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22:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/australia-population/
12:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
13:00 <BntyHntr> Hello
04:00 <gs69azza> so quiet
21:00 <Floss> SOON
22:00 <gs69azza> swoon
22:00 <faux> spoon
31:00 <gs69azza> hahah
31:00 <gs69azza> i wanna spoon
31:00 <gs69azza> i'm tired
23:00 <Lumeah> QUIET IS IT! 
23:00 <Lumeah> Ok
23:00 <Lumeah> Won't be quite for longg
24:00 <Lumeah> I should just flood like jole does n get banned ta
31:00 <faux> jole
06:00 <Student> Hello every buddy 
06:00 <faux> hehehe 
06:00 <faux> hi student
07:00 <Student> :)
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
17:00 <Student> no freaks at this time, just the real ones :P
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew
21:00 <Student> how was the dinner last night?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> youve asked 2 times, both times ivesaid i was planning dinner out with frienfs
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> friends
22:00 <Student> planning?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> planning
23:00 <Student> you were not feeling well, seems like a certainity because you would like to cook at home 
23:00 <Student> so it must be done in the night, you lazy tard
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> making arrangments, deciding where to eat… yadda
24:00 <Student> yes all that retard stuff
24:00 <Clarkson> i aint gay tho simba
24:00 <Student> any way 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> um yeah
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyway
57:00 <TheRiddler> sezz would you go to see vengaboys
57:00 <Serenity> ah no
57:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> oh
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <Serenity> whys that
59:00 <TheRiddler> because they're in perth in november
59:00 <Serenity> id rather go see disturbed
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> true
00:00 <TheRiddler> same
00:00 <Serenity> nov 9th they are here
00:00 <TheRiddler> cool
01:00 <Doodle> lol sarah clearly the vengaboys are better
01:00 <Doodle> weirdo
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <TheRiddler> is it the original group
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> boom boom bomm i want cake in my room
02:00 <TheRiddler> is guns and roses coming to australia?
02:00 <TheRiddler> too
02:00 <Serenity> no idea
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> madonna came and went thats enough
04:00 <TheRiddler> did you went to that kk?
04:00 <Student> old lady 
04:00 <faux> did you went
04:00 <TheRiddler> go even
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
04:00 <faux> hi love
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is amazing for almost 60
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> regarless if you hate her music yadda- still amazing to be doing all that stuff 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, didn’t go
06:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
06:00 <Doodle> yeah travelling the world neglecting your kids, looking like a half chewed mintie
06:00 <Doodle> amazing
06:00 <Student> yes, that is amazing what she is doing 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> gay besties went and i got a blow by blow detail of evry fucking second
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> in your opinion doodle.
06:00 <Doodle> mine and lots of other peoples
07:00 <Doodle> including her kids
07:00 <TheRiddler> so they were getting a blowjob in the crow at the time?:p
07:00 <TheRiddler> *crowd
07:00 <Student> when did you met her kids? :)
07:00 <Student> or was that in media?
07:00 <TheRiddler> doodle is turning into a concerned mother
08:00 <TheRiddler> :p
08:00 <faux> a crowjob
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <Student> concerned mother? oh no
08:00 <Student> may be something else
08:00 <Doodle> may be
09:00 <Student> may be like those woman who spread rumours here and there
09:00 <Student> :P
09:00 <Doodle> may be
09:00 <faux> you dont have to be a concerned mother to wrry about childrenseses welfare
09:00 <faux> just a decent human 
10:00 <Student> based on this theory, most of the working mothers could be put in that category as madonna
10:00 <Doodle> what?
10:00 <Doodle> most mothers travel the world neglecting their kids?
10:00 <TheRiddler> I'm guessing her husband is a stay at home dad now
10:00 <Student> is Doodle an asian bitch living in australia? :P
10:00 <Doodle> wtf is this cunt on about
10:00 <Student> it is about amount of time 
10:00 <faux> Asian Bitch
11:00 <TheRiddler> doodle the asian sex worker
11:00 <Doodle> :/
11:00 <Student> but i agree with Doodle's point of view
12:00 <Student> nothing wrong with thinking on these lines
12:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
13:00 <TheRiddler> anyways
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
13:00 <TheRiddler> It seems post express is being lame
13:00 <TheRiddler> I ordered a hdd that was sent off friday
13:00 <TheRiddler> still not arrived
14:00 <TheRiddler> weird
14:00 <TheRiddler> just checked the tracking info
14:00 <Doodle> auspost
14:00 <TheRiddler> guess they didn't send it by express even tho I clicked that option
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick
15:00 <Clarkson> thats me you bitch
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know clarky
15:00 <Clarkson> uve had sex before?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> virgin 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> you clarky
15:00 <Clarkson> so my net fucks out half way through a TED talk
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> virgin too
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> last known location of parcel
17:00 <TheRiddler> sunshine
17:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
17:00 <faux> Oh Bother
18:00 <TheRiddler> I'm pretty sure everyone is on a welfare in sunshine
18:00 <TheRiddler> :p
19:00 <faux> dont be rude
19:00 <faux> illfight u irl
19:00 <Doodle> no its true
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <Doodle> they are
19:00 <Student> Free Solar Power? :P
19:00 <Doodle> slumshine, scumshine
19:00 <Doodle> etc
19:00 <faux> oh ok
20:00 <Doodle> i used to live in the next suburb over
20:00 <Doodle> cos i had a job
25:00 <Student> was that all ?
25:00 <Student> no more enlightment?
27:00 <Student> Sunshine and Rain 
27:00 <faux> SUNSHINE LOLLIPOS
27:00 <faux> AND
27:00 <faux> RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
27:00 <Student> really?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> rainbow lolly cocks
28:00 <Student> where are we ? some sort of heavenly place?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ni
28:00 <faux> ye me butt
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> this is helllon earth]
29:00 <Doodle> mmm faux's butt
29:00 <faux> ehee
29:00 <Student> ohhh
30:00 <Student> wrong window :P
30:00 <faux> lmao
39:00 <TheRiddler> sunshine lollipops comes with crack
39:00 <TheRiddler> :p
41:00 <TheRiddler> wb again
41:00 <TheRiddler> you never said how your tips went
41:00 <Doodle> she broke one right off
43:00 <TheRiddler> just the tips
45:00 <faux> i didnt tip
45:00 <faux> forgot
46:00 <TheRiddler> oh
46:00 <Doodle> oh i thought u meant... nm
47:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> fb is the place you place your garbage
02:00 <NightDemon> thestig
35:00 <EclecticWannaB> let the women dress butch. they tell me they want to
43:00 <Skirmish> Good Tuesday everyone. 
46:00 <TheRon> flashbeer
48:00 <RATM> whats a flashbeer
48:00 <Skirmish> Based out of a conference room tonight. I like this gig of moving around the building. 
48:00 <TheRon> an ad
49:00 <TheRon> blokes wants a job at at a beer co, dances to flashdance
49:00 <RATM> i saw this video on youtuibe oif this girl txting andf driving, nearly crashes her car and immediaely goes back to txting
50:00 <Skirmish> And? 
50:00 <Skirmish> Was she hot? 
52:00 <RATM> yes
53:00 <Skirmish> What did she look like? 
54:00 <TheRiddler> watching ratatouille
54:00 <TheRon> why?
54:00 <Skirmish> I was binge watching Family Guy before I came to work tonight. 
54:00 <RATM> like a stupid peroxide blonde
55:00 <Skirmish> There is nothing hot about stupid women RATM. 
55:00 <Skirmish> You lied. 
56:00 <TheRon> coincidence?
57:00 <Skirmish> Are you trying to suggest that Kate appeared because RATM said 'stupid peroxide blonde' TheRon? 
57:00 <Skirmish> I don't think she is even blonde. 
57:00 <RATM> i have a mechanical keyvboar5d
57:00 <RATM> and mavis beacon taches typing
57:00 <TheRon> not at all
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ve never been blonde 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> various shades / tones of red
58:00 <Skirmish> RED! Explains everything. 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> :| 
00:00 <TheRiddler> redheads are the hottest
00:00 <TheRiddler> :p
00:00 <Skirmish> I do not concur. 
00:00 <TheRon> dana scully?
01:00 <Student> yes, the actual redheads not the ones with having red hairs
01:00 <RATM> fuken he;ll whadda u want me to do, pull up the video for you perverts?
01:00 <TheRon> the curtains matching the drapes redheads
02:00 <TheRiddler> emma stone
02:00 <Skirmish> RATM: No. There is nothing I want to do less right now than watch some video about texting whilst typing. 
03:00 <Skirmish> Some humans are just built to go and find a way to kill themselves due to their own stupidity. There is nothing we can do as a society to stop them and all we do is create more of a nanny state by trying. 
03:00 <RATM> home users and my house
04:00 <Skirmish> Texting whilst driving*. I have no idea how the ipad thought driving should become typing. 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> well lets hope all trump supporters text while driving.
05:00 <TheRon> i was hoping the guns would be let in at the republican convention
06:00 <Skirmish> Yeah lets kill everyone who doesn't think the same as we do. Who else did that ... Hitler? 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> did i say that skirmish, no.
06:00 <Skirmish> Kate is Hitler. 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> you might as well be skirmish, with your far right views of the world
07:00 <TheRon> nothing like a good bombing to get everyone on the same wavelength
07:00 <Skirmish> LOL
08:00 <Skirmish> If I was far right I would have posters of Corey Bernadi on my walls. I think he is a goose. I think all the far right are gooses. 
08:00 <TheRon> brendan fevola should be the first president
09:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: The violence that is surrounding the Republican Convention in America is actually started by Democrats. 
09:00 <RATM> im thinking about myself again
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> something you can work towards?
09:00 <RATM> bullcow. 
09:00 <RATM> bullfeaces!
10:00 <Skirmish> I thought you were a lot smarter kate. I hope you're trolling. 
10:00 <Student> :)
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
11:00 <RATM> anybody checked out the hamburger helper mixtape
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ratam, fuck off. You’re an annoying pest.
13:00 <RATM> oh yeh? you are just a feminist 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> says who?
14:00 <Skirmish> How did we get onto feminism? 
14:00 <RATM> females presence
14:00 <Skirmish> That doesn't instantly denote feminism. 
15:00 <RATM> put it tyhis way kate. when guys date you you are all perfect and they are lame. but once they get you, you go psycho and scream, rant and rave
15:00 <Skirmish> Who is this peanut? 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck.
16:00 <Skirmish> Beehhh? 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes* Some fuckwit.
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1. I don’t ‘date’ guys.
16:00 <TheRon> husband might have something to say about it
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2. I’m married
16:00 <RATM> you married a good provider
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> 3. fuck off now.
17:00 <TheRon> fair point
17:00 <THE^DONALD> BOTTOMS UPPPPPPPPPPPP
17:00 <TheRon> cheers big eards
17:00 <TheRon> ears
17:00 <RATM> marriage
18:00 <RATM> i never even dated
19:00 <TheRon> is a drunken snog at a nightclub a date?
19:00 <Skirmish> I can understand why you have never dated. 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <RATM> lol
20:00 <RATM> x2
21:00 <RATM> what do women call bad men? nice guys LOLOLOLOLPOL
22:00 <faux> .
22:00 <faux> id appreciate it if you stopped typing
22:00 <faux> permanently 
22:00 <faux> TIA
23:00 <RATM> hey kate. ill tell you why i never dated. its not to do with not being worthy o0f pussy. its that... i give my ass to nude men
23:00 <THE^DONALD> is faux gonna ban me if i type anything in this channel
23:00 <TheRon> yes!
23:00 <faux> only if youre an asshole
23:00 <faux> are you an asshole???
24:00 <THE^DONALD> umm
24:00 <TheRon> my nose is sniffing out fuckwit
24:00 <THE^DONALD> im not even gonna say anything
24:00 <THE^DONALD> she sounds furious
24:00 <faux> youll be doing everyone a favour
24:00 <THE^DONALD> such a sweetheart this one!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you appeared gay ratam 
25:00 <Clarkson> but yeh i told her to fuck offf and she pretty much has
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> dont give up your day job
28:00 <TheRiddler> never dated yet has an oppinion on dating
28:00 <TheRon> i was dancing with my baby in the summer rain
29:00 <TheRiddler> opinion
29:00 <TheRon> ye newspapers
32:00 <RATM> kate how many times u cheated
32:00 <TheRiddler> RATM stfu
32:00 <THE^DONALD> rageagainstthemachine
32:00 <THE^DONALD> they suck
33:00 <RATM> oh fuck how can you say that cunt?
33:00 <THE^DONALD> cause they are socialist losers
33:00 <TheRon> like bvb
33:00 <couleurs> All Hail The Donald
34:00 <Skirmish> Wow this went downhill fast. 
34:00 <couleurs> BvB 4 EvE
34:00 <couleurs> Jane Bunne's Bon Bons
35:00 <TheRon> best bunns
35:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon losers
35:00 <dematerialised> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
35:00 <TheRon> i'm wondering how do we get jane in the gold bikini from star wars
35:00 <couleurs> Greatings
36:00 <TheRon> that's a weather segment
36:00 <couleurs> no bikini is the best bikini
36:00 <faux> im wondering how im gonna ban u all for breathing
36:00 <TheRon> damn!
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> please do faux
36:00 <couleurs> KiLL aLL MuSLeMs
36:00 <TheRiddler> the rat is playing cooking simulator
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> just ban ratm
37:00 <dematerialised> controversial!
37:00 <Skirmish> Why don't you ban the people that are obviously here to cause grief? 
37:00 <dematerialised> i.e everyone
37:00 <Skirmish> Not everyone, all the time. 
37:00 <dematerialised> or anyone chatting about feminism or right-win politics
37:00 <TheRon> the diving faux
37:00 <dematerialised> am i right or am i right
37:00 <TheRon> divine
37:00 <couleurs> yea ban Matthew 4 sure
37:00 <faux> diving
37:00 <NightDemon> Ban me
37:00 <Skirmish> I am not getting into politics in this channel ever again. It's not worth it. 
37:00 <TheRon> typo
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <dematerialised> this channel is politics
38:00 <THE^DONALD> WHERES LYIN' TED
38:00 <faux> Skirmish if i were to ban people here to cause grief you wouldnt be here 
38:00 <dematerialised> :O
38:00 <THE^DONALD> HE JUST LIES
38:00 <faux> lll
38:00 <faux> lol*
38:00 <THE^DONALD> LIKE A MANIAC
38:00 <dematerialised> straight for the jugular
38:00 <Skirmish> Ban me then faux if it will make you feel better. 
38:00 <faux> everyone shits on everyone it aeems
38:00 <Clarkson> my brother wait for u and stab u cunt
38:00 <faux> no you havent done anything wrong
39:00 <TheRon> doodle causes grief
39:00 <dematerialised> icecream and/or chocolate would make me feel better
39:00 <faux> shh clarkson
39:00 <couleurs> telstra was down again today, i couldn't load emails or play spotify in da car #fuktelstra
39:00 <Clarkson> i know bieber made it but who buys his shit
39:00 <Skirmish> You shit on people with no provocation too. 
39:00 <faux> yes i said everyone
39:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish u mad?
39:00 <faux> i am part of everyone 
39:00 <Skirmish> What is there to be mad about? 
39:00 <THE^DONALD> LYIN' TED
39:00 <THE^DONALD> HE SWEATS TOO MUCH. AND IS A LOZDER
39:00 <Skirmish> Wot
40:00 <THE^DONALD> LYIN' TED
40:00 <THE^DONALD> TED CRUZ
40:00 <THE^DONALD> HE SWEATS TOO MUCH
41:00 <faux> getting paid is our forte NO DIGGIT
41:00 <faux> Y
42:00 <RATM> lyin ted is gonna work in trumps government
42:00 <TheRiddler> giddity 
43:00 <TheRon> quagmire?
43:00 <TheRon> pretty funny when quagmire discovers the internet
44:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish wb
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ratam - stop typing.
44:00 <Skirmish> Family guy is great. 
