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00:00 <ThomasChefferson> ^^
00:00 <partay> fapping on cam
00:00 <ThomasChefferson> i was busting for a shit
00:00 <ThomasChefferson> and i didnt want to miss liverpoo no pun intended get scored on
01:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you hate when you post on  a group post on fb and the thread goes like for hours too long?
01:00 <ThomasChefferson> btw who is Lee?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> bleep, bleep, bleep
01:00 <ThomasChefferson> is she a fat bogan>
01:00 <Serenity> some chick from melb
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Lee
01:00 <Serenity> shes ok just a little dumb
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh from Qld I thought
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and she is slow
02:00 <Bastardly_One> learning disability
02:00 <ThomasChefferson> ahhhh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> {Lee}
02:00 <ThomasChefferson> so just like everyone else on austnet then
02:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> friend of mel's
02:00 <ThomasChefferson> aparet from a handful
02:00 <Serenity> shes not from fucking qls
02:00 <ThomasChefferson> apart*
02:00 <Serenity> shes from melbourne
02:00 <partay> lol ThomasChefferson
02:00 <Serenity> qld
02:00 <Bastardly_One> serious?
02:00 <Serenity> yes
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought she was in Qld
02:00 <Serenity> no
02:00 <ThomasChefferson> who is mel?
02:00 <Serenity> she visted joel.
03:00 <Serenity> she lived in melb with mel
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I see
03:00 <ThomasChefferson> serious though, there were some real nice bogan slappers at the rally today
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and TC
03:00 <ThomasChefferson> jizzed in me pants a few times tbh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no mentioning the football
03:00 <Skirmish> Since I am missing parts of this conversation I can only assume that B1 is being a dumb shit. 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum ... he just had to get that in 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> obsessed
04:00 <Serenity> would you tossers stop ignoring each other
04:00 <Serenity> its weak as piss
04:00 <Bastardly_One> go blog some more cunt
04:00 <ThomasChefferson> ouch
04:00 <ThomasChefferson> 3-0
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I said stfu TC!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> stop laughing!
04:00 <ThomasChefferson> lel
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... cunt
04:00 <couleurs> arsenal came alive last 10 mins in the half, it was amasing
04:00 <couleurs> 3 goles in like 8 mins
04:00 <ThomasChefferson> couleurs^^^
04:00 <Loof>  /ignore is my online substitute for being able to punch irl
04:00 <ThomasChefferson> amazing!!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit couleurs?
05:00 <couleurs> liverpool couldn't even get a tap in
05:00 <ThomasChefferson> i was watching the old game before hand
05:00 <Bastardly_One> glad I had to go shopping tbh
05:00 <ThomasChefferson> arshavin scored 4
05:00 <Picard> ignore is for weak cunts
05:00 <ThomasChefferson> in a 4-4 draw
05:00 <ThomasChefferson> pete
05:00 <couleurs> ya that match was a classic
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not actually seeing it makes it a tiny bit easier to deal with 
05:00 <couleurs> end to end
05:00 <ThomasChefferson> lucky win against the bombers today mate
05:00 <Bastardly_One> when is the Nth and Hawthorn game?
06:00 <ThomasChefferson> tomoz
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean geelong and hawthorn is mon
06:00 <ThomasChefferson> adel v north
06:00 <ThomasChefferson> and freo v port
06:00 <couleurs> this match was over 20 mins ago... y r they still playing he he
06:00 <ThomasChefferson> 50 minutes til the real SCOUSERS play!!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... got my teams mixed because I want to know how both go 
06:00 <ThomasChefferson> EVERTON EVERTON EVERTON!!!!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but actually bet someone on the Geelong and Hawthorn
06:00 <under> hey Loof
07:00 <under> wassup
07:00 <ThomasChefferson> #COYB
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the real scousers
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
07:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol
07:00 <ThomasChefferson> its funny
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you are asking for ignore!
07:00 <ThomasChefferson> cos its true
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... seriously fuck you 
07:00 <ThomasChefferson> hahaha
07:00 <ThomasChefferson> ;)
07:00 <ThomasChefferson> 1878!! ;)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *black hole death stare*
08:00 <Loof> maybe if i could bann people that shit me i wouldn't need to use /ignore either
08:00 <couleurs> bring on da bvb this match so ova
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I never use ignore
08:00 <Picard> lies
08:00 <Loof> i wont suffer fools
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> loof, if you could even use a ban tag that would suprise me
09:00 <Loof> just wont
09:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine Loof with an @
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> have you ever had ops in a channel?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> there would be like 3 people here
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <Loof> so true
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> chop and loof would be 2 of them
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> chanop
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> *
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> crazy chris the 2nd
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof had to be taught how to add people if he is honest 
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> human user
10:00 <Loof> jah mon
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I still have shit to teach him about admining a channel but he's not asked
10:00 <Loof> come back btw
10:00 <Loof> if u want
11:00 <Bastardly_One> rofl
11:00 <Bastardly_One> who taught you to perm ban?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh simba must of
11:00 <Picard> <Bastardly_One> imagine Loof with an @   <- be no different to when you had it wanker
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had one dickhead
12:00 <Picard> read what u typed wanker
12:00 <Skirmish> What are you talking about Picard. B1 is the best channel admin Austnet has ever seen. 
12:00 <Skirmish> Just ask him.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and never banned once ... or the first time way back before Jesus was born
12:00 <Picard> <- be no different to when you had it wanker
12:00 <Picard> are u  total fucking moron
13:00 <Bastardly_One> are you talking to yourself again?
13:00 <Picard> ffs u are a stupid cunt
14:00 <Picard> <Bastardly_One> imagine Loof with an @.............................. be no different to when you had it wanker.................................dont u understand that?????????
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, clearly talking to yourself
14:00 <Bastardly_One> only stupid cunt I can see right now is you
14:00 <Skirmish> lol I like how arrogant B1 can be but he used to bang on about others being arrogant. 
14:00 <Picard> omfg
14:00 <Skirmish> Achievement Unlocked. Supreme Irony. 
14:00 <Picard> an u believe how stupid this cunt is
15:00 <Bastardly_One> coming from Mr Austnet Blogger
15:00 <Bastardly_One> take his lead and go post somewhere crying about it Picard Allin
15:00 <Skirmish> Stop living in the past B1. Time to move on buddy.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> check out GG Allin
15:00 <Picard> if u dont get what im typing u are a bigger dickhead then i first thught
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's definitely your long lost brother
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the word is you
16:00 <Bastardly_One> rage on fatty
16:00 <Picard> u are a dickhead
16:00 <Picard> why did u lose ops?
16:00 <Skirmish> lol with looks like yours B1 I wouldn't be making it personal. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> go write about it in your blog Skirmish
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I seem to affect you that much you have to 
17:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One answer the question
18:00 <Skirmish> He's obsessed with the blog Picard. You won't get an answer. 
18:00 <Skirmish> The guy that looks like a flogged out cocaine addict called you fat. How do you intend to deal with that level of destruction to your self esteem Picard? 
18:00 <Picard> he has borderline staker issues
18:00 <Picard> stalker*
19:00 <Picard> sit here and laugh at the waste of cum
19:00 <milk> I had to turn JJJ off
19:00 <Picard> the cunt looks 65 and he is 45
19:00 <milk> they had a nigger singing about how good was while he was playing the xylophone
22:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIB7TEDZtDk  <--- Only song I liked that I heard on Triple J. 
22:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Freestylers - Get A Life (2004) Official videoclip    Uploader: Draadloosstroom Uploaded: Published on Aug 20, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 43 Seconds 
22:00 <couleurs> brenda, put suarez on mate... trust me
23:00 <Picard> poor Bastardly_One
23:00 <Loof> is there anyway to cheat a drug test when they're testing your blood?
24:00 <Picard> pmsl
24:00 <Picard> nopr
24:00 <Picard> nope
24:00 <Picard> you're fucked
24:00 <Skirmish> Listening to the lyrics to that song .... it could very well be B1's theme song for life. 
24:00 <Skirmish> Loof: Yes. Give them someone elses blood. 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, who scored? I had to leave the room
25:00 <Skirmish> Tick tock, You're in shock, You're old and broke, Too late, told you, [Should have found a life!]   <------- Tell me that they're not singing about B1. 
26:00 <couleurs> suarez
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah thanks for the answer ... simple question 
26:00 <couleurs> REDDDD
28:00 <Picard> lol
28:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One has a lot in his life
29:00 <couleurs> idk some white cunt who cares go arsenal 
29:00 <Picard> the memories of the past and where he fucked his life to end up where he is now 
29:00 <milk> you can get clean piss on silk road
31:00 <couleurs> shut up Picard u fat bald pedofile 
31:00 <couleurs> fucking idiot just waited 4 hours for the moon to go red
33:00 <ThomasChefferson> 4-1!!!!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but that was a fucking awesome goal nonetheless
33:00 <couleurs> owned so hard
34:00 <ThomasChefferson> yah i hate geroud
34:00 <couleurs> he's good
34:00 <couleurs> sanchez is better
34:00 <couleurs> liverpool have nobody
34:00 <Bastardly_One> effortless goal sadly
34:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> was like ... plop
34:00 <ThomasChefferson> wellbeck
35:00 <couleurs> ya maybe he will score 1 2
37:00 <Bastardly_One> good timing!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I need consoling
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean hi Liinda!
37:00 <Liinda> hai B1
37:00 <Bastardly_One> awww, I was hoping to be able to cry into your boobies
37:00 <Liinda> nu uh sorry these boobs arent free for all
38:00 <Bastardly_One> rude :(
38:00 <Liinda> surely theres some guy on here but a bigger set of boobs lol 
38:00 <Liinda> *but/with
39:00 <Bastardly_One> dear Lord!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine that
39:00 <Liinda> rather not
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... ikr
39:00 <Liinda> :P
39:00 <couleurs> Picard left a few mins ago Liinda...
39:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs =)
39:00 <Liinda> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me a moment I have to wash the sick out of my mouth
39:00 <Liinda> he has moobs?
39:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you seen him before?
40:00 <Liinda> i havent check out his mooobs
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a big fella
40:00 <couleurs> he is a boob
40:00 <Liinda> couleurs i almost bought fifa today lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he has to have a bra fo sho
40:00 <couleurs> F*ck Y*ah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you should of!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd finally win against someone
40:00 <Liinda> haha whatever B1, just cos im a girl
41:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 games in
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd beat me 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Liinda> hahaha
41:00 <Loof> hi Liindaness <3
41:00 <Bastardly_One> My concrentration wanders
41:00 <Liinda> Loofnesssssss <3 how you been?
41:00 <Loof> i'll lie
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm good at defending though even if I do say so myself
41:00 <Loof> things have been awesome
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <Liinda> Awh lol
42:00 <couleurs> get it Liinda... u can b my protege pls
42:00 <Liinda> Well, I hope that things arent seriously bad Loof x
42:00 <Liinda> couleurs I will get it!
42:00 <Loof> ty :)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what amuses me is they are still selling 14 for like a decent price
42:00 <Bastardly_One> who'd bother?
43:00 <Liinda> I saw 15 at $57 today
43:00 <Bastardly_One> JB?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> same
43:00 <Liinda> for xbox360
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooh
43:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw it that much for the PS4
43:00 <Liinda> nah target
43:00 <Liinda> and EB
43:00 <Liinda> wait, EB was $67
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to buy a game and took it off the shelf 3 times
43:00 <Liinda> I dont have a ps4
43:00 <Liinda> :(
43:00 <Bastardly_One> almost made it to the counter each time
43:00 <Bastardly_One> then put it back
43:00 <Liinda> i have an xbpx 360 that ive prob used 10 times
44:00 <Bastardly_One> they must be dirt cheap atm at Big W
44:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <couleurs> yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw 3 people buying 360s today there
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and strangely all 3 you could tell were buying them as presents
45:00 <Loof> wonder if you can still mod x360's and play pirate games
45:00 <Bastardly_One> how ripped would you feel getting that shit as a present
45:00 <Liinda> does that mean i cant play with you couleurs?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you can Loof
45:00 <couleurs> eggsactely
45:00 <Loof> cool
45:00 <Liinda> Awh :(
45:00 <couleurs> ps4 or bye
46:00 <Liinda> well that sucks anoos
46:00 <ThomasChefferson> im going to sell my ps3
46:00 <Bastardly_One> same
46:00 <ThomasChefferson> havnt turned it on all year
46:00 <Bastardly_One> $250
46:00 <ThomasChefferson> ps4 gets smashed
46:00 <Liinda> maybe ur not touching it right ThomasChefferson
46:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: you're ok
46:00 <Bastardly_One> one controller and 25 games
47:00 <ThomasChefferson> im going to sell mine for $200 with 5 games 2 controllers
47:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> what gigage?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and slim or not?
47:00 <ThomasChefferson> Liindatrust mr girl, when i touch things they stay interested ;P
47:00 <Liinda> hahahaha
47:00 <Liinda> =)
47:00 <nate> toilet paper?
47:00 <ThomasChefferson> 320gb
47:00 <couleurs> how about that football game eh simba ??
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
48:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: you're an ok chap
48:00 <ThomasChefferson> i think, might even be bigger
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you might wanna take off 50
48:00 <ThomasChefferson> 560gb?
48:00 <simba> there was no football game
48:00 <nate> yeah b1 you are ok wtf :D~
48:00 <Bastardly_One> TokenDaRing, where did that come from?
48:00 <Liinda> his fagina
48:00 <ThomasChefferson> wow, apple laptop Liinda
48:00 <nate> just call him boring already TokenDaRing:)
48:00 <couleurs> agreed... lfc so bad
49:00 <ThomasChefferson> gotta really punch these keys for them to stick
49:00 <Liinda> what ThomasChefferson?
49:00 <couleurs> #YWNWA
49:00 <simba> new it
49:00 <simba> #YWNWA
49:00 <ThomasChefferson> #COYB!!!!
49:00 <nate> #cawk
49:00 <ThomasChefferson> the real scousers up now!!!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is ... ummmmmmmmmmm 160 gb I think
49:00 <Liinda> #YMCA
49:00 <ThomasChefferson> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
49:00 <simba> real bad scousers
49:00 <ThomasChefferson> pssssh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd like more than what I am asking but wont get it 
49:00 <ThomasChefferson> we didnt lose 4-1
49:00 <ThomasChefferson> tonight
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes I am ignoring your scouser lines
50:00 <couleurs> the real match @ 2:30
50:00 <simba> u prob will
50:00 <ThomasChefferson> bbv withdrew
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope after that gloating you get caned
50:00 <Liinda> scouser sounds like a word best said by a pom
50:00 <TokenDaRing> nate nah I think Bastardly_One is a top guy
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda it is 
50:00 <ThomasChefferson> haha no real striker tonight
50:00 <simba> he isnt
50:00 <Liinda> ah
50:00 <Bastardly_One> think of the beatles
50:00 <ThomasChefferson> just arouna kone
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that accent
50:00 <Liinda> who are the beatles?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the scouser accent
50:00 <Liinda> :P
50:00 <ThomasChefferson> we have half the beatles
51:00 <Bastardly_One> like when Ringo talks
51:00 <couleurs> #BBV
51:00 <ThomasChefferson> Lennon and mcarthet
51:00 <Liinda> lol
51:00 <ThomasChefferson> lukaku is a STAR
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up blue scum
51:00 <ThomasChefferson> :P
51:00 <Bastardly_One> had about enough of you!
51:00 <ThomasChefferson> lmao
51:00 <Bastardly_One> carpark, 5 mins!
51:00 <ThomasChefferson> ;)
51:00 <Liinda> to think some dickhead teen thought paul mcCartney was a new talen that fucktard kanye was giving a chance for fam
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda, that turned out to be a hoax
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> well i read that paul macartney is actually dead
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> and ringo starr confifrmed it
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> apparently
52:00 <Liinda> yeah its just p;astic keeping him alive
52:00 <Bastardly_One> just something else to give Kayne West shit over it turned out to be 
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> they found a look alike who could sing just as well
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean sing just as bad
52:00 <Liinda> he names his child North. Thats a permanant stamp on his head
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> died in 74 or something
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> i will see if i can find the article
53:00 <ThomasChefferson> it was a good read
53:00 <Liinda> He was on Saturday night live last year.
53:00 <simba> No One Every Realley Dies
53:00 <Liinda> he's not dead
53:00 <couleurs> i'm a good read
53:00 <Liinda> oooh picture
53:00 <Liinda> s
54:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBwF2ixWMAA6ojm.jpg:large
54:00 <couleurs> Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gkxRfMocGE
54:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Run Devil Run /  Paul McCartney Views: 51,607   Uploader: beatlesuploader8000 Uploaded:  Jun 27, 2009 Duration: 2 Minutes 41 Seconds 
54:00 <ThomasChefferson> im a good lay :P
54:00 <simba> real futebol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking good song
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and his best solo album easy
54:00 <ThomasChefferson> :P
54:00 <Liinda> LOL
55:00 <ThomasChefferson> haha
55:00 <couleurs> might go take a nap.............
