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00:03:00 <faux> ME NEW FAVE VID
00:03:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/eW18JnLQKpo
00:03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: NEW! Rare Cute Baby Turtles Views: 3,829,795 Uploader: TheKhashMoney Uploaded: Jan 11, 2012 Duration: 4m40s Rating: 3.95
00:03:00 <faux> HEHEEEE
00:04:00 <amelia> I will sit on dem
00:04:00 <dematerialised> promise?
00:04:00 <dematerialised> :3
00:05:00 <beehhh> if prince didnt have the opiet he might be still with us infamous
00:08:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/RjQ6yTgmSY0
00:08:00 <faux> EHEHEHEEEEE
00:08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Two New Adult Turtles: Unboxing! Views: 312,062 Uploader: TerrapinTalk Uploaded: Apr 19, 2013 Duration: 4m43s Rating: 4.19
00:08:00 <faux> this guy is a retard
00:09:00 <faux> cant even open a box
00:09:00 <faux> can forward to like 2 mins
00:09:00 <President_Trump> hey fauxy how u babe?
00:09:00 <faux> half the vid is hum trying to open tje box uh
00:09:00 <faux> fuck off President cum dumpster
00:09:00 <Clarkson> nothin like them furry pussy cats
00:09:00 <amelia> BaND
00:12:00 <beehhh> back to square root one
02:13:00 <Trevor> HELLO BEEHHH
02:13:00 <beehhh> hello from the other side
02:14:00 <beehhh> i got some great news for you Trevor
02:14:00 <Trevor> ????
06:09:00 <Arlene> Man.. Prince is dead.
10:49:00 <thestig> rip prince
11:13:00 <thestig> lol
11:14:00 <Shadowgate> thestig is funny lol
12:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i just saw that thestig wow
12:55:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
12:55:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is going on this year
12:55:00 <nevs> I know right
12:55:00 <nevs> insanity
12:56:00 <TheRiddler> RIP Prince
12:56:00 <partay> Hopefully we will be saying RIP Picard too
12:56:00 <TheRiddler> we shall batdance for your remberence
12:58:00 <nevs> haha I was looking through my vinyl yo take a pic of purple rain this morning
12:58:00 <nevs> and I found the bat dance 12
12:58:00 <nevs> 12"
13:01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:02:00 <TheRiddler> shame you couldn't got them signed
13:03:00 <thestig> rip prince
13:03:00 <TheRiddler> tho you probably wont sell them anyways
13:03:00 <thestig> drugs
13:03:00 <thestig> how dare u
13:03:00 <thestig> they would sell
13:03:00 <TheRiddler> said he was rushed to hospital with flu
13:04:00 <thestig> there was more updates
13:04:00 <TheRiddler> oh
13:04:00 <thestig> was treated for drug overdose the week before
13:04:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
13:50:00 <nevs> yea nah won't sell the records, purple rain isn't hard to get but the bat dance but is a bit more rare in mint condition
14:25:00 <Student> Hi Every Buddy
14:42:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl9FHgklBt0
14:42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crushing exploding stuff with hydraulic press Views: 496,384 Uploader: Hydraulic Press Channel Uploaded: Apr 21, 2016 Duration: 3m18s Rating: 4.96
14:57:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
15:04:00 <dematerialised> guacamole makes my poop turn black
15:04:00 <Clarkson> wheres bec the slut
15:04:00 <dematerialised> ey b0ss
15:04:00 <dematerialised> i have de canceur
15:04:00 <Student> :-/
15:12:00 <Student> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY&list=RDOYjZK_6i37M&index=5
15:13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: System Of A Down - Chop Suey! Views: 396,852,628 Uploader: systemofadownVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 3m27s Rating: 4.82
15:13:00 <Student> ha ha
15:13:00 <dematerialised> tune
15:13:00 <Student> quite funny composition
15:58:00 <sticman> i am setting up a chan so ppl can download music
16:11:00 <partay> thefuckingron
16:12:00 <TheRon> there is only one
16:15:00 <embri0n> i like that band dematerialised
16:15:00 <embri0n> do they have new material??
16:19:00 <TheRon> hows prince dying
16:19:00 <TheRon> way too soon
16:19:00 <partay> yep
16:19:00 <partay> agreed
16:20:00 <partay> why couldnt picard go first
16:20:00 <TheRon> ikr
16:20:00 <embri0n> maybe he'll come back as a white walker on the new season
16:21:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miZxYjqqjZM
16:21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: True HollyWood Stories - Prince | Chappelle's Show Views: 2,233,151 Uploader: Comedy Central UK Uploaded: May 14, 2015 Duration: 5m6s Rating: 4.95
16:21:00 <TheRon> RIP Prince
16:21:00 <embri0n> RIP, he was great
16:27:00 <TheRon> i din't know prince was a baller
16:27:00 <JohnIndia> TheRon well now you know
16:39:00 <JohnIndia> hi BMW
16:42:00 <partay> yep
16:42:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/enoughinternetfor2day/videos/641014192742448/
16:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks n’ peeps
16:52:00 <zaim> hi
16:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
16:52:00 <zaim> what category would i fall under
16:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> you get to decide
16:53:00 <zaim> well thats not good enough.
16:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> self - evaluation kinda deal.
16:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh well - next.
16:53:00 <zaim> id like to tick all my boxes
16:53:00 <zaim> but ive got no boxes to tick
16:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucks to be you
16:56:00 <zaim> awesome to be me
16:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> k
17:19:00 <Student> :-/
17:33:00 <robot> hi its robot
17:34:00 <dematerialised> thanks for confirming
17:34:00 <under> morning
17:35:00 <TheRon> prince
17:35:00 <Lumeah> evening
17:35:00 <Lumeah> sads
17:36:00 <under> yeah
17:36:00 <under> fucking drug
17:37:00 <TheRon> i will always remember prince playing basketball against charlie murphy
17:37:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqb3A4xqI84
17:37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Raspberry Beret Views: 153,246 Uploader: The Revolution - Topic Uploaded: Sep 4, 2014 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 4.89
17:38:00 <dematerialised> although really https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lmq6RDn5O8
17:38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Prince "Cream" Views: 9,772,040 Uploader: Hayden Clement Uploaded: Jan 24, 2012 Duration: 6m2s Rating: 4.82
17:38:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miZxYjqqjZM
17:41:00 <dematerialised> is it beer oclock yet?
17:42:00 <TheRon> fuck oath
17:43:00 <Lumeah> yup
17:46:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: golden point for the grand final
17:46:00 <TheRon> too much of an advantage for collingwood, i mean travis cloke....
17:49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:49:00 <TheRiddler> that
17:49:00 <TheRiddler> if they make it to 1
17:49:00 <TheRon> did you hear sam newman's way to spice up the marriage?
