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00:05:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/34643md.jpg
00:06:00 <beehhh> flying with Airbus320 on thesea
00:07:00 <beehhh> tell me how am i suppose to live without you, tell me how do i suppose to carry on
00:08:00 <beehhh> entering into Melbourne, tullamarine airport
00:11:00 <TheRiddler> quick call the police to arrest beehhh
00:14:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler: just tell them an anti australian extremist is on board
00:14:00 <TokenDaRing> they'll go for that
00:16:00 <Taco> Queensland Police will send a homosexual officer to deal with you, because you're a gay cunt.
00:16:00 <Taco> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-10/qps-refuses-to-apologise-over-abor-roster-note/6383466
00:30:00 <simba> stfu Taco
00:40:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2r619n6.jpg
00:42:00 <Taco> hi simba epal ^_^
00:43:00 <beehhh> http://intl.rakuten-static.com/t/93215be0-47b0-11e3-9512-005056ae653c/20131112/fe62a60c-ab34-4800-9160-7356266b54b3.jpg
00:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey DR - sup lady?
00:56:00 <TheRiddler> have you seen grimm katatonic_kate01?
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, he is in bed next to me
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> want me to pass a message on?
00:56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:56:00 <TheRiddler> I mean the tv show
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> who the fuck is grimm
00:57:00 <TheRiddler> not the user
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh tv show
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> no lame
00:57:00 <TheRiddler> sif lame
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> sifn't
01:11:00 <romeo> diazepam in the house
01:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> go have a nice nap
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> illegal drugs too expensive for you now?
01:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> irrelevant really
01:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew take some valium and go hang on irc - got razor blades too?
01:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL - ah, i'm such a cunt *bows*
01:15:00 <TheRiddler> he left
01:15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
01:19:00 <TheRiddler> google has a game on their homepage
01:19:00 <TheRiddler> celebrating the pony express
01:20:00 <TheRiddler> their games are always entertaining
01:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastic
01:29:00 <TheRiddler> tell me my star sign
01:29:00 <TheRiddler> horoscope even
01:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> look it up
01:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> google will tell you
01:30:00 <TheRiddler> but we have Aquarius here :p
01:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you're the riddler
01:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> go figure eh
01:31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> when were you born
01:33:00 <TheRiddler> december
01:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> what date
01:33:00 <TheRiddler> I'm a saggitarius
01:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> well there ya go
01:33:00 <TheRiddler> sagittarius*
01:34:00 <gummyb3ar> hi aussie
01:34:00 <TheRiddler> hai gummyb3ar
01:34:00 <gummyb3ar> hey mate
01:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you into meth labs gummy bear?
01:34:00 <gummyb3ar> ummm will it give me lot of money if i join in
01:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
01:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> never mind.
01:35:00 <TheRiddler> you'll be topless with other topless women
01:35:00 <TheRiddler> :p
01:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> winning
01:36:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure why they're always topless
01:36:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait
01:36:00 <gummyb3ar> i want money
01:36:00 <TheRiddler> so they cant steal any
01:36:00 <gummyb3ar> like $$$$$
01:37:00 <gummyb3ar> but then i have no idea what the money for eh, such a life
01:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
01:38:00 <gummyb3ar> anyway i like topless
01:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome
01:38:00 <gummyb3ar> or full nudity, be nude, be natural, support nudism! less laundry to do
01:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya - totes
01:40:00 <gummyb3ar> right!
01:40:00 <gummyb3ar> one of my crush in the past is a hot blonde, a super duper hot blonde with green eyes and she is into nudism, yoga, vegetarian and buddhism
01:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's awesome
01:41:00 <gummyb3ar> she is into a dude this day
01:42:00 <gummyb3ar> also she denied to know me lol..... such of internet fling
01:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> crying shame for you then
01:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> deems the breaks when you fuck peeps from the net, i guess
01:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> dems*
01:43:00 <gummyb3ar> well but
01:43:00 <gummyb3ar> my philippines friend was such a player and dont believe in relationship but now she is married to her beloved wife who she met on internet and they live together in usa now
01:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> cool bananas
01:44:00 <gummyb3ar> one in million case eh, that's rare but it still can happen
01:45:00 <TheRiddler> yep
01:46:00 <gummyb3ar> anywho so how is aussie this day
01:46:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
01:47:00 <TheRiddler> about to goto bed
01:54:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
02:03:00 <Aquarius> hehe
02:03:00 <Aquarius> I be here!
02:04:00 <Aquarius> dunno why my client disconnected earlier, weird.
02:07:00 <Excast> hullo
04:13:00 <AzzA> .j sydney
04:37:00 <nate> slinky_J how are u dis morning
05:03:00 <slinky_J> nate
08:50:00 <milk> morning all
10:47:00 <Floss> quiet
10:57:00 <Blarp> yup
12:04:00 <Floss> so abbot is renting kirribilli house to his daughter for $250 a week
12:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
12:59:00 <Skirmish> The lovely Kate has returned.
12:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai :D
12:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup handsome?
13:00:00 <Skirmish> nomuch
13:00:00 <Skirmish> Waiting for my tafe stuff to unlock.
13:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> cool bananas…
13:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm outside watching the child play with other peeps in the hood
13:01:00 <Skirmish> My kid woke up at 11am and is on the Playstation chatting to his mates.
13:01:00 <Skirmish> Ah to be a teenager again.
13:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
13:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> when do school holidays finish?
13:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've got another friken essay shortly after we return….
13:02:00 <Skirmish> He goes home to his mum on Thursday for soccer training.
13:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah...
13:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> so next week...
13:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> they go back?
13:03:00 <Skirmish> This is the last week of school hols. Usually it goes back on the Tuesday yeah?
13:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet!
13:03:00 <Skirmish> Teachers always wanting a pupil free day.
13:03:00 <Floss> lol chatting on the playstation
13:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> I could check it up…. but meh, i'll stress if i see dates lol
13:03:00 <Floss> we are now the old people that use computers and irc
13:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… sad huh
13:03:00 <Serenity> kkaatess
13:03:00 <Serenity> skirmdawg
13:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenitttttttttty!
13:04:00 <Floss> serenititty
13:04:00 <Skirmish> What's doin sugartits?
13:04:00 <Skirmish> What's doin Serenity*
13:04:00 <Serenity> im in bed :/
13:05:00 <Serenity> its so warm
13:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww netflix
13:05:00 <Skirmish> I shouldn't say sugartits .... people won't know who I am talking to.
13:05:00 <Skirmish> Netflix is addictive.
13:05:00 <Serenity> im also partially nude
13:05:00 <Skirmish> Pics or you're a filthy liar.
13:05:00 <Serenity> hahaha
13:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow!
13:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there fauxy
13:06:00 <fawks> Hello everybodeh
13:06:00 <Serenity> i sent u a snap
13:07:00 <Serenity> lol
13:07:00 <fawks> SEND ME A SNAP
13:07:00 <fawks> u whorebag
13:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you snap chat whores
13:07:00 <Serenity> i dont even have you on snapchat
13:07:00 <fawks> lolll
13:07:00 <Floss> there is a cat staring at me talking shit
13:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i'm kate moss
13:07:00 <fawks> Hot
13:08:00 <fawks> k8mossm8
13:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know right, *hair flicks*
13:08:00 <Floss> which eye do i look at
13:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> left
13:08:00 <Floss> are you looking at me or the bookshelf
13:08:00 <Floss> lol
13:08:00 <fawks> .
13:08:00 <fawks> R u nuts
13:08:00 <fawks> lol
13:08:00 <Serenity> there is also a cat under the covers with me
13:08:00 <Serenity> its weird
13:08:00 <fawks> Sez I expect a snap in the next minute
13:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:08:00 <fawks> Or I'm going to fart directly into your ear
13:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lovely!
13:08:00 <Floss> ive moved into a house owned by a cat
13:08:00 <fawks> ;D
13:09:00 <Floss> shes a princess
13:09:00 <Skirmish> I think all you ladies should add me to snapchat and send me pics when you're naked or partially naked.
13:09:00 <fawks> I think you should k my a
13:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think you should get some cock shots happening
13:09:00 <Floss> i dont know how to do snapchat
13:09:00 <slinky_J> lols
13:10:00 <slinky_J> but ye know how to get nekid rite?
13:10:00 <fawks> Nope I shower in a hazmat suit
13:10:00 <Floss> :/
13:10:00 <Skirmish> You've completely ruined it for me slinky_J. Thanks bro.
13:11:00 <Serenity> lol
13:11:00 <Floss> buzz killington
13:11:00 <fawks> Relax skirmish I don't think you had a chance to begin with
13:11:00 <fawks> Lol
13:11:00 <Serenity> did u get that
13:11:00 <fawks> Holt shit
13:12:00 <fawks> hng
13:12:00 <fawks> Had to turn my phone aroydh cos I was like WHAT IS THIS A COCONUT TREE
13:12:00 <Serenity> just flabbing around all nude
13:12:00 <Serenity> with a fan on
13:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt - embrace it!
13:13:00 <fawks> Is it hot there
13:13:00 <Serenity> nope
13:13:00 <Floss> are you guys getting heaps of rain serenity
13:13:00 <Serenity> its cold
13:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> #effyourbeautystandards
13:13:00 <Serenity> i can't hear rain
13:13:00 <Floss> it hasnt stopped here for the last few days
13:13:00 <Skirmish> I didn't use all my seconds up on Serenity's pic because I revisit it later ;)
13:13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:14:00 <fawks> Wut
13:14:00 <Floss> spank bank
13:14:00 <fawks> The seconds keep playing when yoy close it
13:14:00 <fawks> lol
13:14:00 <fawks> Awks
13:14:00 <fawks> Old people and snapchat
13:14:00 <fawks> Tsk
13:14:00 <Skirmish> Mine only count down the seconds if I have the pic open.
13:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i've decided that i'll need to have another child to entertain the other child
13:14:00 <Floss> so do you just take turns taking pictures?
13:15:00 <Serenity> yes do it kate
13:15:00 <fawks> If u have the replay box ticked u can replay it once again
13:15:00 <fawks> Just once tho
13:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is playing with some other kids atm and i;m loving it
13:15:00 <Serenity> look i just use snap chat to send nudes
13:15:00 <Serenity> mostly
13:15:00 <fawks> I use it to stalk beauty vloggers
13:15:00 <Floss> look officer
13:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love beauty bloggers
13:15:00 <fawks> Get snapchat!
13:16:00 <fawks> I'll give you their user name s
13:16:00 <fawks> Lol
13:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> and instagram
13:16:00 <fawks> There's one annoying cunt
13:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> and pininterest
13:16:00 <fawks> Amrezy
13:16:00 <fawks> I wanna vomit on her face
13:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:16:00 <fawks> Her top lip doesn't move when she speaks
13:16:00 <fawks> Its so plastic
13:16:00 <Serenity> ...
13:16:00 <fawks> Makes me feel sick
13:16:00 <fawks> Plssss follow her sez just to see
13:16:00 <fawks> Ans unfollow if u want
13:16:00 <Floss> oh good grief those HD Brows people are insisting on doing in pinterest....
13:17:00 <fawks> L
13:17:00 <fawks> Lol*
13:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love that aussie chick who is a bit bogan
13:17:00 <Floss> i was asked to do them on a girl for the ball
13:17:00 <fawks> Brittney lee Saunders!
13:17:00 <Floss> theyre awful
13:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh love her!!!
13:17:00 <fawks> Same
13:17:00 <fawks> She rocks
13:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
13:17:00 <fawks> She's in Bali rn
13:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
13:17:00 <fawks> < stalker
13:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder how much she makes from youtube
13:17:00 <fawks> idk but she has a really nice place now
13:17:00 <fawks> So I'm assuming a bit
13:18:00 <fawks> Lol
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice, noice
13:18:00 <fawks> U know jaclyn hill?
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> the child watches these surprise egg videos
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMFG
13:18:00 <fawks> Her place is is amaze :/
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> millions of views
13:18:00 <fawks> Lol aw
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm i'd have to check n' see
13:18:00 <fawks> My sister isnobsessed with youtube
13:18:00 <fawks> she watched peppa pig abd hello kitty
13:18:00 <fawks> LOL
13:18:00 <fawks> watches*
13:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the child watches surprise eggs all the fucking time
13:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> and toy unboxing videos
13:19:00 <fawks> Lolll so cute
13:19:00 <fawks> I found the most boring channel the other day
13:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> like she is a poor child who has never had a toy in her life
13:19:00 <fawks> But she might like it
13:19:00 <fawks> Hang
13:20:00 <slinky_J> ten
13:20:00 <slinky_J> bra
13:20:00 <Serenity> sending nipple shots to my own husband on snappers haha
13:20:00 <Serenity> rebel
13:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:20:00 <slinky_J> fap
13:21:00 <Skirmish> That is a bit rough on him.
13:21:00 <Floss> mine wont get the pics till he finishes work it sucks
13:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice! I should do that to the hubby - he is facilitating some training course today…
13:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> will totes put him at ease LOL
13:21:00 <Serenity> why rough?
13:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> muhahah ha haw
13:22:00 <Skirmish> At work is the last place you want to be aroused.
13:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> muhahah
13:22:00 <Serenity> yeah but i get banned good and proper when he geta home
13:23:00 <Serenity> er banged
13:23:00 <Floss> lol banned
13:23:00 <Serenity> fkn phone
13:23:00 <Skirmish> lol
13:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:23:00 <Floss> GO TO YOUR ROOM
13:23:00 <Serenity> lol
13:24:00 <Floss> its funny to think of them stuck sitting down to hide an erection
13:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
13:24:00 <fawks> Fuck
13:24:00 <Floss> rofl
13:24:00 <fawks> I just spent 5 mins watching before realising I was hypnotised
13:24:00 <fawks> So mesmerising
13:24:00 <Floss> i can hide horniness and you cant ner ner
13:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no
13:24:00 <fawks> https://youtu.be/7OHMqdMpsj8
13:24:00 <fawks> HOW DOES THIS HAVE 40000000000 VIEWS
13:24:00 <fawks> die
13:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
13:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't do it
13:25:00 <fawks> Also that's not the channel but I can't find it.. The other one has like
13:25:00 <fawks> Little playdough balls
13:25:00 <fawks> Ans she opens them
13:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is one chick and she annoys the fuck out of me
13:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> her voice is so fucking annoying
13:25:00 <fawks> And there is a little toy inside
13:25:00 <fawks> EVERY VIDEO
13:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
13:25:00 <fawks> and eaxhxone has like 3939383838. Views
13:25:00 <fawks> How much money they fuckinf make from thay shit
13:25:00 <fawks> Jwrks
13:25:00 <Floss> it goes for a goddam hour
13:25:00 <fawks> I know wwww
13:26:00 <fawks> :'(
13:26:00 <Floss> if i watched it once id prob use all the fucking badwidth and get grounded
13:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> they would make a fuck load of money too
13:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> because every kid under 5 views it 8976890 times
13:29:00 <Floss> lol in between minecraft vids
13:30:00 <fawks> Wtf
13:30:00 <fawks> I'm still warchijf
13:30:00 <fawks> Kill me
13:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the child hasn't got into mine craft yet
13:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux stop now!
13:30:00 <fawks> I cringe so hard when they mix colours together
13:30:00 <Floss> serenity my husband got me a creeper key chain for my car keys :/
13:30:00 <fawks> YOU KNOW HOW HARD ITS GOING TO BE TO SEPARATE THEM NOW
13:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:30:00 <fawks> :'(
13:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> they mash them up
13:30:00 <Floss> lol
13:30:00 <Serenity> lol cool
13:31:00 <Floss> kids think im cooooooooool
13:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then they do play dough surprise eggs… and like wrap play dough around the fucking plastic egg
13:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
13:31:00 <fawks> lmao
13:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is a creeper?
13:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> zombie?
13:31:00 <Floss> a green thing from minecraft
13:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'd be cool
13:31:00 <fawks> Oh
13:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:31:00 <Floss> he gives it to me and goes "look IT CREEPS ASWELL!!! :D:D:D"
13:32:00 <Floss> moves the little legs
13:32:00 <Floss> hes so fucking enamoured with it
13:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> too cute
13:32:00 <Floss> i feel like i shouldve got an acrod sticker with the marriage certificate
13:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
13:32:00 <Floss> i feel cheated
13:32:00 <Floss> :/
13:33:00 <Serenity> i have minecraft plushies
13:33:00 <Floss> omg yes they are 15 bucks at kmart so he wasnt allowed
13:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know what i hate
13:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> palace pets
13:33:00 <Floss> i really would like a creeper one for the dog to play with
13:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking plastic cats and dogs that go with disney princesses
13:33:00 <Floss> it would look mad to see her piss bolt along the beach with a creeper in her mouth
13:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
13:34:00 <Skirmish> :( Why are you being so mean to me faux?
13:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
13:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> chin up
13:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'll be ok
13:35:00 <Serenity> cause she's a bitch face
13:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> if he whinges, its all your fault floss!
13:39:00 <Floss> :D
13:40:00 <fawks> Wow
13:40:00 <fawks> I may or may not still be watching
13:41:00 <Floss> rofl
13:41:00 <fawks> I wanted to see what he was making
13:41:00 <Floss> skip the the end
13:41:00 <fawks> And it wasn't even that great
13:41:00 <fawks> Nah they're little mini clips throughout
13:41:00 <fawks> They make like 3937383 diff things
13:41:00 <fawks> Wow
13:41:00 <fawks> I actually know this
13:41:00 <Floss> i might make a polony and sauce sammich for lunch
13:41:00 <fawks> :|
13:42:00 <fawks> The fuck is polony
13:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
13:42:00 <Floss> kind of like frankfurt
13:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh eww
13:42:00 <Floss> but bigger
13:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it devon?
13:42:00 <Floss> and u eat it cold and really thin
13:42:00 <fawks> Just googled
13:42:00 <fawks> Its devon
13:42:00 <fawks> Where r u from lol
13:42:00 <fawks> Polony
13:42:00 <fawks> Wuuut
13:42:00 <Floss> the deep south
13:42:00 <Floss> lol
13:43:00 <Floss> polony and grits
13:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit!
13:43:00 <fawks> Idk what grits are
13:43:00 <fawks> Hey sound medican
13:43:00 <fawks> Mexican
13:43:00 <fawks> Mexicunt
13:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
13:44:00 <Floss> theres a mexican restaruant opened up near where i live, i went past it.. its just some randoms house with a sign out the fron that says MEXICAN-->
13:44:00 <Floss> gut instinct says dont go in
13:44:00 <Serenity> mehhh i just got out of bed
13:44:00 <Serenity> i want to go back
13:45:00 <Floss> go back
13:45:00 <Floss> take the day
13:45:00 <Mew> girls raised in the south
13:45:00 <Serenity> i cant now the small people have seen me up
13:45:00 <Floss> oh bugger
13:45:00 <Floss> give em some polony and go back to bed lol
13:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna go to the deep south
13:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat fried chicken and watermelon
13:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the fan myself in a church
13:46:00 <Floss> and collared greens
13:46:00 <Floss> and cat fish
13:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and voodoo!
13:47:00 <Floss> BABY GURL YO ASS NEEDS JESUS!
13:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just wanna be like, oh momma's do damn hawt' - fans myself
13:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> get me some iced tea honey child
13:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> so
13:48:00 <Skirmish> Start calling your daughter Honey boo boo.
13:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll go one day….
13:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha my friends already do
13:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> honey boo boo child
13:48:00 <Skirmish> Then she can start calling you the Coupon Queen.
13:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's the mum's name
13:48:00 <Skirmish> I think her surname is Hut.
13:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
13:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> mumma june!
13:49:00 <Mew> lmao
13:49:00 <Mew> Jabba?
13:49:00 <Skirmish> Cousin.
13:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:49:00 <Skirmish> They all look the same.
13:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> the food she makes is fucking feral
13:50:00 <Skirmish> You don't get a fantastic figure like she has by cooking mainstream meals.
13:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wAsIs76MaI
13:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao @ blast chill
13:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn't eat that shit, if you paid me
13:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate eggs and tuna
13:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> *gags*
13:55:00 <fawks> LOL WTF
13:55:00 <fawks> THE I ce
13:55:00 <fawks> Ice
13:55:00 <fawks> Lmaooo
13:55:00 <fawks> Ice is so unnecessary and THAT MUCH ICE WTF
13:56:00 <fawks> that cream of chicken shit looks feral
13:56:00 <fawks> Ewww
13:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
13:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> FERAL
13:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was gagging
13:57:00 <Floss> SKETTI AND BUTTER
13:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao!!!!!!!!
13:58:00 <Floss> she looks like a thumb
13:58:00 <Skirmish> I find peeling boiled eggs is easier if they are still a little warm.
13:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i find not touching them at all is the best
13:59:00 <Floss> i like curried egg
14:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just read fart
14:00:00 <Floss> i like to fart also :D
14:00:00 <Floss> its like a rectal massage
14:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol ok mumma june
14:01:00 <fawks> Yuck I still can't get over it lmao
14:01:00 <Floss> COZ IM SASSY, CHILD!
14:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol sassy!
14:01:00 <fawks> Arnt u supposed to cook that cream of cunt shit
14:01:00 <fawks> She just threw it in
14:02:00 <fawks> AINT NO FANCY GARNISHES HERE
14:02:00 <fawks> no shit cos some herbs might actually be good for you
14:02:00 <fawks> Golly
14:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:02:00 <Floss> lol
14:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> something NOT in a can
14:02:00 <Floss> is butter a herb!
14:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:02:00 <Floss> WE USE HERBS, CHILD!
14:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes honey child
14:03:00 <Floss> honey buns
14:03:00 <Skirmish> Look at all you jealous people. Mama June is a star!
14:03:00 <Skirmish> +
14:03:00 <Skirmish> Ignore the + dunno what happened there.
14:04:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:06:00 <Serenity> she makes me feel ill
14:08:00 <Floss> hasnt she supposedly lost weight
14:08:00 <Serenity> she could lose all her weight nothing will fix that head
14:09:00 <psYbR> rofl
14:09:00 <Floss> lol the gif where shes dancing is great
14:09:00 <fawks> YUUUUCCCK
14:09:00 <fawks> https://youtu.be/66QXkqal1fo
14:09:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cooking with June recipes #1 & #2 Views: 48,232 Uploader: Ghost0Stalker420 Uploaded: Published on Aug 18, 2013 Duration: 4 Minutes 55 Seconds
14:09:00 <fawks> This is so bad omg
14:09:00 <fawks> The way she sneezes and and sniffles and burps and fuck
14:09:00 <fawks> She's like an aninal
14:09:00 <fawks> Animal
14:10:00 <fawks> Blow your fucking nose you rank pig
14:10:00 <Serenity> no shit
14:10:00 <Serenity> yuck
14:11:00 <fawks> Those meals are like
14:11:00 <fawks> ..
14:11:00 <Serenity> povo spec
14:11:00 <Serenity> lol
14:11:00 <fawks> Shit u wouldn't even feed your dog#
14:11:00 <fawks> Seriousl6
14:11:00 <fawks> Yuck man
14:11:00 <Serenity> why is she putting butter on her rice
14:11:00 <fawks> She put SO much butter in the rice
14:11:00 <fawks> lmaoo
14:11:00 <Serenity> is that something people do?
14:11:00 <Serenity> ive never done that
14:11:00 <fawks> "Mo butter mo better"
14:11:00 <fawks> Yeah I've never heard of that
14:11:00 <Serenity> shes using a plastic fork!!!
14:12:00 <Serenity> lol wtf
14:12:00 <fawks> Maybe its a southerbthing
14:12:00 <fawks> Yeah she said she doesn't like cleaning up
14:12:00 <Serenity> like rice hasnt got enough calories
14:12:00 <Serenity> you have to go and put half a slab of butter in
14:12:00 <ShadowLurker> u use butter to microwave rice to make it moist
14:12:00 <ShadowLurker> thats all it should ever be used for good rice wont need it
14:13:00 <Serenity> shes not microwaving it though
14:13:00 <ShadowLurker> yuk
14:13:00 <Serenity> omg fawks
14:13:00 <Serenity> did she wash her hands after that sneezing snorlax fit?
14:14:00 <Floss> i dont wanna watch it ill vomit
14:14:00 <Serenity> shes a revolting pog
14:15:00 <fawks> Yeah but maybe like a tablespoon.
14:15:00 <fawks> In the microwave
14:15:00 <fawks> She put half the tub
14:15:00 <fawks> Lmao
14:15:00 <fawks> :'(
14:15:00 <fawks> So gross
14:15:00 <Serenity> yeah a tablespoon while its cooking yeah?
14:15:00 <Serenity> she put it in after.. then syphoned it into her gullet
14:16:00 <Floss> if she lost a foot do the diabeetus she could always slather some butter on it with som sketti and feed it to her piglet children
14:16:00 <Floss> to*
14:17:00 <Serenity> i hate that fucking honey boo boo kid
14:17:00 <Serenity> like i really hate her
14:18:00 <Serenity> i hate 'sassy' children
14:19:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFTaiWInZ44
14:19:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tim and Eric - The Universe + Extanded Scenes (Complete) Views: 1,522,234 Uploader: deepzero123 Uploaded: Published on Sep 4, 2013 Duration: 6 Minutes 54 Seconds
14:19:00 <Floss> i have a sassy 3 yr old around me on a regular basis, my palms get so fucking itchy but im not allowed to discipline
14:19:00 <slinky_J> watch this Serenity
14:19:00 <slinky_J> lolllzzz
14:20:00 <Serenity> im watching a movie now
14:20:00 <slinky_J> oer what movie
14:20:00 <slinky_J> question merk
14:20:00 <Serenity> apartment 143
14:21:00 <slinky_J> havent heard of it, is it good?
14:21:00 <Skirmish> It's the 'Fuck off slinky_J I am watching a movie' movie.
14:21:00 <Serenity> i dunno im like 10 minutes in lol
14:21:00 <slinky_J> yeah but she said it the nice way
14:21:00 <Serenity> its meant to be scary
14:21:00 <slinky_J> Do you like scary movies Serenity?
14:21:00 <slinky_J> ehehe
14:22:00 <Floss> hey serenity are you still studying?
14:23:00 <Skirmish> Fucking hell you guys she said she was watching a movie ...
14:23:00 <ShadowLurker> ikr
14:23:00 <Serenity> yes floss i am, but im on break for this study period
14:24:00 <Floss> aahh ok hope its going well for ya
14:24:00 <AzzA> what are you studying Serenity?
14:24:00 <Skirmish> ....
14:25:00 <Serenity> psychology
14:25:00 <AzzA> You just using study to stay at home and claim an income!!!
14:25:00 <AzzA> lol
14:25:00 <AzzA> ohh
14:25:00 <AzzA> my
14:25:00 <AzzA> who do i sound like now
14:26:00 <Serenity> i dunno, but i wish i was getting an income from it lol
14:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:26:00 <AzzA> such a plivent thing to say
14:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> what subjects are yo' doing next?
14:26:00 <Serenity> psy102
14:26:00 <Serenity> isd my next unit
14:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> developmental psych?
14:26:00 <AzzA> i havnt done any school work for like 3 weeks
14:27:00 <AzzA> cant find motorvation
14:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> isd?
14:27:00 <AzzA> is*
14:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
14:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:27:00 <AzzA> the d was an added bonus
14:27:00 <Skirmish> Honestly if this was real life and we were all sitting around together and after saying I was watching a movie every cunt took it as a free pass to ask questions non-stop I would be punching people in the face about now.
14:27:00 <Serenity> psy102 is like second part foundations
14:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah she is a woman and can multi task
14:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah fun times!
14:28:00 <AzzA> dont you hate it when you eat, and then you feel tired
14:28:00 <AzzA> thats how m feel now
14:28:00 <AzzA> so im going to have a nap
14:28:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish its ok
14:28:00 <Serenity> i have kids im used to it
14:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've got an ageing psych subject to do
14:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i have to interview some old peeps
14:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> then psych is done for me ! yew!
14:29:00 <Skirmish> You going to interview B1?
14:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol i probably could
14:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll interview my grandma because she is hilarious
14:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate serious old peeps they annoy me
14:29:00 <Skirmish> On second thoughts ... that's probably a head that you wouldn't want to go climbing into.
14:30:00 <Serenity> hahah
14:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's just like a "mini" research thing blah blah
14:31:00 <Skirmish> You could write 'I interviewed the subject well into his late 40's and realised that he believed his unemployment was actually work experience for obtaining the aged pension.
14:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:31:00 <Floss> lol thats great'
14:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not sure if i want to go into D&A or mental health when i'm actually finished
14:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think sticking to one area is better than all over the fucking shop - like i'm doing now
14:33:00 <Serenity> i dont even know what field of psychology i want to go to
14:33:00 <Skirmish> I'd work with people that had down syndrome. Those fuckers are always funny.
14:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it's a well grounded degree to do lots
14:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i don't like the maths side of the psych degree
14:34:00 <Serenity> i couldnt work with disableds
14:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> all the stats and mathy stuff would put me off
14:35:00 <Serenity> yeah statistics sucked
14:35:00 <Serenity> i remember 0
14:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i never did any "uni" maths…fuck that
14:36:00 <Skirmish> I am hoping that project management isn't too mathy.
14:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> shouldn't be too complex
14:37:00 <mrgrumpy> Skirmish, I'm a CAPM and PMP - it's not very mathy
14:37:00 <Serenity> 20 mins into this movie and i know its shit
14:37:00 <Serenity> what is with all the self recorded movie themes
14:37:00 <Skirmish> Awesome. I am starting a Diploma. I will be sure to hit you up for any clarification I may need mrgrumpy.
14:38:00 <mrgrumpy> Skirmish, no worries, I'm always on so fire through your Q's whenever
14:39:00 <Skirmish> I have been listening to Andy Kaufman podcasts for the last week or so. The only down side to that is that it makes me want to buy the books he is reviewing.
14:41:00 <mrgrumpy> Andy Kaufman the "comedian"?
14:41:00 <Skirmish> No the PMP guy.
14:42:00 <mrgrumpy> oh lol!
14:42:00 <Skirmish> http://www.peopleandprojectspodcast.com/
14:43:00 <mrgrumpy> I only did mine for shits and giggles whilst it was quiet at work and I was between projects
14:44:00 <Skirmish> Boss told me I had to do this otherwise I would be passed over for promotions.
14:44:00 <mrgrumpy> what area are you looking at becoming a PM in? Construction or IT?
14:44:00 <Skirmish> Lucky it was still prior to census for uni and I would withdraw without penalty.
14:44:00 <Skirmish> I honestly don't know what work have in mind for me.
14:45:00 <Skirmish> It's something else for the resume so I didn't argue.
14:45:00 <mrgrumpy> yeah it doesn't hurt to have PM knowledge and experience
14:46:00 <Skirmish> Plus work are paying the $4600 to do it. Bargain.
14:46:00 <mrgrumpy> laughin'
14:56:00 <simba> put this on ur resume: *cums*
15:07:00 <Serenity> o_O
15:08:00 <slinky_J> lol
15:08:00 <slinky_J> hired!
15:08:00 <slinky_J> Position needs filling.
15:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
15:09:00 <Serenity> more people should show me their boozies on snap chat
15:10:00 <simba> me 2
15:11:00 <Serenity> shoo
15:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:11:00 <simba> i want to see them theyre super nice
15:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd prefer to see some cock
15:12:00 <slinky_J> sezz is pornin girls online
15:12:00 <simba> Why Not Both
15:12:00 <slinky_J> Madam SezZ
15:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> boobs don't change much
15:13:00 <slinky_J> katatonic_kate01 wait for Skirmish to get off work :P
15:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
15:13:00 <slinky_J> and write about it
15:13:00 <slinky_J> if 50 shades of grey shows anything
15:13:00 <slinky_J> ;D
15:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh please
15:14:00 <simba> huh
15:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> that book was so trashy
15:14:00 <slinky_J> i didnt read it
15:14:00 <slinky_J> o shiiiz
15:14:00 <Floss> me niether
15:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don't want you inner goddess to dance?
15:14:00 <Serenity> cocks boring
15:14:00 <slinky_J> i am sposed to pick up a book today.
15:14:00 <Serenity> and ugly
15:14:00 <Serenity> i want tits
15:14:00 <slinky_J> came in, finally, after three weeks..
15:15:00 <slinky_J> YOU HAVE TITS FOR TEN WOMEN
15:15:00 <slinky_J> ;D
15:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> a wanted man
15:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
15:15:00 <simba> i have nipples to tweak
15:16:00 <slinky_J> that movie is shitz
15:16:00 <slinky_J> simba is ready for her first sexual encounter Serenity
15:16:00 <Serenity> i dont care about my tits i cant put my own nipples in my mouth
15:16:00 <Serenity> well.. i can but thats not the point
15:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:16:00 <slinky_J> O_O
15:16:00 <slinky_J> blew my mind
15:17:00 <simba> beautiful
15:17:00 <Serenity> simba is a sweet girl
15:17:00 <slinky_J> Nips for Mouths
15:17:00 <slinky_J> best movie.
