// #melbourne — 2016-08-13
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00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:03:00 <Maurice> Just smashed em with your shoe
00:03:00 <Serenity> you need soe good old fashioned chemicals
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> talc poweder apprently works too
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> if not burn them with fire
00:03:00 <couleurs> just get a new stove
00:04:00 <dematerialised> trying to remember what i used at the old place
00:04:00 <dematerialised> it had borax/permethrin in it
00:04:00 <dematerialised> worked fcking amazing
00:04:00 <Maurice> For such a booze hound, Patsy Stone gets hammered really bad
00:05:00 <couleurs> or move house
00:05:00 <couleurs> too easy
00:05:00 <amelia> hai baewindoe
00:06:00 <Doodle> i used borax
00:06:00 <Doodle> it didnt work
00:06:00 <Doodle> ant rid is boron and borax decahydrate
00:06:00 <DK> just burn the place down.
00:06:00 <President_Trump> heater FULL POWER
00:07:00 <dematerialised> permethrin based is what you want then
00:07:00 <Doodle> yeah no thx i dont want a dead cat
00:07:00 <dematerialised> oh yeah forgot about that
00:07:00 <dematerialised> might not be wise
00:07:00 <DK> how can you forget about Rooster!!
00:07:00 <dematerialised> im going with gir on this one
00:07:00 <dematerialised> burn it down
00:07:00 <DK> YOU MONSTER!
00:07:00 <dematerialised> its the only way to be sure'
00:07:00 <Doodle> from what i can tell there is a huge colony in the brickwork behind the stove so it might take a while to get them all
00:07:00 <Doodle> i want to pull the stove out but its gas
00:09:00 <Serenity> buy some surface spray
00:09:00 <Doodle> surface spray wont kill the queen
00:10:00 <Doodle> the ants take the ant rid back to the rest of the colony
00:10:00 <Doodle> EVENTUALLY
00:11:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13891792_10208006756260348_1723686577427189659_n.jpg?oh=1d1ab9093385a007ab859e7c2fbbff4c&oe=5857CA33
00:11:00 <Doodle> that was last night
00:12:00 <Serenity> eep
00:12:00 <Doodle> its worse atm
00:12:00 <dematerialised> do you have wood frames on your windows
00:12:00 <dematerialised> ?
00:12:00 <Doodle> ye
00:12:00 <Doodle> wait
00:12:00 <Doodle> i have aluminium frames but wood on the inside
00:12:00 <dematerialised> ah ok
00:12:00 <Doodle> like windowsills
00:13:00 <dematerialised> wont be that then
00:13:00 <Doodle> nah its dry brickwork they live in that
00:13:00 <dematerialised> fair enouh
00:13:00 <dematerialised> g
00:13:00 <Doodle> they usually swarm me garage in summer
00:13:00 <Doodle> but the back of the stove is warmer
00:13:00 <Doodle> atm
00:14:00 <President_Trump> where is loof
00:14:00 <President_Trump> loof is HIGH ENERGY
00:14:00 <Serenity> we dont really have ants here but at the old house farr out
00:15:00 <Serenity> every summer they were everywhere
00:15:00 <Maurice> Ffs if you mention loof one more time I'm going to put my foot sideways in your arse
00:15:00 <Doodle> i never get them inside sezz, just recently
00:15:00 <President_Trump> why dont u like that person?
00:15:00 <Serenity> they'd crawl through the windows at the old house
00:16:00 <Doodle> i just want me fucken stove back
00:18:00 <Serenity> definitely need to burn the house down
00:18:00 <DK> https://scontent.fmel2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/13907021_10206930144154053_5300317196145749039_n.jpg?oh=8f110465018519033f70e3129c63eaf7&oe=585D97C8
00:18:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:18:00 <DK> Hey Maurice...
00:18:00 <DK> have you seen Loof?
00:19:00 <DK> oh hii
00:19:00 <Maurice> Wb
00:19:00 <Maurice> :D
00:19:00 <dematerialised> i'd make a loof comment but i dont want to lose my autovoice
00:19:00 <DK> https://scontent.fmel2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13938370_1220400947992510_3114289001606222399_n.jpg?oh=f52bef3ea8f1493dc46a1be02b8c8110&oe=5857AA59
00:20:00 <DK> :D
00:20:00 <dematerialised> lol
00:20:00 <President_Trump> doesnt anybody in here like that person?
00:21:00 <Maurice> Haha I saw another one of those memes and the bottom pic was a cat walking on a keyboard
00:24:00 <DK> Trolling is a art
00:24:00 <Serenity> STOP
00:27:00 <President_Trump> pool noodles
00:31:00 <DK> WHAT SERENITY????
00:32:00 <Serenity> you
00:32:00 <Serenity> stop
00:41:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna have to fb msg my kid and tell him to go to bed
00:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:50:00 <dematerialised> someone go get some nuggets and a caramel sundae for me
00:50:00 <dematerialised> ty in advance
00:50:00 <Serenity> gfys
00:50:00 <dematerialised> excuse me don't be rude
00:50:00 <dematerialised> i am sick of your attitude young woman
00:50:00 <Serenity> ..!.
00:51:00 <dematerialised> right
00:51:00 <dematerialised> that's it
00:51:00 <Serenity> alright im going to bed
00:51:00 <dematerialised> nini
00:51:00 <Serenity> night
00:53:00 <Maurice> Byeeeee
00:53:00 <Maurice> Piker
00:54:00 <dematerialised> i fuckin ate pikeys
00:54:00 <Clarkson> yah that was pretty gay Kelevra
00:54:00 <Maurice> My ear is so blocked, when I rub my eye I can hear the liquid in my ear moving
00:54:00 <dematerialised> connect a firehose to it
00:55:00 <Maurice> NO
00:55:00 <dematerialised> dammit
00:55:00 <dematerialised> one daylll
00:55:00 <dematerialised> ...
00:55:00 <Maurice> I blew my nose so hard earlier, I unblocked then blocked my ears all in one go
00:56:00 <dematerialised> the last time i blew my nose, blood came out
00:56:00 <dematerialised> that's when i knew it was time to stop doing cocaine
00:56:00 <Maurice> I coughed the other night and it was blood
00:56:00 <dematerialised> time to stop doing cocks?
00:56:00 <Maurice> Thats when I knew it was time to stop huffing dong
00:57:00 <dematerialised> HAHA
00:57:00 <Maurice> Oh snap
01:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> my gawd… im pretty sure these plain chips are pure salt
01:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> *gags*
01:18:00 <Maurice> Plain chips are the devil
01:18:00 <Maurice> No normal person likes those
01:21:00 <dematerialised> i bought plain cc's and then couldnt find any salsa in all of IGA
01:21:00 <dematerialised> i didnt know what to do so i bought them anyway
01:21:00 <dematerialised> did i make a mistake?
01:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> you just need to source salsa!
01:23:00 <Maurice> My kid got pizza hut meatlovers doritos today
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> da fuck
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i need to try that
01:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> why is my internet being gay
01:34:00 <Maurice> http://imgur.com/a/XuSIC
03:35:00 <faux> doxjwkxnzl
03:35:00 <faux> blah
03:43:00 <Doodle> ye
04:32:00 <GIJOE> GI JOE
04:32:00 <GIJOE> where is he
04:33:00 <GIJOE> Serenity tell us about your 5 step program
04:33:00 <GIJOE> tell us about that weight loss
04:33:00 <GIJOE> please we MUST know
04:36:00 <morgoth> Morning all
07:27:00 <morgoth> I dont understand, why would a doctor rub vicks vapour rub on childs anus?
09:57:00 <Serenity> he wouldnt?
