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27:00 <robot> good moarning
28:00 <robot> i bought coffee for everyone
31:00 <robot> hii
27:00 <Skirmish> http://mystwood.com.au/ <------ I am going here for my anniversary. It's ok to be hella jelly.
27:00 <Skirmish> Oh hai simonna.
28:00 <Serenity> i want to sleep in that bed
28:00 <Skirmish> I will probably sleep in the outdooor spa
28:00 <Skirmish> Have to put some kind of flotation device on me to prevent me drowning.
28:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker and I went somewhere very similar for our first anniversary
28:00 <Serenity> it was lovely
29:00 <Serenity> im pre sure we spent like 80% of our time in the spa on the deck haha
29:00 <Skirmish> I got the pamper package and it has a couples massage. Said I wasn't interested and the guy says 'That's ok give the wife both massages and score the brownie points'. I like his style.
30:00 <simonna> SQUEAMISH!
30:00 <Serenity> haha
31:00 <Serenity> it was ace where we went cause about a 50m walk down the driveway was a local microbrewery and it was amazing
31:00 <Skirmish> I showed K and she mumbles something about maybe this is where our first kid will be made so I am now committed to putting RU486 in her breakfast.
31:00 <Serenity> hahahah
31:00 <Skirmish> There is a place nearby that sells this stuff call 'Dr Jurds Jungle Juice' and it's meant to be pretty potent.
32:00 <Serenity> sounds deadly lol
32:00 <Skirmish> Ethan says 'What if it rains, that would ruin everything' I say BULLSHIT! I am going to get wet anyway so I will be sitting in the spa, in the rain.
33:00 <Serenity> hahaha
33:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1380400_10151621035497331_1140402802_n.jpg?oh=29a9b803e7502157b3faa4e55b4bbae7&oe=579F4372
33:00 <Serenity> that was off the decking from our room
33:00 <Serenity> soo quiet and there were possums
34:00 <Skirmish> That is nice. I will make sure I get a few pictures when we're there.
34:00 <Skirmish> We get a free BBQ dinner pack and fresh cooked bread delivered the next morning.
35:00 <simonna> Where is this?
35:00 <Serenity> oooh yummm
35:00 <Serenity> we got a breakfast tray thing every morning with local produce on it that was pre ace
35:00 <Skirmish> mystwood.com.au
35:00 <Skirmish> Included in your stay is a BBQ dinner hamper. You have the choice of steak and sausages OR whole split marinated chicken. Both come wth corn, potatoes and salad. If you would like it for the night of your arrival place let me know.
35:00 <Skirmish> We bake our bread onsite. Would you prefer white or rye sourdough bread.
36:00 <Skirmish> Not a bad deal either for $500 2 x nights.
36:00 <Skirmish> mid-week. The joys of being shift workers.
38:00 <simonna> mid-week anything is good
38:00 <simonna> <3
41:00 <Skirmish> Thinking about starting my own business up and keeping on working here for the extra money. Looking at business names today and web addresses and I thought hey what about *business name*.security Godaddy quoted me over $5500 for that url.
43:00 <DK> fresh cooked bread eh? so they take it out on the town before hand, give it a few pingers etc 
44:00 <DK> or do you mean, baked bread? 
44:00 <Skirmish> I was always told the insurance to own a Security business was stupidly high and makes running a business pointless. (little to no profit margin). Employing a maximum of 14 people has a total insurance cost (Public Liability and Workers Comp) of $1775
44:00 <Floss> I did the biggest poop
44:00 <DK> We have been looking at getting public liability insurance for our ventures. Not cheap 
45:00 <Skirmish> DK: That is cut/paste from the email they sent me. I took from it that they cooked the bread there.
45:00 <DK> baked 
45:00 <DK> not cooked 
45:00 <DK> fuck 
45:00 <Skirmish> Well they call a guy that cooks bread a baker ....
46:00 <Skirmish> Oh you're picking on what I typed. Just read up. Really?
47:00 <tonik> DK is a loser
47:00 <DK> yes yes I am 
48:00 <DK> glad you picked up on that tonik 
49:00 <simonna> Tomayto/tomato.
49:00 <Floss> You don't cook bread you bake it!!!
49:00 <DK> !
49:00 <Skirmish> Which has an end result of the ingredients being cooked.
49:00 <Floss> Baked
49:00 <DK> baked
49:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I am not as pedantic.
49:00 <thestig> but u bake bread until its cooked
50:00 <Floss> I'm too hungover so whatevers goin lol
50:00 <simonna> But not too hungover to provoke, I see.
50:00 <Floss> Never!
52:00 <Skirmish> A little surprised I haven't got angry sms directed at me this school holidays.
54:00 <Floss> Today's the last day isn't it?
56:00 <robot> sup
59:00 <Skirmish> School goes back Wednesday in NSW. Teachers need tomorrow to 'prepare'.
00:00 <simonna> Nonsense.
00:00 <simonna> They prepare the weekend after they get back.
01:00 <thestig> nah
01:00 <thestig> they do work all over school holidays
01:00 <simonna> yep. that too
10:00 <stompin> cunts
30:00 <Floss> Fucking mcdonalds I thought it was $2 cheeseburger turns out it's $2 hamburger
31:00 <Floss> And they are shit. One piece of pickle each
47:00 <LyinTed> Asl
01:00 <beehhh> is there public holiday today?
02:00 <robot> yes
06:00 <beehhh> why
07:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgC9bOB1l2g
08:00 <beehhh> i went to the gallipoli war and stood back to back with war veterans
09:00 <nevs> smh
16:00 <Matthew> it's murder on the dancefloor... you better not kill the groove
29:00 <beehhh> http://docdro.id/m5Y4EvT
29:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
30:00 <beehhh> you let all the slumdogs in with overseas qualification just not me cause i worked at aussie
30:00 <beehhh> to the rescue here i am want you to know you i am aussie too
30:00 <Doodle> you're about as aussie as vindaloo
31:00 <Matthew> what is this
32:00 <TheRon> i was only 19
32:00 <beehhh> i remember when they built the new crown casino (the tajmalahl) i worked there even
32:00 <TheRon> so going for essendon today
33:00 <beehhh> windyhills is not so windy
33:00 <Matthew> Windy Hill *
33:00 <beehhh> they surely could bomb your ass
33:00 <TheRon> you know it makes sense
34:00 <Matthew> Collingwood by 57
35:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
35:00 <beehhh> https://www.facebook.com/events/1591206757861514/
35:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: matthew is being about essendons chances today
36:00 <TheRiddler> good chance
36:00 <TheRon> i reckon
36:00 <TheRiddler> pies are deplorable
36:00 <Matthew> fucking no chance
36:00 <Matthew> this is the worst ESS team... evr
36:00 <Matthew> ever*
36:00 <TheRon> mind you addition by subtraction with cloke out
36:00 <Matthew> and Collingwood been crucified in media all week
36:00 <Matthew> we will lose by 50+ points ... seriously
37:00 <TheRon> carn talk em up
38:00 <beehhh> http://images.theage.com.au/2012/12/18/3900457/ng-defcon-AFL-20121218233729797523.jpg
38:00 <beehhh> i used to think this guy releted with tom cruise
39:00 <TheRon> ahh the velvet sledgehammer
39:00 <beehhh> even tho i was lived in pascoevale and brunswick for years, i frequently served and meet carton blues
39:00 <beehhh> malcolm turnbull said that earlier
40:00 <TheRon> turnbull doesn't even know what team he goes for
41:00 <TheRon> apparently the penrith panthers play afl
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> couldn't they get someone that's not barnes
44:00 <TheRon> jimmy or john?
44:00 <Matthew> oh Kate Cerebrano .... just fuck off
44:00 <TheRiddler> it could be both
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <TheRon> kate was hot back in the day
45:00 <TheRon> massive melons
45:00 <TheRiddler> did they mute everyone but jimmy's mic
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <TheRiddler> he's the only 1 you can here
46:00 <TheRiddler> *hear
46:00 <TheRon> what song is it?
46:00 <TheRiddler> no idea
49:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
50:00 <Matthew> beehhh so annoying
51:00 <TheRon> i know
58:00 <Floss> Hit it with a rock
17:00 <TheRon> 320?
18:00 <Floss> Is it lazy to play wii golf from the couch
20:00 <Floss> TheRon we started without ya
20:00 <TheRon> damn
20:00 <Skirmish> Get off the drugs kids.
21:00 <Floss> And we made brownies
21:00 <Floss> It was like the worst cooking show
21:00 <TheRon> hewy's stoned cooking adventures
23:00 <TheRon> alright who had mason cox for first goal?
23:00 <Skirmish> http://louderwithcrowder.com/marijuana-truth/#.Vx2qc0eMk3g
24:00 <LyinTed> I.had.mason.COX for first.goal
24:00 <TheRon> good work
24:00 <TheRon> bet you'd be the only one
24:00 <LyinTed> Yeah true that ay
25:00 <TheRon> another big cox
30:00 <TheRon> fuck it!
