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00:00 <philosopher{[x]}> sbs eat carpet i used to watch
00:00 <philosopher{[x]}> and mtv's bevis n butthead
01:00 <Serenity> lol ash!
01:00 <Picard> get back to cartoon sex u sick cunt
04:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i was only 21 un 97
04:00 <Hanks> B4 irc
05:00 <Hanks> Became popular
11:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://imgur.com/kQnjcWJ
18:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/10/photogalleries/australia-aboriginal-art-photos/images/primary/2_rockart_461.jpg
20:00 <TheRiddler> faux how did your tips go
23:00 <philosopher{[x]}> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kdIB2cEIX5k/hqdefault.jpg
47:00 <TheRiddler> hi Ms-V-string
47:00 <Ms-V-string> hi
50:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <kuzosk> here he is
17:00 <kuzosk> frayedknot
17:00 <kuzosk> ready for amelia
17:00 <frayedknot> amelia is going to interrogate me?
18:00 <kuzosk> nah u will try pedo her as usual
21:00 <TheRiddler> you're a total retard
21:00 <TheRiddler> .
22:00 <kuzosk> really?
22:00 <kuzosk> and u are a pedo faggot
24:00 <TheRiddler> are pedo n faggot the only 2 insults you know
24:00 <TheRiddler> or they only 2 you can relate to?
26:00 <kuzosk> well when it comes to austnet irc there isnt much more around
34:00 <kuzosk> ^ another loser goes to bed
43:00 <kuzosk> thats right pedo fuck off ^^^
45:00 <MrMark> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
17:00 <dematerialised> lol wtf
18:00 <TRee^STuMP-WoG> (kuzosk) amelia is a tree stump wog
18:00 <TRee^STuMP-WoG> ahaha
19:00 <dematerialised> oh lol
21:00 <kuzosk> dematerialised pedo is getting in on it
21:00 <dematerialised> ive been on it for months mate
21:00 <kuzosk> his despo radar is risiing
21:00 <kuzosk> like true pedo
22:00 <dematerialised> you aren't very clever are you
22:00 <kuzosk> clever how so?
22:00 <doctor> forgive the depressed lunatic
22:00 <kuzosk> lol
22:00 <kuzosk> depressed lunatic
22:00 <kuzosk> if it isnt doctor
22:00 <doctor> IRC is the only time he gets to escape
22:00 <kuzosk> the wannabe dr phil loser old pedo faggot
23:00 <kuzosk> doctor tell us about ur degree
23:00 <dematerialised> irc is his great release
23:00 <kuzosk> studying psych
23:00 <kuzosk> tell us man
23:00 <kuzosk> Session Start: Thu Dec 17 00:46:39 2015
23:00 <kuzosk> Session Ident: dematerialissed
23:00 <kuzosk> [00:46] Session Ident: dematerialissed (AustNet, errol) ([email protected])
23:00 <kuzosk> [00:46] <dematerialissed> How dare you bruise her ego.
23:00 <kuzosk> [00:46] <errol> :(
23:00 <kuzosk> [00:46] <errol> better tell ASD then about it
23:00 <doctor> lol
23:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:00 <doctor> wb idiot
23:00 <dematerialised> he was gonna get mad and post logs where i said Serenity rules with an iron thumb
23:00 <kuzosk> would u like more dematerialised?
23:00 <dematerialised> go for it
23:00 <dematerialised> lol
23:00 <kuzosk> sure no problem
23:00 <kuzosk> lol
23:00 <kuzosk> doctor tell us about ur psyc degree
24:00 <kuzosk> ur studying man
24:00 <kuzosk> where u doing that at?
24:00 <dematerialised> cmon post morelogs
24:00 <kuzosk> and how far into it are u?
24:00 <kuzosk> LOL
24:00 <dematerialised> go for it
24:00 <doctor> Nah
24:00 <kuzosk> doctor one of the number 1 nut case pedos on here
24:00 <kuzosk> full blown
24:00 <kuzosk> doctor nothing to say loser?
24:00 <kuzosk> didnt think so
24:00 <kuzosk> a gutless old pedo coward
24:00 <dematerialised> haha
24:00 <kuzosk> sad old faggot fuck
24:00 <dematerialised> you're broken
24:00 <kuzosk> a cock u will grab
24:00 <kuzosk> maybe warrens
24:00 <kuzosk> maybe jens
24:00 <kuzosk> maybe tiggers for sure
24:00 <doctor> haha, his back is up. are you threatened?
24:00 <kuzosk> or xm's
24:00 <kuzosk> a real cock u grab
25:00 <kuzosk> doctor the gutless loser
25:00 <dematerialised> he's afraid
25:00 <doctor> He knows he's weak
25:00 <kuzosk> doctor where are u studying?
25:00 <kuzosk> lol weak
25:00 <kuzosk> lol
25:00 <kuzosk> doctor if u were anywhere near me id have u gone by now
25:00 <kuzosk> finito faggot
25:00 <dematerialised> haha
25:00 <dematerialised> irc tough guy
25:00 <kuzosk> u are one of the oldskool irc pedo losers
25:00 <dematerialised> get his biker mates onto ya
25:00 <kuzosk> a total nutjob
26:00 <kuzosk> dematerialised no but that could be aranged
26:00 <doctor> lol, the funny thing is he looks like a 12 year old
26:00 <kuzosk> doctor thats the best part of it
26:00 <kuzosk> young at heart
26:00 <kuzosk> young in looks
26:00 <kuzosk> whilst u old pedo faggots expire each day
26:00 <kuzosk> all overweight
26:00 <kuzosk> all crusting away
26:00 <kuzosk> all nutjobs
26:00 <doctor> young and meager looking = tough guy on the internet
26:00 <dematerialised> i bet kuzosk has pimples
26:00 <kuzosk> so doctor what was your first few subjects u doing at uni man
26:00 <kuzosk> doing that psyc degree
26:00 <kuzosk> tell us about that
28:00 <TheRiddler> what a coward
28:00 <dematerialised> his fingers tremble
28:00 <TheRiddler> scared of a ban
28:00 <kuzosk> lol
28:00 <kuzosk> ban me then
28:00 <kuzosk> see if i give a shit
28:00 <doctor> lips and fingers shivering
28:00 <dematerialised> he reminds me of Picard but on *much* more meth
28:00 <kuzosk> lol picard
28:00 <doctor> tears running down his cheeks
28:00 <kuzosk> what a dumb old fat pedo faggot
29:00 <kuzosk> TheDarkTruth
29:00 <kuzosk> TheRiddler
29:00 <kuzosk> TurK
29:00 <kuzosk> Trevor
29:00 <kuzosk> what old convicted peds
29:00 <dematerialised> hey riddler you here for comic con?
29:00 <TheRiddler> nope
29:00 <kuzosk> erlich what a stupid old retard gook on anti psyc meds
29:00 <dematerialised> surprised
29:00 <TheRiddler> didn't have the money for it
29:00 <kuzosk> HAHAHAHAHA
29:00 <dematerialised> ah fair enough
29:00 <kuzosk> <TheRiddler> didn't have the money for it
29:00 <kuzosk> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:00 <dematerialised> there aren't that many interesting stars to see anyway
29:00 <kuzosk> like a true poor faggot
29:00 <TheRiddler> hopefully supanova
29:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
30:00 <kuzosk> dumb cunt
30:00 <dematerialised> i was looking at the list and i wa slike
30:00 <kuzosk> u go to comic cons to meet stars
30:00 <TheRiddler> that's the other reason
30:00 <kuzosk> a bunch of losers
30:00 <dematerialised> i dont know who any of these people are
30:00 <kuzosk> LOL
30:00 <kuzosk> dumb ass
30:00 <kuzosk> ur all tryhards
30:00 <dematerialised> kuzosk how does it feel to know that the only life you have is on irc?
30:00 <doctor> go for the cosplay
30:00 <kuzosk> u go dress as pokemon
30:00 <TheRiddler> hoping gal gadot actually keeps to it this time
30:00 <kuzosk> make sur eu do that
30:00 <kuzosk> dematerialised u stupid bronie faggot
30:00 <kuzosk> anime loser
30:00 <dematerialised> haha
30:00 <dematerialised> just throwing random shit now
30:00 <dematerialised> no idea
31:00 <dematerialised> go to bed
31:00 <kuzosk> exactly
31:00 <TheRiddler> also james marsters
31:00 <kuzosk> no idea
31:00 <kuzosk> dumb ass faggot
31:00 <kuzosk> dematerialised
31:00 <doctor> he's had another stroke
31:00 <dematerialised> he has
31:00 <kuzosk> whats the best anime u ever seen?
31:00 <kuzosk> tell me
31:00 <kuzosk> and ill consider respecting u
31:00 <dematerialised> hahahahahhahahahahaa
31:00 <dematerialised> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
31:00 <kuzosk> lets see ur answer
31:00 <dematerialised> this is where we find out he's actually a weeaboo
31:00 <kuzosk> dematerialised the serenity ass kisser jew
31:00 <kuzosk> wtf is a weeaboo?
31:00 <TheRiddler> maybe
31:00 <dematerialised> you are
32:00 <kuzosk> im asking u the best anime
32:00 <kuzosk> because ill tell u now
32:00 <dematerialised> do u like pokemon
32:00 <kuzosk> no
32:00 <kuzosk> never
32:00 <dematerialised> why not
32:00 <kuzosk> its lame
32:00 <kuzosk> and childish
32:00 <kuzosk> always saw it as fake
32:00 <TheRiddler> he got beat by a magikarp
32:00 <kuzosk> and stupid
32:00 <dematerialised> what about card captor sakura
33:00 <kuzosk> no
34:00 <dematerialised> i am glad we had this conversation
34:00 <kuzosk> dematerialised
34:00 <kuzosk> best anime
34:00 <kuzosk> or fuck off
34:00 <kuzosk> and ill post more logs
34:00 <dematerialised> post more
34:00 <dematerialised> go for it
34:00 <kuzosk> of u ripping into Serenity
34:00 <kuzosk> and ShadowLurker
34:00 <dematerialised> im shaking in me boots
34:00 <kuzosk> ohh u care
34:00 <kuzosk> because ur here everyday
34:00 <kuzosk> as a true loser
34:00 <dematerialised> i really dont
34:00 <kuzosk> hoping for acceptance
34:00 <dematerialised> want me to post them?
35:00 <kuzosk> sure
35:00 <kuzosk> go for it
35:00 <TheRiddler> I should consider getting my dresden files book signed by james marsters
35:00 <kuzosk> be a real man
35:00 <kuzosk> not a loser
35:00 <dematerialised> 00[21:47:32] <08dematerialissed> For some people, IRC is all there is.
35:00 <dematerialised> 00[21:47:37] <08dematerialissed> It's a sad state of affairs.
35:00 <dematerialised> [21:47:40] <errol> dont I know that
35:00 <dematerialised> [21:47:55] <errol> ohwell not much can really do about it, its their lives man
35:00 <dematerialised> 00[21:48:10] <08dematerialissed> Yeah. I feel ya.
35:00 <kuzosk> TheRiddler do u know mel?
35:00 <kuzosk> dematerialised thats my log i already posted retard
35:00 <kuzosk> LOL
35:00 <TheRiddler> mel?
35:00 <dematerialised> post the rest then
35:00 <kuzosk> mel
35:00 <kuzosk> mel johninja
36:00 <TheRiddler> no
36:00 <kuzosk> u dont know who that is?
37:00 <dematerialised> i like the idea of kuzosk poring over logfiles
37:00 <dematerialised> looking for juicy bits
37:00 <dematerialised> to add to his IRC wall of fame
37:00 <dematerialised> with little red strings tied to thumtacks
37:00 <dematerialised> drawing connections
37:00 <kuzosk> im asking u dematerialised
37:00 <kuzosk> not me
37:00 <kuzosk> i think Serenity is a loser
37:00 <kuzosk> but u dont
37:00 <kuzosk> u kiss the ass
38:00 <kuzosk> like a nice pedo loser
38:00 <kuzosk> TheDarkTruth
38:00 <kuzosk> he's another pedo
38:00 <kuzosk> and TheRiddler
38:00 <kuzosk> top shelf
38:00 <kuzosk> TheRiddler tell us about mel
38:00 <dematerialised> so far you've listed everyone who doesn't like you
38:00 <kuzosk> and the 2 kids
38:00 <kuzosk> fathered off irc
38:00 <kuzosk> dematerialised i know they dont like me lOL
38:00 <kuzosk> what ur point retard?
38:00 <kuzosk> LOL
38:00 <dematerialised> my point is everyone is a pedo
38:00 <dematerialised> because nobody likes you
38:00 <kuzosk> wrong
38:00 <dematerialised> you are so lonely
38:00 <kuzosk> there are many non pedos on here
38:00 <dematerialised> its painful to watch
39:00 <kuzosk> many
39:00 <kuzosk> but are one of them
39:00 <kuzosk> and thats not good to see
39:00 <dematerialised> i bet your hair smells like cat piss
39:00 <kuzosk> it smells like jens pussy
39:00 <TheRiddler> maybe he wants a pedo
39:00 <dematerialised> so cat piss
40:00 <kuzosk> so jens pussy smells like cat piss?
40:00 <kuzosk> maybe so
40:00 <dematerialised> haah
40:00 <kuzosk> maybe the few hours at tisks gathered a smell
40:00 <dematerialised> you would know wouldnt you
40:00 <dematerialised> hahaah
40:00 <kuzosk> i dont know
40:00 <kuzosk> well ill ask her next time
40:00 <kuzosk> get back to u
40:00 <dematerialised> no its ok you can keep that information to yourself
40:00 <dematerialised> im not that interested
41:00 <kuzosk> ok well i wont tell u then
41:00 <dematerialised> ok thankyou
41:00 <kuzosk> when i find out how her pussy hairs smell
41:00 <kuzosk> in comparison to the hair of tisks cat
41:00 <kuzosk> u know who tisk is dematerialised?
41:00 <dematerialised> another loser like you?
41:00 <TheRiddler> did the cat spray you and you're now high on cat musk
41:00 <dematerialised> ahha
43:00 <dematerialised> he's all sex nuts and retard strong
44:00 <kuzosk> im on cat musk
44:00 <kuzosk> and heroin
44:00 <dematerialised> i pray for the day you overdose
44:00 <kuzosk> wont happen
44:00 <dematerialised> and you are freed from your personal hell
44:00 <kuzosk> ull be still on irc
44:00 <kuzosk> before the day rides
44:00 <kuzosk> LOL
45:00 <dematerialised> i like irc
45:00 <dematerialised> its a good time waster
47:00 <kuzosk> dont make excuses
47:00 <kuzosk> for ur loserism
47:00 <kuzosk> ull be here when it ticks over
47:00 <kuzosk> ull be here in an hour
47:00 <kuzosk> half an hour even
47:00 <dematerialised> i'll be here 24/7
47:00 <dematerialised> waiting for you
48:00 <kuzosk> i know u will
48:00 <kuzosk> ur a loser
48:00 <dematerialised> please stop calling me that it's very hurtful
54:00 <kuzosk> always got to grab one
54:00 <kuzosk> its interesting to see that theriddler left
54:00 <kuzosk> i was just oing to post his pic
54:00 <kuzosk> with mel and darren
54:00 <dematerialised> lol
55:00 <dematerialised> you dont even know who TheRiddler is
55:00 <kuzosk> hahahahahahahaha
55:00 <kuzosk> really?
55:00 <kuzosk> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
55:00 <kuzosk> ok yes u have lost it
55:00 <dematerialised> you seem to think he has actually been in physical closeness to those two
55:00 <kuzosk> pure gimp
55:00 <dematerialised> shows you really have zero idea
55:00 <kuzosk> u lost it man
55:00 <kuzosk> complete
55:00 <dematerialised> you're projecting buddy
55:00 <kuzosk> dematerialised who is {Lee}?
55:00 <kuzosk> Projection.
56:00 <dematerialised> your sustained drug abuse has warped the connections in your mind
57:00 <kuzosk> drug abuse?
57:00 <kuzosk> i dont abuse drugs though lol
58:00 <dematerialised> what little awareness of self you have is projected onto those around you
58:00 <dematerialised> you are angry that you were not afforded the same opportunties and successes of others
59:00 <kuzosk> wtf are u talking about retard
59:00 <kuzosk> LOL
59:00 <dematerialised> it's ok, you are unwell
59:00 <kuzosk> projected self awareness?
59:00 <dematerialised> we know this
59:00 <kuzosk> funny man
59:00 <kuzosk> who knows it
59:00 <kuzosk> u speak of we
59:00 <kuzosk> u mean urself?
59:00 <kuzosk> a fake pysc like doctor
59:00 <kuzosk> who tells losers on here he is studying psyc
59:00 <kuzosk> at uni
59:00 <dematerialised> just offering my opinion man
59:00 <kuzosk> urself?
59:00 <kuzosk> retard?
59:00 <kuzosk> what opportunities
59:00 <kuzosk> wasnt i offered
59:00 <kuzosk> tell me about that
00:00 <dematerialised> only you can answer that
04:00 <kuzosk> how should i answer?
