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02:38:00 <beehhh> https://chaturbate.com/pretty_iya/
09:37:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffOPImz4Rp0&app=desktop <----- Interesting watch.
09:37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Triggering: Has Political Correctness Gone Too Far? Views: 231 Uploader: UMass College Republicans Uploaded: Apr 23, 2016 Duration: 0m0s Rating: 4.48
09:37:00 <Skirmish> Live streaming now from UMASS (america).
09:45:00 <Skirmish> WHALECUM back faux.
10:17:00 <Skirmish> Enjoying this stream.
10:23:00 <embri0n> what stream?/
10:25:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffOPImz4Rp0&app=desktop
10:25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Triggering: Has Political Correctness Gone Too Far? Views: 723 Uploader: UMass College Republicans Uploaded: Apr 23, 2016 Duration: 0m0s Rating: 4.57
10:25:00 <Skirmish> 50 mins into it now.
10:25:00 <embri0n> oh no thanx
10:25:00 <embri0n> not that much into politics
10:26:00 <Skirmish> It's interesting.
10:26:00 <Skirmish> Did you know that there are groups within Universities in america that want to limit free speech?
10:26:00 <Skirmish> They class anything that goes against their way of thinking and their narrative is 'hate speech'.
10:26:00 <embri0n> well, from americans i expect anything
10:27:00 <Skirmish> It's scary because they tend to set the stage for how western culture follows.
10:45:00 <Skirmish> Hey there mawrees
10:46:00 <Maurice> Morning
10:47:00 <Skirmish> I have discovered this morning that my skills in wordart do not allow me to design a good business logo.
11:06:00 <Floss> Lol good old wordart
11:07:00 <Skirmish> lol it's all I have on the pc so thought I would give it a go.
11:08:00 <Floss> I was the kid that made every wordart a rainbow
11:08:00 <Floss> I downloaded a really good program for logo making of kickass
11:09:00 <Floss> Always forget the name of it but I re downloaded it recently so it's still there
11:14:00 <money> good to know Floss, good to know
11:16:00 <Floss> Mmkay
11:28:00 <money> Thanks for keeping us in the know
11:42:00 <Floss> Here comes the rain
13:00:00 <zaim> eating cheezels before the dentist probably isnt a wise plan
13:05:00 <Floss> Lol nice
14:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
14:11:00 <faux> freeps n" peaks
14:11:00 <faux> ''''''''
14:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> egg white peaks
14:16:00 <faux> RIP Jack Dog
14:55:00 <Student> Greetings
14:55:00 <Skirmish> Hey there pakiwakismackie.
14:56:00 <faux> Netflixnchill2016
14:56:00 <Skirmish> #tag
14:56:00 <Student> Skirmish :)
15:03:00 <faux> Salutations
15:04:00 <Student> faux :)
15:04:00 <faux> :)
15:04:00 <Doodle> (_(_)XXXXD~
15:05:00 <Student> dual stomach?
15:05:00 <Skirmish> lol dis guy
15:06:00 <faux> would you guys run an old lady over for a million bux
15:06:00 <Doodle> no
15:06:00 <Student> nopes
15:06:00 <Doodle> who did u have in mind
15:07:00 <faux> what about picard
15:07:00 <Doodle> i'd run him over for free
15:08:00 <Student> nopes
15:08:00 <faux> imagine the damage to your car
15:08:00 <faux> write off
15:08:00 <Student> he have rights too ;)
15:08:00 <faux> WRiTe
15:09:00 <Doodle> i wouldnt use my car
15:09:00 <Doodle> imagine the stench
15:09:00 <faux> ye youd need a truck
15:11:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
15:11:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/171330336238674/videos/568984853139885/
15:12:00 <TheRiddler> adorable overload
15:44:00 <Student> ok, i have something for you people
15:44:00 <Student> guess what?
15:48:00 <zaim> snot.
15:49:00 <DarcyKey> dj
15:49:00 <DarcyKey> DK
15:49:00 <DarcyKey> DarcyKey
15:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> penny dreadful season 3 - Pretty good so far, just sayin'
16:02:00 <Doodle> 402
16:02:00 <TheRon> light up?
16:03:00 <Doodle> like picard's eyes when he drives past a preschool
16:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:27:00 <faux> blehh why am i so cold
16:31:00 <dematerializard> because its freezing
16:34:00 <faux> do u mind
16:36:00 <dematerializard> not really
16:41:00 <Floss> I've had the fire on for a few hours now
16:41:00 <Floss> The loungeroom is nice but everywhere else is bloody cold
16:41:00 <dematerializard> yeah the cold is starting to soak through the insulation here
16:41:00 <dematerializard> its still nicer than outside but i can feel it in my feets
16:44:00 <Student> :)
16:45:00 <faux> ive closed all me Windows
16:47:00 <Student> oh
16:48:00 <Student> your windows or your room's windows?
16:49:00 <TheRon> any peeping toms?
16:55:00 <Floss> so yeh
17:04:00 <faux> all the Windows Student lol
17:05:00 <Student> :)
17:19:00 <TheRiddler> err
17:19:00 <TheRiddler> faux
17:19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:19:00 <TheRiddler> tab fail
17:20:00 <TheRon> why not have both?
17:22:00 <faux> hello
17:29:00 <TheRon> faux aussie team named for the nz test
17:29:00 <TheRon> cronk and smith are in
17:30:00 <faux> lovely
17:30:00 <TheRon> i hope we give the kiwis a really good seeing to
17:32:00 <amsy> vital info alert
17:33:00 <Doodle> amelia and amsy, my 2 favourite am tab ppl
17:34:00 <amelia> stahp i am blush
17:34:00 <amelia> hai how you
17:34:00 <Doodle> lol
17:34:00 <Doodle> not too bad thx u?
17:34:00 <TheRiddler> hai amelia
17:34:00 <amelia> i am getting sick i fink but i am güd ta
17:34:00 <amelia> hai asheh
17:34:00 <TheRiddler> no quirky name change this time
17:35:00 <TheRiddler> I cant think of any anything
17:35:00 <Doodle> ew sick
17:35:00 <Doodle> stay away pls
17:35:00 <amelia> I knows, i feel ripped off asheh
17:35:00 <amelia> but but but
17:35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:35:00 <amsy> roodles ^.^
17:35:00 <Doodle> ^_^
17:36:00 <faux> aMeLiaR
17:37:00 <TheRiddler> apukeonya
17:37:00 <TheRiddler> :p
17:37:00 <amelia> hayssss
17:37:00 <TheRiddler> there you go
17:37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:37:00 <amelia> jeezus
17:37:00 <TheRiddler> I'm sure you would puke on someone too
17:38:00 <TheRiddler> for the lols
17:38:00 <amelia> I vomitted last night
17:38:00 <TheRiddler> that's no good
17:38:00 <faux> was ur schnitty schnitty bang bang off
17:38:00 <amelia> but i waited til got home cos i am classy like that
17:38:00 <amelia> no i met a boy at a pub and drank too many vodkas
17:39:00 <TheRiddler> shnitty shnitty bang bang we love you
17:39:00 <Serenity> lol
17:40:00 <TheRon> lovecats!
