// #melbourne — 2016-04-06
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00:00:00 <dematerialised> its not the best
00:00:00 <Student> i understand it sounds great but it is not in reality
00:00:00 <dematerialised> but its better than the street
00:00:00 <dematerialised> at least when they are all in one place they can be more easily managed
00:00:00 <unclenevs> in fact i know people who have stayed on the streets rather than staying there
00:00:00 <Student> no, no the mode is fundamentally flawed. you are building homes for the homeless and what are the homeless people doing?
00:00:00 <beehhh> life is not about winning, sometimes you lose for the win and not everyone's winner...we must keep on trying
00:00:00 <Student> just live there ? :)
00:00:00 <dematerialised> no, they are meant to be in treatment/support
00:00:00 <dematerialised> its not a permanent hostel
00:01:00 <dematerialised> those that cant be helped wont make it, thats obvious
00:01:00 <unclenevs> treatment needs just as much focus
00:01:00 <Student> not good
00:01:00 <dematerialised> but those who are truly in need and want to improve their lot in life
00:01:00 <dematerialised> get the support they need
00:01:00 <Student> who would define who is truly in need?
00:01:00 <unclenevs> i grew up in comission housing in geelong when i was a kid
00:01:00 <dematerialised> the ones on the street
00:01:00 <unclenevs> would have been homeless without it
00:01:00 <dematerialised> you are responsible for your own destin
00:01:00 <dematerialised> y
00:01:00 <beehhh> i dont want to lose my respect
00:01:00 <Student> sometimes it happens that one who is truly in need does't neccessary the one who is a deserving one
00:02:00 <Student> there is a difference between merit and needy
00:02:00 <beehhh> been on downie for way too long, time to crawl back up again not
00:02:00 <dematerialised> correct
00:02:00 <dematerialised> but australia is based on social needs
00:02:00 <Hanks> No one is in control of destiny.
00:02:00 <dematerialised> it doesnt matter if you deserve it
00:02:00 <dematerialised> you have the same right as everyone else
00:02:00 <unclenevs> even the most broken incapable person is worthy of the same attention and help
00:02:00 <faux> typing w me thumbs on me phone
00:02:00 <faux> duh
00:02:00 <unclenevs> compassion
00:03:00 <Student> faux that is strange, should't you be seeing a doctor? or first aid ?
00:03:00 <faux> .
00:03:00 <faux> lkl
00:03:00 <faux> lol
00:03:00 <unclenevs> haha that guy uses a quit message
00:03:00 <faux> shhh
00:03:00 <Matthew> did anyone catch Neighbours tonight? i missed it and apparently it was BIG
00:03:00 <Student> lol what? :P
00:03:00 <dematerialised> beehhh is a fruit, unclenevs
00:03:00 <unclenevs> yuck
00:03:00 <dematerialised> you'll get used to him
00:03:00 <Student> your nail has been broken out , what are you talking about?> :)
00:03:00 <unclenevs> really Matthew
00:03:00 <unclenevs> people still watch Neighbours then
00:03:00 <Matthew> yes, me
00:03:00 <Matthew> some nights
00:04:00 <unclenevs> is Bourgos Catch Phrase still on fta too?
00:04:00 <dematerialised> haha
00:04:00 <dematerialised> gosh thats a flashback
00:04:00 <unclenevs> haha'
00:05:00 <unclenevs> im sure neighbours is way more advanced now but any time i see the word i just think 1990s neighbours
00:05:00 <dematerialised> i still remember when Harold died on Neighbors
00:05:00 <dematerialised> i cried
00:05:00 <unclenevs> dude
00:05:00 <dematerialised> a lot
00:05:00 <Matthew> no. but Adriana on Wheel Of Fortune is still looking great
00:05:00 <unclenevs> this is how out of date i am but i think i heard last year or whatever
00:05:00 <unclenevs> he came back as a ghost?
00:05:00 <unclenevs> for real
00:05:00 <dematerialised> lol wtf
00:05:00 <unclenevs> Matthew did Harold come back as a ghost?
00:05:00 <Hanks> Who remembers Kylie
00:05:00 <Matthew> yes he did
00:05:00 <unclenevs> hahah!
00:05:00 <Matthew> was a great episode
00:05:00 <unclenevs> that is fucking great
00:05:00 <Matthew> sorry
00:05:00 <Clarkson> Plus, I know how to eat, so you know oral sex is going to be so good you won't feel your legs for at least an hour afterwards.
00:06:00 <Matthew> MADGE came back as a ghost to talk to Harold
00:06:00 <unclenevs> Was Madge with him?
00:06:00 <unclenevs> hahaha!!
00:06:00 <unclenevs> fuck
00:06:00 <dematerialised> haha Madge!
00:06:00 <Matthew> Harold makes brief cameos every now and then
00:06:00 <unclenevs> how did her perm look bro?
00:06:00 <dematerialised> Madge and Harold were the perfect couple
00:06:00 <Matthew> he lives in QLD now but visits Erinsborough occasionally
00:06:00 <dematerialised> fuck this days of our lives shit
00:06:00 <unclenevs> i used to see one of the neighbours chicks at gigs a lot
00:06:00 <unclenevs> the one that worked on motorbikes
00:06:00 <unclenevs> whoever she was
00:07:00 <unclenevs> stephany?
00:07:00 <unclenevs> something
00:07:00 <Hanks> Kylie minogue
00:07:00 <dematerialised> i think thats her
00:07:00 <dematerialised> stephanie*
00:07:00 <Matthew> stephanie scully, yes
00:07:00 <unclenevs> yea, her boyfriend is big into aussie hiphop
00:07:00 <unclenevs> the ghost of harold lol
00:07:00 <unclenevs> i need to youtube that
00:10:00 <unclenevs> nothing on youtube spewing
00:10:00 <Hanks> Xtube is pretty good
00:11:00 <unclenevs> sinner
00:11:00 <Matthew> :p
00:11:00 <Hanks> Jesus loves me
00:12:00 <unclenevs> im so glad i dont have work tomorrow
00:14:00 <Serenity> werk werk werk werk werk
00:15:00 <Hanks> Where do you work Serenity
00:15:00 <Serenity> I dont
00:15:00 <Serenity> obv
00:15:00 <unclenevs> lucky
00:17:00 <Serenity> I cant leave the house by myself
00:17:00 <Hanks> Why not
00:17:00 <dematerialised> her husband has her chained to the kitchen bench
00:17:00 <dematerialised> duh
00:18:00 <unclenevs> ha
00:18:00 <Hanks> Doesnt he let her out
00:18:00 <dematerialised> only for pee breaks
00:18:00 <Serenity> He doesnt like it when I go places without him
00:18:00 <unclenevs> Yeesh for real?
00:19:00 <dematerialised> he doesnt even know she's on irc
00:19:00 <Hanks> Leave him
00:19:00 <dematerialised> boy if he found out....
00:19:00 <Hanks> Lol
00:19:00 <unclenevs> talking to other MEN
00:19:00 <dematerialised> fucking harlot
00:19:00 <Clarkson> MissBecs: No disrespect intended, I am sure you're a lovely person since you're not talking like a housing commission skank sms'ing on her phone.
00:19:00 <Serenity> I have to hide irc on my phone so I can talk here
00:19:00 <Serenity> or he gets angry
00:20:00 <Hanks> That is crazy
00:20:00 <unclenevs> he sounds insecure
00:20:00 <dematerialised> not really, he has a harem of women
00:21:00 <dematerialised> Serenity here is just the only one able to get an internet connection
00:21:00 <unclenevs> ha
00:21:00 <dematerialised> she needs to stand in a specific spot, facing north by north east, so she can get 1 bar of the neighbours wifi
00:21:00 <dematerialised> sometimes she tries to blink in morse code to passers by to try and make them aware of her plight
00:22:00 <dematerialised> but morse code is a lost art these days
00:22:00 <unclenevs> haha
00:22:00 <Serenity> You're getting off to this arent you
00:22:00 <dematerialised> i have written so much erotica about homebound housewives its not funny
00:22:00 <unclenevs> when she takes the pizza at the front door she gives a hellish look at the delivery guy, send help
00:22:00 <dematerialised> haha yes
00:23:00 <unclenevs> Serenity: are you in a scientoligst house?
00:23:00 <Serenity> no we're lsd fundamentalists
00:23:00 <Serenity> lds..
00:23:00 <unclenevs> fantastic
00:24:00 <Hanks> What is that
00:24:00 <unclenevs> latter day saints?
00:24:00 <Hanks> Happy claps?
00:24:00 <Serenity> latter day yes
00:24:00 <unclenevs> do you wear the magic underwear?
00:25:00 <Hanks> Mormons
00:25:00 <Serenity> yes temple garment
00:25:00 <unclenevs> hot
00:26:00 <Hanks> I free ball
00:26:00 <Hanks> Very cool
00:27:00 <dematerialised> freeballers for life
00:27:00 <dematerialised> just be careful where you sit down
00:27:00 <unclenevs> freeballing feels unnatural
00:27:00 <Hanks> Good for sperm count
00:28:00 <Serenity> my husband has a great sperm count
00:28:00 <Serenity> 3 of us are with child
00:29:00 <unclenevs> you're gonna need another barn
00:29:00 <unclenevs> "we're gonna need a bigger barn"
00:29:00 <Hanks> The amish
00:30:00 <Hanks> Theyre mormon
00:30:00 <unclenevs> I know..
00:30:00 <Hanks> Lol
00:39:00 <Serenity> watching this thing on snowtown
00:39:00 <Serenity> urgh
00:40:00 <Hanks> I dont have TV
00:40:00 <unclenevs> Yea that was brutal
00:40:00 <unclenevs> im watching better call saul
00:40:00 <Serenity> its on youtube
00:40:00 <Serenity> i watched the movie they made of it and even that left me feeling a bit gross
00:41:00 <Hanks> TV is so 90s i have youtube and netflix
00:41:00 <trouble> TV is so 90s i have youtube and netflix
00:41:00 <Hanks> .
00:41:00 <unclenevs> heh
00:41:00 <Serenity> o.O
00:42:00 <unclenevs> yea that movie was super hard to watch
00:42:00 <Serenity> i quite like things about true crime stories etc but for some reason anything about snowtown is really difficult for me to watch
00:43:00 <Hanks> I been watching Deadly Women
00:43:00 <Hanks> Netflix
00:44:00 <unclenevs> i like true crime shit too
00:44:00 <Clarkson> no one fucking CARES about your option
00:44:00 <Serenity> i keep hearing about that
00:44:00 <unclenevs> the jinx was a good doco
00:44:00 <unclenevs> much better than making a murder
00:46:00 <Serenity> i still havent watched that making a murderer
00:46:00 <unclenevs> its pretty overhyped
00:46:00 <Serenity> i got about 10 mins into the first ep
00:47:00 <Serenity> and got bored
00:47:00 <Serenity> lol
00:47:00 <unclenevs> yea, i thought itd be better than it was with the way everyone was talking about it
00:47:00 <unclenevs> have you seen the jinx?
00:47:00 <Serenity> nah I havent
00:47:00 <unclenevs> worth watching
00:47:00 <Serenity> i will check it out though
01:10:00 <Skirmish> World of warcraft is down. RIP my morning.
01:13:00 <doctor> play harry potter instead
01:13:00 <Skirmish> I have GTAV and Fallout4 installed but don't feel like it.
01:15:00 <doctor> I heard those games make you violent
01:15:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I have a few hookers buried in the bush near here after playing GTA.
01:15:00 <Serenity> I heard they make you gay
01:16:00 <Skirmish> Give me 5 minutes with ShadowLurker and we will see.
01:16:00 <Serenity> lawdy
01:16:00 <doctor> i heard that too
01:16:00 <doctor> i think the government should ban them
01:16:00 <unclenevs> i havented gamed in ages but i play a shitload of prison architect
01:17:00 <unclenevs> havent*
01:17:00 <Skirmish> I think the govt should focus on more important things than what games people are playing.
01:17:00 <doctor> gotta start with the small things
01:17:00 <dematerialised> have you played Rimword unclenevs?
01:17:00 <Serenity> i am pretty sure video games fund isis
01:18:00 <dematerialised> er Rimworld
01:18:00 <Skirmish> I think that by claiming that games/music are causing people to act out game mechanics/lyrics we create an environment where people feel they don't have to be responsible for their actions. They can just blame it on some external cause.
01:18:00 <doctor> one minute we're letting people play violent video games the next moment we'll be allowing pedophilia
01:18:00 <Skirmish> I killed my ex gf cause Eminem told me to.
01:19:00 <Skirmish> There has already been attempts by feminist publications to normalise paedophilia.
01:19:00 <Skirmish> Can link if you don't believe me.
01:19:00 <Serenity> oh i thought it was because she had 3 dicks in her when you got home from work
01:19:00 <doctor> lol, i believe you
01:19:00 <unclenevs> Nah ive been meaning to check it dematerialised
01:20:00 <doctor> Japan have normalised pedophilia for quite some time
01:20:00 <Skirmish> They have tried to portray people that are sexually attracted to kids along the same narrative of people that are gay.
01:20:00 <Skirmish> It's just how they are.
01:20:00 <dematerialised> it's pretty amazing unclenevs, if you enjoy Prison Architect you'll probably love Rimworld
01:20:00 <doctor> probably true, but i don't see how them acting on it would ever be normalised
01:21:00 <doctor> many violent sex crimes against kids weren't done by pedophiles, just psychopaths
01:21:00 <unclenevs> Yea nice one i'll grab it
01:21:00 <Skirmish> It's unreal to see. Salon, one of the big feminist/SJW publications even let a guy write an article on how he felt persecuted and not included in society simply because he got a boner over little girls.
01:21:00 <Serenity> im displeased with how cold it is
01:21:00 <unclenevs> I just turned our AC on
01:21:00 <Skirmish> It's a cool night here but it's going to be a hot day.
01:21:00 <unclenevs> its 26 inside here
01:22:00 <unclenevs> i guess its cooler outside then
01:22:00 <doctor> Sex discussion should be banned from social discourse
01:22:00 <Serenity> 22 here tomorrow
01:22:00 <Skirmish> Into the 30's here.
01:22:00 <Skirmish> Summer won't let go.
01:22:00 <unclenevs> Yea was nice outside today
01:22:00 <Serenity> this winter is going to be freezing for me
01:23:00 <unclenevs> i love winter
01:23:00 <unclenevs> hoodie season
01:23:00 <Serenity> yess
01:23:00 <doctor> Just lather yourself up in pork grease
01:23:00 <Skirmish> If I keep eating McChickens on my way home from work I am going to have a layer of fat to protect me from winter.
01:23:00 <doctor> don't eat it tho
01:23:00 <Serenity> lol
01:23:00 <Skirmish> It was quiche waiting for me at home. I have told K so many times. Real men do not eat quiche.
01:24:00 <doctor> people are supposed to be fat anyway
01:24:00 <Serenity> i always thought that was a bit of mockery at fat ppl skirmish... but im so cold all the time lately.. i think its true lol
01:24:00 <Serenity> fat ppl r warmer
01:24:00 <unclenevs> dude bacon and egg quiche is awesome
01:24:00 <unclenevs> i never understood that whole quiche is for poofs thing
01:25:00 <dematerialised> gonna go with nev on that
01:25:00 <dematerialised> bacon and egg quiche is quite nommy
01:25:00 <doctor> real men eat fairy cakes
01:25:00 <dematerialised> and some tomato too
01:25:00 <unclenevs> pastry egg and bacon
01:25:00 <doctor> and phalic shaped pasteries filled with cream
01:25:00 <unclenevs> whats not to love
01:25:00 <Serenity> i make an ace egg and bacon pie
01:25:00 <Serenity> which is just quiche with a lid rwea
01:25:00 <Serenity> really*
01:26:00 <unclenevs> yep
01:26:00 <Skirmish> https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f748f92331d62f76569c8db268f3c061?convert_to_webp=true
01:26:00 <Serenity> is that Oprah
01:26:00 <Skirmish> No ...
01:27:00 <Skirmish> It's a parade of men who won't eat quiche.
01:27:00 <unclenevs> all those men look depressed
01:28:00 <unclenevs> well except for the guy doing the akward high five at the front
01:30:00 <unclenevs> haha is that Oprah
01:30:00 <unclenevs> nice
01:31:00 <Skirmish> Behind every woman stands a man .... who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
01:32:00 <Skirmish> Tiffany Trump is a bit of hot pants.
01:32:00 <unclenevs> usually i know what i did and i promised myself i wouldnt do it again last time
01:32:00 <unclenevs> she got an 8head
01:33:00 <Skirmish> https://twitter.com/Gman500000/status/717358525371006976
01:34:00 <unclenevs> meh
01:34:00 <unclenevs> she has downsy eyes
01:34:00 <Skirmish> Don't pretend you wouldn't tap it if the offer presented itself.
01:35:00 <unclenevs> yea.. https://4d0850cecf2c5ce919d5-17b283ac00835b5ced4db83c898330a1.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/7954043_abigail-breslin--tiffany-trump-strut-their_3c46fc4_m.jpg?bg=68586F
01:35:00 <unclenevs> er
01:35:00 <unclenevs> http://bit.ly/1SNqxv9
01:35:00 <Skirmish> I prefer her in my pic.
01:36:00 <unclenevs> i'd have to be rough with her on account of who her dad is
01:37:00 <Skirmish> Trump #1
01:43:00 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/gallery/5tQO3yu LOL
01:44:00 <Skirmish> Eyes in different postcodes
01:44:00 <Skirmish> Good morning Glyndwr
01:46:00 <unclenevs> haha damn
01:46:00 <unclenevs> reptilian
01:46:00 <Glyndwr> morning
01:46:00 <Glyndwr> is his where the naughty girls hang out?
01:46:00 <unclenevs> http://img.ifcdn.com/images/770372e22bf91655e1b07d2d7d75742e26e3e4318a2a1666cd8999dd0436190a_1.jpg
01:49:00 <Skirmish> All the naughty girls have been picked up and have gone to fuck Glyndwr. Too late mate.
01:50:00 <Glyndwr> shame
01:50:00 <Skirmish> If you're super keen private message Maurice.
01:51:00 <Skirmish> She makes the boys cry though so be warned.
01:51:00 <Glyndwr> nah
02:10:00 <Skirmish> http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/04/04/social-justice-warriors-sneer-justin-bieber-daring-grow-dreadlocks/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social
02:10:00 <Skirmish> LOL how dare he have dreadlocks!!
02:43:00 <TheRiddler> Dead memories in my heaaaaaaarrrrrrttttt
02:44:00 <TheRiddler> In bed checking out Google play music more
10:19:00 <NightDemon> thestig
10:23:00 <Skirmish> lol NightDemon got the boot.
10:27:00 <NightDemon> LOL @ Skirmish
10:27:00 <NightDemon> enough said.
10:28:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I've heard lots about you too now. That's all you're capable of.
10:29:00 <NightDemon> You have heard nothing.
10:34:00 <Skirmish> Not true dave.
10:35:00 <NightDemon> LOL
10:35:00 <NightDemon> what did you hear
10:35:00 <NightDemon> enlighten me
10:36:00 <Skirmish> :)
10:37:00 <dematerialised> NAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMAAAAAAAAAAA BAGITHI BABAAAAAAA
10:40:00 <Skirmish> On that note ... I need to go to the food shopper.
10:41:00 <Skirmish> ... but I don't know what to buy.
10:41:00 <NightDemon> thats because you're a Retard
10:42:00 <Skirmish> do I want a stir fry? Do I want an omelette? I need K to cook for me but she's in bed.
10:42:00 <Skirmish> That's a bit of the ole pot calling the kettle black isn't it Dave? You're not well known for your intelligence at all.
10:43:00 <faux> whos dave
10:43:00 <Skirmish> NightDemon = Hobbs/Loopy/Dave/Pollock's gay lover/etc
10:43:00 <faux> ok
10:43:00 <faux> no idea
10:44:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I didn't know anything about him until I asked either. Bit of a nobody on the troll scene that wants to be someone.
10:44:00 <Skirmish> Worships mayo and co.
10:44:00 <faux> ok
10:45:00 <NightDemon> LOL
10:46:00 <Skirmish> I hope that wasn't one of those 'I will change my nick and they will all remember who I am' moments.
10:46:00 <dave> HaHa
10:46:00 <Skirmish> Give me some meal ideas faux. I am in a mood where decisions are too hard to make.
10:47:00 <Skirmish> INB4 dave suggests a cock sandwich. No dave, I don't want what you're having.
10:48:00 <faux> do u habe options
10:48:00 <Skirmish> Anything is possible I have to go to the shops soon.
10:49:00 <faux> chicken seasoned w dried oregano and sesame seeds
10:49:00 <Skirmish> I was going to cheat and just get some noodles from the local asian shop but I want to make something where I can cook extra and take it to work tonight. Been eating junk at work and I feel like turd for it.
10:49:00 <Clarkson> I know her, fuck her shes a twit
10:49:00 <faux> sweet potato ht chips
10:49:00 <faux> baked fish
10:49:00 <faux> salad
10:49:00 <faux> avo and tomato on toast
10:49:00 <faux> brie cheese on crackers
10:49:00 <faux> stir fry
10:49:00 <Skirmish> Hmmm sweet potato chips.
10:50:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I am thinking a chicken stir fry with extra veges could be the go.
10:50:00 <faux> easy
10:50:00 <Skirmish> I'm not very good with doing the flavours for it though so might just get a Kantong jar to throw in.
10:51:00 <Skirmish> Thank you faux. On the down side though, now I want everything lol
10:51:00 <Skirmish> bbl
10:51:00 <faux> just use soy sauce
10:51:00 <faux> healthier than those jars
10:51:00 <faux> some sesame seeds
10:51:00 <faux> garlic
10:51:00 <faux> optional
10:52:00 <dematerialised> you're optional
11:14:00 <doctor> crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal
11:15:00 <doctor> Fear is how I fall, confusing what is real
11:16:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9dEZ0hRlF4
11:16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crawling in My Skin Views: 342,868 Uploader: sugarydespair Uploaded: May 18, 2015 Duration: 1m49s Rating: 4.84
11:20:00 <dematerialised> that was a wild ride from start to finish
11:21:00 <doctor> it was a beautiful journey through the soul
12:30:00 <unclenevs> Knew I should have done the lawns yesterday..
12:30:00 <NightDemon> just managed to fix this fucking prob thats been bugging me for ages at work, yay.
12:30:00 <Clarkson> stuffz you gay as a door knob
12:30:00 <NightDemon> HIGH FIVE
12:33:00 <NightDemon> which huas led to another problem
12:33:00 <NightDemon> sigh
12:34:00 <unclenevs> Quit your job
12:35:00 <NightDemon> which i have just fixed again!
12:36:00 <NightDemon> hehe
12:36:00 <NightDemon> nah ur right
12:36:00 <NightDemon> what would i do
12:37:00 <unclenevs> dance for japanese businessmen in the back of a smokey club
12:39:00 <NightDemon> i like your thinking
12:39:00 <unclenevs> you could be a star, kid.
12:44:00 <British^Meat> Shanks Serenity :P
12:44:00 <Serenity> nps
12:45:00 <Serenity> there was a mibbit mode in the list
12:51:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
13:01:00 <British^Meat> so all of Mibbit was banned?
13:03:00 <gs69azza> im on mibbit right meow
13:06:00 <unclenevs> Melbourne, here we come. UberEATS lets you use your favourite technology to get hometown favourites delivered seamlessly.
13:06:00 <unclenevs> oh dear
13:08:00 <British^Meat> so..
13:08:00 <British^Meat> my ps4?
13:10:00 <British^Meat> actually that isnt my fave peice of technology, id probably have to go with my phone or PC tbh though i hat admitting that
13:13:00 <dematerialised> my motorsuit is thirsty
13:14:00 <BlackDevil> pee on it
13:14:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nBblftWxZ4
13:14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HARRY POTTER BUTTERBEER MILKSHAKE - NERDY NUMMIES Views: 109,960 Uploader: Rosanna Pansino Uploaded: Apr 5, 2016 Duration: 3m52s Rating: 4.96
13:28:00 <Student> Hi every Buddy
13:35:00 <British^Meat> no
13:48:00 <TheRiddler> hi Flower-Girl
13:48:00 <TheRiddler> what is your favourite flower?
13:49:00 <Flower-Girl> a dead one
13:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
13:50:00 <unclenevs> ha
13:50:00 <TheRiddler> pressed?
13:50:00 <British^Meat> hah
13:52:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/lIvSL.jpg nsfw
13:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wow TheRiddler imagine her coming to test your fire sprinlkers at work lol
13:59:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB--3Q6S-e8
13:59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: RemoteKontrol x The Agents x R2D2 Views: 2,674 Uploader: REM0TEKONTROL Uploaded: Apr 5, 2016 Duration: 3m40s Rating: 4.89
14:00:00 <unclenevs> id have a fire alert at least twice a week
14:03:00 <Skirmish> nom nom nom Garlic Chicken stir fry for dinner tonight.
14:03:00 <Skirmish> Thank you faux for the idea.
14:03:00 <unclenevs> nice
14:03:00 <unclenevs> i think im doing spaghetti and meatballs
14:04:00 <Skirmish> As much as I love pasta I try avoid it for dinner and have it at lunch.
14:04:00 <NightDemon> Im having fish n chips
14:05:00 <Skirmish> That's because you're poor dave.
14:05:00 <unclenevs> Yea im pretty stupid when it comes to what and when i eat
14:05:00 <NightDemon> how is fish n chips poor?!
14:05:00 <NightDemon> and a dim sim, chicko roll.
14:06:00 <unclenevs> any time we order its like $30
14:06:00 <unclenevs> but thats with $5 delivery
14:06:00 <Skirmish> Do you aspire to not be on the dole one day dave?
14:07:00 <NightDemon> i'm not on the dole. i recently got promoted.
14:07:00 <NightDemon> thanks
14:07:00 <unclenevs> I wish i was
14:07:00 <unclenevs> i wish i could survive on the $450 a fortnight or whatever it is
14:07:00 <Skirmish> Oh that's right you're the dave that works at some computer place. I remember it got spammed around a little while ago.
14:07:00 <NightDemon> i get $1100/week now
14:08:00 <Skirmish> unclenevs: When I was at uni in the late 1990's all I got was $260 a fortnight.
14:08:00 <unclenevs> i make that in comission heh
14:08:00 <unclenevs> Skirmish: fark
14:08:00 <unclenevs> yea I was on the dole for like 6 months working getting paid under the table and it was like $400 a fortnight
14:09:00 <NightDemon> i was on the dole for 2 years shooting up ice in a trailer park
14:09:00 <NightDemon> hard times
14:09:00 <unclenevs> haha shooting up ice
14:09:00 <NightDemon> yeah was pretty bad
14:09:00 <NightDemon> back then
14:09:00 <NightDemon> glad i snapped out of it
14:10:00 <unclenevs> i just want a block of land somewhere remote and 2 buried 40 foot containers
14:10:00 <NightDemon> fuck the depression
14:11:00 <NightDemon> yeah i got to find a new place
14:11:00 <unclenevs> where are you currently
14:11:00 <NightDemon> living with my mum
14:11:00 <unclenevs> ahh
14:12:00 <unclenevs> ive always said if your parents/parent arent really crazy stay home and save money as long as you can
14:12:00 <unclenevs> i was out by 17
14:12:00 <NightDemon> yeah i got divorced about 5 yrs ago
14:12:00 <NightDemon> had to move back home
14:12:00 <NightDemon> went through a bad time
14:12:00 <NightDemon> now recovering
14:13:00 <unclenevs> thats rough bro
14:13:00 <unclenevs> good you had them to head back to hough
14:13:00 <NightDemon> yeah thats true
14:14:00 <NightDemon> help me out too much
14:14:00 <Skirmish> Does Pollock come over dor dinner at your parents?
14:14:00 <Skirmish> in between stalking people of course.
14:14:00 <NightDemon> I wish
14:15:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ MONSOON
14:15:00 <British^Meat> Rattle off some more IRC names Monsoon
14:21:00 <Skirmish> I keep burping sesame oil flavour.
14:22:00 <unclenevs> seriously considering dominos
14:23:00 <dematerialised> my farts smell like old tyre air
14:23:00 <Skirmish> dominos is terrible in my area.
14:24:00 <Serenity> -in my area
14:24:00 <NightDemon> mm pizza
14:24:00 <unclenevs> its pretty terrible in general but the alternatives at this time of day are all much the same
14:24:00 <Skirmish> I miss eagle boys. Used to get a double topped egg and bacon pizza with the edge. So good.
14:24:00 <unclenevs> and i cbf leaving the house
14:25:00 <Serenity> egg and bacon pizza????? !? !?!?!?
14:25:00 <Serenity> oh my god
14:25:00 <Skirmish> Yah. The 'Aussie Pizza'.
14:25:00 <unclenevs> Italty on High Street is amazing if anyones out this way
14:25:00 <unclenevs> Italy*
14:25:00 <Serenity> that sounds amazing
14:26:00 <TheRiddler> I miss dominoes wedge pizza
14:26:00 <Serenity> i just miss shit food in gens
14:26:00 <Skirmish> What is amazing is what faux told me to cook for dinner tonight.
14:26:00 <TheRiddler> it's a pizza with potato wedges on it
14:26:00 <Serenity> what did she tell you to cook
14:27:00 <Serenity> poo?
14:27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:27:00 <Skirmish> chicken stir fry with sesame and soy sauce.
14:27:00 <TheRiddler> how wude
14:27:00 <Skirmish> and garlic.
14:27:00 <Serenity> its hard to tell sometimes if shes gonna give a serious answer or not haha
14:27:00 <Doodle> lol poo
14:27:00 <Serenity> that sounds pre good Skirmish i may also cook something similar
14:27:00 <Skirmish> Anything that doesn't have smd after it is generally a serious response I have found.
14:28:00 <NightDemon> sounds shit
14:28:00 <TheRiddler> I seriously need to pee smd
14:28:00 <Skirmish> Only you TheRiddler.
14:29:00 <unclenevs> so basically normal stirfry Skirmish
14:29:00 <NightDemon> that he thinks is amazing
14:29:00 <NightDemon> LOL
14:29:00 <unclenevs> lol
14:29:00 <dematerialised> LOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
14:29:00 <dematerialised> hi k9
14:29:00 <Skirmish> I normally don't cook stir fry. I am waiting for the wife to wake up and tell me that it's terrible and I should have waited for her to cook it.
14:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
14:29:00 <unclenevs> sesame oil and soy sauce isnt really a revelation bro
14:30:00 <dematerialised> what are your thoughts on open border policy?
14:30:00 <NightDemon> pretty bland
14:30:00 <Skirmish> For my skill level of cooking ... this is amazing.
14:30:00 <unclenevs> dematerialised lol
14:30:00 <unclenevs> dematerialised ever jammed something into the head of your cock?
14:30:00 <NightDemon> def need to add some chilli to that stir fry
14:30:00 <dematerialised> JUST GET THE FIST RIGHT IN THERE
14:30:00 <TheRiddler> sesame seeds
14:30:00 <NightDemon> liven things up a bid
14:30:00 <dematerialised> i mean no
14:30:00 <Doodle> you cant go wrong with stir fries, incinerate the meat and dont overcook the veg
14:30:00 <dematerialised> no I have not
14:30:00 <NightDemon> bit*
14:30:00 <Doodle> done
14:30:00 <Serenity> pre much
14:30:00 <Doodle> now i want noodle box
14:31:00 <unclenevs> i use the thick oyster sauce
14:31:00 <unclenevs> from the asian grovers
14:31:00 <Serenity> you can get creative mixing up sauces
14:31:00 <unclenevs> grocers.
14:31:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the sublime pair of Serenity & Doodle
14:31:00 <dematerialised> overpriced nachos is on my todo list
14:31:00 <NightDemon> i like Flat Rice Noodles
14:31:00 <Serenity> hola Matthew
14:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just had a wrap… greek flat bread is the freakin’ best
14:31:00 <Doodle> we dont want to know about your sexual proclivities sarah
14:31:00 <Doodle> hai Matthew
14:31:00 <Serenity> like pad thai noodles?
14:31:00 <Serenity> oh jesus doodle vomit
14:31:00 <TheRiddler> be creative with stir fry not bolognese :P
14:31:00 <Doodle> lmao
14:31:00 <Skirmish> I bought little button mushrooms to put in it and I thought 'Well K peels these so I will too' and I peeled one and went FUCK IT and just threw the rest in.
14:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> good afternoon matthew!
14:31:00 <Serenity> no you dont be creative with bolognese
14:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:32:00 <unclenevs> Skirmish: brown some pine nuts and crushed cashews to put on top too
14:32:00 <NightDemon> mushrooms shrivel up to nothing
14:32:00 <dematerialised> like my penis
14:32:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
14:32:00 <Doodle> hehee
14:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler
14:32:00 <Matthew> omg katatonic_kate01, one of my absolute favourites... I cannot believe I missed your attendance...
14:32:00 <Matthew> good afternoon~
14:32:00 <TheRiddler> you didn't miss any convo from last night it seems
14:32:00 <Serenity> Masterchef #melbourne edition
14:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> *Waves*
14:32:00 <TheRiddler> :p
14:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> masterchef lol
14:32:00 <Skirmish> I don't care if you pick on my cooking I know I am pretty ordinary in that dept.
14:33:00 <unclenevs> also use chicken thigh fillets and not breast
14:33:00 <unclenevs> ;)
14:33:00 <TheRiddler> the latest masterchef was decent
14:33:00 <Serenity> Up next we show you how to make a tasty snack from fried foreskins
14:33:00 <Skirmish> I make up for it with oral sex and a penis with a larger than average diameter.
14:33:00 <Clarkson> Hey, fuck you.
14:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i wouldn’t mind if Manu was on masterchef, nightly!
14:33:00 <Matthew> oh god!!!!!
14:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd, exactly matthew
14:33:00 <TheRiddler> probably because there was some decent chefs this time on it
14:33:00 <Serenity> i dont even watch it tbh
14:33:00 <dematerialised> neither tbh
14:33:00 <unclenevs> me either
14:33:00 <Serenity> bunch of narcissistic wankers
14:34:00 <unclenevs> i dont watch anything on fta
14:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i watched the first season then was like naw pass
14:34:00 <TheRiddler> there was a guy that made a dessert using a coconut shell
14:34:00 <Skirmish> If it's not Gordon Ramsay yelling at chefs it's not worth watching.
14:34:00 <unclenevs> correct!
14:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
14:35:00 <TheRiddler> wb fawks
14:35:00 <unclenevs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFGhCl3UgAAf3mO.jpg
14:35:00 <Serenity> if thers ever anything on free to air I wanna see i just look it up on their catch up websites
14:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Heston is pretty much the best....
14:35:00 <unclenevs> is he the fat guy?
14:35:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: So many ads on their websites though! Even more than if you watched it air on tv I think.
14:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i’m not paying $500+ to eat his food in melb
14:35:00 <unclenevs> Yea its pricey
14:35:00 <Serenity> yeah its true tbh
14:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah….. tis
14:36:00 <unclenevs> you eat out much?
