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00:01:00 <TheRiddler> all a korean wants is to be in a kpop music video
00:11:00 <]ALIEN\R> haha
00:17:00 <British^Meat> k
00:18:00 <]ALIEN\R> kkk
00:18:00 <]ALIEN\R> :P
00:18:00 <]ALIEN\R> xxx
00:18:00 <Clarkson> and then she will become lesbian
00:18:00 <]ALIEN\R> XXX
00:22:00 <]ALIEN\R_> xk xk xk
00:23:00 <British^Meat> You suck and no one wants to talk to you....
00:23:00 <]ALIEN\R_> hahahahaa
00:23:00 <]ALIEN\R_> you suck even more
00:24:00 <TheRiddler> 5 second fix
00:30:00 <TheRiddler> lol faux
00:30:00 <TheRiddler> wb
00:45:00 <philosopher{[x]}> my capital city sucks
00:48:00 <TheRiddler> faux
00:50:00 <TheRiddler> they sent a package with unpobbable bubble wrap :(
00:51:00 <TheRiddler> +me
00:53:00 <philosopher{[x]}> Bhutan is a heaven on earth
00:55:00 <Hanks> Hi Hankin Sharp here
00:58:00 <[A\Romeo_> fuck you all goodnight
01:02:00 <philosopher{[x]}> hanky shark
01:09:00 <Cheetah> :o
01:34:00 <TheRiddler> this movie is like the others
02:20:00 <Tim-Sim> Hello
04:22:00 <alvarez> Maurice
10:17:00 <nevs> Morning all
10:23:00 <ShadowLurker> asscockinsertion
10:26:00 <Fartan_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yih_bMc5B7o
10:26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Snowgoons - Get Off The Ground ft Term, Lil Fame, Sean P, Ruste Juxx, Justin Time & H.Stax Views: 2,329,713 Uploader: Snowgoons Uploaded: Aug 16, 2012 Duration: 7m4s Rating: 4.91
10:29:00 <ShadowLurker> you post the shittest links
10:53:00 <faux> oh ok
10:53:00 <faux> hi
10:53:00 <CrIp> herrrrrrrrro
10:53:00 <faux> hows it
10:54:00 <CrIp> fucking excellent
10:54:00 <CrIp> tots quit my job last week
10:55:00 <CrIp> and im in lurvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv again
10:55:00 <CrIp> I KISSED A GURL AND SHE LIKED IT !
10:56:00 <faux> haha
10:56:00 <faux> wooot
10:56:00 <faux> pix
10:58:00 <CrIp> ok
10:58:00 <nevs> I'd love to quit my job ha
10:58:00 <nevs> sounds satisfying
11:03:00 <CrIp> https://scontent.fmel1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10268482_10152378874813497_8378965962779726854_n.jpg?oh=d3e5621e073c6f212b20035df2707bac&oe=5776806C
11:03:00 <BlackDevil> sexy cows
11:04:00 <CrIp> https://scontent.fmel1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10635983_10153158683037494_188123862184928875_n.jpg?oh=72ecd01279521240abd60d452fa532b3&oe=57B30B2E
11:04:00 <CrIp> she is on the left
11:04:00 <CrIp> and thats her camel
11:04:00 <CrIp> Ive been trying to ride it but it wont stand up
11:05:00 <CrIp> https://scontent.fmel1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1917813_204972890676_5016352_n.jpg?oh=60f2c50b1ae6d36b18d337e60f99387c&oe=5772E3B9
11:05:00 <BlackDevil> too much weight
11:05:00 <CrIp> I helped her milk cows at the dairy on the weekend, that was rather interesting
11:06:00 <BlackDevil> does she milk you?
11:06:00 <CrIp> sure does
11:07:00 <CrIp> She loves fishing camping and 4wd'n so yeh
11:07:00 <CrIp> I met her on a fishing trip b4 easter
11:09:00 <faux> nice 1 crippy
11:10:00 <faux> dem tiddies
11:10:00 <CrIp> well, I couldnt wait my whole life for you faux
11:10:00 <faux> lolll
11:10:00 <CrIp> But if this doesnt work out i will come up there and be your pool cleaner
11:10:00 <faux> i wish i had a pool
11:10:00 <faux> you can clean my bathtub
11:11:00 <CrIp> hahah ok
11:11:00 <faux> you looking for another job or just chillin?
11:11:00 <CrIp> Yeah i have one, I start on friday
11:11:00 <faux> nice
11:11:00 <faux> doing what
11:11:00 <CrIp> zoe lives about 2 hrs away so im getting a job 1hr away from here on the way to her place
11:11:00 <faux> naww
11:11:00 <CrIp> she lives in the otways
11:12:00 <faux> idk what that is
11:12:00 <faux> so youre moving house too?
11:12:00 <CrIp> nah, staying here for now
11:12:00 <CrIp> ive been speanding most of my time down there and then getting up at 3.30 to drive to work
11:12:00 <faux> sheesh
11:12:00 <faux> lotsa driving
11:12:00 <CrIp> i would crawl on stumps to see her :D
11:13:00 <CrIp> Her only downfall is she doesnt watch tv and hates computers
11:13:00 <CrIp> so my gaming addiction is out the window
11:13:00 <CrIp> She likes drawing / painting / fishing / animals
11:13:00 <faux> wow
11:13:00 <faux> hahaha thats adorbs
11:13:00 <faux> happy for you!
11:14:00 <CrIp> ty ty
11:14:00 <CrIp> I have convinced her to do a naked portrait of me, but instead of my donga she is replacing it with me holding a murray cod
11:15:00 <CrIp> brb, cig
11:15:00 <faux> fck yeah art
11:15:00 <faux> LOL
11:15:00 <faux> sold
11:15:00 <CrIp> yeop
11:18:00 <nevs> ha right on
11:18:00 <nevs> my missus is a portrait artist and has painted a few of me
11:18:00 <nevs> not nude tho ha
11:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me.... what am i doing up this time of the morning
11:40:00 <Doodle> saying fuck me.... what am i doing up this time of the morning on irc
11:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well yeah that too lol
11:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> good idea coffee :D
11:57:00 <faux> waiting for mine
11:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh ffs CrIp some one get me a mask
11:59:00 <Doodle> is jumbo making it 4 u faux
12:00:00 <faux> yeah
12:00:00 <faux> JM should be here in halfa
12:01:00 <faux> uh have an appt at 1:30
12:01:00 <faux> im falling asleep
12:01:00 <Doodle> you'll be right once you caffeine up
12:01:00 <faux> mmm
12:01:00 <faux> jm get in me
12:01:00 <faux> bit nippy today
12:02:00 <faux> prob nice in the sun but eee sun
12:02:00 <Doodle> welcome to the rest of my year
12:02:00 <faux> lol
12:02:00 <Doodle> 12 here
12:02:00 <faux> oh ww
12:02:00 <faux> wow
12:02:00 <faux> yummy
12:02:00 <Doodle> its shit and i hate it
12:02:00 <faux> twenny here
12:02:00 <faux> awap ya
12:02:00 <faux> s
12:02:00 <faux> cwap bahg
12:03:00 <Doodle> no, its a bit too multicultural in your neighbourhood for mty liking
12:03:00 <Doodle> -t
12:03:00 <faux> oh
12:03:00 <Doodle> everyone here is white and cold
12:03:00 <faux> well then
12:04:00 <Doodle> mowin their hashish every 2 secs
12:04:00 <faux> lmaoooo
12:04:00 <faux> naw
12:04:00 <Doodle> old ppl
12:04:00 <faux> isthat ur first leb word
12:05:00 <faux> im proud
12:05:00 <Doodle> no my first leb word was kkkhello
12:05:00 <faux> youll be spitting in no time
12:05:00 <faux> lolol
12:05:00 <Doodle> eehehhe
12:05:00 <faux> khelllo from z uzza siiide
12:05:00 <CrIp> doodle you old old fossil
12:06:00 <CrIp> sapeenin
12:06:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
12:06:00 <faux> i muat khev ring u 1 tousand time
12:06:00 <faux> must*
12:06:00 <Doodle> looool
12:06:00 <Doodle> Khadel
12:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ummmm asian sounding faux right there
12:06:00 <Doodle> whats happening CrIpla
12:06:00 <faux> its leb ok
12:06:00 <faux> get it right
12:07:00 <CrIp> sfa mang
12:07:00 <Doodle> i heard ur ex has gone off the railz
12:07:00 <CrIp> which one ?
