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47:00 <Bastardly_One> being dead is cool as fuck
02:00 <Serenity> i bet
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, saves a shitload of cash
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd suggest trying it but you look pretty good alive ... I have to give up watching you in the middle of the night though 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's becoming a habit
08:00 <Serenity> rofll
08:00 <Serenity> being dead turned you into a pervert
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and I wasn't while alive?
08:00 <Serenity> good point
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it just makes it a lot easier
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no travel costs, etc
08:00 <Maurice> Look out, you'll get the paddle, Serenity
09:00 <Serenity> plz
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you keep coming up as People You Might Know
11:00 <Bastardly_One> since informing me I of my death
11:00 <Serenity> thats because im amazing obv
11:00 <Serenity> oh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> well, when you die you don't realise it straight away it seems
12:00 <Bastardly_One> me being slow on the uptake and all
12:00 <Serenity> well duh dont you remember that creepy kid from 6th sense
12:00 <Serenity> they dont even know theyre dead etc
13:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
26:00 <Skirmish> Serenity I need you to know something that just happened.
26:00 <Skirmish> I ate a quarter pounder.
26:00 <Serenity> fuck you
26:00 <Skirmish> You're welcome.
26:00 <Clarkson> put some block on knob
26:00 <Skirmish> :D
26:00 <Serenity> i hope you get maccas belly
26:00 <Serenity> and shit yourself to death
26:00 <Skirmish> hahahahaha
26:00 <Maurice> Oh man
27:00 <Serenity> fucking hell id kill for a quarter pounder
27:00 <Maurice> I want a quater pounder
27:00 <Maurice> +r
27:00 <Serenity> but im so close to my next milestone
27:00 <Maurice> OR a double cheeseburger with sweet chilli dipping sauce
27:00 <Skirmish> You go girl!
27:00 <Skirmish> I was craving a zinger stacker burger but there are no KFC's open beyond 1030pm.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I have turned into an eating machine since giving up smoking
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean since dying
27:00 <Maurice> I had steak at OBJs today with a kilpatrick topper and it was amazing
27:00 <Serenity> i was so tempted to go into kfc and get a large chips today
28:00 <Serenity> but i didnt
28:00 <Maurice> Don't Serenity
28:00 <Bastardly_One> never put on weight when dead
28:00 <Maurice> The small is only $1
28:00 <Skirmish> Only $1 there too?
28:00 <Maurice> Better value
28:00 <Serenity> yeah $1 for the large
28:00 <Maurice> What
28:00 <Maurice> No
28:00 <Serenity> yes
28:00 <Maurice> Mine is only small/regular for 1 buck
28:00 <Serenity> thers a big sign on the window $1 LARGE CHIPS
28:00 <Maurice> Ripped
28:00 <Skirmish> yeah it's large chips $1 from KFC.
28:00 <Maurice> I'm going to write a stern email
29:00 <Serenity> i love kfc chips so much
29:00 <Maurice> And also, if you mention being dead one more time, Bastardly_One, I'm banning you
29:00 <Skirmish> Do it. Get free chips. They would taste better than the $1 ones.
29:00 <Serenity> extra salt
29:00 <Maurice> Eww no
29:00 <Serenity> and wicked wings
29:00 <Serenity> hnngg
29:00 <Skirmish> That's it. Zinger box for lunch tomorrow. Done deal.
29:00 <Skirmish> Well, today.
29:00 <Maurice> Have you seen that black bun zinger :S
29:00 <Serenity> haha
29:00 <Bastardly_One> they are? I might astral travel there today ... $1 kfc chips ... 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that black bun was for Halloween in the US and Japan
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how far behind we are
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and apparently it makes your shit green
30:00 <Serenity> yuck
30:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I will eat just about anything but no way I am going to eat a bun they put something in to turn in black. No more preservatives and additives that absolutely necessary.
30:00 <Maurice> I took the boys and my mum to OBJs today and it cost me 60 bucks and we all had steak, I consider that a win
31:00 <Serenity> fuck offfff
31:00 <Serenity> my food is so boring atm lol
31:00 <Maurice> 9.95 steak, chips, salad and a drink
31:00 <Serenity> salads... lean grilled meats..
31:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmmm steak.
31:00 <Maurice> Cost extra coz toppers and sauces
31:00 <Bastardly_One> 6mths tht took to come here ... and yeah it's food dye but apparently people were complaining on twitter about green poop after eating one
31:00 <Maurice> But only for this month, so get on it
31:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: We are here to challenge you and make sure your will of iron can stand the temptations ahead.
32:00 <Maurice> Fuck off
32:00 <Serenity> i should win a fucking trophy for my will power
32:00 <Maurice> I'm just here to see her boobs
32:00 <Serenity> srsly
32:00 <Clarkson> LOL at "like to hurt someone" you wouldn't even go help out loof who you thought you were some kind of mentor for. if you really wanted to help him you would of found out where he lives and done something about it.. fucking keyboard warrioring cunt 
33:00 <philosopher{[x]}> my queen...my love...my norell
33:00 <Maurice> Serenity, the 9.95 steak meal would be ok for you if you don't eat the chips
33:00 <Serenity> fuc k off beehhh
33:00 <Serenity> how big is the steak
33:00 <Serenity> do they tell you
33:00 <Maurice> 200grams maybe?
33:00 <philosopher{[x]}> 3months in bangladesh is like 30 years in hell, borneo was heaven truly
33:00 <Serenity> oh thats alright
33:00 <Maurice> I actually ate all of mine and I don't normally with a regular steak
34:00 <Serenity> anymore than 200 is pushing it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I see your mate almost daily beehhhh ... much to my dismay
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that beagle cunt ... he's more annoying in voice than text even
35:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i guess hes bit lonely there
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a drunken fuckwit bum ... he goes to rooms I admin so I can control the spastic thankfully
36:00 <philosopher{[x]}> tilly and him doesnt get much convo together, what about michael cunt, another drunk funk
36:00 <Serenity> oh thats where youve been
36:00 <Bastardly_One> where have I been? 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually have a half life now too 
37:00 <Maurice> Ok Serenity, I checked their menu, my normal steak is 250grms so I'd say the special is about 200 or less
37:00 <Serenity> dont lie
37:00 <Serenity> no one here has lives
37:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you should get off the net and head to hawaii or cairns with the life youve got left
37:00 <Maurice> And for 10 bucks the fat probably outweighs the meat
37:00 <Serenity> thats alright actually Maurice
37:00 <philosopher{[x]}> irc kills faster
37:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12963672_1026963074050707_6504829311290092184_n.jpg?oh=eda8ecea77fe593fc36e1f378e1546c4&oe=57B7E711&__gda__=1467419546_85a12c6640cc0a87cc1d1f15f8d1acaf
37:00 <Maurice> That big
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and help run a local promotion place with is easily found on FB doing heavier and metal type shit
38:00 <philosopher{[x]}> the population is 29 million there 24 plus foreigners
39:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/australia-population/
39:00 <Maurice> What the actual fuck, I have a kind of life and don't ignore my irc side, you're just shit, Bastardly_One
40:00 <Skirmish> People should listen to Halestorm.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> meh, sleep is important too 
41:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i nearly got hit by lightening at newcastle then pulled over stayed in some motel in the midst of the night
41:00 <Serenity> harriet the slutty cat is out the front getting banged
41:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naIT6XfsjAw
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Halestorm - "I Get Off" (OFFICIAL VIDEO) Views: 8,522,757 Uploader: Atlantic Records Uploaded: Oct 2, 2009 Duration: 3m6s Rating: 4.92
41:00 <Serenity> scared the crap out of me i thought it was turbo hurt again
41:00 <Clarkson> simba make out he some mad scene cunt
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I have 3 gigs to go to tonigth, Sat and Sunday arvo and I only want to go to one of them
41:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i got my ielts on saturday
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *tonight
42:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity, Harriet is what I called the cat I half stole
42:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Maurice did you fix your balcony
42:00 <Serenity> bye beehhh
42:00 <Maurice> I wasn't aware I had a balcony
42:00 <philosopher{[x]}> bye
42:00 <Maurice> But thanks for playing
42:00 <philosopher{[x]}> take care
43:00 <philosopher{[x]}> lol ladies i need to study
43:00 <Skirmish> Just perm ban the mong and be done with it.