10:29:00 <morgoth> Morning all
11:17:00 <faux> why the fuck does morgoth keep talking about children and rape and shit
11:17:00 <faux> kindly fuck off
11:19:00 <Serenity> ohh i thought it was just me who noticed that
11:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i didnt notice anything
11:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> or was it that i had him on ignore lol
11:27:00 <faux> weirdo
12:55:00 <georgeandwell> gidday :)
12:55:00 <georgeandwell> hows it goimg
12:55:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 4 friday night drinks
15:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck
16:27:00 <LOOPYDOG> Lumeah
17:03:00 <Lumeah> Yes LOOPYDOG
17:13:00 <Lumeah> What up loopy dog
17:18:00 <LOOPYDOG> 1hr 15mins left of work !!! w00p w00p
17:18:00 <Lumeah> Yay
17:20:00 <TheRon> just seconds before i open this beer
17:22:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:22:00 <TheRon> trumps a pisser
17:23:00 <Lumeah> Trumpy bumpy
17:26:00 <LOOPYDOG> fuk this. customer can wait til monday i say.
17:27:00 <TheRon> that's the spirit
17:28:00 <Lumeah> Yup
17:28:00 <LOOPYDOG> yes well i'm sure he be fine if first thing monday he gets better customer service than me doing half assed job at 3;30pm on a friday
17:28:00 <LOOPYDOG> not like its urgen urgenttttt
17:29:00 <LOOPYDOG> sounds good to me
17:46:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13906899_10206266630894929_7171341389061759208_n.jpg?oh=9bb3df50fdad25b649324d355c4df82b&oe=5854C4FC
17:49:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!super duper party time!!!!!
17:53:00 <TheRon> MrMark: china girl
18:24:00 <High> hello
18:24:00 <TheRon> MrMark: maybe she's just looking for someone to dance with
18:26:00 <High> dance the night away
18:27:00 <LOOPYDOG> Hello High
18:27:00 <High> don't you want dance with me baby
18:28:00 <High> with somebody who loves you
18:31:00 <breaker> High is Chris the junkie faggot from Noble Park.
18:31:00 <breaker> Ban evading yet again.
18:31:00 <TheRon> chris is satan's lover
18:31:00 <High> breaker, is abusive
18:31:00 <LOOPYDOG> i'm the rapist
18:31:00 <LOOPYDOG> from Perth
18:32:00 <TheRon> naughty naughty
18:32:00 <LOOPYDOG> according to breaker
18:32:00 <High> TheRon, are u satan
18:32:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:32:00 <High> oh shit that's pretty good
18:32:00 <MrMark> TheRon!!!
18:34:00 <High> mocca coffee is best
18:35:00 <TheRon> always the last to know
18:37:00 <High> MrMark, you drunk yet
18:38:00 <TheRon> 18 yo scotch?
18:38:00 <Serenity> ooooh the clever little fucker has found a way to evade
18:38:00 <Serenity> guess what christ
18:38:00 <Serenity> -t
18:42:00 <Serenity> has that fuck moved house or something
18:42:00 <Serenity> how did he evade
18:48:00 <breaker> Uses his phone
18:59:00 <TheRon> hey now hey now don't dream it's over
19:00:00 <Serenity> ah of course
19:00:00 <Lumeah2> hey now hey now when the world something win.
19:08:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
19:08:00 <georgeandwell> whats goin on 2nite
19:08:00 <georgeandwell> brotha
19:10:00 <morgoth> well I would go get a hamburger but its the friday traffic snarlout there
19:14:00 <georgeandwell> ok m8
19:18:00 <TheRon> i would walk 500 miles
19:19:00 <georgeandwell> ok
19:19:00 <georgeandwell> no probs
19:20:00 <georgeandwell> scarn on
19:20:00 <TheRon> beer
19:21:00 <georgeandwell> im driving aroynd footscray
19:21:00 <georgeandwell> might head up ballarat rd
19:21:00 <TheRon> and texting, nice
19:21:00 <georgeandwell> see whats garn on m8
19:22:00 <georgeandwell> red light is ok
19:22:00 <TheRon> is there plenty of ice in braybrook?
19:22:00 <georgeandwell> just dont txt while drivin
19:22:00 <georgeandwell> braybrook has junkies
19:22:00 <georgeandwell> yej
19:22:00 <georgeandwell> yeh
19:23:00 <georgeandwell> thats why i dont liv there
19:23:00 <georgeandwell> i hate it when the rd turns to keilor
19:23:00 <TheRon> don't park the car, when you come you'll have no wheels
19:23:00 <georgeandwell> near the hardly normals and bunnings
19:24:00 <georgeandwell> sunshine police station area
19:24:00 <georgeandwell> thats a shit area of melbourne m8
19:24:00 <TheRon> i heard they corrupt
19:26:00 <georgeandwell> dunno
19:26:00 <georgeandwell> ive been there few times
19:26:00 <georgeandwell> they had them catfish mugs for somalis scandal
19:27:00 <georgeandwell> shit area m8
19:27:00 <georgeandwell> mostly junkies waiting on parole officer
19:28:00 <TheRon> you know why collingwood has so many members, they're parole officers are members too
19:28:00 <georgeandwell> i dont get it
19:28:00 <georgeandwell> whats da joke
19:29:00 <TheRon> collingwood supporters
19:29:00 <sandman> :)
19:30:00 <TheRon> the collingwood supporter loves cash converters
19:30:00 <TheRon> usually ram raidingit but hey
19:30:00 <georgeandwell> ok
19:31:00 <georgeandwell> i dislike that place aldo
19:31:00 <georgeandwell> also
19:32:00 <TheRon> what do ppl in braybrook use for protection during sex?
19:32:00 <TheRon> a bus shelter
19:32:00 <georgeandwell> good one
19:32:00 <georgeandwell> inner city is too rough 4 me
19:33:00 <georgeandwell> i like to walk down a quiet park
19:33:00 <georgeandwell> and not get stab
19:33:00 <georgeandwell> or a come one from hokkers
19:33:00 <georgeandwell> hawkers
19:35:00 <TheRon> spent any time in st kilda'
19:44:00 <Lumeah2> hi frayedknot
19:44:00 <frayedknot> hi Lumeah2
19:44:00 <Lumeah2> :)
19:45:00 <MrMark> Icehouse..........Electric Blue
19:46:00 <TheRon> ice will melt water will boil\
19:50:00 <TheRon> i touch myself
19:54:00 <TheRon> one link in a chain reaction
20:00:00 <TheRon> this time i'm playing to win
20:04:00 <Lumeah2> if u want me. come n get me
20:04:00 <morgoth> honestly, the shit ya hafta go thru to get sum peece n quiet
20:04:00 <Lumeah2> don't have a chance if u don't move now
20:06:00 <Lumeah2> make your mind up.. make a bet don't have a chance if u don't move now.
20:06:00 <Lumeah2> this time im paying to win.
20:07:00 <TheRon> lady in red
20:09:00 <TheRon> don't you know it's magic
20:13:00 <Lumeah2> oh baby it's magic
20:13:00 <Lumeah2> magic all right for u and me
20:14:00 <Lumeah2> jf fan from age 8.lol
20:14:00 <TheRon> forced on to me by by aunty
20:16:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
20:16:00 <TheRiddler> Go dogs
20:25:00 <TheRon> working hard to make a living.......
20:36:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot the keys to my brother's car
20:37:00 <dematerialised> i forgot the keys to my keyboard
20:37:00 <TheRon> lost my keys to the chastity belt
20:43:00 <Doodle> why do cats have to make that noise when they jump down off something
20:43:00 <Doodle> brrrt
20:43:00 <Doodle> scares the fk out of me when i'm not expecting it
20:47:00 <dematerialised> perhaps they are pretending they are an A-10 close air support plane
20:47:00 <dematerialised> firing their gau cannon
20:47:00 <Doodle> oh.. right
20:47:00 <Serenity> lol homer does it every time he moves
20:47:00 <Serenity> brrt
20:48:00 <Doodle> i'm neck deep in fkn statistical equations and he makes me jump 10ft
20:48:00 <Doodle> now i've lost me train of thought
20:48:00 <TheRon> that's freedom!
