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00:00:00 <beehhh> http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/bill-shorten-uneasy-over-kidman-cattle-empire-overseas-sale/news-story/cac97ae945589c8b11867813d3994e67
00:07:00 <wiggywoo> woooo
00:15:00 <MrMark> woooo
00:24:00 <faux> woooo
00:24:00 <beehhh> wooo yah habibi
00:25:00 <beehhh> sharmuto na silsey kala thikanis
00:26:00 <beehhh> faux do you know micheal the leb owner at burwood priceattack
00:26:00 <faux> LOL
00:26:00 <faux> @ sharmuto
00:26:00 <beehhh> i knw is a swear word
00:26:00 <faux> no beehhh i do not know every leb in sydney ok
00:27:00 <beehhh> melb is same like syd just a bit lighter
00:27:00 <faux> oh ok
00:27:00 <beehhh> just you grow up in the happening zone, melb used to be a hole
00:28:00 <beehhh> i had to walk 12km after finish work or uni
00:28:00 <faux> tell me more
00:28:00 <beehhh> anymore surpising shooting at your enighbourhood lately
00:29:00 <faux> fortunately not
00:29:00 <beehhh> good, seems like mike beard doing some works then
00:30:00 <beehhh> do you know warringah mall
00:30:00 <beehhh> a bit far but nice area
00:31:00 <faux> yeah
00:31:00 <faux> there was an evacuation there
00:31:00 <beehhh> i remember the hospital and the large park
00:31:00 <faux> some threat or something
00:31:00 <beehhh> i flog a yellow page before head to brissie
00:32:00 <beehhh> from post office
00:32:00 <faux> you stole a yellow pages?
00:32:00 <beehhh> near bondi
00:32:00 <faux> lol
00:32:00 <faux> so rebellious.
00:32:00 <beehhh> yes needed to find clients and toilet rolls on the 12hrs drive to qld
00:32:00 <faux> lmao
00:33:00 <beehhh> thats the only state i crossed several times
00:33:00 <faux> excellent
00:34:00 <beehhh> i remember the oplympics
00:34:00 <beehhh> star casino everytime i stay i visit
00:35:00 <beehhh> fish market
00:35:00 <beehhh> pyrmont
00:35:00 <faux> mmm the fish market rules
00:35:00 <faux> best seafood ever
00:35:00 <beehhh> true all i had was bread and chips thou
00:36:00 <thestig> just had snapper
00:36:00 <beehhh> i used up all my salary on fuel and travelling
00:37:00 <beehhh> i had 3000 clients all over the country
00:37:00 <beehhh> thanks to the yellow pages
00:38:00 <beehhh> faux i made to newcastle in just 3hrs from darling harbour
00:38:00 <faux> were u a taxi driver
00:38:00 <beehhh> yes it was a quite a long taxi from adelaide to sunshine coast
00:39:00 <faux> trooper
00:39:00 <beehhh> nope, used company car we were hair accessproies supplier to price attack and priceline
00:39:00 <beehhh> accessories
00:39:00 <faux> lol
00:39:00 <faux> i hope that is true
00:39:00 <faux> cos thats amazing
00:39:00 <beehhh> would i lie to you
00:39:00 <faux> yes
00:39:00 <beehhh> which part
00:40:00 <faux> im not sure
00:40:00 <faux> Hair Accessories Salesman
00:40:00 <beehhh> you'll love living at sunshine coast trust me
00:40:00 <beehhh> if i were you i wud pick noosa and live there ever after
00:40:00 <faux> lol
00:41:00 <faux> whats wrong with sydney
00:41:00 <beehhh> i was guided by good souls and the southern cross stars
00:41:00 <faux> oh ok
00:41:00 <beehhh> just the deportation wasnt my favor i knew it will be not good
00:42:00 <faux> your enjoy your night beehhh im off to bed
00:42:00 <faux> adios
00:42:00 <beehhh> ciao
00:42:00 <beehhh> 9 years already
00:43:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCUG9BuHaAM
00:43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tracy Lawrence---If I Don't Make It Back Views: 736,020 Uploader: cbyfate Uploaded: Oct 8, 2010 Duration: 4m1s Rating: 4.91
00:44:00 <wiggywoo> yeah
00:48:00 <wiggywoo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuwprXAaSv0
00:48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: KEVIN THE CUNT Views: 1,329,725 Uploader: Gary The Goat Uploaded: Apr 16, 2016 Duration: 1m27s Rating: 4.95
01:23:00 <Trevor> get stuck in her head like porn star dick
09:54:00 <titansfan> hey
10:04:00 <titansfan> its quiet
11:42:00 <British^Meat> HI WINDSHIELD
11:51:00 <MrMark> booooooooooooooo!
