// #melbourne — 2016-04-29
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12:48:00 <PooPooVan> The police can eat a dick you know
15:21:00 <Student> Greetings
16:09:00 <johninja> https://streamable.com/fdy9
16:09:00 <johninja> pretty incredible gol
16:15:00 <Student> who is this? Truck Driver?
16:32:00 <beehhh> happy mass killing day no need control any guns
16:32:00 <beehhh> 3 million guns in the country without a licence
16:33:00 <beehhh> spend more on defence and less on education
16:33:00 <beehhh> you already did
16:33:00 <beehhh> tradies are making sublime from vahicle
16:34:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
16:34:00 <beehhh> i hope the submarine gets leak in the middle of sea, i mean under the sea ;p
16:34:00 <beehhh> shortages of glue
16:35:00 <beehhh> use undies to block the leak
16:35:00 <beehhh> they cant even built a kanue let alone a submarine
16:37:00 <TheRon> we missed 420
16:37:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abOi_q0_98k
16:37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FPSRussia Failed 6 - in Russian Nuclear Submarine Views: 43,655 Uploader: Super Oleg Videos Uploaded: Oct 21, 2011 Duration: 1m53s Rating: 4.74
16:39:00 <TheRon> beehhh take your kind of crazy somehwere else, we're all stocked up here
16:40:00 <beehhh> to nauru or to manus island, seems like all ending up at brisbane ;p
16:40:00 <beehhh> fire in the ass im going to brisbane for a treatment
16:41:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08HqRzhqXU0
16:41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Very Basics of Wielding a Katana Views: 24,338 Uploader: bbillyk Uploaded: Mar 9, 2016 Duration: 8m16s Rating: 4.74
16:41:00 <johninja> he's a large human
16:41:00 <beehhh> i hope them 1000 detainee released from PGN detention center comes to your home TheRon
16:41:00 <TheRon> i heard they shaved a gorilla
16:42:00 <TheRon> fuck off beehhh
16:42:00 <Clarkson> you dont sound like Digerati you should like some fag using his name
16:44:00 <beehhh> good that you guys dont control the whole planet, there is still a place called russia
16:44:00 <beehhh> putin is the new nazi leader
16:45:00 <beehhh> http://www.witt.ac.nz/Courses/Hospitality/Diploma-in-Professional-Cookery/ -- this course good for me?
16:48:00 <beehhh> ladybys are better than other two genders
16:50:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-27/submarine-build-not-enough-to-help-sa-unemployment/7361622
16:54:00 <beehhh> you guys are rats waiting for cat to go on a nap
16:55:00 <beehhh> true or not?
16:55:00 <johninja> I just come here to read your gibberish not chat
16:56:00 <beehhh> like you do at work not same?
16:56:00 <faux> lol
16:57:00 <faux> oh ok
16:58:00 <beehhh> you know i aint a quitter
16:58:00 <beehhh> been rockbottmed in every stage of the life; crawled back again and again
16:58:00 <faux> excellent
16:59:00 <beehhh> i really want to visit bhutan to top-up my spirits
16:59:00 <faux> you are inspirational
16:59:00 <beehhh> catch!
16:59:00 <faux> lol
17:01:00 <johninja> Bhutan does sound pretty nice
17:01:00 <johninja> Bhutan, a Buddhist kingdom on the Himalayas’ eastern edge, is a land of monasteries, fortresses (or dzongs) and dramatic topography ranging from subtropical plains to steep mountains and valleys.
17:03:00 <faux> hehe dongs
17:06:00 <TheRon> drier than a dead dingoes donga
17:07:00 <johninja> or the more common, drier than a nuns nasty
17:07:00 <TheRon> why don't witches wear panties?
17:08:00 <johninja> ?
17:08:00 <faux> theres a page on facey called The World
17:08:00 <faux> always has awesome pics of diff places
17:08:00 <faux> the admin seems a bit dodgy in the english department though cos some captions are hilariously worded
17:08:00 <TheRon> so they can grip the broom
17:09:00 <johninja> haha
17:09:00 <johninja> i'll check it out
17:09:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/a/j9JXh
17:21:00 <faux> AW
17:21:00 <faux> I LOVE BERYL
17:23:00 <TheRon> cheryl?
