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00:00 <Doodle> tingly
00:00 <Dugnuts> and you got the ball massage, so its not all bad
00:00 <HowreWe> wish my full chicken curry would hurry up
01:00 <HowreWe> ginger n lots of onion and real olives
04:00 <Liinda> Goodnight lovelies <3
04:00 <TNT> \o
04:00 <Liinda> ciao TNT
05:00 <Bonny> night Liinda.. :)
05:00 <couleurs> chow
05:00 <Liinda> Bonny!! hai and bai!!! xxx
05:00 <TNT> ciau
05:00 <Bonny> xx
05:00 <Liinda> night couleurs
07:00 <faux> How long should nurofen take to kick in cos NOTHING IS HAPPENING
08:00 <TNT> 1/2 hr?
09:00 <Maurice> Depends if youre mainlining or not
09:00 <HowreWe> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-23/cyber-attacks-on-australian-businesses-rise-20-per-cent/6415026
09:00 <HowreWe> beer works better on me
11:00 <TNT> got a pack of 20 BIC disposables today, the original single blade 1's
11:00 <TNT> all the other shit came after
13:00 <Serenity> \about 25-30 mins faux
13:00 <HowreWe> daddy scored 100s
13:00 <faux> Its been 30 mins 
14:00 <faux> And I took zavancr 
14:00 <faux> Twice as fast my ass
14:00 <faux> I'm still in the same amount of pain 
14:00 <HowreWe> cut the crap n hit the bottlo
14:00 <Serenity> nurofen is pretty useless in removing pain on its own imo
14:00 <faux> It usually works for me w headaches etv
14:00 <Maurice> They work for me when panadol don't
14:00 <Serenity> yeah headaches are a little different that a sprained ankle but
14:00 <Serenity> theres damage there
15:00 <HowreWe> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFCxhtdZXFs
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: James Boag's: Pure Waters Views: 217 Uploader: Publicis Worldwide Australia Uploaded: Apr 17, 2014 Duration: 2m24s Rating: N/A
15:00 <HowreWe> i choose this for my assignment in DCM
15:00 <Serenity> you should really try something like tiger balm and then strapping it
15:00 <HowreWe> vicks work
15:00 <faux> Its strapped 
16:00 <Serenity> liniment oil works amazingly
16:00 <Serenity> though its very hot
16:00 <HowreWe> i'd go the sauna again this weekend for a cleansing
17:00 <Serenity> when i tore the ligaments in my foot
17:00 <Serenity> the dr put liniment on my foot/ankle
17:00 <HowreWe> she prolly need icegel on her forehead
17:00 <Serenity> fucking hell it turned my skin red but it worked so well
17:00 <Maurice> How'd you hurt it faux
17:00 <Doodle> http://content.toptenhen.com/21e48712-ad06-4ea3-b97e-a2803bd4a4c2_182075.jpg
17:00 <faux> Fellxdown the stairs lol
18:00 <Serenity> rofll wtf
18:00 <Maurice> Lol wtf Doodle
18:00 <Maurice> That's very clumsy of you, faux
18:00 <faux> Yes
18:00 <Maurice> (I got knocked up the stairs on easter sunday and still have a lump on my shin)
18:00 <Serenity> are you keeping it elevated when you lay down as well
18:00 <faux> Knocked up
18:00 <faux> Wut
18:00 <faux> Yeah
19:00 <Serenity> good good
19:00 <Maurice> Doc hit me and I fell up the stairs
19:00 <faux> I stopped icing it though cos the weather is cold enough tyvm
19:00 <HowreWe> folks are rich in canada
19:00 <British^Meat> lol knocked up, on the stairs
19:00 <faux> I was turning into a popsicle
19:00 <British^Meat> in the throws of passion, ooer
19:00 <Serenity> its been over 24 hours i wouldnt be icing it at all tbh
19:00 <Maurice> I can't get knocked up anywhere
19:00 <Serenity> you need somehting warm on it now
19:00 <HowreWe> donkey juice r warm
19:00 <Serenity> dencorub/tigerbalm etc
19:00 <faux> Pls stfu
20:00 <Serenity> you're a fucking bucket of donkey juice beehhh fuck right off
20:00 <faux> I have none of that
20:00 <faux> Wah
20:00 <Serenity> not heat packs though that can encourage swlling
20:00 <HowreWe> deepheat or icegel
20:00 <Serenity> ive had so many bloody sprained ankles
21:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11193345_840323912723343_5732906175144336640_n.jpg?oh=b68b3eefb8870d645537a15433f9b6a5&oe=55E20A43&__gda__=1439447964_19f1c2f509e07382ca6aba8b1f2314b5
21:00 <Maurice> Looks like he already had his happy ending
21:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <faux> Yah this is my shit ankle
22:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I found your hoodie https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/10411727_840226469399754_798782200240235901_n.png?oh=7712939c55e94fd6aa7f6cf3c1cbc7dd&oe=559D2CF0&__gda__=1436371541_0f343162c05963aeb379dfad3638ba28
22:00 <faux> I sprained it 3 times in one year once
22:00 <faux> Twice netball and once looking for oysters at the beach 
22:00 <Serenity> haha Maurice
22:00 <faux> Slipper down some rocks
22:00 <Serenity> this is why i dont play sport anymore
22:00 <HowreWe> claim on the medical levvy at westworth
23:00 <Serenity> i did my last serious one playing softball, thats when i destroyed all the ligaments in my foot
23:00 <HowreWe> smoking makes my joints dry
23:00 <Maurice> You know why I don't play sport anymore?
23:00 <Maurice> Coz I hate it and I'm very unfit
23:00 <Serenity> haha
24:00 <Serenity> i loved softball
24:00 <Maurice> I loved swimming but fuck me, it kills me now
24:00 <Serenity> but that injury was fucked i couldnt walk properly for 3 months
24:00 <HowreWe> hydrotherapy is the best when need budget relaxation etc
24:00 <Serenity> almost needed surgery
24:00 <HowreWe> stkilda sea bath i used to go
24:00 <Serenity> die beehhh
26:00 <HowreWe> brb chickens ready
27:00 <stebie> gobble gobble
27:00 <stebie> have to go pick up my gf from the airport
27:00 <stebie> silly bish
27:00 <Loof> bee isn't really going to dog on franky is she?
27:00 <Serenity> wheres she been
27:00 <Maurice> Thanks stebie, I appreciate you coming to get me
29:00 <Loof> nvm don't tell me
29:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <Serenity> ive no idea what youre talking about anyway
29:00 <Loof> stebie
33:00 <simba> hi everyone im eating tina wafers
33:00 <British^Meat> how yum are they :)
33:00 <British^Meat> and tik toks
33:00 <Loof> i've been drinking too much water again
33:00 <British^Meat> and honeybees
33:00 <Loof> electrolite are all fucked up
33:00 <Loof> need gatorade
34:00 <Serenity> just put a teaspoon of salt in 2litres of water
34:00 <Loof> cool i'll do that thanks :)
34:00 <Loof> brb
34:00 <British^Meat> yeh, drink gatorade at midnight, great idea
34:00 <HowreWe> water has sugar init beers dont
34:00 <Dugnuts> are you serious
34:00 <HowreWe> yup
35:00 <Serenity> fuck off beehhh before i ban you
35:00 <TheRiddler> .
35:00 <TheRiddler> water has sugar in it - dr beehhh
36:00 <Serenity> sounds like ashy bines
36:00 <Serenity> DONT EAT CUCUMBER
36:00 <Serenity> its full of sugar
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <TheRiddler> horible
36:00 <HowreWe> they should brew cucumbers into a beer
36:00 <slinky_J> that'd be moonshine
37:00 <Serenity> i wish someone would cook your brains
37:00 <TheRiddler> too late
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Serenity> zing
37:00 <HowreWe> im growing hair back but not on the head
38:00 <TheRiddler> gross
38:00 <TNT> on ur chest?
38:00 <TheRiddler> pls stop
38:00 <TheRiddler> on his arse
38:00 <HowreWe> been lazy with this dusty trimmer
39:00 <TheRiddler> STAHP
41:00 <slinky_J> breaking dawm part 1 is on
41:00 <simba> im watching it
41:00 <slinky_J> i havent seen this part b4
41:00 <slinky_J> the first half
41:00 <simba> my favourite character is Fiora
42:00 <Maurice> It was on last night too
42:00 <slinky_J> which one is fiora
42:00 <simba> with the white wings
42:00 <slinky_J> wings
42:00 <slinky_J> what teh
43:00 <simba> sorry thought you were talking about breaking bad
43:00 <slinky_J> as if!
43:00 <slinky_J> you're just trying to cover up your love of twilight films!
43:00 <slinky_J> I got your number pal!!
43:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
44:00 <simba> please keep my secrets safe
44:00 <TheRiddler> drinking shake n shake
44:00 <slinky_J> I'll always keep it safe
45:00 <slinky_J> like my own little minature russian simba
45:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know what the equivlent of that is over east
45:00 <amsy> ur secrets safe with me
45:00 <slinky_J> with smaller simbas inside of him.
45:00 <simba> hey Ambot
45:00 <slinky_J> till you get to the last one and it's a magic bean
45:00 <Loof> lol
45:00 <amsy> hey simbo
45:00 <Loof> ambot
46:00 <TheRiddler> aim bot
47:00 <slinky_J> the fucking Cullens father being a doctor was a set up from the start for this skank to get pregnant
47:00 <slinky_J> I wont stand for such trickery!
47:00 <amsy> there was a guy that used to come on here called micky8ball and he pronounced amsy like aimsy
47:00 <amsy> it killed me
47:00 <Serenity> is it am-see
47:00 <Serenity> am-zee
47:00 <simba> like jay z
47:00 <Loof> ermsy
48:00 <simba> like sereni t
48:00 <amsy> am-zee
48:00 <slinky_J> amz
48:00 <TheRiddler> I prounced it aim-see
49:00 <TheRiddler> :(
49:00 <Loof> spamsy
49:00 <TheRiddler> sry
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <Serenity> where does the i come from!
49:00 <amsy> lol :(
49:00 <TheRiddler> in my head
49:00 <amsy> yes just remember it rhymes with spam
49:00 <TheRiddler> like amy
49:00 <amsy> spamsy
49:00 <amsy> tim tamsy
49:00 <Serenity> tikken takkensy
49:00 <amsy> abrahamsy lincoln
49:00 <amsy> lmao
49:00 <simba> aaron ramsy omg
49:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
50:00 <TheRiddler> amy is pronounced most of the time with a i I think
50:00 <British^Meat> madge ramsey
50:00 <amsy> my name isnt amy though...
50:00 <TheRiddler> or
50:00 <Serenity> rofl
50:00 <amsy> haha rip madge
50:00 <TheRiddler> A me
50:00 <simba> but nobody ever confuses it and says am-y
50:00 <TheRiddler> yes I know
50:00 <British^Meat> do u get neighbours here u are amsy?