55:00 <ThomasChefferson> awww
55:00 <ThomasChefferson> siifff
55:00 <Liinda> ha!
55:00 <nate> power nap!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's past his bed time
55:00 <Liinda> i ahd a nanna nap today
55:00 <ThomasChefferson> PRESS THE RED BUTTON
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he wants to watch bvp at 12 your time
55:00 <Bastardly_One> remember kids the clocks go back at 3
56:00 <couleurs> #BVP
56:00 <Liinda> totally ruine dmy body clock, and now with no daylight saving, im going to be all messed up
56:00 <ThomasChefferson> i thought it was sunday night they went back
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Sat/Sun
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not Sun/Mon
56:00 <ThomasChefferson> i will help your body clock adjust
56:00 <Liinda> tonight at 3am
56:00 <ThomasChefferson> just move to WA
56:00 <ThomasChefferson> we dont have body clocks
56:00 <Liinda> lol
57:00 <ThomasChefferson> no need for them, we dont get daylight savings ever
57:00 <Liinda> whats the weathe rlike atm
57:00 <ThomasChefferson> beautiful
57:00 <Liinda> wb Immutable
57:00 <ThomasChefferson> it was like 29 today
57:00 <Liinda> awh nice!
57:00 <ThomasChefferson> 27 and gorgeous like me tomorrow
58:00 <Bastardly_One> was awesome here today just been
58:00 <Immutable> :P
58:00 <simba> im 27 and gorgeous
58:00 <Liinda> im 35 and fucking cold
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I spent a lot of it reading at a cafe
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> i didnt think of that :/
58:00 <simba> Rug Up
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> i should have said 33 and beautiful like me :(
58:00 <Liinda> lol
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> well im 35 NEXT YEAR!
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> so we have something in common :P
58:00 <Liinda> Whoa oldie :P
59:00 <Liinda> Yeah, grey hairs?
59:00 <ThomasChefferson> i cant believe its almost my birthday already
59:00 <Liinda> i plucked a grey hair out today
59:00 <ThomasChefferson> once footy season starts
59:00 <Liinda> when is you bday
59:00 <ThomasChefferson> it will be september in no time
59:00 <Liinda> *your
59:00 <ThomasChefferson> june 5
59:00 <Liinda> my mum is in sept
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I finally found some the other day ... just means I need a haircut
59:00 <Liinda> oh dad is june lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck another Virgo
59:00 <ThomasChefferson> must be a good bloke then :P
59:00 <Bastardly_One> we rule!
00:00 <Liinda> he's alright, lazy ass tho
00:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol
00:00 <simba> wtf at the kid announcers
00:00 <ThomasChefferson> really?
00:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol kid announcers at the scousers?
00:00 <Liinda> haha yeah he can be.
00:00 <ThomasChefferson> i heard that
00:00 <ThomasChefferson> CMON THE TOFFEES!
00:00 <Serenity> YAWN
00:00 <Liinda> hai Serenity
00:00 <ThomasChefferson> shut your hole Serenity
01:00 <ThomasChefferson> you will not be told again
01:00 <ThomasChefferson> :P
01:00 <Serenity> HAI lindy
01:00 <Serenity> ThomasChefferson you mind your fuck hole
01:00 <Serenity> before i put you on it
01:00 <ThomasChefferson> bwhahaha
01:00 <Liinda> risin uppppppp
01:00 <Serenity> pow pow pow
01:00 <ThomasChefferson> pew pew pew!!
01:00 <ThomasChefferson> pew > pow
02:00 <Liinda> pew is more like ejaculation
02:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqWN4ySxVNA
02:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I Want to Choke Your Band - Beatallica Views: 24,704   Uploader: grey7964 Uploaded:  Sep 26, 2009 Duration: 2 Minutes 5 Seconds 
02:00 <Serenity> absolutely not
02:00 <ThomasChefferson> oh, you like pew pew pew then Liinda?
02:00 <ThomasChefferson> :P
02:00 <simba> blau blau blau
02:00 <Loof> can i has bewbs when you get a chance anyone?
02:00 <ThomasChefferson> aim for the hair?
02:00 <NightOwl1> Hm.
02:00 <ThomasChefferson> loof....research your own bewbs
03:00 <Liinda> lol my name isnt Mary
03:00 <ThomasChefferson> its not hard
03:00 <Loof> cmon share your spankbanks
03:00 <ThomasChefferson> haha is there anything about you?
03:00 <ThomasChefferson> or something rather
03:00 <Liinda> Everything about Linda
03:00 <ThomasChefferson> :o
03:00 <Bastardly_One> been there seen Liinda's boobs
03:00 <Liinda> sounds like a porno title
03:00 <Serenity> everyone has
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <Serenity> dont act special
04:00 <Liinda> You have not.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Liinda> They were hand bra bewbs
04:00 <ThomasChefferson> sif everyone has
04:00 <ThomasChefferson> :(
04:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> *coff
04:00 <Serenity> just on the quiet
04:00 <ThomasChefferson> cough*
04:00 <Serenity> id give Liinda a ruddy good motorboating
04:00 <Bastardly_One> not everyone has seen your face though and that's purdy too
04:00 <Liinda> lmfao
04:00 <ThomasChefferson> unless you meant coffs harbour
04:00 <Bastardly_One> who wouldn't Serenity
04:00 <ThomasChefferson> righto
04:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> ./msg linda boobs
04:00 <nate> http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/335993/Scary
04:00 <ThomasChefferson> this is just proposterous
04:00 <Serenity> dont let Bastardly_One motorboat you
04:00 <nate> thats them!
05:00 <Serenity> your tits will get lose in his old man wrinkles
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she is female
05:00 <Liinda> hahahaha oh gross
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she has an avo on me I am sure
05:00 <Bastardly_One> most women do
05:00 <ThomasChefferson> OHHH!!
05:00 <ThomasChefferson> i wish i had my camera ready
05:00 <Liinda> lol nate
05:00 <NightOwl1> Not just women b1
05:00 <ThomasChefferson> smooch the retard was trying to tap the mouse
05:00 <ThomasChefferson> like it was a real mouse
06:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is it with cats and thinking they can actually use computers?
06:00 <Loof> they secretly can
06:00 <Liinda> awh what a cute name for a kitteh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> my last one had a space bar fetish
07:00 <Loof> most indie games were actually made by cats
07:00 <simba> i cant imagine you owning a pet
07:00 <Liinda> my cat loves plastic bags.... she climbs into any bag actually and likes being carried around
07:00 <NightOwl1> I'm pretty sure it was a cat who came up with the concept of the iMac.
07:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> B1 just finished guide tracks to track 1
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> straight to waken I tell ya
07:00 <ThomasChefferson> Smooch yeah, she is  bit of a funny one
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I think jakjhskdfhsdfjshfsjdfhewi is secret code to other members of the Al-Kitteh
07:00 <Loof> ROFL
07:00 <ThomasChefferson> she was a rescue cat
07:00 <ThomasChefferson> she finds humans repulsive
07:00 <Liinda> awhhh pics?
07:00 <Loof> Al-Kitteh
07:00 <Loof> gold
07:00 <ThomasChefferson> except for me
07:00 <ThomasChefferson> obviously
07:00 <Liinda> lol
08:00 <ThomasChefferson> ummm i got pics
08:00 <Liinda> thats cos ur 33 and gorgoeos right?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the Al-Kitteh has been around a long time before those afghans
08:00 <ThomasChefferson> nah thats cos im the one that feeds her and fills her waterbowl up
08:00 <Bastardly_One> all cats are born into it 
08:00 <ThomasChefferson> she has taken a liking to me
08:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> im extremely allergic to her, but she insists on meowing at my door until i let her in, and she sleeps on the end of my bed
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it when people go to me ... oh my cat hates people
09:00 <Liinda> this is my kitteh     http://imgur.com/a5H0O
09:00 <Bastardly_One> within 5 mins they're talking to me 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> cats really like me for some reason
10:00 <Liinda> im a cat whisperer
10:00 <Liinda> i have about 4 cats down the street who come to my house for cuddles
10:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> i make cats and children cry
10:00 <Bastardly_One> same
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/11079808_10206337804546684_1486678667_n.jpg?oh=c27aaa0273473f3fa33a23e914d248c5&oe=55230488&__gda__=1428308133_94239d087cca3b444542213f1157263f
10:00 <Liinda> thats cause ur a Crocodylus_Pontiflex
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> not sure that will work
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't go for a walk without 10 mins of talking to the local cats
10:00 <Bastardly_One> if I want to or not
10:00 <Liinda> whhh cute!!!
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t34.0-12/11092091_10206337804586685_576394341_n.jpg?oh=21c57e109306f112996d27cdf2e8bd32&oe=55220F9D&__gda__=1428293423_eba3c81e9062c5e9c06db076bdf03692
11:00 <Serenity> my cats love people but they'd hate you
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> haha lol
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> who me?
11:00 <Serenity> b1
11:00 <Loof> my pussy loves all
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you 
11:00 <fawks> you have a tiger in your bed
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> ohhh lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you have a panther
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> yep she looks just like a tiger
11:00 <Liinda> smooch looks cute
11:00 <fawks> Gigantic 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and a normal cat ... turbo is not a cat
11:00 <Liinda> is she part bengal?
11:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> Cats hate their owners and wish them dead
12:00 <Serenity> lol turbos bigger than most cats
12:00 <ThomasChefferson> possibly, i wouldnt say sumartran
12:00 <Loof> http://tunein.radioxenu.com
12:00 <ThomasChefferson> :P
12:00 <Liinda> a friend of mine had a half bengal cat, freaking schizo cat
12:00 <Serenity> dont spam that snot loof
12:00 <Loof> k sorry
12:00 <ThomasChefferson> she isnt that skitzo
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they get jealous of couple I've seen it happen
12:00 <ThomasChefferson> just skittish
12:00 <Bastardly_One> a female cat used to try to kill the female of the relationship nightly
12:00 <Serenity> my cats fret and get depressed when their humans arent here
13:00 <Serenity> eg the kids
13:00 <Bastardly_One> she was owned by the male of the relationship
13:00 <ThomasChefferson> Smooch is a cunt sometimes
13:00 <Bastardly_One> really Serenity? even with each other around?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> what sooks!
13:00 <Serenity> they didnt grow up together they arent reliant on each other for company
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> i prefer if she is going to sleep on the end of my bed she does so at a reasonable hour
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> not galabant around the streets until 6am like a whore
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so they'd be bored shitless when the kids aren't around ... gotcha
14:00 <Liinda> All cats can be kents, its part or their persona
14:00 <Serenity> not bored
14:00 <Serenity> they just miss them
14:00 <Serenity> deeply
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> and then piss me off 
14:00 <Loof> fretting?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwww
14:00 <Serenity> yes fretting
14:00 <Bastardly_One> i love feline mind games
14:00 <Bastardly_One> best fun
15:00 <ThomasChefferson> yes well smooch thinks she is a master
15:00 <simba> do you ever win them
15:00 <ThomasChefferson> and 90% of the time id say she is
15:00 <Loof> how the fuck did a bee get in the house
15:00 <Loof> and there's no moon for some reason
15:00 <ThomasChefferson> but she always slips up 
15:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> Cats are like supermodels, vacuas and conceited.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the cat ... some cates are about slow
15:00 <ThomasChefferson> EVERTIN!!!!!
15:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> Zoolander
15:00 <ThomasChefferson> EVERTON!!!!!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they are far from vacuous
15:00 <simba> evertin
16:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> cats are pretty dumb
16:00 <Bastardly_One> cats are too smart for their own good if anything
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ummm no
16:00 <Serenity> anyone who talks like that about cats has never owned cats
16:00 <Liinda> they are cunning
16:00 <Serenity> they are so intelligent
16:00 <Bastardly_One> what other domestic animal has developed a set of speech specifically to communicate needs to humans?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> none
16:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> moew
16:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <Liinda> i have noticed that my burmese cat is smarter than my previous domestic/tabby cats
17:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> eer
17:00 <ThomasChefferson> smooch is a sucker for a peice of rope or string
17:00 <Serenity> i have noticed the opposite Liinda
17:00 <ThomasChefferson> all cats probably are
17:00 <Serenity> my burmese is as dumb as dirt
17:00 <ThomasChefferson> but thats how i win the mind games
17:00 <ThomasChefferson> eveerytime
17:00 <Serenity> but my black cat is so smart
17:00 <Bastardly_One> does he do the growl Liinda?
17:00 <ThomasChefferson> sometimes she cottons on to what im upto
17:00 <Liinda> really Serenity? cool either way
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I love that growl 
17:00 <Serenity> yeah hes a stunning cat but hes so stupid. I call him my blonde really pretty to look at but no brain
18:00 <ThomasChefferson> Smooch actually thinks she is a tiger
18:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One She meows all the time to go outside, to eat, to go outside etc...
18:00 <ThomasChefferson> when we play string
18:00 <ThomasChefferson> she snorts and makes tiger growls
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I've forgotten the burmese's name
18:00 <ThomasChefferson> and whips her tail violentyl
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but he does look like an airhead a bit
18:00 <Loof> dogs can read two letter words
18:00 <Loof> wonder if cats can
18:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> My dogs is so smart he does my taxes
19:00 <simba> dogs are gay
19:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> so fuck all your cats
19:00 <Serenity> my cats can tell time
19:00 <Liinda> my cat howls so much is sounds like Harrraoooowwwwwwwww
19:00 <Bastardly_One> dogs are gay though 
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't care what they fuck
19:00 <Serenity> Liinda my burmese howls it drives me insane
19:00 <Liinda> i love cats and dogs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that howl is harsh yeah?
19:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11011779_10152580134192331_7460104526988193235_n.jpg?oh=5b1b0ee8893124428063be3634efe0a4&oe=55986229&__gda__=1436052287_c8aefb9f04007d7c45c4bda39ebcc8eb
19:00 <ThomasChefferson> my old cat that i had from when i was like 13 until my mum had to put her down about 8 years ago, she was a talker
19:00 <Liinda> Serenity does yours do random laps around the house and reooooowssss around?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it but it's fucking harsh
19:00 <ThomasChefferson> when i moved out of home
19:00 <Serenity> yes!
20:00 <Loof> i love cats and dogs sometimes, depends how horny i get
20:00 <Bastardly_One> all cats do the random laps
20:00 <Serenity> he does laps and R-R-R-ROOWWLLLS
20:00 <ThomasChefferson> she sat every night at the door to my bedroom
20:00 <Liinda> Awhhh your cat is so purdy
20:00 <ThomasChefferson> and cried
20:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> homosexuals and women like cats
20:00 <Serenity> every time he jumps up on something he does this little brrrrt sound
20:00 <Liinda> mine does that every night before bed
20:00 <Serenity> he sounds like a jetsons car
20:00 <ThomasChefferson> she used to actually say "aaron"
20:00 <Liinda> lol
20:00 <ThomasChefferson> when she meowed
20:00 <nate> i like cats ... in a pie
20:00 <ThomasChefferson> but she was a clever cat
20:00 <nate> BOOm!
20:00 <faux> ..
20:00 <ThomasChefferson> used to roll on command
20:00 <Liinda> awhh ThomasChefferson cute
20:00 <faux> lmaooooo
21:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10940444_10152526393497331_3400640676804451426_n.jpg?oh=8c7b3a5d420c073e3be65924b160321d&oe=55AD110D
21:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <ThomasChefferson> and she thought she was a dog
21:00 <Liinda> hahah nawh so cute
21:00 <nate> im riding on a dolphin
21:00 <ThomasChefferson> hahaha
21:00 <Bastardly_One> do any of you people have cats that like fetch?
21:00 <Loof> that cat has a HUGE cock
21:00 <Serenity> mums cat plays fetch
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I had one until she discovered the dog also liked fetch
21:00 <ThomasChefferson> she had 1 kitten and we kept him too, but he came out tail first
21:00 <Liinda> my cat plays soccer with a paper ball
22:00 <Liinda> all the way down the hallway.