12:07:00 <CrIp> Oh her...
12:07:00 <Doodle> ye
12:07:00 <CrIp> what has she gone and done now ?
12:08:00 <Doodle> something about drugs and the law, i dunno specifics
12:08:00 <CrIp> I seen her on border patrol last year on channel 7
12:08:00 <CrIp> she was trying to smuggle a tazer back from cambodia
12:08:00 <Doodle> hahahah ye
12:08:00 <Doodle> as u do
12:08:00 <CrIp> she got busted selling crack or what ?
12:08:00 <Doodle> i dunno i only got like 900th hand information
12:09:00 <Doodle> speaking of hands
12:09:00 <Doodle> how do u get yours round your new chick's boobs
12:09:00 <Doodle> theyre humungous
12:10:00 <CrIp> I try my best
12:11:00 <CrIp> takes 2 hands for bet results
12:11:00 <CrIp> dat motorboat
12:11:00 <Doodle> hahaha
12:11:00 <Doodle> good work
12:12:00 <CrIp> I havent been with the crayfish for like 7 years and she still manages to get my number and send me epic long text messages
12:13:00 <Doodle> rofl
12:13:00 <Doodle> the crayfish
12:13:00 <CrIp> wel she is CRAY
12:13:00 <Doodle> 2rite
12:14:00 <faux> soz ill delete it
12:14:00 <CrIp> I went thru a period of having to change my number every 6 months
12:14:00 <Doodle> far out
12:14:00 <CrIp> My ex's parter is being a cunt like that atm
12:14:00 <Doodle> i've never had an ex like that, usually theyre happy to be rid of me
12:14:00 <CrIp> he keeps driving past and calling her home phone
12:14:00 <CrIp> i mean my gf;s parter
12:14:00 <Doodle> weird
12:15:00 <CrIp> I see its his number and pick it up and tell him to come in for a beer
12:15:00 <CrIp> but he no want to be bestys with me
12:15:00 <Doodle> aw
12:16:00 <CrIp> man i need a typing lesson
12:16:00 <Doodle> dont get one from faux
12:16:00 <CrIp> why are you not at work doodle ?
12:16:00 <Doodle> cos i dont have a job to go to
12:16:00 <CrIp> you wot m8 ?
12:16:00 <faux> oh
12:16:00 <faux> how rude
12:16:00 <Doodle> i'm doing uni now
12:16:00 <CrIp> I thought u changed jobs not long ago
12:16:00 <CrIp> ahhh
12:16:00 <Doodle> yeah but it didnt last
12:17:00 <Doodle> well
12:17:00 <Doodle> my back didnt last
12:17:00 <Doodle> cleaning buses and trucks all day and shit, also theyre being investigated now
12:17:00 <Doodle> for ripping people off
12:18:00 <Doodle> so probably for the best
12:18:00 <Fartan_> i send my condolences to any rapper holdin the crown! :D
12:18:00 <Fartan_> im pac over nas, im a solid rock rollin :D
12:20:00 <Fartan_> i rap better than most dudes
12:20:00 <Fartan_> most dudes cant rap
12:23:00 <Fartan_> heres one of mine, from my career sheet, its not complete but still hard like conrete, never been behind bars, just drivin designer cars, dive of the starting blocks like ian thorpe....
12:23:00 <Fartan_> and so on
12:23:00 <Fartan_> im a rapper making an album
12:24:00 <Fartan_> it will be in stores mid-year
12:24:00 <Fartan_> be sure to check it!
12:25:00 <Fartan_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5VQTOBnsQg
12:25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Onyx ft. Dope D.O.D. - #WakeDaFucUp prod. by Snowgoons (Dir. by HOME RUN) [Official HD Video] Views: 5,414,009 Uploader: EKdesignz Uploaded: Feb 13, 2014 Duration: 5m5s Rating: 4.90
12:25:00 <Fartan_> your whole crew we will break the fuck up! :D
12:25:00 <Fartan_> anyone wonder what happened too D12. eminems group?
12:26:00 <Fartan_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYMNbeYPwC4
12:26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Reel Wolf Presents "THE UNDERWORLD" w/ Vinnie Paz, Tech N9ne, ILL Bill, Slaine, Bizarre & more Views: 1,915,032 Uploader: Reel Wolf Uploaded: Oct 30, 2013 Duration: 5m55s Rating: 4.85
12:26:00 <Fartan_> swifty mcvae and bizzare are now with the snowgoons
12:26:00 <Fartan_> fancy that O_O
12:26:00 <Fartan_> fyi - swifty is a badass
12:27:00 <Fartan_> you must be smokin a boulder, for fuckin with a soldier, thats sicker than ebola!
12:27:00 <Fartan_> lol!!!
12:27:00 <Clarkson> yeah hence the comment about the seeing shit
12:27:00 <Fartan_> ride to hell this satans bus stop
12:27:00 <Fartan_> got a hot bich coughed, take that drugs love, you get raped a buttfucked
12:27:00 <Fartan_> coughed up
12:27:00 <Fartan_> sorry
12:28:00 <Fartan_> i have autism
12:28:00 <Fartan_> and dylexia
12:28:00 <Fartan_> :O
12:28:00 <Fartan_> dyslexia
12:29:00 <ShadowLurker> youre a fucking idiot
12:29:00 <ShadowLurker> stop
12:31:00 <Fartan_> ill drop a bar, smoke a crop, then drop the lotta ya, bloody n stomped on a sunny day, u prompted me to run over ya with lines, tonnes of raps designed to rip it, theyre still stitchin the last one up!
12:31:00 <Fartan_> hows that
12:31:00 <Fartan_> acapella
12:31:00 <Fartan_> im going to be a millionaire just producing rap
12:31:00 <CrIp> that sucks dooddle
12:34:00 <nevs> lol
12:34:00 <nevs> most of D12 still rap
12:35:00 <nevs> swifty tours with em, he replaced proof after he died
12:35:00 <nevs> as hype man
12:36:00 <nevs> swift and bizarre aren't in snowgoons
12:36:00 <Fartan_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiWM-f1uRQg
12:36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Goondox - Raps Of The Titans ft Swollen Members, Virtuoso... (Prod by Snowgoons) Views: 1,533,078 Uploader: Snowgoons Uploaded: Aug 21, 2012 Duration: 6m6s Rating: 4.85
12:36:00 <Fartan_> cheque out this one bruv
12:36:00 <Fartan_> i only listen to good rap imoz
12:37:00 <ShadowLurker> would you
12:37:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
12:37:00 <nevs> haha
12:37:00 <Fartan_> if it is not produce by the snowgoons it is no good
12:37:00 <ShadowLurker> you were a fucking idiot before and changing your nick doesnt stop you from being a fucking idiot
12:37:00 <ShadowLurker> foad cunt
12:40:00 <nevs> a lot of snowgoons production is throwaway imo but they usually have decent features
12:41:00 <nevs> Def not the best preducers
12:43:00 <nevs> producers*
12:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup fodo is what im missing
12:49:00 <faux> woo
12:49:00 <faux> coffees here
12:49:00 <gs69azza> mmm cawfee
12:51:00 <Fartan_> the goons dont have all the money from sponsors and what not
12:51:00 <Fartan_> theyre an underground movement man....
12:52:00 <Fartan_> thats why theyre not up there with the number 1 2 a 3 rappers
12:52:00 <Fartan_> like lil wayne
12:52:00 <Fartan_> drake
12:52:00 <Fartan_> and kanye west
12:52:00 <Fartan_> the snow goons talk about blowing peoples brains out, kanye west is a gay rapper thats where lines are drawn.
12:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> can someone please ban this idiot, its giving me a headache
12:54:00 <Fartan_> shane edwards
12:54:00 <Fartan_> you just watch it arsehole.
12:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahaha hey Joel you retard
12:54:00 <Fartan_> Pinching anymore keg's of beer from the security gaurd job homo?
12:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> pity i dont do that job anymore hahahaha
12:55:00 <Fartan_> i gotta go to butcher today :\\
12:55:00 <Fartan_> my mate is a butcher :D
12:56:00 <Fartan_> he pinches 150 bux of meat at a time
12:56:00 <Fartan_> from woolies
12:56:00 <Fartan_> scotch fillet
12:56:00 <Fartan_> porterhouse
12:56:00 <Fartan_> give him 50 bucks, 2 weeks of meat
12:57:00 <nevs> none of that has anything to do with production
12:57:00 <nevs> lol
12:57:00 <Fartan_> he got me a 2.5 kilo roast pork
12:57:00 <nevs> anyways moving on
12:57:00 <Fartan_> ye
12:58:00 <Fartan_> Or is Beddoe now cunt
12:58:00 <Fartan_> is it
12:58:00 <Fartan_> beddoe cunt
12:58:00 <Fartan_> hows your wife
12:59:00 <ShadowLurker> you never change do you
12:59:00 <ShadowLurker> cpt forehead
12:59:00 <Fartan_> hows your wife shadowlurker
12:59:00 <ShadowLurker> hows your noone
12:59:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is this spanner
12:59:00 <ShadowLurker> joel
12:59:00 <Fartan_> i had some incy wincy convos with ur wife... bit heatish
12:59:00 <Fartan_> u pissed off man
12:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Joel aka cradel aka fuckwit lol
12:59:00 <Serenity> no you didnt lol dont talk shit
12:59:00 <Fartan_> BULLSHIT
13:00:00 <ShadowLurker> aka giant greasy forehead
13:00:00 <Fartan_> I dont lie about anything
13:00:00 <nevs> haha
13:00:00 <Fartan_> IF MY COMPUTER WAS WORKING ID SHOW YOU MEWS TITS
13:00:00 <Fartan_> I GOT PICS
13:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol ShadowLurker
13:00:00 <Fartan_> :))))
13:00:00 <Serenity> mew isnt his wife so who cares
13:00:00 <Fartan_> nar
13:00:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone has that pic
13:00:00 <Fartan_> mew mew is me friend
13:00:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
13:00:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
13:00:00 <ShadowLurker> its fucking pathetic
13:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> everyone but me lol
13:00:00 <Clarkson> i was feeling friendly before her shit
13:00:00 <ShadowLurker> comes back after all this time
13:00:00 <Fartan_> mew mew put 5 dollars in my bank account to accquire milk and bread :)))))))
13:00:00 <ShadowLurker> exactly as it was then
13:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> leapard never changes its spots ShadowLurker
13:01:00 <ShadowLurker> youre a fuckin loser joel
13:01:00 <Clarkson> it's their fucking land ... why are they minorities in their own countries?
13:01:00 <ShadowLurker> just accept it and end it all
13:01:00 <Serenity> I was nice to him for a bit now hes gonna tell people we had heated chats. negro please
13:01:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
13:01:00 <ShadowLurker> all the trolls are the same
13:02:00 <ShadowLurker> show em a second of attention and they lose their minds
13:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you were nice to him lol he threatened to come kick my head in, i gave him my address and im still waiting lol
13:02:00 <ShadowLurker> hes pissweak
13:02:00 <ShadowLurker> if you knocked on his door he'd shit the bed
13:02:00 <ShadowLurker> again
13:02:00 <Fartan_> SEREINTY
13:03:00 <Serenity> yes hello
13:03:00 <Fartan_> hillatop em tillatop em
13:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> quite possible ShadowLurker lol
13:03:00 <Fartan_> tilla tilla tilla top em
13:03:00 <Serenity> kunny are you on drugs right now
13:03:00 <Fartan_> hilla top em hilla hilla top em
13:03:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
13:03:00 <ShadowLurker> this cunts always on drugs
13:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh well fuck him im going to bed lol
13:04:00 <Clarkson> theyre really easy to fuck up too
13:04:00 <ShadowLurker> its the only way he can survive
13:04:00 <Fartan_> drugs money liquer only things that get me by
13:05:00 <ShadowLurker> you really are a piece of shit
13:06:00 <Serenity> i dont have the patience for this today
13:07:00 <ShadowLurker> cya Fartan_
13:07:00 <Fartan_> <ShadowLurker> Im a fat loser who sweats all over my keyboard and mouse
13:07:00 <ShadowLurker> thats pretty lame
13:08:00 <nevs> fartan it's hilla toppa
13:08:00 <nevs> FYI lol
13:10:00 <Fartan_> <Serenity> put your e-penis in my e-vagina and e-sex me now!!!!
13:11:00 <Fartan_> http://i64.tinypic.com/2jtshk.jpg
13:11:00 <Fartan_> thats latest me
13:11:00 <ShadowLurker> what a fucking junkie
13:11:00 <Fartan_> http://i66.tinypic.com/el8mxd.jpg
13:12:00 <Fartan_> and this is a funny pic i found he he
13:14:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
13:18:00 <Giles> 17f here any guys?
13:19:00 <Giles> crossdresser, 17f any guys????
13:20:00 <Giles> i will play with my dildo on cam 17f here any guys???
13:25:00 <TheRiddler> lol wtf
13:26:00 <Student> Hi Every Buddy
13:27:00 <Giles> hello
13:27:00 <Giles> 17f here cd --- any guys???
13:28:00 <Student> how are you doing Giles?
13:28:00 <Giles> i am great thankyou :)
13:28:00 <Student> good to hear
13:28:00 <Student> what is "cd"?
13:29:00 <Student> county district? :)
13:29:00 <Giles> hehehehehe
13:29:00 <Student> :)
13:29:00 <Giles> crossdresser!
13:29:00 <Student> ohhh
13:29:00 <Student> ic
13:29:00 <Giles> yeps
13:29:00 <Giles> where are you from Student?
13:30:00 <Student> i live in Karachi , Pakistan
13:30:00 <Student> how about you?
13:31:00 <Giles> 17.f.korea here
13:31:00 <Student> i am guess South Korea
13:31:00 <Student> hav't seen many from north side
13:31:00 <Giles> north here :D
13:31:00 <Student> wow
13:32:00 <Student> cool
13:32:00 <Student> how is it happening in your country?
13:32:00 <Student> how is economics?
13:33:00 <Giles> just joking im from Australia... this is Austnet?! isnt it! hehehehhehe
13:33:00 <Giles> I was mean im born in noth korea
13:33:00 <Student> ic
13:34:00 <Giles> how old r u???
13:34:00 <Giles> u got a pic???
13:34:00 <Student> 1000 years and counting :P
13:36:00 <Student> i can post from internet , if that really helps your cause ;)
13:37:00 <Giles> 4----10> 6,7[MaTTy] 4<4----10 11,14TRUE PEDO FAGGOT LOLOLOLOLOLOL 4----10> 6,7[MaTTy] 4<4----10 11,14TRUE PEDO FAGGOT LOLOLOLOLOLOL 4----10> 6,7[MaTTy] 4<4----10 11,14TRUE PEDO FAGGOT LOLOLOLOLOLOL 4----10> 6,7[MaTTy] 4<4----10 11,14TRUE PEDO FAGGOT LOLOLOLOLOLOL 4----10> 6,7[MaTTy] 4<4----10 11,14TRUE PEDO FAGGOT LOLOLOLOLOLOL 4----10> 6,7[MaTTy] 4<4----10 11,14TRUE PEDO FAGGOT LOLOLOLOLO
13:40:00 <Student> oh boy
13:40:00 <Student> that was a plant
13:43:00 <dino> brendan abbot
13:43:00 <dino> the postcard bandit
13:43:00 <dino> will be free for 2 and half minutes
13:44:00 <dino> he will get a few gulps of fresh air then put in a van shackled
13:44:00 <dino> bad luck ay
13:45:00 <dino> brendan abbot had help from 6 different people to escape jail
13:45:00 <dino> security gaurds and other personal to pull it off
13:45:00 <Serenity> what the fuck is going on here today.. is it pension chard day or something
13:45:00 <Clarkson> fuck you asshole
13:45:00 <Serenity> shard
13:45:00 <dino> he didnt just crawl through a ventilation shaft and say damn im good
13:48:00 <dino> pop my collar like a bionic rott weiler :)
13:49:00 <dino> my besty was in jail with abbot
13:54:00 <dino> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vImdgcPXPWA
13:54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Onyx - Whut Whut (Prod by Snowgoons) Dir by Big Shot Music INC. (OFFICIAL VIDEO) Views: 1,293,086 Uploader: Snowgoons Uploaded: Mar 17, 2014 Duration: 3m18s Rating: 4.93
13:54:00 <dino> how dat taste?