15:17:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt want to corrupt her
15:17:00 <slinky_J> :o :(
15:17:00 <simba> dont
15:17:00 <slinky_J> :~
15:17:00 <slinky_J> how sweet is that simba in the window
15:18:00 <simba> man can u stop
15:18:00 <slinky_J> oui
15:18:00 <simba> ill fucken spray u with nipple milk
15:18:00 <slinky_J> OUI!
15:18:00 <slinky_J> wee wee.
15:19:00 <slinky_J> i'm a bad baby i can dance like a man
15:19:00 <simba> dr peepee
15:19:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
15:19:00 <simba> aka PPMD
15:19:00 <fawks> 4 simba https://youtu.be/IRBAZJ4lF0U
15:19:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Grandmas Smoking Weed for the First Time (Extended Cut) Views: 20,358,485 Uploader: watchcut Uploaded: Published on Nov 19, 2014 Duration: 6 Minutes 1 Seconds
15:19:00 <slinky_J> lol!
15:19:00 <fawks> Also
15:19:00 <fawks> Serenity
15:19:00 <slinky_J> nippelz
15:19:00 <Serenity> khello
15:19:00 <fawks> Did u still want that blue and black painting
15:20:00 <Serenity> holy crap i forgot about that lol
15:20:00 <fawks> Metoo
15:20:00 <fawks> But I was just in my garage and saw it lol
15:20:00 <slinky_J> way to sell, it was in my toilet.
15:20:00 <slinky_J> thought of u *wa*
15:20:00 <fawks> ..
15:20:00 <fawks> My garage isn't a garbage tip
15:20:00 <slinky_J> lol
15:21:00 <Serenity> yeah id still like to get it
15:21:00 <fawks> Okies
15:21:00 <slinky_J> five grand.
15:21:00 <slinky_J> or else!
15:22:00 <slinky_J> sorry I'm not good at this stuff..
15:22:00 <fawks> When sezza?
15:22:00 <fawks> I have 3 to post this week
15:22:00 <fawks> I csn do it then or can wait if you wantski
15:22:00 <fawks> Up to u
15:22:00 <Serenity> how much was it again
15:23:00 <slinky_J> best kept secret simba does the voice for Finn on Adventure Time.
15:23:00 <simba> FUCK
15:23:00 <simba> thanx fawks this looks amazing
15:24:00 <psYbR> fawks, you painting pictures for people?
15:24:00 <fawks> I paint ice cream trucks with my poop
15:25:00 <simba> y arent they coughing
15:25:00 <psYbR> tasty
15:25:00 <fawks> One did I think simba
15:25:00 <fawks> The middle one
15:25:00 <simba> vapes rule
15:28:00 <Serenity> the chick in this movie her eyes keep going white and its freaky
15:29:00 <fawks> I'm hungrrrry
15:29:00 <fawks> Is it dinner time yet
15:29:00 <fawks> Lol
15:29:00 <slinky_J> i love it
15:29:00 <simba> lol the next video in line is called nonna marijuana's italian feast
15:30:00 <slinky_J> i paint ice cream trucks wit ma pewp
15:30:00 <slinky_J> *calls Banksy*
15:30:00 <Serenity> i have soup to warm up for dinner
15:31:00 <simba> shes making gnocchi and chicken weedified
15:32:00 <slinky_J> weedos for brekk
15:33:00 <Serenity> fuckkkkk gnocchi
15:33:00 <Serenity> i havent had that in eons
15:37:00 <simba> i like fasta pastas gnocc tbh
15:37:00 <Serenity> what the fuck kind of wog are you
15:37:00 <Serenity> take yourself to the shit head corner and think about what youve done
15:38:00 <simba> WHOA DUDE
15:38:00 <simba> dont knock until u even try it
15:39:00 <simba> its like half the price of some italiens restaurants dish tho
15:39:00 <Serenity> i just make my own
15:39:00 <simba> well sell it to me
15:40:00 <Serenity> give me weed and ill make you gnocchi
15:40:00 <simba> Deal
15:40:00 <simba> learn how to combine them with Nonna Marijuana
15:40:00 <Serenity> hahah
15:43:00 <TheRon> The govt's weed for gnocchi program
15:44:00 <TheRon> Is there a beer for gnocchi program?
15:44:00 <simba> me n TheRon are 0-2
15:45:00 <TheRon> I'm a bit teary
15:45:00 <simba> beat by top sides this is the brutality of the new seeding
15:45:00 <simba> we got norf next
15:45:00 <TheRon> North can be good
15:45:00 <simba> at etihad
15:46:00 <simba> we gotta remember how 2 score give us Rhys Stanley
15:46:00 <TheRon> It's their loss week so you should be right
15:47:00 <simba> phew
15:52:00 <simba> I tried to say goodbye and I choked, tried to walk away and I stumbled, when I try to hide it it's clear, my world crumbles when you are not here
15:53:00 <Serenity> thanks macy gray
15:54:00 <TheRon> Bon jovi - runaway
15:56:00 <TheRon> Beef lasagne for tea tonight
16:00:00 <TheRon> I love Anzac day
16:00:00 <TheRon> Dawn service, a bit of breaky then it's right into the piss
16:01:00 <simba> we're hosting hawthorn
16:02:00 <TheRon> Easy game
16:03:00 <psYbR> lol chick that sits behind me at work was talking to a full minute before i realised
16:04:00 <psYbR> the crazy wumin talks to herself all the time so I never know when it's aimed at me
16:05:00 <Dugnuts> oh
16:05:00 <Dugnuts> talking to YOU
16:05:00 <Dugnuts> i thought she was talking to a full minute
16:06:00 <TheRon> You were sexually harassing this woman?
16:08:00 <psYbR> yeah talking to me :D
16:08:00 <psYbR> i accidentally a word
16:08:00 <Dugnuts> a few words
16:08:00 <Dugnuts> me and for
16:08:00 <psYbR> hahaha
16:08:00 <Dugnuts> dont accidentally the whole thing
16:08:00 <psYbR> woops
16:09:00 <psYbR> Player of Games. Good book
16:10:00 <psYbR> I like that Elon Musk named the latest Dragon rocket the "Just Read the Instructions"
16:13:00 <Dugnuts> sounds untrue
16:13:00 <TheRon> Welcome to the house of fun
16:14:00 <TheRon> Now I've come of age
16:14:00 <Dugnuts> welcome to the lions den temptations on its way
16:16:00 <psYbR> not untrue Dugnuts http://www.space.com/29065-spacex-cargo-launch-reusable-rocket-test.html
16:16:00 <TheRon> Hilary Clinton for president
16:16:00 <psYbR> The autonomous drone ship, incidentally, is named "Just Read the Instructions," after a sentient colony vessel from the sci-fi novels of Iain M. Banks.
16:17:00 <TheRon> Beer?
16:18:00 <TheRon> Damn jamal iris is out for the season
16:18:00 <TheRon> Idris
16:19:00 <TheRon> What else should I be, all apologies
16:21:00 <TheRon> Story of my life, chicks see me and just leave
16:22:00 <TheRon> How about the Knicks?
16:23:00 <Dugnuts> dude
16:23:00 <Dugnuts> thats the autonomous drone ship, not the rocket
16:23:00 <TheRon> Sounds pretty nerdy
16:23:00 <Dugnuts> the one that the first stage comes and lands on
16:23:00 <Dugnuts> the rocket is till dragon
16:23:00 <Dugnuts> sorry
16:23:00 <Dugnuts> its aflcon 9
16:24:00 <Dugnuts> falcon 9
16:24:00 <Dugnuts> the cargo capsule is dragon
16:24:00 <TheRon> I have no idea
16:24:00 <Dugnuts> the ship that picks up the first stage when it detaches and falls back to earth is called "just read the instructions"
16:25:00 <TheRon> Icehouse - crazy
16:28:00 <TheRon> Your love is like bad medicine, bad medicine is what I need
16:31:00 <TheRon> Breasts!
16:31:00 <psYbR> true Dugnuts. i would have called the first stage the 'rocket' though? maybe thats not correct
16:32:00 <psYbR> ur right the capsule is the Dragon
16:33:00 <psYbR> can't wait to see that get off the ground
16:33:00 <Dugnuts> but yeah, its the ship floating on the ocean called the just read the instructions
16:33:00 <Dugnuts> stupid name for a ship
16:33:00 <Dugnuts> heh
16:33:00 <TheRon> The rocket that looks like cock and balls?
16:33:00 <Dugnuts> i remember reading about the development of that awhile back
16:33:00 <psYbR> oh they named the SHIP that, thought it was the falcon 9 they named
16:33:00 <Dugnuts> and they tried starting off with saturn v specs
16:33:00 <psYbR> its a heaps cool name for a ship :)
16:33:00 <Dugnuts> but since nearly every V was a bit unique, had been messed with in undocumented ways they couldnt use too much of the paperwork
16:35:00 <TheRon> Ladies I shaved off the beard
16:35:00 <TheRon> No more lumberjack look
16:35:00 <psYbR> grats TheRon
16:36:00 <Dugnuts> it doesnt seem like anyone cares
16:36:00 <TheRon> I'm not shaving the chest
16:38:00 <psYbR> the "Poke it with a Stick" is also a good name for a ship :3
16:38:00 <TheRon> The cock and scrotum is a good name for a pub
16:38:00 <tisk> hi
16:39:00 <TheRon> The plastered bastard, good name for a pub
16:39:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuWQyfGa1yI
16:39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Run The Jewels - Blockbuster Night Part 1 (Official Video) Views: 540,261 Uploader: massappeal Uploaded: Published on Nov 21, 2014 Duration: 2 Minutes 34 Seconds
16:39:00 <Mew> The Anal Bead
16:39:00 <Mew> Good name for a gay bar
16:40:00 <TheRon> Sure is
16:40:00 <Dugnuts> is it a realy place?
16:40:00 <Dugnuts> real even
16:40:00 <Mew> looool
16:40:00 <Mew> is this the real Caesar's palace?
16:40:00 <TheRon> Everytime I see you falling I get down on my knees and pray
16:41:00 <Dugnuts> ?
16:41:00 <Mew> omg
16:41:00 <TheRon> Bizarre love triangle
16:41:00 <Mew> slow cooker lasagne tonight TheRon
16:41:00 <Mew> what's ur stuffs
16:42:00 <TheRon> Nope Coles put in the oven lasagne
16:42:00 <Mew> aw
16:42:00 <Dugnuts> im having pork chops
16:42:00 <Dugnuts> mmm mm
16:42:00 <faux> How do u cook las in a slow cooker
16:42:00 <faux> Isn't it a pof
16:42:00 <faux> Pot
16:42:00 <Dugnuts> i was gonna ask the same thing
16:42:00 <TheRon> You just don't
16:42:00 <faux> Lol
16:42:00 <Dugnuts> its not really a slow cooker meal
16:42:00 <TheRon> Technically you could do the sauce in a slow cooker
16:43:00 <Mew> it worked perfectly lol
16:43:00 <faux> Pls explain
16:43:00 <TheRon> Me?
16:43:00 <Dugnuts> i suppose
16:43:00 <faux> No
16:43:00 <faux> Meq.
16:43:00 <faux> Mew
16:43:00 <faux> Obv
16:43:00 <faux> She made ir
16:43:00 <faux> Lol
16:43:00 <Dugnuts> but how do you get the yummy crispy melted cheese?
16:43:00 <Dugnuts> doesnt everything go soggy?
16:43:00 <faux> And the layers
16:43:00 <faux> MEW
16:44:00 <faux> EXPLAIN
16:44:00 <Mew> You just layer lasagne sheets like a normal lasagne its just taller like a monster lasagne
16:44:00 <TheRon> Faux I got a bit teary when I heard idris was out for the season
16:44:00 <Dugnuts> so its fat
16:44:00 <Dugnuts> i see
16:44:00 <Mew> Our slow cooker pot is oval it was even easy to get out
16:44:00 <faux> Oh
16:44:00 <Serenity> slow cooker las is amayzen
16:45:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
16:45:00 <Dugnuts> what happened to idris?
16:45:00 <faux> I've been havinf soup every day for like
16:45:00 <faux> 4 days now
16:45:00 <Mew> http://m.allrecipes.com/recipe/11959/slow-cooker-lasagna/
16:45:00 <Serenity> is your poo liquid
16:45:00 <faux> And today I have epic diahhrea
16:45:00 <Dugnuts> stick it in the frezer mang
16:45:00 <TheRon> Knee reco
16:45:00 <StrykerX> I swear, extreme lefties.. Are fucking THICK
16:45:00 <faux> Yeahxits fucked
16:45:00 <Serenity> HAHA
16:45:00 <StrykerX> !!
16:45:00 <faux> Lol
16:45:00 <faux> My asshole is on fire
16:45:00 <TheRon> I fell into a burning ring of fire
16:46:00 <simba> lol
16:46:00 <faux> I've had some solids in between but still majority soup .. So tonight I'm gonna have fish
16:46:00 <simba> i barfed good this morning after 2 much easter dinner
16:46:00 <faux> Oh Greek yeah
16:46:00 <faux> Happy Easter
16:46:00 <simba> i just went 4 the food
16:46:00 <faux> Lol
16:46:00 <TheRon> Gastro is the best
16:47:00 <Serenity> it'd be all the fiber and veggies
16:47:00 <Serenity> aha
16:47:00 <faux> :'(
16:47:00 <Mew> if u don't vom ur doin it rong
16:47:00 <faux> Try to eat healthy
16:47:00 <TheRon> Simba know anyone with gastro, send them down to Arden st
16:47:00 <faux> And end up pissing out your butt
16:47:00 <faux> Great
16:48:00 <Serenity> ive had gastro just once
16:48:00 <Serenity> my god
16:48:00 <Mew> have you lost weight from it?
16:48:00 <Serenity> i thought i was going to die
16:48:00 <Mew> 3kg of poo
16:48:00 <Floss> lol poo
16:48:00 <Serenity> felt like a squeezed out juice box
16:49:00 <TheRon> Anybody here thinking about tea?
16:49:00 <TheRon> I'm not anymore
16:49:00 <Floss> pfft its only poo
16:49:00 <Floss> calm down
16:50:00 <Mew> makes me want chevaps
16:50:00 <TheRon> Beer cures all
16:52:00 <TheRon> We didn't start the fire it was always burning since the worlds been turning
16:56:00 <TheRon> Gastric can cripple a footy club
16:56:00 <Dugnuts> chevaps?
16:57:00 <TheRon> I have no idea either
16:59:00 <TheRon> Something for Kate - say something
16:59:00 <TheRon> Sunday's gonna be great, so many war movies
17:05:00 <TheRon> I'd be hopeless on a jury, I'd just look at someone and go "guilty"
17:06:00 <TheRon> Australia should have a joe hockey tossing competition
17:07:00 <Floss> eww
17:07:00 <Floss> that could be really, really bad
17:07:00 <TheRon> Like dwarf tossing only its joe hockey
17:07:00 <Floss> oh we dont all have to line up and wildy jack him off then
17:07:00 <Floss> cause im busy that day
17:07:00 <TheRon> Who would want to?
17:08:00 <Floss> when i saw tossing competition thats what i decided that meant lol
17:08:00 <TheRon> You like tossing blokes?
17:08:00 <Floss> [15:07] <Floss> cause im busy that day
17:09:00 <TheRon> Fez is looking for the tri breasted woman
17:09:00 <Fez> naturally tri breasted
17:10:00 <TheRon> That would be awesome
17:10:00 <Fez> motor boating would be more interesting
17:12:00 <TheRon> Tasmanian motorboating
17:12:00 <TheRon> Two heads
17:12:00 <Fez> lol
17:14:00 <Fez> 2 boats are better than 1
17:14:00 <TheRon> Apparently
17:15:00 <Fez> nice topic serenity
17:15:00 <TheRon> Richie?
17:16:00 <Fez> yip
17:17:00 <TheRon> What a legend
17:17:00 <TheRon> When's the channel nine 3 hour special on the life of Richie Bernard?
17:17:00 <TheRon> Benaud
17:17:00 <TheRon> Damn auto spell
17:19:00 <Fez> sez would know
17:20:00 <Fez> theron: got sisters?
17:20:00 <TheRon> Nope
17:20:00 <Fez> no help at all
17:21:00 <TheRon> Now don't be sad cause two out of three ain't bad
17:21:00 <Fez> ana has 2/3
17:21:00 <TheRon> Huge
17:21:00 <TheRon> She makes up for it
17:22:00 <Fez> sure does
17:26:00 <Mew> get em out ana
17:27:00 <TheRon> Mew see what you did
17:27:00 <Mew> improved the room?
