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00:00 <robot> it's a type of vacuum cleaner
00:00 <Doodle> basically a pod filter
00:00 <Doodle> with a box
00:00 <Doodle> and a tube
00:00 <Doodle> http://www.350z-tech.com/forums/attachments/intake-exhaust/42210d1197260930-so-nismo-cai-much-better-than-jwt-pop-charger-new_intake.jpg
00:00 <dematerialised> oh right
00:00 <dematerialised> so like a legal pod instal
00:00 <dematerialised> +l
00:00 <Matthew> welcome to the `Madman
00:00 <Doodle> yeah
01:00 <dematerialised> fairymuff
01:00 <`Madman> Howde Matthew
02:00 <Skirmish> After 2 years I have decided that I want some exhaust noise again. Can't decide if I want to go full system, cat back or just the rear muffler. 
02:00 <dematerialised> just cat back
02:00 <dematerialised> dont need manifold
02:00 <Doodle> hang on
02:00 <Doodle> what car
02:00 <stompin> u need a 4" fart cn
02:00 <dematerialised> haha
02:00 <dematerialised> a tip so big you can fist it
03:00 <stompin> yes
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> fist pumping like a champ
03:00 <dematerialised> k9 loves it
04:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: The Lancer. 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif, you do
04:00 <Doodle> pls no
04:00 <Doodle> the world doesnt need another milo tin on an n/a lancer
05:00 <dematerialised> team evo
05:00 <Skirmish> No I don't want a cannon. I just want a nice system with some noise. 
05:00 <Doodle> they dont make nice systems for lancers
05:00 <Doodle> just shit loud ones
05:00 <Clarkson> you have nothing on me, so you bag the shit out of others
05:00 <robot> http://i.imgur.com/or7pkKX.gifv
05:00 <Skirmish> Xforce ones aren't bad. They don't fit my model though as far as I know. 
05:00 <Matthew> welcome faux
06:00 <robot> that's me on a friday night
06:00 <dematerialised> you're honestly better off just deleting a muffler
06:00 <dematerialised> high flow cat + delete rear
06:00 <dematerialised> done
06:00 <Doodle> hahaha robot
06:00 <Doodle> agreed dematerialised
06:00 <Doodle> just gut the system on it
06:00 <Matthew> Neighbours looks great this week on the adds
07:00 <dematerialised> but i suppose if you've got the cash, just get the xforce bolton stuff
07:00 <dematerialised> they are cheap as shit, only $400 for a cat back 2.5 for my xr
07:00 <dematerialised> i imagine the lancer would be aboue the same
08:00 <Doodle> i had an xforce muffler on my 180, blew the guts out of it
08:00 <Doodle> replaced it with a 2nd hand hks
08:00 <stompin> hahahaha
09:00 <stompin> nothing like blowing a muffer up
09:00 <stompin> and then letting every cunt on ur st know
09:00 <dematerialised> yeah, i wanna do something with mine but i just cbf'd, i wanna hear another rear deleted xr and see what it's like
09:00 <dematerialised> i already get tons of volume and note just ripping out the intake
09:00 <Doodle> just youtube it
10:00 <dematerialised> oh, and for science, i can tell you having an exposed pod filter only increases intake temp a few degrees when you're moving
10:00 <dematerialised> but its really bad at idle
10:00 <stompin> i remeber doing the old key offs in the old ke series corrola
10:00 <stompin> mufflers didnt last long
11:00 <Doodle> ke's were the best
11:00 <Doodle> my sis had one
11:00 <stompin> 5k and 5speed conversions
11:00 <Doodle> we used to pretend to be rally drivers and take it out bush
11:00 <stompin> lifting engines out with 4x2s on ur shoulders
12:00 <dematerialised> lol
12:00 <dematerialised> was like that with my old datto 200b
12:00 <dematerialised> engine was tiny
12:00 <dematerialised> almost carry it under your arm
12:00 <stompin> so slow u couldnt kill ur self
13:00 <British^Meat> MEAT IN
13:00 <dematerialised> my meat is out
13:00 <Doodle> stand back birds its the hammersmith hard men
14:00 <British^Meat> hah
14:00 <British^Meat> i was just thinking about bottom just b4
14:00 <British^Meat> Harold
14:00 <British^Meat> The ironmonger
14:00 <Doodle> i have the dvd's sitting next to me
14:00 <British^Meat> and vzzzzbks
15:00 <Doodle> haha
15:00 <British^Meat> zylophone fish, nah itd sink
15:00 <British^Meat> all great stuff
15:00 <Doodle> WELL PUT IT DOWN THEN
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ]naw leave it up and take pics
18:00 <British^Meat> Anyone get the Miitomo app?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
19:00 <British^Meat> katatonic_kate01
19:00 <British^Meat> have u got the bunting.......?
19:00 <MrMark> im not pissed enough yet
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
20:00 <British^Meat> Can i drink your juice?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
21:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooool
27:00 <British^Meat> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ef/15/75/ef1575fe0508f26eb8f04139686ba6bf.jpg
39:00 <MrMark> booooooooooooo
39:00 <MrMark> !!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
46:00 <MrMark> im gonna kill myself
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> why are you telling the ch for?
25:00 <Trevor> hey duz ne 1 wanna link exchange wit my geocities plz????
25:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://www.smh.com.au/national/health/obesity-a-bigger-problem-than-world-hunger-lancet-study-says-20160317-gnlbwk.html
25:00 <philosopher[{x}]> yes Trevor what've you got?
31:00 <Trevor> http://www.geocities.ws/69charger72d/
35:00 <Skirmish> SOmeone fix my sound issues on my pc.
35:00 <TheRiddler> what is it doing
35:00 <Skirmish> Works via USB but not video sound card.
50:00 <philosopher[{x}]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cAIsbUczSI
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Donny Montell - Iâ€˜ve been waiting for this night (Lithuania) 2016 Eurovision Song Contest Views: 221,427 Uploader: Eurovision Song Contest Uploaded: Mar 13, 2016 Duration: 3m6s Rating: 4.11
51:00 <philosopher[{x}]> lol Skirmish you cant hear this then funny
51:00 <Skirmish> I don't click your links you muptard.
51:00 <philosopher[{x}]> go flog one from the centrelink office after dark
52:00 <philosopher[{x}]> your mouth is an arsehole, did anyone tell you before
59:00 <TheRiddler> wb
59:00 <TheRiddler> I have you checked to see if the sound device is enabled
07:00 <Skirmish> lol of course I have.
08:00 <Skirmish> It's detected. Just no sound. Been happening since Win10 came out.
08:00 <TheRiddler> checked for driver updates?
08:00 <Skirmish> double checking them now.
10:00 <dematerialised> buy a new one
13:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_-TT0kiwUA
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Still Got The Blues - Gary Moore - Igor Presnyakov - acoustic fingerstyle guitar Views: 2,330 Uploader: Igor Presnyakov Uploaded: Apr 1, 2016 Duration: 4m1s Rating: 4.91
47:00 <kuzosk> hi
09:00 <Moke> i went to a toilet other day and my bowels exploded all over the seat and floor
09:00 <Moke> i had explosive diarreah
09:00 <Moke> shit all on the seat and floor
09:00 <Moke> i left it
09:00 <Moke> pity the poor cunt who has to clean it
09:00 <Moke> sad fucking sack of shit
11:00 <British^Meat> lol @ nicko
12:00 <nicko> lol @ British^Meat 
14:00 <BntyHntr> Afternoon old ones
14:00 <British^Meat> heya Banty Hinter
15:00 <BntyHntr> strong accent you have there Brit
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
39:00 <BntyHntr> you rang?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> um yeah
41:00 <BntyHntr> well, what are you looking for?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> you
42:00 <BntyHntr> I thought #Sex would be better if you were looking for dick
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> good idea!
13:00 <MrMark> boo
14:00 <faux> poo
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Mr Mark are you drunk yet?
20:00 <British^Meat> something something are we all drunk yet?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not yet
33:00 <Skirmish> Why is it so hard to find a book in Australia these days.
34:00 <British^Meat> I remember books...
35:00 <Skirmish> When I do find this book in Aus it's at a stupid price.
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…. just d/l stuff
37:00 <Skirmish> Nah I want the book in this instance.
40:00 <Skirmish> I give up. $29.95US for the book and it will cost $32.95US to get it posted to me. Assholes.
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> why don’t you use a site that does free P&H
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
46:00 <robot> which book
47:00 <Skirmish> None of those sites have this book.
48:00 <Skirmish> Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe 3rd Edition.
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> hang on… ill have a look
51:00 <Skirmish> Ok.
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.bookdepository.com/search?searchTerm=Starting+Strength+by+Mark+Rippetoe&search=Find+book
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> free postage 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> but, not 29.95
55:00 <Skirmish> This site better be legit ...
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> it is
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i order shit from there all the time
56:00 <nicko> sure you do katatonic_kate01 
56:00 <nicko> sure you do
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, im making the shit up 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
56:00 <nicko> I know
56:00 <Skirmish> Ok thanks. I am waiting for an email back about getting a copy for $50 next day delivery but if that falls through I will use that site.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s a good site, i;ve ordered text books for uni
57:00 <Skirmish> Will bookmark that site too. I prefer real books to reading off mobile devices.
57:00 <nicko> Sure you have katatonic_kate01 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, just depends what you like…
59:00 <Skirmish> Well I am going to watch my son win Bowler of the month and then we're off to the movies to see Batman vs Superman.
00:00 <Skirmish> Chat later cunts.
00:00 <Skirmish> ... and have a great afternoon Kate.
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> you too :D
06:00 <British^Meat> hearts
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> on fire
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reach out to you tonight
15:00 <robot> man
15:00 <robot> i am doing nothing worthwhile today
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdn0MYDATtE
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cut Copy - 'Hearts On Fire' | Future Shorts Views: 1,018,654 Uploader: Future Shorts Uploaded: Aug 15, 2008 Duration: 3m58s Rating: 4.87
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can do me assignment oh meth if you wanna
16:00 <robot> k if u provide the meth
16:00 <robot> har har
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure you cant use anecdotal stuff for a uni assignment n’ shit
21:00 <stompin> bewbies
37:00 <The^Donald> Go Pies, stop the mosques
39:00 <Student> Greetings
39:00 <The^Donald> Salutations
41:00 <Student> :)
41:00 <The^Donald> dont smile at me faggot
41:00 <Student> who cares about you mf 
41:00 <Student> f off
42:00 <The^Donald> dont smile at me faggot
42:00 <stompin> eat a fat one
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
48:00 <Student> :)
04:00 <Hanks> Hi Hankin Sharp here
09:00 <Hanks> Anyone here
11:00 <Hanks> Back
12:00 <Hanks> Anyone here
13:00 <nicko> hey hanks
14:00 <Hanks> Hey nicko
14:00 <Hanks> Not many people chatting
14:00 <nicko> Coz everyones afraid to speak now
14:00 <Hanks> Why
14:00 <nicko> Ya got people like Serenity running the show
15:00 <Hanks> Lol
15:00 <nicko> Banning flat stick mate
15:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/gutless-attack-paramedics-bashed-ambulance-rammed-while-treating-patient-in-reservoir-20160331-gnvmq3.html
15:00 <Hanks> I wont cross her
15:00 <philosopher[{x}]> this is crazy this is blasphemy
15:00 <nicko> shes a dero fat cunt anyway man
15:00 <nicko> dont matter what she think
16:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i dont talk with women
16:00 <nicko> philosopher[{x}]: where is the tranny?