17:40:00 <amelia> Cats was shit
17:40:00 <Clarkson> not fucking making cds u idiot
17:41:00 <TheRiddler> the musical?
17:41:00 <faux> how can u hold in your vomit
17:41:00 <amelia> yas
17:41:00 <TheRon> the cure!
17:41:00 <amelia> nah i didn't need to vomit
17:41:00 <TheRiddler> dont think I've really seen it
17:41:00 <amelia> when i got home after uber ride it jus hit me
17:41:00 <amelia> mama wanted to see it so we went last weekend
17:42:00 <amelia> We both dozed off in the first half
17:42:00 <TheRiddler> maybe they should make a dogs
17:42:00 <amelia> like mama like daughter
17:42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:42:00 <TheRiddler> dogs the musical
17:42:00 <amelia> ahahaahha
17:42:00 <TheRiddler> probably be more leg humping
17:42:00 <amelia> yas that sounds much better already
17:42:00 <TheRon> i so wanna see the book of mormon
17:43:00 <amelia> I seen dat
17:43:00 <amelia> Its real funny
17:43:00 <amelia> only musical i liked
17:43:00 <TheRon> i've seen that african song on youtube
17:43:00 <amelia> I think its done by the guys who write south park?
17:43:00 <TheRon> the fuck you god one
17:43:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
17:43:00 <TheRon> yep sure is
17:43:00 <amelia> it really is so funny, I'd mos def see it again
17:44:00 <TheRiddler> book or mormon reminds me of the movie orgasmo
17:44:00 <Serenity> because its the same people.
17:44:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
17:44:00 <TheRiddler> that movie was great
17:44:00 <Serenity> trey and matt were raises mormons
17:44:00 <faux> more leghumping and jizz eating
17:44:00 <faux> can u sometimes smell stuff you think about
17:44:00 <faux> like i was talking about eucalyptus oil w amsy and now i can smell it
17:44:00 <Serenity> raised
17:45:00 <TheRon> matt is a jew
17:45:00 <Student> look who is back.......
17:45:00 <amelia> GA
17:45:00 <TheRiddler> is that a bad thing faux
17:45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:45:00 <TheRon> stan and kyle on south park are matt and trey
17:45:00 <Serenity> it is if shes thinking about you shoving things down your japs eye
17:46:00 <amelia> yux
17:46:00 <faux> is what bad
17:46:00 <TheRiddler> push it push it push it in some more
17:46:00 <faux> .
17:46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:47:00 <TheRiddler> every time someone says japs I think of the bob marley song
17:47:00 <TheRon> redemption song?
17:47:00 <TheRiddler> smelling eucalyptus
17:48:00 <TheRiddler> big brown eyes
17:49:00 <TheRon> anzac day yesterday, how many times do you think the japs and charlie were used?
17:49:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
17:49:00 <Serenity> are you talking about that song sweat?
17:49:00 <Serenity> thats not bob marley
17:49:00 <TheRiddler> yes it is
17:49:00 <TheRon> it's not
17:49:00 <TheRon> inner circle
17:49:00 <TheRiddler> oh
17:49:00 <Serenity> ^
17:49:00 <TheRiddler> where did I get bob marley from
17:50:00 <Serenity> because its reggae and ur racist
17:50:00 <Serenity> JK
17:50:00 <dematerializard> hello @ amelia
17:51:00 <TheRiddler> did he do a cover
17:51:00 <TheRiddler> or is it misinformation from the internet
17:51:00 <amelia> hai how you pls
17:51:00 <TheRiddler> *just
17:51:00 <TheRon> you use wikki?
17:51:00 <dematerializard> i am good very well thankyou
17:51:00 <dematerializard> you are welcome
17:51:00 <amelia> delightful thank you
17:51:00 <TheRon> duran duran is the best bond song
17:52:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
17:54:00 <Serenity> well
17:54:00 <Serenity> bob marley died in like 81? that song came out in 92
17:56:00 <TheRon> he could've thought it was ziggy marley
17:56:00 <Serenity> but now the point is
17:56:00 <Serenity> that fucking cunt song is in my head
17:57:00 <TheRon> i hate it, i had to dance to it in year 8 in phys ed
17:57:00 <Serenity> lol
17:58:00 <dematerializard> amelia: http://imgur.com/a/c1lab
17:58:00 <dematerializard> i took more pics on my way back
17:58:00 <TheRon> dematerializard: is this wolf creek?
17:58:00 <dematerializard> yes
17:58:00 <TheRon> damn
17:59:00 <faux> DONT U WORREEEHH
17:59:00 <TheRon> john jarrat makes the best psycho
17:59:00 <faux> ABOUT A TING
17:59:00 <dematerializard> that he does
17:59:00 <amelia> dat looks prettyful
17:59:00 <faux> BECAUSE EVERY LITTLE THING IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT
17:59:00 <dematerializard> yeah it was nice amelia
17:59:00 <dematerializard> but its really just a little roadside trinket shop, a farm
17:59:00 <dematerializard> and taht sign
17:59:00 <dematerializard> thats it
17:59:00 <dematerializard> haha
18:00:00 <faux> did u purchase trinkets
18:00:00 <amelia> haha
18:00:00 <dematerializard> negative
18:02:00 <TheRon> RHCP - Breaking the girl, how awesome is this song
18:02:00 <amelia> I like Dosed
18:03:00 <TheRon> dosed?
18:03:00 <amelia> i got dosed by you andddddd wot am i sposed to dooooooo
18:03:00 <amelia> yah hold up
18:03:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/kS-YTlJZOl0
18:04:00 <amelia> and Hard To Concentrate
18:04:00 <dematerializard> hard to concentrate is great
18:04:00 <TheRon> oh yeah i know this
18:05:00 <amelia> stadium arcadium was super duper album
18:05:00 <dematerializard> yeah
18:06:00 <TheRon> i hate snow for some reason
18:06:00 <dematerializard> probably because it was played to death
18:06:00 <TheRon> that'd do it
18:07:00 <amelia> and dis one https://youtu.be/A0GlnX3illc
18:07:00 <amelia> is güd
18:09:00 <amelia> get out
18:12:00 <robot> hi all
18:12:00 <dematerializard> guten tag
18:13:00 <robot> *except amelia
18:13:00 <robot> no dick pics yet
18:13:00 <amelia> a big grand special unique hello @ amelia
18:13:00 <Serenity> god fucking damn it hurts putting in earrings after years
18:13:00 <Clarkson> im not desperate and lonley u stupid cunt
18:14:00 <amelia> get den re pierced
18:14:00 <faux> ye u r clarky dont even lie
18:14:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck would want a tall kid?