44:00 <DragonMaster> lol
44:00 <Skirmish> I had a funny night tonight actually. I was challenged that I am not even married at all.
44:00 <Maurice> How dare he call me a lady
44:00 <Maurice> I am outraged
44:00 <Serenity> none of us are married Skirmish come on
45:00 <Skirmish> do-over!
45:00 <Maurice> I don't even own a vagina
45:00 <Skirmish> YAY!
45:00 <Serenity> wanna get married? im not even that fat anymore
45:00 <Maurice> I want to get married again to wear IF heels
45:00 <Skirmish> The singer in Halestorm has crazy eyes. She just looks like a chick that would never let go.
46:00 <Maurice> I wish they existed when I got married, I'd wear my OMG pair
46:00 <Maurice> They'd have fit right in
46:00 <Skirmish> Just get married again and re-take your vows Maurice.
46:00 <Serenity> i was thinking of wearing my boots to disturbed but i dont want sore feet
47:00 <Maurice> Can I pick the groom?
47:00 <Skirmish> I was just about to buy tickets to Five Finger Death Punch and they cancelled!!!
47:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Sure.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I like this band too much ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_RVzUHv1RA
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Clowns - Never Enough (Official Music Video) Views: 4,234 Uploader: Poison City Records Uploaded: Sep 15, 2015 Duration: 4m11s Rating: 5.00
47:00 <Maurice> Lol they were meant to be the opening act for Sabbath
47:00 <Maurice> I've seen so many people trying to sell their tickets coz they cancelled
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they canceled due to the singer having an accident
48:00 <Skirmish> That must be why they are on facebook asking if Canada wants them to tour.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> King Parrot were doing the support ... but under the big top at Luna Park would of been good
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the last I heard from the singer of King Parrot but I haven't spoken to him for weeks and FFDP's page doesn't always come up in my feed but no reason to not believe you 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> typical of bands really ... high profile bands anyway
50:00 <Skirmish> lol you thought I was talking to you.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> who else was talking about it idiot ... 
50:00 <Skirmish> Maurice.
51:00 <Skirmish> Please. Continue parading around as if you're someone on the scene though if you're getting your kicks from it.
52:00 <Maurice> Yeah I was
52:00 <Serenity> im tired bed time
52:00 <Serenity> night
52:00 <Skirmish> Night.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told you what I was told ... I don't give a fuck personally what you believe ... FFDP at that venue would of been insane though ... they had a great Melbourne venue but not that kind of atmosphere as Luna Park
53:00 <Clarkson> even letting you know about that worried me, that kinda shit isnt to be taken lightly :/
54:00 <Maurice> Night me choco
58:00 <Skirmish> It's not about what I believe it's that I am just not interested in engaging with you. Was just letting you know before you filled the screen trying to be important.
15:00 <Maurice> So why don't you come over... Valerie
16:00 <Trevor> because ur fat
17:00 <Maurice> Oh right, I forgot
17:00 <Maurice> My bad
17:00 <Maurice> Thanks for the headsup
17:00 <Trevor> np i got ur back
18:00 <Maurice> Can you shave it while you're there, cheers
18:00 <Trevor> i need to lick it first, right?
19:00 <Maurice> Goes without saying
20:00 <Trevor> sxc
21:00 <Maurice> I reckon
22:00 <Trevor> this is how you make me feel
22:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijiXZLDABzU
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bloodhound Gang - Chew Toy Views: 164,994 Uploader: Bloodhound Gang Uploaded: Aug 8, 2014 Duration: 3m16s Rating: 4.71
23:00 <Maurice> I'll be honest, I'm not clicking that
23:00 <Skirmish> dlol
24:00 <Trevor> your loss
24:00 <Maurice> I'll accept that
24:00 <Maurice> I wont care, but I'll accept it
26:00 <British^Meat> hah
26:00 <British^Meat> Trevor the dumb copper
26:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6welxMRKZ9Y
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: KING PARROT - Like A Rat Views: 184,226 Uploader: King Parrot Uploaded: Mar 19, 2015 Duration: 3m31s Rating: 4.84
27:00 <Trevor> hey b1 u queer cunt
27:00 <Trevor> how u going? missed u m8
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good and bullshit you did 
28:00 <Trevor> im serious
28:00 <Trevor> how longs it been since uve been around?
29:00 <Trevor> last time i saw u i told you the same
29:00 <Trevor> brb rebooting gaydsl
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea ... a while
28:00 <Skirmish> Rick and Morty are now my favourite cartoon in the entire world.
49:00 <nevs> not a fan 
49:00 <nevs> their eye pupils bug me
50:00 <nevs> whoever suggested I watch blacklist though.. I'm addicted and watched eps till 4am
51:00 <faux> ME
51:00 <faux> and yay
51:00 <faux> i juat watched the newest ep
51:00 <faux> and died a little inside
51:00 <faux> where you up to nevs
52:00 <Skirmish> why did you die a little inside?
53:00 <faux> i dont want to spoil
53:00 <Skirmish> nevs: My son and I just watched the first 4 episodes of Rick and Morty and we couldn't breath from laughing so much in places.
53:00 <Skirmish> Best.cartoon.ever.
57:00 <Skirmish> 'Breaking news, there is a giant naked santa above America'
58:00 <faux> ive been drinkin this coffee for over an hour
59:00 <faux> it is gigantic
59:00 <faux> and delicious
00:00 <Trevor> and cold
00:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnGLCoAPogU <------ tell me this is not funny.
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rick and Morty - Giant Naked Man Views: 131,819 Uploader: Zombie Media Uploaded: Sep 12, 2015 Duration: 1m48s Rating: 4.88
00:00 <Trevor> Skirmish, ok its not funny
03:00 <faux> invest in a thermos trev m8
04:00 <Trevor> i dont no y u wudnt just enjuy ur coffee faster
06:00 <Skirmish> unlike your sex life, some things are able to be enjoyed slowly.
06:00 <faux> its too big to drink quickly
07:00 <faux> and i like when coffee gets warm not piping hot
07:00 <faux> delish
07:00 <faux> where is nevs i need to know how much blacklist hes seen
07:00 <Skirmish> If someone puts you on ignore is it true you don't get a ping response from them anymore?
07:00 <Serenity> mmm theres nothing better than a just warm coffee
08:00 <faux> agreed
08:00 <faux> i cant drink it when its deathly hor
08:00 <faux> hot
08:00 <faux> also idk Skirmish sorry
08:00 <faux> check whatsapp sez
09:00 <Skirmish> That's ok, no big deal. I got banned from a channel and one of the ops that was talking to me has said they put me on ignore, which seems silly for an op to do.
09:00 <Skirmish> Wanted to test it.
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
10:00 <Skirmish> Hai there Kate.
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
10:00 <Skirmish> Not much. Went out for a lovely lunch that I will not further describe out of respect for Serenity's cravings.
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice, noice. 
11:00 <Skirmish> Wife is in bed. Got banned from #sydney for reminding everyone wookie is a drug smuggler .... and that pretty much is my day so far.
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol sounds eventful
12:00 <Skirmish> It can only get better.
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> I went out with the child for brunch, did some shopping…. now waiting for the husband to arrive so i can go out for dinner
12:00 <Skirmish> Have you seen the cartoon Rick and Morty, Kate?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT he is being fucking vague about when he finishes work :|
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah nope, haven’t seen it
13:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: You have netflix, watch the first ep of the cartoon series Rick and Morty!! You will laugh a LOT.
13:00 <Skirmish> Is he having an affair Kate?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, totally.
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> He is at work :|
14:00 <Skirmish> lol I know he wouldn't be but your responses entertain me so.
14:00 <Skirmish> Where is the dinner destination?
14:00 <Serenity> im not really into cartoon shows much
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> vegan indian place in ze city
15:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Give it a try if you're bored. You won't regret it.
15:00 <nevs> faux up to like episode 5 season 1 I think 
15:00 <Skirmish> vegan :|
15:00 <nevs> lots to go! 