16:00 <philosopher[{x}]> your my tranny
16:00 <philosopher[{x}]> come gimme a bear hug
18:00 <Serenity> now its trolling me for losing weight again ahh good old irc
18:00 <Serenity> never lets me down
19:00 <couleurs> SoCCeRoOeS
20:00 <stompin> Serenity: break ur leg ull lose lots of weight
20:00 <stompin> ive lost 13kgs ;(
20:00 <Hanks> Couleurs do you have a ps vita
20:00 <Serenity> i dont need to ive already lost a lot
20:00 <Serenity> apparently that makes me a 'loser' lol
21:00 <stompin> im now 60kgs scared th is week ill go under it :(
21:00 <Serenity> you're so little lol
21:00 <philosopher[{x}]> purple rain
21:00 <Serenity> get some sustagen into ya
22:00 <TheRon> have a beer
22:00 <couleurs> Hanks i have a ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <Serenity> how tall are you again stompin? you're not hell tall are you
22:00 <philosopher[{x}]> im having salmons 
22:00 <Hanks> Hi TheRon
22:00 <Hanks> I dont have one of those
22:00 <couleurs> salmons!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <philosopher[{x}]> the love of her keeping me alive
23:00 <stompin> Serenity 5'11-6 foot
24:00 <Serenity> thats still pretty light for that height hey
24:00 <philosopher[{x}]> my knob has sharnk to the max
24:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
24:00 <Serenity> i dont know a lot about mens weight
24:00 <stompin> at 73kgs i look skinny, at 60kgs i look like a crack whore
24:00 <Hanks> Freaks
24:00 <robot> to be fair, you are a crack whore
25:00 <Serenity> :( should ask the doc for some supplements to fatten you up
25:00 <philosopher[{x}]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaks5bc-5xM
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Aerial view of Miri and Curtin University Sarawak Views: 7,998 Uploader: Curtin Sarawak Rural Community Development Plan Uploaded: Aug 24, 2014 Duration: 3m26s Rating: 4.90
25:00 <TheRon> stompin i can fatten you up using nothing but alcohol
26:00 <couleurs> get out beeehhhh u smelly stinker!!!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <stompin> TheRon no alcohol since the accident 43 days
27:00 <philosopher[{x}]> couleurs i will pass your log to MP bill shorten on his fb
28:00 <TheRon> damn
28:00 <couleurs> gross!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <couleurs> bill shorten a fagget
28:00 <couleurs> xDD
28:00 <philosopher[{x}]> https://www.facebook.com/BillShorten/
28:00 <robot> fagget
29:00 <couleurs> Hi Robotot
29:00 <robot> ahoyhoy o/
30:00 <Hanks> Hi
31:00 <couleurs> n e gossip
31:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/wvg8uxv
32:00 <couleurs> eggselent
32:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/apr/02/afl-and-collingwood-condemn-display-of-anti-muslim-banner-during-game
32:00 <couleurs> KiLL aLL MuSeLeMs
34:00 <philosopher[{x}]> then australia will be half empty
34:00 <philosopher[{x}]> or half full
34:00 <faux> or half full
34:00 <couleurs> brb beehh u stinker
34:00 <faux> eep
34:00 <Doodle> faux: http://i.imgur.com/Q1tnWCG.jpg
35:00 <TheRon> i think we should be bombing syria so not even an ant could survive there
36:00 <stompin> i bombd ur mum last night
36:00 <philosopher[{x}]> my ex left me cause i was not good in bed
37:00 <stompin> hahaaha suck shit for u
37:00 <philosopher[{x}]> there have kids and women too please dont; kill me instead
40:00 <faux> lollll Doodle 
40:00 <faux> me irl
40:00 <faux> watching futurama after the conjuring
40:00 <faux> eep
41:00 <couleurs> :p
42:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/photo/2015/08/syrias-children/s01_484853512/main_900.jpg?1440703100
42:00 <couleurs> nice make up fx
43:00 <philosopher[{x}]> just do more checks at the border no need to think too much
43:00 <TheRon> we should be doing more checks at the south australian border
44:00 <philosopher[{x}]> this too is a make up couleurs
44:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://gbcast.com/livewriter/nsw/nowra/Can-You-Believe-Tis-Is-Happening-In-Aust_81E6/homeless-kids.png
45:00 <couleurs> brb getting my magnifying glasses
45:00 <Doodle> lol faux ye
45:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehh
45:00 <philosopher[{x}]> get a telescope and watch the moon
46:00 <faux> ye
47:00 <philosopher[{x}]> my love my queen...my norell
47:00 <faux> my foreign tranny
47:00 <philosopher[{x}]> shes from borneo dude
48:00 <TheRon> he's in love and this time it's different
48:00 <TheRon> this time it's with a woman
48:00 <Doodle> borneo is pretty foreign
48:00 <couleurs> does she like 2 rodeo
49:00 <philosopher[{x}]> oldest rainforest in this world
49:00 <philosopher[{x}]> let the rain come down and wash away my tears
50:00 <Hanks> Anyone stiff
50:00 <philosopher[{x}]> are you straight Hanks?
50:00 <Hanks> No
50:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/cxoykXn
51:00 <Hanks> Very stonned
51:00 <philosopher[{x}]> mine either
51:00 <couleurs> Buffalo Buff Bill
53:00 <Hanks> Where is Julz
53:00 <philosopher[{x}]> under my desk
54:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i cant imagine im going to uk this time
55:00 <philosopher[{x}]> nothing you'd be fimiliar with only the pictures from the postcard
56:00 <Hanks> Navy
56:00 <philosopher[{x}]> hope the big ben stays steady while im there n doesnt collaspe on my head
56:00 <robot> me taking a bath: http://imgur.com/gallery/VLZR5bV
57:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
57:00 <couleurs> nsfw
07:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/gcWfSeW.jpg
07:00 <couleurs> me
08:00 <TheRon> go leicester
08:00 <TheRon> and everton in the fa cup
08:00 <robot> nice one comrad
09:00 <faux> comrad
09:00 <philosopher[{x}]> more money in bangcock
09:00 <faux> where can you gooooooooo when thr world dont treat u riiiiight
09:00 <faux> the answer is hoooommmmmeeee 
09:00 <couleurs> comrad 64
10:00 <faux> its the one place that youll fiiind 7th heaveeeen
10:00 <faux> ooooooooo 7th heeeeaven
10:00 <TheRon> shout shout let it all out
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> all good m8?
10:00 <philosopher[{x}]> georgeandwell-alpha when are we getting married?
10:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/BPWUD6j.jpg
10:00 <TheRon> put it away, nobody wants to see that
10:00 <faux> pix
10:00 <couleurs> what the heck!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <faux> speak for urself cunt
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> who the fark r u mate n r u miranda ker
11:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i heard your from chin dynesty wealthy family
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ?
11:00 <philosopher[{x}]> im miranda wong
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ok
11:00 <robot> i am being a lazy person today.
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sounds plausible mate
11:00 <robot> i should go outside
11:00 <philosopher[{x}]> no it aint
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> why so m8
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> miranda wong sounds like a nice name cunxe
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cunx
12:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i need a visa so i could bring my norell to show here australia
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u mean noodle ay?
12:00 <faux> christ is it turd hour already 
13:00 <philosopher[{x}]> its weekend darling so please have patient
13:00 <TheRon> storm wins
13:00 <faux> i have no patient for mong
13:00 <TheRon> mongaloids?
13:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i have planty of those for me
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u guys' talk in code
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i carnt understand ya cunxxx
14:00 <philosopher[{x}]> now you can
14:00 <faux> k im gonna go me nose isnt gonna pick itself 
14:00 <faux> gB
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i said 2 a grl on tinder u wana me to bring.me dick ova
14:00 <philosopher[{x}]> man haron georgeandwell-alpha
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and she was like ok
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> when im now at kfc waitin she aint there
15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> got scammed bruh
15:00 <TheRon> at least you get kfc
15:00 <philosopher[{x}]> she was busy scoring xtc
15:00 <philosopher[{x}]> @ kfc
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeh 
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ur right
16:00 <philosopher[{x}]> extra tasty krispy fried cuntaky cocksucker
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> fuck australia hasnt changed much
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> where r all da chinese bruh
17:00 <philosopher[{x}]> just cause im not there
18:00 <philosopher[{x}]> go to footscray and xcrossing planty of your cousins there
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lots of chinese massage place tho
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i read a story in news today
18:00 <philosopher[{x}]> thai massage with a surprise ladyboy
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> says all white aussies are british convicts
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> is it tru bro?
19:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i doubt they are
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats why ausies have differnt accent
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> from shitty rough british criminals
19:00 <philosopher[{x}]> aussies are from nazi
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> now make sense
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i get it now
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i like u likw the shit from werribee right m8
20:00 <TheRon> philosopher[{x}]: have you considered spending time with some rough sweatty miners?
20:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i heard you were born in a yappi hospital cause all the chinese beds were occupied then
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and u let start a new country
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and that shit poor english..
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats aussie m8
21:00 <philosopher[{x}]> TheRon is a wine tester having a beer
22:00 <TheRon> i'm a nationally accredited breast tester
22:00 <RapeDungeon> Gaul
22:00 <RapeDungeon> Gayfl
23:00 <RapeDungeon> Fucking poofters game
23:00 <TheRon> i smell fuckwit
23:00 <philosopher[{x}]> go the pies
23:00 <RapeDungeon> Fuck png r a bunch of fucking gorillas
23:00 <RapeDungeon> Fucking ugly pieces of shit
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats png
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> is that like jpeg
23:00 <RapeDungeon> Good on the people who had the sign go the pies stop the mosques
23:00 <couleurs> go da dees
23:00 <philosopher[{x}]> png n borneo next to each other
23:00 <RapeDungeon> Eddie Maguire that faggot
23:00 <RapeDungeon> Having a cry
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
23:00 <RapeDungeon> He can eat a cock that faggot
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah
24:00 <TheRon> dees played well
24:00 <RapeDungeon> Png Papua new gay
24:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u r right m8 im not even australian n i agree with u cuntzz
24:00 <philosopher[{x}]> is the women who spread the legs
24:00 <RapeDungeon> Afl is a poofter sport
24:00 <RapeDungeon> Fucking pansy sport
24:00 <RapeDungeon> nrl real mans game
24:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i can say ive fucked a female from every race in this planet
24:00 <RapeDungeon> Fucken faggots in afl they push each other fucking gay faggots
25:00 <RapeDungeon> Png r gorillas
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> afl is a bit gay
25:00 <philosopher[{x}]> have you tried an alien from the moon georgeandwell-alpha? i have at borneo
25:00 <Kynetic> :D
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its not tought like nrl
25:00 <RapeDungeon> A alien
25:00 <RapeDungeon> An alien
25:00 <RapeDungeon> lol
25:00 <RapeDungeon> Does it feel good alien
25:00 <RapeDungeon> Do they got a pussy like human being
25:00 <philosopher[{x}]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVmyOkmH8oM
25:00 <RapeDungeon> Little baby aliens
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: CIGAR SHAPED UFO over the Great Wall in China - January 2016 !!! Views: 32,426 Uploader: SECTION 51 2.0 Uploaded: Jan 14, 2016 Duration: 1m50s Rating: 3.22
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i banged a black gurl once but she was only half
25:00 <philosopher[{x}]> dingo proof fence
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> not full negro
25:00 <RapeDungeon> Lol
26:00 <RapeDungeon> Nigger
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> does it counts m8??
