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01:00 <philosopher{[x]}> earthquake
02:00 <TheRiddler> Barbie spreads her legs under pressure....﻿
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
08:00 <British^Meat> lots of join parts
09:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGTwDNN_uc&nohtml5=False
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crushing bubble wrap with hydraulic press Views: 1,483,812 Uploader: Hydraulic Press Channel Uploaded: Mar 19, 2016 Duration: 3m25s Rating: 4.92
09:00 <TheRiddler> seen this 1 yet faux
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <philosopher{[x]}> https://twitter.com/ArunodayM?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
12:00 <philosopher{[x]}> fuck the ground shook
12:00 <Clarkson> you know who i am cunt
12:00 <philosopher{[x]}> cops are after you mate what have you done
13:00 <alchemy> who r u clarkson
13:00 <Clarkson> they put tits on her back
13:00 <alchemy> i dont know u
14:00 <alchemy> they out tits on her ass
15:00 <philosopher{[x]}> https://twitter.com/BreakingNews
23:00 <faux> yes
23:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
23:00 <TheRiddler> also
23:00 <faux> goodnight 
23:00 <TheRiddler> what about his wife's laugh
23:00 <TheRiddler> ok
23:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
23:00 <faux> his voicr rules
24:00 <faux> k im off to bed
24:00 <faux> nini
24:00 <TheRiddler> sleep well
25:00 <philosopher{[x]}> my wife is norell she lives in borneo
43:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpci6PNNHBg&nohtml5=False
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Doctor Strange - Official First Trailer Views: 4,347 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Apr 13, 2016 Duration: 1m58s Rating: 4.73
22:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i think i should stay with my old folks
22:00 <philosopher{[x]}> they need a carer i dont
46:00 <Floss> i amating my spicy fruit muffin
46:00 <Floss> am eating*
28:00 <British^Meat> sounds like fruit loaf
28:00 <British^Meat> and that stuff rox
42:00 <Serenity> mmm fruit loaf
42:00 <Serenity> id kill for some
51:00 <Skirmish> Internet Bullies beware! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1968200734/wave-goodbye-to-cyberbullies-and-trolls-socialauto
52:00 <Skirmish> You will be exposed British^Meat.
53:00 <Skirmish> This group of SJW women will all expose all of your private details online for the world to see! Identity theft will skyrocket!
54:00 <Serenity> so they want us to pay them to dox bullies?
54:00 <Serenity> i can do that myself for free...
55:00 <Skirmish> Pretty much that is the goal.
56:00 <Serenity> and what makes them think they are actually any good at this?
56:00 <Serenity> a fake facebook account takes 3 minutes to set up
56:00 <Skirmish> But they are making a difference for the upcoming generations which btw ... are 10 times worse trolls than the current.
57:00 <Serenity> yeah right
57:00 <Serenity> sounds dumb
57:00 <British^Meat> nawww
57:00 <British^Meat> dont expose me
58:00 <Serenity> guess those people werent around on the internet in the 90s when you had to have thick skin in stead of a top knot
58:00 <British^Meat> "We are about to break the internet. Literally. " lol my god
58:00 <British^Meat> i wanna gie em shit already
58:00 <Serenity> i bet they drink soy lattes and gluten free scones
59:00 <Skirmish> 4chan will get a hold of this and every woman in that picture will find all their private details all over the internet and when they complain the irony will be massive.
59:00 <British^Meat> lol
59:00 <Serenity> go and post it there immediately so these smug wankers realise thats what they ae
59:00 <Serenity> are
59:00 <British^Meat> you're right though Serenity
59:00 <British^Meat> ppl should be thick skinned
59:00 <British^Meat> i hate how ppl act like its the first time they have been on the internet
59:00 <British^Meat> shit, surely everyone is used to how the internet works now
00:00 <Serenity> to a point i guess i mean.. dont sit there and cry because some dickhead called you names on a facebook comment section
00:00 <Serenity> the shit a lot of kids put up with in high shcool is a bit much but that tends to follow through to real life too
00:00 <Skirmish> If you are so soft that words on a screen hurt you then perhaps the best course of action is to press the power button and stop using that platform. BUT ... people like this want to create this orwellian utopia of everyone being monitored and only being allowed to say certain things because that is freedom and happiness.
00:00 <British^Meat> true
01:00 <British^Meat> i mean i never had FB when at school
01:00 <British^Meat> and bullying can go from the school yard to the FB these days
01:00 <British^Meat> so these poor fuckers are constantly bombarded
01:00 <Skirmish> That is because parents are there to monitor it.
01:00 <British^Meat> indeed
01:00 <Skirmish> aren't*
01:00 <British^Meat> as i was about to say
01:00 <British^Meat> le olds should be monitoring this stuff
02:00 <Skirmish> I am glad Ethan and his mates haven't wanted facebook.
02:00 <British^Meat> i remember first time i went on the net, into the "Silverchair - Parachat" room and i got hassled
02:00 <British^Meat> and i took it 100% seriously
03:00 <Skirmish> I got hassled too. I thrived on it though and became the asshole I am today. Thanks internet bullies!
03:00 <Clarkson> dankey kang sounds like a fag
03:00 <British^Meat> I hate to think what its like for kids these days, but TBH i was never hassled at school so i cant really make too many comments
03:00 <British^Meat> i enjoyed school :/
03:00 <Serenity> im grateful facebook and the likes werent around when i was in high school
03:00 <British^Meat> fuck off Clarkson, id cyber bully u in a second
03:00 <Clarkson> 4chan is gay
03:00 <Serenity> i think myspace might have been around but no one was on it
04:00 <Skirmish> wow twitter is down.
04:00 <Serenity> i was never bullied at school either but you just dont know how this much internet involvement could have changed things
05:00 <Serenity> my daughter is off to high school next year so i guess im going to have to be extra vigilant
05:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYClEpZbeU4 <------ I love this guy and how he does his videos.
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Feminists Celebrate Sexually Transmitted Diseases! Views: 122,022 Uploader: Paul Joseph Watson Uploaded: Apr 11, 2016 Duration: 4m48s Rating: 4.94
08:00 <British^Meat> its always kinda poetic though....
08:00 <British^Meat> coz i see some of the bullies at my school on FB
08:00 <British^Meat> zero common friends
08:00 <British^Meat> all dead beats
08:00 <British^Meat> a million kids
08:00 <British^Meat> its great
08:00 <Serenity> yeah all those kids from my school are mostly drug addicts now
09:00 <Floss> i cant afford drugs
09:00 <Serenity> me either so i wanna know how they afford it lol
10:00 <Floss> gobbies
11:00 <Floss> might be just about cold milo time i think
12:00 <British^Meat> how might will be the top layer of powder?
12:00 <British^Meat> err high
14:00 <Serenity> has to be at least in inch
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Floss> the top layer is milk, it shal be 95% milo.