17:50:00 <TheRon> sex is very important, you should labour over it and then once you've had it, you should call the wife and tell her all about it
17:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
18:06:00 <dematerialised> mmm beer
18:06:00 <TheRon> a beer is a lot like a woman
18:07:00 <dematerialised> kiss of an angel
18:07:00 <dematerialised> tall and slender, curves in the right places
18:07:00 <dematerialised> a little bit bubbly
18:07:00 <dematerialised> great head
18:08:00 <TheRon> they smell good taste good, you'd step over your own mother just to have one
18:08:00 <TheRon> but you can't just stop at one, you want another woman
18:08:00 <dematerialised> it's true
18:23:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
18:23:00 <amelia> hello @ chu
18:23:00 <amelia> wots for dinner
18:23:00 <dematerialised> haven't decided yet
18:24:00 <dematerialised> had nachos for lunch, and im having beer for afternoon tea
18:24:00 <dematerialised> wbu
18:24:00 <amelia> yumm
18:24:00 <amelia> I had parmy for lunch n ciders
18:24:00 <TheRon> curried snags
18:24:00 <amelia> i am a bit full
18:24:00 <dematerialised> i see
18:28:00 <TheRon> straight to the thighs
18:28:00 <couleurs> Jane Bunn's Bon Bons
18:28:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:28:00 <TheRon> they be huge
18:28:00 <TheRon> prince couleurs
18:29:00 <couleurs> Rest in Prince
18:29:00 <TheRon> nice play on words
18:30:00 <couleurs> That's What She Sewed
18:30:00 <TheRon> not so much
18:30:00 <TheRon> BvB FTW?
18:31:00 <couleurs> Yes.
18:33:00 <stompin> boom
18:33:00 <under> o_P_____
18:36:00 <stompin> (__*__)
18:39:00 <under> whats that
18:39:00 <under> an arse?
18:41:00 <dematerialised> are you a frosted mini-wheat
18:44:00 <CoFFee^WoRKouT> wot
18:45:00 <CoFFee^WoRKouT> I asked if could borrow mamas bike, she asked wot I gonna do wif it
18:45:00 <CoFFee^WoRKouT> ...
18:45:00 <CoFFee^WoRKouT> fuckin ditz
18:45:00 <faux> "bake a cake duh"
18:45:00 <CoFFee^WoRKouT> i said eat a sandwich on it
18:45:00 <faux> lmao
18:45:00 <CoFFee^WoRKouT> theres no need to be a smartass
18:46:00 <faux> do shots out of me boyfriends bumhole while hes laying on it
18:46:00 <CoFFee^WoRKouT> AHAHAHAAHAH
18:46:00 <TheRiddler> your mumma is the bike :p
18:46:00 <CoFFee^WoRKouT> you're full of great ideas fauxy
18:46:00 <faux> too far ash
18:46:00 <faux> too far.
18:46:00 <CoFFee^WoRKouT> i will snap your neck for that ash
18:46:00 <faux> lol
18:46:00 <faux> my mums the worst
18:46:00 <TheRiddler> snape neck
18:47:00 <TheRon> CoFFee^WoRKouT put on weight today
18:47:00 <TheRiddler> -e
18:47:00 <faux> she always calls me when shes doin stuff cos she cant sit down for 4 seconds
18:47:00 <faux> and she'll be like standing outside in a hurricane or fucking playinf the trumpet
18:47:00 <faux> and i raise my voicecos its so loud
18:47:00 <CoFFee^WoRKouT> i ate a fat parmy, so yah prob did put on
18:47:00 <faux> and shes lile
18:47:00 <faux> NO NEED TO YELL
18:47:00 <faux> .
18:47:00 <CoFFee^WoRKouT> AAHAHAHAHA
18:47:00 <faux> bloody heck
18:47:00 <CoFFee^WoRKouT> they so annoying
18:47:00 <faux> lmao
18:47:00 <TheRon> faux way not to sweart
18:47:00 <faux> but i luff her
18:48:00 <CoFFee^WoRKouT> yah i luff mine too, she jus does my head in
18:48:00 <faux> haha
18:48:00 <TheRiddler> today I'm trying honey vanilla
18:48:00 <TheRiddler> err
18:48:00 <faux> ok
18:48:00 <faux> ty
18:48:00 <faux> LOL
18:48:00 <TheRiddler> that tea that starts with c
18:49:00 <TheRon> i'm trying victoria bitter
18:49:00 <faux> camomile?
18:49:00 <TheRiddler> not chai
18:49:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
18:49:00 <amsy> thats a nice tea ash
18:49:00 <TheRiddler> oops
18:49:00 <TheRiddler> it's on the tea bag tag
18:49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:50:00 <faux> u so smart
18:50:00 <faux> lol
18:50:00 <TheRiddler> I used to be
18:50:00 <TheRiddler> sort of
18:50:00 <faux> oh
18:50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:50:00 <faux> u still is
18:50:00 <TheRon> i like iced coffee
18:51:00 <faux> i dont mind cold coffee but cold tea is weird
18:51:00 <TheRiddler> my mind is not so sharp
18:51:00 <faux> its ok what u lack in brains u gain in peehole items
18:51:00 <TheRiddler> I only like the pre made iced teas
18:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:51:00 <faux> gross
18:52:00 <dematerialised> rasssssspberry beret
18:52:00 <faux> aw
18:52:00 <faux> teh kind youd find at a second hand stooore
18:52:00 <TheRon> little red corvette
18:54:00 <TheRon> prince playing basketball?
18:56:00 <TheRon> tonight i'm gonna party like it's 1999
18:57:00 <TheRon> tonight i'm gonna party like it's 1999
18:58:00 <TheRon> prince is dead Matthew
19:12:00 <Matthew> thanks Sandra
19:15:00 <TheRon> jewel - foolish games
19:15:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/cthagod/status/723198567523999745
19:15:00 <couleurs> Deep. Man. Deep.
19:16:00 <TheRon> i know i am
19:17:00 <TheRon> breaking the girl
19:19:00 <dematerialised> I Bust Stupid Dope Moves And Bomb Atomically.
19:20:00 <TheRon> https://open.spotify.com/track/4kvS2b4ZQGdYJDHK8fLBGi
19:21:00 <dematerialised> come here baby
19:21:00 <dematerialised> u sexy mother fuckaaaaa
19:27:00 <Monsoon> Matthew: where is Dyson Heppel?
19:28:00 <TheRon> dyson heppell will be at the cats next year
19:29:00 <President_Trump> isnt that the guy suing essendon?