26:00 <RapeDungeon> Kynetic gone
26:00 <RapeDungeon> Yes
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> or do i hav to do it again boss?
26:00 <RapeDungeon> U wanna go full nigger though
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah i know so my jobs not done yet boss
26:00 <RapeDungeon> Nah man
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i wana go like sub sahara
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> tall black woman
27:00 <philosopher[{x}]> my grandpa house is worth 5million rm
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> for me asian willy
27:00 <philosopher[{x}]> i saw a circumsized filo chinese tranny on chaturbate was hot
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if i had 5mil idbhav meself a good o time
28:00 <philosopher[{x}]> nice long hair
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> pay girls to like me ass ring
28:00 <philosopher[{x}]> rim job?
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> money is no object mate with 5mil
28:00 <philosopher[{x}]> best my parents sell this n migrate to oz
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i see cuntz argue all day at the workshop who is the big man
29:00 <philosopher[{x}]> contributonal pay parental leave
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> none of then cuntz go any money
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> all fucken losers m8
29:00 <philosopher[{x}]> the fuck i dunno
30:00 <FuckwitCity> Did she have a big hdmi
30:00 <FuckwitCity> It's me RapeDungeon
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ok
30:00 <FuckwitCity> Had to change my nick cause someone got all butt hurt
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats hdmi bro
30:00 <FuckwitCity> Here's a fucking violin u faggot
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> is like bdsm
30:00 <FuckwitCity> Yah
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> Righteous 
30:00 <FuckwitCity> I wouldn't wanna fuck a Sahara
31:00 <FuckwitCity> Full of sand in her vag
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i would fuck that
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just do it
32:00 <FuckwitCity> Having a glass of solo
32:00 <FuckwitCity> Fuck I love solo lemon
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i wouldnt fuck a junkie hooker tho
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> aids
32:00 <FuckwitCity> No u might get aids
32:00 <FuckwitCity> Your dick might fall off
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeh
32:00 <FuckwitCity> Don't want a diseased cock
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> even meth junkies
33:00 <FuckwitCity> Meth junkies r fucked
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> fuck just the sores on their face turn me off
33:00 <FuckwitCity> I know
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> looks like ur fucking a zombie
33:00 <FuckwitCity> See if u was fucken them puss leak on your cock man
33:00 <FuckwitCity> Disgusting filth buckets
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> jesus bruh
33:00 <FuckwitCity> Puss from the sore infected
33:00 <FuckwitCity> They pick their skin
34:00 <TheRon> i don't ever wanna feel like i did that day, take me to the place i love, take me all the way
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> puss going into my cock hole
34:00 <FuckwitCity> Eew no way
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats fucked up
34:00 <FuckwitCity> Cock will be gone
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i keep fit man
34:00 <FuckwitCity> same man
34:00 <FuckwitCity> Exercise
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> gym n supps mate
34:00 <FuckwitCity> Gym
34:00 <FuckwitCity> Not steroids
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> fuck that shit with meth bitches
34:00 <FuckwitCity> U get small nuts
34:00 <philosopher[{x}]> minus meth all the same
35:00 <FuckwitCity> Anyone who uses roids is a fuckhead
35:00 <FuckwitCity> Enjoy your small nuts
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> bbl i gotto to to coles servo and get a cheap coffee
35:00 <FuckwitCity> Coffee
35:00 <FuckwitCity> Get an iced coffee
35:00 <FuckwitCity> Ice break man
35:00 <FuckwitCity> Top shit
37:00 <Doodle> typical iphone user
38:00 <couleurs> ;)
39:00 <philosopher[{x}]> georgeandwell-alpha bring me a roasted chicken from coles too
39:00 <TheRon> http://img.youtube.com/vi/vhe3vSe-mmw/hqdefault.jpg
39:00 <philosopher[{x}]> and some gartin
40:00 <couleurs> karasty teh klowen
40:00 <philosopher[{x}]> 2lt orange juice or strawberry
43:00 <Skirmish> Wassssup! 
45:00 <TheRon> breasts!
52:00 <Skirmish> I wish breasts are always up. This bull dyke lesbo that is painting the offices here is a horror. Saggy gross looking tittys. 
53:00 <TheRon> a bit of support for breasts
53:00 <Skirmish> It's honestly depressing me having her assault my eyes. 
58:00 <Skirmish> Being a bull dyke I think she would rather she didn't have breasts. 
58:00 <Skirmish> I would too. 
58:00 <Skirmish> Looks like she's got two oversized skin tags under her shirt. 
12:00 <dematerialised> free willy
12:00 <TheRon> i don't like the new directors cut
12:00 <dematerialised> the only cut i like is the price tags off my new shirts
13:00 <TheRon> i like being half cut
13:00 <dematerialised> that's pretty good too
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12938100_1368179476666579_6449784796443283096_n.jpg?oh=a9437c09bf163aa004f7f26f69feb6d2&oe=57C0971E
26:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12592589_1368179523333241_4469500964852166998_n.jpg?oh=2cc5ce45bb9ede73c6364c68c69596a3&oe=5777155E
27:00 <TheRon> carn the tigers
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> freakish peeps
28:00 <TheRon> the book of love is long and boring
30:00 <TheRon> gorilla monsoon?
30:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/iz1gihkd7s05waw/2016-04-01%2015.20.50.jpg?dl=0
30:00 <TheRiddler> just arrived today
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> th game of love, love, love, love, love!
32:00 <TheRon> all you need is love
35:00 <Kynetic> da dada dadaaaa..
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ok im back now
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> fark
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whos strong 2nite
38:00 <dematerialised> back from the farm
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> coles m8 ya dum cunx
39:00 <dematerialised> are you a coles farmer
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> one of em
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im also the ceo
39:00 <dematerialised> farmers can't be ceo-s
40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> in Australia u can
40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> trust me mate
40:00 <dematerialised> i appreciate your enthusiasm
40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> might head out to da cross 2nite i hear its ded.these days
40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> gotts see 4 meself m8
40:00 <dematerialised> which dress will you wear?
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im a fella
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> not a ladies
43:00 <TheRon> women in uniform sometimes they look so cold
43:00 <dematerialised> the question remains
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u been to the cross m8?
45:00 <dematerialised> i have been to the southern cross
46:00 <Skirmish> I would so get rid of this shit internet if I could find somewhere that gave a similar deal on the telstra network. 
46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah kings cross
46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sydney
46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> oxford st
46:00 <dematerialised> that sounds high class
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeh
50:00 <TheRon> now that is code
50:00 <Serenity> its not
50:00 <TheRon> did your girlfriend ever catch you walking out of a brothel in a disheveled state? 
50:00 <TheRon> and now you have to sleep at a mates place?
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> who
51:00 <TheRon> you?
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i never had a gf m8
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dated a few times
52:00 <Skirmish> I need to convince IT to let me on irc on the work network. 
52:00 <Skirmish> Never going to happen lol
52:00 <TheRon> say it's a way to improve office communication
52:00 <Skirmish> I am sitting in an area that has full service telstra 4G. I have a virgin/optus 4G dongle and account for 12GB at $40 a month. Keeps dropping out. 
52:00 <TheRon> is it cheating if you use a brothel?
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> not really
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> women think it is
53:00 <Skirmish> Log into the dongle and it's showing that it barely gets reception. 
53:00 <TheRon> sometimes the kitchen is shut so you have to goto the drive thru
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> well yeah
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u can put it that way bruh
54:00 <TheRiddler> Go dogs
54:00 <TheRon> go cats
54:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the grls r just doing it the extra $$
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> for handbags and shoes
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u know 
55:00 <TheRiddler> Also go dragons
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> fuck if i know why
55:00 <TheRon> go storm
55:00 <TheRiddler> Ask your mum
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> haha
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> radcor
56:00 <amsy> go da dees
56:00 <TheRon> dees were shithouse today amsy
56:00 <TheRon> lost to the dons
57:00 <amsy> whats new
58:00 <TheRon> just discussing if using a brothel is cheating
58:00 <amsy> the answer is yes, unless discussed first and given permission 
59:00 <TheRon> that seems wrong
59:00 <amsy> also gross
00:00 <TheRon> what? :)
02:00 <TheRon> eevr see the show utopia with the shoddy wi fi
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i dont watch football
03:00 <dematerialised> i often play with my balls
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i play with ny balls
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> with my feet
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> r u a fag
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i sense u are
05:00 <TheRon> georgeandwell-alpha: that is physically impossible
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> why m8
06:00 <amsy> TheRon just lacks flexibility
06:00 <TheRon> why do kangaroos lick their genitals because they can
06:00 <amsy> not really surprising for an 80yo
07:00 <TheRon> if could rub our balls with our feet, we would
08:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon babes
08:00 <TheRon> you're simply the best, better than all the rest
08:00 <TheRiddler> But you can tho
08:00 <TheRiddler> You sit on your foot
08:00 <TheRon> really?
09:00 <TheRiddler> And rick
09:00 <TheRiddler> Rock
09:00 <Doodle> :/
09:00 <Doodle> :\
09:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
09:00 <Doodle> neva gona give u up
09:00 <TheRiddler> Just like girls can masturbate with their feet
09:00 <TheRiddler> Foot even
10:00 <TheRon> but they're special
10:00 <TheRiddler> Same thing
10:00 <Doodle> what about mermaids
10:00 <TheRiddler> Tail flick
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> :p
11:00 <Doodle> amsy: http://i.imgur.com/sNLEdki.gifv
12:00 <TheRiddler> Brb
17:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!party time!!!!!
17:00 <TheRon> Doodle: the lady in red
17:00 <Doodle> no, i dont dance with sluts
18:00 <TheRon> thristy merc - someday someday
18:00 <MrMark> oooer noice one TheRon
18:00 <TheRon> wow
18:00 <Doodle> apart from my ex but i didnt know she was a slut at the time
18:00 <TheRon> it's underrated
18:00 <Student> what? your ex was a slut and you did't know about that
18:00 <Student> how cool was that 
19:00 <TheRon> i went to a matchbox 20 concert, theirsty merc opened, i was screaming someday someday and get off
19:00 <MrMark> all we hear is radio gaga....radio gogo
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> did she bang me
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what was her name 
19:00 <Student> ha ha georgeandwell-alpha
20:00 <TheRon> things of stone and wood?
20:00 <Student> so to qualify for a girl to be a slut , she have to bang georgeandwell-alpha? that is the qualification?
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeh
20:00 <Doodle> i said at the time
20:00 <Doodle> if you're going to speak english learn it
20:00 <Student> don't be an idiot Doodle
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u should get back at her by going to brothels
21:00 <TheRon> happy birthday hellen?
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> like every day forb6months 
21:00 <Doodle> gross
21:00 <Student> how come some is your girl friend you don't know if she is a slut or not? that is really immature 
21:00 <TheRon> i wouldn;t use the whores in ballarat
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
21:00 <Doodle> Student, fuck off
21:00 <Doodle> or make sense
21:00 <Doodle> one or the other
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> it would cost u around 20k $
21:00 <Student> whatever Doodle
22:00 <TheRon> we sued a couple of strippers for a bucks night from ballarat, wasn't pretty
22:00 <TheRon> used
22:00 <Student> used means fucked them?