14:00 <Serenity> 60/40 is a good mix
15:00 <British^Meat> hah, ive never thought of hat, a reverse milo
15:00 <British^Meat> glass of powder and a top layer of milk
15:00 <Floss> yup
15:00 <British^Meat> so crazy it could work
15:00 <Floss> that is what i am enjoying now haha
15:00 <Floss> i spent 18 bucks on a tin of milo last night
16:00 <Serenity> i always put me milo in first
17:00 <Skirmish> Ok I am afk getting a milo milky now.
17:00 <TheDarkTruth> milo has to go in first.. it's fucking weird to do it any other way... 
17:00 <Floss> hahaha
17:00 <Floss> i have infected you all
18:00 <Floss> i might go back for a nap after my milo fix
18:00 <Skirmish> Or maybe I want to go get a Satay Chicken with rice noodles instead ...
19:00 <TheDarkTruth> Skirmish: why must it be either/or? just do both!
19:00 <Skirmish> milo and noodles?
19:00 <Skirmish> FANTASTIC IDEA *gone*
20:00 <Floss> lol
20:00 <TheDarkTruth> awww shucks... 
21:00 <Floss> what were you in prison for prison mike?
21:00 <Serenity> holy fuck i need satay
22:00 <Floss> i perfected my red thai chicken curry recipe the other night
23:00 <Floss> gives me wicked farts though
24:00 <British^Meat> rons!
43:00 <Skirmish> Hmmm satay chicken get inside of me! om nom nom nom
46:00 <Floss> is it nap time yet
47:00 <faux> yes
44:00 <Skirmish> Soooo good. All gone. I am going to have to pass on the milo though.
11:00 <TheDarkTruth> that's a thorough disappointment, Skirmish...
22:00 <Skirmish> When I get home at 1am I will have milo then and it will be glorious.
35:00 <Floss> I cant fucking beat this candy crush level
35:00 <Clarkson> just like his black shit
36:00 <Student> Hi Every Buddy 
36:00 <Floss> I've gone down for my nap but candy crush!
57:00 <TheRon> nba news, warriors create history wins 73 games in a season
57:00 <TheRon> kobe scores 60 in his last game
02:00 <TheRon> well aint that america
32:00 <Floss> Is there actually a backdoor sluts 9
33:00 <Student> and what exactly is a backdoor slut?
34:00 <TheRon> really?
36:00 <Student> why can't she come from the frontdoor?
36:00 <Serenity> you fucking idiot lol
36:00 <Clarkson> Ah she finally left that asshole then. 
44:00 <ShadowLurker> just when you think Student couldnt get any more fucking dumb he goes and shows us a whole new level of stupid
44:00 <Student> too late, were you masterbauting or something? :p
44:00 <Student> unacceptable level of laziness
45:00 <Student> and that is a fucking valid question 
45:00 <Student> backdoor sluts 9, looks like a porn number or something now
45:00 <Student> could have said that 
46:00 <TheRon> have you seen the latest dracula porn movie?
46:00 <TheRon> the tag line is "she went down for the count"
47:00 <Student> nopes, i did't bother
47:00 <Student> lot of pardoies out there
54:00 <TheRon> what the french art flick, :french chicks in the nuddy
55:00 <Student> ???
55:00 <Student> may it is watch 
55:00 <Student> not WHAT 
55:00 <Student> any way 
55:00 <TheRon> philipino furburger?
27:00 <Doodle>  masterbauting
29:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auLBLk4ibAk
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rush - Tom Sawyer Views: 7,134,634 Uploader: RushVEVO Uploaded: Dec 21, 2012 Duration: 4m35s Rating: 4.84
13:00 <Floss> Those fucking bitey flies
13:00 <Clarkson> fuck you and the big black guy you rode in on shit lips
13:00 <Floss> Easy tiger!
14:00 <nevs> Fucken flies
14:00 <nevs> I got yelled at last week for having a conversation with a fly i was trying to kill for too long
19:00 <TheRon> farewell kobe
23:00 <Skirmish> Optus are doing a phone plan with 20GB data included for $110. That's crazy. 
23:00 <Skirmish> Suppose they never have to be worried about anyone using that much because their coverage is terrible in a lot of areas. 
25:00 <TheRon> sometimes you can't make it on your own
32:00 <nevs> why would anyone need 20gb of mobile data
32:00 <nevs> unless they had no home wifi
35:00 <Skirmish> My wife likes to surf the net on her mobile at work so she is attracted to it. Thing is, we used to be with optus and their coverage in the hunter valley is terrible. 
36:00 <Skirmish> She uses 3.5GB per month now. I want her to just go out of contract and get an ALDI sim and got their $45 per month pre paid. It's basically unlimited calls and text and 6GB of data on the Telstra 3G network. 
37:00 <Skirmish> If she wants a new phone I would rather buy it outright than go through another contract and pay a stupid amount for it. 
37:00 <Matthew> I get 4GB between 8am-8pm and another 4GB from 8pm-8am with Telstra ... that's more than enough
39:00 <Skirmish> We are with Telstra now and she gets 2.5GB on her plan and pays $10 per GB above that. 
39:00 <Skirmish> ALDI do 6GB per month and another 1GB that can be used on weekends. 
39:00 <Matthew> but it's Aldi ?
40:00 <Serenity> i get 3gb a month plus 2gb free data every weekend
40:00 <Serenity> i never use it all
41:00 <Matthew> if you have WIFI in your residence (and at your workplace!), it's difficult to go over 
41:00 <Serenity> yer thats prob why i dont
41:00 <Matthew> I don't use the WIFI at work but I'm generally too busy to be on my phone anyway... and I just use my laptop
41:00 <Serenity> if you watch a lot of youtube etc that chews through it all so fast
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> crip do you have a disability?
46:00 <TheRon> yeah he got into a fight with a blood
48:00 <TheRon> has anybody seen south park???
48:00 <Matthew> duh
49:00 <Serenity> did you see this Matthew
49:00 <Serenity> https://www.instagram.com/p/BEJh3RuuGYD/?taken-by=sephora
50:00 <Matthew> I didn't but they are so fucking elegant
50:00 <Matthew> love them
52:00 <Skirmish> Newcastle has burst onto the modern tech scene. We have uber officially as from today. 
52:00 <Matthew> Mary Kate has so much more personality than miserable Ashley
53:00 <robot> hi its robot
53:00 <dematerialised> hello robot i'm dad
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol i was ike who the fuck are they
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> (insta)
53:00 <Skirmish> Matthew: Aldi pre paid is quite good. Uses the old telstra network so it's good coverage and drop outs are uncommon. My son has had it for 3 years with zero issues. They even cut the internet off the service for me when he gets eating through his data limit watching porn. 
54:00 <nevs> theres an old telstra network?