14:10:00 <nevs> Serenity def shard day
14:10:00 <Serenity> must be
14:10:00 <ShadowLurker> absolutley
14:10:00 <Serenity> is it pension day or something
14:11:00 <nevs> he was pretty far off on all my hiphop facts ha
14:11:00 <nevs> ardshays
14:11:00 <nevs> all his*
14:12:00 <ShadowLurker> hes far of an all facts
14:12:00 <nevs> and the planet
14:12:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
14:36:00 <faux> woooooo
14:36:00 <faux> appointments over
14:36:00 <faux> now i can chillll
14:43:00 <TheRiddler> cool
15:05:00 <faux> TheRiddler how many eps til the finale of arrow
15:28:00 <TheRiddler> not sure
15:28:00 <TheRiddler> probably like 4
15:28:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
15:42:00 <TheRon> here's to pissiona
16:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks and creeps
16:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> :}
16:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
16:50:00 <zaim> embrace it
17:17:00 <TheRon> we don't need another hero
17:18:00 <Mae-Pai> mad max 3 babay
17:18:00 <TheRon> thunderdome!
17:25:00 <TheRon> have a little faith in me
17:45:00 <zaim> forever
18:04:00 <TheRon> i'll never be your beast of burden
18:16:00 <nevs> just hustled next 2 days off work woop
18:19:00 <TheRon> did the boss say if don't come in on friday, don't bother coming in monday?
18:28:00 <TheRon> BvB!
18:29:00 <couleurs> go da dees
18:29:00 <TheRon> just not quite good enough
18:30:00 <couleurs> u beautey
18:31:00 <TheRon> dees are no BvB
18:32:00 <couleurs> cheeky cheese
18:34:00 <couleurs> Jam Bunn's Broobs
18:34:00 <TheRon> they be the best
18:35:00 <TheRon> i could sleep all night on those pilows
18:36:00 <couleurs> ;)
18:37:00 <couleurs> ( . ) ( . )
18:37:00 <TheRon> have we called anubody fat yet?
18:37:00 <TheRon> anybody
18:37:00 <TheRon> just seems like something we should be doing
18:41:00 <couleurs> mrwuf lives.
18:41:00 <TheRon> for now
18:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
18:43:00 <couleurs> 8)
18:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup freaks?
18:50:00 <TheRon> beer
18:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
18:52:00 <couleurs> ;)
18:53:00 <TheRon> where's amelia i wanna call her fat
18:53:00 <couleurs> :o
18:53:00 <TheRon> it's all in good fun
18:54:00 <faux> ok
18:55:00 <TheRon> faux storm was shit last night
18:55:00 <faux> cool
18:57:00 <mrwuf> ayy lmao
18:57:00 <faux> whats this about 60 minute people imprisoned in Beirut
18:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> just thar
18:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> t
18:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> filming a kidnapping story
18:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> got busted attempting to kudnap kids
18:59:00 <faux> who was kidnapped
18:59:00 <mrwuf> tara brown along with the 60 minutes crew paid to kidnapped this aussie shelia's kids her leg husband took on holidays to lebanon then never returned
18:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> some guy o/s had his australian kids
19:00:00 <faux> oh i read about him didnt know it was related
19:00:00 <mrwuf> except they trusted romanians to do the job and they botched it badly
19:00:00 <faux> lol
19:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> mum was aussie, and wanted her kids bck
19:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00:00 <faux> why didnt she fly to leb
19:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> something like thta
19:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucked if i know
19:00:00 <faux> hmm
19:01:00 <TheRon> is this taken 4?
19:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> kids were beirut
19:01:00 <faux> i keep hearing about it but neber bothered to avtually read shit
19:01:00 <faux> cos cbf
19:01:00 <Clarkson> i read that as before sex
19:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ ron
19:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i skim read it a few days ago
19:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and wondered why it made news
19:01:00 <faux> id Australia doin anything to get their peeps back
19:03:00 <couleurs> Yes.
19:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note, i find POF profiles hilarious
19:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> (plenty of fish)
19:04:00 <faux> y u on pof
19:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got 8 profiles for whoring
19:04:00 <faux> r u tryina bone bitches
19:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
19:04:00 <faux> woah k8 u sluz
19:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> like… over 90000
19:04:00 <couleurs> i'm a fishing enthusiast
19:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif slut shame
19:04:00 <faux> lol
19:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> THE PROFILES ARE HILARIOUS!
19:05:00 <faux> show
19:05:00 <mrwuf> I've met three woman for POF and they all kiss on the first date
19:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> my friend has a profile.. and was like check out this dude
19:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok let me see
19:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=3930200
19:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> what;s wif the shoes
19:06:00 <faux> hurry i need 2 pee
19:06:00 <faux> ob
19:06:00 <TheRon> ashely madison really katatonic_kate01, you're about to have his kid
19:06:00 <faux> obmh
19:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh. affairs are lame.
19:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> next.
19:07:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aW6dw7x_700b.jpg
19:08:00 <faux> i dont see shoes
19:08:00 <faux> i see a lady named daggles
19:08:00 <faux> with a huge chin
19:08:00 <TheRon> classy
19:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
19:08:00 <faux> do i need to have a profile
19:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
19:08:00 <faux> to see
19:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> well...
19:08:00 <faux> cos i dont
19:08:00 <faux> oh
19:08:00 <faux> well then
19:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can see like 2 - 3 profiles then you have to sign up
19:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> worth it
19:09:00 <faux> the one that showed up was the double chin lady
19:09:00 <faux> :/
19:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10,0hi my friends call me horny mel1,0
19:09:00 <faux> great
19:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> opening line on profile
19:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> pic, looks like a meth junkie
19:10:00 <faux> is it kelevra
19:10:00 <faux> seems fitting
19:10:00 <TheRiddler> I really need to update my profile
19:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:11:00 <faux> plenty of fush n chups
19:11:00 <faux> id sign up
19:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima have to sign up again
19:12:00 <TheRiddler> ew south melton
19:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1,0A Romanian girl with a cute accent.
19:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1,0What I'm after? i don't know, I've learnt when you search you only get disappointments. But i can tell you what I'm not after...
19:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1,0I have no patience for
19:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> In other words, I will rob you
19:12:00 <faux> lol
19:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> and .. the profile pics… my gawd
19:13:00 <faux> me house smells like lemony goodness
19:13:00 <faux> im sniffing the air like a retard
19:13:00 <Clarkson> you two can have your mouth sex while I visually watch a film and eat my strawberries
19:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:13:00 <faux> ok clarky
19:13:00 <Clarkson> they're not very reliable tho , seemed like it reacted chemically in the vag n yeh , it tears .... ya had to use a special lube with it too , but thatsd just from what i recall from convos back in sex ed in year 9
19:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky, suck my dick
19:13:00 <Clarkson> That's a fucking eventful thing.
19:13:00 <faux> lol
19:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know
19:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s HUGE
19:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanna suck it clarky
19:14:00 <Clarkson> this is how fucking shit australia is
19:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
19:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> *bows*
19:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like …. some plug in called fresh linen i think
19:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> or something linen…..
19:16:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=50355166
19:16:00 <TheRiddler> this is my profile
19:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> dam it i can’t see it
19:17:00 <TheRiddler> oh
19:17:00 <faux> i saw it
19:17:00 <faux> why can i see it
19:18:00 <faux> also lol BBW
19:18:00 <faux> cute ash
19:18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:18:00 <TheRiddler> It needs updating
19:19:00 <TheRiddler> must be 100kgs back then
19:19:00 <faux> naw u wrote about ur fiance
19:19:00 <faux> :'(
19:19:00 <TheRiddler> yep
19:20:00 <couleurs> :p
19:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
19:21:00 <Clarkson> yeah like if i did this... if HE did that to me.. would i be hurt.. yes? dont fucking do it
19:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> eye colour - red? wtf
19:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhair
19:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> effort
19:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> remnd me to fill tha in later
19:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i
19:27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:29:00 <TheRon> fat!
19:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i feel your pain amelia
19:29:00 <TheRiddler> hai amelia
19:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> try swimming around
19:29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:29:00 <amelia> ahahaha
19:30:00 <amelia> aloha how are jew
19:30:00 <amelia> swimming is güd for fatness?
19:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, less impact on your joints
19:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> so buy a walrus costume and start swimming around
19:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> or you could bask in the sun
19:30:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
19:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s great!
19:31:00 <amelia> get ma flab out
19:31:00 <TheRon> did you know the walrus has the biggest penis, body to weight ratio
19:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
19:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> my walrus name is mumma june
19:31:00 <TheRon> again, the walrus or the hubby?
19:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> MY WALRUS name is,…
19:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> hubby is tall and lanky
19:32:00 <MrMark> i am the walrus....i am the eggman
19:32:00 <TheRon> so goodbye yellow brick road
19:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am the fatman * gulp chew chew*]
19:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> good bye my love
19:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> r
19:33:00 <TheRon> james blunt should be charged with murder
19:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:33:00 <TheRon> so many ppl commit suicide listening to his shit
19:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos he is a cunt?
19:37:00 <TheRon> MrMark: gypsies tramps and thieves
19:39:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=50355166
19:39:00 <TheRiddler> I sligtly updated my profile
19:40:00 <TheRon> you are not related to jake stringer
19:40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:41:00 <TheRon> they call stringer god
19:44:00 <TheRon> i was walking in memphis
19:52:00 <amelia> Ash
19:52:00 <amelia> take that 2nd pic of
19:52:00 <amelia> and put a better one up
19:52:00 <TheRon> thank you for being a friend
19:53:00 <amelia> and do you have a job
19:53:00 <amelia> off*
19:53:00 <TheRiddler> the 2nd pic was an the old main profile pic
19:54:00 <amelia> The 2nd pic is terrible
19:54:00 <TheRiddler> -an
19:54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:54:00 <amelia> Cant you take a new smiley pic
19:54:00 <amelia> no blur
19:54:00 <TheRon> song 2?
19:55:00 <TheRiddler> deleted
19:56:00 <amelia> I would also remove the info about your fiancée
19:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and wouldalso add
19:56:00 <amelia> do you have another nice pic to put up?
19:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> will fuck on first dates
19:56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:56:00 <amelia> AHAHA
19:56:00 <TheRiddler> kk
19:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:57:00 <partay> and post your masturbation vid
19:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:57:00 <partay> speaking of hi nevs
19:57:00 <faux> which inr
19:57:00 <faux> one
19:57:00 <amelia> you can tell them that personal info when you get to know people
19:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> egg on obv
19:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> e\
19:57:00 <amelia> they don't need to know straight up
19:57:00 <partay> which inr ?
19:57:00 <TheRiddler> ok
19:58:00 <TheRiddler> yes mum
19:58:00 <TheRiddler> :p
19:58:00 <faux> lmao
19:58:00 <amelia> good boy
19:58:00 <partay> the anti-milf
19:58:00 <amelia> partay fuck off and jus refrain from directing comments at me
19:58:00 <Clarkson> that video was shit
19:59:00 <partay> lol
19:59:00 <faux> the old fuck w fake mrs
19:59:00 <amelia> you're a fat grumpy old twat of a man jus fuck right off
19:59:00 <Clarkson> and you basically put yourself out there to to blurbs for things and shit
19:59:00 <faux> OFWFM
19:59:00 <partay> yes to all except fat
19:59:00 <TheRiddler> blurbs
19:59:00 <faux> blurb is a word
20:00:00 <TheRiddler> but what are blurbs
20:00:00 <Doodle> the writing on the back of a novel
20:00:00 <TheRiddler> ohhh
20:00:00 <TheRiddler> to do
20:00:00 <amelia> do you work ash
20:00:00 <TheRiddler> is that your 1
20:00:00 <TheRiddler> yes
20:00:00 <partay> Doodle with the big brain
20:00:00 <amelia> why did you put monkey as job
20:00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00:00 <Doodle> cos thats what he does
20:01:00 <faux> its that bit of text at the back of a book that tells u what its about
20:01:00 <partay> monkey spanker?
20:01:00 <faux> oh ok
20:01:00 <Doodle> eats bananas and scratches his arse
20:01:00 <partay> 8:00p] <Doodle> the writing on the back of a novel
20:01:00 <faux> lagfest
20:01:00 <partay> keep up
20:01:00 <faux> im lagging fuck off cunt
20:01:00 <Doodle> eep
20:01:00 <amelia> put your job in maybe a girl has similar job or sumfin i don't freakin know
20:01:00 <Doodle> faux
20:01:00 <faux> what
20:01:00 <faux> hi
20:01:00 <faux> sorry
20:01:00 <TheRiddler> ok
20:01:00 <Doodle> stop being so angry ur making me horns
20:01:00 <partay> ferocious faux
20:01:00 <faux> lol
20:01:00 <faux> :(
20:02:00 <Doodle> ok be angry i'll just deal with it
20:02:00 <amelia> horns
20:02:00 <Doodle> ye
20:02:00 <faux> just cbf for cunts
20:02:00 <Clarkson> find a woman you dumb fuck
20:02:00 <Doodle> o
20:02:00 <TheRiddler> short syndrome :p
20:02:00 <amelia> AHAAH
20:02:00 <faux> fuck off clarkson
20:02:00 <Clarkson> and it turns out beagle is a fucking faggot now.
20:02:00 <faux> speaking of faggots
20:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
20:02:00 <partay> then robot shat on a turtle
20:03:00 <robot> hi its robot
20:03:00 <TheRiddler> now?
20:03:00 <faux> hi robot
20:03:00 <robot> hello
20:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> from the other sude
20:03:00 <TheRiddler> tea kettle
20:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it me you’re looking for
20:03:00 <TheRiddler> nooo
20:03:00 <TheRiddler> horrible song
20:03:00 <MrMark> not the droids im looking for
20:04:00 <faux> excuse me Doodle i wasnt calling you thr cunt
20:04:00 <faux> to clarify
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> adele is horrible in general
20:04:00 <partay> im the cunt and dont forget it
20:04:00 <faux> you dont have the warmth or depth
20:04:00 <faux> youre a turd
20:04:00 <MrMark> its not an Adele song
20:05:00 <couleurs> what kind of computer does adele use? a dell lmao
20:05:00 <couleurs> Never Gets Old.
20:06:00 <MrMark> yes it does
20:06:00 <robot> <@faux> speaking of faggots <-- you want to alter your ways, faux
20:07:00 <mrwuf> crusin 4 a brusin
20:07:00 <faux> smd
20:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
20:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i honestly feel like cake
20:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> eating
20:07:00 <faux> -- kate, every day
20:07:00 <couleurs> Next.
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not ever day
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> y
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> just most
20:08:00 <TheRiddler> some days it's cupcakes :p
20:08:00 <faux> -- kate, every second day
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> that a tad more accurate
20:09:00 <MrMark> do ya have any cake katatonic_kate01
20:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> no:(
20:10:00 <robot> well then. aren't you up shit creek.
20:11:00 <partay> without a cake
20:11:00 <MrMark> need a late night cake shop
20:11:00 <amelia> wot kind of cake
20:11:00 <amelia> a lemony one mmmmm
20:11:00 <robot> fuck yeah.
20:11:00 <robot> lemon.
20:11:00 <robot> LOL
20:11:00 <robot> partay will give you a creampie.
20:11:00 <amelia> perhaps a caramel mudcake
20:11:00 <amelia> and aids
20:11:00 <partay> listen to the robot
20:12:00 <partay> and ignore fatmelia
20:12:00 <amelia> FaTMeLia
20:12:00 <robot> lampmelia
20:13:00 <partay> craymelia
20:13:00 <amelia> i win a prize for winning lamp comp
20:13:00 <amelia> the prize is a lamp
20:13:00 <robot> whats the prize
20:13:00 <robot> lol
20:13:00 <amelia> submit all your lamps to me
20:14:00 <robot> nup
20:14:00 <amelia> sore loser issit
20:14:00 <robot> u
20:14:00 <Doodle> saw losser
20:15:00 <robot> buthert
20:15:00 <amelia> u r
20:16:00 <Skirmish> How many dick pics has the topic landed you robot?
