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00:00 <Serenity> ive got deep heat on the front of my legs voltarin on the back and i took mersyndol
00:00 <Serenity> it still hurts
00:00 <Serenity> rofl
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ibprofen helps wif inflammation 
01:00 <Doodle> so does weed
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no
01:00 <Serenity> i ran out of both of those
01:00 <Doodle> it bloody does
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> it does not help wif swelling
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> it helps with pain
01:00 <Doodle> it does
02:00 <Doodle> dont u fucken come the raw prawn with me love
02:00 <Serenity> i dont really have swelling anyway
02:00 <Serenity> its just tight muscles
02:00 <Doodle> orly
02:00 <Doodle> how tight
02:00 <Doodle> like snap a pencil tight?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> er don’t have raw prawns!
02:00 <Serenity> tighter than a 5th grader
02:00 <Doodle> looool
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i’m stuck on the lounge
03:00 <Serenity> thats alright ill finish me movie then go to bed
03:00 <Serenity> and demand some molestation
04:00 <Serenity> i cant move fix me up kenny
04:00 <faux> gimme summa dat molestation pls
04:00 <Doodle> yay faux
04:00 <faux> ye?
04:00 <faux> oh
04:00 <faux> R U EXCITED 2 C ME DOODIE
04:00 <Doodle> ofc
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> big kev excited?
04:00 <faux> that makes me heart smile
04:00 <faux> lets bone
04:00 <Doodle> lmao
04:00 <faux> i mean hi
04:00 <Doodle> k
04:00 <Doodle> hiiiiii
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <faux> hows it 
05:00 <Doodle> now that faux is here she can put the kettle on
05:00 <faux> faux is putting nothing on tyvm
05:00 <Doodle> oer
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Doodle> pox
05:00 <faux> faux juat took her clothes off and Hopped into bed
05:00 <Doodle> in trip
05:00 <faux> oops i scared kara
05:00 <faux> soz
06:00 <Doodle> its ok she is a bitch anyway
06:00 <Clarkson> did anyone see that flag someone took to a kanye west concert of kim kardashian in her sex tape?
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <faux> no Clarkson gtfo
06:00 <Doodle> looool clarky
06:00 <Clarkson> peeps should be taking em every fucking day
06:00 <Clarkson> <Excessive> lol @ my neighbour today ........... I go out to get some stuffs from woolies and he's outside washing down the walkway with a broom and the fire hose .......... he starts off with "oh man I'm so depressed today, lots of shit goin on" ......... off his face .......... I ask him "wat's goin on?" ......... he goes "oh I can't talk abt it" and he breaks down in tears and goes inside 
06:00 <Doodle> k
06:00 <faux> woah
06:00 <faux> too much text
06:00 <faux> i try not to read shit that goes over two lines
06:00 <Doodle> me
06:00 <Doodle> too
07:00 <faux> oh
07:00 <faux> ye
07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Yello - Oh Yeah.mp3 (4.18MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:34)
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <|RAZ|> I tend to read and talk more than two lines
07:00 <faux> whats errybody doin
07:00 <|RAZ|> Books are good
07:00 <Doodle> sitting around being bored
08:00 <faux> i enjoy readng books but irc is not books
08:00 <faux> sounds fun dewdel
08:00 <faux> hows rooster
08:00 <Serenity> im watching the mask
08:00 <Doodle> lol ye life in the fast lane
08:00 <faux> aw
08:00 <|RAZ|> The depends on the content I guess
08:00 <faux> love jam kery
08:00 <|RAZ|> wanna talk about space? I like space
08:00 <Doodle> love jam
09:00 <faux> ye jam kery in lier lier
09:00 <faux> and teh msak
09:00 <faux> musakiiiii
09:00 <|RAZ|> just built a robocraft tron style lightcycle C:
09:00 <Doodle> a's ventua
09:00 <faux> lmao
09:00 <faux> lllllllol
09:00 <faux> a's
10:00 <faux> excellent.
10:00 <faux> ais kreme
10:00 <faux> mmm i couod go some ais kreme rn
10:00 <Doodle> couod
10:00 <Doodle> u
10:00 <faux> ye
10:00 <faux> heydoodle
10:00 <faux> smdc
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <Doodle> lmao
10:00 <|RAZ|> Unfortunately my masterpiece is too kickass for my pc to hand and the game crashes :C
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
11:00 <faux> oh ok
11:00 <|RAZ|> handle*
11:00 <faux> 2 hot 2 hand
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> like me 
11:00 <faux> p sure that was my msn nickname when i was 12
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <faux> 2 HoT 2 HaNDLe
11:00 <faux> xox
11:00 <Doodle> mine was RobTheThrobKnob
11:00 <faux> lollll
11:00 <|RAZ|> kate still owes me subway
11:00 <faux> i remember typing lyk dis
11:00 <faux> and i told my friend to 'cum ova'
11:00 <faux> once
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> you still need to come to sydney to collect
12:00 <faux> and dad read it
12:00 <Doodle> gud greef
12:00 <faux> and hes like
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> jizz
12:00 <faux> DONT TYPE COMELIKE THAT
12:00 <Doodle> lmaooooo
12:00 <faux> i never understood why
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <faux> til i got older
12:00 <Doodle> now its all
12:00 <Doodle> CUM OVA ME CHEST
12:00 <Doodle> etc
12:00 <faux> fuk ye
12:00 <|RAZ|> I say you should make a specieal effort on my behalf as it is my 36th on Monday
12:00 <Clarkson> aires is a cunt
12:00 <faux> only in pm
12:00 <faux> specieal
12:00 <Doodle> win
12:00 <faux> wow u old fuk hapy birthday
12:00 <Clarkson> so go fuck yourself.
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> raz are you gonnaeat delicious cake?
12:00 <faux> oh
12:00 <Doodle> looool
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ clarky
13:00 <Clarkson> craigs just a lil faggot
13:00 <Doodle> 36, may as well end it
13:00 <faux> fuck u too clarkson
13:00 <Clarkson> the soy sauce Kelevra got is amaizing so fucking good
13:00 <|RAZ|> yeah its also after midnight on a Saturday night and as you said this is irc so spelling mistakes are bound to happen
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways, monday - cake?
14:00 <faux> alrihgt clam dwon cheif
14:00 <|RAZ|> no cake
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
14:00 <Serenity> id do awful awful things for a bit of cake
14:00 <Doodle> lol kate just had a conniption
14:00 <|RAZ|> maybe subway
14:00 <Doodle> i had cake this afternoon
14:00 <Doodle> it was glorious
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> can someone ban raz for not having cake on his b/day
14:00 <|RAZ|> lol
14:00 <Serenity> i didnt have cake on my birthday =/
14:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you sleep with subway rolls raz?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT!
14:00 <Doodle> and u used to call me a food nazi
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ban yo self serenity!
15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> understandable if you don’t like cake....
15:00 <|RAZ|> I could complain about never having a birthday party either but its just not something I ever actually wanted. Subway is fine
15:00 <Serenity> i didnt even have a creme egg for easter
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i had 1
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> they give me a head ache
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love em
16:00 <Serenity> i love them so much
16:00 <Doodle> you're such a fuckin girl
16:00 <faux> kates reaction  2 no cake
16:00 <faux> http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.117134914.1193/flat,800x800,075,f.u1.jpg
16:00 <faux> eheh
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> and planned on eating 9000 but i got a head ache and was like yah no pass i’ll just eat a couple choc eggs
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> IT IS!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:00 <Doodle> i thought that was kim k's orgasm face
16:00 <|RAZ|> what is that thing
16:00 <faux> k8
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i made rainbow cupcakes last weekend
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> or the weekend before
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think
17:00 <faux> me nails are at the perfect nose picking length
17:00 <Serenity> id probably eat an entire block of chocolate right now if i could
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways - delicous
17:00 <|RAZ|> is that a Cardasian? arent they from star trek?
17:00 <faux> i atr so much cheese
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <faux> tonight
17:00 <Doodle> card-asian
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know what is fab
18:00 <faux> camembert newton
18:00 <faux> mmm
18:00 <faux> me
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> orange and mango juice the fake variety
18:00 <faux> mm
18:00 <|RAZ|> I was way too lay to look up a spelling of a fictional alien
18:00 <Serenity> yuck i hate mango
18:00 <faux> i love how thick mango jucr is
18:00 <|RAZ|> lazy
18:00 <Doodle> but not mangoo
18:00 <faux> juice
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> in fake juice it’s fine
18:00 <faux> hahahahahahahahaha
18:00 <|RAZ|> wheres my pickles
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> in the jar
18:00 <faux> in ur butt
18:00 <|RAZ|> :c
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot wot
18:00 <faux> speakin of
18:00 <faux> doodle...
18:00 <Doodle> yes ma'am
19:00 <faux> pox
19:00 <Doodle> lolol
19:00 <faux> :D
19:00 <Doodle> oh
19:00 <Doodle> umm
19:00 <Doodle> brb kettle
19:00 <faux> lmao
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> whats something i can do that will force the cunty neighbours to leave?
20:00 <faux> i hope thats code for taking pix of his butt
20:00 <Doodle> have a baby
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
20:00 <faux> shit in their kitchen
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah doing that….
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> no that would require me to go in to their unit
20:00 <Serenity> get a yappy dog
20:00 <faux> or plant some fish in their air vents
20:00 <faux> oh
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw they’ve already got one
20:00 <|RAZ|> This is tMI: [ :> ] but after subway I shit pure density. I'm always reminded of physics. *thud* 'fuck that must have a gravity well like that of a neutron star. '
20:00 <faux> fling poo onto thwir verandah 
20:00 <faux> im sorry all me ideas are poo related
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> raz yep TMI
21:00 <|RAZ|> :>
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’d see me fling it
21:00 <faux> do it at night
21:00 <faux> ninja styles
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is on the fucking balcony 24/ 7
21:00 <Clarkson> i like to look at [__alienated\Romeo^^ porn
21:00 <|RAZ|> I say eat subway and aim it at them like a rail gun
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> im pretty sure she fucking sleeps i n a chair on the balcony
22:00 <faux> fds
22:00 <faux> well im out of ideas
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> talking about her shitty fucking famly
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> im just venting
22:00 <faux> oh
22:00 <|RAZ|> do it rail gun style
22:00 <faux> just yell out to stfu
22:00 <|RAZ|> with subway
22:00 <Serenity> god shit neighbours are the worst
22:00 <faux> SHUT UP BTICH THIS IS LIBERY
23:00 <Serenity> im glad ours are gone
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, she is a fat samoan / fijian cunt
23:00 <Doodle> libery
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> how do i know this because she told me her family history :|
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> and she has large….. family members rock up all the time… so telling her to stfu prob wouldn’t go down that well
24:00 <Doodle> the balcon will collapse eventually
24:00 <Doodle> y
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> HOPEFULLY!
25:00 <|RAZ|> usually the nicest of ppl but loud
25:00 <Doodle> just tell them to eat more
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ill start baking cakes
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> here eat
25:00 <|RAZ|> subway cakes :>
25:00 <Doodle> yeah put like double sugar and butter in them
25:00 <Doodle> and call them balcony cakes
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> which is just a subaway roll with candles raz
26:00 <Doodle> SUBAWAY
26:00 <Doodle> is that when u take away
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm the neighbour before cunty Mc Cunt baked cakes for me all the time :|
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> does that mean she wanted to get rid of me
26:00 <|RAZ|> its my favourite takeout... that kate still owes me
26:00 <Doodle> i thought u said they were samoan they sound scottish with a name like that
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> what’s a samoan sounding name
27:00 <Doodle> i dunno ummygummygoomgoom
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucked if iknow
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
27:00 <faux> test
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> goom
27:00 <Doodle> hi sexpants
27:00 <faux> gday gorgeous
27:00 <Doodle> wana do it
27:00 <faux> fk ye
27:00 <Doodle> awesome
27:00 <Doodle> wait i mean sex
27:00 <faux> me 2
27:00 <faux> phew
27:00 <Doodle> oh phew
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <faux> lolll
28:00 <Doodle> (theyre watching btw)
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah get a pm box kids
28:00 <Doodle> no
28:00 <Doodle> we dont want to end up like u
29:00 <faux> EB
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> what, awesome *hair flicks*
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fine suit ya selves
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts!
29:00 <Doodle> no, knocked up
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <Doodle> me cats decided to camp on the floor next to me so i cant have a bat now
29:00 <Doodle> thx m8
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… put the cat out
30:00 <Doodle> i cant, if i do that my arms will be bleeding
30:00 <faux> sick of rooster ruining teh fun
30:00 <faux> gonna have to do something about dis
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> songs to have sex to - doco
30:00 <Doodle> story of my fucken life
30:00 <Clarkson> oh, u have the ability to smite motherfuckers down to hell now
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> should be an interesting doco
30:00 <faux> reckon he'll read it
30:00 <faux> or pee on it
30:00 <Doodle> both
31:00 <faux> as long as the pee comes after
31:00 <faux> its cool.
31:00 <Doodle> the best song to have sex to is this
31:00 <Clarkson> your better than 90% of the cunts that usually roll through
31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through The Tulips.mp3 (1.71MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 1:51)
31:00 <Doodle> gets em red hot
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
31:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <faux> .
32:00 <Doodle> tiptoe thru the 2lips
33:00 <faux> omg
33:00 <faux>  https://imgur.com/gallery/klwFYtW
33:00 <faux> give meeeeeee
33:00 <faux> eheee
33:00 <Doodle> lol i have one of those 4 rooster
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuiWCOsTMYA <— one day dude thinks this is the best song to have hot lusty sex to
33:00 <Doodle> got it from the vet when we went
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Queen Adreena - Sleeping pill Views: 37,932 Uploader: m Uploaded: Aug 20, 2009 Duration: 3m19s Rating: 4.91
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE FUCK
33:00 <Doodle> he goes APESHIT
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> day = gay
34:00 <faux> does he pull out a knife if you dont give it to him
34:00 <Doodle> well we all know they have shit taste
34:00 <Doodle> lmao no
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Doodle> he fuckin loves it tho
34:00 <Clarkson> haha @ this guy calling his wife fat ass to be affectionate
35:00 <faux> omg
35:00 <faux> This puppy is afraid of the steps, so it found a better way. https://imgur.com/gallery/4HhNPua
35:00 <faux> eeheheheheheeeeeee
35:00 <Doodle> lmao
35:00 <Doodle> flop
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ puppy
37:00 <Maurice> Lol I just saw some chick type this 'Asbirguas?' she meant aspergers..
37:00 <Doodle> rofl
37:00 <faux> i cannot stop watching that dog lol so cute im dead
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp7mamCpdcc
38:00 <Maurice> LOL that puppy is adorable
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Serge Gainsbourg et Jane Birkin JE T'AIME VIDEO LONG VERSION HD.. AUDIO HQ ...EDITADO POR BRADFEEL Views: 842,354 Uploader: BRADFEEL Uploaded: Jun 14, 2013 Duration: 4m13s Rating: 4.79
38:00 <Doodle> lol ok bedtime for me luvrs
38:00 <Doodle> ninis o////
38:00 <Maurice> Night
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
39:00 <faux> goodnight
39:00 <faux> excuse me
39:00 <faux> Deadpan. https://imgur.com/gallery/yClJ4gN
39:00 <faux> what the fuck
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <faux> im lucky to not burn a pancake
39:00 <faux> thays better than most pancake art thingies ive seen
41:00 <Maurice> Far out
41:00 <Maurice> You'd want a fucking excellent non stick pan
41:00 <Clarkson> you want to fuck a toothless drunk dope addict
41:00 <faux> lolll
41:00 <Maurice> I do not, Clarkson
41:00 <Clarkson> ill throw a brick at ur mum faggot
41:00 <Maurice> DO IT
41:00 <Maurice> She'll make you piss Clarkson
41:00 <Clarkson> could you spread your legs to fit a penis in?
41:00 <Maurice> Lol
42:00 <Maurice> I can't argue with that
43:00 <faux> LOL
43:00 <faux> id die if that cunt flipped the pancake and it broke
43:00 <faux> a thousand deaths.
44:00 <Maurice> I wonder how many he made before he got that one
45:00 <|RAZ|> time to try this game again. night pplz o/
45:00 <Maurice> What the
45:00 <Maurice> When did |RAZ| get here
45:00 <|RAZ|> oh hai Maurice o/
45:00 <Maurice> Howdy doody
45:00 <|RAZ|> you been good?
46:00 <Maurice> Never, goes against my nature
46:00 <Maurice> Yourself?
47:00 <|RAZ|> haha yeah about the same
47:00 <|RAZ|> some changes.. no longer breeding fish is the most obvious
49:00 <Maurice> I'm no longer breeding either, so we have that in common
49:00 <|RAZ|> haha
51:00 <|RAZ|> I have become too involved in a game recently (spent over 1000 hours building and playing in it over the past few years)
52:00 <|RAZ|> I've noticed even when watching something I enjoy I still find myself building in my head. Its the shapes of the blocks I just cant get them out of my head
52:00 <|RAZ|> I bought a game (StarCraft II) and was waiting for it to download when I discovered this other game
53:00 <|RAZ|> Still havent played StarCraft II
54:00 <swazowers2> Oh
54:00 <swazowers2> Not pumping at 1am then
55:00 <|RAZ|> not really
55:00 <swazowers2> Damn
55:00 <faux> hi wine
55:00 <swazowers2> Hello
56:00 <faux> whats the haps
56:00 <swazowers2> I have had a few drinks and now i am at McDonald's whilst sobering up
56:00 <faux> excellent
56:00 <faux> r u mcmuffin it
56:00 <swazowers2> Some girl from the UK genuinely thought I was british
56:00 <swazowers2> So that's a compliment
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <swazowers2> Did not bang
56:00 <faux> did u end up watching the british u on youtud
56:00 <faux> tube
56:00 <swazowers2> But yes probably mcmuffin
57:00 <faux> excuse me i didnt ask
57:00 <faux> i am not Pb
57:00 <swazowers2> I know I just thought I'd get it said
57:00 <faux> i am more prob more perverted actually
57:00 <swazowers2> Yes a bit but not the whole thing
57:00 <faux> -more
57:00 <swazowers2> Also
57:00 <faux> oh
57:00 <swazowers2> Does this make me a bad person
57:00 <faux> Yes
57:00 <swazowers2> No I haven't said it yet
58:00 <faux> oh
58:00 <faux> go on
58:00 <swazowers2> I gave the bar a 20 for my last drink but in the poor lighting they thought it was a 50
58:00 <swazowers2> So gave me like 43 in change
58:00 <swazowers2> Didn't realise until sort of now
58:00 <swazowers2> I have kept it
58:00 <faux> ye i prob would goo
58:00 <faux> too
58:00 <|RAZ|> so youre buying me subway
58:00 <faux> oh wrll
58:00 <swazowers2> So I've made my money back tonight
59:00 <swazowers2> Hooray
59:00 <swazowers2> I would if subway was open 24/7
59:00 <faux> excellent
59:00 <|RAZ|> katatonic_kate01 really should bring me subway. just saying
59:00 <swazowers2> I've been getting olives at subway lately,
59:00 <swazowers2> They're pretty nice
59:00 <faux> we have a 24/7 subway here
59:00 <faux> a dude got shot in front of it
59:00 <faux> yay Sydney 
00:00 <swazowers2> We do have a drive thru subway a little further out
00:00 <swazowers2> That's cool
00:00 <faux> nice
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
00:00 <|RAZ|> you can have all the olives and I'll have all the pickle. the hiest begins at midnights. 