22:00 <Doodle> my neighbour's 'booking' showed up at my house once by mistake
23:00 <Doodle> walking disaster
23:00 <TheRon> did you say yeah, come in?
23:00 <Doodle> shit no she was about 60 and azn
24:00 <amsy> lolllll Doodle
24:00 <Doodle> touch da fishy!
24:00 <Student> :)
24:00 <amsy> also Doodle we had our 3 year fb anniversary the other day
24:00 <amsy> i forgot to tell you
24:00 <Doodle> who did
24:00 <TheRon> you get the idea about the calibre of sex worker in ballarat
24:00 <amsy> you and I
24:00 <Doodle> aw what did u get me
24:00 <Doodle> :D
25:00 <TheRon> richard clapton - deep water
25:00 <amsy> a punch in the face :D
25:00 <Doodle> hot
25:00 <Doodle> can i have it now
25:00 <amsy> hahaha
25:00 <Doodle> hehee
25:00 <Doodle> happy anniversary amsypoos
25:00 <TheRon> doodle is seeing someone about his liking for abuse from women
25:00 <Doodle> yeah
25:00 <Doodle> an abusive woman
25:00 <amsy> lol that was my dads standard answer to "what did you get me/what do i get?"
26:00 <MrMark> oooer
26:00 <Doodle> lol thx dad
26:00 <amsy> hahahahaha
27:00 <TheRon> richard clapton is so underrated
27:00 <amsy> i would always decline until i got old enough to realise he wouldnt do anyway
27:00 <Doodle> haha
27:00 <Doodle> COME AT ME BRO
30:00 <robot> good evening
30:00 <Student> quality of sex workers in ballarat
30:00 <Student> man you are choosy TheRon
31:00 <TheRon> adam ant - stand and deliver
31:00 <TheRiddler> back
31:00 <TheRon> doodle can attest 
31:00 <TheRiddler> watchin the dogs play
31:00 <Doodle> i've only ever seen 1
31:00 <Student> fucking a sex worker and wanting her to be on top in the first meeting
31:00 <Student> does't sound fair or any thing
31:00 <TheRiddler> is there any on the street
31:00 <TheRon> HATS OFF!!
32:00 <TheRon> roo's 300th]
32:00 <TheRiddler> yep
32:00 <TheRon> one of the good guys in footy
33:00 <Doodle> eep
33:00 <Doodle> f1 quali at 2am
34:00 <TheRon> the lovecats\
34:00 <Doodle> or will it be 3am
34:00 <Doodle> fucking daylight savings
34:00 <Doodle> or will it be 1am????
34:00 <Doodle> D:
34:00 <Student> this guy is totally fucked
34:00 <TheRon> 3 am it happens i think
34:00 <Student> lol @ i think 
34:00 <Student> cool 
35:00 <TheRiddler> dogs are dominating it seems
35:00 <Student> nice couple
35:00 <TheRon> my experience at nightclubs is telling me
35:00 <amsy> qualiiiiiiii
35:00 <TheRon> saints will have a run
35:00 <amsy> have they gonw back to old quali
35:00 <Doodle> dont think so
35:00 <Doodle> not yet
35:00 <amsy> :/
35:00 <Student> night is for sleeping get rest not for clubbing :P
35:00 <Doodle> i think they were gonna use it again this weekend
35:00 <amsy> not even a mix?
36:00 <Doodle> i'll have a mix yes
36:00 <TheRiddler> is v8s this weekend?
36:00 <amsy> who cares
36:00 <Doodle> i dunno TheRiddler, i'm hetero
36:00 <amsy> f1 is
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <TheRon> why be metro when you can hetero
38:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: doobe brothers - taking it to streets
38:00 <Student> link
38:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
38:00 <TheRiddler> my foxplay is slow
38:00 <TheRon> street talk
39:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpk2oK4ndjM
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Book of Mormon Unirio - Hasa Diga Eebowai Views: 110,378 Uploader: Mormon UniRio Uploaded: Jul 10, 2014 Duration: 5m18s Rating: 4.44
39:00 <TheRon> watch it its funny stuff
39:00 <Student> street fighter
40:00 <TheRon> Student: you would be the most likely candidate for street talk
40:00 <Student> ok 
41:00 <Student> that sound better than be in a night club or something
41:00 <Student> more room, more privacy and more calm 
42:00 <TheRon> too early for john denver?
42:00 <TheRon> leaving on a jet plane
42:00 <Student> who is john denver? :) 
43:00 <robot> Skirmish.
43:00 <Student> some sportsman you like?
43:00 <Student> you are too slow 
44:00 <Skirmish> robot 
44:00 <Student> old computer
44:00 <TheRon> that's what she said
44:00 <Student> who is she? :)
45:00 <Doodle> Doodle
47:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/942239_1726579487557045_4631217097435711814_n.jpg?oh=d1b064ec500b102f4269fdadccfa9b39&oe=578449F3
48:00 <Skirmish> Wot is it?
48:00 <TheRon> a priest shot?
48:00 <Skirmish> Ha ha ha put it on facebook. 
48:00 <Student> hanged again by "no reply" loop
48:00 <Student> alt + f1
49:00 <Student> killall KILL TheRon
52:00 <TheRon> stompin: Student  doesn't get that what she said jokes
52:00 <stompin> ?
52:00 <TheRon> he said you are too slow and i said that's what she said
53:00 <Student> lol
54:00 <Student> you have time to read what she said jokes
55:00 <TheRon> but will you love tomorrow
55:00 <stompin> hahah
56:00 <TheRiddler> damn
56:00 <TheRiddler> resorting to radio
58:00 <MrMark> boo
58:00 <TheRiddler> how about some clothes too
59:00 <TheRon> what's love got to do wiht it?
02:00 <MrMark> whats love but a second hand emotion
03:00 <Skirmish> Bit bored Stompin. 
03:00 <TheRon> i'm not in love
04:00 <stompin> Skirmish
04:00 <stompin> yer bro couch bound for 10 more weeks
05:00 <Skirmish> Fucked your knee wakeboarding? 
05:00 <stompin> yer bro
06:00 <Skirmish> Nice work. 
06:00 <stompin> 130km ambulance trip, medievac, 2 weeks in hospital, operation with 9 screws and plates
06:00 <stompin> musta cost insurance company a 100g
06:00 <TheRon> 100k right there
06:00 <stompin> let alone rehab costs
07:00 <Skirmish> Nice. 
07:00 <stompin> fucking sucks
07:00 <TheRon> the dees were terrible
08:00 <MrMark> TheRon your simply the best........better than all the rest...........
08:00 <TheRon> better go cook a steak
08:00 <TheRon> i know
08:00 <MrMark> :)
09:00 <TheRon> why do you have to be a heartbreker
09:00 <MrMark> i just do
10:00 <TheRon> is it a lesson i neevr knew
11:00 <TheRon> good man
11:00 <MrMark> no wucken forries
11:00 <TheRon> hello, is it me you're looking for
13:00 <TheRon> harley and rose they just lost it for a while
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
26:00 <stompin> bum wipe
28:00 <MrMark> sexy kate
28:00 <couleurs> who's up 4 a LiL FiFa then eh??? xDDDD
29:00 <robot> hello kate
29:00 <TheRiddler> playing smite
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey :D
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
30:00 <couleurs> ok
31:00 <robot> heyy
31:00 <robot> just relaxing, home from work.  you?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> came home, edited an assignment
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> submitted
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> relaxin
32:00 <robot> nice
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
33:00 <stompin> im up for ya mum
34:00 <couleurs> How Rude.jpg
35:00 <Picard> ello
36:00 <couleurs> oh no, not Picard!!!!!!!!
36:00 <nuthin> get the gun
37:00 <Picard> bend over couleurs
38:00 <couleurs> discusteing bald fagget sweaty men pig
39:00 <Picard> nice speeling cunt
39:00 <Picard> :)
39:00 <couleurs> :)
40:00 <Picard> iwill be as discusteing as i wanna be
42:00 <couleurs> :p
42:00 <Picard> how was your daay
46:00 <couleurs> ***GoNe***
49:00 <Picard> no sex?
51:00 <philosopher[{x}]> ohhhhhh
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks
52:00 <stompin> slut
52:00 <philosopher[{x}]> more shemales more fun
56:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
56:00 <TheRiddler> I bought a easter egg with a cupcake on it
56:00 <TheRiddler> it made me think of you :p
57:00 <TheRiddler> they're all half price at woolies
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey riddler
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i made rainbow cupcakes today
58:00 <TheRiddler> cool
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
58:00 <TheRiddler> did you eat them all?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol naw I had like 2
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <amsy> pics
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> umm yep, hang on
59:00 <TheRiddler> did you put rainbow straps on them
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i did that for her 3rd b/day
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> with lil icing clouds
00:00 <amsy> rainbow road cupcskes would be awesome
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://imgur.com/d4fB1vJ
01:00 <TheRiddler> yes
02:00 <TheRiddler> nice
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> the child deorated them…. my friend did thicker icing with more glitter and…. cake bits 
02:00 <amsy> cute
02:00 <TheRiddler> yummy
02:00 <philosopher[{x}]> shes a lady with a cock
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> Not sure why that cunt still chats here and rambles shit
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> I mean, sure i do. However, it’s not ALL drivel.
03:00 <philosopher[{x}]> shove the cake up mine
03:00 <TheRiddler> oh beehhh
03:00 <TheRiddler> I have him on ignore
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, so do i
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> now
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> amsy, have you used gelish nail polish before?
04:00 <philosopher[{x}]> https://chaturbate.com/sweetprincessts/
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think it’s gelish… paint on, heat in heater thing
05:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA_NdaedMGk
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ice Cube - Friday Views: 14,455,740 Uploader: KnocTurnAl M4 Uploaded: Oct 6, 2006 Duration: 3m50s Rating: 4.87
06:00 <couleurs> pics
07:00 <amsy> i havent
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> cool bananas 
08:00 <philosopher[{x}]> ohhh something to live for
08:00 <amsy> dont even know if it exists here lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <philosopher[{x}]> we are the champions of the world we are the champions my friend
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> they had the same kinda….. ‘heated’ acrylic nail stuff in Germany 8 years ago...
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways…. next
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i must shop online for stuff and things
13:00 <Picard> hey
28:00 <kuzosk> lol
28:00 <kuzosk> 38-0
28:00 <kuzosk> dragons useless
29:00 <TheRiddler> shoosh fly
30:00 <TheRiddler> dogs are just playing keepy offs
31:00 <partay> Picard 
31:00 <Moke> dragons who
31:00 <Moke> dont be talking about gayfl
31:00 <Moke> i dont wanna hear that fucking gay shit spoken about
32:00 <British^Meat> hah
32:00 <kuzosk> this is not afl
32:00 <kuzosk> nrl
32:00 <kuzosk> dragons useless
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> :
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
34:00 <TheRiddler> Moke is a gayfl
34:00 <TheRiddler> a gay fat loser
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <Skirmish> Hey Picard you gigantic land whale. How's it going bro. 
36:00 <Moke> suc ka cock faggot
36:00 <Kynetic> im not entirely sure youre making a lot of sense
36:00 <Kynetic> but lets just roll with it
36:00 <British^Meat> hah
36:00 <Moke> kynetic fuck up
37:00 <British^Meat> were u the guy banging on about gayfl b4 moke angry guy?
37:00 <British^Meat> probs
37:00 <Kynetic> moke
37:00 <Kynetic> make me.