18:14:00 <TheRon> i want a big family
18:14:00 <Serenity> why would i get them repierced
18:14:00 <robot> bcoz they hurt
18:14:00 <faux> you better hurry gus
18:14:00 <TheRon> you know big tall......
18:14:00 <amelia> open de holes again
18:14:00 <amelia> dork
18:15:00 <Serenity> thats stupid lol that would hurt way more than just putting earrings in
18:15:00 <amelia> no it doesn't
18:15:00 <amelia> sook
18:15:00 <robot> like u
18:15:00 <amelia> and its instant instead of fiddling around tryna poke em thru
18:15:00 <Serenity> yeah no ty
18:16:00 <Serenity> im not paying over $100 to put holes in me i already have lol
18:16:00 <faux> just accidentally fall on a skewer
18:16:00 <faux> should do the trick
18:16:00 <amelia> $100 wtf
18:17:00 <amelia> ear is like $20 unless issit the top part
18:17:00 <Serenity> with a gun maybe
18:17:00 <amelia> $20 for ear gun yeah at chemist
18:17:00 <Serenity> yeah no
18:17:00 <Serenity> rofl
18:17:00 <amelia> yah it is i jus got mine redone for same reason
18:18:00 <robot> yeh just ask a builder to pop rivet it for ya
18:18:00 <robot> might have 2 flash some tit tho
18:18:00 <Serenity> im not arguing about the price
18:18:00 <amelia> shut up robot you are of no halp @ all
18:18:00 <Serenity> im not having a gun put holes in me
18:18:00 <amelia> ohhhh
18:18:00 <Serenity> none of my holes have been with a gun im not gonna start now
18:18:00 <TheRon> ooh wee ooh i look just like buddy holly
18:18:00 <amelia> how the fuck else do they do it
18:18:00 <Serenity> ...
18:18:00 <robot> amelia u may b quiet now
18:19:00 <Serenity> with a needle? like a proper piercing?
18:19:00 <amelia> even ears?
18:19:00 <Serenity> yes
18:20:00 <amelia> i didn't know they pierced ear holes wif needle
18:20:00 <Serenity> o.O really
18:20:00 <amelia> I only knew the gun
18:20:00 <robot> coz youre a savage
18:20:00 <amelia> same wif noss i thought that was gun
18:21:00 <Serenity> no decent piecer would touch a gun to anyone
18:21:00 <Serenity> theyare filthy and create tears instead of holes
18:21:00 <amelia> I swear ma noss was gun
18:21:00 <amelia> I am sure of it
18:21:00 <Serenity> it probably was but it shouldnt have been
18:21:00 <amelia> am i gonna die now
18:21:00 <Serenity> its not legal to use them on anything other than earlobes in a commercial setting anymore
18:21:00 <amelia> ohhhh
18:21:00 <amelia> insane
18:22:00 <TheRon> anyone play two up yesterday
18:22:00 <couleurs> in da membrane
18:22:00 <couleurs> me
18:22:00 <TheRon> you win
18:22:00 <Serenity> instead of a nice clearn hole that you get from a needle they push a blunt tipped object through the skin and tear it open
18:22:00 <couleurs> go da dees
18:22:00 <Serenity> theyre pretty gross
18:22:00 <Serenity> and they cant be cleaned properly
18:23:00 <amelia> ohhhh
18:23:00 <couleurs> Ew.
18:23:00 <amelia> did not know dis
18:23:00 <amelia> i dun haf enough piercings to be aware of dis
18:23:00 <Serenity> lol
18:23:00 <Serenity> i have plenty
18:23:00 <amelia> are you covered in piercings
18:23:00 <Serenity> I have 9 lol
18:23:00 <TheRon> intimate places?
18:24:00 <Serenity> calm down old fella
18:24:00 <couleurs> pics
18:24:00 <amelia> noss ears lip chin tongue nips belly?
18:25:00 <Serenity> gross i do not have a belly piercing
18:25:00 <amelia> wot is wrong wif belly piercing
18:25:00 <amelia> i has one
18:25:00 <amelia> you bitch hole
18:25:00 <TheRon> the belly peircing was gross?
18:25:00 <Serenity> i dont like them lol
18:25:00 <Serenity> i used to have a nose one bt took that out years ago
18:25:00 <TheRon> everything else was ok?
18:25:00 <amelia> you don't have eyebrow pierced do you
18:26:00 <Serenity> god no
18:26:00 <amelia> phee
18:26:00 <amelia> phew
18:26:00 <Serenity> 2 in each ear, tongue, snake bites, nipples
18:26:00 <amelia> NiPPLeS
18:26:00 <amsy> you got both nipples?
18:26:00 <Serenity> yuh
18:26:00 <amsy> i got scared after doing 1
18:27:00 <amsy> hurt so much
18:27:00 <Serenity> i couldnt handle it not being even lol
18:27:00 <amelia> owwww
18:27:00 <amsy> the burrrrn
18:27:00 <Serenity> thats why i ended up with snake bites, I only had one lip to begin with and had to get another to even it up
18:27:00 <TheRon> so don't we go, somewhere only we know
18:28:00 <amelia> are they rings or stud type
18:28:00 <amelia> snake bites
18:28:00 <amelia> the rings look better
18:28:00 <Serenity> stud type i dont like rings much
18:29:00 <amelia> pic
18:30:00 <Serenity> you just want a pic, im onto you you sneaky fuck
18:30:00 <ShadowLurker> show us ya ring
18:30:00 <amelia> damn it
18:30:00 <amelia> why no show @ me
18:31:00 <amelia> I shown you heapsa, at least 2
18:31:00 <Serenity> haha
18:32:00 <amelia> our past is in the past ok, we've moved forward from the days of me calling you a green haired whore s2
18:32:00 <Clarkson> eat a bag of shit
18:32:00 <Serenity> here you go dis me pretti face
18:32:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p206x206/1891020_10153303367617331_8288297004003077284_n.jpg?oh=e6de67a716e5e49c28a88a2d19dcf3a3&oe=5773ED9E
18:33:00 <amelia> boobs
18:33:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon happened to your fuckin eyes
18:33:00 <Clarkson> I need to find a reputable free porn site.
