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05:00 <faux> floss
05:00 <faux> u live in the wilderness 
05:00 <faux> whete u at
09:00 <under> anyone working in the IT here ? thanks
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol she lives on the hill across from where I live faux
09:00 <TheRiddler> :p
10:00 <faux> oh
11:00 <faux> but she poops w chickens
11:00 <Doodle> bok bok
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol this show
15:00 <TheRiddler> damn
15:00 <dematerialised> did you do it faux>
15:00 <dematerialised> ?
15:00 <faux> no
15:00 <faux> will try tomoz
15:00 <faux> cbf tonight
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <faux> tt though
15:00 <faux> ty*
15:00 <TheRiddler> I need to get some cocktail prawns
16:00 <Doodle> pls dont stick them in your peehole
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <faux> do it
17:00 <faux> send pix
18:00 <Doodle> STOP IT
18:00 <faux> u mentioned it ok
19:00 <Doodle> well i thought thats what he was going to do
24:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think it'll fit faux
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <Serenity> :o
31:00 <Floss> Wot
40:00 <faux> all you can do is try TheRiddler 
40:00 <Serenity> just the tail ok
41:00 <faux> lol
41:00 <faux> the antennaeseasea
43:00 <faux> i made me lil cuz eat a prawns eyeball
43:00 <faux> god i was cruel
47:00 <Serenity> i want prawns now
50:00 <British^Meat> hands up who wants one in their dick?
25:00 <Trevor> ever ripped off a hooker you met on tinder?
26:00 <Trevor> we had this dumb slut come in saying that this dude refused to pay her... expecting us to help.... lolololololol
26:00 <Clarkson> ur mmoms penis
30:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
26:00 <char> Serenity
01:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
01:00 <TheRiddler> faux
01:00 <faux> hi
02:00 <TheRiddler> did you hear the news?
02:00 <TheRiddler> :(
02:00 <faux> eveeybody loves rate mond?
02:00 <TheRiddler> yes
02:00 <faux> raymond
02:00 <faux> yeah
02:00 <TheRiddler> that 1
02:00 <faux> v sas
02:00 <faux> sad
02:00 <TheRiddler> yep
03:00 <TheRiddler> she lived a long life tho
06:00 <faux> yeah 90
15:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
15:00 <TheRiddler> got anything planned for today?
17:00 <faux> nah i had an appt in the arvo but they canceled cos one of the ladies is sick
17:00 <faux> so ill just be bumming and doing uni work
17:00 <faux> you?
24:00 <embri0n> hey there mr Skirmish 
24:00 <Skirmish> Morning.
24:00 <embri0n> to you, its still dark here 
32:00 <TheRiddler> nothing here
32:00 <TheRiddler> I'm currently wrapped up in a quilt
36:00 <Skirmish> There is a release date for the next wow expansion.
37:00 <embri0n> when is it being released??
58:00 <TheRiddler> september
58:00 <TheRiddler> no wait
59:00 <TheRiddler> 30th of august
00:00 <TheRiddler> for some reason I have mists of pandaran on my wow list even tho I stopped at cataclysm
00:00 <TheRiddler> wow purchases
00:00 <TheRiddler> maybe they gave it to me free
04:00 <Skirmish> No idea.
04:00 <Serenity> loll omgg wheres faux
04:00 <Skirmish> [10:37am] faux «[email protected]» has Quit iRC (Connection closed) «36 people»
04:00 <Serenity> bitchh
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <Skirmish> How was your weigh in? Was it a successful one?
05:00 <Skirmish> Is it now time for waffles and ice cream?
06:00 <Serenity> haha it was successful and I ate a triple chocolate cookie to celebrate
06:00 <Serenity> lol faux!
06:00 <Serenity> 2am: [2:26am] char in #melbourne : Serenity
06:00 <faux> hi
06:00 <faux> LOL
06:00 <faux> far out
06:00 <faux> i want a cookie
06:00 <faux> fuck you
07:00 <Serenity> it was pretty good
07:00 <faux> i want a subway cookie
07:00 <faux> or 12
08:00 <faux> thousand.
08:00 <nevs> they have awesome choc chip cookies here at work and they're refrigerated so they taste amazing 
08:00 <nevs> chocolate and macadamia 
12:00 <Serenity> mmmm
12:00 <Serenity> well im back to health nut today so no cookies for me
12:00 <nevs> yea I'm behaving just started nicotine patches 
13:00 <faux> i miss the cookies at school ong
13:00 <faux> they were huge and softish
13:00 <faux> sssso good
14:00 <nevs> noice 
14:00 <nevs> we had boring food at school 
24:00 <nevs> wb
34:00 <TheRiddler> anyone tried cookie time cookies?
35:00 <embri0n> dont think so 
35:00 <embri0n> but every time i have a cookie..... its cookie time 
35:00 <TheRiddler> they're from new zealand
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> they're giant cookies 
35:00 <embri0n> pics 
37:00 <TheRiddler> http://photos.brenontheroad.com/New-Zealand-Food/i-vp5SCXq/0/L/DSC06115-L.jpg
38:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
38:00 <faux> tenks
43:00 <nevs> those look amazing 
48:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Never eat cookies that come out of a sealed bag.
22:00 <Gribble> sup peeps
25:00 <Gribble> anyone?
11:00 <beehhh> https://www.bb.org.bd/econdata/wagermidtl.php
11:00 <beehhh> im a cracker
12:00 <ShadowLurker> youre a fuckwit
12:00 <beehhh> bill is on live...
12:00 <beehhh> https://radio.abc.net.au/stations/news/live?play=true
14:00 <beehhh> to the rescue here i'm...want you to know ya....i'm an aussie too
17:00 <beehhh> bowen is a puppet
46:00 <dematerialised> good morning homos
09:00 <Floss> Lot of good new movies on netflix atm
11:00 <dematerialised> netflix?
11:00 <dematerialised> god damn yuppy
12:00 <Serenity> I smell faggots
12:00 <dematerialised> often or only every now and then?
14:00 <Serenity> only in here
14:00 <dematerialised> ah ok
15:00 <Serenity> why are stupid people so loud
15:00 <Serenity> explain immediately
15:00 <dematerialised> because their brain isn't capable of volume control
15:00 <dematerialised> they are primitive beasts
15:00 <Floss> :(
16:00 <Floss> Do I smell faggy
16:00 <dematerialised> yes
16:00 <Floss> D:
16:00 <Serenity> yes
17:00 <Floss> :( I'm sorry I'll try to be less gay
17:00 <Clarkson> thats just fucking gross
17:00 <Serenity> lolll
17:00 <Floss> Lol meatloafs big tits on fightclub
21:00 <Floss> So how are we all today
22:00 <Serenity> bored
22:00 <dematerialised> sick
24:00 <Floss> Aww bub got a cold?
25:00 <dematerialised> nah, malnourished and underfed
25:00 <Floss> Ohh poor baby lol
26:00 <Floss> I've got 3 massive work days ahead of me I'm doing sfa today
27:00 <nevs> I'm at work but also doing sfa
27:00 <dematerialised> yeah i went to log in for work just now but my machine is off in the office
27:00 <dematerialised> sooooooo
27:00 <dematerialised> its games
28:00 <nevs> ha nice 
28:00 <dematerialised> it's kind of convenient because i really do need to get off my ass and go to bunnings
28:00 <faux> can someoe tell me what touchwiz is on me phone
28:00 <dematerialised> its the UI
29:00 <dematerialised> i.e what you see
29:00 <Serenity> ^
29:00 <Serenity> dont delete it like i did cause everything crashes
29:00 <faux> its been freezing and i cant press anything then it says touvhwiz isnt responding
29:00 <dematerialised> ^^
29:00 <faux> so i pull tje battery out
29:00 <faux> how to fix pls
29:00 <dematerialised> go into settings -> applications -> touchwiz -> clear cache
29:00 <faux> also what is UI
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <dematerialised> make sure you dont click clear data
29:00 <Serenity> user interface
30:00 <faux> will that fix 
30:00 <faux> or break me phone
30:00 <faux> cos ill kill u
30:00 <Floss> I need to clear shit off my phone
30:00 <dematerialised> it will fix
30:00 <faux> ok
30:00 <faux> wish me luck
30:00 <dematerialised> you can do clear data but that might reset settings like font and icons and stuff
30:00 <Floss> I haven't even changed my background since I got the phone
30:00 <faux> application manager?
31:00 <dematerialised> sure
31:00 <dematerialised> i dont own a samsung
31:00 <dematerialised> all i know is you have to clear cache/data
31:00 <faux> DDMAT
31:00 <faux> ok
31:00 <dematerialised> then restart phone
32:00 <faux> i cleared cache 
32:00 <faux> not dats
32:00 <faux> a
32:00 <dematerialised> cool
32:00 <dematerialised> restart ur phone
32:00 <dematerialised> properly
32:00 <faux> YOU SAID NO DATA
32:00 <faux> pls dont confuse me i am technologically challenged 
32:00 <Floss> Check the Flux capacitor
32:00 <faux> like click restart
32:00 <faux> is that properly
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <dematerialised> yes
32:00 <faux> ok
32:00 <faux> brb
33:00 <Serenity> prrt
33:00 <Doodle> sezz
33:00 <Serenity> hi
33:00 <Doodle> can u do a strip and fit 4 me pls
33:00 <faux> wait hello
33:00 <faux> is that it
33:00 <dematerialised> yep
33:00 <dematerialised> thats it
33:00 <dematerialised> see how you go :)
33:00 <Serenity> i bloody well can not
33:00 <Doodle> oh
33:00 <faux> just restart
33:00 <faux> ok i will do that now
34:00 <Doodle> i just need a car with a boot
34:00 <Floss> Dewdle
34:00 <Serenity> i have a huge boot
34:00 <Doodle> but mums is at the panelbeaters
34:00 <Doodle> and dads car is more like a tractor
34:00 <Doodle> than a car
34:00 <Serenity> its half full of sub but its still big
34:00 <Doodle> hai Flosscar Wilde
34:00 <Floss> I'll pimp out my territory
34:00 <Doodle> yay
34:00 <Floss> For soccer practice
35:00 <Doodle> i wonder if it will fit in my boot i havent actually tried
35:00 <Doodle> it doesnt look like it tho
35:00 <Floss> What do u need in the boot?
35:00 <faux> test
35:00 <faux> ok ty irc fwands
35:00 <dematerialised> icles
35:00 <Floss> Dead hooked?
35:00 <faux> i love smart people
35:00 <Floss> Hooker even?
35:00 <Doodle> nah wheel & tyre
35:00 <Doodle> and spare tyre
35:00 <faux> hope it doesny freeze again
36:00 <faux> or i will punch u dematerialised 
36:00 <Floss> Put roof racks on the z!
36:00 <Floss> Sexxxxy
36:00 <Serenity> punch him anyway
36:00 <Doodle> they dont make em
36:00 <Serenity> i wanna see that
36:00 <faux> lolll
36:00 <Doodle> just bike racks and shit
36:00 <Floss> Punch him in the jubblies!