44:00 <THE^DONALD> why
45:00 <THE^DONALD> i wanna fuck a woman whos had an abortion
45:00 <Clarkson> beehhh, you're full of crap fuck off u weak cunt
46:00 <couleurs> Peter and Louise
46:00 <TheRon> lois
47:00 <couleurs> lols
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a cunt
48:00 <Skirmish> They are just doing it for the reaction. 
48:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish = loser
48:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: is a good egg
49:00 <Skirmish> ^
49:00 <THE^DONALD> yes
49:00 <THE^DONALD> a smelly fucking egg
49:00 <Skirmish> I smell lovely. I get comments about it all the time. 
49:00 <dematerialised> i sometimes smell like pasta sauce
49:00 <THE^DONALD> egg fuck
49:00 <Clarkson> no they could dry fuck your ass
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <Skirmish> Pasta sauce isn't a bad smell to have. 
50:00 <dematerialised> agreed
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
50:00 <couleurs> i smell like FiFa
50:00 <THE^DONALD> egg fuck
50:00 <Skirmish> I could think of a lot worse things for people to smell like. Pasta sauce would be fine. 
50:00 <THE^DONALD> you smell like a egg
50:00 <THE^DONALD> egg
50:00 <THE^DONALD> eggy sauce
51:00 <Skirmish> Nothing worse than people that smell like terrible BO. 
51:00 <THE^DONALD> egg loser
51:00 <dematerialised> like a homeless person
51:00 <TheRon> seinfeld the o is supposed the leave with the b
52:00 <THE^DONALD> when u smoke too much shit weed
52:00 <THE^DONALD> u get the egg breath
52:00 <doctor> Heil Hifler
52:00 <THE^DONALD> so like when u vomit
52:00 <THE^DONALD> u smell even more egg
52:00 <RATM> donald u got a 20
52:00 <Skirmish> Years ago at OneSteel we had a guy that would come through in the early hours of the morning to deliver bread. We wouldn't make him get out of the car to sign in because he stunk heaps bad. Would just wave him through and fill the log in ourselves and forge his signature. 
52:00 <dematerialised> i wish you would smoke molten lead
52:00 <dematerialised> lol Skirmish
52:00 <dematerialised> i once worked with a guy that smelled like soap chemicals
53:00 <dematerialised> i swear he lived ina  meth lab
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <RATM> WHAT DID HE SMELL LIKE SKIRMISH? LIKE HE'D BEEN ON ICE
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ratm - calm the fuck down.
54:00 <Skirmish> I don't know that people on ice smell like. I try to avoid people on drugs where I can. 
54:00 <TheRon> mow your damn lawn and sit the hell down
55:00 <THE^DONALD> lol
55:00 <THE^DONALD> people on ice smell?
55:00 <RATM> yeah they sweat out methamphetamine
56:00 <RATM> smells fucken bad after a fewwq days
56:00 <TheRon> once you get used to the smell of rendered pig fat you'll wonder how you ever did without it
59:00 <THE^DONALD> ok well you're alll fuckin loser whores
59:00 <THE^DONALD> lazy fuckin pigs
59:00 <THE^DONALD> nothin to do but spread ya legs all day
59:00 <TheRon> i thought i smelt fuckwit
00:00 <TheRiddler> rat patootie
03:00 <dematerialised> so yeah icecreamm
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice cream would be nice
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> vanilla with ice magic
06:00 <dematerialised> yumski
06:00 <TheRon> gelato
08:00 <TheRiddler> be'ne
09:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/WbCJe.jpg nsfw
09:00 <TheRon> nice, arty
10:00 <dematerialised> mmm bobs
11:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/Hpl5E.jpg
11:00 <TheRon> i could sleep on those
12:00 <dematerialised> looks shopped
12:00 <Student> fake
12:00 <dematerialised> i can tell from the pixels
12:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/Ohcm6.jpg
12:00 <TheRiddler> nsfw
13:00 <Student> but never the less, i got the point
13:00 <TheRon> really neeeded that showe
13:00 <TheRon> r
15:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/HGn8Z.jpg
18:00 <TheRiddler> wb once again faux
19:00 <faux> thx for the 6000th time
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <TheRiddler> wonder how many times it's really been
20:00 <Qbert> wb faux
20:00 <faux> tenks
20:00 <faux> 4 Serenity http://imgur.com/TpgnDlJ
20:00 <dematerialised> my logs say 657 times
20:00 <dematerialised> but thats only searching for faux
21:00 <dematerialised> 868 if i include fawks
22:00 <couleurs> wb fax
22:00 <faux> tenks
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> there's a awful lot with me saying it
23:00 <dematerialised> only the past two years though
23:00 <dematerialised> cbf going back further
23:00 <faux> a awful
23:00 <TheRiddler> like 9 out of 10 times it's me saying wb faux
24:00 <TheRiddler> *an
24:00 <faux> ye no one else luvs teh faux
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> aw
24:00 <faux> racist fucks
24:00 <faux> speaking of cunts
24:00 <faux> welcome Maurice 
24:00 <couleurs> :p
25:00 <dematerialised> apparently you have only said wb 110 times TheRiddler
25:00 <dematerialised> poor effort
26:00 <dematerialised> another 600+ to go
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> you sure
26:00 <TheRiddler> damn
26:00 <dematerialised> actually its less
26:00 <dematerialised> because i included everyone
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot wot
26:00 <dematerialised> let me do just you
26:00 <faux> STEP UP YOUR GAME ASHLEY
26:00 <dematerialised> only 75 times
27:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot when I'm not on
27:00 <TheRiddler> who says it the most
27:00 <TheRiddler> can you find that out
27:00 <faux> you
27:00 <faux> if its out of 115
27:00 <faux> 110
27:00 <faux> and u said it 75
28:00 <TheRiddler> 75 out 600+
28:00 <dematerialised> 75 out of her joining over 800 times
28:00 <TheRiddler> oh
28:00 <dematerialised> shes only had 110 wb's in total
28:00 <faux> yw
28:00 <faux> ye*
28:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
28:00 <faux> WHAT CUNTS
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think, 7 - 8 L of ice cream would be delicious
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> right about now
30:00 <faux> next
30:00 <dematerialised> niht
30:00 <dematerialised> =c
30:00 <dematerialised> ffs screw you keyboard
31:00 <TheRiddler> time to clean dishes n cook dinner
31:00 <faux> niht
31:00 <faux> what u cookin
31:00 <TheRiddler> bolegnese n pasta
31:00 <dematerialised> nom
31:00 <faux> bolegnese
31:00 <faux> take pix
31:00 <dematerialised> dinner at riddlers
31:00 <dematerialised> omw
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <faux> im not joking
31:00 <faux>  i want HD pox
32:00 <TheRiddler> ok
32:00 <faux> from diff angles
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <dematerialised> you should open up a restuarant where you make and serve ordinary homely meals
32:00 <faux> tenks
32:00 <faux> ye
32:00 <faux> like cocopops
32:00 <dematerialised> speaking of ordinary
32:00 <faux> hi amelia
32:00 <dematerialised> hi amelia
32:00 <faux> woah
32:00 <faux> rude
32:00 <TheRiddler> how is pasta bolegnese ordinary homely
32:00 <amelia> hai friend
32:00 <TheRiddler> uh oh ameelio
32:00 <amelia> fuck off dickhole you take it back
32:00 <TheRiddler> :p
32:00 <dematerialised> hahaha
32:00 <amelia> haiiiii asheh
32:00 <dematerialised> oRDiNaRY
32:00 <TheRiddler> hai
33:00 <TheRiddler> how are you
33:00 <faux> FaT MeeLieS has arrived
33:00 <amelia> FuCK oFF MaCCaS BReaTH
33:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHA
33:00 <dematerialised> oh shit
33:00 <amelia> wahhhhhhhh
33:00 <Clarkson> i can see it picard, its  great ass
33:00 <dematerialised> thems fighting words
33:00 <amelia> I'm gonna get a complex soon
33:00 <dematerialised> also i'll have you know its pizza tonight
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <faux> sif
33:00 <TheRiddler> faux only ever likes big mac sauce
34:00 <dematerialised> mmm big mac
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can get big mc sauce
34:00 <dematerialised> havent had one in ages
34:00 <TheRiddler> yep
34:00 <amelia> I'm already over the top when it comes to bodies, IRC is gonna send me to mental home
34:00 <TheRiddler> you can make it too
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <faux> was literally just watchibf a big mac vid amsy tagged me in
34:00 <faux> r u watching me ash
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <amelia> NUGGETS
35:00 <TheRiddler> yes I am
35:00 <TheRiddler> :p
36:00 <dematerialised> mm nuggest
37:00 <dematerialised> i am poor now so i cant eat any more fast food
37:00 <dematerialised> i have to eat celery
37:00 <dematerialised> and fruit
37:00 <TheRiddler> crunchie nuggets
37:00 <amelia> why poor
38:00 <dematerialised> because i spent all my money on fast food
38:00 <dematerialised> duh
38:00 <amelia> frootloop
44:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/lRt68.jpg nsfw
51:00 <TheRiddler> admiral ackbar is dead
51:00 <TheRiddler> RIP
53:00 <Skirmish> It's a trap! 
21:00 <British^Meat> hark Doodle, hark
22:00 <Skirmish> Evening BM, Dewdal. 
22:00 <British^Meat> greets
22:00 <Skirmish> What's news? 
23:00 <British^Meat> i have EXCITING news for Doodle
23:00 <British^Meat> but as far as me
23:00 <British^Meat> same old TBH
23:00 <British^Meat> working
23:00 <British^Meat> riding
23:00 <British^Meat> gaming
24:00 <British^Meat> photoing
24:00 <British^Meat> videoing
24:00 <British^Meat> sleeping
24:00 <British^Meat> driving
24:00 <Skirmish> Good stuff. 
24:00 <Skirmish> Did you buy a Nissan? 
24:00 <Skirmish> Is that your doodle news? 
25:00 <British^Meat> nah
25:00 <British^Meat> but actually...
25:00 <British^Meat> in my game
25:00 <British^Meat> The Crew
25:00 <British^Meat> I bought cars
25:00 <British^Meat> I will show u
25:00 <British^Meat> coz one is a nissan
26:00 <Skirmish> At work and links take ages to load. 
26:00 <Skirmish> Get me when I am at home to link. 
26:00 <British^Meat> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/12891073_10154714156128032_2090333846452523978_o.jpg
26:00 <British^Meat> one car
26:00 <British^Meat> no probs mater :)
26:00 <couleurs> oaersoem!!!!!!
26:00 <British^Meat> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/t31.0-8/12888758_10154684226128032_4320446867272683630_o.jpg 4 doodle
27:00 <couleurs> need 4 speed irc
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
28:00 <couleurs> next
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <dematerialised> dangle, grill butcherham
39:00 <couleurs> u beautey
43:00 <RATM> you all fuken using t0r and shit arent yas
44:00 <British^Meat> huh?
44:00 <RATM> u know what im talkn
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
45:00 <British^Meat> honestly
45:00 <British^Meat> i dont
46:00 <British^Meat> t0r
46:00 <Skirmish> Don't engage RATM. Just ignore them and they will go away. OR ... End up like beehhh and become a regular visitor that talks to themselves about trannies. 
46:00 <British^Meat> which idiot is it?
46:00 <British^Meat> a quick whois might help
46:00 <Skirmish> No idea. Some potato. 
46:00 <British^Meat> hmmm
46:00 <British^Meat> no idea
47:00 <British^Meat> but potatoes arent good
47:00 <British^Meat> not good at all
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on
47:00 <RATM> u all freakin lol.
47:00 <TheRiddler> what's interesting to add to bolegnese
48:00 <RATM> i am too.. hats why i use a 0
48:00 <British^Meat> i honestly dont know
48:00 <RATM> i would never write it with an o
48:00 <TheRiddler> -e +o
48:00 <TheRiddler> I was thinking orange
49:00 <TheRiddler> I dont have oranges tho
49:00 <Serenity> why would you add orange to bolognese
49:00 <Serenity> dont add anything make it properly
49:00 <TheRiddler> something different
49:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Garlic and shredded veges. 
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <amelia> why are you making a fuckin oddball bolognese
49:00 <TheRiddler> I've added garlic, onion, spring onion
49:00 <TheRiddler> celery
49:00 <TheRiddler> capsicum
50:00 <Serenity> omg
50:00 <Serenity> no
50:00 <Serenity> please stop talking
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> I like to experiment
50:00 <Skirmish> K shreds zuc/carrot into it. 
50:00 <amelia> wtf
50:00 <amelia> capsicum
50:00 <TheRiddler> dont have zuccine
50:00 <Serenity> NO
50:00 <amelia> jeezus christ
50:00 <amelia> its gonna taste like shit
50:00 <TheRiddler> I dont like zuccine in it
50:00 <TheRiddler> celery works
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <amelia> fuck yo bolognese
51:00 <Clarkson> [19:40:38] hate finding too hot porn cant jack it long enough
51:00 <Serenity> hahaha
51:00 <TheRiddler> I've done celery before in it
51:00 <Serenity> ive had passionate debates about bolognese
51:00 <Skirmish> Zuc is a great vege cause it just tastes like everything around it. K shreds it so fine you can't see it or even notice it. 
51:00 <Serenity> no vegetables. ever
51:00 <amelia> its bolognese not a soup
51:00 <British^Meat> fuck off Clarkson
51:00 <Clarkson> Lol I see boobs atn
52:00 <TheRiddler> my mum would add just onion 
52:00 <Serenity> garlic and onion
52:00 <British^Meat> is Clarkson exclusive only to #melbs?
52:00 <Serenity> is all that is acceptable
52:00 <Clarkson> Sam with his trip to hell
52:00 <Serenity> and herbs of course
52:00 <Skirmish> What K makes is great. There's no need to debate it. 
52:00 <British^Meat> can i get him in adelaidesa?
52:00 <British^Meat> caaarn
52:00 <Serenity> it might be great but its not bolognese
52:00 <amelia> mushyroom
53:00 <amelia> garlic
53:00 <Skirmish> Hmmm mushroom. 
53:00 <amelia> onion
53:00 <amelia> herbs
53:00 <amelia> then you shut the cupboard
53:00 <amelia> and add no fuckin more
53:00 <dematerialised> ^
53:00 <amelia> i mean it ash
53:00 <TheRiddler> the mushrooms were old
53:00 <Serenity> no mushrooms here because they are dirt and ShadowLurker is allergic
53:00 <Skirmish> Do what you want Riddler. Throw an orange in if that will make you feel good. 
53:00 <amelia> close the damn fridge n cupboard
54:00 <Serenity> but thats POSSIBLY acceptable but not prefered
54:00 <amelia> no
54:00 <amelia> I will throw orange at your head
54:00 <dematerialised> i wonder what orange instead of tomato would be like
54:00 <amelia> orangehead
54:00 <TheRiddler> also didn't buy any tomtatos
54:00 <dematerialised> i think it'd be amazing
54:00 <amelia> rangaface
54:00 <TheRiddler> last time I used cherry tomatoes
54:00 <TheRiddler> tho this time the sauce is a cherry tomato 1
54:00 <amelia> fjdjsjeijebgkslakwiidienenfjskejdjd
54:00 <Serenity> so you're not making a fucking bolognese at all ahah
54:00 <Serenity> just some random food
54:00 <amelia> have you cooked for a woman before
54:00 <Skirmish> Just call it pasta sauce. 
