// #melbourne — 2016-04-28
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00:00:00 <Trevor> cunts fucked aye
00:02:00 <Tiggier> amelia you're back
00:02:00 <dematerialised> she never left
00:02:00 <dematerialised> she was always here
00:02:00 <amelia> haiii i went for japanese nomnomnom
00:02:00 <amelia> soso güdness
00:02:00 <TheRiddler> nice
00:03:00 <TheRiddler> are you turning japanesa
00:03:00 <amelia> ahahaha not quite sir
00:03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:06:00 <dematerialised> these after-action dominos slow-mos are incredible
00:07:00 <Serenity> mm japanese
00:08:00 <TheRiddler> the best is kaarage chicken
00:08:00 <dematerialised> katsu udon or get out
00:09:00 <TheRiddler> there's a great japanese place just north of the train station
00:09:00 <amelia> yah we had kaarage chicken
00:09:00 <dematerialised> nagoya?
00:09:00 <amelia> but it definitely wasnt the best
00:09:00 <amelia> the teriyaki was gud n the seared beef mmmmm
00:09:00 <Trevor> good docos 2 watch k go
00:10:00 <amelia> also the potato dumpling wif beef
00:10:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNa8CnC4sSU
00:10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Deadly Deception Views: 52,924 Uploader: MNK HIST Uploaded: Nov 6, 2014 Duration: 56m28s Rating: 4.76
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> yummy
00:10:00 <dematerialised> best doco
00:12:00 <Serenity> so. fucking. cold
00:12:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCvyh-h3Uxc
00:12:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/-ZMevpv7T2s
00:12:00 <faux> mm
00:12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bell Boeing V 22 Osprey Views: 3,436 Uploader: History Uploaded: Feb 3, 2015 Duration: 43m59s Rating: 4.73
00:13:00 <dematerialised> the MV-22 is awesome
00:13:00 <MrMark> penis
00:14:00 <dematerialised> i already hate those two faux
00:14:00 <Tiggier> wtf is up with this internet connection
00:14:00 <faux> lpl
00:14:00 <dematerialised> i'll lpl you in a minute
00:14:00 <faux> no dont
00:15:00 <MrMark> i blame the jews
00:15:00 <dematerialised> they blame you
00:15:00 <MrMark> its a blame game
00:15:00 <dematerialised> whoever finds the softest target wins
00:15:00 <faux> im gonna try n sleep
00:15:00 <faux> nini
00:15:00 <dematerialised> nini
00:16:00 <MrMark> sleep is overrated
00:16:00 <Tiggier> night faux
00:17:00 <Trevor> get fucked cunt
00:17:00 <Tiggier> I'm off to bed too
00:17:00 <Tiggier> night
00:17:00 <Trevor> my last shift at work i did with 0 hours sleep... so 36 hours straight
00:17:00 <dematerialised> you should keep going until you begin cardiac arrest
00:19:00 <MrMark> pussy'
01:24:00 <beehhh> http://www.witt.ac.nz/Courses/Hospitality/Diploma-in-Professional-Cookery/
01:24:00 <beehhh> i want to apply there
03:12:00 <morgoth> I survived the millenium ball
03:50:00 <morgoth> http://imgur.com/wprMBWk
05:03:00 <munted> lori
05:03:00 <munted> lori webster
05:06:00 <Bonny> .
09:33:00 <faux> bonjourrrr
09:39:00 <gs69azza> ohey
09:43:00 <^pHANTOM^> hai
09:44:00 <nevs> mornin
09:45:00 <faux> hows it goin fellas
09:46:00 <nevs> tired
09:46:00 <^pHANTOM^> good and you faux?
09:46:00 <nevs> coulda done with a few more hours
09:48:00 <faux> good ty :)
09:59:00 <^pHANTOM^> great to hear
10:53:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
11:00:00 <BlackDevil> hey baby, you looks sexy
11:05:00 <Doodle> no eddie, thats a chair
14:29:00 <Student> Greetings
14:41:00 <faux> marhaba
14:51:00 <Student> Ahlan Wa Sehlan
14:55:00 <faux> lolll
14:55:00 <faux> nice
15:10:00 <GoldSpade> too horny for you
15:22:00 <gs69azza> my legs hurt
16:50:00 <TheRon> 420
17:00:00 <monk> \m/ o_o \m/
17:01:00 <TheRon> looking thru faux's window?
17:21:00 <TheRon> hows that local sporting team doing?
17:26:00 <zaim> the wangaratta meth heads? better this year
17:31:00 <TheRon> yes!