15:00 <Skirmish> nevs: Do you still believe that James Spader doesn't play a good bad guy you heathen?
16:00 <nevs> I am a believer now 
16:00 <nevs> total convert 
16:00 <Skirmish> Welcome to the fold.
16:00 <Serenity> um
16:00 <nevs> tbh tempted to chuck a sicky tomorrow and just watch it all day 
16:00 <Serenity> james spader is THE bad guy..
16:00 <Serenity> like.. wot
18:00 <nevs> yep I get it now 
19:00 <nevs> pretty excited I have a few seasons to smash 
19:00 <faux> YES
19:00 <faux> YESSSS
19:00 <faux> im so japly rn
19:00 <faux> also happy
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <Serenity> i dont even know what youre watching
19:00 <Serenity> JAPLY
19:00 <Serenity> LOL
19:00 <Skirmish> Have you ever seen Boston Legal nevs?
19:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Blacklist.
20:00 <katatonic_kate01>   lame skirmish
20:00 <Skirmish> What is lame?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> boson legal
20:00 <Skirmish> Boston Legal is hilarious.
20:00 <Skirmish> So glad we never hooked up. You're a mega sourpuss.
20:00 <Serenity> id have banged a young james spader
20:00 <Serenity> he was so bad n slimey
20:00 <Serenity> mmm
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, i wouldn’t have fucked you with someone elses’s vagina
21:00 <Skirmish> Always so serious kate. Relax.
21:00 <Serenity> jeepers the kate and skirmish romance is def at an end rofl
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <ShadowLurker> O.o
22:00 <Skirmish> She hates my political views.
22:00 <Skirmish> Romance is over.
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i was being serious, i would have said, ah i don’t fuck right wing misogynists that worship trump
22:00 <Clarkson> Lumeah u dont deserve penis
23:00 <Serenity> pssh amatuer you should just use that for hate sex kate
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT, it’s relaxing friday so you got the first bit
23:00 <Skirmish> I don't worship trump. I just think he is a necessary evil for the American establishment.
23:00 <Serenity> motivatttion
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> hate sex with skirmish *vomitst*not in this life time
23:00 <faux> SEZ
23:00 <faux> have u seen secretary
24:00 <faux> its like old school 50 shades of grey
24:00 <faux> w spader
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <Serenity> yeah ages ago
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol it’s pretty crap
24:00 <Serenity> i dont remember anything
24:00 <Serenity> kate do you like anything rofl
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> submissive secretary
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not really. 
25:00 <Trevor> Serenity, kate likes dicks, just no her husbands
25:00 <Trevor> yw
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
25:00 <faux> http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0274812/
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> my husband has a great dick! So much so i’m impregnated. 
25:00 <Doodle> [15:23] <Skirmish> I don't worship trump. I just think he is a necessary evil for the American establishment. <- i think it's the influence he will have over the rest of the world that is most concerning to non americans
26:00 <Skirmish> I think that is being overplayed Doodle. Fear campaign from the Dems
26:00 <faux> mm i like when doodle gets smart
26:00 <Doodle> fear campaign?
26:00 <faux> gives me tingles in me lady biz
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <Doodle> why would you want a xenophobe in charge of the worlds largest stockpile of nuclear arms
26:00 <faux> cos he is one
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> BECAUSE skirmish is one!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ faux
27:00 <Skirmish> He can't just nuke people on a whim. Stop being dumb.
27:00 <Trevor> just cuz ur pregnant doesnt mean you like it
27:00 <Doodle> lol spoken just like trump
27:00 <Doodle> backhanded insults
27:00 <faux> i need to get comfy for this convo
27:00 <faux> brb pillows
27:00 <Trevor> thats like saying god is real cause this one time i went to church
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor, I love cock. And i’ve been enjoying the husband’s cock quite a bit. 
28:00 <ShadowLurker> why the fuck is trevor still breathing
28:00 <Clarkson> i got to the vendor by switching between hell mode, entering, exiting then it became avail in multi
28:00 <Skirmish> How do you think that he would be any worse controlling a nuke stockpile than Bush and his buddies that wanted to invade everywhere?
28:00 <Clarkson> we had a good time heckling and stirring shit though
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sex drive during pregnancy is great!
28:00 <Doodle> because bush and his buddies were born and raised as politicians not businessmen who ruin everything they touch
28:00 <Trevor> prob not even preggers.. prob just getting fatter
29:00 <Doodle> like mr bankrupt
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - totally trevor
29:00 <Trevor> bbl
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> Just like you’re a cop / bomb squad / rescue ranger 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> but youre really just a crack smoker
29:00 <Skirmish> So being a politician means that you won't nuke people but being a businessman means you will? You know that our Prime Minister is a successful businessman too?
29:00 <faux> k im comfy
29:00 <faux> go forth
30:00 <Doodle> Skirmish now who is being dumb, you know that trump is known as a businessman before a politician, the opposite of turnbull
30:00 <Doodle> if it was england he wouldnt even be allowed to form government
30:00 <Skirmish> There are so many checks and balances in place for nukes it's a non-topic. As for drone strikes ... unilateral action drone strikes was established by the previous 2 Presidents so it's on their head that he has that power.
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> successful… are you implying Trump is a successful business man?
31:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Turnbull was a businessman before he was a politician. Why can't trump make that transition?
31:00 <Doodle> because trump has bankrupted every company he has started
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> because he isn’t a successful business man
31:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: In the American system yeah he is.
31:00 <faux> i wish i understood politics
31:00 <faux> wait
31:00 <faux> no i dont
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHHA are you fucking kidding me
31:00 <Doodle> lmao
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOW - Trump supporters are really fucking dumb
32:00 <Skirmish> How does he have a few billion dollars and not be successful?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> like legit dumb
32:00 <Trevor> obama is the antichrist
32:00 <Doodle> he doesnt
32:00 <Doodle> he does not have any billions
32:00 <Skirmish> I wish I could fail as a businessman and have a few billion in the bank.
32:00 <Doodle> at all
32:00 <Doodle> never did
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG… he has been glamoured by Trumps wig
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and his …. awesome fake tan
32:00 <Trevor> go go power rangers
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Take a bow skirmish!
33:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Trumps net worth in 2015 is 4 billion.
33:00 <Skirmish> Source is Forbes.
33:00 <Doodle> no it isnt
33:00 <Skirmish> Tell Forbes they are wrong then.
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnpO_RTSNmQ
33:00 <ShadowLurker> blah blah blah
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Donald Trump (HBO) Views: 24,166,133 Uploader: LastWeekTonight Uploaded: Feb 29, 2016 Duration: 21m54s Rating: 4.75
33:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Skirmish, go and watch that some time and then get back to me on his successful busineses 
34:00 <Skirmish> As I have said before, I don't care about trump. I enjoy playing devils advocate though and poking holes in hysterics. What I DO like about trump is that is he NOT the establishment.
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> that is such a straw man statement
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking next.
35:00 <Doodle> lmao he has a bachelors in science
35:00 <Doodle> THATS ALL
35:00 <Doodle> and he wants to run america
35:00 <Skirmish> It's the premise that the establishment in American politics is prepared to burn their whole house down to keep trump out by saying 'the public vote doesn't matter, we will pick with our super-delegates'.
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> and about how many failed business attemps?
35:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: I am sure that a LOT of people have failed businesses in their past.
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> bit not several, and then run to be the president of USA
36:00 <Skirmish> What does that even matter though?
36:00 <Doodle> Trump Airlines Trump Vodka Trump Mortgage Trump: The Game Trump Casinos
36:00 <Doodle> all failed
36:00 <Skirmish> Why does that matter?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> *face palm*
36:00 <Doodle> cos he used other peoples money to do it
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, skirmish is a lots cause...
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> he belongs with the trump sheep.
37:00 <Skirmish> A faceplam isn't an answer Kate.
37:00 <Doodle> trump steaks
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> There isn’t much use discussing american politics with you when you think Trump is awesome 
37:00 <Doodle> gotrump.com
37:00 <Skirmish> Doodle. Ok so he is completely unethical and doesn't care if he blows other peoples money. So based on personality traits he is not worth being US President?
