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00:00:00 <Liinda> hai crocodylus_pontifex
00:00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> hey Liinda
00:00:00 <Loof> stephen hawking cunt DESTROYER
00:01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> lols that's one way to look at black hole theory
00:01:00 <Loof> lol
00:02:00 <Taco> I wonder how pliv went today at kings cross lac, asking about a guy called taco from the internet, who has a personal life
00:02:00 <Taco> I wonder how many times he had to be told to fuck off
00:02:00 <xm> lac?
00:03:00 <Taco> local area command
00:03:00 <Liinda> im off to bed. i thought i wasnt sleepy
00:03:00 <xm> oh right
00:03:00 <Liinda> night <3
00:03:00 <Taco> he said he was going to the police about me
00:03:00 <Taco> I'm so worried :D
00:03:00 <xm> what exactly is there to report?
00:03:00 <Taco> exactly
00:04:00 <xm> did you ever get to come across any cyber crime reports during your days
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> not stephen hawkings style
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> but wheel chair + dwarf
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> re: mum's with disability doco
00:05:00 <British^Meat> i wonder how Taco's server is going...........
00:05:00 <British^Meat> actually, i dont really lool
00:05:00 <xm> it would be fun sitting there going through files of people trying to dob in others over ridiculous things said/done online
00:06:00 <xm> "he said brb but never came back in 24 hours. i know your normal waiting periodif 48 but..."
00:06:00 <Taco> plenty
00:06:00 <Taco> its referred to the AFP though, unless the person in question has already been identified as a resident of NSW
00:07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> she typed "lol", but I don't think she laughed out loud
00:07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> arrest her
00:07:00 <Loof> she posted a picture of a weener on the screen with a NSFW and my dog saw it
00:07:00 <Taco> somebody on the internet called me a fagget cause sometimes I act like a gay cunt
00:08:00 <xm> not safe for woofers
00:08:00 <Taco> plz help
00:08:00 <Loof> lol
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> so onto an entirely different subject matter ...
00:09:00 <Taco> I have a headache
00:09:00 <Taco> lets discuss it
00:09:00 <couleurs> admin
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you been drinking enough water?
00:10:00 <Taco> no umm, I have a headache because I've been drinking too much whiskey yesterday
00:10:00 <xm> hello police there is a quack on IRC who claims to be a doctor with the nickname doctor but isnt really a doctor
00:10:00 <xm> -- chris
00:10:00 <couleurs> #YWNWA
00:10:00 <Loof> lol
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, yesterday being 10 minutes ago?
00:11:00 <Taco> yesterday as in 9/4
00:11:00 <Serenity> i dont smoke weed. brb chopping up. -chris 2015
00:11:00 <Loof> lol
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> stick to the hot chocolate and it wouldn't be an issue?
00:11:00 <Taco> I took ibuprofin but it did nothing :/
00:11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> he could be dicing onioins
00:11:00 <couleurs> <chris> this isn't chris i'm new my name is bob
00:11:00 <Taco> maybe I should take asprin
00:11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> onions
00:11:00 <Taco> but I cbf getting up
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> I give up weed. brb, dealer at door - chris
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw panadol + ibuprofen
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 each
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> they work on different parts of ze body
00:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> paramedic told me
00:12:00 <Taco> oh dr google says no to asprin
00:12:00 <Taco> whatevs
00:12:00 <Taco> google is a fagget
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> hangovers are hydration issues
00:13:00 <Taco> not 24hrs later
00:13:00 <Serenity> pff dont take one each at the same time you double up on it
00:13:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> pain killers that target a specific part of the body is bullshit
00:13:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> good marketing
00:13:00 <Serenity> panadol and then nurofen an hour later
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> withdrawl symptoms?
00:13:00 <Serenity> good for kids with temps
00:13:00 <xm> it's like pharmaceutical acupuncture?
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that called Serenity?
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> doubling up?
00:13:00 <Serenity> what
00:13:00 <Serenity> i dunno
00:13:00 <Maurice> Overdosing the little brats
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> helps them sleep, or so i've heard
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah 2 panadol ... then 2 hours later two neurofen
00:14:00 <Maurice> Its meant to manage the pain and fever
00:14:00 <Serenity> paracetemol is fairly userless anyway
00:14:00 <Serenity> i dont use it
00:14:00 <Loof> best cure for a hangover is to not stop drinking
00:14:00 <Maurice> I just use crack instead
00:14:00 <Maurice> Works faster
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> the GP told me to do that last time
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:14:00 <Serenity> yeah
00:14:00 <Serenity> i dunno what its called
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw 1 of each
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> you didn't see my swollen forearm did ya?
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a fever from that for 2 days
00:15:00 <Serenity> nope, i dont want to either
00:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> you must have drunk a fuck load of whiskey to still have a hang over a few days later
00:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe your liver is well and truly fucked!
00:15:00 <Serenity> i had alcohol poisoning once
00:15:00 <Serenity> that hangover lasted a week
00:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yuck - I'm gaging at the sheer thought
00:15:00 <Serenity> i spewed
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd believe it
00:15:00 <Serenity> for 2 days
00:15:00 <Serenity> lol
00:16:00 <Loof> i smoked weed once, i forget the rest of the story
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> HATE that nausea !!!!
00:16:00 <Bastardly_One> when I woke up in hospital with my stomach pumped I still had a headache for 3 days
00:16:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the day I officially gave up drinking
00:16:00 <Serenity> yeah im drinking right now
00:16:00 <Serenity> oops
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> passionpop again?
00:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i'm sticking to hot chocolate
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> that hardly counts
00:17:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I don't trust anyone that doesn't drink
00:17:00 <Loof> i'm sticking to the sticky icky
00:17:00 <xm> best cure for a hangover is to get a drill into your head and use the same funnel that used to get drunk and force water through
00:17:00 <Serenity> if it gets you drunk
00:17:00 <Serenity> it counts
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> the frighteners is on 7 if no-one has seen it
00:17:00 <Taco> Loof, nobody asked or cares
00:17:00 <Serenity> best move
00:17:00 <Serenity> ie
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> cute MJ Fox movie
00:18:00 <xm> i liked chopin piece during the movie
00:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, you just need to drink a fuck load of water after a huge night out and eat something sweet
00:18:00 <Serenity> by BAC is 0.06
00:18:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you show me a non drinker and I'll show you a weirdo
00:18:00 <xm> liked the*
00:18:00 <Taco> has anybody tried coke life, yet?
00:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> or something with carbs
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah my housemate hasn't seen it and I keep telling him bits ... he wants to kill me
00:18:00 <Serenity> my never fail hangover cure is 2 nurofen and 600ml of gatorade
00:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO
00:18:00 <nate> thats vegetarians crocodylus_pontifex;l
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> crocodylus_pontifex, I don't drink ...
00:18:00 <Loof> i cant drink because of my crazy meds, does that make me a weirdough :P
00:18:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> no vegos I get
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait, point taken
00:18:00 <Serenity> before bed
00:18:00 <Taco> Bastardly_One, nice one
00:18:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yes
00:18:00 <Loof> lol damn
00:18:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> becasue your taking meds
00:19:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you're
00:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah makes sense serenity
00:19:00 <nate> meds from getting 2 depressed from drinking ;l
00:19:00 <Taco> oh wow how surprising
00:19:00 <Taco> loof has ignored me
00:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're well loved here taco
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> as loved as a rapist at a feminist convention
00:20:00 <Taco> bbl need to do a massive shit
00:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ b1
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet half his headache goes with the shit
00:20:00 <Serenity> fuck im freeezing cold
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> or not long after
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> toxin release
00:20:00 <Serenity> but if i turn the ac off it gets so humid and hot
00:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> nana cardi serenity
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you'll be fine
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and socks
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> morph yourself into a nana
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> for comfort purposes
00:21:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if my friend still has a house this morning
00:21:00 <Bastardly_One> there was a tornado heading her way
00:21:00 <Taco> just free ball it
00:21:00 <Taco> let them hang out
00:21:00 <Taco> all swety and such
00:21:00 <Taco> cools you down well
00:21:00 <nate> u been jogging!
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco - please, think of the children!
00:22:00 <Serenity> cardi hell yeah
00:22:00 <Bastardly_One> and it the next town cars were thrown around like matchbox toys
00:22:00 <Taco> the children can free ball it in my house too
00:22:00 <Taco> actually its a requirement
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> um...
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> so
00:22:00 <Serenity> huh
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> hows the weather?
00:22:00 <Bastardly_One> I know WA gets cyclones but a tornado ... an actual twister ... that'd be scary shit
00:22:00 <Serenity> dude
00:22:00 <Serenity> we have a tornado alley
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:22:00 <Serenity> between mandurah and bunbury
00:22:00 <nate> i'd play twister with ya b1 ;O
00:23:00 <Serenity> theres 2-5 every year
00:23:00 <Bastardly_One> tornado? not cyclone?
00:23:00 <couleurs> what about me nate...
00:23:00 <Serenity> tornado
00:23:00 <Serenity> cyclones are up north
00:23:00 <Taco> Serenity, how many abos do they kill?
00:23:00 <Serenity> taco im not answering that ridiculous question
00:23:00 <Taco> or is nobody counting?
00:23:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that ... I thought you guys just got cyclones up around Karatha and shit
00:23:00 <xm> i wonder if they're the sort of tornados that leave random animals everywhere. maybe crabs in mandurah
00:23:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of abos
00:23:00 <Serenity> no we have tornados
00:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Aboriginals!
00:23:00 <Taco> Kouri
00:23:00 <xm> abors
00:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I met the most beautiful abo chick today ... I think I'm in love
00:24:00 <Serenity> they arent kouris in WA
00:24:00 <Serenity> thats an eastern states thing
00:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw it's not koori
00:24:00 <Serenity> so dont call her that Bastardly_One
00:24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> indigenous
00:24:00 <Taco> Yeah but they all look the same so whatevs
00:24:00 <nate> whats the difference again ones land based and ones sea based? ;l
00:24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and KK got a HD
00:24:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit Serenity
00:24:00 <Taco> One name is appropriate
00:24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> pfff
00:24:00 <Serenity> its not a term of endearment
00:24:00 <xm> they are called nynoongars down south here but the thing is they were more violent than the other tribes and went to war frequently
00:24:00 <Loof> that's abosolutely abohorent
00:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> they do not!
00:25:00 <Taco> They do so. They all look like they might try siphon my petrol
00:25:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out she's from around the Murray
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off taco
00:25:00 <Loof> does she enjoy good sniff?
00:25:00 <Bastardly_One> and you don't fuck with that tribe ... nasty tempers
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> racist cunt
00:25:00 <Serenity> ugh
00:25:00 <Serenity> you're all repulsive
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
00:25:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't Taco married to one?
00:25:00 <Taco> Yeah, I am
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
00:26:00 <Taco> I've been thinking about getting lockable petrol caps
00:26:00 <Taco> I don't trust her
00:26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> see what happens when you do sociology
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, you don't trust yourself
00:26:00 <Bastardly_One> man, if she's as good looking at this lady you're on a winner ... absolutely gorgeous ... turns out she works for the local co-op
00:26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it angreis up the blood
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, makes you more aware about society
00:27:00 <Serenity> sometimes i wish i didnt do sociology
00:27:00 <Serenity> i hated idiots less before then
00:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love it!
00:27:00 <Taco> Bastardly_One, mads is very very white, with ginger hair, and nobody ever imagines she's an abo. But by blood, she is.
00:27:00 <Loof> or suiciety as i like to call it
00:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah true serenity lol
00:27:00 <Taco> You can also tell from the shape of her nose, but thats about all
00:27:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> sif, you guys don't even giddens
00:27:00 <Serenity> who even cares
00:28:00 <Taco> The Australian Government do
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> doubt the australian govt hangs out on austnet
00:28:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooo
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> so ya safe
00:28:00 <nate> just to catch b1 ;l
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> I found the wench on FB
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> want a pic?
00:29:00 <Taco> sure
00:29:00 <Loof> will it kill my boner?
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> give me a sec ... My browser opens slow
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:29:00 <Serenity> i dont want to see anyone you dick is tingling over
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> no way ... now this is racist
00:29:00 <nate> loofs meds again ;p
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> but she is prett for a coon
00:29:00 <Bastardly_One> *pretty
00:29:00 <Serenity> .
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh for fuck sakes
00:29:00 <Serenity> was that even necessary
00:29:00 <nate> blackie!
00:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not even
00:30:00 <Serenity> not ever
00:30:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
00:30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> this is why aliens don't visit
00:30:00 <Taco> I really want to fuck an african chick one day, like a really dark one
00:30:00 <Taco> some are stupidly hot
00:30:00 <xm> national geographic playboy
00:30:00 <Maurice> With tits down to her belly button
00:30:00 <Maurice> ?
00:30:00 <Bastardly_One> hello? browswer
00:30:00 <Taco> I bet they learn great sex in the ghetto
00:31:00 <Bastardly_One> anytime you wanna open this pic that's great!
00:31:00 <Taco> no, tits like beyonce
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Taco, i bet you learnt great sex in the ghetto
00:31:00 <xm> when it comes to black women i find Indians more attractive
00:31:00 <nate> beyonce is white
00:31:00 <Serenity> you know who i think are sexy AF
00:31:00 <Serenity> spanish women
00:31:00 <Maurice> Beyonce isn't african
00:31:00 <Loof> jap bitches
00:31:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, well poor girls don't have much else to entertain themselves. So yes.
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
00:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, it must be sad to live in your world taco
00:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh so sad
00:32:00 <Bastardly_One> not the best shot
00:32:00 <Bastardly_One> but
00:32:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/21306_643041009174306_8365355817486031572_n.jpg?oh=b343647080e82d8f794b5688bb3596e9&oe=55A09BDD&__gda__=1436534192_31f46e055943618ce83a181d8d193171
00:32:00 <nate> taco has a world!
00:32:00 <Taco> spanish women can be hot, but they all seem fiery
00:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, taco bell
00:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the look
00:32:00 <Serenity> fiery is good
00:32:00 <Taco> not when she chops your dick off
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> um is she wearing a glove?
00:33:00 <xm> there are facebook pages dedicated to aboriginal models you know
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
00:33:00 <xm> go look that up and have a good time b1
00:33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uszdyMaC2c
00:33:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Yothu Yindi - Treaty (Dance Mix) Views: 137,700 Uploader: LiberationMusicAus Uploaded: Published on Nov 21, 2012 Duration: 4 Minutes 8 Seconds
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty b1
00:33:00 <nate> looks kinky
00:33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> just thought I'd throw this in
00:33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah back gloves
00:33:00 <Taco> Bastardly_One, yuck, tats
00:33:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the tatts
00:33:00 <Serenity> errrrrrrrrrr
00:33:00 <Serenity> TATS
00:33:00 <Serenity> fucj
00:33:00 <Serenity> sr;go
00:33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:33:00 <Bastardly_One> you're drinking
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow
00:33:00 <Bastardly_One> you did mean tits
00:34:00 <Serenity> NO WAY
00:34:00 <Serenity> tats
00:34:00 <Serenity> frk
00:34:00 <Loof> i don't like how aboriginals hate whites so much because of something a bunch of dickheads we never knew did hundreds of years ago
00:34:00 <xm> so racks; go
00:34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Loof valid point
00:34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you should do a blog
00:34:00 <Taco> but yea mads looks nothing like her b1
00:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> loofa - racism still exists
00:34:00 <Bastardly_One> she's the one that started talking to me and to be honest
00:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was getting ready to say I had no change or cigs
00:34:00 <Taco> I don't think that girl is very attractive
00:34:00 <Taco> kind of average
00:34:00 <Serenity> yep every single aboriginal person thinks that way loof
00:34:00 <xm> ive met a few aborigines because of the mental health system and virtually none of them are as political as you think
00:34:00 <Serenity> well done
00:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> for someone who is stigmatised for having mental health issues - i'd assume you'd have a little compassion
00:35:00 <Taco> the tats make her extremely average
00:35:00 <Loof> not all of them obviously
00:35:00 <Taco> there is nothing interesting at all
00:35:00 <Serenity> so done make generalised comments
00:35:00 <Taco> I'd still let her blow me, tho
00:35:00 <nate> comeon taco, love tats :P
00:35:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
00:35:00 <nate> u need a bit of writing on your bicep ;o
00:35:00 <Bastardly_One> how can someone married to an asian be so seriously racist?
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco does your cock even work with the amount of whiskey you drink?
00:35:00 <Loof> i've seen a lot of angry angry aboriginals
00:35:00 <Bastardly_One> My racism is very much not serious
00:36:00 <Taco> my cock is fueled by whiskey
00:36:00 <Serenity> because Bastardly_One people think they can pick and chose who they can be racist against.
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:36:00 <Serenity> oh i like asians so im not racist
00:36:00 <Serenity> but ill bag the fuck out of someone black
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> melanin peeps
00:36:00 <Taco> I only like asians if they cook
00:36:00 <Loof> it's cool isn't it :)
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> get the fuck over it!
00:36:00 <Taco> I'm not being racist, because I like it when they cook steaks too
00:36:00 <Serenity> no its not cool
00:36:00 <Serenity> ta all
00:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally agrees with serenity
00:37:00 <Loof> everyone attack loof
00:37:00 <Bastardly_One> I take the piss out of everyone equally but none of it is serious
00:37:00 <Serenity> fucking facebook
00:37:00 <Loof> i can take it
00:37:00 <Loof> :P
00:37:00 <Serenity> is soslow
00:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it was slow tonight for me too
00:37:00 <Bastardly_One> it is fucking slow hey?
00:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
00:37:00 <Bastardly_One> like 20 yrs to open a fucking pic, etc
00:37:00 <Loof> you get what you pay for
00:38:00 <Taco> b1
00:38:00 <Taco> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p206x206/10906510_988789574470754_3205534482089606535_n.jpg?oh=bf4e05807779f0475365e0d4062f96cc&oe=55AC70E7&__gda__=1437170361_b5fddaf9384b3af49bff06a1587d4335
00:38:00 <Taco> hotter non-abo version
00:38:00 <nate> loof how much are u!!
00:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> some stupid cunt on my FB was debating if she would delete FB
00:38:00 <Serenity> i hope ShadowLurker brings me home a burger
00:38:00 <Taco> prob bigger tits too
00:38:00 <Dugnuts> who is that
00:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> and posted about it
00:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> like….
00:38:00 <Taco> also she goes off like a fucking rocket
00:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off
00:38:00 <Dugnuts> so
00:38:00 <Dugnuts> its kate huh
00:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> what?
00:38:00 <Dugnuts> well i dunno
00:39:00 <Dugnuts> why are you saying fuck off
00:39:00 <Loof> you're fucking mad if you use torrents now without a vpn or a seedbox
00:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh the person on my FB debating if she'd delete FB
00:39:00 <Dugnuts> oh
00:39:00 <Taco> Dugnuts, kate only comes on irc to complain about everyones conversation
00:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, only yours taco
00:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> best just put me on ignore now
00:39:00 <Dugnuts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGcHNnI2mh4
00:39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: If People Left Parties Like They Leave Facebook Views: 1,699,370 Uploader: collegehumor Uploaded: Published on Mar 25, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 1 Seconds
00:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> save yourself the torture of reading my text
00:40:00 <Dugnuts> put that link on her thing
00:40:00 <Taco> nah
00:40:00 <Taco> talk about how aliens built the pyramids some more, and maybe
00:40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah i saw that floating around
00:40:00 <Dugnuts> its very true
00:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, i had to look up shit for that
00:40:00 <Taco> icccebreaker, hi mayo!
00:40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I built the pyramids
00:40:00 <Taco> asl?
00:41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> thank you crocodylus_pontifex
00:41:00 <icccebreaker> Taco, You wish I was TheMayo.. you ugly fat fuck.
00:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> sooo doing it dugouts!
00:41:00 <Taco> mayo... pliv... same thing
00:41:00 <Dugnuts> you could just dug+TAB
00:41:00 <nate> are they friends?:)
00:41:00 <Taco> how did you go with the police today?
00:41:00 <Serenity> rofl
00:41:00 <Dugnuts> but no, you have to sp my name
00:41:00 <Serenity> there goes the good chatr
00:41:00 <icccebreaker> How's your 'server' going .. using a shitty relay script yeah? haha!
00:41:00 <Taco> Its really great that you're banned!
00:41:00 <icccebreaker> You like to pretend to have people on there.. you're there all on your own like a faggot.
00:42:00 <Serenity> oh is this the guy that pm'd me the other day
00:42:00 <Serenity> telling me someone was faking my nick
00:42:00 <icccebreaker> I am.
00:42:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: he's a loner
00:42:00 <Taco> icccebreaker, kate has been wanting to talk to you
00:42:00 <Taco> icccebreaker, you should pm her
00:42:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> there is a Serenity on undernet
00:42:00 <Serenity> its not me
00:42:00 <icccebreaker> Taco, I'm not interested in your bullshit.
00:42:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> established
00:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha best post ever
00:43:00 <nate> icccebreaker sounds cool
00:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and defriended
00:43:00 <Serenity> i was plonker on undernet
00:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck im badass!
00:43:00 <Serenity> for about 6 monthsd
00:43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> the one on undernet is nicer to me
00:43:00 <Serenity> HEY
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> pliv now is using Chris' name in his whois
00:43:00 <Serenity> im awlays nice to you pal
00:43:00 <Taco> icccebreaker, oh? did the police laugh at you?
00:43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> bahah
00:43:00 <icccebreaker> Look out.. B1 thinks he knows who I am.
00:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Taco, that would be a lie
00:43:00 <icccebreaker> Loooooollllllllll
00:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> so suck a cock
00:43:00 <TokenDaRing> Mayo, you're a shit troll mate
00:44:00 <TokenDaRing> you're not even good at the one thing you think you're hot at
00:44:00 <icccebreaker> Not as shit as your face MATE
00:44:00 <TokenDaRing> consider jumping off a bridge
00:44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> not really both serenitys are indifferent towards me
00:44:00 <Bastardly_One> he always has to message me in the middle of the night dont you Mayo?
00:44:00 <Serenity> oh burn
00:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:44:00 <Bastardly_One> like have I answered once? you'd think you'd be non spastic enough to give up by now
00:45:00 <Serenity> come on mann
00:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdyin6uipy4
00:45:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kinda Racist? Try Diet Racism! Views: 4,171,129 Uploader: collegehumor Uploaded: Published on Aug 28, 2014 Duration: 1 Minutes 27 Seconds
00:45:00 <Serenity> the chat was going so nice
00:45:00 <Serenity> now its all crap
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> every single night at about 4am ... like clockwork ... the ocd habits of drug usage I guess
00:45:00 <Taco> Bastardly_One, yet mayo thinks we're the ones with problems
00:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> DIET RACISM!
00:45:00 <icccebreaker> B1 STILL here thinking he's king shit at knowing EVERYTHING that goes on around AustNet.. you're a joke Jamie.
00:45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> so much angst here
00:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> *cries*
00:45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i'm clicking on KK's link
00:45:00 <Serenity> everyone needs to cum
00:45:00 <Dugnuts> what are you blubbing about katatonic_kate01
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> using real names like it means something
00:45:00 <Serenity> JAMIE
00:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> just hope taco sucks a dick
00:45:00 <Serenity> lol
00:46:00 <nate> b james 1
00:46:00 <Dugnuts> thats worth blubbing about?
00:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> might shut him up
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> 3/4s of Austnet knows my name thanks to Taco
00:46:00 <icccebreaker> B1 likes to cum.. he cums on his hand and licks it.
00:46:00 <Serenity> oi Bastardly_One
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what woman?
00:46:00 <Serenity> is yuour name actually jamie or is it james
00:46:00 <Taco> b1, thanks to picard
00:46:00 <nate> b1 licence picture now
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> Jamie ... to avoid being called Jim and those kind of shortenings apparently
00:46:00 <icccebreaker> Picard is good at this game. He knows how to stir the veggies.
00:46:00 <Serenity> oh ok
00:47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> lols at diet racism
00:47:00 <Serenity> i knew a jamie but his name was jamies
00:47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd prefer to be a James
00:47:00 <Serenity> james.
00:47:00 <TokenDaRing> icccebreaker: when did you last get laid?
00:47:00 <Bastardly_One> but let's face it ... Jamie suits me
00:47:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a whiney name
00:47:00 <Serenity> yeah its a girls name
00:47:00 <icccebreaker> TokenDaRing, Few hours ago with your mum.
00:47:00 <Bastardly_One> hah! @ girl's name
00:47:00 <Taco> icccebreaker, wow, that is the most creative and witty response
00:47:00 <Serenity> poor mayo
00:47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I sniggered for real at that
00:47:00 <Serenity> what a complete faggot licker
00:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:48:00 <Bastardly_One> faggot licker?
00:48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a new one
00:48:00 <Serenity> dude i dunno my fingers are numb
00:48:00 <nate> mayos pretty cool, if only taco would be his buddy
00:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
00:48:00 <xm> Serenity> everyone needs to cum <--- lots of tension here tonigh. how about we all synchronise our watches to 10:47PM WST and cum exactly at midnight. everyone, give yourself enough time for preparation. we can tell picard at 11:59PM if he wants to be in though
00:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'd be like….
00:48:00 <Taco> I was friendly with him, until he was a total asshat
00:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> HELL
00:48:00 <Taco> I give everyone a chance
00:48:00 <Taco> but for mayo, no more.
00:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> really?
00:49:00 <Serenity> imagine 55 people
00:49:00 <Serenity> coming
00:49:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone should of watch The Frighteners and there is no way there would be tension
00:49:00 <Serenity> at the same time
00:49:00 <Bastardly_One> still time for those in the west
00:49:00 <Dugnuts> you guys really are assholes
00:49:00 <Dugnuts> seriously
00:49:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty sure it just finished
00:49:00 <Serenity> why
00:49:00 <Taco> Dugnuts, mutual feelings <3
00:49:00 <Loof> would "if i could only jizz once, i'd wanna jizz in you" be a good pickup line?
00:49:00 <Serenity> ive got the frighteners on dvd
00:49:00 <Serenity> sut yu
00:49:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11140259_10152669219852331_7085498777987016561_n.jpg?oh=ce049af4480b8cbde771808f7eaf8ee9&oe=55A8A7C3
00:50:00 <Dugnuts> wow
00:50:00 <Bastardly_One> the worst pickup line I've used actuall worked
00:50:00 <nate> loof might work in a gay club
00:50:00 <xm> what was it?
00:50:00 <Bastardly_One> "is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven?"
00:50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> midnight you say. I have to get my kmart pamphlets together
00:50:00 <xm> "i dont use pickup lines. *rubs their waists* i use the congo"
00:50:00 <Bastardly_One> usually I do the 80s thing
00:50:00 <Bastardly_One> and just stare
00:50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:51:00 <icccebreaker> Facebook goT DDoS'd Looooolllllllll boNed HaHaHaHaHaHa!!111
00:51:00 <xm> that's what they do in gay clubs
00:51:00 <xm> where have you been b1???
00:51:00 <Serenity> uh what
00:51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, what?
00:51:00 <nate> lol stare like a seed
00:51:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, not the ones I've been too ... usually drugged fucked boys meat market
00:52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i do the stare thins, and slide my finger across my throat in a cutting motion
00:52:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity <3
00:52:00 <Serenity> DMEEOPNA
00:52:00 <Bastardly_One> the 80s stares seem to happen in retro clubs ... funny that eh?
00:52:00 <Serenity> uh
00:52:00 <Serenity> DEMONS
00:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:52:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
00:52:00 <DemonsRun> The Fuck was that?
00:52:00 <DemonsRun> Excited much?
00:52:00 <Serenity> i cant even feel my hands
00:52:00 <Serenity> tbh
00:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think he peed a lil
00:52:00 <DemonsRun> Ikr
00:52:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, well, i suppose it would help with the language barrier
00:52:00 <DemonsRun> I'm the same
00:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you need a dialling wand serenity
00:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you don't mash the keyboard?
00:54:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, ive never used a pickup line, not intentionally anyway. but they really do respond to cold reading -- which i didnt do intentionally the first time
00:54:00 <Dugnuts> heh
00:54:00 <xm> "why are you applying for a job as a truck driver. you're obviously an artist"
00:54:00 <Dugnuts> your fingers are too fat to dial the telephone
00:54:00 <Dugnuts> if you would like a dialling wand sent to you, mash the keypad with your fat fingers... now
00:55:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, first and last time ever ... couldn't believe it
00:55:00 <Loof> i practice pick up lines on my weener
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, it was more so she didn't HAVE to use her hands to type
00:55:00 <Serenity> i applied for a job at BWS ealier
00:55:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe it worked because she couldn't believe someone would say something so stupid so admired my retardedness
00:56:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you get a discount if you work there i wonder?
00:56:00 <Serenity> yeah you do
00:56:00 <Serenity> 10%
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah
00:56:00 <Serenity> sizzler fucking sucks
00:56:00 <Serenity> BWS would be cool
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't been to sizzler for years!
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think there is one in western sydney
00:57:00 <Serenity> it sucks
00:57:00 <Serenity> dont bother
00:57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i have an awesome sizzler story
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> so do i, you first croc
00:57:00 <Serenity> i cant eat there anymore cause every time i think about it i think of their kitchen
00:57:00 <Bastardly_One> is that Lone Star still on the highway out west?
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… man
00:57:00 <Bastardly_One> you come off Para Rd is all I remember
00:57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> well
00:57:00 <DemonsRun> How the hell, do you get a metallic taste out of your mouth?
00:57:00 <DemonsRun> This is driving me nuts
00:58:00 <Serenity> drink cold water
00:58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> short version
00:58:00 <Bastardly_One> or swish coke around in your mouth if you have some
00:58:00 <DemonsRun> Coke. Yes, I have that
00:58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i got served a completely raw steak
00:58:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit gets the taste of almost anything out of your mouth
00:58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i mean
00:58:00 <DemonsRun> Had to use my back up meds :( everything tastes horrible
00:58:00 <Bastardly_One> swish it around a little bit
00:58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it had not seen a pan
00:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> EW
00:59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it was a a raw steak and gravy
00:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm delicous
00:59:00 <Loof> can i have a doggy bad for the whole meal thanks?
01:00:00 <Serenity> our store cooks everything pretty good
01:00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what was yours KK?
01:00:00 <Serenity> but its just the cleaning park
01:00:00 <Loof> i like my meat burnt
01:00:00 <DemonsRun> Omg coke eorks
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> my sizzler story - there was a black out
01:00:00 <Serenity> part
01:00:00 <Serenity> makes me want to vomh
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> the lights came back on
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and there were still peeps at the salad bar munching away
01:00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> hahaha
01:00:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even i did that
01:00:00 <Serenity> and the fucking ice cream machine
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> but they had an embarrassed look on their face
01:01:00 <Serenity> that breaks down at least 5 times a night
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> was pretty hilarious
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> from overuse?
01:01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I found a $2 coin in my mongolian lamb
01:01:00 <Serenity> yeah
01:01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> bonus
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> WINNER
01:01:00 <Serenity> when it gets used too much it ices up so the ice cream gets blocked
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> WINNER LAMB DINNER
01:01:00 <Serenity> and people still keep trying to use it
01:01:00 <Serenity> fucking bleh
01:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> dicks
01:02:00 <Serenity> EXCUSE MEEE MY KID CANT HAVE HIS 15TH BOWL OF ICE CREAM BECAUSE IT WONT WORK
01:02:00 <Serenity> yeahhh well the little cunt doesnt need anymore fuck of
01:02:00 <Serenity> f'
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAY!
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish you could say that
01:02:00 <Serenity> so do i
01:02:00 <Serenity> seriously
01:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're the best! seriously
01:03:00 <Serenity> or those assholes that have to get a brand new bowl every serve of something they get
01:03:00 <Serenity> fuck. off
01:03:00 <Loof> just walk up to mothers and say "your kids is fat"
01:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> I can't wait to tell someone to just fuck off lol
01:03:00 <DemonsRun> Feels weird being back here haha
01:03:00 <Serenity> 12 bowls of ice cream but that fat whore needs a new one every time
01:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, leave why you're still sane DM
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> love it
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I haven't seen a sizzler in decades
01:04:00 <DemonsRun> Haha I wasn't sane to begin with
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh bamp bow
01:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> alternatively you could check out taco's new channel / server
01:05:00 <Bastardly_One> why is this in my head?
01:05:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_wFEB4Oxlo
01:05:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Love Boat Views: 4,868,969 Uploader: puntadeleste Uploaded:  Apr 19, 2006 Duration: 1 Minutes 45 Seconds
01:05:00 <Loof> ewwwwwwwwwww
01:05:00 <Bastardly_One> love! exciting and new
01:05:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> best song ever
01:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you're infatuated with the chick you've just met?
01:05:00 <Bastardly_One> come aboard, we're expecting yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou
01:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd say it has a lot to do with the glove she is wearing
01:06:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, over that now ... I just know every crap song ever recorded
01:06:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i don't sing out loud
01:06:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but that's a song
01:06:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> when i hear it
01:06:00 <DemonsRun> katatonic_kate01: I have that server lol, it's saved, just never visit it
01:06:00 <Bastardly_One> hah Kate
01:06:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you just gotta belt that out
01:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, did you want a tour?
01:06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty sad innit crocodylus_pontifex? ... lol
01:06:00 <DemonsRun> Lol, I'm sure I can manage :P
01:07:00 <Bastardly_One> another one that does it to me is
01:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> just ask Taco…. he is SUCH a friendly guy!
01:07:00 <Bastardly_One> wait for it
01:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you need any further assistance
01:07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> New York
01:07:00 <DemonsRun> You'll be the one I ask!
01:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:07:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRmKzxhMzwo
01:07:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Laverne & Shirley Show Opening Views: 1,530,436 Uploader: danielskinner Uploaded:  May 5, 2007 Duration: 1 Minutes 18 Seconds
01:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i'd be too bias
01:07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> bahahaha
01:07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I used to watch some shit growing up
01:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
01:08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> magnum pi
01:08:00 <Bastardly_One> loved that show more than Happy Days even
01:08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:08:00 <Serenity> these marvellous creations eggs
01:08:00 <Serenity> are amazing
01:08:00 <Serenity> rabbits
01:08:00 <Loof> dallas
01:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hated happy days
01:08:00 <Bastardly_One> the best ever theme next
01:08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> how could you hate the fonz
01:08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh that's right you hate metal
01:08:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate just told me he is going to bed with the most disgusted look on his face
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh because i hate everything right now
01:09:00 <Bastardly_One> he's leaving as I am getting to the best!
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> blame my overies
01:09:00 <Loof> did he catch you wanking b1?
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:09:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEzDkeHzI
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was gonna say were you naked
01:09:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Welcome Back Kotter - Theme Song Views: 640,369 Uploader: lcozzarelli Uploaded:  Jun 21, 2009 Duration: 2 Minutes 54 Seconds
01:09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> someone give KK chocolate
01:09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah to the Love Boat theme Loof
01:09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> stat
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:09:00 <Loof> LOL!
01:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I can send you all my chocolate
01:10:00 <Serenity> THE LOOOOOOOOVE BOAT
01:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want it
01:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I have like 20 of the cunts sitting around
01:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i had a hot chocolate tonight
01:10:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, stfu
01:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm trying to maintain my bikini body *hair flicks*
01:10:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4BYaRcYntQ
01:10:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Maria don't know Mary had a little lamb Views: 73,699 Uploader: funwhitesheep Uploaded:  Sep 10, 2009 Duration: 1 Minutes 3 Seconds
01:10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been stuck in my head for 3 days
01:10:00 <Serenity> b1 dont start you shit m8
01:11:00 <Bastardly_One> why not m8?
01:11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cdhJsu1MqU
01:11:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Die Antwoord - Cookie Thumper Views: 1,099,682 Uploader: TheDJStarsky Uploaded: Published on Jun 17, 2013 Duration: 3 Minutes 25 Seconds
01:11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i recon i would have a chance with Yolandi
01:11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> just need to get backstage
01:11:00 <Loof> is she the blonde?
01:11:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
01:12:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> get your filthy eyes off her
01:12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh crocodylus_pontifex you know who is hot?
