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00:00 <gummyb3ar> night night linda
00:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaah now I am with you
00:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck! ... I just compensate
01:00 <Bastardly_One> get that sometimes with doing shit with cubase too
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> is it because I'm using a sitty mbox
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> usb
02:00 <Bastardly_One> quite frankly
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
02:00 <Bastardly_One> there is your 1 sec lag
02:00 <slinky_J> k so like
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh so lag found go away if I use..
02:00 <slinky_J> now shes comin wit me to wales nxt yr
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> *would
02:00 <slinky_J> or this
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it should effectively go away yes
02:00 <slinky_J> she's going to become my motherz best friend
02:00 <slinky_J> im gonna kill myself then
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> slinky_J
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> who
03:00 <slinky_J> my
03:00 <slinky_J> uno
03:00 <slinky_J> gf
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh you have one of those
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I might possibly have a payed mixing gig soon ... a shitty local blues band want help with their demo ... and I need money like BAD by May
03:00 <slinky_J> yer broke up with her earlier
03:00 <slinky_J> but she is cool just
03:00 <slinky_J> I am a pie
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what's happening in may
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and slinky_J
04:00 <slinky_J> and, dont push sauce into me!
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> is she hot?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> moving most likely 
04:00 <slinky_J> yer
04:00 <slinky_J> she is
04:00 <slinky_J> idc about that
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> crazy?
04:00 <slinky_J> no
04:00 <slinky_J> normal
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> how old?
04:00 <slinky_J> and hot yes
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think the guy here deserves not to be left in the lurch ... like a month's rent so he can find someone
04:00 <slinky_J> 28
04:00 <Bastardly_One> then the cost of moving
04:00 <Bastardly_One> then the rent and bond
04:00 <slinky_J> it freaks me out
04:00 <slinky_J> thinking
04:00 <slinky_J> she wants to do that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> like, one and a half grand in a short space of time 
04:00 <slinky_J> all that
05:00 <slinky_J> b1
05:00 <slinky_J> i so move into ur bed
05:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
05:00 <slinky_J> ilu bebe
05:00 <slinky_J> hmm
05:00 <slinky_J> I have to do a thing bro
06:00 <slinky_J> to get 4 grand
06:00 <slinky_J> that is not even mine
06:00 <slinky_J> but it is one of the things i do
06:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> slinky_J take drugs?
06:00 <slinky_J> nah
06:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> are you drunk?
06:00 <slinky_J> b1 has done it b4 nim sure
06:00 <slinky_J> no
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> then why the fuck are you so incoherent
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
07:00 <slinky_J> Hai guvnah!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you are ranting ... like christopher style
07:00 <Bastardly_One> manic plus
07:00 <Serenity> yes i lamb with great, sexy glasses... and giant pillowy tits. In my mouth
08:00 <slinky_J> I said
08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> now Serenity's at it
08:00 <slinky_J> With the head on 
08:00 <Serenity> aye?
08:00 <slinky_J> and you said no Sezz
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <slinky_J> AYE NUFFINK
08:00 <slinky_J> ok ur dead
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, remember that with TNT?
08:00 <slinky_J> D E D!
08:00 <slinky_J> *gets out knife*
08:00 <Serenity> remember what
08:00 <slinky_J> wot
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the random words convo
08:00 <Serenity> oh right
08:00 <slinky_J> rite
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and he totally understood it 
08:00 <Serenity> and he was convinced i was saying real things
08:00 <slinky_J> scuse
09:00 <slinky_J> tryin to murder someone
09:00 <Serenity> yjsy esd givlomh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if it'd work right now if ya know what I mean?
09:00 <Serenity> woah wtf
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <Serenity> that was fucking weird
09:00 <Bastardly_One> or on chris
09:00 <slinky_J> DIE AIR.
09:00 <Serenity> im gonna try on chris hang on
09:00 <slinky_J> not fair
09:00 <slinky_J> b1
10:00 <slinky_J> sezz cant not love n b scred by ghost
10:00 <slinky_J> ohh
11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> slinky_J
11:00 <slinky_J> am i banned
11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> are you drunk
11:00 <slinky_J> no
11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> whats wrong with you
11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> shrooms
11:00 <slinky_J> long story
11:00 <slinky_J> about today
11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh a mental thing
11:00 <slinky_J> a gf thing
12:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> focus son
12:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> get dumped?
12:00 <slinky_J> no no no
12:00 <slinky_J> nooo
13:00 <slinky_J> me
13:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> well then snap the fuck out of it
13:00 <slinky_J> was trying to break up
13:00 <slinky_J> you sound like my mate tez
13:00 <slinky_J> he'd say that.
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK YEAH! GOT A DISTINCTION FOR MY ESSAY! 
14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I like tez
14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> tez is allright
15:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> alright
15:00 <slinky_J> uno him
15:00 <slinky_J> bullshit
15:00 <slinky_J> Aint seen that guy since uno happened and
15:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what in KK
15:00 <slinky_J> uk T
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> community analysis 
16:00 <slinky_J> smart arse
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> sociology subject 
16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> is that soci
16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh
16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> um
16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> did you quote giddens
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> all I remeber from ny one unit of sociology 
17:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> was giddes that transexual
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> never heard of him
17:00 <slinky_J> all good
17:00 <slinky_J> uni?
17:00 <slinky_J> or tafe
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> uni
17:00 <slinky_J> nice
18:00 <slinky_J> and when people ask
18:00 <slinky_J> "oh cool"
18:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Anthony Giddens, is a British sociologist who is known for his theory of structuration and his holistic view of modern societies.
18:00 <slinky_J> yere
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
19:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i so cut and paste that, felt like i was back at uni
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> well there ya go
19:00 <slinky_J> cut n pasteinto ur browser
19:00 <slinky_J> get some good info
19:00 <slinky_J> I don't know where I am on the rung
20:00 <slinky_J> because of what I not believe but think and cement my values
20:00 <slinky_J> crocodylus_pontifex are you poetic at all?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> if so, a poem is in order!
23:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I just had a horrific thought. What if I babble incoherently. Thinking I construct clear and cohesive sentences.
23:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I mean I'm sure slinky_J thinks he makes sense
24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yes i am poetic
25:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Roasts his parents as they sleep, a ghastly human pyre
25:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Who'd suspect a little boy that shouldn't play with fire?
25:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Firmly tied down to the bed, sprawled across the mattress
25:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Doused in petrol, pleads of mercy, staring at the matches
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… that was different. 
26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Eyes of horror open wide as finally the match is struck
26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Hungry fumes burst in to flames, your little boy don't give a fuck
26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Blue flames race across the blankets, sheets fuse to their backs
26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Excruciating torturous pain, as faces melt like wax
26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i could go on
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you could…. 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> if only it wasn't so morbid, i'd probably like it lol
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Because I could not stop for Death 
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> He kindly stopped for me   
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> The Carriage held but just Ourselves  
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> And Immortality.
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> We slowly drove He knew no haste
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> And I had put away
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> My labor and my leisure too,
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> For His Civility  
31:00 <slinky_J> um
31:00 <slinky_J> a poem
31:00 <slinky_J> a stanza
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> We passed the School, where Children strove
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> At Recess in the Ring  
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> We passed the Fields of Gazing Grain 
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> We passed the Setting Sun 
32:00 <slinky_J> cool
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Or rather  He passed us 
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> The Dews drew quivering and chill  
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> For only Gossamer, my Gown 
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> My Tippet  only Tulle 
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> We paused before a House that seemed
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> A Swelling of the Ground  
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> The Roof was scarcely visible 
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> The Cornice in the Ground 
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Since then  ‘tis Centuries  and yet
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Feels shorter than the Day
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I first surmised the Horses’ Heads 
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Were toward Eternity  
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> omg fuckin brutal
33:00 <slinky_J> fucj
33:00 <slinky_J> ahem
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> where are the sun shine and lolly pops
33:00 <slinky_J> brutal is the word
33:00 <slinky_J> funny
33:00 <slinky_J> I used brutal last night
34:00 <slinky_J> when I was talking about paradise lost
34:00 <slinky_J> what you posted is poetry
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Emily Dickinson
37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i'd tap the shit out of her if she wasn't dead
37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and a lesbian
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <slinky_J> YER
37:00 <slinky_J> soz
37:00 <slinky_J> was responding to some on fb then
38:00 <slinky_J> funny though
38:00 <Loof> sup slinky
38:00 <slinky_J> Loof!
38:00 <slinky_J> sup brother
39:00 <Loof> not much man
39:00 <slinky_J> same
39:00 <slinky_J> put up with crap
39:00 <slinky_J> uno
39:00 <Loof> yeah\
39:00 <slinky_J> lol
39:00 <slinky_J> aye mang
39:00 <Loof> wonder if titanfall is any good
39:00 <Loof> u tried it?
39:00 <slinky_J> i dunno
39:00 <slinky_J> nup
40:00 <Loof> ah bummer
40:00 <slinky_J> i wanted to ages ago
40:00 <slinky_J> apparently its a good mp 
40:00 <slinky_J> but
40:00 <Loof> wish i had of gone xbox, sony are cunts
40:00 <slinky_J> we're not in the ages of strict multi playaz man
40:00 <slinky_J> well u got a ps4
40:00 <slinky_J> which is sick
40:00 <Loof> yeah
41:00 <slinky_J> doesnt matter which really
41:00 <Loof> i want an xbox too
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> coz like
41:00 <slinky_J> oh yea same bro same!
41:00 <slinky_J> im savin up for ps4 again
41:00 <slinky_J> lolz
41:00 <Loof> nice
41:00 <slinky_J> thing is
41:00 <slinky_J> like
41:00 <slinky_J> with bf4
41:00 <slinky_J> u got bf5?
41:00 <Loof> hardline?
41:00 <slinky_J> bf4* even
42:00 <slinky_J> nah not hardline wow u got that?
42:00 <Loof> only on pc
42:00 <Loof> nah not hardline
42:00 <slinky_J> noshit
42:00 <Loof> just bf4
42:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> KK postgrad?
42:00 <slinky_J> i could run bf4 n hardlineon this laptop man lol
42:00 <Loof> and i have bf4 on ps3 as well but fuck ps3
42:00 <slinky_J> whuuttt
42:00 <slinky_J> i love bf4 man
42:00 <Loof> same
43:00 <Loof> hardline would be ace
43:00 <slinky_J> DICE
43:00 <Loof> but they want so much man
43:00 <slinky_J> keep coming out with updates
43:00 <Loof> yeah
43:00 <slinky_J> yeh they care about the gamerx
43:00 <slinky_J> :P
44:00 <Loof> brb smoke
44:00 <Loof> and coffee
44:00 <slinky_J> me too
48:00 <Loof> slinky_J fav psone game?
48:00 <Loof> did u have one?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw undergrad
52:00 <Loof> and if i could only cum once, i'd want to cum in uuuuuuu
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Raewyn Connell
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> that's the transexual dude
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> becasue i remember have text books
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> first edition
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> he's a guy
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> next..
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> well
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> *having
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwww trueblood over 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame ending !
54:00 <Loof> trueblood final season sucked ass
54:00 <Loof> worst ending ever
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> what are you going on about croc?
54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i give up
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> some trans dude who was a sociologist ?
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> nevermind
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmkay
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
56:00 <Bastardly_One> que
56:00 <TheRiddler> ok my ps4 has been formatted and database rebuilt
57:00 <TheRiddler> now to see how it does
57:00 <ThomasChefferson> ash
57:00 <ThomasChefferson> i need help nao!
57:00 <ThomasChefferson> pm
57:00 <TheRiddler> yes?
57:00 <TheRiddler> ok
58:00 <Serenity> this guy
59:00 <Muzzled> what guy?
59:00 <Serenity> you
00:00 <slinky_J> hey
00:00 <Muzzled> evening slinky
00:00 <slinky_J> ever been published
00:00 <slinky_J> ?
00:00 <slinky_J> croc
01:00 <Maurice> You can eat a dick m8
01:00 <Muzzled> lol lori
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i was quoting Emily Dickens
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and
01:00 <Maurice> Whats up
01:00 <Muzzled> my dick
01:00 <Maurice> Same
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> not sure she may have been published
01:00 <Muzzled> but im about to eat it
01:00 <slinky_J> whom?
02:00 <Muzzled> what a boring life we lead
02:00 <slinky_J> crocodylus_pontifex
02:00 <slinky_J> you write
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I have no life but this
03:00 <slinky_J> I write.
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> omg i'm so on fire 
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> if you guys were well read
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you would be like
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> golf clap
03:00 <slinky_J> omg some body dies
04:00 <slinky_J> in my head
04:00 <slinky_J> I liked what you wrote
04:00 <Zuicider> slinky_J you could get a room
05:00 <slinky_J> yer
05:00 <slinky_J> with your sister.
05:00 <Zuicider> if you want to go so slow
06:00 <slinky_J> no
06:00 <slinky_J> not with an idiot like you
06:00 <slinky_J> I can do for this guy
06:00 <slinky_J> and you will talk shit cool
07:00 <Loof> can you gtfo Zuicider the jizzsmasher
07:00 <slinky_J> I will help a guy or I wont
07:00 <slinky_J> ay brother
07:00 <Zuicider> Loof go and cut ya wrists ya slag
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
09:00 <slinky_J> oi
09:00 <slinky_J> prob so go suck skirmish off now
09:00 <slinky_J> suckie suckie
14:00 <Loof> http://www.aafp.org/news/health-of-the-public/20150127sitting.html
14:00 <Loof> "Prolonged Sitting Linked to Serious Health Risks, Death"
14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGNj34GSjs4
14:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Joe Satriani - Midnight Views: 1,759,397   Uploader: holycow90 Uploaded:  Aug 26, 2005 Duration: 2 Minutes 29 Seconds 
15:00 <slinky_J> you lie.
