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07:00 <NudePotSmoker> hi
07:00 <NudePotSmoker> havin a billy
10:00 <Trevor> NudePotSmoker, ur lying u dont have a billy
14:00 <NudePotSmoker> i do i got a good one. about to wash it out with metho
14:00 <NudePotSmoker> and salt
14:00 <Trevor> prove it
14:00 <NudePotSmoker> pic with gps in meta??
14:00 <Trevor> yep
14:00 <NudePotSmoker> k
15:00 <NudePotSmoker> i live out at area 51, nevada test range.
15:00 <Trevor> oh same
15:00 <Trevor> nice spot aye
16:00 <NudePotSmoker> fk yer out near S4 actually. nice tucked intoi the mountain u see. private n stuff
17:00 <Trevor> yeah and so many men in uniform at close proximity to satisfy your homosexual desires
17:00 <NudePotSmoker> yer fukn go out to s4 for a bit., then have a coupla billies before we go out on the bus over the hill and urrr. go out over the mountains for a bit and then go catch up wiff my mates at the airbase there. and have a few billies
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> sadly, it’s not pot you’ve been smoking. Time to put the ice pipe down!
18:00 <Trevor> dont mind kate shes just a fat slut
18:00 <Trevor> prob your type of girl aye
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is a fat slut. I’m not.
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> or maybe your ‘wife’ is a fat slut?
19:00 <British^Meat> lol
19:00 <Trevor> ur lying. u dont know what a fat slut is
19:00 <British^Meat> Trevor is so shit
19:00 <Clarkson> [08:24:21] i wonder if shes got a really nice box to make up for her lack of tits
19:00 <British^Meat> ahah
20:00 <Trevor> brb snorting heroin
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> please snort too much
21:00 <GoldSpade> stupid little dumbass
21:00 <NudePotSmoker> fuck i havent done the ice for 3 months mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
21:00 <GoldSpade> bit cold for ice
21:00 <GoldSpade> maybe when it warms up a bit
21:00 <NudePotSmoker> no, your head would cook
21:00 <NudePotSmoker> in the summer
22:00 <NudePotSmoker> ice is for cold conditions
22:00 <NudePotSmoker> nothing like sweating all that shit out in 35 degree heat
22:00 <Clarkson> well fucking go to bed then Daniel 
23:00 <GoldSpade> ice makes your eye balls pop out after awhile.
23:00 <GoldSpade> so you better watch that
24:00 <GoldSpade> same people are on here from 15 years ago
25:00 <GoldSpade> I just got back on my self recently
25:00 <faux> ok
25:00 <GoldSpade> same ops
25:00 <GoldSpade> same nick names
25:00 <GoldSpade> its all the same
26:00 <NudePotSmoker> yes i was here consisently from 1997 - 2007 then recent
26:00 <GoldSpade> were you in rehab
26:00 <NudePotSmoker> in the brisbane channel really
26:00 <NudePotSmoker> yes i went to rehab but not like stayover shit
27:00 <faux> ok
27:00 <NudePotSmoker> it woulda been a whinge and a cry and a boo-hoo to shrinks and cannabis support group[s 
28:00 <GoldSpade> I imagine cannabis support groups more like bookies hey
30:00 <GoldSpade> cheapest gear and all that
31:00 <Trevor> ur lying uve never even heard of rehab
31:00 <Trevor> lolololololololol etc.
34:00 <NudePotSmoker> its a dumbass whingy pissy cry baby group
35:00 <NudePotSmoker> well, cos i went there like a crybaby
39:00 <Trevor> and something like 95% of them all relapse
39:00 <Trevor> meanwhile fuckwits like kate seem to think it isnt an advocate for religion and is an important community service
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> english please
45:00 <Trevor> Did you mean "nigga please"?
51:00 <NudePotSmoker> any godaddy niggas here running google analytics?
15:00 <omghi2u> good grief
15:00 <omghi2u> I don't think I've been in here in ten years, yet still remember some names
15:00 <omghi2u> astonishing
15:00 <British^Meat> cum
15:00 <omghi2u> speaking of one of the names I recognise
17:00 <Maurice> I bet you were here yesterday
17:00 <Maurice> FUCKER
18:00 <Trevor> yes but it feels like 10 years
18:00 <Trevor> i have a very intense life
25:00 <Trevor> hi beehhh i havent seen u 4 over 10 years
26:00 <beehhh> just cause i was busy wanking
29:00 <Trevor> hawt
16:00 <Trevor> https://www.facebook.com/jacksonodohertyvideos/videos/858498544295319/
52:00 <TheRiddler> watching the burma special
53:00 <TheRiddler> top gear
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol at the horse riding scene
54:00 <TheRiddler> they zoom in on the horse's semi
25:00 <SockzieNoble> maurice
16:00 <zaim> http://i.imgur.com/1BTHlNW.gifv
06:00 <morgoth> Looks like turnbull cooked his goose
16:00 <nevs> morning all
43:00 <morgoth>  Well thats just great, the us took over my country using terminators against the police and forcing prince harry to work at mcdonalds
48:00 <thestig> so dead in here
51:00 <nevs> yea its early i guess
03:00 <NightDemon> thestig
19:00 <thestig> limpy
19:00 <ShadowLurker> forky
21:00 <thestig> hi sporketh
22:00 <thestig> to spork or not to spork
43:00 <faux> lllol
25:00 <shok> hi all, anybody on?
26:00 <embri0n> kind of 
26:00 <shok> pretty quiet eh?
27:00 <embri0n> yep 
32:00 <embri0n> syd?
32:00 <shok> sydney
32:00 <embri0n> ah 
32:00 <shok> :)
41:00 <mib_e01gk9> hi all
49:00 <morgoth> http://i.imgur.com/35HWpp3.jpg
51:00 <Qbert> rly?
56:00 <Serenity> god that guy is a dumb fuck
58:00 <NightDemon> who
59:00 <ShadowLurker> most of them
02:00 <NightDemon> blah blh blah
07:00 <Gribble> hi all, hows things?
56:00 <Floss> So tiring being awake for 2 whole hours
31:00 <THE^DONALD> YOU FUCKING WHORE.
31:00 <THE^DONALD> YOU'RE SUCH A WHORE.
32:00 <THE^DONALD> YOU FUCKING WHORRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
32:00 <THE^DONALD> IM A SEX LEGEND
32:00 <THE^DONALD> FUCKIN U LIKE I INJECTED EPHEDRINE
33:00 <THE^DONALD> NOTHINS EFFECTIN MY ERECTION
33:00 <THE^DONALD> UNLESS UR COMPLEXION IS INFECTED SKIN
37:00 <Skirmish> I get the impression that you get rejected a LOT.
37:00 <THE^DONALD> AUSTNET IS FULL OF VAGINA PREDATORS AND LEBANEZE DOGS
37:00 <NightDemon> big boi skirmish
37:00 <NightDemon> look at the clwon
37:00 <NightDemon> skirmish the clown
38:00 <Skirmish> Joel that lives with his mummy and daddy. Big boi Joel.
38:00 <THE^DONALD> skirmish works for OneSteel
38:00 <THE^DONALD> Joel is a lozer also
38:00 <Skirmish> I thought I got fired from onesteel for stinking?
38:00 <NightDemon> Skirmish doesn't even know who hes one about
38:00 <NightDemon> Such a child
38:00 <THE^DONALD> where mandyjane fucking faggot
39:00 <Skirmish> I don't know where she is. Why would I know?
40:00 <THE^DONALD> i thought u like stalk her cause your tryin to rape her
40:00 <NightDemon> Skirmish the Rapist.
41:00 <kulganis> I am the great kulganis
41:00 <kulganis> Lord Kulganis
41:00 <Skirmish> LOL
41:00 <THE^DONALD> i know a sick song for piggyjane
42:00 <THE^DONALD> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w6s1M43eUE
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: NECRO - "WHORE" ft. Joey Silvera Views: 16,826 Uploader: NECRO VIDEO Uploaded: Apr 13, 2011 Duration: 4m7s Rating: 4.70
44:00 <Skirmish> I think you are more interested in her than I ever was mentalson.
45:00 <NightDemon> Skirmish what skirt are you wearing today
45:00 <THE^DONALD> i call her a whore
45:00 <Clarkson> i was a dick
45:00 <THE^DONALD> you call her Darling
45:00 <Skirmish> I didn't call her at all.
45:00 <THE^DONALD> but u love her 
46:00 <NightDemon> u r a joke
46:00 <Skirmish> Do you intentionally take discussions back to a early primary school level?
46:00 <THE^DONALD> yea ur constant sexual overtures to her
46:00 <THE^DONALD> i know wats goin on, fagget
46:00 <NightDemon> known since day one
47:00 <THE^DONALD> Skirmish how his job is going at newcastle hotel as security guard part time rapist
47:00 <Skirmish> Newcastle Hotel?
47:00 <THE^DONALD> or whatever
47:00 <THE^DONALD> i have it written down somewhere
47:00 <Skirmish> I don't work at any hotels.
48:00 <Skirmish> lol you've got some terrible information written down then. Do you mean where I trolled Jerome and Screws into thinking I worked?
48:00 <THE^DONALD> King St 
48:00 <THE^DONALD> Hotel
49:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, I don't work there and never have. That was just a fun troll of the above two gents who latched hold of it.
50:00 <Skirmish> Feel free to contact them and ask just like screws did if you like. My name is Marcus. Tell them how bad Marcus is.
50:00 <THE^DONALD> i thought it was to impress MJ
50:00 <THE^DONALD> with your sick credentials
50:00 <THE^DONALD> MJ didnt even go for it lol
50:00 <Skirmish> I wasn't even aware that she still used irc.
50:00 <THE^DONALD> oh she does man
51:00 <Skirmish> Well there you go. You know more about her than I do.
51:00 <THE^DONALD> she wants u bad
51:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I get that a lot.
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> hello faggots
51:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and Skirmish
51:00 <THE^DONALD> also you didnt troll anyoe
51:00 <THE^DONALD> so dont make up the lie you were trolling
51:00 <Skirmish> Hey there WiDe^AnGeL.
52:00 <Skirmish> What would you call it then?
52:00 <THE^DONALD> u were trying to impress maryjane with your job
52:00 <Skirmish> I baited two peanut brained clowns into thinking I worked at a location where I don't?
52:00 <THE^DONALD> no
52:00 <THE^DONALD> to impress MJ
52:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> why would anyone try to impress maryjane
52:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> lol
53:00 <THE^DONALD> ask skirmish that
53:00 <THE^DONALD> he wanted her pussy
53:00 <Skirmish> How would I impress her if I didn't even know if she was online?
53:00 <THE^DONALD> like many others on here
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nobody wants her festy fuck hole
53:00 <Skirmish> I think you are just very confused mentalson.
53:00 <THE^DONALD> skirmish did lol
53:00 <THE^DONALD> but he was rejected
54:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you have a wild imagination
54:00 <THE^DONALD> nope
54:00 <Skirmish> Lucky I had my current wife to call back on to help me deal with the rejection of a retard that abuses her child with drugs.
54:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
54:00 <Skirmish> I don't know how I would have survived otherwise.
54:00 <THE^DONALD> he tried to wine and dine her with his shit credentials. mandyjane normally goes for that 
54:00 <Clarkson> and fuck off to where?
55:00 <Skirmish> Whatever has broken your brain mentalson has sure led to some wild versions of reality. Must be an interesting life you live.