04:00 <kuzosk> tell me
16:00 <Tim-Sim> Hello
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
18:00 <tonic> katatonic_kunt01
18:00 <tonic> vegemite
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh tonic! what an unpleasant surprise
22:00 <Doodle> https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> my face when tonic is around (assumming its trump)
50:00 <tonic> haha!
50:00 <British^Meat> how is your support crew tonic?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> why even ask, we don’t like feeding trolls. They have a tendency to come back :P
53:00 <tonic> I am loyal to the main troll crew of austnet
53:00 <tonic> katatonic_kate01 is the chosen one
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> tonic suck m fat dick! And you’re on ignore cunt ! ENJOY :D
55:00 <tonic> Mission complete, now I must report to the higher powers
56:00 <British^Meat> lol oh god
57:00 <British^Meat> i bet he's giggling away behind his monitor, sheesh
57:00 <British^Meat> total pisser
59:00 <tonic> #trollsruleaustnet
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course it is
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> doesn’t bother me, cunts ignored :D
02:00 <British^Meat> ah well, as long as theyre allowed to persist in here i guess its all good :)
03:00 <Ms-V-string> hello British meat... :)
03:00 <British^Meat> no more feeding for u today mate
06:00 <tonic> British^Meat: seems to be scared of the troll family
19:00 <Ms-V-string> booo
20:00 <Skirmish> Trump all they way katatonic_kate01!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> best guy ever!!
21:00 <British^Meat> hah
21:00 <Skirmish> I'm not being sarcastic btw.
21:00 <British^Meat> i swear, if he wins im gonna boycott everything american
21:00 <British^Meat> like EVERYTHING
21:00 <Skirmish> Why?
22:00 <British^Meat> well, im not totally into politics and i dont really give a shit, but the guys a joke
22:00 <British^Meat> When i see that gif of him pulling those smug faces
22:00 <British^Meat> ughhhhhhhhhhhhh
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was, trump is a complete fuckwit
22:00 <Skirmish> nah it's needed. The establishment in the US needs a shake up. They no longer represent the people that elect them and are bought and paid for by big business. This is the shake up they need to realise that the voting public is annoyed.
23:00 <British^Meat> he's a celebrity, come on
23:00 <British^Meat> nah fuck america
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you serious?
23:00 <British^Meat> he wants to keep america what america is
23:00 <British^Meat> america blows
23:00 <Skirmish> So was Reagan BM.
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you aware of some of his ideas?
23:00 <British^Meat> ikr
23:00 <Skirmish> I am aware.
24:00 <Skirmish> Reagan is seen as an awesome President and he was a western movie star.
24:00 <British^Meat> what is it with thos yanks and celebs and kennedys and bushes
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> :| and you’’re still all for him being thepresident
24:00 <British^Meat> and even clintons!
24:00 <British^Meat> dont they wanna change?
24:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: You can never always agree with everyone, but the alternative is Hillary. Fuck that bitch right in the pooper. I would rather Trump.
25:00 <Skirmish> Hillary Clinton is bought and paid for by the 4 largest banks in America.
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> her ideologies are at least fucking sane
25:00 <Skirmish> This is why Trump can do/say all the outrageous stuff because he answers to nobody.
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome, so lets start building that wall to keep the mexicans out of america
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’d be awesome
25:00 <Skirmish> As if that wall will ever be built. Be realistic.
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> be realistic LOL
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> says the trump suporter 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
26:00 <Skirmish> You're being a hyper lefty that needs a safe space Kate. Don't be like that.
27:00 <Skirmish> Even if by chance the wall does get built. What's wrong with that?
27:00 <Skirmish> We're seeing all over the world that mass immigration is a terrible idea.
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> mass immigration :|
28:00 <Skirmish> Repeating what I say with a face after it doesn't counter my statement.
28:00 <Skirmish> :|
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder why there is mass immigration? 
30:00 <British^Meat> cant obama stay?
30:00 <British^Meat> he's pretty chill...
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> because peeps totally LOVE their war torn country, no food, or access to medical services, possbly being raped....
31:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: It's already been established that a very small % of the people flooding into Europe are actually from areas that have conflict. A majority are economic migrants just riding the wave.
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep… i’d totes wanna stay in my country if i was experincing all that trauma….
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right...
31:00 <Skirmish> What about the women in Europe being raped?
31:00 <Skirmish> Western women can be raped so long as it is by a migrant?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re seriously a fuckwit!
32:00 <Skirmish> Why are you not worried about the rapes in Sweden and Germany?
33:00 <Skirmish> Cause migrants?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> you were talking about immigration, generally speaking. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> so was i
33:00 <Skirmish> MASS migration, not generally speaking.
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh now its migration
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> point being, people dont migrate or immigrate to another fuking country because their country of origin is fan fuckig tastic
35:00 <Skirmish> No they do it for the free cash.
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> there are usuall a bunch of complex reasos WHY they di
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> do*
35:00 <Skirmish> https://www.rt.com/news/330284-economic-migrants-eu-refugees/
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> because once you rock up to a new coutry the said country opens it’s arms and deposits oney into your bank account
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> money*
37:00 <Skirmish> That's exactly what Germany is doing. That is why so many are going there.
38:00 <Skirmish> They are moving through countries that are perfectly peaceful to get to Germany. Cause money.
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> and they have to claim refugee status before they get anything
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> and fuck, that’s heaps easy
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM! gis money
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM done. no wait period what so ever
43:00 <Skirmish> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3394896/Merkel-admits-Europe-lost-control-refugee-crisis.html
46:00 <Skirmish> Anyway. I stand by my initial statement. Trump all the way.
46:00 <Serenity> Ahh Skirmish you really are a fully fledged custard chucker like 90% of the time lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> what exactly are you trying to prove with your last link?
47:00 <Skirmish> Nothing that is why I didn't comment on it.
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then - so ah WHY link it then
47:00 <Skirmish> I thought it was self explanatory.
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> other to say you’re a xenaphobic dickhead?
48:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Thanks. Sorry I don't have a season pass to the hive-mind.
48:00 <Serenity> you do though lol
48:00 <Skirmish> Yes, I must be an evil person because I don't agree with you on everything Kate.
48:00 <Serenity> its just another hive
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i didn’t say that. you’re entilted to be a xenaphobic waner
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanker*
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll just point that out for you
50:00 <Skirmish> I love how you can't have a differing opinion here without being insulted and called names.
50:00 <Serenity> I bet he shared that 'what refugees get vs pensioners in australia' post
50:00 <Skirmish> No I didn't Serenity because I wasn't talking about Australian immigration.
50:00 <Serenity> i meant on facebook not here
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol that is such a laughable post  
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Re: differing opinion - how am i insulting you?
51:00 <Serenity> its fake for a start
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> You are xenophonbic! 
51:00 <Skirmish> I haven't even seen it Serenity.
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly serenity - i work with refugees…. 
51:00 <Skirmish> That's not true at all Kate.
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the process to get any form of centerlink is epic.
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yes you are.
52:00 <philosopher{[x]}> to help them send back home?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off beeeehhhh you’re a fucking pest
52:00 <Serenity> yes katatonic_kate01 sent you home beehhh
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
52:00 <philosopher{[x]}> turn the boat back policy were invented by kk
52:00 <Serenity> I for one am thankful
52:00 <Skirmish> to have an opinion on people entering countries that's no open borders lets all hug doesn't make me xenophobic at all.
52:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Serenity you couldnt be anymore wrong
52:00 <Serenity> really? no.
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> You’re general opinions
53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> she prpbably did
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> why have an issue with it in the first place
53:00 <Skirmish> Why can't I have opinions?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> with out having any compassion or empathy as to WHY they’re leaving their country of origin
53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> nobody helped me to stay, im not angry, nobody let me get back either, im still not angry
53:00 <Serenity> no one said you cant have opinions im confused
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly… 
53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i've moved on to borneo
53:00 <Skirmish> You're just making up my opinion for me Kate you aren't even bothering to understand what my point is.
53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> n find my transgender partner
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is your point then
54:00 <Serenity> beeehhh dude no one cares
54:00 <Skirmish> My point is open borders is a terrible idea.
54:00 <philosopher{[x]}> time will tell
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
54:00 <philosopher{[x]}> all i see lots of indian invading downunder but an old timer doesnt have that privilledge
54:00 <Skirmish> *queues next insult*
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> and why do you think open borders are a terrible idea?
55:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you only know who stays by your side, i had nobody and none willing to help a needy
55:00 <Skirmish> Because the people that NEED to make use of a system to leave their shit hole country are being flooded with people who just want a free ride.
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
56:00 <Serenity> Hiding behind the farse of opinion doesnt make you immune from negative feedback. If you want to stand up and say 'I hate niggers' then be prepared to be called a racist. You cant say it then hide behind the 'Its my opinion' bullshit to not be called a racist. It is what it is what it is.
56:00 <Serenity> and no no one said i hate niggers it was an example
56:00 <Skirmish> I am fine with negative feedback. Being abused and called names isn't negative feedback, it's being a fuckwit.
56:00 <Serenity> calling you xenophobic isnt calling you names
56:00 <philosopher{[x]}> perhaps i understood things in a different way, doesnt matter now
56:00 <Skirmish> It's incorrect because I am not against people moving between countries.
57:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you surely killed a dream
57:00 <Serenity> lucky becuase thats not what xenophobia is
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> so when a ‘refugee’ rocks up to lets say Germany, and be processed as a refugee thats not good enough?
57:00 <Skirmish> Nice of you to just pile on anyway though Serenity. Cheers for coming.
57:00 <Serenity> Im not piling onto anything
57:00 <Skirmish> having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against people from other countries. <----- That is also incorrect.
57:00 <philosopher{[x]}> it made difficult to cross doors
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> abused lol!
58:00 <Skirmish> 'I see your argument and I counter you with 'wanker'.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish, lets face it you’re a far right racist cunt
58:00 <Skirmish> No that's not true either.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> now that is insulting
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> take it
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes you are
58:00 <philosopher{[x]}> why does it always rain on me
58:00 <Skirmish> No, and just because you want it to be so doesn't make it right.
59:00 <Skirmish> -right +so.
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i should add misogynist too!
59:00 <philosopher{[x]}> im little happy cause i know someone loves me and want to be with me
59:00 <Skirmish> It's not racism to consider the impact of open borders to a country.
59:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i aint getting back, just telling you in advance
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m saying GENERALLY SPEAKING!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Generally speaking, from a combo of all chats had that i can recall
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> you are a far right EXTREMIST! 
00:00 <philosopher{[x]}> so please dont let the door open when someone is not entering
00:00 <Skirmish> you have the wrong impression then Kate.
01:00 <philosopher{[x]}> my sacrifice is my winning
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh right. Well kinda hard NOT to think that with the opinions you have on various topics.
01:00 <Serenity> the hell are you even saying beehhh
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don’t care that you hold differing opinions, however i will challenge them. As they are not in line with my opinions / beliefs.
01:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i need more sun here been raining past three days
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> If you don’t like that - please feel free to ignore me.
02:00 <doctor> I only advocate the extermination of certain races from the human gene pool. Why does this upset so many people? Clearly they have some growing up to do
02:00 <philosopher{[x]}> https://radio.abc.net.au/stations/news/live?play=true
02:00 <Skirmish> I am fine to be challenged.
02:00 <Skirmish> I enjoy debate. I don't know everything I am open to finding out more.
02:00 <philosopher{[x]}> less i talk less trouble i get into
03:00 <doctor> Its always better to challenge your own beliefs than that of others
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> most awesome. likewise. 
03:00 <doctor> that's how we learn
03:00 <Serenity> im about to go challenge my but on 30kg on weights
03:00 <Serenity> butt
03:00 <doctor> noice
04:00 <doctor> rock hard butts 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <philosopher{[x]}> im happy for west indies at T20
04:00 <Serenity> i sure hope so
04:00 <Skirmish> Just calling someone a name isn't debate though and I think less of you for resorting to it.
04:00 <Serenity> cause otherwise this pain isnt worth it haha
05:00 <doctor> They do get harder and easier to bounce on the chair with
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> good luck serenity!
05:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you let anyone come in just not me
05:00 <Serenity> what butts?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot wot
05:00 <doctor> yeah
05:00 <Serenity> ive never had a firm butt
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> butt implants 
05:00 <Serenity> im hoping it gets rounder
06:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i think i said goodbye to my workplace
06:00 <gs69azza> butt butt
06:00 <Serenity> you butt
06:00 <doctor> generally does with muscle definition
06:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i was happier at borneo and with norell
06:00 <doctor> i like gymnist butt
06:00 <doctor> dancer butts are pretty cool too
07:00 <Serenity> i inherited my mums square flat mum arse
07:00 <philosopher{[x]}> when i watch a porn i look at the size of the cock not the opposite sex
07:00 <doctor> wouldn't they execute norell in borneo?
07:00 <philosopher{[x]}> no shes a local there
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> “drop down menu’ serenity lol 
08:00 <doctor> oh, different rules for different people I suppose
08:00 <philosopher{[x]}> your local at perth norell at miri
08:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you could walk naked on your streets
09:00 <doctor> We could but we'd all silently judge each other harshly, to the extent that it would be easier to just not walk around outside at all
11:00 <philosopher{[x]}> this september most likely i will be in london mate
13:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i wont do the same mistakes i did in my past
14:00 <doctor> good lad
14:00 <doctor> take the opportunity to better yourself
15:00 <philosopher{[x]}> it wud be easier to enter thru an english channel rahther than subcontinent to downunder
19:00 <philosopher{[x]}> mind shrek told me one day they will let you back in
28:00 <doctor> you need a bit of stability to prove that you can not fall off the rails again
29:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
30:00 <gs69azza> i like butt
32:00 <Serenity> me2
32:00 <Serenity> hopefully ill have a nice one one day
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> matthew!
51:00 <Student> Greetings
51:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the hopefully now non-tired katatonic_kate01
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i’m sill really tired
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> flu / sick
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT planning dinner out with a bunch of friends :D
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> How you doing matthew?
54:00 <Student> boneless
55:00 <Matthew> I am feeling relaxed
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> spaghetti arms
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> 234
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i better you tube dirty dancing to quote the line correctly, but effort
57:00 <Serenity> mmm swayze
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 hour on the phone to centerlink… to find out that parental leave claim needs to be put in 96 days before the due date… :|
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> im 116 days :|
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> # nevergonnabeorganisedagain
58:00 <gs69azza> a good butt is always good to eat
58:00 <gs69azza> i eman
58:00 <gs69azza> stare at
59:00 <Serenity> plz no
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
59:00 <Student> 96 days, that is awful lot of time 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> I KNOW… but HOW CLOSE
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> 116 days GAH till babeh
00:00 <Serenity> ishould eat lunch
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> the fake one i’m not actually having
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> but saying i am having
00:00 <Student> ic
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
01:00 <Student> next is flu
01:00 <gs69azza> eat butt
01:00 <gs69azza> not lunch
01:00 <gs69azza> less cals
01:00 <Student> or getting rid of flu
01:00 <gs69azza> lolololol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah has ze flu :(
08:00 <Serenity> no ty
08:00 <Serenity> id rather eat my 160cals than butt
08:00 <Matthew> urgh. fuck off Marty1
09:00 <Matthew> Marty` *
09:00 <Student> marty is long gone 
09:00 <gs69azza> ehhh
09:00 <gs69azza> we all know I enjoy butt
09:00 <gs69azza> so meh
09:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <Matthew> across the nation... around the world... everybody have fun tonightt... celebration so spread the worddd
10:00 <gs69azza> i'm actually bored for once
10:00 <gs69azza> imma spam some people with snapchat filters
10:00 <Serenity> can you do 60 squats for me then
10:00 <gs69azza> that's always entertaining
10:00 <gs69azza> haha
10:00 <gs69azza> naaaah no can do
11:00 <gs69azza> my legs are fucked
11:00 <gs69azza> like
11:00 <gs69azza> fucked
11:00 <Matthew> the new snapchat fast forward/rewind filters are fucking hilarious
11:00 <gs69azza> i did legs thursday and then again yesterday
11:00 <Serenity> damn it
11:00 <gs69azza> it's a struggle to sit on the seat
11:00 <Serenity> I found out last week why so many people hate leg day
11:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
11:00 <gs69azza> legs are good for the bin
11:00 <gs69azza> haha
11:00 <gs69azza> i love leg day
11:00 <gs69azza> I'm sick
11:00 <Serenity> it felt like i was dying every time i had to use the toilet
11:00 <gs69azza> I made michelle do legs sat night
11:00 <gs69azza> I watched her legs buckle yesterday so many times
11:00 <gs69azza> was funny
12:00 <gs69azza> I've never seen her glutes so pumped in my life though
12:00 <Serenity> my legs actually came out from under me while i was just walking lol
12:00 <gs69azza> haha yeah that
12:00 <gs69azza> i aim to get like that each week
12:00 <gs69azza> I lunge until I can't stand
12:00 <gs69azza> i need to get someone to get the bar off my back
12:00 <Serenity> and just running your hand from my butt down my leg
13:00 <gs69azza> I smashed the mirror once at the gym because I just fell
13:00 <Serenity> you coulod feel the muscle all hard n shit
13:00 <Serenity> was pre good except the pain
13:00 <gs69azza> haha yeah it's pumped
13:00 <gs69azza> I haven't really tried to make my legs grow in a while
13:00 <gs69azza> so it's time to cause some trauma
14:00 <Serenity> i dont want them to grow as such but i need some serious tone
14:00 <Serenity> in my thighs and arse
14:00 <gs69azza> Michelle's been doing this "booty workout" I got from a Pro
14:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/pissedmyselflaughing/videos/1697243613882988/
14:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
14:00 <gs69azza> and apparently the workout I gave michelle is hurting more
14:00 <gs69azza> sooooo
14:00 <gs69azza> if you've got access to a gym
14:00 <gs69azza> let me see what it was
15:00 <Serenity> i dont go to the gym ive got a treadmill/bike/weight machine at home i use
15:00 <gs69azza> hmmm
15:00 <Serenity> and dumbbells
16:00 <gs69azza> in that case I wrote a booty workout for a chick here at work
16:00 <Serenity> showww
16:00 <Serenity> ive lost 6inches of fat from my thighs so..... you can imagine the state they are in
16:00 <gs69azza> 5x 20 squats
16:00 <gs69azza> 3x 15 glute bridges
16:00 <gs69azza> 4x 10 leg raises superset with abductors
16:00 <gs69azza> 4x 20 split squats
17:00 <gs69azza> 4x 12 mountain climbers
17:00 <gs69azza> 4x 20 sumo squats
17:00 <gs69azza> she does this 2x pw and started f45
17:00 <gs69azza> she's looking pretty good
17:00 <gs69azza> probs why michelle hates her
17:00 <gs69azza> lol
17:00 <Serenity> fucking sumo squats arghh
17:00 <Serenity> llol
17:00 <Serenity> im gonna write that down tho, id prob start at half of that tbh
17:00 <Serenity> cause my legs are weak
18:00 <gs69azza> haha it's all body weight stuff
18:00 <gs69azza> you'll be fine
18:00 <gs69azza> I'm known to make people vomit on leg day but like this is fine
18:00 <Skirmish> I think they have flogged the CSI show format to death. CSI cyber is a bit cliche.