19:29:00 <Monsoon> with his fresh mill from the bummers
19:29:00 <President_Trump> essendon should have to pay millions they have put in danger the lives of dozens of their players
19:29:00 <TheRon> thye fucked up they need to pay
19:30:00 <partay> i saw picards car ealier
19:30:00 <partay> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1461316362539.jpg
19:31:00 <TheRon> a penis car like off hale and pace?
19:32:00 <TheRon> we didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world was turning
19:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
19:33:00 <TheRon> we didn't start the fire
19:33:00 <stompin> so bored
19:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> purple rain!
19:33:00 <TheRon> even before it came out it was dated
19:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> like yamum?
19:34:00 <TheRon> my mum is awesome
19:35:00 <TheRon> i am an innocent man
19:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok
19:38:00 <TheRon> oh yes i am
19:39:00 <TheRon> yell her about it, tell her everything you feel
19:40:00 <partay> im an uptown girl
19:40:00 <TheRon> goodnight saigon
19:40:00 <partay> nevs is an uptown girl
19:40:00 <TheRon> nevs is always a woman to me
19:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:41:00 <amelia> Neville i haf a present for you
19:41:00 <amelia> are you ready for dis
19:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> pump it up kris
19:42:00 <partay> a fat-a-gram ?
19:42:00 <TheRon> a tony abbott o gram
19:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum isn’t invited
19:43:00 <TheRon> he shows up, nobody gives a shit and then he goes
19:43:00 <nevs> yes!
19:43:00 <nevs> i like presents
19:43:00 <TheRon> nevs is all about soul
19:45:00 <nevs> no question
19:46:00 <nevs> haha fucking hell amelia
19:46:00 <nevs> ggggggggddddaaaaayyyy
19:46:00 <couleurs> first bowie, then rickman and now prince... what a LaMe YEaR
19:46:00 <nevs> and lemmy
19:46:00 <TheRon> oh it's fucked up
19:46:00 <amelia> I knew you'd luff it
19:47:00 <nevs> best way to kick off a friday night
19:47:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
19:47:00 <partay> nevs you just got a bj
19:48:00 <robot> amelia smells bad
19:48:00 <couleurs> old bag queen still lives on
19:48:00 <nevs> cmon son
19:48:00 <nevs> i last a little longer than that
19:48:00 <amelia> I smell amazing
19:48:00 <TheRon> rendered pork pat is amazing
19:48:00 <TheRon> fat
19:49:00 <nevs> i smell like polo red
19:50:00 <partay> nevs i like polo black
19:50:00 <nevs> yea blacks nice too
19:50:00 <nevs> i had polo supreme but i ran out
19:50:00 <TheRiddler> what for dinner?
19:51:00 <partay> have you tried Chanel Sport
19:51:00 <partay> its a panty dropper
19:51:00 <nevs> nah?
19:51:00 <nevs> ill check it out
19:51:00 <partay> next time youre in Myer
19:51:00 <nevs> i didnt even know chanel did mens cologne
19:51:00 <partay> goto the Chanel counter
19:52:00 <partay> oh they do
19:52:00 <partay> it's gold
19:52:00 <partay> the first time i wore it... no shit i had 3 randoms ask me what i was wearing
19:52:00 <nevs> noice
19:52:00 <partay> Allure
19:53:00 <partay> http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0540/9841/products/chanel-allure-homme-sport-eau-de-toilette-spray_894e29ce-6493-48b5-ac3a-78cc8b46adaf_grande.jpeg?v=1416271450
19:53:00 <partay> BAM
19:53:00 <partay> thats it
19:53:00 <nevs> right on ill check for it
19:53:00 <nevs> same price as the polos?
19:53:00 <nevs> 60ish?
19:53:00 <partay> $145 for 100ml
19:53:00 <nevs> fark
19:53:00 <partay> yep
19:53:00 <TheRiddler> why does it say toilette spray
19:53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> joop! - $3.95 found in the reject bins
19:54:00 <partay> joop lol
19:54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:54:00 <nevs> haha joop
19:54:00 <nevs> its different for dudes
19:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> smells like, death!
19:54:00 <TheRiddler> I suspect it's just toilet water
19:54:00 <partay> those colonges can smell different on different people
19:54:00 <nevs> TheRiddler nothing like a little toilet water on the neck
19:54:00 <partay> depneds on your skin
19:55:00 <nevs> im planning on hitting myer soon so ill check it
19:55:00 <nevs> need some new sunnies
19:56:00 <partay> and even if you dont splurge... A trip to the Chanel counter is worth it
19:56:00 <couleurs> c u guys their
19:56:00 <partay> it's not ket with the peasant colonges
19:56:00 <partay> kept*
19:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> some chanel perfume is noice. But i’m not a fan of the ‘classics’
19:57:00 <nevs> i actually hate going into myer but i like the sunglasses part
19:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> No. 5 smells like cats piss
19:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> or old women
19:57:00 <partay> lol
19:57:00 <nevs> haha yea
19:57:00 <couleurs> Next
19:57:00 <partay> yep k8
19:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
19:57:00 <TheRiddler> cologne no.5
19:57:00 <partay> or Brut3
19:58:00 <partay> 33
19:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
19:58:00 <nevs> rank
19:58:00 <TheRiddler> I use brut
19:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
19:58:00 <nevs> and lynx africa TheRiddler?
19:58:00 <TheRiddler> it's gotten better
19:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, it’s netter than nothing
19:58:00 <nevs> id rather smell like 3 day arse
19:58:00 <TheRiddler> it used to smell the worse
19:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lynx africa was awesome about ….. 15 years ago
19:58:00 <TheRiddler> they've changed the formula
19:58:00 <TheRiddler> I have lynx legend
19:59:00 <TheRiddler> too
19:59:00 <nevs> rexona is kiling it now
19:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:59:00 <TheRiddler> it depends on the weather for me
19:59:00 <TheRiddler> lynx for cold days
19:59:00 <TheRiddler> because it sprays on dry
19:59:00 <nevs> i use the rexona invisible dry one or whatever it is
20:00:00 <TheRiddler> so you dont get freezing srpay on your armpits
20:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00:00 <TheRiddler> brrrr
20:00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00:00 <nevs> lynx and brut bro
20:00:00 <nevs> what a ladykiller
20:00:00 <dematerialised> just brut
20:00:00 <dematerialised> nothing else
20:00:00 <dematerialised> guaranteed pussy
20:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> look out ladies!
20:01:00 <nevs> dematerialised 45yo pussy
20:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS!
20:01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:01:00 <dematerialised> does the age really matter?
20:01:00 <nevs> TheRiddler you wear silk boxers?
20:01:00 <dematerialised> best fuck i ever had was an older woman
20:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, over 40!