37:00 <Doodle> trump airlines
37:00 <Doodle> trump magazine
37:00 <Skirmish> I DON'T THINK HE IS AWESOME. I THINK WHAT HE SYMBOLISES IS AWESOME.
38:00 <Doodle> trump university
38:00 <Doodle> trump ice
38:00 <Doodle> tour de trump
38:00 <Doodle> trump on the ocean
38:00 <Doodle> the trump network
38:00 <Skirmish> I can understand people hate his business ethics. Why does that have a bearing on why he shouldn't be US President. If he broke laws, wouldn't he be in prison?
38:00 <Doodle> trumped
38:00 <Doodle> trump new media
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle …the fucking trump gif for skirmish….  
39:00 <Doodle> https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
39:00 <Skirmish> Fuck off Kate. Debate the topic or shut up don't be a mong about it.
39:00 <Doodle> [15:38] <Skirmish> I can understand people hate his business ethics. Why does that have a bearing on why he shouldn't be US President. 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> You’re actually not being logical….
39:00 <Doodle> because running a government is pretty much the same as running a business
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT.. trump supporters are not. 
40:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: No. It's not.
40:00 <Doodle> do you think vladimir putin would put up with donald trump coming in and demanding shit the way he does
40:00 <Doodle> they would be nuked in a month
40:00 <Skirmish> I don't know how many times I have to tell you I don't support trump as a person Kate. If you're not willing to accept that then continue in your own echo chamber.
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck is that….
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don’t support trump as a person… however….
41:00 <Doodle> how do you think he will go with cuba, north korea, belgium, syria
41:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Do you think there are no advisors in the background that prevent that shit from happening? They don't walk around with remotes to shoot off rockets.
41:00 <Doodle> he will be eaten alive
41:00 <Serenity> however I agree with his stance on politics haha
41:00 <Doodle> lol yeah advisors really helped gillard and rudd
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity...
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG…. someone cut his oxygen supply!
42:00 <Doodle> advisors arent with the president 24/7
42:00 <Doodle> he has to have a brain
42:00 <Serenity> i dot know enough about politics to form an arguement
42:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Absolutely! In the mean time though the entire American political system (Dem/Rep) will have to do some serious rethinking of their platforms and rethink how they are viewed since they represent big business more than the people that vote for them.
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to go do stuff and things….
42:00 <Doodle> ronald reagan and margaret thatcher would be revolving int heir mausoleums
42:00 <ShadowLurker> something something screwdriver peehole something
42:00 <Doodle> *in their
43:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I don't agree with his stance. I agree with what he symbolises to the overall system.
43:00 <Doodle> disruption and chaos
43:00 <Skirmish> YES!
43:00 <Doodle> and waste, and lining his own pockets
43:00 <Skirmish> He probably won't last a full term because some nutter will blow his head off.
43:00 <Doodle> i wish i could strip & fit tyres at home
44:00 <Doodle> i want to put my 20s back on
44:00 <Skirmish> Have you been watching how Bernie has been getting fucked over by Hillary in the delegates situation as much as Trump vs Cruz? The entire American system is BORKEN.
44:00 <Skirmish> I would be all for Bernie if he had a hope in hell but he doesn't so the next anti-establishment option is trump. For better or worse.
45:00 <Doodle> trump isnt anti-establishment
45:00 <Doodle> do you really think he will go hunting for all that unpaid tax and hidden money that is where he also keeps most of his?
45:00 <Skirmish> If you want to talk about lining your own pockets Doodle look at who is paying for the campaign for Hillary, Cruz, etc. Trump is pretty much paid for by himself and public donors.
46:00 <Doodle> lol you dont get it
46:00 <Doodle> its not his money
46:00 <Doodle> so he hasnt paid for himself
46:00 <Skirmish> It's not the top 4 banks in America that pay for Hillary either.
46:00 <Doodle> he has used money he has fleeced from investors to fund his campaign
46:00 <Doodle> and life
46:00 <Doodle> and hair
47:00 <Skirmish> Yeah yeah he's a cunt in business. The fact still remains if he had broken any laws he would be in prison. Do you think that anyone would give him a free pass right now or not expose any law breaking if he had done any?
47:00 <Doodle> yes
47:00 <Skirmish> There would be armies of people going through his past looking for dirt. They haven't really got anything on him yet.
48:00 <Doodle> the reason nobody has found anything on his is because there is so much material to go through
48:00 <Doodle> *him
48:00 <Doodle> give it time
48:00 <Doodle> he has had at least 5 scandals a year for 30 years there are a lot of sources to check 
49:00 <nevs> way late response Skirmish sorry yea I've seen all of Boston Legal it's probably why I struggled with blacklist the first time 
49:00 <Doodle> also i heard he eats mexican babies
49:00 <Skirmish> 21% of Trumps campaign donations are from amounts $200 or less. He has raised $73.8 million LESS than Hillary or Cruz who have raised the most.
50:00 <Skirmish> $24,3 million of the $36.6 million raised is from him directly *yes from the blood he sold of brown babies*.
51:00 <Skirmish> Net worth of $4 billion according to Forbes in 2015. Hate the guy all you like and demonise him for having businesses that didn't work out. I would LOVE to be half the failure and have half his money.
52:00 <Doodle> his net worth is reported as 4 billion because he reports his revenue not his income
52:00 <Skirmish> Whatever he does Forbes stake their reputation on reporting it at 4 billion.
54:00 <Skirmish> There is a movment called Wolfpac in America that wants to get money out of politics. Trump is the first step to making the Parties realise that the voters want that too.
54:00 <Skirmish> Don't care if he is shot in the head on his first day as President. Just him running is enough to make a statement.
55:00 <nevs> lol
55:00 <nevs> I love how people care and know more about American politics than Australian 
55:00 <nevs> but either way I'd vote got Bernie
55:00 <Serenity> whats the statement though? our country is full of foolish morons?
55:00 <Serenity> im not sure thats a statement worth making
56:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: The voting public are sick and tired of voting for established party reps that are bought off by big business and have little to no interest in the public as a whole.
56:00 <Skirmish> They are so sick of it they will turn to the first alternative they see and to heck with the consequences.
57:00 <Doodle> lol no
57:00 <Doodle> do you really think americans are smart enough to think about all that
57:00 <Doodle> they just vote for the man with the golden building
57:00 <Skirmish> nevs: Australian polticians want to roll down a road similar to the US so I keep an eye on both. We're about 10 years behind.
57:00 <Doodle> how the fk do u think reagan got in, he was a movie star for years
57:00 <Doodle> and they tried to shoot him too
58:00 <Skirmish> Also considered one of the best Presidents ever.
58:00 <Doodle> lol by who? iran?
58:00 <robot> hi honey im home
58:00 <Skirmish> I think there are a lot of dumb people in America but surely not even you believe that the entire country is dumb.
58:00 <faux> homo*
59:00 <Doodle> [15:58] <Skirmish> I think there are a lot of dumb people in America but surely not even you believe that the entire country is dumb. <- DONALD TRUMP IS A CANDIDATE FOR US PRESIDENCY
59:00 <Doodle> is that not proof enough
59:00 <robot> no
59:00 <Skirmish> You hate the guy, I get that. I don't think you understand the rest of the picture.
00:00 <TheRon> the other candidates can't be much chop
00:00 <Doodle> why do you always have to make backhanded insults when someone engages with you
00:00 <Serenity> the entire country doesnt vote though
00:00 <Doodle> i understand plenthy thx
00:00 <Doodle> *plenty
00:00 <faux> mm lamb chop
00:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: On the Repub side no. Bernie is an option on the Democratic side but he can't compete with Hillary.
00:00 <robot> i can has lamp chop too, faux?
01:00 <robot> lamb chop
01:00 <faux> no
01:00 <robot> k
01:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Then look past your hate for the individual and understand the social reasons why he is so popular.
01:00 <faux> i dont have any
01:00 <Doodle> Skirmish
01:00 <Doodle> i'm studying marketing i get the social popularity
01:00 <Doodle> a brand cannot be president tho
01:00 <robot> i'm studying butts i understand the butt perspective
02:00 <Skirmish> What rules say that Doodle? We could see history in the making.
02:00 <Serenity> hes popular because voting is not compulsory and red neck hicks are the lowest IQ therefore the loudest.