00:00 <faux> mmm subway pickles are bomb
00:00 <|RAZ|> the pickles are mine
00:00 <faux> gtfo
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really
00:00 <swazowers2> You can have the pickles
00:00 <|RAZ|> M I N E
00:00 <swazowers2> I dislike them
01:00 <faux> ill fight u
01:00 <swazowers2> Did get quarter pounder meal with added sausage mcmuffin
01:00 <faux> and ill win
01:00 <swazowers2> They always think I want sausage and egg
01:00 <faux> cos leb
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <swazowers2> But the egg sucks
01:00 <faux> ubl sux
01:00 <|RAZ|> for pickles... I'll eat your cat and fuck your gran
01:00 <Clarkson> don't front bitch
01:00 <Maurice> I took my kids to maccas one day, meal cost 27, gave the girl a 50 and she gave me back $40 plus change
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
01:00 <swazowers2> I am order 189 if they call it and I'm not paying attention FYI
01:00 <Maurice> Of course I told her straight away she gave me too much..
02:00 <swazowers2> Well
02:00 <swazowers2> Good
02:00 <doctor> you better have
02:00 <faux> lmao
02:00 <Maurice> Of course I didn't
02:00 <doctor> thief, how could you?
02:00 <Maurice> Quite easily
02:00 <swazowers2> I feel kinda bad because the place I went to is kinda struggling atm
02:00 <Maurice> I put it in my purse and that was that
02:00 <swazowers2> But oh well
02:00 <doctor> people are starving in scandanavia
03:00 <swazowers2> I didn't go back to the bar after that
03:00 <Maurice> Yeah in my case maccas isn't struggling
03:00 <doctor> and you're buying maccas
03:00 <doctor> goodness gracious me
03:00 <swazowers2> Yes I am
03:00 <swazowers2> It's either this or gross Taco Chips from a place called the Barra Bar
03:00 <swazowers2> Or a slightly warm
03:00 <swazowers2> Pie
03:00 <|RAZ|> what is capitalist Ronald going to do without that money Maurice.
03:00 <Maurice> Hock his box? I dunno
04:00 <faux> arent taco chips.. nachos
04:00 <faux> .
04:00 <doctor> feed the starving cancer kids
04:00 <swazowers2> Well
04:00 <swazowers2> Sort of
04:00 <|RAZ|> He alsready did that with grimmace
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <swazowers2> But it's like
04:00 <swazowers2> Chip chips
04:00 <swazowers2> Not Doritos
04:00 <swazowers2> With the stuff o top
04:00 <faux> so nacho fries
04:00 <swazowers2> Thick cut
04:00 <swazowers2> Very nice if drunk
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
04:00 <swazowers2> Horrible when sober
04:00 <doctor> ive noticed chicken treat doing that kind of stuff
04:00 <doctor> sloppy chips
05:00 <doctor> smells like cheap asian food court rubbish
05:00 <swazowers2> Well it's not like fancy restaurants are open at 1am for drunk people to stumble into
05:00 <Maurice> Maccas did it too
05:00 <Maurice> The 'loaded' fries/chips
05:00 <|RAZ|> out of context but I'd just like to say I really hate Donald Trump. He's everything about the Americans I can't fucking stand. If He becomes president I'm becoming a terrorist.
05:00 <doctor> yeah
05:00 <|RAZ|> That is all.
05:00 <faux> ok
05:00 <doctor> looks gross, smells gross
05:00 <doctor> probably is gross
05:00 <swazowers2> Those are nice Maurice but they never give you a fork
05:00 <Maurice> One of my local pubs does cheese and bacon wedges, they are fucking ace
06:00 <doctor> i dont mind chips and gravey
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup with the chunky cheese and gravy + chips
07:00 <|RAZ|> I'm just saying that if the americans are really that dumb to put some tard like that in Office then I'd feel it'd be a crime not to do something about it. I'm not even a patriot nor do I give a shit about politics in general..
07:00 <swazowers2> Cool
08:00 <faux> are we talkin about chips
08:00 <faux> or trump
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <|RAZ|> That fuckstain will treat the world acconomy into a game of monopoly
08:00 <doctor> will trump being elected really change anything? 
09:00 <|RAZ|> are you kidding?
09:00 <doctor> nah
09:00 <doctor> how i see it, it's all in your head
09:00 <faux> acconomy
10:00 <Maurice> What if Trump gets voted in and bans chips
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ill kill him
10:00 <|RAZ|> if he becomes the potus the world turns into a bigger game of monopoly and segregated mess than it already is
10:00 <swazowers2> If he gets in then I will be convinced my life is a TV show
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Maurice> Matthew McConaughey is so fucking annoying in Magic Mike
11:00 <Maurice> How did he even get the role
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> id fuck him over the hulk looking guy
11:00 <Maurice> I hope you don't mean Joe
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno
11:00 <Maurice> I'd go Joe, Channing, Matt (but he's gay)
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> the non tue blood dude
12:00 <Maurice> Oh, Joe is the TB dude, Alcide
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahh channing = hulk
12:00 <faux> i havent seen MM
12:00 <|RAZ|> it would be a step back in our evolution. If Trump becomes President thrn he is accpeted by a country of lemmings. I dont know about you but when I played lemmings and saw stupid ones I was glad to see them gone
12:00 <Maurice> I've never actually seen the whole thing
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh him!
12:00 <Maurice> I was watching Transporter but it finished so I flicked channels
13:00 <|RAZ|> it really pisses me off that Americans genuinely believe they are better than everyone else. This is an issue I shouldnt even care about
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> you should be concerned bout cake
14:00 <swazowers2> Ok
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> for you b/day
14:00 <|RAZ|> yeah no cake :/
14:00 <|RAZ|> you bringing me cake?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> u can come getit?
15:00 <|RAZ|> FML
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
18:00 <swazowers2> I've o let seen Mr Mcconnaughey in Interstellar
18:00 <swazowers2> Only
18:00 <|RAZ|> I'm going to move to America to vote in Bill Sanders. only non shady candidate
21:00 <|RAZ|> I cant talk about australian politics because its a giant farce. not as 'circus is coming to town' as America, but still the same lying for popularity game
22:00 <|RAZ|> I dont like this world can I make a new one please?
23:00 <swazowers2> Ok go on
23:00 <|RAZ|> one where every politician has to where the logos of their backers the same way race car drivers do
23:00 <|RAZ|> wear*
25:00 <|RAZ|> where duck faces are shot and claimed the 'wabbit season' defense
27:00 <|RAZ|> it should be legal to beat people with self sticks with said selfie stick. You shouldnt be paying that much attention to yourself and should be more considerate of how dtupid theyre being
27:00 <|RAZ|> selfie*
28:00 <|RAZ|> its late. I got issues with modern society's self interest
29:00 <|RAZ|> it'd be great if humans could be as efficient as ants
29:00 <doctor> everything I dont like should be illegal
29:00 <doctor> anyone breaking the laws set by me should also be executed
30:00 <Trevor> has ne body told u dat u r gay
31:00 <faux> LOVE CAN TOUCH US ONE TIME AND LAST FOR A LIFE TIME AND NEVER LET GO TIL WE'RE GONE
32:00 <doctor> love will tear us apart
33:00 <|RAZ|> graity will, though
33:00 <|RAZ|> just sayin
34:00 <faux> what is graity
34:00 <|RAZ|> its a 1:30am typo of gravity
35:00 <faux> oh
35:00 <faux> why will gravity tear us apart
35:00 <faux> :'(
35:00 <|RAZ|> because it does that to every atom eventually
35:00 <philosopher{[x]}> intel atom
36:00 <philosopher{[x]}> asus zenfhone 9
36:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://imgur.com/7Me71KH
37:00 <|RAZ|> your atoms will be split back into sub atomic particals that slip in and back forever. I find that comforting
37:00 <Trevor> doctor, no love will put me inside u
37:00 <Trevor> and then i ejaculate
37:00 <Trevor> love ends
37:00 <Trevor> the end
38:00 <|RAZ|> the universe without time. *drools*
38:00 <Trevor> love
46:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i will sell my aunt home then move to borneo at bario
47:00 <philosopher{[x]}> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCI6xPkVMfY
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Secret 5000 Year Old Flying Machine Discovery in Afghanistan 2013 Views: 449,672 Uploader: SECTION 51 2.0 Uploaded: Dec 30, 2014 Duration: 3m13s Rating: 2.14
57:00 <doctor> thats gay Trevor 
57:00 <Clarkson> sean combes, like Ryan, gay boy. 
57:00 <doctor> yeah
57:00 <doctor> like ryan
58:00 <British^Meat> Ohhhh Ryan, right Clarkson
58:00 <Clarkson> leave bassbabe out of my shit ok
02:00 <philosopher{[x]}> what is cuckoldry
03:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/fatherhood/one-in-50-british-fathers-unknowingly-raise-another-mans-child/
10:00 <philosopher{[x]}> the system took me all wrong it was other way around, nevermind, just cause im a male
27:00 <philosopher{[x]}> talk to me boys im lonely ....entertain me please
01:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
01:00 <TheRiddler> my right shoe gave me a blister :(
01:00 <TheRiddler> on my heel
22:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVPdYyO_700b.jpg
53:00 <londes> hello
53:00 <londes> Serenity
56:00 <Snaps> (Quit: you don't surf, you've never surfed. lying little shit fuck you)
56:00 <Clarkson> TheRon hells no
56:00 <Snaps> we all surf
56:00 <Snaps> teh interwebs
58:00 <Snaps> hi fauxette
58:00 <Clarkson> I knew u was sick but fuck i didnt know u was into necrophelia
58:00 <Snaps> robot
59:00 <Snaps> Clarkson, if someone loses their wife/husband and they still love them is that considered necro?
59:00 <Clarkson> you fucking did a wrong thing
00:00 <fawks> lovinv them isnt necro
00:00 <fawks> fucking them is 
00:00 <fawks> lol
20:00 <robot> hello faux
20:00 <robot> whaddaya know
20:00 <faux> hi
20:00 <robot> it's hot totday
21:00 <faux> tot
21:00 <robot> got the a/c on and its sitll hot
21:00 <faux> lower it
21:00 <robot> it can only work so hard
22:00 <robot> it wont matter
22:00 <faux> its only 28
22:00 <robot> 29
22:00 <robot> ok 28
22:00 <faux> yeah but isnt yours a wall unit
22:00 <robot> yeah
22:00 <faux> :/
22:00 <faux> weird
23:00 <robot> its a big area
23:00 <faux> mines only portable and cools the place down on like 35 degs
23:00 <faux> ah k
23:00 <faux> ye im only in a one bedder
23:00 <robot> yeh
23:00 <faux> put a fan on as well
23:00 <robot> the one in me bedders will drop it to 12 degrees on a 54 day
23:00 <faux> blows the cool air
23:00 <faux> :D
23:00 <robot> yeh i will actually
24:00 <faux> thw only time it still feels a bit hot in here is when its grossly humid
24:00 <faux> but fan on helps that 
24:00 <robot> mm
24:00 <faux> God i hate humidity
24:00 <robot> yeh
24:00 <robot> and runny noses
24:00 <robot> 2 things i hate
24:00 <faux> oh ok
28:00 <Snaps> spectacular
28:00 <Snaps> I just felt like typing that word randomly
29:00 <Snaps> does this place ever get busy?
31:00 <robot> yeah sort of
31:00 <robot> like it's not as busy as oldschool irc but people do start a continuous chat
31:00 <Snaps> I wonder where everyone migrates to after IRC
32:00 <robot> twitter
32:00 <Snaps> I know facebook had an impact, but now it's all about the instagrams
32:00 <robot> yeah
32:00 <robot> insta
32:00 <robot> snapper
32:00 <robot> snappers
32:00 <Snaps> instavain
32:00 <robot> i mean snapchat not u Snaps
32:00 <Snaps> lol
32:00 <robot> har ahr
32:00 <Snaps> I've never used snapchat
32:00 <robot> where do you hail from snaps
33:00 <robot> its a ball interface
33:00 <Snaps> Sweden
33:00 <robot> balls*
33:00 <robot> whats wrong with my typing today
33:00 <robot> ahh nice!
33:00 <robot> i know someone in stockholm
33:00 <Snaps> lots of crazies in sweden
33:00 <robot> ooooh currently 0 degrees
33:00 <Snaps> most people don't know that
33:00 <robot> heh
34:00 <robot> what kind of crazy?  like, out on the street hobo crazy or
34:00 <robot> maladjusted professionals?
35:00 <Snaps> well most of europe is crazy, blame the cold weather and vitamin D deficiency
35:00 <robot> S.A.D.
35:00 <robot> seasonal affective disorder - most australians have never heard of it
35:00 <Snaps> yeah
36:00 <robot> i started to get a bit SAD in canada lol
36:00 <Snaps> europe needs biodomes to replicate the sun
36:00 <Snaps> S.A.D domes
36:00 <robot> lol
37:00 <Snaps> book in for a week of full spectrum lighting to feel human again
37:00 <robot> yeah
38:00 <robot> what do you do Snaps
39:00 <Snaps> I travel
39:00 <robot> where have you been
39:00 <Snaps> just about everywhere
39:00 <Snaps> except Iraq
39:00 <robot> cool
40:00 <robot> number 5 is.. dead
40:00 <Snaps> johnny is recreating himself
41:00 <robot> input, input!
41:00 <Snaps> johnny bot from Total Recall
41:00 <robot> johnny cab
41:00 <robot> lol
41:00 <Snaps> lol
41:00 <robot> "well sir, the door opened, you got in.  humhmhmhmhhmhmhm"
41:00 <faux> CANADA TUNA
42:00 <Snaps> canned canadian tuna?
44:00 <Snaps> mi amor
45:00 <Snaps> atún
45:00 <robot> sneezed
45:00 <Snaps> bless you
46:00 <Snaps> the bubonic plague is near
46:00 <robot> no its ok people cant catch computer viruses
46:00 <Snaps> maybe
46:00 <Snaps> if our brains had usb ports they could
49:00 <faux> omg
49:00 <faux> snaps are you kidding me
49:00 <faux> I WAS SAYING THIS TE OTHER DAY
49:00 <robot> k
49:00 <Snaps> what?
49:00 <robot> ur both wrong
49:00 <faux> that if our brains had usb pprts and we could just download careera
49:00 <Snaps> hahah
49:00 <faux> careers
50:00 <faux> and like
50:00 <faux> personality traits
50:00 <faux> and languages we wanna learn
50:00 <robot> heh
50:00 <faux> omg
50:00 <Snaps> yes
50:00 <Snaps> si
50:00 <faux> lolll
50:00 <robot> that was more like 3 weeks
50:00 <Snaps> lol
50:00 <faux> si señor
50:00 <faux> shup robot im bad w time
50:00 <Snaps> well if you think about it, brainwashing is a form of programability
50:00 <robot> fauxs like i have the funniest story from kindergrten the other day
50:00 <faux> LOL
51:00 <faux> stfu
51:00 <faux> ehwhwhw
51:00 <faux> i have the best vid
51:00 <faux> hang
52:00 <robot> hng
52:00 <faux> ok nvm
52:00 <faux> i cant link i
52:00 <faux> t
52:00 <robot> oh ok
52:00 <faux> its on fb
52:00 <faux> WHERE DID THE COPY LINK OPTION GO
52:00 <faux> god dammit fb
52:00 <robot> into ur butt
52:00 <faux> updates every 4 minutes
52:00 <faux> and changes every thing 
52:00 <faux> POS
52:00 <faux> Ye
52:00 <faux> k
53:00 <faux> I DONT NEED TO BE ANYTHIN OTHER THAN A PRISON GUARDS SOOOONNN
55:00 <Snaps> .
55:00 <Snaps> wat
58:00 <robot> she's singing
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <faux> ge
07:00 <faux> ye&
12:00 <faux> someone make me a coffee and ill give u a dollar
35:00 <faux> hey ash
43:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12994561_1083855841667278_3019491423757534569_n.jpg?oh=4271b46839c763690e169b27107a5351&oe=5789B9C4
43:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
43:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin faux
43:00 <TheRiddler> check the link
44:00 <faux> your sis?