20:49:00 <dematerialised> i grew up listening to johnnie
20:49:00 <dematerialised> i am a true australia
20:49:00 <President_Trump> TOBLERONE
20:49:00 <TheRon> he was born in london
20:49:00 <Maurice> http://imgur.com/a/lC4GT
20:49:00 <Maurice> Doodle
20:49:00 <dematerialised> are you saying im not a true australia TheRon?
20:49:00 <dematerialised> wanna fight?
20:49:00 <Doodle> lol i saw that last night Maurice
20:49:00 <TheRon> i'd kick you in the nuts and scarper
20:49:00 <Doodle> BONE APP THE TEETH
20:49:00 <Maurice> I saved it yesterday and forgot about it
20:50:00 <Doodle> also thats not cornbread :/
20:50:00 <Maurice> And another for you http://imgur.com/a/uuqc7
20:50:00 <TheRiddler> Bbs
20:50:00 <TheRon> all the classic aussie songs are done by foreigners
20:51:00 <Doodle> lol story of my life
20:51:00 <Doodle> i tried to brush mud out of him the other day
20:51:00 <TheRon> acdc, cold chisel, farnsey, barnesy, men ta work......
20:52:00 <Maurice> Whens your funeral
20:53:00 <TheRon> not gonna have a funeral
20:53:00 <TheRon> gonna start a tab at the local bar
20:53:00 <Doodle> lol
20:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
20:54:00 <Maurice> I meant Doodle, but good to know
20:54:00 <chelle> HAY KATE
20:54:00 <chelle> coz I don't get enough vaginal updates on facey
20:55:00 <chelle> now we can exchange pleasantries here
20:55:00 <Maurice> Well I'm intrigued
20:56:00 <dematerialised> the only reason i order italian is because i cant be fucked boiling pasta myself
20:57:00 <Serenity> godd
20:57:00 <Maurice> Thats slack
20:57:00 <Serenity> COOK SOME FOOD YOU LAZY FUCK
20:57:00 <Maurice> It's pasta, it's not a 3 course meal
20:57:00 <chelle> I feel the same way.. about rice.
20:57:00 <chelle> I seem to fuck it up all the time haha
20:57:00 <dematerialised> i actually just made some melted cheese and ham sammies with actual cheese and actual ham
20:57:00 <dematerialised> it was fucking orgasmic
20:57:00 <Serenity> that is why I have a rice cooker chelle lol
20:58:00 <TheRon> i call that a microwave
20:58:00 <President_Trump> that reminds me i have LATINA FRESH
20:58:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:58:00 <TheRon> 12 mins the rice is done
20:58:00 <georgeandwell> giddee
20:59:00 <President_Trump> whos playing gayfl tonight
20:59:00 <TheRon> you
20:59:00 <Serenity> i just chuck it in me little rice cooker and it does it all for me
20:59:00 <chelle> mum has one and makes rice for me sometimes
20:59:00 <chelle> not the same
21:00:00 <Maurice> I use the stove top for my rice
21:00:00 <Maurice> Like a real adult
21:00:00 <TheRon> you're the voice try and understand it
21:00:00 <President_Trump> 0, carlton blues
21:00:00 <President_Trump> 0,2 carlton blues
21:00:00 <Serenity> i cant cook rice on the stove
21:01:00 <Serenity> i dunno why
21:01:00 <georgeandwell> giday
21:01:00 <chelle> I ordered mehican for dinner
21:01:00 <chelle> it was rad
21:01:00 <President_Trump> vice president george
21:01:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
21:01:00 <President_Trump> when we gunna start building that wall ?
21:01:00 <georgeandwell> dunno
21:01:00 <georgeandwell> after election
21:01:00 <President_Trump> how high the mexicans gunna build the wall?
21:02:00 <President_Trump> as high as trump tells them to
21:02:00 <TheRon> canadians have already started their wall
21:02:00 <TheRon> to keep the americans out
21:02:00 <President_Trump> yes to keep whoopi goldberg and all the losers who reckon they are going to canada in
21:04:00 <georgeandwell> hi
21:08:00 <Lumeah2> hi zade
21:11:00 <Zade> hello Lumeah2
21:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> CHELLE!
21:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> sorry! didn’t see you ere
21:14:00 <chelle> yeah dude
21:14:00 <chelle> hows the noob settling in
21:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey :D
21:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah… he is sick atm :(
21:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… he had a slight temp + blocked nose…
21:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> but other than that - [pretty super
21:16:00 <TheRiddler> I'm home
21:17:00 <TheRiddler> is that the real chelle
21:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas! yas it is!
21:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> She left to get a life *cheers*
21:17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m gonna wean meself… over the next 6 months….
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> is he being breast fed?
21:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> he was….
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> oh
21:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> no you can’t have pics :P
21:18:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: are you a believer in alcohol in the breast milk?
21:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> I try every now and again….. boobs are still huge…
21:25:00 <GoldSpade> did you drink during your fake pregnancy
21:26:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:27:00 <President_Trump> who is fake pregnant?
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh goldspade… thanks for gracing us all with your presence. Ignored.
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and trump
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
21:27:00 <President_Trump> hello katatonice_kate01
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s shit cunt Friday!
21:27:00 <GoldSpade> aww come on....whats that angels song
21:27:00 <GoldSpade> the ron
21:27:00 <Maurice> Miss Piggy is such a fucking bitch, I have no idea why the muppets keep taking her back
21:27:00 <Clarkson> Serenity he didnt like bitches
21:27:00 <chelle> why arent you boobing him anymore Kate
21:27:00 <GoldSpade> some being a bitch...you're being a bitch stop being a hard woman
21:28:00 <GoldSpade> the angels
21:28:00 <TheRon> i haven't been there for the longest time
21:28:00 <dematerialised> GoldSpade doesn't like anyone who isn't cybering with him
21:28:00 <President_Trump> Maurice what night are u not washing your hair?
21:29:00 <Maurice> I'd have to check my schedule
21:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like miss piggy
21:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is a demanding cunt - much like myself
21:29:00 <Clarkson> said the nazi to the jew
21:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> and pretty sure she loves cake :P
21:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> why am I not boobing him Chelle - because the bottle is about 1 billion times easier and he doesn’t have to ‘work’ as hard
21:31:00 <chelle> fair enough
21:31:00 <chelle> expressing?
21:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> I did for a bit.
21:31:00 <chelle> also can someone explain to me what the fuck is wrong with this GoldSpade person
21:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is a shit cunt
21:31:00 <GoldSpade> hhe
21:31:00 <Clarkson> i dont fuck with that psychadelic shit
21:31:00 <GoldSpade> oh here we go
21:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don’t need to know any more lol
21:31:00 <chelle> He just accused me of being defensive because I asked him what the fuck my sexuality has to do with who I do or don't live with
21:31:00 <chelle> I live with two cats
21:32:00 <chelle> Does that mean I have sex with my cats?
21:32:00 <Clarkson> sucking many a dick
21:32:00 <chelle> I'm so fucking confused rn. I can't even.
21:32:00 <dematerialised> basically, he's a sex addict and the only reason he is on irc is to hopefully capture an irc girl and keep it in his walled off dungeon
21:32:00 <chelle> I see.
21:32:00 <dematerialised> and that's not an exaggeration
21:32:00 <chelle> Well. I get as much sex as I like, whenever I like it.
21:32:00 <chelle> I'm female.
21:32:00 <chelle> It ain't that difficult to get laid.
21:32:00 <dematerialised> that's what i keep saying
21:33:00 <chelle> I wouldn't be looking for it on here.