50:00 <amsy> neh
50:00 <amsy> they used to though
51:00 <simba> the strawberry wafers are the best 1s
51:00 <amsy> neighbours, home and away, a country practice lmao
51:00 <slinky_J> they say amee
51:00 <British^Meat> hah cool
51:00 <British^Meat> i heart neighbours :)
51:00 <slinky_J> aimee and amee are french
51:00 <British^Meat> but i never get to watch it anymore
52:00 <TheRiddler> I thought it was a nick of a character lol
52:00 <amsy> wouldnt have the slightest clue whats happening in it b^m
52:00 <TheRiddler> not a cute way of saying your name
52:00 <TheRiddler> :p
52:00 <amsy> haha
52:00 <Loof> a country pricktease
53:00 <amsy> everyone knows that wombat in a country practice 
53:00 <amsy> haha
53:00 <Loof> the wombat was the best looking
53:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't really seen a country practice
53:00 <amsy> haha 
53:00 <Maurice> (22:47:22) (amsy): there was a guy that used to come on here called micky8ball and he pronounced amsy like aimsy
54:00 <Maurice> Thats how I've always read it
54:00 <amsy> lol
54:00 <amsy> aimber
54:00 <Maurice> But then I get Morris
54:00 <Maurice> When it's clearly More Reece
54:00 <Maurice> The posh pronunciation
54:00 <amsy> moss
55:00 <Maurice> Mr Maurice Moss
55:00 <TheRiddler> what is his gadget show like
55:00 <TheRiddler> I keep meaning to watch it
55:00 <Loof> cunt moss
55:00 <TheRiddler> gadget man
56:00 <slinky_J> On January 19, 2012, British Columbia's The Province featured an article about the movie's crew buying four wolf carcasses from a local trapper, two for props for the film and two wolves for the cast to eat.[6] This angered environmentalists and animal activists, who were already irate that the film depicts wolves in a negative light, specifically at a time when grey wolves had recently been 
56:00 <slinky_J> removed from the Endangered Species Act in many western American states
56:00 <slinky_J> LEL!!
56:00 <slinky_J> ppl whinge about everything
56:00 <Serenity> i guess im the only one who read am-see
56:00 <Serenity> am-zee
56:00 <Serenity> ffs
56:00 <Maurice> THEN HER NICK SHOULD BE AMZEE
56:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/kG2V5zcN5Ps lmaooooo micky8ball
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Micky-8-ball Views: 1,845 Uploader: mudgutz Uploaded: May 2, 2007 Duration: 2m41s Rating: 3.68
56:00 <Serenity> NO
56:00 <Serenity> IT SHOULDNT
57:00 <Maurice> YES TOO SO
57:00 <slinky_J> cool there's a list of survival films on wiki
57:00 <Serenity> HER NAME IS AMBER NOT AIMBER
57:00 <amsy> ^^^^^^^^^
58:00 <Maurice> What, the actual fuck is that link
58:00 <amsy> hahahaha an old ircer
58:00 <amsy> from like mid 00s
58:00 <Maurice> Aimbeer
59:00 <Loof> ao bogan
59:00 <Loof> so*
59:00 <amsy> i saw him while out sometimes and he would always come up to me and be like "fair sexy legs aimsy"
59:00 <amsy> and i would cry inside
59:00 <Maurice> Also, you can't use 'her name is amber not aimber' COZ KNIFE ISN'T KERKNIFE
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <Maurice> That just made me miss the bunny
59:00 <Serenity> av a bit of pink cocks.. love
00:00 <Maurice> LOL like he ever got any snatch
00:00 <Maurice> Half an hour to shag her
00:00 <amsy> down the beach
01:00 <Maurice> LOL sand in her cunt
01:00 <amsy> LMAO
01:00 <Serenity> lol wow
03:00 <Serenity> pt 2
03:00 <Loof> bandage on my face from crappy razors makes me feel so sexy
03:00 <Loof> bandaid*
03:00 <Maurice> How low is his chair
03:00 <Loof> need another mach 3 asap
05:00 <Serenity> lol jeffy on that nick list
07:00 <slinky_J> anyone want an adam sandler movie?
07:00 <slinky_J> The Cobbler
07:00 <amsy> haha yeah 
08:00 <amsy> i met jeffy
08:00 <Loof> adam sandler has a handsome daughter
08:00 <amsy> he probably still remembers what i wore that day
08:00 <Loof> nothing?
09:00 <amsy> haha god no
09:00 <amsy> i dont remember what it was now but he used to repeat it
09:00 <Serenity> jeffy ended up going by a womans nick
10:00 <Serenity> he was fair strange
10:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah him
10:00 <Loof> was he the trans op?
10:00 <Serenity> yeah
10:00 <roRz> trans op
10:00 <amsy> mhm
10:00 <Serenity> and i remember seeing him in a batman costume?
10:00 <Serenity> i think it was
10:00 <amsy> jennifer
11:00 <amsy> yeah that was his profile pic on fb 
11:00 <Serenity> like a lycra batman onsie
11:00 <TheRiddler> was his old nick cricketstar?
11:00 <faux> bb
11:00 <TheRiddler> or something
11:00 <faux> fix me pls
11:00 <amsy> it was Jeffy
11:00 <Serenity> no idea
11:00 <amsy> hi bb
11:00 <amsy> whats wrong?
11:00 <faux> Can't sleep
11:00 <faux> Sore ankle
11:00 <amsy> nooo :(
11:00 <Loof> kankle
11:00 <Loof> :P
11:00 <amsy> ice the ankle
11:00 <amsy> dont whinge
11:00 <amsy> just do
11:00 <faux> Yeah it is a cankle rn lol
11:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <faux> Nah no ice OK I'm frozen 
12:00 <faux> I took nurofen at 11:45 
12:00 <faux> NOTHING B APPLE END
12:00 <faux> uh
12:00 <faux> Happened 
12:00 <faux> Lmaoo
12:00 <roRz> go to bed?
12:00 <faux> I can't sleep you stupid fuck
12:00 <roRz> then get better sleeping patterns
12:00 <faux> .
12:00 <Serenity> you should have taken the PF and just had one
12:00 <faux> die
12:00 <roRz> instead of going on ircing all day
12:00 <Serenity> .
12:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <faux> please fucking neck yourself
13:00 <amsy> yeah but wrap yourself in a blanket and ice it
13:00 <amsy> its what will work best ok
13:00 <Serenity> get some ice hel tomoz
13:00 <Serenity> gel..
13:00 <Loof> tiger balm patches
13:00 <faux> Yeah tomoz I'm gonna buy the entire chemist
13:00 <Serenity> hahah
13:00 <faux> Lol
13:00 <Serenity> just walk in
13:00 <Serenity> give me EVERYTHING
13:00 <faux> Hai I'll have one of everything 
14:00 <roRz> why would i neck myself?
14:00 <amsy> also elevate it a bit
14:00 <faux> Gonna chuck a loof and put this pissant on ignore
14:00 <roRz> a nurofen isnt going to put you to sleep either LOL
14:00 <roRz> go for it faux
14:00 <faux> It is elevators
14:00 <Serenity> lol ive been through all this with her haha
14:00 <faux> Ed*
14:00 <Loof> me what did i do? :(
14:00 <roRz> no pain on my end 
14:00 <roRz> ohh no faux put me on ignore
14:00 <roRz> :(
15:00 <TheRiddler> rorz is a guy or girl?
15:00 <faux> I've done it all ok
15:00 <roRz> smoke some weed or have afew drinks ull be fine
15:00 <Serenity> .
15:00 <roRz> or reset your body clock
15:00 <roRz> i.e not ircing till 5am everyday for years like you do
15:00 <Serenity> its nothing to do with her body clock. shes in pain and cant sleep
15:00 <Serenity> calm down
15:00 <faux> Eat my fucking shit
15:00 <roRz> it is body clock
15:00 <TheRiddler> weed would help too
15:00 <roRz> she cant sleep everyday
15:00 <faux> I sleep earlier than everyone here
15:00 <roRz> liar
15:00 <faux> And wake up at 6am everyday 
15:00 <roRz> period pain?
15:00 <roRz> take a napro
15:00 <Serenity> what a load of shit faux is in bed by 10pm most nights rofl
15:00 <faux> So eat a bag of dickd
16:00 <roRz> take up at 6am to irc and do coles online shopping
16:00 <Loof> the whole bag?
16:00 <Serenity> the entire bag
16:00 <Loof> dayum
16:00 <faux> Fuck I can't stand these retards they sit on here fot hours and hours trolling and makingnirc folders of users in attempt to shit stir and then tell everyone else to get on irc when they're the ones that take it most serious LOL
16:00 <faux> gollyyy
17:00 <roRz> lol
17:00 <faux> Off irc*
17:00 <faux> So saf
17:00 <faux> So so sad
17:00 <roRz> nobody has folders on your paranoid tina
17:00 <roRz> some of us have a brain
17:00 <faux> Yeah some of us do
17:00 <faux> That doesn't include you
17:00 <roRz> you would have one too if you did
17:00 <roRz> might be able to attend a real uni also
17:00 <roRz> maybe get a job too
18:00 <faux> zzzz
18:00 <roRz> its not hard to remember such a snippit of info
18:00 <TheRiddler> who is rorz
18:00 <faux> Plivent cumguzzler
18:00 <roRz> its called a brain
18:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
18:00 <Loof> cant sleep
18:00 <roRz> educated
18:00 <Loof> clown will eat me
18:00 <TheRiddler> why is he here
18:00 <Loof> :(
18:00 <faux> Cos people won't ban him obv
18:00 <Loof> peeing every 5 mins
18:00 <roRz> stop crying and sleep
19:00 <faux> Wb Maurice
19:00 <roRz> hot milk hot chocolate 
19:00 <Maurice> Sanks
19:00 <roRz> smoke a ciggie
19:00 <Maurice> Er, spanks
19:00 <roRz> have a wank
20:00 <faux> amsy: http://www.theladbible.com/articles/a-guy-took-a-woeful-photo-with-the-eiffel-tower-and-the-internet-photoshopped-it-brilliantly
20:00 <Loof> i saw that
20:00 <amsy> haha i saw those
20:00 <faux> Lolll
20:00 <Loof> funny as
20:00 <amsy> best
20:00 <faux> So good
22:00 <faux> Sez how good was that black nose pore mask peel thingy
22:00 <faux> So grossly satisfying 
22:00 <Loof> lots of pus?
23:00 <Serenity> omgg i want it faux
23:00 <Serenity> it was like those pore strips but better
24:00 <Loof> was that saemon?
25:00 <Loof> i hope not
25:00 <Loof> cause i was chatting with whoever it is the other day while drunk
26:00 <Loof> then they winged at me cause Maurice and amsy was butthurting them looking for backup
26:00 <Loof> so i figured it might be semen
26:00 <faux> Who?
26:00 <Maurice> Oh eat a dick
26:00 <Maurice> Nobody knows wtf you're on about
26:00 <Loof> roz
26:00 <faux> Nah its plivent
27:00 <Loof> oh fuck thats even worse 
27:00 <Loof> :(
27:00 <faux> He's the only sad cunt that mentions "real uni"
27:00 <faux> Sez I think you can get it off ebay
27:00 <faux> When I find it I'll let you knoe
27:00 <faux> W
28:00 <TheRiddler> should of told him to stop being a old fogey
29:00 <TheRiddler> all higher education is online now
29:00 <Loof> do some old people have really big noses cause they need to use them things
29:00 <TheRiddler> and some come with a laptop
29:00 <Loof> maybe the pus just builds up and up
29:00 <faux> The lectures we listen to are literally from on campus uni
29:00 <faux> Lol
30:00 <faux> And you get a degree just like on campus
30:00 <faux> So sad
30:00 <TheRiddler> but at the cost of like double the price
30:00 <Loof> it's the actual universities anyway
30:00 <Loof> i don't see the diff
30:00 <Serenity> my friend goes to 'real uni' and 60% of her work is still online
30:00 <Serenity> they had all their assignments in online
31:00 <Serenity> all of their tests are online except exams
31:00 <faux> Yeah 
31:00 <Serenity> just like mine
31:00 <faux> Its silly how hard he tries telling 
31:00 <faux> Trolling even
31:00 <TheRiddler> same with tafe
31:00 <faux> Anything fot a reaction 
31:00 <faux> Guess we're giving it to him rn
31:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <Serenity> yeah lol
32:00 <faux> My ankle feels a bit better rn
32:00 <TheRiddler> while he's not here
32:00 <faux> Should try sleeping again 
32:00 <TheRiddler> ok
32:00 <TheRiddler> night
32:00 <faux> Gosh
32:00 <TheRiddler> have a good sleep
32:00 <Serenity> loll
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <faux> Getting rid of mr
32:00 <faux> Lmao
32:00 <faux> OK BYE
32:00 <Serenity> sleep well
32:00 <faux> Ninis :*
33:00 <amsy> nini bb ily
34:00 <Loof> i feel like if i go to sleep someone will break in
34:00 <Marlo> hello room
34:00 <Loof> so i'll stay up
35:00 <Dugnuts> oh shit
35:00 <Marlo> haha this show impractical jokers is quite funy
35:00 <Dugnuts> loof is onto me
35:00 <Marlo> despite those guys coming across as immature douchbags
36:00 <Marlo> lol whose seen that australian made ghost movie
36:00 <Maurice> roRz
36:00 <Marlo> babadook
36:00 <Maurice> You're not banned.