11:51:00 <British^Meat> no im not
11:51:00 <British^Meat> im not drunk and i havent been drinking
11:51:00 <MrMark> thats no fun
12:02:00 <robot> rite
12:02:00 <robot> cunce
12:02:00 <robot> whos doin wot
12:11:00 <faux> SToP DoiN RoBBeRieS
12:16:00 <robot> lol
12:16:00 <robot> stop doin a robbnery
12:29:00 <faux> R u DoiN PooS
12:31:00 <robot> R u DoIN cApS
12:31:00 <Doodle> O_o
12:34:00 <Serenity> robotries
12:37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr Bungle - None Of Them Knew They Were Robots.mp3 (6.95MB 128kbps Stereo 7:35)
12:38:00 <British^Meat> :)
12:38:00 <British^Meat> love that song
12:38:00 <Doodle> how could u not
12:38:00 <Doodle> its ace
12:39:00 <British^Meat> Ars Moriendi is also a fave
12:40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr Bungle - Desert Search for Techno Allah.mp3 (6.19MB 128kbps Stereo 6:45)
12:40:00 <Doodle> is me fave
12:41:00 <British^Meat> I only have California
12:41:00 <British^Meat> i spose i could d/l the others, but, u know
12:41:00 <Doodle> u should, you're missing out
12:41:00 <Doodle> i have all the cds from me yoof
12:44:00 <Serenity> desert search for techno allah kills it in my car
12:44:00 <British^Meat> lol
12:44:00 <Serenity> bvvvvvvvvmmm
12:44:00 <British^Meat> yoof, i get it
12:44:00 <Doodle> haha ye
12:44:00 <Doodle> mirror vibrator
12:44:00 <British^Meat> ive heard the others b4, my mate was a huge fan
12:44:00 <British^Meat> he had some fantomas too
12:44:00 <Doodle> what speed settings did he have
12:45:00 <British^Meat> but i like bungle more
12:45:00 <Doodle> ye i have tomohawk & fantomas but bungle is more my thing
12:45:00 <Doodle> and fnm
12:45:00 <British^Meat> My FB has been flooding me lately with a post regarding the bungle vader tshirt and i want it so badly
12:45:00 <Doodle> obv
12:45:00 <Doodle> lol
12:46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr Bungle - Everyone I Went To High School With Is Dead.mp3 (3.15MB 128kbps Stereo 3:26)
12:49:00 <robot> anyone know much about digital receivers? (audio)
12:49:00 <robot> /video
12:50:00 <Doodle> the only digital receivers i know about are porn stars
12:51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr Bungle - Merry Go Bye Bye... Nothing.mp3 (14.88MB 128kbps Stereo 16:15)
13:10:00 <faux> get a bowl of nachos up ya
13:18:00 <Immutable> :O
13:31:00 <MrMark> put the lotion in the basket.................
13:35:00 <MrMark> or it gets the hose again.............
13:55:00 <faux> get a guava tree up ya
13:55:00 <MrMark> burp
13:55:00 <dematerialised> no thanks alf that's gay
13:55:00 <Clarkson> <JimHungry> y not masturbate and workout?
13:56:00 <faux> shh clarky
13:57:00 <Clarkson> most customers are emotional and gay dont you agree Kelevra
13:57:00 <faux> call me kelevra again clarky and ill cut your nose right off your face
13:57:00 <Clarkson> ashlee went home with the guy she met, shes making u her gay best friend
13:57:00 <faux> oh ok
14:31:00 <faux> get some carbon dioxide up ya
14:33:00 <dematerialised> my underwear smells musty
14:34:00 <dematerialised> like a room thats been closed up for years
14:34:00 <faux> youre a grub
14:34:00 <dematerialised> you're
14:35:00 <faux> what
14:35:00 <MrMark> im a grubby worm
14:36:00 <faux> ok
15:09:00 <dematerialised> faux is beautiful like a red red rose
15:11:00 <couleurs> ReST iN PRiNcE
15:25:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/0eKdIvZ.gif
15:26:00 <couleurs> nightmaers
15:27:00 <dematerialised> dedication
16:13:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip?
16:17:00 <dematerialised> my cruiser weighs twelve thousand kilograms
16:18:00 <couleurs> PT CrUiSEr
16:41:00 <couleurs> Mmmm. Waffles.
17:00:00 <couleurs> hi zaim
17:00:00 <zaim> hi couleurs
17:02:00 <couleurs> n e gossip?
17:12:00 <couleurs> Test
17:15:00 <couleurs> Am I Oneline?
17:15:00 <dematerialised> shut up cutn we're trying to idle here
17:17:00 <couleurs> crying
17:18:00 <waffles> dematerialised
17:26:00 <couleurs> sux
17:42:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
17:42:00 <TheRiddler> Sezz I found something in coles
17:43:00 <TheRiddler> Also they didn't have any ski here :(
17:45:00 <TheRon> what about that stuff that's french for yoghurt?
17:45:00 <robot> well
17:45:00 <robot> got me new digital amp set up
17:45:00 <robot> yay
17:45:00 <robot> i can actually use my speakers again
17:45:00 <couleurs> Pics!!!!!
17:46:00 <British^Meat> put a ski in the eye of your dick
17:46:00 <Clarkson> I think she's acting drunk... she said 16 tries to enter her password, and yet.. types okay... must be one hell of a password.
17:47:00 <TheRiddler> Phew
17:47:00 <TheRiddler> Suns better win
17:48:00 <TheRon> you on a multi?