37:00 <British^Meat> told
38:00 <Kynetic> pretty much
38:00 <Kynetic> i will speak a lot of shit
39:00 <British^Meat> i notice silence....
39:00 <Kynetic> "{
39:00 <Kynetic> :P
39:00 <Kynetic> sup British^Meat
39:00 <British^Meat> just payin a game atm :)
40:00 <British^Meat> djd79 on twitch if u wanna hook in
40:00 <Kynetic> sussin you out now
41:00 <British^Meat> just bought a mini :)
41:00 <Kynetic> yeah im watching now
42:00 <Kynetic> taking a shortcut m8?
43:00 <British^Meat> lol
46:00 <Picard> partay
46:00 <British^Meat> cop that!
47:00 <Picard> Skirmish get a job you leech cunt
47:00 <TheRiddler> shulk is back in store
47:00 <TheRiddler> btw
48:00 <Skirmish> Calm down fatty boom sticks. 
48:00 <Picard> i am calm, cunty.
48:00 <Skirmish> You'll blow a pooper valve if you keep this level of butthurt up. 
48:00 <TheRiddler> well it was
49:00 <Picard> living the dream son. 
50:00 <Picard> crazy cunts swimming with sharks
50:00 <Clarkson> you drunk fuck
50:00 <MrMark> who me
50:00 <Skirmish> I will make you a deal Picard. I will get a job when you do. How's that? 
50:00 <Picard> some dude on discovery
51:00 <Picard> i have a job u fucktard.
51:00 <Picard> mpre than one
51:00 <Skirmish> Well so do I then. 
51:00 <Picard> lies
51:00 <Picard> you wont work
51:00 <Skirmish> neither do you. 
51:00 <Picard> your a parasite living off others
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg vikings!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure i want both brothers… just sayin'
53:00 <Skirmish> So do you accept the deal Picard or are you going to continue to pretend you have a job? 
53:00 <TheRiddler> at the same time? :p
55:00 <Picard> no pretending here lad
55:00 <Picard> i do have a job
56:00 <Skirmish> Ok if you want to persist with your fake reality. Ok. 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
59:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/7f6e21b74815ad6c4d8faa5644289e57_zpsdlsx3snw.jpg. 
59:00 <Skirmish> Do I need to organise you a hand written note to add to my fake job Picard? :) 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not lol :P
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <Picard> http://oi65.tinypic.com/29wwqxx.jpg
01:00 <couleurs> i'm wayne rooney
02:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm vodka
03:00 <Skirmish> Who's the old bag? 
03:00 <Picard> old?
03:00 <MrMark> im an old woman
03:00 <Skirmish> I hope you didn't post that chick thinking that she's hot lol
04:00 <Picard> lol she is 27
04:00 <Skirmish> Really? Age isn't treating her nicely. 
06:00 <stompin> bet shes loose lkea goose
06:00 <partay> Picard is that a tranny ?
06:00 <Picard> yes
06:00 <Picard> my new wife
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <partay> get a thai tranny
07:00 <partay> if you're going down the tranny path
07:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ new wife. 
07:00 <Skirmish> How much did she cost you? 
07:00 <partay> stompin whats an Ikea gooose ? She comes as a flat pack ?
07:00 <couleurs> hi amelia where u bean
08:00 <Picard> she is free
08:00 <partay> Picard ifs thats some hooker you're nailing... id be getting them from somewhere else.. so stumping up more than $100
08:00 <amelia> hi r u der
08:00 <couleurs> yeh
09:00 <Picard> she aint a hooker
09:00 <Skirmish> Sure. 
09:00 <Skirmish> Who is she supposed to be? 
09:00 <couleurs> r u
10:00 <Skirmish> Since you're a known pedo you have decided to get young women that look like they're in their 40's to avoid scrutiny? 
10:00 <Moke> amelia been sucking a black dick
10:00 <amelia> ye here am i
10:00 <amelia> no
10:00 <amelia> u r
10:00 <stompin> where u been hiding
11:00 <Picard> nuh
11:00 <amsy> 27 is pedo status?
11:00 <partay> when you're almost 50 yes
11:00 <amsy> not really lol
11:00 <Skirmish> Amsy to the rescue. 
11:00 <partay> amsy dont be making sense here thanks 
11:00 <amsy> lol soz
11:00 <kuzosk> LOL amelia talking to the despo losers
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on
11:00 <amelia> LOL AMELIA LOL YOU STUPID SLUT
12:00 <Skirmish> So who is she meant to be Picard? 
12:00 <Immutable> knife fight
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sup fellas
13:00 <amsy> lol
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> define black
14:00 <Skirmish> Have we had an answer to who she is yet? I have my money on it's a chick Picard googled. 
14:00 <couleurs> :p
14:00 <stompin> ur a douche bag kuzosk
14:00 <couleurs> agread.
15:00 <Picard> this cunt is clueless
15:00 <Picard> its my wife u cretin
15:00 <Skirmish> LOL I've seen your wife. That's not her. 
15:00 <Picard> u have/
15:00 <Picard> ?
15:00 <Skirmish> I have. 
15:00 <Picard> where?
15:00 <Skirmish> On your facebook. 
15:00 <Picard> cool story
15:00 <Skirmish> Try again land whale. 
15:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> black could be negro indian abo or new ginea or sudanese or gangsta rap
15:00 <kuzosk> ahhh couleurs the pedo and stompin having a word
15:00 <kuzosk> LOL
15:00 <kuzosk> 2 of the biggest losers and despos on austnet
16:00 <Skirmish> Also ... A guy like you wouldn't be online if he managed to fluke a chick like her. You'd be glued to her. 
16:00 <couleurs> i don't even know who he is ???
16:00 <stompin> wat ever u  say douche bag
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> this kuzosk looks like a cocksucker literally
17:00 <Serenity> show me this pic?
17:00 <couleurs> agread.
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i bet he does
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> suck oxford st cocks
17:00 <kuzosk> hahaa coming from you georgeandwell-alpha
17:00 <kuzosk> full blown despo and pedo
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> fucken faggots
17:00 <kuzosk> spends all day and night typing gibberish in chans to get women
17:00 <kuzosk> "any women want to come over and eat pizza with me"
18:00 <partay> http://oi65.tinypic.com/29wwqxx.jpg
18:00 <Picard> lol u have no clue
18:00 <Picard> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=3449jyg&s=9#.Vv5ZEeRJm00
18:00 <Skirmish> I think it's the bronzer/fake tan that is making her look old. Her skin doesn't look healthy. 
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u suck cocks dont ya?
18:00 <kuzosk> not at all
18:00 <kuzosk> but u would for attention
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> fucken faggot
18:00 <couleurs> u r a pedo douche despo bag kuzosk !!!
19:00 <Serenity> i see
19:00 <couleurs> #oWnEd
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yo
19:00 <Moke> ill stab amelia in the cunt
19:00 <robot> wtf
20:00 <Picard> indeed you do
20:00 <Skirmish> lol @ picard linking pics of some random girl and saying it's his wife. 
20:00 <Skirmish> So despo. 
20:00 <Picard> lol@ Skirmish thinking he knows anything about mr
20:00 <Picard> me
20:00 <couleurs> :)
20:00 <robot> Moke u ridiculous cunt
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> who moke?
20:00 <kuzosk> moke is someone with brains
21:00 <Skirmish> So if get a link to your facebook again I would see pics of you and her? 
23:00 <Picard> ffs im ashamed to be a richmond supporter 
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im still thinking about that tinder offer
24:00 <partay> here is picards facebook 
24:00 <partay> http://facebook.com/profile.php?=7332236
24:00 <Skirmish> It appears your facebook hasn't been updated bro. Your new wife must be ok with the fam pics of you and the ex-wife. I hope your next story is a lot better than this one Picard. 
24:00 <Picard> personal info lad
24:00 <Picard> Skirmish should be banned
24:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the girl who wanted to shit on me
24:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i said yes... i could be there now doing it she was for real
25:00 <Skirmish> Why? I'm not linking anything. 
25:00 <Serenity> he didnt post anything lol
25:00 <Skirmish> Dopey nugget. 
25:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> like wipe her shit all over me and my face then tar me with squares of toilet paper
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats hot
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the night that got away
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> see even that is perveted but its not shameful like sucking another blokes cock
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> you just cant go there bruh
27:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked yet?
27:00 <partay> MrMark only 1 of those for me 
27:00 <Picard> i didnt look at his link
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> not even if u need money for surgery
27:00 <Immutable> do any girls want to get a night cap?
27:00 <Immutable> I have an empty bag of hot cross buns
27:00 <kuzosk> indeed
27:00 <kuzosk> 2 despos at it
27:00 <Immutable> and a jar 1/3 full of change
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls wana come over listen to some records
27:00 <Immutable> rofl
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and some wine
28:00 <partay> its your facebook page
28:00 <Picard> naked partay
28:00 <Picard> its yours too
28:00 <MrMark> dammit
28:00 <robot> Immutable we should hit the pub together
28:00 <kuzosk> robot u can come to the pub with me
28:00 <robot> ill wingman
28:00 <kuzosk> ill make sure u end up getting glassed
28:00 <kuzosk> ur another pedo
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> theres many pedos out there
29:00 <Tiggier> hai amelia
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> all are gay
29:00 <Immutable> I live in syd robot
29:00 <couleurs> u r a pedo douche despo bag kuzosk !!!
29:00 <amelia> haiiii
29:00 <Tiggier> hai faux
29:00 <faux> hello
29:00 <couleurs> hiiiiiiiii
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so is he a pedo 4 real?
29:00 <Tiggier> shame about the dragons
30:00 <faux> ye thx for reminding me
30:00 <faux> great
30:00 <TheRiddler> sry
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> isnt eddie macquire the biggest racist out there
30:00 <Kynetic> sup faux
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> he hates coons with a passion
30:00 <faux> nada
30:00 <faux> chillen w me cheese n wine
30:00 <TheRiddler> did you watch the game?
30:00 <faux> you?
30:00 <TheRiddler> what happen?
30:00 <Kynetic> im chillin with me wine
30:00 <stompin> they cant be playing as bad as the warriors!
30:00 <Kynetic> i could probably get cheese
30:00 <TheRiddler> my net was playing up
30:00 <Kynetic> but that would require moving
30:00 <faux> ash why would you think id want to talk about it
31:00 <TheRiddler> well foxtel was
31:00 <Kynetic> and im comfortable with my bottle of wine right now
31:00 <TheRiddler> ok
31:00 <TheRiddler> tomorrow then lol
31:00 <faux> .
31:00 <faux> what kinda cheese Kynetic 
31:00 <faux> also what wine
31:00 <TheRiddler> my team won tonight
31:00 <faux> gimme deets
32:00 <partay> so Picard who is the tranny ?
32:00 <partay> does he know you're posting his pic ?
32:00 <MrMark> im a tranny
32:00 <Picard> its me 
32:00 <Kynetic> faux im drinking port tonight because i cbf getting more than one bottle
32:00 <faux> ah ye
32:00 <TheRiddler> portholio
32:00 <Kynetic> this is known as "fucking good port"
32:00 <Kynetic> its from a little country town in qld
33:00 <Skirmish> I'm not searching for it. Someone will link it. 
33:00 <Kynetic> well known though.. comes from st george in qld
33:00 <Kynetic> and yes.. it is rather fucking good port.
