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00:00 <Bastardly_One> pity I got it for the PS3 when it came out
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> googles dishonered
03:00 <Bastardly_One> meh!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing good for the PS4
05:00 <gummyb3ar> i got banned again
05:00 <gummyb3ar> from spanish lesbian chat
05:00 <gummyb3ar> because i didnt type in spanish on te main achat
06:00 <TokenDaRing> gummyb3ar: :(
07:00 <gummyb3ar> sad eh
07:00 <gummyb3ar> those ladies room, mostly kicked me out
10:00 <Maurice> Maybe your penis was showing
10:00 <gummyb3ar> maurice i dont have penis, thanks
10:00 <gummyb3ar> ooh come on lol, we have been thru this earlier, i have real womb
12:00 <gummyb3ar> so whats up?
14:00 <gummyb3ar> *humming* 
16:00 <gummyb3ar> hey canadian is actually have accent!
16:00 <gummyb3ar> teagan and sara sounds cute
19:00 <TokenDaRing> gummyb3ar: are there many gay people where you are?
20:00 <slinky_J> plz kill them
20:00 <slinky_J> and irl
20:00 <slinky_J> :)
20:00 <gummyb3ar> i'm sure they quiet many
20:00 <gummyb3ar> but ermm none really know since it is not that legal and accepted 
20:00 <gummyb3ar> are you homophobic slinky?
20:00 <slinky_J> no
20:00 <slinky_J> but as if we're not fucked already irl
21:00 <slinky_J> we need to come on here and be fucked in the arse by you
21:00 <slinky_J> no
21:00 <slinky_J> fuck off.
21:00 <gummyb3ar> umm
21:00 <gummyb3ar> i dont go with arse
22:00 <slinky_J> that's nice
22:00 <gummyb3ar> well depend on the partner and occasion but i'm a pussy lover duh
22:00 <slinky_J> go love some pussy 
22:00 <gummyb3ar> i do am
23:00 <Maurice> My husband just tried loving some pussy, it bit him
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha
23:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 E
23:00 <slinky_J> [inki bats do that
23:00 <slinky_J> pink*
23:00 <gummyb3ar> give me a clue
23:00 <gummyb3ar> are you a gay too maurice?
24:00 <Maurice> Ok sure
24:00 <Student> lol 
24:00 <Maurice> He was giving her kissy faces right in her face, she didn't like it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that 
24:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
24:00 <Student> thanks for updating that Maurice
24:00 <gummyb3ar> he and her? thats confuse me
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I love her ... each story about her makes me laugh
25:00 <gummyb3ar> still confused here
25:00 <Serenity> Maurice is married to a man
25:00 <Maurice> ^
26:00 <gummyb3ar> maurice is a woman then?
26:00 <Maurice> No
26:00 <Maurice> Don't be a gay marriage hater
26:00 <gummyb3ar> not at all maurice, i'm gay myself tho
26:00 <Maurice> Bloody poofs
26:00 <gummyb3ar> well how come you still awake serenity, it is a good time to go snuggle in bed
27:00 <deadpandadolls> bleep blarp
27:00 <gummyb3ar> no no maurice, i really do a gay *Shrugs*
27:00 <Serenity> because its only 10:30
27:00 <deadpandadolls> gummyb3ar stfu
27:00 <Maurice> 10.30 is the middle of the day
27:00 <deadpandadolls> go suck some fucking gay dicks and die
27:00 <Maurice> It's a lesbo, deadpandadolls
27:00 <deadpandadolls> lol oh
27:00 <ShadowLurker> looool
27:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL
27:00 <gummyb3ar> see
27:00 <ShadowLurker> ...
27:00 <deadpandadolls> i thought
27:00 <Maurice> HOWEVER
27:00 <gummyb3ar> why guys dislike gay man but kinda fancy gay girl
27:00 <deadpandadolls> it was
27:00 <gummyb3ar> omg
27:00 <Maurice> Whats wrong with dick sucking?
27:00 <Maurice> We all do it
27:00 <deadpandadolls> who cares haha
27:00 <Maurice> Specially ShadowLurker
28:00 <ShadowLurker> true dat
28:00 <Serenity> i like gay man
28:00 <Maurice> Me too
28:00 <Maurice> Specially in porn
28:00 <ShadowLurker> me three
28:00 <gummyb3ar> well i do like gay man too
28:00 <gummyb3ar> but str8 mans usually dislike them
28:00 <Maurice> Only the closest gays
28:00 <Maurice> Closet*
28:00 <gummyb3ar> well i think 8 from 10 peopl is at least bi or gay and only the rest 2 of them is..... denying tem
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking hate you all
29:00 <Bastardly_One> gay
29:00 <gummyb3ar> lol B1
29:00 <Bastardly_One> straight
29:00 <Bastardly_One> bi
29:00 <Serenity> the feeling is mutual old man
29:00 <Bastardly_One> transgendered
29:00 <Bastardly_One> asexual
29:00 <Bastardly_One> pansexual
29:00 <deadpandadolls> owell
29:00 <Bastardly_One> beasty lovers
29:00 <gummyb3ar> ah well
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you all fucking suck 
29:00 <deadpandadolls> i know some nice lesbians for gummyb3ar
29:00 <Serenity> get two bi men and see if their peenies can touch tips in the middle of a chick
29:00 <Serenity> i mean..
29:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
29:00 <Serenity> ..
29:00 <Serenity> i dont want that
29:00 <gummyb3ar> who deadpand
29:00 <gummyb3ar> a blonde one i hope
29:00 <ShadowLurker> like dis http://31.media.tumblr.com/1a2a2ea32ce400fc80ec12f8752902cb/tumblr_nl1wkwOGn91si245xo1_500.gif
29:00 <Bastardly_One> BECAUSE I AINT GETTIN NONE!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why!
30:00 <deadpandadolls> dyed blonde?
30:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I don't want that either *cough*
30:00 <gummyb3ar> well bottle blonde still can be okay
30:00 <ShadowLurker> liars
30:00 <Serenity> disgusting,,
31:00 <Maurice> I like watching gay porn and they try not to show faces but distinctive tattoos are on show
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, you don't see very much missionary homo sex do ya? that porn must of been done by a woman 
31:00 <Maurice> You see heaps
31:00 <gummyb3ar> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DYGgDwxmLPA/hqdefault.jpg
31:00 <gummyb3ar> blonde and black hair!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't go out of the way to watch it Maurice so wouldn't know
31:00 <Maurice> Lies
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but usually when bi scenes or whatever come up it's doggy or cowboy
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly said cowgirl
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/b331fd6377fa90ee800109365bd5d136/tumblr_ncdqthLrFA1sectbco2_r1_500.gif
32:00 <Serenity> :O
32:00 <gummyb3ar> https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTi7yiUCmJn4EMMPcM2NBKQbB27PhTVQD3gvgCUl61BYPmDKAQV
32:00 <Maurice> Lol @ fagsmut
32:00 <gummyb3ar> omg taylor schilling is such a great actress, she show such cute emotion when alex fingering her
33:00 <gummyb3ar> https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqzRW0nY97f1LGyu5vJPQPyQk3ls-0gK8aUWJNCkT2Pps6w3FU
33:00 <gummyb3ar> when the heck is orange the new black will come out
33:00 <Serenity> http://41.media.tumblr.com/435234cf04f7735d28e18fd940dd7b03/tumblr_nh590qyTg81stv3meo1_500.jpg - see who would ever want to do that.. how gross.. *cough*
34:00 <Maurice> June, gummyb3ar
34:00 <gummyb3ar> really how come that long
34:00 <Maurice> Serenity that is so wrong and gross..
34:00 <gummyb3ar> taylor has such a great tits! it is not big but pinkish nipples,  cute areola and nice size, not a waste on my palm
34:00 <Serenity> yeah i know right.. awful stuff
34:00 <Maurice> Terrible
35:00 <Serenity> imagine an alcide and eric spitroast
35:00 <gummyb3ar> https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNX8vXqn9jJQ3Zl8rEGQkxbH3VmMMaPJ_Yohzgdx9IzGHUSMMtOw
35:00 <gummyb3ar> lol i wonder why i do like them blonde
35:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I might have gushed
36:00 <Serenity> loll
36:00 <Maurice> Apparently he's engaged to Gloria from Mod Fam >.<
36:00 <Serenity> bittch
36:00 <gummyb3ar> anyway
36:00 <gummyb3ar> few weeks ago
37:00 <gummyb3ar> i was in chatavenue lesbian chat, i met this one blonde aussie chick....... she add me on skype then disappear, the heck with that
37:00 <gummyb3ar> such a life on internet, she was a perfect blonde, look like tina from the L word
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what the hell is going on here
38:00 <gummyb3ar> not much
38:00 <gummyb3ar> gay stuff talking
39:00 <gummyb3ar> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYEzhy27_gk
39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tegan & Sara - Don't Find Another Love (Endless Love Soundtrack) Lyrics! Views: 83,887   Uploader: online031 Uploaded: Published on Jan 30, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 17 Seconds 
39:00 <slinky_J> asodhaoiushdoaisdj
40:00 <gummyb3ar> euro is unstable, US$ keep getting higher and higher
41:00 <gummyb3ar> obama sure do is on the go
42:00 <TheRiddler> in uk porn doesn't have a age limit but still called adult entertainment
42:00 <TheRiddler> to watch
42:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/7e1252ecca826a35fccac9deb25a30d3/tumblr_n9qklq6dZ71r9x1k6o1_500.gif filth Maurice
42:00 <gummyb3ar> uk porn is pretty ok
42:00 <gummyb3ar> i like those english woman moaning
42:00 <gummyb3ar> serenity what about 3 sum with 2 girls?
43:00 <Maurice> Serenity that is disgraceful
43:00 <Serenity> yeah why not
43:00 <Maurice> I like it
44:00 <gummyb3ar> data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxQSEhQUEhQWFBQVFRYXGBYYGBUaFhccFRcWFhcYFBcYHiggGRolHRUVIjEkJSorLi4uGh8zODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OGxAQGy4lICUsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwvLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLP/AABEIALEBHAMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAcAAABBQEBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAgMEBgcAAQj/xABOEAACAQMCAwUFAwcGDAUFAAABAgMABBESIQUTMQYiQVFhFCMycZEHgaEzQlJisc
44:00 <gummyb3ar> opps why i cant paste it
44:00 <Student> need skills, that you are lacking at the moment
44:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of
44:00 <Serenity> http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrfdvC5fz1rdf03ko1_500.gif
44:00 <gummyb3ar> https://www.neilstrauss.com/wp-content/uploads/two-girls-one-guy1.jpg
45:00 <gummyb3ar> ...... blonde and dark hair
45:00 <gummyb3ar> i'm weak against it, the smooth skins of two women's against each other
46:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.xnxx.com/video222473/hazel_may_in_kitchen
46:00 <TheRiddler> for gummyb3ar :p
46:00 <TheRiddler> she maybe a bit skinny
46:00 <TheRiddler> for your taste tho
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQI-L5tzjOtNcxI4w-ssLs_AeLh_EcpFKpCCh55nyYW8xTtRpt-
47:00 <gummyb3ar> lol mature woman in the kitchen
47:00 <gummyb3ar> i do need professional help dont i
47:00 <Student> gummyb3ar you are providing all of the entertainment in here tonight, god bless you 
47:00 <gummyb3ar> my liking to blonde woman is bad enough, let alone if i add the liking of mature woman
47:00 <Student> what will we be doing without you? :-/
47:00 <gummyb3ar> i'm not an entertainment, thanks
48:00 <TheRiddler> she has seizure orgasms :p
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> is gummyb3ar a troll
48:00 <gummyb3ar> who was that gonna hook me up
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> am I missing something
48:00 <gummyb3ar> i'm not a troll
48:00 <Serenity> no shes not
48:00 <gummyb3ar> come on not again, we have been thru this earlier lol
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> she?
48:00 <Student> :)
48:00 <Serenity> yes she
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh
49:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I see
49:00 <Student> gummyb3ar you are a nice bot, care full programmed
49:00 <Bastardly_One> just some lez ... from ... very fuckin' far away I am guessing
49:00 <Serenity> shes not a bot ffs
49:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Student
49:00 <Bastardly_One> she probably looks like Skrillex
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks like a lesbian dwarf
49:00 <Serenity> no wonder no one new stays around with you fuckwits
49:00 <gummyb3ar> eh skrillex?
49:00 <TheRiddler> you look like skrillex b1
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity
49:00 <TheRiddler> you just dont have the piercings
49:00 <Serenity> http://33.media.tumblr.com/5a9e52821cf364856c4fb2860e8c318d/tumblr_mf5lwn9Mnp1r3r865o2_500.gif - Maurice irl
50:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, you're askin' for it pal!
50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I thought it was Manuel frim fawlty towers
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I look nothing like him 
50:00 <Maurice> Last time I let you watch from the wardrobe
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he is actually better looking than I am too ... by far
51:00 <Student> ???
51:00 <Serenity> looool
53:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: are you depressed?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope not!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you know why
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <gummyb3ar> hmm
53:00 <TokenDaRing> hey gummyb3ar
53:00 <TokenDaRing> ignore slinky_J's abuse
53:00 <TokenDaRing> he's got self esteem issues
53:00 <gummyb3ar> http://postimg.org/image/jvpr0kpqd/
53:00 <gummyb3ar> me in real life
53:00 <gummyb3ar> hey token
54:00 <Serenity> lol thats actually you
54:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooooooo
54:00 <gummyb3ar> yeah that's me, well nothing can do any harm to showing pics
54:00 <Bastardly_One> bearing in mind I've not been paying attention
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you're from?
54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Hey that's a picture of my wife!
55:00 <gummyb3ar> southeast asia
55:00 <TokenDaRing> your wife is a blow up doll crocodylus_pontifex
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm thinking it's what Loof's wife would aspire to be 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but I digress
55:00 <gummyb3ar> our goverment have stupid issue now about the drug dealer's execution
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Thai?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not that it really matters ... just gives a perspective to someone and makes convo
56:00 <gummyb3ar> noo
56:00 <gummyb3ar> indonesia
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, that was the obvious one 
56:00 <gummyb3ar> thai has no issue with aussie goverment, do they?
56:00 <gummyb3ar> now i'm gonna have problem to apply for aussie tourist visa
56:00 <Bastardly_One> China do too
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> TokenDaRing I can't even pull a blow up wife
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I asked
57:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 australians are waiting to be executed in china
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and you said SE Asia specific
57:00 <Bastardly_One> most indos just say indonesia
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was a trick
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Student> oh detective work 
58:00 <gummyb3ar> ooh
58:00 <Student> b1 the sherlock 
58:00 <gummyb3ar> i dont know that aussie has problem with other asian country
58:00 <gummyb3ar> i thought indonesia is the only one
58:00 <gummyb3ar> isnt aussie just friendly foreigner
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the chinese ones are interesting
58:00 <Student> lol, aussies have problem with every country 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the only way the media over here found out was with 2 others being charged in Melbourne to conspire to import drugs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and those two were just mentioned incidently 
59:00 <gummyb3ar> hmm
59:00 <gummyb3ar> too bad, aussies tourists usually are friendly
59:00 <gummyb3ar> not not much in bargaining, they just spend their roo dollar to buy our stuff!love them
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Student is from Pakistan
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so take no notice of him
00:00 <Bastardly_One> too much sex with goats
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
00:00 <Student> ha ha 
00:00 <gummyb3ar> the blonde woman one in Bali...... oh my those surfer, in their bikini
00:00 <gummyb3ar> if only my goverment not making stupid rule being naked is forbidden
00:00 <Student> you should ask him how he come to know sex with goats thing?
