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00:00 <nevs> basically just an os to access content
00:00 <nevs> media os
00:00 <Trevor> oh na
00:00 <nevs> then again with chromecast and shit now its pretty redundant
00:00 <Trevor> i just use chromecast or my xbox one
00:00 <nevs> yea
01:00 <nevs> struggletown with chromecast today, it streams my mobile fine to my tv when i mirror the display
01:00 <nevs> but when i load gear vr it freezes
01:00 <Trevor> i can use plex media server... but uhh
01:00 <Trevor> plex is overpriced
01:00 <nevs> yea plex is good too
03:00 <dematerializard> i use kodi
03:00 <nevs> amelia send me some more youtube links
03:00 <dematerializard> nothing wrong with it so far
03:00 <amelia> okies
03:00 <nevs> otherwise ill be listening to another 6 hours of sean price ha
03:00 <nevs> havent seen kodi
03:00 <Trevor> oh actually looking at this i might be wrong about that
04:00 <Trevor> plex is free now?
04:00 <nevs> it is?
04:00 <nevs> no idea
04:00 <Trevor> i did look at it ages ago
04:00 <Trevor> ill just wait until the nas comes and ill dick around with it
04:00 <Trevor> it has plex media server on it
04:00 <nevs> im pretty sure theres still paid
04:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/Slf80E7YGlk
04:00 <nevs> perfect!
05:00 <Trevor> i think the next thing i need to get is a really really nice amp
05:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/vWAZxhWbkXg
05:00 <Trevor> 7.1 with optical for the tv and bluetooth for the phones
06:00 <nevs> not a massive black sheep fan
06:00 <nevs> which is sacrilidge i know
06:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/a/NvYa9
06:00 <amelia> awwww
06:00 <nevs> Trevor yea i need a decent system in the loungeroom
06:00 <amelia> the shorty track was another one of mine and my hip hop boys back in the day
06:00 <amelia> memoriessssssss
06:00 <Trevor> my tv is quite good but its sound is fucking aids
06:00 <nevs> ive got some pretty solid speakers in my media room though
06:00 <nevs> krk 8s
07:00 <Trevor> the sound is the only thing that lets it down
07:00 <nevs> i bought the 10" krk sub last week too so it fucking thumps
07:00 <Trevor> bluetooth seems a necessity for when we got people around for a pissup
07:00 <nevs> amelia like i get their appear im just not big on jean
08:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/fXJc2NYwHjw
08:00 <nevs> appeal*
08:00 <Trevor> every bitch mate of my wife is like "omg lemme play dis sung"
08:00 <nevs> classssic
08:00 <amelia> haha yah
08:00 <nevs> gotta play drop next ha
08:00 <beehhh> all ladyboys are cool
08:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/BxoFScgRFIY
08:00 <nevs> Trevor yea i dont have that problem at parties here haha
09:00 <nevs> touch decks == death
09:00 <amelia> can't keep runnin awayyyyy
09:00 <nevs> man
09:00 <nevs> that song
09:00 <nevs> so much feels
09:00 <beehhh> chicks only grab the big ones
09:00 <amelia> runnin?
09:00 <nevs> well all 3 really
09:00 <Trevor> looked at amps a couple times
09:00 <nevs> but drop
09:00 <amelia> I always had feels with Passing Me By
09:00 <nevs> mad memories
09:00 <Trevor> all the ones i like are massively overpriced
09:00 <nevs> basically everything off labcab
09:00 <amelia> yah drop haha
10:00 <amelia> fuck yeah!
10:00 <Clarkson> fkn india n the weird shit that comes outta it like bee_hornet
10:00 <amelia> i used to play pool in the back shed with that album playing haha
10:00 <Trevor> i should probably pay more attention to amps and get a bargin like i did with the nas
10:00 <nevs> amelia haha sick
10:00 <Trevor> saved about $200 there :P
10:00 <nevs> just buy a propper audio setup bro
10:00 <amelia> I woulda been like 14
10:00 <nevs> no need for an amp if you have decent speakers ;)
11:00 <Trevor> im not so fussed about the sound quality tbh
11:00 <Trevor> these days speakers are fucking unreal
11:00 <beehhh> nobody could save me now i make an oat to replace god's act
11:00 <beehhh> oath
12:00 <nevs> amelia have you seen the fatlip from pharcyde doco?
12:00 <Trevor> too many audiophile faggets are all like "m8 i got some fukin sik cones" and nobody cares including me
12:00 <nevs> its hilarious
12:00 <Trevor> its more about the features and the price, for me
12:00 <nevs> was done by john singleton years ago
12:00 <Trevor> i dont need anything too loud because my cunt neighbours will complain, they already complain about my tvs shitty speakers
12:00 <nevs> yea i guess it depends what youre using them for
12:00 <Clarkson> night fuck faces
13:00 <nevs> i want good speakers so the mix sounds right
13:00 <amelia> nope haf not seen
13:00 <amelia> should i check it
13:00 <Trevor> thats what im saying though nevs
13:00 <Trevor> it doesnt seem to matter what you buy - it all sounds right
13:00 <nevs> amelia definitely, its pretty funny/sad 
14:00 <Trevor> the differences in quality between lowend and high end, are about the same differences youll get from different install environments (size of room, sound absorption, etc.)
14:00 <Trevor> so why fucking bother
14:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZdoYCUKk-U
14:00 <TheRiddler> oh wow blues won
14:00 <Trevor> the only real highend sound... is a system tuned specifically for a room
14:00 <nevs> i mean you have to admit you can notice high end vs some bullshit cheap speakers
15:00 <amelia> maybe this is too mellow for you
15:00 <nevs> but it 100% depends on the room as to wether they have the right impact or not
15:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/YyVQojMjnGs
15:00 <nevs> amelia mellow? peep what i just pasted ha
15:00 <nevs> this is nice
16:00 <amelia> I liked pidgeon john like 10 years ago but now i look back n think fuck, so wack
16:00 <nevs> haha
16:00 <nevs> i still love la symphony
17:00 <amelia> did you ever like tonedeff
17:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExOCc_bHj6U
18:00 <nevs> sure
18:00 <nevs> definitely
18:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13043219_1034258833290621_6287211749174214490_n.jpg?oh=5aaf04ac2cd916fdefa0f64c486114ac&oe=57B103A5
18:00 <nevs> QN5 has such a dope roster
18:00 <nevs> or did
18:00 <Doodle> i have a dope roster
18:00 <nevs> i <3 cunninlynguists so much
19:00 <amelia> haha shad one is cool
19:00 <nevs> ha yea
19:00 <amelia> omgoshhhhh cunninlynguists
19:00 <Doodle> @mp3 CunninLynguists - Running Wild.mp3 (7.32MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 3:11)
19:00 <amelia> i think first track i listened to was "rain"
19:00 <nevs> fuck im about to get into a cunninlynguists vortex
19:00 <nevs> yass
19:00 <nevs> falling down is my shit
19:00 <Clarkson> why are you such an unpleasant & vulgar cunt ?
19:00 <amelia> he get angrier thru the track
19:00 <nevs> well really
19:00 <nevs> every single track
19:00 <amelia> use to make me feels
19:00 <amelia> kno is cool
19:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_NQji7J1Rs
20:00 <nevs> fucking oath
20:00 <amelia> Yes!
20:00 <nevs> i have this on wax signed
20:00 <amelia> i listened so much of this on my discman
20:00 <nevs> (brag)
20:00 <amelia> awww look out
20:00 <nevs> haha discman
20:00 <nevs> og
21:00 <nevs> i used to love mds
21:00 <amelia> Mexico is a good track
21:00 <nevs> shit just made sense
21:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5p-oqfF8Pg
21:00 <nevs> yaaargh
21:00 <amelia> i show you one of my fave cunninlynguists
22:00 <nevs> nothing to give and falling down
22:00 <nevs> are prob my fav tracks
22:00 <nevs> Doodle is cool
22:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/Puk1ze_AHPk
22:00 <nevs> just saw that ha
22:00 <amelia> prob cos i luff slug
22:00 <nevs> noice
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Doodle> slug
22:00 <Doodle> ehehe
23:00 <nevs> not a huge slug/atmosphere fan
23:00 <amelia> Really luff it from 3.26
23:00 <nevs> but the classics are on point
23:00 <amelia> used to listen to that part on loop was soso nice
23:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkrSrvsgsAI
23:00 <amelia> cos atmosphere is more chick hip hop
23:00 <nevs> yep
24:00 <amelia> nothing to give is top 5 cunninlynguists for sure
24:00 <nevs> i like my rappers ugly and fat
24:00 <amelia> along with rain
24:00 <amelia> hahaha
24:00 <amelia> i show you nice atmos track tho
24:00 <nevs> i had this hook stuck in my head for months when it dropped
24:00 <nevs> do you like ugly duckling?
25:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/2WBee_bmGu4
25:00 <amelia> yes!
25:00 <nevs> jeah
25:00 <beehhh> is there raining there
25:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE0PJ0GGknU
25:00 <beehhh> the ufos will appear any mimute
25:00 <beehhh> kids are fucken yelling
25:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
25:00 <dematerializard> i bless the rains down in africa
26:00 <amelia> güd choice
26:00 <nevs> yea i really cant handle slug ha
26:00 <nevs> hes like a more effeminate less ambiguous aesop rock
27:00 <amelia> ahaahahah
27:00 <amsy> DOODLE
27:00 <amelia> i dig him
27:00 <amelia> he's güd live
27:00 <Doodle> yes ma'am
27:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEOximWoFd0
27:00 <nevs> i am RTJ groupie #1
27:00 <nevs> haha
28:00 <amsy> finally got that ring 
28:00 <amsy> :')
28:00 <Doodle> my life is over
28:00 <beehhh> lord of the ring?
28:00 <amsy> lmao <3
28:00 <Doodle> congrats, i'm going to find an exposed beam
28:00 <amelia> ahahahaha this gets smashed on jjj
28:00 <Doodle> <3
28:00 <beehhh> eye of sauron
28:00 <nevs> should see the poster i have framed on the wall haha
28:00 <beehhh> eye of Doodle for instance
28:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
28:00 <amsy> lol ty dear xx
28:00 <Clarkson> who does that shit anymore
29:00 <nevs> ive got all the limited wax releases including meow the jewels which has a furry cover
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls 1 r
29:00 <amelia> ahahaha
29:00 <amelia> dunno if this your style
29:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/xItreiujZzA
29:00 <beehhh> https://www.facebook.com/anchornz/
30:00 <amelia> i think you like more oldschool raw
30:00 <Floss> http://www.epicfail.com/2016/03/29/dude-you-needed-that/
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls 1 r hook me up with ur luv ur love takes me higer
31:00 <nevs> hmm
31:00 <nevs> its alright ha
31:00 <amelia> this used to make me sad, poor lil vessel https://youtu.be/QIXKnDLgFZA
31:00 <nevs> decent flow
32:00 <amelia> sage francis or nah?
32:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HEq8UqrujM
32:00 <nevs> yep
33:00 <nevs> except hes an arsehole in person
33:00 <amelia> dis prob fave aesop track
33:00 <nevs> fav aesop is 6b panorama 
33:00 <amelia> oh for real?
33:00 <nevs> yea full wanker
33:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/JwzWLrD4l70
33:00 <Trevor> dunno why but i like browsing newfrog.com cause they have so much crap
34:00 <Trevor> although i never buy anything lol
34:00 <nevs> yea thats a nice track
34:00 <Trevor> its like a modern day avon catalogue
34:00 <Trevor> for men
34:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/pIOM8mCS1fk
34:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxfhz0GPOno
35:00 <nevs> souls are dope
35:00 <amelia> mos def are
36:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3kEud5MsSQ
36:00 <amelia> why is Sage a dick
36:00 <amelia> this beat makes me smile haha
36:00 <nevs> everyone has a bad day i guess i just heard a lot of stories about him being a cockhead and then the first time he was down here and i met him he was the same
37:00 <amelia> attitude ay
37:00 <nevs> bigtime
37:00 <amelia> ohh look out Binary Star - Honest Expression in the suggested vids haha
37:00 <nevs> yass
38:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sFxb60NyxU
38:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/5SPjPGeYlMU
39:00 <amelia> apathy annoys me a bit
39:00 <nevs> ap is hit and miss
39:00 <amelia> def
39:00 <nevs> celph is a way better mc
39:00 <amelia> 100%
39:00 <amelia> I show you wackest ap song
39:00 <nevs> check this ha
39:00 <nevs> http://imgur.com/OwMO2qB
39:00 <nevs> rtj fan 01
40:00 <amelia> ahaahhahahaa
40:00 <amelia> nice
40:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/L-STVWjKihI
41:00 <amelia> ap ruined it
41:00 <nevs> hahaha
41:00 <nevs> yea i remember this
41:00 <nevs> stinker
42:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usQoCvziC_g
42:00 <amelia> aha werd
42:00 <amelia> akro!!
42:00 <amelia> memories right here on this one
42:00 <nevs> the best cunt ever
42:00 <nevs> bean town slayer is my shit
43:00 <amelia> beat is so pretty
43:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/JPcNL6bRJOA
43:00 <nevs> right on
43:00 <amelia> the most toxic dough overflows the pockets
43:00 <nevs> im not a huge paz fan but pretty much everyone else is
43:00 <nevs> every time he says daddy or allah i want to punch myself in the face
43:00 <amelia> With hos so exotoc it blows your optics
44:00 <amelia> AAHAHAH
44:00 <amelia> his older stuff is a lot better
44:00 <nevs> plus he looks like a plumber haha
44:00 <nevs> yea
44:00 <amelia> this is a good track tho
44:00 <nevs> man some times apathy is so on point
44:00 <nevs> its a shame hes hit and miss
45:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Khr45wT4o
45:00 <nevs> ;)
45:00 <amelia> he good on this one hey
45:00 <nevs> yea
45:00 <amelia> ooooo
45:00 <amelia> done well
46:00 <Skirmish> Waaaah I want the next episode of Vikings NOW.
46:00 <nevs> america taught me how to kidnap and torture
46:00 <President_Trump> where's screws?
46:00 <nevs> america taught me how to kidnap and torture cats
46:00 <nevs> even
46:00 <amelia> did you like masta ace
47:00 <amelia> or too chick hip hop
47:00 <nevs> id be run out of melbourne if i said no to that question
47:00 <nevs> everyone loves masta ace
47:00 <nevs> EMC
47:00 <Skirmish> what the hell ... America didn't teach anyone how to be cruel to cats.
47:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/3I4Xgt6PhkQ
47:00 <nevs> masta ace is a king
47:00 <nevs> 10000000%
48:00 <nevs> when he was out i cant remeber when
48:00 <nevs> even the hardest cunts were singing this in the crowd lol
48:00 <amelia> aahhaahahhahahaa
48:00 <nevs> i met her on the corner of gates and bed sty
48:00 <Skirmish> That is terrible music.