21:33:00 <chelle> That's what tinder is for :D
21:33:00 <dematerialised> dial-a-cock
21:33:00 <TheRon> if i can't have you........\
21:33:00 <georgeandwell> hi chelly
21:33:00 <Maurice> I get heaps of sex too
21:33:00 <Maurice> I'm just usually on my own
21:33:00 <georgeandwell> hi
21:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dial a cock
21:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew!
21:34:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana chat
21:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> im never having sex again
21:34:00 <chelle> you probably shouldnt kate
21:34:00 <chelle> two spawn is enough
21:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> agreed
21:35:00 <TheRon> i'd change your mind on that
21:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> im getting a hysterectomy and the husband is getting a vasectomy
21:35:00 <chelle> GoldSpade reckons they live in perth and don't know why they're asking me who I live with and if I'm asexual.
21:36:00 <georgeandwell> yea
21:36:00 <TheRon> by that you meamn the hubby is getting a vesectomy
21:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> goldspade is a troll. Don’t speak to it.
21:36:00 <dematerialised> i did warn you
21:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> no ron, i’m getting it all ripped out
21:36:00 <dematerialised> i once told him i was a widowed phillipine mother of two and he offered to buy plane tickets
21:36:00 <chelle> I'm a slow learner sometimes.
21:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> an overhaul lol
21:36:00 <dematerialised> he's a danger to the community
21:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dem
21:36:00 <chelle> dematerialised, asl?
21:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed he is
21:36:00 <dematerialised> 42/f/phillipines
21:36:00 <TheRiddler> go dogs
21:37:00 <chelle> wanna bang?
21:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:37:00 <dematerialised> ok :3
21:37:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: wtf
21:37:00 <chelle> SWEET
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> only down by 6
21:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> parra + broncos
21:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> isn’t it?
21:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> or was that last night lol
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> afl
21:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lameo
21:38:00 <georgeandwell> giddyee
21:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignore george too chelle
21:38:00 <TheRon> whoa here she comesshe's a maneater
21:38:00 <dematerialised> nah george is ok
21:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem… no.
21:39:00 <chelle> who CAN I talk to? who has a penis?
21:39:00 <dematerialised> he has a unique style
21:39:00 <dematerialised> and i appreciate that
21:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO ONE ERE
21:39:00 <georgeandwell> me
21:39:00 <dematerialised> i had a penis once
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:39:00 <dematerialised> but it fell off
21:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought you lost it dem?
21:39:00 <chelle> damnit
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> georgeandwell has a tiny 1
21:39:00 <chelle> but who am I going to sleep with then?
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> he's korean
21:39:00 <TheRon> matthew had a penis
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> or claims to be
21:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> chelle, there is no cock here…. it’s been and gone and you wouldn’t want to fuck it again kinda deal
21:39:00 <chelle> sigh.
21:39:00 <dematerialised> haha
21:39:00 <chelle> WHY AM I HERE THEN?
21:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah.. i know right
21:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ME!
21:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
21:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> *twirls*
21:40:00 <chelle> I can stalk you on facey
21:40:00 <chelle> eyeroll
21:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> eyeroll
21:40:00 <TheRon> chelle: do you like men in uniform?
21:40:00 <robot> hello
21:40:00 <georgeandwell> chelle i fix u up 2nite mlady
21:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> hello robot!
21:40:00 <chelle> I don't need to be fixed up, mate.
21:40:00 <chelle> I'm not a house.
21:40:00 <georgeandwell> oooookkkkkk
21:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
21:40:00 <chelle> tard
21:40:00 <georgeandwell> lolz
21:40:00 <TheRon> i plsy lawn bowls im in uniform every week
21:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> men in uniform…. council workers not included i hope
21:41:00 <dematerialised> women in uniform!
21:41:00 <chelle> TheRon: How OLD are you?
21:41:00 <TheRiddler> yay we're in front
21:41:00 <robot> hey kate
21:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh ron… you…. bad ass
21:41:00 <TheRon> less than 40
21:41:00 <robot> kate plus two
21:41:00 <robot> or three depending how you measure itt
21:41:00 <chelle> gotta be joking
21:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully minus 2 soon :P
21:41:00 <TheRon> nope
21:41:00 <TheRon> bowls is a tick in every box
21:41:00 <robot> how's that?
21:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> counting down till they leave and i get to drink and do wild things
21:42:00 <robot> hi chelle who are you
21:42:00 <TheRon> ciggies at either end
21:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> (next week - birthday)
21:42:00 <chelle> some bitch
21:42:00 <robot> sweet i just had mine
21:42:00 <chelle> who are you?
21:42:00 <TheRon> end of the day not much chance of doing a hammy
21:42:00 <robot> some robot
21:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you’re a leo?
21:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
21:42:00 <robot> yeah
21:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> happy birthday!
21:42:00 <robot> thank you
21:42:00 <robot> hippy biffy to yyou also
21:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> fanks!
21:43:00 <robot> sorry aabout the repeated letters. my nnew keyboard seems tto be stuck iin high sampling rate mode
21:43:00 <robot> personally i blame colours
21:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:44:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna try for an uptown girl
21:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to get new keys
21:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> a i n e o need to be replaced
21:44:00 <dematerialised> my anus needs to be replaced
21:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lah lah
21:44:00 <TheRon> like face/off?
21:44:00 <dematerialised> nay
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> due to sexual activity or too much mexican
21:45:00 <robot> butt/off
21:45:00 <dematerialised> too much farting
21:45:00 <robot> whos swappin butts with demat
21:45:00 <dematerialised> has ruined the seals
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> tapped
21:45:00 <georgeandwell> hi
21:45:00 <President_Trump> lol @ Fiona
21:45:00 <dematerialised> i used to be able to play revelie with me farts, now i just do basslines
21:45:00 <morgoth> ripped and torn?
21:45:00 <georgeandwell> hows things m8
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> any follow through?
21:46:00 <dematerialised> nah
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew
21:50:00 <robot> dematerialised actually wrote that song 'all about the bass', with his butt.
21:50:00 <robot> that? bass
21:50:00 <dematerialised> i refuse to take ownership for that song
21:50:00 <dematerialised> i hate that woman
21:50:00 <robot> you might know his other famous hit then
21:50:00 <robot> totally addicted to bass
21:50:00 <dematerialised> more like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhZWQ5_dcNY
21:50:00 <dematerialised> yes
21:50:00 <dematerialised> much better
21:50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Josh Abrahams & Amiel Daemion - Addicted To Bass(1998) Views: 188,510 Uploader: BEATNGU Uploaded: May 19, 2011 Duration: 3m55s Rating: 4.90
21:50:00 <robot> (originally named addicted to butts)
21:51:00 <georgeandwell> hi
21:51:00 <robot> same batch, dematerialised
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:51:00 <dematerialised> i listened to this song hundreds of times on me walkman after recording it from the radio
21:51:00 <dematerialised> those were the days
21:51:00 <dematerialised> with bass boost enabled
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> what show was that chick from?
21:51:00 <robot> used to have that megabass on me ghetto blaster
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:52:00 <dematerialised> i have just realised i have never listened to this in the car
21:52:00 <dematerialised> i wonder...
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… some many shit cunts used to
21:52:00 <robot> do you have twin 15's in there?
21:52:00 <dematerialised> twin 12s
21:52:00 <robot> that's a start
21:52:00 <dematerialised> in a box i built to max SPL @ 32hz
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> back in the day when you’d pay $3 for your car and $15,000 for the sound system
21:53:00 <dematerialised> twin ported
21:53:00 <dematerialised> clarion PXW 1252s
21:53:00 <robot> lollll yeh
21:53:00 <dematerialised> they are underpowered though
21:53:00 <robot> like me mate with the holden camira with the boot that rattled
21:53:00 <dematerialised> only getting 700wrms between the two
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ robot!
