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00:02:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/VnBW9fP.gifv
02:26:00 <beehhh> whats love got to do...got to do with this
02:27:00 <Trevor> nothing
02:27:00 <Trevor> show me ur duck lips plz
02:27:00 <beehhh> you the antenna man?
02:27:00 <beehhh> eyebourgh
02:27:00 <Trevor> sure i have a pole that sticks up high
02:27:00 <Trevor> u like?
02:28:00 <beehhh> you do my laundry first
02:28:00 <Trevor> gtfo thats womens work
02:28:00 <beehhh> no thanks the coin machines are just fine
02:29:00 <beehhh> woman do bludging at work
02:36:00 <Trevor> na bro you got it all wrong
02:36:00 <Trevor> if a company wants to save on their salaries...
02:36:00 <Trevor> they just need to hire women
02:37:00 <Trevor> women are paid less you see
02:42:00 <beehhh> Trevor i been unemployed for two decades now
02:42:00 <beehhh> dead buried n cremented
02:48:00 <Trevor> oh? i thought you were working in bangladesh?
02:55:00 <BlackDevil> The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57.
02:55:00 <BlackDevil> Prince's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning.
02:55:00 <BlackDevil> Multiple sources connected to the singer confirmed he had passed.
02:56:00 <British^Meat> lol
02:57:00 <British^Meat> u fkn idiot
02:57:00 <BlackDevil> hes dead mate
02:59:00 <Trevor> don't be so disappointed
03:01:00 <beehhh> http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/21/prince-medical-emergency-paisley-park/
03:03:00 <BlackDevil> TMZ is busy
03:03:00 <BlackDevil> a lot of traffic
03:05:00 <Trevor> do they have an authorized traffic controller?
03:05:00 <BlackDevil> just there server's working a lot
03:09:00 <Trevor> curses!
03:13:00 <BlackDevil> Its official
03:13:00 <BlackDevil> he has passed away
03:40:00 <beehhh> ;p
03:51:00 <dematerialised> a super wizard class hacker?
03:52:00 <beehhh> i hacked my own room key out of the door once
07:14:00 <embri0n> live now http://bongcast.com/
07:14:00 <embri0n> http://bongcast.com:8000/radio.ogg
10:31:00 <gs69azza> my glute is filled with oil and it hurts
11:02:00 <faux> pix
11:09:00 <gs69azza> soon
12:40:00 <nevs> hi all
12:41:00 <faux> hi
12:41:00 <faux> nanannannana nevman
12:41:00 <faux> nevmaannnnn
12:41:00 <nevs> haha
12:41:00 <nevs> I like kt
12:41:00 <faux> lol
12:41:00 <nevs> er. it. stupid phone.
12:42:00 <nevs> how are ya?
12:42:00 <faux> when me little cuz xavvy was a baby i wohld sing
12:42:00 <faux> NANANA XAVMAN
12:42:00 <faux> and he wohld dance around
12:42:00 <nevs> haha nice
12:42:00 <faux> im goood ty how are you?
12:42:00 <nevs> good good chaos at work at the moment
12:42:00 <faux> eep
12:42:00 <faux> busy?
12:42:00 <faux> or drama
12:42:00 <nevs> nah Megan Gale is here and all the single dudes are going stupid
12:43:00 <faux> LOL
12:43:00 <nevs> she's not in a bikini so I cbf meeting her ha
12:43:00 <faux> lolll i dont reallt find her overly attractive
12:43:00 <nevs> either
12:44:00 <nevs> she's wearing what looks to be some sort of pants suit lol
12:44:00 <faux> oh
12:44:00 <faux> ok ellen
12:44:00 <faux> lol
12:44:00 <nevs> hahaha
12:45:00 <faux> ok i must depart
12:45:00 <faux> ill bbs
12:45:00 <faux> enjoyyytt
12:45:00 <nevs> orright have a good day catch ya later
12:59:00 <partay> who wants the privledge of making me lunch ?
13:02:00 <partay> don't all answer at once
13:08:00 <Serenity> yeah nah
13:09:00 <partay> i suspected as much... red rooster here I come
13:16:00 <faux> who wants the privledge of teaching partay how to spell privilege
13:19:00 <partay> faux while you're not busy doing anything constructive you can smd
13:20:00 <partay> after Serenity's eaten
13:25:00 <Floss> So turns out I broke my arse
13:26:00 <Floss> I am never eating these frozen peas
13:47:00 <TheRiddler> lol hi Floss
13:48:00 <TheRiddler> crap
13:48:00 <TheRiddler> I left mirc running
13:48:00 <TheRiddler> I just woke up
13:50:00 <TheRiddler> booo
13:50:00 <TheRiddler> ignore
13:50:00 <Floss> Lol what
13:50:00 <partay> look what jst oozed from the crack in the pavement
13:50:00 <Floss> Aww that's not nice
13:52:00 <beehhh> https://youtu.be/EWLReudJUOs
13:52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sting & The Police - Fields of gold (lyrics) HQ Views: 65,609 Uploader: Igor Crema Uploaded: Jan 8, 2015 Duration: 3m49s Rating: 4.87
13:53:00 <Floss> I forgot how how Chris Pontius is
13:53:00 <Floss> Hot*
13:53:00 <beehhh> before i got to stay
13:54:00 <partay> Floss who?
