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21:00 <dematerialised> i'd like to play a game of melissa in the dark
21:00 <GameGenie> how do you play that
22:00 <British^Meat> Melissa kauta in the dark
22:00 <British^Meat> kautz
28:00 <TheRiddler> last disc
31:00 <TheRiddler> anyone alive?
31:00 <TheRiddler> or a zombie?
31:00 <GameGenie> mmm
34:00 <philosopher[{x}]> women on meth attacking on paramedics at resevior
53:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin amelia?
54:00 <Student> don't ask that at these hours :p
54:00 <TheRiddler> it's only 11 here
55:00 <Student> still late
00:00 <philosopher[{x}]> ladyboys are better than real women
05:00 <philosopher[{x}]> my cock is surfing the net happy now
10:00 <philosopher[{x}]> no ladyboys no fun
11:00 <philosopher[{x}]> https://chaturbate.com/sweetprincessts/
12:00 <Student> chal baay chutiyaaa
13:00 <philosopher[{x}]> teri bibi ki gand
13:00 <philosopher[{x}]> mera land ghusao
14:00 <Student> tu gaand saay bahar niklaay gaa hee naaheee
14:00 <Student> 1 no chutiyaa
15:00 <philosopher[{x}]> motherchud
16:00 <Student> balkay chutiyaa kahnaa ghalat hogaaa, "gandhutiyaa" kahnaa chaiyay 
16:00 <Student> jaoo jakar gandein chatoooo , that is your fate
18:00 <philosopher[{x}]> your faTE is taliban bombing syria
18:00 <philosopher[{x}]> whatever you are
22:00 <Hanks> Wtf
23:00 <philosopher[{x}]> so hot
25:00 <Hanks> You terrorist?
28:00 <philosopher[{x}]> yes yes yes ahhhh
28:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i want marry her
28:00 <Hanks> For visa
29:00 <philosopher[{x}]> latin america
29:00 <philosopher[{x}]> better than real women
30:00 <Hanks> IslAm
31:00 <Hanks> Allah Akba
32:00 <philosopher[{x}]> https://chaturbate.com/dannayalejo9/
34:00 <Hanks> Hi
34:00 <Hanks> Good ty howz you
35:00 <Hanks> Lol yeah maybe
36:00 <Hanks> Not sure
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls want to suck my dick this morn
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> squirt on my face while i.put my finger in ur anushole
03:00 <Skirmish> /me listens to Cryin' like a BITCH - Godsmack
21:00 <amsy> oh ok
24:00 <MrMark> yawn
00:00 <Serenity> fucking hell are you serious. wankers on irc at ridiculous  AM whinging on  about people who dont even care they  exist trying to convince the world everyone else is a loser. reality.. get a grip on it some time.
00:00 <British^Meat> huh?
07:00 <Serenity> ive got 500 notifications from some idiot in here last night at 2am my time 
07:00 <Serenity> going kn and 
07:00 <Serenity> on and on about how we're  all losers and pedos
07:00 <Serenity> says the guy on irc at 2am on a Saturday 
08:00 <Skirmish> nick starts with K?
08:00 <zaim>  http://imgur.com/gallery/bn17TXi
08:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like Jerome.
08:00 <Matthew> what a dickhead
08:00 <Serenity> yeah k something 
09:00 <British^Meat> oh, that weird pedo guy
09:00 <British^Meat> yer, i just dont get some guys
09:00 <Skirmish> <kuzosk>
09:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that was Plivent
09:00 <British^Meat> guys like that will be like "i only act like this on irc!" like its someone else typing all the bullshit
09:00 <British^Meat> Something wrong with him for sure :)
09:00 <Serenity> I wasn't  even here yesterday  and ive seriously  got no less than 50 high lights and notifications  from him and a couple nick i don't  know 
09:00 <Serenity> get. a. life.
09:00 <Skirmish> Must have nearly OD'd last night on meth he was going off in all channels.
09:00 <British^Meat> lol
09:00 <British^Meat> classic
10:00 <Serenity> q
10:00 <Serenity> its sad
11:00 <British^Meat> i just cant be that invested in irc like those guys
11:00 <British^Meat> like, i like all u guys, but outside of staring at my screen i really dont think about you :/
11:00 <Serenity> im probably  here more than most and im still not invested that much 
11:00 <British^Meat> but that guy.... 24/7 :)
11:00 <British^Meat> what a pisser
12:00 <Serenity> the only people i think of outside here are like maurice and another lady you guys dont know
12:00 <Serenity> because.. were friends irl
12:00 <British^Meat> mozza roks
12:00 <British^Meat> but to do it at like 4am
12:00 <British^Meat> mustve been on something, surely
12:00 <British^Meat> all the signs are there
12:00 <Serenity> oh no doubt
13:00 <Serenity> i think of NO ONE at 4am
13:00 <Serenity> not even my kids
13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <British^Meat> lol i just scrolled up
13:00 <British^Meat> he dropped so many names
13:00 <British^Meat> like wtf
13:00 <Serenity> its weird right
13:00 <British^Meat> 4LYF
14:00 <Serenity> like I was  thinking do i just think it's weird cause he keeped saying my nick... but no its weird regardles
14:00 <Serenity> kept*
24:00 <faux> sifnt think of me u stupid bitch
25:00 <Serenity> so loving haha
25:00 <Serenity> nah theres more than maurice n nat. you n doodles too
25:00 <Serenity> mostly just dooodles doodle
27:00 <faux> phew
29:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W60IPexop30
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Savage Garden - Crash and Burn Views: 1,725,739 Uploader: SavageGardenVEVO Uploaded: Jan 10, 2015 Duration: 3m47s Rating: 4.89
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha>  whats garn on
34:00 <Serenity> death
34:00 <Matthew> typical Telstra ... "Free data day" after a fucked up service a few weeks ago and speeds as slow as a snail
37:00 <faux> cos everyones taking advantage of it lol
37:00 <Matthew> everyone is adding to their extensive porn collections...
38:00 <faux> i dont understand the whole downloading porn thing
38:00 <faux> gets boring if you watch it more than once
38:00 <faux> streaming fkye
38:00 <Matthew> porn weirds me a little bit
38:00 <Matthew> not saying I've never watched it... clearly I have... but I dunno
40:00 <faux> what weirds you out
41:00 <Matthew> the whole setup ... I am worried about today's youth watching certain porn and thinking that's a healthy sexual relationship
41:00 <faux> lol
41:00 <faux> if youre unable to differentiate between reality and choreographed porn you are not mature enough to watch it
42:00 <faux> todays youth isnt usually what i think about when watching porn
42:00 <Matthew> well in my profession I need to think about it
42:00 <Matthew> part of the curriculum is health education
46:00 <Serenity> it used to freak  me out thinking about watching other  people  have sex
47:00 <Serenity> like.. thats weird
47:00 <Doodle> its great 
47:00 <faux> yep
48:00 <Serenity> doesnt bother me anymore
48:00 <Serenity> used to a lot
48:00 <Immutable> way to conquer your fears
48:00 <Immutable> tears for fears
48:00 <faux> id watch doodle have sex
48:00 <faux> with me 
48:00 <British^Meat> do you think TheRiddler likes porn?
48:00 <Doodle> eehehhehhehe
49:00 <faux> in a mirror
49:00 <Doodle> hng
50:00 <Skirmish> faux: What if he suffers from premature ejaculation?
50:00 <faux> what kind of question is that
50:00 <Serenity> ash liked.preggo porn
50:00 <Serenity> likes
50:00 <faux> its k we'll jusy do iy again nd again and again ... and..again 
51:00 <Skirmish> You sound like a virgin faux. Sif a guy has sex more than once LOL
52:00 <faux> i am a virgin
52:00 <faux> GOD DAMMIT INTERNET FUCK
52:00 <faux> i am a virgin Skirmish 
52:00 <Doodle> [11:49] <Skirmish> faux: What if he suffers from premature ejaculation?
53:00 <Skirmish> You could make some serious cash selling your cherry. It's been done before but hey, money is money.
53:00 <Doodle> excuse me?
53:00 <Skirmish> I said 'what if' Doodle, I didn't say you did.
53:00 <faux> i think skirm is projection.
53:00 <faux> projecting
54:00 <faux> prem.ejacm
54:00 <faux> sex only once
54:00 <faux> poor K
55:00 <Skirmish> I was honest and up front from the start. She knew what she was getting into.
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <Doodle> https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
55:00 <faux> lolffs
56:00 <Skirmish> Can't stump the trump.
56:00 <faux> bbs
00:00 <Kynetic> lol
00:00 <Kynetic> trump is shitting himself that he might actually become president
00:00 <Kynetic> it'll be amusing if he does win
00:00 <Kynetic> i wonder if he actually will build the wall
00:00 <Kynetic> how high is it gonna be now?
00:00 <Kynetic> 50 feet?
00:00 <Kynetic> 100?/
01:00 <Kynetic> made out of reinforced concrete
01:00 <Kynetic> only gonna cost like $20billion
01:00 <Qbert> better off digging a moat
01:00 <Qbert> filling it with piranhas
02:00 <Kynetic> piranhas arent all that deadly anyway
02:00 <Qbert> or whatever
02:00 <Qbert> jsut an example
02:00 <Skirmish> There is video on twitter of two mexicans with backpacks scaling the current wall. It gives evidence that there needs to be a higher/bigger wall.
02:00 <Qbert> fucking electricfy it then
03:00 <Qbert> electric fence
03:00 <Qbert> zap em
03:00 <Qbert> bzzt
03:00 <Skirmish> Like a gigantic mexican bug zapper.
03:00 <Qbert> that's it
03:00 <Kynetic> then send mexico the electricity bill
05:00 <Skirmish> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ad_1419625992&comments=1
05:00 <Qbert> solar panels, green energy, that'll keep the environmentalists at bay
06:00 <zaim> what the FUCK skirmish
07:00 <Skirmish> I thought Riddler could add it to his fap bank. oh ... he's not on.
07:00 <zaim> that dude is assisting in the fish rape right
08:00 <Skirmish> I don't know. I saw the title and linked it. Haven't watched it. Just guessed what was going on.
09:00 <zaim> u cant guess from the title
09:00 <zaim> watch the first few moments
09:00 <zaim> itll paint a better picture
09:00 <zaim> i stopped it after a few seconds
10:00 <Skirmish> You've already mentioned fish rape so I will pass lol
10:00 <zaim> yeah but i didnt say which hole was raped
10:00 <Skirmish> Lauren Southern gives me a boner.
11:00 <Skirmish> http://thelibertarianrepublic.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Screen-Shot-2016-01-07-at-10.34.21-AM.jpg
11:00 <zaim> tap
13:00 <Skirmish> https://twitter.com/MeninistTweet/status/716410269392642048
13:00 <Skirmish> Smack that bitch over the edge
15:00 <Skirmish> https://twitter.com/MansLifeMag/status/715579956563165185 <---- Trump is popular.
16:00 <zaim> that phone one is staged. 
17:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it would have to be. The guy would go skitz otherwise.
19:00 <Skirmish> Time for lunch.
19:00 <zaim> whats for lunch
19:00 <Skirmish> No idea yet I have to go investigate.
19:00 <zaim> im trying to discover options
19:00 <zaim> nandos is always an option
19:00 <Skirmish> If nothing here, it will be satay chicken with thin rice noodles from the local chinese shop.
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hows it all garn 2day ay?
29:00 <Trevor> fukin guud m8 wbu
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> carnt complain 
29:00 <Trevor> 100%
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> beaut day being sundee
30:00 <Trevor> im just waitin 4 a m8
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> good o
06:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
07:00 <TheRiddler> go cats
07:00 <MrMark> meow
07:00 <Matthew> woof
08:00 <MrMark> purrrr
08:00 <Matthew> sssssss
13:00 <TheRiddler> http://beyondthegame.tv/afl-personality-quiz/
28:00 <nuthin> he
28:00 <MrMark> TheRon!!
30:00 <TheRon> yes!