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i never understood that
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> or the CD stacker… fuck yeah
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> that was high tech
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> back in the day
21:54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i remember a boyf had a cd stacker wif a remote
21:54:00 <robot> when the sub caused the cd player to skip #90sproblems
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was pretty awesome….
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:55:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn-qE-h7s84
21:55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Madison Avenue - Don't Call Me Baby Views: 2,617,582 Uploader: houseEnthusiast Uploaded: Jan 22, 2008 Duration: 3m51s Rating: 4.87
21:55:00 <chelle> I have a CD stacker
21:55:00 <chelle> no remote.
21:55:00 <Serenity> I got pulled over once and told to turn my stereo down
21:55:00 <robot> no remote? get out
21:55:00 <Serenity> RUDE
21:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> povo cunt - no remote!
21:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem, this is like my clubbing music experience
21:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> VOMIT
21:56:00 <dematerialised> haha
21:56:00 <dematerialised> this is my childhood listening
21:56:00 <dematerialised> well
21:56:00 <dematerialised> early-teens
21:56:00 <dematerialised> ish
21:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, i am old
21:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> im look at the charts 99
21:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was 18 then
21:56:00 <Serenity> i was 13 in 1999
21:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> I remember this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSV0D_Id8Ho
21:56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: N-Trance - Da Ya Think I'm Sexy Views: 1,978,190 Uploader: SteveAATW Uploaded: Jun 6, 2008 Duration: 4m16s Rating: 4.83
21:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah ease up serenity :P
21:57:00 <Serenity> lolol
21:57:00 <dematerialised> haha
21:57:00 <dematerialised> na na na naaaaaaa na
21:57:00 <georgeandwell> scarn on m8
21:57:00 <robot> george me m8
21:57:00 <georgeandwell> hi
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> and this..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BIWNLC_iT4
21:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: most annoying sound ever!!!!!!! Views: 2,678,957 Uploader: Elias Jensen Uploaded: Sep 25, 2007 Duration: 2m14s Rating: 3.84
21:59:00 <dematerialised> :/
21:59:00 <robot> ahhh yes, reminds me of these guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_8Cp9K8J0w
21:59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crazy Frog Bros Young and 15 years later Views: 378,637 Uploader: LULUBA3R Uploaded: Aug 28, 2009 Duration: 2m49s Rating: 4.78
21:59:00 <dematerialised> NO
21:59:00 <dematerialised> god dammit
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etKEgDWrJrQ <—— holy fuck
21:59:00 <dematerialised> it was dead
21:59:00 <dematerialised> why did you have to resurrect it
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> this was my ‘club experience’ LOL
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my gawd.. i feel about 300 now
22:00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00:00 <robot> BRINGIN IT BACK
22:00:00 <robot> ITS COMIN BACK
22:00:00 <dematerialised> i could definitely never enjoy being in a club
22:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
22:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i’d just drink fuck loads and dance…
22:01:00 <President_Trump> katatonic_kate01 u can do some slow dancing with trump
22:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> watching a doco bout drugs…. (abc 2) and this woman takes MDMA and sees a therapist…
22:03:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
22:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:03:00 <TheRiddler> how unlucky
22:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> to open up… dicuss her feeeeeeeeeelings more freely
22:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
22:04:00 <GoldSpade> flakka
22:05:00 <TheRiddler> they kicked a goal by touching it just before it went over
22:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
22:13:00 <dematerialised> which one of the trolls uses optus?
22:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> not me
22:17:00 <chelle> meeee
22:20:00 <Serenity> chris, joel, mayo when he connects properly
22:21:00 <President_Trump> joel uses bigpond and 100 other proxies
22:23:00 <morgoth> might watch some ollie limp picks
22:23:00 <President_Trump> Serenity when we going to hillary's for drinks?
22:23:00 <President_Trump> and a seafood platter
22:23:00 <Serenity> we're not
22:23:00 <Serenity> ever
22:23:00 <President_Trump> why not??
22:23:00 <President_Trump> SEAFOOD PLATTER
22:24:00 <President_Trump> we can get demut and loof to come too
22:24:00 <President_Trump> fancy dress!
22:24:00 <dematerialised> speaking of Loof
22:24:00 <dematerialised> anyone seen him?
22:24:00 <dematerialised> i think he's back in hospital
22:25:00 <Serenity> actually no i havent
22:25:00 <dematerialised> i hope he's ok
22:26:00 <President_Trump> he was on for a nano second before
22:27:00 <Serenity> last time i noticed him he was annoyed you had auto voice
22:27:00 <Serenity> which i dont even know if you do have auto voice
22:27:00 <chelle> hahahah
22:27:00 <dematerialised> i actually am an oper
22:28:00 <dematerialised> but don't tell anyon
22:28:00 <dematerialised> e
22:28:00 <President_Trump> Serenity says im next in line
22:28:00 <Serenity> i do fucking not
22:28:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
22:29:00 <President_Trump> we can practice op skills at drinks with loof and demut to stop them fighting, make them stand in the corner for 20 minutes
22:29:00 <Serenity> by op skills do you mean bash them with pool noodles every time they act like dicks? cause if so im in
22:30:00 <dematerialised> i think you mean teach loof to not pick fights
22:30:00 <President_Trump> what is a pool noodle?
22:31:00 <dematerialised> trump had a sheltered childhood
22:32:00 <TheRiddler> phew we won
22:32:00 <Serenity> wot
22:32:00 <Serenity> the
22:32:00 <Serenity> fuck
22:33:00 <President_Trump> oh right those things
22:33:00 <President_Trump> i was thinking more like a baseball bat
22:33:00 <dematerialised> riddler im in yuor hood tomorrow and sunday
22:33:00 <Serenity> http://triadmomsonmain.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/pool-noodles.jpg
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> trump never saw a pool as a child
22:33:00 <dematerialised> im gonna come turn off your internet
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:33:00 <President_Trump> i was thinking of a pool stick
22:34:00 <President_Trump> i would be better swimmer than all of you lol
22:34:00 <dematerialised> !weather Albany AU
22:34:00 <dematerialised> weather 14:: Location: 6[Albany, Australia6] 14Map: https://www.google.com/maps/?q=-35.02395,117.88355
22:34:00 <dematerialised> weather 14:: Temperature: 15.98°C @ 100% Humidity 14Barometer: 1036.55hPa14 Wind: [email protected]/h14 Conditions: broken clouds
22:34:00 <dematerialised> nipply
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> yep
22:34:00 <Serenity> I live 5 mins away from the ocean im fairly sure i can swim better than all of you
22:34:00 <Serenity> lived*
22:34:00 <dematerialised> i grew up to my teens next to the beach
22:34:00 <dematerialised> i will kick all your asses
22:35:00 <Serenity> i was 23 i win cunt face
22:35:00 <dematerialised> look stop trying to fight me ok
22:35:00 <dematerialised> we both know i'll knock your teeth out
22:35:00 <Serenity> I dont need to try boyo
22:35:00 <President_Trump> i won gold medal in 1500m at olympic games
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> I'm a pretty poor swimmer
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> im exellent
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> generally speaking *hair flicks*
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> the beach closest to me was pretty dangerous
22:36:00 <Serenity> we had to go 100m off shore in high school and tread water for 25 fucking minutes at this time of year it was the fucking worst
22:36:00 <Clarkson> you're a faggot Digerati
22:37:00 <Maurice> I learnt to swim at age 3
22:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i grew up with a bazillion beaches around me….
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> had a huge rip and wasn't protected from antartica weather
22:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that serenity. I would have said fuck off
22:37:00 <Clarkson> I hear ya doodles, but yeh I cant fuck off BF3
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> and tides
22:37:00 <robot> BoyFriend 3
22:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
22:37:00 <Serenity> it was just part of living where I lived my high school was a 60 second walk to the beach
22:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pass on that!