14:36:00 <Serenity> :}
14:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Would pay $500 for 2 peeps
14:36:00 <Doodle> only when urmums in town
14:36:00 <Doodle> EHEHEE
14:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
14:36:00 <Serenity> hahaha
14:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
14:36:00 <TheRiddler> have you tried any of his food at coles
14:36:00 <Skirmish> I eat out at all the best places. RSL's, Bowling Clubs, etc.
14:36:00 <unclenevs> I'm heading back to Attica next month for a degustation meal
14:36:00 <unclenevs> its like $600 with wine pairing
14:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow you’re all class skirmish
14:36:00 <unclenevs> but only do it once or twice a year
14:36:00 <TheRiddler> he has sauces and I think sausages
14:36:00 <Matthew> welcome back to the underrated fawks
14:37:00 <TheRiddler> or something
14:37:00 <fawks> lol
14:37:00 <fawks> tenks guise
14:37:00 <Skirmish> There is only one restaurant as such that we eat out at and that's because a friend works there.
14:37:00 <TheRiddler> :p
14:37:00 <TheRiddler> np
14:37:00 <TheRiddler> <3
14:37:00 <TheRiddler> rustler's steak house
14:38:00 <TheRiddler> that's my goto resturaunt
14:38:00 <unclenevs> You know whats really good
14:38:00 <unclenevs> Demazzi Stone Grill in Essendon
14:38:00 <Skirmish> I used to love hogs breath but their menu changed and their steaks got so small.
14:38:00 <TheRiddler> for the waffle chips and steak
14:38:00 <Skirmish> I loved them for their $8 half a cow.
14:38:00 <faux> outback jackz
14:38:00 <unclenevs> hogs breath is pretty poor cuts though
14:39:00 <Serenity> hogs breath is hit and miss here
14:39:00 <Serenity> sometimes the steak is really amazing other times its dog food
14:39:00 <Skirmish> There is an Outback Jacks here in Glendale. Is it worth going to?
14:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you been faux?
14:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don’t know if i would eat that much meat
14:39:00 <unclenevs> they still defrost/microwave it so its shit generally
14:39:00 <faux> yeah snot bad but so expensive
14:39:00 <Serenity> outbakc jacks hnnngg
14:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i hate ribs and chicken wings
14:39:00 <Serenity> their waygu burgers
14:39:00 <Serenity> YUM
14:39:00 <Matthew> glendale in california??
14:39:00 <faux> they deliver here now
14:39:00 <unclenevs> its not top grade waygu though just sayibng
14:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> hurricans used to be good…..
14:39:00 <Skirmish> I heard the ribs at Outback Jacks are awesome. Not sure about the rest of their menu though.
14:40:00 <faux> mm hurricanes ribs
14:40:00 <faux> amaze
14:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the burgers used to be totes amaze
14:40:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think there's an outback jacks here
14:40:00 <Skirmish> Stop living in Shitsville TheRiddler.
14:40:00 <Serenity> and the best part about outback jacks is they have a kids room
14:40:00 <Serenity> so the kids can fuck off and let you eat
14:40:00 <Skirmish> lol
14:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:41:00 <Skirmish> I love the look Ethan gives me when we used to go to Hogs Breath and I would ask for the colouring in sheet and crayons for him. You could just tell the voice in his head was saying 'You're such a fucking dickhead dad'.
14:41:00 <Serenity> hahaha
14:42:00 <unclenevs> ha
14:42:00 <TheRiddler> then you do it yourself
14:42:00 <Skirmish> That was the plan. Use the kid as the excuse and colour in myself.
14:43:00 <Skirmish> Been buying my mother adult colouring in books to keep her brain from rotting.
14:43:00 <Serenity> i cannot stand crayons
14:43:00 <Serenity> the feel of them on the paper
14:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:43:00 <TheRiddler> blue vagina
14:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> crayola ones are the best !
14:43:00 <TheRiddler> wait
14:43:00 <Skirmish> I love their smell. Reminds me of the early grades class rooms at primary school. Mixture of glue and crayons smell.
14:44:00 <TheRiddler> what is in adult colouring books
14:44:00 <Serenity> i dont mind the wind up kind
14:44:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Intricate patterns for adults that would make kids throw the books across the room.
14:44:00 <Serenity> but the shitty crayola ones that scratch across the page
14:44:00 <Serenity> blergh
14:44:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
14:44:00 <faux> whatttt
14:44:00 <faux> crayola are the best crayons
14:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif serenity
14:44:00 <Serenity> nope
14:44:00 <Serenity> they sound fucking awful
14:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> the el cheapo ones do
14:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re kinda scratchy
14:44:00 <Skirmish> In the immortal words of Ralph. 'These crayons taste funny'.
14:45:00 <Serenity> ha
14:45:00 <faux> yeah the cheap ones are mo g
14:45:00 <TheRiddler> I thought they'd have just pictures not really suitable for children
14:45:00 <faux> mong
14:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish, you remind me of ralph!
14:45:00 <TheRiddler> tatt outlines lol
14:45:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: no it's not a porn colouring in book.
14:45:00 <Serenity> i need me a colouring book
14:45:00 <Matthew> TheRiddler, you are aware that Red Rooster now deliver?
14:45:00 <Serenity> and some good pencils
14:45:00 <TheRiddler> dissapoint
14:45:00 <faux> i got two amazing ones
14:45:00 <TheRiddler> yes I do
14:45:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Ralph is awesome. That's the nicest thing you have said to me in the past few days.
14:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
14:45:00 <faux> dad got em for me in hosp
14:45:00 <TheRiddler> I have done it 3 times
14:45:00 <faux> good chap
14:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> today, riddler?
14:46:00 <Doodle> [14:45] <faux> i got two amazing ones
14:46:00 <Doodle> eehehhehhehhe
14:46:00 <faux> LOL
14:46:00 <faux> ffs
14:46:00 <TheRiddler> nope
14:46:00 <Serenity> i always used to say to myself.. I dont think red rooster food could get any worse
14:46:00 <Skirmish> PICS!
14:46:00 <faux> hes seen pix tyvm
14:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> red rooster is shit!
14:46:00 <Serenity> and then they offered delivery... thats how they could make it worse.. half cold soggy shit food
14:46:00 <TheRiddler> tonight is probably pizza pockets
14:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i only like the chips
14:46:00 <Skirmish> Red rooster chips in Newcastle are on par with KFC chips. Must use a very similar salt.
14:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> they deliver!
14:46:00 <faux> red rooster pineapple fritterssss
14:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yuck
14:46:00 <Matthew> Red Rooster nuggets
14:46:00 <Serenity> their food is so bland
14:47:00 <TheRiddler> oh
14:47:00 <Serenity> and if its not bland its covered in salt
14:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> what’s up with red rooster selling fish too
14:47:00 <TheRiddler> hjs have changed from fries to chips
14:47:00 <TheRiddler> :(
14:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> like, i don’t know why they have to also sell fish…. weirds me out
14:47:00 <Serenity> lucky i dont eat it anymore
14:47:00 <Matthew> hungry jacks? what?
14:47:00 <Matthew> when?
14:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> I eat the chips spasmodically
14:47:00 <TheRiddler> their fish is ok
14:47:00 <unclenevs> red rooster delivers here now
14:47:00 <unclenevs> their rolls are pretty good
14:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> no way
14:48:00 <unclenevs> they deliver where i work too pretty hectic
14:48:00 <TheRiddler> they used to do barracuda fish wraps
14:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird…with a side of chicken
14:48:00 <Matthew> nothing worse than ordering McNuggets and they have clearly been sitting in the 'heater' for 3 hours and are all dried out
14:48:00 <TheRiddler> I'd rather subway deliver
14:48:00 <Serenity> barracuda hahah
14:48:00 <Matthew> freshly done? superb. with sweet and sour.
14:48:00 <Serenity> barramundi?
14:48:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
14:48:00 <TheRiddler> that
14:48:00 <Skirmish> KFC are doing 24 nuggests for $10 here. Should go buy a box on the way to work.
14:48:00 <TheRiddler> I got it mixed up with the song
14:49:00 <Doodle> good song tho
14:49:00 <Matthew> i'm not sure that offer is still valid?
14:49:00 <Serenity> it reminds me of guitar hero
14:49:00 <TheRiddler> same
14:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes serenity!
14:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was thinking that
14:49:00 <TheRiddler> I'm itching to play it again
14:49:00 <unclenevs> fuck it im ordering dominso
14:49:00 <Skirmish> Matthew: It is here.
14:49:00 <unclenevs> dominos.
14:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think we still have the guitar down stairs lol
14:49:00 <Skirmish> unclenevs: NO! Do drive through KFC and get a zinger stacker burger combo.
14:49:00 <TheRiddler> the new guitar hero is now $97 at eb with guitar
14:49:00 <Serenity> we've got like 6 guitars
14:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:50:00 <Doodle> start a band
14:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> band!
14:50:00 <Serenity> id have to steal all the shit outta ants room
14:50:00 <Serenity> effort
14:50:00 <unclenevs> wtf
14:50:00 <unclenevs> https://www.dominos.com.au/inside-dominos/technology/dru
14:50:00 <Doodle> 'the wankers'
14:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah down stairs effort
14:50:00 <Skirmish> You can get the guitar hero app and a guitar that connects to your phone to play it.
14:50:00 <Matthew> I need to show you all a photo and get your opinion...
14:50:00 <unclenevs> if i ever see one of these going down the street im just gonna jack the pizza out of it
14:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> robots deliver pizza now?
14:50:00 <TheRiddler> it's tamper proof
14:51:00 <Skirmish> unclenevs: I am waiting for amazon drones to be flying around delivering parcels and I am going to shoot them down.
14:51:00 <unclenevs> nothing is tamper proof
14:51:00 <unclenevs> Skirmish: ha right on
14:51:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: nothing is tamper proof. Someone will write a code to hijack them.
14:51:00 <Serenity> I wish someone would start shooting australia post employees
14:51:00 <TheRiddler> true
14:51:00 <Serenity> useless fuckstains
14:51:00 <TheRiddler> but you wont be able to pry it open by force
14:51:00 <unclenevs> yea fuck aus post
14:51:00 <Clarkson> ever heard of socks proxys dumb ass ops
14:51:00 <Skirmish> They are all contractors now if you mean the ones delivering parcels.
14:52:00 <unclenevs> i catch them all the time not even knocking just putting delivery letters in the letterbox
14:52:00 <faux> i dont want them shot but i would like a few to hit their toes on coffee tables
14:52:00 <unclenevs> they dont even come up to the door
14:52:00 <faux> cunts
14:52:00 <Serenity> yeah the parcel guys
14:52:00 <Serenity> thats why theyre so shit
14:52:00 <unclenevs> theyre fucked
14:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah im waiting for something in ze post… it’s lost
14:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> has been for oh 2 weeks
14:52:00 <unclenevs> and i always get the same guy
14:52:00 <TheRiddler> probably have to hit it with with a sledge hammer to get the pizza
14:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
14:52:00 <Serenity> ive had a parcel that hasnt moved from vic in 7 days
14:52:00 <Serenity> why am i paying for tracking when they dont use it
14:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> bloody hello
14:52:00 <Skirmish> ok I confess. I have over the years found out all your names and I am messing with your parcels!
14:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> -o
14:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:53:00 <TheRiddler> the tracking is horrible
14:53:00 <unclenevs> ha
14:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish - you wish!
14:53:00 <unclenevs> the worst is UPS/USPS tracking from overseas to here
14:53:00 <Skirmish> Yeah unless you are getting shit from overseas there's not much I can do to mess with it.
14:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw that actually is ok!
14:53:00 <unclenevs> and then if you miss a delivery you have to go out to fucking egypt to get your shit
14:53:00 <TheRiddler> I think startrack has become better than austpost now
14:53:00 <Skirmish> lol egypt.
14:54:00 <unclenevs> startrack is WAY better now
14:54:00 <unclenevs> ever call them though? nightmare
14:54:00 <TheRiddler> I should of selected
14:54:00 <Serenity> yeah startrack have been good
14:54:00 <Serenity> but austpost
14:54:00 <TheRiddler> them for express
14:54:00 <Serenity> argh
14:54:00 <TheRiddler> not austpost
14:54:00 <Serenity> express isnt even worth it with austpost
14:54:00 <Serenity> you pay $7 more and half the time its not even quicker
14:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> it so isn’t worth expressing it
14:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
14:54:00 <TheRiddler> also I think they sent it standard anyways
14:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts
14:55:00 <TheRiddler> it was only $1 more than standard for my hdd
14:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is probably gold class express now
14:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> you pay double for it and it arrives 1 day before ‘normal’ express post would
14:55:00 <unclenevs> has anyone had their ebay shit delivered to woolworths yet?
14:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
14:55:00 <unclenevs> i havent but it sounds handy given theyre open to 12am
14:55:00 <unclenevs> yea
14:55:00 <faux> me dad has
14:55:00 <faux> saud its amazing
14:55:00 <unclenevs> you can select the shit you buy on ebay to be delivered to your local woolies
14:55:00 <TheRiddler> new deal?
14:55:00 <faux> so easy
14:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell
14:56:00 <TheRiddler> cool
14:56:00 <faux> much easier thqn auspost
14:56:00 <faux> seeing as they close at 4
14:56:00 <faux> lol
14:56:00 <unclenevs> at first i thought it was dumb but itd make it much easier grabbing shit after work
14:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have been living under a rock
14:56:00 <Clarkson> Im raisin hell like felonies~~
14:56:00 <unclenevs> yep yep
14:56:00 <Matthew> guys (Serenity, faux, Doodle, katatonic_kate01 in particular) ... I need your help ... look at this YouTube history list (it's not mine):
14:56:00 <Matthew> http://postimg.org/image/oyvcx3lsf/
14:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok hang 3
14:56:00 <TheRiddler> can you do that and have them send it with your groceries
14:56:00 <Doodle> umm ok
14:56:00 <Doodle> its blokes with no tops on
14:56:00 <Matthew> what are your FIRST thoughts when you see this recently viewed list... seriously...
14:56:00 <unclenevs> whaat
14:56:00 <unclenevs> thats even easier
14:56:00 <Doodle> gay
14:56:00 <unclenevs> i get my groceries delivered all the time
14:56:00 <TheRiddler> do they deliver to the house too?
14:56:00 <Skirmish> Looks like Kate's youtube history.
14:56:00 <faux> howd u get doodles history
14:57:00 <TheRiddler> the ebay stuff
14:57:00 <Doodle> rofl
14:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> GAY
14:57:00 <Matthew> this is the background...
14:57:00 <unclenevs> then again if i know i have a package waiting im too impatient and dont want to wait
14:57:00 <Doodle> o/`
14:57:00 <unclenevs> so id probably go in and get it
14:57:00 <faux> hurry type it fast pls i need to get me food
14:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha my youtube history has lots of serial killer docos
14:57:00 <faux> same
14:57:00 <Serenity> first thoughts.. a gay who likes quentionable aged boys
14:57:00 <faux> lol
14:57:00 <Serenity> questionable
14:57:00 <faux> QUENTIONABLE
14:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah first thought… gay.
14:57:00 <Doodle> mine has video game shows and marketing videos
14:57:00 <Matthew> a 13 year old boy who I mentor (I've spoken about him before... he lived with me last year and then attacked me but now we have reconnected again) .. he used my phone yesterday to find a song... anyway forgot to log out...
14:57:00 <unclenevs> mine has a heap of radio show shit
14:57:00 <Matthew> I look at his 'history' last night... and see this...
14:57:00 <Skirmish> It's Matthew's history despite his claims that it's not.
14:57:00 <Doodle> olawdy
14:57:00 <unclenevs> haha
14:58:00 <unclenevs> suspect!
14:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh….
14:58:00 <unclenevs> *logs room from now on*
14:58:00 <Matthew> it is NOT mine
14:58:00 <Serenity> oh well not questionable then
14:58:00 <Matthew> i am worried for him
14:58:00 <Serenity> but def gay
14:58:00 <faux> so hes gay
14:58:00 <Clarkson> Digerati fuck me have you been rambling for 72 hours straight now ?
14:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> worried that he likes the cock?
14:58:00 <faux> why worried rnt u ay
14:58:00 <faux> gay
14:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh, it’s understandable!
14:58:00 <Matthew> he acts VERY tough and is ALWAYS in trouble at school ... he gets into fights etc
14:58:00 <Matthew> but I think it just a show
14:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> but they guys on the youtube are not even hawt
14:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> STRAIGHT Acting - and minces around at home?
14:58:00 <faux> lol kate cos that's the important bit
14:59:00 <faux> ya mong
14:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS :P
14:59:00 <Skirmish> I think it's more concerning that they let this kid live with you Matthew.
14:59:00 <Doodle> lmao
14:59:00 <Matthew> Skirmish, you have no idea of the story. so stop it.
14:59:00 <unclenevs> haha
14:59:00 <unclenevs> shots
14:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways what are you concerned about?
14:59:00 <Matthew> it's easy to pass judgement from behind a computer screen but it's a complicated situation
14:59:00 <Matthew> faux knows
14:59:00 <unclenevs> is the complication a love between a grown man and 13 year old boy?
14:59:00 <unclenevs> jokes..
15:00:00 <faux> lmao
15:00:00 <faux> sh
15:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no
15:00:00 <faux> shh*
15:00:00 <unclenevs> just jokes
15:00:00 <Skirmish> Kate is probably the only one that can give you a reasonable response here based on her line of work.
15:00:00 <TheRiddler> elmo?
15:00:00 <Matthew> i knew some smartarse would say that
15:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, anyone can….
15:00:00 <Serenity> its a pretty normal thing for a 13 year old who couldpossibly be confused about how he feels
15:00:00 <unclenevs> well its pretty polarising
15:00:00 <faux> i knew a guy who was like rah rah gay r shit they need ti be ded etc etc
15:00:00 <Matthew> this poor boy (And his 2 brothers) have a heroin addict mother who hasn't bothered with them in over a year and a Dad in jail
15:00:00 <unclenevs> which really if you think about it is sad
15:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly serenity
15:00:00 <Serenity> act tough show everyone youre normal by being a tough man
15:00:00 <faux> then he finally admitted to me he blew some guy at a busstop
15:00:00 <Doodle> whoah
15:01:00 <Matthew> so I was happy to take them in after his Nan asked and requested I do so through uniting care
15:01:00 <faux> soz doodle
15:01:00 <Doodle> and i never caught the bus since
15:01:00 <TheRiddler> some random?
15:01:00 <faux> couldnt keep it in
15:01:00 <ShadowLurker> hasnt everyone faux
15:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> if there are behavioural issues, it could be a range of things including sexuality
15:01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:01:00 <faux> LOL
15:01:00 <unclenevs> good work Matthew
15:01:00 <faux> paul.
15:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> exploring sexuality
15:01:00 <faux> pox
15:01:00 <unclenevs> good karma for you bro
15:01:00 <ShadowLurker> what
15:01:00 <Doodle> poxxxxxx
15:01:00 <faux> pix
15:01:00 <ShadowLurker> are you high
15:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> pix of ya pox
15:01:00 <faux> no
15:01:00 <Serenity> are you blowing people at the busstop now ShadowLurker
15:01:00 <TheRiddler> the pox box
15:01:00 <faux> lmao
15:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:01:00 <Skirmish> Maybe he is having no luck with the school sluts and wants to know what kind of body would get the little whores throwing their moisties his way?
15:01:00 <Serenity> fucks sake ill bring you some lunch if youre that hungry
15:01:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
15:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:02:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
15:02:00 <Matthew> thank you unclenevs ... one of the boys attacked me last year and i couldn't do it anymore... but we have recently reconnected in the last month
15:02:00 <Doodle> he's graduated to bus terminals sezz
15:02:00 <Doodle> more people
15:02:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
15:02:00 <Serenity> loll
15:02:00 <ShadowLurker> more ppl more coin
15:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> $$$
15:03:00 <Student> oh , that is how they are earning in Australia :P
15:03:00 <Student> poor economy
15:03:00 <TheRiddler> become a bus driver and make the ones that come on with no money blow ya :p
15:03:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off student you fucktard
15:03:00 <Clarkson> i'd trade an inch on the penis for a couple of inches on the triceps/biceps
15:03:00 <Doodle> lmao
15:03:00 <Student> ha ha ShadowLurker
15:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> the bus drivers in nsw are not that attractive
15:03:00 <ShadowLurker> would you Clarkson
15:03:00 <Clarkson> dont fucking step over the fucking line mel
15:03:00 <Serenity> fuck that TheRiddler have you seen the people who catch the bus?
15:03:00 <TheRiddler> "no money?" *zip*
15:03:00 <Skirmish> Matthew: Considering that youtube history and the possible readings of it are, do you think this kid has sought you out to reconnect with you specifically?
15:03:00 <Serenity> you'd end up with a gob full of homeless gouda
15:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh vom
15:04:00 <Doodle> looool
15:04:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
15:04:00 <TheRiddler> less teeth
15:04:00 <Doodle> SARAH
15:04:00 <Serenity> sorry :(
15:04:00 <faux> yeah here they blow people Student instead of blowin em up
15:04:00 <unclenevs> LOL
15:04:00 <Doodle> i thought i brought u up better than that
15:04:00 <Matthew> no. I made the first move to reconnect at a birthday about a month ago that we both attended
15:04:00 <Doodle> its stilton
15:04:00 <Student> ha ha faux
15:04:00 <Matthew> he gave me a big hug and said "we don't hold grudges do we?"
15:04:00 <Matthew> so for him... that's about as good as an apology
15:04:00 <unclenevs> i bet he did
15:04:00 <unclenevs> (sorry)
15:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> how old is this kid
15:04:00 <Student> i assure you much more high pay for blowin people :P
15:04:00 <ShadowLurker> why do you feel the need to reconnect with a 13yo
15:04:00 <Doodle> 46 katatonic_kate01
15:04:00 <ShadowLurker> is it family
15:04:00 <faux> how would u have beeb invited to the same party as a 13 year old
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ doodle :P
15:05:00 <faux> :/
15:05:00 <faux> a 13 year old student. ..
15:05:00 <Doodle> run
15:05:00 <Doodle> RUN
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:05:00 <ShadowLurker> its a bit weird
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle are you 46
15:05:00 <Matthew> it is, definitely
15:05:00 <Doodle> lol no u bitch
15:05:00 <unclenevs> fuck man its so easy to spend $50 on dominos
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> <3
15:05:00 <faux> darn
15:05:00 <Doodle> <3 bitch
15:05:00 <TheRiddler> no it's not
15:05:00 <Skirmish> unclenevs: And get nothing for it.
15:05:00 <unclenevs> dude i just added 2 pizzas a coke and some nuggest
15:05:00 <unclenevs> nuggets..
15:06:00 <TheRiddler> did you use coupons
15:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> 50 bucks, how fat are you
15:06:00 <faux> go to retailmenot.com.au
15:06:00 <TheRiddler> ^
15:06:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
15:06:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: I am with you. it feels weird but I just put it down to my massive cause of being a bigot.
15:06:00 <faux> youll get deals
15:06:00 <unclenevs> katatonic_kate01 haha its not just for me
15:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew
15:06:00 <unclenevs> katatonic_kate01 but fat.
15:06:00 <unclenevs> faux: ill check it
15:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 obv.
15:06:00 <unclenevs> cheers
15:06:00 <TheRiddler> you can get that cheaper at eagleboys
15:06:00 <Student> :)
15:06:00 <TheRiddler> anyways
15:06:00 <Serenity> i think that people dont like Matthew so try and turn it into something itisnt
15:06:00 <Serenity> tbh
15:06:00 <ShadowLurker> its either another of mattjews bs stories orrrr something to be seriously concerned about
15:06:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of 13yr old
15:06:00 <unclenevs> Serenity: its the same reason male teachers have it hard
15:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler…. keep it clean!
15:07:00 <Matthew> i asked for some advice and didn't expect to be pretty much labelled a pedo
15:07:00 <TheRiddler> my friend is planning to become a lollipop guard
15:07:00 <Matthew> clearly the wrong audience. sorry.
15:07:00 <Skirmish> Either way if Matthew isn't trained to handle teen kids with issues he should maybe be referring the kid to someone that is?
15:07:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh Matthew i wouldnt ask this place for advice
15:07:00 <unclenevs> Skirmish i agree
15:07:00 <TheRiddler> the 1 I went to philippines with
15:07:00 <unclenevs> 13 is a very delicate age
15:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’d say, if this said 13 year old has a gaurdian i’d have a chat to them about the kid….
15:07:00 <Serenity> all 13 year olds should be locked in padded cells
15:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
15:07:00 <Serenity> theyre al nuts
15:07:00 <faux> i dont think youre a pedo i just wanted to know how youd be invited to the same party as a 13 year old student
15:07:00 <faux> but i didnt get an answer
15:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
15:08:00 <unclenevs> haa
15:08:00 <Matthew> if you understood his grandmother... you'd understand this cannot happen
15:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunt comes to mind
15:08:00 <Doodle> it was a shopkins party
15:08:00 <unclenevs> faux: as if hes gonna turn down icecream cake
15:08:00 <Matthew> it was his little brothers 2nd birthday
15:08:00 <unclenevs> noone turns down icecream cake
15:08:00 <faux> ah k
15:08:00 <faux> eheeheh shopkins
15:08:00 <Skirmish> Is there someone in United Care that can speak to this kid and offer him help?
15:08:00 <faux> my sissy loves shopkins
15:08:00 <Serenity> fuck shopkins
15:08:00 <faux> SHOPKIN KISSINA
15:08:00 <Matthew> and when i taught the boy in question, his grandmother became very close to me because i was pretty much (believe it or not!!) one of the only 'normal' people around
15:08:00 <Serenity> lils got that much of theshit
15:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking shopkins
15:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> they cant get fucked
15:08:00 <Doodle> alright calm down ladies
15:08:00 <Matthew> and then uniting care asked me to mentor the boys, which i did for 18 months and have recently started again
15:08:00 <Doodle> jesus
15:09:00 <faux> im calm i was giggling cos ab loves shoppykinx
15:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh like big brother thing
15:09:00 <faux> luff her little butt
15:09:00 <unclenevs> uniting care asked you to mentor the boys with no qualifications?
15:09:00 <Doodle> oh yeah uniting care that charitable church based organisation, they do a lot for young kids
15:09:00 <unclenevs> im assuming ^
15:09:00 <Skirmish> Sorry but the media have programmed me to believe that any religious organisation dealing with children is a bad idea.
15:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> The child watches em on youtube, then begs to get them at the shops
15:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> DAILY!
15:09:00 <faux> lol
15:09:00 <faux> same as me sissy
15:09:00 <faux> shes obsessed
15:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i just say yes now
15:10:00 <unclenevs> maybe the kids wanting to bulk up
15:10:00 <unclenevs> and learn how to dress to impress girls
15:10:00 <faux> i wanna flykick her over a fence
15:10:00 <Skirmish> lol
15:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> she gets one… then 3 days later i’m walking on it almost breaking my fat feet
15:10:00 <faux> ehe
15:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ faux
15:10:00 <Matthew> umm just fyi ... no qualifications? i have a bachelor of education and undertook 8 weeks of training before taking the role
15:10:00 <Skirmish> Imagining faux doing marital art moves instantly turns the picture into a cartoon.
15:10:00 <Matthew> it isn't just ask some tom dick and harry off the street
15:10:00 <ShadowLurker> also
15:10:00 <faux> lol
15:10:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
15:11:00 <TheRiddler> faux was kung fu fighting
15:11:00 <Doodle> yes pls
15:11:00 <Matthew> they try and match the troubled youths with positive influences already in their life
15:11:00 <Skirmish> http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/powerpuff-yourself-heres-how-to-turn-yourself-into-a-powerpuff-girl-a6966161.html
15:11:00 <Skirmish> GO!
15:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> matthew, do you have someone you can speak to at anglicare about the mentoring?
15:11:00 <Matthew> yes.. she is a fruitcake but i can
15:11:00 <faux> this conversation is making me hungrier
15:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Usually there will be a supervisor or someone you can chat to
15:11:00 <unclenevs> like i said, i was assuming
15:11:00 <faux> you cunts distracted me
15:11:00 <faux> adiis
15:11:00 <Clarkson> fact that I had a mem microsd in the fucker
15:11:00 <unclenevs> and fair enough
15:11:00 <faux> adios
15:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Well speak to someone else about the situation
15:11:00 <ShadowLurker> you know whats positive
15:11:00 <faux> me butt
15:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> just so it’s documented somewhere
15:11:00 <ShadowLurker> charlie sheen
15:11:00 <Doodle> mmmmmmmm
15:12:00 <faux> oh
15:12:00 <Doodle> pox
15:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i’d also keep a diary of events with the said kid
15:12:00 <faux> NO
15:12:00 <Doodle> YES
15:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> for your own records
15:12:00 <Doodle> FUCKEN
15:12:00 <faux> YIUVE SEEN IT
15:12:00 <Doodle> show me again
15:12:00 <TheRiddler> PIX OF POX
15:12:00 <Matthew> like he's done NOTHING wrong.. he is just looking at some interesting stuff on youtube... i just hope he is dealing with any of these mixed feelings the right way
15:12:00 <Matthew> its not like he has assaulted somebody or anything like that
15:12:00 <faux> NK
15:12:00 <Skirmish> Why does it sound like Matthew is creating a situation where he is the only person that can deal with this kid and shuts down all other suggested avenues?
15:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i know he hasn’t done anything wrong…. i’m just saying for YOU to keep a record of events / meetings / interactions
15:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> you have with this kid
15:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> observations…
15:13:00 <Matthew> oh Skirmish, ffs... i'll shut up then
15:13:00 <unclenevs> If it was me, id make sure theyre getting professional help as well
15:13:00 <Skirmish> You operate through an organisation Matthew. I find it difficult to believe you do not have avenues to report things.
15:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> it will build up a bigger picture n’ stuff…
15:13:00 <Matthew> everything i say...you are just super critical of me
15:13:00 <Matthew> i won't even fucking bother. happy
15:13:00 <unclenevs> not just the help from someone with an education qualification
15:13:00 <Skirmish> Rightio Mr Sooky Pants.
15:13:00 <Doodle> why cant we all just lube up and get along
15:13:00 <unclenevs> but your intent and heart sounds like its in the right place Matthew so good on you
15:13:00 <unclenevs> so many kids go on with no help at all
15:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle!
15:14:00 <Student> lube up? oh
15:14:00 <Doodle> not u Student
15:14:00 <Skirmish> You have been given suggestion after suggestion for a solid 10 minutes Matthew and you've tried to shoot every single one of them down. Were you just looking for praise rather than opinions?
15:14:00 <Student> thank you Doodle, you are a life saver :P
15:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, what kinda lube do you find is the best?
15:14:00 <unclenevs> also i just saved myself $15 on this dominos shit and got an extra pizza that probably wont get eaten
15:14:00 <Doodle> tears
15:14:00 <unclenevs> thanks all
15:14:00 <ShadowLurker> tears
15:14:00 <Serenity> why does tara moss sound like she has a mouth full of testicles when she talks
15:14:00 <Doodle> lolol
15:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ doodle
15:14:00 <Student> you have been called ANGEL for nothing :P
15:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> you said that TOO fast
15:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
15:15:00 <Student> Tears in the Rain :P
15:15:00 <Doodle> sezz, from practice :)
15:15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:15:00 <ShadowLurker> in this order 1. tears 2. blood 3. motor oil
15:15:00 <Student> order of ShadowLurker
15:15:00 <TheRiddler> spit
15:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ferals!
15:16:00 <ShadowLurker> piss off student
15:16:00 <faux> im worried about the condition of serenitys vagina
15:16:00 <Student> i did that early morning
15:16:00 <ShadowLurker> its pristine
15:16:00 <Doodle> lol
15:16:00 <Student> not feeling like i have to do it now, but i will consider your request
15:16:00 <faux> motor oil
15:16:00 <Doodle> its viscous
15:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> get ya motor running
15:16:00 <TheRiddler> piss
15:16:00 <Doodle> paulie do u use mineral or synthetic
15:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler!
15:16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:17:00 <ShadowLurker> fully synth of course
15:17:00 <Doodle> nice
15:17:00 <ShadowLurker> only the best
15:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> you scare me at times
15:17:00 <Student> very well people, do you understand that is someone else's vagina you people are talking about? how rude
15:17:00 <Doodle> only the nest
15:17:00 <Doodle> n
15:17:00 <Doodle> b
15:17:00 <Doodle> :/
15:17:00 <Doodle> ye
15:17:00 <Student> talk about your dicks, and your vaginas
15:17:00 <Student> be practical
15:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah talk bout dick
15:17:00 <Student> here we go
15:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> and sending dickpics for my wall of shame
15:17:00 <ShadowLurker> my cock can walk right thru the door
15:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:18:00 <Student> is your cock WIRELESS?
15:18:00 <ShadowLurker> banana banana banana banana terra cotta banana terra cotta terra cotta pie
15:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qz7w9
15:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> sicking ftw
15:20:00 <unclenevs> its a bit redundant if you post your own meme
15:20:00 <unclenevs> and misspell it
15:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> I didn’t. I found it like that.
15:21:00 <unclenevs> yea
15:21:00 <Skirmish> ROFL http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/0C18FC39-5C1A-4B6E-AFEC-625ED7CF86C3_zpsiqcspkgx.jpg
15:22:00 <Skirmish> Hoof her right in the front butt!
15:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
15:22:00 <ShadowLurker> her dirty pillows
15:22:00 <ShadowLurker> LOLOL
15:23:00 <Skirmish> I have made what I believe is what I would look like as a Powerpuff Guy. http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/static_zpsu6p4csox.png
15:23:00 <Skirmish> My cat is on lsd.
15:24:00 <unclenevs> our dogs old af
15:24:00 <unclenevs> sleeps all day
15:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgxzQVGkTHk <— doodle & skirmish
15:26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DONALD TRUMP IN MEAN GIRLS Views: 16,917 Uploader: TheCrazyGorilla Uploaded: Apr 3, 2016 Duration: 1m18s Rating: 4.94
15:27:00 <Doodle> hahhahha
15:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah funny
15:28:00 <faux> hehehehe i lold so hard atthat last night
15:28:00 <Skirmish> Trump for President.
15:28:00 <Skirmish> I might find it funnier if I had seen the movie.
15:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Um
15:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
15:29:00 <Doodle> can u put the kettle on 4 me katatonic_kate01
15:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, can’t. Fat feet, sore back
15:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’ll have to do it this time
15:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> black, 2 sugars
15:30:00 <Doodle> same as EVERY time
15:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah, deal with it
15:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
15:30:00 <Doodle> FINE
15:30:00 <Doodle> *shakes penis*
15:30:00 <Doodle> brb
15:31:00 <Matthew> Shanina
15:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> I really need to do my assignment but
15:32:00 <EclecticWannaB> creepy pastas from the dark web !!
15:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> effort
15:33:00 <faux> do mine
15:33:00 <Matthew> 4 and a bit days of holidays left... wahhh :(
15:33:00 <faux> i read close to 50 pages this morning
15:33:00 <faux> death
15:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i did too *cries*
15:34:00 <unclenevs> im back to work tomorrow and working saturday ;/
15:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do you do?
