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00:00:00 <slinky_J> i wan watch the addams family
00:06:00 <TNT> the atoms family
00:08:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11050091_10153798698628032_3734867895227698849_n.jpg?oh=df6a602b86be3f4200761f56802b17ed&oe=5599E15B&__gda__=1439318436_c3721ce85d63140a3b91311428fc1dbb
00:08:00 <British^Meat> me, RN
00:10:00 <Loof> damn she's gone :(
00:10:00 <Loof> superfunhappyslide rules
00:15:00 <Loof> funniest chick ever
00:15:00 <Loof> and no it's not a guy
00:18:00 <Mew> ive never even seen her talk
00:19:00 <Loof> that's cause she's pming me :P
00:19:00 <Loof> ohh la la
00:19:00 <Mew> make her be funny in here
00:19:00 <Mew> funny bitches r sik
00:20:00 <TNT> do a funneh Mew
00:20:00 <simba> make her squeal /Illuminatia/
00:20:00 <Loof> rofl
00:20:00 <xm> yeah, make her draw a triangle around her left nipple
00:20:00 <Loof> SuBw00FeR is a sik cunt
00:21:00 <Loof> get him to be sik
00:21:00 <Mew> no
00:21:00 <TNT> y not?
00:22:00 <Loof> mo car mo car mo car doof doof doof doof
00:22:00 <Mew> cos I just wanna know what superfunhappyslide is like
00:22:00 <Loof> superfuckinghawt if you must know
00:22:00 <TNT> send her a "friend request" next time
00:23:00 <Mew> omg
00:23:00 <Mew> show me
00:23:00 <Loof> hell naw
00:23:00 <Loof> :P
00:23:00 <xm> is she Asian or non-Asian?
00:23:00 <Loof> non
00:23:00 <Mew> break her trust you assholr
00:23:00 <Loof> the other reason i dont want to show her is the competition
00:23:00 <Mew> jk btw thats so rude lol
00:24:00 <TNT> anything is hawt to Loof apart from his wife
00:24:00 <Loof> guys will be throwing dicks at her left right and centre
00:24:00 <Loof> you know this place
00:24:00 <Mew> yeah you don't want these perfect charming muscular guys chatting to yo lady
00:25:00 <Mew> I get you
00:25:00 <Loof> essactly
00:25:00 <xm> i only want to talk to her about her super fun happy slide and if it meets safety regulations'
00:25:00 <Loof> rofl
00:25:00 <xm> im concerned about her well-being
00:25:00 <Loof> hahahah
00:25:00 <xm> people are popping discs and going paraplegic
00:25:00 <Loof> lol
00:25:00 <Mew> I just think more personalities = better
00:26:00 <Mew> that ex of piets was cool
00:26:00 <Loof> spewmeah?
00:26:00 <Loof> cupcake?
00:26:00 <Loof> i could go on
00:26:00 <xm> sassy?
00:26:00 <Loof> which one?
00:26:00 <Mew> I can't remember her name
00:26:00 <Mew> Ew no
00:26:00 <Mew> yeah sassy!!
00:26:00 <xm> yeah she's hilarious
00:26:00 <xm> most girls fail at being funny but she was a good comedian
00:27:00 <amsy> ah good old sass
00:27:00 <amsy> where did she go?
00:27:00 <Loof> pieter gave her aids
00:27:00 <Loof> she's dead
00:27:00 <amsy> :'(
00:27:00 <xm> she hasnt been on Skype for ages
00:27:00 <slinky_J> k full
00:27:00 <Mew> I think she deleted all this stuff
00:28:00 <xm> mIRC and Skype are idling in her recycle bin
00:28:00 <xm> there is still hope
00:28:00 <Mew> I had her on fb for a while but I can't remember her real name to see if she's still on there
00:29:00 <amsy> too scared to empty it
00:29:00 <amsy> gone forever
00:29:00 <TNT> fckn skype
00:29:00 <Loof> she cant be too cool, cause pieter
00:29:00 <TNT> we had fckn msn
00:29:00 <Mew> she hates Pieter lol
00:29:00 <TNT> and it was free
00:29:00 <xm> i remember her real name
00:29:00 <amsy> msn used to be good
00:29:00 <TNT> with video talk and all
00:29:00 <xm> ive forgotten her surname though
00:29:00 <Mew> MSN was the bomb omg
00:29:00 <amsy> until it got all bloated
00:29:00 <Mew> Gold and silver hammers
00:29:00 <Mew> And brown maybe
00:30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Stranglers-Golden Brown.mp3 (7.91MB 128kbps Stereo 8:38)
00:30:00 <amsy> lol doodle
00:30:00 <amsy> why
00:30:00 <amsy> whyyyyy
00:30:00 <TNT> and u could even stream over msn ffs
00:30:00 <Doodle> why not
00:30:00 <Loof> i actually like that song fu
00:30:00 <Loof> :P
00:30:00 <amsy> he has a song for absolutely everything i mean
00:31:00 <amsy> im not sure i know that song
00:31:00 <Doodle> you would have heard it
00:31:00 <Mew> Its in snatch
00:31:00 <Mew> Like Doodle
00:31:00 <Doodle> :o
00:31:00 <Doodle> sif
00:32:00 <Loof> that song reminds me of pirates
00:32:00 <Loof> i like pirates
00:32:00 <amsy> oh then i probably have
00:33:00 <amsy> Doodle, btw after lying there waiting for 10 hours today and drinking 3 bottles of the most revolting shit they ran behind and had to reschesule me for tomorrow
00:33:00 <amsy> .
00:33:00 <amsy> reschedule*
00:33:00 <Doodle> fucking
00:33:00 <Doodle> i'm on my way
00:33:00 <amsy> lmao <3
00:33:00 <Doodle> was it the barium stuff
00:34:00 <Loof> oh god no
00:34:00 <amsy> no it was soe protein/high energy cunt of a drink
00:34:00 <amsy> absolutely vile
00:34:00 <Doodle> oh great
00:34:00 <amsy> "fruit" flavours
00:34:00 <Doodle> i think you're allregic to norway
00:34:00 <Doodle> *allergic
00:35:00 <amsy> more like piss/sweat/bile after eating a fruit the day before
00:35:00 <Doodle> lol ew
00:35:00 <Loof> sexy
00:35:00 <Mew> was it a glucose drink thing? they're so rank if it was
00:35:00 <Loof> pieter sexy
00:35:00 <xm> Diagnosis: Amsy is part cat
00:35:00 <xm> Prognosis: Will be great at climbing trees
00:35:00 <Loof> getting back down tho
00:35:00 <Loof> not so good
00:36:00 <Doodle> lol
00:36:00 <amsy> it says "high calorie energy drink"
00:36:00 <Doodle> i was going to make a filthy joke about going down
00:36:00 <amsy> but its fat and sugar free?????
00:36:00 <Doodle> but i wont
00:36:00 <Loof> i like sugary fat women
00:36:00 <Loof> fuck that
00:36:00 <Mew> impossibru!!!!
00:36:00 <amsy> it was gross
00:37:00 <amsy> andni have to have 3 more tonight/in the morning
00:37:00 <amsy> thats he worst part
00:37:00 <Loof> i want that stuff they have in hospital that makes you shit constantly
00:37:00 <Loof> best time of my life
00:37:00 <amsy> lol
00:37:00 <Mew> was it like thick syrupy soft drink?
00:37:00 <Maurice> That drink is repulsive
00:37:00 <Doodle> poor amsypoos
00:37:00 <Maurice> If you didn't want to spew already from pregnancy, that drink makes you wanna
00:37:00 <Loof> after a while i was like pieter and just didn't bother wiping
00:38:00 <Loof> yeah i said it
00:38:00 <Doodle> picoprep
00:38:00 <Doodle> makes you shit like a sprinkler
00:38:00 <xm> just wear a dress with no underwear if that's the case
00:38:00 <xm> save a few seconds from having to pull down your pants and undies
00:39:00 <Loof> all i had on was hosp gown
00:39:00 <Loof> with full ass crack showing at the back
00:39:00 <Loof> poor hospital workers :(
00:41:00 <amsy> lol
00:41:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Fat Joe feat. Lil Wayne - The Crackhouse.mp3 (6.13MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:41)
00:41:00 <Loof> lol
00:41:00 <Loof> hahah
00:42:00 <TNT> u still haven't fixed ur script, still showin "Joint Stereo"
00:42:00 <simba> thats the name of his crub
00:43:00 <simba> crib
00:44:00 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0
00:44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: viper - you'll cowards don't even smoke crack Views: 743,889 Uploader: yenniben Uploaded: May 1, 2013 Duration: 4m24s Rating: 4.66
00:46:00 <Doodle> why would i fix my script
00:46:00 <TNT> is it joint stereo mp3's u have or is it just ur script sayin so?
00:47:00 <Doodle> its just the script
00:47:00 <TNT> rite
00:48:00 <amsy> taco tuesday!!!
00:48:00 <Doodle> show us
00:48:00 <Loof> EVERYTHING IS ... oh wait it's wednesday :(
00:50:00 <amsy> soft tacos though
00:51:00 <xm> i refuse to eat hard tacos
00:51:00 <Mew> I eat all 3
00:51:00 <Loof> all dem cocks
00:51:00 <Mew> in and around my mouth
00:52:00 <TNT> cawk
00:52:00 <simba> man i am gonna buy a burrito tomorrow 4 sure
00:52:00 <Doodle> i only eat hard tacos
00:52:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna get canneloni tomorrow and face plant it
00:52:00 <TNT> can ah burrito mah cawk in ..............
00:54:00 <Maurice> Salsa saucily
00:54:00 <Doodle> hottttt
00:54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Eric Cartman As J. Lo - Taco Flavoured Kisses.mp3 (4.58MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:20)
00:54:00 <Maurice> No, just mild
00:54:00 <Maurice> Hot burns
00:54:00 <Doodle> oh
00:54:00 <Doodle> fine
00:57:00 <TNT> show us yah nerdy pix nerdygirl
00:58:00 <simba> nerdygirl loves anime, sushi and pocky ^_^
00:58:00 <Loof> and dressing up like a cat
00:59:00 <Loof> i learned the word weebo the other day
00:59:00 <Loof> but i wont overuse it
00:59:00 <simba> weeaboo yea
00:59:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Vapors - Turning Japanese.mp3 (3.4MB 128kbps Stereo 3:42)
00:59:00 <simba> TheRiddler mite be one
00:59:00 <Doodle> lol
00:59:00 <Loof> badly is one
00:59:00 <Loof> lol
01:00:00 <simba> im like a tryhard wannabe weeaboo
01:00:00 <simba> samurais are sick cunts
01:00:00 <simba> everything japanese owns
01:00:00 <simba> see told u
01:00:00 <Loof> i was one
01:00:00 <Loof> before it was cool
01:00:00 <Loof> lol
01:00:00 <simba> u were cool before cool was cool
01:01:00 <simba> did you used to bash squares?