17:48:00 <TheRiddler> Nope
17:49:00 <TheRiddler> Just want nth to lose lol
17:49:00 <TheRiddler> Baahhhh
17:49:00 <TheRon> fucking hawthorn
17:49:00 <TheRon> was so going for adelaide
17:50:00 <TheRiddler> Hawks didn't really deserve that win
17:51:00 <TheRiddler> Like the dogs game
17:51:00 <TheRon> if they're scraping games now, wait till later in the season
17:53:00 <TheRiddler> Weren't they 4/4 last season
17:53:00 <TheRon> yep
17:57:00 <TheRon> this song's about me " you're just too good to betrue...."
18:01:00 <TheRon> i just farted
18:01:00 <TheRon> it's potent
18:02:00 <robot> this is why i come on the internet
18:02:00 <TheRon> why's that?
18:02:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/J0j5cw0.png
18:03:00 <dematerialised> my girlfriend rn
18:03:00 <TheRon> you from daylesford too?
18:05:00 <TheRiddler> Gross
18:08:00 <TheRiddler> Why do Google keep changing their icons
18:08:00 <Donald_Trump> what icons
18:08:00 <robot> to piss you off
18:08:00 <Donald_Trump> what u talkin about TheFiddler?
18:09:00 <robot> nice dematerialised
18:09:00 <TheRiddler> The ones that make you a retard
18:10:00 <TheRon> he is retired?
18:10:00 <TheRiddler> Go fuck a family pet Donald trump
18:10:00 <Clarkson> PandasDontDrive: its so fucking fucked its impossible to be heroin , its just cutting agent i believe , its being sold on victoria st n yeh , cunts are being beaten up for it , someones done the dirty on the supply
18:10:00 <Donald_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:10:00 <TheRiddler> If you can catch 1
18:11:00 <TheRon> born in the usa, i was....
18:11:00 <TheRiddler> Dolan tremp
18:12:00 <TheRon> go cats
18:14:00 <couleurs> go da dees
18:22:00 <dematerialised> you've entered a familiar realm
18:23:00 <Donald_Trump> Clarkson where is PandasDontDrive
18:23:00 <Clarkson> nah not as many as pictard .. hes apparently the pussy master
18:24:00 <couleurs> Clarkson is Panda
18:24:00 <Clarkson> is this bullshit still fucking going
18:24:00 <TheRon> sexual harassment panda
18:25:00 <dematerialised> all to no avail
18:25:00 <TheRon> i read that as all to no anal
18:26:00 <dematerialised> not a huge fan
18:29:00 <dematerialised> ah shit i was meant to ask him some q's
18:29:00 <Clarkson> can i touch your cock pls meowmix. i will pay you one dorrah
18:30:00 <couleurs> Mr Poopers Panguens
18:30:00 <TheRon> go suns
18:33:00 <couleurs> go da dees
18:34:00 <dematerialised> go directly to jail
18:34:00 <dematerialised> do not pass go
18:34:00 <dematerialised> do not collect $200
18:35:00 <couleurs> Dammit.
18:36:00 <TheRon> great song
18:39:00 <couleurs> Ok.
18:40:00 <robot> yo
18:40:00 <dematerialised> go
18:41:00 <dematerialised> is french for yum
18:41:00 <robot> yea its fucken great innit
18:41:00 <dematerialised> put it inside me
18:41:00 <dematerialised> replace the oxygen in my lungs with it
18:42:00 <robot> got a farken margarita pizza ay
18:42:00 <faux> get a fucking tub of yoghurt up ya
18:42:00 <dematerialised> yeah? is it pretty good
18:42:00 <dematerialised> or is it ordinary?
18:42:00 <robot> pre gud
18:42:00 <dematerialised> where from?
18:42:00 <robot> domos
18:42:00 <dematerialised> hmmm
18:42:00 <dematerialised> i'll let it slide
18:42:00 <faux> is that a downie saying dominos
18:42:00 <robot> gonna slide down me fkn throat
18:42:00 <faux> or is the place called domos
18:43:00 <robot> im eatin opk
18:43:00 <couleurs> did some1 say piza
18:43:00 <robot> yea
18:43:00 <TheRon> the offspring - gone away
18:43:00 <dematerialised> i wish to piza nyour face
18:43:00 <robot> but none 4 u gretchen weiners
18:43:00 <couleurs> DuDe, I Fkn Luv Piza
18:44:00 <couleurs> wowww u guys r mean girls 2 day
18:45:00 <faux> oh ok good answer ty
18:45:00 <robot> rad song ron
18:47:00 <TheRon> blink182 - josie
18:48:00 <robot> no ron
18:48:00 <TheRon> alyssa milano
18:48:00 <robot> yes ron
18:49:00 <partay> *SIP*
18:49:00 <robot> wats 4 dinnr fax
18:49:00 <robot> faux
18:50:00 <partay> robot have you faxed faux?
18:50:00 <faux> pack a ciggies ay
18:50:00 <robot> of course i faxed her
18:50:00 <faux> im havin some chicken and salad robutt
18:50:00 <TheRon> braised bison and pickled sloth
18:50:00 <robot> nice
18:50:00 <robot> lol ciggies
18:51:00 <faux> dematerialised
18:51:00 <faux> where u at
18:52:00 <faux> ok
18:52:00 <TheRon> OPP you know me
18:53:00 <faux> TheRon if u could only listen to one song for the rest of your life what would it be
18:53:00 <partay> How bizarre
18:53:00 <TheRon> asshole
18:53:00 <dematerialised> faux I am right here
18:53:00 <faux> wot u call me cunt
18:53:00 <dematerialised> what is up my homie
18:53:00 <faux> oh good dematerialised
18:53:00 <faux> can you do your magic irc search for me
18:54:00 <dematerialised> what am I lookin for?