54:00 <TheRiddler> yes
54:00 <TheRiddler> I have actually
55:00 <amelia> I would flip ma plate up in your face
55:00 <dematerialised> that's because you're an unappreciative bitch
55:00 <TheRiddler> I made beef straganof
55:00 <dematerialised> i mean what
55:00 <Serenity> look out
55:00 <Serenity> the tree stump wogs gonna lose her bark in a minute
55:00 <TheRiddler> the food of the russians 
55:00 <faux> WELCOME ME BACK TheRiddler 
55:00 <amelia> yes thats right, i dony appreciate shit food
55:00 <TheRiddler> motherland
55:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <faux> lmao
55:00 <amelia> i am very passionate about food
55:00 <dematerialised> i would appreciate TheRiddler cooking me dinner
55:00 <faux> phew
55:00 <dematerialised> he could make me buttered toast, and I would be like
56:00 <dematerialised> Thankyou TheRiddler
56:00 <amelia> no
56:00 <dematerialised> you are a gentleman
56:00 <amelia> stop bein a suckhole
56:00 <amelia> thats bs
56:00 <Serenity> ugh
56:00 <amelia> you say that but its really not enough
56:00 <dematerialised> it is though
56:00 <TheRiddler> ham n creamcheese on toast
56:00 <amelia> OK well call me a bitch but orange fuckin spaghetti is not enough for me
56:00 <amelia> it jus isnt
56:00 <TheRiddler> with a bit of parsley
56:00 <dematerialised> you gotta learn to live a little meels
56:00 <amelia> STILL NOT ENOUGH ASH
57:00 <dematerialised> live life on the edge
57:00 <amelia> even wif the freakin parsley
57:00 <dematerialised> journey into the unknown
57:00 <dematerialised> risk it for a biscuit
57:00 <TheRiddler> fried tomato too
57:00 <TheRiddler> then
57:00 <amelia> goshdamn
57:00 <amelia> no wonder you eat red rooster every night
57:00 <Serenity> loool
58:00 <British^Meat> yes lol
58:00 <Serenity> i love ranty tsw
58:00 <dematerialised> i had pizza just now
58:00 <dematerialised> i made it myself
58:00 <dematerialised> it was ok
58:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm Red Rooster
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <faux> poor ash
58:00 <dematerialised> and by made it myself i mean worked for the money to pay someone else to make it
58:00 <amelia> terrible  recipe jus terrible
00:00 <dematerialised> i'm sorry i was mean earlier
00:00 <dematerialised> please forgive me
00:00 <amelia> fuck off loser
00:00 <Clarkson> and neither have breasts
01:00 <dematerialised> :o
01:00 <dematerialised> ok then
01:00 <dematerialised> it's over
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <Serenity> woahh this show im watching about crimes one of them is at belmont forum
01:00 <Serenity> freakyy
01:00 <TheRiddler> what's not get about cooking
01:00 <amelia> I dun even care
01:00 <dematerialised> please take me back bb
02:00 <dematerialised> i miss yo ualready
02:00 <amelia> no, I'm finally me again
02:00 <dematerialised> an independant woman who dont need no man?
02:00 <amelia> yas
02:00 <dematerialised> fair enough
02:00 <TheRiddler> you perfect the standard recipe then go nuts
03:00 <TheRiddler> it's not like I'm cooking for someone
03:00 <dematerialised> you are cooking for you
03:00 <amelia> I tell you now ash, you ain't perfecting any recipe with oranges, celery & capsicum
03:00 <dematerialised> and you deserve the very best
03:00 <TheRiddler> I'll just make amelia plain bolognese
03:00 <amelia> unfuckingedible
03:00 <amelia> i don't want plain bolognese
03:00 <dematerialised> seriously though oranges sounds exciting
03:00 <amelia> I want flavour i jus dun want shit flavour
03:00 <TheRiddler> plain burrito then
04:00 <dematerialised> oRDiNaRY
04:00 <TheRiddler> I dont really experiment with mexican food
04:00 <amelia> forget it jus forget it, I'll make my own bolognese
04:00 <thestig> amsy new plebs episodes
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <amelia> ordinary from a guy who eats pizza every fuckin night
04:00 <dematerialised> excuse me miss
04:00 <dematerialised> it was only tonight
04:00 <dematerialised> if you must know, last night was fish and chips
05:00 <amelia> I saw a girl crying over a dog on side of road it was jus laying there not moving
05:00 <amelia> I fink it got hit
05:00 <dematerialised> it probably was
05:00 <amelia> so I'm a little emotional right meow
05:00 <dematerialised> i have hit a dog not long ago
05:00 <dematerialised> it put a dent in my car
05:00 <ThirteenthOrder> We iz gon parteh like it's nine-teen-ninety-nine... doo doo dooodoodoooo
05:00 <dematerialised> it was a big fucker too
05:00 <dematerialised> like a small horse
05:00 <amelia> poor doggie
06:00 <dematerialised> he was ok, he ended up with a broken jaw
06:00 <dematerialised> he didn't die :)
06:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Like a small horse and you didn't make las... oh it didn't dieded :(
06:00 <amelia> i hope you apologised @ him
06:00 <dematerialised> i did, profusely
06:00 <dematerialised> he was a beautiful small horse
06:00 <dematerialised> and it sounded horrible when i hit him, so much yelping
06:00 <ThirteenthOrder> bbl, i'm gonna get meat for a Lasagne
06:00 <amelia> don't forget the oranges
06:00 <ThirteenthOrder> shitshitshit, I shot a unicorn and pissed it off.
07:00 <dematerialised> the silly horse ran out from behind bins on my street, and its a dark street
07:00 <dematerialised> and he was black
07:00 <dematerialised> so i didnt see him at all
07:00 <amelia> poor lil puppy
07:00 <dematerialised> yup
07:00 <dematerialised> but he is ok now so it's all good
10:00 <TheRiddler> super troopers
11:00 <TheRiddler> licence and registration motherfucker bwak
11:00 <Clarkson> something tells me matthew's visit to assnet will be brief. thank fuck
11:00 <TheRiddler> chicken*
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <TheRiddler> meow what's your damn problem meow
13:00 <British^Meat> hah, assnet :)
13:00 <TheRiddler> car ram-rod
14:00 <dematerialised> fucking
14:00 <dematerialised> who said it
20:00 <TheRiddler> farva
20:00 <TheRiddler> also uploading pics of dinner
20:00 <dematerialised> you are so whipped
21:00 <faux> woohoo
21:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/84muz5mseh0o7kr/2016-04-05%2019.17.54.jpg?dl=0
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I -could- go the Apco up the road... get myself some soft drink... Or i can make more cordial up...
22:00 <ThirteenthOrder> In all seriousness, all I need is a bag of lollies and a good fuck lol
22:00 <Clarkson> i drink it through my dick
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/tz21g5hfe0is4ss/2016-04-05%2019.18.08.jpg?dl=0
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick pics clarky
22:00 <Clarkson> you dickheads seem to forget that theres transvestite cunts everywhere
23:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/vn4qcdg8t4ua17g/2016-04-05%2019.17.58.jpg?dl=0
24:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Clarkson: And? Some of my friends are Trannies, others are Drag Queens...
24:00 <Clarkson> you fucking shit head
24:00 <TheRiddler> there you go faux
24:00 <British^Meat> yer, its 2016 Clarkson u prick
24:00 <Clarkson> i'm putting in a protest vote with the sex party ??? seriously
24:00 <faux> kewl 
24:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Clarkson has the attention span of an xbox live squeaker.
24:00 <Clarkson> this shit is fucked up!
25:00 <TheRiddler> tastes good too >.>
25:00 <TheRiddler> >_>
25:00 <TheRiddler> even
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Clarkson, have you ever visited eukt.com? Best site ever, you'd love it.
25:00 <Clarkson> that series fucks me off
26:00 <amsy> thestig, omg what!!!!!? thats amazing
27:00 <thestig> YESSS
28:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I need a pre-amp for my microphone so bad... ^_^
28:00 <thestig> 3 new episodes
28:00 <thestig> amsy just watched the 1st one so good lol
29:00 <amsy> eeeee so excited
30:00 <couleurs> me 2
31:00 <doctor> I was excited a few mins a go but the flame burnt out pretty quick
32:00 <amsy> oh
33:00 <dematerialised> haha
33:00 <dematerialised> tuuuuuuuuuuuuune!
33:00 <dematerialised> absolute banger
34:00 <faux> LMAO
34:00 <faux> alton joen
34:00 <Matthew> <3 REAL Elton
34:00 <couleurs> RiP Diane Prince of Whales
35:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8JzYC-HCHk
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Waipod Phetsuphan , Ding Ding Dong.mp4 Views: 229,874 Uploader: Darryl Monroe Uploaded: Feb 1, 2011 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 4.92
35:00 <doctor> altons a pretty cool chick
35:00 <Matthew> my 87 year old calls Diana 'Diane' as well
35:00 <couleurs> oh yea that song rox
36:00 <Matthew> 87 year old Nan *
36:00 <dematerialised> your 87 year old?
36:00 <couleurs> the thai coffee song
36:00 <dematerialised> is she like a kinky sub granny
36:00 <dematerialised> yeah couleurs it's grat
36:00 <Matthew> "Princess Diane"
36:00 <MrMark> booooooooooo
36:00 <doctor> Princess Diane Sauce
37:00 <dematerialised> seriously though, 60s-70s inner asian music
38:00 <dematerialised> absolutely great
38:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qgV8O5An20 
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sublime Frequencies: Thai Pop Spectacular (1960's-1980's) Views: 70,943 Uploader: Ronald Grinder Uploaded: Jun 16, 2014 Duration: 57m21s Rating: 4.94
39:00 <doctor> Chirry Ping Pong Chirry
42:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Man tomorrow should be an interesting day
42:00 <ThirteenthOrder> New glasses in the morning for +50% to sex appeal... followed by a session with Mental Health Social Workers :D
42:00 <Clarkson> yep how about you eat my whole fucken mcdonalds fucken resturant you mother fucker ?
43:00 <couleurs> sounds good B1
44:00 <dematerialised> holy shit
44:00 <dematerialised> its Loof
44:00 <dematerialised> speaking of, whatever happened to that guy
45:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Whatever happened to anyone from this channel?
45:00 <doctor> died or still here
45:00 <dematerialised> it checks out
45:00 <ThirteenthOrder> That's what happened to Netz... fucker went political
45:00 <doctor> married mikey
45:00 <doctor> then died
45:00 <TheRiddler> skirmish were you the 1 going on about jimmy carr
46:00 <Skirmish> I don't even know who that is. 
46:00 <ThirteenthOrder> This 17 yo bitch I'm trying to nail is fucking doing my head in.
46:00 <TheRiddler> comedian
46:00 <TheRiddler> oh
46:00 <Clarkson> up their ass
46:00 <Skirmish> ThirteenthOrder: Aim for chicks a little older? 
46:00 <doctor> 17 year olds are stupid, maybe you're being too clever
46:00 <doctor> just show money
46:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it was another comedian
47:00 <Skirmish> Jim Jefferies I like to recommend to people TheRiddler . 
47:00 <ThirteenthOrder> doctor: I'm using money, I'm saying I'm buying a house, and a whole bunch of other shit, and she keeps chatting to dumbfucks when she could have sex with a guy who knows what he's doing lol
47:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
47:00 <dematerialised> oh christ
47:00 <partay> ThirteenthOrder ummmm she's 17
47:00 <ThirteenthOrder> My last girlfriend I broke up with not long ago, I fucked her best friend before her and I got together... her friend... fuckkkk lol
47:00 <doctor> Ignore her and post pictures of yourself around hotter chicks and money
47:00 <TheRiddler> jimmy carr is a oneline joke/insult comedian
47:00 <Skirmish> 17yo chicks don't care if you're buying a house. 
47:00 <ThirteenthOrder> doctor: Perhaps lol
48:00 <dematerialised> 17 year old chicks care if you have a fast car and a dick
48:00 <Skirmish> Tell her you're buying a Skyline and she will throw her panties at you.
48:00 <dematerialised> ^
48:00 <partay> introduce her to Doodle
48:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Anyway, this fucking chick I screwed... dammmmmn she went off like a house on fire...
48:00 <Skirmish> It's all about image. They want their gf's to be jealous. 
48:00 <TheRiddler> faux is a 17yr old chick
48:00 <dematerialised> controversial!
48:00 <Skirmish> I get the feeling that you're making a lot of this up ThirteenthOrder.
48:00 <doctor> me too
49:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I think she had 7 Orgasms and I came about 13 times in one continual sex session, my cock did not leave that tight pussy during the whole time.
49:00 <faux> ezcuse me
49:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Skirmish: I am definitely not making this up.
49:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I have a picture of the chick in question.
49:00 <Doodle> lmao
49:00 <Doodle> @dis
49:00 <dematerialised> lol
49:00 <doctor> I had sex once I think
49:00 <faux> lmao doc
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck off
49:00 <Skirmish> Confirmed that you are telling stories. 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> some peeps are full of shit
49:00 <robot> hi kate
49:00 <dematerialised> ThirteenthOrder have you been reading my sexts again?
49:00 <doctor> true, ive never had sex
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai robot 
49:00 <Clarkson> scatman is big in japan and child porn
49:00 <faux> im not reading can someone summarise in one line pls
49:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Nahahaha.... this is true... this is ultimately the truest thing I have ever said here in all these years
50:00 <dematerialised> ThirteenthOrder is battling Skirmish for pure sex appeal.
50:00 <Skirmish> Do not believe. 
50:00 <doctor> Thirteen wants to bang seventeen
50:00 <ThirteenthOrder> doctor: Bugger the 17yo thing off, this is honest... the chick in question was 21.
50:00 <Skirmish> I don't care about sex appeal. 
50:00 <Clarkson> evidence suggests that the creature in possession of it was an anomaly, intellectually profound, and saturated in human hugs eventually dying a noble death.., drowning in his owner's boobs
50:00 <dematerialised> dammit Skirmish you ruined it
50:00 <TheRiddler> seventeen wants to bang eighteens
50:00 <doctor> 21 is a bit different, they like shoes more than iphone covers
51:00 <faux> why is no one summarising
51:00 <dematerialised> because nobody likes you
51:00 <Matthew> Denise
51:00 <Skirmish> I don't know what is motivating ThirteenthOrder to be full of poop. 
51:00 <faux> o
51:00 <faux> oh
51:00 <faux> Fitzgerald
51:00 <doctor> I think ThirteenthOrder had sex with some girl and another girl didn't like it, so now it's wanting to have sex with a different girl
51:00 <Skirmish> faux: ThirteenthOrder wants to root a 17yo girl and also gave a 21yo girl 7 orgasms and he himself came 13 times in one go. 
51:00 <dematerialised> he came on himself 13 times
51:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <ThirteenthOrder> https://imgp.oasiscdn.com/36648753/056d06f5-44ae-420c-9ebb-a06716b88ddd.jpg
52:00 <faux> LOL
52:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Okay okay okay, let me start from the beginning...
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think he had sex with a real doll that looked 17
52:00 <doctor> She looks like she needs a burger
52:00 <dematerialised> i think the girl who served him at subway was 17
52:00 <TheRiddler> "my friend said to me 'what rhymes with orange?' and I said 'no.. it doesn't'"
52:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I have a friend who's 17 and won't put out, I changed the convo to talk about my night with a girl who I fucked before dating my last gf (who is supposedly her best friend)
52:00 <Skirmish> Sif he can afford a real doll. He blew all his money trying to impress a 17yo girl. 
52:00 <faux> she looks like a piece of paper with hair
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
52:00 <robot> how old are you ThirteenthOrder, just curious
53:00 <dematerialised> ThirteenthOrder I have it on good authority you have never seen that girl naked.
53:00 <ThirteenthOrder> This channel hasn't changed lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Um
53:00 <faux> how old is ThirteenthOrder 
53:00 <doctor> Werent you married ThirteenthOrder ?
53:00 <Skirmish> Is that picture a girl or a boy ThirteenthOrder?
53:00 <ThirteenthOrder> robot: I'm surprised this place doesn't have it on record yet... I'm 28, nearly 29.
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> she looks like she is on day release from a psych ward
53:00 <robot> k
53:00 <faux> so y u boning teens
53:00 <dematerialised> I like the two Lynx cans on the vanity top
53:00 <dematerialised> screams class
53:00 <ThirteenthOrder> doctor: Was, until the bitch came at me with a knife, then started stealing money from me... lol
54:00 <doctor> lol
54:00 <faux> she seriously looks like a string bean
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> TOTALLY worth it
54:00 <faux> with a mop wig
54:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I told her to get the fuck out of my house, and the only thing she took which wasn't hers, was my god damned fucking couch.
54:00 <Clarkson> and is it true about their cock size?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
54:00 <doctor> are you attracted to crazy?