54:00 <MrMark> booo
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> secret underground network…. that hobbits use
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> in middle earth
54:00 <robot> hey MrMark
54:00 <robot> lol k8
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <nevs> haha
55:00 <TheRon> kim kardashian uses telstra
55:00 <robot> its a secret network
55:00 <nevs> oh the mason network
55:00 <robot> orcses dont use it
55:00 <TheRon> stone cutters?
55:00 <Skirmish> Nevs: I am led to believe it's a version of their 3G network that they wholesale out. I don't know all the details. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> stone cutters lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah madge 
56:00 <nevs> yea ive never heard of that one Skirmish
56:00 <Skirmish> I am thinking I might have to look into moonlighting as an uber driver. No cash exchanged, 100% sure you will get paid for each trip. Meet interesting people. 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
57:00 <nevs> yea i have a few friends that do it
57:00 <nevs> car cant be more than 9 years old
57:00 <nevs> they all make about $300 or so on weekends
57:00 <Skirmish> Mine is only 2yo. 
57:00 <Matthew> TIME AFTER TIME
58:00 <Matthew> good evening to the eclectic katatonic_kate01
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> evening ! 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> how you doin’?
58:00 <Matthew> divine. you?
58:00 <Skirmish> Notice that pause between sentences? That was Matthew alt-tab'ing out to look up a new word on www.thesaurus.com
59:00 <nevs> haha
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah good… the child is attempting to sneak up on me… and has just told me her elaborate plan…. it involves sticky tape for some reason. So i’ rather amused 
59:00 <Matthew> no. I don't need a dictionary/thesaurus
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m**
59:00 <Serenity> yer boost use the telstra network too its great
59:00 <Serenity> cheap af and coverage everywhere
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i feel ike a choclate now
00:00 <TheRon> pretty sure bette midler has divine copyrighted
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> chocolate**
00:00 <nevs> yea boost is the only provider outside of telstra to use the full telstra network
00:00 <Skirmish> Divine - Rollins Band. Heaps good song. 
00:00 <nevs> boost is pretty good
00:00 <Matthew> pretty sure I have "copyrighted" the word 'divine' in this channel - sorry.
00:00 <Serenity> havent had a prob with em
01:00 <nevs> im back with telstra now as i upgraded my phone and went on their new phone feel deal
01:00 <Skirmish> THEY KILLED ME, THEN TIED MY HANDS WITH ROPE, AND NOW THEY DRAG ME UP THE STREET! A WOMAN IS STRUGGLING, TO KICK ME IN MY SKULL, IF SHE COULD, SHE WOULD, KILL ME AGAIN.
01:00 <nevs> expensive but every 12 months i can get a new phone
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and being raped no doubt
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> im wif voda n’ pay 70 or 80 bucks, I donno… something like that
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks husband!
02:00 <Skirmish> In metro areas they are all pretty much the same. 
02:00 <Skirmish> Newcastle is classed as 'Regional' so we get shit coverage from anything other than Telstra. 
03:00 <Serenity> yer we go out to the country a bit so like to have service
03:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: phones have GPS
03:00 <TheRon> just saying
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> do they
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> great
03:00 <nevs> yea man it must suck being out in the country and having poor service
03:00 <nevs> a lot still rely on their home phones
04:00 <nevs> katatonic_kate01 i think i pay like $110 with telstra
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that
04:00 <nevs> yea but thats with a contracted phone and new phone feel and shit
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah true…
04:00 <Skirmish> The $110 plan with telstra is what K wants to move to. I say buy the phone outright and fuck telstra fair in the pooper. 
04:00 <nevs> every 12 months i end up wanting something new anyways
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m considering a galaxy….
05:00 <nevs> yea buying outright if you can justfiy the money is always better
05:00 <nevs> kogan has such awesome deals
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i’ve been saying that for a while now….
05:00 <nevs> katatonic_kate01: yea ive had all the galaxy s series phones, the s7 edge at the moment
05:00 <nevs> the edge feature is pretty redundant though
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> good
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is the ‘edge’ feature?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> keeps you on the edge of your seat cos it’s soo good?
06:00 <nevs> its a curved screen on both sides
06:00 <nevs> hardly that ha
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
06:00 <Serenity> i fucking want the s7 so bad
06:00 <Serenity> id do dirty dirty things for that phone
06:00 <nevs> the only cool thing that came with my s7 edge
06:00 <nevs> is the oculus headset
06:00 <Skirmish> Nevs: Kogans phones are often overseas models and there has been instances where Australian companies won't honour the warranty. I won't buy phones through Kogan. 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmm maybe i’ll stick wif the iphone
06:00 <Matthew> can't go wrong the iphone 6S+
06:00 <Matthew> so happy with it
07:00 <nevs> Skirmish: yea ive heard that, theres still a grey warranty or whatever its called but youre right
07:00 <TheRon> i use the old tin on a sting
07:00 <nevs> the oculus headset is pretty sick
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> because?
07:00 <nevs> ive been meaning to check out the porn you can watch on it but you have to pay ha and fuck paying for porn
07:00 <Skirmish> VR is awesome. 
07:00 <Serenity> i want occulus
07:00 <Serenity> for minecraft.
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <nevs> Serenity: its pretty neat
07:00 <TheRon> we should go back to the old telegram system, it'd be awesome
08:00 <Skirmish> Noticed at EB Games that the Playstation VR is able to be pre-ordered now. 
08:00 <nevs> yep
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> no smoke signals
08:00 <Serenity> i noticed that the other day too Skirmish
08:00 <nevs> samsung are developing gloves too
08:00 <nevs> so you can use your hands in vr
08:00 <Serenity> next thing you know losers like tisk wont have to worry about not getting women
08:00 <Skirmish> Asked if Ethan was going to buy it. Said no. Said the tech is too new and will be buggy. Smart kid. 
09:00 <TheRon> does anybody in here know how to use the three seashells?
09:00 <nevs> itd be cool if you could use secondlife or whatever with the vr shit
09:00 <nevs> not that im a secondlife guy
09:00 <robot> hello fuax
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> SURRRRE
09:00 <faux> hi rboot
09:00 <nevs> haha
09:00 <nevs> i was for a few months
10:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/qpVhcoE
10:00 <nevs> towards the end i just wanted to punch people in the face
10:00 <faux> hehe
10:00 <Skirmish> Kate runs a brothel on Secondlife. 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> I played 2nd life for a lil bit and the husband wouldn’t make me anything so i was like, screw thi
10:00 <Skirmish> Kate = Madam. 
10:00 <nevs> haha yes
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> Naw, i was a dancer at some pokies club
10:00 <robot> lollll
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> and make like 3 cents an hours
10:00 <TheRon> great sandwiches ladies, top notch!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> Best job ever
10:00 <nevs> hot
10:00 <robot> hey foh
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah but i wasn’t paid heaps cos i didnt have real llooking boobs or a vadge
10:00 <robot> red rooter is startin 2 deliver here
11:00 <Skirmish> Some friends of K's were big into secondlife. The wife run a business on it even and they had 'Secondlife partners' outside of their own marriage. 