17:28:00 <TheRon> Possibly but still
17:28:00 <Mew> she knows its tits or gtfo
17:28:00 <Mew> and behaved accordingly
17:28:00 <TheRon> Australia has a saying
17:28:00 <TheRon> Tits out for the boys
17:29:00 <Mew> yip
17:31:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/jlwe5XX6yPc
17:31:00 <TheRon> Always remembering there ain't no second prize
17:33:00 <TheRon> Oh no there ain't no second prize
17:35:00 <Fez> mew: tits out or gtfo
17:35:00 <Loof> despos everywhere
17:35:00 <Mew> I always post tits
17:35:00 <TheRon> She does
17:38:00 <Fez> oh like when
17:38:00 <Fez> ive never seen once
17:38:00 <Fez> meh
17:38:00 <TheRon> She's shown me
17:38:00 <milk> if you cant grab a couple of cans, grab a six pack
17:39:00 <Fez> nice
17:39:00 <Fez> oh well
17:39:00 <Fez> maybe one day ill be lucky enough
17:40:00 <StrykerX> Mew, you always post tits
17:40:00 <StrykerX> But are they yours?
17:43:00 <TheRon> Impressive either way
17:43:00 <TheRon> Lover lover lover lover you don't treat me no good no more
17:47:00 <TheRon> Breasts!
17:50:00 <Mew> yes of course theyre mine lol
17:50:00 <Mew> its the same tits every time
18:48:00 <couleurs> what's up youtube it's yo boy couleurs and don't forget to like, subscribe and comment ok?
18:49:00 <couleurs> https://gfycat.com/LikableUnsteadyFrigatebird
18:50:00 <couleurs> B1 playing FiFa lol
19:07:00 <Fez> boobs
19:13:00 <Floss> bewbs
19:13:00 <Fez> mmhmm
19:45:00 <TiSk> hi amelia
19:46:00 <amelia> aloha wots doin
19:47:00 <TiSk> getting pmed by TokenDafreak saying he called crimestoppers cause i got leaf
19:47:00 <Kynetic> true
19:47:00 <TiSk> fucken leaf
19:47:00 <Kynetic> whats he gonna say to em?
19:47:00 <amelia> oh noes
19:47:00 <amelia> sounds like ploblems :(
19:47:00 <Kynetic> "oh erm.. hi.. yeah this dude on the internet said he's got some mari-ju-arna leaf"
19:48:00 <Kynetic> *muffled laughter from the other end of the phone line* 'oh.. oh really? we'll get right onto that'
19:48:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: did I?
19:49:00 <Kynetic> it'll be legal here before long
19:49:00 <TiSk> yes u did TokenDaRing
19:49:00 <TokenDaRing> Kynetic: nah
19:49:00 <TiSk> stop lying
19:49:00 <TokenDaRing> tobbaco lobby is too strong
19:49:00 <TokenDaRing> same with alcohol lobby
19:49:00 <Kynetic> yeah.. thats what they said in the states too..
19:49:00 <Kynetic> where lobbying has far more power
19:49:00 <TokenDaRing> isn't it legal in liek
19:50:00 <TokenDaRing> like*
19:50:00 <TokenDaRing> two states?
19:50:00 <Kynetic> 4 now
19:50:00 <TokenDaRing> 4 out of?
19:50:00 <Kynetic> a bunch of others its legal for medicinal use
19:50:00 <TokenDaRing> well yeah, medical use is fine
19:50:00 <TokenDaRing> can't see any issue with that
19:50:00 <Kynetic> its just a step in the right direction
19:50:00 <Kynetic> lol yea cos it'll be really hard to get a prescription for it
19:50:00 <Kynetic> 'uhhh yea i got a headache'
19:50:00 <StrykerX> TiSk, are you back on the weed?
19:50:00 <StrykerX> It only took 2 days?
19:51:00 <Kynetic> "here you go.. one marijuana prescription"
19:51:00 <TokenDaRing> Kynetic: any doctor that gives you medical weed for a headache will lose their license here
19:51:00 <TiSk> yeah i not drinking but
19:51:00 <TiSk> so who cares
19:51:00 <StrykerX> Thought you were quitting?
19:51:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: you'll never get a woman with that attitude
19:51:00 <Liinda> ^
19:51:00 <Liinda> and hi
19:51:00 <TiSk> will when ihavent drank for another week
19:51:00 <TiSk> TokenDaRing
19:51:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah keep moving those goal posts buddy
19:51:00 <TiSk> stop talking about me
19:52:00 <Liinda> women dont want a guy who doesnt give a shit about himself and his own health
19:52:00 <Kynetic> lol quitting weed isnt hard eh
19:52:00 <TiSk> u fucken psycho
19:52:00 <Kynetic> i just stopped
19:52:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: you started talking about me?
19:52:00 <Kynetic> didnt even have withdrawals of any kind
19:52:00 <TiSk> u pmed me bullshit
19:52:00 <TiSk> u act like a kid TokenDaRing
19:52:00 <TokenDaRing> tisk so if I pmed you, why do you bring it into the channel?
19:52:00 <TiSk> to show like u try to do to me that ur a moron
19:52:00 <faux> Lol token seems to pm everyone
19:52:00 <faux> Such a shit stirrer
19:52:00 <faux> stirrerzzz
19:52:00 <faux> Zzzzzzz
19:52:00 <Kynetic> he never pm's me
19:52:00 <TokenDaRing> faux: I'm apparently a popular person
19:53:00 <faux> Not popular, just a shit troll
19:53:00 <Kynetic> not even a noteop
19:53:00 <faux> Soz not soz
19:53:00 <Liinda> its just anottherrrrrrrrr is paradiseeeeeeeeeeeee... dnggg dng ding dng dun-don-dng dunnnnnnnnnn
19:53:00 <faux> Another is paradise
19:53:00 <faux> :o
19:53:00 <Liinda> fucken
19:53:00 <Liinda> DAY
19:53:00 <faux> Haha
19:53:00 <Fez> dingdong dingdong
19:53:00 <faux> oooohh
19:53:00 <faux> Think twice
19:53:00 <Liinda> its just anottherrrrrrrrr day in paradiseeeeeeeeeeeee... dnggg dng ding dng dun-don-dng dunnnnnnnnnn
19:54:00 <Kynetic> my ding-a-ling
19:54:00 <Kynetic> i want to play with my ding-a-ling
19:54:00 <faux> Pics
19:54:00 <TokenDaRing> faux: if I was pming and upsetting people, why don't they just /ignore?
19:54:00 <Liinda> no playing with your dingaling
19:54:00 <TokenDaRing> easy solution
19:54:00 <faux> Idk ask them
19:54:00 <TokenDaRing> simple stuff really
19:54:00 <Liinda> oh i am so full, just had nandos MMMMMMMM
19:55:00 <Fez> hi liinda
19:55:00 <Kynetic> im having pad thai for dinner
19:55:00 <Liinda> Hai fezzleness
19:55:00 <Kynetic> om nom noms
19:55:00 <Liinda> oooh nice Kynetic
19:55:00 <faux> Fuck u both
19:55:00 <faux> I'm scared to eat
19:55:00 <Liinda> i ruv thai\
19:55:00 <faux> I have epic diahrrea
19:55:00 <Kynetic> gonna fire up the wok soon
19:55:00 <Liinda> why?
19:55:00 <Kynetic> how epic faux
19:55:00 <TokenDaRing> I just cooked inch thick porterhouse steak
19:55:00 <Liinda> have dry toast
19:55:00 <faux> Like I'm pissing out my butt
19:55:00 <TokenDaRing> medium-rare
19:55:00 <Kynetic> painting the toilet bowl kind ?
19:55:00 <TokenDaRing> was perfect
19:55:00 <Kynetic> oh nice
19:55:00 <Kynetic> thats my favourite kind
19:55:00 <faux> My ashole is on fire
19:55:00 <faux> I'm scared to cough
19:55:00 <faux> That's how epic
19:55:00 <TokenDaRing> faux: well that's shit shitty
19:56:00 <TokenDaRing> that's just*
19:56:00 <faux> Yus
19:56:00 <Kynetic> sounds like a big load of shit.
19:56:00 <Liinda> have you got gastro stop? that shit (pardon the pun) works
19:56:00 <faux> Yah its a crappy situation
19:56:00 <faux> Hwhajehajhe
19:56:00 <Liinda> lol
19:56:00 <faux> Nah I dont
19:56:00 <faux> I have nussink
19:56:00 <Fez> explosive kind?
19:56:00 <Liinda> just have dry toast, that should help
19:56:00 <Kynetic> get your arse down to the chemist then
19:57:00 <faux> I has no car
19:57:00 <Liinda> and what Kynetic said
19:57:00 <Kynetic> you got polio?
19:57:00 <Fez> get a cork
19:57:00 <Liinda> ask a friend to get it for you
19:57:00 <faux> what's polio
19:57:00 <Kynetic> it fucks ur muscles up
19:57:00 <amelia> poogirl poogirl
19:57:00 <Kynetic> its a disease we dont have any more because of vaccinations.
19:57:00 <faux> What's that got to do with pooping
19:57:00 <faux> :.
19:57:00 <faux> :/
19:57:00 <amelia> *points @ fauxycouscous*
19:57:00 <Kynetic> because if you had it you wouldnt be able to walk
19:58:00 <faux> ..
19:58:00 <Kynetic> :D
19:58:00 <faux> Yes I'm going to walk yo a chemist at 8pm with the risk of shitting myself and getting raped in public
19:58:00 <Liinda> her ass is on fireeeeeeeee..
19:58:00 <Kynetic> pfft
19:58:00 <faux> Lol quinelia
19:59:00 <Liinda> nobody will rape a pooey bum
19:59:00 <Liinda> surely
19:59:00 <Kynetic> yeah
19:59:00 <Kynetic> just shit on them
19:59:00 <Kynetic> you'll be fine
19:59:00 <Liinda> Lol
19:59:00 <Serenity> like a squid
19:59:00 <faux> lmao
19:59:00 <faux> Ewww
19:59:00 <Serenity> PFFT
19:59:00 <Liinda> projectile poo pistol
19:59:00 <faux> splat.
19:59:00 <Kynetic> LOL
19:59:00 <Liinda> hahaha poooewwww
19:59:00 <Kynetic> best anti rape weapon out there
19:59:00 <Liinda> pooewww
19:59:00 <Kynetic> POO POO
19:59:00 <faux> Lmao
19:59:00 <Serenity> the old squirt and run
19:59:00 <Serenity> oldest trick in the book
19:59:00 <Fez> unless theyre german..
20:00:00 <Kynetic> works everytime.
20:00:00 <Liinda> when you're sitting on the grass and its pouring out your ass... diahhorrea!!
20:00:00 <Kynetic> germans are lovely people.. they would never rape an innocent young girl.
20:00:00 <faux> Omg
20:00:00 <Liinda> when you're running your way home and your butt is full of foam DIAHHORREAAAA
20:00:00 <amelia> BWAHAH I remember those songs from bein a kid
20:00:00 <faux> All this talk
20:00:00 <Liinda> hehehe
20:00:00 <faux> Now I need to go
20:00:00 <Kynetic> no
20:00:00 <Liinda> run forest
20:00:00 <Kynetic> save it
20:00:00 <Kynetic> walk to the chemist
20:01:00 <Liinda> but then eat dry toast and get someone to buy you gastro stop
20:01:00 <faux> You fucking walk to the chemist
20:01:00 <Kynetic> i would
20:01:00 <Kynetic> it'd only take me 30 mins
20:01:00 <Kynetic> itd be lovely too
20:01:00 <Kynetic> such a lovely night
20:01:00 <Fez> take spare jox
20:01:00 <Fez> she be right
20:01:00 <Liinda> maybe bring a backpack with a bucket, toilet paper, wipes and undies
20:01:00 <Kynetic> and a roll of loo paper
20:01:00 <Liinda> and some glade spray
20:02:00 <Liinda> cos ur gonna stink
20:02:00 <Fez> glen20
20:02:00 <Liinda> erp
20:02:00 <Fez> booyah
20:02:00 <Liinda> wait, poo pourri, have you seen that stuff?
20:02:00 <faux> Lmao
20:02:00 <faux> Yes
20:02:00 <Liinda> hehe i love that ad
20:03:00 <Fez> how do u know what to buy
20:03:00 <Fez> or not
20:03:00 <Kynetic> i have a shopping list
20:03:00 <Fez> fancy fucker
20:04:00 <Kynetic> its great because my 5 year old doesnt hassle me to buy the latest toys
20:04:00 <StrykerX> Cab to chemist
20:04:00 <Kynetic> nah get an uber
20:04:00 <StrykerX> If you shit in the cab
20:04:00 <StrykerX> Be prepared to run
20:04:00 <Kynetic> if youve never used uber before they might even give u the first ride free
20:04:00 <Dugnuts> sup bee_girl
20:04:00 <Dugnuts> whats the haps
20:04:00 <bee_girl> not much Dugnuts
20:04:00 <bee_girl> how bout u
20:05:00 <Dugnuts> busy busy busy
20:05:00 <Dugnuts> non stop busy
20:05:00 <Serenity> WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO FIRST AND YOUR PANTS BEGIN TO BURST
20:05:00 <TiSk> someone cook me dinner
20:05:00 <StrykerX> Speak to faux!
20:05:00 <Dugnuts> right
20:06:00 <TiSk> i always have to cook
20:07:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren n i hate u
20:07:00 <Kynetic> oh u guise.
20:07:00 <Kynetic> stop boring couleurs
20:07:00 <couleurs> j/k!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:07:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: you'd have a girlfriend if you quit weed
20:07:00 <TokenDaRing> and she could have cooked if for you
20:07:00 <Kynetic> oh.. LOLL.. u got me
20:08:00 <TokenDaRing> but you got high instead
20:08:00 <Kynetic> i got a wife while i was a stoner
20:08:00 <TiSk> oh if they dont like me way i am
20:08:00 <Kynetic> dunno if that logic quite works TokenDaRing
20:08:00 <TiSk> i dont wantem
20:08:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, reminds me of that song
20:08:00 <StrykerX> Cause I got high
20:08:00 <couleurs> SToNeR^WiFe
20:09:00 <Kynetic> i was gonna get a girlfriend...
20:09:00 <Kynetic> but then i got high..
20:09:00 <couleurs> lolse
20:09:00 <Kynetic> and i got one anyway...
20:09:00 <Kynetic> so all worked out in the end
20:09:00 <couleurs> ha ha
20:09:00 <StrykerX> Now I'm jackin off.. Cause I got high..
20:09:00 <StrykerX> Cause I got high
20:10:00 <StrykerX> Cause I got high
20:10:00 <Kynetic> becauese i got hiiihghghghh
20:10:00 <StrykerX> That song is written about you, TiSk
20:10:00 <TokenDaRing> Kynetic: but do you just get high all day and do nothing else?
20:10:00 <Liinda> <couleurs> u guys r boren n i hate u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:10:00 <Kynetic> TokenDaRing nah i would just have a coupla bongs at the end of the day
20:10:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda !
20:10:00 <Liinda> heys couleurs =P
20:10:00 <TokenDaRing> so you're just a casual user, you function, you work, you have hopes and aspirations?
20:10:00 <Kynetic> i got kids cant be fucken stoned around them
20:10:00 <TiSk> question how da fuck do u know what i do all dy TokenDaRing
20:10:00 <TokenDaRing> see
20:10:00 <TokenDaRing> Kynetic: you're responsible
20:11:00 <Kynetic> and before i had kids i was workin fulltime while bein a stoner too
20:11:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: because you fucking tell us
20:11:00 <Kynetic> but not stoned at work
20:11:00 <couleurs> =P
20:11:00 <Kynetic> cos fuck.
20:11:00 <TiSk> no i dont
20:11:00 <Kynetic> i couldnt do that shit.
20:11:00 <TiSk> u speak about me
20:11:00 <TiSk> and then reckon i said shit
20:11:00 <Kynetic> i did it once by accident cos they called me in while i was smokin
20:11:00 <Kynetic> talking to customers is really annoying when youre stoned.
20:12:00 <StrykerX> <Kynetic> i got kids cant be fucken stoned around them << Responsible at least
20:12:00 <TiSk> well in whole fact of the point is u dont know me u never fucken will
20:12:00 <StrykerX> I'll give you that.
20:12:00 <Kynetic> and ive quit now
20:12:00 <TiSk> so stop talking about me
20:12:00 <Kynetic> i just socially smoke .. tho i prob wont even do that much now
20:12:00 <StrykerX> Even better.
20:12:00 <Kynetic> had a bong at me mates place a few weeks back
20:12:00 <Kynetic> was nearly on the floor
20:12:00 <TiSk> cause i am on planet earth
20:12:00 <StrykerX> I used to social smoke. Then my son came into existance and I stopped
20:12:00 <TiSk> dont mean u know shit
20:12:00 <TiSk> about everything
20:12:00 <StrykerX> Need to set a good example.