37:00 <Marlo> whats scary in that movie was not the ghost
37:00 <Marlo> but how depressing that womens life is
37:00 <Marlo> and her fucken annoying brat of a kid
37:00 <slinky_J> wot movie
37:00 <Loof> is this saemon?
37:00 <slinky_J> fk australian movies in the ass
37:00 <TheRiddler> sounds like it
38:00 <Marlo> yeah most australian movies just seem shit
38:00 <Marlo> even when they try hard
38:00 <Marlo> production values just seem cheap
38:00 <Marlo> maybe its the standard genera camera lens type that the australian film industry uses
39:00 <Loof> maybe it's too much beer
40:00 <Marlo> the world all over should just stop making movies
40:00 <Marlo> and leave it to america
40:00 <Loof> agreed
40:00 <TheRiddler> huh
40:00 <Marlo> hollywood to be specific
40:00 <TheRiddler> no
40:00 <TheRiddler> most good movies now dont come from hollywood
41:00 <Marlo> where do they come from then?
41:00 <Marlo> bollywood?
41:00 <TheRiddler> .
41:00 <slinky_J> they come from all over the place
42:00 <slinky_J> to cum.
42:00 <slinky_J> coming this summer: The Cummers
42:00 <Marlo> but hollywood is the mecca of film making
42:00 <Marlo> everywhere aspires to be in hollywood
46:00 <TheRiddler> not anymore
46:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
46:00 <Dugnuts> zlined eh
47:00 <Dugnuts> that guy asked me if i was gonna be pedod by loof
47:00 <Dugnuts> wtf is with that
49:00 <Maurice> That guy threatens to share pics of our kids on here, yet he calls everyone else a pedo
54:00 <Dugnuts> good to see irc still get teh crazies
56:00 <TheRiddler> yes
57:00 <Marlo> whoa that lil blonde kid who plays raymonds son in everybody loves raymond
57:00 <Marlo> has killed himself
57:00 <Marlo> he was 19 
57:00 <Marlo> damn.
57:00 <Maurice> Yeah, like 3 days ago
57:00 <Marlo> such a tragic waste of life
58:00 <Marlo> lol 3 days ago called, they want their news back :P
00:00 <Marlo> bruce jenner 
00:00 <Marlo> just wtf
00:00 <Marlo> oh well, yolo. if u want to be a female, may as well do it
01:00 <Serenity> hes an ugly dude let alone woman
03:00 <slinky_J> sah high
03:00 <slinky_J> nini
07:00 <Marlo> yeah lol
11:00 <Marlo> wow
12:00 <Marlo> clint eastwoods son looks more and more like him
12:00 <Marlo> when he was young the resemblence wasnt really there
13:00 <Serenity> ive found that with sons they tend to look more like their dads as they get older
13:00 <Marlo> like when i saw him in gran turino, looked nohthin like clint eastwood
13:00 <Marlo> me too Serenity
13:00 <Marlo> wat about daughters?
14:00 <Serenity> it can go either way with girls
14:00 <Serenity> they're either one or the other
14:00 <Serenity> boys tend to have their own look when theyre young then get more like their dads
14:00 <Serenity> not all of them obviously..
14:00 <Marlo> i havent really come across a guy who really resembles his mother yet
14:00 <British^Meat> is that saemon?
14:00 <Marlo> obviously ones male and ones female
15:00 <Marlo> but u know what i mean
15:00 <Serenity> dunno bm
15:00 <British^Meat> very saemon-esque
16:00 <Marlo> an interesting family dynamic would be
16:00 <Marlo> to be the child of a twin
16:00 <Marlo> imagine having your mother and aunt or uncle etc looking exactly the same
16:00 <Marlo> would be pretty funny to see the toddler being confused 
17:00 <Serenity> well it would have to be an aunt, you cant have boy/girl idents
17:00 <Marlo> probably abit traumatising for the poor kid though lol
17:00 <Marlo> yep true
17:00 <Marlo> actually, its something i'd really like to see lol
18:00 <Serenity> kids arent dumb, they would know whos who
18:00 <Serenity> small differences/smells etc
18:00 <Marlo> at like a party or something, they bring the toddler out, the mother and her twin sister sits in front of it
18:00 <Marlo> and have it try n crawl to the right mother lol
18:00 <Marlo> just for a laugh
28:00 <Marlo> a thought occured to me
28:00 <Marlo> its not good for actresses and actors like rebel wilson, who gets typcasted because of a particular 'look'
28:00 <Marlo> she gets roles because of her image as the fatty, pathetic naive fat chick
29:00 <Serenity> i think you might be right British^Meat
29:00 <Marlo> if say, in the future, she decideds to want to get fitter, healtheir and lose weight, eat better
29:00 <Marlo> or some health problems forces her too
29:00 <Marlo> like diabetes, high cholesterol etc
29:00 <Marlo> then that means her money making/role gaining ability is more or less gone
34:00 <KillerClown> saemon go to bed
36:00 <British^Meat> Marlo  r u Saemon?
36:00 <Marlo> no
36:00 <Marlo> whose that?
36:00 <British^Meat> oh ok
37:00 <British^Meat> have you ever been Saemon or jkl?
37:00 <Marlo> ...no
37:00 <British^Meat> i dont believe you
37:00 <British^Meat> bye
37:00 <Marlo> ok bye
37:00 <Marlo> that wasnt weird at all.
13:00 <mamak> hi
32:00 <Mew> holy dead as fuckery
33:00 <Doodle> http://content.toptenhen.com/b6f0f01f-ec22-48f3-851a-3a3f34dac66a_155989.jpg
34:00 <Mew> aww
34:00 <stylesp> donkey
35:00 <Mew> alt f4 alt f4!!!
36:00 <stylesp> mew are you going to lead the way
38:00 <Mew> neg
38:00 <Shadowgate> stylesp a new character
42:00 <stylesp> wow
45:00 <Mew> melbourne is such a gloomy depressive busy shithole
46:00 <doctor> sounds like a nice place to raise children
46:00 <Mew> aside from some people I love living there, I hope I never have a reason to return 
47:00 <doctor> I've never been
48:00 <Mew> its terrible dont bother 
48:00 <doctor> living in Perth feels like any moment something terrible or exciting will happen, but it wont because nothing terrible or exciting ever happens
53:00 <stompin> bewbies
54:00 <Dugnuts> big beautiful bouncing ones
02:00 <Shadowgate> Dugnuts nick killed people of laughter
06:00 <Mew> BBBO
07:00 <stompin> bewbies out
07:00 <stompin> how was the wedding
07:00 <Mew> amazing! me and ben both cried which is weird cos we never cry at weddings
08:00 <Mew> and my psycho exes best friend was the best man so that was a blast from the past
14:00 <Mew> do you live in melb stompin?
22:00 <British^Meat> r u in melb atm?
23:00 <British^Meat> isnt it always raining in melb, or somink?
24:00 <Mew> we were there over the weekend
24:00 <slinky_J> some idiots in melb are saying they will approach the united nations with their request to become an independent state
24:00 <British^Meat> i always figured melb is just full of dudes that look like this... http://happyendingscomedyclub.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Chris-Franklin-3.jpg
24:00 <Mew> and it rained the whole time
24:00 <British^Meat> but ive only been to the airport
25:00 <British^Meat> Sydney was nice, but im not sure about melb
26:00 <slinky_J> oh boy you're missing out. It's the Paris of the south, don't ya know?!
33:00 <British^Meat> what did ya go there for?
38:00 <TNT> soup
48:00 <Shadowgate> TNT said soup his funny lol
57:00 <TNT> Shadowgate, jus echoes other ppl's stuff, he finds himself amusing
57:00 <British^Meat> yer
57:00 <British^Meat> he's not very likeable
58:00 <British^Meat> got boring pretty quickly
58:00 <British^Meat> also, chicken soup will cure your ailments
59:00 <British^Meat> Mew, i say Mew, are you there?
03:00 <Mew> I yam
03:00 <British^Meat> tell me...
03:00 <British^Meat> In this middle, is that someone?
03:00 <British^Meat>  https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/19218_652682388195625_2946258752855166769_n.jpg?oh=bf379fa530bb83cc50370da13804aa0a&oe=5597E3C1
04:00 <British^Meat> thats someone innit?
07:00 <TNT> will have to look it up how to set up an email server in windows
07:00 <British^Meat> i ride
08:00 <TNT> so I can jus have it runnin on my m,achine
08:00 <slinky_J> shut up
08:00 <TNT> shuttahup yah face
09:00 <slinky_J> u shutuppaya face!
09:00 <TNT> sore behind?
09:00 <slinky_J> not yet
09:00 <slinky_J> ;)
10:00 <slinky_J> comma do me honey!
10:00 <TNT> ummm yeah, I'll dcc u my detachable
10:00 <slinky_J> lolz
20:00 <TNT> much else new?
28:00 <TNT> BlackDevil, do u dress in black?
28:00 <BM^MB> lol
28:00 <BM^MB> black dresses
28:00 <British^Meat> whats a good torrent site? i wish to leech stuff
29:00 <TNT> a red car is bad luck BlackDevil, how many times do I have to tell u?
30:00 <British^Meat> Ooooo audiobookbay.com
30:00 <slinky_J> this is good for movies https://yts.to/browse-movie
32:00 <TNT> do u guys sign up to toreent sites these days?
33:00 <TNT> -e+r
33:00 <British^Meat> nah
33:00 <British^Meat> but im searching around and it seems a lot of em want me to now
33:00 <TNT> ye
34:00 <TNT> I found that like last year
34:00 <TNT> everyone wants an email addy etc etc sign up
34:00 <TNT> before u jus had the fckn client and any site would fckn serve to u
34:00 <slinky_J> ye nah i dont
34:00 <Shadowgate> TNT a new character
35:00 <British^Meat> or download installers
35:00 <British^Meat> balls to that
35:00 <slinky_J> 3 new assassins creed games yeeyaahh
36:00 <slinky_J> love how sidescrollers are so popular again ;)
36:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-iq1BQ4jn4&feature=youtu.be
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Assassinâ€™s Creed Chronicles Announcement Trailer [UK] Views: 273,752 Uploader: assassinscreedUK Uploaded: Mar 31, 2015 Duration: 1m41s Rating: 4.34
36:00 <TNT> ye, fckn "their" installers suck too, fckn bundeled with shit crap on top of wat u want n then u have to go back and uninstall the shit they installed with the downloader
37:00 <simba> platformers
39:00 <British^Meat> ah well
39:00 <British^Meat> i will just have to go without :(
39:00 <TNT> man like, in the days of dsl 1, we had like watever client and everyone knew that they could fckn torrent wherever they wanted, now everyone sells u shit with shit apps on top of their shit
39:00 <Serenity> what are you looking for British^Meat
39:00 <British^Meat> return of the jedi radio drama 
40:00 <slinky_J> PLATFORMERS
40:00 <Serenity> https://kickass.to/usearch/return%20of%20the%20jedi%20radio%20drama/
40:00 <slinky_J> ye kickasstomatoz
40:00 <British^Meat> i think ive hooked into that one
40:00 <British^Meat> no leechers or seeders
40:00 <British^Meat> yer its the one ive already got going
40:00 <Serenity> try it anyway i often download ones off there that say 0 for both
41:00 <Serenity> ogg ok
41:00 <British^Meat> sometimes they still d/l
41:00 <Serenity> ohh
41:00 <British^Meat> but this one is having none of that
41:00 <British^Meat> pirate bay dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
41:00 <slinky_J> they look fun tho uh simba :P
41:00 <British^Meat> KAT is always my go to site
41:00 <slinky_J> rip teh pirates bath
42:00 <British^Meat> if i get despo enough i'll just sign up to AudiobookBay.com
42:00 <Dugnuts> you know its kat.cr now right?
