// #melbourne — 2016-08-07
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00:00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fails of the Week 1 August 2016 || FailArmy Views: 1,391,242 Uploader: FailArmy Uploaded: Aug 5, 2016 Duration: 7m25s Rating: 4.91
00:00:00 <Maurice> It was a rough time, let me tell you
00:00:00 <dematerialised> lol
00:00:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHA
00:00:00 <amelia> accurate
00:00:00 <Maurice> I mixed my drinks too, bourbon, beer, beer, cocktail, bourbon, beer, beer, bourbon, cocktail, champagne and bourbon
00:00:00 <Maurice> I sense a theme
00:00:00 <dematerialised> mmm bourbon
00:01:00 <Klutch> rank
00:01:00 <Klutch> drinking is for losers who cant have fun sober
00:01:00 <Maurice> Them colour me a loser
00:01:00 <Maurice> Then*
00:01:00 <Klutch> loser
00:01:00 <amelia> 11 DRINKS?
00:01:00 <TheRiddler> that's not much of a drink mix
00:01:00 <Maurice> Not enough, amelia?
00:01:00 <amelia> i pass out from like 3
00:02:00 <Klutch> really?
00:02:00 <amelia> howdahexagon you drink 11
00:02:00 <Klutch> guess i wont worry about wasting roofies on you then
00:02:00 <Maurice> Determination
00:02:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/m59bVkT.jpg
00:02:00 <TheRiddler> I cant stomach more than 6
00:02:00 <Serenity> 11 drinks is nothing
00:02:00 <amelia> jeezus
00:02:00 <Maurice> I ate dinner so I was ok
00:02:00 <dematerialised> i am usually still standing after a good 1.2L of makers mark
00:02:00 <Serenity> ive had liek 6 beers
00:02:00 <dematerialised> bare standing but still
00:02:00 <Maurice> And half of my champagne ended up on the bathroom floor anyways
00:03:00 <Klutch> 6 beers
00:03:00 <Klutch> HOLY SHIT
00:03:00 <Klutch> WATCH OUT GUYS
00:03:00 <Maurice> LOSER SERENITY
00:03:00 <dematerialised> looooollllllllllllll
00:03:00 <amelia> 11 drinks id be yacking everything up
00:03:00 <amelia> and dead
00:03:00 <Serenity> 6 is fuck all calm your painted nails Klutch
00:03:00 <Klutch> amelia: whats what meth is for
00:03:00 <Klutch> lets you drink more (y)
00:03:00 <robot> Maurice trying to rock climb after 11 drinks --> https://youtu.be/XCcZ-OXiUKc?t=386
00:03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fails of the Week 1 August 2016 || FailArmy Views: 1,391,242 Uploader: FailArmy Uploaded: Aug 5, 2016 Duration: 7m25s Rating: 4.91
00:03:00 <Maurice> Hey man, I had heels on and everything and not once did I fall over
00:04:00 <TheRiddler> also saves on brushing your teeth
00:04:00 <Maurice> I nearly got run over by a taxi reversing and that was before I got drunk
00:04:00 <dematerialised> i refuse to believe you wore heels
00:04:00 <TheRiddler> because you wont have any
00:04:00 <Maurice> Whys that hard to believe
00:04:00 <Klutch> if you smoke, sure
00:04:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/mPrMCEy.png
00:04:00 <Klutch> ive only smoked it a handful of times in my life, too inconveniant when out partying/clubbing etc
00:04:00 <Serenity> Maurice has so many heels
00:05:00 <Maurice> To go with my many feet
00:05:00 <Klutch> amelia
00:05:00 <Klutch> this song is 4 u
00:05:00 <Klutch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH1MkOr9K4U
00:05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kogz- Most Chicks Views: 49,286 Uploader: kogzah222 Uploaded: Jun 1, 2014 Duration: 3m36s Rating: 4.85
00:05:00 <Klutch> from a perf rapper m8
00:06:00 <dematerialised> protip: my cousin is married to kogz
00:06:00 <dematerialised> bbl going to two rocks :/
00:06:00 <Klutch> LOL BULLSHIT
00:06:00 <dematerialised> no bullshit
00:06:00 <dematerialised> bai!
00:06:00 <Klutch> kogz loves the shardzzzzzzzzz
00:06:00 <amelia> i can't get into ausie hip hop
00:07:00 <Klutch> most chicks are slutssssssssssssssssss
00:07:00 <Klutch> but this one isnt most chicks
00:07:00 <Klutch> das u amelia <3
00:07:00 <TheRiddler> that's you out klutch
00:07:00 <President_Trump> CROOKED HILLARY
00:07:00 <TheRiddler> you'll have to become a US citezen
00:07:00 <Serenity> why do i know the name kogz
00:07:00 <amelia> weeeeeeeeee
00:07:00 <Klutch> hes a perth rapper Serenity
00:07:00 <Serenity> hmm
00:07:00 <TheRiddler> he was probably on irc I bet
00:07:00 <Klutch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSyw7HAeBQI
00:07:00 <Klutch> hes a madcunt
00:08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: KOGZ - Drown in Spit (Part 3) Views: 83,395 Uploader: kogzah222 Uploaded: Oct 27, 2015 Duration: 4m40s Rating: 4.91
00:09:00 <Serenity> he looks methy
00:09:00 <ShadowLurker> whats goin on mad cunts
00:09:00 <Klutch> i dont know about these days, i met him once at a party a good 4 years ago
00:09:00 <Klutch> but he went hard back then haha
00:11:00 <TheRiddler> we found joel's catchphrase
00:11:00 <Klutch> one of his good friends is a friends exbf
00:11:00 <TheRiddler> stay greasy
00:11:00 <Klutch> and hes a major methhead
00:11:00 <ShadowLurker> figures
00:11:00 <Klutch> as in, thousands of dollars a week methhead
00:11:00 <Doodle> did u sleep on his couch
00:11:00 <Serenity> i spos thats what you do in perth when you have a bunch of cash
00:11:00 <Serenity> rofll
00:11:00 <TheRiddler> STAY GREASY IRCERS YO FROM KUNNY
00:12:00 <Doodle> is Klutch B1 back from the dead
00:12:00 <robot> who are you talking about
00:12:00 <Klutch> kogz
00:12:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL Doodle
00:12:00 <Klutch> Serenity: yeah he was fifo :P
00:12:00 <Serenity> nahh kogz is a home grown celeb not b1 claiming he knows the beatles
00:12:00 <Serenity> Klutch 90% of fifos are into meth rofl
00:12:00 <Klutch> but like this guy had nothing
00:12:00 <Doodle> whoever this kogz person is i wouldnt be calling them a celeb
00:12:00 <Klutch> usually they have nice cars andnice houses
00:12:00 <Klutch> he literally spent EVERY FUCKING PAYCHECK on it
00:13:00 <Serenity> eh it happens
00:13:00 <ShadowLurker> doodle
00:13:00 <ShadowLurker> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13886313_10154394601783615_6226741533176120124_n.jpg?oh=862d4382369eb92f6ab147a42de8b570&oe=58225B7A
00:13:00 <Klutch> Doodle: he's probalby one of perths most well known rappers so....
00:13:00 <President_Trump> Serenity why are you obsessed with meth?
00:13:00 <Doodle> like i said
00:13:00 <Doodle> not a celeb
00:13:00 <Serenity> im not?
00:13:00 <ShadowLurker> oh god LOL dis cunt
00:13:00 <Doodle> loool paulie
00:13:00 <TheRiddler> no one is as popular from perth than heath ledger
00:13:00 <President_Trump> u always talk about meth
00:13:00 <Serenity> read and follow the convo
00:13:00 <TheRiddler> or ashton kutcher?
00:13:00 <Klutch> Serenity is a meth head
00:13:00 <President_Trump> no it's too much for me to read
00:13:00 <Klutch> thats why
00:13:00 <President_Trump> im not a good reader
00:13:00 <Klutch> she just cant stop talking about drugs
00:13:00 <Serenity> then stfu
00:13:00 <President_Trump> remember when i told u a while ago i was low iq
00:13:00 <Klutch> she thinks its cool or something idno
00:14:00 <Serenity> well duh
00:14:00 <TheRiddler> nvm kutcher
00:14:00 <Serenity> if i give up the drugs il l get fgat again
00:14:00 <Serenity> we cnat have that
00:14:00 <Klutch> exactly
00:14:00 <Klutch> #thinspiration
00:14:00 <Serenity> Klutch and i keep each other thin
00:14:00 <Serenity> smoke this glassie you soon to be fat cunt
00:15:00 <Klutch> HAHAHAHAHAHAH
00:15:00 <Serenity> we are THERE for each other
00:15:00 <Klutch> aint nuttin like a little glass barbie when the food cravings set in
00:15:00 <TheRiddler> just heath ledger
00:15:00 <TheRiddler> and maybe nickskitz
00:16:00 <Klutch> nicksitzmix #19489246871258912859124512
00:16:00 <robot> amelia on a typical monday irl --> https://youtu.be/IQpPdkd0B6M?t=19
00:16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: You're Doing it Wrong || Fail Compilation by FailArmy 2016 Views: 4,229,117 Uploader: FailArmy Uploaded: Jul 26, 2016 Duration: 7m6s Rating: 4.93
00:16:00 <Serenity> d
00:16:00 <President_Trump> lol wtf
00:16:00 <President_Trump> robo pedoing out
00:17:00 <amelia> amelia everyday
00:17:00 <robot> what.
00:17:00 <Doodle> WHAT-AH
00:17:00 <President_Trump> amelia when she's chatting with breaker on irc
00:17:00 <amelia> no
00:17:00 <amelia> kunnybunny
00:18:00 <TheRiddler> eskimo joe is perth based
00:18:00 <Klutch> theyre not famous tho
00:19:00 <President_Trump> wheres chucky?
00:19:00 <amelia> drapht
00:19:00 <Klutch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caStkgYD4rg
00:19:00 <Klutch> my anthem.
00:19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Alex Jones - MDMA Views: 86,525 Uploader: AlexJonesMusic Uploaded: Aug 13, 2014 Duration: 2m58s Rating: 4.76
00:19:00 <amelia> jeezus
00:19:00 <President_Trump> amelia how was kick boxing class?
00:19:00 <President_Trump> with Serenity
00:19:00 <amelia> it was good we then grabbed some lunch
00:19:00 <Serenity> we killed it
00:20:00 <amelia> after we worked up a sweat
00:20:00 <Serenity> ^
00:20:00 <Klutch> ...
00:20:00 <Klutch> go on...
00:20:00 <President_Trump> did anyone turn up to lunch with a hook in their arm?