30:00 <Loof> brb changing my ip too... hmmm LA USA sounds good :D
42:00 <Serenity> app for netfplix is good
44:00 <Loof> use hulu
44:00 <Loof> to run netflix app
44:00 <Loof> hulu app
44:00 <Loof> then you get US content
45:00 <slinky_J> aha
46:00 <slinky_J> i should stop grining my teeth
46:00 <Serenity> what has the american one got that we dont
49:00 <slinky_J> hey
50:00 <slinky_J> The Gambler
50:00 <slinky_J> sezz
50:00 <slinky_J> is really good.=
50:00 <Serenity> what is it
51:00 <slinky_J> the others I cant be fucked with
51:00 <slinky_J> oh
51:00 <slinky_J> well
51:00 <slinky_J> one that coulers
51:00 <slinky_J> n I
51:00 <slinky_J> um
51:00 <slinky_J> A Most Violent Year
52:00 <slinky_J> I'm watching some other movie
52:00 <slinky_J> oh
52:00 <slinky_J> btw
52:00 <slinky_J> The Railway Man
52:00 <slinky_J> that is good
52:00 <slinky_J> i liked it
52:00 <slinky_J> drama stuff
52:00 <slinky_J> oh freaky shit tho
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> is netflix worth it
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i may be a little late on this
53:00 <Loof> Serenity: http://www.lifehacker.com.au/2015/03/these-are-the-most-popular-movies-netflix-australia-is-missing/
53:00 <slinky_J> if I wasnt watching
53:00 <slinky_J> but this one film
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> considering torrents exist
53:00 <slinky_J> fkd my head up
53:00 <slinky_J> and I was sober
53:00 <Serenity> its worth it for me because its quota free
54:00 <slinky_J> k
54:00 <slinky_J> im prob gonna get smashed tonite
54:00 <slinky_J> sall good
54:00 <slinky_J> um
54:00 <slinky_J> did u dl only lovers left alive?
55:00 <slinky_J> jim jarmusch uino
55:00 <Loof> i got around optus's torrent throttling with a vpn :D
56:00 <Serenity> ive just got the free month for netfplix for now
56:00 <Serenity> errr netflix
56:00 <slinky_J> haha
56:00 <slinky_J> no shit
56:00 <slinky_J> sezz
56:00 <slinky_J> i give u the site
56:00 <slinky_J> kk
57:00 <slinky_J> https://yts.to/browse-movie
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> will the y have GOT?
58:00 <slinky_J> uno they dont
58:00 <slinky_J> nobody trax dl
58:00 <slinky_J> only upload
59:00 <slinky_J> man
59:00 <Loof> http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/digital-life-news/dallas-buyers-club-slays-iinet-in-landmark-piracy-case-20150407-1mey38.html
00:00 <Loof> bunch of people getting done for torrents in australia
00:00 <Loof> $9000 each person
00:00 <Loof> fine
00:00 <Loof> cunts
01:00 <Serenity> i cbf looking anymore
01:00 <Serenity> i so tired
01:00 <TheRiddler> for ppl seeding
01:00 <TheRiddler> not downloading
01:00 <slinky_J> ay
02:00 <slinky_J> I just
02:00 <slinky_J> I have this nickel suit
02:00 <slinky_J> I look so hot.
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> iinet
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> bahahaha
03:00 <slinky_J> amd
03:00 <slinky_J> sjprtly
03:00 <slinky_J> there-after
03:00 <Loof> fuck that movie website is pretty sweet slinky_J 
03:00 <Loof> thanks :)
03:00 <slinky_J> did you say poort?
04:00 <slinky_J> I prob
04:00 <slinky_J> fall into
04:00 <slinky_J> the slip
04:00 <slinky_J> SLIP
04:00 <slinky_J> into the cunt
04:00 <slinky_J> when u fall asleep
04:00 <slinky_J> and wake up
04:00 <slinky_J> inna cunt!
05:00 <slinky_J> vagina
08:00 <TheRiddler> it's all isps
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
04:00 <Lumeah> Hi slinky_J 
05:00 <Lumeah> Hi b1
05:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
05:00 <Lumeah> Meany he left 
47:00 <under> guys
34:00 <Paully> hey Bastardly_One
34:00 <Paully> need to speak to u man
47:00 <Paully> hey Lish
01:00 <Paully> hi Lish
09:00 <Paully> she leaves because she a dog
29:00 <Paully> she a dog because she leave
15:00 <Taco> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11133771_10153225914854586_3434254890960129652_n.jpg?oh=94a82067df9248d39a3c5140cde43ef8&oe=55E525AD&__gda__=1437886063_eee171d0dcc1c186b3a00c5dabe27df6
15:00 <Taco> Not alarmist at all
17:00 <Taco> This is why I hate boys with beards
21:00 <clusiana> :/
23:00 <nate> boys?:)
27:00 <nate> i dont like beards cause they ichy
27:00 <nate> :P
35:00 <nate> taco what meat do u enjoy the most:)
45:00 <Taco> Minke whale
45:00 <nate> whale meat!
45:00 <nate> MEAT!
46:00 <nate> hmmm cocoPOPS!
46:00 <Taco> http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/788c7d3064/pimps-don-t-cry-ft-cee-lo-green-eva-mendes
51:00 <nate> taaaco!
51:00 <nate> dance?!?
09:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
11:00 <Student> hillo 
21:00 <Fez> hi
24:00 <Student> hi
42:00 <ThomasChefferson> right
42:00 <ThomasChefferson> just saying
43:00 <ThomasChefferson> its raining lots
43:00 <mrgrumpy> no rain here
45:00 <TheRiddler> my ps4 is dead
46:00 <ThomasChefferson> :o
46:00 <ThomasChefferson> why>
46:00 <ThomasChefferson> mine looks like its turned off too
46:00 <ThomasChefferson> just quietly
49:00 <TheRiddler> keeps crashing so
49:00 <TheRiddler> it could be a ram issue or a corrupt hard drive
49:00 <TheRiddler> not sure really
50:00 <TheRiddler> it was working fine till the 2.5 update
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> hmmm
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> i did the update
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> are you first gen?
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> or second?
06:00 <slinky_J> stap sinning Sinner^- 
06:00 <slinky_J> !!!
07:00 <pandis> ahda
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
13:00 <ThomasChefferson> cupkates :)
13:00 <Student> freak
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
15:00 <Student> fan
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> um…ok then
16:00 <Student> ok
18:00 <ThomasChefferson> sup
18:00 <ThomasChefferson> sorry
18:00 <ThomasChefferson> fkn fb
18:00 <ThomasChefferson> im bored shitless
18:00 <ThomasChefferson> seriously
18:00 <ThomasChefferson> im so fucking bored
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw
18:00 <ThomasChefferson> i cant shit
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
18:00 <ThomasChefferson> carl barron
18:00 <ThomasChefferson> but i am bored shitless
20:00 <Student> put a wax stick up your ass, might help you shit 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
21:00 <Student> used all the time in infants having problems
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
22:00 <Student> not on song today 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
23:00 <Student> took a while to understand that
23:00 <ThomasChefferson> fuck up student
23:00 <ThomasChefferson> im not that bored
23:00 <ThomasChefferson> that i have to sit here and troll you
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> as appealing as that sounds...
23:00 <ThomasChefferson> huh kate
24:00 <ThomasChefferson> you know it
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
24:00 <pandis> peeps and heaps of poo
24:00 <pandis> kate and skirmie sittin in a tree
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
24:00 <pandis> lolz
24:00 <ThomasChefferson> oh lol
24:00 <pandis> TOTALLY
24:00 <ThomasChefferson> is that this weeks gosspi
24:00 <faux> Weeeee
24:00 <pandis> ONLY IN TREES BRO
24:00 <ThomasChefferson> gossip
24:00 <pandis> fox!
24:00 <faux> Hello
24:00 <ThomasChefferson> i have a day off
24:00 <pandis> stop weein u wee head
25:00 <pandis> how r u?
25:00 <ThomasChefferson> and there is new gossip!!
25:00 <faux> I'm ok
25:00 <ThomasChefferson> YAY 4 IRC!
25:00 <ThomasChefferson> faux
25:00 <ThomasChefferson> bish
25:00 <ThomasChefferson> im hungry
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's old 'gossip'
25:00 <faux> Think I wanna get uo and make soup 
25:00 <faux> But I'm a bit lazy 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooh pumpkin soup
25:00 <faux> Nah just veg and lentil
25:00 <ThomasChefferson> :o
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
25:00 <ThomasChefferson> bloody lentils
25:00 <faux> I has a soup maker 
25:00 <faux> Still haven't used it yet I'm excited 
25:00 <ThomasChefferson> pot?
25:00 <faux> No
25:00 <ThomasChefferson> on the stove?
25:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol
25:00 <faux> No.
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lentils are delicious  
25:00 <faux> A soup maker.
25:00 <faux> It looks like a blender 
26:00 <ThomasChefferson> lentils are meh
26:00 <faux> It boils your stuff 
26:00 <ThomasChefferson> so plain jane
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif they are
26:00 <pandis> GOSSIP
26:00 <pandis> picard loves gossip
26:00 <pandis> wot is it
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> you add them to stuff
26:00 <pandis> let's EMAIL it to him
26:00 <ThomasChefferson> yeah, salmon goes well with lentils
26:00 <faux> And cooks lentils are so good for you
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah do that Kate is fucking Skirmish
26:00 <ThomasChefferson> and tomatoes
26:00 <pandis> picard is so fat he orbits the moon?
26:00 <faux> Uh
26:00 <pandis> no?
26:00 <ThomasChefferson> ?
26:00 <faux> Stupid sentence
26:00 <ThomasChefferson> very stupid
26:00 <pandis> picard is so fat his poop orbits him!
26:00 <pandis> pewp
27:00 <ThomasChefferson> clearly the moon would orbit him
27:00 <ThomasChefferson> if thats the joke you meant to make
27:00 <faux> You're a joke that was meant to make
27:00 <Student> pandis got fucked
27:00 <faux> Or something 
27:00 <pandis> lolz
27:00 <pandis> yeah it is
28:00 <faux> Hi doc
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you guys watched fargo yet?
28:00 <doctor> hello faux
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> (tv series)
28:00 <Student> when did you become doc?
28:00 <ThomasChefferson> nah
28:00 <faux> How are ya
28:00 <faux> Nope
29:00 <ThomasChefferson> ive been contemplating it
29:00 <ThomasChefferson> netflix has me too many options
29:00 <doctor> tired but not bad
29:00 <doctor> yourself?
29:00 <ThomasChefferson> faux, im just a joke :(
29:00 <pandis> doc!!!!
29:00 <pandis> xD
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
30:00 <pandis> i mish ewe
30:00 <ThomasChefferson> wassup doc?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> you totes should thomas
30:00 <ThomasChefferson> no?
30:00 <ThomasChefferson> anyone>
30:00 <ThomasChefferson> tough crowd
30:00 <ThomasChefferson> i cant believe id never seen scarface until the other night
30:00 <doctor> hello pandis
30:00 <TonyMontana> SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
32:00 <Student> wow
32:00 <Student> a nick change moved his chair
32:00 <pandis> wot
32:00 <pandis> shut up
32:00 <pandis> and smd!
32:00 <Student> only here i can learn such MAGIC
33:00 <Student> mother fucker lower your voice and sit down 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <pandis> wot
34:00 <pandis> say this out loud Student
34:00 <pandis> i
34:00 <pandis> yam
34:00 <pandis> wee
34:00 <pandis> tar
34:00 <pandis> did
34:00 <Student> no hope for you pandis
35:00 <pandis> good movie that
35:00 <pandis> awesome title too i must say!
35:00 <pandis> No Hope For Old Pandis
35:00 <Student> ha ha 
36:00 <pandis> u made fox stop talkin
36:00 <pandis> i was so in!
37:00 <Student> god bless me if i did that
37:00 <pandis> shut the fuck up
37:00 <pandis> i love u
38:00 <Student> shut up bitch , fuck off
38:00 <Student> grow some hairs on your top 
38:00 <Student> let the floods running ;P
40:00 <pandis> funny
41:00 <pandis> you're a funny guy
41:00 <Student> fact
42:00 <pandis> fact what shithead?
42:00 <pandis> ur some asian
42:00 <pandis> go back to Someasia!
42:00 <pandis> ;P
42:00 <Student> ha ha 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> well!
45:00 <pandis> yer..
45:00 <pandis> yes~!?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> this is riviting
45:00 <pandis> so neway
45:00 <pandis> hows it goin
45:00 <beehhh> revitilizing
45:00 <Student> what is Fatty saying?
45:00 <beehhh> slap ya ear drum
46:00 <beehhh> i smoked 3G of weed
46:00 <Student> yah sure thing testicle free man :P
46:00 <beehhh> you made out of toilet stuff dude
47:00 <Student> what are you barking?>
47:00 <pandis> i h8 u two foreign cunts
47:00 <Student> i do not like you either baldy 
47:00 <pandis> baldy
48:00 <pandis> im so offended
48:00 <Student> ha ha
48:00 <pandis> why dont you just get off the network and go hunt monkeys in Borneo with beehhh
48:00 <pandis> :P
48:00 <Student> beehhh deserves those monkeys, let him fucked by them 
50:00 <Student> expelled by aussies, fucked by monkeys
50:00 <Student> freedom of expression 
52:00 <Student> water deviner
52:00 <Student> australian farmer movie
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
53:00 <Student> have't watched it
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't bother
53:00 <Student> ok
56:00 <Student> freak, what is your all time favorite movie?
00:00 <Student> freak?
02:00 <faux> K
02:00 <faux> Soups in
02:00 <faux> :D
02:00 <Student> whatever
02:00 <faux> Now to wait 30 mins
02:00 <faux> Nommm
03:00 <pandis> soup!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <pandis> nommmm!!