54:00 <Matthew> hello to the uniquely beautiful katatonic_kate01
54:00 <faux> brush ur tumbleweed hair bitch
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> hello m'dear
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> how you doin
54:00 <doctor> that 17 year old has the crazy eye
54:00 <robot> hey Matthew
54:00 <TheRiddler> is ThirteenthOrder on something
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doctor
54:00 <Matthew> hello to the robust robot
54:00 <TheRiddler> or off something
54:00 <ThirteenthOrder> That's not the 17yo... that's the 21yo
54:00 <faux> yeah his dads dick
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yellow teeth?
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <dematerialised> OH
54:00 <dematerialised> SNAP
54:00 <robot> robustbot
55:00 <ThirteenthOrder> LOL Oh come on TheRiddler give me more credit, I blame the inner slooder in me.
55:00 <faux> .
55:00 <Matthew> I have a really fantastic and fulfilling day
55:00 <Matthew> I have had*
55:00 <dematerialised> ThirteenthOrder you've literally just taken a screenshot of someone you sent a fake selfie to.
55:00 <ThirteenthOrder> dematerialised: That is fucking bullshit
55:00 <robot> awesome
55:00 <Clarkson> fuck off gay fuck
55:00 <Skirmish> ThirteenthOrder: I am still not convinced that pic you just linked is even a girl. 
55:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I'll give more proof... brb
55:00 <faux> i need more wine for this convresation
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> how old are you ThirteenthOrder?
55:00 <couleurs> i like her sense of style, she's rocken dose shoe laces
55:00 <dematerialised> you can't fool me ThirteenthOrder
55:00 <Skirmish> He is 28-29 Kate. 
55:00 <dematerialised> I am the unicron.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh. that is sad.
56:00 <faux> y would u brag about boning a teen
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
56:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I wasn't bragging about boning a Teen!
56:00 <ThirteenthOrder> she's 21!
56:00 <faux> thirteenth cumslut
56:00 <faux> u said 17
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> as if she is 21
56:00 <doctor> id bone a teen
56:00 <Matthew> that is disgraceful
56:00 <ThirteenthOrder> OH GOD... listen...
56:00 <dematerialised> no
56:00 <Skirmish> It's a 21yo boy with long hair. 
57:00 <TheRiddler> "there's a name for people that believe in horoscopes. They're called 'single ladies'"
57:00 <Skirmish> No hips. 
57:00 <Matthew> quite despicable actually
57:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I said I have a friend who is 17 who complains she wants sex, but never actually puts out...
57:00 <dematerialised> haha TheRiddler
57:00 <doctor> id bone just about anything, but surprisingly have a very low sex drive
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> why even brag about having sex. We know anyone who does clearly hasn’t had sex in the past 10 years.
57:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I changed the topic and talked about this one time with a 21yo lol
57:00 <partay> only picard brags about boning teens 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> This one time at band camp
57:00 <robot> man i wouldn't be posting photos of someone in a public channel without their permission
57:00 <dematerialised> maow maow maow
57:00 <ThirteenthOrder> katatonic_kate01: that's not true, I fucked some druggo bitch on Boxing Day last year.
57:00 <Skirmish> ... The 21yo boy you linked the pic of. 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly robot!
57:00 <dematerialised> Picard brags about dreamin about boning teens.
57:00 <ThirteenthOrder> robot: I'll do what I want... she's a fucking mutt.
57:00 <Clarkson> I need a fucking charger
57:00 <ThirteenthOrder> :P
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow, you;re all fucking class dude!
58:00 <doctor> lol you gotta lay off the crazy
58:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Great Root, worst personality otherwise.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> picard is a washed up bald mother fucker
58:00 <ThirteenthOrder> doctor: I fucking know! Lol
58:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Whatever happened to picard?
58:00 <Matthew> hello Clarkson, hope you're well
58:00 <Clarkson> dont fuck with stinkfist prick
58:00 <partay> lol k8
58:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Is picard in jail yet?
58:00 <faux> aw i miss stinky 
58:00 <doctor> crazy is great sex but the wanting to kill yourself part buffers it out a bit
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah same
58:00 <partay> picard is lurking
58:00 <dematerialised> circling the depths
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think he is working at Syd Uni 
58:00 <dematerialised> of his belly button
59:00 <TheRiddler> "some people think it's good luck if a bird a shits on them. They're called 'german pornstars'"
59:00 <partay> installing hidden cams
59:00 <Matthew> :o
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ riddler
59:00 <doctor> the filthy stuff is with the russians and japs now
59:00 <dematerialised> i was watching a doco about german street sluts the other day
59:00 <doctor> they did it better than the germans
59:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Actually, that's not entirely true...
59:00 <ThirteenthOrder> have you ever visited efukt?
59:00 <ThirteenthOrder> :)
59:00 <couleurs> Picard is currently unclogging the toilet with his big bald head
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <dematerialised> apparently girls from slav countries go to germany solely for the purpose of becoming a prostitute
00:00 <dematerialised> i think that's incredible
00:00 <partay> theres a place in Singapore .. it has 4 floors of whores... all Anna Kornikova look alikes 
00:00 <ThirteenthOrder> So because we never get underage people here anymore, linking stuff from efukt should be fine yeah?
00:00 <Skirmish> Probably because Germany is the first country they come across where people have money dematerialised . 
00:00 <doctor> slavs are in high demand with the uglies who dont like modern western women
00:00 <dematerialised> partay, I am familiar with the four floors of whores
00:00 <dematerialised> :P
00:00 <partay> excellent dematerialised
01:00 <doctor> RIP Hot Dog
01:00 <dematerialised> people don't believe it exists
01:00 <TheRiddler> "people that adhered to political correctness are in my opinion 'retarded faggots'"
01:00 <dematerialised> but it do
01:00 <amelia> slavs?
01:00 <partay> oh it exists
01:00 <amelia> i beg your fucking pardon
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <robot> calm down luv
01:00 <partay> amelia put down the bag of corn chips 
01:00 <amelia> mmmm burrito
01:00 <doctor> sorry, squatting snow niggers
01:00 <dematerialised> haha
01:00 <dematerialised> oh god
01:00 <dematerialised> my sides
01:00 <amelia> i don't eat chips you clearly know fuck all
01:00 <TheRiddler> nacho nacho man
02:00 <ThirteenthOrder> What do you call a Gay kid with Down Syndrome? A Chomosexual.
02:00 <TheRiddler> I want to be a nacho man
02:00 <ThirteenthOrder> *Chromosexual even, fuck my eyes.
02:00 <Clarkson> you dont needa  fucking macbook cunt
02:00 <TheRiddler> who's your favourite simpson
02:00 <dematerialised> Moe
02:00 <Skirmish> Rlph
02:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Clarkson shut your fucking face about Linux!
02:00 <Clarkson> tell him to fuck off
02:00 <Skirmish> Ralph
02:00 <dematerialised> he's just a regular guy trying to get on with his life
02:00 <dematerialised> i relate to him
03:00 <dematerialised> a little bit socially awkward
03:00 <dematerialised> terrible with women
03:00 <dematerialised> but has an honest life
03:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Favorite Simpson? Peter.
04:00 <TheRiddler> "A nurse finds a rectal thermometor and thinks 'some arseholes got my pen'"
04:00 <TheRiddler> +in her pocket
05:00 <amsy> oh
07:00 <couleurs> amsy :y
08:00 <Skirmish> What do you call a dog with no legs? 
08:00 <Skirmish> Doesn't matter. It won't come when you call. 
08:00 <couleurs> a hot dog
08:00 <TheRiddler> jimmy carr is quite red dwarf humourish
09:00 <dematerialised> cheese in a biskits are quite moreish
11:00 <doctor> I like Barnie
11:00 <dematerialised> Barnie 2016
11:00 <doctor> When he went sober for a while it broke my heart
11:00 <doctor> Barnie>Trump
11:00 <Skirmish> Feel the barn
11:00 <TheRiddler> "what's your stance on midget porn? Like a deep lunge"
12:00 <ThirteenthOrder> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hIhHLYaqYk
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Too Short - "I'm A Player" Views: 2,712,471 Uploader: HipHopGoldenAge1 Uploaded: Feb 25, 2013 Duration: 6m4s Rating: 4.77
12:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8GgunjEJA8
14:00 <partay> TheRiddler on fire
14:00 <amsy> cc :+
14:00 <dematerialised> don't get near dis ho, if u scared to go
15:00 <faux> AMBER
16:00 <partay> foe smd
16:00 <faux> u smdc
16:00 <ThirteenthOrder> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSLR_FjkcwE
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pimp (Explicit) Views: 7,570 Uploader: Trick Daddy - Topic Uploaded: Nov 9, 2014 Duration: 4m31s Rating: 5.00
16:00 <robot> hello Lumeah
16:00 <TheRiddler> "my girlfriend hasn't got pubes... yet"
16:00 <faux> .
16:00 <faux> ash stop it
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Next time you see your hoe your bitch'll have her thighs up, On a flick with this dick off inside her, Show you how to ride her, I'll make that pussy wider, You marks ain't got nathan, I'll make your baby mama leave you and tell you she love me...
17:00 <amelia> fuckin
17:00 <faux> whos nathan
17:00 <TheRiddler> I think ThirteenthOrder is channelling pieter
18:00 <ThirteenthOrder> GET FUCKED...
18:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I don't channel that piece of shit.
18:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I'd punch him in the face like a bitch.
18:00 <doctor> Where is ol piet now days?
18:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Rehab?
18:00 <doctor> nah, can't imagine that
18:00 <amsy> CHRISTOINA
18:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Yeah, he'd never admit the problem.
18:00 <doctor> probably ranting some where else
19:00 <TheRiddler> "they want to take me to rehab and I said no no no
19:00 <ThirteenthOrder> He probably discovered twitter, twice the number of dumb fucks there to listen to him.
19:00 <doctor> true
19:00 <amelia> they try to make me go to rehab
19:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Just go.
19:00 <amelia> but close enough ash
19:00 <TheRiddler> oh
19:00 <faux> LMAO
19:00 <TheRiddler> I dont take notice of that song
20:00 <faux> they want to take me to rehab but i was like na m8 fuk off
20:00 <Clarkson> [12:51:22] Is there a less pain in the ass to bring back then Serenity ?
20:00 <amelia> too busy putting oranges in bolognese
20:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Clarkson: You've stopped being relevant.
20:00 <Clarkson> oh im a bitch now oh cool
20:00 <dematerialised> haha
20:00 <faux> lmao
20:00 <dematerialised> I love Clarkson, he reminds me of all the best bits of irc
20:00 <faux> GodZilla aunty
20:00 <Clarkson> nrl is too corrupt and shit 
20:00 <amelia> who is this ThirteenthOrder tripper
20:00 <TheRiddler> how about orange rind
20:00 <amsy> lol
20:00 <amelia> AAHAHHAA GODZILLA AUNTY
21:00 <faux> lolllllll
21:00 <ThirteenthOrder> dematerialised: How is that even possible? I was here during those best days... when we were populated with trolls, slooders, flooders, and more...
21:00 <ThirteenthOrder> God those days.
21:00 <dematerialised> i wish you'd go back there
21:00 <dematerialised> tbh
21:00 <TheRiddler> probably wont work really
21:00 <faux> if u say slooder again im gonna banish u
21:00 <ThirteenthOrder> We can go... together...
21:00 <dematerialised> no, just you
21:00 <dematerialised> bye
21:00 <ThirteenthOrder> :'(
21:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon is a slooder
21:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I fucking hate you too dematerialised.
21:00 <Clarkson> got heaps of shit about them
21:00 <faux> idk
21:00 <dematerialised> good
21:00 <faux> some dumb word
22:00 <TheRiddler> it's not a word
22:00 <amelia> SLooDeR
22:00 <ThirteenthOrder> faux: From an era long forgotten...
22:00 <Serenity> haha slooder
22:00 <Serenity> is that website still up
22:00 <TheRiddler> Sloober
22:00 <ThirteenthOrder> It -was-
22:00 <amelia> hi GA
22:00 <faux> lmaooo
22:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I think it re-directs elsewhere these days
22:00 <amsy> a bunch of social retards that got together for weird ass parties
22:00 <Serenity> hey tsw
22:00 <amelia> ahahahaahahah
22:00 <ThirteenthOrder> amsy: Like you?
22:00 <amsy> i never went
22:00 <Serenity> damn
22:00 <amsy> lol
22:00 <Serenity> netz was a weird guy
22:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Oh wait, social Retards
22:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <Serenity> but it was a proud moment of mine to get on that slooder page
23:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7hL0LrmBj8
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed (HD) Views: 4,713,959 Uploader: IceCubeOSheaJackson Uploaded: Feb 2, 2012 Duration: 3m47s Rating: 4.93
24:00 <faux> golly i always wonder why i  cant see then i check my glasses and realise yhey have more fingerprints on em than Serenitys vagina
24:00 <British^Meat> was netz the foot guy?
24:00 <amsy> some people were decent but it was mostly weird
24:00 <amsy> netz is the postcode guy
24:00 <British^Meat> yer
24:00 <British^Meat> postcode foot size guy
24:00 <amelia> let me dust dat pussy for prints
24:00 <British^Meat> weird
24:00 <faux> loooll
24:00 <dematerialised> haha
24:00 <Lumeah> hi
24:00 <faux> no
24:00 <dematerialised> hi Lumeah babes
25:00 <doctor> I remember fondly those days that i made up in my head
25:00 <TheRiddler> "my girlfriend was in the park doing one of those race for life things. when I said race for life she was fleeing a rapist"
25:00 <faux> stop
25:00 <faux> typing
25:00 <Serenity> get fucked faux
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <faux> u
25:00 <amelia> you shoulda jus stopped at oranges ash
25:00 <Serenity> I WILL
25:00 <Serenity> no i wont
25:00 <faux> lucky bitch
25:00 <Serenity> me vag is crying
25:00 <faux> oh
26:00 <ThirteenthOrder> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY
26:00 <amelia> next you will be putting clementines in
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Riskay - Smell Yo Dick Views: 7,024,464 Uploader: RiskayVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 3m38s Rating: 4.27
26:00 <faux> is it leak week
26:00 <amsy> yum clementines
26:00 <TheRiddler> how about grapes
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <faux> gtfo
27:00 <dematerialised> grapes in yo dick
27:00 <faux> stop putting fruit in ur pasta pls
27:00 <Skirmish> I want a big mac with no lettuce and extra special sauce. 
27:00 <faux> oh yeah
27:00 <faux> vids
27:00 <amsy> no clementines for me this year, ill be slumming it with mandarins
27:00 <ThirteenthOrder> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJvyz918Cro
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Blowfly-Stick It Down Your Throat Bitch Views: 12,722 Uploader: a7xbigfan9 Uploaded: Mar 27, 2011 Duration: 1m45s Rating: 4.95
27:00 <faux> mm ss
27:00 <amelia> you will never get an italian girl
27:00 <dematerialised> i feel that we once had a heated discussion about clementines
27:00 <dematerialised> im not sure why
27:00 <faux> -italian
27:00 <faux> lol jks
27:00 <amsy> we did
27:00 <amelia> AHAAHAA
28:00 <amelia> yah we did
28:00 <amelia> amsy got cut
28:00 <amsy> you were very protective of your mandarins
28:00 <faux> lma
28:00 <faux> o
28:00 <dematerialised> haha
28:00 <dematerialised> i believe it
28:00 <amelia> she lost her shit
28:00 <amsy> i wasnt cut
28:00 <amsy> dem was
28:00 <amelia> told everyone to fuck off
28:00 <amelia> etc
28:00 <faux> rage quit
28:00 <Serenity> i want a cheeseburger with nuggets dipped n big mac sauce inside
28:00 <amsy> amelia im going to cut off your fingers in a minute
28:00 <dematerialised> i want a wife
28:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I might go buy McDonalds
28:00 <faux> i want a smoove nigger dick
28:00 <ThirteenthOrder> There's one up the road
28:00 <amelia> I'LL EAT FUCKIN CLEMENTINES IF I FUCKIN WANT TO YOU DUMB CWORDS
28:00 <Skirmish> Go get one then. 
