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03:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
04:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
04:00 <GoldenNuts> katatonic_kate02
05:00 <GoldenNuts> katatonic_kate03
05:00 <GoldenNuts> and 4
05:00 <GoldenNuts> heh
05:00 <Serenity> kates
05:00 <GoldenNuts> yes plural
05:00 <shanos> hey katatonic_kate01 i thought i would let you know that last weekend i smoked some ice
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> shanos SMD, shit cunt
05:00 <GoldenNuts> dont do flakka 
05:00 <shanos> i always keep my promises 
06:00 <shanos> so there you go
06:00 <shanos> ill make sure i let you know next time ok?
06:00 <GoldenNuts> dont use flakka,...its tunes you into a demon
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… waiting fo r the logs shit cunt
06:00 <shanos> i smoked 5 points and my gf smoked 5 points also
06:00 <shanos> waiting for the logs?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you’re going on ignore because I don’t engage with shit cunts
06:00 <shanos> im telling you myself now that i took some
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
06:00 <Clarkson> ya fuckin gayboy.
06:00 <shanos> you dont need logs
06:00 <GoldenNuts> heyy Lumeah
06:00 <GoldenNuts> like my new name?
07:00 <shanos> it was pretty good gear too so ill prob have some again in a month or so
07:00 <shanos> ill let you know though ok
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup with the shitcunts ere?
07:00 <shanos> shit cunts im not so sure about that one
07:00 <shanos> holding up on our deal yes
07:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p370x247/13686618_1207423765975610_1714490235418387238_n.jpg?oh=f73947ab98489629639e2127898cea9c&oe=585CC348 magikarp is roofless
07:00 <TheRiddler> probably all bored of jerking eachother
07:00 <GoldenNuts> kate: have every been assessed
08:00 <Klutch> 4,4   4,4     
08:00 <Klutch> 4,4   4,4  
08:00 <Klutch> 4,4   4,4     
08:00 <Klutch>    4,4  0,0 4,4  
08:00 <Klutch> 4,4     0,0 4,4  
08:00 <shanos> 88
08:00 <GoldenNuts> hitler
08:00 <shanos> respect Klutch
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler - PROBABLY!
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol sezz
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity
08:00 <TheRiddler> but hatching a magikarp is a good thing
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> golden : every fucking day - im in jail amt
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> atm
09:00 <TheRiddler> 11 candies closer to a gyarados
09:00 <morgoth> whats the problem with walking 2km?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> MY LORD… 
09:00 <Serenity> yeah true
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was 5km with some egg the child had
10:00 <shanos> Serenity its raining in sydney
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like wot… yeah yeah i’ll turn pokemon on when im walking during the day… not sure what im actually doing here lol
10:00 <GoldenNuts> did they give you meds in jail...antipsychotics maybe?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me
10:00 <morgoth> jail is for gays
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know what is hilarious you’re churning out what i’ve said to you for the past oh 6 months! 
11:00 <morgoth> you dont even have to eat other inmates
11:00 <GoldenNuts> some guys in jail just  get hard looking at the others in the shower
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored for being a shit cunt
12:00 <GoldenNuts> the use soap for lube apprentley
12:00 <morgoth> how much money do you think politicians spend on mental health? ergo, no meat, so at breakfast you decide who is lunch, then at lucnh you decide who is dinner
12:00 <GoldenNuts> why did you fake your pregnancy
13:00 <GoldenNuts> that seems to me like a cry for affection
13:00 <GoldenNuts> and attention
13:00 <GoldenNuts> but I could be wrong
14:00 <Klutch> i like taking caring of damage girls
14:00 <Klutch> pm me, tell me all about it bby.
14:00 <Klutch> leave her alone
15:00 <Klutch> shes obviously troubled
15:00 <GoldenNuts> ok sorry kaitie
15:00 <Klutch> she doesnt need you judging her
15:00 <GoldenNuts> yes that way
15:00 <GoldenNuts> seems that way
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
15:00 <GoldenNuts> hug>
15:00 <Serenity> ye hows that fake bubba doin kates
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> where are all the ‘normal’ peeps chatting these days serenity?
16:00 <Serenity> no where haha
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh… fake baby… wot baby?
16:00 <GoldenNuts> picard left ages ago
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t know what yo’ talking about…
16:00 <GoldenNuts> not sure where trup is
16:00 <GoldenNuts> trump
17:00 <GoldenNuts> probably doing flakka
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of fake babies… gotta go feed the fake baby before me boobs explode
18:00 <Serenity> lol that feeling is the worst
18:00 <Serenity> rockmelons
18:00 <shanos> flakka would be nice
18:00 <GoldenNuts> hheh
19:00 <GoldenNuts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLC7GSKBe9A
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Compilation - People on Flakka Views: 584,777 Uploader: Crazy Vids Uploaded: Nov 8, 2015 Duration: 21m8s Rating: 4.26
20:00 <GoldenNuts> crazy assholes
20:00 <Clarkson> Don't delay... Have sex today!
20:00 <GoldenNuts> on flakka
21:00 <GoldenNuts> oh god
22:00 <kuniva> ello
22:00 <kuniva> ^^
26:00 <Klutch> fucking dog cunt internet
26:00 <Clarkson> rub shit all over me then tattoo the outline 
26:00 <Klutch> if it was a physical being id bash it for being a faggot
28:00 <kuniva> any homosexual men online?
29:00 <kuniva> lolololol
29:00 <kuniva> homosexual loser !
29:00 <Klutch> gud 1
31:00 <kuniva> lolz
31:00 <kuniva> nerdy gurl
31:00 <Klutch> his ident is "xxx"
31:00 <Klutch> he's dtf
34:00 <Klutch> where did everyone go :(
36:00 <kuniva> i flooded undernet
37:00 <kuniva> i scared em all off
37:00 <kuniva> weak slobs
38:00 <Klutch> ur a baddass
38:00 <Klutch> i bet u used to be in myg0t
54:00 <spartan_> keke
54:00 <spartan_> hello friends
56:00 <spartan_> lolz
56:00 <spartan_> that u shads
06:00 <GoldSpade> aerararararar
44:00 <AgentUnderpants> loomiez
25:00 <pooshooter> happy birthday shadowluekr
25:00 <pooshooter> ya wooly woofta
26:00 <pooshooter> did u have to throw a bag of plain flour on serenity's genital region and look for the wet spot?¿
29:00 <pooshooter> you guys have like 10 bags of plain flour in the bedroom
43:00 <spellweaver> get off the ground
43:00 <spellweaver> from new york, we do it our way
43:00 <spellweaver> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yih_bMc5B7o
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Snowgoons - Get Off The Ground ft Term, Lil Fame, Sean P, Ruste Juxx, Justin Time & H.Stax Views: 2,520,023 Uploader: Snowgoons Uploaded: Aug 16, 2012 Duration: 7m4s Rating: 4.90
43:00 <spellweaver> real rap
47:00 <spellweaver> ill murder somethin with the steel in my hand.. knock somthin off real quick
47:00 <spellweaver> competition don't want none, we'll send them things whistlin
50:00 <spellweaver> 11(08:39) 11<0014BlackDevil11>the smell of another mans anus is my favourite vapour. :)
50:00 <spellweaver> wtf man
50:00 <spellweaver> im not gay man go talk to grem
50:00 <Clarkson> that shit was the best
54:00 <Clarkson> i lurrrrrve the smell of semen
54:00 <spellweaver> so does Jon apparently
55:00 <spellweaver> (08:46) Closing Link: grimreaper by Ashburn.Va.Us.UnderNet.org (USER: Bad username)
56:00 <spellweaver> (08:48) Closing Link: spellweaver by Ashburn.Va.Us.UnderNet.org (USER: Bad username)
56:00 <spellweaver> (08:48) Closing Link: hellbreather by Ashburn.Va.Us.UnderNet.org (USER: Bad username)
56:00 <spellweaver> john mcgarvie i need your operator opinion on what the go is on this shit
57:00 <spellweaver> i think undernet have had a gut full of me
57:00 <spellweaver> especially KiwiAngel
57:00 <spellweaver> that whore
58:00 <loltraktor> ANYONE KNOW THE WHERE-A-BOUTS OF MICHAEL TEMBY
15:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wow that went south quickly
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> anyway time to go out into the real world and see on prices for timber and upgradeing my phone
02:00 <faux> golly cant stop yawning
02:00 <faux> someone slap me
05:00 <TheRiddler> better? :p
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> ty
37:00 <Loof> show us your memes "Meme^King"
37:00 <Loof> you got nothing
39:00 <faux> fds
39:00 <faux> ffs*
39:00 <faux> does everyone who joins have to pick a fucking fight
40:00 <Loof> sorry
40:00 <faux> sorry until next time right
40:00 <Loof> just he has no memes
40:00 <faux> who gives a fuck what he has
40:00 <Loof> all his memes are belong to me
40:00 <Clarkson> when people bite it and realize its the shit bit
40:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <faux> im gonna sit here and enjoy my lentil soup
41:00 <Loof> you're right tho
41:00 <faux> fight away
41:00 <TheRiddler> .
42:00 <TheRiddler> a fight over memes
42:00 <Loof> worth it
42:00 <Loof> i regret nothing
42:00 <TheRiddler> .