34:00 <Skirmish> http://louderwithcrowder.com/marijuana-good-or-bad-doctors-weigh-in/#.Vx2q1EeMk3g
34:00 <Doodle> lol piss off
34:00 <Doodle> theres more chemicals in your ham sandwich than my marijuana
36:00 <Skirmish> you've been brainwashed.
37:00 <Doodle> go and troll the stupid people
37:00 <Doodle> leave my dope alone
39:00 <Skirmish> I don't care if you smoke. Just don't pretend it's harmless.
40:00 <Floss> Live and let live skirmish
40:00 <Doodle> who said it's harmless
40:00 <faux> never fear. faux is here
40:00 <Doodle> its more less harmful than a packet of twisties
40:00 <Doodle> er
40:00 <Doodle> -more
41:00 <TheRon> i don't like chicken twisties
41:00 <Skirmish> What Floss?
41:00 <faux> chicken twisties are better than cheeeese
41:00 <faux> also what we talking about
41:00 <Floss> Let's all just be friends
41:00 <Doodle> how marijuana will kill us all
41:00 <Floss> On this Anzac day
41:00 <faux> lol.
41:00 <faux> whos anti
42:00 <Doodle> if i ate a packet of twisties every day for 20 years i would be dead
42:00 <Skirmish> Doodle is over-reacting which is typical with this topic.
42:00 <faux> so skirmish is anti
42:00 <faux> gotcha 
42:00 <Floss> That pic of the soldier with shellshock
42:00 <Floss> Don't think it was the Anzac but still fucked
42:00 <faux> do you drink alcohol skirmish 
42:00 <Skirmish> I don't care if you smoke. <------- My stance.
43:00 <Doodle> Skirmish is trolling and then wondering why people are responding to him with disdain
43:00 <faux> take that as a yes
43:00 <Skirmish> I am not trolling at all.
43:00 <Doodle> and then crying that people are getting angry
43:00 <Doodle> same as every day
43:00 <Doodle> basically
44:00 <Skirmish> Totally. Point of view does not conform with channel majority. Must be approached with disdain.
44:00 <Floss> I went out for the best drive last night
44:00 <Floss> I wasn't driving tho haha
44:00 <faux> did you shit in someones chicken coop
44:00 <Floss> Not this time
44:00 <faux> loll
44:00 <faux> damn
44:00 <Floss> That was a fun afternoon
45:00 <Floss> Lol that area is like sacred ground now
45:00 <faux> what didnt you bury it
45:00 <Floss> Ofcourse
45:00 <Floss> It's like a burial ground
46:00 <faux> also if the chickens eat the poop and then u eat their eggs are you essentially eating your own poop
46:00 <Floss> They can't get to it
46:00 <faux> phew
46:00 <Floss> Lol they would never dig that low but they can't get to it anyway haha
47:00 <faux> excelle 
47:00 <faux> nt
47:00 <robot> how to buy lingerie for yourself but pretend its for your girlfriend
47:00 <robot> oh
47:00 <robot> this isnt google
47:00 <Floss> Good grief
55:00 <robot> hi Floss
56:00 <LyinTed> 小虎队和平台u∩_∩y。:。:饿到你的YW
57:00 <Skirmish> New exercise trend for those that like to do it at home. https://youtu.be/1Ml-hnicSWI
59:00 <robot> is that you Skirmish
59:00 <Skirmish> I don't have those moves sorry.
01:00 <Student> Greetings
18:00 <couleurs> HaPPy AnZaC DaY EvErYOnE
19:00 <TheRon> lest we forget
19:00 <couleurs> yeast
20:00 <couleurs> go da dees
23:00 <amsy> go da dees
23:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
23:00 <couleurs> amsy :j
23:00 <Floss> I am lorde lalala
23:00 <amsy> hi cc :x
25:00 <couleurs> what up
26:00 <Student> roof
26:00 <amsy> nm
26:00 <couleurs> roof
27:00 <couleurs> who let the dogs out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <TheRon> the roof is on fire
27:00 <amsy> got engaged yesterday 
27:00 <TheRon> does your partner no?
27:00 <TheRon> know
27:00 <amsy> lol..
28:00 <couleurs> does your phone no?
28:00 <Student> amsy ?
28:00 <couleurs> Lol
28:00 <amsy> haha
28:00 <couleurs> c0ngr8ulati0n5
28:00 <couleurs> c u @ da weeding
28:00 <couleurs> ;)
29:00 <amsy> thanks
29:00 <amsy> yep u invited
30:00 <TheRon> i got nine numbers at a wedding once
30:00 <Student> :)
30:00 <TheRon> one more and it would've been a whole phone number
30:00 <Floss> Ba dum dum
31:00 <couleurs> hope it a dees themed wedding
32:00 <amsy> lmao
32:00 <amsy> go da dees
32:00 <couleurs> go da dees
33:00 <amsy> lol read so much shit on fb
33:00 <amsy> richmond supporters crying already
33:00 <amsy> the season just started
33:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/CaitlinLatter/status/724475116818567168
34:00 <amsy> ahaha such a common dumb thing to do
36:00 <couleurs> bloodey idiets
37:00 <TheRon> if you drink then chant you're a bloody Jesuit
39:00 <Student> ?
40:00 <Doodle> 440
40:00 <TheRon> yes!
41:00 <couleurs> i dropped me phone before but it didn't shat
41:00 <couleurs> ter
41:00 <Doodle> i missed 420 cos i was vacuuming me car out
41:00 <TheRon> i'm paying tribute to the anzacs
41:00 <couleurs> anzac day... national clean you're car day
41:00 <Doodle> ye
41:00 <TheRon> i'm on my fifth tribute
41:00 <Doodle> i dont follow footy
42:00 <couleurs> me either i just follow da dees
45:00 <couleurs> win or lose play or dont go da dees 
45:00 <couleurs> dat me motto
47:00 <couleurs> game of phones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <faux> TheRon 
50:00 <TheRon> yes?
50:00 <faux> are you watching the dragons game
50:00 <TheRon> no, afl
51:00 <faux> ew
51:00 <TheRon> watch storm tonight
52:00 <couleurs> hi faux i watched that movie about the deaf woman who gets stalked by an idiet
52:00 <faux> hi couleurs which one is that
53:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_P8WCbhC6s
53:00 <couleurs> this 1 it's on netflix
53:00 <Student> 10:6Ð ---> for Skirmish
54:00 <Skirmish> No means no Student you paki rapist.
54:00 <Student> fuck you 
54:00 <Student> and stop crying like a bitch :P
54:00 <Clarkson> you're a cock sucker who needs to call a gambling helpline
54:00 <TheRon> naughty naughty!
55:00 <Skirmish> lol crying.
55:00 <couleurs> it was pretty good, i give it 6 apple product placements out of 10 
55:00 <Student> ha ha
55:00 <Student> i am glad it worked for you Skirmish, now fuck off
56:00 <Skirmish> Why don't you ever make sense?
56:00 <TheRon> the first thing you know i'll be back in bow river again
56:00 <faux> lol couleurs ive never seen a trailer where no one says a word
56:00 <faux> does anyone speak the entire movie
56:00 <couleurs> yes
57:00 <Student> another reason for not replying to you Skirmish
57:00 <Student> stupid Skirmish, to be exact
58:00 <couleurs> theirs only like 4 characters in the whole movie
59:00 <Skirmish> Does anyone know what Student is on about?
59:00 <TheRon> go dragons
59:00 <TheRon> roosters suck
59:00 <Student> does that hurt bad Skirmish?
59:00 <Skirmish> Does what hurt bad?
59:00 <faux> woo dragons
59:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck are you even talking about?!
00:00 <couleurs> lol youtube reviewers are giving it a 9/10 etc lol
01:00 <couleurs> i should be a youtube reviewer
01:00 <couleurs> hi i hate everything 0/10
01:00 <Student> Skirmish pay attention: there are two type of numbers 1) Odd 2) Even 
01:00 <TheRon> review with myles barlow?
01:00 <Student> that is class 1 stuff, don't ask again please 
02:00 <Skirmish> Is this witty in Pakistan?
02:00 <TheRon> in pakistan he'd be stoned
02:00 <Student> ok 
02:00 <Student> first things first
03:00 <Skirmish> I don't know what Student is trying to say. He rarely makes any sense.
03:00 <faux> you should
03:00 <faux> id read your reviews
03:00 <faux> i mean
03:00 <faux> watch
03:00 <faux> .
03:00 <TheRon> in australia women commit adultery when they get stoned, in pakistan wome get stoned when they commit adultery
03:00 <Student> wome :)
03:00 <couleurs> thank u
04:00 <Student> TheRon , since it is so famous , kindly post links to the videos
04:00 <TheRon> ?
04:00 <Student> video of "wome" get stoned when they comit adultery in pakistan 
05:00 <TheRon> yes!
05:00 <Student> are you going to post?
06:00 <faux> yes!
06:00 <Skirmish> Student wants to masturbate to the video TheRon. Hurry up and link it for him!