33:00 <TheRiddler> managed to get out the kane toad :p
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <robot> kane
33:00 <TheRiddler> cane*
33:00 <faux> kane west toad
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <Kynetic> https://images.vivino.com/thumbs/00emhva3vn6ke_375x500.jpg
34:00 <Serenity> nice tiger
34:00 <Kynetic> i would take a photo but my phone isnt in this room
34:00 <Kynetic> and as stated before. im not moving unless i seroiusly have to
34:00 <faux> its ok 
34:00 <robot> bs Kynetic u liar
34:00 <Kynetic> :D
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if ur in qld isnt ubhave to drink KB
34:00 <faux> i didnt want pix lol
34:00 <Kynetic> robot likes to tell people i lie a lot
34:00 <robot> ur phone is right there
34:00 <robot> coz u do
34:00 <Kynetic> like this one time he ran in teh room before i walked in and was all like "kynetic is gonna tell a lie"
34:00 <Kynetic> but i wasnt i was gonna tell everyone that robot peed his pants
34:00 <Kynetic> and it was true.
35:00 <partay> lol
35:00 <partay> awwww its cute
35:00 <Kynetic> he actually did pee his pants
35:00 <faux> u guys talk 2 much
35:00 <Kynetic> but everyone just thought i was a liar instaead
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls wana drink wine
35:00 <robot> coz u were lyin
35:00 <Kynetic> and so i stabbed my boss to death and hid the body
35:00 <Kynetic> and now im the CEO.
35:00 <Kynetic> na uh
35:00 <Kynetic> never told a fib ever.
36:00 <Skirmish> Probably petrified that Picard and his wife are about to eat it. 
36:00 <partay> I guess picard had to deactivate his fb profile 
36:00 <Picard> i did?
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> was gonna.get the vive
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> vr
37:00 <Skirmish> Probably put it on private since the last time it was thrown around. Who knows. 
37:00 <Serenity> are tigers soft picard
37:00 <Serenity> or do they feel course
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but 1200 aud... u fucken kiddin me cunxxx
38:00 <Picard> soft
38:00 <Serenity> naw
38:00 <Serenity> want
38:00 <robot> Kynetic is a liar
38:00 <robot> said his penis was 9 inches
38:00 <robot> when i got there it was only 8
39:00 <Skirmish> Nice dreadlocks. 
39:00 <Serenity> thats me pubes mate
39:00 <robot> hey dematerialised
40:00 <Skirmish> Lol
40:00 <Skirmish> I look forward to who Picard googles as his next future wife. Let's do it weekly Picard. 
40:00 <dematerialised> domo arigato mister roboto
40:00 <Kynetic> 8½ tyvm
40:00 <Kynetic> fkn close enough m8
40:00 <robot> u were measuring from the bottom Kynetic
40:00 <stompin> im 3 foot 9 with a ten foot cock
40:00 <Kynetic> you didnt complain at the time
40:00 <dematerialised> icecream after beers = bliss
40:00 <Kynetic> stompin do you find it difficult fighting off all the pussy?
41:00 <Picard> no need cretin
41:00 <Skirmish> We can start a portfolio type deal. 
41:00 <robot> i have a mcflurry.
41:00 <stompin> Kynetic i like to put it in there ass and make it come out there mouth.
41:00 <Immutable> omg it's dematerialised 
41:00 <Immutable> roll out the red carpet
41:00 <dematerialised> i can hear the trumpets
41:00 <dematerialised> they call for me
42:00 <Skirmish> 'The many ladies of Picard's imagination'. 
42:00 <Kynetic> i met this fella recently who rents a property in brisbane that has a massive balcony that overlooks the valley precinct.. and he reckons he's picked up chicks just by having a smoke on his balcony at 3am in the morning cos theyre drunk and just wanna not be walking on the streets
42:00 <Immutable> accolades
42:00 <dematerialised> one day you will have the irc cred Immutable
42:00 <robot> phuk
42:00 <dematerialised> but today is nto that day
42:00 <Kynetic> he doesnt even need to invite them up
42:00 <Kynetic> they just ask him
42:00 <robot> some guys get all the luck
42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah but brisbane is all bogan white trash
42:00 <Immutable> pretty sure you're the king of talking shit
42:00 <robot> georgeandwell-alpha i will cut you
43:00 <Immutable> do you want a crown?
43:00 <dematerialised> do you ahve one?
43:00 <Kynetic> georgeandwell-alpha only if you hang out in logan caboolture or ipswich m8
43:00 <dematerialised> because yes
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> crown is ok beer
43:00 <Kynetic> the rest is a touch more sophisticated than your average sydneyite
44:00 <Picard> im not sure of i should be flattered by your obsession with me or afraid
44:00 <partay> picard you have a good looking family... who is their dad ?
44:00 <Picard> i do?
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> anyway im weary of such claims of pussu
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> pussu
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> pussy
44:00 <Immutable> well considering that jesus had a crown of thorns what do you want your crown to be made out of also considering that gold and silver are pretty boring
44:00 <Immutable> ???
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but i wont rule it out either 
44:00 <robot> this one's for Kynetic.  oldie but a goodie http://i.imgur.com/CHcxZH2.png
44:00 <dematerialised> a hungry jacks crown would be pretty sweet
44:00 <Immutable> hahaha
45:00 <partay> well except you 
45:00 <Picard> so you are attracted to underage kids partay?
45:00 <dematerialised> that's a classic robot
45:00 <dematerialised> one of me faves
45:00 <robot> yeh
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> crown sounds like some kind of sex act
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> like rimming
45:00 <dematerialised> it does kind of
45:00 <robot> up there with this one
45:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> or rusty trombone
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
45:00 <Kynetic> lol robot
45:00 <Kynetic> oh man
45:00 <robot> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/eb/e3/39/ebe33986b255386da74eef4a2a08fec2.jpg
45:00 <Kynetic> that just doesnt cut the mustard compared to superdog
45:00 <dematerialised> yes!
45:00 <TheRiddler> it's where you lick a bald guy's head
45:00 <Kynetic> i will never not laugh at that image
46:00 <partay> not lately
46:00 <Picard> so it was a thing for you in the past?
46:00 <partay> when i was a kid
46:00 <robot> LOL
46:00 <robot> Kynetic and i had a 15 minute discussion about that image one day
46:00 <robot> about its deep philosophical implications
46:00 <Kynetic> oh man
46:00 <Kynetic> its deep
47:00 <Picard> but u just said i have a good looking family
47:00 <partay> yes when i was 14 i was attracted to other 14 yr olds 
47:00 <Picard> thats disturbing
47:00 <Picard> now u are 45 it hasnt changed
47:00 <partay> i love kids 
47:00 <Kynetic> so deep
47:00 <Kynetic> on so many levels
47:00 <Kynetic> like.. why is the dog even wearing the cape in teh first place?
47:00 <Kynetic> how the fuck did he get it?
47:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah thats where gays bukake on a gay dudes bald head
47:00 <Kynetic> why dog WHY?
47:00 <Kynetic> so many unanswered questions
47:00 <Kynetic> and that grin
47:00 <robot> and why couldn't superman just take it
48:00 <Picard> a little too much obviously
48:00 <partay> i have 14 neices and nephews 
48:00 <Picard> oh, you are "that" uncle
48:00 <partay> they love uncle partay 
48:00 <amsy> ... same shit over and over
48:00 <Clarkson> mate what would i do for some fresh pussy now
48:00 <Kynetic> that shiteating (literally) grin
48:00 <robot> why does he need the dogs permission
48:00 <Kynetic> WHY ???????????
48:00 <Kynetic> fuck superman
48:00 <Kynetic> its just a cape
48:00 <robot> can the dog understand him
48:00 <Kynetic> you get your fucking energy from the sun dude?
48:00 <Kynetic> its just a dog in a costume
48:00 <Kynetic> take hte fucking cape man
49:00 <partay> lol clarko 
49:00 <Clarkson> Druidess: again, AGAIN, i say, in black and fucking white, as if im explaining it to a retarded non english speaking retard, I AM PLAYING A CHARACTER
49:00 <Picard> no one else does
49:00 <partay> as a koinkydink i got a booty message tonight 
49:00 <Kynetic> could write a book about it
49:00 <Kynetic> get the comic owner in on ti..
49:00 <Kynetic> just make some shit up
49:00 <Kynetic> start a cult 
49:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what people have more aggressive manner ... arabs russians or slavics
49:00 <robot> a cult
49:00 <robot> lol
49:00 <robot> georgeandwell-alpha no
49:00 <robot> we're talking about the superman image now
50:00 <partay> sadly im a dedicated fmily man 
50:00 <partay> sadly for her that is 
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> germans are pretty rough people
50:00 <robot> u r
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> some cultures r just rough
51:00 <Serenity> weak
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> like aussies
51:00 <Kynetic> georgeandwell-alpha basically i think anyone who doenst have a clear sense of just how ironic it is to kill each other over who's afterlife is better than the others is going to be more agressive towards anyone who isnt a part of his chosen beleif structure
51:00 <Kynetic> but yeah totally
51:00 <Kynetic> superman is such a bitch
51:00 <Kynetic> it all makes sense now
51:00 <Kynetic> cant even take his cape off a dog
51:00 <Kynetic> i havent even seen batman vs superman
51:00 <Kynetic> but i bet superman becomes the bitch
52:00 <partay> I quote.. " wanna go to the pub tonight get smashed then fuck like rabbits?"
52:00 <Picard> a wat?
52:00 <robot> lol
52:00 <Kynetic> cant even take his cape of a fucking dog man.
52:00 <Kynetic> such. a bitch.
52:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> theres so many cultures in Australia 
53:00 <amsy> sure
53:00 <partay> i dont need to make that shit up 
53:00 <Serenity> jeepers
53:00 <Serenity> forward much
53:00 <partay> disclaimer 
53:00 <partay> i have fucker her before 
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cultures where the men are very rough... the women are usually very slutty
53:00 <Immutable> any girls want to have a party?
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cos they are considered worth shit
53:00 <Immutable> I have two empty bottles of beer a portable hard drive
53:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> like daughters or whores
54:00 <partay> not entirely out of the blue
54:00 <robot> what kind of party, Immutable?
54:00 <Immutable> and a broken ass watch
54:00 <robot> will there be fairy floss
54:00 <Immutable> we could have a good time
54:00 <Immutable> hhahaha nah I'm just paying out georgeandwell-alpha 
54:00 <faux> FERRY FLILMMOLS
54:00 <faux> oh
54:00 <faux> flols
54:00 <robot> :P
54:00 <Immutable> his nitcap posts have a distinct format
54:00 <Immutable> nightcap
55:00 <Picard> cheater
55:00 <partay> lol
55:00 <partay> says the dude posting tranny pics 
55:00 <Immutable> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwn0BVX0QFk
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mr. Fahrenheit - Thrill (Original Mix) Views: 27 Uploader: TheDjJade Uploaded: Apr 2, 2016 Duration: 5m10s Rating: 5.00
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls 1r play me rusty trombone
55:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> immutable u must be a faggot
56:00 <partay> as his "wife"
56:00 <Picard> im not the one hooking up with some slut
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> based on your style of insult
56:00 <Immutable> yeah good one
56:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i once had a fight with a girl on okcupid
56:00 <Immutable> apparrently faggots are the only ones who use effort and study
57:00 <partay> curiuos adjective 
57:00 <MrMark> tranny!!!