01:01:00 <Loof> lol
01:01:00 <Loof> nah just married an asian
01:01:00 <Loof> wanted a jap
01:01:00 <Loof> chinese is close enough
01:02:00 <simba> ni hao ma
01:02:00 <Loof> lol
01:02:00 <Loof> she speaks a whack chinese
01:02:00 <Loof> ti jil
01:02:00 <Loof> nobody speaks that shit
01:02:00 <Maurice> Are you still estranged from her?
01:03:00 <Loof> so i dont want her to teach it to zac
01:03:00 <Loof> prefer she teaches him viet
01:03:00 <Loof> do maaaaaaaaaaaa
01:03:00 <Maurice> Ok, good talk
01:03:00 <Doodle> lol
01:04:00 <simba> teach him japanese ^_^
01:05:00 <Loof> lol
01:05:00 <Maurice> Teach him to be sane
01:05:00 <Maurice> Oh wait
01:05:00 <British^Meat> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
01:07:00 <Loof> :3
01:07:00 <Mew> irc2dinein
01:10:00 <Serenity> British^Meat is a joyful fellow
01:12:00 <Maurice> Like Humphrey
01:12:00 <British^Meat> im like dr hibbert from the simpsons
01:12:00 <Maurice> Jolly old fellow
01:12:00 <British^Meat> but not black
01:12:00 <British^Meat> or a doctor
01:12:00 <Maurice> Or animated
01:12:00 <simba> u got a bangin black wife tho rite
01:12:00 <British^Meat> 6yarp
01:13:00 <simba> 666
01:14:00 <simba> dog wars
01:14:00 <British^Meat> dogs thebounty hunter
01:15:00 <giovanni1> hi Kavita
01:15:00 <British^Meat> giovanni1 speaks
01:15:00 <British^Meat> what will he say next?
01:17:00 <British^Meat> what a mystery
01:26:00 <amsy> i just found out Aoibheann is a name
01:27:00 <Serenity> bless you
01:28:00 <TNT> wat kindah name would that be?
01:40:00 <giovanni1> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
01:47:00 <slinky_J> ilu all nini
01:48:00 <amsy> gaelic
01:48:00 <amsy> pronounced Ay-veen
01:49:00 <amsy> weird.
01:52:00 <AzzA> Serenity
01:52:00 <AzzA> is ur netflix working??
01:52:00 <Serenity> yep
01:52:00 <Serenity> watching it bow
01:53:00 <Serenity> now
01:54:00 <AzzA> hmmmm mine is slow as fuck
01:54:00 <AzzA> wont load :(
01:54:00 <Serenity> mine was doing that the other day
01:54:00 <AzzA> how did u fix?
01:55:00 <Serenity> i didn't i just had to wait until it got better
01:57:00 <AzzA> ffs
01:57:00 <AzzA> looks like i gotta watch aussie netflix on ps4
02:14:00 <TNT> ellou tessa
02:38:00 <TNT> yep, nite
04:48:00 <mamak> oi simba
04:48:00 <mamak> fuck u
11:19:00 <stompin> wake up cunts!
11:20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Nup
11:23:00 <stompin> why not
11:24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Cuz.
11:25:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Work is borinf
11:25:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Boring even
11:25:00 <Loof> not all work is
11:25:00 <Loof> use your brain
11:25:00 <stompin> been at home sick is worse than been at work i recon
11:25:00 <stompin> feeling like crapo
11:27:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Can't use my brain at my work
11:27:00 <Loof> stuck in a shitty job
11:27:00 <Loof> fuck
11:28:00 <Loof> you are awesome
11:28:00 <Loof> remember that
11:28:00 <Loof> you're a trooper
11:28:00 <Loof> you're what makes this country
11:28:00 <Loof> battlers like you
11:28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol ok
11:28:00 <slinky_J> wanna see a nice ass
11:28:00 <slinky_J> http://teenkasia.org/teen-kasia-schoolgirl-knee-high-socks/
11:28:00 <Loof> sorry
11:28:00 <slinky_J> i <3 gap
11:28:00 <Loof> :(
11:31:00 <stompin> ashleighxtrinity what do u do for work
11:32:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Call center :/
11:32:00 <Loof> people like you are the backbone that holds this country together
11:32:00 <Loof> sorry
11:32:00 <Loof> :(
11:33:00 <Loof> i'm drunk
11:34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> In the same way egyptian slaves were i think
11:34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> We just have an illusion of being free
11:34:00 <Loof> comfortable slaves
11:35:00 <Loof> sorry
11:35:00 <Loof> i'm drunk
11:35:00 <stompin> ashleighxtrinity that would be painful!
11:36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I imagine the whipping would get old
11:37:00 <stompin> oh man
11:37:00 <stompin> i wish this glandularfever would just pack up and piss off.
11:38:00 <doctor> i'm free to believe that i'm free to believe. I can make the decisions already determined for me by the interaction between environment and body I had no choice in inhabiting
11:38:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol should kiss less gangers
11:38:00 <stompin> lol
11:38:00 <stompin> :(
11:39:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Is called the kissing disease for a reason you know
11:39:00 <stompin> must stay off tinder
11:41:00 <Loof> why doesn't this ashleighxtrinity who ever he/she is talk more
11:41:00 <Loof> i'm enjoying them
11:41:00 <Loof> sorry drunk
11:41:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ha
11:42:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
11:42:00 <Loof> ew Dognuts
11:43:00 <Loof> thinks just got dumb
11:43:00 <Loof> and desperate
11:44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I'd talk more loof but fucking customers keep ringing
11:44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Customers are the worst
11:45:00 <slinky_J> i want to be drunk
11:45:00 <Loof> they dumb
11:45:00 <Loof> fuck them
11:45:00 <Dugnuts> its not even midday
11:45:00 <Dugnuts> goddamn
11:45:00 <slinky_J> lol
11:45:00 <Loof> they think you're the problem with their service
11:45:00 <Loof> when it's those above you
11:45:00 <Loof> you cop all the slack while those above you sit back
11:47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Mmhmm
11:48:00 <Loof> sorry drunk
11:48:00 <Loof> ignore me
11:48:00 <Loof> just work hard and one day you'll be the one sitting back
11:48:00 <Loof> :)
11:49:00 <fawks> NO ONNEEE NO ONE NO OONEEEEEE can get in the way of what I feel for yooouuuu
11:50:00 <Serenity> fawwwkkss
11:51:00 <stompin> bored :(
11:51:00 <stompin> ashleighxtrinity what sorta customers do u have to deal wth
11:52:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ah they're ok
11:52:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Personal banking enquiriea
11:52:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Enquiries
11:52:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hi Serenity
11:53:00 <Serenity> hey ashleigh
11:53:00 <stompin> lol fuck that could be painful
11:53:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yeh
11:54:00 <stompin> im sure u have to deal with lots of monkeys
12:01:00 <Loof> drug tests are now off again
12:01:00 <Loof> wish these cunts would make up their minds
12:01:00 <Loof> fuck em
12:01:00 <Loof> back on weed monday
12:01:00 <Loof> alcohol doesn't agree with me
12:03:00 <Loof> if anyone doesn't like this i will kill u :P https://youtu.be/o_2fKdOY7OQ
12:03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fortunate Youth - Till the End - Audiotree Live Views: 103,763 Uploader: Audiotreetv Uploaded: Aug 29, 2013 Duration: 3m49s Rating: 4.93
12:03:00 <Doodle> i dont like it
12:03:00 <Loof> that's ok you're the exclusion
12:03:00 <Doodle> wooooooo
12:04:00 <Loof> cause weed
12:04:00 <Doodle> @_@
12:04:00 <Loof> killer weed crew
12:05:00 <Loof> and your car and penis
12:05:00 <slinky_J> y u drinkin?
12:05:00 <Doodle> lol my car and penis
12:05:00 <Loof> killer weed combo
12:05:00 <Doodle> c-c-c-c-c-comboooooooooo
12:05:00 <Loof> lol
12:05:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait for black ops 3!!!!!!!
12:06:00 <slinky_J> zombies!!!!
12:06:00 <Loof> how isn't doodle slaying every chick here
12:06:00 <Doodle> racist
12:06:00 <Loof> i confuse
12:06:00 <Doodle> theyre all frigid
12:06:00 <Loof> lol
12:07:00 <slinky_J> lewf howcome ur drinkin bro?
12:08:00 <Loof> i just wanna jam tonight smokin on some trees till the morning light
12:10:00 <fawks> Hey sez soz I was pooping
12:10:00 <fawks> :3
12:11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hot image there
12:12:00 <fawks> Ikr
12:12:00 <stompin> lol
12:12:00 <stompin> bewbiesss
12:12:00 <Serenity> haha
12:12:00 <Serenity> we got the place fawks!
12:12:00 <fawks> OMG yayyy
12:13:00 <fawks> ComlngrTs
12:13:00 <fawks> Um
12:13:00 <fawks> Congrats
12:13:00 <fawks> Lol
12:13:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Moving house Serenity?
12:13:00 <Serenity> haha thanks
12:13:00 <Serenity> yeah ashleigh
12:13:00 <fawks> What's it like
12:13:00 <Loof> how is so funny at her age?
12:13:00 <Loof> bizzare
12:13:00 <Serenity> its like the effing hilton compared to this place
12:13:00 <fawks> Huh
12:13:00 <fawks> Pics
12:13:00 <Serenity> its a 4x2 polish hardwood floors HUGE kitchen
12:13:00 <fawks> Also is there room for e
12:13:00 <fawks> Me
12:13:00 <Serenity> yes!