15:34:00 <unclenevs> i work for a media company
15:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeh doing what exactly?
15:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> could be a cleaner or a coffee fetcher
15:35:00 <unclenevs> media/entertainment
15:35:00 <unclenevs> haha
15:35:00 <unclenevs> nothing fancy
15:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> you provide it
15:35:00 <unclenevs> how about yourself?
15:36:00 <Doodle> [15:32] <faux> do mine
15:36:00 <Doodle> ok
15:38:00 <Student> next
15:39:00 <faux> :D
15:39:00 <faux> -in
15:39:00 <Student> +in
15:39:00 <Student> be positive
15:39:00 <faux> .
15:39:00 <TheRiddler> .
15:40:00 <Doodle> fucking hell
15:40:00 <faux> lol
15:40:00 <Doodle> jack just made himself a cup of tea and tied his tshirt up like daisy duke and is prancing round the living room singing
15:40:00 <Doodle> with his tea
15:40:00 <faux> LOL
15:40:00 <Doodle> special child
15:40:00 <faux> champ
15:40:00 <Student> :)
15:41:00 <faux> check your youtube history whenhe leaves
15:41:00 <unclenevs> lol
15:41:00 <Doodle> lol he's watching it on me tv i can see what he is looking at
15:41:00 <faux> lolllll
15:41:00 <Doodle> atm its fifa
15:41:00 <faux> coukeurs would be proud
15:41:00 <Doodle> lol ye
15:43:00 <Matthew> take a bowww
15:44:00 <unclenevs> dominos now gives interesting facts on the delivery guy on the app
15:44:00 <unclenevs> strange
15:44:00 <unclenevs> my delivery guys fav pizza is peri peri chicken, he likes soft music and his favourite sport is cricket
15:45:00 <TheRiddler> Matthew is delivering your pizza :p
15:45:00 <unclenevs> i could say something really smartarse right now but im new here.
15:45:00 <Matthew> how rude
15:46:00 <NightDemon> lol
15:46:00 <NightDemon> how is that rude?
15:46:00 <Matthew> TheRiddler knows why
15:46:00 <NightDemon> so you like soft music
15:46:00 <NightDemon> ok
15:47:00 <unclenevs> nothing wrong with soft music, its not what i listen to mostly but everything in its place
15:47:00 <Matthew> it's great
15:47:00 <NightDemon> i dont mind it better than all that shit u hear on the radio
15:47:00 <NightDemon> commercial radio'
15:47:00 <unclenevs> my missus listens to a fair bit of folksy shit which gives me a new ear for things
15:48:00 <unclenevs> i listen to mostly the one genre but ive been to come gigs outside of what i usually listen to which have been enjoyable
15:48:00 <TheRiddler> if it was meat lovers and f1 racing I would of said doodle
15:49:00 <faux> LOL
15:49:00 <faux> doodle is a meat lover
15:50:00 <unclenevs> haha
15:50:00 <unclenevs> ok whats everyone elses
15:50:00 <TheRiddler> my favourite pizza is peri peri beef
15:50:00 <Student> angel can feel the hunger?
15:50:00 <Skirmish> Egg and Bacon.
15:50:00 <unclenevs> mines meatlovers, hiphop and ufc
15:50:00 <TheRiddler> from dominos
15:50:00 <TheRiddler> peri peri beef, dominos and AFL
15:51:00 <TheRiddler> err
15:51:00 <Skirmish> There's nothing quite like how your face feels after a good scrub. So smooth.
15:51:00 <TheRiddler> metal
15:51:00 <TheRiddler> not dominos
15:51:00 <unclenevs> right on
15:51:00 <Skirmish> Godsmack in the car, Five Finger Death Punch in the house.
15:52:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eXIOK2vOhM
15:52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Godsmack - Cryin' Like A Bitch!! Views: 19,867,576 Uploader: GodsmackVEVO Uploaded: Apr 15, 2010 Duration: 3m48s Rating: 4.87
15:52:00 <unclenevs> sounds angry
15:52:00 <Skirmish> It is. It's great work out music.
15:53:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhJh5_6MuCk
15:53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Slipknot - Killpop [OFFICIAL VIDEO] Views: 26,223,735 Uploader: Slipknot Uploaded: Jun 8, 2015 Duration: 4m5s Rating: 4.84
15:53:00 <TheRiddler> never knew there was a music video of this 1
15:54:00 <Student> kill pop
15:54:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6TwzSGYycM
15:54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Super Junior 슈í¼ì£¼ë‹ˆì–´_Mr.Simple_MUSICVIDEO Views: 106,855,683 Uploader: SMTOWN Uploaded: Aug 4, 2011 Duration: 4m53s Rating: 4.77
15:55:00 <Skirmish> Woops that's out of Doodle's playlist.
15:55:00 <Skirmish> doodle loves the k-pop.
15:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle’s musical tastes are mostly awesome!
15:56:00 <Skirmish> If you like that Killpop song TheRiddler you will like Stonesour if you haven't already listened to them.
15:56:00 <TheRiddler> I have
15:57:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIzDsGyxsQM
15:57:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg
15:57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Stone Sour - Through Glass [OFFICIAL VIDEO] Views: 39,653,673 Uploader: Roadrunner Records Uploaded: Oct 18, 2006 Duration: 4m18s Rating: 4.90
15:57:00 <Skirmish> Gold. Ok it's cold sitting here naked under the aircon I am going to get ready for work.
15:57:00 <Student> k-pop thing is a bit dull
15:57:00 <Matthew> Doodle, I really love your taste
15:58:00 <Student> that is after the ufc song
15:58:00 <Skirmish> Godsmack is fantastic.
15:58:00 <Student> it rocks
15:58:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rL4em-Xv5o
15:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Godsmack - 1000hp Views: 4,142,940 Uploader: GodsmackVEVO Uploaded: Aug 13, 2014 Duration: 3m54s Rating: 4.85
15:58:00 <unclenevs> not bad
15:59:00 <Student> nice car
16:00:00 <Skirmish> Bit different to what you're used to Student. There is no cow attached to it.
16:00:00 <faux> NAW Oliver
16:00:00 <dematerialised> mmm godsmack
16:00:00 <dematerialised> i've gotten back into it recently
16:01:00 <dematerialised> by far my favourite
16:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lam
16:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ee
16:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> -e
16:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> + o
16:02:00 <Student> always rode the horses, cows for eating :P
16:03:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
16:03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Disturbed - The Sound Of Silence [Official Music Video] Views: 30,253,860 Uploader: Disturbed Uploaded: Dec 8, 2015 Duration: 4m20s Rating: 4.83
16:03:00 <TheRiddler> wow
16:03:00 <dematerialised> disturbed are gay
16:03:00 <Clarkson> is there any point to having a relationship with someone?, it just prevents you from having to keep finding new people to fuck with emotionally and mentally hey?
16:03:00 <TheRiddler> never listened to this before
16:04:00 <Skirmish> disturbed get old really fast.
16:04:00 <Skirmish> Sound is always the same.
16:04:00 <TheRiddler> this is different
16:04:00 <Skirmish> Cause it's their token cover.
16:04:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
16:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> Question: do you guys reckon Brian Cox looks / is a stoner/
16:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
16:04:00 <Skirmish> Same as Land of Confusion.
16:04:00 <unclenevs> i was about to ask about that song
16:05:00 <dematerialised> brian cox the professor or the actor?
16:05:00 <unclenevs> but my friends who are into metal tell me theyre not 'metal'
16:05:00 <unclenevs> but that version is sick
16:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> professor
16:05:00 <dematerialised> he's a poof
16:05:00 <Skirmish> If you want to hear a good cover ....
16:05:00 <dematerialised> not a stoner
16:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> jealous dem!
16:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think stoner / professor
16:05:00 <dematerialised> i just dont understand the fascination
16:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> because he always looks stoned on docos
16:06:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LypjOTTH6E
16:06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Disturbed - The Light [Official Music Video] Views: 7,081,355 Uploader: Disturbed Uploaded: Nov 20, 2015 Duration: 4m22s Rating: 4.87
16:06:00 <Skirmish> https://youtu.be/sXYIxJScSik?t=1m48s
16:06:00 <TheRiddler> even this 1 is different
16:06:00 <unclenevs> everyone heres into metal eh?
16:06:00 <dematerialised> of course
16:06:00 <dematerialised> metal is life
16:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck no
16:06:00 <Clarkson> hey gay partner
16:06:00 <Skirmish> ^ House of the Rising Sun by Five Finger. AMAZING cover.
16:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> it hurts my ears
16:07:00 <dematerialised> at the age of 8 i could recite the entirety of the Black album by metallica
16:07:00 <TheRiddler> what do you listen to kk?
16:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> not metal
16:07:00 <unclenevs> ha
16:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
16:07:00 <Skirmish> MY MOTHER, WAS A TAILOR
16:07:00 <unclenevs> i was the same with run dmc tougher than leather
16:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you 50 in the shade unclenevs?
16:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do i like, lots of stuff musically….. some comercial some not so
16:08:00 <unclenevs> nope
16:09:00 <Skirmish> Kate probably listens to Triple J like all the other cool kids.
16:09:00 <unclenevs> yuck
16:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck no
16:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i listen to soft cock FM
16:09:00 <unclenevs> only radio i listen to now is pbs because i have a mate that does a show
16:09:00 <unclenevs> everything else is boring
16:09:00 <Skirmish> Hinder and Nickelback.
16:09:00 <dematerialised> kate does however listen to house music
16:09:00 <dematerialised> which earns her back some brownie points
16:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do?
16:10:00 <unclenevs> house lol
16:10:00 <unclenevs> is it 1994?
16:10:00 <dematerialised> you do
16:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
16:10:00 <dematerialised> what radio calls "dance" music is closer to house
16:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was in yr 7 in 1994
16:11:00 <unclenevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFvYm-i3vls
16:11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Run DMC - Tougher Than Leather Views: 405,246 Uploader: DaanVerhagen Uploaded: Jul 23, 2008 Duration: 4m23s Rating: 4.89
16:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you tougher than leather
16:12:00 <unclenevs> it depends on the scenario
16:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:12:00 <dematerialised> oh god the stereosonic sound
16:12:00 <dematerialised> would sound great in my datsun
16:13:00 <TheRiddler> run dmc is like the only hip hop band I like
16:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> 180 b
16:13:00 <dematerialised> nah 200B
16:13:00 <faux> year 7?!
16:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> or 120 y
16:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> h
16:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
16:13:00 <faux> bloody ancienf
16:13:00 <faux> t
16:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
16:13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> and justified
16:13:00 <unclenevs> yea Run DMC are kings TheRiddler
16:14:00 <TheRiddler> beastie boys are ok
16:14:00 <dematerialised> im so old i dont even remember what year i was in in 1997
16:14:00 <unclenevs> ha
16:14:00 <unclenevs> i graduated in like 96
16:14:00 <unclenevs> i think
16:14:00 <Matthew> haircut time. bye everyone xx
16:14:00 <TheRiddler> 1997 was year 7 for me
16:14:00 <TheRiddler> no wait
16:14:00 <TheRiddler> year 8
16:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok make me feel ol
16:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> d
16:15:00 <unclenevs> shoosh youre like 22 arent you?
16:15:00 <faux> 2001 for me
16:15:00 <Student> december 1999
16:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> 222
16:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
16:19:00 <unclenevs> anyone into any aussie music?
16:19:00 <dematerialised> aussie hip hop disgusts me
16:19:00 <unclenevs> haha
16:19:00 <unclenevs> a lot of it disgusts a lot of us dont worry
16:19:00 <Student> aussie have country music? how does it go?
16:19:00 <dematerialised> i can listen to lee kernagan
16:20:00 <dematerialised> but aussie hip hop all sounds exactly the same, like i swear each artist is the same guy
16:20:00 <unclenevs> what gets radio play isnt always a fair representation
16:20:00 <faux> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3524063/Transgender-woman-Eva-Tiamat-Medusa-ears-nose-removed-dragon-lady.html
16:20:00 <faux> oh ok
16:20:00 <unclenevs> each to their own dematerialised
16:20:00 <dematerialised> "transgender woman"
16:20:00 <dematerialised> just stop there
16:20:00 <dematerialised> its already fucked up
16:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
16:21:00 <Floss> yeah im not sure people should be chopping their bits off hey
16:21:00 <unclenevs> you like metal right let me know what you think about this
16:21:00 <unclenevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzBVSeCF2Fc
16:21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: KING AUTISM- Bup Bup Bang Views: 18,661 Uploader: kingautism Uploaded: Aug 12, 2012 Duration: 3m23s Rating: 4.77
16:22:00 <Student> ha ha dematerialised
16:22:00 <dematerialised> sounds exactly like everyone else singing aussie hip hop
16:22:00 <unclenevs> haha
16:22:00 <unclenevs> ok
16:22:00 <dematerialised> interesting use of metal elements though
16:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux - what the actual fuck
16:22:00 <faux> ol
16:22:00 <unclenevs> it builds up
16:22:00 <TheRiddler> I'm scared faux
16:22:00 <TheRiddler> :p
16:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> imagine not seeing your dad for like 10 years and he comes out as a dragon lady
16:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> and goes suprise motherfuckers!
16:23:00 <dematerialised> btw son i am no longer human, i wish you to respect my true reptilian birthright
16:23:00 <dematerialised> if you don't you are not my son
16:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> reptililan shapshifter!
16:24:00 <TheRiddler> she's probably a member of scientology too
16:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL # riddller
16:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> @
16:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1,0'I am the Dragon Lady, A pre-op M2F (male to female) transgender in the process of morphing into a human dragon, becoming a reptoid as I shed my human skin and my physical appearance and my life as a whole leaving my humanness behind.
16:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> in other words, I smoke too much crack
16:26:00 <dematerialised> hahahaha
16:26:00 <TheRiddler> spent a little too much time playing champions of corruption
16:26:00 <TheRiddler> :P
16:26:00 <dematerialised> that shit is meant to stay on the internet on your fursona forums
16:26:00 <dematerialised> yuo arent meant to do it in real life
16:26:00 <dematerialised> god damn autists
16:27:00 <TheRiddler> not sure what's worse
16:27:00 <TheRiddler> that or the women that want to be ponies
16:27:00 <dematerialised> they just want to fulfill their bestiality desires
16:27:00 <dematerialised> thats all
16:27:00 <faux> i wana smack this bee bitch on arrow
16:27:00 <dematerialised> its not illegal if its a human pretending to be a horse
16:28:00 <dematerialised> as opposed to an actual horse
16:28:00 <Student> :-/
16:28:00 <Floss> lol pony play
16:28:00 <Floss> i remember the my strange addiction ep about that
16:28:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Bm_wiRT24
16:29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Addicted to Pony Play | My Strange Addiction Views: 1,250,276 Uploader: TLC Uploaded: Jan 8, 2014 Duration: 2m10s Rating: 3.86
16:29:00 <TheRiddler> that 1?
16:29:00 <TheRiddler> :p
16:29:00 <Floss> hahaha yeah
16:29:00 <Floss> it was hard to watch on account of all the facepalming
16:29:00 <Floss> AND THIS IS TROTTING
16:29:00 <Floss> rofl
16:29:00 <Student> :)
16:29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:29:00 <Floss> she should trot more
16:29:00 <dematerialised> like, if you wanna bone horses, just man up and do it
16:30:00 <Floss> shes on a good paddock
16:30:00 <dematerialised> dont degrade yourself and the rest of humanity!
16:30:00 <Floss> my horse likes having his butthole hosed
16:30:00 <dematerialised> lmao
16:30:00 <Floss> so dont restrict yourself to mares necessarily
16:30:00 <Floss> be open minded! youre fucking horses anyway!
16:30:00 <dematerialised> this is true
16:31:00 <Floss> may aswell be a fagola
16:31:00 <dematerialised> im only gay for young stallions
16:31:00 <Floss> lol
16:31:00 <Floss> kids ponies are hawt
16:31:00 <Floss> you could do the wheelbarrow
16:32:00 <dematerialised> lol
16:32:00 <TheRiddler> ted theodore logan esquire
16:32:00 <TheRiddler> wait
16:32:00 <Floss> i feel that i am going to hell
16:32:00 <dematerialised> possibly
16:32:00 <TheRiddler> that's wild stallions
16:32:00 <dematerialised> i'll see you there
16:32:00 <Floss> :/
16:32:00 <Floss> high five
16:32:00 <dematerialised> ^5
16:33:00 <Floss> so who started the horse banging discussion?
16:33:00 <Floss> lol or was that us
16:33:00 <dematerialised> we were talking about people fulfilling animal desires
16:33:00 <unclenevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDn_l_zI5VY&feature=youtu.be
16:33:00 <dematerialised> i think it was us
16:33:00 <dematerialised> lmao
16:33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Maundz - Take It Back ft. Bias B Views: 77,367 Uploader: CrateCartel Uploaded: Apr 5, 2012 Duration: 4m47s Rating: 4.90
16:33:00 <Floss> hahaha
16:33:00 <unclenevs> ;)
16:33:00 <Floss> woops
16:33:00 <Floss> well...there are *other* sick ppl in here too so...yer..
16:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG I think i;ve killed my lower back
16:34:00 <Floss> did you hit it with a rock
16:34:00 <dematerialised> aint nothin wrong with a little interspecies lovemaking
16:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
16:34:00 <TheRiddler> she hit with a faetus
16:34:00 <dematerialised> foetus
16:34:00 <TheRiddler> *it
16:34:00 <dematerialised> you ignoramus
16:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:34:00 <Floss> gotta stop banging the ponies kate it fucks your back mate
16:34:00 <dematerialised> yeah
16:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:35:00 <TheRiddler> my horny pony
16:35:00 <dematerialised> although i suppose if you laid on your back on a hay bale or something
16:35:00 <dematerialised> that might work
16:35:00 <Floss> jaysus
16:35:00 <dematerialised> ^^
16:35:00 <Floss> we are giving the crazy people ideas dematerialised
16:35:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/fbuvs.jpg
16:35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:36:00 <dematerialised> lol
16:36:00 <dematerialised> i like how you say we're giving the crazy people ideas
16:36:00 <dematerialised> as if we arent the crazy ones
16:37:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/gVIvJ.jpg nsfw
16:40:00 <unclenevs> jesus
16:42:00 <faux> TheRiddler:
16:44:00 <unclenevs> i dont find that attractive at all
16:45:00 <faux> yeah she looks like a half chewed mango
16:46:00 <TheRiddler> yes?
16:46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:47:00 <TheRiddler> wb
16:47:00 <Student> so called half mango earned her bread by that
16:47:00 <fawks> ffs
16:47:00 <fawks> ash
16:47:00 <fawks> where u up to
16:47:00 <fawks> in arrow
16:47:00 <TheRiddler> um
16:47:00 <TheRiddler> still eps 15
16:48:00 <faux> oh ok
16:48:00 <faux> nvm
16:48:00 <unclenevs> i gave up on arrow hey
16:48:00 <TheRiddler> I plan on catching up tonight
16:48:00 <Student> :)
16:48:00 <faux> it gets a bit boring
16:48:00 <faux> thr flash is bettwr
16:48:00 <faux> better
16:48:00 <unclenevs> yea i didnt get through much of that either
16:48:00 <faux> but stephen amell is a babe so i keep watching
16:48:00 <faux> lol
16:48:00 <unclenevs> i watched all of daredevil
16:48:00 <unclenevs> and the chick one
16:48:00 <faux> havent seen ghat
16:49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:49:00 <unclenevs> its alright
16:49:00 <faux> mm
16:49:00 <TheRiddler> have you started supergirl?
16:50:00 <unclenevs> i was gonna watch supergirl but then ive already seen her naked so not sure if theres a point
16:50:00 <faux> no
16:50:00 <TheRiddler> oh
16:50:00 <faux> lmao
16:50:00 <TheRiddler> or legends of tomorrow
16:50:00 <faux> i dont think i wanna start a new superhero show
16:50:00 <TheRiddler> naked how?
16:50:00 <TheRiddler> legends of tomorrow is pretty good imo
16:51:00 <unclenevs> she had pics leak as part of the fappening
16:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ordered bassinette and pram for child - YAS
16:51:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
16:51:00 <unclenevs> full sex pics and shit shes cute
16:51:00 <faux> link
16:51:00 <faux> kgo
16:51:00 <dematerialised> i dont understand why random celebrity nudes are interesting
16:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you wanna see
16:51:00 <dematerialised> i only wanna see scarlette johansson and jessica alba naked
16:52:00 <dematerialised> oh and eva green
16:52:00 <dematerialised> everyone else can fuck off
16:52:00 <faux> i wana see bert newton naked
16:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima google that
16:52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:52:00 <TheRiddler> eva green is always naked
16:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://images.smh.com.au/2010/04/01/1281961/bert-newton-bald-archy-200x0.jpg
16:52:00 <unclenevs> http://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/melissa_benoist6-1024x680.jpg
16:52:00 <faux> I HATE THAT STUPID THING LAUREL DOES
16:52:00 <dematerialised> nah, only from the waist up
16:52:00 <dematerialised> i wanna see her entire female form
16:52:00 <faux> opening her mouth like a retard
16:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:53:00 <faux> lol kate
16:53:00 <TheRiddler> I swear she was fully nude in sin city
16:53:00 <faux> hot
16:53:00 <TheRiddler> a dame to kill
16:54:00 <unclenevs> http://ancensored.com/files/images/vthumbs/m/30b7b513a9909c08ff861afee63f93b0_full.jpg
16:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> who dat naked chick getting boned with prof. photographer capturing every thrust
16:54:00 <unclenevs> supergirl ha
16:54:00 <faux> eh
16:54:00 <faux> average
16:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
16:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah average
16:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
16:55:00 <dematerialised> such a comfortable chari
16:55:00 <faux> chariot
16:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> note to self - hire prof. photographer to capture me next session
16:56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:56:00 <faux> maybe they just had a tripod
16:56:00 <unclenevs> haha good luck with that
16:56:00 <faux> and used a black n white filter
16:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh good idea!
16:56:00 <faux> bnw filters make anyone look vood
16:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> selfie stick
16:56:00 <faux> good
16:56:00 <TheRiddler> thought you said black butler for a seck
16:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like sepia
16:56:00 <TheRiddler> sec
16:56:00 <dematerialised> as someone who has had black and white photos taken of his naked body
16:56:00 <dematerialised> can confirm
16:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i has too
16:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> they look nice
16:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did it for a v/day present
16:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah fun times
16:57:00 <dematerialised> in colour i look like someone put twins into my male uterus
16:57:00 <faux> looolll
16:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:57:00 <unclenevs> haha rank
16:57:00 <unclenevs> glamour shots always look gross as fuck
16:57:00 <Clarkson> not worth shit there
16:57:00 <unclenevs> douchey
16:58:00 <faux> yeah so airbrushed
16:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah if they’re form the 1980's
16:58:00 <faux> fugs
16:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f3/62/95/f36295495c4792ccfc043b91882855e6.jpg
16:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m fucking hawt
16:59:00 <dematerialised> haha
16:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://i1.wp.com/s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/4/13/18/enhanced-buzz-1055-1334354442-39.jpg?resize=375%2C521
16:59:00 <unclenevs> dope perm
16:59:00 <trouble> dope perm
16:59:00 <dematerialised> thought so
16:59:00 <dematerialised> trouble is a bot
16:59:00 <dematerialised> get it out please
16:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.wtfpinterest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/glamourshots.jpg <— beeehhh’s wife
17:00:00 <TheRiddler> who?
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> beeehhh
17:00:00 <TheRiddler> oh nvm
17:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna do a burlesque shoot one day in the near future
17:05:00 <TheRiddler> will we ever see these pics? :p
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe!
17:08:00 <TheRiddler> cool
17:08:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
17:12:00 <TheRon> maybe we're crazy! probably!
17:12:00 <unclenevs> you tell em ron
17:13:00 <TheRon> i will
17:15:00 <TheRon> breasts!
17:15:00 <TheRon> i slow cooked a shepherd's pie
17:16:00 <TheRon> actually a cook's pie, it was beef
17:17:00 <dematerialised> did the shepherd say thanks at least?
17:17:00 <dematerialised> or the cook for that matter
17:17:00 <TheRon> you don't shepherd cows do you
17:18:00 <TheRon> a shepherd's pie uses lamb
17:18:00 <dematerialised> i mean you could shepherd cows if you really wanted to
17:18:00 <dematerialised> don't let people tell you how to live your life
17:19:00 <TheRon> i like a saying at the moment, "just mow your damn lawn and sit the hell down!"
17:22:00 <TheRon> hows it?
17:23:00 <THE^DONALD> BOTTOMS UP
17:23:00 <THE^DONALD> AND NO MY EARS ARENT BIG
17:24:00 <TheRon> give it away, give it away now
17:24:00 <THE^DONALD> I HAVE REASONABLE/SIZED EARS
17:25:00 <THE^DONALD> brb until you pigs think of somethin cunning to say
17:26:00 <TheRon> cunny funt
17:31:00 <dematerialised> liek dis if u cri evr tym
17:33:00 <TheRon> weep little lion man you're not as brave as you were at the start
17:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
17:35:00 <TheRon> tame?
17:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooh
17:36:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: ever cooked a shepherd's pie in a slow cooker?
17:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFptt7Cargc!
17:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> <3
17:36:00 <TheRon> wish i had a blow torch i could brown up the mash a bit
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah nope, i don’t have a slow cooker
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT im gonna get one this winter
17:37:00 <TheRon> should get one they're great
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> just chuck the mash in the oven
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> like put the meat bit in a dish then top with mash and bake it off
17:37:00 <TheRon> in the pot?
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> transfer
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> so get a smaller dish...
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> put the meat into the dish….
17:38:00 <TheRon> i put the spuds in the slow cooker ttoo
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> then top with mash
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh gawd
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> so it’s a stew
17:38:00 <TheRon> i'm essentially a lazy cook
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> so just eat it!
17:39:00 <TheRon> oh i will
17:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
17:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> let it happennnnnn
17:40:00 <TheRon> i didn't even mash, i just sliced the spuds over the top
17:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
17:42:00 <TheRon> did i mention i'm a lazy cook
17:47:00 <unclenevs> dominos was a bad choice
17:47:00 <TheRon> like milk on a hot day
17:48:00 <unclenevs> it really wasnt enjoyable
17:48:00 <TheRon> i like classic pizzas
17:48:00 <TheRon> hawaiian, aussie, supreme etc
17:49:00 <NightDemon> i only get pepporoni on thin crust from dominos
17:49:00 <TheRon> my local pizza joint does the best supreme
17:49:00 <TheRon> olives and anchovies
17:49:00 <NightDemon> mine does
17:50:00 <NightDemon> im sure everyone has one!
17:51:00 <TheRon> songs sung blue
17:51:00 <TheRon> everybody knows one
17:53:00 <NightDemon> Hi amelia
17:53:00 <TheRon> she be fat :)
17:53:00 <amelia> wots up buttercup
17:53:00 <amelia> did i jus get called fat
17:53:00 <NightDemon> everything
17:53:00 <amelia> again
17:53:00 <NightDemon> fatty poomba
17:53:00 <TheRon> in jest, yes!
17:54:00 <NightDemon> not ,me mine was def not in jest
17:54:00 <amelia> Is that Student
17:54:00 <amelia> sounds foreign like Student
17:56:00 <TheRon> you call me fat if you like
17:56:00 <NightDemon> I'm no student
17:56:00 <NightDemon> more like the Professor
17:57:00 <NightDemon> and or Dictator
17:57:00 <TheRon> like on gilligan's island?
17:57:00 <Serenity> poor tsw lol 5 seconds in the chan fat
17:57:00 <NightDemon> i've never watched gilligans island
17:57:00 <amelia> bwhahahahahaha
17:57:00 <amelia> i will be fat tomorrow night after i stuff myself wif parmy for din
17:57:00 <Serenity> yummmm
17:57:00 <amelia> mmm thursday pub night parmy
17:57:00 <NightDemon> where from
17:58:00 <TheRon> pot and pot parmy?
17:58:00 <amelia> pot & pot parmy wot?
17:58:00 <TheRon> 2 pots then the parma
17:58:00 <Serenity> o.O
17:58:00 <faux> p&pp
17:58:00 <amelia> i am confused
17:58:00 <Serenity> i think a pot is something eastern staters call a beer
17:58:00 <amelia> ohhhhh
17:58:00 <NightDemon> a pint
17:58:00 <amelia> Pint?
17:58:00 <faux> meelies u fat fuk
17:58:00 <faux> have u downloaded MW yet
17:58:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAA
17:58:00 <amelia> fuck!
17:59:00 <Doodle> a pot is not a pint
17:59:00 <TheRon> 1/2 a pint is a pot
17:59:00 <amelia> no i too been too busy eating
17:59:00 <faux> god i hate u
17:59:00 <faux> DOWNLOAD IT PLS
17:59:00 <TheRon> a scooner is 1 1/2 pots
17:59:00 <faux> i want to discuss
17:59:00 <amelia> you get pint n pizza
17:59:00 <Serenity> a pot is a middy for us
17:59:00 <amelia> I jus give the pint to my friend
17:59:00 <amelia> ok i search now faux
17:59:00 <TheRon> i love the pint
17:59:00 <faux> phew
18:00:00 <amelia> i dun drink beer so he has it
18:00:00 <unclenevs> big fan of the pint
18:00:00 <faux> i just need you to see marissa and britany
18:00:00 <TheRon> you can probs get a cider
18:00:00 <amelia> wot season issit
18:00:00 <faux> um
18:00:00 <amelia> wot season am i up to faux
18:00:00 <faux> 6?
18:00:00 <TheRon> footy season
18:00:00 <amelia> are you sure
18:00:00 <faux> idk USE THR APP
18:01:00 <faux> lemme check
18:01:00 <amelia> u r my app
18:01:00 <amelia> ❤
18:01:00 <Serenity> middy > schooner > pint in normal land
18:01:00 <faux> ye 6
18:01:00 <faux> ☆
18:01:00 <amelia> okies fanks
18:01:00 <faux> ♡
18:01:00 <faux> ¿
18:01:00 <TheRon> more victorians so the pot is the norm
18:01:00 <amelia> I need catfish too
18:02:00 <faux> ehehe
18:02:00 <faux> new catfish is hilarious
18:02:00 <faux> there was one really good ep showed flashbacks of the best eps
18:02:00 <Serenity> theres hardly any victorians in here ron what are you talking about lol
18:02:00 <TheRon> well there should be more damn
18:03:00 <unclenevs> haha really
18:03:00 <unclenevs> i thought everyone was from melb
18:03:00 <Serenity> neg
18:03:00 <unclenevs> oh
18:03:00 <TheRon> melbourne is the best city
18:03:00 <unclenevs> melbournes a fun city but im thinking of moving to perth
18:03:00 <amelia> are they really scripted ones again on catfish
18:04:00 <TheRon> but then you'd have to watch fremantle games
18:04:00 <unclenevs> i dont watch afl so thats not a problem
18:04:00 <TheRon> good luck in perth
18:04:00 <Skirmish> GAYFL
18:04:00 <Serenity> perth4lyf
18:04:00 <unclenevs> its a beautiful city
18:04:00 <Serenity> tiz
18:05:00 <Serenity> im looking at it right now
18:05:00 <Serenity> well.. thats a lie that means id have to go outside
18:05:00 <unclenevs> plus i want to buy a property in bali and bounce between the two eventually
18:05:00 <TheRon> unclenevs: little creature brewery in freo
18:05:00 <TheRon> the geelong one is awesome
18:05:00 <unclenevs> right on
18:06:00 <Serenity> pre sure we're closer to bali than melb
18:06:00 <Serenity> haha
18:06:00 <unclenevs> yea you are
18:06:00 <unclenevs> way
18:06:00 <Skirmish> Are westerners allowed to buy property in Bali?
18:06:00 <unclenevs> theres like $60 flights perth to bali all the time
18:06:00 <TheRon> indo's have this bribery system going
18:06:00 <Serenity> yeah its cheap af thats why everyone goes to bali over here
18:06:00 <amelia> 7 freakin hours for 1x ep
18:06:00 <unclenevs> most of the expensive is getting from here to perth tbh
18:06:00 <faux> what
18:07:00 <Skirmish> That's why Bali has gone downhill and turned into the holiday choice amongst bogans.
18:07:00 <unclenevs> we're going back in august and the flights were heaps more than if they were from there
18:07:00 <TheRon> cheaper to fly to bali than broome
18:07:00 <amelia> o otay it's goin down nm
18:07:00 <unclenevs> Skirmish: thats always been the case
18:07:00 <faux> phew
18:07:00 <unclenevs> it depends if youre going there to party in shit clubs or to relax and eat good on a beach
18:07:00 <Clarkson> I just like stirring cunts about their suburbs
18:07:00 <Serenity> balis always been the bogan hotspot
18:07:00 <Serenity> because its cheap
18:07:00 <faux> omg yes i cant wait til y meet britanY and marissa
18:07:00 <amelia> thailand soso much nicer
18:07:00 <Serenity> i couldnt handle it its so dirty
18:07:00 <unclenevs> its alright
18:07:00 <Serenity> id lose my mind
18:08:00 <amelia> are they güd bitches faux
18:08:00 <Serenity> and cry to come home
18:08:00 <unclenevs> whats dirty, bali?
18:08:00 <Skirmish> There is too much I want to see of Australia before I bother going overseas.
18:08:00 <Serenity> yes
18:08:00 <faux> marissa has permanent RBF
18:08:00 <unclenevs> i mean the mainland has some dirty spots
18:08:00 <faux> youll die
18:08:00 <Skirmish> Although, I should go to Europe now before it becomes the next Iran.
18:08:00 <amelia> bwaahahahahahahahaha
18:08:00 <unclenevs> but if you stay on some of the islands its beautiful
18:08:00 <TheRon> there's a thai massage joint in ballarat
18:08:00 <Serenity> i want to go to NZ
18:08:00 <Serenity> and maybe tas
18:08:00 <TheRon> i'd be expecting the happy ending
18:08:00 <unclenevs> yea theyre both great
18:08:00 <amelia> NZ was super duper pretty
18:08:00 <amelia> soso green
18:09:00 <Skirmish> Ethan wants to go to NZ to check out the area where they filmed LOTR/Hobbit.