17:23:00 <faux> johns link m8
17:24:00 <TheRon> if you really really squint there's a cow in that pic
17:25:00 <johninja> yeah lol, she's going to be a handfull when she gets fullygrown
17:25:00 <johninja> I had a pet cow as a kid, then dad sent it off to the meatworks
17:27:00 <johninja> ; ;
17:28:00 <faux> omg
17:29:00 <faux> like i eat meat
17:29:00 <faux> but
17:29:00 <faux> having it as a pet
17:29:00 <faux> would be heaps diff
17:29:00 <faux> lol
17:29:00 <johninja> yeah lol i think that was the deal tbh
17:29:00 <johninja> they kinda raised it up on milk because its mum died or something
17:30:00 <johninja> and i used to ride it and stuff
17:30:00 <faux> omg
17:30:00 <johninja> then it got a bit big for me and would kick my ass
17:30:00 <faux> i wanna ride a cow
17:30:00 <faux> lo
17:30:00 <faux> l
17:30:00 <johninja> lol
17:30:00 <johninja> well
17:30:00 <johninja> people do it all the time at rodeos
17:31:00 <johninja> i;m not sure it would be your scene, but why not give it a shott
17:31:00 <faux> r u kidden me
17:31:00 <johninja> "out of the chutes on bonecrusher, he very first ride ladies and gentleman, lets hear it for fauz"
17:31:00 <faux> cowboys are hot
17:31:00 <faux> lol
17:32:00 <TheRon> the cowboys?
17:32:00 <faux> id bone a dude in cowboy boots
17:32:00 <johninja> yeah everyone poses in their cowboy shit there
17:32:00 <faux> Austin from 90210
17:32:00 <Clarkson> fuck me.. i should have been a concreter
17:32:00 <johninja> big hats, boots etc
17:32:00 <faux> nice 1
17:33:00 <faux> i gots cowboy boots
17:33:00 <johninja> do they actually fit
17:33:00 <johninja> or is it mainly for some kind of decoration/satisfaction at possesing them
17:33:00 <faux> not legit ones but like back in the dat when they were a fashion statement
17:33:00 <faux> why wouldnt they
17:33:00 <faux> lol
17:34:00 <johninja> it seems some chicks just have oodles of shoes they don't really wear
17:34:00 <faux> theyre fashiony ones
17:34:00 <faux> i used to wear em heaps when they were in
17:34:00 <johninja> i have one pair of mambo thongs from kmart
17:34:00 <faux> lollll
17:34:00 <faux> havent in a long time
17:34:00 <faux> somewherein me garage now
17:34:00 <faux> if i ever find em ill take a pic
17:35:00 <johninja> thats cool
17:35:00 <johninja> they look hot on chicks
17:35:00 <faux> LOL
17:35:00 <faux> is that your only pair of shoes!
17:35:00 <johninja> nah lol i have a cheapo pair of joggers and some decent hiking boots
17:35:00 <faux> phew
17:35:00 <johninja> but i mainly stick with the thongs
17:36:00 <johninja> the others are behind the seat f me car for special occasions
17:36:00 <faux> lmao
17:36:00 <faux> i love thongs tbh
17:36:00 <faux> comfiest
17:36:00 <faux> easiest
17:37:00 <johninja> yeah man
17:37:00 <johninja> i don't wear any shoes around home
17:37:00 <TheRon> the thong song?
17:38:00 <johninja> theres this stupid chicken that can't get back into its nest at night and i had to catch it
17:38:00 <johninja> ran a bit of a stick into my foot doing that
17:38:00 <johninja> so yeah there is a price to pay for freedom
17:39:00 <faux> people who wear shoes at home need to be slapped
17:39:00 <faux> wait you mean outside too?
