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08:00 <Serenity> haha yesss just finished it
08:00 <Serenity> glad i got it
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> wait deadpool is released?
29:00 <Serenity> well no.. not officially
42:00 <TheRiddler> faux
42:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1PHixa_Aso
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Doing laundry with hydraulic press and liquid nitrogen Views: 66,136 Uploader: Hydraulic Press Channel Uploaded: Apr 17, 2016 Duration: 4m23s Rating: 4.77
43:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> if you are going to very nice party
43:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i love this guy
15:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> girls used to diss me now they write letters coz they miss me
17:00 <TheRiddler> wb fawks
18:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
59:00 <morgoth> Has anyone here ever caught gay before?
23:00 <embri0n> ?
31:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> It's like Grindr, but for dirty straights.
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> DEPOSIT YOUR SWEET WHISPERS IN MY FOUL WHISKERS
19:00 <Marco__> anyone awake?
30:00 <THE^DONALD> RAW EMOTION
32:00 <bishop> THE^DONALD is a loser
16:00 <faux> ok
18:00 <faux> ow
36:00 <robot> im pretty good at monopoly ay
11:00 <MrMark> its sunday!!!!!party time!!!!!
55:00 <MrMark> hiya Fox
11:00 <MrMark> TheRon!!!
11:00 <MrMark> music
11:00 <TheRon> wonderwall
14:00 <MrMark> oasis
14:00 <MrMark> good choice
14:00 <MrMark> !!
14:00 <MrMark> no
14:00 <MrMark> excleent choice
14:00 <MrMark> mental as anything......................live it up
15:00 <TheRon> awesome
16:00 <TheRon> good man
16:00 <TheRon> nothing like that smooth taste
17:00 <MrMark> smooth
17:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_Lwe6p-Cg
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wham! - Everything She Wants Views: 14,284,856 Uploader: WhamVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 6m37s Rating: 4.86
26:00 <TheRon> inxs
31:00 <MrMark> yes
33:00 <TheRon> listen like thieves 
35:00 <MrMark>  inxs
37:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfsS3pIDBfw
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jewel - Hands (Official Video) Views: 4,220,734 Uploader: Atlantic Records Uploaded: Oct 27, 2009 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.91
39:00 <Matthew> welcome and good afternoon to the frivolous faux
40:00 <faux> hello to the ... masturbating .. Matthew 
41:00 <TheRon> making love to the one person that loves him the most
41:00 <faux> happy sunday peeps
41:00 <faux> greatest day of the week
41:00 <Matthew> I haven't needed to do that myself this weekend... but hi
42:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
45:00 <faux> GIMME MY $5 ROBOT
46:00 <Matthew> robot, did you know in South Africa traffic lights are called 'robots' ? just FYI
48:00 <TheRon> what do they call black people in south africa?
48:00 <zaim> what are robots called then
48:00 <zaim> traffic lights?
48:00 <Matthew> no. they are still robots fyi
52:00 <TheRon> whoa the nips are getting bigger
54:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
54:00 <TheRon> port getting smashed
54:00 <CamaroGirl> in south africa, blacks used to be called kaffirs
55:00 <TheRon> yes they did
58:00 <Matthew> been an absolutely dismal performance from PA
58:00 <TransAmGirl> yeah they're playing shitty as
58:00 <TransAmGirl> mal is gonna be pissed when i tell him
59:00 <TheRon> bodes well for the cats next week
00:00 <Matthew> Port by 48
02:00 <TheRiddler> hai Nikky`
03:00 <Nikky`> Hey TheRiddler.. how are you
03:00 <TheRiddler> sleepy
03:00 <TheRiddler> you?
03:00 <Nikky`> Yeah same, but I always am
03:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the divine Nikky`
03:00 <Nikky`> over this earache also
04:00 <Nikky`> Afternoon Matthew :o)
05:00 <TheRiddler> I have a cold too
05:00 <Nikky`> Its so darn annoying
05:00 <TheRiddler> yep
06:00 <Matthew> it's quite mild and delightful here tbh
08:00 <TheRon> a cup of tea and some cucumber sandwiches?
09:00 <Matthew> quite
11:00 <Nikky`> long weekend next weekend yaaay
11:00 <Nikky`> tho, few nights of it is in Geelong with the mother.. no yaay haha
12:00 <bishop> why no yay?
12:00 <Nikky`> Because, its spending time with mum and well.. nah she is ok, as she gets older
13:00 <Nikky`> tho her new puppy has lost the cute and more annoying
16:00 <Nikky`> *yawn* nearly nap time
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> good mornign homos
42:00 <TheRon> go dees
42:00 <MrMark> bEE gEES!!!
43:00 <TheRon> ventura highway
45:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> A question for the ladies, when you pee, is it high pressure like a hose with a finger over it, or does it kind of dribble out?
45:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> I need to know.
45:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> Google isn't helping.
45:00 <Serenity> you need help
46:00 <TheRon> i've got two tickets to paradise, won't you pack your bags we'll leave tonight
46:00 <TheRon> excellent guitar riff
54:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's right, I do need help, I need help understanding the fluid dynamics of women peeing
55:00 <tE[m]tN`> attach a pressure gauge?
56:00 <TheRon> he's not a gynecologist but he'll have a look anyway 
57:00 <Serenity> it doesnt dribble.
57:00 <Serenity> its not like a hole in a bucket lol
59:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the salacious Serenity
59:00 <Serenity> hello hello to the magical Matthew
59:00 <Matthew> oh hello
07:00 <Matthew> Full Time - GWS 151 Port Adelaide 65
07:00 <Matthew> 2nd Qtr - Collingwood 14 Melbourne 56
07:00 <Matthew> 4:40pm - North Melbourne 0 Fremantle 0
07:00 <TransAmGirl> wow go the dees
08:00 <TransAmGirl> lol collingwood
08:00 <TransAmGirl> collingwood if collingcould.............collingcan't
08:00 <Matthew> :p
08:00 <Matthew> still a long way to go...
09:00 <tE[m]tN`> collingwood prob hasnt even wobbled yet
10:00 <Matthew> Melbourne have kicked 9 of the last 10 goals
11:00 <TheRon> are collingwood sponsored by mars?
11:00 <TheRon> work rest but just can't play
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> go da dees
15:00 <TheRiddler> also
15:00 <TheRiddler> WiDe^AnGeL
15:00 <TheRiddler> the gap is open
15:00 <TheRiddler> but it's busy because of holidays
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah i saw DPaW's notice
16:00 <TheRiddler> crowded
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i was gonna head down but meh
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> problem is the next time i can head down will be anzac day
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and albany will be fucking packed
17:00 <Floss> What time period was Wilfred supposed to be set in?
17:00 <TheRiddler> hai Floss
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> 1873
17:00 <Floss> Hmm that seems a bit off
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you are
17:00 <Floss> Hai TheRiddler
18:00 <TheRon> wilfred the dog?
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i should probably go outside at some point today
19:00 <Floss> I finished work at 4:30 I'm doing fuck all today
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im dubious that yuo finished at 4:30
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> as it is only 2:20
21:00 <Floss> 4:30 am
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> oh right
23:00 <Floss> I feel like caramel slice
23:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> motion seconded
23:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> actually riddler i dont think i'd want to head down on anzac day either, i'd probably die from idiots on the highway
24:00 <Matthew> welcome back to the fortunate faux
24:00 <faux> tenks
24:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> faux, when you pee, does it dribble out or is it like a hose with a finger over it?
24:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> serious question
25:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
25:00 <Matthew> umm excuse fucking me... how rude
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fuck off
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> we're adults
25:00 <TheRiddler> just watch some watersports
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah i'm not into that shit
26:00 <Clarkson> this is really fucking good
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> it's just a genuine curiosity I have
29:00 <Serenity> I ANSWERED THE QUESTION YOU RUDE FUCK HEAD
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> oh
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i didn't see
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> but like, im assuming you've seen a guy pee
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> is it like that?
30:00 <Serenity> yes
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ah
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fair enough
30:00 <Serenity> if you push harder it comes out faster
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im wondering because i saw that she-wee thing again
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im thinking if you pee faster than it can drain out you'd have piss all over yiou
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> thats why i was wondering about the fluid dynamics
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> OK MATTHEW YOU FUCKING TART#()U&#()R%
31:00 <Serenity> im pre sure the hole is quite big
31:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> never seen it in person so I wouldn't know
31:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> but i assume so
31:00 <Matthew> WiDe^AnGeL ... calm your farm, I don't like your hostility 
31:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> now that I've solved that mystery
31:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its food time
31:00 <TheRon> hows that local sporting team going?
32:00 <Serenity> people always comment how quick I pee.. maybe my stream is faster than others i dunno
32:00 <faux> hi ash
32:00 <faux> it doesnt dribble lol maybe if you have a UTI
32:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ty faux
32:00 <faux> yw
32:00 <TheRiddler> or giant flaps
32:00 <TheRiddler> :p
33:00 <Serenity> what have flaps go to do with pee
33:00 <Serenity> wtf
33:00 <Matthew> a couple of years ago I was asked by some young adult (maybe 18-19) to finger her at the bar because she needed to go "have a slash but couldn't be fucked lining up"
33:00 <Matthew> a real charmer...
33:00 <faux> .
33:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i dunno how labia have anything to do with pee
33:00 <faux> they dont
33:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you need to watch more porn TheRiddler
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <Serenity> like w.t.f
33:00 <Matthew> I later found out she was a horse rider from Tasmania ... enough said
34:00 <faux> im not surprised that a lot of dudes dont understand basic female anatomy
34:00 <TheRiddler> ok
34:00 <faux> i only found out i had 3 holes last week
34:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> really?
34:00 <faux> no you idiot
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i was like
34:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> come on now
34:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> surely not
34:00 <faux> i was joking golly
34:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> hawha
35:00 <TheRiddler> it's like the hymen thing
35:00 <TheRon> i write my name whn i pee
35:00 <faux> write my name 
35:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> when i pee i try to get the poo streaks on the side
35:00 <faux> .
35:00 <faux> you are ffffffff
35:00 <Matthew> jesus christ..
35:00 <faux> get out
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <Serenity> its not that funny though
35:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> like every now and then there;s a little poo nugget, only a small one
35:00 <Serenity> i know women my age who dont know they have 3 holes
35:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> so i just pee at it
36:00 <Matthew> well thank you, Princess Grace
36:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah i was about to say sezz that I read something a while back that said it's a real thing that some ladies arent sure what's down there
36:00 <TheRiddler> orange is the new black
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <Serenity> i had to explain to kelevra she had 3 holes.
36:00 <Serenity> and how her baby was coming out
36:00 <faux> dont u scrub your toilet
36:00 <TheRiddler> that episode is funny
36:00 <faux> when you poop and there's skidmarks
36:00 <faux> :/
36:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> of course i do
36:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> but sometimes you forget
36:00 <Matthew> buy some fucking Domestos, you grub
36:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i dont always inspect the bowl post-poop
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> especially after spicy salsa
37:00 <TransAmGirl> lol wow
37:00 <faux> dont you turn around to flush
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nope
37:00 <faux> or do you do a sneaky reach back type thing
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ^ that
37:00 <Serenity> lil leaves skidmarks it fucking lose it every time i see it
37:00 <Clarkson> The_Baron: ight green crumbly shit ?
37:00 <faux> i only do that when i pee
37:00 <Serenity> I*
37:00 <faux> i always check post poop
37:00 <Clarkson> and I have two kids so fuck ya
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fair enough
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> perhaps i should change my post poop routine
37:00 <faux> gross imagine having a visitor
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i dont have visitors
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i'm a hermit
38:00 <faux> and they see a sneaky Kidman 
38:00 <faux> oh
38:00 <faux> skidmark*
38:00 <faux> lmao
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i vette everyone at the gate
38:00 <faux> a nicole kidman in me torlet m8
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
38:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> thats the weird thing about this place, i ahve a gate
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that stops people from getting to me door
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its pretty cool
38:00 <Serenity> she does the biggest shits for a kid i dunno wtf is going on
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i can just be like
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fuck of fmate
38:00 <faux> do you have to open it
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah its got an electric release on it
38:00 <Matthew> poor Nicole
38:00 <faux> can they not
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i hit a button and (ping)
39:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> it opens
39:00 <faux> fancy
39:00 <faux> i wang a huge electronic gate
39:00 <faux> want.
39:00 <TheRiddler> it's probably metabolism
39:00 <Serenity> people know me well enough not to just turn up at my house
39:00 <TheRon> Matthew: hwo would you describe this convo?
39:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its a fortress, huge metal pole fences and stuff
39:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> literally no way to get in without a ladder and a battering ram
39:00 <TheRiddler> I mean part of her being lanky
39:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> or drive a truck through it
40:00 <Matthew> I am slowly warming to it, TheRon ... I feel more comfortable, however I am still shocked at the disgusting hygiene habits of some contributors 
40:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i wish you'd warm yuor head in a microwave tbh
40:00 <TheRiddler> maybe the house was built by ppl from south africa
40:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> probably lol
41:00 <Matthew> not sure who FaTcUnT^AnGeL is ... but yeah, genuinely unpleasant
41:00 <Serenity> i want bbq still
41:00 <Serenity> wheres skirmish so i ca blame him
41:00 <TheRiddler> all their houses have enclosed fences
41:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah riddler
41:00 <TheRon> ribs!!!
41:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> because it's wild over there
42:00 <TheRiddler> yep
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <faux> fat cunt angel
42:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> he's creative i'll give him that
42:00 <Serenity> just whois him
42:00 <Matthew> sure am!!!
43:00 <faux> me fave is still couleurs
43:00 <Matthew> oh that fucking piece of filth
43:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> good one Serenity you just taught everyone how to hack irc
43:00 <Matthew> not surprised
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <faux> obese angle
43:00 <faux> i lold
43:00 <Serenity> fuck those obese angles
43:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i love Matthew's reactions to everythign i say
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <Matthew> really? because I don't
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's unfortunate
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> for you
44:00 <Matthew> I don't like being rude or unpleasant at all... it's really not me... but people like you make it very difficult not to be
44:00 <Serenity> also that big thing down at elizabeth quays looks likes a giant vag
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i reckon there's some repressed sexual feelings towards me
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> tbh
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah sezz it does
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> was it lit up with colours when you saw it?
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> or just the white lights
44:00 <Serenity> nah just white
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ah fair enough
45:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> my mate designed and controls the coloured lights around the bay
45:00 <faux> if you dont like being mean you just wont be mean
45:00 <faux> i think you enjoy it a little bit
45:00 <TheRiddler> does it have pink parking spots next to it
45:00 <faux> :p
45:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nearby it does
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> which are a fucking stupid idea
45:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> "oh im a girl i need priority parking"
45:00 <Matthew> i move into my new house Tuesday ... just FYI everyone
45:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fuck off, just build better security
45:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> so everyone benefits
45:00 <Serenity> its not priority parking though.. lol
46:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i was told it was
46:00 <Serenity> if anyone read what it was its just so women know those are the 'safe' spots you dont have to own a vagina to park in them
46:00 <TheRiddler> new house?
46:00 <Matthew> yes, it actually is brand new
46:00 <TheRiddler> did you sell the other?
46:00 <Serenity> they have more lighting and cctv
46:00 <Matthew> very exciting
46:00 <faux> OMG
46:00 <Matthew> no. I am renting out Essendon
46:00 <faux> ASH
46:00 <faux> ASHHHHHHH
46:00 <TheRiddler> yes?
46:00 <Serenity> does that mean you will be MIA Matthew
46:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fair enough Serenity, i just don't see why they wouldn't do it for the whole carpark instead of just those bays
47:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1590499311247867&id=1525927234371742
47:00 <faux> watch this IMMEDIATELY
47:00 <faux> HEHEEEEEE
47:00 <TheRiddler> rent it to essendon players
47:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> what if im a vulnerable woosey gay guy
47:00 <Matthew> maybe for a few days
47:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> can i use them too?
47:00 <TheRiddler> from the vfl
47:00 <TheRiddler> :p
47:00 <Serenity> because its something for people to whinge about for a week and then forget
47:00 <Serenity> anyone can use them who feels vulnerable tbh
47:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fair enough then
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol faux
47:00 <TheRiddler> cute
47:00 <Matthew> no. a lovely Turkish couple are moving in during first week of May
48:00 <TheRiddler> that's me today
48:00 <Matthew> it will only be empty for a couple of weeks
48:00 <faux> ehehehehehehehe
48:00 <TheRiddler> :p
48:00 <TheRiddler> I ended up eating kfc last night
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> was it glorious?
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and did you get popcorn chicken
48:00 <faux> yum
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> most importantly
48:00 <Matthew> i can't wait to take photos and show you when i get to log back in
48:00 <faux> i miss kfc havent had it foreeeevs
48:00 <Serenity> holy fucking hell i want kfc
48:00 <TheRiddler> that new zinger burger is nice
48:00 <faux> but when i do its instant regret
48:00 <Serenity> i want a large chips and popcorn chicken
48:00 <TheRiddler> I was meant to cook last night
49:00 <faux> today is takeout night
49:00 <faux> yay
49:00 <faux> ima get me some chacken wangs
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> tonight is mi goreng night
49:00 <TheRiddler> share a bucket of chicken
49:00 <TheRiddler> :p
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> so is tomorrow
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and yesterday
49:00 <Serenity> i went for a run this morning.. and it'll be salad for dinner
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and next thursday
49:00 <Serenity> livin da hi lyf
49:00 <TheRiddler> I'll cook tonight instead
50:00 <TheRiddler> I was meant be at a friends place
50:00 <faux> what u cookin
50:00 <TheRiddler> 1 of those kits from old el paso
50:00 <Serenity> fffffffff
50:00 <Serenity> i want 13 tacos
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> dont bother going to zambreros for tacos
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> they are ordinary
51:00 <TheRon> freo getting pumped
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> good old el paso shits on them
51:00 <Serenity> yer id make them
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> the nachos however are fucking orgasmic
51:00 <Serenity> ive got to pick a day in the next few weeks and have some shit food im dying
51:00 <Clarkson> this shit iz unequivical
52:00 <TheRiddler> go freo
52:00 <nevs> had fish n chips for lunch ha
52:00 <Matthew> my cheat day was yesterday
52:00 <nevs> was starving after getting a new tattoo
52:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> is it a tribal tattoo
52:00 <nevs> yea tribal jesus under the southern cross
53:00 <Matthew> i had Dribbles and popcorn/Frozen Coke when me and the man went to see The Boss
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
53:00 <Matthew> <3 cheat day
53:00 <Serenity> i dont really have a cheat day
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> my skin is still pure
53:00 <nevs> mines far from it ha
53:00 <Serenity> though i ate too much chocolate over easter so that was ok
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i wanted to get the playstation buttons on my fingers
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> but my ladyfrienda dvised against it
54:00 <Matthew> whenever any of you come to Melbourne... you all must try Dribbles on mt alexander road
54:00 <nevs> i wanted to get the clown pennywise from IT at some stage but my missus said she'd leave me 
54:00 <Matthew> orgasmic and DIVINE
54:00 <nevs> she hates that clown lol
54:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
54:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that would be awesome though
54:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> or captain spaulding
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <nevs> ill def get captain spaulding at some stage
54:00 <nevs> such a great character
54:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah
54:00 <nevs> got this today
54:00 <nevs> https://igcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e35/12907305_134397893628384_927934226_n.jpg
55:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ah cool
55:00 <nevs> running out of space on my arms now tho
56:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> would you ever get a full sleeve to connect it all up at some point?
56:00 <faux> guise
56:00 <faux> i have a question 
56:00 <nevs> yea we were talking about that today, ive got too much random shit on my left arm for it to connect but ill probably shade in my right arm when its full
56:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yes boss
56:00 <nevs> just shadowing
56:00 <faux> would you bone this woman for $45
56:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ah fair enough
56:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/VD8Cu0f
56:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> no
56:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> because she's very oily
56:00 <Serenity> pennwiseeee
56:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and it would be messy
56:00 <Serenity> pennywiseee
56:00 <faux> $100
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yes
57:00 <nevs> probs 100
57:00 <faux> LOL
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> $100 is a tank of fuel and some chocolate
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> works for me
57:00 <nevs> you know that box is tight lol
57:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt bone her
57:00 <Serenity> yuck
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> oh im not saying i'd be attracted to her
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> but $100 is $100
58:00 <Serenity> spose thats the thing about owning a dick you dont actually have to be attracted to the thing you're rooting
58:00 <Clarkson> i want my cock sucked in the shed
58:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> plus im sure she isn't all muscle-sticking-out-ey when she's just relaxing
58:00 <Serenity> oh..
58:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im sure that's because she's posing
58:00 <faux> lmao
58:00 <faux> she doesnt even look like a she
58:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ah sezz i had a pretty long discussion about that with my friend not long ago
58:00 <faux> terribly masculine cannot deal
58:00 <Serenity> i bet shes got a 3 inch clit
58:00 <nevs> she probably has a massive clit
58:00 <nevs> like chyna in her porno
58:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> she says she's more than capable of it
58:00 <nevs> looked like a fucking thumb
58:00 <faux> she looks like a burnt sweet potato
58:00 <Serenity> ahaha schnap
58:00 <TheRon> dakota by stereophonics, fucking love it
58:00 <Serenity> capable of what
59:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> not being attracted to the person the dick is attached to
59:00 <Serenity> fucking someone she isnt attracted to?
59:00 <Serenity> yeah thats what lubes for
59:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
59:00 <nevs> and lights
59:00 <Matthew> 3rd Qtr - Collingwood 49 Melbourne 76
59:00 <Serenity> actually tbh if i was hard enough up i dont think id have to be attracted to them either
00:00 <Serenity> dicks a dick
00:00 <Clarkson> if ya werent an addict who realises its fucking impossible to have a habit sustainable and allowing room for you to grow in life
00:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> thats what i thought would be the case
00:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> but apparently not for all
00:00 <faux> yeah nah
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <faux> i need an attraction
00:00 <nevs> and vodka?
00:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
00:00 <Serenity> im one of those people that could just bang someone like its having a coffee tho
00:00 <TransAmGirl> but we girls don't bang guys we're not attracted to. the guys who wanna date and fuck us, that we don't look at "that way", get shafted sideways to what whiny "nice guys" call "the friend zone";p
00:00 <Serenity> sex is sex is sex
00:00 <faux> s'why i was given fingera
00:00 <nevs> good girl
00:00 <nevs> ha
01:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> TransAmGirl your opinion doenst' count
01:00 <faux> to not have to bone mongs
01:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you're a dude
01:00 <Serenity> please dont speak for me
01:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> infact you're the worst kind of dude pretending it's a girl
01:00 <nevs> haha
01:00 <TransAmGirl> you're an idiot wide^angel
01:00 <nevs> that still happens then
01:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> of course it does
01:00 <nevs> jesus
01:00 <faux> why does this cunt have an obsession with mentioning shes not interested in nice guys
01:00 <nevs> its 2016 and that dude is still wanking to text after a successful dude lure
01:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i mean if people wanna do that, all power to them
01:00 <faux> literally no one cares
02:00 <nevs> because shes a nice guy
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> but dont lie about it haha
02:00 <nevs> probably the quiet guy that works at an office that noone wants to bang
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah
02:00 <Serenity> who even is it
02:00 <nevs> and collects toy figures
02:00 <faux> its so werd
02:00 <faux> weird
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> just a bloke not sure about his sexuality
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> probably asian
02:00 <nevs> true
02:00 <faux> Mae pei
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> just wants to experiment
02:00 <faux> or whatever her nick is
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah
02:00 <nevs> dude noones judging you
02:00 <nevs> some guys think dicks are great
02:00 <faux> 45 year old asian chick who acts 13
02:00 <nevs> just be free
03:00 <faux> "i love bad boys;p"
03:00 <TransAmGirl> wow, i'm a gook? that's really some big secret huh
03:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i only like bad boys;p
03:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
03:00 <TheRiddler> she looks like she'll humiliate you if aren't ripped
03:00 <nevs> haha
03:00 <TheRiddler> oh was scrolled up
03:00 <faux> "im wearing a hello kitty thong;p"
03:00 <nevs> you know what im into lately
03:00 <nevs> like those boy shorts underwear women get
03:00 <nevs> that go straight across
03:00 <nevs> idk why
03:00 <faux> those are so comfy 
03:00 <TheRon> which foot is the thong on?
03:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you mean like boxer briefs?
04:00 <nevs> not as in me wearing them btw lol
04:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im gonna have to see an example
04:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im not sure what you're talking about
04:00 <nevs> yea im probably not explaining them properly
04:00 <nevs> sec
04:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> k
05:00 <nevs> http://a3.zassets.com/images/z/2/6/6/9/6/3/2669637-p-LARGE_SEARCH.jpg
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ah right
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah boxer briefs basically
05:00 <Serenity> dont most women get over that whole 'bad boy' thing after about 20
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> just without room for the dick and balls
05:00 <nevs> yep
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> eah i can dig it
05:00 <TheRiddler> only the 1s that grow up
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ^ real wisdom
06:00 <nevs> Serenity i think most women still want to think theyre with a man that can protect them though
06:00 <nevs> im not a bad boy anymore, im too old
06:00 <Serenity> yes but mst bad boys cant
06:00 <nevs> but ill kill someone
06:00 <nevs> haha
06:00 <Serenity> they are fuck heads who talk too much
06:00 <Clarkson> PietSAbabe1 needs to change his fucking nick
06:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> striaght up snap some necks
06:00 <Serenity> my husband can protect me but hes not a fucking dickhead
06:00 <nevs> yea
06:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> your husband is lovely
06:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and he gives nice hugs
06:00 <nevs> its pretty much dont be into dickheads
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <Serenity> thats all bad boy is code for
06:00 <Serenity> asshole
07:00 <nevs> although
07:00 <nevs> treat em mean keep em keen is a saying for a reason
07:00 <nevs> potentially a role reversal in my relationship though haha my girl is about a 5th of my size and weight and i am afraid..
