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00:00 <faux> lmao
00:00 <faux> ffffffuck
01:00 <Liinda> night all, im buggered xx
08:00 <Skirmish> http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2lvfwk9%3E&s=9#.VwiuHvl97IU' Get tha fuck off merk mate!
09:00 <dematerialised> that the fuck is that
09:00 <Clarkson> everyone on here is fucking ugly
10:00 <nevs> hahaha
10:00 <Skirmish> It's Chris/tisk/miles etc
10:00 <dematerialised> oh right
10:00 <nevs> perfect timing Clarkson
10:00 <Clarkson> things just got part gay
10:00 <faux> lmao
10:00 <nevs> bloody hell
10:00 <faux> he makes mote sense than a lot of people on here
10:00 <faux> more&
10:00 <faux> *
10:00 <nevs> must be having an off day in that video then
11:00 <Skirmish> That's pretty normal for him.
11:00 <Skirmish> To his credit though I wouldn't be able to kick my leg that high.
11:00 <dematerialised> it's the variety of life that i enjoy most on here
11:00 <nevs> yea but who kicks like that in a fight
12:00 <nevs> thats basically a kick in the nuts
12:00 <nevs> with your balls stopping his leg from going any higher
12:00 <Skirmish> A kick in the nuts with a massive follow through where the nuts then come out the persons nose.
12:00 <dematerialised> lol
12:00 <nevs> haha
12:00 <nevs> he kicks you so hard, he actually kicks your pc off merk as well
13:00 <Skirmish> I like how he has the drunken stumble after the kick.
13:00 <nevs> no comment
13:00 <nevs> doesnt look like a 'drunken' stumble
13:00 <nevs> maybe something else
13:00 <dematerialised> lack of muscle conditioning stumble
13:00 <nevs> i need to see more videos of this dude
14:00 <Skirmish> faux has gone quiet. Probably fapping to that vid.
14:00 <dematerialised> lol
14:00 <faux> pls i saw it earlier
14:00 <faux> ur a bit late 2 the party
14:00 <dematerialised> (she fapped earlier)
15:00 <dematerialised> this is the second time i asked HJs for a caramel sundae and they've given me a thickshake
15:00 <faux> oh nevs
15:00 <dematerialised> god damn amatuers
15:00 <Skirmish> Excuse me then faux. Apologies.
15:00 <faux> i meant clarkson makes more sense
15:00 <Clarkson> and if ur hocking chains at cashies on a monday and telling us all about it chances are your an unemployed twat
15:00 <faux> not chris in the vid
15:00 <faux> lmao
15:00 <faux> he makes no sense
15:00 <nevs> oh
15:00 <nevs> haha
15:00 <nevs> right on
15:00 <faux> lollll
16:00 <nevs> it was just such perfect timing
16:00 <nevs> soon as the url drops
16:00 <nevs> <Clarkson> everyone on here is fucking ugly
16:00 <Clarkson> she started screaming like a bitch
16:00 <faux> bad
16:00 <faux> LOL
16:00 <nevs> hahah
16:00 <dematerialised> clarkson responds to certain words
16:00 <Clarkson> you cunts are dreamers
16:00 <dematerialised> he comes out with absolute gold sometimes
16:00 <nevs> so great
16:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <faux> fuck u clarky
16:00 <Clarkson> wearing baggy pants so no one can see that you shit yourself
16:00 <faux> is that what Skirmish does clarkson
16:00 <Clarkson> I've turned my character into a whore ... hussies it up with all romanceable characters
17:00 <faux> k
17:00 <Serenity> get the fuck off mirc
17:00 <Serenity> maatee
19:00 <nevs> always keep toilet paper closeby
19:00 <nevs> see the toilet paper on his couch lol
19:00 <nevs> old fucking piss cave
19:00 <Clarkson> u spread ur ass cheeks for me
21:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ7jOKFopz8 <----- Check out his youtube channel nevs.
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sockzie attacks Views: 46 Uploader: ALISID TRANCE à¥ Uploaded: Jul 10, 2015 Duration: 0m51s Rating: 5.00
21:00 <dematerialised> absolute banger
21:00 <Serenity> that poor fucking cat
22:00 <Serenity> why is his floor so dirty
22:00 <Serenity> whyyy
22:00 <Skirmish> He made a 'fuck off skirmish' track I was hoping he put up there. Can't find it though.
22:00 <nevs> haha fuck
22:00 <nevs> piss den
23:00 <dematerialised> is it just a generic techno loop with fuck off skirmish vocals?
23:00 <Skirmish> lol yeah
23:00 <dematerialised> excellent
23:00 <dematerialised> at least he is doing what he loves
23:00 <nevs> too much acid
23:00 <nevs> needs to switch to dmt
24:00 <Serenity> i wish someone would save that fucking cat
24:00 <nevs> that cat has seen some shit
24:00 <nevs> lol he wears g-unit
24:00 <Serenity> imagine if it could talk
24:00 <Serenity> far out
24:00 <nevs> it would never stop crying
25:00 <Serenity> if you walked into chris' house and saw a turd sitting on the coffee table.. it wouldnt be the first dirty thing you noticed
25:00 <nevs> haha
26:00 <nevs> you know that blokes shelved some bikkies in his time
26:00 <dematerialised> hH
26:00 <Serenity> dematerialised just had a stroke
26:00 <Serenity> andim not talking about his knob
27:00 <nevs> rip
28:00 <nevs> Jason Duril1 year ago
28:00 <nevs> Man your music is shit﻿
28:00 <nevs> lol
28:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <nevs> the sad thing is on the speakers that i have the bass sounds good
29:00 <nevs> but its a sample 
30:00 <dematerialised> just went for a quick drive, the sky looks like explosions
30:00 <dematerialised> lightning in the clouds everywhere
30:00 <Serenity> yep
30:00 <Serenity> ive been watching it out my lounge window for an hour
31:00 <Serenity> i wanna go up in the hills n take photos
31:00 <dematerialised> did that last night
31:00 <dematerialised> next time i should take my actual cameras though and not the phone
34:00 <Serenity> i was trying to make pics of my cat and the plasma ball tonight but in typical form he was being a cat and no cooperating
34:00 <Serenity> take
39:00 <Maurice> Jerks
40:00 <Maurice> I tried taking pics of mine hanging out of a suitcase but everytime she looked away
08:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA BRING ME SOLO AND DA WOOKIE! *in my best Jabba the hut voice*
17:00 <faux> shut up
17:00 <Skirmish> Sorry for interupting your channel traffic.
18:00 <faux> hehe
20:00 <Trevor> asl?
20:00 <faux> shut up
20:00 <Trevor> dtf?
25:00 <THE^DONALD> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
27:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/E3KnD93
28:00 <THE^DONALD> Trevor is a FAGGOT
28:00 <Trevor> Normally I ask guys for a kiss before I tell them that
28:00 <Trevor> u ruined my life
29:00 <THE^DONALD> GOOD.
29:00 <THE^DONALD> my aim
29:00 <THE^DONALD> to see you hang from a rope
29:00 <THE^DONALD> 1,1achieve my goal
29:00 <Trevor> fucking magnets how do they work?
35:00 <THE^DONALD> your naked bitch smack your pussy
35:00 <Clarkson> suck my dick beehhh 
35:00 <THE^DONALD> lubricate it with spit im rapin your 1,1
35:00 <Trevor> bread pitts
35:00 <THE^DONALD> your makin faces like your 1,1takin a shit
37:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Clarkson are you a shemale?
37:00 <Clarkson> its not meant to be sexy bee_girl :p
37:00 <philosopher{[x]}> sexy bee_girl on her period
40:00 <Trevor> lololololol
40:00 <Trevor> 6 or 12 months ago skirmish was saying he's going to uni...
40:00 <Trevor> i guess thats the uni
41:00 <philosopher{[x]}> avoca college? not a single person graduated and now they went shut
41:00 <philosopher{[x]}> bloody unbeliveable
42:00 <Trevor> they went shut?
42:00 <Trevor> the days of proper english are went
42:00 <philosopher{[x]}> went going and be gone
42:00 <Trevor> hey philosopher{[x]}
43:00 <Trevor> shuttup
43:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i invented the english while you guys too busy capturing the indegenious land and digging holes for gold
43:00 <Trevor> oh nice time warp on the history there...
44:00 <Trevor> when was this? 8000BC?
44:00 <philosopher{[x]}> the fuck i'd remember!
44:00 <Clarkson> Who didn't think of any fucking things.
44:00 <dematerialised> and what a shining beacon of civilisation you are beehhh
45:00 <philosopher{[x]}> yes im the prophet from the alien's territory called the last of the mohicans
46:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i got a purpose to serve
46:00 <Trevor> don't you mean meheecans?
47:00 <philosopher{[x]}> machu pichu arigato saionara namasste curry house
49:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i hope the course of nature take its revenge of what you had done to me who clearly was an innocence and a dreamer
50:00 <philosopher{[x]}> ok i take it back
50:00 <philosopher{[x]}> but wasnt pleasent feelings if i were you
10:00 <dematerialised> hi babes
53:00 <HomelessBogan-onthedole> pity you let a killer stay and let me out of the country where i miss my servo and washing slurpee machine
54:00 <HomelessBogan-onthedole> after it shrank it remained steady
11:00 <HomelessBogan-onthedole> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GMD71fcwIA
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BHUTAN - Snowman Trek, Himalayas, Trekking, Buddhism Views: 11,206 Uploader: Kevin Grange Uploaded: Feb 1, 2011 Duration: 3m0s Rating: 4.85
07:00 <NightDemon> thestig
23:00 <Student> Greetings :)
40:00 <spartan_> mens asses n penis's
42:00 <spartan_> these are a few of jons favourite things
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
49:00 <spartan_> katey
49:00 <spartan_> giv me lap dance
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> give me one first\
50:00 <spartan_> naughtee katey~
50:00 <spartan_> ??
54:00 <spartan_> shit pusher
54:00 <spartan_> kate hudson
00:00 <spartan_> kiss ur tits
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> put the crack pipe awway 
07:00 <spartan_> heheheehhehehheh
07:00 <spartan_> i luvvvv u
08:00 <ShadowLurker> what a fucking cocksmoker
08:00 <spartan_> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahh
09:00 <British^Meat> which one is this?