06:00 <TheRon> he's got google
06:00 <Student> ha ha Skirmish , stop telling us your sexual preferences
06:00 <Skirmish> Yeah Student you have google. Gobbleberrydingdong.
07:00 <Student> i am sorry but i do not have any knowledge of such event happening in Pakistan on Government Level 
08:00 <Doodle> cos of the telly-ban
08:00 <TheRon> nah, the towelie ban
08:00 <faux> on GL
09:00 <Student> telly-ban is not Government of Pakistan 
09:00 <Doodle> faux!
09:00 <Doodle> hello
09:00 <faux> Doodieee
09:00 <faux> hi 
09:00 <Student> i recomend they don't even know what they are 
09:00 <faux> howsurbutt
09:00 <Doodle> how are you my mighty glistening shaft of sweetness and light?
09:00 <faux> oh
09:00 <Skirmish> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/farzana-parveen-lahore-honour-killing-father-of-pregnant-woman-stoned-to-death-in-pakistan-charged-9587575.html
09:00 <Doodle> lol its ok
09:00 <faux> lolll
09:00 <faux> im good thanjs
09:00 <faux> indecisive about dinner
09:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, no such thing as women getting stoned in Pakistan.
09:00 <faux> help
09:00 <Doodle> did u hear the terrible news
09:00 <Doodle> :(
10:00 <faux> whattt
10:00 <Doodle> about amsy
10:00 <Doodle> i cried for hours
10:00 <Student> ha ha Skirmish is posting links of behalf of TheRon, good job Skirmish
10:00 <faux> do not scare me
10:00 <faux> what happened
10:00 <faux> ??
10:00 <faux> DOODLE
10:00 <Doodle> some cunt gave her a ring and she took it
10:00 <faux> oh lolllllllllllllll
11:00 <faux> you fuck
11:00 <faux> i was worried
11:00 <Doodle> my life is over
11:00 <faux> yes ofc i heard 
11:00 <faux> sif youd know before me pls
11:00 <Doodle> .
11:00 <faux> ABO 
11:00 <Skirmish> Doodle's online persona would never allow for him to say with any seriousness 'I cried for hours'.
11:00 <Doodle> u heartless bitches
11:00 <Clarkson> I understand you have something against me because I don't take your shit
11:00 <faux> lollll when i foubd out
12:00 <faux> i screamed so hard my ears popped 
12:00 <faux> was horrid
12:00 <Doodle> i told her i am going to hang myself
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <Doodle> i couldnt find an exposed beam
13:00 <faux> what about jim
13:00 <TheRon> so you didn't expose your beam?
13:00 <Doodle> NO ITS NOT FUNNY
13:00 <Doodle> I AM DED INSIDE
13:00 <Doodle> ETC
13:00 <faux> jesus
13:00 <Doodle> ok i'm over it now
13:00 <Doodle> what are u wearing faux?
13:00 <TheRon> did you ask how long the marriage will be for?
14:00 <faux> a garbage bag
14:00 <Doodle> i assume a long time, norwegians mate for life it was on attenborough
14:00 <Doodle> oh pix
14:00 <faux> with sequins 
14:00 <faux> ryan sequind
14:00 <faux> s
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Student> ok Skirmish, let me show how to read a news or newspaper. It is fairly simple
15:00 <Doodle> i'm going to drown my sorrows in pizza
15:00 <Student> Farzana Parveen, 25, was killed on 27 May in front of a crowd of people by a mob reportedly angered by her decision to marry for love.
15:00 <Doodle> bblzz
15:00 <faux> bye
15:00 <faux> FaRZaNa
15:00 <Student> some lunatics did that and charged for the death penality for there deeds
15:00 <Student> The father of a pregnant Pakistani woman who was stoned and beaten to death outside a Lahore courthouse has, along with four other men in her family, been charged with murder.
15:00 <Doodle> MaRtA FaRkAs
15:00 <robot> im tired
16:00 <Skirmish> I'm not interested in your victim shaming narrative Student.
16:00 <Student> what victim shaming narrative?
16:00 <Student> do you even understand what is victim shaming narrative on the first place?
16:00 <Skirmish> Pakistan. Still stoning women. Fact.
17:00 <Student> you don't even know what stoning women mean 
17:00 <Skirmish> You are just trying to shame the poor victim of this horrible crime.
18:00 <Student> i don't really care why and what caused her to go out of norms of the family traditions, when you do that and do not take every one on the board, Well bad things bound to happen 
18:00 <TheRon> nothing like a good honour killing to make sure she doesn't do it again
19:00 <Lumeah2> afternoon TheRon 
19:00 <TheRon> hows it
19:00 <Skirmish> There you have it straight from Student. Go outside the family traditions and bad things are BOUND to happen.
19:00 <Student> There is no Court led punishment to "stone anyone" , Court never ordered such punishment in Pakistan but lunatic like you can do whatever they want to do and then accountable for your actions
19:00 <TheRon> like the mafia?
19:00 <Skirmish> Student agrees with honour killings.
20:00 <Student> stop putting tags on me Skirmish, you don't have any clue what you are saying 
20:00 <TheRon> she won't do it again
20:00 <Skirmish> You just said yourself that you understood why she was killed. It is clear that you support honour killings Student.
20:00 <Student> There is no such thing as Honour Killing , that is just what stupid people do 
21:00 <Student> yes i understand that, that is what the problem created from ill-knowledge 
21:00 <Student> when people follow their own desires instead of Law and take law into their hands
21:00 <Skirmish> Farzana Parveen Lahore ‘honour killing’: Father of pregnant woman stoned to death in Pakistan charged with murder <------- Student still tries to deny honour killings happen.
22:00 <Student> i did't deny honour killing , it happen all around the world, Australia, USA every where
22:00 <Student> i was denying that there is such punishment ordered by the Court in Pakistan to STONE someone for adultery 
23:00 <Student> do you understand "Crying Like a bitch"?
23:00 <TheRon> i'd say sections of the pakistani gvt condone it
23:00 <Student> that is not the topic of discussion
23:00 <faux> lmaoooo
24:00 <Student> Law is different than what People think or condone
24:00 <Skirmish> Nobody is crying like a bitch except you Student. Go back to Pakistan mate.
24:00 <Student> lol 
24:00 <Student> i am in Pakistan , thanks 
24:00 <Skirmish> Nobody is crying like a bitch except you Student. Stay in Pakistan mate.
25:00 <Student> "stop crying like a bitch " , Skirmish :P
25:00 <Skirmish> Ok we're back to making absolutely no sense at all. Excellent.
25:00 <TheRon> you know it makes sense
25:00 <Student> i can understand your sorrow orginating from all the text Skirmish
25:00 <TheRon> i'm sam kekovich
27:00 <TheRon> whats the preferred method, the stoning or pouring petrol on the women and lighting it?
27:00 <Student> lol 
28:00 <Skirmish> It's a third world country TheRon. Of course stones are the preferred option. Petrol is expensive.
28:00 <TheRon> so true
28:00 <Student> preferred method would be to launch a complain in a Police station and go to Court room
28:00 <Skirmish> Do you think these women have the option of seeking help before they are cornered and stoned to death Student?
29:00 <Skirmish> They weren't given an invitation to their deaths days in advance to allow them to seek assistance.
29:00 <Student> money does't not make third world country, it is the thinking like you have make one a Sick Brain
29:00 <Student> Crime is a crime , that is why it is called Crime
30:00 <Student> if the person who is comitting a crime is in senses, they might not comitt it on the first place
30:00 <faux> amen sister
31:00 <TheRon> i got no idea when he just said
31:00 <Student> the situation arise when something is done on personel ambitions, likes and dislikes 
32:00 <Student> "when" he just said 
32:00 <faux> its not that hard to understand he said if a person is in their right mind to begin with they wouldnt commit the crime
32:00 <Student> atleast have an idea of what you are trying to write TheRon
32:00 <faux> ta da
32:00 <faux> im fluent in foreign 
32:00 <Skirmish> These people believe they are in 'their right mind' to stone a woman.
33:00 <TheRon> cops probabbly only arrest if it's posted to youtube
33:00 <Skirmish> As Student said. The woman in the article 'went against family traditions' and it is expected that bad things happen when you do that.
33:00 <Student> yes they believe they have the right to do that, or may be thinking there are doing some sort of actiivity that is very good for society 
35:00 <Student> think about the Father who is raising her daughter for 26 years, and after all that , Daughter comes and says i would do whatever i want to do and even go in the court against the father. That does not sits very well with the father , he might think he is being cheated and society is shaming on him 
35:00 <Student> stuff like that
36:00 <Skirmish> A lot of 3rd world countries are changing laws in line with more 'western' values to qualify for money from overseas. In this instance, Pakistan, has made a law against honour killings I would assume to qualify for overseas funding. Their population however is still entrenched in their cultural norms whereby killing women for not doing as they are told is acceptable. Therefore, trying to 
36:00 <Skirmish> debate 'someone in their right senses' is stupid because those people in their own minds believe they are doing the right thing.
36:00 <TheRon> student when are you going on Q & A?
36:00 <Student> what is Q & A?
