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09:00 <British^Meat> i am the first to chat since 21:58 SA time
09:00 <British^Meat> to myself of course
13:00 <Liinda> hey BM
25:00 <British^Meat> hello mrs linda
25:00 <British^Meat> how are you?
25:00 <Liinda> well thanks mister, whats going on? 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
41:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i'll bite your face cunt
41:00 <Clarkson> dont give a shiz bout that place
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… someone needs to put the ice pipe down 
43:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> cock frothys!
43:00 <Clarkson> ill take the vagina over lsd
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
47:00 <DK> kae 
47:00 <DK> kate 
47:00 <DK> how is ya 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> good and you?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> Had an amazing dinner out with a bunch of friends… was sooo good!!
01:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nice shirt fuckhead where'd ya get it? gay cunts are us
04:00 <British^Meat> err
04:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> settle down foreskin lips
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> doodleburger is the best
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> new ot?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> bot**
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> where?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> at ya mum’s foreskin lips
06:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> oh
06:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah there was a new bot on a while back that was repeating random lines
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> right
08:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> time to go play some more trackmania
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> great
09:00 <MrMark> burp
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> agreed
33:00 <robot> hi its robot goodnight
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> good hello the robot to night
37:00 <faux> robotortuga
10:00 <Trevor> what kind of a slut would want to sleep with me
10:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> one that you paid for
10:00 <Trevor> shed have to be fucked up to want to sleep with me
37:00 <A\Romeo_> welcome
39:00 <Trevor> katy perry wants a kiss u fuckin alien
40:00 <A\Romeo_> hahaha
40:00 <A\Romeo_> yes
40:00 <A\Romeo_> score
44:00 <A\Romeo_> ufo sex
44:00 <Trevor> release the dubs
45:00 <A\Romeo_> sexy alines
45:00 <A\Romeo_> yes o yes
45:00 <A\Romeo_> :> :)
46:00 <A\Romeo_> www.weshouldallstartlookingatpornnow.com
46:00 <A\Romeo_> -
46:00 <A\Romeo_> <A\Romeo_> www.weshouldallstartlookingatpornnow.com
47:00 <A\Romeo_> my arms hurt
47:00 <A\Romeo_> i don't from sexting
47:00 <A\Romeo_> from sexting
47:00 <A\Romeo_> need a third hand
47:00 <A\Romeo_> im a freak
47:00 <A\Romeo_> don't look at me
48:00 <A\Romeo_> VAMPIRE DUST.
49:00 <Trevor> fucking magnets how do they work
49:00 <Clarkson> if u gotta spend an our rifling through ur pubic patch to find the fucker
54:00 <A\Romeo_> i wanna go night clubbing
54:00 <A\Romeo_> just for the fuck of it
54:00 <Clarkson> no way in fuck im gonna smoke the dregs
54:00 <A\Romeo_> lol
01:00 <A\Romeo_> im in hell
01:00 <Clarkson> his video sucked ass he repeats himself constantly
02:00 <A\Romeo_> im in heaven
03:00 <A\Romeo_> turns out the zebra did it
04:00 <A\Romeo_> FISHING
05:00 <A\Romeo_> GOLF
05:00 <A\Romeo_> CHESS
05:00 <A\Romeo_> BURGERS
05:00 <A\Romeo_> BEER
05:00 <A\Romeo_> FOOTBALL
05:00 <A\Romeo_> SOFTBALL
05:00 <A\Romeo_> BBALL
05:00 <A\Romeo_> 1990's
05:00 <A\Romeo_> HELL
05:00 <A\Romeo_> FIRE
05:00 <A\Romeo_> 3 AM
05:00 <A\Romeo_> rant
05:00 <A\Romeo_> through hell
06:00 <A\Romeo_> that is so empty
06:00 <A\Romeo_> and filled with cancer
06:00 <A\Romeo_> death
06:00 <A\Romeo_> disease
06:00 <A\Romeo_> wrath
06:00 <A\Romeo_> hungry 
06:00 <A\Romeo_> plagues
06:00 <A\Romeo_> evil
06:00 <A\Romeo_> pain
07:00 <A\Romeo_> bored to obliteration
08:00 <A\Romeo_> pretty damn late
17:00 <Shadowalker> hello
21:00 <Shadowalker> hello
12:00 <embri0n> hi 
20:00 <Skirmish> Entertain me please. 
20:00 <embri0n> erm.... music?!
21:00 <Skirmish> I left my headphones in the car :-( 
21:00 <Skirmish> It's getting serviced. 
12:00 <nevs> so happy to be at work today fml
16:00 <Skirmish> I've been sitting in a reception area waiting for my car to be serviced for nearly an hour. 
16:00 <Skirmish> RIP my bum. Gone to sleep. Worst chairs ever. 
17:00 <faux> BYO pillow
18:00 <Skirmish> Next time I will organize a mate to come get me and go for a coffee or something. 
19:00 <Skirmish> Watching sunrise and their outrageous propaganda. 
20:00 <Skirmish> They reported earlier if your 2yo child lies a lot and has no empathy they will grow up to become criminals. 
23:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <faux> thats a bit ridic
24:00 <embri0n> my kid beats up other kids sometimes
25:00 <embri0n> a she 
25:00 <Skirmish> Crims in the making. 
25:00 <embri0n> my friends all have boys and they always come to me complaining
25:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <embri0n> "embri0n, she hit me" 
25:00 <faux> one of my cousins was a biter
26:00 <faux> now she runs a childcare
26:00 <embri0n> trying to make up ????!
26:00 <faux> guess we know how she disciplines the kids 
26:00 <embri0n> LOL 
26:00 <embri0n> by turning them into vampires too 
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <faux> ok i have to zumba before i get lazy
26:00 <faux> cyas
26:00 <embri0n> ta ta 
27:00 <Skirmish> Sunrise right now. Reporting on the Ginger Rally that's on today. 
27:00 <embri0n> what time is it there?
27:00 <Skirmish> Ginger Pride Rally. 
27:00 <Skirmish> 930am on the east coast. 
27:00 <embri0n> and the sun is rising....... wow 
28:00 <embri0n> what time did it set?
28:00 <Skirmish> The show is called sunrise. The sun rose 3hrs ago. 
28:00 <embri0n> aaaaahhhh 
28:00 <Skirmish> Sets between 530-6pm. 
29:00 <embri0n> i was wondering why the capital S
30:00 <Skirmish> So today there is a massive collection of people all celebrating their lack of having a soul. 
31:00 <embri0n> nothing else to do on a saturday?!
31:00 <Skirmish> Guess so. 
32:00 <Skirmish> Might do a lap of the beaches before I go home today. 