07:00 <faux> id rather a nice dude who compares me to a rainbow and feeds me wine and grapes after paintin me toenails
07:00 <faux> id return the fave
08:00 <nevs> it does add to the whole pussifying of males though
08:00 <TheRiddler> you'll paint their toenails too? :p
08:00 <simonna> you'd make the guy paint your toenails?
08:00 <nevs> i dont want to feel like i have to do that shit
08:00 <nevs> but i will because its something nice to do
08:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i wont pay your toenails
08:00 <Serenity> i think both should do things
08:00 <faux> lollll
08:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> the rest is doable though
08:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> paint*
08:00 <nevs> considering you lot have to deal with dicks and balls
08:00 <nevs> which tbh are ugly as fuck
08:00 <Clarkson> all these cunts are rocking up out the front, i dont know why
08:00 <TheRiddler> a skittles rainbow
08:00 <TheRiddler> :p
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i once had a girlfriend put a facemask on me
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> afterwards i was patrick bateman
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> so smooth
09:00 <nevs> haha
09:00 <TheRiddler> I want to taste your rainbow
09:00 <nevs> i dont know who that is but im googling it
09:00 <faux> christ
09:00 <nevs> thats not much of a vote of confidence
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <TheRon> i had sex with a woman once
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you havent seen American Psycho?
09:00 <TheRon> true story
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nevs
09:00 <nevs> oh haha
09:00 <nevs> american psycho guy
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah
10:00 <nevs> dude have you read the book?
10:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nup
10:00 <nevs> 500% more brutal
10:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> friend keeps telling me too but im not a huge reader
10:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> tried getting back into it but too many distractions
10:00 <TheRiddler> from bateman to batman
10:00 <nevs> its bruuuutal
10:00 <TheRiddler> :o
10:00 <simonna> I was bored with the book.
10:00 <nevs> simonna its pretty hard to wank to.
10:00 <Clarkson> [08:40:03] cos they think small feet = sexy
10:00 <simonna> Maybe the crap I've been watching has desensitised me to what was once considered gruesome.
11:00 <nevs> yea i have a high tollerance
11:00 <nevs> but i read the book years ago
11:00 <TheRiddler> I bought a bunch of teas yesterday
11:00 <nevs> nice
11:00 <simonna> I liked the Silence of the Lamb series better.
11:00 <TheRiddler> they're those fruit infused teas
11:00 <nevs> they were alright
11:00 <TheRiddler> from twinings
11:00 <simonna> Smashed all of them out in a few days straight.
12:00 <TheRiddler> wait
12:00 <TheRiddler> civil war is out
12:00 <TheRiddler> ?
12:00 <simonna> It shouldn't be.
12:00 <simonna> I thought it was out next month
12:00 <simonna> or something
12:00 <TheRiddler> oh
12:00 <nevs> t2tea is pretty great
12:00 <TheRiddler> it might be next week
13:00 <simonna> Is it?
13:00 <simonna> I hope so.
13:00 <simonna> I'm hanging for a decent no-brainer flick.
13:00 <nevs> TheRiddler i buy a lot from orientalteahouse as well
13:00 <TheRiddler> or 7 is just being a dick
13:00 <Clarkson> i like big tits and i cannot lie!
13:00 <TheRiddler> and advertising it a month early
13:00 <simonna> teadrop have awesome green tea
13:00 <nevs> comes out on the 27th i believe
13:00 <nevs> im seeing it next week
13:00 <simonna> it's that umm
13:00 <simonna> honeydew green tea
13:00 <TheRiddler> it says to book tickets
14:00 <nevs> yea i dont think its started yet
14:00 <TheRiddler> I had a look at the cinema guide for my cinema
14:00 <TheRiddler> it's either this thursday or next thurday
15:00 <nevs> my fav tea from oriental tea house
15:00 <nevs> https://orientalteahouse.com.au/product/calm-and-concentration
15:00 <nevs> yea pretty sure next 
15:00 <nevs> but i was just looking at hoyts
15:00 <simonna> I had to go to one of those Chinese tea ceremonies a couple of weeks ago in Beijing.
15:00 <simonna> It was part of the wall tour
15:00 <nevs> nice
16:00 <simonna> Some of their teas are absolutely putrid.
16:00 <nevs> ha damn
16:00 <simonna> And there was nowhere to spit it out.
16:00 <nevs> TheRiddler im more looking forward to Hardcore Henry
16:00 <simonna> The lady would nod and ask if I liked it.
16:00 <simonna> I'd nod and try to keep from crying.
17:00 <TheRiddler> I think they focus more on the pouring of tea than the tea itself
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <simonna> Yeah. I was fine to watch the process.
17:00 <simonna> Wasn't too keen on the drinking aspect.
17:00 <simonna> They did try to sell us the tea, so the samples were necessary.
17:00 <nevs> Beijing looks beautiful though
17:00 <TheRon> could the dees fuck it up from here?
17:00 <Clarkson> lee must be shit then
18:00 <simonna> It's good for historical sight tours.
18:00 <simonna> site*
18:00 <nevs> no doubt
18:00 <simonna> ...and breathing air you can see.
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <simonna> Shanghai is where you'd want to start if you ever went.
19:00 <TheRiddler> the forbidden city
19:00 <nevs> yea maybe next year or the year after
19:00 <nevs> buying a new car and heading back to bali first
19:00 <simonna> Yah. That place is pretty cool.
20:00 <nevs> my girl wants to go to south korea
20:00 <simonna> I reckon Korea is a mix between China and Japan.
20:00 <simonna> Culturally, I mean
21:00 <TheRiddler> yep
21:00 <TheRiddler> south korea is expensive
21:00 <TheRiddler> a friend was planing to go there
21:00 <nevs> yea for sure
21:00 <nevs> man they have $350 return flights to japan right now
21:00 <simonna> Is it now?
21:00 <simonna> Expensive, I mean.
21:00 <simonna> I'm surprised.
21:00 <TheRiddler> it's twice as much to go there than it is to japan
21:00 <simonna> Oh, don't tell me about cheap flights. I don't need much incentive to take off again.
21:00 <simonna> And I just got back.
22:00 <nevs> next year i want to go to hawaii
22:00 <TheRiddler> kpop has made korea expensive :p
23:00 <simonna> I've got Japan on the agenda for September.
23:00 <simonna> bloody kpop
23:00 <nevs> should book now while its $350 return
24:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the calming Cheryl
24:00 <TheRiddler> nth dont look so rosey now
25:00 <simonna> I did a few nights of "ktv" with my local work colleagues in China last year.
25:00 <TheRiddler> north melbourne
25:00 <TheRiddler> *
25:00 <simonna> ktv + drinking games
25:00 <simonna> I learnt immediately that they're absolute lightweights
25:00 <simonna> I ended up singing by myself while they slept.
25:00 <simonna> :(
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <nevs> Kbox is pretty good in the cbd
26:00 <nevs> because you get a comfy private room and they bring your booze in 
26:00 <simonna> That's how it is in China
26:00 <simonna> You BYO AND order some at the place.
26:00 <nevs> nice
27:00 <TheRiddler> do they have prostitutes in ktvs like philippines does
27:00 <faux> i dont think id cope in a country where english isnt the main language
27:00 <faux> id freak out
27:00 <simonna> I'm not sure.
27:00 <faux> like instead of calling for a cab id prob be like hello insert a goat in me butt pls ty
27:00 <simonna> I think on the upper levels, yes.
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <Matthew> BEIJING - 3:27pm 19° (66F) HAZE
27:00 <simonna> lol @ haze
27:00 <simonna> Yes.
27:00 <simonna> That bit's a given
28:00 <nevs> haha faux
28:00 <simonna> I was there last year during their 'red alert' pollution issue.
28:00 <nevs> its pretty polarising the first time
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i would actually be upset having to breathe in their air
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> like, you'd be able to taste it
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and smell it
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's wrong
28:00 <simonna> Absolutely.
28:00 <simonna> I wore a white tshirt out one day.
28:00 <simonna> The damage is irreparable.
29:00 <Matthew> HONG KONG - 3:29pm 30° (86F) FINE
29:00 <TheRiddler> hong kong is a better place to go
29:00 <nevs> If i cant make hawaii next year it'll def be canada
29:00 <nevs> hong kong is great for records
29:00 <nevs> same as japan
29:00 <nevs> a lot gets reissued and re-pressed in japan
30:00 <Matthew> TOKYO - 4:30pm 20° (68F) FINE
33:00 <faux> do Sydney now
33:00 <Matthew> LOS ANGELES - 12:33am 18° (64F) BREEZY
33:00 <nevs> 17 here atm
33:00 <Matthew> SYDNEY - 5:33pm 19° (66F) INTERMITTENT RAIN
35:00 <TheRon> our house, in the middle of our street
36:00 <Matthew> VOSTOK - 1:36pm -65° (-85F) CLEAR
43:00 <Serenity> really wishing this humidity would fuck the fuck off
43:00 <faux> oo 22 tomoz and showers
43:00 <faux> yummy
43:00 <Serenity> my hair is like afro town
43:00 <Serenity> straighen it 15 mins later POOF
43:00 <nevs> 24-25-26
43:00 <nevs> next 3 days here apparently
43:00 <faux> put it in a bun
43:00 <Serenity> Get out.
43:00 <faux> get out Fennec_Fox 
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <Fennec_Fox> go fuck your self :D
44:00 <Matthew> LUCKNOW - 1:14pm 44° (110F) HOT
44:00 <faux> bit rude
44:00 <faux> golly
44:00 <Serenity> i love tht he listens tho
44:00 <faux> HOT
44:00 <TheRon> what about bumfuck idaho?
45:00 <faux> u da ho alright
45:00 <faux> my asshole is actually on fire
45:00 <Clarkson> that Bloodborne looks shit
45:00 <Matthew> SINGAPORE - 3:45pm 35° (95F) SULTRY
46:00 <TheRon> i just spent six months in a leaky boat, just just to keep afloat
46:00 <TheRon> lucky
46:00 <CrIp> Get a electric bildge pump
46:00 <CrIp> can go 12 months then
48:00 <faux> ffs
49:00 <faux> watched a 45 min doco about a murder and it was unsolved 
49:00 <faux> CUNTS COULD HAVE WARNED ME
49:00 <nevs> haha
49:00 <nevs> robbed
49:00 <faux> i feel so incomplete 
49:00 <Matthew> a great win for #melbourne today
49:00 <faux> where you at with blacklist nevs
49:00 <nevs> ep10 now
50:00 <nevs> gonna smash some more tonight
50:00 <faux> woo
50:00 <robot> hi its robot
50:00 <nevs> legit tempted to call in sick tomorrow
50:00 <faux> do it
50:00 <faux> ill allow it
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <faux> hi robot
50:00 <nevs> haha
50:00 <robot> hello fuax
50:00 <nevs> forge me a doctors note
50:00 <faux> alright
50:00 <faux> Dear work Man
50:00 <nevs> "heaps sick"
50:00 <robot> 'nevs is sick, he hs 2 stay home, k. faux.'
50:00 <faux> Nevs is unable to attend Work cos hr has the Black Plague
51:00 <robot> lol
51:00 <nevs> either will work!
51:00 <Matthew> FULL TIME - Collingwood 67 Melbourne 102
51:00 <faux>  (lol get it black plague cos hes watching teh black list BOOM)
51:00 <nevs> ooh
51:00 <Matthew> HALF TIME - North Melbourne 66 Fremantle 54
51:00 <faux> luv always faux
51:00 <nevs> multi-level
51:00 <faux> bai bitch
51:00 <robot> ugh.  dinner.  what do i do
51:00 <faux> subway 
51:00 <nevs> regards, wu-tang forever.