18:33:00 <Serenity> dunno why thats so small
18:33:00 <Serenity> HAHA
18:33:00 <dematerializard> clearly she's tripping balls
18:33:00 <zaim> peakin
18:33:00 <Serenity> hay fever
18:33:00 <zaim> good gear
18:33:00 <amelia> Bwahahahahahaha jeezus
18:33:00 <President_Trump> hi Matthew
18:33:00 <Serenity> i need to get new bars tho the ones I have are way too big now
18:34:00 <President_Trump> hi Serenity how u babe
18:34:00 <amelia> bars? for nips?
18:34:00 <Serenity> me face ones
18:34:00 <amelia> i am disappointed at the lack of green hair tbh
18:34:00 <Matthew> good evening to the divine Serenity & astute amelia
18:34:00 <Serenity> hah :(
18:34:00 <Serenity> hey Matthew
18:34:00 <Serenity> is that the first time youve seen me amelia?
18:35:00 <amelia> hello @ chu maffew
18:35:00 <amelia> no I seen your fb pic ages ago
18:35:00 <Serenity> oh right
18:35:00 <amelia> i think pliv pasted the link in here
18:35:00 <Serenity> haha prob
18:35:00 <amelia> but it was small n like mad edited so couldn't really tell shit
18:36:00 <amelia> but your eyes were at least fuckin normal
18:36:00 <TheRon> getting away with it all messed up
18:36:00 <Serenity> LOL
18:36:00 <amelia> thought they was blue but
18:36:00 <Serenity> in that pic you saw they were
18:36:00 <Serenity> that was the only edited thing about that photo
18:37:00 <amelia> ohhh
18:37:00 <amelia> post normal eyeball pic
18:37:00 <robot> howst goin bros its PRRRGGGGGdpah
18:39:00 <dematerializard> cheeseburgers
18:40:00 <Serenity> lol @ that trump idiot
18:40:00 <Serenity> 'i think you accidentally banned me'
18:40:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHA
18:40:00 <dematerializard> my finger slipped right into your eyeballs
18:41:00 <couleurs> hi Ron, hi robo, hi lizard, hi zaime
18:41:00 <robot> hi colours
18:41:00 <Skirmish> My eyeballs feel weird. Contacts in all day.
18:43:00 <amelia> you should ban trump -noexpire
18:43:00 <Serenity> amelia ill show you my latest weight loss pic if you dont show anyone.. and if you share it ill banyou from here perm
18:43:00 <Serenity> lol
18:44:00 <amelia> dats ok i won't show no one
18:44:00 <amelia> I'm a dick but i don't share pics
18:44:00 <Clarkson> its a lesbian bar
18:44:00 <Skirmish> Can I see too?
18:44:00 <Serenity> and im still fat so ur not allowed to call me fat
18:44:00 <dematerializard> it's true she's a dick, I've seen it
18:44:00 <amelia> ok fine deal
18:44:00 <Serenity> or ill cry
18:44:00 <Serenity> and dyew my hair green
18:44:00 <amelia> can i call you not skinny
18:44:00 <amelia> i jokingggggg
18:45:00 <Serenity> ill show you Skirmish but if it leaves your pm window im posting yours and k's fb page lol
18:45:00 <Skirmish> You know I would never.
18:45:00 <Skirmish> The only irc'er pic I have saved is one of lumeah with a dick hole in her throat because it's just bizarre.
18:45:00 <amsy> congrats on weight loss
18:46:00 <Serenity> dick hole wot
18:46:00 <Clarkson> so keep on going... you can keep spreading shit
18:46:00 <Serenity> cheers amsy
18:46:00 <amsy> ashy is also doing quite well i saw
18:47:00 <Serenity> yeahh hes still pushing along hey
18:47:00 <Matthew> MKR FINAL TONIGHT EVERYBODY FYI
18:48:00 <couleurs> thank u gay boi
18:49:00 <Matthew> *middle finger*
18:50:00 <amsy> lmao
18:56:00 <Serenity> why the heck is it so cold in perth
18:57:00 <amsy> no
18:57:00 <Serenity> yes amsy
18:58:00 <Serenity> YES
18:58:00 <amsy> i dont believe it for a second
18:58:00 <Serenity> its 16 ok im dying
18:58:00 <amsy> lol
18:58:00 <amsy> alright fine
18:59:00 <amsy> i would have too before i moved
19:00:00 <amsy> we had some weird weather yesterday, i watched a snow storm roll over the mountain across from house and then 5 minutes later i could see blue skies behind it
19:00:00 <amsy> there was also a rainbow
19:00:00 <amsy> from my house*
19:00:00 <Serenity> haha weird
19:01:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/zh2oXFg i tried to get a picture
19:01:00 <amsy> doesnt really do it justice
19:03:00 <Serenity> freaky
19:07:00 <faux> storage box house
19:09:00 <Serenity> they look like dongas
19:10:00 <amsy> i want to set them on fire
19:10:00 <amsy> they broke my view
19:10:00 <Skirmish> This made me feel uncomfortable. http://i.imgur.com/SpQNQFs.webm
19:11:00 <Serenity> that just made faux horny
19:11:00 <amsy> lol
19:11:00 <Skirmish> Gone to fap
19:15:00 <amelia> GTF
19:15:00 <Serenity> someone needs to bring me dinner
19:24:00 <partay> amsy do you live in the projects?
19:24:00 <Serenity> norway
19:24:00 <Serenity> same same
19:24:00 <partay> Fennec_Fox fox fag
19:24:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck not him too
19:24:00 <amsy> lol
19:24:00 <partay> the fucking robot
19:25:00 <amsy> its a quick growth area
19:25:00 <robot> aloha
19:25:00 <partay> hola
19:25:00 <amsy> the houses are still made better than australian houses though
19:25:00 <amsy> so smd
19:25:00 <partay> hows the robot
19:25:00 <robot> pretty good mate n u
19:26:00 <partay> all good in the hood
19:26:00 <partay> pats belly
19:26:00 <partay> the cook excelled herself tonight
19:26:00 <robot> rad
19:26:00 <robot> lol
19:26:00 <partay> chicken tika
19:26:00 <partay> it was vedy vedy good
19:29:00 <partay> did i mention the spinach & garlic naan ?
19:29:00 <robot> you did not
19:30:00 <stompin> which slave wants to do my dishes and leg exercises
19:32:00 <Serenity> no
19:33:00 <Skirmish> If you had stronger legs you wouldn't have hurt yourself getting dragged behind a tinny in a truck inner tube.
19:33:00 <stompin> Skirmish if i sat and home and trolled i wouldnt get hurt either.
19:34:00 <Skirmish> More sound advice.
19:34:00 <Skirmish> You're a terrible troll though.