02:00 <TheRon> has donald promised to stop those pesky mexicans from sneaking across the border yet?
02:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Red neck retards are the lowest voting bracket in America.
02:00 <robot> what do you mean yet
02:00 <robot> it was like the first thing
02:00 <DK> so you're not going to vote then Skirmish? 
02:00 <Skirmish> They usually aren't motivated to vote at all.
03:00 <TheRon> what about those pesky canadians??
03:00 <DK> cause let's just face the facts, you are pretty retarded. 
03:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Cruz is a canadian.
03:00 <TheRon> there's his problem
03:00 <faux> okeeehh
03:00 <Skirmish> DK: because I disagree with a point of view?
03:00 <Serenity> yeah except redneck isnt exclusive to 12 toed cousins breeding with uncle daddy
03:00 <robot> faux want to start a mexican wave n see if it catche son
04:00 <faux> catche son
04:00 <DK> it's hard to have a view when your head is so far up your arse :) 
04:00 <TheRon> australia should be doing more to stop those illegals arrive from new zealand by boat
04:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Trump is riding the wave in America that Clive Palmer thought he could tap into in Australia.
04:00 <faux> clive peters
04:00 <faux> e e eeeeasy
04:00 <Skirmish> DK: Sure. Thanks for your input. Glad we had that talk.
04:00 <robot> LOL
04:00 <Serenity> but its not an accurate portrayal to howthe country feels though when its not a compulsory vote
05:00 <faux> glad robot gets me
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Granted. Looking at the numbers though people that would normally not vote aren't scared enough of trump to come out and vote against him.
05:00 <robot> same batch, faux
05:00 <robot> same batch
05:00 <faux> faulty bunch
05:00 <faux> si
05:00 <Doodle> marky mark & the faulty bunch
06:00 <Serenity> I doubt those people would vote for anyone its hardly a 'Hes not that bad' card.
06:00 <faux> lolll
06:00 <Serenity> as i said I dont know enough about it to argue the subject properly
06:00 <DK> anyways, coppers just busted us for taking our chopper for a spin after having to do some repairs to it. 
06:00 <Doodle> :/
07:00 <Doodle> you'd be in jail for driving that thing on a road in vic
07:00 <robot> here i am thinking helicopter
07:00 <faux> i want a helicopter
07:00 <Skirmish> I am totally on board with the idea that Trump would make a terrible long term President. His policies are mostly a farce and based on tapping into public anger than actual substantial base.
07:00 <Doodle> yeah it is a helicopter
07:00 <robot> ah k
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <faux> me 2 robot
07:00 <TheRon> neville bartos, i'm coming to get you buddy! :)
08:00 <faux> i tink im oath n
08:00 <faux> oh
08:00 <faux> laggin*
08:00 <robot> no i think ur oath n
08:00 <faux> lool
08:00 <Doodle> he's one of my fave 80s singers
09:00 <Doodle> billy oath n
09:00 <faux> lolooolll
09:00 <TheRon> 10 mins doodle
09:00 <Doodle> ^_^
09:00 <faux> get outa my dreeeeamth
09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Billy Ocean - Get Outta My Dreams Get Into My Car.mp3 (5.08MB 160kbps Joint Stereo 4:26)
09:00 <faux> lolll
09:00 <TheRon> love really hurts without you
09:00 <robot> i got a zarraffas coffee.  what do you have?
10:00 <faux> i had a jumbo mochacino
10:00 <faux> now im sloshin
10:00 <faux> n slothin
10:00 <robot> everyone a mochacino is different to a mocha
10:00 <Skirmish> How much caffiene do you think you've had faux? Have you found the limit where it stops being a nice drink and just makes you want to wee like a busted tap?
11:00 <faux> no  i  could nap noe
11:00 <robot> she invested in the wee wee shop
11:00 <faux> now
11:00 <robot> yeah i'm tired this afternoon.  hence the coffee
11:00 <faux> in fi just mighract
11:00 <faux> what
12:00 <faux> in fact i just might*
12:00 <robot> i dont even know
12:00 <DK> https://scontent.fmel2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12936694_10206101247875317_2807177407997803505_n.jpg?oh=171da5291342331e7ebeff10c0bcc1e6&oe=57AE0767
12:00 <robot> k sweet dreams
12:00 <robot> dont let the robots bite
13:00 <faux> te dude on tje left looks like that guy
13:00 <faux> from that show
13:00 <Doodle> AY YO TONY
13:00 <faux> lmaoo
13:00 <Skirmish> About 9.15pm yesterday (Thursday 14 April 2016), Hunter Valley Traffic and Highway Patrol Command officers were conducting speed enforcement duties on the New England Highway at Belford when they allegedly detected a Mazda travelling at 231km/h in a 100km/h zone.
14:00 <robot> fk
14:00 <Skirmish> That's a decent effort in a mazda 3 by the looks of the picture.
14:00 <robot> didnt think they saw me
14:00 <Doodle> i bet it wasnt a 121 shades
14:00 <Doodle> o
14:00 <robot> my mazda could do that
14:00 <Doodle> have to be an mps surely
14:00 <faux> cbf reading that
14:00 <faux> why do u type so much
14:00 <Skirmish> Picture is of the speed on a speed gun and the car in the background. Give me a sec will link.
14:00 <robot> it was a copy paste m8
14:00 <nevs> fucking rage at work I need to break something 
15:00 <robot> sup nevs
15:00 <Skirmish> faux: Copy paste. Do you want me to type more like B1 and hit enter more often?
15:00 <nevs> ever want to set fire to things? 
15:00 <Doodle> uh
15:00 <nevs> meh just stupid work shit 
15:00 <faux> y do u paste so much
15:00 <robot> who's B1?
15:00 <robot> lol..
15:00 <Doodle> from bananas in pyjamas
15:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/nswpoliceforce/photos/a.395208846184.158543.218519706184/10153734425706185/?type=3&theater
15:00 <robot> y u here so much
15:00 <robot> jokes
15:00 <TheRon> a hypochondriac
15:00 <faux> teh banana in pyjama
15:00 <faux> woah
16:00 <Skirmish> Not a mazda 3 ...
16:00 <Doodle> looks like a cx5 or a cx3
16:00 <faux> do y wanna get band robot
16:00 <faux> dou
16:00 <robot> i wasn't talk to you fuax
16:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I was thinking CX something.
16:00 <Doodle> um actually
16:00 <faux> looks like an ak47
16:00 <Doodle> its an ifinity 
16:00 <Doodle> *infinity
16:00 <Skirmish> Ah that makes more sense than a mazda.
17:00 <robot> oh yeh it does
17:00 <robot> my neighbours got 1
17:00 <Doodle> infinity fx50
17:00 <Doodle> v8
17:00 <Doodle> or the fx37 with the 370z motor
17:00 <faux> ye
17:00 <faux> kbbn7yt
18:00 <Doodle> well its top speed is 233
18:00 <Doodle> so its a fair effort
18:00 <Skirmish> Tail wind.
19:00 <Doodle> i dont want to hear about ur medical problems
19:00 <Skirmish> Although at that speed it would have to be a hurricane strength tail wind to actually push the car.
19:00 <TheRon> hehehe tail wind
20:00 <Skirmish> You know what faux. I don't know if I am a xenophobe.
20:00 <TheRon> 420
20:00 <Doodle> also 420
20:00 <Doodle> oh
20:00 <Doodle> haha
20:00 <faux> k
20:00 <Skirmish> I don't have a dislike of or prejudice against people from other countries.
20:00 <Skirmish> I just believe in helping the right people and not the cunts exploiting the shitty situation of some for their own betterment.
20:00 <TheRon> i watched the black white supremacist the other night
20:00 <TheRon> so funny
21:00 <Skirmish> So I guess if that makes me one I will wear it.
21:00 <Skirmish> Does it have little windmills on it too ShadowLurker to power the light on the front?
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Beatles - Flying.mp3 (3.14MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:25)
22:00 <ShadowLurker> no cos windmills cause low frequency air disturbances that send the cows and farmers crazy
22:00 <TheRon> is it stupid hat day?