43:00 <TNT> ummm, I donno with all this n that crap goin on with the new ISP keep records laws now and anti piracy shit goin on, everyone wants ur details b4 they let u dl ....... it's easier to go to some fckn video shop and pay cash n jus hire the damn thing
44:00 <Dugnuts> the kat that wants you to log in is fake mang
44:00 <Dugnuts> dont use it
44:00 <British^Meat> pls link me
44:00 <British^Meat> and i shall search for my radio drama
44:00 <Dugnuts> already did
44:00 <British^Meat> though I feel there will also be zero seeders
45:00 <simba> yea slinky_J have u heard of this 1 super mario bros
45:00 <slinky_J> nuh
45:00 <slinky_J> do tell
45:00 <slinky_J> and TNT they dont know what you dl
46:00 <simba> ;P
46:00 <TNT> ye man, they don't know
46:00 <simba> downloading is for Internet Rebels!!!! fight the machine!!!! hack the planet!!!!!!!
48:00 <TNT> it's their fckn system u're usin
49:00 <TNT> man, I ran fckn media servers in the past, and it'd show u who, wat, when, ip etc, etc
49:00 <British^Meat> ooer
51:00 <slinky_J> i can eat what i want and never get fat because i throw up, i throw up *sings*
52:00 <slinky_J> will smiths daughters new song!
59:00 <slinky_J> wb
59:00 <slinky_J> did u go for a wank
06:00 <Fez> getting sick sucks
13:00 <stompin> Lish
13:00 <stompin> tits out for the lads
20:00 <Lish> Pass
23:00 <TNT> Lish, 20 bux if u come around with some food fo meh :P
24:00 <stompin> lol
31:00 <British^Meat> bah, go to get a booster shot, chemist out of stock
31:00 <British^Meat> lucky im not sick
32:00 <TNT> buy a prepaid "boost" sim instead
32:00 <TNT> :P
32:00 <British^Meat> hah
32:00 <British^Meat> if only
33:00 <gs69azza> booster for what?
33:00 <British^Meat> in the future we will all be sims
34:00 <British^Meat> simulants, and will not require boosters but patches to upgade our firmware
34:00 <TNT> sims metal
34:00 <British^Meat> oh, just a few new additions to the family so i need a whooping cough boosta
34:00 <gs69azza> ahhh makes sense
34:00 <British^Meat> i was also around someone who had it recently, i didnt get it, but sister in law is INSISTING i get boosted
34:00 <British^Meat> also comes with tetnus
35:00 <TNT> but wait, there's more ...........
35:00 <British^Meat> i can go back to chewing rusty nails again
35:00 <Serenity> if i were having a baby id be making everyone around me ge tit
35:00 <Serenity> get it
36:00 <British^Meat> indeed
36:00 <British^Meat> so i keep the peace
37:00 <British^Meat> i get jabbed
37:00 <British^Meat> its only for the first 6 weeks though innit?
37:00 <TNT> is it jus a cough or u have a cold?
37:00 <British^Meat> dude, i aint sick
37:00 <TNT> ah
37:00 <British^Meat> tis a boost, to revitalise my immunities
38:00 <TNT> immunities?
38:00 <Serenity> its just until they can get their own immunisation
38:00 <Serenity> i cant remember if its 6 or 8 weeks
38:00 <British^Meat> Toughen up i say!
38:00 <British^Meat> :)
38:00 <TNT> rite
39:00 <Serenity> i figure a few seconds of pain is better than what could happen
39:00 <TNT> b b b ....... berocca gives u back ur bb ...... BOUNCE
02:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
04:00 <British^Meat> extensions
05:00 <gs69azza> berocca haha
06:00 <TNT> ye, we'll all jus live on boosters
06:00 <TNT> a mars a day helps u work, rest n play
08:00 <British^Meat> boost bars are kinda cool
09:00 <TNT> yeah, but all that crap came after
09:00 <TNT> mars, snickers, kit kat, etc, etc were there from like ages ago
10:00 <British^Meat> all fine fine bars
10:00 <British^Meat> flake
11:00 <TNT> jus like the dairy farmers milk was there to start with, now u can get all sorts of shit
13:00 <TNT> same with the bread, coffee, sugar, etc, etc
15:00 <TNT> housemate said to me the other nite, "want some Mi Goreng?" "nah mate, I don't eat out of sign language packages" "it's nice" he says ....... "ye dude, but I'm not asian"
16:00 <slinky_J> uhh
16:00 <slinky_J> i dont get it
16:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT: it has eggplant in it
18:00 <TNT> TakinItInDaRing, sore behind again?
21:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah, aliens probed me again last night
21:00 <TokenDaRing> took me to some military base
21:00 <TokenDaRing> men in all black were there
22:00 <TNT> oh, did u learn Italian while they had u there dude?
23:00 <TNT> did they give u ladies fuck me boots to wear as well?
23:00 <TNT> or some floral sheets to sleep in overnite?
24:00 <TokenDaRing> yes
24:00 <TokenDaRing> they did
24:00 <TokenDaRing> have you been there too?
24:00 <TNT> no, I jus read abt it
24:00 <British^Meat> http://i.imgur.com/JqXMoio.gifv
34:00 <Fez> breasts?
39:00 <stebie> chicken?
41:00 <slinky_J> i haz chicken wings to cook but no oven tray
41:00 <slinky_J> i do have a big clay thing i can put in the oven but
47:00 <TheRon> she is watching the detectives, ooh it's so cute
47:00 <Fez> nice breasts?
48:00 <TheRon> yes!
48:00 <Fez> phew
48:00 <TNT> a-d-da-da-harasho-harasho's
49:00 <TNT> adidas ^
49:00 <TheRon> the shoes?
49:00 <TNT> no, the brand
49:00 <Fez> theron: have you found the tribreasted woman for me yet?
49:00 <TheRon> im working on it
50:00 <TheRon> i think lumeah is tribreasted
50:00 <Fez> as long as you havent forgot
50:00 <Fez> have you asked?
50:00 <TheRon> no
51:00 <Fez> damn
51:00 <Fez> where is lumeah these days
52:00 <TheRon> no ideah
52:00 <Fez> I see what you did there
52:00 <TheRon> clever ay
53:00 <Fez> I think so
53:00 <Fez> lumeah: hi
55:00 <TheRon> on a happier note those aussies on death row are almost dead
55:00 <Fez> miran is gunna be a popular name soon
56:00 <TheRon> national heros like ned kelly
58:00 <Fez> burke and wills did it tough
58:00 <Fez> no breasts oit in the dessert
00:00 <TheRon> beast mirage
01:00 <Fez> best mirage ever
01:00 <TheRon> breast massage is very important\
02:00 <Fez> anyone lined up?
02:00 <TheRon> no unfortunately
03:00 <Fez> im surprised no one has offered
03:00 <TheRon> me too
03:00 <TheRon> it's such an important job
03:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Handing out breast massages TheRon?
04:00 <TheRon> yes!
04:00 <Fez> handing breasts should be compulsary
04:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Get to work then
04:00 <Fez> damn
05:00 <TheRon> if only irc was real
05:00 <Fez> theron gets all the breasts
06:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol
06:00 <TheRon> boom shake shake shake the room
07:00 <TNT> ashleighxtrinity, 20 bux, can u bring some drinks around?
07:00 <TNT> ummm, make that 100 bux
07:00 <TNT> in 20's
09:00 <TheRon> stick a 20 down her underpants for me
09:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hah
10:00 <TNT> she'd be wantin somethin else down there, not a 20
10:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yeah a greenback or three
12:00 <TheRon> thats how strippers get paid and only strippers, you can't say stick a 20 down the underpants of a builder or something can you
15:00 <TheRon> duff beer for you duff beer for me
16:00 <TNT> ye, but I'm payin for drinks, not for her to prostitute herself
16:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I'll have a beer you have one too
16:00 <TNT> deal
17:00 <TNT> and ....... a greenback? R u Italian?
17:00 <slinky_J> ill pay
17:00 <TheRon> 100's are green in oz
17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Russian actually
18:00 <TNT> ah, zdrashwitche :P
18:00 <TheRon> a black russian?
18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I'm not even black
19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> But ill take a white
19:00 <TheRon> whats the diff between a black and white russian
19:00 <TheRon> i mean the drink
19:00 <TNT> black - coke, white - milk, I think
20:00 <TheRon> Vladimir putin is a great man 
21:00 <TNT> there was some shit abt scrappin Mir or somethin
21:00 <TheRon> he's gonna bring glory to mother russia
22:00 <TNT> can't get communist era parts for it anymore to maintain it 
23:00 <stompin> bewbies
24:00 <TheRon> russian bewbies are great
25:00 <TNT> they have "suck this" written in Russian sign language on them
26:00 <TheRon> nicotine valium vicadin marijuana ecstacy and alcohol
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Spent all that time figuring out noteop to read my 15 unread messages and it was all from fennec_faggot saying SLUT WANT TO GET FUCKED?
26:00 <stompin> lol
26:00 <stompin> so do u want to get fucked ;)
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> No thx
26:00 <stompin> :( sharing is caring
26:00 <TheRon> i'll take the bullet
28:00 <TNT> she's lookin for some Russian dude to marry/fuck dude, not some inferior infiltrator
28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Russian dudes yuck
28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> No thx
29:00 <TNT> so u're not into ur own kind?
29:00 <AzzA> wasuup homies
30:00 <Fez> breasts?
30:00 <TNT> lookin for some Indian mabbe so he can cook curry for u when u come home from work?
30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I've been in Australia since i was way young
30:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2oMMZ59Lgk
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ronnie Johns half hour - Russian Condom ad Views: 58,037 Uploader: Homerlovesbeer2 Uploaded: Feb 3, 2007 Duration: 0m33s Rating: 4.77
31:00 <TheRon> put it on your pole
33:00 <TNT> how u goin on the beer ashleighxtrinity?
34:00 <TheRon> you got the music in you, don't give up
34:00 <slinky_J> o if only i had oil to rub over teh chicken wings
34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> On its way TNT
35:00 <slinky_J> ur drinking?
35:00 <slinky_J> did u have an abortion?
35:00 <TheRon> slinky_J:, salt them up real good
35:00 <TheRon> they go crispy in the oven
35:00 <slinky_J> i was thinkin that TheRon
35:00 <slinky_J> !
35:00 <TNT> ummm, wat abt some dried fish to go with the beer?
36:00 <TheRon> fried fish?
36:00 <TNT> I once drank beer with some Russian dude years ago and he offerred dry fish with it
41:00 <stylesp> hi
42:00 <stompin> hi
43:00 <zaim>   hi
45:00 <StrykerX> ASL
48:00 <stylesp> btm
48:00 <slinky_J> erg
49:00 <slinky_J> i used cooking oil spray on the dish n i could see the spray just floatin away in the air
49:00 <stylesp> but where did it land?
50:00 <slinky_J> dunno
50:00 <slinky_J> was spraying over the chicken
50:00 <stylesp> dont think it was on the chicken lol
50:00 <slinky_J> n noticed it wafting away
50:00 <slinky_J> naw it's the pressure from the can
51:00 <stylesp> did you get high off it lol
51:00 <slinky_J> lolol
51:00 <slinky_J> naw
52:00 <stylesp> you sure?
52:00 <slinky_J> i experimented with the spray outside first
52:00 <slinky_J> so i could see how much would just float away
53:00 <stylesp> you didnt spray it on fire did you?