18:09:00 <unclenevs> my missus wants to go to that hobbit town shit
18:09:00 <unclenevs> ha yes
18:09:00 <TheRon> nerdlingers
18:09:00 <amelia> my friend had to get helped by the crew i think of the yogi bear movie
18:09:00 <amelia> cos he got taken by the water or some shit
18:09:00 <TheRon> yogi is smarter than the average bear
18:10:00 <amelia> anyway it was really funny but really dangerous he almost died
18:10:00 <unclenevs> almost rip that guy
18:10:00 <amelia> ahahahahah
18:10:00 <amelia> was in the paper n shit i wonder if i can find it
18:10:00 <unclenevs> anyways yea bali is good Serenity if you get a really nice hotel away from all the drunk cunts
18:10:00 <Clarkson> fold the fuckin wings up u stupid mutt
18:10:00 <unclenevs> private pool/spa
18:10:00 <NightDemon> bali was ok
18:11:00 <NightDemon> i liked singapore
18:11:00 <unclenevs> we had a butler last time too
18:11:00 <unclenevs> was awkward as fuck
18:11:00 <unclenevs> yea i need to check singapore
18:11:00 <NightDemon> didnt like KL
18:11:00 <TheRon> is someone keeping track of how long it takes to call amelia fat, i think we can have some sort of comp
18:11:00 <NightDemon> phuket's nice though
18:11:00 <faux> FaTMeLia
18:11:00 <unclenevs> i was almost relocated to the philippines a few years back
18:11:00 <NightDemon> Fatty PoomBa
18:12:00 <unclenevs> regretting not living there
18:12:00 <NightDemon> never been to the phillipines i have a couple of girls that work for me
18:12:00 <NightDemon> i like how they call me sir
18:12:00 <NightDemon> Sir David
18:12:00 <unclenevs> theyre very polite people there
18:13:00 <NightDemon> they hit me up every day
18:13:00 <NightDemon> any new task for me sir
18:13:00 <NightDemon> lol
18:13:00 <NightDemon> bless them
18:13:00 <amelia> aahahahhaahaha
18:13:00 <amelia> stupid fat cword amelia
18:14:00 <unclenevs> but yea parth is the goods
18:14:00 <unclenevs> i love winter in melbourne but every other time of year sucks
18:14:00 <unclenevs> perth*
18:14:00 <NightDemon> im from perth
18:14:00 <NightDemon> its ok
18:14:00 <faux> parth
18:14:00 <NightDemon> boring
18:14:00 <unclenevs> faux ha shoosh
18:14:00 <faux> ehehe
18:15:00 <unclenevs> for clubs and going out etc melb is def the best city
18:15:00 <unclenevs> sydneys alright but too congested
18:15:00 <unclenevs> gigs are way better here
18:15:00 <NightDemon> just dont like ppl in perth too many ppl on ice
18:16:00 <NightDemon> suppose most of australia is
18:16:00 <NightDemon> but ,meh
18:16:00 <unclenevs> yahuh
18:16:00 <TheRon> i don't ask for ice at the bar anymore
18:16:00 <Skirmish> NightDemon comes across a LOT like waix.
18:16:00 <NightDemon> western australia internet exchaange
18:16:00 <NightDemon> ?
18:16:00 <NightDemon> how so?!
18:16:00 <unclenevs> haha
18:17:00 <NightDemon> used to work with a guy who ran that
18:17:00 <NightDemon> Gav
18:17:00 <Skirmish> A particular person that is also very full of their own self importance and success.
18:17:00 <NightDemon> good bloke
18:17:00 <unclenevs> haha Skirmish
18:17:00 <NightDemon> yeah Skirmish fuck every cunt i say look after #1
18:17:00 <NightDemon> no one else is
18:18:00 <Serenity> are you waix
18:18:00 <Skirmish> Are you also married to a fat beast of a woman dave?
18:18:00 <NightDemon> or gives a fuck about ya
18:18:00 <Clarkson> Yilmaz: I fuck u cunt
18:18:00 <Serenity> cause if you are i need to shower for being nice to you
18:18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:18:00 <Skirmish> YILMAZ!
18:18:00 <Serenity> that was you wasnt it
18:18:00 <Skirmish> I think so.
18:18:00 <Skirmish> Not something I say a lot though.
18:19:00 <Serenity> if NightDemon is waix im gonna be sad, i was getting excited thinking there was new people to talk to who werent deranged or mentally ill
18:19:00 <unclenevs> well damn
18:19:00 <Serenity> arent*
18:19:00 <NightDemon> I am not waix
18:19:00 <unclenevs> thanks..
18:19:00 <NightDemon> but I am mentally ill and deranged
18:19:00 <Serenity> haha
18:20:00 <unclenevs> i feel so welcomed
18:20:00 <Serenity> haha
18:20:00 <TheRon> the footy show new woman host this week
18:20:00 <Serenity> ew
18:20:00 <NightDemon> what does she look like
18:21:00 <TheRon> rebecca amddern
18:21:00 <TheRon> maddern
18:21:00 <Serenity> i dont know why but women on footy panels bug the shit out of me
18:21:00 <TheRon> bloke can't do their usual sexist schtick
18:21:00 <NightDemon> i'll be watching it
18:22:00 <unclenevs> they should bring gary lion back..
18:22:00 <unclenevs> let him cry on camera
18:22:00 <TheRon> james brayshaw porno clip
18:22:00 <Serenity> poor gary lol
18:22:00 <TheRon> can't do that anymore
18:22:00 <NightDemon> billy should be on there more
18:22:00 <NightDemon> fuckkk gary
18:22:00 <unclenevs> why is it every celeb pulls the mental health/suicidal card now when they get caught doing some shit
18:22:00 <Clarkson> thank fuck for canon
18:22:00 <TheRon> ramming the point home is pretty funny
18:23:00 <NightDemon> yeah that shits me
18:23:00 <unclenevs> one of the weird cunts who was on street talk a few times used to do my lawns
18:23:00 <unclenevs> hes pretty well known in preston
18:23:00 <unclenevs> weird guy
18:23:00 <NightDemon> lol
18:23:00 <NightDemon> but good lawn mower
18:23:00 <NightDemon> mows lawn like a boss
18:24:00 <TheRon> ballarat and daylesford street talks are the best
18:24:00 <unclenevs> good enough for $20 lol
18:24:00 <unclenevs> rip ron
18:25:00 <Serenity> someone cook me a steak
18:26:00 <TheRon> ask it in once were warriors style
18:26:00 <unclenevs> im filled with dominos remorse
18:26:00 <Serenity> oh no
18:27:00 <TheRon> i want deep fried ice cream
18:28:00 <Serenity> yum
18:29:00 <unclenevs> its pretty sick if you go to one of those asian restaraunts where they light the icream in the ball on fire
18:29:00 <TheRon> deep fried mars bar would do
18:29:00 <unclenevs> i could eat like 10 of those
18:30:00 <TheRon> fat bastard
18:30:00 <unclenevs> haha
18:31:00 <Floss> i have to pee but i cant use the dunny for 24 hrs
18:31:00 <NightDemon> why
18:31:00 <unclenevs> wth that sounds horrible
18:31:00 <TheRon> do it like in olden times
18:32:00 <unclenevs> your shit sealed shut?
18:32:00 <Clarkson> when the fuck did that happen?
18:32:00 <Floss> the plumber had to replace the toilet today the pipe had a crack in it
18:32:00 <unclenevs> pssh piss in the sink
18:32:00 <TheRon> damn
18:32:00 <Floss> the concrete needs 24hrs to set
18:32:00 <Floss> cunt
18:32:00 <Clarkson> n lil fuck armanian cunt punches my sternam
18:32:00 <TheRon> doodle has that problem all the time
18:32:00 <NightDemon> piss on the walls
18:32:00 <Floss> im pissing in the fishing bucket
18:32:00 <NightDemon> or floor
18:32:00 <Floss> might improve the smell
18:33:00 <unclenevs> rank
18:33:00 <Floss> im concerned about the next bowel movement
18:33:00 <NightDemon> back in my day we didnt have toilets
18:33:00 <TheRon> i find prtapotties disgusting
18:33:00 <Floss> do i poop on the lawn
18:33:00 <Clarkson> yeah so fuck all this old shgit off
18:33:00 <unclenevs> especially at festivals haha
18:33:00 <TheRon> tom jones - sexbomb :)
18:34:00 <unclenevs> portaloos at festivals man pure filth
18:34:00 <TheRon> you have to look straight at it while you pull the lever
18:34:00 <Floss> the plumber initially said wed be 3-4 days without a dunny and they would have to get us a porter loo
18:34:00 <Floss> i was like faaaaarrrkk
18:35:00 <TheRon> do it like the blackfella
18:36:00 <faux> shit in the shower and push it down w your big toe
18:37:00 <Skirmish> Lol
18:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ faux
18:37:00 <Floss> wafflestomp
18:37:00 <TheRon> it's all pipes what's the difference
18:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, that’s when you’re in bed. You kick the shit outta bed with your toe
18:37:00 <Clarkson> the anus and balls of a dog ?
18:37:00 <Floss> and have poo smell in the bathroom niiiiice
18:38:00 <faux> doesnt your poo smell when u do it i the toilet?
18:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> consider yourself lucky that you don’t have a pan toilet or a hole in the ground
18:38:00 <Skirmish> Or live in india
18:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> or some remote parts of asia
18:38:00 <Floss> yeah i couldnt do it hey
18:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> me either, i’d have to shit in a bag..
18:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:39:00 <Floss> lol not paper
18:39:00 <TheRon> get ppl manning the cans like Nam'
18:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
18:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> worst job ever
18:40:00 <Floss> i think ill have to poop in an icecream container or something disposeable
18:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> kitty litter
18:40:00 <faux> hubbys lunchbox
18:40:00 <NightDemon> my mouth
18:40:00 <Floss> maybe i can flush the toilet i just cant actually use it yet so i could just poop in my hand and drop it in
18:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck there are some feral peeps here
18:40:00 <Floss> lol
18:40:00 <unclenevs> hahah
18:41:00 <NightDemon> haha
18:41:00 <Floss> hold out your stockings kids!
18:41:00 <unclenevs> just drive to a maccas
18:41:00 <ShadowLurker> just poop in the yard like a cat
18:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> plastic bag in toilet, then poop
18:41:00 <Floss> no i cant use the toilet at all
18:41:00 <faux> neighbours mailbox
18:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> then collect bag and throw at cunty neighbours
18:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh crate with plastic bag
18:41:00 <Floss> im pretty sure the neighbours are a meth house
18:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretend you’re camping
18:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Save it for my neighbour
18:42:00 <ShadowLurker> ours were
18:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is a fucking cunt
18:42:00 <NightDemon> can i have the addy's please
18:42:00 <ShadowLurker> they have warrants now but
18:42:00 <NightDemon> i need to top up
18:42:00 <NightDemon> my supply
18:42:00 <faux> sell it on gumtree
18:42:00 <Floss> 42 wallaby way
18:42:00 <Skirmish> Lol
18:42:00 <Floss> ask for p sherman
18:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> A Manda Hugandkiss
18:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said that to my dr and he giggled like a lil school girl
18:43:00 <Floss> its a homeswest house but they have one of those brand new falcons that look like jags
18:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> that screams meth house
18:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:43:00 <NightDemon> alot of homeswest houses do becoz they pay fuck all on rent/mortgage like rest of us
18:44:00 <NightDemon> so can afford a nice car
18:44:00 <Floss> and the skinny ppl that look like zombies wandering around outside yelling at the tree out the front
18:44:00 <faux> whats homeswest
18:44:00 <NightDemon> public housing
18:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ floss
18:44:00 <faux> ah
18:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> It’s called Housing Pathways NSW
18:44:00 <Floss> she was walking up the road toward the house and said out loud I HOP THEY ARE HOME at the top of her fkn lungs
18:44:00 <Floss> she was walking alone
18:45:00 <TheRon> floss think about it this way, bangladeshi's have been living without toilets for years
18:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah but we aint in bangladesh
18:46:00 <faux> she sounds sweet
18:46:00 <NightDemon> just eat ya own shit and drink ya own piss and tell the plumber u will be doing that for the next 4 days say whatever doesnt kill you only makes ya stronger
18:46:00 <NightDemon> and just leave it at that
18:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> And….. its not waterworld, freak
18:46:00 <TheRon> bear grylls can't be that wrong
18:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> He is a fucking god lover
18:47:00 <unclenevs> nice.
18:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not really. But for many, yeah i guess i would be nice.
18:47:00 <faux> i need dins
18:48:00 <TheRon> faux a slow cook shepherd's pie?
18:48:00 <faux> k
18:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> howd that turn out ron
18:48:00 <TheRon> nice stuff
18:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> im a bit excited to get a slow cooker
18:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wanna do spag bol
18:49:00 <unclenevs> yea i want one too
18:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and about 300 other things
18:49:00 <TheRon> bit of cheese over the top sapped in the microwave
18:49:00 <unclenevs> pulled pork
18:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> im sure there is prob some site with over 9000 recipies
18:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew not pork
18:49:00 <unclenevs> oath pork
18:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you do pulled chicken lol
18:49:00 <TheRon> of course
18:49:00 <unclenevs> i mean im pretty sure you can pull any meat
18:49:00 <unclenevs> ha
18:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow!
18:49:00 <faux> you can pull anything
18:49:00 <TheRon> marylands in the slow cooker
18:49:00 <faux> ye
18:49:00 <unclenevs> no pork on your fork kate?
18:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew hate marylands
18:49:00 <faux> what he said
18:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, muslim
18:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i dont eat pork, or most sea food
18:50:00 <NightDemon> i do
18:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive recently converted
18:50:00 <unclenevs> i almost converted for a girl when i was way younger ha
18:50:00 <unclenevs> but the whole pork thing..
18:50:00 <TheRon> i'll never be muslim
18:50:00 <NightDemon> i eat everything
18:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah whatever… i hate pork
18:50:00 <TheRon> it's alcohol thing
18:50:00 <unclenevs> good for you kate
18:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i’ll eat bacon
18:50:00 <unclenevs> for real
18:50:00 <TheRon> and pork
18:50:00 <unclenevs> haha what
18:50:00 <unclenevs> sinner
18:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> on and alcohol…. geeze
18:51:00 <NightDemon> i like eating pussy the most
18:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i better convertback
18:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> night you eat dick
18:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re an annoying moron. Buh bye
18:51:00 <NightDemon> it is almost home time
18:51:00 <NightDemon> buBye
18:51:00 <unclenevs> my half sister is muslim
18:51:00 <Serenity> [4:49pm] <@faux> you can pull anything
18:51:00 <TheRon> NightDemon: me you and you have a lot in common, i like pussycats and you like.......
18:51:00 <Serenity> you sure can
18:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> pulled prawn?
18:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
18:52:00 <unclenevs> hmm
18:52:00 <unclenevs> i dont think so
18:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah well
18:52:00 <unclenevs> the meats too gellatinous
18:52:00 <unclenevs> sp
18:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> shudder
18:53:00 <unclenevs> haha bailed
18:53:00 <couleurs> Greatings
18:53:00 <TheRon> he's off to get some.......
18:53:00 <unclenevs> yea somehow i doubt that
18:53:00 <faux> hi colours
18:54:00 <unclenevs> my roast pork man
18:54:00 <unclenevs> i cant do without it
18:54:00 <TheRon> couluers hows the munich team going?
18:54:00 <unclenevs> when did you convert kate?
18:55:00 <couleurs> they won 1-0 this morning
18:55:00 <TheRon> ahead of BvB
18:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> about 5 mims ago
18:56:00 <couleurs> only 5 pts.....
18:56:00 <unclenevs> right on
18:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ad converted back
18:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> n
18:56:00 <unclenevs> ha
18:56:00 <unclenevs> ok
18:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don’t like pork, it’s too rich
18:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and I don’t like the flavour… it’s…. weird
18:56:00 <TheRon> germans won the last world cup yeah
18:56:00 <unclenevs> yea its unique
18:56:00 <couleurs> bvb vs liverpool soon
18:56:00 <unclenevs> what caused you to convert then convert back?
18:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and….. crackling…. i prefer to NOT see the fat i’m eating
18:56:00 <couleurs> biggest match of da year
18:56:00 <TheRon> go BvB
18:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> alcohol
18:57:00 <unclenevs> damn
18:57:00 <TheRon> go Everton
18:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll convert back when the muslims over run the country
18:57:00 <unclenevs> ill blend in with my shaved head and beard
18:57:00 <TheRon> indo is muslim
18:57:00 <TheRon> could be soon than we think
18:58:00 <TheRon> peace train sounding louder, ride on the peace train
18:59:00 <unclenevs> TheRon: one of my favourite artists
18:59:00 <TheRon> genius
18:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG…. you know how they have flash backs on FB like this happened 2 years ago… blah blah
18:59:00 <unclenevs> i was raised on rock n roll i love yusuf islam
18:59:00 <unclenevs> ive got all his vinyl
18:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Just saw the most adorable pic of the child when she was 2
19:00:00 <TheRon> you are keen
19:01:00 <unclenevs> not really i collect vinyl so its just over the years ive found them here and there
19:01:00 <TheRon> the beatles?
19:01:00 <unclenevs> some
19:01:00 <faux> i slam u slam we all slam for Islam
19:02:00 <TheRon> jackson brown - stay
19:02:00 <TheRon> carlton mid ads
19:02:00 <RATM> im smashing out a hashie
19:03:00 <RATM> then i will do mavis beacon teaaches typing on the screen next to you cunnz
19:03:00 <TheRon> you get off on that don't you
19:05:00 <TheRon> you put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up
19:06:00 <RATM> yes
19:07:00 <robot> hi Liinda
19:08:00 <TheRon> you put the lime in the coconut and then you drink them together
19:08:00 <Liinda> heys robot how are you
19:08:00 <Student> hi Liinda
19:08:00 <Liinda> oh Student, hello
19:08:00 <Student> oh.... :)
19:08:00 <robot> LOL
19:08:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda
19:08:00 <robot> oh...
19:08:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs :)
19:08:00 <Student> long time no see ya Liinda? where were you hiding?
19:09:00 <robot> i'm alright thankyou Liinda. ltns
19:09:00 <Liinda> Ive been busy workingmister.
19:09:00 <Student> cool
19:09:00 <couleurs> Everybuddy Loves Liinda
19:09:00 <TheRon> girl
19:09:00 <TheRon> you'll be a woman soon
19:09:00 <Student> Liinda needed loving after all this time :P
19:09:00 <Liinda> Yeah robot, been a long time.
19:09:00 <Liinda> well only a couple of months i think
19:09:00 <Skirmish> Liinda is the perfect irc woman. Everyone wants a woman like Liinda.
19:10:00 <Student> Liinda you sounded like the only one working in the whole world ;)
19:10:00 <TheRon> a perfect irc would show me her breasts
19:10:00 <Liinda> Hahaha Skirmish, thanks
19:10:00 <robot> don't waste any time, TheRon
19:10:00 <Liinda> TheRon that boat sailed long time ago. If you havent seen them then its too bad for you
19:10:00 <unclenevs> haha
19:10:00 <robot> she's been here for 3 minutes, time to get the tits out?
19:10:00 <TheRon> damn1
19:10:00 <unclenevs> what does that even mean
19:10:00 <unclenevs> dudes are thisrty on here
19:10:00 <faux> yeah her blobs were literally in the topic
19:11:00 <unclenevs> thirsty
19:11:00 <faux> boobs*
19:11:00 <faux> lol blobs
19:11:00 <Student> it is ok robot, i don't want to see your manboobs :P
19:11:00 <TheRon> it's not?
19:11:00 <Liinda> LOL faux
19:11:00 <robot> her blobs
19:11:00 <faux> i said were theron
19:11:00 <faux> ur delayef
19:11:00 <Student> she is one of the many mentioned in the topic
19:11:00 <TheRon> i know
19:11:00 <robot> y i never in topic
19:11:00 <TheRon> i'm delayed in so many ways
19:11:00 <Liinda> so, whats been happening? have you guys been outside or anything :P
19:11:00 <Skirmish> BLOBS! That didn't sound like you were half jealous at all faux.
19:11:00 <Student> robot that is man VS machine thing you know ;)
19:12:00 <faux> why would i be jealous
19:12:00 <Liinda> blobs are sext Skirmish
19:12:00 <Liinda> *sexy
19:12:00 <faux> she has great boobs
19:12:00 <unclenevs> i havent been outside since work on monday
19:12:00 <faux> and so do i
19:12:00 <Skirmish> Not saying you are, just that it could have come across like that.
19:12:00 <unclenevs> so you say
19:12:00 <robot> we refer to them as blobs, faux
19:12:00 <faux> ehe
19:12:00 <Liinda> *blob
19:12:00 <Liinda> dang it
19:12:00 <Skirmish> BLOBS OR GTFO
19:13:00 <Liinda> i thinkmy blobs pushed her too far
19:13:00 <Liinda> oh wb!!
19:13:00 <faux> lolll
19:13:00 <faux> i needed to see topic
19:13:00 <Liinda> haha
19:13:00 <faux> so i can add robot in thwre
19:13:00 <robot> fuckeah.
19:14:00 <faux> hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
19:14:00 <robot> k
19:14:00 <Liinda> hahahaha
19:14:00 <Liinda> nawh
19:14:00 <faux> ;D
19:14:00 <faux> atrobot
19:14:00 <faux> snailbot
19:14:00 <robot> `topic faux likes butts
19:15:00 <faux> indeed i do
19:15:00 <Liinda> she likes big butts and she cannotlie
19:15:00 <Serenity> lindiesss
19:15:00 <faux> ehe
19:15:00 <Liinda> Serenity! hows you love?
19:15:00 <Serenity> im good how are you
19:15:00 <robot> shes serene
19:16:00 <Liinda> Im wekl thanks, same old =)
19:16:00 <faux> shes a faggot is what she is
19:16:00 <Clarkson> still was bought drinks n shit course but i fucked up
19:16:00 <Liinda> lol
19:16:00 <robot> oh good, you stirred up Clarkson.
19:16:00 <Clarkson> fuyyck better have this shit soon so i can fall asleep by sunday
19:16:00 <Student> faux like butts, robot have't have any that is why robot sux
19:16:00 <robot> brb work calls
19:16:00 <faux> lol
19:16:00 <faux> roburr
19:16:00 <faux> robutt*
19:17:00 <Student> he is gone
19:17:00 <Liinda> Clarkson has good timing, notthat random hey
19:17:00 <Student> :-/
19:17:00 <Clarkson> ew frozen downloaded that shit for my son and he HATED it
19:17:00 <Liinda> hai partay u sexy beast
19:17:00 <Clarkson> a fuck to me is where cock goes in pussy or arse
19:18:00 <faux> ty Clarkson for clearing that up
19:18:00 <Clarkson> it doesnt do shit
19:18:00 <faux> k
19:20:00 <Liinda> >.<
19:20:00 <unclenevs> fark
19:20:00 <Student> oh...
19:20:00 <unclenevs> is that mandatory?
19:20:00 <faux> yes
19:20:00 <Student> thanks in Advance :)
19:20:00 <Liinda> Oregano supply... adulterating spices is bringing the world down!!
19:20:00 <faux> well done Student
19:20:00 <faux> :')
19:21:00 <Student> no problem
19:21:00 <faux> u r a smart CooKie
19:21:00 <Student> ok
19:21:00 <Liinda> I thought it meant Take In ANal?
19:21:00 <faux> lol
19:22:00 <faux> Thumb In Ass
19:22:00 <faux> OPTIONAL
19:22:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
19:22:00 <Student> oppsss
19:22:00 <Skirmish> You never answered me last night Student. Are you in Australia or still reside in Pakistan?
19:23:00 <Liinda> And where is beehh Student
19:23:00 <Student> you are the best Skirmish :P
19:23:00 <Student> he is around
19:23:00 <Skirmish> I know I am the best. Question remains. It's not a hard question to answer.
19:23:00 <Student> he is back
19:23:00 <Liinda> wb robo
19:23:00 <Student> Skirmish i did answered it yesterday
19:23:00 <RATM> yep
19:24:00 <Skirmish> I missed it then. Which is it?
19:24:00 <Liinda> What if he isn't ineiher of those places Skirmish
19:24:00 <Student> but you surely did't like it
19:24:00 <Student> oh it is ok Skirmish
19:24:00 <robot> RIGHT
19:24:00 <robot> whos doin heroin.
19:24:00 <Student> i will live without telling you about it :P
19:24:00 <RATM> imgburn, infra-recorder or cdBurnerXP
19:24:00 <RATM> ?
19:24:00 <faux> robot
19:24:00 <faux> all pms r to be forwarded 2 me
19:24:00 <faux> c topic
19:24:00 <faux> ty
19:24:00 <robot> oh
19:24:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: Student could clarify and say where they are then? I'm confused why it's a secret.
19:24:00 <faux> lmao
19:24:00 <faux> HEHE
19:24:00 <robot> what's TIA
19:24:00 <Student> are you getting that robot?
19:24:00 <faux> thumb in ass
19:24:00 <Student> oh yes , TIA
19:25:00 <unclenevs> wth
19:25:00 <faux> nah thanks in advance
19:25:00 <Liinda> Taken In Anus
19:25:00 <robot> lol
19:25:00 <Student> TIA is a mystery
19:25:00 <robot> thought tits in ass
19:25:00 <unclenevs> this is escalating horribly
19:25:00 <Student> 2 ladies are interested in Anal after reading TIA
19:25:00 <Student> so...
19:25:00 <faux> i will neber be interesting in anal
19:25:00 <faux> ever.
19:25:00 <Liinda> I wouldnt worry Skirmish. Let'simagine he is in Madagascar or somewhere interesting
19:25:00 <faux> interested
19:25:00 <unclenevs> youve not been drunk enough
19:25:00 <partay> my anal alert went off
19:25:00 <unclenevs> haha
19:25:00 <Student> very well faux, good for you
19:25:00 <Kynetic> this one time i invited robot over for a beer and he said 'sure be there in a minute' but he actually took 6 minutes.
19:25:00 <faux> me butt is exit only pls
19:25:00 <Liinda> thats what they all say til they get a shlong up the butt
19:25:00 <unclenevs> or done enough coke
19:25:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: I am too busy imagining he's not a potato.
19:25:00 <Student> lol faux
19:26:00 <Kynetic> ive never forgiven him
19:26:00 <Liinda> Skirmish lol now i have an image of a potato typing
19:26:00 <faux> wel once i slipper a finger in in yhe bath but thats never to be spoken of again
19:26:00 <robot> Kynetic that's rather embarrassing mate, i'd rather you keep that stuff pvt
19:26:00 <amelia> the amount you poop n fart i fink you are safe that no one will fuck your bum fauxy
19:26:00 <Liinda> hahaha faux
19:26:00 <Clarkson> i didnt know you had a vagina
19:26:00 <Student> please faux stop it :P
19:26:00 <unclenevs> thattagirl
19:26:00 <faux> excuse me amelia
19:26:00 <faux> my butt is fantastic
19:26:00 <Kynetic> faux once told me she was really horny and was busy masturbating..
19:26:00 <Kynetic> but im pretty sure she wasnt masturbating
19:26:00 <partay> faux youve never had a guy tongue your ass ?
19:26:00 <amelia> are you denying your poop n fart habits
19:27:00 <faux> i was playin the piano
19:27:00 <ShadowLurker> just once
19:27:00 <unclenevs> all these claims floating around with no evidence
19:27:00 <robot> with ur butt
19:27:00 <Skirmish> Flicking her bean.
19:27:00 <partay> ShadowLurker would be a rimming kinda guy
19:27:00 <faux> no i am not in fact i have farted 6 times during this conversation
19:27:00 <ShadowLurker> shes normally doing that every 45mins
19:27:00 <amelia> ahahahhaaha
19:27:00 <faux> ^ he knows
19:27:00 <Liinda> hahahahaha
19:27:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
19:27:00 <amelia> hi @ chu
19:27:00 <robot> hello @ amelia, also
19:27:00 <faux> achoooo
19:27:00 <faux> bless u
19:27:00 <Student> farting and counting , nice
19:28:00 <faux> LOL
19:28:00 <amelia> hurroooooooo
19:28:00 <faux> farting and counting
19:28:00 <faux> i have a blackboard Student
19:28:00 <faux> with a tally
19:28:00 <Liinda> do you rate them in a flow chart with diff fart variables?
19:28:00 <partay> faux needs a oracle db not a blackboard
19:28:00 <robot> lol
19:29:00 <dematerialised> you are sucha nerd
19:29:00 <Kynetic> i wouldve thought mongodb would be more appropriate
19:29:00 <dematerialised> also sif oracle, go redis
19:29:00 <faux> flow chart pie charts u name it
19:29:00 <faux> all sorts of statistics up in dis bitch
19:29:00 <robot> Kynetic i was gonna say the EXACT smae thing.
19:29:00 <Kynetic> hahahaha
19:29:00 <Kynetic> you know what they say
19:29:00 <Kynetic> great minds..
19:29:00 <Kynetic> cant rule the world together
19:29:00 <faux> idk ehat any of that shit is so im gonna pretend ur all talking chinese
19:29:00 <Liinda> are retards
19:29:00 <robot> great tits.
19:29:00 <Kynetic> one has to die.
19:29:00 <Student> you have a blackboard , nice, Old school method
19:30:00 <Liinda> she makes chalkf out of her fart dust
19:30:00 <faux> lol
19:30:00 <faux> fart dust
19:30:00 <Student> Liinda you are so imaginative, where were you working? :P
19:30:00 <faux> liinda pls
19:30:00 <Student> lol @ pls
19:30:00 <Student> never mind
19:30:00 <Liinda> Student my brain is all fucked up
19:30:00 <Kynetic> man
19:30:00 <robot> im just eatin grapes 4 tea ay
19:30:00 <Kynetic> chalk out of fart dust
19:30:00 <Clarkson> well they can fuck off
19:30:00 <faux> next person to show me their butt gets a dollar
19:30:00 <Kynetic> i rkn theres a market in that
19:30:00 <faux> from robot
19:30:00 <Student> Liinda oh no , it seemed otherwise
19:30:00 <robot> what
19:30:00 <robot> no
19:30:00 <faux> ob
19:31:00 <faux> oh
19:31:00 <Liinda> Brings new meaning to scratch and sniff
19:31:00 <robot> i didn't agree to this
19:31:00 <Student> Liinda here is your favorite boyfriend beeh
19:31:00 <faux> dont be selfish
19:31:00 <Kynetic> imagine all the fart dust you could get out of public transport seating?
19:31:00 <Clarkson> otherwise im in the shit come saturday night...
19:31:00 <Floss> i have to poop
19:31:00 <faux> Kynetic stop it
19:31:00 <Clarkson> bing bang boom, vagina
19:31:00 <Floss> wtf am i gunna do
19:31:00 <faux> i need dinner
19:31:00 <Kynetic> faux.. but fart dust man
19:31:00 <faux> we gave u 109 options floss
19:31:00 <Kynetic> its a lucrative business
19:31:00 <Liinda> Kynetic, like rainbow chalk
19:31:00 <faux> pick one
19:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> kitty litter
19:31:00 <philosopher{[x]}> all i need is ....a ladyboy cock....viva la musica
19:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> zip lock bag
19:31:00 <Floss> yeah shit on the walls
19:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> um shoe box
19:31:00 <Clarkson> mm tight ass
19:31:00 <Floss> cheers!
19:31:00 <Floss> lol
19:31:00 <Skirmish> Floss: Hold it in until you have to give birth to it and it splits you from ass to fanny in a few days.
19:31:00 <faux> boom
19:31:00 <robot> that's.... abnormal
19:31:00 <faux> cal me micjael jordan
19:32:00 <Kynetic> i just read something about michael jordan
19:32:00 <philosopher{[x]}> ladyboys are better
19:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> shit on the meth house lawn
19:32:00 <robot> i was gonna call you a weirdo.
19:32:00 <faux> oh
19:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> they won’t notice
19:32:00 <Liinda> then jar it and put in on the mantle
19:32:00 <Floss> maybe i could make a plug like the bears do
19:32:00 <faux> rude
19:32:00 <Kynetic> apparently he makes more per year now than he ever did as a basketballer
19:32:00 <robot> bs Kynetic you dont read
19:32:00 <robot> you've never read
19:32:00 <faux> what does he do
19:32:00 <Kynetic> robot i read sometimes
19:32:00 <robot> lying little shit fuck you
19:32:00 <faux> does he have aids
19:32:00 <faux> or is that some other nig
19:32:00 <philosopher{[x]}> wish they could marry their men in a legal constitute
19:32:00 <Kynetic> sponsorship deals
19:32:00 <Floss> i think im gunna just use it hey
19:32:00 <Kynetic> and investments most likely
19:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf i’ts only 730
19:32:00 <faux> doesnt someone have aids
19:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> my gawd
19:32:00 <Floss> whats the worst that could happen
19:32:00 <Skirmish> Floss: Do you know someone with a disabled toilet chair that goes over the top of a normal toilet?
19:32:00 <Kynetic> faux thats jared
19:32:00 <faux> leto?
19:32:00 <Kynetic> jared also fucks small children
19:32:00 <Skirmish> Then you could poop without sitting on the new toilet.
19:32:00 <Clarkson> iTunes sucks cock
19:32:00 <faux> who
19:32:00 <Liinda> iknow, this non daylight savings is fucking with me
19:33:00 <Floss> Skirmish fuck thats a good idea but no
19:33:00 <Kynetic> jared the subway guy
19:33:00 <Kynetic> isnt it jared?
19:33:00 <faux> idk
19:33:00 <Skirmish> Floss: Your local hospital will have one you can rent.
19:33:00 <Floss> im just going to chance it and try not to wiggle
19:33:00 <philosopher{[x]}> men are from jupiter women are from venus and transgender from uranus
19:33:00 <robot> that guy always looked like a pedophile.
19:33:00 <Skirmish> You're welcome.
19:33:00 <faux> JUST SHIT IN YOUR HUSBANDS LUNCH BOX MATE
19:33:00 <faux> woah caps
19:33:00 <Floss> brody is telling me to shit in a bucket
19:33:00 <faux> wasnt yelling
19:33:00 <Clarkson> what a fucking loser fivecougz is
19:33:00 <Floss> I PUT WATER IN IT AND EVERYTHING
19:33:00 <faux> agreed clarkson
19:33:00 <philosopher{[x]}> faux you know michelle bridges
19:33:00 <Clarkson> johninja sex tour:S
19:33:00 <Kynetic> dont shit in a bucket man
19:33:00 <Kynetic> then you may as well throw that bucket away
19:34:00 <faux> not personally not
19:34:00 <Kynetic> youre neer gonna use it to clean again
19:34:00 <Skirmish> Get the husband to shove his dick in your ass and push all the poop back up and give you a few days until it comes back.
19:34:00 <Clarkson> He's a fucking dick cheesed lying pooface
19:34:00 <Kynetic> not knowing youve shat in it
19:34:00 <philosopher{[x]}> same here
19:34:00 <Floss> Brody - "ill make you a latrine in the chook yard LOL"
19:34:00 <robot> Kynetic enjoys nice romantic cndlelit dinners by himself HEHEHEHEHE
19:34:00 <Kynetic> robot shhh
19:34:00 <Kynetic> just because you never show up
19:34:00 <Kynetic> :~(
19:34:00 <faux> wtd u have a chookyars and youre stil wonderinf where to poop
19:34:00 <Clarkson> that is a much more logical explanation than people actually liking this crap
19:34:00 <faux> just shit on a fucking chicken
19:34:00 <Liinda> INject some etra virgin oil int your butt and let the poo comeout when it wants.
19:34:00 <robot> oh
19:34:00 <Kynetic> i even shat on robot's chicken
19:34:00 <robot> i didn't think you thought i was serious.
