// #melbourne — 2016-03-31
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00:40:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12923296_10208552848676146_6645074267932436357_n.jpg?oh=30b33db106469cefd5e007d7c4cea5b3&oe=5785C10D&__gda__=1467488600_6139ccf4528ffe5d956a8abbbaa2e0f2
00:43:00 <doctor> that's not funny he had a stroke!
01:38:00 <Student> Greetings
01:47:00 <TheRiddler> buying a new hdd
01:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> for?
01:47:00 <TheRiddler> computer
01:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
01:48:00 <TheRiddler> my current 1 is getting too small
01:48:00 <TheRiddler> and it's actually not suited for gaming I think
01:49:00 <TheRiddler> I bought it from a retail store
01:49:00 <TheRiddler> in a rush
01:50:00 <TheRiddler> because the hdd I was going use was having troubles
01:56:00 <Trevor> ding dong the witch is dead
09:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks n creeps
10:49:00 <Student> Greetings
13:38:00 <Hanks> Hi Hankin Sharp here
13:42:00 <Hanks> Hello
14:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
15:29:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> traitors
15:53:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
15:55:00 <Hanks> Hi Hankin Sharp here
15:57:00 <Hanks> Snobs
16:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> creeps
16:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> freak
16:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi freak
16:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hi creep
16:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> :D
16:50:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
16:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
16:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
16:59:00 <TheRiddler> nm
16:59:00 <TheRiddler> eating hotxbuns
16:59:00 <TheRiddler> you?
17:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> youtubein
17:51:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/ft9q75G.webm
17:57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:02:00 <zaim> susan boil as a kid or
18:05:00 <faux> boil
18:06:00 <zaim> boyl?
18:06:00 <zaim> boyle. pardon my ignorance
18:07:00 <dematerialised> boyhole
18:19:00 <TheRiddler> susan boil is leela's boil
18:20:00 <TheRon> how good are boobs
18:22:00 <TheRon> satay beef tonight genuibe out of the jar
18:22:00 <faux> love genuibe satay beef
18:22:00 <TheRon> thai or malaysian?
18:27:00 <TheRon> doodle you on the gear?
18:28:00 <Doodle> what
18:28:00 <Doodle> no
18:28:00 <TheRon> gear means weed
18:28:00 <Doodle> oh does it
18:29:00 <Doodle> i thought it meant something kinky
18:29:00 <TheRon> you not o fay with the lingo?
18:29:00 <Doodle> no, i'm not au fait with it either
18:29:00 <TheRon> i didn't do french
18:30:00 <TheRon> i'd like to do a french
18:30:00 <Doodle> heheee
18:32:00 <TheRon> i would've thought being in sebas you'd be down with the lingo
18:32:00 <Serenity> gear is not weed
18:32:00 <Serenity> are you like 400 years old
18:33:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:35:00 <TheRon> i tried some weed one day, it was rolled too tight, i got nothing
18:36:00 <Doodle> D:
18:39:00 <Doodle> if TheRon is 400 i'm 400 +1 month
18:39:00 <Doodle> :/
18:39:00 <Serenity> pre sure TheRon is older than you
18:39:00 <Serenity> by about 6 centuries
18:39:00 <TheRon> nup i checked
18:42:00 <TheRiddler> celery n dip
18:43:00 <TheRon> faker - hurricane
18:43:00 <Hanks> Pre cum
18:45:00 <TheRon> doodle, when are they doing a real housewives of ballarat
18:45:00 <Doodle> when they find some
18:46:00 <TheRon> it's just cameras following cops on domestics
18:46:00 <Doodle> oh
18:46:00 <Doodle> then soon
18:46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:46:00 <faux> REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BALLARAT FT CHEZ
18:46:00 <faux> id watch it
18:46:00 <Doodle> looool
18:48:00 <Hanks> Hi
18:49:00 <Doodle> wb
18:49:00 <faux> tenks
18:49:00 <Hanks> Hi Doodle
18:49:00 <Doodle> fuck off dingo
18:50:00 <Hanks> Hi Faux
18:50:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: rebecca maddern is the new host of the footy show
18:50:00 <TheRon> but but but....she's a woman
18:51:00 <TheRon> a geelong supporter so that's a plus
18:52:00 <Hanks> Hi TheRon
18:52:00 <TheRon> hello tom
18:52:00 <Hanks> Wb Faux
18:52:00 <Hanks> Not Tom
18:52:00 <TheRon> yeah tom
18:53:00 <Hanks> You devil you
18:53:00 <TheRon> oh you!