31:00 <MrMark> and the world seems to dissapear
31:00 <Matthew> I am not doing that wuiz, TheRiddler
31:00 <Matthew> quiz*
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> it's funny
34:00 <TheRiddler> what do you eat for breakfast. porridge because I have no teeth
10:00 <MrMark> TheRon!!!!!!!
10:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to TheRon
11:00 <Matthew> sweet dreams of DANCING THROUGH THE NIGHTTT
11:00 <Matthew> ohh ohhhhhhhh
11:00 <MrMark> TheRon is asleep\
12:00 <Matthew> nah... he'd be watching/listening to the Cats losing to GWS
12:00 <MrMark> nah
12:00 <MrMark> hes asleep
13:00 <Matthew> sure Steve
33:00 <faux> NOOOOO
33:00 <faux> im on the second last ep of One tree hill ever
38:00 <MrMark> jesus holy fucken christ on a bicycle
44:00 <robot> you'll have to start again from the 1st ep faux
53:00 <TheRon> MrMark: i'm back
56:00 <Matthew> back from his nap
56:00 <TheRon> yep, the cats almost did it, gws are good
57:00 <Matthew> they're just simply awesome, aren't they...
58:00 <robot> hey TheRon, Matthew
58:00 <MrMark> drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
58:00 <TheRon> yes it's true, i'm happy to be stuck with you
00:00 <MrMark> drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry!!!!
00:00 <MrMark> bitches!!
00:00 <TheRon> so old hat
01:00 <MrMark> your such a bitch
01:00 <TheRon> hey language there are chicks present
01:00 <MrMark> one of the greatest songs ever!!!
01:00 <TheRon> huey lewis?
02:00 <MrMark> no
02:00 <MrMark> Don Mclean
02:00 <MrMark> also
02:00 <TheRon> vincent?
03:00 <MrMark> he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwhich
03:00 <Matthew> hey robot
03:00 <TheRon> oh what a feeling when you're dancing on the ceiling
04:00 <MrMark> lionel!!
05:00 <MrMark> bring back the fuckenj 80s!!!
07:00 <TheRon> a little diddy about jack and diane
08:00 <MrMark> Cougar!!
09:00 <TheRon> a vulture, 20 years past being a cougar
09:00 <MrMark> JOhn Cougar!!
09:00 <MrMark> Hurts So Good!!!
10:00 <TheRon> pink houses!!!
10:00 <MrMark> im a bitch im a lover im a child im a mother
10:00 <TheRon> i'm a bloke!!
11:00 <MrMark> dont know the song eh
11:00 <TheRon> yeah but also know the other version
11:00 <MrMark> ooooer
12:00 <MrMark> shes a one hit wonder
12:00 <TheRon> sure is
12:00 <MrMark> just like ............hey mickey
12:00 <TheRon> there's probably a best of out there somewhere
12:00 <MrMark> oh mickey your so fine
12:00 <TheRon> rick astley
13:00 <MrMark> greatest one hit wonder of all time
13:00 <TheRon> duff beer for you?
13:00 <MrMark> Toni Basil
13:00 <MrMark> duff beer for me
13:00 <TheRon> i'll have a duff
14:00 <MrMark> youll havre 1 too
14:00 <Matthew> England in the World T20 final tonight... *excellent*
14:00 <TheRon> hit and giggle
14:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
14:00 <MrMark> love Homer
14:00 <TheRon> alcohol fuelled cars?
14:00 <TheRon> one for you, one for me
14:00 <Matthew> it's all serious until Australia is eliminated in the group stage... then it turns into "hit and giggle"
14:00 <MrMark> one for me...one for u
15:00 <MrMark> snap!!
15:00 <MrMark> your a legend TheRon!
15:00 <TheRon> i know
15:00 <MrMark> u know
15:00 <MrMark> i am the lizard queen!!!
16:00 <MrMark> Lisas best line
17:00 <TheRon> i can't goto jail monty, they'll eat me alive
18:00 <TheRon> it's time to hop on the spruce moose hop in!
18:00 <TheRon> i said hop in!!
18:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
18:00 <MrMark> Smithers will be buried alive with Mr Burns
19:00 <TheRon> ever have that dream where mr burns flys in thru the window?
19:00 <MrMark> ehehe
20:00 <MrMark> release the hounds
20:00 <TheRon> sings us a song you're the pianoman
21:00 <MrMark> Billy
21:00 <TheRon> he has better songs but
25:00 <MrMark> uptown girl
25:00 <MrMark> matter of trust
25:00 <TheRon> scenes from an italian restaurant
25:00 <MrMark> matter of trust...my fav
25:00 <TheRon> listening to that right now
26:00 <MrMark> one to...one to three four
26:00 <MrMark> one of the best songs ever
26:00 <Matthew> getting breezy here
27:00 <MrMark> ki know your an emotional girl
27:00 <MrMark> this song reminds me of a painfull breakup with a gf in 1991
28:00 <MrMark> so i still love it
28:00 <TheRon> you slept with her sister?
28:00 <MrMark> no
29:00 <Doodle> it was her brother
29:00 <TheRon> damn!
29:00 <MrMark> nothing like that
29:00 <TheRon> i won't back dowm
30:00 <faux> wow u cunts r old
30:00 <MrMark> we didnt start the fire
30:00 <TheRon> the waiting is my fav tom petty song
30:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
31:00 <TheRon> faux the 80's ruled
31:00 <MrMark> 80s ruled like no other
31:00 <Doodle> this old cunt needs to wash his car
31:00 <Doodle> bblz
32:00 <MrMark> jfk blown away what else do i have to say
32:00 <Matthew> Doodle
36:00 <robot> Doodle go n wash ur car u old cunt
36:00 <TheRon> that's the power of love
37:00 <MrMark> Back to the future
38:00 <MrMark> Icehouse...Electric Blue...greatest song in the universe
39:00 <TheRon> hey lttle girl?
39:00 <MrMark> 2nd greatest song
39:00 <MrMark> Roxette....it musta been love
40:00 <MrMark> bring back the 80s and early 90s!!
40:00 <robot> r u guys playin all my fave songs
40:00 <MrMark> yes
40:00 <TheRon> joshua kaddison - jessie
40:00 <robot> rad
41:00 <MrMark> knarly dudes
41:00 <faux> knarly
42:00 <faux> the music is great TheRon but nursing a broken heart in 1991 is olllld
42:00 <TheRon> ask doodle for a few buds
43:00 <MrMark> the 90s were a much simplier time
43:00 <MrMark> no fucken internet or iphones
44:00 <TheRon> i was a wombat in the 90's
44:00 <robot> yeah but the argument is two way
44:00 <robot> i can pay my bills from my phone instead of going down the bank
44:00 <robot> simpler
45:00 <robot> isn't that right, amelia
45:00 <amelia> 100% correct
45:00 <MrMark> rockers end up walkin in the cold november rain
45:00 <TheRon> MrMark: peter frampton - baby i love your way
45:00 <faux> meelies
45:00 <faux> have u downloaded MW yet
46:00 <amelia> no i been busy sleeping all the time ok give me a break
47:00 <faux> fuk
47:00 <TheRon> get on the turps last night?
47:00 <MrMark> rockers end up walkin in the cold november rain!!!!!
47:00 <faux> h8 u so much
47:00 <amelia> no, Friday and i am just a pussy bitch getting old
48:00 <MrMark> im a pussy bitch
48:00 <MrMark> a old one\
48:00 <TheRon> oooh baby i love your way
48:00 <amelia> my friend was hungover from a bucks party today so i kept him company ans by keeping him company i mean i napped
48:00 <faux> everydayyyy yeeehheyyyeehhh
48:00 <faux> i wanna be with you night and daaayy
49:00 <robot> well u cant
49:00 <robot> i have to go to work.
49:00 <faux> pls i was talking to TheRon 
50:00 <robot> k
50:00 <TheRon> she does love my way
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <robot> he may be free
50:00 <Serenity> you napped all over his dick didnt you tree stump
50:00 <faux> COS IM FREEEEE
50:00 <faux> FREE BALLIN.
50:00 <robot> lol
50:00 <TheRon> peter gabriel MrMark 
51:00 <faux> there is a fly as big as Santa buzzing around im about to scream the house down
51:00 <robot> more like, peter gaybriel amirite
51:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahhahaah no
51:00 <amelia> I dribbled on his pillow, dats about it
52:00 <faux> sexy
52:00 <Serenity> I had to work in tree stump into somewhere 
52:00 <Serenity> it made me laugh this morning
52:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHA
52:00 <amelia> pliv comes up with some great names for me
52:00 <Skirmish> liar
52:00 <Serenity> he was in fine form last night while everyone was sleeping
52:00 <Skirmish> He is one of the most uncreative cunts ever to log into austnet.
52:00 <amelia> ahahahahaahahhahaahahahah losing his shit
52:00 <faux> did pliv attack every one laat night
52:00 <faux> seems i missed out
53:00 <Serenity> you didnt
53:00 <Serenity> you got called a loser and a pedo
53:00 <faux> actually
53:00 <Serenity> rofl
53:00 <faux> i got thid
53:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHHA
53:00 <faux> kuzosk> hey bitch if you want to speak in another language, maybe know what you are saying instead of typing jargon ok! HAHAHA loser
53:00 <Skirmish> I think he takes mad doses of draino on the weekends and spends the whole time raging online.
53:00 <faux> .
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <amelia> everyone gets called either a loser, pedo or desperste
53:00 <Serenity> i just get fat loser
53:00 <faux> and then from chris
53:00 <faux> 09:16] <miles> :/
53:00 <faux> [09:17] <miles> what did i actually do wrong
53:00 <faux> [09:18] <miles> why u gotta play me like that
53:00 <faux> idk what hes talking about
53:00 <Serenity> fucking hell rofl
54:00 <faux> Y U GOTTA PLAY ME LIKE THAT
54:00 <amelia> yah i get fat, croat dog, liar and loser
54:00 <Skirmish> Yeah faux, why did you play him like that?
54:00 <faux> where was pliv going mental
54:00 <faux> i didnt see anything
54:00 <faux> or was i sleeping
54:00 <Skirmish> Everywhere.
54:00 <faux> oh
54:00 <Serenity> i just find it curious he tries so hard to convince  people we're  all losers
54:00 <Skirmish> Solid until nearly 5am
54:00 <Serenity> but hes here at 3am
54:00 <Serenity> ranting like a psychopath
54:00 <faux> yeh i overdosed on cheese and wine
54:00 <TheRon> i'm no loser
54:00 <faux> and crashed 
54:00 <faux> such a cheese eating loser i am
55:00 <Serenity> it was literally  everywhere 
55:00 <MrMark> heaven is a p[lace on earth
55:00 <faux> im not everywhere 
55:00 <Serenity> i wasnt here yesterday  but my logs picked it up
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <MrMark> heaven is a place on earth!!!
55:00 <robot> what
55:00 <faux> only 'big' chans i join are here n perf
55:00 <robot> i got called a pedo i thought it was just me
55:00 <Serenity> i had about 50 lines in my highlight and notice window
56:00 <faux> lmao
56:00 <faux> yuck
56:00 <faux> hes fresh outta sanity
56:00 <Serenity> i just feel pity  now
56:00 <amelia> he called me a tree stump wog
57:00 <faux> loooll
57:00 <amelia> At first i was confused
57:00 <MrMark> jesus holy fucken christ on a bicycle
57:00 <amelia> But then i laughed
57:00 <faux> TSW
57:00 <Serenity> speaking  of wogs
57:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAH TSW
57:00 <faux> lool
57:00 <Serenity> we went to lils cousins 18th yesterday  faux
57:00 <TheRon> remember the whole wog phenomenon 
57:00 <Serenity> lils first wog event since she was a baby really 
57:00 <faux> nice 
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <Serenity> she was freaking out lol.. " all these people  cant be my family"
57:00 <faux> was she like
57:00 <Serenity> ahh yes.. yes they are
58:00 <faux> WHO  R ALL THESE PEOPLE
58:00 <TheRon> show's like dancing with wogs
58:00 <faux> lolll 
58:00 <Serenity> pretty much haha
58:00 <faux> "thus is only half of them love"
58:00 <Serenity> we did the start saying goodbye 45 mins before you need to leave thing
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <Serenity> ants like OMG I want to go! now!