01:00 <Student> he seem to be experienced with goats and sex with goats ;)
01:00 <gummyb3ar> bondi beach sure will be one of my destination
01:00 <Student> it is not just a beach 
02:00 <Student> there are group of beaches with the rescue service is on 
02:00 <gummyb3ar> http://s26.postimg.org/6su4hazih/20150309_143957edit.jpg i like this pic of me in real madrid 
02:00 <gummyb3ar> i'm not really a football fans but eh
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Student: do you like Pakistan?
02:00 <Student> yes, it will do 
02:00 <gummyb3ar> why dont i go to gay bar in Spain......... now i wonder
03:00 <Student> what exactly is your profession gummyb3ar?
03:00 <gummyb3ar> let say i have random job which is enough to make for my living
04:00 <gummyb3ar> now my laptop is broken.... i'm gonna find a way to get more money and fix it *shrugs*meanwhile i'm stuck with this windows xp desktop pc
05:00 <Student> nice Story 
07:00 <gummyb3ar> such a life eh
07:00 <gummyb3ar> but i'm pretty happy with my life, why not
07:00 <Student> right
09:00 <gummyb3ar> hmm
10:00 <Student> oh you think :)
11:00 <gummyb3ar> hercules~!
11:00 <gummyb3ar> the latest hercules movie is a bit unusual
11:00 <Bastardly_One> she sounds like she thinks
11:00 <Bastardly_One> unlike yourself Student
11:00 <Bastardly_One> most ironic chat nick ever
12:00 <Student> most people do chat like as they do in here 
12:00 <Student> but i am Original too ;P
12:00 <gummyb3ar> guys dont you think that student might have a chance as an exotic young woman from pakistan? lol
12:00 <Student> lol 
12:00 <gummyb3ar> who knows that student is a beauty pageant contestant from pakistan
13:00 <Student> that would be an effort on my side ;)
13:00 <gummyb3ar> anywho, not my cups of tea
13:00 <Student> ha ha 
13:00 <Student> Bastardly_One the world is not as simple as they look 
14:00 <gummyb3ar> some bastards are born to be... some just made to be one..... *shrugs*
14:00 <Student> no my cups of tea lol 
15:00 <gummyb3ar> is it time to sleep already
16:00 <Student> good choice
16:00 <Student> give it a rest
21:00 <Bastardly_One> man!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've gone homo
21:00 <gummyb3ar> why
21:00 <gummyb3ar> so you are a penis fan now?
21:00 <Student> lol 
21:00 <Student> i like where it is going 
22:00 <gummyb3ar> *shrugs* 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm listening to jamiroquai
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and enjoying it!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely going homo
25:00 <gummyb3ar> meh 
25:00 <gummyb3ar> 50 shade of gay
31:00 <gummyb3ar> ok good day/night everyone, peace out
32:00 <slinky_J> NO
33:00 <slinky_J> 50 shade of waaayy gayyy
33:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: are you depressed?
34:00 <slinky_J> no not really
34:00 <TokenDaRing> you seen angsty toninght
34:00 <TokenDaRing> whgats eating you
34:00 <slinky_J> i have been
34:00 <slinky_J> little intoxicated right now so mostly okay
34:00 <slinky_J> depression and ocd has been eating me.
34:00 <slinky_J> mostly ocd
35:00 <slinky_J> who gives a god damned shit anyway :P
39:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: stop hating on gays
41:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
41:00 <slinky_J> mm
41:00 <slinky_J> yeah
42:00 <slinky_J> wish gays were my problem right now
42:00 <slinky_J> only problem i have right now is me.
42:00 <slinky_J> but when you don't know what to do, do what you know :P
42:00 <Bastardly_One> don't make me slap ya
43:00 <Bastardly_One> calm the fuck down
43:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
43:00 <slinky_J> dude im calm as :P
43:00 <slinky_J> got this frangelico and baileyyyys and beer :P
43:00 <slinky_J> <3
44:00 <slinky_J> was a gift earlier
44:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: maybe you should go gay
44:00 <TokenDaRing> hook up with digerati
45:00 <slinky_J> i have two girls
45:00 <slinky_J> a gf and a fk buddy
45:00 <slinky_J> u can go gay if u like :P
46:00 <TokenDaRing> imaginary girls dont count pandas
46:00 <slinky_J> say so
47:00 <slinky_J> u can have em
52:00 <slinky_J> can you tell me token why you think that i cant have two girls?
52:00 <slinky_J> I don
53:00 <slinky_J> I don't want to be irc enemies again but that comment provokes my interest
56:00 <beehhh> liar liar pants on fire
56:00 <TokenDaRing> oh fuck off beehhh
56:00 <beehhh> you promised me heaven and put me through hell
56:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: just dont attack on gummybear
56:00 <TokenDaRing> shje's ok
56:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh however
56:00 <TokenDaRing> is total scum
57:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing gets high on meth n rides a camol
57:00 <TokenDaRing> wtf is a camol
57:00 <TokenDaRing> you dirty walking turd
58:00 <beehhh> http://www.funelf.net/photos/This-is-a-sea-horse.jpg
58:00 <TokenDaRing> oild  meme is old
59:00 <TokenDaRing> hows norrell shovel face
59:00 <beehhh> someone dug of the timezone
59:00 <beehhh> i met better trannies online
00:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing doesnt know how to make fun and bags the shit out of everything
00:00 <TokenDaRing> no one cares beehhh
00:00 <beehhh> I do
00:00 <beehhh> I care for you bro
00:00 <TokenDaRing> cool story
01:00 <slinky_J> [01:26] <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: just dont attack on gummybear
01:00 <slinky_J> [01:26] <TokenDaRing> shje's ok
01:00 <beehhh> its not a story its going to be a repeatation of a history
01:00 <slinky_J> kk man
01:00 <beehhh> he means beagle?
03:00 <TokenDaRing> mmm eggplant soup
03:00 <slinky_J> fuck beagle!
03:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah!
03:00 <TokenDaRing> fuck him
03:00 <slinky_J> so happy that cunny hasnt been calling me lately
03:00 <TNT> TakinItInDaRing
03:00 <slinky_J> fucks me up
03:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT: eaten anything with eggplant lately?
03:00 <slinky_J> he rings and im just angry lol
04:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: you can report people for that
04:00 <slinky_J> oh I gave him enough shit on here
04:00 <slinky_J> threatening him if he didnt stop
04:00 <beehhh> lol
04:00 <slinky_J> lel
04:00 <slinky_J> I did apologise
05:00 <nate> like throwing honey at a bear ;l
05:00 <slinky_J> on here, because it was way rude of me to say the things i said to him
05:00 <TokenDaRing> nate i'll throw honey at you ;)
06:00 <slinky_J> lol nate
07:00 <beehhh> wall's double dutch got cashews n marsmellow 450G
08:00 <nate> till sweat runs down them folds
08:00 <nate> so fresh so clean
08:00 <beehhh> brb gateway to the fridge
08:00 <beehhh> like delta good rem
08:00 <nate> twerk on the fridge beehhh
09:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: you are a dirty person
09:00 <TokenDaRing> you should ahte yourself
09:00 <nate> hate the perfect lover 
09:00 <nate> beehhh has some good milkshake
10:00 <beehhh> frozen icecream dude
10:00 <TokenDaRing> nate hje only likes trannies
10:00 <TokenDaRing> not real men
10:00 <TokenDaRing> or women
10:00 <slinky_J> b1 why did u ask if I am depressed?
10:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEU-WsxfBjA
10:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wall Selection Double Dutch Views: 2,882   Uploader: MSInteraction Uploaded:  May 26, 2011 Duration: 0 Minutes 37 Seconds 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> what about iinet
12:00 <Bastardly_One> losing the court case over that movie?
12:00 <slinky_J> b1
12:00 <beehhh> i bet it was for pieter
12:00 <slinky_J> someone msgd me
12:00 <slinky_J> because you asked it
13:00 <beehhh> having a quiet jerk
13:00 <slinky_J> "if so I am fucking hiding all night "
13:00 <slinky_J> just wondering why you asked man
13:00 <slinky_J> and why, if I'm depressed, you'd even say that.
13:00 <nate> movies are gonna be like pot soon
13:00 <nate> are those movies for personal use
14:00 <nate> no u are a dealer!
14:00 <nate> to the watchhouse
14:00 <slinky_J> lol nate the business of movies is business
14:00 <beehhh> http://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server900/447de/product_images/uploaded_images/bohem-cigars-poster.jpg
15:00 <slinky_J> is why we have porn :P
15:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: no one cares
15:00 <TokenDaRing> how is shovel face norell
15:00 <beehhh> lol
16:00 <nate> beehhh are u pokin any of these chicks, or are u dreamin?:)
20:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BTjG-dhf5s
20:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Daddy Yankee - Limbo Views: 356,193,923   Uploader: DaddyYankeeVEVO Uploaded: Published on Oct 27, 2012 Duration: 4 Minutes 15 Seconds 
24:00 <TNT> youtube, Hitler's fckn u boats
24:00 <TNT> :P
25:00 <TokenDaRing> tnt they come with eggplants right
25:00 <beehhh> stars wars like crafthoovering across the sky n my cat is missing
26:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2KgzKETBw
26:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bryan Adams - Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman? Views: 38,256,499   Uploader: bryanadams Uploaded:  Oct 31, 2008 Duration: 4 Minutes 57 Seconds 
26:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: aliens stole your catg
26:00 <TNT> fascist Italy and natzi Germany, Gugliano Marconi
27:00 <slinky_J> i like beehhh
27:00 <slinky_J> he has recipies
27:00 <slinky_J> recipes?
27:00 <TNT> Google -> Gugliano Marconi
27:00 <slinky_J> he has teh one teh use teh orangutan in soup!
27:00 <slinky_J> ;D
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
28:00 <beehhh> trannies are women too
29:00 <TokenDaRing> no tghey arent
29:00 <TokenDaRing> fuckq
29:00 <nate> bruce jenna is a woman
29:00 <TokenDaRing> norell is a man
31:00 <nate> hes 65 then goes yeah i might become a woman
31:00 <nate> just to score beehhh
32:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing is a girl
32:00 <beehhh> inside
32:00 <beehhh> pussy
32:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl you wish
32:00 <TokenDaRing> you pervert
34:00 <nate> beehhh u thought about getting some muscles for the ladies?
34:00 <nate> tone up dat bum
36:00 <slinky_J> inside pussy
36:00 <slinky_J> well
36:00 <slinky_J> most of us knows what that feels like beehhh
36:00 <nate> any gyms in bangcock beehhh?
36:00 <slinky_J> cept none of us
36:00 <slinky_J> knows what the inside of an arse feels like
37:00 <slinky_J> and you do fuck arse right, am I right?
37:00 <slinky_J> ladyboys is still arse.
37:00 <nate> slinky_J are u offering ;D
37:00 <beehhh> good nite
37:00 <slinky_J> neh baebz i too tired ;)
37:00 <nate> stick dat bum Out!
37:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
37:00 <slinky_J> brb must piss
39:00 <slinky_J> and so ends the night
42:00 <slinky_J> the wild one is on and i didnt know!
42:00 <slinky_J> :)
43:00 <slinky_J> :( even
43:00 <slinky_J> classic brando nate :P
43:00 <Paully> wild one
43:00 <Paully> on what?
44:00 <slinky_J> abc
44:00 <slinky_J> 21
44:00 <slinky_J> ending here in adel
44:00 <slinky_J> should've put on the waterfront on next
44:00 <slinky_J> instead of some movie 'rain'
45:00 <slinky_J> i <3 brando
46:00 <Paully> fuck
47:00 <Paully> yeh man on the waterfront is classic
47:00 <Paully> i love it
47:00 <slinky_J> fuck yes
47:00 <slinky_J> one thing I hated but don't hate anymore
47:00 <slinky_J> was finding out that brando couldnt remember his lines
47:00 <slinky_J> so ppl would pin them up for him 
48:00 <slinky_J> and that
48:00 <slinky_J> lol
48:00 <Paully> LOL
48:00 <slinky_J> but seeing it
48:00 <Paully> ahh i dunno if ill hate him for that
48:00 <slinky_J> seeing that he did it
48:00 <slinky_J> and then makes it his own
48:00 <Paully> i think its all the end result that matters
48:00 <slinky_J> watching apoco the other day
48:00 <Paully> movies today are so edited ppl have no idea
48:00 <slinky_J> and going over when he looks down
48:00 <slinky_J> to his lines
48:00 <Paully> most of the voice is not even done on the set
48:00 <slinky_J> and then looks up
48:00 <slinky_J> yeah
49:00 <slinky_J> there's this one movie
49:00 <slinky_J> fk i forget it now
49:00 <slinky_J> he gets his girl to finger him in the arse
49:00 <slinky_J> and he has this whole speech
49:00 <Paully> a brando movie?
49:00 <slinky_J> lol
49:00 <slinky_J> yer
49:00 <Paully> lol
49:00 <slinky_J> when she dead
49:00 <slinky_J> and he dismisses the lines
49:00 <slinky_J> and just lets brando out
49:00 <slinky_J> apparently he hated imrpov
50:00 <slinky_J> because it showed the real him
50:00 <slinky_J> but the real him was great
50:00 <Paully> fuck
50:00 <slinky_J> so because he read off of cards
50:00 <slinky_J> and improv'd a lot
50:00 <slinky_J> he was fucking spectacular!
50:00 <Paully> yeh man
50:00 <slinky_J> I surmise he suffered from depression
50:00 <slinky_J> or something
50:00 <Paully> maybe
50:00 <slinky_J> he had the talent and couldnt remember lines
50:00 <Paully> you know there is a james dean movie out this year LOL
50:00 <slinky_J> would make sense
51:00 <slinky_J> what?
51:00 <slinky_J> ive seen his movie
51:00 <slinky_J> s
51:00 <Paully> yeh it has some fucked up stuff
51:00 <Paully> its not him
51:00 <slinky_J> ohhhh
51:00 <Paully> its like a movie about him
51:00 <Paully> robert patterson
51:00 <slinky_J> :(
51:00 <Paully> LOL
51:00 <slinky_J> ;P;
51:00 <slinky_J> twilight?
51:00 <Paully> he's not playing dean though
51:00 <slinky_J> lol*
51:00 <Paully> yes twilight one
51:00 <slinky_J> hmm
51:00 <slinky_J> he is good
51:00 <Paully> i was about to smash my computer when i saw his name
51:00 <Paully> he is good
51:00 <Paully> he is very good
51:00 <slinky_J> in The Rover i liked him a fucking lot
51:00 <slinky_J> yer
51:00 <Paully> fuck oath
52:00 <slinky_J> took my mate to see that
52:00 <Paully> you told me to get the rover it was a sick movie man fucking SICK!
52:00 <Paully> full on
52:00 <slinky_J> werd!
52:00 <Paully> maybe one of the best aussie crimes ive seen
52:00 <slinky_J> I need to dl n watch it
52:00 <Paully> animal kingdom so weak so shhitttt
52:00 <slinky_J> been a year almost now
52:00 <Paully> couldnt believe that crap
52:00 <Paully> the young kid was the best in animal kingdom
52:00 <slinky_J> i havent dl
53:00 <slinky_J> hollup
53:00 <slinky_J> end of movie
53:00 <slinky_J> brando
53:00 <slinky_J> leaves town
53:00 <slinky_J> *snif*
53:00 <slinky_J> onna smile!
53:00 <Paully> lolll
54:00 <slinky_J> love that shit
54:00 <slinky_J> lolz
54:00 <slinky_J> jimmy dean but
54:00 <slinky_J> east of eden
54:00 <slinky_J> is my fav of his
54:00 <slinky_J> 3 films
55:00 <Paully> yeh
55:00 <Paully> very good movie
55:00 <slinky_J> speech with his dad
55:00 <slinky_J> where he improvs almost the entire thing
55:00 <slinky_J> bam~!