22:00 <ThomasChefferson> and nearly killed the mum
22:00 <Bastardly_One> then she was like no fucking way am I playing fetch if the dog does
22:00 <ThomasChefferson> we think he was a bit retarded
22:00 <Liinda> then she will pick it up with her mouth and start all over again, tapping it down the hall
22:00 <ThomasChefferson> but i mean he is a cat how can you tell
22:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> this cat is cool but all other cats suck
22:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> http://s56.photobucket.com/user/waiting_4him/media/Signs/Hello/SupFool.jpg.html
22:00 <ThomasChefferson> but he was a slobberer
22:00 <ThomasChefferson> but he was too sharp
22:00 <ThomasChefferson> to be dumb
23:00 <Serenity> size different in my boys
23:00 <Liinda> you should call him rocky
23:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t31.0-8/10655261_10152281911592331_4195737291645160424_o.jpg
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the most beautiful kitten once that got rickets
23:00 <Serenity> difference
24:00 <ThomasChefferson> these are cool cats
24:00 <ThomasChefferson> i want a bro cat
24:00 <ThomasChefferson> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ9t_KRRq6Q
24:00 <Liinda> oh wow, they are both cute tho
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
24:00 <Liinda> mine still looks like a kitten, she is small
24:00 <simba> i want a cat who will laugh for no one else
24:00 <Serenity> the black boy is roughly the size of a puma haha
24:00 <Bastardly_One> show the one of Turbo and ant
24:00 <Loof> last kitten i had got chewed to bits by my sisters dog
24:00 <Loof> fucking bitch
24:00 <Bastardly_One> to show the size of him
24:00 <Liinda> http://imgur.com/RRQPS
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda, you have to see this to believe it
25:00 <Bastardly_One> like against the child if she puts it up
25:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> OMG so much pussy
25:00 <Liinda> ok cool
25:00 <Bastardly_One> to truly believe how big he is
25:00 <Liinda> reow
25:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10458670_10152123888732331_533931257527486761_n.jpg?oh=954b83905beb68e72656c949c6444887&oe=55AB47DC&__gda__=1438273974_8a07a117b8a6f85583d584bf291ce408
25:00 <Loof> that is one muscular cat
25:00 <Liinda> wow huge!
25:00 <Serenity> haha
26:00 <Liinda> my mates cat is like that...one big tank of a cat
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was gonna be the one where they are back to back or whatever
26:00 <Loof> what do you feed your cat Liinda? steroids? :P
26:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> that cats about to eat that child
26:00 <Liinda> there's one across the road to like that, tail docked too, but all muscly when you pat it. i think it was in the cat navy or something
26:00 <Loof> you got your cat on the juice?
26:00 <Liinda> my cat is tiny Loof
27:00 <Loof> this one? http://imgur.com/RRQPS
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the muscle ones are the Al-Kitteh SAS
27:00 <Liinda> yeah, that angle makes her look huge
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like the commandos
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <Loof> such a beatiful pussy you have Liinda
27:00 <Loof> you should be proud of your pussy
28:00 <Liinda> http://imgur.com/dr4U8
28:00 <Loof> those green eyes
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont need to get a cat where I am moving to
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I've already nearly taken her home
29:00 <ThomasChefferson> im going to have one of those nights
29:00 <ThomasChefferson> i think
29:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <ThomasChefferson> smooch is already playing games
29:00 <Liinda> hehe cute
29:00 <Bastardly_One> she followed me to the bus stop last time
29:00 <ThomasChefferson> coming in lying down for 5 minutes
29:00 <ThomasChefferson> running back off outside
29:00 <ThomasChefferson> for 30 minutes
29:00 <ThomasChefferson> its like she is checking up on me
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's to make you wonder
29:00 <Liinda> mine has done her laps of craziness and i think she is asleep in her bed
30:00 <Bastardly_One> then you'll be going to have a look and she'll be all innocent
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that's to annoy you into paying attention
30:00 <doctor> http://i.imgur.com/MlEi27s.gif
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she knows you're talking about her
30:00 <ThomasChefferson> nah i dont go chasing her, but if she isnt in here by the time i go to bed, she stays out for the night
30:00 <Liinda> of course, she's tapped his computer
30:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol
31:00 <Liinda> http://imgur.com/IDw59
31:00 <ThomasChefferson> i treat my women the same :P
31:00 <simba> im all woman
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <ThomasChefferson> ur cat is about the same size as smooch
31:00 <Liinda> Nawh she is small.
32:00 <ThomasChefferson> yeah smooch isnt big
32:00 <Serenity> fucking hell this took forever to find
32:00 <ThomasChefferson> the camera makes her look bigger
32:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10552580_10152164817162331_8456328877601468473_n.jpg?oh=f802c3252caf639ae4148c1ad744efcf&oe=55AFFEA7&__gda__=1436087794_ada53c2279f8a3fe62dc20236ca8d964
32:00 <Serenity> you can see there how huge he is
32:00 <Liinda> OMG
32:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol
32:00 <Liinda> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzB6t9lqaXk
32:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lilla, my cat    Uploader: LindyPops79 Uploaded:  Oct 11, 2010 Duration: 1 Minutes 50 Seconds 
34:00 <Loof> so addicted to cigs
34:00 <Liinda> thats my cat
34:00 <ThomasChefferson> your cat is evil lol
34:00 <Liinda> haha she likes playing
34:00 <ThomasChefferson> smooch doesnt attack me like that
35:00 <Serenity> awwww
35:00 <ThomasChefferson> she will if i like really piss her off
35:00 <Serenity> i love kitties
35:00 <Liinda> she has never opened claws nar my face
35:00 <Liinda> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0hV88_8-cM
35:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lilla The Masseuse    Uploader: LindyPops79 Uploaded: Published on Aug 28, 2012 Duration: 0 Minutes 16 Seconds 
35:00 <ThomasChefferson> but she ends up just licking my hand
36:00 <ThomasChefferson> yeah
36:00 <ThomasChefferson> i get that
36:00 <Loof> that's a nice photo of you on your youtube liindaness
36:00 <Liinda> yeah mine licks my hand too
36:00 <ThomasChefferson> usually on my back in the middle of the night
36:00 <Liinda> thanks loofness
36:00 <Loof> yw
36:00 <doctor> the small cats tend to be the more aggressive ones
36:00 <doctor> but also the most needy
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate it when they lick your nose
37:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> did not pick that
37:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> did not pick that at all
37:00 <Loof> 1 cat 1 jar of penut butter
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I get it that grooming is affection but that breath!
37:00 <Liinda> my cats breath is ok
38:00 <faux> my cats breath smells like cat food
38:00 <Liinda> its her farts... pewwwooooowwww
38:00 <Serenity> turbos breath is fine
38:00 <Serenity> but homers is foul
38:00 <ThomasChefferson> lmao
38:00 <ThomasChefferson> ^5 Liinda
38:00 <doctor> cats only love you because they want food
38:00 <Liinda> for a little kitty her farts pack a punch
38:00 <ThomasChefferson> my cat looks at me after she farts
38:00 <Serenity> thats completely untrue doctor
38:00 <Liinda> lol
38:00 <ThomasChefferson> like she is waiting for my reaction
38:00 <Loof> http://cdn.dose.com/2013/2/18/brainwreck.com_9431_1398982352.jpg
38:00 <Liinda> my cat uses me as a cushion too
38:00 <doctor> if they're toying around with your face they're telling you they're hungry
38:00 <ThomasChefferson> i heard her for the first time the other night
38:00 <Serenity> homer farts whenyou pick him up
38:00 <Serenity> its so bad
39:00 <Loof> i saw a cat defend a baby from a dad pretending to see what the cat would do
39:00 <Liinda> lol doctor
39:00 <Loof> the cat went sick to protect the baby
39:00 <Serenity> my cats dont get sad when their humans are gone because of food
39:00 <Loof> on fb
39:00 <ThomasChefferson> smooch wont lay down unles she is either nestled on my foot or my hand is scratching her head
39:00 <doctor> i have two cats, they don't love me but i love them. which is typical
39:00 <faux> aw
39:00 <Serenity> i doubt thats true
39:00 <ThomasChefferson> she will whip tail violently and meow loud as fuck until i make one available
40:00 <faux> I love u doc
40:00 <Liinda> lol
40:00 <faux> now gimme food
40:00 <Loof> doctor watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOf38ysHfbA
40:00 <doctor> aww, ty for kind words. have some roast chicken
40:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol
40:00 <faux> haha
41:00 <Liinda> okies i think im gonna try get to sleep.
41:00 <doctor> cool cat. don't hurt the baby
41:00 <Loof> jah mon
41:00 <Loof> cats actually care
41:00 <Liinda> goodnight all, happy easter for those celebrating it
41:00 <Loof> night Liindaness <3
41:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1601189_10152289716627331_7239173925819147047_n.jpg?oh=3deaf8735e72219d316e4f2b92b07e88&oe=55AB5DC7&__gda__=1438049016_b199e64b27736c97c137c88400d12f7c
41:00 <Serenity> shnuggly bum
41:00 <Liinda> night Loofness <3
41:00 <Serenity> night lindies
41:00 <doctor> cute kitty
41:00 <Bastardly_One> night and right back at you
41:00 <Liinda> awwwhhh so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeee
42:00 <ThomasChefferson> i will try and film smooch when she comes in next, and see if i can get footage of her either going crazy to lay down, or so you can see how quick she drops when my hand is near her head to pat
42:00 <Liinda> night Serenity 
42:00 <Liinda> night b1 thx
42:00 <ThomasChefferson> thats the pedo cat isnt it Serenity?
42:00 <Liinda> night ThomasChefferson
42:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol
42:00 <Liinda> night faux
42:00 <Serenity> no
42:00 <faux> nini 
42:00 <ThomasChefferson> night Liinda ;)
42:00 <Liinda> night doctor
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see why Maurice wants to steal him though
42:00 <Liinda> night Crocodylus_Pontiflex
42:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <ThomasChefferson> i thought he was the one with the knickers on his head
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he is seriously one cool looking cat
43:00 <Serenity> that cat was black aaron
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <ThomasChefferson> ohhh
43:00 <ThomasChefferson> it was a few weeks ago
43:00 <ThomasChefferson> black grey
43:00 <ThomasChefferson> cat
43:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lilac
43:00 <Bastardly_One> not grey
43:00 <faux> Serenity's cat could have one eyeball and half a leg and b1 would be like omgz DAT cat rocz
43:00 <ThomasChefferson> lilac is purple
44:00 <Serenity> hes blue
44:00 <Serenity> blue burmese
44:00 <ThomasChefferson> maybe
44:00 <ThomasChefferson> but he looks blue to me tbh
44:00 <faux> blue cheese 
44:00 <ThomasChefferson> OMG
44:00 <ThomasChefferson> GREY
44:00 <ThomasChefferson> where ios my fkn head at
44:00 <Serenity> well his papers say blue burmese
44:00 <ThomasChefferson> yeah i know what u mean
45:00 <ThomasChefferson> dahhh
45:00 <ThomasChefferson> im just saying
45:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p206x206/10245381_10152059980912331_3865280346510072131_n.jpg?oh=f0b4dd99508b247915f5b547795eb1bc&oe=55B95CB6
45:00 <Serenity> mroww
45:00 <ThomasChefferson> to me he is grey
45:00 <ThomasChefferson> without all the technical :P
45:00 <ThomasChefferson> i dunno what breed smooch is even
45:00 <ThomasChefferson> does that even make sense?
45:00 <Serenity> she just looks like a regular tabby
46:00 <ThomasChefferson> i thought she was tortise shell
46:00 <ThomasChefferson> i dunno
46:00 <Serenity> tortoise shells have 3 colours
46:00 <ThomasChefferson> she def got tiger in her
46:00 <ThomasChefferson> yeah she is brown red and black
46:00 <Serenity> torties are usually ptachy
46:00 <Serenity> patchy
47:00 <Serenity> http://www.nature.com/scitable/content/43688/Curlycat02_MID_1.jpg
47:00 <ThomasChefferson> ohh like birthmark type of colouring
47:00 <Serenity> smooch is def a tabby
47:00 <Serenity> http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/cats/images/0/0c/Tabbys-tabby-cats-2.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120510223201&path-prefix=en
48:00 <ThomasChefferson> yeah its werid
48:00 <ThomasChefferson> some say tabby
48:00 <ThomasChefferson> others say tortiseshell
49:00 <Serenity> did you get papers with her?
49:00 <Serenity> it should say
49:00 <ThomasChefferson> ummm nah cos she was a rescue
49:00 <ThomasChefferson> i dont recall papers
50:00 <ThomasChefferson> but i guess i could find out
50:00 <ThomasChefferson> https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqLHEJbLAOdcuv4uEOk3tnS3-ThgbHKr1qsnAPKVQL2o6_FM6m
50:00 <Serenity> it woudlnt be hard
50:00 <ThomasChefferson> thats one says tortise
50:00 <Serenity> vet would know just looking at her
50:00 <ThomasChefferson> she is microchipped
50:00 <ThomasChefferson> and desexed and all that
50:00 <Serenity> it will say on her chip details then
50:00 <Serenity> i know it does on my boys
50:00 <Serenity> brb
50:00 <ThomasChefferson> i dunno where thats stuff is
51:00 <ThomasChefferson> the ex would prob have it all
53:00 <Loof> http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/searchtools/item-Details.asp?EdpNo=9584019&sku=KCE-102834407&SRCCODE=WEBBP2435&cm_lm=8fe1df43fdac3e19cfca99bdc12f784b&cm_mmc=email-_-Retro-_-WEBBP2435-_-tigeremail2435&utm_source=EML&utm_medium=main&utm_campaign=WEBBP2435
58:00 <Loof> http://littlefun.org/uploads/5249c2d3e691b2592fc4429e_736.jpg
01:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/OM1jAhs.gifv
05:00 <Serenity> ok back
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oi Crocodylus_Pontiflex
06:00 <Bastardly_One> what's Valient Hearts like?
06:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> kids game
06:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> kinda interesting
06:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> you don't do much really 
07:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> and a very basic history lesson
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh right
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well, it just installed
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> free anyways
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I got that, oddworld and olliolli2
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that is actually good fun 
07:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> oddowlrd is cool
08:00 <Bastardly_One> olliolli I have played a couple of times
08:00 <Bastardly_One> actually better fun than I thought it would be 
08:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> might have to check it out
09:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> that cricket game was shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so oddworld is faithfully replicated?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya 
09:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> i never played oddworld before
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so shattered ... was really looking forward to it ... a decent cricket game
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I must remind myself to check a review on the UFC game
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cheap at JB right now
10:00 <Bastardly_One> cant wait for an hour
10:00 <Bastardly_One> back to normal time and less daylight!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> woo!
11:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> oh yeah extra hour
11:00 <Loof> oddworld isn't the same as the ps1 version quite
11:00 <Loof> it has extra stuff
11:00 <Loof> everything in the original is there, except theres more
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh good Loof
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember the original vividly
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and you might as well check the skate game out Crocodylus_Pontiflex
12:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> skate?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> will take under 5 mins to d/l on a decent connection
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ollieollie2
13:00 <nate> b1 tell me mooooorre!
14:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> is it like Skate or Die
14:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> now that was a game
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, totally 2d scrolling
14:00 <nate> i need some crocodile kisses
14:00 <Bastardly_One> got 9.1 in IGN
15:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit, everyone on my list but you and couleurs and simba has it 
16:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ0q6jynLI_YF4q9OqzSlj3BgaVkszGpAeAo7Mv4tGwBXPK_66mCw
16:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> ther you go nate
16:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> ollieollie2
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yer
16:00 <Bastardly_One> in the freebies for march
17:00 <Bastardly_One> slack fucks should have april up
17:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> I'm thinking about a new pc and do some real gaming
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love to but I have a really bad run with PCs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> don't know why but they never last long at all with me ... laptops, no drama
19:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> i've had this laptop fro about 4 years
19:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> cost me a mint when I bought it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this piece of shit was cheap
23:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I take that back ... it's not a piece of shit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> just a shitty keyboard
24:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> http://www.pccasegear.com/
24:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> i might buy something off theseguys
25:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> http://www.pccasegear.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1411&products_id=31402
25:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> something like this
26:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> not over the top
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
30:00 <Bastardly_One> well, to be honest the only thing stopping me is my past history
31:00 <Bastardly_One> graphics cards for instance
31:00 <Bastardly_One> known to blown them up really quick
31:00 <Bastardly_One> same with PSUs
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know how but I do
34:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> i'm running 2 ATI radeon 5870's
34:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> that's really shit thesedays isn't it
36:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> I7 q820
36:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> that's probably really out of date
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd have to ask someone all that shit isn't foreign to
40:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> yeah I was throwing it out there hoping some IT noob would rant 
40:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> and I could get an idea about what was good
41:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> well I mean not a noob
41:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> becasue that would be me
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that'd be me too
49:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> 8 min till time travel
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fast
50:00 <Bastardly_One> 2:49 here
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and I go by the network phone time
50:00 <Bastardly_One> 2:50 now
50:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> I must be traveling faster
51:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> yeah my pc is fast
51:00 <ThomasChefferson> 1 nil 1 nil 1 nil!!!!!!!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it lives
52:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> who's playing
52:00 <Bastardly_One> some cunts against other cunts
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> everton def southampton
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> 1 zip
52:00 <Bastardly_One> cannot believe the trouncing just before
52:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 - 1
53:00 <Bastardly_One> soutpool?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> they'll come back
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I must say my mother has finally learnt to cook something well
59:00 <Bastardly_One> these pastie slices are awesome
59:00 <Crocodylus_Pontiflex> wow liverpool played shit
59:00 <Bastardly_One> as good as mine, if not, better
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you are not wrong
50:00 <couleurs> where the babes at
50:00 <TheRon> good question
52:00 <Dugnuts> gotta set it up first
52:00 <flee> im not a poet but im here for some sexually arousing text
53:00 <TheRon> you are woman i am man fetch me my slippers as fast as you can
56:00 <Fez> romantic
56:00 <TheRon> sure is
57:00 <Fez> how many girls pm'ing u atm ron?