01:12:00 <Bastardly_One> the new chick in Arch Enemy
01:12:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
01:12:00 <Bastardly_One> My
01:12:00 <Bastardly_One> GLOB!
01:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> apart from me, who cares *hair flicks*
01:12:00 <Serenity> i made the best pea soup tinight
01:12:00 <Serenity> bomn
01:12:00 <Serenity> UGH
01:12:00 <Serenity> best pea soup tonight
01:12:00 <Serenity> NOM
01:13:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InRMwptcgAo
01:13:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ARCH ENEMY - War Eternal (OFFICIAL VIDEO) Views: 10,275,300 Uploader: CenturyMedia Uploaded: Published on Mar 20, 2014 Duration: 4 Minutes 22 Seconds
01:13:00 <Bastardly_One> hotness
01:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> make me pumpkin soup, please?
01:13:00 <Bonny> who's been peeing in soup?
01:13:00 <Serenity> oh i would
01:13:00 <Serenity> i made YUM pumpkin soup
01:13:00 <Bastardly_One> and you wouldn't believe that voice come out of that woman
01:13:00 <Serenity> make
01:13:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> well she pales into Insignificance when compared to KK clearly...but yeah the replacement for angela is a bit alright
01:13:00 <Loof> you know what i really like, asparagus
01:13:00 <Bonny> ewwwwww
01:13:00 <Bastardly_One> a bit alright?
01:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> that chick has been sucking too many cocks
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> Angela hand picked her incidently
01:14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Angela was a jerk apparently
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> Angela still writes for them
01:14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> they booted her
01:14:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10616439_10152538008327331_1779955346600342145_n.jpg?oh=9e876035c980f1c6f339618f57eeadfe&oe=55DF1143&__gda__=1436210606_9eb7caf30a10fbc5a3b104f63c5ce263
01:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the band members are nodding their head, agreeing with me
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> she just gave up actually singing ... thinks she can't handle it anymore
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol kate
01:14:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10409550_10152347277152331_6945370766547626588_n.jpg?oh=4efce29ff00393e663d3f368ede6a526&oe=55A2AFFB&__gda__=1437259343_f5f5d850123314547dcbc87256a653d5
01:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUM serenity!
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> they didn't boot her dude
01:14:00 <Serenity> sah gyd
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> she retired ...
01:15:00 <Bastardly_One> and hand picked this chick
01:15:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> that's what you read
01:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> "retired" to porn
01:15:00 <Bastardly_One> so the story I read that interviewed Angela herself
01:15:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> there was trouble back when they toured australia a few years ago
01:15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she was rooting
01:15:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, one of them
01:16:00 <Bastardly_One> forget which one
01:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
01:16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> well i dunno about that
01:16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> just a jerk
01:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucking too much cock with a voice like that
01:16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> that would be a brutal hummer
01:16:00 <Bastardly_One> My favourite band of that ilk are one the same label
01:16:00 <Bastardly_One> but harsher
01:17:00 <Bastardly_One> actually no they're not
01:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm thinking of a band on Nuclear
01:17:00 <Bastardly_One> they have a heap of chick singers like that too
01:18:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> meh
01:18:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> who cares it's all about the blast beats and guitars
01:18:00 <Bastardly_One> kate
01:18:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the old singer
01:18:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1SlcO0Fikc
01:18:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ARCH ENEMY - Under Black Flags We March (OFFICIAL VIDEO) Views: 2,794,664 Uploader: CenturyMedia Uploaded: Published on Apr 29, 2012 Duration: 4 Minutes 43 Seconds
01:18:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> no one caes about cooky monster
01:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I think she was over rated but the band themselves play well
01:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a real issue with the chick singers on that label
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing happened with Nightwish
01:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think they sound a little bit like ministry
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> they think they're actually the reason the bands succeed
01:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> well a tiny bit
01:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
01:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> they dont
01:19:00 <Loof> ministry is industrial
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> this is straight out classic metal
01:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> the first link before she started singing
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh they're able to go faster with a fresh singer
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> Angela is nearly as old as I am
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> they had to slow down a bit IMO
01:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm laughing because i sound like that when i have PMS
01:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:22:00 <Loof> sometimes i fap a bit too much, call it a temporary crutch
01:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
01:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npeYMJIbY8o that's my have ministry song
01:23:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ministry - "Lay Lady Lay" (Official Music Video) Views: 59,042 Uploader: RhinoEntertainment Uploaded: Published on Dec 13, 2013 Duration: 5 Minutes 31 Seconds
01:23:00 <Bastardly_One> get this into ya while I have a piss
01:23:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU18F6yTuHo
01:23:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: PARADISE LOST - Honesty In Death (OFFICIAL VIDEO) Views: 729,459 Uploader: CenturyMedia Uploaded: Published on Mar 22, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 48 Seconds
01:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> their rendition
01:23:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 Paradise Lost
01:24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> they are pretty poor
01:24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Paradise Lost
01:24:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
01:24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what I have heard
01:24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> not the best musos
01:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I like Metallica sometimes alright?
01:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
01:24:00 <Bastardly_One> click it and you will see what I mean
01:24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
01:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're ALL WANKERS
01:24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> on ministry atm
01:24:00 <Bastardly_One> very Nordish Metallica
01:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ministry are awesome
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's about my limit
01:25:00 <Bastardly_One> they were shit at Soundwave to be honest
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ministry?
01:25:00 <Bastardly_One> way better on the tour about 20 yrs ago
01:25:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
01:25:00 <Bastardly_One> the mix was fucking shithouse
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> sisters of mercy?
01:25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that was years ago at Soundwave
01:25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that was funny!
01:26:00 <Bastardly_One> Sisters of Mercy rock n roll style
01:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evu3I0ZoERc
01:26:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Temple of Love (extended) HQ Sisters of Mercy Views: 1,279,202 Uploader: IDioGenesis Uploaded:  Dec 9, 2009 Duration: 8 Minutes 9 Seconds
01:26:00 <Bastardly_One> Andrew Eldrich clearly had too much meth in the later years
01:26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh yeah clicking on that
01:26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i haven't heard this in ages
01:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to dress like his guitarist
01:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor!
01:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> loving it
01:26:00 <Bastardly_One> wayne hussy who formed the mission
01:27:00 <Bastardly_One> the mission had some classic songs
01:28:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> this is what I needed to hear tongiht
01:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDuW3NvjqJY
01:28:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Sisters of Mercy -- More Views: 4,118,367 Uploader: rhubarbcream Uploaded:  Jan 24, 2006 Duration: 6 Minutes 21 Seconds
01:28:00 <Bastardly_One> a goth classic
01:28:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2up4WUQod0
01:28:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Mission - Wasteland Views: 545,310 Uploader: IchnosX3 Uploaded:  Feb 3, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 2 Seconds
01:29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the best line ever in More
01:29:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> hold on i'm at the chick singing bit
01:29:00 <Bastardly_One> the one about the tears ...
01:29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin'
01:29:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah Wasteland
01:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is singing about chocolate
01:29:00 <Bastardly_One> that got the goths two stepping/staggering across the dance floor
01:29:00 <Bastardly_One> me included
01:29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I was a pretentious little cunt
01:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:30:00 <Serenity> was?
01:30:00 <Bastardly_One> was waiting for that
01:30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:31:00 <Bastardly_One> actually one of my favourite sisters of mercy songs you probably haven't heard
01:31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs
01:31:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Alice In Chains - Would? Views: 12,833,407 Uploader: AliceInChainsVEVO Uploaded:  Mar 1, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 28 Seconds
01:31:00 <Bastardly_One> and is a cover
01:31:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOlPDvuI8SU
01:31:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Sisters of Mercy ~ Jolene {The best version} Views: 5,772 Uploader: Abominations667 Uploaded: Published on Sep 17, 2014 Duration: 2 Minutes 49 Seconds
01:31:00 <Bastardly_One> so bad
01:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it
01:32:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/wcQ7fTH_pOE
01:32:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mad Season - River of Deceit from RKCNDY Views: 252,741 Uploader: MadSeasonVEVO Uploaded: Published on Apr 5, 2013 Duration: 5 Minutes 11 Seconds
01:32:00 <Bastardly_One> sisters had the best drum machine IMO
01:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> did they
01:33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> do you have to explain to Serenity what goths are. Goths are Emos before emos were invented.
01:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> everyone knows that
01:34:00 <Serenity> why would he have to explain that to me
01:34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> unsure about the youth of today
01:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> left over plebs from the 80's
01:34:00 <Serenity> im not 12
01:34:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
01:34:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5SK8KMQlRc
01:34:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SISTERS OF MERCY ADRENOCHROME Views: 15,385 Uploader: DANNYVG1000 Uploaded:  Mar 30, 2011 Duration: 2 Minutes 58 Seconds
01:35:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to how meth driven that song is
01:35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> b1 that dude is wearing a leather jacket and it's unnerving ....
01:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:35:00 <Bastardly_One> Andrew Eldrich?
01:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno
01:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> your link
01:35:00 <xm> i love their song Dominion
01:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
01:35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that jacket and the skinny white boy fuck
01:35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> that's terrible
01:35:00 <xm> and was thinking of emulating that singing style for one of my latest tracks
01:35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's bad isn't it?
01:35:00 <xm> 80s tehmed
01:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> do it xm
01:35:00 <xm> themed*
01:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I love Adrenachome
01:36:00 <Bastardly_One> so badly made it's awesome
01:36:00 <xm> back to singing now though
01:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and wear a white suit, and you'll pull the ladies
01:36:00 <Bastardly_One> Jolene is worse
01:36:00 <Serenity> im fairly certain
01:36:00 <Serenity> ive eaten too much soup
01:36:00 <xm> i need the glasses and stick too
01:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
01:36:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who invented goth though?
01:36:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWvOHT0zfXY
01:36:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sisters of Mercy - Dominion Views: 3,689,270 Uploader: K47Z3 Uploaded:  Mar 19, 2007 Duration: 4 Minutes 22 Seconds
01:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is pretty sexy!
01:36:00 <Serenity> was it you Bastardly_One
01:36:00 <Loof> didn't marilyn manson invent goth :P
01:36:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGSb3pCUEM
01:36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i need some glam to balance the goth
01:36:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Siouxsie & the Banshees - Kiss Them for Me 480p) Views: 105,138 Uploader: LauraLeeMoon Uploaded: Published on Jun 12, 2012 Duration: 4 Minutes 14 Seconds
01:36:00 <Bastardly_One> Siouxie
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> <3
01:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah loof……………...
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to that
01:37:00 <xm> Arabian Nights!
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> so good!
01:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ruby wax!
01:37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptPekKOigkQ
01:37:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cinderella - Shake Me Views: 5,415,402 Uploader: CinderellaVEVO Uploaded:  Oct 5, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 20 Seconds
01:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> in the heat of the night……. in the heat of the day
01:38:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ
01:38:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Echo and the Bunnymen - The Killing Moon (Official Music Video) Views: 841,572 Uploader: RhinoEntertainment Uploaded: Published on Jun 24, 2014 Duration: 5 Minutes 11 Seconds
01:38:00 <Bastardly_One> this became goth more than indie
01:38:00 <Bastardly_One> such a good song
01:38:00 <Bastardly_One> kate, you'd like that
01:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> alright......
01:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> alright……here we go
01:39:00 <Bastardly_One> Echo and the Bunnymen and the Church remind me of each other
01:39:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll see why
01:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i've heard that before
01:39:00 <Bastardly_One> and when you get over it I just thought of another
01:40:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope this isn't cut off
01:40:00 <Bastardly_One> but the intensity of it ... makes it a special stand out track of the time
01:40:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upyrWwstEMY
01:41:00 <Bastardly_One> crocodylus_pontifex eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
01:41:00 <Bastardly_One> Cinderella
01:41:00 <Bastardly_One> gtfo
01:41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i love that song
01:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdIP8tWITpk
01:41:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Cure - Lullaby HQ Views: 93,331 Uploader: pajdzior Uploaded: Published on Oct 8, 2012 Duration: 4 Minutes 10 Seconds
01:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds A LOT BETTER
01:42:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
01:42:00 <Bastardly_One> this sounds better
01:42:00 <Serenity> 11 I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEEECKING BAAALLLLL
01:42:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0
01:42:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son Views: 18,140,834 Uploader: kansasVEVO Uploaded: Published on Dec 5, 2012 Duration: 5 Minutes 24 Seconds
01:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah totes
01:42:00 <Bastardly_One> jk
01:42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
01:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> my
01:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
01:42:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
01:42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a great song
01:43:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on my wayward son, there'll be peace when you are done, lay your weary head to rest, don't you cry no more *20 min guitar solo before the song even fucking starts*
01:43:00 <Bastardly_One> how can you go wrong?
01:44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i think though
01:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess you've never watched Supernatural then?
01:44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> the best band
01:44:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
01:44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> universal
01:44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> that everyone likes
01:44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and I'm testing a theory here though
01:44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cuXasbjhT8
01:44:00 <Bastardly_One> Clutch!
01:44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
01:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> queen… yeah amazing
01:45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> doesn't everyone like queen
01:45:00 <Bastardly_One> fried chicken!
01:45:00 <Bastardly_One> you might be interested in this then
01:45:00 <Bastardly_One> one moment
01:46:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZAD7W3M4zc
01:46:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Laibach - Geburt einer Nation (Opus Dei) Official Video Views: 13,179 Uploader: laibach Uploaded: Published on Oct 11, 2012 Duration: 4 Minutes 22 Seconds
01:46:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me
01:46:00 <Bastardly_One> and what does the chorus sound like?
01:47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh i've heard them remix MA
01:47:00 <Bastardly_One> yah yah! get me a light beer!
01:47:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine him singing his kids to sleep
01:47:00 <Bastardly_One> poor little cunts
01:47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> hahaha
01:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY
01:48:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi's Dead (Original) Views: 4,983,953 Uploader: Hraffi Uploaded:  May 14, 2009 Duration: 9 Minutes 37 Seconds
01:48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh kate!
01:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> *bows*
01:48:00 <Bastardly_One> they do the best cover of a certain song ever
01:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean ever
01:48:00 <Bastardly_One> one sec
01:49:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTyePL5JvVI
01:49:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bauhaus - Ziggy Stardust Bowie Cover 16:9 Remastered HD 720p Views: 221,863 Uploader: Dexbam Uploaded:  Mar 5, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 12 Seconds
01:49:00 <Bastardly_One> so good
01:50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> never head of Bauhaus
01:50:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
01:50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> heard
01:50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> trippy
01:50:00 <Bastardly_One> pete murphy, the singer had another band called Love and Rockets after Bauhaus
01:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> what!
01:50:00 <Bastardly_One> and toured solo here last year
01:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> OHHH
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeUbj_xpv7c
01:51:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A Strange Kind of Love - Peter Murphy Views: 1,172,511 Uploader: feloniousbutterfly Uploaded:  Jul 2, 2006 Duration: 4 Minutes 10 Seconds
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSSSS
01:51:00 <Bastardly_One> kate
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> with NIN
01:51:00 <Bastardly_One> he did a special gig with Steve Kilbey
01:51:00 <Bastardly_One> guess who saw it?
01:51:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum?
01:51:00 <Maurice> Some old, sad git?
01:51:00 <Bastardly_One> two hippy cunts clearly smoked out
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
01:51:00 <Bastardly_One> doing their hippy shit
01:52:00 <Bastardly_One> was really good!
01:52:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Maurice
01:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elbsomblod4
01:52:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Reptile - Trent Reznor, Jeordie White, Peter Murphy Views: 687,045 Uploader: feloniousbutterfly Uploaded:  Jul 1, 2006 Duration: 8 Minutes 7 Seconds
01:52:00 <Bastardly_One> know Gary Numan?
01:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> um everyone does
01:53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw
01:53:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gary Numan - Cars Views: 13,838,031 Uploader: HighFlyer186 Uploaded:  Dec 2, 2007 Duration: 3 Minutes 50 Seconds
01:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> do do do
01:53:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaF9KTH0SEg
01:53:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gary Numan - Down in The Park - Rarest ORIGINAL version Music Video in Dolby HD Views: 80,418 Uploader: kimpeek3000 Uploaded: Published on Oct 12, 2013 Duration: 6 Minutes 16 Seconds
01:53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> natural progression
01:53:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely a natural progression
01:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks lol
01:53:00 <Bastardly_One> he is autistic did you know that?
01:53:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not just saying that to be silly
01:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> um nope
01:54:00 <Bastardly_One> explains why his music is actually so meticulous
01:54:00 <Bastardly_One> if you know electronia it's very meticulous
01:54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you just made it gay b1
01:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_8Pma1vHmw
01:54:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kraftwerk - The Robots HQ Audio Views: 194,420 Uploader: juzioljuznienty Uploaded:  Apr 3, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 41 Seconds
01:54:00 <Bastardly_One> he is gay :P
01:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> go gayer
01:54:00 <Bastardly_One> look at him
01:54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:54:00 <Bastardly_One> Kraftwerk are awesome
01:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i used to play this at preschool with the kids
01:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> they loved it and i got to be a robot
01:55:00 <Bastardly_One> we're getting into my territory of what inspired my own electronica
01:55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> hahaha
01:55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah i know this song
01:55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but fuck if I ever knew who did it
01:55:00 <Bastardly_One> there is some classic 80s stuff no-one will remember though
01:55:00 <Bastardly_One> like the KLf before they became KLF
01:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
01:56:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFVlgIwWMDE
01:56:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: J.A.M s - Whitney Joins The J.A.M s Views: 3,267 Uploader: TheCoverHeaven Uploaded:  Mar 30, 2011 Duration: 7 Minutes 10 Seconds
01:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> KLF
01:56:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one right there
01:56:00 <Bastardly_One> the JAMMS
01:56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the KLF before they became the KLF
01:56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty shit but clever considering it's 19 fucking 87
01:57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo&list=RDIIEVqFB4WUo
01:57:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Devo - Whip It (Video) Views: 3,909,978 Uploader: DEVOvision Uploaded:  Dec 20, 2009 Duration: 2 Minutes 47 Seconds
01:57:00 <Bastardly_One> the whitney bits crack me up
01:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
01:57:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone knows Devo for their cheesier stuff
01:57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> damn straight
01:57:00 <Bastardly_One> not the fuck they're an awesome jazz band
01:58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but whip it
01:58:00 <Bastardly_One> and have written some madly spastic brilliant tunes besides two 80s electronic pop
01:58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still on this JAMMS song
01:58:00 <Bastardly_One> "she'll never join the JAMMS"
01:59:00 <Bastardly_One> that northern accent cracks me up
01:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I am easily amused
01:59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> now if someone posts Oingo Boingo
01:59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> egad the 80's
01:59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, when you said before about Ministry
02:00:00 <Bastardly_One> this is who half of KLf became
02:00:00 <Bastardly_One> very ministry like this song
02:00:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfGDXrecD8c
02:00:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Blacksmoke -Fuck The Fucking Fuckers Views: 20,856 Uploader: tzcrnko Uploaded:  Nov 5, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 33 Seconds
02:00:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking voodoo magic man!
02:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO30b_SxLzE&list=PLhrn7O9HjR6JyiSAq_CMZ5KMO-xHPaDJU
02:00:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mazzy Star - Into Dust (w. lyrics) Views: 1,922,482 Uploader: Joghurtfreund Uploaded:  Oct 13, 2008 Duration: 5 Minutes 39 Seconds
02:01:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon she was into dust
02:01:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hate indie pop english wank
02:01:00 <Bastardly_One> next its gonna be Stone Roses right?
02:01:00 <Bastardly_One> She Bangs the Drums or some shit
02:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh ….. voodoo magic….. reminds me of….
02:02:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO5R_OSZvoc
02:02:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ween - Voodoo Lady Views: 458,625 Uploader: metaliger Uploaded:  Apr 20, 2007 Duration: 3 Minutes 45 Seconds
02:02:00 <Bastardly_One> that?
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLi9VUA5wM4
02:02:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Def Fx - Psychoactive Summer HQ Views: 16,964 Uploader: RedAntTouring Uploaded:  Jan 21, 2012 Duration: 4 Minutes 16 Seconds
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:02:00 <Bastardly_One> Fiona Horne
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
02:02:00 <Bastardly_One> biggest slut ever!
02:02:00 <Bastardly_One> ask me
02:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh please
02:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean so I've heard
02:03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oooh def fx
02:03:00 <Bastardly_One> not just me but half of melb males
02:03:00 <Bastardly_One> and most of syd
02:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh as fucking if
02:03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> haha
02:03:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna bet? I can tell you her exact address
02:03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you stalked her
02:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> that you know her address
02:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah duh
02:03:00 <Bastardly_One> she put out for 3/4s of the melb and syd males
02:03:00 <Bastardly_One> and worst band
02:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you haven't fucked Fiona Horne !
02:04:00 <Bastardly_One> the reformed I heard
02:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I can prove it ... lol ... I am shuddering not happy about it
02:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude
02:04:00 <Bastardly_One> complete untalented whore
02:04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ1l4UJW04Y
02:04:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Regurgitator - ! (The Song Formerly Known As) Views: 166,854 Uploader: WarnerMusicAU Uploaded:  Aug 5, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 39 Seconds
02:04:00 <Bastardly_One> but good looking
02:04:00 <Bastardly_One> now there's a good band
02:05:00 <Bastardly_One> regurgitator
02:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha gurg
02:05:00 <Bastardly_One> so clever at time too
02:05:00 <Bastardly_One> at *times
02:05:00 <Loof> seen them quite a few times
02:05:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> BOP BOP BOP BOP
02:05:00 <Bastardly_One> which album did they record in that glass construction in fed square in melb?
02:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah!
02:06:00 <Bastardly_One> that had some clever songs on it that album ... I like Quan's geek mixed with Ben's stoner
02:06:00 <Bastardly_One> works really well
02:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't heard this song for agesa
02:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
02:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> -a
02:06:00 <Bastardly_One> best band aust ever had though?
02:06:00 <Bastardly_One> come from syd
02:07:00 <Loof> acdc best aust band ever
02:07:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_31Xz9uYVE
02:07:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Splatterheads - Bein' Right There Views: 1,195 Uploader: najlepsezelje Uploaded:  Jun 16, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 53 Seconds
02:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Quan was a bit of a babe back in the day
02:07:00 <Bastardly_One> that is/was the best aust band ever
02:07:00 <Bastardly_One> the Spatterheads
02:08:00 <Loof> what's a good mr bungle song
02:08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ever remember these guys
02:08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndap318EZHw
02:08:00 <Loof> i've always wanted to get into them
02:08:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Mavis's - Naughty Boy (HQ audio) Uploader: gavwasin Uploaded: Published on Feb 11, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 14 Seconds
02:08:00 <Bastardly_One> or X
02:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> pink cigerette!
02:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I should remember the Mavis's
02:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to high school with half of them
02:08:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat band
02:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> b1 do you know every single musical person in the world
02:08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it would appear so
02:08:00 <Maurice> Apparently
02:08:00 <Bastardly_One> that is filmed in the toilets of an old club called 21 arms
02:08:00 <Bastardly_One> doodle and I have discussed that heaps of times
02:09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i went to school with John lennon...in wollongong
02:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww i miss doodle
02:09:00 <Maurice> Maybe he went to school with Dean Martin, since he's so old
02:09:00 <Maurice> Maybe Shirley Temple
02:09:00 <Maurice> Doodle is still here
02:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> not being a cunt, but seriously it's like you know everyone
02:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> where!
02:09:00 <Maurice> He spat on my vag earlier
02:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
02:10:00 <Loof> awesome song thanks kate!
02:10:00 <Bastardly_One> he band was formed as a post-punk band in Ballarat in 1987 by singer-guitarist Matt Thomas (Matt Doll), his sister Beki Thomas on vocals, guitarist Andrew Craw, bassist Katherine McNulty, and drummer Andrea Vendy.[1] Matt described forming the band as "a way to get away from Ballarat".[2] They were named after a cat called Mavis that they saw while jamming in a friend's basement.
02:10:00 <Bastardly_One> wikipedia
02:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spwqQ8ylg-U
02:10:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Custard - Apartment Views: 53,601 Uploader: RockOutWithYrCockOut Uploaded:  Nov 6, 2008 Duration: 2 Minutes 29 Seconds
02:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> !!!
02:10:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah ... just proving that fact
02:11:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/FRZzUh9hcTo
02:11:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cake - Never There Views: 1,042,618 Uploader: CakeVEVO Uploaded:  Mar 17, 2011 Duration: 2 Minutes 45 Seconds
02:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=140ea47ndME
02:11:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Datarock - Computer Camp Love Official Music Video Views: 532,659 Uploader: NettwerkMusic Uploaded:  Sep 9, 2008 Duration: 3 Minutes 22 Seconds
02:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> never got into Cake
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> never got the deal
02:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did, for obvious reasons lol
02:12:00 <Bastardly_One> Mercury Rev and bands like that I dug
02:12:00 <Maurice> Cake is yum
02:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake is delicious!
02:12:00 <Bastardly_One> just never saw the big deal in Cake and they were popular ... especially that Going the Distance song
02:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> loved that song
02:13:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRrKDxF_BJ8
02:13:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SPLATTERHEADS Golden Eyelid Views: 5,743 Uploader: Stratau Uploaded:  Jun 17, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 39 Seconds
02:13:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck yeah!
02:13:00 <Maurice> Choc cake is the best
02:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally maurice!
02:13:00 <Bastardly_One> Spatterheads were so good IMO
02:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just want 8 cupcakes
02:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i'll feel a lot better
02:13:00 <Maurice> Look mate, stop trying to appear young, you're old and just.. old
02:13:00 <Maurice> Just stop
02:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> lols at datarock
02:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> love datarock
02:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
02:14:00 <Maurice> And it's not even your age that makes you seem old, it's everything
02:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> splatter head - yeah pass
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> they're old bands ... only thing I like current is shit
02:14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4
02:14:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: King Missile - Detachable Penis Views: 624,834 Uploader: YIRMASTER Uploaded:  Oct 17, 2008 Duration: 3 Minutes 10 Seconds
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> hated that band
02:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
02:15:00 <Loof> love king missile
02:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> butthole surfers next
02:15:00 <Loof> hell yes
02:15:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> do it
02:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i knew it loof
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> hah! take THIS!
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Buev38fhuDc
02:15:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: RATCAT - "I Think I Love You" Views: 9,262 Uploader: longgoneloser Uploaded:  Apr 2, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 23 Seconds
02:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin stoner lol
02:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
02:15:00 <Loof> lol
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking bad is that?
02:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> bad
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> and to think that Simon Day became teen girls wet dreams
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucking BAD!
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved early ratcat
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah had to shut my browser down
02:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IvoHN3mgpM
02:16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Butthole Surfers - Pepper (HD) Views: 281,025 Uploader: kittyliveson1 Uploaded: Published on Feb 17, 2013 Duration: 4 Minutes 11 Seconds
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> you kids only know the buttholes for one pop hit
02:17:00 <Loof> ty ty kate
02:17:00 <Loof> :D
02:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i know em quite well…. my sister loved them
02:17:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> how old ar you Bastardly_One
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> not stuff that is worth listening to such as Hairway to Steven
02:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> and listened to their crap constantly
02:17:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i am 1 year older than you regardless of what you say
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you'd know the arbaic song cunts?
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 45
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> for real
02:17:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> 46
02:17:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> for shizzel
02:17:00 <Loof> b1 was a teen in the 80s
02:18:00 <Loof> that's the difference
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I was a teen in the 80s
02:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was born in the 80's
02:18:00 <Maurice> I too
02:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> children of the 80's were awesome
02:18:00 <Maurice> Very early 80s
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen a lot of music and done a lot of things you couldn't possibly do these days
02:18:00 <Loof> true dat
02:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah me too
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> 1969 baby
02:18:00 <Maurice> 81 for me
02:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> 81
02:19:00 <Maurice> Not even Cam is as old as 69
02:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5 maurice
02:19:00 <Maurice> Although he's great at it
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh god!
02:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:19:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IAQPKds034
02:19:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ratcat - That Ain't Bad Views: 154,458 Uploader: brentnewtown Uploaded:  Jun 8, 2007 Duration: 3 Minutes 46 Seconds
02:19:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I still hae my gramophone
02:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> old
02:19:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you try go jogging with a gramophone
02:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> must be a bitch
02:20:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> massive wrist band
02:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
02:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a hipster
02:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> right?
02:20:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> well
02:20:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i need my hip replaced
02:21:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> does that count
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> you love hipsters though
02:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, kinda
02:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> since when
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> like that chet faker cunt
02:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're pretentious cunts
02:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like guys with beards
02:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> end of story
02:21:00 <Maurice> I don't
02:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do
02:21:00 <Maurice> My husband gets stubble and I go into meltdown
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> not all guys with beards
02:21:00 <Maurice> He leaves marks
02:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:21:00 <Bastardly_One> you hate me
02:21:00 <Maurice> I get enough marks on my own
02:22:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i like women with beards
02:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:22:00 <Loof> i lost my mach 3, had to use cheapo razors today ouch
02:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> well you've come to the right place!
02:22:00 <Maurice> I have the best bruise and lump on my shin right now, from an unfortunate accident a few nights ago
02:22:00 <Maurice> I don't need stubble rash too
02:22:00 <Bastardly_One> for Maurice then
02:22:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C5nE4UqqLk
02:22:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Beards - You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man (Film Clip - 2011) Views: 1,487,959 Uploader: TheBeardsAustralia Uploaded:  Jan 22, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 56 Seconds
02:23:00 <Maurice> I'm not clicking
02:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah seen it lol
02:23:00 <Maurice> I have sex with my husband, or myself and still like both of us beard free
02:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:24:00 <Maurice> To me, a beard screams 'LAZY'
02:24:00 <Maurice> Can't be fucked tending to some grooming
02:24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> like thongs
02:24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> thongs and beards
02:24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> lazy
02:24:00 <Bastardly_One> it is in my case
02:24:00 <Maurice> G-strings or shoes?
02:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate shaving so hard
02:24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> shoes
02:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> if it's a neck beard, FUCK YES
02:24:00 <Maurice> If I have to landscape my vag, he can fucking sort out his face
02:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw a nice beard is awesome
02:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> well kept
02:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
02:25:00 <Maurice> Still no
02:25:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> chicks who dig beards really dig beards
02:25:00 <Maurice> I don't like a hairy man
02:26:00 <Maurice> Thats why I shave my chest, so it's not double standards
02:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… you either LOVE em or HATE em
02:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
02:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not all dudes with beards are overly hairy
02:26:00 <ShadowLurker> you all suck
02:26:00 <Maurice> Mine has 3 chest hairs
02:26:00 <Maurice> Hairy fucker..
02:26:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/EPfmNxKLDG4
02:26:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Beck - Where It's At Views: 5,825,848 Uploader: BeckVEVO Uploaded:  Oct 6, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 32 Seconds
02:26:00 <Serenity> beards are yuck
02:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> plat em
02:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
02:27:00 <Maurice> You cant do that with 3 hairs
02:27:00 <Maurice> Agreed Serenity
02:27:00 <Loof> i hate beards
02:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitches be crazy
02:27:00 <Maurice> For me, beards are up with mullets
02:27:00 <Maurice> So gross
02:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:27:00 <Loof> they seem like a trend
02:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah some are feral
02:27:00 <Maurice> This isn't ZZ Top era
02:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah i've liked em before the 'trend'
02:27:00 <Maurice> DOWN WITH BEARDS
02:27:00 <Loof> lol
02:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> no not zz top style YUCK
02:28:00 <ShadowLurker> DOWN WITH PANTS
02:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:28:00 <Loof> i like stubble
02:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that's cool too
02:28:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3LLX9ThXjI
02:28:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mastodon - Curl Of The Burl Official Music Video Views: 646,603 Uploader: MastodonMusic Uploaded:  Aug 12, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 39 Seconds
02:28:00 <ShadowLurker> i prefer my lady without a beard
02:28:00 <ShadowLurker> thanks
02:28:00 <Maurice> Is Loof a poof or does his asian have a goatee?
02:28:00 <Maurice> LOL snap
02:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear, that made me giggle and now i feel like a cunt
02:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck is curl of the burl?
02:30:00 <Maurice> I've lost it, coz it's probably all true
02:30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> a type of rare wood
02:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh look out feelincrazy
02:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> wood aye *raises eye brows*
02:31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it's actually the grain in the wood
02:31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but i wont go on
02:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, please do
02:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> be a descriptive as need be
02:33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> *sigh*
02:33:00 <Loof> night all
02:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ croc
02:34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> we're are talking about diferent wood
02:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> *sigh*
02:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> next!
02:34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> women on irc, only after one thing
02:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock!
02:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
02:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> we objectify men here
02:35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> we are more then just objects you know
02:36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> we are your brothers!
02:36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> your fathers
02:36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> just think about it
02:36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> that's all I'm saying
02:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s57FtD2HKLw
02:36:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tool - Eulogy Views: 5,944,089 Uploader: iceclown360 Uploaded:  Jun 4, 2007 Duration: 8 Minutes 34 Seconds
02:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for putting that into perspective!
02:37:00 <Bastardly_One> that song is about Bill Hicks
02:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it
02:37:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
02:37:00 <Bastardly_One> the comedian
02:38:00 <Bastardly_One> well I call him more of a social satirist
02:38:00 <Bastardly_One> check out his work on youtube
02:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know who bill hicks is
02:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't lived in a cave
02:39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i wonder
02:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> comment: Such an epic song. Can't wait to post this to my Myspace. 
02:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
02:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love youtube comments lolz
02:40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> 07
02:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> horny much?
02:40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i got all excited that there was a devil girl
02:40:00 <Maurice> And?
02:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> we only want to see excitement in the form of an erection
02:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i speak collectively for all the women here, if they like it or not
02:42:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> all 3
02:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… yes
02:44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJy88qBzBdU
02:44:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Human penis part 10 : Phases of erection and Erectile dysfunction .18+ Educational purposes only Views: 211,686 Uploader: jklakhani10 Uploaded: Published on Nov 16, 2014 Duration: 2 Minutes 20 Seconds
02:44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ;)
02:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
02:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you post some pics without a foreskin please
02:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> video
02:46:00 <Maurice> Foreskin is really not nice
02:47:00 <Dugnuts> you really are cock obsessed arent you kate
02:47:00 <Serenity> who isnt
02:47:00 <Maurice> Kate is such a skank cock lover
02:47:00 <Maurice> Tsk tsk
02:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love cock,yep
02:47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> not only that I have to find pictures/video that are to her linking
02:47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> er
02:47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> liking
02:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm hmmm cock skank here *head wobbles*
02:48:00 <Maurice> So jelly
02:48:00 <Maurice> Mine left today for work
02:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh mine is working on some project release
02:48:00 <Maurice> Ejac release?
02:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:49:00 <Maurice> Mine will be gone for 4 weeks
02:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
02:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my
02:49:00 <Maurice> Thats a long time between fucks
02:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
02:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> how do you last inbetween
02:49:00 <Maurice> We've been doing this dance for nearly 3 years
02:49:00 <Maurice> Sex toys!
02:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah guess it keeps the sex hawt tho when you see each other
02:50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vxeHyUpi8w
02:50:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Penis Yeast Infection and what you need to know Views: 268,995 Uploader: videoonhowtolose Uploaded: Published on Nov 6, 2012 Duration: 0 Minutes 39 Seconds
02:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> croc, do you have ED, a foreskin and yeast infection?
02:50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yes
02:50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and yes
02:51:00 <Maurice> It certainly does something
02:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:51:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
02:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> croc - you're off the hook. I won't hit you up - calm yourself
02:51:00 <Dugnuts> if he only had 2 out of 3 he'd be good to go?
02:52:00 <Maurice> I miss Serenity already
02:52:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
02:52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh i thought they were Positives
02:52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i knew I should have said no
02:53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> crap
02:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> dugouts, just because i'm a cock skank doe not imply i'll fuck any old tom dick or harry
02:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> did she pass out
02:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me, it's 3am
02:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> dugout lol
02:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> DUGNUTS*
02:55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> shit
02:55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> 3am
02:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:55:00 <Maurice> Your spelling scares me katatonic_kate01
02:55:00 <Dugnuts> what?
02:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops
02:55:00 <Dugnuts> well you just said he was off the hook after saying he had all 3 :P
02:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> that means i must sleep
02:56:00 <Maurice> I'm making a burger for dinner
02:56:00 <Maurice> Yay 1am
02:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1. because you can fuck a guy with ED (awesome sex nods)
02:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2. because i love an itchy vagina with discharge
02:56:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha i was just being silly obv
02:56:00 <Maurice> Thats weird
02:56:00 <Dugnuts> chill out
02:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i shall
03:00:00 <Maurice> BBT is the best so far
03:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
03:00:00 <Maurice> Big Bang Theory
03:00:00 <Maurice> Newest ep
03:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
03:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
03:01:00 <Maurice> No, goodly
03:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it's ok in small amounts
03:01:00 <Maurice> HOW DARE YOU
03:01:00 <Maurice> It's good marathoning it
03:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> watch it without the laughter
03:02:00 <Maurice> I dont listen to the laughter
03:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> youtube it, and that's what stopped me watching it as much
03:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's ok, not my fave
03:02:00 <Maurice> I say certain lines in my head and hear it in their voices
03:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:02:00 <Maurice> I have a new Mod Fam to watch nex
03:02:00 <Maurice> t
03:02:00 <Maurice> And a Young and Hungry
03:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> love modern family
03:03:00 <Maurice> Strap yourself in
03:03:00 <Maurice> Mod Fam is fucking loltastic
03:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> well on that note, I'm going to bed
03:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> pray that i don't gas myself whilst sleeping
03:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:04:00 <Maurice> On that note, I'm gonna have dinner and watch those shows
03:04:00 <Maurice> Night
03:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
03:23:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
09:30:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One tried tower of guns yet?
09:30:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
09:30:00 <Loof> cool
09:31:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1ufW2INWmM
09:31:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't sound that appealing
09:31:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Presets - My People Views: 2,324,425 Uploader: modularpeople Uploaded:  Dec 5, 2007 Duration: 4 Minutes 1 Seconds
09:31:00 <Loof> agreed
09:31:00 <nate> hi b1 ;P
09:31:00 <Loof> vpn didn't work against optus torrent throttling
09:32:00 <Loof> telstra cable is no better apparently
09:32:00 <Loof> so i got a newsserver to download binaries
09:33:00 <Loof> tech that is so old school isp's and that aussie feds are stumped
09:33:00 <Loof> 30% of the internet is on newsservers
09:33:00 <Loof> it is said
09:34:00 <Loof> anyway i'm getting full speed piracy now :)
09:34:00 <Loof> only took all night
09:34:00 <Loof> and the newserver came with a vpn
09:34:00 <Loof> win win
09:35:00 <Loof> i can make it look like i'm anywhere on the planet
09:35:00 <Loof> plus use the vpn for torrents to hide from the feds
11:43:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07pLGIgyfjw
11:43:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tool - Stinkfist hq - fullscreen Views: 13,303,467 Uploader: areneros Uploaded:  May 15, 2006 Duration: 5 Minutes 14 Seconds
11:51:00 <beehhh> cant wait to go england
11:51:00 <beehhh> youse are traitors
11:55:00 <nate> hi beehhh
12:01:00 <beehhh> hey man
12:02:00 <beehhh> how is it going n the grief for murder victim at leetone
12:02:00 <beehhh> hes innocent
12:02:00 <beehhh> nsw phsych0
12:04:00 <slinky_J> hi beehhh
12:04:00 <slinky_J> i am cooking for u
12:04:00 <slinky_J> u gun come ova?
12:08:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf5ydfu7Mec
12:08:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Living in England - vineyards in England -moving to the UK #moveabroad #livingabroad Uploader: youmovingabroad Uploaded: Published on Apr 28, 2013 Duration: 3 Minutes 6 Seconds
12:16:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJMNWTioW34
12:16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Darren Hayes - Black Out The Sun OFFICAL MUSIC VIDEO Views: 882,939</div> Uploader: darrenhayes Uploaded:  Aug 21, 2011 Duration: 4 Minutes 15 Seconds
12:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
12:25:00 <slinky_J> sup kate
12:25:00 <slinky_J> sup loof!!
12:25:00 <slinky_J> I am cooking O_o
12:25:00 <slinky_J> lolz ima good cook
12:25:00 <Loof> i just had hot dogs with fried onions
12:25:00 <slinky_J> YUM AS
12:25:00 <Loof> :)
12:25:00 <slinky_J> i am making a good ragu
12:26:00 <Loof> nice
12:26:00 <slinky_J> yer
12:26:00 <slinky_J> went down
12:26:00 <slinky_J> got fresh tomatos etc
12:26:00 <slinky_J> the white wine
12:26:00 <slinky_J> i put a extra glass in
12:26:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
12:26:00 <Loof> love frest fruit n veg
12:26:00 <slinky_J> i got meatballs i made yesterday
12:26:00 <slinky_J> yea brother!
12:26:00 <slinky_J> love the fresh
12:26:00 <Loof> something different every day to eat ftw!
12:26:00 <slinky_J> capsicum later
12:27:00 <slinky_J> gonna take a few hours this bit
12:27:00 <slinky_J> im making it for my neighbour lol
12:27:00 <slinky_J> sup with u loof?
12:28:00 <Loof> not much man just downloading shit
12:28:00 <slinky_J> ahaha cant stop teh downloadz!
12:28:00 <Loof> off here: https://nzbgeek.info/index.php
12:28:00 <slinky_J> ay
12:28:00 <slinky_J> ima check it
12:28:00 <Loof> it's not torrents bro
12:28:00 <Loof> it's usenet
12:28:00 <slinky_J> i dl movies off here https://yts.to/browse-movie
12:29:00 <slinky_J> oh
12:29:00 <Loof> yeah i saw that last night, that's pretty sweet
12:29:00 <slinky_J> its askin for username n pwerdz bro
12:29:00 <slinky_J> sall good but
12:29:00 <Loof> ah damn
12:30:00 <slinky_J> all good
12:30:00 <slinky_J> this shit takes so long to cook
12:30:00 <slinky_J> shits me off
12:30:00 <slinky_J> LOL
12:30:00 <slinky_J> it's why i dont cook it
12:30:00 <Taco> lol
12:30:00 <Taco> pliv says he's going to my work to have a chat about me
12:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://happyplace.someecards.com/tinder/18-people-on-tinder-who-are-probably-going-to-murder-you/?page=1 <--- 18 reasons why NOT to use Tinder
12:30:00 <slinky_J> taco baby
12:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLZ!
12:30:00 <Taco> I wonder what he's going to say
12:31:00 <Taco> "this guy on the internet called taco..."
12:31:00 <slinky_J> threat?
12:31:00 <slinky_J> KIK
12:31:00 <Taco> "you know, he has a personal life"
12:31:00 <slinky_J> lol!
12:31:00 <slinky_J> "gonna pwn u cunt"
12:31:00 <Taco> shuttup fagget
12:31:00 <slinky_J> dude
12:31:00 <slinky_J> relax
12:32:00 <Taco> I am relaxed. But I still think you're a fuckwit
12:32:00 <slinky_J> Loof bro this shit smells great
12:32:00 <slinky_J> taco i told u
12:32:00 <Taco> Thats nice, don't care
12:32:00 <slinky_J> and I apologised
12:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:33:00 <slinky_J> sup kate u good
12:33:00 <Taco> [22:37:17] 25<Paully25> well 2morrow on my way down to paddington i will drop by kings cross lac and have a chat ;)
12:33:00 <Taco> [23:29:56] 21«21-16-31- 21Paully ([email protected]) has Quit (Z-Lined21)
12:34:00 <Taco> I wonder if he's going to mention unauthorized access to a computer system or network
12:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully so!
12:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm fantastic slinky
12:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you zline paully from your channel taco?
12:37:00 <Taco> Umm yes, you know when you like, stopped holding expectations and actually communicated, I took actions. He's at 18 months. I stopped counting when it reached that number.
12:38:00 <Taco> Also there is a new oper, and I'll be adding another soon
12:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> righteo
12:39:00 <slinky_J> rofl
12:39:00 <slinky_J> soz i had to stir the food
12:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> btw - pretty sure my "expectations" were the same as everyone else's
12:39:00 <slinky_J> srsly
12:39:00 <slinky_J> i did
12:39:00 <slinky_J> you worry too much.
12:40:00 <Taco> I'm pretty sure I'm not psychic and require some communication before I know about legitimate issues
12:40:00 <slinky_J> if ur sure
12:40:00 <slinky_J> how do you know?
12:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, and I told you - and you said… blah blah just ignore him if anyone else complains i'll do something
12:40:00 <slinky_J> oh yer, a psychotic person wouldnt sit in their piss and ask themselves if they were
12:40:00 <Taco> You didn't tell me the part about threats towards children, something that slinky_J does.
12:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> um, yeah I did
12:41:00 <slinky_J> I'd listen to kate
12:41:00 <Taco> And when you did and it was verified by a third party, I took action.
12:41:00 <slinky_J> oi
12:41:00 <Taco> Amazing.
12:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right, so it only has to be verified by a 3rd person
12:41:00 <slinky_J> why're you abusing kate?
12:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i see
12:41:00 <slinky_J> blow off ur steam on me
12:41:00 <Taco> I won't take action on hersay
12:41:00 <slinky_J> in my face brp
12:41:00 <slinky_J> bro*
12:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i'd make stuff like that up, to get people booted from the channel?
12:42:00 <slinky_J> unload that hot shit!
12:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i always PM you and be like, oh boot this person because they're a cunt….
12:42:00 <slinky_J> I will not take action! ON HERSICK josh n katezz r awesome
12:42:00 <slinky_J> werd
12:43:00 <beehhh> bye bye
12:43:00 <beehhh> going reset my memories
12:44:00 <slinky_J> taco i think my gf hates me
12:44:00 <slinky_J> :/'
12:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastic! hopefully you'll forget about austnet too beehhh!
12:44:00 <beehhh> i smoked opiets
12:44:00 <slinky_J> LOL
12:44:00 <slinky_J> you smoked penis?
12:44:00 <slinky_J> why?
12:44:00 <slinky_J> WHY WOULD YOU SMOKE MOOSE PENIS?
12:44:00 <beehhh> cause i am lazy
12:45:00 <slinky_J> kewl
12:45:00 <slinky_J> me 2
12:45:00 <slinky_J> kate r u lazy or just better
12:45:00 <slinky_J> :P
12:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> both
12:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lazy and amazing - depending on the day
12:45:00 <Taco> I don't care who anybody is, even for my wife, I won't do shit about anything they say unless I see some kind of evidence
12:45:00 <Taco> That doesn't make me a bad person
12:46:00 <beehhh> half of them dont have a visa or about to expire
12:46:00 <Taco> It makes me reasonable
12:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
12:46:00 <beehhh> george st syd
12:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didn't say you were a bad person
12:46:00 <slinky_J> yer
12:46:00 <slinky_J> taco bro
12:46:00 <Taco> beehhh, I don't have a visa, I have a mastercard
12:46:00 <slinky_J> I am sorry for giving you shit man
12:46:00 <beehhh> please dont hug me it will blust me into sea of joy
12:46:00 <slinky_J> and I mean it too.
12:47:00 <Taco> slinky_J, seriously jump off a fucking cliff ya stupid fuckwit
12:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm just saying, why would I make shit up, to get someone booted from a channel
12:47:00 <slinky_J> dude I'm being honest
12:47:00 <Taco> so am I
12:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> sound pretty lame to me
12:47:00 <slinky_J> k mang
12:47:00 <slinky_J> can't do it
12:47:00 <Taco> Why would I take action, on no evidence?
12:47:00 <Loof> tv remote has broken into 983 pieces
12:47:00 <Loof> i need a new tv
12:47:00 <slinky_J> cooking a guy food :P
12:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> why wouldn't you believe me?
12:47:00 <slinky_J> Loofy!
12:47:00 <beehhh> you sure dug the shit out of oles
12:48:00 <Taco> I trust no one, but the truth is out there
12:48:00 <slinky_J> think you can just go away
12:48:00 <slinky_J> lolz
12:48:00 <slinky_J> no-one btw
12:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok mulder
12:48:00 <slinky_J> LOL
12:48:00 <Taco> I want to believe
12:48:00 <beehhh> but the wrong hole i suppose
12:48:00 <Taco> I really do
12:48:00 <slinky_J> no no
12:48:00 <slinky_J> oi
12:48:00 <slinky_J> so funny
12:48:00 <slinky_J> [12:18] <Taco> I want to believe
12:48:00 <slinky_J> [12:18] <beehhh> but the wrong hole i suppose
12:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> well then be a lil vulnerable then and start to trust peeps!
12:48:00 <slinky_J> LOL so good
12:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> given, the net is pretty dodge
12:49:00 <beehhh> we are tryina communicating here
12:49:00 <slinky_J> i belief in teh wrang hale 2
12:50:00 <Taco> nah people are kunts
12:50:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Knight_satellite
12:50:00 <Taco> take slinky_J for example
12:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, you just believe that
12:50:00 <beehhh> indeed they are i agree with above statement
12:50:00 <Taco> beehhh is alright tho
12:50:00 <beehhh> i saw it mself
12:51:00 <Taco> I'd trust beehhh
12:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> see your perception for identifying cunts is warped
12:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's yo' problem
12:51:00 <beehhh> they are hoovering like mini starwars like craft
12:51:00 <Taco> no srsly, slinky_J is the same creature as pliv
12:51:00 <beehhh> they are hoovering in mini starwars like craft
12:51:00 <Taco> they're both total fuckwits
12:51:00 <Loof> had no idea running a 4k monitor and gtx 980 would draw so much electricity
12:52:00 <beehhh> it has an anttena on its front when i saw it upclose, like the eye of sauron
12:52:00 <slinky_J> [12:20] <Taco> nah people are kunts
12:52:00 <slinky_J> they are
12:53:00 <slinky_J> and that's the point.
12:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
12:53:00 <beehhh> they must have come in a bigger ship
12:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> not everyone is a cunt
12:53:00 <slinky_J> lol loof
12:53:00 <slinky_J> i found out and didnt know this
12:53:00 <slinky_J> that my wi fi will run on my slowest thing
12:53:00 <slinky_J> so i d/c my fone earlier
12:53:00 <beehhh> green tea and ganja
12:53:00 <slinky_J> because its the slowest
12:54:00 <Loof> my vita is probably my slowest
12:54:00 <Loof> the wifi on those things SUCKS
12:54:00 <Loof> should have got a nintendo
12:54:00 <slinky_J> is it?
12:55:00 <Taco> you see, just like pliv, slinky_J goes around threatening peoples children with all kinds of warped violence because he's throwing a tantrum and not getting his way online, he abuses people for no reason, he judges people for their lifestyle even though he doesn't really have a lifestyle, and then he's surprised that people think he's a total fuckwit loser
12:55:00 <slinky_J> only person I know has one is beagle
12:55:00 <slinky_J> Taco
12:55:00 <slinky_J> if some body like Loof
12:55:00 <slinky_J> can forgive me
12:55:00 <slinky_J> like he has
12:55:00 <beehhh> all asian women getting their visa on a fast-track n still complaining
12:55:00 <slinky_J> I'm sure you can too
12:55:00 <slinky_J> now I get to chat with him!
12:55:00 <slinky_J> yay me
12:55:00 <Taco> so then slinky_J harrasses them saying "I apologised" when it wasn't really an apology or admission of guilt for anything, but he still feels the need to claim he has remorse or regret and might someday become a better person
12:56:00 <Loof> i just got it so i can play ps4 from any room in the house through streaming
12:56:00 <slinky_J> no shit?
12:56:00 <Loof> yeah its pretty cool
12:56:00 <slinky_J> thats sick
12:56:00 <slinky_J> i've been saving money
12:56:00 <slinky_J> but simba has full convinced me to get wiiU
12:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's your point taco?
12:56:00 <slinky_J> ahehe
12:56:00 <Loof> yeah get the nintendo
12:56:00 <Loof> and i will too
12:56:00 <slinky_J> haha
12:57:00 <slinky_J> sick
12:57:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, I'm just killing two birds with one stone, speaking to both you and slinky_J at the same time
12:57:00 <Loof> we can be nintendo buddies
12:57:00 <slinky_J> i figure because I have xbox one
12:57:00 <slinky_J> no shit
12:57:00 <slinky_J> lolz
12:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, what point are you trying to make?
12:57:00 <Taco> my point is, thanks for communicating pliv is a dick. I concur
12:57:00 <Loof> simba too
12:57:00 <slinky_J> i still have a wii haha
12:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh, right
12:57:00 <slinky_J> yer simba has a wii i think
12:57:00 <Loof> nice
12:57:00 <slinky_J> but not a wiiU
12:57:00 <Loof> yeah
12:57:00 <slinky_J> would have to make new names ay
12:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> so, weeks later and some confirmation by a 3rd party, you believe what I say
12:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, what i've said
12:58:00 <Taco> well it was the same day, you saw the action occur
12:58:00 <slinky_J> since it's nintendo I could be Joshie
12:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i didn't "see" any action
12:58:00 <Taco> it just didn't happen instantaneously
12:58:00 <slinky_J> Loofie
12:58:00 <Loof> haha that's cool
12:58:00 <Taco> it started at 2 weeks, and quickly grew to 18 months
12:58:00 <slinky_J> lolz
12:58:00 <slinky_J> it's good
12:59:00 <slinky_J> only reason ive kept xbox one is bluray man
12:59:00 <slinky_J> i mean great games uno
12:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> well that ban had nothing to do with me - that was your choice
12:59:00 <Taco> I banned bigpond users from sydney cbd, and nearby suburbs, just to remove pliv
12:59:00 <slinky_J> but t just doeasnt matter that much man
12:59:00 <slinky_J> may aswell get a pc if im hardcoring it
12:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastic that you found out for yourself that he is a cunt taco
12:59:00 <Taco> Well you were there
12:59:00 <slinky_J> i love kinect for when icbf doin shit lol
12:59:00 <Loof> get something good enough for a grand
12:59:00 <Loof> a pc
13:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i stopped chatting in your channel a few weeks ago
13:00:00 <slinky_J> yer
13:00:00 <slinky_J> gaming pc
13:00:00 <Taco> Yea, thats when it occurred
13:00:00 <Taco> the day you left
13:00:00 <Loof> if you're good at fps on a controller you'd own with a mouse
13:00:00 <Taco> it seemed like you were impatient
13:00:00 <slinky_J> my mate sasha he makes pcs
13:00:00 <slinky_J> builds them rather.