18:54:00 <faux> and count how many times partay has said faux and fawks
18:54:00 <dematerialised> kk
18:54:00 <faux> ty
18:54:00 <faux> ill brb i need to tinkle
18:55:00 <couleurs> Brb 2
18:55:00 <dematerialised> fawks 58 times, faux 278 times, since 2014
18:56:00 <partay> i thought it would be more than that
18:56:00 <dematerialised> the logs dont lie
18:57:00 <robot> hey partay, do you remember those old speakers i had when i was in bris?
18:57:00 <robot> i finally got a digital amp today so i could hook em up to the tv
18:57:00 <partay> Mmm I think so
18:57:00 <partay> oh nice
18:57:00 <robot> sick of watching movies through the center speaker, lol
18:58:00 <partay> the neighbours will love your amplified porn
18:58:00 <Clarkson> you were fuckin horrible hahaha
18:58:00 <robot> yea
18:59:00 <TheRon> is someone getting the best the best the best of you
18:59:00 <couleurs> how many times has ppls said couleurs since 2014
19:00:00 <robot> at least twice
19:00:00 <couleurs> WoOoOooOo
19:02:00 <dematerialised> its taking it's time
19:03:00 <couleurs> HeCk YeaS
19:08:00 <couleurs> i think i broke his computer -________-
19:08:00 <faux> also search for how many times ive said smd tysm
19:08:00 <dematerialised> faux bby you are a beautiful fucking 04r07 08a09 12i11 13n04 07b08 09o12 11w
19:10:00 <couleurs> i'm going 2 make a youtube channel and tell ppl 2 send me money so i can become a millionaire and run for USA president in 2018
19:10:00 <faux> id vote for ya
19:10:00 <couleurs> Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:10:00 <partay> 2020
19:11:00 <partay> youre up against kayne
19:11:00 <partay> he said he is running 2020
19:11:00 <couleurs> No Competition.
19:11:00 <partay> none
19:11:00 <dematerialised> took me a while
19:11:00 <dematerialised> but 1357 couleurs
19:12:00 <couleurs> whoa i've got 1357 votes already
19:12:00 <couleurs> thank u
19:12:00 <faux> whos kayne
19:12:00 <faux> JeNa SaY Qua KaYNe
19:12:00 <couleurs> Lol
19:12:00 <robot> gis a ciggie
19:12:00 <faux> u
19:12:00 <partay> you mean je ne sais qua ?
19:13:00 <faux> lol.
19:13:00 <faux> you mean you finally googled it
19:13:00 <partay> oh wait
19:13:00 <President_Trump> WHO IS GOING TO PAY FOR THE WALL?
19:13:00 <President_Trump> MEXICO!
19:13:00 <faux> get out President_Trump
19:13:00 <partay> you thought i was serious when i typre jena sa qua ?
19:14:00 <partay> LOLOLOL
19:14:00 <faux> oh god
19:14:00 <partay> thats hilarious
19:14:00 <faux> you are so cringey
19:14:00 <robot> President_Trump you're not going to insult your way to the presidency
19:14:00 <partay> i didnt know you were that simple
19:14:00 <faux> like if you were a country youd be named barfelona
19:14:00 <President_Trump> robot that was about 3 months ago at least
19:14:00 <partay> bathelona
19:15:00 <robot> why does that matter
19:15:00 <robot> you're not going to insult your way to the presidency.
19:15:00 <TheRon> crete?
19:15:00 <President_Trump> sit back and watch me
19:15:00 <President_Trump> CROOKED HILLARY, SHES BEEN CROOKED FROM THE START FOLKS!
19:16:00 <dematerialised> why did my father leave me?
19:17:00 <robot> only President_Trump can answer that question, dematerialised
19:17:00 <robot> bbs
19:34:00 <partay> Mi gustaria ser joven eternamente
19:42:00 <faux> don't make me slip a digit in
19:43:00 <Immutable> to his butthole?
19:43:00 <faux> ..
19:43:00 <faux> no his ear
19:43:00 <Immutable> rite
19:43:00 <Immutable> guard your butthole robot
19:44:00 <dematerialised> riposte!