13:54:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/apvzPW8_700b.jpg
13:55:00 <Floss> Party boy from jackass
13:55:00 <partay> ahhh
13:55:00 <partay> yep
13:55:00 <Floss> And lifeguard bunny
13:55:00 <Floss> I'd climb him like a tree
13:55:00 <beehhh> it came from there last nite on abc melbourne
13:57:00 <partay> Floss do u have kids?
13:57:00 <Floss> No
13:58:00 <partay> planning to?
13:58:00 <partay> someday
13:58:00 <beehhh> do u have babies in you sack?
13:59:00 <Floss> Nopenopenopenope
13:59:00 <partay> good idea
13:59:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12990978_1078710625595159_4024981946182880023_n.png?oh=2412baa751166c4f24ec219dc7d1005c&oe=57A964E9
13:59:00 <beehhh> wud the mothers treat you the same if you were a rape-child?
13:59:00 <Floss> Seen it
13:59:00 <Floss> I'm on r/childfree a lot
14:00:00 <Floss> And childfree fb page
14:00:00 <beehhh> dont take anger on babies
14:00:00 <Floss> I don't mind kids I just don't want to be a parent
14:01:00 <beehhh> i need a carer
14:01:00 <Floss> You need a lot of things darl
14:01:00 <TheRiddler> it's 420 day in the US
14:01:00 <Floss> Doc I need weed for my broken arse
14:02:00 <beehhh> i smoked heaps last nite
14:02:00 <beehhh> weed is cheaper in asia
14:04:00 <beehhh> when i arrived there the total bangladeshis were less than 500 people now its almost 400,000 plus
14:05:00 <beehhh> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/04/21/05/22/homicide-investigation-launched-after-injured-man-found-on-melbourne-street-dies
14:05:00 <beehhh> we walking in the feilds of gold
14:08:00 <TheRiddler> when I grow up I want to be a big racist idiot
14:10:00 <beehhh> that you already are bloke
14:13:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-21/two-men-arrested-over-cayleb-hough-death/7344998
14:56:00 <Student> Hi Every Buddy
15:19:00 <BlackDevil> Former Pro Wrestler Joanie 'Chyna' Laurer Dead At 45
15:20:00 <Student> ummm
15:20:00 <Student> too young
15:20:00 <Student> steroids
15:21:00 <Student> any way
15:21:00 <Student> thanks for the info Black thing :P
15:33:00 <Student> preperations underway for olympic tourch
15:33:00 <Student> nice ladies
15:33:00 <Student> *torch
15:35:00 <Student> http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/other-sports/79163625/olympics-torch-back-up-flame-for-rio-lit-in-ancient-greek-ceremony-at-olympia
15:50:00 <BlackDevil> looks like she OD'd Student
15:52:00 <Student> yes, i thinked so too
15:52:00 <Student> but what a waste
16:06:00 <TheRiddler> ohh
16:06:00 <TheRiddler> chyna :(
16:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
16:10:00 <Student> kk
16:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
16:10:00 <Student> fine
16:10:00 <Student> you?
16:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> um yeah, just chillin'
16:19:00 <beehhh> who got pregnant?
16:37:00 <TheRiddler> I see that adblock+ causes issues with youtube
16:40:00 <beehhh> hacker will always find a way to get-by
17:00:00 <beehhh> im a hammerhead shark
17:03:00 <Student> :)
17:25:00 <Matthew> rockinggg 4 myselffff
17:25:00 <under> hey dudes
17:25:00 <under> assup
17:41:00 <Student> hi under
17:45:00 <Matthew> good evening to the delicious Doodle
17:46:00 <Floss> I fell asleep
17:47:00 <NightDemon> Terrible
17:47:00 <Floss> My arse feels a bit better now
17:48:00 <under> lol
17:48:00 <Student> bad arse
17:50:00 <under> Student: how you doing
17:53:00 <Student> i am doing fine, thanks
17:53:00 <Student> how about you under?
18:02:00 <TheRiddler> cheezels
18:08:00 <under> Student: i'm gr8
18:27:00 <robot> hello
18:33:00 <zaim> good
18:34:00 <Matthew> China
18:52:00 <robot> hiiii
18:52:00 <robot> how are you Matthew
18:53:00 <Matthew> i am just divine, you?
18:53:00 <robot> not bad.
18:53:00 <Matthew> superb
19:12:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed yet?
19:17:00 <Matthew> no but i am watching wheel of fortune
19:18:00 <MrMark> oh gawd no
19:18:00 <couleurs> Hommer J Sampsion
19:18:00 <couleurs> say hallo 2 ur mom 4 me
19:19:00 <Matthew> i love wheel of fortune tbh
19:19:00 <robot> ok biff tannen
19:19:00 <couleurs> --- roy mcmaneus
19:19:00 <couleurs> I Hate Manure!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:19:00 <kelly19> hehe
19:19:00 <robot> are you talking about rove? is his name roy?