24:00 <robot> i tried finding the top speed for my car but i dont see it
24:00 <robot> its at least 12kmh
24:00 <Doodle> its hard to see when ur car is bouncing all over the road
24:00 <Doodle> or off the dial
25:00 <robot> mmm
25:00 <Skirmish> If you are a good driver you never know what your top speed is because you are shitting your pants with the amount of drift across the lane the slightest bump provides and you've got both hands on the wheel.
25:00 <Doodle> ye
25:00 <robot> yeah.
25:00 <TheRon> i'm an excellent driver
26:00 <robot> ok rainman
26:00 <Skirmish> I am a lazy driver. My cruise control drives me everywhere.
26:00 <TheRon> getting one of those driverless cars when they come out?
26:00 <Doodle> i'd rather cut off my penis
26:00 <Skirmish> No way I love driving too much.
26:00 <robot> i like 2 drive 30km slower than the speed limit in the fastest lane
27:00 <robot> every1 appreciates my safety coz they beep at me to show their appreciation
27:00 <Doodle> i like to buy cars that look heaps fast and then drive everywhere slowly
27:00 <Skirmish> Speaking of options to driving though. Uber is fucking huge in Newcastle!
27:00 <Doodle> is it uberly huge
27:00 <TheRon> ubergay?
28:00 <Doodle> no ty it makes my eyes water
28:00 <Skirmish> considering the size of our CBD there is over 30 vehicles signed up and showing on the app across the greater Newcastle area.
28:00 <Skirmish> I am going to use one in the morning after I drop my car off for service.
29:00 <Doodle> i need a car with a boot
29:00 <faux> i am laying on  like 307076666 pillowd
29:00 <TheRon> to transport the body?
29:00 <faux> eheeeeee
29:00 <robot> pillowd
29:00 <Doodle> to transport anything
29:00 <faux> bye cunts
29:00 <robot> cya
29:00 <faux> and doodle
30:00 <Doodle> bai lovely
30:00 <Doodle> i need to fit a spare tyre but i cant fit the new tyre plus the old wheel and tyre in me car
32:00 <Doodle> i wonder if they will pick it up
32:00 <robot> fk
32:00 <robot> should get sum roof racks
32:00 <robot> chuck it up ther
32:00 <Doodle> lol they dont make them for my car
32:00 <Doodle> not enough roof
32:00 <robot> i saw a 370z on the way ghome
33:00 <Doodle> ye theres a few around now
04:00 <Trevor> stop giving your kittens away for free to creeps like me
08:00 <DK> cause it's the only pussy you get?
08:00 <Clarkson> dont shove words up my arse cunt
10:00 <Trevor> cant buy love so lets just make it
12:00 <robot> some deep philosphy there from Trevor
17:00 <Trevor> yw
33:00 <TheRon> And we don't care about the young folks Talkin' bout the young style And we don't care about the old folks Talkin' 'bout the old style too 
05:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
07:00 <TheRiddler> my computer is set up and ready finally
10:00 <TheRon> carn the tigers
10:00 <TheRiddler> who are they playing against?
11:00 <TheRon> weagles
12:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
12:00 <TheRiddler> go tiges
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <TheRon> i have no confidence in them but hey
13:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching here comes the boom
13:00 <TheRon> neevr heard of it
14:00 <TheRiddler> it's that movie about a teacher in the UFC
15:00 <TheRiddler> as a movie about the sport it's pretty bad
15:00 <TheRon> i was thinking marvin the martian so there you go
17:00 <TheRon> where's the kaboom, there's supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <Skirmish> What is the website with the discount coupons for places like dominos?
28:00 <TheRon> google it
29:00 <DK> couponsrus.com
36:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: There are a million sites for them if you google. Serenity liked one recently I should have written it down.
37:00 <TheRon> damn
39:00 <TheRon> i haven't been there for the longest time
41:00 <DK> retailmenot.com
41:00 <stompin> niggers
41:00 <TheRon> backdoorsluts.com
42:00 <TheRon> sorry it was coupons wasn't it
42:00 <TheRon> my mistake
42:00 <stompin> up teh butt no babbies
43:00 <TheRon> you'd be a kaffir lover
44:00 <Trevor> ask not what your cunt can do for you ask what you can do for your cunt
45:00 <TheRon> compulsory hero, just try and make it home
47:00 <Skirmish> Thank you DK.
48:00 <stompin> was that for the butt secks Skirmish
48:00 <Skirmish> I come to you for that stompin. You know that.
48:00 <stompin> you mean u want some more of the broom with deep heat on it?
48:00 <Skirmish> When you bleed it feels just like a real vagina.
49:00 <TheRon> i wear a pad in my jocks, you just never know when the red baron might come to town
49:00 <TheRon> even though there's fat chance of that happening
50:00 <Skirmish> lol the red baron.
50:00 <TheRon> i'm secure in knowledge that i'm going home dry as a bone
51:00 <Trevor> its hard to clap with your dick in your hand dude
51:00 <TheRon> it soaks up liquid like this coaster soaks up bourbon and coke
54:00 <stompin> tits out for the lads lara
55:00 <TheRon> fair point\
55:00 <Skirmish> lara is a police officer waiting for picard to log in so they can catch him chatting up 13yo girls.
55:00 <TheRon> would calling yourself "little kid lover" be too obvious?
56:00 <TheRon> somethign we said?
56:00 <stompin> LoL
56:00 <TheRon> MrMark: one summer
57:00 <MrMark> Dazza
57:00 <TheRon> great stuff
57:00 <MrMark> The Horses
57:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!party time!!!!!
57:00 <TheRon> you can see that chicks tits in that clip
57:00 <MrMark> oooer
58:00 <MrMark> never noticed
58:00 <MrMark> havent seen the clip for 20 years
58:00 <TheRon> wet see thru shirt
59:00 <TheRon> call me, king of the mountain
00:00 <Trevor> lets do drugs and have sex
00:00 <TheRon> PnP?
01:00 <Trevor> i was thinking no doze like men on an oil rig
01:00 <Trevor> i know, sexy as fuck, right
02:00 <Trevor> you know the drill
03:00 <TheRon> anybody going to splendour in the grass?
03:00 <TheRon> the cure!!
03:00 <faux> i think Doodle splendours in his grass quite often
04:00 <faux> thats how he keeps it so healthy
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <Trevor> yea the wife wants to go actually
05:00 <Trevor> ill c u there?
05:00 <TheRon> tempted
05:00 <partay> TheRon ive seen the cure
05:00 <partay> awesome
05:00 <TheRon> i'd imagine
05:00 <TheRiddler> lies as always Trevor
06:00 <TheRon> trevor is going with his wife, leaving with some floosy
06:00 <Trevor> oh you don't believe me? wow u hurt my feelings etc.
06:00 <Trevor> plz troll again
13:00 <TheRon> james - laid
14:00 <MrMark> Bee Gees time
15:00 <TheRon> boys don't cry
25:00 <partay> oh dear.. the testosterone level in the channel just halved
28:00 <faux> p sure it diminished when you entered
28:00 <Matthew> I was just going to say... might look in the mirror first before starting those sort of jokes
29:00 <partay> plenty of this side of the mirrir champ
29:00 <Matthew> the mirrir... oh right...
29:00 <partay> faux you have more than Matthew
30:00 <partay> Matthew dont make a typo 
30:00 <TheRon> the incandescent Matthew  
30:00 <Matthew> the petulant and pedantic partay
31:00 <TheRon> dunno what incandescent means but it sounds good
31:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <faux> partay and his constant need to compare himself to irc users
32:00 <faux> not a competition m8
32:00 <partay> whos comparing ?
32:00 <Matthew> everybody bow down to the God that is partay for being straight ...
32:00 <Matthew> good for you! so happy
32:00 <TheRiddler> oh right priddis is not playing
32:00 <partay> Hey i never said there is anything wring with being gay
33:00 <Clarkson> you're a fucking tool.
33:00 <partay> wrong*
33:00 <faux> amen clarkson
33:00 <Clarkson> hard as fuck
33:00 <partay> you just need to lghten up and not be so precious 
33:00 <MrMark> stayin alive!!!