20:01:00 <nevs> haha right on
20:01:00 <TheRiddler> "you smell like my dad"
20:01:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:01:00 <TheRiddler> he's 80 now
20:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
20:01:00 <nevs> "you smell like the depression"
20:01:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
20:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> YOU ARE DEPRESSION
20:02:00 <nevs> haha
20:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> go wash yo self
20:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> (with a rag on a stick)
20:02:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13001032_288239838174262_2823372240172656197_n.jpg?oh=5166ade75f998f10ab61eb574d50509b&oe=57BDB1D4
20:02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - i never got into the harry potter phase
20:03:00 <nevs> either
20:03:00 <nevs> i watched them all last year though with my girl
20:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i watched one movie because a friend dragged me along… but that’s bout it
20:03:00 <nevs> i get their popularity
20:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh totally
20:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Awesome story line, if you’re into that genre
20:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was more into the teen horror stuff
20:04:00 <nevs> whats an example of teen horror
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> the books are better
20:04:00 <nevs> the books are always better
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> goosebumps
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> :P
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> ermahgerd
20:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA
20:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> gerrssseburmps
20:05:00 <nevs> kate is a twilight fan pretty sure
20:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> like Christopher pike
20:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK YOU
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> anne rice?
20:05:00 <nevs> haha
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> that's not teen
20:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif!
20:05:00 <nevs> oh Christopher Pike
20:05:00 <nevs> nice one
20:05:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/f905k6e.gif
20:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> The only vamps I like are true blood vamps
20:06:00 <nevs> i read all of Koontz/Richard Laymon/King etc
20:06:00 <TheRiddler> twerking machine
20:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah there were a bunch of ‘teen’ authors around the mid - late 90's
20:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I read that stuff
20:06:00 <TheRiddler> but anne rice is true blood vamps
20:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
20:06:00 <nevs> yea anne rice was good
20:07:00 <nevs> richard laymon was my fav
20:07:00 <nevs> because he was a pervert
20:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:07:00 <TheRiddler> I read fantasy books mainly
20:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i could never get into fantasy
20:07:00 <TheRiddler> dresden files or wheel of time
20:07:00 <nevs> me either
20:08:00 <nevs> only fantasy books i read were the dark tower series
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband reads lot of sci fi stuff and i read a chapter and i walk away thinking WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
20:08:00 <nevs> and the hitchhikers guide which was scifi
20:08:00 <TheRiddler> dresden files is modern era fantasy
20:08:00 <TheRiddler> also crime
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> a* lot
20:08:00 <nevs> loved the dark tower series so much i got a tattoo based on it ha
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:10:00 <Serenity> taco taco taco taco taco
20:10:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWLReudJUOs
20:10:00 <TheRiddler> what should I get for dinner
20:10:00 <nevs> amelia youve let me down btw
20:10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sting & The Police - Fields of gold (lyrics) HQ Views: 65,844 Uploader: Igor Crema Uploaded: Jan 8, 2015 Duration: 3m49s Rating: 4.87
20:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you making 800 serenity
20:11:00 <TheRiddler> maybe I should try the indian place
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’ll have 50 if so
20:11:00 <amelia> wot i do?!?!
20:11:00 <nevs> fajita..
20:11:00 <Serenity> lol i wish
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn it!
20:11:00 <robot> everything.
20:11:00 <amelia> do you kno how long its been since i had burrito
20:11:00 <nevs> haha
20:11:00 <robot> at least 6 minutes
20:11:00 <nevs> case is still open!
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:11:00 <amelia> since the last time i came on parading the fact i had a burrito
20:11:00 <amelia> maybe like 2 weeks
20:11:00 <faux> OMG
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> so 6 mins>
20:11:00 <TheRiddler> become a blanket burrito
20:11:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:12:00 <Immutable> I had mcdonalds
20:12:00 <Immutable> :(
20:12:00 <Serenity> theyre not really real tacos anyway i made soft taco shells from mountain bread
20:12:00 <robot> amelia stalked me and came n sat next to me while i was having lunch at work, she pulled out a burrito and stared me down
20:12:00 <Serenity> and no cheese
20:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah mexican would be awesome right bout now
20:12:00 <Serenity> but still delush
20:12:00 <faux> that reminds me of a video
20:12:00 <faux> 4 amelia
20:12:00 <faux> brb
20:12:00 <TheRiddler> what is mountain bread
20:12:00 <TheRiddler> cat burrito
20:13:00 <amelia> robot you didn't ask me to stop
20:13:00 <beehhh> i never made promises lighty
20:13:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=854559598021789&id=571035253040893
20:13:00 <faux> watch now pls
20:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> like thin lavash bread
20:13:00 <robot> i was afraid to.
20:13:00 <Serenity> https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGSLiKgibAVeA7iwY8YCS3eaksxGwFTbNfnFvXsaEBEZFTJO07meqON9CQ
20:13:00 <Serenity> that
20:13:00 <TheRiddler> damn
20:13:00 <robot> never come between amelia and her burrito
20:14:00 <TheRiddler> it requires a minimium of $49
20:14:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AKMEfdjp44
20:14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fields Of Gold - Tyler Ward & Lindsey Stirling & Peter Hollens Views: 970,386 Uploader: Tyler Ward Music Uploaded: Apr 19, 2014 Duration: 4m16s Rating: 4.95
20:14:00 <TheRiddler> for indian
20:14:00 <TheRiddler> maybe I'll do pizza
20:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> indian!
20:14:00 <amelia> AAHAHAAHA wtf faux
20:14:00 <nevs> haha wat faux
20:14:00 <amelia> this would be ma perfect man
20:15:00 <Serenity> id do awful things for a lovely indian meal hnng
20:15:00 <nevs> i was with that video with the back scratch and ear bit
20:15:00 <faux> lmao
20:15:00 <amelia> whispering BuRRiTo @ me
20:15:00 <TheRiddler> `ignore beehhh
20:15:00 <partay> how awful Serenity?
20:15:00 <Serenity> awful awful
20:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had the best indian last week
20:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> was all vego
20:15:00 <faux> i love the cartoon chick she looks hilarious
20:15:00 <faux> no neck
20:15:00 <nevs> lol car in her vag
20:16:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
20:16:00 <faux> LOL
20:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was suprised at how good it was
20:16:00 <TheRiddler> *burrito*
20:16:00 <faux> best vid ever
20:16:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df6o4TSqwkk
20:16:00 <partay> i can hear faux saying burrito
20:16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Royce da 5'9 - Hard (Layers) Views: 11,891 Uploader: Royce 5'9 Uploaded: Apr 11, 2016 Duration: 5m52s Rating: 4.87
20:16:00 <nevs> this is my anthem since it dropped
20:16:00 <TheRiddler> something decent from buzzfeed
20:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> really?
20:17:00 <nevs> theres a really nice indian place in moonee ponds called magic mint
20:18:00 <faux> i wanna smash the person saying hard hard hard
20:18:00 <faux> she sounds so annoying
20:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> and Glebe!