29:00 <faux> just to touch softly
29:00 <Serenity> faux man
29:00 <robot> faux gets upset when u put sweet n sour sauce on nuggets
29:00 <Serenity> you need a fucking root m8
29:00 <amelia> was like woah ok calm down clementine girl
29:00 <faux> hi
29:00 <trouble> hi
29:00 <faux> i most certainly do not
29:00 <faux> bois r shit
29:00 <Student> :)
29:00 <amelia> i like boys
29:00 <faux> except Student 
29:00 <faux> hes a glorious speciman
29:00 <faux> specimen
29:00 <dematerialised> a glorious spaceman
30:00 <faux> lmao
30:00 <Student> lol
30:00 <amelia> ok Matthew
30:00 <TheRiddler> wb kk
30:00 <faux> smd tsw
30:00 <dematerialised> good evening to the kollectible k9
30:00 <amelia> hmph
30:00 <dematerialised> i just made that word up
30:00 <dematerialised> jesus
30:00 <faux> Hug My Pussy Ho
30:00 <robot> dematerialised:  i know i'm excited.
30:00 <TheRiddler> suck my dick taylor swift way
30:00 <TheRiddler> :p
30:00 <amelia> better call Oxford
30:00 <TheRiddler> is that what that means
31:00 <dematerialised> taylor swift is cute but she's way too skinny
31:00 <dematerialised> tbh
31:00 <amelia> i like her body
31:00 <faux> robot likes to hang his shoes on trees to establish dominance in the bird community
31:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS... suddenly Blowfly is dead? The fuck didn't I know about him dying earlier...
31:00 <Clarkson> i find brit humor to be shit humor
31:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: dictionaries are all too busy adding all the stupid pronouns for the millions of genders we now have as a species. 
31:00 <amelia> she bangin
31:00 <amelia> but fuckin annoying
31:00 <robot> that was just a phase faux
31:00 <amelia> gay as aids
31:00 <dematerialised> like
31:00 <Clarkson> ok time to turn all this crap off and gooooooooo
31:00 <dematerialised> she has a super cute face
31:00 <dematerialised> but shes a noodle
32:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Someone should totes buy my VHS Tapes... ^_^
32:00 <Student> :)
32:00 <robot> fuckin noodles.
32:00 <Clarkson> everybody was bla bla bla crap crap bla ifone
32:00 <faux> her legs ate gotg
32:00 <faux> gorg
32:00 <TheRiddler> .
32:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Except for my Star Wars ones... nobody gets those.
32:00 <amsy> shes actually chopsticks
32:00 <faux> are
32:00 <faux> fuck 
32:00 <TheRiddler> we're not hipsters
32:00 <dematerialised> correct amsy
32:00 <amelia> bau bau bau bau x 85
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> speak for yo self
33:00 <faux>  LOLLL
33:00 <faux> bau bau bau
33:00 <amelia> aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
33:00 <faux> rofl
33:00 <TheRiddler> "you can tell by a woman by her shoes. for example if they're behind her ears she likes you"
33:00 <dematerialised> lol
34:00 <amelia> tell by a woman
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler sup wif the dadjokes
34:00 <TheRiddler> -by
34:00 <TheRiddler> watching jimmy carr
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
34:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9zEsVkLC30
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jimmy Carr Stand-Up Views: 523,854 Uploader: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Uploaded: Mar 18, 2016 Duration: 5m20s Rating: 4.83
35:00 <amsy> his laugh though
35:00 <TheRiddler> yep
35:00 <TheRiddler> sounds like a owl
36:00 <TheRiddler> or something
36:00 <Skirmish> Of all the energy drinks, mother is the best. 
36:00 <amsy> yuck
36:00 <TheRiddler> gross
36:00 <Skirmish> ThirteenthOrder: Going to get that 21yo into action eh? 
36:00 <Student> :)
36:00 <TheRiddler> v is the best
37:00 <amsy> they all taste like battery acid
37:00 <Skirmish> V is raccoon piss. 
37:00 <dematerialised> Monster Import
37:00 <dematerialised> or get out
38:00 <Skirmish> I don't mind Monster but I will get mother over it. The Berry mothers are the best. Original is still good. 
38:00 <dematerialised> ah i've not had anything except vanilla mother
38:00 <partay> none of those drinks are good for you ... unless you drop a shot of jager into them 
38:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
38:00 <Matthew> eww!!!
38:00 <TheRiddler> monster
38:00 <dematerialised> aha i havent had a jagerbomb in literally years
38:00 <robot> partay knows what he's talking about
38:00 <dematerialised> i used to get so fucked up
39:00 <faux> ur still fucked up
39:00 <Matthew> they are lethal but delicious
39:00 <Serenity> the best energy drink in the world was the limited edition V Kabooms
39:00 <dematerialised> your face is
39:00 <Serenity> ever.
39:00 <faux> ehehe
39:00 <partay> listen to the robot
39:00 <Matthew> the best drink in the world is lemon/lime gatorade
39:00 <dematerialised> is cum
39:00 <dematerialised> speaking of brb
39:00 <partay> lol
39:00 <Serenity> its the best for hangovers Matthew
39:00 <Matthew> concur Beryl
40:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Skirmish: Nah, gonna set up a uni remove for bluray player, watch some movies in bed lol
40:00 <faux> when i was  playing netball a girl collapsef on court from too many Vs
40:00 <Student> that was athelatic
40:00 <partay> faux do you like the V ?
40:00 <TheRiddler> too many vaginas
40:00 <faux> shut your piehole
41:00 <faux> :)
41:00 <Matthew> easier beer to drink: Corona, easiest spirit to drink: gin & tonic, best soft drink: Sprite, best energy drink: lemon/lime Gatorade
42:00 <faux> best ircer: faux
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasss matthew ! best soft drink
42:00 <Matthew> naturally Berylina
42:00 <faux> most fantastic human: faux 
42:00 <TheRiddler> mountain dew
42:00 <amsy> i like 7-up more than sprite
42:00 <partay> most sexually pent up: faux
42:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/25a016252ed12098a54e87951bceb4dd_zps2nnonhps.jpg
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno sweeter?
42:00 <TheRiddler> yeah 7-up is better
42:00 <Matthew> i enjoy 7-UP as well... but I preferred its taste in the 90s compared with now
42:00 <Matthew> they 'changed' it
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> sprite in thr uk has a lemon lime flavour
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> slight
43:00 <robot> best @ silly walks robot
43:00 <amsy> i miss ribena
43:00 <Matthew> jagerbombs can get you so fucked up... especially when you have 4 or 5 in quick succession
44:00 <partay> 4 or 5 ?
44:00 <partay> my granny has 5 
44:00 <Matthew> don't care tbh
44:00 <partay> Matthew harden the fuck up
44:00 <partay> i bet you squat to piss 
44:00 <Matthew> your Nan must be a fat fucking cunt if she can have that much and be totally fine
44:00 <Matthew> FFF - Fucking Fat Francine
45:00 <dematerialised> i love it when you do a poop and it comes out clean and easy with minimal wiping
45:00 <dematerialised> its like you never pooped at all
45:00 <dematerialised> ghost poops
45:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/Bearnie_zpsnn21zova.jpg. <---- The puppies don't care for your conversation.
45:00 <TheRiddler> the seagull
45:00 <TheRiddler> is where you whip it out pop it in the sand then stick it back in
46:00 <robot> mrw when i look @ current topic in #melbourne: http://www.shemovedtotexas.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/its-poop-again.jpg
46:00 <dematerialised> nah it's just me robot
46:00 <dematerialised> i apologise
46:00 <Matthew> robot is seriously one of the most decent human beings in here #justsaying
46:00 <Matthew> genuinely good person
47:00 <Student> i agree with Matthew
47:00 <Skirmish> Stop trying to root Matthew. 
47:00 <Student> is he gay?
47:00 <trouble> is he gay?
47:00 <dematerialised> AHHAAHAH
47:00 <TheRiddler> the batman
47:00 <TheRiddler> kill her parents
47:00 <robot> wow ok, thankyou i suppose
47:00 <TheRiddler> I laughed more at that than I should
47:00 <Matthew> don't want to embarrass you or get the 'gay' "jokes" started... but it's true
47:00 <Matthew> good person
48:00 <dematerialised> yeah Matthew wants the dick for sure
48:00 <Matthew> no I don't
48:00 <dematerialised> robot must of sent a selfie
48:00 <Student> Matthew is one guy's guy :P
48:00 <robot> i didn't
48:00 <Matthew> I couldn't care less if robot was a 72 year old Asian from Ipswich who is turning purple and eats rice every night ... he is just a good person unlike the 75% of spastics in this channel
48:00 <dematerialised> sure sure
48:00 <dematerialised> lovers <3
49:00 <amelia> yes because everyone gives a fuck about Matthews opinion
49:00 <dematerialised> i do
49:00 <dematerialised> he's got lots of them
49:00 <Hanks> Hi Hankin Sharp here
49:00 <dematerialised> hows the weather today Hank?
49:00 <Student> amelia that was insensitive 
49:00 <Matthew> amelia, don't need your dirty pig nose to get involved in this
49:00 <Matthew> but thanks for your input
49:00 <robot> its ok amelia h8s me neway
49:00 <Hanks> Cold
50:00 <Matthew> ignore it, robot
50:00 <Hanks> Have the heater on
50:00 <dematerialised> ooooooh
50:00 <dematerialised> you called her an it
50:00 <amelia> Its open chan I'll get my dirty pig nosed involved in whatever i want
50:00 <robot> /ignore amelia
50:00 <Matthew> I give a compliment to somebody and get typically smacked down ... carefactor: 0
50:00 <dematerialised> controversial!
50:00 <amelia> always bitching and whinging
50:00 <amelia>  blah blah blah
50:00 <Matthew> who is bitching now? I said something really nice to somebody with praise
50:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpS2D0HhID4
50:00 <Matthew> you're the one bitching and whinging by what I said...
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hi KPN - Chatman - Blabla Views: 376,713 Uploader: Sylvia de Boer Uploaded: Feb 16, 2008 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 4.66
50:00 <amelia> shut up
50:00 <amelia> jus shut up
51:00 <dematerialised> blahdee blahdee bla
51:00 <dematerialised> bla
51:00 <dematerialised> bla bla
51:00 <Matthew> take a look in the fucking mirror ... actually don't, I'd hate for you to have to clean up the glass afterwards
51:00 <Clarkson> so such my dick cunt
51:00 <faux>  robot is ok
51:00 <amelia> are you 4 years old
51:00 <dematerialised> Matthew is the yellow guy in this video
51:00 <Student> :)
51:00 <robot> Clarkson gets me
51:00 <Clarkson> cannot do for shit -_-
51:00 <faux> but he steals coins from wishing fountains 
51:00 <amelia> I know u r u said u r but wot am i
51:00 <faux> for icecream!!!!!
51:00 <Serenity> DPN
51:00 <Matthew> robot is a good person, that's all I said
51:00 <Serenity> LOL
51:00 <Hanks> Sperm fountains
51:00 <robot> fk faux i told u that incontinence
51:00 <Matthew> so sue me...
51:00 <Student> wishing fountains are in greece
51:00 <faux> lmaoo
51:00 <Serenity> TSW DPN
52:00 <faux> incontinence
52:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
52:00 <dematerialised> Dr amelia, TSW DPN Bsc (Dip)
52:00 <amelia> us 3 definitely get called the best names
52:00 <robot> i dont get called anything
52:00 <Serenity> we do
52:00 <amelia> moreso Serenity and I
52:00 <Serenity> student is in the lead for my name though
52:00 <dematerialised> ich bin chatman!
52:00 <amelia> 100%
53:00 <faux> lucky u have me to acronym everything 4 u guise
53:00 <Serenity> GoDiLLa auNTY
53:00 <Hanks> Hi Faux
53:00 <amelia> ahahahah phew
53:00 <amelia> GoDiLLa bwahahahahahahha
53:00 <faux> soon itll be 26 letters long
53:00 <faux> smd Hanks 
53:00 <dematerialised> dillpickle aunty
53:00 <Student> aunty Godzilla
53:00 <faux> is it too late now to eat pringlesssss
53:00 <faux> - justenbiebar
53:00 <Student> first respect and then the BIG THING :P
53:00 <Hanks> Does smd mean suck my dick
54:00 <dematerialised> no
54:00 <Serenity> cause your hand is stuck in the tiii=iin
54:00 <partay> faux no.. amelia is huffing corn chips.. so go for it 
54:00 <Serenity> ?
54:00 <dematerialised> it means southern mongolian draft
54:00 <dematerialised> it's a type of beer
54:00 <faux> draft punk
54:00 <faux> gimme.corn chips fatmelia
54:00 <dematerialised> final punk,the last frontier
55:00 <dematerialised> my diet is gonna consist of salsa, corn chips and beer for the next 6 months
55:00 <dematerialised> im gonna shit out a house
55:00 <Hanks> I would suck my own if i could reach
55:00 <amelia> get your fuckin own
55:00 <dematerialised> of shit
55:00 <Clarkson> after you threatened him with a butterknife and he threw you out of your own house, he still returned weeks later to spend christmas day with you because he knew you'd be alone, i said to him "why the hell would you go and hang out with that nutcase again?!" and he said "just because he's mentally ill doesnt mean he should have to spend christmas day alone" and that was probably the last 
55:00 <Serenity> wow
55:00 <Serenity> i need to know what that convo was
55:00 <dematerialised> i know what it is
56:00 <dematerialised> i remember it like it was yesterday
56:00 <faux> im guessing dylan and panda
56:00 <Student> yesterday is far away 
56:00 <dematerialised> faux wins
56:00 <faux> panda seems like a butterknife threatener
56:00 <faux> that was prob mel
56:00 <dematerialised> correct
56:00 <faux> i dont even know the convo im just guessin
56:00 <faux> oh cool do i get a gold star
56:00 <dematerialised> yes
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
57:00 <dematerialised> it sparkles
57:00 <faux> god i think tjat just proves ive been on irc for too long
57:00 <faux> awks
57:00 <Hanks> Hi kat
57:00 <robot> alright, well i better hit the hay.  i need some sleep.
57:00 <Matthew> katatonic_kate01, faux & Serenity join robot in prestigious winners of the 'Good Citizens Award'
57:00 <faux> night botman
57:00 <Matthew> goodnight robot. have a great sleep and keep up your wonderful role as a great citizen.
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
58:00 <dematerialised> nini mister roboto
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn robot
58:00 <Student> faux is getting old 
58:00 <robot> lol, thankyou Matthew
58:00 <robot> you too!
58:00 <robot> ciao
58:00 <Hanks> Hi student
58:00 <faux> u shut ur pie hole student
58:00 <Student> hello Hanks
58:00 <faux> i am prob the youngest in here rn
58:00 <TheRiddler> drinking a sprite
58:00 <faux> lets pretend
58:00 <Student> i don't have pie for the dinner tonight, so sorry :P
58:00 <Matthew> i might be actually
58:00 <Matthew> or close
58:00 <faux> oh yeah
58:00 <Hanks> Why are they all so rude in here
59:00 <faux> damn you
59:00 <Student> lol Hanks
59:00 <faux> how old r u again matthew
59:00 <dematerialised> best meme
59:00 <Matthew> 27
59:00 <faux> oh 
59:00 <dematerialised> Matthew is 28
59:00 <faux> me too
59:00 <dematerialised> wow
59:00 <dematerialised> i was close
59:00 <faux> when do u turn 28
59:00 <Matthew> June
59:00 <faux> omg
59:00 <amsy> haha
59:00 <TheRiddler> floss is younger I think
59:00 <faux> i am july
59:00 <amsy> twibsies
59:00 <dematerialised> floss is a baby
59:00 <amsy> twib
59:00 <dematerialised> a cyute adorable baby
59:00 <Serenity> OHHH AND WE HAVE FAUX A WINNER
59:00 <Serenity> except it was mew and panda
59:00 <faux> what
00:00 <Hanks> They dont like me Student and they show it by ignoring me lol
00:00 <faux> oh
00:00 <faux> lol sez
00:00 <Matthew> simba is only 26 so he wins
00:00 <Skirmish> Did Floss end up marrying the guy with the penis bigger than the world record for large penis'?