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <faux> pooootang
51:00 <robot> a sound candidate you put forth, faux
52:00 <robot> i so tired
52:00 <faux> pls its your only option 
52:00 <robot> cant stnad k
52:00 <faux> cos other places are too far to drive
52:00 <faux> or something something 
52:00 <morgoth> http://i.imgur.com/l8sr58k.jpg
52:00 <faux> dont stand just yell out your order from your car with a megaphone
53:00 <robot> they have drive thru geez
53:00 <faux> oh
53:00 <faux> fancy
53:00 <robot> i usually go in
53:00 <robot> coz i crack it if they dont put enough salads on
54:00 <faux> CRaCK iT
54:00 <robot> i like more than 2 olives thank you
54:00 <faux> what a rebs
54:00 <faux> mmm i love subway pickles 
54:00 <robot> yea
54:00 <faux> i could eat 500
54:00 <faux> thousand
54:00 <robot> lol
54:00 <faux> ehe
54:00 <robot> i dont really want any of the drive thru options :<
54:00 <faux> do u guys have le wrap
54:00 <faux> in qld
54:00 <faux> le wrap > subway
55:00 <robot> a taek out place called 'le wrap'?  no
55:00 <TheRon> no le wrap in vic
55:00 <faux> noooo
55:00 <faux> u guise r missen out
55:00 <robot> missen
55:00 <faux> ye
55:00 <robot> ye
55:00 <faux> heeps misen owt
55:00 <robot> farrrk
55:00 <faux> Ye
55:00 <TheRon> ye olde kebab shop here
55:00 <faux> get a le wrap up ya
55:00 <robot> heaps regretful hey
55:00 <faux> they also do salads
55:00 <faux> and nachos
55:00 <faux> and wraps. 
56:00 <robot> thats right
56:00 <robot> i woke up with a snotty nose
56:00 <faux> great
56:00 <robot> i forgot about that i thought i was getting sick
56:00 <faux> lube
56:00 <robot> i dont think i am sick
56:00 <faux> oh ok
56:00 <faux> what else
57:00 <robot> if i pay faux will u get indian for me
57:00 <faux> for my flight 
57:00 <robot> ye
57:00 <faux> k
57:00 <robot> k
57:00 <faux> didnt i call ur indian place o ce
57:00 <robot> lol did u
57:00 <faux> cos you coukdnt gt through 
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <faux> ye
57:00 <robot> YES
57:00 <faux> lmao
57:00 <robot> you did
57:00 <faux> hai im from syd
57:00 <faux> u der
57:00 <robot> lol
57:00 <robot> comes up 02 number
58:00 <faux> fuck im such a good friend
58:00 <robot> 5 indians plz
58:00 <faux> LOL
58:00 <robot> u r
58:00 <faux> mmm i want rasmalai
58:00 <faux> get indian robot 
58:00 <faux> and get rasmali
58:00 <robot> tempted
58:00 <faux> a
58:00 <faux> and popadozmsomz
58:00 <robot> but it takes so much more time to serve
58:00 <faux> and raitsisitia
58:00 <faux> andddddd naan omg
58:00 <robot> like i have to put it down and scoop it out all carecul
58:00 <faux> get all the fopd
58:00 <robot> careful
58:00 <faux> "hello one of everythinf pls"
59:00 <faux> omg i hate that
59:00 <robot> ye
59:00 <faux> when they fill the saice to the top
59:00 <faux> and u open tje container
59:00 <robot> this place
59:00 <robot> has been getting more and more stingy
59:00 <faux> and its like instant indian spillage
59:00 <faux> my one makes it worse
59:00 <faux> he wraps it in plastic wrap
59:00 <robot> pre sure if i get it again its gonna be 1 little cube of meat and the rest sauce
59:00 <faux> Lol
59:00 <faux> LOLLLL
59:00 <faux> 6 Cubes of Chicken Pls
00:00 <robot> its exactly like that
00:00 <Serenity> sauce is the best bit anyway
00:00 <Serenity> hnngg
00:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i havent had anything from indian places
00:00 <robot> its like fucken 6 pieces.
00:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i dunno what i would like
00:00 <faux> nah i dont like too much sauce
00:00 <Serenity> butter chicken, all rookies like butter chicken
00:00 <faux> i end up using it next dsy in anotjer dish
00:00 <robot> theres actually another indian place right next to it, tempted to go back to them
00:00 <faux> i ordered chacken wangs for din
00:00 <Serenity> ur all assholes
00:00 <robot> nice
01:00 <faux> its becoming the usual sunday night takeout meal
01:00 <Serenity> i want carbs n mass food
01:00 <faux> i loe Sundayssss
01:00 <faux> v
01:00 <TheRon> cathy's clown when she's around
01:00 <robot> loev
01:00 <faux> vloe
01:00 <faux> aloe vera
01:00 <robot> olev
01:00 <robot> k well inidain it is
01:00 <robot> inidain.
02:00 <faux> ehe
02:00 <faux> dindiandine.
02:00 <TheRon> some papadums yoghurt and salad and shit
02:00 <faux> i hate the irrelevant cabbage they put on the tikka masala
02:00 <robot> faux please post u pronouncing dindiandine to youtube, immediately.
02:00 <faux> like excuse me its 3 strands of cabbage wot am i gonna do wit dis pls
03:00 <Serenity> i just want some lassi
03:00 <Serenity> lasi?
03:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i want me some lassie
04:00 <Skirmish> celery makes me angry. Lots of take away seems to get getting filled with it.
04:00 <faux> is that dog
04:00 <Serenity> excuse me next time you order indian get lassi
04:00 <TheRon> no MSG no DOG
04:00 <faux> what is it
04:00 <Serenity> its a drink
05:00 <Skirmish> dog wee
05:00 <faux> i dont order stuff i 1. cant pronounce 2. dont know every ingredient of
05:00 <faux> yeah but whats in it
05:00 <Serenity> its yogurt and fruit ok
05:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
05:00 <morgoth> why am I banned in #perth?
05:00 <TheRon> kung pow chicken?
05:00 <Serenity> are you a tosser?
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> because you're a faggot
05:00 <Serenity> thats probably why
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's pretty much it
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
05:00 <faux> alright calm your lady farm i was asking a question
05:00 <morgoth> nah I was talking to Glenn's women
05:00 <faux> christ in a canoe
06:00 <Serenity> glenn doesnt come in perth nor his woman
06:00 <morgoth> he banned me
06:00 <TheRon> mow your damn lawn and sit the hell down
06:00 <Serenity> he didnt ban you from perth
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <Serenity> because hes not in there
06:00 <morgoth> he did
06:00 <Serenity> no.
06:00 <morgoth> months ago
06:00 <Serenity> he doesnt have access
06:00 <morgoth> check
06:00 <Serenity> he. doesnt. have. access.
06:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> morgoth is a dumb dumb
06:00 <faux> i am secretly glenn
06:00 <Serenity> and never has
07:00 <faux> eeeehe
07:00 <robot> k im ordering erveryone sshhh
07:00 <Serenity> hello 1 large everyone plz
07:00 <morgoth> you gave Glenn ops and first thing he did was get a piece of heaven
07:00 <faux> k
07:00 <Serenity> i didnt ive glenn ops
07:00 <Serenity> because hes never been in perth
07:00 <Serenity> ffs
07:00 <faux> who is glenn
07:00 <robot> faux shall i conference u in
07:00 <faux> yes
07:00 <morgoth> Serenity tells lies
07:00 <Serenity> you are a moron
07:00 <faux> i wanna hear indians
07:00 <Matthew> I am sick of your rudeness
08:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i'm just sick
08:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i only have a few months left
08:00 <faux> i am sick of me burning asshole 
08:00 <faux> i feel like i pooped chilli
08:00 <Serenity> theres creams for that
08:00 <faux> y u do dis butt
08:00 <Serenity> oh
08:00 <faux> it was all good and then the last little pllp was a solid shot of fire
08:00 <robot> sry 2 late
08:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that happens with my mi goreng too
08:00 <morgoth> oh well, looks like I'm gonna have to whack gelnn
09:00 <robot> lol
09:00 <robot> i don't have the spicy repeating problem
09:00 <morgoth> killing police is legal
09:00 <faux> i didnt eat anything spicy
09:00 <robot> well occasionally, not often, but it's not bad.
09:00 <faux> thatw ehy im Baffled
09:00 <robot> u have a spicy butt
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ^
09:00 <Serenity> no one gies a shit about glenn
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its the only explanation
09:00 <faux> oh
09:00 <Serenity> who the fuck even is he
09:00 <morgoth> then you wont miss him
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> lol
10:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> this guy
10:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> he's `ard
10:00 <Serenity> think ive worked out why hes banned
10:00 <faux> morgoth you have 6 lines left 
10:00 <robot> Clarkson:  what causes faux's butt to be so spicy?
10:00 <Clarkson> They walk in the room and they're all like "hey, fuck you, I'm a ginger cat"
10:00 <Skirmish> I thought you were a smart lady Serenity.
10:00 <robot> k
10:00 <Serenity> excuse me
10:00 <Skirmish> How you still haven't worked out that everything is your fault is beyond me.
10:00 <morgoth> buncha jews gangin up
10:00 <Serenity> negro please
10:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> 5
10:00 <faux> lolllll WiDe^AnGeL 
10:00 <faux> i enjoy the countdown
11:00 <Skirmish> You don't need to know who glenn is. It's your fault.
11:00 <Serenity> i know who he is im trying to get across how irrelevant he is
11:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> 4
11:00 <Skirmish> It remains your fault.
11:00 <faux> lmao
11:00 <Serenity> use your words wisely
11:00 <Skirmish> faux's spicy bunghole. All your fault.
12:00 <morgoth> you making threats Serenity?
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> 3
12:00 <Serenity> im just saying you have limited lines left
12:00 <robot> im pretty good at cross words ay
12:00 <Skirmish> HE NEEDS SOME TEEPEE FOR HIS BUNGHOLE!
12:00 <Serenity> use them wisely
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> thank christ
12:00 <faux> LOL
12:00 <TheRon> BUNGHOLE!
12:00 <faux> YES
12:00 <Serenity> ahahah
12:00 <faux> 2/2
12:00 <Skirmish> Who is that even?
12:00 <faux> who cares even
12:00 <Serenity> some dude who is very confused
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ^
13:00 <robot> i dont even know whats happening
13:00 <Skirmish> You're always lost robot ... and it's all Serenity's fault.
13:00 <TheRon> faux proibably dries the 8 tracks
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im gonna write a quick script to do the countdown for me
13:00 <Serenity> im going to shave a single line down the middle of your head Skirmish
14:00 <faux> can u write a script that tells me im a beautiful fucking rainbow
14:00 <Skirmish> I would prefer you didn't unless you were going to lick that bald strip slowly.
14:00 <TheRon> isn't D on the forehead much easier
14:00 <Serenity> LOL
14:00 <Serenity> wottttttt
14:00 <faux> every time i say 'lol'
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> do you want to be told you're a beautiful fucking rainbow?
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ok
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> done
14:00 <robot> u know what lol stands for dont u 
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <robot> little old lady
14:00 <Serenity> fucking hell no
14:00 <Matthew> and a wonderful farewell and fuck off to the miserable morgoth
15:00 <faux> :(
15:00 <faux> didnt work
15:00 <faux> NO WAIT
15:00 <robot> k gettin foodz
15:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i havent done it yet
15:00 <Serenity> it takes time to writes scripts you dickhead rofl
15:00 <faux> do t everytime i said smd
15:00 <faux> SARAH IM GPING TO PUNCH U SOFTLY IF U DONT LOVE ME A LITTLE MORETODAY
15:00 <Skirmish> http://theknottybride.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/throwing-up-rainbow.jpeg
15:00 <faux> U R BEING QUITE RUDE
16:00 <zaim> quite rude.
16:00 <Matthew> I concur with the rudeness assessment
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> alright faux, give it a shot
16:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
16:00 <Skirmish> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/dd/2a/6e/dd2a6e1ca4cbb29394e369f01522a7f3.jpg
16:00 <faux> smd
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> but faux, you are a beautiful fucking rainbow!
16:00 <faux> HEHE
16:00 <faux> tysm
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> np
16:00 <Serenity> get rid of the !
16:00 <Serenity> it looks desp
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> done
17:00 <faux> smdc
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> but faux, you are a beautiful fucking rainbow
17:00 <faux> EHEHEJEJEHEEEEE
17:00 <Serenity> ty
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i cant make it rainbow code because stebie will kick me
17:00 <Serenity> tg
17:00 <faux> yeah i cant see code o my phone anyway
17:00 <faux> andchat sux
17:00 <TheRon> love my way, it's a new road
17:00 <Matthew> your CELL phone
17:00 <faux> oui
17:00 <Serenity> no dis oztraya mate
17:00 <faux> telefonio
18:00 <Matthew> your telecommunication device
18:00 <Matthew> communicator 
18:00 <faux> me mobile
18:00 <Serenity> 04R07 08A09 12I11 13N04 07B08 09O12 11W
19:00 <Matthew> your space grey iPhone 6S +
19:00 <faux> ew
19:00 <faux> no
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> 04r07a08i09n12b11o13w
19:00 <Matthew> umm excuse me... why the 'ew' tbh ?