13:00:00 <slinky_J> as a side job.
13:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i was
13:00:00 <Loof> nice
13:00:00 <Taco> but yeah still a work in progress, I added a new oper, adding another soon
13:00:00 <Taco> so the place is staffed better
13:00:00 <slinky_J> he's working construction on the new hospital here ay
13:01:00 <Taco> I've just been so flat out with work I haven't had much time
13:01:00 <slinky_J> i couldnt do that shit man
13:01:00 <slinky_J> but he builds them
13:01:00 <slinky_J> Loof man I am so thankful
13:01:00 <slinky_J> you gave me anotha chance yo
13:01:00 <slinky_J> :P
13:01:00 <Loof> i just go to msy, pick the parts and pay them $80 to make it
13:02:00 <Loof> we just have to accept that we can't have EXACTLY the same friends bro
13:02:00 <slinky_J> no shit
13:02:00 <Loof> like some of my friends will piss you off and vice versa
13:02:00 <slinky_J> yeah brother!
13:03:00 <Loof> but we can just ignore them
13:03:00 <Loof> and have an awesome chat
13:03:00 <Loof> :D
13:03:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
13:03:00 <slinky_J> NO shit
13:03:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
13:03:00 <slinky_J> love u man!
13:03:00 <Loof> <3
13:03:00 <slinky_J> i gotta stir my glob!
13:03:00 <Loof> k man
13:04:00 <slinky_J> fkn hell
13:04:00 <slinky_J> gonna take like 2 more hours
13:04:00 <slinky_J> to burn out the white wine
13:04:00 <slinky_J> unless i turn it up lol would ruin it
13:04:00 <slinky_J> only been going 2 hrs now
13:05:00 <slinky_J> DRINKING AND COOKING IS HOW MEN DO IT
13:05:00 <slinky_J> ;)
13:07:00 <slinky_J> k back and bacon smell in my FACE!
13:08:00 <Loof> i'd hit the wine so hard if i was in adelaide
13:08:00 <Loof> supposed to be awesome wine there
13:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> hunter valley has awesome wine too
13:11:00 <Loof> i beleive a glass or two before bed is good for you
13:11:00 <Loof> sure helps with sleep
13:11:00 <Loof> stopping at just 2 glasses though...
13:11:00 <Loof> lol
13:16:00 <mrgrumpy> different regions have "awesome" wines depending on the grapes grown. Mudgee has freaking awesome Cab Sav
13:17:00 <mrgrumpy> Tassie is good for Pinot Noir
13:20:00 <slinky_J> ffs
13:20:00 <slinky_J> some bikie goes off at me
13:20:00 <slinky_J> lolz
13:20:00 <slinky_J> i dont even know this chick
13:20:00 <slinky_J> he's goin off on fb like i was his brother
13:20:00 <slinky_J> didnt even know i had this guy on fb
13:20:00 <slinky_J> uno what i did Loof lol
13:21:00 <slinky_J> I just ranted man
13:21:00 <slinky_J> about the movie im watching hahahaha
13:21:00 <nate> slinky;s back!
13:22:00 <slinky_J> lol yep sup nate
13:22:00 <slinky_J> hahah
13:23:00 <slinky_J> the bikie ended up blocking me
13:23:00 <slinky_J> i guess i threatened him too much :(
13:27:00 <fawks> Wtf
13:27:00 <fawks> https://youtu.be/fnRQ9ttGrLE
13:27:00 <fawks> This guy is so patient
13:27:00 <fawks> Can't stop watching
13:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lil @ faux
13:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> he has more time on his hands than i do lolz
13:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i showed the child and she said it's a little man cooking LOLZ
13:30:00 <fawks> LOL
13:30:00 <fawks> how cute
13:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didn't point out that you could only see a hand… lolz
13:33:00 <fawks> https://youtu.be/gPdwAz9kUZ4
13:34:00 <fawks> Jesus.
13:34:00 <fawks> The videos are just so boring but I cannot stop
13:34:00 <fawks> Lmao
13:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:36:00 <Loof> he'd have to cook continuously 24/7 to be able to feed me
13:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> child: yeah i could do that…. followed by mummmmmm can you get me a little kitchen
13:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> new weight loss videos!
13:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> cook in a tiny kitchen and never put on any weight!
13:37:00 <Loof> you too can look like a crackho!
13:37:00 <Loof> just dont eat
13:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
13:39:00 <fawks> Lollll
13:39:00 <fawks> Portion control
13:39:00 <fawks> Yep
13:39:00 <fawks> LOL @ mum can u get me a mini kitchen
13:39:00 <fawks> Imagine a fire in that kitchen
13:40:00 <fawks> Smallest fire ever
13:40:00 <Loof> i find it funny when chicks turn annorexic
13:40:00 <Loof> the rate they age is bizzare
13:42:00 <fawks> HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHGAGAA
13:42:00 <fawks> someone commented
13:42:00 <fawks> What is this a kitchen for ants
13:42:00 <fawks> dying.
13:42:00 <Lumeah> Uhuh..
13:42:00 <Loof> why not cook bigger amounts to save time
13:42:00 <Loof> idgi
13:42:00 <Serenity> its the cutest thing ever
13:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ faux
13:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah too funny
13:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> comment: BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING
13:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
13:44:00 <fawks> Lmao
13:44:00 <fawks> Wtf
13:44:00 <fawks> https://youtu.be/Z1If2yhkr3I
13:44:00 <fawks> Go to 2 mins
13:44:00 <fawks> And look at the tint piping bag
13:44:00 <fawks> Tiny*
13:44:00 <fawks> He's so committed loll
13:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> This is oddly calming
13:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> another comment
13:45:00 <Serenity> i want to know if hes a virgin
13:45:00 <Serenity> and has a real doll
13:45:00 <Loof> i bet he weights 40kg
13:45:00 <Serenity> lol yeh
13:45:00 <tisk> hi
13:46:00 <slinky_J> sezz
13:46:00 <slinky_J> :D
13:46:00 <slinky_J> apparenlty im dead!
13:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> he would have to be
13:47:00 <slinky_J> said the dumbass came around said my dad didnt sign anythin yrs ago
13:47:00 <slinky_J> i dont exist!
13:48:00 <Loof> damn stalk
13:48:00 <Loof> dropping babies on doorsteps
13:48:00 <tisk> i had dream about a person that doesnt exsist
13:50:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/11080618_10152823506882939_7317357802409864783_o.jpg
13:50:00 <Lumeah> Slinky_J
13:50:00 <Lumeah> Howdy
13:55:00 <tisk> coffee :^)
14:09:00 <Loof> https://vine.co/v/O2mEInUizIL
14:26:00 <tisk> made a 2min song
14:26:00 <tisk> lols
15:53:00 <TheRon> RIP Richie Benaud
15:53:00 <TheRon> what a legend
16:08:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
16:09:00 <TheRon> richie benaud died
16:09:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: Benaud croaked it
16:09:00 <TokenDaRing> he looked like a frog too
16:09:00 <Dugnuts> poor bugger
16:09:00 <TheRon> a little respect for a legend
16:09:00 <Dugnuts> ahh well
16:09:00 <Dugnuts> he had a good run
16:10:00 <TheRon> no more white, off white, the bone the ivory or beige
16:11:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe they'll give his job to Max Walker
16:11:00 <TokenDaRing> or Mike walker
16:11:00 <TokenDaRing> or whatever he calls himself now
16:12:00 <TheRon> he's been off the wall ever since he lost his job on the commentary team
16:13:00 <TokenDaRing> sad mistake that
16:13:00 <TokenDaRing> Max Walker is a legend
16:14:00 <TheRon> the word legend gets bandied around too much but richie was a legend
16:15:00 <TheRon> ppl forget benaud was warnie before warnie was warnie
16:17:00 <TheRon> serenity should change the channel topis to a glowing tribute of richie benaud
16:17:00 <TheRon> topic
16:18:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: tbh you're probably the only person who cares
16:18:00 <TheRon> and that seems wrong
16:20:00 <TheRon> richie is some much a part of the national psyche
16:21:00 <fawks> What is the circumference of your areola
16:21:00 <TheRon> fawks who is more a part of the national fabric, richie benaud or sterlo??
16:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai peeps
16:25:00 <TheRon> i'm in mourning for a great man
16:26:00 <MrMark> its me again!!
16:26:00 <TheRon> my brother sent me a text and i was like "no, that can't be right!"
16:26:00 <fawks> K8
16:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'll be right - crack open a beer and the emotions will pour out :P
16:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> fauxy
16:27:00 <TheRon> i should be drinking chardonay
16:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
16:28:00 <TheRon> benaud is cricket to me
16:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it going to stop you from watching it?
16:28:00 <TheRon> nope
16:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> well there ya go
16:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fond memories
16:29:00 <TheRon> ah yes!
16:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasssss!
16:31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh no
16:31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> all the facebook RIP cra[
16:31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> p
16:31:00 <TheRon> anybody know if there's 3 hour long tribute on channel 9 tonight??
16:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
16:33:00 <psYbR> he ded
16:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> nds
16:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> o
16:33:00 <TheRon> psYbR he was a great man
16:34:00 <TheRon> the one and only captain of the commentary team
16:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then…..
16:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw half price easter eggs, i'm celebrating easter a week later next year
16:36:00 <TheRon> mmmmmm......fattening
16:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm chocolate
16:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> antioxidants
16:36:00 <TheRon> homer "chocolate half price!"
16:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:37:00 <TheRon> i reckon fez is at the pub right now drowning his sorrows
16:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:38:00 <psYbR> oi i was so cut
16:38:00 <psYbR> I bought like 6 lindt bunnies for $2 ea
16:38:00 <psYbR> got home and the cunts were dark chocolate
16:38:00 <psYbR> went back all the milks were gone :/
16:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> dark chocolate is ok
16:38:00 <TheRon> black cunts, are we still talking chocolate?
16:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you can only eat small amounts
16:39:00 <TheRon> i love jamaican chocolate
16:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just love jamaican men!
16:40:00 <psYbR> i wonder why ;)
16:40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> whereas jamaican women are slighly scary
16:40:00 <TheRon> big cocks?
16:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, sure with big cocks
16:42:00 <TheRon> serenity comes to the party she's a good egg
16:42:00 <fawks> Mm egg
16:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073
16:43:00 <psYbR> seriously no idea who that even is. I have inferred from overheard discussion that he is a cricket commentator
16:43:00 <TheRon> australian cricket captain
16:44:00 <TheRon> commentator for close to 50 years
16:47:00 <TheRon> seriously if you don't know who richie benaud is you have been living in a cave
16:47:00 <ThomasChefferson> poor 222 :(
16:47:00 <TheRon> chu for twenty chu
16:48:00 <ThomasChefferson> the 2s will never be the same
16:48:00 <TheRon> nevr
16:48:00 <psYbR> or perhaps idc about cricket one little bit
16:48:00 <MrMark> TFIF
16:48:00 <psYbR> still, bl to the old fella
16:48:00 <ThomasChefferson> 84 is a good innings
16:48:00 <TheRon> skin cancer got him
16:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
16:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much fun in the sun
16:49:00 <MrMark> he was lookin at bit thin and frail
16:51:00 <Serenity> you'd know his voice if you heard him psYbR you'd have to
16:52:00 <Serenity> i dont even watch cricket and i know him
16:52:00 <psYbR> probably
16:53:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: I don't like the way Richie treated Max Walker
16:53:00 <TheRon> you do realise that was someone pretending to be richie?
16:53:00 <TokenDaRing> can't be
16:53:00 <TokenDaRing> it was clearly him mate
16:56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i though benaud died years ago
16:56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> *thought
16:57:00 <Serenity> nope
16:57:00 <Serenity> today
16:57:00 <TheRon> he only stopped doing the cricket last season
17:00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> must have scored heaps of home runs when he was playing
17:00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ;)
17:01:00 <TheRon> seriously stfu
17:03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> wer you related to him or something?
17:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@croc
17:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity have you finished all your easter chocolate yet?
17:04:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
17:04:00 <Serenity> ah no
17:04:00 <ShadowLurker> i ate a bunny for breakfast
17:04:00 <Serenity> theres literally like 10 kilos of chocolate here
17:04:00 <ShadowLurker> i regret nothing
17:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
17:06:00 <ShadowLurker> this makes me want to watch hot tub time machine
17:06:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : The Black Eyed Peas : Let's Get It Started [Grammy Nominees 2005 - 2005]
17:06:00 <TheRon> zoot suit riot throw back a bottle of beer
17:06:00 <StrykerX> Chocolate is awesome
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed it is :D
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay it's raining!
17:08:00 <TheRon> naked rain dance??
17:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did one earlier
17:08:00 <TheRon> nice!
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know right!
17:09:00 <StrykerX> Chocolate rain.
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
17:09:00 <StrykerX> Delish.
17:09:00 <Serenity> i can see 4kg of chocolate in my vision right now
17:09:00 <StrykerX> And if it's being sang..
17:09:00 <StrykerX> It must be by that kid with the deep voice.
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe if you eat all 10kgs you'll never want to each chocolate again!
17:09:00 <Serenity> lol
17:09:00 <TheRon> 10 kilos to the hips
17:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> wishful thinking
17:10:00 <StrykerX> Or you'll want more in an hour
17:10:00 <Serenity> i dont need the fat that will come with it lol
17:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> just think, it's antioxidants :P
17:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was so tempted to buy $2 cadbury chocolate bunnies
17:10:00 <StrykerX> Where?!
17:10:00 <Serenity> theyre $1 at kamrt
17:10:00 <Serenity> kmart
17:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> woolies
17:11:00 <Serenity> probably less today
17:11:00 <StrykerX> Oki, I'll go to karmt later
17:11:00 <StrykerX> :D
17:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:11:00 <TheRon> ham hock soup for tea tonight
17:11:00 <StrykerX> And Woolies!
17:11:00 <Serenity> same here TheRon
17:11:00 <TheRon> with grilled cheese on crusty bread
17:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
17:11:00 <Serenity> we got 700gram eggs for $5
17:11:00 <Serenity> bunnies for $1
17:11:00 <Serenity> 18 packs of hollow eggs for $1
17:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i got 1 kg bag for the child's b/day (jewel hunt) $3
17:12:00 <ShadowLurker> orgasms are free
17:12:00 <Serenity> ill take 4
17:12:00 <TheRon> the best things in life are free
17:12:00 <ShadowLurker> ok
17:12:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
17:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> *breaks into song*
17:13:00 <TheRon> great song
17:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> who sang that?
17:13:00 <TheRon> janet's best song by a mile
17:13:00 <TheRon> and luther vandross
17:14:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Kid Rock - Bawitdaba
17:14:00 <TheRon> yep and then there's kid rock
17:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> well there ya go - didn't know that
17:14:00 <Serenity> 9BAWITDABA DA BANG A DANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY SAID THE BOOGIE SAID UP JUMP THE BOOGIE
17:14:00 <ShadowLurker> :>
17:15:00 <TheRon> now i wanna watch the wedding singer thanks serenity
17:15:00 <Serenity> lol
17:18:00 <TheRon> thompson twins is one of my favourite songs
17:18:00 <TheRon> did you know there weren't any twins the thompson twins?
17:20:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Boondox : Lezbehonest [South of Hell - 2010]
17:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> no!
17:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> not twins *faints*
17:20:00 <TheRon> the bloke out of ultravox is touring
17:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw bobby brown + naughty by nature poster
17:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> rooty hill rsl
17:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> which is in the middle of bum fuck no where
17:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…. western sydney
17:21:00 <TheRon> i think rooty hill is a marginal seat from memory
17:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
17:22:00 <TheRon> i wonder how rooty hill got it's name
17:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably lots of rooting n' tooting back in th day
17:24:00 <TheRon> a commission housing area??
17:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno
17:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> my only memories are going out that way to go to wonderland
17:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> theme park
17:25:00 <TheRon> wonderland theme park sounds like code for a pedo
17:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
17:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was amazing!
17:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/west/dedicated-australias-wonderland-fans-still-carry-flame-for-sydney-theme-park/story-fngr8i5s-1226985460039
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> the bush beast was this old beasty wooden roller coaster…. every time you went on it - you thought you'd die lol
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, i did at least
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> pirate ship …..
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah fun times!
17:27:00 <TheRon> i thought i was gonna die at luna park once
17:27:00 <TheRon> i'm just scared of heights
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ve
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> only been to the st kilda luna park
17:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> not to the one in sydney - i should go ….
17:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh actually, i think i saw a NIN concert there.. i think.....
17:29:00 <TheRon> you think it was NIN?
17:31:00 <TheRon> i know 2 nin songs
17:31:00 <TheRon> hurt and closer
17:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, the location
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh the fragile was the best album
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> so just listen to that
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> some really nice songs on there
17:33:00 <TheRon> i saw jewel once in concert
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BUWyTPiceA
17:33:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nine Inch Nails - La Mer (HD 1080p) Views: 43,664 Uploader: TheMetalMusic2000 Uploaded: Published on Feb 10, 2013 Duration: 4 Minutes 40 Seconds
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, i bet that was fantastic
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> *smirks(
17:33:00 <TheRon> it was actually
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw she was ok, she has a few good songs
17:34:00 <TheRon> went back to ballarat the next day and saw some shitty girl band do a cover of "you sexy thing"
17:35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> TheMetalMusic2000
17:35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> so isleading
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> metal music gives me a head ache
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> all that screaming
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> and growling like a rabid dog
17:38:00 <TheRon> is hair metal ok?
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
17:40:00 <TheRon> madonna - holiday
17:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dances*
17:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lucky star - madonna !
17:41:00 <TheRon> nice
17:41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw
17:41:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 'I FINK U FREEKY' by DIE ANTWOORD (Official) Views: 63,062,481 Uploader: ZEFRECORDZ Uploaded:  Jan 31, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 55 Seconds
17:41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> brutal
17:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> I LOVE DIE ANTWOOD
17:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> they are freeky!