11:00 <Skirmish> Sounded weird. 
11:00 <nevs> haha kate
11:00 <dematerialised> thats because it is
11:00 <nevs> what a world
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol oh i’m poly, but online
11:00 <dematerialised> fucking weirdos
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> winning!
11:00 <faux> nice 1 robot
11:00 <robot> yeh
11:00 <robot> nom
11:00 <TheRon> ben lee - cigarettes will kill you
11:00 <Skirmish> Kate: How do you get more realistic looking boobs/vag? Take pics and upload to your toon? 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate red rooster
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> Naw special skins
12:00 <nevs> i probably still have a shitload of lindens in my account
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah pass that pussy round lol
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ifound the game really lame
12:00 <nevs> yea it was mostly arguing
13:00 <Skirmish> Maybe Austnet should move to Secondlife and become more 'realistic'. 
13:00 <nevs> and doxing
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> then a friend and I found a game like second life but you just took drugs and smoked bongs and danced at a night club… donno what it was called, but fuck it was hilarious
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> no skirmish, just no
13:00 <zaim> bit harsh
14:00 <zaim> but ill accept it
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
14:00 <TheRon> not the jubilees!!!!
14:00 <Skirmish> If you had of said 'take drugs, smoke bongs and sit around the house doing high kicks on door frames' I would have said that game is called 'The life of tisk'. 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> you love that hard core stuff
14:00 <zaim> i dont love love it... but its up there
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
14:00 <zaim> _o/
16:00 <TheRon> in a second life i'd be maria sharapova's towel
17:00 <Skirmish> ... Only to find out she has herpes. 
17:00 <TheRon> hey look it's my second life
17:00 <Skirmish> Kate: What did you think of the #shoutyourstatus trend recently? 
18:00 <Skirmish> The latest bastion of female empowerment ... STI's. 
19:00 <faux> https://imgur.com/9XEAVS1
19:00 <faux> eheee
19:00 <faux> cute
20:00 <TheRon> i got crabs from a hooker once, i complained and the hooker said "what do you expect for $5, lobster!?"
20:00 <faux> golly
20:00 <faux> now i want crabs
21:00 <Skirmish> http://youtu.be/TYClEpZbeU4 <-- Kate. 
21:00 <TheRon> no you don't they itch
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Feminists Celebrate Sexually Transmitted Diseases! Views: 127,222 Uploader: Paul Joseph Watson Uploaded: Apr 11, 2016 Duration: 4m48s Rating: 4.94
26:00 <couleurs> good 1 Ron
28:00 <robot> you know what would drive fat people crazy
28:00 <robot> pancake flavoured coke
28:00 <Skirmish> The inability to touch their feet? 
28:00 <robot> that too
28:00 <Skirmish> That sounds like gross coke. I have never enjoyed any of the variety of 'flavoured' coke that have been released. 
29:00 <robot> i love vanilla
29:00 <Skirmish> Son seems to enjoy Vanilla coke for whatever reason. 
29:00 <robot> i'm drinking 1 rn
29:00 <Skirmish> He also likes Dr Pepper too. 
29:00 <robot> me too
29:00 <robot> does he like sarsparilla?
29:00 <Skirmish> Ethan? Get off irc! 
29:00 <robot> heh.
29:00 <Skirmish> No he doesn't like sars funny enough. 
30:00 <Skirmish> I think it's the same shit as Dr Pepper but he disagrees. 
30:00 <Clarkson> i even poop in the bath
30:00 <Skirmish> That would be satisfying. 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish…. that is fucking lame
30:00 <robot> shut up Clarkson we're talking about coke
30:00 <Clarkson> Why is there a dick on my screen
31:00 <Skirmish> The video or women shouting their STI status as empowerment? 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i’m sure it has more to do with normalising STI’s
31:00 <Skirmish> Why would we want to do that? 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> especially herpes 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> because a fuck load of peeps have contracted herpes?
31:00 <Clarkson> next it'll be fucking Fall of Rome
32:00 <Skirmish> Give up on trying to ensure people don't get it and just make it normal for everyone to have it? 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> by practicing safe sex
32:00 <Clarkson> or those gay dancin' shoes
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> something you claim to have never done
32:00 <Skirmish> I practiced safe sex. I safely avoided STI's. 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> you didn’t use condoms
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i recall correctly
33:00 <Skirmish> If I got an STI I wouldn't be proud of it. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i think that the message is probably more about normalising 
34:00 <Skirmish> I disagree with normalising it. It gives an air of 'It's ok to have that' when in fact it should be a message of 'FUCK NO AVOID THAT AT ALL COSTS!'. 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m not advocating being ‘proud’ to have contracted an STI - that’s just fucking lame. Practice safe sex and it wouldn’t be a fuckin’ issue.
34:00 <Skirmish> ^ Correct. More education about safe sex. Would have been better if the trend was feminists shouting about how they cockblocked guys who refused to use protection. 
35:00 <Skirmish> I would have even supported that. 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> why shouldn’t women shout about that
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock blocking guys who refuse to use a condom
36:00 <Skirmish> ^ I would have supported that. I think that is a far better message than 'Ok you got an STI, dun worry it's all gewd, be proud sista!'
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i jut read that - apologies
36:00 <TheRon> i love it when we're cruisin' together
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, I hear what you’re saying.
39:00 <Skirmish> See! I am not such an evil far right wing hitler worshiper when it comes to my idealogical stance. 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re still very right wing tho
39:00 <Skirmish> 12 months ago I would have centre-left. Now I am more centre-right. 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> in my opinion. You may claim not to be… but just based on what you say here
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> well that’s obvious
40:00 <Skirmish> Left politics is pushing me away. Such sillyness going on. 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m always going to be ultra lefty.
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i work in an all female service with strong feminist ideologies…. and i have hippy git parents
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> as if i would ever consider right wing …. poppy cock 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> stuff and things
41:00 <TheRon> wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes, even if it was for just one day
41:00 <TheRon> great song
42:00 <Skirmish> There is a lot of merit with social support systems etc. I am getting irritated though by the ideals that responsibility can be avoided by finding someone else or a group to blame instead which a lot of lefties are doing. 
43:00 <TheRon> skirmish, 20% tax on sugar?
43:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: I don't believe in that, no. I think people should be more aware of what they put in their bodies. 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> if it wasn’t for lefties there would be no social support systems, no higher education, no medicare, pretty much anything that we ‘expect’ the govt to provide as a citizen ….
44:00 <Skirmish> In saying that, I think there should an investigation into why it seems to always be the junk foods that are made cheaper than the healthier food when in reality their cost base is similar. 