03:00 <pandis> :(
03:00 <pandis> :~
04:00 <faux> I put
04:00 <faux> Half a swede, 2 carrots, 2 sticks of celery
04:00 <faux> Tiny handful of angel hair pasta and lentils 
05:00 <faux> 500ml of chicken stock andddd topped it up with water 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> garlic / onion 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
07:00 <Student> she does't know the difference between them 
07:00 <faux> Yes garlic lol
07:00 <faux> No onion 
08:00 <faux> Fuck 
09:00 <faux> Some truck outside just slid out or something had a mini fuckinf heart attack 
09:00 <faux> Was so loud
09:00 <mrgrumpy> onion in a stew is fine but not in a broth
10:00 <faux> Yeah I dot like it boiked
10:00 <mrgrumpy> you either meant bonked or boiled
10:00 <mrgrumpy> as this is IRC im going with bonked
12:00 <Student> blonde
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i always put onion in my veg soup
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> well it's meat + veg
13:00 <mrgrumpy> yeah that sounds more like a stew than a broth - both are soups but one can be eaten with a fork the other not so edible with a fork
14:00 <mrgrumpy> <-- pedantic
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… no… it's still a veg broth 
21:00 <Dugnuts> yo yo yo
21:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> just bacon bones in ze soup to make it taste delicious….
24:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8
24:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: World's Biggest Fart - The Hippo Views: 10,108,227   Uploader: curiositytube Uploaded: Published on Dec 25, 2011 Duration: 1 Minutes 3 Seconds 
24:00 <nate> hippO farting!
24:00 <nate> HMm ;D
34:00 <Loof> Ana_Ng!*@* added to ignore list.
34:00 <Loof> putrid hideous creature
39:00 <Dugnuts> hmm bacon bones eh
41:00 <ThomasChefferson> i could never figure out how you say Ng in asian
41:00 <ThomasChefferson> it just sounds retarded
42:00 <ThomasChefferson> nughhh
42:00 <ThomasChefferson> ennnng
42:00 <ThomasChefferson> ennnguhh
42:00 <Dugnuts> thats closer
42:00 <Dugnuts> more like ungggg
42:00 <Dugnuts> without the u sound
42:00 <ThomasChefferson> wow
42:00 <ThomasChefferson> i cant even troll these days
42:00 <ThomasChefferson> lol
42:00 <Dugnuts> go on then
43:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
43:00 <ThomasChefferson> waiting...
43:00 <Dugnuts> well poo
43:00 <ThomasChefferson> yes
43:00 <ThomasChefferson> single!!
43:00 <ThomasChefferson> quick run down to long off
44:00 <ThomasChefferson> right need to find a 14 day free trial or a 30day subscription for ps4 somewhere
45:00 <Dugnuts> as in they give you a ps4 for 30 days?
48:00 <Loof> yawn
51:00 <ThomasChefferson> as in when u buy a new game you usually get a 30 day redem code
51:00 <ThomasChefferson> for playstation plus
52:00 <ThomasChefferson> nate....no where near enough numbers....he's a single digit!
56:00 <nate> i am going to watch lupin the 3rd movie!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
16:00 <faux> AW YIS
20:00 <psYbR> yisssssss
21:00 <pandis> psYbR!!!
21:00 <pandis> xD
21:00 <pandis> nait
21:00 <psYbR> hey penis
21:00 <psYbR> i mean, pandis
21:00 <pandis> uno u love it!
21:00 <psYbR> <3
21:00 <pandis> haha
21:00 <pandis> <3
21:00 <pandis> sarp mang
21:00 <psYbR> in and around my ringhole
21:00 <psYbR> fuck all just bought a new case
21:00 <psYbR> u
21:00 <psYbR> https://www.pccasegear.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=28530
21:00 <pandis> gf just dropped me off
22:00 <pandis> im aight i guess
22:00 <pandis> wouldnt mind some food
22:00 <pandis> beer!
22:00 <psYbR> what did she drop you off?
22:00 <psYbR> cliff, staircase?
22:00 <pandis> oh because I was at her work and she had go to the bank
22:00 <pandis> n my place is on her way back
23:00 <psYbR> yeah I could go some beers
25:00 <pandis> i poured scotch
25:00 <pandis> :P
25:00 <pandis> ehehe
25:00 <pandis> lost boys sountrack time
25:00 <pandis> cry little sister <3
26:00 <psYbR> American Sniper was a decent movie imo
34:00 <pandis> really
34:00 <pandis> I mean it's a clint eastwood film so yer it'd be good
34:00 <pandis> it's the controversy that surround that guy that has put me off seeing it
35:00 <psYbR> didn't know there was any controversy around him? didn't show in the movie as far as I could tell
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> g'day lads 
01:00 <Dugnuts> eww
02:00 <TheRon> scuse i
03:00 <TheRon> should always wait an after eating before attepting a bit or irc
03:00 <TheRon> hour
03:00 <Paully> just about to eat some porridge ill fart on u TheRon
06:00 <Dugnuts> so whats up with you katatonic_kate01
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> i think she is in a good mood Dugnuts
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> dont push her
09:00 <Dugnuts> asking how she's doing is pushing her?
09:00 <Dugnuts> wow
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <ThomasChefferson> ^^
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i "think" she is in a good mood lolz
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> someones a bit touchy today
10:00 <Dugnuts> well you know how us guys are
10:00 <Dugnuts> we are hopeless at telling
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, cunts
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> you mensturating Dugnuts?
10:00 <Dugnuts> nah i dont do made up words
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm fantastical 
10:00 <Dugnuts> well thats awesome
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've been painting this arvo
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> sorry, im not an english teacher
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> did some shopping
10:00 <Dugnuts> noice
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> got my nails did
10:00 <ThomasChefferson> i dont have spell check installed on my version of mIRC
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> now i'm painting shoes...
11:00 <Dugnuts> as in putting paint on shoes, or putting shoes in a painting?
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> as in painting the town read
11:00 <ThomasChefferson> while you got your cliche's out
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> as in putting glitter paint on shoes then sticking some fake jewels on them
11:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> as in paint with watercolours :P
11:00 <Dugnuts> so bedazzling them?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, something like that
12:00 <Dugnuts> is it for a costume or something?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
12:00 <Dugnuts> so tell us about it then
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> dress up party
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm going as a princess…. bada bing 
12:00 <Dugnuts> so what are you going as?
12:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
13:00 <Dugnuts> so is it like cinderellas shoe?
13:00 <Dugnuts> or just shiny, coz thats how princesses roll?
13:00 <ThomasChefferson> why go as something that you do on a daily basis?
13:00 <ThomasChefferson> bit every day ish Kate :P
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> huge tulle skirt and some fancy shoes
13:00 <ThomasChefferson> gotta be at least 50 brownie points there :P
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> shiny cos that' how princess' role
14:00 <TheRon> i'd go as a priest and take confessions
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> well i hope thats all you take
14:00 <Dugnuts> so not a modern princess, who just wears trendy clothes? :P
14:00 <Dugnuts> making a prince charming costume as well?
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> id be hoping it was an 18+ event
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> your would could be sweating
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> wow
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> friends party + childs
14:00 <ThomasChefferson> extra words
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> sooo killing 2 birds with one stone
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get to be a princess twice
15:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
15:00 <Dugnuts> two parties?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
15:00 <Dugnuts> i thought it was the same event for a sec
15:00 <Dugnuts> cool
15:00 <Dugnuts> so is your dress shiny too?
15:00 <TheRon> does the dress come off easily??
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw huge tulle skirt
16:00 <TheRon> that's important at parties
16:00 <Dugnuts> ahh, so big enough for someone to hide under it huh?
16:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw it's a short one
16:00 <Dugnuts> so huge but short
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda like a hippy tutu really
17:00 <Dugnuts> oh
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's got ribbons and i have to put some glitter on it
17:00 <Dugnuts> i just googled a tulle
17:00 <Dugnuts> i had nfi what it was
17:00 <Dugnuts> but now i know
17:00 <Dugnuts> oh glitter
17:00 <Dugnuts> the bane of carpets everywhere
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol yup
17:00 <Dugnuts> an ex of mine wore a glittery dress one night
17:00 <Dugnuts> i was still finding glitter in my carpet 18 months later
18:00 <Paully> im so horny
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's already a glitter disco here anyways - i have a 4 year old 
18:00 <Dugnuts> noice
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i hate glitter
18:00 <Dugnuts> ... so why glitter your dress up?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly because it sticks to you!
18:00 <Dugnuts> sorry
18:00 <Dugnuts> skirt
18:00 <Paully> should go naked
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it looks predy
18:00 <Paully> with a bag of doritos
18:00 <Dugnuts> i see
19:00 <Dugnuts> so you are pretty ambivalent about glitter then
19:00 <Dugnuts> you hate it but you love the way it looks
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
20:00 <Paully> glitter is amazing
20:00 <TheRon> gary glitter?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> it is amazing, i just don't like how it sticks to clothes and your body after an event or craft day :/
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not gary glitter :/
21:00 <TheRon> he's a top bloke
21:00 <Dugnuts> hahaah that same girl who tainted my carpet for a year once vajazzled, it was hilarious
21:00 <Paully> have a shower
21:00 <Dugnuts> ahh memories
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> vajazzling lolz!
22:00 <Dugnuts> not as fun as you think
22:00 <Dugnuts> i ended up with a bunch of uncomfortable things stuck to me
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> fun while it lasted !
23:00 <Dugnuts> well it made her happy at the time
23:00 <Dugnuts> and a happy girl is a fun girl
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats the main thing
23:00 <Dugnuts> so yah
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> \
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
24:00 <Dugnuts> all this talk of glitter just reminded
24:00 <Dugnuts> me
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> reminds me of 'and the boys' - angus and julia stone
26:00 <Dugnuts> ?
26:00 <Dugnuts> cant say ive heard that one
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and theres gold falling from the ceiling  ...
27:00 <Dugnuts> if its not on the radio i prolly havent heard it
27:00 <Dugnuts> and even if i have i wouldnt know who sang it or what its called
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <Dugnuts> so when are your parties?
31:00 <Fez> kate01
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> soonish
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fez
31:00 <Fez> your breasts look lovely today kate
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> why thank you
31:00 <Fez> no problem :)
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> your cock looks spectacular Fez
32:00 <Dugnuts> wow
32:00 <Dugnuts> spectacular
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> who says that
33:00 <Dugnuts> the girl who was sucking it at the tiem
33:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty….
33:00 <Dugnuts> maybe she's had some ugly ones??
33:00 <Dugnuts> :S
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd describe a floral dress as 'pretty' 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a cock - but each to their own
34:00 <TheRon> roosters can be pretty
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> some, sure
34:00 <Dugnuts> ok i was the same way at the time, she just told me it was coz it was all in proportion, nice size and shape and she just loved sucking it
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - ok then
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome
35:00 <Dugnuts> its hard to feel emasculated when a girl literally has you in her mouth
35:00 <Dugnuts> so i decided to take it well :P
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would you feel emasculated by a girl anyways?
36:00 <TheRon> will they play mr big - to be with you, at some point in the night??
36:00 <Dugnuts> well, as you said, pretty isnt something you normally say about cocks
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i see
37:00 <Dugnuts> at least its better than ugly!
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol this is true
37:00 <TheRon> being ugly is better than being mongaloid
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> you have a mongoloid(ed) genitals , i guess would be a blow to anyones ego 
39:00 <Dugnuts> heh
39:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno, maybe they mean that it could rape all of china and europe its so impressive
39:00 <Dugnuts> you know
39:00 <Dugnuts> like the mongolians
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> .....
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no
40:00 <TheRon> why is it everytime a chinese person puts up a wall, the mongolians come and knock it down??
40:00 <Dugnuts> goddamn mongorians!!!
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure no one i've know has ever mentioned that….. "wow your cock is so impressive, i'd bet you'd be able to rape all of china and europe with it"
41:00 <Dugnuts> pretty sure noone youve ever known has called a cock mongoloid either
41:00 <Dugnuts> so its a moot point
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… i'm sure there are some different looking cocks out there
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that jazz
42:00 <Dugnuts> and all that jizz?
42:00 <Dugnuts> :P
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and…all… that… jazz (jazz fingers)
43:00 <Dugnuts> just trying to stay topicaal :P
43:00 <Dugnuts> topical even
43:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
43:00 <Dugnuts> might be time to start the food prep
43:00 <Dugnuts> well this has been fun
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd what are you making if you need to start now?
44:00 <Dugnuts> some lamb shanks
44:00 <Dugnuts> they take nearly 2 hours
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
44:00 <Dugnuts> so they are all tender and just fall apart
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew trew
44:00 <Dugnuts> and its 1/4 to 5
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> baked veg?
44:00 <Dugnuts> its not that early
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it is
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd i have to get ready soon *rolls eyes*
45:00 <Dugnuts> ?
46:00 <Dugnuts> why the eye roll?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i'm comfortable in bed lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it's going to be cold outside…. 
50:00 <Dugnuts> and here i thought you were busy
50:00 <Dugnuts> anyways
50:00 <Dugnuts> time to cut stuff
51:00 <Dugnuts> ttyl cutie
51:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> cool banans
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> a
53:00 <Fez> thanx for the earlier compliment kate
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> no problems - thanks for mine 
54:00 <Fez> thats fine
55:00 <Fez> i was looking and thought you should be told
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <Fez> kate01 would you consider getting a third breast?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope, i'm happy with what i've got
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> would you consider getting a 3rd testical?
57:00 <Fez> if it pleased you,.. sure
57:00 <TheRon> fez is all about pleasing others
58:00 <Fez> you could suck on all 3 kate01
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wouldn't
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i suggest you remove a rib and see if you can suck em yourself 
00:00 <Fez> but im not gay
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> did I say you were
01:00 <Fez> you could have once when i was offline
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably
02:00 <TheRon> wings - band on the run
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbN0nX61rIs
02:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Florence + The Machine - Shake It Out Views: 42,048,983   Uploader: FlorenceMachineVEVO Uploaded: Published on Oct 3, 2011 Duration: 4 Minutes 42 Seconds 
02:00 <Fez> bacon and egg muffins ok for dinner?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> shake it out!