13:00 <spartan_> BriTiSh M
13:00 <spartan_> The Homosexual Man
13:00 <spartan_> Trevor = Taco
14:00 <spartan_> the complete bum sniffing loser
14:00 <Trevor> spartan_ = genius
14:00 <British^Meat> rattle off some more irc names mate
14:00 <British^Meat> lol
14:00 <spartan_> had sex with his uncle for 10 bucks
14:00 <Clarkson> [22:27:34] il steal ur fuckn dynamite cunt
20:00 <spartan_> shit sniffers paradise
23:00 <spartan_> mew mew
23:00 <spartan_> luvv u
23:00 <Mew> hi
23:00 <spartan_> Read your private message sector
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> again, put the crack pipe down
24:00 <spartan_> kate hudson
25:00 <Mew> whoa I only just picked it up
26:00 <partay> OMG Mew
26:00 <spartan_> i luv mew tits
26:00 <partay> I thought you were abducted by a bunch of hippies
26:00 <spartan_> they big ones
26:00 <Mew> partays glass dick is heavy tho so im gonna put it back down
27:00 <Mew> really?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <spartan_> ??????????
27:00 <partay> Mew you have a bong in the shape of my penis?
27:00 <Mew> I wouldn't call it abduction
27:00 <Mew> bong hehehe
27:00 <partay> I knew you were special 
27:00 <Mew> no
28:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 you on a mental health day at home ?
30:00 <spartan_> partay is a complete faggo
30:00 <spartan_> t
30:00 <spartan_> LOLLL
30:00 <spartan_> LOLOLOLLLLLLLLL
30:00 <partay> faggo?
30:00 <partay> ok
30:00 <spartan_> PooFteR Gutz
30:00 <spartan_> lolollllllllll
31:00 <Mew> brb sluts
34:00 <partay> spartan_ ease up champ
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw atwork
38:00 <partay> need a naked life model ?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
44:00 <partay> bumjack?
44:00 <partay> wtf?
44:00 <spartan_> mew meew
45:00 <spartan_> i miss ur tt's !!
45:00 <Mew> me too
45:00 <spartan_> i need more pix
45:00 <spartan_> naked boobz
45:00 <Mew> i had them removed
45:00 <spartan_> U LIE
45:00 <spartan_> they big ones
45:00 <spartan_> :))
46:00 <partay> spartan_ stfu
46:00 <spartan_> okies
46:00 <partay> only Mr Mew gets to enjoy Mew's mewbs 
47:00 <spartan_> i do too
47:00 <spartan_> :S
47:00 <Mew> thats just not true
47:00 <spartan_> u lie
47:00 <spartan_> !!!!!
47:00 <partay> Well Mew does too 
48:00 <partay> of course
48:00 <Mew> i meant partays statement
48:00 <spartan_> it was me birthday present
48:00 <Mew> not urs ya fukin gronk
48:00 <spartan_> i not a gronk
48:00 <spartan_> i good looking
48:00 <spartan_> :))
48:00 <Mew> LOL hi chris
48:00 <spartan_> nope
48:00 <spartan_> nnot chris
48:00 <Mew> i not chris
48:00 <spartan_> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
49:00 <spartan_> mew got smelly fenny
51:00 <Mew> fu 
51:00 <Mew> mc crusty knob
51:00 <partay> anyway.. How are you mew ?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fenny
51:00 <spartan_> hehehehehehee
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot that?
51:00 <partay> are you still living on a deserted island ?
51:00 <Mew> yeah good thx u?
51:00 <spartan_> fenny is vagina
51:00 <Mew> yup
51:00 <partay> im just dandy
51:00 <Mew> im famous here
51:00 <partay> i dont doubt that
51:00 <spartan_> i luv her
51:00 <partay> you have that movie star appeal
52:00 <spartan_> i luv her yes i do
52:00 <spartan_> i luv her yes i do mew mew fat tits!
52:00 <Mew> well thanks
52:00 <spartan_> lOlOLoLOlOLOLLOLOLoLol
52:00 <partay> Are you the mayoress of utopia ?
52:00 <partay> yet........
53:00 <spartan_> naked boobw
53:00 <spartan_> naked boobs
53:00 <partay> spartan_ are you lke .. ok... 
53:00 <Mew> nah just the hot barista grl
53:00 <partay> Ahhh.. you make a mean piccolo?
54:00 <Mew> yeah ill even write on it
54:00 <Mew> 7/10 <3
54:00 <partay> you put a live heart on my latte?
54:00 <spartan_> i wub u
54:00 <partay> love*
54:00 <Mew> and wink on delivery
55:00 <Mew> ty ty
55:00 <Mew> thx a latte ha ha ha
55:00 <spartan_> i just kiss ur bewbs
55:00 <spartan_> :))))))))))))))
55:00 <Mew> yeah no
55:00 <partay> spartan_  take a breath
56:00 <spartan_> lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
56:00 <Mew> cum on a rag have a cup of tea then return to da keyboard
56:00 <Clarkson> Plus, I liked her because she was modest and morally driven.  When I asked who was sms'ing me she described herself as "big tits and sucks cock" which turned me off too.
57:00 <spartan_> that was me
57:00 <spartan_> heheehhe
57:00 <spartan_> lolollolol
03:00 <spartan_> love to suck those tits
05:00 <spartan_> Elanoar Farrely
05:00 <spartan_> heheheh :)
26:00 <philosopher{[x]}> ralf pawtoong
27:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2011/08/17/1226116/900228-110818-assistant-treasurer-bill-shorten.jpg
27:00 <philosopher{[x]}> all the rfugees wants the best of western world
31:00 <nevs> good luck to them
31:00 <nevs> most of what we have to offer is lost on a lot of people born here anyways 
31:00 <nevs> like education. 
32:00 <philosopher{[x]}> wow...can i choose instead
32:00 <partay>  Hullo nevs
33:00 <nevs> hey mate 
35:00 <philosopher{[x]}> now there is a new planet m8 in our solar system, doesnt anybody know its name
35:00 <partay> planet Mewbs
35:00 <philosopher{[x]}> it was tokendaring who stole the baby on a pram from her mother
38:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://www.writeups.org/img/fiche/4164d.jpg
43:00 <partay> LOL
49:00 <philosopher{[x]}> students are crying for support after the avoca college went shut
05:00 <nevs> ha 
06:00 <Trevor> the use of proper english is went
15:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i wud have used gone shut if i lived in the country
17:00 <philosopher{[x]}> homeless hooker and rich ceo
17:00 <nevs> you might as well have 
20:00 <dematerialised> dead men tell no tales
20:00 <nevs> too true! 
29:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://data.whicdn.com/images/106072036/large.jpg
04:00 <TheRon> bob murphy did his acl
05:00 <TheRon> out for the season
07:00 <Mew> bloody hell bob
08:00 <TheRon> indeed
11:00 <TheRon> steak tonight
12:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> the acl injury has been confirmed for murphy has it?
12:00 <TheRon> yep
12:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> 90 secs to go and you blow you're knee out, you know it's not your day when that happens
13:00 <TheRon> very sad, playing the best footy of his career, he's 33
17:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> np:agent steel - agents of steel
21:00 <TheRon> chasing cars
22:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/13000165_10153509894523202_6259440455746108458_n.jpg?oh=8e5859bd8f383991ea65ffad47645c42&oe=57B9F94E
22:00 <TheRon> the man is wise
23:00 <TheRon> ron jeremy is a legend, he's ugly as fuck has a small penis yet fucks all these women
24:00 <Doodle> sort of like me except for the last part
24:00 <TheRon> kind of my category actually
31:00 <TheRon> five for fighting - spuperman (it's not easy)
53:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
54:00 <TheRiddler> poor bob
54:00 <TheRon> i know
54:00 <TheRon> sucks man
02:00 <TheRon> hopefully wood can pick up the slack
41:00 <TheRon> never was a cornflake girl
42:00 <TheRiddler> hai amoosia
43:00 <amelia> hay mr how jew
44:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
44:00 <TheRiddler> yourself?
44:00 <amelia> doin swell fanks
44:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/lucinda.jersey?fref=jewel if only it wasn't a fake profile
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <amelia> haha
47:00 <TheRiddler> it sent me a friend request
47:00 <Hanks> Hi Hankin Sharp here
48:00 <TheRon> don't speak, i know what you're saying
49:00 <Hanks> Wake me up b4 you go go
50:00 <Hanks> Who has been edging lately
51:00 <TheRon> i don't edge, seems to me once you get there you may aswell finish the job
58:00 <nevs> Man i really picked a bad day to quit smoking 
59:00 <TheRon> flying high?
59:00 <nevs> Nah cigs, I quit weed about 4 months ago bit actual cigs are proving harder
00:00 <TheRiddler> are you going cold turkey
00:00 <nevs> on the tram to work this morning an old lady fell infront of me and snapped her wrist in half 
00:00 <TheRiddler> ouch
00:00 <nevs> poor old duck 77yo snapped in half like an L
01:00 <TheRiddler> hopefully she was lucky and it was just a dislocation
10:00 <nevs> Nah def snapped and yea I'm going cold turkey 
10:00 <TheRiddler> how many did you smoke a day?
11:00 <TheRiddler> are you using nicabate?
11:00 <Matthew> smoking is bad mmmmmmk
12:00 <TheRiddler> watching after porn ends
12:00 <TheRiddler> only 1 ex pornstar still looks hot
13:00 <TheRiddler> well probably 2
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <TheRon> what about bob
15:00 <Doodle> bob jane?
15:00 <TheRon> no
15:00 <Matthew> Bob Saget.
16:00 <Doodle> t-maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
23:00 <TheRiddler> proffessor of porn
23:00 <TheRiddler> is a real job
24:00 <Doodle> i can just picture u saying that to a police officer
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <Matthew> janine
27:00 <TheRon> Matthew: we got essendon this week, how goods this
27:00 <nevs> I'm down to like maybe 10 a day and no nicabate
28:00 <nevs> prob should get something 
28:00 <Matthew> another easy win...ZzZz
28:00 <TheRon> cats have a great draw
29:00 <Matthew> yeah... they get kissed on the dick annually
30:00 <TheRon> gypsies tramps and thieves 
33:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The B52's - Love Shack.mp3 (4.91MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:21)
33:00 <TheRon> crunchy granola suite
34:00 <MrMark> oooer
34:00 <TheRon> good lord
36:00 <Matthew> and all this loveee... rainboww stylinggg
37:00 <TheRon> i'll be you private dancer, dancer for money
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Joe Dolce - Shaddap You Face.mp3 (2.96MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:13)
50:00 <TheRiddler> .