57:00 <TheRon> none u?
57:00 <Fez> im sure its more than none after that line
58:00 <TheRon> treat em mean keep em keen
58:00 <Fez> yo bitch get me a beer?
59:00 <TheRon> she should know her role
59:00 <Fez> should be passed down from the parents
00:00 <TheRon> you'd think so
02:00 <Fez> name something u associate with breasts?
02:00 <TheRon> nips
02:00 <Devil45> turkey
02:00 <Fez> nice
02:00 <TheRon> motorboating
03:00 <Fez> groping.
03:00 <TheRon> handful
05:00 <Fez> beer?
05:00 <TheRon> top idea
06:00 <Fez> chocolate coated breasts
06:00 <Fez> speaking of which.. hi beergirl
06:00 <TheRon> i love beergirls
06:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))))))))
07:00 <bee_girl> whats happenin
07:00 <Fez> topless beergirls?
07:00 <TheRon> even better
08:00 <Fez> only kind imo
08:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <bee_girl> iP6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <TheRon> ps3!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <TheRon> jesse hogan has kicked a goal
10:00 <TheRon> 30 points now
11:00 <Fez> bgbreasts!!!!
12:00 <TheRon> bigguns!
12:00 <TheRon> anybody else want a beer
15:00 <TheRon> 11 points now
15:00 <TheRon> gold coast all of a sudden are looking the winners
15:00 <flee> anyone going to the anti-islam protest at federation square?
16:00 <flee> no one cares
16:00 <couleurs> me
16:00 <couleurs> leaveing rite now
16:00 <couleurs> c u ther
16:00 <flee> im taking my anonymous mask
17:00 <flee> me australian flag
17:00 <couleurs> i'm taking my scream mask
17:00 <flee> im taking my crossbow
17:00 <couleurs> me boxer kanga flag
17:00 <flee> im taking my shotgun
18:00 <couleurs> teh walking islams
18:00 <TheRon> take an eski and start handing out beers
18:00 <flee> hand out weed
19:00 <flee> cheer
19:00 <flee> beer n weed
19:00 <TheRon> anti muslim rally i can't see anything going wrong
21:00 <flee> get the riot squad ready
22:00 <TheRon> why do i giggle eevrytime i hear the name swallow?
23:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: It's your inner child. 
24:00 <TheRon> damn
25:00 <Fez> men with jewelry? thoughts?
25:00 <couleurs> GAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
25:00 <TheRon> bit gay
25:00 <couleurs> told u
25:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
26:00 <Dugnuts> anyone see the razr april fools?
26:00 <Dugnuts> project mcfly
26:00 <Dugnuts> a hovermouse!
26:00 <TheRon> no
26:00 <couleurs> no
26:00 <Dugnuts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlCx5gjAmqI
26:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Hovering Mouse - Project McFly | Razer Views: 421,209   Uploader: cultofrazer Uploaded: Published on Apr 1, 2015 Duration: 2 Minutes 31 Seconds 
29:00 <couleurs> cool but how much!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <doctor> bit of chaos can be refreshing
36:00 <TheRon> fez what do you think about chicks goal umpiring?
37:00 <Fez> its fine.. though they wear to much clothing
37:00 <Dugnuts> gives them something to do right
37:00 <Dugnuts> so they dont feel completely ignored
38:00 <couleurs> CuTe
50:00 <Skirmish> http://alsoshotoniphone6.tumblr.com/   <---- LOL
01:00 <TheRon> jack watts is playing well
05:00 <TheRon> the fat lady is warming up
05:00 <TheRon> scratch that, she's sing
06:00 <TheRon> IT'S OVERRRRRRRRR!
17:00 <TheRiddler> wow
17:00 <TheRiddler> 11 seasons since first wining the first round for dees
20:00 <TheRon> dees have some impressive kids
24:00 <MrMark> we all misbehaving?
25:00 <TheRon> swans v bombers up next
25:00 <MrMark> musac
25:00 <TheRon> just from a distant sun we'll shower over everyone
26:00 <MrMark> Pink Floyd
26:00 <TheRon> crowded house
26:00 <MrMark> oh that
26:00 <MrMark> lol
26:00 <MrMark> soz
29:00 <flee> https://youtu.be/X_OT0xQ-0VU
29:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crowed House - Don't Dream It's Over (lyrics) Views: 67,131   Uploader: carmenbilro Uploaded:  Nov 4, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 1 Seconds 
29:00 <TheRon> you better get back honky cat
30:00 <flee> https://youtu.be/tUYGzZ0tQpA
30:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Foreigner - I Want To Know What Love Is (With Lyrics) Views: 5,702,226   Uploader: carmenbilro Uploaded:  Feb 10, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 51 Seconds 
30:00 <TheRon> got any ted mulry there?
34:00 <TheRon> saturday in the park i think it was the 4th of july
39:00 <TheRon> the only card i need is the ace of spades
40:00 <TheRon> don't you just hate when you go to drink your beer and the lid is still on
41:00 <TheRon> wet in sydney??
42:00 <TheRon> your love is like bad medicine bad medicine is what i need
44:00 <MrMark> Sydney is wet and sexy
45:00 <TheRon> especially in kings cross
45:00 <MrMark> oh yeah
46:00 <MrMark> anything goes there
46:00 <MrMark> so ive heard....
46:00 <MrMark> from a friend
46:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't know
47:00 <TheRon> there's a thai massage joint in ballarat, what does that involve?
48:00 <MrMark> rubbing
48:00 <MrMark> and oil
48:00 <TheRon> happy ending?
48:00 <MrMark> u need to ask
48:00 <MrMark> oh....so ive heard
48:00 <MrMark> lol
49:00 <TheRon> i've extra $5 for happy ending
49:00 <TheRon> heard
49:00 <MrMark> hmmm
50:00 <TheRon> i'm going to grace land Memphis Tennessee 
51:00 <MrMark> walkin in Memphis
51:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
53:00 <nerdygirl> hello
53:00 <TheRon> you may be right, i maybe crazy but i just might be the lunatic you're looking for
58:00 <Dugnuts> god american honey is so delicious
58:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
00:00 <Skirmish> It is yummy
01:00 <TheRon> breasts are yummy
01:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/man-dies-after-sex-with-scarecrow/story-fnixwvgh-1227291248835
02:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it was loof
04:00 <TheRon> bombers holy fuck
05:00 <TheRiddler> they're pumped
08:00 <MrMark> John Farnham time
08:00 <TheRon> the wedding song?
08:00 <couleurs> Go Da DeeS
09:00 <MrMark> no
09:00 <TheRon> seemed like a good idea at the time
09:00 <MrMark> Age Of Reason
10:00 <TheRon> tribreasted women fez?
10:00 <Fez> 3 please
11:00 <MrMark> 3 tits r better than 2
11:00 <TheRon> i need a lover that won't drive me crazy
11:00 <TheRon> with 3breasts
11:00 <couleurs> https://41.media.tumblr.com/7f2d475ef60e5551895c31ee5d317f22/tumblr_nm8pixfIqm1qb8iyro1_1280.jpg
11:00 <couleurs> me
11:00 <MrMark> she drives me crazy
13:00 <TheRiddler> polymastia
14:00 <couleurs> https://41.media.tumblr.com/2834ad9090b0d7191435bf1cf995cfb3/tumblr_nm8yfuMOhG1s7849ro2_1280.jpg
14:00 <couleurs> u
14:00 <zaim> she is totes adorbz
16:00 <TheRon> stereophonics - dakota
21:00 <doctor> gibs mi jerb
21:00 <TheRon> they took your jerb!!!
22:00 <doctor> MAH D1RG!!!rerfbfds
22:00 <TheRon> she is watching the detectives, it's so cute
23:00 <doctor> that song is very cringe
23:00 <TheRon> elvis rules
24:00 <doctor> yeah he's pretty cool, I wonder if he's kicked the bucket yet
24:00 <TheRon> nup still maing music
25:00 <doctor> alive and kicking
25:00 <TheRon> oh yes!
25:00 <doctor> stay until your love is
25:00 <Fez> boobs to the power of 3
25:00 <TheRon> damn now i wanna listen to elvis and burt bacharach
25:00 <MrMark> sweet wonderfull you......you make me happy with the things you do.......
26:00 <doctor> fleeting wood
26:00 <MrMark> wooohooooo!
26:00 <MrMark> its Fleetwood time
27:00 <TheRon> i found veronica instead 
27:00 <MrMark> The Veronicas
27:00 <MrMark> oooer sexy lil bitchesw
27:00 <TheRon> elvis costello - veronica
28:00 <MrMark> boring
29:00 <Fez> veronicas breasts?
29:00 <MrMark> boobs!!
29:00 <MrMark> tits!!
29:00 <MrMark> bazoongas!
30:00 <MrMark> melons!
30:00 <MrMark> funbags!
30:00 <Fez> norgs
30:00 <TheRon> oliver's army?
30:00 <MrMark> norks
30:00 <Fez> flesh pillows
31:00 <TheRon> melons
31:00 <MrMark> said that
31:00 <Fez> athat was said
31:00 <TheRon> damn
31:00 <Fez> u lose.
31:00 <Dugnuts> tittays
31:00 <Dugnuts> mammaries
31:00 <Fez> no breasts for theron
31:00 <Dugnuts> tig ol bitties
43:00 <Skirmish> TheRon gets all the tits. 
43:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers i get all the breasts
44:00 <Fez> how many tribreasted women u had?
44:00 <TheRon> one more than you?
45:00 <Fez> likely
46:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBpQ0XFUoAIwpZB.jpg:large
47:00 <MrMark> Total Recall
47:00 <MrMark> Arnie
47:00 <TheRon> yes
48:00 <TheRon> new terminator coming
48:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmm sexy Arnie
48:00 <TheRon> too many dicks on the dancefloor
49:00 <MrMark> whats the new terminator movie called?
50:00 <couleurs> the arnimator
51:00 <TheRon> i saw it on wrestlemania
53:00 <MrMark> oh geee
54:00 <TheRon> james reyne - motor's too fast
54:00 <TheRon> might play some tucker's daughter in a minute\
55:00 <MrMark> ooooer
56:00 <couleurs> the spotify lyrics button is a bit too accurate
56:00 <MrMark> i know this much is true......
56:00 <TheRon> i've had gold in my head all day
57:00 <MrMark> this is the sound of my soul....
58:00 <TheRon> always believing you are gold
58:00 <MrMark> Spandau fucken ballet!!!bitches!!!
59:00 <TheRon> all hardcore and shit
59:00 <TheRon> how hot is the clip for tucker's daughter
59:00 <MrMark> i know
59:00 <TheRon> i'd do tucker's daughter
00:00 <MrMark> Paul Kelley
00:00 <TheRon> ian moss
00:00 <MrMark> To Her Door
00:00 <TheRon> bradman
02:00 <TheRon> what makes such a sweet guy turn so mean
02:00 <Immutable> boredom
04:00 <TheRon> before too long the one that you're loving will wish that they'd never met you
05:00 <Immutable> :/
05:00 <TheRon> and every fucking city feels the same
11:00 <doctor> people in sydney must be bored
12:00 <milk> ?
12:00 <doctor> fighting each other over something 
12:00 <milk> big men punching on
13:00 <MrMark> more scotch!
13:00 <TheRon> paul kelly - it started with a kiss
13:00 <doctor> very masculine like glassing people at football matches
14:00 <MrMark> saucy!!!
17:00 <TheRon> hard to glass ppl at the footy now
17:00 <TheRon> it's all plastic
17:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zUIcVY83vw
17:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Josh Wink - The techno laugh song Views: 9,192   Uploader: techhpro Uploaded: Published on Jul 15, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 21 Seconds 
23:00 <zaim> classic
36:00 <couleurs> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/melbourne-cbd/small-appliances/a-big-oval-laundry-basket-blue-colour/1075067487
37:00 <couleurs> u guys think allen will take $2?
37:00 <TheRon> my name is luka i live on the second floor
38:00 <couleurs> keep it down luka lol
39:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBpQ0XFUoAIwpZB.jpg:large
39:00 <couleurs> me
39:00 <slower> couleurs dont be such a tight-ass its only $4
41:00 <couleurs> i'll do what i want!!!!!!!
41:00 <TheRon> alright cartman
44:00 <couleurs> i'm not fat, i'm big boned!!!!!!!!
45:00 <TheRon> my ma is half bi, that's make me qtr bi
46:00 <TheRon> led zepplin - kashmir
47:00 <couleurs> i'm sexc n i no it
53:00 <MrMark> we all saucy yet?
54:00 <TheRon> JUICY WIGGLE!!!
56:00 <TheRon> and she said and she said you don't make me feel like a woman anymore
04:00 <Nikky`> Hey Hey Hey
05:00 <Nikky`> oooooh hiya my lovely one xx
05:00 <IAmSpeed> Um... Hi Nikki?
05:00 <Nikky`> Ummm hi>
05:00 <Nikky`> ?
05:00 <IAmSpeed> Haha. I think that was a miscommunication thanks to timing.
06:00 <Nikky`> It was
06:00 <Nikky`> It was for zaim
06:00 <Nikky`> the love of my life
06:00 <IAmSpeed> Devastating. But good for him, name one of your children after me.
06:00 <zaim> I am this what she calls the love of her life
07:00 <Nikky`> We shall make the child while having speed
07:00 <phlick123> hello nikky!~ :)
07:00 <IAmSpeed> I should hope not, my nick has nothing to do with the drug.
07:00 <Nikky`> Hey phlick123
07:00 <Dugnuts> hmmm
07:00 <IAmSpeed> Watch the movie cars while conceiving the child.
07:00 <IAmSpeed> Much more appropriate.
07:00 <Nikky`> Sure
08:00 <christopherdogwalken> ***GoNe***
09:00 <Nikky`> Your face is gone
09:00 <christopherdogwalken> good!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <Nikky`> xx
09:00 <christopherdogwalken> oo
09:00 <Nikky`> Well Well Well
11:00 <Nikky`> Take that
12:00 <zaim> ill take it all
12:00 <zaim> balls deep
12:00 <Nikky`> Excellent
15:00 <Nikky`> Think its time to start zaim ;o)
16:00 <zaim> i never asked u to stop
16:00 <Nikky`> Oh
16:00 <Nikky`> My bad
27:00 <Nikky`> Soooooooooooooooooooo
41:00 <ooomp> Well that was fun
42:00 <couleurs> i'm fun
42:00 <ooomp> Yes you are
43:00 <Nikky`> I wish I was fun
43:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))))))))))
44:00 <ooomp> We need a serious person
45:00 <couleurs> why!!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <ooomp> To stop you going too far
46:00 <ooomp> You wouldn't do that would you
47:00 <couleurs> hi cita how bout a cyber KiSs
49:00 <couleurs> what u talken bout ooomp !!!!!!
49:00 <ooomp> I thought so
51:00 <SwollenTestical> any nice big cocks in here whisper me
53:00 <ooomp> I have a big penis
53:00 <ooomp> No need to whisper
53:00 <couleurs> me 2
53:00 <SwollenTestical> anyone watch me on cam wearing high heels and a diaper whisper me
54:00 <ooomp> Hot pink lipstick too?
54:00 <SwollenTestical> anyone wanna watch me on cam wearing a gstring on backwards so big my hair swollen man balls dangle each side of the string 
55:00 <ooomp> Stupid splits
56:00 <ooomp> Mew :)
57:00 <SwollenTestical> any hot guys wanna sit on my face tonight whisper me
57:00 <Mew> ello lovely
59:00 <ooomp> Thank god he/she/it is gone
00:00 <couleurs> don't call me shirley
02:00 <ooomp> couleurs is a shirley? :O
06:00 <Kynetic> dont all talk at once now
06:00 <Kynetic> i can understand whats going on
06:00 <ooomp> Pictard
06:00 <StrykerX> Hello Picard 
08:00 <Picard> StrykerX hello
10:00 <christopherdogwalken> u wanna go me?