42:00 <Loof> .
42:00 <Loof> it's more that memes
42:00 <Loof> it's more about "the banned topic"
42:00 <Loof> of which i'm sure you're fully aware TheRiddler
42:00 <Loof> so i wont go into it
43:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going back to sleep
43:00 <Loof> run away
44:00 <Loof> .
45:00 <Loof> all lies matter
45:00 <Loof> xm said it so well
45:00 <faux> lmao
45:00 <faux> zz
46:00 <Loof> the truth is out there
46:00 <Loof> x-files said it so well
46:00 <faux> my soup is in me
46:00 <faux> i said it so well
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <Loof> i like meat in me
46:00 <Loof> oops
46:00 <faux> i bet
46:00 <faux> i hear you draw people
47:00 <faux> i saw demats pic
47:00 <Loof> occasionally
47:00 <faux> im jealous 
47:00 <faux> do one of me
47:00 <Loof> of demat's weaner?
47:00 <faux> with a tiny dick
47:00 <Loof> i did one of sez too
47:00 <faux> show
47:00 <Loof> but people say it looks scary
47:00 <faux> show me
48:00 <faux> today pls
49:00 <Loof> sorry had to upload it
49:00 <faux> oh
50:00 <faux> is that sez or your wife
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <Loof> i only had her small fb pofile pic to go from
50:00 <Loof> but i think i got the eyes right
50:00 <Loof> cant see in the pic what hair color she has
51:00 <faux> can host the Olympic games on her bloody forehead in that pic
51:00 <Loof> as for the hair i have no idea what her hair is like
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <faux> needs to be smaller
51:00 <faux> the piercings look cool
51:00 <Loof> no comment
52:00 <Loof> i like a big forehead *shrugs*
52:00 <faux> not her prof pic
52:00 <faux> i mean  your pic
52:00 <faux> her forehead isnt that big
52:00 <Loof> i'll make it small then, sheesh
52:00 <faux> lollllll
52:00 <faux> soz
52:00 <faux> im bitchy when im hungry
52:00 <faux> need more soup
53:00 <faux> well..
53:00 <faux> bitchier
59:00 <Loof> there zika virus'd her up for you faux lol http://i.imgur.com/PxXcUgd.jpg
00:00 <Loof> i need to do it in the flash file, shouldn't have used photoshop on a vector image
01:00 <Loof> man that looks like one of my exes now
01:00 <Loof> she was a monkey
01:00 <Loof> and her vagina was too tight
02:00 <faux> better sized forehead
02:00 <Loof> more zika virus
03:00 <Loof> etc: http://portugalresident.com/sites/default/files/styles/node-detail/public/field/image/shrunken%20head.jpg?itok=9yt9efRv
03:00 <Loof> rg:*
03:00 <Loof> eg:*
06:00 <Loof> man you'd hate my forehead lol
06:00 <Loof> look like an alien
06:00 <Loof> anyway
32:00 <ElmaFlood> keke
32:00 <ElmaFlood> undernet are getting served itz funniez
32:00 <ElmaFlood> Snoopys_Gunship
32:00 <ElmaFlood> Poopys_BumShit
33:00 <ElmaFlood> still pinching kegs of beer at your job fuckface?¿
33:00 <ShadowLurker> still toking the icepipe i see
33:00 <ElmaFlood> got a spare $2.50 brudda
33:00 <ElmaFlood> yeah i swapped 25 bucks worth of pot for 150 worth of rock
33:00 <ElmaFlood> i got a grouse deal cus im a mad cunt.
33:00 <ElmaFlood> this stuff is yellow -._.-
35:00 <ElmaFlood> bumhole lurker
36:00 <ElmaFlood> is flour on your shopping list shitface?
37:00 <ElmaFlood> spend an extra 2 dollars and get icing sugar nice n sweeeeet
37:00 <ElmaFlood> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
38:00 <ElmaFlood> gs69azza is a weak hermit
38:00 <ElmaFlood> ill fucken bash this adonis bitch nigger
38:00 <ElmaFlood> knock this arsehole for 6.. outta the fucken stadium
39:00 <ElmaFlood> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWX_p2GgHzY
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Third eye Blind - Semi Charmed Life Views: 2,835,896 Uploader: wamloquamlo Uploaded: Sep 26, 2008 Duration: 4m36s Rating: 4.88
39:00 <ElmaFlood> do do do do do doooo doo
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wow some people just never learn do they
44:00 <ShadowLurker> never change
45:00 <ShadowLurker> too much ice fucks them up for good
45:00 <Clarkson> somebody take this dildo away from me!
45:00 <ShadowLurker> no hope
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i knew the first time i saw him anyway that he would be like this
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> always the big man but when i told him where i was and he wanted to bash me no show
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bbs
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> swapping my video cards
57:00 <morgoth> fark ar darck, fark ar darck
10:00 <KeKe> hello smelly underpants people
10:00 <KeKe> amsy
10:00 <KeKe> give me a hugggggg ^,^
11:00 <KeKe> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hanson - MMMBop Views: 46,097,220 Uploader: HansonVEVO Uploaded: Oct 7, 2009 Duration: 3m54s Rating: 4.72
13:00 <KeKe> wonder what these freckles look like now
23:00 <Loof> god you're boring
24:00 <Loof> fucking virgin
24:00 <Loof> die Keke
25:00 <KeKe> so what if im a virgin
26:00 <KeKe> i got smelly balls
38:00 <kunz> https://au.news.yahoo.com/qld/a/32177622/thirsty-queenslander-uses-beer-keg-to-smash-into-closed-pub-in-clumsy-break-in-effort/#page1 - HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
10:00 <zaim> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
10:00 <Loof> uwotm8?
15:00 <Loof> fgts
16:00 <Loof> all y'all guys are the ones who suck cock cause you can't get a missus
16:00 <Loof> not that there's anything wrong with that
17:00 <Loof> sucking cock i mean
17:00 <Loof> not being able to hook up is pretty sad tho
19:00 <Loof> you were always told if you get the $$$ you'll get the vag
19:00 <Loof> you were lied to
20:00 <TheRon> 420!
25:00 <ShadowLurker> https://66.media.tumblr.com/ea6352ad26139ed85b4f1323137fb8fb/tumblr_n55xwdPEp61ramou3o1_400.gif
26:00 <TheRon> thta's amazing
30:00 <faux> just had the freshest mozarella cheese
30:00 <faux> yum
31:00 <TheRon> you spending time on the farm?
35:00 <faux> .
36:00 <TheRon> the freshest mozzarella?
42:00 <TheRon> go storm
42:00 <TheRon> faux dragons are playing tomorrow night
15:00 <TheRon> nobody's chatting
16:00 <underpants> i kno
16:00 <underpants> cus you're a flaming wooly woofta gutz
16:00 <TheRon> that doesn't sound right
20:00 <TheRon> love me love me
20:00 <TheRon> fool me fool me
21:00 <TheRon> women in league, is this a round dedicated to what went on in matty johns' hotel room?
27:00 <morgoth> temple of love
28:00 <TheRon> team bonding exercise
30:00 <morgoth> yeah, I know, lets get some rugby players and some hookers, we'll make some porn
30:00 <TheRon> groupies?
31:00 <morgoth> yep, that'll keep costs down
31:00 <TheRon> pre season training
32:00 <morgoth> actually, we could charge groupies for a b9it of rugger juice, then sell the videos on the internet
32:00 <TheRon> classy
33:00 <TheRon> they even have a famous rugby player named johnny raper
39:00 <morgoth> yeah, I guess we're reinventing the wheel here
47:00 <faux> smd
47:00 <TheRon> oh alright :P
48:00 <TheRon> faux: having sausages for tea
49:00 <faux> nice
49:00 <faux> i made a huge pot of lentil soup yesti 
49:00 <faux> so im having leftovers 
50:00 <TheRon> never cooked with lentils, any flavour to them?
55:00 <morgoth> Malcolm Turnbull has no guts, he's being screwed by the banks and he wont take em on
56:00 <morgoth> we'd be in full war mode if we had Tony Abbott
57:00 <TheRon> tony abbot's mum is an alco
57:00 <TheRon> he said so much in his election speach
58:00 <morgoth> well I'm so bankrupt I can't afford a hamburger till tomorrow
59:00 <morgoth> it's like someone put $10 on the table and 300 bald guys decided they were owed a $1 cut of the note
59:00 <snowgoon> anyne got a spare $1.50
00:00 <TheRon> i gave the loch ness monster about tree fiddy
00:00 <snowgoon> o ok
01:00 <snowgoon> $1.20 is alright if u got it
01:00 <morgoth> so, imma exercise my speccial right to food and eat the nurses
02:00 <snowgoon> 70cents even man
02:00 <snowgoon> ??
03:00 <TheRon> don't' it's just feeds his habit
03:00 <snowgoon> i don't have any habbits
03:00 <TheRon> in denial
03:00 <snowgoon> i have 3 coffees a day thats about all my habbit is
04:00 <TheRon> clear that big pile of icing sugar
05:00 <snowgoon> icing sugar?
05:00 <snowgoon> you making a cake man?? :)
05:00 <TheRon> yes!