50:00 <TheRiddler> so amber lynn started porn with her brother
50:00 <Clarkson> youre a sad fuck
51:00 <TheRiddler> thanks clarky lol
51:00 <Clarkson> to me chad is a fucking hideous name
53:00 <Matthew> Chadwick*
53:00 <TheRon> wingard
54:00 <TheRiddler> the chad
54:00 <nevs> haha Clarkson again with the perfect timing 
54:00 <Clarkson> they are fucking massive right now awolf so no
54:00 <TheRiddler> I was wondering if she actually did porn with her brother but he was the director
23:00 <Matthew> yay TheRon left
34:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tng9qD2bY0U
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Architecture Views: 12,628 Uploader: Manor Australia Uploaded: Aug 9, 2013 Duration: 3m37s Rating: 5.00
36:00 <Snaps> turtles
36:00 <amelia> frogs
36:00 <Snaps> amelias
36:00 <amelia> burritos
36:00 <Snaps> frog burritos?
37:00 <amelia> beef burritos
37:00 <zaim> underline
37:00 <Snaps> bovine burritos
37:00 <faux> cum
37:00 <Snaps> lol
37:00 <Snaps> ruined it
37:00 <faux> oh
39:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
39:00 <amelia> too fat faux
39:00 <amelia> oh shit
39:00 <faux> excuse me
39:00 <amelia> too fat
39:00 <amelia> FUCK
39:00 <faux> lmaooo
39:00 <amelia> too far
40:00 <amelia> my fingers too fat
40:00 <faux> ya fat fuck faux
40:00 <faux> fff
40:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHHAHAA
40:00 <faux> can u heat me dinner
40:00 <amelia> do i look like a microwave to you
40:00 <faux> yes
41:00 <dematerialised> yes
41:00 <amelia> beep beep beep
41:00 <Snaps> lol amelia
41:00 <amelia> heated
41:00 <Snaps> TOO FAT
41:00 <Snaps> .
41:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
41:00 <Snaps> worst typo ever
41:00 <faux> lmao
41:00 <amelia> Bwahahahahahaha :(
41:00 <Snaps> do you chat on a phone?
41:00 <Snaps> I'm guessing
41:00 <dematerialised> super hot
41:00 <amelia> yip
42:00 <faux> thought she finally cracked from all yhe times i called her a fat fuk
42:00 <amelia> ahahahaahah
42:00 <dematerialised> i didn't realise fucks could be fat
42:00 <amelia> yes... It was a type... Yes... Thats right... Definitely not on purpose...
42:00 <faux> have u tried having sex
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <Clarkson> fat indian ass
42:00 <amelia> A type fuck sake
42:00 <Clarkson> were'd ya get it? gay kunts r us
42:00 <amelia> Phones are horrible for irc
42:00 <dematerialised> anorexic fucks
42:00 <Clarkson> is it good shit idiot?
42:00 <faux> its all i irc from
42:00 <amelia> same
43:00 <amelia> so on MV right can i tell you one of my fave parts
43:00 <amelia> MW
43:00 <dematerialised> i have irc on one of my 7 monitors
43:00 <Snaps> phones auto-complete mistakes are funny though
43:00 <Snaps> so well worth it
43:00 <faux> some are
43:00 <faux> those ones on websits are so fake now
43:00 <Snaps> there used to be some sites dedicated to that stuff
43:00 <Snaps> yeah
43:00 <amelia> when drita phones up marissa and is losing her shit like completely goin psycho
43:00 <faux> AMELIA WHAT EP R U UP TO
44:00 <faux> lmao
44:00 <amelia> and marissa is playing wif her pretty hair
44:00 <faux> ur mad ha?
44:00 <faux> LMAO
44:00 <amelia> casually says "you sound real mad huh"
44:00 <faux> lmaoooo
44:00 <amelia> BWAHAHAHAHHAA
44:00 <faux> fuck i  wanna smash her
44:00 <faux> wait
44:00 <faux> have u finishef
44:00 <amelia> i loved her so much at that point tho bwahahahahahahahagaa
45:00 <faux> answer me pls
45:00 <amelia> then at the end of phonecall *looks confused* "that wasn't even a conversation"
45:00 <amelia> I finished it
45:00 <faux> even the sit down ep
45:00 <faux> at the end
45:00 <faux> ??
45:00 <amelia> yip
45:00 <amelia> poor angey
45:00 <faux> idk if nevs watched that ep yet
45:00 <faux> so i dont wanna spoil
45:00 <amelia> ohhhh
45:00 <amelia> otay no spoils
45:00 <faux> did u see Brittany 
45:00 <faux> and drita
46:00 <amelia> next time ppl goin off in here
46:00 <faux> sit down w karen
46:00 <faux> loool
46:00 <amelia> "you sound real mad huh"
46:00 <faux> drita was nuts this season she reallt shit me
46:00 <faux> she just made up a whole bunch of shir
46:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaahah yas lil marissa jumps across table so quickly
46:00 <amelia> yah she was fucked
46:00 <faux> the first sit down ep everyone agreeed not to talk shit
47:00 <faux> and then as soon as drita was told something
47:00 <faux> ahes like YEP KAREN SAID IT
47:00 <amelia> they are all so much drama
47:00 <faux> but no names wete mentioned
47:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <faux> lame
47:00 <amelia> like insane
47:00 <amelia> she hell favours her lil kid too
47:00 <faux> they prob ran out of shit to fight about
47:00 <Clarkson> while the guy works all day 5 days a week so they can go shoppin on teh wknd and watch tv rest of time, fuk dat
47:00 <amelia> doesn't give a fuck about older one ahaha
47:00 <Clarkson> when i die fuck it i wanna go to hell
47:00 <faux> to the producer is like
47:00 <faux> mention karens name and go psycho k bye
47:00 <faux> lol yeah
47:00 <amelia> and at end they were hell tryin to make em rowdy
47:00 <Clarkson> bbq sauce shits me
48:00 <faux> but when she calls her giz
48:00 <faux> i cringe
48:00 <amelia> setting up all the vids for em to watch
48:00 <faux> stop calling your child cum
48:00 <amelia> yah no shit AHAHAH
48:00 <Clarkson> Head like a fucking orange
48:00 <faux> yess the videos
48:00 <faux> lol
48:00 <faux> so messsed up
48:00 <couleurs> :p
48:00 <amelia> Karen daughter soso pretty
48:00 <faux> drita saying I RUN STATEN ISLAND
48:00 <faux> and all that shit
48:00 <Clarkson> stompin'ur gay ;/
48:00 <amelia> bangin bod
48:00 <faux> i was like .
49:00 <amelia> AAHHAAHA no shit
49:00 <faux> what r u doin sit down
49:00 <amelia> full of herself
49:00 <faux> w ur cum child
49:00 <Trevor> hey kids who wants some photos of my dick?
49:00 <amelia> who even are you
49:00 <faux> how sad was it when ang was so excited
49:00 <couleurs> Hi Room
49:00 <faux> at karens dads art thing
49:00 <faux> sayinf shes cancer free
49:00 <amelia> aw yeah no shit
50:00 <faux> and then she like passed away irl 
50:00 <amelia> she so sweet
50:00 <faux> i was like HOW COULD U
50:00 <faux> hi colours
50:00 <amelia> yah hai cereals
50:00 <faux> was v sad :(
51:00 <couleurs> new suicide squid trailer!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <amelia> excuse you
51:00 <amelia> where is our hallos
52:00 <Skirmish> Hi amelia. Whalecum to the channel. 
52:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahahaahah
52:00 <couleurs> hi fax, hi mel
52:00 <amelia> that actually made me laff
52:00 <couleurs> i cut my finger again wtf
53:00 <amelia> wif wot
53:00 <couleurs> FiFa injury this time
53:00 <couleurs> idk something
53:00 <couleurs> n u
53:00 <faux> were u picken ur nose
55:00 <couleurs> no i think it was on a glass or bottle cap......
55:00 <couleurs> n u
55:00 <faux> bloody keyboard froze
56:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> turn down the aircon :p
56:00 <faux> lmao
56:00 <faux> 2 cold for aircon today
57:00 <Serenity> its so fkn humid here
57:00 <Serenity> not hot but still humid enough to feel sticky
58:00 <Maurice> I have a hoodie on and the fan
58:00 <Maurice> Coz thats how iroL
58:00 <faux> 21 here rn but im frozen
58:00 <faux> im about to shut everything
58:00 <Doodle> everything?
58:00 <faux> and finally heat me din
58:00 <faux> ye
59:00 <Doodle> how am i gonna see inside
59:00 <faux> poke a finger in feel around c where ya goi 
59:00 <faux> the usual
59:00 <Doodle> oh swoit
59:00 <Serenity> shes not a view finder doodle calm down
59:00 <Doodle> hng
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Doodle> click
59:00 <Serenity> ahaha
00:00 <Doodle> i have an assignment due at the end of the week
00:00 <Doodle> and i hate it
00:00 <Doodle> and i want to start again
00:00 <Doodle> for the 2nd time
00:00 <Maurice> Sezz https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1049507501804982&substory_index=0&id=433613646727707
01:00 <faux> doodie
01:00 <faux> check ur phone immeda
01:00 <Serenity> could not think of anything worse than writing assignments atm
01:00 <faux> s
01:00 <Serenity> :o Maurice
01:00 <Doodle> i just seem to know the most about auto companies but i cant do every report on them
02:00 <Doodle> hahah is that ur dad
02:00 <Doodle> they say hashish a lot
04:00 <couleurs> hi Doodle how's da Datsun
04:00 <Doodle> ohi
04:00 <Doodle> its fine thx
04:00 <Doodle> want 2 see the latest pic
05:00 <couleurs> ok
05:00 <faux> LMAO
05:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-sit4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/t31.0-8/12976947_10207097378686477_1171740972583290014_o.jpg
05:00 <Skirmish> Doodle and his Datsun 180B Sunbird. 