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure, if that's what you want
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm having thai
03:00 <Fez> oh good
03:00 <TheRon> tuna
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> tuna is never a good option :/
03:00 <Fez> is he hot?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think so
03:00 <Fez> whats your fave dinner meal kate01?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> umm
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> mexican 
04:00 <Fez> tacos?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> or italian 
04:00 <TheRon> tuna taco?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah tacos are ok, i like burritos 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> thai
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> love thai
04:00 <Fez> pizza burrito
04:00 <Fez> burrito pizza
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> steamed broccoli, peanut sauce, and coconut rice
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> is my fave at the moment
05:00 <Fez> cockonutz
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah naw
05:00 <TheRon> i had roast of the day for lunch only i think it was roast of yesterday
05:00 <Fez> ofcoarse
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ ron
05:00 <Fez> sall good right?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes all good
06:00 <Fez> not like it touched the ground or anything
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> apart from when I have to get up
06:00 <Fez> are you naked kate01?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
06:00 <Fez> damn
06:00 <Dugnuts> and shanks are cookin
06:00 <Dugnuts> mmm mmm mm
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
06:00 <TheRon> iwatch the naked news naked
07:00 <Dugnuts> oh they will be
07:00 <Dugnuts> they willlll beeee
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> :)
07:00 <Fez> if i went on deal or no deal id go halves with kate01
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome
07:00 <Dugnuts> why?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd spend the money on cupcakes
07:00 <Dugnuts> is she awesome in the sack or something?
07:00 <Dugnuts> i mean you are talking about a lot of cash here
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course
07:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am
07:00 <Dugnuts> but new car good?
07:00 <Fez> if i shared id find out
07:00 <Dugnuts> ive never met a girl that good
07:00 <Fez> well id hope
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <Fez> it wouldnt hurt my chances
08:00 <Dugnuts> so, what you are saying is that kate is for sale, you just need to give her enough money?
08:00 <Dugnuts> classy
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
08:00 <Fez> people arent for sale
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've already got enough money
09:00 <Dugnuts> oh i couldve said it a bit more directly than that
09:00 <Dugnuts> i decided to not
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
09:00 <Fez> what if i got you really really drunk kate01?
09:00 <Dugnuts> so, booze or money
09:00 <Dugnuts> you have some slick moves fez
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i usually pass out and go to sleep
10:00 <Fez> awesomes
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
10:00 <Fez> id hold your hair back if you spewed
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i don't spew that much
10:00 <Paully> hold back ur pussy
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> only if i drink copious amounts of wine
11:00 <Fez> wine it is
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
11:00 <TheRon> i like my women good and drunk
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're going to attempt to get e drunk and take advantage of me?
11:00 <Fez> wine thats been crushed with someone bare feet
11:00 <Paully> get her drun  and fuck her
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
12:00 <Dugnuts> well obviously thats the easiest way
12:00 <Dugnuts> when you are passed out and cant say no
12:00 <Fez> im not french enough to do that to kate
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
12:00 <Paully> drunk and rape
12:00 <Fez> anyways
12:00 <Dugnuts> i always need my ladies to say yes
12:00 <Dugnuts> thankyou very much
13:00 <Dugnuts> hell, most of the time when we have been on the piss they are the ones who force their way into my pants!
13:00 <Paully> never go with girls who say no
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> when i get drunk, i laugh more and i've been told that can be rather off putting LOLZ
13:00 <Paully> or make you work
13:00 <TheRon> paully the town rapist? naughty naughty!
13:00 <Paully> we are all adults, we dont need to wait 6 dates to fuck
13:00 <Dugnuts> heh
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmkay then
14:00 <Dugnuts> i suppose the 3 date rule is pretty ok
14:00 <Dugnuts> usually after 3 dates you know if you can stand the other person or not
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> dates lol
14:00 <TheRon> does her dad own a brewery?
14:00 <Dugnuts> personally i put out after the first
14:00 <Dugnuts> but thats me
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> who "dates" anymore?
14:00 <Fez> kate01: do you like to dance?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
14:00 <Dugnuts> people who are trying to find love?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> love to!
14:00 <Fez> swoit
14:00 <Dugnuts> what kind of stupid question is that kate
14:00 <Fez> wanna?
15:00 <Paully> dates
15:00 <Paully> good
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> um…. 
15:00 <Paully> take them for fine dining
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> "wanna go on a date with me"
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> so formal
15:00 <Paully> yes very formal
15:00 <Dugnuts> i never ask that
15:00 <Dugnuts> i always ask, a specific activity
15:00 <Fez> if ya gunna go that formal,.. ask the dads permission
15:00 <Paully> nah fuck the dad
15:00 <TheRon> fabio's love tips!!
15:00 <TheRon> root me!!
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ ron
15:00 <Fez> "nah fuck the dad" .. nah
16:00 <Dugnuts> so like "Hey wanna go to the movies, or dinner or bowling or mini golf or theme park or museum or whatever i feel like doing at the time"
16:00 <Paully> always hope for a drunk or drug dad because they are cool with anything
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey i live in the 1950's wanna… sip soda pop and eat ice cream too?
16:00 <TheRon> Dugnuts: a goot date is dinner film maybe some pig shooting or monster trycks
16:00 <Fez> wanna go to the carnival
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ ron
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
16:00 <Paully> soda pop great and ice cream also great
17:00 <Paully> i went for some last week it was really yummy
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> g'day love wanna… go pig shootin' and perhaps root after
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> *grunt*
17:00 <Dugnuts> yeah right, when you are trying to meet someone new and you do the internet dating, you have to ask people out
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> impressive ron!
17:00 <Fez> kate01 lets go to the drive-inn
17:00 <TheRon> rootin' in the back of the ute
17:00 <Paully> yeh you do Dugnuts
17:00 <Dugnuts> maybe you know enough guys where you dont have to date anymore
17:00 <Dugnuts> but im not in that situation kate
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> you wanna date guys?
17:00 <Paully> dont worry about her Dugnuts
17:00 <Dugnuts> you know what i mean
17:00 <Paully> she's sour
18:00 <Paully> thinks she king shit
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <Paully> we have no baggage but she has pleanty
18:00 <faux> k8m8
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi hi
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww you're gonna say i'm fat
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> please no, don't you'll HURT MY FRAGILE FEELINGS
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> *cries*
19:00 <Dugnuts> i think he was referring to your kid
19:00 <faux> I am not
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> right....
19:00 <faux> What is happening rn
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck all
20:00 <Fez> kate01: wanna go steady?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i'm married.
20:00 <Fez> damn
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know right!
20:00 <TheRon> he's only an obstacle
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha oh ok then
20:00 <Dugnuts> so no wonder you know nothing about being single
20:00 <Fez> what if he went missing?
20:00 <faux> ..
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i was born married….
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
20:00 <Dugnuts> these days
20:00 <faux> Lmao
21:00 <faux> Every time I join here its instant regret 
21:00 <faux> They get stupider and stupider 
21:00 <TheRon> you muslim?
21:00 <Paully> faux why come on then?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have a bunch of single friends who never say, oh hey i met this guy and we went out on a 'date'
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lil @ faux
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin'
21:00 <TheRon> they fucked at a party and it was on!
21:00 <Dugnuts> did they say that they went to dinner or something
21:00 <Paully> why you come here if you hate it so much?
21:00 <Dugnuts> heh
22:00 <faux> What's for din k8
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, they're like we went out for dinner had a few drinks at the pub
22:00 <Dugnuts> well
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> went home and fucked
22:00 <Dugnuts> guess what
22:00 <Dugnuts> thats a date
22:00 <Paully> thats you katatonic_kate01
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's catching up with a friend!
22:00 <Dugnuts> if you were already friends
22:00 <Dugnuts> in which case sure, you dont have to date
22:00 <Dugnuts> but when you are meeting new people
22:00 <Dugnuts> you have to
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> thai fauxy
22:00 <faux> Oo
22:00 <Paully> dont bother with her Dugnuts
23:00 <faux> You cooking or ordering in
23:00 <Paully> she's an old sour hag
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> going out
23:00 <faux> Nomnom
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!!
23:00 <Paully> anything you say she will say her way is the right way and tell you you live in the 50's
23:00 <faux> I has soup 
23:00 <faux> ;D
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh how was your soup?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> dugnuts - i disagree 
23:00 <Paully> LOL such rivetting convos!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <faux> Was goodies, but I'm still learning with this soup maker so next time I'm gonna put the metal filter in to make it chunky 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> well fuck off then paully
24:00 <faux> Cos it blended it
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
24:00 <faux> And made it smooth
24:00 <faux> Which I didn't want 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna do pumpkin soup soon
24:00 <faux> Lol
24:00 <Paully> then do it
24:00 <Paully> dont come here and tell us you are considering making it
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> right now, no
24:00 <Paully> just do it and stfu!
24:00 <faux> Pumpkins terrify me cos I always chop my finger off
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> paully,  suck a dick
24:00 <Dugnuts> well you know what kate, as a single man in a new city who only meets new people via dating website
24:00 <Dugnuts> i date
24:00 <Dugnuts> so i dont care what you say
24:00 <Paully> Dugnuts dont worry about her man
24:00 <TheRon> i like pumpkin soup thai style
25:00 <Paully> she's a nobody
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> only via the net
25:00 <faux> Ignore him k8, he's like a seagull he goes away if you stop feeding him
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> will do!
25:00 <faux> :P
25:00 <Dugnuts> and im not the only one
25:00 <Dugnuts> millions of people date
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…..
25:00 <TheRon> might get a ham hock tomorrow
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <TheRon> best soup ever
26:00 <faux> Ham.hock sounds so gross 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux do you date?
26:00 <faux> Like the name 
26:00 <TheRon> but it's so good
26:00 <Paully> Dugnuts she's a loser
26:00 <Paully> dont bother
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> or do you hang out / catch up with peeps?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> of the opposite sex, that is
26:00 <faux> No I finger me butt in the bathtub 
26:00 <Paully> faux doesnt date because she doesnt leave her house
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, so that'd be a not to dating then
26:00 <Paully> plus not many guys would wanna go there
26:00 <faux> I will notice u on me current status love
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice, noice
27:00 <faux> Thur
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh faux! got the eyebrows threaded today!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> so go do it
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> 20 bucks
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, $19
28:00 <faux> I'm still growing mine out
28:00 <Paully> would be hard for faux to do that, she would have to step outside
28:00 <faux> :'(
28:00 <Paully> not sure if cheap asian hookers will come to your house for beauty
28:00 <Paully> but worth a try
28:00 <faux> My cousin cleaned em up the other day
28:00 <Paully> slip em a dim sim and u be sweet
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> bbl peeps!!
29:00 <Paully> such a loser that chick
31:00 <TheRon> breasts!
36:00 <pandis> i gotta get up
36:00 <pandis> coz i neeeda maan
36:00 <pandis> and my hart is set on youuuu
36:00 <pandis> i gotta fry up
36:00 <pandis> coz im picarrrd
36:00 <pandis> and i eat childreeeennn!
36:00 <pandis> amen.
38:00 <Fez> tribreasts
39:00 <Fez> monobreast
39:00 <pandis> LOL
39:00 <pandis> Dances with One Breast
39:00 <pandis> O_o
40:00 <pandis> i tell ya
40:00 <pandis> dont rip off a store in front of cops n security man
40:00 <pandis> i got outta there just in time lolz!!!!!!
40:00 <pandis> 2 cartons woo :P
41:00 <TheRon> in jail, is there a tax on cigarettes??
41:00 <pandis> tax on everything man
41:00 <Paully> pandis are u ok?
41:00 <pandis> yea man!
41:00 <pandis> lolz
41:00 <Paully> sick
41:00 <Paully> i was worried
41:00 <pandis> :
41:00 <pandis> p
41:00 <Paully> i thought u maybe jump the gap
41:00 <pandis> :p
41:00 <Paully> or go kill someone
41:00 <Paully> LOL
41:00 <pandis> LOLS
41:00 <pandis> i was close to yer
42:00 <pandis> someone came over n chilled me out sall good
42:00 <Paully> faux is here so its all good man
42:00 <pandis> lolz
42:00 <pandis> i love fox
42:00 <pandis> she orsm
42:00 <pandis> i find it funny i wasnt dumped in the last week lolz
42:00 <pandis> i woulda dumped me haha
43:00 <Dugnuts> what did you do?
45:00 <TheRon> beer me
45:00 <pandis> didnt talk to her after first time we fucked
45:00 <Dugnuts> beer yourself
45:00 <pandis> wanted to
46:00 <pandis> but shit happens
46:00 <Dugnuts> oh
46:00 <Dugnuts> nah dont worry man
46:00 <Dugnuts> you've just made her insecure enough so she is gonna be pretty eager to please next time you see her
47:00 <TheRon> and tell me if it's still raining there in england
49:00 <pandis> lol
49:00 <pandis> i saw her today
50:00 <pandis> sarp loof bro!
50:00 <Dugnuts> and?
50:00 <Dugnuts> was she eager to please?
50:00 <pandis> she was cool as
50:00 <Dugnuts> heh
50:00 <Dugnuts> there you go
50:00 <pandis> i had to work it a bit
50:00 <pandis> lol
50:00 <pandis> but she was cool yer
50:00 <Dugnuts> oh
50:00 <pandis> i did make her feel bad
50:00 <pandis> sucks she cant hang tonite 
50:00 <Dugnuts> yup, but once you give a valid excuse thats all you need
50:00 <Dugnuts> awww
50:00 <Dugnuts> sounds like you like her
51:00 <pandis> i want her to watch The Croods nigga
51:00 <pandis> lolz
51:00 <pandis> hahahaha
51:00 <Dugnuts> oh?
51:00 <Paully> lol
51:00 <Dugnuts> are you like the dad?
51:00 <pandis> LOL
51:00 <Dugnuts> trying to get her to understand you?
51:00 <pandis> hahaha
51:00 <pandis> what?
51:00 <Paully> Maurice is here nice and early
51:00 <Paully> to do her job
52:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
52:00 <pandis> I'm the worm
52:00 <pandis> that lives in her smoo
52:00 <Dugnuts> haha
52:00 <Dugnuts> right
52:00 <pandis> i wiggle and sqpirm
52:00 <smooworm> I am teh worm tat live in ur smoo!
52:00 <smooworm> I wigglez n squirms an spit inside u!
52:00 <smooworm> xD
52:00 <slinky_J> bad smooworm!
53:00 <Paully> did u have sex ?