00:20:00 <TheRiddler> they're always on tripple j
00:20:00 <Klutch> exactly
00:20:00 <Klutch> not famous
00:20:00 <Klutch> triple j is trash
00:20:00 <amelia> he was sporting an eye patch also
00:20:00 <couleurs> i'm famouse
00:20:00 <amelia> squeak
00:21:00 <President_Trump> sporting
00:21:00 <amelia> SPoRTiNG
00:21:00 <Klutch> triple j is so trash its probably amelias favourite station
00:21:00 <amelia> i listen to iPod
00:21:00 <amelia> but if i listen to radio in would be jjj
00:21:00 <Klutch> knew it.
00:22:00 <Klutch> bet you look forwad to da TRIPLE J'S 100 HOTTEST every year too
00:22:00 <President_Trump> what did sez wear to kick boxing?
00:22:00 <amelia> you prob listen to emo bs so fuck off
00:22:00 <Klutch> cunt
00:22:00 <Clarkson> well fuck that
00:22:00 <Klutch> dont get cheek with me
00:22:00 <Klutch> ill rek u
00:22:00 <amelia> kick your fuckin head off
00:22:00 <Klutch> youve seen what ive done to chicks m8
00:22:00 <amelia> go collect it from brazil you headless fuck
00:22:00 <Clarkson> i don't like that bitch
00:22:00 <Klutch> talk shit get hit
00:23:00 <robot> lol
00:23:00 <amelia> d.e.d
00:23:00 <Klutch> das u
00:23:00 <Klutch> ded
00:23:00 <Klutch> deader than aliasd's baby.
00:23:00 <TheRiddler> violence against women
00:23:00 <Klutch> OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:23:00 <TheRiddler> australia says no
00:24:00 <ShadowLurker> get up come get down with the sickness
00:24:00 <amelia> Sarah was sporting some full length black yoga pants and a singlet top that read "TRAIN EAT SLEEP REPEAT"
00:24:00 <Klutch> lmfao
00:24:00 <Serenity> hahahahahaha
00:24:00 <Serenity> hahaha
00:24:00 <Serenity> ahayha
00:24:00 <Klutch> did she train for 30 seconds and put up a photo on fb with a health shake and be all "DAS TODAY DONE"
00:25:00 <Klutch> healthagenix shake
00:25:00 <Serenity> excuse me i dnt druink helf hakes
00:25:00 <Klutch> detox
00:25:00 <Serenity> dont b insulan
00:25:00 <Klutch> wellness
00:25:00 <Serenity> insultan
00:25:00 <Serenity> i got banned from a herbalife group =/
00:25:00 <Klutch> hahahahh really?
00:25:00 <President_Trump> trump = #1 kickboxer
00:26:00 <Serenity> yeah cause i told them all they were pathetic wankers for ffeeding their kids shakes
00:26:00 <President_Trump> trump wearing his "IRC 4EVER" singlet
00:26:00 <Klutch> hahahahahahaha
00:26:00 <Serenity> its something i get ranty about
00:26:00 <Serenity> DONT FEED YOUR KIDS HEALTH SHAKES
00:26:00 <Klutch> i made a vaguebook post at someone advertising the shit a few months ago
00:26:00 <Klutch> they deleted me straight away before i could even troll them :(
00:27:00 <Serenity> hahaha fuck
00:27:00 <Clarkson> go fuck yourself in the eye with a screwdriver awolf
00:27:00 <Klutch> my fb friendslist is slowly dwindling. dunno why
00:27:00 <Serenity> i hate those multilevel marketing wankers
00:27:00 <Doodle> yeah
00:27:00 <Serenity> DOODLES
00:28:00 <Doodle> sezz
00:28:00 <Doodle> can u give me a wristy me arms are tired
00:28:00 <Serenity> ok sure
00:28:00 <Doodle> score
00:28:00 <Klutch> slut
00:28:00 <Serenity> yes and?
00:28:00 <Klutch> how do you put up with that shit ShadowLurker
00:28:00 <Klutch> you should knock her down a peg or two ey
00:28:00 <Serenity> hes a slag too wats ur point
00:28:00 <ShadowLurker> and..
00:28:00 <Doodle> ye he gives me wristies when sezz is busy
00:28:00 <Serenity> hahashahahaha
00:28:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
00:29:00 <Klutch> rank
00:29:00 <ShadowLurker> you said you wouldnt tell
00:29:00 <Klutch> have some respect
00:29:00 <Maurice> We've all seen the video
00:29:00 <Doodle> i lied
00:29:00 <Klutch> do your vows mean nothing?
00:29:00 <ShadowLurker> so you dont love me
00:29:00 <ShadowLurker> :O
00:29:00 <Serenity> you dont know what our vows were
00:29:00 <Serenity> to be fair
00:29:00 <Doodle> i did while u were giving me a wrsity
00:29:00 <Klutch> lol owned cunts
00:29:00 <Doodle> finally
00:29:00 <Doodle> glad those cunts are gone
00:29:00 <Serenity> woahhh
00:29:00 <Clarkson> show pony crap
00:29:00 <President_Trump> got them
00:29:00 <Serenity> havent seen one of them for a while
00:30:00 <Klutch> im glad dematerialised is gone
00:30:00 <Klutch> fucking fat fuck
00:30:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
00:30:00 <President_Trump> demut the loser gone
00:30:00 <Klutch> have you seen the cunts chins?
00:30:00 <Klutch> dude has like 4 of them
00:30:00 <Klutch> tries to hide them with a goatee
00:30:00 <Klutch> doesnt work
00:30:00 <President_Trump> he is def bottom 3 good looking in #melb
00:31:00 <Doodle> who r the other 2
00:31:00 <amelia> Maurice is one
00:31:00 <Klutch> amelia is the other
00:31:00 <Doodle> NOT ASKIN U GERTIE
00:31:00 <Serenity> yeah that guy is UG-LEE
00:31:00 <President_Trump> umm not sure, i said bottom 3 just in case... but i think maybe demut is bottom 1
00:31:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:31:00 <ShadowLurker> seriously tho of the 5 fattest cunts i know Klutch has to be 3 of them
00:31:00 <Klutch> LOL
00:31:00 <amelia> sif bottom 3
00:31:00 <Serenity> nahhh
00:31:00 <Klutch> ask Serenity
00:31:00 <Serenity> kltchy isnt a methh skinny now
00:32:00 <Klutch> im a skinny fucker now
00:32:00 <amelia> he not fat anymore
00:32:00 <Serenity> is**
00:32:00 <Maurice> I like being the bottom
00:32:00 <amelia> definitely at least 362 other fatter peeps on here than him
00:32:00 <Serenity> aura-DEF gsdgfg
00:32:00 <Serenity> dj
00:32:00 <Serenity> FCIUJ
00:32:00 <Serenity> fucking christ
00:32:00 <Klutch> http://i.imgur.com/0xX6FC2.jpg
00:32:00 <Serenity> my hands dont work
00:32:00 <Klutch> seriously the guy doesnt even have a neck
00:32:00 <Klutch> its just all chin
00:32:00 <amelia> pirate is gonna getchu
00:32:00 <couleurs> is that a real g.i. joe
00:32:00 <amelia> dun be a bully
00:33:00 <Klutch> he should demateralised some neck fat.
00:33:00 <amelia> you didn't like being called fat when you had the extra kgs
00:33:00 <Klutch> yeah but now im not fat
00:33:00 <President_Trump> lol
00:33:00 <Klutch> so its okay
00:33:00 <President_Trump> he look good in that pic
00:33:00 <amelia> so it gives you the right to talk other people down
00:33:00 <Klutch> yes
00:33:00 <ShadowLurker> i guess its you and me tonight doodle
00:33:00 <ShadowLurker> sezz hands dont work
00:34:00 <Doodle> i'll get the deep heat
00:34:00 <amelia> prez^trumpy wants some pirate lovin
00:34:00 <ShadowLurker> ooo delux treatment
00:34:00 <Serenity> the only fat people we are allowed to pick on i s picard
00:34:00 <Serenity> and thats because hes a pink fucking potato cunt
00:34:00 <Klutch> i have immunity
00:35:00 <Serenity> whos tries to give me shit for losing weight which doesnt make sense
00:35:00 <Serenity> i think hes jelly
00:35:00 <Doodle> nice immunity
00:35:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
00:35:00 <Serenity> oms to fnioy
00:35:00 <ShadowLurker> ^5 Doodle
00:35:00 <Serenity> im o confused
00:35:00 <Serenity> sop
00:35:00 <ShadowLurker> well fuck
00:35:00 <Doodle> ^5
00:35:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
00:35:00 <amelia> lay off the health shakes m8
00:35:00 <ShadowLurker> she deteriorated fast
00:35:00 <Serenity> hes gonna fb me now
00:36:00 <Serenity> no amsy
00:36:00 <Serenity> sdgjklbsdfjksfxgvfdjkbvdszjkdsag'
00:36:00 <Serenity> l[rehg
00:36:00 <doctor> https://i0.wp.com/unicornbooty.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/justin-biebers-penis-uncensored.jpg?w=701&ssl=1
00:36:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHAA
00:36:00 <doctor> im jealous
00:36:00 <Serenity> no amelia im addicted to diet pillz ok
00:36:00 <amelia> K LAP BAND GRL
00:36:00 <Serenity> lol
00:36:00 <Serenity> i got a lapband over i dont qualify for one
00:36:00 <Serenity> IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
00:36:00 <Doodle> i'm hungry
00:36:00 <Serenity> AFTER
00:36:00 <Doodle> but its bedtime
00:37:00 <Serenity> ffs
00:37:00 <amelia> lost your shit lady
00:37:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to try 1 of these sugarfree colas
00:37:00 <Maurice> Doodle, make me something too, thanks
00:38:00 <TheRiddler> *natural
00:38:00 <Doodle> i'm not going to have anything
00:38:00 <Serenity> i am drunk
00:38:00 <Maurice> You ruddy well are
00:38:00 <Serenity> hwoow good is it
00:38:00 <Serenity> haha
00:38:00 <Doodle> i ruddy blummin am not
00:38:00 <Maurice> Well fine, but you can still make me something
00:39:00 <President_Trump> klutch deserves a second chance
00:39:00 <Doodle> oh
00:39:00 <Doodle> cos i'm well known for giving people second chances
00:39:00 <TheRiddler> do you love him trump?
00:39:00 <ShadowLurker> im not
00:39:00 <Doodle> lol it was sarcasm cunt
00:39:00 <ShadowLurker> if you end up in the shitbin you stay there
00:39:00 <President_Trump> i dont knnow much about him but he seems like he might have potential
00:40:00 <ShadowLurker> doodle you wanna dance like old time
00:40:00 <amelia> ahahahahhhaha
00:40:00 <Doodle> O_o
00:40:00 <TheRiddler> ok that failed
00:40:00 <ShadowLurker> before you ruined #facebook
00:40:00 <TheRiddler> these sugar free colas taste like ass
00:40:00 <Clarkson> thank fuck i didnt know that
00:40:00 <Doodle> lmao
00:41:00 <ShadowLurker> Clarkson who are you kidding you know everything
00:41:00 <President_Trump> riddler would u say it tastes like matthews ass?