45:00 <TheRiddler> nope
45:00 <TheRiddler> just random
46:00 <faux> oh
46:00 <faux> cool
46:00 <faux> bbs
47:00 <TheRiddler> pok
47:00 <TheRiddler> ok
52:00 <Kynetic> this one time robot came out of the toilet and he had a big piece of toilet paper hanging out of his pants, i tried to tell him about it but he pretending he didnt hear me and that it wasnt there.. and so it stayed there the rest of the evening. was a bit awks
52:00 <robot> yeh
52:00 <robot> faux i was gonna ask u if u had coffee earlier
52:00 <robot> i had zarrafas
53:00 <nevs> yum
53:00 <Kynetic> mmmm
54:00 <Kynetic> i love drive through zaraffas
54:00 <Kynetic> cos im a fkn lazy prick
54:00 <nevs> right on
54:00 <nevs> we've got a drive in car wash and sushi place down the road ha thats good for laziness too
55:00 <robot> yeh my one is drive thru
55:00 <Doodle> i made post-coital coffee for faux but boy did she have to work for it
56:00 <robot> lol
56:00 <nevs> haha
56:00 <Doodle> i may have accidentally snapped her in half, does anyone have any araldite
57:00 <robot> fresh out
57:00 <faux> was the best i ever had
57:00 <Doodle> rofl
57:00 <Doodle> she lives!
57:00 <faux> coffee i mean
57:00 <Doodle> oh
57:00 <Doodle> .
58:00 <faux> :P
58:00 <faux> ehehehe
58:00 <faux> bbs again
58:00 <faux> soz
58:00 <Doodle> o/
58:00 <robot> lol
58:00 <robot> burrrn
58:00 <faux> tryiny to figure out if i should wear clothes or not
58:00 <Doodle> not
58:00 <Doodle> pox
58:00 <Doodle> in trip
58:00 <Doodle> ;)
58:00 <faux> YOUVE SEEN ENOUGH
58:00 <faux> bye 4 now
58:00 <Doodle> damn
58:00 <Doodle> bai2u
06:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPSFl3rm8Kk
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rob Zombie - Well, Everybody's Fucking In A U.F.O. (Explicit) (Lyric Video) Views: 348,905 Uploader: RobZombieVEVO Uploaded: Feb 25, 2016 Duration: 2m46s Rating: 4.77
07:00 <Doodle> Tim-Sim's mum is in that video
59:00 <philosopher{[x]}> not a single student graduated from avoca college but they got free gadgets
00:00 <Matthew> thanks Sandra Sully
05:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/04/10/vic-kidnapped-girls-body-found-creek
05:00 <philosopher{[x]}> this what happens when you have a free boarder
08:00 <TheRiddler> chocolate amoussia
11:00 <amelia> i wants chocolate pls
12:00 <Trevor> hi friends <3
13:00 <TheRiddler> would a protein choc bar do?
14:00 <TheRiddler> I knew I forgot something other than washing machince cleaning stuff
14:00 <amelia> are you saying I'm too fat to eat normal choc
14:00 <TheRiddler> no that's all I have atm
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> protein choc bars
14:00 <amelia> ahahaha
14:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the astute amelia
14:00 <TheRiddler> I have honey comb and some peanut 1
14:00 <amelia> I'll take it
15:00 <amelia> hai thar
16:00 <TheRiddler> chocolate honeycomb and vanilla white choc caramel n nuts
17:00 <TheRiddler> which would you like lol
20:00 <amelia> both
24:00 <nevs> definitely both!
24:00 <nevs> caramel popcorn is amazing too ha i stay at the rydges in the city all the time mostly for a spa and the minibar caramel popcorn
26:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Now they get to watch you suffer. They'll be the last thing you ever see... as I cut off every single one of your fucking limbs. See, I wasn't lying when I told you I wanted to keep you out of prison. That was the truth. 
27:00 <amelia> yummmmmm
27:00 <amelia> I smashed maple syrup popcorn in canada
27:00 <amelia> brought some home for the fam to try but i ate it all on the plane
27:00 <TheRiddler> cool
27:00 <amelia> it was amazing
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> I had dutch pancakes with maple syrup for breakfast
28:00 <British^Meat> caramel popcorn, my only weakness....
28:00 <amelia> mmmmm
29:00 <nevs> amen!
29:00 <nevs> maple syrup popcorn? i need that in my life
29:00 <nevs> woolies sells maple bacon now too
29:00 <amelia> it was joy
29:00 <amelia> soso joy
29:00 <amelia> really?
29:00 <nevs> yepyep
29:00 <amelia> not jus normal bacon that you pour syrup over?
30:00 <nevs> nah maple smoked bacon
30:00 <nevs> its super infused with the flavour
30:00 <amelia> ohhhhh
30:00 <amelia> they got weird bacon over there tho
30:00 <TheRiddler> sounds yummy
30:00 <amelia> american bacon was shit
31:00 <nevs> fried it up with scrambled egg in croissants
31:00 <nevs> bliss ha
31:00 <TheRiddler> canada king of bacon
31:00 <amelia> ahahaha
31:00 <amelia> mmm cwoissants
31:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-10/child's-body-found-in-creek-in-heidelberg-west/7313868
32:00 <amelia> this is my last day of eating like a fat bitch
32:00 <nevs> also on puckle street theres a place where you can get chocolate churros where the chocolate is inside :(
32:00 <amelia> YUMMMMM
32:00 <amelia> STAHP!
32:00 <nevs> the best and worst shit ever
32:00 <Clarkson> that cunt is a mad hatter
32:00 <nevs> philosopher{[x]}: id like to spend 10mins in a room alone with whoever did that
33:00 <British^Meat> couldve been the mother...
34:00 <British^Meat> post natel, couldnt cope, blames the ooggie boogie black man
34:00 <British^Meat> i know not
34:00 <British^Meat> one to follow
34:00 <nevs> i dont care who it was
34:00 <nevs> 10mins
34:00 <British^Meat> dont u?
34:00 <British^Meat> i do
34:00 <nevs> no i mean, regardless of who did it, needs to be punished
34:00 <British^Meat> amenbrother
35:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL2bvwV_700b.jpg I found this funny
35:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to TheRiddler
35:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://data.whicdn.com/images/106072036/large.jpg
36:00 <nevs> amelia: also amazing http://alldaydonuts.com/ run by the same guy who owns beatbox burgers and taco truck
36:00 <amelia> godamnit Neville!!! mmmmm
36:00 <nevs> rip nevs
37:00 <amelia> donuts, burgers and tacos
37:00 <amelia> now you're talkin my language
37:00 <nevs> beatbox kitchen is amazing
37:00 <TheRiddler> afternoon
37:00 <nevs> yass
37:00 <philosopher{[x]}> no interview to study at netherlands my lovettes
38:00 <TheRiddler> all 3 are also names for sex terms
38:00 <nevs> haha
38:00 <TheRiddler> fur burgers, meat taco
38:00 <philosopher{[x]}> yelp & hawling dingo fence
38:00 <amelia> jeezus ash
38:00 <TheRiddler> donut hole
38:00 <TheRiddler> :p
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <nevs> smooth
38:00 <amelia> trust your mind to go thrre
39:00 <nevs> theres no way to sexy say those words irl
40:00 <TheRiddler> the game of the round
40:00 <amelia> FuCK Me iN THe DoNuT
40:00 <nevs> haha
40:00 <nevs> hot
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <amelia> bwhahahaa
40:00 <TheRiddler> glazed donut
40:00 <TheRiddler> :p
40:00 <TheRon> amelia thinking about donuts again
41:00 <amelia> when am i not thinkin about donuts
41:00 <nevs> probs my fault
41:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57CZsOAHXgU
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bargearse - Episode 2 Views: 55,519 Uploader: TerrificTerrence Uploaded: Feb 28, 2007 Duration: 2m55s Rating: 4.93
41:00 <nevs> ha fuck
42:00 <TheRiddler> off to 7/11
42:00 <TheRiddler> amelia
42:00 <TheRiddler> get me a slurpee
42:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
42:00 <TheRiddler> :P
42:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
42:00 <philosopher{[x]}> dawry australia
42:00 <amelia> I'd drink it on the way back
43:00 <robot> amelia will drink anything
43:00 <British^Meat> hahahahahahahaha wait what?
43:00 <philosopher{[x]}> u let a black guy kill you
43:00 <amelia> its true
43:00 <nevs> points
44:00 <philosopher{[x]}> dawry for immigration
44:00 <TheRiddler> where is the store with all the slurpees
44:00 <TheRiddler> in perth
44:00 <nevs> fuck now i want one too
44:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait
44:00 <philosopher{[x]}> servo was burnt down in tamworth
44:00 <amelia> fuck the slurpees
44:00 <nevs> cbf getting dressed ha
44:00 <amelia> go to yogurtland
45:00 <TheRiddler> I was thinking of melbourne
45:00 <TheRiddler> that has it
45:00 <nevs> slurpees arent hard to find here man most 7/11s
45:00 <philosopher{[x]}> wish you had more hearts
45:00 <TheRiddler> yeah but there's a store that is just slurpees
45:00 <TheRon> i love bargearse
45:00 <TheRiddler> wall to wall slurpees
45:00 <nevs> this place is sick too on bruns st
45:00 <nevs> http://www.trampolinegelato.com.au/
45:00 <philosopher{[x]}> migration wives n dawry n DVO
46:00 <nevs> was out there yesterday after work
46:00 <philosopher{[x]}> emigrants
46:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i guess women used me for sometimes
46:00 <TheRiddler> I goto boost juice after work
47:00 <nevs> yea after i read that boost juice was on par with being as bad for you as maccas i stopped heh
47:00 <TheRiddler> that article is just bad
47:00 <TheRiddler> dont bother with it
48:00 <nevs> i miss mango magic
48:00 <Matthew> come on #Melbourne
48:00 <philosopher{[x]}> marrying for migration
48:00 <philosopher{[x]}> dawry dawry dawry
48:00 <philosopher{[x]}> https://radio.abc.net.au/stations/news/live?play=true
48:00 <British^Meat> Serenity WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
48:00 <TheRon> matthew, the dogs?
49:00 <philosopher{[x]}> British^Meat sold his arse the blackmarket
49:00 <TheRiddler> also that sugar is mainly fructose
49:00 <Matthew> Hawthorn by 24
50:00 <TheRon> carn the dogs
50:00 <TheRiddler> or such
50:00 <Matthew> Melbourne need to put 12 players in defence for this quarter
50:00 <TheRon> matthew get on the bandwagon, there's plenty of room
51:00 <Matthew> which one? Melbourne?
51:00 <TheRon> no!
51:00 <TheRiddler> I reckon hawks by 24 too
51:00 <TheRon> the bandwagon loses wheels all the time
52:00 <Matthew> Hawthorn have already had their one early season loss to a mediocre mid-table team this year
52:00 <Matthew> they won't make it two in 2 weeks
52:00 <TheRiddler> 7 seems to be doing alot of dogs attention it seems
52:00 <philosopher{[x]}> bulldogs will beat hawks
53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> cuckoldry muslim ex wive and deportation my honor
53:00 <TheRon> i will watch that game till it's over, or geelong starts whichever comes first
54:00 <Matthew> i just want Melbourne to win
54:00 <Matthew> which means they won't
54:00 <philosopher{[x]}> I dont
54:00 <TheRiddler> crap
54:00 <TheRiddler> late out wood
54:00 <TheRiddler> in hamling
54:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i want go for swans this time or the feros
55:00 <philosopher{[x]}> you give love a bad name..uga muga
59:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. Martin Luther King, Jr.
09:00 <nevs> philosopher{[x]} how is it the only time you get spelling right is when youre pasting something ha
10:00 <philosopher{[x]}> cause it was on the web
11:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i had to use my neurons and move fingers to search then use more energy to select and cut then post for you can
16:00 <MrMark> TheRon!!!
16:00 <MrMark> music!!!
19:00 <Matthew> makes the peopleee... come togetherrr..
22:00 <robot> hello MrMark, Matthew
22:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the resourceful robot
23:00 <MrMark> i just drank 3/4 a bottle of vodka
23:00 <robot> lol
23:00 <robot> enjoy feeling like shit
23:00 <MrMark> like oops
31:00 <robot> amelia likes girls
31:00 <amelia> doubtful
31:00 <amelia> they annoy me mostly
31:00 <robot> :)
32:00 <Matthew> amelia likes penis, I heard
32:00 <robot> do you like penis, amelia?
32:00 <amelia> as a straight female, i do enjoy penis yes
32:00 <Matthew> lol
32:00 <robot> i see
32:00 <robot> penile exploits
32:00 <amelia> do you like penis robot?
33:00 <RyanZA-36> nice
33:00 <robot> doesn't really do anything for me, amelia
33:00 <robot> i might have an early dinner
33:00 <Matthew> Beryl
33:00 <amelia> maybe you're doin it wrong
34:00 <robot> what is a guy supposed to do with penises?
34:00 <Doodle> wees
34:00 <robot> yeh see i got that part down
35:00 <amelia> ahahaha
35:00 <robot> alright, early dinner it is.  bbs.
36:00 <Matthew> YESSSS
36:00 <Matthew> COME ON MELBOURNE
36:00 <Doodle> all of it?
36:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon its way early
36:00 <amelia> why don't you be a normal person and eat chocolate
37:00 <Doodle> mmm
41:00 <Student> Hi Every Buddy 
48:00 <Serenity> [12:48pm] British^Meat in #melbourne : Serenity WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
48:00 <Serenity> what
53:00 <TheRiddler> not a good start
58:00 <Trevor> shuttup ash
05:00 <robot> amelia because i didnt really eat lunch, and
05:00 <robot> i'm hungry
05:00 <zaim> +
05:00 <zaim> eat
06:00 <Kynetic> robot, youre not yourself when youre hungry
06:00 <amelia> thats fairy nuff i understand
06:00 <robot> i know :(
06:00 <Kynetic> here
06:00 <Kynetic> have a kick in the nuts
06:00 <Kynetic> that'll fix you right up
07:00 <robot> ahhhh, that's better
08:00 <robot> amelia is always trying to sabotage me from eating
09:00 <amelia> no i just want your food
10:00 <amelia> I don't share
10:00 <robot> o
10:00 <amelia> ya
10:00 <robot> may hv some pls
10:00 <amelia> na
10:00 <Student> :)
10:00 <robot> k
10:00 <Student> some sort of food crisis 
10:00 <amelia> :D
11:00 <Student> oh never mind , i will understand ;)
13:00 <TheRon> go dogs
15:00 <Student> who let the dogs out?
18:00 <TheRiddler> GO DOGS!
18:00 <TheRiddler> 8pts down
20:00 <Matthew> LIN
20:00 <TheRon> lin jong ill
21:00 <Matthew> just suoerb
21:00 <Matthew> superb*
21:00 <Matthew> not so much the kick
22:00 <TheRiddler> poop
22:00 <TheRiddler> only 6pts down
23:00 <TheRiddler> dogs really worked into it
24:00 <Matthew> thanks Bruce & Dennis
45:00 <Matthew> go lions!!
46:00 <TheRon> quiet you
47:00 <TheRon> nice!
47:00 <TheRiddler> 1pt
48:00 <Matthew> great surname
48:00 <TheRon> ruggles?
49:00 <Matthew> no
50:00 <Matthew> the previous goalkicker for the cats
54:00 <TheRiddler> DOGS IN FRONT!
54:00 <TheRon> woo!
55:00 <Matthew> not for long... :(
55:00 <TheRiddler> damn
56:00 <robot> are they sportsing harder than the other team is sportsing
57:00 <Doodle> go sports!
57:00 <Matthew> it's a very entertaining spectacle under the roof at Etihad
58:00 <Doodle> are the stewardesses doing everyone in the upright position
58:00 <TheRon> thats in the medallion club
03:00 <Doodle> sounds revolting
03:00 <TheRiddler> sif not advantage
04:00 <TheRon> 420 in the medallion club
04:00 <TheRiddler> WOOO
04:00 <TheRiddler> 17pts ahead
04:00 <Doodle> wouldnt it be great if irc OR the tv worked, not both
09:00 <Matthew> just did a big poo and now feel great ... just FYI everyone
09:00 <TheRon> how many courics
10:00 <faux> me 2 Matthew 
11:00 <Doodle> gg
11:00 <faux> but me last little pllp was like fite
11:00 <faux> fire
11:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
11:00 <faux> so that suckef
11:00 <faux> hello
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <Matthew> we can be POO TWINS - YAY
13:00 <Trevor> i love poutine
13:00 <Trevor> asl?
13:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpf5hNMnWZM
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ronan Keating - Life is a Rollercoaster (Lyrics) Views: 1,003,088 Uploader: mankjaer Uploaded: Oct 4, 2009 Duration: 3m57s Rating: 4.90
14:00 <TheRon> dangers just kicked a 60 m bomb goal to end the quarter
14:00 <faux> is ye team winning 
14:00 <Matthew> really? against who? Brisbane ... oh yay...
14:00 <TheRon> yes!
14:00 <Matthew> at shithole park... yay
14:00 <TheRon> it's the best park
15:00 <Matthew> fuck off. no it's not. it's a dump
15:00 <TheRon> better than windy hill\
15:00 <Matthew> my nan's backyard is better than windy hill... not the point
16:00 <TheRon> better than the airport
16:00 <Matthew> you can continue on with your 3 year old argument mentality
16:00 <Matthew> I was merely stating a point
16:00 <Matthew> "but... but... but... mine is bigger than yours!"
16:00 <TheRon> better than ettihad
16:00 <TheRon> at least the oval points the right way
17:00 <TheRiddler> my team is winning atm faux
17:00 <faux> phew
17:00 <TheRiddler> they're against last years premiership team
18:00 <TheRon> anyone ever noticed nay fyfe lloks like the lead singer of def leppard
18:00 <TheRon> nat
18:00 <TheRiddler> pretty much it's young vs old
18:00 <faux> CRY ME A TABLE LINDA
18:00 <Matthew> I would love the Dogs to win the flag more than any other team... but... they will run out of juice mid to late year
19:00 <TheRiddler> maybe
19:00 <Matthew> the writing is already on the wall
19:00 <Matthew> tomorrow is a school day... WAH :
20:00 <Doodle> [17:18] <faux> CRY ME A TABLE LINDA
20:00 <TheRiddler> the only problem last year was accuracy for goal
20:00 <Doodle> rrrrrofl
20:00 <TheRon> 520!