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> oh wow it works
19:00 <faux> i did iphone for years and switched 2 droidski and i will never go back pls
19:00 <Serenity> I think he may have turned the ctrl code thing off
19:00 <Serenity> im not sure tbh
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fair enough
20:00 <faux> idk the technical shit but i can do more on this phone
20:00 <faux> and i luffs it
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah iphones are easymode
20:00 <Serenity> there is no technical shit you need to know other than apple is balls
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> androids are much more useful
20:00 <Matthew> you just went 'ew' about my choice of telecommunication device
20:00 <Serenity> heheheeh apple balls
20:00 <faux> it says more about me than you
20:00 <faux> lol TheRiddler 
20:00 <faux> has apple balls
20:00 <Matthew> how pretentious 
21:00 <nevs> android for lyf
21:00 <faux> IM HUNGRY
21:00 <faux> how is that pretentios
21:00 <faux> u
21:00 <faux> its like calling me pretentious for like choc icecream if u like vanilla
21:00 <faux> pls
21:00 <faux> Choices People
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> hehe
21:00 <faux> liking*
21:00 <Matthew> I am just adding drama to an otherwise boring conversation tbh
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i could go some icecream right now
21:00 <Matthew> I apologise if this is offensive
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> a nice big tub of choc mint
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> or soemthing
22:00 <faux> i want gelato
22:00 <faux> or mango sorbs
22:00 <faux> mm
22:00 <Matthew> TheRon 
22:00 <Serenity> i want couch potato ben and jerrys
22:00 <nevs> i like chunky munky
22:00 <Serenity> or cookie dough from gelare
22:00 <faux> sux
23:00 <TheRon> yes
23:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> mmmm cookie dough icecream
23:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yes please
23:00 <Matthew> Melbourne Storm beat the Tigers 19-18 in Sydney tbh
23:00 <Matthew> just before...
25:00 <TheRon> excellent
25:00 <TheRon> can't wait till the storm start playing good footy
25:00 <Matthew> and North Melbourne get kissed on the dick from the umpires more than any other club - CUNTS
25:00 <Matthew> (apologies for the use of vulgar language for the G rated audience)
26:00 <TheRon> that's fucking ok
26:00 <Clarkson> they finger print and photo you just to get in their shit club hahahaha
26:00 <TheRon> can you say arse on here?
26:00 <Serenity> choc chip cookie dough on waffles at gelare
26:00 <Serenity> OMG
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and she says, i swear i'm not the devil
27:00 <Matthew> OK ... time for some Bieber
27:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i wanna go back to muffle co
27:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that was pretty awesome
27:00 <TheRon> nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
27:00 <faux> apology accepted
27:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Justin Bieber - Sorry (PURPOSE : The Movement) Views: 1,249,596,973 Uploader: JustinBieberVEVO Uploaded: Oct 22, 2015 Duration: 3m26s Rating: 4.52
27:00 <Matthew> it ONLY has a billion views... tbh
27:00 <TheRon> Matthew: it's just wrong
27:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ^
28:00 <nevs> i love how many thumbs down it has
28:00 <nevs> ha
28:00 <Serenity> was muffle co that place i told you to go to
28:00 <Matthew> COME ON FREMANTLE ... FUCKING HIT AND TARGET AND BEAT THESE TIN RATTLING KNOBFUCKS
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> it was pretty amazeballs
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> the food that is
28:00 <Matthew> yes!!! good timing
28:00 <Serenity> fuck my life that looked amazing
28:00 <TheRon> bit harsh
28:00 <Matthew> GO BARLOW <3 <3
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its just a stall in  the market
29:00 <faux> if my chacken wangs dont get here in 4 mins i will be making a phone call
29:00 <Matthew> ffs Fyfe ... don't tie your hair back, you look disgusting
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> but yeah, the waffle is hug
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> +e
29:00 <Matthew> leave it down and let me indulge in your sexy locks
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> like as big as my head
29:00 <Serenity> thats pretty big
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> indeed
29:00 <Serenity> ahem.
29:00 <Serenity> one day I will eat something nice lol
29:00 <Matthew> oh no Cheryl
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> it leaked all over me, it looked like a clown jizzed all over me
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> but i enjoyed it so its ok
31:00 <Matthew> Serenity = Cheryl , faux = Beryl , Doodle = Bettina , katatonic_kate01 = Denise , amsy = Noni 
31:00 <Serenity> ohh
31:00 <Serenity> good to know
31:00 <Serenity> i can pretend to be cheryl from puberty blues now
31:00 <Matthew> Maurice = Maurice
32:00 <Matthew> Picard = Berenice
32:00 <faux> lolllllllll
32:00 <TheRon> fuck it north
32:00 <faux> yay
32:00 <faux> chackens here
32:00 <Serenity> [4:29pm] <@faux> if my chacken wangs dont get here in 4 mins i will be making a phone call
32:00 <Serenity> 3 mins
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <faux> was 4 here
33:00 <faux> he was cute
33:00 <faux> but short
33:00 <Matthew> she will use her cell phone to make a very important call
33:00 <faux> hes like be careful theyte hot
33:00 <faux> im like ye they are.
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <faux> caj burnt my finger off trying to be adorable
34:00 <Serenity> loll
34:00 <faux> :D
34:00 <faux> ok i must eat and continue watching 90210
34:00 <faux> bbs amigos
34:00 <Serenity> are you watching the old one or the new one
34:00 <faux> new
35:00 <Serenity> ooh
35:00 <TheRon> is dylan still in it
35:00 <faux> i watched it when iy was on teevs for a few seasons
35:00 <faux> but it got cancelled and i was angry
35:00 <faux> um yeah dylan got kelly preg
35:00 <faux> they have a son but they arent together 
36:00 <faux> hes mentioned heaps but hasnt made an appearance yet
36:00 <Matthew> Sons & Daughters - great show
36:00 <Serenity> he looks like an old leather boot i doubt hell be on
36:00 <Serenity> haha
36:00 <faux> lol nah he showss up sometime but i cant remembwr when
37:00 <TheRon> shannon doherty i still would
37:00 <faux> her gap tooth makes me angry
37:00 <faux> and shes so boring in this new version
37:00 <faux> the way she talks and everything 
37:00 <faux> zz
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <faux> i love silverrrrrr
37:00 <faux> shes prob me fave
38:00 <Matthew> the whole cast of that show were rooting each other behind the scenes
38:00 <Matthew> it really puts the gloss off the show
38:00 <TheRon> you put a bucnh of young ppl together, what else is gonna happen
38:00 <faux> tom from the blacklist is in it
38:00 <faux> hes mr matthews the teacher
38:00 <faux> HEHE
39:00 <Matthew> I don't like sexual shenanigans played out in the media
39:00 <Serenity> i onl learned recently that melrose place was a spin off from 90210
39:00 <TheRon> yeah
39:00 <faux> oh man nostalgia
39:00 <TheRon> aaron spellin
39:00 <faux> lol heather lock..lear.. how do u spell it
39:00 <Serenity> honestly had no idea haha
39:00 <Matthew> I liked 'MODELS INC' best
39:00 <Matthew> that was also a spin off from those shows
39:00 <Serenity> locklear
40:00 <TheRon> nip/tuck?
41:00 <TheRon> i only just realised scully and mulder started sleeping together
41:00 <Matthew> talk about two overrated actors there
41:00 <TheRon> mmmmmm....salty
42:00 <Matthew> I still miss Wheel Of Fortune with John Burgess and Adriana Xenides
42:00 <TheRon> john burgess on balls of steel?
42:00 <Matthew> loved Adriana
43:00 <TheRon> was it pronounced ex en ed ees?
43:00 <Matthew> http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2010/06/07/1225876/608237-adriana-xenides.jpg
43:00 <Matthew> yes
45:00 <faux> ew poos
45:00 <faux> poppadosmsmzm
47:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i have my auto line counter now faux :
47:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> :P
48:00 <faux> huh
48:00 <faux> what r u countin
48:00 <faux> ohhhh
48:00 <faux> LOL
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> when you tell someone "you have x lines left"
48:00 <faux> my pre ban lines
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i start counting automatically
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> :P
48:00 <faux> nice work
48:00 <faux> can we test ir
48:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> not sure if it will work on myself
48:00 <Matthew> Pavlich looks about 56 today
49:00 <faux> Matthew: you have 3 lines left
49:00 <Matthew> oh thanks... 
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you have 3 lines left
49:00 <Matthew> Beryl
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you have 2 lines left
49:00 <Matthew> go
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you have 1 line left. Use it wisely...
49:00 <faux> NICE
49:00 <faux> say something ele
49:00 <faux> s
49:00 <Matthew> k
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you have no lines left!
49:00 <TheRon> go roos
49:00 <faux> lol
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> after that it stops
49:00 <Matthew> FUCK NORTH!!!! why would you want THEM to win
49:00 <faux> ill make sure i wont tell someone they have 3972272 lnes left
50:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
50:00 <TheRon> it's freo
50:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah it doesnt go based off what you say
50:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i have to do it myself
50:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its a /command i made
50:00 <Hayley> is this rite link 2 post my picy http://i68.tinypic.com/4se7g6.jpg
50:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i *could* do it based off what you say
50:00 <Matthew> post pics of vagina
50:00 <faux> ohh
50:00 <Hayley> no
50:00 <faux> nice
51:00 <Hayley> so mny links
51:00 <faux> hayley u r beautiful
51:00 <faux> like a rainbow
51:00 <Hayley> ty :)
51:00 <Hayley> it wrks
51:00 <Matthew> the most beautiful award goes to ChanOP
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> ok
52:00 <Skirmish> K just got rear ended by an uninsured driver. Who drives these days without insurance?
52:00 <faux> bbs for realsis
53:00 <TheRon> same people that are unregistered, unlisenced
54:00 <Skirmish> He's licenced. She got a photo of that. Feeling suss though because he didn't want any of her details or anything. Just said 'Got no insurance, get me some quotes'. Fuck that shit he can talk to NRMA when they call him for the money.
57:00 <TheRon> only the good die young
59:00 <TheRon> MrMark: only the good die young
01:00 <TheRon> baby baby it's a wild world
04:00 <Kynetic> ill always remember you
08:00 <TheRon> you had to be a big shot didn't ya
14:00 <robot> sometimes when Kynetic drives near my house i turn on my E.M.P.
14:00 <robot> hell have to stop in for tea then.
15:00 <Kynetic> except robot makes tea out of grass clippings
15:00 <Kynetic> cos he thinks its funny
15:00 <robot> i told u its fancy imported tea
16:00 <Kynetic> a huh
16:00 <Kynetic> but it tastes like grass clippings
16:00 <TheRon> probbaly dilmah
16:00 <Kynetic> dont be knocking on dilmah
17:00 <Kynetic> Kumahl drinks it so it must be good
17:00 <TheRon> but does kamahl?
17:00 <Kynetic> him too
18:00 <TheRon> i want to ride my bicycle, i want to ride my bike
19:00 <Kynetic> but do you want to ride it where you like
19:00 <Kynetic> ?
19:00 <TheRon> well yes
19:00 <Kynetic> what about where i like?
20:00 <TheRon> yes
20:00 <TheRon> tell her about it
21:00 <TheRon> tell her everything for real
26:00 <TheRon> you know it don't come easy
28:00 <robot> u know what i like
29:00 <robot> I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
29:00 <robot> I LIKE TO .. MOVE IT
32:00 <TheRon> i haven't been there for the longest time
32:00 <Kynetic> oh man robot
32:00 <Kynetic> that just brought back so many memories
33:00 <robot> like that time u went to dreamworld?
35:00 <robot> n thats why i spread rumours about amelia now
35:00 <robot> ohhhh
35:00 <robot> hi amelia.
35:00 <Kynetic> robot yeah.. good times
36:00 <amelia> the rumours are true
36:00 <TheRon> shilo when i was young i used to call your name
36:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> hello @ amelia 
36:00 <Kynetic> hi amelia
36:00 <Kynetic> apparently i want to get in your pants
36:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> everyone does
36:00 <Kynetic> should we set a date?
36:00 <robot> u do u were sayin it all day
37:00 <amelia> hurro demat wots up
37:00 <TheRon> i'll take a bullet, i'll get in her pants
37:00 <amelia> hai i don't really like pants
37:00 <Kynetic> i like amelia already
37:00 <robot> today Kynetic was wearing a shirt sayin surfs up
37:00 <robot> im like u dont surf
38:00 <robot> uve never surfed
38:00 <amelia> you lying little cword
38:00 <TheRon> a little fat doesn't worry me
39:00 <amelia> goshdamnit
39:00 <Kynetic> i went on the wipeout tho
41:00 <robot> doesnt count Kynetic
41:00 <robot> the water wasnt on
42:00 <Kynetic> damnit
42:00 <Kynetic> no shark anymore either
45:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> not much is up amelia
45:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im very hungry
46:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and trying to decide what to get for dinner
46:00 <amelia> chicken nuggets
47:00 <Kynetic> with sweet mustard sauce
48:00 <amelia> sweet & sour sauce
49:00 <President_Trump> sweet sweet gowchi pie
49:00 <robot> one time amelia challenged me to a lamp-off
49:00 <robot> i won but she cheated n just declared herself the winner
49:00 <Kynetic> did oyu ask her what she was doing with a linux apache mysql php stack?