32:00 <embri0n> what are the solutions they propose ??
32:00 <Skirmish> Solutions to what? 
33:00 <Skirmish> Being a ginger? They could dye their hair. 
33:00 <embri0n> solutions to not having a soul 
34:00 <Skirmish> Nothing can be done. They're all going to hell. 
34:00 <embri0n> stop using windows and switching to linux?!??!
36:00 <Skirmish> Nothing they can do. All gingers are going to hell. 
36:00 <embri0n> :( 
37:00 <Skirmish> How is the AIDS where you are? Do you guys think the cure is sex with a virgin? 
41:00 <embri0n> some do 
41:00 <embri0n> its still very critical 
42:00 <Skirmish> More education required. 
42:00 <embri0n> i translate a lot of documents in that field
42:00 <embri0n> yes 
42:00 <embri0n> mostly 
43:00 <embri0n> clinics are setup, funds poured into treatment and prevention programs but there is still a lot of stigma and people wont adhere 
43:00 <embri0n> sad overall picture 
43:00 <Skirmish> The damn Suzuki that went in after my car has just came out. 
43:00 <embri0n> maybe there is a serious problem with your car 
43:00 <embri0n> ask them whats going on
44:00 <Skirmish> Yeah the idea that banging a virgin isn't helping to stop the spread. 
44:00 <embri0n> they even bang babies 
44:00 <Skirmish> My car is under warranty so whatever is wrong they be fixing it. 
44:00 <embri0n> south africa has loads of stories like that 
44:00 <embri0n> go to a coffee shop and get breakfast 
45:00 <Skirmish>  Yeah I've heard reports of babies being raped. Sad state of affairs. 
45:00 <embri0n> yes 
45:00 <embri0n> happens 
45:00 <embri0n> its even worse to know that someone is actually making money from that 
46:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that's atrocious. Those people need to be punished as harshly as the law allows. 
46:00 <embri0n> they only get punished if caught 
46:00 <embri0n> ok got my machines going, have to go work on that track
47:00 <embri0n> sitting at the other desk.... will come here now and then 
47:00 <Skirmish> Cya
47:00 <embri0n> good luck with the car 
47:00 <embri0n> an thanx for the warm welcome 
47:00 <Skirmish> Hopefully I don't need luck and it's done soon. 
47:00 <embri0n> and* 
48:00 <embri0n> hopefully 
48:00 <Skirmish> No problem. See that cunts! Someone thanked me for my warm welcome! 
48:00 <embri0n> ok, maybe i made friends with the wrong person 
48:00 <Skirmish> :-) people here think I'm some kind of terrible person. 
48:00 <Skirmish> Hahaha it's all good. 
49:00 <embri0n> i know 
49:00 <Skirmish> Watch out for faux. That's a guy that pretends to be a girl and catfishes people. 
49:00 <embri0n> ok, lets see if i can make some magic happen 
49:00 <embri0n> this is the internet, everyone is a guy 
51:00 <Skirmish> My car just came out. Chat another time. 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitches
24:00 <British^Meat> hello u bitch hahahah
24:00 <British^Meat> its ok, im a bitch too, we're all bitches!
24:00 <Clarkson> those 2 tracks so sexy & smoooove
24:00 <British^Meat> amirightlads?
24:00 <British^Meat> fuck u Clarkson
24:00 <Clarkson> I'd punch her in the tit if I saw her
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there
08:00 <Kynetic> oh hai
08:00 <Kynetic> sorry, i was distracted
09:00 <Kynetic> because boobs.
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was distracted because meal planning 
09:00 <Kynetic> same here
09:00 <Kynetic> ;)
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
01:00 <Skirmish> lol that was chris trying to get in. He has taken 2 boxes of pills in an attempt to kill himself apparently.
03:00 <faux> wtf hes flooding my pm
04:00 <faux> sayibg i have 24 hours to fix what i fucked up
04:00 <faux> lmao
04:00 <faux> or hes dead and i dont exist
04:00 <faux> oh ok
05:00 <faux> 13:02] <hoursb4idead> do u think i joke around
05:00 <faux> [13:03] <hoursb4idead> u got 24 hours
05:00 <faux> [13:03] <hoursb4idead> get who ever it was here
05:00 <faux> [13:03] <hoursb4idead> or i am dead and u dont exsist
05:00 <faux> [13:03] <hoursb4idead> the whole world wont
05:00 <faux> what
06:00 <British^Meat> sayibg
13:00 <Skirmish> [1:10pm] <hoursb4idead> 26 olanzapine
13:00 <Skirmish> [1:10pm] <hoursb4idead> and 28 abilify
13:00 <Skirmish> [1:10pm] <hoursb4idead> swallowed at once
13:00 <Skirmish> [1:10pm] <hoursb4idead> should kill me
13:00 <Skirmish> Read the Salon articles lara?
15:00 <lara> i did... i went to type you a response 
15:00 <lara> then i decided it wasn't worth the effort
16:00 <lara> i couldn't see how that article had anything to do with your original statement about "Lefties wanting to make paedophilia a sexual preference" since that article didn't even suggest that at all, nor is there anything in there about the author being a "lefty"
17:00 <lara> pretty much the only argument the author made was that since he can't help being a paedophile and he hasn't ever acted on it, he shouldn't really have to answer to anyone about it... and i agree.. it's our actions that count, not our thoughts
17:00 <Skirmish> Salon is a left wing publication.
19:00 <lara> you completely misunderstood the point of the original author
19:00 <Skirmish> busy ... be with you in a few mins.
20:00 <lara> that's fairly typical of right wingers though. they can't argue with the logic so they just make stuff up on the fly 
20:00 <lara> Mei tells me she's a hot chick but i don't believe him
20:00 <Skirmish> I think publishing the articles are an attempt to 'normalise' it.
22:00 <lara> it's not normalising child abuse. it's saying that there are people who have these feelings but don't act on them and shouldn't be treated as sexually offenders for having those thoughts. if paedophiles were able to obtain help for their problem without fear of persecution, more might go and get help.. it might reduce child sex abuse... 
23:00 <lara> sounds like a good thing imo
38:00 <Skirmish> For better or worse—mostly worse—we have this sexuality <----- This guy is calling his predaliction a 'sexuality'. You call it a problem they need help with. I think you're on a different page to what he is.
42:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> are you talking about pedos making excuses for their behaviour?
43:00 <robot> lara
43:00 <robot> hi
43:00 <lara> robot
43:00 <robot> brb ay
43:00 <Skirmish> Articles being very subliminal suggesting that attraction to children is a sexuality just like being gay.