20:13:00 <Kynetic> i liked to get high and watch tv at night
20:13:00 <TiSk> cause u are a pack of delusional
20:13:00 <TiSk> fucks
20:13:00 <Dugnuts> uglies
20:13:00 <Liinda> TiSk, may i please suggest something? And please dont take offense. but why react to everyone as if they actually play any part in your life?
20:13:00 <StrykerX> Liinda, he has schitzophrenia
20:13:00 <TokenDaRing> Liinda: because IRC is the only social contact he gets now
20:13:00 <TokenDaRing> he's too paranoid to go out
20:13:00 <Kynetic> poor fella
20:13:00 <StrykerX> ^^
20:13:00 <Kynetic> theres meds for that
20:13:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
20:13:00 <couleurs> FiFa is LoVe, FiFa is LiFe
20:13:00 <Liinda> Thats all good if those are his issues
20:13:00 <TokenDaRing> Kynetic: he doesn't take them
20:13:00 <Dugnuts> you definitely do a lot better on irc when you really dont give a shit about anyone else on here
20:13:00 <Liinda> Not everyone has a perfect life etc
20:13:00 <TiSk> going out is shit
20:14:00 <Kynetic> no its not
20:14:00 <Kynetic> theres a whole fucken world out there
20:14:00 <Kynetic> go fishing
20:14:00 <StrykerX> Going out is good for your mind.
20:14:00 <TiSk> drinking in pubs is shit
20:14:00 <Kynetic> dont need friends to go fishing
20:14:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: go to a park then
20:14:00 <StrykerX> Allows you to unwind.
20:14:00 <TokenDaRing> go out to a cinema
20:14:00 <couleurs> LeTs GeT WaSTeD
20:14:00 <TokenDaRing> eat out at a resturant or a cafe
20:14:00 <TiSk> i am a computer addict
20:14:00 <amelia> people on here are so obsessed with other peoples lives
20:14:00 <TiSk> i cbf going places
20:14:00 <Liinda> but yeah. tisk, dont let anyone wind you up. at the end of the day, when u turn off your computer, all of us arent there. you know you, and thats it.
20:14:00 <StrykerX> Too busy with the bongs
20:15:00 <Liinda> ok, so maybe you dont turn off your computer, lols
20:15:00 <TiSk> amelia ppl on here feel its funny to type shit about others
20:15:00 <TiSk> when its just a waste of time
20:15:00 <Liinda> heys Dugnuts
20:15:00 <TiSk> fucken freaks
20:15:00 <amelia> thats why you ignore :)
20:16:00 <Dugnuts> sup
20:16:00 <StrykerX> TiSk, if you don't want people knowing about your life..
20:16:00 <StrykerX> Don't spew on and on about it on here
20:16:00 <StrykerX> Simple really.
20:16:00 <TiSk> i dont nemore
20:16:00 <TokenDaRing> you did the other night
20:16:00 <TiSk> u just make shit up now
20:16:00 <StrykerX> I don't have to make anything up when I speak of/to you.
20:16:00 <StrykerX> You've told me all it before.
20:16:00 <amelia> who got kicked out of MKR last night
20:17:00 <TiSk> dont know
20:17:00 <TokenDaRing> amelia: no one should watch MKR
20:17:00 <amelia> I hate when I get addicted to shit shows
20:17:00 <TiSk> google
20:17:00 <Liinda> dont worry TiSk, soon there will someone else that ppl will be drawn to
20:17:00 <amelia> they always suck me in
20:17:00 <Kynetic> mmm
20:17:00 <Liinda> im watching MKR lol
20:17:00 <Kynetic> i got more game of thrones to watch tonight
20:17:00 <StrykerX> loll
20:17:00 <Kynetic> first 4 eps got leaked!
20:17:00 <TokenDaRing> Kynetic: yeah I saw them today
20:17:00 <amelia> I hate not having the whole season to watch
20:17:00 <amelia> I gonna wait for the season to finish so I can watch it all
20:17:00 <TiSk> :/
20:18:00 <TiSk> i gotta watch last season of heroes
20:18:00 <Dugnuts> kk
20:18:00 <bee_girl> iP6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:18:00 <Kynetic> theyre remaking heroes
20:18:00 <TiSk> really
20:18:00 <TiSk> new
20:18:00 <Kynetic> ja
20:19:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!
20:19:00 <Kynetic> theyre keeping the original hiro
20:19:00 <bee_girl> :D
20:19:00 <Kynetic> the rest of the cast will be new tho afaik
20:19:00 <TiSk> dam
20:19:00 <Christoepher> i chris
20:19:00 <Christoepher> i fried
20:19:00 <amelia> mean
20:20:00 <TiSk> ur mr Christoepher are and idiot
20:20:00 <Christoepher> made coffee today
20:20:00 <Kynetic> cold press?
20:20:00 <couleurs> Fuck Game of Thrones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:20:00 <Christoepher> no
20:20:00 <Liinda> ^
20:20:00 <Christoepher> just nescafe
20:20:00 <Kynetic> no thanks couleurs
20:20:00 <Kynetic> i might hurt my willy.
20:20:00 <Christoepher> fuck
20:20:00 <Christoepher> just want a woman
20:20:00 <couleurs> MKR >GoT
20:20:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))))))
20:20:00 <TokenDaRing> MKR is for soppy losers
20:21:00 <Kynetic> you and TiSk should hook up
20:21:00 <Kynetic> be each others wingman
20:21:00 <Christoepher> hi TiSk
20:21:00 <Christoepher> :)
20:21:00 <Christoepher> how u
20:21:00 <Kynetic> reality tv is for sheep.
20:21:00 <TiSk> dont u have better things to do
20:21:00 <TokenDaRing> Kynetic: so true
20:21:00 <Kynetic> TiSk: pot. kettle. black.
20:22:00 <Loof> i'm loving usenet
20:22:00 <Liinda> sup loof
20:22:00 <Loof> hey Liinda man
20:22:00 <Liinda> wo
20:22:00 <faux> Lolll
20:22:00 <Loof> i call everyone man
20:22:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/dTpoUdP.jpg
20:22:00 <faux> Fucking love rebel wilson
20:22:00 <Liinda> im not everyone dammit :P
20:22:00 <Loof> we're all bros
20:22:00 <Christoepher> hi Liinda :)
20:23:00 <Christoepher> how u
20:23:00 <Liinda> haha she is brilliant
20:23:00 <amelia> she got a hot face
20:23:00 <Liinda> hey Christoepher im good u?
20:23:00 <Christoepher> i good :)
20:23:00 <Christoepher> made coffee had dinner
20:23:00 <Loof> fascinating
20:23:00 <Christoepher> fuk u loof
20:23:00 <faux> Attnskr
20:23:00 <Liinda> lol
20:24:00 <Christoepher> u more fried than me
20:24:00 <faux> I don't think so cos you're still talking to him abd he's not even here
20:24:00 <Christoepher> shut up
20:25:00 <Christoepher> you delusional fuck
20:25:00 <faux> You also can't spell your own name
20:25:00 <erlich> lol
20:25:00 <Christoepher> fuck off loof
20:25:00 <faux> Lol
20:25:00 <faux> And stay oit
20:25:00 <simba> that isnt chris
20:25:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: pretty sure it's pliv or mayo
20:25:00 <TokenDaRing> probably mayo
20:26:00 <simba> 1 of the dickheads
20:27:00 <simba> Mario Kart Racing > Game of Toilets
20:27:00 <Loof> god i'd love to play that right now
20:27:00 <Loof> nintendo games just have this uniqueness
20:27:00 <amelia> super nes mario kart
20:27:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
20:27:00 <amelia> collecting dem coins
20:28:00 <simba> play it
20:28:00 <faux> Pleeehhh
20:29:00 <TokenDaRing> faux your love is here now
20:29:00 <faux> Amelia has been here for a while
20:29:00 <faux> Keep up
20:29:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm talkjing about Picard
20:29:00 <amelia> I am her one and only fyi
20:29:00 <faux> Yep
20:29:00 <faux> Also wtf
20:29:00 <faux> There was an envelope under my door
20:30:00 <faux> And I'm Like ooo
20:30:00 <TokenDaRing> it's from Picard
20:30:00 <amsy> :(
20:30:00 <Loof> 'let's fuck'
20:30:00 <faux> It has $10 in it
20:30:00 <faux> So random
20:30:00 <faux> No name or nothing wtf
20:30:00 <Loof> 'let's fuck here's $10'
20:30:00 <faux> lol
20:30:00 <faux> LOL
20:30:00 <amelia> $10 for gastro stop cos they can hear you pooping
20:30:00 <faux> HAHA
20:30:00 <StrykerX> It's Picard's payment from the other night.
20:30:00 <couleurs> dw amsy i'll b ur irc love if u want
20:30:00 <amelia> you little pooper trooper
20:31:00 <faux> stryker and token pls stop trolling like pls give up I'm so embarrassed for you every time u type
20:31:00 <StrykerX> Who's trolling?
20:31:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah I thought you two were legit
20:32:00 <simba>  ༼ ºل͟º ༽
20:32:00 <amsy> ty
20:32:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
20:32:00 <TokenDaRing> hi Sunbeam
20:33:00 <amelia> hay frend
20:33:00 <Sunbeam> hi TokenDaRing :)
20:33:00 <Sunbeam> hi amelia :)
20:33:00 <amelia> (:
20:33:00 <couleurs> https://gfycat.com/LikableUnsteadyFrigatebird
20:33:00 <couleurs> B1 playing FiFa lol
20:33:00 <Sunbeam> hi colours :)
20:34:00 <faux> :)
20:34:00 <amelia> (((((((((((:
20:34:00 <simba> That takes Skillz
20:34:00 <couleurs> hi sumbean :)
20:34:00 <amelia> AHAHA
20:34:00 <faux> Lmao
20:34:00 <Sunbeam> hi faux & simba :)
20:35:00 <faux> hi :)
20:35:00 <simba> hi Sunbeam and faux
20:35:00 <amsy> hi Mew
20:35:00 <couleurs> Paul Blart: Fat Cop 2: Las Vegas
20:35:00 <faux> simby
20:35:00 <faux> bb
20:35:00 <amsy> bb
20:35:00 <amsy> :)
20:35:00 <faux> hai gurl hai
20:35:00 <faux> :)
20:36:00 <faux> wayD
20:36:00 <amsy> aW
20:36:00 <couleurs> i smell like beef
20:36:00 <faux> oo
20:36:00 <amsy> wayD
20:36:00 <couleurs> i sMeLL LiKe bEEF
20:36:00 <faux> aH
20:36:00 <amsy> luckyyyyyy
20:36:00 <couleurs> bEEEEEEEEf
20:36:00 <faux> Trying not to shit myself
20:37:00 <Sunbeam> roast beef n yorkshire puddings?
20:37:00 <amsy> lol :'(
20:37:00 <faux> I'm legit scared to cough
20:37:00 <faux> lmao
20:37:00 <couleurs> Sunbeam: Yes
20:37:00 <amsy> plug it
20:37:00 <amsy> :7
20:37:00 <faux> It'd fly out and break a window
20:37:00 <amsy> ahaha Hot
20:37:00 <faux> Or kill bonjook
20:37:00 <Sunbeam> ewww am getting visuals
20:38:00 <faux> not so smiley now are ya
20:38:00 <Sunbeam> :)
20:38:00 <faux> poll
20:38:00 <faux> Loll*
20:38:00 <Picard> lol @ token the try hard
20:38:00 <faux> They're still trying picard
20:38:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: hey man
20:38:00 <Sunbeam> i'm a care support worker...am used to dealing with shit :P
20:38:00 <faux> Just on another server
20:38:00 <TokenDaRing> did you think of us today and smile?
20:38:00 <Picard> how are you faux?
20:38:00 <faux> I'm ok
20:39:00 <Picard> just ok?
20:39:00 <couleurs> i'm an IRC operator...am used to dealing with shit :p
20:39:00 <faux> Yes
20:39:00 <Sunbeam> lol
20:39:00 <TokenDaRing> Sunbeam: roast beef and yorkshire pudding are amazing
20:40:00 <Sunbeam> you don't have to tell me.....I'm a Yorkshire lass...yorkshire puddings are our speciality
20:40:00 <faux> haaaahhhm so fancaaaaay
20:41:00 <Picard> Sunbeam has a penis
20:41:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: well she's got something you lack then
20:41:00 <Sunbeam> yes...my hubby's
20:41:00 <Picard> lol Sunbeam
20:41:00 <simba> yorkshire puddings own!!!!!
20:41:00 <TokenDaRing> simba they do
20:42:00 <TokenDaRing> roast beef, roast potatoes and yorkshire pudding
20:42:00 <Picard> faux what is your favourite food?
20:42:00 <simba> theyre insane
20:43:00 <Zade> Picard hello
20:43:00 <Picard> Zade how are u darl?
20:43:00 <Zade> fine and dandy
20:43:00 <Picard> great to hear
20:44:00 <picardstrannylove> hey thweety
20:44:00 <Picard> another retard
20:45:00 <StrykerX> Wow, it's one of those nights.
20:45:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: popcorn?
20:45:00 <Sunbeam> hi StrykerX :)
20:45:00 <Picard> StrykerX are they mates of yours?
20:45:00 <picardstrannylove> no picard i am all yours honey
20:45:00 <picardstrannylove> take me
20:46:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, yes please!
20:46:00 <StrykerX> Sunbeam! Long time!!
20:46:00 <StrykerX> Picard, negative.
20:46:00 <Sunbeam> it hasn't been that long StrykerX
20:46:00 <picardstrannylove> i want your small red wiener in my hot mouth
20:47:00 <TokenDaRing> mm cheesecake
20:47:00 <Picard> really
20:47:00 <TokenDaRing> this shit is awesome, I gotta say
20:47:00 <Picard> u eat shit?
20:47:00 <couleurs> silicon valley is back and true detective is back soon fuck game of thrones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:48:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: don't be obtuse
20:48:00 <faux> Zzzzzz
20:48:00 <TokenDaRing> besides, fuck you, I have cheesecake
20:49:00 <Picard> well stop trying to be a troll u moron
20:49:00 <TokenDaRing> picardstrannylove: 0/10
20:49:00 <Sunbeam> hi CLiNt- hugggs :)
20:49:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: I'm talking about cheesecake
20:49:00 <amsy> yesssssss silicon valley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:49:00 <TokenDaRing> stop your whining
20:49:00 <CLiNt-> hi Sunbeam
20:50:00 <picardstrannylove> picard i am lubed for you honeybun
20:51:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/RgKAFK5djSk
20:51:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wiz Khalifa - See You Again ft. Charlie Puth Official Video Furious 7 Soundtrack Views: 31,232,920 Uploader: taylorgangent Uploaded: Published on Apr 6, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 58 Seconds
20:51:00 <couleurs> diss my new jam (when i sad)
20:52:00 <simba> puth me
20:52:00 <simba> and then just tuth me
20:53:00 <picardstrannylove> i suck for $10
20:53:00 <picardstrannylove> $3 go to picard
20:53:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: this is pretty shit
20:54:00 <StrykerX> It is.
20:54:00 <TokenDaRing> -2/10
20:54:00 <TokenDaRing> thanks simba
20:54:00 <StrykerX> That was pretty bad.
20:54:00 <TokenDaRing> oh yeah
20:54:00 <StrykerX> But vaguely familiar.
20:54:00 <TokenDaRing> is it pliv?
20:55:00 <StrykerX> Reminds me of one of mayo's personalities
20:55:00 <TokenDaRing> ah
20:55:00 <StrykerX> One of them is a poor excuse for a troll
20:56:00 <StrykerX> The other's are considerably better.
20:56:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
20:56:00 <TokenDaRing> hi TheRiddler
20:56:00 <TokenDaRing> sup
20:57:00 <Liinda> hai TheRiddler
20:57:00 <amelia> is there an easy/quick way to delete heaps of photos from an album on facebook
20:57:00 <amelia> instead of 1 by 1
20:57:00 <StrykerX> Just delete the entire album?
20:57:00 <Sunbeam> can't you just delete album?
20:58:00 <simba> im sure u can edit and select as many as u want
20:58:00 <amelia> no I want the scenic photos
20:58:00 <amelia> I jus don't want him in them
20:58:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah I think you can select the photos you want to delete
20:58:00 <amelia> I click edit it jus let me delete one by one
20:58:00 <TheRiddler> who?