38:00 <GoldSpade> 15 years ago
38:00 <Student> Skirmish i would politely advise you not to tell this to the people at the time people are beating someone ;) you might save your life ;)
39:00 <couleurs> Elementery My Deer ;)
39:00 <Student> 2001
39:00 <Skirmish> Student: Again, that makes absolutely no sense to me at all.
40:00 <Student> no problem "crying bitch", i will understand ;P
41:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I don't know why you keep saying that either.
41:00 <Student> is that troubling you?
41:00 <Skirmish> Not at all.
42:00 <Skirmish> It's words on a screen. Why would they trouble me?
42:00 <Student> i don't know "why"
43:00 <Student> you seemed concerned
43:00 <Skirmish> So if you don't know why they would ... why keep repeating yourself?
44:00 <Student> you should ask yourself the same thing, "why would you repeat paki insults and making no sense insults and blah blah" to others
44:00 <Student> may be then you truly understand
44:00 <Skirmish> How about this. You keep repeating whatever you like and I will join in by just repeating Pakiwakismackie.
44:00 <Student> deal 
44:00 <Skirmish> Excellent. Pakiwakismackie.
45:00 <Student> now "stop crying like a bitch"
45:00 <Student> :P
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
48:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: pick on student it's fun
48:00 <Skirmish> Evening Kate.
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
49:00 <Student> TheRon :)
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> effort ron
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai skirmish
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Skirmish> Nobody wants your dick pakiwakismackie
49:00 <Clarkson> two seconds before I typed I thought "that is so funny!", I laughed so hard I almost shit myself
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics will suffice thanx
49:00 <Student> i know you want it bad Skirmish :P
49:00 <Skirmish> You wish mate.
50:00 <Student> not in my worse dream 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <robot> hi k8
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai, sup?
51:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Student was just telling us how he understands why women are killed in honour killings because they have moved outside of family traditions.
51:00 <robot> not a lot.  dreading going back to work tomorrow.  drawing in this app faux put me onto
51:00 <robot> c
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> well student is a dick.
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice robot 
52:00 <Student> "noice"
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> honor killings are men asserting their power over women 
53:00 <faux> lmao
54:00 <robot> Student i will come over there, open up your front door and crack out a massive stenchy butt nugget on ur front door step
54:00 <robot> not rly
54:00 <robot> but yeh
55:00 <Student> good luck robot
55:00 <Student> here comes the fighter
55:00 <Skirmish> robot: Shitting in the open there is an accepted norm.
56:00 <Skirmish> Have you hit on simonna already Student?
56:00 <robot> lol
56:00 <simonna> He's been at it for years.
56:00 <Student> lol
56:00 <Student> here comes the Evidence
56:00 <TheRon> a crap in the letterbox is a welcomed gift
56:00 <Skirmish> knocked back at every turn.
57:00 <simonna> Every. Time.
57:00 <simonna> Yes
57:00 <Student> bad thing is , simonna is so fragile she take days to recover
57:00 <Skirmish> My lovely wife made a caramel cheesecake for my birthday and I think I have eaten too much of it.
57:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ thinking that simonna is fragile. She would knock you the fuck out Student.
57:00 <Clarkson> all this talk of arses has got MoHawK's little pecker hard
58:00 <Student> your lovely wife = gay man voluenteering their butt 
58:00 <simonna> What!
58:00 <thestig> happy bday skirmish
58:00 <Skirmish> No, if that was the case I would have said 'Some gay bloke bought me a cheesecake'.
58:00 <Clarkson> Apples you retard how did you sneak back in here ?
58:00 <simonna> When's the big day, Squeamish?
58:00 <Student> She would think like that that is the reason she compose herself and come again but only to get hit and spread
59:00 <simonna> And yes. I have a sneaking suspicion that I'd be able to take him, quite easily at that.
59:00 <Skirmish> simonna: Thursday.
59:00 <simonna> Last or the one coming up
59:00 <simonna> ?
59:00 <faux> LOL
59:00 <Skirmish> You mean my birthday or wedding day? Wedding day was last august.
59:00 <faux> student is hilarious tonight
59:00 <faux> what is happening
59:00 <simonna> I meant your birthday.
59:00 <simonna> The other big day.
00:00 <simonna> Hey faux
00:00 <faux> hey love
00:00 <Skirmish> This thursday.
00:00 <faux> hows it
00:00 <simonna> Noice.
00:00 <simonna> Happy birthday for then!
00:00 <simonna> Aren't you supposed to be saving the cake for then?
00:00 <simonna> Also, <3 cheesecake.
00:00 <TheRon> the wife offering sex for the b'day?
00:00 <simonna> Oh my.
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <Skirmish> Your screen must be different to mine faux because there's nothing funny coming out of pakiwakismackie.
01:00 <faux> ok
01:00 <Student> hi faux, it is nothing but you are know foreign, a guy is "Crying like a bitch" saying i do not make sense to him :P
01:00 <faux> LOL
01:00 <Skirmish> simonna: We had it with dinner last night because she is back to work tonight, Ethan goes home to his mum tomorrow and I will be at work Thursday night.
01:00 <Student> here comes the Evidence
02:00 <simonna> Ah, yes.
02:00 <simonna> Makes perfect sense.
02:00 <Skirmish> 'but you are know foreign'. Makes perfect sense.
02:00 <simonna> You're exactly a week before me.
02:00 <Student> ha ha Skirmish
03:00 <Student> that was specificaly planted for you to raise Skirmish , good JOB
03:00 <Skirmish> A+
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> is student the new beehhh?
03:00 <Skirmish> In all fairness it is not difficult to point out the crap you type that makes no sense.
03:00 <Student> more like a E 
03:00 <TheRon> you're face to face with the man who sold the world
03:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: You summoned him.
04:00 <beehhh> i hope entire asia gets a 8.8 earthquake
04:00 <thestig> wow look at student trying so hard to be funny
04:00 <beehhh> ince paki india china
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> apologies 
04:00 <beehhh> except for bangladesh we re blessed
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> best to ignore cunts like that, aye.
04:00 <Skirmish> In answer to your original question. Yes, I think so.
04:00 <TheRon> fuck me we got teo of them
04:00 <Student> here comes my innocence evidence ;)
04:00 <TheRon> two
04:00 <beehhh> kk is a bullier she bullied me to death
05:00 <Student> Becareful for what you ask for 
05:00 <beehhh> <3
05:00 <TheRon> as long as you're not stoned to death
05:00 <faux> a bullier
06:00 <Student> makeo senso please makeo senso 
06:00 <faux> LOL
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.buzzfeed.com/simoncrerar/land-of-the-rising-wtf?bffb&utm_term=.ct7RRlQQ2#.kcp77Xppk
06:00 <beehhh> bullying is an pandemic
07:00 <beehhh> https://shar.es/1e1vHf
08:00 <TheRon> make bullying kill itself
08:00 <Student> a total melt down?
09:00 <dematerializard> hello friends I am back I have come for my wife
09:00 <Student> lol dematerializard, Hello ;)
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> www.realdoll.com?
09:00 <beehhh> she bullied me to the parmanent residency of a dreamland and gave me a jackass
09:00 <Student> www.silicondoll.com
09:00 <TheRon> get her up on blocks?
10:00 <beehhh> i lad at sydney killed his wife with cricket bat, people are being more and more agressive
10:00 <TheRon> was it an honour kiliing?
11:00 <beehhh> one guy*
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <Student> beehhh was that "honour killing"?
11:00 <beehhh> my ex rob me to the bone and i stood still
11:00 <beehhh> robbed
11:00 <TheRon> that norell is no good
12:00 <Student> thanks for the spelling "retype"
12:00 <beehhh> it wasnt delivered to pakistan
13:00 <Student> ofcourse, it will go to the mentioned address
13:00 <beehhh> you're not having my norell, not while im stll alive :p
13:00 <TheRon> i don't want her, she has a dick
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick is good
13:00 <beehhh> how is the mudslide combined with landside and flashflood treating you Student
14:00 <beehhh> small dick perhaps shes a woman
14:00 <TheRon> you should've watched the footy katatonic_kate01, there was a big Cox
14:00 <beehhh> rex vs cox
14:00 <Student> beehhh heared about that via news
15:00 <beehhh> i heard all the paki ended up in syria trying to reach to europe
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> was busy with the fam bam, eating cake!
15:00 <Student> must be rumour
16:00 <TheRon> i prefer pie
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> step sister + daughter’s b/day today. 
16:00 <Student> else all the syrians would leave syria , voluenteerly :P
16:00 <beehhh> i prefer 4n20s steakpie
17:00 <beehhh> Student america will bomb pakistan next once they done with syria
17:00 <Student> you might have to save a decade to get a 4n20s steakpie
17:00 <Student> america is bombing syria? that is a news
17:00 <beehhh> no i wouldnt they are sold in my town australian grocery store :p
18:00 <Student> ha ha beehhh
18:00 <Student> good for you :)
18:00 <beehhh> i got all three siblings are citizens to the country so it will be easier for me to go there, but you couldnt
19:00 <partay> beehhh what's it like to be a  spastic?