17:41:00 <TheRon> two more suns out, prestia and risci
18:12:00 <robot> no dick pix yet
18:12:00 <Clarkson> I still need to tell her about that fucking shit too
18:13:00 <TheRon> http://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M7a22c1aaa06fcff5f40af6616c8eef93o0&pid=15.1
18:13:00 <TheRon> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Rooster_J2.jpg
18:13:00 <TheRon> there you go
18:14:00 <robot> thanks.
18:20:00 <TheRon> all saints - pure shores
18:30:00 <partay> medication time
18:30:00 <TheRon> beer?
18:34:00 <robot> sup partay
18:40:00 <TheRiddler> hai afiddlia
18:46:00 <robot> paul robinson hasn't changed in 10 years
18:46:00 <robot> the neighbours guy
18:46:00 <robot> TheRon watches neighbours every day religiously at 6.30
18:47:00 <TheRon> chicks in bikinis
18:48:00 <TheRon> it must've been love but it's over now
18:49:00 <under> hello
18:49:00 <TheRon> hi
19:10:00 <TheRon> mei works hard for the money so you'd better treat her right
19:12:00 <Mei> at least i got money MoRon
19:12:00 <faux> lol
19:12:00 <faux> MoRon
19:12:00 <TheRon> mo money mo problems
19:12:00 <faux> excellent.
19:13:00 <TheRon> all night long
19:20:00 <robot> hi everyone
19:30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
19:30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hows it garn ay?
19:30:00 <faux> get out
19:32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> said hows it garn m8
19:35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> beeh hows it garn m8
19:35:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/barbixbitch/
19:35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nsfw
19:37:00 <beehhh> ohhh
19:39:00 <beehhh> women card played by my ex to got me evicted out of that ocuntry
19:43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> beeh why u hang around underbelly m8?
19:43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ofbcourse they kick u out bro
19:45:00 <beehhh> fuck you too
19:45:00 <beehhh> my ladyboy partner is better
19:45:00 <beehhh> you been to many whorehouse georgeandwell-alpha and got naked didnt you
19:45:00 <beehhh> may God have mercy on your soul georgeandwell-alpha
19:48:00 <MrMark> we all misbehaving?
19:51:00 <robot> yeah mate just about to knock faux's mailbox over with a baseball bat
19:53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah
19:53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i have
19:53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ive been with many women
19:53:00 <partay> robot then I'll shit in it
19:53:00 <Clarkson> if it's just as shit as the one I know of
19:53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> 50+ in last year
20:00:00 <faux> ooompyy
20:00:00 <faux> y u sighin
20:01:00 <ooomp> This internet connection frustrates me
20:02:00 <under> what's wrong with that
20:02:00 <robot> hiiii
20:02:00 <ooomp> Shut up under
20:02:00 <faux> punch it
20:03:00 <ooomp> Hello robot
20:03:00 <ooomp> Leave the poor trout alone
20:03:00 <robot> sorry ooomp.
20:03:00 <under> lol
20:03:00 <under> thabjs
20:03:00 <ooomp> Instead cook it up and let's eat
20:04:00 <robot> k :)
20:05:00 <robot> how are you ooomp?
20:06:00 <partay> the robotage
20:07:00 <partay> how goes nigs?
20:07:00 <robot> good and you
20:08:00 <ooomp> Good
20:11:00 <partay> excellente
20:13:00 <ooomp> partay
20:14:00 <partay> ooompa
20:20:00 <ooomp> johninja
20:20:00 <Serenity> i wonder if its the real john
20:20:00 <johninja> heya
20:20:00 <ooomp> My thoughts exactly
20:20:00 <partay> the rea johninja would be balls deep in pussy at this hour
20:20:00 <johninja> lol
20:20:00 <robot> ooomp, faux
20:20:00 <johninja> if only
20:20:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/tABY2Qx
20:21:00 <Serenity> if its the real john message me on fb
20:21:00 <johninja> ok
20:21:00 <Serenity> ok its him
20:21:00 <Serenity> HI JOHN
20:22:00 <johninja> Hey sezz :D
20:22:00 <robot> hey johninja
20:22:00 <johninja> brobot
20:22:00 <robot> hows things
20:22:00 <Serenity> cant be too careful these days.. sad eh
20:22:00 <ooomp> robot, what did you do to the poor girls right hand side of face
20:22:00 <johninja> i tried to come on the other night and my mirc was like nah..you need to by me
20:22:00 <johninja> so i didn't bother
20:22:00 <johninja> tru tru
20:23:00 <ooomp> lol mirc
20:23:00 <robot> she's a work in progress ok
20:23:00 <ooomp> Ok robot
20:23:00 <ooomp> But she looks like she's had her face reconstructed
20:23:00 <ooomp> Burns victim or something
20:23:00 <robot> oh ok
20:24:00 <robot> there's still lots wrong with her
20:25:00 <johninja> ooomp is still mean
20:25:00 <robot> ooomp will forever be mean
20:25:00 <robot> she beats me.