53:00 <slinky_J> ye we finaly
53:00 <slinky_J> 2 yrs of likin someone
53:00 <Dugnuts> wow
53:00 <slinky_J> Paully im gonna play some b4 and then just drink the night away
53:00 <Dugnuts> 2 years?
53:00 <slinky_J> is there a good new movie?
54:00 <slinky_J> oh nah Dugnuts 2 yrs we liked eachother
54:00 <Dugnuts> oh you could get dallas buyers club
54:00 <Dugnuts> yeah you said
54:00 <slinky_J> fuck r cops doin here
54:00 <Dugnuts> :P
54:00 <slinky_J> nxtdoor i guess
54:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha Dugnuts u saw that shit
54:00 <slinky_J> lolz
54:00 <slinky_J> i heard about that and thouoght GOO
54:00 <Dugnuts> oh no i didnt get it
54:00 <Paully> LOL
54:00 <slinky_J> GOOD!
55:00 <Paully> umm no good movies yet
55:00 <slinky_J> I didnt dl some movie bout some cunt aids shit
55:00 <slinky_J> thing is
55:00 <slinky_J> u can dl all u want
55:00 <slinky_J> is uploadin
55:00 <Paully> i got it
55:00 <Paully> i downloaded it
55:00 <slinky_J> i want it now aye
55:00 <slinky_J> LOL
55:00 <Dugnuts> the problem is, now that the precedent is set
55:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
55:00 <Paully> u should watch it
55:00 <Paully> its good
55:00 <slinky_J> is it
55:00 <Dugnuts> expect other companies to start doing the same thing
55:00 <Paully> but its not as good as they wanked on about
55:00 <slinky_J> i will then
55:00 <Paully> yeh man its a good movie
55:00 <Paully> honestly
55:00 <slinky_J> u and i love good movies
55:00 <slinky_J> nah i trust u man lol
55:00 <slinky_J> yer well they cant blame the individual yet
56:00 <slinky_J> and how many "individuals" would they need to prosecute
56:00 <Paully> Kill the Messenger
56:00 <Paully> get it
56:00 <slinky_J> they would start
56:00 <slinky_J> with ppl like me
56:00 <slinky_J> with a criminal record
56:00 <slinky_J> easy
56:00 <Paully> its true story
56:00 <slinky_J> brb
56:00 <Paully> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW4XO-52ubE
56:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kill the Messenger Official Trailer #1 (2014) - Jeremy Renner Crime Movie HD Views: 3,175,256   Uploader: movieclipsTRAILERS Uploaded: Published on May 29, 2014 Duration: 2 Minutes 19 Seconds 
06:00 <TheRon> it's not unusual to be loved by anyone
07:00 <slinky_J> i  burp
08:00 <TheRon> body movin' body movin' we be body movin'
11:00 <slinky_J> gonna watch dark knight rises ay
11:00 <slinky_J> n ignore this bitch out front
12:00 <TheRon> watch a classic like platoon
12:00 <slinky_J> she doesnt know the back way
12:00 <slinky_J> haha uno
12:00 <slinky_J> got this sick lighter today TheRon
13:00 <TheRon> does the chick strip?
17:00 <slinky_J> no
17:00 <TheRon> damn
17:00 <slinky_J> but im talkin to one now
17:00 <slinky_J> oh yer
17:00 <slinky_J> am seein 2 girls
17:00 <TheRon> don't brag
17:00 <slinky_J> she says in msg then
17:00 <slinky_J> 'hit I Can't Afford A Carton Any More I Can Only Afford Six Packs Or 10 Packs'
17:00 <slinky_J> LOL
18:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
18:00 <slinky_J> lol!!!!
18:00 <TheRon> hows that smell of the heater going on?
18:00 <slinky_J> shes talkin about stealin from work tonite lol
19:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha so i said one ten pack is good
23:00 <TheRon> now don't be sad
23:00 <TheRon> cause two out of three aint bad
27:00 <TheRon> fez 2 breasts out of 3 ain't bad
28:00 <TheRon> always remembering there ain't no second prize
31:00 <TheRon> it's just a song about ping pong
34:00 <TheRon> cause i gotta have faith
34:00 <simba> it's just a song about ping pong
39:00 <milk> don't give up, you still have friends
40:00 <TheRon> evrybody's got a hungry heart
41:00 <simba> everybody hurts
41:00 <milk> working class man
42:00 <TheRon> the honeymoon is over baby
47:00 <doctor> ooh ooh u got me in the mood mood
50:00 <doctor> rude to ditch me in the middle of a duet 
50:00 <Mew> that's so ron
51:00 <Mew> it was probably his round too
52:00 <milk> prolly still hung over from the weekend
57:00 <Mew> what a badass
57:00 <Paully> slinky_J you seeing ur gf tonight?
01:00 <slinky_J> oh mew
01:00 <slinky_J> go mew go mew go go
02:00 <slinky_J> new
02:00 <slinky_J> a bif dat ugly girl
02:00 <Paully> mew should be ur new gf
02:00 <slinky_J> man
03:00 <slinky_J> got boys like you.
03:00 <Paully> mew is chinese
03:00 <slinky_J> idc
03:00 <slinky_J> Mew is nothing.
04:00 <slinky_J> spell nothing in chinese.
04:00 <Paully> LOL
04:00 <Paully> xao sha
06:00 <slinky_J> i was taken?
10:00 <slinky_J> cops r here cib lookin over this
10:00 <slinky_J> So uno
10:00 <Paully> cops are here?
12:00 <slinky_J> cib
12:00 <slinky_J> lol
12:00 <simba> cum in butt
13:00 <Paully> CUM IN BUT
13:00 <Paully> hello cops from austnet australia
13:00 <slinky_J> bought
13:00 <Paully> simba is a marijuana dealer
13:00 <Paully> lives in s.a
13:00 <Paully> investigate him
13:00 <slinky_J> hey
14:00 <slinky_J> tell the next guy
14:00 <slinky_J> officer 1269
14:00 <slinky_J> rapes boys.
14:00 <simba> whats marijuana
14:00 <Paully> slinky_J are u on trips?
14:00 <slinky_J> sup simba
15:00 <Paully> ps5 coming out in 2017
15:00 <Paully> crazy they just brought one out wtf
16:00 <slinky_J> what
16:00 <slinky_J> idiot
16:00 <slinky_J> ps4 is a computer
17:00 <slinky_J> it's only going to get better
17:00 <Paully> yeh all are
17:00 <simba> SUP
17:00 <Paully> i cant wait for ps9
17:00 <slinky_J> same as xbox one its not a pc
17:00 <Paully> they said its gunna be xeon chips
17:00 <Paully> dual cpu
17:00 <slinky_J> i cant wait for bums
17:00 <simba> I've already got the Wii U 2: Wii Play 2 Gether 
17:00 <slinky_J> dual bums!
17:00 <slinky_J> simba has ps2.2
17:00 <slinky_J> :/
17:00 <Paully> wii u is great
17:00 <Paully> you were right slinky_J
17:00 <Paully> wii u is the shit!Q
17:00 <slinky_J> um
17:00 <slinky_J> simba
17:00 <slinky_J> got me onto wii u
18:00 <simba> i dont even have 1 yet
18:00 <slinky_J> same
18:00 <slinky_J> yetr
18:00 <simba> when xenoblade comes out 
19:00 <simba> welcome to one of the finest alaskan users we have on austnet
19:00 <simba> and also to Ana_Ng
20:00 <Paully> hi Ana_Ng
20:00 <Paully> man austnet is so dead LOL
22:00 <Mew> xoxo
23:00 <simba> ur dead
23:00 <StrykerX> Austnet is dying rapidly.
23:00 <StrykerX> :/
23:00 <Paully> its over
23:00 <StrykerX> They need to advertise it a bit.
23:00 <Paully> they do
23:00 <Paully> and they need to also remove the ops
23:00 <Paully> and ircops
23:00 <Mew> I thought it was more dead than this a few years back
24:00 <Paully> they fucked austnet up nobody else did
24:00 <Paully> no way mew
24:00 <Mew> Like 2009-2010
24:00 <Paully> ohh i wasnt on austnet then so i wouldnt know but i doubt that
24:00 <Paully> i dont think people realise that this is a part of australian history
24:00 <Paully> there should be a book written about it
25:00 <Paully> or a documentary
25:00 <Mew> yeeeahnah
25:00 <Paully> well people like you never offered anything of value mew so of course you would say that
25:00 <doctor> why are you so salty Paully?
25:00 <Paully> because I just had a workout
25:00 <simba> yeah
25:00 <Paully> the salt is coming out of my body
25:00 <simba> salt everywhere
26:00 <doctor> you should be more positive and smile more often, and all that other stuff
26:00 <Mew> people already know there's a high number of unemployed Australians they're prob not interested in what they chat about
26:00 <Paully> LOL thanks doctor
26:00 <Paully> great tip from you
26:00 <doctor> you're welcome
26:00 <Paully> Mew that was and is still not always the case
26:00 <Paully> people like you wouldnt be interested mew there is no point me trying to sell the idea to you
26:00 <Mew> start writing then lol
27:00 <Paully> you prob watch tv
27:00 <slinky_J> I wish I were mew
27:00 <simba> what idea?
27:00 <slinky_J> write five hundred pages without a fleshlight.
27:00 <simba> to write a book about irc?
27:00 <Mew> I have been known to indulge in the old TV now and then
27:00 <simba> u may as well put ur life to something Paully
28:00 <doctor> i like the white noise show
28:00 <simba> write that book 
28:00 <Paully> LOL simba why did you ban me from cunts?
28:00 <simba> cos ur not welcome in #cunts
28:00 <Paully> really?
28:00 <Paully> shit man
28:00 <Paully> how am i going to live my life
28:00 <Paully> :(
28:00 <simba> u know that
28:00 <simba> well dont be so salty
28:00 <simba> just move on
28:00 <Mew> theres a cool twist for your book Paully
28:00 <Paully> days big work done for little simba
28:00 <doctor> he'll feel rejected now and stalk your channel until you love him
28:00 <Paully> it would be funny if you had a gf simba
28:00 <slinky_J> no
28:00 <Paully> "hey babe what u do today" 
28:00 <Paully> "i banned a guy in #cunts... fuck yeh!"
29:00 <simba> should i ban you from here because you are just bringing a lot of negative energy to the channel
29:00 <simba> please calm down
29:00 <doctor> better than "I got angry at people I don't know on the internet"
29:00 <slinky_J> dude
29:00 <doctor> yeah, we're positive people here
29:00 <zaim> hiv positive
29:00 <doctor> don't bring your salt here
29:00 <simba> `topic SALT FREE ZONE
29:00 <slinky_J> every body
30:00 <slinky_J> brings their 'salt' here
30:00 <Mew> Z
30:00 <Paully> LOL simba
30:00 <Paully> ban me for what reason?
30:00 <StrykerX> slinky_J, I got some salt for you ;)
30:00 <zaim> M
30:00 <Paully> for expressing a point of view which is also 100% true
30:00 <slinky_J> I got some J for ur soup
30:00 <simba> i said why after because
30:00 <StrykerX> I like where this is goin
30:00 <Paully> simba you are classic OP
30:00 <Paully> go down in history
31:00 <simba> thank u
31:00 <simba> sugar is nicer than salt
31:00 <slinky_J> WINk
31:00 <Paully> salt is nicer than sugar
31:00 <slinky_J> :l
31:00 <Paully> sugar is for fat ppl
31:00 <Paully> pleanty of them around on austnet
31:00 <slinky_J> Paully
31:00 <slinky_J> chill
31:00 <Paully> unhealthy fat pigs
31:00 <StrykerX> Oh it can be.
31:00 <slinky_J> we'
32:00 <StrykerX> Our private stash.
32:00 <slinky_J> r mates
32:00 <doctor> fat shaming? why I never...
32:00 <Paully> yes slinky_J we the best
32:00 <Paully> fat ppl are useless
32:00 <slinky_J> no we just some dudes
32:00 <slinky_J> simba is so cool he hasnt banned u
33:00 <slinky_J> dude is so chill
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <simba> thats true
33:00 <simba> u are permbanned
33:00 <simba> im such a bad op
33:00 <simba> hack the network and remove me
34:00 <Paully> yeh heaps chill
34:00 <Paully> im really rocking the boat
34:00 <Paully> LOL
34:00 <slinky_J> well
34:00 <slinky_J> simba is my mate
34:00 <Paully> no wonder none of you did anything with your lives, you prob crying to the teacher if someone pinched u at school
34:00 <Paully> dead set
34:00 <slinky_J> bro
34:00 <simba> what do u know about school 
34:00 <simba> u couldnt pass grade 7 man
34:00 <Paully> i know that it was full of faggots like you simba
34:00 <simba> smoking weed at age 10
34:00 <Paully> couldnt pass grade 7 LOL 
35:00 <slinky_J> it's cold in Adelaide tonight
35:00 <Paully> its very cold
35:00 <Taco> Good.
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <Paully> cold as my penis
35:00 <Paully> where is adonis i need to buy some drugs
35:00 <slinky_J> okay
36:00 <slinky_J> peace 
36:00 <Paully> peace bro
36:00 <slinky_J> yep
36:00 <simba> ok bye
36:00 <StrykerX> Temperature is dropping quick tonight.
36:00 <Paully> temp very hot today
36:00 <Paully> dropping like flies
38:00 <slinky_J> was so coool
38:00 <slinky_J> bane is gonna drop batman!
38:00 <slinky_J> BUTTMUNG
39:00 <Taco> Paully, what kind of drugs do you wish to purchase from Adonis?
39:00 <Paully> id like to purchase the marijuana
39:00 <Paully> he was bragging how someone asked him for 14 pounds the other day
39:00 <Taco> Is Adonis a marijuanas trafficker?
39:00 <Paully> so im interested 
39:00 <Paully> as how someone and why someone would ask for 14 pounds
40:00 <Paully> because that is a huge amount of weed
40:00 <Paully> and for someone like adonis very funny
40:00 <Mew> just 4 personal bro
40:00 <Mew> for the next 35years
40:00 <Paully> and i am very over the weed in sydney so id be interested to see if adonis actually has something worthy or he's just talking shit again as usual
41:00 <Taco> How many syringes or hits of marijaunas would you get?
