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00:00 <TheRiddler> she's naked
11:00 <TheRiddler> last eps of the flash
11:00 <TheRiddler> for now
11:00 <TheRiddler> have to wait for next week
17:00 <TheRiddler> did that AI get destroyed last season?
17:00 <TheRiddler> faux
18:00 <faux> which
19:00 <TheRiddler> the 1 the reverse flash used to communicate with to make sure the timeline stayed on course
19:00 <faux> oh
19:00 <faux> i cant remember :/
19:00 <TheRiddler> yeah same
19:00 <faux> hmm
19:00 <faux> ask thestig
19:00 <faux> he watches too
22:00 <Devil_Girl> Everytime I see The Flash, I picture him as he was in Glee
22:00 <TheRiddler> I'm upto where he is back in time
22:00 <TheRiddler> to talk to thorne
25:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
26:00 <TheRiddler> also
28:00 <TheRiddler> hehe dementor
28:00 <faux>  lollll
28:00 <faux> HOLY HARRY POTTER
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <faux> i love cisco
30:00 <TheRiddler> yeah he's cool
31:00 <TheRiddler> I looked on the arrowiki and it doesn't say what happens to gideon
34:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
35:00 <TheRiddler> rick rolled
35:00 <TheRiddler> NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
36:00 <TheRiddler> hartley needs a lightning scar
37:00 <TheRiddler> :p
40:00 <faux> LOL
40:00 <faux> that bit rules 
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol cisco saying that thing about the emblem he said to gideon last season
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol hartley becomes a good guy
50:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
52:00 <TheRiddler> time watch legends of tomorrow
55:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
55:00 <TheRiddler> sara lance is now known as white canary
57:00 <morgoth> http://i.4cdn.org/s/1460035124194.jpg
46:00 <Serenity> [11:29pm] <Skirmish> Fucking hell Serenity what have you gone and done now.
46:00 <Serenity> I have literally not spoken to any of those losers in almost a year now
46:00 <Serenity> and last night I was asleep by 9 so whatever meth fueled rant they were on it was all off their own back
46:00 <Skirmish> I was being sarcastic. I know that you wouldn't go out of your day to speak to them.
47:00 <Skirmish> lol
47:00 <Serenity> they need to get lives
47:00 <Skirmish> out of your way*
47:00 <Serenity> itsbeyond a joke
47:00 <Skirmish> You have impacted so many lives!
47:00 <Skirmish> #neverforget
51:00 <ShadowLurker> nah those lives imploded themselves 
51:00 <ShadowLurker> too many meths
51:00 <Serenity> it speaks volumes really
51:00 <Serenity> i mean
51:00 <Serenity> if they are so impacted over someone they dont know that they have to do this every single day.. well.. I dont need to say it really
52:00 <ShadowLurker> loohoo zeherr
52:00 <Serenity> anyway enough of that
52:00 <Serenity> i think im going to kick boxing this morning
53:00 <ShadowLurker> woo
53:00 <ShadowLurker> pre sure ive sold 3 of these torches
54:00 <Serenity> ha cool
55:00 <Serenity> i must have been dead last night I dont remember anything after dinner
55:00 <Serenity> =/
55:00 <ShadowLurker> you were gone
55:00 <ShadowLurker> zzZZZzzzzZZ
33:00 <Student> Hi Every Buddy :)
41:00 <Student> nick simonna is familiar
41:00 <Student> all right, the Street Fighter lady 
41:00 <simonna> Vega ftw. Any day.
41:00 <Student> vega is childish 
42:00 <simonna> Perhaps.
42:00 <Student> certainly 
42:00 <Student> grow up , Now ;)
43:00 <Student> how is it going for you?
43:00 <Student> (in General)
05:00 <Skirmish> :( I missed Sim.
05:00 <Skirmish> Hahven't chat with her in ages.
06:00 <Skirmish> Whatever you are trying to do every time you see a female nick Student is terrible and you need to stop.
19:00 <faux> why does it feel like Saturday 
19:00 <faux> make it stop
20:00 <Doodle> faux said turd
20:00 <Matthew> all the days blur into each other on holidays
20:00 <Matthew> 2 days left :(
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <Student>  and you need to stop mocking for every thing Skirmish
20:00 <faux> hi doodie
20:00 <Doodle> mock mock
20:00 <Doodle> hai lovely
20:00 <faux> hows it
20:00 <Doodle> cold
21:00 <Skirmish> Student: If you persist on being cringeworthy with your text and emoticons to females in this channel, I will persist in mocking you.
21:00 <faux> mm samesies its lovely
21:00 <Doodle> i wanted to wear my hotpants today too
21:00 <faux> lolol
21:00 <Student> do whatever what you have to do Skirmish, i do not care 
21:00 <Student> is that clear?
21:00 <Skirmish> Creepy paki.
21:00 <faux> leave him alone skidmush
21:00 <Doodle> ooooh
21:00 <faux> ill fight u
22:00 <Skirmish> We both know you would win faux.
22:00 <faux> that was a typo but now i will forever call u skidmysh
22:00 <Student> :)
23:00 <Student> but your efforts are praisable, Skirmish
23:00 <Doodle> brb looken 4 a job
23:00 <Doodle> ok finished
23:00 <Skirmish> Thanks Apu.
23:00 <Student> i really liked the way you give attention to most of what i type, and even go to analyze it 
23:00 <Student> its cool 
23:00 <faux> gl
23:00 <faux> oh
23:00 <faux> wb
23:00 <Doodle> Beauty Advisor - Myer Ballarat
23:00 <Doodle> i could do that
23:00 <Doodle> ur ugly dont bother
23:00 <Doodle> etc
24:00 <faux> loolll
24:00 <Skirmish> You're meant to promote make up and tell them that they can be saved Doodle.
24:00 <faux> boostin self esteem since 2016
24:00 <Doodle> yeah i cant i'd die from all the perfume
24:00 <Skirmish> 'It's ok honey, with some of this all that will buff out!'
24:00 <Doodle> YOU ALL STINK LADIES
24:00 <Doodle> pooooo-eeeeeeeee
27:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6vSf0cA9qY
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Klingande - Jubel (Official Video HD) Views: 136,933,770 Uploader: Kontor.TV Uploaded: Sep 20, 2013 Duration: 3m30s Rating: 4.86
27:00 <faux> i think i might have a bath
27:00 <faux> mm warmth
28:00 <Doodle> meet u there
28:00 <Doodle> i'll be the one sticking out
29:00 <Matthew> oh jesus lol
29:00 <Doodle> no i'm tall i dont fit in baths
30:00 <faux> lmao
30:00 <Matthew> very appropriate Doodle
30:00 <faux> yum
30:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
30:00 <faux> hng
30:00 <faux> k
31:00 <faux> bath Time
31:00 <faux> bbs
31:00 <Doodle> i'll bbs 2 o/
31:00 <Matthew> both entering the bathroom
59:00 <nevski> hi all
01:00 <psidawg> hi all number 2
01:00 <psidawg> morning
01:00 <psidawg> i mean, afternoon =P
08:00 <unclenevs> Def still feels like morning 
09:00 <unclenevs> dead at work today 
09:00 <Skirmish> day is zooming. I am going to have a snooze before work.
09:00 <unclenevs> right on 
14:00 <British^Meat> eatin a pie
16:00 <unclenevs> living the dream 
28:00 <British^Meat> dont let your dreams become dreams
28:00 <British^Meat> let them become pie
28:00 <British^Meat> u can take that with you on your life journey
29:00 <unclenevs> especially quiche 
29:00 <unclenevs> team quiche 
30:00 <Matthew> Cheryl
47:00 <unclenevs> wish I was in the city having a beer right now I love weather like this 
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i wish i was anywhere but here having a beer but nope silly me needs to work
48:00 <unclenevs> yea I'm at work too and I'm working tomorrow unfortunately 
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im working all the way through till tuesday morning
59:00 <unclenevs> yeesh pass on that 
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> in 5 days im doing 60 hours lol
01:00 <unclenevs> ha I remember those days I don't miss them at all
01:00 <unclenevs> what sort of work do you do? 
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Mobile Patrol Officer
05:00 <unclenevs> right on 
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> anyway time to go back to bed and sleep for an hour or two seeya
07:00 <unclenevs> cya
02:00 <faux>  EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY YOUUU
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Doodle> it has come to this
22:00 <unclenevs> Man these chocolate vending machine refrigerated cookies are amazing 
27:00 <faux> hi doodie
27:00 <faux> did u have a diddle in the bath
28:00 <Doodle> lol no
34:00 <faux> oh
34:00 <faux> 2 bad
49:00 <unclenevs> haha fuck having a wank in the bath 
49:00 <unclenevs> I don't want to soak in seed.. 
51:00 <Doodle> its ok it was her bath
04:00 <unclenevs> ha
10:00 <Floss> I'm watching The Room again
14:00 <faux> LOL
20:00 <Floss> did you enjoy last night
20:00 <Floss> oh hai doggy
21:00 <Floss> youre my favourite customer johnny
58:00 <Floss> you wanna play some football
00:00 <amsy> woah ok wtf
01:00 <amsy> Floss, I was just discussing that movie elsewhere
01:00 <Floss> lol
01:00 <Floss> i did not hit her i did not
01:00 <Floss> oh hai mark
01:00 <amsy> lmaoooo
01:00 <Floss> hes talking to peter now
01:00 <Floss> im reading the disaster artist book its so awesome
02:00 <Doodle> YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
02:00 <Floss> lol with the arms
02:00 <Floss> he doesnt know the word fiance he only says future wife
04:00 <Floss> apparently it took hours and hours of takes to get him saing one simple sentence 
04:00 <Floss> like he cant walk and talk at the same time
04:00 <Doodle> lol ye
05:00 <Floss> cheee chee chee cheeee!!
05:00 <Floss> they added the bottle to throw cause he usually does better when he has a prob and he managed to get the line out
05:00 <Floss> prop*
06:00 <Floss> fuck i love this movie
06:00 <Clarkson> handbags are pretty fucking serious lol
07:00 <Doodle> i'm hungry
07:00 <Doodle> come and cook for me Floss
07:00 <Doodle> have some yourself
07:00 <Floss> eh ive had valium im doing fuck all
07:00 <Clarkson> you'll get all this shit about heist but stuff from gerard too
07:00 <Doodle> :\
08:00 <Doodle> maccas it is then
08:00 <Floss> going for a ride in a bit
08:00 <Doodle> thats not fuck all
08:00 <Floss> its more fun than being a kitchen bitch
09:00 <Floss> i have to poop
12:00 <Floss> so hows your sex life?
12:00 <Clarkson> wtf we were talking about hats n beanies not cocks
13:00 <dematerialised> gday faggots
13:00 <dematerialised> whats the code word
14:00 <Floss> lol the gangster hand shake they do
14:00 <Floss> the mark dude is pretty hot
18:00 <TheRon> the big ronbowksi is pretty hot
23:00 <Floss> ha durr
23:00 <Floss> oh haii collette
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
38:00 <zaim> what
38:00 <TheRon> we've got one
39:00 <TheRon> do you believe in love?
39:00 <TheRon> do you believe it's true?
43:00 <faux> amelia u fat fuk
43:00 <Clarkson> b1 knows shit but wont share
43:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
43:00 <TheRon> i wasn't gonna say it
43:00 <amelia> damn it
45:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
45:00 <amelia> hi how you
45:00 <dematerialised> im good ty, well feeling better than when i woke up
45:00 <dematerialised> but im good now
46:00 <dematerialised> considering getting some overpriced nachos and watching vikings
46:00 <amelia> did jew wake up sick
47:00 <dematerialised> yeah
47:00 <faux> nooo
47:00 <faux> i want nachos
47:00 <faux> fuck you
47:00 <Clarkson> least hookers have blood tests, never know what you get from some slut at a nightclub
47:00 <faux> actually i want tacos
47:00 <amelia> yummm my friend invite me to bbq and i kno i should go and be social and mingle
47:00 <dematerialised> but you cbf?
47:00 <amelia> But i will prob stay home and watch mob wivrs
47:00 <dematerialised> i know that feel
47:00 <amelia> whilst eating chicken nuggets
47:00 <faux> YES
47:00 <dematerialised> my work is throwing a sundowner at the pcec tonight
48:00 <faux> have u seen any eps yet
48:00 <dematerialised> free booze
48:00 <amelia> speaking of chicken
48:00 <dematerialised> and i still cbf
48:00 <amelia> yesterday i was wif my friend fauxy and der was a kid cuddling a live chicken
48:00 <amelia> on the tv
48:00 <amelia> and
48:00 <faux> awww
48:00 <amelia> my friend said i uSeD To HaVe CHiCKeNS aS a KiD
48:00 <faux> omg
48:00 <faux> lollll
49:00 <faux> another one
49:00 <amelia> and i was like ffs are you kidding me
49:00 <faux> lmaooo 
49:00 <amelia> dis is bs
49:00 <amelia> i have to go
49:00 <amelia> haha
50:00 <TheRon> beer me up scotty
53:00 <TheRon> anybody wanna know the score from last nights game?
53:00 <dematerialised> mm beer
02:00 <philosopher{[x]}> it wasnt a fairdinkum mate
11:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Available every day $22.90 for lunch (including unlimited soft drinks) $29.90 for dinner (including unlimited soft drinks)
34:00 <TheRon> i know why there's war in the middle east
34:00 <TheRon> they're all muslim, they can't all just sit down and have some beers and nut it all out
36:00 <TheRon> a keg and a pig on a spit, the war in the middle east is over
37:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!party time!!!!!