00:00 <faux> simba isnt here
00:00 <dematerialised> yes Skirmish
00:00 <Student> Hanks are you fat?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <Hanks> Yes
00:00 <Matthew> robot won good citizen award because he PM'ed me last night asking if I was OK when he sensed something was wrong
00:00 <TheRiddler> yes she married her horse :p
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignore all fat cunts
00:00 <Skirmish> Lol
00:00 <Matthew> I like that. and I like the genuine nature
00:00 <dematerialised> i always knew she was into horse stuff
00:00 <dematerialised> each to their own
01:00 <faux> robot does that 
01:00 <dematerialised> i just wish she'd film it for me
01:00 <faux> he is a good chap
01:00 <Hanks> Is that why they ignore me
01:00 <Matthew> just confirming - a HE, yes?
01:00 <dematerialised> see told you
01:00 <dematerialised> wants the dick
01:00 <faux> so does doodle thats y i luffs him
01:00 <Skirmish> I think Floss got some of the desire to tell fairy tales like her brother. 
01:00 <faux> ye
01:00 <Matthew> (not that it would sway my opinion in any way)
01:00 <dematerialised> nah Floss is a genuine lass
01:00 <faux> hence chap
01:00 <dematerialised> her brother is an absolute cunt
01:00 <Matthew> Doodle is also a fine citizen
01:00 <dematerialised> i know him through work
01:00 <faux> agreed
02:00 <Serenity> we all know waix ok
02:00 <Student> Hanks may be but if you keep getting fat, you might be next co-founder in here :P
02:00 <Serenity> hes a fat retard
02:00 <Student> so no worries
02:00 <Matthew> and amsy, naturally
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle is ok minus trump gifs lol
02:00 <faux> amsy sux 2 menny dix
02:00 <Hanks> Stu
02:00 <amsy> bb 
02:00 <Hanks> Lol student
02:00 <Student> ooppss faux
02:00 <Skirmish> Can't stump the Trump.
02:00 <Matthew> I have sent amelia a PM but am yet to hear a reply
02:00 <Matthew> regarding her horrible outburst from before
02:00 <Student> i thought amsy was one man woman :P
02:00 <faux> u bite ur tongue doodle is more.than ok he is an angel
02:00 <Student> but alas 
02:00 <TheRiddler> but not your dick? :p
02:00 <dematerialised> thats because you are a lower specimen Matthew
02:00 <faux> she is not Student she lies
03:00 <Matthew> than her? lol ... you've got to be kidding
03:00 <Hanks> How many fatties in here tonight
03:00 <amsy> lol
03:00 <dematerialised> god frowned upon you
03:00 <faux> hi bb 
03:00 <amsy> i cbf 4 ur shit
03:00 <Clarkson> haha cloding... fucking keyboard n tired fingers
03:00 <faux> did i tell u ily today
03:00 <faux> LOL
03:00 <Skirmish> It's the internet. We're all fat and all millionaires with awesome jobs. 
03:00 <dematerialised> im just fat and have an awesome job
03:00 <dematerialised> im not a millionaire though
03:00 <Hanks> Lol
03:00 <faux> surely he knows im joking
03:00 <faux> student i am joking
03:00 <British^Meat> and i live with my mum
03:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
03:00 <Student> :(
03:00 <Student> you broke my heart faux :P
03:00 <Student> lol 
03:00 <Hanks> Same
04:00 <faux> oh
04:00 <Doodle> also nice 370 British^Meat
04:00 <amsy> bb come nap
04:00 <Matthew> dematerialised you are really unpeasant towards me at times
04:00 <Doodle> ok
04:00 <TheRiddler> only what's his nick probably wont think so
04:00 <Hanks> Hi doodle
04:00 <Doodle> fuck off dingo
04:00 <TheRiddler> dugbert
04:00 <TheRiddler> *?
04:00 <Serenity> EWWW
04:00 <Hanks> Hi Riddler
04:00 <dematerialised> I agree Matthew, but as the great Tarantino once said, BECAUSE ITS SO MUCH FUN JAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
04:00 <Skirmish> dingo got my baby!
04:00 <Serenity> IS HE DINGO
04:00 <TheRiddler> however he typed it
04:00 <Matthew> sensing some seriously unresolved gayness
05:00 <amelia> You aRe ReaLLY uNPLeaSaNT ToWaRDS Me aT TiMeS
05:00 <British^Meat> thank you Doodle, i bought it myself, ATM its rally/offroad spec, is that even possible?
05:00 <dematerialised> i dont have any unresolved gayness
05:00 <TheRiddler> meat times
05:00 <faux> why student 
05:00 <faux> k
05:00 <dematerialised> my gayness is well documented around these parts
05:00 <faux> can i byo mask
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <faux> r we spoonin
05:00 <Doodle> hahah sure why not
05:00 <TheRiddler> who is?
05:00 <Serenity> im banning every single one of you if you frighten Matthew away
05:00 <dematerialised> infact it's where I get my power from
05:00 <Doodle> yes sarah he is
05:00 <amelia> fuck off godzilla aunty
05:00 <Skirmish> Lol off road rally 6cyl. That's new. 
05:00 <Serenity> yuck i didnt know that
05:00 <amsy> yeah but youll have to be the big little spoon so i dont breathe sick on you
05:00 <Doodle> also katatonic_kate01: https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
05:00 <Hanks> Hi serenity
05:00 <Student> Matthew do you like this site or channel?
05:00 <Matthew> Serenity is such a huge support
06:00 <amsy> little big?
06:00 <TheRiddler> it better be cake
06:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQmgHrSReCM
06:00 <Student> surely she is HUGE ;)
06:00 <TheRiddler> - kk
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kollektivet: Music Video - I wanna be the little spoon Views: 1,216,960 Uploader: KollektivetTV2 Uploaded: Jun 7, 2013 Duration: 3m53s Rating: 4.94
06:00 <Serenity> especially you tsw dpn
06:00 <British^Meat> Also Doodle, Ade Edmonson is in SW episode 8. Thanks for ur time
06:00 <dematerialised> mmmm cake
06:00 <Doodle> whats sw
06:00 <British^Meat> dont even
06:00 <Matthew> what site or channel are you talking about
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> also doodle suck my dick
06:00 <Doodle> loool
06:00 <Student> Matthew channel melbourne
06:00 <Serenity> whats what
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
06:00 <Doodle> WHAT IS SW
06:00 <Serenity> ii dont know
06:00 <Serenity> o.O
06:00 <British^Meat> star wars u feeb
06:00 <Doodle> oh
06:00 <Doodle> damn
07:00 <faux> srudent did u just call me huge
07:00 <Doodle> thats a shame cos i fkn hate star wars
07:00 <Doodle> :(
07:00 <British^Meat> get out
07:00 <Doodle> cant stand it
07:00 <Matthew> I used to come in here a fair bit during Uni days... then had a 3-4 year hiatus... then came back... it's OK sometimes but only when certain people are speaking
07:00 <Student> faux how can i do that ?
07:00 <nevski> Im not a fan but the last one was alright
07:00 <Student> i was talking about the aunty godzilla
07:00 <faux> finally someone who hates star wars
07:00 <Doodle> i'd rather drink sick
07:00 <dematerialised> it was good all the time while you were on hiatus tbh
07:00 <Skirmish> Stop being a racist Matthew. 
07:00 <faux> oh phew
07:00 <faux> but also rude
07:00 <Skirmish> You're not very inclusive for a faggety ann. 
07:00 <faux> she is not huge
07:00 <Matthew> i hate Star Wars as well...
07:00 <Student> ok faux
07:00 <faux> oh good
07:00 <Matthew> so high five for that
07:00 <Doodle> who's not huge
08:00 <Student> ok Matthew
08:00 <Serenity> why does Student keep calling me fat
08:00 <Serenity> im not even talking to him
08:00 <Matthew> seriously cannot stand it and one of my brothers is one of the biggest fucking fans... he bought this $1000 piece of star wars shit off ebay...
08:00 <Student> ohhhh 
08:00 <Matthew> i hate it
08:00 <Student> trouble 
08:00 <Doodle> lolol
08:00 <Hanks> Eww are you fat
08:00 <faux> lollll
08:00 <amelia> all females must be called fat on here
08:00 <amelia> tis the rules
08:00 <dematerialised> indeed
08:00 <Hanks> Lol
08:00 <Skirmish> Student is a silly Paki just like Beehhh that should be ignored.
08:00 <faux> tits the rules
08:00 <Doodle> shut ur fat
08:00 <British^Meat> how fat is fat?
08:00 <Matthew> like some r2 d2 toy from the 70s
08:00 <Serenity> I am massive lol
08:00 <faux> u r not
08:00 <Serenity> but i dont get why he keeps saying it
08:00 <Doodle> OMG
08:00 <Hanks> Yuk
08:00 <Doodle> AMELIA
08:00 <Student> lol Skirmish, Skirmish with his standard Aussie Insult comment
08:00 <Doodle> I'M GETTING SLATS 4 ME BAY WINDOW
09:00 <amelia> wot did i do
09:00 <amelia> OMGOSH
09:00 <Doodle> we can be slattwins
09:00 <Student> you can do a lot better than this Skirmish, may be one day, may be in 2035 :P
09:00 <amsy> SAI
09:00 <Skirmish> That's not a standard aussie insult. I didn't use the word cunt. 
09:00 <amelia> NO WAE, FOR YOUR BAE WINDOE :D :D
09:00 <Doodle> yeee
09:00 <Serenity> dude you're dirty dingo. I could be the size of jupiter and i wouldnt be a 10th as repugnant as you are so calm the fuck down OK
09:00 <Matthew> Skirmish, I actually am very inclusive .. I just have a low tolerance for homophobic redneck shit stirring arsehats 
09:00 <Doodle> death to vertical blinds
09:00 <Student> lol
09:00 <Hanks> Lmao
09:00 <Student> Raging Godzilla
09:00 <amelia> prob most exciting news i heard in at least last 45secs
09:00 <Student> very Dangerous
09:00 <Skirmish> I'm not scared of you so I cannot be homophobic. 
09:00 <Doodle> :D
09:00 <dematerialised> angry aunty
09:00 <Doodle> i know right
10:00 <Student> aunty is really hot right now :P
10:00 <Hanks> I think i am in trouble
10:00 <dematerialised> i like how Matthew thinks anyone that doesnt tongue his asshole is homophobic
10:00 <amelia> RAGING GODZILLA
10:00 <TheRiddler> watching carl barron
10:00 <Matthew> it's nothing to do with the thought of being scared of a gay male or female
10:00 <amelia> AAHAAHAHHAHAA
10:00 <Serenity> yes god forbid anyone who owns a fanny abuse someone they must be ragin'
10:00 <Student> the fat is not helping aunty to cool down 
10:00 <nevski> Had tickets to carl barron in melbourne but had to sell them
10:00 <faux> who the fuck is dirty dinho
10:00 <British^Meat> fanny :)
10:00 <nevski> got hilltop hoods the same night :/
10:00 <Serenity> hes an old irc and he has a head like a pizza
10:00 <Student> normally fat people are cool 
10:00 <Serenity> ircer*
10:00 <amelia> is Student dirty dingo?
10:00 <faux> whats his name
10:00 <Matthew> it's being scared of the 'idea' ... and the scared factor generally comes from unresolved issue within the person where they'd love to suck some dick but they can't because they need to keep their image
10:00 <Skirmish> Student: Who do you think would win a fight between you guys and the Indians? 
10:00 <TheRiddler> that's amore
11:00 <amelia> Dave or something?
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Serenity> hanks is dd
11:00 <dematerialised> i got you TheRiddler
11:00 <dematerialised> good work
11:00 <faux> if his name is dave then its not hanks lol
11:00 <Serenity> no idea
11:00 <Serenity> i didnt want to know him back then i dont want to know him now
11:00 <amelia> i thought dirty dingo was david or something
11:00 <amelia> and also croatian
11:00 <faux> he jokingly said he was dirtydingo onxe totroll and everyone just latched on
11:00 <faux> hanks is brendan
11:00 <Serenity> well tell doodle off he said it
11:00 <Serenity> not me
11:00 <faux> the gay dude 
11:00 <faux> well bi
12:00 <faux> he used to skype us
12:00 <Skirmish> I am not phobic of the idea of homosexuality either Matthew. Goodluck with your career in psychology though. 
12:00 <TheRiddler> when panda hits your eye like a big dirty dingo pie that's amore
12:00 <faux> im not telling anyone off
12:00 <amelia> AHAAHAH
12:00 <faux> just sayen!
12:00 <Matthew> well you can stop the fake bravado then
12:00 <dematerialised> but Skirmish, you don't adore his presence
12:00 <dematerialised> clearly you are the homosexphobe
12:00 <faux> homosaxophone
12:00 <amelia> woah can godzilla aunty & midget leb pls calm down
13:00 <faux> LOL
13:00 <faux> smd
13:00 <Matthew> you might be a bible to some in here... but certainly not me
13:00 <nevski> thats pretty much the internet now, people calling other people racist, homophobe etc
13:00 <dematerialised> homogenous saxophone
13:00 <TheRiddler> hot
13:00 <nevski> at least on my social media timelines it is
13:00 <dematerialised> dont get me started on social media nevski
13:00 <Doodle> i was just wishing i had chocolate
13:00 <dematerialised> i will rage for hours
13:00 <Doodle> then i found some
13:00 <Matthew> watch this and just embrace your inner homo:
13:00 <TheRiddler> dooo-eet amelia
13:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CkKuA86Mis
13:00 <TheRiddler> shd
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <faux> tryin to send a pic 2 doodle but me internet is being Fay 
13:00 <faux> and gay
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Celine Dion - Because You Loved Me lyrics Views: 60,251,191 Uploader: setipeti Uploaded: Jan 27, 2007 Duration: 4m31s Rating: 4.81
13:00 <Student> nice couple these two , compliment each other very well ;)
13:00 <nevski> dematerialised fair call, closing fb was the best thing i ever did
13:00 <Doodle> WHAT
13:00 <Doodle> POX
13:00 <faux> its coming shut up
13:00 <Doodle> eeeheh
13:00 <Student> lol
13:00 <TheRiddler> sure it's not doodle that is :p
13:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <Doodle> haha
14:00 <faux> what
14:00 <faux> oh
14:00 <dematerialised> balls up on the window
14:00 <Student> that is too much for an angel :P
14:00 <faux> nah he'll vom
14:00 <Doodle> i was laughing at TheRiddler's joke
14:00 <faux> after dis pic
14:00 <Doodle> rare i know
14:00 <faux> ash is funny when hes not putting things in his cockhole
14:00 <Doodle> D:
14:00 <faux> also rare
14:00 <dematerialised> to be fair he
14:00 <Doodle> LOL
14:00 <dematerialised> is funny when he is doing that too
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <nevski> sounds painful
15:00 <faux> my fave part was the dick doily
15:00 <TheRiddler> it was only 1 thing
15:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler is not afraid of pain
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <dematerialised> or venturing into the unknown
15:00 <dematerialised> i am proud of him
15:00 <TheRiddler> dick doily
15:00 <dematerialised> and admire him
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Amerie - 1 Thing.mp3 (9.33MB 128kbps Stereo 10:11)
15:00 <faux> like he expected it to ezplode
15:00 <TheRiddler> it was a tissue
15:00 <faux> x
15:00 <faux> plode
15:00 <nevski> i cant actually imagine that being enjoyable
15:00 <nevski> but to each their own
15:00 <Doodle> i'd rather have the flu
15:00 <dematerialised> i once tried to stick a q-tip in my dick hole
15:00 <Clarkson> i called up the fuckin
15:00 <dematerialised> but i chickened out
16:00 <Student> oops
16:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler is braver than me.
16:00 <nevski> yea im just getting over a fucked chest cold
16:00 <Student> you people are so practical 
16:00 <TheRiddler> dont give her ideas
16:00 <nevski> dematerialised: fuck that
16:00 <Serenity> ive had the flu once, it was the worst. Id rather shove things down doodles pisshole
16:00 <Clarkson> what a pussy sif hit a girl.
16:00 <amelia> jeezus
16:00 <Doodle> :/
16:00 <Matthew> ouch!!!