05:00 <snowgoon> what type my brother
06:00 <TheRon> does beer make a cake?
06:00 <snowgoon> no
06:00 <TheRon> damn
07:00 <morgoth> beer and cake
07:00 <morgoth> trust me
07:00 <morgoth> beer AND cake
07:00 <snowgoon> self raising flour is needed
08:00 <morgoth> nup, not my problem
11:00 <faux> god
11:00 <faux> is it retard hour already 
11:00 <snowgoon> yes forkz
11:00 <snowgoon> i am retarded
12:00 <TheRon> he is retire
12:00 <TheRon> he is retired
12:00 <morgoth> I kill people who stick on me
12:00 <Serenity> its been going all day faux
13:00 <snowgoon> i also have a bowel control problem and cannot regulate when i have to do poo's is why i wear an adult diaper
13:00 <snowgoon> :) hot or not? :D
13:00 <snowgoon> custom fitted diaper
15:00 <TheRon> thefiddler: THAT'S PICARD
16:00 <thefiddler> tony prothero?
17:00 <TheRon> could be
17:00 <Serenity> give it a rest joel
17:00 <thefiddler> wait up
17:00 <thefiddler> im mistaken
17:00 <thefiddler> its andy prothero
17:00 <thefiddler> mental block
17:00 <thefiddler> :[
18:00 <thefiddler> okies serens
18:00 <thefiddler> ill rest
25:00 <TheRon> women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold
28:00 <GoldSpade> what does faux mean
29:00 <TheRon> happy birthday helen
29:00 <GoldSpade> ahh the hummingbirds
30:00 <TheRon> apparantly 
30:00 <GoldSpade> absoulately
31:00 <TheRon> little creatures brewery in geelong is the best
31:00 <TheRon> beers and good food
32:00 <GoldSpade> thats a paradox
32:00 <TheRon> how?
32:00 <TheRon> going to geelong?
32:00 <GoldSpade> no...there is no right or wrong answer
33:00 <TheRon> the whitlams - thank you
33:00 <GoldSpade> thats what  I mean
33:00 <GoldSpade> its a paradox
34:00 <GoldSpade> wiki -
34:00 <GoldSpade> A paradox is a statement that, despite apparently sound reasoning from true premises, leads to a self-contradictory or a logically unacceptable conclusion
34:00 <GoldSpade> told ya
34:00 <morgoth> the police work for india
34:00 <GoldSpade> same
35:00 <TheRon> do i goto geelong just to visit this brewery or.........
35:00 <morgoth> yeah, full on pigs sell you to grinders for smack hit from india
35:00 <GoldSpade> heehe
37:00 <TheRon> one word one letter one line a i feel a whole lot better
38:00 <GoldSpade> baby animals
38:00 <TheRon> yes!
38:00 <GoldSpade> once again 
39:00 <TheRon> on the late show they got baby john burgess to sing it
39:00 <GoldSpade> heeh from wheel of fortune?
39:00 <TheRon> yes
39:00 <GoldSpade> hehe wtf
39:00 <TheRon> close enough apparently
40:00 <GoldSpade> thats weird
40:00 <TheRon> he's on the aussie version of balls of steel
43:00 <GoldSpade> I just watched the clip
43:00 <GoldSpade> silly man
11:00 <TheRon> take a load off annie
17:00 <Lumeah> Who's watching a current affair..? 
17:00 <Lumeah> What a fucking tosser
17:00 <TheRon> i never watch that shit
17:00 <TheRon> i can't take it seriously
17:00 <Meme^King> nothing quite like sitting down after a hard days work and doing a great poop
18:00 <couleurs> me 2
19:00 <couleurs> Bye Ron
19:00 <couleurs> Hi Room
19:00 <Meme^King> byeron bay
19:00 <Meme^King> hi colours
20:00 <Meme^King> do u watch preacher?
20:00 <couleurs> m night shammyshalion
20:00 <Meme^King> because if you don't you really should
20:00 <couleurs> nope but i heard it good, i downloaded da pilot
20:00 <Meme^King> yeah, im only a couple of eps in
20:00 <Meme^King> but i like it
20:00 <Meme^King> solid 3.76 tiggiers atm
21:00 <couleurs> i bean watching strange things on netflix
21:00 <couleurs> it's good
21:00 <Meme^King> i have seen that mentioned around the place
21:00 <couleurs> a def 3.55 tiggier so far maybe rising to a 4 
21:00 <Meme^King> interesting
22:00 <couleurs> it's really well made
23:00 <couleurs> possibly teh best new show of 2016 ok
23:00 <Meme^King> i shall hold you to that, if it isn't i will sue
23:00 <couleurs> RiP
23:00 <nubbymcnu> that show sux
23:00 <TheRiddler> will be seing suicide squad this weekend
23:00 <couleurs> fantastic noodles > maggie noodles 
24:00 <TheRiddler> tho the reviews atm dont seem to bold well
24:00 <Meme^King> the only noodle i know is Indomie
24:00 <Meme^King> all others are imitation
24:00 <couleurs> SUiCiDe^SQUiD
24:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13680598_718390504965548_4092427830081236543_n.jpg?oh=6e997caea686601d2e724b9012c6d524&oe=5815FFED
24:00 <Meme^King> the only reason suicide squad has bene hyped up is that slut's tits
25:00 <Meme^King> that's it
25:00 <Meme^King> it'll be shit
25:00 <couleurs> yea hype since like feb or mar
25:00 <couleurs> ridiculous
25:00 <Meme^King> and all the aloof wanderlusting girls being like "omg i am so that chick in suicide squad"
25:00 <nubbymcnu> http://jalopnik.com/here-s-what-the-joker-s-car-in-suicide-squad-really-is-1770295510
25:00 <couleurs> just gonna be a mediocre comic book movie gasp
26:00 <TheRiddler> I dont like the look of harley i suice squard
26:00 <TheRiddler> squad*
26:00 <TheRiddler> suicide*
26:00 <couleurs> JUiCe^SQiRT
26:00 <couleurs> +U in their soemwhere
26:00 <Meme^King> close enough
27:00 <couleurs> only another 6 comic book movies to follow it
27:00 <couleurs> can't wait u guys
30:00 <couleurs> mr robet tomorrow don't 4 get!!!!!
30:00 <Meme^King> roger that
30:00 <nubbymcnu> lol @ robet
30:00 <nubbymcnu> zoidberg
31:00 <couleurs> season 1 got really good ep 5 so maybe the same will happen now
31:00 <Meme^King> yeah
31:00 <couleurs> it's been a bit slow and random so far
31:00 <couleurs> still good but not as good
31:00 <Meme^King> the last ep seems to suggest shit is going down however
31:00 <couleurs> yea
32:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/i57cSbP.mp4
32:00 <nubbymcnu> just want to watch the whirled burn
33:00 <Meme^King> haha thats awesome
33:00 <Meme^King> terrifying but awesome
33:00 <couleurs> cool plane
34:00 <nubbymcnu> WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
38:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/ecorpmessaging
38:00 <couleurs> cool!!!!!!!
38:00 <Meme^King> hah
39:00 <couleurs> the video is spot on
39:00 <couleurs> it's like a facebook ad
39:00 <couleurs> gasp
40:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/FXiZNVu.jpg
41:00 <couleurs> HeHEeh
41:00 <couleurs> not me i'm a dog lady
41:00 <Meme^King> i have considered getting a cat companion many times, however then i realised i have to care for it
41:00 <Meme^King> and that's far too much work
42:00 <TheRiddler> amelia would want you to get a dog
42:00 <Meme^King> i don't see a ring on my finger
43:00 <Meme^King> twice as sexy
45:00 <TheRiddler> that maybe because you dont have a dog
45:00 <TheRiddler> :P
49:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Y4OB4le.gifv
50:00 <TheRiddler> guana get you
00:00 <GoldSpade> !
08:00 <couleurs> get out
22:00 <Serenity> I've legit just worked out who amelia is irl
22:00 <Serenity> shes Jackie from that 70's show
23:00 <Meme^King> is that a show that old people watch?
23:00 <Serenity> you fuck off
23:00 <Serenity> im sick of you not knowing anything ever
23:00 <Meme^King> i literally format my brain every morning
23:00 <Serenity> i hate you
23:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAH
24:00 <amelia> i would like to say you are the first person to say that
24:00 <amelia> but... :(
24:00 <British^Meat> which ones jackie?
24:00 <Serenity> she was legit in the back of a car with big ronda and big ronda was talking about being pretty and jackies like 'pretty? oh honey maybe you can learn some jokes or something'
24:00 <Serenity> LOL
24:00 <Serenity> thats so you
24:00 <British^Meat> is that mila kunis?
24:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAA
24:00 <Serenity> yeah breaker
24:00 <Serenity> er British^Meat
25:00 <British^Meat> gawsh that reminds me, someone from this chan i think, called jackie appeard on my FB this morn
25:00 <Serenity> whitehouse?
25:00 <amelia> jack jack jackieeeee
25:00 <British^Meat> lemme check
25:00 <Serenity> if so its hellfury
25:00 <British^Meat> lol
25:00 <Serenity> aka wookie
25:00 <British^Meat> yes
25:00 <Serenity> aka whatever name she has this week
25:00 <British^Meat> that one
25:00 <Meme^King> my nipple is itchy
25:00 <British^Meat> she still comes in here?