57:00 <stylesp> hmm
59:00 <TheRon> she's got bette davis eyes
00:00 <stylesp> on no
00:00 <stylesp> oh no
03:00 <slinky_J> im a little old to be intregued by fire
07:00 <TheRon> im a little old to be intrigued by breasts
09:00 <Fez> never
10:00 <TheRon> exclelent
10:00 <Fez> I wish my name was miran
10:00 <TheRon> i wish mine was jazzy jeff
11:00 <stompin> i wish my body would heal the fuck up
11:00 <TheRon> beer?
11:00 <Fez> I wish I had breasts
11:00 <TheRon> something to play with?
11:00 <Fez> wheres lumeah?
15:00 <Fez> hmmm
16:00 <TheRon> damn it, answer woman!!
17:00 <Fez> maybe in on ignore
18:00 <Fez> id ignore me too if I could
19:00 <Fez> no breasts for fez
19:00 <Fez> gunna be a long winter with no breasts
21:00 <TheRon> come up and see me make me smile
22:00 <slinky_J> chicken in da oven nigga
23:00 <TheRon> i;m not black
23:00 <Fez> is there anything worse than a tampon that didnt flush?
23:00 <slinky_J> so
23:00 <slinky_J> everyone's a nigga
23:00 <slinky_J> it's 2015
23:00 <slinky_J> im also a gay and anything else i want to make a fuss about being
24:00 <TheRon> the only gay in the village?
24:00 <slinky_J> i think i am but really the whole village is gay
26:00 <TheRon> you've recently dsicovered the joys of rimming
29:00 <TheRon> spoonman come together with your hands, save me 
35:00 <TheRon> well you've got to be crazy baby to want a guy like me
35:00 <Fez> breasts.
36:00 <TheRon> yeah you've got to be out of your mind
36:00 <TheRon> crazy!!
36:00 <Fez> best word in the dictionary
36:00 <TheRon> breasts!!
37:00 <TheRon> best things on earth
39:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Breast is best
39:00 <Kavita> lol
39:00 <TheRon> always
40:00 <slinky_J> ashleighxtrinity r u enjoying ur beer
41:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yep
41:00 <TheRon> boag's draught?
41:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ewww
43:00 <TheRon> working hard to make a living, bringing shelter from the rain
43:00 <TheRon> a fathers sun left to carry on, blue denim in his veins
44:00 <Serenity> woaaahhhh ohh ohh ohhh
44:00 <TheRon> too early?
44:00 <Serenity> nah
47:00 <TheRon> don't you know girl, you'll be a woman soon
48:00 <Fez> serenity should help search for the tribreasted woman
48:00 <TheRon> 3 has to be better than 2
49:00 <Fez> woman are prolly embarrased to admit they have 3 
49:00 <TheRon> thats it
50:00 <Fez> id show everyone
50:00 <Fez> ..twice
52:00 <TheRon> one angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces of you
53:00 <Fez> I remember that song
53:00 <Fez> ben folds five?
53:00 <TheRon> yes!
55:00 <TheRon> lilly off letters and numbers, would you?
57:00 <Fez> omg. yes
58:00 <TheRon> \i'd give her a really good seeing to
58:00 <slinky_J> shes average
58:00 <Fez> I like maths too so thats a plus
58:00 <Fez> id be punching above my weight
58:00 <TheRon> me too but hey
58:00 <Fez> id even look past the fact she only has 2 breasts
59:00 <TheRon> you're only human
59:00 <Fez> lily serna btw
59:00 <Fez> consonant last is the best choice
00:00 <TheRon> im good on the numbers
00:00 <Fez> im ok most times
01:00 <TheRon> and tell me if it's still raining there in england
03:00 <Fez> hermoine kitson has a lazy eye
03:00 <amsy> wtf is with you and your 3 breasted woman?
03:00 <TheRon> don't wanna be your monkey wrench
04:00 <TheRon> one more indecent accident
04:00 <Fez> well its like this...
04:00 <nate> TheRon hold me!
04:00 <TheRon> no
04:00 <Fez> ... 3 breasts are better
04:00 <TheRon> amsy the three breasted woman is the ultimate for any mamn
04:00 <Fez> case closed.
04:00 <Fez> amsy: are you tribreasted?
05:00 <nate> question is has fez had a boyfriend before!
05:00 <amsy> did you masturbate over the 3 breasted woman in total recall as a kid?
05:00 <Fez> too forward?
05:00 <TheRon> yes but thats beside the point
05:00 <Fez> nah. her third is a fake
05:00 <TheRon> 3 has got to be better than 2
05:00 <Fez> dual cleavage. yes please
06:00 <TheRon> would 2 penises work for women??
07:00 <nate> TheRon silly question :D
07:00 <TheRon> my bad
07:00 <nate> 3 bad tits doesnt equal one good one :D
07:00 <nate> or does it!
07:00 <slinky_J> loll
08:00 <Sunbeam> good morning people :)
09:00 <TheRon> nirvana - rape me
09:00 <nate> TheRon dinner first!
09:00 <nate> ho ho ho
09:00 <Fez> hi sunbeam
09:00 <TheRon> i like to be wined and dined before i get fucked!
10:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Fez :) how you doin?
10:00 <Fez> sunbeam im doing a survey would u like to participate? 
10:00 <nate> fez would u like an english girl ;P
10:00 <nate> tempt sunbeam to oz with ya body !!!
10:00 <Sunbeam> what kinda survey?
10:00 <TheRon> the tribreasted survey?
10:00 <Fez> dunno how to discribe it
10:00 <Fez> yes!
11:00 <Sunbeam> air tickets as well as his body lol
11:00 <nate> fez do u have a high paying job?
11:00 <Fez> sunbeam are you tribreasted?
11:00 <nate> whats a good job these days TheRon?
11:00 <nate> 70grand?
11:00 <nate> 100?
12:00 <Fez> damn
12:00 <TheRon> a strippers towel is a good job
12:00 <nate> what does that pay!
12:00 <TheRon> i do it for free
12:00 <nate> aussie thunder
12:00 <Sunbeam> wouldn't you prefer to be a nipple tassle TheRon?
13:00 <nate> male strippers are hot
13:00 <TheRon> nah, get down to the good stuff staight off
13:00 <Fez> can I be your soap sunbeam?
13:00 <Fez> I mean hi
13:00 <nate> do people use soap these days ;D
13:00 <Sunbeam> liquid soap?
13:00 <Fez> you ever met a girl with 3 breasts sunbeam?
13:00 <Sunbeam> or shower gel?
13:00 <nate> TheRon are u old school and use soap ?
14:00 <TheRon> i use a body wash
14:00 <nate> good work the ron
14:00 <Sunbeam> not that i'm aware of Fez...i tend not to oggle women's breasts lol
14:00 <Fez> doh.
14:00 <Fez> can u start?
14:00 <nate> chicks always compare boobs :D
15:00 <TheRon> breasts are the sole reason men don't listen
15:00 <Fez> lol
15:00 <nate> theron i thought they had annoying voices actually ;P
15:00 <TheRon> like on seinfeld?
15:00 <Fez> my cat blah blah blah
16:00 <Fez> thats what I hear
16:00 <TheRon> you know and i know better
16:00 <Sunbeam> did i bore you with my cat tales?
16:00 <Fez> nope
17:00 <Fez> I switched off before I got bored
17:00 <TheRon> i like pussy tales, probbaly for a different reason
17:00 <nate> i miss treat animals i dont like :O
17:00 <nate> bowling with cats my favourite
17:00 <TheRon> the muppet animal?
18:00 <Sunbeam> <--- cat lover
18:00 <TheRon> i'm a cat lover too
18:00 <nate> yeah alot of people love animals
18:00 <Fez> sunbeam wants to give fez a breast massage I heard
18:00 <TheRon> i barrack for geelong so
18:00 <amsy> nate thats gross
18:00 <nate> fez wants his breasts massaged?
18:00 <Sunbeam> the voices are talking to you again Fez?
19:00 <Fez> must be
19:00 <nate> amsy love not sex them :D
19:00 <nate> but then again, it could be true
19:00 <amsy> what
19:00 <TheRon> evrybody likes a breast massage
19:00 <nate> love animals!
19:00 <nate> fez is an animal
19:00 <nate> smack that
20:00 <nate> all on the floor
20:00 <TheRon> i anm not an animal
20:00 <TheRon> if we pick do we not bleed
21:00 <nate> TheRon hit da gym with me big boi!
21:00 <TheRon> i play lawn bowls
21:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE&index=5&list=RDMMYJVmu6yttiw
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love Views: 17,455,802 Uploader: RobertPalmerVEVO Uploaded: Dec 25, 2009 Duration: 3m56s Rating: 4.92
22:00 <TheRon> the power of love is a curious thing, make one man weep, make another man sing
24:00 <nate> grim dont leave me again
24:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: play much lawn bowls?
25:00 <Sunbeam> I don't play any lawn balls
25:00 <nate> on the news today they had hand me down rings, and the girl didnt like the family ring ;D
25:00 <TheRon> it's a great game
25:00 <nate> im not wearing that piece of crap:)
25:00 <Fez> go to the beach often sunbeam?
25:00 <nate> fair enough ;D
25:00 <Sunbeam> nope
25:00 <Fez> damn
25:00 <Sunbeam> prefer walking in the countryside
25:00 <Grim> wtf?
25:00 <Sunbeam> or climbing peaks
25:00 <TheRon> going to wimbeldon this year?
26:00 <nate> the beautiful grim!
26:00 <Grim> o h i see
26:00 <Sunbeam> no TheRon ....i prefer to play tennis....boring watching it
26:00 <nate> i only run after girls on bike tracks, hobby of mine :D
26:00 <nate> jokes!
26:00 <nate> now i sound like chris
26:00 <nate> lol
26:00 <Grim> you do
27:00 <nate> im fried!
27:00 <nate> haha
27:00 <Fez> up for a game of beach volleyball sunbeam?
27:00 <Grim> you are
27:00 <Grim> deep
27:00 <Sunbeam> volleyball i don't mind
27:00 <nate> grim thats it, deep fried smoke cod is nice
27:00 <nate> or smoked:o
27:00 <Grim> is it?
27:00 <Grim> never had fried cod
27:00 <nate> yeah batter it
27:00 <nate> then quick dip in the oil
27:00 <nate> salad and chips
28:00 <Grim> oh
28:00 <Grim> only ever had boliled
28:00 <Grim> boiled
28:00 <nate> have some lemon /lime on salad to cut thru the oil
28:00 <nate> yeah batter it, quick deep fried its awesome
28:00 <Grim> might be nice
29:00 <nate> fish in oil, tends to ruin the oil for future use
29:00 <Grim> had the best salmon last night
29:00 <nate> takes some time tho;l
29:00 <Grim> I know house stunk this morning
29:00 <nate> haha
29:00 <Grim> thought it was the wife looool
29:00 <TheRon> scotch and coke
29:00 <Grim> nah she not here
29:00 <nate> snap!
29:00 <Grim> yuk coke!
29:00 <TheRon> uptown funk
30:00 <Grim> Coke is for freaks
30:00 <nate> my mirc stopped working after 2thousand days
30:00 <nate> wanted me 2 pay
30:00 <TheRon> i'm too hot, hot damn, call the police and the fireman
30:00 <Grim> try another
30:00 <nate> u damn bastards:)
30:00 <nate> this icechat seems better
31:00 <Grim> I use Xchat
31:00 <Grim> forever
31:00 <nate> ohh xchat love it
31:00 <Grim> basic geeky shit
32:00 <TheRon> breasts!!!
32:00 <Grim> mmmmmmmmm tiiittiessss
32:00 <Grim> grapple
32:00 <nate> yeah this chat will always be stuck in the 90's ;D
32:00 <Grim> from behind
32:00 <nate> time warp baby!