00:41:00 <Clarkson> maybe if ppl made an effort i wouldn't have to spout such crap
00:41:00 <ShadowLurker> true clarky
00:41:00 <Doodle> tru clarky
00:41:00 <Clarkson> coffee is good shit
00:41:00 <Clarkson> which happen to be comprised of awesome statues and shit
00:41:00 <Doodle> oh
00:41:00 <Doodle> ok
00:41:00 <couleurs> coffee isn't statues and shit it's beans you dumb bastard!!!!!!
00:41:00 <amelia> cereals you stupid slut
00:41:00 <Doodle> jeez
00:42:00 <couleurs> whoa language
00:42:00 <Doodle> tell us how u really feel amelia
00:42:00 <amelia> YEAH WELL
00:42:00 <couleurs> you're not Clarkson!!!!!!
00:42:00 <amelia> i jus heard something shocking ok you stupid slut
00:42:00 <Clarkson> but yeh, they are far cheaper and im not gonna fuck around with silver and rolex's diamonds, shit will happen again if its occured once
00:42:00 <amelia> !!!!!!
00:42:00 <robot> lol
00:42:00 <robot> stfu
00:42:00 <Doodle> [00:40] <TheRiddler> these sugar free colas taste like ass
00:42:00 <Doodle> was it that amelia
00:42:00 <couleurs> So You've Tasted... Ass?
00:43:00 <TheRiddler> .
00:43:00 <TheRiddler> yes
00:43:00 <Maurice> Donkey meat is a delicacy
00:43:00 <Doodle> hasnt everyone
00:43:00 <President_Trump> TheRiddler has tasted Matthew's ass - CONFIRMED AND EXPOSED
00:43:00 <TheRiddler> you wish hairpiece fish
00:44:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHA
00:44:00 <amelia> HaiRPieCe FiSH
00:44:00 <President_Trump> .....
00:44:00 <Doodle> i have no idea what is happening now
00:44:00 <President_Trump> i am lol'ing irl
00:44:00 <amelia> me3
00:45:00 <President_Trump> i have never been insulted so badly
00:45:00 <President_Trump> i am going to have COKE ZERO to celebrate
00:45:00 <ShadowLurker> have a cock hero
00:46:00 <Doodle> filth
00:46:00 <TheRiddler> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVTu_uXWsAA_eim.jpg
00:46:00 <Doodle> eek
00:48:00 <ShadowLurker> is that donald trump
00:48:00 <amelia> shut up you hairpiece fish
00:49:00 <couleurs> Make Me!!!!!!!!!!
00:49:00 <TheRiddler> it's a blob fish with trumps hairpiece
00:49:00 <amelia> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:51:00 <TheRiddler> the volleyball is on soon
00:51:00 <couleurs> yes
00:51:00 <couleurs> get the tissues ready
00:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:51:00 <couleurs> cos the aussie girls could lose
00:51:00 <couleurs> and make you cry
00:52:00 <couleurs> GoSh
00:52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:52:00 <President_Trump> ok everyone i have an exciting snack
00:52:00 <TheRiddler> did they win last olympics?
00:52:00 <President_Trump> COKE ZERO and ALL BUTTER PAIN AU CHOCOLAT
00:52:00 <couleurs> idk i think they were top 3
00:52:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
00:52:00 <couleurs> i think 1 of the south american teams won
00:52:00 <amelia> take your stupid slut snack & fuck offs ok
00:53:00 <couleurs> y is amelia more mean than usual 2 nite is it cos her shower head is leaking
00:53:00 <TheRiddler> maybe I'm thinking of the 2000 olympics
00:53:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't watched olympics in ages
00:53:00 <couleurs> Maybe.
00:53:00 <amelia> yas :(
00:53:00 <couleurs> nobody has
00:53:00 <amelia> so distressing
00:54:00 <couleurs> Stupid Slut Shower Head
00:54:00 <amelia> I KNOW
00:54:00 <TheRiddler> we lost judo
00:54:00 <amelia> thanks mcavaney
00:54:00 <TheRiddler> yw
00:55:00 <President_Trump> lol olympics is on
00:55:00 <President_Trump> DONT BLUSH BABY
00:55:00 <President_Trump> mel mclaughlin
00:55:00 <Serenity> HAVE SOEM FUCKING RESPECT FAGGOT OF THE OPERA
00:55:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOOL
00:55:00 <TheRiddler> LMAO
00:56:00 <couleurs> mel mctitejeans
00:57:00 <couleurs> Good Toothpaste.
00:58:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
01:01:00 <TheRiddler> imagine the orgies at the olympics
01:02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:02:00 <Serenity> apparently it goesoff
01:03:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if that woman is competeting still
01:04:00 <Serenity> whici
01:04:00 <robot> competeting
01:05:00 <TheRiddler> the runner that does the jumping for warm ups
01:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> FML - finding a movie that you wanna watch at 1am
01:07:00 <TheRiddler> michelle jenneke
01:07:00 <TheRiddler> supertroopers kk
01:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
01:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw true story
01:07:00 <couleurs> yea she's their
01:07:00 <couleurs> can't wait 2 c her do her warm ups
01:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> James franco… i’d have his babies
01:08:00 <couleurs> me 2
01:08:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EIveHwQcgU
01:08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Michelle Jenneke's Sexy Warm Up Dance, Olympic Hurdler Views: 736,144 Uploader: cheeseychaz Uploaded: Jul 19, 2012 Duration: 2m19s Rating: 4.72
01:11:00 <amelia> when i type jew, a emoticon of a star comes up
01:12:00 <amelia> an
01:12:00 <amelia> ✡
01:12:00 <amelia> do jews have their own special stars
01:12:00 <Serenity> o.O
01:12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:12:00 <TheRiddler> yes
01:12:00 <President_Trump> that is the star of david
01:13:00 <amelia> wheres the star of amelia
01:13:00 <President_Trump> david pollock
01:13:00 <amelia> AHAHA
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> omg trump you know something
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> you pass 1st grade
01:13:00 <amelia> must be a dopey lookin star
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> I'd like to know why he hates women
01:14:00 <amelia> cos women hate him
01:14:00 <TheRiddler> have you seen his expose list
01:14:00 <TheRiddler> probably
01:14:00 <amelia> no
01:14:00 <TheRiddler> he has details of all these women ircers in a pastebin
01:14:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
01:14:00 <President_Trump> are u talking about me or pollock?
01:14:00 <TheRiddler> pollock
01:14:00 <amelia> anyone interesting at least
01:15:00 <President_Trump> MaXiPaD
01:15:00 <TheRiddler> not sure
01:15:00 <TheRiddler> they all dont come on irc no more
01:15:00 <amelia> MaXiMuS
01:15:00 <TheRiddler> maybe they thought he was stalking them
01:15:00 <President_Trump> polls is very good at archiving
01:15:00 <Serenity> show the list
01:16:00 <amelia> i dunno it sounds like he had a shit childhood
01:16:00 <amelia> how do you expect someone to turn out after try that sort of shit
01:16:00 <Clarkson> [08:24:30] fuck ive got this headset up loud )_)
01:16:00 <amelia> -try
01:17:00 <TheRiddler> not sure if I can find it again
01:17:00 <Serenity> amelia is up late
01:17:00 <Serenity> im excited
01:18:00 <amelia> UP PAST 9PM
01:18:00 <amelia> rebel
01:18:00 <Serenity> haha
01:18:00 <TheGreatMilenko> hello
01:18:00 <TheGreatMilenko> oh
01:18:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF BACK TO MC
01:19:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/dHIuA75
01:19:00 <TheGreatMilenko> FINE
01:20:00 <TheRiddler> are you 1 of those early bed early rise ppl
01:20:00 <amelia> yup
01:20:00 <TheRiddler> what time do you goto work
01:20:00 <President_Trump> whenever her meds kick in
01:20:00 <TheRiddler> oh I forgot you do gym before hand too
01:20:00 <amelia> 9ish
01:20:00 <TheGreatMilenko> meh bed at 12 work at 6
01:20:00 <amelia> yah i get up 5am
01:21:00 <TheRiddler> I do 2amish to 9ish am on saturday
01:21:00 <amelia> jeeeeeezus
01:25:00 <President_Trump> stebie aka antenna man
01:26:00 <Serenity> i am not a morning person'
01:26:00 <TheRiddler> the best thing about female athletes are their abs
01:26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:26:00 <TheRiddler> same here
01:26:00 <Serenity> i get up at 7 every day but im a monster until atleast 11
01:26:00 <TheRiddler> I'd burn up if I get up 7 every day
01:26:00 <amelia> if i get woken up before my scheduled time, i will kill everyone in sight
01:27:00 <amelia> otherwise i am good
01:27:00 <TheRiddler> I struggle to keep awake a whole day
01:27:00 <TheRiddler> I have drs appointment monday to talk about getting checked for sleep apnea
01:28:00 <amsy> i average like 5 hours sleep every night
01:28:00 <President_Trump> demut has that problem too
01:28:00 <President_Trump> sleep apnea
01:28:00 <TheRiddler> wb amsy
01:28:00 <amsy> ty
01:28:00 <amelia> 5 HOURS
01:28:00 <Serenity> i usually get to bed about 12 andup at 7
01:28:00 <amelia> how do you function
01:28:00 <amsy> ye
01:28:00 <amsy> dont know
01:28:00 <TheRiddler> still got a headache?
01:28:00 <amsy> just do
01:29:00 <amsy> neh, better now thanks ash
01:29:00 <Serenity> and you dont even have kids@
01:29:00 <Serenity> !
01:29:00 <TheRiddler> cool
01:29:00 <amelia> i jus cried a lil tear thinkin of jus 5 hrs sleep
01:29:00 <President_Trump> do u call your kids cunts?
01:29:00 <Serenity> who'
01:29:00 <President_Trump> u
01:29:00 <Serenity> 5 hours is heaps
01:29:00 <Serenity> me?
01:29:00 <President_Trump> do u say 'get over here u little cunt'
01:29:00 <Serenity> uh no
01:29:00 <Serenity> im not a houso ty
01:29:00 <amelia> 5 hrs is ridiculous
01:29:00 <President_Trump> whats a houso?
01:30:00 <Serenity> housing commision
01:30:00 <amsy> anything less than 3 i find it hard to function
01:30:00 <amelia> to be fair, kids are cwords
01:30:00 <amsy> but 5 works for me
01:30:00 <amelia> ok amsy you're killin me ya really killin me
01:30:00 <amsy> lol
01:30:00 <President_Trump> amsy wakes up to picard's groin in her face most mornings
01:30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:31:00 <amsy> its because i dont drink coffee
01:31:00 <amelia> death
01:31:00 <amsy> lol
01:31:00 <amelia> pure death
01:31:00 <amsy> gross trump
01:31:00 <President_Trump> amsy when was chucky last on irc?
01:31:00 <amelia> no one deserves that
01:31:00 <amsy> i dont know m8
01:31:00 <amsy> would have thought you knew
01:31:00 <President_Trump> why not?