25:00 <Serenity> not in here but in other chans
25:00 <Serenity> sydney australia etc
25:00 <British^Meat> yep yep
26:00 <British^Meat> she was....... something else
26:00 <amelia> why is she on your fb
26:00 <Serenity> i assume the people you may know
26:00 <Serenity> shes on mine too
26:00 <British^Meat> someone liked something she did or something
26:00 <Meme^King> she's shown up on mine too
26:00 <Meme^King> she's stalking us
26:00 <amelia> how did you know she was from IRC
26:00 <Serenity> shes friends with darren so tags him in his all the time and i see it
26:00 <British^Meat> coz i seen her pic b4
26:00 <amelia> ohhhh
26:00 <British^Meat> yrs ago
26:00 <amelia> DarlingDaz
26:00 <British^Meat> u cant forget that
26:00 <Serenity> in #FACEBOOK probs
27:00 <amelia> is she a sexy beast
27:00 <amelia> minus the sexy part
27:00 <British^Meat> she was called ROSHANDO or something
27:00 <British^Meat> she's nuts
27:00 <Serenity> she got done for drugs
27:00 <Serenity> remember that
28:00 <amelia> having or supplying
28:00 <Meme^King> hello this is china calling
28:00 <Serenity> trafficking lol
28:00 <amelia> DRUG TRAFFICKING
28:00 <Serenity> from PNG to australia or the other way around i cant remember
28:00 <amelia> up de anoos?
28:00 <amelia> jeezus
28:00 <amelia> all types are on here
28:00 <Meme^King> i am a .com
28:00 <amelia> I like finding out what everyones issues are
29:00 <amelia> Serenity now that you're not fat anymore, wots your issue?
29:00 <amelia> BM whats yours too
29:00 <Meme^King> my issue is that i am incredibly handsome and rich and pampered by my parents
29:00 <Serenity> Im a diet pill junky with a lapband these days
29:00 <amelia> i didn't ask wot your issue was
29:00 <amelia> I already know wot it is
29:00 <British^Meat> not really sure i have any issues.....
29:00 <British^Meat> oh, i have a beard and its itchy
29:00 <British^Meat> thats a bit annoying
30:00 <Meme^King> you know nothing meels
30:00 <amelia> everyone here has an issue, drugs, mental, trafficking, obese, depression
30:00 <British^Meat> oh,...
30:00 <British^Meat> nah i dont do drugs anymore
30:00 <Meme^King> i think i have nipple cancer
30:00 <British^Meat> im not fat
30:00 <n00b> whats up everybody! 
30:00 <British^Meat> cant say im depressed
30:00 <breaker> ^Roshanda^, HellFury, BeanieBabie and Wookie are her nicks.
30:00 <Serenity> im a legal drug addict
30:00 <Serenity> dem diet pillz
30:00 <GoldSpade> cant say that\\
30:00 <British^Meat> i exercise regularly
30:00 <GoldSpade> get banned
31:00 <amelia> BM covers it well
31:00 <amelia> but it will come out
31:00 <Serenity> British^Meat wers hoodies
31:00 <breaker> A fat QLD b00ng drug mule.
31:00 <Serenity> thats his issue
31:00 <amelia> gambling?
31:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
31:00 <British^Meat> haha
31:00 <Meme^King> oh thats right hellfury is that brown wombat
31:00 <British^Meat> Its true, i do
31:00 <Meme^King> i remember now
32:00 <Serenity> brown wombat rofl
32:00 <Serenity> thats mean
32:00 <Meme^King> nah i think its fair
32:00 <Serenity> she could be perfectly lovely
32:00 <Serenity> who knows
33:00 <breaker> ..
33:00 <Meme^King> who said wombats arent lovely?
33:00 <n00b> me
33:00 <Serenity> actually wombats are amazing
33:00 <n00b> i love wombats 
33:00 <Serenity> theres the best one at cavasham wildlife park and she is soooo lovely
34:00 <n00b> they are great with peri peri 
34:00 <Serenity> oh dude nooo
34:00 <Meme^King> mmm nandos
34:00 <Meme^King> that's an idea
34:00 <n00b> actually pretty much anything with peri peri is winning 
35:00 <Serenity> now i like hot food a bit more than i used to im going to have to try some hotter nandos
35:00 <Serenity> the lemon and herbs was al i could eat before
35:00 <Meme^King> peri peri chips dipped in peri peri sauce
35:00 <Meme^King> best
35:00 <n00b> omg... you have to at least go mild as a starting point 
36:00 <Serenity> nahh even the mild used to blow my head off
36:00 <n00b> nintenzo 
36:00 <Serenity> but ive slowly been increasing my heat tolerance
36:00 <n00b> i like to progressively increase the strength toward the end of the meal 
36:00 <n00b> end with a bang 
37:00 <n00b> the hot sauce is just a bit to hot to go from start to finish with 
37:00 <Picard>  if u just lost 50kgs you been eating more than------>   <@Serenity> the lemon and herbs was al i could eat before 
37:00 <Serenity> that doesnt even make sense you stupid fat potato
37:00 <Meme^King> i think it was an attempt at humour
38:00 <Picard> lollllllllllllllllll
38:00 <Maurice> First thing I see when I join is you being a giant twonk
38:00 <Meme^King> wb picard missed you
38:00 <Picard> thanks Meme^King
38:00 <Maurice> Your aim will improve, Meme^King, have faith
39:00 <Meme^King> i accidentally jizzed on myself last night
39:00 <Meme^King> my aim is terrible
39:00 <Picard> Maurice wtf is a twonk?
39:00 <Serenity> hes obsessed with how much weight ive lost its fucking creepy
39:00 <Serenity> i think hes jealous
39:00 <Picard> obsessed lol
39:00 <British^Meat> its dementia
39:00 <Picard> im worried
39:00 <Meme^King> picard has been wanting to fuck you for at least the past 3 years
39:00 <Picard> for your poor partner
39:00 <Serenity> no you're a stupid fat fuckhead who thinks hes trolling lol
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Maurice> Why would you be worried for her partner
40:00 <Maurice> Otherwise known as her husband..
40:00 <Picard> the chic who was over 130kgs abusing people about weight 
40:00 <Serenity> key point picardo was.
40:00 <Meme^King> *was*
40:00 <Serenity> something you wont ever get to say
40:00 <Meme^King> you're still a fat fuck
40:00 <Meme^King> haha
41:00 <Maurice> I'd say most of that weight was in her giant bazoongas
41:00 <Meme^King> still is
41:00 <Serenity> hahaha
41:00 <Picard> still makes u over 70ksg, and 5ft tall thats still pretty big 
41:00 <Serenity> yeah =/
41:00 <Maurice> 5ft!
41:00 <Maurice> Lol
41:00 <Serenity> actually i have a healthy bmi
41:00 <Serenity> try again fat stuff
41:00 <breaker> FaT sTuFf
42:00 <breaker> Hi faux, How's it going babes?
42:00 <Maurice> Speaking of 5 ft tall
42:00 <Maurice> Hi faux
42:00 <breaker> Lori.
42:00 <couleurs> Picard have you ever thought about being Alf's stunt double on Home & Away
42:00 <Maurice> Dave.
42:00 <Serenity> keep trying picard you might say something relevant one day tubs
42:00 <faux> hi mo
42:00 <breaker> lol @ TubZ
42:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
42:00 <Picard> lol @ Serenity
42:00 <Meme^King> ok time to go watch some tv ropes bye lovers
43:00 <Meme^King> also faux stop talking about me ty
43:00 <breaker> loooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
43:00 <couleurs> Bye Momo
43:00 <Serenity> only one being laughed at here is you picard
43:00 <breaker> TUBZ!!!1111
43:00 <faux> idgi Meme^King 
43:00 <couleurs> me 2
43:00 <Picard> wouldnt think so, you keep thinking that if it makes u happey
44:00 <Serenity> i dont need to think it you idiot lol
45:00 <Doodle> another day in paradise
45:00 <Maurice> You and me in paradiseeee
46:00 <Picard> <couleurs> Picard have you ever thought about being Alf's stunt double on Home & Away   <---wtf?
46:00 <faux> llllol
47:00 <Maurice> Alf would have more fans
47:00 <Maurice> And more hair
47:00 <TheRiddler> anyone want some apple crumble
47:00 <faux> less starch
47:00 <TheRiddler> ?
47:00 <couleurs> :)
47:00 <faux> no
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh
47:00 <Picard> not hard having more hair
47:00 <faux> im havin souo
47:00 <faux> soup
47:00 <MrDanger> I prefer souo
47:00 <breaker> Picard, What kind of polish do you use for the top of your head?
48:00 <TheRiddler> is that all you having?
48:00 <faux> shh
48:00 <faux> yeah
48:00 <Picard> turtle wax
48:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of soup
48:00 <faux> lentil
48:00 <breaker> that's for cars.
48:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
48:00 <faux> lemon garlic potato and spinach
48:00 <Picard> works well on my head
48:00 <TheRiddler> cool
48:00 <faux> oui
48:00 <TheRiddler> sounds delish
48:00 <faux> tis
50:00 <MrDanger> Poop
52:00 <MrDanger> Gruen is back
52:00 <MrDanger> Huzzah
56:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
56:00 <MrDanger> Good evening squire
56:00 <georgeandwell> scarn on 
57:00 <MrDanger> Farkin nuffink
59:00 <georgeandwell> alrightie
59:00 <MrDanger> Yeahboi
03:00 <georgeandwell> lookibg foe some grls here to give me bj
08:00 <Picard> georgeandwell what will she do after 15seconds?
08:00 <georgeandwell> lloking for a grl 4 bloejib
09:00 <georgeandwell> picard thats up to her m8
10:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13900323_10154440569698478_8196459693318426972_n.png?oh=425c1ba89ae8393db5371e369959ae47&oe=585D66D5
10:00 <TheRiddler> for amsy
10:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13912366_10154440569358478_1314034655158706375_n.png?oh=1dd905181556429c5317eaf152e88bc3&oe=581AEF6B
11:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13669688_10154440569928478_6724184132381670477_n.png?oh=b406268918afed600b1ba27ae9511ba0&oe=5813AC28
13:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <faux> lol we're watching legend of Tarzan 
18:00 <faux> and my sissy is freaking out at tge giant gorillas 
20:00 <georgeandwell> hi
21:00 <georgeandwell> hows it goin
21:00 <georgeandwell> m8
22:00 <Serenity> awwww sissyyy
22:00 <Serenity> is okkk
23:00 <faux> loll
23:00 <faux> shes like
23:00 <faux> NO BIG MONKEY
24:00 <faux> saw the doc tonight for  checkup lmao and she was helping him check my blood pressure 
24:00 <Klutch> i hope you have cancer
24:00 <faux> hes like do u wanna become a doctor shes like no i go ballet school
25:00 <georgeandwell> is she a jew
25:00 <faux> lordy why even try to have a conversation
25:00 <faux> retards everywhere 
25:00 <Serenity> yeah no shit
26:00 <Serenity> and lol @ ballet
26:00 <faux> anyway 
27:00 <couleurs> good story
27:00 <faux> tenks
27:00 <couleurs> Dr got OwNeD
27:00 <faux> n u
28:00 <couleurs> nm bit busy FiFa n netflix n food
28:00 <GoldSpade> mh
29:00 <faux> nice 1
29:00 <Klutch> m8
29:00 <faux> r u winning
30:00 <Klutch> take a chill pill
30:00 <GoldSpade> what does faux mean
30:00 <Klutch> have a spliff
30:00 <couleurs> yeaaaa
30:00 <GoldSpade> faux?
30:00 <faux> and stay out
31:00 <Klutch> u need a good dickin or something
31:00 <Klutch> have some xanies
31:00 <Klutch> chill da fux out brah
31:00 <amelia> BaN
31:00 <Klutch> y u want me gone bby :(
31:00 <faux> good lord
32:00 <Klutch> ive done nothing but love you amelia
32:00 <amelia> :((((((((((
32:00 <faux> go away
32:00 <GoldSpade> what does your name mean
32:00 <MrDanger> Amen
32:00 <faux> hi dangerous dude
32:00 <faux> how u bean
33:00 <couleurs> can u ben GoldSpud 2 
33:00 <GoldSpade> huh
33:00 <faux> ye
34:00 <faux> i wish i could ban them all
34:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13873002_10154848375561840_8449213578549153428_n.jpg?oh=1aa4054d8b4b30ead3dacda07c76009b&oe=5815138C
34:00 <GoldSpade> why do you want me to be GoldSpud2 couleurs?
34:00 <faux> wow
34:00 <faux> dum
34:00 <Serenity> hnng
35:00 <couleurs> c wot i mean
35:00 <TheRiddler> doo eett
35:00 <Serenity> 1
36:00 <couleurs> 2
36:00 <TheRiddler> we'll all look the other way
36:00 <TheRiddler> faux ban you? I didn't see that
36:00 <Serenity> i seen nuffin
36:00 <couleurs> ben them all like a pokemen
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
37:00 <TheRiddler> good
37:00 <TheRiddler> pupmelia what's doin
37:00 <breaker> looooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
38:00 <breaker> OWNED CUNT
38:00 <Serenity> oh relax lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> who says that anymore
38:00 <Serenity> made jelly and fruit cups with the kids now i want to eat 23423423 of them
38:00 <breaker> Your mum.
39:00 <TheRiddler> yummy
39:00 <faux> OIX
39:00 <faux> pix
39:00 <Serenity> that means getting up
39:00 <Serenity> cbf
39:00 <faux> oh
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <couleurs> Mmmm. Jelly.
45:00 <couleurs> Huzzah
47:00 <faux> lmao
49:00 <Serenity> i might do some for me tomorrow with the diet jelly yum
49:00 <couleurs> Jelly Toasties.
53:00 <Serenity> i will find a way to make that work
53:00 <faux> in between franch toast
54:00 <couleurs> HAM N JELLY CROSSY
56:00 <nubbymcnu> i want turtle sprinkler
56:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/fxDhhl7.jpg
00:00 <TheRiddler> blastoise
01:00 <couleurs> good 1
02:00 <xm> im blastoise intolerant
02:00 <couleurs> :o
02:00 <couleurs> Bombshell
02:00 <xm> workies getting 100/100 unlimited
02:00 <xm> XDDDDDDDDD
03:00 <couleurs> SiK
03:00 <Serenity> i just upgraded to unlimited today thank god
03:00 <xm> how much you paying per month, Serenity ?
03:00 <Serenity> 99
03:00 <xm> mostly movies and tv shows?
03:00 <Serenity> for 100/40 and home phone
03:00 <Serenity> yer mostly, kids youtube a lot
04:00 <xm> youthtube
04:00 <couleurs> yea i'm on the same plan.........
04:00 <faux> whats 100/40
04:00 <couleurs> r we neighbers..........
04:00 <faux> teach me im dim
04:00 <faux> dum
04:00 <Serenity> 100mb download 40mb upload
04:00 <faux> oh
05:00 <couleurs> aka real nbn
05:00 <Serenity> fttp reprezent
05:00 <xm> now ill just upload all my fAmoUS youtube videos @ work!!
05:00 <xm> 10hours of austnet trolling
05:00 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <couleurs> lol @ 25/1 "nbn" welcome 2 the future every bodey
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <couleurs> i can't believe we don't have anything higher yet
06:00 <couleurs> 500/500 pls
07:00 <Serenity> probably wont for a long time with out gov
07:00 <Serenity> our
07:00 <couleurs> yea it's been stuck for years
07:00 <Serenity> 'No one ever needs faster internet than 25mb' - tone abot
07:00 <Picard> bigger issues before we get faster internet
08:00 <Picard> did green win?
08:00 <Serenity> fucks sake now picards gonna start ranting about the dole and immigrants
08:00 <Serenity> zz
08:00 <Clarkson> you must be able to tell how fucked up i am with all this homsexuality shit on for months and months and then interpsered with all this women shit
08:00 <Meme^King> its ok dont worry im back
08:00 <Meme^King> i will defuse this situation
08:00 <Picard> lol Meme^King
08:00 <couleurs> Picard always talks boreing things
08:00 <Picard> why the nic change?
08:00 <Meme^King> are you seriously askign that?
09:00 <Meme^King> i have had 93 nicks in 2 years
09:00 <Picard> why u hiding?
09:00 <Meme^King> also because amsy called me the meme king
09:00 <Meme^King> and i thought it was a good name
09:00 <Picard> ok
09:00 <Meme^King> so i chose it
09:00 <Serenity> who the fucks hiding
09:00 <Meme^King> picard is being a retard its ok
09:00 <Meme^King> dont stress
09:00 <Picard> the illegals
09:00 <Picard> deport them all
11:00 <TheRiddler> I'm forever without picard's stupidity
11:00 <Picard> our grandchildren will become the refugees
11:00 <TheRiddler> because I cant remove the ignore for some reason
11:00 <Meme^King> lucky
11:00 <Meme^King> hihi k9
11:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
11:00 <Picard> lie TheRiddler
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
11:00 <TheRiddler> not much here
11:00 <TheRiddler> you?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> nursing a broken knee!
12:00 <TheRiddler> I was meant to build a bookcase with doors today
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> (ok feels like it)
12:00 <TheRiddler> oh no
12:00 <TheRiddler> oh
12:00 <TheRiddler> what did you do to it
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> I fell over … and it was raining… and yeah
13:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
13:00 <Meme^King> ouch
13:00 <TheRiddler> that sux
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… sucked! 
13:00 <Serenity> ouchh falling on your knee is the worst
13:00 <TheRiddler> did you get it checked out?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i haven’t fallen over in a bazillion years.. when it rains, it pours lol
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw… i’m just hobbling around 
14:00 <TheRiddler> ok
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> just a massive graze… and brusied
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways...
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you guys seen a tv series called preacher?
16:00 <Meme^King> lol
16:00 <Meme^King> i was just watching that
16:00 <Meme^King> no word of a lie
16:00 <Maurice> Fuck your knee, that would have jolted your belly majorly :/
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it’s pretty good dem, aye!