45:00 <TheRon> economics, the demand is higher for junk food
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> because were all addicted to sugar + fat
46:00 <Skirmish> I think if we made healthier food cost on par with junk food we would find more people making better decisions. A lot of people in low socio-economic positions are forced to buy the junk to feed their familes because it is all they can afford. 
47:00 <Skirmish> I think that is wrong. 
47:00 <nevs> agree
47:00 <Skirmish> Taxing sugar is just going to make sure that fat people are wealthy enough to cover the cost. 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01>  education is needed
47:00 <nevs> organic food is so fkn expensive
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it’s a joke
47:00 <TheRon> it's a convenience, those deep fried foods are just waiting in the bain marie
48:00 <nevs> im a fat guy so im probably being a hypocrit
48:00 <nevs> but i pay private health insurrance..
48:00 <Skirmish> Nevs: I think when it comes to organics the price is indicative of the steps that producers have to jump through to get the stamp. Also, they can't mass produce it. 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> early intervention + education about ‘healthy’ food choices and family education
48:00 <TheRon> maccas sux now, subway is just quicker
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw nevs fat peeps know the most about nutrition because it’s fucking rammed down their throat
48:00 <nevs> ha yea
49:00 <nevs> its just a habit now tbh i love to cook, i just dont cook healthy and my lifes too good to change
49:00 <nevs> but itll catch up to me eventually i guess
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
49:00 <nevs> i didnt think id live this long anyways ha
49:00 <nevs> with how my younger life was
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol bonus :P
49:00 <Skirmish> Nevs: I've spend 2 weeks doing 8hr shifts instead of 12 at work and I've lost 4 kilos just by being able to eat at normal times and get up and go for a walk/do weights before work. I didn't think lifestyle was such a factor but it obviously is. 
49:00 <TheRon> subway fresh
49:00 <nevs> i dont drink or smoke weed anymore so im getting there
50:00 <Skirmish> Maybe it's because I am old too, although investigation says I should be ok until about 45yo before I have to seriously start pushing harder for gains. 
50:00 <nevs> on patches for cigs too
50:00 <nevs> i dunno ive always been the fat guy in the crew, its weird it almost becomes part of your identity
50:00 <nevs> being extroverted doesnt help
50:00 <TheRon> i could lose weight if i gave up beer
50:00 <TheRon> where's the fun in that
51:00 <Skirmish> BBL have to go do work stuff. 
51:00 <nevs> if i spent less on sneakers and more on healthy food itd turn around quick
51:00 <nevs> but who wants to wear old kicks..
51:00 <nevs> ha
51:00 <nevs> TheRon: i spent 5grand on a treadmill that we used to hang washing on and is now in the shed
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/i-was-relentlessly-harassed-by-the-media-after-cutting-my-own-penis-off-and-almost-dying-101?utm_source=vicefbanz
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s not healthy
53:00 <nevs> is that the guy from wu-fam?
53:00 <nevs> yes it is lol
53:00 <nevs> hes a maniac
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… cut his wang off
53:00 <nevs> dust heads will do anything
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdos!!
54:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
54:00 <nevs> yea i dont drink anymore
54:00 <nevs> ill have a couple occasionally
55:00 <TheRon> i don't trust ppl who don't drink
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <nevs> im like the hulk when i drink bro
55:00 <TheRon> i'm a happy sleepy drunk
55:00 <nevs> too many turns into a blackout and i wake up having to read text messages on what i got up to and how much of a cunt i am
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> glad you took responsibility and no longer a cunt!
57:00 <nevs> oh im still a cunt, just one that i cant blame being drunk on ha
57:00 <nevs> my girl keeps me in check
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of cunt
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I saw this seedy dude wearing a I <3 cunt shirt yesti
58:00 <TheRon> why can't woman just accept you for who you are?
58:00 <Clarkson> the cheerleaders have boobs
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> it made my skin crawl
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do peeps need to drink and be a cunt ron?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> and why should women put up with that shit?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> especially drunk texts *rolls eyes* 
59:00 <TheRon> always thinking men can change
59:00 <TheRon> so positivew
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <TheRiddler> Installing windows 10
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, now i’m like some cunts never change. bye felicia 
59:00 <TheRiddler> So annoying
00:00 <TheRiddler> It wouldn't recognise my USB stick
01:00 <TheRon> men don't change, once a cunt always a cunt
01:00 <nevs> haha jesus
01:00 <nevs> hahaaa bye felicia
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol true that ron
02:00 <nevs> chicks arent big on calling vadges cunts
02:00 <nevs> either am i for that point
02:00 <TheRiddler> A paedophile is given care of a baby girl
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
02:00 <nevs> TheRiddler if you had of just done what i suggested youd be done by now
03:00 <TheRiddler> Suggest what
03:00 <TheRiddler> The activator?
03:00 <nevs> download iso, create bootable usb stick, install and activate
03:00 <nevs> yea
03:00 <nevs> you have to boot to the usb from dos
03:00 <TheRiddler> I downloaded the media creator
04:00 <nevs> yea i dont know what that is
04:00 <nevs> i use Universal USB Installer
04:00 <nevs> its never failed me, creating bootable usbs for either unix or windows
05:00 <TheRiddler> Ok
05:00 <nevs> http://www.pendrivelinux.com/universal-usb-installer-easy-as-1-2-3/
05:00 <nevs> once youd created the bootable usb make sure you boot to it
06:00 <nevs> then its straightforward
06:00 <TheRiddler> Alot of pedos on the new tonight it seems
06:00 <TheRiddler> +s
06:00 <nevs> yea, im 100% for the death penalty when it comes to pedos and people who harm children
06:00 <TheRon> that ballarat pedo preiest died
07:00 <TheRon> happy days
07:00 <TheRon> just waiting on the other pedo now
07:00 <TheRon> PELL!!!
08:00 <TheRiddler> I did a wipe before installing win10
08:00 <nevs> good good
09:00 <TheRiddler> Brb
10:00 <couleurs> I Encourage Wiping Too. Keep Things Sanitary ;)
10:00 <TheRon> indeed
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on ay?
11:00 <nevs> thinking about going to get some new ink
11:00 <nevs> on the weekend
11:00 <faux> pix
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what of man
12:00 <faux> wait tatoos or for ur printer 
12:00 <nevs> faux: just some prayer hands on my right arm and the number 42 on my left
12:00 <nevs> tattoos
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <faux> i was kidding 
12:00 <nevs> haha
12:00 <faux> whats 42
12:00 <nevs> im doing too much at once and missed that
12:00 <nevs> just some geeky shit 
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u know what tats usually say ur mind fuck
13:00 <faux> number of dudes youve boned
13:00 <faux> dont even lie
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> tatts on your hands or on ya neck
13:00 <nevs> yep
13:00 <faux> haha
13:00 <nevs> number or men ive had in my mouth
13:00 <faux> hot
13:00 <faux> what tats do you have now?