33:00 <partay> princess
33:00 <TheRiddler> the princess and the penis
33:00 <Clarkson> its freaky as hell LOL
34:00 <TheRon> MrMark: cats in the cradle
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol clarky
34:00 <Clarkson> and a sand nigger
35:00 <MrMark> and the silver spoon
38:00 <TheRon> which is better, father and son or matthew and son?
38:00 <partay> TheRon too close to call 
39:00 <TheRon> i do like matthew and son
39:00 <Matthew> ZzZzZzZzZz
43:00 <TheRon> go tigers!
44:00 <TheRon> country team of all time, chris grant could'nt get a spot
45:00 <MrMark> life your life be free...............
45:00 <TheRon> belinda!
45:00 <partay> go WCE 
45:00 <MrMark> woot!
46:00 <MrMark> love Belinda
46:00 <partay> hi sparky
46:00 <TheRon> if she was 20 years younger i could go that
46:00 <MrMark> oooer
46:00 <MrMark> yeah shes an old woman
47:00 <MrMark> next
47:00 <MrMark> coming up next on radio TheRon...................................
48:00 <TheRon> ads
48:00 <MrMark> no!
48:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA&index=85&list=PL2E373ABBD360C09F
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Journey - Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) Views: 23,552,926 Uploader: journeyVEVO Uploaded: Feb 26, 2010 Duration: 4m25s Rating: 4.89
49:00 <TheRon> sister golden hair
49:00 <partay> tin man
50:00 <MrMark> watching every motion in my foolish lovers game..........
53:00 <TheRon> happy birthday helen
53:00 <MrMark> good one
54:00 <MrMark> here comes the rain again
54:00 <MrMark> falling on my head like a memory
57:00 <Matthew> good evening to the charming Cheryl
58:00 <TheRiddler> finally I dont have to type whois again
59:00 <TheRiddler> or ban by typing it out
00:00 <TheRon> west coast and tigers are we expecting a tigers laugher?
00:00 <Matthew> rockin 4 myselffff
01:00 <TheRon> that clip is a little gay
01:00 <MrMark> rock the kasbah!
02:00 <TheRon> rocket, yeah! 
02:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon faggots
02:00 <dematerialised> and other nationalities
04:00 <MrMark> Enya..........Sail Away
04:00 <TheRon> chisel - forever now
04:00 <MrMark> well alright Chisel Time then
05:00 <Matthew> fly away.... sail away... sail away
05:00 <MrMark> my aunty saw Chris Isaak in conert the other night
05:00 <TheRon> is this the way it's gonna be forever
05:00 <TheRon> get a bit teary during wicked game?
05:00 <MrMark> yah
05:00 <MrMark> or somebodys crying lol
06:00 <TheRon> baby did a bad bad thing
06:00 <MrMark> she did
06:00 <TheRiddler> no longer a slow loading windows
06:00 <TheRiddler> what to upgrade next
06:00 <MrMark> baby did a bad bad thing
06:00 <TheRon> MrMark: did you know chris does his own casting for his clips?
06:00 <TheRiddler> !moo
07:00 <ynnoB> moo: 9 os: Microsoft Windows 10 Pro - (10.0.10586) 4 up: 14hrs 5mins 17secs 7 cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3610QM CPU @ 2.30GHz at 2301MHz (8% Load) 13 gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GT 630M -2.00GB 6 res: x bit Hz 11 ram: 3377/16271.3MB (20.75%) [||--------] 10 hdd: C:\ 374.29GB/464.57GB D:\ 636.19GB/931.51GB E:\ 447.21GB/931.51GB F:\ 299.75MB/350MB 3 net: Qualcomm Atheros AR8161 
07:00 <ynnoB> 3PCI-E Gigabit Ethernet Controller [NDIS 6.30] - 0MB/s 0B In 0B Out 8 sound: YUAN MC782ML/PD782S DVB-T Hybrid TV AVS Video Capture 14 mobo: TOSHIBA Portable PC
07:00 <MrMark> does he
07:00 <Matthew> go away
07:00 <TheRiddler> that's not my computer
07:00 <TheRon> had picks them
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <TheRon> hand
07:00 <MrMark> did u know Chris Isaak was in Silence Of The Lambs
07:00 <TheRon> no
07:00 <MrMark> look it up on IMDB
09:00 <TheRon> chris is a genius, i mean who wouldn't roll around with a topless helena christensen
09:00 <MrMark> i know
09:00 <MrMark> on a beach
09:00 <MrMark> gettin sand in every crevice
09:00 <TheRon> every single one
09:00 <nevs> not a fan of her at all hey
10:00 <TheRon> latetia casta in baby did a bad bad thing
10:00 <TheRon> genius
10:00 <Matthew> Richmond by 9
10:00 <TheRon> best tits ever, big call i know
11:00 <TheRiddler> ok now to see if this works
11:00 <TheRiddler> sezz
11:00 <TheRon> Matthew: you got money on this one
11:00 <TheRiddler> what's the key for the chan
11:00 <TheRon> $8 for the win
12:00 <Matthew> oh yes
12:00 <TheRon> chuck a tenner on it?
13:00 <MrMark> Cheap Trick.........The Flame
13:00 <TheRon> nice!
13:00 <Matthew> no. that's gambling.
14:00 <TheRon> Ita
14:00 <MrMark> Bonnie Tyler will be next lol
14:00 <faux> im not even in that chan and im getting sick of you asking for it
14:00 <faux> lmao
14:00 <faux> bloody write it down
14:00 <TheRon> coupons for a brothel?
15:00 <MrMark> Bonnie Tyler...Total....ahh fuck u know the rest
16:00 <TheRon> turn around bright eyes
16:00 <faux> EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART
16:00 <MrMark> living in a powder keg and givin off sparks!!
17:00 <TheRiddler> where is my moo result
17:00 <TheRiddler> !moo
17:00 <ynnoB> moo: 9 os: Microsoft Windows 10 Pro - (10.0.10586) 4 up: 14hrs 15mins 53secs 7 cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3610QM CPU @ 2.30GHz at 2301MHz (1% Load) 13 gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GT 630M -2.00GB 6 res: x bit Hz 11 ram: 3371/16271.3MB (20.72%) [||--------] 10 hdd: C:\ 374.29GB/464.57GB D:\ 636.19GB/931.51GB E:\ 447.21GB/931.51GB F:\ 299.75MB/350MB 3 net: Qualcomm Atheros AR8161 
17:00 <ynnoB> 3PCI-E Gigabit Ethernet Controller [NDIS 6.30] - 0MB/s 0B In 0B Out 8 sound: YUAN MC782ML/PD782S DVB-T Hybrid TV AVS Video Capture 14 mobo: TOSHIBA Portable PC
17:00 <TheRiddler> damn
17:00 <TheRiddler> :(
18:00 <faux> what
18:00 <faux> !moo
18:00 <ynnoB> moo: 9 os: Microsoft Windows 10 Pro - (10.0.10586) 4 up: 14hrs 16mins 55secs 7 cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3610QM CPU @ 2.30GHz at 1900MHz (1% Load) 13 gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GT 630M -2.00GB 6 res: x bit Hz 11 ram: 3387/16271.3MB (20.81%) [||--------] 10 hdd: C:\ 374.29GB/464.57GB D:\ 636.19GB/931.51GB E:\ 447.21GB/931.51GB F:\ 299.75MB/350MB 3 net: Qualcomm Atheros AR8161 
18:00 <ynnoB> 3PCI-E Gigabit Ethernet Controller [NDIS 6.30] - 0MB/s 0B In 0B Out 8 sound: YUAN MC782ML/PD782S DVB-T Hybrid TV AVS Video Capture 14 mobo: TOSHIBA Portable PC
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <MrMark> TheRon do u beleive in love after love
19:00 <TheRon> no
19:00 <MrMark> CHer does
19:00 <TheRon> fucking hate that song
19:00 <MrMark> even tho shes 150 years old
20:00 <TheRiddler> I keep trying to type /moo
20:00 <faux> oh i thought she believed in life after love
20:00 <TheRiddler> which is supposed to return a result
21:00 <TheRiddler> but it's not working
21:00 <Doodle> !moo
21:00 <ynnoB> moo: 9 os: Microsoft Windows 10 Pro - (10.0.10586) 4 up: 14hrs 19mins 33secs 7 cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3610QM CPU @ 2.30GHz at 2301MHz (1% Load) 13 gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GT 630M -2.00GB 6 res: x bit Hz 11 ram: 3395/16271.3MB (20.87%) [||--------] 10 hdd: C:\ 374.29GB/464.57GB D:\ 636.19GB/931.51GB E:\ 447.21GB/931.51GB F:\ 299.75MB/350MB 3 net: Qualcomm Atheros AR8161 