19:34:00 <Liinda> free willy
19:34:00 <Kynetic> and he still didnt show up
19:34:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i met face to face wud be dani minogue, whats his name fall of the stairs at richmond gosh my brain
19:34:00 <Floss> lol we arent getting chooks till sunday but yer we have a chookyard
19:34:00 <Kynetic> he told me to
19:35:00 <Kynetic> said it was his favourite
19:35:00 <Floss> lol WELCOME CHOOKS HERE IS A HUMAN SHIT
19:35:00 <robot> oh dear.
19:35:00 <faux> i hate u all
19:35:00 <Kynetic> i was like 'whats your fav dinner food?'
19:35:00 <faux> noe i need to poop
19:35:00 <Clarkson> meth shits me, the come down is just too much hassle
19:35:00 <robot> false. you love me.
19:35:00 <Liinda> lol
19:35:00 <faux> i most certainly do not
19:35:00 <Liinda> MKR
19:35:00 <Kynetic> and he was all like "whatever man, shit on chicken or something"
19:35:00 <Liinda> weeeeeee
19:35:00 <philosopher{[x]}> shane warne, aussie cricket team, grand hacker, and shit my memory lost
19:35:00 <Floss> lol i love that advice
19:35:00 <Floss> the picture in my head made me lol
19:35:00 <faux> press 2 to ban beehhh
19:35:00 <Floss> brody says ffs just shit and ill bury it
19:35:00 <Clarkson> fucking VIA deck it ffs ,the driver is already fucking installed
19:35:00 <Kynetic> Floss im sure if people could see inside your head theyd probably lol too
19:35:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Liinda met paulie and faux is cousins with sleek de elite
19:36:00 <faux> 2
19:36:00 <Student> :)
19:36:00 <philosopher{[x]}> hi mamma
19:36:00 <Liinda> who is paulie?
19:36:00 <Student> 4-2
19:36:00 <Liinda> hai beehh
19:36:00 <Student> paulie is a little lolly
19:36:00 <Kynetic> paulie is a cunt
19:36:00 <Clarkson> Yeah boys who kiss girls are SO gay
19:36:00 <philosopher{[x]}> paulie falzoni
19:36:00 <Kynetic> Clarkson you kiss girls? fkn fgt.
19:36:00 <Liinda> names ring a bell but nfi
19:36:00 <Clarkson> a mate.. owns nothing.. but he travel to Thailand every year for 3 months to fuck hookers... hes donw that for the last 10 years.. ask him and life is bliss
19:36:00 <Skirmish> This packet is telling me that there is 24mg of sodium in one serve of carrots.
19:36:00 <Floss> im scared of seeing my poo out of the bowl
19:36:00 <Floss> what if its abnormal
19:36:00 <Kynetic> Floss what if it was someone else's poo?
19:36:00 <Liinda> wtf Skirmish
19:37:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: I know!
19:37:00 <Liinda> can?
19:37:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/brad-pitt-reportedly-bisexual270515/
19:37:00 <Kynetic> one serve of tinned carrots?
19:37:00 <Skirmish> I got lazy today and bought packets of pre chopped carrot sticks.
19:37:00 <Liinda> rinse the crap out of them
19:37:00 <Floss> thats terrible
19:37:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i reckon Skirmish is a secretly bi
19:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
19:37:00 <Floss> they are like 70c a bag bro
19:37:00 <Kynetic> 24mg is sfa salt
19:37:00 <Skirmish> Kynetic: raw carrot. Ingredients say 'Just carrot'.
19:37:00 <Kynetic> its like less than a fly spek
19:37:00 <Liinda> keeps em 'fresh'
19:37:00 <Kynetic> obviously carrots contain sodium naturally them
19:37:00 <Kynetic> then
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19:38:00 <Kynetic> cos no way are they adding 24mg of salt to the packet
19:38:00 <philosopher{[x]}> oranges are better than carrot has carbs
19:38:00 <faux> 24mg is legit nothing lol
19:38:00 <Kynetic> faux knows
19:38:00 <Floss> so what are we going with cause the train is leaving the station
19:38:00 <Liinda> best carrots are ones grown in the garden
19:38:00 <Floss> bucket or grass
19:38:00 <faux> like nothing
19:38:00 <faux> theres more salt in robots tears
19:38:00 <Liinda> handbag
19:38:00 <Floss> i dont even know if i can relax enough to shit outside
19:38:00 <Clarkson> it was a fucking book
19:38:00 <Kynetic> 24mg is like less than a pinhead of salt
19:38:00 <robot> who wants to chat 1 on 1
19:38:00 <philosopher{[x]}> my g spot is up the
19:38:00 <Kynetic> robot doesnt chat
19:38:00 <Kynetic> he just responds
19:38:00 <Kynetic> he's a robot
19:39:00 <Floss> chatbot
19:39:00 <Kynetic> if we all stop talking
19:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1,0The exact amount of sodium you’ll get from a carrot depends on its size. For example, a small 5 1/2-inch raw carrot weighing about 1 3/4 ounces has nearly 35 milligrams of sodium.
19:39:00 <Kynetic> he'll stop responding
19:39:00 <Kynetic> its just how it works
19:39:00 <robot> until Clarkson pipes up.
19:39:00 <Clarkson> nice biyt of ass
19:39:00 <robot> ta
19:39:00 <Kynetic> well fuck me katatonic_kate01
19:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> american weight…
19:39:00 <philosopher{[x]}> soft folden wheat flour roti
19:39:00 <Liinda> lol
19:39:00 <philosopher{[x]}> soft golden wheat flour roti
19:39:00 <Kynetic> im going to have a fucking heart attack from the sodium in carrots
19:39:00 <faux> lmao
19:39:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: Did you know that carrots have been manipulated to be orange? They used to be purple.
19:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> doubt it~
19:39:00 <Kynetic> meanwhile im chewing down a bag of chips right now which has like 5000mg of sodium
19:40:00 <faux> so'd ya mum
19:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5 billion
19:40:00 <Kynetic> haw haw
19:40:00 <Kynetic> MSG isnt bad for you sheeple
19:40:00 <Kynetic> WAKE UP SHEEPLE
19:40:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i could had been a porn star if they didnt turn me to a what im now
19:40:00 <faux> msg tastes Gross
19:40:00 <robot> no u
19:40:00 <Kynetic> i only eat food that contains GMO's
19:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1,0The National Health and Medical Research Council has set an ‘Adequate Intake’ of 20–40 mmol (460–920 mg) of sodium per day
19:40:00 <Liinda> Skirmish Nah didn't know that. Id prefer a purple carrot
19:40:00 <Kynetic> i prefer my corn to be grown with seed from monsanto
19:40:00 <Floss> RIGHT WE HAVE A DECISION
19:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> so your 24mg of sodium in ze carrots is fine….
19:41:00 <Floss> my husband is digging me a shitting-hole
19:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
19:41:00 <Floss> that i shall shit straight in to
19:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> MA! dig me a shit ‘ole
19:41:00 <faux> thabks k8 we established that 5 minutes ago without the need for references
19:41:00 <faux> lol
19:41:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i shoved two large boiled eggs into my piehole every morning
19:41:00 <Floss> hes just gone out to the chookyard to begin excavation
19:41:00 <Skirmish> I wasn't concerned by it Kate I just didn't think carrot would have salt in it naturally. Learn something new every day.
19:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you faux, didn’t see it
19:41:00 <Floss> ill give ya a salty carrot in about 2 min
19:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
19:42:00 <faux> go shit in ur hole m8
19:42:00 <Liinda> reow
19:42:00 <Clarkson> somehow he sucke dup mirandas ass again (Mira)
19:42:00 <Floss> its fucking dark aswell
19:42:00 <philosopher{[x]}> bring it on? Floss
19:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> if it’s orange something is wrong
19:42:00 <Floss> im gunna get mozzies on my arse
19:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:42:00 <partay> Floss i can give you a salty facial
19:42:00 <Liinda> surely they would die upon the poosmell
19:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> mozzie coil when yo shit
19:42:00 <philosopher{[x]}> how come daddy roots so many
19:42:00 <Kynetic> is Floss into bukakke?
19:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> or attact
19:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> some flies
19:42:00 <Kynetic> all women should be
19:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
19:42:00 <partay> Kynetic what chick isnt?
19:42:00 <Floss> i hope the chooks dont dig it up then get all judgy with me
19:42:00 <Kynetic> its good for the skin
19:42:00 <Student> Fire in the Hole!
19:42:00 <Kynetic> all that natural protein
19:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> roger that
19:43:00 <Kynetic> oil of ulan eat your heart out
19:43:00 <Student> roger
19:43:00 <Liinda> lol
19:43:00 <Kynetic> we have creme de ircer
19:43:00 <Skirmish> Floss: When you are done take a pic and link it to us so we can all judge you over your turd.
19:43:00 <Floss> i shall
19:43:00 <philosopher{[x]}> daddy knows majic to pick up
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19:43:00 <Skirmish> Excellent.
19:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
19:43:00 <Floss> i shall also photograph my view from my shit perch
19:43:00 <Kynetic> sometimes when i poop theres blood in it
19:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Thank you!
19:43:00 <Kynetic> should i see a doctor?
19:43:00 <faux> soz i couldn't deal w him anymore
19:43:00 <robot> yes
19:43:00 <Kynetic> just kidding its really just raspberry jam
19:43:00 <faux> mm
19:44:00 <Skirmish> Raw green beans are a bit ordinary tasting :-/
19:44:00 <Floss> im glad im sitting down its keeping it in
19:44:00 <Floss> do i wear thongs
19:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
19:44:00 <robot> Kynetic if you're shitting raspberry jam you should probably still see a doctor.
19:44:00 <Floss> what if i fall backwards
19:44:00 <Floss> there should be a shitting for retards book
19:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucked in
19:44:00 <Liinda> dig a hole and squat
19:44:00 <Floss> OK HE HAS FINISHED THE HOLE
19:44:00 <Floss> BRB
19:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
19:44:00 <faux> jesus christ
19:44:00 <Liinda> good luck
19:44:00 <robot> faux is a qualified retard, she could write the book
19:45:00 <Student> ha ha robot
19:45:00 <Kynetic> robot oh
19:45:00 <Kynetic> damn
19:45:00 <Skirmish> Sif not know anyone that lives close by and plan to use their bathroom for 24hrs.
19:45:00 <Kynetic> even if i put it up there myself?
19:45:00 <Student> and what exactly is her qualification?
19:45:00 <partay> could you imagine the noises faux would make during sex
19:45:00 <robot> Kynetic yes, just a different kind of doctor
19:45:00 <Skirmish> Why is everyone giving faux a hard time tonight?
19:45:00 <Kynetic> robot are you a doctor?
19:45:00 <robot> partay: EEeee
19:45:00 <Kynetic> ill bbiab
19:45:00 <robot> nup
19:46:00 <robot> i hear doctor is a doctor tho
19:46:00 <faux> whos giving me a hard time
19:46:00 <partay> i will
19:46:00 <Student> your farts
19:46:00 <Student> what is the current count?
19:46:00 <faux> partay is irrelevant he lashes out at girls that refuse to participate in his narrations
19:46:00 <Student> 16?
19:46:00 <faux> 98
19:46:00 <Student> oppss
19:46:00 <Student> that is quick
19:46:00 <partay> lashes out?
19:46:00 <partay> is that a technical term
19:47:00 <robot> is melbourne a nice place tolive?
19:47:00 <Liinda> what does he lash out exactly? pics?
19:47:00 <partay> i have long lashes
19:47:00 <faux> and robot is allowed to gimme shit cos i give him shit also
19:47:00 <Liinda> yeah robot, best city
19:47:00 <faux> and hes alright
19:47:00 <faux> on wednesdays
19:48:00 <partay> i was in melb about 3 weeks ago and the lebs just ooze from thebcracks in the pavement
19:48:00 <robot> i like turtles
19:48:00 <faux> lebs are in syd
19:48:00 <Liinda> WHere did you go? Broadmeadows?
19:48:00 <faux> greeks are in melb arent they
19:48:00 <robot> thanks Liinda. i'll keep that in mind. i'd like to visit
19:48:00 <Liinda> No disrespect but the lebs in SYdney are moreedgy then here.
19:48:00 <Skirmish> Greeks/Italian and Macos are in Melbourne.
19:48:00 <Liinda> *edgy
19:48:00 <robot> edgy lebs
19:48:00 <robot> ledgies
19:48:00 <Liinda> Every race here SKirmish
19:48:00 <faux> LOL
19:48:00 <Student> greeks are every where
19:49:00 <unclenevs> here we go again with the leb shit ha
19:49:00 <Liinda> Greeks keep to themselves in their own nook
19:49:00 <Skirmish> BAN ISLAM!
19:49:00 <dematerialised> controversial!
19:49:00 <Student> Greek Gods and Greek Goddess
19:49:00 <faux> r u leb unclenevs
19:49:00 <Liinda> And smelly armpits
19:49:00 <robot> greeks are beautiful people
19:49:00 <unclenevs> nah
19:49:00 <faux> oh
19:49:00 <Student> Skirmish make it quick before islam bans you :P
19:49:00 <unclenevs> it was just the same time last night we were talking about lebs
19:49:00 <faux> damn
19:50:00 <couleurs> i'm beautiful people
19:50:00 <faux> whats wrong w lebs
19:50:00 <Student> may be greeks are beautiful but they have rotten brains
19:50:00 <Liinda> Must be leb o'clock
19:50:00 <robot> you are, couleurs.
19:50:00 <Student> not pretty at all
19:50:00 <faux> r u dissin me people
19:50:00 <faux> fight u irl
19:50:00 <unclenevs> hahaha
19:50:00 <robot> you are beautiful (couluers), in every singleee way
19:50:00 <unclenevs> im not saying that
19:50:00 <faux> good
19:50:00 <Liinda> Ive got some awesome leb mates.
19:51:00 <robot> faux will meet u @ the servo
19:51:00 <faux> ye u do
19:51:00 <unclenevs> bell st maccas?
19:51:00 <Liinda> There are fuckards in ever race
19:51:00 <robot> bring cousins
19:51:00 <faux> nah im in syd
19:51:00 <faux> stanmore maccas
19:51:00 <unclenevs> ahh
19:51:00 <faux> bro.
19:51:00 <Liinda> hahaha bell st isnt like it used to be
19:51:00 <unclenevs> im there in a couple weeks
19:51:00 <unclenevs> put em up!
19:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ stanmore maccas
19:51:00 <faux> come see me
19:51:00 <faux> and bring me lychees
19:51:00 <Liinda> unclenevs, are u a neughbour
19:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was thinking somewhere in the shire
19:51:00 <faux> im not joking
19:51:00 <robot> is bell st near bells beach?
19:51:00 <Liinda> *neighbour
19:51:00 <unclenevs> whats the name of that dumpling place in syd
19:51:00 <unclenevs> ive been there a few times everyone talks about it
19:51:00 <robot> just, syd
19:51:00 <Liinda> no Bell Street, Melb
19:51:00 <Floss> I DID IT
19:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> the shire
19:51:00 <unclenevs> little dumpling spot
19:51:00 <robot> oh i thought u said dumping place in syd
19:52:00 <unclenevs> yea i did
19:52:00 <faux> RUXE
19:52:00 <unclenevs> syd
19:52:00 <faux> RUDE.
19:52:00 <Floss> OMG I FELL SO MUCH BETTER
19:52:00 <faux> you fell?
19:52:00 <robot> Floss: did you floss?
19:52:00 <Liinda> Since they rebnovated it, it's changed. less trouble. its all down campbellfieldnow
19:52:00 <faux> in the shit?
19:52:00 <robot> hello Lumeah.
19:52:00 <unclenevs> i dont know syd too well but whenever im there i get taken to this little dumpling spot
19:52:00 <Lumeah> Hi
19:52:00 <robot> rebnovated.
19:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you take toilet paper, or use leaves?
19:52:00 <robot> lebnovated.
19:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> the rubbish tip?
19:52:00 <Floss> hubby came prepared with toilet paper
19:52:00 <Floss> lol
19:52:00 <faux> golly i need to tinkle
19:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:52:00 <Liinda> yeah my irc typing skills need a reboot
19:52:00 <faux> lucky i have a toilet
19:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> best hubby ever
19:53:00 <Liinda> Did you cover it? lol like cats do
19:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:53:00 <faux> or id be pissing off me verandah Floss styles
19:53:00 <Floss> hes a champ he had the shovel there and put the toilet roll on the handle like camping
19:53:00 <Floss> the hole was like a toilet
19:53:00 <Floss> he has fkn life skills man
19:53:00 <faux> lmao
19:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> but he said, do it on me chest?
19:53:00 <Liinda> haha he's a keeper Floss
19:53:00 <faux> nek minnit divorce papers
19:53:00 <unclenevs> haha
19:53:00 <robot> just gettin ya flaps out sailin in the wind
19:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ faux
19:54:00 <faux> tomoreow hes moved out screaming I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE. LITERALLY.
19:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:54:00 <Floss> lol
19:54:00 <Floss> im shitting in the toilet tomorrow.
19:54:00 <Floss> im sitting there thinking....what if that cunt used quickset and this is just what he tells everyone
19:54:00 <Floss> to make them shit outdoors so he can like film it and fap
19:54:00 <unclenevs> genius
19:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> and posts it to outdoorshitters.com.au
19:55:00 <dematerialised> fap fap fap fap
19:55:00 <unclenevs> or maybe he installed some sort of toilet cam
19:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord!
19:55:00 <unclenevs> and needs a few days to connect it up wirelessly
19:56:00 <unclenevs> hes gonna be taking box shots in 24 hours
19:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> the worst thing i’ve seen is a plumber biting his nails
19:56:00 <unclenevs> argh
19:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> it made me feel so sick
19:56:00 <unclenevs> foul cunt
19:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like… WOT
19:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> the fuck
19:56:00 <Clarkson> who was the lead singer for the sex pistols?
19:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> me
19:57:00 <Floss> i have pics
19:57:00 <robot> lol
19:57:00 <robot> kate is a sex pistol
19:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
19:57:00 <dematerialised> i need a new computer chair
19:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure am
19:57:00 <dematerialised> my butt hurts
19:57:00 <unclenevs> id want to be paid well to be dealing with peoples shit all day like that
19:57:00 <robot> and someone pulled the trigger BAM still got it
19:57:00 <unclenevs> we had to have one of those snake things in our drain once
19:57:00 <unclenevs> foul
19:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
19:57:00 <Floss> he made an absolute mess of the bathroom
19:57:00 <Floss> lol
19:57:00 <Floss> champ
19:57:00 <unclenevs> imagine how often they cop splashback
19:57:00 <RATM> I am gonna do a mavis beacon run after a few cones
19:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d hate to be a plumber
19:58:00 <unclenevs> tbh a doctor would be just as worse but with better money
19:58:00 <Floss> brody "I can't believe you just crapped outside....like a bear....except bears don't shit in holes..."
19:58:00 <Floss> wtf
19:58:00 <Floss> YOU TOLD ME TOO
19:58:00 <unclenevs> even a gyno sees more rank box than good ha
19:58:00 <RATM> how do i start a bluetooth audio connection to an already paired device?
19:58:00 <dematerialised> whats wrong with shitting in a hole
19:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:58:00 <Liinda> LOL
19:58:00 <dematerialised> if you've got toilet paper it's all good
19:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw GP would be fine
19:58:00 <dematerialised> hell just last weekend i shat in the middle of a road
19:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> you are feral
19:59:00 <Floss> so now he chooses to be disgusted
19:59:00 <unclenevs> Floss make sure you start shitting in the dark so his cameras dont catch anything
19:59:00 <Floss> it was a trap
19:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:59:00 <Liinda> Yell him you really didnt go
19:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> send the pic to the plumber
20:00:00 <Floss> http://i.imgur.com/1Zs5jDC.jpg
20:00:00 <Floss> my view from the shittin hole
20:00:00 <unclenevs> https://cdn.meme.am/images/300x/2084982.jpg
20:00:00 <unclenevs> her plumber
20:00:00 <Liinda> LOL
20:00:00 <dematerialised> thats a nice view
20:01:00 <unclenevs> got chickens?
20:01:00 <unclenevs> i really want chickens
20:01:00 <Floss> http://i.imgur.com/ESQNWmq.jpg
20:01:00 <Floss> lol
20:01:00 <unclenevs> those coops are way cheaper than i was expecting
20:01:00 <Floss> how cute is that
20:01:00 <dematerialised> free fertiliser
20:01:00 <Floss> we get chooks on sunday
20:01:00 <unclenevs> did you get that coop off ebay?
20:01:00 <unclenevs> i have a bunch in my watch list
20:01:00 <Floss> nah bunnings $265
20:02:00 <unclenevs> oh
20:02:00 <unclenevs> nice
20:02:00 <Floss> its smaller than i expected but itll be ok for 3 chooks
20:02:00 <unclenevs> im jealous, i want to get some now we have a decent sized back yard
20:02:00 <unclenevs> sweet
20:02:00 <Floss> weve been here about 7 months and only just getting round to it
20:02:00 <Liinda> how do you deter rats tho
20:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> 8 cats
20:02:00 <Floss> we have a special feeder that they have to be standing on to access the grain
20:02:00 <unclenevs> yep
20:03:00 <Liinda> oh cool
20:03:00 <unclenevs> apparently youre allowed to have up to 5 in vic
20:03:00 <Liinda> nice
20:03:00 <Floss> plus the neighbour has a cat
20:03:00 <Liinda> mycat is an indoor cat
20:03:00 <Liinda> she kils spiders
20:03:00 <Floss> i wanna name them old biddy names
20:03:00 <Liinda> *kills
20:03:00 <unclenevs> we have a small jack russell but shes cool with chickens
20:03:00 <Floss> patricia
20:03:00 <Floss> gertrude
20:03:00 <Liinda> lol
20:03:00 <Liinda> Ethel
20:04:00 <unclenevs> haha
20:04:00 <Floss> i have a client called ethel i cant lol
20:04:00 <Liinda> hahaha
20:04:00 <Liinda> Barbara?
20:04:00 <Floss> omg barbara
20:04:00 <unclenevs> you getting them as chicks Floss?
20:04:00 <Floss> omg BARB N THE GIRLS
20:04:00 <Liinda> hahahaha
20:04:00 <Floss> nah theyll be fully grown
20:04:00 <unclenevs> ahh yea
20:05:00 <Liinda> how longdo they live
20:05:00 <unclenevs> until you get hungry
20:05:00 <unclenevs> or broke
20:05:00 <Floss> my friend does a chook auction every few months they can go for as little as a few bucks each
20:05:00 <Liinda> lol
20:05:00 <unclenevs> in melb?
20:05:00 <Floss> a few years or so i guess
20:05:00 <Floss> nah
20:05:00 <unclenevs> damn
20:05:00 <Liinda> unclenevs i went to a market in Bendigp and they were selling chicks for under $5
20:06:00 <unclenevs> yea sweet
20:06:00 <Floss> Barbara, Felicity and something else
20:06:00 <Floss> Maude?
20:06:00 <Liinda> Clarice
20:06:00 <Liinda> Mona
20:06:00 <Floss> barb, shaz, n darlene
20:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:06:00 <unclenevs> ha darlene
20:06:00 <unclenevs> thats country as
20:07:00 <unclenevs> might as well call one sharon
20:07:00 <Floss> lol
20:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ellie may
20:07:00 <Liinda> Sharlene?
20:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> betty sue
20:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> and bob
20:07:00 <Floss> sharlene darlene n barb
20:07:00 <Doodle> .
20:07:00 <Floss> BABS
20:07:00 <Liinda> hai Doodle
20:07:00 <Floss> ginger
20:07:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda :)
20:07:00 <Floss> doodle whats an old bitty woman name
20:07:00 <Doodle> Floss
20:07:00 <Floss> :D
20:07:00 <Liinda> LOL
20:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ie last gg/f’s ame doodle
20:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> G/f’s
20:08:00 <Floss> yes
20:08:00 <unclenevs> i dont know if this link will work but this is the one i was looking at
20:08:00 <Doodle> my last gf's name?
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
20:08:00 <Floss> sent me the names of 3 of your most recent chewtoys
20:08:00 <unclenevs> becuase i cbf fencing an area off
20:08:00 <unclenevs> http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzgyWDc0OA==/z/72sAAOSwrklVUI~a/$_12.JPG
20:08:00 <Doodle> brianna
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA
20:08:00 <Floss> and they shall be turned into chickens
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah bit bogan
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> next doodle
20:08:00 <unclenevs> Charmayne?
20:08:00 <Doodle> next gf?
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas
20:08:00 <Floss> brody wants a pair of silkys called bing and bong
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> the last 3
20:08:00 <Liinda> http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/pregnancy/baby-names/1950
20:08:00 <Floss> fuck knows why
20:09:00 <Doodle> last 3 umm
20:09:00 <Liinda> http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/pregnancy/baby-names/1940
20:09:00 <Liinda> 1940s is better
20:09:00 <Doodle> there was a kez
20:09:00 <Doodle> and a kel
20:09:00 <Liinda> Maureen and Janice
20:09:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/jqY943p
20:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> bippity bopperty and boo
20:09:00 <Floss> OMG the first 3
20:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> kezza and kel
20:09:00 <Floss> margaret, judith, helen
20:09:00 <unclenevs> my name isnt in either of those, i wasnt hot in the 40s or 50s
20:09:00 <Liinda> Dawn!!!!!
20:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:09:00 <Doodle> i cant actually remember what kez's full name was
20:09:00 <Floss> pamela
20:09:00 <Doodle> maybe kerry
20:10:00 <Floss> omg pam, kerry n barb
20:10:00 <Doodle> i didnt go out with her for long
20:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like pearl
20:10:00 <Liinda> Pearl is good
20:10:00 <Floss> pearl is cute
20:10:00 <Liinda> You have to yell them out as if you're calling them
20:10:00 <unclenevs> give them some hyphenate names
20:10:00 <Liinda> If you feel like a dickhead, then hose names are perfect
20:10:00 <unclenevs> pamela pinkett-smith
20:10:00 <Doodle> mavis
20:10:00 <Floss> maureen wendy pearl
20:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ve already dibs jack for me unborn
20:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you can’t ave that
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> wendy
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> nooo
20:11:00 <Floss> the chookhouse has been named Chateaux De Kluk
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s a cunty name
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL that’s awesom
20:11:00 <unclenevs> perfect
20:11:00 <Floss> we are getting a nameplate for it
20:11:00 <Liinda> hahaha
20:11:00 <unclenevs> jelly
20:11:00 <Floss> so they are going to be ladies of the manor
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Mc nugget!
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> best name ever
20:11:00 <Floss> bahahaa
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> *bows*
20:11:00 <Liinda> lol
20:11:00 <Floss> mcnugget in a mcmansion
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> or schnitty
20:12:00 <Floss> bahaha wtf
20:12:00 <unclenevs> schnitty and parma
20:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEAH
20:12:00 <Floss> LOL
20:12:00 <unclenevs> sounds like a cop show
20:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:12:00 <Floss> thelma and louise
20:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> parma awesome
20:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES thelma
20:12:00 <Floss> and Bert
20:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> and louise
20:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ bert
20:12:00 <Liinda> lol schnitty
20:12:00 <Floss> hahaha
20:13:00 <Floss> Thelma and Louise...oh and that cunt is mcnugget
20:13:00 <unclenevs> ha
20:13:00 <Doodle> i had a pair of mice called thelma & louise
20:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:13:00 <Liinda> shnitty parma and breasty
20:13:00 <Floss> bubbles devier
20:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> breasty lol
20:13:00 <Doodle> they crashed their car into the grand canyon :(
20:13:00 <unclenevs> schnitty, parma and rissole
20:13:00 <Doodle> then mum buried them
20:13:00 <Floss> CALL ME BUBBLES EVERYBODY DOES DARLING
20:13:00 <unclenevs> can you even rissole chicken? nfi
20:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> my dog attacked our chickens…
20:13:00 <unclenevs> ha bubbles
20:13:00 <Liinda> lol mincedmaybe
20:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe it was 1 i cant remember
20:13:00 <unclenevs> Floss: i saw him live doing that character a few years ago
20:14:00 <Floss> no wai
20:14:00 <unclenevs> yea hes a champion
20:14:00 <Floss> i love that suit
20:14:00 <unclenevs> i was hoping for him to do some of his boosh shit
20:14:00 <unclenevs> hard to in a dress and makeup
20:14:00 <unclenevs> er little brittain i mean
20:14:00 <Floss> Chanel
20:14:00 <Floss> dior
20:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish it was this fun coming up with names for kids
20:15:00 <Floss> and Mercedes
20:15:00 <Doodle> CHAMPAGNE
20:15:00 <Doodle> CHAMPAGNE FOR EVERYONE
20:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> clucky
20:15:00 <unclenevs> haha
20:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> m’c cluck
20:15:00 <Floss> Clucky, PLucky, and Fucky
20:15:00 <unclenevs> half of my brain right now is trying to think of chicken names
20:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
20:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> plucka
20:15:00 <Floss> haha i know right
20:15:00 <unclenevs> like its solely dedicated to this
20:15:00 <Liinda> Huey Louie Dewie
20:15:00 <unclenevs> they were ducks!
20:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:15:00 <Floss> i said plucka to brody
20:15:00 <Liinda> same sameeee
20:15:00 <Floss> PLUCKA IS A DUCK
20:15:00 <Floss> NO
20:15:00 <Floss> so theres that
20:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
20:15:00 <Liinda> scroooge
20:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
20:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> still a bird
20:16:00 <unclenevs> call one colonel sanders
20:16:00 <Floss> lol thats a no from brody
20:16:00 <unclenevs> get some payback
20:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> chick, bird and darls
20:16:00 <Liinda> Nando
20:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:16:00 <Liinda> Colonel
20:16:00 <unclenevs> haha nando!
20:16:00 <Liinda> and
20:16:00 <Liinda> ....
20:16:00 <Floss> bahahaha
20:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> nando - best!
20:16:00 <unclenevs> nando is a win
20:16:00 <Liinda> who else does chicken?
20:16:00 <Floss> its not feminine!
20:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> red rooster
20:16:00 <Liinda> Nandina?
20:16:00 <couleurs> i'm addicted to mints am i going to die pls reply asap
20:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> kfc
20:16:00 <unclenevs> im stealing the nando name
20:16:00 <Liinda> Colonel Sanders
20:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol that’s awesome
20:17:00 <Liinda> FOghorn
20:17:00 <Floss> odds are we will bring them home and call them heeeereeee chook chook choooooook
20:17:00 <Liinda> male tho
20:17:00 <unclenevs> i wonder if ill speak to pet chickens the way i have to speak to our dog
20:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> get over ere ya lil shit?
20:17:00 <unclenevs> if i dont speak to our dog in a high pitch voice she thinks shes in trouble
20:17:00 <unclenevs> so its ingrained
20:17:00 <amelia> wot
20:17:00 <amelia> who has chickend
20:17:00 <amelia> chickens
20:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum
20:18:00 <Floss> im getting some one sunday
20:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is layin
20:18:00 <Liinda> mymate bought chickens, and yeah, spoke to them like people.one diedthis week actually, buried it...
20:18:00 <Floss> no wai :(
20:18:00 <Liinda> Yeah... she popped a lot of eggs
20:18:00 <Floss> i will have a funeral service
20:18:00 <Floss> im useless with that part of it
20:18:00 <Liinda> He gave her a cross in the groud too
20:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ funeral service
20:18:00 <Floss> you know eggs are chicken periods
20:18:00 <unclenevs> hacks
20:18:00 <unclenevs> http://www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/General-Discussion/Chat/Funny-names-for-pet-chickens/
20:18:00 <Floss> so weird
20:19:00 <unclenevs> 'My mate's ones were Book-book and Begerrk '
20:19:00 <Liinda> You kow what are delish? Quail eggs!!!
20:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> no the’re not a chicken period!
20:19:00 <Liinda> LOL unclenevs
20:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
20:19:00 <unclenevs> 'beryl, meryl, cheryl - all red heads '
20:19:00 <Floss> lol
20:19:00 <amelia> i always end up dating boys that have fuckin chickens
20:19:00 <Clarkson> roflllllllll how is it gay
20:19:00 <Doodle> thats weird amelia
20:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:19:00 <unclenevs> amelia is that what you look for in a man
20:19:00 <Liinda> Rosie
20:19:00 <amelia> i know
20:19:00 <Doodle> like colonel sanders?
20:19:00 <amelia> its so odd
20:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> farmer
20:19:00 <unclenevs> job? yep, car? yep, chickens? yep
20:19:00 <unclenevs> *swoons*
20:19:00 <amelia> the last 2 have had chickens
20:19:00 <Doodle> was ur last bf called nando
20:19:00 <Liinda> SHe's and Egg Digger
20:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:20:00 <unclenevs> hahaha
20:20:00 <unclenevs> egg digger
20:20:00 <Floss> i have a petting zoo now i could go on tour
20:20:00 <amelia> i think its my schnitzel fetish comin thru
20:20:00 <Doodle> :/
20:20:00 <Floss> mildred
20:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> was he like, how do you like your eggs in the morning ?
20:20:00 <Liinda> Schitz
20:20:00 <Floss> FERTILIZED
20:20:00 <Liinda> *Schnitz
20:20:00 <amelia> ahahahahahah
20:20:00 <unclenevs> haha
20:20:00 <unclenevs> "freshly laid"
20:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> what were the chicken’s name amelia
20:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> or the said guys owned chicken farms
20:21:00 <amelia> i don't freakin know
20:21:00 <amelia> nah not farms
20:21:00 <Floss> they are so relaxing
20:21:00 <amelia> jus in backyard
20:21:00 <Doodle> my sister has chooks but i dunno what theyre called
20:21:00 <Floss> the clucking is therapeutic i think
20:21:00 <unclenevs> yea i reakon Floss
20:21:00 <Doodle> they chase her cat
20:21:00 <amelia> I could prob look up old msgs
20:21:00 <unclenevs> we built a pond so we have fish sorted
20:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH not interested in his chickens, no wonder the relationship didn’t last long
20:21:00 <Floss> plus i have a mate that works at the chicken farm so if they piss me off i can have em dressed for dinner in no time
20:21:00 <unclenevs> i know right
20:21:00 <unclenevs> talk about commitment issues
20:22:00 <Doodle> luv me luv me chooks
20:22:00 <unclenevs> not knowing the names..
20:22:00 <Floss> bernadette
20:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
20:22:00 <Floss> lol
20:22:00 <Floss> FERGIE
20:22:00 <Floss> REDHEADED CHICKEN
20:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:22:00 <unclenevs> "Yea shes cool and all but I dont think she really connects with my chickens"
20:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
20:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol !
20:22:00 <Floss> brody - "who says we are getting red chickens?"
20:22:00 <Floss> FFS
20:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> she didn’t like me brood
20:23:00 <Floss> he is just calling out names
20:23:00 <Floss> like fucking bingo
20:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> so she had to go....
20:23:00 <Liinda> OK, what about: Blackbean, Sweet n SOur and Mongolion?