13:00 <faux> or too many to name
13:00 <nevs> ahh yea ive got a few
13:00 <nevs> i think these will be 14 and 15
14:00 <faux> do u have piccie
14:00 <faux> s
14:00 <nevs> you got any?
14:00 <faux> nup
14:00 <nevs> its addictive
14:00 <faux> no tats or piercings cept for my ears lol
14:00 <mrwuf> pics
14:00 <faux> id get little ones if anything
14:00 <nevs> got this about 2 weeks ago
15:00 <nevs> https://igcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t51.2885-15/e35/12822496_199355227102907_1854918688_n.jpg
15:00 <faux> im too indecisive to pick something major and id prob get bored of it in 4 mins
15:00 <nevs> yea my left arm is just mostly dumb shit ha i dont take it too seriously
15:00 <faux> are you goin to bash me if i ask who that is
15:00 <nevs> lol
15:00 <nevs> no
15:00 <nevs> its big pun
15:00 <faux> oh ok
16:00 <faux> still no idda
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <nevs> haha all good
16:00 <nevs> he was a rapper
16:00 <mrwuf> if you got a tattoo you could go for tails from sonic, the fox, its geeky and cool http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/3/39063/1175350-tails.jpg
17:00 <nevs> i want to get captain caveman
17:00 <nevs> but maybe next month
17:00 <TheRon> i watched chappelle's show last night, tyrone biggums anti drug talk in school
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> get a tatt of ur mum
17:00 <mrwuf> who's that guy nevs
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> on your thigh
17:00 <nevs> i have a mum tat already george
17:00 <nevs> hga
17:00 <nevs> no lie
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> kool
17:00 <faux> show us your mom
18:00 <TheRon> the black white supremacist 
18:00 <nevs> this ones on my leg
18:00 <nevs> its not finnished
18:00 <nevs> https://igcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t51.2885-15/e15/11085127_391435247647938_1038058386_n.jpg
18:00 <faux> thats cool
18:00 <faux> i wanna colour it w textas
19:00 <nevs> https://igcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e15/10919336_1558483794399109_1841460876_n.jpg
19:00 <nevs> its cheesey but shed been asking me for years to get one and i told her i never would because its dumb
19:00 <faux> oh i thought it was her face lolll
19:00 <nevs> suprised her with it and she cried ha
19:00 <nevs> haha no
19:00 <faux> cute
20:00 <nevs> anyone else got any?
21:00 <mrwuf> I have some gothic text on my back and some tribal
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ideally u want a family portraits with at least 4 generation
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <Maurice> I have 6
21:00 <nevs> right on
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> baby, daughter, mum and dad, grandma and pops
21:00 <Maurice> Going to the tatt shop tomorrow to hopefully book another
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> for the best tatts
21:00 <nevs> pics Maurice?
22:00 <nevs> i really want to get something on the side of my neck
22:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dunno why ppl get asian tats
22:00 <nevs> georgeandwell-alpha it was just a fad
22:00 <Maurice> I've got one on each wrist, ankle, bottom of my neck, the typical trampstamp and one at the bottom of my back on the side
22:00 <nevs> same as spiderweb elbows and shit
22:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cos if u go to asia these are gang tatts
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its like tattooung comanchero on ur arm
23:00 <nevs> faux https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/42_(number)#Hitchhiker.27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy
24:00 <faux> are you finally getting my name Maurice 
24:00 <nevs> george just having asian characters tattood on you doesnt mean its a gang thing
24:00 <mrwuf> spiderwebs mean jail time
24:00 <Maurice> Yes faux, on my vag
24:00 <couleurs> dare tiggier 2 get windows 7 cd key tattooed on his forehead
24:00 <Maurice> I want this https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/61/11/14/611114a42dc37dd5a85d564196d115c7.jpg
25:00 <faux> my names pretty long 
25:00 <nevs> this is another i have
25:00 <nevs> https://igcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/t51.2885-15/e35/11909189_888243081242698_452295555_n.jpg
25:00 <nevs> for my favourite mc that passed last year
25:00 <Maurice> This is my dream one http://media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com/192x/8b/d0/bf/8bd0bf969ea287622a00e958bd949956.jpg
25:00 <nevs> nice
26:00 <Maurice> faux, I was gonna get faux, not your actual name
26:00 <faux> how bigs ya vag
26:00 <faux> lol cool nevs
26:00 <faux> i like how it says number in brackets like oh ok i was confused i thought it was a shoelace
26:00 <nevs> haha
26:00 <TheRon> are we taling wings?
26:00 <faux> oh
26:00 <TheRon> talking
26:00 <Maurice> Also, new mod fam
27:00 <nevs> the 42 is gonna be done in this style
27:00 <nevs> https://igcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/t51.2885-15/e35/1391133_187593574959846_780634627_n.jpg
27:00 <faux> havent seen it yet
28:00 <faux> gonna watch new criminal minds in a sec
28:00 <mrwuf> http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/cute-fox-cartoon-illustration-61377923.jpg
28:00 <Maurice> I only just downloaded it
29:00 <nevs> i dig sugar skulls ill probably get one somewhere soon
30:00 <nevs> my girl did an awesome painting of one that i might use
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i like to wheels on all my heavy furniture 
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if it doesnt come with wheels i install them from bunnings
31:00 <nevs> everything seems to have wheels on it from ikea these days
31:00 <nevs> i want to get a bunch of early settler furniture but theyre expensive af
32:00 <TheRiddler> There's a thing called potato waffles
32:00 <TheRon> you'd think so
32:00 <TheRiddler> My brother bought some
32:00 <mrwuf> hashbrowns?
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <TheRiddler> They're just potato shaped into waffles
33:00 <faux> ye
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they are called chips no?
35:00 <Skirmish> I want waffles and ice cream now. 
36:00 <Kynetic> sometimes when robot is out jogging i like to wait in a tree on his usual path and throw water balloons filled with acid at him
36:00 <Kynetic> he thinks its hilarious
37:00 <Skirmish> Whoa! 
37:00 <Kynetic> when i finally hit him he's gonna be tripping balls man
37:00 <nevs> well damn
37:00 <robot> yeh
37:00 <robot> tickles
37:00 <Skirmish> When I finally hit him lol
38:00 <Kynetic> yeah do you know how hard it is to hit someone with a waterballoon when youre high on lsd ?