19:35:00 <amsy> where did being dragged behind a boat come from
19:36:00 <Skirmish> That is how he hurt himself amsy
19:36:00 <amsy> oh
19:37:00 <amsy> fun
19:37:00 <amsy> get well soon
19:38:00 <Serenity> ohh is that how he broke his leg
19:38:00 <amsy> worth it
19:40:00 <faux> get a 1.5L bottle of portello up ya
19:40:00 <Doodle> fizzy
19:40:00 <amsy> yes pls
19:40:00 <faux> fssss
19:41:00 <faux> amsy u n doodie are tge only two people i know who like portello
19:41:00 <faux> everyone hates it
19:41:00 <Serenity> excuse me
19:41:00 <stompin> amsy: tripple fracture 9-12month recovry time
19:41:00 <faux> ur excused
19:41:00 <Serenity> u r so rood
19:42:00 <faux> y 4
19:43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
19:43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls 1r chavt in pvt this place sux
19:44:00 <amelia> msg faux
19:44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> say nay 2 gay
19:44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> choose jesus
19:44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> 2day
19:44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> okay?
19:45:00 <amsy> weirdos bb
19:45:00 <amsy> stompin, wow
19:45:00 <amsy> at least you had fun
19:46:00 <faux> im cold and hot and im so confused
19:46:00 <faux> my face is melting but me body is shivering and i have goosepimples
19:46:00 <faux> help
19:47:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/kXlhyRt.jpg
19:53:00 <MrMark> burp
19:59:00 <Serenity> gawd i love dinner time
19:59:00 <Serenity> best tym ov da dai
20:10:00 <faux> Yiff me
20:10:00 <amsy> lmao
20:10:00 <faux> lolllllllll what even
20:10:00 <faux> oh wait i looked it up
20:10:00 <faux> its some sort of sexual furries thing
20:11:00 <faux> Y*ff M*
20:11:00 <robot> yuff you?
20:11:00 <robot> ur a sexy furry thing
20:11:00 <robot> hmm
20:11:00 <robot> actually that didnt soudn right
20:12:00 <faux> what
20:12:00 <faux> lol
20:12:00 <amsy> lmao literally just did the same thing bb
20:12:00 <faux> lollllll
20:12:00 <faux> *purrs and murrs*
20:12:00 <amsy> lmao
20:12:00 <faux> Go dig a hole and wait in it.
20:13:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grCRBa0n72c
20:13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: JURASSIC WORLD Deleted Scene - Dino Poop (2015) Jurassic Park 4 Views: 32,532 Uploader: CF Kritik Uploaded: Nov 4, 2015 Duration: 1m58s Rating: 4.83
20:13:00 <couleurs> nsfw
20:13:00 <faux> U'R Creepy
20:13:00 <amsy> ok reading the rest makes me realise a lot of them are furry related
20:14:00 <amsy> Euthanize Me
20:14:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> ok
20:16:00 <faux> god that was so boring
20:16:00 <Trevor> most niggers are black
20:16:00 <faux> i like how they tried making rubbing shit on your legs sexy
20:16:00 <faux> pls
20:16:00 <faux> lol bb
20:16:00 <faux> knot.me
20:16:00 <faux> Lukewarm Mess
20:17:00 <couleurs> Dino Poop the Movie
20:17:00 <amsy> lolll
20:17:00 <faux> Murr Purr
20:17:00 <faux> lmao they are so weird
20:18:00 <amsy> U'R a dumpster fire
20:18:00 <faux> LMAO
20:18:00 <faux> 1000x no
20:18:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/iUQaxSE_dGg
20:18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: So Good Views: 80,668 Uploader: trensun Uploaded: Jun 2, 2015 Duration: 0m16s Rating: 4.99
20:18:00 <couleurs> me when i eating a pizza
20:19:00 <faux> Way To Go Shitbird
20:19:00 <amsy> lollll
20:20:00 <amsy> Go To Hell Catflap
20:20:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmQGeraxnqk
20:20:00 <robot> u really enjoyin dat colours
20:20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hey Frank Views: 128 Uploader: natanaj Uploaded: Apr 21, 2016 Duration: 0m14s Rating: 5.00
20:20:00 <faux> Soggy Bandaid
20:21:00 <amsy> lmao cc
20:21:00 <faux> so gooood and tastyyy
20:21:00 <amsy> Try Soap
20:22:00 <faux> Get Shit On
20:24:00 <thestig> amsy new plebs
20:24:00 <thestig> or not
20:24:00 <amsy> not yet stiggyyyy
20:25:00 <faux> Enjoy Your Aids
20:25:00 <thestig> hmm says the 25th
20:25:00 <thestig> NEW PLEBS
20:25:00 <thestig> woot
20:25:00 <thestig> on putlocker
20:25:00 <thestig> episode 5
20:27:00 <amsy> ye ill watch when the whole season is out
20:33:00 <morgoth> that is a truly horrific accident
20:36:00 <couleurs> :p
20:38:00 <robot> ooompa loompa doompety doo
20:38:00 <faux> hi ooompy
20:39:00 <ooomp> Hai faux :)
20:39:00 <faux> how you doing lovely
20:39:00 <ooomp> I'm eating ice cream
20:39:00 <ooomp> Life is good
20:39:00 <faux> oo yum
20:39:00 <faux> what kind
20:40:00 <ooomp> A Magnum
20:41:00 <couleurs> I'm eating an ice cream 2
20:42:00 <faux> yum
20:44:00 <ooomp> Sadly not enough of it though
20:44:00 <morgoth> size matters
20:44:00 <couleurs> Hi Melb_Chef Make Me a Pizza
20:48:00 <ooomp> Anyone know whatever happened to ex?
20:50:00 <morgoth> ooomp he thought he was god
20:51:00 <ooomp> That doesn't answer the question
20:57:00 <faux> whos ex
20:58:00 <ooomp> eX - some old dude from Melbourne
20:58:00 <ooomp> He used to be in here some time ago
21:01:00 <couleurs> died of old age like B1 RiP
21:02:00 <nevski> hi al
21:02:00 <nevski> all.
21:03:00 <couleurs> G'Day
21:03:00 <nevs> sgarnon
21:04:00 <couleurs> nm picken me nose n u?
21:04:00 <faux> ohhh i remember eX
21:04:00 <faux> hi nevs
21:04:00 <nevs> eating salt and vinegar popcorn
21:04:00 <nevs> hey faux
21:05:00 <faux> Jessica stroup is so beautiful i can stare at her face forevs
21:05:00 <faux> lol im so weird
21:06:00 <couleurs> agreed
21:06:00 <nevs> she needs to be naked
21:06:00 <faux> lol
21:06:00 <faux> r u agreeinf that shes beautiful or that im weird couleurs
21:06:00 <faux> !