41:00 <Mew> I hope your book doesn't drag on this much
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <Mew> also hi taco flavoured keeses
41:00 <simba> good segway that thanx
41:00 <Taco> Why was Paully banned? He sure is a fuckwit, but thats no reason to ban him?
42:00 <simba> hes permbanned mate
42:00 <simba> just following orders
42:00 <Taco> oh rite
42:00 <Mew> segways are dedly
42:00 <Taco> Can you perm ban slinky_J?
42:00 <Taco> He's also a total fuckwit
42:00 <simba> instant Taconess right off the bat
42:00 <British^Meat> hah
42:00 <British^Meat> kettle
42:00 <British^Meat> pot
42:00 <British^Meat> black
42:00 <British^Meat> love it
42:00 <simba> black
42:00 <simba> FUCK
43:00 <StrykerX> Battery critically low.
43:00 <Mew> das raaacist
43:00 <StrykerX> I think my phone needs a new battery.
45:00 <Mew> what phone?
45:00 <Taco> Cisco 7960
46:00 <Mew> Nokia 3210
46:00 <Taco> I don't believe in free wifi. I ask ppl if they have free ethernet
46:00 <StrykerX> Galaxy S2
46:00 <Mew> ooo
46:00 <Taco> wifi causes cancer etc.
46:00 <Mew> Their batteries should be cheap as fk on ebay
47:00 <Mew> I just bought a 4s cos my current phone is fucked
48:00 <Serenity> i want an s6
48:00 <Serenity> sah bad
48:00 <Serenity> but im gonna wait and see if they fix what they fucked in an s7
49:00 <slinky_J> bums 4 teh butt
50:00 <slinky_J> couleurs!!!!!!!!
50:00 <slinky_J> yaY!
50:00 <slinky_J> the chosen one!
50:00 <couleurs> hi amsy 
51:00 <couleurs> and denzel 
51:00 <slinky_J> al hail amsy!
51:00 <amsy> hi cc !
51:00 <slinky_J> denzel noflicks?
51:00 <slinky_J> lolz
52:00 <slinky_J> couleurs i havent finished watched a most violent year
52:00 <couleurs> LeL
52:00 <slinky_J> it's really slow 
52:00 <slinky_J> good drama
52:00 <slinky_J> just couldnt watch it then lol
53:00 <slinky_J> it is really good man
53:00 <couleurs> Ok
53:00 <slinky_J> for what i saw about 38 mins
53:00 <slinky_J> :P
53:00 <slinky_J> no 
53:00 <slinky_J> an houor and that!
59:00 <couleurs> Ok
00:00 <slinky_J> ok
01:00 <slinky_J> my bad!
01:00 <slinky_J> this channel is small enough to swallow a small island.
02:00 <slinky_J> maybe we should all say yeah we're cool enough to be in here
02:00 <slinky_J> and nobody should argue
02:00 <couleurs> Hahahah!!!!!
02:00 <slinky_J> I see a lot of kewl ppl couleurs
06:00 <simba> me https://31.media.tumblr.com/b535f7f39e822a0fd6a6c2488b8e6fc1/tumblr_nlr3ei175r1tlb56zo1_400.gif
10:00 <couleurs> u a hot bich
17:00 <simba> u
17:00 <simba> welcome slower
18:00 <British^Meat> i like simba
18:00 <British^Meat> :)
19:00 <simba> i like like u
20:00 <British^Meat> like cool
20:00 <simba> like totally
23:00 <slinky_J> i like
23:00 <slinky_J> mario
24:00 <slinky_J> >:
38:00 <clubsamwich> i made schnitzel for dinner, first time ever, pulled it off flawlessly
39:00 <Loof> more like you pulled yourself off and ate toast
40:00 <Loof> toast covered in jizz
40:00 <clubsamwich> pulled myself off flawlessly too
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <simba> dont knock pulling yourself off whilst eating toast
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <Loof> multitasking ftw
43:00 <clubsamwich> how do you not get crumbs in your pubes?
43:00 <clubsamwich> or is that part of the joy?
44:00 <Paully> part of the joy
44:00 <clubsamwich> expunge - good word
46:00 <British^Meat> which one is that one?
46:00 <clubsamwich> wat
48:00 <simba> HACKERS [1995]
50:00 <British^Meat> ange joles
50:00 <British^Meat> hot
50:00 <simba> oh plivent if u meant the guy
50:00 <Serenity> holy mother of ass fucking hell
50:00 <Serenity> biting your tongue hurts
51:00 <simba> i got laksa with eggplant and giant tofu and stuff
52:00 <Serenity> fuck i need to get an eggplant
52:00 <TheRiddler> fuck a eggplant
52:00 <British^Meat> oh that guty
52:00 <Loof> i had stroganoff
52:00 <British^Meat> yes i know that guy
53:00 <clubsamwich> i'm trying to grow eggplant
53:00 <Serenity> i wanna make this eggplant parmiagiane thing my ex mother in law makes
53:00 <Serenity> sah fkn good
54:00 <simba> im gonna make it
55:00 <simba> ill watch your youtube how to
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <simba> vlog it!!!
55:00 <Serenity> nah ill just eat it
56:00 <Serenity> om nom
56:00 <simba> eggplant and zookini go with everything
57:00 <clubsamwich> just got to sleep with an eggplant under your pillow and you will dream of eating it
58:00 <slinky_J> couleurs
59:00 <slinky_J> can i pm u
59:00 <clubsamwich> couleurs is cooleurs
00:00 <slinky_J> wonderful
00:00 <slinky_J> aren't they?
00:00 <slinky_J> the colors..
01:00 <slinky_J> I just broke up with my gf
01:00 <slinky_J> sup samich
01:00 <clubsamwich> sorry slinky_J 
01:00 <clubsamwich> sorry to hear that, bud
01:00 <slinky_J> sif
01:00 <slinky_J> I am free I am a vampyre on his knees
01:00 <simba> how long were u together
02:00 <slinky_J> few months
02:00 <simba> 12:1(((((((((((((((((
02:00 <clubsamwich> how are you celebrating, slinky_J?
03:00 <slinky_J> uh
03:00 <slinky_J> her prob
03:00 <slinky_J> gonna like 
03:00 <slinky_J> try kill herself
03:00 <slinky_J> she was all how uno never been with
04:00 <slinky_J> she knows a lot of people
04:00 <couleurs> yeh pm me babby
04:00 <clubsamwich> what how uno?
04:00 <slinky_J> ay couleurs!
05:00 <clubsamwich> a vampyre on his knees ...i don't get it
09:00 <British^Meat> hah
09:00 <British^Meat> y u wanna pm him?
10:00 <British^Meat> is it secrets?
10:00 <British^Meat> do u wanna ask him why he thinks ur a twat?
10:00 <British^Meat> reckon i know the answer to that one....
13:00 <clubsamwich> i thought couleurs was a she
13:00 <British^Meat> i unno
14:00 <couleurs> ;)
15:00 <clubsamwich> i always forget who has a penis and who doesn't
15:00 <doctor> i'm often forgetful
16:00 <doctor> sometimes it makes me wonder, but then i forget
16:00 <British^Meat> i am with penis
16:00 <clubsamwich> i'm also with penis
16:00 <clubsamwich> there's a t-shirt right there
17:00 <British^Meat> http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxszl7mXno1r7k1afo1_500.jpg
33:00 <Mew> KP rocks
33:00 <Grim> INDED
33:00 <British^Meat> what he said
40:00 <Skirmish> My lovely son bought me a 1KG bag of Black Cats lollies today. 
40:00 <Skirmish> ENVY MY LOLLIES!
42:00 <slinky_J> pretty cool
42:00 <slinky_J> 1kg lollies man
42:00 <slinky_J> when we were young uno
42:00 <Skirmish> Shut up Pieter.
42:00 <slinky_J> that'd be the biggest treat ever skirm
42:00 <slinky_J> stop being a cunt for one minute.
43:00 <British^Meat> lol
43:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt0IiGxNntw
43:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Grimes, Bleachers - Entropy (Audio) Views: 340,664   Uploader: BleachersVEVO Uploaded: Published on Mar 15, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 6 Seconds 
43:00 <Mew> skirmeeeesh
43:00 <Skirmish> Mother Mew! 
43:00 <slinky_J> oh
43:00 <slinky_J> the three wise men are here.
44:00 <Skirmish> Are you going to sook now slinky_J? If you're going to sook you can fuck right off. 
44:00 <slinky_J> sure don't want to get in your way, less I want to star in my own dime novel.
44:00 <slinky_J> Sorry Skirmish?
44:00 <slinky_J> I was being nice to you.
44:00 <Mew> his gf broke up with him its gonna be sook lvl 9000
45:00 <slinky_J> mew shut your mouth
45:00 <Skirmish> Always a terrible day when your own imagination rejects you. 
46:00 <slinky_J> oh cmon
46:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Gqc5S6t2U lol wtf
46:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sponge Cake Views: 157,732   Uploader: danggerann467 Uploaded:  Nov 28, 2007 Duration: 0 Minutes 47 Seconds 
47:00 <slinky_J> I'm giving you such gold in pm
47:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
47:00 <slinky_J> it's truly amazing when three losers can gather the fk up
47:00 <slinky_J> at one time
48:00 <slinky_J> Mew whom has nothing and owns nothing
48:00 <Mew> chanop isn't real
48:00 <Grim> nah she is a slut
48:00 <slinky_J> she is
48:00 <slinky_J> she was when I met her
48:00 <slinky_J> well dylan said he fucked her
49:00 <Skirmish> Are you still jealous that Mew knocked you back slinky_J? 
50:00 <British^Meat> arent you buying new house this yr slinky_J?
50:00 <Skirmish> LOL is that code for 'Housing Commission is moving me and mum'? 
50:00 <slinky_J> wow you guys come out hard
51:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish i'd never take anything you say seriously
51:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat on the other hand
51:00 <slinky_J> um nw
51:00 <slinky_J> i failed with property and yer
51:00 <Skirmish> That's ok slinky_J. I'm not a religion. I don't require your belief to be real. 
51:00 <slinky_J> my bad
51:00 <slinky_J> tho British^Meat mum i helping me through it
52:00 <British^Meat> lol
52:00 <British^Meat> k
52:00 <slinky_J> yer 
52:00 <British^Meat> u wont get one
52:00 <British^Meat> i have foreseen it
52:00 <Mew> Of course she is lol
52:00 <slinky_J> idc I gambled
52:00 <slinky_J> i lost a lot of money.
53:00 <slinky_J> shit on ki didnt work out.
53:00 <Mew> lmao
53:00 <Skirmish> B1 got a centrelink loan to try be one of the cool kids with a PS4 ... maybe you could get a centrelink loan and buy a house? 
53:00 <Skirmish> I'd be hella impressed. 
53:00 <slinky_J> why talk about B1
54:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish
54:00 <British^Meat> coz twins
54:00 <slinky_J> everone here knows
54:00 <slinky_J> you are  just talking shit to reinforce
54:00 <Skirmish> It was a great example slinky_J. Stop trying to make it something it's not. 
54:00 <slinky_J> you're own deluded dream
54:00 <slinky_J> well
54:00 <slinky_J> I made money off of KI
55:00 <Skirmish> Speaking of deluded dreams ... 
55:00 <slinky_J> ^
55:00 <slinky_J> lel!
55:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat doesnt like you dude
55:00 <slinky_J> irl
55:00 <slinky_J> neither does Mew
55:00 <slinky_J> only on here do you exist man.
56:00 <slinky_J> only on here, and you bring up B1, he aint here..
56:00 <Mew> I like skirmish
56:00 <British^Meat> same
56:00 <British^Meat> i d g i
56:00 <slinky_J> good time to go hang out ey
56:00 <slinky_J> u 3
56:00 <slinky_J> have some milkshakes
57:00 <slinky_J> banana split
57:00 <Skirmish> I exist outside of here too. Mew and I have chat on the phone. It was delightful. 
58:00 <Skirmish> off*
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
03:00 <TheRiddler> hai again katatonic_kate01
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
08:00 <Skirmish> oh hai
09:00 <katatonic_kate01>  oh hai 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
09:00 <Skirmish> nomuch
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya, same
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> waiting for Luther to d/l
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure he is one of the most sexiest men alive!  
10:00 <Skirmish> Internet is running like a 3 legged llama whilst Ethan's PS3 downloads patches and updates. 
10:00 <Skirmish> I saw that on netflix. Any good? 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01>  amazing!
12:00 <Skirmish> Daredevil starts tomorrow. 
13:00 <couleurs> i'm on netflix
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> no idea what that's about?
19:00 <Fake> who what why when we which
20:00 <Fake> what the fuck are u stupid
20:00 <Fake> hahah tomorrow
20:00 <Fake> fuck this croc of shit
20:00 <Fake> what u pipsqueeks up ta
21:00 <British^Meat> r u one?
21:00 <Fake> British^Meat i would do u
21:00 <Fake> if u were female
21:00 <Fake> fact i do ya now cuase i insane killer
21:00 <British^Meat> y?
22:00 <Fake> i;ll do all of you
22:00 <British^Meat> im not going to talk to u anymore
22:00 <Fake> sorry
22:00 <Fake> but if i forgot this person name
22:00 <Fake> but they were british
22:00 <Fake> my head will explode one day
23:00 <Fake> like yours
23:00 <Fake> hemmerage
23:00 <Fake> rage on pipsqueeks
23:00 <Fake> fucken what
23:00 <Fake> British^Meat
23:00 <Serenity> what the fuck is this
24:00 <Fake> oh its head honnshow
24:00 <Fake> yes miss head
24:00 <Fake> sup
25:00 <Fake> what is this u say
25:00 <Fake> rambling man
25:00 <Fake> stuff
25:00 <Fake> i got man flu
25:00 <TheRiddler> stfu!