48:00 <amelia> it is amazing music
49:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/Zn8H4ALhPK0
49:00 <nevs> youve got no soul Skirmish
49:00 <nevs> yass
49:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oSh4bYHKpM
49:00 <amelia> so good
50:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzQuoa3uj4
50:00 <amelia> this prob not your style https://youtu.be/6ieQ1kivZXg
50:00 <nevs> Edo G is one of my all time fav mcs
50:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-0Xsn3K_GM
51:00 <nevs> yea not feeling that amelia but at least theyre repping the accent right
51:00 <amelia> yah edo g is sweet
51:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/qU6gasWau4I
51:00 <nevs> actually no theyre not lol
51:00 <nevs> sttoooppp it
51:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY02cKzEXcM
52:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY02cKzEXcM
52:00 <amelia> MEMORIES
52:00 <amelia> i think that one wins the night
52:00 <nevs> gah
52:00 <nevs> feels
53:00 <amelia> pete rock much liff
53:00 <nevs> speaking of liff
53:00 <amelia> Mr
53:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V53mqDM701Q
53:00 <nevs> haha
53:00 <amelia> & j dilla
53:00 <nevs> called it
53:00 <Skirmish> amelia loves this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNlqUFddeo
54:00 <nevs> haha
54:00 <nevs> fucken bangs
54:00 <amelia> I would mos defgo da movies wif him
54:00 <nevs> ive interviewed RAED
54:00 <nevs> he was smoking pip the whole time
54:00 <amelia> HAHA
54:00 <nevs> its on youtube pretty sure but he added some weird filter over it
55:00 <President_Trump> shutup amelia you loser
55:00 <amelia> tripper
55:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGNRy9G5nlk
55:00 <nevs> haha
55:00 <nevs> nutbag
55:00 <amelia> i will punch your face in Trump
56:00 <amelia> what a dropkick
56:00 <nevs> hes a strange individual
57:00 <amelia> space cadet
58:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih8Bm32QcEg
58:00 <nevs> not sure if youre into much aus shit
59:00 <amelia> is this aussie
59:00 <amelia> this is good for aussie
59:00 <amelia> i do not like aussie
59:00 <amelia> nice beat
00:00 <nevs> yep this is aus
00:00 <dematerializard> CHLAMYDIA
00:00 <dematerializard> comin atcha like cleopatra
00:00 <amelia> i first listened i was like this sounds aussie.. But no it can't be
01:00 <dematerializard> did you know that 81% of country people between the ages of 18-24 have chlamydia
01:00 <nevs> im biased though because i listen to a lot of aus rap
01:00 <nevs> dematerializard bs?
01:00 <nevs> bs.
02:00 <dematerializard> ignore me, i didnt read that statistic properly
02:00 <amelia> you dig aussie?
02:00 <dematerializard> im pretty fucked atm
02:00 <nevs> yea i listen to a lot of aus rap
02:00 <nevs> always have
03:00 <amelia> I could never get into it
03:00 <nevs> im pretty involved in the aus side of things
03:00 <nevs> its not for everyone i guess
03:00 <beehhh> now another destiny is calling time will tell when its time
04:00 <amelia> yeah
04:00 <nevs> you might like this
04:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhR48fQPeS4
04:00 <amelia> i did like this track
04:00 <nevs> yea
04:00 <amelia> and one by hyjak n torcha
05:00 <nevs> thats right i remember you mentioned them right on
05:00 <amelia> jus overall im not into aussie
05:00 <amelia> i can't listen to pharcyde n then something aussie
05:00 <nevs> each to their own!
05:00 <amelia> jus sounds wack
05:00 <nevs> haha
06:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIJ88VWlo3c
06:00 <nevs> the fucking best
08:00 <amelia> good call
08:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx1kteXcjLk
09:00 <amelia> funny clip ahaha
09:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/-8bR1Ivn8Dg
10:00 <nevs> nice
10:00 <nevs> not familiar with this
11:00 <amelia> cool beat
11:00 <amelia> mac lethal yay or nay?
11:00 <nevs> nah
11:00 <nevs> but i get his appeal
12:00 <amelia> I like this one https://youtu.be/4k6Zrl3v_pM
12:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj-JlPBc4T4
12:00 <beehhh> well i might come back by a boat
12:00 <amelia> its cool how diff instruments are slowly added thru the track
13:00 <nevs> yea i like buildup tracks like that
13:00 <beehhh> enough is enough
13:00 <beehhh> is thomas dead 
14:00 <nevs> i listen to lil dicky more than i probably should
14:00 <nevs> ha
14:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/babesmistakenforstars/
14:00 <Skirmish> +1 to ban beehhh
14:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvHYWD29ZNY
14:00 <amelia> fuck me dead
14:00 <amelia> lil dicky
14:00 <nevs> haha not a fan?
14:00 <nevs> dude is hilarious
14:00 <amelia>  i will let that one slide
14:00 <nevs> hahaha!
14:00 <amelia> wack!
15:00 <nevs> bruh
15:00 <nevs> hes actually a pretty solid lyracist
15:00 <nevs> but i get it
15:00 <amelia> ahahahahha
15:00 <nevs> serious
15:00 <nevs> listen to this
15:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOfFUwPykKU
15:00 <amelia> no i agree
16:00 <amelia> jus
16:00 <amelia> cant stand that style
16:00 <amelia> I will if you listen to the mac lethal one haha
16:00 <nevs> haha alright
16:00 <nevs> we'll suffer in our own way
17:00 <amelia> jus for the instruments that keep gettin added in
17:00 <nevs> im listening
18:00 <amelia> me3
19:00 <President_Trump> it's shit ok
19:00 <nevs> i like the beat building up like you said
20:00 <beehhh> ahhh
20:00 <TheRiddler> sleepy again
20:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cpS5yfrHUg
20:00 <amelia> yup
21:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
21:00 <amelia> i like these kind of beats
21:00 <amelia> kinda jazzy
21:00 <nevs> i bought so many AKOO shirts when i saw Joell was rocking them
21:00 <nevs> haha
21:00 <TheRiddler> jizzy jazzy
21:00 <amelia> ahahaha
23:00 <dematerializard> din gdong
24:00 <dematerializard> dingus dongus
43:00 <beehhh> http://docdro.id/m5Y4EvT
20:00 <TheRiddler> anyone awake
56:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> stop pls u are doing me a frighten
27:00 <stompin> niggers
30:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/anti-slavery-workers-say-gov-failing-sex-trafficking-victim/7210778
31:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
33:00 <TheRon> my favorite player got dropped
33:00 <TheRon> travis cloke
33:00 <beehhh> he pumped air into his rectum
33:00 <Clarkson> french canada for some nice sex in the woods bruh
34:00 <TheRon> lots of bears in canada
34:00 <beehhh> i doubt any french would come downunder for sell sex
34:00 <Clarkson> I mean they couldn't fuck her... and on her death bed some guy she knew for only a few months married her? lol
34:00 <beehhh> all are student turning batman
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> pies really want to win
35:00 <Floss> Haiiiiii
35:00 <TheRiddler> hai Floss
35:00 <Floss> I'm watching Rick n morty
35:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
35:00 <TheRiddler> cool
36:00 <beehhh> only if eddie didnt have that rethoric racial comment, magpies still have a go
36:00 <beehhh> have halal sex for halal cabbie
36:00 <beehhh> *intercourse
37:00 <Floss> I'm chilllin
37:00 <TheRiddler> I just woke about an hr ago
37:00 <beehhh> me too i cleaned my aircon filter
37:00 <Floss> Chilllllllllin13
37:00 <TheRiddler> I was awake till nearly 6am 
37:00 <Floss> Lol bit of a sleep in
37:00 <TheRiddler> yep
38:00 <Floss> I was supposed to be camping but cbfed
38:00 <Floss> M
38:00 <Floss> Might just go fishn
38:00 <TheRiddler> cool
38:00 <TheRiddler> then you can chilll with ya rod
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <TheRon> code?
39:00 <Floss> Or I stay on the couch
39:00 <Floss> All good
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol reminds of a image I saw of a woman with a fishing in her vag
40:00 <TheRon> they would be fishing in a sense
42:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.classictitles.com/woman-catches-fish-with-her-vagina/
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> Floss/TheRiddler I'm in your hood.
43:00 <TheRon> ingenius 
43:00 <Floss> Yea cunt
43:00 <TheRiddler> cool
43:00 <Floss> Avoid town at all costs
43:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9zejoGMR6M
43:00 <TheRiddler> go to floss's to look at her pcs
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah i haven't left the room yet
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im fucking knackered
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> bluff knoll was packed
45:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i might just have a 5 hour nap
46:00 <beehhh> they should put this ad on channel 9,10, 7 abc, and sbc cause that many desi folks are there
47:00 <beehhh> wear an eye patch them in the aircraft
50:00 <beehhh> london cbd alone has 8.5 million people 
50:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh no it doesn't who told you that
50:00 <beehhh> i heard on the radio today
51:00 <beehhh> i saw it on the television
51:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh how many people in melbourne cbd?
51:00 <TheRon> at least 15 million
52:00 <beehhh> the fuck i know i dont work for the aust boarder security ask from TheRon
52:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh what's the population of london?
52:00 <beehhh> JohnIndia why is india has 1.5 billion people? dont you guys have condom?
52:00 <beehhh> 8.5 million
53:00 <beehhh> JohnIndia whats the population of australia?
53:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh no we only have turbans here
53:00 <TheRon> 56 million in australa
53:00 <beehhh> 29million
54:00 <beehhh> http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/australia-population/
54:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh 29 million sounds about right
54:00 <TheRon> paying tribute to the anzacs tomorrow
54:00 <beehhh> yup 500,000 illegals were in 2013
54:00 <TheRon> by the end of it i hope to be completely tributed
54:00 <JohnIndia> TheRon will you wear your anzac soldiers uniform?
54:00 <beehhh> are drones allowed for kids on anzac day?
55:00 <beehhh> 12are drones allowed for kids on anzac day?
55:00 <TheRon> sure will
55:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh yes they are 
55:00 <beehhh> cool
55:00 <beehhh> should get a kite
55:00 <TheRon> i got my two beer can hat ready
56:00 <beehhh> i last i walk with them in 2003 some vatners were 108 on a wheel chair
56:00 <JohnIndia> TheRon have you got a imitation rifle?
56:00 <beehhh> only if i knew i wud be betrayed by some women i trusted
57:00 <beehhh> just because you couldnt hump now pay the price
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> so the rape allegations were true
57:00 <JohnIndia> WiDe^AnGeL what allegations?
57:00 <beehhh> if you couldnt do it your a rapist
57:00 <TheRon> i got a rifle a mocked up in year 8 woodwork does that count?
58:00 <beehhh> get a donkey upya not getting my this
58:00 <JohnIndia> TheRon if it can shoot bullets it will count
58:00 <TheRon> it doesnt
58:00 <JohnIndia> TheRon has to work and shoot bullets
59:00 <TheRon> damn it
59:00 <JohnIndia> WiDe^AnGeL are you talking about yourself? you said the rape allegations were true 
59:00 <JohnIndia> WiDe^AnGeL who raped you?
59:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> JohnIndia
59:00 <TheRon> his dda
59:00 <JohnIndia> yes WiDe^AnGeL
59:00 <TheRon> dad
00:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> JohnIndia
00:00 <TheRon> he was on the catholic boat when he was a kid
00:00 <JohnIndia> WiDe^AnGeL is the guy who raped you behind bars?
01:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/a/4w8tX my tranny gf better than the rest of you
01:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> did you rape her too beh\?
01:00 <beehhh> the fuck WiDe^AnGeL stop spreading legs so wide for christ shake
01:00 <Clarkson> tennis likes little boys cocks rubbing on his face
02:00 <Floss> You can get these new winter sheets from kmart that feel like they are made out of the inside track pants material
02:00 <beehhh> WiDe^AnGeL catches fish with her vagina
02:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh she likes doing that she likes that nickname
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> lol Floss
02:00 <beehhh> when i was straight i used to be a man
02:00 <Floss> Theyre awesome I thought they'd be total shit
02:00 <Clarkson> what the fuck is with semen in the shower
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i will keep that in mind, i need some new linen
03:00 <Floss> I was trying to find flanelette but this is better
03:00 <beehhh> im happy i met norell
03:00 <JohnIndia> Floss buy from Myer or David Jones
03:00 <beehhh> we will die happy
03:00 <Floss> Like it's made out of skinned beanie babies
03:00 <TheRiddler> where you staying WiDe^AnGeL
03:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> gonna hit up tinder to find me some local sluts
03:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> amity riddler
03:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
04:00 <beehhh> my tranny girl gave me the best blowie
04:00 <Floss> Are you gunna go check the gap out
04:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah Floss
04:00 <beehhh> so did i
04:00 <TheRon> carn the blues
04:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> dunno if im gonna go this arvo or tomorrow morning
05:00 <beehhh> i have morales i aint gonna come back where my heart was broken by many
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> probably tomorrow morning so its not so busyt
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and everyone is at the services
05:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh by many guys?
06:00 <beehhh> both
06:00 <beehhh> needs two to tango
06:00 <Floss> Weather is pretty shit
06:00 <TheRiddler> there's this gorgeous girl at boost juice
06:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah weather si fine
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> at least its not raining
06:00 <TheRiddler> she's half asian I think
06:00 <TheRiddler> floss has probably seen her
06:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
06:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLVq0IAzh1A
07:00 <Floss> Nah I don't really go to boost juice
07:00 <faux> hi
07:00 <Floss> I don't go anywhere lol
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <TheRiddler> ok
07:00 <JohnIndia> Floss do you prefer drinking tap water?
07:00 <Floss> Errr
07:00 <TheRiddler> the tap water here?
07:00 <JohnIndia> Floss you said you don't go anywhere are you in prison?
07:00 <Floss> Yes
07:00 <JohnIndia> Floss do you have a cell mate?
07:00 <TheRon> wentworth?
08:00 <TheRiddler> the water here has alot of calcium in it
08:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah it does
08:00 <JohnIndia> TheRiddler do you drink it?
08:00 <Floss> I'm in solitary
08:00 <JohnIndia> Floss for 10 years?
08:00 <Floss> At least
08:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> give me your cell number and I'll change that Floss ;)
08:00 <TheRon> ever seen murder in the first?
08:00 <beehhh> Floss is a broke cause all of his pension cheque was spent on meth and ciggis
08:00 <JohnIndia> Floss what did you do to get 10 years jail?
09:00 <Floss> Your mum
09:00 <beehhh> I never made promises lightly...there been some that i've broken
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> literally nobody cares
09:00 <JohnIndia> Floss why are you in jail?
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nobody
10:00 <beehhh> Floss is in goulbourn jail
10:00 <beehhh> he got promoted from a regional prison to there
10:00 <Floss> I'm not totally sure what's going on but I enjoy the banter nonetheless
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <JohnIndia> Floss you are a criminal mate
10:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> mad bants
10:00 <beehhh> as we walk in the fields of gold
10:00 <Floss> Yolo
11:00 <Floss> Got any fkn durries on ya cunt?
11:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
11:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> speaking off
11:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> of*
11:00 <Floss> Neel is a funny dude
11:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> on the way back from Bluff Knoll there was an abo scamming people for money
11:00 <beehhh> do they gave you a single room Floss? last you told me many inmates you shared with there
11:00 <JohnIndia> Floss is neel your cell mate
11:00 <TheRon> neel off the young ones?
11:00 <Floss> Sure why not
11:00 <JohnIndia> Floss do you see neel naked
11:00 <TheRiddler> how did he get to bluff knoll
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> no idea
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> he was about 10ks south
12:00 <beehhh> do they keep you in a china shippin container and a saloon next to it
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> asked me for 50 bucks, im like are you fucking joking
12:00 <Clarkson> fuck that norell is sexy
12:00 <TheRon> ever been to shannon knoll?