32:00 <Fez> tribreasts!
32:00 <Grim> lets do the time warp again!
32:00 <TheRon> let's do the timewarp again!!!
32:00 <Grim> its just a step the left
32:00 <nate> les do the ugly chick again!
33:00 <Grim> and then a fuck to the right
33:00 <nate> or lets ;l
33:00 <Grim> lmao
33:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggWyUEuGcWY&list=RDMMYJVmu6yttiw&index=8
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: JoJo - Leave (Get Out) Official Music Video in Best Quality Available! HQ [2004] Views: 32,737,306 Uploader: Jake SG Steven Uploaded: Sep 2, 2010 Duration: 4m3s Rating: 4.10
33:00 <nate> u like jojo theron :D
33:00 <nate> shes 15 and full of emotions
33:00 <TheRon> bit young
33:00 <nate> now shes 35
34:00 <stompin> younge dumb and full of cum
34:00 <nate> lol
34:00 <nate> stompin didnt know u floated that way
34:00 <stompin> lol
35:00 <nate> i think i like barra the most, its always good
35:00 <stompin> man im stoaked my tv firmware upgraded with out fucking up my tv
35:00 <stompin> fingers crossed it fixes the switching on fault too if it does ill be pissed i didnt do it years ago
35:00 <nate> cool stompin what ya gonna watch?
36:00 <stompin> it now plays the x264 etc
36:00 <stompin> which it wouldnt do before
36:00 <nate> u play games on ya tv?
36:00 <stompin> nope
36:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY&index=10&list=RDMMYJVmu6yttiw
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bonnie Tyler - I Need a Hero (Lyrics) Views: 47,138,977 Uploader: Kobis11 Uploaded: Apr 24, 2008 Duration: 5m51s Rating: 4.90
36:00 <pajero> hey
37:00 <nate> stompin u ever play music in ya car that your embarrassed others might hear?
37:00 <pajero> lol
37:00 <nate> i need a hero isnt very manly
37:00 <nate> i would turn it down ;D
37:00 <nate> shhhh ;O
38:00 <Grim> one bottle gawn
38:00 <pajero> bottle of what
38:00 <nate> grim is on the muscle milk
38:00 <Grim> no
38:00 <Grim> whatever that is
38:00 <nate> yes carnt
38:00 <nate> u do what i say
38:00 <Grim> Red
39:00 <nate> http://blogs.bu.edu/sargentchoice/files/2011/04/musclemilk3.jpg
39:00 <nate> its just a protein drink
39:00 <nate> lol
39:00 <nate> funny how it has naturally and arifically flavoured
39:00 <nate> hahaha
40:00 <nate> talent ;O
40:00 <pajero> 28 n alone
40:00 <nate> artiporkchop flavoured
41:00 <nate> pajero, time 2 get to gym!
41:00 <pajero> lol
41:00 <pajero> true 
41:00 <nate> dont wear deodorant like my mate does and say its a man zone ;L
41:00 <pajero> haha
41:00 <nate> man zone u are allowed to stink
42:00 <nate> then go cardio will only effect my gains
42:00 <nate> and play on phone ;D
42:00 <nate> wooOop WOop!
43:00 <nate> pajero u on the tinder?
43:00 <nate> thats awesome
43:00 <nate> meat market
43:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9CjviJ5jsc&list=RDMMYJVmu6yttiw&index=11
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nicole Scherzinger - Wet Views: 37,729,939 Uploader: NScherzingerVEVO Uploaded: Aug 8, 2011 Duration: 3m54s Rating: 4.9
43:00 <nate> one for u pajero
44:00 <nate> 28 alone and now wet
47:00 <nate> well!
47:00 <nate> must be crying
00:00 <slinky_J> wooooo adventure time baby
00:00 <nate> come on over slinky_J!
01:00 <slinky_J> :P
17:00 <kon> #IStandForMercy :"(
17:00 <kon> may god rest thier souls
32:00 <slinky_J> and teh chickin wings done gone in me
59:00 <couleurs> yawn
00:00 <slinky_J> yoen
00:00 <TNT> pretty quiet
01:00 <kon> #IStandForMercy :"(
01:00 <kon> may god rest thier souls
02:00 <kon> praying for the bali 9 duo tonight
02:00 <couleurs> me 2
02:00 <kon> its fucked up hey
02:00 <kon> legalised murder
02:00 <slinky_J> fuck up kon
02:00 <couleurs> j/k got u
02:00 <slinky_J> lolz
02:00 <couleurs> who cares, they're criminals 
02:00 <kon> look at them, tey are 2 living human beings, who tried to smuggled herion
03:00 <kon> they dont deserve to die though
03:00 <kon> adrian bailey, who murdered and raped jill mahar'
03:00 <kon> he deserves to die
03:00 <slinky_J> well that's the law there
03:00 <kon> thats an example of someone who deserves dealth penalty
03:00 <couleurs> ur mom
04:00 <kon> well we should do more as a country to save them
04:00 <kon> we got SAS havent we??
04:00 <kon> fucken do a midnight raid
04:00 <kon> obama did that with this navy seals in pakistan to get bin laden
05:00 <couleurs> #taylerswift2k14
08:00 <amsy> hi cc !
08:00 <amsy> just got in trouble for messaging dad because his corn flakes are going soggy 
08:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !
08:00 <slinky_J> SAS to save two convicted drug smugglers
09:00 <couleurs> naughty.
09:00 <amsy> lol :'(
09:00 <couleurs> ya good 1 slinky_J u tell that dum fuk
09:00 <couleurs> boo hoo save 2 worthless idiets their humens
09:00 <slinky_J> lol
09:00 <couleurs> who cares let me shoot them
09:00 <couleurs> between da eyez
09:00 <couleurs> xD
11:00 <slinky_J> lmaoz
11:00 <kon> no slinky_J, SAS to save 2 australian lives.
12:00 <kon> if we as a nation dont back up our own citizens, then who will??
12:00 <kon> whats the SAS stand for? Special Australian Service
12:00 <Kynetic> what does SAS stand for
12:00 <Kynetic> umm
12:00 <kon> these are 2 Australians who are about to be killed by a foreign country
13:00 <kon> its a bloody act of war if ya ask me.
13:00 <Kynetic> Special Air Service
13:00 <Kynetic> if we sent the SAS to extract them, THAT would be considered an act of war
14:00 <kon> then just send them over under over without the australian uniforms
14:00 <kon> and then have the govt just deny any involvment 
14:00 <Loof> heroin dealers are murderers
14:00 <Loof> fuck em
14:00 <Kynetic> you realise the indonesian army is bigger than ours.. right?
14:00 <kon> the CIA have been pulling off shit like this for decades
15:00 <kon> yeah but we've got america and england to support us if it ever came to war.
15:00 <Kynetic> if it was in their interests to do so.. sure.
15:00 <kon> and plus, these daysd warfare isnt about how many soldiers u got in your army
15:00 <kon> its about how many drones and missles u got
15:00 <kon> and how sophisticated your computer systems in controlling them are
16:00 <kon> which i think its safe to say, we are much farther ahead of indonesia in those regards
19:00 <fawks> GET A FUKN CRICKET BAT UP YA
21:00 <Loof> how's ur ankle fawks?
22:00 <slinky_J> http://i57.tinypic.com/27zg1af.jpg
22:00 <fawks> Its still sore but the swelling is coming down a bit phew
22:00 <slinky_J> kon a pic of ur best friends http://i57.tinypic.com/27zg1af.jpg
22:00 <Loof> cool :)
23:00 <amsy> the black guy reminds me of coach from new girl
24:00 <slinky_J> yeah no straight guy watches new girl
24:00 <slinky_J> so i have no idea who ur on about
24:00 <Maurice> I love Damon Wayans
24:00 <amsy> yeah its one of the wayans
24:00 <slinky_J> uno damon wayans was born with club foot
24:00 <fawks> EXCUSE ME.AMSY
24:00 <fawks> YOU ARE NOT ASLEP U LYING THRD
25:00 <amsy> lol i tried for a bit
25:00 <Loof> try harder
25:00 <fawks> I've been singing to craig when I could have been serenading u
25:00 <fawks> lmao
25:00 <amsy> but people leaning over me to open doors
25:00 <amsy> LOL
25:00 <amsy> i cant really listen :(
25:00 <fawks> God
25:00 <fawks> Good
25:00 <fawks> We waited 10 years for the recent episode of the following to load
26:00 <fawks> And turns out I loaded the last ep
26:00 <fawks> Rofl
26:00 <fawks> He's like YOIRE FUCKONG SHIT
26:00 <fawks> Rofllll
26:00 <amsy> lmao
26:00 <fawks> Now I'm trying to load the new one
26:00 <amsy> suck it craig
26:00 <fawks> Feck 
26:00 <Loof> craig deoreo?
26:00 <fawks> Lol.no
26:00 <fawks> Craig degay
27:00 <amsy> lol
27:00 <Loof> hurry up and brew tea
27:00 <fawks> Don't rush me
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <amsy> i want tea
28:00 <amsy> what kind?
28:00 <Loof> i always want tea
28:00 <Loof> black
28:00 <fawks> Racist 
28:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <Kynetic> earl grey thanks
28:00 <Loof> do you put milk with earl grey?
28:00 <Kynetic> i do
28:00 <Loof> cool
29:00 <fawks> Cos I'm wwaaantedddd dead or alliiivveeee
29:00 <fawks> Yeheehyeahh
30:00 <Loof> barbarbar bar bar bar bar bar bow
30:00 <simba> cos im a cowboy
31:00 <Loof> that rides a donkeyyyy
31:00 <amsy> hey exem
31:00 <xm> ey aimsy
32:00 <Loof> fair sexy legs aimsy
32:00 <xm> nah i say amsy in my head
32:00 <xm> it makes sense coz the start of your nick has to rhyme with ur name
32:00 <fawks> Wut
33:00 <xm> prawn dumplings yum
33:00 <Loof> going to be so sad if i run out of toilet paper
34:00 <Loof> stupid runs for a week
34:00 <simba> use tissues
34:00 <Loof> yep
34:00 <Loof> might for the runs too
35:00 <xm> a tip an IRC person once gave was spray fabric softener on newspaper the night before
35:00 <Loof> was it Pieter?
35:00 <xm> nah, some other loon
35:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <xm> Pieter doesnt use toilet paper for the simple reason he doesnt shit at all. he's a God remember
36:00 <Loof> rofl
37:00 <simba> he's into jenkem
37:00 <xm> it's unsexy to do poops
37:00 <Loof> oh god nate what crawled up your ass and died :P
37:00 <xm> fair jenkem m8
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <xm> give the battler a fair go
38:00 <Loof> vb is expensive yo
38:00 <nate> loof showers in vb
39:00 <Loof> i wish that had of been funny
39:00 <Loof> *sigh*
39:00 <xm> hey i started that. i perforate a VB can with 100 holes and then put it on top of me
39:00 <simba> vb is gross
39:00 <Loof> ^
39:00 <Loof> tastes like paint
39:00 <nate> loof bathes in vb!
39:00 <Loof> ok this moron is going to my ignore
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <nate> yay for vb!
40:00 <nate> loof is hard to please ladies
41:00 <nate> line up!
41:00 <simba> nate how many words do you think you could type in a minute with your keyboard unplugged
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <nate> dog cat bird, i'd say 3:)
42:00 <Loof> is nate like 12
42:00 <Loof> or retarded?