20:18:00 <nevs> haha
20:18:00 <nevs> the lyrics though
20:18:00 <faux> best indian place here is called Copper Handi
20:19:00 <faux> well best name ive never been there
20:19:00 <faux> lol
20:19:00 <nevs> haha
20:19:00 <faux> ay m8 im goin 2 copper handi
20:19:00 <nevs> thats great
20:19:00 <beehhh> there been some that ive broken
20:19:00 <robot> lollll
20:19:00 <Serenity> holy shit i just did the biggest sneeze i think a kidney came up
20:19:00 <robot> gis a ciggie
20:19:00 <faux> ay robot gis a ciggie
20:19:00 <faux> LOL
20:19:00 <robot> :)
20:19:00 <partay> the fucking robot
20:20:00 <robot> mr partay himself
20:20:00 <faux> woah mind reader
20:20:00 <robot> yea m8
20:20:00 <robot> same batch
20:20:00 <faux> robatcu
20:20:00 <faux> h
20:20:00 <faux> .
20:20:00 <robot> bless you
20:20:00 <beehhh> mine mindborg is to be in a steambath with some eucalyptus oil
20:20:00 <faux> tenks
20:20:00 <faux> shh beehhh
20:20:00 <beehhh> fauxorg
20:21:00 <partay> how is robot?
20:21:00 <beehhh> habibi fully sick...subwoofer...fully sleek
20:21:00 <faux> loll
20:21:00 <nevs> adults are talking beehhh
20:21:00 <Immutable> what the fuck
20:21:00 <Clarkson> yes Sluttydrop , did you have sex with your whiteboard or something ?
20:21:00 <robot> lol, thanks Immutable.
20:21:00 <Immutable> beehhh, is like the shit
20:21:00 <beehhh> dude i was born yesterday ;p
20:22:00 <robot> alright thanks partay, hangry tho
20:22:00 <robot> gotta get some eats
20:22:00 <couleurs> behhh is like a bad smell that never leave
20:22:00 <partay> the cook made a delicious meal tonight
20:22:00 <nevs> im eating twisties which will prob count as dinner
20:22:00 <beehhh> you will remember me
20:22:00 <nevs> suffering from success
20:22:00 <robot> bbs
20:22:00 <beehhh> suffering from youth unemployment
20:23:00 <couleurs> behhh likes his girls with penasis
20:23:00 <beehhh> leave her alone shes all mine
20:23:00 <beehhh> atleast someone loves me more than many and i wont take that lightly
20:23:00 <nevs> love is love
20:24:00 <beehhh> she told me nobody cared for her like me before
20:25:00 <Serenity> god I hate you beehhh
20:25:00 <partay> beehhh do you catch any trains where you are?
20:25:00 <beehhh> time for a chit-chat with some kinky ladyboys on chaturbate bzzz
20:25:00 <TheRiddler> got pizza
20:25:00 <TheRiddler> with brother
20:25:00 <nevs> hmm yea im thinking pizza
20:25:00 <Serenity> thanks christ Maurice is here
20:25:00 <Maurice> :D
20:25:00 <TheRiddler> tho it might mean pizza twice in a row
20:26:00 <beehhh> i go chat on sydney
20:26:00 <TheRiddler> because going to friends place too
20:26:00 <partay> TheRiddler do it
20:26:00 <TheRiddler> tomorrow
20:26:00 <Maurice> Good fuck off beehhh
20:26:00 <beehhh> :p im actually going on chaturbate to chat some trannies
20:27:00 <nevs> rekt
20:28:00 <faux> wine tiiiime
20:28:00 <faux> i ran out of frozen grapes though dammit
20:29:00 <couleurs> well i use chanel bleu ow do toilet
20:30:00 <faux> lolll
20:30:00 <couleurs> boner betit
20:31:00 <nevs> eau de coburg
20:32:00 <partay> lol
20:36:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Hey bishes
20:38:00 <Immutable> hey hey peoples
20:38:00 <couleurs> do u think lynx africa really smells like africa
20:39:00 <PokemonProfessor> So I passed my Pokemon Professor exam this week, 80% on the dot... ^_^
20:54:00 <robot> sometimes when i can't sleep i call up random numbers
20:54:00 <robot> find someone to tell me a bedtime story
20:54:00 <faux> lmao
20:54:00 <robot> one time faux answered n was like im on the toilet
20:55:00 <faux> on the farkn torlet
20:55:00 <robot> loolllll
20:55:00 <robot> torlet
20:58:00 <TheRiddler> eagleboys now has cheese blast base
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> which is like dominos old cheese base
21:03:00 <amsy> !pizza
21:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like thin base pizza
21:04:00 <robot> hey faux did i ever show u when i was on britains got talent when i was 14
21:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a lil bit of meat and a sprinkling of cheese
21:04:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn2c4SCfl5I
21:04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jack Higgins - Britain's Got Talent 2016 Audition week 2 Views: 1,529,961 Uploader: Spiritman Productions Uploaded: Apr 16, 2016 Duration: 6m8s Rating: 4.22
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> so you were 14 a week ago?
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> or so
21:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> btw - the kid has an awesome name!
21:06:00 <robot> lol
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> is this billy elliot's son?
21:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> prolly
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> I want to see him do it to some dubstep lol
21:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note, yoghurt, granola and cranberries is the best!
21:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> breakfast, lunch or dinner
21:11:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnpa28d9zd4
21:11:00 <Serenity> me irl
21:11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: KFC 20 Piece Bucket Eating Challenge Views: 1,795,554 Uploader: Matt Stonie Uploaded: Aug 28, 2012 Duration: 8m12s Rating: 4.52
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> I miss those yoghurts where you mix it up with musili or such
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> +tubs
21:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah the apple ones
21:12:00 <Serenity> you can still get them
21:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i used to get em all the time
21:12:00 <Serenity> ski does them
21:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i haven’t seen em for ages in ze shops
21:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> but woolies are cunts are prob don’t order em
21:13:00 <Clarkson> it's a special kind of whore
21:13:00 <Serenity> oh nah woolies doesnt
21:13:00 <Serenity> coles does
21:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah!
21:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> Coles is opening next year in me hood - can’t wait.
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/scientists-create-human-penis-lab-could-change-trans-mens-lives-forever071014/
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> for kk
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> hang 3
21:15:00 <Serenity> i hardly ever go to woolies anymore they have such a shit range
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> grow your own penis for use
21:15:00 <Clarkson> Beebs fucking wishes
21:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah woolies do have a shit range
21:16:00 <TheRiddler> do coles do platters?