21:00 <ynnoB> 3PCI-E Gigabit Ethernet Controller [NDIS 6.30] - 0MB/s 0B In 0B Out 8 sound: YUAN MC782ML/PD782S DVB-T Hybrid TV AVS Video Capture 14 mobo: TOSHIBA Portable PC
21:00 <faux> it shows the same one everytime
21:00 <faux> i think its bonnys
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
21:00 <MrMark> my dick is itchy
21:00 <faux> ehehe ram
21:00 <faux> ew
21:00 <faux> wash yourself bitch
21:00 <ynnoB> moo: 9 os: Microsoft Windows 10 Pro - (10.0.10586) 4 up: 14hrs 20mins 11secs 7 cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3610QM CPU @ 2.30GHz at 2301MHz (1% Load) 13 gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GT 630M -2.00GB 6 res: x bit Hz 11 ram: 3398/16271.3MB (20.88%) [||--------] 10 hdd: C:\ 374.29GB/464.57GB D:\ 636.19GB/931.51GB E:\ 447.21GB/931.51GB F:\ 299.75MB/350MB 3 net: Qualcomm Atheros AR8161 
21:00 <Doodle> hehe
21:00 <TheRiddler> I put the script in
22:00 <ynnoB> moo: 9 os: Microsoft Windows 10 Pro - (10.0.10586) 4 up: 14hrs 20mins 18secs 7 cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3610QM CPU @ 2.30GHz at 2301MHz (8% Load) 13 gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GT 630M -2.00GB 6 res: x bit Hz 11 ram: 3397/16271.3MB (20.88%) [||--------] 10 hdd: C:\ 374.29GB/464.57GB D:\ 636.19GB/931.51GB E:\ 447.21GB/931.51GB F:\ 299.75MB/350MB 3 net: Qualcomm Atheros AR8161 
22:00 <ynnoB> 3PCI-E Gigabit Ethernet Controller [NDIS 6.30] - 0MB/s 0B In 0B Out 8 sound: YUAN MC782ML/PD782S DVB-T Hybrid TV AVS Video Capture 14 mobo: TOSHIBA Portable PC
22:00 <ynnoB> moo: 9 os: Microsoft Windows 10 Pro - (10.0.10586) 4 up: 14hrs 20mins 20secs 7 cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3610QM CPU @ 2.30GHz at 2301MHz (2% Load) 13 gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GT 630M -2.00GB 6 res: x bit Hz 11 ram: 3398/16271.3MB (20.88%) [||--------] 10 hdd: C:\ 374.29GB/464.57GB D:\ 636.19GB/931.51GB E:\ 447.21GB/931.51GB F:\ 299.75MB/350MB 3 net: Qualcomm Atheros AR8161 
22:00 <TheRiddler> into my mirc
22:00 <Doodle> yeeee
22:00 <faux> doodle.
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <Doodle> !moo
22:00 <Doodle> yes
22:00 <Doodle> whats up
22:00 <faux> ffs
22:00 <TheRiddler> are you trying to spam her out?
22:00 <Doodle> no
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <faux> DOODLE I WILL PU CH U
22:00 <TheRiddler> where is the n
22:00 <Doodle> i love a good pu ch
23:00 <faux> in me butt
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <Doodle> nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
23:00 <faux> lmao
23:00 <faux> ok ill bbs
23:00 <faux> bai
23:00 <TheRiddler> ok
23:00 <Doodle> kkk
23:00 <Doodle> white powa etc
25:00 <faux> oh ok
25:00 <faux> false alarm
25:00 <TheRiddler> georgeandwell-alpha is an exclusive member of the kk
25:00 <TheRiddler> k
25:00 <faux> hes not here yet
25:00 <TheRiddler> your dad?
25:00 <faux> no
25:00 <TheRiddler> oh
25:00 <faux> friend is coming to drop bis wedding invite off
25:00 <faux> his*
25:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
25:00 <TheRiddler> cool
27:00 <faux> bit warmmm
27:00 <TheRiddler> will you be going?
28:00 <TheRiddler> will there be a singles table
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> maybe you'll hook up with someone
28:00 <faux> prob not and idk
29:00 <faux> not a priority tbh
29:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
30:00 <TheRiddler> but you get to drink wine and eat cake
30:00 <TheRiddler> and pull kids cheeks
30:00 <TheRiddler> :p
31:00 <TheRiddler> you'll have to restrain yourself from fly kicking them
31:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <faux> smacking kids on the dance floor
31:00 <faux> leb weddings usually have like 400+ people
32:00 <faux> not i cbf for that kinda anxiety lol
32:00 <faux> not sure*
32:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
32:00 <TheRiddler> are you may end up talking to couple that are also cousins :P
32:00 <TheRiddler> +a
33:00 <faux> gross
33:00 <TheRiddler> *and
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> apparently it's common for maoris too
33:00 <faux> gollllt
34:00 <dematerialised> and finland
34:00 <TheRiddler> when do dragons play?
34:00 <dematerialised> at dusk
34:00 <TheRiddler> oh
35:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to miss the game
35:00 <faux> tomoz
35:00 <faux> y
37:00 <TheRiddler> got work tomorrow
37:00 <faux> nice 1
40:00 <partay> go WCE
42:00 <TheRiddler> I found a porn vid in my backup files
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <dematerialised> i'm watching porn right now
49:00 <Matthew> too much information fYI
50:00 <dematerialised> just the right amount
53:00 <MrMark> is it hardcore tranny scat porn dematerialised?
54:00 <dematerialised> nah, petite ladyboys
56:00 <dematerialised> nothing turns me on harder than poverty stricken south east asians
57:00 <nevs> oh shit
57:00 <nevs> lizzies husband just found his box missing in the hole in the floor
57:00 <nevs> :X
57:00 <faux> LOL nevs
57:00 <nevs> <3 this
58:00 <faux> yay im so happy you like it
58:00 <nevs> what season and ep is it current up to?
59:00 <faux> 3 s
59:00 <faux> uh
59:00 <faux> s3 e18
59:00 <nevs> awesome
59:00 <faux> just came out
59:00 <nevs> woop
59:00 <faux> where u at now
59:00 <nevs> s1e5 lol
59:00 <faux> oh
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <faux> is your mrs watching w u
59:00 <nevs> it wont take me long ha im not watching anything else until im up to date
00:00 <nevs> nah =/
00:00 <TheRiddler> what show?
00:00 <faux> the blacjlist
00:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
00:00 <faux> black*
00:00 <nevs> shes listening to some sort of folk music in the loungeroom ha
00:00 <nevs> im in my media room
00:00 <faux> lolll
00:00 <faux> interesting
00:00 <TheRiddler> I watched inside out last night
00:00 <nevs> how great is that movie
01:00 <faux> ive only seen half of that
01:00 <faux> i got distracted ad forgot to finish it
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <nevs> its pretty great
02:00 <nevs> this motherfucker that feels no pain is a nutbag
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ＷＩＤＥ
15:00 <TheRiddler> what is?
16:00 <TheRiddler> oh
21:00 <couleurs> who let the dogs out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <stompin> NIGGERS
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> the poverty-stricken dole recipient who couldn't afford vetinarian/registration fees
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's who
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fuck spellign tonight
22:00 <couleurs> who the heck r u
22:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> My name is Inigo Montoya
23:00 <couleurs> PRiNCeSs^BRiDe
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hows it garb ay?
03:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVN6CDo02gA
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rob Zombie - Get High Views: 30,306 Uploader: RobZombieVEVO Uploaded: Apr 14, 2016 Duration: 2m18s Rating: 4.90
03:00 <Doodle> new rz hngg
08:00 <stompin> Doodle do skidz
28:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren
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