18:00 <Serenity> those shows piss me off now
18:00 <Serenity> bo-ring
18:00 <gs69azza> never seen them
19:00 <Skirmish> I binge watched CSI Miami years ago and got to a point where it just annoyed me with all the catch phrases etc.
19:00 <Serenity> and every time I go hard out on the arm bits on the weight machine i get a clicking/popping sternum that drives me mad
19:00 <Skirmish> The original CSI was good.
19:00 <gs69azza> popping sternum doesn't sound right
19:00 <Student> who asked you Skirmish :P
19:00 <gs69azza> sounds like a back issue
20:00 <Serenity> its pretty normal apparently
20:00 <Serenity> for weight workouts
20:00 <Serenity> as long as theres no pain involved
20:00 <Serenity> which there isnt
20:00 <Skirmish> What movement are you doing when you getting the popping sensation?
20:00 <gs69azza> never in my entire life have I had my sternum pop
20:00 <gs69azza> I've had my ears pop from the weight being too heavy though]
20:00 <Serenity> just regular body momvents it bubbles/crackles
20:00 <Serenity> its irritating as fuck
21:00 <Serenity> its not during the work outs
21:00 <Skirmish> Never heard of that before.
21:00 <Serenity> afterwards
21:00 <Doodle> [14:20] <Serenity> its irritating as fuck<<-- maybe its just trying to be more like the rest of you
21:00 <Doodle> :D
21:00 <gs69azza> yeah doesn't sound right
21:00 <Serenity> its normal trust me lol
21:00 <gs69azza> ok
21:00 <gs69azza> i trust ya
22:00 <Serenity> http://www.healthhype.com/popping-cracking-clicking-sternum-breastbone-rib-joint.html
22:00 <Skirmish> gs69azza: Have you looking into any of the stuff by Mark Rippetoe?
22:00 <gs69azza> if it gets worse probs go see something
22:00 <Serenity> its not painful if theres pain thats bad
22:00 <Serenity> its just annoying
22:00 <gs69azza> Mark Rippetoe never heard of him
22:00 <ShadowLurker> lool doctor
22:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle*
22:00 <gs69azza> Mark Rippetoe is an American strength training coach and author. He has published a number of books and peer-reviewed articles. He has a BSc in geology with a minor in anthropology, but no degree in exercise science.
22:00 <ShadowLurker> you game
23:00 <Doodle> hehee
23:00 <Skirmish> http://startingstrength.com/ <--- He is behind this. Our PT at work just spent a few weeks in the US and reckons we should look into it for ourselves.
23:00 <Skirmish> It's a pain tracking down the book in Australia. Kate found a link though.
24:00 <gs69azza> http://startingstrength.com/training correcting peoples form... he's got a thumbs up from me already
24:00 <gs69azza> some coaches are fkn terrible
24:00 <Skirmish> Our PT said that he caught out some bad habits in his own training just by reading more into it.
25:00 <Skirmish> I advise against his protein shake recipes though. They sound gross lol.
25:00 <gs69azza> I'll look at them now
25:00 <gs69azza> I'm a big fan of charles poliquin
26:00 <Skirmish> Haven't heard of him.
26:00 <gs69azza> when I was in melbourne the other week I told layne norton to his face that I fkn hate him and he is nothing but a liar and I hope he dies
26:00 <Doodle> .
26:00 <Doodle> did everyone clap
26:00 <Skirmish> Did you fight? lol
26:00 <gs69azza> nah he was shocked
27:00 <gs69azza> nah
27:00 <Doodle> i wish i was man enough to deal with the amount of testosterone in here right now
27:00 <gs69azza> he looked like he was going to cry
27:00 <Doodle> but i'm not so bye
27:00 <gs69azza> he's a self proclaimed "doctor"
27:00 <gs69azza> has world records and claims natural
28:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the delicious Doodle
28:00 <Doodle> hai Matthew
28:00 <Doodle> how are your muscles and how often do u train
28:00 <Doodle> and what food do u eat and do u even lift
28:00 <Skirmish> Oh ... this vid was interesting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rh3MHnRI_I <--- I never knew about the second movment for tricep workouts.
28:00 <Doodle> brah
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Lying Triceps Extension with Mark Rippetoe Views: 130,240 Uploader: Starting Strength Uploaded: Dec 22, 2012 Duration: 14m15s Rating: 4.89
29:00 <gs69azza> lol I dont train arms
29:00 <gs69azza> however
29:00 <Skirmish> Sorry Doodle.
29:00 <Doodle> what for
29:00 <gs69azza> if this is about pointing elbows in
29:00 <Doodle> i'm just asking Matthew about his sick guns
29:00 <Serenity> i wonder if chest work will make my tits shrink
29:00 <Doodle> no
30:00 <Doodle> it will do the opposite
30:00 <Serenity> fuck
30:00 <Serenity> i dont want that
30:00 <Matthew> hey... what happened with simba ?
30:00 <Doodle> just ask my tits
30:00 <Doodle> eeee
30:00 <Doodle> wooooooo clarky
30:00 <Serenity> hey wb clarko
30:00 <Matthew> nobody will tell me :(
30:00 <Doodle> he flipped out
30:00 <Clarkson> Bracing for the fucking  shitful hot weather coming on the weekend
30:00 <Serenity> nobody will tell you what
30:00 <Clarkson> I'm too busy catching SNAPPER to want people to pay attention to shit I say
30:00 <Doodle> and was rude to erryone
31:00 <Doodle> and now nobody got time fo dat
31:00 <Doodle> etc
31:00 <Doodle> why wont u tell me about your muscles Matthew
31:00 <Matthew> because do you really want to waste 30 seconds of your life?
31:00 <Matthew> if I wanted to talk about this... I would return to the gym
32:00 <Doodle> why not i;ve wasted 37 years
32:00 <Doodle> another 30 secs wont matter
32:00 <Matthew> i was snapchatting simba last night and he was so vague
32:00 <Matthew> it's so annoying.. i just want to know what he did
32:00 <Serenity> what are you even talking about
32:00 <ShadowLurker> cos youre a git
32:00 <ShadowLurker> thats why
33:00 <ShadowLurker> now shut it
33:00 <gs69azza> which 2nd movement 
33:00 <Matthew> why he left and won't come back to #melbourne
33:00 <Doodle> i told u
33:00 <Skirmish> The shoulder extension.
33:00 <gs69azza> I've always done skull crushers like this
33:00 <gs69azza> lol
33:00 <Skirmish> I've never heard of them.
33:00 <Doodle> he is being vague cos he doesnt want to go into detail about how cunty he has been to people
33:00 <Doodle> and how much of a shitpile he is
33:00 <gs69azza> lying tricep extensions
33:00 <Serenity> no one knows Matthew and tbh im not sure anyone cares
34:00 <Serenity> and what Doodle said
34:00 <Matthew> oh ok
34:00 <gs69azza> but I haven't trained arms in like 3 years
34:00 <faux> tell us more
34:00 <Student> no more :P
35:00 <Matthew> he was being really bitchy
35:00 <Skirmish> It was an epic meltdown though.
35:00 <gs69azza> i'll tell you more butts
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> because steroids?
35:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <Skirmish> Nothing wrong with steroids.
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course not
36:00 <gs69azza> well
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> no adverse side effects
36:00 <gs69azza> there is and there isn't
36:00 <gs69azza> you can fk yourself up
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps should be taking em every fucking day
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> inject your brain with em skirmish, please
37:00 <Skirmish> My brain isn't a muscle. That would be pointless.
37:00 <Student> wow
37:00 <gs69azza> wait whose on gear?
37:00 <Student> brain is not a muscle :P
37:00 <Student> that is new
37:00 <Student> meat head :P
38:00 <gs69azza> my brain is the fattiest part of my b0di according to my last dexa scan
38:00 <Skirmish> Is beehhh using the nick Student now?
38:00 <Student> no fucker
38:00 <Clarkson> needs more unicorns n shit
38:00 <Student> you are just plain fucked up Skirmish
39:00 <Student> that is why you are comparsing beeh with the nick Student
39:00 <Student> but it is ok, i expect that kind of fucked up things from you 
39:00 <Student> carry on 
39:00 <Skirmish> You sound like beehhh, that is why the comparison is being made.
39:00 <Student> yah yah 
39:00 <Student> whatever
39:00 <Serenity> i just ate some pre made soup thing... wasnt so bad tbh
40:00 <Skirmish> What kind of soup?
40:00 <Serenity> curry laksa
40:00 <Doodle> TWO WORDS FACEBOOK
40:00 <Doodle> MOST
40:00 <Doodle> RECENT
40:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
41:00 <Serenity> no shit
41:00 <Clarkson> same crap as he always does
41:00 <Doodle> who the fuck are they to judge whats a top story anyway
41:00 <Doodle> assbags
41:00 <Clarkson> calling me a skank
41:00 <Skirmish> I've become so used to logging in and just changing it straight away to most recent I don't get bothered by it like I used to.
42:00 <Doodle> i'm always logged in it just changes itself randomly
42:00 <ShadowLurker> anything i say is a top story
42:00 <ShadowLurker> ok
42:00 <Doodle> haha
42:00 <Doodle> top story m8
42:00 <ShadowLurker> top story from a top bloke
43:00 <Student> lol 
43:00 <Doodle> ugh
43:00 <Student> top bloke is the one with having most number of followings?
43:00 <Doodle> have to call smash repairer
43:00 <Doodle> hate dealing with panelbeaters
43:00 <Serenity> why are they all so fucking dodgey
44:00 <Doodle> lol exactly
44:00 <Skirmish> Vengaboys to tour Australia and NZ in 2016.
44:00 <Serenity> in their wheelchairs?
44:00 <Skirmish> da venga bus is coming!
44:00 <Doodle> the finger bus
44:00 <Student> :)
44:00 <ShadowLurker> fenger bus
44:00 <Doodle> when it came out my friend went to sanity and asked for the finger bus song
44:00 <Doodle> cos thats what she thought it was
45:00 <Qbert> we like to party we like to party we like to party
45:00 <Skirmish> I thought they were supporting but they are the main act lol
45:00 <Student> wrong channel Qbert
45:00 <Doodle> https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
46:00 <Student> this channel is long known for party spoiler :P
46:00 <Skirmish> lol that trump gif
46:00 <Doodle> oh sweet
46:00 <Doodle> sexual imagery for class this week
47:00 <Doodle> win
47:00 <Skirmish> October 30th in Melbourne for you Doodle, November 12th for Perth residents. Jump on the venga bus.
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Doodle> halloween
47:00 <Doodle> almost
47:00 <Doodle> i can dress as a bus
47:00 <Student> 30th October is far away , i am not sure Doodle is going to survive for that long ;P
48:00 <Skirmish> BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, I WANT YOU IN MA ROOM!
48:00 <Doodle> i'll be fine Student, we have modern medicine here
48:00 <Serenity> gotta take lil to the dentist soon
48:00 <Doodle> oh fun
48:00 <Serenity> hope they ream her about not brushing her teeth
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <Serenity> cause im sick of arguing
48:00 <Student> lol that is what is worrying, modern medicines :P
48:00 <Doodle> get her an electric toothbrush and she will brush more often
49:00 <Serenity> she prob would tbh
49:00 <Doodle> yup
49:00 <Skirmish> Ethan used to argue saying they were done so I got the red chews that mark all the gunk still on the teeth red.
49:00 <Doodle> and it is quicker
49:00 <Skirmish> Hard to argue when your teeth are red.
49:00 <Serenity> might do that when they are due for new ones
49:00 <Serenity> i only did new brushes not long ago
49:00 <Doodle> ye
49:00 <Doodle> worth a try
49:00 <faux> just show them pics of ircers missing teeth
49:00 <Doodle> lolol
49:00 <Serenity> hahahah
49:00 <Serenity> this is you in 10 years
49:00 <Serenity> BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <faux> def
50:00 <faux> its enough to scare anyone
50:00 <faux> doodle my ac is being a shit
50:00 <Student> she is going to looser most of her teeths even if she is brushing them 
50:00 <Clarkson> ya should chheck out the 44 year old im fucking
50:00 <Doodle> 'yeah but mum theyre missing teeth cos they suck so much dick'
50:00 <Student> and will grow new one :P 
50:00 <Serenity> shes 11. shes not losing baby teeth
50:00 <Doodle> y4 faux
50:00 <Student> so no need to torture 
50:00 <faux> its just filling up w water and turning off every couole of hoirs unless i empty some
50:00 <faux> :/
50:00 <Student> ok
50:00 <Doodle> oh weird
50:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Get Colgate Disclotabs. It's the stuff that marks plaque red so you can point out that the teeth aren't clean.
50:00 <faux> its not on the dehumidifier setting so idk why its filling with water
50:00 <TheRiddler> brushing teeth sux I can understand
51:00 <faux> could the air filter have anything to do with it
51:00 <Serenity> where do i get them Skirmish? just a chemist?
51:00 <Doodle> yeah if its clogged
51:00 <faux> dont lauhh at me im just asking cos idk lol
51:00 <Doodle> maybe
51:00 <faux> hm
51:00 <faux> maybe it needs a clean
51:00 <Skirmish> Chemist would have them I think we even got these from Woolworths.
51:00 <Doodle> i think me knob might be clogged 2
51:00 <faux> ill polish it after me ac
51:00 <Serenity> ill get some but im hoping todays visit i can get them to have a go at her lol
51:00 <Doodle> lmao
51:00 <Doodle> wooo
52:00 <faux> but i dont see how an air filter will make the ac collect water?
52:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Haysi Fantayzee - Shiny Shiny.mp3 (3.41MB 128kbps Stereo 3:43)
52:00 <faux> can someone explain science
52:00 <faux> LOL
52:00 <faux> fanta sea
52:00 <Doodle> it could be fucking with the thermostat or the sensors that detect humidity
52:00 <Serenity> if its a portable air con collecting water is normal
52:00 <Serenity> some have tubs some have hoses
52:00 <faux> no its not
52:00 <Serenity> if it hasnt been collecting water then that isnt normal
52:00 <Doodle> hers is doing it more than usual sezz
52:00 <faux> i discussed this with the people i bought it from
52:00 <Skirmish> Water/condensation is normal for an AC.
52:00 <Serenity> pauls mums one you have to do it every 2 hours
52:00 <faux> it went a year without needing emptying
53:00 <faux> there are three settings
53:00 <faux> cold.. which doesn't need emptying 
53:00 <Serenity> a year without emptying isnt normal dude
53:00 <faux> dehumidifier 
53:00 <faux> which does
53:00 <Doodle> mist>flood>tsunami
53:00 <faux> and then fan
53:00 <faux> which doesnt
53:00 <abortion> no suprise here?
53:00 <Serenity> mines got a hose that constantly rains
53:00 <ShadowLurker> some have the water in a heated tray to re-evaporate it for average to light humidity but when it gets bs humid it cant cope
53:00 <faux> so for a whole year it didnt get humid in syd
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> my ac collects water on cold setting
54:00 <abortion> I would have expected this too
54:00 <Doodle> i dont have ac cos i'm not a fucking pussy
54:00 <faux> i was told mine doesnt
54:00 <faux> YES U DO
54:00 <abortion> aircons often have drain pipes for this purpose
54:00 <Serenity> i dont think it was working properly if it went a whole year without needing to be emptied. I have legit never seen one with a tub that hasnt needed it once a day at the very lest
54:00 <Doodle> i do not
54:00 <faux> lying cumstain
54:00 <Matthew> omg
54:00 <faux> you showed me pix
54:00 <Doodle> i used that thing like twice its a piece of shit
54:00 <faux> but i asked the peeps
54:00 <faux> WHY WOULD THEY LIE
54:00 <faux> turds
54:00 <Skirmish> What model do you have faux?