20:00 <TheRiddler> it's still the not improved
20:00 <Doodle> eep
20:00 <Matthew> I only found out what 420 means like on Friday... from a 13 year old... how depressing
20:00 <faux> lmao Doodle 
21:00 <Doodle> lol Matthew
21:00 <faux> you talk to simba how do u not know
21:00 <Matthew> i haven't spoken to him in over a week
22:00 <faux> illl be on your sidee forever moooorreeeeee
22:00 <faux> ffs Doodle 
22:00 <faux> got that song in my head
22:00 <Doodle> hahaha
22:00 <Doodle> soz m8
23:00 <Matthew> bye ITaL^GuY
23:00 <faux> reckon ill go to hell for punching a small child
23:00 <Clarkson> be a cunt to get used to though
24:00 <Matthew> i always see him in here... but have never spoken to him
24:00 <TheRiddler> damn
24:00 <Doodle> its just a nik get ova it
24:00 <faux> lool
24:00 <Doodle> thats all i've ever seen him say
24:00 <faux> i just say hi iTal GuY... iSHoRT GaL
24:00 <TheRiddler> clarky says it's ok
24:00 <Clarkson> Storm are shit this yr..
24:00 <Doodle> looool
24:00 <Matthew> who is it tbh
24:00 <Doodle> some wog obv
24:00 <faux> some ital guy
24:00 <TheRon> storm are 2nd
24:00 <TheRiddler> ok clarky
24:00 <Clarkson> ye im not that into porn
25:00 <faux> y
25:00 <TheRon> not even playing their best footy
25:00 <TheRiddler> why clarky
25:00 <Clarkson> without drugs such as coke i dont fuck my asshole 
25:00 <Doodle> ummmm
25:00 <faux> i c
25:00 <Matthew> umm... right o...
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <faux> cry me a table clarkson
25:00 <Clarkson> as i sexy an i know it
25:00 <Doodle> hahahaaaa
25:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <Matthew> i like when daylight savings ends and its dark early
26:00 <faux> 2 peas in a Pond
26:00 <Matthew> i swear i'm not an emo or anything
26:00 <Doodle> rrrrofl
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <faux> hes doing so well im so proud of him
26:00 <faux> he went from hating school
26:00 <faux> i used to tutor him
27:00 <faux> to studying really hard
27:00 <Doodle> who clarky?
27:00 <Clarkson> But you just said she wants to fuck you
27:00 <Matthew> Hawthorn will win this now
27:00 <faux> and got 82 in his hsc and is now doing construction management at unsw
27:00 <TheRiddler> dammnn
27:00 <faux> no me 2 peas in a Pond cousin
27:00 <TheRiddler> it's back to a goal
27:00 <Doodle> onice
27:00 <TheRiddler> :(
27:00 <faux> the one that called sez ratchet
27:00 <Doodle> does he hate gays like ur other cousin
27:00 <faux> lmaoo
27:00 <faux> thats him
27:00 <faux> LOL
27:00 <Doodle> oh
27:00 <Doodle> kay
27:00 <Matthew> Whoreforn by 12
28:00 <Doodle> nuff said
28:00 <faux> hes a good kid just sadly influenced by my uncle cos he lives w him
28:00 <faux> so hes all holier than thou
28:00 <faux> pls
29:00 <Doodle> brb feedin me pussy
29:00 <TheRon> could be code
29:00 <faux> k
29:00 <Matthew> feeding your pussy some Doodle
29:00 <Matthew> how convenient
30:00 <TheRon> so cold last night his pussy was frozen solid
31:00 <Doodle> not code sadly :/
33:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wiley - Wearing My Rolex.mp3 (6.81MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:26)
33:00 <Matthew> very entertaining finish on the cards at the Etihad
33:00 <Doodle> what cards
34:00 <Matthew> the UNO cards
34:00 <TheRiddler> this game is intense
35:00 <Doodle> does someone have a draw 4
36:00 <Matthew> no. but I have a WILD and a red & blue DRAW TWO
36:00 <Doodle> :o
37:00 <Matthew> UNO is lots of funnn... UNO is number oneee...
37:00 <Matthew> DRAW TWO
37:00 <Matthew> DRAW FOUR ... "SUFFER!!!"
37:00 <Matthew> "skip" ... "UNO gotcha!!!" ... get to know UNO...
37:00 <faux> lmao
38:00 <Doodle> lolol
38:00 <TheRon> gin!
38:00 <Doodle> ok gtg ttfn bblz
38:00 <Doodle> o/
38:00 <Matthew> and tonic!
43:00 <TheRiddler> BOYD
43:00 <TheRiddler> finally
45:00 <TheRiddler> damn
45:00 <TheRiddler> that didn't last long
45:00 <Matthew> TheRiddler, how can you watch this?
46:00 <Matthew> if I was there I would've thrown a seat at another spectator by now... and at home my remote would be through the screen
47:00 <TheRiddler> all over
47:00 <TheRiddler> It seems
48:00 <TheRiddler> it's back on
48:00 <TheRiddler> holy crap
49:00 <Matthew> jesus
49:00 <TheRiddler> YES
50:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not really an angry person
51:00 <TheRiddler> phew
51:00 <TheRiddler> 2pts
53:00 <TheRiddler> 3pts
53:00 <TheRiddler> 1:45
54:00 <TheRiddler> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
54:00 <TheRiddler> Murphy :(
55:00 <Matthew> jesus
55:00 <TheRon> yes?
55:00 <faux> lolll
55:00 <faux> ash
55:00 <faux> watching new arrow
55:00 <TheRiddler> cool
55:00 <Matthew> come on doga
56:00 <Matthew> dogs
56:00 <Matthew> over
56:00 <TheRiddler> damn
56:00 <faux> did they win
56:00 <TheRiddler> nope
56:00 <TheRiddler> lost by 4
56:00 <faux> :(
56:00 <TheRiddler> err
56:00 <TheRiddler> 3
57:00 <faux> damn
57:00 <TheRon> fuck it!
57:00 <faux> close
57:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
57:00 <TheRiddler> very
57:00 <Matthew> you guys should've won...
57:00 <Matthew> bullshit
57:00 <TheRon> did the umps get the 3 votes?
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
58:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hows it garn ay?
58:00 <TheRiddler> if murphy's knee didn't go
58:00 <TheRiddler> then
59:00 <TheRon> Matthew: summer rain
59:00 <Matthew> I wouldn't mind some autumn rain tbh
01:00 <TheRon> go storm
02:00 <TheRon> i don't like jim beam but mila makes want some jim beam
14:00 <faux> TheRiddler: 
29:00 <Trevor> urgh stupid photos eat all my inet
29:00 <Trevor> UPLOADING...
36:00 <robot> right
36:00 <robot> who wants to haev a rumble
37:00 <robot> me faux and Matthew
37:00 <robot> who wants to vs us
37:00 <faux> pls im leb i win by default
37:00 <faux> I KNOW THERES NO GREATER FEELINF THAN THE LOVE OF FAMILY
37:00 <faux> WHERE CAN U GOOOOOO WHEN THE WORLD DONT TREAT U RIIIGH THE ANSWER IS HOOOOMMMEEEE
38:00 <faux> ITS THE ONE PLACE THAT YOULL FIIINDDD 7TH HEAVEN
38:00 <robot> k
38:00 <faux> thata been stuck in me head for so long
39:00 <faux> whats for dinner robot 
39:00 <faux> robotussen
40:00 <robot> i had subway
40:00 <robot> you?
40:00 <faux> oh 
40:00 <faux> idk yet
40:00 <robot> have chicken
40:00 <faux> sunday takeout day
40:00 <faux> mught get me sum chacken wangz
40:00 <robot> yeah
40:00 <robot> kew
40:00 <faux> Ye
41:00 <robot> ye
41:00 <faux> golly its quite nipply
42:00 <TheRon> can your nipples slice dice and julienne vegetables?
43:00 <robot> i still got the a/c on
57:00 <Matthew> did I see just see some SEVENTH HEAVEN before I left??
58:00 <TheRon> live your life be free
58:00 <Matthew> BELINDA
59:00 <TheRon> yes!
00:00 <TheRon> probably beat brisbane by 60 odd
00:00 <Doodle> i doubt she would have the strength
00:00 <Matthew> what a sterling effort
01:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/k9PVAqv
02:00 <Doodle> loooool
02:00 <Doodle> krispy, kreme and kim
03:00 <TheRon> that's the kardashians without photoshop
04:00 <faux> LMAO DOODLE
05:00 <Doodle> if the kardashians were that big the series keeping up with the kardashians would have been much shorter
05:00 <TheRon> doodle, cgi
06:00 <Doodle> cgi can only do so much
06:00 <TheRon> it's magical
06:00 <TheRon> kim is a hobbit
06:00 <faux> HAHA
06:00 <faux> keepinf up w teh lardashians kalorie intake.
07:00 <Matthew> 1200
07:00 <TheRon> kim lives underground and is best friends with gandalf
08:00 <Doodle> lolol
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on
10:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im sleepin in my car half way between melb and syd
10:00 <TheRon> accidentally kelly street 
10:00 <Doodle> good grief
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e one 1r meet me to fight
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> got a few hrs mate... just use headlight for lights
11:00 <nevs> living the dream mate
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> or ne grls wana meet up r car fun ok too
11:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hf3XvAVqNg
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Accidentally was Released - Frente Parody Views: 45,643 Uploader: darthbiggious Uploaded: Sep 20, 2008 Duration: 1m29s Rating: 4.48
11:00 <Doodle> fixed
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> very manly
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> masculine
12:00 <couleurs> Blocked.
12:00 <nevs> you'll find someone george, keep it up
12:00 <nevs> they love that sort of thing.
12:00 <TheRon> the late show?
12:00 <Doodle> ye lol
12:00 <faux> LOL
12:00 <faux> just ordered me dinner and the guy is so cute hes like an older dude with a french accent
12:00 <faux> and he always jokes with me
13:00 <nevs> especially over the internet
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yo
13:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah its aight
13:00 <Doodle> we wee mon cherry
13:00 <faux> lollll i was a dollar short
13:00 <faux> and hes like
13:00 <TheRon> nude for the pizza guy?
13:00 <Doodle> always
13:00 <faux> pay the dollar and ill throw in a surprise for u
13:00 <faux> im like nae
13:00 <faux> naw
13:00 <faux> tenks baguetre
13:00 <faux> baguette
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <Doodle> YEAH CHEERS PARFAIT
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> beets 150 for a cheap motel mate8
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> rather spend the money when i get back to melb
14:00 <faux> so now im excited to see what me surprise  is
14:00 <faux> oo i hope its icecream 
14:00 <Doodle> le dog turd
14:00 <TheRon> his penis
14:00 <faux> .
14:00 <faux> :(
14:00 <faux> gross at both
14:00 <Doodle> 'my name is jacques' YEAH RIGHTO CITROEN
14:00 <faux> when i paid w me credit card hes like 
14:00 <faux> is ur card ok
14:00 <faux> im like what ye its fine 
14:00 <faux> hes like r u sure
14:00 <faux> im like OMG EHAT HAPPENED
15:00 <couleurs> LoSeR
15:00 <nevs> lol
15:00 <faux> qnd he laughed his head off
15:00 <faux> hes like
15:00 <Doodle> ES TRE BIEN
15:00 <faux> HA HA I SCARE U ALL GOOD HERE
15:00 <faux> .
15:00 <faux> lmao
15:00 <Doodle> merde
15:00 <faux> found his own joke hilarious 
15:00 <faux> cunt
15:00 <faux> LE MONGE CACA
15:00 <Doodle> sounds like french me
15:00 <Doodle> LOL
15:00 <faux> ya mong
15:00 <faux> mm french u
15:00 <faux> pix
15:00 <Doodle> its just me with a cigarette
15:00 <faux> FRENCH ME LIKE 1 OF UR SNOT BLOX
15:00 <faux> oh
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i got money m8
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i just dont wana spend on shit i dont think its 4 me
16:00 <Doodle> lmaooooooo
16:00 <Matthew> noni
16:00 <faux> TU ES DES BEAUX YEAUX
16:00 <Doodle> the cigarette is sticking out of me bum cheeks tho
16:00 <Doodle> french stylez
16:00 <faux> LMAO
16:00 <faux> look
16:00 <faux> u know what im gonna sy next
16:00 <Doodle> COQ AU VAN
16:00 <faux> just get on w ot
16:00 <faux> it
16:00 <Doodle> hahaha
16:00 <faux> pix of coq
16:00 <Doodle> oh 
16:00 <Doodle> coq au vin
16:00 <Doodle> too
17:00 <couleurs> smd
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if i save 150 i can get a few massages when i get to melb
17:00 <Doodle> cock n wine
17:00 <Doodle> faux's fave
17:00 <faux> lmao
17:00 <faux> i just cracked open 1
17:00 <Doodle> et champignon
17:00 <faux> and some wine
17:00 <Doodle> and mushies
17:00 <TheRon> cock and wine is chicken with red isn't it?
17:00 <Doodle> ye
17:00 <faux> ehe
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> heh
18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> stay kool
18:00 <TheRon> sometimes you can't make it on your own
19:00 <Doodle> its ok i dont eat french food
19:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <couleurs> stop typeing idiet
20:00 <couleurs> right Ron?
20:00 <TheRon> yes!
20:00 <nevs> nothing better than sleeping in a car than driving 5 hours and then seeing a couple of prostitures on a weekend
20:00 <TheRon> after a hearty french meal with rich buttery sauces you might feel the need to peel one off
20:00 <TheRon> play a rectal reveille on the backdoor bugle as it were
20:00 <Doodle> rofl
20:00 <Doodle> good grief
20:00 <Doodle> is that why french people stink?
21:00 <nevs> then*
21:00 <nevs> should be a travel agent bro
21:00 <TheRon> i smell fuckwit
21:00 <TheRon> what do you do, let it fly into the atmosphere or bury it deep into the seat cushion?
21:00 <couleurs> go da dees
21:00 <Doodle> it varies
22:00 <TheRon> that's all the french was doing during their nuclear tests, a series of completely harmless one cheek sneaks
23:00 <Doodle> those foul nazi collaborating froggy fucks
23:00 <Matthew> french doodle is delicious, just fyi
23:00 <Doodle> mon dieu
23:00 <TheRon> somebody bring me some water
24:00 <couleurs> agread.
24:00 <Doodle> only if i can call u melissa
24:00 <Trevor> fuck melissa has massive tits
25:00 <Trevor> bitch tits
25:00 <zaim> show me
25:00 <Trevor> yeah melissa show us ur tits
25:00 <Clarkson> he'd fuck me and give me ops for a day for doing so
26:00 <robot> supppppppppppp
26:00 <TheRon> trevor, melissa etheridge has massive tits?
26:00 <Matthew> CELINE <3
27:00 <couleurs> nm dude just waiting 4 new radio head n u
27:00 <TheRiddler> watching toy story 2
27:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CkKuA86Mis
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Celine Dion - Because You Loved Me lyrics Views: 60,345,963 Uploader: setipeti Uploaded: Jan 27, 2007 Duration: 4m31s Rating: 4.81
27:00 <TheRon> what's that jim steinman song she does?
28:00 <robot> radio head?
28:00 <robot> startin up a game
28:00 <couleurs> yea the band!!!!
28:00 <couleurs> which game? FiFa?
28:00 <robot> ohhhh
28:00 <robot> nah kingdom thrush
28:00 <Doodle> up there cazaly
28:00 <TheRon> mmmbop
29:00 <TheRon> i want nude chicks
29:00 <robot> yeah!
29:00 <couleurs> kool
29:00 <TheRon> it's all coming back to me now
29:00 <Matthew> she is just the best
30:00 <TheRon> jim steinman is a genius
31:00 <TheRiddler> http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1670#search=Jessie%20Toy_Story nsfw
31:00 <TheRiddler> childhood ruined
31:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: geelong won
31:00 <TheRiddler> yep
31:00 <TheRon> i reckon 10 wins might make the finals
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just being a man
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> and noba hipster fag m8
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> people still know what it.means to be a man these days
32:00 <Mae-Pai> they were like 10 goals up the last score i got
33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> seems like every1 needs to get their advice from MKR
33:00 <TheRon> mind you i'm writing off pies, lions, dockers, blues, dees
34:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> when a slab of beer n some sangas will do...n not a bunch of twits complaining about their food m8
34:00 <TheRon> oh and the tigers
34:00 <TheRon> port hasn't impressed me yet
35:00 <TheRon> oh yeah and essendon
36:00 <couleurs> yep, tv is real life 
37:00 <TheRiddler> to not make the 8?
37:00 <TheRon> yeah
38:00 <couleurs> bloodey idiet
38:00 <TheRon> do you think i am wrong?
38:00 <TheRiddler> nope
38:00 <TheRiddler> about right
39:00 <TheRon> dockers have lost pace, sandilands and the ability to hit a target
40:00 <robot> sup
40:00 <Matthew> TheRon is really making a HUGE call by declaring Essendon won't make the 8 ...
40:00 <Matthew> lots of balls there, TheRon
40:00 <TheRon> i know
41:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think saints will make the 8 either
41:00 <TheRon> probably not, but i'm backing the youth a bit
42:00 <couleurs> rite guyse???
42:00 <nevs> ryt
42:00 <TheRiddler> their youth cant hold up yet
42:00 <robot> anyway thats why faux owes me $5
42:00 <faux> ehe
43:00 <couleurs> he's not even the most annoying 1
43:00 <couleurs> wait till you see some of the others dude
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
43:00 <TheRon> i'm guessing about half way thru they will
43:00 <faux> thanks
43:00 <faux> ASH
43:00 <faux> laurel omg
43:00 <TheRiddler> yes
43:00 <TheRiddler> yep
43:00 <faux> i hated her so much
43:00 <TheRiddler> I know
43:00 <faux> and then i started to like her
43:00 <faux> and then they killed her
43:00 <faux> i was sad a bit
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <faux> i hope her dad becomes teh black canary
43:00 <faux> lol.