56:00 <THE^DONALD> see at the time Skirmish he was single
56:00 <THE^DONALD> had no wife
56:00 <THE^DONALD> whom is a bush pig
56:00 <THE^DONALD> so there was much time on irc austnet to find fat sluts
56:00 <faux> THE^DONALD
56:00 <Skirmish> Is that right? So mandyjane was around 7 years ago? Wow times flies I thought it was only 1-2 years ago.
56:00 <faux> you have 6 lines left
57:00 <THE^DONALD> faux
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> You have 5 lines left, THE^DONALD
57:00 <THE^DONALD> is
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> You have 4 lines left, THE^DONALD
57:00 <THE^DONALD> a
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> You have 3 lines left, THE^DONALD
57:00 <THE^DONALD> fag
57:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> You have 2 lines left, THE^DONALD
57:00 <THE^DONALD> lebaneze
57:00 <THE^DONALD> pig
57:00 <faux> lmao
57:00 <Skirmish> script king.
57:00 <THE^DONALD> lol
57:00 <faux>  /chanop ban #Melbourne THE^DONALD boom
57:00 <faux> oh
57:00 <THE^DONALD> skirmish tried to rape manydjane but failed
57:00 <THE^DONALD> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
58:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> woops
58:00 <faux> yeah thats not gonna be a good script if they do that
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <Skirmish> lol well done putting a script together that quickly.
58:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i did it last night
59:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> easy to fix, just need a timer
59:00 <Skirmish> I wonder what new version of reality he will come back with next time.
59:00 <Doodle> i did it last night too
59:00 <Doodle> by it i mean had a wank
59:00 <Skirmish> NightDemon = Joel/Kuniva/closet homo too if you wanted to finish the cleanup faux.
00:00 <Doodle> ffs i am sick of hearing disturbed bastardising the sound of silence
00:00 <Doodle> if you have no talent dont ruin other peoples songs
00:00 <Skirmish> OO AH AH AH AH
00:00 <Skirmish> They have a pretty generic sound don't they.
01:00 <Doodle> they sound like nickelback
01:00 <Skirmish> I don't see that link, but ok.
01:00 <Doodle> i meant from a normal person's point of view
02:00 <Doodle> i just went and looked at the most beautiful alfa
02:00 <Skirmish> Watched youtube vid this morning highlighting the stupidity of another youtuber that did a video on creating a 'home made air con' and used dry ice in it so essentially it pumped CO2 into the room.
02:00 <Doodle> such a shame it has the wrong enging in it
02:00 <Doodle> *engine
02:00 <Skirmish> Air Con/Suicide machine. Same thing in his mind I suppose.
03:00 <Skirmish> There aren't many nice looking Alfa's. What model is it?
03:00 <Doodle> gt
03:00 <Doodle> lol arent that many nice looking alfas
03:00 <Doodle> theyre beautiful
03:00 <Skirmish> I haven't seen many nice ones.
03:00 <faux> he hasnt done anything Skirmish i cant just ban people for existing
03:00 <faux> or you wouldn't be here
03:00 <faux> lol jk
04:00 <Doodle> you havent looked very hard, all old alfas used to be hand made aluminium like ferraris
04:00 <NightDemon> no Skirmish I am not kuniva, clown
04:00 <Skirmish> Isn't Joel perm banned? He's ban evading. Reason provided.
04:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> my cruiser weighs twelve thousand kilograms
04:00 <Doodle> one of these Skirmish
04:00 <Doodle> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iyZT4rZmGsI/maxresdefault.jpg
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> looks like a chinese R8
05:00 <Doodle> it looks nothing like an r8
05:00 <Skirmish> That doesn't look like an R8 ...
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> er
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i dont know why i said R8
05:00 <faux> thats a nice fence 
05:00 <faux> beautiful symmetry
05:00 <faux> crisp.
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> veyron
05:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: That just reminds me of a 2dr holden astra.
05:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> clearly
06:00 <Doodle> anyway we can't all have good taste in cars so your opinions on its looks are irrelevant
06:00 <faux> lol.
06:00 <Doodle> i'm srsly thinking of getting an alfa or a saab next
06:00 <Doodle> fkn bargains
07:00 <faux> im seriously thinking of farting into a bottle and throwing it at the children downstairs 
07:00 <Skirmish> lol video it please
07:00 <Skirmish> Not the farting part ... the smashing of the bottle and the children running and screaming POOOO IT STINKS!
08:00 <faux> sif id throw a glass bottle at kids
08:00 <Skirmish> weak
08:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: This is Alfa to me. Sad faced cars. http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Alfa-Romeo-166-1999/SSE-AD-3883120/?Cr=2
08:00 <faux> i am not that horrible 
08:00 <faux> alright im off
08:00 <faux> to do nothing
08:00 <faux> adiis
08:00 <faux> adios*
09:00 <Skirmish> What engine are you looking for? Most of the ones n car sales are 1.4/1.8l
09:00 <Doodle> that alfa is beautiful compared to an audi a4
09:00 <Doodle> 3.2
09:00 <Doodle> i found one with 45,000kms $14k
09:00 <Doodle> the one here is 25,000kms $16k
09:00 <Doodle> but its a twin spark
10:00 <Skirmish> http://carsales.li.csnstatic.com/carsales/car/private/cp5700516380543921739.jpg?aspect=FitWithinNoPad&height=700&width=1050
11:00 <Skirmish> Lot of KM's though for $15k
11:00 <Doodle> that
11:00 <Doodle> is revolting
11:00 <Doodle> http://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/_/OAG-AD-12660327
12:00 <Doodle> that is more like it
12:00 <Skirmish> That is a good price for the km.
12:00 <Doodle> 2rite
13:00 <Skirmish> I think it's just the front end that turns me off. I don't like the grill. Ignoring that the car has nice lines.
13:00 <Doodle> you can't see the grille from the driver's seat
14:00 <Skirmish> Getting the subaru looked at on Thursday. K got rear ended by a 4WD. Only a scratch on the bumper externally but I am hoping it bent the car. Already looking at new cars lo.
14:00 <Skirmish> lol*
14:00 <Doodle> subarus are built like brick dunnies
15:00 <Skirmish> She was stopped at a round-about and got hit hard enough to push her forward even with the brakes on. Only a 50km/h zone.
15:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I am expecting to be told that it just needs a new bumper and some extra spraying to blend it to the rest of the car. I can hope though. There's not much boot in them.
17:00 <Skirmish> She wants a Forester if she has to replace. I can deal with that. Will just get a GT.
18:00 <Doodle> bit pricey 
19:00 <Skirmish> Won't be going new.
22:00 <Skirmish> If I can pick up a straight body/interior with good running gear for $10k I will put a new engine in.
24:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i wish i had a straight body
24:00 <Floss> Hey son, you're a disapointment to your parents, who I FUCKED
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> wild
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> Floss send me chocolate please
25:00 <Floss> I made butter cupcakes last night
25:00 <Floss> I pureed mixed berries into the icing
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> are they delicious?
26:00 <Floss> So it's pink byttercream berry icing yumm
26:00 <Floss> I'm supposed to make brownies aswell but cbfed
27:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i should do this
27:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i should just buy cake things and make cakes all day
27:00 <Serenity> god i want cake
28:00 <Serenity> cheesecake
28:00 <Doodle> i just bought one from the cheesecake shop
29:00 <Doodle> baked american just like snoop
29:00 <Doodle> and raspberries and strawbs 2 go with it
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nom
30:00 <kulganis> I am the great kulganis
30:00 <kulganis> Lord Kulganis
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> no you aren't
30:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> don't lie
30:00 <Serenity> hnngg
30:00 <Serenity> i had celebration sushi for lunch
31:00 <Doodle> its for mums bday i prolly wont eat any of it
31:00 <Serenity> aw
32:00 <Serenity> go onn have some for me
32:00 <Doodle> u cant make me
32:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that guy was trying to crack onto me
33:00 <Serenity> i bet i could
33:00 <Floss> I love baked cheesecake
33:00 <Doodle> NO SHUT UP
34:00 <Floss> Non baked is ok but baked is way better
34:00 <Doodle> i agree
34:00 <Doodle> same with cheesecakes
34:00 <Floss> Haha
34:00 <Floss> Watching wilfred baked was delightful
43:00 <faux> where the boobs at
44:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
45:00 <faux> hallo
47:00 <Floss> What kind of racial slang is a spick?
47:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> hispanic
47:00 <Floss> Oh ok
47:00 <faux> also
47:00 <faux> leb christians call muslims spicks
48:00 <faux> idk why but its really offensive
50:00 <Qbert> spick plick or pricks
50:00 <Doodle> WHERE DA PUSSY PRODUCTS AT
53:00 <faux> aisle 3
54:00 <Doodle> BOKAY
54:00 <Floss> Lol my dog brought the neighbour's her fave toy and is crying at the door
54:00 <Floss> They are across the road
55:00 <Floss> THEY DONT CARE
55:00 <NightDemon> cunts.
56:00 <NightDemon> u are in your right mind to go have it out with em
03:00 <Floss> They drive a cruze they've been punished enough
06:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> controversial
09:00 <Floss> I think I am more cupcake than human
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i wish i was
09:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i can smell them now
10:00 <Floss> Did you make some
10:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> no
11:00 <Floss> You must!
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> but that means actually getting off my ass and going and getting some mix
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> efforrrrrt
14:00 <Trevor> e is for effort
14:00 <Trevor> it comes after my d
16:00 <Floss> I made them cause I was too stingy to pay 10 bucks for 4 cupcakes
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah im meant to be stingy too
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i am poor
17:00 <Floss> It would be better if we didn't need to eat
17:00 <Floss> I'd have way more money
18:00 <CeanBurd> Just food would make a big enough difference
19:00 <faux> i just want a big fuck off donut with pink icing and sprinkles
19:00 <CeanBurd> We could eat sunlight like plants
19:00 <faux> :'(
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i would be ok with becoming a plant
19:00 <CeanBurd> Maccas would have them?
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> as long as it's something like a jarrah tree
19:00 <CeanBurd> Pussywillow
19:00 <faux> maccas do donuts??
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> im not sure if thats a plant or autocorrect
19:00 <CeanBurd> I'd be corn. I don't know why
20:00 <CeanBurd> Cause I'm husky
20:00 <Trevor> u r wot u eat
20:00 <CeanBurd> Faux mccafe
20:00 <faux> oh
20:00 <CeanBurd> I think I've seen them there
20:00 <faux> oo they deliver 
20:00 <CeanBurd> I'm a genius
21:00 <CeanBurd> Phone autocorrected from genious so prob not
21:00 <faux> lnao
21:00 <faux> lmao*
22:00 <Trevor> bbl making fruit & nut choc
22:00 <Serenity> mcdonals cafe do doughnuts
22:00 <Serenity> and cheesecake
22:00 <Serenity> and a whole bunch of nom
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <TheRon> rather have a abeer
24:00 <CeanBurd> Abeer sounds hot
24:00 <TheRon> ice cold
24:00 <CeanBurd> Like an underwear model from india
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> are indian underwear models hot?
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i need to see examples
25:00 <TheRon> plus size?
26:00 <TheRon> is this like your "need" to know how women urinate?
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> very much so
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i am a consumer of information
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i thirst for knowledge
26:00 <TheRon> if you stick food up your butt, will you crap out of your mouth?
27:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> no, because there are sphincters and muscles which stop that
27:00 <TheRon> damn it south park got it wrong
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> speaking of poop though
28:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> time to go get nachos
28:00 <faux> mmm
28:00 <faux> want
28:00 <TheRon> what about a taco that poops ice cream?