55:00 <Paully> mmmm
55:00 <slinky_J> just dont get that anymore
55:00 <Paully> this might actually be good u know
55:00 <slinky_J> kid was good
56:00 <Paully> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2948840/
56:00 <slinky_J> I gotta find another film to put on
56:00 <Paully> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0903657/?ref_=tt_rec_tt
56:00 <Paully> this good too!
57:00 <slinky_J> lookin for trailer
57:00 <Paully> and this!
57:00 <slinky_J> life
57:00 <slinky_J> i want to see
57:00 <slinky_J> I, Origin
57:00 <Paully> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2788716/?ref_=tt_rec_tt
58:00 <Paully> also there is a new movie coming out
58:00 <Paully> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK 
58:00 <Paully> i think i missed it
58:00 <Paully> this is how fucking shit australia is
58:00 <Paully> dont promotre anything
58:00 <slinky_J> neither of those movies on YTs :(
58:00 <slinky_J> yer 
58:00 <Paully> yep that would be right
58:00 <slinky_J> well
58:00 <Paully> missed it
58:00 <Paully> by a month
58:00 <slinky_J> u look at Hard Rain
59:00 <slinky_J> awesome film
59:00 <slinky_J> cost a lot to make
59:00 <Paully> i cant believe this shit
59:00 <slinky_J> promotion was zilch
59:00 <Paully> hard rain not heard of that
59:00 <slinky_J> here
59:00 <Paully> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1791528/
59:00 <Paully> u like this man
59:00 <Paully> fucking australia this should have been at hoyts and stuff
59:00 <slinky_J> oh
59:00 <slinky_J> it's not on YTs bro
59:00 <slinky_J> sigh
59:00 <slinky_J> wicked morgan freeman christian slater film
59:00 <slinky_J> with other famous actors
00:00 <slinky_J> from the producers of SPEED just they fucked promoting the film
00:00 <slinky_J> but it is so fucking good
00:00 <slinky_J> so many films arent released here, is true
01:00 <slinky_J> and if you want to see some of the american ones you have to go to a select cinema
01:00 <Paully> nah man YTS gunna have that shit up soon
01:00 <slinky_J> I go to one in town here, it's two cinemas
01:00 <slinky_J> good
01:00 <Paully> it took him months just to get hunger games
01:00 <slinky_J> brb cig
01:00 <slinky_J> yer
01:00 <slinky_J> i finally got 3 of them
01:00 <Paully> yeh we got good cinemas here for unknown films but meh they dont promote enough
01:00 <Paully> i really love to see a film at the cinemas
01:00 <slinky_J> not enough money man
02:00 <slinky_J> like i said
02:00 <Paully> rips watching at home even on a good system
02:00 <slinky_J> the business of movies is business!
02:00 <Paully> no matter how good
02:00 <Paully> indeed
02:00 <slinky_J> :(
02:00 <slinky_J> brb :P
02:00 <Paully> like i think one of the best movies i saw was behind the candelabra... i saw that at movies, waited for its day. watched it again on dvd was just not the same... but still amazing movie, just not the same. why michael douglas did not win an oscar is just really bullshit
06:00 <slinky_J> i still havent seen My Sweet Pepperland
06:00 <slinky_J> it's one I'll buy on bluray sometime
06:00 <slinky_J> was cut i didnt see it last yr
06:00 <slinky_J> saw one movie one night then went to see that but felt sick as a dog so went home
06:00 <slinky_J> such regret :P
09:00 <slinky_J> watch The Gambler man
12:00 <Paully> i havnt seen that either
12:00 <Paully> gambler mmmm
12:00 <Paully> u know when i first saw a trailer in like early jan
12:00 <Paully> i was like WOW this looks so good but man marky is pissing me off lately 
13:00 <Paully> when i found out he was basically what entourage is about i was pretty pissed off LOL
13:00 <Paully> because that show is such shit
15:00 <slinky_J> yer i find out about shit long before
15:00 <slinky_J> i wont see entourage
15:00 <slinky_J> wasnt into the show
16:00 <slinky_J> and itd be shit for me to see it
16:00 <slinky_J> gambler i was thinking
16:00 <slinky_J> james caan in The Gambler
16:00 <slinky_J> havent bothered looking up if it's a remake or not
16:00 <slinky_J> but love the James Caan one tho it is old as fuck
17:00 <Paully> i saw abit it was lame
17:00 <Paully> really lame man
17:00 <slinky_J> James Caan one?
17:00 <Paully> no no
17:00 <Paully> entourage
17:00 <slinky_J> ohh
17:00 <Paully> thats why wh en i heard it was all walrbeg shit i was like wtf
17:00 <Paully> no wonder
17:00 <slinky_J> yer not for me that stuff
17:00 <Paully> fuck that little gimp
17:00 <Paully> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ9OgbLCsUM
18:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Behind the Candelabra trailer Views: 461,737   Uploader: CineworldCinemas Uploaded: Published on May 20, 2013 Duration: 2 Minutes 3 Seconds 
18:00 <Paully> man u must watch it
18:00 <Paully> forget the gay stuff its a piece of cinema brilliance i wish u could see it at the cinema
18:00 <slinky_J> kinda cant right now
18:00 <slinky_J> less u want me to lose my shit
18:00 <Paully> its easily one of the best movie i ever see
18:00 <Paully> no no we dont want that
18:00 <slinky_J> im in a tough spot
18:00 <slinky_J> cheers
18:00 <Paully> yes maybe not a good movie for you mmmm
18:00 <slinky_J> i appreciate it
18:00 <slinky_J> pm me it
18:00 <Paully> i wonder what u could see that lift u up
19:00 <slinky_J> ill dl it
19:00 <slinky_J> nothing
19:00 <slinky_J> that's depression
19:00 <Paully> u watch anime?
19:00 <slinky_J> yes
19:00 <slinky_J> well
19:00 <slinky_J> used to
19:00 <Paully> well i dont i hate it
19:00 <Paully> think its lame for babies
19:00 <Paully> but if u like anime
19:00 <slinky_J> naw
19:00 <Paully> maybe u need some
19:00 <slinky_J> this one movie
19:00 <slinky_J> is great
19:00 <Paully> ninja scroll the movie get that
20:00 <slinky_J> yer yer 
20:00 <Paully> crazy
20:00 <slinky_J> that's good we all know that
20:00 <slinky_J> POM POKO
20:00 <slinky_J> that's my fav
20:00 <slinky_J> don't really care about anime tbh
20:00 <slinky_J> loved pom poko
21:00 <Paully> haha whats that?
21:00 <Paully> LOL i seen this before
21:00 <Paully> on the net never watched it
22:00 <Paully> so childish man LOL
23:00 <slinky_J> you like novels
23:00 <slinky_J> I've got one
23:00 <slinky_J> hasn't been turned into a film
23:00 <slinky_J> probably won't be
24:00 <slinky_J> it was only by the grace of brad pitt and andrew dominick
24:00 <slinky_J> that the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford
24:00 <Paully> i should read more
24:00 <slinky_J> became a motion picture
24:00 <Paully> i really have never read much man like maybe 5 books in my life hey
24:00 <slinky_J> the author Ron Hanson
24:00 <Paully> ive read heaps of educational books but novels mmm just cant do it
24:00 <slinky_J> he wrote this novel
24:00 <slinky_J> Desperadoes
24:00 <Paully> i think it was because of my childhood
24:00 <Paully> that did it to me
25:00 <slinky_J> in I think it was 1981
25:00 <Paully> being pedod at school to read shit like paul jennings and tomorrow when the war began
25:00 <Paully> that stuff just had no interest to me
25:00 <slinky_J> yer well at school I wouldnt read squat
25:00 <Paully> well i left school because it was so shit
25:00 <slinky_J> the bs they wanted us to read
25:00 <Paully> i never went
25:00 <Paully> and yet i still graduated top quality
25:00 <slinky_J> not like they asked us to read The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
25:00 <Paully> school is a waste of time all it teaches u to do is fuck girls
25:00 <slinky_J> I would've liked that!
26:00 <Paully> so would i
26:00 <slinky_J> yer funny that ey
26:00 <Paully> or moby dick
26:00 <slinky_J> yer i have that
26:00 <Paully> or treasure island
26:00 <slinky_J> haven't read it yet
26:00 <Paully> instead it was how can we pedofile you with a paul jennings book
26:00 <Paully> man i never use to read them id just draw in them and make my mum go to the skool and tell them off for making me do such rubbish
27:00 <slinky_J> i loved drawing
27:00 <slinky_J> then i loved writing
27:00 <slinky_J> i dont write shit anymore
27:00 <slinky_J> except sonnets
27:00 <Paully> yeh cool
27:00 <slinky_J> i had a great idea for a story whilst i was taking a shit last night
27:00 <slinky_J> ye
27:00 <Paully> school fuck ur life up
27:00 <slinky_J> no
28:00 <Paully> so glad i never went in highschool
28:00 <slinky_J> people fuck your life up
28:00 <Paully> if i added it up i prob did like 2 year out of 6
28:00 <Paully> LOL
28:00 <Paully> ok well if ppl = school teachers etc then yes!
28:00 <Paully> fuck them
29:00 <slinky_J> i hadda couple good ones
29:00 <slinky_J> never cared much for school besides friends
29:00 <slinky_J> honestly now
29:00 <slinky_J> 32
29:00 <slinky_J> i dont give a god damned shit
29:00 <slinky_J> about the past
29:00 <Paully> lol i never gave a shit about ppl at school
29:00 <slinky_J> it doesnt exist.
30:00 <Paully> i wanted to learn but it never happen
30:00 <Paully> please watch blade runner nad tell us about that
30:00 <Paully> NO THANKS!
30:00 <Paully> horrible movie
30:00 <Paully> i swear the govt condition kids with the bullshit they make u learn
30:00 <slinky_J> well, you're not far off
31:00 <slinky_J> we are conditioned
31:00 <slinky_J> not brain-washed but sure
31:00 <slinky_J> we're brought up in this way in our society
31:00 <Paully> im not conditioned i dont live in society
31:00 <slinky_J> nature, nurture
31:00 <slinky_J> outside the family enviroment yer
31:00 <slinky_J> it's going to affect a child
32:00 <slinky_J> and have a great effect
32:00 <slinky_J> on whom they become
32:00 <slinky_J> that's just life
32:00 <Paully> nah if u raise ur kid good ull be sweet
32:00 <Paully> so will it
32:00 <slinky_J> all that you can do is choose to abide by the rules that are set
32:00 <slinky_J> or break them
32:00 <Paully> if my parents were straight 8's i woul dbe doomed
33:00 <slinky_J> no no
33:00 <slinky_J> it's so much more complex
33:00 <Paully> its not
33:00 <Paully> its all about ur parents
33:00 <Paully> and the home
33:00 <slinky_J> you understand that you live in a society that breeds rapists and serial killers?
33:00 <Paully> what u gotta go home to everyday growing up
34:00 <Paully> of course i do
34:00 <Paully> but how do they affect me?
34:00 <Paully> there are pedofiles in this chan right now
34:00 <slinky_J> how does television affect you when you're raised on shows like Law and Order
34:00 <Paully> ive seen 1 episode of that
34:00 <Paully> because school made us
34:00 <slinky_J> when you're told that you can't do one thing
34:00 <slinky_J> but in a movie
34:00 <Paully> i dont watch that shit
34:00 <slinky_J> you see people doing the opposite
34:00 <slinky_J> and
34:00 <Paully> i dont know ppl who do
35:00 <slinky_J> you're supposed to cheer for them.
35:00 <Paully> ppl i know think shows like that are lame
35:00 <Paully> but ppl on austnet think shit like that is cool !
35:00 <slinky_J> point is our society is just a mess
35:00 <slinky_J> there's no real right or wrong
35:00 <Paully> what do you mean mess?
35:00 <Paully> dont let it bother you man
35:00 <Paully> u shouldnt care about society
35:00 <slinky_J> it doesn't
35:00 <Paully> its useless
35:00 <slinky_J> I could not care less.
35:00 <Paully> 90% of the world shouldnt even be alive
35:00 <Paully> just do ur own thing and be happy
36:00 <slinky_J> you wouldn't want me to do my own thing
36:00 <slinky_J> and that's why we have LAWS!
36:00 <slinky_J> otherwise I fucking would.
37:00 <Paully> i dont mean it like that
37:00 <Paully> i know what ur saying
37:00 <Paully> take that away
37:00 <slinky_J> no no
37:00 <Paully> just live life
37:00 <slinky_J> the worst you can do
37:00 <slinky_J> is break the moral code
37:00 <slinky_J> not the law
37:00 <Paully> fuck the moral code
37:00 <slinky_J> so a lot of people say and do
37:00 <Paully> yes but it depends on what
37:00 <Paully> and why
37:00 <slinky_J> ie. donations to politicians
38:00 <slinky_J> to gain an advantage
38:00 <Paully> well no
38:00 <Paully> i dont do that
38:00 <slinky_J> neither
38:00 <Paully> im just waiting for the revolution but it prob wont happen in our time LOL
38:00 <Paully> technology is becomming too smart
39:00 <slinky_J> no
39:00 <slinky_J> there'll never be one here
39:00 <slinky_J> it could never happen
39:00 <slinky_J> in the same way a nuclear war will never happen
39:00 <Paully> it could
39:00 <slinky_J> it can't
39:00 <Paully> and that could happen too
39:00 <Paully> why cant it?
40:00 <Paully> tension is building in this country so hard lately
40:00 <slinky_J> civil war never broke out
40:00 <slinky_J> you need the right conditions
40:00 <slinky_J> for any of these things to happen
40:00 <slinky_J> here is not one of those
40:00 <slinky_J> and nobody wants to drop the bomb
41:00 <slinky_J> cyber warfare is more profitable
41:00 <slinky_J> china selling bibles to countries around the world
41:00 <slinky_J> everything is about money.
41:00 <slinky_J> not about loss of life.
42:00 <slinky_J> the old days are long since gone that's why they're old :P
44:00 <slinky_J> back goin for this cig
44:00 <Paully> yes but old days always old days
44:00 <slinky_J> these days it's how to take one mud brick and turn it into a hutt
44:00 <Paully> are u worried that asio will knock down ur door?
44:00 <slinky_J> without changing the brick.
44:00 <slinky_J> no
45:00 <Paully> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp9y1_Jo88U
45:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Inherent Vice (2015) Official Trailer HD Views: 19,475   Uploader: RoadshowFilms Uploaded: Published on Sep 30, 2014 Duration: 2 Minutes 7 Seconds 
47:00 <Paully> u make sure u watch that!
48:00 <slinky_J> no
48:00 <slinky_J> and right now
48:00 <slinky_J> wont watch that trailer
48:00 <slinky_J> i need to keep myself in check.
49:00 <slinky_J> otherwise I'll go out.
49:00 <Paully> mmm
49:00 <Paully> music?
49:00 <slinky_J> lol no
49:00 <Paully> porn?
49:00 <slinky_J> no
49:00 <slinky_J> I'm a criminal
49:00 <slinky_J> I love crime
49:00 <slinky_J> I am very good at it
49:00 <Paully> a big wank can help
49:00 <slinky_J> but
50:00 <slinky_J> I do anything I get done for
50:00 <slinky_J> prison
50:00 <slinky_J> which doesn't say I'm not good at what I do
50:00 <slinky_J> because I am
51:00 <slinky_J> it means I was done for two things I didn't do
51:00 <slinky_J> everything else I owned up to because they were litte things.
51:00 <slinky_J> see im not like you
52:00 <slinky_J> my mother thinks it's gods work
52:00 <slinky_J> and I can't believe that a woman that can run a multi-million dollar company can believe in god
53:00 <slinky_J> im trapped in my houose 24/7 because I can't do anything I'd like to do and I hate this country
53:00 <slinky_J> Paully
54:00 <slinky_J> I just shut up and go with the flow bro
56:00 <Paully> dont go to jail be good
57:00 <Paully> watch ur movies
57:00 <Paully> smoke ur drugs
57:00 <Paully> have ur sex
57:00 <Paully> what do u mean?