19:44:00 <robot> tomorrow when the war began is on tv
19:44:00 <robot> i havent watched tv in forever
19:45:00 <dematerialised> Intel to sack 12000 staff
19:45:00 <dematerialised> if you don't have a job now, you'll never get one
19:45:00 <dematerialised> you will die in public housing
19:46:00 <faux> dont u worreeehhh about a thing
19:46:00 <robot> wait this isnt the film
19:46:00 <faux> pllp
19:46:00 <faux> robot
19:46:00 <faux> download this App
19:46:00 <robot> App
19:47:00 <faux> its called Artecture
19:47:00 <robot> with a capital A
19:47:00 <faux> Ye
19:47:00 <robot> specifically
19:47:00 <robot> j
19:47:00 <robot> k
19:47:00 <faux> j
19:47:00 <robot> wheres my phone, faux
19:47:00 <robot> what di u do with it
19:47:00 <faux> in ur butt
19:48:00 <dematerialised> i tried fitting a nokie 3310 in my butt once
19:48:00 <dematerialised> it didnt go well
19:48:00 <faux> nokie
19:48:00 <faux> is that an italian dish
19:48:00 <robot> i don't see it faux, is that how u spell it
19:48:00 <dematerialised> yes it is
19:48:00 <faux> yes
19:48:00 <dematerialised> its delicious
19:48:00 <robot> ok
19:48:00 <faux> Artecture
19:49:00 <robot> i dont see it
19:49:00 <robot> no results
19:49:00 <faux> do u have droid
19:49:00 <dematerialised> i see it
19:50:00 <faux> or iPoo
19:50:00 <robot> no
19:50:00 <robot> i thought u had an iphone
19:50:00 <robot> maybe that was 8 years ago
19:50:00 <robot> i have an android tablet
19:50:00 <faux> oh mebbe its droidski
19:51:00 <faux> i havent had an iPhone in like 3+years
19:51:00 <faux> lol
19:51:00 <President_Trump> iphones are for losers
19:51:00 <faux> ok tablet would be even better for this app
19:51:00 <President_Trump> fauxy and i are winners
19:51:00 <faux> doeeett
19:51:00 <faux> shut up
19:52:00 <robot> President_Trump i will straight up take a dump in your car's air con intake
19:52:00 <faux> loool
19:53:00 <robot> u won't even be able to sell it
19:53:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/8Vrdv3q.png
19:53:00 <robot> oh cool
19:54:00 <faux> r u downloaden
19:54:00 <robot> nar its not charged
19:54:00 <robot> hang on
19:54:00 <faux> oh
19:54:00 <robot> i havent used it since i travelled
19:54:00 <faux> no woz
19:54:00 <President_Trump> fauxy what sort of phone do u have?
19:58:00 <robot> butts
19:59:00 <robot> hey faux did you see that video of the guy being scared over and over
20:00:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCgGX6z_2yM
20:00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Scaring the old man - over & over again Views: 75,077 Uploader: sidiuzz Uploaded: Apr 19, 2016 Duration: 1m14s Rating: 3.78
20:00:00 <robot> i lost my shit
20:00:00 <robot> GERSEN!
20:01:00 <faux> yeah
20:01:00 <robot> lolll
20:01:00 <faux> u showed me
20:01:00 <robot> CERRRRS
20:02:00 <faux> i felt kinda bad though lolll
20:02:00 <robot> it's funnnnnnnnnnnnnny
20:02:00 <faux> like what if he has a heartattack :'(
20:02:00 <robot> he didnt
20:02:00 <robot> but yeh i know what u mean ok
20:02:00 <dematerialised> it wouldnt matter because the guy would have like a million youtube views
20:02:00 <dematerialised> and be internet famous
20:02:00 <dematerialised> so its ok
20:02:00 <dematerialised> my dad died a meme
20:02:00 <dematerialised> such an honour
20:03:00 <faux> lol
20:03:00 <faux> shh
20:03:00 <President_Trump> fauxy what sort of phone do u have?
20:03:00 <faux> id find it funnier if he wasnt old
20:03:00 <robot> President_Trump faux is going to take a shit on your doorstep
20:03:00 <faux> a banana phone
20:03:00 <faux> n u
20:04:00 <President_Trump> whats a banana phone?
20:04:00 <robot> ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
20:04:00 <robot> banana phone!
20:04:00 <faux> lol
20:04:00 <robot> ding dong ding dong ding dong dingg
20:04:00 <robot> bananaaa phonne
20:05:00 <faux> lmao have you seen good luck chuck
20:05:00 <robot> yeah
20:05:00 <faux> there are two parts in that movie that make me DIE
20:05:00 <faux> first is when hes dancing with the pineapple
20:06:00 <faux> RINGADINGADINGADINGADING
20:06:00 <faux> and when he gets electrocuted by the car
20:06:00 <faux> his face when he gets up
20:06:00 <faux> omg.
20:07:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCC4rtcUe9k
20:07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jessica Alba try to start a car with a Prius (Good Luck Chuck) Views: 7,674 Uploader: selinsight Uploaded: Apr 22, 2011 Duration: 0m41s Rating: 5.00
20:08:00 <robot> jessica alba. massive babe.
20:09:00 <faux> ROFL
20:09:00 <faux> best bit ever
20:09:00 <faux> i follow her on snapchat
20:09:00 <faux> she has the ugliest child
20:10:00 <robot> lol
20:10:00 <faux> i wanna kick it
20:10:00 <robot> apparently she's got some huge cosmetics business or something
20:11:00 <faux> yup
20:11:00 <faux> honest beauty or something lol
20:11:00 <robot> she's always been my favourite actress if you know what i mean
20:11:00 <dematerialised> i had many wet dreams to her in dark angel
20:12:00 <President_Trump> fauxy whats your phone number?
20:12:00 <robot> 1800 lolllllllll
20:13:00 <President_Trump> fauxy does your family live near the jail that that 60 minutes crew were held in lebanon?
20:14:00 <Doodle> lol
20:15:00 <faux> yeah my family live in the jail
20:16:00 <President_Trump> did it make the news over there?