11:00 <Kynetic> i dunno
11:00 <Kynetic> can u lift?
11:00 <StrykerX> Did you have a good easter Picard?
12:00 <couleurs> :)
13:00 <christopherdogwalken> :D
14:00 <Fez> hi b1
14:00 <couleurs> it was me all along!!!!!!!!!!
15:00 <Picard> yes
15:00 <Picard> u
16:00 <StrykerX> Most excellent thank you
18:00 <couleurs> still waiting 4 dose tv pics...
18:00 <couleurs> where the babes at
20:00 <Skirmish> Does anyone know a user that types using the nick babygirl? 
20:00 <Kynetic> it does sound familiar
21:00 <Kynetic> but then. this is irc.. you could say it was xXxX-L33tUser1234-XxXx and it'd probably sound familiar
21:00 <couleurs> probably Loof da fkn pedo
21:00 <Skirmish> I have no idea who they are. Chris seems upset though. 
21:00 <Skirmish> I'd like to know if someone else has been using my nick. 
21:00 <nate> picards here
22:00 <Kynetic> cant say Skirmish
22:00 <Kynetic> you can set nickname enforcement so ppl cant use your nick 
22:00 <TNT> soup
22:00 <couleurs> Picard isn't a babe he's a balde
23:00 <Skirmish> I have it set so you have to identify in 90 seconds. 
24:00 <Kynetic> well yeah thats nickname enforcement
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard's head reminds me of an eggplant for some reason, reddish and shiny
25:00 <Skirmish> I don't even know who Chris is. 
25:00 <Skirmish> Maybe he's an elephant and he's remembering something I did years ago and I have no recollection. 
25:00 <couleurs> hee hee
26:00 <Kynetic> its a form of troll.. the 'archivist'
27:00 <Kynetic> remembers and logs everything to use it against others
27:00 <TNT> TakinItInDaRing
28:00 <TheRiddler> is chris chris` or someone else
28:00 <couleurs> denzel picardson
28:00 <TNT> fgt
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, this is an op in another channel
29:00 <TheRiddler> ok
29:00 <Nikky`> Can the real chris please stand up
29:00 <Skirmish> Nah this isn't the space cadet music producer chris ... this is another guy that appears to be suffering from severe butthurt. 
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <Kynetic> oh.. butthurt.. i have something for that hang on
29:00 <Picard> eggplants are not red.
29:00 <TNT> his ring is
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <TNT> from bein too big a fgt
29:00 <faux> Who said eggplants are red
30:00 <Kynetic> apply this twice a day.. it might work.. it might not.. noone really cares.
30:00 <TheRiddler> go dogs
30:00 <Picard> <TokenDaRing> Picard's head reminds me of an eggplant for some reason, reddish and shiny
30:00 <faux> lol wut
30:00 <faux> What kinda eggplants you buying 
30:00 <Picard> cumstain did
30:00 <Picard> i think he means capsicum lol
30:00 <Picard> uneducated twat
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: nah they're too red
30:00 <faux> ah yes. Cos they're so similar 
31:00 <Skirmish> How is your easter Nikky`? Is the easter bunny going to leave some eggs for you in the morning? 
31:00 <Nikky`> I got some eggs.. was at mums until 6ish tonight
31:00 <Nikky`> I even got home and my landlady left one on my kitchen table..for being awesome tenant and keeping her place lovely
31:00 <Dugnuts> eggplants are purple
31:00 <faux> Cumplant
31:00 <TokenDaRing> http://www.kimmelorchard.org/images/icon_eggplant.png
31:00 <Dugnuts> very purple
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Picar'ds head
31:00 <Picard> faux u ever seen a red egglant?
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: how do you get puirple?
31:00 <faux> Wtf
31:00 <TokenDaRing> hint, you mix red and blue
31:00 <faux> If you see red in that pic you need your eyes tested 
31:00 <faux> Asap
31:00 <TokenDaRing> faux maybe I'm colour blind and you're being really insensitive
32:00 <Nikky`> She was fixing my shower - nice surprise
32:00 <Skirmish> Very nice! 
32:00 <Nikky`> Yeah and the shower head she replaced is awesome
32:00 <faux> Yeah and you use yellow and blue to make green doesn't make green yellow.
32:00 <Dugnuts> maybe you just made a mistake and cant admit it
32:00 <slinky_J> thas teh weirdest penis pic eva
32:00 <slinky_J> dood needs sum sex
32:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: nah picard's looks weirder
32:00 <Picard> cockhead
32:00 <TokenDaRing> like a field mouse
33:00 <Immutable> two hotties moved in down stairs
33:00 <Nikky`> Is anyone else having issues loading ninemsn, theage n such?
33:00 <Skirmish> K and I bought choc eggs to do with Ethan last weekend since he is with his mother this weekend ... and we forgot about them. 
33:00 <slinky_J> lel
33:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing just got 0wned
33:00 <Immutable> I need some sex its been a year. 
33:00 <Picard> use ya hand
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: I did, is this how it feels for you every day of your life?
33:00 <nate> use a field mouse
33:00 <slinky_J> im watching Rome: The World's First Supermarket
34:00 <Skirmish> So we ate them Thursday. 
34:00 <Nikky`> lol
34:00 <Nikky`> you going to get him more?
34:00 <Nikky`> My nan got me too many eggs :/
34:00 <MrMark> scotch!!!!!
34:00 <slinky_J> and next Jesus: The Rice to Power
34:00 <nate> slinky_J u have a hot chick ova?
34:00 <Picard> no idea TokenDaRing,im not a loser like you
34:00 <slinky_J> nuh
34:00 <Picard> slinky_J has his mum over
34:00 <nate> he just said no to a hot chick
34:00 <nate> GILF!
35:00 <Picard> dont pm me TokenDaRing
35:00 <ooomp> slinky_J wants me over
35:00 <slinky_J> huppa huppa!
35:00 <Picard> i dont want to see u naked.
35:00 <nate> TokenDaRing sure is hornay
36:00 <Nikky`> One day you might surprise us MrMark.. and say water and stop being the channel drunk - well one of a few
36:00 <Picard> im not interested TokenDaRing,move on
36:00 <slinky_J> tuna hornay
36:00 <couleurs> picken me nose
37:00 <slinky_J> it's rainman outside
37:00 <slinky_J> seh nice
38:00 <grom> that is purple
39:00 <Picard> farken
39:00 <Picard> grom?
40:00 <Picard> im bored
41:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing when i say im bored that doesnt mean i want a cretin like u to pm me, can you at least get some new material?
42:00 <nate> TokenDaRing such a good buddy
42:00 <Picard> he wants me to fuck him, im just not into him
42:00 <nate> its cool to have fans
42:00 <Picard> im not into the sissy boys
43:00 <nate> less make up TokenDaRing
43:00 <nate> geeez:)
43:00 <Picard> lol
43:00 <ooomp> Are you gay Picard
43:00 <Picard> ooomp no]
43:00 <Picard> are you?
43:00 <ooomp> No
44:00 <Picard> <TokenDaRing> they all know I wanted to fuck Matthew
44:00 <ooomp> I did not know this
44:00 <Picard> lol
45:00 <ooomp> TokenDaRing, circle of trust please
45:00 <Picard> <TokenDaRing> one of your daughters is really hot  <----dude she is 13, thats just sick
46:00 <faux> Ehehehehehe watching fast and teh furious 7
47:00 <Picard> anyone watcing the lunar eclipse
47:00 <couleurs> ya mom
47:00 <Picard> yes, yes she is
47:00 <Immutable> ahahahaha
47:00 <Picard> anyone here?
47:00 <Picard> that sounds like sex with TokenDaRing
48:00 <StrykerX> <Picard> <TokenDaRing> one of your daughters is really hot  <----dude she is 13, thats just sick   << Definition of irony
48:00 <StrykerX> <Picard> <TokenDaRing> one of your daughters is really hot  <----dude she is 13, thats just sick
48:00 <faux> You guys are the worst trolls ever lol
48:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: his daughters are actually adults
48:00 <nate> faux ever?:)
48:00 <faux> Oui 
48:00 <Picard> lol
49:00 <couleurs> ya mom
49:00 <Skirmish> Overcast here. No moon. 
49:00 <MrMark> any syd boys wanna blowjob?!!!!
49:00 <Immutable> :o of course 
49:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
49:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing is getting horny over a 14yo
49:00 <StrykerX> lol
49:00 <nate> couleurs have a coke
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: dude I"m not you
49:00 <TokenDaRing> stop projecting yourself on to me ok
49:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm flattered, but stop
49:00 <Picard> why all the pm's asking about my kids?
49:00 <nate> yeah why
49:00 <nate> yeeeah
49:00 <nate> hi zade:)
50:00 <StrykerX> More irony
50:00 <StrykerX> :/
50:00 <couleurs> i don't got coke
50:00 <Zade> hello nate
50:00 <nate> couleurs get to the shops
50:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: 
50:00 <TokenDaRing> I agree
50:00 <nate> choccy and coke
50:00 <nate> ;l
51:00 <flee> I Agree
51:00 <Picard> clear sky here
51:00 <Kynetic> starts at 9pm
51:00 <couleurs> coke me up scotty
51:00 <couleurs> -- star war
52:00 <Kynetic> you guise still on daylight savings time?
52:00 <flee> the end of the world is coming
52:00 <Bastardly_One> your time or ours?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we are until 3am
52:00 <Kynetic> im pretty sure yours cos i was reading it on the sydney observatory
52:00 <Kynetic> so it starts at 8pm here
52:00 <Kynetic> totallity is only for 5 minutes
52:00 <Kynetic> very short eclipse
53:00 <flee> enough time to rape a goat and get out of there
53:00 <Picard> The entire process will begin about 8:00pm (AEST), with the moon becoming noticeably red at 9:15pm. The full eclipse will then occur at 10pm, when the moon will appear completely red. It will be the last total lunar eclipse visible from Earth until 2018.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going to say ... I just went outside and the moon is full but nothing special
53:00 <Kynetic> starts in 7 mins
53:00 <Kynetic> but you prob wont notice it for a good 10 mins or so
53:00 <Kynetic> unless youre watching through a telescope
53:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/5f5A4DnGtis
53:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: CharliÂ,XCXÂ,- FamousÂ,OfficialÂ,MusicÂ,VideoÂ,YTMAs Views: 2,716,013   Uploader: officialcharlixcx Uploaded: Published on Mar 23, 2015 Duration: 4 Minutes 0 Seconds 
53:00 <couleurs> dis mah jam
53:00 <couleurs> yeh stop floodeing
54:00 <flee> im taking astropictures
54:00 <flee> with my nikon camera
54:00 <Picard> k, im off to sit in the backyard with a scotch and watch this sucker
54:00 <Skirmish> http://www.ustream.tv/channel/6539981
54:00 <Kynetic> it's gonna be a few hours before totallity
54:00 <ooomp> You evil
54:00 <couleurs> :D
54:00 <ooomp> You deliberately did that
55:00 <flee> im have a wank and go to bed
55:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares? go let him sit in the backyard until midnight
55:00 <Bastardly_One> saves us reading his bullshit
55:00 <couleurs> agreed.
55:00 <Kynetic> oh good he's already gone
55:00 <Kynetic> :D
55:00 <Kynetic> i cant help but be honest!
55:00 <Kynetic> sorry!
55:00 <flee> his off making scienctific discovers at the bottom of a whiskey jar
55:00 <couleurs> i'm a hacker
56:00 <flee> picard invented light
56:00 <ooomp> ..
57:00 <flee> the red moon symbolizes a invading army is on the way
57:00 <flee> all hail king flee
57:00 <couleurs> https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb4xb4FheO1qczzqjo1_500.png
57:00 <couleurs> me
58:00 <flee> his came to save the people from doom
58:00 <flee> from the doom of old age
59:00 <flee> anyone got the time
59:00 <flee> wb iBiZa i saved u a stool
59:00 <Skirmish> http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nasa-msfc   <----- About to go live. Watch what NASA watches. 
59:00 <flee> ive got youtube
00:00 <flee> i stream porn live on youtube
00:00 <flee> i got a verified account for streaming porn
00:00 <Skirmish> That's great. 
00:00 <flee> JackOffCam is my username
01:00 <Skirmish> STREAM IS LIVE! That's a nice full moon. 
01:00 <flee> got 100 horny chicks in the chatroom telling me to groom my balls
02:00 <flee> I am not agasint muslim people
02:00 <flee> I am not a racist
02:00 <flee> Peace for Police
02:00 <flee> you are a parasitic piece of shit eating up earths resources mutherfucker
04:00 <flee> ITaL^GuY if your looking for a root try Skirmish
04:00 <ITaL^GuY> good one flee laughs all round
04:00 <Nikky`> Its ok.. I shall take on ITaL^GuY in his time of need
05:00 <ITaL^GuY> ty Nikky`
05:00 <ITaL^GuY> :)
05:00 <ITaL^GuY> and hello
05:00 <Nikky`> Welcome and hello my dear :o)
05:00 <flee> ITaL^GuY works at kfc
05:00 <flee> his managing director of the spices
06:00 <Nikky`> He's
06:00 <flee> on another note guise im now casting for a new porn im writing if any actors or actresses are interestd let me know ..
07:00 <flee> heres a prayer to the dead
07:00 <Dugnuts> heh, porn with a plot
07:00 <Dugnuts> hah
08:00 <flee> terrorism is coz of a intelliogence failure
08:00 <Nikky`> Gotta love porn when there is a plot
09:00 <Dugnuts> the whole reason people become terrorists is because of intelligence failure huh?
09:00 <Dugnuts> not because of inhumane conditions?
09:00 <Dugnuts> radical indoctrination?
09:00 <flee> i dont know ask father bob from the burnt down church in melb
09:00 <Dugnuts> a lifetime of violence?
09:00 <Dugnuts> you are just saying random shit arent you fele
09:00 <Dugnuts> flee
09:00 <flee> yep im a pshyco
09:00 <flee> speaking the miund
09:00 <grom> get rid of youtube
09:00 <grom> its just a flood bot
10:00 <Dugnuts> and Nikky`, nurp, then its pretending to be something its not
10:00 <Nikky`> I was jk
10:00 <Dugnuts> ahh so you prefer your porn to be of the no nonsense sex kind then?
10:00 <flee> singular
10:00 <Dugnuts> good to know
10:00 <TokenDaRing> hey pliv
11:00 <Dugnuts> :P
11:00 <flee> rape porn
11:00 <Nikky`> I don't actually get into the porn thing
11:00 <flee> now we are crossing boundaries
11:00 <Dugnuts> thats ok, men are the ones who are more visually stimulated
11:00 <flee> haha i havent read it
11:00 <Dugnuts> women prefer the mental stuff
11:00 <flee> nor am i
11:00 <Picard> ahhh the oracle has joined us
12:00 <Dugnuts> hence why a generation of housewives fell in love with 50 shades
12:00 <flee> man invented porn!
12:00 <flee> man created everything including the world
12:00 <flee> man created the crossword puzzles to bewild people
12:00 <Picard> what words of wisdom do u have today?
12:00 <slinky_J> do not poop ur bed
13:00 <flee> im a 3rd generation moron
13:00 <Nikky`> Not read it or watched the movie
13:00 <Nikky`> It does not interest me
13:00 <slinky_J> ?
13:00 <Picard> good advice slinky_J, sadly Bastardly_One and TokenDaRing do it every night
13:00 <slinky_J> no
13:00 <grom> lol
13:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of bed shitters
14:00 <flee> i find the people in this chatroom lobvely, friendly and nice
14:00 <flee> lets have a text fight
14:00 <StrykerX> Picard
14:00 <StrykerX> Arrested yet?
14:00 <grom> TokenDaRing wtf lol <TokenDaRing> ROFL you pay for abo cocks
14:00 <Picard> nuh mate, u dont bash my wife and kid like u
14:00 <slinky_J> what's nicer cheese or chocolate
14:00 <grom> i dont like abbos for starters
14:00 <slinky_J> why hasnt somebody come up with a mix of both
14:00 <StrykerX>  <Picard> nuh mate, u dont bash my wife and kid like u
14:00 <grom> you are a weird guy always messaging me about cocks
14:00 <StrykerX> Distracted by your daughters mate again dude?
14:00 <slinky_J> replace the cadbury creme eggs creme with cream cheese?
14:00 <Picard> i***
15:00 <flee> i should be out with my homeys trawling clubs for booty
15:00 <Picard> did u get a supervised visit for easter?
15:00 <Picard> are you still behind the glass?