20:23:00 <Floss> my palms are getting itchy
20:23:00 <Liinda> *Mongolian
20:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> beef
20:23:00 <unclenevs> she hatched a plain to leave him
20:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> not chicken
20:23:00 <unclenevs> plan
20:23:00 <unclenevs> fuck
20:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:23:00 <Doodle> mongo-lion
20:23:00 <Liinda> i thought you can get mooglian chicken
20:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> mong
20:23:00 <unclenevs> =/
20:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you
20:23:00 <Doodle> mooglian looool
20:23:00 <Liinda> oh i need to stop typing lol
20:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i only every get honey
20:24:00 <Doodle> lllllol
20:24:00 <Floss> oo im going to try that in the slowcooker this week
20:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i so want one
20:24:00 <Floss> the same recipe as the beef just with chicken its supposed to be amazing
20:24:00 <amelia> soooo... anyone here have chickens?
20:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> but im gonna wait till the weather is cooler
20:24:00 <unclenevs> theyre not that expensive hey
20:24:00 <Liinda> om nomnom
20:24:00 <Doodle> lol amelia
20:24:00 <Doodle> i can get some
20:24:00 <unclenevs> i want to buy a decent juicer
20:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw they like what 50 -100
20:24:00 <amelia> ahahahah
20:24:00 <unclenevs> we have a bootlet kmart bullet thing which is alright but i want a decent machine
20:24:00 <Doodle> 'oh yeah thats umm corky'
20:24:00 <unclenevs> bootleg
20:24:00 <Floss> oh i have one like that
20:24:00 <unclenevs> im typing like a fucking idiot tonight
20:25:00 <Floss> it was like 11 bucks
20:25:00 <Floss> its fkn shit
20:25:00 <Clarkson> nah gave that shit up
20:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> cold pressed juicer
20:25:00 <unclenevs> ha yea its probably the same one
20:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> that tucks you in at night
20:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> only $9000
20:25:00 <unclenevs> i want one of those bullet things too
20:25:00 <Liinda> http://wiki.omlet.co.uk/index.php/Chicken_Names
20:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> sex toy
20:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> and juice do not mix
20:25:00 <Floss> my mother in law has a bullet juicer its awesome
20:25:00 <Doodle> i wish i had a rubber duck for me bath
20:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> been there done that
20:25:00 <unclenevs> i mean
20:25:00 <unclenevs> not fruit juice..
20:25:00 <Doodle> but there is barely enough room for me
20:25:00 <Floss> i was going to leave out the word juicer but the sentence sounded fucked
20:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:25:00 <Floss> haha
20:26:00 <Liinda> the better one is the Nutri Ninja, and get it romJBHIFI, theyre the cheapest..
20:26:00 <Liinda> well they were around xmas anyhow
20:26:00 <Floss> yeah she has that one
20:26:00 <unclenevs> yea?
20:26:00 <unclenevs> cool
20:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah they’re shit
20:26:00 <Floss> its fkn sweet
20:26:00 <unclenevs> ahh
20:26:00 <Doodle> i'm doing a case study on jb hifi atm
20:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> they don’t even crush ice
20:26:00 <Doodle> for skewl
20:26:00 <unclenevs> howso? it looks like itll juice a fkn shoe if you put one in
20:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanted one that crushed ice
20:26:00 <Floss> lol doodle
20:26:00 <Liinda> Nice Doodle
20:26:00 <Floss> class project
20:26:00 <Doodle> no just one of me assessments
20:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> case study - they don’t wear a uniform
20:26:00 <Doodle> lol
20:26:00 <Liinda> What kind of assessment
20:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> because….
20:26:00 <Doodle> no
20:27:00 <Doodle> i'm doing a diploma Liinda
20:27:00 <Liinda> in what
20:27:00 <Liinda> i forgot
20:27:00 <unclenevs> in JB Hifi
20:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> because…. they wanna let everyone know they’re hipsters!
20:27:00 <Floss> do one on dick smith
20:27:00 <Doodle> marketing
20:27:00 <Clarkson> usually its my orgasm without her orgasm
20:27:00 <RATM> 14wpm 95% acc
20:27:00 <Liinda> Nice!!!!
20:27:00 <Doodle> lol dick smith
20:27:00 <Liinda> Online or in class
20:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick smith…. so cheap atm
20:27:00 <Doodle> online
20:27:00 <Doodle> accelerated
20:27:00 <unclenevs> does anyone get the dick smith emails?
20:27:00 <Doodle> should have it in aug
20:27:00 <Clarkson> even has a cool slow motion feature for porn
20:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i got a new phone for 25 buks!
20:27:00 <unclenevs> theyre becoming so desperate
20:27:00 <Liinda> with who? I wanna do mineinmarketing too
20:27:00 <Floss> brody gave up screaming out chicken names hes gone back to the playstation
20:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like the dick cheese the best
20:27:00 <Doodle> apm in syd
20:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> just sayin
20:28:00 <unclenevs> rank
20:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:28:00 <Doodle> school of marketing & communication
20:28:00 <unclenevs> thats foul man haha
20:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
20:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:28:00 <unclenevs> im so on point with that shit
20:28:00 <unclenevs> some dudes are beasts
20:28:00 <Floss> lol
20:28:00 <Floss> on FIRE
20:28:00 <Doodle> swing by Liinda i'll give u special lessons
20:28:00 <Floss> NING NANG AND NONG
20:28:00 <RATM> mavis beacon teaches typing
20:29:00 <Liinda> Shall I bring my ruler or will be use yours?
20:29:00 <Floss> his will be rigged
20:29:00 <Doodle> lol
20:29:00 <Doodle> sif
20:29:00 <Liinda> my spacebar s fucked
20:29:00 <Floss> IT WAS 7 YETERDAY I SWEAR
20:29:00 <Doodle> rofl
20:30:00 <Doodle> well
20:30:00 <Doodle> its cold today
20:30:00 <Floss> put a scarf on it then
20:30:00 <Doodle> lmao
20:30:00 <Doodle> i am a straight male, i dont own any scarves
20:30:00 <unclenevs> correct
20:30:00 <Floss> :/
20:30:00 <Floss> are scarves gay?
20:30:00 <Doodle> if my neck gets cold i will grow a beard
20:30:00 <Doodle> yes
20:30:00 <unclenevs> the only fruity thing about it
20:31:00 <unclenevs> is in my media room i have winnie the pooh curtains
20:31:00 <unclenevs> but ive been too lazy to change them
20:31:00 <unclenevs> about me*
20:31:00 <Doodle> BAI GUISE *flips scarf over shoulder like pubescent girl*
20:31:00 <Doodle> ...
20:31:00 <Floss> OH HAI MARK
20:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ don’t own any scarves
20:31:00 <Doodle> i wish faux would come back so i can shd
20:32:00 <Floss> herm
20:32:00 <unclenevs> https://igcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/t51.2885-15/e35/12479635_256830934654786_1635760070_n.jpg
20:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle can you mince around with a scarf?
20:32:00 <Doodle> probably
20:32:00 <Doodle> o/`
20:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you homosexual unnclenevs?
20:33:00 <unclenevs> my curtains think i am :(
20:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:33:00 <unclenevs> im just too lazy to change them
20:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods, sure you are
20:34:00 <unclenevs> and theyre the hooky ones not the loop ones and not on ebay
20:34:00 <Doodle> hooky pooh
20:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:34:00 <unclenevs> i am pretty sure its easier to be a homosexual gentleman in this day and age though
20:34:00 <Doodle> no way
20:34:00 <unclenevs> you women are fkn crazy sometimes
20:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:35:00 <Doodle> the personal hygiene standards are phenomenal
20:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> you just wanna be a SNAG
20:35:00 <Doodle> i couldnt handle it
20:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> or a hipster
20:35:00 <Doodle> plus it would make my eyes water
20:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> or just grow a beard
20:35:00 <unclenevs> ha
20:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
20:35:00 <unclenevs> i shaved my beard down specifically so people didnt think i was a hipster
20:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
20:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT
20:35:00 <Doodle> i grew one so ppl wouldnt think i was a girl
20:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have a no chin?
20:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:35:00 <unclenevs> haha Doodle
20:36:00 <unclenevs> my chins alright ive just always had a massive beard
20:36:00 <unclenevs> then i was on brunswick street looking around like wtf
20:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> chins!
20:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is a fatteh!
20:36:00 <Doodle> lol
20:36:00 <unclenevs> no question
20:36:00 <Liinda> brb!
20:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> So THAT’s why he had a huge beard
20:36:00 <Liinda> need to clean the kitchen
20:36:00 <unclenevs> hahaha
20:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d try that but i think i’d get a few weird looks
20:37:00 <unclenevs> just shave your moustache kate
20:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d need to move to the inner west, so i wouldn’t get as many weird loooks
20:37:00 <unclenevs> please
20:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i like that porn look
20:37:00 <unclenevs> ha
20:38:00 <Doodle> [20:31] <Floss> OH HAI MARK
20:38:00 <Doodle> [20:31] <katatonic_kate01> lol @ don’t own any scarves
20:38:00 <Doodle> [20:31] <Doodle> i wish faux would come back so i can shd
20:38:00 <faux> yummy
20:38:00 <Doodle> inorite
20:38:00 <Doodle> come and have a bath with me i'll get the shoehorn
20:38:00 <Doodle> it'll be fun
20:39:00 <faux> lma
20:39:00 <faux> o
20:39:00 <faux> ill just sit in your lap
20:39:00 <faux> seems easier
20:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:39:00 <Doodle> you wont even be in the water then
20:39:00 <Doodle> its a small bath
20:39:00 <faux> ht
20:39:00 <faux> ot
20:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol
20:39:00 <faux> oh
20:39:00 <Doodle> lol
20:39:00 <faux> i thought id be balancing
20:39:00 <faux> on your cumcannon
20:39:00 <Doodle> teetering
20:39:00 <Doodle> LOL
20:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:39:00 <unclenevs> haha
20:39:00 <Doodle> BLAMMO
20:39:00 <faux> lmao
20:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> blammo.. wtf
20:40:00 <Doodle> its my orgasm noise
20:40:00 <Clarkson> Shut it bitch
20:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> pew pew sounds better
20:40:00 <Doodle> :o
20:40:00 <faux> LOL
20:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you wonder why you’re single?
20:40:00 <unclenevs> mines zzz
20:40:00 <Doodle> no
20:40:00 <faux> dont be rude
20:40:00 <Doodle> i know why i am single
20:40:00 <faux> he is an angel
20:40:00 <faux> COS IM IN SYD
20:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> how is that being rude
20:40:00 <faux> right
20:40:00 <Doodle> lmao
20:40:00 <faux> right.
20:40:00 <Doodle> ye
20:40:00 <Doodle> yes
20:40:00 <faux> pew
20:40:00 <faux> phew*
20:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> blammo… when he jizzes
20:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> come on
20:40:00 <Doodle> well
20:40:00 <Doodle> what else am i sposed to say
20:40:00 <faux> kablooowie
20:40:00 <unclenevs> not blammo bro
20:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ka pow?
20:41:00 <Doodle> COWABUNGA
20:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow?
20:41:00 <unclenevs> haha
20:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:41:00 <faux> pls he could say purple monkey dishwasher and id still give him a red hot go
20:41:00 <unclenevs> sorry its in your hair and eye
20:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> and your face turns green
20:41:00 <Doodle> re000wwwwwwwwwwww
20:41:00 <faux> talk swahili to me bb
20:41:00 <Doodle> purple monkey dishwasher
20:41:00 <faux> hnng
20:41:00 <Doodle> BUMBLEBEE TUNA
20:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:41:00 <faux> LOL
20:41:00 <Doodle> SHIKAKAAAA
20:41:00 <faux> 2 far
20:41:00 <unclenevs> "wait right there ill go get you a towel"
20:41:00 <Doodle> i love that fkn movie
20:42:00 <unclenevs> DONT BLINK
20:42:00 <Doodle> bumblebee tuna? bumblebee tuna
20:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPU2RuR83XM <—— doodle
20:42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Michael Jackson - Shamona hee hee Views: 60,700 Uploader: MahirJean Uploaded: Mar 9, 2012 Duration: 0m13s Rating: 4.27
20:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> please say that next time you jizz
20:42:00 <unclenevs> ha!
20:42:00 <Clarkson> and im thinking wtf is wrong with u dude ur in canada that shit is sweet!
20:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:42:00 <Doodle> a-heeeee-heeeeeeeeeeee
20:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i gigggled
20:42:00 <unclenevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzIN3EgBIHg
20:42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Show her my O face! Views: 627,990 Uploader: 648TZF Uploaded: Mar 12, 2011 Duration: 0m20s Rating: 4.79
20:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAOOO
20:43:00 <Doodle> haha
20:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> the sha mona!
20:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> he he
20:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> then**
20:44:00 <Doodle> lol
20:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> or “NEXT"
20:44:00 <unclenevs> haha
20:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s always a good one
20:44:00 <Doodle> what sort of a sexytime is this
20:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> irc sexy times
20:44:00 <unclenevs> if i said that my missus would never stop punching me in the face
20:44:00 <Doodle> eep
20:44:00 <Doodle> in that case i need a bath rn
20:44:00 <Doodle> bbs
20:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:45:00 <faux> herculeees herculees
20:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzRsMU0JFv0&nohtml5=False
20:45:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e62M-5-7ajY
20:45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meet Italy's Most Famous Gigolo Views: 686,837 Uploader: Journeyman Pictures Uploaded: Sep 9, 2014 Duration: 9m42s Rating: 4.01
20:46:00 <unclenevs> 500-2000 eur!
20:46:00 <unclenevs> i missed my calling
20:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> he isn’t even that hawt
20:47:00 <unclenevs> he actually looks half retarded
20:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
20:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv he isn’t
20:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> the rates he charges
20:48:00 <unclenevs> i want him to be
20:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
20:48:00 <unclenevs> imagine the shit lonely housewives hed have to bang out though
20:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> if he keeps his sunnies on, do able
20:49:00 <unclenevs> downsy eyes
20:49:00 <dematerialised> remember lads, girls would rather spend thousands on him than go anywhere near our dicks
20:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES LOL
20:49:00 <unclenevs> speak for yourself dematerialised ha
20:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew dem!
20:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> he has some hatred towards woman
20:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> so that’s why he is a male whore
20:50:00 <unclenevs> he'd be a hate fucker
20:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:50:00 <unclenevs> straight to choking and shit
20:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:50:00 <unclenevs> 50 shades of half retard
20:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is a bit of a tard actually
20:51:00 <unclenevs> see
20:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucked in if he has to fuck old fat birds
20:51:00 <Clarkson> was gettin dressed n thought fuck it, now im thinkin fuck it go fkn JUST HAVE A FUCKIN PIE N SHIT JOSH
20:51:00 <unclenevs> he wouldnt be much of a conversation
20:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> no…. pants off fuck and go
20:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> actually….. *ponders*
20:52:00 <unclenevs> actually he has a point then
20:52:00 <unclenevs> ha
20:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i want to punch him in the dick
20:52:00 <unclenevs> see how he is interviewed and celebrated
20:52:00 <partay> never go full retard
20:52:00 <Clarkson> Yeah, about fucking half an hour ago.
20:52:00 <unclenevs> reverse it and put a chick on that stage
20:52:00 <unclenevs> and she'll be berated and called a whore
20:52:00 <unclenevs> its pretty dope being a man.
20:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
20:53:00 <unclenevs> id rob that guy.
20:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:53:00 <unclenevs> no remorse
20:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if he offers wine, cheese and crackers as part of the deal
20:54:00 <unclenevs> for 2000 eur id want him to do my fucking lawns
20:54:00 <Clarkson> BiggusDickus: you're on your mac with photoshop, thinking you're a fuckin hacker lulz
20:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
20:55:00 <unclenevs> i could buy a shitload of shoes for 2000 eur
20:55:00 <unclenevs> i dont care who it is, alive or dead noones worth 2000 eur for me to fuck them
20:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> do men even buy shoes
20:55:00 <unclenevs> sneakers sorry
20:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> like on a regular basis
20:56:00 <unclenevs> and yes and i get yelled at because of it all the time
20:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
20:56:00 <unclenevs> i did the smarted shit before and said i wanna buy some shoes and got yelled at and said well maybe ill just buy some records
20:56:00 <unclenevs> and got the ok
20:56:00 <unclenevs> and just wanted to buy records all along
20:56:00 <unclenevs> fucking genius
20:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> I got the husband some loafers … well THAT was a bad idea
20:57:00 <unclenevs> loafers haha
20:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> he was like ah… what are these.. slippers?
20:57:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 a sammich would have been better
20:57:00 <unclenevs> is he 60?
20:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> almost
20:57:00 <unclenevs> well fair point then
20:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
20:57:00 <unclenevs> id wear some stacy adams loafers
20:58:00 <unclenevs> or lugz
20:58:00 <unclenevs> wallabes etc
20:58:00 <TheRiddler> see my loafers former gophers
20:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is a lugz
20:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like loafers
20:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re comfortable!
20:58:00 <unclenevs> rank
20:58:00 <TheRiddler> *like
20:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever
20:59:00 <unclenevs> how much were they?
20:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husbands?
20:59:00 <unclenevs> yea
20:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh like 50 bucks on spech
20:59:00 <faux> that gigolo dude has a nice butt
20:59:00 <unclenevs> haha
20:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah but face faux
20:59:00 <unclenevs> your heart was in the right place
20:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> he had weid eyes
20:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird
21:00:00 <faux> fuck his face
21:00:00 <unclenevs> yea ol downsy giggilo
21:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i said leave the sunnies on
21:00:00 <unclenevs> he needs to spend 2000eur on those eyes
21:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and doable
21:00:00 <TheRiddler> it was that or skin my chauffeurs
21:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i dont think he was that tall either
21:00:00 <faux> oh
21:00:00 <faux> no ty
21:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LIke… for 2000 eu you’d want at least 6’
21:01:00 <faux> i like me men how i like me trees
21:01:00 <faux> tall and woody
21:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
21:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
21:01:00 <TheRiddler> but a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best
21:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no riddler
21:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah tall is best
21:01:00 <TheRiddler> it's a song lol
21:01:00 <MrMark> boo
21:01:00 <TheRiddler> faux luffs it
21:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
21:01:00 <unclenevs> i really want these
21:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> carry on
21:01:00 <unclenevs> http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/ODk5WDE0NDA=/z/xk4AAOSwr7ZW58-d/$_57.JPG
21:02:00 <unclenevs> but theyre $450
21:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> how old are you, 10?
21:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re fucking horrid
21:02:00 <faux> what are they
21:02:00 <faux> the link sux
21:02:00 <unclenevs> red jordan 4s
21:02:00 <dematerialised> some kind of pink sneaker
21:02:00 <unclenevs> very rare
21:02:00 <unclenevs> pink!
21:02:00 <faux> lol
21:02:00 <unclenevs> red
21:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> seriously for 450bucks you’d want them to light up and play a jingle when you walk
21:02:00 <unclenevs> how dare you
21:02:00 <unclenevs> lol
21:02:00 <faux> oookeh
21:02:00 <dematerialised> nah definitely pink
21:02:00 <TheRiddler> lightish red
21:02:00 <unclenevs> thats nothing kate
21:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
21:03:00 <faux> i wanna seeeee
21:03:00 <faux> but the lin doesnt work for me
21:03:00 <unclenevs> sec
21:03:00 <faux> link*
21:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> paying $200 for tigers is me limit
21:03:00 <dematerialised> faux
21:03:00 <dematerialised> http://tinyurl.com/h97nn86
21:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint paying more for sneakers
21:03:00 <faux> payin $200 for ya mum
21:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif, she is worth like 2000
21:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> and HAS BETTER eyes
21:03:00 <faux> $2
21:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> than old mate
21:03:00 <faux> ty dematerialised
21:04:00 <dematerialised> np np
21:04:00 <faux> i like the shoe but not the colour
21:04:00 <unclenevs> ill show you the last pair i bought then ha
21:04:00 <unclenevs> id always wanted them
21:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> they look like a cheap pair of shoes
21:04:00 <faux> r they crocs i bet theyre crocs
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> I had a pair of converse as a kid that might of been worth a heap now
21:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ faux
21:04:00 <unclenevs> hahah faux
21:04:00 <unclenevs> also these are the RED ones
21:04:00 <unclenevs> http://s30.postimg.org/e4b5mktjl/image.jpg
21:04:00 <dematerialised> pink
21:04:00 <dematerialised> the box they are in is red
21:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> $450 - i’d say fuck off
21:04:00 <Clarkson> Has naked shit in it
21:05:00 <unclenevs> theyre worth $600
21:05:00 <faux> yeah as i said i like the shoe just not thw colour
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> they were white with the same gel thing you see on those shoes
21:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> but would you pay 450 bucks faux
21:05:00 <unclenevs> http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/esgp3xfpoiojgw1dv0kq.jpg
21:05:00 <faux> fuck no
21:05:00 <unclenevs> were the last ones i bought
21:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
21:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 bucks sure
21:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
21:05:00 <faux> i dont like them soz
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> they're pink
21:05:00 <unclenevs> well theyre red irl
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you wear hawiian shirts too?
21:05:00 <faux> i enjoy a good pair of kicks
21:05:00 <faux> but those are not cute
21:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawaiian
21:06:00 <unclenevs> haha no
21:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure….
21:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:06:00 <unclenevs> im glad i brought this up..
21:06:00 <faux> its ok kate wears water bottles on her fat.feet
21:06:00 <unclenevs> haha
21:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif!
21:06:00 <faux> lollll
21:06:00 <dematerialised> that's actually a great survival tip
21:06:00 <partay> before mcdonald's i bet "don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule
21:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wear shoe boxes thank you very much
21:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dem
21:07:00 <faux> lol
21:07:00 <Student> -:)
21:07:00 <unclenevs> https://igcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p750x750/12519610_494351434022946_1427783580_n.jpg
21:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> im at the stage where crocs may be me only option
21:07:00 <unclenevs> 2008 infrareds
21:07:00 <faux> tbh ive watched way too many turn your water bottle into shoes vids on youtube
21:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s gonna be a sad sad day
21:07:00 <unclenevs> faux hah
21:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT the hell… you can do that
21:07:00 <faux> those are ok
21:08:00 <unclenevs> crocs are the devil
21:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that a turn your water bottle into a shoe link ?
21:08:00 <unclenevs> ha no its another pair i bought recently nm
21:08:00 <faux> i like the nike roshes
21:08:00 <faux> theyre super cute
21:08:00 <unclenevs> i wear a lot of air max 90
21:08:00 <faux> in gray pls
21:08:00 <unclenevs> chicks in air max give me the feels
21:09:00 <unclenevs> i force them onto my girl, she used to wear dunlop when we first met..
21:09:00 <faux> feck i still bee
21:09:00 <faux> need* to eat din
21:09:00 <faux> ew Dunlop lol
21:09:00 <unclenevs> well not dunlop
21:09:00 <faux> bbs
21:09:00 <unclenevs> converse or whatever
21:09:00 <unclenevs> same shit
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> what ever happen to those gel insole stuff
21:10:00 <unclenevs> no idea what that is
21:10:00 <amelia> reformed infareds
21:10:00 <amelia> oldschool ones were better
21:11:00 <unclenevs> amelia theyre 2008
21:11:00 <unclenevs> but yea i have one pair of ogs
21:11:00 <unclenevs> with the cream sole instead of white
21:11:00 <unclenevs> too scared to wear them ha.
21:11:00 <amelia> now everyone jus rocks into a footlocker
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> that clear bit on the heel of those shoes
21:11:00 <unclenevs> yea but those that know know
21:11:00 <unclenevs> i can tell reissues and the new colourways from a mile away
21:12:00 <Liinda> .
21:12:00 <amelia> they reissued the purple ones
21:12:00 <unclenevs> yea i got em
21:12:00 <amelia> they actually looked real good
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> Liinda!
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> ltns
21:12:00 <unclenevs> they just put out half arsed infrareds too
21:12:00 <Liinda> TheRiddler! i know! how are you>
21:12:00 <unclenevs> but didnt call them that
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> pretty
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> good
21:12:00 <amelia> haha
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> yourself?
21:12:00 <Liinda> Hehe Im well thanks mister.
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> cools
21:13:00 <Liinda> Any news?
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dcshoes.com.au/mens-spartan-hi-wc-shoe-302523?default=289980
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> this is my shoes
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> umm
21:13:00 <amelia> i got some cute ones from new york i show @ you
21:13:00 <amelia> highs
21:13:00 <unclenevs> DC trying too hard to look like nike terminators
21:14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
21:14:00 <unclenevs> but theyre nice
21:14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hows every1 garn 2nite
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> I maybe getting a new job
21:14:00 <Liinda> i like the green and black one
21:14:00 <Liinda> oh nice - you excited?
21:14:00 <unclenevs> i like the yellow
21:14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hows it garn
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> a little
21:14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ay?
21:14:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Will you miss your current job of spamming links in here?
21:14:00 <Liinda> scarn'on
21:15:00 <RATM> 18WPM, 97% acc
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> I'm pretty much sick of the empoyers of my current job
21:15:00 <Skirmish> 18wpm is pretty slow.
21:15:00 <unclenevs> i hear that
21:15:00 <Liinda> i think i would like a glass of red wine
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> also my jsp
21:15:00 <robot> how does it feel to be back on irc Liinda?
21:15:00 <stompin> niggers
21:15:00 <Liinda> stompyyy
21:15:00 <unclenevs> wtf
21:15:00 <stompin> Liinda! how be u
21:15:00 <Liinda> robot, feels okay. almost like i never left
21:16:00 <unclenevs> i love how comfortable people are saying shit on irc
21:16:00 <unclenevs> ha
21:16:00 <Liinda> good thankies hows u stomps
21:16:00 <stompin> i had an accident :(
21:16:00 <Liinda> oh no, u ok?
21:16:00 <stompin> havnt been able to walk for 7 weeks this friday :( and maybe another 6-12 weeks till ill be walking. Ill heal but yer it hasnt been fun
21:16:00 <Liinda> what happened
21:17:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/cw7bXFT
21:17:00 <dematerialised> no
21:17:00 <unclenevs> fuck yea amelia
21:17:00 <stompin> My knee decieded it didnt like the abuse i was giving it, so it factured into 4 pieces
21:17:00 <dematerialised> yay knee reconstructions!
21:17:00 <stompin> so what have you been up too?
21:17:00 <unclenevs> those are tough
21:17:00 <Liinda> ah fuck
21:17:00 <dematerialised> you'll never walk the same again
21:17:00 <mzyoyo> lol
21:17:00 <amelia> yassssss
21:17:00 <TheRiddler> cool shoes ameelio
21:17:00 <Liinda> not much, just working
21:18:00 <unclenevs> with the skinny tick
21:18:00 <stompin> dematerialised: didnt do any ligament damage just the tibia knee surface
21:18:00 <RATM> you will get bored of my reports but within a year i will be a hero. you wait and see.... you wait and se....
21:18:00 <unclenevs> do you own those?
21:18:00 <dematerialised> ah ok
21:18:00 <dematerialised> lucky then
21:18:00 <dematerialised> well
21:18:00 <stompin> kinda but not
21:18:00 <dematerialised> not lucky because that hurts like a bitch
21:18:00 <amelia> they bit dirtier now tho
21:18:00 <dematerialised> but yeah
21:18:00 <unclenevs> fresh
21:18:00 <amelia> specially the beige/cream ones
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> lucky it didn't break into 4 pieces
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> you'd have to get a fake knee
21:19:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:19:00 <unclenevs> youd get a bit for those
21:19:00 <unclenevs> if you wanted to sell them
21:19:00 <amelia> nah they pretty stock standard
21:19:00 <TheRiddler> telling a girl to sel shoes
21:19:00 <Liinda> shit stompy hope your health improves sooner rather thanlater
21:19:00 <TheRiddler> *sell
21:20:00 <amelia> jus maybe not in aus
21:20:00 <dematerialised> dammit jim, i'm a doctor, not a mechanic
21:20:00 <unclenevs> yea fair enough
21:20:00 <stompin> thanks Liinda im sure ill be mobile again in no time! was just lucky it happened after i got back from america
21:21:00 <unclenevs> sec ill show you something
21:21:00 <Skirmish> Trying to convince a mate of mine to let me be a character witness at his court hearing but he's so depressed he doesn't care what happens to him.
21:21:00 <TheRiddler> hi StevieLoZz
21:21:00 <zaim> http://www42.zippyshare.com/v/W2q14W7o/file.html
21:21:00 <dematerialised> did he murder someone Skirmish?
21:21:00 <Liinda> yeah you'll be dancing inno time
21:22:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: 2 x count of common assault and 1 x threaten to kill.
21:22:00 <dematerialised> close enough
21:22:00 <Serenity> this the mate you wree talking about the other night
21:22:00 <StevieLoZz> Hey all
21:22:00 <dematerialised> why did he do that?
21:22:00 <unclenevs> amelia: http://s9.postimg.org/f512829wv/nevs_96olympics.jpg
21:22:00 <dematerialised> i hope he had a good reason
21:22:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Yeah :(
21:22:00 <Serenity> poor bastard
21:22:00 <Clarkson> the best part of eating a butt fuck ton of shrooms is not the peak, it's the mega afterglow
21:22:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: Found out his wife of less than 2 years was playing around and caught her and the bloke she was seeing.
21:22:00 <amelia> those ones are nice
21:22:00 <dematerialised> that's a pretty good reason
21:22:00 <Serenity> slag
21:22:00 <dematerialised> he should let you be a character witness
21:22:00 <Skirmish> All caught on camera too.
21:22:00 <unclenevs> 96 Atlanta olympics air max bws
21:23:00 <unclenevs> rare
21:23:00 <Liinda> brb
21:23:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: I know but he is pretty fucked up over it all and thinks a stint in gaol might be what he needs.
21:23:00 <dematerialised> that depends, is he an angry person in general?
21:23:00 <amelia> you have them?
21:23:00 <unclenevs> yep
21:24:00 <TheRiddler> when did they officially change gaol to jail
21:24:00 <amelia> USA swim team rockin about
21:24:00 <Serenity> i dont think there was ever an official change it was just an assumed thing
21:24:00 <unclenevs> size 12 though so they dont fit unfortunately
21:24:00 <Skirmish> No he's not but what is going to go against him is his knowledge of martial arts and boxing.
21:24:00 <unclenevs> im size 13
21:24:00 <Skirmish> He fucked the guy up hard.
21:24:00 <TheRiddler> oh
21:24:00 <Doodle> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=when+did+they+officially+change+gaol+to+jail
21:24:00 <dematerialised> prison isn't going to help him with that
21:24:00 <amelia> aww
21:24:00 <dematerialised> self discipline is
21:25:00 <dematerialised> jail is the opposite of self discipline
21:25:00 <amelia> hard to get kicks in size 13?
21:25:00 <unclenevs> rare yea definitely
21:25:00 <Skirmish> It is alleged that the other guy threw the first punch not realising what he was up against.
21:25:00 <Serenity> its so sad though he obviously snapped in a moment of rage and now his life is fucked
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> but
21:25:00 <Skirmish> Exactly Serenity.
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> dont most basketball players have 13+
21:25:00 <unclenevs> what happened to the guy he hit Skirmish? i missed it
21:25:00 <Serenity> if its his first offense they will take that into account
21:25:00 <unclenevs> TheRiddler: 15ish
21:26:00 <dematerialised> if it's his first violent offence, he'll get a good behaviour bond, and if he's serious about getting better/with restraint, he can offer to go on a course
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
21:26:00 <Doodle> who cares its not us
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> so how is it hard lol
21:26:00 <dematerialised> which would probably get him a spent record
21:26:00 <StevieLoZz> i missed most too.. how long is he looking at?
21:26:00 <Skirmish> unclenevs: Got his shit fucked up. I didn't bother asking. You fuck someones wife you deserve what you get if he finds out.
21:26:00 <Serenity> he may end up with a fine
21:26:00 <unclenevs> yea but why is he facing time
21:26:00 <RATM> hhaa i got a pic of nmimbin fire as a screenie
21:26:00 <unclenevs> did the guy die?
21:26:00 <RATM> did he died?
21:26:00 <unclenevs> you dont get jail over an average fight if its a first offence bro
21:26:00 <unclenevs> unless it was attempted murder
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> is he indeed facing time?
21:27:00 <amelia> indeed
21:27:00 <dematerialised> indeed he is
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> oh
21:27:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: I am hoping it's just a bond. He's got 3 kids from another relationship with a asshole as a mother who is going to use any conviction to try restrict his access.
21:27:00 <dematerialised> indeed
21:27:00 <RATM> indeed he dieded
21:27:00 <dematerialised> im sure it will be
21:27:00 <unclenevs> ahh damn
21:27:00 <Doodle> why doesnt he just tell them he was abused as a kid or has a drug problem then he will walk free, they might even give him $100
21:27:00 <unclenevs> thats no good bro im sorry to hear that
21:27:00 <dematerialised> i have a violent offence and i got 6 months good behaviour and a spent record
21:27:00 <dematerialised> due to good nature
21:27:00 <dematerialised> and no previous
21:27:00 <unclenevs> he'll get a victim of crime compensation regardless Doodle
21:27:00 <unclenevs> its $5000
21:27:00 <Serenity> my ex got a $1500 fine and good behaviour for the assault he went to court for with me
21:27:00 <Serenity> it wasnt even a first offense
21:28:00 <amelia> did you get mad at the maccas server cos they forgot your fries?
21:28:00 <dematerialised> hah amelia
21:28:00 <unclenevs> its funny, i got into a lot of fights when i was younger
21:28:00 <Skirmish> It's the threaten to kill that he is most worried about Serenity. It was all caught on camera.
21:28:00 <unclenevs> now all i read about is one punch knockouts and death
21:28:00 <unclenevs> shit is frightening now
21:28:00 <Doodle> i threaten to kill people all the time he will be ok
21:28:00 <RATM> im doing a unsolved myseries robert stack youtubve binge
21:28:00 <Serenity> yeah i doubt they will do much tbh they will take into account what happened etc
21:29:00 <Serenity> people snap
21:29:00 <Doodle> he'll just get a bond
21:29:00 <unclenevs> Serenity: if the guy died its pretty open and shut, intent and history dont really matter
21:29:00 <Serenity> good people make bad decisions
21:29:00 <unclenevs> he'll serve some time
21:29:00 <Serenity> he didnt die though
21:29:00 <Serenity> hes just hurt
21:29:00 <unclenevs> oh
21:29:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: If his wife opens his mouth about people that he knows it might hold some weight. He's got a lot of ties with the Rebel MC Club.
21:29:00 <unclenevs> how hurt?
21:29:00 <Doodle> so
21:29:00 <Doodle> does she have any proof
21:29:00 <Doodle> of anything
21:29:00 <Doodle> illegal
21:29:00 <mzyoyo> if someone opens there mouth and a penis falls in
21:29:00 <unclenevs> if it was just a normal fight and he has no record
21:29:00 <Skirmish> In NSW the courts are hammering anyone with MC ties.
21:29:00 <unclenevs> hes sweet as
21:29:00 <mzyoyo> it's not their fault
21:29:00 <Doodle> not without proof
21:29:00 <RATM> he didn't dieded???
21:30:00 <unclenevs> mc ties still dont matter if you have no record to go on
21:30:00 <unclenevs> and noones on paper
21:30:00 <Doodle> i have a beatles tie
21:30:00 <RATM> how is it thast he didnt died?