20:16:00 <faux> nah lebanon doesnt have news
20:17:00 <President_Trump> do u hate isis coz u are lebo?
20:17:00 <robot> sigh
20:18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> isis
20:18:00 <robot> george is here to tell us all about isis
20:18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah
20:18:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i reckon the chinese would fix em good
20:19:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> use them for training purpose for da red army m8
20:22:00 <robot> the people's army
20:23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeh me and a work mate was sayin
20:23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the west is very soft full of legal shit
20:24:00 <President_Trump> putin has fixed them, obama is trying to take the credit
20:24:00 <couleurs> Eating Roasted Almonds, Dranken White Wine. Chilled. Not Stirred.
20:24:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> if u wana fix problem just get the Chinese to sort it for ya
20:24:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> fuck im a bit tired of this isis shite
20:24:00 <Clarkson> 20 fucking 8 years old... been here too long.
20:25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> just get the chinese to roast them done in 1month
20:25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i heard that the usa wants isis tp continue... they say if the usa wanted they can finish them in 3months
20:26:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> so there u go bruh u figure it
20:27:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/5H7Ac95uL-0
20:27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Prince - Partyman - Batman OST 1989 Best Quality Views: 6,280 Uploader: Zark RWHipHop Uploaded: Apr 22, 2016 Duration: 4m1s Rating: 4.97
20:28:00 <couleurs> Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:29:00 <PooPooVan> Freddie Mercury died
20:31:00 <couleurs> quik some1 call the amberlans
20:32:00 <PooPooVan> R u making fun of the fact that prince died
20:32:00 <PooPooVan> U faggot couloirs
20:32:00 <Clarkson> into a fucking stobie pole
20:32:00 <PooPooVan> Fuck off
20:32:00 <PooPooVan> Jeremyclarkson
20:32:00 <Clarkson> u fucking black cunt
20:32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> prince was shit
20:33:00 <PooPooVan> Fuck off cunt
20:33:00 <PooPooVan> Prince was a fucking true legend
20:33:00 <Clarkson> uncle chop says bang fucking bang, down nev goes
20:33:00 <PooPooVan> Fuck off u nip
20:33:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yeah fuck that clarkson is a racist gona cock sucker
20:33:00 <Clarkson> its dangerous because you can tell it to buy shit youve bought before on ebay and it does it all for you
20:33:00 <couleurs> no im not he was 1 cool dude
20:34:00 <PooPooVan> Cool couleurs
20:34:00 <PooPooVan> I take it back
20:34:00 <PooPooVan> Your cool man
20:34:00 <PooPooVan> Clarkson u goanna cocksucker
20:34:00 <Clarkson> wouldn't fuck you dead let alone alive hehehehe ;)
20:35:00 <PooPooVan> Shut up maggot
20:35:00 <couleurs> prince > bowie
20:35:00 <zaim> http://benjaminmayo.co.uk/watch-all-the-apple-tv-aerial-video-screensavers#b10-2
20:35:00 <PooPooVan> Prince and Bowie true legends man
20:36:00 <PooPooVan> I still can't believe prince died
20:36:00 <PooPooVan> Just out of the blue
20:36:00 <PooPooVan> life's not fair
20:36:00 <couleurs> least we still got justin bieber the 1 legend left!!!!!
20:36:00 <PooPooVan> Zaim no one cares
20:36:00 <PooPooVan> Bieber
20:36:00 <PooPooVan> Yuk
20:36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> bieber od would be lol
20:37:00 <zaim> PooPooVan u right
20:37:00 <PooPooVan> Yeah
20:37:00 <PooPooVan> Zaim fuck off
20:37:00 <couleurs> nice 1 zaim let's get atv3's and watch the screen savers 2 gether
20:37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> people will celebrate if beiebr ODed
20:37:00 <PooPooVan> Don't answer me u fuck
20:37:00 <zaim> sweet couleurs
20:37:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> would be awesome party man
20:38:00 <PooPooVan> 2000 00 oops we outta time we gonna party like its 1999
20:38:00 <PooPooVan> Man what i would give to go back to that year
20:39:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> ur left nut
20:39:00 <couleurs> who is going 2 die next plays ur bats
20:39:00 <PooPooVan> Dylan
20:40:00 <PooPooVan> I wish he'd fuck off anyway
20:40:00 <couleurs> yea he sux
20:40:00 <couleurs> how is he still alive
20:40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hes a jew
20:40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> thats how
20:40:00 <couleurs> thank u
20:40:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> robert Zimmerman
20:41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> rolling stones should have died 50yrs ago
20:41:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> save the suffeeing their music csuse
20:42:00 <couleurs> AC/DC!!!!!!!
20:47:00 <couleurs> my youtube player updated!!!!!!!!!!
20:53:00 <couleurs> n e 1 elses?
20:54:00 <partay> a week ago
20:55:00 <couleurs> Dammit.
21:06:00 <faux> and stay out
21:06:00 <couleurs> thank u
21:20:00 <couleurs> :p
21:20:00 <robot> and then i was like "ooomp, why are you dressed like a rock star and doing the hokey pokey?"