01:31:00 <President_Trump> i do know
01:32:00 <President_Trump> bout 3-4 years ago
01:32:00 <amsy> well there you go
01:32:00 <President_Trump> thanks for confirming
01:32:00 <amsy> i have no idea either way
01:32:00 <TheRiddler> that was probably jerome giving pollock shit
01:33:00 <Serenity> who even cares
01:33:00 <Serenity> irrelevant wankers
01:33:00 <TheRiddler> he does
01:33:00 <TheRiddler> obviously
01:33:00 <amsy> .ofkdjdj
01:33:00 <amsy> agreed
01:34:00 <President_Trump> picard and he were good friends
01:34:00 <TheRiddler> he's got a stiffy for a guy selling rugs that smell iffy
01:34:00 <Serenity> WHO CARES fffs
01:34:00 <amsy> lmao
01:35:00 <amsy> why does it look so weird when men do cartwheels
01:35:00 <Serenity> because willys
01:36:00 <amsy> lol
01:37:00 <amsy> i dislike norwegian olympic broadcast
01:38:00 <amsy> theyre gpod at like 3 sports in summer
01:38:00 <amsy> and thats pretry much all they show
01:38:00 <TheRiddler> the cock flop or the gash flash
01:38:00 <Clarkson> you put meat in the fang bit and out comes poop
01:38:00 <amsy> pretty*
01:38:00 <TheRiddler> ouch
01:38:00 <TheRiddler> that sux
01:38:00 <amsy> im overreacting but it does feel fairly repetitive
01:39:00 <TheRiddler> what sports do they do well in?
01:39:00 <amsy> cycling
01:39:00 <amsy> shooting
01:39:00 <amsy> handball
01:39:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
01:39:00 <Serenity> GASH FLASH
01:39:00 <Serenity> ROFL
01:39:00 <amsy> maybe rowing?
01:39:00 <TheRiddler> thought they'd be good at hockey too
01:40:00 <amsy> and theres some good runners this year
01:40:00 <amsy> from my city
01:40:00 <amsy> 3 brothers lol
01:40:00 <TheRiddler> cool
01:40:00 <TheRiddler> no gymnastics?
01:40:00 <amsy> dont know
01:40:00 <amsy> probably no one note worthy if there is
01:40:00 <TheRiddler> aren't the russians still the best at gymnastics?
01:41:00 <amsy> probably
01:42:00 <Serenity> i heard that plutonians were better
01:42:00 <TheRiddler> they got bronze n silver last year
01:43:00 <TheRiddler> err
01:43:00 <TheRiddler> last olympics
01:43:00 <TheRiddler> not year
01:44:00 <TheRiddler> for most of the gymastic events
01:45:00 <President_Trump> my feet are cold what should i do
01:46:00 <amsy> socks
01:47:00 <President_Trump> good idea
01:47:00 <President_Trump> u are smart woman amsy
01:55:00 <Serenity> put your feet in fire
01:57:00 <President_Trump> i might try and put them in the oven
01:57:00 <President_Trump> do u think that is smart?
02:03:00 <Serenity> yes
02:43:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
03:26:00 <dematerialised> hi faggots
03:26:00 <dematerialised> i amback please call off the ses
12:01:00 <morgoth> seriously seriously, and Indian psychiatrist who was too busy driving taxis to attend the lecture about what happens when you rape patients?
12:06:00 <morgoth> even better, now an angry herd of cows will stampede my premises when I go and buy a choc milk
13:27:00 <Doodle> has anyone seen my mate dave?
13:37:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
14:12:00 <MrMark> its sunday!!!!!party time!!!!!
15:09:00 <President_Trump> ALL BUTTER PAIN AU CHOCOLAT
15:12:00 <faux> lmO
15:12:00 <faux> lmao*
15:13:00 <President_Trump> what's so funny cwistina?
15:20:00 <President_Trump> cristina *beep beep*
15:20:00 <President_Trump> christina *beep beep*
15:20:00 <faux> what
15:21:00 <President_Trump> what's so funny cwistina?
15:52:00 <morgoth> back when IBM made cash registers only, there was a market for 7 computers
15:57:00 <DoCWearsAFROCK> prances around
16:42:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked on the floor yet?
16:45:00 <Lumeah> You are
16:45:00 <Lumeah> Hi but no
16:45:00 <Lumeah> Im not
16:45:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
16:50:00 <Lumeah> Yeah
16:59:00 <Lumeah> What the problem
17:01:00 <MrMark> knock knock knockin on heavens door
17:01:00 <Lumeah> Yup
17:22:00 <BigBrother> Geelong 76 Essendon 23
17:22:00 <BigBrother> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
17:24:00 <Matthew> Obsessed tbh
17:24:00 <couleurs> agreed.
17:26:00 <MrMark> wb sexy Lumeah
17:26:00 <couleurs> thx
17:27:00 <President_Trump> couleurs where is pogba today?
17:27:00 <couleurs> Disneywurld.
17:27:00 <President_Trump> still?
17:28:00 <couleurs> he's gonna be the new goofy
17:47:00 <dematerialised> wb hacker
17:47:00 <couleurs> thx
17:48:00 <couleurs> what da goss
17:48:00 <couleurs> did u fixed amelias shower head?
17:48:00 <dematerialised> yeah
17:48:00 <dematerialised> it was just one nut
17:48:00 <couleurs> NiCe
17:48:00 <couleurs> good 1
17:50:00 <couleurs> go da dees
17:53:00 <GoldSpade> maybe Serenity is at the football
17:56:00 <couleurs> https://i.imgur.com/v8trwLQ.jpg
17:56:00 <GoldSpade> looks like a wig couleurs
17:58:00 <couleurs> it's cotton candy
18:03:00 <amsy> lol milkshakes look sickening these days :(
18:03:00 <GoldSpade> be sick for a week from one of those
18:04:00 <couleurs> yea those are big here now, they came from canberra originally
18:04:00 <couleurs> it's like an overdose of sugar
18:04:00 <couleurs> in 1 go
18:04:00 <couleurs> a weeks worth probably
18:05:00 <amsy> theyre not a thing here yet
18:05:00 <amsy> might never be
18:05:00 <President_Trump> pogba
18:32:00 <GoldSpade> funny how they stop the olympic coverge for the football
18:38:00 <LOOPYDOG> um yeah nah
19:19:00 <TheRiddler> back home
19:19:00 <TheRiddler> faux send me the new key
19:20:00 <faux> say pls
19:20:00 <faux> gosh
19:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:20:00 <TheRiddler> sry
19:20:00 <TheRiddler> please send me the new key
19:20:00 <faux> much better
19:20:00 <faux> check pm
19:21:00 <faux> lol
19:31:00 <President_Trump> me 2
19:32:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/d1vdmju3hspnls7/2016-08-07%2015.11.06.jpg?dl=0
19:33:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
19:33:00 <georgeandwell> m8
19:39:00 <President_Trump> me 2
19:40:00 <faux> can i help you
19:41:00 <President_Trump> key pls
19:41:00 <President_Trump> fauxisdaqueen not working
19:43:00 <Lumeah2> lol
19:43:00 <GoldSpade> fax
19:47:00 <sticman> mmmmmmmmmm who can i hack
20:04:00 <faux> I GOT CHILLS THEYRE MULTIPLYING AND IM LOOOOOOSING CONROHOLLLL
20:04:00 <faux> T
20:05:00 <Doodle> cornholio
20:06:00 <faux> lmao
20:06:00 <faux> OH YES INDEEEEEHEEED
20:06:00 <mh370> no one will find me now
20:08:00 <GoldSpade> are you drunk faux
20:08:00 <faux> heeey boy dont u know i got something goin onnnn
20:08:00 <faux> i got an invitation dont you keep me waitin all night long
20:08:00 <Doodle> eeeee
20:10:00 <faux> lol
20:13:00 <partay> mh370 should disappear
20:16:00 <partay> I oiled my deck
20:18:00 <mh370> i oiled my dick
20:19:00 <partay> there was no need to say that as my comment inferred that
20:20:00 <partay> but true story i bet 3 hrs today oiling my deck
20:24:00 <GoldSpade> ame
20:24:00 <amelia> o hai
20:24:00 <partay> GoldSpank
20:24:00 <GoldSpade> hi ame
20:25:00 <GoldSpade> pansy hello dare
20:25:00 <GoldSpade> well...guess picard isnt here yet...might be why it's so quiet
20:27:00 <amelia> considering this for tomorrow
20:27:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/uQ3kYOT
20:28:00 <GoldSpade> wow
20:29:00 <President_Trump> GARLIC BREAD
20:29:00 <GoldSpade> that cat needs diet pills
20:29:00 <amelia> dat cat is me are u calling me fat
20:30:00 <GoldSpade> no I said that cat...not amelia
20:30:00 <amelia> i am joking relax
20:30:00 <GoldSpade> oh I had no idea
20:30:00 <President_Trump> the f word is banned in #melb
20:30:00 <amelia> No iDea
20:30:00 <President_Trump> safe space
20:30:00 <amelia> fat?
20:30:00 <GoldSpade> you were suppose to laugh
20:31:00 <GoldSpade> it was a joke didnt work
20:31:00 <GoldSpade> move on
20:31:00 <GoldSpade> sometimes things are taken in the wrong context
20:31:00 <georgeandwell> hi
20:32:00 <partay> GoldSpank use your sarcastic font
20:32:00 <amelia> hie georgio
20:32:00 <GoldSpade> like you cant ask a person what their name is on here
20:32:00 <amelia> found a date yet?
20:32:00 <partay> lol
20:32:00 <GoldSpade> like you cant ask a person what their name means is on here
20:32:00 <GoldSpade> becase you get banned
20:32:00 <GoldSpade> like I cant tell you what my name means
20:32:00 <GoldSpade> because I would get banned as well
20:33:00 <amelia> a gold digging object?
20:33:00 <GoldSpade> not sure if you can say that...is that ok faux
20:33:00 <Chucky> hi
20:33:00 <President_Trump> fake
20:33:00 <Chucky> anyone wanna buy some flooring, imported from england. we get it from melbourne
20:34:00 <GoldSpade> is it stolen
20:34:00 <Chucky> no
20:34:00 <Chucky> its good cours u can replace it one panel a time
20:35:00 <faux> i didnt ban you cos you asked what faux means i ban you cos youre a 40+ year old retard
20:35:00 <Chucky> hi faux
20:35:00 <faux> hello fake chucky
20:35:00 <Chucky> hi, real faux
20:35:00 <Chucky> Chucky is a angry little man
20:36:00 <Chucky> i sent him a msg tody
20:36:00 <GoldSpade> heh I dont agree with you that faux
20:36:00 <faux> you dont have to
20:36:00 <GoldSpade> ok I wont
20:36:00 <faux> i have 0 interest in what you have to say
20:36:00 <GoldSpade> dont you mean no interest
20:37:00 <Picard> interest free,
20:37:00 <Picard> .