44:00 <nevs> ha damn
44:00 <nevs> as much as things change some things stay the same eh
44:00 <faux> someone outside has been playing
44:00 <faux> OH HOT DAMN THIS IS MA JAAAMMM
44:00 <faux> really loudly
44:00 <faux> for like 2428 hours
44:00 <couleurs> that me
44:00 <faux> PICK ANOTHER SONG GOD DAMMIT
44:00 <nevs> not sure if i know that one
44:00 <faux> family tradition
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> her sister is still alive
44:00 <TheRiddler> so maybe she comes back next season
44:00 <faux> oh ye
44:00 <TheRiddler> who knows
44:00 <faux> was that the finale 
44:00 <TheRiddler> nope
45:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/7ZsuE8W_VlE
45:00 <faux> ^
45:00 <faux> oh
45:00 <faux> fek i cant keep up
45:00 <faux> i watch too much shit
45:00 <Clarkson> some expensive shit
45:00 <faux> shut up clarky
45:00 <Clarkson> [23:03:42] gay men
45:00 <TheRiddler> she was resurectted in like the 4th eps or something
45:00 <TheRiddler> then left because she need to control her rage
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Flo Rida - In The Ayer (With Lyrics!) Views: 699,458 Uploader: TigerIncognito Uploaded: Jul 2, 2008 Duration: 3m40s Rating: 4.71
46:00 <nevs> oh dear
46:00 <nevs> yea thats why god created shovels
46:00 <TheRiddler> *needed
46:00 <Matthew> and all this loveee... rainbow stylinggg
46:00 <TheRiddler> so she's now part of the other series
46:00 <TheRiddler> legends of tomorrow
46:00 <faux> ye
46:00 <faux> i remember now
46:00 <faux> she bugged me
46:00 <TheRon> and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like i love you
46:00 <faux> wow u cAught up pretty fast
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <TheRiddler> yep
47:00 <nevs> whats even sadder is that flo-rider is still worth 30mill
47:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <faux> its annoyingly catchy so itll be in my head for about 4 years
47:00 <Matthew> TheRon, what sort of mobile do you have?
47:00 <TheRon> a simple one
47:00 <TheRiddler> I think they made her a full on lesbo now
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <faux> nice
47:00 <Matthew> naturally ... but which one?
47:00 <faux> nokia 3310
47:00 <TheRon> telstra t96
47:00 <TheRiddler> the destroyer
48:00 <faux> and i just got it out too aftet watching one tree hill
48:00 <nevs> and also has an album in the top 10 best selling hiphop albums of all time lol
48:00 <nevs> yuck
48:00 <faux> :'(
48:00 <Matthew> you seem like one of those people that would currently have (and be content) with one of those Motorola Razr phones from like 9 years ago
48:00 <TheRiddler> what has ever happened to bo peep
48:00 <TheRon> i like to receive calls thats about it
48:00 <Matthew> http://cdn2.gsmarena.com/vv/pics/motorola/mov3_00.jpg
49:00 <faux> idk anything about him tbh
49:00 <nevs> its better that way
49:00 <faux> lol
49:00 <nevs> hes half a retard too apparently
49:00 <faux> that bad huh
49:00 <nevs> cant read or write like mayweather
49:00 <faux> oh dear
49:00 <TheRiddler> I had a razr
49:00 <TheRon> not that old
49:00 <TheRiddler> except for it getting hot it was pretty good
49:00 <Matthew> I had the gold one and thought I was top shit... soooooo 2007
49:00 <TheRon> i don't need most the shit the iphone does
49:00 <errot> well yeh they did come out in 2007 u dumb cunt
49:00 <errot> actually try before that
49:00 <errot> 2005
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hows it garn again
50:00 <nevs> quick nap in the datsun george?
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> corolla m8
50:00 <nevs> haha rolla smooth
50:00 <errot> retard
50:00 <Matthew> hey errot, choke on my pre-cum you fucking maggot
50:00 <TheRiddler> .
50:00 <errot> hey Matthew how did the bombers go?
50:00 <errot> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
50:00 <TheRiddler> oh it's him
50:00 <Matthew> yep... time for some action...
50:00 <errot> who?
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeh
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> wouldnt mind a sportswagon tho
51:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> maybe upgrade somebtime
51:00 <faux> oo yay new hawaii 5 0 ep
51:00 <TheRon> where did this stereotype come from that gay will just fuck anything?
51:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/j2ZXwy4
52:00 <nevs> yea i draw the line somewhere before that show faux
52:00 <faux> you dont likey.
52:00 <faux> ?
52:00 <nevs> but obv im not one to talk ha
52:00 <couleurs> flo my rida
52:00 <nevs> tbh i only watched the first ep
52:00 <faux> i loves it
52:00 <nevs> seemed a little cheesey
52:00 <faux> newest season is so meh though
52:00 <faux> hit n miss
52:00 <faux> i havent seen the orig one
52:00 <TheRon> i hate cat videos
52:00 <Matthew> mKR is so boring tonight
52:00 <faux> oh is it stull on
52:00 <faux> mum told me to call her after
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <TheRon> mack the knife
52:00 <Matthew> 7-8.30 tbh
53:00 <nevs> i just grabbed a few new movies for tonight
53:00 <nevs> no new shows out for me except mw
53:00 <faux> which ones
53:00 <couleurs> which 1s
53:00 <nevs> 2 new sam rockwell movies and an aussie horror
53:00 <faux> also you should watch Bates motel
53:00 <faux> tv show
53:00 <faux> u too couleurs
53:00 <faux> tenks
53:00 <couleurs> Titles Pls
53:00 <nevs> don verdean, mr right (not a romance movie..) and a horrow called they look like people
53:00 <faux> ye people are damn scary
53:00 <TheRon> what's caro gonna say about richmond this week?
53:00 <Matthew> miserable old bat she is
54:00 <faux> good title
54:00 <couleurs> i've seen clips of bates hotel
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <nevs> yea that show fell off hard hey
54:00 <faux> and didnt likey?
54:00 <nevs> i could probably catch up but the dude annoys me
54:00 <faux> hes an amazing actor in it og
54:00 <faux> omg
54:00 <TheRon> i could see in the first 5 mins they were gonna fuck it up
54:00 <Doodle> say hi to mum 4 me faux
54:00 <TheRon> celine - think twice
54:00 <faux> yes sir
54:00 <Doodle> ^_^
54:00 <faux> 'doodle says hi"
54:00 <Mae-Pai> np:whitesnake - bad boys
55:00 <faux> and vera too
55:00 <faux> i love her
55:00 <faux> he plays crazy so well
55:00 <nevs> isnt she dead now in the show?
55:00 <faux> what
55:00 <faux> no
55:00 <nevs> ill prob catch up when i run out of shit
55:00 <nevs> ahh
55:00 <couleurs> i downloaded don verdean and mr right too........
55:00 <nevs> nice
55:00 <faux> its a prequel to Psycho
55:00 <nevs> rockwell is dope
55:00 <faux> so hes still a teen
55:00 <nevs> yea i know
55:00 <faux> it shows the build up to how he got crazy
55:00 <faux> oh
55:00 <Doodle> :D
55:00 <faux> 'which one?"
55:00 <faux> 'slut.'
55:00 <Doodle> hahah
55:00 <Doodle> LOL
55:00 <Doodle> urmum sounds ace
55:00 <TheRon> where's amelia i wanna call her fat
55:00 <Doodle> probably eating
56:00 <faux> ye
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <nevs> man sam rockwell has been in some awesome movies
56:00 <couleurs> yea rockwell is good but i heard don verdean sux ass
56:00 <Clarkson> only sex i had in australia was in dvd both wanking myself
56:00 <nevs> ahh shit
56:00 <couleurs> he was gr8 in moon
56:00 <nevs> good cast in it
56:00 <couleurs> moon owns
56:00 <nevs> dude
56:00 <nevs> moon was so great
56:00 <dematerialised> moon was awesome
56:00 <couleurs> 10/10
56:00 <nevs> matchstick men too
56:00 <nevs> so many
56:00 <TheRon> more than likely
56:00 <Trevor> u were ma sun u were ma earth but i bet u didnt no all da wayz i luved u no so u took a chance n made oftha plans but i bet u didnt think dat dey wud cum crashin down no
56:00 <amelia> i jus watched my skydive vid and my cheeks are so chubby they kinda flap falling thru the air
56:00 <robot> dont call her fat
56:00 <robot> hey fattie
56:00 <robot> LOL
56:00 <robot> jokes
56:00 <TheRon> awesome
56:00 <amelia> HAHA
57:00 <couleurs> ya that was decent too
57:00 <nevs> played zaphod beeblebrox in the hitchhikers guide movie
57:00 <nevs> big respect
57:00 <Doodle> my mate is a skydiver
57:00 <Doodle> he also has flappy cheeks
57:00 <TheRon> O'DOYLE RULES!
57:00 <amelia> ok phew
57:00 <robot> i'm the one with the small plate
57:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/am4AD
58:00 <TheRon> any relation to the little fat kid off hey dad?
58:00 <couleurs> i'm the last 1 :(
58:00 <robot> but i'm only a widdle kid
58:00 <robot> but i'm big for my age
58:00 <TheRon> not fat just bog boned?
58:00 <TheRon> big
59:00 <couleurs> what else was good!!!!!!
59:00 <couleurs> cool runnings!!!!!!!!
59:00 <nevs> haha fuck
59:00 <Clarkson> I just found it odd you'd wank without being physically aroused
59:00 <nevs> i saw that at the cinemas back in the day
59:00 <couleurs> me 2
59:00 <Bonny> nevs can you please disable your whois script
59:00 <Trevor> u told me u luved me why did u leave me all alone now u tell me u need me when u call me on da ph girl i refuse u must have me confused wit some otha guy da bridges were burned now its ur turn 2 cry so cry me a river
59:00 <robot> shhhhhh, Trevor.
59:00 <nevs> sorry yea my bad
00:00 <Trevor> asl? lol
00:00 <TheRon> doodle, gearing up for free cone day?
00:00 <Bonny> thank you
01:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hiws it garn
02:00 <nevs> anyone know a good place to sell gold in melb?
03:00 <nevs> actually nevermind
03:00 <robot> the gold shop
03:00 <nevs> sweet
04:00 <couleurs> Golds R Us
04:00 <nevs> ha ok
04:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <faux> mongs
05:00 <Trevor> i love ice cream!!!!
05:00 <faux> whats a whois script
05:00 <nevs> i had a script that whois's on join ha was playing with old scripts
05:00 <faux> does it whois cunts on entry
06:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> why u wana sell gold
06:00 <faux> oo fun
06:00 <nevs> pretty pointless
06:00 <faux> ye the ircops get notified when u whois them
06:00 <faux> so we cant stall
06:00 <faux> stalk 
06:00 <faux> :o
06:00 <nevs> ahh
07:00 <nevs> just wanna get a bigger chain and dont need 2
07:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ok
07:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> is there such a thing m8
07:00 <amelia> faux
07:00 <faux> amelia
07:00 <amelia> I have another new name
07:00 <amelia> (errot) amelia is a loser and a compulsive liar and a plastic tryhard
07:00 <amelia> plastic tryhard
07:00 <faux> LOL
07:00 <faux> PTH
08:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> as a too big gold chain
08:00 <nevs> nope
08:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
08:00 <nevs> what even is a plastic tryhard
08:00 <faux> lmao
08:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahhahahaah
08:00 <amelia> me of course
08:00 <faux> u fat plastic fuk
08:00 <Clarkson> brb, shooting mys... oh fuck no shotgun.
08:00 <nevs> lol
08:00 <faux> lol theyre so nuts
08:00 <amelia> you fat plastic lying tryhard tree stump wog fuck!
08:00 <faux> LOL
09:00 <faux> i want a goodname dammit
09:00 <faux> all i get is midget leb
09:00 <faux> which is true
09:00 <faux> LOL
09:00 <faux> oh and oompa loompa
09:00 <faux> OL
09:00 <nevs> haha
09:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
10:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dzQqRXq7U0
10:00 <couleurs> looks gr8
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: EYE IN THE SKY - INTERNATIONAL TRAILER [HD] Views: 34,602 Uploader: Entertainment One UK Uploaded: Dec 9, 2015 Duration: 2m11s Rating: .0
10:00 <couleurs> RiP HaNs
10:00 <couleurs> ps kill all muslems
10:00 <amelia> I'm sure one will come up for you shortly
10:00 <faux> phew
10:00 <BonnieBarstow> wog guys shit me, and always have.........greasy, leghumping, creepazoid fucknuts
10:00 <Clarkson> that's a shit load of brown
10:00 <faux> well thats a bit racist 
10:00 <robot> faux in a nutshell --> http://i.imgur.com/eHyZlwy.png
10:00 <BonnieBarstow> dude, i'm a gook............that doesn't count;p
11:00 <faux> LMAO
11:00 <nevs> im white
11:00 <nevs> so boring
11:00 <faux> im white too 
11:00 <faux> but leb
12:00 <philosopher{[x]}> I'm just getting started. I'm gonna pull the whole thing down. I gonna bring the whole fuckin' diseased corrupt temple down on your heads. It's gonna be Biblical.
12:00 <nevs> english/irish
12:00 <faux> fun
13:00 <couleurs> No.
13:00 <dematerialised> good movie
13:00 <couleurs> is their a rip already!!!
13:00 <THE^DONALD> im white but gook
13:00 <couleurs> i'm black
13:00 <faux> pix
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ill be honest
14:00 <dematerialised> oh no i meant beehhhs quote
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> Muslims cant really fit in oz socity
14:00 <dematerialised> Law Abiding Citizen
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> or any for that matter hehe
14:00 <couleurs> oh ok
14:00 <couleurs> DRaTs
14:00 <BonnieBarstow> apple pie and custard is yummy as
14:00 <nevs> fuck yea
14:00 <nevs> custard is great
14:00 <couleurs> j/k just wearing a black t shirt 
15:00 <dematerialised> that drone movie has lots of old people in it
15:00 <dematerialised> is it an old people drone movie?
15:00 <philosopher{[x]}> yelp goog moofie
15:00 <couleurs> it's getting decent reviews
15:00 <nevs> yea im pretty over seeing hellen mirren in unlikely scenarios
15:00 <nevs> just another movie for the left to wank to
15:00 <BonnieBarstow> <=========fairtex singlet and thong
16:00 <philosopher{[x]}> what hurts me when i see desi people posting pic with bikini girls from the place i used to live
16:00 <nevs> haha 'old people drone movie'
16:00 <philosopher{[x]}> such is life
16:00 <couleurs> but it doesn't seem very realistic, they're hesitating because of 1 girl with a hoola hoop
16:00 <couleurs> yea ok
16:00 <dematerialised> why cant we have good australian war movies
16:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> dunno
16:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i wanted to earse all memory but didnt work
16:00 <dematerialised> like, the drone operator goes "no fuck that mate, she's playing in the backyard"
16:00 <faux> wheres teh other thong
17:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> theres about 100 galipoli movies
17:00 <nevs> "shes on the fucken hills hoist"
17:00 <couleurs> Breaking Bad: Helen Mirren
17:00 <dematerialised> and then his boss goes "do it or you'll get a fucken belt around the ear`ole"
17:00 <nevs> ha
17:00 <couleurs> do it or you're on the dole cunt
17:00 <faux> woah
17:00 <philosopher{[x]}> nevermind i cant make her upset anymore
17:00 <Trevor> dat thong tha thong thong thong
18:00 <philosopher{[x]}> she has only me now
18:00 <philosopher{[x]}> my love my queen norell the tranny
18:00 <couleurs> 2 ramblers @ the same time
18:00 <couleurs> Yikes
18:00 <faux> pls shut up
18:00 <faux> pls
18:00 <dematerialised> philosopher{[x]} she's not even a cute tranny
18:00 <Serenity> hnngg
18:00 <philosopher{[x]}> have you ever been in love stin?
18:00 <dematerialised> i wouldnt put my dick in her
18:00 <nevs> who?
18:00 <faux> i have yes
18:00 <faux> me
18:00 <faux> im stin
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <dematerialised> stinky
18:00 <faux> well he calls me stin 
18:00 <Serenity> stinah
19:00 <philosopher{[x]}> sezz gimme a hug
19:00 <Serenity> you fuck right off
19:00 <faux> lmao
19:00 <philosopher{[x]}> when are you letting me back in with my new spouse norell?
19:00 <nevs> ahh
19:00 <Serenity> i cant move faux wah
19:00 <faux> then don't 
19:00 <nevs> i dont what anyone looks like so i cant comment ha
20:00 <faux> huh
20:00 <Serenity> ive been putting off going to the toilet for an hour cause it hurts to move rofl
20:00 <philosopher{[x]}> in jail you dont have much choice
20:00 <faux> pee on the couch
20:00 <philosopher{[x]}> keep yourself light to survive
21:00 <philosopher{[x]}> see with your eyes closed
21:00 <faux> summon a child to bring u a bucket
21:00 <dematerialised> this thunder sounds like bombs going off
21:00 <faux> isnt that why people have children
21:00 <dematerialised> its making me nervous
21:00 <Serenity> i need to poooop
21:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i put all my babies into the sea unfortunately
21:00 <faux> FETCH ME A POOP BUCKET
21:00 <Serenity> beehhh get off the crack pipe mate
21:00 <Serenity> you make no sense
21:00 <faux> CHILD #1
22:00 <faux> i boufjt this new hand wash
22:00 <faux> w aloe vera
22:00 <faux> and you can smell it like everywhere
22:00 <faux> my golly 
22:00 <faux> delish
22:00 <couleurs> pics
22:00 <dematerialised> does it smell like dettol?
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <faux> no
22:00 <faux> less chemically 
23:00 <robot> dettol smells rad
23:00 <faux> dettol cheese dad
23:00 <robot> lol
23:00 <Trevor> y m i not bothering ne 1 rite now aye
23:00 <Trevor> did u all grow up?