20:16:00 <robot> just 1 from amelia
20:17:00 <dematerialised> sup homosexuuls
20:17:00 <dematerialised> also hi @ amelia
20:17:00 <amelia> tis the only dick pic he needs
20:17:00 <amelia> hey @ chu mr
20:17:00 <amelia> how is you
20:17:00 <dematerialised> good thanks, except fucken cunts cant drive when its raining
20:17:00 <dematerialised> causing my blood pressure to rise
20:18:00 <dematerialised> but i have chocolate so its ok
20:18:00 <dematerialised> wbu
20:18:00 <amelia> werd and its school holidays so should be freakin cruisy
20:18:00 <amelia> wot kind of chocolate
20:18:00 <dematerialised> marble
20:18:00 <amelia> block?
20:18:00 <dematerialised> it was a decision between marble and top deck
20:18:00 <dematerialised> yep
20:18:00 <amelia> goshdamn i remember that being #1 choice as a kid
20:18:00 <amelia> not had it in forevers
20:18:00 <dematerialised> it's still #1 choice as an adult
20:19:00 <amelia> hmmm
20:19:00 <amelia> not these days
20:19:00 <dematerialised> blasphemy
20:19:00 <amelia> not cadbury
20:19:00 <amelia> and not blocks
20:19:00 <dematerialised> tell me your secrets
20:19:00 <amelia> do you eat the whole block at once
20:19:00 <dematerialised> nah
20:19:00 <amelia> if i had a block i would eat it all, hence no blocks
20:19:00 <dematerialised> haha
20:19:00 <robot> get some jaffas in ya
20:20:00 <mrwuf> darelle lea chocolate bullets are pretty delicious
20:20:00 <dematerialised> jaffas would be good but the deli doesnt sell them
20:20:00 <WhoMadeWho> what about fruchocs
20:20:00 <dematerialised> no idea what that is
20:20:00 <robot> no
20:20:00 <amelia> you know wot i luff
20:20:00 <robot> dematerialised
20:20:00 <robot> get some jaffas in ya
20:20:00 <amelia> dem choc covered red licorice from choc store in west perth
20:21:00 <dematerialised> i'll get some fucken jaffas in you in a minute :#
20:21:00 <robot> k
20:21:00 <amelia> well I'm sure they all do it but thats where i liked em from
20:21:00 <dematerialised> didnt realise there was a lolly place in west perth
20:21:00 <WhoMadeWho> https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-pHkId-oloT6LQhjqpsd0ndJmKJdaSGTc3c_xVae5miZdlXDd
20:21:00 <dematerialised> u ever been down to the lolly shop in marg river?
20:21:00 <WhoMadeWho> dems is fruchocs
20:22:00 <dematerialised> @ amelia
20:22:00 <WhoMadeWho> hello British^Meat in here
20:22:00 <amelia> hmmm i dun fink so
20:22:00 <amelia> I been choc shop but not de lolly one
20:22:00 <British^Meat> its a WhoMadeWho :)
20:22:00 <dematerialised> ah ok
20:22:00 <dematerialised> i will take you, we will road trip
20:22:00 <British^Meat> how be the who?
20:22:00 <British^Meat> how who?
20:23:00 <amelia> ahahaha
20:23:00 <amelia> i didn't kno they had lolly shop
20:23:00 <amelia> I think i only been marg river once or twice
20:23:00 <dematerialised> fairymuff
20:24:00 <dematerialised> now if u will excuse me i have some games to play
20:24:00 <amelia> enjoy
20:24:00 <THE^DONALD> 9,9PEAR CIDER
20:27:00 <robot> pear cider
20:28:00 <robot> speaking of lesbians
20:29:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
20:30:00 <Skirmish> Hey it's mentalson.
20:32:00 <British^Meat> which one?
20:34:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKDQyAp4F74
20:34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: â–¶ Federico Franchi - Cream (TNT aka Technoboy 'N' Tuneboy Remix) [HD x HQ] Views: 2,114 Uploader: ABSOLUTELYHARDSTYLE Uploaded: Jan 22, 2016 Duration: 4m26s Rating: 5.00
20:39:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: THE^DONALD = mentalson.
20:39:00 <Skirmish> That guy that got the pic of himself jerking off on the lounge passed around.
20:39:00 <British^Meat> hah, figures
20:43:00 <Devil_Girl> That would have been a horrifying photo
20:43:00 <Serenity> it was
20:49:00 <partay> speaking of.. I've updated my dick pics
20:50:00 <Serenity> show
20:50:00 <Devil_Girl> ^
20:55:00 <partay> i was going to edit picards head onto my groin
20:58:00 <stompin> niggers
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> his sister took the pic?
21:00:00 <MrMark> homies
21:02:00 <partay> TheRiddler we share everything
21:02:00 <robot> studmuffins
21:06:00 <stompin> dead
21:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> did everyone die?
21:23:00 <MrMark> yep
21:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
21:24:00 <MrMark> im dead
21:24:00 <MrMark> this is zombie IRC
21:25:00 <couleurs> just waitin' 4 a m8
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> *moans*
21:27:00 <stompin> boom
21:28:00 <TheRiddler> wb again faux
21:31:00 <nevs> fuck its cold
21:32:00 <nevs> but i cbf moving to put something warmer on
21:32:00 <nevs> rip
21:32:00 <partay> nevs concrete + teaspoon
21:33:00 <nevs> shit
21:33:00 <nevs> ok ill take that ha
21:33:00 <partay> its April
21:34:00 <partay> i dont even own a jumper
21:35:00 <MrMark> i dont either
21:35:00 <MrMark> but i live in syd:P
21:37:00 <partay> sorry to hear that
21:38:00 <nevs> agreed
21:39:00 <MrMark> :P
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
21:51:00 <MrMark> burp
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> charming
21:52:00 <MrMark> i am
21:52:00 <MrMark> yall love me
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
21:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> no i don’t
21:57:00 <MrMark> your mean
21:57:00 <MrMark> im soooo loveable
21:57:00 <MrMark> :P
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re drunk. go home.
22:00:00 <MrMark> nah im fine
22:00:00 <MrMark> and i am home
22:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure
22:00:00 <partay> ill pay someone do to this course tomorrow
22:01:00 <MrMark> burp
22:01:00 <nevs> whats the course
22:01:00 <MrMark> intercourse
22:01:00 <partay> it's a team leader course
22:02:00 <nevs> ahh
22:02:00 <partay> public servant related of course
22:02:00 <nevs> right on
22:02:00 <nevs> ive been a team leader in the past
22:03:00 <nevs> but not in the public sector
22:03:00 <partay> faaark me
22:03:00 <partay> hoops
22:03:00 <partay> and hoops
22:03:00 <nevs> i can imagine
22:03:00 <nevs> with were with a few telcos
22:03:00 <nevs> well, most actually ha
22:04:00 <partay> only 5 reports
22:04:00 <partay> but you still have to do tis shit
22:04:00 <partay> *sigh*
22:04:00 <nevs> bloody hell
22:05:00 <partay> 4 days
22:05:00 <nevs> haha what
22:05:00 <partay> 4 full days
22:05:00 <partay> yep
22:05:00 <nevs> jeez
22:05:00 <partay> its catered
22:05:00 <partay> but still
22:05:00 <nevs> barely a positive
22:05:00 <nevs> yea
22:05:00 <nevs> what does it cover?
22:06:00 <partay> idientifying your team leadership style.. are you a directoring, coaching, supporting or delegating
22:06:00 <nevs> haha yep
22:07:00 <partay> deep
22:07:00 <nevs> ive done that before but damn not over 4 full days!
22:07:00 <partay> lol
22:07:00 <partay> they tie in some knowledge of the Acts you have to comply with etc..