05:00 <Doodle> thats me in it
05:00 <Doodle> btw
05:00 <couleurs> dude, what happened to your door
05:00 <couleurs> it's blue
05:00 <faux> hashish means grass 
05:00 <faux> yeah its me dad
05:00 <faux> he basically told her she sucks at cutting grass
05:00 <faux> fuck that toy is so annoying the sound drives me nuts
05:00 <Doodle> lmaooo faux
05:00 <Doodle> ye
06:00 <Doodle> bzzz
06:00 <Doodle> hngggg
06:00 <Doodle> not sure couleurs its just how the artist portrayed it
06:00 <faux> she was putting it together and came and asked for a screwdriver i was like how teh heck do u know what a screwdriver is
06:00 <Doodle> maybe she has a drinking problem
06:00 <couleurs> Nice 1. Very Artist.
07:00 <faux> hehe isnt she cute
07:00 <faux> cutei wanted to@  kick het
07:00 <faux> uh
07:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: I love how the artist thinks you're such a bogan the car door is a different colour to the rest of the vehicle. M
07:00 <faux> let me try again
08:00 <Doodle> she knows i am a bogan
08:00 <faux> i wanted to kick her over the fence
08:00 <faux> her and pink granny cardi
08:00 <Doodle> looool
08:00 <Doodle> *punt*
08:00 <faux> lmao
08:00 <Doodle> ava had her frozen pyjamas on for 2 days
08:00 <faux> aw
08:00 <Doodle> cos nobody was allowed to touch them
08:00 <faux> was she hot
08:00 <faux> loljks
08:00 <Doodle> /dad
08:00 <Doodle> ehehe
08:00 <faux> look someone had 2
09:00 <Doodle> ye totally
09:00 <faux> did u puncher 
09:00 <Doodle> a bit
09:00 <faux> for being cute
09:00 <faux> eheh
09:00 <Doodle> mainly around the face
09:00 <faux> "dont make me put u back in ur drawer u lil cutie"
09:00 <Doodle> loool
09:00 <faux> my sis has so much hair she is legit cousin it
10:00 <TheRiddler> I have the image of faux going awwww then suddenly a baby flies out the window
10:00 <Doodle> ye she has heaps compared to ava
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <Doodle> lolol
10:00 <Doodle> eeeeeeeeeeeee
10:00 <faux> lmao ash
11:00 <faux> that is actually me irl
11:00 <robot> hi its me robot
11:00 <Doodle> and this is why you need a passcode to get into childcare centres
11:00 <faux> i met a girl in hosp who knew me for like a week and when we got out
11:00 <faux> she msgd me a mug she saw saying it reminded her of me
11:00 <faux> it said "youreso cute i want to punch you"
11:00 <faux> lmao
11:00 <TheRiddler> lollol
12:00 <faux> Devil_Girl
13:00 <Devil_Girl> faux
13:00 <faux> hi
13:00 <faux> i watched first ep of crazy ex gf today
14:00 <Devil_Girl> What'd you think
14:00 <faux> um lol
14:00 <faux> it was a bit nuts 
14:00 <faux> the singing was a bit weird lolll
14:00 <faux> but i enjoyed it
14:00 <Devil_Girl> I think that Josh dude isn't good looking enough for her to be so obsessed
14:00 <faux> half way through ep 2
14:00 <faux> yeah hes really not
14:00 <faux> no one is overly cute
14:00 <Devil_Girl> I only watch it when it's on tv, I don't bother downloading it
15:00 <faux> the bar tender seems ok though
15:00 <faux> but not hot
15:00 <Trevor> whats ur snapchat so i can send u a snap of my dick
16:00 <faux> pls stop offering up ur dick like its a prized sushi platter tje only person that wants to see it is kate
16:00 <partay> and picard
16:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <robot> i got brie
17:00 <faux> on ur dick?
17:00 <Doodle> theyre multiplyinnnnnnnn
17:00 <faux> gros
17:00 <Doodle> oh wait
17:00 <Doodle> nm
17:00 <faux> LOL
17:00 <robot> excuse me
17:00 <robot> NO brie for you
17:00 <faux> ur excused 
17:00 <Doodle> brie is lovely
17:00 <faux> i have camembert
17:00 <faux> tyvm
17:00 <robot> k
17:00 <Doodle> theyre both ace
17:00 <robot> yea
17:00 <Doodle> jeez
17:00 <faux> fck i still havent had dinner
17:00 <faux> bye
17:00 <Doodle> dont cheezcriminate
18:00 <Doodle> bai
18:00 <partay> briedick
18:00 <robot> pretty similar, i couldnt tell the diffo in a blind test
18:00 <partay> i just have dick cheese 
18:00 <robot> man, i pretty much smell like a baboon.
19:00 <Doodle> :/
19:00 <couleurs> Brb, Every1
19:00 <robot> k colours
19:00 <robot> standin by
19:00 <partay> hurry back couleurs
21:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah swinging in a tree with a kid. http://www.newvideo.com/wp-content/themes/hybrid-newvideo/tools/timthumb.php?src=/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/WildThingTrees1.jpg&w=640&h=360&q=95
21:00 <robot> fuck you, heather.  http://imgur.com/gallery/I5BkA
22:00 <Trevor> faux can u show me some nip
22:00 <partay> lol robot
22:00 <robot> on behalf of faux, Trevor (as i believe she is getting some dinner at the moment),
22:00 <robot> SMDC
23:00 <couleurs> :p
23:00 <partay> lol Skirmish
26:00 <Trevor> robot, then show me ur nip
27:00 <partay> robot show him your cockring instead
28:00 <Trevor> yes, lemme see
30:00 <robot> you may see my piglet, slipping on ice.  http://imgur.com/gallery/qp1iaZM
33:00 <couleurs> Bacon on Ice.
38:00 <robot> anyone for a touch of anxiety?  http://imgur.com/gallery/bFa8ks9
39:00 <couleurs> hehehahehehaheha
42:00 <robot> colours gets it
42:00 <couleurs> the keyring fork... 
42:00 <couleurs> bloodey ell
43:00 <TheRiddler> I would be worry if any were actually real
44:00 <faux> I would be worry
44:00 <TheRiddler> worried
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <couleurs> worry me be
45:00 <Picard> giddy up
45:00 <Skirmish> Hey there Picard. Got a new pic to pass off as your wife this week? 
45:00 <Skirmish> Hope she's better than the last one. 
45:00 <Picard> lol
45:00 <Picard> still cut up are you?
46:00 <Skirmish> What would I be cut about? 
47:00 <Picard> where do i start
47:00 <Picard> your life?
47:00 <Serenity> maybe you fell over while holding a knife
47:00 <Serenity> or ran with scissors
47:00 <Serenity> oh..
47:00 <Picard> sad,sorry dead end life
47:00 <Skirmish> I don't run. Running is for africans. 
48:00 <Serenity> im thinking of starting up running on the treddy again
48:00 <Serenity> i wanna do the colour run in nov
48:00 <Picard> ive been walking
48:00 <Picard> knee is fucked, i cant run
48:00 <Skirmish> Cause you're fat. 
49:00 <Serenity> my knees used to hurt when I ran they dont anymore
49:00 <Picard> cause my knee is fucked
49:00 <Skirmish> Cause you're fat Picard. 
49:00 <Skirmish> You blew your knee out being fat. 
49:00 <Picard> its got a sloppy bit of cartedge that needs trimming off
49:00 <Serenity> eww
49:00 <Picard> but im not a fan of hospitals
49:00 <Serenity> does it makes gross sounds
50:00 <Picard> it crunches and sounds gross
50:00 <faux> whats cartedge
50:00 <Serenity> vomit
51:00 <Serenity> waiting for my calf muscle to chill the fuck out so i can go bak to kickboxing
52:00 <Clarkson> i love ownin cunts wit ma whirly bird
52:00 <Picard> fuck up faux
52:00 <Picard> im human, i make typos
52:00 <faux> thats not a typo
52:00 <amelia> where do you do kickboxing
52:00 <faux> thats not knowing how to spell pickly
52:00 <Skirmish> Picard is so cut up over being picked on his spelling mistakes. 
53:00 <faux> CaRTeDGe
53:00 <Skirmish> Cartridge? Just get a new one and it will be all good. 
53:00 <faux> k
53:00 <Skirmish> Make sure you get the right colour. 
53:00 <Serenity> amaf amelia
54:00 <amelia> is that south
54:00 <Serenity> indeed
54:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/iulxQ
54:00 <amelia> boo
54:00 <Serenity> im not driving north haha fark dat
54:00 <amelia> kickboxing is so pricey
54:00 <Skirmish> Do muay thai! You will love doing the inner thigh conditioning. 
55:00 <Serenity> i got a week trial for $20 as many classes as i want
55:00 <Serenity> then its like $8 a class after that
55:00 <amelia> thats really good
56:00 <amelia> what ate their class times like
56:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah did. 
56:00 <Serenity> i just need my calf muscle to fucking cool it before i can go back cause its actually really sore rofl
56:00 <Serenity> theres one at 6:15am one at 9:15am and one in the evenings
56:00 <amelia> i looked for kickboxing ages ago but they were really expensive for only limited classes that didn't really suit my time table
56:00 <robot> LOL Skirmish
56:00 <Serenity> on mondays wednesdays and fridays
56:00 <robot> what you did.
56:00 <Skirmish> :D
58:00 <couleurs> Good 1
03:00 <Serenity> RheTiddler
04:00 <partay> Hi Picard
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> bruz
09:00 <Picard> partay
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on ay?
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> niggad
10:00 <nevs> ggggdddaaaaaayyyyy
12:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHHAA
12:00 <amelia> who am I
12:00 <couleurs> hi chris
13:00 <Skirmish> YOU WANT THAT! 
13:00 <nevs> MERK
13:00 <Skirmish> I need to try turn that into a gif. 
14:00 <Skirmish> GET ORF MERK MATE! 
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> black fella white fella we gotta get togetha
14:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/Epn6RuF
14:00 <nevs> GTFOMM
15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> black fella
15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> white fella
15:00 <amelia> That kangaroo can fuck right off
15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> we gotta
15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> get it togetha
15:00 <robot> thats me in roo form amelia
15:00 <Skirmish> Are you going to go to #sydney and complain when Serenity bans you george? 