20:25:00 <ooomp> How rude
20:25:00 <robot> i receive virtual beatings at her whim
20:25:00 <ooomp> You're not meant to speak of our arrangement
20:25:00 <Skirmish> What is news johninja.
20:26:00 <johninja> i don't have news
20:26:00 <johninja> you?
20:26:00 <robot> johninja it's been 17 years since i saw you here, you must have some news
20:27:00 <ooomp> Slight exaggeration
20:27:00 <johninja> not really
20:27:00 <erlich> johninja howdy
20:27:00 <johninja> heya
20:27:00 <erlich> xm here
20:27:00 <johninja> ahh
20:27:00 <Skirmish> Not much is news here. Same old same old.
20:27:00 <erlich> ive made a few rap songs while you were gone
20:27:00 <johninja> lol
20:27:00 <erlich> ill see if they are still up
20:28:00 <johninja> going through your rapper phase later in life than most
20:28:00 <robot> erlich when were you going to tell me this?
20:28:00 <erlich> i forgot
20:28:00 <erlich> i just associate rap with johninja
20:28:00 <ooomp> robot you need to keep up
20:28:00 <robot> you didn't even say hi
20:28:00 <erlich> coz of his bc
20:28:00 <robot> johninja shows up and la di da
20:28:00 <erlich> bbc*
20:28:00 <erlich> hi robot!!!
20:28:00 <johninja> lol
20:28:00 <robot> hi.
20:30:00 <erlich> uploading
20:30:00 <erlich> you are not allowed to leave, johninja
20:31:00 <erlich> the back story is that he went to prison for theft and his parents promised him lots of nice things if he behaved himself after prison
20:31:00 <johninja> i'm looking forward to seeing it
20:31:00 <erlich> based on an IRC guy, true story bro
20:31:00 <erlich> you will hear it, see it, feel it
20:31:00 <erlich> smell it
20:31:00 <erlich> taste it
20:32:00 <faux> ok
20:32:00 <partay> Fennec_Fox FAG
20:32:00 <partay> another drive by
20:32:00 <johninja> lol
20:32:00 <erlich> https://www.dropbox.com/s/y2z1mlvj6twg37s/I%20Miss%20Emma%20%28Oh%20No%20Stevie%27s%20Back%20In%20Casuarina%20Prison%20Hip%20Hop%20Song%29.mp3
20:32:00 <partay> getting th names of users he hasnt messaged
20:33:00 <Fennec_Fox> partay: ass master
20:33:00 <erlich> Stevie's Back in Casaurina (I Miss Emma)
20:33:00 <ooomp> He doesn't message me :(
20:33:00 <faux> lool
20:33:00 <erlich> emma being his gf at the time, who he missed
20:33:00 <faux> ass master
20:33:00 <Clarkson> sigma sounds like a town whore
20:33:00 <erlich> Fennec Fox has autism, he can see the nicklist for all the female nicknames nad remember them all
20:33:00 <erlich> then message them one by one
20:33:00 <partay> no he messages the guys
20:33:00 <partay> not the girls
20:33:00 <johninja> filth aussie rap
20:34:00 <johninja> did you come up with the beat yourself?
20:34:00 <faux> johnnay
20:35:00 <erlich> not from scratch no, rap/hiphop is not my area
20:35:00 <johninja> faux :D
20:35:00 <faux> hi thur
20:35:00 <erlich> but i did work on percussion lately for another song which was drum & bass
20:35:00 <johninja> you did a good job
20:35:00 <johninja> sounds pretty legit lol
20:35:00 <erlich> thank you
20:35:00 <erlich> lollll
20:35:00 <partay> erlich dude... you should send that rap to Jimmy Fallon... it's comedy gold
20:36:00 <erlich> it's a struggle in prison mangggg
20:36:00 <johninja> it's a struggle finding something to rhyme with casuarina
20:36:00 <robot> Mauricearina
20:36:00 <Serenity> ballerina
20:36:00 <Serenity> mamamia
20:36:00 <Serenity> haha
20:37:00 <partay> my little wiener
20:37:00 <under> <3
20:37:00 <under> mamma mia
20:38:00 <erlich> oh liek Bangs?