58:00 <Serenity> hour later 
59:00 <faux> god theure annoying 
59:00 <faux> my grandfather finds 97 more stories to tell
59:00 <Serenity> but yeah im like uhh this is  about half of the fam lil
59:00 <Serenity> shes like O.O
59:00 <amelia> are you wog Serenity
59:00 <Serenity> her dad is
59:00 <amelia> ohhh
00:00 <amelia> Italian?
00:00 <Serenity> yeah
00:00 <faux> mm pasta for sue
00:00 <Serenity> hahahahahahahahah
00:00 <Serenity> its italian for spaghetti 
00:00 <faux> lool
00:00 <Serenity> hhahah fuck
01:00 <faux> oo its sunday
01:00 <faux> take out for din
01:00 <faux> what should i get 
01:00 <Serenity> pasta
02:00 <Serenity> god id kill for a big creamy pasta
02:00 <faux>  neh
02:00 <amelia> carbonaras
02:00 <Serenity> hnngg 
02:00 <robot> ohhhh
02:00 <robot> yes
02:00 <Serenity> pasta  cup carbonara
02:00 <Serenity> eff 
02:00 <robot> except i'm too fat for pasta
03:00 <robot> i'm too fat for everything now
03:00 <TheRon> i'm too sexy for my fat
04:00 <MrMark> right said fred
05:00 <TheRon> yep!
05:00 <MrMark> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooer
05:00 <Serenity> me too
05:00 <Serenity> I was  so good last night didnt eat one bit of it 
06:00 <Matthew> :o
07:00 <faux> lmaaao
07:00 <faux> mum just rang 
07:00 <faux> and burped
07:00 <faux> and shes like ARE YOU RIGHT 
07:00 <TheRon> in your eyes i light the heat
07:00 <faux> BURPIN IN ME EAR
07:00 <faux> rofl her reaction always kills me
08:00 <faux> oh. i burped*
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <Serenity> mum always tells me im disgusting 
09:00 <Serenity> cause i burp like a man
09:00 <robot> Serenity
09:00 <robot> that's because you are disgusting
09:00 <Serenity> hi
09:00 <robot> hi!
09:00 <robot> xo
09:00 <Serenity> excuse me im glorious 
10:00 <Serenity> dont be jelly
10:00 <robot> k
10:00 <Matthew> she is better than JUST glorious ... i was thinking DIVINE
11:00 <TheRon> miss m you sure?
11:00 <faux> sez r ur period poops terrible
13:00 <Serenity> haha yes.
14:00 <TheRon> geez
14:00 <Qbert> o.0
14:00 <Qbert> rank
14:00 <Matthew> oh god... revolting
14:00 <robot> hey everyone let's talk about how gross our period poos r
14:00 <TheRon> Matthew: she divine?
14:00 <faux> LMAO
14:00 <robot> r u doin period poos
14:00 <Qbert> not something the channel wanted to know
14:00 <Qbert> AT ALL
15:00 <Matthew> maybe I need to reassess
15:00 <TheRon> i'm thinking yes
15:00 <faux> i love how repulsed guys get
15:00 <amsy> lolll
15:00 <robot> it's not a matter of guys being repulsed
15:00 <robot> it's a matter of being repulsive
16:00 <Matthew> LIFE IS A ROLLERCOASTER... JUST GOTTA RIDEEE ITTTT... all nighttt longggg...
16:00 <Matthew> <3 <3 Ronan
16:00 <amsy> its weak
16:00 <faux> i thinj you have to be repulsive for dudes to get repulsed
16:00 <TheRon> matthew called you divine i just disagreed 
16:00 <faux> he called Serenity divine
16:00 <faux> not me
16:00 <MrMark> lets gte wasted!!
16:00 <faux> lol bb agreed
17:00 <MrMark> woot
17:00 <Matthew> faux is more ... hmm I need to think of a suitable adjective
17:00 <faux> robot dont u have a gf of like 3 years 
17:00 <TheRon> woman,i can hardly express my mixed emotions and my thoughtlessness 
17:00 <faux> how dont u know that period poops are gross
17:00 <robot> i do
17:00 <robot> whether i knew it or not is irrelevant
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <robot> ähhh
18:00 <robot> my head
18:00 <robot> i have a headache
18:00 <faux> did somekne shit in ur weetbix this morning
18:00 <TheRon> MrMark: john lennon?
18:00 <amsy> after a long term relationship how can you still be sensitive to such topics
18:00 <faux> agreed
18:00 <amsy> is what i think she meant
18:00 <faux> she understands me.
19:00 <amsy> my bf has seen the lot
19:00 <MrMark> YES JOHN
19:00 <faux> stenie aint no pansy
19:00 <amsy> and is no longer affected
19:00 <MrMark> lennon
19:00 <TheRon> WOMAN!
19:00 <MrMark> woman!!
19:00 <amsy> agreed
19:00 <amelia> I must admit period poops is a subject that grosses me out too
19:00 <MrMark> noice song!
19:00 <faux> senior karaoke up in dis bitch 
19:00 <Matthew> faux is ferocious
19:00 <faux> ft TheRon and MrMark 
19:00 <faux> oh
19:00 <amsy> amelia, youre like 13 thougj
20:00 <Serenity> hahahah
20:00 <Serenity> 1 line and fauz sends the chan mad
20:00 <amelia> that is the nicest thing someone has ever said to be
20:00 <Matthew> Serenity, don't turn on the Carlton game tbh
20:00 <faux> LOL
20:00 <robot> we should all skype and faux can broadcast lecture us on the finer points of period pooing, we'll all get online and she'll start with a burp and go into the toilet
20:00 <amsy> hahaha
20:00 <amelia> Me
20:00 <Serenity> im not Matthew 
20:00 <TheRon> it'd be a bit weird doing like flo rider or something
20:00 <Matthew> they were leading 12-1 and looked great... now trail 20-35
20:00 <faux> id rather be real than a girl that pretends she doesnt bleed or poop
20:00 <faux> soz 2 disappoint 
21:00 <Serenity> grls dun evn fart
21:00 <Serenity> k
21:00 <robot> you can be real with a filter though
21:00 <faux> well im not really sorry at all tbh
21:00 <Serenity> hahahah
21:00 <amelia> not talkin about it is pretending not to do it
21:00 <Serenity> its just a poop
21:00 <Serenity> get ova it
21:00 <faux> i dont need to have a filter cos guys are pussies and cant handle shit
21:00 <amelia> is not pretending I mean
21:00 <amelia> fuck i jus need more sleep
22:00 <robot> me too
22:00 <Matthew> I don't find many females attractive (Sorry) but can definitely admit when I see a hot one ... although if they turned around and started talking about their toilet or menstrual habits, I would probably turn away
22:00 <Serenity> yeah im wrecked 
22:00 <TheRon> lido shuffle?
22:00 <Matthew> and the same applies for guys ... if I meet one and they were to start talking about the size of their poo or something, I would walk away
22:00 <faux> what i find funny is most guys that seem repulsed by this shit are the ones who talk about their poop when they feel like it
22:00 <faux> robot mentions he farts and poops sometimes but its ok females should have females 
22:00 <TheRon> my last poop was about 4 courics
23:00 <robot> you're probably right
23:00 <faux> LOL
23:00 <robot> lol
23:00 <Serenity> you mentioned the two unspeakables at once faux
23:00 <Serenity> periods and girls shitting
23:00 <faux> i am right
23:00 <Matthew> females are free to discuss whatever they like... same with males... just some people find their conversations, especially revolving around toilet habits and their menstrual cycle, unappealing
23:00 <ShadowLurker> pre sure thats just you
23:00 <robot> ahhh
24:00 <Matthew> no it isn't JUST me.. it is a large % of people
24:00 <robot> ok, it's time for a pain killer. :<
24:00 <Matthew> not EVERYONE, no
24:00 <ShadowLurker> just you
24:00 <faux> its ok to find it unappealing just dont tell me to not talk about it and dont you tell me not to talk about it and then talk about it when you want to lol
24:00 <Matthew> oh no I would never
24:00 <faux> excellent
24:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
24:00 <amsy> lmao
24:00 <Serenity> i read a thing the other day about period poops tho faux
25:00 <Serenity> apparently theres a whole science behind it
25:00 <MrMark> icehouse!!
25:00 <faux> yeah ive read it too but i dont remember anything
25:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <Serenity> yeah i dont remember why
25:00 <TheRon> Lido, whoa oh oh ohhhhhhhhh
25:00 <faux> all i know is theyre gross 
25:00 <faux> and i hate them
25:00 <Matthew> Zac Efron could approach me and go "Matt, I took this amazing shit last night and it was just superb... landed in the bowl with minimal splash and a 10/10" ... and I would totally find him unattractive afterwards
25:00 <faux> craig would ask for pics
26:00 <Matthew> he would ... he is pissed off today because WCE are losing
26:00 <ShadowLurker> noone cares what you think Mattjew
26:00 <ShadowLurker> stfu
26:00 <Matthew> so I am giving him space to grieve
26:00 <TheRon> MrMark: ringo starr - it don't come easy
26:00 <amsy> lmao
26:00 <amsy> luv craigy
26:00 <Matthew> oh and here is ShadowLurker ... fucking the author of the Bible himself
26:00 <Matthew> let me bow down to you, fuck stain
26:00 <faux> ShadowLurker is fucking jesus?
26:00 <ShadowLurker> eadc
27:00 <ShadowLurker> i am faux
27:00 <faux> whats he like
27:00 <faux> ok dont answer that im going to hell
27:00 <ShadowLurker> bit stiff
27:00 <faux> ll
27:00 <faux> isxljswlnss
27:00 <faux> shh
27:00 <Matthew> telling an audience of 45 people what they care about and what they don't care about... fair to say a lot of people do NOT care what I have to say... but I tell you one thing cunt, you are in NO position to tell them what or why
27:00 <faux> LOL
27:00 <faux> ye cunt
27:00 <amsy> ok Pieter
28:00 <ShadowLurker> mattjew why dont you rage a little harder
28:00 <TheRon> i just had 3 sneeze fit
28:00 <faux> Matthew have u ever sworn in front of ur students 
28:00 <Matthew> I use the word "cunt" and suddenly I am raging... LOLLL
28:00 <amelia> but i tell you one thing cword
28:00 <Matthew> so not only are you telling people what they care about... but also how they are reacting
28:00 <faux> answer my q pls
28:00 <Matthew> you really are biblical 
28:00 <amsy> TheRon, theyre called sneeze spree's
28:00 <faux> spreezes
29:00 <TheRon> damn
29:00 <Matthew> i haven't sworn but I have said "Nip" accidentally
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <TheRon> i like nips
29:00 <faux> me 2
29:00 <amsy> when talking about areolas or asians?
29:00 <faux> amber.
29:00 <robot> what kind, TheRon
29:00 <TheRon> scotch mainly
30:00 <amsy> because nip as in nipples isnt really bad?
30:00 <Matthew> somebody was presenting and there was somebody talking and I turned around and was like "Stop acting like a... a... NIP!!!" (But was trying to think of some random 'nice' name but unfortunately I said nip)
30:00 <Matthew> i have no Asians in my class
30:00 <Serenity> fucking bouncer im getting sick of it dcing
30:00 <robot> LOL
30:00 <Matthew> the only two who laughed are my teachers aides who work with my two special kids
30:00 <robot> the least offensive thing you could do was call them a nip
30:00 <TheRon> too many asians have that surfboard look
30:00 <TheRon> and they look 12
30:00 <faux> i have no patience for children id be the worst teacher
31:00 <Matthew> i have had some very awkward moments this year with some kids and what they have said to me
31:00 <faux> id swear on my first day
31:00 <robot> and throw one down some stairs
31:00 <robot> and punch another one in the neck
31:00 <faux> no thats only if theyre cute
31:00 <faux> dont be ridiculous
31:00 <Matthew> I have three rows for bags in my classroom top/middle/bottom rows ... so rather than a mad rush at lunch or whatever, I go "Top Row first" etc
31:00 <TheRon> teachers should use the sit down and study technique for adhd
31:00 <MrMark> rush hour
32:00 <Serenity> .