17:43:00 <TheRon> who?
17:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're crazy mofos
17:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh south african group
17:43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Zef
17:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> dance stuff….
17:43:00 <TheRon> thats why i don't know
17:43:00 <couleurs> i'm zef
17:44:00 <amsy> hi zef !
17:45:00 <couleurs> hiiiiiiiii samsy
17:45:00 <TheRon> kaka is another name for shit isnt it?
17:45:00 <TheRon> how does kaka feel about that?
17:45:00 <couleurs> yes or the worlds best scoccer player
17:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
17:45:00 <Dugnuts> yup
17:45:00 <Dugnuts> sure is
17:46:00 <TheRon> soccer katatonic_kate01
17:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> what
17:46:00 <couleurs> it's not his real name, they use nicknames cos their real names are too long to fit on their shirts
17:47:00 <TheRon> he mls now?
17:47:00 <amsy> kakkerlakk
17:47:00 <couleurs> yes mls best league now diden't u here
17:48:00 <TheRon> bucks?
17:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXUgtNC4Kc
17:48:00 <couleurs> did every1 preorder an apple watch!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:48:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Die Antwoord - "Fatty Boom Boom" (Official Video) Views: 23,238,630 Uploader: noisey Uploaded: Published on Oct 16, 2012 Duration: 5 Minutes 43 Seconds
17:48:00 <TheRon> moving pictures - what about me
17:50:00 <couleurs> brb amsy
17:53:00 <amsy> ok xx
17:53:00 <TheRon> amsy like 10 hours of footy tomorrow
17:53:00 <TheRon> it'll be great
17:56:00 <TheRon> cause i'm mr brightside
17:56:00 <amsy> ok
17:57:00 <TheRon> ok
17:57:00 <amsy> hockey for me tonight
17:57:00 <TheRon> tv or live?
17:58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> just when I lost all hope for KK she pulls out Fatty Boom Boom
17:58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Yolandi ;)
17:59:00 <amsy> live
17:59:00 <TheRon> anybody know what the fw in fw deklerk stands for??
18:00:00 <amsy> frederik willem
18:00:00 <TheRon> well done because i thought it was...............
18:01:00 <Dugnuts> fuckwit?
18:01:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:02:00 <TheRon> rugby tours, must have more rugby tours
18:03:00 <TheRon> the warning shots to the protestors in j'burg were to their kneecaps, can not get a stronger warning shot than that
18:05:00 <TheRon> the south african accent is the hardest to do
18:05:00 <TheRon> i can do the new zealand, scottish and irish
18:08:00 <TheRon> who's playing league tonight??
18:11:00 <couleurs> Back !
18:13:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SZfznYgToc
18:13:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Anne Hathaway's Wrecking Ball vs. Emily Blunt's Piece of My Heart | Lip Sync Battle Views: 5,573 Uploader: LipSyncBattle Uploaded: Published on Apr 9, 2015 Duration: 5 Minutes 13 Seconds
18:13:00 <couleurs> very funy and cool video favourite of 2015 every1 10/10
18:15:00 <couleurs> xD
18:18:00 <TheRon> did western sydney warriors when their asian champs league this week??
18:20:00 <TheRon> how stoned is simba right now?
18:20:00 <couleurs> https://instagram.com/p/1RNM5kKG6K/
18:20:00 <couleurs> me irl
18:21:00 <TheRon> one night in bangkok and the worlds your oyster
18:22:00 <TheRon> couleurs hear about richie benaud?
18:23:00 <couleurs> who...
18:23:00 <TheRon> serious?
18:24:00 <couleurs> j/k
18:24:00 <couleurs> had u
18:24:00 <TheRon> sorry a few others did the old who thing too
18:25:00 <TheRon> a couple were serious
18:25:00 <couleurs> he got old/fragile quickly
18:25:00 <TheRon> cancer will do that
18:25:00 <couleurs> used to look younger 5 years ago
18:26:00 <couleurs> and then people said SHOCK HORRER HE GOT TEH SKIN CANCERS
18:26:00 <TheRon> skin cancer from all those days out in the field
18:27:00 <TheRon> cricket can be a killer
18:28:00 <couleurs> RiP CRiC
18:29:00 <TheRon> what sport are you watching tonight?
18:30:00 <christopher> cool
18:30:00 <christopher> is football on
18:30:00 <christopher> prob
18:30:00 <TheRon> all kinds
18:30:00 <TheRon> watch some nba tomorrow
18:30:00 <TheRon> go spurs
18:31:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: smoking bongs again I see
18:31:00 <TheRon> taking some hits from the bong?
18:31:00 <christopher> https://youtu.be/G7Rdd4x1cc8
18:31:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HARD DANCE 201 Uploader: BooOMPmusic Uploaded: Published on Apr 10, 2015 Duration: 2 Minutes 37 Seconds
18:32:00 <christopher> i made that crazy loud as song
18:32:00 <TheRon> robert palmer - johnny and mary
18:33:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: someone said in the comments it's shit
18:33:00 <TokenDaRing> I better not listen
18:33:00 <TheRon> hard dance, i imagine some douche with a massive ertion
18:33:00 <TheRon> erection
18:34:00 <TheRon> the saftey dance is better
18:39:00 <couleurs> i'm better
18:39:00 <TheRon> don't all speak at once
18:40:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to santa monica
18:41:00 <TheRon> nice!
18:43:00 <TheRon> how can we sleep while our beds are burning
18:43:00 <Dugnuts> in a tent?
18:43:00 <Dugnuts> a sleeping bag?
18:43:00 <TheRon> possibly
18:43:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno man, solve your own fucking problems
18:48:00 <TheRon> wouldn't a sleeping bag be a bed?
18:48:00 <Dugnuts> dont think so
18:49:00 <TheRon> it's somehwere to sleep
18:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> did someone mention erection?
18:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> *raises eyebrows*
18:49:00 <TheRon> hard dance?
18:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
18:50:00 <Dugnuts> do you have an alert on that one?
18:50:00 <TheRon> good party?
18:50:00 <Dugnuts> :P
18:50:00 <TheRon> any reefer get passed around?
18:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, something like that
18:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw - i just glanced at the screen….
18:52:00 <Dugnuts> wait, you are already home from a party?
18:52:00 <TheRon> dressed as a fairy, any bedroom shanningans we need to know about?
18:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
18:52:00 <TheRon> what?
18:53:00 <TheRon> oh wait it was a princess
18:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> wh
18:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh
18:53:00 <TheRon> excuse the alcohol
18:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> the dress up party isn't for a while….
18:54:00 <TheRon> i thought that was last night
18:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol ah, no
18:54:00 <TheRon> my mistake
18:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was talking about making the skirt n' stuff
18:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> drinking your sorrows away ron?
18:55:00 <TheRon> oh yes
18:55:00 <TheRon> i got a bit teary
18:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hugs*
18:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww
18:55:00 <TheRon> how could you not
18:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i don't love cricket as much as you?
18:55:00 <TheRon> maybe
18:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> He was an old dude who commentated the cricket - that i never watch
18:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> connection = zero for me.
18:56:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: I agree with you
18:56:00 <TheRon> i love footy and cricket
18:56:00 <TokenDaRing> his death, while sad, doesn't impact me in anyway
18:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> *faints*
18:57:00 <TheRon> and beer and boobs
18:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure we've established that
18:57:00 <TheRon> just making sure
18:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D down pat darlz
18:58:00 <TheRon> i'm not like these nerdlingers
18:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf lol
18:58:00 <TheRon> it's true
18:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> wouldn't care if you were - you're a funny guy - it's all good.
18:59:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: yeah TheRon loves a good longneck
18:59:00 <TheRon> is it wrong to call ppl nerdlingers?
18:59:00 <TokenDaRing> few West End's
18:59:00 <TokenDaRing> some smokes
19:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i read that as, gives a good long neck
19:00:00 <christopher> [18:59] <TokenDaRing> [23:35:16] <christopher> urgent [23:35:44] <christopher> might piss my self
19:00:00 <christopher> leave it out TokenDaRing
19:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
19:00:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
19:00:00 <TheRon> he needs a sanitary pad
19:00:00 <christopher> no i dont
19:00:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: they can h elp you with that problem dude
19:00:00 <TokenDaRing> go see a doctor
19:00:00 <TokenDaRing> they'll help you out mate
19:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> they have pissy seat protectors at auldi …. i know because I had to buy a client one
19:01:00 <Serenity> nahh pads are no good for piss
19:01:00 <Serenity> he needs a depends
19:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> aldi
19:01:00 <TheRon> the new tampon fro makita, because you can't hand a man a grander tampon
19:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep you can get nappies that hold 2 L
19:01:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: if you stop doing drugs so much you might not piss yourself so often
19:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i almost fainted when the lady said that...
19:01:00 <christopher> TokenDaRing has pmed me 30 times today
19:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 L of piss~
19:01:00 <christopher> he is obssessed with me
19:02:00 <christopher> fuck go away TokenDaRing
19:02:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: you started talking about me in here mate
19:02:00 <christopher> no i didnt
19:02:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah you did you fucking nutjob
19:02:00 <christopher> bullshit
19:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
19:03:00 <christopher> dont pm me
19:03:00 <christopher> u waste of oxygen
19:03:00 <TheRon> she came from greece and had a thirst for knowledge, she studied sculpture at st martin's college, that's where she my eye
19:03:00 <Dugnuts> so
19:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone PM me when the shit dribbling is over
19:03:00 <Dugnuts> what is everyone up to this evening?
19:03:00 <Dugnuts> anything exciting?
19:03:00 <christopher> [19:03] <TokenDaRing> YA FAGGOT CHRIS
19:03:00 <christopher> [19:03] <TokenDaRing> YA FUCK YA CAT UP THE BUM
19:03:00 <TokenDaRing> I didn't say that Chris
19:03:00 <TheRon> are you sure, you wanna live like common people
19:03:00 <TokenDaRing> you know it, I know it
19:03:00 <christopher> bullshit u didnt
19:03:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't type like that
19:03:00 <christopher> u sent it
19:03:00 <TokenDaRing> and I don't use all caps
19:04:00 <christopher> obssessed cunt
19:04:00 <TokenDaRing> cut back on the weed mate you're getting full paranoid
19:04:00 <christopher> i dont smoke weed
19:04:00 <TheRon> is he getting full retard?
19:04:00 <TokenDaRing> [17:37:37] <christopher> fried [17:37:43] <christopher> had bongs now i real hot
19:04:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah?
19:04:00 <Serenity> chris cut it the fuck out
19:05:00 <TheRon> full retard is bad
19:05:00 <Serenity> TokenDaRing doesnt type like that
19:05:00 <christopher> he sent them
19:05:00 <christopher> i dont lie
19:05:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
19:05:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahaha
19:05:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah you do buddy
19:05:00 <christopher> bullshit
19:05:00 <Serenity> i saw you say before you were smoking bongs
19:05:00 <christopher> no that
19:05:00 <christopher> not
19:05:00 <TokenDaRing> [17:37:37] <christopher> fried [17:37:43] <christopher> had bongs now i real hot [19:04:19] <christopher> i dont smoke weed
19:05:00 <christopher> he sent the pms
19:05:00 <Serenity> [3:37pm] <christopher> huh
19:05:00 <Serenity> [3:37pm] <christopher> fried
19:05:00 <Serenity> [3:38pm] <christopher> had bongs now i real hot
19:05:00 <Serenity> nope
19:05:00 <christopher> he pms me that i fuck my cat
19:06:00 <christopher> no shit
19:06:00 <Serenity> thats you typing that
19:06:00 <Serenity> token doesnt type like that
19:06:00 <christopher> nah i got logs
19:06:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: stop taking so much shit and you'll stop seeing crap that isn't happening mate
19:06:00 <TheRon> token black off south park
19:07:00 <TheRon> tripod - autistic
19:07:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: when are you going to start the threats?
19:07:00 <TokenDaRing> that's usually your next stage
19:08:00 <TokenDaRing> threaten me, Serenity or anyone else
19:08:00 <Serenity> oh he threatened me last night
19:09:00 <TheRon> nah thats just christopher, off you go you little scallywag
19:09:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: you were in here last night saying you were a cop
19:10:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler cricket will never be the same
19:10:00 <christopher> knock knock
19:10:00 <christopher> lols
19:10:00 <christopher> lols who
19:10:00 <TokenDaRing> 19:10:22] <christopher> knock knock
19:10:00 <TokenDaRing> are you talking about your threat to Serenity last night?
19:10:00 <TokenDaRing> you said you'd bash her door down
19:11:00 <christopher> no i didnt
19:11:00 <christopher> when they
19:11:00 <christopher> do
19:11:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl yes you did buddy
19:11:00 <Serenity> [9:04pm] <tisk> enjoy it b4 u door gets busted down
19:11:00 <TheRon> i i i wonder if you have of downs syndrome
19:11:00 <Serenity> sorry what
19:11:00 <christopher> i am a downie
19:11:00 <christopher> not
19:11:00 <Serenity> you dont know where i live chris
19:11:00 <christopher> cooking food
19:11:00 <Serenity> whos door are you getting busted down
19:11:00 <Lumeah> Hi chrissy
19:12:00 <christopher> hi Lumeah
19:12:00 <TokenDaRing> [19:11:33] <christopher> i am a downie
19:12:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahahhaa
19:12:00 <Serenity> oh of course this idiot is his mate lol
19:12:00 <TheRon> explains a bit
19:12:00 <Serenity> birds of a feather and all that
19:13:00 <TheRon> Serenityare we allowed to call christopher a downie?
19:13:00 <TokenDaRing> he just said he's one
19:13:00 <TokenDaRing> so why not?
19:13:00 <Serenity> yeah
19:13:00 <christopher> call me what u like or wanta be
19:13:00 <Serenity> you are
19:13:00 <TheRon> it might be an insult to people with downs
19:13:00 <Serenity> prob
19:13:00 <christopher> yeah it would ther
19:14:00 <christopher> on
19:14:00 <christopher> Serenity 4@3>9-3;9--
19:14:00 <TheRon> Serenity eagles on in an hour
19:14:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
19:14:00 <Serenity> so?
19:14:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: looks like he's trying to serenade you now
19:15:00 <Serenity> i dont barrack for the eagles
19:15:00 <TheRon> good question
19:15:00 <TheRon> carlton?
19:15:00 <TokenDaRing> he swings from abusing and threatening you to trying to romance you
19:15:00 <Serenity> lol token ugh
19:15:00 <TheRon> beers make you forget stuff
19:16:00 <slinky_J> stupid daylight savings
19:16:00 <Serenity> oh cartons playing wc
19:16:00 <slinky_J> feels like 8pm but it aint
19:16:00 <Serenity> i see
19:16:00 <Serenity> carlton
19:16:00 <slinky_J> i put huge chunks of polish sausage in my red sauce
19:16:00 <slinky_J> nomnommm
19:16:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/EstherHjHan/status/586435693192200192
19:16:00 <TheRon> polish sausage in red sauce sounds like code
19:17:00 <slinky_J> lol
19:17:00 <slinky_J> does ay haha
19:17:00 <TheRon> one more beer?
19:17:00 <slinky_J> nup
19:18:00 <slinky_J> sah full of soft drink
19:18:00 <TheRon> damn, alright
19:18:00 <slinky_J> :P
19:18:00 <TheRon> soup for tea
19:18:00 <slinky_J> yumm
19:18:00 <TheRon> ham hock and vegie
19:18:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck yeah
19:18:00 <slinky_J> ^5
19:18:00 <TheRon> best soup
19:19:00 <slinky_J> love teh hock
19:19:00 <slinky_J> lol
19:19:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
19:19:00 <TheRon> been cooking since 10 am
19:20:00 <TheRon> crusty cobb bread
19:20:00 <slinky_J> werd
19:20:00 <slinky_J> i was cooking for hours aswell
19:20:00 <slinky_J> lol
19:20:00 <TheRon> it'll last the weekend
19:20:00 <TheRon> you brown the vegies?
19:21:00 <slinky_J> nah made sauce
19:21:00 <slinky_J> takes ages
19:21:00 <Lumeah> The ron.
19:21:00 <Lumeah> Hi slinky_J
19:21:00 <slinky_J> hi baebz
19:21:00 <TheRon> the bit of colour adds flavour
19:21:00 <Lumeah> Hey big hugs
19:21:00 <slinky_J> yea
19:21:00 <slinky_J> KISSING ADDS FLAVOUR
19:22:00 <slinky_J> :P
19:22:00 <Lumeah> Lol cheeky
19:24:00 <TheRon> the only card i need is the ace of spades
19:25:00 <TheRon> ratcat - don't go now
19:26:00 <TheRon> hows it going?
19:26:00 <TheRon> how you doin'
19:27:00 <TheRon> i should just type stuff till people respond
19:27:00 <TheRon> i am great
19:27:00 <TheRon> there's nobody as great as me
19:27:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: you smell
19:27:00 <TheRon> i'm fragrant fresh
19:28:00 <MrMark> sniff
19:28:00 <Lumeah> Hi MrMark
19:28:00 <TheRon> bananarama - cruel summer
19:29:00 <TheRon> makes me wanna watch karate kid
19:29:00 <TheRon> wax on wax off
19:30:00 <TheRon> i like beer
19:30:00 <TheRon> and sport
19:30:00 <TheRon> and boobs
19:31:00 <TheRon> anyone here alive in the 80's?
19:31:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah I was
19:32:00 <TheRon> karate kid?
19:32:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/hWTTEGGbn6A
19:32:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hehehehe....he.....hehehe....heheh Views: 5,361 Uploader: nikbistro2 Uploaded: Published on Apr 9, 2015 Duration: 0 Minutes 11 Seconds
19:33:00 <TheRon> i've seen all 3 karate kids
19:33:00 <TheRon> the 4th one doesnt count
19:34:00 <TheRon> i've even seen nicole kidman in bmx bandits
19:34:00 <TheRon> young einstein
19:35:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0hD4GT9ARE
19:35:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: This was very important, Buddy. Views: 5,185 Uploader: IronWorldofWarcraft Uploaded: Published on Apr 9, 2015 Duration: 0 Minutes 52 Seconds
19:35:00 <MrMark> young einstein was shit
19:35:00 <MrMark> Yahoo Serious idiot
19:35:00 <TheRon> soundtrack was good
19:35:00 <MrMark> well had Icehouse so yeah
19:35:00 <TheRon> paul kelly
19:36:00 <MrMark> Mental As Anything
19:36:00 <TheRon> mental as anything
19:36:00 <TheRon> British^Meat likes ned kelly with yahoo serious
19:38:00 <TheRon> serenity does the game start at 6.10??