57:00 <Paully> why cant a women run a multi million dollar club and believe in god?
57:00 <Paully> i believe in god
58:00 <Paully> or a higher something out there
58:00 <slinky_J> i know you do
58:00 <slinky_J> what I meant was if you have a problem with this mechanism
58:00 <slinky_J> don't not fight it and don't fight it
59:00 <slinky_J> don't be an idealist
59:00 <slinky_J> just do shit
59:00 <slinky_J> for you
59:00 <slinky_J> :P
01:00 <Paully> of course
01:00 <Paully> fuck it
01:00 <Paully> u cant change it
07:00 <slinky_J> exactly
07:00 <slinky_J> so take advantage of it
07:00 <slinky_J> and forget your moral compass
07:00 <slinky_J> dog eat dog world!
07:00 <slinky_J> ;)
08:00 <Paully> mmm yes
08:00 <Paully> so in that case we must kill Bastardly_One
09:00 <slinky_J> no
09:00 <slinky_J> resorting to murder
09:00 <Paully> its good
09:00 <Paully> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_Desert_%28film%29
09:00 <Paully> nicole kidman wtf
09:00 <Paully> u recon that would be actually good?
10:00 <slinky_J> :)
10:00 <slinky_J> I'm going to eat now.
10:00 <slinky_J> this Rain movie is good.
10:00 <slinky_J> on abc
12:00 <slinky_J> btw
12:00 <slinky_J> ur ww3
12:00 <slinky_J> most likely would come because of Israel
15:00 <Paully> what u eat?
15:00 <Paully> israel will bring ww3
15:00 <Paully> the jews are poison
15:00 <Paully> hitler was a good man
16:00 <Paully> ohh also i got a good movie for you man, 
16:00 <Paully> Days Of Wine And Roses
16:00 <Paully> check that!
24:00 <guest73> hey mate
26:00 <guest73> whatsup tonite
32:00 <TiSk> soon i will
32:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXN1PB_M3uo
32:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nine Inch Nails - Everyday is exactly the same Views: 570,531   Uploader: MercenaryMike Uploaded:  Dec 29, 2006 Duration: 6 Minutes 9 Seconds 
33:00 <TiSk> fucken gonna not answer my door nemore
34:00 <TiSk> only way
36:00 <TiSk> ppl are driving me nuts
39:00 <nate> comeon tisk
39:00 <nate> just do pot on the weekends
39:00 <nate> rest of the week u can be a doctor
39:00 <TiSk> nah not at all
41:00 <TiSk> loof did u really quit 
41:00 <TiSk> thatd be hard for u
45:00 <nate> moderation is the key to start giving up
46:00 <nate> or its the key to move forward, u can still enjoy some pot
46:00 <nate> why not smoke when ya happy?
46:00 <nate> like when u clean the house
47:00 <nate> i have cleaned the house, now i can reward myself
47:00 <nate> i have picked up a hot chick
47:00 <nate> now time to smoke
47:00 <TiSk> nup dope makes you dopey
47:00 <TiSk> um
49:00 <nate> im sure u like it ;L
49:00 <nate> iching for a smoke right now arent ya
49:00 <TiSk> nup
50:00 <TiSk> women like to talk
51:00 <TiSk> cant talked if u munted off ya head on grass
53:00 <nate> once u become rich u wont have to talk
55:00 <TiSk> coffee doesnt work nemore
55:00 <TiSk> had 3
55:00 <TiSk> more tired
57:00 <TiSk> needa find my cat
58:00 <TiSk> it eats shitloads of biskits
06:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
11:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmm fish fingers
24:00 <nate> Hiya b1, do u have an mp3 player when u walk
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I like to be aware ... just in case
57:00 <BMP> hI HO HI HO!
06:00 <Mew> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YqeW9_5kURI
06:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Major Lazer & DJ Snake - Lean On (feat. MØ) (Official Music Video) Views: 5,930,411   Uploader: majorlazer Uploaded: Published on Mar 22, 2015 Duration: 2 Minutes 59 Seconds 
10:00 <Mew> http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/03/old-people-wearing-vegetation/
10:00 <Mew> sooooo good
19:00 <Mew> psybz
20:00 <Mew> ma nigr
27:00 <psYbR> hey Mew
27:00 <psYbR> sgoin on
28:00 <Mew> just having breakfast by the fire hnnnng
28:00 <Mew> you?
29:00 <psYbR> damn wish I had a fireplace. At work already :/ its depressing! The long weekend was pretty kickass though
30:00 <Mew> its so toasty I filled it up about an hr ago
30:00 <Mew> I worked all easter! What did u do?
31:00 <psYbR> bludged, wished it wasn't pouring rain the whole time. reco'd the brakes on my car... slept like an entire day until my shoulders hurt from lying in bed :)
31:00 <Mew> dang 
31:00 <psYbR> joys of a full time job... i get the holidays off
32:00 <Mew> my parents came over for it so I got to hang out with them in the evenings
32:00 <Mew> I'm full time too but holidays are the busiest times in tourist places so I usually work haha
36:00 <psYbR> what do you do?
36:00 <Mew> barista
36:00 <psYbR> went and saw the Jets vs Perth Glory last night. got rained on, our team lost
36:00 <psYbR> oh cool
36:00 <psYbR> Carimel latte pls
37:00 <Mew> and waitressing stuff
37:00 <psYbR> caramel*
38:00 <Mew> ja
38:00 <Mew> how's Leigh of ash trees?
39:00 <psYbR> oh no idea, we dont speak any more
39:00 <Mew> does she still come on?
39:00 <psYbR> haven't seen her on
41:00 <psYbR> chick I'm seeing atm is a tattoo artist :> 
41:00 <Mew> Hottttt
42:00 <Mew> Show me 
42:00 <Mew> I have a hot tatted friend 
42:00 <Mew> she's got an apple core on her foofoo and cunt in cursive across her ass cheek
43:00 <Mew> along with about 25 others
46:00 <nate> i dont like tatoos, i feel im missing out
47:00 <nate> just like smoking
47:00 <nate> poor me!
47:00 <Mew> aw
47:00 <psYbR> haha
47:00 <psYbR> classy
48:00 <psYbR> is that safe for work?
49:00 <Mew> sometimes you can see the one on her ass when she bends down lol
49:00 <Mew> did u see the pic?
51:00 <psYbR> yeah she's hawt :)
01:00 <psYbR> im waiting until my boss is out so I can look her up on FB and link you a photo :3
16:00 <Mew> haha nice
16:00 <Mew> what do u do?
48:00 <psYbR> IT support
49:00 <Mew> omg ur roy
06:00 <Moke> cumpants
33:00 <psYbR> i am roy Mew
33:00 <psYbR> "hello IT have you tried turning it off and on again"
33:00 <psYbR> right now one of the girl's computers is sending out emails to everyone on her list with a .zip file that contains a virus
33:00 <psYbR> she opened it hersel. but the antivirus isn't picking it up and I can't be bothered fixing it manually
34:00 <psYbR> meanwhile she's still using it and its spamming all her contacts
35:00 <nate> love u rob roy
46:00 <Mew> looool the ruddy antivirus
48:00 <psYbR> AV honestly doesn't do shit
49:00 <Mew> you should go tell her its synched to her phone and is now sending personal photos to all her contacts then gage her expression and be like haaaaa just kidding but now I know you have nudes ;)
50:00 <psYbR> rofl I dont want to see them
50:00 <Mew> is she minging
51:00 <psYbR> she faaaaaat
52:00 <Mew> she'd be gagging for it
53:00 <psYbR> probably not that I'd hand it over
55:00 <Mew> I'm down to 73kgs but my boobs are about 2 of that
55:00 <Mew> still kinda chub but I was 90kgs which was ridiculous lol
57:00 <psYbR> haha im 96
57:00 <psYbR> 73kg isn't chub ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)﻿
58:00 <Mew> yeah but you're a man haha
58:00 <Mew> How tall are you?
58:00 <mrgrumpy> depends how tall and muscular you are too
58:00 <Mew> ^
59:00 <mrgrumpy> plus women look better with the same % body fat than that of a man
59:00 <mrgrumpy> 25% body fat on a woman and she's still strutting a bikini, the same on a bloke and all he's strutting is a beer gut
00:00 <psYbR> haha
00:00 <psYbR> im about... 19something cm i think?
00:00 <psYbR> havent measured in a long time
01:00 <mrgrumpy> if you're over 6' an at 96kg then you're not fat - unless you're 70% fat :P
01:00 <Mew> I'm about 5'5 I think
02:00 <psYbR> shawty :)
02:00 <Mew> ass n titties
02:00 <psYbR> im gymming it up to get some bulk and whatnot 
02:00 <mrgrumpy> 5'5" and 73kg is above average
02:00 <psYbR> hate it sooo much
03:00 <mrgrumpy> psYbR, just do squats :P
03:00 <psYbR> lol get me a ghetto booty
03:00 <mrgrumpy> nah :P low bar squats will even work your shoulders
03:00 <mrgrumpy> and if you want a solid core DONT do situps
03:00 <psYbR> i plank
04:00 <psYbR> works good 
04:00 <mrgrumpy> military press is the best stomach workout, pushups are good too... planks are too static
06:00 <psYbR> mmm but they work. i do them every day, four sets, last set two minutes
06:00 <psYbR> as well as other core stuff, not just planks
06:00 <psYbR> i'd tell you what they are but I don't know the name
07:00 <mrgrumpy> lol... so long as you're working your back as well as stomach you won't cause any damage
09:00 <nate> i dont know whats going on :P
10:00 <Mew> http://imgur.com/gallery/EyZXDJC
11:00 <nate> i can guess what u do psYbR 
11:00 <Mew> I've done that before with my wine glass while getting thrown underwater at the beach
11:00 <psYbR> aha I managed to cork a bottle of goon when I got pushed off a boat
12:00 <Mew> my fav!
14:00 <psYbR> damn, got a VGA to HDMI converter but it needs an adapter to fit my VGA lead. sigh back to Jaycar
16:00 <Mew> id be happy with an excuse to return to jaycar
58:00 <mrgrumpy> big night Serenity ?
58:00 <Serenity> nope
59:00 <Serenity> was in bed by 9 =/ migraine
59:00 <mrgrumpy> awwwe shit
59:00 <mrgrumpy> dark chocolate and some nurofen+ ?
00:00 <Serenity> god please no more chocolate haha
00:00 <Serenity> maybe a coffee
00:00 <mrgrumpy> lol... maybe too much sugar dehydrated you :P
00:00 <Serenity> wouldnt suprise me tbh
00:00 <mrgrumpy> managed to use the coffee machine every day over the weekend
01:00 <Serenity> ooo nice
01:00 <Serenity> i do love a good coffee
02:00 <mrgrumpy> as do I, found an unopened bag of vittoria and hooked in :)
04:00 <Serenity> yum
04:00 <mrgrumpy> actually only ended up having 1.5 Lindt bunnies this year - both Dark
07:00 <Serenity> we got given a heap of cadbury solid mini eggs and they are so yummy
07:00 <mrgrumpy> I'm not a fan of cadbury - I find them too sweet
22:00 <psYbR> good point Mew, jaycar is kinda fun... but it means I have to tell the boss I didn't get something I needed first time around and thats kinda awkward
22:00 <psYbR> had one lindt bunny, and a small pop-rock egg
22:00 <psYbR> that was about it
24:00 <Mew> mmmmm lindt
25:00 <psYbR> lindt is so delish
26:00 <Serenity> mum got me a lindt pack
26:00 <Serenity> i havent eaten any yet
40:00 <phlick123> is it raining for everyone or is it just on this side of town?
41:00 <phlick123> rain rain go away, come again some other day
43:00 <psYbR> clear skies here
43:00 <psYbR> but then I'm in NSW
00:00 <mrgrumpy> raining in the NW
33:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/nKdGfRL.png
53:00 <psYbR> damn. just broke my phone screen
57:00 <Loof> allah snackbar
58:00 <Loof> best kebabs in melbourne
58:00 <Loof> who wants to invest?
59:00 <Mew> Loof have you still got piets address? 
59:00 <Mew> i wanna mail him new freebies
01:00 <Loof> he's moved he says
02:00 <Loof> but then everything he says is bullshit
02:00 <Loof> B1{MIA} might have it
08:00 <ShadowLurker> most of melb are depicted here https://38.media.tumblr.com/046056a047e64a5254531cc838153577/tumblr_nl8h7f8drn1sxhdaxo2_500.gif
09:00 <Serenity> thats just not right
10:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
11:00 <psYbR> rofl
12:00 <Serenity> your trackies are comfy btw
12:00 <Mew> dayum
12:00 <Mew> guy can butt
12:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
13:00 <ShadowLurker> dat lipgrip doe
13:00 <Serenity> no
13:00 <Serenity> theres no lipgrip on an asshole.
14:00 <ShadowLurker> ringrip
15:00 <Loof> i wear trackies out
15:00 <Loof> come at me
16:00 <Mew> I bet he can pucker harder than Billie Piper
16:00 <Serenity> you leave rose out of this
17:00 <Mew> its not her fault, she was born that way 
19:00 <Loof> mmm billie piper
19:00 <Loof> talentless but smokin
19:00 <Loof> well she was
21:00 <Serenity> she was the best doctor companion
21:00 <Serenity> sif talentless
22:00 <Serenity> and she was a babe till she got all skinny and emanciated
01:00 <TisK> fuck u are all scum
04:00 <simba> https://youtu.be/AAx5Qjt_QC4
06:00 <zaim> what the fuck simba
10:00 <simba> wtf m8
18:00 <theRon> burning down the house!
20:00 <theRon> the things we do for love
20:00 <Serenity> burning a house down would be fun
22:00 <psYbR> i did it once
23:00 <psYbR> there was an abandoned house in the middle of nowhere that had been vandalized to the point of barely having any walls left. we torched it for fun and because I was 16 and a rebel
24:00 <theRon> don't you, forget about me
28:00 <theRon> and she was
39:00 <theRon> i guess you're just what i needed
48:00 <theRon> is she really going out with him
56:00 <Dugnuts> heyo
56:00 <Dugnuts> i mean
56:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
24:00 <theRon> how about this weather
24:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
24:00 <psYbR> ey
30:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
31:00 <nerdygirl> hey
31:00 <theRon> the power of love is a curious thing 
32:00 <psYbR> I know that your powers of retention... are as wet as a warthog's backside. But thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride!
33:00 <psYbR> It's clear from your vacant expressions... the lights are not all on upstairs
33:00 <psYbR> ... but we're talking kings and successions
33:00 <psYbR> . Even you can't be caught unawares
34:00 <Grim> game of throners back next mondays
34:00 <theRon> we didn't start the fire it was always burning since the world's been turning
35:00 <Grim> silly billy
40:00 <theRon> anybody download the dallas buyer's club??
40:00 <theRon> they're coming after you
40:00 <psYbR> haha saw that
40:00 <psYbR> they'll probably say that about Wyrmwood
41:00 <theRon> it'll be like chopper coming after neville bartos
41:00 <theRon> cash, no cash here
58:00 <theRon> could we have kippers for breakfast mummy dear mummy dear
01:00 <|^TwIsTeR^|> ehehehehehehe
01:00 <|^TwIsTeR^|> hi
03:00 <theRon> a friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend with weed is better
05:00 <|^TwIsTeR^|> realy
14:00 <theRon> i guess thats why they call it the blues
14:00 <theRon> breasts fe
14:00 <theRon> fez
16:00 <Fez> little t heron
16:00 <Fez> is it ok to look down someones top?
16:00 <Fez> a female someone..
16:00 <theRon> they have it on  display, why not!