36:00 <faux> no he helped ill feel  bad
37:00 <faux> also he calls me beautiful on command
37:00 <dematerialised> what i actually did was hacked your phone and now i have all your nudes
37:00 <dematerialised> brb selling on black market
37:00 <Serenity> just a tap on the side of the neck
37:00 <Serenity> garn
37:00 <faux> all i have is doodles nudes
37:00 <faux> youll prob get more for those 
37:00 <Doodle> :o
37:00 <Serenity> im so gutted i lost all my nudes
37:00 <Doodle> i dont care as long as i get a cut
38:00 <Doodle> *cunt
38:00 <Floss> My arm isn't long enough to capture nudes
38:00 <faux> pls i havr a special hard drive for doodles dong
38:00 <faux> and his butt
38:00 <Doodle> use a timer m8
38:00 <Doodle> :o
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <Doodle> shh
38:00 <faux> oh
38:00 <faux> sorry
38:00 <faux> i mesn not his butt
38:00 <faux> i havent seen it
38:00 <faux> at all.
38:00 <Doodle> hard drive
38:00 <Doodle> hehe
38:00 <faux> ehehe
39:00 <Serenity> i drew a fez on doodles doodle pic
39:00 <faux> a what
39:00 <Doodle> its 'of the continent'
39:00 <Doodle> the hat with the bit of rope
39:00 <Doodle> and the fuzzy bit on the end
39:00 <faux> oh rofl
39:00 <faux> arab hats 
39:00 <Doodle> like gomez addams
40:00 <faux> she photoshopped a cock onto one of me pix
40:00 <Doodle> eep
40:00 <Serenity> loool
40:00 <faux> shes a sneakY fuk
40:00 <Clarkson> ride to hell this satans bus stop
40:00 <Doodle> good grief sarah
40:00 <Serenity> it was the perf pic for a dick ok
40:00 <faux> good groif
40:00 <faux> - chez 
41:00 <Doodle> looool
41:00 <faux> it avtuallY was
41:00 <faux> u can show him
41:00 <faux> just no onr else
41:00 <faux> lol
41:00 <Serenity> i dont know where it is
41:00 <Doodle> :o
41:00 <Serenity> mabe its on photobucket hang on
41:00 <Doodle> I WANT TO SEE FAUX'S DICK PIC
41:00 <faux> ye its somewhrte on me lappy
41:00 <faux> ceebs finding it
41:00 <faux> ok if u find send to me also
41:00 <faux> shes looking calm ur lady farm
41:00 <Doodle> excuse me
41:00 <Doodle> its a lady garden
42:00 <faux> bi
42:00 <faux> hi
42:00 <faux> h
42:00 <faux> oh
42:00 <faux> rhe
42:00 <faux> can i water it
42:00 <Doodle> lmao
42:00 <Doodle> yes
42:00 <faux> k
42:00 <Floss> Would you like your muffin buttered
42:00 <faux> brb getting me.hose
42:00 <faux> LOL
42:00 <Doodle> heheeee
43:00 <faux> would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin
43:00 <faux> ..my what 
43:00 <faux> JASON EHY ARE YOU SUCH A SKEEEZ
43:00 <NightDemon> thestig
43:00 <faux> ok i can quote that entire movie 
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Floss> Lol
43:00 <Floss> Who I'd night demon
43:00 <Doodle> nachtspritzen
44:00 <faux> idk some troll fgt
44:00 <Doodle> nfi
44:00 <Doodle> ^
44:00 <faux> one of them
44:00 <faux> erkh i had too much coffee again
44:00 <Floss> I need to pee but cbfed
44:00 <faux> now im sloshin
44:00 <faux> i gave it up for so long now im addicted again
44:00 <Floss> Lol jinx faux me too
44:00 <faux> i blame tony
45:00 <Serenity> LOL found it
45:00 <Floss> I looove my drip coffee machine
45:00 <faux> eheeeeeee
45:00 <faux> send
45:00 <faux> PRIVately 
45:00 <faux> Lol
45:00 <Doodle> rrrrrrrrrofl
45:00 <Doodle> u r so into it
45:00 <Serenity> hhahahah
45:00 <Serenity> that was so long ago
45:00 <Doodle> u sexy elf u 
46:00 <Floss> Shit all over the balls
46:00 <Doodle> wut no
46:00 <Serenity> http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t412/xXSeZzrenityXx/Picture106.jpg
46:00 <Serenity> rofl
46:00 <faux> LMAO
46:00 <Doodle> haha
47:00 <faux> the little drop of jizz
47:00 <faux> always killsnme
47:00 <Doodle> ldoj
48:00 <Serenity> roflll doodle
48:00 <Serenity> http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t412/xXSeZzrenityXx/Milan2.jpg
48:00 <Floss> How hard was that to write??!
48:00 <faux> lolol
48:00 <faux> excuse me
48:00 <faux> did u call me an elf
48:00 <Doodle> lmao
48:00 <Doodle> rathead
48:00 <Doodle> yes i called u an elf
48:00 <Doodle> cos thats the pic i used for your sexy elf vid
48:00 <faux> ohhhh
49:00 <faux> i thought u were being heightist
49:00 <Doodle> never
49:00 <Doodle> pipsqueak
49:00 <Doodle> :)
49:00 <faux> phew
49:00 <faux> oh
49:00 <Doodle> lol 
49:00 <faux> ifhy
49:00 <Floss> Bring me my piss pot
49:00 <Doodle> ldoj
49:00 <faux> STILTMAN
49:00 <faux> ye i said it
49:00 <faux> LOL
50:00 <Doodle> i'm not really tall 
50:00 <faux> everyonea tall compated to me
50:00 <Doodle> there are 15yo kids taller than me
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <faux> compared
50:00 <Floss> I cant tell how old kids are nowadays
50:00 <Floss> Highs choosers could be in their 20s
50:00 <faux> ye
50:00 <faux> steroid wombs
50:00 <faux> high choosers
50:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <Floss> Highschoolers
51:00 <Floss> Pardon me!
51:00 <Floss> Ffs
51:00 <faux> ur excused 
51:00 <Serenity> photobucket is asking me to make holiday photo cards of my boobs
51:00 <Floss> Lol
51:00 <faux> lmao
51:00 <Floss> Merry tits!
51:00 <faux> i fucking hate photobucket
51:00 <faux> so many ads and shit
51:00 <faux> i only use it when i want to summon an old photo
52:00 <Serenity> yeah i havent used it in ages
52:00 <faux> dematerialised
52:00 <Floss> I had pics of my first plant on photo bucket
52:00 <Floss> Million years ago
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> My first Plant
52:00 <Floss> It was shit
52:00 <embri0n> use imgur faux 
52:00 <faux> i use imgur to upload random pic
52:00 <faux> but i dont have an acct
52:00 <faux> i should make one
53:00 <faux> is it like
53:00 <faux> secure 
53:00 <embri0n> very
53:00 <faux> good to know
53:00 <embri0n> read their terms and conditions 
53:00 <faux> ty
53:00 <faux> ew
53:00 <Serenity> no vag pics
53:00 <faux> does anyone do that
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <embri0n> even if you dont make an acc, you can upload and save the links 
53:00 <faux> ive learnt me lesson sez
54:00 <embri0n> imgur is the most used image site at the moment 
54:00 <Floss> Weird vaginas is fun to google
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <embri0n> they clear metadata and all you need to provide for an account is an email 
54:00 <faux> pls no
55:00 <faux> ty embryo 
55:00 <embri0n> yw 
55:00 <faux> ok i must depart i am bored and need to entertain myself befote i die
55:00 <faux> adios amigos
56:00 <Serenity> o/
56:00 <embri0n> imgur is good entertainment :p 
56:00 <Floss> Toodles
56:00 <Floss> Weird vaginas
56:00 <Serenity> i think im gonna go to the shop
57:00 <embri0n> get me a coffee plz
58:00 <thestig> wot u buying
02:00 <Floss> I'm pooping
03:00 <Floss> :)
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
51:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
53:00 <TheRon> steven may, how many weeks, 6 or 7?
56:00 <TheRiddler> 6
58:00 <TheRon> i miss the old days, that'd be play on
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops!
06:00 <^pHANTOM^> wb
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ta
06:00 <^pHANTOM^> yw
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol watching top gear
08:00 <stompin> niggers
08:00 <TheRon> people for nger?
08:00 <stompin> time to clean this laptop out tonight and throw windows 10 on it
08:00 <TheRon> from
09:00 <TheRiddler> he tips over a crane
09:00 <TheRiddler> err
09:00 <TheRiddler> clarkson does
09:00 <Clarkson> that's so fucking racist
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <TheRon> n-ggers, people who annoy you
10:00 <TheRon> naggers
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is a nag
11:00 <stompin> is windows10 gona run better than windows7
12:00 <TheRiddler> so far it's all for me
12:00 <TheRiddler> *good
13:00 <TheRiddler> was playing fallout 4 last night
13:00 <TheRiddler> performed better
13:00 <TheRon> fallout boy 4
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yas! distinction on me assignment! Yew
40:00 <TheRon> wd
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> *bows*
40:00 <TheRon> plagerise much :P
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha - sif
46:00 <TheRiddler> nice 1
51:00 <under> hello there
51:00 <under> anyone working in the IT here ? thanks
59:00 <robot> hi its me, robot
06:00 <under> ?
18:00 <TheRon> They said you'd never get anywhere, Well they don't care and it's just not fair That you know, and I know better.
18:00 <Skirmish> Haven't heard that song in a long time. 
18:00 <TheRon> it's awesome
21:00 <Kynetic> like the latest fashion, like a spreading disease.. the kids are strappin' on the way to the classroom, getting weapons with the greatest of ease
21:00 <Skirmish> Offspring remain a great sound. 
22:00 <Kynetic> your never ending spree of death and violence and hate is gonna tie your own rope
22:00 <TheRon> all my friends are getting mazdas
22:00 <Kynetic> all my friends are fuckups
22:00 <Kynetic> but theyre fun to have around
23:00 <Kynetic> banana chairs out on the concrete telling stories to the stars, how geminis love wooden dragons yeah and down  the street the weeks roll by...
24:00 <GoldSpade> have a cry little girl
25:00 <Skirmish> Whalecum to the channel GoldSpade. 
25:00 <Skirmish> Use your time here to channel your inner anger to profitable ventures. 
25:00 <TheRon> whale oil beef hooked
26:00 <Kynetic> my first customer was megan she came for a hamburger with the lot no meat
26:00 <GoldSpade> lot of cum is sperm whales
26:00 <Kynetic> hey thats a salad roll i said and we started going out
26:00 <TheRon> those beers with the lemon on top don't taste too bad i'm tell you
26:00 <under> can anyone help me please?
27:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Lots of beers have lemon/lime in them now. What ones do you mean? 
27:00 <Skirmish> under: Sure we can help you. What seems to be the problem in 25 words or less.