12:13:00 <Loof> god that would rule
12:14:00 <fawks> Woop
12:14:00 <Serenity> ducted REFRIDGERATED ac through the whole house
12:14:00 <Loof> do eet
12:14:00 <fawks> Niiice
12:14:00 <Loof> learn to like this fuckers: https://youtu.be/NOJMaoqGfmk
12:14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fortunate Youth - Sweet Love - Audiotree Live Views: 91,787 Uploader: Audiotreetv Uploaded: Aug 29, 2013 Duration: 4m44s Rating: 4.92
12:14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Cool when can i move in? ;)
12:14:00 <fawks> Gtfo
12:14:00 <Serenity> hahah
12:14:00 <fawks> I call dibs
12:14:00 <Serenity> noo its minee
12:15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> and is there room for my 12 piece drum set
12:15:00 <Serenity> security screens on all the windows and a security alarm
12:15:00 <Loof> i'm liking this ashleighxtrinity more every sentence
12:15:00 <fawks> Sounds awesome
12:15:00 <Serenity> oh ashleighxtrinity that can go out in the games room out the back haha
12:15:00 <fawks> I want pics pls ty
12:15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> But where will the console collection go? :/
12:15:00 <Loof> cannot get enough of your loveeeee
12:15:00 <fawks> When do you move
12:15:00 <Loof> and a console collection
12:15:00 <Loof> i think i'm in lovfe
12:16:00 <Serenity> 3 weeks, our lease doesnt run out here until then
12:16:00 <fawks> Moving to a new place is fucking awesome but its the process that sucks so bad
12:16:00 <Serenity> but that gives us time to pack without rushing
12:16:00 <fawks> I haaaate moving
12:16:00 <fawks> lol
12:16:00 <Serenity> the process is effing balls
12:16:00 <Loof> i need to fix this house up
12:16:00 <fawks> Agreed
12:16:00 <Loof> holes everywhere
12:16:00 <Serenity> i have a pic of the kitchen thats it haha ill whatsapp you
12:16:00 <fawks> Okies
12:16:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Nes, snes, 64, gc, atari 2600, all the xboxes all the ps's, all the gb's...
12:17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> And a c64 in a pair tree
12:17:00 <Loof> ashleighxtrinity, can i come over?
12:17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Pear even
12:17:00 <fawks> Pair tree
12:17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Bring pizza and yes
12:17:00 <Loof> fuck yes!
12:17:00 <Loof> can i bring weed?
12:17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> No.
12:17:00 <fawks> mm I want pears
12:17:00 <Loof> :(
12:17:00 <Loof> what about wine?
12:17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Pairs of pears?
12:17:00 <slinky_J> if u have GBA SP i want it
12:18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Goonsacks permitted
12:18:00 <fawks> lmao
12:18:00 <Loof> yay!!!
12:18:00 <Loof> asl?
12:18:00 <Loof> :P
12:18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I want it. I have two but i want it
12:18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> 12 f cali
12:18:00 <Loof> lol
12:18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> slinky_J is it rare
12:18:00 <Loof> jesus liked wine
12:18:00 <Loof> and i like jesus
12:19:00 <Loof> sorry
12:19:00 <Loof> drunk
12:19:00 <Loof> :P
12:19:00 <Loof> at 12:19 pm
12:19:00 <Loof> lol
12:19:00 <Loof> tell me to shutup and get a job
12:19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> shut up
12:20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Get a job
12:20:00 <Loof> lol
12:20:00 <Loof> ty
12:20:00 <Loof> :P
12:20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Now actually get a job
12:20:00 <Loof> too mental
12:20:00 <Loof> might kill co-workers
12:20:00 <Loof> better to be locked up in my house
12:20:00 <Loof> or jail
12:20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Sound like chris
12:21:00 <Loof> oh you know my brother?
12:21:00 <Loof> oh look what the kids are wearing these days
12:21:00 <Shadowgate> ashleighxtrinity is cute aww
12:22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ..
12:22:00 <Loof> oh god a dippy curry muncher
12:22:00 <Loof> that's all we need
12:22:00 <Loof> seems to be an unending supply
12:24:00 <Loof> like the guy at aldi said when i was buying wine
12:24:00 <Loof> "no work today"
12:24:00 <Loof> and i said
12:24:00 <Loof> "no i'm disabled, thanks for making things awkward"
12:25:00 <Loof> it's my standard response
12:25:00 <Loof> when worker bees try to rise up
12:26:00 <Loof> killed it
12:26:00 <Loof> zzzzz
12:29:00 <Loof> lol genius: http://gizmodo.com/spraypainting-phalluses-on-potholes-is-one-way-to-get-t-1700580029
12:31:00 <Loof> god this place is just as dead during the day
12:31:00 <British^Meat> or they just dont wanna talk when you're here
12:31:00 <British^Meat> gawsh, why dont these mongers get that?
12:33:00 <simba> British^Meat needs 2 start getting high again
12:33:00 <Loof> he is a very angry little man
12:33:00 <Loof> probably cause of his sister boning a nigger
12:33:00 <British^Meat> quit saying that
12:33:00 <British^Meat> and defending this oaf
12:33:00 <Loof> only time shall tell
12:35:00 <fawks> Maybe the cashier was just trying to have a conversation
12:35:00 <fawks> The world is out to get yo uloof lol
12:35:00 <fawks> Isn't*
12:35:00 <Loof> now you're not being funny
12:35:00 <Loof> be funny
12:36:00 <simba> ur funny
12:38:00 <simba> British^Meat i think we just let stuff that doesnt matter go easier when we're high, like people you dont like on irc typing
12:39:00 <simba> like anyone who has a serious problem with anyone on here to the point where they talk at them every day
12:39:00 <simba> is a gigantic faggot
12:39:00 <simba> lets be honest
12:39:00 <fawks> u
12:40:00 <simba> hash tag real talk hash tag stina says hash tag think tank
12:41:00 <fawks> We all dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having it's motives questioned.
12:41:00 <fawks> -- Skirmish
12:42:00 <simba> lol
12:42:00 <simba> that is deep
12:43:00 <simba> Impeccable grammar and a holier-than-thou attitude. Ladies, where do you want to sign?
12:43:00 <simba> One at a time, Ladies.
12:46:00 <simba> niggers uprising again this time baltimore
12:46:00 <simba> news u dont hear on the news
12:47:00 <British^Meat> yer but i never smoked during the day
12:48:00 <British^Meat> and honestly when i was whacked and on my pc, id be playing games, not as much on irc
12:48:00 <British^Meat> and ive just come off of a 9 week stint of wokring days 7 - 4pm.
12:48:00 <British^Meat> so youre basically saying u want me to irc less
12:48:00 <British^Meat> It hurts me simba it hurts soooo baddddddd
12:49:00 <British^Meat> but u have a meat garuntee, i will not mention Loof again
12:49:00 <British^Meat> strike me down if i do
12:49:00 <British^Meat> ur my nigga
12:50:00 <simba> no say it doesnt end this way
12:50:00 <simba> i just want us all 2 get along
12:51:00 <simba> i dont like seeing the good guys in fight Loof is a good guy its just buried in a lot of pain
12:51:00 <simba> and Weed
12:52:00 <British^Meat> lol fark orfffffffff
12:52:00 <stompin> borerddddddddd
12:52:00 <simba> what if an itch is the ghost of a dead fly you killed
12:55:00 <slinky_J> deew
12:55:00 <slinky_J> time to smoke some deew
12:57:00 <slinky_J> intersteller theme is choice to smoke to
13:01:00 <Loof> mind blown
13:01:00 <Loof> simba for god
13:01:00 <Loof> i'm really not that complicated
13:01:00 <Loof> i just need weed
13:02:00 <Loof> sorry was changing a 4 year olds nappy
13:02:00 <Loof> 4 years old and still nappies
13:06:00 <KillerClown> youre a fucking cooked unit
13:06:00 <simba> toilet train him before he becomes the next saemon
13:06:00 <Loof> rofl
13:07:00 <Loof> what is your sleeping pattern
13:07:00 <Loof> i want to sync
13:07:00 <Loof> sorry should have said that in #420
13:07:00 <simba> not very good like anywhere between 11-2 i sleep
13:08:00 <Loof> that's pretty good
13:08:00 <stompin> oh well there goes another $750 bucks
13:08:00 <Loof> 3 year old just asked me why mario is in the pipes
13:08:00 <stompin> finnaly got round to ordering a NAS and some drives
13:08:00 <Loof> well he's 4 next week
13:09:00 <Loof> needs a wii bad
13:09:00 <Loof> it will explain things
13:11:00 <Loof> sorry drunk
13:11:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dvvp6kkEy4
13:11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ikonika: Sahara Michael (Hyperdub 2009) Views: 852 Uploader: hyperdubrecords Uploaded: Oct 21, 2013 Duration: 4m24s Rating: 5.00
13:11:00 <slinky_J> huhu
13:12:00 <Loof> oh god
13:12:00 <Loof> i should crank 8bit in public
13:12:00 <simba> ikonika is some asian bitch thats y she rules
13:12:00 <Loof> simba you dont even realise how much you have in common with me
13:13:00 <simba> i do a bit
13:13:00 <stompin> where r the sluts attttttt
13:13:00 <stompin> tits out for the lads
13:14:00 <slinky_J> i got em
13:14:00 <Loof> on phone
13:14:00 <slinky_J> GOT EEM
13:14:00 <slinky_J> http://i59.tinypic.com/33vdelj.jpg
13:14:00 <Loof> brb
13:15:00 <Loof> now where were
13:15:00 <Loof> we
13:15:00 <Loof> were we
13:16:00 <Loof> thinking
13:16:00 <Loof> thinkjing
13:16:00 <Loof> god i need weed
13:16:00 <Loof> such a chris while drunk
13:16:00 <Loof> i hate it
13:17:00 <Loof> but he does nothing
13:17:00 <Loof> prefers depressed over stress
13:17:00 <Loof> but you need stress for success
13:18:00 <slinky_J> njoy
13:18:00 <Loof> i just dont want simba to end up like me
13:18:00 <slinky_J> is good
13:18:00 <Loof> i guess thats it
13:18:00 <slinky_J> simba is going to end up like mad max
13:19:00 <slinky_J> on teh road, bangin hardbody gurls
13:19:00 <slinky_J> killin savages
13:19:00 <slinky_J> takin some time out to enjoy a choice sunset
13:19:00 <Loof> but he's too smart for tafe/uni/work
13:20:00 <Loof> fuck
13:20:00 <Loof> what can i say
13:20:00 <slinky_J> there be green grass over them hills yonder
13:20:00 <Loof> i'll just stfu
13:20:00 <Loof> sorry drunk
13:20:00 <slinky_J> have a drink for me cunt
13:20:00 <slinky_J> !
13:22:00 <Shadowgate> b e e r
13:22:00 <nate> loof isnt sorry, hes ALOOF!