38:00 <robot> also i'm a robot so i cruise around at a mean velocity of 421,000km/s
39:00 <Kynetic> he usually turns into an iguana crossed with a mountain goat and runs away laughing while turning various shades of the colour spectrum
39:00 <Kynetic> its actually quite unsettling
41:00 <robot> lol
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so hows it garn
43:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/13015232_1077405685665370_7981678246364866016_n.jpg?oh=85297d61f393120ff71d4e58bbc11302&oe=57AD0ECF&__gda__=1468265375_7f00c09f2c7eda4c81518f4e14cff166
44:00 <nevs> haha
44:00 <nevs> sounds like theyre pretty fucked hey
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hows it garn ya dumb carnts
48:00 <partay> yep
48:00 <partay> fucked
49:00 <nevs> sounds like they were pretty involved in it
49:00 <nevs> rather than just reporting on it
49:00 <robot> i wish i knew dnx was supported on rhel before i provisioned a vps for it
49:00 <robot> wasnt*
51:00 <nevs> what do you use rhel for?
51:00 <robot> proprietary software
51:00 <nevs> ahh
52:00 <robot> plus fedora is my laptop os of choice
52:00 <nevs> gotcha
54:00 <nevs> i stick with ubuntu
54:00 <partay> nevs they were 100% involved
54:00 <nevs> and xubuntu for old boxes
54:00 <nevs> partay yea shit hey
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hows it garn ay?
55:00 <partay> now they can eat a big pile of tabuoli
56:00 <partay> georgeandwell-zero look spastic stop being a total retard
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> garn mate?
57:00 <nevs> fucken won $27.50 on powerball
57:00 <nevs> spent $22
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e fags fifo workers
57:00 <nevs> 10mill would have been better
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> in the mines fark
59:00 <partay> the packet of pretzels is on nevs 
59:00 <nevs> fuck yea gonna have a pretzel party
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> 2 late to get a job in wa mate
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> place is shit now
00:00 <Clarkson> that was goodish.. up until it was complete shit
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hows gina Rinehart doin
00:00 <nevs> george who are you actually talking to
00:00 <partay> shes still a billionaire
01:00 <GoldSpade> and she gives no money to charity
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just in character m8
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> as a fifo worker
01:00 <partay> nevs georgie is the channel shot stop
01:00 <partay> short*
01:00 <nevs> no doubt
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> arent u suppose to be in brisbane partgay
01:00 <partay> he's a little simple
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the channel u now fucked up?
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> that no one talks in anymore
01:00 <partay> or a lot simple
02:00 <nevs> there really should be some sort of test before itll let you connect to austnet
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i rest my case
02:00 <nevs> or breathaliser
02:00 <partay> or a penis bigger than 3.8 inches
02:00 <Clarkson> you haven't had sex
02:00 <nevs> ha
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> see brisbane was an ok chanmel till partgay and his lack of people skillz
02:00 <partay> sorry georgie for revealing that
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> now no one talks and he comes here lol
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what a faggot haha
03:00 <nevs> he makes entirely more sense than you do george
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hes gonna fuck up this channel bruh
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> due to his people skills
04:00 <nevs> mate youre the one that comes across as autistic
04:00 <Skirmish> nevs: If you tested for drugs, alcohol or intelligence before allowing a connection to austnet there would be no more than 13 people left able to log in. 
04:00 <nevs> haha
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nevs m8 u know ifbthere any work in wa 
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> for a fifo worker
05:00 <nevs> georgeandwell-alpha theres a storeroom in every state that needs sweeping buddy
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> gotta be six figures mate
05:00 <nevs> good luck with that
05:00 <partay> Georgie even sweeping a storeroom is above your paygrade
06:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that horse has bolted. You're not getting 6 figures in the mining industry anymore unless you bring skills to the table. 
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if i go work in wa mate its gotta be six figures
06:00 <nevs> i love it when people arent willing to comprimise what they earn to get a job
06:00 <partay> Georgie you would get the shit beaten out of you one day 1 
06:00 <nevs> so they stay unemployed and complain theres no jobs for them
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i hear wa is going back to being wa
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ie nothing much
07:00 <nevs> doomed
07:00 <Skirmish> georgeandwell-alpha likes to talk from his back hole. 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
08:00 <robot> yes?
09:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> anyway gotta take a shower
09:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i back talk l8r
09:00 <Skirmish> Whalecum back Kate. 
09:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> for this fifo worker
09:00 <nevs> youre not a fifo worker if you dont have a job
09:00 <nevs> your a fo worker
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
10:00 <Skirmish> You will never get a fifo job in WA georgeandwell-alpha. Give up and accept your life for what it is. Empty. 
11:00 <Serenity> the fifo jobs are drying up anyway
12:00 <Serenity> good luck
12:00 <nevs> for sure
12:00 <robot> lol, savage Skirmish.  i like it
15:00 <Skirmish> K is out with her friends tonight and they joined in a trivia comp. She kept sms'ing ethan asking for the answers and he was giving them to her and they won lol 
16:00 <Serenity> rofl cheats
16:00 <faux> Lol
17:00 <Skirmish> I messaged him and told him that he helped K and her friends win a trivia comp and he says 'I thought she was just asking me random questions like you do'. 
17:00 <faux> Lol
17:00 <Skirmish> On day shift if I get quiet I create quizes and email them to him. 
19:00 <couleurs> nerd alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:00 <Skirmish> It's a fun way to make him smarter. 
20:00 <couleurs> :p
27:00 <couleurs> get him on irc if you want to make him dumber!!!!!!!
28:00 <Skirmish> He and his mates talk irl or via skype/Playstation. They don't even have facebook. 
29:00 <couleurs> HaRDcORe
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so whats garn on any fifo workers ere?
33:00 <nevs> haha
33:00 <robot> sometimes i fly to china to work in the nike factories
33:00 <robot> make some good coin
33:00 <partay> georgie thanks for confirming your retardation
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e one got experience in wa mines
34:00 <nevs> psure this guy is just trolling
37:00 <couleurs> agreed.
37:00 <Skirmish> georgeandwell-alpha is beehhh's twin. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Both just type utter nonsense. 
38:00 <partay> gibberish
40:00 <nevski> eep whats restriction mode?
41:00 <Skirmish> Dunno what you mean. What restriction mode?
41:00 <nevs> [21:40] -ChanOP- #melbourne is currently in operator restriction mode
41:00 <nevs> [21:40] -ChanOP- You do not have operator access to this channel
42:00 <Skirmish> meh ignore that. Happens to me when I log in occasionally too. 
42:00 <nevs> ahh
42:00 <Skirmish> It's just austnet acknowledging that you would make a fantastic op. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Hence why I also get it. 
43:00 <Skirmish> Here is mentalson! How you going buddy?! 
43:00 <nevs> i used to!
43:00 <Skirmish> What are the hot bets for the weekend mentalson? Going to get a few hookers as well? 
43:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish i am not your buddy. Considered Lifeline?
44:00 <Skirmish> It was sarcasm mate. I don't associate with smackies that have a hooker fetish. 
44:00 <THE^DONALD> u seem upset mate 
44:00 <THE^DONALD> can i help?
44:00 <nevs> haha
44:00 <nevs> shots
44:00 <Skirmish> You are terrible at picking someones mood. 