24:00 <philosopher{[x]}> london wud be like a fallen hell
24:00 <dematerialised> i wish hell would fall on your head
24:00 <faux> can we banish beehhh
24:00 <dematerialised> and crush your skull
24:00 <faux> ols
24:00 <faux> pls
24:00 <dematerialised> into a meat pancake
24:00 <Serenity> mm dettol
24:00 <dematerialised> or perhaps an omelette
24:00 <philosopher{[x]}> faux i dont use my emotion anymore
24:00 <faux> oh ok
24:00 <philosopher{[x]}> dettol soap i use
24:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew01FexjxfI
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Doorbell Sebastian Full Views: 22,677 Uploader: 450watts Uploaded: Feb 1, 2016 Duration: 5m3s Rating: 4.89
25:00 <faux> ah yes
25:00 <faux> u replaced ur emotion w dettol
25:00 <philosopher{[x]}> only for norell all my feelings
25:00 <Serenity> far out
25:00 <faux> excellent choice 
25:00 <Serenity> why is he so shit
25:00 <faux> idk but im giving him like 6 more lines of text before i banish him 2 hell
25:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i tot u dropped a dettol soap stin now go pick it up
25:00 <faux> i tot i taw a putty tat
26:00 <dematerialised> 1
26:00 <philosopher{[x]}> your funny lol
26:00 <Serenity> you need a dettol enema
26:00 <dematerialised> 2
26:00 <faux> 4 lines 2 go beehhh use them wisely
26:00 <philosopher{[x]}> my queen my love all the trannies
26:00 <dematerialised> 3
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <nevs> haha accurate
27:00 <Serenity> i hope these next 3 are hell important
27:00 <Clarkson> we own dis shitz
27:00 <faux> everyone on the edge of their seats
27:00 <faux> anticipating his next 3 lines
27:00 <dematerialised> i am
27:00 <dematerialised> i wanna see if it's wisdom
27:00 <faux> confetti on the ready
27:00 <Trevor> http://trendinglifestyletricks.com/AU/build/brain1-1.php?var1=australia2&var2=&voluumdata=vid..00000002-cff4-4efa-8000-000000000000__vpid..fcbe1000-ff02-11e5-8ed2-f8f1fa94eda5__caid..69d0f58f-c1b8-415a-956a-39dc0f354b74__rt..D__lid..90f0de59-87c6-4f8f-8e41-e9e6729caaa9__oid1..ada48317-8f45-4b29-a6f7-938630cc2b1d__var1..australia2__rd..www\.\facebook\.\com__aid..__ab..__sid..
27:00 <Trevor> seems legit
28:00 <philosopher{[x]}> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uMSgxo5ozD0/maxresdefault.jpg
28:00 <dematerialised> 4
28:00 <philosopher{[x]}> lol
28:00 <dematerialised> 5
28:00 <faux> lmaoo
28:00 <dematerialised> RIP beehhh
28:00 <couleurs> behhh is literally the worst
28:00 <faux> HAHA
28:00 <dematerialised> hahaahah
28:00 <faux> bastard
29:00 <Serenity> i wonder if the things he says makes sense in his mind
29:00 <Serenity> is it just alanguage barrier.. or is he a retard
29:00 <dematerialised> im not sure if troll or retard
29:00 <dematerialised> he looks pretty retarded
29:00 <dematerialised> so im going with the latter
29:00 <faux> ehe
29:00 <couleurs> he's a retard
29:00 <faux> should i watch new ep of scandal or hawaii 5 0
29:00 <faux> cast ur votes people
29:00 <THE^DONALD> 15,3THREE OAKS CICER
30:00 <dematerialised> /vote scandal
30:00 <couleurs> if it smells like a banana, looks like a banana then it's a retard
30:00 <faux> lmao
30:00 <Serenity> ty couleurs
30:00 <couleurs> unless it's a real banana
30:00 <couleurs> Bananaception.
30:00 <THE^DONALD> 15,3THREE OAKS CIDER
30:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSUdeF2af_o
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Best of Doug Stanhope Views: 19,682 Uploader: stanhopedumpster Uploaded: Jan 30, 2011 Duration: 4m54s Rating: 4.83
31:00 <faux> CUNTS UNTS R USELESS
31:00 <faux> uh
31:00 <faux> u cunts r useless
31:00 <faux> like me typing
31:00 <faux> help me decide
31:00 <couleurs> i'm gonna go watch movies 2
31:00 <faux> enJoy
31:00 <couleurs> i vote sandal 2
31:00 <Serenity> i vote nothing
31:00 <couleurs> hawaii 5.0 is like NCIS: Hawaii
31:00 <faux> cant wait to hear reviews 
31:00 <faux> couleurs reviews r me fave
31:00 <faux> 3 OUT OF 5 BANANAS
31:00 <THE^DONALD> 3,3GETTA PEAR CIDER
32:00 <faux> lool
32:00 <faux> sandal.
32:00 <couleurs> i got some good movies 2 watch but probably going to watch the bad 1s first cos i'm an idiet
32:00 <Trevor> sounds like some melbourne hipster shit
33:00 <faux> oh i thought that said coa im on a diet
33:00 <faux> k im gonna summon some cheese n wine and watch hawaii 5 0
33:00 <faux> bbs
33:00 <couleurs> ok bi
33:00 <Trevor> does ur mum no u r gay?
33:00 <THE^DONALD> 3,3GETTA PEAR CIDER
33:00 <TheRiddler> trevor has already told his mum
34:00 <Trevor> mariah carey gives me a massive boner but that doesnt make me a faggot
35:00 <TheRiddler> just be you makes you a faggot
35:00 <TheRiddler> *being
36:00 <Serenity> i watched a cool movie today on nf and im fucked if i can remember what it was called
36:00 <Serenity> and according to nf its not even there (y)
36:00 <Trevor> Strength of your argument: 0/10
36:00 <THE^DONALD> 9,9GETTA PEAR CIDER
37:00 <dematerialised> that's because you are actually insane and didn't watch a movie
37:00 <dematerialised> it was all in your head
37:00 <Trevor> bbl making the cat piss in the wifes shoes
37:00 <TheRiddler> you have neither
37:00 <Doodle> he might have womens shoes tho
37:00 <THE^DONALD> lol @ has neither
37:00 <THE^DONALD> bets call of the day
37:00 <TheRiddler> yep
38:00 <Serenity> shut. up.
38:00 <Serenity> it was case 39
38:00 <Trevor> yea not a bad call for a spastic
38:00 <Doodle> oh no its a battle of wits
39:00 <faux> dont u call him a spastic he is an angel
39:00 <Trevor> dont mother him
40:00 <faux> LOL
40:00 <faux> soz just choked on some chaken
40:00 <Doodle> u can mother me faux
40:00 <Doodle> start with the breast feeding
40:00 <Doodle> ty
40:00 <faux> good lord
40:00 <couleurs> what's shaken, chaken?
40:00 <faux> ehe
40:00 <Trevor> doesnt she like need a pregnancy to induce the lactation?
41:00 <robot> ow
41:00 <dematerialised> advanced robot!
41:00 <faux> k im gonna go watch some stuff
41:00 <faux> adios
41:00 <Doodle> who said anything about milk
41:00 <Doodle> k
42:00 <dematerialised> thankyou for registering rhembran
42:00 <robot> senndin out an s-m-s
42:00 <Serenity> sillyness aside you dont need a pregnancy to induce lactation
43:00 <Doodle> ino
43:00 <Doodle> u make me lactate all the time
44:00 <Serenity> :o
44:00 <Serenity> well now
44:00 <Doodle> lactate lactate lactate
44:00 <Doodle> oh are u gonna make me lactate again
44:00 <Doodle> ok
44:00 <Serenity> teehee
49:00 <robot> ahahahahahahahahahha http://i.imgur.com/kQIEpuJ.jpg
53:00 <amelia> HAHA
53:00 <couleurs> Not Bad.
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <TheRiddler> bloody ppl on mic in games
03:00 <dematerialised> good evening faggots
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks and creeps
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> *waves*
03:00 <couleurs> frepes n crepes
03:00 <BonnieBarstow> wow that's a nickname i remember
03:00 <dematerialised> mmmm crepes
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> pancakes are way better
04:00 <BonnieBarstow> i agree with that. pancakes, with apple and cinnamon
04:00 <dematerialised> yes!
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum!
18:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
22:00 <couleurs> picken me nose
22:00 <couleurs> n u
30:00 <slower> lol at the request to join
30:00 <slower> who is it, and what serious crime did they commit?
31:00 <Trevor> dis 1 time i went thru the self checkout at coles and missed a few things, so i stole dem
31:00 <Trevor> arrest me plz
32:00 <Serenity> that is chris.
32:00 <Serenity> he is a junky/pedo/slow learner
32:00 <slower> oh ok, thanks
34:00 <Trevor> yea many gratitudes @ u etc.
36:00 <amelia> he is also an entertainer
36:00 <amelia> has many a videos
36:00 <amelia> all of which are truly hilarious
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> links
39:00 <couleurs> Chris. World Door Frame Kicking Champion 2015.
39:00 <Student> hilarious to amelia
39:00 <amelia> AHHAHAHA cereals
39:00 <amelia> 10/10 for door kicking
39:00 <amelia> 5/10 for landing afterwards
40:00 <Serenity> he sent me some shit music youtube video the other day
40:00 <Trevor> shit as in he made it?
40:00 <Serenity> yeah
40:00 <Serenity> his music
40:00 <Trevor> yea fuck that
40:00 <Trevor> where are the door kicking videos @?
41:00 <Serenity> HOLY SHIT
41:00 <Serenity> ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
41:00 <nevs> haha i wanna see
42:00 <Student> pervs
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> same… share the links peeps
43:00 <nevs> anyone here do any youtube videos?
43:00 <Trevor> can u let chris back in here sezz plz?
43:00 <Trevor> tell him its a trial
44:00 <Trevor> we all know how itll end but whatevs
44:00 <Serenity> i cant beacuse its not my ban
44:00 <Serenity> and i woujldnt even if it was mine
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
44:00 <Trevor> whos ban is it
45:00 <Trevor> oh wait i shud learn 2 read
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone awsome, obv
45:00 <Serenity> i get blamed for all the good bans
45:00 <Serenity> and most of them arent even mine
45:00 <nevs> haha fucking hell
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
46:00 <nevs> can i just check one thing real quick
46:00 <nevs> how many of you pronounce mirc as "merk"?
46:00 <Serenity> i dont
46:00 <nevs> and instead of saying irc, consider being on irc as being on "merk"?
46:00 <Serenity> because i said irc
46:00 <Serenity> as in eye are see
46:00 <Serenity> say*
46:00 <TheRiddler> I think tonight is mango curry
46:00 <couleurs> Chris. Extreme Bong Champion 2000-2016. RiP.
46:00 <nevs> yes
46:00 <nevs> correct Serenity
47:00 <Trevor> i just refer to and pronounce it as "irc" or "eeerk"
47:00 <Trevor> seems fitting
47:00 <TheRiddler> *chicken
47:00 <nevs> you say erk?
47:00 <nevs> we can never be friends
48:00 <faux> i just prefer you to stfu
48:00 <couleurs> Erkel.
48:00 <robot> s'goin on here?!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> irc
48:00 <Trevor> oh no im not friends with some loser from erk
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> drop the m
48:00 <robot> erk
48:00 <nevs> ha me faux?
49:00 <faux> noway
49:00 <faux> Trevor: 
49:00 <Trevor> TheRiddler, is this a picture of u? http://imgur.com/ek2ZXGZ
49:00 <nevs> oh
49:00 <faux> ur a good chap nevs
49:00 <nevs> cheers
50:00 <Trevor> erk is boring 2nite n every other time ive been on
50:00 <faux> quit
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, quit
50:00 <Trevor> nah
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and perhaps never com back?
50:00 <Trevor> thatd mean u win
50:00 <Trevor> so ill just stay
50:00 <TheRiddler> yeah trevor your mum took it for me before we got to business
51:00 <faux> oend
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you’re only staying here to ‘win’
51:00 <Trevor> winning on erk, yep
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> in that case you just lost, big time.
51:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/tMDD3WE.jpg
51:00 <nevs> ggggggdddddaaaaaaaayyyyyy
51:00 <couleurs> lmao
51:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
52:00 <nevs> "ggggggdddddaaaaaaaayyyyyy" - Junkyshoes 2016
53:00 <Serenity> i need xm
53:00 <Serenity> where is he
53:00 <Serenity> he needs to remix that video
53:00 <nevs> i should sample it
53:00 <amelia> I think he already has
53:00 <amelia> AHAHA
53:00 <Student> what is with this AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA thing?
54:00 <Student> are you feeling all right?
54:00 <Trevor> bbl erk friends
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> donr
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> t
54:00 <nevs> get off fucking merk Trevor
54:00 <faux> itss called laughter Student 
54:00 <Serenity> merkz
54:00 <faux> u should try it
54:00 <amelia> Student what is with your face
54:00 <amelia> jus fuck off
54:00 <Student> strange laughter, with lots of speed breaker in between
55:00 <faux> lmao
55:00 <faux> wha.t
55:00 <nevs> at least cunts dont type lololol no more
55:00 <amelia> yes laughter is strange
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> not as often
55:00 <amelia> depressed twat
55:00 <Clarkson> and haveing ther cock owned! 
55:00 <Student> amelia are you voulenteering? come in the pvt honey , i will show you good time :P with happy endings :P
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
56:00 <TheRiddler> not sure where my brother got this chicken from but it looks rank
56:00 <nevs> yuck
56:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it's coles brand chicken
56:00 <amelia> yah and you call my laughter strange
56:00 <amelia> odd mother fucker
56:00 <Clarkson> spit on it so it looks like u got sex
56:00 <Student> :)
56:00 <TheRiddler> also it doesn't taste like anything
56:00 <Student> don't be so touchy honey 
56:00 <TheRiddler> I always get mt barker chicken
57:00 <nevs> ive listened to the same 3 songs on repeat for 3 days now
57:00 <nevs> prob sliding into madness.
58:00 <Student> opss 
58:00 <Student> what is the song nevs?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, it’s cause you’re chating on irc
58:00 <nevs> you wont like them Student
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> that causes madness 
59:00 <nevs> true kate 
59:00 <nevs> Student https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owlwpnNC6hU
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: CAS - Drugs Don't Work (Official Video) Views: 987,839 Uploader: CasIsDead . Uploaded: Aug 29, 2012 Duration: 5m57s Rating: 4.89
59:00 <Student> ok nevs
59:00 <Student> 3 days you said? :)
00:00 <nevs> 2nd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wgzFM7waWo
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: CAS - All Hallows' (Prod. By Skywlkr) Views: 419,337 Uploader: CasIsDead . Uploaded: Jan 1, 2013 Duration: 3m0s Rating: 4.90
00:00 <Student> This video is dedicated to the inspirational Charlie Williams, who on the 3rd of January 2013 finally lost his long battle with cancer, aged just 20. He appears in this video in the third verse.
00:00 <nevs> 3rd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIAng7ydybo
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: CASisDEAD - City Slicker Views: 70,982 Uploader: Martin Knight Uploaded: Dec 22, 2013 Duration: 2m41s Rating: 4.90
01:00 <Trevor> hello erk friends
01:00 <amelia> listen @ dis one instead https://youtu.be/_YZuCdS5_t0
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: az - the format (prod. dj premier) Views: 2,197,449 Uploader: suezjk Uploaded: Nov 13, 2007 Duration: 3m4s Rating: 4.94
01:00 <Trevor> im constipated
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s because you’re full of shit
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> *bows*
02:00 <Student> ok amelia
02:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/VhtkCcH.jpg
02:00 <couleurs> me
02:00 <amelia> not you Student, you can fuck off
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Student> black singers are in fashion 
02:00 <Student> too late amelia
02:00 <amelia> bwahahahah that dog
02:00 <amelia> chuffed as
02:00 <nevs> amelia!
02:00 <Student> ha ha 
02:00 <nevs> nice AZ link
03:00 <Student> :P
03:00 <amelia> yah i know it
03:00 <Student> amelia knows it all 
03:00 <amelia> yas
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEwSfbE9IXc
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas *bitches *
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nas feat A.Z. - Life's A Bitch Views: 3,284,768 Uploader: myclef9 Uploaded: Sep 11, 2007 Duration: 3m31s Rating: 4.88
03:00 <Student> oh YAS :P
03:00 <TheRiddler> oops
03:00 <TheRiddler> it wasn't chicken
03:00 <TheRiddler> it was snapper
03:00 <partay> nevs are you irc old skool?
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <nevs> partay yea
04:00 <amelia> this one super chilled
04:00 <partay> oz.org ?
04:00 <nevs> why do i feel like im snitching on myself ha
04:00 <nevs> yea
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnOp7XNWF4U
04:00 <nevs> why?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSSSS
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: "YAAAAAAS GAGA!" -The Compilation- Views: 388,809 Uploader: enterthesphere Uploaded: Mar 24, 2014 Duration: 1m13s Rating: 4.87
04:00 <partay> did you use nevs nick
04:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
05:00 <nevs> partay you know me?>
05:00 <amelia> hi friend
05:00 <Serenity> get the fuck off merk
05:00 <nevs> haha fuck that yass video
05:00 <partay> Serenity get take your merkin off
05:00 <Serenity> scuse me
05:00 <Serenity> i dont have a merkin
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> the only person who needs a merkin is picard, for his bald head.
06:00 <amelia> Neville do you like handsome boy modeling school
06:00 <nevs> sure
07:00 <nevs> prince paul has one of my fav albums of all time
07:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/qlCGDQ1.jpg
07:00 <Serenity> neville bartos?
07:00 <Serenity> neville fucken bartos
07:00 <nevs> i get that sometimes
07:00 <partay> lol couleurs that is probaly the best link you have ever posted
07:00 <faux> FUCK I HATE "YASSSSS" WITH A FUCKING PASSION OF THE CHRIST
07:00 <nevs> haha
07:00 <nevs> its cute on broad city though
07:00 <nevs> those chicks are oddly hot
07:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/C1wpfVPN9aM
07:00 <faux> it sounfs like cats being raped and murdered
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Truth - Handsome Boy Modeling School Views: 274,916 Uploader: rfulgurex Uploaded: Apr 29, 2012 Duration: 5m38s Rating: 4.94
07:00 <slower> riddler, are you saying you cant tell the difference between fish and chicken????????