25:00 <Serenity> which drugged up twink is this
25:00 <Fake> lols
25:00 <TheRiddler> think it's chris
25:00 <Fake> pipe down noggin flogger
26:00 <Serenity> youd be right
26:00 <Serenity> its chris
26:00 <Fake> fricken Serenity i havent worked out price yet for me to father your next kid
26:00 <Serenity> he must be on uppers tonight
26:00 <slinky_J> <Skirmish> I exist outside of here too. Mew and I have chat on the phone. It was delightful. 
26:00 <Serenity> fake you're on a one way ticket out of here if you keep that shit up
26:00 <slinky_J> why not show it
26:00 <Fake> 1 million
27:00 <Fake> cost ya 1 million me go skins
27:00 <Fake> 2 million if i have to turn up to birthdays
27:00 <slinky_J> oi
27:00 <Fake> lols
27:00 <slinky_J> no lols
27:00 <slinky_J> that's my scream buddy
27:00 <slinky_J> aw
28:00 <Fake> coffee works like ice for me
28:00 <Serenity> you should fuck off to bed
28:00 <Fake> i got adddddhhhddssss
29:00 <Fake> nice u coming
29:00 <Fake> nah i normal now
29:00 <slinky_J> my boy
29:00 <slinky_J> you come to adelaide
30:00 <Serenity> you dont have adhd dont be insulting to those who do
30:00 <slinky_J> want to diss sez
30:00 <slinky_J> I'll put you up
30:00 <slinky_J> onna fucking cross!
30:00 <Serenity> just signed up for netflix
30:00 <Serenity> excited as
30:00 <Fake> what the fuck is adeliade
30:00 <slinky_J> yea?
30:00 <Fake> in melbourne
30:00 <Fake> ?
30:00 <slinky_J> sshooosh little silence.
31:00 <slinky_J> aint that silence good
31:00 <slinky_J> a lotta u got beat as a kid and not root?
32:00 <slinky_J> Fake
32:00 <Fake> lots of ppl believe in stupid ppl
32:00 <Fake> i am not what my name says
32:00 <slinky_J> did your mama tell you that
32:00 <slinky_J> after the great plague
32:00 <Fake> what the fuck man
32:00 <slinky_J> an ur daddy was gone
32:00 <slinky_J> wot
32:00 <slinky_J> wen
32:00 <slinky_J> who
33:00 <Fake> we why which
33:00 <slinky_J> so
33:00 <slinky_J> dude
33:00 <Fake> u are dumb slinky_J
33:00 <slinky_J> why
33:00 <Fake> sorry
33:00 <slinky_J> no I am not.
33:00 <Fake> yeah u are
33:00 <Fake> if u werent u wouldnt defend yaself
34:00 <Fake> u would just let me ramble
34:00 <slinky_J> that'd be true
34:00 <slinky_J> in persom
34:00 <slinky_J> person*
34:00 <slinky_J> me and you
34:00 <slinky_J> I could eat a snake like you all day
35:00 <slinky_J> isnt like I dont step on them gatars
35:00 <Fake> snake huh
35:00 <Fake> i am disabled
35:00 <slinky_J> good for you
35:00 <slinky_J> makes it easier
35:00 <slinky_J> don't it?
35:00 <Fake> wtf
35:00 <slinky_J> wtf what
35:00 <Fake> u are spastic
36:00 <Fake> u going on about nothing
36:00 <slinky_J> you're the disabled one not me.
36:00 <Fake> for fuck sake
36:00 <Fake> stop talking to a brick wall
36:00 <slinky_J> they are not talking now
36:00 <Fake> ok chris i will
36:00 <slinky_J> it's us
36:00 <slinky_J> and you are disabled?
36:00 <slinky_J> how are you disabled?
36:00 <Fake> i am ya father
37:00 <Fake> thats how
37:00 <slinky_J> Tell me, how disabled are you.
37:00 <slinky_J> A faterrrr
37:00 <slinky_J> okay
37:00 <slinky_J> so ur just a guy
38:00 <Fake> i have schizoid embalisms
38:00 <Fake> wtf u on about cunty
38:00 <Fake> cause u dont exsist
38:00 <slinky_J> no you're fucking around now
38:00 <slinky_J> no
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: shut up
38:00 <Fake> fuck off TokenDafake
38:00 <slinky_J> ey mang
38:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: fake = chris?
39:00 <Fake> TokenDaRing bugger off
39:00 <Serenity> chris i told you to cool your jets
39:00 <slinky_J> oh rly
39:00 <TokenDaRing> hi Chris
39:00 <TokenDaRing> go have a lie down man
39:00 <TokenDaRing> calm down a bit ok
39:00 <slinky_J> was fun arguing
39:00 <slinky_J> not
39:00 <Fake> nah i didnt want to type
39:00 <Fake> talking to a brick wall
39:00 <slinky_J> I am?
40:00 <slinky_J> Tell you what I am?
40:00 <Fake> just cause i kissed ya bitch dont make u a man
40:00 <Serenity> you didnt kiss anyone
40:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Chris
40:00 <TokenDaRing> you've not kissed anyone in ten years
40:00 <slinky_J> I am papa smurf's teacher!
40:00 <slinky_J> lolz
40:00 <Fake> TokenDaRing i kissed your misses
40:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl no you didn't
40:00 <Fake> bullshit
41:00 <TokenDaRing> hows your cat?
41:00 <Fake> just like u didnt buy my bong
41:00 <slinky_J> fakeness
41:00 <Fake> fucken stupid fucks
41:00 <Fake> fake
41:00 <Fake> take
41:00 <Fake> a
41:00 <Fake> break
41:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris, how's your cat?
41:00 <Fake> my cat is none ya bizzness
41:00 <Fake> my name is not chris
42:00 <TokenDaRing> sure
42:00 <TokenDaRing> been smoking cones again?
42:00 <Serenity> chris if you're going to pretend to be someone else
42:00 <Serenity> change your fucking IP
43:00 <TokenDaRing> lol Serenity
43:00 <Fake> maybe that wasnt chris too
43:00 <TokenDaRing> he could at least make a decent job of it too
43:00 <Fake> and its me
43:00 <Serenity> no shit haha
43:00 <Fake> and i am not chris
43:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not like it's half fucking obvious
43:00 <slinky_J> uno what
43:00 <Fake> who the fuck is chris
43:00 <slinky_J> fuck ur deciet
43:00 <slinky_J> and bullshit
43:00 <Serenity> you are you fucking moron
43:00 <couleurs> i'm chris
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: you been smoking weed again?
43:00 <Serenity> coffee apparently
43:00 <slinky_J> this is wonderful
44:00 <slinky_J> a whole nothing of channel bullshit
44:00 <slinky_J> like it's funny hey
44:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: I can picture Chris packing his bong with coffee actually
44:00 <Fake> i smoked tea
44:00 <Serenity> rofl!
44:00 <Fake> i smoked my roast coffee i pokendaring with
44:00 <Fake> lols
45:00 <slinky_J> yer
45:00 <slinky_J> it's wonderful
45:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: how's your cat going Chris?
45:00 <slinky_J> hey b1
45:00 <slinky_J> you were talked about
45:00 <slinky_J> earlier.
45:00 <Fake> TokenDaRing thinks i am chris
45:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: you are Chris
45:00 <Fake> chris must cop heaps of shit
45:00 <British^Meat> r u his mate?
45:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't think it, I know it
46:00 <Fake> TokenDaRing is saying chris fucks his cat
46:00 <slinky_J> brit
46:00 <Fake> in private to me
46:00 <slinky_J> do you have anything close to you that you could call a mate?
46:00 <Serenity> rofllll
46:00 <Fake> fuck poor chris
46:00 <slinky_J> like a rock?
46:00 <Serenity> he is the worst at this
46:00 <slinky_J> a pebble
46:00 <slinky_J> Midsomer Murders?
46:00 <slinky_J> Luther?
47:00 <TokenDaRing> fake I'm not saying anything to you in private
47:00 <Fake> [22:46] -TokenDaRing- YA FUK YA CAT UP DA ASS
47:00 <Fake> whats that
47:00 <Fake> poor chris
47:00 <Bastardly_One> hiya Liinda :)
47:00 <Fake> puts up with this shit
47:00 <Liinda> heys B1
47:00 <Serenity> chris. if you're going to pretend you arent chris. dont pull the same tricks chris does
47:00 <British^Meat> yes slinky_J, yes i do
47:00 <slinky_J> linas
47:00 <couleurs> #YWNWA
47:00 <Fake> what tricks
47:00 <Liinda> hai panadols
47:00 <Fake> who is chris
47:00 <Fake> Chloe
48:00 <slinky_J> hey
48:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
48:00 <Serenity> [8:11pm] tisk «[email protected]» has Quit iRC [8:28pm] Fake ([email protected]) has joined.
48:00 <Liinda> hiiii couleurs
48:00 <slinky_J> couleurs!!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris you're a fuckwit
48:00 <Fake> yeah that wasnt chris then
48:00 <Fake> that was me
48:00 <couleurs> is Chloe you're gf slinky_J 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 it's the same IP as always
48:00 <Fake> tisk isnt chris
48:00 <Serenity> yes you are chris you retard
48:00 <Bastardly_One> #2 we know all your shit 
48:00 <Fake> chris is in a mental ward
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and #3 you've used that nick for like 2 weeks
48:00 <Bastardly_One> spastic cunt
49:00 <Fake> i am a cop
49:00 <Serenity> i not chris i just dumb
49:00 <Liinda> I thought chris was ok
49:00 <Liinda> lol but i think everyone is :/
49:00 <Fake> fuck dogs
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: there can't be two people that retarded
49:00 <TokenDaRing> in the exact same way
49:00 <Serenity> nope there isnt
49:00 <Fake> huh
49:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahha chris
49:00 <Serenity> MY CAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
49:00 <Fake> cause a woman can keep her hands off me
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: Sarah doesn't love you
49:00 <Fake> cant
49:00 <Serenity> i not chris
49:00 <Fake> even
49:00 <Fake> wasnt my fault
49:00 <Fake> i didnt cheat on my hushband
50:00 <Fake> fucken fake cunts
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: the RSPCA have been told about your cat
50:00 <Serenity> who cheated on their husband
50:00 <Fake> what cat
50:00 <Fake> i am not chris
50:00 <TokenDaRing> the one you said was none of my business
50:00 <TokenDaRing> :)
50:00 <Fake> whos chris
51:00 <Liinda> if fake aka gummybear?
51:00 <Serenity> you
51:00 <Fake> no
51:00 <Serenity> no its chris
51:00 <slinky_J> hey linas
51:00 <Liinda> hi again panadols
51:00 <Fake> i am officer
51:00 <slinky_J> how nice r u sezz
51:00 <Fake> of the law
51:00 <slinky_J> when im ur mate
51:00 <slinky_J> n u wont say shit
51:00 <Fake> chris had heaps of storys about u
51:00 <slinky_J> so nice hey
51:00 <Fake> so i broke my cover now
51:00 <Fake> but u can still think i am chris
51:00 <ShadowLurker> lool talking in 3rd person
51:00 <Fake> but i aint
52:00 <slinky_J> shadow
52:00 <slinky_J> haha paulie
52:00 <Liinda> stop hitting enter
52:00 <slinky_J> anyway
52:00 <Liinda> half way through
52:00 <Liinda> a sentence
52:00 <Liinda> so
52:00 <Liinda> annoying
52:00 <Fake> like
52:00 <Fake> its
52:00 <Serenity> is there a full moon or something
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: you know it's a criminal act to impersonate a police office
52:00 <Fake> all right
52:00 <Serenity> wtf is going on
52:00 <TokenDaRing> officer*
52:00 <slinky_J> funny how ppl change
52:00 <Fake> i said i am officer
52:00 <Liinda> no that was on the 4th Serenity
52:00 <slinky_J> and turn against you
52:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahaha chris 
52:00 <TokenDaRing> fake you said you're an officer of the law, a cop
52:00 <Fake> offic
52:00 <TokenDaRing> that is a criminal act
52:00 <Fake> er
53:00 <Fake> what
53:00 <ShadowLurker> if u officer
53:00 <Fake> i am not chris
53:00 <slinky_J> Funnyland
53:00 <ShadowLurker> whats ur rank
53:00 <Fake> i am a human being
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake you are impersonating a police officer, whoever you are
53:00 <Liinda> chris is a human being too
53:00 <Fake> give me a break
53:00 <ShadowLurker> no chris
53:00 <TokenDaRing> you could do some time for that
53:00 <ShadowLurker> we wont
53:00 <Serenity> rofl
53:00 <Liinda> prob a security officer
53:00 <Serenity> chris if youre not chris why were you posting his ascii i syd before
54:00 <Fake> i am typing i am a officer of the law in self
54:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahaa ownd
54:00 <Fake> which my self is not chris
54:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Christopher 
54:00 <ShadowLurker> you are stoned
54:00 <Serenity> roflll
54:00 <Fake> what the fuck
54:00 <ShadowLurker> arent you
54:00 <Fake> who is chris
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: are you telling us you are a police officer?
54:00 <Liinda> What country are you from? Your english is quite bad.
54:00 <ShadowLurker> lololol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh this is usually a drunk occurance
54:00 <Fake> i found east paki
54:00 <Bastardly_One> when he's stoned he gets more paranoid
54:00 <Fake> i got spice
54:00 <Liinda> you found it? where was it
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: people are going to steal your bong
55:00 <Fake> smoking hookers in city
55:00 <Fake> whats sup guys
55:00 <Serenity> hes not stoned hes been power ranting for hours
55:00 <Serenity> hes on an upper
55:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: oh god
55:00 <ShadowLurker> what the hell is a sockzie
55:00 <Liinda> cinnamon?