37:00 <TheRon> ross wilson - bed of nails
37:00 <MrMark> TheRon!!
39:00 <TheRon> lay down in a bed of rose, wake up lying on a bed of nails
40:00 <TheRon> we've all been there
42:00 <TheRon> MrMark: wet wet wet?
43:00 <MrMark> love is all around
43:00 <TheRon> sweet surrender
43:00 <MrMark> yes dear
45:00 <TheRon> MrMark: i've seen them all, four weddings, notting hill, love actually
46:00 <MrMark> u old softie u
46:00 <TheRon> i know
46:00 <TheRon> they are funny as though
48:00 <MrMark> its scotch time!!
49:00 <TheRon> beer!
49:00 <TheRon> with scotch chaser?
49:00 <MrMark> its scotch time!!!!!dammit!
49:00 <MrMark> yeah alright
50:00 <TheRon> 12 yo scotch
51:00 <TheRon> ppl think it's wrong, the love between a man and his 12 yo scotch
51:00 <Kynetic> georgeandwell-alpha likes his scotch like he likes his women
51:00 <Kynetic> aged 12 years 
52:00 <robot> good evening
52:00 <TheRon> picard?
52:00 <Kynetic> robot likes his nuts like he likes his bolts
52:00 <Kynetic> screwed.
52:00 <robot> lol
52:00 <robot> hi colours
52:00 <TheRon> couleurs: likes his coffe black, like his men
52:00 <TheRon> :P
53:00 <couleurs> hi rabbot
53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> ahoy
53:00 <couleurs> good 1 Ron
53:00 <TheRon> cheers
53:00 <TheRon> 1-1?
53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> swan street pub
53:00 <MrMark> he likes his his men long and black
54:00 <philosopher{[x]}> nothing wrong to it
54:00 <TheRon> MrMark: neil diamond - solitary man
54:00 <MrMark> oooer
54:00 <MrMark> its Cold CHisel time
54:00 <couleurs> i drink a latte or cappuccino thank u
54:00 <TheRon> ita?
55:00 <Kynetic> i like my women like i like my coffee
55:00 <Kynetic> hot and sweet
55:00 <couleurs> yes it was 1-1 what a rigged match
55:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i used to like my women too but on the magazines
55:00 <TheRon> couldn't beat fucking liverpool, BvB suck
56:00 <couleurs> agreed.
56:00 <philosopher{[x]}> scottish wine are top notche
56:00 <MrMark> sittin on a beach drinkin rocket fuels oh yeah!!!
56:00 <couleurs> Jane Bunes Bon Bons
56:00 <TheRon> cheap wine and a three day growth come one
56:00 <MrMark> wooot
56:00 <MrMark> my fav
57:00 <philosopher{[x]}> ohhh working class whoes
57:00 <philosopher{[x]}> whores
57:00 <philosopher{[x]}> men are whore
57:00 <Clarkson> oh it was all fine the cop we got was fucking awesome
57:00 <MrMark> Flame Trees
57:00 <TheRon> bee gees - alone
57:00 <Kynetic> philosopher{[x]} spoken like a true philosopher
58:00 <MrMark> bugger the Bee Gees...its Cold Chisel time!!
58:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
00:00 <MrMark> Foreever Now!!!
00:00 <Kynetic> saturday night..
00:00 <Kynetic> do do do do doo do dooooo
00:00 <dematerialised> bwa bwa bwaaaaa do dooooo de dooooo
00:00 <TheRon> at the star hotel
01:00 <MrMark> saturday night fever night fever
01:00 <TheRon> you should be dancing
01:00 <TheRon> yeah
02:00 <MrMark> im a dancing queen
02:00 <philosopher{[x]}> only if there were some sort of communications
02:00 <MrMark> feeling the beat from the tamborine
02:00 <TheRon> know me knowing you
02:00 <philosopher{[x]}> eeveryone has bills to pay
02:00 <MrMark> ah ha
02:00 <MrMark> there is nothing we can do
02:00 <philosopher{[x]}> mammamia
04:00 <TheRon> the winner takes it all
10:00 <philosopher{[x]}> *from
11:00 <MrMark> Joey baby dont get crazy
12:00 <TheRon> Caribbean queen now we're sharing the same dream 
16:00 <TheRon> i drove all night to get to you, is that alright
20:00 <MrMark> Celine Dion
20:00 <TheRon> cyndi
21:00 <MrMark> im playing Celine!!!
21:00 <TheRon> each to ehir own
21:00 <MrMark> i taste your sweet kisses your arms open wide!!!
22:00 <TheRon> roy orbison
22:00 <MrMark> oh no
22:00 <TheRon> it's his song
22:00 <MrMark> nah
22:00 <MrMark> Celine did it better
22:00 <TheRon> he wrote it
23:00 <MrMark> Missy Higgins....
23:00 <TheRon> steer?
23:00 <MrMark> Set Me On Fire
24:00 <MrMark> one of her newer ones
25:00 <partay> will you two suck each other dick immediately
25:00 <MrMark> maybe
25:00 <MrMark> :P
25:00 <TheRon> nah
25:00 <TheRon> rather have a beer
26:00 <partay> here's a song to make you masculine again
26:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979 Views: 28,812,553 Uploader: SmashingPumpkinsVEVO Uploaded: Aug 3, 2011 Duration: 4m22s Rating: 4.91
26:00 <TheRon> yes!
26:00 <TheRon> disarm next
26:00 <MrMark> double scotch chaser for ya beer
27:00 <TheRon> excellent
27:00 <TheRon> i'll be singing neil diamond numbers in no time
27:00 <MrMark> excellent
28:00 <amelia> faux
28:00 <TheRon> i like big butts i can not lie
28:00 <amelia> watching ep 1
28:00 <amelia> now
28:00 <partay> amelia leggins are not pants 
29:00 <amelia> hi partay fuck off and take your small lil cock with you
29:00 <partay> hahahahaha
29:00 <Clarkson> They call them dildos
29:00 <partay> clarko she knows all about them 
29:00 <Clarkson> fkn me roo,.. gotta go get the fart cart PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me bros not hear 2nite,.. party for 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37:00 <MrMark> more music TheRon!!!
39:00 <TheRon> vanessa carlton - white houses
40:00 <MrMark> oooer
40:00 <MrMark> love it
40:00 <MrMark> Screaming Jets..................Helping Hand
40:00 <TheRon> nice!
41:00 <MrMark> George Baker Selection......Little Green Bag
41:00 <TheRon> reservoir dogs
41:00 <MrMark> yes!!
42:00 <TheRon> i was born in reservoir
42:00 <MrMark> one of the best movies of the 90s
43:00 <MrMark> jump to the left...jump to the right
44:00 <TheRon> sing sweet transvestite
44:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
45:00 <partay> rabbits or roosters?
46:00 <TheRon> cocks!
47:00 <partay> not sure the chooks can do it 
47:00 <TheRon> fair drubbing last night
48:00 <partay> yah dragoons are shit 
48:00 <Clarkson> well for you either I way, my vagina is obsolete
49:00 <TheRon> MrMark: accidently kelly street
49:00 <partay> TheRon ease up
49:00 <TheRon> too early?
49:00 <partay> you're slipping
49:00 <partay> yes
49:00 <partay> come back
50:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPT-YdNLxCs
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Best of 90's Alternative/Rock (Volume 1) Views: 24,110,513 Uploader: Music Tripper Uploaded: Feb 20, 2014 Duration: 90m44s Rating: 4.76
50:00 <TheRon> bizarre love triangle ?
50:00 <partay> always time for new order 
50:00 <TheRon> frente?
50:00 <partay> no frente neon sogn in flashing 
51:00 <partay> sign*
51:00 <TheRon> damn
54:00 <partay> hi unclever 
54:00 <unclenevs> hi
55:00 <unclenevs> close enough
55:00 <partay> that was intenional 
55:00 <unclenevs> nailed it then
55:00 <partay> si
56:00 <TheRon> everytime i see you falling, i get down on my knees and pray, i'm waiting for for that final moment you say the words that i can't say
56:00 <MrMark> can u help me im bent im so scared that ill never get put back together
58:00 <TheRon> what i need is a good defense, 'cause i'm feeling like a criminal
59:00 <couleurs> #kareokeRON
59:00 <partay> #chickenwireRON
59:00 <TheRon> still better than BVB not beating liverpool
59:00 <MrMark> so when your near me darlingf cant u hear me SOS
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> assignment submitted! YEW
00:00 <MrMark> woot!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> woot
00:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 4's open doors and some 3's get degrees 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
01:00 <TheRon> no idea
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor
01:00 <partay> I thought that was straight forward
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> p = degree]
01:00 <partay> p's do also = degrees
02:00 <partay> what are u studying?
02:00 <TheRon> mmmm mmmm mmmm
04:00 <couleurs> Babes.
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Research methodologies 
06:00 <couleurs> close...
06:00 <TheRon> sheryl crow - strong enough
08:00 <faux> uhhhhhh i hate that saying
08:00 <faux> P's get degrees lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love it! Cos it’s true
09:00 <faux> i like to aim high
09:00 <couleurs> does any1 else hate bindy irwin and how over enthusiastic she is over anything/everything
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> give a fuck, no one looks at your results. 
09:00 <couleurs> hi i'm bindy irwin and i LOVE GIRAFFES OMG
09:00 <faux> ive never gotten a P and ill prob cry if i ever do
09:00 <couleurs> THEY'RE LIKE, SO TALL
09:00 <partay> faux I'll bet your left nut not a single employer will want to see your memorandom of results 
10:00 <faux> they wont
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <faux> but its not for them
10:00 <faux> its for me
10:00 <faux> its stupid i know i just like to aim highee than a P
10:00 <TheRon> sunny came home
10:00 <faux> not everyone is like that and its fine
10:00 <partay> it's not stupid 
10:00 <partay> at all
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, it’s all good. Everyone is different. I just wanna fuckin’ complete A degree not half start ones
10:00 <Hanks> Hi  Hankin Sharp here
10:00 <TheRon> stupid is what stupid does
10:00 <partay> unless you going to consult for Accenture.. they onlyntake straight 7's 
10:00 <couleurs> ok then
11:00 <partay> or HD for you kiddies 
11:00 <unclenevs> ha i hear that kate
11:00 <faux> yah
11:00 <faux> ice gotten about 2-3 C's no P's yet 
11:00 <Hanks> Say hi
12:00 <partay> C's are a solid effort..
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ive got a couple over all P’s and a couple overall C's
12:00 <TheRon> i like d's
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> like course wise.
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> HD is pretty awesome
12:00 <Hanks> D size
12:00 <faux> good stuff
12:00 <faux> mine are majority ds and hds
12:00 <Hanks> Anyone stiff
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’ve got one HD for a psych essay
13:00 <partay> wtf
13:00 <TheRon> d's and hd's are when you in effort
13:00 <faux> nice
13:00 <faux> TheRon i dont understand your english lol
13:00 <TheRon> whta?
13:00 <unclenevs> case in point
13:00 <unclenevs> ha
13:00 <faux> are when you in effort 
13:00 <faux> what?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> da broken english
14:00 <TheRon> they're not?
14:00 <unclenevs> all his bases
14:00 <faux> READ WHAT YOU WROTE
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <Hanks> Pedantic
14:00 <unclenevs> rons got all the bases
14:00 <TheRon> my hands sometimes are way ahead of my brain
14:00 <couleurs> i'm are in you effort lol
14:00 <faux> lollll
14:00 <faux> ffs
15:00 <unclenevs> c for grammar.
15:00 <Hanks> D for  grampa
15:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
15:00 <faux> thats a good boy
15:00 <faux> cum for grandma
15:00 <Clarkson> even i know about that and i dont give a fuck about him
15:00 <Hanks> Who wants a bong
15:00 <unclenevs> hah faux
16:00 <unclenevs> how akward was that!
16:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <faux> bad
16:00 <unclenevs> oh man
16:00 <faux> i cringed to death
16:00 <unclenevs> haha
16:00 <faux> i saw her boobs way more than i ever wanted to
16:00 <unclenevs> yep
17:00 <unclenevs> im pretty much immunie to william h macys arse at this point
17:00 <faux> hahahahahhaa
17:00 <faux> i love him in the show when hes not being a fuckwit 
17:00 <faux> his rants are boss
17:00 <unclenevs> some of the best rants when hes in the bar
17:00 <unclenevs> for sure
17:00 <faux> agreed
17:00 <unclenevs> i guess he didnt do anything with that gun?
18:00 <faux> hmm
18:00 <unclenevs> not yet anyways i guess
18:00 <faux> good point
18:00 <faux> i wonder if lip actually enters rehab
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> how is it almost 830
19:00 <faux> cos they just showed him standing outside 
19:00 <unclenevs> yea true
19:00 <unclenevs> i think he will
19:00 <faux> i hope so
19:00 <faux> i was excited to see him progress lol
19:00 <unclenevs> not sure what his brothers gonna do
19:00 <unclenevs> whatshisname
19:00 <faux> ian?
19:00 <unclenevs> yea
20:00 <faux> in regards to what
20:00 <unclenevs> i remember he went back to the ambulance chick but didnt she tell him to bounce again?
21:00 <faux> nah didnt the other EMTs say we'll only go out on this call if Ian comes?