55:00 <ShadowLurker> cos sales
55:00 <faux> its a heller something
55:00 <ShadowLurker> never trust a sales rep
55:00 <Skirmish> Salespeople generally only have a basic knowledge.
55:00 <abortion> oh a freestanding one
55:00 <abortion> yeah
55:00 <faux> yeah
55:00 <abortion> doesn't it have a drain?
55:00 <Doodle> heller full
55:00 <faux> it does but i literaly never needed to use it up until recently
55:00 <ShadowLurker> lol doods
55:00 <faux> lmao doodle
55:00 <Serenity> some days in summer mine is like a tap constantly draining
55:00 <abortion> probably a number of reasons
55:00 <Skirmish> The drain would be an internal one and like ShadowLurker said, it would operate like a fridge where the water would evaporate away under normal use.
55:00 <Doodle> what about the ac sezz?
55:00 <Serenity> LOL shhh
55:00 <faux> lmao
55:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
56:00 <Serenity> thank fuck we dont have to worry any more
56:00 <abortion> I don't think there is any point concerning youself with it, you don't have a weather station in your room and all the data to calculate what is normal
56:00 <abortion> just start using the drain
56:00 <faux> so it wouldnt need to be emptied then skirmish?
56:00 <faux> what
56:00 <TheRiddler> mine has a hose that you're meant to stick outside to drain
56:00 <abortion> otherwise you've got to take it somewhere to get looked at
57:00 <TheRiddler> or something
57:00 <Serenity> im shocked you got a whole year without it flooding your house tbh lol
57:00 <faux> dammit
57:00 <faux> how annoying
57:00 <abortion> which to me sounds like more hassle than its worth
57:00 <abortion> so yeah, install the drain and move on imo
57:00 <Skirmish> If it needs to be emptied now and it hasn't in the past I would guess that 1. Something isn't working like it should (heater element that evaps water) or 2. The system is working so hard it's not evaporating fast enough.
57:00 <TheRiddler> unfortuently you need a cut hole in the flyscreen or something 
57:00 <Serenity> 3 someone make me a coffee
58:00 <Doodle> can one of thoise 3 make me 1 too
58:00 <Doodle> -i
58:00 <TheRiddler> so my hose drains into a bucket
58:00 <Serenity> mums garden got super green the summer i had it at her house haha
58:00 <faux> so would the air filter have anything to do w it
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <Serenity> its not likely faux
58:00 <ShadowLurker> watching this makes me feel like faux would get a more accurate answer from 4chan
58:00 <faux> hmm
58:00 <Serenity> if the air filter was fucked it would tell you
58:00 <TheRiddler> I would clean it anyways
58:00 <Skirmish> faux: Yes if the air filter is blocked the system would be running on overdrive.
58:00 <faux> oh
58:00 <abortion> yeah it's not a steady state issue
58:00 <faux> maybe dassit
58:00 <ShadowLurker> well
58:00 <faux> ill clean it one day see if it helps
58:00 <Skirmish> Is the filter able to just be cleaned off?
58:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <Serenity> hnng
59:00 <Serenity> anyway
59:00 <faux> yeah i thinj its a washable kne
59:00 <Serenity> coffee
59:00 <abortion> wut
59:00 <faux> one
59:00 <Doodle> i have washable knees
59:00 <Skirmish> Clean it and you will find it's much nicer.
59:00 <abortion> get a vaccuum cleaner, pull out filter, vaccuum, done
59:00 <ShadowLurker> the air would flow slower which makes it contact the cooling parts longer and make it condensate more
59:00 <Skirmish> ^
59:00 <faux> mmnscience gives me a moisty
59:00 <abortion> yeah I didn't think of that
59:00 <Doodle> quick turn on the ac
59:00 <abortion> more dwell time
59:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <faux> no itll flood
59:00 <Doodle> what will
59:00 <Doodle> :D
59:00 <ShadowLurker> take filter out and live on the edge
59:00 <faux> yamum
00:00 <Doodle> o
00:00 <ShadowLurker> she'll be right for about a year
00:00 <Matthew> currently snapchatting a hottie from Louisiana ... i need to screenshot to show you
00:00 <Skirmish> If anyone ever tells you that an AC on cool doesn't produce water though they are telling lies faux.
00:00 <faux> smd
00:00 <faux> okies
00:00 <TheRiddler> I'm probably going to sell my ac unit
00:00 <faux> fuk u bunnings cunts
00:00 <faux> mines p good though
00:00 <Serenity> yeah thats bullshit lol
00:00 <faux> was $500 and 4.2 horsies
00:00 <Serenity> my ac has never even been turned onto dehumidify and water pours from it constantly
00:00 <Skirmish> Neeeeigh.
00:00 <faux> ehe
01:00 <ShadowLurker> Mattjew like i said noone cares
01:00 <faux> my mum left me a voicemail of her singing YOU ARE MY SUNSHINEEEE
01:00 <ShadowLurker> fuckoff and die
01:00 <faux> my ears are bleeding
02:00 <Matthew> charming..
02:00 <Skirmish> You make me hapeeeeeee when skies are grey
03:00 <Matthew> you just told someone on a chatroom to "fuckoff and die" ... life goals completed...
03:00 <Skirmish> Matthew: Don't pretend like it's the first time that's happened.
03:00 <Student> congrats Matthew
03:00 <Matthew> i don't really care if you don't like me or disagree with things I say ... you can at least try and be civil
04:00 <Student> what else one can expect from Skirmish? the ill-mannered guy :P
04:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
04:00 <Serenity> uh
04:00 <Serenity> thats not civil
04:00 <ShadowLurker> can you at least stop lying
04:00 <Skirmish> not sure why you have a boner for me Student but I didn't say it.
04:00 <Serenity> rofl poor Student is confused
04:00 <ShadowLurker> making up bullshit in a last ditch attempt to impress the fuckwits of this channel
04:00 <ShadowLurker> cos the normal ppl all know youre a fuckwith of the nth degree
04:00 <Matthew> who is doing that??
05:00 <Student> :-/
05:00 <Serenity> rofl why is Matthew coping it im so confused
05:00 <Matthew> is he talking to me? I'm confused...
05:00 <Student> :)
05:00 <Doodle> i'm toey
06:00 <ShadowLurker> hi toey im dad
06:00 <Skirmish> It must be you. Student isn't bright enough to make things up so ShadowLurker's not talking about him.
06:00 <Doodle> ehehee
06:00 <ShadowLurker> Skirmish knows
06:00 <Matthew> genuine nfi what is going on... but OK
06:00 <Student> :)
06:00 <ShadowLurker> not surprising
06:00 <Serenity> :S
07:00 <faux> someone talk science to me
07:00 <Skirmish> Always chucking fats
07:00 <ShadowLurker> you lose weight thru breath
07:00 <ShadowLurker> science bitch
07:00 <Matthew> I think IF it is me... I would probably be looking elsewhere to start an 'impress spree' rather than #melbourne (no offence all)
07:00 <faux> dont be rude im big boned
07:00 <Clarkson> im not fucking stupid!
07:00 <faux> thars not science talk
07:00 <Skirmish> You lose more weight being cold than you do being hot.
07:00 <faux> sif
07:00 <ShadowLurker> true
07:00 <Skirmish> True story.
08:00 <faux> really
08:00 <ShadowLurker> your body burns more energy to keep you warm
08:00 <faux> but im always cold in me ac why teh fuck do i zumba
08:00 <Serenity> yup
08:00 <Skirmish> When you are cold you shiver. Takes more calories to shiver than to sweat.
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <faux> im gonna buy a freezer
08:00 <Serenity> you have to eat something like 1500 more calories a day when you visit places like antarctica just to maintain your body weight
08:00 <Serenity> if you are of normal weight
08:00 <Doodle> just move here
08:00 <Student> there is no futre for the dummies of this channel 
08:00 <Skirmish> You should download Dr Carl podcasts and just splooge all over your unit faux.
08:00 <ShadowLurker> when it burns said energy it converts sugars to CO2 and you breathe it out
08:00 <faux> THOUGHT UD NEVER ASK DOODLE
08:00 <Doodle> hahaha
09:00 <faux> mm science
09:00 <faux> more
09:00 <faux> dr carl sounds like a cunt
09:00 <Serenity> all i can think of is that boxhead flog from neighbours
09:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXaXXak5SG0
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Great Moments in Science - with Dr Karl Views: 17,936 Uploader: The Royal Institution Uploaded: Nov 11, 2015 Duration: 68m44s Rating: 4.22
10:00 <Skirmish> Dr Carl is great. Ethan has his books.
10:00 <faux> SARAH
10:00 <Matthew> neighbours this week looks awesome... its the "biggest week ever"
10:00 <faux> new shameless
10:00 <Skirmish> My only issue with Dr Carl is that he wastes his time on Triple J which only has losers listen to it.
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <Doodle> whats the difference between neighbours and anal sex
10:00 <Serenity> yer ill watch later ive gotta go
10:00 <faux> both r shit
10:00 <Doodle> neighbours makes your whole week and anal sex makes ur hole weak
10:00 <faux> lmao
11:00 <faux> good ol daddle
11:00 <Doodle> ^_^
11:00 <faux> now show me ur hole
11:00 <Doodle> NO
11:00 <faux> ffs
11:00 <gs69azza> lolol
11:00 <Doodle> u first
11:00 <faux> y u so selfish
11:00 <faux> uve seen me butt i need a panoramic shot to fit it in
11:00 <Doodle> thats ok
11:00 <Doodle> take ur time
12:00 <faux> lool
12:00 <faux> brb rentin the hubble telescope
12:00 <Doodle> lol stfu
12:00 <faux> RUDE
12:00 <TheRiddler> watch episodes of bill nye the science guy
12:00 <TheRiddler> :p
12:00 <Doodle> the first thing they will ask is 'do you have a working a/c?'
12:00 <Doodle> 'cos u can rent it if u do'
12:00 <faux> loooll
12:00 <faux> ff
12:00 <faux> s
13:00 <faux> i still havent had lu ch
13:00 <faux> help
13:00 <Skirmish> Time to get ready for work.
13:00 <Doodle> me either
13:00 <Doodle> i'm not having lunch this year
13:00 <faux> LOL
13:00 <faux> this year
13:00 <faux> gtfo
13:00 <Student> very nice Doodle
13:00 <Doodle> its been ages
13:00 <faux> im gonna go huff some brie
13:00 <Doodle> i'm doing my bit to end world hunger
13:00 <faux> em
13:00 <Student> nice work Doodle
14:00 <Student> are you loosing more teeths this year Doodle?
14:00 <Doodle> i have all my teeth thankyou, apart from my wisdom teeth
14:00 <faux> loosing more teeths
14:00 <faux> k brie bye
15:00 <Doodle> o/
15:00 <Student> no wisdom teeths? :P
15:00 <Student> make sense to me
15:00 <Doodle> yeah i had to have them removed cos they were so massive and i was so wise
15:00 <Student> what? is that true?
16:00 <Doodle> of course its true this is the internet after all
16:00 <Student> :)
17:00 <Student> we will be needing a lot of nappies for the tour, Dr Karl 
17:00 <Student> what is wrong with that guy 
19:00 <Matthew> i need to po
19:00 <Matthew> poo*
19:00 <|RAZ|> thats because you ate something
19:00 <|RAZ|> why did you do that?
20:00 <Matthew> I did about 3 hours ago
20:00 <Student> In australia most of the rivers are upside down <--- rivers are always upside down that is how they flow
26:00 <Serenity>  mm dentist smell
29:00 <faux> god sez i love kevs body
29:00 <faux> his butt hnggg
35:00 <Matthew> who is kev ?
36:00 <faux> kev in Shameless
39:00 <gs69azza> kev as in my sponsor?
39:00 <Doodle> kevin shameless
39:00 <gs69azza> he has nice glutes
39:00 <gs69azza> lol
39:00 <faux> pix
40:00 <gs69azza> https://49.media.tumblr.com/7122e640849da2d936888fe1327b6eb1/tumblr_n3y7x4vLLJ1tujce7o1_250.gif you're talking about this guy
40:00 <gs69azza> ?
41:00 <faux> lmao yes
41:00 <gs69azza> hmm can't find a pic of the kev i'm talking about's glutes
41:00 <faux> he has a shaved head now
41:00 <faux> and his body is bangin
41:00 <gs69azza> really?
42:00 <gs69azza> from that image he appears to have the physique of a small child
42:00 <zaim> i love shameless
42:00 <gs69azza> http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/shameless/images/4/40/Kevpromous.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/169?cb=20120404191530 dadbod?
43:00 <gs69azza> waiiit this one? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CY-GbrMVAAAHRbz.png
43:00 <gs69azza> looks decent if that's him
43:00 <gs69azza> even has legs
46:00 <faux> yeah thats hum
46:00 <faux> him 
46:00 <faux> yummy
47:00 <gs69azza> nb
47:00 <faux> his ass hnvg
47:00 <faux> hngg
48:00 <Student> ???
48:00 <Student> why are you focusing too much on his ass?
49:00 <gs69azza> faux loves ass like I do
49:00 <gs69azza> this is why my cover photo on fb is this
49:00 <gs69azza> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12144907_10207455956464469_6354152458608546866_n.jpg?oh=3b7068d986adcfdcbfee65994e31befd&oe=57BC636B
50:00 <faux> yeah but you like eating ir
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <faux> i juat admire
50:00 <faux> and maybe spank
50:00 <faux> ;D
50:00 <gs69azza> eat spank fuck
50:00 <gs69azza> whatevs
50:00 <Student> naughty 
50:00 <gs69azza> all in all, I enjoy ass
51:00 <gs69azza> I'm probs moving back to gong hey
52:00 <faux> why
52:00 <gs69azza> I ain't saving shit
52:00 <faux> stop snorting your money away
52:00 <gs69azza> can move back to my parents and bank like 1k a week
52:00 <gs69azza> yeahhhh I've quit 
52:00 <gs69azza> 2 weekends sober
52:00 <gs69azza> sorry I had 1 beer last night for Ricky's bday
52:00 <faux> good
52:00 <faux> a beers ok
53:00 <gs69azza> yeah I worked it out
53:00 <gs69azza> I've spent a lot of money partying
55:00 <faux> mm
55:00 <faux> you back w your mrs*?
57:00 <gs69azza> yeahhh
57:00 <gs69azza> kinda got a tattoo for her too because I was fucked up not knowing which was was up in melb
57:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <faux> what is it
58:00 <gs69azza> i'll send it to ya
58:00 <faux> ok
59:00 <Student> :)
59:00 <Student> feeding the monster
21:00 <Serenity> why does aus post even bother with consignment  numbers
21:00 <Serenity> useless fucking idiots
22:00 <gs69azza> they never load
22:00 <Serenity> even if they do they dont update them
22:00 <Serenity> ive had so many that have saod the same thing for 5 days  and then it turns up out of nowhere and the tracking still says its in melb
23:00 <Serenity> ive got one now thats said melb for 4 days now
27:00 <faux> wellthat was a pretty mediocre season finale 
28:00 <TheRon> kardashians?
29:00 <faux> no
31:00 <faux> shameless 
31:00 <faux> i woke up this morning with two broken nails i would like to know what the fuck i did in my sleep
32:00 <TheRon> yeah i have that problem
34:00 <Serenity> scracthin ya butt
34:00 <Serenity> fuckkk this swipe thing
34:00 <faux> scracthin
35:00 <faux> U THCWATCHED MY THEEDEE
35:00 <Serenity> i keep turning it off
35:00 <Serenity> but it turns it back on
37:00 <TheRon> it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again
44:00 <Serenity> oh no theres a girl here in jeggings
45:00 <Matthew> welcome TheRon
46:00 <TheRon> the divine ron
46:00 <Matthew> no. I wouldn't go that far.
46:00 <TheRon> hey look if it's good enough for faux
48:00 <faux> LOL
48:00 <Matthew> divine is only my upper echelon 
50:00 <TheRon> isn't divine also a cat food?
51:00 <Matthew> no. that is 'Dine'
51:00 <TheRon> my mistake
52:00 <Matthew> meow
14:00 <Matthew> hello to abortion
15:00 <faux> woah
15:00 <abortion> Hm?
15:00 <abortion> yes, I am
15:00 <Matthew> just thought I would send a random shout out
16:00 <British^Meat> fellow crow eater
16:00 <TheRon> hello abortion, that's what she said!
16:00 <Matthew> I am pro-choice
17:00 <abortion> I am pro-<offensive but supportive of abortion>
17:00 <abortion> pro-eugenics
17:00 <abortion> yes that
17:00 <Matthew> oh OK
17:00 <Matthew> sounds complicated
18:00 <abortion> heh I'm messing
18:00 <Matthew> how are you, abortion ?