20:38:00 <erlich> that Sudanese rapper
20:39:00 <johninja> I mainly listen to reggae these days
20:40:00 <partay> johninja and smoking a lot of weed
20:40:00 <erlich> ill be ready for the next time you come on (6 months?) with a reggae song
20:40:00 <robot> johninja's reggae arena
20:40:00 <erlich> let me master the jamaican accent first mon
20:40:00 <partay> be like the robot
20:40:00 <johninja> haha i don't doubt you man
20:41:00 <johninja> after hearing that
20:43:00 <robot> erlich show us ya demo
20:43:00 <erlich> i need to grow long hair and get dreads first
20:43:00 <erlich> maybe do a few cones with chris
20:43:00 <johninja> hahah
20:43:00 <erlich> got ot get into character.... i take these things seriously
20:43:00 <johninja> that would be an experience
20:43:00 <erlich> to*
20:43:00 <johninja> i have smoked with africans before
20:44:00 <erlich> johninja: ah yeah listening again/ i wrote the strings but the beats are boringly looped
20:44:00 <erlich> and hte bassline is mne
20:44:00 <johninja> hip hop is supposed to be like that though
20:44:00 <erlich> and piano too
20:44:00 <johninja> yeah maybe make some instrumental tracks man
20:44:00 <erlich> that is the maine genre i do
20:44:00 <erlich> main*
20:45:00 <johninja> theres a pretty big job in that
20:45:00 <johninja> like just making hip hop beats
20:45:00 <erlich> so where doyou source your songs mostly form these days? i dont even bother to listen to the songs i download anymore. i just stream all my music from youtube
20:45:00 <johninja> my freind gave me like 500gb of music
20:45:00 <erlich> nice 1
20:45:00 <erlich> a very good friend
20:45:00 <johninja> so still going through a lot of that
20:45:00 <erlich> altriuism at its finest
20:46:00 <johninja> he actually lost all his data not long after
20:46:00 <erlich> altruism*
20:46:00 <johninja> lucky for him lol
20:46:00 <erlich> lmao
20:46:00 <erlich> that has happened to me before
20:46:00 <erlich> luckily a guy here had the backup drives
20:46:00 <johninja> he tried to install linux and it wiped his drives
20:46:00 <erlich> lol
20:46:00 <johninja> he's not a noob so dunno what happened
20:46:00 <erlich> he must really be a newb
20:46:00 <erlich> oh ok
20:46:00 <johninja> lol
20:46:00 <stompin> niggers
20:46:00 <johninja> nah prolly just fucked up
20:46:00 <johninja> bit of an airhead at times
20:47:00 <johninja> heyo
20:47:00 <erlich> sometimes it's just being too cocky
20:47:00 <johninja> yeah
20:47:00 <johninja> http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-tornado-oklahoma-idUSKBN0EV2IC20140620
20:47:00 <erlich> it's just that those installations give you a lot of power and will obey you ditto
20:47:00 <johninja> not idiot proofed
20:48:00 <johninja> hey dood
20:48:00 <couleurs> hi joe
20:49:00 <erlich> oh i also did heaps of crazy videos for IRC people johninja
20:49:00 <erlich> ey couleurs
20:49:00 <under> couleurs: 0-0
20:49:00 <couleurs> Long Time No C
20:49:00 <johninja> i thought amsy did a lot of that stuff
20:49:00 <couleurs> hi xm
20:49:00 <johninja> yeah bro
20:49:00 <erlich> lmao i did all that
20:49:00 <johninja> haha i know
20:49:00 <couleurs> under: yes lol bad teams
20:49:00 <erlich> i framed her, but i thought no one would think she did that site
20:49:00 <under> couleurs: very shitty
20:49:00 <under> this year ucl is a shit
20:49:00 <erlich> but here are some silly vids i did over christmas for faux 'n co
20:50:00 <erlich> https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLojmc48Iffarbokqf-7mwIQMkFaRTzG4J
20:50:00 <under> but real is gonna win
20:50:00 <couleurs> agreed.
20:50:00 <johninja> no one would beleive the pretty girl did it anyway
20:50:00 <couleurs> hope bayern v atletico final now
20:50:00 <erlich> only the diammetric opposite
20:50:00 <couleurs> but impossible
20:50:00 <erlich> a smashed crab faced boy
20:50:00 <couleurs> real v atletico
20:50:00 <johninja> yeh
20:50:00 <couleurs> hope atletico win 3-0 or something cool
20:51:00 <johninja> atletico will smash them
20:51:00 <johninja> i predicted it
20:51:00 <couleurs> me 2
20:51:00 <couleurs> put yo money on atletico
20:51:00 <erlich> how much you gonna put?