16:00 <amelia> and you all complain about period poops
16:00 <Doodle> what
16:00 <Doodle> no
16:00 <amelia> but q-tips in the dickhole is a-ok
16:00 <nevski> yea really though, im pretty happy im a dude
16:00 <TheRiddler> clarkson pand is not here anymore
16:00 <Serenity> loool
16:00 <Clarkson> like how i enjoy a good penis stroking
16:00 <Doodle> no it isnt
16:00 <nevski> periods and childbirth dont sound fun at all
17:00 <dematerialised> nah, dicks arent the bit that really hurts amelia
17:00 <dematerialised> its the balls
17:00 <dematerialised> the balls will kill us
17:00 <amelia> jeezus
17:00 <dematerialised> straight dead
17:00 <Skirmish> Wait ... Q-tips in the dockhole? Who the fuck does that? 
17:00 <Clarkson> its a nice hell hole
17:00 <Matthew> welcome back to the articulate smelia
17:00 <Matthew> oops... amelia *
17:00 <Hanks> I realy wish i could reach
17:00 <Doodle> smelia armpit
17:00 <Student> you meant she is smelly?
17:00 <nevski> id probably rather just have my dick cut off than have to put something in it myself
17:00 <amelia> are you implying i stink
17:00 <nevski> even if it was for medical reasons
17:00 <Matthew> that was SERIOUSLY a complete accident ... I was trying to be nice
17:00 <Doodle> i wasnt
17:00 <Serenity> id put your balls under a hydraulic press
17:00 <Doodle> :D
17:00 <amelia> ahaahhahaahaa
18:00 <Serenity> and feed you the goop scooped up on doritos
18:00 <dematerialised> :(
18:00 <Doodle> SARAH
18:00 <Matthew> you will see 'A' and 'S' are very close on the keyboard
18:00 <Doodle> ffs
18:00 <Serenity> what
18:00 <Doodle> ok going bbl
18:00 <Serenity> he wouldnt feel it
18:00 <Serenity> not for long anyway
18:00 <Skirmish> So much hate
18:00 <dematerialised> that's seriously brutal
18:00 <Serenity> about as much hate as when i tell amelia im about to kick her throat off
18:00 <dematerialised> la chiffeur didnt even think of that
19:00 <Doodle> le chifre
19:00 <amelia> you wouldn't have a chance
19:00 <amelia> all talk godzilla
19:00 <dematerialised> sorry Doodle
19:00 <Student> she have a throat? i mean can one see that? :P
19:00 <dematerialised> i knew the name but not the spelling
19:00 <dematerialised> ty
19:00 <Doodle> thats ok just helping
19:00 <amelia> I'll snap your neck
19:00 <faux> k doodle
19:00 <Matthew> brutality
19:00 <Serenity> Im 3x the size of you buddy id just sit on your head until you suffocate
19:00 <unclenevs> haha
19:00 <Skirmish> Are you witty and funny in your culture Student? I hope so cause in ours you're a fucking retard. 
19:00 <Doodle> yes ma'am
19:00 <Hanks> Ewwwwww
19:00 <amelia> Student who the fuck are you
20:00 <Matthew> I am on TEAM SERENITY
20:00 <Student> the harder part would be how would you sit on her's
20:00 <Matthew> and will always support her
20:00 <amelia> fuckin foreigner
20:00 <dematerialised> im telling you, beehhh is actually Student on meth
20:00 <Serenity> you can be my cheerleader Maurice
20:00 <Student> Skirmish lol, another standard asian insult
20:00 <dematerialised> i've never seen them chat at the same time
20:00 <Serenity> er matt
20:00 <Serenity> ]dfrjkgbfdgp[]fdg
20:00 <Serenity> Matthew
20:00 <Skirmish> Asian insult?
20:00 <Matthew> I need to get my red and black pom poms out
20:00 <Student> Skirmish are you running out of ideas?
20:00 <dematerialised> you slant eyed fuck Skirmish
20:00 <dematerialised> make me some nooodles
20:00 <Skirmish> I RIKEY THAT A ROT!
20:00 <Student> pompoms? :P
21:00 <faux> check ur phoen
21:00 <Student> what is that?
21:00 <dematerialised> u want da noodle?
21:00 <unclenevs> man i havent been on irc in a few years but its good to know the racist shit hasnt gone anywhere ha
21:00 <faux> NEWDEL
21:00 <dematerialised> hey laaaaaydeyyyy
21:00 <Student> Skirmish live on noodles, stop thinking about roti and stuff, it is for the MEN :P
21:00 <faux> if one more person says they havent been on irc in a few years im going ti shit in someones mailbox
21:00 <Doodle> HOLY SHITBALLS
22:00 <Student> unclenevs nothing person 
22:00 <amelia> dats it GA, no oxygen for you
22:00 <Serenity> You're off your fucking head mate
22:00 <amelia> slart
22:00 <Skirmish> You know what student ... I would be happy if you could just make sense. 
22:00 <Doodle> wrap them round me head pls faux
22:00 <Student> do it faux :P
22:00 <unclenevs> faux: :/
22:00 <Matthew> there is no racism here tbh
22:00 <dematerialised> what Matthew said
22:00 <Matthew> but some other things
22:00 <faux> lmao
22:00 <dematerialised> only homosex
22:00 <faux> stop it
22:00 <dematerialised> and far leftist views
22:00 <Serenity> Doodle and faux take ur eflirting to pm so the rest of us dont drown
22:00 <Serenity> ty
22:00 <faux> NO
22:00 <Student> Skirmish make sense please :P
22:00 <Doodle> lmao
22:00 <Skirmish> You're such a homophobe dematerialised. 
22:00 <amelia> If Student does another fuckin dopey ass tongue smiley face I'm gonna blow the tossa up
22:00 <doctor> *insert insensitive, ignorant comment here*
22:00 <Student> ;)
22:00 <dematerialised> shut up Skirmish you queen
22:00 <Student> ;P
23:00 <Matthew> i went and saw 'London has fallen' today ... one of the worst movies i've ever seen
23:00 <Student> ;-/
23:00 <Student> ;-\
23:00 <unclenevs> I guess people just get nostalgic
23:00 <Hanks> The Faux Doodle lol
23:00 <faux> fauxdle
23:00 <TheRiddler> shipped
23:00 <faux> faek penus
23:00 <dematerialised> the daux
23:00 <dematerialised> or dorks for short
23:00 <amelia> u r a nostalgic
23:00 <unclenevs> i was raised as one
23:00 <Matthew> i used to love the NOSTALGIA section at Movieland
23:00 <TheRiddler> dooux
24:00 <Serenity> rofllllllllll
24:00 <Skirmish> Are you in Australia Student? 
24:00 <faux> LOL
24:00 <faux> dooux
24:00 <Serenity> blow da tossa up
24:00 <faux> worst one ever
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <Student> Skirmish why do you care?
24:00 <TheRiddler> foodle
24:00 <dematerialised> haha
24:00 <amelia> I will throw a midget leb at you Student
24:00 <Student> Skirmish i am not gay , if that is you are heading towards
24:00 <Student> amelia no thanks :P
24:00 <dematerialised> Student you kiss men, don't lie.
24:00 <Serenity> i will eat him beacuse im GA
24:00 <Skirmish> Cause if you're not I would like you to private message me your name so I can add you to the come to Australia cause you're tops list. 
24:00 <dematerialised> and don't be afraid
24:00 <Student> normally lebs are midget :P
24:00 <amelia> bfjdjkskeotiejwjksskkakxkgngnjejahabdhdbeielsknff
24:00 <Student> dematerialised oh 
24:00 <Student> dematerialised must be a rumour
25:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
25:00 <amelia> knife you in the dickhole
25:00 <nerdygirl> yo
25:00 <dematerialised> i have it from a reliable source
25:00 <Student> amelia you wish 
25:00 <amelia> slice it right open
25:00 <Student> dematerialised double check that ;)
25:00 <dematerialised> i am reliably informed
25:00 <unclenevs> where is everyone from in melb? *faux shits in someones mailbox*
25:00 <Clarkson> shut up you fucking weak hero
25:00 <Student> amelia i don't feel the pain :P
25:00 <dematerialised> i am from footscray
25:00 <Skirmish> I bet in his own mind Student thinks he is witty and funny. 
25:00 <dematerialised> or traralgon
25:00 <amelia> shut up e honda
25:00 <dematerialised> *thakns amsy)
25:00 <Matthew> Essendon
25:00 <British^Meat> www.letsallmakeuplists.com
25:00 <unclenevs> my condolences
25:00 <Student> lol Skirmish
26:00 <Student> i really respect the time and care you gave me over the years Skirmish
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <unclenevs> im in coburg
26:00 <Skirmish> Years? 
26:00 <TheRiddler> m bison
26:00 <Student> really thankful for all the effort you put in here for me 
26:00 <amelia> odd
26:00 <Skirmish> I don't remember you beyond last night mate. 
26:00 <Student> you are the best Skirmish , don't ever stop doing that
26:00 <dematerialised> you are the shit under my boots
26:00 <faux> excuse me
26:00 <Matthew> oh you are like 10 minutes from me
26:00 <TheRiddler> damn
26:00 <faux> we are not all midgets 
26:00 <TheRiddler> she's gone
26:00 <dematerialised> goodnight my sweet princess
26:00 <Student> Skirmish that is your problem, don't drink much 
26:00 <Student> not all, most of lebos
27:00 <Student> but not a lot of real lebs left 
27:00 <Student> they are mixed race now, living here and there
27:00 <dematerialised> mmmm lebanese bread
27:00 <unclenevs> i dont think i know any lebanese people that are taller than me
27:00 <unclenevs> food is amazing
27:00 <unclenevs> leb*
27:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
27:00 <Student> thanks couleurs :P
27:00 <amsy> u
27:00 <unclenevs> best thing about living out north is the food
27:00 <Student> i am glad you liked it couleurs
27:00 <Hanks> Hi couleurs
27:00 <dematerialised> i have a legit kebab place down the road, they make huuuuge leb bread roll things
27:00 <dematerialised> i could live off one for a month
28:00 <unclenevs> right on
28:00 <couleurs> Greatings Every Budy
28:00 <Skirmish> Ok so when I get home later I am going to log on and put :P after every line I type so I can get a full appreciation of what it feels like to be Student. 
28:00 <dematerialised> i could take 5 of them and wear them like a coat
28:00 <Matthew> you should try La Spezia on Mt. Alexander Road.. had dinner there over weekend = divine
28:00 <Student> Skirmish you are the best 
28:00 <unclenevs> Kebab Station on Sydney Rd is my regular spot
29:00 <unclenevs> for like 20 years
29:00 <Student> regular spot :)
29:00 <unclenevs> near syd and bell
29:00 <Skirmish> Absolutely Student :P 
29:00 <Matthew> i had the worst kebab in the history of the human race the other week in Brunswick fyi
29:00 <Student> Skirmish ;)
29:00 <faux> can someone massage me foot
29:00 <faux> tenks
29:00 <dematerialised> do you have oil?
29:00 <Matthew> just avoid all the food vans near princes park
29:00 <unclenevs> yea theres a lot of shit sports on bruns st
30:00 <Student> massage only on massage day faux
30:00 <faux> y
30:00 <faux> whens yhay
30:00 <unclenevs> and most kebab vans out here suck
30:00 <Skirmish> Who eats food from a van? 
30:00 <faux> that
30:00 <unclenevs> hacis is great
30:00 <dematerialised> i dont mssage without oils
30:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/98i2dNt.gifv 
30:00 <Matthew> yes, I've heard Hacis is superb
30:00 <faux> i dont want oily toes
30:00 <couleurs> me n my biches
30:00 <dematerialised> nah it would only be for your footsies
30:00 <dematerialised> toes dont get oily
30:00 <unclenevs> Matthew: my missus got food poisoning from a kebab spot on brunswick, that whole area is death
30:00 <dematerialised> like for your soles
30:00 <unclenevs> yea hacis is good, and you get to watch the fights on bell st maccas while you eat your kebab
30:00 <unclenevs> its like a drunk ufc with good food
31:00 <dematerialised> only need a little bit, like two or three drops
31:00 <Matthew> the bell street mcdonalds carpark is a disgrace
31:00 <Matthew> there should be a bigger police presence there
31:00 <unclenevs> or at all
31:00 <Skirmish> Write them an email. 
31:00 <unclenevs> they have really tiny indian security guys there
31:00 <unclenevs> i dont know what they actually do
32:00 <dematerialised> they cant/wont do shit
32:00 <dematerialised> their job is to call police
32:00 <dematerialised> and to act as a "deterrent"
32:00 <Matthew> my workplace had some vandalism at the start of the year from a bunch of 16 year olds hiding their bongs and other drug paraphernalia under our buildings ... so what did they do?
32:00 <unclenevs> yea
32:00 <Skirmish> I don't know what Vic security laws are but in NSW it's based around an 'Observe and Report' ideal.
32:00 <unclenevs> all i know is theyd wanna be asking for good money
32:00 <dematerialised> although they do have call priority with the police
32:00 <Matthew> they hired 3 of the shortest, tiniest Indian/Pakistani 'guards'
32:00 <dematerialised> instant blues and twos
33:00 <TheRiddler> fighting over big macs
33:00 <Skirmish> I believe Security is ineffective unless it can get physically involved. 
33:00 <Matthew> no deterent at all
33:00 <unclenevs> yea, like the security at the exford ha
33:00 <Skirmish> One of the reasons I got out of the Industry. 
33:00 <unclenevs> well back in the day anyways
33:00 <Matthew> but 25-30 year olds, there was NO need for this type of security
34:00 <Student> one of the reasons of your failure? 
34:00 <Matthew> yes... crimes occurred... BUT...
34:00 <dematerialised> sex crimes
34:00 <Skirmish> In some situations Security actually encourage people to play up. 
34:00 <TheRiddler> they dont physically deject ppl from the premises?
34:00 <dematerialised> bouncers do
34:00 <dematerialised> not security
34:00 <Skirmish> Especially if they know the Security is too scared to get involved. 
34:00 <unclenevs> i always thought about doing security but i dont think i could be that kind of passive 
34:00 <dematerialised> thats the difference between them
34:00 <Matthew> I have a feeling that previous governments were too 'open' to many types of people entering this country
34:00 <dematerialised> :O
34:00 <Matthew> as a result... we see massive issues now with security
34:00 <dematerialised> YOU XENOPHOBE
34:00 <dematerialised> get out
34:00 <Skirmish> Security and Bouncers are different in Vic? 
34:00 <TheRiddler> they do in WA don they?
35:00 <unclenevs> i dont think so
35:00 <dematerialised> bouncers are generally contracted individually
35:00 <Matthew> these people have bred ... and they have not raised their children in the Australian way
35:00 <dematerialised> as opposed to people like wilsons
35:00 <Matthew> they have their old customs and values
35:00 <TheRiddler> my bro inlaw works security and does
35:00 <Skirmish> Watch out Matthew you will be called a racist and xenophobe for not supporting an open border policy. 
35:00 <dematerialised> free the boats!
36:00 <dematerialised> i for one am happy we dont have open borders
36:00 <dematerialised> i dont like the idea of being bombed
36:00 <Matthew> I don't really care what others call me for my views ... I've heard much worse and I am being very diplomatic about my views
36:00 <TheRiddler> they had to tackle a guy at the albany show a couple of years ago
36:00 <unclenevs> i think we could take in a few more legally though
36:00 <Skirmish> Racist! Xenophobe! Far right wing literally Hitler! 
36:00 <dematerialised> LITERALLY HITLER
36:00 <Skirmish> I love that one. THEY ARE LITERALLY HITLER! 
36:00 <dematerialised> i think anyone that's come to the country without proper checks and balances can sit in a cage until we know they arent bringing over a death squad
36:00 <Skirmish> No dickhead, Hitler was LITERALLY hitler. 
36:00 <Matthew> well... one only needs to look at the crime figures from 1990 compared with now to see where I am coming from...
37:00 <dematerialised> i dont care if they are 5 or 50
37:00 <TheRiddler> there was a fight and he tackled 1 to the ground and wait for backup
37:00 <unclenevs> would you expect the same for yourself and your family dematerialised if you have to flee?