21:30:00 <Doodle> i hope thats still legal
21:30:00 <Serenity> i bet the world feels over for him right now but seriously i will be suprised if anything bad comes of this
21:30:00 <Skirmish> Wait and see what happens. I don't know the whole story yet but he's convinced he is looking at time. Trying to get some good character references in on his behalf.
21:30:00 <Serenity> he will get a stern talking to about his behaviuour a fine and told to behave
21:30:00 <unclenevs> hes probably just nervous
21:30:00 <mzyoyo> you two are an intellectual match
21:30:00 <Doodle> lol he wont go to jail you have to murder and rape someone for that these days
21:31:00 <Skirmish> Cross fingers. He is a top bloke and I would hate to see anything long term happen over this.
21:31:00 <amelia> prob good for him to expect n be prepared for thr worst anyway
21:31:00 <Serenity> even if you rape someone you wont get time lol
21:31:00 <Doodle> orly
21:31:00 <Doodle> i mean
21:31:00 <Doodle> oh
21:31:00 <amelia> AHAAH
21:31:00 <Skirmish> Lol Doodle
21:31:00 <Serenity> haahh
21:31:00 <Doodle> dont u laugh amelia you're on the list
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:31:00 <Serenity> it WAS you i was watching the show about wasnt it
21:31:00 <amelia> fuck
21:31:00 <Doodle> no sezz i was on crimestoppers that night
21:31:00 <mzyoyo> I'd hate to get raped
21:31:00 <Serenity> haha
21:32:00 <Doodle> me too mzyoyo they seem to dislike it
21:32:00 <Serenity> oh really mzyoyo..
21:32:00 <mzyoyo> yeah I wouldn't appreciate it
21:32:00 <amelia> have you seen that show on netflic about crazy women murderer's
21:32:00 <Skirmish> mzyoyo: I thought you would love the attention.
21:32:00 <amelia> those perth girls are on it
21:32:00 <mzyoyo> I might even mention during that's it's not appreciated
21:32:00 <amelia> the ones who dumped her in a bin
21:32:00 <Serenity> yeah i did actually
21:32:00 <mzyoyo> Skirmish I think you'd love to give the attention
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> so dont date perth girls?
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:32:00 <unclenevs> all women are potential crazy murderers
21:32:00 <unclenevs> just saying
21:32:00 <amelia> ahahaha
21:33:00 <Skirmish> It wouldn't be rape if I offered to you Sam. You know you'd love it.
21:33:00 <mzyoyo> unclenevs yeah I am
21:33:00 <RATM> has anybody here been to the yosemite cliffs in thge us and ios it better than pork?
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> maybe they're all from some unco town
21:33:00 <unclenevs> im like 5 times the size of my girl
21:33:00 <mzyoyo> I'd rape you Skirmish
21:33:00 <unclenevs> and im scared of her
21:33:00 <mzyoyo> lol
21:33:00 <MsStevieVonB> lol Mzyoyo
21:33:00 <mzyoyo> just remember
21:33:00 <mzyoyo> she can cut your penis off in the middle of the night
21:33:00 <MsStevieVonB> i need help with the mirc biz
21:33:00 <amelia> so
21:33:00 <unclenevs> pretty much that
21:33:00 <mzyoyo> like.. if she had a dream you cheated on her or something
21:34:00 <MsStevieVonB> this
21:34:00 <amelia> they can cut flaps off
21:34:00 <THE^DONALD> i like ice cream
21:34:00 <unclenevs> shes wanted to beat chicks for being too close to me at gigs
21:34:00 <THE^DONALD> but only out a cup
21:34:00 <THE^DONALD> cause it lasts longer
21:34:00 <amelia> that's stupid tho
21:34:00 <mzyoyo> unclenevs yeah but some women are not being respectful
21:34:00 <unclenevs> very true
21:34:00 <amelia> hate when chicks and people in general lose their shit for getting bumped at gigs
21:34:00 <Doodle> hot
21:35:00 <amelia> its wot happens when in crowds
21:35:00 <RATM> yeah i hate it when cunts push pastr
21:35:00 <mzyoyo> amelia I hate it when you go with your partner to a gig and he jumps all over you
21:35:00 <unclenevs> ha yea thats why i stay at the back with the old guys now amelia
21:35:00 <mzyoyo> it's annoying
21:35:00 <Skirmish> You work clubs and you notice that girls are a lot more aggressive than I remember them.
21:35:00 <unclenevs> 1 i dont want to get into a fight over a bump
21:35:00 <Doodle> its how i get laid amelia
21:35:00 <unclenevs> 2 i dont want noone standing on my shoes
21:35:00 <stompin> i hate places full of cunts, its easier to not go there.
21:35:00 <mzyoyo> Skirmish don't lie you don't remember any girls
21:35:00 <Skirmish> Too much testosterone in their diet. Stop drinking jizz ya sluts.
21:35:00 <amelia> depends on the gig too i guess
21:35:00 <amelia> most people jus wanna have a good time
21:35:00 <unclenevs> especially at hiphop gigs these young girls are wilder than the dudes now
21:35:00 <stompin> my mate got wasted and went into the mosh pit at system of a down in thongs came out with bleeding feet.
21:36:00 <Doodle> der
21:36:00 <Doodle> ur mate is dumb
21:36:00 <amelia> yah when I saw atnosphere, girl started on me cos i bumped her accidentally
21:36:00 <stompin> no hesnot Doodle hes fucking dumb.
21:36:00 <Doodle> oh
21:36:00 <Skirmish> I used to go stand in the middle of pits at live bands. Make sure everyone remains calm.
21:36:00 <Doodle> right
21:36:00 <amelia> n said sorry, she was jus bein a hard bitch
21:36:00 <Clarkson> saw my sister at karaoke bar and she wouldnt even buy me adrink bitch
21:36:00 <couleurs> that's y i only go 2 the ballet now days xDDDD
21:36:00 <Doodle> i won an award for my moshing years ago
21:36:00 <unclenevs> i went to see kendrick lamar and actually sat in the seats
21:37:00 <unclenevs> first time ever it was great ha
21:37:00 <amelia> ahahaha
21:37:00 <unclenevs> me and a bunch of old dad looking cunts
21:37:00 <amelia> i can't get into kendrick
21:37:00 <unclenevs> whys that amelia
21:37:00 <amelia> i saw action bronson not long ago he was aiight
21:37:00 <unclenevs> yea bronson is dope
21:37:00 <unclenevs> i was there and the first time he came out
21:37:00 <unclenevs> my mate was on support
21:37:00 <unclenevs> good bloke
21:37:00 <amelia> who your mate
21:37:00 <unclenevs> his rap name is maundz
21:38:00 <amelia> I can't get into aussie hip hop either
21:38:00 <unclenevs> fair enough
21:38:00 <amelia> i didn't mind hyjak n torcha tho
21:38:00 <Skirmish> I was waiting to hear 'His rap name is B1, he writes songs for all the good rappers'.
21:38:00 <unclenevs> bronson is crazy popular now
21:38:00 <amelia> yah he blew up
21:38:00 <unclenevs> hyjak and torcha! nice one
21:38:00 <unclenevs> theyre good people
21:38:00 <unclenevs> BIG part of sydneys history
21:38:00 <amelia> brother ali was best gig
21:38:00 <unclenevs> massive fan of ali
21:39:00 <amelia> but i got a mad soft spot for slug
21:39:00 <RATM> 13wpm, 96%
21:39:00 <unclenevs> i dont mean to be that kind of guy
21:39:00 <amelia> that sounds dirty
21:39:00 <unclenevs> but ali is a really nice guy too
21:39:00 <mzyoyo> Alli
21:39:00 <mzyoyo> Ali
21:39:00 <stompin> i got a mad soft spot for ya mum
21:39:00 <amelia> he all right for an albino?
21:39:00 <mzyoyo> doesn't sound like a nice name
21:39:00 <unclenevs> very humble in person
21:39:00 <unclenevs> haha
21:39:00 <unclenevs> sure
21:39:00 <amelia> haha
21:39:00 <unclenevs> hes going blind poor guy
21:39:00 <amelia> aww
21:39:00 <unclenevs> part of his albinoism
21:40:00 <amelia> they lose sight early?
21:40:00 <unclenevs> yea
21:40:00 <unclenevs> they can
21:40:00 <partay> amelia sent me her tramp stamp
21:40:00 <partay> https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12512415_968901883216656_7080063355605635204_n.jpg?oh=3793ca8815a1bd31cea31ca39cab6928&oe=577484DB
21:40:00 <amelia> actually did not know this
21:40:00 <unclenevs> he has red pupils
21:40:00 <unclenevs> my girl knows that when i die his forrest whittaker track is one of my funeral songs
21:41:00 <RATM> 23wpm, 99%
21:41:00 <amelia> good choice
21:41:00 <unclenevs> good taste in music amelia
21:41:00 <Skirmish> RATM: unless you are doing 60+WPM don't bother.
21:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> semen deamon :|
21:41:00 <unclenevs> how do you know of hyjak and torcha?
21:41:00 <amelia> yah i know
21:41:00 <Clarkson> as soon as soros invests in a currency you know big shits about to go down
21:41:00 <unclenevs> you from syd?
21:41:00 <amelia> only when i used to listen years ago
21:41:00 <amelia> nah perth
21:41:00 <unclenevs> ahh
21:41:00 <RATM> i only been typing 2 weeks
21:41:00 <unclenevs> perth
21:41:00 <amelia> i don't like aussie much but didn't mind them
21:41:00 <unclenevs> a lot of good aussie hiphop coming from perth too
21:41:00 <unclenevs> yea
21:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> best and worst tattoo ive ever seen was “shit cunt” on the back of a clients neck
21:42:00 <amelia> prefer my underground
21:42:00 <unclenevs> haha kate
21:42:00 <RATM> Lift all ddata if it fits L
21:42:00 <unclenevs> right on amelia
21:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was so sad….. she had a bung eye too
21:42:00 <Skirmish> Lol was it what they wanted Kate?
21:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> and prob smoked a lot of ice
21:42:00 <unclenevs> my first tattoo is my most shittest
21:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno she was always off her head
21:42:00 <Skirmish> Oh dear a girl with a tattoo saying shit cunt. That's terrible.
21:42:00 <unclenevs> dumbest thing really but not as bad as some of the shit you see
21:42:00 <Clarkson> Big tits are droopy
21:43:00 <unclenevs> amelia underground as in undergound hiphop?
21:43:00 <amelia> ye
21:43:00 <unclenevs> good good
21:43:00 <Skirmish> unclenevs is getting a boner over amelia
21:43:00 <unclenevs> haha
21:44:00 <Skirmish> STICK IT IN HER POOPER!!!
21:44:00 <unclenevs> dude any girls that are into underground hiphop are a massive win in my book
21:44:00 <Doodle> she is into anything underground
21:44:00 <Doodle> worms
21:44:00 <Doodle> rocks
21:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> hip hop is so annying
21:44:00 <Doodle> etc
21:44:00 <unclenevs> dirt
21:44:00 <amelia> more common these days
21:44:00 <unclenevs> ha
21:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> espec aussie hip hop
21:44:00 <unclenevs> yea its a lot more common these days
21:44:00 <amelia> when I first went to gigs as opposed to now
21:44:00 <unclenevs> thats because its easier to get
21:44:00 <Doodle> why would u want to be common
21:44:00 <amelia> lots more girls
21:44:00 <Doodle> its so common
21:44:00 <unclenevs> it wasnt in the 80s
21:44:00 <unclenevs> and 9-s
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is that ass with the annoying voice
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> blonde hair
21:45:00 <Doodle> max headroom
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like a bogan
21:45:00 <unclenevs> everyone has youtube and thats how they get educated
21:45:00 <Doodle> kurt cobain
21:45:00 <amelia> haha yeah
21:45:00 <Doodle> donald trump
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:45:00 <Skirmish> Many years ago (over 10) I was working at a club that was doing a 'local talent hip hop/beat box' night and I can confirm it was the dumbest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off doodle lol
21:45:00 <unclenevs> my favourite mc died last year
21:45:00 <Doodle> heheheee
21:45:00 <Doodle> frankie knuckles!
21:45:00 <mzyoyo> hot girls that are bitches
21:45:00 <unclenevs> Skirmish: what club?
21:46:00 <amelia> who?
21:46:00 <Doodle> lol
21:46:00 <unclenevs> amelia: sean price
21:46:00 <Skirmish> unclenevs: Cambridge in Newcastle.
21:46:00 <amelia> aw yeah
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> was the mc fat and died of a heart attack
21:46:00 <amelia> wots one of your fave tracks
21:46:00 <Skirmish> amelia is getting a moisty over unclenevs.
21:46:00 <amelia> ahahaahahah
21:46:00 <RATM> `5wpm, 96%
21:46:00 <unclenevs> i cant really place it on one but anything from his solo shit or heltah skeltah albums
21:47:00 <unclenevs> onionhead etc
21:47:00 <amelia> oh i don't mean from him
21:47:00 <mzyoyo> paint the scene Skirmish
21:47:00 <stompin> Skirmish wtf did u expect by doing it at the cambridge
21:47:00 <unclenevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3aMfG6n-BQ&nohtml5=False
21:47:00 <mzyoyo> what are they like?
21:47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sean Price - Onion Head Feat. Tek (UNCENSORED) Views: 1,881,010 Uploader: Ben Fabre Uploaded: Dec 19, 2007 Duration: 2m56s Rating: 4.93
21:47:00 <mzyoyo> what's she attracted to?
21:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick
21:47:00 <Clarkson> I shit when the person I live with needs to vacuum, they vacuum my toilet and I act normal
21:47:00 <mzyoyo> umm
21:48:00 <amelia> I show you one of mine
21:48:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/WpxygWugxv8
21:48:00 <Skirmish> Remember that time mzyoyo when you said you wanted me to cum in you so you could drag your fanny on the carpet and leave a snail trail?
21:48:00 <Clarkson> Bastardly_One, please don't do that shit dude
21:48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Felt - Woman Tonight Views: 203,428 Uploader: hiphoppitstop Uploaded: Oct 23, 2009 Duration: 3m55s Rating: 4.92
21:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
21:48:00 <amelia> and The Pharcyde - Passing Me By
21:48:00 <RATM> i might by an electric nose hair shaver
21:48:00 <unclenevs> amelia: https://igcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/11355250_780903788695370_1809553615_n.jpg
21:49:00 <unclenevs> brother ali is in that photo too but its cropped ha ill find the original
21:49:00 <Skirmish> WHY! WHY DOES EVERY JUMPER HAVE TO HAVE A FUCKING HOODIE ATTACHED!!
21:49:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3iEn5rzMnw
21:49:00 <TheRiddler> yay
21:49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MEGA MAN Games (DOS, PS1, PS2) Angry Video Game Nerd: Episode 139 Views: 78,631 Uploader: Cinemassacre Uploaded: Apr 6, 2016 Duration: 25m7s Rating: 4.95
21:49:00 <Skirmish> I fucking hate hoodies.
21:49:00 <MsStevieVonB> why
21:49:00 <amelia> haha killer
21:49:00 <amelia> How can you hate hoodies
21:49:00 <stompin> hoods eat ur hear ive got a phobia of hoods.
21:49:00 <MsStevieVonB> i lovbe hoodies
21:49:00 <Skirmish> Because hoodies are shit.
21:49:00 <stompin> head*
21:49:00 <mzyoyo> hoodies
21:49:00 <amelia> never
21:50:00 <mzyoyo> Skirmish you'd look so cute in a hoodie
21:50:00 <MsStevieVonB> hoodies look good
21:50:00 <stompin> the last time i wore a hoody i woke up with a sore neck cause the hood was trying to eat my head.
21:50:00 <stompin> good old school days.
21:50:00 <mzyoyo> lol
21:50:00 <Skirmish> mzyoyo: You would think I looked good no matter what.
21:50:00 <unclenevs> i still live in hoodies
21:50:00 <unclenevs> bit of a cliche
21:50:00 <mzyoyo> Skirmish, oh yeah you got me
21:50:00 <Serenity> the fuck hoodies are NOT shit
21:50:00 <stompin> i havnt worn one since high school, and i even cut the hoods of my jackets.
21:50:00 <Serenity> what kind of non human are you
21:50:00 <Doodle> i wore a hoodie today
21:50:00 <Doodle> and will all winter
21:50:00 <amelia> hoodies are prob #1 best item of clothing
21:51:00 <Serenity> ^^
21:51:00 <mzyoyo> omg Serenity you nailed it
21:51:00 <Serenity> hoodies are god.
21:51:00 <mzyoyo> Skirmish is a bot
21:51:00 <Skirmish> I hate them. DO NOT WANT.
21:51:00 <MsStevieVonB> I am earting a hoddie now! the are great
21:51:00 <mzyoyo> hoodie hating bot
21:51:00 <MsStevieVonB> wearing
21:51:00 <mzyoyo> loll
21:51:00 <Serenity> i cant even begin to deal with this
21:51:00 <Serenity> its just too much
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:51:00 <MsStevieVonB> lol serenity
21:51:00 <mzyoyo> way to put a spanner in the works
21:51:00 <amelia> jus ban him for poor taste
21:51:00 <Doodle> deal with me knob
21:51:00 <amelia> it really is bs
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> please
21:51:00 <couleurs> hoodie n da blowfish
21:52:00 <mzyoyo> just when Skirmish and Serenity were agreeing on a lot
21:52:00 <Doodle> pls
21:52:00 <amelia> AHAHA
21:52:00 <mzyoyo> this is terrible
21:52:00 <mzyoyo> bring it back to normal
21:52:00 <Serenity> the fuck ive said like 6 lines to Skirmish all day
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG9HMazUe38
21:52:00 <Doodle> calm down sarah
21:52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: PTAF - Boss Ass Bitch (VEVO Version) Views: 18,090,998 Uploader: PTAFVEVO Uploaded: Mar 29, 2014 Duration: 4m29s Rating: 4.61
21:52:00 <Skirmish> If I was going for a walk, yeah a hoodie is great. Put the headphones in and go for it but there is no other situation in normal society where a hoodie is practical.
21:52:00 <Doodle> Serenity now
21:52:00 <Serenity> i cant
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> be a boss ass bitch serenity and boot
21:52:00 <Clarkson> just show me boobs and i'm good
21:52:00 <Doodle> Serenity now!
21:52:00 <Serenity> im genuinely hurt by his statements
21:52:00 <Doodle> ^
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> (pref, not me :D)
21:52:00 <MsStevieVonB> I even wear hoodies to work
21:52:00 <amelia> uhmm more like wtf kind of situation DOESN'T call for a hoodie
21:52:00 <unclenevs> boobs are pretty great
21:52:00 <Clarkson> Pieter, fuck off ... time to go whack something up and nod off
21:53:00 <unclenevs> amelia correct!
21:53:00 <Doodle> swimming amelia
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> on women, only
21:53:00 <mzyoyo> you can use hoodies for a lot
21:53:00 <Serenity> ALL life situations are practical for hoodies
21:53:00 <Serenity> WHO EVEN ARE YOU
21:53:00 <mzyoyo> like holding popcorn
21:53:00 <amelia> i would still damn well rock a hoodie whilst swimming
21:53:00 <mzyoyo> if you wear it backwards
21:53:00 <Skirmish> How many of you walk around and go out into shops etc wearing a hoodie over your head?
21:53:00 <Doodle> you can't swim in a hoodie
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> wedding?
21:53:00 <amelia> balee`dat
21:53:00 <mzyoyo> Skirmish wtf
21:53:00 <mzyoyo> just be normal
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> over…. or on
21:53:00 <MsStevieVonB> occasionally
21:53:00 <Serenity> wedding dress hoodie
21:53:00 <Serenity> hahaha
21:53:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: The actual hood over the head.
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> covering the face
21:54:00 <Doodle> my mum's wedding dress had a hood
21:54:00 <mzyoyo> there's nothing wrong with an inbuilt hat in your clothes
21:54:00 <Serenity> its a veil
21:54:00 <mzyoyo> get with it
21:54:00 <dematerialised> if you walked into a shop wearing a hoodie over your head i would call loss prevention instantly
21:54:00 <Doodle> nope
21:54:00 <Doodle> it was a hood
21:54:00 <mzyoyo> don't be racist
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> was your mum wed in the 1600’s?
21:54:00 <unclenevs> haha dematerialised
21:54:00 <Doodle> yes
21:54:00 <Serenity> haha serious
21:54:00 <Doodle> yup
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
21:54:00 <Serenity> i wore my hood for like 30% of today
21:54:00 <Serenity> because i was freezing
21:54:00 <MsStevieVonB> good reason Serenity
21:55:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: Exactly.
21:55:00 <amelia> i have the coolest lil mario hoodie
21:55:00 <mzyoyo> awwwww
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> pix
21:55:00 <amelia> otau hold up
21:55:00 <Serenity> now im not the size of a bulldozer im going to buy so many hoodies for winter
21:55:00 <Serenity> like thats all im gonna wear ever
21:55:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: bumming around at home wearing it is fine. I am more talking about you getting the fam together to go out shopping and you're wearing the hoodie with it actually on your head.
21:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> the bonds ones are awesome
21:56:00 <Serenity> excuse me i was barely at hometoday
21:56:00 <unclenevs> you all must dress like librarians or some shit
21:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> give a fucj what you wear to the shops
21:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> geeze
21:56:00 <mzyoyo> omg
21:56:00 <faux> geeze
21:56:00 <mzyoyo> seriously if you go to my shops
21:56:00 <mzyoyo> you better dress shit
21:56:00 <stompin> Skirmish hows ur lada?
21:56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e gels 1r chat pvt now m8
21:56:00 <Skirmish> Hoodies are for crims and teenagers.
21:56:00 <Serenity> i swear my hoodies everywhere
21:56:00 <mzyoyo> otherwise you're going to look overdressed
21:56:00 <Serenity> uhm wear
21:56:00 <Devil_Girl> I have a hoodie on right now
21:56:00 <Skirmish> stompin: as old as that joke.
21:56:00 <dematerialised> excatly Skirmish
21:57:00 <unclenevs> if im not in a hoodie its just tshirts or jackets
21:57:00 <Serenity> old farts
21:57:00 <faux> Skirmish you wear baggy jeans your taste in clothes is invalid
21:57:00 <mzyoyo> I'm a smooth criminal
21:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:57:00 <Liinda> Does a zip up hoodie make u bad?
21:57:00 <mzyoyo> hahahaha
21:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> dad jeans?
21:57:00 <mzyoyo> omg I haven't seen baggy jeans in a while
21:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> or legit homie G wanna be
21:57:00 <Devil_Girl> The only time I actually put the hood on my head is if its raining and I don't want to get my hair wet
21:57:00 <Skirmish> I don't wear baggy jeans cause I can't fucking find any. I just buy jeans a few sizes too big.
21:57:00 <faux> oh god
21:57:00 <dematerialised> my favourite pair of jeans is too big
21:57:00 <mzyoyo> I think we realised that Skirmish is a dag
21:57:00 <faux> maybe cos they stopped making them in the 90s
21:57:00 <unclenevs> yea i dont wear skinny jeans
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> just jeggings
21:58:00 <unclenevs> haha
21:58:00 <Liinda> As log ashe doesnt wear a beltand tuck the tshirts intothemIthink he's alright
21:58:00 <Liinda> *long
21:58:00 <mzyoyo> I can't wear tights to work anymore
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> david bowie style
21:58:00 <mzyoyo> fucking blows
21:58:00 <dematerialised> i wear a belt, but i dont tuck shirts in anymore
21:58:00 <dematerialised> i got told off by my last gf for it
21:58:00 <mzyoyo> lol
21:58:00 <Liinda> bless her
21:58:00 <MsStevieVonB> lol
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wear tights all the time now and over sized shirts
21:58:00 <faux> IS THERE A BUSHFIRE SOMEWHERE
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
21:58:00 <dematerialised> YES
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can smell it ere
21:58:00 <Skirmish> I am not talking about baggy to the point of being MC Hammer parachute pants I just mean jeans with some room to move instead of the faggity ann clingy jeans that seem to be the 'fashion' now.
21:58:00 <faux> no im serious
21:59:00 <faux> oh can u?
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
21:59:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/iKi7k6n
21:59:00 <dematerialised> so are we
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
21:59:00 <Liinda> ot in melbourne, fucking raining
21:59:00 <dematerialised> thre's a fire
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> not joking
21:59:00 <amelia> marioooooo
21:59:00 <faux> thankfuck i thought something was on fire in me house
21:59:00 <faux> and i was too lazy to stand
21:59:00 <unclenevs> amelia ha thats dope
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s just slight ere
21:59:00 <dematerialised> ok amelia could wear that and probably not be a criminal
21:59:00 <Serenity> you're all missing the fucking point here
21:59:00 <Clarkson> you're just writing em off coz they steal shit out of your ute lol
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm where would the info be?
21:59:00 <Serenity> Skirmish hates hoodies. lynch him
21:59:00 <mzyoyo> wait
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos i wanna know where it is
21:59:00 <mzyoyo> oh
21:59:00 <faux> i wanna colour in that hoodie so bad
21:59:00 <amelia> ahahahahah
21:59:00 <Skirmish> Hoodies are shit. The end.
21:59:00 <unclenevs> Skirmish wears a different kind of hood
22:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok dad
22:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm down
22:00:00 <amelia> everyone does fauxy
22:00:00 <faux> lol
22:00:00 <unclenevs> amelia: http://s27.postimg.org/4hzut6j9v/nevs_ali_seanp.jpg
22:00:00 <faux> scute
22:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one is making you wear one
22:00:00 <mzyoyo> <Skirmish> Hoodies are the shit. The end.
22:00:00 <amelia> haha nice pic
22:00:00 <Skirmish> I don't wear anything on my head because I believe in a building it is rude to do so. Unless I am at home in which case whatever.
22:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is papa smurf?
22:00:00 <amelia> ya groupie :P
22:00:00 <unclenevs> haha
22:00:00 <Serenity> amelia i need that hoodie
22:00:00 <faux> p sure thats him kate
22:00:00 <faux> awks
22:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:00:00 <unclenevs> i couldnt pass up the chance to get a pic with my favourite mc since i was a kid
22:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> AWKS
22:00:00 <stompin> <Skirmish> I am shit. The end.
22:00:00 <Serenity> how fucking old are you Skirmish rofl who actually wears the hoods all thetime
22:00:00 <mzyoyo> lol
22:00:00 <amelia> no papa smurf is ali
22:01:00 <unclenevs> haha im on the right..
22:01:00 <amelia> unclenevs you woulda been wetting your pants
22:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
22:01:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: If you're not wearing the hood then what's the fucking point?! Hi, check out my jumper with a bit of loose material behind my neck.
22:01:00 <mzyoyo> <Skirmish> I did a shit. The end.
22:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
22:01:00 <unclenevs> amelia i dont normally get starstruck or whatever it is but i was definitely shook
22:01:00 <faux> hoodies make faces look cute
22:01:00 <Skirmish> Hey, check out my jumper with my 'just in case I want to rob an old cunt' hat attached at the back.
22:02:00 <unclenevs> youre all really passionate about hoodies
22:02:00 <unclenevs> its a good thing
22:02:00 <mzyoyo> <Skirmish> I can't wear a hoodie it will clash with my MC Hammar pants
22:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> and….being albino?
22:02:00 <faux> ehehe u look like fat joe
22:02:00 <faux> cute
22:02:00 <unclenevs> ha
22:02:00 <Skirmish> I am fucking furious at the lack of standard jumpers being sold unclenevs. There is this expectation that reasonable people like myself should just dress like shitcunts because the shitcunts like hoodies.
22:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> were MC hammer pants ever cool
22:02:00 <faux> whaaaatts luuuuvvvvv
22:03:00 <unclenevs> Skirmish so stop shopping at the myer urban section then
22:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe go to big w skirmish
22:03:00 <Liinda> got to doooooooo
22:03:00 <unclenevs> haha kate
22:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> they have such quality
22:03:00 <mzyoyo> <Skirmish> I just need some addidas trackies pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeee
22:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:03:00 <Liinda> order from the USA
22:03:00 <partay> Skirmish and some winnie reds tucked into your sleeve?
22:03:00 <unclenevs> thats mostly what i do
22:03:00 <mzyoyo> <Skirmish> Ummm. .. I shop at Lowes
22:03:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: I look all over. Everywhere just has hoodies or old people knitted jumpers. There is no in between. I can either be 100yo or a fucking retard in a hoodie.
22:03:00 <unclenevs> but the conversion is killing me lately
22:03:00 <mzyoyo> Skirmish go to vinnies
22:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> I bet you wear dunlop KT26 shoes too skirmish
22:04:00 <Skirmish> No way.
22:04:00 <mzyoyo> aww no
22:04:00 <faux> got to do
22:04:00 <faux> calm down Skirmish
22:04:00 <unclenevs> i just bought a letterman jacket
22:04:00 <Liinda> what about a nice knitted jumper fromlike Ben SHerman or something
22:04:00 <Serenity> because hoodies are fitted different than normal jumpers thats why
22:04:00 <unclenevs> like its 1995
22:04:00 <Devil_Girl> I bet he's a socks and sandals kinda guy
22:04:00 <Liinda> they're nice
22:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> btw if anyone owns a pair you should prob burn them
22:04:00 <mzyoyo> omg Skirmish
22:04:00 <Serenity> and they have front pockets
22:04:00 <mzyoyo> hahahahahha
22:04:00 <Serenity> its not just a gay jumper with a hood on it
22:04:00 <mzyoyo> you are so middle aged
22:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish do you wear a bumbag?
22:04:00 <unclenevs> Skirmish how old are you bro?
22:04:00 <amelia> Who broked my interwebs
22:04:00 <Skirmish> I wear new balance joggers at the moment because all the cunts here gave me a hard time for wanting a pair of air jordans so I didn't buy them.
22:04:00 <Skirmish> unclenevs: I am 37.
22:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:05:00 <mzyoyo> hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
22:05:00 <unclenevs> new balance are really making an effort with the colourways lately
22:05:00 <Devil_Girl> Coz the ones you linked were ugly
22:05:00 <unclenevs> i dont wear them but i have friends who do
22:05:00 <Serenity> hoodies are so much more comfortable than anyt other jumper
22:05:00 <Serenity> the NB noosa shoes are ace
22:05:00 <Skirmish> YOUR HEARTS ARE UGLY!
22:05:00 <Serenity> expensive but ace
22:05:00 <mzyoyo> hahahaha
22:05:00 <Devil_Girl> WHAT HEART
22:05:00 <unclenevs> im wearing a champion hoodie as we speak actually
22:05:00 <unclenevs> so prob someones gonna get robbed
22:05:00 <Skirmish> TOUCHE!
22:05:00 <mzyoyo> I've seen the heart of Skirmish
22:05:00 <Devil_Girl> I'm wearing a buildabong hoodie with a zip
22:05:00 <mzyoyo> I can never unsee this
22:06:00 <unclenevs> they still make billabong hey?
22:06:00 <unclenevs> lol
22:06:00 <Skirmish> unclenevs: You probably dress like the music you listen to. Yeah? A lot of people I think are influenced by their interests.
22:06:00 <Devil_Girl> Why wouldnt they
22:06:00 <Skirmish> I love metal music but I don't want to dress like a 40yo ice addict.
22:06:00 <unclenevs> haha
22:06:00 <unclenevs> yea
22:06:00 <Devil_Girl> But I bought it for my husband years ago and then promptly confiscated it for myself
22:06:00 <mzyoyo> I try to dress like a treble clef
22:06:00 <unclenevs> its my main influence i guess
22:06:00 <Serenity> iim influenced by whats comfortable
22:06:00 <Liinda> i dont dress like a ghetto ho
22:06:00 <partay> this would be couleurs.... https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11039308_766599626780217_1515147410165173382_n.jpg?oh=ddab846b26915a60fef9265c5d2f0724&oe=5780A8DA&__gda__=1468866014_081543a85cdccb1de080e9f13c9fb029
22:06:00 <unclenevs> Liinda shame
22:06:00 <stompin> i dress like a gimp
22:07:00 <unclenevs> tbh i just buy sneakers and wear hoodies/white shirts
22:07:00 <mzyoyo> gimp gimp
22:07:00 <Serenity> im gonna wear everlast trackies and a hoodie out so i can be young and hip
22:07:00 <Liinda> i have self respect unclenevs
22:07:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Hoodies have their place. I don't view them as a mainstream wardrobe option though. I think wearing a head covering is 1. Rude and 2. Muslim.
22:07:00 <unclenevs> i dont spend much on anything other than shoes
22:07:00 <couleurs> ps4 or bye babey
22:07:00 <unclenevs> Liinda shame
22:07:00 <Liinda> hahaha
22:07:00 <Liinda> at a price
22:07:00 <mzyoyo> I wear hats on bad hair days
22:07:00 <unclenevs> im just playing good for you Liinda
22:07:00 <TheRiddler> I have a serious old pic of me in a lamb of god hoodie
22:07:00 <mzyoyo> and on those days I think it's offensive not to wear a hat
22:07:00 <unclenevs> mzyoyo yea i wear a hat every day
22:08:00 <unclenevs> i probably have too many hats as well
22:08:00 <mzyoyo> high 5
22:08:00 <Skirmish> I am going to get a pair of air jordans. I refuse to let austnet kill my dreams.
22:08:00 <faux> pix
22:08:00 <mzyoyo> hahahahahaha
22:08:00 <faux> lol
22:08:00 <unclenevs> Skirmish want me to pick them?
22:08:00 <Liinda> yeah i know
22:08:00 <unclenevs> whats your budget
22:08:00 <mzyoyo> omg
22:08:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/eusLbDL.png
22:08:00 <mzyoyo> next he's getting a hoodie
22:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> not the shitty 450 ones
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-0/p206x206/31626_405427644480_4885231_n.jpg?oh=85eeaa776dcec38031efde2158e4d2ce&oe=577D567C
22:08:00 <unclenevs> haha
22:08:00 <Liinda> skirmish,want me to do some onlineshopping for you?
22:08:00 <mzyoyo> how can you wear jordans without a hoodie?
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> it was taken with a potato
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:08:00 <Skirmish> unclenevs: Ones I was looking at before were between $150 and $250. Footlocker seem to have a very restricted range though.
22:08:00 <Liinda> save the cart then you can do the rest
22:09:00 <unclenevs> TheRiddler you look young as fuck bro
22:09:00 <dematerialised> he is
22:09:00 <dematerialised> he's 17
22:09:00 <MsStevieVonB> i love footlocker
22:09:00 <unclenevs> ahh yea Skirmish
22:09:00 <unclenevs> theyre reissue
22:09:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: Find where I can buy baggy jeans. Not cross colour or shit like that ... Just nice comfy baggy blue denim jeans.
22:09:00 <unclenevs> if you dont care about that go ahead
22:09:00 <mzyoyo> will you actually wear them though?
22:09:00 <Liinda> TheRiddler how old are you? you look young
22:09:00 <mzyoyo> in public?
22:09:00 <unclenevs> id do the lawns in $150 jordans lol
22:09:00 <Skirmish> Absolutely!