21:07:00 <couleurs> idk who she is but her surname nearly spells soup so that cool
21:07:00 <faux> LOL
21:08:00 <faux> http://fullhdpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Jessica-Stroup-Hair.jpg
21:09:00 <amelia> kitty cat eyes
21:09:00 <amelia> jack her for her earrings
21:10:00 <partay> she does have a face you just want to paint
21:10:00 <nevs> yea
21:10:00 <nevs> paint with something.
21:10:00 <partay> hi nevs you know boats
21:10:00 <nevs> broats
21:10:00 <faux> boats n hoes
21:11:00 <couleurs> too much gum
21:11:00 <couleurs> next
21:11:00 <nevs> Prestige Worldwide
21:11:00 <faux> lollllll
21:11:00 <couleurs> oh wait the pic was zoomed in
21:11:00 <couleurs> all i saw was teef
21:12:00 <couleurs> QuaCKaMoLe
21:13:00 <faux> http://chinese.fansshare.com/gallery/photos/11139735/jessica-stroup-valentino-th-anniversary-and-new-flagship-store-opening-th-march/?displaying
21:13:00 <faux> she beautifuls
21:15:00 <nevs> I could disappoint her real good
21:16:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcCs9ILu_yY
21:16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 609 Vse Ushli na Front Views: 93,307 Uploader: wotservice Uploaded: Jul 17, 2015 Duration: 1m13s Rating: 4.81
21:18:00 <faux> peeyew
21:18:00 <Serenity> theyre so bad lol
21:18:00 <faux> u stinka
21:18:00 <amsy> lmao
21:18:00 <faux> whatd u eat
21:18:00 <Serenity> too much protein
21:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
21:19:00 <faux> mm chacken
21:19:00 <Serenity> ola
21:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
21:19:00 <faux> hi wine
21:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can’t find the remote and mKR final is on and everyone is screaming
21:20:00 <couleurs> ebola espagnole?
21:20:00 <faux> lool
21:20:00 <couleurs> tutti fruitti
21:23:00 <couleurs> ello i'm manu i'm from french ole
21:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> manu is a bit hawt.
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> if he didn’t have the french accent, probably not.
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> or a beard
21:25:00 <ooomp> You'd love the sauce too
21:25:00 <swazowers> hello
21:25:00 <swazowers> hellow
21:25:00 <nevs> he barely has a beard
21:26:00 <amsy> french is gross
21:26:00 <amsy> i used to work with a french guy, every time he said my name my skin crawled
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah …. you don’t need a zz top beard . That’s a bit feral.
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ amsy
21:27:00 <nevs> im somewhere inbetween ha
21:27:00 <Picard> speaking of virgins, hello TheRiddler
21:27:00 <nevs> or i was until i shaved it down a bit
21:27:00 <couleurs> hamburger, fetch me ze spat ula
21:28:00 <amsy> nearly
21:28:00 <couleurs> ehehe
21:28:00 <amsy> ambeurgh
21:28:00 <couleurs> lol
21:28:00 <amsy> gross
21:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:29:00 <amsy> also he apparently knew how to do everything
21:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> Manu isn’t gross tho
21:29:00 <amsy> but he did everything wrong
21:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> he can cook!
21:30:00 <couleurs> yea the french are arrogant af
21:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didn’t experience that when i was in paris
21:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> just lots and lots of dog shit
21:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> like everywhere
21:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i could smoke anywhere I wanted to, it was the fucking best!
21:31:00 <nevs> shame about all the french people there though
21:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:32:00 <amsy> i didnt mind southern france but paris was pretty meh
21:33:00 <thestig> i heard paris explodes with life at night time
21:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was just like most large cities, just old, with awesome food and gypsies
21:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> friend who went over last year, and was into techno music / huge parties said it was pretty awesome
21:34:00 <couleurs> paris overrated
21:34:00 <amsy> i dont really enjoy being accoated by gypsies wanting me to buy some weird shit
21:34:00 <amsy> accosted
21:34:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor
21:34:00 <nevs> techno music? did he take a delorian back to 1995?
21:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:34:00 <couleurs> country side is nice and so is nice
21:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is stuck in 1990 i think
21:35:00 <couleurs> Lol
21:35:00 <nevs> haha
21:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
21:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i found it weird that you had to weigh your food over there...
21:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> like i’ll have 100g of fried rice thanks
21:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> and 200g of spring rolls
21:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame!
21:35:00 <nevs> yea its strange
21:36:00 <nevs> id be broke here if they implimented it in aus
21:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol same
21:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i go to one place in syd that weighs lunch time stuff
21:36:00 <amsy> i found the amount of pharmacies to be weird
21:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> it kinda stops me from buying 1 kg of stuff and things
21:36:00 <amsy> one on every corner
21:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
21:37:00 <nevs> weird
21:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> and tiny ….. like stores
21:37:00 <nevs> i dont think theres anywhere in melb that does that
21:37:00 <nevs> i mean apart from delis and shit
21:37:00 <Clarkson> i dont have a fucking console
21:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> that are pokey
21:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> unrealated - MKR chefs on the show eat really weird
21:38:00 <nevs> yea i dont watch mkr
21:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda like a snapping turtle
21:39:00 <nevs> only thing i watch on fta is the news
21:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t watch much fta tv either… but i have wtched a lil bit of MKR
21:40:00 <nevs> any time i watch a renno show it makes me want to go to bunnings and buy all the things
21:40:00 <nevs> so i stay away from those as well
21:41:00 <couleurs> Bunnings. You've Done It Again!
21:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/scientists-have-more-bad-news-for-people-who-like-bacon-and-alcohol?utm_source=munchiesfbuk
21:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Well….
21:43:00 <nevs> i dont care if bacon one day makes my dick fall off
21:43:00 <nevs> its worth the risk
21:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
21:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
21:43:00 <ooomp> Bacon is pretty awesome
21:43:00 <ooomp> Can't go wrong
21:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
21:43:00 <nevs> i stopped smoking 7 days ago
21:43:00 <nevs> fucked if im giving up bacon
21:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> what made you give up?
21:44:00 <nevs> my mother quit at 74 ha
21:44:00 <nevs> told her if she stays off them ill quit too
21:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah awesom
21:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> e
21:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i gave up 2 weeks after i found out I was preggers
21:45:00 <nevs> yea right on
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 - 2 weeks...
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> cold turkey…
21:45:00 <nevs> and pregnant too
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> I still crave them….
21:45:00 <nevs> did they hide all the knives?
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:45:00 <nevs> yea so do i
21:45:00 <nevs> im not saying theres points where id almost suck a dick for a cigarette
21:45:00 <nevs> but.