18:00 <Fez> sorta
18:00 <Fez> im only human after all
18:00 <theRon> we're not made of stone
19:00 <TheRiddler> like the new look afl mrp
19:00 <theRon> has it fucked up yet?
20:00 <trolly> new look afl?
20:00 <TheRiddler> they're less harsh on bumps
21:00 <theRon> good
21:00 <Fez> abblet
21:00 <trolly> good
21:00 <TheRiddler> stevie j was only fined 1k for his 1 in the back of mitchell
21:00 <trolly> so they should be
21:00 <trolly> afl is better
21:00 <trolly> it will take over nrl
21:00 <trolly> nrl is too corrupt and shit 
21:00 <Fez> womens beach volley ball is better
22:00 <trolly> dont know about that one lol
23:00 <Fez> you got evidence to disprove my theory?
23:00 <trolly> yeh
23:00 <trolly> B1{MIA}
23:00 <TheRiddler> yes none have huge tits
23:00 <TheRiddler> :p
24:00 <trolly> he's our evidence
24:00 <Fez> he went missing in a war once
24:00 <Fez> lost for 17yrs apparently
25:00 <theRon> the jungles of borneo
25:00 <Fez> youve heard too?
26:00 <theRon> the natives breastfed him
26:00 <trolly> LOL
26:00 <trolly> the natives breasfed B1{MIA}?
26:00 <Fez> thats why he stayed so long
26:00 <trolly> maybe the male natives did with their semen
27:00 <simba> <trolly> it will take over nrl - afl is much bigger then nrl
27:00 <trolly> simba thanks for that LOL
27:00 <simba> yw
27:00 <trolly> you dont play afl never have never will u dont play nrl never have never will
27:00 <trolly> you just a fan who like to talk online
28:00 <trolly> go back to ur fifa
28:00 <simba> correct
28:00 <simba> whats ur point..?
28:00 <trolly> that you got no say you just a dumb cunt that reads
28:00 <simba> but you arent an AFL or NRL player either
28:00 <trolly> its good there is always a faggot op around
28:00 <simba> so how can you say whats bigger
28:00 <simba> going by your rules
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <trolly> i use to be
29:00 <trolly> but thats beside the point
29:00 <simba> bit trolly that
29:00 <trolly> go back to ur fifa on ps4
29:00 <simba> 120,000 people went to the first 5 rounds of nrl.... 360,000 to the first round of afl games
29:00 <simba> even the a-league is bigger than NRL
29:00 <trolly> LOL
29:00 <trolly> simba you just trying to find an argument
29:00 <simba> they get like 5k apes to every game
29:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <trolly> google is a good tool to use
30:00 <trolly> should go back to ask jeeves ud be fucked then faggot
30:00 <simba> not arguing just presenting teh facts
30:00 <theRon> the afl get's the cheif
30:00 <trolly> prob not even born yet LOL
30:00 <trolly> still in ur wog mums cunt
30:00 <simba> please calm down
30:00 <trolly> ohh u gunna ban me  if i dont
30:00 <theRon> the chief comes from uganda
30:00 <trolly> :(
30:00 <simba> yes
31:00 <trolly> u take it so seriously u little faggot
31:00 <trolly> LOL
31:00 <simba> you are exploding over a simple AFL/NRL conversation
31:00 <trolly> go and get a job/life simba
31:00 <simba> please calm down
31:00 <trolly> nobody is exploding
31:00 <theRon> this for the lovers of life and the afl
31:00 <trolly> we talking about ugunda till u pop in
31:00 <Fez> will the real slim shady please calm down
31:00 <trolly> u ops always stick ur head in shit
31:00 <trolly> nobody wants u cunts around or to talk to u
31:00 <trolly> ur a bunch of losers
32:00 <simba> my
32:00 <theRon> and every single saturday is fathers day
32:00 <Serenity> poor jerome
32:00 <Serenity> hes getting a bit wound up lately
33:00 <simba> "u ops always stick ur head in shit" lol what kind of thinking is that
33:00 <theRon> must be a st kilda supoorter
33:00 <simba> and he said i cant talk about afl if im not a player
34:00 <simba> what crazyness
35:00 <Dugnuts> what do you expect from someone with the nickname 'trolly'
35:00 <theRon> i'm a player, chk chk bang bang
35:00 <Dugnuts> of course he's gonna troll
35:00 <theRon> i'm hardcore
35:00 <simba> theyre fascinating, like wild beasts
36:00 <Fez> breasts.
36:00 <theRon> always
36:00 <Fez> breasts in the morning?
37:00 <theRon> ppl get so antsy when they don't get breasts
37:00 <Fez> daily breasts could stop crime
37:00 <theRon> it really could
38:00 <theRon> then again what blokes have to do to keep breasts........
38:00 <Fez> treat tgem mean?
39:00 <Fez> them*
39:00 <theRon> keep 'em keen
48:00 <theRon> i like barry white playing in the bedroom
50:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37FGwDMMZEg
50:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Barry White - You sexy thing Views: 8,084,033   Uploader: censhirooooo Uploaded:  Jul 31, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 19 Seconds 
53:00 <Serenity> good old barry
53:00 <theRon> does kevin bloody wilson go down well in the boudoir? 
58:00 <theRon> i'm holding out for a hero
08:00 <Fez> the day in the life of a breast
10:00 <theRon> maybe she's just looking someone to dance with
11:00 <Fez> possibly
11:00 <CrIp> NEW FLEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM track
11:00 <CrIp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6mbQNO1iw4
11:00 <CrIp> FLERRRRRMMMMM
11:00 <nate> crip u had a bad trip:)
11:00 <nate> did u say new glee clip?
11:00 <theRon> you don't always have to fuck her hard in fact sometimes that's not right to do
15:00 <theRon> it was the heat of the moment telling me what my heart meant
20:00 <couleurs> theRon with a lil t
23:00 <theRon> yep
23:00 <couleurs> nice 1
24:00 <couleurs> appealing 2 the younger crowd
25:00 <theRon> it's all about the kids
25:00 <Fez> theron 1 breasts 2
26:00 <simba> TheRon Breasts Beer
26:00 <theRon> is someone getting the best the best the best the best of you
27:00 <theRon> topless chick delivering me beer
27:00 <simba> theRon
27:00 <theRon> yes?
28:00 <theRon> simba we both lost
28:00 <theRon> does the first round really count?
30:00 <simba> crows n melb are probably top so NO!!!!
30:00 <simba> we got a tuff start
31:00 <theRon> the draw is all weighted from last season now
32:00 <simba> PAFC v SYD sat nite
32:00 <theRon> better stop buddy
32:00 <theRon> buddy for coleman brownlow double
32:00 <theRon> garry lyon said so
33:00 <simba> 4:1)
33:00 <simba> we'll fucken knock him out
33:00 <theRon> nothing dirty
33:00 <simba> get Tommy Logan in for 1 game 2 fuck him up
33:00 <theRon> is there a mark yeats playing??
34:00 <simba> yea im mark yeats
35:00 <theRon> come off the wing and bump the fuck out him?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps n' freaks!
41:00 <theRon> hello
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> And how is everyone?
42:00 <theRon> oh i do good
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Well, that's awesome
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> So... I got a new job today! Yay!
43:00 <theRon> parking inspector?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Almost
44:00 <couleurs> i'm a breast inspector
44:00 <theRon> thats what i do
44:00 <bee_girl> iv ebeen looking for one!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> Same kinda role as I was doing, just co-ordination
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh yeah!
44:00 <couleurs> Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, I'm excited!
45:00 <Fez> kate01
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fez
45:00 <Fez> chocolate?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Naw, pass
46:00 <theRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOLYo7QtqRk
46:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Oh Yeah   Yello Views: 379,997   Uploader: GroundZr0w Uploaded: Published on Aug 3, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 2 Seconds 
47:00 <Fez> but ill get fat
47:00 <theRon> you'll get breasst?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> And being fat is bad?
48:00 <Fez> nope
49:00 <Fez> people might call me fatty fatty bombalatty
49:00 <theRon> so no breasts?
49:00 <Fez> nahp
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> You're worried about what insignificant peeps have to say?
51:00 <theRon> too early for the gambler?
51:00 <Fez> I didnt say ill worry about it
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol nope
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Totes appropriate
52:00 <Fez> your boobs look good today kate
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Thanks :D
52:00 <Fez> np
53:00 <theRon> do chicks like being told their tits are perky?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Um...
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Personally, I'd prefer a few nice compliments rather than, " ya tits are perky darlz"
55:00 <theRon> nice arse?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, naw not really - depends how and when you're saying it
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> Could be taken out of context - then it makes you look like a creep!
56:00 <theRon> damn!
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Stick to easy stuff - "wow, you're amazingly beautiful, I love your smile"
57:00 <theRon> nice shoes let's fuck?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah it will work a few times, sure
58:00 <theRon> my face will be leaving in a quarter of an hour i'd like you to be on it?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Especially if the woman in question is wearing rubber thongs!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ha!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Creep dawg
59:00 <theRon> damn!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> If you know the woman, sure!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Or man... Lolz
59:00 <theRon> i don't bend
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Really
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Just a giver eh
00:00 <theRon> i always give
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
01:00 <theRon> milk does the body good, damn you drank the whole cow
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Um... Yeah.
02:00 <theRon> order the lady a slippery nipple, make it a double
02:00 <theRon> there you go sir, hope you get the leg over
03:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/30S1m
04:00 <theRon> the things navy personnel will do on shore leave
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
06:00 <simba> :/
08:00 <StrykerX> :/
09:00 <couleurs> :/
09:00 <ooomp> :)
10:00 <couleurs> hi hump
11:00 <ooomp> o.m.g
11:00 <ooomp> couleurs is ulcerous if we shuffle the letters
16:00 <faux> n ur mpooo
16:00 <faux> Teheh
17:00 <ooomp> So true faux
18:00 <couleurs> lmao owned!!!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <faux> Hey ash
18:00 <ooomp> shut up couleurs :(
19:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
19:00 <couleurs> HuGs
19:00 <TheRiddler> I bought the man u cup with easter egg
19:00 <TheRiddler> it was half price
19:00 <faux> Are you gonna eat it or fap into it
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> then I'd have a chocolate dick :p
20:00 <faux> .
20:00 <couleurs> so it was -$9.95?
20:00 <ooomp> That's a creamy egg
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <ooomp> milk chocolate anyone?
20:00 <TheRiddler> chocolate cream egg :p
21:00 <couleurs> hehehe i get it
21:00 <ooomp> Now with that image we'll never be able to eat chocolate eggs ever again
21:00 <ooomp> Until next Easter 
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> the chocolate is gross
22:00 <couleurs> that's ok with me
22:00 <ooomp> I stick to premium dark
22:00 <ooomp> The only way
22:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:00 <TheRiddler> all easter chocolate is half off at woolies
22:00 <faux> I want 5000 lindt balls
23:00 <couleurs> 8========D
23:00 <ooomp> What kind faux
23:00 <ooomp> Red, blue, yellow or bronze/brown
24:00 <TheRiddler> who wants the egg?
24:00 <couleurs> all of them
24:00 <TheRiddler> it comes with free cream :p
24:00 <ooomp> Salt chocolate?
25:00 <slinky_J> did u lay egg
25:00 <ooomp> That's the rage these days
25:00 <couleurs> salt n peppa
26:00 <slinky_J> penguin salad
26:00 <ooomp> Delicious
27:00 <slinky_J> would you like more snow soup madam?
27:00 <ooomp> Crack some pepper and pass me the wine please
27:00 <nate> slinky_J u PLAyah!
27:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
28:00 <TheRiddler> it's so bad
28:00 <TheRiddler> I bought a crunchie egg kit too
28:00 <slinky_J> nait
28:00 <slinky_J> :)
28:00 <TheRiddler> maybe I should of used it to fap into lol
28:00 <ooomp> I'm picturing TheRiddler with a chocolate covered face like that German kid in the Simpsons
28:00 <TheRiddler> it's not worth eating
28:00 <slinky_J> hot jib!
29:00 <ooomp> https://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/lisasrival15_thumb.png?w=512&h=384
29:00 <TheRiddler> uter zoker
30:00 <TheRiddler> *zorker
30:00 <slinky_J> blarp ur bloopin face!
31:00 <TheRiddler> dont make me run I'm full of chocolate
31:00 <ooomp> Haha
34:00 <TheRiddler> would you like another lick of my flavor wax?
36:00 <couleurs> 8========D
38:00 <slinky_J> my willy is dis big 8===DDDDDDD
39:00 <slinky_J> lots of head
39:00 <ooomp> That's just herpes
39:00 <slinky_J> lel
39:00 <couleurs> denzel bighead syndrome
39:00 <slinky_J> haha
39:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k71sxi9rbEE 
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> found this
40:00 <xm> 8====D. i only see a baboon. what do you filthy bastards see?
40:00 <TheRiddler> simpsons in german
40:00 <slinky_J> brb
40:00 <slinky_J> i got present
40:00 <slinky_J> frangelico and baileys :o
41:00 <couleurs> good girl drinks
41:00 <couleurs> show us ya vagina m8
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <ooomp> xm I see a baboon too
42:00 <British^Meat> lol
42:00 <couleurs> when Picard and Loof join i see 2 baboons
42:00 <couleurs> Hahahah!!!!!!!!!
43:00 <nate> couleurs sexy red bums?
43:00 <couleurs> their u go
43:00 <xm> nate already has a callous from doing that every night
43:00 <nate> https://thatcrazytattooedbaldbroad.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/309837.jpg
43:00 <xm> you'll have to spank harder
44:00 <nate> i do like my posterias red
44:00 <couleurs> lmao holy shit
44:00 <couleurs> that's like a black hole
44:00 <couleurs> with a red entry
44:00 <xm> it's like those medical cushion things that people stick their head through
45:00 <xm> wrong way m8
45:00 <couleurs> looks like a vagina flexing it's arm muscles
45:00 <xm> lol
45:00 <xm> probably getting read for an 'arm wrestle' with nate
45:00 <xm> ready*
45:00 <couleurs> Hot.
46:00 <couleurs> monkey minaj
46:00 <xm> aww i didnt even see the little baboon being all sensitive and smelling the flower
46:00 <xm> now that's contrast
47:00 <xm> i wonder what purpose those asses achieve in nature. maybe when they're swinging from tree to tree and fall and it acts like an SRS bag
49:00 <couleurs> hehe cool
50:00 <nate> what do think asses are for?:)
51:00 <couleurs> poopen
51:00 <nate> xm is an ass man
52:00 <nate> baby makin hips;l
52:00 <xm> no, im all about eyes. look at those baboon eyes looking right into the camera proud of its ass
52:00 <nate> tits for breast feeding
52:00 <nate> procreation baby!
54:00 <nate> eyes?
54:00 <nate> i dont like demon eyes
54:00 <nate> i'll find u some
54:00 <StrykerX> VPN built in only 5 min
54:00 <StrykerX> I fucking RULE
54:00 <xm> ^AnGel_EyeS^
55:00 <xm> StrykerX, spooked by the latest news on piracy?
56:00 <StrykerX> Not really. I don't really download movies lol
56:00 <StrykerX> I just wanted to feel cool
56:00 <StrykerX> And 1337
01:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: what food do you like?
03:00 <StrykerX> Pork
06:00 <xm> 3,1 Login: couleurs
06:00 <xm> 3,1 Password: fifa15
07:00 <xm> gotchu
08:00 <couleurs> nooooooooooooooooooo
15:00 <bee_girl> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-07/dallas-buyers-club-isps-must-hand-over-customer-details/6375358
15:00 <Dugnuts>  they have 28 days to appeal
18:00 <couleurs> I Hate Manure.