27:00 <Kynetic> i make hamburgers i get all the girls
27:00 <TheRon> so do i
28:00 <Skirmish> Kynetic's hamburgers bring all the girls to the yard and he's like, mine are better than yours
28:00 <Kynetic> my second customer was suzie she came in for a diet pepsi morning tea
28:00 <robot> he could put an extra pickle, but he'd have to charge
28:00 <Kynetic> each day and i said 'you dont need to be on a diet do you wanna come out tonight?'
28:00 <TheRon> so darling share this wine with me, we'll be together on the eve of world war three
28:00 <Skirmish> Robot with the lol. 
29:00 <Kynetic> lol
29:00 <Skirmish> I want maccas pickles now. 
29:00 <Skirmish> I was so angry when I found out I couldn't put more than 1 serve of pickles on the burgers when you make them yourself. 
29:00 <Kynetic> lame
29:00 <Skirmish> FURIOUS!
30:00 <Kynetic> i hope you told them
30:00 <TheRon> mad!
30:00 <TheRon> i dare you ring a random maccas store and vent your anger
31:00 <Kynetic> sometimes robot rings up a maccas store and complains about the meal he just got
31:00 <Kynetic> but he didnt even get a meal
31:00 <Kynetic> he just wants to get a free one
31:00 <Kynetic> its not like he's broke or anything .. he just doenst like to pay for maccas
31:00 <TheRon> sounds like robot always wanting something for nothing
31:00 <Kynetic> personally i cant blame him
32:00 <Kynetic> typical robot
32:00 <Kynetic> he doesnt even get me any
32:00 <TheRon> i have the occassional big mac with bacon
32:00 <robot> n thats when i realised faux was actually an octopus
32:00 <robot> oh
33:00 <robot> hi faux.
33:00 <Kynetic> and if i try and steal a chip hes all like 'hey hey HEY HEY!!! GET YOUR OWN!
33:00 <robot> also lol Kynetic
33:00 <Kynetic> like he fkn paid for it or something
33:00 <robot> well i earned it
33:00 <robot> ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. 
33:00 <TheRon> bargearse "they forgot your fries!"
33:00 <faux> sif make me count
33:00 <Kynetic> dey turk err jeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrbs
33:00 <Kynetic> faux but you did, didnt you
34:00 <faux> my phone is still freezing
34:00 <Kynetic> faux get it out of the freezer then
34:00 <Kynetic> jesus
34:00 <faux> y u do dis touchwiz
34:00 <faux> Kynetic dont make me kick u
34:00 <robot> microwave it
34:00 <Kynetic> pls do
34:00 <Kynetic> make sure its nice and hard
34:00 <faux> uh
34:00 <Kynetic> just like i will be after you do
34:00 <robot> my phone actually turned off it was got so cold in canada
34:00 <faux> fence
34:00 <faux> LOL
34:00 <Kynetic> ohhhh fauxy
34:00 <faux> it was got
34:00 <Kynetic> so hot.
35:00 <robot> it was so got.
35:00 <faux> where is dematerialised hes fired
35:00 <Kynetic> typical faux
35:00 <Kynetic> with her grammar n shit
35:00 <Kynetic> robot told me faux had impeccable grammar
35:00 <Kynetic> once again robot tells lies
36:00 <robot> faux's spelling has improved 1.3 million % since she cut her nails
36:00 <faux> hey robot said it
36:00 <TheRon> there's no aphrodisiac like lonliness
36:00 <Kynetic> youth beauty, and a picture of you
36:00 <faux> "it was got so cold in canada"
36:00 <faux> something something
37:00 <faux> pictures of poooo pictures of peeee
37:00 <faux> hung up on your wall
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i prefer chocolate, ron.
37:00 <faux> for teh torlet 2 c
37:00 <faux> pro
37:00 <robot> get your dirty feet off dat
37:00 <Kynetic> truth* woops.
37:00 <Kynetic> :P
37:00 <faux> oh
37:00 <faux> feelin some de ja vu rn
38:00 <faux> i must poop brb
38:00 <robot> im watchin supergirl ay
38:00 <Kynetic> mm
38:00 <Kynetic> poopin's
38:00 <Kynetic> i might do a poop now too
38:00 <faux> ye u can call me mary poopins
38:00 <Kynetic> so me and faux can be poop buddies
38:00 <faux> k brb
38:00 <Clarkson> n understanding that when ya odds arre 1 in 5 ya got 4 times the chance of losing which defeats the purpose of the bet , ya risking 4x the payout for something that needs to win a single time its fucking redicuklous
38:00 <faux> ehe synchronised poos
38:00 <Skirmish> You should pm each other and chat intimately whilst pooping. 
38:00 <Kynetic> i bet mines stinkier
38:00 <Skirmish> Could be the beginning of something wonderful. 
39:00 <Kynetic> thats disgusting Skirmish
39:00 <Kynetic> youre one sick individual
39:00 <faux> no i dont take me phone in teh bathroom
39:00 <TheRon> "geez i'm really trying to squeeze one out!"
39:00 <Skirmish> Why not? 
39:00 <robot> u should call each other up n play battleshits
39:00 <faux> im so clumsy id flush it
39:00 <Kynetic> YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIT
39:00 <Skirmish> I forget how I ever pooped without a tablet or a smart phone. I would be so bored now.
39:00 <Kynetic> this one time robot and i played battleshits
39:00 <Kynetic> except he cheated
40:00 <Kynetic> cos he was playing fart sounds on his phone
40:00 <faux> i dont take 49 mins to poop
40:00 <Kynetic> he didnt even actually poop
40:00 <Clarkson> fags dont know shit
40:00 <robot> i also brought in some playdough to drop in
40:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <Skirmish> I think if anyone takes 49m to poop there are some serious issues. 
40:00 <TheRon> charlie you're not my charlie anymore, you're screwing it up
40:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i pretend to take 49min to poop just so i get some time to myself
41:00 <faux> speaking of poop
41:00 <Skirmish> Speaking of massive foreheads. Hey yoyo babes. 
41:00 <mzyoyo> man I just shitted on em
41:00 <faux> oh
41:00 <faux> woah
41:00 <Skirmish> On your forehead? 
41:00 <mzyoyo> hellow skirmish babes
41:00 <mzyoyo> I'll cover up my forehead for you
41:00 <mzyoyo> I know you find it offensive :(
41:00 <Skirmish> Hijab please. 
41:00 <mzyoyo> okay yeah 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif, let it shine bright like a diamond
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> it may blind him
42:00 <mzyoyo> I'm pretty muslim in dress sense 
42:00 <mzyoyo> lmao
42:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ oxymoron. 'Pretty muslim'. 
42:00 <TheRon> do you show your face in public?
42:00 <TheRon> for shame!
42:00 <mzyoyo> lol
42:00 <mzyoyo> I show my face but most of my body is often covered
42:00 <faux> Skirmish that is offensive dont be rude
43:00 <mzyoyo> I think he said it trying to be offensive
43:00 <Skirmish> faux: It's austnet it's just a joke, relax. 
43:00 <Skirmish> I am maintaining the narrative that has been given to me by you lefties. 
43:00 <faux> I REFUSE TO RELAX
43:00 <Kynetic> sooo... so you think you can tell... heaven from hell? blue skies from pain.. can you tell a green field.. from a cold steel rail.. a smile from a veil.. do you think you can tell?
43:00 <mzyoyo> Skirmish you're the reason people get bombed
43:00 <faux> get out Fennec_Fox 
43:00 <Kynetic> Fennec_Fox GET OUT
43:00 <Skirmish> I do not identify as a fighter jet. 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> racism isn’t a lefty trait
44:00 <Kynetic> out! *points to door*
44:00 <faux> give it a sec Kynetic 
44:00 <Skirmish> Kate: I know but you seem to believe simply because of some views that I am so I will maintain your narrative. 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> simply because of some views…. *coughs*
44:00 <Skirmish> ALSO ... How can mocking a muslim make me racist. It's not a race. 
45:00 <Kynetic> did they get you to trade.. your heroes for ghosts? hot ashes for trees? hot air for a cool breeze? cold comfort for change..  did you exchange a walk on part in the war..  for a lead role in a cage?
45:00 <robot> 1 2 bang supergirl
45:00 <Skirmish> I don't want to discuss them with you Kate because you've demonstrated a closed mind. I prefer to think of you as a fun person and not a closed minded petal that needs an echo chamber. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastic.
46:00 <mzyoyo> skirmish thinks I have a beautiful mind
46:00 <Skirmish> You have a mind? 
46:00 <mzyoyo> nevermind
46:00 <TheRon> i believe i believe at the end of the day her magazine will get me through
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <mzyoyo> I don't feel like my mind is all there right now though
48:00 <Doodle> in de gutter
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
48:00 <TheRon> where's your head at??
48:00 <Skirmish> I believe you had so much potential mzyoyo. You could have been the mother to my master race of children. Could have been your ticket to some mad child support once I left you cause you're cray cray. 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
49:00 <Kynetic> saturday night... do do do do do do dooooo 
49:00 <Skirmish> As soon as you said you wouldn't get the same hair style as Kate though to let me live out my fantasy, I knew it would never work between us. 
49:00 <TheRon> the waifs - lighthouse
49:00 <mzyoyo> well yeah
49:00 <mzyoyo> you probably would have felt that way about me
49:00 <robot> louder Skirmish, your tears of unfathomable sadness quench my eager thirst
50:00 <Serenity> roah robot that was realy erotic
50:00 <Skirmish> whoa calm down bucko.
50:00 <robot> ty
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it possible that you choke on the tears?
50:00 <Serenity> errotic?
50:00 <Serenity> 1 or 2
50:00 <robot> nah just joshin ya Skirmo
50:00 <Doodle> 7
50:00 <Skirmish> I guess it is possible. 
50:00 <Doodle> errrrrrrotic
50:00 <robot> bbs
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> here’s to possibilities :D
51:00 <Skirmish> Have you been getting your spawn ready to accept the new spawn and mitigate jealousy Kate? 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah. Talks, reading some books, watching some videos.
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> She is more accepting now.
53:00 <TheRiddler> is it going to be a boy or girl?
53:00 <Skirmish> My nephew is an only child and he is a cunt. 
53:00 <mzyoyo> omg
53:00 <mzyoyo> don't call nephews cunts :(
53:00 <Doodle> he is related to you ^_^
53:00 <TheRon> you love him
53:00 <Skirmish> Come on that's not fair Doodle. 
53:00 <mzyoyo> nephews are my reason for living
54:00 <Skirmish> My son is my own flesh and blood and he's a gem of a kid. Not like my cunt of a nephew. 
54:00 <Clarkson> it made me realise people on drugs can't dance for shit
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Doodle> dont b like that bb i'm just joking
54:00 <Doodle> its ok
55:00 <Skirmish> mzyoyo: Living vicariously through your siblings whilst you let the days pass and your uterus shrivels up to become a barren prune? 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> boy sues parents for 2 million for being born a ginger 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> what fucking next
55:00 <Skirmish> Should have gone for 10. Ginger move. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
56:00 <Skirmish> Kynetic: It is my burden that I see the world with such clarity. 