50:00 <amelia> I am Lamp Champion
50:00 <robot> lol
50:00 <amelia> robot came last
50:00 <robot> Kynetic is a massive nerd
50:00 <amelia> poor effort
50:00 <robot> excuse me
50:00 <robot> i am lamp champ
50:00 <robot> i am...
50:00 <Kynetic> i resemble that remark
51:00 <amelia> take it back
51:00 <lampion> no
51:00 <ILoveLamp> he cant
51:00 <lampion> coz we
51:00 <lampion> are the laaampions
51:00 <ILoveLamp> cant take back the truth mon amie
51:00 <lampion> my friends
57:00 <morgoth> just killed 17 aborigines
57:00 <faux> holy burpfest
57:00 <morgoth> its my job
58:00 <TransAmGirl> fuck yeah morgoth awesome.......kill a few more;p
58:00 <Clarkson> wait is that penis vadge?
59:00 <British^Meat> Who's the weirdo that keeps sending bots into my room?
59:00 <British^Meat> Who's the bot-master *snigger*
59:00 <robot> me
59:00 <robot> hahahahahahahahaa
59:00 <Kynetic> no robot
59:00 <Kynetic> you just are a bot
00:00 <Kynetic> i am the botmaster
00:00 <robot> just coz u have some shiny new dust-free networking gear ok
00:00 <robot> doesnt mean u own all the bots in the world
01:00 <British^Meat> its just weird....
01:00 <Serenity> rofl wot
01:00 <Serenity> bot master...
01:00 <Serenity> wot iz dis 1999
01:00 <morgoth> now I'm going to kill some police
01:00 <President_Trump> hi Serenity how u babe?
02:00 <Serenity> hey fuck off
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> hi im good thanks kill yourself
02:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllll
03:00 <morgoth> Serenity was asked why if she's in a position of trust with BankWest she was threatening the military and telling lies
03:00 <robot> what
03:00 <Serenity> dude get off the drugs
03:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> there must be a new ice wave hitting the streets at the moment
03:00 <Skirmish> Are you making threats against he military again Serenity?
03:00 <Serenity> apparently
04:00 <Kynetic> robot dusted his networking gear before he gave it to me
04:00 <Kynetic> it was cute
04:00 <Kynetic> watching him use a duster
04:00 <morgoth> well, we shot all the abbos in our unit
04:00 <Kynetic> i dont think he's ever used it before 
04:00 <robot> it had been sitting there a while ok
04:00 <morgoth> seems they were making an offer on the property
04:00 <British^Meat> What happened to morgoth? why is he broken suddenly?
04:00 <Serenity> is that code for something or are you two really sharing nerd gear
04:00 <Kynetic> no
05:00 <Kynetic> we're literally sharing nerd gear
05:00 <Serenity> no idea who it even is British^Meat
05:00 <British^Meat> maybe was always broken?
05:00 <Serenity> most likely
05:00 <Kynetic> this one time i went over to robots for dinner but i turned up early and he was wearing a frilly apron
05:00 <morgoth> genociding aborigines is legal, they're not even approaching human like jews
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> did he look pretty?
05:00 <faux> ehehehe
05:00 <Kynetic> he refused to take it off though and pretended like it wasnt there
06:00 <Kynetic> i didnt mention it
06:00 <robot> morgoth meth will do nasty things to ur brain
06:00 <faux> robot dusts his surfaces
06:00 <Serenity> did he have no pants on Kynetic
06:00 <robot> its true
06:00 <Serenity> please say yes
06:00 <Kynetic> ummm
06:00 <faux> excusr me guise
06:00 <robot> ur scured
06:00 <robot> scusdd
06:00 <Kynetic> if i say yes but its a lie will that be ok?
06:00 <robot> scused.
06:00 <Serenity> yeah thats ok
06:00 <Kynetic> yes
06:00 <Kynetic> he had no pants on
06:00 <Serenity> woo
06:00 <robot> to be fair
06:00 <faux> i just ate messy chacken wangs and me nail polish isstill in tact 
06:00 <robot> i rarely do wear pants
06:00 <robot> pix
06:00 <faux> take more pix
06:00 <morgoth> this is like the time Obama tried give Angela Merkel orders and ended up getting raped on his desk
07:00 <faux> oh
07:00 <Kynetic> why are you eating chacken wangs?
07:00 <Serenity> that deserves a little kid on the beach fist pump meme
07:00 <faux> why not
07:00 <robot> trade pix
07:00 <Kynetic> and what are chacken anyway and why are you eating their wangs?
07:00 <Serenity> 'ate chaken with nail polish'
07:00 <Serenity> 'still inb tact'
07:00 <faux> ehehehe
07:00 <faux> amen sister
07:00 <Serenity> without the typos
08:00 <morgoth> that black arse going for it on the oval office desk
08:00 <Serenity> faux can you give one of your line warnings
08:00 <Serenity> lets see if we can go for 3/3
08:00 <morgoth> wut?
08:00 <faux> lolol 
08:00 <faux> morgoth m8
08:00 <faux> you have 5 lines left 
08:00 <morgoth> faux?
08:00 <faux> use them wisely
08:00 <morgoth> well if you're going to issue ultimatums...
08:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> You have 4 lines left, morgoth
08:00 <Serenity> 4
09:00 <Serenity> 3
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
09:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
09:00 <British^Meat> hah
09:00 <British^Meat> i bet hes pouting
09:00 <Serenity> why do they have to be weird
09:00 <robot> coz
09:00 <robot> they suck dicks
10:00 <Serenity> sucking something thats for sure
10:00 <robot> colours is me mate
10:00 <robot> hey colours
10:00 <Serenity> plot twist couleurs is morgoth
10:00 <robot> lol
10:00 <British^Meat> lol
10:00 <couleurs> hi it's me morg... couleurs 
11:00 <Serenity> its-a-me morgourleurs
12:00 <faux> LOL
12:00 <couleurs> a goth who works in a morgue? isn't that ironic - alien manisette
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> isn't that balsamic?
12:00 <faux> yay
12:00 <faux> sarah check your telefono
12:00 <faux> hi colores
12:00 <faux> tryina upload a pic of me nails 4 robot but me hand is so fat its takin a damn while
13:00 <robot> lol
13:00 <Serenity> i did mate you check yours
13:00 <robot> that's okay, i need to do a poo so that'll buy you a couple of minutes.
13:00 <robot> itspoopagain.png
13:00 <couleurs> cool!!!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <faux> LOLLLLLL
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nothing makes me more comfortable than talking about bodily functions
15:00 <faux> ehe
15:00 <faux> ye im ok w me poopsexuality
15:00 <Skirmish> Not even this teddy bear? http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/4917FB2F-B5D4-4AE6-B1B8-BAB1433FB5C1_zpsllgz6csw.jpg
15:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that teddy bear looks delicious
15:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> rub some salt and seasoning into him
15:00 <Skirmish> Deep fried cuddles.
15:00 <Serenity> i thought about you while I peed earlier WiDe^AnGeL
15:00 <Serenity> fyi
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> thanks that really means a lot
16:00 <Serenity> np x0x
16:00 <faux> woah woah woah
17:00 <Doodle> she's a layyyyde
17:00 <Doodle> h
17:00 <faux> i thought i was the only one u think of in the bathroom
17:00 <faux> or is that poos
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im pretty sure yours is poops
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> speaking of turds
19:00 <partay> Who here ever solved a rubiks cube ?
20:00 <Skirmish> Never had the patience to persist with it.
20:00 <partay> Well if anyone has Im here to tell you that you are shit
20:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/2680764425304064/
21:00 <partay> until you do 3 at once while juggling
21:00 <Serenity> I think of you when im the shower too faux
22:00 <faux> i can only do 3 sides 
22:00 <faux> before throwing it at a wall 
22:00 <faux> eheee sez
22:00 <partay> i did that then put it back together.. win 
23:00 <Doodle> i do some of my best thinking in the shower
23:00 <Doodle> i really should pop off and have a long hard think later
23:00 <Serenity> my brother can do rubix cubes so fast
23:00 <Serenity> its cray
24:00 <partay> Doodle what you actually do rythmes with thinking
24:00 <partay> ooompa
24:00 <Doodle> ummmm
24:00 <robot> loompa
24:00 <partay> hola
24:00 <robot> ..
24:00 <robot> doompety-doo
25:00 <faux> my turn
25:00 <ooomp> Hello partay
25:00 <ooomp> Hello Doodle
25:00 <Doodle> dox pox
25:00 <ooomp> Hello robot
25:00 <Doodle> hai ooomp
25:00 <ooomp> Hello faux
25:00 <robot> nice.
25:00 <faux> Hello
25:00 <robot> ur supposed to follow hello faux up with whaddaya know
25:00 <robot> rhymes
25:00 <couleurs> Hallo
26:00 <ooomp> I can't say hello without that damn Adele song 
26:00 <ooomp> Runs through my head all the time
26:00 <Doodle> i cant say welcome without welcome to the jungle playing in my head
26:00 <ooomp> You're just weird 
26:00 <Doodle> mean
27:00 <faux> i cant say supercalafragahrciosiaksnxk without etc
27:00 <Doodle> hehee
27:00 <couleurs> i can't say goodbye without goodbye yello blak rowd - eltan joaen.mp3
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <faux> LOL
27:00 <Doodle> eltan is what u get on the beach in cancun
27:00 <Doodle> /dad
28:00 <couleurs> Hot.
28:00 <robot> nice, Doodle.
28:00 <robot> nice.
29:00 <Doodle> since you're a robot and all
29:00 <Doodle> can u go exercise for me
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <ooomp> Don't be lazy Doodle
29:00 <Doodle> i can if i want
29:00 <Doodle> i'm an adult
29:00 <ooomp> Lazy = fat
29:00 <ooomp> Chop chop
30:00 <robot> Doodle no one would ever believe u cycled at 15,000rpm
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <faux> oh no
30:00 <faux> Dixon broke up w silver
30:00 <faux> :'(
30:00 <Doodle> dixon fire
30:00 <Doodle> me pron name
31:00 <robot> do u need some cream for that
31:00 <faux> jus fuk a snoeman
31:00 <Doodle> nah its soerted, workcover
31:00 <Doodle> SOERYEFCVJJ
33:00 <ooomp> Doodle, is it cold in 'rat
33:00 <Doodle> 10 degrees
34:00 <British^Meat> Doodle, have you got the chalice?
34:00 <Doodle> no its just the way me dressing gown rucks up
34:00 <ooomp> Are you keeping your pussy warm?
35:00 <British^Meat> bwhaha
35:00 <Doodle> ye
35:00 <ooomp> Good. Poor cat has to endure a fair bit
35:00 <ooomp> ;)
35:00 <faux> bwhaha
40:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
42:00 <ooomp> Cat's breath smells like cat food
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ave, eunt emporium
50:00 <partay> wb ooompa
52:00 <ooomp> Ta
52:00 <ooomp> Doodle, probably: http://i.imgur.com/TNxc7rs.gifv
53:00 <zaim> everytime i cooked for my ex.. she gave me amazing sex and was the nicest cunt ever.
54:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12998697_724596531011034_8334961826787060183_n.jpg?oh=a1aaf6c0f6d8d1ee7df2a00968f5761c&oe=57B03CBA
55:00 <partay> Ron Jeremy you magnificant bastard
56:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12963517_562825440588600_6062501671458001876_n.jpg?oh=059845c4504348de41f910369491e8c0&oe=57BA0B8B&__gda__=1471448975_de3794ace836369b7919a904c6992427
56:00 <faux> ok
57:00 <couleurs> ok
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ok
58:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
58:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> now fellas
58:00 <couleurs> everytime i look in this channel ppl talking about ron jeremy 
58:00 <partay> couleurs be like Ron
59:00 <couleurs> ok
59:00 <morgoth> ron jeremy was a classic
59:00 <partay> yes he is 
03:00 <morgoth> almost as funny as the japanese building on a fault line then blaming other people when theres an earthquake
03:00 <partay> lol
03:00 <partay> those funny japs 
03:00 <Clarkson> i get off on drinking wine not wank videos
04:00 <morgoth> http://i.livescience.com/images/i/000/063/583/original/heroin-works.jpg?1394606117
05:00 <morgoth> https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/FsKpWEIQOYJ_2M4bW9cKyqkdyNk=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4053606/129378493.0.jpg
06:00 <partay> morgoth you got the dt's?
06:00 <morgoth> http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2016/02/10/addicted-to-heroin-trump-says-blame-the-mexicans/jcr:content/image.crop.800.500.jpg/48506776.cached.jpg
08:00 <morgoth> http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3067341.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Heroin.png
11:00 <Lumeah2> partay:  cock? 