15:00 <StrykerX> Bed soon I reckon
15:00 <Picard> or the visit are physical now?
15:00 <StrykerX> Big day
16:00 <flee> i find your intelligence imitmdating
16:00 <flee> im learning english
16:00 <Picard> beating your kids and wife>?
16:00 <nate> yeah yeah beating them to the beers
16:00 <StrykerX> Banned from the local netball games yet mate? For acting predator like to your daughter and her friends?
16:00 <StrykerX> Drooling over pre-teens
17:00 <flee> plz excuse me
17:00 <flee> anyone played charades on irc b4
17:00 <flee> who am i
17:00 <Kynetic> how do you play charades on irc?
17:00 <slower> can u 2 assholes just shut up
17:00 <StrykerX> It's a bit sad Picard.. What are you? 50 now?
17:00 <Picard> nuh mate, but tell me what its like to have dhs take ya son away?
17:00 <nate> slower u sex them!
17:00 <StrykerX> You'd know champ.. DHS don't take well to kiddy fiddlers.
17:00 <StrykerX> :)
17:00 <Picard> is that why u lost your kid?
17:00 <Picard> sexual and physical abuse
17:00 <slower> where is simba
17:00 <grom> StrykerX we have a few old losers still on here its a shame
17:00 <Picard> u sick cunt StrykerX
18:00 <StrykerX> grom, true
18:00 <StrykerX> grom, Picard is a prime example
18:00 <slower> do a legit kick 
18:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: please stop the kiddy talk
18:00 <TokenDaRing> its disgusting
18:00 <TokenDaRing> and not cool
18:00 <slower> both of them
18:00 <Picard> StrykerXshe still have the avo on you?
18:00 <StrykerX> Picard only knows how to talk about kids
18:00 <StrykerX> But in a violent or predator like manner
19:00 <flee> if u ever figure out how let me know
19:00 <StrykerX> It's quite sad
19:00 <StrykerX> The mental health system is failing him bad.
19:00 <StrykerX> :(
20:00 <Nikky`> too sleepy - bed time.. night lovely and not so lovely ones
20:00 <grom> Picard is an old man
20:00 <grom> sick in the head, a complete loser
20:00 <nate> hes a father cant be a complete loser:)
20:00 <Picard> StrykerX my kids live with me,can u say the same
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> says you pliv who continuiously stalk and harrass people
20:00 <grom> fuck kids i dont have any
21:00 <flee> that bitch is going to get nailed 1 day
21:00 <flee> ive got tourettes leave me alone
21:00 <grom> Bastardly_One you old paranoid cred
21:00 <grom> no stalking here 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and never will ... you're never off irc ...
21:00 <grom> you think typing on irc is stalking ppl do you?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you stalk everyone you stupid little cunt
21:00 <Bastardly_One> silience 
21:00 <nate> the older u get the more u use irc:)
21:00 <grom> stalk how?
21:00 <grom> tell me please 
21:00 <nate> yay irc power
21:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u stalk everyones facebook
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact of the matter is no-one wants to see a thing you type
21:00 <grom> Bastardly_One you live for irc
21:00 <grom> its all you do
21:00 <grom> 24/7 ircing
21:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One take ya own advice dude
21:00 <grom> if you arnt you are asleep 
22:00 <flee> im a operator on touretteNet
22:00 <flee> tourettes makes me socially isolated
22:00 <grom> Picard is an old fuckwit but you are much worse Bastardly_One
22:00 <grom> you are older than Picard and you have no gf no wife, no job, dont own a house or a car
22:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <grom> and you think you can rip into Picard?
22:00 <nate> grom knows everyone?:)
22:00 <grom> you cry like a baby to ops and asd anytime you can get
23:00 <flee> DICKHEAD
23:00 <flee> POOFTER
23:00 <grom> nobody else is a big enough old pedo cunt than yourself Bastardly_One
23:00 <faux> lmao
23:00 <nate> why is this all about kids? is that the biggest insult ??
24:00 <grom> seems to be
24:00 <TokenDaRing> nate some people are very fixated on children, it's unhealthy
24:00 <nate> u all are
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nate, ikr?
24:00 <nate> get past it 
24:00 <nate> have a ride in the park
24:00 <nate> call Picard ugly or something?:)
24:00 <Picard> fark
25:00 <flee> a blackman stole my nikes
25:00 <flee> a white man stole my dignity
25:00 <nate> picard how was your easter 
25:00 <StrykerX>  <nate> why is this all about kids? is that the biggest insult ??
25:00 <nate> get some eggs on
25:00 <StrykerX> Ask Picard 
25:00 <grom> yeh ask Picard
25:00 <Picard> its two earth years to one Mars year.
26:00 <couleurs> this guy just as bad as a Picard
26:00 <flee> picard is a computer programmer
26:00 <Loof> http://www.healthcanal.com/substance-abuse/28702-Scripps-Research-Scientists-Find-Anticonvulsant-Drug-Helps-Marijuana-Smokers-Kick-The-Habit.html
26:00 <nate> picard do u have a good life?
26:00 <Picard> yes
26:00 <nate> there ya go
26:00 <nate> end of the story
26:00 <Picard> i have a great life
27:00 <flee> guise the moon is turning red
27:00 <flee> this shit sends people crazy
27:00 <nate> running a muck
27:00 <Picard> nuh im very sedate nowdays
28:00 <flee> a dingo raped my baby
29:00 <flee> *ate
29:00 <flee> hail hitler couleurs you know you wanna
29:00 <Loof> if i could only jizz once, i want to jizz in youuuu
29:00 <grom> Loof you should have saved the jizz
29:00 <grom> from peaches
30:00 <flee> your fifa skills are no much for irc
30:00 <flee> hey look its loof the computer web developer
30:00 <flee> loof built the pryamids in africa
31:00 <flee> dont WASTE TIME
31:00 <flee> TIME
32:00 <flee> the time according to me is 930pm 4/4/15
32:00 <flee> yo is today the end of daylite savings?
32:00 <flee> do i gain a hr or lose a hr
33:00 <flee> im going to go bush and live with a aboriginal tribe
33:00 <flee> time has no limits
34:00 <flee> Im from the future
35:00 <flee> i think my computer is disabled
35:00 <flee> if has a handicap sticker on it with a yellow warning label
35:00 <doctor> cooool
36:00 <flee> the laser in the cd rom is FCC apprioved
36:00 <doctor> one time i came from the jungle, life was much more peaceful then
36:00 <doctor> then a monkey threw a rotten apple at me and i died from an infection
43:00 <Dugnuts> sweet
44:00 <couleurs> beautiful love story docter :')
44:00 <Dugnuts> just set up my aircon to work wirelessly
44:00 <Dugnuts> woo
46:00 <doctor> thank you, they were the blurst of times
48:00 <TheRiddler> go dogs!
51:00 <Picard> night cunts
51:00 <Zade> missing you already Picard
57:00 <simba> why is gremm an asd admin trolling people
58:00 <simba> oh because i confused grem with grom
58:00 <nate> yeah grem stop it!
58:00 <nate> ewhahaha
59:00 <simba> RADIO XEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
00:00 <British^Meat> JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
01:00 <Bastardly_One> thank fuck for that
01:00 <Bastardly_One> flee going I mean
01:00 <simba> FUTURE
01:00 <British^Meat> u played?
01:00 <British^Meat> either?
02:00 <TheRiddler> dogs win
02:00 <simba> i never owned one but i played the xbox one a few times
02:00 <simba> i always wanna own a dc
04:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmm
04:00 <British^Meat> same
04:00 <British^Meat> worst thing i did selling mine :/
04:00 <British^Meat> praps i will see all those games again
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you should get oddworld before it isn't free too
05:00 <TheRiddler> SONS OF THE WEST
05:00 <Bastardly_One> got it today and it's actually a really good remake
06:00 <TheRiddler> RED WHITE N BLUE
06:00 <simba> sick of the remakes
07:00 <Bastardly_One> My city can't make up it's mind ... was St Kilda territory forever, then Nth last year
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and now Doggies
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so am I actually
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but for free ... something to do 
07:00 <simba> play XENOBLADE CHRONICLES
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and turned out to be good fun
08:00 <Bastardly_One> essendon and bendigo are apt though
08:00 <Bastardly_One> bendigo likes it's drugs
08:00 <TheRiddler> will stay dogs for awhile I think
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh for the record
08:00 <TheRiddler> they're more keen to expand there
08:00 <Bastardly_One> get olliolli2
08:00 <TheRiddler> it's free
08:00 <Bastardly_One> before it goes for free
09:00 <TheRiddler> I grab everything
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nice work then
09:00 <Bastardly_One> about time April's come up if you ask e 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> *me
09:00 <TheRiddler> there'll be a dogs office in ballarat unlike saints n nth
10:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
10:00 <Bastardly_One> got oddworld but not even looked at it yet ... that better be fun
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the office is probably really going to be mission australia
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be good if they do that and combine with that kind of sponsor though
10:00 <Serenity> http://www.mamamia.com.au/lifestyle/90s-music-teens-listen-first-time/
10:00 <Serenity> this is uotrageous
10:00 <Serenity> er outrageous
11:00 <Bastardly_One> we need one of those up here ... and I've been helped out by Mission Australia whilst living in Melb a few times
11:00 <Bastardly_One> good people
12:00 <simba> 90s mixes are so dope
12:00 <Bastardly_One> i saw that on Huffington Post
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the other day 
12:00 <Serenity> i want to punch these kids teeth out
12:00 <Serenity> little ingrates
13:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igJJi34b4dQ
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it sounds like something that comes on my mum's pandora
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit kid
14:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna go see if this moon has turned red
14:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
14:00 <Bastardly_One> what is scary as the fat chick sing ace of base better than the chick singing it
15:00 <Serenity> shes not fat.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> she sounds very angry
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Maynard is a she?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> get off my fucking screen bitch!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
16:00 <British^Meat> outrageous contagious!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 3/4s eclipsed though
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... the black dudes
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and gangstas paradise
17:00 <simba> im a 2000s kid
17:00 <faux> Let's play a game where b1 stops typing for 3 mins
18:00 <couleurs> go da dees
18:00 <Serenity> fowwwzee
18:00 <faux> Sezzza
18:00 <Serenity> did you have a good day today?
18:00 <faux> I did
18:00 <faux> But I got kicked in the face by my little cousin 
18:00 <faux> And now I have a black eye
18:00 <faux> Lolllll
18:00 <Serenity> did you kick him back
18:00 <Serenity> hahaha
18:00 <faux> Nooo lol
18:00 <faux> He cried cos he felt so bad
18:00 <Serenity> awww poor thing
18:00 <faux> He Hugged me for an hour 
18:00 <simba> grr fucken faux thinks shes so good but just watches TV
19:00 <Bastardly_One> was Nth today?
19:00 <faux> LOL
19:00 <faux> How was your day sez
19:00 <faux> I saw pics
19:00 <faux> Looked fun
19:00 <Serenity> exhausting but good
19:00 <Serenity> be better if everyone didnt live 13423423 kms apart
19:00 <faux> Are you back home?
19:00 <faux> Lol
19:00 <Serenity> yah
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Geelong better win too
20:00 <TheRiddler> no
20:00 <Maurice> I only went to mums 5 mins away and I'm fucking knackered
20:00 <Serenity> mauriiiice
20:00 <faux> Gross I cry in the car going to my fams and they're 10 mins away
20:00 <Maurice> Hiiiiii
20:00 <faux> Lolll same
20:00 <Serenity> i went to bunbury and back
20:00 <Serenity> ugh
20:00 <Maurice> First time I've opened my lappy in days
20:00 <faux> Mmm hot cross bunbury
20:00 <Serenity> rofl!
20:00 <faux> I had no chocolate or anything this easter
20:00 <faux> How good am I.
20:00 <faux> :/
20:00 <Serenity> im trying to think but i dont think ive had any chocolate today
20:00 <Serenity> BUT i had a massive slive of cheesecake
20:00 <Serenity> slice
20:00 <faux> Yum fuck you
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so sure of it I bet a Hawthorn supporter 20 dollars
21:00 <under> hello
21:00 <under> happy easter
21:00 <Bastardly_One> happy zombie jesus day
21:00 <under> Jesus' respawn day
21:00 <faux> My aunty got a ricotta cheesecake
21:00 <Serenity> was it any good?
21:00 <faux> But I was good
21:00 <faux> I DIDNT HAVE ANY
21:00 <faux> :'(
21:00 <faux> Massive ragretz
21:00 <Serenity> awww
21:00 <faux> Its from thus amazing place everyone raves on about
22:00 <couleurs> thank's
22:00 <Bastardly_One> reminds me of that Jesus sniper pic
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you do realise that's all metaphoric right?
22:00 <faux> My uncle drives like 40 mins to get ut
22:00 <faux> Its amazing 
22:00 <faux> Wow I'm an idiot.
22:00 <faux> OH
22:00 <faux> I got a soup maker
22:00 <Serenity> i saw!
22:00 <faux> Have u seen the infomercials 
22:00 <Serenity> what are you going to make
22:00 <faux> Omg I'm so excited to use it
22:00 <faux> IDK LOK
22:00 <faux> I've been looking uo recipes but idk if you just throw everything in
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's probably going to be amazing if you travel forever to get it ... even a cheesecake shop one would taste amazing after that 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Like Jesus and the crucifixation
23:00 <Bastardly_One> is all metaphore
23:00 <Bastardly_One> -e
23:00 <Bastardly_One> has to do with the spring equinox
23:00 <TheRiddler> the hawks have lost the first rnd the last 2 years
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and changing of the seasons
23:00 <faux> Like I wanted to make lentil and pasta soup but I didn't know if I should throw it Al in at obce
23:00 <faux> I still haven't used it
23:00 <Serenity> haha
23:00 <faux> Its cool though cos it steams 
23:00 <faux> And boils
23:00 <Serenity> yum
23:00 <faux> And makes smoothies
23:00 <faux> E I jdddkdjdjd
23:00 <faux> I looked on YouTube but there's like 3 videos
23:00 <faux> ..
23:00 <faux> So gay
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, the hawthorn supporter is so certain she asked me if I wanted to make a bet
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was in a really cocky mood so said, yeah $20
24:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
24:00 <Serenity> im so effing in love with my creme egg container
24:00 <faux> Was sat?
24:00 <faux> Wassat*
24:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11011558_10152658854602331_4789390484904120620_n.jpg?oh=c67489e39ba81eac6997597d60b90fed&oe=55AB3343
24:00 <Serenity> on the right obv..
25:00 <under> how was the weather today?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> My mum can actually make something half way decent ... I'm eating a pastie slice
25:00 <under> here's a shit
25:00 <Dugnuts> there were some isobars doing their thing
25:00 <Bastardly_One> was beautiful where I am today
25:00 <under> and where you are?
25:00 <simba> if i had all that it would last a week max
25:00 <Serenity> that will last us ages lol
25:00 <simba> im disgusting with chocolate
26:00 <Bastardly_One> a nice 22C and sunny 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> 110km out of Melbourne
26:00 <under> how far from coast?
26:00 <British^Meat> damn, could really do with a creme egg right about now
26:00 <Serenity> i have like.. 2 packets of mini ones and 8 normal sized ones
26:00 <faux> Wwwoah
27:00 <TheRiddler> loof you're not dead from the scarecrow
27:00 <faux> Is that filled with eggs?
27:00 <faux> You know I've never tried a creme egg
27:00 <faux> :/
27:00 <faux> I wannnnaaa
27:00 <Serenity> it is now that i put all those loose eggs in it
27:00 <faux> That's cool
27:00 <Serenity> but it came with a 100g plain choc egg 6 creme eggs and a packet of mini ones
27:00 <faux> Nice
27:00 <faux> Chocolate fo daiiizzeee
27:00 <Serenity> i loooove creme eggs so ex-sister in law got it for me
27:00 <faux> That's nice of her
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it is as massive as it looks?
28:00 <Serenity> shes actually more like my sister than my actual sister
28:00 <Bastardly_One> or is that just te pic angle?
28:00 <Serenity> its about the size of a football Bastardly_One
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
28:00 <Bastardly_One> wicked
28:00 <Serenity> ive never seen one before tbh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
29:00 <Bastardly_One> can't say I have either and I went scouring for interesting easter stuff everywhere this week
29:00 <faux> Dumpster diving
29:00 <faux> lollll I'm hilarious
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Uniden bearcat ubc355xlt Desktop police scanner, includes antenna and power pack $40
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *scans comments*
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet the cunt has sold it already
30:00 <Immutable> :O
30:00 <Immutable> loof
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he has 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
30:00 <Loof> who's immutable?
30:00 <Loof> i forget
30:00 <Immutable> random dickhead dw
30:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <Skirmish> Is Loof that guy that gets beaten up by his asian mail order bride? I forget. 