44:00 <THE^DONALD> shit what happenened to U??????????
44:00 <Clarkson> beehhh: Get over it we're never letting your scum ass back for this country lol
45:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish = lozer
45:00 <Skirmish> LOZER
45:00 <THE^DONALD> 1,1PARAMATTA TRY
45:00 <THE^DONALD> 1,1LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
45:00 <nevs> you two should fight
45:00 <Skirmish> Wouldn't be much of a fight. 
46:00 <THE^DONALD> lol hes furious
46:00 <faux> would be like watching someone trying to lick their own elbow
46:00 <nevs> haha
46:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish being furious is against Austnet' policies
46:00 <Skirmish> THE^DONALD is austnet famous nevs when a girl that convinced him to jerk off on cam on his parents lounge then took a screen cap and pasted it. 
46:00 <THE^DONALD> read the rules, please
46:00 <THE^DONALD> the Austnet rules
46:00 <partay> lol
47:00 <THE^DONALD> can u please re-read them to refresh your understanding?
47:00 <nevs> hahaha!
47:00 <nevs> id probably have to go buy a rope if that happened to me just saying
47:00 <nevs> i mean, unless it was a really flattering pic
47:00 <partay> was that pieter that did that
48:00 <Skirmish> It wasn't flattering at all. 
48:00 <Skirmish> partay: Pieter did something gross involving his feet. 
48:00 <nevs> was it lit poorly?
48:00 <Skirmish> What Austnet policies am I furious at Mentalson? 
49:00 <Skirmish> nevs: It was well lit. Shirt off and pulling the 'about to spray the lounge' face. 
49:00 <partay> ewww
49:00 <nevs> ha fark
49:00 <Skirmish> Hilarious pic though that he is so into it and meanwhile the girl is laughing her ass off and pasting the screen dump to channels. 
50:00 <faux> skirmish did u watch new blacklist 
50:00 <Skirmish> faux: Not yet I have to catch up with that. 
50:00 <nevs> i bailed on that only a few eps in faux, is it worth watching?
50:00 <partay> nevs yes
50:00 <faux> yes its awesome 
50:00 <partay> blacklist is good 
50:00 <Skirmish> The Blacklist is very good. James Spader is awesome as always. 
50:00 <nevs> whatshisname didnt seem very believable as a bad guy
50:00 <nevs> but i hear its good
50:00 <faux> what
50:00 <faux> hes perfect 
51:00 <Skirmish> He is an awesome bad guy. Smug superiority and all. 
51:00 <faux> also agent ressler was in mean girls 
51:00 <faux> so win
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <nevs> orright ill check it
51:00 <faux> woo
59:00 <partay> faux its not cool we like the same shows
59:00 <faux> ok
59:00 <partay> stop watching them
59:00 <partay> kthx
59:00 <faux> smd
59:00 <partay> no usmd
59:00 <partay> u no u want2
00:00 <faux> ew
00:00 <partay> puhlease 
01:00 <partay> faux youd crawl over broken glass just to touch the tip
01:00 <faux> keep telling yourself that 
02:00 <nevs> haha
02:00 <nevs> fuck that wank pic comment really shut that guy down 
02:00 <nevs> he was firey before you hit him with that
04:00 <Skirmish> :) 
04:00 <Skirmish> Mentalson's got nothing. 
05:00 <Skirmish> Anyway I am going to eat an apple. ENVY ME! 
05:00 <nevs> i just had some tripple brie cheese 
05:00 <nevs> now i need a nao
05:00 <nevs> nap
05:00 <faux> mmm me fave
06:00 <robot> oh i still ahve some in the fridge
06:00 <robot> cbf
06:00 <nevs> fuck yea
06:00 <Serenity> i want cheese and dip and crackers n krakowurst and wine
06:00 <Serenity> omg
06:00 <nevs> yass
07:00 <couleurs> me 2
10:00 <THE^DONALD> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Skirmish' ragequit
11:00 <robot> how's plans for the wall coming along donald?
13:00 <nevs> the wall just got 4 inches higher
13:00 <TheRiddler> Just had a fap
13:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
13:00 <couleurs> :p
13:00 <TheRiddler> Also watched that hot girls wanted doco on netflix
14:00 <couleurs> ;)
14:00 <nevs> any good?
15:00 <TheRiddler> Nope
15:00 <TheRiddler> Other than it shows that pro amateur porn is just as bad as cheesy porn
16:00 <TheRiddler> +70s
18:00 <nevs> fair enough
18:00 <TheRiddler> Also that the girls get told 1 thing and end up doing another that they probably wouldn't of agreed to in the first place
18:00 <couleurs> what about teh fap
18:00 <TheRiddler> Lol that was to something completely different lol
19:00 <nevs> yea casting porn always looks suss
22:00 <TheRiddler> I generally watch stuff that is just the girl
23:00 <TheRiddler> Like ifeelmyself
23:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
25:00 <couleurs> me 2
25:00 <nevs> yep
35:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
39:00 <THE^DONALD> couleurs can i just rape u in the asshole already
39:00 <Clarkson> i didn't even know what that shit was
39:00 <THE^DONALD> ur a girl right
39:00 <couleurs> ;)
40:00 <THE^DONALD> i need to get a quarter pounder
40:00 <nevs> you need to set fire to your webcam first
41:00 <THE^DONALD> ok
41:00 <THE^DONALD> well i like to masturbate with razor blades but only sometimes
42:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i will cock slap you in a minute, please behave
42:00 <THE^DONALD> in in a professionally insane condition and im makin all the right moves
42:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-14/manning-rorts-and-blowouts-the-folly-of-public-subsidies/7325462
43:00 <philosopher{[x]}> this what you the right moves?
43:00 <THE^DONALD> i have the confidence and the ability to overcome adversity
43:00 <THE^DONALD> i will destroy all of you, physically, by force
44:00 <nevs> lol
48:00 <couleurs> Nice.
48:00 <THE^DONALD> yuk
48:00 <philosopher{[x]}> batman vs superman
48:00 <THE^DONALD> philosopher{[x]} u want anythig
48:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://i.imgur.com/hOvBB7x.jpg
48:00 <philosopher{[x]}> yes yes yes ahhhh
49:00 <faux> spastic hour has commenced
49:00 <THE^DONALD> i dont want a meal
49:00 <THE^DONALD> i dont want 12 nuggets this time
49:00 <philosopher{[x]}> boiled 12 eggs and drink with 10lts of milk
50:00 <philosopher{[x]}> nuggets are full of flour hardly any meats inside
51:00 <philosopher{[x]}> how lucky them chinese workers will get 10years visa to australia regardless
52:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://www.nst.com.my/news/2016/04/139178/australia-grant-10-year-visas-chinese
59:00 <THE^DONALD> 8,4BACON AND CHICKEN DELUXE
00:00 <philosopher{[x]}> rowville
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