23:00 <TheRiddler> who has seen dallas buyers club
24:00 <Lwaxana> its a test case
24:00 <Lwaxana> then they can move ono other movies
31:00 <Loof> make amelia
31:00 <Loof> :P
31:00 <amelia> say whaaaaaat
35:00 <zaim> gimmie all that u got baby dont stop
35:00 <frayedknot> make: *** No rule to make target `amelia'.  Stop.
36:00 <Loof> is zaim a lesbian?
36:00 <zaim> everyone wishes
37:00 <xm> make clean
39:00 <couleurs> https://medium.com/vantage/also-shot-on-an-iphone-6-pokes-fun-at-apple-gets-taken-down-6b201821135d
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
51:00 <gummyb3ar> gia sou
53:00 <gummyb3ar> gia sou
53:00 <gummyb3ar> opps hello
56:00 <slinky_J> rea meeu
59:00 <gummyb3ar> eh
01:00 <Serenity> this is exciting
01:00 <gummyb3ar> what is serenity
03:00 <Maurice> If you want excitement, Serenity, come check out my gash
03:00 <slinky_J> nobuddy noes
03:00 <Serenity> yes maam!
03:00 <Maurice> It now has a nice purple surround
03:00 <Serenity> hahaha
03:00 <Serenity> ive been on blocks for 6 days
03:00 <Serenity> dying
04:00 <Maurice> Oh ewww
04:00 <gummyb3ar> check out your goes?
04:00 <gummyb3ar> *gash?
05:00 <gummyb3ar> aussie lady is something lol
05:00 <Serenity> thats what she said
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ladies 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
05:00 <gummyb3ar> hey kate
05:00 <Serenity> kates
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> guesssssss what!
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> I gots me a new job!
05:00 <gummyb3ar> what?
05:00 <gummyb3ar> congratulation
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ta
05:00 <gummyb3ar> what is your new job?
05:00 <couleurs> ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> porn star
06:00 <gummyb3ar> hey couleurs, how are you ma'am?
06:00 <gummyb3ar> well to be a porn star you sure do need the skill, i guess you got the skill then
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> obviously *hair flicks*
06:00 <Maurice> You don't even need skill, you just have to moan lots and go 'oh yeah, oh yeah, fuck me' and pull semi painful faces
06:00 <gummyb3ar> i dont think i can bare to be a stripper
07:00 <gummyb3ar> well i might be can but need a bit of training
07:00 <gummyb3ar> those i can do maurice lol
07:00 <gummyb3ar> i'm pretty sure my moaning can get any man to get excited! :D
08:00 <StrykerX> Voice clips or its lies!!
08:00 <gummyb3ar> but well i prefer the girl on girl scene *shrugs*
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 maurice!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> gummy bear - you're not female.
09:00 <couleurs> i'm ok n u ma'am
09:00 <TheRiddler> bare to be a stripper
09:00 <gummyb3ar> wow kate really? why do you think so?
09:00 <gummyb3ar> oh boy here we go again lol
09:00 <Serenity> show me ya minge
09:00 <TheRiddler> well if you strip you're bare :p
09:00 <gummyb3ar> if i'm appear to have a real womb, will you strip for me? lol
10:00 <gummyb3ar> ;) tell me if it is a deal kate and i will do the bet happyly lol
10:00 <Serenity> i won strip but if you're hot i might bone you
10:00 <gummyb3ar> serenity..... do you also have boobs?
11:00 <Serenity> i do
11:00 <Maurice> More like funbags
11:00 <gummyb3ar> real boobs? not mobos?
11:00 <Fez> breasts!
11:00 <Serenity> yes real boobs
11:00 <Serenity> with a vagina and everything
11:00 <Maurice> Wait
11:00 <Maurice> Your boobs have a vagina?
11:00 <Maurice> :O
11:00 <gummyb3ar> it's kate who isnt believe me tho lol
11:00 <gummyb3ar> so to whom i should proove myself
12:00 <Serenity> me
12:00 <Serenity> vag shot
12:00 <gummyb3ar> *sigh* basically i doubt that you even have real ovaries serenity
12:00 <TokenDaRing> write your user name on your belly
12:00 <Serenity> well theres people here who know im female
12:00 <TokenDaRing> and take a nude picture of your vag with it in view
12:00 <gummyb3ar> goodness no thanks token lol
13:00 <Fez> pics or lies
13:00 <gummyb3ar> i have flat sexy belly but well not in the mood to show off
13:00 <gummyb3ar> really? pics? do you even believe if it is really mine if i show you pics?
13:00 <Maurice> Yeah, that's a dude
13:00 <gummyb3ar> ok serenity, cam with me
13:00 <Fez> so is
13:00 <gummyb3ar> tell me where and how you want it
13:00 <Serenity> lol no ty
13:00 <StrykerX> Serenity doesn't have boobs
13:00 <StrykerX> She has floatation devices
14:00 <gummyb3ar> i'll do anything you ask as long as it is not involving any stripping or flashing lol
14:00 <Serenity> LOL
14:00 <StrykerX> First hand experience :P
14:00 <gummyb3ar> well you dont have to show yourself serenity
14:00 <gummyb3ar> i'll show mine, basically i dont mind to show myself for everyone in this public chat but hmmm i dont know how
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> *roll eyes*
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
15:00 <gummyb3ar> really kate? still not believe? *shrugs*
15:00 <TokenDaRing> no one believes
15:00 <Serenity> [7:14pm] <StrykerX> First hand experience :P
15:00 <Serenity> XD
15:00 <gummyb3ar> omg please you guys better not fool me lol
17:00 <StrykerX> gummyb3ar, you're currently reeking of fakeness
17:00 <StrykerX> Just sayin'
18:00 <gummyb3ar> hmmm ok then strykerX, lets proove it?
18:00 <StrykerX> Go for it
18:00 <Serenity> just take a pic of yoruself with a bit of paper saying #melbourne
18:00 <StrykerX> Exactly
18:00 <gummyb3ar> guys, tell me that strykerX is a regular chat in here? or i will be just showing myself to random people
18:00 <gummyb3ar> i said lets cam instead
18:00 <StrykerX> rofl
19:00 <Serenity> StrykerX is fine
19:00 <gummyb3ar> i will show a paper saying melbourne without have to take pic *Shrug* lazy to do it
19:00 <British^Meat> `r u the power chatter from last week gummyb3ar?
19:00 <gummyb3ar> what is power chatter?
19:00 <Serenity> shes a lesbian apparently bm
20:00 <Serenity> im down for lesbians
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> lesbians where?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> troll… more like it
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> just do a pic
21:00 <TheRiddler> or
21:00 <TheRiddler> a stickcam 
22:00 <TokenDaRing> gummyb3ar is probably Digerati
22:00 <gummyb3ar> what is stickcam
22:00 <StrykerX> LOL
22:00 <TheRiddler> a webcam chatroom
22:00 <gummyb3ar> ok one of you better be a pretty blonde woman
22:00 <gummyb3ar> or i will be just.... *shrug*
22:00 <gummyb3ar> ok lets go to chatavenue
22:00 <Serenity> i dont think stickam works anymore
22:00 <gummyb3ar> go to lesbian chat over there
22:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:00 <gummyb3ar> i'll be there
23:00 <gummyb3ar> on my cam *sigh*
23:00 <fawks> cos uptown funk gonnn give it to ya
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dances*
23:00 <gummyb3ar> i'm there, waiting for you, anyone can go there
23:00 <StrykerX> To quote Family Guy..
23:00 <fawks> Haha
23:00 <StrykerX> ITS A TRAP!
23:00 <fawks> Its so catchy 
23:00 <Serenity> give us a link
23:00 <fawks> Have u seen the guy on the treadmill working out to it kate
24:00 <gummyb3ar> not a trap duh
24:00 <Maurice> That dude was on Ellen
24:00 <fawks> Haha yeah
24:00 <fawks> He's uglier off the treadmill 
24:00 <fawks> Scrawny bastard
24:00 <Maurice> Coz he had a hat on in the first clip
24:00 <fawks> Was disappointed 
24:00 <Maurice> On Ellen he had a bottle of gel in his hair
24:00 <fawks> loll
24:00 <Maurice> Surprised he didn't slip off the treadmill
25:00 <Serenity> i bone bruno mars stupif
25:00 <Serenity> stupid.
25:00 <fawks> Ew
25:00 <fawks> He has an alien face
25:00 <Serenity> ew your face
25:00 <Serenity> hes amazing
25:00 <gummyb3ar> seriously guys?
25:00 <fawks> ur taste in men's sucks
25:00 <fawks> Stick to women
25:00 <Serenity> gummyb3ar no one really cares what you look like tbh
25:00 <gummyb3ar> you are the one who doubt me....... now i'm prooving myself..... none dare
25:00 <Serenity> pff my taste is impecable
26:00 <fawks> You didn't even link us gummycunt
26:00 <gummyb3ar> fawks i said go to chat avenue
26:00 <fawks> How hard is it to link 
26:00 <gummyb3ar> and go to lesbian room, i'm there under the same nickname
26:00 <gummyb3ar> http://www.chat-avenue.com/lesbianchat.html
26:00 <gummyb3ar> thereee
26:00 <TheRiddler> ok I'm on as guest7777
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
27:00 <TheRiddler> send me a cam
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
27:00 <TheRiddler> wb
27:00 <nerdygirl> heya
27:00 <fawks> I'm on my phone so I can't go on
27:00 <fawks> Someone screenshot gummycunt
28:00 <StrykerX> Guest4576
28:00 <fawks> Ty
28:00 <StrykerX> This is one of those retarded chats
28:00 <TheRiddler> some random asked if I wanted to see my tits
28:00 <StrykerX> With 2 billion noises
28:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
28:00 <gummyb3ar> omg
28:00 <fawks> Lol ash
28:00 <fawks> show dem
28:00 <fawks> dem titties
28:00 <TheRiddler> *her
28:00 <fawks> Oh
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <fawks> LOL
28:00 <TheRiddler> sry
28:00 <slinky_J> if yo sox smell raise yo hands yip
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lesbian chat *rolls eyes*
28:00 <slinky_J> *sniff sniff*
29:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with chatting to lesbians
29:00 <fawks> Don't like lesbians k8?
29:00 <slinky_J> lesbians not chatting back!
29:00 <StrykerX> Kaka, it sounds like the freeway in peak hour
29:00 <slinky_J> in sex code
29:00 <slinky_J> naked
29:00 <slinky_J> i wonder what sex is like naked
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, nothing 'wrong' with lesbians or chatting to lesbians 
29:00 <StrykerX> It's pretty cool. Now I know what to load if I'm off work tomorrow
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> not the issue
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> just trolling - was my main point...
30:00 <fawks> Oh
30:00 <gummyb3ar> wait wait
30:00 <Serenity> i dont think it is trolling
30:00 <Serenity> its a real chat
30:00 <gummyb3ar> tech issue
30:00 <StrykerX> I like how there's a guy named Bill in there
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <fawks> I can't see if he's lying or nof
30:00 <StrykerX> Wanting to chat to "females only"
30:00 <fawks> T
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think it is…. sure it's a real chat
30:00 <StrykerX> It's a LESBIAN room
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Serenity> i went there its a real place
30:00 <TheRiddler> we'd like vadality that's all
30:00 <fawks> Validity 
31:00 <Student> who cares about these two, enough room to see other stuff
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, not saying the 'chat' is fake
31:00 <TheRiddler> whatever lol
31:00 <slinky_J> stop fingerbanging ur gf on my couch
31:00 <Serenity> oh great student is back
31:00 <gummyb3ar> wait wait
31:00 <fawks> Its a real chat obv but is hebon can 
31:00 <fawks> He on*
31:00 <gummyb3ar> i said tech prob
31:00 <gummyb3ar> so who gonna see
31:00 <slinky_J> my daughter would have to prove shes a lesbian by letting my wife make out with her gf
31:00 <slinky_J> w3rd!
31:00 <fawks> .
31:00 <fawks> Stahp
31:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler is
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
32:00 <slinky_J> u brake my hart.
32:00 <TheRiddler> there's a girls chat
32:00 <TheRiddler> too
32:00 <gummyb3ar> what
32:00 <gummyb3ar> guys are you fooling me or what lol
32:00 <Serenity> show TheRiddler your cam
32:00 <gummyb3ar> none ask for my cam and i'm already there
32:00 <fawks> lol I love how ash is on cam in a les chat
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> I asked
32:00 <fawks> Best
32:00 <Serenity> whats your name on there gummyb3ar
32:00 <gummyb3ar> whre is riddler
32:00 <gummyb3ar> of course gummybear too
32:00 <TheRiddler> I was guest7777
33:00 <gummyb3ar> who knows
33:00 <gummyb3ar> ok then
33:00 <fawks> Zzz
33:00 <fawks> You're shit
33:00 <fawks> Next
33:00 <xm> TheRiddler, change it to GASHley
33:00 <TheRiddler> I'll try again
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@fawks ^5
34:00 <Serenity> ok gummyb3ar i asked to see your cam
34:00 <Serenity> show me
34:00 <fawks> :P
34:00 <TheRiddler> just ashley would be acceptable lol
34:00 <fawks> Its 12degs here rn
34:00 <fawks> Beautifuls
34:00 <Serenity> yum
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it's chilly here
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> loving it
35:00 <fawks> I'm cocooned in me blankie
35:00 <fawks> Bliss
35:00 <slinky_J> he is so talented
35:00 <slinky_J> moar talented than denzel talentnone
35:00 <StrykerX> Ok
35:00 <StrykerX> gummyb3ar is a chick
35:00 <gummyb3ar> told ya already sigh
35:00 <StrykerX> Video verification
36:00 <fawks> Screenshot pls
36:00 <fawks> Ty
36:00 <Serenity> sif im on ther efor no reason
36:00 <StrykerX> I closed it
36:00 <gummyb3ar> ok whats your name i nthere serenity
36:00 <StrykerX> That fucking noise
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
36:00 <gummyb3ar> you can screenshoot me
36:00 <StrykerX> Was doing my head in
36:00 <Serenity> its serenity
36:00 <Serenity> i messaged you
36:00 <gummyb3ar> ok invite sent
37:00 <Student> nice commentry gummyb3ar
37:00 <Serenity> ok
37:00 <Serenity> its a chick
37:00 <Serenity> shes kinda cute
37:00 <fawks> Yes we know now screenshot pls
37:00 <bee_girl> iP6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37:00 <fawks> Ty
37:00 <StrykerX> fawks is getting all hot n heavy
37:00 <Student> some people say you are cute too, ha ha 
38:00 <gummyb3ar> of course i'm cute, thank you lol
38:00 <Serenity> its shit quality
38:00 <StrykerX> Over the 
38:00 <StrykerX> 'lesbian'
38:00 <StrykerX> :P
38:00 <fawks> I'm rdy 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <gummyb3ar> ok let me restart my pc to get better quality
38:00 <gummyb3ar> because some apps kinda messy right now, be arr bee
38:00 <gummyb3ar> seriously guys better one of you is real blonde woman or all i do is for nothing
39:00 <gummyb3ar> :D
39:00 <Serenity> lol no one here is blonde
39:00 <Serenity> i dont think
39:00 <slinky_J> i am!
39:00 <slinky_J> soo blonde
39:00 <Student> you have hairs?
39:00 <slinky_J> mi nose hairs r golden
39:00 <fawks> I was born blonde then morphed into an arab
39:00 <slinky_J> LOL
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <slinky_J> ^5
40:00 <fawks> I was blonde til like 3 or something 
40:00 <fawks> My eyelashes are still blonde 
40:00 <fawks> ;::'""""(((
40:00 <TheRiddler> oops
40:00 <slinky_J> did u know paris hilton?