19:19:00 <couleurs> Yes.
19:19:00 <couleurs> TheRoy
19:20:00 <robot> lollllllll
19:20:00 <TheRon> yes!
19:20:00 <TheRon> fucking liverpool
19:20:00 <faux> u may remember him from such segments as WHaT THr
19:20:00 <faux> e
19:20:00 <MrMark> Wendy Matthews........Token Angels
19:20:00 <couleurs> :))))))
19:20:00 <TheRon> 1927 - that's when i think of you
19:20:00 <couleurs> Tron McClewre
19:20:00 <robot> so i've been walking around the house with the large glass doors and blinds open, lights on
19:20:00 <robot> just realised me peen is stickin outta me boxers a bit
19:21:00 <MrMark> ya peen is escaping
19:21:00 <robot> me peen
19:21:00 <robot> lol colours
19:21:00 <TheRon> mouse out of the house
19:21:00 <robot> bbs tf2 now, u guise latr
19:21:00 <couleurs> yep beautifuel stars 2 nite
19:21:00 <TheRon> liverpool 4 everton 0
19:22:00 <TheRon> fuck it
19:22:00 <couleurs> yeap their good now......
19:22:00 <TheRon> yep they beat a good side
19:22:00 <couleurs> cos they got klopp
19:22:00 <TheRon> it's all about the klopp
19:23:00 <couleurs> when he gets his own players they will be even better
19:23:00 <couleurs> get rid of the idiets
19:24:00 <beehhh> http://www.smh.com.au/world/us-court-forces-pimp-vampire-to-pay-australian-victim-more-than-500000-20160401-gnwnej.html
19:26:00 <couleurs> they're releaseing another god damned bourne movie with matt damon kill me
19:28:00 <beehhh> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Yt3M33fzOLA/Ryh220QYbcI/AAAAAAAADLQ/mtAoh-OBt24/s400/tildaswinton01.jpg
19:28:00 <TheRiddler> faux
19:28:00 <TheRiddler> did you see what I pasted in cunts?
19:29:00 <TheRiddler> those bourne movies were a bore
19:29:00 <beehhh> i made some sense
19:29:00 <beehhh> the guy with an antenna is connected with nature
19:30:00 <TheRiddler> actually the 1 with hawkeye wasn't so much
19:30:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it's just matt damon that's the bore
19:30:00 <beehhh> women dont enjoy a softcock
19:31:00 <faux> yes
19:31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:31:00 <TheRiddler> what a cheeky nephew
19:33:00 <TheRon> MrMark: angry anderson - suddenly
19:33:00 <MrMark> oooer
19:33:00 <MrMark> Dire Straights............Money for nothing
19:34:00 <MrMark> i want my MTV!
19:34:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
19:35:00 <beehhh> How Mossack Fonseca worked with Australian clients linked to tax investigations
19:36:00 <TheRon> too young to know too old to listen
19:38:00 <MrMark> Baby Animals!!!
19:38:00 <TheRon> yes!
19:38:00 <MrMark> Baby Animals!!!!!!!
19:39:00 <MrMark> awesome song
19:39:00 <MrMark> long weekend cummin up woot!!
19:39:00 <TheRon> reach out and touch somebody's boobs
19:39:00 <Clarkson> I've always disliked her, when I was a teen she said I looked like a slut
19:39:00 <MrMark> Noiseworks
19:42:00 <beehhh> i wont let it go no not this time around
19:43:00 <Matthew> poo
19:43:00 <MrMark> bum
19:44:00 <MrMark> poo bum
19:44:00 <Matthew> Bethany
19:45:00 <TheRon> the day you went away
19:45:00 <beehhh> lucky man gets what he wants
19:46:00 <beehhh> im planning to visit bhutan for a short holiday
19:47:00 <TheRon> booty in bhutan
19:48:00 <MrMark> the day you went away...that song brings back tears
19:49:00 <MrMark> 1992
19:49:00 <TheRon> very teary
19:49:00 <faux> fgts
19:50:00 <Floss> Hungry jacks
19:51:00 <MrMark> Chicken Royale
19:51:00 <TheRon> royale with cheese in france not quarter pounder with cheese
19:52:00 <TheRon> i learnt that off pulp fiction
19:52:00 <Floss> Whopper with cheese
19:52:00 <MrMark> walk the earth
19:52:00 <Floss> Don't want the chips though
19:52:00 <TheRon> i need a soul revival
19:52:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5G_NRd3qDg
19:52:00 <MrMark> me and mr 9mm here
19:52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Method Man - I Get So High Ft. Redman & Toni Braxton Views: 105,753 Uploader: Thug Angel babii Uploaded: Jun 21, 2012 Duration: 4m13s Rating: 4.81
19:53:00 <MrMark> one of the greatest 90s movies
19:54:00 <TheRon> MrMark: the weight
19:55:00 <MrMark> oooer
19:55:00 <MrMark> noice
19:55:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Uma Thurman
19:59:00 <TheRon> james reyne
20:00:00 <MrMark> i would do Uma till she couldnt walk
20:00:00 <TheRon> demi moore back in the day?