28:00 <CeanBurd> Husband watched me pee in the shower the other night
29:00 <nevs> hot
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <nevs> also hi all
29:00 <nevs> lol
29:00 <faux> did u pee on him
29:00 <faux> hi
30:00 <TheRon> is this a fetish??
30:00 <CeanBurd> No I  could have though
30:00 <zaim> you're a fetish.
30:00 <CeanBurd> He was curious
30:00 <CeanBurd> We usually shower together lol he gets upset when I pee on him
30:00 <TheRon> im thinking abou taking up cycling, i'm bike curious
31:00 <nevs> its only a matter of time before he wants you to bang him with a dilso
31:00 <nevs> dildo
31:00 <CeanBurd> I do it as much as possible
33:00 <TheRon> dildo and that song white flag
36:00 <THE^DONALD> ayo 
37:00 <zaim> we dont like ur kind around here
37:00 <THE^DONALD> im shreddin up yor stomach
37:00 <TheRon> now no w scooter he ain't hurting no one
38:00 <THE^DONALD> im shreddin up yor stomach as a bunch organizes puncturing a TON OF BLOOD IS PLUMMETTING IN BUCKETS FROM THE BLUDGEONING
44:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vw6ED7zIVE
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: TEENS REACT TO STONER SLOTH (Marijuana PSA) Views: 412,225 Uploader: Fine Brothers Entertainment Uploaded: Apr 17, 2016 Duration: 9m15s Rating: 4.62
04:00 <kulganis> Bow to your all might leader.
04:00 <kulganis> I am Lord Kulganis
05:00 <kulganis> The All mighty and powerful kulganis
05:00 <TheRon> ahh no Peg!!
20:00 <TheRon> 520!
20:00 <TheRiddler> keep forgetting my microsoft account has the dp of dog fort lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> hai akillyia
32:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
32:00 <amelia> hai fwend how you
33:00 <TheRiddler> sickly
33:00 <TheRiddler> you?
36:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aTx-7bFRN8
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: "Achmed's 'lame' dog" | Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos Views: 948,076 Uploader: Jeff Dunham Uploaded: Nov 11, 2015 Duration: 4m1s Rating: 4.92
36:00 <amelia> aw wots wrong
36:00 <nevs> cant stand that guy
36:00 <TheRiddler> cold
36:00 <nevs> hey amelia
36:00 <nevs> sgarnon TheRiddler
37:00 <amelia> wots crackalackin Neville
37:00 <nevs> not much
37:00 <nevs> my arms gone really red
37:00 <TheRon> neville fucking bartos
37:00 <nevs> ha
37:00 <nevs> no cash here
37:00 <TheRon> comin' after you buddy
37:00 <amelia> why your arm all red
38:00 <amelia> Chinese burns
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <Doodle> me arrrrrrrrrrrms are seepin bloody blood all over the stage
39:00 <nevs> haha nah
39:00 <nevs> new in k
39:00 <nevs> havent kept enough cream on it
40:00 <TheRiddler> https://youtu.be/GBvfiCdk-jc?t=47
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: "Meet Achmed the Dead Terrorist" | Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity Views: 2,142,719 Uploader: Jeff Dunham Uploaded: Jan 28, 2015 Duration: 4m54s Rating: 4.85
40:00 <TheRiddler> this what I got akillyia from
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <amelia> has you got lotsa tattoos
42:00 <nevs> yea a few
43:00 <TheRon> a hello kitty tattoo?
43:00 <nevs> ha no
43:00 <amelia> haha
44:00 <amelia> i will get one on my thigh that goes up to my hip once i am satisfied with my thighs
45:00 <nevs> got any?
45:00 <TheRon> getting that fat sucked right of there?
45:00 <amelia> zero
45:00 <amelia> i wouldn't want one anywhere else
46:00 <amelia> no i jus tryna get them nice n tight n toned n fit
46:00 <TheRon> i don't get attoos, all this pain for something you'll never see
46:00 <nevs> its really not that much pain
46:00 <amelia> i wouldn't bother with lipo thats the lazy way or the way for people who have done all they can but cant get their skin tight
46:00 <nevs> depending on where you get it
47:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of tattoo would you get?
47:00 <TheRon> i like coldplay, is that wrong?
47:00 <amelia> owl
47:00 <nevs> nice
47:00 <nevs> i have an owl tat
47:00 <nevs> on my leg
48:00 <TheRiddler> pix
48:00 <TheRon> a giggle and hoot tatt??
48:00 <TheRiddler> hooters
48:00 <TheRiddler> :p
48:00 <TheRon> who doesn;t love hooters
48:00 <nevs> sec
50:00 <amelia> ahahahaa
50:00 <amelia> show
50:00 <nevs> its not finnished
50:00 <nevs> https://igcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t51.2885-15/e15/11085127_391435247647938_1038058386_n.jpg
50:00 <nevs> needs to be shaded
50:00 <TheRon> a terminator owl, nice
51:00 <nevs> this is what i got yesterday arvo
51:00 <nevs> https://igcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e35/12907305_134397893628384_927934226_n.jpg
51:00 <TheRiddler> owl of the dead
51:00 <TheRon> game of owls
52:00 <TheRiddler> is that a buddah prayer 
52:00 <nevs> yep
52:00 <nevs> well, really just prayer hands theres just no cross on the beads
52:00 <TheRiddler> are you a buddist?
52:00 <amelia> they are nicr
52:00 <nevs> ta
52:00 <amelia> Skull owl
53:00 <TheRiddler> skowl
53:00 <TheRiddler> :p
53:00 <nevs> heading in for another next weekend
53:00 <nevs> anyone else got any?
53:00 <TheRiddler> got none
53:00 <TheRiddler> I would like 1 tho
54:00 <TheRiddler> like of a wolf or a crow
54:00 <TheRiddler> or both
54:00 <nevs> yea nice
54:00 <nevs> a crow would be sick
54:00 <TheRiddler> a crow with ruby eyes
54:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know where that is from
54:00 <nevs> i want to get this on my right leg
54:00 <nevs> https://igcdn-photos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t51.2885-15/e35/12144203_756852357777775_1062940856_n.jpg
54:00 <nevs> a painting my girl did
55:00 <AcidRain> SERENITY IS A FAT CUNT, BLUBBER, THE HUMAN BLOB. SERENITY IS A FAT CUNT, BLUBBER, THE HUMAN BLOB. SERENITY IS A FAT CUNT, BLUBBER, THE HUMAN BLOB. SERENITY IS A FAT CUNT, BLUBBER, THE HUMAN BLOB. SERENITY IS A FAT CUNT, BLUBBER, THE HUMAN BLOB. SERENITY IS A FAT CUNT, BLUBBER, THE HUMAN BLOB. SERENITY IS A FAT CUNT, BLUBBER, THE HUMAN BLOB. SERENITY IS A FAT CUNT, BLUBBER, THE HUMAN 
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55:00 <nevs> well damn
56:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/GPrsuBw
56:00 <TheRon> what about the appetite for destruction skull?
56:00 <amelia> that size n style but with owl n diff flowers n colours tho
56:00 <nevs> nice i like that
56:00 <amelia> your girl is clever
56:00 <nevs> good luck with getting ink on your hip bone ha
57:00 <amelia> ahaha it shall be painful i hear?
57:00 <nevs> mostly just the hip bone, the rest will be normal
57:00 <amelia> i am pretty OK with pain i should be fine
57:00 <nevs> yea its not that bad im told mostly just the ribs and kneecaps hurt the most
59:00 <amelia> I want to see more of your girls art
59:00 <DK> foot didn't hurt... shoulder blade.. fuck me.. that tickled. a lot. 
59:00 <nevs> yea i heard shoulder blade is bad too
00:00 <nevs> amelia she's pretty tallented, she has done a couple of me in all my glorly
00:00 <TheRiddler> would you get the tatts connected into a sleeve?
00:00 <nevs> like one of her pretty french women
00:00 <nevs> TheRiddler ive got too much random shit but i'll shade them in eventually
00:00 <TheRon> sophie marceau
00:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahahah
01:00 <amelia> Finger in your mouth?
01:00 <nevs> haha
01:00 <TheRiddler> paint me like 1 of your french girls
01:00 <TheRiddler> :p
01:00 <nevs> heres a quicky she did of me for christmas
01:00 <nevs> https://igcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t51.2885-15/e35/12362399_1555232638101173_367684138_n.jpg
01:00 <TheRon> ever seen the art film "french chicks in the nuddy"?
01:00 <amelia> aw she's super
02:00 <amelia> never heard of TheRon
02:00 <TheRon> very classy
03:00 <TheRon> a warren perso film
06:00 <nevs> its literally called that?
07:00 <nevs> in watching an american remale of das experiment atrm
07:00 <nevs> atm
08:00 <nevs> amelia https://igcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t51.2885-15/e15/1391180_1409610809272578_893952427_n.jpg
08:00 <nevs> its not the best pic tho
08:00 <nevs> it sits above the fireplace ha
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> in a nice wood frame?
09:00 <amelia> ahahhaa you rockin the crazy eyes
09:00 <nevs> haha
09:00 <nevs> nah but i should frame it
10:00 <TheRiddler> needs a star and sickle
10:00 <TheRiddler> :p
10:00 <nevs> haha ive been told that before
11:00 <nevs> https://igcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t51.2885-15/e15/12328262_243341202675848_175681339_n.jpg
11:00 <nevs> her most recent that she did for me
11:00 <TheRon> biggie or tupac?
11:00 <TheRiddler> or
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> I mean
12:00 <robot> hi its me robot
12:00 <nevs> haha
12:00 <nevs> sean price
12:00 <TheRiddler> It does look like biggie
13:00 <amelia> Ok it looks nothing like biggie
13:00 <amelia> and i mean nothing
13:00 <TheRon> i dare you to say biggie smalls into that painting 3 times
13:00 <TheRiddler> oh
13:00 <amelia> she is super talented
13:00 <robot> as if u would know amelia u like pop
13:00 <nevs> haha
14:00 <nevs> yea nothing like biggie
14:00 <nevs> she did a watercolour of biggie that as cool but she sold it
14:00 <amelia> robot i will push you in mud
14:00 <robot> k i will fart in ur car
14:00 <TheRiddler> mudcake
14:00 <TheRiddler> :p
15:00 <amelia> how dare you
18:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
21:00 <nevs> i cant stop listening to this new fat joe song
22:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6-5hWways0
22:00 <amelia> Do you like danger mouse
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Best Fails of the Week 2 April 2016 || "I Knew That Was a Bad Idea" by FailArmy Views: 2,859,668 Uploader: FailArmy Uploaded: Apr 15, 2016 Duration: 5m48s Rating: 4.87
23:00 <nevs> the only danger mouse i know is the old school cartoon?
23:00 <robot> hi colours
24:00 <couleurs> hi robo
24:00 <TheRon> BvB
24:00 <couleurs> hi Kenny Rongers
25:00 <amelia> here you go Neville https://youtu.be/OrBmEz-mEWE
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Omega Supreme Views: 33,249 Uploader: EvilKirra Uploaded: Jun 29, 2009 Duration: 5m4s Rating: 4.97
25:00 <nevs> oh what am i saying
25:00 <nevs> danger mouse
25:00 <nevs> yes
26:00 <nevs> he did some cool shit with c-lo
26:00 <Clarkson> stfu Tardo you cumstain on the ass of a homeless camel
26:00 <nevs> havent heard this though its nice
27:00 <couleurs> that monkey in japan started the earthquakes
27:00 <nevs> and danger doom
27:00 <TheRon> monkey magic
27:00 <robot> watching people hurt themselves makes me giggle
28:00 <amelia> CeeLo?