12:00 <JohnIndia> WiDe^AnGeL give him the money help him out 
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fuck off for 50 bucks he better be rimming my asshole
12:00 <beehhh> get a free hj in return
13:00 <beehhh> 50 dont come cheap
13:00 <beehhh> i gave norell 2000aud before i left and a samsung galaxy i bought for her
13:00 <JohnIndia> TheRon do you have a poster of Shannon knoll
13:00 <beehhh> poor ladyboys
13:00 <TheRon> no
14:00 <TheRon> all i got to say is you'd better lift
14:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh in return did norell make you a sandwhich
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> does norell have a hairy ass?
14:00 <beehhh> no but she cooked me some nasi lemek
14:00 <TheRiddler> she used her special mayo
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> can you braid her anal pubes?
14:00 <beehhh> nope she dont shes a woman trapped in mans body
15:00 <TheRiddler> sausage n cheese sauce sandwhich
15:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i don't believe you beehhh
15:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh if I cook you food will you give me a samsung galaxy?
15:00 <beehhh> her hips hands all are woman
15:00 <TheRiddler> oh
15:00 <TheRiddler> WiDe^AnGeL avoid the batters place
15:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i believe her dick is stained black
15:00 <Clarkson> no he is just a rude cunt
15:00 <beehhh> JohnIndia you have to come bed with me too? :p
15:00 <TheRiddler> new management has ruined it :(
15:00 <JohnIndia> WiDe^AnGeL is that guy sudanese?
15:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ah thats a shame Riddler
15:00 <TheRiddler> from best fish n chips to worse
15:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i was just thinking about din dins
15:00 <JohnIndia> WiDe^AnGeL have a roast chicken?
16:00 <beehhh> i rather not sleep with women cause one minute they are nice next minute talking about babies and money
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i'll roast your head in a fire
16:00 <TheRiddler> not sure if that sushi place in open today
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> on the end of a pike
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah sushi isnt dinner anyway
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> not unless its like jaws
16:00 <TheRiddler> *is
16:00 <beehhh> asian hookers get the most clients
16:00 <TheRiddler> true
16:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh are you a customer
17:00 <beehhh> before i was
17:00 <TheRon> which is better, talking footy or on the couch?
17:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh how much money did you spend on her
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im thinking rustlers but i bet they are booked out
17:00 <beehhh> on who
17:00 <TheRiddler> maybe
17:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh, the asian girls
17:00 <TheRon> on the couch is better
17:00 <TheRon> wayne carey shits me
17:00 <Clarkson> she is sexy
17:00 <TheRiddler> try the hot rocks place
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> plus i'd have to park the car and walk
17:00 <beehhh> you could built half a tajmahal with that amount mate
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> which is gay
19:00 <beehhh> we were never been on a plane together
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> menu looks alright Riddler
19:00 <JohnIndia> WiDe^AnGeL are you looking at a indian menu?
19:00 <nevs> i love indian food
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im looking at your bloodied skull on the end of my longsword
20:00 <JohnIndia> cool, thanks nevs
20:00 <nevs> cooking a massive roast pork though as we speak
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and by longsword i mean dick
20:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/jbX5gaL
20:00 <TheRon> i'll have the lamb with a nice riata and some papadums
20:00 <Doodle> 420
20:00 <TheRon> yes!
20:00 <TheRon> light up!
20:00 <JohnIndia> TheRon that's nice to hear share with WiDe^AnGeL
20:00 <beehhh> my sis opened a indian shop in melb, bitch not tell me the location
21:00 <beehhh> restaurant
21:00 <TheRiddler> pork belly pizza
21:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh which year was it opened?
21:00 <beehhh> few years i reckon
21:00 <beehhh> she wear spacticles
21:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh are you allowed to dine in and get free meals
21:00 <beehhh> i was at borneo last four years
21:00 <TheRon> norell when she uses the toilets, is it the gents or the ladies?
21:00 <beehhh> i think if you're white you can
22:00 <beehhh> TheRon she uses the ladies, come on mate have some respect
22:00 <TheRiddler> she uses the gutter
22:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> she squats over the latrine
22:00 <TheRon> classy
22:00 <JohnIndia> TheRon is norell dumb? doesn't she know gents from ladies?
22:00 <beehhh> will you show her what i couldnt TheRon
22:00 <beehhh> stay classy
23:00 <TheRon> san diego
23:00 <TheRiddler> stfu JohnIndia
23:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh were you driving a taxi in borneo for 4 years?
24:00 <beehhh> there is so peaceful better than melbourne
24:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh were you a taxi driver in borneo?
24:00 <beehhh> we are planning to open up a cafe
24:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh or a bus driver?
24:00 <TheRon> no taxis in borneo
24:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh who? you and your transgender mate?
24:00 <TheRon> it's those rickshaw things
25:00 <beehhh> you were a cockrider at your local pub JohnIndia?
25:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh do you have a internatonal drivers license?
25:00 <TheRon> beehhh: being like a horse
26:00 <beehhh> piss off JohnIndia you're now being silly im gonna put you on ignore
26:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh come on mate I'm having a conversation with you
26:00 <beehhh> im still hearing
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> are you hearing smooth like power steering?
26:00 <thestig> ignore is for pussies
26:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh were you a plumber for 4 years on borneo?
27:00 <JohnIndia> hi thestig
27:00 <beehhh> the transmission needs a bit of tuning
27:00 <beehhh> press the accelerator
27:00 <TheRiddler> `ignore JohnIndia
27:00 <TheRiddler> ffs
27:00 <JohnIndia> beehhh do you drive manual or automatic?
27:00 <TheRon> ever get norell up on blocks?
27:00 <TheRon> get her on the workbench
28:00 <beehhh> nemesis reliegh mountain bike ive ridden at borneo sarawak
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> open up the crankcakes
28:00 <beehhh> faster than lightening
28:00 <TheRiddler> she got him on the workbench probably
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
28:00 <beehhh> me and alien probes has a race
28:00 <TheRon> norell ever need an oil change?
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> did she have an exhaust leak?
29:00 <beehhh> how do you know all that TheRon? you surely arent ameture
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> he's an armature
29:00 <beehhh> her butt is like a woman
29:00 <beehhh> small penis
29:00 <Clarkson> cat had worms and they were sticking out of his anus
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> is the muffler intact?
30:00 <TheRiddler> there's a caravan for sell in mt barker for 1500
30:00 <JohnIndia> TheRiddler are you going to buy it?
30:00 <JohnIndia> TheRiddler buy some land and put the caravan there yeah?
30:00 <beehhh> i never get bored with her
31:00 <beehhh> we have many things are in common
31:00 <beehhh> as she would hold my arm and ask me look at the mirror will ask gently when we could be married
33:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> hello @ amelia
33:00 <TheRiddler> hai amoolia
34:00 <TheRiddler> moooo
34:00 <amelia> hai @ fwends how is jews
34:00 <TheRiddler> :p
34:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i am good i visited your village today
34:00 <amelia> stop calling me a cow ash
34:00 <TheRiddler> sleepy
34:00 <amelia> my village?
34:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yes
35:00 <amelia> pls expand
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol sry
35:00 <TheRon> amelia: asking for jews, you obviously like the cut penis
36:00 <TheRiddler> the depressed penis
36:00 <TheRon> opressed penis
36:00 <JohnIndia> hi amelia
36:00 <TheRiddler> the emo penis
36:00 <Clarkson> I meant normal oil you gay cunt
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> @amelia http://imgur.com/cXYz9ST
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i was in amelup!
38:00 <TheRon> ever noticed the jewish penis has a helmet like the nazis wear?
38:00 <Clarkson> i am the president of the Q penis fan club
38:00 <TheRiddler> where is amelup
38:00 <amelia> hai JohnIndia
38:00 <amelia> ohhh how was my hood!
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> it was alright
39:00 <JohnIndia> amelia still going to gym?
39:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its all farmland
39:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and horses and sheep
39:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and mountains
39:00 <amelia> aww did you chase de sheep
39:00 <amelia> yes JohnIndia
39:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah i was just driving through
39:00 <TheRon> new zealand?
39:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> sheep are too fast for me anyway
40:00 <amelia> did you jus go for a drive
40:00 <TheRon> how do the kiwis always catch the sheep
40:00 <JohnIndia> WiDe^AnGeL why were you chasing the sheep? a sheep dog is supposed to do that
40:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im still on the drive amelia :)
40:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> in albany now
40:00 <TheRiddler> they flirt with them first TheRon
41:00 <TheRiddler> :p
41:00 <amelia> Are you gonna see TheRiddler
41:00 <TheRon> so classy the kiwis, they feed the sheep first
41:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah im here to see the gap and anzac commemorations
42:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> riddler and floss can invite me if they want
42:00 <amelia> that sounds nice
42:00 <JohnIndia> WiDe^AnGeL have you got clothes to wear?
42:00 <TheRiddler> I'm thinkng of taking a nap
42:00 <JohnIndia> TheRiddler on a park bench ?
43:00 <TheRon> JohnIndia, is chasing chicks subliminally, get a JohnIndia?
43:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
45:00 <TheRon> THE BLUES ARE AHEAD!
45:00 <JohnIndia> TheRon did you make a bet on the blues to win?
45:00 <TheRon> no
45:00 <TheRon> it's freo
45:00 <amelia> who is JohnIndia
45:00 <JohnIndia> amelia remember I used to join the gym channel
46:00 <JohnIndia> amelia with you nate and thestig
46:00 <amelia> under this same nick
46:00 <JohnIndia> amelia nah maybe richard
46:00 <JohnIndia> may have been richard
46:00 <amelia> ohhh
46:00 <amelia> riccardo
47:00 <amelia> yes i remember
47:00 <JohnIndia> amelia how are you 
47:00 <TheRon> dick?
47:00 <amelia> i am swell, how are you riccardo
47:00 <JohnIndia> amelia I'm well thank-you
48:00 <JohnIndia> amelia did you have a spotter in the gym? to help with the weights?
48:00 <amelia> that is super
48:00 <amelia> no i do not
51:00 <faux> amelia amelia amelia
51:00 <Doodle> want one?
51:00 <faux> wherefore art thou amelia
51:00 <amelia> fauxxxxxy
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> she's right there 
51:00 <Doodle> hi fauxypoos
51:00 <faux> hello
52:00 <TheRon> 420 in sa
52:00 <Doodle> onto it
52:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> 420 off the eastern seaboard of japan
52:00 <amelia> I thought of you when saw dis https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9e/4f/13/9e4f130e42c84affedb452b0664b723d.jpg
57:00 <faux> omgosh meelies lol
57:00 <faux> RASPBERRY TURTLE
57:00 <faux> ehhhheeeee
58:00 <TheRon> she wore a raspberry beret
59:00 <amelia> he looks soso bootiul wif his new perm donchu think
02:00 <faux> ehe
02:00 <faux> ive been watching like
02:00 <faux> non stop unboxing videos 
02:00 <faux> on youtube
02:00 <faux> of reptiles
02:00 <faux> :/
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <amelia> bwhaahhaa
02:00 <faux> cant believe they just casually ship baby turtles in containers
03:00 <faux> and snakes  in like pillow cases
03:00 <faux> so weird
04:00 <amelia> I had no idea you could jus ship turtles
04:00 <amelia> wot if the box got crushed
04:00 <amelia> :(
04:00 <faux> omg
04:00 <faux> it says fragile and This way Up
04:00 <faux> TWU
04:00 <TheRon> ever had turtle soup?
05:00 <faux> m
05:00 <faux> .
05:00 <amelia> how many delivery people actually pay attention to that
05:00 <faux> idk i hope they would
05:00 <faux> it says LIVE REPTILE
05:00 <faux> on the side lol
05:00 <amelia> ohhhh
05:00 <faux> if they ignore that theyte assholes
05:00 <amelia> ok phew
05:00 <Clarkson> bring back the good ol days where youd only need to ask and breasts would appear 
06:00 <faux> thres some gay channel on there witj a lady who films her 6 honey boo boo kids
06:00 <JohnIndia> Clarkson do you go to the newsagency?
06:00 <amelia> I haf jus shut ma blinds, grabbed a pillow n i am not moving from this couch
06:00 <faux> and they unbox snakes
06:00 <Clarkson> living alone sucks i'd probably go find a fat chick who loves to cook and worships me like some hungry pitbull for schlong 
06:00 <amelia> i also have schnitzel in the fridge
06:00 <amelia> done
06:00 <TheRon> baby cow schnitzel?
06:00 <faux> yum
06:00 <amelia> chicken
06:00 <TheRon> nice
07:00 <TheRon> some kind of korean beef stir fry for tea tonight
07:00 <amelia> yummm
07:00 <faux> idk what im makin yet
08:00 <TheRon> hope it's not dog meat
08:00 <faux> i have some turkey mince might just cook it up w som veg
08:00 <amelia> rice pudding pls
08:00 <faux> me dads wifey made that the other day
08:00 <faux> like a giant pot
08:00 <amelia> make dem in the lil lettuce cups
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <faux> oh
08:00 <faux> nah this was sweet one
08:00 <faux> w cinnamon
08:00 <faux> mm
08:00 <amelia> yummmmmmmmmm did she give you some
08:00 <faux> no she refused.
08:00 <faux> ofc she did
08:00 <amelia> yah i meant make the turkey mince in lettuce cups
09:00 <faux> GET AWAY FROM ME POT O RICR PUDDING BITCH
09:00 <amelia> freakin luff rice pudding
09:00 <amelia> bwahahahahaah
09:00 <faux> oh good idea but i ran outa lettuce
09:00 <faux> i migh just stir fry it up
09:00 <TheRon> i like bread and butter pudding
09:00 <amelia> disaster
09:00 <faux> garlic onion bit of soy sauce
09:00 <faux> mm
09:00 <amelia> bread & butter pudding is güd too
09:00 <amelia> wif sultana
10:00 <TheRon> i find it better with good bread not that supermarket crap
10:00 <faux> im not a huge fan of sultanas in things
10:00 <Trevor> hello friends <3
10:00 <amelia> I don't think I've had it for years
10:00 <amelia> hi pal
10:00 <TheRon> sultanas and little bits of apple
10:00 <Trevor> asl?
11:00 <faux> mmm i want fat raisin toast
11:00 <faux> w butter
11:00 <TheRon> mmmmm fattening
11:00 <Trevor> fat raisin aye
12:00 <Trevor> pop out a tit aye
12:00 <faux> smd aye 
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> faux bby you are a beautiful fucking 04r07 08a09 12i11 13n04 07b08 09o12 11w
12:00 <Trevor> aye
12:00 <faux> lollllllll
13:00 <amelia> wowsers bowsers
13:00 <amelia> to nap, or not to nap, that is the question
13:00 <faux> def nap
13:00 <faux> then have schnitzel when awaken 
13:00 <faux> mm
14:00 <faux> Sundays rule
14:00 <amelia> that does sound pretty special
14:00 <faux> lollll
14:00 <amelia> i think i will let whatever happens, happen
14:00 <amelia> I really hope i happen to nap tho
15:00 <Trevor> sundays do rule
15:00 <Trevor> im just sitting on the balcony in skinny jeans with my leg crossed telling the woman about how im a fucking expert on everything
15:00 <Clarkson> so yeah fuck it
16:00 <amelia> cool that sounds p. fun
17:00 <faux> clarky m8
17:00 <Clarkson> yo your full of shit
18:00 <faux> oh ok
18:00 <faux> bout what clarkson
18:00 <Clarkson> not hard enough to make me bleed, but hard enough to scare the shit out of me
18:00 <faux> i c
19:00 <Trevor> yea its alright
24:00 <amelia> I want to sit in a bath of rice pudding
25:00 <amelia> faux, pls enquire with your dads gf as to whether she would be able to supply the rice pudding
25:00 <faux> dads wife
25:00 <amelia> get back to me by 7pm EST
25:00 <faux> im not sure his gf makes pudding
25:00 <faux> loljokes
25:00 <amelia> bwahahahah
25:00 <faux> just fly here for pudding 
26:00 <faux> u can meet me sissy
26:00 <amelia> issit delish tho
26:00 <faux> ye
26:00 <faux> robot and i were lookin for u last night
26:00 <amelia> I will be pissedif i fly there and its shit
26:00 <Clarkson> anyone from ASIO who wants their dick back, just let me know
26:00 <faux> we was skypin
26:00 <amelia> video?