20:00:00 <MrMark> woot!!!
20:00:00 <MrMark> Ghost!!
20:01:00 <TheRon> that clay secene wasn't suggestive at all
20:01:00 <MrMark> nah
20:01:00 <MrMark> course not
20:02:00 <MrMark> watchin Pulp Fiction!
20:02:00 <TheRon> nice
20:03:00 <MrMark> legendary Quentin!!!
20:03:00 <TheRon> tim roth almost won a bafta for that role
20:03:00 <TheRon> but he wasn't being brittish enough
20:03:00 <MrMark> ehehehehe
20:04:00 <TheRon> kate cebrano - bedroom eyes
20:04:00 <TheRon> gets the juices flowing
20:05:00 <Serenity> does it though
20:05:00 <TheRon> how can it not?
20:05:00 <MrMark> Kates big tits!!!
20:05:00 <TheRon> that works for me
20:06:00 <nevs> haha
20:06:00 <nevs> hi all
20:06:00 <Serenity> probably because its kate cebrano
20:06:00 <MrMark> tits!!
20:06:00 <MrMark> Kate has awesome mangoes
20:06:00 <TheRon> yes tits
20:06:00 <Clarkson> Joel is a cunt if you're not part of his crew
20:07:00 <MrMark> and Bedroom Eyes is an awesome song!!
20:07:00 <TheRon> i was i was one of her young boys
20:07:00 <TheRon> wish
20:08:00 <MrMark> no where does Bruce Willis show up in this movie i cant remember
20:08:00 <TheRon> second to last story i thing
20:08:00 <TheRon> think
20:09:00 <MrMark> John Travolta fucken legend!!
20:09:00 <TheRon> is bruce in the shop waiting for the gimp?
20:09:00 <MrMark> cant remember
20:10:00 <couleurs> I'm a Legend!!!!!
20:10:00 <MrMark> a big macs a big mac but they call it le big mac!!!
20:10:00 <TheRon> thats right
20:10:00 <MrMark> ehehehehe
20:11:00 <MrMark> i havent seen this movie in ages!!
20:11:00 <MrMark> its legendary!!!
20:15:00 <robot> it is too late mother, for i have seen everything
20:16:00 <robot> you know what i hate
20:16:00 <robot> people on youtube
20:17:00 <robot> they're just so fucking HAPPY
20:17:00 <Clarkson> with a big pink arse instead of a pink pussy
20:18:00 <TheRon> how to make gravy
20:18:00 <robot> this isnt google TheRon
20:18:00 <TheRon> yes!
20:19:00 <TheRon> a dollop of tomato for that extra tang?
20:19:00 <TheRon> sauce
20:26:00 <faux> :/
20:26:00 <faux> y u throwin me
20:26:00 <robot> coz
20:27:00 <robot> i like 2 throw u
20:27:00 <couleurs> I don't give a Faux!!!!!!!
20:27:00 <faux> racist
20:27:00 <robot> yea colours stop bein racist
20:27:00 <zaim> huge racist.
20:27:00 <faux> yw
20:27:00 <faux> ye
20:27:00 <robot> massive racist
20:27:00 <faux> colossal racist
20:27:00 <robot> colours is like I FUCKIN HATE BLACKS
20:27:00 <robot> im like dude i just asked what time it is
20:27:00 <couleurs> KiLL aLL MuSeLeMs
20:27:00 <faux> gis a ciggie cunt
20:28:00 <robot> lol
20:28:00 <couleurs> i'm on FiFa atm bye
20:28:00 <robot> it is too late mother
20:28:00 <faux> lol
20:28:00 <zaim> im a museleem
20:28:00 <faux> lmao
20:29:00 <faux> mausoleum maybe
20:29:00 <faux> WHY IS ME.NOSE LEAKIN
20:29:00 <robot> coz u touch urself at night
20:29:00 <faux> oh
20:30:00 <couleurs> cos u a plumber xDDD
20:30:00 <TheRon> when i think about you i touch myself
20:30:00 <robot> thanks TheRon
20:30:00 <faux> ehw
20:30:00 <faux> call me fauxrio
20:30:00 <robot> hi ooomp
20:30:00 <faux> pmooo
20:30:00 <ooomp> robot
20:30:00 <ooomp> xuaf
20:31:00 <faux> hi
20:31:00 <ooomp> Hai :D
20:31:00 <faux> hw r u
20:31:00 <MrMark> burp
20:31:00 <ooomp> So so
20:31:00 <ooomp> You
20:31:00 <faux> oh whats wrong
20:31:00 <faux> im goodies
20:31:00 <ooomp> There's a lot wrong
20:31:00 <ooomp> Best not talk about it
20:31:00 <faux> oh
20:31:00 <couleurs> pics
20:31:00 <faux> tell aunty fauxy
20:31:00 <faux> kk
20:32:00 <faux> well me knee is free if u wanna vent
20:32:00 <faux> and me ears
20:32:00 <faux> etc
20:32:00 <ooomp> Lol
20:33:00 <dematerialised> hi homos
20:33:00 <faux> mm hommus
20:33:00 <couleurs> mine 2
20:33:00 <couleurs> ;)
20:33:00 <dematerialised> my dick is free
20:34:00 <dematerialised> well actually it's not
20:34:00 <dematerialised> we need to come to some kind of mutual agreement which incurs various fees
20:34:00 <TheRon> about $3.50??