57:00 <TheRon> take a lod off annie, take a load for free
57:00 <TheRiddler> I have apple n ginger tea
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> such a comedian too skirmish.
57:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Cannibal. 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ginger tea is awesome
57:00 <mzyoyo> is anyone else really obsessive?
57:00 <Skirmish> That is a very general statement. 
57:00 <Immutable> yep
57:00 <Skirmish> Be more specific. 
58:00 <Skirmish> Obsessive about what. Cleaning? Tit pics? 
58:00 <TheRiddler> obsessive over what?
58:00 <mzyoyo> I'm generally obsessive
58:00 <Immutable> I'm obsessive as hell
58:00 <Skirmish> No. Yes. 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> generally obsessvive about every part of your life?
58:00 <Skirmish> Would you self diagnose yourself as OCD yoyo?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> so OCD?
59:00 <mzyoyo> katatonic_kate01 not every part but I easily get obsessed with things
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> That’d be annoying
59:00 <Immutable> I'm obsessed about mahself
59:00 <mzyoyo> No I don't have ocd but people say that I do 
59:00 <Skirmish> Did you get obsessed with me? 
59:00 <mzyoyo> bwahaha yeah Skirmish
59:00 <mzyoyo> I mean honestly yeah
59:00 <dematerialised> [12:52:15] [#melbourne] <faux> dematerialised
59:00 <dematerialised> [16:35:23] [#melbourne] <faux> where is dematerialised hes fired
59:00 <dematerialised> what?
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <Skirmish> FIRED!
00:00 <faux> phone is still freezing
00:00 <dematerialised> probably needs a factory reset then
00:00 <TheRiddler> faux trump
00:00 <TheRiddler> :p
00:00 <Skirmish> Like that guy says it in the Dr Suess movies. FI-ERED
00:00 <mzyoyo> I'm kind of obsessed with someone but it seems a bit mutual so it's okay I guess
00:00 <TheRiddler> backup n reset
00:00 <faux> wassat
00:00 <Skirmish> mzyoyo: Until it wears off one your side or his. Is he asian? 
00:00 <faux> idk how to do that
00:00 <faux> i am technologically challenged 
01:00 <mzyoyo> yeah he is Asian 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ is he asian
01:00 <mzyoyo> lol katatonic_kate01
01:00 <Skirmish> She has a thing for asians Kate. 
01:00 <mzyoyo> yeah I do 
01:00 <Immutable> who is asian?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> great
01:00 <Skirmish> RASIANS. 
01:00 <faux> speaking of asians i miss xm
01:00 <TheRiddler> where from asia?
02:00 <mzyoyo> He's Chinese
02:00 <Immutable> wat is a asia?
02:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
02:00 <TheRiddler> make him sum dim sims :p
02:00 <faux> :p
02:00 <mzyoyo> but I don't want to be obsessive 
02:00 <Skirmish> Is anyone here angry that Scarlett JH is going to play the lead in Ghost in a Shell and not an actual asian woman? So many vids on youtube about that. 
02:00 <mzyoyo> I'll get over it
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> so do some therapy
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <mzyoyo> I'm not angry about that 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> CBT on ya bike
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> or DBT
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s not about being ‘angry’ it’s bout attempting to over come habits and using techniques to do that 
04:00 <mzyoyo> I don't like CBT
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not?
04:00 <TheRon> well the the last plane out of sydney's almost gone
04:00 <Immutable> just think of him taking a giant shit dbz style
04:00 <Clarkson> may aswell fuck a tanned white chick
04:00 <Skirmish> mzyoyo: Are you worried that because obsession is a massive emotional drain when it comes to people that you or this guy will simply wake up one day and go 'meh'?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> It appears to be pretty epic in terms of time taken to be in the group
04:00 <TheRiddler> ok clarky
04:00 <Clarkson> and the inside of houses are really shit
04:00 <mzyoyo> It's a lot of effort
04:00 <mzyoyo> Skirmish nah I'm not worried
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, BUT…. long run it appears to work for lots of peeps
05:00 <mzyoyo> I just moreso want to be able to concentrate on myself
05:00 <Immutable> I hate obsessing about people
05:00 <Immutable> I always destroy em in the end
05:00 <Immutable> you don't lub me you will die
05:00 <mzyoyo> obviously I wouldn't want to make someone the centre of my life
05:00 <Skirmish> I found that in order to have meaningful relationships you have to be very secure and firm in your own self identity and don't become someone else for the other person. 
05:00 <mzyoyo> thus losing myself 
06:00 <Skirmish> Took me ages. 
06:00 <mzyoyo> Skirmish we just said the same thing!
06:00 <Skirmish> I said it better though. Naturally. 
06:00 <TheRiddler> now kiss
06:00 <mzyoyo> well, it is a competition
06:00 <Skirmish> Because concentrating on yourself is different from just being self aware and being yourself. 
06:00 <mzyoyo> anyways yeah I think you're right Skirmish for sure
07:00 <TheRiddler> hi couleurs
07:00 <mzyoyo> and yeah that is something I've had to learn also
07:00 <Skirmish> One makes you appear conceited like Kate ... And the other makes you look uber cool like me. 
07:00 <Skirmish> :P
07:00 <TheRiddler> what is better
07:00 <couleurs> Hallo
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love being conceited - best thing ever
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Just like you love being a righty skirmish
07:00 <TheRiddler> to add a bunch of cold to the tea to get it to the right temp or let it cool?
07:00 <mzyoyo> I'm not really conceited but I have a big head right now
07:00 <TheRon> thank youi, for loving me at my worst
08:00 <mzyoyo> I mean big forehead
08:00 <Skirmish> I am an intellectual centre. Not left, not right. I understand and accept merits in both parties. 
08:00 <TheRiddler> and does it change the taste
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> *laughs*
08:00 <TheRon> june 2 election
08:00 <Immutable> rofl
08:00 <mzyoyo> so Skirmish is on the fence
08:00 <Skirmish> No. 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> cold water to the tea, riddler?
08:00 <Immutable> must hurt is dick... to be so on the fence
08:00 <Skirmish> I can commit to good policy on both sides of the political divide.
09:00 <Serenity> i am so fucking over politics
09:00 <mzyoyo> Immutable nah it doesn't hurt tiny ones
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah it’s going to affect the flavour, as it will be diluted. 
09:00 <Kynetic> Serenity will you fuck me over politics?
09:00 <Clarkson> they're fucking awesome:))
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <Serenity> sure why not
09:00 <TheRiddler> damn
09:00 <mzyoyo> I'd rather fuck over scientific facts
09:00 <Immutable> urgh
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, pass on that
09:00 <Kynetic> id rather talk about scientific facts
09:00 <Immutable> science is bollocks retarded
09:00 <Kynetic> and fuck over politics
10:00 <Skirmish> mzyoyo: Do you really have a massive forehead or is that one pic I saw of you with the fat asian kid a one off? 
10:00 <TheRiddler> jet fuel dont melt steel beams! :p
10:00 <TheRon> i'd rather fuck than fight
10:00 <mzyoyo> Skirmish I don't know 
10:00 <Kynetic> TheRiddler knows
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <Skirmish> Kynetic: I like science. Did you see that some russian dumbass put a video up claiming he was showing people how to make a 'home made air con'? 
10:00 <TheRon> angry sex, is it overrated?
10:00 <Kynetic> lol
10:00 <Serenity> whats important is how do you say forehead. are you a 4head or a forrid
10:00 <Serenity> this is important
10:00 <Skirmish> He then filled it with dry ice turning it into a suicide machine that pumped CO2 into the room.
10:00 <mzyoyo> 4head
11:00 <Serenity> phew
11:00 <Immutable> I'm bored of fighting and fucking in general
11:00 <Clarkson> have you measured semen in butt levels with pipettes and beakers and such?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh forrid! lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> what about washer and flannel…
11:00 <Serenity> its a flannel ok
11:00 <Skirmish> No it's a washer or a face washer. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol no
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i say washer
11:00 <Serenity> no
11:00 <Skirmish> A flannel is a gaudy fabric that bogans wear. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol agreed skrimish *faints*
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> what about suitcase or port?
12:00 <Serenity> flannel is the type of material not the pattern ok
12:00 <mzyoyo> some people look hot in flannel
12:00 <Skirmish> Suitcase. Port is what abos drink.
12:00 <Serenity> and flannel sheets rule in winter
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> they so do!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i get too hot
12:00 <Serenity> same actually haha
12:00 <Serenity> but they feel nice
12:00 <mzyoyo> winter sux
12:00 <Skirmish> Winter rules. 
12:00 <Immutable> winter is romantic
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> it needs to be like minus 10 for me to prob enjoy them
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> winter is awesome
13:00 <Skirmish> Summer sucks when it gets above 28 degrees. 
13:00 <mzyoyo> that's the good thing about global warming
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> abover 20 degrees is meh
13:00 <Serenity> if im honest i keep summer sheets on all year around
13:00 <mzyoyo> Immutable ewww
13:00 <mzyoyo> that is like my worst nightmare
13:00 <Serenity> giz a look at your frontal lobes
14:00 <mzyoyo> I need those lobes
14:00 <Immutable> they belong to the drill head now
14:00 <mzyoyo> otherwise I won't be able to think and I'll just act on all desires
14:00 <Serenity> and then Skirmish will finally get laid
14:00 <Serenity> i mean.. wo
14:00 <Serenity> t
14:00 <mzyoyo> whahhahalsdfjlajfdlj
14:00 <TheRon> what about me it isnt fair
14:00 <TheRon> i've had enough now i want my share
14:00 <mzyoyo> ewwwwwww
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah if your frontal lobe was damaged you’d be having a few more issues than impulse control
15:00 <Immutable> the drill only selects those that are ok with global warming after accepting that is in fact a problem
15:00 <mzyoyo> I really hate it when I can't control deoderant
15:00 <stompin> oh man why did i not upgrade from windows7 ages ago
15:00 <Serenity> i gave myself a frosty with my deoderant the other day
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the acual fuck
15:00 <Clarkson> not really he loves it when you fuck his anus....
15:00 <Serenity> hurt like a mother fucker
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> how can you not control deod?
15:00 <TheRiddler> girls wearing only a flannel shirt too big for them
16:00 <TheRiddler> :p
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Like you spray or roll under arms…
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Unless there is a new method for applying deod that i’m unaware of :|
16:00 <Serenity> my pjs are flannelette the thing people are generally talking about is plaid half the time theyre not even flannel
16:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i got flannel donut pj’s
17:00 <TheRiddler> nice 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re pretty awesome and fucking HUGE!