28:00 <nevs> yea from goodie mob
29:00 <amelia> CeeLo Green?
29:00 <nevs> yep yep
29:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGy4bmG5SJw
29:00 <nevs> classssssic
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Goodie Mob - Cell Therapy Views: 566,647 Uploader: GoodieMoBVEVO Uploaded: Feb 26, 2014 Duration: 4m21s Rating: 4.90
29:00 <amelia> I used to like him back in the day
29:00 <amelia> I have to find the song i liked
30:00 <TheRon> me and julio down by the schoolyard
30:00 <amelia> I didn't know he was part of this
30:00 <amelia> Thats nuts
30:00 <nevs> yep
30:00 <nevs> did a bit with outkast too
31:00 <TheRon> i grew up with the goodies
31:00 <amelia> do you like Zion I
31:00 <robot> that's because you like pop
32:00 <nevs> absolutely
32:00 <amelia> I'm gonna punch your head in
32:00 <robot> k
32:00 <amelia> ahahaha
32:00 <robot> i was like amelia tell me the top 50 pop songs rn 
32:00 <robot> she was like do u want that in alphabetical order
32:00 <amelia> and then i sat on yohr head
32:00 <amelia> and you died
33:00 <amelia> u r now d.e.d.
33:00 <amelia> go away ded person
33:00 <robot> :<
33:00 <robot> 2 far
33:00 <robot> jeez
33:00 <amelia> :(
34:00 <nevs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKO43xG66OI
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Goodie Mob - Soul Food Views: 192,281 Uploader: GoodieMoBVEVO Uploaded: Feb 26, 2014 Duration: 4m34s Rating: 4.91
35:00 <couleurs> TheRon: Jane Bunns Bongos
36:00 <amelia> so diff to gnarls barkley gig
37:00 <amelia> look how raw he was haha
37:00 <nevs> ha yea
37:00 <nevs> he was a bad man back then
37:00 <amelia> I like his beanie
39:00 <amelia> This might be too sissy for you
39:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/ZfCxnfvrWY0
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Anticipation Views: 594 Uploader: DL Incognito - Topic Uploaded: Nov 5, 2014 Duration: 4m45s Rating: 5.00
39:00 <couleurs> TheRon: BvB won 3-0 last night they got 41 goles in 20 matches
40:00 <TheRon> make up for the other
40:00 <couleurs> yes it was the worst loss in a long time, they were 3-1 up at ht and fucked it up bad
41:00 <couleurs> they were supposed to win the cup
41:00 <couleurs> now it looks like liverpool might
41:00 <TheRon> damn
42:00 <nevs> not bad
42:00 <couleurs> liverpool vs villareal and shaktar vs sevilla left 
43:00 <amelia> my friend of 10 years this is still our song haha
43:00 <couleurs> liverpool vs sevilla final i think ok 
43:00 <nevs> ha aww
43:00 <nevs> thats cute
43:00 <robot> you dont have any friends
43:00 <amelia> I DO SO
43:00 <amelia> he is my hip hop boy and always will be
43:00 <nevs> kinda sounds like promoe from looptroop
44:00 <amelia> oh you reckon
44:00 <couleurs> TheRon: Plays Ya Bets
44:00 <nevs> in a good way
44:00 <amelia> i don't agree but i dig promoe
44:00 <nevs> right on
44:00 <TheRon> dees?
44:00 <amelia> i used to like that bandit queen track haha
44:00 <amelia> By looptroop
44:00 <couleurs> Go Da Dees
45:00 <nevs> yea for sure
45:00 <nevs> i like these walls dont lie
46:00 <amelia> don't tell me you were a graffa running around listening to these walls don't lie
46:00 <nevs> haha nah
46:00 <amelia> graff anthem
46:00 <amelia> haha
46:00 <nevs> a lot of my friends do/did though
46:00 <amelia> good track
46:00 <nevs> hes a strange man in person lol
47:00 <nevs> he pinched my girls arse and she didnt tell me until the day after
47:00 <amelia> ohhhhh cheeky bastard
47:00 <amelia> show me your girlfriend
47:00 <nevs> haha ill skip that for now
47:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
48:00 <amelia> damn it
48:00 <couleurs> show me yours first......
48:00 <nevs> i almost said some dirty shit
48:00 <nevs> but im a good boy
48:00 <amelia> couleurs won't show me his leopard print wearing gf either
49:00 <couleurs> :))))))
50:00 <robot> colours pix
50:00 <robot> amelia pix also
51:00 <amelia> you seen plenty of mei
51:00 <robot> not in leopard print
51:00 <amelia> i do not wear leopard print
51:00 <amelia> Matthew would
51:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/eDDMW3L.gifv
52:00 <Matthew> excuse me... no I would not... only to a fancy dress party
52:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHHA the comments!
52:00 <robot> fancy dress party / work
52:00 <TheRon> rihan aaaaaaaaaa non
55:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/eaqGD5G.jpg
55:00 <couleurs> lmao
55:00 <Matthew> enough with your insulting comments
57:00 <robot> hey Matthew
58:00 <nevs> hahaha
58:00 <nevs> that pic
58:00 <Skirmish> Ok. Best place to buy a pre-built PC in Australia. Go. 
58:00 <couleurs> pc casegear
58:00 <couleurs> and done
58:00 <nevs> MSY
58:00 <nevs> pc casegear is expensive
58:00 <nevs> but they have sexy lian li cases
58:00 <Qbert> no it aint
59:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: i know this bloke..........
59:00 <Qbert> they're on par with other
59:00 <Qbert> with each*
59:00 <Qbert> perhaps
59:00 <nevs> in melb easily MSY
59:00 <couleurs> i worked there for a bit and still buy from them sometimes
59:00 <Qbert> umart are ok too
59:00 <couleurs> but msy if u ain't a pusy
59:00 <nevs> i get all my parts from msy
59:00 <nevs> yea
59:00 <nevs> i dont buy prebuilt
59:00 <Skirmish> nevs: I am in Newcastle. Dlink is my only local options that's not priced stupidly so just getting options. 
00:00 <nevs> ahh right on
00:00 <Skirmish> Last system was bought through IJK in Sydney. Drove down and picked it up. I chose the parts and for $50 they put it all together and tested it. 
00:00 <nevs> not confident assemling one yourself or just ceebs?
00:00 <Skirmish> That was ... 5 years ago. Gen 1 I7. 
00:00 <TheRon> my bro can build a computer so
00:00 <nevs> then again places like msy would assemble whatever parts you want for you
01:00 <Skirmish> I am on the fence at the moment between getting someone else to build or making it a project and building it myself. 
01:00 <TheRon> can you hear the drums fernando
01:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Why the fuck do fat teens wear short shorts and ride scooters like they're cool?
01:00 <nevs> yea tbh its not hard to assemble a pc yourself, used to be a pain in the arse getting the cpu in the mobo when there was pins now its just pads for most chips
01:00 <Skirmish> Part of me just thinks 'fuck it get someone else to do it'. 
01:00 <nevs> fair enough
02:00 <Matthew> my hands are small I know... but there not yours they are my ownnnn... and I am never brokennn... we are never brokennn
02:00 <couleurs> how much are you spending?
02:00 <ThirteenthOrder> nevs: Hey! Nothing wrong with pins on a Mobo! What about Heatsinks and Fans? Now there's the fuckover of any PC Builder. "Hey, I don't clip properly, fuck you, I snapped because I needed force and you gave me too much"
02:00 <nevs> haha
03:00 <nevs> heatsinks are a bastard to put on sometimes for sure
03:00 <Skirmish> I am thinking maybe water cooling for this new setup. 
03:00 <couleurs> new ones are easy, just 4 screws to a bracket
03:00 <couleurs> the old amd ones were annoying
04:00 <nevs> bigtime
04:00 <nevs> my i7 was easy
04:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Mine's 5 years old this year, I seriously need to upgrade...
04:00 <nevs> also
04:00 <nevs> actually the worst was getting old ide drives in
04:00 <couleurs> people used to break off the tabs they force them so hard
04:00 <nevs> thank fuck for ssd
04:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I just can't bring myself to part with my ram sticks though :'(
04:00 <nevs> bending cables and shit to slide ide in was killer
04:00 <couleurs> ya ide was annoying too
04:00 <nevs> ssd and windows 10 boots so fkn fast
05:00 <Matthew> you're nuttier than a Chinese Chicken Salad
05:00 <couleurs> yeah windows 10 with the new updates is really good now
05:00 <TheRon> cashew chicken?
05:00 <ThirteenthOrder> G.Skill Ripjaws X 16Gb DDR3 2133 OC (4x4g) <3
05:00 <nevs> i get like a 10 second boot
06:00 <couleurs> i got 32gb of rams!!!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <ThirteenthOrder> The fuckhead I asked to set my computer up set my SSD up as a Cache Drive... tried to tell me It was more important for the stability of someone who doesn't turn off their computer enough.
06:00 <couleurs> lol
06:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Only 32? NOT ENOUGH, PAY FOR 128GB! Lol
06:00 <Matthew> Collingwood by 68 on Anzac Day, everyone FYI
06:00 <nevs> haha
06:00 <nevs> thats silly
07:00 <nevs> theyre so cheap now too
07:00 <couleurs> i bought my ram and gfx card off amazon when our dollar was decent
07:00 <nevs> ugh
07:00 <nevs> i miss our dollar being good
07:00 <couleurs> 32gb of ddr 2400 for $220
07:00 <nevs> i bought so much shit from overseas when it was at parity
07:00 <couleurs> gtx 960 4gb for like $240 i think
08:00 <couleurs> ya 
08:00 <couleurs> sux now
08:00 <couleurs> 78 cents?????
08:00 <couleurs> what is this
08:00 <nevs> getting better!
08:00 <nevs> better than 68 not too long ago
08:00 <couleurs> yeah true
08:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I was chatting to someone who just put a computer together, dual CPU OC, Liquid Cooling, Single PSU and 2 Graphics (nfi why they didn't go 4 sli).. and then 64Gb ram... I'm like "What the fuck are you doing this for? you don't work, you game, but nothing where anyone else will see it, and you look at porn... this is a waste of money... you should be buying a love doll and accessories for 
08:00 <ThirteenthOrder> this amount of money"
09:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Then he's like "I'm studying to be a game developer".
09:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Fucking idiot.
09:00 <nevs> is 4 sli really necessary?
09:00 <nevs> keep in mind i dont game
09:00 <nevs> but i need to be able to render fast
09:00 <Trevor> hey no swearing on irc u cunt
09:00 <couleurs> lolol
09:00 <couleurs> those people are the worst
09:00 <nevs> i had an alienware pc about 5 years ago
09:00 <nevs> felt like the fucking man ha
10:00 <couleurs> look i need a 1000 watt power supply ok i'm gonna surf the internet real fast
10:00 <nevs> haha
10:00 <robot> has anyone seen amelia dance
10:00 <robot> she is the best
10:00 <Trevor> no swearing & no boobs
10:00 <Trevor> dicks ok
10:00 <Trevor> ok
10:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I really REALLY want one of those new Beef as fuck Nvidia cards for Rendering... Fuck yo 4k Render... I've a Horse outside...
10:00 <couleurs> no but we want to
10:00 <amelia> I like to dance all floppy-like
10:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Trevor: Tits out for the boys, tits out for the boys.
10:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Motherfucker.
10:00 <couleurs> sli is overrated for gaming unless you need 4k
10:00 <nevs> is there games in 4k now?