21:16:00 <Clarkson> don't ban ya dad's cock it brought you into this world
21:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… soon there will be cock in a can riddler :P
21:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> But awesome for trans peeps….
21:16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:16:00 <TheRiddler> yep
21:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah coles do platters - if they have a deli they usually do
21:19:00 <Serenity> yeah they do
21:19:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Coles are lazy.
21:19:00 <TheRiddler> do they do them on the day?
21:19:00 <Serenity> they do bbq hampers n shit too you can order online
21:19:00 <Clarkson> like that cum stain on his jeans after he came and said all that fucking talk that you simply never say during sex
21:19:00 <Serenity> pre ace
21:19:00 <TheRiddler> oh
21:19:00 <ThirteenthOrder> "Here's a pack of chicken we've had frozen for three months and we're selling it to you as fresh with the promise it'll last until the date on the pack"
21:19:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Next day, is fukt
21:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:20:00 <Serenity> must be your coles
21:20:00 <Serenity> ive never had that issue
21:20:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Shepp Coles, always the fucking issue with Chicken... that's why I buy it fresh from a butcher now
21:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> in my opinion better deli selection than woolies
21:20:00 <Serenity> they have a heapsbetter deli than woolies
21:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> coles
21:20:00 <Serenity> better meat too
21:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
21:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> I usually go to ze local deli to get sliced meats anyways
21:21:00 <Serenity> and more than 2 brands of things
21:21:00 <TheRiddler> I hear coles prepacked meat is consantly the underweighed
21:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:21:00 <ThirteenthOrder> The Deli meats at coles is usually better.
21:21:00 <Serenity> like woolies tends to have their brand and 1 other
21:21:00 <TheRiddler> underweight even
21:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> from accurent affair?
21:21:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember
21:21:00 <Monsoon> Do you just agree with Serenity because you are afraid she won't like you katatonic_kate01? Or are you just that stupid and deluded?
21:21:00 <TheRiddler> .
21:21:00 <Monsoon> .
21:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> I honestly don’t give a fuck if anyone likes me here. And i’m agreeing because i think coles is better than woolies.
21:22:00 <TheRiddler> ban and lets get back to real talk
21:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEP
21:22:00 <Monsoon> Serenity tell us about your five steps to success program in weight loss
21:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH here we fucking go
21:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> monsoon suck a dick
21:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
21:23:00 <Serenity> lol i honestly have never in my life been trolled for something so dumb
21:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5 steps - impressive.
21:24:00 <Serenity> anyway it must be a woolworths thing because I find that big w has shit range too
21:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> Depending on how big, the big w is
21:24:00 <Serenity> ours is pre big its also got the fucking heaters on all year around
21:24:00 <Clarkson> sure as fuck wont give up being myself
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ewwww!
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’ve got some ok stuff....
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> baby clothes (tick) cheaps bonds stuff
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> some cheap appliances
21:26:00 <Serenity> i got a bunch of cheap easter eggs there this year
21:26:00 <Serenity> after easter
21:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do like k mart tho
21:26:00 <Serenity> i dont like kmart for clothes but everything else yass
21:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> heaps of cheap shit
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> hmm
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> coles online store is being a dick
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah some of the clothes are weird… i donno pants are like….
21:27:00 <Clarkson> back door sluts 9
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> massive…. in the fat section at least.
21:28:00 <Serenity> though kmart is handy atm so i can buy cheap inbetween clothes
21:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
21:28:00 <Serenity> dont need thrm to last long etc
21:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> just live in active wear
21:28:00 <Serenity> i pre much am atm haha
21:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:28:00 <Serenity> but now my activeweqr pants dont fit anymore
21:29:00 <TheRiddler> I think all their clothes come from knock off chinese shops
21:29:00 <Serenity> yeah they do
21:29:00 <Serenity> like sweatshops in dubai lol
21:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ummm hang on, i saw something from work ze other day....
21:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweat shop wise
21:30:00 <TheRiddler> dont know why they're not getting abused on that
21:30:00 <TheRiddler> seems no one cares about wear clothes come from anymore
21:30:00 <President_Trump> Serenity what type of easter eggs did u get?
21:30:00 <Serenity> none of your fucking business
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> wear?
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> where
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> they bring all the boys to the yard
21:32:00 <ThirteenthOrder> TheRiddler: Actually, Pokemon is bringing in chicks... amazingly.
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> .
21:32:00 <Serenity> are you being serious i cant tell
21:32:00 <ThirteenthOrder> As a Pokemon Professor, I'm not allowed to lie.
21:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.choice.com.au/shopping/everyday-shopping/clothing/articles/ethical-clothing
21:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably TOO much info there
21:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT I was looking for a simple version where the clothing store is listed… and ranked A B C D E F
21:34:00 <couleurs> YaHoO SErIous
21:39:00 <stompin> going off like yesterdays cum in the sun
21:46:00 <ThirteenthOrder> What do you know of Yahoo Serious?! YOU WILL GIVE HIS LOCATION OR YOU WILL PERISH
21:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> PURPLE RAIN!
21:50:00 <Serenity> i need to watch that
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i watching the 5th wave
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s pretty lame
21:56:00 <partay> Lumeah tits or gtfo
21:56:00 <Lumeah> partay! cock or gtfo
21:56:00 <Clarkson> thats what you get for being a chink and coming to our country to steal our jobs
21:57:00 <partay> lol
21:59:00 <dematerialised> Lumeah tits
21:59:00 <dematerialised> just tits
21:59:00 <dematerialised> you don't have to gtfo
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> new entrance line
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock or gtfo !
22:01:00 <robot> lil 4" plastic one
22:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw youre the best robot
22:03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yo sup
22:03:00 <partay> speaking of cocks
22:03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> n e grls 1r chat in pvt
22:03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lines r now open
22:03:00 <robot> do they hav to b girls george
22:04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah m8
22:04:00 <robot> fk
22:04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> no trannies
22:04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> eithe
22:04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> r
22:04:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> a trannie is still a bloke
22:04:00 <faux> n e grls 1r chat in pvt
22:04:00 <Doodle> ye
22:05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if urba bloke its pretty hard to look like a female
22:05:00 <faux> sik
22:05:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ppl can tell
22:06:00 <Doodle> thats a lie, my sister looks just like me only with smaller jugs
22:07:00 <faux> lmao
22:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
22:07:00 <Doodle> ;)
22:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> does she have short hair?
22:07:00 <Doodle> no
22:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a beard?
22:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn
22:08:00 <Doodle> ok she looks pretty different from me when u put it that way
22:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
22:08:00 <partay> Go HAWKS
22:09:00 <partay> Doodle get her on IRC
22:09:00 <Doodle> lol she's not retarded
22:10:00 <partay> hahaha
22:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
22:10:00 <partay> we'll turn her nutz
22:10:00 <Doodle> gross
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> umm sezz
22:10:00 <partay> not that type of nutz
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> do you have the moo script?