17:00 <Serenity> my mum gave me these cause they were too big for her now they fall off mewhen i walk
17:00 <Clarkson> now it hurts so fucking much
17:00 <faux> next
17:00 <Serenity> fkn first world problems
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> I can harry high pants them
17:00 <TheRon> no pj's i freeball
17:00 <mzyoyo> have you ever been so into someone that you can't eat or sleep?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can always eat and sleep lol
18:00 <mzyoyo> just me then 
18:00 <mzyoyo> usually I can too
18:00 <Serenity> i dont like anyone enough for them to affect my sleep
18:00 <faux> or food
18:00 <faux> fuck that
18:00 <Clarkson> and have a small dick
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i’m sure lots of peeps have experienced what you’re going through mz
18:00 <Skirmish> Nothing better than a chick that is willing to starve herself for some dick.
18:00 <TheRiddler> lolll
18:00 <TheRiddler> clarky
18:00 <Clarkson> Mine get even by having loud jungle monkey sex all night
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> all night, all night long
19:00 <mzyoyo> katatonic_kate01 yeah I think it happens aye because of brain chemicals
19:00 <TheRiddler> oooh oooh ooh
19:00 <Skirmish> Kate: Usually people go through that stage in high school though when they're not emotionally mature. 
19:00 <mzyoyo> I'm not mature
20:00 <Skirmish> I think you aren't self confident. 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think that what Mz is describing is chemical / behavioural and can happen at any stage of yo life… when you meet someone new
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it oxytocin?
20:00 <Skirmish> No woman ever has made me want to pass on a Big Mac. 
20:00 <mzyoyo> lol katatonic_kate01 yeah I think you're right but I'm also immature 
20:00 <Skirmish> Maybe I am missing that chemical in my brain.
20:00 <mzyoyo> but Skirmish was just saying it to bag me out
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s cos you’re a fat bastard
20:00 <mzyoyo> really Skirmish?
20:00 <mzyoyo> what about during a breakup?
21:00 <Skirmish> I wasn't trying to bag you out. I was telling you what I think. Sometimes it can be rough but I try to be truthful as much as I can. 
21:00 <mzyoyo> alright Skirmish
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think oxytocin helps bond peeps? And babies and mums? 
21:00 <mzyoyo> well yeah I'm not self confident 
21:00 <mzyoyo> but I'm more self confident than before 
21:00 <Skirmish> Last two breakups before I met my wife were easy. I guess the relationship had gotten to a point where it was borken anyway so no point crying over spilt milk kind of thing. 
21:00 <Serenity> yes oxytocin is the 'love' hormone
22:00 <Serenity> it also induces labour
22:00 <mzyoyo> nah I don't think it's oxytocin that I'm feeling
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah builds up trust n’ shit
22:00 <Skirmish> Before that, I might mope around a bit but I've never not wanted to eat and pretended my life was ending since I was 16. 
22:00 <Serenity> thats because youre an asshole
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:00 <mzyoyo> I don't feel like my life is ending but it isn't a break up
22:00 <Skirmish> Perhaps. 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> its the start of a relationship?
23:00 <faux> i wish emotions would make me not wanna eat
23:00 <Serenity> is quite normal to be over come by emotions like that
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> same!
23:00 <faux> instead i eat the earth
23:00 <mzyoyo> It's more intense than I've felt this before
23:00 <Serenity> for short periods of time
23:00 <mzyoyo> as far as the eating and sleeping thing
23:00 <faux> and cry into me food
23:00 <stompin> Skirmish staves himself for dick
23:00 <Serenity> long periods tend to suggest other issues
23:00 <Skirmish> faux is the world devourer. 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> the only time i stopped eating was when my dad died...
23:00 <mzyoyo> I think it gets worse the older you get
23:00 <faux> ;D
23:00 <mzyoyo> awww katatonic_kate01
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw not an awww moment…. just a reaction
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> unexpected. 
24:00 <mzyoyo> why not an aww moment?
24:00 <mzyoyo> you weren't close ?
24:00 <Skirmish> Ok being honest. I was raised in a family where my dad successfully pissed on his entire side of the family and gave zero fucks including when his dad died. I guess I have picked up some of that 'zero fucks' attitude. 
24:00 <faux> :/
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <mzyoyo> I guess you weren't allowed to feel Skirmish
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Um, peeps deal with death differently.
25:00 <Skirmish> Even though I draw moustaches on my sons mother in every picture around my house I still have her in the pictures to teach my son that she matters to him. 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was surprise i didn’t eat 900 cakes. 
25:00 <mzyoyo> katatonic_kate01 yeah for sure
25:00 <faux> lmao
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <Skirmish> funniest day of my entire life when he noticed teh first moustache. 
26:00 <mzyoyo> maybe it's shock 
26:00 <mzyoyo> I don't know
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> what your ex’s mo?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> or his own?
27:00 <Skirmish> The moustaches I had drawn onto the pictures of his mum. 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
27:00 <mzyoyo> I think Skirmish's deals with things through humour
28:00 <mzyoyo> I mean Skirmish not Skimish's hahaha
28:00 <Skirmish> I had completely forgotten that I had done it. Then I hear him stop walking half way down the hall to his bedroom and he says 'Dad ..... Did you draw a moustache on mum' and I just burst out laughing. 
28:00 <TheRon> let's make it all for one and all for love
28:00 <Serenity> yuck i dont want pictures of my ex around
28:00 <Serenity> thats weird f
28:00 <mzyoyo> I'm not in love
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> motion seconded
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> except my ex was pretty
29:00 <mzyoyo> it's just a phase that I'm going through 
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> so i could deal with that
29:00 <mzyoyo> I don't mind having the pic in a box
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> when is mother’s day?
29:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: It's not pics of her and me together it's pics of her and Ethan when he was young. Sif pics of us together. That's just weird. 
29:00 <Serenity> any pics
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think it depends on how the relationship ended
29:00 <Serenity> i dont want that shit in my house
30:00 <Serenity> more so around the house
30:00 <faux> yeah canthe keep them in his room
30:00 <mzyoyo> I usually get to a stage where I stop hating my exs
30:00 <faux> around thw house is weird
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe bathroom
30:00 <Serenity> lil keeps pics of her dad in photo albums n shit but around the house is weird af
30:00 <Clarkson> when my bro lived here i was like fuck offfffffffffffff
31:00 <Skirmish> Not in living areas just in picture collages in the hallway.
31:00 <mzyoyo> Son once upon a time me and your mother loved each other very much
32:00 <Serenity> and thats why youre accidentally here
32:00 <Serenity> hahaha
32:00 <mzyoyo> hahaha
32:00 <mzyoyo> one day daddy was very horny
32:00 <Matthew> good evening to all the divine people in here
32:00 <mzyoyo> hello Matthew
32:00 <Serenity> mummy was being a lazy bitch and wouldnt swallow
32:00 <Skirmish> 'Ethan, I should have found out your mother was a crazy bitch before we had sex. Let my life be your lesson.'
32:00 <mzyoyo> who are the devine people?
32:00 <Serenity> me obv
32:00 <Matthew> oh hello
33:00 <mzyoyo> Skirmish why did you fall for a crazy bitch?
33:00 <Skirmish> Looking back I don't think I did. 
33:00 <Serenity> Skirmish when are you having another baby
33:00 <mzyoyo> Skirmish is carrying now
33:00 <Serenity> aw :')
33:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Whenever it happens I guess. 
34:00 <Serenity> is she off the pill yet lol;
34:00 <mzyoyo> whenever he can get it up
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> question: how did you not know she was a crazy bitch before you fucked her?
34:00 <Skirmish> I dunno. I don't monitor it. 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Like, no idea
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> didn’t** 
34:00 <mzyoyo> katatonic_kate01 he was probably focused on her body too much to notice
34:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: It's hard to know if someone is crazy within a few days. 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, fair call. Sucked in then~
35:00 <Serenity> ask her ok far out
35:00 <Serenity> 'excuse me irc want to know'
35:00 <mzyoyo> well
35:00 <mzyoyo> what do you mean by crazy?
35:00 <Skirmish> Ok I will sms her.
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> too late now
35:00 <mzyoyo> crazy like a fox
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol um yeah
36:00 <Skirmish> mzyoyo: 15m late home from work to find my clothes being launched out the front window onto the lawn. Bit cliche but I just popped the boot, loaded up the car and left and never went back.
36:00 <mzyoyo> oh 
36:00 <mzyoyo> was it really only 15 mins?
36:00 <Serenity> psyyyychoooo
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <mzyoyo> she must have built up a crazy scenario in her head
37:00 <Serenity> i love people that do that
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> and WHY did she do that for skirmish. No reason, or she had a reason>
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ITS NACHOS TIME
37:00 <mzyoyo> she probably thought he was fucking someone at work
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> nacho nacho man
37:00 <Serenity> fuck you i hope you choke on them
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
37:00 <Skirmish> No it was really 3 days mzyoyo and I still had lipstick from 7 different women on my dick. Not sure what your concept of time is but 15mins is pretty easy to work out. 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh….
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> 7
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
38:00 <mzyoyo> I'm just surprised it was only 15 minutes Skirmish
38:00 <mzyoyo> STFU
38:00 <mzyoyo> that's only a short amount of time to go nuts and throw all the clothes out
38:00 <mzyoyo> is all I'm saying
38:00 <Skirmish> She had a thing that I was cheating on her. Every time I went out with my mates she would demand I took her brother. Just to make her happy I did. There was nothing going on. 
38:00 <Skirmish> She was just a nutso. 
38:00 <mzyoyo> that's pretty insecure then
39:00 <Skirmish> Ya think? 
39:00 <mzyoyo> I get jealous 
39:00 <TheRon> i haven't been there fo the longest time
39:00 <Serenity> I used to be one of those nutto jealous freaks
39:00 <Serenity> now im like ehhhhhh
39:00 <Serenity> too lazy
40:00 <mzyoyo> lol
40:00 <mzyoyo> takes a lot of effort
40:00 <Skirmish> I have only been jealous/angry once with K. At her mums birthday just before we got married one of their family friends they hadn't seen in a while attended and he was hitting on her and she was completely oblivious. It pissed me off. 
40:00 <Serenity> jealousy is a stupid emotion
40:00 <mzyoyo> oh
40:00 <Serenity> the only person it effects is you
40:00 <Serenity> no one else cares
40:00 <Serenity> just makes you feel bad for no reason
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew that
40:00 <mzyoyo> well the person I'm obsessed with --- lol I should stop saying that
41:00 <mzyoyo> I'll just say the person I like
41:00 <mzyoyo> he expressed jealousy to me
41:00 <mzyoyo> I think some jealousy is normal
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
41:00 <mzyoyo> and it shows you care
41:00 <Skirmish> The asian your prune uterus wants to be full of .... 
41:00 <Serenity> i dunno if i agree with that
41:00 <mzyoyo> prune uterus?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ms
41:00 <mzyoyo> what does that mean?
41:00 <Serenity> i dont get jealous at all and i still care
41:00 <mzyoyo> saying I'm old?
41:00 <Skirmish> Jealousy shows you care? LOL 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, jealousy is NOT a sign you care
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> that is NOT a healthy relationship
42:00 <mzyoyo> I mean 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not ever!