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> it technically is
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> it's only morally wrong because laws say so
44:00 <robot> ahoy me maties
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> they used to fuck boy bums back in the greek days
44:00 <menomore> prefer girl bums
45:00 <lara> pretty much the only thing that matters about this -> "I'm attracted to children but unwilling to act on it. "
45:00 <lara> he's done absolutely nothing wrong
45:00 <menomore> ur a sicko
46:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i would imagine back in the greek days though, it wasn't raping little kids
46:00 <embri0n> where did i end up :/
46:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> these days, paedophiles rape little kids
46:00 <embri0n> criiinge 
46:00 <Skirmish> He's not looking for help though. He is wanting to be accepted for his predaliction as if it's harmless.
46:00 <British^Meat> what... did u just say its morally wrong to fuck kids only because there is a law against it?
46:00 <Clarkson> talk properly dick
46:00 <embri0n> whoever that is, he surely looks at child pr0n.... so...... 
46:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> no BMP
47:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> please use some critical thought
47:00 <robot> who
47:00 <British^Meat>  <+WiDe^AnGeL> it's only morally wrong because laws say so
47:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> context you retard
47:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> read the rest of the convo
47:00 <lara> hasn't looked for help?
47:00 <lara> VirPed itself has become the go-to place for support for non-offending pedophiles and has been mentioned and endorsed everywhere from NPR, Salon and the Atlantic to the New York Times and Toronto Star.  As its popularity increases, so too does its effectiveness.
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i'd hardly say that endorsement from Salon is credible
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> lmao
48:00 <lara> there is literally an organisation for people who have these feelings but don't act on them
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> or NPR
48:00 <embri0n> if they do something about it, then thats good 
48:00 <Skirmish> Exactly, by attempting to normalise pedofilia as just another sexualality.
49:00 <embri0n> i dont believe its another sexuality, i think its a mental problem 
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ^^^ this
49:00 <Skirmish> That is what is under debate. The two articles I linked lara are written by a pedo who runs a website for 'Virtuous pedofiles'.
49:00 <lara> if they were trying to normalise it, why are they joining an organisation to get them help to not act upon the thoughts?
50:00 <lara> does the organisation encourage paedophilse to abuse children or does it not?
50:00 <lara> that's the only thing that actually matters here
50:00 <Skirmish> That's not what I suggested was happening.
50:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> what does the organisation do to actually help pedos
50:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> other than to provide a centralised discussion area for it
50:00 <lara> there's a difference between being a paedophile and committing acts of child abuse
50:00 <embri0n> discussion is a start 
50:00 <Skirmish> What is happening is along with these web forums this guy is trying to say 'Hey it's ok to be a pedo, providing you don't molest any kids'.
51:00 <embri0n> well, kudos to him, for his bravery 
51:00 <lara> it is
51:00 <British^Meat> nah, thats weird :/
51:00 <embri0n> i wouldnt let my child get anywhere near him though 
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its not ok to be a pedo, because that means you think your desires are welcomed and accepted in a christian-law-based society
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> or "normal"
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> which they  aren't
51:00 <Skirmish> Are we at a point in society where we are willing to accept that sexual attraction to children is ok ... providing you don't touch the kiddies?
52:00 <embri0n> i see what you mean Skirmish 
52:00 <lara> hmm.. well we have a choice as a society.. we can make paedophiles feel like they are wrong and possibly drive them toward acting on those feelings. or provide them a forum or some sort of support to help them work through the feelings preventing them from acting on those feelings. one results in more children being sexually abused, and one results in less children being abused..
52:00 <embri0n> things are getting very twisted these days 
52:00 <lara> my preference is for less kids to be sexually abused... but hey that's jsut me
52:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's right, we do have a choice as a society, to ensure that people who would cause harm to others, given the chance, do not have that cahnce
52:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> my preference is for no kids to be sexually abused
53:00 <lara> if you don't really care about the victims and you're just looking for someone to lynch mob then that's cool
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and for any measure neccesary to be taken to ensure that
53:00 <Skirmish> I am all for zero kids being molested.
53:00 <embri0n> ^^^ 
53:00 <lara> me too
53:00 <embri0n> zero is best 
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> if that means locking up or putting people who think being a kiddy fucker is ok into psychiatric holds
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im all for it
54:00 <lara> hence i am completely supportive of any organisation that aims to reduce child sex abuse by helping a paedophile work through their feelings without acting on them
54:00 <embri0n> difficult to say less because we dont know how many are being abused exactly 
54:00 <lara> that's not what they think
54:00 <robot> we arent christian anything, the church separated from the state long ago
54:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> wrong robot
54:00 <lara> i am guessing your solution involves being the thought police? hey that guy had a bad thought, put him in jail! kill him!
55:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ACL has a very high influence on australian government
55:00 <robot> excuse me
55:00 <robot> i am not
55:00 <embri0n> so when do you come back Mr. Robot??? 
55:00 <robot> huh?
55:00 <embri0n> waiting for season 2 
55:00 <robot> o
55:00 <lara> lol
55:00 <Skirmish> Thoughts don't hurt people I am against any kind of action against thoughts.
56:00 <lara> exactly
56:00 <embri0n> CRAP, mosquito in my room....... making life unpleasant 
57:00 <lara> the goal of the organisation in question as stated on their website:
57:00 <lara> The goals of our organization are to reduce the stigma attached to pedophilia by letting people know that a substantial number of pedophiles do not molest children, and to provide peer support and information about available resources to help pedophiles lead happy, productive lives. Our highest priority is to help pedophiles never abuse children. We hope you will explore our web site with 
57:00 <lara> an open mind.
57:00 <lara>  Our highest priority is to help pedophiles never abuse children.
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ba-bow
57:00 <Skirmish> This guy says he was molested at 7yo. Remembers a 7yo VIVIDLY that came to his house when he was 12yo and later in life accepted he had sexual desires for kids. Has he ruled out that being molested as a child set something in his head to normalise adults sexually objectifying children?
57:00 <morgoth> oh great Skirmish joined the thought police, not long now before he is kicking in our doors
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> are you a pedo morgoth?
57:00 <Skirmish> morgoth: Did you even read what I said?
58:00 <Skirmish> Thoughts don't hurt people I am against any kind of action against thoughts.
58:00 <embri0n> he read the typo 
58:00 <embri0n> which wasnt typed 
58:00 <lara> "People do not choose to be attracted to children or adults any more than they choose to be attracted to males or females.Not all pedophiles are child molesters (or vice versa). Child molesters are defined by their acts; pedophiles are defined by their desires. There are pedophiles and hebephiles who never act on their sexual attraction towards children. They cannot be blamed for what they 
58:00 <lara> feel, and they should be supported for the constant self-restraint they must exercise in order to behave ethically."
59:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> People do not choose to be attracted to children
59:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that is an outright lie
59:00 <lara> Dr. Ray Blanchard, Professor of Psychiatry at the University of Toronto; Former Head of Clinical Sexology Services in the Law and Mental Health Program of the Centre for Addiction and Mental Health; Served on the American Psychiatric Association's DSM-IV and on the DSM-5's Work Group on Sexual and Gender Identity Disorders.
59:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that is an extremely dangerous catch-all
59:00 <robot> my gf went to UoT
00:00 <Serenity> I dont think its a lie, there are lots of paedophiles that dont act on their behaviour because they know its wrong
01:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> they would if they had the chance
01:00 <Serenity> no they wouldnt
01:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's why the sex tourism industry is booming in south east asia
01:00 <Serenity> not all pedos act on it
01:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> theydeliberaetly leave their country where its illegal
01:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> to go do it elsewhere
01:00 <Serenity> just like all pyschopaths dont kill
02:00 <Skirmish> I think the risk involved in getting caught is a large motivator for them to not act on their urges.
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ^^^^
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> exactly this
02:00 <Serenity> i dont believe that
02:00 <Serenity> i think for a lot yes not for all
02:00 <Skirmish> Then you do believe it, just not for all of them.
02:00 <robot> WiDe^AnGeL you're generalising
03:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> I am
03:00 <robot> you also don't acknowledge that the church separated from the state
03:00 <robot> so
03:00 <robot> .
03:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> because i believe it's more true than it is falt
03:00 <robot> that is ti.
03:00 <robot> it*
03:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> false*
03:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> robot, you do know how much of an influence the Australian Christian Lobby has in government right?
03:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> the idea of "church seperating from state" is a formality
03:00 <robot> ok.
04:00 <Skirmish> Anyway. My entire position is against any attempt to 'normalise' paedphilia. Would you take your children to a day care where a paedophile worked? It's ok though because they don't act on their urges.
04:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> My entire position is against any attempt to 'normalise' paedphilia
04:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> me too
05:00 <Serenity> Oh dont get me wrong I dont think there should be any attempt what so ever to normalise it
05:00 <Serenity> not ever
05:00 <Skirmish> That was my initial stance. The discussion developed further.
05:00 <Serenity> ionly just got in excuse me for missing half the convo haha
07:00 <Skirmish> Started in another channel even. Just to be clear though I will link both articles. They are written by a self confessed paedphile and published on what could be called an extreme left website.
07:00 <Skirmish> http://www.salon.com/2015/09/21/im_a_pedophile_but_not_a_monster/
07:00 <Skirmish> http://www.salon.com/2015/09/30/im_a_pedophile_youre_the_monsters_my_week_inside_the_vile_right_wing_hate_machine/
07:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah i don't like Salon
07:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> at all
07:00 <Skirmish> I get the vibe it is an attempt to normalise paedophilia.
08:00 <lara> yeah, i think you may have missed the point
08:00 <Skirmish> Maybe I did. I don't discount that possibility.
08:00 <robot> and what about your responsibility to your children?  don't you have a responsibility to provide a safer environment?  what if you had a son or daughter who compulsively found themselves attracted to children but was in every other way normal, and they did their best to ignore those thoughts but felt isolated?  wouldn't you want them to have some kind of ability to seek out somewhere to get 
08:00 <robot> help?  isn't that providing a safer place for everyone?  if people recognise that they have a problem they need to deal with and don't feel alone, isolated and shunned by society aren't they going to feel much more supported?
09:00 <Serenity> the problem though is attempts to rehabilitate paedophiles consistently fail
10:00 <Serenity> even ones that dont offend, nothing works to resolve the feelings
10:00 <robot> what do you base that on Serenity?
11:00 <robot> ok, so what about AA?
11:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: That is where the belief that it is not a 'choice' but rather a sexuality like the statement lara linked earlier.
11:00 <Serenity> well the numbers are there, paedophiles that have offended and been through rehab almost always reoffend
11:00 <robot> AA doesn't stop cravings for alcohol
11:00 <robot> AA provides a network of support
11:00 <robot> 'don't drink man, let's get through this together'
11:00 <Serenity> yes but an alcoholic isnt sexually abusing children if they slip
11:00 <robot> they pair up, right?  the buddy system?
11:00 <robot> aren't you at least willing to consider and explore what might be able to be done?
11:00 <Skirmish> robot: I don't think you can compare the urge for a drink or take a drug to a sexual urge.
12:00 <robot> ok well i am comparing it
12:00 <Skirmish> I am no expert but I don't get a boner when I want a beer.
12:00 <robot> because urges are indeed urges
12:00 <Serenity> Im not willing to allow children to be at risk for something thats proven to likely fail
12:00 <robot> if people have trouble dealing with them, that is a subjective thing
12:00 <Serenity> whether or not I believe its a sexuality or not
12:00 <robot> Serenity what part of it would put children at risk?
12:00 <Serenity> or not or not or not..
13:00 <Serenity> oh i dunno paedophiles being allowed to be out and about like normal people? lol
13:00 <Skirmish> Support groups like that robot work because instead of surrounding yourself with people that drink, you surround yourself with people that don't. It's subjective peer pressure.
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> paedophiles are free to admit they are ones
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> they aren't free to be accepted into society
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> they are inherently a risk
13:00 <Serenity> maybe they should have collars like dangerous dogs have to wear
13:00 <Serenity> (im kidding relax)
14:00 <Skirmish> These guys are literally surrounding themselves with other people that are sexually attracted to children. Also, are there female paedophiles?
14:00 <robot> so the two scenarios are: a) someone acknowledges they have a problem and seek some form of help, or b) they don't acknowledge anything, don't get any help and wander around society unhindered and unengaged.  right?  do you agree?  neither of these scenarios protect children and more or less
14:00 <Serenity> of course there are
14:00 <Skirmish> Why don't we ever hear of it?
14:00 <robot> Skirmish:  those AA guys are literally surrounding themselves with other people who want to drink
14:00 <Serenity> because % wise it happens a lot less but they are in the news when it happens
15:00 <Serenity> the new series on etflix dangerous women is full of stories about female pedos
15:00 <Skirmish> I have never ever heard of a female paedophile.
15:00 <Serenity> well you are sheltered
15:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> robot, again, drinking (almost exclusively self harm) is not the same as child abuse (almost exclusively harm against others)
15:00 <robot> i never said it was the same
15:00 <Serenity> there was one in the news a few days ago about a notorious female paedophile who was trying to get out of prison
15:00 <robot> i said they were comparable
15:00 <robot> i said they were both urges
15:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i don't thinkt they are
16:00 <Skirmish> Maybe that is why I refuse to accept it as a sexuality because I don't view it as something that has people from both sexes afflicted by it.