20:58:00 <TheRiddler> trouble in paradise? :o
20:58:00 <amelia> ahah
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> xm stalking you :p
20:59:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
20:59:00 <amelia> time to get rid of the ex
20:59:00 <amelia> why is facebook making it so hard
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
20:59:00 <TokenDaRing> amelia: ewww
20:59:00 <TokenDaRing> that's never fun
21:00:00 <amelia> ahah it's all good
21:00:00 <amelia> jus wish could click 1 button to do it all
21:00:00 <TheRiddler> I just had red rooster for dinner
21:01:00 <TheRiddler> feels like winter here already
21:01:00 <TokenDaRing> red rooter
21:01:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e078zHbCJ8M
21:03:00 <Liinda> i had nandos! =P
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> nice
21:04:00 <Liinda> yup and still full from it
21:04:00 <Liinda> i had to undo my jeans button like a fatty
21:05:00 <bee_girl> lol couleurs
21:05:00 <amelia> pants are for posh people
21:05:00 <amelia> jus rip em off Liinda
21:05:00 <Liinda> haha might put leggings on
21:06:00 <faux> Or just don't wear pants
21:06:00 <amelia> hate pants
21:06:00 <faux> I'm in a nanna nightie
21:06:00 <faux> lol
21:06:00 <amelia> ahahahah nightie
21:06:00 <amelia> cute
21:06:00 <TiSk> :)
21:06:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQJVsuqJ5xQ
21:06:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: These Are People Views: 112,900 Uploader: TheAndrewlawlrence Uploaded: Published on Oct 10, 2013 Duration: 0 Minutes 47 Seconds
21:06:00 <couleurs> lmao
21:06:00 <British^Meat> TLOUPS4
21:08:00 <AzzA> i wonder if i make an american ps4 account i can watch american netflix
21:08:00 <British^Meat> gawsh
21:08:00 <British^Meat> Netflix is so in right now....
21:08:00 <AzzA> netflix is killa
21:09:00 <British^Meat> meh
21:09:00 <TiSk> i got a movie on
21:09:00 <British^Meat> id rather dl
21:09:00 <AzzA> fuck up chris
21:09:00 <AzzA> no one was talking to you m
21:09:00 <TiSk> fuck u
21:09:00 <British^Meat> chris, why are you not banned? Like Beeehh?
21:09:00 <British^Meat> why are chris and beeh not banned?
21:09:00 <TiSk> cause i am not an idiot
21:09:00 <British^Meat> Beagle appears to be banned, but not chris or beeh hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
21:10:00 <AzzA> [19:09] <TiSk> cause i am not an idiot
21:10:00 <AzzA> LOL^^
21:10:00 <AzzA> chris
21:10:00 <AzzA> you are the biggest dumbest cunt on irc
21:10:00 <AzzA> and thats being nice
21:10:00 <TiSk> nope
21:10:00 <AzzA> yes
21:10:00 <TiSk> ur
21:11:00 <AzzA> you come on with different nicknames and the same ident/ip and pretend you arent yourself
21:11:00 <AzzA> you are hilarious
21:11:00 <TiSk> cause u then bring it up again and agian
21:11:00 <TiSk> and look stupid
21:11:00 <AzzA> we all laugh about you in other channels over it
21:11:00 <TiSk> so u dont know me
21:12:00 <TiSk> so u are dumber
21:12:00 <AzzA> i dont ned to know you to laugh at you
21:12:00 <AzzA> need*
21:12:00 <TiSk> for giving shit nething i say
21:12:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: we can't help knowing you because you get stoned and drunk and come on here and power rant about your life
21:12:00 <TokenDaRing> and to be truthful, we couldn't invent anything more tragic than your life
21:12:00 <TiSk> if u give shit what i ramble youre dumb dumb heads
21:12:00 <AzzA> ^^
21:12:00 <AzzA> classic example right there
21:12:00 <Sockzie> CHRISTOPHER FISHER IS A FAGGOT WHO LICKS HIS CATS BUM!
21:13:00 <Sockzie> CHRISTOPHER FISHER IS A FAGGOT WHO LICKS HIS CATS BUM!
21:13:00 <AzzA> its not what you ramble
21:13:00 <AzzA> but rather that you retend to be someone else
21:13:00 <TiSk> u dont know me
21:13:00 <AzzA> and deny it when questioned about it
21:13:00 <TiSk> stop focusing on me iam not jesus
21:13:00 <TiSk> fickle
21:13:00 <TokenDaRing> AzzA: remember the time he was pretending to be a cop?
21:14:00 <TiSk> just cause i say shit does mean i do shit or have done shit or mean it
21:14:00 <TiSk> doesnt
21:14:00 <TiSk> opps
21:14:00 <TiSk> what the fuck
21:15:00 <TiSk> i can tell some one i better than them
21:15:00 <TiSk> makes me less than them
21:15:00 <TiSk> makes me down right stupid
21:15:00 <AzzA> LOL TokenDaRing
21:15:00 <TokenDaRing> sense you not make tisk
21:15:00 <AzzA> yeah he is part of the 5-0
21:15:00 <AzzA> he is a PO LICE officer
21:16:00 <TiSk> wjat
21:16:00 <AzzA> you part of the PO PO
21:16:00 <TiSk> yeah i dont smoke weed
21:16:00 <TiSk> and such good one
21:17:00 <AzzA> LOL
21:17:00 <AzzA> you're high now nigga
21:17:00 <TokenDaRing> [19:45:02] <TiSk> yeah i have like 4 cones a day [19:45:15] <TiSk> when i wake up
21:17:00 <AzzA> lol
21:17:00 <simba> calm down niggers
21:17:00 <Picard> wow
21:18:00 <Picard> hostile lot tonight
21:18:00 <TiSk> its like omg i know info about someone on irc
21:18:00 <Liinda> picardo
21:18:00 <TiSk> i am a legend
21:18:00 <simba> fuck up Picard
21:18:00 <Picard> Liinda hello hun
21:18:00 <Liinda> hows u mister
21:18:00 <TiSk> no u are stupid for remembering
21:18:00 <AzzA> Liinda :)
21:18:00 <Liinda> Azza =)
21:18:00 <AzzA> hows you?
21:18:00 <Liinda> hows u?
21:18:00 <Liinda> i asked first !!!
21:18:00 <AzzA> lol
21:18:00 <AzzA> not on mine
21:18:00 <AzzA> [19:18] <AzzA> hows you?
21:18:00 <AzzA> [19:18] <Liinda> hows u?
21:19:00 <AzzA> im good, and you?
21:19:00 <Picard> no
21:19:00 <Liinda> pshh urs is wrong
21:19:00 <TiSk> text is ppl
21:19:00 <Picard> im well Liinda
21:19:00 <Liinda> im good thx.. how was ur day
21:19:00 <AzzA> i typed mine out in full, i win :P
21:19:00 <TiSk> ?
21:19:00 <TiSk> get to lies
21:19:00 <TiSk> know
21:19:00 <Liinda> Ok just this once
21:19:00 <TiSk> what the fuck
21:19:00 <AzzA> my day was quite good, i sat up til like 4am watching netflix :/
21:20:00 <AzzA> then woke up at 11am to do some study, had llunch and fell asleep again :P
21:20:00 <Liinda> what a day!!!
21:20:00 <TiSk> shut up AzzA
21:20:00 <Picard> simba
21:20:00 <Liinda> oi TiSk im talking to him
21:20:00 <TiSk> u too Picard
21:20:00 <Picard> get fucked TiSk
21:20:00 <TiSk> fucken u two are freaks
21:20:00 <Liinda> whooooo
21:21:00 <TiSk> like a lot of u
21:21:00 <TiSk> TokenDaRing is a freak
21:21:00 <TokenDaRing> who wants popcorn?
21:21:00 <TiSk> shut up
21:21:00 <TiSk> bet u cant go week without irc
21:21:00 <TiSk> even 3 days
21:22:00 <Liinda> Am i a freak TiSk?
21:22:00 <TiSk> no
21:22:00 <Liinda> <3
21:22:00 <Liinda> I knew i wasnt anyway lol
21:22:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: please, tell me more
21:22:00 <Liinda> I dont think anyone else in here is anyhow
21:22:00 <TokenDaRing> do go on
21:23:00 <TiSk> cocaine partys u going go there paulie
21:23:00 <TiSk> it is not safe for u to be here nemore
21:23:00 <TiSk> wait
21:23:00 <TiSk> then what
21:23:00 <TiSk> fuck
21:23:00 <TokenDaRing> how interesting
21:24:00 <AzzA> oh noes!
21:24:00 <AzzA> i got told to shut up my chris
21:24:00 <AzzA> lol
21:24:00 <TiSk> go 3 days without irc and not on here other nicks
21:24:00 <AzzA> whatever shall i do
21:24:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: please continue
21:24:00 <Liinda> its ok Azza... you will be okay
21:24:00 <AzzA> i hope so
21:25:00 <Liinda> ive been away from this place for months at a time
21:25:00 <AzzA> ive never feared for my irc life so much
21:25:00 <AzzA> :P
21:25:00 <simba> Impressive.
21:25:00 <Liinda> come back and the same ppl are arguing about the same shit
21:25:00 <AzzA> i went away for 2.5 years
21:25:00 <AzzA> just came back
21:25:00 <Liinda> and we are glad you are AzzA
21:25:00 <AzzA> aww ;)
21:26:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah AzzA you're chill
21:26:00 <Liinda> dont ever leave us again :P
21:26:00 <AzzA> hahaha
21:26:00 <AzzA> chill like a hot coffee :)
21:26:00 <AzzA> Liinda, just say the word and i'll stay for ever :P
21:26:00 <amelia> wow
21:26:00 <amelia> dork
21:27:00 <AzzA> sif dork
21:27:00 <TokenDaRing> that's cute
21:27:00 <Liinda> im trying to think of a word to make him stay forever
21:27:00 <Liinda> Pieter
21:27:00 <amelia> I got 2 words
21:27:00 <amelia> fuck off
21:27:00 <Liinda> lol nawh
21:27:00 <amelia> ohh
21:27:00 <TiSk> trippin
21:28:00 <Liinda> where is pi eater these days?
21:28:00 <simba> band
21:28:00 <Liinda> practise?
21:29:00 <simba> makes perfect
21:29:00 <simba> wb unique
21:29:00 <AzzA> awwww
21:29:00 <unique> Ty
21:29:00 <AzzA> amelia
21:29:00 <AzzA> so harsh
21:29:00 <AzzA> cupkates :)
21:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
21:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
21:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
21:30:00 <amelia> ahaha
21:30:00 <Fez> kate01
21:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> fez
21:30:00 <AzzA> is there just 1 word Liinda?
21:30:00 <AzzA> you can use multiple :)
21:30:00 <Liinda> My name is anough right?
21:30:00 <Liinda> *enough
21:30:00 <Picard> unique hello
21:30:00 <Liinda> hai under
21:30:00 <Liinda> oops
21:31:00 <Liinda> hai unique
21:31:00 <Liinda> hai katatonic_kate01
21:31:00 <unique> Hey Liinda :)
21:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai - sup
21:31:00 <Liinda> hai DragonMaster
21:32:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRbhNQUZYh0
21:32:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Clerks - Berserker (Complete song + lyrics) Views: 203,546 Uploader: xXnobrainXx Uploaded:  Aug 6, 2008 Duration: 2 Minutes 5 Seconds
21:32:00 <AzzA> its enough :)
21:32:00 <AzzA> im sold ;)
21:32:00 <Picard> so rude
21:33:00 <Liinda> hahaha
21:33:00 <AzzA> plus smooch likes you guys
21:33:00 <Liinda> awah smooch
21:33:00 <Liinda> pics please
21:33:00 <AzzA> she jumped on the keyboard about 15 times last night
21:33:00 <AzzA> it was more like a game
21:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:33:00 <TiSk> one day ppl will know i dont care what they think
21:33:00 <AzzA> she was like springing onto my bed like deer
21:33:00 <amelia> who named it smooch
21:34:00 <AzzA> the vet
21:34:00 <AzzA> which happened to be my ex gf
21:34:00 <AzzA> well gf at the time
21:34:00 <AzzA> now ex gf
21:34:00 <amelia> cat or dog
21:34:00 <AzzA> cat
21:34:00 <Picard> ffs i wish this fucking lung infection i have would fuck right off
21:34:00 <amelia> bleeeeeh cats
21:35:00 <amelia> then die
21:35:00 <Liinda> i ruv cats
21:35:00 <amelia> I prefer dogs
21:35:00 <AzzA> cats are better friends than dogs
21:35:00 <Liinda> AzzA show me a pic of ur kitteh
21:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> cats do their own thing
21:35:00 <amelia> no way hoe zay
21:35:00 <amelia> dogs way better friends
21:35:00 <Picard> hate cats
21:35:00 <Liinda> cats are relaxing, dogs are good for being active
21:35:00 <Liinda> they both love their owners, just differently
21:36:00 <unique> My cat, Penguin got hit by a car Christmas eve. Kids were devo. :(
21:36:00 <AzzA> ok, i gotta get them off my phone
21:36:00 <amelia> cats still nice but can't compete with a dog
21:36:00 <Liinda> ppl should stop comparing, they are different in every way
21:36:00 <Liinda> awh if its too much mucking around AzzA dont stress, next time =)
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> I hear dogs give a good root :p
21:37:00 <AzzA> i will have a look see if i can find some on the laptop
21:37:00 <AzzA> ash lol
21:37:00 <amelia> ohhh rid
21:37:00 <AzzA> i wouldnt let my dog sleep at the end of my bed
21:37:00 <AzzA> but smooch can
21:38:00 <Liinda> lol only if they have a bone
21:38:00 <AzzA> cos she just lays in 1 spot
21:38:00 <AzzA> and doesnt fuck around all night (most nights)
21:38:00 <AzzA> last night she was a bitch
21:38:00 <Liinda> my cat sleeps under the sheets and hogs the bed a lot of the time in winter
21:38:00 <TheRiddler> I would like a dwarf bulldog
21:39:00 <AzzA> kept laying this game, where she would piss off outside for 10 minutes, then run into my room and springbok herself on the keyboard
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> they're so cute
21:39:00 <AzzA> stay for 2 minutes for a quick pat
21:39:00 <AzzA> then do that same thing
21:39:00 <AzzA> french bulldog TheRiddler
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> and then I can take him to afl games as a mascot
21:39:00 <AzzA> ugly as a hatful of arseholes
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:39:00 <unique> I thought it was a good idea getting a purebred staffy. Biggest mistake.
21:40:00 <AzzA> ive got 2 purebred staffies
21:40:00 <AzzA> best dog in th world
21:40:00 <AzzA> ive had them all my life
21:40:00 <unique> When will she settle the fuck down..
21:40:00 <Liinda> they are very demanding and emotional dogs
21:40:00 <AzzA> these ones are brother and sister and arfe quite the class clowns
21:40:00 <Liinda> is she desexed?
21:40:00 <AzzA> how old
21:40:00 <AzzA> ?
21:41:00 <unique> Yeah, delayed desexing as we tried to pair her with neighbors purebred but didn't happen. Got her fixed probably 3 months ago... she'd be near 2 now.
21:41:00 <Picard> try owning a lab ffs
21:41:00 <unique> Actually 2 in June.
21:41:00 <AzzA> is she just left out the back to entertain herself?
21:42:00 <AzzA> staffies get bored easily
21:42:00 <amelia> wot colour are your staffies
21:42:00 <AzzA> and take alot of 1 on 1 care
21:42:00 <amelia> I got a little blue one
21:42:00 <Liinda> staffies are cuteeeeeeeeeee
21:42:00 <unique> We take out down the river for runs and for rides in the ute. She chases the kids on motorbikes and ahe always has stuff of her own to destroy..
21:42:00 <AzzA> the boy is pure black the girl is black/brindle
21:42:00 <Liinda> but i would get another rottie if i was to get a dog again
21:42:00 <amelia> my girl sits on other female staffies at the park
21:42:00 <amelia> jus goes up to them and sits on them :(
21:42:00 <Liinda> lol
21:43:00 <amelia> she's such a jerk
21:43:00 <unique> My girls a pure american staffy so longer legs but still nicely bulked.
21:43:00 <amelia> yah my one quite tall for a staffy too
21:43:00 <AzzA> amex staffs ar a bit different
21:43:00 <AzzA> ive always had eng staf
21:43:00 <unique> Full tan with thick black eyeliner look, sooky eyes.
21:43:00 <amelia> yah little barrells haha
21:44:00 <TiSk> are silence
21:44:00 <unique> Well nextdoor has a pure brindle eng staffy.. he couldn't reach my girl.. so we gave up on the idea of puppies.
21:44:00 <TiSk> wtf
21:44:00 <AzzA> i wouldnt mix the2
21:45:00 <unique> I didn't want to continuously breed her, thought 1 litter might settle. Nevermind now, she's fixed.