42:00 <mzyoyo> you should care
43:00 <mzyoyo> so you think it's healthier to not care if your partner is into other people?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <Matthew> Denise
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah dear… it really depends on the dynamics and what is acceptable within the said relationship
43:00 <mzyoyo> I'm not saying crazy jealousy
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> however, i personally don’t think being jealous of your partners friends is healthy.
44:00 <mzyoyo> but I think if someone wasn't a little jealous it would be a concern
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… each to their own
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think open communication is important
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> so issues can be discussed. Then jealousy doesn’t creep in.  
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Bada bing
45:00 <mzyoyo> well i'll give you an example
45:00 <mzyoyo> so he found out I'm staying over my guy friend's place
45:00 <mzyoyo> so he was asking a lot of questions, like if it's a booty call etc. and seemed a little unhappy about it
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome. he must really care about you.
46:00 <mzyoyo> maybe not
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah i shouldn’t be a sarcastic cunt… but…
46:00 <mzyoyo> but I didn't really know he was interested before that
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> would you let another mutual friend affect you like that?
47:00 <mzyoyo> katatonic_kate01 what do you mean?
47:00 <mzyoyo> it wasn't a mutual friend of ours
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> as in, how would you feel if another friend of yours was giving your 26 questions about staying at a guy friends house?
48:00 <mzyoyo> I'd think it was funny
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Would you be like… ease up tiger he is a friend and drop it?
48:00 <mzyoyo> lol
49:00 <Immutable> or would you be like
49:00 <mzyoyo> he didn't ask me that many questions
49:00 <mzyoyo> but I said - don't worry it's just a friend
49:00 <Immutable> ease up or you will have to deal with my mate bricko
49:00 <mzyoyo> --- then I realised that I just gave myself away
49:00 <mzyoyo> and he's like... what do you mean don't worry?
49:00 <Immutable> and then show him a brick you drew a face on
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah well, good that you can communicate issues
50:00 <mzyoyo> lol we shouldn't even have issues
50:00 <mzyoyo> we've just started talking really
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’d be alarmed if the said dude became all weird and started isolating you from your friends and family
50:00 <robot> it's hot tonight
51:00 <mzyoyo> katatonic_kate01 yeah 
51:00 <Immutable> bricko can see brickette whenever he wants
51:00 <mzyoyo> umm I wouldn't let that happen ever
51:00 <mzyoyo> I do what I want 
51:00 <mzyoyo> I've been in a situation with somneone that was unhealthily jealous 
52:00 <mzyoyo> I broke up with them straight away
52:00 <robot> did they just keep coming back like a yoyo
52:00 <robot> hahahahahahahqahahhahahaahhahaa
52:00 <mzyoyo> they got mad at me because some guy touched my hips when we kissed hello
52:00 <robot> yoyo.
52:00 <mzyoyo> YOLO
52:00 <robot> mzyolo?
53:00 <mzyoyo> lol
53:00 <Immutable> whoever gets the winning yolo jolo in first aye
53:00 <Immutable> he's the REAL dad
53:00 <mzyoyo> You only yoyo once
53:00 <Immutable> that's a bad yoyo
53:00 <mzyoyo> you're only young once
54:00 <mzyoyo> you own your ovaries
54:00 <Immutable> exactly
55:00 <Immutable> I fucken love that show
55:00 <mzyoyo> I like it when they guy tries to be the boss but then ends up turning around and being a follower 
55:00 <Matthew> where did katatonic_kate01 go? she is divine
55:00 <mzyoyo> is she?
56:00 <Immutable> flanalette princess 
57:00 <mzyoyo> I don't think he's going to contact me
57:00 <mzyoyo> or I mean how long do you wait for that?
57:00 <Immutable> just tell this asian dude that you like him
57:00 <Immutable> and he'll be like
57:00 <mzyoyo> I've let him know but without saying it upfront
57:00 <Immutable> .....
57:00 <Immutable> just say it stupid
58:00 <mzyoyo> I think he knows there's something there
58:00 <Immutable> and stop telling us about your obsessions
58:00 <mzyoyo> lol Immutable
58:00 <mzyoyo> sorry is it annoying?
58:00 <Immutable> yeah everyone should be interested in MY obsessions jeez
58:00 <mzyoyo> what are they?
58:00 <Kynetic> im interested
59:00 <Kynetic> so i can poke fun at them
59:00 <mzyoyo> I don't think people should care about mine 
59:00 <Kynetic> and then feel miserable about it
59:00 <mzyoyo> I know it's pretty uninteresting to everyone else
59:00 <Matthew> Serenity
59:00 <mzyoyo> lol Kynetic
00:00 <Immutable> err I am obsessed about crypto jesus-aliens philosophy surrounding pleiadians.. ** cough
00:00 <mzyoyo> so typical Immutable
00:00 <Immutable> your chakras and shit are misaligned mzyoyo 
00:00 <Clarkson> good when ya wash alot of grease down the drains from snags n shit
00:00 <mzyoyo> I find American Indian myth interesting but it scares the shit out of me
00:00 <Immutable> I can tell by how you're being a bitch right now
00:00 <Serenity> ?
00:00 <mzyoyo> Immutable 
01:00 <mzyoyo> lol I'm actually trying to align them
01:00 <mzyoyo> right now
01:00 <Matthew> i moved in today :D
01:00 <Serenity> ohh woo exciting
01:00 <Serenity> is it amazing
01:00 <Immutable> well good
01:00 <Immutable> om'.....
01:00 <mzyoyo> it feels so good when they are aligned
01:00 <mzyoyo> I'm completely off centre 
01:00 <Immutable> you need to have sex with this asian dude
01:00 <mzyoyo> bwahaha
01:00 <mzyoyo> hopefully one day
01:00 <Immutable> yeah 
02:00 <mzyoyo> but it's complicated
02:00 <Matthew> it is... im in heaven
02:00 <Immutable> Serenity who is a pleiadian starseed communicated this to me with her super brain chakra bullshit energy
02:00 <Serenity> wot
02:00 <nevs> well damn
02:00 <nevs> looks like i came in at the right time
02:00 <mzyoyo> I look like your typical alien person
02:00 <mzyoyo> don't they have blue eyes and shit?
03:00 <Immutable> then you're an alien 
03:00 <Immutable> bwow
03:00 <Serenity> dont involve me in your tin foil hippy nonsense
03:00 <Matthew> im just sitting back indulging in my new theatre room
03:00 <mzyoyo> plus I have those qualities of sensitivity or whatever
03:00 <mzyoyo> high empathy
03:00 <nevs> lol
03:00 <Immutable> I have the qualities of this brick with a smiley face drawn on it
04:00 <nevs> cracked.
04:00 <Immutable> we are pliation star brothers
04:00 <Immutable> away
04:00 <mzyoyo> you're either my dream guy or a psychopath that has read me really well
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> mmmm nachos
05:00 <partay> mm taco
05:00 <Matthew> http://imgur.com/127Iw9O
05:00 <mzyoyo> food just doesn't do it for me
06:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i bet dick does
06:00 <Clarkson> well let people finish dinner and shit Ellie Mac
07:00 <partay> zing
07:00 <partay> does dick
07:00 <zaim> install an adblocker Matthew
08:00 <partay> dick does 
08:00 <mzyoyo> yeah I need some penis
08:00 <Clarkson> you must have drunk a fuck load of whiskey to still have a hang over a few days later
08:00 <nevs> i had a big tv in my media room but i converted to a hd projector instead
08:00 <nevs> pretty neat
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> well it just so happens mzyoyo that i have two, one is a spare
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> awwww
10:00 <Matthew> this is a projector tbh
11:00 <partay> nevs wall porn ?
11:00 <nevs> partay 100%
11:00 <partay> best kind
12:00 <nevs> helps the aim
12:00 <partay> you can even shadow yourself into the action
12:00 <zaim> hii
12:00 <stebie> hihi
13:00 <zaim> http://www.speedtest.net/result/5262250824.png
13:00 <stebie> :<
14:00 <zaim> soon.
14:00 <stebie> ^___^
15:00 <Serenity> why is your ping so high
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> why is your pig so high
17:00 <Serenity> the cunt ate my stash
17:00 <Immutable> feed your pig pills
17:00 <zaim> really
17:00 <zaim> high
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ahhhh fuck i just got vanilla coke backwards through my nose
18:00 <Serenity> good
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> it fucking burned and now i have tears in my eyes
18:00 <Clarkson> thats a fucking stupid thing to say
18:00 <Serenity> yes high mines like 1
18:00 <zaim> prove it
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> now i have coke coming out my nose mixed with snot :|
18:00 <zaim> only if u wanna.. 
19:00 <Serenity> it made a liar out of me its 2 atm
20:00 <Serenity> with 4 people hammering it hah
20:00 <Serenity> http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/5262261750
20:00 <zaim> your internet runs on light. mine does not.
20:00 <Serenity> what do you mean light
20:00 <zaim> LIGHT FAM
20:00 <zaim> fibre optics.
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> optic fibre
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> = light
20:00 <Serenity> oh duh
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> zaim == hfc
20:00 <Serenity> ok
20:00 <zaim> thanks WiDe^AnGeL
20:00 <Serenity> that makes sense
20:00 <zaim> hfc = cable
21:00 <Serenity> yes i know ty
21:00 <partay> coax
21:00 <zaim> np
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> are you sure
21:00 <Serenity> i thought you were implying it doesnt get used much
21:00 <Serenity> as in load
21:00 <zaim> haha
21:00 <zaim> get your thesaurus out
21:00 <zaim> im sure you thrash yours on the pron
21:00 <partay> and by thesaurus he meant boobs
21:00 <Serenity> you dont hate me partay dont lie
22:00 <partay> i hate your internet 
22:00 <Serenity> i dont :D
22:00 <partay> wheres my NBN you lazy fucks 
23:00 <zaim> partay, what area u in
23:00 <partay> Brisbane
23:00 <zaim> gl hf
23:00 <zaim> brisbane isnt on the list to get nbn
23:00 <zaim> ever
23:00 <Serenity> that sucks
23:00 <partay> so ill stay on dial-up?
23:00 <Skirmish> Yes
23:00 <zaim> looks like it
24:00 <partay> and stick with my 240p porn
24:00 <zaim> any porn is good porn
25:00 <Skirmish> Cunts here eating thai and pizza and I bought apples. I should have learned by now. 
25:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <Serenity> we just had home made hamburgers
25:00 <Skirmish> I think I might order a pizza to be delivered. 
25:00 <Serenity> well they did, i had like lettuce taco things
27:00 <Skirmish> Might get a monster pizza and eat the whole thing so I can go home later and cry myself to sleep.
27:00 <robot> Serenity loves tacos
28:00 <Serenity> who doesnt
30:00 <Skirmish> I hate hairy taco
31:00 <British^Meat> I hate Taco
32:00 <partay> theres hairy taco?
35:00 <partay> speaking of  hairy taco
35:00 <partay> hi Floss
35:00 <Floss> Evening
36:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i have it on good authority that Floss's taco is smooth and creamy
37:00 <Floss> Or is it hairyer than a monkeys arse?