32:00 <Matthew> anyway this girl, she is lovely btw, goes to me (we use first names at our school) "Matt... do you prefer top or bottom!? I love being top!!"
32:00 <TheRon> money for nothing and your checks for free
32:00 <Matthew> I had to leave the room ..
32:00 <Serenity> please dont comment on adhd like you have any idea what it is lol
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <robot> hahah Matthew.
32:00 <faux> she seems lovely.
32:00 <Matthew> but she said it SO innocently
32:00 <faux> how old is she
32:00 <Matthew> so was nice
32:00 <Serenity> hahaha
32:00 <Matthew> she is 11
32:00 <Serenity> thats cute
32:00 <faux> oh
32:00 <faux> adorbs
33:00 <robot> like the time i went camping and some little girls came running down the beach screaming 'we caught crabs!'
33:00 <faux> i thought she was like 16and being a hornbag
33:00 <amsy> maybe she meant the top or bottom of rolls
33:00 <amsy> or hot cross buns
33:00 <Matthew> the same girl... a few weeks later... we were setting up the volleyball courts... anyway...
33:00 <amelia> she meant the row of bags
33:00 <Matthew> I am a bit of a perfectionist and like everything in order
33:00 <amelia> dopey
33:00 <amsy> hehehe aw
33:00 <Matthew> she goes: "Matt, you love being straight ... don't you!??"
33:00 <faux> LOL
33:00 <Matthew> oh god... lol
33:00 <amsy> ead
34:00 <Doodle> :o
34:00 <Doodle> amsy!
34:00 <robot> in what context
34:00 <faux> no love i am gayer than a hat full of elton johns
34:00 <amsy> hey
34:00 <Doodle> hi
34:00 <Matthew> my teachers aide had tears
34:00 <Matthew> of laughter*
34:00 <MrMark> i love Elton
34:00 <TheRon> Doodle: got any filthy buds?
34:00 <Doodle> hhaha
34:00 <Doodle> ofc
35:00 <Matthew> then again... this girl at 11 still sleeps with a "Mr Blankie" which I find disturbing after her Dad told me
35:00 <Doodle> 4 faux & amsy: https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/t31.0-8/12888709_10207035032367858_1497572436184978570_o.jpg
35:00 <faux> oh god
35:00 <faux> id def push her down some stairs
35:00 <faux> accidentally ofc
35:00 <faux> aww zabby and woost
35:00 <amsy> i went to pick my nephews up from kindy once and there was about 20 kids in the area, all going through different emotions... it was chaotic and i wanted to run
35:00 <Doodle> lolol
36:00 <Doodle> he wants to pee on it
36:00 <faux> lmao
36:00 <faux> hes eying his target
36:00 <Skirmish> lol spray it for you.
36:00 <amsy> he definitely wants to
36:00 <Matthew> her Dad was lovely and actually a bit of a hottie ... he says "I don't care what my kids end up doing, as long as they are truly happy" (this girl who I have told you about has a twin brother) ... it's like "umm I wish all parents were like you"
36:00 <Matthew> so many cuntish parents
36:00 <amsy> Batcat
36:00 <Doodle> he always does, right after i clean it
36:00 <amsy> its his car
36:00 <amsy> hes entitled to
36:00 <Doodle> pffff
36:00 <Doodle> he can start making payments on it then
36:00 <faux> he can smd
37:00 <Matthew> then he used the taxi analogy "they can drive taxis, i don't care!!!" ... dad, really, please!!!
37:00 <Doodle> he would byd
37:00 <Doodle> ro
37:00 <faux> lmaoo
37:00 <faux> bmdro
37:00 <Doodle> ye
37:00 <Doodle> n gargle it
37:00 <faux> id TT him
37:00 <faux> with extra glitter
37:00 <Doodle> lmaooo
37:00 <Doodle> take that u little twerp
37:00 <faux> loll
37:00 <faux> hows his claw
37:00 <amsy> hes cute leave him alone
38:00 <Doodle> yeah he seems better
38:00 <faux> u shut up dr dolittle
38:00 <Doodle> less spazzing
38:00 <Doodle> lmao
38:00 <faux> excellent 
38:00 <Doodle> dr Doodlelittle
38:00 <amsy> was roosty sick too?
38:00 <Doodle> he had an infected claw
38:00 <amsy> aww
38:00 <Doodle> was making hi go doolally
38:00 <faux> sif little
38:00 <Doodle> m
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <Doodle> eep
38:00 <Matthew> bye robot
38:00 <faux> :D
38:00 <faux> robots gone to weep into his pillow about periods
38:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/CHcxZH2.png
39:00 <amsy> cisco was also sick for a couple of days this weeks
39:00 <amsy> -s
39:00 <Doodle> aw how come
39:00 <Matthew> I honestly don't find the poo/period conversation offensive or anything... it's just... uncomfortable/eww
39:00 <amsy> vomitting and agitated and not eating
39:00 <amsy> dont know tbh
39:00 <Doodle> did he eat a penguin
39:00 <Doodle> or an elf
39:00 <Serenity> turbo was sick this week too =/
39:00 <faux> loool
39:00 <Doodle> theyre obv all pregnant
40:00 <faux> or have shit owners
40:00 <faux> YE I SAID IT
40:00 <Doodle> WELL
40:00 <amsy> ill cut you
40:00 <Doodle> I NEVER
40:00 <faux> lmao
40:00 <Matthew> welcome back to robot
40:00 <robot> thankyou
40:00 <Doodle> u leave her alone she is an angel
40:00 <faux> dont encourage her u cuntass
40:00 <faux> phew
40:00 <faux> U BETTER MEAN ME
40:00 <Doodle> who else
40:00 <amsy> what was wrong with turbo sezz?
41:00 <faux> phew
41:00 <faux> ily
41:00 <Doodle> few
41:00 <Doodle> <3
41:00 <Doodle> ok i need food
41:00 <Doodle> bbl luvrs o/
41:00 <faux> oh god this bitch i studied with
41:00 <Matthew> robot, I am glad you at least acknowledged my 'welcome back' as most people don't ...
41:00 <robot> ciao, Doodle
41:00 <faux> wiuld co nfuse few and phew
41:00 <faux> dyslexic cunt
41:00 <faux> bai enjoy
41:00 <amsy> bona betit
41:00 <Doodle> 13,13 13,13 13,13 13,13 13,13  13,13 13,13 13,13 13,13 13,13  13,13 13,13    13,13 13,13    13,13 13,13 
41:00 <Doodle> 13,13 13,13     13,13 13,13     13,13 13,13    13,13 13,13    13,13 13,13 
41:00 <Doodle> 13,13 13,13 13,13 13,13   13,13 13,13 13,13 13,13   13,13 13,13    13,13 13,13    13,13 13,13 
41:00 <Doodle> 13,13 13,13     13,13 13,13      13,13 13,13  13,13 13,13 13,13 13,13  13,13 13,13  
41:00 <Doodle> 13,13 13,13     13,13 13,13 13,13 13,13 13,13    13,13 13,13 13,13   13,13 13,13 13,13   
41:00 <faux> lmao
41:00 <amsy> hahahahaha
41:00 <TheRon> whoops
41:00 <amsy> ssc
42:00 <faux> what did it say
42:00 <amsy> few
42:00 <robot> most people are tards, Matthew.
42:00 <faux> i cant read it on me phone
42:00 <faux> oh few
42:00 <Matthew> I agree... I only like 5 or 6 people in here
42:00 <faux> oh
42:00 <Matthew> so I might just keep my welcome for them now
42:00 <faux> there
43:00 <amsy> Matthew, theres a lot of people that just lurk in chan but will pm you all day
43:00 <robot> heh
43:00 <amsy> so dont get offended if they dont answer
43:00 <amsy> channels scare them
43:00 <faux> air offends Matthew 
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <faux> HOW DARE U BLOW SO STRONGLY
43:00 <amsy> lol theres a couple of people that pm me and answer what ive been talking about in chan
44:00 <TheRon> faux he's actually like that
44:00 <amsy> so annoying
44:00 <TheRon> he'd
44:00 <Matthew> I only like amsy, Serenity, faux, robot, Doodle, simba
44:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry
45:00 <Matthew> TheRon ... you too, sometimes... same with Maurive
45:00 <Matthew> Maurice*
45:00 <Matthew> and amelia is a bit funny
46:00 <faux> tomorrow you will dislike me
46:00 <faux> you have your days
46:00 <robot> nobody pm's me, amsy :<
46:00 <robot> thanks Matthew
46:00 <Matthew> nah faux... I have always liked you, apart from one moment which I used in a gay drama rage moment which I now regret
46:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <faux> ok
47:00 <faux> i usually say shit to piss people off so we'll see
48:00 <robot> hey Immutable
48:00 <Serenity> amelia is funny in the head
48:00 <faux> well not to piss yhem off... but shit THAT posses them off
48:00 <faux> id that makes sense 
48:00 <faux> k
48:00 <faux> iNSiGHt
48:00 <Matthew> dont go breaking my hearttt
48:00 <Matthew> now I can't quite decipher whether the amelia/Serenity relationship is indeed fractured... or just a practical joke amongst friends...
49:00 <faux> lolllllllll
49:00 <amelia> leaf ma head out of dis you green haired WHoRe
49:00 <amsy> poss n shot
49:00 <robot> yhem
49:00 <robot> posses
49:00 <robot> id.
49:00 <Serenity> fuck off TSW
49:00 <TheRon> so tell me if you ever really ever really really loved a wpman
49:00 <faux> LOLLLLL
49:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHA
49:00 <faux> tsw <3
49:00 <amelia> ahahaahhahaa it's gold
49:00 <faux> hes a special kind of retard
49:00 <robot> sigh
49:00 <robot> well i think i might order a lovely cheese pizza, just for me
50:00 <faux> sigg
50:00 <amsy> ok Kevin
50:00 <faux> sighhhh
50:00 <faux> LOL
50:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
50:00 <Matthew> is it real or fake???
50:00 <TheRon> i feel a wreck without my little china girl
50:00 <Serenity> is what real
50:00 <faux> ur banter
50:00 <faux> w amelia
50:00 <Matthew> the banter
50:00 <Serenity> i have no idea
50:00 <faux> i mean tsw
50:00 <Serenity> i just say things
50:00 <TheRon> tsw?
50:00 <Matthew> I had a feeling you two knew each other IRL and just played up the drama in here
51:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
51:00 <Serenity> we do not know each other irl
51:00 <Serenity> amelia would suck my soul out
51:00 <faux> dont be silly sez doesnt thinjnof any of us outside of irc
51:00 <faux> shes a cunt
51:00 <TheRon> a succubus ?
51:00 <amelia> its true i would
51:00 <Matthew> amelia, what state are you in again?
51:00 <Serenity> i really dont
51:00 <amelia> I would also kick her in the cword
51:00 <Serenity> unless faux sends me nudes
51:00 <faux> duck you
51:00 <faux> FUVK
51:00 <faux> c
51:00 <amelia> WA
51:00 <Serenity> then i think of her for about 4 minutes
51:00 <faux> ihy
52:00 <faux> and when u see giraffes
52:00 <faux> :')
52:00 <faux> GET OUT BEEHHH
52:00 <Serenity> you dont hate me cunt face
52:00 <faux> i do so
52:00 <TheRon> philoshoper{[x]}: adults are talking
52:00 <philoshoper{[x]}> why should we
52:00 <philoshoper{[x]}> i have my LGBTI right
52:00 <faux> lmao
53:00 <Serenity> do not
53:00 <Matthew> Half Time - Carlton 29 Sydney 67
53:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
53:00 <Serenity> i dont know why they bother anymore
53:00 <philoshoper{[x]}> stop being abusive towards me just cause i was gay
53:00 <faux> i always tip against carlton
53:00 <faux> and i dont even watch afl
53:00 <Matthew> Full Time - Hawthorn 99 West Coast 53
53:00 <faux> ll
53:00 <faux> o
53:00 <Matthew> poor Craig ...