11:00 <nevs> im out the game loop
11:00 <couleurs> for rendering it depends on the card
11:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I don't get 4k gaming... I mean... VR, 144mhz screens... these are all fucking serious things to consider... 4k Gaming... what a crock of shit lol.
11:00 <Clarkson> had to call her h cos she had same name as the ex... fuck that was compliated to convince  the god one that yeah, cos im holding up a paper sAYING  LOOK HAYLEY NO HANDS, it was convining the other that i was referring to the other
11:00 <ThirteenthOrder> UHD 3D however... I can understand the need for 4k Gaming... but good fucking luck finding games to support it.
12:00 <thestig> ThirteenthOrder you are probably too old to really enjoy technology 
12:00 <nevs> yea true
12:00 <ThirteenthOrder> thestig: That's a lie.
12:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I enjoyed Macintosh SE running Carmen... nuff said... I'm an ACME Agent... brought the slut to justice... case closed.
12:00 <TheRon> i like beer sport and bobs
13:00 <couleurs> fifa 16 was 1 of the first 4k games i think (cos it's da best)
13:00 <ThirteenthOrder> FIFA SUCKS!
13:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I wanna play FIfA Corruption Simulator 2017.
13:00 <couleurs> me 2
14:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I heard they're putting a monetized mode in where you can earn money from bidding wars and swindling other players.
14:00 <couleurs> setup a kickstarter for it
14:00 <TheRon> how qatar got the world cup
15:00 <couleurs> Sim City 2022: Qatar
15:00 <ThirteenthOrder> couleurs: I'd do then, but then they'd expect me to follow through and not fuck off with the money... besides, there's no girls in my plan for the game... so Feminists will naturally spam me for being a woman basher...
15:00 <TheRon> yeah it;s not real
15:00 <couleurs> kill half the workforce in exchange for gold and you win the game
15:00 <ThirteenthOrder> At this rate, players will be kicking the ball around sand dunes and irradiated ruins.
16:00 <ThirteenthOrder> The only way to win is not to play.
16:00 <couleurs> speaking of Feminists............
16:00 <TheRon> russian potato fields
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> welcome back faggots
16:00 <nevs> speaking of tech
17:00 <nevs> i bought one of those alexa speakers off amazon
17:00 <nevs> basically a wireless voice command box 
17:00 <couleurs> thank u AnGeL
17:00 <couleurs> oh yeah? cool
17:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> np np
17:00 <nevs> its called the amazong echo
17:00 <nevs> amazon..
17:00 <couleurs> alexa open da garage
17:00 <nevs> http://www.amazon.com/Amazon-SK705DI-Echo/dp/B00X4WHP5E
18:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Fuck I just realized, i have uni tomorrow... and my ex reckons she's gonna say hi to me... I'm gonna tell that bitch to fuck off, and if she throws the first punch I'm gonna choke her out till the police finally put her in cuffs.
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you should just battle to the death
18:00 <nevs> sounds romantic
18:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I'm there to deliver my oral essay... gon be epic.
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and save us all the drama
18:00 <couleurs> alexa play new iggy azz song j/k don't
18:00 <nevs> ha
19:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Iggy Az has a new song? Is it titled "I'm a spoiled pregnant sheepfucker?"
19:00 <TheRon> nick young is a giant douche
19:00 <couleurs> i want 1
19:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Lol, admitting he cheated on her whilst his teamie was recording... what a fucking dickhead lol
19:00 <Clarkson> they are not ... they're fucking cool
20:00 <TheRon> young will be at a shit team next season like new orleans or philly
20:00 <ThirteenthOrder> He's as bad as Nick Reidwolt when he was photographed flashing cock for Kim Duthie.
20:00 <Clarkson> i hear dyou don't like cock mandyjane
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> these are our national heros
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> +e
21:00 <TheRon> nick young is izzy's fiance
21:00 <nevs> yea that bitch is retarded
22:00 <nevs> anyone who says 'no' like 'noy' needs to be drowned in a creek
22:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i am the soil
23:00 <couleurs> alexa show me your fannypack
23:00 <nevs> its dangerous because you can tell it to buy shit youve bought before on ebay and it does it all for you
23:00 <couleurs> lol
23:00 <couleurs> yikes
24:00 <amelia> if i got a duck i wonder if my dog would eat it
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> most likely
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> also hello @ u
25:00 <amelia> are there any restrictions to having pet ducks
25:00 <amelia> hai demat how jew
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i am well thankyou, but i must go because i am shooting invaders
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ttys
25:00 <amelia> ARCADE?
28:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Woo, I just got a free Surface Pro today... ^_^
29:00 <ThirteenthOrder> All it needs is a charger... throw W10 on it, install Pokemon TCGO no need to ever get out of bed again lol
29:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
29:00 <nevs> rip those two boxes of orange tictacs
29:00 <nevs> yum
30:00 <Trevor> sometimes when i sell things on ebay i ejaculate
31:00 <stebie> same
32:00 <ooomp> stebie 3>
32:00 <stebie> ooomp <5
32:00 <ooomp> err <3
32:00 <ooomp> Oops
32:00 <couleurs> 8=====d
33:00 <Skirmish> ooomp dere it is, ooomp dere it is
33:00 <stebie> pop pooooop
34:00 <robot> <100
34:00 <Trevor> thats sxc but can u a send me a photo of u doing that while u poop
36:00 <ooomp> Hello Skirmish
36:00 <Skirmish> Evening. 
37:00 <faux> WHERES IS NEVS
37:00 <faux> i need sn update
37:00 <ooomp> You need a Sunday night update?
38:00 <faux> is it not Monday 
38:00 <faux> dont confuse me
38:00 <faux> im onto you
38:00 <ooomp> You said sn dammit
38:00 <faux> oh
38:00 <couleurs> smh
38:00 <faux> i meant an!
38:00 <Skirmish> Will Jono get back with that bimbo! 
38:00 <faux> who
38:00 <ooomp> We're not mind readers
38:00 <faux> well lucky i wasnt asking for you lot!!!!
39:00 <Skirmish> Thai is here. Going to shove it into my mouth hole. 
40:00 <faux> lol whenever chow chow comes downstairs me other neighbours dog starts yappin like these cute little noises
40:00 <faux> i hope its their Love Sounds
40:00 <faux> ropropropppp eeee grrr ropropppp grr
42:00 <couleurs> Brb.
51:00 <couleurs> Back.
52:00 <faux> Wb.
52:00 <couleurs> tyvm
52:00 <amelia> but where did you go
52:00 <couleurs> what i miss???????
52:00 <faux> ysvw
52:00 <faux> i hope he madr coffee
53:00 <amelia> CoTToN eYe Joe
53:00 <couleurs> i got tea instead
53:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe.mp3 (3.87MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:13)
53:00 <couleurs> RaDNeKs
53:00 <faux> oh
54:00 <couleurs> hi Doodle i got lowering springs put on me new car now it doesn't handle like a boat
54:00 <Doodle> osweet
55:00 <couleurs> i no!!!!!
55:00 <Doodle> drop a skid m8
55:00 <Doodle> i looked at an alfa today
55:00 <couleurs> i tooted @ a mercedes driver yesterday
56:00 <couleurs> bmw or bye bich!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <couleurs> which 1
56:00 <Doodle> gt
56:00 <couleurs> Cheeky
56:00 <Doodle> had the wrong engine tho
56:00 <faux> LMAO
56:00 <faux> tooted
56:00 <faux> so cute
56:00 <ooomp> Out of your price range Doodle
56:00 <Doodle> its $15k
57:00 <Doodle> :/
57:00 <couleurs> 3.2 or bye
57:00 <Doodle> yup
57:00 <ooomp> Lol
57:00 <Doodle> this one was a twindpark
57:00 <Doodle> *twinspark
57:00 <Doodle> waste of time
58:00 <couleurs> i have a 2.0 now but it's got a turbo and needs a tune and exhaust and then it will be OwwSoeM
58:00 <Doodle> what is it a 120?
58:00 <Doodle> 125
58:00 <couleurs> 125i
58:00 <Doodle> 123d
58:00 <Doodle> :P
59:00 <Doodle> nice
59:00 <couleurs> it has the engine from the 328i but detuned
59:00 <couleurs> 160kw instead of 180kw 
59:00 <Doodle> i was trying to convince my mate to buy a 135i coupe, but then i remembered how gay he is
59:00 <couleurs> can do 200kw easy
59:00 <Doodle> ye
59:00 <Doodle> its all in the tune
00:00 <couleurs> 310nm at can do 450nm easy
00:00 <couleurs> thank u
00:00 <couleurs> i was looking at the 130i but it was $22k lol
01:00 <couleurs> at=atm
01:00 <couleurs> Sorry Everyone.
02:00 <couleurs> c u @ chap laps
03:00 <Doodle> well 
03:00 <Doodle> its a bmw so theyre all overpriced
03:00 <Doodle> good cars but they cost too much
03:00 <couleurs> yea mine cost more i went over budge now i'm not allowed anything 
04:00 <couleurs> :(
04:00 <Doodle> lol ye same with mine when i had it
04:00 <Doodle> paid too much for it then spent more fixing it up
05:00 <couleurs> RiP MoNeY
05:00 <ooomp> Buy a Datsun 180b
06:00 <Doodle> i found a lovely old 230e a while back for $2500 was mint
07:00 <couleurs> i was looking at e92's but they expensive 
07:00 <couleurs> esp 335i's
08:00 <Doodle> ye
08:00 <Doodle> can make big power with those
08:00 <Kynetic> go the datto
09:00 <couleurs> can't drive anywhere here either way
09:00 <couleurs> 200kw/450nm will be enough ok bye
09:00 <Doodle> ye
10:00 <couleurs> did u c the guy crash his commodore in campbellfield, he was only doing 150km/h lol 
10:00 <Doodle> eep
10:00 <couleurs> was doing 160km/h in a diesel astra @ autobahn bro
10:00 <couleurs> people do 240-280 there easy 
11:00 <Doodle> spastics
11:00 <couleurs> and we're stuck at 130?
11:00 <couleurs> we need an nbn 4 cars!!!!!!!
11:00 <couleurs> he crashed into 2 parked cars and went flying lol
12:00 <couleurs> what an idiet
12:00 <Doodle> ye i reckon
14:00 <GeorgiaXoXx> hey y'all
15:00 <couleurs> Hi George
15:00 <GeorgiaXoXx> georgia* lol
17:00 <Doodle> thats just what you'd like us to believe
17:00 <couleurs> ;)
18:00 <GeorgiaXoXx> sure!
18:00 <robot> GeorgiaXoXxAndwell
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <GeorgiaXoXx> nice
20:00 <GeorgiaXoXx> how is everyone
20:00 <couleurs> Hi Hercules, Where's Xena lol
21:00 <Doodle> i do the best xena impression
21:00 <Doodle> in all honesty its mostly screaming
22:00 <couleurs> :)
22:00 <Hercules> xena is currently washing my dishes
23:00 <Doodle> xena warrior homemaker
25:00 <couleurs> aheaeh
26:00 <Hercules> haha
26:00 <couleurs> Hi CLiNt- -EaSTwOOd
28:00 <Floss> Flossys back
28:00 <Floss> Back again
29:00 <Doodle> hai Flosscoe
29:00 <Doodle> have u decided to leave ur husband and run away with me yet
32:00 <Trevor> if she needs me to meet her needs she needs to stay awake
35:00 <Floss> He scratched a bee sting out of my finger for me
35:00 <Floss> I think I need him
36:00 <couleurs> pics
38:00 <amelia> he sounds like a catch
41:00 <Serenity> :E
42:00 <Floss> I wouldve pulled the stinger and ended up in hosp
42:00 <Floss> Hes my hero
42:00 <Floss> Lol
42:00 <amelia> Pic of him
42:00 <amelia> thnx
43:00 <Floss> Lol
46:00 <Doodle> so thats a no then?