21:00 <faux> or did something happen after that
21:00 <unclenevs> ohh true yea i fogot about that sorry youre right
21:00 <faux> my memory sucks a bit
21:00 <faux> i hope that means he got his job back
22:00 <unclenevs> i i was really happy when i realised he was going to go for it
22:00 <unclenevs> poor bloke
22:00 <faux> agreed
22:00 <faux> i like his boyfie too
22:00 <faux> he needs someone positive in his life
22:00 <unclenevs> yea he seems genuine
22:00 <faux> sucks he has HIV
22:00 <unclenevs> needs some more character development though
22:00 <unclenevs> bad
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> what are you guys talking bout?
22:00 <faux> Shameless
22:00 <faux> tv show
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> the UK one?
23:00 <faux> US version
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh
23:00 <faux> havent seen the UK one
23:00 <faux> nor sure if its as good
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s what the US is based on….
23:00 <unclenevs> i made the mistake of telling my missus we need a russian friend
23:00 <faux> yes i know..
23:00 <faux> doesnt mean ive seen it
23:00 <faux> LOL nev
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> just sayin’
23:00 <faux> i love svetlana omg
23:00 <unclenevs> after the first season its a different storyline
23:00 <unclenevs> shes great haha
24:00 <faux> her attitude 
24:00 <faux> cockiness
24:00 <faux> love it
24:00 <faux> but wheres her baby been LOL
24:00 <unclenevs> haha i know right
24:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
24:00 <faux> i was thinking that when she was at kev and vs
24:00 <Serenity> the UK shameless is bollocks
25:00 <faux> like bitch where yo baby at
25:00 <unclenevs> and they keep showing like kev and vs kids
25:00 <unclenevs> no idea
25:00 <faux> yeah
25:00 <faux> weird
25:00 <unclenevs> rip that baby character
25:00 <faux> lmao
25:00 <faux> i miss mickey
25:00 <Serenity> :( mickey
26:00 <faux> i died a bit inside when the credits said guest starring
26:00 <faux> i was like PLS.
26:00 <unclenevs> i know right
26:00 <unclenevs> wonder if he'll be back next season
26:00 <unclenevs> will sasso's character was cool kev and vs crazy neighbour who hated the lesbians ha
26:00 <Serenity> i dont think theres any intention of him coming back tbh
26:00 <faux> hope so
27:00 <faux> i hate that we have to wait like 9 months to find out
27:00 <unclenevs> damn
29:00 <faux> fuck i still habent had dinner
30:00 <faux> cbf eating
30:00 <unclenevs> yea either and i have leftovers from last night
30:00 <faux> gimme
30:00 <faux> i love leftovers
30:00 <unclenevs> but it means i have to like go to the kitchen and microwave styff
30:00 <unclenevs> stuff
31:00 <unclenevs> pasta is always better the next day i reakon
34:00 <faux> yeah cos its had time to absorb shit
34:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
35:00 <faux> by shit i mean sauce
35:00 <couleurs> Mmmm. Shit Sauce.
36:00 <faux> lmao
37:00 <unclenevs> haha
37:00 <unclenevs> you know what is amazing that i hadnt done before
37:00 <unclenevs> fried raviolli
37:00 <unclenevs> instead of boiled.
37:00 <unclenevs> good god
37:00 <faux> never tried that
38:00 <unclenevs> yea i only had it recently really nice
38:00 <faux> yum
38:00 <faux> i love pasta
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKvxuSVWk3Q <— hilarious! 
38:00 <faux> i dont have it much anymor ethough
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38:00 <faux> one of me faves is pasta with yoghurt/garlic/dried mint 'sauce'
38:00 <unclenevs> yea its not the best to eat regularly
39:00 <unclenevs> nice
39:00 <faux> so nice in summer
39:00 <faux> ivr never heard of anyone eating it tjough
39:00 <faux> maybe its a leb thing
40:00 <unclenevs> yea i defintely havent but will try it
40:00 <faux> woo
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lots of yoghurt ?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> greek?
40:00 <faux> yeah enough to coat the pasta
40:00 <unclenevs> like mint sauce as in mint sauce for roasts?
40:00 <faux> no
40:00 <unclenevs> the jelly?
40:00 <faux> crush the garli 
40:00 <faux> c
40:00 <unclenevs> oh
40:00 <faux> add some oil 
40:00 <faux> then add it to greej yoghurt
40:00 <TheRiddler> are you going to watch my team on sunday faux?
40:00 <faux> then add dried mint
41:00 <faux> ew no
41:00 <TheRiddler> :(
41:00 <faux> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> meany!
41:00 <faux> i hate gayfl
41:00 <faux> i might if im not doing anything
41:00 <unclenevs> doing a rack of lamb tomorrow night
41:00 <faux> u can tell me whats happening
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like bacon + parma cheese + pesto + pasta
41:00 <unclenevs> 2 racks for $20 from the preston market im stoked
41:00 <TheRiddler> I hate gay fat losers too
41:00 <TheRiddler> :p
41:00 <faux> nice
41:00 <faux> lolll 
42:00 <TheRiddler> ok
42:00 <TheRiddler> I just woke from a nap
42:00 <faux> ive seen a lot of videos lately of people making 'one pot pasta"
43:00 <faux> basicaly chuckong all tje ingredients plus the pasta in a pot and boiling
43:00 <faux> adding cheese and tada
43:00 <faux> looks ok but i wouldnt boil the onion and garlic gross 
43:00 <faux> id fry it off first
43:00 <unclenevs> interesting
44:00 <unclenevs> i love tuna pasta
44:00 <unclenevs> tuna and a cream based pasta sauce is godlike
45:00 <faux> NO
45:00 <faux> i hate warm tuna
45:00 <faux> makes me gag do hard
45:00 <faux> so*
45:00 <faux> like tuna bakes omg
45:00 <unclenevs> haha yea 
45:00 <unclenevs> im not allowed to make it
45:00 <faux> cannot.deal 
45:00 <unclenevs> i would eat that for a month
45:00 <TheRiddler> tuna pie
46:00 <faux> yuck stop iy
46:00 <TheRiddler> :p
46:00 <faux> ok i need dinner fuck 
46:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> oranges and spag bol :P
46:00 <faux> if i dint have to take me tablet
46:00 <unclenevs> yea im getting hungry now ha
46:00 <TheRiddler> ok
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <faux> stupid take it with food shit
46:00 <faux> DIE
46:00 <unclenevs> anything fun?
46:00 <faux> the tablet?
47:00 <unclenevs> yea
47:00 <faux> oh
47:00 <TheRiddler> stops her turning into a monkey :p
49:00 <unclenevs> cant feed her after midnight eh?
49:00 <faux> lmao
52:00 <unclenevs> im pretty sure im just gonna eat leftover pasta cold from the container its in ha
52:00 <unclenevs> yep thats happening
53:00 <couleurs> Brb All
53:00 <Moke> Just went to the servo this dumb fucking Asian slut used her phone to pay way the fuel payment
53:00 <Moke> What does she think she is some fucking hero
53:00 <Moke> Ooh I can pay way on my shitty Samsung phone
53:00 <unclenevs> that got you mad?
54:00 <couleurs> that was me!!!!!!
54:00 <unclenevs> i do that shit all the time
54:00 <unclenevs> all my cards loaded into my phone
54:00 <couleurs> iphone 6s!!!!!!!
55:00 <Moke> I got iPhone 6s Plus
55:00 <Moke> Good phone
55:00 <Moke> I like it cause iMessage
55:00 <unclenevs> its safer because you can enable/disable nfc rather than someone walking by scanning the cards in your wallet with an nfc scanner
55:00 <Moke> True
55:00 <Moke> How do u add them to the phone man
56:00 <unclenevs> im on galaxy s7 so itd be different but i use the samsung wallet
58:00 <Serenity> ooh amelia have you got a new nickname?
58:00 <Moke> Ok cool I'll look into it
58:00 <Moke> Amelia
58:00 <Moke> Who
58:00 <Moke> I'm not Amelia
58:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> i made it up myself
58:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> cos
58:00 <Serenity> oh damn
58:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> i jus shoved 2 chicken nuggets jn
58:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> In my mouth
58:00 <Moke> Is she Amelia
58:00 <Serenity> yum
58:00 <unclenevs> haha
58:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> i looked like a chubby chipmunk
58:00 <Moke> Chubby fucken slut mile
58:00 <Serenity> ahah
58:00 <Moke> Mol
58:00 <Moke> E
58:00 <Serenity> excuse you
58:00 <Serenity> calm down
58:00 <Moke> Do u spread your lips
59:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> i think i would actually be one of the smaller girls on here
59:00 <Moke> really
59:00 <Serenity> probably the smallest lol
59:00 <Moke> Serenity how's the kids
59:00 <unclenevs> shots fired
59:00 <unclenevs> hah
59:00 <Serenity> can you not ask about my children
59:00 <Serenity> ty
59:00 <Moke> Why m
59:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> yah no shit but i talk about food 24/7
59:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> so I'm fat
59:00 <Moke> It was a question I'm been nice
59:00 <TheRiddler> pix
59:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> you seen pix
59:00 <Moke> Oh well get fucked serenity
00:00 <unclenevs> popcorn.
00:00 <Moke> Fucken cunt
00:00 <Serenity> amsy would be one of the small ones too if she wasnt 7ft tall
00:00 <TheRiddler> oh so moke is jerome
00:00 <Moke> No I'm not u faggot
00:00 <Serenity> moke is not jerome
00:00 <Serenity> its stevo
00:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> AHAAHAH yah she tall
00:00 <Moke> Fuck off
00:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> no its not pliv
00:00 <TheRiddler> oh
00:00 <Moke> Eat a cock u fgt
00:00 <Serenity> dude theres no need for this shit
00:00 <Moke> Don't speak my name
00:00 <Serenity> just calm down no one is abusing you
00:00 <Moke> Well serenity
00:00 <Moke> I was trying to be. Nice
00:00 <Moke> To u
00:00 <Moke> And u shot me down
00:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> is Moke foreign
01:00 <Moke> I cry
01:00 <Serenity> because its not appropriate to be asking about my children
01:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot jerome usually asks about her 5 step program
01:00 <Serenity> and its not appropriate to be abusing people
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <Moke> Ok so if the riddler asked u would u give the same response
01:00 <Serenity> no because 1 he wouldnt ask in here and 2 we're friends
01:00 <Moke> So what if I abuse get over it have w cry
01:00 <TheRiddler> I wouldn't ask in here
01:00 <Moke> U sad sacks
01:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> m
01:00 <TheRiddler> see
01:00 <Moke> Fuck  u cunts need to get a life
02:00 <Moke> Your so consumed with the chat that everything is taken Seriously
02:00 <Moke> Get over it
02:00 <Serenity> everything was chill why do you needa be so aggressive
02:00 <TheRiddler> no netflix
02:00 <unclenevs> thugs need hugs
02:00 <Moke> u laugh at me I make 3000 per fortnight
02:00 <TheRiddler> he has*
02:00 <unclenevs> lol
02:00 <partay> is that all
02:00 <partay> hahahaha
02:00 <unclenevs> is that all
02:00 <Moke> I make more money then all of u factors
03:00 <Moke> Faggots
03:00 <Serenity> oh lord
03:00 <Serenity> why
03:00 <Moke> I work
03:00 <Moke> U cunts don't
03:00 <unclenevs> haha
03:00 <partay> *sigh*
03:00 <Moke> Centrelink scum
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
03:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> Moke is gettin too much attention
03:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> where is faux
03:00 <Moke> Bottom feeding doll bludgers
03:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> i need to talk @ her
03:00 <TheRiddler> maccas manager? :P
03:00 <Moke> Scoop your asshole up cubt
03:00 <Moke> Cunt
03:00 <unclenevs> man i wish i was on the dole
03:00 <Moke> No I'm a support worker
04:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL @ DIS CUNT
04:00 <unclenevs> i wish i could sustain my life on dole money
04:00 <Moke> I get like 60 bux an hour Sunday's
04:00 <partay> lol
04:00 <partay> he sounds like picard
04:00 <TheRiddler> supporting kids making cheeseburgers?
04:00 <Serenity> who cares most people do who have jobs
04:00 <TheRiddler> :P
04:00 <Moke> Riddler fuck off retard
04:00 <ShadowLurker> he sounds like a fucking icehead bullshit artist living in his mums basement
04:00 <unclenevs> im not gonna talk about what i earn but i definitely dont work sundays haha
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <partay> $60 an hour is only $25hr normal time 
04:00 <Moke> Serenity don't fucked her way around opened her slut legs popped some kids out now her job is and Irc admin
05:00 <Moke> How sad
05:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> this boy finks he can take me out for mexican and i will be his gf
05:00 <partay> you dopey fucker 
05:00 <Clarkson> its so fucking art deco
05:00 <Serenity> its pretty 'common' as in.. low class to talk about what you earn in conversation
05:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> well he is right
05:00 <Moke> Go fist your hole bitch
05:00 <Serenity> im not an irc admin lol wtf
05:00 <unclenevs> correct Serenity
05:00 <partay> bye bye moke
05:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> NuGGeT Ma HoLe
05:00 <Moke> Shadow fsggots go fucking suck a fucking sick
05:00 <Moke> Dick
05:00 <Serenity> bash ya nugget ole
05:00 <Moke> U fgt
05:00 <TheRiddler> stevo is the pies supporter isn't he?
05:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> Ahahahahahahaha
06:00 <ShadowLurker> wow you so mad tonight
06:00 <Moke> I'll bash your head till ur brains fall out
06:00 <Moke> U r the ice head maggot
06:00 <ShadowLurker> did your dealer shortchange you on your rock mate
06:00 <Moke> Fuck off
06:00 <Serenity> literally no one said anything mean to him and hes exploding like picard at a wiggles concert
06:00 <Moke> Fuck off cunt
06:00 <Moke> Lol
06:00 <Moke> Serenity go die plz
06:00 <Moke> U mutt
06:00 <Serenity> calm down you spastic
06:00 <TheRiddler> pink potato pink potato
06:00 <ShadowLurker> have another suck on your pipe mate
06:00 <Moke> Serenity
06:00 <unclenevs> he'll sleep well tonight
06:00 <unclenevs> got that agression out on the internet
07:00 <faux> im here CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK 
07:00 <Serenity> haha all that pent up energy burnt off
07:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> shes not a mutt shes a Godzilla aunty ok
07:00 <faux> was getting me dinner
07:00 <partay> moke have a wank
07:00 <Moke> Shadow suck your self off
07:00 <unclenevs> i fucken showed them!
07:00 <Serenity> HAHAHA
07:00 <Serenity> RAWRR
07:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> bwahahahahahahahaha
07:00 <ShadowLurker> hes on a phone to
07:00 <unclenevs> I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME
07:00 <ShadowLurker> too pooor for a computer
07:00 <faux> WHAT CUNT
07:00 <ShadowLurker> bashin irc on a 20 buk coles phone
07:00 <faux> excuse me i am on a phone
07:00 <faux> how dare you
07:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> ohhhh
08:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> i am up tp episode 2
08:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> how hot is karina
08:00 <ShadowLurker> now he cant keep up
08:00 <partay> he probably sitting at a kfc carpark on his bicycle
08:00 <ShadowLurker> or hes raged so hard he needs another hit
08:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> is big mouth natalie in this season
08:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> and can you apologise for calling me a cword
08:00 <Moke> I got a computer Im watching the nrl u fuckface im watching a real mans game not some faggotry like Gayfl
08:00 <Moke> I have Foxtel fucknuts
08:00 <TheRiddler> if kfc released a watermelon drink in US would the black call the place racist?
08:00 <Serenity> real men bash nugget holes
08:00 <ShadowLurker> RRRROFL
09:00 <ShadowLurker> poor cunt
09:00 <ShadowLurker> waahh
09:00 <partay> thegame is free to air dickhead 
09:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> NuGGeT^HoLe
09:00 <Moke> Go watch your poofter game
09:00 <faux> soz meelies ily
09:00 <Serenity> no one is even talking about afl wtf
09:00 <faux> karina is hot yes
09:00 <faux> no natalie this season
09:00 <Serenity> D O Y O U N E E D H E L P
09:00 <Moke> Go watch your faggotry with pooftas in tight shorts
09:00 <faux> have u met britany and marissa yet
09:00 <Serenity> do you have someone that takes care of you
09:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont watch anything you cockrider
09:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> britany yes
09:00 <Moke> U salavate over their cock
10:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> don't kno how shes a model
10:00 <Moke> U fgt
10:00 <faux> lmao
10:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> karina is hotter
10:00 <Moke> Who is a model
10:00 <faux> her face is so avg
10:00 <TheRiddler> amunkia :p
10:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh moke it makes my cunt wet
10:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> yah
10:00 <faux> nice bod though but shes a bit like
10:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> and bod i don't find spesh either
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <faux> hunch back and lanky
10:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> crackwhorey
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
10:00 <faux> shes a string bean 
10:00 <Moke> Kingbean
10:00 <faux> OMG I CANY WAIT TIL U MEAT MARISSA 
10:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> karina way better
10:00 <faux> lol meat
10:00 <faux> meet.
11:00 <TheRiddler> imagine when she is 90yrs old
11:00 <faux> who
11:00 <TheRiddler> the hunchback stringbean
11:00 <Serenity> the fuck are you two rattling on about
11:00 <faux> oh
11:00 <partay> Moke... there there 
12:00 <faux> feck im lagging
12:00 <TheRiddler> would her head be level with her breasts?
12:00 <faux> TEST
12:00 <TheRiddler> :p
12:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> wait wot
12:00 <Moke> Nice to meat you
13:00 <Moke> Hunny bumble
13:00 <Moke> Would u suck me off u slut
13:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl @ dis cunt
13:00 <Clarkson> i just fucking abuse them saying i wanan fuckin kill myself
13:00 <ShadowLurker> sure thing Clarkson what about moke
13:00 <Clarkson> It tastes superb and its foamy as all fuck
14:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> whydahexagon does my noss always squeak
14:00 <TheRiddler> moke not mocha
14:00 <Serenity> man
14:00 <Serenity> i want a mocha
14:00 <couleurs> me 2
14:00 <Moke> Mocha on your Pussy lips
14:00 <TheRiddler> that's how you make chipmunk sounds :p
15:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> squeak squeak
15:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> stfu noss
15:00 <Moke> I'll cream pie your cunt hole
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <Moke> Analyst
15:00 <Moke> Juicy grey cunts
16:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> hush already
16:00 <faux> in ya mums bushhh ya mighty mums buuuush the lion sleeps tooooniiight
16:00 <TheRiddler> do you have tourettes
16:00 <faux> AWEEEEEEEEE
16:00 <faux> eee e eeeeee
16:00 <TheRiddler> Moke?
16:00 <Moke> Fuck off
16:00 <Moke> God I hate u cunt
16:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <Moke> faggot
16:00 <faux> golly
16:00 <faux> have a kitkat
16:00 <faux> oi
16:00 <TheRiddler> have a snickers
16:00 <Moke> Faux thinks he's some l33t hacker
16:00 <faux> i wouldnt mind a kitkat ay
17:00 <Moke> Fucken faggot
17:00 <faux> suck me dick ay
17:00 <Moke> U suck your own dick faggot
17:00 <Serenity> i want a bounty
17:00 <Moke> Gay poof
17:00 <faux> ya fukn fairy cunt ay
17:00 <TheRiddler> is Moke hungry?
17:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> YUMMMM
17:00 <faux> im da leetest hacker on irc
17:00 <Moke> Faux go suck chucky off u cum again
17:00 <Moke> Stain
17:00 <faux> call me faux da elite
17:00 <Skirmish> Moke you still haven't had any anger management classes I see. 
17:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> heres marissa
17:00 <Moke> U ain't shit cunt
17:00 <Clarkson> that cunt never wrote a word of his twelve years if it were twelve
17:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> she has sexy hair
18:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> gimme her hair
18:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> except blonde
18:00 <Serenity> the fuck are you watching you tree stump fuck
18:00 <Clarkson> What's a little shit between lovers
18:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> mob wives
18:00 <Serenity> ty
18:00 <faux> do u wanna punch her face yet 
18:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> ok she jus spoke
18:00 <TheRiddler> clarko you're sick
18:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> shes fuckin useless
18:00 <Clarkson> he has a circumcised penis
18:00 <faux> HAHAHA
18:00 <partay> then moke punched Maurice in the panties 
19:00 <faux> moke would u suck my dick for a cheeseburger
19:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't realise he responded to clarko
19:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> sexy haired useless bitch
19:00 <Clarkson> the stupid cunt of an S3
20:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> oH MY GHaaaaD
20:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> -marissa
20:00 <faux> rofl
21:00 <faux> AND STAY OUT
21:00 <TheRiddler> ermahgerd
21:00 <Serenity> weirdo
21:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> omgosh
21:00 <TheRiddler> was he the 1 that pretended to be a cat
21:00 <faux> no
21:00 <TheRiddler> or is that someone else
21:00 <faux> thats Stephen 
21:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:00 <faux> steven*
22:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> someone pretended to be a cat?
22:00 <unclenevs> rip moke
22:00 <unclenevs> gone too soon
22:00 <TheRiddler> there's too many steves
22:00 <Serenity> loll steven
22:00 <Serenity> this was stevo
22:00 <Serenity> steven usedto think he was a cat
22:00 <unclenevs> he msgd me as soon as i said anything
23:00 <Serenity> apparently he meowed irl too..
23:00 <CHuBBY^CHiPMuNK> ...
23:00 <faux> he did
23:00 <Serenity> but thenthat came from piss pubes so who knows
23:00 <faux> on the phone
23:00 <Maurice> Lol piss pubes
23:00 <Serenity> oh..
23:00 <Serenity> weird
23:00 <faux> just  a few times
23:00 <faux> wasnt like
23:00 <faux> after every sentenxe
23:00 <faux> lnao
23:00 <unclenevs> holy shit these chorizo balls cold are amazing
23:00 <unclenevs> pause
23:00 <faux> Hi meow
23:00 <Maurice> Even a few times is weird
23:00 <faux> he was a bit special
23:00 <faux> thank fuck
23:00 <Clarkson> you suck cock, ur dick and unlock padlocks, you silly blockhead, now ur gonna go hock your dildo this wont come as a shock
24:00 <faux> ur nick was goving me aids
24:00 <Serenity> i cant believe he slept with mel
24:00 <amelia> ahahaahhaa
24:00 <faux> he told me hwr vagina stunk
24:00 <unclenevs> Clarkson: give up rapping
24:00 <unclenevs> ha
24:00 <Clarkson> isnt dumplings like shit rolled ino balls? rotfl
24:00 <Maurice> Who didn't sleep with her
24:00 <faux> like bad
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <amelia> the up n down letters crack me up
24:00 <faux> im like and u still slept w her
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <faux> lollllllll @ clarkson rapping
24:00 <Clarkson> fucking angelic cunt and devilish fuckers at it again
24:00 <TheRiddler> I liked the nick
24:00 <Maurice> Surely if he could smell her vag, she could smell her own vag
24:00 <faux> long nicks take up half me phone
25:00 <Maurice> At what point do you think thats ok
25:00 <faux> yeah apparently she wasnt hygienic at all
25:00 <faux> like john told me she didnt shower
25:00 <faux> for ages
25:00 <amelia> Femfresh
25:00 <faux> :/
25:00 <unclenevs> rank
25:00 <faux> bad
25:00 <Serenity> she just needs to shower every day
25:00 <unclenevs> thats an immediate ko
25:00 <Serenity> apparently she doesnt
26:00 <unclenevs> no second chance
26:00 <faux> i dont know how people can not WANT to shower everyday
26:00 <faux> its so relaxing and smelling fresh is amaze
26:00 <faux> even FEELING fresh 
26:00 <Serenity> she drinks too much to care
26:00 <amelia> when women demand respect n say shit needs to change in the relationship
26:00 <Clarkson> jkl : i hear youre an annorexic soft cock who hides behinds some dogs and the internet
26:00 <faux> like i dont understand it
26:00 <Maurice> I usually have 2 showers a day
26:00 <amelia> but won't leave
26:00 <Maurice> Well, morning and night
26:00 <unclenevs> i cant wake up without a shower in the morning
27:00 <unclenevs> plus the water pressure at our new place is fucking amazing
27:00 <Serenity> i cant shower in the morning it feels weird
27:00 <Clarkson> the whole point of marriage is for kids, marriage is about creating mums and dads... this is why homosexual marriage is such a propaganda exercise.. gay men cannot create children even if they marriage, they are claiming, as their right, access to your children... when the gay men demand children... you gotta trust your instincts on this one
27:00 <unclenevs> and i had the worst water pressure for years
27:00 <faux> i prefer night showers
27:00 <Serenity> same
27:00 <amelia> shower in morning and night
27:00 <amelia> you guys only have one shower a day?
27:00 <TheRiddler> more time to shower at night
27:00 <faux> yeah my showers got so much better after i got a new detachable shower head
27:00 <unclenevs> ill usually do both but preffer the morning
27:00 <TheRiddler> also
27:00 <faux> it has a massage option
27:00 <faux> omg
27:00 <Serenity> i only have 1 a day yes
27:00 <unclenevs> haha
27:00 <faux> best on your head 
27:00 <Serenity> its more than enough
28:00 <amelia> Yux!
28:00 <TheRiddler> no dirty feet in bed :p
28:00 <unclenevs> i heard chicks like detachable shower heads
28:00 <unclenevs> just saying.
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <faux> gtfo
28:00 <unclenevs> ha
28:00 <amelia> correct
28:00 <unclenevs> haha!
28:00 <TheRiddler> I have a detachable showerhead
28:00 <unclenevs> mines fucking bolted on
28:00 <TheRiddler> come on over
28:00 <unclenevs> i dont want to be second best!
28:00 <TheRiddler> :p
28:00 <faux> it has different settings its amazing
28:00 <faux> pressure settinfs.. massage option omg
28:00 <amelia> no ash, its been up your ass
28:00 <unclenevs> see
28:00 <faux> i luff it x 397
28:00 <unclenevs> i was right ha
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol sif
28:00 <TheRiddler> it's too big
28:00 <faux> LMAO
28:00 <faux> hes tried
29:00 <amelia> do not lie @ me ash
29:00 <TheRiddler> it's the size of a plate
29:00 <unclenevs> :O
29:00 <faux> LMAO
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <faux> oh god im crying
29:00 <unclenevs> you know what i want 
29:00 <faux> lychees
29:00 <faux> me too
29:00 <unclenevs> one of those massive rain shower heads
29:00 <amelia> a burrito?
29:00 <faux> oh
29:00 <Serenity> a plate up ya foofie?
29:00 <amelia> oh
29:00 <unclenevs> yuck
29:00 <Serenity> aaaahah
30:00 <unclenevs> tuna to you are lychees to me
30:00 <unclenevs> faux
30:00 <faux> no i love tuna
30:00 <unclenevs> oh
30:00 <amelia> yummmmm tuna
30:00 <faux> just not WARM tuna
30:00 <amelia> toona
30:00 <unclenevs> you and my girl
30:00 <TheRiddler> lychees are yummt
30:00 <TheRiddler> *yummy
30:00 <unclenevs> rank
30:00 <Serenity> mm tuna patties
30:00 <Serenity> nom
30:00 <unclenevs> correct!