26:00 <faux> and im likr shes prob out cos she actually has a life
26:00 <faux> nah
27:00 <amelia> i was wif a boy
27:00 <faux> chicken boy 2.0?
27:00 <faux> or nother one
27:00 <TheRon> chicken lover?
27:00 <amelia> nah he has no chickens, but he had dem as a kid apparently
27:00 <faux> yeah 
27:00 <amelia> he made me steak
27:00 <faux> thats who im talkin about
27:00 <faux> aw
27:00 <faux> was it nice 
28:00 <amelia> yah it was yum
28:00 <faux> good chap
28:00 <faux> did u make him wear a hat all night
28:00 <amelia> AHAHAA
28:00 <amelia> nah he would look better wifout anyway
28:00 <faux> lollll i have a friend who is soso cute w hat on
28:00 <faux> he has such nice green eyes
29:00 <faux> then he takes it off
29:00 <faux> and u vomit a bit in ur mouth
29:00 <faux> cos he has old man hair
29:00 <amelia> boys always look soso cute wif cap and then completely diff without
29:00 <amelia> AAHAH yux
29:00 <faux> like mr burns hair
29:00 <faux> lmaoooo
29:00 <amelia> ewwwwwww
29:00 <amelia> pic
29:00 <faux> so thin and his hairline starts like in the middle of his head
29:00 <faux> its so saf
29:00 <faux> sad*
29:00 <faux> he has no pics without it
29:00 <faux> like at all
30:00 <faux> hes obv got a complec
30:00 <faux> x
30:00 <amelia> I remember i gave my number out whilst drunk couple years back and i forgot wot he looked like, den i caught up for lunch wif him and he had cap on and i was like fuck he's hot as hell, you've done well girl
30:00 <TheRon> god give you style god give you grace, god put a smile upon your face
30:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <amelia> den next time saw him he had no cap and i was like oh
31:00 <faux> LOL
31:00 <faux> oh.
31:00 <faux> whos this mr burns looking cunt
31:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHA
31:00 <amelia> not quite like dat but def not the lil hottie i was hoping for
31:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <faux> homer simpson hair
32:00 <faux> im crying
32:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHA
32:00 <faux> has like 3 hairs
32:00 <faux> "oh"
32:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHA
32:00 <amelia> he had hair it jus wasn't attractive hair
32:00 <faux> loll
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
33:00 <amelia> I pro could haf styled it better for him
33:00 <faux> im watching new 90210 and liam is gorgeous but has like bieber hair
33:00 <faux> and i just googled 
33:00 <amelia> pic
33:00 <faux> and im like woah
33:00 <faux> looks so diff without it
33:00 <faux> google him
33:00 <faux> liam court 90210
34:00 <amelia> wot his name
34:00 <amelia> ok ta
34:00 <faux> i think his real name is matt lanter
34:00 <amelia> no thnx
34:00 <amelia> pretty boy
34:00 <faux> hes beautiful 
34:00 <faux> i wanna lick his eyeballs
34:00 <faux> -eye
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <amelia> i would still melt if he wanted to kish me tho
35:00 <faux> lollll
35:00 <faux> his wife is a youtube beauty guru
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <faux> theres a vid of him doing her makeup
35:00 <faux> i lold
35:00 <amelia> i would take jake from OTH over him any day
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> this dude better be worth a google
35:00 <faux> sif amelia lol
35:00 <faux> bloody jake
35:00 <amelia> any day
35:00 <faux> hes cute just not like wowsers
35:00 <amelia> he is def not wowsers
36:00 <amelia> but i dunno
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not wowsers
36:00 <faux> i love jessica stroup 
36:00 <faux> her season 2 hair in yhis ahow
36:00 <faux> show
36:00 <faux> is beautiful
36:00 <faux> shes so cute
36:00 <faux> i want to punch her
36:00 <amelia> pic
38:00 <faux> google it pls
38:00 <faux> i just told u her name
38:00 <faux> then look up annalyne mccord 
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <faux> shes a model
38:00 <faux> she has a lizard face idk what about her mouth kills me
39:00 <amelia> Ohhhh her
39:00 <amelia> she look bootiful here https://www.google.com.au/search?q=annalynne+mccord&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjnqL-14qbMAhVGHqYKHazoCUsQ_AUIBigB#mhpiv=11
40:00 <faux> you just linjed every photo on Google 
40:00 <faux> i dont like her mouth
40:00 <faux> it angers me
40:00 <amelia> oh.
40:00 <amelia> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0d/54/df/0d54df2da3629273fb61c45080f071a8.jpg
40:00 <faux> she looks hot here *links entire gallery*
40:00 <faux> oh yes cos her mouth is closed
41:00 <amelia> AHHAHAHA
41:00 <faux> does look good there
41:00 <amelia> her eyes
41:00 <amelia> 👍
41:00 <faux> lool
41:00 <faux> 😉
42:00 <faux> 🙊
42:00 <Immutable> I got real honey from the hunter today for 14 dollars a kilo
42:00 <Immutable> crazy
43:00 <katatonic_kate01>  why do you need 1kg of honey
44:00 <Immutable> its real honey
44:00 <Immutable> undiluted by sugary shit
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> um…
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I buy real honey at the shops of like $6
46:00 <amelia> when are you due to pump your baby out kate
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure
46:00 <amelia> i am curious as to how long it will take for your attitude to adjust
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <faux> llol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably never, you’ll just have to deal
47:00 <amelia> no, i  definitely won't have to just deal
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome - next.
48:00 <amelia> your poor fuckin husband
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> because my e-attitude extends into my life
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck
49:00 <amelia> fat chicks always have such attitude tho
49:00 <Clarkson> renee is busy suckin abo cock in a brisbane public toilets
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it’s because we don’t enough cake… you must know how that feels amelia, being fat too.
50:00 <amelia> i dunno why tho, you'd think they would be nicer
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake is important…. just sayin'
51:00 <TheRon> so is pie
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
52:00 <TheRon> i've got two tickets to paradise, won't you pack your bags we'll leave tonight
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like my dinner date! later peeps 
53:00 <TheRon> does her hubby know?
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> we'll find out tonight
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> best nap
53:00 <robot> hi its robot
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> hi its robot
54:00 <robot> no im robot
54:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> oh
57:00 <TheRon> carn the blues
58:00 <faux> hi robutt
58:00 <robot> allo faux
58:00 <robot> whaddaya know
58:00 <faux> amelia was just sayin how much she hates you and was glad she didnt skype us last  night
58:00 <faux> what a BiTCH
59:00 <robot> yeh
59:00 <amelia> yes i definitely got out of that one
59:00 <faux> phew
59:00 <TheRon> call her fat
59:00 <robot> well someone who has an inferior set of lamps would say that
59:00 <faux> lollllllll
59:00 <amelia> steak > robot
59:00 <faux> ISOL
59:00 <robot> isol?
59:00 <amelia> your lamps are no match for mine
59:00 <faux> Inferior Set Of Lamps
59:00 <robot> ohhhhh
00:00 <faux> get with it
00:00 <robot> amelia has an ISOL
00:00 <faux> lolll
00:00 <robot> shhh i'm tired
00:00 <TheRon> sounds like code for inferior set of tits
00:00 <faux> id u finish tehdrawing
00:00 <amelia> someone clearly has lamp jealousy
00:00 <robot> i was gonna send u it this morning,
00:00 <faux> y u not
00:00 <faux> y u did not
00:00 <faux> y ddnt u
00:00 <robot> i was workin away on it last night and me tabbo just went dead
00:00 <faux> LOL
00:00 <amelia> are any tits inferior
00:00 <robot> COZ
00:00 <robot> i was workin away on it last night and me tabbo just went dead!
00:00 <faux> i speak good English 
00:00 <amelia> tits are tits, they always win
00:00 <faux> WHAT
00:00 <robot> hang on i'll send it now
00:00 <faux> didnt u save
01:00 <robot> power i mean
01:00 <faux> u fucking cunt
01:00 <faux> oh
01:00 <faux> phew 
01:00 <robot> i dont know how to find the fgile or take a screenie
01:00 <TheRon> some tits are better than others
01:00 <faux> i was getting angry
01:00 <robot> lol
01:00 <robot> i was gonna send it this morning but i ran outta tim e
01:00 <faux> screeny is on button and home button
01:00 <faux> innit
01:00 <faux> together
01:00 <faux> As One
01:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> time for nap part two
01:00 <robot> the home button is an on screen button tho right
01:00 <robot> thats the combo for apple
01:00 <faux> i have a damsun phone
02:00 <faux> samsung
02:00 <robot> hang on
02:00 <faux> and thats hoe i do it
02:00 <amelia> dimsum
02:00 <faux> lmao
02:00 <faux> damsun is hoe downies say Samsung 
02:00 <robot> vol down and power
02:00 <robot> sec
02:00 <faux> fukn ell
02:00 <faux> take ur bloody time ay
02:00 <robot> yeh i will
02:00 <faux> amelia i decided against cooking
03:00 <robot> did u get my wheelie thing
03:00 <robot> photo
03:00 <faux> because it is Sunday take out night
03:00 <amelia> ahahahaah
03:00 <amelia> wotchu got
03:00 <robot> it's sunday take out night every night here
03:00 <faux> chacken wangs
03:00 <amelia> viet?
03:00 <amelia> oh
03:00 <robot> faux did u get my photo today
03:00 <amelia> from wheres
03:00 <faux> and i madr s salad 
03:00 <faux> NO
03:00 <faux> where
03:00 <robot> oh
03:00 <faux> from this awesomr shop ere 
03:00 <TheRon> Laotian food? 
03:00 <faux> thry do seafood and everything 
03:00 <faux> ribs etc
04:00 <amelia> RIBS
04:00 <faux> ye
04:00 <robot> i send u crappy photo i didnt take very well coz i didnt get up off the seat of the vintage cars, and wrote stop doin a wheelie
04:00 <TheRon> RIBWICH?
04:00 <amelia> why you no get ribs
04:00 <faux> idk didnt feel ribbies
04:00 <faux> whererobot
04:00 <faux> skype?
04:00 <robot> yeah
04:00 <faux> lemme check
04:00 <amelia> I has pulled pok on fridge i made too
05:00 <faux> what sm i lookong at
05:00 <faux> a fence?
05:00 <TheRon> i'll be what i am, asolitary man
05:00 <robot> i coudlnt get a good view without getting up opk
06:00 <faux> view of fucking what
06:00 <robot> its a vintage car behind the fnece
06:00 <faux> oh
06:00 <faux> i cant sre anything
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <robot> :<
06:00 <faux> stupid potato pic
06:00 <faux> but tysm
06:00 <faux> u r v thoughtful for sending me a Fence
06:00 <faux> i will be forever grateful
06:00 <faux> for the Fence
06:00 <faux> tF
07:00 <robot> lol..
08:00 <TheRon> i'm on the road to nowhere
08:00 <robot> i took the best photo of my niece, she went on her first rollercoaster today, and i caught her excitement after
08:00 <faux> turn left
08:00 <faux> aw
08:00 <faux> pix
08:00 <TheRon> go blues
08:00 <faux> o yw
08:00 <faux> o ye u went to dream gersen
09:00 <robot> LOL
09:00 <robot> i dont have skype on my tabbo so i'm emailing it to my phone
09:00 <robot> then i can skype it to u
09:00 <faux> imgur
09:00 <faux> ok
10:00 <robot> spose i can sign in there
10:00 <robot> need 2 get the new app
10:00 <faux> effort
11:00 <robot> lol
11:00 <robot> dream gersen
12:00 <faux> just take a pic of the screen
12:00 <faux> w ur phone
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <faux> "oh need to buy a magnifying glass and some copper wiring"
12:00 <faux> JUST FUKEN SEND YA CIGGIE M8
12:00 <faux> lollllll
12:00 <amelia> fauxs ideal man is aaron carter
12:00 <robot> lol
12:00 <faux> ye 
12:00 <faux> when i was 12
13:00 <TheRon> saturday nights alright for fighting  let a little action in
13:00 <amelia> google image him
13:00 <amelia> crack head
13:00 <robot> brb just runnin down 2 bunnings 2 get some wood and tools to make a stand
13:00 <faux> i found his blonde bowl cut so beautiful
13:00 <robot> saturday night's alright for gersen
14:00 <amelia> i GoTS a CRuSH oN You
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> amelia, there's not much in amelup
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> but i did take one photo when i was thre
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> https://imgur.com/XLq6rmo
14:00 <amelia> post
14:00 <amelia> thnx
14:00 <faux> hes so fug now
14:00 <faux> he looks like a tanned skeleton
14:00 <faux> w trump hair
14:00 <amelia> dats pretty
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its much nicer in person
14:00 <amelia> yah he is our age
15:00 <amelia> but looks 50 in the face
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> on the way back home tomorrow i will take a pic of the old station that's there
17:00 <amelia> :)
18:00 <Floss> Herrrrr
19:00 <Floss> Started early today
19:00 <robot> faux mail isnt even sending from my tabbo
19:00 <robot> hold on
19:00 <Floss> I am chocolate wasted
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> mmmm i wish i had some chocolate
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> perhaps i should go to the servo
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> actually that would require putting clothes on
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> too earlyfor that nonsense
23:00 <robot> how long does brie last
24:00 <robot> can i still eat it if its been open in the fridge for 2 weeks
24:00 <robot> resealed
25:00 <amelia> you will be fine
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yes
25:00 <amelia> mwuahahaha
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> er
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i did not type that twice
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> stupid laggy internet
25:00 <amelia> did
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> are you picking a fight with me?
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i will win
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fyi
26:00 <amelia> i never lose
26:00 <faux> on phone 2 dads wifey amelia
26:00 <faux> told her me friend wants pudden
27:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> your dads wife is amelia?
27:00 <faux> shoosh
27:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> thats a strange relatonship arrangement
27:00 <faux> add a comma u cunty
27:00 <amelia> omgoshhhhhhh did she say she gon make a fresh pot
27:00 <amelia> 7kgs worth
28:00 <faux> she said come over lol
28:00 <TheRon> ed sheeran - don't
28:00 <faux> i said itll take her a few days
28:00 <faux> she laughed
28:00 <amelia> ahahaha aww she is sweet
29:00 <faux> the end
29:00 <amelia> bwhaahahhaah
29:00 <amelia> good chat, good chat
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> mad bants
30:00 <faux> lolll i loves her
31:00 <faux> she ran to check up on me cos we didnt talk yesti
31:00 <faux> cute
31:00 <faux> yay me chacken got here
31:00 <amelia> how can you not love someone that makes you food
31:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> so thats why im single...
31:00 <amelia> no, there's other reasons for that
32:00 <robot> you know what i like
32:00 <amelia> amelias lamps
32:00 <robot> i like to move it move it
32:00 <faux> lol i love her regardless ok
32:00 <faux> shes so nice
32:00 <robot> i like to ...
32:00 <robot> MOVE IT!
33:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> amelia it sounds like you have wisdom to share with me
33:00 <faux> lol amelia
33:00 <faux> so brutal
33:00 <amelia> wot did i do now
33:00 <faux> "no theres other reasons for that"
34:00 <TheRon> why don't you come on over valerie
34:00 <robot> yea
34:00 <faux> me names not valerie
34:00 <robot> amelia is a total bitch
34:00 <faux> shes ok
34:00 <faux> when shes sleepi 
34:00 <faux> n
34:00 <amelia> i didn't mean it in mean way
34:00 <robot> lol
34:00 <robot> oh yeh
34:00 <amelia> jus bein honest
34:00 <faux> lollllllllllll
34:00 <robot> hey amelia ur face looks like it had a forest fire and someone put it out with a canoe's oar
34:00 <robot> no offence.
35:00 <robot> jus sayin
35:00 <amelia> no it doesn't cos i have nice skin
35:00 <faux> oar is such a weird word
35:00 <faux> oar.
35:00 <robot> i reckon i felt so weird typing this
35:00 <robot> i'm like are people even going to know this word
35:00 <faux> a canooz or
37:00 <robot> a canooz gersen
38:00 <amelia> do you watch mkr
38:00 <amelia> the Indonesian girls
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> http://i.imgur.com/SKPSJLE.jpg
38:00 <amelia> they are the cutest
38:00 <TheRon> mortal kombat?
38:00 <faux> nope
38:00 <amelia> OH DEMAT
39:00 <amelia> SuB ZeRo
39:00 <robot> david attenborough great barrier reef on at 7.40
39:00 <amelia> thnx TV guide
39:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> oh me?
39:00 <robot> faux was in mortal kombat
39:00 <robot> she was known as goro
39:00 <faux> ye
40:00 <amelia> the witch
40:00 <faux> u can call me
40:00 <faux> Steenzo
40:00 <robot> lol
40:00 <amelia> screams your head off
40:00 <faux> burp
40:00 <robot> faux --> http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/mkwikia/images/7/74/GoroRenderMKX.png/revision/latest?cb=20150506005824
40:00 <robot> thats u
40:00 <faux> i muted robot like 18 times last night so i could burp
40:00 <faux> and also maybe fart occasionally 
40:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> amelia why did you say oh demat, you need to explain im getting anxiety
40:00 <faux> i was such a lady
40:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHAH
40:00 <robot> so considerate
41:00 <amelia> you never muted it for me
41:00 <amelia> wtf
41:00 <robot> she hates you
41:00 <amelia> demat cos of link you posted haha
41:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> oh lol
41:00 <amelia> no she is comfortable wif me and you are still a noob to her
41:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i was lkike
41:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> WHAT DID I DO
41:00 <robot> k i need some dinner fuckers
41:00 <amelia> -party
41:00 <TheRon> christine anu?
42:00 <amelia> why donchu come join mu partay
42:00 <faux> i muted cos robot gets angry
42:00 <faux> he hung up on me once cos i peed on the phone 
42:00 <faux> not on the phone but whilst talking on the pho e
42:00 <faux> aw the link he posted reminds me of big ang
42:00 <faux> rip
42:00 <amelia> ...
43:00 <robot> i was kind of winding you up, i was only pretend angry
43:00 <amelia> you peed
43:00 <robot> plus that happened in 1972
44:00 <faux> LOL
44:00 <faux> sif i was wound up
44:00 <faux> i was happily peei g
44:00 <amelia> tis bit gross faux
44:00 <amelia> jus a bit
44:00 <faux> and u were like IF U FLSH DAT TORLET M8 IM HANGING UP
44:00 <faux> so i flushed
45:00 <amelia> the piddle sound
45:00 <faux> pfft u couldnt hear it ok
45:00 <amelia> sif
45:00 <faux> run a bloody tap
45:00 <amelia> prob sound like niagra
45:00 <faux> lmao
45:00 <faux> datgushlyf
45:00 <amelia> niagra faux
45:00 <faux> Niagara pls
45:00 <TheRon> CARN THE BLUES!
45:00 <amelia> shut your pisshole
45:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> mmm jessica nigri
46:00 <TheRon> freo 0 and 5 after this
46:00 <amelia> useless
46:00 <robot> i have been to niagara amelia and it was louder
46:00 <robot> ok bbs
46:00 <amelia> you wish jellyfish
46:00 <amelia> yes go
47:00 <robot> i wish what
47:00 <amelia> NiaGaRa aMeLia
47:00 <faux> Niagamelia
47:00 <robot> huh
48:00 <TheRon> goal blues!!
48:00 <amelia> aNZaC BiSCuiTS
48:00 <robot> of course ive been
48:00 <faux> think shes sayin u wish u went to NF
48:00 <robot> stop doin me a confuse
48:00 <robot> i have been
48:00 <faux> omg lol anzac day tht reminds me
48:00 <faux> earlier mum rang and shes like
48:00 <robot> i have photoz
48:00 <robot> anyway stop doin me a hold up
48:00 <faux> "tomorrow is remembrance day 11/11 u have to remember them"
49:00 <amelia> ...
49:00 <amelia> BWHAAHHA
49:00 <faux> im like what. its anzac today NOT 11/11
49:00 <amelia> ditz.
49:00 <robot> yeah
49:00 <faux> ...11/11 IS HER BIRTHDAY 
49:00 <robot> plus
49:00 <TheRon> 9/11?
49:00 <faux> then shes like oh yes i meant anzac day
49:00 <robot> 11/11 happened at the new york trade centres
49:00 <faux> im like r u high 
49:00 <robot> jks
49:00 <robot> ok gone
49:00 <faux> funny lady
51:00 <TheRon> carlton won by 4 points
51:00 <amelia> thank gosh robot is gone
51:00 <TheRon> freo are fucked
51:00 <amelia> he was taking up way too much manys IRC oxygen
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i agree
52:00 <faux> poor robutt
52:00 <faux> ok im gonna eat me chacken now they shouldnt burn me fingers off
52:00 <faux> adios
52:00 <amelia> c u tossa
53:00 <faux> RuDe
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> this bed is so comfy, i should steal it and take it home
54:00 <amelia> are you @ hotel
54:00 <amelia> free wi fi
54:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah
54:00 <amelia> go out n explore, meet some ladies
54:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah im not here to meet ladies
55:00 <amelia> never said it was your purpose for the trip
55:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> besides ladies are overrated
55:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i really just want sluts
55:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> or a wife
55:00 <amelia> girls that'll fuck anyone
55:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> a slutty wife would not be ideal
55:00 <amelia> haha
55:00 <amelia> if she jus a slut for her hubby thats ok
55:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i dont even really want a wife
55:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> just someone I can keep at home
56:00 <amelia> a slave
56:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah not a slave
56:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> perhaps a wife without the whole wedding bit
56:00 <amelia> why no wedding
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> just someone that i can come home to and kiss on the lips and be like "how was ur day babe"
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> weddings are gay
57:00 <amelia> a small one
57:00 <amelia> Jus tight fam n friends
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im very much not a religious or ceremony type person
58:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> plus why do you need to get married to prove you would love someone forever
58:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> cant you just do that anyway?
58:00 <amelia> each to their own
58:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> seems like a waste of time and money
59:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> time and money that could be spent on icecream and icecream
00:00 <amelia> schnitzel
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> hmmm
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> should i go to restuarant for parmy?
03:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> or should i get red rooster
03:00 <TheRon> a hooker with red rooster?
08:00 <amelia> go parmy
10:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that sounds like a great idea
11:00 <amelia> agreed
12:00 <British^Meat> hooker? wtf, that guys such a weirdo
12:00 <amelia> we're all fruit loops on here
13:00 <British^Meat> I aint
13:00 <amelia> yah I'm jus moody
13:00 <British^Meat> ilu
14:00 <Matthew> yes
15:00 <Floss> Beans
18:00 <robot> iont like u amelia
18:00 <robot> ur mean
18:00 <amelia> you luff @ me
18:00 <robot> amelia is the worst
18:00 <amelia> no i am nice, the best
18:00 <robot> <+amelia> thank gosh robot is gone
18:00 <robot> nup
18:00 <robot> that sit
19:00 <robot> you just made my list.
19:00 <amelia> wot
19:00 <amelia> dat wasn't even me
19:00 <amelia> fake logs
19:00 <robot> too late
19:00 <robot> you're on the list
20:00 <amelia> i have schnitzel so i don't even care
20:00 <robot> k
21:00 <robot> how u doin Matthew
21:00 <Matthew> i am doing really well, robot ... how are oyu
21:00 <Matthew> you*
21:00 <robot> good thankyou
21:00 <robot> that's great
22:00 <robot> gonna watch this doco on the barrier reef shortly
23:00 <Matthew> I have just been watching Fuller House on Netflix but have switched it off now for some AFL
23:00 <robot> is it ne good?
24:00 <Doodle> have to remember to submit an assessment for uni tonight
24:00 <Matthew> I loved the original Full House so I do like it... but others would be suicidal watching it
24:00 <Doodle> just realised i went to the supermarket with SUBMIT ASS written on my hand in texta
24:00 <robot> cool
24:00 <robot> lol dood
27:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Prince - Cream.mp3 (9.66MB 128kbps Stereo 10:33)
28:00 <Matthew> Full Time - St Kilda 79 GWS 126
28:00 <Matthew> Full Time - Fremantle 62 Carlton 72
28:00 <Matthew> 1st Qtr - Melbourne 18 Richmond 14
31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Dr. Hook - Sexy Eyes.mp3 (4.85MB 192kbps Stereo 3:31)
33:00 <Matthew> a huge welcome to the appropriately titlted CRaCK^HoRe
34:00 <Matthew> titled*
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <CRaCK^HoRe> a huge fuck off to the douchebag Matthew
34:00 <Doodle> aw
34:00 <Matthew> really vulgar
34:00 <CRaCK^HoRe> wot
35:00 <CRaCK^HoRe> brb smoking crack
35:00 <Doodle> some of us like a bit of vulgar
35:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i like a bit of vinegar
35:00 <Doodle> oh 
35:00 <Doodle> i meant vulva
35:00 <CRaCK^HoRe> appl sydah
35:00 <Clarkson> ahh fuck it
35:00 <Matthew> STRIKE A POSE... THERE'S NOTHING TO IT
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Neneh Cherry - Buffalo Stance.mp3 (5.62MB 192kbps Stereo 4:05)
37:00 <Matthew> Bette Davis... we love you!!!
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i can hear the people in the room behind me and they arent even fucking
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> how am i meant to jack off to this
40:00 <Matthew> what a dilemma!!!
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Toni Basil - Mickey.mp3 (5.6MB 192kbps Stereo 4:04)
41:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its basically all I do in motel rooms
41:00 <Floss> Go get a jojos pizza
41:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> cum on everything
41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u jack of to ppl rooting?
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats a bit sad
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> why r u there and someone else doing it
42:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i jack off to everything
42:00 <Doodle> i'm jacking off to this
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ok
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol 
43:00 <CRaCK^HoRe> to gay porn
43:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> more than once
43:00 <Doodle> its not gay theyre just really happy
43:00 <robot> y u change ur real name amelia
43:00 <Clarkson> [08:23:48] dirty dirty stinky sex
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> grls like cominf back to my place
43:00 <amelia> fight me robot fight me
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cos they can make as much noise
44:00 <Doodle> u have a lot of anger in u amelia
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i say... dont worry darl no one knows u heee
44:00 <Doodle> its very attractive
45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Power Station - Some Like It Hot.mp3 (5.28MB 192kbps Stereo 3:50)
45:00 <amelia> how are de new slats
45:00 <Doodle> havent got em yet
45:00 <amelia> blasphemy
45:00 <robot> me pushing amelia into the creek ---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKreparktl4
45:00 <Doodle> ye
46:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA and then strutting off
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian.mp3 (4.72MB 192kbps Stereo 3:26)
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so 
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hows every1s day m8
49:00 <Doodle> gr8 m8
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> goodo
50:00 <robot> bbs
52:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Taco - Puttin' On The Ritz.mp3 (4.75MB 192kbps Stereo 3:27)
52:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> the room next to me has stopped making noise
52:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i tink they are fuckin
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> THEY ARE
54:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <Doodle> [19:52] <WiDe^AnGeL> i tink they are fuckin
57:00 <Doodle> i read that in a jamaican accent
58:00 <faux> i tink dey r mun
58:00 <Doodle> heheee
59:00 <faux> hi popadom
59:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
59:00 <Clarkson> you're suggesting I know what a penis looks like
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> beehs is alrighr m8
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just a bit wrong in the upstairs dept
00:00 <Doodle> accounting?
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ay?
01:00 <Doodle> what upstairs dept
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the executives
01:00 <partay> fitting cos georgeandwell isnt all there in the downstairs dept
01:00 <faux> smooooke on the waaater
02:00 <partay> zing
02:00 <faux> fire in ur butt
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> partay why r u still cut m8
02:00 <partay> LOL
02:00 <faux> did u just zing your own joke
02:00 <partay> there there georgie 
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i thoughr u would get over our feud 
02:00 <partay> well it was a zinger 
02:00 <amelia> ZiNG
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> it was a long time ago
02:00 <faux> lmao
02:00 <amsy> was it
02:00 <beehhh> many desi people are in your universities
02:00 <beehhh> and driving taxi
02:00 <faux> a zinger.
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> m8 what is desi
03:00 <partay> georgie.. ease up champ.. I hate everyone equally 
03:00 <Doodle> designated drivers
03:00 <beehhh> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desi
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u know i aint goona click
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im lazy
03:00 <beehhh> Doodle can only see the roads after he snorts shit
03:00 <Clarkson> lol you fuck off
03:00 <Doodle> pardon
04:00 <Doodle> the only thing i snort is me snot m8
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i snort air
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> called breathing m8
04:00 <beehhh> i inhaled ecalyptus oil steam baths
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> beeh r u in Singapore m8
05:00 <faux> ok
05:00 <Doodle> can u inhale some kero
05:00 <Doodle> thx
05:00 <beehhh> back into dhaka
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> beeh u were in a fag sauna in asia i know
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i bet lots of white blokes go there 
05:00 <faux> golly
05:00 <faux> i hate u all
05:00 <beehhh> i used to sniff diesel while checked my dips at the servo in the wee hours of morning
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i know a lot about the world
06:00 <faux> do u own an atlas
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> life is my atlas m8
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i know the sick shit normal ppl do
06:00 <beehhh> now you arent lazy can
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> when ppl arent watching
07:00 <beehhh> let the bruce lee out of you
07:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> beeh would be into some of that with his tranny freidn for sure m8
07:00 <beehhh> buffets are the only way to survive
08:00 <beehhh> on the note im going to jump on my bed
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ass whisper now i know he is gay 4 sure
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> proabably goes to gay saunas to sniff the butts of white guys
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> 4 sure m8
15:00 <Matthew> DHAKA - 4:15pm 35° (95F) HAZE
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> thanks schultz
19:00 <couleurs> np hogan
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls 1r go out for some thai curry
24:00 <amelia> did someone say schnitz
24:00 <amelia> oh no, schultz
24:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> close but no carbonara
25:00 <couleurs> did some1 say pizza
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> might go for a drive 
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im getting a bit bored 
26:00 <dematerializard> no you wont
26:00 <dematerializard> you dont own a vehicle
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e 1 wana meet some where for fight 
26:00 <amelia> ok don't crash pal
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i learnt some new nix martial arts moves thisbweek 
27:00 <amelia> ok woah
27:00 <dematerializard> we got a badass over here
27:00 <amelia> sounds lethal
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> maybe around williamstown 
27:00 <robot> ur face is lethal
27:00 <dematerializard> i bet he would karate chop your head right off
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> in front on willaimstown police station 
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u know where im talkin bout m8
28:00 <couleurs> go da dees
28:00 <amelia> robotossa why you so moody today
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> me m8 wprks there
28:00 <amelia> did you buy another shit lamp?