18:00 <Matthew> and don't say painful or uncomfortable
18:00 <abortion> lol
19:00 <abortion> I am, hmm, well seated
19:00 <Matthew> lol
19:00 <|RAZ|> less than 9 months old I'd imagine
20:00 <|RAZ|> when I see the word abort I think of rocket launches so theres no offense taken
21:00 <abortion> a eugenics program for rocket launches?
22:00 <TheRon> the little critters on south park watching abortions to see how they're done
22:00 <Matthew> I support women having a choice... but I don't like hearing/seeing/discussing how abortions are carried out
22:00 <Matthew> I find it really disturbing
23:00 <abortion> That just sounds like medical procedures generally
23:00 <TheRon> yet you still vacuum?
23:00 <|RAZ|> I used to say I supported eugenics because I did. Then I leraned that einstein wouldnt have made the cut and look at how important he became. 
23:00 <abortion> as far as the gore of medical procedures go, abortions are pretty mild
24:00 <Matthew> I still find it creepy
24:00 <|RAZ|> For those who don't know einstein was not able to talk until later in his teens
24:00 <abortion> I'm trying to think of a really gory medical procedure
24:00 <abortion> |RAZ|: Sounds like autism
24:00 <|RAZ|> exactly
24:00 <|RAZ|> yet he used more of his grey matter than anyone else
24:00 <|RAZ|> ever has
24:00 <abortion> How about, kidney removal?
25:00 <abortion> well we don't actually know that
25:00 <abortion> usage and useful are not neccessarily the same thing
25:00 <abortion> Nah bugger it
26:00 <abortion> some kind of cancer removal
26:00 <abortion> big tumours
26:00 <abortion> ah I know
26:00 <abortion> removing brain tumours
26:00 <abortion> How does abortion compare to brain tumour removal, Matthew?
26:00 <|RAZ|> it was actually measured after his death. they wanted to know what einsteins brain was like
27:00 <TheRon> or watching hostel?
27:00 <abortion> bit of selection bias, surely...
27:00 <Matthew> I would prefer to discuss brain tumour removal than abortion
27:00 <abortion> really? Interesting
27:00 <abortion> Man, emotions are quite powerful eh
27:00 <|RAZ|> why are you looking for something offensive to talk about? lack of other interests?
28:00 <|RAZ|> DO YOU SCIENCE?
28:00 <TheRon> this is still more tasteful than talking about period poo
28:00 <abortion> Well, ethics often do border on the unacceptable, change and taboo have a strange relationship
29:00 <abortion> its interesting how emotions can change the way the rational brain works
29:00 <abortion> for whatever rationality the brain can have as a result heh
29:00 <TheRon> i can not bring myself to watch the latest star wars, i think it's wrong
30:00 <|RAZ|> I'm just wondering of the overall practicality of it. sure watching big brother can be 'interesting' too, but what has been accomplished by taking part in the audience of those sorts of things? whats the personal long term benefit?
31:00 <abortion> As for brain usage, I have read an abstract that autism maybe be caused by overly linked neurons. Thus leading to a self reinforcing storm of activity which is difficult to quell
31:00 <TheRon> i just watched big brother for the nude chicks
31:00 <abortion> is this perhaps what they measured in his brain, interlinking of neurons? Or was it folds in the grey matter?
32:00 <Matthew> I loved Big Brother but I prefer the UK version
32:00 <TheRon> nude chicks?
32:00 <Matthew> yes but not all the time... just plenty of fights and more interesting characters.
32:00 <abortion> |RAZ|: Relatively simple. Change is good. If you aren't challenged, you're not likely to trigger areas of your brain which are not well used. Seems to me that a safe space is a great way to quell creativity
33:00 <abortion> even in engineering and science, there is still space for creativity
34:00 <abortion> Oh you meant big brother
34:00 <abortion> my apologies
34:00 <abortion> Though it does still fit the previous question
38:00 <|RAZ|> this shows a lot of th einfo http://io9.gizmodo.com/this-is-why-einsteins-brain-was-better-than-yours-1441971724
39:00 <abortion> Without having read it, as I said before, the whole thing is still an instance of selection bias. How comprehensive is the set of brains studied really
39:00 <|RAZ|> I'm not that into human anatomy to be honest. I prefer talking about physics and shit
39:00 <TheRon> yogi bear, did they autopsy him. is he really smarter than the average bear?
40:00 <|RAZ|> yogi had zombie rabies 
40:00 <abortion> To me it could well just be that this is typical of an autism brain, it just so happens that his clicked into a way which is more productive than most
41:00 <abortion> having extra linkages, as I was saying earlier
41:00 <|RAZ|> some high functioning autistics are like that
41:00 <|RAZ|> zero people skills
41:00 <abortion> So given your interest in physics, whats the chance you read xkcd's "what if"s?
42:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6oiH117FW8
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tripod - Autistic Views: 42,998 Uploader: isgo17 Uploaded: Feb 15, 2010 Duration: 4m36s Rating: 4.88
42:00 <|RAZ|> nope
42:00 <abortion> well colour me sidewall
42:00 <abortion> http://what-if.xkcd.com/129/
44:00 <|RAZ|> ah right yeah I think someone showed me this page before
44:00 <abortion> its an incestuous community, academically speaking
45:00 <TheRon> like being south australian?
45:00 <TheRon> nah sorry that's just incestuous
46:00 <abortion> You sure you're not confusing here for Tasmania?
46:00 <abortion> Not that any of my blood is from SA so doesn't apply to me :)
46:00 <|RAZ|> I was writing a not so bad scifi novel at one point. I wanted to know how much matter there was in the asteroid belt so I could have it smash into mars. The asteroid belt was simply not enough mass
46:00 <TheRon> south australians that can swim
47:00 <|RAZ|> was dissapointing :/
47:00 <abortion> How realistic were you aiming to be?
47:00 <|RAZ|> as much as possible
48:00 <abortion> Why not just loosen the parameters
48:00 <abortion> go forward a couple hundreds of years
48:00 <abortion> take wormhole tech as read
49:00 <|RAZ|> well the thing is the planets orbit had to shift as well. I thought about syphoning off the rings of saturn for water and that wasnt going to be enough either.
49:00 <|RAZ|> I'd need the oort cloud
49:00 <abortion> Take one of Jupiters moons
49:00 <TheRon> i prefer beer sport and breasts
49:00 <abortion> as for water https://what-if.xkcd.com/143/
51:00 <|RAZ|> yeah I deliberately avoided europa. I had other plans for that
51:00 <abortion> lol
51:00 <|RAZ|> its not humans doing the terraforming
51:00 <abortion> So instead of terraforming, solar-err-system-forming?
52:00 <|RAZ|> sort of yeah
53:00 <|RAZ|> I think I'm going to have to cheat
53:00 <abortion> I am reminded of a conversation Tigger and myself had regarding Von Neumann self reproducing space probes and the likelyhood of one turning hostile, based on various social factors leading to these kinds of decisions
53:00 <abortion> we didn't agree
53:00 <TheRon> was eeor and pooh there too?
54:00 <faux> eeor
54:00 <TheRon> was i close/
54:00 <abortion> no
54:00 <abortion> they weren't
54:00 <abortion> I think its eyore
54:00 <abortion> ???
54:00 <abortion> nope
54:00 <abortion> eeyore
55:00 <|RAZ|> autonomous AI was a bit of a stretch so why not have them just do some sort of warp syphoning of the gas giants.. If I'm going to cheat I may as well go all in 
55:00 <abortion> nice
55:00 <abortion> inb4 black hole mining
56:00 <TheRon> that's what gay ppl call sex with a black man
56:00 <Clarkson> i not sex addict that just wants sex
56:00 <|RAZ|> I argue the theory of black holes
56:00 <abortion> I just picked it because mass density
57:00 <|RAZ|> I'm not saying theres not a void in space where matter seems to dissapear but what you see is not everything that is. there is not 'hole'
58:00 <TheRon> keep talking this science stuff, it's make katatonic_kate01 all moist
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
58:00 <faux> thatd be me
58:00 <TheRon> knew it was one of you
59:00 <abortion> Well otherwise 1. Find pulsar 2. Galactic mining equipment 3.???  4. Neutron star mining profits.
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> 4. eat cupcakes and don’t worry
59:00 <|RAZ|> strip matter down to its bare componants and all you have is protons and electrons. no nucleus. its no longer as much as it is trans matter
00:00 <abortion> Well hawking already proposed Hawking radiation so that it's just a hole isn't really accepted anymore anyway 
00:00 <TheRon> this is keeping me excited
01:00 <abortion> Ehem what about neutrons 
01:00 <|RAZ|> he claimed the radiation was the black hole burping... 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> *burps*
01:00 <|RAZ|> I coiuld also go down to sub atomic particals.. 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, ya mum’s ‘black hole’ burps
01:00 <|RAZ|> they still wont behave like normal matter
01:00 <abortion> Yes. Thus not being just a thing where matter just disappears
01:00 <|RAZ|> heya kate :D
01:00 <TheRon> should always wait an hour after eating before attempting a bit of science
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that raz from qld?
02:00 <|RAZ|> wheres my subway?!
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh HAI *waves*
02:00 <|RAZ|> :P
02:00 <TheRon> where's dr karl when we need him
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> you still need to come to sydney :P
02:00 <abortion> At some point I would expect some tech which accepts mass and/or energy and just does stuff 
03:00 <abortion> I was just thinking of a big source of mass
03:00 <|RAZ|> I'm a backyard physicist/inventor
04:00 <|RAZ|> an armchair scientist
04:00 <TheRon> i learnt stuff from dr karl like why we shouldn't break the seal when we're on the piss
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you can’t hold it forever!
04:00 <TheRon> but once you do the floodgates open
05:00 <abortion> I'm a crazy guy from not france
05:00 <TheRon> apparently there's like this sponge thing, it can only hold so much and after a while you just need to pee all the time
06:00 <|RAZ|> been having fun messing around with different states of matter.. speaking of, I'm off to create some dark matter of my own (I had 2 footlong meatball subs with pickles yesterday :>)
06:00 <abortion> Have you also been trying to manipulate gravity?
06:00 <abortion> thats a lot of foos
06:00 <abortion> *food
07:00 <TheRon> aliens scully, aliens
07:00 <|RAZ|> it was too much for one day
07:00 <|RAZ|> I've had some fun with grabity but its just too weak of a force to do anything with on a local scale
07:00 <|RAZ|> grabity. lol
07:00 <|RAZ|> done that too lmao
08:00 <abortion> Maybe you need to put on more mass
08:00 <TheRon> we've all gone th egrab at some stage
09:00 <|RAZ|> if gravity is going to be something to use what you really want is quantum gravity. non localized.. mmmm.. the power
09:00 <|RAZ|> bbiab
09:00 <abortion> I was making a fat joke dammit >.<
10:00 <TheRon> amelia isn't fat
10:00 <TheRon> i don't think
11:00 <amelia> goshdamn i get called fat every time i log on
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, she is
11:00 <faux> lol meelies
11:00 <amelia> I seriously do ahahahaha
11:00 <faux> u fat fuk
11:00 <Clarkson> beehhh die you scummy cunt
12:00 <amelia> fat or angry or sometimes both
12:00 <abortion> lol
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways zomvbies are more important than you all
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> bbl
12:00 <faux> might have to start calling i FaT MeeLieS
12:00 <abortion> don't you mean bumblebees?
12:00 <amelia> hahahahahahahahah
12:00 <amelia> obesia
12:00 <abortion> obeeeesity
13:00 <faux> LMAO
13:00 <amelia> i have a fat head
13:00 <amelia> dats about it
13:00 <abortion> My popsicles are better than yours
14:00 <Serenity> FAT TREE STUMP WOG
14:00 <faux> FaT HeaD
14:00 <amelia> DATS A MEEEEE
14:00 <abortion> Marty, we've got to make like a tree
15:00 <Serenity> DATS-A-ME STUMPIO
15:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHHA
15:00 <amelia> fuckin mole
15:00 <Serenity> ehehehe
15:00 <faux> lmao
15:00 <amelia> I am sensitive today ok
15:00 <Serenity> r u perioding
15:00 <amelia> ok i lied I'm not
15:00 <amelia> no
15:00 <Serenity> damn
15:00 <Skirmish> She's just angry. She will grow out of it. 
16:00 <amelia> i prob won't
16:00 <Serenity> nah its part n parcel of being a stump
16:00 <Skirmish> Probably not
16:00 <faux> its funnt cos she has a moustache like mario
17:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHHAA
17:00 <amelia> no i got it threaded
17:00 <Skirmish> That could be the result of a serious medical condition and you're making fun of her over it. 
17:00 <amelia> on Sat
17:00 <amelia> eyebrows too
17:00 <amelia> I'm all maintained fank m8s
17:00 <Serenity> i just cover my face in nair like that scene in mrs doubtfire
17:00 <Serenity> with the cream
17:00 <Serenity> HELLOO!
17:00 <amelia> ahahhaah
17:00 <amelia> how long it last tho
18:00 <amelia> I can't do my own browd
18:00 <Serenity> bout 3 weeks
18:00 <amelia> i would fuck em up
18:00 <abortion> Looks like we're, Finnished, here. they're all dead sir
19:00 <faux> i do me brows 
19:00 <faux> but not w nair
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <amelia> you plux?
19:00 <faux> wax and plux
19:00 <Kynetic> its life jim. but not as we know it.
19:00 <amelia> show me your brows
19:00 <faux> remind me after dinner
19:00 <robot> hi
19:00 <amelia> okies
19:00 <amelia> hai wobot
19:00 <faux> i need to poop and im hungry 
19:00 <Clarkson> lick a cunt hole
20:00 <robot> hello amelia
20:00 <Serenity> i nair my monobrow
20:00 <faux> k clarly
20:00 <Serenity> but plus the other bits
20:00 <faux> clarky
20:00 <Clarkson> nuffin gaming and calling someone a cunty lil slut
20:00 <faux> oh ok
20:00 <robot> how is everyone
20:00 <amelia> I have a pic but they dun look too gr8
20:00 <amelia> I tryna get em thicker
20:00 <Skirmish> I want laser hair killing whatever on my face so I never have to shave again. 
21:00 <Serenity> i want me vag lasered
21:00 <amelia> yah same
21:00 <faux> me 2
21:00 <faux> laser me box
21:00 <robot> same
21:00 <faux> gross
21:00 <TheRon> rhinoplasty?
21:00 <faux> youll habe to deal w nasty vags too yanno
21:00 <amelia> i wouldn't go to a male therapist
21:00 <Serenity> i got an email for a scoopon for laser
22:00 <Skirmish> I watched a video on what the laser does to hair slow motion. It's pretty gruesome. 
22:00 <faux> i would if he looked like james lafferty
22:00 <Serenity> $169 for 6 months of treatments
22:00 <Serenity> or 99 for 3
22:00 <|RAZ|> robotnic o/
22:00 <faux> that's p decent
22:00 <amelia> wot that's heaps good
22:00 <amelia> for your box?
22:00 <robot> yes raz, it is i, robot
22:00 <robot> ha
22:00 <robot> hi
22:00 <Skirmish> faux: It's my understanding that the hair should be as short as possible when being treated with laser. 
22:00 <Serenity> anywhere you want
22:00 <Skirmish> So shaved and a few days regrowth. 
22:00 <faux> im not talking hairy vags
22:00 <faux> im talking nasty kebab meatflap ones
23:00 <TheRon> vaginaplasty?
23:00 <|RAZ|> robot has high quality oil
23:00 <amelia> yah fat pussys
23:00 <amelia> stinky pussys
23:00 <Skirmish> I would be selective and turn away terrible looking flaps.
23:00 <faux> cheeseburger ones
23:00 <amelia> double quarter pounders
23:00 <Serenity> fat stump pussies
23:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAAHHA
23:00 <amelia> you green haired fuck
23:00 <faux> lmao
23:00 <amelia> leaf me alone
23:00 <faux> GHF
23:00 <amelia> stumpy
23:00 <robot> lol
23:00 <faux> and TSW
23:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAH
24:00 <robot> next time i get the shits with someone i'm gonna call them a fat stump
24:00 <robot> taken.
24:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHHAA
24:00 <amelia> I banned him and he csme
24:00 <faux> what
24:00 <amelia> Back hour later n said if i consider banning him again then he would come for me
24:00 <faux> like jizzed
24:00 <TheRon> are we talking 3 am girl fat?
24:00 <faux> oh
24:00 <amelia> So i banned him again
24:00 <faux> LOL
24:00 <amelia> he is gonna be very cut
25:00 <faux> i thought u meant u banned him and he jizzed
25:00 <faux> .
25:00 <faux> awks
25:00 <amelia> AHAAHAH
25:00 <amelia> yux
25:00 <Serenity> ohh thats like when hes like
25:00 <Serenity> BAN ME AND UR KIDS R GETTING IT
25:00 <Serenity> ok
25:00 <Serenity> ban
25:00 <faux> yeah whenever i ban he msgs me about sezs kids pics
25:00 <faux> im like ok
25:00 <Skirmish> Jerome is a special kind of fucked in the head. 
25:00 <faux> kids pics tonight ;0
26:00 <faux> just hav to call.mayo ;)
26:00 <faux> cos im his bitch.