18:53:00 <faux> fags
18:54:00 <Hanks> Gizza kiss Ron
18:54:00 <TheRon> i'm not gay, not that there's anything wrong with it
18:55:00 <Hanks> We can still kiss
18:55:00 <TheRon> that's fine if that's who you are
18:55:00 <TheRon> i'd rather not
18:55:00 <Hanks> Fine then
18:57:00 <TheRon> robot will
18:57:00 <Hanks> No one likes me coz i am an ugly man
18:57:00 <TheRon> explains my dates
18:57:00 <TheRiddler> they only 1 not e geelong supporter is bradshaw
18:57:00 <TheRon> he needs to get on board
18:57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:57:00 <robot> excuse me
18:57:00 <robot> i will not
18:57:00 <robot> i refuse
18:57:00 <TheRiddler> maybe'll he switch presidency to geelong
18:57:00 <Hanks> Doodle doesnt like me coz of my ugly man look and Faux ignores me
18:58:00 <TheRon> actually he's done some good things for north
18:59:00 <Hanks> You people hurt my feelings
18:59:00 <TheRon> there's this myth that all chicks want is a sense of humour
18:59:00 <Hanks> Wish i had one
19:00:00 <TheRon> it's all bs
19:00:00 <TheRon> they just want a big thick.........
19:00:00 <frayedknot> wallet?
19:00:00 <TheRon> yes!
19:00:00 <Hanks> Cock
19:01:00 <Hanks> Oh
19:03:00 <Hanks> Hi Frayedknot
19:03:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
19:03:00 <amelia> hello @ chu
19:04:00 <frayedknot> hi Hanks
19:04:00 <TheRon> amelia: finish this sentence, ladies just want a big thick.....
19:04:00 <amelia> burrito
19:04:00 <frayedknot> chocolate sauce
19:04:00 <TheRon> nice
19:05:00 <dematerialised> mmm burrito
19:05:00 <dematerialised> i should go to mex place again
19:05:00 <dematerialised> get some mroe nachos
19:06:00 <amelia> i has a date tonight
19:06:00 <amelia> he takin me for mehican
19:06:00 <dematerialised> oh nice
19:06:00 <TheRon> my mate Ralphy?
19:06:00 <amelia> he knows me so well already
19:06:00 <SixInchRambo> Taco Bill
19:06:00 <frayedknot> will you be having tequila shots?
19:06:00 <TheRon> chilli con carne?
19:06:00 <amelia> gosh no
19:07:00 <amelia> I will be stuffing my face wif burrito
19:07:00 <amelia> get it all offa me
19:07:00 <amelia> make a real güd impression
19:07:00 <Hanks> What is for the after dinner sweet?
19:07:00 <amelia> zee burrito will satisfy
19:07:00 <TheRon> burrito could be suggestive
19:07:00 <amelia> no need for sweets
19:07:00 <TheRon> he could be in there
19:08:00 <dematerialised> a man burrito
19:08:00 <Hanks> In where
19:08:00 <TheRon> her pants
19:08:00 <amelia> no man burritos
19:08:00 <amelia> jus beef fanks
19:08:00 <dematerialised> at least this time you wont get stuck in your dress
19:08:00 <Hanks> Cocktail
19:09:00 <amelia> I'm all g
19:09:00 <amelia> jeans n singlet top
19:10:00 <amelia> stuffing face wif burrito
19:10:00 <amelia> take me as i am damn it
19:10:00 <dematerialised> hehe
19:10:00 <Hanks> All drpping down your arms
19:10:00 <TheRon> is the date hitting a home run tonight?
19:10:00 <amelia> such a catch
19:10:00 <amelia> no
19:10:00 <TheRon> rounding 3rd?