22:10:00 <Doodle> are u calling sezz a cow
22:10:00 <Serenity> think so
22:10:00 <Serenity> LOL
22:11:00 <Serenity> !moo
22:11:00 <Doodle> she'll neck u m8
22:11:00 <Serenity> nah maybe ShadowLurker does
22:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> nek minute
22:11:00 <Doodle> !moobs
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> is it meant to go in remote or somewhere else?
22:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics of moobs or gtfo
22:11:00 <Doodle> it goes in ur address book
22:11:00 <Serenity> yeah remotes
22:11:00 <Doodle> u first katatonic_kate01
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> that would require effort
22:12:00 <TheRiddler> it seems mine isn't working
22:12:00 <Doodle> Daniel Ricciardo shared Felipe Massa's video.
22:12:00 <Doodle> 22 mins ·
22:12:00 <Doodle> I'm sick of being bullied by Felipe Massa's kid Filipino. The amount of smack he talks has gotten out of control. I have accepted his go kart challenge and will be bringing all the flames I have
22:12:00 <Doodle> haha legend
22:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> so watching this movie… it’s the end of the world type deal and this teen charcter has pefect hair
22:13:00 <amsy> lolll
22:13:00 <amsy> cute
22:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is felipe?
22:13:00 <Doodle> lol amsy u should see the vid
22:13:00 <amsy> massa
22:14:00 <Doodle> felipe massa is an f1 driver
22:14:00 <amsy> let me see
22:14:00 <Doodle> i shared it on me page
22:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
22:14:00 <Doodle> his little kid is challenging daniel ricciardo to a race
22:14:00 <Doodle> and posing on his toy car thing
22:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:16:00 <amsy> hahahaha omg so cute
22:16:00 <Doodle> ahah
22:17:00 <Doodle> eyyyy rrrriciarrrrdo
22:17:00 <Doodle> +c
22:18:00 <Serenity> i want to kick him off that cart
22:18:00 <Serenity> how cute
22:18:00 <Doodle> lol
22:18:00 <Doodle> BLAM
22:18:00 <Doodle> i want to kick him off it and have a go
22:18:00 <Doodle> looks like fun
22:18:00 <amsy> hes a realist
22:19:00 <Serenity> it does haha
22:19:00 <amsy> when he gets interviewed about how his dad is going to go in a race hes like
22:19:00 <amsy> "ummm i think 3rd today"
22:19:00 <amsy> lmao
22:19:00 <President_Trump> hello amsy
22:19:00 <Doodle> haha
22:19:00 <amsy> hi
22:19:00 <Doodle> welcome Matthew
22:19:00 <President_Trump> amsy when will the porno with chucky be released??
22:19:00 <Doodle> pull up a penis cake
22:19:00 <Clarkson> there the real shit
22:19:00 <Matthew> sincere thanks to Doodle
22:19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on
22:19:00 <amsy> when are you going to release it?
22:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:20:00 <President_Trump> when i get tired of wanking over it (not anytime soon)
22:20:00 <Doodle> how come chucky got a go on amsy and i didnt
22:20:00 <Doodle> crushed
22:20:00 <amsy> haha
22:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> too short for me
22:20:00 <amsy> im glad youre enjoying it then
22:20:00 <robot> hi
22:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
22:20:00 <Doodle> what did u call me
22:20:00 <amsy> how tall was he?
22:20:00 <amsy> or is he
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> he loks short, chucky that is
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> looks*
22:21:00 <Doodle> chucky is pretty short he is only a doll
22:21:00 <President_Trump> chucky is my fu.ck doll
22:21:00 <Matthew> now there is a name I haven't heard in a LONG time tbh
22:21:00 <Doodle> me mate has one, its terrifying
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> google would know
22:21:00 <amsy> probs half my height lol
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> matthew :D
22:21:00 <Doodle> ehehe
22:21:00 <Doodle> mm
22:21:00 <thestig> amsy did u watch plebs
22:22:00 <amsy> not yet
22:22:00 <amsy> have to wait for bf
22:22:00 <amsy> :'(
22:22:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01 have you put the kettle on by any chance
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
22:22:00 <Doodle> or are u thinking about it
22:22:00 <Doodle> at least
22:22:00 <Doodle> for me
22:22:00 <Doodle> .
22:22:00 <Matthew> good evening to the sublime katatonic_kate01
22:22:00 <amsy> and he wants the whole season out first
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i got a new one the other day
22:22:00 <Doodle> :o
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> stainless steel one
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> looks fancy
22:22:00 <Doodle> lets christen it, white with 2 thx
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
22:22:00 <Doodle> mine is stainless steel too i hate it
22:22:00 <Doodle> theyre noisy
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i prefer black n sweet
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw mine isn’t
22:23:00 <Doodle> oh
22:23:00 <Doodle> speaking of double entendres
22:23:00 <Doodle> my dad planted black cockatoo pea, a native in his garden
22:23:00 <Doodle> i saw the label he made today
22:23:00 <Doodle> BLACK COCK PEA
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
22:24:00 <Doodle> its in the front yard
22:24:00 <Doodle> ppl will see
22:24:00 <faux> aw man
22:24:00 <faux> i love brucey
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> on a huge sign
22:24:00 <Doodle> its in black texta
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> size 7 2 font
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> 72
22:24:00 <faux> def me spirit animal
22:24:00 <Serenity> i just watched this and its made me so irrationally angry lol
22:24:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnVH0ddOSbg
22:24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Honey Boo Boo Has Grown Up Quite A Bit Views: 443,291 Uploader: Nicki Swift Uploaded: Apr 16, 2016 Duration: 5m1s Rating: 2.53
22:24:00 <Serenity> what revolting people
22:24:00 <Doodle> lol its on a plastic tag that flutters around in the wind so u notice it
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> is mumma june in it
22:25:00 <Serenity> yeah shes just pure filth
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:25:00 <Matthew> I concur with Serenity... just vulgar
22:25:00 <Doodle> she should have been called mumma june july AND august
22:25:00 <Doodle> she so fat
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> her cooking…. LOL
22:25:00 <Serenity> like theres not even anything in that video thats bbad but the fact they exist on tv is making me angry
22:25:00 <Serenity> like fuck. off.
22:25:00 <partay> lol
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> her cooking made e gag
22:25:00 <faux> hehe this lady in 90210 called her son jacques and the dad was like pls no i can already hear the kids at recess calling him jacque strap
22:25:00 <faux> ded
22:25:00 <partay> didnt the mum marry a pedo?
22:26:00 <Serenity> im gonna see if its on youtube kate
22:26:00 <Matthew> Jacques is a lovely name tbh
22:26:00 <Serenity> she was dating a pedo
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> her cooking?