40:00 <fawks> Wish I was a hairy leb.. Well
40:00 <Student> easter eggs baby, easter eggs
40:00 <fawks> I wish all my leg hair
40:00 <fawks> Would grow on my face
40:00 <TheRiddler> I went away
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> I kinda looked like a lil maori babeh
40:00 <fawks> So I'd have good thick browz
40:00 <slinky_J> u would look hot with a hitler moustache
40:00 <fawks> Cute k8
40:00 <slinky_J> sah hawt
40:00 <fawks> Lol I have a pic of me
40:00 <fawks> As hitler
40:00 <fawks> My cousin made it
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> cool
40:00 <fawks> The hat and everything
40:00 <fawks> Rofl
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <fawks> Think I wanna sleep now
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah….
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's sleeping kinda snuggle up weather
42:00 <fawks> Oui
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna watch fargo first
43:00 <fawks> I have a vanilla candle lit
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lah de dah
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got a plug in thing :P
43:00 <fawks> And i wanna sleep with it on but I'm worried it'll set me hair on fire as I sleep
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - get a plug in thingie
43:00 <fawks> What plug in thingie
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> glade or ambi pure
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
43:00 <fawks> Like a smell thing
43:00 <fawks> Nah
44:00 <fawks> Its not only the smell I like
44:00 <fawks> I like the flicker of the candle 
44:00 <Serenity> i bet i could get drunk and convince gummybear to show me her snadge
44:00 <gummyb3ar> blah
44:00 <fawks> Ze ambience 
44:00 <gummyb3ar> well ladies and gents
44:00 <fawks> hi show us your bobs
44:00 <fawks> And boobs
44:00 <Serenity> im half lesbian show me your bits
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i will look - 3 seconds
44:00 <gummyb3ar> really fawks? is taht all you want? *shrugs*
44:00 <fawks> lol
44:00 <gummyb3ar> you will what kate?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.fairfieldcare.co.uk/images/lrg/Ambi%20Pur%20Primary.png
45:00 <gummyb3ar> so it is all done, none gonna see me anymore right, i'll out from chat avenue
45:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ease up - i never wanted to look in the first place.
46:00 <gummyb3ar> good all settled
46:00 <gummyb3ar> what about ps4
46:00 <fawks> Yeah I. Know what they are Kate butttt I like candles 
46:00 <fawks> As well as the smell
46:00 <TheRiddler> what about it?
46:00 <fawks> Mmm
46:00 <fawks> Pretty
46:00 <TheRiddler> I have a ps4
46:00 <couleurs> it's a fun game
46:00 <fawks> She's responding to couleurs 
46:00 <fawks> I think
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, buttt you can probably get vanilla something something
46:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not a girl tho
46:00 <slinky_J> its a fun gun!
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <TheRiddler> just a girly guy :p
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then...
47:00 <couleurs> ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
48:00 <TheRiddler> well probably not
48:00 <Serenity> how old ar eyou gummyb3ar
48:00 <gummyb3ar> candles are fun but depend on the occasion
48:00 <couleurs> izzint ironec... dontcha tink
48:00 <gummyb3ar> how old do I look like lol?
49:00 <fawks> I don't need an occasion 
49:00 <fawks> Lol
49:00 <Serenity> i dunno you look young thats why im asking
49:00 <xm> candles are great. for any occasions... baptisms to satanic pentagrams
49:00 <gummyb3ar> *sigh*
49:00 <gummyb3ar> 27
49:00 <Serenity> oh ok thats alright
49:00 <fawks> *sigh*
49:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
49:00 <gummyb3ar> omg 13
49:00 <fawks> Gangnam style
50:00 <fawks> - *sigh*
50:00 <Student> am i born yet? :P
50:00 <gummyb3ar> well somehow when i have a crush on older woman, they think the age thingie is a problem
50:00 <Student> or is that a sample? or introduction?
50:00 <fawks> Unfortunately for us
50:00 <fawks> Yes
50:00 <gummyb3ar> i hate that issue
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <StrykerX> You look young, gummyb3ar
50:00 <StrykerX> Beware of Picard
50:00 <fawks> Zz
50:00 <couleurs> i'm not a woman!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <Student> i always find that question "how old are you" funny 
50:00 <xm> especially if she has piggy tails
50:00 <Student> can reply just about any thing
51:00 <fawks> I'm not a girl
51:00 <fawks> Not yet a woooman
51:00 <fawks> All I neeeeed is tiiime
51:00 <gummyb3ar> well i'm asian so i kinda look young
51:00 <couleurs> briteny smears
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> girl, you'll be a woman soon
51:00 <gummyb3ar> it is the asian gene *shrugs*
51:00 <xm> kekekekindergarten
51:00 <fawks> *types*
52:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
52:00 <Serenity> i watched pulp ficiton yesterday
52:00 <Student> are you trying to say australians look old? gummyb3ar?
52:00 <fawks> Oo asians
52:00 <Serenity> fiction
52:00 <gummyb3ar> not australians but caucasian in general
52:00 <Serenity> if i had to guess gummyb3ar's age i would have said under 20
52:00 <fawks> R u one of xms many gfs
52:00 <fawks> Mingh nguyen
52:00 <gummyb3ar> gee thanks serenity i'm too old to date teenager
53:00 <Serenity> its a compliment to say someone looks young
53:00 <Serenity> isnt it?
53:00 <gummyb3ar> it does thank you
53:00 <ITaL^GuY> unless youre a 10 year old
53:00 <gummyb3ar> but again....... when i have a crush to older woman....... there come the problem
54:00 <Student> age with respect to mental state or the body?
54:00 <Student> or both are same thing?
54:00 <couleurs> Pics
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Student> gummyb3ar what is the problem?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, what's the problem?
55:00 <xm> im an Asian lesbian too.  my grandparents tried to cure it with traditional medicine (e.g. tiger penis) but it just made my lesbian hunger stronger
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <gummyb3ar> well
55:00 <fawks> Lma
55:00 <fawks> K
55:00 <fawks> O*
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> tiger balm works great too
55:00 <fawks> Tiger balm rocks
56:00 <gummyb3ar> i dont know why, but the age gap sometimes do become a problem
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> made from the balm of tigers
56:00 <fawks> Guys do any of you have red lea chicken near you 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> used to
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> shit house btw
56:00 <Serenity> ive been looking at lesbians on tumblr all day
56:00 <fawks> I was CRAVING their hot chips today 
56:00 <Serenity> like. all. day.
56:00 <fawks> W chicken salt
56:00 <Student> gummyb3ar you think there is a relation between skin colour and aging or a person?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh their chips are awesome
56:00 <fawks> Badly 
56:00 <fawks> It rmwinded me of being a kid abd going shopping with mum
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> well that chicken salt
56:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
56:00 <Student> hi Sunbeam
56:00 <fawks> We'd get a bag and just munch as we walked around
57:00 <fawks> Fun times
57:00 <Sunbeam> hi Student :)
57:00 <Student> nice smile Sunbeam, stick with it 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> the potato gems were pretty good too
57:00 <gummyb3ar> i want cheetos now
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh anything deep fried and salted with that chicken salt was amaze balls
57:00 <Sunbeam> i was giving it to you been as tho you don't have one of your own Student lol
58:00 <fawks> Lol kate
58:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
58:00 <fawks> I don't remember trying anything else from there 
58:00 <fawks> Oh except maybe their cooked chickens
58:00 <gummyb3ar> how old are you serenity
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i tried some chicken strips
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> shit
58:00 <TheRiddler> valentines on orange is the new black
58:00 <Serenity> 28
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> really!
58:00 <gummyb3ar> omg
58:00 <Student> Sunbeam i do not have one or i am not showing it to you
58:00 <Student> ?
59:00 <gummyb3ar> when is orange is the new black new season coming out?
59:00 <gummyb3ar> alex will be back in the whole full season!
59:00 <Serenity> june i think
59:00 <TheRiddler> no idea
59:00 <Sunbeam> i'm not seeing it Student
59:00 <gummyb3ar> still long..... 
59:00 <couleurs> let's watch it together girls!!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <gummyb3ar> i love taylor schilling
59:00 <gummyb3ar> game of thrones will be coming out first
00:00 <gummyb3ar> even the new episode of lost girl still hasnt come out
00:00 <Student> Sunbeam did you try highlighting?
00:00 <Student> you are interested in tv shows, nice
00:00 <Sunbeam> highlighting what?
00:00 <fawks> Goodnight turds
00:00 <fawks> Minus kate
00:00 <gummyb3ar> night night
00:00 <fawks> And a few others 
00:00 <Student> did you apply for hogwards ? gummyb3ar?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn fauxy!
01:00 <gummyb3ar> no, i have better magic
01:00 <Student> ok headache , off you go 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need socks!
01:00 <Student> you have magic? wow
01:00 <slinky_J> sox
01:00 <slinky_J> sox r good so u dont feel when u pee on ur feet
01:00 <gummyb3ar> magic or not.. it's all depend on your believe, thats the key
01:00 <slinky_J> where is this key?
02:00 <slinky_J> gimme teh key!
02:00 <slinky_J> "Hand me the keys you fucking cocksucker."
02:00 <TheRiddler> I like nicky n suzanne
02:00 <Student> the kind of magic that talks in the head 
02:00 <gummyb3ar> blah
02:00 <TheRiddler> oops night fawks
02:00 <gummyb3ar> the ladies in greek chatroom gonna kick me out soon
03:00 <gummyb3ar> why they make a rule such as greek languange only in main chat 
03:00 <Student> nice magic gummyb3ar
03:00 <slinky_J> all praise Harry Christ
03:00 <slinky_J> Harry Christ and The Bible of Bullshit
03:00 <gummyb3ar> serenity oi wake up woman
03:00 <Serenity> hi hello
04:00 <gummyb3ar> say something serenity
04:00 <Serenity> but im watching porn
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol suzanne talking to the mop
04:00 <gummyb3ar> what kind of porn?
04:00 <gummyb3ar> girl on girl? 
04:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
04:00 <Serenity> yes
04:00 <gummyb3ar> mop? *shrugs*
04:00 <TheRiddler> crazy eyes
05:00 <gummyb3ar> lol funny, so serenity, where is the closest gay bar in melbourne from the airport
05:00 <gummyb3ar> lol crazy eyes!she is something
05:00 <Serenity> i dont know i dont live in melbourne
05:00 <gummyb3ar> where do you live?
05:00 <gummyb3ar> perth?
06:00 <Student> not very nice to ask in the main 
06:00 <Serenity> yes perth
06:00 <gummyb3ar> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY4EZCUnmnw
06:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: God-des & She - Lick It (uncensored) Views: 244,890   Uploader: mercilessmissus Uploaded:  May 30, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 34 Seconds 
06:00 <gummyb3ar> lovely isnt it, perth is nice, quiet place
07:00 <TheRiddler> shush student
07:00 <doctor> not really quiet anymore
07:00 <gummyb3ar> why? is the shop now open after 6 pm?
07:00 <Serenity> -_-
07:00 <Serenity> fastest growing city in the country
08:00 <TheRiddler> yep
08:00 <gummyb3ar> i just know that
08:00 <gummyb3ar> i thought perth will be the most quiet one in Aussie
08:00 <Student> property values are cheap in Perth 
08:00 <TheRiddler> they changed trading hours
08:00 <gummyb3ar> i know it has lot of university
08:00 <Serenity> no they arent Student
08:00 <Serenity> you fucking idiot
08:00 <gummyb3ar> no, properties in Perth is not cheap
09:00 <TheRiddler> 3 unis with 1km of eachother
09:00 <Student> depends on the financial background, you poor kid
09:00 <TheRiddler> .
09:00 <couleurs> :~)
09:00 <gummyb3ar> lol student. maybe
09:00 <Serenity> no
09:00 <gummyb3ar> i do am a poor one
09:00 <Serenity> its one of those most expensive markets in the country
09:00 <TheRiddler> no they're expensive accross the board
09:00 <loggles> ^
09:00 <Student> in comparison with Sydney , canberra , may be adelaide
09:00 <gummyb3ar> well i dont mind to be taken care of by a rich middle age blonde woman *smuggling*
09:00 <TheRiddler> because of the mining boom in early 2000s
09:00 <Serenity> you have no idea what you are talking about Student
10:00 <gummyb3ar> argghh why is it the mature woman doesnt want me tho
10:00 <Student> women play an important part in your life span gummyb3ar
10:00 <TheRiddler> you dont even live in australia
10:00 <gummyb3ar> my mom is a woman, so i think so
10:00 <gummyb3ar> any gay bar in perth serenity?
10:00 <Serenity> probably
10:00 <TheRiddler> I heard there is
10:00 <Serenity> theres a few im sure
10:00 <Student> one have to live in that area to know common things that are available in books, magzines, internet?
11:00 <gummyb3ar> ummm
12:00 <gummyb3ar> my laptop having problem i guess........ omg
12:00 <gummyb3ar> anyway serenity,,,, you are kidding about you being a woman right?
12:00 <TheRiddler> you should focus on school Student
12:00 <Student> :-/
13:00 <Student> that would be a shortcoming if i focus only on my school 
13:00 <gummyb3ar> school sounds good but
13:00 <gummyb3ar> i kinda lost motivation to be in school again *sigh*
14:00 <Student> not  many lesbians in the school?
14:00 <Serenity> gummyb3ar no i am female. lots of people here know me irl here or have known me long enough to know him female
14:00 <gummyb3ar> no, i just lost motivation
14:00 <gummyb3ar> lol ok serenity, i thought you was fooling arround, i believe you
14:00 <TokenDaRing> gummyb3ar: there are dating sites for gay and lesbian people
14:00 <TheRiddler> oooh
14:00 <TheRiddler> a tribbing scene
14:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe try those?
15:00 <Serenity> dont get excited im married
15:00 <Student> or may be that will enhance the excitment ;)
15:00 <TokenDaRing> gummyb3ar: also there's a few homophobic types on this server
16:00 <gummyb3ar> just because i'm into woman.... again....... i dont just go humping on any woman
16:00 <Serenity> you mean a lot TokenDaRing
16:00 <Serenity> although it only seems to be for men, they seem to be ok with lesbians
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: yeah well
16:00 <TheRiddler> everyone has seen sezz's boobs
16:00 <TheRiddler> :p
16:00 <gummyb3ar> unless it is a very hot blonde tho 
16:00 <Serenity> lol TheRiddler shh
16:00 <TokenDaRing> gummyb3ar: are you not attracted to other asian women?
17:00 <Student> i have not seen her nipples
17:00 <Serenity> i would show you my nipples if you were the last fuckwit on this earth Student
17:00 <StrykerX> She has nice nipples Student
17:00 <StrykerX> Trust me.
17:00 <TheRiddler> start killing Student
17:00 <Serenity> StrykerX's mouth knows
17:00 <Serenity> i mean... ..
17:00 <StrykerX> ;)
18:00 <gummyb3ar> well nipples are okay
18:00 <Student> you don't have any chance Serenity, i will not sign for the torture 
18:00 <gummyb3ar> but it is all depend on the areola for me
18:00 <gummyb3ar> i dislike pepperoni one
18:00 <Serenity> dont flatter yourself Student
18:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt touch you if you begged
18:00 <StrykerX> lollll
18:00 <TheRiddler> mama mia
18:00 <Student> you do not stand any chance Serenity
18:00 <Serenity> i dont think this asshole understands whats being said to him
18:00 <Student> do not push your luck 
19:00 <Student> you are the only one who understands what you say, right direction 
19:00 <Serenity> pretty sure they all know what im saying
19:00 <TokenDaRing> Student: do you like One Direction do you?
20:00 <slinky_J> and anal
20:00 <Student> yes i like on direction, if it is the direction of merit
20:00 <Student> no i do not like analy , sorry slinky_J 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> not what your bf told me 
20:00 <Serenity> i think its cute Student thinks hes in a position to say i dont stand a chance
20:00 <Serenity> hahahah
21:00 <slinky_J> o
21:00 <TokenDaRing> isn't Student another beehhh?