37:00 <Skirmish> If her bf/husband really does have the biggest dick in the world her taco would look like it's gone 3 rounds of UFC. 
38:00 <Floss> A taco that's been dropped
38:00 <Floss> On concrete
38:00 <Floss> From 30 floors up
38:00 <partay> it would look like a dropped lasagna
38:00 <Serenity> taco shouldnt ever be creamy
38:00 <Serenity> sorry
39:00 <partay> unless its been cream pied
39:00 <Floss> The guac
39:00 <partay> oh no
39:00 <Picard> hi
39:00 <Picard> partay how are you old fella?
39:00 <Floss> Speaking of monkeys arses
39:00 <Floss> Hey picard
40:00 <partay> heh hullo Picard
40:00 <Picard> Floss hello dear
40:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/5262297833
40:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> my internet > your internet
40:00 <couleurs> Photoshop!!!!!!!!
40:00 <Picard> wtf has been going on in here?
40:00 <Floss> But how many curics is it
41:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> about  36
41:00 <Picard> who uses bogpond?
41:00 <Picard> Matthew hello how are you?
42:00 <Picard> im a little bored
43:00 <British^Meat> fuck off then
43:00 <partay> IRC best seller 
43:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/13015497_2705088016205038_557947736112224240_n.png?oh=c78381d0bc4f9d04d922cccf2c822dee&oe=577B2320
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> mmmmmm brb
45:00 <Picard> wow British^Meat, so much hostility
45:00 <Floss> Fiddle dee dee
46:00 <Skirmish> Pictard is here. I am ok with that because it means that the children in his area are safe for tonight. 
47:00 <Doodle> :o
47:00 <Picard> Skirmish stop this trash talk.
48:00 <Picard> its not needed and unfounded.
48:00 <dematerialised> much like your penis
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <faux> Unsavoury and uncouth.
48:00 <Immutable> I didn't do my dishes
48:00 <Immutable> :(
48:00 <Picard> yes faux, it is.
49:00 <Immutable> I listened to ace of base and had a showa
49:00 <faux> a showa
49:00 <Immutable> a showaaaaaa
49:00 <faux> r u a showa or a growa
50:00 <faux> or a farken lawn mowa
50:00 <Immutable> I'm not a terrorist
50:00 <Matthew> hello tbh
50:00 <faux> oh
50:00 <Picard> matty hun
50:00 <faux> hello fyi
50:00 <Doodle> faux i need a shower come hold me up
51:00 <Doodle> by the crotchal area
51:00 <faux> yes sir
51:00 <Picard> disgusting
51:00 <Serenity> would you two keep your filth contained to one channel
51:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <Doodle> i cant
52:00 <Doodle> its a lot of filth
52:00 <Serenity> lool
52:00 <Doodle> i stuck me 20s back on sezz
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <partay> do faux and Doodle will now me known ad foodle 
53:00 <faux> what
53:00 <Doodle> he is talking like a deaf person, say it out loud
53:00 <Serenity> pics
53:00 <Doodle> lol it was dark when i finished
53:00 <faux> Lmaoooooo
53:00 <faux> HE THTUCK A NEEDOO IN MY NECK
53:00 <Doodle> haha
53:00 <partay> like brangelina
53:00 <partay> faux and Doodle... Foodle 
54:00 <Doodle> Doodaux
54:00 <robot> a needoo
54:00 <faux> read what you wrote again and translate it pls
54:00 <robot> hehe
54:00 <faux> fauxdle
54:00 <Serenity> it would have made sense if you werent typing like you were having a seizure
54:00 <Picard> johnny depp and his wife are tards 
54:00 <Doodle> der
54:00 <partay> yah it was typed with one hand on the keys 
54:00 <faux> ok
54:00 <Immutable> foodle
54:00 <Doodle> thats no excuse i always type one handed
54:00 <Serenity> me too ;)
54:00 <faux> I DONT LIKE FOODLE
54:00 <Picard> stop wanking
54:00 <Doodle> eeehehe
54:00 <Doodle> me either faux
54:00 <Doodle> never Picard
55:00 <faux> doodaux or fauxdle tysm
55:00 <Doodle> fauxdle doodaux dandy
55:00 <Serenity> just fuck already
55:00 <Serenity> im getting impaient
55:00 <Doodle> umm
55:00 <Serenity> impatient
55:00 <robot> hehe foodle
55:00 <Doodle> bascuse me sarah
55:00 <Serenity> no mate i dont want to hear your excuses
55:00 <Serenity> theyre old
55:00 <faux> golly
55:00 <faux> like him
55:00 <faux> cunt
55:00 <Doodle> :o
56:00 <faux> i mean hello
56:00 <Doodle> right thats it
56:00 <Doodle> i'm packing me penis up and going to have a shower
56:00 <Doodle> bblzzz
56:00 <Immutable> discipline your woman
56:00 <thestig> rofl
56:00 <faux> LOL everytime i say i mean hello i think of homer in the elevator
56:00 <faux> where hes like
56:00 <faux> AHH.. i mean.. AHHlloo...
56:00 <faux> HEHAHEUAJAJRJA
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <faux> excellent. 
56:00 <partay> here Doodle
56:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12718042_1731774327060362_1759659307142498605_n.png?oh=842bd5f2524270ce42da9f308eb4e585&oe=57AD0640
58:00 <Matthew> Picard I moved into my new residence today fyi
58:00 <Picard> nice
59:00 <Matthew> yes. yes it is.
59:00 <Picard> i was in your shitty city on the weekend
59:00 <faux> Serenity
00:00 <Serenity> hello
00:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/inBIAGUl3mU
00:00 <faux> WATCH THIS NOW PLD
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Homer Sees Mindy | The Simpsons Views: 10,435 Uploader: thecomputerdude24 TV & Movie Clips Uploaded: Apr 9, 2015 Duration: 0m4s Rating: 4.84
00:00 <Serenity> i cannot the important part of sister act 2 is on
00:00 <Serenity> but i know what it is
01:00 <faux> best 4 seconds of me life
01:00 <faux> NO
01:00 <faux> ok
01:00 <faux> fine
01:00 <faux> ihy
01:00 <Serenity> do not
01:00 <Serenity> that is the second hate ive got tonight
01:00 <Serenity> im doing well
01:00 <faux> good
01:00 <Serenity> i wonder if i will get some attention at 2am again
02:00 <Picard> y 2am
02:00 <Serenity> i dunno ask the trolls who troll at 2am while im snoring
03:00 <Picard> oh ok
04:00 <Skirmish> Who was it this time? 
05:00 <Picard> u
06:00 <Serenity> no idea whoever it is changes their nick every day
07:00 <Skirmish> Cherri_pie was laying it on thick last night hitting on amelia. Got cringe worthy. 
07:00 <Skirmish> Was funny to watch. 
07:00 <Serenity> yuck
07:00 <Picard> ewwww
07:00 <Picard> im gunna vomit
07:00 <Skirmish> For all her mean girl antics she didn't have the heart to shoot him down. 
08:00 <Serenity> amelia would have been waiting for the opportune moment to suck his soul out of his arse
08:00 <Serenity> god damn it shes not even here
09:00 <Picard> who is kara_2015
09:00 <dematerialised> my other irc girlfriend
10:00 <Picard> so its a mid 20's guy?
10:00 <Skirmish> Picard typical to form looking for female nicks that don't know he's old creepy uncle fester. 
11:00 <Serenity> someone tell me its a good idea to go for a run
11:00 <Skirmish> It is a terrible idea to go for a run because there are creatures out there that when they see you run, they will want to chase. 
11:00 <partay> go find some stairs.. do them instead
12:00 <Skirmish> Running is for africans. They are good at it. I am happy to leave it to them.
13:00 <Picard> run in front of a bus Skirmish
13:00 <Serenity> you're all slack
13:00 <Picard> ride a bike
13:00 <Skirmish> I have no interest in running anywhere near a bus thanks George. 
14:00 <faux> the fuck is george
14:00 <Picard> it would be awesome if u got hit by a bus
14:00 <Skirmish> Picard = George from Seinfield. 
14:00 <partay> Picard is more like Uncle Leo 
14:00 <Skirmish> Uncle Fester
14:00 <faux> which one is that
15:00 <Skirmish> https://i2.wp.com/www.rnningfool.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/10442-210.gif
15:00 <Serenity> lucky i have a treadmill and i dot have to go outside
15:00 <partay> http://abcnews.go.com/images/Entertainment/abc_wnn_uncleleo_110217_wg.jpg
16:00 <Skirmish> ^Uncle Fester.
16:00 <Picard> i have a treadmill
17:00 <Skirmish> Never used it. But he has one.
17:00 <Picard> use it often
17:00 <Skirmish> Never used it because he weighs more than it's allowable load. 
17:00 <Picard> cool story bro
17:00 <Skirmish> Is it a horse sized treadmill? 
18:00 <Skirmish> Why are you still so fat if you run on a treadmill? 
18:00 <Picard> i dont run
18:00 <Picard> i walk
18:00 <Skirmish> Whilst you eat donuts? 
18:00 <Picard> no
18:00 <Skirmish> Need to up the pace a bit fatty. 
18:00 <Serenity> ive only recently started running
19:00 <Serenity> but i have a whole range of gym equip i use
19:00 <Skirmish> Speak of the devil and she shall appear. Hello amelia. 
19:00 <amelia> why hallo thar
19:00 <Skirmish> Cherri logged in for 10 seconds before looking for you. 
20:00 <amelia> I think he's doin it to stir you's up
20:00 <amelia> cos he's never been like that before
20:00 <Skirmish> It's more believable that he's got a raging chubby for you. 
20:00 <Picard> http://www.amazon.com/LoveBots-AC342-Love-Glider-Machine/dp/B00767NBUQ
20:00 <amelia> jeezus
20:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
20:00 <dematerialised> and im going back to RL
20:00 <Picard> Serenity has that exercise machine
21:00 <amelia> hurro @ chu demat ok c @ u demat
21:00 <Doodle> hi@amelia
21:00 <amelia> Hi@chu fwend how be everyone
21:00 <Doodle> dandy thx
22:00 <amelia> delightful to hear
22:00 <Doodle> brb sticking me head in the oven
22:00 <amelia> okies pls enjoy
22:00 <Skirmish> JEW be careful doing that. 
22:00 <Doodle> :o
22:00 <Doodle> i did nazi that coming
22:00 <Skirmish> Don't JEW be taking any risks in the oven. 
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Picard> crank the gas up high
23:00 <Doodle> subtle
23:00 <Doodle> its electric
23:00 <Picard> honest.
23:00 <Skirmish> Picard ruined it. Just like his wifes life. Ruined. 
23:00 <Picard> at least i have a wife, and kids. where are yours 
23:00 <thestig> his wife left him for a midget
23:00 <Skirmish> They are fake. 
24:00 <Doodle> as if having a wife and kids is something to brag about
24:00 <Picard> kids was taken by dhs
24:00 <Doodle> i'd rather have syphillis
24:00 <Picard> it is when u have lost yours for being a cunt. at least she stuck around with me
24:00 <British^Meat> ?