16:00 <ShadowLurker> thats where they all end up
16:00 <amelia> i was at joondalup campus once and i seen some kangaroo statues then on my way back one of the kangaroo "statues" was beating its chest and dats when i realised it wasnt in fact a statue so i shat my pants and piss bolted out of there
16:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish is a lozer
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ah?
17:00 <Skirmish> LOL amelia 
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> that chanel is fulla gays bruh
17:00 <THE^DONALD> www.udemy.com
17:00 <THE^DONALD> lolololololololol
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> never seen so many homos in one playce
17:00 <robot> it was challenging u amelia
17:00 <robot> and u just ran away
18:00 <THE^DONALD> * Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: www.udemy.com - Check it out. I went there. And now look at me? Im a loser)
18:00 <Serenity> GET THE FARKKK OFF MERK
18:00 <amelia> i was not up for the challenge
18:00 <Skirmish> Years ago when I was working as a mobile patrolman we would drive through the scrub to check an outer fenceline and I would wind the windows up if the big red roos were out. They just looked at you like they want to kick your ass. 
18:00 <amelia> that is for sure
18:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish we dont care
18:00 <THE^DONALD> about when you worked as a store man
18:00 <amelia> yah they are freakin nuts
18:00 <nevs> yep fuck oath
18:00 <Clarkson> youre a fucking goose
18:00 <nevs> the big reds give 0 fucks
18:00 <Skirmish> Awww nobody has accused me of being a storeman for ages!
18:00 <amelia> they so gangsta
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on eh?
19:00 <Serenity> you're next dickhead
19:00 <Serenity> fucking pull your head in
19:00 <Skirmish> I used to tell Ethan they kept glocks in their pouches and I had to be careful they didn't car-jack me. 
19:00 <partay> faux V Picard .. http://i.imgur.com/JDAWn7P.gif
19:00 <amelia> pull your damn 'ed in m8
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i like that song
19:00 <Skirmish> Then there was a news story about some kangaroos smashing through a guys window into his house and leaving blood all through it. Used that to convince him that kangaroos were crims. 
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> black fella white fella
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> we gotta get it togetha
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> good song m8
21:00 <robot> fuck.  the last grapes i got were the best i ever had, these ones are shit
21:00 <nevs> yea man we've had them fully ransack tents before
21:00 <partay> robot seedless ones are the shiz 
22:00 <robot> mm
23:00 <nevs> gggggggggggddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
25:00 <nevs> haaaa fuck
25:00 <Clarkson> god fucking damnit
25:00 <nevs> vin diesel..
25:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkp2el0XjZ8
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Vin Diesel Sings Oh Happy Day With Gospel Choir [Full Version] Views: 1,657 Uploader: 56,154,4239 views Uploaded: Apr 7, 2016 Duration: 5m34s Rating: 4.67
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M_DHwp5vYBI
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Warumpi Band Blackfella whitefella Views: 55,426 Uploader: StandUpForTheBurrup Uploaded: Jul 28, 2012 Duration: 4m59s Rating: 4.92
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so whats goin on ay?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
32:00 <couleurs> greeks
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> garlic (y)
34:00 <Student> Hi Every Buddy 
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls 1r meet up
35:00 <Student> they died after your message
35:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAH 1r
35:00 <Doodle> 1r m8 up
35:00 <Trevor> georgeandwell-alpha, asl?
35:00 <amelia> b82rz
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> why ya wana no trev 
36:00 <amelia> why ya 1r no trev
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeh m8
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> anser the farkin questn
36:00 <amelia> y???????????
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ya dumb cunt
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle :D
36:00 <amelia> i think he 1r fight
37:00 <Student> think not
37:00 <Student> use to be an operator in here
37:00 <Doodle> hai2u katatonic_kate01 ^_^
37:00 <Student> good lady 
37:00 <amelia> güd on you
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Student> Yasssss
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hello mlady
38:00 <Skirmish> Ah Student, how are you going mate? Have a good weekend? 
39:00 <Student> oh hoooo Skirmish , the best guy ever, yes MATE weekend was thrilling 
39:00 <Skirmish> I take it since you are back you have had no luck finding love on the internet yet. This week could be the week for you! 
39:00 <philosopher{[x]}> https://youtu.be/ilknNpmqNoI
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 300 Spartans My queen and my wife... My Love... Views: 200,858 Uploader: Arlore Uploaded: Apr 30, 2007 Duration: 0m57s Rating: 4.92
39:00 <Student> how about you Skirmish? hows your weekend ? any blowjobs? :P
39:00 <partay> lol
39:00 <philosopher{[x]}> my norell
39:00 <partay> Student keep trying.. chicks here are just playng hard to get
39:00 <Student> they are not hard at all
40:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Student show me ur paki wife in burka
40:00 <Student> but i am not sure who is eligible to carry my egg
40:00 <philosopher{[x]}> on hijab
40:00 <nevs> haha
40:00 <Student> so i am not really concerned about it 
40:00 <faux> <philosopher{[x]}> machu pichu arigato saionara namasste curry house
40:00 <nevs> carry your egg
40:00 <faux> fave quote of teh year so far
40:00 <Student> nevs ;)
40:00 <philosopher{[x]}> where else but liverpool stin
40:00 <amelia> TheRiddler is good at carrying eggs
41:00 <Student> i am not good at giving eggs to guys
41:00 <Student> so sorry about that 
41:00 <Student> next 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> on his dick, faux
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean amelia
41:00 <faux> what
41:00 <philosopher{[x]}> my queen my wife my love...norell the tranny
41:00 <faux> oh
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing, wrong person.
41:00 <amelia> wait wot
41:00 <philosopher{[x]}> why does it always rain on me
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg
41:00 <Student> kk you destroyed it :P
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
42:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/iSI08wH
42:00 <amelia> omgosh i thought i had hair growing from my neck like a beard
42:00 <Student> next is becareful 
42:00 <Trevor> georgeandwell-alpha, asl?
42:00 <amelia> but it was jus ma head hair kinda curled under
42:00 <nevs> haha
42:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://data.whicdn.com/images/106072036/large.jpg
42:00 <amelia> phew don't stress guys
42:00 <Student> neck? are you sure it is not your butt? :P
42:00 <nevs> just got the moustache eh amelia?
42:00 <Student> any way 
42:00 <Doodle> umm
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <Student> ohh nevs
42:00 <amelia> nah i get that threaded
43:00 <nevs> ha right on
43:00 <Student> sexy moustache on the neck? WOW :P
43:00 <Student> mind boggling :P
43:00 <faux> r u sure it is not ur butt
43:00 <Student> what happened to Skirmish? he just never replied after saying greetings?
43:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i been attacked by caucasian, but really cowardly to kill any babies
43:00 <Student> are you ok Skirmish the best? :)
44:00 <amelia> der are Nacho Cheese shapes fyi
44:00 <Student> ???
44:00 <Student> something is not really right in here
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, cock pix
45:00 <philosopher{[x]}> free visa for pakistani cabbies if they want to settle in australia, Student didnt you read
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> k go
45:00 <Student> no philosopher{[x]}
45:00 <TheRiddler> cum mustache
45:00 <Student> and secondly i am not interested in coming to HELL :P
45:00 <faux> meelies
45:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
46:00 <philosopher{[x]}> would you come though thats the question
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
46:00 <philosopher{[x]}> leaving your beloved homeland behind
46:00 <Student> here you go .ladies, your prayers have just been answered :P
46:00 <nevs> yeurgh
46:00 <amelia> faux
46:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i like cocks with foreskin
47:00 <Student> not really a homeland type guy, but not sure why should i be there for, just for cabbies well uber is just here in pak why bother
47:00 <faux> if u liks cheese i bought some cheeseflavoured rice crackers from a brand called PECKISH 
47:00 <faux> delish
47:00 <philosopher{[x]}> share
47:00 <TheRiddler> I buy that tri cheese thing
47:00 <amelia> yummmmmmmmmmmm
47:00 <Student> basically i don't have foreskin, it is better conductor that way 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <TheRiddler> it's smoked, vintage cheddar n cream n chives
47:00 <faux> only $2 tysm
47:00 <amelia> i bein güd again but cos i been too much of a fatty last week
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> basically, i don’t… wtf
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> you either do or you don’t
47:00 <Student> are you fatty amelia?
48:00 <nevs> represent
48:00 <Student> I don't :P
48:00 <Trevor> http://www.domain.com.au/news/victorian-government-floats-smoking-rules-for-owners-corporations-20160404-gnxhlh/
48:00 <amelia> last week i was
48:00 <Student> for the fuckers like kk, ok next
48:00 <Trevor> plz discuss
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick?
48:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i donate enough sperm whale to sink a few titanics
48:00 <Skirmish> Student: I am at work sorry. I can't always reply quickly. 
48:00 <Student> that is too fast for a fat person to become thin amelia, what is the secrete?
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on again burha
48:00 <Student> kk it is ok 
48:00 <Student> next 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yass
49:00 <Student> YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im glad there are no homos here
49:00 <philosopher{[x]}> maccas at yass
49:00 <TheRiddler> burritos
49:00 <TheRiddler> stfu georgeandwell-alpha
49:00 <amelia> the secrete
49:00 <nevs> haha secrete
49:00 <Student> you are taking too long to reply , are you fat amelia? :P
49:00 <Trevor> georgeandwell-alpha, asl?
50:00 <amelia> i am size 10
50:00 <amelia> are you fat Student
50:00 <philosopher{[x]}> brest milk good for asthma
50:00 <nevs> how tall?
50:00 <partay> 10 lol
50:00 <Student> it is ok i am size 7
50:00 <amelia> 5"5
50:00 <Picard> which leg amelia
50:00 <nevs> right on
50:00 <Student> i am 6'1"
50:00 <amelia> my middle leg you fat pink fuck
50:00 <Trevor> philosopher{[x]}, katy perry wants a kiss u fuckin alien
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> black fella
50:00 <faux> FPF
50:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHAHA
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m size double 0 *hair flicks*
50:00 <Student> you have a middle leg? wow
50:00 <nevs> hahaha
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> white fella
50:00 <TheRiddler> picard calls ppl fat to make himself feel better
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> we gotta get together
50:00 <Student> that is some weird FATTY in the channel with the nick amelia, having middle leg
51:00 <Student> ok very well 
51:00 <Student> next
51:00 <nevs> Student is on one tonight
51:00 <amelia> seriously who the fuck is this coconut
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> amelia is a bloke
51:00 <Student> amelia are you sure you are not boy?