30:00 <faux> no.
30:00 <unclenevs> i double crumb them
30:00 <unclenevs> powe
30:00 <unclenevs> pow
30:00 <Serenity> yarmm
31:00 <unclenevs> im not allowed to cook tuna in the house
31:00 <faux> brb picken me nose
31:00 <couleurs> i'm a tuna
31:00 <amelia> crumbed eggplant
31:00 <unclenevs> and my girl doesnt like scalloped potatoes
31:00 <unclenevs> they go hand in hand ;/
31:00 <TheRiddler> you cant tuna fish
31:00 <Serenity> the fuck
31:00 <Serenity> piss her off mate
31:00 <unclenevs> haha
31:00 <amelia> time to drop your girl
31:00 <unclenevs> nah shes alright
31:00 <couleurs> pics
31:00 <unclenevs> but it sucks not being to cook certain shit
31:00 <Clarkson> strangled that bitch
32:00 <amelia> WOAH
32:00 <Serenity> woahh Clarkson
32:00 <Clarkson> yeah well give me the fucking money?
32:00 <unclenevs> haha
32:00 <faux> LMAO
32:00 <amelia> next level shit right there
32:00 <unclenevs> you wouldnt say that to me if you were infront of me Clarkson
32:00 <Clarkson> i like soy shit
32:00 <Serenity> fucking hell hes agress
32:00 <Maurice> I hate seafood but I still let my husband cook it
32:00 <Maurice> Even though it stinks up the whole house
32:00 <amelia> Clarkson is a bot you dork Neville
32:00 <Clarkson> wheres bec the slut
32:00 <unclenevs> she likes pretty much everything else i cook
32:00 <Serenity> you stink up the house mate
32:00 <robot> what u got against bots amelia
32:00 <unclenevs> amelia im sensing that
32:00 <Maurice> YOUR FACE MVIII
32:00 <amelia> ahahahaahahah
33:00 <Serenity> oh noo unclenevs thought clarko was a person ahah
33:00 <Clarkson> im chappy on shrooms lol n beer but juss want her to rock up n hang the fuck out man!
33:00 <Serenity> that rules
33:00 <amelia> you wanna fight @ me robot
33:00 <faux> lold too hard at that
33:00 <unclenevs> wait what
33:00 <unclenevs> oh fuck you guys lol
33:00 <amelia> AHAAHAH
33:00 <robot> fucken smash ya cunt
33:00 <faux> lollllll
33:00 <unclenevs> its my second day here ffs!
33:00 <unclenevs> lol
33:00 <faux> cute
33:00 <Serenity> hahah
33:00 <Serenity> you arent the only one dude
33:00 <Serenity> you wont be the last
33:00 <faux> i like that nev is a decent new person
33:00 <Serenity> me to
33:00 <couleurs> i'm a bot 2
33:00 <Serenity> o
33:00 <faux> unlike those randoms that come on like
33:00 <unclenevs> so someone controlls him or he just reacts?
33:00 <unclenevs> it*
33:00 <faux> omgz im new here
34:00 <faux> havent ben here in 4 yes
34:00 <Maurice> Imagine if he was one of the old trolls lulling everyone in to a false sense of security
34:00 <Maurice> Then BAM
34:00 <unclenevs> haha
34:00 <Maurice> LOOOLLLLLLL LOSERS
34:00 <Serenity> he logs lines that have been said in the channel unclenevs
34:00 <unclenevs> sheeit
34:00 <Serenity> and then repeats them back on triggers
34:00 <unclenevs> hook line and sinker
34:00 <couleurs> Clarkson is my Nigger.
34:00 <Clarkson> i'm allowed to wank
34:00 <Doodle> ^^
34:00 <partay> unclenevs loves clarko cock
34:00 <Clarkson> is this some philosophical shit Mew?
34:00 <Maurice> You are Clarkson, just stop doing it in public places
34:00 <Clarkson> my cats a poop machine
34:00 <faux> i hope its not
34:00 <faux> cos i told him me life story in pm
35:00 <unclenevs> working on a theory that youre all bots
35:00 <unclenevs> and im in here alone looking like a fucking idiot
35:00 <faux> lollllll
35:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/BisA46M
35:00 <amelia> me
35:00 <unclenevs> haha
36:00 <faux> lmao
36:00 <unclenevs> me 50x
36:00 <Doodle> gross
36:00 <faux> i thought it was a woman w a burrito in her hoohaa
36:00 <amelia> like oh fuck
36:00 <amelia> AHAAHHA i wish faux
36:00 <unclenevs> also
36:00 <unclenevs> update on burrito vs fajita?
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <amelia> oh fuck!
36:00 <unclenevs> case is pending!
36:00 <TheRiddler> you got yourself in a relationship with clarkson? :P
36:00 <amelia> i got nasi goreng instead
36:00 <Clarkson> what a shit day
37:00 <unclenevs> sheeit
37:00 <amelia> i will ask next week damnit i forgot
38:00 <unclenevs> ha right on
38:00 <TheRiddler> they changed the fajita recipe with those el paso box things
38:00 <TheRiddler> from steak to chicken
38:00 <unclenevs> yea tbh theyre still good though
38:00 <unclenevs> i preffer chicken
39:00 <amelia> omgosh karen n storm
39:00 <amelia> over
40:00 <unclenevs> yes!
40:00 <unclenevs> finally
40:00 <unclenevs> massive fan amelia
40:00 <amelia> Ahahahaha
40:00 <Serenity> mm nasi goreng
40:00 <unclenevs> like
40:00 <Serenity> i make an ace nasi
40:00 <amelia> for reals?!?!
40:00 <unclenevs> man tears
40:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHAHA
40:00 <unclenevs> when big ang died
40:00 <unclenevs> dont judge me
40:00 <unclenevs> lol
40:00 <amelia> who's your fave
40:00 <unclenevs> TEAM DRITA
40:00 <unclenevs> all day
40:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/jlObgUe.jpg
40:00 <couleurs> me
41:00 <amelia> awww i love ang she stays out the drama
41:00 <unclenevs> it sucks its finished i downloaded it as they came out so ive seen them all
41:00 <amelia> I like drita but sometimes she acts all hard but i dont think shes that hard
41:00 <unclenevs> storm is actually a collector in ny
41:00 <unclenevs> thats why everyones scared of him
41:00 <amelia> like able to fight proper n shit
41:00 <unclenevs> does standover/collection for people
41:00 <amelia> ohhhh
41:00 <amelia> fook that
41:00 <unclenevs> yea hes an animal
42:00 <amelia> who you reckon most attractive
42:00 <unclenevs> hmm
42:00 <amelia> karen fat but she still kinda hot
42:00 <unclenevs> in the og cast? prob drita
42:00 <unclenevs> yea if she lost a little she has a cute face
42:00 <unclenevs> i like whatshername
42:00 <unclenevs> um
42:00 <amelia> yah dunno if I'm down with dritas look
42:00 <unclenevs> long black hair, only came in this season but not the young crazy chick
42:00 <amelia> i def like her the best
43:00 <amelia> Ohhhh
43:00 <unclenevs> kinda older but hot
43:00 <amelia> hm i only up to ep 2
43:00 <unclenevs> ahh
43:00 <amelia> You mean Carla?
43:00 <amelia> she got bangin bod
43:00 <amelia> specially for an oldie
43:00 <unclenevs> just googled
43:00 <unclenevs> yep carla
43:00 <unclenevs> bigtime
43:00 <amelia> yah her body is fireeeeee
43:00 <unclenevs> yoga as fuck
44:00 <amelia> yah mos def haha
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
44:00 <unclenevs> noone knows i watched that shit but my girl and now this chatroom
44:00 <unclenevs> haha
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> amelia ur a bloke posing as a f right?
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> £ppl still do that lame shit?
44:00 <amelia> ahahahaaha dw it's our lil secret
44:00 <Doodle> D:
44:00 <amelia> georgeandwell-alpha wait wot
44:00 <unclenevs> georgeandwell-alpha she has a dope dick bro
44:00 <unclenevs> should see it
44:00 <amelia> first i get called fat
44:00 <amelia> now i have a dick
45:00 <Doodle> i'm taking the sexy underwear back amelia
45:00 <amelia> no you're fuckin not
45:00 <Clarkson> how are you sexy
45:00 <Doodle> it wont fit u if u have a wingwang
45:00 <amelia> i will make it fit
45:00 <amelia> scrunch it up in there
45:00 <Doodle> thats the spirit
45:00 <Doodle> ;)
46:00 <amelia> ahahahaha Ang "ok whos dat... shes a lil sexy one :) :)"
46:00 <unclenevs> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/18/02/2D83C4E300000578-0-image-m-109_1445132479714.jpg
46:00 <unclenevs> she can get it
47:00 <amelia> sexy milf
47:00 <unclenevs> bad
47:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ao9dZW3_700b.jpg
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <amelia> faux liked her too
47:00 <Zade> georgeandwell-alpha hurry up that cafe is waiting for you to get those bags of rice out of your corolla 
47:00 <unclenevs> right on
48:00 <unclenevs> apparently drita is gonna be in a spin-off
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats wrong with rice or.corolla mate?
48:00 <unclenevs> she was just in the news for beating up her neighbour ha
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u know that potatoes are from sth america
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ?
48:00 <Zade> didnt say anything was wrong with it 
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> rice is the food of wealth people
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> on white people in cold baren climate eat these roots call potatoes
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> taste shit mate
49:00 <Zade> lol
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u should be more educated mate before u talk
49:00 <unclenevs> i dont get why sweet potato isnt more popular
50:00 <Doodle> rice is nice
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if u look at climate needed to produce rise it will only grow in lush conditions
50:00 <unclenevs> that baked is better than potato and pumpkin combined
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> wheat is shit mate its a weed thats why so.many people eat bread 
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its food for.poor cuntz mate
50:00 <TheRiddler> .
51:00 <Zade> and if you hate australians so much georgeandwell-alpha, why dont you just get on a boat and fuck off 
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i just cant stand people with these racist biass who are just uneducated
51:00 <TheRiddler> this isn't the 1800s
51:00 <Doodle> unfortunately
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> which is 99% of aussies
51:00 <Doodle> could round all the darkies up and have a hunt
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its the most stupid backward place lacking in history
52:00 <TheRiddler> is georgeandwell-alpha really chris
52:00 <unclenevs> its crazy to see people still using bncs on irc ha i might have to set some up
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> really tired of white people just spouting the bullshit they have been taught at school which is main racist lies
52:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait superman would just constantly say shit
52:00 <Clarkson> the 5th episode was boring as fuck
53:00 <TheRiddler> umm
53:00 <TheRiddler> what do they teach in school that is racist?
53:00 <Doodle> thats pretty racist georgeandwell-alpha
54:00 <TheRiddler> he's his own worst enemy
54:00 <Doodle> i wonder which white people he means, norwegians? irish? french? russian?
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ah well theres lots of racism in just ignorance
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> like potatoes vs wheat vs ricw
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> rice
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> which is the most valued crop?
55:00 <Doodle> heroin
55:00 <couleurs> ur mom
55:00 <couleurs> -- amsy 
56:00 <Mew> rice
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> see asians wont eat potatoes beause its basically shit food.. they wont eat wheat because its a weed for animal feed
56:00 <Mew> cos all da aznz
56:00 <TheRiddler> .
56:00 <Doodle> plenty of asians eat wheat and potatoes lol
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but whites reckon potatoes are great and they say only low people eat rice
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its just plain eorng
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> wrong
57:00 <Zade> i say it all the time 
57:00 <Doodle> you know its 2016 right?
57:00 <TheRiddler> azsn use alot of wheat
57:00 <Skirmish> Come on! It's *insert current year*. 
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the only reason why whites eat potatoes is because its the only crap that will grow in europe...in asia they throw it out
58:00 <Doodle> umm no they dont
58:00 <Mew> wtf lol
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its not even fit for animals
58:00 <TheRiddler> you're speshal georgeandwell-alpha
58:00 <Skirmish> Hai there mother mew. 
58:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew btw
58:00 <Mew> Its potatoes not babies
58:00 <Mew> Hi
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so u have these white guys calling asian rice eaters while they praise that potaotes that u wont even feed to animal stock
59:00 <Skirmish> LOL asians won't eat potatos because they are shit food ... But they will eat every single bug they can find. 
59:00 <Clarkson> see i'm not a slut afterall!