53:00 <Serenity> youd be stupid if you didnt
53:00 <faux> aw creggy
53:00 <TheRon> you're not gay you're just a fuckwit
53:00 <Serenity> those fuck sticks havent won a game since 1896
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <philoshoper{[x]}> i used to bumped into sainters in late 90s
54:00 <Serenity> ok im being dramatic..
54:00 <Matthew> Full Time - GWS 89 Geelong 76
54:00 <faux> how do they still have a team
54:00 <philoshoper{[x]}> we areall turning oldies
54:00 <Serenity> speak for yourself
54:00 <faux> dw my team played poorly yesti
54:00 <faux> we lost 38-0
54:00 <faux> .
54:00 <faux> and that is all i have to say about that
54:00 <TheRon> storm won
55:00 <philoshoper{[x]}> her love keeping me alive
55:00 <robot> -- forrest gump
55:00 <Matthew> Out of the 18 clubs in the competition, Carlton are 3rd on the list of MOST WINS
55:00 <Matthew> so a lot of great history there
55:00 <philoshoper{[x]}> captain filo ladyboy
55:00 <TheRon> PIG'S ARSE!
55:00 <philoshoper{[x]}> have you have you ever loved a woman
56:00 <Immutable> hey robot
56:00 <robot> you really are a philosopher, philoshoper{[x]}
56:00 <philoshoper{[x]}> norell keeps crying everytime i speak with her
56:00 <robot> ahoyhoy 
56:00 <faux> philoshoper
57:00 <philoshoper{[x]}> ops
57:00 <faux> we all cry every time you speak beehhh
57:00 <faux> lollll
57:00 <Matthew> TheRon, for the first time this year... I think... I think... I am about to put central heating on...
57:00 <Matthew> winter is here :(
57:00 <faux> yum
57:00 <TheRon> damn it
57:00 <philosopher{x[][p> comeon man dont be rude about me love, how is sleek de elite
57:00 <TheRon> i'm still in shorts and tee
58:00 <faux> pix 
58:00 <TheRon> i like my shorts and tee
58:00 <Matthew> it is going to be like 30 degrees on Tuesday so I feel dumb putting it on when I will be complaining how hot it is in 2 days time
58:00 <Matthew> but tonight is the coldest night of the year so far: 10C 
58:00 <TheRon> awesome
58:00 <Matthew> :(
58:00 <philosopher{x[][p> TheRon needs to be locked up behind a gaybar
58:00 <robot> what kind of central heating do you have?
58:00 <faux> dont tuen it on
58:00 <faux> wear a jumper
58:00 <faux> and sox
58:00 <TheRon> philosopher{x[][p: go start a war, a nuclear war
58:00 <philosopher{x[][p> jocks n shocks?
58:00 <robot> meanwhile i have the a/c on
58:00 <Matthew> I am in briefs and a shirt so perhaps put some clothes on, yes
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <philosopher{x[][p> my father is a dork
59:00 <philosopher{x[][p> so is my mom
59:00 <amsy> lol
59:00 <kuzosk> if it inst Serenity the dumb fucking dog
59:00 <kuzosk> having a nice cry to losers like Skirmish
59:00 <Matthew> umm... leave
59:00 <robot> hello kuzosk
59:00 <robot> we missed you
00:00 <kuzosk> ahhh hello robot
00:00 <kuzosk> pedo
00:00 <kuzosk> and Matthew pedo
00:00 <faux> press 4 to ban kuzosk 
00:00 <TheRon> i smell fuckwit
00:00 <kuzosk> 4
00:00 <Matthew> how dare you throw out such vile accusations
00:00 <kuzosk> faux the dumb lebanese house rat
00:00 <Matthew> I will take you to court for slander
00:00 <kuzosk> has groceries delivered
00:00 <kuzosk> cant even go outside
00:00 <Serenity> this isnt happening lol
00:00 <faux> lollll
00:00 <kuzosk> its happening Serenity
00:00 <kuzosk> hows ur pussy
00:00 <Matthew> whip those bans out
01:00 <faux> have u slept
01:00 <faux> NO ONE PRESSED 4
01:00 <faux> oh
01:00 <faux> bye felipe
01:00 <philosopher{x[][p> dickhead keeps checking on me
01:00 <Serenity> im not sitting here reading that nonsense
01:00 <Serenity> im just not
01:00 <philosopher{x[][p> the fuck arseholes
01:00 <faux> oh golly
01:00 <robot> ..i was all for keeping him.
01:00 <faux> just farted terribly
01:00 <faux> pong
01:00 <amelia> im just not
01:00 <TheRon> cruel cruel summer
01:00 <Serenity> you can thank Skirmish for that
01:00 <Matthew> amelia, how has your day been?
02:00 <philosopher{x[][p> i think he scared my ex away, however she was a hooker
02:00 <faux> thanks Skirmish u big mouthed retard
02:00 <amelia> pretty gud fanks cos i slept lots
02:00 <philosopher{x[][p> norel isnt coming here i told her not to
02:00 <Skirmish> wot
03:00 <TheRon> i swear norrel is his sister
03:00 <philosopher{x[][p> Skirmish dont have anybody
03:00 <robot> right.  i put that i'd pick this pizza up from the shop so who wants to get and get it for me
04:00 <Matthew> Norrel is the name of George's girlfriend in Seinfeld who plays the piano
04:00 <Skirmish> Yeah you can thank me for mocking him about his rantings last night. Sure.
04:00 <Matthew> and then Elaine laughs at the PEZ dispenser at the recital 
04:00 <robot> to go*
04:00 <TheRon> kramer convinces her to join the army
04:00 <robot> that show was great
04:00 <philosopher{x[][p> mockery wont be accepted at the parliament - what;s his name
04:00 <Serenity> as long as anyone engages with him he will keep going I dont know why you people insist on talking to it
04:00 <robot> okay bbs
05:00 <Matthew> we need God's Gift To Life to come back (after having a go at me before) because he can read minds and know exactly what people care and don't care about... he will fix that troll
05:00 <Skirmish> He doesn't need a reason to rant for hours.
06:00 <philosopher{x[][p> http://news3lv.com/news/local/local-man-claims-ufo-hovered-over-las-vegas-sky
06:00 <faux> p
06:00 <TheRon> happy birthday helen
07:00 <amelia> fuck off helen
07:00 <Matthew> greetings to Helen and family
07:00 <philosopher{x[][p> dhaka wud be the worst place to live, a reminder indoor pollution is potent than the outside
07:00 <philosopher{x[][p> get 4-5 hrs of fresh air
07:00 <Matthew> here we go...
07:00 <TheRon> hello to ma farken pa farken and the whole farken family
07:00 <Skirmish> Another one that needs no reason to rant for hours.
08:00 <philosopher{x[][p> Skirmish all the remember a red light house on the way to gold coast in your area
09:00 <philosopher{x[][p> there were some trucks parked outside though
09:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
11:00 <Matthew> have a break, have a Creme Egg
11:00 <TheRon> sounds like code
11:00 <amsy> id rather a kit kat 
12:00 <amsy> :(
12:00 <Matthew> go and buy some tbh
12:00 <TheRon> ALF he hates cats or is afraid of them?
12:00 <amsy> shops are closed 
13:00 <Matthew> is there a special day there or something?
13:00 <amsy> afraid
13:00 <amsy> Yes
13:00 <philosopher{x[][p> my parents are both asshole wanting to migrate to aust
13:00 <amsy> its called Sunday
14:00 <philosopher{x[][p> i told me sis bring me intead who apparently running a cafe in lorne
14:00 <amsy> shops are closed every sunday
14:00 <amsy> except restaurants, servos and some very small grocery shops
15:00 <amsy> which i wont find kit kats in because theyre a specialty item
15:00 <philosopher{x[][p> chicken rolls were 3.50 at servo just cuck them in the microwave
15:00 <amelia> I know wot it feels like to be a specialty item
15:00 <amsy> do you
15:00 <TheRon> really?
15:00 <amelia> we are very rare
16:00 <TheRon> i always leave women wanting more
16:00 <Matthew> unique for all the wrong reasons
16:00 <TheRon> i finish early
16:00 <philosopher{x[][p> i will die happy knowing norell by my side
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <philosopher{x[][p> in the dark of night...
18:00 <philosopher{x[][p> TheRon please show her what i've seen
18:00 <philosopher{x[][p> goodbye
19:00 <TheRon> i had no idea what that meant
20:00 <Matthew> is that the same person who posted photos of their licenses and degrees a few days ago?
21:00 <TheRon> again no idea
21:00 <TheRon> thristy merc - in the summertime
22:00 <robot> i'm back.
22:00 <amsy> probably
22:00 <amsy> wb
23:00 <robot> ta
23:00 <robot> brb tho
24:00 <TheRon> MrMark: ita
31:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ_tX2xXPTQ
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eating jimmy barnes ice cream Views: 18,472 Uploader: Aaron Gocs Uploaded: Aug 11, 2015 Duration: 6m14s Rating: 4.77
34:00 <MrMark> im awake
35:00 <robot> hi
36:00 <robot> where did ev go
36:00 <robot> Matthew faux amelia Serenity
38:00 <amelia> I'm here i jus lookin @ pics of food as usual
38:00 <robot> lol
38:00 <TheRon> tacos?
38:00 <Serenity> show me you minature cunt
38:00 <robot> nice
39:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAHAHA
39:00 <robot> Serenity watch your language or i'll ban you
39:00 <Serenity> you can kiss me butt matey
39:00 <robot> k
39:00 <robot> x
39:00 <amelia> you miniature dwarf cword amelia
39:00 <Serenity> TREE STUMP
39:00 <Serenity> show me some fucking food
39:00 <amelia> go back to spreading oxygen you TSW
39:00 <amelia> on insta
40:00 <amelia> @pertheats is ok but cafe2twentyfour better
40:00 <Serenity> i guess as long as you're a tree you cant be accused of being an oxygen theif
41:00 <amelia> damn straight
41:00 <Moke> gumby
41:00 <robot> hi Moke
41:00 <Moke> sup
41:00 <robot> we can be friends if u want.
41:00 <Moke> cheers
41:00 <Moke> pretty angry atm parramatta lost
42:00 <Moke> thats my team
42:00 <Moke> FUCK YOU PENRITH
42:00 <Moke> jamie sour
42:00 <Moke> the cunt
42:00 <TheRon> so bitter
42:00 <Moke> me
42:00 <Moke> fuck penrith
43:00 <Moke> period
43:00 <Moke> hate em
43:00 <Moke> phil gould the annoying cunt
43:00 <Moke> my cat wont fuck off
43:00 <Moke> he keeps annoying me 
43:00 <Moke> always gotta be in my pocket
43:00 <TheRon> go storm
43:00 <Moke> nah
44:00 <Moke> they nearly got beaten too
44:00 <TheRon> the operative word nearly
50:00 <Matthew> 4th Quarter - Carlton 52 Sydney 110
51:00 <TheRon> it's gon
51:00 <TheRon> gone
53:00 <Matthew> massive embarrassment on Channel 7 news then :O
54:00 <robot> that happened
55:00 <robot> i mean what happened?
55:00 <Matthew> instead of saying "Next, Jane Bunn with the weather" ... he said "Next, Jane's Buns with... sorry, Jane Bunn with the weather"
55:00 <robot> heh.