11:00 <morgoth> http://www.substance.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Anatoly-Rakhimbaev-7-2-7309591.jpg
12:00 <robot> what
12:00 <robot> with the urls
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> no seriously, take a second
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ALL of the drug fucked people in here
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> all post random nonsensicle shit
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> -le +al
13:00 <robot> l;ol
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its drugs man
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's all it is
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> in their mind they are telling a really deep story about the struggles of the bolcheviks
14:00 <robot> yeah
15:00 <couleurs> yeah
15:00 <faux> yeah
15:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> confuscious say you dont realise how cluttered desk is until you spill glass
15:00 <nevs> ive spent 2 hours watching twitch meltdown compilations 
16:00 <nevs> fml
16:00 <faux> excusr me
16:00 <Serenity> chris beagle beehhh
16:00 <faux> those are two hours that could have been used watchinf teh blacky
16:00 <nevs> oh its happening
16:00 <nevs> i checked and im not starting work till 12 tomorrow
16:00 <nevs> itsawn
16:00 <faux> woooo
17:00 <nevs> #itsawn #ripnevs #typinghashtagsinirc #merk
17:00 <TheRiddler> sezz
17:00 <faux> sux
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> #strongwoman #independent #womenslivesmatter
17:00 <TheRiddler> can I get the key for the chan
17:00 <President_Trump> hey fauxy how u babe?
17:00 <TheRiddler> ffs jerome
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> goodbyte\
18:00 <Serenity> thats onot jerome
18:00 <faux> thats not jerome
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> thats note jermome
18:00 <Serenity> dagnome
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ripbishop
19:00 <Serenity> that was jerome
19:00 <TheRiddler> oh
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <couleurs> i'm yer homie
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i wish my mum would blow me
21:00 <couleurs> ok
22:00 <TheRiddler> keep it in the family
23:00 <couleurs> ok
23:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i dont really, she's not that attractive
25:00 <faux> wtf
26:00 <faux> sometimes backspace
26:00 <faux> pls
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <Doodle> filth
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <slower> or a different room?
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah this one is fine
26:00 <TheRiddler> #incest
27:00 <couleurs> Oh Boy 
27:00 <TheRiddler> I'm sure there's 1 on undernet
27:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> guaranteed
27:00 <TheRiddler> there
27:00 <TheRiddler> s
27:00 <TheRiddler> a dog fucking chan on there
27:00 <couleurs> sssssss
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <couleurs> ok
27:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> dugfuckersareus
27:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> heh
28:00 <Serenity> you cunts are fucked
28:00 <couleurs> `ban 4 both
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i will rekt you
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> http://i.imgur.com/Uebka2y.jpg
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> much like this guy will
29:00 <faux> WiDe^AnGeL u have 3 lines left 
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <Serenity> hahahah
30:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/RsGMm-K0yQM
30:00 <faux> YES
30:00 <Floss> Omg so get baked, eat cheese tastiest and big red tomato soup
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chocolate Chunk Cake Batter Cookies | Episode 1045 Views: 3,990 Uploader: Laura in the Kitchen Uploaded: Apr 17, 2016 Duration: 6m32s Rating: 4.94
30:00 <Floss> It is changing my life right now
30:00 <Floss> Toasties*
30:00 <faux> cheese tastiest
30:00 <faux> oh
30:00 <Floss> I'm so happy
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> Floss you just missed our bestiality convo
30:00 <faux> lol i thought that said chocolate cunt cake batter
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> better luck next time
30:00 <faux> i was like fuk ye
32:00 <couleurs> me 2
33:00 <Floss> Oh that sounded fabulous
33:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF9Azmqw4MI
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sexual Chocolate Views: 321,817 Uploader: moevario Uploaded: Feb 27, 2011 Duration: 4m25s Rating: 4.86
34:00 <Floss> I am watching wilfred I've made cupcakes
34:00 <robot> u were like fuk ye
35:00 <couleurs> :p
39:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i want to know you, better than i know my-sellllf
40:00 <faux> ffs i hate when im watching recipes and dumb cunts comment like "can i use regular salt instead of sea salt"
40:00 <faux> NOYOU ABSOLUTELY MAY NOT YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE WILL EXPLODE
41:00 <Doodle> u have to use himalayan rock salt
41:00 <Doodle> der
43:00 <Serenity> pink
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> 13pink
44:00 <faux> thats what i have here
44:00 <faux> cos its pink and oh so pretty
45:00 <couleurs> pl
45:00 <couleurs> ki
45:00 <couleurs> uj
45:00 <robot> https://imgur.com/gallery/ykk5USz
45:00 <morgoth> I'm sewing badges on my scout uniform
46:00 <robot> me eating oysters
46:00 <partay> im in the shower
48:00 <couleurs> prics
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> morgoth is 4th dan
52:00 <faux> SMD
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> faux, you are a beautiful fucking 04r07 08a09 12i11 13n04 07b08 09o12 11w
53:00 <Clarkson> ballarat is in middle of bum fuck and no where
53:00 <faux> LOL
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you can't say i don't deliver on my promises
54:00 <faux> lolll
54:00 <Serenity> there beter be a flood control on that
55:00 <Serenity> beter..
55:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its only for her
55:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> if she floods me off i'll be very cross
55:00 <faux> ye its only me cos im fantastic
55:00 <faux> and i willn't
55:00 <faux> i am not Mean
55:00 <faux> ok i am
55:00 <faux> but w/evs
56:00 <couleurs> I Can't Belife It's Not Beter
56:00 <faux> lmao
56:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> your could never offend, your dirty words come out clean
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> 8drums*
57:00 <Serenity> id make him flood on purpose
59:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you would because you're a jerk
00:00 <Serenity> yep
00:00 <Floss> Lol
00:00 <Floss> Icing
03:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> http://i.imgur.com/OnCsgNY.jpg
05:00 <Floss> I have a new appreciation for wilfred
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's because wilfred is top dog
07:00 <morgoth> sex & violence
07:00 <Clarkson> ah why did you cunts NOT tell me sons of anarchy season 6 was out! 
07:00 <couleurs> sons a biches
13:00 <Floss> Neel kolhatkar is funny
16:00 <Doodle> bless u
16:00 <faux> is he the little Indian  from melb
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so whats garn on
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i just fished some smegma out with a q-tip from the right side of my dick's mushroom head
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> thats about it
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> what about you george?
18:00 <Doodle> :/
18:00 <Serenity> You're  fucking repulsive 
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i've got a good imagination
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's all
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ur a faggot m8
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you are just jealous
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> it's ok i understand
19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im only interestsd in ladies
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> is that why you were sending me cock pics last night
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> nah
20:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> wasnt me
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> pretty sure it was
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> you kbow how i know it wasnt me
21:00 <faux> cos u like coldplay
21:00 <faux> wait what
21:00 <faux> wrong line
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> lol
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cos.i.was busy last night with 2 girls.sucking me cock
21:00 <faux> U KNOW HOW I KNOW UR GAY
21:00 <Clarkson> u know old cunts with the horseshoe
21:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i was too busy ta txt ya m8
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you have a good imagination too georgeandwell-alpha
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks 
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> sup creep
21:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> just finished work
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai riddler
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
23:00 <TheRiddler> I made steak carne asada
23:00 <TheRiddler> adasa
23:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> what did you just call me
23:00 <TheRiddler> there's no drugs in these
23:00 <TheRiddler> :P
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> what??
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> steake whata?
23:00 <faux> carne is meat in spanish so u made steak meat
23:00 <faux> Nce
23:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yes i feel emphatic about not being static
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> blame el paso
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <faux> old el paso
24:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i has cc's with dip
24:00 <faux>  couleurs w dip
24:00 <TheRiddler> it is asada actually
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is it exactly?
25:00 <Floss> I'm all out of love
25:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.plateful.com.au/brands/old-el-paso/restaurante/steak-carne-asada-soft-taco-kit
25:00 <Floss> I'm so lost without you
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im right here Floss
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> xoxo
25:00 <faux> roasted meat
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right…. 
25:00 <Floss> Thanks pet
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> np
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i am ok with being a pet because it means i get stroked
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> so…what’s the difference between a fajitas and roasted acada meat lol
26:00 <faux> do u also leave hair onthe  couch
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> back hair, i bet!
27:00 <TheRiddler> nothing except what veges are used 
28:00 <TheRiddler> tomato n avo instead capsicum
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… well there you go
28:00 <TheRiddler> and salsa
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah not back hair
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> sometimes pubes
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, wear some undies!
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> why? im the only one that lives here
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> on the lounge, please!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> so no one visits, ever?
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> not one person
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmkay then. Carry on pube king
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> I will, ty.
29:00 <TheRiddler> afro bush
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah, mine aren't tight and curly
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> they are more relaxed
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and wispy
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> like an old mans beard
30:00 <faux> £<[] }<
30:00 <faux> oops
30:00 <faux> stop it*
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> whispy pube king 
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ^
30:00 <faux> WPK
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
30:00 <faux> ^^
30:00 <faux> what are we ^ing at
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ~WPK~
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> your WPK
31:00 <WiSpY^PuBe^KiNg> bow down to me
31:00 <WiSpY^PuBe^KiNg> mere mortals
31:00 <WiSpY^PuBe^KiNg> what with your short, curly, thick pubic hair
31:00 <robot> hi kate
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai robot - sup?
32:00 <robot> just hanging out.
32:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/t2q4G0t.jpg
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice - me too.
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> fan on, yew. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Not sure what i’d do with out me fan…. 
33:00 <robot> HAHAHAHAHAH ADAM DRIVER
33:00 <robot> his ears
33:00 <faux> i lovr adam driver in girls
33:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you could hold onto them while he's giving you gobbies
34:00 <faux> like girls the tv show
34:00 <faux>  not insidr girls
34:00 <faux> .
34:00 <robot> when i saw the force awakens all i could see was him from girls
34:00 <robot> i was like HES NOT A DARK SIDE GUY
34:00 <robot> lol
34:00 <faux> what
34:00 <faux> do you watch girls
34:00 <robot> gf does
34:00 <faux> DO YOU
34:00 <faux> oh nice 
34:00 <faux> she rocks
35:00 <robot> i couldn't fkn stand shoshanna
35:00 <robot> she talks like a hyena
35:00 <faux> LOL
35:00 <robot> i just want to murder her
35:00 <faux> yeah shes quirky
35:00 <faux> shes so japanese this season
35:00 <faux> shes more tolerable
35:00 <couleurs> only when their showering ;)
35:00 <faux> same as marine i hated her like so much up until a few eps ago
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
35:00 <faux> lol marine
35:00 <faux> marnie*
35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn?
36:00 <faux> fuck of George  alpha cunt
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn ay?
36:00 <robot> ALPACA TAYLOR LAUTNER
36:00 <robot> ahahahahah
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just wana know m8
36:00 <robot> thats the english one hey
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn
36:00 <robot> wait
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> you fucking off?
36:00 <robot> marnie is the hot one
36:00 <faux> you have 2 lines left
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> fark all or wut m8?
37:00 <faux> oh
37:00 <faux> excellent 
37:00 <faux> didnt even have to count down
37:00 <faux> damn
37:00 <morgoth> how many lines have you had faux?
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ay hows it garn
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> You have 1 line left georgeandwell-alpha. Use it wisely...
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <faux> robot would you bone lena dunham
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn mates
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> 0 lines left, georgeandwell-alpha
37:00 <TheRiddler> flossahh
37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> boot
37:00 <TheRiddler> ooops
37:00 <robot> lol
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
37:00 <faux> eheh
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ok ok i need to set up a permanent client for this
38:00 <faux> LOL
38:00 <faux> ok calm down
38:00 <robot> i may refrain from answering that
38:00 <faux> lolll why
38:00 <robot> okay
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> gotta set up some rules too
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> like does the count reset if they leave
38:00 <robot> if i was single of course,
38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> or does it reset after a certain amount of time
38:00 <robot> i would consider it.
38:00 <faux> nooo youre gonna ruin it
39:00 <faux> dont make it something terrible demat
39:00 <faux> ty
39:00 <faux> lol robot
39:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> the possibilities
39:00 <Serenity> no ok calm down
39:00 <faux> shes naked in literally every ep like ive seen her vagina more than mine
39:00 <robot> lol yeah
39:00 <robot> she's not my usual type, but she's kind of funny and quirky
39:00 <TheRiddler> sounds like a good show :p
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> what’s your usual type?
40:00 <faux> i admire her confidence w her body but like some nudity is v unecessary lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> less vagina, more undies?