20:37:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
20:37:00 <GoldSpade> thats alright Picard
20:37:00 <Picard> chucky blames us for him being a loser
20:37:00 <partay> Picard
20:37:00 <Picard> parf
20:37:00 <Picard> partay
20:38:00 <Picard> how are you ole mate?
20:38:00 <Picard> for the love of god, wtf did i do to you?
20:43:00 <Picard> zade
20:43:00 <President_Trump> faux who are the top 5 retards that come in here
20:44:00 <Picard> i better be number one.
20:44:00 <Doodle> Picard is 1-3
20:44:00 <faux> lmao
20:44:00 <Picard> Doodle is 4
20:44:00 <Picard> and Serenity is 5
20:44:00 <Doodle> i'm proud of my retardation
20:44:00 <Doodle> us spastics will rule the world one day
20:45:00 <faux> doodle isnt on the lust
20:45:00 <Picard> yes we will
20:45:00 <Doodle> O_o
20:45:00 <faux> goldspade is def up there
20:45:00 <President_Trump> top 5 list pls
20:45:00 <Doodle> i am on the lust tho
20:45:00 <faux> plivent is number 1
20:45:00 <faux> pollock is up there
20:45:00 <partay> I better get a mention... I've put in a lot of time and effort to fuck faux off.
20:46:00 <faux> goldspade
20:46:00 <faux> fuck idk
20:46:00 <faux> theres too many
20:46:00 <Picard> 5 is too small a list
20:47:00 <faux> mayo
20:47:00 <Picard> the stig
20:47:00 <faux> no
20:47:00 <Picard> josh
20:48:00 <Picard> georgeandwell
20:48:00 <Zade> hello Picard
20:48:00 <faux> omg how did i forget georgeandwell
20:48:00 <faux> lol
20:48:00 <faux> he is #1
20:48:00 <Picard> deep down u want him
20:49:00 <faux> dont be vulgar
20:49:00 <Picard> :P
20:51:00 <partay> georgie only has a 3.8 incher to go along with his autism and general retardation. Hence he has never had a gf
20:51:00 <Picard> lol
20:51:00 <Picard> Serenity isnt saying much tonight
20:52:00 <Picard> she on the exercise bike
20:53:00 <amelia> you should take a page from her book
20:53:00 <British^Meat> Picard is saying a lot tonight
20:53:00 <British^Meat> he obviosuly isnt on an exercise bike
20:55:00 <Picard> ahhh number one fucktard speaks
20:55:00 <President_Trump> trump is #1 whatever opposite of retard is
20:55:00 <Clarkson> no im not an ass hole but ive got an arse
20:55:00 <amelia> British^Meat i fink he means you
21:01:00 <British^Meat> lol
21:01:00 <British^Meat> yer probably
21:01:00 <British^Meat> ive been called worse
21:02:00 <British^Meat> i like how im his #1 though
21:02:00 <British^Meat> thats pretty funny
21:04:00 <georgeandwell> scarn on m8
21:04:00 <Picard> fark all cunty
21:07:00 <georgeandwell> ok
21:07:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
21:08:00 <Picard> ive just been sent some very very disturbing info
21:08:00 <Picard> some people in here are not that they seem
21:08:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
21:08:00 <Picard> **
21:08:00 <georgeandwell> ok
21:09:00 <Picard> what**
21:09:00 <GoldSpade> aint that the truth
21:09:00 <georgeandwell> r they tranny
21:09:00 <Picard> they are like 3 people in one
21:10:00 <GoldSpade> 3 personalities ?
21:10:00 <Picard> and i dont mean personality
21:14:00 <British^Meat> lol
21:14:00 <British^Meat> let me guess, you're not gonna say who it is?
21:14:00 <Picard> what
21:14:00 <amelia> are they really fat
21:14:00 <amelia> issit you
21:15:00 <Picard> amelia u disgting pig, fuck off.
21:15:00 <amelia> u DiSGTiNG PiG
21:15:00 <dematerialised> lol pot kettle black much
21:15:00 <dematerialised> picard literally has a pig nose
21:15:00 <dematerialised> so does his wife
21:15:00 <dematerialised> also hi everyone
21:15:00 <Picard> fuck off boof
21:16:00 <dematerialised> looking like he's permanently mid-snort
21:16:00 <dematerialised> oink oink
21:16:00 <dematerialised> i see i got called sexy and attractive last night also
21:16:00 <dematerialised> you guys make my day <3
21:16:00 <Picard> your mum doesnt count
21:17:00 <amelia> who was drunk n said that
21:17:00 <amelia> oh wait i think trump actually did
21:17:00 <amelia> He LooKS GooD THeRe
21:18:00 <GoldSpade> far out
21:19:00 <dematerialised> i always considered that trump was the playground crush type
21:20:00 <Picard> whats a good diet pill i can take
21:20:00 <dematerialised> poking fun at me when really he wants me to pull his hair
21:21:00 <Serenity> go for a walk you useless pink wanker
21:21:00 <Picard> harsh
21:21:00 <Picard> i dont have time
21:21:00 <British^Meat> lol
21:21:00 <GoldSpade> ok Serenity got a good body now (thanks to the diet pills)...we just got to tweak the personality a bit
21:22:00 <Picard> or are you suggesting i walk to maccas and dont drive?
21:22:00 <British^Meat> too busy manning the phones at the 24hr Aircon help desk
21:22:00 <partay> Serenity shame this doesnt apply to you anymore
21:22:00 <dematerialised> haha
21:22:00 <partay> https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13925402_1759294987672829_8830918895055549867_n.jpg?oh=1f1ab906e7570f1575c7c7cd61b969a2&oe=58293FEF
21:22:00 <Serenity> what fucking diet pills? you cunts are demented
21:22:00 <GoldSpade> you took alot Serenity`!~
21:22:00 <Picard> lol partay
21:22:00 <Serenity> did I?
21:22:00 <GoldSpade> yes!
21:22:00 <dematerialised> also i see klutch went into mspaint and increased the size of my fb display pic by 300%
21:22:00 <georgeandwell> scanr on m8
21:23:00 <dematerialised> was he ranting about me?
21:23:00 <Serenity> news to me
21:23:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHHAA klutch
21:23:00 <Picard> lapband
21:23:00 <amelia> oh god that made me laugh
21:23:00 <Serenity> i didnt get a lapband either you retard
21:23:00 <GoldSpade> you banned me from the perth channel on first day...because some guy from the nerds channel ask me to say diet pills
21:23:00 <GoldSpade> so you would of been taking them
21:23:00 <dematerialised> yes we know GoldSpade
21:23:00 <amelia> AAHAAH
21:23:00 <dematerialised> you said that 5 times now
21:23:00 <Serenity> no GoldSpade you were banned for being a tosser the subject is irrelevant
21:24:00 <amelia> norti nerds channel
21:24:00 <Picard> so u just walked all that weight off?
21:24:00 <GoldSpade> thats bullshit !
21:24:00 <GoldSpade> I never said a thing Serenity!
21:24:00 <GoldSpade> nothing!
21:24:00 <British^Meat> lol is Picard actually this confused or.......?
21:24:00 <dematerialised> !
21:24:00 <Serenity> i dont have to explain myself to you lol.. i didnt take pills or have an operation if your fat head cant understand that its not my problem
21:24:00 <dematerialised> no picard is being a shitty troll
21:24:00 <British^Meat> yer figures
21:24:00 <Serenity> hes having trouble understanding how someone can go more than 30 mins without eating
21:25:00 <dematerialised> he'd eat his children in times of war for sure
21:25:00 <GoldSpade> heh oh what a laugh
21:25:00 <Picard> i lookuing for advice, i want my old body back. just like Serenity
21:25:00 <dematerialised> boil em up with some salt n vegies
21:25:00 <dematerialised> good stuff
21:25:00 <georgeandwell> hi
21:25:00 <GoldSpade> just take diet pills ever half hour
21:25:00 <georgeandwell> whats garn on
21:25:00 <Serenity> yeah please do
21:26:00 <GoldSpade> maybe you got addicted to them Serenity
21:26:00 <dematerialised> speaking of salt and vegies
21:26:00 <dematerialised> time for nachos
21:26:00 <Serenity> you cant get addicted to something youve never had GoldSpade
21:26:00 <Serenity> not sure why its so hard for you to accept
21:27:00 <GoldSpade> thats bullshit!
21:27:00 <Serenity> yeah except its not
21:27:00 <GoldSpade> you were always talking about them@!
21:27:00 <dematerialised> the only addiction sezz has is cock
21:27:00 <GoldSpade> Serenity!
21:27:00 <dematerialised> ban him already
21:27:00 <dematerialised> christ
21:27:00 <GoldSpade> you couldnt stop talking about them!
21:27:00 <Serenity> i wasnt ever talking about them you spastic
21:27:00 <GoldSpade> diet pills diet pills
21:27:00 <amelia> you're feeding the animals
21:27:00 <amelia> but i love it
21:28:00 <Serenity> i like to see them all riled up
21:28:00 <Serenity> sometimes
21:28:00 <amelia> GO POP SOME MORE PILLS
21:28:00 <Serenity> arent those diet pills a bit like speed?
21:29:00 <amelia> i mean if there were diet pills that worked so successfully... there would be no fat people
21:29:00 <amelia> yeah but i don't think you lose 50kgs from em
21:29:00 <Serenity> i know a few people who have taken duromine and lost about 20kg then they stop and gain it all back
21:30:00 <amelia> yeah cos they haven't actually learnt healthy eating and portion control
21:30:00 <amelia> jus a fuckin pill
21:30:00 <Serenity> dont fucking pm me picard
21:30:00 <amelia> he jus wants a kiss
21:30:00 <Picard> how bout an ordinary pm?
21:30:00 <Maurice> Good lord 'someone from the nerd channel said it so it's true'
21:30:00 <amelia> KiSSY WiSSY
21:31:00 <Serenity> diet and exercise picard, there is no secret to weight loss. get off your fat arse and stop eating
21:31:00 <Serenity> thats how its done
21:31:00 <Serenity> the end
21:31:00 <Picard> lol
21:31:00 <partay> diet and exercise
21:31:00 <partay> BAM
21:32:00 <Picard> lol
21:32:00 <Picard> cool
21:32:00 <partay> thats how partay stays strapping
21:33:00 <Serenity> everyone wants a magical answer
21:33:00 <Serenity> there isnt one
21:33:00 <Picard> how long did it take?