13:22:00 <Loof> worst enemies always end up my best friends
13:22:00 <nate> ;O
13:22:00 <Loof> why is that
13:22:00 <Loof> let me thinkj
13:22:00 <Loof> maybe because we have the most to learn from them
13:23:00 <slinky_J> this bad vibe SUCKS MAN
13:23:00 <slinky_J> check this shit out
13:23:00 <slinky_J> http://i62.tinypic.com/2rfps77.jpg
13:23:00 <stebie> no
13:23:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaaahahahahaha
13:23:00 <stebie> nate, give me $1m please
13:23:00 <slinky_J> wish you'd check that shit OUT!
13:23:00 <Loof> is nate a sexy female, or a dumb male?
13:23:00 <nate> living off the interest stebie?
13:24:00 <stebie> why not :D
13:24:00 <slinky_J> ask loof y he put me on ignore
13:24:00 <nate> id love to give out happiness:)
13:24:00 <Loof> nate told me i shower in vb
13:24:00 <Loof> i hate vb
13:24:00 <nate> 1million may help
13:25:00 <Loof> then told me i bathe in vb
13:25:00 <Loof> i still dont get it
13:25:00 <Loof> is it retarded?
13:25:00 <slinky_J> what would you do if i sang out of tune
13:26:00 <stebie> is it retarded to bathe in vb? yes
13:26:00 <slinky_J> would you stand up and walk out on me
13:26:00 <stebie> just as retarded as drinking it
13:26:00 <Loof> that's what i thought
13:26:00 <Loof> so i dont get it
13:26:00 <nate> drink some vb and throw it up on yourself :D
13:26:00 <Loof> vb tastes like paint to me
13:26:00 <Loof> i think i'd rather drink petrol
13:26:00 <nate> OVERLOAD that liver!
13:26:00 <slinky_J> lend me your ears and i'll sing you a song
13:26:00 <Shadowgate> vb rocks
13:26:00 <slinky_J> i will try not to sing out of keyyy yeaaahh
13:27:00 <Loof> maybe nate is just a troll
13:27:00 <Loof> that makes the most sense
13:27:00 <slinky_J> NATE IS BOSS!
13:27:00 <nate> i look like a troll ;D
13:27:00 <nate> i eat billy goats
13:27:00 <Loof> Shadowgate you're in pakistan
13:27:00 <Loof> you know jack about australian beer
13:27:00 <Loof> so just stfu
13:27:00 <slinky_J> goats!
13:27:00 <Shadowgate> lol
13:27:00 <goat_on_a_hill> woo been a while
13:28:00 <Loof> only good australian beer is coopers
13:28:00 <nate> slinky have u been running lately?
13:28:00 <Loof> deal with it
13:29:00 <nate> i like kilkenny thats australian;
13:29:00 <goat_on_a_hill> no
13:29:00 <Shadowgate> vb rocks
13:29:00 <nate> haha ;D
13:29:00 <Loof> u said that
13:29:00 <simba> coopers mate south australian icon
13:29:00 <goat_on_a_hill> im on a fucking hill man
13:29:00 <goat_on_a_hill> im like Glob or somethin'
13:31:00 <stebie> Loof, to me vb tastes like cigarettes / ash soaked in water
13:31:00 <stebie> if that makes sense
13:31:00 <Loof> yes it does
13:31:00 <Loof> couldn't have put it better
13:32:00 <mrgrumpy> sif drink someone else's beer, brew it yourself you lazy cunts :P
13:33:00 <goat_on_a_hill> Feeling so excited it's the best thing that I've ever found *talking down to you*
13:33:00 <Loof> mrgrumpy knows where its at
13:33:00 <Loof> homebrew is simply superior
13:34:00 <mrgrumpy> tastes of beer, not chemicals
13:34:00 <mrgrumpy> WAY WAY cheaper too
13:35:00 <Loof> god yes
13:35:00 <Loof> he's saying what i could say if i wasn't too drunk
13:35:00 <mrgrumpy> at *least* half the price and that's if you're doing a fancy brew, if you're just kit bashing you'll bay 1/4 the price
13:35:00 <goat_on_a_hill> I'll take a shot but I thought That you didn't really have any more of your secrets and you can plan but you won't understand when the teaches come and jump you at recess and Stomach's turning books are burning I found better things than learning Yeah I ain't going again unless you hold my hand!
13:36:00 <Loof> can i have some of your beer?
13:36:00 <Loof> i bet i would *drool*
13:36:00 <mrgrumpy> no but I can give you my recipe :P
13:36:00 <nate> drink some beer outta mrgrumpys belly button
13:37:00 <nate> fancy
13:37:00 <Loof> serious?
13:37:00 <Loof> i bet your beer would cause less agro
13:38:00 <simba> https://38.media.tumblr.com/50f7130f8f8dd3dbb597dfe6ec916858/tumblr_nktssimT4L1qza1qzo1_540.gif
13:39:00 <goat_on_a_hill> i got these glasses on this chick gave me
13:39:00 <goat_on_a_hill> they white with trippy flowers on em
13:39:00 <goat_on_a_hill> huhu
13:39:00 <goat_on_a_hill> mooo
13:39:00 <goat_on_a_hill> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_YPmgamRto
13:39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DooM II Music - Map 9 - Into Sandy's City by Nemistade Views: 53,361 Uploader: Nemistade Uploaded: Dec 4, 2013 Duration: 4m31s Rating: 4.99
13:39:00 <goat_on_a_hill> bayum!
13:41:00 <Loof> i want to hear doom ii music
13:41:00 <Loof> but all i see is bones
13:43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hmmm
13:43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> How to get wifi on this TV
13:43:00 <stompin> boredddddddd
13:43:00 <stompin> do i go to bed or not
13:44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> When big dog goes to bed
13:44:00 <goat_on_a_hill> big dog
13:45:00 <goat_on_a_hill> is that ur bfs pet name
13:45:00 <stompin> lol
13:45:00 <nate> cute give a dog a bone!
13:45:00 <goat_on_a_hill> what do you call his dick, Little Pup?
13:45:00 <goat_on_a_hill> Boned, James Boned.
13:45:00 <stompin> after 5 years of having a tv/dvd player with wifi/network ports i finnally got it going today hahah
13:45:00 <goat_on_a_hill> ahahahaha
13:46:00 <nate> got that ps4 yeah goafy
13:46:00 <nate> or goaty ;l
13:46:00 <goat_on_a_hill> it doesnt come out till june
13:46:00 <goat_on_a_hill> thas y i preorder
13:46:00 <nate> dont kill anyone, hold on :D
13:46:00 <goat_on_a_hill> lel
13:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hohoho
13:46:00 <goat_on_a_hill> naw im chill about it
13:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ahuhuhu
13:47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Huehuehue
13:47:00 <goat_on_a_hill> i love having things to look forward to
13:47:00 <goat_on_a_hill> xD
13:47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> U saa funnaaa
13:47:00 <goat_on_a_hill> lookin forward to finishin off my arm in a couple months
13:47:00 <goat_on_a_hill> plus im high as fuck right now
13:47:00 <nate> sweet finishing off my little pony tat?
13:48:00 <goat_on_a_hill> lel
13:48:00 <goat_on_a_hill> um
13:48:00 <goat_on_a_hill> i show u pic of arm
13:48:00 <goat_on_a_hill> with me in it lol
13:48:00 <nate> just the arm will do :D
13:48:00 <nate> no nudeys
13:49:00 <nate> wait till june
13:49:00 <nate> u gonna show it off?
13:49:00 <nate> tank tops all day every day ;D
13:50:00 <TNT> soup
13:50:00 <goat_on_a_hill> since its cold i dun get to show off my shoulder tat
13:54:00 <goat_on_a_hill> man i feel like watching intersteller now but it takes so so long to get into it and when it does you're like what the fuck that's Alfred Pennyworth what the fuck is Alfred from Batman doing in this shit
13:54:00 <TNT> gots ne mirror selfies Ana_Ng?
13:57:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hahahaha goat_on_a_hill so true
13:57:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Such a long movie
13:58:00 <ashleighxtrinity> That "what if love is quantifiable" bullshit annoyed me
14:00:00 <Fez> chicken on a raft
14:00:00 <doctor> alive n kickin
14:00:00 <stompin> i think its nap tim
14:00:00 <stompin> e
14:00:00 <doctor> lovely
14:01:00 <goat_on_a_hill> lol!
14:01:00 <goat_on_a_hill> just going to scare the shit out of you my lil girl by knocking books offf of the shelves of your book case for thirty years
14:02:00 <doctor> you know your life is sorted when you can afford to nap when you want. just uncanny life seems to look for problems even when things are good
14:02:00 <goat_on_a_hill> fuck that movie ashleighxtrinity, fuck that movie in it's stupid ass!!!
14:02:00 <doctor> see, goat_on_a_hill must be in a good position as well to want to cause mischief
14:02:00 <ashleighxtrinity> It's like, he knew they were puzzled in the past by the books why not so something more useful
14:03:00 <goat_on_a_hill> I too have weilded wieildededed many sword.
14:03:00 <goat_on_a_hill> save.
14:03:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Doctor, people in prison can nap when they want. Homeless people can nap when they want. I don't think it's a sign your life is sorted
14:03:00 <goat_on_a_hill> Nobody sleeps when they want.
14:04:00 <doctor> not true. the guards wont let prisoners have it easy and the homeless are struggling to survive
14:04:00 <goat_on_a_hill> that's some deep quotable shit right there.
14:04:00 <goat_on_a_hill> Nobody sleeps when they want.
14:05:00 <simba> homeless person cant sleep at 2pm under a busy bridge
14:05:00 <goat_on_a_hill> in your head in your head, zombie zombie zomb eh eh eh eh eh eh oh oh oh oh oh oh *some really weird vocal sounds*
14:05:00 <doctor> once security is established and you aren't struggling, life never seems to cease seeing itself as a problem where something needs to be done. when you sleep when you want, which is difficult, you've got something sorted most people don't
14:05:00 <goat_on_a_hill> financial security is the death of all of us
14:06:00 <goat_on_a_hill> twenty years from now it be like "So what do you aspire to be when you grow up? Billy." "I want to liiiiivvveee but i caint afford teh cause im four years old and aint it a bitch that aint old enouogh to get a job!"
14:08:00 <doctor> maybe they'll say "I want to avenge my birth by destroying the universe!" but I dunno
14:08:00 <doctor> that's a pretty gloomy way of looking at things
14:08:00 <goat_on_a_hill> A SAD DAY FOR US ALL, DOCTOR. WHERE'S THAT HOT BITCH YOU TRAVEL WITH, I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER. sorreh for teh caps, uno them back there *points to the beginning of the sentence* proton pills proton pills proton pills
14:08:00 <doctor> i like you
14:10:00 <doctor> oh it's pandas, that would explains it
14:10:00 <goat_on_a_hill> hmm yes, well i am not one to talk much of philosophy for i am a goat. standing on a hill, staring out into forever as forever searches for me, teh goat on the hill.