19:38:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sw54Pdh_m8
19:38:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy (1989) Views: 94,424 Uploader: mastergroovydee Uploaded:  Jan 15, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 39 Seconds
19:38:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
19:39:00 <Serenity> yes TheRon
19:39:00 <TheRon> got a shot?
19:40:00 <Serenity> hmm dunno
19:40:00 <Serenity> prob not
19:40:00 <TheRon> damn
19:40:00 <TheRon> hawthorn peaked too early?
19:42:00 <TheRon> i drove all night to get to you
19:42:00 <TheRon> roy orbison
19:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty woman!
19:45:00 <TheRon> the muppets - rainbow connection
19:46:00 <TheRon> someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers the dreamers and me
19:47:00 <TheRon> too early?
19:47:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCn0kgZnIQA
19:47:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A tribute to a legend - Richie Benaud Uploader: Triplem Uploaded: Published on Apr 10, 2015 Duration: 2 Minutes 22 Seconds
19:47:00 <slinky_J> ice cream
19:47:00 <slinky_J> so want
19:47:00 <slinky_J> n oj
19:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ron
19:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude
19:48:00 <TheRon> yes!
19:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> we know you loved dude….
19:48:00 <slinky_J> ron
19:48:00 <slinky_J> cuddelz
19:48:00 <TheRon> it gets emotional
19:48:00 <slinky_J> dare u to put n ice cube in ur bum
19:49:00 <TheRon> yeah nah
19:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> WTF
19:49:00 <TheRon> my arse is sacred
19:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> some people are fucking weird
19:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
19:50:00 <fawks> good evening
19:50:00 <TheRon> our house in the middle of our street
19:50:00 <TheRon> fawks someone died today, who was it?
19:50:00 <slinky_J> i wonder how many ice cubes die every day
19:50:00 <slinky_J> :(
19:50:00 <fawks> Richie benaud
19:50:00 <TheRon> well done
19:50:00 <fawks> ..
19:50:00 <fawks> lol
19:51:00 <slinky_J> pls donate to teh iceberg.com
19:51:00 <fawks> Pop quiz on dead guys
19:51:00 <slinky_J> lol
19:51:00 <slinky_J> benaud
19:51:00 <fawks> Rip michael jackson
19:51:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
19:51:00 <fawks> Making more soup guise
19:51:00 <TheRon> aussie legend
19:51:00 <TheRiddler> RIP ps4
19:51:00 <TheRiddler> :(
19:51:00 <slinky_J> :(
19:51:00 <slinky_J> the fucking PM
19:51:00 <slinky_J> saying There arent many Australians
19:51:00 <TheRon> legend gets bandied around but benaud was a true legend
19:51:00 <slinky_J> that didnt spend a summer with richie benaud
19:52:00 <fawks> I don't know much about him tbh
19:52:00 <slinky_J> *rolls eyes*
19:52:00 <slinky_J> onion eating faggot
19:52:00 <slinky_J> onion eating cunttttttttttttttttttttttttt
19:52:00 <TheRon> captained australia, 50 years plus of journalisn and commentary
19:53:00 <slinky_J> white aussies take their heroes from the common classes
19:53:00 <slinky_J> it's sad
19:53:00 <TheRon> richie benaud is iconic
19:53:00 <slinky_J> y
19:53:00 <slinky_J> because he played a sport
19:54:00 <psYbR> are you still banging on about him
19:54:00 <slinky_J> and then commentated
19:54:00 <psYbR> yeah great, its sad. ok moving on
19:54:00 <slinky_J> im glad he's dead
19:54:00 <fawks> What.
19:54:00 <fawks> Why
19:54:00 <psYbR> ^ not neccessary
19:54:00 <slinky_J> what
19:54:00 <psYbR> lol
19:54:00 <psYbR> bbl
19:54:00 <slinky_J> lol
19:54:00 <TheRon> i shouldn't need to explain why is was so great
19:54:00 <slinky_J> miss him
19:55:00 <slinky_J> why is was so great?
19:55:00 <TheRon> beers
19:55:00 <slinky_J> black kid in africa died of starvation today.
19:55:00 <TheRon> dime a dozen
19:55:00 <couleurs> RiP RiCHiE RiCh
19:55:00 <slinky_J> rip
19:55:00 <couleurs> yea fukc dose nigers
19:55:00 <slinky_J> ;p;
19:56:00 <slinky_J> no ron dont suicide coz of richie rich
19:56:00 <slinky_J> ro[ theron
19:56:00 <slinky_J> rip!
19:56:00 <couleurs> xD
19:56:00 <frayedknot> man, this is the first i've heard about richie benaud. cricket commentary won't sound right ever again
19:56:00 <slinky_J> this guy on tv is freakin me out coz he looks like a sheep
19:57:00 <slinky_J> ;P
19:57:00 <slinky_J> he could have commentated porn :(
19:58:00 <fawks> Scary movie to watch tonight
19:58:00 <fawks> Kgo
19:58:00 <psYbR> how scary do you want?
19:58:00 <couleurs> mean girls
19:58:00 <slinky_J> it puts the lotion in the basket
19:58:00 <couleurs> 2
19:58:00 <psYbR> Eden Lake is pretty brutal
19:58:00 <slinky_J> a haunted house?
19:59:00 <TheRiddler> ummm
19:59:00 <slinky_J> it's contaminated, it's dangerous and you eat it every day, supermarket chicken
19:59:00 <fawks> What's Eden lake
19:59:00 <slinky_J> that report on monday
19:59:00 <slinky_J> have a great weekend, goodnight.
20:00:00 <couleurs> Bye junky_S
20:00:00 <psYbR> horror movie fawks
20:00:00 <fawks> Lol
20:00:00 <psYbR> i remember it being pretty gnarly
20:00:00 <fawks> I figured.
20:00:00 <couleurs> i'm gnarly
20:01:00 <christopher> fuck
20:01:00 <slinky_J> did u like the cabin in the woods?
20:02:00 <christopher> stupid cunts i have to ignore
20:02:00 <slinky_J> couleurs ur beautiful
20:02:00 <christopher> trying to cook man
20:02:00 <slinky_J> one of a kind!
20:02:00 <fawks> Slinky j
20:02:00 <fawks> You never shut up about movies and when I ask for a scary one you become mute
20:03:00 <fawks> STOP BEING USELESS
20:04:00 <slinky_J> i wish i could be perfect 4 u :/
20:04:00 <slinky_J> i havent seen a good scary movie recently :S
20:04:00 <fawks> It doesn't have to be recent
20:04:00 <fawks> Lol
20:04:00 <fawks> Anything rly
20:05:00 <fawks> I watched the exorcism of Emily rose the other week and thought I'd freak
20:05:00 <fawks> I was bored
20:05:00 <fawks> Zz
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> why a scary 1?
20:05:00 <Serenity> fawks get netflix
20:05:00 <fawks> Why
20:05:00 <Serenity> cause you get tons of movies
20:06:00 <fawks> I can get everythig it has online
20:06:00 <slinky_J> the smurfs 2 is scary
20:06:00 <fawks> Lol
20:06:00 <Serenity> its amayzen
20:06:00 <fawks> Not interested in the hype tbh
20:06:00 <Serenity> its not hype lol
20:06:00 <slinky_J> oh crap
20:06:00 <fawks> Yes it is lol
20:06:00 <slinky_J> i forget which day twilight is on abc
20:06:00 <slinky_J> dam me for not buyin tv guide anymore
20:06:00 <Serenity> no its not rofl i can watch anything i want quota free
20:07:00 <Serenity> and not get gay emails from ISP's about downloading
20:07:00 <slinky_J> can u watch it quatta free
20:07:00 <fawks> Comes out in aus and everyone jumps on the bandwagon like they couldn't live without it
20:07:00 <slinky_J> wtf is quatta
20:07:00 <TheRiddler> quakka free
20:07:00 <Serenity> well no people here have had it for ages, its just now people who dont know how to use a VPN can use it to
20:07:00 <Serenity> too
20:08:00 <slinky_J> quakka!!!
20:08:00 <fawks> Shut your noise hole
20:08:00 <TheRiddler> the government wants to tax downloads lol
20:08:00 <slinky_J> lol!!!
20:09:00 <slinky_J> so many gay guys outed downloading dallas buyers club
20:09:00 <slinky_J> o noes gonna take me to court shoulda downloaded man of steel
20:10:00 <fawks> Yay me soup is ready
20:10:00 <Serenity> so's mine
20:10:00 <fawks> Literally takes 25 mins wut is this
20:10:00 <fawks> Love it so much
20:11:00 <couleurs> Ok
20:12:00 <slinky_J> i like watching ppl sing other peoples songs on tv
20:12:00 <slinky_J> and then going to their concerts where they cover other ppls songs
20:14:00 <fawks> k gonna watch thr babadook
20:17:00 <couleurs> Ok
20:20:00 <slinky_J> love u
20:20:00 <slinky_J> id make her gelato if she asked mi
20:20:00 <slinky_J> note 2 me learn to make gelato
20:21:00 <christopher> fawks
20:21:00 <christopher> hi
20:22:00 <slinky_J> dont talk to my sister!
20:26:00 <christopher> oh
20:26:00 <christopher> why not
20:26:00 <christopher> i not a bad person
20:27:00 <christopher> how are u slinky_J
20:28:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher: you're a horrible abusive person
20:28:00 <TokenDaRing> who's threatened many people in this channel on many occasions
20:31:00 <British^Meat> sounds like someone else i know
20:31:00 <christopher> whos that
20:32:00 <christopher> how are u British^Meat
20:36:00 <British^Meat> that'd be slinky_J
20:36:00 <British^Meat> oh, and loof too!
20:36:00 <British^Meat> co-incidence
20:37:00 <tisk> i gonna take some meds
20:37:00 <TokenDaRing> good idea Chris
20:38:00 <tisk> ones that help u sleep
20:38:00 <tisk> cats eating
20:38:00 <Loof> ownt: https://vine.co/v/O2mEInUizIL
20:38:00 <tisk> whats that Loof
20:39:00 <Loof> oldpeoplefallingover.com
20:39:00 <tisk> oh
20:40:00 <Loof> you're on the ground cause you're old
20:43:00 <tisk> might chop some weed
20:48:00 <clubsamwich> slinky_J, how's freedom taste?
20:54:00 <Serenity> thought you didnt smoke weed chris
20:57:00 <slinky_J> write him up chumlee
20:58:00 <slinky_J> like teh best ice cream milkshake evar
20:59:00 <tisk> Serenity i quit then start heaps
20:59:00 <Serenity> lol.
20:59:00 <tisk> i dont expect to get ne
20:59:00 <Serenity> so you quit two hours ago
20:59:00 <Serenity> then started again
21:00:00 <clubsamwich> haha
21:00:00 <tisk> i quit atm cause bowl is empty
21:00:00 <clubsamwich> by quit you mean took a few breaths of fresh air
21:00:00 <Serenity> fried fuck
21:00:00 <tisk> i love that
21:00:00 <tisk> id
21:00:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: so basically he only ever quits when he doesn't have any
21:01:00 <Serenity> lol yeh
21:01:00 <Mew> not this song again
21:01:00 <tisk> hi Mew
21:55:00 <slinky_J> i am learning about the g spot on sbs
21:56:00 <slinky_J> and drawing with crayons
21:59:00 <couleurs> kool
21:59:00 <couleurs> xD
22:01:00 <partay> SHUSH
22:02:00 <fawks> U
22:05:00 <Serenity> riveting
22:06:00 <couleurs> #YWNWA
22:09:00 <milk> NWA used to be a band
22:10:00 <fawks> lol.
22:10:00 <couleurs> you're a bend
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's happening?
22:24:00 <British^Meat> PLAYING A VIDEO GAME
22:24:00 <couleurs> FiFa?
22:24:00 <StrykerX> No.
22:24:00 <StrykerX> Hi MsJellybean
22:24:00 <StrykerX> ASL bro?
22:24:00 <milk> hello MsJellybean
22:24:00 <MsJellybean> Hey
22:25:00 <Serenity> mmm pp
22:25:00 <milk> friday night and nothing 2 do
22:26:00 <British^Meat> fuk fifa
22:26:00 <milk> you playing diablo III?
22:27:00 <StrykerX> PP?
22:27:00 <British^Meat> negatory
22:27:00 <British^Meat> i am playing the last of us
22:28:00 <Serenity> why you shuddering baby tits
22:28:00 <StrykerX> Mmm tits
22:28:00 <milk> http://www.politics1.com/p2016.htm
22:28:00 <couleurs> wOOp WooP
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then….
22:37:00 <couleurs> what does teh fox say!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist
22:55:00 <Dugnuts> the fox says ....
22:55:00 <Dugnuts> obviously
22:55:00 <Dugnuts> stupid fucking question
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg… i've forgotten how good jarrah hot chocolate is!
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i <3 winter
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> autumn ...
23:29:00 <partay> someone make me a sammich
23:29:00 <bee_girl> carbs
23:29:00 <bee_girl> mmmmmm
23:29:00 <Serenity> no
23:29:00 <Serenity> make your own
23:29:00 <Dugnuts> fuck partay
23:30:00 <Dugnuts> make me a delicious sandwich
23:30:00 <Dugnuts> i offer awesome hugs in return
23:31:00 <couleurs> iwatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:31:00 <bee_girl> oo
23:31:00 <frayedknot> iDon't
23:31:00 <partay> Dugnuts im not into huggage
23:31:00 <bee_girl> frayedknot :)
23:31:00 <frayedknot> bee_girl :)
23:31:00 <bee_girl> couleurs ;)
23:32:00 <couleurs> bee_girl ;)
23:32:00 <Dugnuts> well i dont offer guys hugs
23:32:00 <Dugnuts> only girls
23:33:00 <frayedknot> sexist!
23:33:00 <Dugnuts> guys dont appreciate hugs
23:33:00 <bee_girl> agreed frayedknot
23:33:00 <Dugnuts> girls like the big warm safe feeling
23:33:00 <Dugnuts> guys feel trapped
23:34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I like hugs
23:34:00 <partay> lol
23:34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> from strippers
23:34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ok so it's more like a lap dance than a hug
23:36:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:36:00 <xm> im a big guy. i need hugs from two women at once
23:38:00 <couleurs> umbrella eh eh eh
23:38:00 <Serenity> im told i make good sandwiches
23:39:00 <xm> im told im like a chicken sandwich. i go off pretty easily
23:39:00 <partay> Serenity Ill test drive your sandwich prowess
23:40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you work at subway Serenity?
23:40:00 <Serenity> i dont haha
23:41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> THat's where the sandwich artists go
23:41:00 <couleurs> i'm told i'm sexy n i no it
23:42:00 <couleurs> xD
23:44:00 <xm> im a model, you know what i mean, and i do my little turd on the catwalk
23:44:00 <TokenDaRing> crocodylus_pontifex: do you make music?
23:44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> no
23:44:00 <couleurs> hee hee
23:45:00 <TokenDaRing> what do you do crocodylus_pontifex?
23:45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> not alot
23:45:00 <couleurs> he FiFa
23:45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yep
23:45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> fifa
23:46:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> not very well
23:47:00 <couleurs> no, u r good
23:48:00 <xm> couleurs, the very best like no one ever was?
23:51:00 <couleurs> simba the best but crocodile_poindexter 2nd best then AzzA
23:52:00 <couleurs> B1 the worst!!!!!!!!
23:52:00 <xm> at the next election write down the names of all fifa players here with boxes and rank them in that order
23:53:00 <xm> the fifa party!
23:53:00 <xm> - let's kick it baby
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/special-kind-of-mum/ZX9647A001S00 <--- good doco
23:53:00 <couleurs> lols
23:54:00 <Loof> someone fucked that midget?
23:54:00 <amsy> it smells like shit here right now
23:54:00 <Liinda> wasnt me
23:54:00 <couleurs> the fifa party doesn't care about old people
23:54:00 <amsy> and everyone gets excited about it
23:54:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
23:54:00 <xm> three girls active in #melbourne all at once
23:54:00 <Liinda> lol so hot xm :P
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
23:55:00 <xm> next
23:55:00 <couleurs> haii Liinda
23:55:00 <couleurs> excuse me amsy....
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly - move a long dude
23:55:00 <Serenity> long as you aint sniffing the seats
23:55:00 <Serenity> all good
23:55:00 <Loof> lol
23:55:00 <Liinda> lol
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!!
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats a lil freaky
23:55:00 <amsy> lol
23:55:00 <Serenity> hahah
23:55:00 <amsy> its the smell of spring
23:55:00 <Serenity> im drinking passion pop and watching orange is the new black
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:55:00 <Loof> on netflix?
23:55:00 <amsy> and they have a saying that translates to "it smells like money"
23:56:00 <Loof> think i noticed that on there
23:56:00 <Serenity> nah i already downloaded it before i had netflix
23:56:00 <Loof> cool
23:56:00 <Serenity> my kids are loving netflix though
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> good point amsy LOL
23:56:00 <Serenity> so many kids things
23:56:00 <couleurs> cool
23:56:00 <xm> Serenity, do any of your lecturers refer to TV shows?
23:56:00 <Loof> yeah it's pretty good
23:56:00 <Serenity> not so far xm
23:56:00 <couleurs> i'm pretty and good
23:57:00 <Liinda> like a princess
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just watched a doco bout disabled mum's was interesting...
23:58:00 <xm> having your mother try to scream at you using text-to-speech machines wouldnt be as intimidating
23:58:00 <Liinda> what if it was in caps
23:58:00 <xm> perhaps if it were ended with an exclamation mark
23:58:00 <Liinda> bolded and underlined
23:59:00 <xm> and sampled by rosanne barr
23:59:00 <Liinda> oh good one
23:59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you mean Stephen Hawking style