40:00 <robot> lol
40:00 <robot> erm
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <robot> hmm
41:00 <partay> def more clothes 
41:00 <robot> my type.  i guess i don't have a type so much as there are some types i wouldn't have
41:00 <faux> like nigs
41:00 <robot> lol
41:00 <partay> robot has a type 
41:00 <faux> no one wants a medium rare vagina tysm
41:00 <Clarkson> but when you're eating shit
41:00 <robot> my friends say my standards are high
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
41:00 <partay> shes in the upper eshalon
41:00 <robot> partay has actually met my gf
41:00 <partay> I have
42:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> vaginas should always be rare
42:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> just not bleeding
42:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> *badoom tssh*
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> soooo your gf would be less vagina more undies
42:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllll
42:00 <Clarkson> [05:27:13] trap is crap music too
42:00 <faux> eshalon
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s one trait you like
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
42:00 <TheRiddler> trap is crap
42:00 <Clarkson> there is 9g of protein per cum shot
42:00 <faux> i like when partay tries 
42:00 <partay> robot's gf is quality
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> so not a crack whore
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s a good thing!
42:00 <faux> ive seen a pic shes cute id poke her a vagina  little
42:00 <partay> oh the typo faux
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <faux> vagina a little*
43:00 <robot> lol
43:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i bet robots ladyfriend wears glasses
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> like…. stuart little
43:00 <robot> why do you say that, WiDe^AnGeL
43:00 <faux> look m8 its not a typo if you cant spell it
43:00 <robot> OH
43:00 <robot> OH!
43:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> it's just something i can tell
43:00 <amelia> wot is wrong wif glasses
43:00 <robot> because i'm ugly?
43:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i'm a good character builder
43:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nothing at all amelia
43:00 <TheRiddler> dont tell ppl aaron's secret buff formula clarky
43:00 <Clarkson> Lollol yeah... cock fight
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> only fat peeps wear them
43:00 <Serenity> glasses are hot
43:00 <partay> robot wins
43:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> glasses are great
43:00 <faux> wait what
43:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <amelia> kate must wear glasses too
44:00 <robot> she does, yes
44:00 <TheRiddler> hai afeelia
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> see
44:00 <faux> lmao
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i knew it :)
44:00 <faux> Amelia 
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im good at this
44:00 <amelia> haiiiiiiii
44:00 <robot> glasses r best
44:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAH faux :P
44:00 <robot> always had a thing for glasses
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i don’t actually!
44:00 <morgoth> I love posing in front of the mirrors at the gym
44:00 <Serenity> cause shes a fatamouse
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah me too
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fattopotamus
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> glasses and dyed hair
44:00 <faux> i love banning dickheads who pose in front of the mirrors at the gym
44:00 <Serenity> loool
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
45:00 <partay> robot strut for faux
45:00 <robot> lol
45:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/6z6PB1I
45:00 <robot> you know i strut anyway
45:00 <Trevor> wot
45:00 <faux> he showed me his chris p nuts earlier
45:00 <faux> we all good
45:00 <partay> strut is just robot backwards
46:00 <faux> ehe
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor, i knew you were old. Can you hurry up and die!
46:00 <faux> spoida man
46:00 <robot> pider man.
46:00 <faux> fungina
47:00 <robot> faux have you seen italian spiderman
47:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU
47:00 <faux> no
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Italian Spiderman Trailer Views: 5,977,718 Uploader: dariotown Uploaded: Nov 8, 2007 Duration: 3m20s Rating: 4.75
47:00 <robot> i just like saying it like he says it
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reckon indian spider man would be pretty funny
47:00 <robot> italian.. SPIDER-MAHN.
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i imagine he’d have awesome bollywood moves
48:00 <robot> actione!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> um…. I think that is porn robot
48:00 <robot> what's wrong with porn, kate?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing. 
49:00 <faux> indian superman is me fave
49:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/5_8EtNaqIbI
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Indian Superman! Views: 336,937 Uploader: Andriy Uploaded: Jan 18, 2016 Duration: 1m15s Rating: 4.80
49:00 <robot> how often do you watch porn?
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> porn stops me from going out and raping old women because i am a devout christian
49:00 <faux> look
49:00 <robot> lol
49:00 <faux> backspacr
49:00 <TheRiddler> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/58/9b/589be3e50ef55106894deaec6195b8f9.jpg
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> my life has no backspace faux
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> super-super-super-super-man
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> onwards and upwards
49:00 <robot> lol kate
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS bollywood dancing
50:00 <robot> that dancin tho
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah,
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <faux> yoire welcome
50:00 <TheRiddler> oh
50:00 <TheRiddler> nsfw
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> why is he wearing high heeled boots
50:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that wasnt nsfw TheRiddler
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> indian superman is super GAY!
50:00 <TheRiddler> it's from suicide girls
50:00 <faux> lmao
50:00 <faux> shup kate
51:00 <faux> he rules
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah but she's not showing tits
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck indian batman = nightmares
51:00 <faux> look up indoan chu k notfis
51:00 <faux> .
51:00 <robot> indian chuck norris
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <faux> indian chuck norris
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> doing it
51:00 <faux> yes
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <faux> ty robot
51:00 <robot> :)(
51:00 <faux> STOP
51:00 <faux> smolebot
51:00 <faux> smole
51:00 <TheRiddler> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/62/e6/62e69fc8196b3394b122397cf6e1146d.jpg nsfw
51:00 <faux> FFFFFUCK
52:00 <robot> loo
52:00 <robot> l
52:00 <TheRiddler> also
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG  indian chuck norris looks like my neighbour 
52:00 <faux> oops me tit fell out 
52:00 <faux> - suicide girl
52:00 <robot> /janet jackson
52:00 <faux> ehy r they called suicidr girls 
52:00 <TheRiddler> why is my sg account messed up
52:00 <faux> do they kill themselves idgi
52:00 <TheRiddler> and not showing a subscription
53:00 <TheRiddler> idk why
53:00 <TheRiddler> ask sezz
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you’ve over viewd!
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah suicidegirls are all basically just women with tattoos who like getting their tits out
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its all about internet fame
53:00 <VaginaRhymeswithFun> no idea shy
53:00 <BeanCurd> Give us ya fucking monet cunt
53:00 <faux> i know what they are
53:00 <faux> bt like
53:00 <TheRiddler> oh
53:00 <VaginaRhymeswithFun> why**
53:00 <faux> idg the name 
53:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> are there suicide boys?
54:00 <robot> SereneVagina
54:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i always thuoght it was because they did it because they had nothign left in life
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> guys with tatts and beards, dicks out?
54:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> so putting their nudes on the internet didnt matter
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Id pay to see that prob
54:00 <TheRiddler> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/50/a5/50a52340641d11543de8f8eb2079aa99.jpg nsfw
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin’ ranga
55:00 <robot> what do you have against red hair kate
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ranga?
55:00 <Serenity> your account  looks alright to me ash?
55:00 <TheRiddler> hmmm
55:00 <faux> did u search for naked children with glasses
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <couleurs> their called suicide girls cos when you masturbate over them it makes you wanna question you're life...........
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol cc
56:00 <couleurs> thx amsy
56:00 <TheRiddler> good 1
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <couleurs> wait a second
56:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> np Beryl
56:00 <faux> lmaoo
56:00 <Trevor> do i have 2 wait?
56:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of
56:00 <TheRiddler> I had a image to show her
56:00 <couleurs> Hot.
57:00 <Serenity> According to Missy, the term "suicide girl" comes from Chuck Palahniuk's novel Survivor (1999): "It's the same with these suicide girls calling me up."[5]
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's a lie
57:00 <couleurs> that 1 a good book
57:00 <Serenity> lolll at this movie
57:00 <TheRiddler> couleurs is cultured
58:00 <Serenity> "this wheezing bag of dick tips"
58:00 <Serenity> aahahaha
58:00 <TheRiddler> what are you watching?
58:00 <Serenity> deadpool
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah chuck is a legend!
00:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/am9bQGy_460s.jpg
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> he wrote fight club
00:00 <robot> my childhood @ 11pm on a saturday night, when i could sneak out into the living room when my parents were asleep --> https://youtu.be/wWGhntjYUGU?t=793
00:00 <amelia> ok i am bored
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eat Carpet 1 (**contains adult material**) Views: 1,927 Uploader: Maximus Headroom Uploaded: Jun 9, 2012 Duration: 57m31s Rating: 5.00
00:00 <amelia> who is gonna entertain @ me
00:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
00:00 <robot> amelia entertain yourself
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA! I think most peeps did when eat carpet was on
00:00 <amelia> no
01:00 <robot> yeah i think i've mentioned it before on irc i just can't believ it's actually on yt
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> I also think you prob needed to drop a few trips to grasp the content
01:00 <TheRiddler> is this a lesbian show
01:00 <robot> yeh
01:00 <robot> how old are you TheRiddler?
01:00 <TheRiddler> oh
01:00 <couleurs> yea eat carpet had some freaky shit
01:00 <Clarkson> i care about beer boobs and sport
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaky lol that’s an understatement
02:00 <robot> was it before ur time faux
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> eat carpet is great
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would have been
02:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> it introduced me to ghost in the shell
03:00 <Trevor> tell me more
03:00 <TheRiddler> I remember that
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> didn’t it go eat carpet followed by some weirdo foreign film?
03:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> or maybe i just watched Rage after eat carpet....
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> so long ago
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <robot> if it wasn't right after there were definitely ones nearby
04:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> eat carpet was like, weird short films
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
04:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and then yeah, normally something foreign afterwards, full length
04:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> which is probably where i saw gits
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
05:00 <faux> is what beforr my time robot
05:00 <robot> eat carpet
05:00 <couleurs> it's when 56k was too slow to load boobs.jpg
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> or dick!
05:00 <robot> goodnight
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
05:00 <couleurs> SBS: special boobs service
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nini mr roboto
06:00 <robot> ciao
06:00 <couleurs> Chow
06:00 <robot> no colours ciao ok we talked about this
06:00 <Serenity> SBS = sex boobs soccer
06:00 <robot> nite
06:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <couleurs> Ciao U L8er
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> nicely summed up
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> do peeps actually say ciao?
07:00 <`Madman> join #chatzone
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
07:00 <couleurs> abc = a boobs cool
07:00 <swazowers> Yyes
07:00 <swazowers> in italy
07:00 <couleurs> only italiens say it
07:00 <couleurs> Ciao Bella Mama Mia Pizza
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <couleurs> wtf people are uploading my kitchen rules to torrent websites
08:00 <couleurs> why......
08:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's how you know you made  it
08:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> in the tv scene
09:00 <couleurs> Weird!!!!!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do peeps have long rants on FB
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHY
10:00 <TheRiddler> there's alot of interesting games on steam
11:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> people have long rants on fb because they think people care
11:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> people don't care
11:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> they only have you on FB to be sticky beaks
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> like i don’t wanna know about your 2 miscarrages and depression… keep that shit to yo’ self!
12:00 <Clarkson> u love bastard
12:00 <couleurs> every1 on face book is a pengiun?
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yes, exactly
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just wanna see cake, and pictures of cake on FB
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s bout it. b
13:00 <Serenity> so delete them
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> what i want to see on fb is the cleavage of the women i have on fb
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and thats about it
15:00 <couleurs> someone cool made a page of all the hot girls at melb uni but it got deleted 
15:00 <Serenity> one of the not hot girls prob reported it
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i got a sign this petition to pull down the melb uni pag
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> e
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> outlander has the best TV sex scene?
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> dunno, does it?
18:00 <couleurs> i'm going to make a cool page of all the average girls at rmit and then... uh nevermind
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i think thats actually a good idea
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> average and homely women don't get enough praise
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> do it!
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> do it
19:00 <couleurs> i'm going 2 b famouse!!!!!!!
19:00 <TheRiddler> let's see what is on netflix
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> count your blessings, seduce a stranger
19:00 <couleurs> news.com.au guy from irc makes page about average girls and every1 loves him
19:00 <TheRiddler> I thought the best tv sex scene was buffy the vampire slayer lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> buffy :|
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> the best tv sex scene is the philipino whore one that i streamed to my media center
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hated buffy 
24:00 <GoldSpade> shes a dik head ay
24:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah mate
26:00 <couleurs> agreed.
27:00 <couleurs> DJ^SHaTs
27:00 <TheRiddler> oh red planet is the carrie anne moss 1
27:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> dropping the hottest nightclub beats since 89
28:00 <TheRiddler> the only thing I remember about this movie is carrie naked
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> she did a shower scene
29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> is she a dickhead but?
29:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember
29:00 <TheRiddler> she is in jessica jones
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> I'm guessing they had to widen the footage whenever she is on screen so you can see her :P
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that cos she is large and in charge?
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <TheRiddler> because she's super skinny
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
36:00 <TheRiddler> there's an ep of family guy where they do gags about it
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
45:00 <Serenity> god the one  liners in this movie
45:00 <Serenity> fucking lol
56:00 <thestig> http://imgur.com/i83DBpo
56:00 <thestig> what movie
56:00 <Serenity> deadpool 
59:00 <thestig> good movie
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