56:00 <|RAZ|> o/
57:00 <TheRon> jane's buns are real
00:00 <|RAZ|> oh so quiet
01:00 <TheRon> ah ah ah ah stayin' alive
02:00 <|RAZ|> using mirc for too many years. this icechat is way better
10:00 <robot> :)
11:00 <robot> ya'll can't handle my dance moves
11:00 <robot> https://youtu.be/m_Uc26DeQVQ?t=995
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Britain's Got Talent 2015 Funny Auditions (TOP 10) +Richy Nice Views: 2,313,811 Uploader: RichyNice Live Uploaded: Jul 18, 2015 Duration: 30m20s Rating: .0
29:00 <Matthew> welcome to the divine Doodle
29:00 <Doodle> hai2u Matthew
31:00 <Matthew> welcome to British^Meat
32:00 <British^Meat> indeed greets
33:00 <British^Meat> eating silverside
34:00 <Matthew> eeeek
36:00 <faux> 4 amelia https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1686526368268755&id=1679616822293043
37:00 <amelia> i fucking love you
37:00 <faux> loll
42:00 <Matthew> aww it must've been love
43:00 <Serenity> i need new dresses
43:00 <Matthew> but it's over now... it must've been good, but we've lost it somehow
43:00 <Serenity> none of mine fit anymore :(
43:00 <Doodle> mine either sezz
43:00 <Serenity> poor doodles
43:00 <Doodle> theyre all a bit tight around the arms
43:00 <Serenity> jacked
44:00 <Doodle> no theyre just made for girls
44:00 <Serenity> loll
45:00 <Doodle> i need to go and exercise
45:00 <Doodle> can u do it for me
45:00 <Serenity> ummmm
45:00 <Serenity> no
45:00 <Doodle> ur so selfish
45:00 <amelia> wot size are you now
46:00 <Doodle> dunno in ladies sizes
46:00 <Doodle> :D
46:00 <Serenity> loool
46:00 <Serenity> 16
46:00 <amelia> Doodle would be a 14 in ladies
46:00 <amelia> Maybe a 12
46:00 <Serenity> hes quite tall
46:00 <Doodle> i'd be a 64
46:00 <Serenity> prob a 14
47:00 <amelia> haha
47:00 <Doodle> i'd like to be a 14 in ladies
47:00 <Doodle> but i wasnt blessed with that much
48:00 <Serenity> im not sure whats happening lol
49:00 <amelia> me3
49:00 <Doodle> i thought u meant inches
49:00 <Doodle> obv not
50:00 <Doodle> 'grab hold of this its the bannister'
50:00 <Matthew> modest
52:00 <Serenity> you know whats fantastic
53:00 <Serenity> brocollini
53:00 <Matthew> speaking of fantastic...
56:00 <Serenity> HORRICE
59:00 <Matthew> it's just... ahh... a little crush... CRUSH... it's just... ahh... some little thing... CRUSHHH... not like everything I do depends on youuu.. sha la la la
23:00 <Matthew> bye robot
24:00 <Doodle> [19:52] <Serenity> you know whats fantastic
24:00 <Doodle> [19:52] <Serenity> brocollini
24:00 <Doodle> racist
24:00 <Serenity> i said brocollini not brocorrini
25:00 <Doodle> as a brocollinist of the 4th order i am deeply offended
25:00 <Matthew> you are SO easily offended!!!
25:00 <Doodle> hehee
26:00 <Matthew> thankfully nothing phases me...
26:00 <Doodle> also my mum gave me her blessing today if i want to marry a gay
26:00 <Doodle> so you're in luck Matthew
27:00 <Matthew> I never want to get married... apologies!
27:00 <Matthew> to anyone...
27:00 <Doodle> same tbh
27:00 <Doodle> but imagine how tidy our house would be
27:00 <Matthew> it would be grand on the deluxe scale... however I believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman
27:00 <Immutable> imagine bike riding together
27:00 <Immutable> that's totally gay right there
28:00 <Doodle> i believe that marriage should be punishment for knocking a girl up, like back in the old days
28:00 <British^Meat> whores
28:00 <Doodle> ye them
28:00 <Matthew> married whores? oh god
28:00 <Doodle> like Maurice
28:00 <British^Meat> no, non married whores!
28:00 <British^Meat> going from person to person
29:00 <British^Meat> planting seems
29:00 <Maurice> :o
29:00 <Doodle> hi
29:00 <British^Meat> exchanging DNA
29:00 <British^Meat> err seeds
29:00 <British^Meat> seems like it
29:00 <Doodle> keke
29:00 <Maurice> Hot
29:00 <British^Meat> bust those seams
29:00 <Maurice> And it wont even grow a spawn
29:00 <Maurice> Win
30:00 <Matthew> rockin' 4 myselfff
33:00 <Matthew> welcome to the exceptional Zade
33:00 <Zade> hello Matthew, how are you?
34:00 <Matthew> generally quite well, yoU?
36:00 <Zade> yeah ok thanks 
37:00 <Matthew> great to hear 
45:00 <partay> welcome back to normal time mexicans 
45:00 <couleurs> hello everybodey happy new time savings!!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <Matthew> hello and WELCOMEEE
48:00 <couleurs> ty u soab
49:00 <Matthew> that's really nasty
49:00 <Zade> less than 6 months til we again say "Welcome to brisbogan, Please put your watch back 1 hour and fifty years"
50:00 <Matthew> QLD need to get with the times... literally
52:00 <couleurs> :p
53:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzblfLMQggo
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Melbourne 1940 Views: 35,373 Uploader: KailuaKid Uploaded: Nov 11, 2014 Duration: 8m49s Rating: 4.93
03:00 <partay> we don't want our curtins to fade 
14:00 <slower> you have curtins? we only have newspapers on our windows
15:00 <Serenity> we got that there tin foil ay
16:00 <faux> curtins
18:00 <couleurs> :p
19:00 <Kynetic> mmm
19:00 <Kynetic> love me a good tinfoil hat
19:00 <Kynetic> protect me from all them chemtrails
20:00 <Kynetic> and the vaccines
20:00 <Kynetic> and the GMO's
20:00 <Kynetic> and MSG's
20:00 <Kynetic> CHEMKILLS M8
20:00 <Kynetic> they'll kill us all
25:00 <Matthew> 1999
34:00 <Matthew> good evening to the sublime katatonic_kate01
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there :d
34:00 <Matthew> how are you dear
34:00 <Hanks> Hi
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> tired, you ??
35:00 <Matthew> hey Tom
35:00 <Hanks> Hi Mathew
35:00 <Matthew> why tired love??
35:00 <Hanks> Hi Kat
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> just busy weekend
37:00 <Matthew> you've been a busy kitty kat
38:00 <Hanks> Do anything ineresting this weekend Kat
38:00 <Serenity> took the fist of an olympic boxer
39:00 <Hanks> Hi Serenity
39:00 <Matthew> so many sexy people on here tonight... hard to know where to start
39:00 <Serenity> hi
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai!!
48:00 <faux> 4 k8 https://youtu.be/DGQKcAvg4bM
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Miniature Cooking: Baked Macaroni & Cheese (mini food) ç„¼ããƒžã‚«ãƒ­ãƒ‹ êµ¬ìš´ ë§ˆì¹´ë¡œë‹ˆ ãƒŸãƒ‹æ–™ç† Views: 225,036 Uploader: Miniature Cusina Uploaded: Sep 24, 2015 Duration: 3m51s Rating: 4.82
50:00 <Matthew> I'm watching Heston on SBS
51:00 <Serenity> i love theseee
51:00 <partay> faux u cooking for little people?
51:00 <faux> nah portion control
51:00 <Serenity> rofllllll
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux, WHY are they using egg!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> in mac cheese
54:00 <British^Meat> hippys
54:00 <faux> idk 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> and WHY is the ‘mini’ kitchen huge compared with other mini kitchens
54:00 <faux> i like it
54:00 <faux> its cute
54:00 <faux> she has  a mini electrc mixer
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s a real life size japanese kitchen
54:00 <Serenity> even i was wtfing about the egg
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <faux> i squealed way too loud
54:00 <Matthew> its a vital component tbh
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… who pit egg in mac cheese
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom a tron 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> puts*
55:00 <faux> -- faux
55:00 <Serenity> fucks sake faux now im gonna be watching these all night
55:00 <faux> ehee
55:00 <faux> sucker
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooh chicken broc soup
56:00 <Serenity> im watching the peanut butter rbead one
56:00 <Matthew> katatonic_kate01, do you like Vietnamese food?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> nw, not really
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like rice paper rolls
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> chicken or veg ones
56:00 <Matthew> Vietnamese is my favourite Asian cuisine tbh
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i find it…. a lil weird
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> compared to thai
57:00 <partay> Matthew i thought you liked cream of sumyoung guy
57:00 <Matthew> partay, really inappropriate and tasteless... pardon the pun
57:00 <partay> youd know if it was taeless or not
58:00 <faux> taeless
58:00 <faux> ye Matthew is gay lol hilarious
58:00 <faux> lets move on
58:00 <partay> harmless gay reference.. chill out 
58:00 <Matthew> no. it's a regular feature of your conversations with me.
58:00 <Doodle> HALLO THAILORTH
58:00 <partay> the fucking Doodle
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> HALLO FROM THE OTHERSIDE
58:00 <Matthew> "bait the gay guy" ... it was funny the first time, not the 282125th time
59:00 <Matthew> move on...
59:00 <Doodle> partay is a master baiter
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> matthew we could combine forces and collect dick pics
59:00 <Matthew> let's do that
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> just for shits and giggles
59:00 <Serenity> you know whats not funny
59:00 <Matthew> I want to show you some of my favourite dicks
59:00 <Matthew> let's go
59:00 <Serenity> how fucking much i need to pee
59:00 <Serenity> brb
59:00 <British^Meat> im glad Doodle said that, coz i stopped myself for being too obvious
59:00 <Doodle> heheee
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG why does this dude use egg in everything
59:00 <Doodle> i dont have that filter British^Meat
59:00 <British^Meat> way hey the lads!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> chicken and broc soup…. + egg
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
00:00 <Doodle> my names richard, i'm eight stone, what about you umm spender?
00:00 <faux> ya mums an egg
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re an egg, egg
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr Bungle - Egg.mp3 (8.78MB 160kbps Joint Stereo 7:40)
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
00:00 <Doodle> i caught up with my homework
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheesy mac with red sauce…. 
01:00 <Doodle> now i have like 3 hours
01:00 <British^Meat> hah, an eggs comes out a chicken, a chicken comes out of an egg....
01:00 <Doodle> !
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> egg!
01:00 <Matthew> katatonic_kate01, are you searching for dick? because I am
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> let me know when yo get some dick pics
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i trolled in # sex on the weekend
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> and NOTHING
02:00 <Doodle> here's a dick
02:00 <Doodle> https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle…. i aint clicking on trump gif ness
03:00 <Doodle> DOIT FAGGOT
03:00 <Matthew> you prefer cut over uncut though, don't you ?
03:00 <Doodle> thats none of your business
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <Matthew> not you, Doodle
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah prefer
04:00 <Doodle> oh right
04:00 <Doodle> i knew that
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> but dick is dick in the end, right
04:00 <Doodle> inurend
04:00 <British^Meat> a dick is still a dick, even with a chopstick in its eye
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <Doodle> chopsdick
05:00 <Matthew> I'd love to hear Serenity and faux's PP
05:00 <Matthew> (Penis Preference)
05:00 <British^Meat> dat fkn guy, seriously...
05:00 <faux> cut pls
05:00 <Doodle> inorite
05:00 <Serenity> i dont care they all look the same when theyre hard
05:00 <faux> just ask Doodle for  a cock pic
05:00 <amelia> I think i have one eye bigger than the other
05:00 <Doodle> looool
05:00 <faux> thats our preference
05:00 <Doodle> show me amelia
05:00 <Matthew> let's do a POLL
05:00 <Serenity> ^^
05:00 <Doodle> is it ur browneye
06:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHAH
06:00 <Serenity> 'what kind of cocks to you like?'