20:34:00 <dematerialised> im gonna need about tree fiddy
20:34:00 <TheRon> i gave it to the loch ness monster
20:37:00 <dematerialised> ok im going now bye
20:37:00 <MrMark> burp
20:37:00 <MrMark> hold on tight u know shes a lil bit dangerous!!!
20:38:00 <TheRon> roxette!
20:38:00 <MrMark> woot!
20:38:00 <TheRon> jimmy barnes - let's make it last all night
20:38:00 <MrMark> oooer
20:38:00 <MrMark> Barnesy!
20:40:00 <TheRon> who made you
20:41:00 <TheRon> what about the age of reason
20:41:00 <WhoMadeWho> well....see.....my pa fucked my ma right in the cunt and shot a load of jism right up her....and that made me
20:42:00 <robot> i'm like what, your personal assistant
20:45:00 <couleurs> Yes.
20:46:00 <MrMark> John FarmHand
20:46:00 <WhoMadeWho> chat melbourne cunz
20:46:00 <MrMark> oh be noice!!
20:54:00 <TheRon> it's on the rock
20:55:00 <TheRon> it's raining on the rock
20:55:00 <mzyoyo> your mum is
20:56:00 <couleurs> :p
20:57:00 <MrMark> i think i might set fire to my villa
20:58:00 <mzyoyo> I think it might set fire to you
20:59:00 <MrMark> burp
20:59:00 <MrMark> show us ya tits mzyoyo
20:59:00 <Clarkson> Bastardly_One did you dick that milf ?
20:59:00 <TheRon> is a root a root?
21:00:00 <MrMark> a tree root
21:00:00 <TheRon> yes!
21:02:00 <slower> why is there an echo on my uniden cordless phone
21:02:00 <slower> ooooooooooops shit
21:02:00 <TheRon> i'm cool for cats
21:04:00 <MrMark> well maybe im just thinkin that the rooms are all on fire
21:04:00 <TheRon> ahh ms nicks
21:04:00 <MrMark> Stevie!!
21:06:00 <MrMark> the old druggo bitch
21:06:00 <Clarkson> guess im a true knob head
21:06:00 <TheRon> paul carrick - when you walk in the room
21:07:00 <TheRon> every time that you
21:08:00 <TheRon> walk in the room
21:08:00 <faux> ANELIA U FAT FUCK
21:08:00 <TheRon> she be huge
21:09:00 <faux> HeY SeXY
21:09:00 <TheRon> been sitting around the house?
21:09:00 <Matthew> good evening to the astute amelia
21:09:00 <amelia> I just got bax from pubpubpub
21:10:00 <amelia> how be jew mofos
21:10:00 <TheRon> beers!
21:10:00 <MrMark> beer!!!
21:10:00 <MrMark> Scotch!!!
21:10:00 <faux> wAter!!!
21:10:00 <Matthew> diet coke with lemon!!!
21:10:00 <MrMark> ive done 1.2 a bottle!!
21:10:00 <amelia> vodkaaaaaaa
21:10:00 <amelia> ciderrrrrr
21:11:00 <faux> Diet Orange and Passionfruit Mineral Water.