59:00 <TheRiddler> bug not cock Clarkson
59:00 <Clarkson> i wonder where that cat-faced pic of that skank he was hollering about being so hot is
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> again i just see all these british peoples belief and it just so sad to see their stupidity
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> makes me wonder why they dont just leave australia
00:00 <TheRiddler> you're stuck in the past georgeandwell-alpha
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they live a 99% lie
00:00 <couleurs> and this is why georgeandwell-alpha gets banned... pure stupidity
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and most of that is racist anywau
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what a shocking awful place
01:00 <Doodle> georgeandwell-alpha's just pissed off they gave him a potato cake instead of dim sims at the fishie
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if u have the guts to research what i say u will see its facts
01:00 <TheRiddler> yep
01:00 <TheRiddler> nope it's not fact at all
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> then u will see ur nothing special u white douches ur nothing
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> in fact u are here under the grace of the native people
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and have been sponging off them 
01:00 <Doodle> yes white people are nothing thats how we managed to beat every other race into submission
02:00 <faux> lebs representttt
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> white pride *gets southern cross tattoo on me forhead*
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> anyway best u guys just go back to where u came from do us all a favour
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:00 <TheRiddler> you sound like a bogan georgeandwell-alpha
03:00 <TheRiddler> a bogan weeaboo
03:00 <faux> georgeandwell-alpha will actually fit back where he came from
03:00 <faux> his moms cavernous coinslot
03:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wgzFM7waWo
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <nevs> woops
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: CAS - All Hallows' (Prod. By Skywlkr) Views: 418,179 Uploader: CasIsDead . Uploaded: Jan 1, 2013 Duration: 3m0s Rating: 4.90
03:00 <faux> i want an apple  pie from maccas immediately
04:00 <nevs> yum
04:00 <faux> w vanilla icecream
04:00 <faux> WHiTe DouCHeS
05:00 <faux> nevs do u watch mob wives
05:00 <Skirmish> White Pride. World Wide. 88. 
05:00 <nevs> absolutely
05:00 <faux> nice
05:00 <nevs> well i did, it has finished now
05:00 <faux> yeah
05:00 <faux> wahhh big ang :(
05:00 <nevs> i know right
05:00 <nevs> it was so hard to watch the last few eps after she had already passed
06:00 <faux> i know! when she was excited about being cancer free
06:00 <nevs> i know =/
06:00 <faux> whos ur fave
06:00 <nevs> team drita all day
06:00 <faux> hahahaha
06:00 <nevs> even though she is a terrible rapper
07:00 <faux> she was mine until laat season she kinda shit me
07:00 <faux> she just spun so much shit
07:00 <faux> i was like WHERE R U GETTING UR FACTS
07:00 <nevs> yea she definitely was calling out names
07:00 <faux> lolllllll her rapping 
07:00 <nevs> oh god
07:00 <faux> terrible 
07:00 <nevs> and with like actual credible mc's
07:00 <nevs> in a well know studio
07:00 <nevs> fuck out of here
07:00 <faux> rofl
07:00 <faux> DAT WAS DOPE
07:00 <nevs> yuck
08:00 <faux> no it absolutely was not
08:00 <nevs> douchechills
08:00 <faux> i love storm
08:00 <faux> i want to hug him
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <nevs> he wants to hug you too
08:00 <nevs> haha
08:00 <faux> lolll
08:00 <nevs> that dude is a beast
08:00 <faux> karens daughter got so hot
08:00 <nevs> i want his chains
08:00 <faux> loll
09:00 <faux> yeah he looks so cuddly 
09:00 <faux> i loves him
09:00 <faux> hes cute 
09:00 <nevs> hes not to be fucked with haha
09:00 <faux> lolll
09:00 <nevs> they didnt give much info on him
09:00 <amelia> ok i hope Brittany knocks Marissa the fuck out
09:00 <nevs> but hes well known in ny
09:00 <faux> LOL
09:00 <nevs> he hosts a lot of clubs
09:00 <amelia> She needs a left hook and a knee to the nose
09:00 <faux> what ep u up to now meeloes
09:00 <faux> rofl
09:00 <amelia> 2
09:00 <faux> as soon as marissa opened her mouth i waslike nope
09:00 <nevs> marissa is an annoying cunt
09:00 <nevs> yep!
10:00 <amelia> yahhhh she needs a backhand
10:00 <faux> she thinks shes gods gift to earth 
10:00 <amelia> brittany jus havin fun
10:00 <amelia> marissa jealous, sees her as competition
10:00 <faux> is that where she calls her a lush 
10:00 <amelia> starting on her for no reason
10:00 <nevs> that chick from the previous season was worse
10:00 <nevs> the one whose boyfriend got a buck fifty across his cheek
10:00 <Skirmish> Who has watched the new season of Archer? 
10:00 <faux> Natalie?
10:00 <amelia> yah called her a lush ahahahaha
10:00 <nevs> yea
10:00 <faux> hahahahahahahaha
10:00 <nevs> fuck i wanted to run her over
10:00 <faux> i follow her on snapchat
11:00 <faux> idk why its so boring
11:00 <Skirmish> Finished it today ... It's a LOT more intense on the sex scenes. 
11:00 <amelia> yah she was hectic
11:00 <Clarkson> my vagina is wet
11:00 <faux> i wanna smash her son
11:00 <nevs> her poor boyfriend
11:00 <faux> hes so annoying 
11:00 <nevs> haha yea
11:00 <amelia> would you put up with that shit from a bs hot gf
11:00 <Clarkson> Nikky` is  the fucking babe
11:00 <amelia> or nah
11:00 <faux> and her faggot bf
11:00 <Clarkson> zub is cock
11:00 <nevs> amelia id drown her in a creek
11:00 <faux> whats his name again
11:00 <faux> something dumb 
11:00 <amelia> cos she was insanely hot
11:00 <faux> london?
11:00 <amelia> London
11:00 <amelia> Yah
11:00 <faux> lmao
11:00 <nevs> i wouldnt say insanely
11:00 <nevs> but yea i would have to punish her haha
11:00 <amelia> felt bad for him, he was kinda chill
11:00 <robot> RIGHT
12:00 <faux> I HATE HIM
12:00 <robot> whos doin heroin
12:00 <nevs> yea he seemed like a sweet dude
12:00 <nevs> bit of a bitch though
12:00 <Clarkson> we're fucking total bitches
12:00 <faux> i wanna cut his fingers off
12:00 <faux> hes such a pansy
12:00 <nevs> he DID NOT want it with Storm
12:00 <nevs> at all
12:00 <faux> lolll
12:00 <faux> no one would
12:00 <amelia> can you blame him
12:00 <nevs> not at all
12:00 <amelia> there was nothin with storm anyway
13:00 <amelia> i don't think he was bein pussy
13:00 <amelia> she was bein dramatic
13:00 <nevs> she was trying to start some shit between them
13:00 <faux> oh nah he wasnt i called him a pusy cos of how he is w natalie
13:00 <amelia> hot crazy bitch she was
13:00 <robot> wtaf r u guise talkin about
13:00 <faux> also that natalie dildonato or whatever her aurname was
14:00 <faux> the 'model'
14:00 <amelia> yahhh he was happy to put up wih her baby ass tantrums cos she damn fine
14:00 <faux> somenugly models in staten island
14:00 <amelia> ahaahahahahah
14:00 <robot> o
14:00 <nevs> haha
14:00 <amelia> mob wives robot
14:00 <faux> she was a mutt
14:00 <faux> for real
14:00 <nevs> the words model and staten island are redundant
14:00 <faux> lmao 
14:00 <faux> even drita modelled 
14:00 <faux> like why.
14:00 <amelia> AHAAH
14:00 <nevs> thats my girl though
14:00 <faux> i love her but shes like not
14:00 <nevs> drita would have been a 10 like
15:00 <nevs> well
15:00 <nevs> 10 years ago
15:00 <amelia> drita is def fave but she can be a gay bitch too
15:00 <amelia> i don't find her hot
15:00 <faux> she annoyed me so bad this season amelia
15:00 <amelia> her face
15:00 <amelia> all that make up
15:00 <nevs> yea
15:00 <faux> interested to see what u yhinj
15:00 <nevs> she just seems realer than them all though, last season aside
15:00 <faux> think
15:00 <amelia> not saying i don't wear make up cos i do
15:00 <faux> yesss thats why i liked her
15:00 <robot> i should prolly eat somat
15:00 <faux> realness but thn she killed it
15:00 <amelia> yah she does seem realer
15:00 <nevs> also im working on a theory that big ang was john taffer from bar rescue in a wig with fake boobs
16:00 <nevs> (rip ang)
16:00 <amelia> she is easily best out of all of em
16:00 <faux> LMAO
16:00 <amelia> ahahaahahah Big Ang was #1
16:00 <faux> i liked Karen this season
16:00 <faux> she was rational
16:00 <TheRiddler> amelia applies whiskers to her face every day :p
16:00 <amelia> ahahahhaahhaahaha
16:00 <faux> thanks ash
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <faux> vital input
16:00 <nevs> I never wanted to like karen but yea last season she was alright
16:00 <amelia> i posted non whiskers pic ash
16:00 <robot> TheRiddler injects heroin into his butt
16:00 <faux> loll
16:00 <amelia> ive always liked her voice
17:00 <nevs> renee is just a mess
17:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember seeing it
17:00 <nevs> every season
17:00 <faux> CAWL DA CAWPS
17:00 <faux> - drita
17:00 <amelia> i think she got sexy voice
17:00 <nevs> yep
17:00 <amelia> the tone of it
17:00 <nevs> 100
17:00 <amelia> not the accent
17:00 <faux> lmao renee
17:00 <faux> fuck i wanna kick her off a cliff
17:00 <amelia> fuck o hate renee
17:00 <nevs> when she was being a nutbag at the hotel
17:00 <amelia> dramatic attention seeking mess
17:00 <faux> lmaooo
17:00 <nevs> walking around the pool
17:00 <nevs> lol
17:00 <faux> LOL
17:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHA
17:00 <nevs> her poor fucking son man
17:00 <faux> her dancing lessons
17:00 <nevs> haha!
17:00 <faux> this season
17:00 <amelia> checks self into rehab
17:00 <faux> meelies u will die
18:00 <amelia> takes over rehab group sessions
18:00 <nevs> then she comes back all fucking zen and shit
18:00 <nevs> fuck off youre still insane
18:00 <faux> her ass looks so injected 
18:00 <amelia> makes it all bout renee
18:00 <faux> LMAO
18:00 <faux> shes so annoying
18:00 <nevs> sorry everyone else
18:00 <nevs> just us girls talking about mob wives
18:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
18:00 <amelia> ToTaLLY
18:00 <nevs> i should throw my dick in the dirt..
18:00 <faux> her sister is the producer or something so she prob dramatises it to death
18:00 <nevs> yea i heard that!
18:00 <amelia> big hop hop dude gettin down with mob wives
18:00 <Serenity> rofl that made me laugh for some reason
18:00 <amelia> bwhahaahha
19:00 <nevs> noone knows this ha
19:00 <faux> lmao
19:00 <robot> yea i reckon can someone talk bout hammers or wrestling or something manly like that
19:00 <Serenity> faux I want to eat chocolate... tell me its not OK to eat chocolate
19:00 <nevs> i need to arm wrestle someone real quick
19:00 <nevs> or something
19:00 <nevs> robot how about that fucking sport hey
19:00 <amelia> you'd get beat
19:00 <faux> its not ok to eat chocolage
19:00 <Serenity> phew ty
20:00 <faux> yw
20:00 <amelia> ok depends on wot choc
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <robot> nevs:  one side was sportsing hard, but the other side sportsed even harder
20:00 <Serenity> NO
20:00 <Serenity> NONE
20:00 <faux> i should be a motivational speaker
20:00 <nevs> robot: hows that last quarter, bloody outrage
20:00 <faux> Hello guise
20:00 <faux> Do Not eat Chocolate
20:00 <robot> and those redsox ay
20:00 <TheRiddler> I ate a bunch a chocolate this week
20:00 <nevs> they should really try hit more touchdowns
20:00 <TheRiddler> last night even
20:00 <amelia> bunch a chocolate
20:00 <faux> 50 situps go
20:00 <nevs> oh you know what i discovered! you can get golden gaytime in a tub
20:00 <Serenity> I worked my butt off a bunch this week
21:00 <nevs> fuck golden gaytime comments arent gonna help me
21:00 <faux> welcome to laat year nev
21:00 <amelia> welcome to 2015 you mofo
21:00 <faux> lollll
21:00 <amelia> AAhaha
21:00 <nevs> fuck sake
21:00 <robot> yea n i can't wait til the NY yankees play muhammad ali
21:00 <nevs> haha
21:00 <TheRiddler> I lost 400g since I last checked 2 days ago
21:00 <amelia> DiD You GuYS KNoW Re GaYTiMe iN a TuB?
21:00 <Serenity> is TheRiddler mocking me
21:00 <faux> did u do a big poop
21:00 <Clarkson> put me on ignore then cunt
21:00 <Serenity> or is he being legit
21:00 <Serenity> i cant tell
21:00 <robot> ITS POOP AGAIN
21:00 <TheRiddler> no I was shocked
22:00 <faux> why would u be shocked
22:00 <nevs> amelia youre obv a bot so im not taking offense to that
22:00 <TheRiddler> ate chocolate n lost weight
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <faux> 400g isnt much it could be water and a big poop
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <robot> amelia and Clarkson, sitting in a tree
22:00 <Clarkson> couleurs dad broke him in at 2 months old, since then coleurs hasn't been able to fuck anyone but his dad
22:00 <amelia> woah did you stop eating red rooster for 1 night ash
22:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaahah nev
22:00 <TheRiddler> yes
22:00 <faux> soz i shouldnt downplay weight loss
22:00 <faux> good on you
22:00 <robot> oh jesus christ Clarkson
22:00 <Clarkson> Sherm, who the fuck are you?
22:00 <amelia> stop putting me in trees wif people damnit
22:00 <robot> i'm not
22:00 <robot> he's a bot
22:00 <TheRiddler> you dont lose weight by poopin
23:00 <amelia> ur a bot
23:00 <amelia> botbot
23:00 <nevs> also theres baileys ice cream?
23:00 <nevs> WE KNOW!
23:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAA
23:00 <robot> yes
23:00 <faux> weigh yourself after you poop 
23:00 <amelia> tell us sumfin we don't know
23:00 <nevs> im going to subscribe to some sort of ice cream newsletter
23:00 <Serenity> mythbusters did the poop test
23:00 <faux> lmao
23:00 <nevs> and fuck you all with facts when something new drops
23:00 <robot> i like how amelia randomly bolds things, that way we know they're extra important
23:00 <Serenity> your weight doesnt change when you poo
23:00 <amelia> AHAAHHA
24:00 <amelia> damn straight
24:00 <couleurs> Wow, That Was Mega Mean Clarkson :(
24:00 <Clarkson> im thinkin i wana go raid her shit for it
24:00 <nevs> Serenity yes it does
24:00 <robot> i rkn
24:00 <nevs> science
24:00 <robot> let's bash him colours
24:00 <Serenity> I JUST TOLD YOU MYTHBUSTERS SAID IT DOESNT
24:00 <Serenity> DONT ARGUE
24:00 <couleurs> yea!!!!!!
24:00 <nevs> poo weighs something
24:00 <faux> lol.
24:00 <couleurs> 2 robots vs the bots
24:00 <nevs> and its no longer inside you
24:00 <amelia> ok well dr karl said it does
24:00 <nevs> facto
24:00 <Serenity> dr karl is disabled
25:00 <nevs> lol
25:00 <amelia> dr karl shits on mythbuster ranga
25:00 <nevs> he looks like a fiddler
25:00 <nevs> but hes a genius
25:00 <robot> dr karl worked out how much poo people inhale by smelling farts through the course of their lifetime
25:00 <Skirmish> Dr Karl is awesome. 
25:00 <amelia> oh fuck robot
25:00 <nevs> wtf
25:00 <ShadowLurker> youre all poo
25:00 <amelia> i wasn't ready for that
25:00 <Serenity> no one ever needs to know that
25:00 <robot> u r now k
25:00 <nevs> i dont want to know the answer to that
25:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
25:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF AND SHIT ShadowLurker
25:00 <amelia> fuck
25:00 <ShadowLurker> I AM
25:00 <robot> it wasn't much
25:00 <amelia> I need to have a shower
25:00 <nevs> like, that whole how many spiders you eat during sleep in your life
26:00 <Serenity> its none robot
26:00 <nevs> ruined a whole week for me
26:00 <amelia> that was jus shocking
26:00 <robot> yea u dirty woman
26:00 <Serenity> none.
26:00 <Skirmish> It's also been established that people that fart release small poo particles into the air through their clothing. 
26:00 <amelia> filthy
26:00 <robot> k yep it was none
26:00 <robot> lol
26:00 <Serenity> people that fart rofl
26:00 <amelia> what do you mean people that fart
26:00 <nevs> humans are fucking disgusting really when you think about it
26:00 <Serenity> like theres people who dont
26:00 <amelia> are there people that don't fart?
26:00 <Skirmish> Yes. 
26:00 <amelia> I don't fart
26:00 <Serenity> no
26:00 <robot> amelia irl --------> https://writeortakeanap.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/muddy-woman.jpg
26:00 <amelia> i love puff
27:00 <Serenity> Skirmish is gonna tell us he doesnt fart now
27:00 <nevs> women poot
27:00 <Clarkson> Serenity, is it cruel of me to troll this gay germophobe in my team at work?
27:00 <amelia> Ahahahahahahahaha robot
27:00 <nevs> ha.
27:00 <Serenity> oh.. umm probably Clarkson
27:00 <Clarkson> Had to let her go for being crap in bed. 
27:00 <TheRiddler> why would spiders go near your mouth when you sleep
27:00 <robot> yea i hate it when that happens clarko
27:00 <Clarkson> he can fix my shiz up
27:00 <nevs> i dont know the inner thinking of spiders
27:00 <robot> i do
27:00 <robot> they're thinking
27:00 <robot> 'fuck yea, i'm a spider.'
28:00 <nevs> but if you want to see a large man turn into a teenage japanese schoolgirl
28:00 <amelia> ask itsy bitsy
28:00 <nevs> put me near one
28:00 <faux> LOL
28:00 <faux> cute
28:00 <amelia> gay as aids
28:00 <amelia> spiders are cute
28:00 <robot> yea
28:00 <nevs> mob wives and spiders
28:00 <nevs> one line ladies
28:00 <faux> fuck off meelies
28:00 <Clarkson> man im so fucking good arent i cunt
28:00 <amelia> its every other bug that sucks
28:00 <robot> have u seen spiders that are bred for their colours amelia?
28:00 <nevs> nope i legit can handle every other living thing
29:00 <robot> not u colours
29:00 <amelia> cockroaches
29:00 <amelia> what no
29:00 <TheRiddler> my sister and her bf have pet spiders
29:00 <robot> yea
29:00 <amelia> show @ me robot
29:00 <Serenity> i want to set you all on fire
29:00 <nevs> TheRiddler no offense but they should be checked
29:00 <robot> theres this whole breedin thing
29:00 <robot> k
29:00 <nevs> or put on some sort of watch list
29:00 <amelia> cos Serenity sets fiyahhhhh
29:00 <TheRiddler> why?
29:00 <amelia> to da rainnnn
29:00 <nevs> spiders are the devil
29:00 <robot> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=electric+tarantula&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjQg43Fhf_LAhVJk5QKHXRUDP8Q_AUIBygB&biw=1335&bih=928
29:00 <TheRiddler> oh
29:00 <Serenity> spiders are the worst
29:00 <robot> BEST
29:00 <faux> spideys are evil 
29:00 <amelia> HES BLUE
29:00 <robot> fucken reds, purples
30:00 <nevs> kill them with fire
30:00 <amelia> issit actually real
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah hows it garn ay?
30:00 <robot> yeah
30:00 <nevs> should have seen the fucking wolf spider we saw camping 2 weeks back on a log
30:00 <amelia> or are you pulling my plonker
30:00 <robot> nah
30:00 <nevs> it looked like a small dog.
30:00 <robot> freals
30:00 <amelia> kinda cute
30:00 <robot> now THIS is a man conversation.
30:00 <amelia> way better lookin than a damn cockroach
30:00 <amelia> OHHHH
30:00 <TheRiddler> they now have a pet snake
30:00 <amelia> DID I TELL YOU
30:00 <amelia> i ated a cricket
30:00 <robot> nice
31:00 <robot> i ate a spider when i was young n doin a paper route
31:00 <nevs> intentionally amelia?
31:00 <robot> i was riding along 
31:00 <robot> la di da
31:00 <amelia> yes i ated a fried cricket
31:00 <robot> boom, ate a spider.
31:00 <amelia> at mehican
31:00 <faux> i cannot participate in this conversation in case i accidentaly summon a spider and its hairy leb cousins
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so hows it all garn ay
31:00 <nevs> dude have you seen that fat guy eat the deep fried tarantulas on bizarre foods?
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol leb spider
31:00 <amelia> WOTDAHEXAGON
31:00 <nevs> haha!
31:00 <amelia> NO
31:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
31:00 <nevs> its fucking DISGUTING
31:00 <robot> asian ppl eat loads of fried tarantulas
31:00 <Serenity> oh
31:00 <Serenity> my
31:00 <Serenity> god
31:00 <Serenity> stop
31:00 <amelia> is that true
32:00 <nevs> ok holdup
32:00 <amelia> I will ask xm
32:00 <nevs> hold
32:00 <robot> south americans cook them over a fire n eat em
32:00 <robot> full of protein
32:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZkhpRfqsI0
32:00 <amelia> so is fuckin chicken
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eating Tarantulas in Cambodia Views: 894,930 Uploader: cyrex686 Uploaded: May 8, 2010 Duration: 5m19s Rating: 4.40
32:00 <Clarkson> but the other shit was bullshit
32:00 <nevs> :(
32:00 <faux> ye eat some fukn chicken
32:00 <robot> na
32:00 <nevs> SADKLHSDKLHSDS
32:00 <robot> spider r where it @
32:00 <Serenity> STIO=SDRFGDF
32:00 <faux> my friend put a photo on fb of the fried spiders she ate
32:00 <nevs> FMLFMLFMFLFMLMFLMF
32:00 <amelia> jeezus
32:00 <faux> i was like oh ok
33:00 <nevs> kill them with fire
33:00 <nevs> that bitch is retarded
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <TheRiddler> my sister had a tarantula at one time
33:00 <nevs> im angry at her all over again
33:00 <Serenity> i would disown my sister if she owned a tarantula
33:00 <TheRiddler> you can buy spiders in perth
33:00 <Serenity> then try and get her committed for being a spastic
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <robot> they aren't dangerous
34:00 <nevs> correct
34:00 <Serenity> i dont care what they are
34:00 <TheRiddler> they also had a scorpian
34:00 <nevs> correct to the disown bit btw
34:00 <robot> the worst they'll do to you is irritate your skin
34:00 <nevs> they irritate my dreams bro
34:00 <Serenity> id watch my own children be eaten to death by a spider before i went near it to get rid of it
34:00 <nevs> also correct
34:00 <nevs> rip those kids
34:00 <TheRiddler> actually I think the tarantula is still alive
34:00 <Serenity> sorry kids
34:00 <TheRiddler> the scorpian died
34:00 <Serenity> nice to know you
34:00 <nevs> make more
35:00 <robot> amelia regularly eats spiders for dinner
35:00 <robot> with noodles n salad
35:00 <robot> most nights
35:00 <nevs> did you guys know theres spider flavoured ice cream?
35:00 <Serenity> amelia would just suck their souls out and throw away the body
35:00 <nevs> WE KNOW
35:00 <robot> LOL
35:00 <amelia> mwuahahahahahahahaah
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <amelia> dats how i roll
36:00 <robot> u roll like a ball after eating so many spiders
38:00 <TheRiddler> chttps://i.imgur.com/LkV92.jpg nsfw/l
38:00 <TheRiddler> gross
38:00 <nevs> dude
39:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/LkV92.jpg
39:00 <TheRiddler> rather
39:00 <TheRiddler> loll
39:00 <nevs> no
39:00 <nevs> just no
40:00 <robot> TheRiddler you are actually worse than adolph hitler.
40:00 <nevs> facts
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <amelia> agreed
42:00 <robot> yeah
42:00 <nevs> yep
42:00 <robot> shhhhh
43:00 <robot> :P
43:00 <robot> sorry nevs.
43:00 <robot> k i might get some dinner
44:00 <nevs> ive got to go into work tomorrow
44:00 <nevs> sucks
44:00 <dematerialised> hi everyone
44:00 <dematerialised> how are we all doing
45:00 <nevs> hey mate
45:00 <dematerialised> ima little bit wobbly
45:00 <dematerialised> just got back from work sundowner
45:00 <dematerialised> im feeling delicate
45:00 <amelia> i would push you over
45:00 <dematerialised> correct
46:00 <amelia> ok now showah powah
46:00 <dematerialised> same heres
48:00 <couleurs> pics
50:00 <nevs> new season of inkmaster redemption sweet
51:00 <nevs> some of the tattoos on this show are a nightmare
02:00 <dematerialised> im back
02:00 <dematerialised> amelia is still getting wet
02:00 <couleurs> Nice.
04:00 <couleurs> any other gossip?
04:00 <dematerialised> i heard jane kissed a boy behind the bike shed after school
04:00 <doctor> Kim Carcrashian ate Kanye
05:00 <doctor> jane is such a whore name
05:00 <Clarkson> had a few parents be royal cunts
05:00 <dematerialised> it so is
05:00 <couleurs> saucy n seductive 
07:00 <amelia> u wot m8
08:00 <dematerialised> shower beer is the best
09:00 <robot> im back ay
09:00 <dematerialised> i am beautiful
09:00 <amelia> shower cider or vodka be better
09:00 <nevs> hah yes to shower beer
09:00 <amelia> u r bootiful no matter wot they say
10:00 <amelia> except when i say you're shit then yeah you're shit
10:00 <Clarkson> what about nigga or nigguh and the like?
10:00 <dematerialised> words cant bring me doooowwwwwnnnn
10:00 <dematerialised> but you would never say I was shit amelia
10:00 <dematerialised> you are too kind for that
10:00 <amelia> way2kind for that nonsense
10:00 <British^Meat> r u hot amelia?
10:00 <dematerialised> she's about 38 degrees at the moment
10:00 <amelia> no
11:00 <British^Meat> do u look like a celebrity?
11:00 <amelia> i have a stinkin attitude and i rarely brush my hair
11:00 <robot> lol
11:00 <amelia> i do not think so, no
11:00 <robot> who would say theyre hot tho
12:00 <robot> just means you're not up yourself
12:00 <dematerialised> you could only get away with it if you said something like 'others say im pretty cute'
12:00 <Serenity> she looks like 2007 brit spears
12:00 <amelia> I DO NOT LOOK LIKE BRITNEY
12:00 <Serenity> loll
12:00 <amelia> like one pic with piggy tails
13:00 <nevs> haha
13:00 <nevs> show us
13:00 <couleurs> i look like 2010 britnay speares
13:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, she sounds kinda hot
13:00 <British^Meat> like in her toxic video?