19:00 <TheRon> down's?
20:00 <beehhh> give a spastic some morfine and he will fly to the top
20:00 <Skirmish> America has already been bombing Pakistan using drones.
21:00 <robot> /eagles
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah is game of thrones out?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> new season?
21:00 <robot> it's very soon if not already
21:00 <Skirmish> Yes Kate.
21:00 <robot> mad
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK YEAH!
22:00 <robot> kate:  winter is coming.
22:00 <Student> Skirmish you seem expert in affairs related to pakistan, when did some pakistani did you? ;)
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> I shall get ze husband to d/l it
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> <3 winter!
22:00 <robot> yeah!
22:00 <robot> gingers unite for winter
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas
22:00 <TheRon> \gingervitis
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> I bet the unborn is going to be a ginger
22:00 <dematerializard> i just told a faceboko acquaintance that if they were my mother i would have incestuous relations with them
23:00 <Skirmish> Student: I read things. It allows me to know about a lot of topics.
23:00 <dematerializard> who thinks the reply will be favourable?
23:00 <robot> faceboko, the lesser known japanese cousin of facebook
23:00 <TheRon> if it is red, adoption is an option
23:00 <faux> lmao
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol naw
23:00 <Student> Skirmish that is a good habbit 
24:00 <Skirmish> 'when did some pakistani did you?' Pakiwakismackie.
24:00 <Student> lol
25:00 <Student> date?
25:00 <robot> okay Student but you have to have me home by 11 ok
25:00 <Student> 11 am?
26:00 <robot> pm
26:00 <robot> or i'll turn into a clock radio.
26:00 <Student> it is ok dorimon, any thing for you 
31:00 <Student> was that all ? :)
33:00 <partay> dematerializard did you refer to them as a MILF?
33:00 <dematerializard> damn right i did
33:00 <beehhh> climate change will leave no dispair
33:00 <NoDope> I am typing out sentences wothoit ising the rthe keypboard
33:00 <beehhh> Student (: haram khur
34:00 <Student> kiya hogaya hay behan kaay loray?
34:00 <beehhh> Student cooked pork belly for his dinner
34:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap-t46_Sy3A
35:00 <Student> MILF doing it for charity ;)
35:00 <beehhh> Student one of your cousin with his missus killed 14 innocent people over an ipad in california
36:00 <TheRon> MrMark: i've just run out of melbourne cliches
36:00 <Student> 14 innocent people :) you checked their innocence?
36:00 <beehhh> see what i mean
37:00 <beehhh> i checked your missus innocence but she has failed the test
38:00 <Student> same here, you missus checked your innocence and you failed the test, Hence you know what........
41:00 <beehhh> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/f16-fighter-jet-saves-patient-life-norway-flying-medical-equipment-a6996651.html
41:00 <beehhh> silence Student or they will escort you to villawood detention centre
41:00 <Student> start reading beehhh
42:00 <beehhh> i dont read paki news at all
42:00 <Student> will help your miserable life
42:00 <beehhh> my life is fruitful
42:00 <faux> lmaoooo
42:00 <Student> where is fruit? :p
42:00 <beehhh> in my arse for you
42:00 <Student> you baron land ;)
43:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
43:00 <Student> lol
43:00 <TheRon> beehhh:  is the fruit
43:00 <beehhh> i have norell im the most happiest person on this planet
43:00 <beehhh> everything else dont matter
43:00 <Student> where is the fruit? norell can't produce your fruit
44:00 <Doodle> welcome Matthew
44:00 <Matthew> thank you Doodle
44:00 <Student> such respect Doodle :)
44:00 <beehhh> she produce and i would swallow
44:00 <TheRon> sorry Matthew you were right
44:00 <beehhh> no more stress between us
44:00 <Student> that is not fruit, that are merely seeds that are going to waste, once again 
44:00 <TheRon> beehhh: shouldn't she be the one who swallows?
44:00 <Doodle> she's a man
45:00 <TheRon> fair point
45:00 <beehhh> indeed its give and take and dont ask dont tell
45:00 <Matthew> I generally am
45:00 <Doodle> and modest
45:00 <beehhh> ladyboys are better this day n edge
45:00 <Doodle> lmao
45:00 <beehhh> sparks the fire when you need it
45:00 <Student> when are you reverting to a ladyboy beehhh? ;)
46:00 <beehhh> (: Student when you guys are you not flee to europe
46:00 <Skirmish> You should get some breast implants beehhh and then Student would agree to a marraige so you could live in Pakistan.
47:00 <beehhh> i rather marry someone from somalia but not pakistan
47:00 <Doodle> they wont let beehhh in pakistan
47:00 <Student> Skirmish talking about your LOVELY WIFE? :P oh man 
47:00 <Doodle> they will hang him from a crane
47:00 <Skirmish> LOL would rather live in Somalia than Pakistan. ouch.
47:00 <Student> He got some breast implants, Skirmish and HE live happily after, what a story 
48:00 <Student> beehhh is no body in Pakistan 
48:00 <Student> they will hardly notice
48:00 <Skirmish> Didn't work student. Makes no sense as usual.
48:00 <Student> unless he arrives with the Lady Boy 
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> beeh r u skill dating that tranny?
48:00 <Student> Skirmish you are right, it takes two to tango 
48:00 <beehhh> this is a scene from Student's backyard in peshwar
48:00 <Student> i am not blaming for your Birth disasters Skirmish ;)
48:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p1kKd_kBEs
50:00 <Student> Brb
50:00 <Skirmish> Yeah Student I totally agree I can't be held responsible for star trek spok licking the balls of a french bulldog dancing in iran.
51:00 <beehhh> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3556044/Bundeena-manhunt-woman-killed-man-left-unconscious.html
51:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
51:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJnboi8rOpo
51:00 <TheRon> for student
52:00 <beehhh> read it man, its true news
53:00 <TheRon> Doodle: rowan atkinson - fatal beatings
53:00 <beehhh> pakis are usually betting on people's wealth thats why they drives taxi or uber 
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what does that meen
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ???
53:00 <faux> it meens shut the god damn hell up
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i want to know tho
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> why so many indians drive taxi
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ???????
54:00 <beehhh> no money no talks
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but u cant make much driving taxi bruh
54:00 <beehhh> so they can prey on the vulnerables
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> farking hard work driv8ng a cab
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sitting in a farkin car.all day
55:00 <beehhh> true if you arrive only last week from karachi
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> most indians like to deal with arabs
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and afghans and africans
56:00 <beehhh> madam please show me the roads im new to this town, and you are drunken pissed
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> chinese only like to deal with chinese
56:00 <beehhh> i been to chinese massage parlor in australia very cheap
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> do many Indian taxi driver rape women m8?
57:00 <beehhh> too many koran parlor in sydney
57:00 <beehhh> korean
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> 2mani everywhere
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> better than aussie brothel m8
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just old ladies
57:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell-alpha they sure will rape your wallet
58:00 <beehhh> and then pay the fees
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i seldom use taxi
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> uber m8
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats the future
58:00 <TheRon> hitchhike
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> most jobs eill go
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> will go
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> was talkin to a big data guy on saturday
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> he reckons most jobs will go soon
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u can buy self driving car already in usa m8
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> best job us run a yum cha or massage
00:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/anti-slavery-workers-say-gov-failing-sex-trafficking-victim/7210778
00:00 <beehhh> this news might interest you georgeandwell-alpha, cause you visit parlor quite frequently
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeh but i use mainly white girls
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cos i can get asian grls easy m8
01:00 <beehhh> you enoconomy is shirnking cause money were sent offshore by foreign workers
01:00 <TheRon> faux i just saw the sore, did the dragons try to lose that one?
01:00 <TheRon> score
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the girls i use aint for Asia bro so i aint trafficking but once i saw a few russian and romanian girls
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and i was a bit worry
02:00 <beehhh> 90% parlors in downunder are either from thai, china, korea or philipine
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> most the girls are tourist visa anywau
02:00 <dematerializard> so robot, remember that time when i said i called an fb acquaintance of mine a milf?
02:00 <dematerializard> she's coming over
02:00 <beehhh> i been to japanese parlor in south melbourne
02:00 <dematerializard> mission complete
02:00 <faux> lol TheRon 
02:00 <faux> they were leading by 18
02:00 <faux> won by 2
02:00 <faux> woeful
03:00 <beehhh> faux was dressed as japon girl
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> theyre not exploited.mate... its only dickhead journalist who think girls r traffic...
03:00 <faux> ye man
03:00 <faux> i love japon
03:00 <robot> pix dematerializard
03:00 <beehhh> michael is same like you
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> vast majority come to oz to.make money on tourist visa then go home
03:00 <partay> dematerializard we want pics 
03:00 <beehhh> bit elder
03:00 <dematerializard> later
03:00 <TheRon> not confident about the storm tonight
03:00 <TheRon> warriors like playing us
03:00 <partay> fuckin roosters 
04:00 <beehhh> his missus also runs a shop shes quiet charming
04:00 <partay> last time i tip those spastics 
04:00 <beehhh> it dont matter if you flirt with someone behind your husband's back
04:00 <NoDope> maybe american cops shoot black youth because t5he cops are carryiung sterotypes prom,oted by black yoputh and rapper gangster szhit.... hmmm
05:00 <robot> pix dematerializard or it didn't happen!