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> one is an addiction
16:00 <robot> we'll you're wrong
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> the other is a mental problem
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i am not wrong
16:00 <robot> i think you're wrong.
16:00 <robot> i think shunning the problem into the dark ages is socially irresponsible
17:00 <Serenity> it scares people
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and rightly so
17:00 <Serenity> the thought of someone accepting that paedophilia can be classes as something 'normal' is terrifying
17:00 <Serenity> and it has potential to be a slippy slope
17:00 <robot> yeah, but, people were afraid of witches
17:00 <robot> fear is..
17:00 <robot> blah
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> witches aren't real
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> lol
17:00 <robot> WiDe^AnGeL:  that didn't stop people being tried in court and murdered
17:00 <Serenity> yes but this is a real fear. the most vulnerable members of our society are at risk due to these people
18:00 <robot> yes
18:00 <robot> so face the fear
18:00 <robot> deal with it
18:00 <robot> sweeping it under the rug is going to cause more harm than good
18:00 <robot> society has seen it time and time again
18:00 <Skirmish> http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/04/15/feminists-privilege-sexually-transmitted-disease/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social <------- LOL
19:00 <robot> i think if people with problems like pedophilia are seeking out help, they should be encourged.  
19:00 <Serenity> I dont know what the answer is, I dont even know how I feel about it myself I have conflicting opinions
19:00 <Serenity> i guess if it were something easy it would be done by now
19:00 <robot> that's right.
19:00 <Skirmish> https://twitter.com/Scarleteen/status/718445466443075586?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
20:00 <lara> it's a pretty emotive topic 
20:00 <Serenity> and that makes things difficult too
20:00 <Serenity> its one where its hard to put aside how you personally feel to see the real side of it
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> if someone with a mental condition gets treatment, that is always a good thing
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i just think there is too many apologists
20:00 <Skirmish> Telling people that STI's are BAD, is oppression.
21:00 <robot> Nicholas Adams ‏@Ni12124  Apr 8
21:00 <robot> @Scarleteen the infected should be marginalized. They are society's parasites and a public health menace
21:00 <Serenity> louis theroux did a thing on pedos in prison it was quite interesting tbh
21:00 <robot> don't hold back, nicholas
23:00 <Skirmish> I think tisk got zlined. I hope that his cat is ok.
23:00 <robot> ne way u guise got me off topic
23:00 <robot> i was originally gonna say
23:00 <robot> tits.
24:00 <Skirmish> Yes! Let's just all unite behind the awesomeness that is breasts.
24:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i agree with tits
24:00 <Skirmish> As a token of their involvement I think the girls in channel should get theirs out for the boys and show their willingness to all be together.
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i'd get mine out but i'm on my period
25:00 <Skirmish> You bleed from the nipples?
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah
25:00 <Skirmish> Interesting.
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> it's very inconvenient
25:00 <Skirmish> I bet. Sticky taping pads over them would be a pain.
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah, and it looks stupid too
26:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it would.
26:00 <Serenity> mm boobies
26:00 <Skirmish> Well it's 230 and I haven't heard my son go looking for food so I am guessing he's decided to skip lunch.
26:00 <robot> he's looking at tits
27:00 <Skirmish> Me on the other hand do not. Salami scrambled eggs.
27:00 <Skirmish> I think his COD clan is online and they are wreaking havoc.
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> codpiece
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> then there is this guy
30:00 <couleurs> 1 cool guy checken in
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> are you a chechniyan rebel?
31:00 <couleurs> no, don't be redonkulous balky
31:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i knew it
31:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fight me comrade
36:00 <robot> how wide are you, WiDe^AnGeL?
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> about five miles
37:00 <robot> wow
37:00 <robot> ok
37:00 <robot> that is pretty wide.  i guess you live up to your name
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah, i am pretty honest about myself
37:00 <couleurs> Gross!!!!!!!
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's more than i can say for these white devils though
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> poor Mei
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> they tried to fool me into thinking they were some extremely hot sexual deviant that lived nearby
39:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i gave them some tips on how to build a believable personality
39:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i hope they take it onboard
40:00 <IAmSpeed> You mean all the girls on here aren't tanned, leggy, blondes? I've been decieved!
40:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> some of them are
40:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> but they are diamonds in the rough
40:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you have to hunt for them
40:00 <IAmSpeed> Heavens.
40:00 <Skirmish> I am still chuckling about tisk getting zlined.
40:00 <Serenity> ooh what happened
40:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> he killed himself
41:00 <Skirmish> Let me should you Serenity the full majestic glory of it.
41:00 <robot> prolly dont joke about that hey
41:00 <Serenity> ^
41:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> who's joking about it?
41:00 <faux> let me should you
41:00 <Serenity> nah i dont care
41:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> tisk told us he's taking over 40 pills of mediocre strength in an attempt to end his life
42:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> if his story is true (it's not), then even mick jagger would be impressed
42:00 <faux> what are we joking about
42:00 <faux> oh
42:00 <Serenity> its harsh but i could not give any less of a fuck
42:00 <faux> was wondering why he was going nuts in pm
42:00 <Serenity> im suprised i didnt get anything normally i get weird pms at 3am when hes like that
42:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> just tisk being tisk lol
42:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nothing to worry about
43:00 <Serenity> thats his problem no one cares
43:00 <faux> he told me i have 24 hours to fix what i fucked up
43:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> he'll be back at 3am my time
43:00 <faux> or he will end his life and i will no longer exist
43:00 <Serenity> 'u cunts should me excutedexecuted'
43:00 <Clarkson> ok well you're alll fuckin loser whores
43:00 <faux> oh ok
43:00 <Serenity> rofl
43:00 <faux> how rude ClArkson 
43:00 <Clarkson> i've heard china smells like a giant turd
43:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <faux> yum i cut my nails and now its so amazing to type
45:00 <robot> lol
45:00 <robot> and we can understand you faux
45:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <faux> shut up my thumb nails were so long 
46:00 <robot> all of a sudden faux is the best typist on irc
46:00 <faux> well not super long but too long to type well
46:00 <faux> SHUT UP ROBUTT
46:00 <robot> :P
46:00 <faux> i will fight you
46:00 <robot> it's like a whole new you!