20:51:00 <couleurs> i put money on barca last time and won
20:51:00 <johninja> lfc to win europa league
20:51:00 <johninja> double
20:51:00 <erlich> what are the odds paying
20:51:00 <couleurs> yea atletico and lfc
20:51:00 <johninja> it would be long
20:52:00 <johninja> should of got on lfc before the 1st leg
20:52:00 <couleurs> idk maybe a $50 OH YEAH BIG SPENDA
20:52:00 <johninja> given up jay z for the jc
20:52:00 <johninja> yehyeh
20:52:00 <johninja> it would be long odds
20:52:00 <johninja> i don't gamble anymore
20:53:00 <erlich> i can see why people can get addicted to it
20:53:00 <erlich> the great Nikola Tesla started off as a gambling addict even
20:53:00 <erlich> no woman could ever tempt him, but gambling could
20:54:00 <erlich> so his mother let him gamble everything away while young to let it out of his system, and it worked
20:54:00 <erlich> that's why parents should encourage their young sons to bonk as many hoes as possible
20:54:00 <erlich> to get it out of their system
20:54:00 <erlich> and every hard drug
20:54:00 <couleurs> BoaTs n HoEs
20:54:00 <under> couleurs: how much money
20:54:00 <under> you bastard
20:54:00 <couleurs> i won $110 on $10 bet
20:54:00 <johninja> haha
20:54:00 <couleurs> 3-1 barca win
20:55:00 <erlich> BoaTs n aNCHoeS
20:55:00 <couleurs> Sorry Juve
20:55:00 <under> ;-(
20:55:00 <johninja> australia is pretty bad when it comes to gambling, always has been
20:55:00 <johninja> at least in america they TRY make it illegal
20:55:00 <couleurs> i had like a dream or something i was 110% it was gonna be 3-1
20:55:00 <under> thats the mafia
20:55:00 <erlich> i wonder what the real stats are regarding demographics
20:55:00 <erlich> like whenever i go to the cas i dont see as many Asians as people think
20:55:00 <johninja> well i was going to say we would be worst but they love gambling in asia too
20:56:00 <johninja> it's just more..underground there it seems
20:56:00 <johninja> i think its illegal in china so they go to packers place in macau
20:56:00 <faux> YA MUMS ILLEGAL IN CHOINA
20:56:00 <erlich> yes, the cops try to raid but then the roulette tables flip and become dim sim tables
20:56:00 <johninja> oi
20:56:00 <erlich> have some chicken feet m8
20:56:00 <under> why marijuana is illegal in australia?
20:56:00 <couleurs> goodbye robot
20:57:00 <erlich> come back roboto
20:57:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
20:57:00 <erlich> teach me jamaican
20:57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Donald Trump Says "China" Views: 5,374,358 Uploader: HuffPost Entertainment Uploaded: Aug 28, 2015 Duration: 3m1s Rating: 4.84
20:57:00 <couleurs> we're going to have medical marijuana here
20:57:00 <robot> ya
20:57:00 <couleurs> c u soon juve
20:57:00 <faux> LOL
20:57:00 <faux> DOODLE
20:57:00 <faux> watch that video
20:58:00 <couleurs> lol trump is funny
20:58:00 <Doodle> right in the china
20:58:00 <faux> chynuh
20:58:00 <couleurs> SHINEAH
20:58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> does anyome know if its possible to blow up a big mountain with atomic bombs n how many
20:58:00 <under> damn
20:58:00 <couleurs> shineah can u hear me yella
20:58:00 <under> couleurs: juventus won the 5th scudetto
20:58:00 <erlich> i thought you were an engineer goe
20:58:00 <erlich> georgeandwell-alpha
20:58:00 <faux> oh
20:58:00 <under> we fucking rocks
20:59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im a computer enginneer
20:59:00 <couleurs> yea serie a has no competition hehehe
20:59:00 <Doodle> chinachinachina
20:59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its been a long time since i got the degree
20:59:00 <under> georgeandwell-alpha: really?
21:00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah
21:00:00 <couleurs> wow this video feels a lot longer than 3 mins
21:00:00 <under> whats your job
21:00:00 <Doodle> lolol
21:00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> eningeer mate
21:00:00 <under> couleurs: true
21:00:00 <couleurs> he's a janitor now
21:00:00 <under> georgeandwell-alpha: i mean what you do
21:00:00 <under> development'
21:00:00 <under> ?
21:00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> telecoms work
21:00:00 <under> where?