22:38:00 <Serenity> you had to learn how to survive
22:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> # death camp
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> incase of tsunami
22:38:00 <Serenity> fucking felt like it
22:38:00 <Clarkson> tony u faggot
22:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> zombies!
22:38:00 <dematerialised> i learned to survive, then i got a job and learned to pay other people to do it for me
22:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya i just married a dude with a good job
22:38:00 <Maurice> Thats why I make my kids do swimming lessons Serenity
22:38:00 <dematerialised> *nods*
22:39:00 <Maurice> Coz we are surrounded by water and they need to know
22:39:00 <Serenity> i spent so much time at the beach when i lived down there
22:39:00 <Maurice> Although right now I'm tempted to drown them myself
22:39:00 <Serenity> I wanna go a heap more this year
22:39:00 <Maurice> I hate the beach
22:39:00 <TheRiddler> it was probably pretty much the only good thing to do there
22:39:00 <Serenity> sucks when it takes half an hour to get to a beach now though
22:39:00 <dematerialised> you hate everything fun Maurice
22:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love the beach!
22:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> but when its flat
22:39:00 <Maurice> The beach isn't fun
22:39:00 <Maurice> Who wants sand in your gusset
22:39:00 <Maurice> Or seaweed touching you
22:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:39:00 <Maurice> OR SHARKS EATING YOU
22:39:00 <dematerialised> lol
22:40:00 <President_Trump> WHERE IS LOOF?
22:40:00 <TheRiddler> drugs and beach for bunno
22:40:00 <Maurice> NOBODY THATS WHO
22:40:00 <Maurice> Hopefully he's dead
22:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw you need an awesome beach and it totally changes you
22:40:00 <Maurice> We have plenty of awesome ones lol
22:40:00 <Maurice> I prefer a pool
22:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> I loved the beach last summer
22:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was flat…. and no seeweed…. and nice...
22:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you didn’t go near the rocks
22:40:00 <Maurice> Last time I was at the beach my 8yr old caught a sting ray
22:40:00 <Serenity> that shark thing is why i take the kids to yanchep Maurice
22:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos they will cut you up
22:41:00 <Maurice> But that was down south just outside of marg river
22:41:00 <Serenity> we swim behind the reef so my anxiety doesnt go out of control about them drowning and being eaten by sharks
22:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> MA! LOOKS WHAT EYES CAUGHT
22:41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:41:00 <dematerialised> sharks schmarks
22:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> A DANG stingray lol
22:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity
22:41:00 <Maurice> katatonic_kate01 at that beach they have heaps swimming along the shore because people feed them
22:41:00 <dematerialised> more likely to die of food poisoning than be shark food
22:41:00 <Serenity> they cant be dragged out where we go and the water is hip height
22:41:00 <Maurice> You cop a fine if you catch one and don't release it
22:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Weird!
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> they put up a net at the beach here
22:42:00 <Maurice> The only way I'll be eaten by a shark is if they come up the drain when I'm showering
22:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah anything that is swimming in the water that you can feed and catch.. i will not be there, ever
22:42:00 <dematerialised> noodlesharks
22:42:00 <Serenity> i may even get a bikini this year
22:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> you'll have to take pic
22:42:00 <Maurice> To show off your anorexic bod, Serenity?
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> s
22:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> I did it ages ago….
22:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> thing is no one gives a fuck
22:43:00 <Serenity> yeah my anorexic fat whale body
22:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:43:00 <Maurice> Thats the one
22:43:00 <Serenity> i cant remember the last time i actually swam in bathers
22:43:00 <Serenity> will be fun
22:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1800’
22:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
22:43:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/O6FIZmX.gif
22:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> bathers!
22:43:00 <Maurice> I still swim in boardies and a singlet
22:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i do a tankini
22:44:00 <Serenity> i usually wear shorts n a shirt too
22:44:00 <Maurice> I wear bathers under that, but still
22:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> im a fatso whale… but totes rock it… im there to swim …. not to prance around and yell look at me!
22:44:00 <dematerialised> i wear boardies and nothing else because i need to be free
22:44:00 <Maurice> What if you dive in and your boob falls out
22:44:00 <Maurice> WHAT THEN KATE, WHAT THEN
22:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is this bathers business.. SWIMMERS
22:44:00 <Serenity> no
22:44:00 <Serenity> its bathers
22:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdos
22:45:00 <Maurice> Speed slides with just bathers on = huge wedgie
22:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> if me boobs fell out i’d laugh!
22:45:00 <Maurice> Although it could be worse and you could end up decapitated like that poor kid
22:45:00 <Maurice> So I guess a wedgie isnt so bad
22:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re only big if ive had a kid or im preggers
22:45:00 <dematerialised> he was going waaaaaaaayyy too fast Maurice
22:45:00 <dematerialised> that was his problem
22:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note - serenity / maurice
22:46:00 <Maurice> I think the problem was the restraints
22:46:00 <Maurice> And lack of weight needed in the raft
22:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> you guys are part of mum groups on fb yeah?
22:46:00 <Maurice> I'm not
22:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> or a FB page where women bitch and moan ?
22:46:00 <Maurice> Plenty of those but it's not a parenting one lol
22:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:47:00 <Maurice> It's just a free for all bitch page
22:47:00 <President_Trump> loof is banned, unban him
22:47:00 <President_Trump> loof is HIGH ENERGY
22:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways this woman… just had a huge rant about how she had a bad expeirence and felt like killing herself
22:47:00 <Maurice> Shut up or you can join him
22:47:00 <dematerialised> loof is not banned
22:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like WHAT the actual fuck have i signed up for LOL
22:48:00 <dematerialised> he's just being a pussy
22:48:00 <Clarkson> dont be a bitch and lie
22:48:00 <dematerialised> ^
22:48:00 <President_Trump> its in the ban list
22:48:00 <Serenity> loof is not banned
22:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> has he gone back to the psych ward? I haven’t seen him around
22:49:00 <dematerialised> Could not join channel #melbourne (Reason: user has a gaping vagina)
22:49:00 <President_Trump> .static.sl-reverse.com = loof
22:49:00 <dematerialised> i think he needs to k9
22:49:00 <dematerialised> he's a bit unhinged lately
22:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> what nic is he using?
22:49:00 <Serenity> thats not loof
22:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> as in does he chat ere?
22:50:00 <President_Trump> -
22:50:00 <dematerialised> [20:50:10] Crosslinks for Loof!*@* : 28
22:50:00 <dematerialised> [20:50:10] ---------------------------------------------
22:50:00 <Serenity> thats not the real loof then
22:50:00 <dematerialised> ^
22:50:00 <Serenity> that reverse host is a troll
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> will the real loof please stand up
22:51:00 <Serenity> and the most recent one the real loof joined from was optus
22:51:00 <dematerialised> loof is iinet and on occasion optus
22:51:00 <Serenity> which i think is his phone
22:51:00 <dematerialised> yeah
22:51:00 <couleurs> i'm loof
22:51:00 <dematerialised> banned
22:51:00 <couleurs> j/k!!!!!!!!!
22:51:00 <President_Trump> i cant remember who did he have a hard on for? get them to phone him up
22:51:00 <President_Trump> tell him to come back
22:52:00 <President_Trump> katatonic_kate01 u got a phone call to loof in ya?
22:52:00 <dematerialised> so yeah
22:53:00 <dematerialised> that can stay banned i reckon
22:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> who dat?