07:00 <nevs> yewww
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <nevs> truth
07:00 <Student> oh YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :P
08:00 <faux> Student
08:00 <amelia> so sexy
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSSSSS MUMMA!
08:00 <faux> i will kick you in the dick
08:00 <amelia> and "I've been thinking"
08:00 <Student> strange action 
08:00 <Student> ;)
08:00 <faux> fff
08:00 <Serenity> yassssss
08:00 <faux> fuck offff
08:00 <Serenity> ii wont
08:00 <Student> YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :P
08:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwgPTJgvOB8
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Prince Paul - A Prince Among Thieves Views: 57,955 Uploader: RhymesVidz Uploaded: Jul 19, 2011 Duration: 5m14s Rating: 4.95
09:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/AUDdxRn.jpg
09:00 <couleurs> haehaeh
09:00 <nevs> partay i used to be in #doublebeef back in the day
09:00 <faux> i can almost tolerate reading it cos i dont have to hear how stupid it is
09:00 <nevs> if thats what you were getting at
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
09:00 <dematerialised> doublebeefdoublecheese
09:00 <partay> Ahh ok..
09:00 <amelia> I used to listen to this on my discman
09:00 <nevs> fuck oath!
09:00 <partay> I didnt channel surf much
09:00 <nevs> ahh
10:00 <partay> I was in #bong sesh
10:00 <nevs> right on
10:00 <Trevor> big w photos have a terrible website
10:00 <partay> and brisbane a bit untill falling wanted to suck my cock
10:00 <Serenity> I was in yer mum
11:00 <nevs> haha
11:00 <dematerialised> you turned down a free cock sucking?
11:00 <dematerialised> what's wrong with you
11:00 <partay> dematerialised yes
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
11:00 <partay> a pair of hairy boys
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
12:00 <nevs> fuck i havent listened to handsome boy modelling school in years
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> next aye
12:00 <nevs> you must be another handsome boy graduate
13:00 <faux> yer mom*
13:00 <Student> yass mom
13:00 <amelia> those 2 tracks so sexy & smoooove
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll give you smooth and sexy
14:00 <amelia> you give me hairy and fat
14:00 <Student> not silky? :)
14:00 <amelia> and you Student, you jus give me retard
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was talking about a song, cunt
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfkJ53S2x-w
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Art of Noise - Moments In Love (ZTPS02) Views: 671,414 Uploader: zttrecords Uploaded: Feb 21, 2007 Duration: 4m47s Rating: 4.91
15:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
15:00 <Student> ok katatonic_kate01
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently it’s a song peeps have sex to
15:00 <Clarkson> [12:26:58] q{ 15 gay cd
15:00 <Trevor> kate, nobody cares
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick trevor
15:00 <nevs> haha
15:00 <Trevor> ur husband would probably like that
15:00 <nevs> can you imagine fucking to that song now
15:00 <nevs> why is that dude holding a turtle
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor, he loves sucking my dick.
16:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...) (Official Video) Views: 42,343,306 Uploader: LouBegaVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 3m42s Rating: 4.86
16:00 <Student> here comes the dick again 
16:00 <nevs> fucken Trevor
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, die.
16:00 <nevs> just reading that title hurts me
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
16:00 <amelia> no dis one is pretty
16:00 <faux> ffs boning to a scratched cd is the worst... imagine listenin to LETS GET N A S T Y GET READY FOR A NASTY TIMMEEEE
16:00 <faux> on repeat.
16:00 <faux> gtfo
16:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/8ji134Evkbk
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hieroglyphics ft. Goapele - Make Your Move [HD] Views: 934,934 Uploader: HipHopLivesToday Uploaded: Aug 30, 2009 Duration: 4m47s Rating: 4.93
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <nevs> better!
17:00 <partay> Trevor that song sucks
17:00 <amelia> i used to think she was soso pretty
17:00 <amelia> GoaPeLe
17:00 <Trevor> yw
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like elle king atm
17:00 <nevs> fucking time machine music for me
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is pretty awesome
18:00 <Trevor> ex's and ohs?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that’s ok. 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> but she has lots more
18:00 <nevs> she has a great voice
18:00 <nevs> but a manly face 
18:00 <nevs> ha
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
18:00 <nevs> man i miss singy hooks
19:00 <amelia> Awwe
19:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi3wzp5zYc4
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Karma Hotel - Spooks Views: 666,882 Uploader: NeNiNha13 Uploaded: Aug 27, 2007 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.89
19:00 <faux> gross
19:00 <amelia> thats a good one too
20:00 <nevs> big spooks fan
20:00 <nevs> too underrated and only released 1 album
20:00 <nevs> or 2 even
20:00 <amelia> I used to listen to that thing's you've seen track quite a lot
20:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01
21:00 <Doodle> have u done ur homework
21:00 <katatonic_kate01>                                                    yas
21:00 <amelia> and also a lot of Pharcyde and ATCQ
21:00 <nevs> nice
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
21:00 <Doodle> :o
21:00 <Doodle> naughty
21:00 <nevs> dont get me started on those!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> still need a research question
21:00 <nevs> ill be flooding urls and youll all want me banned
21:00 <amelia> 1nce Again my fave haha
21:00 <Doodle> ok i will give ua research question
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’ve got supervision tomoz, so im asking me co-ordinator to make one up lol
21:00 <Doodle> why do girls wear smaller clothes the bigger they get
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH
21:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6TLWqn82J4
21:00 <amelia> the beat always makes me blink when it's up loud
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, that is the age old question
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A Tribe Called Quest - Scenario Views: 3,282,782 Uploader: TribeCalledQuestVEVO Uploaded: Dec 5, 2012 Duration: 4m24s Rating: 4.92
21:00 <Doodle> hehe
22:00 <Doodle> u could do a whole thess
22:00 <amelia> yas!
22:00 <Doodle> i
22:00 <Doodle> thesis
22:00 <Doodle> @mp3 A Tribe Called Quest - Scenario.mp3 (3.82MB 128kbps Stereo 4:10)
22:00 <Doodle> i'm cool too
22:00 <Doodle> see
22:00 <nevs> rip phife =/
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHY the hell do some women squeeze into smaller sizes… they look like a ….sausage
22:00 <nevs> tribe is one of the only acts ive never seen live and now phife has passed
22:00 <nevs> sucks
22:00 <Doodle> like a condom full of walnuts
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS! LOL
22:00 <faux> cos det r carbdashians
22:00 <Tiggier> speaking of sausages
22:00 <Doodle> lmao faux
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> gis look at yours riddler
23:00 <faux> :D
23:00 <Doodle> krispy karbdashian
23:00 <amelia> you seen quite a bit?
23:00 <faux> lmaoo
23:00 <faux> i died at krispy .. kreme and kim
23:00 <faux> excellent
23:00 <Doodle> lolol
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <nevs> amelia fortunately yea over the years
23:00 <amelia> melb get a lot more acts than Perth
23:00 <Doodle> less flies
23:00 <amelia> well, used to
23:00 <amelia> not so had now
24:00 <nevs> yea for sure always had
24:00 <amelia> bad!*
24:00 <TheRiddler> wasn't the comedy thing on yesterday in melbourne
24:00 <TheRiddler> comedy festival
26:00 <nevs> yea i think its still on TheRiddler
26:00 <nevs> i had tickets to carl barron but i had to sell them
27:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48LLdLbAiQg
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fatlip - What's Up Fatlip Views: 526,004 Uploader: GodsConnect Uploaded: Nov 27, 2012 Duration: 3m25s Rating: 4.97
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
28:00 <nevs> had my missus amped i had aaa front row shes a big fan
28:00 <nevs> then realised its the same night as the hoods
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
28:00 <amelia> thats an easy decision
29:00 <amelia> fuck the hoods off
29:00 <nevs> haha
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <nevs> nah cant do that 
29:00 <robot> coffee
29:00 <robot> at this hour?!
29:00 <Doodle> ye 
29:00 <Doodle> real men drink coffee whenever the fk they like
29:00 <partay> the fucking robot
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> bad ass
30:00 <Doodle> 2rite m8
30:00 <robot> o
30:00 <robot> guess im not a real man then
30:00 <robot> mr partay himself!
30:00 <Doodle> no you're a robot
30:00 <Doodle> der
30:00 <nevs> either
30:00 <Doodle> oh well maybe one day when u both grow a set
30:00 <Doodle> u can live in hope
30:00 <nevs> haha
31:00 <nevs> i enjoy sleep too much dude and ive got work in the morning
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’ve sent enough dick pics - prettty sure yo be a real man doodle
31:00 <Doodle> u can sleep when ur dead
31:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZXc39hT8t4&nohtml5=False
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dr. Dre - The Next Episode ft. Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, Nate Dogg Views: 126,561,495 Uploader: DrDreVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 3m20s Rating: 4.88
31:00 <Doodle> rofl katatonic_kate01
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <nevs> nice one partay
31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Dr. Dre (ft. Snoop Dogg) - The Next Episode.mp3 (6.35MB 128kbps Stereo 6:56)
31:00 <nevs> classic
32:00 <partay> indeed
32:00 <Doodle> my cat hates snoop dogg
32:00 <nevs> your cats obv racist
32:00 <BonnieBarstow> your cat is sensible;p
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <BonnieBarstow> np:metallica - enter sandman
32:00 <Doodle> sif
32:00 <Doodle> he's a raving lunati
32:00 <Doodle> c
33:00 <partay> yep hes a lunati
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM4vblG6BVQ&nohtml5=False
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday Views: 15,630,608 Uploader: U2VEVO Uploaded: Dec 14, 2009 Duration: 5m54s Rating: 4.87
33:00 <Doodle> Mae-Pai do u still beat up men
33:00 <nevs> i never got U2
34:00 <robot> number 5 is alive!
34:00 <robot> i got to repeat that jokes
34:00 <robot> -s
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos you’re lame
34:00 <nevs> never really got their appeal but that one song the other guy does is sick
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
34:00 <nevs> the edge or whatever
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Doodle> i dont like u2 much
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
34:00 <BonnieBarstow> dude, kicking guys arses is awesome;p
34:00 <Doodle> mainly cos bono is a monumental cocksnorter
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <Doodle> i was just wondering
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> he might be, but i like the older music
34:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtxuKO0orXo
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nate Dogg - These Days Views: 971,998 Uploader: toxicofera Uploaded: May 30, 2008 Duration: 4m52s Rating: 4.88
34:00 <nevs> easily my fav nate dogg song
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> why are there so many dawg, dogg and general dogs 
35:00 <faux> rip n8 dawg
35:00 <nevs> the guys name is the edge yea kate? or whatever it is
35:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWAGLkyxQG0&nohtml5=False
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wiz Khalifa - Black And Yellow [G-Mix] ft. Snoop Dogg, Juicy J & T-Pain Views: 203,247,894 Uploader: Wiz Khalifa Uploaded: Jan 7, 2011 Duration: 4m49s Rating: 4.84
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> I donno
35:00 <amelia> yuck
35:00 <Doodle> loool
35:00 <Doodle> neva 4get
35:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Asia - Heat of the Moment.mp3 (5.35MB 192kbps Stereo 3:53)
36:00 <couleurs> Brb, going toilet. Gonna have a Wiz Khalifa.
36:00 <faux> rast en pieces
36:00 <faux> oh golly im so burpy i sohnd like thomas teh tank engine
36:00 <nevs> this one kate
36:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2lbiS1fris
36:00 <nevs> this is great
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Numb U2 Views: 4,072,632 Uploader: Noe92 Uploaded: Sep 9, 2006 Duration: 4m26s Rating: 4.80
36:00 <faux> LOL ASIA 
36:00 <faux> you FRAMED an asia poster
36:00 <Doodle> whats wrong with asia
36:00 <Doodle> lmao
36:00 <nevs> haha
36:00 <faux> how hard did the people in the frame storr laugh when u brought that in
37:00 <Doodle> that movie rocks
37:00 <faux> lmao i need to watch that asap
37:00 <Doodle> ye
37:00 <Doodle> ITS PUSSALIAH
37:00 <faux> LOL
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh that one
37:00 <Doodle> the best
37:00 <faux> bags of sand.
37:00 <Doodle> rofl
37:00 <faux> hahahha
37:00 <nevs> ..and it feels like a bag of sand
37:00 <faux> hng
37:00 <nevs> haha Doodle`
37:00 <nevs> same time.
37:00 <partay> snap
38:00 <robot> why am i sitting here drinking soy milk
38:00 <nevs> aim high willis!
38:00 <faux> ME SANDBAGS
38:00 <Doodle> my weekend was pretty full on i got all the ingredients to make egg salad sandwiches, then i made egg salad sandwiches
38:00 <faux> HAHAHAAA
38:00 <Doodle> then i didnt feel like egg salad sandwiches
38:00 <nevs> haaa
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> egg
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
38:00 <faux> i love him
38:00 <faux> when hes getting waxed
38:00 <nevs> he is great
38:00 <faux> NIPPPLE FUCK
38:00 <Doodle> i like when he yells out kelly clarkson
38:00 <Clarkson> interest dont get the bitches
38:00 <Doodle> ye lol
38:00 <faux> LMAO
38:00 <nevs> i wont tell on you
38:00 <nevs> unless you want to be told on.
38:00 <faux> apparently that scene was real
39:00 <faux> like he actually got waxed
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <nevs> yep
39:00 <faux> awes
39:00 <nevs> theres outtakes from it
39:00 <Doodle> you have to wait til she opens her flower to you, then you FUCK the flower
39:00 <nevs> plant the seed
39:00 <Doodle> hahaa
39:00 <Doodle> good times
39:00 <nevs> man now i need to watch that
39:00 <faux> me too
39:00 <faux> bad 
39:00 <nevs> then itll lead to crazy stupid love
40:00 <faux> w ur hand
40:00 <nevs> often
40:00 <faux> hehe
40:00 <faux> me 2 we're in a long term rship
40:00 <nevs> haha yep
41:00 <faux> dammit now i have asia stuck in me head 
41:00 <Doodle> soz
41:00 <faux> lol
41:00 <nevs> Boner Jams 03
41:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight.mp3 (6.64MB 192kbps Stereo 4:49)
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasss wang
41:00 <BonnieBarstow> that's because asian babes are yummy;p
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> since when
41:00 <nevs> agreed
41:00 <faux> only if theyre half
41:00 <faux> eurasians
41:00 <Doodle> some are
41:00 <BonnieBarstow> since like forever;p
41:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cShYbLkhBc
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mr. Roboto- Styx Views: 6,630,581 Uploader: gameuser90 Uploaded: Feb 28, 2008 Duration: 5m36s Rating: 4.87
42:00 <faux> not like yolky kimono 
42:00 <Doodle> i only like azn girls who could beat me up
42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Styx - Mr. Roboto.mp3 (5.03MB 128kbps Stereo 5:29)
42:00 <nevs> best film clip
42:00 <Doodle> Tim-Sim do u like azn girls
43:00 <faux> cos yr gay
43:00 <Clarkson> you wanna fuck SorrentoSlut? :P
43:00 <Doodle> doesnt he get excited
44:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/6ovKBma0zok
44:00 <faux> me irl
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: wing - my heart will go on Views: 47,175 Uploader: savefritzl Uploaded: Jan 13, 2011 Duration: 4m23s Rating: 4.46
44:00 <BonnieBarstow> dude, guys who don't like asian girls are probably gay.............or french
44:00 <Tim-Sim> what are azn girls?
44:00 <nevs> haha what the fuck
44:00 <faux> ffaaahhh acloss the distunts
44:00 <nevs> why is fritzl on that url
44:00 <faux> and spashes be tweeeen aarrsss
44:00 <faux> lmao idk
44:00 <nevs> what is even happening here
44:00 <faux> LMAO
44:00 <nevs> this isnt the original
45:00 <nevs> whats happening
45:00 <faux> its wing ok
45:00 <nevs> this is going to haunt my dreams
45:00 <Doodle> :o
45:00 <BonnieBarstow> i say almost flash, because i have a hello kitty thong on;p
45:00 <partay> eww are u 15
46:00 <faux> lmao
46:00 <nevs> haha
46:00 <Doodle> errrr
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <nevs> yea im not down with that shit either
46:00 <faux> i hep a herro kitty tong on
46:00 <Doodle> she's not 15 that would be illegal
46:00 <BonnieBarstow> dude, you should totally to japan, they have hello kitty stuff everywhere
46:00 <nevs> im not allowed to go to japan without my girl
46:00 <Doodle> this channel is 16+
46:00 <partay> faux yours would be a Hello Wildcat
46:00 <faux> shut up partay
47:00 <amelia> who the fuck goes to japan for hello kitty
47:00 <amelia> instead of the snow
47:00 <nevs> haha
47:00 <Doodle> faux's would be hello angelface
47:00 <BonnieBarstow> snow is gay;p
47:00 <faux> Asians 
47:00 <partay> Doodle u h0m0
47:00 <faux> ehe
47:00 <nevs> a lot of my boys just got back from there snowboarding and shit
47:00 <nevs> id go just to be a creep
47:00 <amelia> BonnieBarstow off with your head
47:00 <faux> ily doodie
47:00 <Doodle> how is that homo she's a girl
47:00 <faux> I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR
47:00 <amelia> i would luff to board there
48:00 <nevs> i dont do any of that shit
48:00 <Doodle> i dont want to be in the boys club, maybe u guys could join the mens club
48:00 <Doodle> members: me
48:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
48:00 <amelia> you're a bigger boy tho
48:00 <amelia> go down mountain 100kms hr
48:00 <nevs> haha
48:00 <nevs> exactly
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna join a men’s club ^^
48:00 <amelia> boom
48:00 <faux> amelia.