55:00 <TokenDaRing> fake take your meds
55:00 <ShadowLurker> sounds retarded
55:00 <Fake> i dont take meds
55:00 <Fake> meds are for retards
55:00 <Fake> like chris
55:00 <Serenity> no you dont take your meds thats the issue
55:00 <TokenDaRing> sockzie is what a spastic guy uses to get off
55:00 <Bastardly_One> we know and it's about time you fucking took them
56:00 <Fake> meds make dick not work
56:00 <Fake> cant fuck Serenity
56:00 <TokenDaRing> well its not like you're getting any action anyway mate
56:00 <ShadowLurker> damn chris
56:00 <Fake> so why the fuck would i take shit
56:00 <ShadowLurker> dead giveaway
56:00 <Fake> that makes dick not work
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: because you're not going to get a root ever
56:00 <TokenDaRing> admit it dude
56:00 <TokenDaRing> just give up
56:00 <Serenity> you wouldnt be able to fuck me if you had a dick the same size as john holmes
56:00 <Fake> i gonna pokendaring
56:00 <Serenity> you fucking freak
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the sentence construction is enough to give him away anyway
57:00 <Liinda> lack of
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: sockzie is going to be taken away by the RSPCA
57:00 <Fake> every ones falling for it
57:00 <Fake> lol
57:00 <Fake> they think iam chris
57:00 <Fake> lols
57:00 <Bastardly_One> sockzie is being stolen soon as he leaves his unit
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: yeah
57:00 <TokenDaRing> they're watching outside now
57:00 <Liinda> i dont even know who chris is. altho i think weve chatted once before
57:00 <TokenDaRing> waiting for him to leave
57:00 <Bastardly_One> soon you'll see a pic of her looking healthy
57:00 <Serenity> on a lighter note i ate a bit of marvellous creation chocolate and now my throat is popping
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and sitting on my lap
58:00 <Fake> sweet choc lips
58:00 <Liinda> Nice Serenity best choc ever. i bought their bunnies!
58:00 <Fake> lols
58:00 <TheRiddler> lindsay lohan?
58:00 <Serenity> thats what i ate some of Liinda
58:00 <Serenity> kmart had them for $1
58:00 <Liinda> Serenity om nom nom nom
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the popping chocolate marverlarse creation one?
58:00 <TheRiddler> nice
58:00 <Liinda> oh get fucked? they were $7 before easter
58:00 <Serenity> yeah $1!
58:00 <Serenity> we bought like 5 of them rofl
58:00 <Liinda> fuck, im gonns go tomorrow
58:00 <Bastardly_One> damn I wish I could handle chocolate like I used to 
58:00 <Serenity> they have so much cheap chocolate
59:00 <Fake> who ever chris is TokenDaRing thinks he fucks his cat
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had one small easter egg and that's it 
59:00 <Fake> [22:58] <TokenDaRing> CHRIS YA FUK YA CAT
59:00 <Fake> [22:58] <TokenDaRing> YA POOFTA
59:00 <Bastardly_One> seems enough for me 
59:00 <TheRiddler> best thing about post easter holidays
59:00 <Serenity> heres teh deal chris
59:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: I didn't say those things
59:00 <TheRiddler> cheap chocolate
59:00 <Liinda> hai TheRiddler
59:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't type like that for starters
59:00 <Serenity> if you dont stop pretending to not be you, im going to put that ban back on
59:00 <TheRiddler> hai Liinda
59:00 <Serenity> that stops you being able to join
59:00 <TokenDaRing> but yes, you are a homosexual
59:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, by the way have you tried reformatting as such?
59:00 <Serenity> no matter how many times you reset your router
59:00 <TheRiddler> the console?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna lose all your saves but I refused to believe it's totally dead
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
00:00 <TheRiddler> It's now frozen on the storage thing
00:00 <Fake> u worried about me TokenDaRing thinks about fucking animals
00:00 <Bastardly_One> actually you won't lose shit
00:00 <Fake> wtf is up with that
00:00 <Bastardly_One> should of gone to the online cloud
00:00 <TheRiddler> I checked the cloud
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: I didn't type those things
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be doing a complete wipe
00:00 <Fake> bullshit u didnt
00:00 <TheRiddler> I lost a few game
00:00 <TheRiddler> s
00:00 <Fake> u want me make video
00:00 <slinky_J> what's a double wipe
00:00 <TokenDaRing> those are how you type
00:00 <Fake> put on youtube
01:00 <slinky_J> how do you do one even
01:00 <Fake> cant fake video mate
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: yes please make a video of yourself again
01:00 <Bastardly_One> download the system files as if you were gonna put in a new drive
01:00 <Fake> not of me of you pms
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and wipe that fucker
01:00 <Fake> fucken sick fuck
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: can you make a video of yourself again
01:00 <Serenity> ready chris?
01:00 <Serenity> last chance
01:00 <slinky_J> no scrunch?
01:00 <Liinda> ok Fake... I am kinda of getting bored of your nonsense. if your not chris, just talk like a normal person and get over it
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what they'll do if you take it somewhere ... might as well do it yourself
01:00 <Fake> Serenity if u know its me
01:00 <slinky_J> fake
02:00 <slinky_J> I will kill you myself
02:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to redo it
02:00 <TokenDaRing> [23:01:40] <Fake> Serenity if u know its me
02:00 <Liinda> lol, [23:01] <Fake> Serenity if u know its me
02:00 <TokenDaRing> LOL dead give away
02:00 <Serenity> LOL
02:00 <Liinda> yup
02:00 <slinky_J> linas!
02:00 <TheRiddler> for some reason it wont read the ps4 update file
02:00 <Serenity> derp
02:00 <TheRiddler> tho
02:00 <Liinda> panadols!
02:00 <TheRiddler> on the usb
02:00 <slinky_J> hai
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Fake: you just tripped and fell on your face
02:00 <slinky_J> soz
02:00 <TheRiddler> it can read the usb fine tho
02:00 <Liinda> haiiii lol
02:00 <slinky_J> feelin down
02:00 <Fake> whos chris
02:00 <Serenity> i saw the biggest box of panadol at the chemist today
02:00 <Fake> lols
02:00 <slinky_J> or wouldve said hi b4
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if your usb stick is corrupt as well
02:00 <Liinda> you said hi like 3 times already
03:00 <slinky_J> lol
03:00 <slinky_J> kk
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be weird 
03:00 <Liinda> lol
03:00 <slinky_J> lol b1
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha @ the other channel
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oi!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> don't start
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he's warned ya!
04:00 <Liinda> this hot water bottle is THE BEST
04:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a story about that 
04:00 <couleurs> pics
04:00 <Bastardly_One> remember cat-dog?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> though I think Jesus was trying to teach her a lesson
05:00 <Liinda> lol couleurs
05:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, lesbo whore ... had one explode between her legs
05:00 <Serenity> [9:04pm] <tisk> enjoy it b4 u door gets busted down
05:00 <Serenity> [9:05pm] <Serenity> all you had to do was stop being a dick pretending it wasnt you
05:00 <Serenity> naw
05:00 <TheRiddler> I need to get a hot water bottle
05:00 <TheRiddler> keep forgetting
05:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: so he's threatening you now?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> burnt her thighs really badly ...
05:00 <Serenity> yeah
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Jesus was telling her to shut her legs
05:00 <Serenity> that ban i did only bans people near chrises suburb so if its not him...
05:00 <Liinda> TheRiddler best get one soon, its getting cold :(
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hope I don't end up in springvale and on optus then
06:00 <Serenity> ill remove it before i go to bed
06:00 <Serenity> i just wanted to prove a point
06:00 <TheRiddler> ok I'm doing a full initialize
07:00 <TheRiddler> from the ps menu not the safe menu
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I might waffle a bit 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but I do know what I'm talking about sometimes
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not often, granted ... but sometimes
08:00 <Serenity> i have a bruise on my tongue
08:00 <Serenity> =/
08:00 <TheRiddler> if it doesn't work I'm going to send a email to playstation
08:00 <TheRiddler> too much carpet munching :p
08:00 <Liinda> think i might go to sleep.
08:00 <Liinda> night lovelies xo <3
08:00 <TheRiddler> night Liinda
08:00 <Bastardly_One> nani
08:00 <Liinda> might be back if i cant sleep
08:00 <Liinda> o/
09:00 <couleurs> good luck tiggier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm waiting and paying attention
15:00 <Bastardly_One> to see how it goes
15:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:00 <couleurs> did n e 1 preorder teh apple watch
24:00 <slinky_J> couleurs
24:00 <slinky_J> thx u man
24:00 <slinky_J> u helpd me out way 
25:00 <slinky_J> thx man!!
26:00 <couleurs> np denz
26:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/fP2vG93.jpg
26:00 <couleurs> me 
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> THREE DAY WEEKEND
31:00 <couleurs> FiFa WeeKeNd
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i was thinking strippers and coke
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but fifa may factor int here
32:00 <couleurs> F8ck Y8ah
34:00 <slinky_J> we r bak together
35:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_mvIQPcdbc
35:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 01 FAITH NO MORE - Reunited (Download Festival live 2009) *Sync* HQ Views: 723,595   Uploader: fnmdownload2009 Uploaded:  Jun 13, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 40 Seconds 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> seemed apt
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I crack myself up 
37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i quit smoking and am rather angsty
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got to get my arse to the dr to do that 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> patches on the PBS for the win!
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> really
38:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
38:00 <Bastardly_One> go see your GP
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> whatever cancles is
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> actually it would be a PCC
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I am checking
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> where's my wallet?
39:00 <slinky_J> oi
39:00 <slinky_J> b1
39:00 <slinky_J> what the f is movie
39:00 <slinky_J> um,
39:00 <slinky_J> m j fox
39:00 <slinky_J> fkn
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Shakin' All Over?
39:00 <slinky_J> james woods
40:00 <slinky_J> nah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> (kills me! I am so funny)
40:00 <slinky_J> with ll cool j
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and doesn't say crocodylus_pontifex
40:00 <slinky_J> sick movie!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, ummmmm
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what colour is it
40:00 <slinky_J> bro u wana slide upside!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is that movie?
40:00 <slinky_J> oh
40:00 <slinky_J> hard
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's the blue one it's a pension one
40:00 <slinky_J> THE HARD WAY?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am not positive they're not called HCCs
41:00 <slinky_J> somethin that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
41:00 <slinky_J> LOL
41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> health care card 
41:00 <slinky_J> b1 aint easy yo
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the movie you mean 
41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and pension concession cards
41:00 <slinky_J> gotta slde n go
41:00 <slinky_J> tub a dub dub
41:00 <slinky_J> The Hard Way
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a PCC then mr pedantic
41:00 <slinky_J> is it
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's the hard way
42:00 <Bastardly_One> good imbd or whatever it is 
42:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
42:00 <slinky_J> it is
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I found the best Dom porn star
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't just do the spank and fuck shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and he isn't Rom Jerremy looking
42:00 <slinky_J> dude
42:00 <slinky_J> you should be sayin
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and his scenes are fucking knowledgeable
42:00 <Bastardly_One> James Deen
42:00 <slinky_J> I founod the best dom chick!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <slinky_J> baby slap my back!
43:00 <slinky_J> SO I NEVER FORGET
43:00 <slinky_J> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt can teach people a thing or 10
43:00 <slinky_J> LOL
43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> on que
43:00 <Bastardly_One> so I am telling this sub about him
43:00 <slinky_J> en 
43:00 <slinky_J> tu eres un pede
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's like oh him, he even has instructional vids
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> er cue
43:00 <slinky_J> aye
43:00 <Bastardly_One> one confident cunt
43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> god damn 
43:00 <slinky_J> uno
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
44:00 <slinky_J> well
44:00 <Bastardly_One> google James Deen
44:00 <slinky_J> you are arent you?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> thank me later
44:00 <slinky_J> speak some spanish err french
44:00 <slinky_J> then say to the girl
44:00 <slinky_J> ;)
45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Sup O'Bryant
47:00 <slinky_J> somehow i gottagf again
49:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> B1 why am I getting lag when I mixdown!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> because your connection is shit?
51:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> connection?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the think you get online with 
51:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> haha
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and you pay for each month for the intrawebz
51:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i was talking about mixing down pro tools tracks to waves
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and I bet you're on wifi
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> aren't you supposed to be a sound guy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's your prob
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ProTools is gay for lagging sometimes
52:00 <katatonic_kate01>  lol! watching the final eps of true blood - and ginger gets to fuck eric!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I was so pissed
53:00 <Bastardly_One> when sookie came back
53:00 <slinky_J> look
53:00 <slinky_J> one rule
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't stand that bitch
53:00 <slinky_J> Whom holds teh Legos
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like her!
53:00 <slinky_J> :p
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> But eric is ze best!
53:00 <slinky_J> but but wot
53:00 <Bastardly_One> crocodylus_pontifex, how big is the thing you're trying to work with?
53:00 <slinky_J> do u haz teh legos?
53:00 <slinky_J> nobody has the lego
54:00 <slinky_J> no lego jack Sparrow?
54:00 <slinky_J>  <Bastardly_One> crocodylus_pontifex, how big is the thing you're trying to work with?
54:00 <slinky_J> in my head
55:00 <slinky_J> I was thinking, yeah boi!!!
55:00 <slinky_J> bit of a Subway order.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <slinky_J> lolz
55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> huge
55:00 <slinky_J> BIG TIME!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why then 
55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> scary big
55:00 <slinky_J> lol!
55:00 <slinky_J> awesome
56:00 <slinky_J>  um b1
56:00 <Bastardly_One> big files = laggage
56:00 <slinky_J> thx for ur listenin 
56:00 <slinky_J> u fully helped :P again!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah no worries 
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> like, can't shit right for year
56:00 <slinky_J> lol cheers
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> s
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> no just 3 min waves
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> at um
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking crap
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> 198
57:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe reboot
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> or whatever it is
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty fuckity
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i'm running 8 cores too
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> empty hard drive
57:00 <Bastardly_One> or check processes and see it it's running a few times 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you might of clicked the shortcut a few too many times
58:00 <slinky_J> p
58:00 <slinky_J> o
58:00 <Bastardly_One> shouldn't be doing that at all 
58:00 <slinky_J> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> unless something is slowing it 
58:00 <slinky_J> i wish I could rub ur head right now
58:00 <slinky_J> be like mr potato head!
58:00 <slinky_J> rub rub
59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i dunno i have to do a bunch of guide tracks tomorrow so I hope i can sort it out, sick of trying to compensate for 1 sec lag
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