19:10:00 <amelia> is sex a güd idea after Mexican
19:11:00 <amelia> I think not
19:11:00 <frayedknot> first date?
19:11:00 <amelia> i known him for many a years
19:11:00 <Hanks> Heats things up a little
19:11:00 <amelia> 2nd official date
19:11:00 <TheRon> play some meatloaf to get some juices flowing
19:11:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
19:11:00 <TheRon> paradise by the dashboard light
19:11:00 <amelia> will you luff me foreverrrrrrr
19:12:00 <TheRon> bat out of hell?
19:12:00 <amelia> haha
19:13:00 <dematerialised> there's nothing wrong with a bit of loaf
19:13:00 <TheRon> not at all
19:13:00 <Hanks> I sweat when i eat
19:13:00 <TheRon> i bet meatloaf got laid because of his massive......
19:13:00 <robot> nom nom
19:13:00 <robot> dinner, eaten
19:17:00 <amelia> wotchu have for din
19:17:00 <robot> i had subway
19:17:00 <robot> meatball
19:17:00 <robot> nom nom
19:17:00 <TheRon> another food that could suggest sex on the date
19:17:00 <Hanks> On the dot
19:18:00 <amelia> i don't see how these foods suggest sex
19:18:00 <Hanks> Banana split
19:18:00 <TheRon> the massive footlong?
19:18:00 <robot> oh dear
19:19:00 <robot> hello ooomp
19:19:00 <Hanks> 12 inch
19:19:00 <ooomp> Hello robot
19:19:00 <Hanks> The 6 incher
19:19:00 <TheRon> mr average
19:19:00 <Hanks> With mesty balls
19:19:00 <ooomp> Dirty minds
19:20:00 <ooomp> Stop sexualising food
19:20:00 <TheRon> amelia is going on a date
19:20:00 <Hanks> Any cheese with that and what sauce
19:20:00 <amelia> if i wanted to have sex, i wouldn't suggest it using food
19:21:00 <dematerialised> sex is food now?
19:21:00 <Hanks> That would be crewpy
19:21:00 <Hanks> A good size load after edging for a few hours could be a meal
19:22:00 <dematerialised> kill yourself
19:22:00 <TheRon> ever cooked a roast and just basted the fuck out of it
19:22:00 <dematerialised> no but i wish i had
19:22:00 <dematerialised> i really need to start cooking
19:23:00 <Hanks> TheRon i have
19:23:00 <TheRon> really?
19:23:00 <Hanks> Yes
19:23:00 <TheRon> was it as good for you as the roast?
19:23:00 <Hanks> I hope so i realy do
19:25:00 <Hanks> Just need a gf
19:25:00 <TheRon> don't we all
19:25:00 <Hanks> Yes
19:26:00 <TheRon> oh errol, i would give everything just to be like him
19:26:00 <Hanks> Who has seen the cum on food collection at pornhub
19:33:00 <Matthew> looking for myselfff... babyyy... rocking for myselfff
19:34:00 <TheRon> happy birthday helen
19:35:00 <Hanks> Who the fuck is that
19:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lets not forget last night…
19:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah , how we drove along the yarra
19:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> blah blah blah
19:39:00 <Hanks> Hi Kate
19:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off
19:40:00 <Matthew> HELEN!!!!
19:40:00 <Matthew> good evening to the holy katatonic_kate01
19:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI0xuA0UNuA
19:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> good evening matthew!
19:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do <3 George
19:40:00 <Lumeah2> happy birthday hellen
19:40:00 <TheRon> Hanks: alice?
19:41:00 <Matthew> Beryl's birthday is tomorrow
19:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
19:41:00 <TheRon> who the fuck is beryl?
19:41:00 <TheRon> nup doesn't work
19:42:00 <Matthew> my mate
19:42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whatsbgarn on fellas
19:42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u guys alright
19:42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ???
19:43:00 <Matthew> fan-fucking-tastic
19:43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nice
19:43:00 <TheRon> i'm cool man
19:43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats rad bruh
19:43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> r u a lebbo like.me
19:43:00 <TheRon> you wearing a bra?