17:40:00 <faux> verandah yeah.. downstairs i wear thongs
17:40:00 <faux> ive been barefoot downstairs a few times and have to wash me feet as soon as i come up
17:40:00 <faux> feels weird
17:40:00 <johninja> yeah thats the gross thing about the city
17:40:00 <johninja> you get all this black stuff on your feet
17:41:00 <johninja> well especially if you go down to the carpark to take the rubbish out or whatever
17:41:00 <faux> oui
17:41:00 <faux> abo feet
17:41:00 <johninja> lol
17:41:00 <johninja> yeah and you get em a bit wet and track black footprints all through the house
17:41:00 <johninja> joy
17:43:00 <faux> ew
17:43:00 <faux> stop it
17:43:00 <faux> lol
17:43:00 <faux> i would die a thousand deaths
17:44:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
17:44:00 <faux> hallo
17:46:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMPeTrHNX1U&feature=youtu.be
17:46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Microsoft Windows 10 Update Interrupts Weather News Blooper Views: 24,560 Uploader: FunnyAvenue Uploaded: Apr 27, 2016 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 4.90
17:50:00 <TheRon> magic ticket my arse McBain!
17:51:00 <faux> lol
17:51:00 <faux> that Windows 10 popup needs to fuck right off
17:52:00 <GTFMyrmidon> just do it
17:56:00 <faux> no
17:56:00 <faux> everyone i know who has installed it has had 39373 problems
17:56:00 <faux> and they actually knoe shit about computers
17:56:00 <Clarkson> jullian is gonna get ass raped
17:56:00 <faux> id blow my house up
17:56:00 <johninja> do you use 7 or 8
17:57:00 <faux> 7
17:58:00 <faux> my sony vaio had 8
17:58:00 <johninja> i think 7 is better than 8
17:58:00 <johninja> 8 was hard to get used too
17:58:00 <faux> i didn't mind it at apl
17:58:00 <faux> all
17:58:00 <johninja> i used ten a tiny bit and it seemed ok but yeah i'm not a fan of the mass invasion of privacy
17:59:00 <johninja> hmm i just found it hard to get it to do what i wanted it to do
17:59:00 <johninja> like they put everything behind this shit interface
17:59:00 <faux> like navigate?
17:59:00 <johninja> yeah because 8 was made for touchscreens or something
18:00:00 <johninja> it's like my phone, i could probably use it more now i'm a bit more used to it
18:02:00 <TheRiddler> 8 or 8.1
18:03:00 <TheRiddler> because regular 8 sucked
18:03:00 <TheRiddler> both my lappy n pc use 10 now
18:04:00 <TheRiddler> I'm using 10 now on my pc because it's better with ssd
18:23:00 <TheRon> let's get retarded in here
18:23:00 <johninja> I just had a shower and bout to blaze it
18:23:00 <johninja> its the best
18:23:00 <TheRon> 620!
18:24:00 <johninja> feel nice and fresh and shiz
18:24:00 <johninja> lol
18:27:00 <faux> i made some cheesy garlic bread
18:28:00 <TheRon> is the bread made from beer
18:30:00 <johninja> yum
18:34:00 <TheRon> hy humps
18:34:00 <TheRon> my humps
18:35:00 <TheRiddler> mmm cheesy garlic bread
18:35:00 <TheRiddler> wb fauc
18:35:00 <stompin> ya bum
18:35:00 <TheRiddler> faux
18:35:00 <TheRon> the teams are in
18:35:00 <robot> shorter women give better blowjobs. discuss.
18:35:00 <TheRon> midgets?
18:35:00 <faux> .
18:36:00 <TheRon> roberts in for suckling TheRiddler
18:36:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/m7hAu0I.gifv
18:36:00 <johninja> she pwnd him in front of his mates
18:37:00 <robot> i got a dagwood dog
18:37:00 <TheRon> that sounds like code
18:38:00 <robot> na
18:38:00 <robot> i got a dagwood dog.
18:38:00 <stompin> i got ya mums dog
18:39:00 <Kynetic> robot once invited me over and said there was a hot chicks wanting to give us all blowjobs
18:39:00 <Kynetic> but i got there and it was just roast chickens holding hairdryers
18:39:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
18:39:00 <robot> i wasnt lying
18:39:00 <GTDAquitaine> i only ever get blowjobs from dwarfs
18:40:00 <robot> yea?
18:40:00 <TheRiddler> were there 7
18:41:00 <GTDAquitaine> nah two
18:41:00 <GTDAquitaine> bridget and brittany
18:41:00 <Kynetic> they told you there was 7 of them
18:41:00 <Kynetic> but it was really just 2 changing their outfits
18:45:00 <robot> one tym i asked Kynetic what was on tv. he said a couple books and a vase
18:45:00 <robot> such a character
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