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> who?
29:00 <robot> did you buy another toilet roll for your bedside
29:00 <dematerializard> excuse me what's wrong with bedside toilet rolls
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u shit ur bed
29:00 <robot> everything
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> or maybebso ur boyfiend can white the shit from his dick
29:00 <Clarkson> yeah you paste shit in real time
30:00 <dematerializard> george is feisty tonight
30:00 <robot> LOL Clarkson
30:00 <Clarkson> LOL sober and whore wtf
30:00 <dematerializard> or is that festy
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im a lyrical poet
30:00 <amelia> robot you have taken it too far
30:00 <dematerializard> you wish you were
30:00 <amelia> too far
30:00 <robot> u
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah true
31:00 <amelia> u x2
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> id settle for a car blow job from a mid 30s lady
31:00 <dematerializard> you wont even get that
31:00 <robot> george you would settle for anything you could get
31:00 <amelia> hit Doodle up
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ok id settle for a pizza
31:00 <robot> amelia's jokes are not funny
31:00 <amelia> they are hilarious
32:00 <dematerializard> i think amelia is hilarious but that is only because i want to have sex with her
32:00 <amelia> wot kind of bees make milk?
32:00 <robot> your face is
32:00 <Clarkson> yeah the guy cooking the bbq has usually been scratching his cock for a couple of hours
32:00 <amelia> booBEES
32:00 <nevs> ha
32:00 <amelia> ahuahuahaihauahuahuahuahauhahua
32:00 <TheRiddler> I am back
32:00 <dematerializard> hi back I am dad
32:00 <TheRiddler> did you eat yet?
32:00 <dematerializard> yeah
32:00 <robot> hay
32:00 <TheRiddler> where at?
32:00 <robot> hay grease is on 2nite
32:00 <dematerializard> just got burgers
32:00 <dematerializard> cbfed getting dressed up
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <dematerializard> burger*
33:00 <amelia> wot no parmy
33:00 <dematerializard> im too tired
33:00 <amelia> fuck you
33:00 <amelia> heartbroken
33:00 <dematerializard> I AM TIRED
33:00 <TheRiddler> dylan's
33:00 <amelia> dis is bs
33:00 <TheRiddler> ?
33:00 <robot> you're the one that i wawnt
33:00 <amelia> serious freakin bs
33:00 <TheRiddler> dylan's have nice burgers
33:00 <dematerializard> im sorry amelia will you ever forgive me
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah its too early i feel like garn out
33:00 <amelia> fuck off dylan!!!
33:00 <robot> u should hit up the clubs, george
33:00 <Doodle> [20:31] <amelia> hit Doodle up
33:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
33:00 <amelia> wot
33:00 <robot> mingle in with the youngens
33:00 <Doodle> i'm not mid 30s
33:00 <amelia> wasn't me
33:00 <amelia> fake logs
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah i wpuld but need an over 30s club
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> they wont let me in
34:00 <TheRiddler> also white star do great burgers too
34:00 <dematerializard> yeah but you missed the bit where i have already eaten
34:00 <dematerializard> :P
34:00 <dematerializard> maybe next time
34:00 <amelia> don't trust TheRiddler, he thinks red rooster do great pork
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> gonna drive to coles express for a coffee
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> no way
34:00 <Picard> ello
35:00 <amelia> 80c coffee
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yup u know it m8
35:00 <TheRiddler> I like the pork belly pizza at that place in perth
35:00 <dematerializard> one has to ask how much coffee is actually in an 80c coffee
35:00 <amelia> saw it on the sign filling up ma petrol today
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i love their coffee.. its betterbthan the $5 ones
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> imho
35:00 <amelia> Thought, that must be some shit coffee
35:00 <robot> how much coffee dematerializard, and how much ass sauce
35:00 <dematerializard> exactly
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> indian ass m8
36:00 <TheRiddler> it's in vic park
36:00 <robot> indians say mate allllllll the time
36:00 <robot> except they dont say mate they say mwate
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeh nah... its actually nice blend... their machines are good
36:00 <robot> you wan any sauce wit dat mwate
36:00 <dematerializard> just waitin for a mwate
36:00 <robot> LOL
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> is mwate next version of windows m8?
37:00 <robot> i'm imagining that exact sequence of events happening with an indian driver now
37:00 <dematerializard> gday cobber, why are you parked up on the kerb outside this person house
37:00 <dematerializard> just waiting for a mwate
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah fark it its top early... i gotta go out for a fews hrs 
38:00 <dematerializard> he's in there, he ordered a lak
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> too early
38:00 <robot> get amongst it george
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> even for a coffee
38:00 <robot> get into some havoc
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ok 
38:00 <dematerializard> rediscover your youth
38:00 <robot> take pics
38:00 <robot> get some numbers
38:00 <robot> report back in 12 hrs
39:00 <TheRiddler> Bencia in east vic park
39:00 <dematerializard> what did you just call me
39:00 <dematerializard> i'll smash yourhead in
39:00 <TheRiddler> went there and bought pork belly pizza
41:00 <TheRiddler> was so good
41:00 <TheRiddler> where is sezz
41:00 <dematerializard> these tv shows with pretty people marryign eachother on first sight make me feel very insecure
41:00 <TheRiddler> yeah why are they all pretty
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <dematerializard> "we picked 10 random people"
42:00 <dematerializard> all fucking toned, muscly, big tits and ass
42:00 <amelia> look güd on TV
42:00 <dematerializard> the average punter is about 10-20kg overweight and doesnt shave their fucking chest
42:00 <couleurs> 10 random people from 100 preselected amateur models bro
42:00 <TheRiddler> go da dees
42:00 <couleurs> go da dees
43:00 <amelia> i shave ma chest
43:00 <dematerializard> i wish youwouldnt
43:00 <couleurs> pics
43:00 <dematerializard> i love running my fingers through it
43:00 <amelia> yum
43:00 <TheRiddler> I trim mine
43:00 <couleurs> hot
43:00 <amelia> pix
44:00 <TheRiddler> dont want to look like gorrila
44:00 <dematerializard> TheRiddler has about 5x the testosterone i have
44:00 <TheRiddler> :p
44:00 <dematerializard> i am smooth as a babies bum
44:00 <dematerializard> he would make strong children
45:00 <couleurs> i'm a children
45:00 <Serenity> hello I am here, we just got back from rotto
46:00 <TheRiddler> what was it like
46:00 <TheRiddler> I bought something from coles you might not like to hear
47:00 <Serenity> was it a tarantula or something
47:00 <Serenity> rotto was good we rode all over.. fucking wrecked
47:00 <Clarkson> [09:06:31] biggest mistake is fucking around with all the fucking handballing instead of booting the ball
47:00 <robot> oh you went to rottnest?
47:00 <TheRiddler> no it's food
48:00 <robot> did you play quokka soccer?
48:00 <TheRiddler> it's peanut butter and jam maxibon
48:00 <dematerializard> i will play soccer with your skull robot
48:00 <robot> easy tiger
48:00 <Serenity> jesus effing hell TheRiddler yumm
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <Serenity> no robot because im not a dick
48:00 <Clarkson> fukn rick shaw operator cunt
48:00 <TheRiddler> see what I mean
49:00 <robot> yeah i wasn't actually serious about kicking an animal
49:00 <Serenity> i had a small scoop of simmos ice cream today it was so good
49:00 <TheRiddler> I'm thinking about dying my hair red white n blue
50:00 <dematerializard> do it
50:00 <TheRiddler> should I do it?
50:00 <Serenity> yeah go on
50:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to need someone to help me do it
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <amelia> robots jokes arent funny
51:00 <dematerializard> nah just chuck all the dye into a bucket and then wiggle your head around inside it
51:00 <dematerializard> done
51:00 <TheRiddler> probably get my oldest sister
51:00 <dematerializard> is she cute?
51:00 <amelia> does she put eggs in her ass?
51:00 <dematerializard> ignore amelia
51:00 <dematerializard> my question is more important
51:00 <amelia> mine is clearly more important
52:00 <dematerializard> excuse me it is not
52:00 <TheRiddler> dont know and no
52:00 <amelia> answer the question riddler, eggs in ass?
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <amelia> how do you kno she doesn't?
52:00 <amelia> she prob says no to you puting eggs in ass
52:00 <dematerializard> if she does that's kind of hot
52:00 <amelia> she would be lying
52:00 <TheRiddler> because it's heredity
52:00 <TheRiddler> *not
52:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH
52:00 <dematerializard> and kind of re-enforces needing to know whether she is cute
53:00 <robot> amelia laughs like a witch
53:00 <amelia> I'm gettin so much many giggles tonight
53:00 <robot> so much many
53:00 <dematerializard> r u havin a laf
53:00 <amelia> i yam
54:00 <Matthew> i love you babyyyy
54:00 <dematerializard> no you dont
54:00 <amelia> and if its quite alright
55:00 <dematerializard> this woman on tv is a reptilian
56:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bkVCoQNsIU
57:00 <robot> i'm quite fond of tits.
57:00 <dematerializard> motion seconded
57:00 <dematerializard> i appreciate a nice pair of mammaries
59:00 <amelia> ass is better
59:00 <dematerializard> disagree entirely
59:00 <robot> get out amelia
59:00 <robot> ur banned
59:00 <robot> `ban amelia
59:00 <dematerializard> although butts are nice too i suppose
59:00 <amelia> band
59:00 <amelia> bums are sexy
59:00 <Clarkson> fuck your mother bitch
59:00 <amelia> woah
59:00 <dematerializard> holy shit Clarkson calm down mate
59:00 <Clarkson> to have poo hole sex
00:00 <amelia> attitude
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <TheRiddler> would you fuck someone from behind amelia? :p
01:00 <dematerializard> i think she might
01:00 <TheRiddler> to perve at the ass
01:00 <dematerializard> if you ask nicely
01:00 <amelia> like with a strap on?
01:00 <amelia> no
01:00 <TheRiddler> with whatever
01:00 <dematerializard> a zuccini
01:00 <amelia> i like to look at an ass
01:00 <Doodle> a traffic cone
01:00 <amelia> i dun wanna fuck one
02:00 <amelia> i jus want to appreciate it
02:00 <amelia> nicr big round firm bootay
02:00 <dematerializard> speaking of traffic cones in asses
02:00 <dematerializard> hi ooomp
03:00 <ooomp> You want me to shove one up yours?
03:00 <dematerializard> promise?
03:00 <ooomp> Because I'll gladly do that
03:00 <dematerializard> woohoo@
03:00 <ooomp> In fact why stop at 1
03:00 <dematerializard> ok lets not get carried away here
04:00 <dematerializard> there is a thin lizzie ad on tv and its making me distrust women intesely
04:00 <dematerializard> +n
04:00 <Matthew> does it make you feel good? does it make you feel good? does it make your feel good??? babyyy.. rocking for myselfff babyyy
12:00 <Matthew> good evening to the marvelous Maurice
22:00 <TheRiddler> here you go amelia
22:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/uy35cpejtylc62g/WIN_20160424_18_45_53_Pro.jpg?dl=0
23:00 <TheRiddler> my chest lol
23:00 <dematerializard> if this isnt a nice pair of tits
23:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
23:00 <dematerializard> you're banned
23:00 <amelia> crack me up
24:00 <thestig> nice chest does it come in mens?
24:00 <dematerializard> thats it
24:00 <dematerializard> you're out
26:00 <TheRiddler> how do I change the permission to windows 10
26:00 <TheRiddler> +s
26:00 <TheRiddler> I cant open the windowsapps folder or change the permissions in security tab
27:00 <TheRiddler> to access it
28:00 <faux> y is ash showin us his boobs
28:00 <Matthew> breasts
29:00 <TheRiddler> says I need to provide administer permission
29:00 <swazowers> hello
29:00 <TheRiddler> amelia said pix
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> how are you faux
29:00 <faux> i am well
29:00 <faux> and you
29:00 <TheRiddler> cool
30:00 <TheRiddler> I'm pretty good
30:00 <faux> excellent
30:00 <amelia> asheh follows thru when i request pics
30:00 <swazowers> hello
30:00 <faux> hello
30:00 <faux> w
30:00 <swazowers> lol
30:00 <swazowers> hellowww
30:00 <faux> hellooww
30:00 <amelia> you did it wrong you tossa
30:00 <swazowers> oh
30:00 <swazowers> please teach
31:00 <TheRiddler> how?
31:00 <amelia> off wif your head
31:00 <faux> wif of me butt
31:00 <swazowers> oh
31:00 <TheRiddler> is there any other way to take a pix of chest
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <amelia> well
31:00 <swazowers> yes
31:00 <faux> see my vest see my vest
31:00 <faux> made from real TheRiddler chest
31:00 <swazowers> lol
33:00 <faux> grizzzzzly bear underwear
33:00 <dematerializard> no
33:00 <swazowers> what is the proper etiquette
33:00 <swazowers> and protocol
33:00 <faux> smd
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
34:00 <amelia> hi super nintendo chalmers
34:00 <TheRiddler> just the tip
35:00 <swazowers> ok
35:00 <TheRiddler> is your super nintendo names chalmers
35:00 <TheRiddler> do you still have 1 even
35:00 <dematerializard> just the tip
37:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/ABNzSNlB6Yw
37:00 <swazowers> ^ 
37:00 <amelia> chalmers face after he says it ahah
38:00 <swazowers> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF0Havte3Os
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <Picard> Rapeeporn Sakdarak <[email protected]>   unfortunate name
38:00 <Picard> and a thai chic lol
38:00 <amelia> bwahahahah "yes."
39:00 <TheRiddler> why is my favourite youtuber haven't released her final episode yet :(
39:00 <Matthew> how distasteful
39:00 <Picard> tell her parents Matthew not me
39:00 <TheRiddler> for the game
40:00 <TheRiddler> ew
40:00 <TheRiddler> pls stop typing Picard
40:00 <Matthew> Tigers going well...
40:00 <swazowers> TheRidller let me guess, it is a young girl with dyed hair who plays games or reviews anime
40:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
40:00 <swazowers> and speaks with a hgh pitched voice
40:00 <amelia> blue hair in piggy tails
40:00 <dematerializard> guaranteed
40:00 <swazowers> possibly has cleavage on display
41:00 <TheRiddler> it's a woman who plays games
41:00 <TheRiddler> no facecam
41:00 <dematerializard> does she have neon purple/blue hair
41:00 <Serenity> long as its not fucking boxy
41:00 <Clarkson> and movers n shit
41:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/user/TheRPGMinx/featured
41:00 <dematerializard> so yes
41:00 <dematerializard> RPGMinx == purple hair
41:00 <dematerializard> case closed
42:00 <swazowers> whoa
42:00 <dematerializard> also dont knock boxxy
42:00 <swazowers> that is not the voice I was expecting
42:00 <dematerializard> she is the queen
42:00 <Serenity> i will do whatever i want ty
42:00 <Picard> TheRiddler get out of the house and get a root
42:00 <TheRiddler> she's got dark humour
42:00 <Picard> being a virgin makes u angry
42:00 <TheRiddler> very*
42:00 <Picard> Matthew about as well as the bombers
42:00 <Serenity> you know what makes people angrier than being a virgin
42:00 <Serenity> being married and not getting laid
42:00 <dematerializard> ^^^
42:00 <Serenity> inatrite
42:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not a virgin because my penis can actually reach the vag
43:00 <dematerializard> haha Riddler
43:00 <Matthew> yeah... but you've still got your best 12 players playing... and we beat Melbourne two weeks ago
43:00 <dematerializard> D E ST R O Y E D
43:00 <swazowers> “She has yet to share her face or other more intimate details on the internet because she has not yet decided if she wants to deal with the publicity in her every day life. Although her true appearance is unknown, the most common and accepted depiction is tall with brown hair and purple highlights. “
43:00 <Matthew> so yeah... "about as well"
43:00 <swazowers> “Entoan (one of the people that Minx play with) stated in one of her Gmod Murder videos that she was short and he was too, though Minx has tweeted that she is 6'1 and KrismPro describes her as being fairly chubby.” 