21:11:00 <faux> - Matthew
21:11:00 <TheRon> ahhh leg openers
21:11:00 <Matthew> with cherries, fyi
21:11:00 <faux> lol
21:11:00 <Matthew> with somebody playing a saxophone in the background
21:12:00 <TheRon> phil collins - something happened on the way to heaven
21:12:00 <Matthew> Jubel - Klingande
21:13:00 <TheRon> matthew the bombers will be collingwood
21:13:00 <TheRon> beat
21:14:00 <TheRon> pies are shit
21:14:00 <Matthew> Collingwood by 48
21:15:00 <TheRon> pies are worse than the dees, therefore essendon wins
21:15:00 <Matthew> doesn't work like that tbh
21:15:00 <TheRon> it does damn it
21:16:00 <MrMark> burp
21:16:00 <MrMark> Dire Straights...So Far Away
21:17:00 <TheRon> paul kelly - bradman
21:17:00 <amelia> I am gonna blow snapchat up
21:18:00 <amelia> I don't even have it and i have 2 friends sending me screenshots of their snapchats
21:18:00 <amelia> flower head fucks
21:19:00 <Matthew> rocking 4 myselfff babyyy
21:19:00 <TheRon> i bet you are
21:20:00 <Picard> hi
21:20:00 <TheRon> hello
21:20:00 <Picard> how are u
21:20:00 <Matthew> whats everyone doing tbh
21:20:00 <Picard> nothing
21:21:00 <MrMark> Anzac day honour our ssoldiers
21:21:00 <TheRon> i was only 19
21:21:00 <Picard> yes
21:21:00 <Matthew> i am doing something i haven't done in a LONG time (not sexually related tbh)
21:21:00 <Picard> no one cares
21:21:00 <dematerialised> ^
21:21:00 <dematerialised> never thought I'd agree with Pictard but there you go
21:21:00 <Matthew> fuck you both
21:22:00 <Picard> no
21:22:00 <Picard> my butt is sore
21:22:00 <faux> what is it
21:22:00 <Matthew> you wouldn't give a shit tbh, faux lol
21:22:00 <faux> try me
21:22:00 <couleurs> trying on mom's stilletos?
21:22:00 <TheRon> weird on anzac day we celebrate battles we lost
21:23:00 <dematerialised> started gender re-assignment therapy
21:23:00 <Matthew> TheRon will understand when he sees this...
21:23:00 <Picard> fucking drama queen
21:23:00 <Matthew> http://s31.postimg.org/ap8kkv1x7/IMG_4674.jpg
21:23:00 <TheRon> will watch it tomorrow
21:23:00 <dematerialised> got a haircut?
21:23:00 <dematerialised> botox?
21:23:00 <Matthew> i haven't watched this since like 2011
21:24:00 <TheRon> 1927 - compulsory hero
21:27:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9abYzI9ycjk
21:27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wham - Everything She Wants (Lyrics) Views: 3,557,659 Uploader: watashi81 Uploaded: Aug 25, 2009 Duration: 6m31s Rating: 4.83
21:28:00 <TheRon> wham's a little gay
21:28:00 <Matthew> oh really... I quite enjoy them
21:28:00 <TheRon> they're good just a little gay
21:31:00 <amelia> do zebras neigh
21:31:00 <dematerialised> yes
21:31:00 <dematerialised> also hello @ u
21:31:00 <amelia> hai @ chu
21:32:00 <Matthew> hello to Cheryl who I missed earlier on
21:33:00 <couleurs> u guys r fanny
21:35:00 <Matthew> fannies smell
21:36:00 <dematerialised> only sometimes
21:37:00 <MrMark> more music!!!
21:37:00 <TheRon> .38 special 0 second chance
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> I am back
21:37:00 <dematerialised> hello back i am dad
21:38:00 <amelia> hai asheh
21:38:00 <TheRiddler> went and got sushi from !ishushi
21:38:00 <TheRiddler> because I had do go in to get medication
21:38:00 <amelia> did you get mousse too
21:38:00 <TheRiddler> nope
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> sry
21:39:00 <amelia> boo
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> I'll get you some next time
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:39:00 <amelia> dat would be appreciated ta
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> where do you get mousse now days anyways
21:40:00 <Picard> your bipolar meds?
21:40:00 <amelia> sushi trains n stuff haf em
21:40:00 <TheRiddler> how is bipolar funny or insulting?
21:40:00 <amelia> thats why i thought you might have
21:40:00 <TheRiddler> oh nah they have no mousse at this sushi place
21:41:00 <amelia> crème brulé?
21:41:00 <Picard> who said it was funny?
21:41:00 <amelia> crème pie?
21:41:00 <TheRiddler> dont think they have any desserts
21:41:00 <amelia> (Fennec_Fox) do you put out?
21:41:00 <amelia> straight to de point
21:41:00 <TheRiddler> lol he's a weird
21:41:00 <TheRiddler> 1
21:41:00 <TheRon> creme fraiche
21:42:00 <dematerialised> i role played with him as a 42 year old philipino divorcee
21:42:00 <dematerialised> he's good fun
21:42:00 <TheRiddler> when I first talked to him he was ok
21:42:00 <amelia> he must not remember he msgs every night n gets no response
21:42:00 <TheRiddler> anyways
21:42:00 <dematerialised> i told him i hadn't had sex since my husband died on a fishing boat
21:43:00 <amelia> Ahahahahahahahha
21:43:00 <TheRiddler> I made strawberry smoothie
21:43:00 <amelia> yummeh
21:43:00 <couleurs> Sorry 2 Here Bout Ur Husband r U Looken 4 a New 1 ;)
21:43:00 <amelia> no crazy ingredients?
21:43:00 <amelia> curry powder
21:43:00 <TheRiddler> not really
21:43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:43:00 <dematerialised> pretty much couleurs
21:44:00 <couleurs> eheah
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> I added like a teaspoon of cinnamon
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> is that crazy enough?