14:10:00 <goat_on_a_hill> werd boi!!!
14:10:00 <British^Meat> heh
14:10:00 <British^Meat> oops
14:11:00 <goat_on_a_hill> lol
14:11:00 <British^Meat> im actually against napping
14:11:00 <British^Meat> i dunno how ppl can do it
14:12:00 <goat_on_a_hill> you get really, really drunk.
14:14:00 <goat_on_a_hill> I have this gift of knowledge and some uncalled for humour in this here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFTaiWInZ44
14:14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tim and Eric - The Universe + Extanded Scenes (Complete) Views: 1,572,078 Uploader: Robbie Jack Uploaded: Sep 4, 2013 Duration: 6m54s Rating: 4.93
14:14:00 <doctor> people i've known to be extremely efficient workers had the propensity to be heavy drinkers
14:15:00 <goat_on_a_hill> Extandad hahaha what a dickhead
14:16:00 <goat_on_a_hill> i just commented on that guys video "Extanded hahaha.
14:16:00 <goat_on_a_hill> AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! lols!!"
14:16:00 <goat_on_a_hill> fkn dickhead
14:18:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11025741_10153170581427287_1539387405097755983_n.jpg?oh=6c91da2f11137ae693fd6f0be7739355&oe=559D7E7C&__gda__=1440595715_1e7bb7210df77206d28755a093053372
14:18:00 <doctor> lol
14:25:00 <British^Meat> hah nice pic
14:25:00 <British^Meat> hella belly
14:26:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
14:26:00 <TheRiddler> my brother is watching arrested development
14:26:00 <British^Meat> cool
14:26:00 <British^Meat> mine isnt
14:26:00 <British^Meat> mine is at work or somthing where ever he is
14:26:00 <British^Meat> i really dunno
14:27:00 <goat_on_a_hill> im gonna watch that guy in horrible bosses 2
14:27:00 <TheRiddler> they used the water that they thawed the chicken in as a sauce
14:27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:28:00 <TheRiddler> I know how that is going to turn out
14:29:00 <goat_on_a_hill> i need munchies
14:29:00 <goat_on_a_hill> :/
14:30:00 <goat_on_a_hill> #Pizza4Pandis
14:31:00 <goat_on_a_hill> i am going to roast fucking chicken wings!
14:48:00 <Doodle> who wants to wash my car for me
14:48:00 <British^Meat> lets do a deal
14:48:00 <British^Meat> ?
14:48:00 <Doodle> do i have to take my pants off
14:48:00 <British^Meat> only if u want to use them to scrub my rims (ooer)
14:49:00 <Doodle> lol
14:49:00 <British^Meat> coz mine are filthy atm
14:49:00 <Doodle> mine look clean but arent and take ages to clean
14:49:00 <British^Meat> its a dick of a job
14:49:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10390362_10204722026624160_5795870415539479687_n.jpg?oh=475bd7733dc23ca1d711a1382d1facad&oe=55CC8009&__gda__=1439909151_160cd39d251e57d95186e200b5df778d
14:49:00 <Doodle> it is
14:50:00 <TNT> zah riceburner
14:50:00 <Shadowgate> TNT has a riceburner lol
14:51:00 <Shadowgate> he burns rice lol
14:51:00 <TNT> Shadowgate, wipe ur chin
14:51:00 <TNT> u're always drbbling bullshit
14:51:00 <Shadowgate> lol
14:52:00 <TNT> +i
14:52:00 <British^Meat> careful
14:52:00 <British^Meat> he will turn and attack
14:52:00 <British^Meat> witnessed it i have
14:54:00 <Shadowgate> +i has no value offcourse its a leeter answer is 0
14:54:00 <Shadowgate> im a mathemetician
14:54:00 <TNT> u have no English value whatsoever
14:59:00 <British^Meat> woah
15:14:00 <Fez> hi bonny
16:10:00 <TheRon> in a town called maloce
16:11:00 <fawks> Does anyone know what time the pacquaio vs mayweather fight is on Saturday
16:12:00 <TheRon> 11 am i got but that could be the undercard
16:12:00 <fawks> Hmmm
16:12:00 <fawks> OK ty
16:12:00 <TheRon> my bro and i are going to the pub to watch
16:12:00 <fawks> My uncle bought a 200cm ultra HDTV for the fight
16:12:00 <fawks> lol
16:12:00 <fawks> So I'll be watching there
16:13:00 <abc> who let the dogs out ? who who who who who ?
16:15:00 <TheRon> who are you? who who
16:15:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: who is your daddy and what does he od?
16:15:00 <TheRon> a pimp
16:16:00 <TheRon> and it ain't easy
16:16:00 <abc> :)
16:18:00 <TheRon> let her cry
16:20:00 <slinky_J> no wonder people commit crimes
16:20:00 <slinky_J> Horrible Bosses 2 looks like it'd be a laugh riot to kidnap someone!
16:21:00 <Fez> the breasts have arrived
16:21:00 <TheRon> i'd let jennifer anniston do 6 things to me that are completely illegal
16:21:00 <Fez> ill miss out so someone can have them
16:22:00 <slinky_J> she's like 50 dude
16:23:00 <slinky_J> that's 50 shades of wrong
16:23:00 <Fez> know of any ph companies that can give u 2 sims with the same number?
16:23:00 <Fez> so if u recharge 1 it recharges both?
16:23:00 <Fez> or am I dreaming?
16:24:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: would you turn her down?
16:26:00 <TheRon> i know nothing of phones
16:27:00 <Fez> if phones were breasts.....
16:27:00 <Fez> .. I still wouldnt know anything
16:27:00 <TheRon> i know nothing of women period
16:28:00 <Fez> wrong choice of word I think
16:28:00 <TheRon> yes!
16:28:00 <abc> haha
16:30:00 <TheRon> street fighting man
16:32:00 <Fez> andrew and miran ate kfc the lucky buggers
16:32:00 <TheRon> tough being executed on an empty somach
16:33:00 <slinky_J> this day has a weird vibe
16:33:00 <Fez> 2 breast peices please
16:33:00 <slinky_J> like a good day to be wit a girl
16:33:00 <abc> definitely time to boycott bali
16:33:00 <slinky_J> y
16:34:00 <abc> with no embassy support you wouldnt want to be in indonesia thats for sure
16:34:00 <steven_> didnt you learn that with that other bitch?
16:34:00 <abc> its a third world country run by the military
16:34:00 <slinky_J> the asian guy said in an interview that he knew there was a chance he could be caught but you just hope you're not one of them
16:34:00 <abc> fuck that
16:35:00 <TheRon> east timor for a holiday?
16:35:00 <slinky_J> it's basically run by the former prime minister
16:35:00 <slinky_J> or president what ever he is
16:35:00 <slinky_J> the new one is his puppet
16:35:00 <abc> it would have been a different story if they had executed them ten years ago not once they did their time
16:35:00 <abc> bastards
16:35:00 <steven_> thats what happens
16:35:00 <TheRon> i don't think we paid enough money to the right people to save those two
16:35:00 <slinky_J> they didnt do their time
16:36:00 <abc> susuliyo banbbang was supposed to come to perth this week ... the gutless prick cancelled
16:36:00 <slinky_J> they were on death row
16:36:00 <abc> couldnt handle the backlash i reckon
16:36:00 <slinky_J> a guy in america spent his life on death row for thirty years dude
16:36:00 <slinky_J> was released recently
16:36:00 <abc> ten years in jail is time enough
16:36:00 <Fez> we kept making them wait longer by appealing
16:36:00 <TheRon> please keep in mind they can invade us we can'
16:36:00 <Fez> australias fault really
16:36:00 <TheRon> we can't invade them
16:36:00 <slinky_J> yer but isn't their law abc
16:36:00 <fawks> If the law was to get shot for mistakes you made 10 years ago we'll all be dead
16:36:00 <slinky_J> now you can critisize them but you may aswell do the same to america
16:37:00 <abc> the yanks can get fucked too .. those litle church loving fucks\
16:37:00 <slinky_J> ilu fox
16:37:00 <slinky_J> ahehehe
16:37:00 <abc> praise the lord
16:37:00 <abc> currently 3 us ships in freo port
16:37:00 <slinky_J> christianity from the beginning, becore it was even a church, was an evangelical jewish religion
16:38:00 <Fez> 2 less crims cant be bad can it?
16:38:00 <abc> the carl vinzen being nuclear and all is not allowed in the port
16:38:00 <abc> they can all go jump in the ocean for all i care
16:38:00 <TheRon> i thinks it's in the bible, he who deals in drugs shall surely be put to death
16:38:00 <abc> warmongering brainless lord prayers
16:39:00 <Fez> they knew the consequences
16:39:00 <abc> still believe in noahs ark ffs
16:39:00 <TheRon> the new new testament
16:39:00 <Fez> jesus wept
16:39:00 <abc> the yanks are no better than those indonesian monkeys
16:40:00 <TheRon> shooting those two from the legs up made jesus cry
16:40:00 <abc> lol
16:40:00 <Fez> did they get breasts last night?
16:40:00 <abc> i feel sorry for their families
16:40:00 <TheRon> 6 shooters only 3 have bullets
16:40:00 <slinky_J> we used to execute people here
16:41:00 <slinky_J> not so long ago..
16:41:00 <abc> it went out 50 years ago
16:41:00 <slinky_J> a little too soon to be criticizing the world
16:41:00 <slinky_J> we used to have arranged marriage
16:41:00 <slinky_J> you could marry a 14 yr old
16:41:00 <TheRon> now arranging marriages for 13 yo's is illegal
16:41:00 <abc> thats ok .. they only lived til 50 too
16:41:00 <slinky_J> a little hypocritical isnt it
16:41:00 <slinky_J> to judge them
16:42:00 <abc> i suppose you think its ok for mohammad to fuck 3 year olds ?
16:42:00 <abc> its pendophillia to the extreme
16:42:00 <slinky_J> the Prophet?
16:42:00 <abc> laws made by men to satisfy their sexual deviency
16:42:00 <abc> yep
16:42:00 <slinky_J> he didn't have sex with babies
16:42:00 <Fez> they got caught doing the wtong thing in a place that kills you for it.