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> but some days when i smell peeps smoking im like fuck sakes
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> smoke it somehwere else
21:45:00 <nevs> how good does it smell! lol
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ nevs
21:46:00 <nevs> sometimes it smells so great
21:46:00 <nevs> then sometimes its foul as
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, only when a cig is first lit
21:46:00 <nevs> yea
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> then it just stinks
21:46:00 <nevs> gah
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> just think your tastebuds will thank you for it and you’ll gain 80 kgs
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT YOUR lungs will love you for it :P
21:46:00 <nevs> haha yea exactly
21:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i gave up last pregnancy….. the started again like an idiot!
21:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> im going to try NOT to this time
21:47:00 <nevs> yep i quit cold turkey too when i quit weed again like a year ago
21:47:00 <nevs> then started smoking cigs again a few months later
21:47:00 <nevs> to now
21:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> well you’ve done pretty good then
21:48:00 <nevs> dude im so fkn boring now though ha
21:48:00 <couleurs> yes can u 2 stop pls
21:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you quit pot, did you find god>
21:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you suck my dick couleurs?
21:48:00 <Clarkson> katie perry and her boobs
21:49:00 <nevs> i had already found him ha
21:49:00 <couleurs> u wish big fish
21:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
21:49:00 <nevs> i also found out a lot of the shit i used to love was really fkn boring straight
21:49:00 <Clarkson> [18:58:09] u two bitches
21:49:00 <amelia> I fink he jus called you a whale
21:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and?
21:49:00 <couleurs> :p
21:50:00 <nevs> smash him
21:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> effort
21:51:00 <nevs> man im glad todays over
21:51:00 <nevs> next 2 days off ftw
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet!
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have to work the next 3
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> weekend off
21:51:00 <nevs> nice
21:51:00 <nevs> ill probably go in sat for a few hours
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i have to finish an assignment :|
21:51:00 <faux> Crum
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> so unmotivated…. 2 last subjects of m degree
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i’m like meh… whatever
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> me*
21:52:00 <couleurs> where do you work?
21:52:00 <couleurs> are you a chef...
21:52:00 <couleurs> can you make me a pizza
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, i’m a ched
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and im doing bakeology
21:52:00 <couleurs> not you!!!!!!!!!
21:52:00 <nevs> haha
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ched…. is a special chef
21:53:00 <couleurs> <katatonic_kate01> yes, i'm a shed
21:53:00 <faux> lolllllll
21:53:00 <nevs> haaa
21:53:00 <nevs> katatonic_ched
21:53:00 <faux> 01
21:54:00 <nevs> work is overrated
21:54:00 <Serenity> woah I was scrolled wondering why no one spoke in half an hour all of a sudden
21:54:00 <Serenity> weird
21:58:00 <couleurs> Test
21:58:00 <couleurs> Am I Oneline?
21:59:00 <nevs> nope
22:00:00 <nevs> ha bev?
22:00:00 <bev> short4beverlyz
22:00:00 <bev> bwhahaah
22:01:00 <nev> its killing me knowing i have a bit of money sitting in my paypal account right now
22:01:00 <nev> want to spend
22:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.oystermag.com/sites/default/files/bart-grownup-.gif
22:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob best gif ever
22:02:00 <nev> haha
22:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol makes me giggle
22:02:00 <couleurs> paypal it into my paypal account 4 pal keeping
22:02:00 <Picard> fuck
22:03:00 <faux> u can always buy me shoes
22:03:00 <couleurs> oh shit Picard's back every1 idle
22:03:00 <nev> all i read was 'buy' and 'shoes'
22:03:00 <faux> no kicks 4 u
22:03:00 <nev> :(
22:04:00 <faux> lol
22:04:00 <nev> [22:03] <@faux> u can always buy shoes [22:03] <@faux> kicks 4 u
22:04:00 <nev> yass
22:05:00 <faux> oh no
22:05:00 <nev> nah im good
22:05:00 <nev> plus the next pair i want is like double what i normally pay
22:05:00 <nev> so i need to lay low a few months or ill be single
22:08:00 <partay> nev then you can buy what you want.. win-win
22:08:00 <nev> haha maybe
22:08:00 <nev> then id have to act interested in new chicks bs again
22:08:00 <nev> that whole process
22:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif, just buy a real doll
22:10:00 <nev> haha
22:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> or buy stuff from bad dragon
22:10:00 <nev> ha!
22:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’ll be right
22:10:00 <nev> they make shit there for dudes now?
22:10:00 <nev> im not into banging myself with a dragon cock
22:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah!
22:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably some weird shaped butt plug
22:11:00 <nev> yea pass
22:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:11:00 <faux> pix required
22:11:00 <partay> yah chicks
22:11:00 <partay> pffft
22:11:00 <partay> cray cray
22:11:00 <faux> speaking of dragon cocks
22:11:00 <faux> welcome Maurice
22:12:00 <TheRiddler> dragon flesh light
22:12:00 <Maurice> It's not dragon, I tuck it in
22:12:00 <nev> ive always wondered if theyre any good
22:12:00 <Serenity> ahahah
22:12:00 <nev> resorting to a flesh light just seems like its a week away from buying a rope and a stool
22:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> well you do have some money left in your palpay account...
22:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> spend up big, sample a dragon cock
22:13:00 <faux> palpay
22:13:00 <nev> haha
22:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> paypal
22:13:00 <nev> maybe i can cut out the middleman and just use a fleshlight on a dragon cock
22:13:00 <nev> and leave me out of it
22:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:14:00 <partay> nev I've trialled a fleshlight... you won;t be disappointed
22:14:00 <nev> feels like real pussy?
22:15:00 <nev> trialled ha
22:17:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Ybk59wV.jpg
22:17:00 <partay> if you're uncomfortable.. get wifey to operate for you
22:17:00 <couleurs> okaley dokaley
22:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO!
22:18:00 <faux> lollllllllllllllll
22:18:00 <faux> oh dear
22:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> such a versatile … tool?
22:19:00 <couleurs> Rilax.
22:19:00 <TheRiddler> stupid internet connection
22:20:00 <Serenity> for hang yourself
22:23:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/e26gOnL.jpg
22:23:00 <couleurs> me
22:24:00 <couleurs> I'm Oneline
22:25:00 <amsy> lol
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:28:00 <TheRiddler> smb
22:29:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
22:29:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder how long he's been there
22:34:00 <couleurs> 45 mins, he just finished setting up
22:36:00 <faux> hoky fuck
22:36:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153609116542817&id=118258887816
22:36:00 <faux> nostalgia
22:37:00 <couleurs> hoky poky
22:39:00 <GoldSpade> your ass is grass and im the lawnmower
22:40:00 <TheRiddler> wb abevlia
22:41:00 <couleurs> ok
22:41:00 <amelia> fanks pal
22:41:00 <TheRiddler> np
22:41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:41:00 <Picard> i just cum
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> new tweezers?