22:53:00 <President_Trump> that looks like it's jen
22:53:00 <President_Trump> looking for clients
22:56:00 <robot> how to impress people on the internet
22:57:00 <robot> wait this isnt google
22:57:00 <dematerialised> Search Results: 1
22:57:00 <dematerialised> Lie
22:58:00 <TheRiddler> isn't static mayo's
22:58:00 <dematerialised> my chicken roll has mayo on it
22:59:00 <Maurice> Damn, I could go a chicken treat chicken roll
22:59:00 <Maurice> But with nice chicken, not that shit they use
22:59:00 <dematerialised> i havent been to a treat in literally years
22:59:00 <President_Trump> RIBS
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have no idea what it is
22:59:00 <dematerialised> i think the last time i went to cihcken treat is on a drive back from monkey mia
23:00:00 <dematerialised> i think it was in geraldton
23:00:00 <President_Trump> chicken treat
23:00:00 <Maurice> It's like red rooster, katatonic_kate01
23:00:00 <President_Trump> it is awful
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo oo i have friends who grew up in gero
23:00:00 <President_Trump> its in perth lol
23:00:00 <dematerialised> except unlike red rooster it doesnt taste like cardboard
23:00:00 <Maurice> The worst thing red rooster ever did was get rid of the bonza burger of ole yesteryear
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> red rooter here is horrid.
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like their chips and that’s bout it
23:01:00 <President_Trump> red rooter varies greatly from shop to shop
23:01:00 <Maurice> To be fair every fast food place is horrid at some point, sometimes you hit the jackpot though
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and sup with selling fish and chips at a chicken place
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah true maurice…. but there are some awesome local burger joints that i love
23:01:00 <Maurice> Thats like when maccas tried doing fish and chips
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> they did?
23:02:00 <Maurice> Oh no sorry, they did 1/4 chicken and chips
23:02:00 <Maurice> It was red rooster with the fish
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird!
23:02:00 <Maurice> It didn't last long
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> remember when maccas did shaker fries
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> and everyone jizzed their pants
23:03:00 <Maurice> I remember but I never tried them
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
23:03:00 <Maurice> I don't even put salt on my chips, why would I add something else lol
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even chicken salt?
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> *faints*
23:04:00 <Maurice> Nope
23:04:00 <Maurice> I don't ask for minus salt at take away places, but if I cook at home I don't add it
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i don’t add salt in my cooking
23:05:00 <Serenity> https://www.dealsdirect.com.au/itemsList.aspx?cid=20&saleID=DY08phzZL0679PCWRM5bcA
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh mashed potatoes
23:05:00 <Maurice> I add it in certain things, like mashed potato etc, but on my own food I don't
23:05:00 <Maurice> Snap
23:05:00 <Maurice> My kids are old enough to add it to their own
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol same food tastes almost :P
23:05:00 <President_Trump> oh on sale, might pick up a few
23:05:00 <Maurice> Serenity damnit
23:06:00 <Serenity> GO ON
23:06:00 <Maurice> Is it just me or do some of them look like cartoon dinosaurs without eyes
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> veiney dick!
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> or it’s had an accident with some acid
23:06:00 <Maurice> https://www.dealsdirect.com.au/product.aspx?cid=20&saleID=DY08phzZL0679PCWRM5bcA&productID=slr24iqxvkKNukiGiSpQkA
23:06:00 <Maurice> The brontosaurus
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
23:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://imgur.com/a/jWR6O <—— THIS
23:08:00 <robot> sometimes colours and i go 4 a cruise on a friday night. he knows all the cool places to stop like the 7/11 pit stop. he has a holden camira with a 12" sub in the boot so we're cool af. it rattles but i don't mind
23:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> makes me giggle
23:08:00 <couleurs> YEA!!!!!!!
23:08:00 <Serenity> so many suction cups
23:08:00 <Maurice> https://www.dealsdirect.com.au/product.aspx?cid=20&saleID=DY08phzZL0679PCWRM5bcA&productID=nWNuCNrqfkCU2GQu56F52w
23:09:00 <Serenity> rofll
23:09:00 <dematerialised> that looks like an automotive tool
23:10:00 <robot> one for the pink, one for the stink and she has this thing about her nose
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol wha the hell
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ name anal fantasy
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can only buy 5?
23:11:00 <Maurice> Thats ok, I'm only getting 3
23:12:00 <President_Trump> im getting the 12 inch
23:13:00 <Maurice> https://www.dealsdirect.com.au/product.aspx?cid=20&saleID=DY08phzZL0679PCWRM5bcA&productID=KR-AlUpYbU_Z4Vp27BMvYw
23:13:00 <Maurice> Why the fuck
23:13:00 <Clarkson> the vow was good but shit ending
23:13:00 <Maurice> Who would pay 20 bucks for that when you can just use a pillow
23:13:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dealsdirect.com.au/product.aspx?cid=20&saleID=DY08phzZL0679PCWRM5bcA&productID=wHCmuSKaNEWWvJ6pjziiGA
23:13:00 <Maurice> Amateurs
23:13:00 <robot> not again thankyou i already purged those links from my history
23:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> HOLDS up to 300 pounds
23:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> SOLD
23:14:00 <robot> whewwww bring a friend
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:15:00 <Maurice> LOL HANG ON HANG ON
23:15:00 <Maurice> https://www.dealsdirect.com.au/product.aspx?cid=20&saleID=DY08phzZL0679PCWRM5bcA&productID=wgvU5t44EkezFpdcEsOztw
23:15:00 <Maurice> Why is he wearing a strap on
23:15:00 <dematerialised> https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1088967131139963
23:15:00 <Maurice> Where is his penis!
23:15:00 <Serenity> theyre hollow
23:15:00 <dematerialised> whats wrong with his actual penis?
23:16:00 <faux> hi
23:16:00 <dematerialised> herro fox :)
23:16:00 <Serenity> I dont know I askd him but hes shy
23:16:00 <Maurice> But why does he need it still though lol
23:16:00 <Serenity> hey faux
23:16:00 <robot> hello faux
23:16:00 <robot> d_nt m_k_ ass_mpt__ns
23:16:00 <Maurice> And if they're hollow, whats she putting in it when she uses it :o
23:17:00 <dematerialised> maybe you can put milk in it
23:17:00 <faux> hows u
23:17:00 <faux> christ Maurice
23:17:00 <dematerialised> and ejaculate milk onto your lover
23:17:00 <President_Trump> http://media.breitbart.com/media/2016/08/Screen-Shot-2016-08-12-at-09.33.42-640x480.png
23:17:00 <Maurice> Please faux, just call me God
23:18:00 <Serenity> oh my god that made me laugh so bad
23:18:00 <faux> id rather call u an idiet
23:18:00 <Serenity> but i dont know why
23:18:00 <faux> i just slept for 3 hours
23:18:00 <Maurice> And for the record, Serenity is the one that started the smut talk
23:18:00 <Clarkson> u peice of shit
23:18:00 <faux> im not gonna sleep tonight wah
23:18:00 <Serenity> look if my buying sex toys makes you all smutty well.. then so be it
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> why
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
23:18:00 <Maurice> I slept for 3 hours this morning then another hour this afternoon
23:18:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
23:18:00 <faux> pox of u using them
23:19:00 <Maurice> Did you get more suction cup ones
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive slept 3 hours this entire week
23:19:00 <Serenity> aaaaaaahaha
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> WINNING!
23:19:00 <Serenity> nah im over the suction cup phase
23:19:00 <faux> ye but thats ur own fault k8
23:19:00 <faux> soz not soz
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
23:19:00 <Maurice> katatonic_kate01 you're doing it wrong, me and the husband used to have 'who can pretend to be the sleep the longest' comps when a baby cried
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> takes 2 to tango
23:19:00 <faux> lol
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
23:19:00 <Maurice> Er, the sleep = asleep
23:20:00 <Maurice> Thats one sport I'd have won a gold medal for
23:20:00 <TheRiddler> how will he stay hard in that strap on
23:21:00 <possesd> My gf knows if I'm sleeping.
23:21:00 <faux> .