31:00 <Loof> i put him on ignore right after :O loof
31:00 <Loof> worth taking off ignore?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Mars stuff is always cheap here ... think the factory palm off a lot of stuff to the local shops
31:00 <Bastardly_One> like excess stock
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
32:00 <Bastardly_One> what was yesterday afternoo about?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> better now?
32:00 <Loof> i was fucking drunk
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <Loof> soooo drunk
32:00 <Serenity> best time to go is tuesday
32:00 <Serenity> it'll all be dirt cheap
32:00 <Bastardly_One> My brother in law is doing that the cheap fuck
32:00 <Bastardly_One> went away camping on purpose 
33:00 <slower> Bastardly_One i thought you cant listen to cops scanners anymore, is that right?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what the phone is for though for the record
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if I'm not around
33:00 <Bastardly_One> slower, you've never been allowed as such
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but I suspect that is analogue
33:00 <Bastardly_One> would have to be for $40
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so he could save on easter
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <Serenity> we got so much stuff for cheap last year
33:00 <Serenity> cause we didnt see the family until the weekend after easter
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've gone off sweets in general for some reason
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but seeing as I didn't see the nieces I am doing the same thing 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and the po po have gone digital for the good stuff
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll only get crap like license checks on analogue
34:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, not true
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a scanner on my phone
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and that got a nice shooting the other day
34:00 <Bastardly_One> our stores tend to sell out before easter though with really good stuff
34:00 <couleurs> #YWNWA
34:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu you
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking idiot B1!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I should of got the old man to drive me to the supermarket before
35:00 <Bastardly_One> DUH
35:00 <Bastardly_One> what a shit sunday it turned out to be ... bad news day personified
36:00 <Bastardly_One> an hour or so to get there and all I have wanted to do all day just about is actually wake up
36:00 <Loof> oooh killzone 4 vita
36:00 <Loof> nice
36:00 <ynnoB> omg.. did yas smell that?
36:00 <Loof> someone help me come up with a name for a personal organiser
36:00 <Loof> porg.org is taken :(
36:00 <Loof> or find me a pixel artist
36:00 <Loof> help meeeeee! :P
36:00 <couleurs> fuck you, pay me
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
37:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid question
37:00 <Bastardly_One> your glasses are from spec savers right?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> $40?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to get new ones and I saw those for $40 ... the little square ones like yours
37:00 <slower> mum got 2 pair 4 199
37:00 <British^Meat> Loof, youre beyond help
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna do that 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but apparently mine are structurely weak
38:00 <Loof> if i turn my head too quick the lens falls out
38:00 <Loof> and i paid $400
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to get an arm put on them today ya see and she was going on about that 
38:00 <Loof> <Shadowmat> Loof, is there a google app that would bring calendar, docs, todo, drive etc... all together?
38:00 <Loof> there will be when i make it :P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so I got that fixed and went next door to specsavers
39:00 <Bastardly_One> found a style I like for $40
39:00 <tillp> LOL
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and they'll do nicely until I see a nice gaylord dear pair
39:00 <TheRiddler> think I bit into a chilli seed
39:00 <TheRiddler> >_<
39:00 <Bastardly_One> $40 including single lenses is fucking good
39:00 <Serenity> yes its called having a google account
39:00 <Loof> i told him google docs
39:00 <faux> Lmao
39:00 <Loof> but he wants an all in one
39:00 <Loof> all in one app
39:00 <Serenity> yes. have a google account
39:00 <Serenity> its all in one
39:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> hey Serenity, are ou the same Serenity that's on undernet?
39:00 <Loof> i have one
39:00 <Loof> i use google docs
39:00 <Serenity> no crocodylus_pontiflex
39:00 <Loof> it's not all in one
39:00 <Serenity> you're not getting what im saying
39:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> oh that would explain alot
39:00 <Loof> lets drop it before things get nasty
40:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe include a retard concession on top (DSP)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and yay almost free glasses
40:00 <Serenity> its all just auto part of having a google account. not google docs
40:00 <British^Meat> lol
40:00 <British^Meat> Loof, so mental
40:00 <Serenity> it does crocodylus_pontiflex
40:00 <Loof> out of control bm
40:00 <Serenity> ?
40:00 <B1{MIA}> all that is available having a google account but the apps are seperate
40:00 <B1{MIA}> that's pretty much in english
40:00 <B1{MIA}> anyway back when I get back 
40:00 <Serenity> its not really
40:00 <Serenity> but whatever
41:00 <slower> of the shelf lens or prescribed?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> going for a small square look now
41:00 <Bastardly_One> single vision lenses
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so prescribed
41:00 <Bastardly_One> as if complain about that for $39 to be precise
41:00 <milk> I wear contacts
41:00 <B1{MIA}> oh!
41:00 <B1{MIA}> before I go
41:00 <B1{MIA}> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/man-dies-after-sex-with-scarecrow/story-fnixwvgh-1227291248835
41:00 <B1{MIA}> lol
42:00 <milk> so much better than frames
42:00 <Loof> leave in ones?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they're offering a free trial of those too
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but if I lost one I'd never find it 
42:00 <slower> friend got a pair for 20 from chemist and wondered why his eyesight was still stuffed
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I literally cannot see without my glasses
42:00 <StrykerX> The lunar eclipse is taking too long!
42:00 <B1{MIA}> he was found dead beside the scarecrow
42:00 <B1{MIA}> that had a wig and lipstick
42:00 <B1{MIA}> and a 6 inch strappy
42:00 <B1{MIA}> lol
42:00 <couleurs> if you're dead then how are you still typing...............
42:00 <couleurs> Hahahah!!!!!!!!
42:00 <Bonny> oh did yas smell that one too?
43:00 <StrykerX> Go blood red already cunt
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I was more shocked at finding a nice little square set for 40
43:00 <Loof> i hate hate hate searching for my glasses
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine stay next to me even in bed
43:00 <Loof> i should do that
43:00 <Serenity> bonny are you farting again
43:00 <Bonny> yup lol
43:00 <B1{MIA}> the earth is rumbling
43:00 <Bonny> lol
43:00 <B1{MIA}> quit it!
43:00 <Serenity> hahah
43:00 <Serenity> rank!
43:00 <Bonny> hahahaha
43:00 <B1{MIA}> I have a headache and the noise is bad enough
43:00 <B1{MIA}> can't smell them over my own
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like literally next to my pillow
44:00 <Bastardly_One> pro tip though
44:00 <slower> loof if you put them down in the same place all the time, its eazy, 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> don't put your bag of pot in the same place or you'll never get to sleep
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> all I could smell was this mouldy grass smell
44:00 <B1{MIA}> pastie slices = lots of onion
44:00 <B1{MIA}> oh yeah, bbs
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but couldn't be fucked even moving my hand to push it off the bed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how much I don't trust this cunt
45:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, guess the supermarket isn't coming to me the cunt
45:00 <Loof> mmm turkish delight chunks
45:00 <Loof> mmmm weed
45:00 <Bonny> spinach is a weed
45:00 <Bonny> good for you too
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so I better go to it 
47:00 <Serenity> makes you strong to the finish
48:00 <milk> get a mufti's free taxi
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks :D
48:00 <Bonny> yup
48:00 <Bonny> hey katatonic_kate01
48:00 <Loof> sup nurse kate
48:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> I need a catch phrase
48:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey :D
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
49:00 <tillp> loof you should just glue them too ur head
49:00 <slower> lol
49:00 <partay> loof you raving homo
49:00 <Loof> not much just eating turkish delight
49:00 <Loof> from the market
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof, i'm not a nurse 
49:00 <Loof> just playin man
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh sweet action :D
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i'd probably  look awesome in a nurses uniform lol
50:00 <Loof> i bet lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
50:00 <Loof> i thought you were a psych nurse?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
50:00 <Loof> had you all wrong then
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup!
50:00 <Loof> lol dayum
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think most peeps do 
51:00 <Loof> i have a problem with psych nurses
51:00 <partay> for Serenity
51:00 <partay> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1428238030361.gif
51:00 <Loof> and doctors
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <Loof> all dem conspiracy theories doing my head in
51:00 <Loof> anyway what you up to tonight?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> chilling
52:00 <Bonny> nice boobies
52:00 <Loof> kool\
52:00 <Serenity> i approve partay
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey serenity
53:00 <faux> Wtf
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
54:00 <Bastardly_One> pot stashed
54:00 <Dugnuts> oh?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> supermarket time 
54:00 <Dugnuts> just for conversations sake, where exactly?
54:00 <Dugnuts> :P
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fauxy
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
54:00 <faux> That chick looks exactly like a friend of mine
54:00 <faux> k8m8
54:00 <Serenity> hey kate
54:00 <faux> Nada just got into bed
54:00 <faux> N u
54:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> Gigady
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> chilling
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> listening to music
54:00 <faux> Me too
54:00 <faux> Phil Collins fte
54:00 <faux> Ftw
54:00 <Loof> mmm music
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh phil 
54:00 <faux> AND WHEN I FEEL THAT I I CANT GO ONNN
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Dugnuts> gps coordinates would be handy
55:00 <tillp> hahahaha
55:00 <tillp> lets go steal his 1 gram of pot
55:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> chet faker 
55:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/wHjieD6CTYs
55:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cadbury Gorilla - In The Air Tonight (Extended Mix) Views: 1,771,871   Uploader: madjw Uploaded:  Sep 21, 2007 Duration: 4 Minutes 28 Seconds 
55:00 <partay> faux
55:00 <partay> hullo
55:00 <faux> partizzle
55:00 <faux> Hi
56:00 <Bastardly_One> my 3/4s of an O
56:00 <Dugnuts> i was hoping for a pound
56:00 <Dugnuts> oh
56:00 <Dugnuts> even so
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and you still won't find it
56:00 <Dugnuts> you are like 100kms from melbourne right?
56:00 <Dugnuts> still not worth it really
56:00 <Loof> be careful out there man
56:00 <faux> R U UP TO DATE YET
56:00 <Loof> yawn
57:00 <nate> drug bust!
57:00 <Dugnuts> what a waste!
57:00 <Dugnuts> gotta smoke dat shit
57:00 <partay> indeedly
57:00 <faux> woo
57:00 <partay> wait.. whats the most recent ep
57:00 <faux> I don't wanna say in case u haven't seen
57:00 <faux> Its called home birth
57:00 <partay> number?
57:00 <faux> Idk
57:00 <faux> 10?
57:00 <faux> I think
58:00 <Loof> hillarious
58:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Rch6WvPJE
58:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Toni Braxton - Un-Break My Heart Views: 111,395,120   Uploader: ToniBraxtonVEVO Uploaded:  Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 33 Seconds 
58:00 <nate> when ya smokin
58:00 <nate> chill with toni
58:00 <partay> yes
58:00 <partay> thats the latest
58:00 <faux> Yup
58:00 <faux> So gross lol
58:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1a4gmuCiqU
58:00 <partay> lol
58:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DO TEENS KNOW 90s MUSIC? (REACT: Do They Know It? Ep #1) Views: 3,097,831   Uploader: React Uploaded: Published on Apr 2, 2015 Duration: 8 Minutes 58 Seconds 
59:00 <Loof> Toni Braxton
59:00 <Loof> really?
59:00 <nate> yeah baby!
59:00 <couleurs> good fun video !
59:00 <faux> One of my fave movies as a kid was now ans then 
59:00 <faux> Ans gabby hoffman was in it
59:00 <faux> Ans now to see her giving birth in a bath tub
59:00 <faux> Is a bit creepy
59:00 <partay> lol
59:00 <faux> her tits are rank
59:00 <faux> :'(
59:00 <partay> lol agreed
00:00 <nate> kiss this pain away
00:00 <partay> lena tits are nice
00:00 <partay> hence she gets them out
00:00 <faux> Lol
00:00 <faux> They're ... Ok
00:00 <faux> That Carlos kid looks like ET
00:00 <faux> in that YouTube vid
01:00 <tillp> LOL
01:00 <tillp> 3/4s of an o
01:00 <couleurs> agreed.
01:00 <couleurs> he has no lower teeth
02:00 <nate> tillp say you'll love me again
02:00 <faux> Lmao
02:00 <nate> beeeeh must be in england
02:00 <couleurs> my mom's pandora
03:00 <tillp> love you
03:00 <tillp> hahaha nate
03:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiZnhal7zos
03:00 <tillp> kiss the pain away LOL
03:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ministry - Greatest Fits (Full Album) Views: 114,159   Uploader: pauleberhardt Uploaded: Published on Oct 15, 2013 Duration: 72 Minutes 11 Seconds 
03:00 <nate> now onto harder stuff
03:00 <nate> yeeeaah!
03:00 <Picard> well thats 90 minutes of my life i will never get back
03:00 <faux> "And they're like really old 20-25"
03:00 <faux> Fuck off nigger
03:00 <partay> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <couleurs> agreed.
04:00 <Loof> Ministry, now that's more like it
04:00 <nate> picard whats happening rocky?
04:00 <tillp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw
04:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away Views: 2,625,454   Uploader: 10Gertrude10 Uploaded:  Mar 20, 2008 Duration: 4 Minutes 7 Seconds 
04:00 <Zade> were you chatting to b1 Picard?
04:00 <Picard> i watched the lunar eclipse
04:00 <Picard> lol Zade
04:00 <partay> that chick with the red hair.. is the only cool one 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> random: but how delicious is chicken noodle soup
05:00 <Loof> that's what peaches says to me every night
05:00 <nate> peaches n cream?
05:00 <Picard> peaches?
05:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07sz_7s9LUs
05:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 112 - Peaches & Cream Explicit Views: 692,919   Uploader: aft3rTh0ught Uploaded:  Sep 5, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 18 Seconds 
05:00 <TheRiddler> this orange is the new black show is decent
05:00 <TheRiddler> tho it takes like 3 eps to get into it
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> so peeps say
05:00 <TheRiddler> get good
05:00 <TheRiddler> even
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> still watching fargo
06:00 <tillp> LOL 112
06:00 <nate> tillp!!! grind on up biatch!
06:00 <nate> 2 hands full of life
06:00 <TheRiddler> I have that on my list
06:00 <TheRiddler> wait
06:00 <faux> OITNB rocks
06:00 <TheRiddler> is that a movie or series
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> its awesome
06:00 <couleurs> the 1 with the red hair needs to go look up a make up tutorial
06:00 <couleurs> am i rite
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> series
06:00 <faux> Lol @ the nig knowing gangstas paradise 
06:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
06:00 <partay> all these songs are on faux's ipod 
06:00 <faux> Lol
06:00 <faux> I didn't know the tool one
06:00 <TheRiddler> I have the fargo movie on my list
06:00 <faux> Or thebhreenday one 
06:00 <faux> Haven't finished dyet
06:00 <partay> inbetween the beibs 
07:00 <nate> big chubby hands full
07:00 <faux> Up to gangstas paradise 
07:00 <faux> Ew
07:00 <faux> Shoosh
07:00 <couleurs> i knew all of them cos i'm a genious
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> 90's was so bad lol
08:00 <couleurs> no, things are bad now thank u
09:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> I just found out who Iggy Azalea is
09:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> that's pretty bad
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
09:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> australia too
09:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> australian
09:00 <couleurs> told u
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> mullumbimby!
10:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> straight out mullumbimby
10:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> outa
10:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> fuck typing
10:00 <faux> Carlos' face gives me anxiety 
11:00 <Skirmish> People are so quick to believe shit they read on facebook. You would put a post on there and throw some pictures on it and tell people that eating sand is the new health craze and sure as shit you would see people posting comments about how eating sand as changed their lives. 
11:00 <partay> they should have slipped in 2 girls 1 cup for for the giggs
12:00 <partay> or rick rolled 
12:00 <faux> Lol
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> carlos?
12:00 <faux> YouTube video couleurs posted
13:00 <Immutable> :/
13:00 <faux> The Carlos kid in iy
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
13:00 <faux> His glasses are like 6x bigger than his face
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <tillp> maybe you Skirmish
14:00 <tillp> not us
14:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/bWMw4vE3J8s
14:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rich Homie Quan - Flex (Ooh, Ooh, Ooh) Views: 593,368   Uploader: RichHomieQuanVEVO Uploaded: Published on Apr 1, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 1 Seconds 
15:00 <couleurs> gr8 song this 1
16:00 <Skirmish> You could have typed nothing and achieved the same result there tillp. Great effort though. 
18:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> no blast beats
18:00 <couleurs> j/k got u guys 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> can i get a translator 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck is he saying
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
19:00 <couleurs> Ooh, Ooh, Ooh
19:00 <partay> i dont speak retard
19:00 <couleurs> that the chorus
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
19:00 <couleurs> it all u need 2 no
20:00 <nate> i thought u said salad
20:00 <nate> lol
20:00 <Bonny> sushi anyone?