51:00 <faux> looll
51:00 <Student> ;)
51:00 <Student> ok 
51:00 <philosopher{[x]}> gloryhole full of protien and vitamins
51:00 <Skirmish> Student is the newest in a line of beehhh clones.
51:00 <nevs> when i read Student's text i read it like that maximbady dude on youtube
51:00 <nevs> the funny african
51:00 <amelia> hes a fuckin tripper
52:00 <Student> oh Skirmish finally replied , dude any spelling mistakes so far? :P
52:00 <Student> any thing Skirmish?
52:00 <Skirmish> nevs: Except Student isn't funny. 
52:00 <amelia> I shall jus call him Coconut from now on
52:00 <partay> Student reminds me of horshack from welcome back cotter 
52:00 <Student> i like coco
52:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/user/MaximBady
52:00 <TheRiddler> coconutty
52:00 <Student> never viewed back cotter
52:00 <philosopher{[x]}> ladyboys on hormone are hawt, rather than dudes on steroids which kk loves
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> beeeh
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
52:00 <nevs> partay mr kaaawwwwwtuuhh
52:00 <partay> lol
52:00 <nevs> showing our ages my man ha
53:00 <Student> philosopher{[x]} meet amelia, lady boy with middle leg :P
53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> come to mummy
53:00 <nevs> come for granny
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> black fella, white fella..
53:00 <faux> loll nevs
53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> all ladyboys loved me at st kilda
53:00 <nevs> haha
53:00 <Skirmish> amelia: Student is trying to find love on austnet and it seems his focus has fallen on you tonight. 
53:00 <amelia> smack you in the face with my middle leg
53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> mostly from pacific
53:00 <nevs> i knew youd catch that faux
53:00 <Student> Skirmish good one :P
53:00 <Student> but i am not hot for FATTY LADY boy with the nick amelia , i have standards :P
54:00 <philosopher{[x]}> norell dont gets horny but she gets excited often
54:00 <Skirmish> Student's 'online seduction' is quite cringe worthy. 
54:00 <Student> so i am sorry Skirmish, but you wre wrong
54:00 <Student> next
54:00 <nevs> who hurt you today Student
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> 2 mani homos
54:00 <amelia> Coconut take your fascination to Godzilla Aunty
54:00 <nevs> youre different
54:00 <Student> oh what is cringe? :P
54:00 <faux> next person to say the word fat is banished 4 lyf
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> 2 many homos
54:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Student your not marrying Skirmish, if you do so i wud be the bestman
54:00 <Student> it is ok Aunty Godzilla is way too huge for me , i am a man for god's sake not an animal :P
54:00 <amelia> father
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls wana hook up now
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im readi
55:00 <amelia> Student you think pretty highly of yourself
55:00 <amelia> why are you single?
55:00 <Student> you meant to say i wud marry you rather than Skirmish?
55:00 <amelia> is it cos you're a dumb shit?
55:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/australia-population/
55:00 <Student> and why am i marrying dudes instead of chicks on the first place?
55:00 <Serenity> why the fuck is he going on about how fat I am again
55:00 <Clarkson> bullshit, romper was a gay
55:00 <Serenity> fuck off student stop talking about me you freak
55:00 <amelia> he calls everyone fat
55:00 <amelia> i think he is closet fatty
55:00 <Student> i am sorry if i hurt you in some way amelia, sorry 
55:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Student if you marry me i will give you bangladeshi citizenship with free poverty
55:00 <nevs> im the only one not copping it
55:00 <Student> ok Serenity, full stop 
55:00 <nevs> and i am fat as fuck
55:00 <Serenity> yeah but im not even here
55:00 <Serenity> why he is talking about me
55:00 <amelia> full stop
55:00 <Student> ha ha philosopher{[x]}
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls 1r suck my dick
56:00 <Clarkson> <Pieter> Brb. Breakfast.bong.4.piet.i m.so.  sexy  !!
56:00 <Student> in bold
56:00 <Trevor> <blink>u fukin wot m8</blink>
56:00 <nevs> Student what country are you in?
57:00 <Student> pakistan 
57:00 <nevs> sorry to hear
57:00 <amelia> now it all makes sense
57:00 <philosopher{[x]}> good part about if you follow the rules you will live to tell a tale
57:00 <Student> don't be nevs, i am not 
57:00 <partay> Student do you drive a taxi?
57:00 <nevs> i bet your pc case made of makeshift wood
58:00 <Student> no, i don't drive a taxi 
58:00 <Student> not really nevs, it is not 
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls long grass here
58:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i dont need a map there btw
58:00 <partay> rickshaw?
58:00 <Student> wood is expensive than metal 
58:00 <amelia> donkey
58:00 <Student> no rickshaw either :P
58:00 <Student> lol @ donkey 
58:00 <partay> georgeandwell-alpha fuck up you imbecile
58:00 <Student> no donkey 
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e long grass
58:00 <Student> lol 
58:00 <Student> there are lot many animals left
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> partay is an.angry white man
59:00 <Student> and lot more vehicles too 
59:00 <partay> lol
59:00 <Student> keep trying your luck 
59:00 <Student> :P
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> black fella..
59:00 <nevs> this rooms lit tonight
59:00 <Student> keep on trying 
59:00 <amelia> trolling in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
59:00 <Student> while i am going to do something 
59:00 <Student> else 
59:00 <Student> ok 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Student> Brb 
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> look the white man take ur land black fella
59:00 <philosopher{[x]}> why the black people always gets the blame
59:00 <nevs> Student dont lie you're wearing sandals right now
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> any blackies ere?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> who happen to be french?
59:00 <nevs> and your feet ashy as fuck
59:00 <philosopher{[x]}> yes my knob
59:00 <Serenity> hhaha kate
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> steal ya riches mate.. u gonna do somethin or wot?
59:00 <amelia> SoCKS & SaNDaLS
59:00 <Serenity> mm tall black frenchie
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm
00:00 <partay> georgeandwell-alpha is Korean.... Koreans have the smallest of all penis's.. thats a fact
00:00 <nevs> haha
00:00 <amelia> yuck
00:00 <amelia> but i wouldn't mind a european boy so i could have excuse to live over there
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> partay is an angry white man and hates abos
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cos he steal theiir lands
00:00 <philosopher{[x]}> chooper read
00:00 <partay> 50% chance georgie has a pecker smaller than 3.8 inches
00:00 <Serenity> my ban finger is getting itchy
00:00 <philosopher{[x]}> dont mind the chopped head though
00:00 <TheRiddler> he's just a troll
00:00 <partay> georgeandwell-alphai dont dislike aborigines
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> partay u gpt skin cancer yet mate
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> aussie sun is hot
01:00 <amelia> woah
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> maybe go back to england mate
01:00 <nevs> shots
01:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i used to drink vb long necks back in the 96
01:00 <partay> georgeandwell-alpha cancer free at the moment
01:00 <philosopher{[x]}> value for my money
01:00 <TheRiddler> he's been trying to cause arguments with anyone
01:00 <partay> thanks for caring
01:00 <philosopher{[x]}> n melb bitter long necks
01:00 <amelia> how dare you make fun of our sun
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> well dont get sunburn mate ur pink skin look like a piggy
01:00 <nevs> if you dont like our sun, leave.
02:00 <philosopher{[x]}> vb's were good gets ya pissed then i walk off to the shrine and watch the city from top
02:00 <amelia> our sun was here first
02:00 <amelia> capiche?
02:00 <nevs> haha
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
02:00 <philosopher{[x]}> dude 96 and now 20 years gone mate
02:00 <faux> excuse me pink potato is reserved for Picard 
02:00 <faux> lmao
03:00 <nevs> pink potato sounds like a euphemism
03:00 <TheRiddler> I once wore socks and sandals
03:00 <Serenity> he can be pII
03:00 <faux> why
03:00 <philosopher{[x]}> faux will you fake marry me for the centrelink payments
03:00 <TheRiddler> I was young
03:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAA ASH
03:00 <amelia> i can actually see it too
03:00 <faux> no philosopher{[x]} soz
03:00 <Serenity> me too =
03:00 <TheRiddler> probably 12 or something
03:00 <Serenity> =/
03:00 <amelia> thats ok i wore clogs with those white frilly socks
03:00 <amelia> fuck you mama
03:00 <philosopher{[x]}> putty tat
03:00 <TheRiddler> then I realised I looked silly
04:00 <amelia> CLoGS
04:00 <philosopher{[x]}> norell isnt a male bytheway
04:00 <TheRiddler> besides the socks would slowly pull off
04:00 <Serenity> does she have a dick
04:00 <Clarkson> italians r the most full of shit in europe
04:00 <TheRiddler> only babies can get away with socks and sandals
04:00 <Serenity> clarky mate leave the wogs alone
04:00 <Clarkson> and is a skank
04:00 <philosopher{[x]}> she has but it dont work she never humped me
04:00 <Serenity> you're a weird guy mate
04:00 <philosopher{[x]}> my queen my wife my love
05:00 <TheRiddler> also
05:00 <philosopher{[x]}> whats cock got to do got to do with love
05:00 <TheRiddler> thongs with trackies
05:00 <TheRiddler> or is that just a bogan thing
05:00 <Picard> nothing wrong with wogs
06:00 <TheRiddler> I never wore uggs in public
06:00 <nevs> never that
06:00 <nevs> i wont even wear different brands
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i never wear uggs
06:00 <nevs> like nike shoes/adidas top
06:00 <TheRiddler> I did wear gum boots in public tho
06:00 <Doodle> how uncouth
06:00 <Serenity> i just dont care
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
06:00 <Serenity> long as people have clothes on
06:00 <Doodle> oh sezz
06:00 <Serenity> all good
07:00 <nevs> ha
07:00 <nevs> fair
07:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKxOk-hh_qI
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rooster and his Boa Views: 1 Uploader: ZenkiFc01 Uploaded: Apr 11, 2016 Duration: 0m42s Rating: N/A
07:00 <TheRiddler> what if they were hot
07:00 <Trevor> kate wots ur snapchat so i can send u dick pics
07:00 <philosopher{[x]}> they are real i know cause im a twin myself
07:00 <Doodle> you're not a twin beehh you're the runt of the litter
07:00 <amelia> freakin snapchat
07:00 <amelia> kill it now
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can just upload em to imgur
07:00 <Serenity> hehehe
08:00 <Serenity> roostiee
08:00 <Doodle> lol he tries to eat it
08:00 <Doodle> weirdo
08:00 <philosopher{[x]}> all my siblings are citizens to canada and france
08:00 <Trevor> then how would u no its actually my dick?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> write trevor on it duh
08:00 <Doodle> and not one from his dick pic collection
08:00 <Clarkson> thats worth a fuck load
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> or colour it in black
08:00 <Trevor> nah m8
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah mate
08:00 <philosopher{[x]}> there were only one good pubs in the entire CBD was young & jackson
09:00 <TheRiddler> hi StevieLoZza
09:00 <Trevor> diaf
09:00 <partay> write kates name on it 
09:00 <philosopher{[x]}> and one in swan street
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <nevs> haha young and jacksons
09:00 <Trevor> partay, slut?