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> she called me a phillipe
57:00 <Picard> hrrmmm
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i said im not a faggot hipster.. i dont know what that means
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> as i dont hang out in fag clubs sucking other blokes in toilets
57:00 <Immutable> rofl
57:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> andbi said if we met id slap her up
58:00 <partay> no slut
58:00 <partay> Picard you wish you had some chick even feign interest in you 
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> to date i dont know what philiipe means
58:00 <British^Meat> cum
58:00 <dematerialised> bacon
58:00 <dematerialised> ty simba
59:00 <Picard> lol 
59:00 <Picard> thats all i can say to you
59:00 <MrMark> its hard to hold a candle in the cold november rain
59:00 <partay> ok brad and angelina 
59:00 <partay> lol
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i said i think feminists all have boyfriends which fucked them over in the past
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> or come from private schools
59:00 <dematerialised> that is 100% correct
59:00 <dematerialised> feminists exist because one guy fucked it up for the rest of us
59:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and you should get a job in a factory to see how people work
00:00 <Skirmish> Picard is a bit like shads in that he believes he is a lot cooler and desirable than he really is. 
00:00 <partay> surely reality would overcome that 
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and if we meet id slap u up
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> honestly..,this is whats wrong with Australia 
00:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> apart from the chinese...
01:00 <partay> *sip*
01:00 <Picard> my reality is jsut fine, its you cunts who live in fantasy land
01:00 <partay> i love friday nights 
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> too many bitches doing useless arts degrees subsidized by taxpayers which will never result in a real job
01:00 <dematerialised> preach
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what a shit country m8
02:00 <MrMark> i do too
02:00 <MrMark> i get wasted
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> too many dumb cunxxx going uni repeating shitty cliches
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> mainly females
02:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> come out as dumb cunce feminist that will never get a job to pay off uni debt
02:00 <Immutable> lol...
02:00 <Doodle> have you considered moving somewhere better, like the ivory coast
02:00 <Doodle> or the congo
03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> might as well let the chinese run australia m8
03:00 <Doodle> or china
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow
03:00 <Immutable> shutup Doodle 
03:00 <Doodle> no!
03:00 <Immutable> what do you think about that georgeandwell-alpha ?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> some folks are just fucking dumb
03:00 <Doodle> i am immutable
04:00 <Immutable> ah you ruined it Doodle 
04:00 <Immutable> ok you can talk again
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u pay that much money to repeat shit feminst cliches to become a cliche
04:00 <Doodle> ty
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> jesus...
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> australia should just sell the country to china
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> with dumb chicks ive seen 
04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> with so called arts degrees
04:00 <Doodle> did u get knocked back for a root
05:00 <dematerialised> these are the days of our lives
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> well yeah
05:00 <TheRiddler> his mum rejected him
05:00 <Doodle> that explains it
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> a girl offered to shit on me today
05:00 <Doodle> are you human toilet paper?
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but the night didnt come as i expected 
05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah i thought it would be horny
05:00 <thestig> doodle f1!
05:00 <Doodle> ye
05:00 <Doodle> in like 4hours
06:00 <Serenity> Picard and partay should both just get their dicks out so we can work out once and for all whos the 'bigger man'
06:00 <Doodle> or something
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i wouldnt be here if it worked out
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> id be smeared in some ladies shit right now
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> gives me hard on m8
06:00 <Doodle> 'ladies'
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and she could claim that this act isnt perverted
07:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
07:00 <Doodle> just hang out under a statue, some bird will shit on u eventually
07:00 <Doodle> /dad
07:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> or if it is have some feminist theory bullshit
07:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> id just say... look girl u have a shit fetish .. u enjoy smearing shit
07:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats all m8... u dont need to read it in a book
08:00 <Immutable> lol
08:00 <Immutable> this is gold
08:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> you dont need some dumb french cunt and name drop to justify u like to smear your shit on me
08:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and i get a hard on from many heterosexual acts
09:00 <doctor> cocks out for the girls
09:00 <doctor> and boys
09:00 <Picard> u wanna see im sure
09:00 <Skirmish> Well at least partay isn't linking random pics of some chick and trying to get people to believe he's involved with her. 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> -homosexual
09:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just dont bring up faggot shit
09:00 <Doodle> .
09:00 <British^Meat> lol da fuk?
09:00 <Doodle> i think i liked it better when u didnt talk
10:00 <Skirmish> I think he wins. 
10:00 <Serenity> actually ive seen both picard and partay's dicks already i take that back
10:00 <Picard> lol @ Skirmish thinking he knows anything about me
10:00 <Immutable> what are you talking about?
10:00 <Immutable> this is the shit!
10:00 <Immutable> this is why I come on irc
10:00 <Immutable> freaky ass convos like this
10:00 <Doodle> its not a convo
11:00 <Skirmish> :) 
11:00 <Doodle> its some cunt ranting about cleveland steamers
11:00 <Immutable> lol well whatever it is
12:00 <doctor> Ive seen Picards but not partays
12:00 <stompin> ur poor eyes
12:00 <Skirmish> I remember when Serenity saw Picard's dick. She said it looked like a tiny champignon mushroom sticking out of his fat pubic mound.  
13:00 <Serenity> lol you guys are poo
13:00 <amsy> was that picard or someone else
13:00 <Serenity> im going to go work out
13:00 <Serenity> i think we said picards looked like a baby carrot
14:00 <Picard> wanna see it amsy
14:00 <amsy> ive seen it 
14:00 <robot> hello
14:00 <amsy> hey robot
14:00 <doctor> I should too, my shoulders are getting weak
14:00 <doctor> plus ive been a big the past few weeks
14:00 <doctor> pig
15:00 <MrMark> smen
15:00 <robot> how you doin ams?
15:00 <partay> doctor are you asking to see my penis ?
15:00 <Clarkson> Does this same shit happen all day?
16:00 <robot> mr partay
16:00 <amsy> im ok i guess, disgustingly sick atm but it will pass soon enough
16:00 <partay> the fucking robot
16:00 <amsy> you?
16:00 <robot> oh no
16:00 <robot> what kind of sick
16:00 <MrMark> i wanna see your penis partay
16:00 <amsy> flu 
16:00 <doctor> If you're willing partay, sure
16:00 <amsy> or somethibg
16:00 <amsy> n
17:00 <partay> wow i should update my dick pics 
17:00 <{D}avey{G}> several years later this place has not changed ood job
17:00 <{D}avey{G}> *good
17:00 <MrMark> cum on barbie lets go party!
17:00 <robot> aww
17:00 <amsy> did you expect it to be all flowers and rainbows now?
17:00 <robot> gained a few inches since the last one was taken, partay?
17:00 <robot> lol
17:00 <partay> matthew sesnsed dick pics 
17:00 <partay> robot hahahaha
18:00 <Matthew> oh god lol
18:00 <{D}avey{G}> matter of fact i expected it to be exactly as it was so all smiles here lol
18:00 <amsy> nice 1
18:00 <British^Meat> hah
18:00 <British^Meat> this guy
20:00 <Skirmish> LOL another 'nothing here has changed' person. I wonder if they all plan to join in advance and all say the same thing? 
20:00 <{D}avey{G}> yeah the monthly meeting gets quite boring 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle some cunt is always ranting ere
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> there is a Tsunami of feminist dumb bitches coming out of our bgrade unis with worthless pieces of paper
20:00 <Doodle> sounds like he is a fan of yours katatonic_kate01
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like youre jealous george
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and debts their retail part time jobs will never pay off
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> and how is that your concern?
21:00 <doctor> IRC, IRC never changes
21:00 <{D}avey{G}> its all sex and dick pics :P
21:00 <Skirmish> Self esteem is a bit low today ... Might log into chat and tell everyone how they haven't changed.
21:00 <Matthew> Chinese
21:00 <amsy> ah but its just the males asking each other for dick pics now
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Are you feeding, fucking or paying their rent
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> so shit the fuck up !
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> a Tsunami of tattooed dumb bitches
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored for being an epic cunt
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> waving useless arts degrees
22:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> too high minded to get a real job that no one will employ them..ending up in part time retail 
23:00 <partay> amsy the pecking oder is important 
23:00 <Picard> some people are a waste of oxygen
23:00 <{D}avey{G}> :) winner
23:00 <partay> order*
23:00 <Matthew> yes true
23:00 <nuthin> im just too high
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> you dont need a degree or be a.feminist to work in retail bruh
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking cunts in my unit block think they’re on a bollywood set
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but thats all ur paper is good for
23:00 <TheRiddler> watching izombie
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think murder is my only option atm
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh lame riddler
24:00 <nuthin> racist cunt katatonic_kate01
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> how the FUCK is that racist
24:00 <TheRiddler> oh
24:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> curry in a hurry
24:00 <Kynetic> yeeeeep
24:00 <TheRiddler> thought you liked izombie
24:00 <Kynetic> thats racist
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> its an observation, your fucking moron 
24:00 <Kynetic> sorry.
24:00 <Kynetic> basically if someone says youre racist these days
24:00 <Kynetic> youre racist.
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for the hot tip
24:00 <nuthin> thanks Kynetic
24:00 <TheRiddler> that's wasist
25:00 <Kynetic> not much we can do about it
25:00 <Kynetic> its juts how the law works now
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> k kate do u ever had indian in ya?
25:00 <Kynetic> im sure she has but not the salted pork variety you have on offer
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> or sri lankan.. pretty similar
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> pork is jew m8
26:00 <faux> pecking odor
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u should say holy cow
26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the only white girls i see that bang indians are those fucked up ones who are on the spirtual hindi path
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> fetish the dark races
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> that in itself is very racist
28:00 <faux> and stay out
30:00 <Matthew> he has become weirder than usual lately
30:00 <British^Meat> k
30:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> pretty much 99% of australia is racist
30:00 <Kynetic> i like all varieties of meat
31:00 <partay> mid life crisis
31:00 <stompin> boreddddd
31:00 <Kynetic> as long as theyre tasty
31:00 <Kynetic> :D
31:00 <Kynetic> and moist
31:00 <Kynetic> and juicy
31:00 <Kynetic> and make me want to keep eating them
31:00 <Kynetic> like pretty much all meat does
31:00 <Kynetic> because meat is fkn awesome
31:00 <British^Meat> chewy? i dont mind chewy
31:00 <Kynetic> nah m8
31:00 <Kynetic> tender as fuck is the way to go
32:00 <amsy> lol
32:00 <Kynetic> all bloody and juicy and faling apart in your mouth
32:00 <Kynetic> mmmm.... meat.
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> of the colonies where the majority is not the indigenous race...eg usa, canada,australia, nz, sth africa are high racist countries
32:00 <dematerialised> thats because white man invented guns
32:00 <dematerialised> gg
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> all came from colonialism
32:00 <Kynetic> yeah its because theres a lot of idiots around
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> history and today is formed from racism
32:00 <Kynetic> just being honest.
32:00 <Kynetic> look.. if it came down to it
33:00 <stompin> im 3 foot 9 with a ten foot dick
33:00 <Clarkson> clap clap you fuckin boob
33:00 <Matthew> eww how unattactive
33:00 <Kynetic> id have to suggest we just round up all the racist cunts
33:00 <Kynetic> and shoot em.
33:00 <Kynetic> fuck it.