06:00 <faux> shrooms
06:00 <Serenity> doodles
06:00 <Matthew> no. of all the males if they are cut or uncut
06:00 <Doodle> eep
06:00 <Doodle> oh
06:00 <Doodle> i'm circumcised
06:00 <Matthew> simba & I = uncut
06:00 <Matthew> Doodle = cut
07:00 <Matthew> I would guess British^Meat is uncut
07:00 <Doodle> cool great survey
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need more essential criteria for cock
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> not just uncut vs cut
07:00 <Matthew> no. I am starting simple... cut OR uncut
07:00 <Matthew> we can make it more complicated later
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> like length, girth 
07:00 <Doodle> far out
07:00 <Doodle> how deep is your vagina katatonic_kate01
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> well there is more to dick than skin or no skin
08:00 <Matthew> we can make it more complicated later
08:00 <Doodle> lmao
08:00 <British^Meat> hah
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh…
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> how deep is me vadge, yeah haven’t measured 
08:00 <Doodle> dont lie all girls measure it
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
09:00 <British^Meat> how many cups of fanta can it take?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m just not saying, to appear modest 
09:00 <Doodle> loool
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh…. over 9000
09:00 <British^Meat> i like u kate :)
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> all your fanta belongs to my…. us.. erm my vagina 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ % BM
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> (slight fail there)
11:00 <Matthew> jesus
11:00 <faux> yes my son
11:00 <Serenity> ty Serenity u da best
11:00 <Matthew> ridiculous ban there
11:00 <faux> CUT DICKS FTW
11:00 <Doodle> ty Serenity
11:00 <Doodle> u da best
11:00 <Serenity> its just an auto ban script stops flooding
11:00 <Doodle> apart from faux
11:00 <Matthew> THANK YOU TO THE MOST DIVINE, LOVELY, EXQUISITE, AMAZING, SENSUAL, CHARMING, SEXY woman on EARTH - Serenity
11:00 <faux> ehe
11:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF DOODLE
11:00 <faux> ily doodie
11:00 <amelia> false
11:00 <Doodle> hahahahaha
11:00 <Serenity> dont ever speak to me again
11:00 <Doodle> <3
11:00 <Doodle> aw
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> she doesn;t have a dick matthew :P
11:00 <faux> smd sarah
11:00 <Doodle> doambelykdat
11:00 <Serenity> no fuck off
11:00 <Doodle> caaaaaarn
11:00 <faux> CALM UR LADY FARM
12:00 <Serenity> ive known him longer i win by default
12:00 <Matthew> OK ... so the tally was 3 UNCUT and 1 CUT
12:00 <faux> ye but im fantastic
12:00 <Matthew> but I think we have some shy people on here
12:00 <Serenity> you are not
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> since when....
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux and i said cut
12:00 <faux> wow bit unnecessarily rude
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats 2
12:00 <Doodle> well now then
12:00 <Matthew> no. this is the OFFICIAL PENIS CUT/UNCUT TALLY
12:00 <Serenity> im getting emotional about these fucking mini doughnuts
12:00 <Matthew> not the PREFERENCE TALLY
12:00 <partay> cut dick sounds painfu
12:00 <partay> l
12:00 <faux> uncut dix look like wrinkly old man face
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <Serenity> stale almond
13:00 <faux> i dont wanna suck a grandpa
13:00 <Matthew> they don't tbh
13:00 <faux> well unless its mark harmon
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <faux> or doodles dad
13:00 <faux> lmao 
13:00 <Matthew> there are some horrible theories about uncut ... but the reality is over 60% of the planet is uncut
13:00 <partay> he'd have a beautiful penis 
13:00 <Serenity> they all. look the same when hard
13:00 <faux> fuck the planet
13:00 <faux> no they do not
13:00 <Serenity> they bloody well do
14:00 <Matthew> come on guys ... let's hear what you've got (literally)
14:00 <Matthew> cut OR uncut
14:00 <partay> Matthew and you wonder why you get baited ?
14:00 <British^Meat> :)
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then take pics and send em to me or matthew
14:00 <Matthew> my carefactor is ZERO
14:00 <faux> mines cut
14:00 <faux> n u
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> cut
15:00 <Matthew> Matthew, Craig, simba, Ryan (remember him?) & Fil (remember him?) are all uncut
15:00 <Serenity> so periods and poo makes the boys uncomfortable as well as openly gay men
15:00 <Serenity> gotcha
15:00 <partay> speaking of poo.. wheres Mew?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <Matthew> I hate it when I get really involved in a topic (Dick) and nobody gets involved
17:00 <faux> ryan is cut fyi
17:00 <Serenity> Matthew apparently its only ok if women talk about penis in here
17:00 <Serenity> men talking about it makes them uncomfortable
17:00 <Serenity> like someone might think theyre gay or something
18:00 <Matthew> OK. I better shut up. :(
18:00 <Matthew> I do feel a little hypocritical tbh for having a MINOR go at the period/poo situation for females and then talking about penis
18:00 <Serenity> i think it was robot having the nervous breakdown over it
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18:00 <Serenity> ok thanks kate
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i will nap and retturn at some point
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> return 
19:00 <Matthew> ok )
19:00 <Serenity> did she not realise she just did that
20:00 <Serenity> or was it just on my screen
20:00 <Matthew> the 3 massive lines of nothing
20:00 <Matthew> I saw them as well
20:00 <Serenity> oh good
21:00 <Matthew> it is 10:20 but feels like 11:20
21:00 <Matthew> tbh
22:00 <faux> ye
22:00 <Serenity> these mini food things
22:00 <Serenity> wowww
22:00 <faux> today has gone so slow
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <faux> yw
22:00 <faux> wheres doodle i need me hair brushed
23:00 <Matthew> ohhh baby do you know what thats worth? ohhh heaven is a place on earthhh
23:00 <Serenity> im just thinking about what kind of person does this. like is he the kind of guy who sits in his mums nighty at night time watching manga and sticking is dick in a grapefuit?
23:00 <Serenity> like....
23:00 <Serenity> who is this guy
23:00 <faux> norman bated
23:00 <faux> s
23:00 <faux> -d
23:00 <Serenity> yes lol
24:00 <Serenity> and this one.. why are this mother fuckers hands so fat... he neds to start eating the food hes making
24:00 <Matthew> Doodle, what are you studying ?
25:00 <faux> my butt
25:00 <Hanks> Mine is hairy
25:00 <faux> im sleepy
26:00 <Matthew> University Of Melbourne would cordially like to invite you to undertake the 'Masters Degree Of Faux's Butt' commencing in April with eight rigorous subjects that will ascertain your knowledge on this well sought after item
26:00 <faux> LOL
26:00 <Matthew> so many career options
26:00 <Hanks> Cheese
27:00 <Matthew> gastroenterologist 
27:00 <Serenity> this is legit me every night when i cook dinner now
27:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilnE-Jt0ZFg
27:00 <Matthew> proctologist
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Real Food Miniature #33-ãƒŸãƒ‹ãƒãƒ¥ã‚¢æ–™ç†-ã€ŽFried chicken & potato-ãƒ•ãƒ©ã‚¤ãƒ‰ãƒã‚­ãƒ³ï¼†ãƒãƒ†ãƒˆã€Edible Tiny Food Tiny Kitchen Views: 178,534 Uploader: Bistro Miniature Uploaded: Oct 6, 2015 Duration: 5m29s Rating: 4.85
27:00 <Serenity> smallest meals on the planet
29:00 <Matthew> what is your specialty dish?
29:00 <Hanks> Toast
30:00 <Matthew> not asking you, Tom
30:00 <Hanks> Just saying toast is mine
31:00 <Matthew> eww
32:00 <Hanks> And nutri grain
32:00 <Matthew> I WANT SOMETHING MORE CUISINE
32:00 <faux> deepfried foreskin
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
33:00 <Hanks> Hi
33:00 <Student> Greetings 
34:00 <amelia> no
34:00 <couleurs> Greatings
34:00 <Matthew> sincere greetings to Student
34:00 <Student> couleurs :) , Matthew :)
34:00 <Matthew> and a huge welcome back to the appetizing amelia
35:00 <amelia> you callin me fat
35:00 <Matthew> I AM GIVING YOU A COMPLIMENT 
35:00 <Matthew> stop being so feisty with me
35:00 <amelia> i am joking
35:00 <Student> on that note, post your current pics and all those FAT rumours
36:00 <faux> lmao
36:00 <faux> aPPeTiZiNG aMeLia
36:00 <Matthew> amelia gets really catty with me
36:00 <amelia> don't feel special, its not jus you
36:00 <Student> appetizing, she is norished
36:00 <amelia> I am a bit bitchy tonight tho
36:00 <Student> a bit :)
36:00 <faux> lol tonight
36:00 <Matthew> yes I must agree with that self assessment
37:00 <amelia> you shut your fat face, dickhole
37:00 <amelia> screw you fauxyyyy
37:00 <amelia> NoRiSHeD
37:00 <Matthew> I am listening to the soothing sounds of the saxophone
38:00 <faux> i am listenin to the soothing sounds of my butt trumpet
38:00 <faux> welcomr to the Cut Wine
38:00 <swazowers2> Jesus Christ nick op needs a forgot Password option
38:00 <swazowers2> They store it in plaintext anyway
38:00 <faux> join #asd if u rrally wanna know it
39:00 <Matthew> just use the five aaaaa
39:00 <amelia> butt trumpet
39:00 <faux> me good ol BT
39:00 <Matthew> amelia must have a trumpet lodged quite high for her to be in this vulgar mood
40:00 <amelia> i not in a mood
40:00 <swazowers2> No I've chosen an equally elaborate password I will forget as soon as my IRC app decides to
40:00 <Matthew> I beg to differ
40:00 <swazowers2> Hello Amelia
40:00 <faux> you can auto identify
40:00 <amelia> I jus joking, stop being a sensitive pussy
40:00 <faux> on ur irc client
40:00 <amelia> hai swaz
40:00 <Matthew> umm maa... I'm dobbing
40:00 <amelia> GO DOB DEN
41:00 <Matthew> I will... to myself
41:00 <swazowers2> lol
41:00 <swazowers2> Yeah I will faux but I'd done that for my last one
41:00 <swazowers2> And all of a sudden it stopped
41:00 <faux> ono
41:00 <swazowers2> Like it kept trying
42:00 <swazowers2> But suddenly nickop was going no ok you're wrong
42:00 <faux> did u join within 3 weeks
42:00 <swazowers2> Which I don't get
42:00 <faux> cos it deregisters afrer that
42:00 <amelia> oR NeaReST oFFeR
42:00 <swazowers2> Yes
42:00 <faux> k
42:00 <faux>  well idk
42:00 <swazowers2> So in 3 weeks
42:00 <swazowers2> I will be able to reregister Swazowers
42:00 <faux> u can reg swazowers again
42:00 <faux> Yes
43:00 <swazowers2> Staying at dads house tbh
43:00 <Serenity> just go and ask asd lol
43:00 <swazowers2> And I have the room with the ensuite
43:00 <swazowers2> Fancy
43:00 <partay> or you could change it to buttplug
43:00 <Matthew> #asd are actually VERY unhelpful
43:00 <Matthew> your question might be answered by... Thursday
43:00 <faux> lmao
43:00 <partay> if you need to use ASD get off irc 
44:00 <Matthew> well when people used to STEAL my channels, I had to use them
44:00 <Matthew> very unhelpful and would always side with my opponent
45:00 <swazowers2> STEAL
45:00 <swazowers2> that's theft you should have called the police tbh
45:00 <Matthew> yes... I was always targeted
45:00 <Serenity> lwaxana is just a barron old moll whois angry her vagina curled inside its self and died so she takes it out on everyone else
45:00 <Matthew> I wouldn't log on for a week or so ... and usually the likes of Martin, Andrew, another guy called Matt and others would take my channels
46:00 <Matthew> just to piss me off
46:00 <Picard> awwwww
46:00 <amelia> I can't stop laughing
46:00 <swazowers2> Were you excluded from joining the channels
46:00 <Serenity> at
46:00 <swazowers2> Like
46:00 <swazowers2> What's the problem
46:00 <amelia> yes... I was always targeted
46:00 <Matthew> I like to own things
46:00 <Matthew> not just be a bit player
47:00 <swazowers2> Oh
47:00 <swazowers2> Ok
47:00 <Matthew> this is SEVERAL yearsa go
47:00 <Matthew> years ago *
47:00 <Picard> grow a set.