23:21:00 <dematerialised> i wish your gf would suffocate you in your sleep
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 dem
23:21:00 <dematerialised> thankyou im here all night
23:21:00 <dematerialised> try the veal
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya pass
23:22:00 <TheRiddler> who is possesd
23:22:00 <possesd> That's not very nice man
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> im on a raw food diet
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> of chocolate only
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did buy skinny jeans today….
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> so.. it shall be dust this week
23:23:00 <Serenity> im pissed my jeans i got 2 weeks ago are too big
23:23:00 <possesd> Dematerialized please don't take your shitty life achievements out on me ok
23:23:00 <faux> skinny jeans are only skinny at the ankles.. just lose weight there youll be fine
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> shrink em in the dryer
23:23:00 <Serenity> that only lasts 5 mins
23:24:00 <Serenity> even out of the dryer theyre loose
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i got the ones wif zips in the ankles
23:24:00 <faux> thats like muslim porn jeans
23:24:00 <Clarkson> Lee: I bet you look at this cunt carrying on now and wonder what the fuck you were doing lol
23:24:00 <Serenity> theyre comfy as fuck tho so its ok they just look like normal jeans instead of tight jeans
23:24:00 <faux> unzip one and boom
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> muslim porn jeans lol
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re like 7/8th jeans
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird
23:25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:25:00 <faux> pix
23:26:00 <possesd> Yeah nice one kat. I even know the ones
23:26:00 <faux> kat.
23:26:00 <faux> katatonic kitkat
23:26:00 <possesd> You need to be thin to pull them off
23:26:00 <Serenity> i want a kit kat chunky
23:27:00 <Maurice> I just read 'do they have pupil free days in blind schools'
23:27:00 <dematerialised> bworrrrrp
23:28:00 <possesd> Do dogs even read yet?
23:28:00 <Maurice> I got skinny leg jeans the other day and they have zips on the ankles, which is cool until you forget and sit cross legged and they gouge you
23:29:00 <possesd> I'm not going to comment
23:29:00 <Serenity> what on earth could you possibly have to say
23:30:00 <possesd> Lol
23:30:00 <possesd> That they really were muslim jeans
23:30:00 <Maurice> Lollllllllllll
23:30:00 <Maurice> .
23:31:00 <possesd> More like oriental chef jeans imo
23:31:00 <President_Trump> which one of the trolls is possesd?
23:31:00 <possesd> The one with new rules I think
23:31:00 <possesd> Lol
23:32:00 <possesd> No I'm not a troll
23:35:00 <robot> -- every troll ever
23:35:00 <President_Trump> tell us about your exit msg robot
23:35:00 <Serenity> lol
23:36:00 <robot> which one
23:36:00 <robot> hi serentitty
23:36:00 <robot> how u doin
23:36:00 <President_Trump> the one about demuts gf
23:37:00 <dematerialised> she's not my gf, we divorced long ago
23:37:00 <dematerialised> unresolvable differences
23:37:00 <robot> well my quit message is now: <+dematerialised> my anus needs to be replaced <+dematerialised> i used to be able to play revelie with me farts, now i just do basslines
23:37:00 <dematerialised> i love you <3
23:37:00 <robot> xD
23:37:00 <Serenity> i am satisfactory robot how are you
23:38:00 <Trevor> fuck i love asian cleaners
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> crap
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> now I want no man's sky
23:38:00 <dematerialised> yeah i looked at that
23:38:00 <dematerialised> looks good
23:38:00 <dematerialised> BUT
23:38:00 <dematerialised> it's $60 and no multiplayer
23:38:00 <dematerialised> no thanks
23:38:00 <couleurs> yea irc is multiplayer and FREE
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> yep
23:39:00 <dematerialised> exactly
23:39:00 <robot> i am pretty good thanks Serenity
23:39:00 <Trevor> my new flat looks amazing cause i found this asian chick who scrubs like a bloke might if he were motivated to do such things
23:39:00 <TheRiddler> they plan to add multiplayer later
23:39:00 <dematerialised> that 60 is a shitton of nuggets/sundaes and/or fuel
23:39:00 <possesd> I've changed for the better don't worry
23:39:00 <dematerialised> both of which i enjoy far more
23:39:00 <TheRiddler> apparently it's also bugged so you cant see other ppl
23:39:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure thats the excuse they give to retards
23:39:00 <dematerialised> its not actually multiplayer
23:40:00 <dematerialised> it pulls info from other people's single player experience
23:40:00 <dematerialised> i.e planet names and stuff
23:40:00 <dematerialised> you dont actually get to play with other people
23:40:00 <Trevor> fuck planets aye
23:41:00 <Serenity> Maurice
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> probably
23:41:00 <Serenity> https://www.dealsdirect.com.au/itemsList.aspx?cid=20&saleID=dEFg5VdGlke9QFXsMQ2pZA#Womens/Accessories+++Footwear
23:41:00 <Trevor> brb poop
23:41:00 <Clarkson> you cant bash me i am a tough cunt
23:41:00 <possesd> They're shooting a rocket into the sun lol
23:41:00 <Maurice> :o
23:41:00 <Maurice> Ermergerd
23:41:00 <Trevor> whos rocket?
23:42:00 <possesd> America
23:42:00 <Maurice> Although I already have the matching bag and purse
23:42:00 <dematerialised> they've clearly never watched fifth element
23:42:00 <Trevor> americas big rocket is shooting to the sun?
23:42:00 <dematerialised> shooting rockets at it is a shit idea
23:42:00 <robot> leelou dallas
23:42:00 <robot> multipass.
23:42:00 <dematerialised> big bada boom
23:42:00 <possesd> I would agree considering its a gaseous substance lol
23:43:00 <dematerialised> what are you talking about i am the real corben dallas
23:43:00 <Trevor> ummm link or something
23:43:00 <Trevor> im just curious why anybody would want to incinerate a rocket like that
23:43:00 <possesd> Just look it up. Its to gather data
23:44:00 <Trevor> yea ok so whats the name of the mission
23:44:00 <possesd> Talk to you guys later. Sorry about my shitty past
23:44:00 <Trevor> i only found stuff on fossi, which isn't exactly shooting a rocket into the sun as you put it
23:45:00 <dematerialised> bye loof
23:45:00 <possesd> It's a vessle which can tolerate the heat
23:45:00 <possesd> Then they put it in the middle
23:45:00 <possesd> Lol
23:45:00 <possesd> Serious
23:45:00 <possesd> Cya guys
23:45:00 <dematerialised> BYE
23:45:00 <dematerialised> found him out
23:45:00 <dematerialised> pussy
23:45:00 <Clarkson> simba dont be so hard on yourself cunt
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> bye felicia!
23:46:00 <Trevor> oh i think he's talking about this shit aye
23:46:00 <Trevor> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_Probe_Plus
23:46:00 <Trevor> but i do know i cant cite that in a university paper because its wikipedia
23:47:00 <robot> not with that attitude you cant
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> right
23:47:00 <Doodle> lol
23:47:00 <Doodle> i just finished working on me latest
23:48:00 <Doodle> writing up all me sources
23:48:00 <robot> except Doodle tends more to cite dickipedia.com
23:48:00 <Doodle> negative
23:48:00 <robot> hehehehehe, dickipedia tho
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> looks up dickipedia
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/dickipedia/
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> mind blown
23:52:00 <robot> lol
23:53:00 <robot> goodnight
23:53:00 <dematerialised> nini
23:53:00 <dematerialised> xoxo
23:53:00 <robot> xo
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol nn
23:53:00 <robot> nn xo
23:53:00 <couleurs> nxol
23:56:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/LEwrku5.jpg
23:56:00 <couleurs> me
23:57:00 <Doodle> mr shumway
23:58:00 <Doodle> god i wish these ants would hurry up and die
23:59:00 <Doodle> they have been eating ant rid for over 24 hours now
23:59:00 <Doodle> me stove is still covered in them
23:59:00 <Doodle> hai gertie
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