46:00 <robot> o
46:00 <faux> i am gionh ot tyep liek thsi nwo
47:00 <faux> ok that was too much work
47:00 <robot> lol
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> wb Skirmish
48:00 <faux> is it nap time yet
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fucking spammer
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yes faux
48:00 <faux> tenks
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> np np
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> only a short nap though
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> like 30 mins or an hour
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> max
49:00 <faux> whats with everyone on facebook changin their names
49:00 <faux> like
49:00 <faux> Chris Tina
49:00 <Skirmish> I am thinking we might do a BBQ tonight.
49:00 <faux> etc
49:00 <Serenity> god i have been craving bbq
49:00 <faux> Isa Bel
49:00 <faux> lol
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> because people are InDiViDuAl
49:00 <faux> so weird 
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's why
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and because they ahve stalker ex's
49:00 <faux> its not iNDiViDuaL if everyones doing it
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> or debt collection agencies after them
50:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> or they are cowards and don't want to be found out when they support child rapists
50:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> e.t.c
50:00 <robot> people are fuckin faggots
50:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ^
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> although the preferred nomenclature is homosexual
50:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> just fyi
51:00 <faux> ok
51:00 <Skirmish> What to put on the BBQ .... go the normal steak and snozzages or be exotic.
51:00 <robot> shup faggot
51:00 <robot> jokes
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> how dare you
51:00 <faux> chicken 
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ^
51:00 <faux> sosidges
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and sausages
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and tomatos
51:00 <faux> steak
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and onion
51:00 <robot> snausages
51:00 <faux> potatoes
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ^ also potatoes
51:00 <robot> POH TAY TOES
51:00 <faux> salaf
51:00 <robot> salaf
51:00 <faux> but not on the bba
52:00 <robot> the bba
52:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you dont cook salaf on a bbq though
52:00 <faux> BBQ SHUPROBOT
52:00 <faux> fight u
52:00 <robot> lol
52:00 <robot> smash ya
52:00 <faux> clobba ya
52:00 <robot> no cousins
52:00 <faux> oh 
53:00 <faux> yeah 3979 against 1 doesnt seem fair
53:00 <robot> lol
53:00 <Serenity> god my friend posted pics of cupcakes her kid made and they look like theyre topped with green shit
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah but you know its actually sugar
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and sugar is delicious
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> so it's ok
54:00 <Serenity> i almost cant remember what icing tastes like
56:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you know you've been scarred for life when you type the name of your long-long-ago ex instead of someone elses
56:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i am ruined
56:00 <Serenity> wot
56:00 <faux> eh
57:00 <faux> s coffee
57:00 <robot> ow
57:00 <Serenity> after monday im going to buy the biggest fuck off coffee i can get my hands on
57:00 <faux> i had a large today instead of jumbo
57:00 <faux> jumbo is gigantic 
57:00 <faux> can live inside it
58:00 <robot> lol
58:00 <robot> sublet ur coffee mug
58:00 <faux> HEHEHEE me fart just sounded like donald duck
58:00 <faux> wish i got paid 2 fart irl
58:00 <faux> id be a millionaire
58:00 <robot> /nick paid2fart
58:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <faux> sounds like a scam website
59:00 <faux> Do you want to make $409 a day!
59:00 <faux> Upload your farts here.
59:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> sign me up
59:00 <Skirmish> I am going to buy ribs and do them on the BBQ and see if I can't fuck it up.
59:00 <Clarkson> so fucking stupid
59:00 <faux> fuk ue
59:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i fart at least 11 times daily
59:00 <faux> ye
59:00 <faux> what is that ir
59:00 <robot> lol
59:00 <faux> ive farted 11 times during this convo
59:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> at least
00:00 <Skirmish> I farted 11 times writing this sentence.
00:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> well excuse me, professional flatulence artists
00:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> please continue
00:00 <Skirmish> brb new pants needed.
00:00 <faux> ew
00:00 <Skirmish> Also going to food shopper for BBQ stuff.
00:00 <faux> shartfest
00:00 <robot> need 2 1 up u
01:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> Fennec Fox thinks I am a 42 year old divorced malaysian woman with two kids
01:00 <robot> dont make me shit myself
01:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> why do people do this
01:00 <Serenity> prawns Skirmish
01:00 <Serenity> dont argue.
03:00 <robot> i should prolly go now
03:00 <stompin> niggers
04:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> the preferred nomenclature is coloured, stompin
04:00 <robot> that's offensive stebie
04:00 <robot> stompin
04:00 <stompin> so is ya mum
04:00 <robot> u know what i like
05:00 <robot> i like 2 move it move it
05:00 <robot> i like to move it move it
05:00 <robot> i like to.. MOVE IT
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ba ba, ba BA ba BA ba ba, ba BA ba BA ba ba
06:00 <stompin> tits out
06:00 <robot> pics WiDe^AnGeL
06:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> kk
07:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tits.gif
07:00 <robot> k
07:00 <Serenity> i had a dream last night i was at this carvival type thing and ron jeremy was there
08:00 <Serenity> and he motorboated my boobs..
08:00 <Serenity> odd
08:00 <robot> lol
08:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> remember, if you think you don't get laid because you're ugly, there's ron jeremy
09:00 <Serenity> yeah but he has a 13 inch dick so..
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> well yeah that kind of helps your chances
09:00 <robot> how big is too big, Serenity?
09:00 <robot> srs q
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im just saying looks aren't anything
09:00 <Serenity> honestly
09:00 <Serenity> anything over 8 is too big for me
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> anything that penetrates the cervix is too big
09:00 <robot> k
09:00 <Serenity> even 8 is pushing it
09:00 <stompin> im 3 foot 9 with a ten foot dick
09:00 <robot> how small is too small?
09:00 <stompin> so im too big?
10:00 <Serenity> anything under 4
10:00 <robot> k
11:00 <couleurs> get ya rulers out boyse!!!!!!!
11:00 <stompin> im ten foot
11:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> last i measured mine i come in just on six inches
11:00 <faux> llllllllllol
11:00 <faux> is ur ruler broekn
11:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> thats on a good day though
11:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i have to pull my fat rolls back to get the full length
12:00 <Serenity> thats an atrocious mental image
12:00 <Serenity> thanks
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> np
13:00 <stompin> i look like ive got fat rolls but its just my cock wrapped round myself a few times
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
13:00 <faux> god stompin youve been on repeat for like 5 years
13:00 <robot> i think i'm a bit below average.  it's a good thing i have a good personality.  i have a good personality, right guise?
13:00 <robot> guise?