21:45:00 <TiSk> dang
21:45:00 <AzzA> staffs need alot of attention, they can be a really outgoing dog
21:45:00 <AzzA> most of the time they are more like humans
21:45:00 <TiSk> oh is fuck heads awake time
21:45:00 <unique> Do you find having 2 settles them? Having each other as company?
21:45:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: why start on him?
21:45:00 <TokenDaRing> did he say anything to you?
21:45:00 <AzzA> love chilling on the couch watching movies onn the weekend
21:46:00 <AzzA> nah mine are still kids
21:46:00 <unique> We have thought about getting another pup..
21:46:00 <AzzA> they are 7 months olf
21:46:00 <AzzA> brother and sister
21:46:00 <TiSk> oi Bastardly_One you are a fuckhead
21:46:00 <unique> Ohh still pups themselves
21:46:00 <TiSk> thanx
21:46:00 <AzzA> sister as at a friends atm cos she is on heat
21:46:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: settle down fella
21:46:00 <AzzA> but he is far more settled without her
21:46:00 <unique> Oh really..
21:46:00 <unique> I was over the mess.
21:47:00 <AzzA> yeah he hardly makes a sound when she not here
21:47:00 <AzzA> when both of them together
21:47:00 <unique> She went on heat 3 times and I'd had enough.
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> that makes sense
21:47:00 <AzzA> they are always fucking rioting
21:47:00 <Liinda> sup B1
21:47:00 <AzzA> sup old bastard ;)
21:47:00 <couleurs> can't chat watchen coachella stream u guys ok bye
21:47:00 <unique> Hey Jamie
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds identical to greyhounds ... fine by themselves .. in a group?
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that shit
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> hey kids
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> and not much Liinda
21:48:00 <AzzA> atffies are really good with other breeds too as a up
21:48:00 <unique> Yeah my hubby got between Luda and nextdoors dog... had to break it up.. wasn't pretty.
21:48:00 <AzzA> when i was with the ex wife in melbourne, we bought a staf pup and her parents bought a poodle
21:48:00 <TiSk> lol
21:48:00 <AzzA> and they were both female
21:48:00 <Liinda> Luda? as in Ludacris?
21:48:00 <AzzA> and got upto sme mischeof
21:48:00 <AzzA> but no where near as bad as these 2 i have now
21:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer the a bit taller ... <3 rottties and the rottie shuffle
21:49:00 <Liinda> rotties!!!
21:49:00 <Bastardly_One> *them a bit taller
21:49:00 <Liinda> german breed tho
21:49:00 <unique> Just Luda.. she was already named when we got her, rehomed at 14 weeks.
21:49:00 <AzzA> my sister has 3 rotties
21:49:00 <unique> Otherwise she was going to be put down
21:49:00 <Liinda> cute
21:49:00 <Picard> ohhh the oracle knows it all about dogs
21:49:00 <Picard> Skirmish hello
21:49:00 <AzzA> but 2 have gone all senile and unpredictable
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> so has my favourite dog ... he poops in his sleep even :(
21:50:00 <unique> I always wanted a Beagle. Ended up with a Staffy cos hubby wanted one.
21:50:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One thats you not the dog
21:50:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: pipe down champ
21:50:00 <unique> Safe to say I never get what I want.
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a bull terrier pure bred with papers
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> looks a mess though ... likes chewing his front paws too
21:51:00 <amsy> i want a st bernard
21:51:00 <AzzA> amsy :)
21:51:00 <AzzA> big dog for a little girl :P
21:51:00 <amsy> hey azza
21:51:00 <amsy> im not little
21:51:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/TbZRv5E
21:51:00 <unique> My brothers sog was big.. dane × mastiff. She was beautiful.
21:51:00 <amelia> my girl such a poser
21:51:00 <AzzA> im not ben hur :P
21:52:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
21:52:00 <unique> Aw amelia... those eyes..
21:52:00 <amsy> cuuute
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy is tall enough for an irish wolf hound even
21:52:00 <unique> It's definitely the eyes
21:52:00 <amelia> ahaha yah she pro @ puppy dog eyes
21:52:00 <unique> She's gorgeous
21:53:00 <Bastardly_One> she is definitely one good looking beast
21:53:00 <Bastardly_One> and dogs just love posing don't they?
21:53:00 <Liinda> omg amelia
21:53:00 <Liinda> so freaking cute
21:54:00 <amelia> ahaha she loves the camera
21:54:00 <amelia> poses every time
21:54:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing get fucked
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never met a dog camera shy yet
21:54:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: oi settle down sport
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sure they exist
21:55:00 <amelia> haha
21:55:00 <Liinda> nawh so cute
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> you know why cats are camera shy right?
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> ever see a criminal want their pic taken?
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> I rest my case
21:56:00 <AzzA> my smooch is camera shy
21:56:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One wtf are u on about
21:56:00 <AzzA> she always stcks her ears back
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> they hate them it seems
21:57:00 <unique> Seriously.. my dog won't sit still for a pic.
21:57:00 <AzzA> its like they know
21:57:00 <Liinda> hai Bonny
21:58:00 <AzzA> she was laying cheek to cheek with me just then, and i slowly went to take a selfy and she saw my phone
21:58:00 <AzzA> popped up and ran outside
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:58:00 <amsy> lol
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to have to corner mine in the window or something
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> to get even an action shot
21:58:00 <amsy> mines a poser
21:59:00 <Bastardly_One> that bitch could sense a camera from 20 km away
21:59:00 <Bastardly_One> no photos thank you I am part of the al-kitteh!
21:59:00 <AzzA> Liinda
21:59:00 <couleurs> i'm a fifarer
21:59:00 <AzzA> i was trying to kill 2 birds with one stone
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of cats
22:00:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/8l5AVc4
22:00:00 <Liinda> lol AzzA
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> TiSk start looking after your cat cunt
22:00:00 <amelia> awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
22:00:00 <amelia> thats a cute chilled out kitty
22:00:00 <AzzA> awww amsy :)
22:00:00 <couleurs> nice pusy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00:00 <Picard> <Bastardly_One> I used to have to corner mine in the window or something <--- the dog didnt appreciate being raped
22:00:00 <Liinda> AWAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! amsy!!!
22:00:00 <AzzA> lol ChanOP
22:00:00 <AzzA> lol couleurs
22:00:00 <amsy> hahahaha
22:00:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: cool it squirt
22:01:00 <couleurs> ChanOULEURS
22:01:00 <Picard> :P
22:01:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy, he looks like he thinks he is pretty cool at the best of times ... he looks it though
22:02:00 <Bastardly_One> you know those cats in "I don't always xyz but when I do"
22:02:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks like one of those
22:03:00 <unique> My dog is shit
22:03:00 <unique> amelia, train mine to pose
22:03:00 <amelia> ahahahah
22:03:00 <amelia> I'll show you another one
22:03:00 <amelia> hold up
22:03:00 <amsy> hes the coolest...
22:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I just busted the best pimple/blister thingo on my thumb
22:04:00 <faux> Barfelona
22:04:00 <Bastardly_One> must of burnt it recently and not realised
22:05:00 <couleurs> thank u 4 shareing
22:05:00 <Bastardly_One> yw
22:05:00 <unique> http://imgur.com/akpOzbh
22:06:00 <unique> Best I could get :/
22:06:00 <amelia> awwwwwwwwwww
22:06:00 <amelia> see he's sitting
22:06:00 <Liinda> hahaha awhhh so cute
22:06:00 <amelia> little cutie pie
22:06:00 <amelia> waiting for pats
22:06:00 <Liinda> i love animals
22:06:00 <Liinda> <3333333
22:07:00 <unique> She's a good looking dog.. Just crazy
22:07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's after yelling sit innit?
22:07:00 <Bastardly_One> she is bootiful
22:08:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/zIO5WCd
22:08:00 <amelia> this dickhead
22:08:00 <amelia> can't even go bathroom without her jumping in my grave
22:09:00 <amsy> cute
22:09:00 <AzzA> wow
22:10:00 <AzzA> Smooch is being a stubborn bitch tonight
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> worst thing ever though ... cutting dog's nails
22:10:00 <AzzA> teasing me with trying to take a selfie
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha ... then running off right?
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> my parents have a beagle
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> you're all set up and then off she goes
22:11:00 <AzzA> yeah she just came and laid on my pillow with me, slowly grabbed my phone, went to take pic and bam, gone
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> she smarter than the beagle here
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> beagles rule!
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> except chad
22:11:00 <amelia> she's all, treat em mean keep em keen
22:11:00 <unique> http://rs33.pbsrc.com/albums/d85/Un333k_/Aminals/Picture087.jpg~320x480
22:11:00 <AzzA> lol
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking love beagles
22:11:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0
22:11:00 <AzzA> she is very skittish
22:11:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dire Straits - Money For Nothing Views: 18,153,363 Uploader: DireStraitsVEVO Uploaded:  Feb 23, 2010 Duration: 5 Minutes 1 Seconds
22:11:00 <unique> My cat was always far more co-operative.
22:11:00 <AzzA> cos she is a rescue cat
22:11:00 <AzzA> but show wont go near anyone else but me
22:11:00 <amelia> bwahahahaha
22:11:00 <amelia> cute cat
22:11:00 <amelia> unique
22:12:00 <amelia> animals are so odd
22:12:00 <AzzA> she was beaten obviously as a kitten
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> I just thought of something eryyn
22:12:00 <amsy> :(
22:12:00 <AzzA> i think she was like 2 when i got her
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> that staffie would be like an irish wolfhound size to you :P
22:12:00 <AzzA> ive had her for 2 years, it took 12 months for her to get used to me
22:12:00 <Liinda> this is my girl Lilla asleep on my lap http://imgur.com/st8ROlO
22:13:00 <AzzA> tehn i went away for a little while
22:13:00 <AzzA> and she has just started to put trust in me again
22:13:00 <unique> Oh whatever. I am NOT that little.
22:13:00 <amsy> lilla means purple in norwegian
22:13:00 <couleurs> what is this, post a pic of your pet day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:13:00 <AzzA> haha awww
22:13:00 <unique> Anyone would think i was 4ft or something.
22:13:00 <AzzA> smooch sleeps like that
22:13:00 <Liinda> lol shhh couleurs
22:14:00 <Liinda> i love it when their heads are upside down
22:14:00 <AzzA> but she has her tail grasped firmly between her 2 front paws
22:14:00 <AzzA> she has a thing about sleeping with her tail tween her paws
22:14:00 <unique> Make me out to be some sort of midget Jamie. Pfft
22:14:00 <TokenDaRing> unique: are you short?
22:15:00 <unique> No..
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> her mini is like a limo to her
22:15:00 <unique> Lies.
22:15:00 <amelia> she's not short if you think 5ft is tall
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> do you remember those wog girls on the tram?
22:15:00 <AzzA> Liinda, good to see your cat is a docker supporter :P
22:16:00 <Bastardly_One> the omg omg ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmg! girls?
22:16:00 <Liinda> lol hell no
22:16:00 <AzzA> haha sure sure :P
22:16:00 <Liinda> i was one of those B1, except i thought i was gangster
22:17:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda, you? really? I've seen you and you look like you've got a mind at least :P
22:17:00 <unique> Hahahahaahaha
22:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess that means she remembers them
22:17:00 <AzzA> smooch and i were watching the game yesterday and i said to her "if the cats win today, you can sleep out tonight"
22:17:00 <Liinda> i wasnt a fully sick wog. i didnt like doof doof music
22:17:00 <unique> I'm like, 4'11..
22:17:00 <AzzA> she went and hid under my bed literally 10 seconds later
22:17:00 <unique> And a half.
22:17:00 <Liinda> lol
22:17:00 <AzzA> 4'11 is short
22:18:00 <unique> Yes, I remember Jamie. Don't remember a whole lot of that weekend though hahah
22:18:00 <Liinda> my cat loves the RSPCA tv ad
22:18:00 <unique> I live in a world of little things so I feel quite normal, thanks AzzA.
22:19:00 <amelia> AHHAHA my dog loves that ad too
22:19:00 <Liinda> i plug my laptop into the tv and put it on youtube... she watches all the animals walk by
22:19:00 <amelia> and GOT
22:19:00 <Liinda> hehehe
22:19:00 <Liinda> Whats GOT?
22:19:00 <AzzA> smooch loves the "nighttime....DAYTIME" bird
22:19:00 <Liinda> Oh, game of thrones
22:19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well for some reason I remembered them on the bus today when a group of girls were doing the same thing and had a random laughing out loud moment ... so embarrassng
22:19:00 <Liinda> lol
22:19:00 <amelia> yah haha I
22:19:00 <Bastardly_One> *embarrassing
22:19:00 <Liinda> how embarrashmnet
22:19:00 <AzzA> i watch that alot and she always takes an keen interest in it
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a cat once that loved dinosaur docos
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> ran around the house like a spastic more than not
22:20:00 <unique> Hahahah who cares. Don't know them
22:20:00 <amsy> my cat loves sleep
22:20:00 <amsy> no time for tv
22:20:00 <AzzA> ^^
22:21:00 <AzzA> cats have a good life
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> stick a dino doco on and she'd not move
22:21:00 <AzzA> lol another night of springbok cat
22:22:00 <unique> My cat is dead now. Buried him in the front garden. So far with toilet training, my son has wee'd on the cat 3 times and stated proudly he was weeing on Penguin. *sigh*
22:22:00 <AzzA> she just started her caper again
22:22:00 <DemonsRun> B1. Did you see the post on brat anything with wheels page?
22:22:00 <DemonsRun> B-rat*
22:23:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, link it if ya would
22:23:00 <DemonsRun> I screen shot it. I'll upload.
22:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I tell ya what I saw the other day though on Buy Swap and Sell
22:23:00 <Liinda> AzzA are u on a laptop?
22:23:00 <Bastardly_One> this person is asking for help about their car stolen
22:23:00 <Liinda> use the cam to take the pic of your kitteh
22:24:00 <Bastardly_One> some fuck posts "hahahahahahaha I know who did it!"
22:24:00 <Bastardly_One> the car still hasn't been found
22:24:00 <unique> Wish i was on laptop. This shit isn't easy on my phone.
22:24:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah this guy is looking for his laptop. Legit reasons. But comments are funny as fuck
22:24:00 <Bastardly_One> and 3 more from the same place have gone and the person keeps posting it
22:24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... show me
22:27:00 <AzzA> Liinda yeah :)
22:27:00 <AzzA> i just took a photo on my phone im going to upload to imgur
22:27:00 <unique> Goodnight all. :)
22:27:00 <Bastardly_One> night night
22:27:00 <AzzA> niht unique :)
22:27:00 <DemonsRun> It won't upload.
22:27:00 <Bastardly_One> ignore fb later too
22:27:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going on a full on whinge
22:27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:28:00 <AzzA> Liinda
22:28:00 <AzzA> http://imgur.com/itd2shm
22:28:00 <AzzA> \hmmm
22:28:00 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun
22:29:00 <AzzA> http://imgur.com/ITD2shM
22:29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll see if I can see it without joining
22:29:00 <DemonsRun> Seriously. You'd think if you plan a hens might for someone, they'd just say thank you. But nooooooooo you gotta be a fucking bitch to the people paying for you.
22:29:00 <DemonsRun> Bitch.
22:29:00 <AzzA> not the best of me
22:29:00 <Liinda> Nawhhhh so cute!! looks like a tiger
22:30:00 <AzzA> yeah she got me to get my finger in her ear lol
22:30:00 <Liinda> leopard or soemthing
22:30:00 <Liinda> hahahahaha
22:30:00 <AzzA> thats the only way she would stay still
22:30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh!
22:30:00 <AzzA> plu im taking pic with my wrong hand!
22:30:00 <AzzA> my unco hand lol
22:30:00 <Bastardly_One> there's that cunt I reckon who is selling stolen motorbikes
22:30:00 <Bastardly_One> he has another one up there
22:30:00 <amsy> kitty :)
22:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen him in buy swap and sell that little cunt
22:31:00 <AzzA> wow the camera does add a few kgs :P
22:31:00 <Liinda> Nawh well you're laying flat lol, damn gravity!
22:32:00 <AzzA> lol
22:32:00 <AzzA> i got a better 1
22:32:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
22:32:00 <Liinda> stop playing fifa for the night couleurs
22:33:00 <AzzA> http://imgyr.com/7qFgi8C
22:33:00 <couleurs> i'm not, i'm youtube
22:33:00 <AzzA> http://imgur.com/7qFgi8C
22:33:00 <amsy> me 2 am sleepy
22:33:00 <AzzA> the light is so bad!!
22:33:00 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun, when was this post? like yesterday or?