26:00 <amelia> AAHAHHAHAHAA
26:00 <faux> god hes lame
26:00 <amelia> he drops mayo in thr convo all the time
26:00 <Skirmish> Mayo seems to have calmed down heaps of late. 
26:00 <Serenity> HAHAHA
26:00 <amelia> biggest mayo crush
26:00 <Serenity> just calling mayo
26:00 <faux> loll
26:00 <Serenity> like that doesnt make him the biggest loser on the planet
26:00 <Serenity> BRB JUST CALLING ME MIRC FWENDS
26:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <zaim> i got a new number
27:00 <amelia> mayo is busy playins ps4 atm but when hes finished youre fucked
27:00 <Skirmish> It's a shame he isn't here cause this mockery would be burning him badly. 
27:00 <robot> lol
27:00 <faux> dw Skirmish we know youll run to tell him later
27:00 <faux> r u logging it this time
27:00 <Skirmish> No I am at work I should have left the home pc logged in. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Just pastebin it for me again. 
28:00 <faux> i didnt pastebin anything ok
28:00 <Skirmish> No Sez did. 
28:00 <faux> i irc on me phone i have no loggies
28:00 <Skirmish> Doesn't matter who does it, just pastebin it. 
28:00 <faux> no ty
29:00 <amelia> haf you had din dins yet
29:00 <faux> no its heating
30:00 <amelia> ok phew
31:00 <faux> CHACKEN
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <faux> i am slowest eatwr on the planet so youll get ir at around 9:30
31:00 <faux> lmao
32:00 <amelia> fuck off
32:00 <Clarkson> Crash what the fuck are you talking about 
32:00 <amelia> don't do dis to me
32:00 <amelia> Serenity show me your eyebrowd
32:00 <amelia> eyebrows
32:00 <TheRon> pasta with bacon onion cheese and cream tonight
32:00 <Serenity> nope
32:00 <amelia> monobrow*
32:00 <amelia> fuck sake why not
33:00 <amelia> issit cos its 9green
33:00 <TheRon> it's good to be green
33:00 <amelia> look i don't care its green ok
33:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <TheRon> kermit is green
38:00 <Serenity> god i picked at this spot on my face and made it bleed now theres a big globby bit of blood on my face like my face is having a period
38:00 <amelia> that is fucking disgusting
38:00 <amelia> scabface
38:00 <Serenity> good
38:00 <Serenity> have a fucking lick TSW
38:00 <Clarkson> i still think Lumeah is a man pretending to be a woman to get cock pics off guys in here
39:00 <Serenity> clarko shes not even active lay off
39:00 <Clarkson> he trys make ppl gay
39:00 <Serenity> oh
39:00 <robot> lol
39:00 <robot> Clarkson is sentient
39:00 <Clarkson> Matthew sounds like that retard that was here a while back 
43:00 <robot> mr partay himself
44:00 <partay> this is for anyone that wonders what perfection is ....
44:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12932705_1029846357082371_7160139731436539544_n.jpg?oh=6480143aaf3bbfcd83c7815e695c0e2c&oe=57BD09EA
44:00 <TheRon> nah
44:00 <partay> and hello to you robot
44:00 <partay> TheRon please don't 
44:00 <TheRon> what?
45:00 <partay> be dissin that link
45:00 <partay> Skirmish il have to repost just for you.. I know you'll appreciate perfection 
45:00 <TheRon> it's not perfection, my hands aren't on those boobs
45:00 <Clarkson> hrm i came in in case someone was gonna post urls to youtube links you dumb shit
45:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12932705_1029846357082371_7160139731436539544_n.jpg?oh=6480143aaf3bbfcd83c7815e695c0e2c&oe=57BD09EA
46:00 <Skirmish> She's nice I suppose. I am not big on riddler links though. 
46:00 <Skirmish> That is what I can nudes or semi nudes. Riddler links. 
46:00 <doctor> those lips were designed to please
47:00 <partay> doctor knows
50:00 <Serenity> meh shes average
52:00 <partay> she def not a 10 ... but right in my swing zone... if i was 20 years younger and better looking 
52:00 <TheRon> john waite - missing you
52:00 <amelia> dreamer
53:00 <partay> TheRon John Waite is a legend 
53:00 <Skirmish> Maybe she has a thing for older men partay? 
53:00 <partay> dirty old men ?
53:00 <Skirmish> Making a woman laugh scores you big points. I think that's the only reason K married me. I make her laugh heaps. 
54:00 <partay> hopefully not when your naked 
54:00 <TheRon> think about there must be higher love
55:00 <Skirmish> partay: I've made her laugh when I was naked.
56:00 <Skirmish> I was wearing a towel like a cape and also had her akubra on. Bit of a weird naked super cowboy hybrid. 
56:00 <TheRon> women look away when i get naked
56:00 <Skirmish> I was also quite drunk. 
57:00 <partay> picard is disappoint
57:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12936669_1062426553800179_6402919195971697198_n.jpg?oh=ade51372d4c603e61c7c090ff4ac219b&oe=577E5A50&__gda__=1468071911_19292263742a11119206185b3e4e698b
57:00 <TheRon> sounds like my saturday nights
00:00 <partay> TheRon sounds like you have awesome sat nights
00:00 <TheRon> you'd think so but no
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and now i have to wait months for new eps of walking dead *cries*
06:00 <doctor> play a zombie shooter
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm too much effort
08:00 <partay> theres plenty of midget porn to replace it 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> because zombies and midgets are the same :|
24:00 <Hanks> Hi Hankin Sharp here
27:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOK0v2QYy9Y
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gotta Serve Somebody Views: 50,014 Uploader: Bob Dylan - Topic Uploaded: Sep 23, 2015 Duration: 5m25s Rating: 4.88
38:00 <robot> this is my video response to when amelia made fun of my fedora https://youtu.be/cmqX8PrNhxg?t=458
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ultimate Cringe compilation (30 Minutes) Views: 1,154,107 Uploader: Flaxo Uploaded: Aug 15, 2015 Duration: 29m27s Rating: 4.53
38:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHAHAH
39:00 <Student> why she made fun of your fedora?
39:00 <robot> coz she's a hater and she likes swag
40:00 <Student> oh 
40:00 <Student> ....
41:00 <amelia> yah dats right
41:00 <amelia> to be fair, he also had a feather in his fedora
41:00 <robot> lolllllllllll
41:00 <amelia> he brought it on himself
42:00 <Student> that link have swearing in it
42:00 <robot> yeh
46:00 <robot> there are some mentally ill people on youtube, should need a license or something
46:00 <robot> isn't that right faux
47:00 <partay> she shat on a turtle 
47:00 <robot> actually me irl tho: https://youtu.be/cmqX8PrNhxg?t=1204
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ultimate Cringe compilation (30 Minutes) Views: 1,154,107 Uploader: Flaxo Uploaded: Aug 15, 2015 Duration: 29m27s Rating: 4.53
49:00 <robot> i just wanna be a teen warewolf
53:00 <Student> Josh................
53:00 <Student> ;)
54:00 <couleurs> Greatings
54:00 <zaim> what the hell robot
55:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jltKnDlH_OA
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cyber Goths Dance to Thomas the Tank Engine Views: 1,915,499 Uploader: tvmastermandude Uploaded: Nov 13, 2014 Duration: 1m30s Rating: 4.84
55:00 <zaim> reminds me of this.
56:00 <faux> Hi Every Buddy
56:00 <Student> hello faux
56:00 <Student> :)
56:00 <amelia> brows
57:00 <partay> hi foe
57:00 <Student> i should change my "GREETINGS" to, hi every Buddy 
57:00 <faux> Salutations
57:00 <faux> lol yes you should
57:00 <faux> it is Adorable
57:00 <Student> yes, some one told me to do so 
57:00 <faux> was it amsy
57:00 <amelia> brows
57:00 <faux> i bet it was amsy
58:00 <faux> amelia im not done shoosh
58:00 <amelia> brows
58:00 <faux> one more time i didnt auite catch it
58:00 <faux> quite
58:00 <Student> that particular person told me not to TELL any one :P
58:00 <amelia> brows
58:00 <faux>  Browz
58:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
58:00 <faux> iBrowse
58:00 <amelia> bwowse
58:00 <couleurs> Test
58:00 <faux> ais kreme
59:00 <faux> and stay out
59:00 <amelia> ahahahahahah ais kreme
59:00 <faux> woah
59:00 <faux> i summoned her
59:00 <faux> awesome
59:00 <amsy> !pisces
59:00 <Student> hi there buddy , amsy :P
59:00 <Student> ;)
59:00 <faux> lmak
00:00 <faux> o
00:00 <amsy> Hi Student
00:00 <couleurs> lmak
00:00 <Student> how are you doing amsy? ;
00:00 <Student> ;)
00:00 <faux> smdddddd
00:00 <couleurs> amsy :n
00:00 <amsy> ok. n u?
00:00 <partay> flop it out faux
00:00 <amsy> cc :%
00:00 <couleurs> o
00:00 <Student> i am doing fine, thanks 
01:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
01:00 <amsy> bb watching art attack is like watching mini cooking
02:00 <faux> ehe
02:00 <faux> dis iz art attak
02:00 <amsy> best
02:00 <faux> agreed
03:00 <faux> iShort^GaL
03:00 <amsy> hes making a horse from sawdust
03:00 <amsy> lollll
03:00 <faux> nice
03:00 <faux> i love the big ones
03:00 <Student> :)
03:00 <faux> and the artworks
03:00 <faux> ehehhhehehee
03:00 <Skirmish> Hey beehhh your twin is here. Say hi to Student. 
03:00 <amsy> lolll
04:00 <philosopher{[x]}> the fuck you know much bro
04:00 <faux> LOL
04:00 <philosopher{[x]}> hes apparently a citizen so are my other two siblings
04:00 <faux> LOLLLL
04:00 <faux> what is a flying kiss
04:00 <couleurs> Student rules, beehhhh drules
04:00 <philosopher{[x]}> im probably the last remaning relative
04:00 <Student> always treat Skirmish like that, that works like his medicine
04:00 <Student> you don't know flying kiss? amsy kindly help her 
04:00 <Student> couleurs ;)
04:00 <faux> kindly help me bb
05:00 <faux> is that blowing a kiss
05:00 <amsy> um
05:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i went to melbourn in 1996 student were in paki and still in paki
05:00 <Student> are you sure you don't know that faux? you are not lying?
05:00 <amsy> i guess hes blowing a kiss
05:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Student hows the flash flood situation in east paki
05:00 <couleurs> ;)
05:00 <Student> philosopher{[x]} it is in the north pakistan and it as usual 
05:00 <faux> is pakistan but
05:00 <faux> big*
06:00 <Student> the people there are use to that and don't want to change the way they live
06:00 <Skirmish> Compared to what? 
06:00 <faux> ya mum
06:00 <philosopher{[x]}> north and south doesnt matter but you guy never claimed bangladesh as pakistan
06:00 <philosopher{[x]}> heh
06:00 <amsy> lollll nice 1 bb
06:00 <faux> idk compare it to australia
06:00 <Student> total population of pakistan is 200 Million 
06:00 <faux> what
06:00 <faux> that is huge
06:00 <Skirmish> faux: compared to Australia Pakistan is tiny. 
06:00 <philosopher{[x]}> too much fucking i guess
06:00 <Clarkson> feels like sex
06:00 <Student> basically the population of Karachi (Major city of pakistan) is equal to whole of Australia
07:00 <faux> so its like a bowl of coco pops beforr u pour teh milk in
07:00 <philosopher{[x]}> my town alone has 24million population
07:00 <Skirmish> faux: ROFL yes. 
07:00 <Student> Australia is bigger in the area but not many people there in Australia
07:00 <philosopher{[x]}> too much fucking i guess
07:00 <Clarkson> [10:48:04] cant get fuckin django unchained out of my head tonight
07:00 <faux> i see
07:00 <faux> v interesting
07:00 <Student> yes
07:00 <Student> it is an interesting country 
07:00 <Skirmish> Student: Is the health system in Pakistan launching educational programs to stop people pooping in the street like they are in India? 
08:00 <faux> what is ur main Language
08:00 <faux> Skirmish dont be rude
08:00 <faux> i am learning
08:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Student only change you got is get sponsored via Skirmish as your gay defacto partner, he will surely do it for you
08:00 <philosopher{[x]}> chance
08:00 <Skirmish> faux: I am asking a legit question. India just launched a huge educational program to get people to use toilets. 
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <Student> Skirmish well it is not as aggressive at it is in India, but people have their moments :P
08:00 <faux> :'(
08:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you qualification is not valid by aquis
09:00 <faux> why do people poop in the streets
09:00 <Student> philosopher{[x]} it is ok you can have Skirmish :P
09:00 <Student> i don't need him 
09:00 <Skirmish> It's what they are used to doing. 
09:00 <Student> no body needed him :P
09:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i knew many pakis married to aussie males as their gay partner
09:00 <couleurs> 200 million tele marketers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <faux> when i went to lebanon 20 years ago
09:00 <faux> there was a hole in the ground as a toilet in the airport
09:00 <faux> in beirut
09:00 <philosopher{[x]}> for 20days?
09:00 <faux> i had to squat and pee and that was awkward as an 8 yr old
10:00 <faux> but theyve upgraded since lol
10:00 <faux> the airport is quite lovely now actually
10:00 <Student> things are always bad in lebonan
10:00 <Skirmish> Do you have a leb passport? 
10:00 <Skirmish> ... Or aussie? 
10:00 <faux> lebonan
10:00 <amsy> you'll probably still find one or two stalls are still squatters
11:00 <faux> where bb?
11:00 <couleurs> melbourne airport sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <faux> Aussie 
11:00 <Student> how big is lebonan? currently how much i the population?
11:00 <amsy> airport
11:00 <faux> in lebanon?
11:00 <ITaL^GuY> too many
11:00 <amsy> possibly
11:00 <faux> nah
11:00 <faux> its all torlets
11:00 <amsy> theyre in heaps of airport
11:00 <philosopher{[x]}> too much fucking i guess
11:00 <amsy> s
11:00 <faux> dad showed me piccies of upgrade when i wasnt convinced 
11:00 <philosopher{[x]}> did you guys hear about the ufo blocked the stars
11:00 <amsy> i always walk into a squatting one first it kills me
12:00 <faux> student 4.5 million
12:00 <Student> ok faux
12:00 <philosopher{[x]}> im glad australia has a boarder control
12:00 <Skirmish> I don't think I could travel overseas without a normal toilet being available. 
12:00 <Skirmish> BOARDER
12:00 <Student> the city i live in is the largest city of Pakistan and it is 20 Million
12:00 <Skirmish> Control those people that board in your home with BOARDER CONTROL. 
13:00 <amsy> you cant flush the TP on greek islands and stuff
13:00 <Student> Karachi comes in top 10 cities of the world
13:00 <amsy> thats pretty gross
13:00 <faux> karachi sounds like delicious food
13:00 <philosopher{[x]}> for bombings
13:00 <faux> like some exotic dessert 
13:00 <Student> there is lot of delicious food in karachi 
13:00 <faux> mmm
13:00 <Skirmish> Top 10 cities in the world for what? 
13:00 <Skirmish> Citation needed. 
14:00 <philosopher{[x]}> dangerous
14:00 <robot> karachi sounds like something indiana jones would search for
14:00 <faux> oh god me friend brought me some indian dessert thing
14:00 <Student> lot people that migrated lived in karachi , so lot of indian cusine is out there , Mughal cusine
14:00 <faux> it was fucking amazing 
14:00 <Clarkson> i was expecting a shaved twat
14:00 <faux> i wish i remembered the name
14:00 <faux> brb im gonna investigate 
14:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i really miss borneo and my partner norell
14:00 <philosopher{[x]}> shes so dumb couldnt tell her own gender
15:00 <faux> YES
15:00 <faux> IT WAS RASMALAI
15:00 <Student> things like Biryani, Nihari , Haleem , Quorma are among the best dishes in here
15:00 <philosopher{[x]}> many white folks are settled there 
15:00 <faux> omg so good
15:00 <philosopher{[x]}> no it must be baclava
15:00 <Student> yes lot of Rasmalai in here, and also RASGULLAS
15:00 <philosopher{[x]}> turkish delight
15:00 <faux> idk what that is
15:00 <faux> but rasmali is delicious
16:00 <faux> +a
16:00 <Student> rasmalai is made up of Milk 
16:00 <philosopher{[x]}> we invented that in bangladesh
16:00 <faux> love me some Milk
16:00 <Student> the round thing that is made up of Milk's top 
16:00 <philosopher{[x]}> no cows in karachi due to drought n floods
16:00 <Skirmish> In what context is this city in Pakistan the worlds top 10? 
16:00 <Skirmish> Top 10 places the Taliban hang out? 
16:00 <Student> Skirmish population
17:00 <Skirmish> Ok. 
17:00 <philosopher{[x]}> now they start bombing bangkok
17:00 <faux> skirmish can u not be a racist fuk for like 3 minutes
17:00 <Student> Talibans gone back to afghanistan 
17:00 <Skirmish> It's not racist to point out that the taliban operate out of pakistan. 
17:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Skirmish has some valid argument about his boarder control
17:00 <Student> once they send suicide bombers in Karachi and created a lot of fuss
18:00 <Student> but after the operation "Zarb-e-Azab" , they are gone back to their caves where they originally comes from 
18:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Student doesnt know the stats; 90% of melbourne CBD cab drivers are from karachi
19:00 <Student> and why are you tell me this for? :)
19:00 <ITaL^GuY> no chance
19:00 <philosopher{[x]}> faux could tell you about sydney CBD
19:00 <faux> what about it
19:00 <Student> i don't know, ask him 
19:00 <Student> Pakistan population is 200 Million and he is trying to guide me where some of them works
20:00 <Student> and why i should know what every pakistani do? :P
20:00 <Student> may be because i am in channel melbourne 
20:00 <philosopher{[x]}> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESR7f5uAigk
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sydney taxi drivers threaten NSW government with strike action over Uber Views: 1,642 Uploader: WOrlD NeWs Uploaded: Sep 10, 2015 Duration: 1m44s Rating: 5.00
20:00 <Student> and some people don't have something better to think of 
20:00 <faux> he is an idiot
21:00 <philosopher{[x]}> they all look from subcontinent
22:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Student have you try migrate to greenland, where im trying too
23:00 <Student> :)
23:00 <Student> ok never mind
24:00 <couleurs> he a stupid idiet
24:00 <Student> i hope good for him 
24:00 <robot> idiet
24:00 <couleurs> me 2
24:00 <Student> ;)
25:00 <Student> oh robot is working :P
25:00 <couleurs> ;)
25:00 <Student> i like a lot of spell checker programs working in the channel
25:00 <Skirmish> Tonight is dragging. 
25:00 <couleurs> robot spell cheque
25:00 <robot> isle 3
26:00 <faux> robot i think youd like to know i just burped 
26:00 <Student> lol
26:00 <Student> really? he needed to know that? :P
26:00 <faux> lollllll
26:00 <Student> stop playing with the robot please :P
26:00 <couleurs> robot's can't berp
26:00 <faux> alright
26:00 <faux> cos you asked so nicely
27:00 <faux> berp sipsmon
27:00 <Student> :)
27:00 <couleurs> Nice 1
27:00 <faux> ok ill bbs
27:00 <robot> stop looking at me swan
27:00 <faux> adios amigos
27:00 <couleurs> berp n erny
27:00 <Immutable> you aint shit
27:00 <Immutable> without kony
27:00 <Immutable> on your team
27:00 <Student> thank you faux
28:00 <couleurs> adidas amiga 500
28:00 <couleurs> thank u 2
28:00 <Immutable> he's the crypto jesus of africa
28:00 <Student> let me link every one with some of the properties in karachi 
28:00 <couleurs> ok
29:00 <Student> http://bahriatown.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=404&Itemid=103
29:00 <Immutable> bow down
29:00 <Immutable> kony escaped a bunch of hipsters
30:00 <Immutable> you can't escape his wrath
31:00 <couleurs> sanic teh hedge houge
32:00 <Immutable> krony!
33:00 <robot> Devil_Girl pm'd me
33:00 <Immutable> why are girls on irc messed up
33:00 <Immutable> kony 2021
33:00 <robot> keeps asking me what kind of shoes i like
33:00 <robot> it's really annoying
33:00 <Immutable> hahahaha
34:00 <Immutable> mebe shi lykes u honeh
34:00 <dematerialised> controversial!
34:00 <couleurs> so what kind of shoes does every1 like?
35:00 <dematerialised> im partial to a pair of lime green crocs
35:00 <couleurs> aye caramba 
35:00 <dematerialised> don't hate on my lifestyle ok
36:00 <couleurs> ok
36:00 <dematerialised> ty
39:00 <Student> :)
39:00 <Student> hi dematerialised
39:00 <couleurs> np
39:00 <dematerialised> guten tag
39:00 <Student> how is it going for you dematerialised? :)
40:00 <dematerialised> it is going very well for me thankyou for enquiring Student
41:00 <Student> your welcome 
41:00 <dematerialised> you're*
41:00 <Skirmish> Evening Demat.
41:00 <dematerialised> werd up Skirmish
41:00 <THE^DONALD> GODFATHER SHIT
42:00 <dematerialised> sorry I don't have a response for that
42:00 <Student> don't fail us dematerialised :P
42:00 <dematerialised> oh yeah Skirmish, found out the reason my clearance got referred was because i moved  house
43:00 <Skirmish> Ah makes sense. 
43:00 <dematerialised> and apparently i wrote down the wrong start date for the preivous place
43:00 <dematerialised> they haven't figured out I am a terrorist yet so it's all good
43:00 <Student> it is not late though ;)
44:00 <THE^DONALD> U = NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN OR HEAD OF. THE GODFATHERS METHOD 
44:00 <Skirmish> Who the fuck is this random? 
44:00 <dematerialised> no idea
44:00 <dematerialised> i think they've had one too many red cordials
44:00 <Student> some supporter of Donal Trump 
45:00 <EclecticWannaB> i support trump[
45:00 <Skirmish> This is the wrong place to support Trump. 
45:00 <dematerialised> we'll build a fence to keep em in
45:00 <EclecticWannaB> k. iu dont support trump
45:00 <THE^DONALD> LEAVE A HORSE HEAD IN YA BED NIGGUR I DONT TOUCH PONIES
45:00 <THE^DONALD> FUCK PONIES
45:00 <faux> stfu
45:00 <partay> *yawn*
45:00 <EclecticWannaB> i support mavis beacon teahces typing
46:00 <Skirmish> I thought Elizabeth Warren would have done better. 
46:00 <dematerialised> anne frank didn't have a choice
46:00 <Skirmish> I think they convinced her to not race so it would be all focus on Hillary instead of 2 female contenders. 
46:00 <dematerialised> touch type champion 2016
46:00 <dematerialised> i've given up following the US presidential shit
47:00 <dematerialised> their country is fucked
47:00 <EclecticWannaB> berniew
47:00 <Skirmish> Unfortunately it's a peek into the future. 
47:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish went to Trump University lol
48:00 <dematerialised> you failed pre-kindy
48:00 <dematerialised> you were meant to use the spoon to eat the macaroni, not eat the spoon
50:00 <EclecticWannaB> well i have a mechanical keyboard
52:00 <dematerialised> does it go takka takka takka?
52:00 <Skirmish> I like mechanical keyboards. The sound is soothing. 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
53:00 <EclecticWannaB> yeah its clicky. and they keys are bvl;abnk
53:00 <EclecticWannaB> blank
53:00 <Skirmish> Oh fuck here we go with more :| faces. Please nobody trigger Kate. 
53:00 <EclecticWannaB> fucken lot of money tho. 270
53:00 <couleurs> next
54:00 <partay> fuck me.. i should have been a concreter 
55:00 <partay> those cunts charge like mofo's
55:00 <Clarkson> so fucking balls up for once in your pathetic life
55:00 <partay> *lifts balls*
56:00 <Student> kk what happened to the going out for dinner thing?
57:00 <dematerialised> she cancelled on me
57:00 <dematerialised> something about not eating seafood
57:00 <amelia> something about excuses to not see you
58:00 <Student> you wished that dematerialised
58:00 <dematerialised> fight me irl amelia
58:00 <partay> amelia you fat crazy mental patient 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was organising it
58:00 <amelia> i jus bein honest @ you
58:00 <amelia> unlike your lady friend
58:00 <dematerialised> i know
58:00 <dematerialised> ty
58:00 <faux> FaT MeeLieS
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish, you have no valid arugments so using this face :|  sums up most of what i’d have to say. 
58:00 <amelia> partay you fat old fuck go play with your saggy old balls
58:00 <Clarkson> want some 30 y/o cock :P
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ie best not to engage
59:00 <faux> aw lovers tiff
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off
59:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <dematerialised> lover's quarrel
59:00 <faux> CRY ME A TABLE
59:00 <Student> what channel was that ThirteenthOrder? :)
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick
59:00 <dematerialised> is it anything at all like the FF7 battle theme ThirteenthOrder?
59:00 <ThirteenthOrder> This one :P
59:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: No, I have no arguments that you want to consider therefore you will dismiss out of hand. Ie. Not worth engaging. 
00:00 <Serenity> why are they all calling amelia fat lately
00:00 <Serenity> shes like the size of my little toe
00:00 <dematerialised> amelia isn't fat she just really likes burritos
00:00 <amelia> AHAAHAH its wot all girls on here are called
00:00 <faux> cos its the only irc insult
00:00 <Immutable> I herd she was fat
00:00 <ThirteenthOrder> dematerialised: Hell no, I was thinking... Refused - New Noise... lol
00:00 <faux> slut fat dont leave house
00:00 <amelia> i do talk about food a lot tho
00:00 <Clarkson> [07:59:45] the dog's dick is full of nutrients
00:00 <dematerialised> Refused - New Noise
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, that’s a far call skirmish. 
00:00 <Serenity> far out
00:00 <Serenity> its so lame
00:00 <Student> Godzilla Aunty just awake and comparing her toes with amelia
00:00 <Immutable> so I spread the rumor like wildfire
00:00 <dematerialised> cant say im familiar
00:00 <Student> very well 
00:00 <faux> LMAO
00:00 <couleurs> slut fat lol
00:00 <amelia> if i didn't know me, i would prob think i was fat from the way i talk
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i’ll continue to use :| when you stay dumb stuff
00:00 <faux> did u just call Serenity  godzilla aunty Student 
01:00 <Student> shhh faux
01:00 <faux> HAHAHAAAAAHAAHHHAA
01:00 <Serenity> WTF
01:00 <partay> 4 HAHAHAHA amelia you ugly fat cray cray .. I'm not a fatty
01:00 <faux> why is that so funny
01:00 <dematerialised> holy shit it's in red
01:00 <Serenity> that is hilarious rofl
01:00 <dematerialised> shit is getting serious
01:00 <faux> LMAOOOO
01:00 <Student> that is because it is closer to reality? :P
01:00 <Serenity> why the FUCK gozilla aunty?
01:00 <amelia> ahaahahahahaha wtf partay you've lost your shit grandpa
01:00 <Clarkson> hobolobster smells like turd
01:00 <faux> BAHAA
01:00 <Student> or something like a practical joke 
01:00 <partay> LOL
01:00 <dematerialised> ThirteenthOrder: im not usually a fan of screamo, but this isnt bad
01:00 <Student> not gozilla, Godzilla ;P
01:00 <Immutable> is it fucking raining
01:00 <Immutable> I have the disco cranked up too loud
02:00 <robot> hey
02:00 <robot> i'm fat too
02:00 <Student> stupid disco 
02:00 <Immutable> sex?
02:00 <dematerialised> literally everyone is fat
02:00 <Serenity> godzilla aunty
02:00 <Serenity> roflllllll
02:00 <faux> LMAO
02:00 <amelia> Godzilla auntu
02:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA
02:00 <amelia> GA
02:00 <Student> it is ok robot, that is just metal ;P
02:00 <Serenity> hahah i cant stop laughing
02:00 <Serenity> that is the best
02:00 <faux> same im dead
02:00 <robot> :)
02:00 <Student> i have a bullet proof temple, suck that :P
02:00 <faux> you are now known as GA
03:00 <faux> fprevs
03:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAHA
03:00 <Serenity> GA TSW
03:00 <Serenity> what is faux?
03:00 <amelia> how does someone even come up wif that
03:00 <faux> FF
03:00 <amelia> the names kn
03:00 <faux> Fantastic Faux 
03:00 <Serenity> no
03:00 <faux> oh
03:00 <Serenity> amelia and I will decide your name
03:00 <Student> :)
03:00 <faux> thays a bit rude
03:00 <faux> NO OK
03:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaahhaah
03:00 <amelia> yas we shall
03:00 <faux> i hate you both 
04:00 <amelia> pliv called you a midget leb so and so but we'll have to wait for a better one
04:00 <ThirteenthOrder> dematerialised: I know, I was shocked at the quality of the track too... heard it on the DooM live action trailer and thought... shit... I wanna kill demons...
04:00 <faux> lmao
04:00 <Student> midget leb ha ha 
04:00 <faux> thats just teh truth though 
04:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahhaa
04:00 <Immutable> anal lovester
04:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Fucking Demons.
04:00 <dematerialised> haha
04:00 <Serenity> faux
04:00 <Serenity> that ending was shit
04:00 <faux> hello
04:00 <faux> i loved the ending the most
04:00 <faux> fuck frank
05:00 <faux> but the whole ep was mediocre for a finale 
06:00 <doctor> hehe https://www.facebook.com/HelloUComedy/photos/a.222506027951193.1073741828.222505331284596/484506685084458/?type=3
06:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
06:00 <TheRiddler> went to have a nap
07:00 <doctor> bad dreams?
07:00 <TheRiddler> nope
07:00 <Immutable> lovester is my favourite word for 2016
07:00 <TheRiddler> just slept too long
08:00 <couleurs> le punche lasagne
08:00 <robot> sometimes i think i like butts more than tits
08:00 <robot> other times i'm like nah
08:00 <Immutable> robot you are conflicted
08:00 <Immutable> tits are way better than butt
09:00 <robot> yeh
09:00 <Student> it is ok robot, we will live with robot's fantasy 
09:00 <doctor> luscious norgs of the highest quality
09:00 <doctor> $4.99 at your local coles meat department
10:00 <Student> robot make sure you like them both before it is too late ;P
10:00 <couleurs> speaking of boobs... here's 1 now Lol
10:00 <couleurs> xDDD
11:00 <Immutable> :S
11:00 <dematerialised> good evening to the mourish Matthew
11:00 <Matthew> I hope that boob reference wasn't at me ...
11:00 <amelia> good evening to the menopausal Matthew
12:00 <dematerialised> good evening to the morose Matthew
12:00 <Matthew> lame...
12:00 <Matthew> ZzZzZ
12:00 <amelia> AAHHAAH
12:00 <robot> hey Matthew
13:00 <Immutable> I will never die because energizer
13:00 <Matthew> hey robot, how are you?
13:00 <robot> surviving, Matthew.  surviving.  have had a killer headache most of the day though.
13:00 <Matthew> I hope it isn't a sinus related headache
13:00 <Matthew> that seems to be going around at the moment and I haven't been immune to it
15:00 <dematerialised> d-_-b
16:00 <Immutable> d-~-b
16:00 <robot> i don't think it is.
16:00 <dematerialised> E=mc2
17:00 <couleurs> ============b--__--d=============
17:00 <Immutable> debatable
17:00 <Matthew> welcome back to the sensual Skirmish
17:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muhFxXce6nA
17:00 <Skirmish> No homo
17:00 <dematerialised> LiSTeNiN To SuM DNB XXX XD RaNDuM!!
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cheap Trick - The Flame Views: 13,833,464 Uploader: Cheap Trick Uploaded: Jun 22, 2009 Duration: 4m43s Rating: 4.89
18:00 <dematerialised> good evening to the luscious Lumeah
19:00 <Matthew> hi to the argumentative and arseholeish amelia
19:00 <amelia> AAHAHHAAH
19:00 <amelia> aloha :D
19:00 <dematerialised> i think you mean hi to the adorable amelia
19:00 <Matthew> no I don't actually
20:00 <amelia> but why not
20:00 <amelia> i am delightful
20:00 <dematerialised> ^
20:00 <dematerialised> she said it
20:00 <amelia> you cword
20:00 <Matthew> a bit too condescending for my liking
20:00 <dematerialised> no way
20:00 <dematerialised> it's a term of endearment
20:00 <amelia> a BiT Too CoNDeSCeNDiNG FoR MY LiKiNG
21:00 <Matthew> even that... churlish
21:00 <amelia> wot does churlish mean
21:00 <Matthew> look it up
21:00 <dematerialised> i think that means you are a toffee apple
21:00 <dematerialised> not sure
21:00 <robot> he's calling you fat amelia
21:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAA
21:00 <amelia> godamnit
21:00 <amelia> my life story
21:00 <amelia> being called fat
21:00 <robot> i wouldn't stand for it if i was you
22:00 <dematerialised> she wouldn't stand either, too much effort
22:00 <amelia> no you're right
22:00 <amelia> i will go get another burrito
22:00 <robot> you should give him a PiECe oF YoUr MiND
22:00 <amelia> eat my sadness away
22:00 <robot> aw
22:00 <Matthew> boring.
22:00 <robot> LOL
22:00 <dematerialised> and nothing of value was lost
22:00 <Student> :)
23:00 <Immutable> rofl I love how random irc is
23:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
23:00 <amelia> i luff how moody he is
23:00 <Student> you love random? :)
23:00 <dematerialised> he's the worst type of gay
23:00 <Clarkson> ive tought valuable lessons with dildo
23:00 <couleurs> when Matthew isn't talking about Madonna or The Olsen Twins irc is BoRiNG
23:00 <robot> is matt Matthew
23:00 <dematerialised> yes
24:00 <couleurs> yes it's short for Matthew sheesh!!!!!