21:00:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1715851588654028&id=1444293462476510
21:00:00 <faux> couleurs irl
21:00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> telstra m8
21:00:00 <couleurs> juve good tho i like them 2 buffon is a LeGeNd
21:01:00 <under> ciao
21:01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i probably guess i get paid a lot more than u under
21:01:00 <under> buffon is getting better
21:01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so whats ur next question
21:01:00 <faux> r u gay
21:01:00 <Clarkson> It's hard living with anyone..my roommate is old n shit
21:01:00 <couleurs> lol PiZzA?
21:01:00 <under> georgeandwell-alpha: i earn 45k
21:01:00 <Doodle> lolol
21:01:00 <Doodle> pizzaaaaaaaa
21:01:00 <under> how much you?
21:01:00 <johninja> do you live with bastardly_one?
21:01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> much more
21:02:00 <under> georgeandwell-alpha: yeah but i dont live in australia
21:02:00 <faux> i need that dog in me life
21:02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but i dont need to boast injust wanted to put u in ur place u seem a bit smug
21:02:00 <under> and here the life is very cheap
21:02:00 <under> so i probably enjoy my life more than you do
21:02:00 <johninja> lets have a pissing contest
21:02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> keep tell urself that mate
21:02:00 <couleurs> cheapest/best pizza in the world..........
21:02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if it makes u happy
21:03:00 <faux> can all teh retards stop typing at once
21:03:00 <johninja> then whyy are you soooo sad?
21:03:00 <under> couleurs: haha :P
21:03:00 <couleurs> ok sorry
21:03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
21:03:00 <under> i can eat fresh mozzarella di bufala
21:03:00 <partay> dont let georgeandwell fool you.. he earns minimum wage
21:03:00 <under> you cant
21:03:00 <under> whos the winner here?
21:03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just wanted to know how many hydrogen bombs to bloe up mt everest
21:03:00 <faux> me
21:04:00 <faux> 1r get band
21:04:00 <partay> lol
21:04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and i like to see humans try that instead of going to mars
21:04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> with backpackers still on it
21:04:00 <partay> georgeandwell you're being extra autistic tonight
21:04:00 <menomore> any ladies here want last nights cum licked out
21:04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> especially those european ones who desecrated the sacred mountain
21:05:00 <stompin> menomore: try Skirmish
21:05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> stupid europeans
21:05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> no respect for ancient culture histry they dont have
21:05:00 <partay> not like those krazy Koreans
21:05:00 <partay> and their extra small penis's
21:05:00 <Skirmish> Nah I am good I do star jumps after sex to make sure all the jizz is out.
21:05:00 <Clarkson> so i passionately hated him and the smell of his shit for a while
21:05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> europeans have no real culture.. their history only goes back.about 1000yrs
21:06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> partay near ran ova ur kids today m8
21:06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i was too busy txting a hooker
21:06:00 <menomore> nothing like licking out a ham and cheese sanga in the morn
21:08:00 <couleurs> where am i
21:08:00 <couleurs> from soccer to pizza to this...
21:08:00 <couleurs> what happened
21:09:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> do u know why whites are so violent?
21:09:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> 2 reasons
21:10:00 <Doodle> 1. cos shut the fuck up
21:10:00 <Doodle> 2. there isnt a 2 cos the 1 was so great
21:10:00 <stompin> cause u rammed ur dick up there ass?
21:10:00 <Clarkson> he is a retard without his makeup full stop
21:10:00 <couleurs> georgeandwell-alpha is the worst
21:11:00 <couleurs> he's like a mini-me of beehhhh
21:11:00 <stompin> was the hooker u were smsing any good?
21:11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its because 1.they evolved from harsh cold climate 2. cos of 1 their brains cannot evolve to found religions
21:11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they are the only race to not create a religion
21:11:00 <Doodle> yeah cos religion is so great and all
21:12:00 <Doodle> if u want to fuck children or kill people
21:12:00 <Clarkson> unless she botoxes that shit
21:12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they only ever got to a basic level of religion like the vikings
21:12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> which was very violent
21:13:00 <partay> georgeandwell you are the dumbest person here.
21:13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> because their environment was very harsh and cold ppl died often
21:13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> never achieved enlightenment like others who lived in warm climates
21:18:00 <couleurs> how's da DaTsuN
21:19:00 <Doodle> ACE
21:20:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
21:20:00 <faux> QueeN
21:21:00 <couleurs> YaaS
21:24:00 <faux> lmao
21:24:00 <TheRiddler> damn
21:24:00 <faux> jean claude
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> vain dame
21:31:00 <stompin> dead.