09:00 <nevs> that place is shit bro
09:00 <StevieLoZza> hey all
09:00 <nevs> thats like a 40+ spot
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> K8 will suffice 
09:00 <philosopher{[x]}> do anyone remeber the old casino before the big crown were built
09:00 <Doodle> does anyone remember when beehh was banned
09:00 <nevs> you could walk 5 mins and go to e55
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
10:00 <Serenity> i do
10:00 <Serenity> cause i did it
10:00 <philosopher{[x]}> savoy park plaze hotel i washed dish in 97
10:00 <TheRiddler> I just have him on ignore
10:00 <Trevor> just one?
10:00 <TheRiddler> now
10:00 <philosopher{[x]}> the diamond bar
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, are you hard enough to take dick pics?
10:00 <Clarkson> ive looked into it hard, i always research my anus off when i do a build
10:00 <Doodle> lolol
10:00 <Serenity> rofl
10:00 <philosopher{[x]}> yes i am kk
10:00 <Doodle> poor clarky
10:00 <Clarkson> you sick bastards
10:00 <Doodle> his anus, right off
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <Serenity> please dont takea pic of your cock beehhh
11:00 <Serenity> ever
11:00 <TheRiddler> all anyone says now is how beeehhh is an idiot n such
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <philosopher{[x]}> norell told me not to share my cock
11:00 <Clarkson> this is fucking weird some men pay to have sex but lucie PAYS ME ! lmao
11:00 <Doodle> beehh's mrs has a bigger cock than he does
11:00 <Clarkson> Someone pokie it with a dick , see if it tears
11:00 <Doodle> lol pokie
11:00 <TheRiddler> LMAO
11:00 <TheRiddler> pokie
11:00 <philosopher{[x]}> wait i post for you
12:00 <Trevor> kate no cuz im surrounded by u dry cunts
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> well why suggest dick pics
12:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://imgur.com/ccuw0DC
12:00 <Doodle> WHY ANYTHING
13:00 <philosopher{[x]}> 29 million people but 24 are legit
13:00 <TheRiddler> your dick is probably the reason the cunts are dry
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <Serenity> mine packed up and went on a holiday to france
13:00 <Trevor> looking sexc beehhh <3
13:00 <philosopher{[x]}> cunts with web
13:00 <philosopher{[x]}> thanks Trevor
14:00 <couleurs> behhh u 44 year old brown stain
14:00 <Serenity> im watching the haunting in connecticut
14:00 <Serenity> i bet its shit
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, maybe you need to write K8 or colour yo cock in black to get a bit hard
14:00 <Clarkson> the chick i work with is gay shes really nice
14:00 <Trevor> maybe u need to shut ur mouth n ur legs
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe i don’t
14:00 <nevs> haha fuck
14:00 <Clarkson> the fuck ur on here mate
14:00 <philosopher{[x]}> women lives longer than a man
15:00 <philosopher{[x]}> yet no compassion for me
15:00 <Doodle> :/
15:00 <Trevor> never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die
15:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i been bleeding for 17 years mate
15:00 <Serenity> does any womans period actually go for 7 days
15:00 <Serenity> ike
15:00 <Serenity> like
15:00 <Serenity> ever
15:00 <Doodle> not mine
16:00 <faux> my friend gets hers for 9 days
16:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i bled white
16:00 <nevs> my headache normally does..
16:00 <Serenity> poor bitch
16:00 <Clarkson> my breasts are filled with a milky residue
16:00 <Doodle> loooooooooool
16:00 <nevs> lol!
16:00 <Serenity> fucking hell Clarkson
16:00 <Clarkson> tell the officer hes your bitch
16:00 <faux> unfortunate 
16:00 <Doodle> that'd probably be milk clarky
16:00 <Clarkson> you can stick a couple of fingers in and stay up high on the vulva keeping out of the wet, just your tongue darting down to the clit a couple of times, but staying out of the muck
16:00 <Doodle> oh, cheers
16:00 <nevs> gah
17:00 <Doodle> top tips
17:00 <Serenity> that sounds terrible Clarkson
17:00 <Clarkson> how the hell could anyone be straight edge
17:00 <Serenity> worst head ever
17:00 <Doodle> lolol
17:00 <Doodle> everyone knows u just write the alphabet
17:00 <philosopher{[x]}> ladyboys give the best head
17:00 <Trevor> philosopher{[x]}, in more ways than one
17:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i dont mind
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <Doodle> UP HIGH ON THE VULVA
18:00 <Serenity> there is a wood grain station wagon in every single american movie
18:00 <Serenity> ever
19:00 <TheRiddler> what's the point of metal shavings in draino
19:00 <Doodle> yes
19:00 <philosopher{[x]}> infact all my life i went to boys kindergarten, boys school, boys college, boys college, then got married to a woman she asked for the divorce on the second night
19:00 <Doodle> its a cliche
19:00 <Serenity> every single movie
19:00 <Doodle> like 80s movies every phone had a 200m cord
19:00 <philosopher{[x]}> ironically
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> only in america
19:00 <TheRiddler> Jack be nimble jack be quick
19:00 <Serenity> but even the new movies have one... do they even make wood grain station wagons anymore rofl
19:00 <nevs> and one of those coffee machines and turn on automatically in the morning
19:00 <Doodle> yep think so
20:00 <Doodle> theyre not actual wood tho
20:00 <philosopher{[x]}> univercity
20:00 <Serenity> id hopenot
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh the perked coffee
20:00 <Serenity> theyre fucking ugly either way
20:00 <TheRiddler> woah ahh ohhh ahh ohhh
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> what’s new pussy cat
20:00 <Doodle> here u go sezz http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-D05tN8n7j24/T0aJVQVHOaI/AAAAAAAAGCg/UYdiIJxFY7c/s1600/W+Lincoln_MKW3.jpg
20:00 <TheRiddler> - national vacation
20:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <Serenity> why
20:00 <philosopher{[x]}> emmaculent
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> woody
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Doodle> murrka
21:00 <Doodle> theyre called woodies yes
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <Doodle> lol trust u
21:00 <TheRiddler> only wood panel vans look nice
21:00 <Serenity> i honestly dont think theres a yanky movie ive seen in the last.. 12 months that doesnt have one in it tho
22:00 <Doodle> yeah its sposed to be the avg american family car
22:00 <Doodle> thx to chevy chase
22:00 <TheRiddler> lampoons
22:00 <Doodle> http://www.americandreamcars.com/collectorcarphotos/1a/1996buickwagon123004.jpg
22:00 <Doodle> hahahahaha
22:00 <Doodle> oh america
23:00 <TheRiddler> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f8/1d/59/f81d597c49c688e16f793c1a774a3887.jpg
23:00 <Doodle> ye those ones were wood
23:00 <Serenity> far out
24:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.carponents.com/images/content/images/Screen%20Shot%202015-08-03%20at%202_47_52%20PM.png
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> got any woodier ?
24:00 <Doodle> lolol
24:00 <Doodle> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eqsSqHQrD6U/maxresdefault.jpg
24:00 <Doodle> vomit
25:00 <philosopher{[x]}> borneo is oldest rainforest on the planet
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFQu2HgDTwQ
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crazy Penis Car skit - English comedy sketch Views: 135,272 Uploader: SusanBrownLetsLaugh Uploaded: Feb 25, 2008 Duration: 0m28s Rating: 4.73
25:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://www.fhshh.com/upload/e/60/e606746a81be596d.jpg
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i guess nothing is linked with anything thesedays
25:00 <Doodle> lmao katatonic_kate01
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
26:00 <philosopher{[x]}> have ufo hovering over mount kina balu
27:00 <philosopher{[x]}> anchient alien craft
27:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/13010646_960748367373303_6471906687447539174_n.jpg?oh=6a73232a2d30e5331472000ead827ae0&oe=577747A9&__gda__=1471218449_21e134264f2bcb66ff8d1c10ce78ee62
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> *giggles*
28:00 <nevs> sounds about right haha
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> might tone it down a lil … but on par 
29:00 <Doodle> filthbags
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
30:00 <Doodle> obv reminded Picard of his sore uterus
30:00 <Doodle> how insensitive of me
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> reckon me best mate trev, is quiet cos he is taking dick pics?
32:00 <Clarkson> Makes a break and fucking had 2 players backing him up ad doesn't pass the ball
32:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/10000-year-old-rock-paintings-depicting-aliens-and-UFOs-found-in-Chhattisgarh/articleshow/38435091.cms
32:00 <Doodle> could be katatonic_kate01
33:00 <Doodle> colouring it in
33:00 <Serenity> if he shows you his dick show me
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, ditto serenity
34:00 <Serenity> 20 mins in i know this movie is stupid already
34:00 <nevs> what movie
34:00 <Serenity> the haunting in connecticut
34:00 <TheRiddler> what movie?
34:00 <TheRiddler> oh
34:00 <nevs> ahh
34:00 <nevs> yea stinker
34:00 <TheRiddler> pretty sure I saw that
34:00 <nevs> i watch a lot of horror
35:00 <TheRiddler> it's meh
35:00 <Serenity> ive seen a lot of horror
35:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure of any good horrors of late
35:00 <nevs> right on
35:00 <nevs> same
35:00 <Serenity> a lot of movies i sit there doing exactly this tho
35:00 <nevs> TheRiddler theres been a couple
35:00 <Serenity> omg this movie is so shit.. but im gonna sit here for an hour and a half watching it
35:00 <TheRiddler> last good 1 was cabin in the woods
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you seen the witch?