22:34:00 <DemonsRun> Today
22:34:00 <Liinda> hehehehehe nawh so cute
22:34:00 <AzzA> now she is being a poser
22:34:00 <AzzA> :P
22:34:00 <Liinda> brb need to put my car in the driveway
22:34:00 <AzzA> kk :)
22:34:00 <AzzA> i could prop take a million of her now
22:35:00 <Bastardly_One> can't see it
22:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm down to yesterday's posts without actually joining
22:35:00 <couleurs> pics of your car
22:35:00 <couleurs> post pics of your car day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:35:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: isn't it time for fifa?
22:36:00 <couleurs> no
22:36:00 <TokenDaRing> no longer a fifa man?
22:37:00 <couleurs> i'm on a break
22:37:00 <Bastardly_One> translation ... he can't find anyone to play
22:38:00 <DemonsRun> Might've been deleted.
22:38:00 <DemonsRun> Offered 500 no questions asked to get his laptop back off someone. Was hilarious. He only wants his sons photos back
22:38:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, might be FB showing top posts first and me thinking I was on yesterdays posts but there is a billion today posts
22:39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, but in ballarat it would be used on drugs so I understand him trying to appeal with a cash offer
22:40:00 <couleurs> theirs like 12k ppl oneline every night playing FiFa tyvm
22:40:00 <couleurs> #YWNWA
22:40:00 <amsy> lol
22:40:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna get MBL today
22:40:00 <simba> #YWNWA #LPFC
22:40:00 <Bastardly_One> but am told not that many play online
22:40:00 <amsy> #BVP
22:41:00 <couleurs> Man Boobs League?
22:41:00 <amsy> Liver Pewl
22:41:00 <Bastardly_One> baseball
22:41:00 <simba> <Bastardly_One> I was gonna get MBL today <Bastardly_One> But then I got high
22:41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:41:00 <amsy> lmao
22:42:00 <couleurs> lol
22:42:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see how he knocked a fan out on stage recently?
22:42:00 <Bastardly_One> in his zone in the middle of as song and some bitch gets on stage, and by instinct he clocked her
22:43:00 <simba> what
22:43:00 <Bastardly_One> of *a song
22:43:00 <simba> the guy who sings the because i got high song?
22:43:00 <Bastardly_One> afroman
22:43:00 <Skirmish> http://www.theage.com.au/digital-life/digital-life-news/five-good-reasons-not-to-pirate-the-leaked-game-of-thrones-episodes-20150413-1mjogc.html
22:43:00 <Skirmish> Too late
22:43:00 <simba> ur not actually supposed to know who sung that.... like the ketchup song or who let the dogs out
22:43:00 <simba> (BAHA MEN(
22:44:00 <AzzA> simba
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> you have to wait weeks to watch the 1s that are not leaked
22:44:00 <amsy> hahaha
22:44:00 <AzzA> is your poofy clubs like #YNTUA
22:44:00 <Liinda> ok back
22:44:00 <amsy> Bahahaha. Men.
22:44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, he is doing a guitar riff and the fatty knocks into him
22:44:00 <AzzA> wb :)
22:44:00 <Liinda> ty!
22:44:00 <Bastardly_One> he just instinctively clocks her
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> and I hear the ending of the last episode leaked is a massive cliff hanger
22:44:00 <simba> #KFC #LPFC
22:44:00 <AzzA> yw!
22:45:00 <TheRiddler> wait till they're all out imo
22:45:00 <AzzA> you'll never tear us apart?
22:45:00 <AzzA> lol biggest poofy thing ive seen in afl ever
22:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I want part 6 of the fucking books
22:45:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the tv series
22:45:00 <AzzA> apart from the crows singing the team song with the crowd
22:45:00 <simba> u should see this purple franchise they made up in WA
22:45:00 <Bastardly_One> George RR Martin is lazy fat cunt
22:45:00 <AzzA> the franchise thats going to win the lag this year?
22:46:00 <AzzA> flag*
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> living off the tv series and not giving a shit about those hanging for the 6th part of the books for like 4 yrs now
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> or more
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> arrogant cunt
22:46:00 <frayedknot> i'd say writing a book is a major effort though
22:46:00 <simba> no 1 cares if freo win teh flag lol
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> just a bit frayedknot
22:46:00 <AzzA> yes you do, cos you wont have anyone to rubbish anymore
22:47:00 <Bastardly_One> but if you're gonna start something and do it like that and make it so addictive
22:47:00 <simba> who me
22:47:00 <AzzA> not you
22:47:00 <Bastardly_One> finish the fucking thing!
22:47:00 <AzzA> you in general
22:47:00 <AzzA> as in the afl
22:47:00 <simba> lol
22:47:00 <simba> what there are 2 new shithouse franchises that r the new whipping boys
22:47:00 <AzzA> yeah true
22:47:00 <AzzA> Liinda
22:47:00 <simba> freo r very respectable 2 me now
22:47:00 <Liinda> Yessum?
22:48:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: have you seen GRRM?
22:48:00 <AzzA> i just found a pic of you on my laptop :O
22:48:00 <Liinda> lol whaaaa
22:48:00 <AzzA> i tyhink you dcc'd it to me a couple years ago
22:48:00 <amsy> is it cute
22:48:00 <Liinda> lol link me in pm
22:48:00 <AzzA> yah its very cute :P
22:49:00 <amsy> :)))))))
22:49:00 <Liinda> hahaha wowsers
22:51:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
22:51:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))))
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> starting grimm
22:53:00 <Liinda> couuuuuuuuuuuuuuleursssss
22:53:00 <Liinda> i have a question for you
22:53:00 <couleurs> RuLz
22:53:00 <Liinda> what does ur nick mean
22:53:00 <couleurs> gasp
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> no one has ever asked him that I bet lol
22:54:00 <Liinda> i think he has passe dout
22:54:00 <Liinda> *passed out
22:54:00 <Liinda> quick TheRiddler give him mouth 2 mouth
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:54:00 <stebie> Game of FiFa
22:55:00 <Liinda> lol
22:55:00 <Liinda> hai stebie!!!
22:55:00 <stebie> hey hey Liinda! o/
22:55:00 <couleurs> it means colours in french ok
22:55:00 <Liinda> long time no speakies
22:55:00 <stebie> yes it has been
22:55:00 <stebie> how's it going?
22:55:00 <Liinda> oh, thats kinda boring couleurs... cos i assumed that. was hoping for something more intereting lol
22:56:00 <Liinda> yeah good thanks stebie =) cant complain!! nbody listens :P
22:56:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYUoAqpJ6q0
22:56:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: M83 - Couleurs (live) Views: 198,996 Uploader: MozartFucker Uploaded:  Nov 8, 2008 Duration: 7 Minutes 35 Seconds
22:56:00 <couleurs> also a sang
22:56:00 <couleurs> MozartFucker
22:56:00 <AzzA> very borings :P
22:56:00 <stebie> Liinda, excellent! ^_^
22:56:00 <couleurs> ^____________________________________^
22:57:00 <Liinda> lol couleurs
22:57:00 <TheRiddler> stebie honeychurch got the rising star nomination
22:57:00 <Liinda> thats a song?
22:58:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:58:00 <Liinda> that guitarist is killing me. is that all he can do
22:58:00 <Liinda> twang twang twang twang
22:58:00 <couleurs> it's a long intro
22:58:00 <TheRiddler> banjo guitar
22:58:00 <Liinda> fucken uper long
22:58:00 <AzzA> twang twang twang twang
22:59:00 <couleurs> ok half the song is the intro
22:59:00 <Liinda> 4 mins in an its still an intro
22:59:00 <Liinda> LOL
22:59:00 <Liinda> then space invaders comes in
22:59:00 <AzzA> lol space invaders
22:59:00 <Liinda> with cow bells
23:00:00 <Liinda> wtf
23:00:00 <couleurs> :~)
23:00:00 <beehhh> are you okay annie?
23:01:00 <stebie> TheRiddler, yeah i saw that!
23:01:00 <stebie> how do you think we'll go on the weekend?
23:01:00 <stebie> could be a close one
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> annie will never be ok while you're around beehhh :D
23:01:00 <beehhh> I blew my kydney with a bong
23:01:00 <beehhh> mine mine were i was earlier
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> s'happening
23:02:00 <TheRiddler> probably lose by 20-40pts imo
23:02:00 <beehhh> Digital travelling i guess
23:02:00 <couleurs> told u i'm da song ppl think i a boring intro but then I'm Awesome !!
23:03:00 <beehhh> isnt tasmania next to nz
23:03:00 <couleurs> shut up beehhh u imbycle
23:03:00 <AzzA> yeah its about as close to nz as china is to Japan
23:04:00 <beehhh> the salmon across tran tasman
23:04:00 <beehhh> nibbles
23:04:00 <stebie> TheRiddler, don't say that ._.
23:05:00 <couleurs> vote 4 hilary 2016 every1
23:05:00 <beehhh> hi how are you
23:05:00 <beehhh> is this chasers
23:05:00 <beehhh> is this bby
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
23:06:00 <coffee> :\
23:06:00 <coffee> neways
23:06:00 <coffee> :/
23:06:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C6xDjQ66wM
23:06:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Shakira - Te Aviso, Te Anuncio Views: 71,125,716 Uploader: shakiraVEVO Uploaded:  Nov 24, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 23 Seconds
23:07:00 <stebie> MUFC
23:07:00 <couleurs> MCUFC
23:07:00 <stebie> no
23:08:00 <simba> FCUM
23:10:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/rGSxss7gWak
23:10:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Terminator Genisys Movie - Official Trailer 2 Uploader: TerminatorGenisys Uploaded: Published on Apr 13, 2015 Duration: 2 Minutes 47 Seconds
23:10:00 <couleurs> lol
23:10:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z81hsLIY1sQ
23:10:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti ft. Christina Aguilera Views: 101,152,541 Uploader: AFernandezVEVO Uploaded: Published on Jul 19, 2013 Duration: 4 Minutes 57 Seconds
23:11:00 <AzzA> and the walls keep tumbling down on the city that we looooooovvvvveeeee!
23:11:00 <AzzA> but if you close your eyes!!
23:11:00 <simba> terminator: jenny's sis
23:12:00 <simba> yesss more terrorism in HD
23:15:00 <couleurs> it's just terminator 2: bad actor day
23:18:00 <AzzA> night all :)
23:18:00 <AzzA> time to go and get some head from my pillow :P
23:18:00 <nate> bye hot dog
23:18:00 <beehhh> i want a kransky with fried onions
23:19:00 <TokenDaRing> hi beehhh
23:19:00 <TheRiddler> it is hawks
23:20:00 <beehhh> good mayo dont come cheap
23:20:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: how is norell?
23:20:00 <simba> krankskies own
23:21:00 <beehhh> http://3.imimg.com/data3/JE/BD/MY-10843117/alfa-mayonnaise-1kg-250x250.jpg
23:21:00 <nate> TokenDaRing beehhh is hitting australia for a holiday then off to study in england, sounds good dont it:)
23:21:00 <beehhh> simba are you maori a decent, last i heard from you
23:22:00 <TokenDaRing> sounds like stuff that isn't going to happen, nate
23:22:00 <beehhh> i might stay witn boris or paulbanks
23:22:00 <beehhh> interpole
23:23:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luwAMFcc2f8
23:23:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Robbie Williams - Angels Views: 22,050,106 Uploader: robbiewilliamsvevo Uploaded:  Jan 7, 2011 Duration: 4 Minutes 10 Seconds
23:25:00 <simba> lol
23:25:00 <nate> at first the terminator trailer looks b rate then gets better:)
23:31:00 <simba> 4:1)
23:33:00 <beehhh> aliens are species
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
23:34:00 <beehhh> im going to visit bario highlands
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> great
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> pls go now
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:38:00 <beehhh> miri got direct flight to syd melb and perth
23:39:00 <beehhh> http://oi59.tinypic.com/dzfj47.jpg
23:41:00 <beehhh> jackpug
23:42:00 <nate> love Shack beehhh babe!
23:42:00 <partay> beehhh hows the retardation today?
23:42:00 <nate> partay hes coming to australia!
23:42:00 <nate> yes!
23:42:00 <nate> YES!
23:43:00 <partay> i hope he has been vaccinated
23:43:00 <nate> beehhh will hit the gym and score the love of his life
23:43:00 <nate> norell no.2
23:43:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh, could you kindly go and drink some cleaning fluid, please?
23:43:00 <TokenDaRing> thank you
23:43:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm hoping since i asked nicely you'll do ti
23:44:00 <TokenDaRing> it*
23:45:00 <beehhh> pile of studies due *never study at Curtin
23:46:00 <beehhh> they make you dug out the shit
23:46:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: how's norell?
23:46:00 <beehhh> the fuck i know go ask her yourself
23:46:00 <beehhh> all my toughts are with nate and newcastle
23:47:00 <TheRiddler> she finished turning into a man
23:47:00 <nate> newcastle is cool?
23:47:00 <beehhh> new england hwy armidale i bet TokenDaRing havent been there yet
23:47:00 <TokenDaRing> who would I go to armidale?
23:47:00 <beehhh> norell is growing tits on hormone now
23:47:00 <TokenDaRing> why*
23:48:00 <TokenDaRing> that's stupid, you're stupidf
23:48:00 <beehhh> not the one in melbourne yer
23:48:00 <beehhh> near tamworth
23:48:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: is norell off with her male "friends"/clients?
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> TokenDaRing would only know of the one near tamworth
23:48:00 <beehhh> ok i should just let you talk
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> druggy city
23:49:00 <TokenDaRing> I haven't even been to Tamworth
23:49:00 <beehhh> wentworth i liked
23:49:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't really like country music much
23:49:00 <TokenDaRing> wentworth is shitty
23:49:00 <TokenDaRing> no idea why you'd go to Wentworth
23:49:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing has no idea
23:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been through tamworth
23:49:00 <TokenDaRing> Mildura at least has more to offer
23:49:00 <Bastardly_One> but was like 7am in the morning so didn't experience it
23:49:00 <beehhh> you shouldve living in darwin right about now
23:49:00 <beehhh> so would I its warm n mild
23:49:00 <nate> has beehhh really been living in australia before?:)
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he was deported
23:50:00 <beehhh> he were indeed
23:50:00 <TheRiddler> he cant come back
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> for setting fire to his house
23:50:00 <nate> beehhh geez man
23:50:00 <beehhh> i was never there
23:50:00 <nate> ruined ya life
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> actually it was for outstaying his visa but the second sounds better
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> mirza
23:50:00 <beehhh> i dont want chya futurereereree
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> link the fire story
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> nate, check this story out when he links it
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> so dodge
23:51:00 <nate> beehhh why not visit an asian country?
23:51:00 <nate> u like the whites?
23:51:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
23:51:00 <nate> whitey whitey bread!
23:52:00 <nate> beehhh could easily work at 7/11 night shift
23:52:00 <nate> give him a chance :)
23:52:00 <beehhh> that was before i come in contact with aliens
23:52:00 <TokenDaRing> nate I saw a bloke who looked like beehhh in Brisbane CBD today
23:52:00 <TokenDaRing> he was walking into the ladies toilets
23:52:00 <beehhh> nate & I move to noosa heads
23:52:00 <nate> TokenDaRing did u throw up into your mouth?:)
23:53:00 <beehhh> or withsundays
23:53:00 <beehhh> witesunday
23:53:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
23:53:00 <TokenDaRing> nate i repressed the urge to punch him in the face
23:53:00 <nate> beehhh we may have to bribe officals to get u back in
23:53:00 <TokenDaRing> look at that last photo
23:53:00 <TokenDaRing> looking like a druggie
23:54:00 <nate> beeh u have hair there
23:54:00 <beehhh> http://oi59.tinypic.com/16ly9ad.jpg
23:54:00 <nate> wow:)
23:54:00 <beehhh> winesefie last summer
23:54:00 <beehhh> my twin bro
23:55:00 <nate> i have no idea about visas
23:55:00 <nate> kiwis have no problem
23:55:00 <beehhh> so do i Plllp
23:55:00 <nate> beehhh goto kiwi land, and then australia:)
23:55:00 <beehhh> i met all blacks at the melb commonwealth , i escort them to the village
23:56:00 <beehhh> villege
23:56:00 <nate> yes villgax
23:56:00 <nate> its beehhh 10!
23:56:00 <nate> change into an alien beehhh 10
23:56:00 <beehhh> greater unions are better
23:57:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh ian't human', that's for sure
23:58:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QjgdDDMx7Y
23:58:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A R Rahman and micheal bolton -Sajna (GEMS) Views: 110,109 Uploader: TheAmrokhan Uploaded:  Jul 12, 2011 Duration: 4 Minutes 12 Seconds
23:59:00 <nate> http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/custom/untitled%20folder9/Batfleck/batman%20batgirl%20robin.jpg
23:59:00 <nate> batman movie beehhh style