21:21:00 <faux> hey ooompy
21:21:00 <ooomp> And then I said "because I can fucker"
21:21:00 <ooomp> Hai faux
21:21:00 <faux> hows it
21:21:00 <robot> ooompy
21:21:00 <robot> you never call me robey
21:21:00 <faux> lollll
21:22:00 <ooomp> Doing ok:)
21:22:00 <ooomp> roby?
21:22:00 <ooomp> 'botty
21:22:00 <robot> :)
21:22:00 <robot> hey ooomp
21:22:00 <robot> how are you doing?
21:23:00 <ooomp> Hai robot
21:23:00 <ooomp> Doing ok :)
21:23:00 <robot> good :)
21:23:00 <faux> :D
21:23:00 <faux> now kiss
21:23:00 <faux> loll
21:23:00 <robot> lol..
21:23:00 <ooomp> robot is 'partnered'
21:24:00 <ooomp> Best not
21:24:00 <robot> yeah best not
21:24:00 <ooomp> He's got his USB plugged in
21:24:00 <faux> i was joken u guise
21:24:00 <faux> if anyones kissen ooomp its me
21:24:00 <robot> kissen
21:24:00 <faux> ye
21:25:00 <ooomp> How you doin?
21:25:00 <robot> now kiss
21:25:00 <faux> ehe
21:25:00 <faux> im ok ty
21:26:00 <ooomp> robot, did you do anything productive today
21:26:00 <robot> i bought a new digital amp and hooked it up so i can play tv/movies through my good speakers
21:26:00 <robot> so.. there's that.
21:27:00 <ooomp> Ok so.. that's a no
21:27:00 <faux> lol
21:27:00 <faux> PRoDuCTiViTY
21:27:00 <faux> he shit in a few mailboxes
21:27:00 <robot> what's with the caps lately faux?
21:27:00 <robot> yea
21:27:00 <robot> President_Trump's air con
21:28:00 <robot> lol ooomp.
21:28:00 <faux> whats with your face lately
21:28:00 <robot> that you did.
21:28:00 <robot> OH!
21:28:00 <faux> ehw
21:28:00 <faux> ehehehhee
21:28:00 <robot> ooomp she's being mean to me
21:28:00 <robot> bash her.
21:28:00 <ooomp> :o
21:29:00 <ooomp> No don't bash me
21:29:00 <robot> i mean for you to bash face
21:29:00 <robot> faxu*
21:29:00 <robot> faux*
21:29:00 <robot> im distracted ok
21:29:00 <ooomp> This much is true
21:29:00 <ooomp> For shame
21:29:00 <faux> joken
21:29:00 <faux> ur Face is LoveLy
21:30:00 <ooomp> Stop watching porn and chatting at the same time.
21:30:00 <Clarkson> please show pics does she fucking look like miranda kerr or something
21:30:00 <couleurs> Happy Earth Day Every Ones
21:30:00 <robot> ty
21:30:00 <robot> :P
21:30:00 <robot> i was typing in a windows product key
21:31:00 <ooomp> 'Windows product key'... Code for 'my credit card number'
21:31:00 <robot> lol
21:31:00 <robot> what did you get up to today ooomp
21:31:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqemX5aChGE
21:32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Zero to 100 Views: 186 Uploader: Yarn Uploaded: Apr 23, 2016 Duration: 4m35s Rating: 5.00
21:32:00 <couleurs> twanty oen twanty oen
21:32:00 <ooomp> I bought this awesome amp and set it up so now my TV watching is going to be great
21:32:00 <ooomp> Oh wait, that's you.
21:32:00 <Picard> hello
21:32:00 <ooomp> Picard
21:33:00 <ooomp> robot, today I did some cleaning
21:33:00 <Picard> wat
21:33:00 <robot> gross
21:33:00 <robot> cleaning,.
21:33:00 <Picard> where is partay
21:33:00 <ooomp> Necessity
21:33:00 <robot> yeah.
21:34:00 <ooomp> robot, it seems like you don't clean so assumption is your place is dirty
21:34:00 <robot> i do when i have to
21:34:00 <robot> but i don't like it, ooomp.
21:35:00 <ooomp> Basically when things are overflowing
21:35:00 <ooomp> Men struggle with cleanliness
21:35:00 <faux> he cleans The Surfaces
21:35:00 <robot> lol
21:35:00 <robot> listen to faux, ooomp
21:36:00 <ooomp> faux is just being generous
21:36:00 <robot> nah uh
21:36:00 <faux> lollll
21:36:00 <faux> o cum al ye faithful
21:37:00 <Clarkson> your friend sounds like a bit of an ass
21:37:00 <faux> oh
21:37:00 <robot> lol
21:37:00 <faux> ye robot is an ass clarkson
21:37:00 <Clarkson> yeah that's just fucking weird
21:37:00 <robot> oh
21:37:00 <faux> agreed
21:37:00 <ooomp> Lol
21:38:00 <ooomp> robot: https://imgur.com/OPZCarf.jpg
21:38:00 <ooomp> Thank me later.