16:00 <Meme^King> it is pretty awesome
16:00 <Meme^King> my mate at work has been telling me to watch it for ages
17:00 <Meme^King> only got around to getting it last night
17:00 <Meme^King> its pretty great
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah maurice.. my mum was like… OMG OMG you need to get your tummy checked
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like naw mum its all good…. 
17:00 <Maurice> Phew, aslong as you havent done anything to it
17:00 <Meme^King> i just finished the ep where the oil boss gets "converted"
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> doesn’t hurt and i’d know if a stich came out or undone or whatever it it they do 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ve only seen the first ep dem!
18:00 <Meme^King> oh
18:00 <Meme^King> in that case i will stfu
18:00 <Meme^King> but yes
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> I assume converted is turn into a vam
18:00 <Meme^King> it's really good :P
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> vamp
18:00 <Meme^King> neg
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
18:00 <Serenity> please watch stranger things
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES! I started to
18:00 <Serenity> i loved it
18:00 <Serenity> has such a retro vibe to it
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then i was like.. ah…. is this thing going to be a scary alien
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it was late at night and i wa slike… um naw
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <Serenity> hahaha
19:00 <Serenity> its not that scary once you get into it
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the genere was ‘horror’ so i was like if i see something scary as fuck i won’t sleep and i needs me sleep atm :P
19:00 <Clarkson> napoleon vandalised the fuck out of them
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it ‘scary’ tho?
20:00 <Serenity> i dont think its scary
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok horror queen!
20:00 <Serenity> suspensful I guess I would say but not scary
20:00 <faux> NO SPOILERS
20:00 <faux> ILL KILL U ALL DED
20:00 <Serenity> yes im trying ok
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> in terms of someone who hates suspense stuff…. 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <Meme^King> hihi fox
20:00 <Serenity> we're watching it through again so ShadowLurker can see it
20:00 <faux> hi
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahh
20:00 <couleurs> yea stranger things rox
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i should watch it with hubby…
21:00 <couleurs> we're gonna finish it tonight
21:00 <Serenity> i thought i would hate it and then i watched the entire season in one day rofl
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> but we’re watching animal farm tv series which is good
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooh i love binge watching
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think it’s called animal farm
21:00 <Picard> i want the new season of Prison Break
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
22:00 <couleurs> you're the only 1 Picard 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:00 <Serenity> loll
22:00 <couleurs> #lel
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> #^5
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh in other news…. me kid got an award at school
22:00 <Serenity> oooh clever girl
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> #proud parental moment
22:00 <Picard> http://www.snappytv.com/tc/2505896/1297956
22:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching something called little busters
23:00 <Picard> fuck off prison break is good
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no, is it porn riddler?
23:00 <Clarkson> I'll fucking smash that cone over ur fucking head
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> no
23:00 <Serenity> calm down clarko
23:00 <TheRiddler> it's anime
23:00 <Clarkson> women's value is dependent upon their looks, which is easily protrayed in real life, hence when they're on the internet they have no value, ergo: tits or gtfo
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> who said that lol
23:00 <Serenity> lemme see if i can find
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ergo: dick or gtfo!
24:00 <TheRiddler> take bets
24:00 <TheRiddler> I bet partay
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> some pretentious fuck
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> (lol if it was me!)
24:00 <Serenity> probably skirmish
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Also… ive created a monster...
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> (non human)
25:00 <Serenity> boob monster?
25:00 <Serenity> oh
25:00 <Doodle> ergo, vis a vis: TITS
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha… naw the boob thing isn’t happening as much as i’d like… so it’s getting fucked off soon
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle!
25:00 <Serenity> <argon> women's value is dependent upon their looks, which is easily protrayed in real life, hence when they're on the internet they have no value, ergo: tits or gtfo
25:00 <Doodle> hai2u katatonic_kate01
25:00 <TheRiddler> who is argon
26:00 <Serenity> no idea
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> how you doin’ doodle!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> a pretentious fuck
26:00 <Doodle> stuffed but good thx u?
26:00 <Serenity> 2012 could have been anyone
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> THIS BOY IS A BOTTOM!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> congras on coming out doodle
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
26:00 <Doodle> O_o
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
27:00 <Serenity> ha
27:00 <TheRiddler> isn't that 1 of blitzkriegs nicks
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Anyways…. the early childhood centre in me area organises mother’s group...
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was told that i couldn’t attend as im a 2nd time mum
27:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/THEFATJEWISH/videos/1015340941891802/
27:00 <Serenity> lol wot
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> So i posted on a locat group bout it and asked if anyone wanted to catch up locally
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> 9000 mums are like yeah lets catch up
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ive created a fucking monster!
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah local EC centre are like NO MOTHERS GROUP FOR YOU!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> some old cunty nurse
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> then i phoned back a week later and said…. yeah this happened…. blah blah and the nice nurse was like come on such and such date
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> meanwhile… mum + bub horde are looming in me local area
30:00 <TheRiddler> catch up in maccas
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw…. 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had a bad cheese burger experience that made me almost spew
32:00 <TheRiddler> oh
32:00 <TheRiddler> make it nandos
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't had nandos in ages
34:00 <Picard> katatonic_kate01 you should chew it, not swallow it whole
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> nanods… oh ew
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even sure they have em in NSW
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> so should you picard
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya wife’s clit/dick that is
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> *chortles*
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <faux> NANODS
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya nan OD’s
54:00 <MatthewRobertson> katatonic_kate01. Hi
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do you want?
54:00 <MatthewRobertson> Ice
54:00 <MatthewRobertson> Got an ice hit?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh wow…. you have really fried your brain, right!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> I love the daily confirmation! Thank you!
55:00 <MatthewRobertson> katatonic_kate01 I'm thinking an ice hit, then some vegemite on toast... What do you think?
55:00 <MatthewRobertson> vegemite
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored. Is what I think - shit cunt!
56:00 <Clarkson> ahhh fuck i hate this song
56:00 <MatthewRobertson> the ever classy katatonic_kate01
57:00 <MatthewRobertson> I might follow it up with a little youtube
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> so many shit cunts, so little time
57:00 <faux> zzz
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> in time, i hope they all fuck off 
58:00 <Doodle> bloody hell
58:00 <faux> 22:58] -MatthewRobertson-: such a hero for someone who cant go out in public alone due to 'anxiety' LOOOLLLLLL
58:00 <faux> lol.
59:00 <Doodle> i have to put clothes on and go into town and buy cat food
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> shit cunts :|
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> no go naked doodle and take pics for me aye
59:00 <Doodle> ew
59:00 <Serenity> HUHU KATE U WANT SUM VEGIMYT?
59:00 <Serenity> fucks sak
59:00 <Serenity> e
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Doodle> also its 6 degrees
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice ice ice…. 
00:00 <faux> looooollllllllllllll mental illness
00:00 <faux> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
00:00 <GoldSpade> flaka flaka flaka
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did youtube vids 9 bzilllion years ago
00:00 <Serenity> god rofl
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and would have deleted em if i actually cared
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
00:00 <faux> yeah i couldnr step foot out my front door 6 years ago
00:00 <faux> hilarious
00:00 <GoldSpade> dont do flakka kate
01:00 <GoldSpade> dont do
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> gold, SMD
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux! you’re ze best!
01:00 <Serenity> faux is killin it haha
01:00 <faux> i should prob go before i ban half of austnet
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> love it
01:00 <faux> soz sez
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no please do
01:00 <[Maverick]> ello sweethearts 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ban the cunta
01:00 <Serenity> dont be soz
01:00 <faux> really cbf tonight
01:00 <Serenity> theyre dickheads
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> good!
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you not be fucked every night, please lol
02:00 <faux> thyre all stuck in the past
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> they smoke ice *chortles*
02:00 <faux> they can smoke my dik
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… dont offer aye
02:00 <Serenity> even if it wasnt in the past
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> they prob will
02:00 <Serenity> its not funny lol
02:00 <faux> is that actually darct
02:00 <faux> darcy
02:00 <Serenity> its just shit no one cares about
03:00 <Clarkson> i have sex to windowlicker
03:00 <Serenity> and yep tahts darc
03:00 <faux> or someone using his nick
03:00 <faux> ok good
03:00 <faux> hi darcy
03:00 <[Maverick]> hey faux 
03:00 <faux> hows it
03:00 <Serenity> his nick went green and hes in a chan only he paul and me know the pw too
03:00 <[Maverick]> yeah, I am just a bit wasted to remember my pass 
03:00 <[Maverick]> haha yeah I am pretty cruisy
03:00 <faux> lol okies
04:00 <faux> fuck i just got comfy abd nowci needa piss
04:00 <Serenity> i just made tea with a lemon slice in
04:00 <faux> nom
05:00 <n00b> you and your lemon and herbs :P 
05:00 <faux> 10x better than that fucking lemsip  crap
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm that’d be nice
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> but hot choc is the best 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i read the hot choc instructions… 2 TEASPOONS ….
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive been putting 2 TABLE SPOONS
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> no wonder it tastes amazing
06:00 <Serenity> LOL
06:00 <Serenity> like milo says two teaspoons
06:00 <faux> yum
06:00 <Serenity> sorry i dont think so.