42:00 <xm> nate you were suppposed to be a smartarse and say it was bluetooth or wireless
42:00 <couleurs> nate's me mate 
43:00 <Loof> nate isn't the brightest
43:00 <nate> xm u want me to use my brain, toilet humour is all i have :D
43:00 <Loof> that would have required a brain
43:00 <nate> see ;D loof knows me
44:00 <Loof> c'mon tea c'mon c'mon
45:00 <nate> loof can talk about something with substance ;D
45:00 <amsy> clever xm :)
45:00 <nate> like the runs
46:00 <Loof> or use the pietermeth equivelent; notooth
46:00 <xm> but i still like simba's question. it is very zen buddhist and makes you reflect on the deeper things rather than poop humour
46:00 <Loof> hey TheWeebo
46:00 <Loof> sup
47:00 <xm> next time the dalai lama is in town ill stump him with it
47:00 <xm> wise you are
48:00 <Loof> when is lucas going to retire
48:00 <Loof> the star wars movies are getting worse and worse
49:00 <xm> he probably stopped working years ago and just passes on scripts written by others as his own
49:00 <simba> he doesnt even do them anymore
49:00 <Loof> ah i see
49:00 <nate> joss wheldon doing this one
49:00 <simba> blame disney 4 everything
49:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <xm> Disney did ruin Clone Wars the cartoon after buying them out
50:00 <nate> xm yeah everyone was waiting for the final ep then nothing right?
50:00 <simba> new star wars trailers dont even look like star wars they look one dimensional 
51:00 <xm> i heard they got TAFE students to do it
51:00 <Loof> rofl
51:00 <xm> whoa my brother just bought me deodourant
51:00 <Loof> cert 3'ers
51:00 <xm> i hope he's not hinting that i stink
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <couleurs> yum what flava
51:00 <xm> LYNX BLACK
51:00 <Loof> noice m8
52:00 <TNT> black lol
52:00 <xm> i wanted the special edition Jenkem Flavour but Pieter hogged them all in his trolleys
52:00 <Loof> ROFL!!!
52:00 <Loof> oh god cant breath
52:00 <couleurs> that's ray cyst
52:00 <simba> pieter + lynx + purposefully holding his phone out with his fb page on it so da ladies can add him = sexXXxxy
53:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <xm> with bluetooth headphones
53:00 <TNT> blue teef
54:00 <TNT> everything's blue these days
54:00 <TNT> everyone's got the blues
54:00 <Doodle> i've got the greens
55:00 <TNT> u got moss growin?
55:00 <StrykerX> ASLold news
55:00 <StrykerX> Old*
55:00 <Doodle> yes
55:00 <TNT> lol
56:00 <simba> ASL
57:00 <lumeah2> Blueberrie moss? 
58:00 <Doodle> sure
59:00 <lumeah2> Cool 
59:00 <TNT> lumeah2, 20 bux fo u to bring me some coke around :P
59:00 <lumeah2> 20!
00:00 <lumeah2> Pardon? 
00:00 <TNT> ye
00:00 <lumeah2> Million ill consider.. 
00:00 <simba> trying the slinky j tactic
00:00 <TNT> fckn greedy biatch
01:00 <lumeah2> Uhuh... 
01:00 <lumeah2> Gonna boss me?  Pay for it. 
01:00 <TNT> u know that greed is bad ye?
01:00 <slinky_J> the what
02:00 <slinky_J> lol
02:00 <TNT> ppl get busted for certain things when they get greedy
02:00 <lumeah2> Hi slinky_J 
02:00 <slinky_J> whats the slinky j tactic ehehehe
02:00 <slinky_J> sup lume
03:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
04:00 <slinky_J> when do i do what tnt said
04:00 <slinky_J> :/
05:00 <nate> Dugnuts love ya!
06:00 <Dugnuts> thanks for that shudder nate
06:00 <Dugnuts> needed it
07:00 <nate> cool i have done well!
07:00 <slinky_J> done a poo
07:00 <nate> i gave loof a vb shower and bath and now Dugnuts a shudder!
08:00 <nate> wOOpie!
08:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij_0p_6qTss&list=RDMMYJVmu6yttiw&index=27&spfreload=1
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Selena Gomez - The Heart Wants What It Wants (Official Video) Views: 214,314,851 Uploader: SelenaGomezVEVO Uploaded: Nov 6, 2014 Duration: 4m36s Rating: 4.86
08:00 <nate> enjoy Dugnuts :D
08:00 <nate> haha
08:00 <Dugnuts> tyo
09:00 <TheRiddler> http://explosm.net/comics/3909
09:00 <couleurs> gr8 song
10:00 <Dugnuts> shower tiiiime
11:00 <simba> see u there bro
12:00 <Doodle> :o
13:00 <couleurs> LeTs GeT RiDiCULoUs
14:00 <Doodle> already am
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Eveninnnnng
18:00 <TheRiddler> waffles
18:00 <TheRiddler> hai superfunhappyslide
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hi TheRiddler
18:00 <TheRiddler> would you like some waffles
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> You offering waffles
18:00 <TheRiddler> yes
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hells YEH
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> With some honnnnay
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ohhhh honnnnay
19:00 <TheRiddler> I'll see what I can find lol
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
19:00 <TheRiddler> I'm having them with mixed berries in sauce n ice-cram
19:00 <TheRiddler> *cream
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yummeh
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> I had Indian for dinner
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> And now I keep burping up vindaloo
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> Mouf is on fire
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> some ice-cream would help there
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
20:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
20:00 <simba> rum n raisin
20:00 <slinky_J> oer i can feel teh munchez comin
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
20:00 <TheRiddler> rum n coconut
21:00 <TheRiddler> I only have vanilla
21:00 <TheRiddler> cookies n cream
21:00 <TheRiddler> it's connoisseur brand
21:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh there's a nice Coles one
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> Coconut and run
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> Rum
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> But it's in a stick
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> With chocolate coating
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ermagawd
22:00 <TheRiddler> sounds nice
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's awesome-o
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh it's really good
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> And has bits of shredded coconut through it as well
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> Tasty times
23:00 <TheRiddler> cool
23:00 <TheRiddler> I will have to look for it saturday
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> There's a peanut butter one too but eh
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> Coconut better
24:00 <TheRiddler> yep
25:00 <TheRiddler> I tried the peanut butter 1
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's ok
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> Not bad
25:00 <TheRiddler> you can get peanut butter ice cream topping 
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh ok
25:00 <TheRiddler> so much better
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like ice magic?
26:00 <TheRiddler> nah
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
26:00 <TheRiddler> it's a syrup 1
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> I like ice magic lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> it's reece's brand
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ohh
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Right
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> I've seen that stuff
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> And also the fluffy stuff
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> I think it's called fluff
28:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Marshmallow in a jar
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sugar overkill
28:00 <TheRiddler> that stuff is ok
28:00 <TheRiddler> yep
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh lol
29:00 <superfunhappyslide> Actually the fluff stuff not as bad as the Reece's stuff
29:00 <superfunhappyslide> Both yumski
29:00 <TheRiddler> yep
29:00 <simba> reece's pieces on medium rare steak ;~)
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wha
30:00 <superfunhappyslide> On steak
31:00 <doled_out> where the fuck is pieter?
31:00 <TokenDaRing> doled_out: he rage quit austnet
31:00 <TheRiddler> he OD'd
31:00 <doled_out> naaaaaa
32:00 <doled_out> yeah naaa naaa naa naa naa mate
32:00 <slinky_J> man Good Game has me wanting Mortal Kombat X
32:00 <simba> the dole
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> I have it
32:00 <simba> dole bludgers
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> Teehee
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> Special edition
32:00 <slinky_J> nice
32:00 <slinky_J> just looks like one id really enjoy
33:00 <TheRiddler> cool
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh it's cool
33:00 <TheRiddler> do you play many games?
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> Not so many
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> Husband is a gamer
33:00 <TheRiddler> are you into anime?
33:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
33:00 <slinky_J> what was that fighter where you were half man half cheetah?
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> But I really like all the mortal Kombat stuff
33:00 <slinky_J> im 4 streetfighter
33:00 <slinky_J> :P
33:00 <slinky_J> loved the last one
34:00 <Doodle> altered beast
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ahh
34:00 <doled_out> somebody give me a fucken advance payment 
34:00 <slinky_J> lol he's wolf
34:00 <couleurs> yeh let's get teh new mortal kombo n irc fite 2 da deaf
34:00 <simba> King is the guy with the tiger head
34:00 <Doodle> oh
34:00 <doled_out> this cunt is fucked!
34:00 <Doodle> well it was 20 years ago
34:00 <slinky_J> haha
34:00 <doled_out> CUNTS FUCKED
34:00 <TheRiddler> do what pieter does and sell broken goods
34:00 <slinky_J> this game was on snes i reckon
34:00 <doled_out> what dole_day
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> I loved Nintendo
34:00 <Doodle> alteres cheetah
34:00 <doled_out> foot
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> So much
34:00 <Doodle> altered
34:00 <slinky_J> lovin this new assassins creed chronicle
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Gonna take puppy for a walk
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> He's too g'd
35:00 <doled_out> mate
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ciaoski
35:00 <TheRiddler> cya
35:00 <doled_out> where's dad
36:00 <Doodle> altered puppy
36:00 <slinky_J> really got munchez mad
36:00 <doled_out> fit
37:00 <slinky_J> oh mang doco on abc about alice in wonderland and it's auther
37:00 <slinky_J> author
37:00 <slinky_J> AU_Thor
37:00 <slinky_J> worst gamertag ever
39:00 <steven_> ahaha
39:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_YPmgamRto
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DooM II Music - Map 9 - Into Sandy's City by Nemistade Views: 53,258 Uploader: Nemistade Uploaded: Dec 4, 2013 Duration: 4m31s Rating: 4.100
39:00 <slinky_J> some dudes nick was NoOrphansAllowed
39:00 <slinky_J> or some shit
39:00 <slinky_J> steven_ those young cunts are creative with GTs
43:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: doom 2 music is p good
44:00 <couleurs> my psn is 1coolmuffadukka99
44:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: I thought your psn was Iliketochugcocks
45:00 <couleurs> no that's yours!!!!!
45:00 <couleurs> Hahahah!!!!!
45:00 <TokenDaRing> jokes on you, I don't even have PSN
45:00 <simba> thats ur dads gmail password lol
45:00 <TokenDaRing> hey simba matre
45:00 <TokenDaRing> how was work today/
46:00 <simba> not telling 
46:00 <StrykerX> LOL
46:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
46:00 <StrykerX> Simba doesn't work
46:00 <TokenDaRing> might take you a while to make that up, simba, huh?
46:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <simba> look at these faggots take off 
47:00 <steven_> hahahaha
47:00 <TokenDaRing> simba's world view: work? Other people do that right?!
48:00 <steven_> hawhawhawhaw
48:00 <TokenDaRing> whats the matter simba? You like to give it but can't take it?
48:00 <couleurs> y every1 a Loof 2 night 4
48:00 <simba> calm down TokenDaRing if u have a problem with someone take it 2 PM
49:00 <slinky_J> is playstation NOW up n running?
50:00 <StrykerX> Nothing beats a nap after work
50:00 <StrykerX> You wake up so refreshed.
50:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: hey, when is fathers day, do you know?
50:00 <StrykerX> Sept 6th
50:00 <TokenDaRing> ahh
50:00 <TokenDaRing> good, gives me a while to think of a present then for the old man
51:00 <TokenDaRing> should probably call him up this weekend, been a bit busy
51:00 <TokenDaRing> see how he is
51:00 <StrykerX> Yup
51:00 <StrykerX> I'm going to take my old man out
51:00 <simba> get him a new password
51:00 <StrykerX> Few beers, meal
51:00 <StrykerX> Good times. :)
52:00 <simba> have u been planning mothers day 5 months in advance too
52:00 <simba> like fathers day wtf
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
53:00 <StrykerX> Why not, simba?
53:00 <StrykerX> It's called showing respect for your father.
53:00 <simba> what about your mother
53:00 <simba> were you planning that in january
53:00 <steven_> hahahaa
53:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: you ok mate?
54:00 <TokenDaRing> what do you do for fathers day, simba?