43:00 <swazowers> oh ok
43:00 <Serenity> that was a brutal call by TheRiddler, what will picard retaliate with
43:00 <TheRiddler> hi StrangeLittleGirl
43:00 <Matthew> Gloria Estefan
43:00 <Picard> Matthew thats correct, its like wining gold at the special olympics, end of the day you are still aretard
43:00 <dematerializard> excuseme TheRiddler thats my girlfriend you are addressing
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <Picard> TheRiddler fucking your mum when she passes out drunk doesnt count
44:00 <dematerializard> he's still getting more than you Picard
45:00 <Picard> dematerializard U want me to start on you?
45:00 <TheRiddler> how doesn't it count if still get wet dick
45:00 <Maurice> You couldn't even start a lawn mower
45:00 <Maurice> Nevermind an internet fight
45:00 <dematerializard> i love how I can be anywhere in WA and still see Picard get destroyed
45:00 <Picard> so u are ok with fucking your mum?
46:00 <Matthew> I don't like your vulgarity
46:00 <couleurs> hehe i love it when TheRiddler burns Picard 
46:00 <TheRiddler> are you ok if I fuck your mum instead?
46:00 <dematerializard> haha
46:00 <Picard> i dont like your homosexuality
46:00 <dematerializard> good lord
46:00 <Picard> but i tolerate you
46:00 <Serenity> look rooting your mum is pre gross but a roots a root ok
46:00 <dematerializard> only because you think he'll let you fuck him
46:00 <Serenity> it all counts
46:00 <robot> i'm baaaack
46:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of homosexuality do you like Picard?
47:00 <robot> who missed me
47:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
47:00 <robot> apart from faux
47:00 <couleurs> wb rabet
47:00 <dematerializard> i did
47:00 <Serenity> picard did
47:00 <dematerializard> with every bullet so far
47:00 <robot> thx colours
47:00 <amelia> no one fuck off
47:00 <swazowers> lol
47:00 <robot> shhh
47:00 <swazowers> good one
48:00 <dematerializard> please stop abusing your bold privleges
48:00 <Matthew> Picard in his cunt of a mood suddenly turns into a homophobe after begging me to meet him in his hotel room to suck his dick
48:00 <Matthew> make your mind up spastic
48:00 <Picard> Serenity thats wrong on so many levels
48:00 <TheRiddler> Picard feels a throbbing from his button when he talks to amelia
48:00 <Serenity> isnt it just
48:00 <dematerializard> hahaha'
48:00 <amelia> please stop being you
48:00 <Picard> begging?
48:00 <Picard> Matthew dont flatter yourself lad
48:00 <dematerializard> see i know how this all works
48:00 <Serenity> loll
48:00 <Matthew> no flattering needed at all... just exposing your extreme hypocrisy 
49:00 <amelia> uhhh! Picards mcfallen
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freak
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
49:00 <dematerializard> sup k9
50:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
50:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/T3YzNeRPqLg
50:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of k9
51:00 <dematerializard> no
51:00 <TheRiddler> I saw the most amazing vid of a girl getting humped by a dog on the side of a busy street
51:00 <TheRiddler> in plain site of everyone
51:00 <Matthew> Serenity should be delighted with Carlton's rare win in Perth
51:00 <Serenity> Picard if Matthew gave you a gobby would you return the favour or blow n run
51:00 <nevs> woop amelia
51:00 <amelia> how does no one in the shop laugh at her
51:00 <dematerializard> link me TheRiddler
51:00 <nevs> im a big o&a/o&j fan
51:00 <amelia> i luff her
52:00 <dematerializard> picard would shoot and scoot
52:00 <dematerializard> for sure
52:00 <dematerializard> he's reached that depth of desperation
52:00 <couleurs> lmao extended video
53:00 <nevs> haha
53:00 <nevs> ive mcfallen
53:00 <amelia> I knew you would luff it cereals
53:00 <Serenity> the fck is wrong with that woman
53:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <Picard> Serenity no
53:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.pornsocket.com/media-gallery/34136-fun-dog.html?category_id=15
53:00 <dematerializard> thanks riddler
53:00 <amelia> she so funny ahahahahahahaa when she stacks it
53:00 <Matthew> it's like a prayerrr I'll take you theree
53:00 <nevs> tbh ive been to maccas and they were out of hashbrowns
53:00 <couleurs> Give Me The McLobster or I'll McFall
54:00 <nevs> and ive felt almost as pissed
54:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHA
54:00 <TheRiddler> dw you dont see anything really bad
54:00 <robot> i got burnt today, i drank 2 massive glasses of water when i got home and i just peed out like 2 drops
54:00 <Serenity> i actually need about 12 hashbrowns in my life
54:00 <TheRiddler> I think she's clothed
54:00 <amelia> they don't have any mclobster
54:00 <TheRiddler> I am mclobstin
54:00 <couleurs> i love when she falls over she apologises for falling over
54:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
54:00 <couleurs> sorry i'll get up now
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
55:00 <nevs> i had a pretty similar face plant call at like 5am this morning getting home ha
55:00 <wfoxd> That's good idea with McLobster
55:00 <nevs> so im told anyways
55:00 <amelia> bwabahaahahahah 2x vodka cruiser's last night neville?
55:00 <nevs> 1 and a half!
55:00 <dematerializard> hey vodka cruisers are sneaky
56:00 <dematerializard> dont underestimate them
56:00 <amelia> haha
56:00 <nevs> i did my usual fall asleep in my boxers holding a half eaten servo sausage roll
56:00 <Serenity> you can get sugar free ones now too.. so you can shit yourself to death while getting drunk
56:00 <nevs> much classy
56:00 <Matthew> welcome to Zade
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity
56:00 <amelia> damn you're a catch
56:00 <nevs> dreamboat
57:00 <Zade> hello Matthew
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <nevs> status: dreamboat
57:00 <amelia> irresistable
58:00 <Matthew> oh it's the delightful katatonic_kate01 ... didn't see you there x
58:00 <TheRiddler> is it me or do girls like quirky things about guys?
58:00 <TheRiddler> more
58:00 <nevs> in my experience
58:00 <TheRiddler> I like his dimples
58:00 <nevs> moreso money and dick size
58:00 <amelia> depends wot you call "quirky"
58:00 <nevs> (just saying)
58:00 <Serenity> if by quirky you mean things down your dickhole
58:00 <Serenity> im gonna go with no
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <amelia> exactly
59:00 <Picard> Matthew would u swallow?
59:00 <TheRiddler> "I love how he looks when sleeping"
59:00 <amelia> stop tryna pass off shoving eggs up your bum as "quirky" on pof ash
59:00 <TheRiddler> etc
59:00 <nevs> i wouldnt have worked so hard all these years if chicks were just into quirky shit
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <Matthew> you're asking "would you" like I've never done it before...
59:00 <Serenity> what who shoved an egg up their butt
59:00 <nevs> i would have just learned to juggle instead
59:00 <TheRiddler> not me
59:00 <Matthew> "do you" would be the more appropriate question starter
59:00 <TheRiddler> maybe miley cyrus
00:00 <TheRiddler> :P
00:00 <Picard> lol Matthew
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey matthew - sup?
01:00 <nevs> chicks dig guys with bow staff skills
01:00 <nevs> i know that much
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol and drawing skills!
01:00 <TheRiddler> I think amelia wants to date chicken boys for free eggs :P
01:00 <amelia> for free chickens to then turn into lifetime supply of schnitzel
02:00 <Serenity> mmm schnitty
02:00 <Serenity> want
02:00 <Serenity> so bad
02:00 <nevs> im so fkn full of roast pork even talking about food makes my stomach hurt
02:00 <TheRiddler> I'm eating honey mustard chicken
02:00 <partay> who doesnt love a 5 day weekend 
02:00 <amelia> mmmmm
02:00 <partay> nevs not to mention the crackling right ?
03:00 <nevs> bro
03:00 <nevs> so much crackling
03:00 <nevs> i salted the shit out ofit
03:00 <amelia> crackle causes fights
03:00 <partay> heart attack never tasted so good 
03:00 <nevs> it was worth it
03:00 <amelia> you ate all thr crackle
03:00 <partay> indeed
03:00 <nevs> no fights in my house
03:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think I've had crackling
03:00 <nevs> everyone else is a lightweight
03:00 <partay> im a crackling cracker
03:00 <amelia> TheRiddler
03:00 <TheRiddler> I've had pork n pork belly
03:00 <amelia> get out
03:00 <nevs> yea i roasted some pork belly with it too
03:00 <partay> TheRiddler you have never lived 
04:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9j6adGYrUM
04:00 <Serenity> me on cheat day
04:00 <dematerializard> crackling is disgusting and anyone who likes it is also disgusting
04:00 <nevs> [22:03] <TheRiddler> I dont think I've had crackling
04:00 <nevs> wat
04:00 <nevs> your whole worlds about to change
04:00 <TheRiddler> If I get the chance to try it again I will
05:00 <amelia> dats me every day
05:00 <amelia> dematerializard off with your head
05:00 <nevs> theres nothing worse than when you eat someone elses roast pork and they dont know how to get the crackling right
05:00 <dematerializard> bring it on
05:00 <dematerializard> i'm not scared
05:00 <nevs> and its just shit and chewy
05:00 <Clarkson> well fuck this im tired, dont wank over me why im gone u faggot cunt
05:00 <amelia> ok wot about now
06:00 <dematerializard> mmm no
06:00 <amelia> yes, true, badly cooked pork crackle is def worse than rape
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t understand crackling….. it just seems weird eating fat…. pork fat…  
06:00 <partay> if you cant crackle right you're no friend of mine 
06:00 <nevs> statistically worse than rape and african aids
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i prefer fat in food to be hidden
06:00 <nevs> katatonic_kate01 youre a dat denier
06:00 <nevs> fat denier
07:00 <partay> kate you dont like salty pork ?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol naw i embrace fat…. just not visable
07:00 <dematerializard> she also embraces fats
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope, don’t like pork as in chops n’ baked dinners
07:00 <Serenity> worst animal fat on the planet = chicken fat
07:00 <Serenity> yuck!
07:00 <nevs> also the measurements are
07:00 <nevs> 1 cup of apple sauce
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> no DUCK FAT
07:00 <nevs> to 1 peice of pork
07:00 <amelia> kate will disagree with anything you say
07:00 <Serenity> duck fats ace to roas tatoes in
08:00 <amelia> jus to disagree
08:00 <partay> MKR at nevs pad
08:00 <Serenity> roast
08:00 <amelia> the sky is blue
08:00 <nevs> haha partay
08:00 <amelia> no its not
08:00 <nevs> i cook a lot
08:00 <dematerializard> actually amelia the sky is not blue
08:00 <nevs> i was studying to be a chef, but weed
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> amelia suck my dick
08:00 <partay> yah weed
08:00 <Clarkson> i apologise man i just scared the fuck out of you, i just woke up uh in your crawl space to tip toe to the bathroom without being seen
08:00 <amelia> you can fuck right off dematerializard
08:00 <Clarkson> [09:33:11] what is your phone number mew , cause i like a tight ass
08:00 <dematerializard> hahaaha
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ve always maintained that i hate visable animal fat
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t even eat bacon fat *vomit*
08:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker is walking like hes been fucked by a strainer post
09:00 <Serenity> Im trying not to laugh
09:00 <nevs> do you eat bacon though?
09:00 <dematerializard> why did you fuck him with a strainer post?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas i eat bacon!
09:00 <Serenity> I absolutely did not
09:00 <dematerializard> im pretty sure you did
09:00 <dematerializard> hence the tales
09:00 <partay> i would cook a meal of bacon fat 
09:00 <partay> Mmmmm
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> just not pork… i eat ham and bacon and that’s it
09:00 <Serenity> i dont eat any fat off any meat
09:00 <Serenity> yuck
09:00 <partay> the fat is the best bit 
10:00 <nevs> correct!
10:00 <partay> i eat everyoneleses fat
10:00 <nevs> my cracking is so on point, it raises like 3cm
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> it tastes fucking rank!
10:00 <Serenity> i dont really like pork much either
10:00 <Serenity> and i love bacon and ham
10:00 <dematerializard> my dick has a moderate fat coating
10:00 <Clarkson> facebooking irc randoms is a bad idea. this place is like a fucking mental asylum. i need more time.
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom dem
10:00 <partay> nevs you are all your cracked up to be 
10:00 <nevs> you probs just havent had it cooked right
10:00 <dematerializard> just a little bit chewy
10:00 <partay> a big bed sheet of crackling 
11:00 <nevs> also bubble and squeek tomorrow night is win
11:00 <partay> the cook made crumbed chicken and potato bake tonight 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh depends what’s in the bubble n sqeek
11:00 <partay> was good.. but no crackling 
11:00 <GoldSpade> too bad if she's not in the mood
12:00 <nevs> i had crumbed chicken last week but instead of bread crumbs it was crushed pine nuts
12:00 <nevs> was pretty good
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> panko crumbs are the best
12:00 <partay> she uses the japanses breadcrumbs 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> hands down
12:00 <amelia> SCHNITZEL
12:00 <partay> k8 BAM 
12:00 <dematerializard> you are
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
12:00 <nevs> im pretty over chicken tbh
12:00 <partay> they are 
12:00 <amelia> nevs get out
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do a garlic egg wash…. coat the chicken in that then bread crumbs
13:00 <nevs> i mean i love chicken but ive cooked it every fkn way possible
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> gets a bit boring after a while
13:00 <partay> yep.. flour, egg, crumb, cook eat 
13:00 <nevs> yea
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ve been loving lamb cutlets recently
13:00 <nevs> yass
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> marinate em in something with garlic
14:00 <nevs> preston market i got 2 big racks for $20
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> always awesome
14:00 <nevs> straight to the deep freeze
14:00 <partay> Picard must be salivating
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> CHEAP
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i got 6 the other day for like 12 bucks.. still that was cheap
14:00 <dematerializard> picard is too busy pm'ing Matthew in the hopes he can salvage his booty call relationship
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> matthew wouldn’t scrape that low
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t think anyone would, to be honest 
15:00 <partay> yah its game over for picards pecker 
15:00 <Clarkson> get a job, fuck wit
15:00 <dematerializard> he's on skype to him right now
15:00 <dematerializard> "take me back baby"
15:00 <dematerializard> "i brought you toast"
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways…. shellac nail polish
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s my new fave thing
17:00 <nevs> sounds fancy
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah just stays on longer and no chips!
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> I feel a bit like a 1950’s house wife
17:00 <nevs> ha
17:00 <Picard> im idle for () Idle 1005 seconds, yet partay still obsesses over me ----->  <partay> yah its game over for picards pecker 
17:00 <nevs> hair in rollers
17:00 <Picard> u sad sorry loser cunt.