47:00 <amelia> SEVERAL
47:00 <Matthew> this was late high school/early Uni ... I'm 27 now so you get the gist 
47:00 <British^Meat> gremlinz was cool, talk to gremlinz
48:00 <amelia> wow you old
48:00 <Matthew> and how old are you dear ?
48:00 <swazowers2> lol ok
48:00 <amelia> 24
48:00 <Serenity> you shut your mouth you fucking tree stump
48:00 <swazowers2> How many do you own today
48:00 <swazowers2> Has it become an empire
48:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAAHA you fucking tree stump
48:00 <Matthew> anyway... my limited experiences with #asd have been underwhelming to say the least
48:00 <swazowers2> Lots of IRC real estate
48:00 <Picard> Serenity?
48:00 <swazowers2> Renting out channels for extra income
48:00 <Serenity> im talking to amelia ty
49:00 <Matthew> but Lwaxana was probably the most helpful
49:00 <Picard> lol
49:00 <Matthew> despite her now old mole status
49:00 <amelia> yeah fuck off Picard
49:00 <Picard> lwaxana is a cunt
49:00 <Picard> amelia u fat dwarf cunt, go die
49:00 <Hanks> Creep
50:00 <amelia> the first insult on any female on IRC is fat
50:00 <Picard> well u are 70kgs and 5ft tall, thats fat
50:00 <Picard> size 16?
50:00 <swazowers2> Calling someone fat on irc geez
50:00 <amelia> what are you, my scales?
50:00 <swazowers2> IRC is
51:00 <swazowers2> The remaining haven for fat bastards
51:00 <Picard> its just the word 
51:00 <amelia> its always the actual fat fucks that call others fat too
51:00 <Immutable> :(
51:00 <Picard> amelia----->       http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=999925459
51:00 <faux> agreed
52:00 <faux> FaT TaYLoR
52:00 <Matthew> amelia, you need to know that everybody on here (particularly those who love to give out the insults) are the pin up boys and girls of society ... perfect weight, flawless skin, divine hair, sensational fashion sense etc etc
52:00 <Matthew> or so they think
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> SeNSaTioNaL FaSHioN SeNSe
52:00 <Picard> fuck up u whiny poof cunt
52:00 <faux> wow
53:00 <Matthew> who are you talking too!!??
53:00 <Picard> you
53:00 <amelia> yes, Picard is such a beauty queen
53:00 <Matthew> fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i thought you were OK
53:00 <Matthew> how fucking dare you
53:00 <faux> lmao
53:00 <partay> hhahaha
53:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHHAAH
53:00 <amelia> fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <swazowers2> lol
53:00 <Picard> i am ok
53:00 <Matthew> nah fuck him seriously ... what a cunt
53:00 <Matthew> so annoyed right now
53:00 <Picard> just over you being a whiny bitch
54:00 <partay> Matthew on your rags?
54:00 <Picard> grow a set of balls and man up
54:00 <faux> oo
54:00 <faux> are we synced
54:00 <British^Meat> wow u only just realised that Matthew?
54:00 <British^Meat> sheesh
54:00 <Matthew> umm excuse me... you are calling me a whiny bitch??? you come in HERE DELIBERATELY to bag the FUCK out of people and whinge about everybody and everything
54:00 <Matthew> I at least contribute in a positive way, even if I am annoying
54:00 <Matthew> you do fucking NOTHING.
54:00 <Picard> no u dont
54:00 <Serenity> roflll
54:00 <faux> LOL
54:00 <faux> yesss
54:00 <faux> need popcorn
55:00 <amelia> I really can't stop giggling ma ass off
55:00 <Picard> you're just a whiny big cunt who thinks the planet owes you
55:00 <Hanks> Picard is getting bashed lol
55:00 <Matthew> party ... seriously "on your rags" ... grow the fuck up mate, this isn't Year 8
55:00 <amelia> Year 8
55:00 <Picard> why, you are acting lke a child
56:00 <swazowers2> lmao
56:00 <swazowers2> The best
56:00 <Matthew> Picard, you have come in here in a FOUL fucking mood tonight... probably a fight with the misses or the kids are playing up or something... so you get your release by having really immature and pathetic digs at me in order to bait me to battle you
56:00 <Matthew> enough is enough.
56:00 <faux> LOL
56:00 <faux> battle
56:00 <faux> yesssss
56:00 <stebie> rap battle
56:00 <Picard> lol Matthew
56:00 <faux> a wild Matthes appears
56:00 <amelia> aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahhaahhaahhaahahhahaahhahahahaahhaah
56:00 <faux> Matthew*
56:00 <partay> hahhahahaha
57:00 <Matthew> Matthew uses GUST
57:00 <Matthew> it was ineffective
57:00 <Picard> i make a comment that you are a whiny cunt and im the one in a bad mood?
57:00 <Hanks> Where are the M&Ms
57:00 <Student> too much "ahahahahahhahhahahahhahhaa"
57:00 <amelia> you fuck off Student
57:00 <partay> oh Matthew you're the bitch in the relationship aren't you ?
57:00 <Matthew> you are in a foul mood, I can just tell
57:00 <Student> psycho users in the channel 
57:00 <amelia> this instant
57:00 <Student> amelia are you volunteering?
57:00 <Picard> partay is 100% right
57:00 <faux> lololol
57:00 <Student> come in pvt amelia
57:00 <swazowers2> ...
57:00 <Student> and i will show you good time you never had in your life :P
57:00 <faux> cum in pvt
57:00 <Matthew> I'm not going to engage you in any other debates or allow you to engage me in yours
58:00 <faux> LOL
58:00 <amelia> i said fuck off
58:00 <faux> lmaooo
58:00 <Student> :P
58:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAA fck
58:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
58:00 <Student> what is with the bold ? :P
58:00 <Hanks> Hi
58:00 <Matthew> you need to act your age
58:00 <TheRiddler> was at friends place
58:00 <Picard> no debate here Matthew, im just satating facts. you are a whiny bitch tonight
58:00 <TheRiddler> get this 
58:00 <Matthew> no I'm actually not and was talking very pleasantly before you logged on and starting stirring your vicious pot
58:00 <faux> student
58:00 <TheRiddler> he's planning to become a lollipop guard
59:00 <Student> wow, in channel melbourne people are stating facts, that is new
59:00 <Student> faux ?
59:00 <Picard> harden up cunt
59:00 <faux> i am laughinh at your sexual offer to Amelia 
59:00 <Hanks> Anyone want to edge
59:00 <Student> faux ;)
59:00 <Matthew> you'd love that, wouldn't you?
59:00 <Student> faux, she is not laughing at that :P
59:00 <Student> rather , she is raging 
59:00 <TheRiddler> has anyone tried to edge?
59:00 <amelia> ahahahaha raging
59:00 <partay> what the fuck is edge?
59:00 <amelia> I'm giggling
00:00 <Hanks> Edging
00:00 <Picard> its when u get close to blowing and stop
00:00 <Student> oh she is back :P
00:00 <faux> and i will show you good time you never had in your life :P
00:00 <Student> come on amelia, i show you good time :P
00:00 <TheRiddler> what the expert said
00:00 <Student> faux ha ha 
00:00 <swazowers2> Edging is presumably when the Riddler places a new Samsung phone into his anus
00:00 <TheRiddler> where you constantly stop before orgasm
00:00 <Picard> TheRiddler finally you sccept it
01:00 <amelia> yes blow me away wif your cyba
01:00 <Student> amelia that is for starters
01:00 <TheRiddler> because it makes the orgasm better
01:00 <Picard> when u blow its awesome
01:00 <Student> Sky is the LIMIT :P
01:00 <swazowers2> Student
01:00 <swazowers2> What is your best sexual technique
01:00 <Hanks> Sperm fountain
01:00 <Picard> Matthew what is your favourite position?
01:00 <Student> swazowers2 my BRAIN :P
02:00 <amelia> yes give me a taste of wots to come Student
02:00 <swazowers2> ok
02:00 <swazowers2> And how do you perform
02:00 <swazowers2> That one
02:00 <Student> amelia you don't believe what going to come BABY :P
02:00 <amelia> That one
02:00 <amelia> you're a piece of shit
02:00 <Matthew> not telling you that classified information
02:00 <partay> classified
03:00 <Matthew> you might  call me a "whiny bitch cunt" again
03:00 <partay> hahhahaa
03:00 <Student> swazowers2 really?
03:00 <swazowers2> Hello baby allow me to woo you with my proudest sexual manoeuvre, The Brain
03:00 <Student> swazowers2 i believe in practical :P
03:00 <Hanks> So doggy
03:00 <Student> The Brain is the most sexiest thing 
03:00 <Student> when you will have one, you will know swazowers2
03:00 <Student> i am not blaming for not understanding 
04:00 <Student> ok next
04:00 <Picard> Matthew for you baby.......      http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=481412084
04:00 <Picard> cheer up sweetie
04:00 <Matthew> I am not clicking on your inappropriate links
04:00 <swazowers2> ok then
04:00 <Student> ok
04:00 <partay> Matthew will sodomise someone but not lick on a pornhub link 
04:00 <Hanks> Vulgar
04:00 <Picard> cmon hun take a look
05:00 <Matthew> good to see The Three Stooges are here
05:00 <Matthew> "sodomise" ... lol, sorry I forgot it was 1912
05:00 <Picard> lube up matty 
06:00 <Picard> do u like it Matthew
06:00 <Picard> i know u looked
06:00 <Picard> partay isnt saying a lot, u jerking off too?
06:00 <Hanks> Stuck me finger up this hot  chicks bum and my finger had her poo poo on it when i pulled it out
06:00 <partay> im camming faux
06:00 <Picard> look at those balls swinging as his arse is reamed
07:00 <Hanks> The filthy whore
07:00 <faux> you wish bitch
08:00 <Matthew> I am not viewing your pathetic video
08:00 <Picard> http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=901720616
08:00 <Picard> that u faux?
09:00 <Matthew> I absolutely hate straight porn
09:00 <partay> anyway.. its that time
09:00 <Picard> faux and me----------->     http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56f648fce3a2f
09:00 <Hanks> Open mouth gay cumshots
09:00 <Matthew> oh very funny there from partay
10:00 <Matthew> I'd want more than a 2 inch cock, you fucking pissant
10:00 <Picard> its true :)
10:00 <Picard> awww natty
10:00 <Picard> u need to get laid
10:00 <Picard> sounding frustrated
11:00 <Matthew> thanks Dr Phil
11:00 <Picard> http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56f95c6743db4
11:00 <Picard> thats for you Matthew
12:00 <Hanks> You an edger Mathew
12:00 <Picard> nuh he blows in 30 seconds
12:00 <Picard> thats why he like to take it
16:00 <Matthew> the expert here...
19:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <Student> you hurt him you know :P
20:00 <Student> bad Picard
20:00 <Hanks> Now he is planning murder
21:00 <TheRiddler> watched jimmy carr for the first time
22:00 <Picard> lol
23:00 <Picard> needs to man up a bit the sooky cunt
23:00 <TheRiddler> you're the sooky 1
24:00 <Picard> i am?
24:00 <Picard> dont see me raging do you  spud head?
24:00 <Student> ha ha
28:00 <Picard> http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56c1b44790567
29:00 <TheRiddler> stop linking porn
29:00 <TheRiddler> you grot
29:00 <Picard> get fucked 
29:00 <Picard> doesnt real porn do it for you, you neen animated shit u freaky cunt
30:00 <Picard> need*
36:00 <beehhh> welcome to hell
41:00 <Picard> http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=386793111
45:00 <TheRiddler> your porn sux
45:00 <Picard> u suck 
45:00 <Picard> u want donald duck fucking daffy do you?
46:00 <Hanks> Grub
46:00 <Picard> cunt
46:00 <philosopher{[x]}> chaturbate is cool
48:00 <Picard> nuh
48:00 <philosopher{[x]}> beagle tought me how to pick trannies online
53:00 <Hanks> Netflix
53:00 <Hanks> Deadly women
57:00 <Picard> channel 9 wolf of wall street
58:00 <TheRiddler> sbs 2 your mum at whore street
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