14:00 <dematerialised> im a very overweight don burke
14:00 <faux> lmao
14:00 <amelia> couleurs is a dead ringer for britney 2010
14:00 <faux> i think u mean britnay
14:00 <faux> speares
14:00 <robot> amelia sent me a pic
14:00 <robot> ill show u
14:00 <couleurs> Briteney Spheres 
14:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/l8Iod
14:00 <amelia> you show i kill you
15:00 <amelia> cword
15:00 <amelia> youre freakin lucky
15:00 <robot> amelia
15:00 <robot> said it before n ill say it agan
15:00 <robot> smash ya
15:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA are you calling me grouchy
15:00 <amelia> cos dat would be correct
16:00 <dematerialised> no he's saying you're made of marijuana
16:00 <robot> :P
16:00 <dematerialised> obv
16:00 <amelia> i wish jellyfish
16:00 <robot> u smoke amelia?
16:00 <amelia> no
16:00 <dematerialised> he's saying u r green and have a unibrow
16:00 <faux> dix
16:00 <nevs> does anyone here?
16:00 <amelia> don't diss me on eyebrows
16:00 <TheRiddler> was watching ppl playing mario party
17:00 <dematerialised> i prefer to inject prescription drugs nev
17:00 <amelia> they are a sensitive subject for me
17:00 <robot> never criticise a females eyebrows
17:00 <amelia> i fink in high school i smoked too much and now i can't remember anything
17:00 <dematerialised> i take daily doses that are meant for cancer patients
17:00 <amelia> it used to make me giggly and now it jus makes me pass out
17:00 <nevs> heh
18:00 <TheRiddler> giggity
18:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/6uoKpRZ.jpg
18:00 <robot> giggly*
18:00 <dematerialised> best photo
18:00 <couleurs> me when i met singorney weabber
18:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAHAHAA
18:00 <robot> nice i love alien
18:00 <TheRiddler> he has a collar
18:00 <dematerialised> yuor face does
18:00 <dematerialised> oh wait no thats a noose
18:00 <robot> hot
18:00 <dematerialised> kys
19:00 <nevs> haha
19:00 <dematerialised> sorry that was rude
19:00 <dematerialised> you know i love you TheRiddler
19:00 <amelia> woah
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <amelia> das harsh
20:00 <TheRiddler> amelia should wear a cat collar with a little bell
20:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:00 <dematerialised> that would be pretty cute
20:00 <amelia> maow
21:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/qx7tLgd.gifv
21:00 <couleurs> me teasing robot 
21:00 <dematerialised> i need someone to apply a face mask and pore strip on me
21:00 <dematerialised> im not feeling feminine enough
21:00 <robot> time for ur worm tablet amelia
21:00 <robot> oi
21:00 <robot> dont
21:00 <robot> do u want skynet
21:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isCOy6SbzlY
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Robot Screaming (Child-robot With Biomimetic Body CB2) Views: 38,999 Uploader: Denis Zamorniak Uploaded: Aug 19, 2015 Duration: 0m45s Rating: 4.73
21:00 <amelia> dont the worming tablets go up the botbot
21:00 <dematerialised> do you often finger cat butts?
21:00 <dematerialised> christ
22:00 <robot> LOL
22:00 <couleurs> SKyNeT = GoOGLe
22:00 <amelia> dont judge me
22:00 <Serenity> fuck man
22:00 <couleurs> lmao the screams
22:00 <robot> i dont know im not a cat
22:00 <dematerialised> couleurs it's fucking great
23:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzrWANNrNvs
23:00 <dematerialised> that one is also great
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: robot abuse #ROBOTLIVESMATTER Views: 195,623 Uploader: TooDamnFilthy Uploaded: Apr 7, 2016 Duration: 1m2s Rating: 4.98
23:00 <TheRiddler> all I can think about now is amelia pretending to be a cat lol
24:00 <couleurs> lmao yes
24:00 <robot> lolllllllllllll
24:00 <couleurs> Triggered. 
24:00 <dematerialised> the dog squeals
24:00 <dematerialised> makes me cri every time
24:00 <dematerialised> :~(
24:00 <amelia> goshdamnit ash
25:00 <nevs> oh man im watching a new show from the uk called employable me
25:00 <dematerialised> the standy uppy robot is what i sound like
25:00 <nevs> people with autism and tourettes looking for work
25:00 <dematerialised> every morning
25:00 <nevs> this is heartbreaking
27:00 <robot> amelia abuses her fridge she shuts the door so hard it told me coz its internet connected
27:00 <dematerialised> haha
27:00 <couleurs> u no wat else is heartbreaking? when u get ur heart broken
27:00 <dematerialised> truuuuuuuuuuuu
27:00 <amelia> wait wot
27:00 <robot> hrt attax
27:00 <amelia> i am kind @ my fridge for it stores my beloved food
28:00 <robot> all ur spiders
28:00 <nevs> couleurs or a heart attacj
28:00 <nevs> attack
29:00 <couleurs> check out the brains on brad!!!!!!!
29:00 <faux> would u eat teh pus out of a really huge pimple for a million bux
29:00 <dematerialised> absolutely
29:00 <nevs> easy
29:00 <dematerialised> hell the pimple could literally be the size of the head
29:00 <Clarkson> Bite me bitch
29:00 <dematerialised> i'll power through it
29:00 <couleurs> can i choose who's pimple...
30:00 <faux> like those HUGE pimples that have building up for years and like a shot glass of pus comes out
30:00 <amelia> oh fuck
30:00 <Clarkson> my dick was molested by two women and cut
30:00 <dematerialised> yep, definitely
30:00 <dematerialised> a mill pays all me debts, gets me a nice car and a house
30:00 <amelia> that is terrible faux
30:00 <dematerialised> that's all i want
30:00 <faux> like id want to cos a million bux but id probably gag to death and die
30:00 <faux> before getting paud
30:00 <faux> all for nothi 
30:00 <faux> n
30:00 <nevs> or a lot of coke
30:00 <dematerialised> it also gets me a lot of coke
30:00 <dematerialised> but thats a given
31:00 <dematerialised> actually it wouldnt, im a good boy
31:00 <couleurs> yeh can u do a nice question instead like would you accept a million bucks from a pimple? Heck Yes
31:00 <dematerialised> my body is pure
31:00 <faux> LOL
31:00 <faux> Hello I am Pimole
31:00 <faux> Here is A Million Dollars
31:00 <faux> You're welcome.
32:00 <faux> would u snort cum for  $5k
32:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/sBMZ3YB
32:00 <dematerialised> nope
32:00 <dematerialised> cum goes out of my body not in
32:00 <faux> 100k
32:00 <faux> ?
32:00 <robot> unless its friday night
32:00 <robot> BOOM still got it
32:00 <faux> 1 million
32:00 <dematerialised> maybe
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <faux> pls youd snort cum for a cheeseburger who r u kidding
32:00 <nevs> 5 grand lol
32:00 <amelia> OMGOSH
32:00 <nevs> fuck no
32:00 <TheRiddler> did that happen in jackass?
32:00 <amelia> dis kangaroo
33:00 <nevs> haha faux
33:00 <dematerialised> do i get to choose whos it is?
33:00 <dematerialised> or can i do mine?
33:00 <dematerialised> coz mine smells like cinnamon
33:00 <amelia> i would snort juzz for 100k
33:00 <faux> pieters cum
33:00 <amelia> jizz
33:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/4o6pljI.gifv
33:00 <faux> omg gag
33:00 <couleurs> me rn
33:00 <faux> youd do it for free amelia
33:00 <amelia> like how much
33:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHHAA
33:00 <TheRiddler> someone google drinking a pimple
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <dematerialised> one full jizz output amelia
33:00 <faux> NO
33:00 <Clarkson> sex sex sex sex sex.
34:00 <amelia> yah i would
34:00 <dematerialised> ty
34:00 <dematerialised> for 100k amelia?
34:00 <dematerialised> or a mill?
34:00 <dematerialised> or for free
34:00 <nevs> haha
34:00 <amelia> mill
34:00 <nevs> i dont think i could do it for even a mill
34:00 <faux> OMG
34:00 <faux> i forgot neva
34:00 <faux> nevs
34:00 <amelia> prob 100k
34:00 <faux> phew
35:00 <dematerialised> i suppose its easier for straight girls
35:00 <nevs> its ok faux i had only just started cutting myself
35:00 <nevs> x
35:00 <faux> LOL
35:00 <faux> lmaoooo
35:00 <faux> choked on me wine
35:00 <nevs> haha
35:00 <nevs> winner
35:00 <amelia> I'd rather snort jizz than eat a girl out on her periods
35:00 <faux> oh god
35:00 <faux> fuck 
35:00 <dematerialised> hmmmmm
35:00 <faux> noooo
35:00 <nevs> wtf
35:00 <nevs> ok i could rather do that too
35:00 <dematerialised> is it really that bad though?
35:00 <amelia> see
36:00 <nevs> some dudes are fucking foul
36:00 <Clarkson> without technology they dont know shit
36:00 <amelia> Ahahahah
36:00 <robot> u guise know what i like?
36:00 <dematerialised> fried rice?
36:00 <amelia> a night without periods n poop talk?
36:00 <nevs> i want a second property just so i can go stay there once a month
36:00 <robot> i like to move it move it!
36:00 <nevs> for a week
36:00 <robot> i like to ...
36:00 <dematerialised> I LIKE TO
36:00 <dematerialised> MOVE IT!
36:00 <robot> ..
36:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAA
36:00 <robot> ...
36:00 <robot> move it.
36:00 <amelia> whilst your girl is on sharkweek
37:00 <nevs> 100%
37:00 <dematerialised> ive boned on sharkweek
37:00 <dematerialised> its not that bad
37:00 <amelia> ...
37:00 <nevs> never in my life dematerialised
37:00 <robot> what does that even mean
37:00 <amelia> condom?
37:00 <dematerialised> yeah
37:00 <nevs> i can wait haha
37:00 <faux> gross
37:00 <dematerialised> once without, and only once
37:00 <dematerialised> i think you know why
37:00 <nevs> christ
37:00 <faux> i dont even f me own b during leak week
38:00 <faux> let alone let another human down there
38:00 <robot> o
38:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENJUB5thpB4
38:00 <dematerialised> its definitely a special occasion
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mad World - Gary Jules / Tears For Fears (Cover by Jasmine Thompson) Views: 5,729,003 Uploader: Jasmine Thompson Uploaded: Dec 8, 2013 Duration: 3m8s Rating: 4.90
38:00 <nevs> i really am glad im a dude
38:00 <robot> that's such a rad song
38:00 <dematerialised> correct robot
39:00 <couleurs> go suck a fuck!!!!!!!!!
39:00 <robot> lol
39:00 <robot> what's a fuckass?
39:00 <dematerialised> FUCK
39:00 <dematerialised> ASS
39:00 <nevs> a prefference on sharkweek
39:00 <nevs> ..
39:00 <dematerialised> those who throw stones sink ships
40:00 <robot> colours sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
40:00 <robot> soemone needs to adjust my glasses nose bridge thingies faux do it
40:00 <dematerialised> nevs, i meant once ina  blue moon
40:00 <dematerialised> its not any better haha
40:00 <dematerialised> more to clean up thats for sure
40:00 <nevs> haha no doubt
40:00 <faux> what
40:00 <robot> i don't want to break my nose things
40:00 <robot> on my glasses
40:00 <robot> but they're slipping
41:00 <dematerialised> i hate it when that happens
41:00 <dematerialised> i keep bending mine because i put them in my pocket
41:00 <dematerialised> like an idiot
41:00 <amelia> how do you tighten dem robot
42:00 <faux> mine are untightenable
42:00 <robot> just gotta bend them i think
42:00 <amelia> mine is slippin like demats penis in a bloody pussy
42:00 <dematerialised> fuckign
42:00 <robot> it's fixed metal
42:00 <couleurs> what are faeces? baby mice AW 
42:00 <dematerialised> amelia please
42:00 <amelia> wot
42:00 <faux> LMAO
42:00 <robot> lolll
42:00 <faux> amelia
42:00 <faux> you feral
42:00 <robot> colours GO BACK TO CHINA
42:00 <robot> BITCH.
42:00 <amelia> he the one doin it!
43:00 <amelia> i lost it laughin at "amelia please" tho
43:00 <dematerialised> the noise it makes though
43:00 <dematerialised> scchllppp 
43:00 <amelia> FUCK
43:00 <amelia> ok you win
43:00 <couleurs> wow, bit rays tits dontcha fink
43:00 <dematerialised> hehehehe
45:00 <faux> yuck
45:00 <faux> u feral fuck
45:00 <robot> least it's finally not poop again
45:00 <dematerialised> had to get payback on amelia
45:00 <faux> kick u off a fucking cliff
46:00 <faux> I WILL SHIT IN UR MAILBOX ROBOT SO HELP ME GOD
46:00 <robot> k
46:00 <amelia> wowsers bowsers
48:00 <faux> meelies are you still watching MW
50:00 <amelia> I paused it cos i got carried away texting
51:00 <robot> it's time to put the phone down amelia
51:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
51:00 <amelia> but but but
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: it's time to stop Views: 1,687,683 Uploader: TooDamnFilthy Uploaded: Dec 24, 2015 Duration: 0m20s Rating: 4.96
52:00 <couleurs> did u no melissa mcfatty is in the new ghostbusters? she's playing blubberr #OwNeD
54:00 <amelia> AHAHA
54:00 <amelia> that reminds me
54:00 <robot> yeah
54:00 <robot> LOL
54:00 <robot> you know what i like
54:00 <amelia> wheres FaT TaYLoR
54:00 <partay> wow arent you fuckers asleep yet ?
54:00 <robot> i like to move it move it!
54:00 <dematerialised> its friday night
54:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA robot
55:00 <partay> DANGER will robinson
57:00 <couleurs> FaT TaYLoR ReSTiNG BiCH FaCe
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