35:00 <Serenity> cabin in the woods confused the shit out of me
35:00 <nevs> thats 4 years ago
35:00 <TheRiddler> only because it was hilarious aswell
35:00 <nevs> dope ending though
36:00 <Doodle> lol my dad got a new phone today, just got an sms 'is this working?'
36:00 <Serenity> i dont think so kate
36:00 <nevs> Serenity have you seen Afflicted?
36:00 <Doodle> so i sent back 'no'
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i haven’t yet - its new
36:00 <Serenity> i think i might have nevs but im not sure
36:00 <Serenity> i lose track of movies ive seen tbh
36:00 <nevs> The Babadook was good too
36:00 <Serenity> that movie was awful lol
36:00 <Doodle> :/
36:00 <nevs> The Invitation was alright as well
36:00 <nevs> I liked it
36:00 <Doodle> i havent seen a good horror movie since the exorcist
37:00 <Serenity> i watched case 39 the other day
37:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember the last horror movie I saw
37:00 <Serenity> that was good
37:00 <nevs> yea that was alright
37:00 <Serenity> not so much horror
37:00 <Serenity> thriller maybe
37:00 <Doodle> A-HEE-HEE
37:00 <nevs> yea
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <nevs> Check Afflicted if you havent already
37:00 <nevs> im a fan of found footage movies
37:00 <TheRiddler> ew
37:00 <Doodle> i dont like ben afflicted movies
38:00 <Serenity> roflll
38:00 <nevs> ha
38:00 <Serenity> i dont really liek found footage movies either
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <Doodle> well lets face it he performs like he has an affliction
38:00 <TheRiddler> same
38:00 <Serenity> except blair witch scared the crap out of me when it came out.. i was like 11 but thats not the point
38:00 <nevs> Afflicted you will like
38:00 <TheRiddler> the last decent 1 was cloverfield
38:00 <TheRiddler> I saw
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> wasn’t that just a monster
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
38:00 <TheRiddler> yes
39:00 <TheRiddler> but it was still a decent movie
39:00 <nevs> wasnt much of a fan of cloverfield
39:00 <Doodle> a big not scary 10 blocks away monster
39:00 <nevs> yea
39:00 <Doodle> the bigger they are the stupider they look
39:00 <Doodle> like cats
39:00 <Serenity> as im getting older im liking gore movies less and less
40:00 <TheRiddler> lions and tigers
40:00 <nevs> dont watch A Serbian Film then
40:00 <nevs> ha
41:00 <Serenity> yeah nah no interest in seeing it
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> in’t that suppose to be fucking epic
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> as in… horrid!
41:00 <nevs> its brrruuuuutal
41:00 <Serenity> its fucking disgusting
41:00 <Serenity> human centipede was the last gross movie i watched and im prett sure i ended up turning it off half way through the second one
41:00 <nevs> it really didnt need to be made
41:00 <nevs> ahh
41:00 <Devil_Girl> I tell you now, Monster House was pretty scary
41:00 <nevs> the 3rd one was pretty funny
42:00 <nevs> the second one was the grossest because it was done with shed tools
42:00 <Serenity> even the saw movies towards the end were too much for me, not scared or anything its just disgusting
42:00 <Serenity> i dont see the point
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
42:00 <nevs> yea i gave up on those
42:00 <Devil_Girl> I haven't even seen 1 of them
42:00 <Devil_Girl> And I wont
42:00 <Devil_Girl> Becuase no
42:00 <Serenity> sook
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <Devil_Girl> Because*
43:00 <Serenity> the first 2 were good
43:00 <nevs> odd coming from someone with a nick of Devil_Girl
43:00 <nevs> ha
43:00 <nevs> 3rd is 500 humans
43:00 <Serenity> the conjuring was good cant wait for the next one
43:00 <Serenity> insidious was good
43:00 <nevs> yes
43:00 <nevs> to both
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope too scary lol
43:00 <Devil_Girl> And heres me hanging out for Finding Dory
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through The Tulips.mp3 (1.71MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 1:51)
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <Serenity> that song sends shivers up my spine
44:00 <Serenity> mostly because that guy is a fucking weirdo
44:00 <Doodle> lolol
44:00 <Doodle> cat hates it
45:00 <Devil_Girl> Is that just code for whipping out your dick and showering her with jizz
45:00 <Clarkson> ill rob them immigrant cunts
45:00 <Serenity> plzno
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Doodle> pew peww
46:00 <Devil_Girl> Because thats 1 movie I have seen
46:00 <partay> Devil_Girl pt.2 is even better 
46:00 <Serenity> thats where I whip it out and jizz allover him
46:00 <Clarkson> I hate when I get addicted to shit shows
46:00 <Doodle> part 2: the ukelelening
46:00 <partay> i picked you as a squiter Serenity
46:00 <faux> LOL
46:00 <nevs> haa
46:00 <Doodle> heheee
47:00 <Serenity> yeahhh
47:00 <faux> gross 
47:00 <Doodle> *squatter
47:00 <faux> SEZ PLS NO
47:00 <faux> do not wanna drown
48:00 <Doodle> just put floaties on
48:00 <Serenity> im like those sprinklers u used to get tch tch tch tch shhhhhhh
49:00 <nevs> thatta girl
49:00 <Doodle> LOL
49:00 <Doodle> fkn hell sarah
49:00 <Devil_Girl> And thats not even during orgasm
49:00 <Serenity> aha
49:00 <Devil_Girl> Thats just a regular thing
49:00 <Serenity> ahahahahah
50:00 <TheRiddler> LMAO
51:00 <faux> best imagery rn
52:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/pakmediarevolution/videos/10153676381232901/
52:00 <partay> for Doodle
52:00 <partay> only
53:00 <Doodle> there better be tits at the end of this
54:00 <partay> did u pick a colour?
54:00 <partay> the right colour gets tits
54:00 <Serenity> that doesnt sound titty
54:00 <Doodle> blue obv
54:00 <Doodle> oh sweet i lose
55:00 <partay> Serenity may still vaildate your losing stubb
55:00 <Serenity> i will not
55:00 <Doodle> hey
55:00 <Doodle> leave me stubb alone
00:00 <TheRiddler> decided to watch a horror movie
00:00 <TheRiddler> watching Haunter
02:00 <Doodle> didnt we just tell u all horror movies are shit
02:00 <Clarkson> another friend while at a pub cameout of the closet and i was the first person he told that he was gay
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <faux> and stay out
06:00 <Doodle> LOLOL
06:00 <faux> lmao
11:00 <Trevor> Did Obama ever find his change?
11:00 <Doodle> it was between the williams sisters gigantic arses
12:00 <Maurice> Never find it in there
12:00 <Doodle> not the whole tree fiddy
12:00 <Doodle> + loch ness monster
12:00 <Doodle> etc
13:00 <TheRiddler> damn you loch ness monster
13:00 <Trevor> i gave him a dollar
14:00 <Trevor> i thought it'd make him go away
17:00 <Mae-Pai> np:bon jovi - runaway
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, did you do cock pix?
17:00 <Trevor> on snapchat where they belong yes
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t have snapchat
19:00 <Trevor> wot kind of slut r u
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv not a slut like you
19:00 <Clarkson> well with my last gf, unless we were having a quickie i wouldnt even put it in until she had at least one orgasm
20:00 <Trevor> na some sluts cant afford snapchat
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
21:00 <TheRiddler> cant afford snapchat?
21:00 <Trevor> like ice sluts
21:00 <TheRiddler> .
21:00 <Trevor> yea the phone isnt free
22:00 <TheRiddler> .
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> trev you seem like the kinda guy who’d fuck ice sluts
22:00 <Clarkson> if you whine ill fucking cut you
23:00 <Trevor> only if theyre hot
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> right
23:00 <Trevor> the only kinda slut i will not fuck under any circumstance... are fat sluts
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
24:00 <dematerialised> gimme Mae-Pai
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, i bet you LOVE fucking fat sluts
24:00 <Trevor> there is no hot fat slut
24:00 <Trevor> kate stop playing with ur cunt
24:00 <Clarkson> But ripping the shit out of my bare arms
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> in your opinion. I mean, you said you’d fuck ice sluts
24:00 <Clarkson> Im smelling fatigue that I been smelling since the endorphin blast i copped after fucking yesterday
24:00 <dematerialised> Trevor please stop being vile
24:00 <dematerialised> ty
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> so really, your opinion isn’t valid
25:00 <Trevor> yea some ice sluts are hot
25:00 <Clarkson> first comment how does fuck chill
25:00 <Trevor> fat sluts are never hot
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
25:00 <Trevor> r u retarded or sumfin
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i beg to differ
25:00 <Trevor> ok fukin retard
26:00 <faux> for teh love of all things fat pls shut up
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <Trevor> i have a sara lee choc cake, take it and fuk off
27:00 <Trevor> fat slut
27:00 <TheRiddler> so you rather have your dick rot off than gobbled up
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww you know what ‘fat sluts’ like - cake.
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Obv you’ve fucked a few fat sluts trev
28:00 <dematerialised> get outta my head charles!
29:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is goin on in this movie
29:00 <Trevor> lol ash my dik is rotting off lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> seems the family is dead
29:00 <Trevor> i swear i just need to get the train home from work, in uniform, and ill get a bj
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Trevor> jealous?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would i be?
30:00 <Serenity> Trevor if you touch the walls where you are right now.. are they soft?
30:00 <Trevor> nope but i kinda want a furry wall like on get him to the greek
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> righhht
33:00 <Serenity> i dont know what that is
36:00 <Devil_Girl> It's a Russell Brand movie
36:00 <katatonic_kate01>  he is pretty hawt
37:00 <Devil_Girl> I would bang him, after I gave him a bleach bath
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn folks 
43:00 <Serenity> biw un watching it follows because that other movie was shit
43:00 <Serenity> now im*
48:00 <TheRiddler> damn
48:00 <TheRiddler> watching family guy
49:00 <TheRiddler> they go to south korea
51:00 <Tim-Sim> Hello
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol they show kpop on family guy
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