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> 46 cal my ass.. i knew it was too good to be true
06:00 <Serenity> bahahahaha
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> having said that I haven’t eaten any chocolate  in 2 weeks 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a block of choc
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> and there has been a block in the fridge for bout 2 weeks...
07:00 <Serenity> i had the tiniest slice of cake the other day
07:00 <Serenity> i swear it was like 3mm thick rofl
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUM!
07:00 <Serenity> but so so worth it
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> husband better buy me cake
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a good one
08:00 <doctor> princess cake is delicious
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> or his life will not be worth living
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> and flowers….
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think i need flowers
08:00 <Serenity> what is princess cake
09:00 <doctor> its the cake with sponge, cream, jam and that thick green or pink icing
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> WEIRD
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> sprinkles
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> please say sprinkles
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg i think that can be me new nick
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <Serenity> that sounds delicious
21:00 <Serenity> rofll
21:00 <Serenity> you must be the guy from coles picard is convinced him seeing
22:00 <Maurice> Makes sense if SezziesSideDude is, his prices are down down
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <SezziesSideDude> LOL 
23:00 <SezziesSideDude> pance* 
24:00 <sprinkles> THAT’S WHY SHE LOST ALL THE WEIGHT
24:00 <sprinkles> !
24:00 <sprinkles> mind blown!
24:00 <Serenity> hahaha
24:00 <Serenity> first he started with that
24:00 <Serenity> now he just gives me shit for how much ive lost
24:00 <Serenity> i think hes jelly
25:00 <sprinkles> totally
25:00 <sprinkles> what a moron!
25:00 <Doodle> so glad i decided to go and buy cat food
25:00 <TheRiddler> his wife wont do the same
25:00 <Doodle> he sniffed it and went outside
25:00 <Serenity> imagine him and his wife sweating all over eat other like fermenting potatoes
25:00 <Serenity> vomit
25:00 <sprinkles> lol @ doodle
25:00 <sprinkles> lil shit
25:00 <Serenity> rofl doodle
25:00 <Clarkson> haha yep I'm ugly fuck it
25:00 <Doodle> like great white blotchy walruses
26:00 <sprinkles> oh VOMIT serenity
26:00 <TheRiddler> that night vodka was made
26:00 <sprinkles> bahhhhahaha
26:00 <Doodle> like overupholstered trembling pork mountains
26:00 <sprinkles> vom
26:00 <sprinkles> im trying to enjoy me 46 cal hot choc here
26:00 <Serenity> roflll
26:00 <sprinkles> and you’re attempting to make me vom! STOP!
27:00 <Doodle> yuck 
27:00 <sprinkles> it’s delish OK!
27:00 <Doodle> 46 calorie hot choc
27:00 <sprinkles> it’s that or dust
27:00 <Doodle> so dish water
27:00 <Serenity> can i just melt some chocolate into a up and drink it
27:00 <Doodle> yes
27:00 <sprinkles> yes
27:00 <Doodle> but it wont be 46 cals
27:00 <TheRiddler> yes
27:00 <sprinkles> lol
27:00 <Serenity> more like 4600
27:00 <sprinkles> lol prob
27:00 <sprinkles> but worth it 
27:00 <TheRiddler> lindt hot choc is just chocolate you melt into a cup
28:00 <Serenity> id end up just pouring hot milk into the tin
28:00 <sprinkles> oliver brown do the best hot choc
28:00 <Doodle> oliver pansoff
28:00 <sprinkles> yeah…no
28:00 <Doodle> oliver spreadeagled
28:00 <sprinkles> im never having sex again
28:00 <Doodle> loooooool
28:00 <sprinkles> :P
29:00 <sprinkles> shut up!
29:00 <Doodle> dont lie
29:00 <Doodle> you're having it off right now
29:00 <sprinkles> the doc keeps asking me about what I plan to do regarding contraception 
29:00 <Serenity> rofl
29:00 <Doodle> alligator shit
29:00 <sprinkles> i keep telling her i plan on never having sex again.. and she laughs
29:00 <Doodle> thats what the egyptians used and you're into all that hippy shit
30:00 <sprinkles> im not getting gator poo in my vag
30:00 <Doodle> its amazing how well a contraceptive jamming shit in your cooch is
30:00 <sprinkles> i’ll just have sex on a full moon then pray to the moon god for no babies
30:00 <sprinkles> DUH
30:00 <Serenity> have sex standing up you cant get preg
30:00 <Serenity> obv
30:00 <Doodle> [23:30] <sprinkles> i’ll just have sex in a full moon up the bum and no babies
31:00 <sprinkles> gawd… steve isnt a weight lifter
31:00 <sprinkles> lucky me side dude is!
31:00 <Meme^King> ok im back calm down
31:00 <Serenity> roooooofl
31:00 <Doodle> is he a side dude or an INside dude
31:00 <Doodle> yaknowmsayn
31:00 <Serenity> i should start randomly talking about a 'guy' that i see regularly in front of picard
32:00 <Serenity> he will blow his carrot apart
32:00 <sprinkles> EXACTLY
32:00 <Doodle> i see a guy regularly
32:00 <sprinkles> doodle!
32:00 <Doodle> he sells me petrol
32:00 <sprinkles> pics!
32:00 <Doodle> his name is sandeep
32:00 <Doodle> or rajnish
32:00 <Doodle> or something
32:00 <Serenity> rofl
32:00 <Doodle> geoff
32:00 <Serenity> hashmire
32:00 <sprinkles> yeah nice
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Doodle> COME GIVE ME LOTS OF KISS
32:00 <sprinkles> I need to get me licence
32:00 <Meme^King> yes
32:00 <Meme^King> and do skids
33:00 <sprinkles> I said to the husband i might get it in the next 6 months - he jjust laughed at me :(
33:00 <Doodle> i might get it in the next 6 months
33:00 <Doodle> but i doubt it
33:00 <sprinkles> i can punch him in the balls, right
33:00 <Doodle> omg kate
33:00 <Doodle> i have 3 assessments due in 3 weeks
33:00 <Doodle> kill me
33:00 <sprinkles> haw haw
33:00 <sprinkles> on what
33:00 <Doodle> i just submitted one today 2 weeks early so i have time to do the rest
34:00 <sprinkles> dude! I have 1 subject left and then me degree is complete
34:00 <Doodle> umm
34:00 <Doodle> onice
34:00 <sprinkles> Oh early - you nerd :P
34:00 <Doodle> i have a marketing report, a reflection report and a market research paper to do
34:00 <sprinkles> im looking into do me masters *gulps*
34:00 <Doodle> i wont be doing any more study after this lol
34:00 <sprinkles> OH i hate reflection shit
34:00 <Clarkson> could also mean dick
34:00 <sprinkles> dick reflection, clarky
34:00 <Clarkson> thatd be a pretty nice place to fuck your cousin aye
34:00 <Doodle> i still have 2 more subjects next trimester
34:00 <sprinkles> um no
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol wtf
35:00 <sprinkles> then you’re finished!
35:00 <Doodle> ye!
35:00 <TheRiddler> cool
35:00 <sprinkles> then you can make up a markeiting plan for me to score dick pics on ere?
35:00 <Doodle> then i can be a consultant or some made up bullshit and charge ppl $200ph
35:00 <TheRiddler> watching fresh prince
35:00 <Doodle> oh
35:00 <Doodle> or that
35:00 <sprinkles> lol
35:00 <Doodle> u need to think about your positioning strategy
36:00 <sprinkles> yeah…..
36:00 <Doodle> like doggy or missionary
36:00 <sprinkles> pref erect
36:00 <sprinkles> LOL
36:00 <Doodle> ehehe
37:00 <sprinkles> speaking of fucked
37:00 <Meme^King> hardly
37:00 <sprinkles> my knee ! It hurts more now!
37:00 <sprinkles> i have endone …. !
37:00 <Meme^King> who'd you have to con for that?
37:00 <Serenity> umm
37:00 <Serenity> tak it
37:00 <Meme^King> they wont give me that for my back
37:00 <Doodle> kendone
37:00 <Serenity> you just need to take a c/section
38:00 <Serenity> er have
38:00 <Meme^King> lol
38:00 <sprinkles> they won’t give it out if you’ve had fucking major surgery
38:00 <Clarkson> mayhem is the reason I don't agree with gay people
38:00 <sprinkles> cunts
38:00 <Serenity> they wouldnt give me any good drugs after i left hosp pricks
38:00 <Doodle> they gave it to me while i was waiting for surg
38:00 <sprinkles> 10 tables after a c/secton
38:00 <Doodle> for 18 months
38:00 <Doodle> endone panadeine forte and prednisolone
38:00 <sprinkles> yeah…. you must have been in a world of pain doodle
38:00 <Doodle> and weed
38:00 <Doodle> and anything else they would let me have
38:00 <Serenity> i want those little morphine tabs they gave me with my oxy in hosp
39:00 <Serenity> i was off my dial
39:00 <sprinkles> lol
39:00 <Doodle> lol i woke up from surg and never used the morphine
39:00 <sprinkles> the endone is morph…. 