47:00 <Floss> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11238233_353986078131718_5573165793742914112_n.jpg?oh=49c860b7e33feacf3ae3b7a20a190a11&oe=5777D60D
47:00 <Floss> My handsome man
47:00 <couleurs> Wb George
48:00 <amelia> is that you & him or his other wife
48:00 <Doodle> i reckon i could take him
48:00 <couleurs> sweet subaru
49:00 <amelia> you are ranga but i will forgive you for that cos haf nice smile
49:00 <amelia> dw no need to thank me, i am jus nice like that k
50:00 <Floss> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/13015696_452348368295488_3133168365395492084_n.jpg?oh=d9706b084601fa2e75004fd81eeff5b0&oe=5773141E&__gda__=1467305332_1bd89b9edf3ffabab6e05c9b2eb7c292
50:00 <Floss> Wanna race cunt
50:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHA
50:00 <Floss> I'm a ranga? ??
50:00 <couleurs> cool magna
51:00 <Floss> That cars fkn great hey
51:00 <couleurs> Bloodey Beauty 300,000kms on a single oil change
52:00 <amelia> Aren't you ranga?
52:00 <Floss> No
53:00 <Doodle> the lionface was sexier
53:00 <amelia> it lool red
53:00 <Floss> Nah its brown with some blonde foils there
53:00 <Doodle> i imagined a lion blowie
53:00 <Floss> Lol I'm a lion cunt
53:00 <Clarkson> I dont need approval from another to make myself feel that its needed in order for me to be thrown in some kinda book like a bible, i dont need that shit
53:00 <amelia> oh
53:00 <Floss> Amen Clarkson
53:00 <Clarkson> all u anal sex u can dream of
53:00 <Doodle> lolol
53:00 <Floss> It's not about butthole pleasures at all
53:00 <Doodle> thats a lot clarky
53:00 <Clarkson> im 100% sure pudding prefers cock
54:00 <Doodle> pudding had nice boobs
54:00 <amelia> its definitely about the butthole pleasures
54:00 <Doodle> ^
54:00 <couleurs> what about yogurt 
54:00 <Doodle> yogurts boobs were shit
54:00 <Clarkson> noone is fucked up enough to even pretend to fuck that vile thing that slightly resembles a human
54:00 <couleurs> lol
55:00 <Skirmish> A study out of the UK is concerned with the increase in % of people having buttsex because they believe there is no pleasure in buttsex on the womans side. 
55:00 <Trevor> can indians even afford chicken?
55:00 <Trevor> i mean they can barely afford rice
55:00 <Floss> Clarkson that sounds like you have a crush mate
56:00 <Clarkson> go and have sex and go to bed
56:00 <Doodle> :o
56:00 <Floss> Hes maaaaad
02:00 <Trevor> tea causes cancer you know
02:00 <Trevor> it says it on facebook
03:00 <amelia> Floss
03:00 <amelia> more pics pls
04:00 <Floss> NO
04:00 <Doodle> i've got a pic for u amelia
04:00 <amelia> damn it
04:00 <amelia> i don't want your damm bae window
04:00 <Trevor> picture my dick
04:00 <Doodle> oh
04:00 <amelia> windoe
04:00 <amelia> I want Floss pixelse
04:00 <Doodle> well fu
04:00 <amelia> capiche?
04:00 <Trevor> its like me but bigger
04:00 <amelia> ok fine I'll take your stupid pic
04:00 <Doodle> no
04:00 <amelia> send it go
05:00 <Doodle> piss off
05:00 <Floss> Lol
05:00 <amelia> stop being an indian giver
05:00 <Doodle> racist
05:00 <Floss> Brody bought "black" cookies today
05:00 <Floss> Ripoff oreos
05:00 <amelia> I waiting
06:00 <Trevor> buying blacks to address racial oppression
06:00 <Trevor> legit
06:00 <Floss> With vanilla cream!
06:00 <Trevor> how much? like three bucks? even more legit :D
07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 PSY & Mc Hammer - Gangnam Style (2 Legit 2 Quit).mp3 (3.63MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:57)
07:00 <Floss> Yeah they were fuck all
07:00 <Clarkson> couleurs: I'd do then, but then they'd expect me to follow through and not fuck off with the money... besides, there's no girls in my plan for the game... so Feminists will naturally spam me for being a woman basher...
07:00 <Floss> They are in a tub like a KFC bucket
07:00 <amelia> no one send me pixels
07:00 <amelia> I jus gonna go eat dirt
07:00 <Doodle> you dont want my stupid pic
08:00 <couleurs> Shut Up Clarkson Ur Not My Frand
08:00 <Clarkson> sad cunts eh
08:00 <Floss> Doodle how's your 4 wheeled baby
08:00 <Trevor> kfc has their black zinger, and no nigger even likes it
08:00 <thestig> doodle i have a robot vacuum i call robutt
08:00 <Doodle> shit
08:00 <Doodle> lol weirdo
08:00 <Doodle> it looks like a teenagers car Floss
09:00 <Floss> I'm getting a territory next month
09:00 <Floss> I may as well get preggo
09:00 <Doodle> have u taken out a loan
09:00 <Doodle> for the fuel
09:00 <Floss> It's to tow ruperts big black ass around
09:00 <Doodle> that nigga needs to go on a diet
10:00 <Floss> 660kg now
10:00 <Doodle> PUT THE HAY DOWN FATTY
10:00 <Floss> IT'S ALL MUSCLE CUNT
10:00 <Trevor> low l/100km makes the greenies cry
10:00 <Doodle> dont lie, i say that
11:00 <Doodle> knowing its mostly gristle and skin
11:00 <Trevor> pull up at the servo next to a hippy, start complaining about the price of fuel, tell them its the 4th time you've filled up today, and that climate change is bullshit
11:00 <Doodle> i think u mean high l/100km
11:00 <Trevor> high low whatevs
12:00 <Trevor> what kind of moron puts bumper stickers protesting for environmental protections, on their fucking car, anyway? it always seems to be a guarantee that they ride the brakes, or drive with poor economy, too
12:00 <Floss> 10/100
13:00 <Floss> Eh could be worse
13:00 <Doodle> no
13:00 <Doodle> 10/100 is really 15/100 in real life
13:00 <Doodle> plus towing
13:00 <Doodle> 20/100
13:00 <Floss> I don't drive a huge amount just the horse and city trips
13:00 <Doodle> short trips use more fuel
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks and creeps
13:00 <Doodle> 25/100
14:00 <Floss> I was gunna get an aurion but I cant tow him with that
14:00 <Trevor> we live in a pretty kool world where people do that
14:00 <Trevor> horses used to be transportation
14:00 <Trevor> now days you need to own a big fuck off car to tow ur fucking horse
14:00 <Doodle> horse floats can fuck off
14:00 <Clarkson> they should have them on a weekday -- not like those povo cunts work
14:00 <Doodle> so can caravans
15:00 <Trevor> why doesnt that make greenies cry? are they sympathetic to gasoline used to transport horses or something?
15:00 <Floss> I'm doing horse archery I'll fuck you up cunt
15:00 <Doodle> ..
15:00 <Doodle> oh no a girl on a horse with a bow and arrow
15:00 <Doodle> *gets in car*
15:00 <Doodle> bye
15:00 <Trevor> horses are basically a useless animal in todays world too
15:00 <Floss> so is your mum
15:00 <Trevor> they're basically cattle that are illegal to milk or eat
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
16:00 <amelia> is you joan of arc
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <Doodle> people milk horses all the time
16:00 <Trevor> greenies probably love horses
16:00 <Floss> Hey gotta have a hobby
16:00 <Trevor> fuckin retards
16:00 <Doodle> havent u seen mr hands
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
16:00 <Picard> ello cunts
16:00 <Doodle> speaking of horsefuckers
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s up trevor’s forte
16:00 <Doodle> hi Picard
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @  doodle
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
17:00 <Floss> Lol wernt we talking about this the other night
17:00 <Doodle> i wasnt
17:00 <Floss> Pony play
17:00 <Doodle> i was talking about kittens and rainbows
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
17:00 <Doodle> and lollies
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm lollies
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> and cake?
17:00 <Doodle> horsecock shaped lollies
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh
17:00 <Doodle> i had cake earlier
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm yo farm
18:00 <Doodle> it was glorious
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, it was a muffin
18:00 <robot> [21:08:27] <thestig> doodle i have a robot vacuum i call robutt
18:00 <robot> this is discrimination
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <Doodle> you cant discriminate against a robot
18:00 <Doodle> you're a robot
18:00 <robot> yes u can
18:00 <robot> ur discriminating against robots by sayin that
18:00 <Doodle> well its not illegal
18:00 <Trevor> bbl endangering species - mostly single mothers
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders*
19:00 <Trevor> shuttup greenie fuckwit
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor is such a predator 
19:00 <Picard> Doodle get fucked
19:00 <robot> whos gettin naked n mud wrestling
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Trevor> i need ur silence before i can ejaculate
19:00 <Doodle> finally
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG trevor cracked a fat
20:00 <faux> me
20:00 <faux> minus the nudity and mud wrestling
20:00 <amelia> i dun want mud in ma vjj
20:00 <Doodle> the only species Trevor endangers is the species of crotchrot he treats with kerosene baths
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…. one would assume he has - give him a round of applause!
20:00 <robot> hehe
20:00 <amelia> sounds messy
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahah @ doodle
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> wouldn’t he just drink the kero?
20:00 <Doodle> ew
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is that kinda person....
20:00 <Doodle> then he'd get throat rot
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> no biggie
21:00 <robot> anyway
21:00 <robot> back to amelia katatonic_kate01 n faxu mud wrestling
21:00 <Doodle> FAXU
21:00 <robot> yes
21:00 <Doodle> from de planet lesbania
21:00 <faux> hi
21:00 <Doodle> greetings
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint nobody got time for that
22:00 <Doodle> someone go have a shower for me pls
22:00 <robot> k
22:00 <faux> with
22:00 <Doodle> ty
22:00 <Doodle> re00ww
22:00 <Doodle> someone go have a shower for with me pls with
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> saving water ^^
23:00 <Doodle> someone go with a shower pls for me have
23:00 <Floss> I just got the fire going and put rush hour on
23:00 <Doodle> on the fire?
23:00 <Doodle> i would too
23:00 <Doodle> its shit
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> come on baby light my fire...
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know who i wouldn’t mind having a shower with….
24:00 <Doodle> fozzie bear
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ‘Jamie’ from Outlander
24:00 <Doodle> i dunno who or what that is
24:00 <Doodle> so pass
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> a nice scottish lad 
24:00 <Doodle> oh like me
24:00 <Doodle> och aye whoops-a-daisy
24:00 <Doodle> tc
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh are you scottish>
24:00 <Doodle> etc
24:00 <Doodle> part
24:00 <Doodle> the part under me kilt
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol which part
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lah lah!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> sold
25:00 <Doodle> u know wat i wear under me kilt
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> NOTHING (hopefully)
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> or woolen undies
25:00 <Doodle> amelia's lipstick
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
26:00 <amelia> LiPSTiX
26:00 <Doodle> on ye sporran
27:00 <Doodle> https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
27:00 <robot> oh ffs Doodle
27:00 <robot> why does that keep getting me
27:00 <Doodle> rofl
27:00 <Skirmish> http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/b4cb81eff271ddbf5b1f94d53cc5a575_zpsrkyukiei.jpg
27:00 <Doodle> cos its great
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> this better be sexy kilt pics
27:00 <Clarkson> i thought maybe there's some fishing course shit
27:00 <robot> im like oh whats this
27:00 <robot> all interested
27:00 <robot> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
27:00 <Skirmish> The carpet layers labourer is reasonable to look at. 