19:43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah im a fella
19:43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> not a laydee
19:44:00 <TheRon> too many blokes saying bra
19:44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> it mean brutha
19:44:00 <faux> pls dont insult lebs
19:44:00 <TheRon> brudda?
19:44:00 <faux> by pretending you are one of us
19:44:00 <faux> tysm
19:44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> like they say in the pacific islands
19:46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> most aboriginals will call u brutha
19:47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im samoan
19:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
19:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> no you’re just a bogan from a back water town
19:47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what do u tell a woman with 2 black eyes
19:47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ??
19:48:00 <TheRon> you a fan of once were warriors?
19:48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah
19:48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i hate how they depict people as negative
19:48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ive never seen a good movie made
19:49:00 <Matthew> TheRon loves bums
19:49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> all movies try too hard
19:49:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna take you over, a new sensation
19:49:00 <TheRiddler> .
19:49:00 <TheRiddler> or you just dont like movies
19:50:00 <Matthew> let me be the one you call... if you jump, i'm willing to fall... lift you up and fly away into the nighttt... if you need to crash and burn then crash and burnnn you're not aloneee
19:50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im listening to song higwayman
19:51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i like how inbthe endbit turns to space
19:51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> star trek
19:51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> very geek
19:52:00 <Matthew> I like Darren Hayes and Daniel Johns
19:52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> both are faggots
19:52:00 <TheRon> when i'm lost in a strange place, scared and alone, that's when i think of you
19:53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> good song m8
19:54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and good haircut
19:54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> on 1927
19:55:00 <Matthew> their sexuality is irrelevant when considering talent
19:55:00 <TheRon> actually one was straight the other was gay
19:56:00 <Matthew> their sexuality is irrelevant when considering talent
19:56:00 <TheRon> explains the split really
19:57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i thought the str8 guy wrote the savage songs
19:57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> funny how silverchair guy turned out gay
19:57:00 <TheRon> he did
19:58:00 <TheRon> darren was just voice
19:58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> their songs were ok ibguess
19:58:00 <TheRon> i do admit i like to the moon and backj
19:59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah ok
20:01:00 <couleurs> Jane Bunn's Bons
20:01:00 <TheRon> yes!
20:01:00 <Matthew> MKR
20:01:00 <TheRon> don't you slip in love with the girls on the avenue
20:13:00 <StevieLoz94> hey all
20:15:00 <TheRiddler> hai StevieLoZz94
20:16:00 <StevieLoZz94> how are ya
20:16:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
20:16:00 <TheRiddler> you?
20:22:00 <StevieLoZz94> brilliant thanks
20:23:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy3redcrg7s
20:23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Robert's Incredible Game! | Wheel of Fortune Views: 505,839 Uploader: Wheel Of Fortune Uploaded: Mar 26, 2016 Duration: 1m41s Rating: 4.94
20:23:00 <couleurs> lmao
20:28:00 <amsy> hahahaha
20:28:00 <amsy> omg
20:29:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))))
20:29:00 <couleurs> amsy :g
20:29:00 <amsy> hi cc :9
20:56:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/aYD3gLCXXuU
20:56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Warren G ft. Nate Dogg | Regulate | Sesame Street Version Views: 504,704 Uploader: isthishowyougoviral Uploaded: Mar 28, 2016 Duration: 2m52s Rating: 4.96
20:56:00 <couleurs> lmao
20:56:00 <couleurs> cool!!!!!!!!!!
21:12:00 <Matthew> farewell to the appropriately named morgoth
21:15:00 <couleurs> CheeseCake.
21:18:00 <dematerialised> mmmm nachos
21:20:00 <dematerialised> is romance a girl?
21:20:00 <dematerialised> i dont screw boys
21:21:00 <robot> what u did
21:22:00 <dematerialised> i went as far
21:26:00 <StevieLoZz94> Hi dematerialised
21:37:00 <Matthew> if i ran away...
21:38:00 <Matthew> i wouldn't have the strength to go very farrrr
21:40:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> traitors
21:40:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> today is a good day to die?