54:00 <simba> get on my knees
54:00 <simba> like a good son
54:00 <slinky_J> LOL
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
57:00 <TNT> ?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> simba, i think you're forgetting that this is irc - there is no logic here 
58:00 <simba> thank u kate my link to the real world
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
00:00 <bonky> Maybe cat logic
01:00 <Loof> yawn
01:00 <bonky> We're losig the crowd
02:00 <simba> burritos
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no pass
04:00 <simba> what r u insane
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> slightly, yeah
06:00 <simba> me 2
11:00 <simba> bye TheRon
20:00 <slinky_J> NOOO
20:00 <slinky_J> JUST LIKE REAL WAR
21:00 <slinky_J> n then i respawn n im chill
23:00 <TNT> hmmmmmm
24:00 <slinky_J> got ne ting to munch on?
32:00 <mamak> you ever had the roadies?
33:00 <TNT> the "are nots" line here in sydney where Arnoots used to be, on the West Ryde/Meadowbank line
33:00 <TNT> errrr Arnotts*
34:00 <TNT> 3 train lines vertically and 3 train lines horizontally, the diff between east n west
37:00 <slinky_J> hi mamak wtf is a mamak
37:00 <slinky_J> ffs
38:00 <mamak> yes TNT
38:00 <mamak> arnotts factory actually at north strathfield
38:00 <mamak> big SAO sign
39:00 <TNT> yep
39:00 <TNT> that line goes past where it used to be
42:00 <mamak> yes indeed it does
42:00 <mamak> the red line
43:00 <mamak> north suburbs through to hornsby via epping
43:00 <TNT> ye, and the north shore line is also red
44:00 <mamak> the north shore line was yellow if you talking about milsons point to pymble via chatswood
44:00 <TNT> but if u're comin down from the north shore, then one line goes back to Hornsby via West Ryde n the other to Penrith, both red lines
45:00 <mamak> yes
45:00 <mamak> yes!
46:00 <IStandForMercy> if indonesia executes andrew and myran tonight
46:00 <IStandForMercy> i vow to boycott bali
46:00 <IStandForMercy> and indonesia forever.
46:00 <Loof> simba
47:00 <Serenity> zzzzzzzzz
47:00 <IStandForMercy> anyone here know any indonesians?
47:00 <Loof> i'm sure bali will survive without your newstart semen
48:00 <IStandForMercy> hows your fat wife doin loof?
49:00 <mamak> they will be killed
49:00 <mamak> all will be over
50:00 <Loof> ty :)
51:00 <Serenity> lol wtf is that ban
56:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/YHG4yqh.jpg
56:00 <couleurs> u dam rite
57:00 <TNT> is that u playin couleurs?
57:00 <TNT> is that ur lonely gf takin the pic also?
58:00 <couleurs> yea chek out my drum kit bro xD
58:00 <TNT> hehe
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
59:00 <TNT> I'll come over n play fifa with u and introduce myself to ur mrs
59:00 <simba> chek out dem pins
59:00 <simba> probably a tranny
01:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))))
03:00 <TNT> I'll give yah 100 bux in 20's for u to buy ur ultimate fifa stuff in exchange for an hour with ur mrs
05:00 <couleurs> i don't really like ultimate team 
05:00 <TNT> I meant to buy wat u'd want rather
06:00 <TNT> fifa wise
08:00 <couleurs> prizza!!!!!!!
09:00 <simba> snacks
09:00 <simba> Mild Chicken Curry
11:00 <TNT> ah, wednesday already tomoz
13:00 <stompin> i want a butter chicken pizza
13:00 <faux> payin fo zah nets
14:00 <stompin> paying ya mumma
14:00 <TNT> wat abt zah nets?
15:00 <TNT> I'll pay u to make me the best u can muster in a kebab fo meh, true Lebanese style
16:00 <faux> I'll pay you to put a noose to good use
16:00 <faux> fo meh
16:00 <faux> payin fo zah nets
17:00 <TNT> ye ok, I'll save the noose fo the next hero to be on austnet
18:00 <simba> payin fo zah nets
18:00 <TNT> and I'll tell em that it's courtesy of faux, she really really hates tewls on austnet
26:00 <TNT> since I left here (this area in like 92-ish) they moved the original post office here to some other street around the corner, though the exchange is still where the post office used to be, anyways they put in some powertool shop and they have a big sign out the front sayin "SYDNEY TOOLS" I wanna go in and ask em if they're the sydney tools hehe
28:00 <Serenity> have i got someone on ignore? who is this idiot talking to
28:00 <British^Meat> heyyyyy
28:00 <British^Meat> is saemon perbanned?
29:00 <Serenity> he is on a ban on site program
30:00 <Mew> oooo a program
30:00 <TNT> have they got u on ignore, who r u talkin to?
30:00 <faux> SRS bzns
30:00 <simba> im banned
30:00 <Mew> next step internet jail
30:00 <faux> band4lyf
31:00 <faux> .
31:00 <faux> slut
31:00 <Serenity> cunt
31:00 <faux> Fu
31:00 <faux> I'm already crippled
31:00 <Serenity> noufu
31:00 <faux> It took me like 297 hours to hang the washing today 
31:00 <faux> Cos I had to sit down every minute
31:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <simba> u should get a highchair
32:00 <simba> .
32:00 <Serenity> im so excited the new place we're looking at has a proper clothes line
32:00 <faux> Not cos I'm short u poop
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <faux> It feels like there's a tiny heart beating in my foot
32:00 <faux> Nice sez
32:00 <faux> goodluck
32:00 <TheRiddler> did you get any new meds
32:00 <TheRiddler> or such
32:00 <Serenity> STOP EATING WAFFLES ASHLEY
32:00 <TheRiddler> heat rub
33:00 <faux> Never stop eating them don't listen to her
33:00 <simba> beating hearts baby
33:00 <Serenity> im just jealous i dont have waffles
33:00 <Serenity> tbh
33:00 <faux> Buy some
33:00 <TheRiddler> I have bounty ice-creams too
33:00 <faux> Nannas
33:00 <faux> From woolies
33:00 <Serenity> i might next time i do shopping
33:00 <Mew> you have what now
34:00 <TheRiddler> do you still do shopping online?
34:00 <Serenity> nah havent for a while
34:00 <faux> Who
34:00 <Mew> bounty do a fucking ice cream?!?
34:00 <faux> Oh
34:00 <TheRiddler> oh
34:00 <TheRiddler> yes
34:00 <Mew> goodbye diet
34:00 <TheRiddler> just like mars n snickers
34:00 <Serenity> i like to chose my veggies and meat and thats mostly what i buy
34:00 <TheRiddler> n twix
34:00 <faux> i like to chose
34:00 <TheRiddler> waiting on m&m ice cream
35:00 <TheRiddler> that would be nice
35:00 <faux> Waiting on ya mum
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <Mew> I want a salad so bad right now
35:00 <faux> Me too
35:00 <faux> Grilled haloumi
35:00 <faux> Croutons
35:00 <Serenity> have a dick salad
35:00 <Mew> mmmmmm
35:00 <faux> Olives
35:00 <TheRiddler> I had salad n chicken tenders tonight
35:00 <Mew> Cranberry stuffff
35:00 <faux> Cherry tomatoes
35:00 <TheRiddler> toss the salad
35:00 <Mew> So nice with haloumi
36:00 <faux> haven't tried cranver
36:00 <faux> Uh
36:00 <faux> Lmao
36:00 <faux> Cranberry 
36:00 <faux> W haloumi 
36:00 <faux> CRANVER
36:00 <Mew> Do try it - Dilmah
36:00 <TheRiddler> fruit salad
36:00 <faux> mmm gimme
36:00 <TheRiddler> I have dilmah tea
36:00 <Serenity> i effing love fruit salad
36:00 <TheRiddler> because twinings is shit
36:00 <faux> I could smash an entire watermelon rn
36:00 <faux> Lipton
36:00 <TheRiddler> lipton is ok
37:00 <faux> Urok
37:00 <simba> dude ur in
37:00 <Serenity> in in
37:00 <stompin> i could smash some butter chicken pies
37:00 <stompin> or butter chicken pizza
37:00 <faux> Sez
37:00 <faux> I made potato chips tonight 
37:00 <TheRiddler> in like finn
37:00 <faux> In the miccy
38:00 <Serenity> howd they turn out
38:00 <TheRiddler> nice
38:00 <faux> Really good
38:00 <faux> Check my insta lol
38:00 <Serenity> om nom
39:00 <Serenity> i dont think we're friends on insta..
39:00 <faux> We are
40:00 <Serenity> the fuck man i swear i went through my list 3 times
40:00 <superfunhappyslide> Butter chicken pies???
40:00 <Serenity> and didnt find your name
40:00 <faux> odd
40:00 <TNT> wannah be friends wif meh? U pick zah site n I'll see u there
40:00 <Serenity> they look so crunchy??
40:00 <faux> Yeah they were 
40:00 <faux> I put em for an extra min
40:00 <Serenity> no one wants to be your friend TNT go away ralph wiggum
40:00 <faux> So good
41:00 <TNT> lol
41:00 <faux> How dare you compare him to Ralph 
41:00 <faux> I love Ralph 
41:00 <Serenity> couldnt think of anyone else tbh
41:00 <TNT> I meant I'll see u there lol, like mabbeh nawt
41:00 <Serenity> im so effing tired
41:00 <slinky_J> so rekt
42:00 <slinky_J> movie?
42:00 <faux> I left the skin on too
42:00 <faux> So they were nommy
42:00 <Serenity> now i want chips haha
42:00 <faux> Lol
42:00 <faux> Make some
42:00 <faux> So easy
42:00 <Serenity> how did you do it
42:00 <faux> And at least u csn control teh salt
42:00 <faux> Thinly sliced a baby potato 
42:00 <Serenity> and no fat too
42:00 <faux> Andnsoaked in vinegar for a bit
43:00 <faux> Then I dipped my.finger in oil abd just rubbed a plate so they don't stick 
43:00 <faux> Put them separately  on the plate. Microwave for 3-5 mins
43:00 <faux> Then lightly salt them
43:00 <faux> When they're done
43:00 <faux> Heaps of YouTube vids
43:00 <faux> If u wanna look it up
43:00 <Serenity> hnnggg yum
43:00 <Serenity> i might do some tomorrow
43:00 <Serenity> if i eat potato now ill get heartburn
44:00 <faux> Yay lemme know how they turn out
44:00 <faux> Lol okies
44:00 <Serenity> im finding not eating after6-7 helps not get heartburn
44:00 <faux> Yeah
44:00 <faux> Good plan
44:00 <TNT> u sound wrecked
44:00 <faux> .
45:00 <Serenity> you sound like a retard
45:00 <TNT> lol
45:00 <faux> I'm off to bedski
45:00 <faux> gN sez
45:00 <Serenity> night night fowze x
45:00 <TNT> nite lurveleh \o
45:00 <faux> :*
45:00 <faux> .
48:00 <TNT> so much else new apart from insults?
49:00 <TNT> and where is Bastardly_One these days?
50:00 <amsy> dead
50:00 <amsy> jk
50:00 <TNT> gettin a new ip?
50:00 <TNT> a new wallet?
51:00 <simba> who gives a f**************
53:00 <TNT> I wannah brand new white IBM branded lappy with a new "clean" os, not this fckn Lenovo takeover with fckn win 8.1 with all crap all over it
53:00 <amsy> old thinkpads were great
54:00 <TNT> ye this is a ThinkPad
54:00 <TNT> jus not quite wat it should be
54:00 <slinky_J> i have six bars of kitkat
54:00 <TheRiddler> there is no ibm laptop
54:00 <slinky_J> where is the spatchcock?
56:00 <TNT> like I uninstalled all the drivers and shit off the HDD and turned off everything and disabled all the "would u like to send to MS" bs switches and jus kept the OS on its own with windows defender disabled and updates turned off
56:00 <TNT> I jus have the bare OS not bs cluttered on top of wat should be a clean IBM machine
56:00 <slinky_J> this is bliss
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