14:00 <faux> no
14:00 <robot> k
14:00 <faux> u stink
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> the average australian dick is 5.2-5.6 inches
14:00 <robot> o ok
14:00 <faux> soz
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> so if you're around there
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you're ko
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ok8
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> *
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> sorry its hard typingone handed
14:00 <stompin> faux why change now
14:00 <faux> thats like 10cm right
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah about that
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> 12-16cm
14:00 <faux> thats so small :( 
14:00 <faux> lucky me hands are tiny
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haah
15:00 <stompin> faux lke it in her butt and out her mouth ;)
15:00 <faux> makin dicks look big since 2002
15:00 <robot> i don't care if i have a small penis
15:00 <Clarkson> that's the problem with austnet. sandraa and her sister didn't stay here, didn't introduce their kids to irc. as soon as they got cars and shit they ditched irc. 
15:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> thats why fat guys go for small girls
15:00 <faux> no ty
15:00 <faux> yeah i wanna know how 2 bigger people do it
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> with great skill and determination
16:00 <robot> ugh, i don't feel so hot.  i'm supposed to go to my mates place
16:00 <faux> is it like wading through an ocean of pudding
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's why Picard is so angry, his little nub can't get anywhere near it's home
17:00 <stompin> they do it like they do on the discovery channel
17:00 <faux> put a jumper on
17:00 <robot> sometimes i get me lil wanger out at parties n do the helicopter
17:00 <robot> life of the party
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> small dicks arent an issue robot
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> as long as you arent fat
17:00 <robot> well i'm a little fat.
17:00 <stompin> lucky im skinny and have a huge dick i can get real fat and it will still be big.
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> are you fat enough that you need to push back the fat rolls to get two fingers on your willy?
17:00 <robot> thankyou for supporting my masculinity, though
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> if not, you're ok
18:00 <robot> lol
18:00 <stompin> to install windows 10 or not to
19:00 <tE[m]tN`> im fat enough that i can use my own belly button to simulate a vagina :)
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's rather impressive
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> but not very realistic
19:00 <faux> you're all disgusting!!!!
20:00 <faux> k i got me mountain of pillows
20:00 <stompin> and?
20:00 <faux> time 2 lay down and hopefully napski 
20:00 <faux> mm
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> have a nice nap :3
20:00 <robot> sweet beans
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i hope it is full of bliss and wonder
20:00 <faux> human beans
20:00 <stompin> napski and rub the beanski
20:00 <faux> me 2 i hope i dream of johnny depp boning me in an elevator full of skittles
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that sounds pretty exotic
21:00 <faux> pirates of teh caribbean depp.. not charlie and the choc fac depp
21:00 <faux> that would just be weird
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> well, actually
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> he'd be able to give you lots of lollies
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> so that might be a bonus
21:00 <faux> yeah but hes fug
21:00 <robot> ciao!
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ttfn
21:00 <faux> also im more a savoury kinda person
22:00 <faux> but i could go for some skittles rn
22:00 <faux> bye robutt
22:00 <robot> bye :)
22:00 <faux> yay dodie is here
22:00 <faux> ~~confetti~~
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Doodle> hai lovely
23:00 <faux> hii
23:00 <faux> gows it
23:00 <Doodle> whats happening
23:00 <Doodle> ye nobbad
23:00 <faux> nommuch just got comfy hopefully nap soon
23:00 <faux> whats crappening on your end
24:00 <Doodle> not much, dicking round til f1 at 5
24:00 <faux> pix
24:00 <Doodle> eehehe
24:00 <faux> :D
24:00 <Doodle> just went and saw ava
25:00 <Doodle> you wouldnt think she had 3 teeth out in hosp yesty
25:00 <faux> EEEE
25:00 <faux> how is she feeling 
25:00 <Doodle> running around like a headless chook
25:00 <faux> lollll
25:00 <faux> kids are weirdly strong
25:00 <Doodle> ye lol
25:00 <Doodle> hasnt stopped eating
25:00 <faux> my sis rebounded off a couch onto the glass cofee table then hit her head on the stone bit underneath it and she continues jumping on the couch lile no biggie
26:00 <faux> ah ye hole in me hed who gaf
26:00 <Doodle> lmao
26:00 <Doodle> weirdos
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <Doodle> your sis cant feel pain from all the hashish
26:00 <faux> meanwhile i get a papercut and cry for 8 minutes
26:00 <faux> lollllll
26:00 <Doodle> haha
26:00 <faux> dat hash lyf
26:00 <Doodle> yem8
27:00 <faux> i bought her some glitter stuff
27:00 <faux> dads gonna kill me
27:00 <faux> he'll be finding glitter for a decade
27:00 <faux> yes like super ocd
27:00 <faux> hes*
27:00 <Doodle> lmao
27:00 <Doodle> i hate fkn glitter
27:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <faux> s'beautiful
28:00 <Doodle> its SHIT
28:00 <Serenity> i love glitter
28:00 <Serenity> rofl
28:00 <Doodle> and its bad 4 the environ
28:00 <faux> im gonna get her some clear nail polish so she can make glitter polishes 
28:00 <Serenity> i had these tubes of it and if you look the lid off and blew across the top of them it would spray a beautiful glitter cloud everywhere
28:00 <Serenity> hehehehe
28:00 <Doodle> i'm sure the fish that eat it will be over the moon
28:00 <faux> she loves nail polishes as much as me
28:00 <faux> twinsies
29:00 <faux> if youre so concerned about the environment m8 ride a fucking bicycle
29:00 <Clarkson> and yeah the bitch calles Me Sebastian
29:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
29:00 <Serenity> hahaha
29:00 <Serenity> told
29:00 <faux> u heard me
29:00 <faux> clobba ya
29:00 <Doodle> i bought a fuel efficient car
29:00 <Doodle> i used to have a v8
29:00 <stompin> what u call the 350 fuel efficient
29:00 <Doodle> it is
29:00 <Doodle> its slow so it uses fuck all fuel
29:00 <Doodle> eep
30:00 <faux> o god dis cunt
30:00 <stompin> anything woudl use fuck all fuel compared to ur old v8
30:00 <Doodle> trudat
30:00 <faux> mm i wanna smell petrol now
30:00 <Doodle> but srsly the way i drive it it hardly uses any fuel
30:00 <Mae-Pai> dude v8's kick ass
30:00 <Clarkson> i prolly make a sexy drag queen
30:00 <stompin> even my ute used 10l/100km
30:00 <Doodle> $10 of fuel lasts me almost a week
30:00 <Doodle> cos i hardly go anywhere
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <stompin> only cause u go 10km
31:00 <Doodle> well the bmw was $20 every 2 days
31:00 <Serenity> this is why ive got another 10 years before i can have a v8 haha
31:00 <faux> blek manx willy
31:00 <faux> z
31:00 <Doodle> in 10 years you wont be able to find a v8 the greenies will have made them all into a hotpot or something else frightful
32:00 <stompin> i worked out  between the cars/toys i buy 10g of petrol a year.