27:00 <Doodle> :D
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, i fucking hate you!
27:00 <Floss> Lolololol
27:00 <Clarkson> you're so fucking stupid
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
27:00 <Doodle> yw
28:00 <Doodle> haha
28:00 <Doodle> fu clarky
28:00 <Clarkson> just like in videos because shit explodes
28:00 <robot> harsh Clarkson
28:00 <Clarkson> how crap r tablets
28:00 <robot> u cant just change the subject when u call me stupid
28:00 <Doodle> does she lay more than carpet Skirmish
28:00 <robot> im pretty good at boobs ay
28:00 <Skirmish> I am married I can't ask questions like that. 
29:00 <Doodle> but u can take pix of her from behind while you're at work
29:00 <Doodle> ok
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> um creepy
29:00 <couleurs> what's her bend over count at atm
29:00 <couleurs> i mean how dare u
29:00 <Doodle> loool
29:00 <Skirmish> Hahahaha
34:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> what is with them!>!>
35:00 <robot> hi GeorgiiaXoXx
35:00 <robot> where are u from
35:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> hi 
35:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> from my mama
35:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> u?
36:00 <robot> i knew u were gonna say that
36:00 <robot> the factory
36:00 <robot> i am a robot
36:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> lol
36:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> so why did u ask then
37:00 <robot> coz
37:00 <robot> what do you do for a living?
37:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> i work and u?
37:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> :)
37:00 <robot> i also work
37:00 <robot> what do you do when you're at said work?
38:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> just insurance u
38:00 <robot> i work in software
38:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> koolkool
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <robot> no its not its bullshit, just coz im a robot
39:00 <robot> stereotyping bastards
39:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> lol
40:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> think i need to go to sleep soontired
40:00 <robot> ok
40:00 <robot> well it was a lovely chat
40:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> soonisj 
41:00 <couleurs> Bye George
42:00 <thestig> hi robot
42:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> has anyone watching the doco 'MAKING A MURDERER'
42:00 <robot> hi thestig
42:00 <robot> no
42:00 <couleurs> me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
42:00 <robot> calm down colours
42:00 <couleurs> ok
42:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> have you really or not>
43:00 <couleurs> yes!!!!!!!
43:00 <couleurs> it's good
44:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> ok if u did then whats your opinion on it
44:00 <Floss> Chicken Kiev n mash
45:00 <couleurs> it's good
46:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> lol
48:00 <couleurs> any other brain busters?
48:00 <Floss> Is Don.  Is good.
49:00 <Floss> Hichy nichy bung bung
52:00 <couleurs> ok
56:00 <couleurs> ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
00:00 <Trevor> lol i think i angered a whole rural town
00:00 <Trevor> with facebook trolls
00:00 <Trevor> only about 12 people so whatevs
00:00 <Picard> Trevor you're a fuckhead
01:00 <Trevor> was a police report of a break and enter, said forensics are examining a blood sample left on glass...
01:00 <Trevor> so I just said "Won't find them, but will find they're related to everybody"
04:00 <Doodle> being a small town they will have plenty of tumbleweeds to roll past after u tell a joke
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, I thought you were off to have a wank?
10:00 <Trevor> I don't wank, I make the wife do it
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was hoping you’d fuck off for an extended period of time!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> You don’t have a wife
12:00 <Trevor> oh ok i didnt know
12:00 <Trevor> plz tell me more
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you don't know a lot
13:00 <faux> ye
13:00 <Serenity> ey
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i has chocolate
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i have attained enlightenment
13:00 <faux> attain dix
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i also zapped myself
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i only need one dick thankyou
13:00 <faux> zappo
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 dicks are better than 1 - some might say
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> not if you're the guy with two dicks
14:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> one is hard enough to deal with
14:00 <faux> gros
15:00 <Serenity> i want to stick my head in a bucket of melted chocolate
15:00 <Serenity> and then pull it out and stick pringles to the chocolate
15:00 <Serenity> and then die happy
15:00 <faux> rofl
15:00 <faux> that would be awful to clean
15:00 <faux> omg
15:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> actual picture of sezz: https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m592ajxPLq1qbou9no1_1280.jpg
16:00 <faux> the thought of choc in me hair gives me severe anx
16:00 <Serenity> i am that bird irl
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yew
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yes
16:00 <faux> LMAO
16:00 <faux> you found that pretty quick
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> my google fu is strong
16:00 <Serenity> he has it saved under 'serenity irl'
16:00 <faux> loll
16:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> pretty much
17:00 <TheRiddler> that pic is classic
17:00 <faux> classic cum
17:00 <TheRiddler> I just finished a golden gaytime
17:00 <faux> do u feel fabulouth
17:00 <amelia> classic like pulled pork from red rooster
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
18:00 <Serenity> wot
18:00 <Serenity> no
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> amelia did you know that i haven't had red rooster in over two weeks
18:00 <faux> PPfRR
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PPfRR
18:00 <faux> lmao
18:00 <Skirmish> Why is Red Rooster such a common topic in here lately? 
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> because its the food of life
18:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> that's why
18:00 <amelia> woah i am very proud of you demat
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup with the acronyms
18:00 <amelia> because everyone in here eats it
18:00 <faux> cos TheRiddler and wide cunt consume it daily
18:00 <Clarkson> not that Kraft Sodium packed sugar filled shit
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do not eat it!
18:00 <Skirmish> Red Rooster is a poor mans KFC. 
18:00 <amelia> and by everyone i mean TheRiddler and  WiDe^AnGeL
18:00 <faux> i acronym every thing do you not know me
18:00 <TheRiddler> think the last time was tuseday last week
19:00 <TheRiddler> sif
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, hence asking
19:00 <faux> i am abbrevz queen
19:00 <Serenity> red rooster is revolting
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i have replaced it with nachos
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> every night
19:00 <faux> yum i want nachos
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> made or take away
19:00 <Serenity> they dont even have good chips im disappointed in WiDe^AnGeL and TheRiddler
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> take away
19:00 <TheRiddler> I actually cook
19:00 <amelia> i like rr nuggets tho
19:00 <faux> sif he makes anythubg
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> take away nachos without fail is gonna tastes likeass
19:00 <Serenity> we're from wa chicken treat is where its at you fucks
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> faux knows me well
19:00 <faux> calm ur lady farm Serenity 
19:00 <Skirmish> KFC nuggets are by far the best of all fast food outlets. 
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> last time i cooked a meal was back in 83
19:00 <amelia> i remember when ash was all excited about their fancy menu wif pork n shit
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
20:00 <faux> LOL
20:00 <Serenity> hungry jacks nuggets
20:00 <amelia> pork from rr...
20:00 <TheRiddler> those nachos to go taste crap
20:00 <Clarkson> I shall bitch slap you to another #
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think all fast food nuggets taste like ass
20:00 <Clarkson> turn it over and fuck its tight little bum
20:00 <TheRiddler> the ones you buy from servos n coles
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nah
20:00 <faux> maccas nuggets 
20:00 <amelia> I can't stop laughing ahahahaahahha
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> hj's nuggets are great
20:00 <faux> w big mac sauce
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> and besides, have you seen how they make nuggets>
20:00 <Serenity> any take away would do me right now
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol amelia
20:00 <Maurice> Whoever ruins nuggets gets banned
20:00 <faux> who cares theyre delicious
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> they all taste horrid!
21:00 <Serenity> except they dont make nuggets with that pink goo shit here in australia
21:00 <Skirmish> There is a youtube vid there they put a maccas nugget under a microscope and there are dollops of food colouring and threads in it. 
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> is "lol" the wrong answer when you get told someone tried to kill theirself?
21:00 <Maurice> The old HJs ones were the best
21:00 <Serenity> so its irrelvant
21:00 <Maurice> Then they had to fuck it up by changing them
21:00 <Clarkson> CIA totally created the Muslim shit in Chechnya and they are in unconvential wars all over the place
21:00 <TheRiddler> only rr cheesy nuggets are worth it
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheesy nuggets :|
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> they are ok
22:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> not very cheesy though
22:00 <amelia> yes they are delightful
22:00 <Skirmish> KFC nuggets are #1. There shall be no further debate on the topic. 
22:00 <amelia> hjs nuggets the worst
22:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> get out
22:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> they are no
22:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> t
22:00 <amelia> YUCK
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> the onion rings are the worst
22:00 <amelia> THEY ARE TERRIBLE
22:00 <TheRiddler> sif
22:00 <amelia> i knew you were fuckin useless Skirmish
22:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> you are wrong
22:00 <faux> ive never had hj or kfc nugs 
22:00 <TheRiddler> the onion rings are great
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck are in the ‘onion rings’
22:00 <amelia> off with your head
22:00 <Serenity> you could be talking about gold plated chocolate from the rarest cocoa beans deep in the jungle and kate would still be all 'ek NEXT'
22:00 <faux> nugs to me are always maccas
23:00 <faux> LOL sez
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> um, no not really
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hate chicken nuggets
23:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> the last time i got maccas nuggets i thought i was eating cardboard
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> so ill say it
23:00 <Serenity> lately yes you fucking hate everything lately
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> give a fuck to be honest
23:00 <faux> you hate everything 
23:00 <TheRiddler> WiDe^AnGeL go on a nugget taste test
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh, ok then.
23:00 <amelia> shes pregnant
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yes, i hate EVERYTHING
23:00 <faux> so
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
23:00 <amelia> Her life is fucked
23:00 <amelia> I'd hate eveything too
23:00 <TheRiddler> buy nuggets from every place
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - no, not really
23:00 <faux> Oh, ok then.
23:00 <Skirmish> Kate is too far left to eat nuggets. 
23:00 <amelia> AHAHA
24:00 <TheRiddler> and give us a review
24:00 <faux> BUY NUGGETS FROM YA MUM
24:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> next time I have a million dollars
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get 6 months off work… to look after a child, i wanted
24:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i will
24:00 <Serenity> i seriously just want a bowl of melted choc to dip pringles in
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep totally hate that
24:00 <Skirmish> When you're as far left as Kate is you just eat Che chicken bits. 
24:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha
24:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> Che nuggets
24:00 <faux> sez i may or not be eating snv pringles rn
24:00 <faux> soz not soz
24:00 <Serenity> efff
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish suck my dick
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <Serenity> eat like 6 for me
24:00 <amelia> 6
25:00 <faux> oh ill eat more than 6
25:00 <Skirmish> How often a week do you have Stalin steaks Kate? 
25:00 <Skirmish> :P
25:00 <amelia> You can do better than that GoDZiLLa^auNTY
25:00 <Skirmish> Trotsky T-Bones. 
25:00 <embri0n> sup Skirmish 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have no idea what a stalin steak is 
25:00 <TheRiddler> 6 cans she meant
25:00 <TheRiddler> :p
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> Leninade
25:00 <Skirmish> It's a communist cow. 