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah man blacks r dangerous 
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and white poor folk
05:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell-alpha very small girls chinese
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but blacks more so
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> theres many massage placess in Melbourne 
06:00 <beehhh> sydney has the most
06:00 <TheRon> thai massage in ballarat
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just keeps growing
06:00 <beehhh> yellow pages are full in nsw
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dunno how many people use them
06:00 <TheRon> massage or "massage"?
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> must b a lot
07:00 <beehhh> massure
07:00 <beehhh> massuse
07:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> police cant do nothin it seems
07:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lolololo
08:00 <beehhh> cops been bribed from boarder to the space
08:00 <beehhh> these are multi billion dollar transection
09:00 <beehhh> you are just a small pawn in the big pond
09:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> better than sportsbet or crown
09:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> or smoke ice
09:00 <beehhh> crown
09:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so im happy being small fish
09:00 <TheRon> is it true in phuket $15, $20 for happy ending?
09:00 <beehhh> before i worked there harrold
09:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dont use ice
10:00 <beehhh> 30bucks they provide rimjob
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dunno mate i only go in aussie
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol rimjob massage
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> good one m8
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u must mean the gay ones u go to beeh
10:00 <partay> watching beehhh and georgeandwell converse is like watching the special olympics
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cos girls dont do that bro...rimjob is too dirty
11:00 <TheRon> what happens at the bath house stays at the bath house
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah i dont like doing illegal stuff overseas
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and im on vacation i like to just go on tours
11:00 <TheRon> like weed in bali?
11:00 <beehhh> TheRon smells like urine
11:00 <robot> partay my sentiments exactly
12:00 <beehhh> he paid extra
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah any drop or hookers etc... i dont know the situation bro ... ur a lame duck mate if u fuck up
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> drugs i mean
12:00 <beehhh> nah! dudes im happy with internet porn and gifs
12:00 <Clarkson> but it makes me fart
13:00 <robot> Clarkson actually holds a more coherent conversation with himself than beehhh does with georgeandwell-alpha
13:00 <Clarkson> cheesebung: you havbe to let it set you fucking newbie.
13:00 <beehhh> you dont know what you could catch at those parlor
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its.pretty safe for massages and parlours...asia is famous for that for centuries...cops dont caree,,, but i implore you dont do drugs.....
13:00 <beehhh> then no pizza tonight
13:00 <beehhh> asian people invented the sex i reckon
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if u get caught with drugs in asia ur farked bruh no joke
13:00 <TheRon> yeah, the indians
13:00 <beehhh> my town alone has 30million people in a size of 300sq/km
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> dont even use weed... the locals use it no prob but when cops see foreigner....they will gwt u bribe money or jail m8
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if u get caught with drugs in asia ur farked bruh no joke
13:00 <TheRon> yeah, the indians
13:00 <beehhh> my town alone has 30million people in a size of 300sq/km
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> dont even use weed... the locals use it no prob but when cops see foreigner....they will gwt u bribe money or jail m8
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if u get caught with drugs in asia ur farked bruh no joke
14:00 <TheRon> yeah, the indians
14:00 <beehhh> my town alone has 30million people in a size of 300sq/km
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> dont even use weed... the locals use it no prob but when cops see foreigner....they will gwt u bribe money or jail m8
16:00 <TheRon> go storm
16:00 <TheRon> 10 - 0
16:00 <robot> beehhh where are you from
16:00 <beehhh> miri is quieter than melb syd even adelaide or brisbane or even perth 
16:00 <beehhh> darwin can be similar
17:00 <beehhh> robot im from my mother and you
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hes ur son
17:00 <robot> what country do you live in 
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> seems to me that the 10yrs beeh was in asutralia all he experienced was saunas and parlours
19:00 <TheRon> back alley handjobs?
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> teannies and gay baths
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> then he says they didnt give him a visa
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and i wonder why
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> he seems to know a lot about the workings of brothels and saunas...despite being on a student visa for 10yrs
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> my knowledge is like the blurb as the back of a book compared to beehs
22:00 <TheRon> he be pimpin'?
23:00 <partay> no
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dunno what he was doing
23:00 <TheRon> who?
23:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/IPnTH-cCRE8
23:00 <partay> he does as much pimpin as georgie 
23:00 <TheRon> who he was doing
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> keeps complaing they reject his visa and deported him
24:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> anyway australias economy has been feed by migrantion for near 20yrs now
25:00 <partay> 16-0
25:00 <TheRon> got to stop those filthy new zealanders from sneaking across our borders
25:00 <TheRon> go storm
26:00 <TheRon> are kiwis like sheepbacks?
26:00 <TheRon> like mexicans are wetbacks
27:00 <TheRon> they took our jerbs!
28:00 <Matthew> Beryl
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> 👉👌
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> saw a grl put that on her tinder
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> made me laffol
29:00 <TheRon> Matthew: storm 16 - warriors - 0 21 mins in
29:00 <Matthew> it's 20-0 now
29:00 <TheRon> excellent
29:00 <Matthew> sorry... 22-0
30:00 <TheRon> even better
30:00 <TheRon> not watching it, are the kiwis witches hats?
30:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpuINaqFPh8
40:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/mcintinhos/status/724446171184263168
40:00 <couleurs> this guy a bad ass
42:00 <couleurs> HaPPy ANzAc DaY EvErYoNe
43:00 <TheRon> it is a day or mourning
43:00 <couleurs> no it's evening now Ron
43:00 <couleurs> xDDDD
44:00 <TheRon> OH ALRIGHT
45:00 <TheRon> bvb lose?
45:00 <TheRon> storm 26 warriors 0
46:00 <TheRon> the storm are better than your BvB
46:00 <couleurs> no they won 3-0
47:00 <MrMark> Baby Animals
48:00 <amsy> oils better than everyone
48:00 <Floss> So yeh
48:00 <TheRon> MrMark: i've just run out of melbourne cliches
50:00 <TheRon> 28 - 0
52:00 <TheRon> matchbox 20 - long day
52:00 <Trevor> most niggers are black
52:00 <TheRon> are some niggers hispanic?
53:00 <TheRon> are people from niger niggers?
56:00 <couleurs> i'm a niger
57:00 <TheRon> what are people from niger called?
57:00 <TheRon> nigerians are from nigeria
00:00 <TheRon> alanis morrissete is god
06:00 <TheRon> getting away with it all messed up
06:00 <Matthew> walking in memphissss
07:00 <breaker> Matthew, Essendon lost.. how do you feel about that?
07:00 <TheRon> indifferent i would've thought
09:00 <Matthew> it is truly shocking that a club missing 12 of it's top 14 players lost a game of football
10:00 <Matthew> especially when their opposition was bagged by all in the media during the week as hopeless
10:00 <Matthew> ZzZzzzZ...
10:00 <breaker> James Hird gave Essendon a bad name... that's on his sticker for lyfe. LoLoLoL "whos James Hird?"
11:00 <TheRon> i'd rather talk about the storm
13:00 <couleurs> BvB
13:00 <TheRon> GWS
14:00 <Floss> So yeh
15:00 <TheRon> Floss: tell us about the battle of shrute farms
15:00 <Floss> That's a long story champ
15:00 <Floss> Many beets tragically lost their lives
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on ay?
16:00 <Floss> R is the most scary sound their is. That's why it's called Murder,  not muckduck
16:00 <Floss> There*
16:00 <partay> Floss how's your arse ?
17:00 <Floss> Not bad thanks
17:00 <couleurs> Brb Every1
17:00 <Floss> Just vome back from doing some jumping I was ok
17:00 <Floss> Sitting in the dining chair fucks me up worse than that
18:00 <TheRon> shrute farms was the northern most battle of the civil war
18:00 <Floss> Shel be right
18:00 <partay> does it need a massage?
18:00 <Floss> Nah I'm pretty right actually cheers
21:00 <TheRon> dwight shrute started an escort service
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on m8teys
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> it is dead as a nuns cunt in here georgeandwell-alpha
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> look....there goes a tumbleweed
36:00 <couleurs> maybe she's born with it, maybe it's margarine
36:00 <WhoMadeWho> its so dead in here, that not even fungus is growing on the room walls
37:00 <faux> lmao margarine
37:00 <WhoMadeWho> prypyat has more life than here
37:00 <couleurs> thank u
37:00 <partay> WhoMadeWho you can always gtfo
37:00 <WhoMadeWho> but wait...a troll
37:00 <couleurs> agreed
38:00 <Zade> you mean pripyat?