22:07:00 <nevs> the closest would be the first tl role i went for with telstra was 4 rounds
22:07:00 <nevs> ahh
22:07:00 <partay> our department has 12
22:07:00 <nevs> bloody hell man
22:08:00 <mrwuf> what is the most effective way to lead
22:08:00 <partay> with an iron fist mrwuf
22:08:00 <nevs> i had 30 in my last team and i only had 2 interviews
22:08:00 <nevs> but that was with vodafone heh
22:08:00 <mrwuf> what is the difference between fear and respect
22:09:00 <nevs> and yea i was always pretty iron fist
22:10:00 <nevs> had to be in my last role, my agents AHT was 28 seconds
22:10:00 <mrwuf> the most efficient way to lead is by example and the distinction between fear and respect only becomes evident when you fall over
22:10:00 <partay> 28 secs... im just getting their name
22:11:00 <nevs> i dont know how they did it man
22:11:00 <nevs> directory assistance
22:11:00 <nevs> theyd take 800-1000 calls a day
22:11:00 <mrwuf> the problem I've noticed in business is that leaders often become managers and thats a different role
22:12:00 <mrwuf> imagine a sheep herder grazing his flock in the wilderness... the leader is the best sheep who sets the example the rest follow.. the manager walks at the end and helps the sheep that are struggling, different skillsets
22:13:00 <nevs> it depends on how you approach the role
22:13:00 <nevs> i dont think to be an effective manager you need to know how to do the role of your agents
22:13:00 <nevs> you just need to know how to monitor and report/assess/manage
22:14:00 <mrwuf> I think the skills of being a successful manager translate into being a good father
22:15:00 <mrwuf> the pay scale is jump is far easier than to go from setting the pace and direction to being personally responsible for the weakest members of the party
22:16:00 <nevs> i think you need to be pretty good with a bo staff
22:17:00 <mrwuf> it's useful to get experience with both positions because they require completely different skill sets and then you can more accurately determine which role your most comfortable with
22:19:00 <partay> nevs is right
22:20:00 <partay> joseph was a mean sheep hearder and a ninja with his staff
22:22:00 <mrwuf> if you want to be a leader all thats required is a solid understanding of the territory your navigating, more so than your peers
22:23:00 <mrwuf> to be a successful manager a personal style thats approachable along with an ability to share praise and catch blame will get you far
22:23:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oec_YR_fJtM
22:23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story - Official First Trailer Views: 186,499 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Apr 7, 2016 Duration: 1m44s Rating: 4.86
22:24:00 <couleurs> star war!!!!!!!!
22:25:00 <mrwuf> I watched the force awakens a few days ago it was eerily similar to another earlier episode.. more like a reboot than a continuation
22:26:00 <couleurs> yeah that's what every1 says
22:26:00 <couleurs> that rogue one looks ok, it actually looks original
22:28:00 <partay> mrwuf yes.. it was shit
22:28:00 <Clarkson> penis's have a flanged head to scoop out rival males cum
22:28:00 <partay> same fucking movie
22:29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hey hows it garn
22:29:00 <nevs> right on partay
22:30:00 <partay> georgeandwell-zero don't be a flogbag
22:32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> said
22:32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on ay?
22:34:00 <dematerialised> and that was the second time i got crabs
22:34:00 <Kynetic> sometimes georgeandwell-alpha likes to sniff his own stinky farts
22:35:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats garn on ya carnts
22:35:00 <stebie> same here
22:35:00 <stebie> i like them especially when they're fruity
22:36:00 <dematerialised> my farts smell like old tyre air
22:36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u must eat a lot of fruit then
22:36:00 <stebie> yum yum
22:38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> bro
22:38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cray cray
22:38:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
22:41:00 <MrMark> crayfish
22:42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> might go back to the fish diet
22:42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> fish steaks
22:42:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> the best u faggots
22:46:00 <partay> nevs you're in charge
22:49:00 <philosopher{[x]}> now i get it
22:49:00 <British^Meat> fuck off
22:49:00 <dematerialised> now you got it
22:49:00 <philosopher{[x]}> shes got it
22:50:00 <philosopher{[x]}> all new nissan camaro
22:51:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i saw too many desi folks have migrated with wives n with whole family
22:51:00 <dematerialised> desi sluts are the best
22:51:00 <dematerialised> eager to please
22:55:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i bet the local hooker industry are suffering immenslyt since all blokes turned to the asian market
22:57:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
22:57:00 <Skirmish> It must be retard hour.
22:57:00 <Clarkson> check the link fuck ya
22:58:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i got a great news guys
22:58:00 <philosopher{[x]}> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-29/trippling-in-methamphetamine-use-australia-five-years/7207012
23:02:00 <philosopher{[x]}> only if you were knew that you'd be betrayed
23:03:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats desi
23:05:00 <nevs> definitely Skirmish
23:05:00 <nevs> who left the gate open
23:06:00 <philosopher{[x]}> south east asian entrepreneurs
23:06:00 <Skirmish> Unfortunately this is pretty much par for the course.
23:07:00 <Skirmish> These are the pet retards that the ops keep. They got rid of the others.
23:07:00 <philosopher{[x]}> well you surely got a free laptop though for enrolling into avoca college, which is a bonus
23:08:00 <philosopher{[x]}> college went shut cause no money in the federal banks all been stolen by hackers back into asia
23:08:00 <philosopher{[x]}> need i say much about many things
23:09:00 <Serenity> there has to be a certain ratio of norms to spastics
23:11:00 <nevs> haha
23:11:00 <nevs> i just love how they dont even notice us most of the time
23:11:00 <nevs> its like a one way mirror
23:11:00 <nevs> or two way whatever it is
23:11:00 <philosopher{[x]}> it been nine years now im still finding a way to get back
23:12:00 <philosopher{[x]}> my next trip to bhutan at thimphu with dad
23:12:00 <British^Meat> yer i agree with you Skirmish
23:13:00 <British^Meat> whats the point of not having this monger on permban?
23:13:00 <Kynetic> sup Serenity
23:13:00 <Kynetic> :P
23:13:00 <philosopher{[x]}> just cause i was unable to produce legal papers
23:13:00 <Kynetic> look
23:13:00 <Kynetic> legal papers are yellow
23:14:00 <Kynetic> just remember that.
23:14:00 <Kynetic> or is that legal pads
23:14:00 <Kynetic> damn
23:14:00 <Serenity> because hes not actually hurting anyone hes just annoying
23:14:00 <Kynetic> must suck if youre a female lawyer
23:14:00 <Serenity> the rest of the dicks are banned for being abusive morons
23:14:00 <Kynetic> youre only allowed yellow pads
23:14:00 <British^Meat> Like beagle?
23:14:00 <Kynetic> not as annoying as robot
23:14:00 <Kynetic> but still annoying.
23:15:00 <philosopher{[x]}> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GMD71fcwIA
23:15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BHUTAN - Snowman Trek, Himalayas, Trekking, Buddhism Views: 11,222 Uploader: Kevin Grange Uploaded: Feb 1, 2011 Duration: 3m0s Rating: 4.85
23:15:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i wish i could actually be annoying.
23:15:00 <Kynetic> :(
23:15:00 <Serenity> beagle was an abusive twit though
23:15:00 <Serenity> and borderline pedo at best
23:15:00 <Kynetic> its because he's a beagle
23:15:00 <Kynetic> and likes to sniff crotches
23:17:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pieIH_oj0JM
23:17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eyes on Gigi Hadid. Teaser. Views: 2,020 Uploader: BMW Uploaded: Apr 12, 2016 Duration: 0m16s Rating: 4.87
23:17:00 <couleurs> take da car over that hag n e day!!!!!!!!
23:18:00 <philosopher{[x]}> all i abused is substance n myself
23:19:00 <nevs> id say theyre drunk but for the most part they type coherently
23:19:00 <nevs> its just normally a conversation with themselves
23:19:00 <Kynetic> my wife says im not allowed to attend the women in technology conference next week
23:19:00 <Kynetic> i say thats sexist
23:20:00 <dematerialised> it is indeed
23:20:00 <philosopher{[x]}> beagle could be a good drinking buddy cause all he will do just rant until he gets really pissed n tired with me
23:20:00 <faux> lol
23:20:00 <Kynetic> im in touch with my feminine side
23:20:00 <Kynetic> i should be allowed to go
23:20:00 <philosopher{[x]}> we carry babies, remember
23:21:00 <Kynetic> i like to think this conversatoin made skirmish turn off his internet
23:22:00 <philosopher{[x]}> no i reckon he heads to his local rsl already, i heard there having parmagina apparantly
23:22:00 <Serenity> nevs philosopher{[x]} is from another country hence why he types likea drunk toddler
23:22:00 <Serenity> the rest of them are ice heads
23:22:00 <dematerialised> being from the middle east isn't an excuse
23:22:00 <Kynetic> i tried smoking ice
23:22:00 <dematerialised> beehhh is just mentally stunted
23:22:00 <Kynetic> it just melted
23:22:00 <Kynetic> :(
23:22:00 <Serenity> lol Kynetic
23:22:00 <Kynetic> i dont get what the big deal is
23:22:00 <philosopher{[x]}> i lived in aust from 96-07 then i just got deported cause of my ex
23:22:00 <Kynetic> i have a shitload of ice in my freezer
23:22:00 <Kynetic> noone ever calls the cops on me tho
23:23:00 <dematerialised> the last pussy you had cost u a deportation beehhh
23:23:00 <Clarkson> once i drank a chicks piss in bed we were both speeding wtih some aussie skank from lilydale
23:23:00 <dematerialised> everyone knows that
23:23:00 <Kynetic> Clarkson you had a bed in your car?