39:00 <Doodle> after the surg i was off it all completely
39:00 <TheRiddler> you'll have to get drugs off your sidedealer
39:00 <sprinkles> SIDE DEALER
39:00 <sprinkles> YAS
39:00 <sprinkles> i;m loving this side business
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <Serenity> endone is oxy
40:00 <sprinkles> and ill have a side of cake
40:00 <sprinkles> i didn’t think it was
40:00 <Serenity> which metabolises into mophine, they gave me long acting morphine and oxy at the same time
40:00 <Doodle> theyre all opiates they metabolise as morphine
40:00 <TheRiddler> loll
40:00 <Doodle> ye
40:00 <Serenity> endone is just the brand of oxycodone
40:00 <Meme^King> i wonder if this 62 year old mum got pregnant from fucking or if she cheated and got sperm injected into her
40:00 <sprinkles> ah
40:00 <Clarkson> [08:29:17] do ya wanna feel this shit
40:00 <Doodle> oxycontin, hillbilly heroin
40:00 <sprinkles> YES 62 year old……
41:00 <sprinkles> she had IVF
41:00 <Meme^King> oh
41:00 <Meme^King> im only watching it now
41:00 <sprinkles> (i think)
41:00 <sprinkles> same lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> what is this?
41:00 <Doodle> she roade a turkey baster into the sunset
41:00 <Meme^King> haha
41:00 <Serenity> yuck
41:00 <TheRiddler> preacher or stranger things?
41:00 <sprinkles> lol
41:00 <sprinkles> preacher!
41:00 <Serenity> what
41:00 <TheRiddler> oh
41:00 <sprinkles> no do both
41:00 <Meme^King> lol
41:00 <Meme^King> preacher
41:00 <Meme^King> definitely
41:00 <Doodle> ok brb i have 2 let me cat sit on me
41:00 <Serenity> theyre not talking about a tv show
42:00 <sprinkles> would you honestly have a kid @ 62
42:00 <Serenity> the 62 year old is rl
42:00 <TheRiddler> right
42:00 <Meme^King> i am never having a kid ever
42:00 <Meme^King> fuck that
42:00 <sprinkles> must have been smoking ice
42:00 <sprinkles> yeah dont dem
42:00 <Meme^King> having to be responsible for a living thing for 16 years
42:00 <sprinkles> lol
42:00 <Serenity> 18
42:00 <Meme^King> im hardly responsible for myself
42:00 <sprinkles> oh 16 you could get away wif
43:00 <Serenity> you're still legally responcible for the cunts even if they move out lol
43:00 <Meme^King> yeah
43:00 <TheRiddler> 16 if you put enough time into them
43:00 <Meme^King> if i ended up with a baby i'd probably leave it in the bush somewhere
43:00 <Meme^King> let the dingos raise it
43:00 <sprinkles> like the 16 yr old cod be like.. oh i cant live with me mum and dad can i get austudy… and move out
43:00 <sprinkles> lol
43:00 <Serenity> i did that
43:00 <Serenity> but legally if anything really badly goes wrong its still your problem
43:00 <sprinkles> so could get rid of em at 16
44:00 <sprinkles> oh yeah
44:00 <sprinkles> but you just leave the country
44:00 <sprinkles> lol
44:00 <Serenity> sorry im dead
44:00 <Serenity> cant help you
44:00 <sprinkles> yep
44:00 <sprinkles> auto reply email
44:00 <Meme^King> meels never told me what my issue was earlier
44:00 <sprinkles> LOL
44:00 <Meme^King> i think she still has the hots for me
44:00 <sprinkles> obv dem
44:00 <Serenity> what happened
45:00 <Meme^King> she was like "i know waht your issue is" and when i asked she never replied
45:00 <Meme^King> i think her heart is torn
45:00 <Serenity> ohh
45:00 <Serenity> you eat too much take away
45:00 <Serenity> thats ur issue
45:00 <Meme^King> haha
45:00 <sprinkles> LOL
45:00 <sprinkles> just too much nacho
45:00 <sprinkles> s
45:00 <Meme^King> i dont actually
45:00 <Meme^King> i did shopping remember
45:00 <Serenity> I do like my new one though
45:00 <Meme^King> enough food for two weeks
45:00 <Meme^King> er
45:00 <Meme^King> two months
46:00 <sprinkles> lord
46:00 <TheRiddler> I thought it because you shit your pants
46:00 <Serenity> i have a diet pill addiction and a lapband these days
46:00 <Serenity> i enjoy that one
46:00 <sprinkles> bahahahaha
46:00 <sprinkles> ive still got a WHOLE box of duromine
46:00 <sprinkles> it’s a fun phase for a month
46:00 <sprinkles> off in lah lah land
46:00 <Serenity> I had planned on going to get some a year ago and it never happened
46:00 <Serenity> i think i remember talking to you about it actually
46:00 <sprinkles> with enough energy to …. build 900 hourses
46:00 <TheRiddler> you'll just have to record more swish pants vids
47:00 <sprinkles> houses**
47:00 <sprinkles> it’s pretty epic
47:00 <Meme^King> if she wants more swish pants videos she needs to give me her number for whatsapp
47:00 <Serenity> i need someone to drag me to the shower
48:00 <sprinkles> your cat!
48:00 <sprinkles> pretend it’s battle cat
49:00 <Serenity> useless cats
49:00 <sprinkles> lol
49:00 <Serenity> theyve been sleeping for about 39 hours
49:00 <sprinkles> oh i wish i could sleep for 39 hours
49:00 <sprinkles> me mum has been down for 8909 weeks
50:00 <sprinkles> and has been sick the last week :|
50:00 <Serenity> oh gross
50:00 <Serenity> send her home
50:00 <sprinkles> and goes home tomoz
50:00 <sprinkles> :|
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <sprinkles> *shakes fist*
50:00 <MrDanger> Poop
51:00 <sprinkles> please don’t
51:00 <Meme^King> little bits of fluid flying around indescriminately
51:00 <MrDanger> Hot stuff
51:00 <Meme^King> i know right
51:00 <sprinkles> wow - look out ladies!
52:00 <Meme^King> actually ended up getting some on myself not long ago
52:00 <Serenity> you make me fucking dick Meme^King you POS
52:00 <Meme^King> fapped and forgot about it, then an hour later i fapped again without cleaning up
52:00 <Serenity> wow.
52:00 <Serenity> nice time for that typo
52:00 <Serenity> ty hands
52:00 <Meme^King> ended up with dick juice on me
52:00 <Meme^King> :/
52:00 <sprinkles> is it frowned upon if you use some toilet paper to stop the …. fluid flying around? 
52:00 <Meme^King> nah
52:00 <Meme^King> i was just being lazy
52:00 <Meme^King> i normally shower after a good fap
53:00 <Serenity> i wish i was a dude
53:00 <sprinkles> oh das not pee
53:00 <Meme^King> now that i have a shower i can actually stand up in
53:00 <Serenity> masturbating would be so much better as a man
53:00 <sprinkles> lol ya reckon
53:00 <MrDanger> I dunno
53:00 <sprinkles> women have better orgasms
53:00 <Meme^King> have to agree there
53:00 <Serenity> we've got this tiny little button to stimulate
53:00 <Meme^King> ladygasms are much more involved
53:00 <Serenity> theyve got a whole shaft.. or in some cases a whole peanut
53:00 <Serenity> but still
53:00 <sprinkles> lol
54:00 <sprinkles> i just think it would be different
54:00 <sprinkles> (duh)
54:00 <Meme^King> its always easy to tell a faker from a legit
54:00 <Serenity> i always thought it should be easy to tell the diff
55:00 <Serenity> but guys seem to not know? or dont care i dunno
55:00 <Meme^King> probably both
55:00 <sprinkles> lol
55:00 <Serenity> id be all
55:00 <Serenity> hey bitch
55:00 <Serenity> dont pull that fake shit on me
55:00 <Clarkson> jkl : so youre a faggot on the internet with a tough dog...
55:00 <Serenity> get to it
55:00 <MrDanger> Serenity
55:00 <sprinkles> if you’re dry and yo vagina is dusty dust bowl… prettty sure they’d know
56:00 <Meme^King> if her ladycave isnt drying to snap your dick off, you've done it wrong
56:00 <MrDanger> I hope I'm not breaking new ground when I tell you the clit isn't just the button
56:00 <SezziesSideDude> They need to call a group of squids a squad
56:00 <Serenity> and the dicks not just the part you see on the outside whats your point
57:00 <MrDanger> Mmm,  okay
57:00 <MrDanger> Not really the same thing but that's cool
57:00 <Meme^King> ive got two dicks
57:00 <sprinkles> pocs
57:00 <Meme^King> one on my pelvis and one on my head
57:00 <sprinkles> PICS
58:00 <Meme^King> ladies love it
58:00 <Meme^King> i dont think we're at that stage in our relationship k9
58:00 <Meme^King> sorry
58:00 <MrDanger> I've got a solid half a dick
58:00 <Clarkson> last time I buy anything from that fucking $2 shop
59:00 <sprinkles> yeah ive got several dicks, on the side!
59:00 <sprinkles> like serenity
59:00 <Serenity> ohh i have heaps now
59:00 <Meme^King> sezz has more dicks than she knows what to do with
59:00 <Serenity> its true
59:00 <sprinkles> exactly!
59:00 <Meme^King> well actually im sure she knows what to do with them
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