48:00 <faux> lol
48:00 <nevs> they all go
48:00 <amelia> wha faux
48:00 <Doodle> u have to pass the test katatonic_kate01
48:00 <nevs> i stay and drink
48:00 <amelia> ahahahhaa
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> which is
49:00 <Doodle> owning a penis
49:00 <faux> phew
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
49:00 <nevs> by the fire on some old man sorrow shit
49:00 <faux> im in 
49:00 <Doodle> u have a husband so ur in
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll borrow someones
49:00 <amelia> i did more falling over than actual boarding anyway
49:00 <nevs> yea id od on that
49:00 <Picard> evening
49:00 <Doodle> i heard amelia did quite a bit of boarding
49:00 <nevs> i dont like doing shit i cant immediately win at
49:00 <amelia> ahaahah impatient
49:00 <Doodle> nothing to do with snow tho
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> what garn on m8
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> how ya goin
50:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ?????????
50:00 <amelia> i don't get it Doodle
50:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/KVGRN7Z7T1A
50:00 <Doodle> .
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Iggy Azalea - Team (Explicit) Views: 11,741,548 Uploader: iggyazaleamusicVEVO Uploaded: Mar 31, 2016 Duration: 3m32s Rating: 4.65
50:00 <couleurs> diss mah jem
50:00 <nevs> couleurs no
50:00 <amelia> like, going house to house?
50:00 <faux> lmao
50:00 <Doodle> BOARDING A COCK AMELIA
50:00 <Doodle> BOARDING A COCK 
50:00 <couleurs> yeass quean
50:00 <amelia> o
50:00 <amelia> i c wot u did thar
50:00 <faux> LOL couleurs 
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <faux> ffs
51:00 <nevs> iggys another one that looks like half a retard
51:00 <Doodle> which half
51:00 <amelia> she rank
51:00 <faux> top
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
51:00 <faux> def top
51:00 <Doodle> eeheheheh
51:00 <nevs> and she says "i know" like "i noy"
51:00 <Doodle> ya top halfs retarded luv
51:00 <amelia> YUCK
51:00 <faux> loll
51:00 <nevs> whole a$ap mob ran through her lol
51:00 <faux> it confuses me how she sounds American sometimes
52:00 <nevs> it confuses everyone else too
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <nevs> shes legit a learning disabled person
52:00 <Doodle> lots of performers are
52:00 <Doodle> cos they cant do work
52:00 <Doodle> so they fart around instead
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> literally
53:00 <Doodle> poot
53:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFOHMTMyxN0
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: What Is She Saying: Iggy Azalea Rapping Gibberish! Views: 242,854 Uploader: WorldStarOfficiel Uploaded: Mar 22, 2015 Duration: 0m35s Rating: 4.52
53:00 <Doodle> cant be as bad as rihannas new song quackquackquackquackquack
53:00 <nevs> yea but riri can get it though
54:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExpVH4_TziQ
54:00 <Doodle> what
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Me & The Biz - Masta Ace Views: 335,009 Uploader: hemoglobian Uploaded: Nov 10, 2007 Duration: 4m10s Rating: 4.93
54:00 <Doodle> a punch in the face from chris brown?
54:00 <nevs> thats better Trevor!
54:00 <nevs> haha
55:00 <nevs> what a dog
55:00 <Tim-Sim> Hello
56:00 <nevs> did it take you 20mins to type that Tim-Sim
56:00 <Trevor> np erk friend
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
59:00 <nevs> eh?
00:00 <Tim-Sim> nevs: no
02:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
03:00 <Liinda> oops
03:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
03:00 <couleurs> star war!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <Liinda> s
03:00 <couleurs> ssssss
06:00 <doctor> soy milk is good for the bone marrows and eye juices
06:00 <Trevor> weird... that song isnt on spotify
06:00 <Trevor> some moron once told me that every song is on spotify
07:00 <partay> was it picard?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Trevor> picard is too old for spotify, and hes a pedo
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> youre too old for spotify!
07:00 <Trevor> nah ur 2 fat for spotify
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
08:00 <couleurs> Picard probably thinks Spotify is what girls use when they get their period
08:00 <partay> oi it's not nice to talk about picard like that when he's not here.. I have a good mind to go down to the local public toilets and tell him 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUpKaG9qtWo&nohtml5=False
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12:00 <THE^DONALD> im hungry
12:00 <faux> eat a dick
12:00 <THE^DONALD> why do u say such rude things you pig
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off duck
12:00 <faux> cos ur a faggot who consumes dicks for cheeseburgers 
12:00 <Clarkson> lee only if you let me fuck u back
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
13:00 <Tim-Sim> Hello
16:00 <THE^DONALD> faux deserves an award for the longest lasting lebaneze pig of all IRC time
16:00 <THE^DONALD> remember there used to be that channel #lebanon?
17:00 <partay> ease up
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i still think you need to suck a dick and get over it!
17:00 <THE^DONALD>  there has to be some sort of prize.
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, jizz.
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> now off you go!
20:00 <partay> wb nevs
20:00 <nevs> ta
21:00 <faux> do zooper doopers go off
21:00 <nevs> my soundcard console just died =/ have to use my pc soundcard
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasss
21:00 <faux> i have some in yhe freezer from like maybe over a year ago
21:00 <faux> and i want one 
21:00 <faux> will i die
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’ll be fine
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s sugar + water
21:00 <faux> its just frozen cordial right
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <partay> onboard sound.. dreadful
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas
21:00 <faux> ok good
21:00 <faux> if i die
21:00 <faux> someone kill kate
21:00 <nevs> yea i know right
21:00 <faux> ty
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i steal yo ops
22:00 <nevs> this console cost me a grand..
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> if that’s the case
22:00 <THE^DONALD> hey
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <THE^DONALD> i just remembered a sick joke
22:00 <faux> ill ask Maurice 
22:00 <faux> just in case
22:00 <THE^DONALD> i believe in womans rights
22:00 <THE^DONALD> but also their lefts
22:00 <THE^DONALD> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
22:00 <nevs> fuck sake
22:00 <Clarkson> the gays want your kids, they want to rule out from the shadows
23:00 <nevs> i hope its still under warranty
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you
23:00 <faux> yw
23:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> that was
23:00 <faux> was for all teh womens lefts out there
23:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> odd
23:00 <faux> i mean rights
25:00 <dematerialised> SpunkyLilAsianBabe are you single?
25:00 <dematerialised> let's mingle
25:00 <dematerialised> ;)
26:00 <nevs> ha
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lord
26:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> hell no;p
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> keep yo dick in yo pants
26:00 <dematerialised> it is in my pants
26:00 <dematerialised> so judgemental
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s late. keep it in there
27:00 <dematerialised> its not late for me
27:00 <nevs> onboard sound sounds horrible through these fkn speakers fuck sake
27:00 <dematerialised> i woke up at 6pm
27:00 <dematerialised> lol
27:00 <faux> the fuck
27:00 <Clarkson> rough sex makee it hurrrt in the garden al in the diiiiirt roll around on the groundddd
27:00 <faux> LOL
27:00 <faux> that was me
27:00 <faux> ty clarkson
27:00 <Clarkson> <spence> u have fair nips cunt<spence> u have fair nips cunt<spence> u have fair nips cunt<spence> u have fair nips cunt<spence> u have fair nips cunt<spence> u have fair nips cunt
27:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> dude, rough sex is where it's at;p
27:00 <Clarkson> you guys are fuelling his rampant anal play, hes worse than stuffz, the more he makes it sound taboo, the further he shoves the vase up his asshole
27:00 <dematerialised> ;p
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lord
28:00 <Liinda> >.<
28:00 <faux> ok
28:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> a good "bad boy" is the bomb. pussy, sissy, wussy, clingy, desperate, needy, insecure, thirsty, emotionally stunted, "nice/good guys".........need NOT apply;p
28:00 <dematerialised> ;p ;p
28:00 <nevs> ha
28:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> for all the good "nice guys" are to women...........they may as well be gay
28:00 <Clarkson> but you, who is in closet gay, would see all the gays things
29:00 <dematerialised> hahaha
29:00 <dematerialised> gg Clarkson
29:00 <Clarkson> was just pissed on by some faggot
29:00 <nevs> you say that until you want a bill paid
29:00 <dematerialised> haha no shit nevs
29:00 <nevs> or hit 40
29:00 <Liinda> lol
29:00 <Liinda> Thirsty guys?
29:00 <faux> yeah i stopped being into that bad boy crap at 16
29:00 <Clarkson> simba youre so fucken gay i am putting you on ignore.
29:00 <faux> pls
29:00 <nevs> ive been both sides im hopefully somewhere in the middle 
30:00 <dematerialised> bad girls dont do it for me
30:00 <couleurs> no thank's Liinda i already drank
30:00 <Liinda> lol couleurs
30:00 <Liinda> bad boys is such a stupid term.
30:00 <Liinda> unless you want a crim
30:00 <couleurs> Good Movie.
30:00 <Liinda> or a drug addict
31:00 <nevs> in which case you havent met a real one
32:00 <dematerialised> show me a quick wit and a nice pair or tits
32:00 <dematerialised> and im yours
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <Liinda> i dunno, when ppl say they want a bad boy... i dont think they really mean a crim... they just want a guy with no respect for others, which i in turn think they are tools
32:00 <Maurice> I don't think I've ever had a bad boy
33:00 <dematerialised> isnt it all an image anyway?
33:00 <nevs> tbh when i see girls saying they want a bad boy they just want to be banged properly
33:00 <dematerialised> people thinking they are hard, from the streets
33:00 <Liinda> i dunno
33:00 <Maurice> I did have a bf that went to jail for 3 months, but that was due to driving too many times without a license
33:00 <Liinda> ive got my man so im all good.
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah but who wants to be jack hammered all the time
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> not me
33:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> oh i agree, the term bad boys is spaz as..........it's just funny watching emoboy "nice guys" spazzing over it when they hear the phrase;p
33:00 <nevs> very true
33:00 <Liinda> had to go though some idiots first hey... 
33:00 <dematerialised> yeah man i did an overnighter in lockup
33:00 <dematerialised> im 'ard
33:00 <nevs> haha
33:00 <nevs> hard as 
33:00 <nevs> pause
34:00 <Liinda> the most unattractive trait isinsecurity and mistrust
34:00 <dematerialised> i once beat up a kid in school because he wouldn't give me his doritos
35:00 <dematerialised> 'ard as fuck
35:00 <Clarkson> WiLd_TuRkeY: u wanna fuck off?
35:00 <nevs> confidence is key
35:00 <dematerialised> yep
35:00 <dematerialised> agreed
35:00 <nevs> everyone gravitates towards confidence
35:00 <Liinda> lol dematerialised
35:00 <dematerialised> spekaing of i could really go some doritos and salsa right now
36:00 <Liinda> i dated a guy who wouldnt let metalkto guysiworkedwith
36:00 <nevs> is that a euphemisn?
36:00 <nevs> euphemism
36:00 <dematerialised> i was kind of like that with my first girlfriend, although i didnt have a problem her talking to other guys
36:00 <Liinda> was contolling, abusive, insecure.. turned out it was because he was cheatingo on meand thought i was doing the same.
36:00 <dematerialised> i just got extremely jealous
36:00 <Liinda> fuckwit
37:00 <nevs> yea
37:00 <nevs> ive been with my girl almost 6 years now
37:00 <Maurice> Liinda, I had one who accused me of cheating coz he could hear the tv in the background
38:00 <dematerialised> haha
38:00 <Liinda> another guy i dated didnt like me cathing the tram to work... didnttrust me being by myself, like i was going to fuck everyone on the tram to work
38:00 <Student> Liinda, dear do you think this is the place to discuss such issues?
38:00 <nevs> lol
38:00 <Liinda> lol Maurice thats fucked.
38:00 <Maurice> He was fucked
38:00 <dematerialised> fucken tramsluts
38:00 <dematerialised> everywhere
38:00 <couleurs> ;)
38:00 <nevs> no pussy better than tram pussy
38:00 <dematerialised> haah!
38:00 <Liinda> Student yup sure do.
38:00 <TheRiddler> gosh stfu Student
38:00 <Liinda> lmfao
38:00 <dematerialised> dont be harsh on Student
38:00 <nevs> espeically 86 pussy
38:00 <dematerialised> he's from a different culture
39:00 <nevs> 1960s culture?
39:00 <dematerialised> yes
39:00 <dematerialised> actually
39:00 <Liinda> lmfao nevs,northern subs
39:00 <dematerialised> not far off
39:00 <nevs> haha Liinda yea
39:00 <nevs> im back on the 112 now though
39:00 <Student> date was not being invented at that time 
39:00 <Liinda> ahhh cool =)
40:00 <TheRiddler> I'm off to bed
40:00 <dematerialised> nini TheRiddler
40:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
40:00 <nevs> gnight matey
40:00 <Liinda> hai n bye TheRiddlerx
42:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> 86. the tram that goes along plenty road, that turns into high street, and goes into the city
42:00 <Liinda> thats the one
42:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe>  we grew up around there
43:00 <Liinda> down queens parade, smith, gertrude and city
43:00 <Liinda> same
43:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> yup
43:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> i lived behind coles and target on plenty road, and mal lived across the road from coles
43:00 <couleurs> 19 or 8 here yo 
44:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://www.uwtsdlondon.ac.uk/
44:00 <Liinda> oh you should see there now... new24 hour kmart n coles there now
44:00 <nevs> SpunkyLilAsianBabe yep
44:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> yeah it's almost unrecognisable now
44:00 <Liinda> i was only a stone throw away
46:00 <dematerialised> 6
46:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> np:metallica - until it sleeps
47:00 <couleurs> now that's a spicey meatbole
47:00 <Student> dematerialised and his fantasies
48:00 <Student> :)
49:00 <dematerialised> it's not a fantasy i'm actually watching it
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> at 6 does that annoying cunt get booted?
50:00 <SpunkyLilAsianBabe> dude, stuff it down her throat and tell her "suck or choke already";p
51:00 <philosopher{[x]}> kk hope you meet a stranger at the local pub
51:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i bet u'd enjoy that
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick
51:00 <philosopher{[x]}> fist my arse first
52:00 <Doodle> :/
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> please make it go away
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and doodle, can you formulate a research question for m
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> e
52:00 <philosopher{[x]}> just cause you dont like gay people?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> k thanks - go :D
52:00 <nevs> ha
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… nuffin’ like chockin; on dick
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored
53:00 <Doodle> can u formulate ur mouth onto me knob
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i’ve got a blocked nose aye
53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> use the steam bathe
53:00 <Doodle> convenient
53:00 <Serenity> i thought that said nose eye
53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> flog some eucalyptus oil n splash inside
53:00 <Serenity> im like uhh... kay
53:00 <Doodle> sezz
53:00 <dematerialised> SpunkyLilAsianBabe you are unoriginal and boring
53:00 <dematerialised> fyi
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <dematerialised> and on that note, dinner time!
54:00 <Doodle> can u formulate ur mouth onto me knob
54:00 <Clarkson> why do you people do the same shit every time
54:00 <Serenity> hello
54:00 <Doodle> lmao clarky
54:00 <Clarkson> Kelevra: Don't talk shit about sucking on tampons, my vampire friends dig them ;)
54:00 <Serenity> good lord
54:00 <Doodle> eep
54:00 <philosopher{[x]}> im a victim of a forced circumsized
54:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehh
54:00 <philosopher{[x]}> they put mask onto my face at 11
54:00 <Serenity> i can do that for you doodle long as i dont have to move much
54:00 <Serenity> i think im dying
54:00 <Doodle> yeah about that
55:00 <philosopher{[x]}> anesthic i fought back to but they increase the gay quakes were butchers
55:00 <Doodle> have a fucking day off sarah
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> giggles
55:00 <philosopher{[x]}> *gas mask
55:00 <Serenity> a day off what
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh how are ze muscles?
55:00 <Serenity> i did absolutely nothing today
55:00 <Serenity> besides sit on the couch and moan
55:00 <philosopher{[x]}> but pity some didnt understand me then
55:00 <Doodle> then have another day off
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i might call you dolph 
55:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i bled the whole ocean
55:00 <nevs> at12?
55:00 <Liinda> bangers n mashhh
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird
55:00 <Maurice> It's only 10
55:00 <nevs> ah
55:00 <Liinda> Skirmish =) hello
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> as in lundgren (spelling)
56:00 <philosopher{[x]}> see those jelly fish are my prodcut
56:00 <Serenity> im prob gonna have until monday off tbh
56:00 <philosopher{[x]}> duck
56:00 <Doodle> good
56:00 <Serenity> then ill go to training monday morn
56:00 <Doodle> :)
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> bloody heck
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm yo farm :P
56:00 <Doodle> now go and eat a tub of lard
56:00 <Serenity> fuck no
56:00 <Clarkson> i was like bitch i have a job
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <philosopher{[x]}> katatonic_kate01 rubs her feet with seacucumber
56:00 <Skirmish> Hey Liinda :)
57:00 <Serenity> im done with food today
57:00 <Doodle> same
57:00 <Doodle> cos its almost tomorrow
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <Serenity> aha
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i could fit some noodles in right about now
57:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i need to study for my ielts need to score 6.5
57:00 <Doodle> i just want coffee but nobody has put my kettle on
57:00 <Serenity> i want something smothered in satay sauce
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could actually do a coffee thanks doodle
58:00 <philosopher{[x]}> add some musterd sauce sexx
58:00 <Doodle> sarah
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> but decaf so i’m not awake for the nex 80 years
58:00 <Serenity> hi
58:00 <Doodle> can you pls kick this knobgobbler out
58:00 <philosopher{[x]}> damn my head isnt working
58:00 <Serenity> i can
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just ignore the pest
58:00 <Doodle> can u permaban him now pls
58:00 <Doodle> that'd be great
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh that’d be nice
59:00 <Doodle> oh score
59:00 <Doodle> <3 u
59:00 <Serenity> <3
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> *cheers*
59:00 <Serenity> im in far too much pain to be patient with that idiot
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you taken drugs?
59:00 <Doodle> me 2
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> for the pain?
59:00 <Doodle> yes
59:00 <Doodle> oh
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
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