16:42:00 <abc> its not right
16:42:00 <Fez> fine by me
16:42:00 <TheRon> muslims get stoned when they commit adultery whereas aussies commit adultery when they get stoned
16:43:00 <Fez> and ian thorpe is gay
16:43:00 <abc> haha
16:43:00 <slinky_J> we used to shame divorced women
16:43:00 <abc> adultury is only illegal for the females
16:43:00 <Fez> a national treasure
16:43:00 <slinky_J> and still do shame single parents
16:43:00 <StrykerX> <TheRon> muslims get stoned when they commit adultery whereas aussies commit adultery when they get stoned
16:43:00 <slinky_J> how are we any better?
16:43:00 <StrykerX> Best. Ever.
16:43:00 <abc> no matter what you say .. it aint correct .. its dark ages crap
16:43:00 <TheRon> yes minister, believe or not
16:43:00 <StrykerX> Also, adultery isn't illegal as such
16:44:00 <StrykerX> Unless you're religious.
16:44:00 <abc> people used to poke hot pokers up peoples arses for treason
16:44:00 <StrykerX> Then more fool you.
16:44:00 <Fez> its only an opinion.
16:44:00 <slinky_J> we live in a society that breeds serial killers, killers in general really, rapists, sadists
16:44:00 <slinky_J> and we accept it
16:44:00 <abc> there is lots of wrong doing .. we are over it and supposed to be civilised
16:44:00 <TheRon> nigel hawthorne fist said i was just quoting him
16:44:00 <slinky_J> those people aren't civilized?
16:44:00 <abc> nope
16:44:00 <slinky_J> by the very definition of the word, they are.
16:44:00 <abc> they are not they are monkeys just off the trees with their attitudes
16:45:00 <abc> living in the dark ages
16:45:00 <slinky_J> you worse than they are
16:45:00 <slinky_J> want to know why?
16:45:00 <abc> no
16:45:00 <slinky_J> exactly.
16:45:00 <Fez> tell him anyways
16:45:00 <abc> anyways i am boycotting bali\
16:45:00 <slinky_J> blissful ignorance in all it's glory right there.
16:45:00 <TheRon> anybody watch yes, minister?
16:46:00 <abc> if thats all i can do to show dissaproval then so be it
16:46:00 <slinky_J> when were you even planning on going to bali?
16:46:00 <abc> i have been before and not going back
16:46:00 <slinky_J> and are you going to check every single thing you buy for a made in bali sticker or printed label?
16:46:00 <Fez> why not boycott them 10 yrs ago
16:46:00 <Fez> seems a bit late mate
16:47:00 <abc> if thats all I can do then thats all I can do
16:47:00 <slinky_J> the implications of your boycotting bali will tear such a devestating hole in their economy.
16:47:00 <TheRon> imagine if those two were white, there'd be uproar
16:47:00 <abc> fuck the rest of you fuckwits
16:47:00 <abc> you can do what you like
16:47:00 <steven_> loooooooooooooooool
16:47:00 <slinky_J> lol stebie bro
16:47:00 <slinky_J> let's choof
16:47:00 <steven_> ;p
16:47:00 <slinky_J> brb 420
16:47:00 <abc> united we stand .. divided we fall slinky_J
16:48:00 <steven_> i got crud
16:48:00 <TheRon> is the gunja any good?
16:48:00 <Fez> anyways... breasts
16:48:00 <steven_> nup
16:48:00 <steven_> poooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
16:48:00 <Fez> did they get breasts?
16:49:00 <TheRon> i think it's legal to smoke hooch at the cricket in the caribbean
16:49:00 <Fez> bs
16:49:00 <abc> haha you wish TheRon
16:49:00 <Fez> cant be
16:49:00 <abc> got your tickets booked
16:49:00 <TheRon> imagine that cricket trip
16:49:00 <Fez> black breasts?
16:50:00 <TheRon> that natonal geographic look
16:50:00 <Fez> some like it
16:50:00 <Fez> some dont
16:50:00 <Fez> fine by me
16:51:00 <TheRon> the ashes could be improved with weed
16:51:00 <StrykerX> Breasts are breasts. As long as they exist and aren't classed as "surfboard", then all is well.
16:51:00 <TheRon> saggy hooters??
16:52:00 <abc> fried eggs?
16:52:00 <TheRon> green egga and ham?
16:52:00 <abc> tuff titties
16:53:00 <TheRon> i miss the cricket
16:53:00 <abc> that was ma sheilas favourite saying .. the orange bagwhan shree rashneeshies
16:53:00 <abc> fuckwits
16:53:00 <Fez> any breast is a good breast. right?
16:53:00 <abc> as long as its not abreast
16:53:00 <Fez> rip ritchie and philip
16:54:00 <TheRon> 63 not out
16:54:00 <Fez> 408
16:54:00 <Fez> 2/22
16:55:00 <slinky_J> 3 days now and counting
16:55:00 <Fez> .. in a ritchie voice
16:55:00 <Fez> 3.
16:55:00 <abc> maarvellous !
16:55:00 <Fez> 3 breasts?
16:55:00 <slinky_J> that you two get together and the english langauge falls back to including only one word
16:55:00 <slinky_J> BREASTS!
16:55:00 <TheRon> the bone the white the off white and the beige
16:55:00 <Fez> well said slinky
16:55:00 <slinky_J> thx u i like to thank couleurs, he is my inspiration
16:56:00 <slinky_J> THANK YOU ACADEMY!!!
16:56:00 <slinky_J> just watch this at laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFTaiWInZ44
16:56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tim and Eric - The Universe + Extanded Scenes (Complete) Views: 1,572,537 Uploader: Robbie Jack Uploaded: Sep 4, 2013 Duration: 6m54s Rating: 4.93
16:56:00 <TheRon> police academy?
16:56:00 <Fez> im not a smart man but I like breasts
16:57:00 <Fez> forest gump said something like that
16:57:00 <slinky_J> i'd say smart decision but in this day and age
16:57:00 <slinky_J> the feminists hiding in the chan would jump out and eat me
16:57:00 <slinky_J> oi ya unshaven bunch a mutts
16:58:00 <TheRon> we can be heroes just for one day
16:59:00 <Fez> I hope the feminists are complaining about the chick that didnt get shot
16:59:00 <Fez> equality for all etc.
17:00:00 <TheRon> i like a landing strip
17:01:00 <TheRon> breasts!!
17:01:00 <slinky_J> i got a pic for ya
17:02:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: you're a good egg
17:02:00 <slinky_J> 4 u guys http://i59.tinypic.com/1hutmh.jpg
17:03:00 <slinky_J> :P
17:03:00 <TheRon> classy
17:03:00 <slinky_J> ty
17:03:00 <steven_> haaaaaaaa
17:03:00 <slinky_J> she looks very nice
17:03:00 <slinky_J> lol
17:04:00 <TheRon> very nice! how much?
17:04:00 <slinky_J> http://i59.tinypic.com/1so6d1.jpg
17:05:00 <slinky_J> ;) yanowatameeen
17:05:00 <TheRon> back to the gypsy that i was
17:05:00 <slinky_J> back to the icecream maker i am
17:06:00 <TheRon> who's gonna win the fight?
17:06:00 <TheRon> i think manny will
17:09:00 <TheRon> when's the new tarrantino movie out??
17:15:00 <slinky_J> dunno
17:15:00 <slinky_J> the trailer was kinda lame
17:15:00 <slinky_J> they're re-making The Magnificent Seven
17:15:00 <slinky_J> with Ethan Hawke
17:15:00 <slinky_J> and Denzel
17:16:00 <slinky_J> watch this video TheRon
17:16:00 <slinky_J> http://teenkasia.org/teen-kasia-schoolgirl-knee-high-socks/
17:16:00 <TheRon> i don't think so
17:16:00 <slinky_J> ;) tell me that aint the nicest girl youve seen today
17:16:00 <slinky_J> it's like a 20 second video she doesnt get naked mang
17:17:00 <slinky_J> bloody talk about breasts all day and the man won't even watch some girl play with her ass.
17:17:00 <TheRon> im not watching it because you said mang
17:17:00 <slinky_J> MY GOSH I AM UNIMPRESSED!
17:17:00 <slinky_J> man*
17:21:00 <TheRon> mang is a fruit
17:22:00 <StrykerX> Mango?
17:23:00 <TheRon> yes!
17:24:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of fruits
17:24:00 <StrykerX> Sup Loof?
17:24:00 <StrykerX> I see.
17:25:00 <StrykerX> Guess the wife wrestled the modem off him again.
17:25:00 <TokenDaRing> I thought she got "taken" away
17:25:00 <TokenDaRing> or some shit
17:25:00 <StrykerX> Who knows
17:25:00 <StrykerX> He prolly got raided.
17:28:00 <StrykerX> Bbs
17:28:00 <TheRon> in the movie taken, ppl get taken
17:29:00 <slinky_J> taken 3 was rubbish
17:29:00 <TheRon> loof's wife escaped??
17:31:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah TheDarkTruth
17:31:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon:
17:31:00 <TokenDaRing> great escape style
17:31:00 <TheRon> damn
17:32:00 <TheRon> she should know her role
17:33:00 <TheRon> no no no you girls never know
17:37:00 <TheRon> people say i'm the life of the party because i tell a joke or two
17:45:00 <Fez> princess breasts?
17:52:00 <fawks> POTS AND PANTS
17:56:00 <TNT> fawks pantsdown
18:05:00 <slinky_J> funnyfoxpantsdown is a cool nick!
18:05:00 <slinky_J> I LOVE IT!
18:05:00 <TheRon> for the lovers of life and league
18:05:00 <slinky_J> how good is Gilmore Girls
18:05:00 <TheRon> do you really want me to answer that??
18:06:00 <slinky_J> not if ur answer is mean
18:06:00 <TheRon> shithouse
18:07:00 <slinky_J> mean
18:07:00 <slinky_J> well last smoke before nightfall
18:08:00 <slinky_J> when ethlically wrong characters run around killing teenage babysitters
18:08:00 <TheRon> i tell ya he's a working class man
18:08:00 <slinky_J> -l
18:10:00 <TheRon> breast is best!!
18:13:00 <TheRon> fawks: will chambers got in the aussie team
18:16:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna have a good time tonight, rock n roll music gonna play all night
18:17:00 <TheRon> c'mon baby it won't take long, only take a minute just to sing my song
18:23:00 <TheRon> loof, how's the wife
18:24:00 <nate> loof was on the piss before, champion ;p
18:25:00 <Fez> asian breasts?
18:25:00 <Skirmish> I'd drink too if I lived Loof's life.
18:26:00 <StrykerX> As would I
18:26:00 <TokenDaRing> if I was Loof, I'd drink bleach
18:27:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, with a hint of cyanide?