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> :P
21:44:00 <TheRon> kate miller heidke - sara
21:44:00 <amelia> no, cinnamon is expected in a smoothie
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> cool
21:44:00 <amelia> teaspoon is fudge all
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> then nope
21:44:00 <amelia> add moar
21:45:00 <amelia> I has cinnamon in ma smoothies every morning too
21:45:00 <TheRiddler> nice
21:45:00 <TheRiddler> thought it would give it a bit of kick
21:45:00 <TheRiddler> it was half a banana ad 250g of strawberries
21:46:00 <amelia> that is a lot of strawberries
21:46:00 <amelia> wot else you put in
21:46:00 <TheRiddler> light vanilla ice cream and skim milk
21:46:00 <amelia> thats not a smoothie
21:46:00 <amelia> thats a milkshake
21:46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:46:00 <TheRiddler> then milkshake then
21:46:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
21:46:00 <TheRiddler> I had no yoghurt
21:46:00 <TheRiddler> yogurt
21:46:00 <amelia> vanilla essence
21:46:00 <TheRiddler> yes
21:47:00 <TheRiddler> like a splash of that
21:47:00 <amelia> good call
21:47:00 <TheRiddler> I made enough for 1 n 1/2 giant shake cups
21:47:00 <amelia> someones feelin thirsty
21:47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:48:00 <TheRiddler> I dont drink it all in 1 go
21:48:00 <TheRiddler> oh good he's gone
21:49:00 <TheRiddler> I did cleaning most of today
21:49:00 <couleurs> Brb EvErYoNe.
21:49:00 <robot> wow ok its almost 10
21:49:00 <TheRiddler> cleaned the bathroom sink and washed towels
21:49:00 <robot> shut up amelia
21:49:00 <robot> sorry just getting in there early
21:49:00 <TheRiddler> also toilet
21:50:00 <TheRiddler> I think the ppl we bought the house from never really cleaned the toilet correctly
21:50:00 <TheRiddler> or the sink
21:50:00 <amelia> hey robot why don't you fuck off and go find a decent lamp for once
21:50:00 <TheRiddler> it's got a build up of gunk
21:50:00 <amelia> yeah, take that
21:50:00 <TheRiddler> love lamp
21:51:00 <robot> my lamps are superior to yours in both quality and quantity
21:51:00 <TheRiddler> lava lamp
21:51:00 <robot> my lamps bring all the lamps to the yard
21:51:00 <faux> my lovely lady lamps
21:51:00 <robot> lol
21:52:00 <amelia> quantity perhaps but definitely not quality
21:52:00 <robot> i love how faux's always lurkin there in the background, just chiming in with lols
21:52:00 <robot> you don't think she's watching, but she is
21:52:00 <amelia> you cannot beat my $15 Target toilet roll lamps ok back off
21:52:00 <TheRiddler> amelia is oblina from aaahhh real monsters :p
21:52:00 <faux> i am not lurking u metal fuk
21:52:00 <amelia> is that the umbrella one?
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
21:53:00 <robot> metal fuk
21:53:00 <amelia> ahaahahah
21:53:00 <Clarkson> my salsa makes all the pretty Rons want to dance and shit in his underpants!
21:53:00 <amelia> i wanna be itkis
21:53:00 <faux> i just click in and read teh 4 lines i see on me screen and ReSPoND
21:53:00 <amelia> picard is Krum
21:53:00 <amelia> the fat pink fuck
21:53:00 <robot> amelia that wasn't a toilet roll lamp that was actually a toilet roll
21:53:00 <faux> im watching 90210 and weeping softly
21:53:00 <faux> :-(
21:53:00 <robot> well weep louder
21:53:00 <robot> make it awkward for the neighbours
21:53:00 <faux> lmao
21:53:00 <TheRon> don't say pink, picard gets excited
21:54:00 <faux> SILVERS BIPOLAR
21:54:00 <faux> and shes about to bone teddy
21:54:00 <faux> teddy is in highschool ad looks 30
21:54:00 <faux> now ur all up to date
21:54:00 <faux> tt
21:54:00 <faux> ty
21:54:00 <robot> who saw joghnny depps video apology
21:54:00 <TheRiddler> ickis and fungas
21:55:00 <couleurs> me!!!!!!!!!!!
21:55:00 <faux> runhnny depp
21:55:00 <robot> ok calm down colours we talked about this
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> my sisters has ruin teddy bears for me
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> -s
21:55:00 <couleurs> eheah
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> thanks sis
21:55:00 <faux> did she put one in her vagina
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> I told it before lol
21:55:00 <robot> vag bear
21:56:00 <amelia> robot fuck off cereals can do wot he wants
21:56:00 <faux> ooo
21:56:00 <amelia> capiche?
21:56:00 <robot> fwoar
21:56:00 <robot> ok amelia
21:56:00 <TheRiddler> she used a giant teddy to get off
21:56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:56:00 <faux> .