21:00 <Bonny> fine.. more for me
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pass - enjoy
21:00 <Bonny> you don't like?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw love sushi 
22:00 <TheRiddler> I had roast beef n veg
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> from the sushi hub
22:00 <Bonny> fair enuff.. :)
23:00 <Bonny> I prefer lamb, TheRiddler.. I'm not much of a fan of beef
23:00 <British^Meat> W H A T ? ?
24:00 <Serenity> i want a roast beef and gravy roll
24:00 <Bonny> anyone tried goat?
24:00 <Serenity> hnngg
24:00 <Bonny> it's yummy
24:00 <Serenity> is eating goat a greek/italian thing
24:00 <Serenity> cause my sisters inlaws eat goat
24:00 <Serenity> theyre italian
24:00 <Bonny> well when I go to greece, I eat goat there
25:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ South Park's Cock Magic episode. 
25:00 <couleurs> liverpool playing in their nice 3rd kit u guys, pity they're not playing lol
25:00 <Bonny> it's really yummy and tender
25:00 <Serenity> is it similar to any other meat?
25:00 <Bonny> similar to lamb
25:00 <Serenity> id prolly give it a go
25:00 <Serenity> i love lamb
25:00 <Bonny> yeah I love lamb too
25:00 <British^Meat> go at goat
25:00 <Bonny> did you know that in greece they make their souvs with pork not lamb?
26:00 <tillp> Skirmish you could have done the same
26:00 <tillp> no one cares cred
26:00 <Bonny> they eat a lot of pork in greece
26:00 <Serenity> oo no i didnt
26:00 <Serenity> im not a massive fan of pork
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor
26:00 <Bonny> I don't mind it but I prefer lamb
27:00 <Skirmish> It's great to be an irc user when you have people that care about you as much as tillp cares for me. 
27:00 <nate> tillp hold me?
27:00 <Skirmish> warm and fuzzies. 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> bacon and ham
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's it
27:00 <Bonny> yum
27:00 <Serenity> i use pork/beef mince combo in my bolognese
27:00 <Bonny> yup especially  bacon
27:00 <Serenity> and for my hamburger patties
27:00 <Serenity> but tahts about it
27:00 <Bonny> cool
28:00 <nate> wowzers!
28:00 <nate> feeling ok?
28:00 <tillp> Skirmish we dont care for you
28:00 <Skirmish> we? 
28:00 <TheRiddler> is it because pork isn't cured? or whatever
28:00 <gummyb3ar> ahoy aussie
28:00 <Serenity> just not a fan of the flavour
28:00 <gummyb3ar> heey riddler
28:00 <Bonny> hey gummyb3ar
28:00 <gummyb3ar> meet you here!
28:00 <TheRiddler> yeah I mean the flavour
28:00 <gummyb3ar> bwahaha oi mate i dont know that you come here too riddler
28:00 <gummyb3ar> hey bonny
29:00 <Bonny> I think it could be cos it's cheap meat, TheRiddler
29:00 <Bonny> lamb tends to be more expensive
29:00 <gummyb3ar> pork is nice
29:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> no meat is cured
29:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> till it's cured
29:00 <Bonny> yup
30:00 <couleurs> holy shit
30:00 <couleurs> arsenal are owning
30:00 <Serenity> lamb is just delicious
30:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> like prosciutto
30:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> is cured pork yeah
30:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yum
30:00 <TheRiddler> I only eat pork with sauce
31:00 <Serenity> i just googled this
31:00 <Serenity> Prosciutto is a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked
31:00 <TheRiddler> pork buns are my fav
31:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> yeah it's like bacon but better
31:00 <gummyb3ar> riddler
31:00 <gummyb3ar> are you riddler the one that i know lol?
31:00 <TheRiddler> from?
31:00 <Serenity> prosciutto is better cause its thinner
31:00 <Serenity> its not just hunks of meat
31:00 <gummyb3ar> chatavenue?
31:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> depends who cuts it
32:00 <couleurs> where simba
32:00 <Skirmish> If soccer is on ... he is probably watching it. 
32:00 <couleurs> me 2
32:00 <nate> watch together?
32:00 <nate> HAWT
32:00 <couleurs> B1 isn't... i though he was a big supporter of a team
32:00 <TheRiddler> nope
32:00 <gummyb3ar> ooh wrong one then, sorry
32:00 <TheRiddler> never heard of such a thing
33:00 <couleurs> what a fraud!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <couleurs> told u
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got home
33:00 <couleurs> he doesn't even no when his team playen.......
33:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta love cab drivers who remember where you live
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> it has a completely different taste - not like bacon
34:00 <tillp> b1 just plays fifa
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I love that driver ... I just hop in and say nothing 
34:00 <tillp> like Skirmish just watches water rats and boarder protection
34:00 <Fez> hi b1
34:00 <nate> ohh yeah i should download rbt
34:00 <nate> OOOOH my
34:00 <Skirmish> lol couleurs B1 will pretend to be into whatever is required to make people think he's interesting. BDSM, soccer, PS4 etc. 
34:00 <gummyb3ar> prosciutto?
34:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> Jamón ibérico is like the pure peruvian cocaine of cured ham
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I am emailing God
35:00 <couleurs> i no
35:00 <tillp> i agree Skirmish
35:00 <Bastardly_One> this eclipse is taking too fucking long
35:00 <tillp> he's just like that
35:00 <tillp> a true loser
35:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <Serenity> cocaine ham haha
35:00 <simba> rumham!!!!!!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> spider pig, spider pig....
36:00 <Bastardly_One> coming from Mr irc blogger, plivelent and someone who thinks it's cool to type like a spastic
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I am supposed to be offended?
36:00 <Fez> drive club!!!!
36:00 <Picard> well.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I just want to get this right
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I am meant to be offended right?
37:00 <Picard> suicicde doest beed practise
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fat cunt, about another half hour
37:00 <Fez> y start now
37:00 <Bastardly_One> re: moon
37:00 <Picard> the moon?
37:00 <Picard> the eclipse is over u fucktard
37:00 <Serenity> meth bacon
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the eclipse is ... but it's not turned red yet
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and if that was it 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> then what a fucking rip
38:00 <Fez> wah
38:00 <partay> Picard hows the plan?
38:00 <couleurs> lol @ nbc half time coverage
38:00 <Picard> wtf did u expect, blood red?
38:00 <Fez> parfuckingtay
38:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/sHtq8a0.jpg
39:00 <partay> the fucking fez 
39:00 <Fez> yo
39:00 <Picard> what plan faggot?
39:00 <Skirmish> Why so hostile Picard? 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ nbc streams full stop couleurs ... the shit those two waffle about
39:00 <Picard> im not hostile, you know im aways a cunt
39:00 <partay> hahaha exactly
39:00 <simba> thats going on my fetish blog regardless
39:00 <simba> sorry hun
39:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/BTgWJ30.png
39:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m6BIvN3ggM
39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Deathgasm Official SXSW Teaser Trailer (2015) - Horror Comedy Movie HD Views: 92,900   Uploader: sneakpeakandfake Uploaded: Published on Feb 11, 2015 Duration: 1 Minutes 29 Seconds 
40:00 <partay> what plan
40:00 <Bastardly_One> like fucking commentate the game not go on for half an hour about nothing and nearly miss vital play
40:00 <Skirmish> Who are you going off at? 
40:00 <Picard> wtf are u talking about moron?
40:00 <Fez> he is saying u dont have a plan.
40:00 <partay> see fez gets it 
40:00 <Fez> thats tge point
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
40:00 <TheRiddler> looks great
40:00 <Bastardly_One> mr serious metal
40:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> it's power metal so it doesn't count
40:00 <Bastardly_One> want to see a trailer a friend is in? I want an opinion
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it looks really good
40:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> link
41:00 <Fez> the*
41:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, are you staying up until 3:30?
41:00 <couleurs> liverpool are terrible
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well, actually that'd be 2:30
41:00 <Fez> wasnt hard
41:00 <Picard> how would he know what u have?
41:00 <Picard> he knows what i feed him in here
41:00 <couleurs> maeby
41:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> DFH were in fat pizza
41:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> and 
41:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> what's the other one
41:00 <TheRiddler> a bdsm trailer
41:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> housos 
41:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> the movie
41:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/JyqDe3f.jpg
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I love how you think that's new news
42:00 <Fez> caths drunk
42:00 <Bastardly_One> about Arse and all Vs the worst of the reds
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell this year has been a disaster ... I did predict that at the end of last season to you and simba if you remember
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh wow
43:00 <Bastardly_One> which I had of layed a bet with you both
44:00 <couleurs> yeah 5th place is a disaster
44:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ioCqu1qJVY&feature=youtu.be
44:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: STRANGER - Official Teaser Trailer (2015) Views: 1,321   Uploader: carniefilms Uploaded: Published on Dec 3, 2014 Duration: 1 Minutes 27 Seconds 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> took me a while to find it 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the shlock horror he is in is easy to find
44:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if bored_GURLL19 is into bdsm :p
44:00 <Bastardly_One> will link that next
44:00 <Loof> https://open.spotify.com/track/3y6aldPuiRmCzamj6pivBM
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Lee is the guy with the long hair in the red shit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> chucking the cards
45:00 <couleurs> good 1
45:00 <partay> loof you trolling for ass again ?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> placing means shit to me 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> performance does
46:00 <Bastardly_One> too much money changes hands in EPL imo
46:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr_N3-kF2hk
46:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SPIDARLINGS - Official Trailer (2015) HD Views: 5,510   Uploader: Spidarlings Uploaded: Published on Jul 12, 2013 Duration: 2 Minutes 50 Seconds 
46:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> look like one of those SBS movies they used to have on that eat carpet show
46:00 <Loof> high as fuck: http://i.imgur.com/qcXXzvQ.jpg
47:00 <couleurs> if their performance is a disaster then how are they in 5th...
47:00 <Bastardly_One> my previous post
47:00 <Fez> placing resembles performance I thought
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he's the cunt with the gun aiming at the wish fairy in that one
48:00 <Bastardly_One> watched a game this year where Liverpool have performed to their true abilities?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Me either
48:00 <Picard> dickhead
48:00 <Fez> you can play well and lose or play shit and win...
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that is what I was saying I thought
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat carpet ftw
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> raped by a spider
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
48:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> watching it
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass on that yo'
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the placing means shit to me ... I think we're still playing badly 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that was what I was trying to say anyway
49:00 <Fez> do u play for them?
49:00 <Fez> 'we're'
49:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> well at least it had partial nudity
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh, only partial
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he can act better than he can sing
49:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z75Y5XTaZyM
49:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: GYPSY LEE PISTOLERO 'The Good, The Mad and The Beautiful' Views: 3,632   Uploader: GypsyPistoleros1 Uploaded: Published on Oct 31, 2012 Duration: 4 Minutes 33 Seconds 
49:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> hey KK you must be into Katatonia
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here we go ... stfu 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler you around?
50:00 <Fez> just asked
50:00 <Fez> didnt know u were part of
50:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> ;)
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> TOTES
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> love em
50:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> i knew it
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> have all their albums n' shit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot stand people who hang their Gs and shit
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to the start
50:00 <Bastardly_One> do me wronG
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking english git
51:00 <couleurs> they're just too inconsistent 
51:00 <Loof> coffeee and ciggies makes me happyyyyyy
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I love how you just tried to shoot me down but agree
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he does a mad bowie cover though
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love bowie
51:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyrihtH2s5I
51:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gypsy Lee Pistolero - Wild Is The Wind (Promo Video)    Uploader: nomad51recording Uploaded: Published on Sep 22, 2013 Duration: 5 Minutes 12 Seconds 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a great cover
51:00 <Bastardly_One> if you know the song
51:00 <Loof> oh man rockabilly
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
51:00 <Bonny> last weekend I was working at rod stewart's concert at hanging rock
51:00 <Loof> not my thang
51:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until I go back on his stuff
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you cunts will try to argue with me about whether it is day or night I think
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
52:00 <Bastardly_One> get OlliOlli2
52:00 <Loof> i have it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> are you shit at it?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he is glam rock actually
52:00 <Bastardly_One> sleaze rock like Motley Crue and sit 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny, a friend of mine met him in Perth
52:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> lol at Rod Stewart
52:00 <Bonny> cool
52:00 <Loof> yeah i was too young to appreciate 80s music
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and he spent 10 mins checking the footy scores
52:00 <Loof> missed out
52:00 <Bastardly_One> before sitting down and getting them pissed
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I am 
53:00 <Loof> only watched zac play it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> still not opened Valient Hearts or Abes World yet
53:00 <Loof> abes rules
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going to ask TheRiddler if Valient Hearts was actually any good
53:00 <Skirmish> lol Michael Jacksons holigram is on the loose!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> she was wrapped
53:00 <Bastardly_One> she's English and adored him
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Bonny> he still has it at his age
53:00 <Bastardly_One> after this one crocodylus_pontiflex
53:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> i recorded at 301 and david Hasselhoffs salad was in the fridge at the studio
53:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> i know right
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to hear his original band
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> jhow old is rod? 80?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hilarious
53:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> the hoffs salad
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it supposedly is only 6 hours long
54:00 <Loof> the french shit me
54:00 <Loof> i wont bother with that game
54:00 <Bastardly_One> rod is 70 something
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @croc
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> 70 - fucking hell
54:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/cZiGPckX4Lo
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> give it up dude
54:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Melvins - Lizzy Views: 748,434   Uploader: ilikepie37 Uploaded:  Jan 28, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 37 Seconds 
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol the auditions
54:00 <Bonny> he is 70
55:00 <couleurs> arsenal gonna win 5-0 at this rate
55:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler spidarlings?
55:00 <TheRiddler> orange is the new black
55:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-xpa1/t31.0-1/10469720_620521414729036_127529758732037148_o.jpg whatttt
55:00 <Bastardly_One> never got into that 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> crocodylus_pontiflex ready for sleaze?
56:00 <ThomasChefferson> anyone go to the reclaim australia rally today??
56:00 <partay> aussie aussie aussie
56:00 <ThomasChefferson> Bastardly_One...is liverpoo losing?
56:00 <TheRiddler> they're auditioning for bits on a christmas pagent
56:00 <TheRiddler> they're so bad
56:00 <Bastardly_One> this song has never sounded so good
56:00 <couleurs> that me simba 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU-xqIOzOj4
56:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Livin' La Vida Loca - Gypsy Pistoleros Views: 25,155   Uploader: flffilms7 Uploaded:  Jul 11, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 40 Seconds 
56:00 <TheRiddler> the prisoners
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that guitarist must be 90
57:00 <Skirmish> Picard ran the one in his local area.
57:00 <ThomasChefferson> OI OI OI
57:00 <partay> boot picard out of the country
57:00 <Skirmish> Lee said you have a tiny penis and that you were the worst sex she has ever had ThomasChefferson. 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> or 25 and had a lot of drugs
57:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> are these the guys that were the house band on that show on ABC
57:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> I know thats a vage statement
57:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> vague
57:00 <Bastardly_One> english and they're tried to continue without him
58:00 <partay> isnt lee a fat bogan
58:00 <Serenity> azza had sex with lee?
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> haha should have seen the pissweak anti racism party at the perth event
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> out numbered 75/1
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> who is lee?
58:00 <Skirmish> Doesn't ThomasChefferson get used as a nick by Joel? 
58:00 <Serenity> no
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <Serenity> its aaron
58:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so close
58:00 <simba> u mean b1s show on abc?
58:00 <simba> actually b1 runs abc
58:00 <simba> and the bbc
58:00 <Bastardly_One> now they just sound like that glam band from la
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that has vain in their name
58:00 <simba> b1 fronted black flag
58:00 <simba> dont get him started
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but forget what they are called and they're really bad
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Jane is part of the band title is all I remember
58:00 <crocodylus_pontiflex> thanks Simba
59:00 <Skirmish> Positive I have seen him use it before. 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought ThomasChefferson was Joel at first
59:00 <Bastardly_One> to be honest
59:00 <Serenity> jefferson
59:00 <Serenity> .
59:00 <ThomasChefferson> nah its AzzA
59:00 <ThomasChefferson> -------->>>>
59:00 <Serenity> ThomasChefferson has always been aaron
59:00 <Skirmish> Ok. My bad.
59:00 <ThomasChefferson> not the fagot that fapped on cam either
59:00 <Bastardly_One> either way ... Azza is a funny cunt
59:00 <Bastardly_One> joel is just a cunt
59:00 <Serenity> haha good old silvertop
59:00 <gummyb3ar> jane leloup
59:00 <gummyb3ar> canadian indie rock band lol
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