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> its hard to ignore or undo... so they build a lot of bullshit around it
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so people dont notice it
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> but underneath and around if u look carefully is dirty as shit
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> anywhere where white people are majority but not in Europe... is a colony
34:00 <Kynetic> well yea
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> always will be m8
34:00 <Kynetic> people are just a bunch of cunts who need to eat drink and shit
34:00 <Kynetic> we dont really serve much purpose other than that really
35:00 <Immutable> I actually used a similar anology to describe travel
35:00 <Kynetic> doesnt matter if ur white black yellow or purple
35:00 <Immutable> and how pointless it was
35:00 <nuthin> Kynetic is on song tonight
35:00 <Kynetic> we all drink the same fkn water.. we all have to eat.. and everyones gotta shit.
36:00 <dematerialised> your face is
36:00 <nuthin> everyone listen to Kynetic
36:00 <Kynetic> lol
36:00 <Kynetic> aint nuthin u can do bout it
36:00 <GameGenie> wait
36:00 <Kynetic> shit
36:00 <Kynetic> dont do it GameGenie
36:00 <GameGenie> i thought u didn't have to shit Kynetic
36:00 <GameGenie> u told me 
36:00 <Kynetic> no
36:00 <Kynetic> look
36:00 <GameGenie> u were like i dont have to shit
36:00 <Kynetic> we were drunk
37:00 <Matthew> your Mum is
37:00 <GameGenie> u promised
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hav u notice 
37:00 <Kynetic> i mightve had a few of those special chips you had laying around
37:00 <Kynetic> i was gonna say anything it took to get in ya pants ok
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> how in elvis days... rock n roll bands were.mainly negroes?
37:00 <GameGenie> phuk
37:00 <Kynetic> but now i know
37:00 <Kynetic> i realise
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> then when the beatles and rolling stone genocides the black rock and.rnb
37:00 <Kynetic> you have much lower standards than that
38:00 <robot> LOL Skirmish
38:00 <Kynetic> so i dont have to fake it
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i reallu hate the beatles and rolling stones they are the symbol of racism again to kill the blackman and take their culture from them
38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> bu the 1970s there were near zero black people playing rock n roll
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> because of tje beatles and rolling stones
39:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i like to jack off while listening to rolling stones in my headphones while on the storeo i ave the beatles playing because i am literlaly the devil
39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> by the 1980 and 90.., black people no longer played guitars and were.limited to ghetto and gangsta rap
40:00 <partay> has everyone bowed to kim jong-un robot today?
40:00 <dematerialised> no
40:00 <dematerialised> taiwan #1
40:00 <Matthew> good evening to the surreptitious & sexy Serenity
40:00 <partay> man the sacrifices i make
40:00 <Serenity> howdy
40:00 <partay> Serenity is salacious 
40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> again you see the british destory black people... by taking from them 
41:00 <Serenity> serenity  is sweaty
41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> by immitating or copying their work.. putting a white man name on it... and mass production
41:00 <Kynetic> black people stole heaps of good quality music gear duyrnig the rodney king riots too tho which contributed a lot to the black music scene in the late 80;s early 90;s
41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> soon the black man no longer identify with his music and started to only make music with no instrument...just rapping about being a gangstta or in jail
42:00 <Matthew> Serenity enjoys my divine introductions
42:00 <partay> well shes not going to enjoy your gay penis 
42:00 <dematerialised> my mouth tastes like a mexican vagina
42:00 <Matthew> she just well mIGHT
43:00 <Serenity> i dont mind gay penis
43:00 <Skirmish> It will have poo on it. 
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> it is like the white woman who discover hindu fetish for a indian man to be her toy
43:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> only time isee white woman bang indian... she is afterall his master ..he is her dog
44:00 <Matthew> Serenity and I get on like a house on fire... and what is a penis amongst friends??
44:00 <dematerialised> i wish you and Serenity were in a house on fire
44:00 <Doodle> :o
44:00 <Serenity> I wish youd drown in a pool full of camel diarrhea 
44:00 <Matthew> no need to be so petulant and vile
44:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so please china come invade australia and remove the muslim just bring in 100mil chinese to sydney lololo
45:00 <dematerialised> that wasn't vile *at all*
45:00 <Doodle> well now then
45:00 <dematerialised> i can do vile if you like
45:00 <Skirmish> You guys used to be friends. What happened here. 
45:00 <Skirmish> Why won't somebody think of the children! 
45:00 <Matthew> a disagreement tbh
45:00 <dematerialised> Matthew and I were never friends, he just wants my cock.
45:00 <amsy> lol
46:00 <Doodle> ye
46:00 <Doodle> amsy and i have the same deal
46:00 <amsy> hey roodles xx
46:00 <stompin> do a fucking skid doctor
46:00 <amsy> haha
46:00 <stompin> Doodle
46:00 <Doodle> hai ^_^
46:00 <Doodle> noskids
46:00 <stompin> y
46:00 <Doodle> skids r 4 kids
46:00 <Skirmish> Well I think we should all take this weekend to iron out whatever issues there are between us and all come back by Monday as friends. 
46:00 <stompin> the only skids u do r in ur jocks
47:00 <Doodle> lolol
47:00 <dematerialised> i did my first proper skid in the taxi last weekend
47:00 <dematerialised> i felt bad
47:00 <amsy> Skirmish, that sounds new years resolutionish
47:00 <Doodle> my car likes skids my wallet doesnt tho
47:00 <Skirmish> Skids are for muppets in VL commodores. 
47:00 <Doodle> tyres arent cheap
47:00 <amsy> its going to have to wait
47:00 <dematerialised> funnily enough, mine spins like a VL commodore too Skirmish
47:00 <dematerialised> it's not LSD :(
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Doodle> lsd ftw
48:00 <Doodle> +carbon fibre driveshaft
48:00 <Doodle> = all day skids
48:00 <dematerialised> yeah my previous XR was LSD + custom driveshaft
48:00 <dematerialised> skids for days
48:00 <Doodle> good times
48:00 <dematerialised> almost great fun keeping it on an angle down freeway onramps
48:00 <Doodle> i april fooled my dad this morning and told him i blew my clutch
48:00 <dematerialised> pretty sure if i tried that in this one i would die
48:00 <Doodle> $2k etc etc
48:00 <dematerialised> amlost = also
49:00 <Doodle> would be a bit snappy
49:00 <dematerialised> yeah, i dont trust it
49:00 <Skirmish> Did he agree to fix? If so, no april fools and order a brass button. 
49:00 <dematerialised> if i could convert it i would
49:00 <Doodle> why would my dad fix my clutch
49:00 <Doodle> and brass button clutches are shit for dailys
49:00 <Skirmish> Cause parents are awesome. 
49:00 <Doodle> i had one in my rx7
50:00 <dematerialised> i just put it in D for drift
50:00 <Doodle> i need to put my 20s back on, new tyre is sitting there
51:00 <Doodle> atm my car looks like a teenagers hoonmobile
51:00 <dematerialised> so awesome
51:00 <Doodle> i'm nearly 40
51:00 <stompin> y 
51:00 <dematerialised> all you're missing is cable ties on the front bumper and a few slightly mismatched panels
51:00 <dematerialised> ultimate street weapon
51:00 <Serenity> doodle come shower me
52:00 <stompin> drift spex
52:00 <stompin> golden ahower
52:00 <Doodle> stompin: https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/t31.0-8/12671664_10206639694964670_6524074186673173628_o.jpg
52:00 <Doodle> lmao
52:00 <dematerialised> that lettering tho
52:00 <dematerialised> :3
52:00 <Doodle> its pretty faded now
52:00 <Matthew> bettina
53:00 <Doodle> nopls
53:00 <Doodle> u can see where my foot rubs the sideskirt every time i get in
53:00 <Doodle> :/
53:00 <dematerialised> hehe
53:00 <stompin> Doodle: it needs skid rims, cable dies some dents, no rear skirt
53:00 <stompin> its way to clean for a teenagers ride
53:00 <Doodle> lol no
54:00 <Doodle> yeh good i dont want it to look like a kids car
54:00 <dematerialised> ive got a dent in my front left guard, thankfully its only shallow, some cunt reversed out and scraped it
54:00 <Doodle> which is why i want my other wheels on
54:00 <Doodle> eek
54:00 <Doodle> also
54:00 <robot> nice ride Doodle
54:00 <stompin> i got a rub spot in abuout the same spot
54:00 <Doodle> looking at that pic
54:00 <Doodle> i need to clean my door seals
54:00 <Doodle> ta robot
54:00 <Doodle> window seals
54:00 <Doodle> w/evs
54:00 <Doodle> theyre dirty
54:00 <dematerialised> i need to do the entire interior of my car, all the seals/carpets/frame
54:00 <dematerialised> all covered in red dust
55:00 <Doodle> D:
55:00 <Doodle> it SHOULD look like this https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/t31.0-8/12138594_10205807371477103_6644604439698132903_o.jpg
55:00 <robot> i got one of them mazdas
55:00 <Doodle> next week hopefully
55:00 <partay> robot you have met Doodle's bitch magnent before?
55:00 <Doodle> mmmm
55:00 <dematerialised> probably also at some point get a detailer/scratch removalist at some point
55:00 <dematerialised> just dont have the spare coin
55:00 <robot> bitch magnet?
55:00 <stompin> Doodle my car hasnt been cleaned since first week of jan, its been at the airport and at my mates depo
55:00 <Doodle> what kind robot
55:00 <partay> yes
55:00 <stompin> its fucking filty and im not cleaning it while on crutches.
55:00 <robot> nah
55:00 <partay> hes a fucking robot
55:00 <Doodle> lol stompin
56:00 <Doodle> fk it
56:00 <robot> it's a 3, sp25 2014
56:00 <Doodle> if u dont need it
56:00 <Skirmish> I realised this week that my car hasn't been washed since it's 15,000km service a year ago. 
56:00 <Doodle> nice one robot, i worked for mazda when they came out
56:00 <Doodle> did the road test thing
56:00 <Skirmish> I hope it gets washed this service again. 
56:00 <robot> kew
56:00 <Doodle> wtheyre nice cars
56:00 <Doodle> =w
56:00 <robot> yeah
56:00 <Doodle> -
56:00 <robot> good value
56:00 <Doodle> Skirmish
56:00 <Doodle> i am disappoint
56:00 <dematerialised> the mazda SP series are great
57:00 <dematerialised> fun little rev monsters
57:00 <dematerialised> braaap
57:00 <robot> heh
58:00 <Doodle> we took them up mt martha with all the competitors cars
58:00 <Doodle> and jim murcott the driving instructor
58:00 <dematerialised> mine doesnt go brap, it sounds like a english gentleman trying to cough up a loogie
58:00 <Doodle> was pretty fun
58:00 <dematerialised> brrooooooooooououuohgohgouhguhuhghogugaaaaaarrgggh
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <dematerialised> it also needs a new filter
58:00 <robot> LOL dematerialised
59:00 <dematerialised> i keep forgetting to get one
59:00 <Doodle> i should clean my filter
59:00 <dematerialised> you got an oiled one?
59:00 <robot> i should clean my butt
59:00 <Doodle> nah
59:00 <Doodle> well sort of
59:00 <dematerialised> i just get cheap pods
59:00 <Doodle> its a popcharger
59:00 <Doodle> has a velocity stack etc
59:00 <dematerialised> no idea what that is
59:00 <dematerialised> but ok
59:00 <dematerialised> to google it is
59:00 <dematerialised> welcome friends to getting FUCKED
59:00 <dematerialised> the tangent universe is ready
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