21:33:00 <Serenity> why
21:33:00 <Picard> curious
21:34:00 <LOOPYDOG> ;) i have a pill that will fix everything u take it.. u die. problem solvered
21:37:00 <Picard> take it
21:40:00 <LOOPYDOG> already have.. as i thought. invincible :(
21:48:00 <georgeandwell> n w grls 1r jack me while i watch ladies volleyball
21:49:00 <georgeandwell> n e
21:51:00 <President_Trump> i will
21:52:00 <LOOPYDOG> amelia will hold ur other hand well u jack yaself she so romantic
21:52:00 <LOOPYDOG> def a keeper that one
21:53:00 <georgeandwell> thats is sweet
21:54:00 <amelia> i always here 4u
21:54:00 <amelia> georgio
22:03:00 <georgeandwell> you are sweet my dear
22:05:00 <dematerialised> hello yes this is dog
22:07:00 <Serenity> shut the hell up
22:07:00 <dematerialised> watch your mouth woman
22:07:00 <Serenity> I will bloody not
22:07:00 <dematerialised> i'll ban you too
22:08:00 <amelia> WoBoTZ do you want to go for a picnic
22:08:00 <robot> hello
22:08:00 <LOOPYDOG> perfect weather for it too amelia
22:08:00 <LOOPYDOG> def on the ball
22:09:00 <amelia> yes we can eat burritos in de rain
22:09:00 <robot> okay but not out in an isolated field this time ok
22:09:00 <amelia> delightful
22:09:00 <amelia> ffs you so damn picky you fuckin pick a spot then
22:10:00 <amelia> stupid slut u r
22:10:00 <robot> k :)
22:10:00 <robot> oh
22:10:00 <dematerialised> that's a bit rude
22:10:00 <robot> it's okay, i'm resigned to the fact that amelia hates me.
22:10:00 <Serenity> so hostile
22:10:00 <amelia> yeah you're tellin me, dis is how he always treats @ me
22:11:00 <dematerialised> amelia hates everyone that isn't feeding her burritos
22:11:00 <amelia> he so rude
22:11:00 <LOOPYDOG> cullacabarde
22:11:00 <dematerialised> i.e abotown
22:11:00 <georgeandwell> hi
22:12:00 <dematerialised> or as the english call it, abbotton
22:12:00 <Serenity> amelia is the hedonism bot IRL except instead of eating grapes its burritos
22:12:00 <dematerialised> yes
22:12:00 <amelia> is this another gay potter reference
22:12:00 <Clarkson> how shit are these split rounds of footy?
22:13:00 <dematerialised> how shit is footy you mean Clarkson
22:13:00 <Clarkson> what reference does that fucking comment have to do with anythibng?
22:13:00 <Serenity> no you cunt
22:13:00 <Clarkson> and I was in shock to find a banana hangin half way out mah ass
22:13:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon isba hedonism
22:13:00 <amelia> fanks fwend
22:14:00 <dematerialised> told you
22:14:00 <amelia> clever slut u r now xoxo
22:14:00 <dematerialised> it's super simple stuff
22:14:00 <Serenity> rofl its from futurama you fuck
22:14:00 <amelia> that really is just how simple it is to make a woman happy
22:14:00 <amelia> ohhhhh
22:14:00 <amelia> i still dunno wot one is
22:14:00 <partay> OMG the fucking robot
22:15:00 <robot> mr partay himself
22:15:00 <partay> you have surfaced
22:15:00 <robot> how u doin?
22:15:00 <robot> lol
22:15:00 <partay> after2 2 weeks of being chained to the bedhead
22:15:00 <Serenity> the gold guy that is constantly laying down and eating grapes
22:15:00 <partay> im awesome as always
22:16:00 <President_Trump> oh well just finished my last ever drop of COKE ZERO
22:16:00 <robot> rad
22:17:00 <partay> hows robot and the world of aquarius
22:17:00 <robot> ahhh i've been sick
22:17:00 <robot> fuckin throat infection
22:17:00 <dematerialised> too many cocks
22:17:00 <robot> toooo many cocks.
22:17:00 <dematerialised> ;)
22:18:00 <robot> brb cough syrup
22:18:00 <georgeandwell> scarn on
22:19:00 <partay> lol
22:20:00 <partay> robot get some pj into you... fixes you up everytime
22:21:00 <robot> pyjamas?
22:22:00 <partay> pussy juice
22:23:00 <Maurice> Like through a funnel inserted into his arse?
22:23:00 <georgeandwell> hi
22:23:00 <dematerialised> i think that's how it works
22:23:00 <robot> lol
22:24:00 <Serenity> ummm
22:25:00 <Picard> i have an erection
22:26:00 <slower> how can you tell?
22:26:00 <Maurice> Thank fuck we can't see it
22:26:00 <Clarkson> i will fuck u in the arse
22:26:00 <Maurice> But then, you can't see it either
22:26:00 <dematerialised> lol slower
22:26:00 <Picard> partay sent me his pic
22:26:00 <Picard> im aroused
22:26:00 <Doodle> osnap Maurice
22:28:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/13962743_1824675344431934_1156955155473691143_n.jpg?oh=ad78d3f9d7425944cf9160b3d089d2de&oe=58135CAA&__gda__=1479087645_0dc4aef566e836b4df097d0e3f4a29f0
22:28:00 <dematerialised> teehee
22:31:00 <georgeandwell> hi
22:35:00 <Picard> goodbye
22:37:00 <dematerialised> gday pliv
22:37:00 <longjohn> hello pedo
22:38:00 <LOOPYDOG> good evening longjohn
22:38:00 <longjohn> good evening LOOPYDOG
22:38:00 <longjohn> fellow ice head
22:40:00 <President_Trump> are u an ice head LOOPYDOG?
22:40:00 <longjohn> loopy has a big toke before a day at woocom
22:40:00 <longjohn> https://jennpav.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/long-john-silvers-004.jpg
22:40:00 <longjohn> dematerialised's mum and sister at dinner
22:41:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:41:00 <dematerialised> i dont have a mum or a sister
22:41:00 <longjohn> or maybe one of them is amelia
22:41:00 <dematerialised> cool pic though
22:41:00 <longjohn> your mum is dead?
22:41:00 <amelia> aw the old duck looks cute
22:41:00 <dematerialised> yeah man
22:41:00 <dematerialised> ovarian cancer
22:41:00 <longjohn> lol sucked in
22:41:00 <longjohn> she would have got ovarian cancer from darren raping her
22:41:00 <LOOPYDOG> a pic of amelia i'll pay top dollar for that
22:41:00 <LOOPYDOG> where do i pay
22:41:00 <longjohn> amelia pics for LOOPYDOG
22:42:00 <amelia> one whole dollar
22:42:00 <longjohn> he will give you one point
22:42:00 <longjohn> of the finest ice in perth
22:42:00 <amelia> deal
22:42:00 <longjohn> he got it from my mate at bunbury
22:43:00 <longjohn> dematerialised that pic was taken prior or after her death?
22:44:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls ir meet me now
22:44:00 <georgeandwell> i kno its l8
22:44:00 <President_Trump> george i told u to meet up with jen
22:44:00 <President_Trump> shes near cheong park
22:44:00 <President_Trump> not far from you
22:44:00 <longjohn> or you could come to perth
22:44:00 <robot> george has upgraded from 1r to ir
22:45:00 <georgeandwell> more savvy
22:45:00 <longjohn> you have Maurice or Serenity or amelia or Doodle to choose from
22:45:00 <LOOPYDOG> if you come to perth i'm flee'n the state
22:45:00 <amelia> Doodle isn't in perth
22:45:00 <amelia> loopy is tho
22:45:00 <georgeandwell> is she real or is jen tranny
22:45:00 <longjohn> you can do a sex tour
22:45:00 <Clarkson> so many malware/virus scanners are shit
22:45:00 <longjohn> first stop Doodles
22:45:00 <longjohn> then on to cheong
22:46:00 <dematerialised> woops
22:46:00 <amelia> dumb slut
22:46:00 <LOOPYDOG> i live around the block from amelia :)
22:46:00 <President_Trump> prolly got z lined for posting those pics of demuts mum and sister
22:46:00 <amelia> do ya
22:46:00 <Maurice> Why is that twonk setting off my highlight
22:46:00 <Maurice> I am busy trying to play monster busters
22:46:00 <President_Trump> LOOPYDOG lives in morley too?
22:46:00 <LOOPYDOG> yes i sure do
22:47:00 <amelia> I do not live in Morley
22:47:00 <LOOPYDOG> me either'
22:47:00 <President_Trump> you are both jealous of my membership at the royal freshwater bay yatch club
22:47:00 <amelia> you are Tuart Hill or Balcatta
22:47:00 <dematerialised> tuart hill
22:48:00 <LOOPYDOG> you're stirling
22:48:00 <dematerialised> captain
22:48:00 <amelia> u r
22:48:00 <amelia> his longjohn name did make me laff tho
22:48:00 <LOOPYDOG> ;P
22:48:00 <amelia> when he tries to be funny hes not, when he doesn't he is
22:48:00 <LOOPYDOG> hes weird
22:49:00 <dematerialised> i dont understand it
22:49:00 <dematerialised> its just a pirate costume
22:49:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHA i know
22:49:00 <LOOPYDOG> prob documents every detail he can find out about ppl]
22:49:00 <President_Trump> captain hook was not impressed with his nick as he thought longjohn might attack his ship
22:49:00 <LOOPYDOG> why
22:50:00 <amelia> i would kick your head clean off
22:50:00 <amelia> loopy always got ma back
22:51:00 <amelia> u dumb slut
22:51:00 <robot> what u doin bout it
22:51:00 <amelia> puting antibiotics up your butt
22:52:00 <robot> ty
22:52:00 <LOOPYDOG> fuck work tommo how the fuk its gona hurt
22:52:00 <amelia> LIGHTNING
22:52:00 <President_Trump> u having a sess LOOPYDOG?
22:53:00 <LOOPYDOG> no
22:53:00 <LOOPYDOG> thunder
22:53:00 <President_Trump> why not?
22:53:00 <LOOPYDOG> i heard boom boom
22:53:00 <robot> alright, fast charge!
22:53:00 <LOOPYDOG> just after u said lightening
22:53:00 <LOOPYDOG> spooky
22:53:00 <LOOPYDOG> hey neighbor
22:53:00 <amelia> cos i am weather man
22:53:00 <LOOPYDOG> can i borrow some sugar
22:54:00 <amelia> no get your own
22:55:00 <LOOPYDOG> ok ur house up in flames tonite but dont worry
22:55:00 <dematerialised> my bum is itchy i tihnk i have worms
22:55:00 <amelia> will you be the one also setting it alight
22:57:00 <dematerialised> there's a storm brewin
22:57:00 <LOOPYDOG> ;)
22:58:00 <Maurice> It's pissing down here atm
22:58:00 <LOOPYDOG> fuk im hungry.
22:58:00 <Clarkson> she is smashin shit up!
22:58:00 <LOOPYDOG> wot to eat
22:58:00 <dematerialised> cocks
22:58:00 <amelia> burrito
22:58:00 <dematerialised> cock burrito
22:58:00 <President_Trump> whats all this burrito stuff some advanced pedoing technique?