22:26:00 <Serenity> gross slag
22:26:00 <partay> oh
22:26:00 <Serenity> yeah
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah she was, and he looked like 90
22:26:00 <partay> what a mole
22:27:00 <partay> a guy i worked with in my early 20's but thrown to the ground and arrested at work
22:27:00 <President_Trump> HAWKS
22:27:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66QXkqal1fo
22:27:00 <Serenity> :|
22:27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cooking with June recipes #1 & #2 Views: 228,114 Uploader: Ghost0Stalker420 Uploaded: Aug 19, 2013 Duration: 4m55s Rating: 4.11
22:27:00 <partay> he'd been fiddling his friends kids
22:27:00 <Serenity> fucking hell partay
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fucking yuk not watchin’
22:28:00 <partay> yah.. he was always with the "wrong" jokes too
22:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> good that he got arrested!
22:28:00 <partay> but never suspected that
22:28:00 <partay> never saw him again
22:28:00 <partay> heard he got 5 years
22:28:00 <Serenity> revolting
22:29:00 <partay> it was
22:29:00 <partay> ladies at work were crying
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5 years! meh
22:30:00 <partay> Chris Pears
22:30:00 <partay> if you ever hear or see that name
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> stab him>
22:31:00 <partay> he'd be abut 50 now
22:31:00 <Serenity> i dont how they can justify 5 years
22:31:00 <Matthew> oh hi Gina
22:31:00 <Serenity> like wtf.. the kids lives are ruined and he gets 5 years
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> should be life
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> but then a drain on govt.
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> death would be a good thing
22:32:00 <Serenity> yep
22:32:00 <Doodle> god way to kill my boner
22:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think it would make peeps think twice!
22:33:00 <partay> new subject
22:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> chocolate
22:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> or a cheese burger
22:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> or pink lady apple
22:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> could have all of them right now
22:33:00 <partay> omg how did Hawthon come back and win that game
22:34:00 <Matthew> who cares... i HATE FOOTBALL
22:34:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AygXHIyK8M
22:34:00 <Serenity> holy shit... vomit
22:34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cooking with June Recipes #3 & #4 Views: 173,725 Uploader: Ghost0Stalker420 Uploaded: Aug 19, 2013 Duration: 5m19s Rating: 4.44
22:35:00 <Matthew> my pussy won't leave me alone tonight
22:36:00 <couleurs> go da dees
22:36:00 <President_Trump> Matthew you should enjoy the footy for a year or two before your club folds
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the FUCK is that
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> cranberry canned sauce
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT
22:37:00 <Matthew> President_Trump, you should enjoy your Mum like I did with her wrinkly old salami flaps last night... mmm
22:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:37:00 <Serenity> hhahaha hate its like cranberry conserve or something
22:37:00 <Serenity> YUCK
22:37:00 <Serenity> kate*
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> spag tin and butter
22:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> and suagr ….. fuck sakes
22:38:00 <faux> mm salami flaps
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> that's the recipe I remember
22:38:00 <President_Trump> Matthew are you a trump fan?
22:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d prefer ham flaps
22:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> not chunky ones
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> stfu President_Trump
22:38:00 <Matthew> no I'm not a fan. but I'm a huge fan of seeing you being run over by a truck.
22:39:00 <President_Trump> why not?
22:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @matthew
22:39:00 <Matthew> because you're a pathetic piece of cat turd and anything you had your name associated with I would instantly dislike
22:52:00 <GoldSpade> bit horny huh
22:56:00 <under> why
22:58:00 <partay> who puts a basketball game on at 8am
22:58:00 <partay> on a saturday
23:01:00 <robot> amelia would
23:01:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWyoz_YdttM
23:01:00 <Serenity> this is so saddd
23:01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Drug Addicted Children Documentary 2015 HD Views: 369,005 Uploader: Violence Documentaries ! Uploaded: Jan 4, 2016 Duration: 25m35s Rating: 4.53
23:01:00 <amelia> i would
23:04:00 <partay> Serenity why am i watching ads with your youtube links ?
23:04:00 <Serenity> what
23:04:00 <partay> i have google adblock
23:04:00 <Serenity> so do i whats your issue
23:04:00 <partay> i saw an ad on that link
23:05:00 <Serenity> i didnt
23:05:00 <partay> my eyes
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> adblock has issues with youtube
23:07:00 <TheRiddler> anyways goodnight
23:08:00 <Serenity> ive never had a prob?
23:08:00 <Serenity> weird
23:09:00 <partay> it was that assault an ambo ad
23:09:00 <partay> 2 x so far in that doco
23:09:00 <partay> dodgy
23:09:00 <partay> i like my illegal shit free of ads
23:09:00 <partay> anyway
23:10:00 <Serenity> dont blame me for your crappy computer issues lol
23:15:00 <couleurs> SHut The HeLl up ParTay
23:18:00 <robot> whos gettin their titties out
23:18:00 <GoldSpade> old and saggy
23:19:00 <GoldSpade> not young and fresh
23:19:00 <robot> shut up GoldSpade
23:19:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
23:19:00 <beehhh> ladyboys are better & CSR friendly
23:23:00 <amsy> csr sugar
23:25:00 <beehhh> dhaka is a hell and im back again
23:25:00 <Clarkson> watch Kelevra make bitches bleed
23:25:00 <beehhh> worst than as I left it was
23:27:00 <beehhh> slurp amsy where is my kiss?
23:27:00 <GoldSpade> wheres his suck as well
23:28:00 <beehhh> ohhhhh
23:28:00 <beehhh> that'd be bonus
23:28:00 <GoldSpade> she wouldnt do it
23:28:00 <beehhh> but i could imagine shes doing it no harm to anyone
23:29:00 <beehhh> GoldSpade you have a broken antenna, go get it fixed
23:29:00 <GoldSpade> hehe
23:30:00 <GoldSpade> nothing worse than a broken boner
23:30:00 <GoldSpade> that does it hurt
23:44:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LhcParuzpc
23:44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kevin Smith on Prince (funny) Views: 1,625,756 Uploader: Frank Waldegg Uploaded: Feb 9, 2013 Duration: 31m36s Rating: 4.79
23:44:00 <couleurs> good storey fatty man (funny)
23:45:00 <dematerialised> free willy
23:48:00 <Serenity> bacon pancakes makin bacon pancakes
23:49:00 <amelia> take some bacon and i put it in a pancake
23:51:00 <President_Trump> bacon pancaaaaaaaaakes
23:54:00 <couleurs> Bacen.
23:56:00 <Serenity> bacon pancakes thats what its gonna make
23:56:00 <President_Trump> take some bacon and i put it in a pancake
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