18:27:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah if I could get some
18:27:00 <StrykerX> Yup
18:29:00 <nate> hump day piss up, yay!
18:29:00 <TheRon> you am i - soldiers
18:32:00 <nate> theron baby!
18:40:00 <slinky_J> mm choc
18:40:00 <slinky_J> dark choc
18:41:00 <StrykerX> Racist.
18:44:00 <Skirmish> I want everyone to know that boneless KFC hot and spicy tastes AMAZING.
18:44:00 <Skirmish> Yes, you will poop lava afterwards, but it is AMAZING.
18:44:00 <slinky_J> lol
18:44:00 <Skirmish> My pre work poop this morning caused 2nd degree burns, but I would eat it again.
18:45:00 <stompin> if it burns the front lips on the way in it will burn the rear lips on the way out.
18:47:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/5602849297/photos/a.10152748886364298.1073741827.5602849297/10153972012179298/?type=1&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22O%22%7D
19:01:00 <nate> even im afraid of partays links ;D
19:01:00 <nate> but lets do it!
19:05:00 <partay> do it do it do it
19:05:00 <slinky_J> lol i made tuna mornay without the good shit
19:05:00 <slinky_J> so its really just tuna corn and rice haha
19:07:00 <couleurs> BvB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:12:00 <slinky_J> its cold out
19:12:00 <slinky_J> and it's cardk couleurs!
19:12:00 <slinky_J> dark*
19:12:00 <TNT> 7:11
19:13:00 <slinky_J> denzel watchington in Watcher In The Dark
19:13:00 <couleurs> 3:20
19:13:00 <couleurs> 4:20
19:13:00 <couleurs> LeL
19:13:00 <couleurs> xD
19:14:00 <faux> huhu
19:14:00 <slinky_J> and just to have a jab at racism "He Blends Right In"
19:14:00 <slinky_J> ;D
19:14:00 <TheRiddler> tuna mornay is a pasta dish
19:14:00 <partay> intelligent humour
19:14:00 <slinky_J> doesnt have to be
19:15:00 <slinky_J> i not eating pasta
19:16:00 <slinky_J> oh sick a watchable movie on sbs 2 tonight.
19:17:00 <slinky_J> n its bout weed
20:21:00 <osmosis> what is android commmand for deleting a file?
20:22:00 <TNT> shouldn't be usin blummen android to start with
20:22:00 <StrykerX> rm -rf /
20:23:00 <osmosis> StrykerX are you being evil?
20:23:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT is Android a tool of the secret government, used to watch our actions?
20:23:00 <StrykerX> Never.
20:23:00 <slinky_J> google tracks your every move
20:23:00 <osmosis> i want to delte 4 apk files
20:24:00 <slinky_J> so dont rob a bank wit ur andriod on ya
20:24:00 <osmosis> delete *.apk does not work
20:25:00 <TNT> every fckn system is some form of someone's "tool"
20:25:00 <DukeNukem> TNT you can suck my tool baby
20:26:00 <TNT> jus try not to put too much info through their system
20:26:00 <StrykerX> TNT, are your phones tapped mate?
20:26:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: the aliens are listening to him
20:27:00 <TokenDaRing> via the implants in his nose
20:27:00 <StrykerX> Oh right.
20:27:00 <StrykerX> TNT, do you set off metal detectors at the airport?
20:27:00 <TNT> TakinItInDaRing, sore behind tonite again?
20:27:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah had some curry last night
20:27:00 <TNT> k
20:27:00 <TokenDaRing> burns going in, burns going out
20:28:00 <TokenDaRing> thats the fun of it
20:28:00 <DukeNukem> TNT has a sore jaw from sucking on my tool
20:29:00 <TNT> this fuckhead
20:29:00 <TNT> pm's me 1/2 hour ago
20:29:00 <TNT> with his fckn whois
20:29:00 <TNT> fckn idiot
20:29:00 <TokenDaRing> wow TNT settle down champ
20:30:00 <TokenDaRing> bit angsty there mate
20:30:00 <TNT> ye u 2, r no different
20:30:00 <TNT> u were fckn pm'in me jus the same when u first came on here
20:31:00 <TokenDaRing> mate just go have an eggplant omelette and chill ok?
20:31:00 <nate> hes trying to make friends!
20:31:00 <TNT> jump off some high building
20:31:00 <TNT> might succeed and get some cement poisoning
20:31:00 <TokenDaRing> nah, I don't have implants in the nose
20:32:00 <StrykerX> TNT, are the evil corporations telling TokenDaRing to PM you?
20:32:00 <TokenDaRing> yes
20:32:00 <TokenDaRing> I am their puppet
20:33:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing aka Goldenberg Ltd
20:34:00 <TokenDaRing> yes
20:34:00 <TokenDaRing> I inform them of TNT's every word here
20:35:00 <StrykerX> Good man
20:35:00 <StrykerX> Someone's gotta keep the status quo in check.
20:35:00 <StrykerX> People like TNT need monitoring.
20:35:00 <nate> StrykerX have u kissed TokenDaRing before?:)
20:35:00 <StrykerX> And moulding to the common purpose.
20:35:00 <TokenDaRing> that'd be against company policy, nate
20:36:00 <StrykerX> nate, nightly just for Pete's pleasure.
20:36:00 <nate> it was a dare
20:36:00 <TNT> hehe, the tennors
20:36:00 <StrykerX> he enjoys a little man on man.
20:36:00 <TNT> the 3 tennors rather
20:37:00 <StrykerX> TNT, are your power points tapped too?
20:38:00 <StrykerX> Listening to your every move.
20:38:00 <StrykerX> Monitoring you, 24/7.
20:39:00 <StrykerX> TNT, the elite are watching you.
20:39:00 <StrykerX> Careful mate.
20:39:00 <TNT> do u dream of ur mother?
20:39:00 <TNT> careful mate
20:39:00 <TokenDaRing> No
20:39:00 <TNT> ur dad will ko u
20:39:00 <Doodle> CAREFUL
20:39:00 <TokenDaRing> we dream of yours
20:40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Dimples D - Sucker DJ (I Dream of Jeannie).mp3 (5.18MB 128kbps Stereo 5:39)
20:41:00 <DukeNukem> TNT wears his mothers worn panties on his head, loves the smell
20:41:00 <Doodle> crikey
20:41:00 <StrykerX> Crusty cobwebs?
20:42:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: they're probably big enough to block out the signals to his implants
20:42:00 <StrykerX> Dem corporations.
20:42:00 <TNT> uhuh, wipe ur chin, ur dad's cum's all over ur mouth
20:43:00 <DukeNukem> TNT gets hot and horny over incest talk
20:43:00 <DukeNukem> keep it in da family he says
20:43:00 <nate> fair enough
20:44:00 <nate> DukeNukem do u have a nice bod?
20:44:00 <nate> run every day?
20:44:00 <DukeNukem> you can carve mountains on my abs my friend
20:44:00 <TNT> heh this fckn keyboard warrior pm's me with fckn threats
20:45:00 <TNT> big gangstah
20:45:00 <nate> tnt is he making your irc experience better or worse? or is any attention good:)
20:45:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm pretty sure TNT loves any and all attention
20:45:00 <TNT> um, ye, rather not
20:46:00 <StrykerX> Anything's a change from his masters
20:46:00 <StrykerX> Telling him what to do via his implants.
20:47:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: they watch the ATM transactions to track him
20:47:00 <TokenDaRing> he only pays in cash
20:48:00 <StrykerX> Cross checking.
20:48:00 <nate> StrykerX and TokenDaRing are like 2 peas in a pod ;l
20:48:00 <TokenDaRing> coins, not notes
20:48:00 <nate> u guys should be friends
20:48:00 <TokenDaRing> they track the notes via the ID numbers
20:48:00 <nate> do u live near each other?
20:48:00 <TokenDaRing> nate we live together
20:48:00 <StrykerX> ;)
20:48:00 <TokenDaRing> co-habit together
20:48:00 <nate> well well :D
20:51:00 <nate> love love love!
20:51:00 <nate> ahhhh
20:51:00 <nate> does typing love make it true
20:52:00 <DukeNukem> mmmm nate i could have some of you
20:52:00 <nate> duke u could do better ;l
20:53:00 <nate> i'll be your ugly wing man 2 make u look hotter
20:57:00 <steven_> haha
20:59:00 <TNT> "hey, wat was our deal not to do business with the russians?"
20:59:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT the russians huh?
20:59:00 <TokenDaRing> up to no good you say?
20:59:00 <TNT> no, it was a qoute
21:00:00 <TokenDaRing> of yourself?
21:00:00 <TokenDaRing> who would quote themselves?
21:00:00 <TNT> u're some big tool mate
21:00:00 <TNT> huge tool*
21:01:00 <TokenDaRing> you're very fixated on my "tool" TNT
21:02:00 <TokenDaRing> rather odd
21:02:00 <DukeNukem> TNT works da tool like a pro
21:02:00 <DukeNukem> no one pumps a tool like TNT can
21:03:00 <nate> he works at bunnings?
21:04:00 <zaim> i work at bunnings
21:04:00 <TNT> http://www.damnlol.com/if-facebook-existed-during-world-war-wwii-27779.html
21:05:00 <TNT> that is where the quote is from ^
21:05:00 <slinky_J> i dont like the cut of your jib
21:06:00 <nate> http://horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Parnormal-Calamity-2010-movie-5.jpg
21:06:00 <nate> slinky is that u :D
21:08:00 <slinky_J> yessum!
21:08:00 <slinky_J> oh
21:08:00 <slinky_J> a pic u posted
21:12:00 <slinky_J> wq dat pic!
21:13:00 <nate> thats your foot isnt it
21:13:00 <TNT> stop pm-in me DukeNukem u idiot
21:14:00 <nate> so many friends
21:14:00 <nate> dukey messages me 2, always talks about sex on the beach or something ;D
21:14:00 <slinky_J> nooo
21:15:00 <nate> fantasy
21:17:00 <nate> goodnight Hawties
21:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
21:21:00 <TNT> the only slut is u DukeNukem, so suck it up, u're eveybody's bitch, some fckn whorebag with his mouth wide open bein a hotshot in pm, thinks he's some fckn rough carnt
21:22:00 <StrykerX> TNT is mad.
21:23:00 <TNT> nah, jus don't wanna respond to him in pm
21:23:00 <TokenDaRing> well we don't care
21:23:00 <StrykerX> Why bring it here then?