22:09:00 <TheRiddler> I was 22 in that
22:09:00 <Liinda> Skirmish show me a pic and I will find you some
22:09:00 <unclenevs> i look like a babyface without my beard too dont worry
22:10:00 <Liinda> me too
22:10:00 <mzyoyo> I look like a babyface with my beard
22:10:00 <amelia> this hoodie i would look like a crim in
22:10:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/JQW0qmF
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> I'm 32 now
22:10:00 <Skirmish> At work on the ipad it's too hard. Another night when you are on and I am at home I will show you.
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> sheesh
22:10:00 <faux> same i look older w me beard
22:10:00 <faux> lollll
22:10:00 <Liinda> nawh
22:10:00 <faux> teh 3 beardskateers
22:10:00 <unclenevs> amelia thugged out since cubscouts
22:10:00 <Skirmish> mzyoyo: Nobody would notice if you had a beard because your forehead is fucking massive.
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> loll
22:10:00 <mzyoyo> it's getting harder now to be able to picture sleeping with Skirmish
22:10:00 <unclenevs> hahaha
22:10:00 <unclenevs> fiddler
22:10:00 <amelia> aahahahhaahha you know it
22:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
22:11:00 <Liinda> i used to wear cross colours when i was in high school
22:11:00 <unclenevs> same
22:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
22:11:00 <unclenevs> i used to wear happy pants
22:11:00 <unclenevs> ;(
22:11:00 <Liinda> i thought i was gangsta
22:11:00 <unclenevs> i had the grey skull and bones happy pants
22:11:00 <unclenevs> thinking i was the fucking man
22:11:00 <Liinda> wore jeans to my yr 10 social while the othergirlsdressed likehookers
22:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> and shoes
22:11:00 <Skirmish> I need baggy jeans or I need to stop doing legs day. My calf muscles are 21inches in diameter.
22:11:00 <amelia> HAHA
22:11:00 <mzyoyo> I won't retaliate Skirmish, I feel sorry for you with your lack of dress sense
22:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> the material….
22:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
22:11:00 <doctor> unclean
22:12:00 <Skirmish> I need baggy jeans so I can move.
22:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> asian ones
22:12:00 <Liinda> had a good time with my friends dancing to hip hop
22:12:00 <faux> lol
22:12:00 <unclenevs> Skirmish all the jordans at footlocker are shit atm get these http://www.footlocker.com.au/shoes/mens/nike-air-max-90/
22:12:00 <faux> 21inch ego
22:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:12:00 <Student> that is less than 2 feets
22:12:00 <amelia> HouSe oF HooPS
22:12:00 <Liinda> thats a big cock
22:12:00 <Student> what happened to the 3 inches
22:12:00 <Clarkson> Mostly gays are called Gary, that's why your parents called you it.
22:12:00 <Skirmish> OMG he said something about himself ... ATTACK!
22:13:00 <Maurice> My jeans aren't baggy and I can move
22:13:00 <Student> :)
22:13:00 <Skirmish> You have chicken legs.
22:13:00 <Maurice> Do not
22:13:00 <Student> i highly doubt if she have chicken legs
22:13:00 <unclenevs> what does everyone spend their money on?
22:13:00 <Student> any way
22:13:00 <unclenevs> anyone a collector?
22:13:00 <unclenevs> of things
22:13:00 <amelia> food
22:13:00 <Maurice> If you want movement, wear trackies
22:13:00 <faux> hookers
22:13:00 <amelia> burritos
22:13:00 <unclenevs> haha
22:13:00 <Maurice> Shoes
22:13:00 <mzyoyo> wear tights
22:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick pics
22:13:00 <amelia> dats about it
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
22:14:00 <Skirmish> Student: Can you stop trying to ram your head inside the vagina of every female online? Thanks bro.
22:14:00 <faux> jeggimgs
22:14:00 <mzyoyo> Skirmish in tights
22:14:00 <amelia> floral jeggings
22:14:00 <faux> lmao
22:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:14:00 <Student> lol Skirmish
22:14:00 <unclenevs> pretty happy i asked that question
22:14:00 <Student> you are the best Skirmish
22:14:00 <Student> :P
22:14:00 <couleurs> FiFa
22:14:00 <unclenevs> kates paying $5 for a dick pic btw
22:14:00 <dematerialised> not true
22:14:00 <amelia> AHAAHAH
22:14:00 <dematerialised> i didnt get paid
22:14:00 <mzyoyo> aww Student loves Skirmish unconditonally
22:14:00 <dematerialised> wait.....
22:14:00 <Student> loves? ewwww
22:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> since when!
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> anime
22:14:00 <amelia> kate would pay $5k for a dick pick
22:14:00 <amelia> bitch is always hungry for cock
22:14:00 <mzyoyo> hahhahahaa
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> tho I also have a big video game collection
22:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, ya mum would
22:15:00 <faux> sukn dix 4 cheeseburgers
22:15:00 <dematerialised> she just saw mine 15 minutes ago
22:15:00 <mzyoyo> I'm sick of dick pics
22:15:00 <unclenevs> right on
22:15:00 <dematerialised> she loved it
22:15:00 <mzyoyo> keep it in your pants
22:15:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> and pregnant pic collection
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:15:00 <unclenevs> i wish i still gamed
22:15:00 <faux> ash.
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:15:00 <amelia> FUCK SAKE ASH
22:15:00 <couleurs> lmao
22:15:00 <faux> lmao
22:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
22:15:00 <unclenevs> preggo porn
22:15:00 <unclenevs> ?
22:15:00 <faux> PPC
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> I stopped the pregnant pic collection
22:15:00 <couleurs> boner killer
22:16:00 <unclenevs> bad
22:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> awks....
22:16:00 <amelia> i feel dirty reading that
22:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
22:16:00 <amelia> showah powah time
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't added to it for years
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:16:00 <Devil_Girl> Most of the time I want to ban TheRiddler just so I don't spend 90% of my irc experience in a state of disgust
22:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:16:00 <unclenevs> wait thats a REAL thing you collected?
22:16:00 <dematerialised> yeah
22:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake cumbs
22:16:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler is amazing
22:16:00 <faux> e has a preg fetish
22:16:00 <unclenevs> you need a girlfriend brother
22:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> a fat one
22:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> pref
22:17:00 <Skirmish> You should just start and admin a porn website TheRiddler. Maybe try get a job as an admin for Suicide Girls?
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> 9155 files
22:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh you’re on irc - sould be any probs riddler :P
22:17:00 <faux> .
22:17:00 <faux> wow
22:17:00 <unclenevs> christ
22:17:00 <mzyoyo> this is painful
22:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> watches tumble weeds
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:17:00 <unclenevs> so anyway
22:17:00 <unclenevs> chickens
22:18:00 <mzyoyo> do chickens have souls?
22:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you tried the fake chicken things at lord of fries
22:18:00 <TheRiddler> I have futanari collection too
22:18:00 <TheRiddler> +a
22:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, just like you dont mz
22:18:00 <Liinda> their souls go to chicken heaven when the first feather is plucked
22:18:00 <mzyoyo> lol burnnnnnnn
22:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> man, its so hawt atm
22:19:00 <mzyoyo> aww
22:19:00 <mzyoyo> poor chickens
22:19:00 <unclenevs> hahaha
22:19:00 <faux> buy an ac already
22:19:00 <unclenevs> futanari
22:19:00 <unclenevs> thats a little queer
22:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> I HAVE AIR CON
22:19:00 <mzyoyo> my mums queer
22:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> IN THE LOUNGE ROOM!
22:20:00 <faux> well get a better one tjat reaches everywhere
22:20:00 <faux> u live in a unit cant be too hard
22:20:00 <unclenevs> ducted AC was the best thing that ever happened to me
22:20:00 <unclenevs> i hate the heat
22:21:00 <faux> mmm my old house was ducted
22:21:00 <faux> now i just have a portable aircon
22:21:00 <faux> but its p good
22:21:00 <faux> only live in a small unit
22:21:00 <faux> so cools it down
22:21:00 <unclenevs> theyre hit and miss hey i used to have one that was alright but it wasnt that portable
22:21:00 <unclenevs> ahh yea
22:21:00 <faux> this one is 4.2 horsies
22:21:00 <mzyoyo> cyas
22:21:00 <faux> and i pnly have one bedroom
22:21:00 <unclenevs> mine had to be connected to a window to blow the hot air out
22:21:00 <mzyoyo> omg Skirmish wait before I go
22:21:00 <unclenevs> so it was a pain to move around rooms
22:21:00 <faux> so its p amaze
22:21:00 <mzyoyo> I feel so bad for Skirmish
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah my air con unit in the lounge room is tiny
22:22:00 <mzyoyo> I'll pray for you Skirmish
22:22:00 <TheRiddler> portable aircons tend to be bigger thant the unit for a reverse cycle aircon
22:22:00 <mzyoyo> goodnight all
22:22:00 <Skirmish> Don't feel bad for me. I don't have a massive forehead.
22:22:00 <TheRiddler> -t
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:22:00 <Skirmish> http://g03.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1.NOAIFXXXXbYXFXXq6xXFXXX9/High-Quality-Brand-American-Classic-Men-s-Baggy-Jeans-Boys-Hip-hop-Rap-Jeans-Man-Skate.jpg
22:22:00 <Skirmish> ^ they are the jeans I want, to be clear.
22:22:00 <unclenevs> lol
22:22:00 <faux> .
22:22:00 <faux> dude
22:22:00 <unclenevs> Skirmish no
22:23:00 <faux> no
22:23:00 <faux> LOL
22:23:00 <unclenevs> are you in melb? ill take you shopping
22:23:00 <couleurs> i'm wearing those right now
22:23:00 <unclenevs> get some evisu jeans
22:23:00 <Skirmish> Not with that pattern, I mean that cut.
22:23:00 <unclenevs> thats what you want
22:23:00 <unclenevs> yea
22:23:00 <dematerialised> ok Skirmish
22:23:00 <dematerialised> i'm sorry
22:23:00 <unclenevs> google evisu youll like them
22:23:00 <Skirmish> I'd be happy with just standard blue washed out jeans in that cut.
22:23:00 <dematerialised> but no
22:23:00 <TheRiddler> I have 3 pairs of jeans
22:24:00 <Skirmish> What is so wrong with those jeans?!
22:24:00 <TheRiddler> 1 bootleg, 1 straight stretch & 1 relaxed
22:24:00 <unclenevs> theyre a little too straight cut
22:24:00 <TheRiddler> I need another pair
22:25:00 <TheRiddler> used to have a normal pair but they stank
22:25:00 <MsStevieVonB> stank??
22:25:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is with kmart and stinky jeans
22:25:00 <couleurs> lmao
22:25:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
22:25:00 <unclenevs> why not just get some diesel jeans
22:25:00 <unclenevs> then again they probably just make skinny jeans now
22:26:00 <unclenevs> i wear enyce a fair bit
22:26:00 <TheRiddler> diesel dyke jeans
22:26:00 <unclenevs> get some dickies
22:26:00 <Serenity> why do your jeans stink
22:26:00 <TheRiddler> Idk
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> they smelt like burnt something
22:27:00 <Devil_Girl> Try washing them
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> when I bought them
22:27:00 <faux> wash yo dick
22:27:00 <Clarkson> Mel: You're fucking the wrong cocks then!
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> I washed them a few times before I threw them out
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> they smelt bad when I bought them
22:27:00 <Skirmish> I like straight cut jeans. Fashion nazis just don't want me to be happy. Nice t shirt, pair of air jordans and a pair of those jeans and I would be happy.
22:27:00 <unclenevs> Skirmish http://www.drjays.com/shop/G2-V499-R340/jeans.html
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> I just thought it needed to be washed
22:28:00 <unclenevs> parish or akademiks make cuts like youll want
22:28:00 <Skirmish> Are you hitting on me unclenevs?
22:28:00 <unclenevs> or LRG
22:28:00 <unclenevs> yes
22:28:00 <unclenevs> is it working?
22:28:00 <Skirmish> Those pants are terrible!
22:28:00 <unclenevs> keep scrolling though
22:29:00 <unclenevs> this is what you want
22:29:00 <unclenevs> http://www.drjays.com/shop/G2-V499-R340-P1979515/jeans/belted-raw-denim-jeans.html
22:30:00 <amelia> they are much nicer
22:30:00 <unclenevs> seeee
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> I think I'll stop buying any clothing from kmart
22:31:00 <Serenity> kmart clothes are like terrible
22:31:00 <unclenevs> unless you want to stay collecting porn bro might be an idea
22:31:00 <Clarkson> i was going to say that but i knew you cunts would show up
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> they used to be ok
22:32:00 <faux> i have a few kmart skater dresses and maxis and i loooove them
22:32:00 <TheRiddler> but now anything will be destroyed or they're just uncomfortable
22:32:00 <faux> so comfy
22:32:00 <TheRiddler> last pair of work boots
22:32:00 <TheRiddler> they fell apart in a couple of months
22:32:00 <Serenity> i actually bought some neon t shirts from there the other day to work out in
22:32:00 <Serenity> for like $2 each
22:33:00 <amelia> to match your bright green hair
22:33:00 <unclenevs> for girls they have some pretty cute shit
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:33:00 <Hanks> hi Hankin Sharp here
22:33:00 <Serenity> get fucked tree stump
22:33:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHAH
22:33:00 <unclenevs> my girl got a ghostbusters sweatshirt from kmart
22:33:00 <Hanks> Hi unclenevs
22:33:00 <Skirmish> I NEED TO WEE
22:33:00 <unclenevs> hi Hanks
22:34:00 <Hanks> Hi Serenity
22:34:00 <Hanks> Hi Skirmish
22:34:00 <Serenity> Hi
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> I'll switch to target :p
22:34:00 <Hanks> TheRiddler and amelia
22:34:00 <amelia> hi dork
22:34:00 <unclenevs> one step at a time mate ha
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> sitting in a tree
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:35:00 <Hanks> Kmart is shit
22:35:00 <couleurs> ;)
22:35:00 <faux> lmao
22:35:00 <amelia> you wish jellyfish
22:35:00 <faux> So cute
22:35:00 <Hanks> Hi faux
22:35:00 <amelia> it did make me smile tho ahahaha
22:35:00 <faux> we can start calling u guys TheMelia
22:35:00 <amelia> jeezus
22:35:00 <couleurs> lol
22:35:00 <Serenity> target has nice kids clothes
22:35:00 <amelia> Ash is too creepy for my liking
22:35:00 <StevieLoZz93> hi daz
22:35:00 <Serenity> not that thats worth anything to you lot lol
22:36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Howdy
22:36:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
22:36:00 <amelia> his porn collection is too much to handle
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:36:00 <amelia> he is fine as a mate
22:36:00 <unclenevs> does each pic count as 2 people?
22:36:00 <unclenevs> haha
22:36:00 <unclenevs> i feel bad for typinf that.
22:36:00 <unclenevs> typing*
22:36:00 <faux> lmao
22:36:00 <amelia> bwahahahah jeezus
22:36:00 <faux> took me a second
22:37:00 <unclenevs> we all have shit that we're into i guess
22:37:00 <unclenevs> ta
22:38:00 <unclenevs> i was supposed to go watch shameless like 2 hours ago
22:38:00 <unclenevs> im probably in trouble.
22:38:00 <faux> yesss
22:38:00 <faux> us?
22:38:00 <unclenevs> of course
22:38:00 <Hanks> Lol Peter
22:38:00 <unclenevs> h macy is my fav actor
22:38:00 <faux> nice 1
22:39:00 <unclenevs> such a great show hey
22:39:00 <faux> i loves it
22:39:00 <faux> maurice n serenity watch it too
22:39:00 <unclenevs> i havent seen this weeks ep yet but this season has been pretty great
22:39:00 <unclenevs> right on
22:39:00 <faux> oui
22:39:00 <Devil_Girl> No more eps :/
22:39:00 <Serenity> eeee another one
22:39:00 <faux> not gonna lie i was a bit disappointed with the finale
22:40:00 <unclenevs> fuck is this the last ep for the season??
22:40:00 <unclenevs> damnit
22:40:00 <Serenity> it was a good ep but it wasnt a finale ep
22:40:00 <Devil_Girl> Yes
22:40:00 <faux> like was a gppd ep but avg for a finale
22:40:00 <unclenevs> does whatshisname come back at the wedding?
22:40:00 <unclenevs> i called it
22:40:00 <unclenevs> thats all i want to know
22:40:00 <Liinda> has anyone watched the Luke Warm Sex series?
22:40:00 <Devil_Girl> No
22:40:00 <unclenevs> damn
22:40:00 <Serenity> nope linda
22:40:00 <unclenevs> ok say no more
22:41:00 <Devil_Girl> I started watching a UK show last night called Fresh Meat
22:41:00 <Liinda> its pretty funny, cant remember that comedians name
22:41:00 <unclenevs> now i have to wait like a month before orange is the new black and wentworth
22:41:00 <Devil_Girl> June is OITNB
22:41:00 <unclenevs> ffs!
22:41:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: K was watching that last week. I was snoozing on the lounge and missed it but she likes it.
22:41:00 <Devil_Girl> Serenity and I are also awaiting that
22:41:00 <unclenevs> nice one
22:42:00 <Devil_Girl> Serenity, Waynes World is on
22:42:00 <Liinda> SKirmish, Yeah cool. funny and awkward show.=)
22:42:00 <Serenity> that means switching to tv
22:42:00 <Serenity> effort
22:42:00 <Liinda> Otherwise I dontwacth much tv
22:42:00 <amelia> my friend jus sent me a vid of her kid stacking it
22:42:00 <amelia> she really knows how to make my day
22:42:00 <Liinda> how do i fix the spacebar on alaptop?
22:42:00 <unclenevs> i just started watching Toast of London
22:42:00 <Liinda> can ipull it offlike theold schoolones
22:43:00 <unclenevs> has Matt Berry in it from the IT crowd
22:43:00 <Hanks> unclenevs asl
22:43:00 <unclenevs> Liinda yep
22:43:00 <unclenevs> Hanks really dude
22:43:00 <amelia> HAHA
22:43:00 <Hanks> ?
22:43:00 <amelia> wana cyba
22:43:00 <unclenevs> im not about to do that shit
22:43:00 <unclenevs> its 2016 brother
22:43:00 <unclenevs> lol
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> they're hinged on now aren't they?
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> keyboards
22:43:00 <Hanks> are you from Melb
22:43:00 <Liinda> Hanks, unclenevs is my twin and i am sensing he is feeling distubed
22:44:00 <Liinda> *disturbed
22:44:00 <unclenevs> both really
22:44:00 <Serenity> maybe hes about to come down with a sickness
22:44:00 <Liinda> lol Serenity
22:44:00 <unclenevs> oooh ah ah ah ah
22:44:00 <Serenity> hahah
22:44:00 <Liinda> love that song
22:44:00 <unclenevs> Hanks we can just talk mate im from melbourne
22:45:00 <unclenevs> im not looking for anything intimate
22:45:00 <unclenevs> unless you have $450 and an ebay account open
22:45:00 <Serenity> lol
22:45:00 <Hanks> lol
22:45:00 <Hanks> you live in nsw
22:45:00 <unclenevs> yep
22:45:00 <unclenevs> Melbourne, NSW
22:46:00 <TheRiddler> oh right the new ps4 update is up
22:46:00 <amelia> me http://imgur.com/sWzC6pc
22:46:00 <amelia> except change chicken dippers to "burritos"
22:46:00 <unclenevs> haha
22:46:00 <unclenevs> we had fajitas last night
22:46:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
22:46:00 <amelia> YUMMMM
22:46:00 <Serenity> loll
22:46:00 <Serenity> geordie shore
22:47:00 <unclenevs> actually is the difference between a burrito and fajita just that one isnt sealed?
22:47:00 <Liinda> lol
22:47:00 <unclenevs> these are the important questions ive come here to have answered
22:47:00 <amelia> where her teeth at in the top pic
22:47:00 <unclenevs> haha true
22:47:00 <Liinda> i think fajitas are thicker?
22:48:00 <Liinda> boh
22:48:00 <unclenevs> hmm
22:48:00 <unclenevs> maybe
22:48:00 <amelia> i don't know re fajitas but i will ask tomorrow when i get ma burrito
22:48:00 <amelia> we will get to the bottom of this
22:48:00 <unclenevs> bookmark that then
22:48:00 <unclenevs> case pending
22:48:00 <Hanks> i ate a burito this morning
22:49:00 <unclenevs> i didnt eat till like dominos time this arvo
22:49:00 <Hanks> that is late to eat
22:51:00 <Liinda> speaking of late.. im buggered, night peeps. good to chat to you all againxoxox
22:51:00 <couleurs> Bye Liinds
22:51:00 <Hanks> night Linda
22:51:00 <Liinda> <3 nightsss
22:52:00 <Hanks> is irc realy evolved to be a place for lonely old men
22:52:00 <Hanks> has*
22:53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> how sweet of you Skirmish, seems like someone cares for me
22:53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> tony abbott and his carer visa
22:53:00 <StevieLoZz93> good night all!!! :)
22:53:00 <Serenity> night stevie
22:53:00 <Skirmish> Hanks: Austnet hasn't, but I cannot answer for the rest of irc and the hundreds of servers there are.
22:53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> StevieLoZz93 you aint going anywhere, please entertain me
22:53:00 <Skirmish> Night Stevie. :)
22:53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> ...i'm lonely
22:54:00 <Hanks> ewwwwwww
22:54:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i used to go all melbourne gayclubs secrectly after i got divorce
22:54:00 <Skirmish> philosopher{[x]}: You are lonely because you are undesirable.
22:55:00 <unclenevs> i just took the bins out in the dark and walked into a massive spiderweb
22:55:00 <unclenevs> ashadsf
22:55:00 <Serenity> because you smell like camel farts
22:55:00 <philosopher{[x]}> cant name all names now, remember market, shit mymemory
22:55:00 <philosopher{[x]}> unclenevs did the web cut your eye
22:56:00 <unclenevs> no
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> fajitas are smaller
22:56:00 <Skirmish> I think it has to be close to that time where beehhh has reached beagle status and is deserving of a forever ban just like beagle.
22:56:00 <philosopher{[x]}> leave the poor creature alone
22:56:00 <philosopher{[x]}> ty
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> and thicker
22:56:00 <faux> press 2 to ban beehhh
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> actually
22:56:00 <faux> 9
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> 2
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:56:00 <faux> 45
22:56:00 <Skirmish> 2
22:56:00 <philosopher{[x]}> beagle drinks like a king and i havent had a drop since a decade
22:57:00 <faux> calm down cunty
22:57:00 <philosopher{[x]}> where's the irony thou brother
22:57:00 <faux> therefore art thou irony
22:57:00 <Devil_Girl> Irony board
22:57:00 <philosopher{[x]}> the irony panel
22:58:00 <Devil_Girl> Fuck up you prom night dumpster baby
22:58:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy5wpB8uT7Y
22:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Teletubbies perform "I Fink U Freeky" by Die Antwoord (Explicit Lyrics) Views: 2,388,559 Uploader: Robert Jones Uploaded: Aug 13, 2015 Duration: 1m53s Rating: 4.82
22:58:00 <dematerialised> my life is complete
22:58:00 <Skirmish> Lol Devil_Girl ouch
22:58:00 <philosopher{[x]}> only if getting married to a hand was legal
22:59:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
22:59:00 <TheRiddler> it makes them more scary
22:59:00 <dematerialised> makes them more amazing you mean
22:59:00 <unclenevs> i love die antwoord
22:59:00 <dematerialised> same
23:00:00 <dematerialised> i really enjoyed chappie too
23:00:00 <unclenevs> i want to do bad things to yolandi visser
23:00:00 <Skirmish> She is too weird for me.
23:00:00 <unclenevs> yea man chappie was sick
23:00:00 <philosopher{[x]}> https://www.facebook.com/anchornz
23:00:00 <unclenevs> did you see the chappie figurine they released? i wanted one so bad but didnt have the money at the time
23:00:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i need to study my english
23:00:00 <dematerialised> nah never saw any merch
23:00:00 <Skirmish> You need to hang yourself.
23:00:00 <philosopher{[x]}> some good kiwi milk power with coffee
23:01:00 <unclenevs> http://www.actionfigurefury.com/wp-content/uploads/Threezero-Chappie-1-6th-scale-Figure-007-600x424.jpg
23:01:00 <robot> came back to say goodnight ay
23:01:00 <robot> how fucken polite is that
23:01:00 <faux> heaps
23:01:00 <unclenevs> http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/AUTOIMAGES/THTZCP001lg.jpg
23:01:00 <philosopher{[x]}> have a drink then
23:01:00 <robot> heaps polite.
23:02:00 <faux> ye
23:02:00 <faux> heepspol
23:02:00 <philosopher{[x]}> faux serve us two drink
23:02:00 <faux> beehhh get fucked
23:02:00 <Skirmish> 2!
23:02:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i want straight borbon and some nuts
23:02:00 <robot> alright, enjoy your sleep everyone. ciao!
23:02:00 <faux> borbon
23:02:00 <philosopher{[x]}> spell it for me
23:02:00 <Skirmish> Perfect time for a -noexpire ban on beehhh with a message 'deeez nuts!'
23:03:00 <faux> BoRBoN
23:03:00 <philosopher{[x]}> mote
23:03:00 <dematerialised> bearbun
23:03:00 <unclenevs> im sensing you guys dont like philosopher{[x]}
23:03:00 <dematerialised> i could go with some bearbun right about now
23:03:00 <philosopher{[x]}> bearhug on borbon
23:04:00 <dematerialised> i wish a bear would hug your face with it's jaws
23:04:00 <philosopher{[x]}> unclenevs just cause someone stepped into my web
23:04:00 <couleurs> berben
23:04:00 <faux> i need to go to the wee wee shop
23:04:00 <TheRiddler> a hairy gay man's bun?
23:04:00 <dematerialised> just pee whree you are
23:04:00 <philosopher{[x]}> faux was 34 today in brangroo
23:04:00 <faux> what
23:05:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you mean i know right
23:05:00 <faux> oh ok
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> repeat after me
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> wee wee
23:05:00 <philosopher{[x]}> bought a dozen south african mandarine for wake up
23:05:00 <dematerialised> i wish you'd buy your own death
23:05:00 <unclenevs> haha
23:06:00 <dematerialised> we like to bully philosopher{[x]} because he's different
23:06:00 <philosopher{[x]}> just dont wanna go there, taxi
23:06:00 <faux> what is the x
23:06:00 <faux> it confuses me
23:06:00 <dematerialised> stands for "im gay"
23:06:00 <philosopher{[x]}> from x men professor
23:06:00 <unclenevs> different as in like, mentally different?
23:06:00 <faux> fauimgay
23:06:00 <dematerialised> yeah nev
23:06:00 <unclenevs> ahh
23:06:00 <philosopher{[x]}> the guy with mind power and bald
23:07:00 <unclenevs> yea buddy
23:07:00 <faux> is nev pronounced like kev or like neev like nev from catfish
23:07:00 <unclenevs> ha
23:07:00 <unclenevs> kev
23:07:00 <faux> ah k
23:07:00 <faux> thx
23:07:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i need a hugh jackman to cowboy hug me
23:07:00 <dematerialised> nev, nevvo
23:07:00 <dematerialised> nev of the navarone
23:07:00 <unclenevs> yep all that
23:07:00 <unclenevs> most people irl know me as nev/nevs
23:07:00 <unclenevs> so whatevers good
23:08:00 <faux> i would pronounce it as kev if i didnt watch catfish lol
23:08:00 <faux> but he spells it Nev but ita pronounced Neev
23:08:00 <philosopher{[x]}> unclenevs i got pic for you
23:08:00 <faux> which is weird
23:08:00 <amelia> NeViLLe
23:08:00 <unclenevs> yea i get neville too
23:08:00 <unclenevs> not my actual name though dont worry ha
23:08:00 <philosopher{[x]}> https://static-secure.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2008/10/30/brokeback460.jpg
23:08:00 <unclenevs> philosopher{[x]}: i hope its a good one
23:08:00 <philosopher{[x]}> it ws
23:08:00 <unclenevs> by that filename alone im not clicking that shit
23:08:00 <Clarkson> drastik can you see your dick
23:09:00 <philosopher{[x]}> im waiting for all the officer in my country at the aussie embassy to transfer, been nine years now
23:09:00 <dematerialised> keep waiting
23:10:00 <unclenevs> whats your native country?
23:10:00 <philosopher{[x]}> im 10,000weak now
23:10:00 <unclenevs> is that even how youre meant to ask that these days
23:10:00 <philosopher{[x]}> samoa
23:10:00 <unclenevs> ahh
23:10:00 <philosopher{[x]}> im a pacific islander
23:11:00 <philosopher{[x]}> talofa, kia ora, aloha, haka haka
23:11:00 <unclenevs> what do you philosophise on
23:11:00 <philosopher{[x]}> on tranny cocks
23:11:00 <unclenevs> 2.
23:11:00 <dematerialised> philosopher{[x]} and Student actually live across the city from eachother
23:11:00 <dematerialised> and they don't know it
23:11:00 <amelia> on tranny cocks
23:11:00 <Clarkson> but if you pull that pedo shit again, you're our permanently
23:12:00 <philosopher{[x]}> bullshit, im more nearer to the bhutan mate
23:12:00 <amelia> well ok then, glad thats settled
23:12:00 <TheRiddler> who was that to
23:12:00 <unclenevs> i never understood what the enjoyment was coming into a room and saying dumb shit like that
23:12:00 <TheRiddler> what clarky said
23:12:00 <Clarkson> [18:42] <stuffz> fkn PietSAbabe u use meth [18:43] <PietSAbabe> so fucking what ? [18:43] <PietSAbabe> who fucking doesnt [18:43] <ooomp> ME [18:43] <PietSAbabe> ooomp: possibly [18:43] * ooomp yawns [18:43] <PietSAbabe> there is a slight percentage who dont :/ [18:44] <ooomp> I fall under miniscule percentage
23:13:00 <unclenevs> like, what sort of synapses fire off to the point where its enjoyable in some cunts heads
23:13:00 <philosopher{[x]}> im the oldest on irc in aust server since 1997 RMIT carlton campus i been using chats
23:13:00 <unclenevs> ive been online since 95 mate
23:13:00 <unclenevs> im sure a lot of people have
23:14:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you were 10 back then so it wont count
23:14:00 <amelia> i am damn tired
23:14:00 <unclenevs> nope
23:14:00 <unclenevs> i get why people dont like you now
23:14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:14:00 <Serenity> hahaha
23:14:00 <faux> how old r u nev
23:14:00 <TheRiddler> neville longbottom
23:15:00 <faux> lol
23:15:00 <unclenevs> haha
23:15:00 <faux> i miss harris pooter
23:15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:15:00 <faux> need to read/watch again
23:15:00 <philosopher{[x]}> unclenevs i beg you to like me
23:15:00 <TheRiddler> I'd like to read the books again
23:16:00 <TheRiddler> the movie's just dont do enough
23:16:00 <unclenevs> yea i never read those bit after my time
23:16:00 <unclenevs> ive read a lot of stephen king etc though
23:16:00 <philosopher{[x]}> no one knows what its like to be the bad man to be the sad man ahhh
23:16:00 <unclenevs> koontz, gemmel, douglas adams
23:16:00 <Serenity> i need to do the harrys again
23:17:00 <unclenevs> i actually only watched all the movies like last year
23:17:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i surely miss my weekly pay cheques
23:17:00 <dematerialised> i sorely miss when you didn't have an internet connection
23:17:00 <Devil_Girl> I haven't read them and I haven't seen all the movies
23:17:00 <unclenevs> philosopher{[x]} i think you miss company more
23:17:00 <philosopher{[x]}> thanks for the carer visa
23:18:00 <philosopher{[x]}> company as in money or in aussie dollar
23:18:00 <unclenevs> nevermind
23:18:00 <unclenevs> i dont want to be mean
23:19:00 <philosopher{[x]}> once there was a red carpet then there was some blood
23:20:00 <TheRiddler> phew
23:20:00 <dematerialised> pee-yew
23:21:00 <TheRiddler> what would beehhh be as a gay man
23:21:00 <TheRiddler> I was thinking a skunk
23:22:00 <TheRiddler> because he dont look like a bear or a otter
23:22:00 <unclenevs> like a meer cat or something
23:23:00 <dematerialised> more like a wild boar
23:23:00 <TheRiddler> he's not skinny
23:23:00 <TheRiddler> yeah a wild boar
23:23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:26:00 <HomelessPest> bzz
23:27:00 <TheRiddler> watching flushed away
23:27:00 <HomelessPest> is that the new version of home & away?
23:27:00 <TheRiddler> no.
23:28:00 <HomelessPest> we dont have ny liqor shops in bangladesh its sucks :(
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> ignored
23:34:00 <Serenity> lol
23:35:00 <unclenevs> Im out everyone you all have a good night
23:35:00 <British^Meat> so long guy
23:35:00 <Serenity> nini
23:36:00 <HomelessPest> i have no idea what london would be like to study, anybody
23:40:00 <dematerialised> you won't get into london
23:40:00 <dematerialised> you are blacklisted
23:40:00 <HomelessPest> and you mr know it all, please explain what you just said
23:41:00 <dematerialised> no i like to leave things hanging
23:41:00 <HomelessPest> hanging by the moments
23:41:00 <HomelessPest> Serenity whats for dinner darling
23:42:00 <Serenity> dinner was 4 hours ago you spastic
23:42:00 <HomelessPest> wi8sh i could stroll in your gateaway fridge right now
23:42:00 <Serenity> .
23:44:00 <HomelessPest> =^-^=
23:44:00 <HomelessPest> =^*^=
23:47:00 <British^Meat> lol
23:47:00 <British^Meat> when u say spastic i think of saemon
23:47:00 <British^Meat> was that him?
23:47:00 <dematerialised> no
23:47:00 <British^Meat> lol that guy was seriously fucked in the head
23:48:00 <British^Meat> remember when he tried to convince everyone that he was in a wheelchair, then he went over seas and pretended to be his carer or some shit
23:49:00 <dematerialised> yep
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
23:49:00 <TheRiddler> kk
23:49:00 <TheRiddler> I took a pic of that easter egg
23:49:00 <TheRiddler> with the cupcake on it
23:49:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12924603_1354194491273315_9030965962593408526_n.jpg?oh=4abc94bdf57243f3446a88f22d53e1b9&oe=577D8C02
23:49:00 <dematerialised> PLEASE
23:49:00 <dematerialised> for the love of god
23:50:00 <dematerialised> tell me it was not in your ass
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:50:00 <TheRiddler> maybe RATM is really saemon
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> the cunts are usually incognito
23:50:00 <Serenity> nah British^Meat he pretended to be in a wheelchair then came on as his housemate to say he died in a plane crash or something
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lurking and waiting for some infomation gold
23:51:00 <British^Meat> lol
23:51:00 <Serenity> thats just sad lol
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do peeps even bother making up such elaborate stories
23:51:00 <British^Meat> "my last wish is for you, my carer, to tell everyone what happened to me..."
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> when we all know they’re fake
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a wanker
23:53:00 <British^Meat> THE^DONALD, what say you?
23:54:00 <TheRiddler> works in a bank?
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> which bank
23:58:00 <TheRiddler> the wank bank
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
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