38:00 <WhoMadeWho> hmmmmmmmmmmm
39:00 <WhoMadeWho> https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/Pryp'yat',+Kyivs'ka+oblast,+Ukraine,+255614/@51.4066963,30.0361971,14z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x472a7daa5b69c469:0x32d80be9b6bf089a
39:00 <couleurs> is that indian for paypal
39:00 <faux> someones playing christmas carols really loudly
39:00 <faux> smakin me happy
39:00 <WhoMadeWho> i guess the spelling alters
40:00 <WhoMadeWho> depending on where you source from
40:00 <couleurs> merry xmas fax
40:00 <faux> tomato 
40:00 <partay> right up the road from chornobyl
40:00 <Zade> maybe
40:00 <faux> tenks colores
40:00 <partay> that explains it 
40:00 <faux> chorn
40:00 <WhoMadeWho> you are familiar with it partay
40:00 <WhoMadeWho> and know of what i speak
41:00 <partay> yes
41:00 <Zade> i was unsure cos the spellingwas wrong 
41:00 <WhoMadeWho> its a tourism destination now
41:00 <WhoMadeWho> but enter at own risk i suspect
41:00 <faux> CHoRNoBYL
41:00 <partay> no the spelling is right 
41:00 <partay> google it 
41:00 <Matthew> Cheryl Noble
41:00 <faux> lol
41:00 <Matthew> good friend of mine
42:00 <faux> dont you mean Choryl
42:00 <Zade> sorry i always spelt it pripyat
42:00 <WhoMadeWho> regardless of the spelling partay....the fact you are familiar with it pleases me
43:00 <Matthew> Feral Chernobyl
43:00 <couleurs> please please me oh yea
43:00 <WhoMadeWho> googlemaps spells it prypyat
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on ay
44:00 <WhoMadeWho> i care not who wins on the spelling
44:00 <faux> WHo DaReS WiNS
44:00 <WhoMadeWho> its a famous place often depicted in gaming
45:00 <Zade> i would like to check it out oneday 
45:00 <WhoMadeWho> its the town that got covered in the fallout from the chornobyl nuclear reaction explosion
45:00 <WhoMadeWho> evacuated by the government
45:00 <WhoMadeWho> and is now a radioactive ghost town
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> a meca for those that dare tourists
46:00 <partay> they do run small tours through the outskirts now
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> yar they do indeed
46:00 <Floss> What are we doing now
46:00 <Floss> Sorry I was distracted
46:00 <partay> you have to sign a radioactive waiver
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> get to go and see the famouse ferris wheel and the dodgem cars
47:00 <partay> so in 20 years if you grow another head u cant sue them 
47:00 <Floss> I need my head
47:00 <partay> youll have a spare
47:00 <Floss> That doesn't sound useful
48:00 <Floss> I haven't wrecked this one yet
48:00 <partay> it would be for a doble headed bj
48:00 <Floss> That's like fkn dragon insurance
48:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sgarn on
48:00 <Floss> If im fucked enough to need a new head then maybe I'm just to stupid to live
48:00 <WhoMadeWho> what could you do with a woman with two heads.....head job and rim job i suspect
49:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
49:00 <WhoMadeWho> hallo
49:00 <Floss> I feel like that fried noodle coleslaw
49:00 <Floss> With chicken
49:00 <TheRiddler> where is that?
50:00 <Matthew> from mKR ?
50:00 <Floss> No its the recipe on the back of the fried noodle packets
50:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
50:00 <Floss> It's fkn gooooòd
50:00 <TheRiddler> cool
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sgarn
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> m8
50:00 <Floss> It's amazing with a large box of popcorn chickeb
51:00 <Picard> evening
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sgarn picard
51:00 <TheRiddler> I think wa chinese place on peels place does fried noodles
51:00 <partay> Hello Picard
51:00 <partay> Enjoy the game today?
51:00 <Floss> Oh Hai picard
51:00 <Floss> Ya smarmy old cunt
52:00 <faux> wa chinese place on peels place 
52:00 <Picard> didnt watch it partay
52:00 <TheRiddler> yes
52:00 <Picard> i did take a look at the results, lol @ essendon
53:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember the name
53:00 <Floss> That place is supposed to be good faux
53:00 <WhoMadeWho> hello Pie Card
53:00 <TheRiddler> I think it's just was chinese
53:00 <TheRiddler> *WA
54:00 <Floss> TheRiddler do u remember the huge drama about the Chinese place being raided and the cops finding a few dogs in the back freezer?
54:00 <TheRiddler> +called
54:00 <TheRiddler> nope
54:00 <TheRiddler> which 1 was that
54:00 <Floss> Wouldve been like 20 yrs ago it was the one on York st where boots is now
54:00 <Floss> Noodlers*
54:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
54:00 <WhoMadeWho> i like steak and black bean sauce with vegetables.......with a serve of spring rolls and prawn chips on the side
54:00 <Floss> It was a rottie and 2 German shepherds or something like that
55:00 <WhoMadeWho> albeit, probably getting served dog or cat in place of steak
55:00 <TheRiddler> was that before the supermarket was there
55:00 <Floss> I just remember it was where my folks used to go, you paid for a plate and went round the buffet
55:00 <TheRiddler> or was the kebab place the supermarket
55:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
56:00 <Floss> Yeah it was around there up from the venice
56:00 <Floss> It was really popular till then lol
56:00 <TheRiddler> I hear that the owner under pays ppl at the kebab place
56:00 <Floss> Having pets in the freezer is not really something you just bounce back from
56:00 <TheRiddler> nope
56:00 <TheRiddler> never
57:00 <Floss> It must be fucked working there hey
57:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sgarn on fellas
57:00 <Floss> I worked the sat shift last week I was parked out the front...the guys behind the counter were  copping it big time from the drunks
57:00 <Floss> How do they not smash the cunts
57:00 <Clarkson> shandy is gay
57:00 <TheRiddler> what do you do for work?
58:00 <Floss> Your mum
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <Floss> Lol nah
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> haha
59:00 <Floss> The mess was unbelievable lol so much lettuce on the street
59:00 <Floss> Why fkn bother
59:00 <WhoMadeWho> lett us take a momemnt
00:00 <WhoMadeWho> and.....done
00:00 <Floss> Did everyone do their minute silence today
00:00 <Matthew> oh no. if Lauren and Carmine win tonight... I am boycotting MKR
00:00 <Floss> I stopped watching it ay
00:00 <Floss> Cbfed with it
00:00 <Floss> That cunt with her signature mud cake lolol
00:00 <Picard> Matthew, like you boycott the fotty?
01:00 <Picard> footy*
01:00 <Floss> I prefer fotty
01:00 <Picard> same Floss
01:00 <Matthew> Picard, like you boycotted your wife as soon as her tits started to sag?
01:00 <Clarkson> Might as well wear a sign that says "Will whore it up with friends for free drinks".
01:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching DC's Legends of tomorrow
01:00 <Picard> nuh i like her tits
01:00 <Clarkson> let me feel ur hard cock
01:00 <Floss> Good grief that turned round fast
01:00 <Floss> Buy him dinner first you cunt
02:00 <Picard> do you boycott an arse if you dick comes out covered with shit?
02:00 <Floss> No you make her clean it up
02:00 <Picard> Matthew case you make "him" clean it
02:00 <Picard> he loves arse to mouth
02:00 <Floss> I smell pickles
02:00 <Floss> But there are no pickles here
03:00 <Floss> Wtf
03:00 <Picard> close your legs
03:00 <TheRiddler> picard likes be able to suck on them from accross the kitchen table
03:00 <TheRiddler> or spooning her
03:00 <Floss> It's ok
03:00 <Picard> fuck off TheRiddler
03:00 <Floss> It was the berocca
03:00 <Floss> Smelled a bit like pickles
03:00 <Floss> Carry on
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <Picard> poor little faggot boy crying because he didnt win on mkr
04:00 <Floss> This cunt I live with has just walked off and left the wii on
04:00 <Floss> It's playing this fucking song round and round
04:00 <Picard> unplug it
04:00 <Picard> fuck him
04:00 <Floss> FUCK GOLF
04:00 <Matthew> oh no. the hot gay guy has been knocked out of MKR
04:00 <Matthew> *turns TV off*
05:00 <Picard> faggot
05:00 <Floss> I yelled at him until he did something about it
05:00 <Floss> I shouldn't have to move
05:00 <Picard> sooky cunt needs to grow a set
06:00 <Trevor> oh ok sorry
06:00 <Floss> Got any fkn durries on ya cunt?
06:00 <Floss> I love him he's a funny bastard
07:00 <partay> finally.. Maurice is here.. pants off everyone 
07:00 <Picard> yuk
07:00 <partay> Picard Mauice has a pristine vag..
07:00 <WhoMadeWho> MooooooOOOOOOOOrRRR......ReeeeeeeeeeeSH
07:00 <Floss> Mine have been gone for ages
08:00 <partay> Floss same here 
08:00 <Floss> Moooo
08:00 <Floss> Rice
08:00 <Floss> Meat drapes
09:00 <Picard> i was referring to you with no pants on partay
10:00 <WhoMadeWho> Pissflaps like the Winged Keel on Australia 2..... https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8046/8095821088_d416bd8766_b.jpg
10:00 <couleurs> i've bean boycotting Matthew 4 a while now any1 else
10:00 <Picard> yes
11:00 <Picard> he has turned into a whiny cunt, again
11:00 <Picard> i dont think he likes melbourne's winter approaching
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so whats garn on ay?