37:00 <Matthew> and when you break down those crime figures into nationality/cultural groups... it makes for frightening reading
37:00 <dematerialised> absolutely unclenevs
37:00 <Skirmish> Facts, statistics and reports don't make any different to left wingers right now. 
37:00 <dematerialised> Australia is not their home
37:00 <dematerialised> Australia doesnt have war and bombs and suicide squads precisely because of our security and law enforcement
37:00 <Skirmish> Difference*
37:00 <TheRiddler> nanny state
38:00 <Skirmish> We are a nanny state in the wrong areas. 
38:00 <dematerialised> if sitting in jail, fully fed and clothed and sheltered for 3 years is the price to pay
38:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
38:00 <dematerialised> i'd gladly pay it rather than risk being killed
38:00 <unclenevs> i mean, it's not fun though
38:00 <dematerialised> its not meant to be
38:00 <unclenevs> ive spent time visiting detention centres
38:00 <unclenevs> its pretty shit
39:00 <unclenevs> well, yea if risking being killed or spending time in a detention centre of course
39:00 <Matthew> I miss the days of roaming around my home suburb feeling safe and secure... going to the local playground, swings, walking to the train or tram even after dark etc
39:00 <dematerialised> considering these poeple come from countries where they are supposedly going to be murdered/raped/killed just because they stepped outside
39:00 <unclenevs> Matthew kids do that now too
39:00 <dematerialised> you'd think they'd be glad we give them the basic neccesities to feel safe and secure
40:00 <Matthew> yes... but in large groups/gangs and they carry weapons
40:00 <Skirmish> Nah we're all wrong cause Kate works with Refugees we're just being cunts. Europe is fine with the flood of immigrants. 
40:00 <unclenevs> we were doing that as kids too..
40:00 <unclenevs> ha
40:00 <Student> :)
40:00 <Matthew> well certainly not in my suburb!!!!
40:00 <dematerialised> if they dont like the shelter, food, heat and clothing
40:00 <unclenevs> then again i was raised in geelong in the early 80s in the worst suburb
40:00 <dematerialised> they can go back to fuckedupistan and die
40:00 <dematerialised> their choice
41:00 <Skirmish> The easy way to solve all this is to be very clear with the definition of an economic migrant and kick them out. Let the ones with genuine need stay. 
41:00 <dematerialised> correct
41:00 <unclenevs> Thats the problem though isnt it
41:00 <Skirmish> Less stress on our support systems. 
41:00 <unclenevs> that process seems to take forever
42:00 <dematerialised> that's the price to pay for a safe and secure society
42:00 <dematerialised> people don't seem to get that
42:00 <unclenevs> and the genuine ones get stuck in that system
42:00 <unclenevs> it is
42:00 <Matthew> my mind boggles at how some of these people absolutely adore/worship their homelands (Iraq, Syria, Egypt, Algeria etc) and will fly their flags outside their homes to show their allegiances... will talk up how amazing their country is and how beautiful and wonderful it is... yet choose to live in Australia and refuse to assimilate with the population
42:00 <Matthew> if it's so fucking GREAT... just go back
42:00 <Clarkson> I don't think about meeting someone for sex
42:00 <dematerialised> anglo-shock
42:00 <dematerialised> haha
42:00 <Matthew> no they won't .. you know why? they get it TOO easy here... $$$
42:00 <British^Meat> fuck u
42:00 <British^Meat> i love england
43:00 <unclenevs> assimilate with the population?
43:00 <Skirmish> MOTHERLAND! 
43:00 <British^Meat> and i fly an english flag sometimes
43:00 <unclenevs> what does that mean exactly
43:00 <British^Meat> i can do what i want
43:00 <dematerialised> imagine coming from a country that doesnt pay you to have babies
43:00 <dematerialised> then yuo come to australia and have 3 babies
43:00 <British^Meat> asimilate, what a load of bullshit
43:00 <dematerialised> $9000
43:00 <dematerialised> hows that for a lifestyle change
43:00 <Matthew> assimilate means = TRY AND SHOW SOME AUSTRALIAN PRIDE... how about put OUR flag up rather than the fucking Egyptian one
43:00 <British^Meat> so what, i should start wearing flanno
43:00 <British^Meat> drink vb, call everyone a cunt 
43:00 <unclenevs> haha British^Meat
43:00 <British^Meat> u dont get it
43:00 <British^Meat> coz u were born here
43:00 <couleurs> that's 4 or 5 full hd tvs bro!!! whoa who wants 2 have babies with me msg me asap!!!
43:00 <British^Meat> i love australia
44:00 <British^Meat> but i dont feel australian
44:00 <Skirmish> Well it's funny to see that the people that were having a go at me for having similar view the other day are silent when there is a group of people discussing it. 
44:00 <unclenevs> You cant show aussie pride and fly your native countries flag?
44:00 <TheRiddler> move to a redneck town
44:00 <British^Meat> u got no clue
44:00 <Matthew> my entire family were all born in the UK and none of us would EVER go back to live now... and we SUPPORT australia
44:00 <dematerialised> strength in numbers Skirmish
44:00 <dematerialised> pack mentality
44:00 <dematerialised> e.t.c
44:00 <TheRiddler> but not mildura
44:00 <TheRiddler> or shepparton
44:00 <British^Meat> i love living here, but its complete bullshit that your spouting that makes me feel uncomfertable in this country
44:00 <dematerialised> why?
44:00 <dematerialised> you're already here
44:00 <British^Meat> pricks like u that spout that bullshit
44:00 <Matthew> it is NOT bullshit
45:00 <dematerialised> and besides, we won't kick you out, you're white
45:00 <dematerialised> :P
45:00 <Matthew> this is why we have security problems
45:00 <British^Meat> we all got a brain and heart and blood why does it matter where im from or where i live?
45:00 <dematerialised> look at the NZ deportations, no white enzedders being kicked out, only blacks
45:00 <dematerialised> hitler was right
45:00 <unclenevs> typically people with that 'assimilate to our aussie way' type of comment cant really explain what it means
45:00 <Student> ohh British^Meat, that is deep 
45:00 <unclenevs> what does aussie pride even mean
45:00 <unclenevs> going around thanking everyone?
45:00 <dematerialised> no
45:00 <unclenevs> putting a flag outside?
45:00 <dematerialised> aussie pride is pure redneckism
45:00 <unclenevs> dematerialised: 100&
45:00 <Matthew> no it is not
45:00 <British^Meat> no shit, that whole "fit in or fuck off" mentality
45:00 <unclenevs> 100%*
45:00 <unclenevs> yep
46:00 <unclenevs> that fit in or fuck off mentality is just fear
46:00 <Clarkson> i still like:that fuckin cat's back now how did he do that!!
46:00 <unclenevs> and bred racism
46:00 <Matthew> nobody has said "fit in or fuck off" ... I completely disagree with that
46:00 <British^Meat> i noticed it as soon as i live here
46:00 <unclenevs> you pretty much did
46:00 <British^Meat> i love this country, but shit its so far behind on many levels
46:00 <amsy> everywhere has that mentality, not just australia
46:00 <dematerialised> ^
46:00 <Matthew> the issue here is those that  come to live in Australia, and that is completely fine and I understand they have loyalties to their 'home' nation, but this country opens its arms up and supports them (FINANCIALLY, emotionally etc) and they do NOTHING to repay the nation
46:00 <dematerialised> look at eastern europe
46:00 <Student> amsy, that is correct
47:00 <unclenevs> i think everyone deserves to be treated singularly on how they are as a person
47:00 <unclenevs> and how they act
47:00 <dematerialised> absolutely unclenevs
47:00 <unclenevs> theres cunts everywhere..
47:00 <dematerialised> but that doesnt exclude people from being vetted to ensure they arent gonna fuck shit up
47:00 <unclenevs> i agree in vetting
47:00 <unclenevs> vetoing? whatever it is
47:00 <Matthew> they stay at home 24/7 in their little communities and never bother to work... they just fly their old nations flag and take the opportunity to shit on Australia at every opportunity
48:00 <unclenevs> haha Matthew
48:00 <unclenevs> did your parents teach you that?
48:00 <dematerialised> yeah i can't say i've ever seen that here Matthew
48:00 <dematerialised> that might be an eastern thing
48:00 <Matthew> this has nothing to do with my parents
48:00 <unclenevs> i wish i could stay home 24/7 and not work
49:00 <dematerialised> Student, say somethin
49:00 <dematerialised> right now
49:00 <Matthew> well guess what? that is a HUGE option for a lot of people... and not just migrants
49:00 <Student> ha ha unclenevs
49:00 <dematerialised> thankyou
49:00 <Student> ;)
49:00 <Student> basically most of you people are human psychology 
49:00 <unclenevs> Matthew: yes but you said it in a way like its a specific problem to immigrants
49:00 <unclenevs> how many immigrants do you encounter in a week who work
49:00 <unclenevs> probably a shitload
49:00 <dematerialised> i reckon there's about 4 or 5 in my office alone
50:00 <dematerialised> out of about 100
50:00 <beehhh> the current population is 29million in australia
50:00 <Student> or mind set and one can find similar thinking in every part of the world even within communities and cross communities
50:00 <Matthew> MANY (not ALL, but MANY) will come... never learn the language, never try and get a job, never try ANYTHING that differs from their 'home' country...
50:00 <unclenevs> i work for a big entertainment company
50:00 <unclenevs> who hires 1000s
50:00 <unclenevs> ever worked in a call centre? white people are the minority
50:00 <beehhh> http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/australia-population/
50:00 <Student> if you divide people in two classes, one class does't want to work and other want to work 
50:00 <unclenevs> yep
51:00 <Tiggier> porn?
51:00 <unclenevs> its easy for the ignorant to make things that cut and clear
51:00 <Student> in between them there are number of sub-classes but those are the major classes
51:00 <beehhh> when i arrived to oz in 96 total population were less than a 16million
51:00 <unclenevs> makes it easier to rationalise
51:00 <Tiggier> are you a fluffer
51:00 <beehhh> then i only got deported just of an emigrant i married
51:00 <Student> lol beehhh, you are unique :P
51:00 <beehhh> once in a million
52:00 <unclenevs> Matthew: thats the same as dole bludgers who were born here
52:00 <Student> i will not blink if billion 
52:00 <unclenevs> can of worms
52:00 <beehhh> i used to roam like a dinosaour
52:00 <Student> what about poeple abusing the center link support program?
52:00 <beehhh> im still lost in space thou
52:00 <unclenevs> fuck just a half hour ago when i came in here you all were talking about people putting shit inside their dicks
52:00 <dematerialised> unclenevs: it's not often we get to have intelligent conversation
52:00 <dematerialised> so thankyou
53:00 <dematerialised> :P
53:00 <unclenevs> haha
53:00 <beehhh> Student centrelink is not for emigrants
53:00 <unclenevs> like i said, i was nostalgic and hadnt been on here for years
53:00 <unclenevs> and i said that again so faux would shit inside someones letterbox
53:00 <dematerialised> lol
53:00 <Matthew> look its just my opinion ... some will see it correctly, others will not... i am happy to debate in a friendly manner
53:00 <Student> beehhh that exactly is my point, the locals are abusing it not imigrants
53:00 <faux>  lolll
53:00 <dematerialised> friendly debate is the best debate
53:00 <Student> so you find such attitude every where
53:00 <dematerialised> even if nobody agrees
54:00 <unclenevs> no doubt
54:00 <Student> :)
54:00 <faux> ffa
54:00 <faux> my nail flipped back and broke right down to the skin
54:00 <Matthew> i just hope the country continues to improve, the government looks after its citizens, and that people who arrive in AUS are more willing to extend themselves to the nation
54:00 <Student> your artificial nail?
54:00 <beehhh> how can it be abusing while local are living off not much on their table and all the highly paid jobs are done by emigrants
54:00 <unclenevs> none of those things are likely to happen Matthew
54:00 <faux> extend this to the nation 8====D
54:00 <beehhh> *plate
54:00 <faux> no Student real nail
54:00 <faux> i dont wear falsies
54:00 <Student> beehhh well they should work hard
54:00 <unclenevs> i dont need any of those things to happen tbh doesnt stop me from doing what i want to do
55:00 <Student> your real nail broke right down to the skin? what are you talking about?
55:00 <beehhh> if they work hard there will be no need for emigrants into that country mate
55:00 <faux> yes.
55:00 <Student> that is one torture cell torture technique
55:00 <Matthew> maybe stop all this foreign aid fiasco ... and give it back to the REAL people
55:00 <Matthew> of THIS country
55:00 <Student> and you are ok with that ?
55:00 <Student> beehhh exactly 
55:00 <faux> no it fucking hurts is what im sayibg
55:00 <unclenevs> yea fuck the starving foreingers!
55:00 <unclenevs> (sp)
55:00 <faux> it was an accident obviously. i was putting my bedsheet on and it got caught
56:00 <beehhh> infact all of my siblings are aussie citizens i booted out cause got cheated by my emigrant wife who slept with rhahid shafredi
56:00 <Matthew> let's worry about the STARVING people of this country FIRST... and believe me: there are LOTS of them
56:00 <unclenevs> i find chewing your nails to the bone helps
56:00 <Matthew> families who have to live in bloody cars because they can't afford housing
56:00 <Student> it is surprising that you can type when your nail is broke 
56:00 <Student> interesting 
56:00 <Matthew> little children going without at Christmas time
56:00 <unclenevs> Matthew: you know the amazing thing about being human is that you can do more than 1 thing at a time?
56:00 <beehhh> even i have respect for rocco
56:00 <unclenevs> i can pick my nose and scratch my arse at the same time
56:00 <unclenevs> its pretty impressive
57:00 <beehhh> im going uk this spetember 
57:00 <Matthew> let's get people in this country on track first... then when that is done, we can worry about the poor in Equatorial Guinea or the greedy Indonesians
57:00 <dematerialised> that bit I do agree with Matthew
57:00 <dematerialised> i'd much rather see no homeless people first
57:00 <unclenevs> Matthew: what are you doing then to help the people within this country?
57:00 <Matthew> plenty actually, unclenevs !!!
57:00 <unclenevs> awesome
57:00 <Matthew> if you'd like to hear about my occupation, feel free to PM
57:00 <Student> and how to improve on that homeless situation? any suggestions?
57:00 <beehhh> i tried to explaing to the court but there were no support ever
57:00 <dematerialised> funding
57:00 <Matthew> i wont be discussing it with some of these pissants though
58:00 <dematerialised> government spends fuck all on emergency housing
58:00 <Student> where will the funding comes from?
58:00 <unclenevs> im keen, i have wanted to do some foodtruck work or whatever for the longest time
58:00 <dematerialised> department of housing has wait lists of years
58:00 <dematerialised> it doesnt get any attention because its not sexy
58:00 <beehhh> time will heal my wounds you reckon
58:00 <unclenevs> yea big time wait lists
58:00 <dematerialised> if you got bleeding heart social justice warriors to make as much noise about homeless people as you did immigrants
58:00 <dematerialised> no more homeless problem
59:00 <beehhh> one thing no one could steal from me is i got there before many and i lived it all
59:00 <dematerialised> imagine the government spending a few million on building big apartment towers, like 30 stories, just for homeless people
59:00 <dematerialised> instantly solved
59:00 <unclenevs> im sure its a dumb thought but i still dont get why we have all these vacated old buildings around the city and people still sleeping on the streets
59:00 <dematerialised> there's a relgious org here called St Barts that did exactly that
59:00 <Matthew> some people are homeless by CHOICE ... whatever with them... BUT... the poor famlies who have to live in cars in suburban carparks
59:00 <Hanks> Some people chose to be homless
59:00 <Matthew> it breaks my heart
59:00 <dematerialised> built apartment buildings just for homeless people
59:00 <dematerialised> its fucking great
59:00 <beehhh> you should honor yourself for the sacrifice you do for others
59:00 <Student> no it is not great dematerialised
59:00 <unclenevs> dematerialised: you ever been the gertrude st at night though? that many unfortunate people in one high rise isnt the best 
59:00 <unclenevs> its a pretty dark environment
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