21:23:00 <TNT> I'd rather he spat it out here
21:23:00 <TokenDaRing> so keep it in PM or shut up
21:24:00 <StrykerX> Exactly
21:24:00 <StrykerX> We don't need it here.
21:25:00 <TNT> ye, he's gonna, he'sa gonna, he's gonna, every PM he types, starts with "gonna"
21:25:00 <bonky> It's squirt.
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> it' not pee
21:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
21:26:00 <bonky> You see dem stains?
21:27:00 <bonky> Who wants a sniff of my pillow?
21:27:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0cy-nvAg
21:27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Beastie Boys - No Sleep Till Brooklyn Views: 10,180,209 Uploader: TheBeastieBoysVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 4m47s Rating: 4.91
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonky, i'm alarmed
21:27:00 <steven_> haahahhaa
21:27:00 <bonky> Alarmed and dangerous?
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a tad dangerous - yasss!
21:28:00 <bonky> Sif.. I'm totally benign
21:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> sifn't
21:38:00 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/6zhk2r
21:39:00 <bonky> Squirt... *shudders*
21:41:00 <zaim> i use lightshot too
21:42:00 <steven_> lightshot ftw
21:50:00 <mamak> guess its young one
21:51:00 <DukeNukem> mamak wants my tool in his ass
21:55:00 <mamak> suck off
21:56:00 <DukeNukem> you first cupcake
22:02:00 <Moke> i hope they drop a bomb on indonesia
22:02:00 <Moke> fucking pieces of shit
22:03:00 <Moke> kill that widdodo fucking clown
22:03:00 <Moke> i hope all those indonesian gooks here gtfo
22:03:00 <Moke> leave australia u fucking vermin
22:03:00 <Moke> there will be a racism war here
22:04:00 <Moke> and i look forward those gooks getting pwned
22:04:00 <Moke> fucken cunts can suffer i ntheir own shit now
22:04:00 <Moke> fucking povo cunts
22:04:00 <johnny> they murdered the Australians
22:04:00 <Moke> y should we keep providng aid to their shit box country
22:04:00 <Moke> they murdered our aussies
22:04:00 <Moke> fucking pigs
22:05:00 <johnny> Australia should retaliate even if that means going to war with another country to make they pay for what they did to our guys.
22:05:00 <Moke> exactly
22:05:00 <Moke> agreed 100 percent
22:05:00 <Moke> fuck their shit up
22:05:00 <mamak> indonesia will die
22:05:00 <mamak> its a sad day for me
22:06:00 <Moke> indonesians who live here in aus will be driven out
22:06:00 <Moke> there will be hate wars
22:06:00 <mamak> i know the bali 9
22:06:00 <mamak> we grow up together
22:06:00 <johnny> Australia has enough fire power to wipe out the indonesian armed forces
22:06:00 <mamak> its all conspiracy
22:06:00 <mamak> they prob not even dead
22:06:00 <johnny> our fleet of super hornets would wipe out their entire army
22:07:00 <johnny> make they pay for murdering our Australian citizens
22:08:00 <mamak> its all conspriacy
22:09:00 <mamak> you have to also look at what they did
22:09:00 <mamak> they are not silly ppl they very smart
22:10:00 <johnny> Even the UN and other allied nations were against what they did to our Australians, no acceptable
22:11:00 <slinky_J> 2 x UNIVERSE = Tube
22:12:00 <bonky> We can only hope that the justified killing of anybody will eventually be banished to the history books
22:12:00 <johnny> If Australia declares war against Indonesia as retaliation they'll learn not to mess with us Australians.
22:12:00 <JuiceyWusey> HEY SERENITY SARAH LITTLE WANT TO MEET UP WE CAN FUK SO U CAN LOSE 40 POUNDS?
22:15:00 <Moke> lol
22:15:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
22:15:00 <johnny> Australia has more Allies than Indonesia
22:15:00 <Dugnuts> well at least he was doing it for a noble reason
22:17:00 <slinky_J> and the only region that'd dare take control of Aus would be found in Asia
22:17:00 <slinky_J> and cmon
22:17:00 <slinky_J> those dudes are so short
22:17:00 <mamak> dont worry about them
22:17:00 <mamak> fuck indo
22:17:00 <slinky_J> just kill them with laughter.
22:17:00 <johnny> If we don't declare war on them, then impose tough sanctions that will cripple their nation.
22:17:00 <mamak> they are terrorists
22:17:00 <slinky_J> Yeah I am laughing at you because you're so short chinaman.
22:18:00 <johnny> cripple their economy and they will be able to do nothing.
22:18:00 <mamak> dont laugh at me
22:18:00 <slinky_J> they have little penises
22:18:00 <couleurs> KiLL EvErYOnE
22:18:00 <mamak> laugh at the housing comission
22:19:00 <TNT> lol
22:19:00 <TNT> guess he started pm-in u 2
22:22:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPfAma-6t2U
22:22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job: Prices Views: 433,112 Uploader: Kellan Stec Uploaded: Jul 7, 2013 Duration: 1m34s Rating: 4.95
22:22:00 <slinky_J> lel
22:24:00 <couleurs> yawn
22:24:00 <DN3D> I'm back!
22:24:00 <TheRiddler> it stinks in here
22:25:00 <bonky> Are you all out of bubble gum?
22:26:00 <TheRiddler> can we ban anyone that talks about the bali thing
22:26:00 <TokenDaRing> I agree
22:27:00 <couleurs> FiFa chat only
22:28:00 <Serenity> i wish
22:28:00 <Serenity> sick of hearing about it
22:28:00 <slower> especialy when they talk thry their ass
22:29:00 <slinky_J> super mario bros. movie
22:29:00 <slinky_J> i wonddeer if i can dl it
22:30:00 <slinky_J> yay Ubisoft is making the Assassin's Creed film!
22:33:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr5YsNtdiwc
22:33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 7 Things That Need To Happen In Assassin's Creed Movie Views: 228,862 Uploader: Clevver Movies Uploaded: Jan 18, 2015 Duration: 6m51s Rating: 4.87
22:33:00 <mamak> why people make up shit about bali 9
22:33:00 <mamak> why
22:33:00 <mamak> you ppl think you all involved
22:33:00 <mamak> why?
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> stfu
22:35:00 <steven_> mamak
22:35:00 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/6zhhpc
22:35:00 <slower> mamak shutup
22:36:00 <Serenity> seconded
22:37:00 <mamak> why
22:37:00 <mamak> why should i shut up?
22:37:00 <TokenDaRing> mamak is pliv
22:37:00 <mamak> i lost 2 good friends
22:37:00 <TokenDaRing> he's just here stirring shit
22:37:00 <mamak> and you sit here and joke about it
22:41:00 <mamak> its pedos we must kill not those young men
22:42:00 <steven_> get rich or die try'n
22:42:00 <mamak> they lived more life than you steven_
22:42:00 <mamak> 1 day worth your whole life
22:42:00 <steven_> looooooooool
22:42:00 <steven_> im going to live longer
22:43:00 <mamak> they are in a better place
22:43:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah steven_'s still alive
22:43:00 <steven_> who else gets 21 gun salute?
22:44:00 <steven_> they should be proud
22:44:00 <mamak> lol
22:44:00 <mamak> maybe
22:46:00 <bonky> We need a derpyguy to maintain equilibrium
22:58:00 <steven_> maaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaakkkkkk
22:59:00 <mamak> steven_
22:59:00 <mamak> fuck up
22:59:00 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/6zibfu
22:59:00 <steven_> just for you babe
22:59:00 <couleurs> RiP BoLLyWooD NeIn
23:00:00 <mamak> marijuana not heroin steven_ lol
23:01:00 <mamak> they had a lot of smack
23:03:00 <steven_> and what happened?
23:07:00 <steven_> ;~(
23:08:00 <simba> kum
23:08:00 <steven_> bucket
23:09:00 <simba> krab
23:09:00 <steven_> hole
23:11:00 <couleurs> BvB
23:14:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/T59KAU9n5xI
23:14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Guy Fieri Dub: The Jamaican Jerk-Off Views: 96,656 Uploader: Jaboody Dubs Uploaded: Apr 28, 2015 Duration: 3m10s Rating: 4.97
23:15:00 <simba> bvb
23:17:00 <simba> Theo Walcott says Arsenal have been the best team in Europe in 2015
23:17:00 <couleurs> lol
23:23:00 <mamak> arsenal have
23:24:00 <couleurs> bvb mitch langerak new #1 neuer
23:25:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/RevolvingUnnaturalAkitainu
23:25:00 <couleurs> lol
23:25:00 <couleurs> concussion
23:25:00 <couleurs> broken jaw
23:25:00 <couleurs> of ex team mate
23:25:00 <couleurs> sheesh
23:27:00 <simba> he got pwned
23:27:00 <simba> barca mite pwn them
23:28:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/ObeseFastGalapagospenguin
23:28:00 <couleurs> god damn
23:28:00 <couleurs> that hot
23:29:00 <couleurs> agreed.
23:29:00 <couleurs> barca vs juve
23:29:00 <couleurs> pls
23:31:00 <simba> lfc used 2 do plays like that...
23:33:00 <couleurs> hee hee
23:33:00 <couleurs> they don't even play now
23:33:00 <couleurs> RiP LPFC
23:34:00 <couleurs> i think barca will own bayern now
23:34:00 <couleurs> neymar, messi and suarez on fire
23:34:00 <couleurs> bayern got injuries
23:34:00 <couleurs> and big loss
23:35:00 <couleurs> juve have a good chance of winning against the big white heads
23:36:00 <simba> ancelotti 2 anfield
23:36:00 <simba> katatotti_tate
23:37:00 <couleurs> http://gfycat.com/TangibleSmoothKitty
23:37:00 <couleurs> gr8 match
23:39:00 <simba> dam i mis good football
23:39:00 <mamak> same
23:42:00 <couleurs> https://vine.co/v/eW3MTTpPOhW
23:42:00 <couleurs> lol
23:42:00 <couleurs> he's like ouch dat hert
23:46:00 <simba> wat a psycho
23:46:00 <simba> buy a new striker so robbie has a partner
23:47:00 <simba> get koke n bale
23:47:00 <simba> n BOOM
23:48:00 <mamak> thestig HAHAHAHA
23:48:00 <thestig> looooooooolllllllll
23:48:00 <thestig> hows it going
23:49:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/GX277lc.jpg
23:49:00 <faux> so romantic
23:49:00 <mamak> no faux
23:50:00 <thestig> +1
23:52:00 <simba> no flex zone
23:53:00 <simba> they know better
23:58:00 <TheRiddler> I'm installing games onto my lappy