22:43:00 <nev> haha
22:44:00 <Picard> whats that bowling ball head?
22:46:00 <Serenity> god damn its fucking cold
22:46:00 <TheRiddler> I said new tweezers? senior senile small dick
22:46:00 <amelia> if anyone has a bowling ball head its definitely Picard
22:47:00 <Serenity> rofl
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> I dont get how he thinks I have a bowling ball head
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> has his monitor been replaced by a mirror?
22:48:00 <Serenity> loll
22:48:00 <amsy> ash is a shaaaaady bitch
22:48:00 <amsy> lmao <3
22:48:00 <amelia> answer the question Picard
22:48:00 <amelia> has your monitor been replaced by a mirror?
22:49:00 <TheRiddler> probably cant see us typing because you know
22:49:00 <TheRiddler> mirror
22:49:00 <amelia> ahahahha
22:50:00 <couleurs> mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the baldest of them all......
22:50:00 <Picard> cold?
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> "I'm sure it's you sir but I cant tell from the glare from your head"
22:50:00 <Picard> wtf Serenity
22:51:00 <Serenity> yes
22:51:00 <Serenity> cold
22:51:00 <Picard> TheRiddler, dude ive seen your fucking huge head,huge body. ffs for a guy your age u are a disgrace
22:51:00 <Picard> was warm here today
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> you're 10x the size I am
22:52:00 <amelia> Picard is very judgemental for a fat bald pig
22:53:00 <amelia> i luff my arbonne lady she got me $900 worth of stuff for $478
22:53:00 <TheRiddler> cool
22:56:00 <Picard> your less than half my age
22:56:00 <Picard> u pig of a man
22:56:00 <Serenity> Im going to light a fire in my lounge room in a minute brr
22:56:00 <Picard> u a nigga?
22:56:00 <Serenity> yes. obv.
22:57:00 <TheRiddler> less than half?
22:57:00 <Serenity> 200%
22:57:00 <TheRiddler> are you 70?
22:58:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
22:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gangsta Rap - Nigga Nigga Nigga Views: 11,730,901 Uploader: tagPeter Uploaded: Apr 26, 2009 Duration: 3m1s Rating: 4.75
22:58:00 <Serenity> i can be if ya want
22:58:00 <TheRiddler> talk about dirty old pig
22:59:00 <Picard> ffs u are mid 30's?
22:59:00 <Picard> my god
22:59:00 <couleurs> isn't it past your bedtime Picard... like 4 hours ago xDDD
23:00:00 <Picard> ffs its 11pm
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> so that's a yes
23:00:00 <faux> ffs
23:00:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> go to sleep or i will put u to sleep
23:00:00 <Picard> get fucked u bucket head cunt
23:00:00 <couleurs> ffs
23:01:00 <TheRiddler> ffs
23:01:00 <Picard> i just gotta check tinder beofre bed
23:01:00 <TheRiddler> tinder you mean timber
23:01:00 <TheRiddler> TIMBER
23:02:00 <amelia> wot
23:02:00 <Serenity> lollll
23:02:00 <TheRiddler> also isn't it tindr
23:02:00 <amsy> its tinder
23:03:00 <amsy> youre thinking of grindr lol
23:03:00 <thestig> lol tinder, picard minimum age is 18 so you wont have any luck
23:03:00 <Picard> fucking moron
23:03:00 <Clarkson> i bet you pay for ur sex ;P
23:03:00 <couleurs> i'm on FiFader
23:03:00 <Picard> thestig how are u nuffy?
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> oh
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> yes
23:03:00 <Picard> liked any windows lately?
23:03:00 <amelia> liked
23:03:00 <Picard> licked
23:03:00 <Picard> get fuck chubba
23:04:00 <Serenity> TSW
23:04:00 <TheRiddler> I liked this double arched window
23:04:00 <amelia> get fuck chubba
23:04:00 <Clarkson> be a true ghetto cunt
23:04:00 <Picard> of course he would know about grindr
23:04:00 <amelia> GeT FuCK CHuBBa
23:04:00 <amelia> Get Fuck Chubba
23:04:00 <Serenity> lol
23:04:00 <amelia> GeT FuCK CHuBBa
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> chubba chub
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> gross
23:05:00 <Picard> u fat fuck
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> picard has 1 now
23:06:00 <Picard> 1 wat
23:06:00 <Serenity> GeT FuCK CHuBBa
23:06:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
23:06:00 <Picard> she cant get a fuck
23:07:00 <TheRiddler> .
23:07:00 <Picard> TheRiddler here is your chance dude, amelia will break u in
23:07:00 <Serenity> Ive seen amelia 10/10 guys on tis server would bang
23:07:00 <Serenity> even the gay ones
23:07:00 <Picard> amelia is the reason they are gay
23:08:00 <amelia> they luff my penis
23:08:00 <Clarkson> don't make me fuck him and record it
23:08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:08:00 <Picard> anyways enough of u fucktards for one night
23:08:00 <TheRiddler> ok clarky
23:08:00 <Clarkson> faux what the fuck is your problam?
23:08:00 <Picard> TheRiddler i hope you are killed by a bus tomorrow
23:08:00 <Picard> night everyone else ")
23:09:00 <Picard> :)
23:09:00 <couleurs> this guy is playing FiFa but his headset sounds like gran theft auto in mexican idgi
23:09:00 <amelia> stay away from buses tomorrow ash
23:09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:09:00 <TheRiddler> ok
23:10:00 <couleurs> Bye Picard u Fat Loaf Bread
23:10:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
23:10:00 <TheRiddler> fat loaf brad
23:11:00 <amelia> AAHAH
23:14:00 <amsy> get fuck
23:14:00 <Clarkson> but, thats just gay
23:14:00 <couleurs> amsy :s
23:15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:18:00 <amsy> cc :h
23:18:00 <couleurs> holy quackamoly
23:21:00 <under> couleurs:
23:22:00 <under> manc vs rmadrid
23:22:00 <under> whos gonna win tonit
23:22:00 <couleurs> real
23:22:00 <under> yeah
23:22:00 <couleurs> real vs atletico final
23:24:00 <TheRiddler> how do I change admin privlidges couleurs?
23:24:00 <couleurs> hope atletico win!!!!
23:24:00 <TheRiddler> oh it's an error
23:25:00 <couleurs> control panel?
23:25:00 <TheRiddler> I'm trying to get into the windowsapps folder but when I change the permissions and click ok it comes up with an error
23:26:00 <TheRiddler> *in advance security settings
23:28:00 <couleurs> ok
23:47:00 <GoldSpade> fuk off
23:47:00 <Clarkson> bf3 n shit
23:48:00 <couleurs> Make Me
23:53:00 <Serenity> totally in a unicorn onsie