12:00 <partay> Picard just ask and i can show you my dick pic... You'll love it 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
17:00 <dematerializard> werd
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
20:00 <beehhh> http://www.qmul.ac.uk/ i might study here, too many to choose from
22:00 <couleurs> boycott beehhh 2
24:00 <Picard> partay no thanks
24:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on
28:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w2lNpixqOc
28:00 <couleurs> Oweseom!!!
28:00 <partay> georgeandwell you austistc ocd spastic. Why do you keep saying that?
29:00 <British^Meat> well that escalated quickly...
29:00 <partay> lol
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> m8 i dont hav autism or work in IT
31:00 <partay> Im surprised you even hace a job 
31:00 <partay> have*
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeh i know it pays more than urs
31:00 <partay> it must be like a process worker in a factory 
31:00 <partay> dipping dildo's in the pink paint maybe 
32:00 <partay> even that would be above your pay grade 
32:00 <partay> remember I know people you used to work with
32:00 <partay> I know you're a spastic
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> problem with u is you think u can get ahead without doing work or being good at ur job
33:00 <partay> anyway
33:00 <partay> shush
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> typical govt worker
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> useless m8
33:00 <Floss> Carn m8
33:00 <partay> how about that game 
34:00 <Floss> Can't even work slut
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im watchin a.doco about jews
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and vaping
34:00 <Floss> I tried vapung the other night
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> improving me knowledge
34:00 <Floss> Was quite nice
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeh its addictive
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im hooked
35:00 <Floss> It hit right at the end
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ive stopped smoking analogs
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> gone full electic m8
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> s'garn on
37:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/sensualmarian/
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> my 1080p projector keeps sucking in all the vapour
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i better not smoke near it its gonna wreck it lol
38:00 <Floss> Have you ever had tomato soup and toasted cheese sammiches
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeh man i like all things tomato
39:00 <Floss> That is the best meal after some quality smoke
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i wander if i can get some marijuana vapes
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cos its legal in victoria. now
39:00 <Floss> You  vape something other than pot?
39:00 <Floss> Lol
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> medicinal m8 carn
40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> carn mate medicial marijuana 
40:00 <beehhh> i smoke weed everyday
40:00 <Floss> Shouldn't be too long till its legal everywhere hey
40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> beeh is legal where r u man?
40:00 <beehhh> cheap in bangladesh
40:00 <beehhh> yup
40:00 <beehhh> hot filo girl
40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> in most asia countries pot grows like weed bra
41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> in aussie they say kill it b4 it grows
46:00 <Trevor> well then... that pays for my NAS...
46:00 <Trevor> sold my dell poweredge rackmount
46:00 <Trevor> fuckin noisy power hungry peice of shit
46:00 <beehhh> ohhhh im so horny for that tranny
46:00 <couleurs> Sounds Good.
47:00 <WhoMadeWho> are you horny for a transister ?
47:00 <beehhh> ohhhhhh
48:00 <Trevor> http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/australian-couple-plead-bankruptcy-by-legal-bills-after-facebook-defamation-case-20160420-goauyw.html
49:00 <Picard> i need to pee
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats a poweredge worth these ddays
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ?
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whatever that is
50:00 <Trevor> got 1200 on ebay for mine
50:00 <Picard> $245
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i got a 1080p project from officeworks
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> loving the cinmea quality m8
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> $870
51:00 <couleurs> got ur moms for $2
51:00 <couleurs> -- amsy 
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ur i got when she was on sale m8
51:00 <dematerializard> hello @ amelia
51:00 <Trevor> prob not rack mountable
52:00 <Trevor> i used to have a rack here, but really cbf anymore
52:00 <Trevor> just amounts to a big elec bill
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i got rid of a lot of me stuff
52:00 <amelia> hello hi @ chu
53:00 <dematerializard> did you want to see more photos of your home village or do you not care
53:00 <beehhh> queen marry
54:00 <amelia> maybe show @ me tomorrow pls
55:00 <amelia> I wants to see but i will also pass ouy very soon
55:00 <dematerializard> ok
56:00 <amelia> :)
57:00 <robot> yea
57:00 <robot> thats what i said
57:00 <robot> gnite
58:00 <Picard> amelia
58:00 <Floss> Lol dwarfs
02:00 <GoldSpade> love them and leave them
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> garn on m8s
05:00 <dematerializard> http://i.imgur.com/bL83S8a.jpg
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on ay?
08:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> bottle water is just distilled water m8
08:00 <couleurs> tap water is ok when filtered but otherwise i only drink evian cos i am vaine ok bye
09:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hm
09:00 <Trevor> dematerializard, lol
10:00 <Trevor> ffs i want my nas like yesterday
10:00 <couleurs> which 1 did you buyed
10:00 <Trevor> except i asked for it to be posted cause i cbf going to auburn
10:00 <Trevor> http://www.thecus.com/product.php?PROD_ID=104
11:00 <Trevor> + 4x 4TB disks
11:00 <dematerializard> my gmilf canceled on me
11:00 <dematerializard> forever_a_virgin.mp4
12:00 <couleurs> why the heck a thecus they suckus
12:00 <Trevor> do they? whys that?
13:00 <Floss> Did you have a lady friend booked to meet you?
13:00 <dematerializard> not even
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ud nevr get laid if u buy that much IT gear
13:00 <dematerializard> just some older woman i used to work with years ago
13:00 <dematerializard> messaged her when i got home today and i was like "i would like to fuck you"
14:00 <Floss> Was she gunna come over and knock your junk aroubd
14:00 <dematerializard> yes
14:00 <dematerializard> well, so she says
14:00 <dematerializard> but apparently its a raincheck
14:00 <couleurs> crappy software/support and hardly any upgradability 
14:00 <dematerializard> it'll probably end up being a forgotten layby
15:00 <TheRiddler> thought that said ladyboy
15:00 <couleurs> <dematerializard> it'll probably end up being a forgotten ladyboy
15:00 <couleurs> that's what mine says??
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <Trevor> dematerializard, does this mean you lost $5?
16:00 <Trevor> was it worth it?
16:00 <dematerializard> not really
16:00 <Trevor> couleurs, why does thecus suckus?
16:00 <dematerializard> didnt even get a tit flash
16:00 <couleurs> <Trevor> crappy software/support and hardly any upgradability 
16:00 <Trevor> you say older... as in?
16:00 <dematerializard> 5
17:00 <dematerializard> 0
17:00 <dematerializard> no wait
17:00 <dematerializard> 52
17:00 <Trevor> couleurs, yea their software is pretty crap. But once its setup they're gold
17:00 <TheRiddler> thecus they suckus - harry potter
17:00 <Trevor> dematerializard, and how old are you?
17:00 <couleurs> should've got a synology or qnap bro 2 bad
17:00 <Floss> Is there a new power Rangers movie
17:00 <TheRiddler> yes and rita doesn't have cone tits
17:00 <dematerializard> considerably younger
17:00 <couleurs> dude that's old r u B1 dematerializard !!!
17:00 <Trevor> why bother?
18:00 <Trevor> just find a 20 year old thats stupid enough to sleep with you
18:00 <dematerializard> nah
18:00 <dematerializard> that takes effort
18:00 <Trevor> r u mental
18:00 <dematerializard> this one seemed keen
18:00 <dematerializard> then got cold feet
18:00 <Trevor> 20 year olds might act like theyre not keen until you slap them in the face with your cock
19:00 <Trevor> just uhh, make sure she isnt out with her bf
19:00 <Trevor> that one is always fun
19:00 <dematerializard> wouldnt care tbh
19:00 <dematerializard> im just tryna get my dick wet
19:00 <TheRiddler> is that how you got arrested
19:00 <Trevor> when did i get arrested?
20:00 <TheRiddler> when you became a bitch
20:00 <Clarkson> from the carton of dick milk.
21:00 <dematerializard> picard left in fear
22:00 <couleurs> he just wanted every1 2 c he was chatten up amelia
22:00 <dematerializard> oic
22:00 <TheRiddler> flight of the whale
23:00 <couleurs> :p
24:00 <Trevor> ash fite me irl k
24:00 <Trevor> c u @ maccas etc.
25:00 <Trevor> in da carpark
25:00 <couleurs> watching robocop 3 on tv... an anzac miracle 
26:00 <couleurs> milton from office space and thin oprah leaders of the underground resistance in 2022
27:00 <TheRiddler> are you going to defeat me by throwing mcnuggets at me?
27:00 <couleurs> Einen Klassik VHS.
31:00 <couleurs> sheesh y every1 in a bed mood now 
32:00 <TheRiddler> it's sleep time
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> s'garn ay?
44:00 <TheRiddler> jonnah hex
16:00 <TheRiddler> leonard snart sounds like an ally cat
17:00 <TheRiddler> meow
17:00 <TheRiddler> faux
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