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> hair is already curly so no need… don’t think i brushed it today lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> just wacked it up in a bun
18:00 <dematerializard> k9 do you wear purple lipstick
18:00 <partay> 1005 secs or 16 mins ?
18:00 <dematerializard> and wear polkadot dresses?
18:00 <partay> which is it Picard
19:00 <nevs> i miss having hair heh
19:00 <nevs> ive shaved my head since i was like 16
19:00 <Picard> its what it say, moron
19:00 <partay> what?
19:00 <dematerializard> what it is
19:00 <partay> what was it
26:00 <nevs> i need to ban myself from ebay
26:00 <nevs> http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjIwWDEwMDA=/z/Q3AAAOSwvFZW7T3b/$_12.JPG
26:00 <nevs> yass
26:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <nevs> dont judge me ha
30:00 <couleurs> sik
30:00 <couleurs> wot siZe
30:00 <dematerializard> 9
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> may gawd, can you pick better shoes?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> my*
32:00 <dematerializard> rip Picard
32:00 <TheRiddler> https://nestaquin.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/wooden_clogs.jpg
32:00 <TheRiddler> these are my shoes
32:00 <Serenity> i want to be put down if i ever get as old as picard
33:00 <dematerializard> i would want a full term abortion if i knew i was picard
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sgarn on fellas
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im back. from me sojourne
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sgarn
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sgarn
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> happy anzac day chaps
37:00 <amelia> did someone 1r meet you
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> only 2 grls
39:00 <robot> poofs.
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> this time m8
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> slow night
39:00 <amelia> ah bl
40:00 <partay> picard at the mardi-gras
40:00 <partay> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1461501365179.jpg
40:00 <couleurs> Lol
40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> had to get home m8
41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> left the heetr on
42:00 <nevs> couleurs us13
43:00 <nevs> ha kate
43:00 <nevs> i like the colourways on them
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> color climax
44:00 <dematerializard> ever orgasmed so hard you temporary lost vision?
45:00 <nevs> haha
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> teen tyra
45:00 <nevs> ive seen stars before
46:00 <couleurs> DaTs BiG Yo
46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i usually save a few days before i go to massage
46:00 <nevs> those poor women
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeh
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> extra load m8
48:00 <dematerializard> wb Floors
52:00 <robot> how is everyone doin
53:00 <nevs> tired and hungover
53:00 <nevs> yourself?
53:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
54:00 <robot> ahhh tired, really.
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im vaping
56:00 <nevs> yahuh
56:00 <dematerializard> im dildoing my asshole with a warmed up glass implement
56:00 <Clarkson> masterate , masterbated what the hell 
58:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XOrYTltuaU
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> is there anyone normal left
06:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/WWMjRMJ0dTI
06:00 <dematerializard> this is the music amelia humps to
06:00 <nevs> amelia perfect
06:00 <amelia> fuck yeah i do
06:00 <Clarkson> wake up bitches
07:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz81aRTqSws
08:00 <dematerializard> my guns go boom, but your guns go blaow
08:00 <amelia> how funky is big l
08:00 <dematerializard> quite
08:00 <nevs> he was great
09:00 <nevs> gone way too soon
09:00 <nevs> a smooth kid thatll run up in ya baby mother
09:00 <amelia> superstar
09:00 <amelia> i show you my fave wu track
09:00 <amelia> best sample
10:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZqkktEdLvs
10:00 <nevs> fav wu track? its hard to pick just one
10:00 <nevs> i really like bells of war
10:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/kPXy-yHkULw
10:00 <nevs> but theres so many classics
10:00 <nevs> yea thats a classic for sure
11:00 <nevs> amelia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JeNhmJYv7I
11:00 <robot> sometimes amelia makes black gang signs to other drivers when shes on the way to work like she grew up in the hood
11:00 <amelia> wendy rene sample
11:00 <robot> they just wind up their windows n pretend they dont see her
11:00 <nevs> yup
11:00 <dematerializard> lol
11:00 <amelia> bwahahahahah i really should be black instead of lil blonde white girl
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on
12:00 <amelia> i love near the end of the original neville
12:00 <TheRiddler> bbc
12:00 <amelia> I shall find the minute mark
12:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4gQP5r4IyU
13:00 <nevs> fucking time machine shit
13:00 <amelia> 2.35
13:00 <TheRiddler> dont alot of white blonde girls have black bfs
13:00 <TheRiddler> :p
13:00 <amelia> To 2.40
13:00 <dematerializard> amelia dreams of being drilled by a bbc
14:00 <amelia> cos i like hip hop?
14:00 <dematerializard> precisely
14:00 <amelia> I wouldn't dream of it, I'd jus go out and get it if thats wot I wanted
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, because you’re a whore and whores live black cock 
14:00 <Clarkson> random fat fuck
14:00 <TheRiddler> llol
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:00 <dematerializard> excuse me, amelia is a hore
14:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUPCEuTAqQM
14:00 <dematerializard> not a whore
15:00 <nevs> fuck i wish it wasnt sunday i feel like doing a mix ha
15:00 <TheRiddler> a hore not a whore
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> who doesn’t like black cock… gawd
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <nevs> ikr
15:00 <nevs> i mean..
15:00 <TheRiddler> a horse
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> um no
15:00 <amelia> bwahahahah the white guy at beginning of clip
15:00 <nevs> haha
15:00 <dematerializard> i just saw don davis in this arnie movie
16:00 <dematerializard> i wish i brought stargate with me
16:00 <TheRiddler> there's a ezy video booth at gull
17:00 <dematerializard> anybody who doesnt like stargate should kill theirselves
17:00 <dematerializard> immediately
17:00 <partay> lol video ezy
17:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDbiYHxrtBU
18:00 <nevs> classsssic
18:00 <partay> they would never let me take 3 overnighters at once
18:00 <amelia> rugged is joy
18:00 <partay> whats the difference if i copy them tonight of tomorrow night ?
18:00 <partay> or*
18:00 <partay> they didnt like that
19:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG18Q29MGSc
19:00 <nevs> bang
19:00 <nevs> bloodshed hua hoo!
19:00 <amelia> neville do you like this https://youtu.be/2PNmicKj2_0
20:00 <amelia> the beat makes me happy
20:00 <nevs> amelia duck down is my favourite label of all time
20:00 <nevs> i have a sean price tattoo
20:00 <nevs> haha
20:00 <nevs> my media room is literally like a duck down shrine
21:00 <amelia> ahaahaah
21:00 <amelia> superb
21:00 <nevs> ill take pics at some stage its almost to the point its embarrasing ha
21:00 <TheRiddler> reminds of this rediculous show
21:00 <Floss> Don't you fuckin
21:00 <Clarkson> you think speaking in riddles and shit makes u seem more sophisticated or something
22:00 <amelia> pic now
22:00 <dematerializard> Floss will you come give me cuddles
22:00 <nevs> ha
22:00 <partay> Ive never even heard of duck down 
23:00 <nevs> ill take one of the decks
23:00 <Floss> I'm fucked
23:00 <partay> Floss good to know 
23:00 <dematerializard> that's not my problem
23:00 <partay> ass problem again ?
24:00 <Floss> My poor broken arse
24:00 <partay> give it a rest
24:00 <amelia> omgosh
25:00 <dematerializard> he doesnt actually hate you
25:00 <dematerializard> he luffs you
25:00 <amelia> he definitely luff me
25:00 <knife> lol dont blame robot
25:00 <amelia> I'll snap your neck knife
25:00 <knife> ;(
25:00 <dematerializard> snap ya
26:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSD59fqYdPA
27:00 <nevs> amelia http://imgur.com/d2xYCw1
27:00 <amelia> you lil fanboy haha
27:00 <nevs> haha
27:00 <amelia> looks the goodness
28:00 <amelia> nike & vinyls
28:00 <nevs> where most of my money goes
29:00 <nevs> and shoes
29:00 <nevs> heh
30:00 <amelia> ahahaah
30:00 <amelia> cant complain with that
31:00 <nevs> gotta collect something i guess
33:00 <amelia> yah, better than heroin
33:00 <nevs> haha thats a good point
33:00 <amelia> ahahaha
33:00 <nevs> ill use that tomorrow when the boss finds out i spent 500 on kicks again
34:00 <nevs> "would you rather me buying HEROIN"
34:00 <amelia> bwahahaha wot she spend it on
34:00 <amelia> paint!
34:00 <nevs> thats like a 50 year stock of paint haha
35:00 <amelia> tell her would she prefer you buy hookers
36:00 <nevs> hookers and heroin
38:00 <dematerializard> for the record, hookers and cocaine are worthy spend objects
38:00 <nevs> haha
39:00 <amelia> ok Lamar
39:00 <nevs> ive spent 0 on one of those things
39:00 <nevs> and probably 10s of thousands on the other in my younger days
39:00 <Maurice> Wtf
39:00 <Maurice> Where do you get free coke from
39:00 <amelia> coke up your butt
39:00 <Doodle> :/
40:00 <Floss> I need ice
40:00 <amelia> woah
40:00 <nevs> haha
40:00 <Floss> Water ice not drug ice
40:00 <amelia> oh
40:00 <Floss> I've had enough drugs lol
41:00 <Floss> I'm pretty sure I spent the day watching the chickens and drinking jamesons
41:00 <Maurice> I'm still functioning, not sure I've had enough
41:00 <Trevor> hmm this is going to be pretty neat
41:00 <Trevor> just bought one of these bad bois
42:00 <Trevor> http://www.thecus.com/product.php?PROD_ID=104
42:00 <Trevor> and uhh, 4x 4tb drives
42:00 <nevs> nas?
42:00 <Trevor> yea
42:00 <nevs> yep nas
42:00 <nevs> nice
42:00 <Trevor> although raid is so fucked aye
42:00 <beehhh> boozebus
42:00 <nevs> bigtime
42:00 <Trevor> was reading that raid5 is basically broken on the larger hdd capacities
43:00 <beehhh> selfish cunt
43:00 <nevs> man to be honest ive stopped hoarding media hey
43:00 <Trevor> raid 6 is the best option, or raid 10
43:00 <nevs> like i have god knows how many hdds 
43:00 <nevs> but with hd streaming and spotify and shit
43:00 <Clarkson> but itd suck to have a vagina cause women pee all over themselves
43:00 <Trevor> yea i dont really horde much media either
43:00 <nevs> ill always buy physical cds and shit but when it comes to saving downloads 
43:00 <nevs> its less and less lately
43:00 <Trevor> just uhh we both use notebooks with 480gb ssd's
43:00 <Trevor> they're not big enough
44:00 <nevs> yea
44:00 <Trevor> i prob need about 2-3tb myself, the wife is much the same
44:00 <nevs> ive wanted to set up a nas for ages
44:00 <nevs> i still do like a tb a month data
44:00 <Trevor> i have fucking 200gb of photos... didn't realise it was that much until i thought about burning them to dvd
45:00 <Trevor> i'm on unlim nbn 100mb :P
45:00 <nevs> ;(
45:00 <nevs> fucking nbn fucking cunting rollout
45:00 <nevs> im in coburg surrounded by arseholes who can get nbn and do nothing with it
45:00 <nevs> i could take over the world with that bandwidth
46:00 <beehhh> i used to live in coburg near batman station
46:00 <beehhh> 18 renown street
46:00 <Trevor> the uhh other thing a nas will be handy for... >1tb used to backup both our notebooks
46:00 <beehhh> in 1999-2000
46:00 <nevs> yea
46:00 <Trevor> atm we're not doing backups... kinda don't like the idea of setting them up again
46:00 <Trevor> pirating photoshop is a major pita
47:00 <nevs> mine activated fine
47:00 <nevs> cc 2015
47:00 <Trevor> also umm, bittorrent sync
47:00 <nevs> theres probably a more recent one
47:00 <Trevor> dropbox is for morons
48:00 <nevs> my seed ratios would be so much better with nbn seeding ha
48:00 <nevs> i have to donate to iptorrents every month..
48:00 <Trevor> will be kool not be dependant on my laptop being online, to backup photos from my phone
49:00 <beehhh> i had my first optus phone was analoge from elizabeth street in 1996
49:00 <beehhh> the size of a brick
49:00 <amelia> where did de rains come from
49:00 <Trevor> i still have a brick phone lol
50:00 <Trevor> inmarsat isatphone pro
50:00 <dematerializard> i bless the rains down in africa
50:00 <nevs> haha Trevor
50:00 <nevs> how much do clothes cost in the matrix
51:00 <Trevor> been watching stargate atlantis for hours... never really fully watched season 5
52:00 <Trevor> sorta havent been watching it this time either but now the final ep is on my tv
53:00 <dematerializard> atlantis is only good because ming na and the guy from 28 days later
53:00 <dematerializard> every single other aspect of it is gay
53:00 <nevs> yea i never watched atlantis
53:00 <dematerializard> wait no
53:00 <dematerializard> thats not atlantis
53:00 <dematerializard> thats universe
53:00 <Trevor> sg-1 is way better
54:00 <dematerializard> universe is gay except for ming na and the guy from 28 days later
54:00 <Trevor> thats the only real video hording i do these days...
54:00 <dematerializard> i dont remember much of atlantis
54:00 <nevs> my hoarding has got a lot worse since i converted back to using usenet
54:00 <Trevor> keep a few tv series like that, so i can put them on a usb flash, so when im in remote places i have a collection of stuff to watch on my samsung
55:00 <dematerializard> my tv series hoarding is fairly normal
55:00 <dematerializard> movies and music however
55:00 <beehhh> a single man torn all apart just cause he could
55:00 <dematerializard> over 8tb worth
55:00 <dematerializard> and im almost out of space
55:00 <Trevor> heh dematerializard 
55:00 <Trevor> with raid 6, i basically just spent just under $900 on 8tb :/
55:00 <nevs> fuck that!
55:00 <nevs> ouch man
56:00 <Trevor> well its really 16gb without redundancy
56:00 <nevs> nah i know
56:00 <nevs> but damn
56:00 <dematerializard> mine isnt raid, but i dont really need redundancy/speed
56:00 <nevs> its like its 1995 again
56:00 <dematerializard> if a drive dies i'll just buy another and re-download
56:00 <nevs> paying that much for storage
56:00 <Trevor> nah
56:00 <Trevor> worth it
56:00 <nevs> def worth it if you can justify the spent
56:00 <Trevor> i shouldnt need to worry about storage for a number of years
56:00 <nevs> id end up buying 2 pairs of kicks and keep using my hdd docks ha
56:00 <nevs> for sure
57:00 <Trevor> well ive been using usb drives on the lappys
57:00 <nevs> ahh
57:00 <Trevor> theyre fucking annoying cause you need shit plugged in
57:00 <Clarkson> oh i see you're just being a cunt nugget
57:00 <nevs> theyre not very reliable either
57:00 <Trevor> yea no redundancy at all
57:00 <Trevor> kinda get thrown around a bit too
57:00 <nevs> ive burned two of the wd externals
57:00 <nevs> yea
58:00 <Trevor> got 802.11ac so yea
58:00 <Trevor> basically will have gbit to the nas
58:00 <Trevor> no fucking cables, and raid6
58:00 <nevs> yep
58:00 <nevs> nice
59:00 <nevs> fuck i want a smoke so bad
59:00 <Trevor> 8tb on the couch with no cables, will be pretty fucking nice
59:00 <Clarkson> i guess he could never become a sex worker
59:00 <nevs> gonna use xmb?
59:00 <Trevor> wots xmb?
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