21:39:00 <robot> i've seen it :P
21:39:00 <robot> the problem is doing it, ooomp
21:39:00 <ooomp> You need to adhere to it
21:39:00 <robot> yes
21:40:00 <robot> but i don't
21:42:00 <ooomp> That's not good enough
21:46:00 <robot> sorry ooomp
21:55:00 <dematerialised> and then i said 'i'll cum on your chin'
21:55:00 <robot> then what did Maurice say
21:55:00 <robot> oh hi Maurice
22:09:00 <couleurs> https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9DPJLt4VJbXiLf0Y/giphy.gif
22:09:00 <couleurs> nsfw
22:10:00 <Picard> dematerialised u readng porn, cause we all know u are a virgin
22:10:00 <dematerialised> that is quite funny because she is fat and physics
22:10:00 <dematerialised> holy fuck Picard is here
22:11:00 <couleurs> yes the old bald man sneaked in again...
22:11:00 <dematerialised> he's just jealous he doesn't get to cum on people
22:11:00 <dematerialised> let alone their chins
22:11:00 <dematerialised> or Maurice's for that matter
22:14:00 <Serenity> i get to cum on Maurice
22:15:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/cyYMDnl.gifv
22:16:00 <dematerialised> [ ] REKT [ ] SHREKT [X] TYRANNOSAURUS SHREKT
22:20:00 <MrMark> booo!
22:20:00 <dematerialised> oooourns!
22:20:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/zTdmTdX.gif
22:21:00 <dematerialised> rip
22:21:00 <Serenity> you know whats amazing? licorice
22:21:00 <dematerialised> you are wrong
22:22:00 <amsy> for once i agree with dem
22:22:00 <dematerialised> what are you talking about, i am always agreeable
22:22:00 <amsy> lol no
22:22:00 <amsy> sezz, do you like salty licorice?
22:22:00 <dematerialised> people come to me for wisdom and truth in life
22:23:00 <Serenity> i do amsy
22:23:00 <amsy> :( lol
22:23:00 <Serenity> is yummy!
22:23:00 <amsy> everyone here eats it by the truckload
22:23:00 <amsy> also salmiakk
22:23:00 <Serenity> oh really
22:23:00 <amsy> tastes like floor cleaner
22:24:00 <Serenity> that would be the ammonium cgloride
22:24:00 <Serenity> chloride
22:25:00 <amsy> lol why do they eat it as lollies
22:25:00 <amsy> i dont get it
22:26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> forever a mystery
22:26:00 <Serenity> crazy people lol
22:26:00 <amsy> first time i ever tried a lolly with salmiakk in it, i spat it out and asked if it had gone off
22:27:00 <Serenity> hahaha
22:27:00 <amsy> thet have the same reaction to salt and vinegar though
22:27:00 <amsy> they*
22:27:00 <Serenity> omgsalt and vinegar is amzen
22:28:00 <Serenity> although i didnt always like it
22:29:00 <amsy> oh really?
22:29:00 <MrMark> oops
22:29:00 <amsy> man, hot chips swimming in vinegar is tops
22:29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i used to hate onion/sour cream
22:29:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> now i love them
22:30:00 <Serenity> yeah i used to hate it up until a couple of years ago but now yummm
22:30:00 <MrMark> angel wings
22:30:00 <amsy> i was hoping to get bad reactions from vegemite
22:30:00 <amsy> but most peoole have liked it
22:30:00 <amsy> lol
22:30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> is that ebcause they arent retards and spread it, not spoon it
22:30:00 <amsy> its because im not a retard yes
22:30:00 <Clarkson> ShaDoWGATE, i may be funny but you're a fucking knobjockey with no life
22:31:00 <amsy> anyone that wants to try, i make it for them
22:31:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that is very kind of you
22:32:00 <amsy> lol maybe, but i am always hoping they'll vomit so kinda not
22:32:00 <couleurs> I Like Pizza.
22:32:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
22:33:00 <Serenity> i wonder if theres things we have they dont anymore
22:33:00 <Serenity> they even have tim tams over there
22:33:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> wagon wheels?
22:33:00 <amsy> haha
22:33:00 <amsy> theres plenty
22:33:00 <Serenity> hmm maybe not
22:33:00 <amsy> cant get shapes here
22:34:00 <amsy> dont even think i can get rice crackers
22:34:00 <Serenity> thats not so bad they fucked em up anyway
22:34:00 <amsy> cant buy kievs
22:34:00 <Serenity> :o
22:34:00 <amsy> schnitzels are even kinda new lolll
22:34:00 <Serenity> woww
22:35:00 <amsy> no pies
22:35:00 <amsy> no sausage rolls
22:35:00 <amsy> no kfc
22:35:00 <Serenity> woahh no kfc?
22:35:00 <amsy> no charcy
22:35:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmm kfc zxinger
22:35:00 <amsy> no fish and chips
22:36:00 <amsy> no salt and vinegar chips
22:36:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> no fish and chips?
22:36:00 <amsy> no twisties
22:36:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> how
22:36:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> why
22:36:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fish and chips is a basic human right
22:36:00 <amsy> no burger rings
22:36:00 <amsy> no chicken flavoured chips lol
22:37:00 <amsy> yeah its weird too because norwegians love fish
22:37:00 <Serenity> woahhh
22:37:00 <Picard> been here hours u tard
22:38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> please leave
22:38:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> thanks
22:38:00 <amsy> instead we get tasteless paprika chips, sslt and pepper and 3757592929857493 variations of salt
22:40:00 <couleurs> Norweg is Weird!!!!!!!!!
22:40:00 <amsy> yeah it is
22:57:00 <MrMark> burrrp
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