32:00 <faux> gimem some 2 sniff
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i don't need a v8, i'd drive a C2V if the exhaust sounded nice
32:00 <Doodle> i have some 2 stroke in the garage u can sniff faux
32:00 <Doodle> a c2v?
32:00 <Doodle> oh
32:00 <faux> what am i stroking in ur garage
32:00 <Doodle> a 2cv
32:00 <Doodle> me dick
32:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> sorry yeah
32:00 <faux> pix
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <Doodle> i spent heaps on my echaust cos 350's sound like shit
33:00 <Doodle> now it sounds marginally less shit
33:00 <Doodle> *exhaust
33:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
33:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ive got a weird leak or something, but only when its cold
33:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> so i cant fucking find it
34:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> start it up in the morning and it sounds like a tractor, then its fine
34:00 <Doodle> ah ye
34:00 <Doodle> manifold?
34:00 <Doodle> or further down
34:00 <faux> ye
34:00 <faux> lower
34:00 <Doodle> lmao
34:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> somewhere near manifold/cat i think
35:00 <faux> lol ffs
35:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i was fucking around taking off the heat shield a while back, its possible i knocked something or fucked up the metal gasket
35:00 <Clarkson> you all call me a slut
35:00 <Doodle> hehee
35:00 <Doodle> ye sounds likely
35:00 <Serenity> ohh that reminds me i need to check my hoses n shit
35:00 <Mae-Pai> clarkson, you're a slut that takes it up the pooper
35:00 <Clarkson> watched porn with my gf , and she turned around and kissed me passionately , really turned her on
35:00 <Serenity> my heaters arent working
35:00 <Doodle> sezz can u check my hose pls
35:00 <Serenity> :o
35:00 <Serenity> yes. i can
35:00 <Doodle> re00wwww
36:00 <Mae-Pai> this gay arse cold weather pisses me off
36:00 <Doodle> i should be out under me car now but its crappy out there
36:00 <Serenity> think we might have knocked something off or forgot to put something back when we fixed the intake
36:00 <Doodle> o whoops
37:00 <Serenity> its weird here it feels cool inside but you go outside and its strangely warm
37:00 <faux> ok i dont understsnd anything so begore me head explodes im gonna go read a book
37:00 <faux> bye loves
37:00 <Serenity> begore
37:00 <Serenity> BAI
37:00 <Doodle> lol bai
37:00 <Doodle> sezz
37:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/t31.0-8/11181943_10204734895465873_4740967713530041768_o.jpg
37:00 <Doodle> looool
37:00 <Serenity> HAHAHAHA
37:00 <Serenity> i still love that
38:00 <Doodle> hahaha
38:00 <Doodle> AY CARAMBA
38:00 <Serenity> his chest hair
38:00 <Serenity> so manly
39:00 <Doodle> lolol
43:00 <couleurs> i need 2 get an exhaust 2 cos me car is 2 quiet
44:00 <stompin> i need to get a muff pot for my sled
44:00 <couleurs> rays u
47:00 <stompin> hahahaha
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <CamaroGirl> chest hair is so
49:00 <CamaroGirl> woggy
50:00 <Doodle> u have to hold on to something
50:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> 30 year old fat caucasian male seeks young asian woman for homemaking
50:00 <Doodle> *sexmaking
50:00 <CamaroGirl> yeah, grab haldfuls of it and rip it out from the roots;p
50:00 <Doodle> could be worse
50:00 <CamaroGirl> ewwwwwwwww fat guys
51:00 <Doodle> weird
51:00 <Doodle> my cousin had a camaro
51:00 <Doodle> and an azn wife
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> the plot thickens
51:00 <CamaroGirl> it should be illegal for fat guys to hit on you. fat guys should totally be kept under house arrest and away from women
51:00 <Doodle> he has a firebird now
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah i remember u showing the pic
51:00 <Doodle> and his wife is still azn
52:00 <Doodle> fat guys last longer in bed
52:00 <Doodle> just sayin
52:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> scientifically proven
52:00 <CamaroGirl> hot chocolate is yummy as
53:00 <couleurs> fat guys clean out the fridge quicker 
53:00 <Doodle> lmao
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i dont ahve anything in my fridge
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> except old sauce bottles
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i dont even know why i have it plugged in
54:00 <couleurs> aye caramba
54:00 <couleurs> contacting the greens asap
54:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> make sure you send the cute ones
55:00 <couleurs> :)
55:00 <CamaroGirl> np:metallica - enter sandman
56:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nimbus
56:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> hey mae i like metallica too lets fuck
56:00 <Clarkson> u were cut coz i called u a shit talker
57:00 <Skirmish> Ribs, Pork Chops and snozzages!
58:00 <Skirmish> Soggy coleslaw, creamy pasta salad, potato salad
58:00 <Skirmish> large mushrooms
58:00 <nipmots> extra creamy pasta salad ibet.
58:00 <Skirmish> ENVY MY DINNER!
58:00 <CamaroGirl> coleslaw is overrated, potato salad is mad grouse though
58:00 <nipmots> envy the extra special sauce added
58:00 <Serenity> potato salad is the god of salads
59:00 <nipmots> dunno about that
59:00 <Serenity> do, not argue
59:00 <Skirmish> coleslaw is over rated. Soggy coleslaw is heaven.
59:00 <nipmots> how to easy any form of coleslaw https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/79/23/f9/7923f9cea16bb66c01a494bf6326b901.jpg
00:00 <nipmots> eat*
00:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> correct
01:00 <Skirmish> I intend to have a pork chop roll with coleslaw and a side of ribs.
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> eletric batteries to power, turbines to speed
02:00 <Serenity> goddd
02:00 <Serenity> i want bbqqqq
02:00 <Serenity> damn
02:00 <Serenity> it
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> to the batmobile, lets go!
03:00 <Skirmish> You can have it Serenity. It's healthy! All the fat leaks out and is burnt as a sacrifice to the BBQ god.
03:00 <Serenity> haha after monday
03:00 <Serenity> monday is weigh in day and im being super strict
03:00 <Skirmish> Ok well I will be nice and not talk about my dinner anymore and I won't take photos to share.
03:00 <Serenity> haha its ok
03:00 <Serenity> i have will power of steel
04:00 <Serenity> plus im making sushi soon
04:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i have wheel power
06:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ok i need to poop
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
08:00 <Serenity> sexual deviants
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t call them out of the wood work 
13:00 <couleurs> ;)
15:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah that convo was a couple hours ago
15:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its all good now
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> umm ok
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