21:41:00 <Matthew> there is never an ideal day
21:43:00 <frayedknot> unless you're a klingon, in which case it's every day
21:47:00 <Philosopher{[x]}> just someone could betray you unoticed and you pay the price with your life who was devoted to the community
22:12:00 <Matthew> welcome to the delightful slower
22:13:00 <couleurs> ty
22:13:00 <Matthew> and welcome to the Melb_chef who can hopefully cook me something delicious
22:14:00 <couleurs> YuMMo!!!!!!!!
22:14:00 <Matthew> (and to the smart arse who will say dick or cock or penis ... beat you to it)
22:22:00 <amsy> Doodle
22:23:00 <Doodle> yes ma'am
22:23:00 <couleurs> YuMMo!!!!!!!!
22:24:00 <Matthew> Doodle welcome
22:24:00 <Matthew> and a huge welcome to the astute amsy
22:24:00 <Doodle> ty and bai, doing homework ^_^
22:24:00 <Matthew> you are dedicated. well done
22:25:00 <couleurs> :p
22:26:00 <Matthew> dedication to your studies needs to be admired
22:26:00 <Serenity> by homework he means wanking
22:27:00 <dematerialised> to his homework
22:27:00 <Matthew> youporngay.com must be getting a bit of a workout from Doodle
22:28:00 <Doodle> stop setting off my highlight cuntbags
22:28:00 <Doodle> jesus h titty fucking christ
22:28:00 <Clarkson> [00:13:02] i didn't copy your name cunt i was here before you were
22:28:00 <Matthew> no need to be a Doodle about it
22:28:00 <Doodle> ^_^
22:28:00 <Matthew> you need to spend some time with Bettina and just relax
22:31:00 <Matthew> I am fucking bored as batshit tonight .... tbh
22:31:00 <couleurs> DuDe LooKs LiKe a LaDeY.mp3
22:34:00 <couleurs> good news everyone, i'm in div 7 on FiFa oneline :)
22:35:00 <dematerialised> have u met ronaldo yet
22:35:00 <Matthew> only on his Xbox
22:36:00 <dematerialised> i have reason to believe couleurs has received coaching
22:38:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!
22:38:00 <Matthew> I prefer xbox
22:38:00 <Matthew> yes I know... I am in the minority
22:40:00 <couleurs> GrEEnDaY.mp3
22:42:00 <dematerialised> WAGE NO WAR THOU BRUTAL SEA
22:43:00 <Matthew> it's morphin time!!!
22:43:00 <Matthew> MASTODON!!!'
22:46:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NEpX4osiiU&list=PLEfLkx2aQc-XsSA5vqvgvfhx2HJVX5gei
22:46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: All This Love (Tonite Only Remix) Views: 2 Uploader: The Similou - Topic Uploaded: Nov 8, 2014 Duration: 7m19s Rating: N/A
22:48:00 <couleurs> :p
22:51:00 <Matthew> welcome to theconsultant
22:53:00 <theconsultant> ty matt
22:53:00 <Matthew> and very appropriately followed by doctor ...
22:53:00 <Matthew> hello doctor
22:53:00 <doctor> hello Matthew
22:53:00 <couleurs> hiiiiiiiiiii
22:54:00 <doctor> hello couleurs
22:55:00 <Matthew> screws sounds like trouble
22:57:00 <couleurs> TaYLoR_SWiFT.mp3
23:01:00 <doctor> Taylors wift
23:02:00 <dematerialised> screws is just a misunderstood jewish pilgrim
23:02:00 <dematerialised> he was banned for being racist
23:05:00 <couleurs> soab
23:09:00 <couleurs> everryyybooodeyyy... rockkk yerr bodey
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> KATE IS BACK ALRIGHT!
23:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> (for a limited time)
23:15:00 <couleurs> good 1
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> bows
23:17:00 <couleurs> ribbens
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 in the schmoo 1 in the poo?
23:20:00 <Mew> nah all 3 in the ham wallet
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:20:00 <Mew> theres still broken bits of jar in the other entrance
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> well that’s gotta hurt
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> how does one recover from such a traumatic expeirence?
23:34:00 <Mew> slowly but surely
23:34:00 <dematerialised> i push the nail into your eyes
23:37:00 <British^Meat> quickly quickly catchy monkey
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