24:00 <dematerialised> like duhhhh
24:00 <amelia> moodyass mother fucker
24:00 <Clarkson> Student kept trying to come to australia but they refused him cause his paki degree are invalid and not to mention his dodgy work experience
24:00 <dematerialised> ^
24:00 <couleurs> lol
24:00 <dematerialised> i think beehhh is actually Student on methamphetamines
25:00 <robot> oh jesus christ Clarkson
25:00 <Clarkson> when ever i think of ass or pussy my first automatic response is to sniff
25:00 <amelia> GoDZiLLa auNTY
25:00 <Student> don't ask for her
26:00 <dematerialised> don't cry for me argentina
26:00 <Student> your worst nightmare will be here
26:00 <Skirmish> Yabby Snatch
26:00 <Skirmish> Oh ... Wrong window.
26:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAAH
26:00 <dematerialised> THE CLAW
26:00 <Student> oh , aaah , ouch 
26:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/d5QaPsG.gifv
26:00 <amelia> YaBBY^PuSSY
26:00 <dematerialised> that just looks horrendous
27:00 <dematerialised> sounds like some kind of aboriginal insult
27:00 <Student> styro pak cookies 
27:00 <Serenity> roflllllllllllllllll godzilla aunty
27:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
28:00 <Student> now for how many days this godzialla aunty thing will drag on?
28:00 <Student> forever?
28:00 <Serenity> forever
28:00 <Student> very weill 
28:00 <amelia> it will never end
28:00 <dematerialised> very willy
28:00 <Serenity> be proud student
29:00 <Serenity> its funny
29:00 <Student> ok 
29:00 <Serenity> it even distracted me from my uno game
29:00 <amelia> uno almost ruined a friendship bout 2 weeks ago
30:00 <Serenity> wot
30:00 <amelia> do you play where if you put a pick up 2 card down
30:00 <amelia> The next person can  put pick up 2 on top of it
30:00 <dematerialised> wb Matthew
30:00 <dematerialised> you were missed
30:00 <amelia> And next person has to pick up 4
30:00 <amelia> fuck off Matthew
30:00 <Clarkson> if not, they told you to fuck off
30:00 <amelia> bitch ass whinger
31:00 <dematerialised> :O
31:00 <dematerialised> controversial!
31:00 <amelia> uh oh spaghettios
31:00 <couleurs> wb to the Tutti Fruiti Matthew 
31:00 <dematerialised> WE LOVE YOU FRUITY RUDY!
31:00 <Serenity> never played it that way amelia
31:00 <partay> amelia's pic 
31:00 <partay> http://file2.answcdn.com/answ-cld/image/upload/f_jpg,w_672,c_fill,g_faces:center,q_70/v1431540379/esoqna2zusrxcl3y62zu.jpg
32:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHHA
32:00 <amelia> i gots me a perm
32:00 <Matthew> would be pretty accurate I would predict
32:00 <dematerialised> it even has the same colours and everything
32:00 <Serenity> haha now thats a godzilla aunt
32:00 <amelia> i luff some blue eyeshadow
32:00 <dematerialised> i dont think you'd actually wear blue eyeshadow
32:00 <Student> nice eye shade though 
32:00 <dematerialised> ever
32:00 <dematerialised> maybe green
32:00 <Student> smoky eyes
33:00 <partay> dead ringer for amelia
33:00 <Serenity> why is partay so mad at your tsw
33:00 <Student> nothing wrong with make up there
33:00 <partay> im not mad
33:00 <partay> i love mimi 
33:00 <Student> what will be without make up? amelia any suggestions?
33:00 <dematerialised> you mean you love amelia
33:00 <amelia> i dun wear eyeshadow at all
33:00 <amelia> jus eyeliner on de top
33:00 <dematerialised> it's like that thing that kids do in the playground
34:00 <dematerialised> they pick on the ones they have a crush on
34:00 <dematerialised> and like start pulling their ponytails n shit
34:00 <Serenity> i think its trickery
34:00 <amelia> partay is cut cos he sent a pic of his dick acting like its somethin to show off
34:00 <Serenity> to try and make her be all IM NOT FAT here see me noods
34:00 <amelia> its not
34:00 <amelia> fuckin hide that shit
35:00 <dematerialised> was it your average caucasian penis
35:00 <dematerialised> or was it Picard-esque?
35:00 <amelia> people i talk to seen ma pics n know my body, i dun care wot other dorks say
35:00 <amelia> even if was fat, who cares
36:00 <dematerialised> can you fit in a canoe?
36:00 <slower> lol
36:00 <Matthew> Serenity is divine
36:00 <Immutable> lol those pics with stupid shit covering your face
37:00 <Immutable> amelia, is aids skinny
37:00 <dematerialised> i think you mean those pics with kawaii shit covering her face
37:00 <TheRiddler> amousia
38:00 <amelia> thats all i send to you
38:00 <amelia> hurro asheh
38:00 <dematerialised> you have so many internet boyfriends amelia
38:00 <dematerialised> how do you keep count
38:00 <TheRiddler> haii
38:00 <amelia> i am soso luffed
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <amelia> I give out a bit of attitude, only fair i take it too :P
38:00 <Immutable> yeah I guess...
41:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SricpmKQd3U
41:00 <Serenity> loooooooooool
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Office- Could we share a row boat Views: 197,883 Uploader: strudeau18 Uploaded: Nov 1, 2010 Duration: 1m1s Rating: 4.91
42:00 <TheRiddler> it took me 10 games to realise how to play bellona on smite
43:00 <dematerialised> it took me 10 minutes to put my undies on this morning
44:00 <Serenity> baby powder..
44:00 <amelia> that's your fault for wearing panties
44:00 <dematerialised> but i like the way they hug me amelia
44:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DIT6hYXYo
44:00 <Serenity> eheheheheheh
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I Am Just Waiting For A Mate (Original Video) Views: 491,724 Uploader: DeBruynsGaming Uploaded: Mar 18, 2013 Duration: 7m43s Rating: 4.82
44:00 <amelia> so cuddly on de booty
44:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
45:00 <Serenity> ruffle bum
45:00 <faux> AW BARRY
46:00 <THE^DONALD> GET OFF MY DICK PIG YOU MAKIN MY TESTICLES TIRED
46:00 <amelia> ok woah
46:00 <dematerialised> is that what you said to your sister last night?
47:00 <Serenity> wow
48:00 <Matthew> eww
49:00 <THE^DONALD> WHICH SONG?
49:00 <dematerialised> i listen to gangsta ra
49:00 <dematerialised> p
49:00 <amelia> are you angry DoNNY?
49:00 <THE^DONALD> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
49:00 <THE^DONALD> LOTSA ANGER
49:00 <THE^DONALD> NIGGUR
49:00 <amelia> ok woah
49:00 <ThirteenthOrder> dematerialised: I started listening to some old school hip hop this morning, thought I needed time away from Angry Music. ^_^
50:00 <dematerialised> i like all music
50:00 <amelia> christian rock
50:00 <dematerialised> minimalist electronica from berlin is my fave
50:00 <dematerialised> even christian rock
51:00 <dematerialised> because i make the lyrics into dirty porn scripts
51:00 <THE^DONALD> NIGGA IM ALL ABOUT SAMPLES
51:00 <dematerialised> "come into me"
51:00 <dematerialised> "you touch me deep inside"
51:00 <dematerialised> e.t.c
51:00 <Serenity> Definitive?? can you define that?
51:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Go listen to Little Big -  Big Dick... that shit will change your life. ^_^
51:00 <dematerialised> i have that bookmarked
51:00 <dematerialised> :P
51:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i63cgUeSsY0
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: LITTLE BIG - BIG DICK Views: 7,413,320 Uploader: Little Big Uploaded: Feb 10, 2016 Duration: 2m56s Rating: 4.18
52:00 <ThirteenthOrder> dematerialised: That song changed my life, I wish they'd hurry up with an Aussie Gig... lol
52:00 <dematerialised> haha yeah
52:00 <THE^DONALD> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7yjrw_0KDE
52:00 <dematerialised> it's pretty great
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 17 Female Masturbation Techniques Views: 2,500,189 Uploader: Herotic Games Uploaded: Jan 31, 2015 Duration: 3m37s Rating: 3.54
52:00 <THE^DONALD> very important video
53:00 <THE^DONALD> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi9iZzWcEMk
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HOW TO MASTURBATE YOUR BALLS Views: 149,592 Uploader: Wait what why Uploaded: Dec 5, 2014 Duration: 1m27s Rating: 1.52
53:00 <dematerialised> thanks donald
53:00 <Matthew> YUCK
54:00 <THE^DONALD> Matthew only the first one applies to you
55:00 <ThirteenthOrder> YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
55:00 <ThirteenthOrder> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Die Antwoord - "Cookie Thumper" (Official Video) Views: 24,863,679 Uploader: Noisey Uploaded: Jun 18, 2013 Duration: 5m39s Rating: 4.49
55:00 <dematerialised> excellent
55:00 <Hanks> Hi
56:00 <THE^DONALD> we're closed
56:00 <dematerialised> have you seen Chappie  ThirteenthOrder?
56:00 <ThirteenthOrder> dematerialised: I have not... but I'm not sure if I can handle South-African Robots... rofl
56:00 <dematerialised> it's actually pretty good i reckon
56:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Surviving Pacific Rim was an effort.
56:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I was like "Okay, where's the Henshin characters?" Lol
56:00 <dematerialised> yeah Pacific Rim actually made me cringe
56:00 <dematerialised> i can't believe it got a sequel
56:00 <Hanks> Hankin Sharp here
57:00 <Matthew> good porno that 'Pacific Rim' , enjoyed it
57:00 <dematerialised> Pacific Islander Rimjob
58:00 <Hanks> Snobz
58:00 <Matthew> welcome to the hunky Hanks
58:00 <dematerialised> you have made a terrible mistake
58:00 <Hanks> Hi Mat
59:00 <THE^DONALD> somethin is goin' on with this channel
59:00 <THE^DONALD> somethin unusual
59:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Know how you're old?
59:00 <ThirteenthOrder> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Daler Mehndi - Tunak Tunak Tun Video Views: 20,537,293 Uploader: SonyMusicIndiaVEVO Uploaded: Mar 21, 2014 Duration: 4m17s Rating: 4.82
59:00 <THE^DONALD> im sensin like a dickhead vibe
59:00 <dematerialised> haha tunak tunak
59:00 <ThirteenthOrder> :P LOL
59:00 <THE^DONALD> ^
00:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I sure hope my asshole neighbour likes this song :D Lol
00:00 <dematerialised> that used to get cranked at lans back in the day
00:00 <dematerialised> so stupid
00:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I crank it when I play BF4... how I'm not banned I have no idea ^_^ Lol
00:00 <dematerialised> haha
03:00 <couleurs> crank dat soulja boi
03:00 <TheRiddler> horrible song
03:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I'm tempted to dance with my Toy AK in the front yard with this... oh it ended :( Lol
04:00 <Doodle> go on
04:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I have to go to uni tomorrow, I'm gonna laugh my ass off if the Ex-Wife is there... rumor has it she does classes on Tuesdays...
04:00 <Hanks> ASIO is watching
04:00 <Matthew> welcome to the delicious Doodle
04:00 <Doodle> ty Matthew
04:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Hanks: They haven't told you have they? I'm a wanted International Warlord... I'm General M. Bison.
05:00 <robot> what happened to the first 12 orders, is what i want to know
05:00 <ThirteenthOrder> They were inferior, so they were executed. I am the 13th... I am everything they could never be.
06:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Number 7 was especially inferior, he nearly sent the corporation broke because he thought he could cheat Gambling systems.
06:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12928275_1089993841051406_5714026341441942181_n.jpg?oh=3d5524da29def5b727c24754b889fc16&oe=577D9EBC
06:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Number 13 got itself killed multiple times.
07:00 <ThirteenthOrder> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Loituma - "Ievan Polkka" (Eva's Polka)1996 Views: 13,956,249 Uploader: szatmar666 Uploaded: Mar 15, 2008 Duration: 2m46s Rating: 4.90
08:00 <robot> look faux
08:00 <robot> your favourite song
08:00 <ThirteenthOrder> ROFL
08:00 <robot> i fucken love that polka.
09:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Ever listened to it for 12 hours non stop whilst playing video games?
09:00 <robot> especially the dudes just chillen smiling goin BONG, bong, BONG, bong
09:00 <robot> not quite that long, no
09:00 <robot> chick in teh red dress looks like she's about to shit herself
09:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I suggest not doing it... we were all drunk... then at the end of it, we showed our gay friend 2 girls 1 cup...
11:00 <partay> Doodle even the cockmunchers like you 
11:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
11:00 <Doodle> faux has always liked me
12:00 <faux> EXCUSE ME
12:00 <faux> DID U JUST CALL ME A CM
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Doodle> no?
12:00 <faux> oh
12:00 <faux> phew
13:00 <faux> was glittering up me trident
13:00 <Doodle> now munch me cock
13:00 <Doodle> eeeep
13:00 <Doodle> not the trident
13:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12495046_1109593315740838_2383837009172864219_n.jpg?oh=2361216dd719e24666d0688274f08f2d&oe=5773A72D
13:00 <faux> hot
14:00 <faux> chews
14:00 <Doodle> mm
14:00 <Hanks> Hi Doodle
14:00 <Doodle> fuck off dingo
14:00 <robot> chewer of doodles
14:00 <faux> you rang?
14:00 <Hanks> Hi Faux
15:00 <faux> smd
15:00 <ThirteenthOrder> this is getting hot... 8=======D
15:00 <robot> you used to call me on my cell phone
15:00 <robot> late night when you neeeed myyy lovee
15:00 <Doodle> no i didnt
15:00 <faux>  LATE NIGHT WHEN U NEED MY LOOOVE
15:00 <faux> I KMOW WHEN DAT HOTLINE BLING DAT CAN ONLY MEAN WUN TING
15:00 <Doodle> i used to just give meself a wristy and roll over
15:00 <faux> pox
16:00 <ThirteenthOrder> How's this... I no longer have IRC enemies anymore... MonkeyInMyMind and I talked like a month ago and buried the hatchet... lol
16:00 <Doodle> eheheueheiheueuihiueiuehie
16:00 <faux> .
16:00 <faux> ir enemies
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <ThirteenthOrder> And today is a day for celebration, becuase I broke up with my girlfriend because she's an idiot.
16:00 <Doodle> it was all in ur mind
16:00 <faux> me and doodle t enemies irl
16:00 <Doodle> well
16:00 <faux> r
16:00 <robot> oh really, ThirteenthOrder
16:00 <Doodle> she was going out with you so she must be an idiot
16:00 <faux> hahaa
16:00 <faux> ownd
16:00 <Doodle> wut u guna do
17:00 <faux> today i also celebr8d
17:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Hey Doodle, ever had 37 piercings in a row? :P
17:00 <Doodle> i'd like to see u try
17:00 <faux> cos im no longer bleeding everytime i sneeze
17:00 <Hanks> Freaks
17:00 <Doodle> lmao
17:00 <faux> now i can f me b 73 times a night again
17:00 <Doodle> pox
17:00 <faux> k
17:00 <Doodle> eeee
17:00 <faux> fmeb.jpg
17:00 <faux> yw
18:00 <Doodle> sploogen.gif
18:00 <robot> faux your Bonny
18:00 <faux> LOL
18:00 <robot> fax your banana
18:00 <faux> trump.gif
18:00 <faux> o golly i 8 2 mch cheez
19:00 <Doodle> pox
20:00 <couleurs> Brb
20:00 <robot> ThirteenthOrder i did get about 28 minutes through this once though.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Epic sax guy 10 hours Views: 21,224,998 Uploader: HermTrololol Uploaded: Dec 10, 2011 Duration: 600m1s Rating: 4.82
21:00 <robot> goodnight
21:00 <dematerialised> hahaha
21:00 <dematerialised> so good
26:00 <dematerialised> are you single?
28:00 <couleurs> SiNGLe and Ready 2 MiNGeL
28:00 <amelia> LaRa BiNGeL
30:00 <couleurs> bet she got fat!!!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <dematerialised> n e girls wan 2 chat
34:00 <couleurs> No.
34:00 <dematerialised> ok sorry for the inconvenience
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <couleurs> Get Out.
57:00 <doctor> ne1 4 sxe?
00:00 <couleurs> Test
01:00 <dematerialised> welcome friends to gettin FUCKED
04:00 <dematerialised> are you ready to fuckin THRASH!
04:00 <couleurs> amsy amyl!!!!!!
05:00 <dematerialised> i want to live in canada
05:00 <faux> shes nappin couleurs 
05:00 <couleurs> thank u 
06:00 <partay> i must be old... im going to bed instead of having sexytime 
06:00 <doctor> RIP
08:00 <couleurs> bye picard
09:00 <couleurs> jnr
18:00 <dematerialised> goodnight sweet princess
20:00 <couleurs> i'm not going yet!!!!!!!
20:00 <dematerialised> k9 is jealous i am not her internet lover
21:00 <dematerialised> i'm a life taker and a heart breaker
32:00 <Skirmish> Grab, yank and twist her dirty pillows until she runs away.
33:00 <couleurs> ;)
35:00 <Skirmish> http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/0C18FC39-5C1A-4B6E-AFEC-625ED7CF86C3_zpsiqcspkgx.jpg
36:00 <couleurs> lol
37:00 <Tim-Sim> Hello
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
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