21:56:00 <amelia> (Fennec_Fox) i guess you have no tits to show off then
21:56:00 <faux> i was kidding :(
21:56:00 <faux> did she really
21:56:00 <faux> how pls
21:57:00 <couleurs> thank u
21:57:00 <TheRiddler> she was drunk when she said so
21:57:00 <TheRiddler> no idea
21:57:00 <TheRiddler> I guess grinded on it
21:57:00 <couleurs> where's the video ;)
21:57:00 <robot> maybe she humped it until she orgasmed
21:57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:57:00 <robot> that's what amelia does with her toilet roll
21:57:00 <faux> uuhggghhhh
21:57:00 <faux> lol
21:57:00 <amelia> i choose de toilet roll over you
21:58:00 <TheRiddler> the toilet roll is probably bigger than his
21:58:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:58:00 <robot> smells better too
21:58:00 <amelia> yum
21:58:00 <TheRiddler> that kleenex smell
21:59:00 <robot> ok let's not celebrate it, it's toilet paper.
21:59:00 <robot> lol
21:59:00 <couleurs> getten drunk on apple cider yea!!! woo!!!!!
22:00:00 <robot> on a school night? fwor ur game
22:00:00 <couleurs> TGiF
22:00:00 <robot> yea u can say that when its actually friday
22:01:00 <couleurs> Fursday!!!!!!
22:03:00 <robot> mmm
22:04:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
22:04:00 <robot> amelia had chicken and salad for dinner
22:05:00 <amelia> watching Gordon Ramsay best insults n u?
22:05:00 <amelia> no i had deep fried cheese on tasting platter
22:05:00 <couleurs> Nice.
22:05:00 <amelia> and wedges
22:05:00 <robot> that reminds me i have brie
22:05:00 <amelia> thnx
22:06:00 <couleurs> aye cucumber
22:07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> eat my tarts
22:08:00 <amelia> he jus threw beef across de kitchen
22:08:00 <amelia> that was pretty gr8
22:09:00 <TheRiddler> he's got beef with that beef
22:09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:09:00 <TheRon> whale oil beef hooked
22:10:00 <couleurs> i
22:10:00 <couleurs> 'm sleepy
22:10:00 <HeadsDownPantsOff> hi sleepy
22:10:00 <TheRon> where's dopey?
22:11:00 <couleurs> hiiiiiiiiiiii
22:11:00 <MrMark> burp
22:11:00 <couleurs> Picard/Matthew/etc left
22:12:00 <robot> who wants to see me naked
22:12:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/guIca
22:13:00 <couleurs> cOoL
22:22:00 <robot> yeah you're right faux, it's so much better in here now that amelia is gone
22:22:00 <robot> oh
22:22:00 <robot> hi
22:23:00 <partay> oh fuck
22:23:00 <partay> it's back
22:23:00 <amelia> YOUR SPECIAL HAS BECOME NOT VERY SPECIAL, THANKS TO DICKFACE THERE
22:23:00 <amelia> -G. Ramsay
22:24:00 <faux> excuse me robot
22:25:00 <faux> dont start shit m8 or ill fukn clobba ya
22:25:00 <robot> it waz er jerk, lyk er mer gerd
22:25:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56e971470c92e LOL
22:25:00 <amelia> i never belief his lies anyway
22:25:00 <amelia> he is terrible
22:26:00 <robot> yeah, amelia never believes my lies an- wait what
22:26:00 <TheRiddler> the cam chat makes it so hilarious
22:26:00 <robot> amelia hates me
22:26:00 <amelia> she fuckin hates me
22:26:00 <Clarkson> and they don't give two shits about marriage
22:27:00 <robot> well goodnight
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> may the power of christ compel you
22:28:00 <faux> good
22:29:00 <couleurs> cheaky
22:32:00 <TheRiddler> did anyone click the link?
22:33:00 <couleurs> don't be redonkulous
22:33:00 <partay> tengo calor
22:34:00 <faux> lmaaaao
22:35:00 <couleurs> aye cucumber
22:36:00 <partay> 18C
22:36:00 <partay> Ahhhhh
22:37:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnbCSboujF4
22:37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 73 Questions With Taylor Swift Views: 1,646,927 Uploader: Vogue Uploaded: Apr 19, 2016 Duration: 9m42s Rating: 4.80
22:38:00 <couleurs> FaKe AsS HoE BiCh
22:41:00 <couleurs> shit ass coffee machine tay tay if i was u i'd get 1 made by ferrari da faq
22:41:00 <couleurs> Loser.
22:41:00 <under> couleurs: u cunt
22:42:00 <couleurs> Hi Juve
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> back to fresh prince
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> he's not depressed he's british
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fadl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/12994480_988741227841600_8336620723917906588_n.jpg?oh=286a226452d6d207c9b2717cc3d00c46&oe=57A499D3
23:11:00 <Arlene> Man...
23:12:00 <under> couleurs: SORRY FOR BVB
23:15:00 <couleurs> under: THANK
23:21:00 <faux> JeNa SaY Qua
23:22:00 <couleurs> lol
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> john cena
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> ?
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
23:53:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
23:56:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh nn lol
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