23:23:00 <philosopher{[x]}> indeed it was a true statement, wasnt good either mate
23:23:00 <Clarkson> yeah if it's a second penis abnormality, probably smaller is better
23:24:00 <philosopher{[x]}> perhaps it was my luck not to get the godlen archer there
23:24:00 <philosopher{[x]}> not everyone's a lucky in a lucky-country
23:24:00 <philosopher{[x]}> come bhutan im going
23:25:00 <dematerialised> i dunno, seeing there is a connection between his last straight root and his deportation, by his own words
23:26:00 <dematerialised> i reckon he might have deserved it
23:26:00 <couleurs> he's the worst
23:27:00 <dematerialised> not entirely convinced he isn't a criminal
23:27:00 <Mae-Pai> dude, he's a 3rd world guy, of course he's a fucking criminal;p
23:28:00 <dematerialised> i mean you have to fuck up pretty bad to live here 11 years, THEN get deported
23:28:00 <Clarkson> 1 bad thing with living in the country = shit service for phone/internet
23:28:00 <dematerialised> alarm bells are ringing
23:28:00 <couleurs> he burnt down his flat
23:28:00 <couleurs> insurance fraud
23:28:00 <couleurs> he's a psychopath
23:29:00 <faux> lol do we really believe mu h of
23:29:00 <faux> much of what he says*
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> next?
23:29:00 <dematerialised> i dunno, he's sticking to his story pretty good for a liar
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol… my screen hadn’t moved since 10.30
23:30:00 <faux> sometimes i feel like hes just stolen some dudes identity and jusy posgs m
23:30:00 <faux> fucl
23:30:00 <faux> i cNt type
23:30:00 <dematerialised> someone call an ambo, faux is having an aneurysm
23:30:00 <faux> and just posts the pics in here *
23:30:00 <faux> lol
23:31:00 <faux> im typing sideways on my phone cos im being lazy
23:31:00 <faux> i clearly suck at it
23:31:00 <dematerialised> clearly
23:31:00 <Mae-Pai> oh crap, i missed snoopys_gunship........i was gonna flash him when i got home
23:31:00 <faux> yep
23:31:00 <faux> pk
23:31:00 <faux> ok
23:31:00 <dematerialised> i wish you would flash magnesium in your eyeballs Mae-Pai
23:31:00 <faux> lol
23:31:00 <faux> im sure other opportunities will arise 2 be a sluz
23:32:00 <dematerialised> that reminds me, in the new mad max, when the chick says "schlanger"
23:32:00 <dematerialised> i cringed
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> flash what exactly
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:33:00 <dematerialised> like, i don't think that was neccesary to advance the plot
23:33:00 <dematerialised> at all
23:33:00 <Mae-Pai> the new mad max didn't do it for me much, the originals were heaps better
23:33:00 <dematerialised> correct Mae-Pai
23:33:00 <dematerialised> 1 and 2 were amazeballs
23:33:00 <couleurs> yeah it sucked
23:33:00 <dematerialised> 3 was just a writeoff
23:33:00 <Mae-Pai> yeah they were heaps ace
23:34:00 <couleurs> feminist overload
23:34:00 <dematerialised> i don't know why people said the new one was about feminism
23:34:00 <faux> cos schlanger
23:34:00 <couleurs> probably because mad max wasn't even the main character
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> because some women were being strong and not taking shit
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> so obv feminism
23:35:00 <dematerialised> all i know is that tom hardy is a shit mad max, and immortan joe was awesome
23:35:00 <Mae-Pai> yeah pussy guys with no nads can't handle that;p
23:35:00 <couleurs> only cool thing about it was the guitar guy
23:35:00 <dematerialised> fuck Mae-Pai I want to punch you in the throat so bad
23:35:00 <Clarkson> what a petulant, sensitive fucking sook
23:35:00 <faux> lmao
23:36:00 <couleurs> 4 female brides out of 10
23:36:00 <dematerialised> don't you mean 4 out of 5
23:36:00 <dematerialised> :P
23:36:00 <dematerialised> one is a pancake bride
23:36:00 <couleurs> NO!!!!!!!!!!
23:37:00 <dematerialised> all im saying is they should have just CG'd in Mel Gibson from Mad Max 2
23:37:00 <dematerialised> and not had Tom Hardly-Acting
23:37:00 <couleurs> Mad Max Feminist Road: Charlize Theron Shaves Her Head Again and Drives a Big Truck for No Reason
23:37:00 <dematerialised> tom hardy's career started and ended with Dark Knight Rises
23:37:00 <couleurs> agreed he blows
23:38:00 <couleurs> just good at grunting
23:38:00 <dematerialised> agreed +2
23:38:00 <couleurs> and working out
23:38:00 <dematerialised> infact fuck it, Fury Road was meant to be in the future
23:38:00 <dematerialised> they should have just had old mel gibson
23:39:00 <dematerialised> it would have been fine
23:39:00 <couleurs> yea
23:39:00 <couleurs> they don't like him tho cos he hates jews
23:39:00 <couleurs> i heard there's a lot of them in the movie business!!!!!!
23:39:00 <dematerialised> haah
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah… doco about giving up all consuming stuff…. + enviro….
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> couldn’t do it
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> zero impact on the enviro.
23:40:00 <couleurs> but leo finally got his oscar so maybe mel will get to make another movie before he dies
23:40:00 <dematerialised> i watched the revenant last night
23:40:00 <dematerialised> it was pretty good
23:40:00 <dematerialised> not amazing tbh
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish he fucking dies in the revenant
23:41:00 <couleurs> yea it's good but overrated
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was the worst movie ever
23:41:00 <dematerialised> internet just lost their shit because their favourite meme won a logie
23:41:00 <Clarkson> fap in the shower cunt
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> AS FUCKING IF he would have survived the shit he wen through
23:41:00 <Clarkson> pretty fucked up shit
23:41:00 <couleurs> and his worst performance to get 1 2
23:41:00 <couleurs> he was good in wolf of wall street
23:41:00 <dematerialised> havent seen that
23:42:00 <dematerialised> i probably should
23:42:00 <couleurs> it's pretty good
23:42:00 <couleurs> but too long
23:42:00 <couleurs> like 3 hours
23:42:00 <dematerialised> ok maybe not
23:42:00 <dematerialised> my attention span doesnt last that long
23:42:00 <dematerialised> unless its star wars
23:42:00 <couleurs> but it's got heaps of montages
23:42:00 <couleurs> half of it is like a music video
23:43:00 <couleurs> about drugs and money
23:43:00 <dematerialised> lol
23:43:00 <couleurs> and hoes
23:43:00 <couleurs> i give it a 7 leo's out of a 10 oscar's
23:43:00 <dematerialised> interesting
23:44:00 <couleurs> worth watching
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:44:00 <dematerialised> but you said it was three hours and i've already decided it isn't star wars
23:44:00 <dematerialised> your argument is flawed
23:44:00 <couleurs> 8)
23:44:00 <dematerialised> i will take it under advisement
23:45:00 <Serenity> http://www.googlefeud.com/
23:46:00 <Mae-Pai> np:time bandits - i'm only shooting love
23:49:00 <dematerialised> i hate it when you fap, and then 5 minutes later your balls decide there's a bit more jizz that needs to leak out
23:49:00 <dematerialised> its rather inconvenient to have to change underwear every time
23:55:00 <couleurs> now that's a spicy meatbole
23:55:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/E3XDCzS.jpg
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> question: could you use reuseable wrags for toilet paper
23:58:00 <British^Meat> wrags?
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> rags
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