21:00 <slinky_J> i love waking up with my bf analying me
21:00 <Serenity> yep
21:00 <slinky_J> i wonder if jessica chastain has a nice pink pussy
21:00 <slinky_J> seh hott
21:00 <gummyb3ar> well i'm open to anything but anal is kinda...e rm
21:00 <TheRiddler> stand a chance with what?
22:00 <TheRiddler> Kathy0409: any ladys want to date my dad hes 37 widower usa pm if interested
22:00 <Student> Bastardly_One you must be having pot at that time ;)
22:00 <gummyb3ar> omg where did you get that ridler
22:00 <TheRiddler> girls chat lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> on chat avenue
22:00 <Serenity> anal is fun
22:00 <slinky_J> i herd girls chat online
23:00 <slinky_J> and even neked on cam! oh ma glob
23:00 <gummyb3ar> that chat is full of teeanger or fake pedo
23:00 <slinky_J> Serenity r u a girl?
23:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
23:00 <TheRiddler> I noticed
23:00 <slinky_J> couleurs this movie is good!!!!
23:00 <Serenity> im whatever you want me to be
24:00 <slinky_J> A CARE BEAR!
24:00 <couleurs> i'm good
24:00 <gummyb3ar> but lesbian chat has more real woman
24:00 <slinky_J> lion heart care bare
25:00 <slinky_J> lesbians dont have time to chat!
25:00 <slinky_J> LIER!
25:00 <Student> it is fair to turn to other women if one cannot find themselve a REAL man 
25:00 <Student> or may be not 
25:00 <Serenity> you're assuming lesbians wanted a man in the first place
26:00 <Student> after their birth, yes
26:00 <TheRiddler> .
26:00 <Student> but circumstances changes them 
26:00 <ThomasChefferson> i fucked a lesbian once
26:00 <gummyb3ar> well
26:00 <Serenity> no
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: he sounds like a sexist dickhead
26:00 <Serenity> hes a fucking idiot
26:00 <slinky_J> i like to steal eggs from chicks.
26:00 <slinky_J> nom nom
26:00 <gummyb3ar> some gold star lesbian never touch a man at all from the beginning
27:00 <slinky_J> Real Men new tv show starring some hipster plebs
27:00 <Student> Serenity is the only wise specie left on the earth , may be we need to learn from them 
27:00 <slinky_J> that cry all teh time
27:00 <slinky_J> and sometimes eat salad
27:00 <Serenity> student im not the only one here saying youre an idiot
28:00 <TokenDaRing> Student: you are an idiot
28:00 <ThomasChefferson> Student
28:00 <ThomasChefferson> you are an idiot
28:00 <Serenity> :))
28:00 <British^Meat> Student, idiot
28:00 <gummyb3ar> hey BM
28:00 <Student> i am not surprised
28:00 <gummyb3ar> i like british woman to be honest
28:00 <gummyb3ar> they have smexy accent
29:00 <Serenity> i like sexy italian women
29:00 <Serenity> mmm
29:00 <gummyb3ar> and well.... you know.... english woman........ lady on street..... wild on sheet they said....
29:00 <Student> i can expect why many people in the WEED LAND would call me that but i give them benefit of doubt 
29:00 <ThomasChefferson> i like sexy caucasian women
29:00 <TokenDaRing> Student: where are you from?
29:00 <TheRiddler> a scottish redhead
29:00 <Student> Carmella is italian?
29:00 <Serenity> none of us smoke week Student
30:00 <Serenity> youre being called an idiot because you are one
30:00 <gummyb3ar> naah, redhead is rare this day but i like them blonde
30:00 <TheRiddler> that's my prefference
30:00 <Serenity> i dont like blondes
30:00 <ThomasChefferson> i dont care if they are dumb
31:00 <TheRiddler> tho not too scottish like the girl of brave
31:00 <TheRiddler> :p
31:00 <Student> what exaclty is the definition of "idiot" in Australian society?
31:00 <ThomasChefferson> i like the burgandy red colour
31:00 <ThomasChefferson> student = idiot
31:00 <slinky_J> i like alien women
31:00 <Serenity> you
31:00 <slinky_J> my glob so hot
31:00 <ThomasChefferson> fuck this rain off
31:00 <ThomasChefferson> ui cant hear shit
31:00 <Serenity> i love it
31:00 <ThomasChefferson> cyclone coming straight for perth :o
32:00 <slinky_J> heavy rain during autumn is depressing
32:00 <ThomasChefferson> i love the rain
32:00 <ThomasChefferson> i just cant hear the tele
32:00 <Student> ha ha , i could be an example of it not defintion , nice explanation though 
32:00 <Taco> You know whats depressing? The fact you still don't have a job, slinky_J
32:00 <Serenity> http://www.adultshop.com.au/vibrators/g-spot-vibrators/we-vibe-4plus.html
32:00 <ThomasChefferson> well definitively you could be used as an explanation
32:00 <Serenity> buy this for me ThomasChefferson
33:00 <Serenity> ill let you control it once.
33:00 <ThomasChefferson> if people observe your actions
33:00 <Taco> slinky_J, wanna cure depressing feelings? Find something to do.
33:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol sif once
33:00 <Taco> Something other than, threaten peoples children on the Internet
33:00 <Serenity> hahah
33:00 <ThomasChefferson> if im buying that i want 24/7 control lol
33:00 <Serenity> ok ok twice
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Student: where are you from?
34:00 <Student> twice 
34:00 <gummyb3ar> lol serenity
35:00 <Serenity> i think ive had too much internet today
35:00 <TheRiddler> why is there a kids chat
35:00 <TheRiddler> who would let their kids on there
35:00 <gummyb3ar> for kids
35:00 <gummyb3ar> if you are above 13, you are not allowed there
36:00 <ThomasChefferson> haha overdose of internets>
36:00 <gummyb3ar> but again it is stupid really, how do they know if the chatter is really 13 or 60
36:00 <Student> and how to check the age ?
36:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
36:00 <Taco> https://scontent-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/20908_888967954501519_176840402278343736_n.jpg?oh=ac6e575af68485897dc7f1ffd7e6ba60&oe=55E3A9B8
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Student: where are you from?
36:00 <Taco> what an idiet
36:00 <gummyb3ar> serenity, come i'll give you a good massages
36:00 <Student> brb
36:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: are you depressed?
37:00 <Taco> nah slinky_J is just a fuckwit
37:00 <Serenity> LOL you can buy 5 kilo bottles of lube from adult shop
37:00 <Serenity> dafaq
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: handy
37:00 <gummyb3ar> why do you need lubes that's much? to have asome oil wrestling?
38:00 <Taco> I need 5 kilos of lube just to jerk off once
38:00 <TheRiddler> the adult 1 is horrible
38:00 <Serenity> your anus is not self lubricating
38:00 <TheRiddler> it's all spam
39:00 <Bastardly_One> what I don't get is though
40:00 <Bastardly_One> if trannies that get a full vag construction done have the anal tract lubrication the vag
40:00 <Bastardly_One> how you could be right with that statement 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> "ewwww your pussy tastes like shit"
40:00 <Serenity> do you wanna try and write what you said again
40:00 <Serenity> but in first language english
41:00 <Bastardly_One> "oh, if only you knew honey"
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah maybe later ... re: English 
41:00 <Student> ???
42:00 <Student> your Engrish is good man, 
42:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
42:00 <Student> what do you think has jolted you?
42:00 <TheRiddler> I couldn't make sense of any of it
42:00 <couleurs> #YWNWA
42:00 <slinky_J> ymca
42:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Student
43:00 <Student> it is stu not stfu 
43:00 <TheRiddler> .
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Student: where are you from?
44:00 <couleurs> DiScO^STu
44:00 <Student> i am sorry but i am not telling you 
44:00 <Student> Stupid Disco 
45:00 <Serenity> back to tumblr porn
46:00 <Student> old lady is watching the porn, quite interesting 
46:00 <gummyb3ar> Φοβού τους Δαναούς και δώρα φέροντες
47:00 <British^Meat> oh my
47:00 <couleurs> stupid old lady!!!!!!!
47:00 <Serenity> rofl oops
48:00 <Student> that is what happen when you start watching porn 
48:00 <TheRiddler> ..
48:00 <TokenDaRing> Student: where are you from?
48:00 <gummyb3ar> sorry
48:00 <gummyb3ar> i was paste the wrong typing
48:00 <Student> gummyb3ar what were you thinking? :)
48:00 <gummyb3ar> it is supposed to be for the greek lesbian chat
49:00 <TheRiddler> the hispanic girls are making out
49:00 <TheRiddler> the dumb ones
50:00 <gummyb3ar> which one riddler
50:00 <gummyb3ar> are you still in chat avenue lol?
51:00 <TheRiddler> the ones with the makeup
51:00 <TheRiddler> in orange is the new black
51:00 <TheRiddler> nope I'm not
51:00 <ThomasChefferson> tublr pr0n
51:00 <ThomasChefferson> tumblr*
52:00 <Serenity> yes
52:00 <gummyb3ar> ooh yeah that latina one
53:00 <gummyb3ar> she is pretty but i'm so into the main character, blonde one
54:00 <Maurice> Piper
54:00 <gummyb3ar> piper and alex. yum
55:00 <gummyb3ar> cant wait for their scene
55:00 <Student> then do not wait 
55:00 <Serenity> id fuck alex stupid
55:00 <TheRiddler> http://41.media.tumblr.com/68b8b2f902dd49996ebb4d0daf3dd53a/tumblr_nkqx1kpdVb1rlddepo1_1280.png
56:00 <Student> gummyb3ar what is the complete name of alex?
57:00 <TheRiddler> nob
57:00 <gummyb3ar> alex chapman?
57:00 <TheRiddler> alex vause
57:00 <gummyb3ar> opps it is piper chapman and alex vausse sorry
57:00 <gummyb3ar> and by the way riddler........ that's my kinda of woman!
57:00 <gummyb3ar> i will sell one of my kidney to get that kind of blonde
58:00 <Student> wait a minute, let me check alex vausse
58:00 <gummyb3ar> i'm more into piper tho
58:00 <gummyb3ar> riddler, will be perfect if she has dimple and pink nipples
59:00 <couleurs> #YWAWA
00:00 <partay> *Do not ask to buy users panties 
00:00 <partay> lolwut
01:00 <Student> piper is skinny 
01:00 <gummyb3ar> love her, she is pretty attractive blonde
01:00 <gummyb3ar> well i dont mind bigger woman either
02:00 <TheRiddler> http://36.media.tumblr.com/7790872b70a4bc5e82eabfeb257d03a8/tumblr_nfg5zsXDbs1suvylso1_500.jpg
02:00 <Student> i would like skinny face, but like the rest of body to be more healthier 
02:00 <partay> TheRiddler thank you 
02:00 <gummyb3ar> yikes riddler
02:00 <gummyb3ar> first it look like fake boobs
02:00 <gummyb3ar> second........ i'm not into teenager
02:00 <gummyb3ar> i love them mature woman lol
03:00 <TokenDaRing> gummyb3ar: how mature is mature?
03:00 <Student> i would prefer educated over mature 
04:00 <TheRiddler> http://41.media.tumblr.com/2e1876d97ab8df882af5858b6bd1ee57/tumblr_nhq596mxon1u6i9i4o1_1280.jpg
05:00 <partay> TheRiddler bit old
05:00 <gummyb3ar> thats it th winner riddler!
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <gummyb3ar> well do you have the "bigger" woman?with more meat,not really that shaped up
06:00 <British^Meat> heh meat
06:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
06:00 <Student> what is wrong with the meat? :P
07:00 <gummyb3ar> nothing wrong, i dont mind more meat
08:00 <Student> i would say , more meat on the right places
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> righto
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> next you are going to say its all about dat bass
09:00 <gummyb3ar> mature woman tho....
09:00 <gummyb3ar> of course big booty is in trend now
09:00 <TheRiddler> http://40.media.tumblr.com/538cf1d4b8455a9ce723afe5af6a9f83/tumblr_nedolbGuFt1spshdxo1_1280.jpg
09:00 <gummyb3ar> eat more woman!i like to feed my woman
10:00 <TheRiddler> http://41.media.tumblr.com/2638075ffcb6365db8aba3216ee64ff0/tumblr_ngjnw3GyqK1scnmqoo1_500.jpg
10:00 <slinky_J> eat more wombat
10:00 <gummyb3ar> too good to be in reality riddler
10:00 <gummyb3ar> now thats my woman!
10:00 <gummyb3ar> sexy madam *gigles*
11:00 <TheRiddler> http://40.media.tumblr.com/78dd7d014e8f022e00c1f33a59f6b202/tumblr_ngjnx7kvvL1scnmqoo1_500.jpg
11:00 <gummyb3ar> yum, but thats too much lol, ok no more
11:00 <TokenDaRing> gummyb3ar: how old do you define mature?
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <gummyb3ar> above 30
14:00 <Student> i like the way he is asking questions
17:00 <TheRiddler> this 1 is animooted with dick
17:00 <TheRiddler> http://33.media.tumblr.com/1d9d9056508319fc7516dd456f49f36a/tumblr_ncqm3gMGwS1sud10fo1_400.gif
19:00 <gummyb3ar> not really the fans of those stick
20:00 <TheRiddler> http://38.media.tumblr.com/9cba32fce3e6f73a02a2ee034563eee6/tumblr_nbs943Xku41tz5s5xo1_250.gif
21:00 <gummyb3ar> bwahaha riddler you search too much porn already
21:00 <Student> man will be man 
23:00 <TheRiddler> http://40.media.tumblr.com/d98ff508e055a3a5a232e819cefcaf4c/tumblr_n9htm5PIFd1qbdfizo1_1280.jpg
23:00 <TheRiddler> last 1
25:00 <gummyb3ar> she look like greek goddes *sigh* feel sad again
25:00 <gummyb3ar> greek ladies! whyy
25:00 <couleurs> i'm a green lady
26:00 <TheRiddler> you're irish?
26:00 <TheRiddler> :p
30:00 <gummyb3ar> couleurs if only you are 30
30:00 <gummyb3ar> irish lady is pretty
31:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))))
31:00 <gummyb3ar> i dont do kids tho
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <Student> very funny gummyb3ar
33:00 <TheRiddler> my co-ordinator is a blonde irish
33:00 <TheRiddler> wb nerdygirl
33:00 <TheRiddler> are you blonde?
34:00 <nerdygirl> nope, ginger 
34:00 <TheRiddler> cool
34:00 <gummyb3ar> just because i'm into blonde, doesnt mean i hump on any random blonde
34:00 <TheRiddler> ginger's are hot :p
34:00 <TheRiddler> gingers*
34:00 <nerdygirl> good to know 
35:00 <TokenDaRing> gummyb3ar: so do you like 50 year olds?
35:00 <TheRiddler> http://gsp.org.au/images/p1000630-28229.jpg
36:00 <gummyb3ar> well age doesnt matter
37:00 <gummyb3ar> i love granny, they bake the best cookies
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <Student> gummyb3ar how do you like the interview?
37:00 <gummyb3ar> but those older woman will not allow me to go closer and approach them
39:00 <gummyb3ar> i dont know why age does matter
39:00 <gummyb3ar> well if you know any mature blonde who is originaly gay, hook me up riddler lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol ok
40:00 <slinky_J> The Many Penises of Penis Hands!
40:00 <TokenDaRing> gummyb3ar: there's a lot of gay women in Brisbane
42:00 <gummyb3ar> do they have smexy aussie accent and blonde hair?
47:00 <gummyb3ar> oi B1
47:00 <Student> oui :)
48:00 <slinky_J> O_o
52:00 <TheRiddler> need to start on grimm
56:00 <gummyb3ar> no ladies in here
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> plenty of biatches tho
57:00 <TheRiddler> dishonered is on ps+ this month
58:00 <TheRiddler> ps+ games come out later tonight or tomorrow sometime
59:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
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