24:00 <Doodle> speaking of sticky cunts
25:00 <Skirmish> What's he talking about? 
25:00 <Doodle> hi k8
25:00 <Picard> speaking of cunts, hello u pregnant cunt
25:00 <Clarkson> no crash fuck that
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <Picard> when was your last supervised visit
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow picard so original.
25:00 <thestig> whos the dad
25:00 <Skirmish> Who is picard talking to? 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> aliens, obv
25:00 <Doodle> who's the mum
25:00 <thestig> what kind of aliens
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> mum is unknown
26:00 <Doodle> she sounds like a slut
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <thestig> are they robot aliens?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, sure why not
26:00 <Picard> stupid cunt
26:00 <Clarkson> everyday waiting for her fluff relaxes on the window seal n out comes that fucker of a bird , belly dead flat sliding along mah fucking window making sure fluff reacts
26:00 <Doodle> :/
27:00 <British^Meat> lol
27:00 <British^Meat> that was pieter
27:00 <British^Meat> mah
27:00 <Doodle> ye
27:00 <thestig> hi british meat
27:00 <British^Meat> greets
28:00 <Picard> thestig hows your dad, chucky?
28:00 <Skirmish> I wonder what chris is doing right now if he hasn't killed himself. 
28:00 <thestig> haha
29:00 <Skirmish> That was an epic meltdown to go out on. 
29:00 <thestig> when was the meltdown
29:00 <amelia> I will be gutted if i never get to see a homemade tisk video
29:00 <amelia> absolutely gutted
29:00 <Doodle> i'd like to see that
29:00 <Skirmish> On the weekend. He was fine until Cath said something to him about a girl in #sydney and he lost it big time. 
30:00 <thestig> lol
30:00 <Picard> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thestig wishes he had a girl in sydney
30:00 <Skirmish> Then he started ranting hardcore that he had taken 2 x boxes of pills and that if a girl wasn't bought to his house in 24hrs he would kill himself. 
30:00 <amelia> I haf a girl in sydney
30:00 <amelia> faux s2 s2 s2
31:00 <thestig> skirmish rofl i will have to have a look
31:00 <Picard> thestig will u dress in drag and fuck chris?
31:00 <robot> hi GeorgiiaXoXx
31:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> hey y'all
31:00 <Skirmish> thestig: He got zlined once he started to spam YOU WILL ALL BE EXECUTED. 
31:00 <faux> ehe
31:00 <faux> xox
31:00 <Skirmish> Hi GeorgiiaXoXx 
32:00 <faux> can someone rub me toe
32:00 <faux> i smashed it against the table and its throbbing 
33:00 <faux> tenks
33:00 <British^Meat> someone that isnt me say camel toe
33:00 <Picard> faux i will
33:00 <faux> someone who isn't picard
33:00 <faux> .
33:00 <Picard> :(
33:00 <Picard> shattered
33:00 <British^Meat> ugh, he'd probably wipe it all over his sweaty shiny head
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> pasta and noodle maker….. how many times would you actually use the machine
34:00 <Picard> never
35:00 <Skirmish> Never because the fat cunt just eats take away all the time. 
37:00 <Picard> i do?
37:00 <Picard> some amusing you think you know so much about me
37:00 <Picard> fucking cretin
37:00 <Clarkson> what the fuck at the last one?
37:00 <robot> some amusing
37:00 <couleurs> Hi Room
38:00 <faux> lmo
38:00 <faux> a
38:00 <robot> lmoa
38:00 <Skirmish> Calm down uncle fester
38:00 <faux> ye its how they laugh in samoa
38:00 <couleurs> lmao from samoa 
38:00 <faux> woah
38:00 <faux> twinz
38:00 <robot> faux i was gonna say its where u come from, its near samoa
38:00 <couleurs> #twinning
38:00 <faux> triplets
39:00 <couleurs> #tripling
40:00 <faux> brbz
40:00 <totalAPE> [man whern i did coke i just ahhh, said shit lol
41:00 <British^Meat> hahahahahahahahah
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> put down the ice pipe
42:00 <amelia> iCe PiPe
42:00 <couleurs> agreed.
43:00 <British^Meat> https://youtu.be/_9BGLtqqkVI
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Weezer - Hash Pipe Views: 11,192,152 Uploader: WeezerVEVO Uploaded: Jun 17, 2009 Duration: 2m52s Rating: 4.89
50:00 <partay> Doodle and faux seem to be MIA 
51:00 <Immutable> makin babies
51:00 <Picard> jealous?
51:00 <Immutable> of what?
51:00 <partay> of? Doodle or faux ?
52:00 <Picard> Doodle getting some and your not
52:00 <Immutable> I'd say my chakras are aligned and I feel an elated sense of indifference
52:00 <partay> lol
53:00 <partay> Picard i can why you would say that
53:00 <partay> understand*
54:00 <British^Meat> lol
54:00 <Picard> english isnt your first language?
55:00 <Immutable> you need to chill Picard 
55:00 <partay> hablo inglese y espanol 
55:00 <Immutable> your penis anger is obvious
55:00 <Picard> im chilled dude
56:00 <Immutable> nah you're on the attack
56:00 <Immutable> that's the opposite of chill
56:00 <partay> speaking of pristine vag 
57:00 <British^Meat> lol
00:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt do that right now
00:00 <Serenity> just sayin
00:00 <amelia> sweaty box
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <Serenity> indeed
01:00 <British^Meat> u seen that ad?
01:00 <Serenity> which
01:00 <British^Meat> with the testicals?
01:00 <British^Meat> talking to the brain about cycling?
02:00 <British^Meat> lol sounds weird
02:00 <Serenity> i dont think i have
02:00 <robot> goodnight
03:00 <thestig> amsy new plebs
03:00 <British^Meat> what?
03:00 <British^Meat> like, the show?
04:00 <thestig> yeh
04:00 <thestig> you watch it?
04:00 <British^Meat> dude
04:00 <British^Meat> i seen em all and its a pisser
04:00 <thestig> haha
04:00 <British^Meat> u sayin there is a new season?
04:00 <thestig> season 3 epi 4 is out
04:00 <British^Meat> the slave cracks me up
04:00 <thestig> so you got 4 new ones to watch :)
04:00 <thestig> haha grumio is so funny
05:00 <British^Meat> fucking legend
05:00 <Clarkson> pieter, reconsider your purchase. just imagine the size of the tits you could buy Bass`Babe85
05:00 <British^Meat> it is too!
05:00 <British^Meat> d/l now cheers!
05:00 <Skirmish> You guys should watch Rick and Morty on netflix. It's funny as. 
05:00 <thestig> welcome!
05:00 <thestig> i will check it out
06:00 <British^Meat> NO
06:00 <British^Meat> watch Fresh Meat
07:00 <Skirmish> Ethan and I watched the whole season of Rick and Morty in one night we were llaughing so much. 
09:00 <Skirmish> Also for a 30m show that is absolutely retarded in a funny way watch Kung Fury also on Netflix. 
09:00 <dematerialised> im all hot and sweaty
09:00 <dematerialised> who wants to give me back rubs/
09:00 <dematerialised> ?
10:00 <Skirmish> In Kung Fury vikings were around when dinosaurs were around, lasers show out of dinosaurs eyes and viking women had gattling guns. 
10:00 <partay> Fennec_Fox
10:00 <Skirmish> Shot*
10:00 <British^Meat> cant talk, Fennec_Fox is here....
10:00 <British^Meat> heya
11:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> so hungry
11:00 <dematerialised> Fennec_Fox thinks I am a beautiful philipino lady
11:00 <partay> GeorgiiaXoXx like chocolate?
11:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> i wish
11:00 <partay> i have half a bar
11:00 <dematerialised> i bet you do
11:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> lol
11:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> pfff
12:00 <British^Meat> what a cow
14:00 <dematerialised> so today i went and bought two light globes for my exterior garage light
14:00 <dematerialised> both were blown
14:00 <dematerialised> bought a third and realised the light switch  was off
14:00 <dematerialised> :/
14:00 <dematerialised> so now I have three edison screw bulbs sitting around doing nothing
14:00 <dematerialised> thanks for listening
15:00 <partay> crush them up.. mix in some faeces and  throw them at a politician 
15:00 <British^Meat> if you could be a smell GeorgiiaXoXx what would it be?
15:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> lmao
16:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> thats hilarious
16:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> wtf kind of question  is that lol
16:00 <British^Meat> ANSWER
16:00 <British^Meat> IT
16:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> a fart
17:00 <British^Meat> A warm one or a real duster?
18:00 <dematerialised> i'm the illest
18:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> lol
20:00 <British^Meat> I think if i was a smell id be lynx Africa
20:00 <dematerialised> my smell is tangy fermented seawater
20:00 <British^Meat> Or espesso coffee....
20:00 <dematerialised> wb faux
21:00 <faux> tenks
21:00 <Picard> did u cum?
21:00 <faux> me phone isnt charginggggg 
21:00 <British^Meat> but probably lynx africa
21:00 <faux> i had to turn it off
21:00 <dematerialised> time for a new one faux
21:00 <faux> to get it to 24%
21:00 <faux> i think its the charger
21:00 <faux> being a mcCunty
21:00 <dematerialised> could be
22:00 <faux> also theres a software update but i cant install it cos i have no room on me bloody phone
27:00 <Picard> fuktard
27:00 <GoldSpade> shes a bitch when she wants to be
32:00 <embri0n> Serenity, thanx for throwing that coffee at my head, i've been passed out since. 
32:00 <partay> next time she'll take it out of the pot first
38:00 <embri0n> that would be nice
40:00 <Floss> Plerb
40:00 <partay> Floss sammich me 
40:00 <Floss> Git fucked
41:00 <partay> ok
42:00 <Floss> I wanna cheat on fish farm
43:00 <partay> whats fish farm
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ask ya mum
43:00 <Floss> It's a fun game
44:00 <Floss> But it takes ages
44:00 <Skirmish> Why do you call your husband fish farm? 
44:00 <Floss> Hurr De Hurr durr
45:00 <Floss> Beer me that cd
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> is house of cards good?
56:00 <couleurs> i'm good
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s good
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> but house of cards?
56:00 <Skirmish> Have you seen any of it Kate? 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
56:00 <couleurs> yes it's good 2
56:00 <Skirmish> I've watched 2 x seasons. It's a very good drama. 
57:00 <couleurs> season 1 and 2 esp
57:00 <Skirmish> Lots of twists. 
57:00 <couleurs> 3rd 1 was boaring
57:00 <couleurs> haven't sean the new 1 2 busy with irc ok
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok
59:00 <Skirmish> Kevin Spacey's character is played really well. So is his wife. 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> potential
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> solace wins (movie)
08:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/W8C0Yt3.jpg
08:00 <couleurs> holy moly
34:00 <TheRiddler> watching fresh prince
35:00 <Floss> Bitch you crazy
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
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