22:59:00 <LOOPYDOG> amelia sets trends
22:59:00 <dematerialised> one day when you have a wife you will understand
22:59:00 <LOOPYDOG> kinda girl she is
22:59:00 <amelia> TReNDSeTTeR
22:59:00 <Maurice> Serious question, how is that a pedo thing when everyone involved is well above the legal age of consent
22:59:00 <LOOPYDOG> oh fuk i hear alota rain just right now
23:01:00 <LOOPYDOG> shit hole city hope it floods
23:01:00 <amelia> Perth not too bad
23:01:00 <georgeandwell> scarn m8
23:02:00 <LOOPYDOG> methcity
23:02:00 <faux> why does everyone type like a retard
23:02:00 <President_Trump> ill have to head to peppmnt grv to tie down my fridges
23:02:00 <dematerialised> i don't type like a retard
23:02:00 <LOOPYDOG> i also don't type like a retard
23:02:00 <Clarkson> i love that ranger slut
23:02:00 <faux> why does everyone except dematerialised type like a retard
23:02:00 <Maurice> I don't type like a retard either
23:02:00 <dematerialised> ty fox
23:02:00 <faux> look
23:02:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:02:00 <faux> shut up
23:03:00 <amelia> I definitely type like a retard
23:03:00 <Maurice> I am very proper in my typing
23:03:00 <faux> why do most of you
23:03:00 <faux> etc
23:03:00 <dematerialised> you're not quite skirmish level Maurice
23:03:00 <Maurice> Sorry.
23:03:00 <faux> georgeandwells typing is the worst
23:03:00 <faux> absolute worst
23:03:00 <Maurice> I never fullstop because I read it as rude
23:03:00 <robot> haha
23:03:00 <faux> Yeah.
23:03:00 <robot> yeeeees george's typing is the worst :)
23:04:00 <faux> Ha ha ha.
23:04:00 <dematerialised> is it true that girls only wash their bras every few weeks?
23:04:00 <faux> ew
23:04:00 <faux> lol
23:04:00 <faux> you nasty
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks n geeks
23:04:00 <faux> wait are you serious rn
23:04:00 <amelia> few weeks?
23:04:00 <dematerialised> i am
23:04:00 <dematerialised> serious question
23:04:00 <faux> yuck ok
23:04:00 <faux> no
23:04:00 <robot> hi kate!
23:04:00 <LOOPYDOG> try months hey amelia
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
23:04:00 <amelia> yas
23:04:00 <LOOPYDOG> once a year if its a good year
23:04:00 <faux> k8
23:04:00 <dematerialised> is it like undies? is it meant to be every second day?
23:05:00 <faux> lmao
23:05:00 <dematerialised> like what's the average
23:05:00 <dematerialised> tell me your secrets
23:05:00 <faux> DO YOU WEAR YOUR UNDIES TWO DAYS IN A ROW
23:05:00 <faux> can you not
23:05:00 <dematerialised> no
23:05:00 <amelia> i do mine once week but I wear diff one during the week
23:05:00 <dematerialised> i have like 17 pairs of undies
23:05:00 <dematerialised> i never re-wear
23:05:00 <faux> phew
23:05:00 <amelia> so maybe like after 2 or 3 wears
23:05:00 <dematerialised> ty amelia
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> that moment when you’re looking forward to eat somethimg and you have a michelle bridges dust tasting frozen meal moment… your heart sinks
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> *sobs*
23:05:00 <robot> to be fair, dematerialised shits himself at least twice a day.
23:05:00 <dematerialised> yeah
23:05:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> So.. im on a wine diet now
23:06:00 <amelia> HE ACTUALLY DID SHIT HIMSELF
23:06:00 <amelia> fuck i forgot that
23:06:00 <dematerialised> huh?
23:06:00 <robot> lolwot
23:06:00 <LOOPYDOG> should invest in re-useable nappies they're great
23:06:00 <amelia> was it you
23:06:00 <dematerialised> no lol
23:06:00 <amelia> I'm sure it was you
23:06:00 <dematerialised> wtf
23:06:00 <amelia> maybe it was ash
23:06:00 <amelia> someone shat themselves
23:06:00 <President_Trump> he shits himself when he sees peter pan
23:06:00 <amelia> no I'm sure it was you
23:06:00 <faux> lol
23:06:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure you're mistaken
23:06:00 <amelia> out in the bush or something
23:06:00 <amelia> i couldn't stop laughing when you said it
23:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> da fuck
23:07:00 <dematerialised> im sure if i ever said anything like that i was talking out my pass
23:07:00 <dematerialised> as*
23:07:00 <dematerialised> ass even
23:07:00 <dematerialised> pun intended
23:07:00 <georgeandwell> gidde m8
23:07:00 <amelia> Ash would remember
23:07:00 <faux> me finger slipped
23:07:00 <dematerialised> hate it when that happens
23:08:00 <faux> ye
23:08:00 <dematerialised> i just checked my logs meels and i've never said anything like that
23:08:00 <dematerialised> i think you're confused
23:08:00 <amelia> no way it was 100% you
23:08:00 <amelia> ok 99%
23:08:00 <dematerialised> hehe
23:08:00 <faux> hehe
23:08:00 <amelia> I gonna ask ash and he will set it straight
23:09:00 <faux> fuck why am i so hot
23:09:00 <dematerialised> modest too
23:09:00 <faux> need to take me socks coff
23:09:00 <President_Trump> faux i ask myself that too
23:09:00 <faux> off
23:09:00 <faux> shut up u cunts
23:09:00 <faux> this blanket is made of lava
23:09:00 <faux> fuck
23:10:00 <robot> yeh its hot in here actually
23:10:00 <Maurice> amelia, I have vague memories of dematerialised confessing to that too
23:10:00 <amelia> THANK YOU
23:10:00 <amelia> i knew it
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just thought it was him shitting in bed, and kicking it out wif his foot
23:10:00 <dematerialised> i am literally searching for my name and every variation of poop
23:10:00 <dematerialised> i cannot find anything
23:10:00 <amelia> yes how fitting
23:11:00 <faux> i remember someone shitting themselves
23:11:00 <faux> but idk who
23:11:00 <amelia> it was demat
23:11:00 <faux> and amelia laughing
23:11:00 <amelia> poopoopantsdemat
23:11:00 <President_Trump> it was demut i remember
23:11:00 <President_Trump> #1 pants shitter
23:11:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHAH
23:11:00 <robot> well he did say he has 17 undies
23:11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Group X - Jonny Poopoopants.mp3 (2.43MB 192kbps Stereo 1:46)
23:11:00 <dematerialised> i found it
23:11:00 <faux> Doodle
23:11:00 <amelia> post
23:11:00 <faux> wanna make a dollar
23:11:00 <Doodle> hi lovely
23:11:00 <Doodle> umm
23:12:00 <faux> .
23:12:00 <dematerialised> [20:34:30] <amelia> i remember kids got in trouble for not showering for 3 days
23:12:00 <dematerialised> 00[20:34:36] <08dematerialissed> i have been on many camps and the worst that has happened is i accidentally pood myself while on a 40km hike
23:12:00 <dematerialised> [20:34:41] <amelia> AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
23:12:00 <Doodle> do i have to degrade myself
23:12:00 <Doodle> again
23:12:00 <faux> no
23:12:00 <faux> just brush me hair pls
23:12:00 <amelia> AAHAHHAAHHA thats right
23:12:00 <Doodle> i dont have a hair brush
23:12:00 <amelia> on your bike ahahahagagaa
23:12:00 <dematerialised> nah not bike
23:12:00 <faux> i do
23:12:00 <dematerialised> hikin
23:12:00 <dematerialised> g
23:12:00 <Doodle> :o
23:12:00 <dematerialised> and also that was a made up story lol
23:12:00 <Doodle> mean
23:12:00 <amelia> lies
23:13:00 <faux> whats mean
23:13:00 <Doodle> the wire brush
23:13:00 <faux> idgi
23:13:00 <amelia> covering up your inability to control your bowel movements
23:13:00 <dematerialised> yes
23:13:00 <Doodle> [23:12] * partay hands Doodle a wire brush
23:13:00 <Doodle> that
23:13:00 <faux> yeah but idgi
23:13:00 <Doodle> for brushing ur hair
23:13:00 <faux> im sleepy:(
23:13:00 <partay> it was for dematerialised to clean is ass
23:13:00 <partay> his*
23:13:00 <Doodle> quick take off all your clothes
23:14:00 <faux> lol
23:14:00 <partay> im still high from the deck oil
23:14:00 <faux> i jusg might im really hot undee this lava blanket
23:14:00 <Doodle> pix
23:14:00 <faux> no
23:14:00 <Doodle> GOD
23:15:00 <faux> yes
23:15:00 <faux> ?
23:15:00 <Doodle> U NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING I H8 U
23:15:00 <faux> lol
23:15:00 <faux> shh
23:15:00 <possesd> weren't you like 160Kgs anyway?
23:15:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/PPeA1
23:15:00 <faux> nah i was 290
23:15:00 <dematerialised> katatonic_kate01 have you watched any more preacher?
23:16:00 <possesd> sorry
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> a lil dem
23:16:00 <dematerialised> which ep are you on now?
23:16:00 <dematerialised> 2?
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> I watch it in dibbs and drabs…. ep 3 maybe
23:17:00 <dematerialised> ah k
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m lucky if i get a whole hour to me self
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> unless it’s 1 am :|
23:17:00 <dematerialised> lol the joys
23:17:00 <Doodle> lmao robot
23:17:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/7JBxLp6.jpg
23:18:00 <robot> lollll
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah.. the joys!
23:18:00 <robot> i love how fucked up those are
23:18:00 <Doodle> haha
23:18:00 <Doodle> they are ace
23:18:00 <dematerialised> ^
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol wtf doodle
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you worked out me marketing strategy of getting more dick pics, doodle?
23:20:00 <Doodle> i charge $200 per hour to do marketing
23:20:00 <Doodle> where is my cheque
23:20:00 <possesd> chequie
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> per hour
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
23:21:00 <possesd> that's my weekly expense sheet
23:22:00 <possesd> I agree
23:22:00 <possesd> you must be good Doodle
23:23:00 <Doodle> da best
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> he better be!
23:24:00 <faux> i hate u all
23:24:00 <possesd> hah
23:24:00 <dematerialised> i dont hate you faux
23:24:00 <dematerialised> that seems very one sided
23:24:00 <faux> oh
23:24:00 <faux> i need lychees
23:24:00 <faux> andnwine
23:24:00 <faux> :(
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
23:24:00 <dematerialised> i thought that said leeches
23:24:00 <dematerialised> i was like um
23:24:00 <dematerialised> wat
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t you find the texture and taste weird
23:24:00 <faux> donr you fucking vom me no ones asking you to eat them cunt
23:24:00 <faux> no
23:24:00 <faux> i love them
23:24:00 <faux> :'(
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm ya fucking farm cunt
23:25:00 <faux> NO I WILL NOT
23:25:00 <possesd> you need lychee jelly packs from asian grocer
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> righto
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a fan
23:25:00 <possesd> no neither
23:25:00 <faux> mmm those asian ones are bomb
23:25:00 <possesd> I used to eat them
23:25:00 <Serenity> yumm
23:26:00 <faux> but fresh lychees hng
23:26:00 <possesd> I thought i'd found like hacker food
23:26:00 <faux> lol
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
23:26:00 <possesd> beetle nut
23:26:00 <possesd> get beetle nut
23:26:00 <faux> a weird french girl came to me dor tonight
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking bout food.. i went to a local festival… they have markets and kids rides n’ wot not...