25:00 <TheRiddler> tubes
25:00 <faux> Leninade
25:00 <embri0n> a piece of Stalin's leg 
25:00 <Serenity> id eat a whole tin given the chance
25:00 <TheRiddler> leonidas
25:00 <faux> omg
26:00 <faux> i forgot my tablet 
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> are yuo pregnant now?
26:00 <Skirmish> Marx Mashed potato. 
27:00 <Serenity> when i lost 10 more kg. im going to go on the biggest food binge
28:00 <Skirmish> Lol put it all back on in a weekend. ROMAN FEAST! 
28:00 <faux> phew
28:00 <faux> swallowed
28:00 <Serenity> fuck yes
28:00 <Skirmish> Eat, spew, eat more, spew more, eat more. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Feast like the romans. 
28:00 <Serenity> purge fest 2016
29:00 <faux> sometimes when we touuuuuch
29:00 <faux> the honestys too muuuch
29:00 <faux> that i have to closr me eyes
29:00 <faux> n faaart
29:00 <Skirmish> How much better are you feeling Serenity  for the weight you have lost so far? 
30:00 <Serenity> Im feeling fantastic, heaps more energy etc. dont feel sick all the time either
30:00 <amelia> jus don't drink wine ok it will put 10kgs straight back on
30:00 <Serenity> lots of aches and pains i had are gone
30:00 <amelia> -FaT TaYLoR
30:00 <faux> loll
30:00 <faux> lmaoo
30:00 <faux> FT
31:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHA
31:00 <faux> me flip phone
31:00 <amelia> i think PPfRR is my fave, mainly cos of small f
31:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <faux> Pulled Pork from Red Rooster
32:00 <Skirmish> That's awesome. 
32:00 <faux> I WANNA HOLD U TIL I DIE
32:00 <faux> why is that song in my head
32:00 <Skirmish> Because TheRon is in your head? 
32:00 <faux> ye
33:00 <couleurs> u guys r fany
34:00 <Floss> Fany
37:00 <robot> colours thats not how u spell fanny
37:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> my fany casts a spell
41:00 <robot> how old are you WiDe^AnGeL
41:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> excuse me that's a rude thing to ask someone of my vintage
41:00 <robot> well what is your vintage
42:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> the nerve on this one...
42:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> of*
42:00 <robot> excuse me i'm pleasant
42:00 <embri0n> she was already partying in the 70s....... i believe 
43:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ♩experience the warmth, before you grow, old♪
43:00 <embri0n> incubus 
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nice :)
44:00 <embri0n> that was their last worth listening to album
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> correct
44:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> morning view was alright thuogh
45:00 <embri0n> was the first step towards decay 
45:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> agreed
45:00 <embri0n> i bought it.... and that was the last 
45:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> yeah i had a relative buy it for me for my birthday all those years ago
46:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its good but its no make yourself
46:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12993380_514544645399210_3461795086132899857_n.png?oh=0d24ab2d4a44cc6167d2aef8ec7499d4&oe=577A932C
46:00 <embri0n> Fungus Amongus!!!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> haha fungus amongus was a completely different incubus
46:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> not even the same sound
47:00 <TheRiddler> wb kk
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ta
47:00 <embri0n> thats was Incubus to me 
47:00 <Floss> Ricky spanish
47:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> fair enough
47:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> make yourself was the first album of theirs i actually heard in its entirity
48:00 <embri0n> for me was SCIENCE
48:00 <Floss> Wish you were here
48:00 <Floss> Nice song
49:00 <embri0n> enjoy incubus, fungus amongus and science  <<<< those are my fav
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> lol those are all my not-favourites
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> we are opposites :P
49:00 <embri0n> well....
49:00 <Floss> I like how he says blue blanket
49:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i dig my toes into the sand
49:00 <Floss> Like he's cranky
50:00 <Floss> That dude was hot
50:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i used to look like him before i became a fat hippopotamus
50:00 <Floss> Wonder what he looks like now
51:00 <embri0n> i dont care
53:00 <couleurs> chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavoured water.com
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i'll seek you out, flay you alive
53:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> one more word and you won't survive
53:00 <Floss> Cupcake
54:00 <Floss> My dog is scared of the labels that go around coke bottles
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol cute
59:00 <robot> what do u do WiDe^AnGeL
02:00 <partay> a lot of eating by the sounds
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay it’s raining!
06:00 <robot> alright!
06:00 <robot> rain is the best
08:00 <partay> the fucking robot
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i <3 the rain 
10:00 <Kynetic> partay
10:00 <Kynetic> ma nigger
10:00 <Clarkson> i just hate how people fucking overeact to shit like this
10:00 <Kynetic> robot!
10:00 <Kynetic> my .. bot?
10:00 <Kynetic> :D
10:00 <partay> sup slart
11:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i do many things robot
11:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and some things i don't do
11:00 <Kynetic> i hope you havent been like me robot
11:00 <partay> jack of all trades master of none 
11:00 <Kynetic> i have been violently throwing up since about 6am this morning
11:00 <Kynetic> maybe i just got lucky
11:00 <Serenity> D:
11:00 <partay> projectile vomiting.. good fun
11:00 <Kynetic> maybe it was the botulism you slipped into my fries
11:00 <Kynetic> who knows?
12:00 <faux> god i wanna bone liam from 90210
12:00 <Kynetic> you know he's old now right?
12:00 <robot> mr partay himself
12:00 <faux> the new 90210
12:00 <robot> shit thats no good Kynetic nah im ok
12:00 <robot> c
12:00 <faux> so no
12:00 <Kynetic> theres a new one?
12:00 <faux> 2009
12:00 <Kynetic> thank god i dont watch commercial tv.
12:00 <faux> got cancelled
12:00 <faux> neither do i
12:00 <Kynetic> i wonder why that was
12:00 <faux> so you can smd
12:00 <robot> Kynetic get with the times
12:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> faux bby you are a beautiful fucking 04r07 08a09 12i11 13n04 07b08 09o12 11w
12:00 <faux> LOL
13:00 <Kynetic> maybe it was a total flop the first time around
13:00 <Kynetic> :P
13:00 <faux> i keepbforgettin about that
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> :P
13:00 <faux> why is rainbow spaced out
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> becuase it looks better
13:00 <Kynetic> because to be a rainbow
13:00 <Kynetic> you have to be spaced otu
13:00 <faux> is it coliurful
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> it is
13:00 <robot> yea
13:00 <faux> i vannot see it
13:00 <faux> :(
13:00 <Kynetic> its like a beautiful rainbow
13:00 <faux> stupid andchat
13:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> its ok everyone else sees it
13:00 <robot> one time i went over to Kynetic's house n he was like DONT U SEE THE RAINBOW n im like no man theres nothing there
14:00 <Kynetic> its almost as beautiful as you are faux
14:00 <Kynetic> but nothing could quite come that close
14:00 <faux> almost
14:00 <Kynetic> this one time robot messaged me crying
14:00 <Kynetic> and i said 'whats up man?'
14:00 <Kynetic> and he was like 'i saw a double rainbow man'
14:00 <faux> lmao
14:00 <Kynetic> 'it was so freaking beautiful.. you shouldve been there'
15:00 <faux> i wish that was a true story 
15:00 <faux> i would have shed a tear
15:00 <Maurice> There was one time I asked them to film themselves in a steamy embrace and I got nothing, because poofs
15:00 <Kynetic> every time me and robot tell a story about one another
15:00 <Kynetic> you should accept it as gospel truth
15:00 <Kynetic> because we have so many stories
15:00 <faux> i willnt
15:00 <Kynetic> and theyre all true
15:00 <robot> yea
15:00 <Kynetic> like this one time me and robot went to disneyland
15:00 <faux> robot is an immense story teller
15:00 <Kynetic> but they wouldnt let him in
15:00 <Kynetic> because he was a robot
16:00 <robot> one time Kynetic messages me n hes like oi, u wanna buy some stamps?
16:00 <Kynetic> and i was all like 'fuck you guise he might be a robot but he has a beautiful soul'
16:00 <robot> im like did u steam them off some envelopes again
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <Kynetic> oh man
16:00 <Kynetic> i nearly had you
16:00 <robot> i took his silence as a yes
16:00 <robot> lol
17:00 <Kynetic> i spent hours steaming those stamps off envelopes
17:00 <Kynetic> carefuly cleaning off the postage marks
17:00 <Maurice> robot seems pretty ungrateful if you ask me
17:00 <Kynetic> he is a robot
17:00 <Kynetic> give him some credit
17:00 <Kynetic> he'll use it to play video games
18:00 <Kynetic> i once gave him some credit
18:00 <Kynetic> found him hours later playing shinobi at the fish n chips shop
18:00 <robot> thats scary Kynetic
18:00 <robot> i was actually going to say exactly that
18:00 <robot> well it was gonna be tmnt
18:00 <Kynetic> well it was a toss up
18:00 <Kynetic> between tmnt and shinobi.. 
19:00 <Kynetic> it all depended on which fish and chip shop was open that day
19:00 <faux> and stay out
19:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> he's ok
20:00 <faux> he can smd
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and by ok i mean not ok
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> faux bby you are a beautiful fucking 04r07 08a09 12i11 13n04 07b08 09o12 11w
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <faux> maybe should change it to something i say less
20:00 <faux> lmao
20:00 <Kynetic> that time it wasnt coloured
20:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> perhaps
20:00 <Kynetic> he's trying to fool you now faux
20:00 <faux> its a script dont u trick me
20:00 <faux> i will fight u
20:00 <Kynetic> cmon then
20:00 <faux> and i will win
20:00 <Maurice> It's coloured
21:00 <Maurice> Like his mama
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> excuse me the preferred nomenclature is "not african american"
21:00 <faux> oo
21:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> please dont be racist
21:00 <faux> boom
21:00 <faux> ko
22:00 <TheRiddler> taylor swift kick
22:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i need to poop
22:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> and get a girlfriend
22:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> who can help?
23:00 <robot> jesus
23:00 <robot> or skynet
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> skynet obv
23:00 <robot> Kynetic will say he can help for $5 but dont trust him
23:00 <TheRiddler> poop out a gf
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
23:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i dont want a shitty gf
23:00 <robot> anyway ladies n gents
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <Kynetic> once robot leaves
23:00 <robot> you're all keeping me from my beauty sleep
24:00 <Kynetic> ill help any of you for $5
24:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> thanks mate
24:00 <robot> goodnight :)
24:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> nini roboto
24:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> so about that $5
24:00 <Kynetic> yeah?
24:00 <Kynetic> what did you have in mind?
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> will that get me a gf?
25:00 <Kynetic> could do
25:00 <Kynetic> depends what sort of gf you're after
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> it doesn't have to be for long though
25:00 <Kynetic> if you want quality it might cost you $10
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> hmmm
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> the deluxe gf option
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> very tempting
25:00 <Kynetic> well no i never said deluxe
25:00 <Kynetic> i said quality
25:00 <Kynetic> the deluxe option is $20
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> what do I get for $20?
25:00 <Kynetic> the deluxe option.
25:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i see, i see
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> let me get back to you, i have to make some calls
26:00 <Kynetic> youre calling robot arent you
26:00 <Kynetic> that son of a bitch
26:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> ... *presses end call*
26:00 <Kynetic> he'll say he can do it for half my price
26:00 <Kynetic> but he'll just spend it on beer
26:00 <Kynetic> and lay on the cough
27:00 <Kynetic> couch*
27:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> i believe it
33:00 <WiDe^AnGeL> wb
34:00 <faux> tenks
52:00 <CunnyStunt> ppl awake?
53:00 <embri0n> maybe
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