21:38:00 <partay> best tatt ever
21:38:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/10347498_953403228082725_844505469437437439_n.jpg?oh=7552643d8f704fcad3d8b43b93979b60&oe=57ACC3A0&__gda__=1470528869_95e6a2ebc79a27d80c0e9e5d28307761
21:39:00 <johninja> what if you wank off with that arm?
21:40:00 <partay> thats still cool
21:41:00 <robot> night night
21:42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whts garn on
21:42:00 <johninja> you ever played don bradman cricket?
21:43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> no
21:45:00 <partay> georgeandwell has never played any team sport
21:46:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kRWfoZgvAE
21:46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lil yachty - Minnesota #hitdemfolks Views: 73,567 Uploader: Shelovestrappp Uploaded: Mar 21, 2016 Duration: 4m22s Rating: 3.70
21:46:00 <couleurs> dis my new jam
21:47:00 <Trevor> sup niggers
21:47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sgarn on
21:48:00 <MrMark> are we all naked yet?
21:48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> no homo
21:49:00 <Trevor> can i leave my hat on?
21:49:00 <MrMark> no
21:53:00 <johninja> this is my jam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlAjHZSEQvE
21:53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Natural Black - Far from Reality Views: 840,133 Uploader: RazMami Uploaded: Jul 21, 2007 Duration: 3m44s Rating: 4.89
21:55:00 <Doodle> this is my jam https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jw7mm5rEirI/maxresdefault.jpg
21:56:00 <stompin> i pood in it
21:57:00 <Doodle> its a bit nutty
21:58:00 <johninja> I prefer to buy my jam in stores, that way i don't know how much sugar i put in it
21:58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
22:00:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlAjHZSEQvE
22:00:00 <johninja> woops
22:00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Natural Black - Far from Reality Views: 840,133 Uploader: RazMami Uploaded: Jul 21, 2007 Duration: 3m44s Rating: 4.89
22:00:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/qDUzWoy.gifv
22:00:00 <johninja> thought i copied but i didn't done copy
22:02:00 <MrMark> pearl jam
22:37:00 <couleurs> Yea Boi
22:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
22:43:00 <faux> get outa ma dreams
22:43:00 <faux> andin2mecar
22:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> not getting into your car
22:45:00 <faux> oh
22:45:00 <faux> fine
22:45:00 <faux> suit yourself!
22:45:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/QiORdtK4udA
22:45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sup Goose... Views: 42,001 Uploader: Andrew Casey Uploaded: Apr 26, 2016 Duration: 0m9s Rating: 4.90
22:46:00 <couleurs> Dude, Not Cool
22:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> only if you have cake?
22:46:00 <MrMark> Billy Ocean
22:47:00 <faux> ehe
22:47:00 <faux> hssssssss
22:47:00 <faux> duck duck hsssss
22:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
22:48:00 <MrMark> woof
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> how many CSI series are there
22:50:00 <MrMark> 800
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> thought so
22:50:00 <MrMark> 7600000 episodes
22:50:00 <MrMark> ehehe
22:50:00 <MrMark> over 60 years
22:51:00 <MrMark> well seems like it
22:52:00 <faux> could go for a greek snack rn
22:53:00 <faux> mm tzatziki
22:54:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11XN9NVnmaE
22:54:00 <couleurs> lmao
22:54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kids Choice 2016 in a Nutshell Views: 11,538 Uploader: FlamingSackOfPizza Uploaded: Apr 26, 2016 Duration: 6m26s Rating: 4.79
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> anzac biscuits are nom
22:56:00 <couleurs> snapchat!!!!!!
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick pics!!!!!
22:59:00 <couleurs> lmao that video roked!!!!
23:01:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
23:01:00 <under> couleurs:
23:02:00 <under> need cunts pwd pls
23:02:00 <Clarkson> sir, imma' haves to checks your anus
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey riddler, sup?
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> listening to ppl talk about weird things to use to get off
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> you?
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> eating cake
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> yummy
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it’s ok
23:04:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of cake?
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> just vanilla
23:07:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
23:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> 11pm! where did my night go :|
23:09:00 <Serenity> ooh talking
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah cake is always a focus point
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> focal
23:11:00 <johninja> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13077073_10154226533482148_8988946816981390747_n.jpg?oh=f9bdf1c01ed03df653feda5f38334301&oe=579CE7C9
23:12:00 <Serenity> gawd tits
23:12:00 <johninja> she's a stunner
23:12:00 <johninja> i didn't realise they were so huge tho
23:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> why does it look like she has paw hands?
23:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> or claw for a hand LOL
23:13:00 <johninja> lol
23:13:00 <johninja> i dunno whats up with that
23:13:00 <johninja> would be kinda funny tho
23:13:00 <johninja> like a cartoon character
23:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i guess that’s the price you pay for big boobs
23:14:00 <Clarkson> he's out laying bricks and fucking models
23:14:00 <johninja> lures you in with her big boobs them WHAM claw hands the shit out of you
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
23:15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:16:00 <johninja> set the ashtray on fire
23:17:00 <johninja> thats the problem with matches
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> rookie mistake!
23:17:00 <johninja> i am pretty high
23:17:00 <johninja> i actually thought "ooh cool little flame, like a candle"
23:17:00 <johninja> then i realised it was about to burn everything i value
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> glad you have the impulse control sorted
23:19:00 <TheRiddler> isn't that why you have water in the bottom of the ashtray
23:20:00 <johninja> i never do that
23:20:00 <johninja> its only because my lighter ran out
23:20:00 <johninja> so i had to use matches
23:20:00 <johninja> and didn't put the match out when i put it in the ashtray
23:20:00 <couleurs> GeTTen Hai on You'Re OwN Sup Lie
23:20:00 <faux> lol
23:20:00 <faux> fire rules
23:21:00 <johninja> yeah i do like fire
23:21:00 <johninja> not in a 'i'm going to set fire to a state forest ' kind of way
23:21:00 <Serenity> i wish i had a fire right now
23:21:00 <faux> i watcjed a cool vid yesti
23:21:00 <faux> a slab of matches
23:21:00 <faux> got lit up
23:21:00 <faux> started in a corner
23:21:00 <faux> and boom
23:21:00 <faux> was rad
23:22:00 <johninja> i have a fireplace but i cbf getting wood for just e
23:22:00 <johninja> me
23:22:00 <TheRiddler> I saw that 1 too
23:22:00 <Serenity> aw i wish our fireplace was still useable
23:22:00 <TheRiddler> same
23:22:00 <TheRiddler> also the fireplace is not in my room
23:23:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/BACQc9f6pGs
23:23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 6000 Match Chain Reaction - Amazing Fire Domino!!! Views: 20,389,756 Uploader: HTD Uploaded: Mar 14, 2016 Duration: 14m20s Rating: 4.61
23:23:00 <faux> youre welcome
23:24:00 <johninja> thats pretty cool
23:24:00 <Serenity> ive seen it
23:24:00 <Serenity> its cool
23:24:00 <johninja> satisfying
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> satisfying is going to bed
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> n’ stuff
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
23:27:00 <johninja> nn'stuff
23:27:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a0pGorv_700b.jpg
23:27:00 <TheRiddler> unda da sea
23:28:00 <faux> dahling its better down where its wetter
23:28:00 <faux> take it from meeee
23:28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:29:00 <TheRiddler> lol reminds me of that steve guy
23:30:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5e8OEHrVEs
23:30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: THE LITTLE MERMAID IN REAL LIFE! Views: 4,398,831 Uploader: SteveKardynal Uploaded: Dec 25, 2014 Duration: 3m31s Rating: 4.75
23:32:00 <GoldSpade> 8 times a day is too much
23:35:00 <couleurs> Welcome 2 Retard Hour
23:35:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/1QtdPfz_faM
23:35:00 <faux> lol
23:35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 275,000 Dominoes - Enjoy Your Life (Guinness World Record - Most dominoes toppled in a spiral) Views: 15,454,434 Uploader: Sinners Domino Entertainment Uploaded: Jul 16, 2013 Duration: 10m1s Rating: 4.70
23:35:00 <faux> vkbubghmb
23:36:00 <faux> oh ok
23:36:00 <beehhh> i burnt my pubes only
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> have you still been watching the compression vids?
23:37:00 <beehhh> give me visa or i will burn your detention centre hable hable allahuakbar
23:38:00 <johninja> talk to yas later
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> err
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> hydrolic press I meant
23:46:00 <dematerializard> hi guys did you miss me
23:48:00 <Serenity> faux that vid is amazing
23:51:00 <dematerializard> i wish i had a normal hobby that i enjoyed taht much
23:51:00 <dematerializard> all i have is porn
23:51:00 <faux> agreed
23:52:00 <couleurs> mine is FiFa and PiZZa
23:52:00 <faux> fizza
23:53:00 <couleurs> thank u
23:54:00 <MrMark> dammit
23:56:00 <TheRiddler> dementia lizard
23:56:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
23:59:00 <dematerialised> the syphillus has finally penetrated my brain membranes
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