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO FUCKING CAKE to be found!
23:26:00 <faux> and asked me to donate a dollar a day to her so she can save the great barrier reef
23:26:00 <possesd> oh god
23:26:00 <faux> im like oh ok
23:26:00 <possesd> both of you
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you say no thanks
23:26:00 <faux> no
23:27:00 <faux> lol
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:27:00 <faux> ye
23:27:00 <faux> and then shesnlike
23:27:00 <faux> why dont u come with me
23:27:00 <faux> to the GBR
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> WEIRDO
23:27:00 <faux> im like ok brbclet me pack me bags
23:27:00 <Maurice> Did you yell STRANGER DANGER at the top of your lungs
23:27:00 <faux> c u soon
23:27:00 <faux> no she was nice
23:27:00 <faux> until she started askijg menlife story
23:27:00 <possesd> anything for a dollat
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> so youre snorkiling and ircin’ atm on the GBR
23:27:00 <faux> i was thinking ok its cold can u stop talking
23:28:00 <possesd> -t +r
23:28:00 <faux> and she went n and on askijg about my degree
23:28:00 <possesd> you may have made a friend
23:28:00 <faux> nah
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you stabbed her and she is in your freezer now?
23:28:00 <faux> lol
23:28:00 <faux> no ok
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw man
23:29:00 <possesd> holy shit
23:29:00 <faux> i wished her luck on her environmental kidney
23:29:00 <faux> uh
23:29:00 <faux> journey*
23:29:00 <possesd> your humour
23:29:00 <possesd> hahahaha
23:29:00 <possesd> nice faux
23:29:00 <faux> lol
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> god bless you faux
23:29:00 <faux> she hugged me and left
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
23:29:00 <faux> she had nice boobs though
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> who hugs random strangers
23:30:00 <faux> she does
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo!
23:30:00 <faux> and me apparently
23:30:00 <possesd> boobs get jobs
23:30:00 <faux> lol
23:30:00 <faux> im a hugger
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m not
23:30:00 <faux> like a short and sweet hug
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah naw
23:30:00 <faux> not anlingering one
23:30:00 <faux> cos ill cry
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> persona space aye
23:30:00 <faux> if someone is in me space
23:30:00 <faux> for that long
23:30:00 <Maurice> I'm not a hugger, if you hug me beware
23:30:00 <faux> dads wife is touchy feely
23:30:00 <faux> she talks like one inch from my face
23:31:00 <faux> and holds my hand
23:31:00 <faux> and im like
23:31:00 <faux> .
23:31:00 <faux> plsm
23:31:00 <faux> LOL
23:31:00 <faux> i cant deal
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that awks moment when all your friends are saying buy and hugging like they’re never gonna see each other agian… im like yeah naw buh
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> bye
23:31:00 <faux> oh nah
23:31:00 <faux> i squish me friends
23:31:00 <faux> and kiss bye
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’ll only hug peeps that ive known for ages
23:31:00 <faux> ILOVE HUGS
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and kiss
23:31:00 <faux> id hug u irl
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
23:31:00 <faux> and ud stab me
23:31:00 <possesd> can you lesos stop
23:31:00 <Maurice> I don't hug my friends
23:31:00 <Maurice> How weird
23:31:00 <faux> ur weird
23:32:00 <faux> bloody stones
23:32:00 <Maurice> UR FACE M8
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:32:00 <faux> id hug u Maurice
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> maurice you’re awesome!
23:32:00 <faux> and male ubuncomfrtable
23:32:00 <faux> but in english
23:32:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:32:00 <Maurice> I'm ok with the husband hugging me, coz I can grab his butt
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah close peeps i’m ok with
23:32:00 <faux> i make me sissy hug me ebery day
23:32:00 <Maurice> Speaking of butts, I found a bruise just above mine, it's about 3 inches long
23:33:00 <faux> did he slap u w his dick
23:33:00 <Clarkson> with the real penis
23:33:00 <faux> lolllllllllll
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> the REAL penis
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
23:33:00 <Maurice> I don't know what it's from but it's impressive
23:33:00 <Maurice> Might have been the spa
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lah de dah
23:33:00 <faux> fuck i got nailxpolisu on me pillow
23:33:00 <Clarkson> nikky had sex with a big dog
23:33:00 <Maurice> I know the bruises on my knees are from that
23:33:00 <faux> shoosh clarkson
23:33:00 <Clarkson> smoke a dick trump
23:33:00 <faux> oh
23:34:00 <faux> yeah President_Trump
23:34:00 <faux> smoke all dick
23:34:00 <Clarkson> Vodka is such a silent fuck up for me I always mix it with something yummy so I forget im drinking it
23:34:00 <faux> a*
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note - what the hell is up with mission 2? mpossibe being filmed in australia and being lame
23:34:00 <President_Trump> excuse me?
23:35:00 <Maurice> Uh it's Tom Cruise
23:35:00 <Maurice> It was gonna be lame no matter what
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> so lame
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> im watching it with no sound, I think it’s probably better
23:36:00 <Maurice> I just said the dumbest thing to my kid
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> also this! WTF
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHqVva6YyIk
23:36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Shallows Official Teaser Trailer #1 (2016) - Blake Lively Movie HD Views: 893,241 Uploader: Movieclips Trailers Uploaded: Mar 18, 2016 Duration: 1m20s Rating: 4.67
23:36:00 <Maurice> He was tormenting the cat and I go 'don't stir her up, if she bites your face, you'll know about it'
23:36:00 <Maurice> WELL DER, OF COURSE YOU'LL KNOW ABOUT IT
23:36:00 <Maurice> It'll fucking hurt
23:36:00 <Clarkson> kelevra: yeah i got no problem with gay people, I'm just weak minded and haven't been able to separate the evolution of the word in society and maintain some riteous indignation
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> how is ya cat?
23:37:00 <Maurice> The other night I was watching Evan Almighty and I was about to say 'if they had 2 of every animal, where are the sea creatures' then realised it's water so they didn't need to be on the ark
23:37:00 <Maurice> But that doesn't explain why he had birds, they can fly
23:38:00 <Maurice> Yeah she's good, no limp, bit of an odd shaped leg and she's a bitch again, so situation normal
23:38:00 <robot> i didn't know you were doin reviews online now Maurice
23:38:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/noah-food-review-miracle-whip-3039939
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:39:00 <Maurice> I'd watch that but I don't want to
23:39:00 <faux> lmao
23:44:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/COwDmAqWxxA
23:44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rio Olympics French gymnast break a leg on landing Views: 3,609 Uploader: Jeanluca Cachia Uploaded: Aug 6, 2016 Duration: 0m29s Rating: 3.82
23:44:00 <Maurice> I saw the pics of that, couldn't bring myself to watch the video
23:45:00 <dematerialised> like a twig
23:45:00 <couleurs> HIM LEG WENT /|
23:45:00 <dematerialised> yes sir
23:47:00 <Serenity> i havent watched the vid i cant
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw man
23:48:00 <dematerialised> its like watching a chicken thigh snap while you're trying to break up a chicken
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah why isn’t he screaming.. it was like.. oh.. doh leg is broken
23:48:00 <Serenity> shock
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> still…
23:48:00 <President_Trump> too much ICE
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> the pain
23:48:00 <couleurs> he def on flakka
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> trump fuck of you shit cunt
23:49:00 <faux> lol
23:49:00 <faux> it autoplayed on fb
23:49:00 <faux> and i thought it was some like impreasive video
23:49:00 <faux> and SNAP
23:49:00 <faux> and i threw me phone
23:49:00 <Serenity> haha
23:49:00 <Serenity> fark
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not that bad imo
23:49:00 <faux> .
23:49:00 <faux> ita disgusting
23:50:00 <faux> his leg is just hanging there
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive seen worse in MMA fights
23:50:00 <couleurs> saw a bad 1 @ soccer guy got tackled and him leg went other way
23:51:00 <couleurs> was on par with that 1 i guess maybe a bit worse since another dude caused it and walked away
23:51:00 <President_Trump> where is loof?
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS 123movies.to is da best!
23:51:00 <dematerialised> someone told loof i had ops
23:51:00 <dematerialised> he's gone forever
23:52:00 <couleurs> NiCe
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> the shallows movie (released here 18 aug. in cinemas) is on 123movies stream
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOVE IT
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> shitty cam version…
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> still
23:52:00 <dematerialised> yeah there's a lot of movies still only on hd cam
23:52:00 <dematerialised> waiting for me brrips
23:52:00 <couleurs> i wait
23:52:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:53:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/W0m25rGX_ok
23:53:00 <faux> worst
23:53:00 <faux> voice
23:53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: EDIBLE BALLOONS Views: 155,681 Uploader: Venus Angelic Uploaded: Aug 2, 2016 Duration: 2m20s Rating: 4.62
23:53:00 <faux> ever
23:53:00 <dematerialised> jesus fucking christ
23:53:00 <dematerialised> kill it
23:53:00 <faux> lmao
23:53:00 <faux> she thinks shes japanese
23:54:00 <dematerialised> the worst
23:54:00 <dematerialised> reminds me of my fucking cousin
23:54:00 <faux> she was on that my weird obsession show
23:54:00 <faux> she thinks shes a doll
23:54:00 <faux> irl
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> kill her
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> now
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> its a vid a kid would watch…. my child watches that shit
23:55:00 <couleurs> she talking thru her nose with japanese accent kill her
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> she sounds russian / japanese
23:55:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/ghostrider-in-2016-biker-speeding-through-traffic-3039821
23:56:00 <dematerialised> ghostrider a.k.a some guy wearing black on a bike riding fast haha
23:56:00 <dematerialised> still i like watching the vids
23:56:00 <couleurs> cool a new 1
23:56:00 <dematerialised> i wish getaway in stockholm was still being made
23:56:00 <couleurs> he's insane
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIIOUT1oRNQ
23:56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: My Real Voice & Accent Views: 1,820,279 Uploader: Venus Angelic Uploaded: Mar 18, 2016 Duration: 4m30s Rating: 3.96
23:56:00 <robot> yea
23:56:00 <robot> certified
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell
23:57:00 <couleurs> holy shit that tunnel bit
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> swiss / german accent apprently
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> WTF
23:58:00 <couleurs> that guy rules
23:59:00 <couleurs> but 1 day he gonna die
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