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00:00 <Taco> I comission this taco freedom
00:00 <Serenity> ewww
00:00 <Serenity> have you asked plivent to get you that new job yet taco
00:00 <Serenity> i heard hes the go to
00:00 <Taco> nah I don't want it
01:00 <Taco> the pay is shit for the responsibility and hours
01:00 <Serenity> oh fairo
01:00 <Kynetic> being a cop would be gr8
01:00 <Kynetic> all that bribe monehs
01:00 <Loof> and drugs
01:00 <Taco> nah the pay is shit for the responsibility and hours
01:00 <Loof> lots and lots of free drugs
01:00 <Kynetic> and drug monehs from the dealers who dont pay up
01:00 <Loof> yeah
01:00 <Taco> I'm thinking about retiring
01:00 <Taco> like in a year or two
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, are you drunk yet?
02:00 <Taco> nope, I had a nap
02:00 <Kynetic> Taco is retiring from being an alcoholic
02:00 <Kynetic> just.. not yet.
02:00 <Taco> Yeah! Not yet!
02:00 <Loof> maybe next lifetime
02:00 <Loof> he'll get there
02:00 <Kynetic> next liver
02:00 <Kynetic> he'll give up
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> guess i'll be googling cock pics again
02:00 <Kynetic> why katatonic_kate01
03:00 <amsy> lol
03:00 <Kynetic> do you love a big hairy cock?
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <Taco> Retire to a liver transplant
03:00 <Taco> From the black market
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> big hairy cocks
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh…. depends
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> on my mood
03:00 <Kynetic> Taco it'll be from a chinese prisoner
03:00 <Kynetic> if its on the black market
03:00 <Serenity> i want fried rice
03:00 <Doodle> wouldnt that make it the yellow market
03:00 <Taco> thats okay, I'm not wacist
03:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Loof> yeah i thought black market was just niggers
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have yellow skin yet
04:00 <Doodle> maybe its the beef and black bean market
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Kynetic> yellow eyes come first katatonic_kate01
04:00 <Serenity> shitty wok market
04:00 <Taco> You know what sux
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i assume he is past that stage
04:00 <Kynetic> welcome to shitty wok
04:00 <Doodle> u wan de shitty beef
04:00 <Loof> i love how when it's asians racsism is ok
04:00 <Taco> I got a letter from the bank saying they're only going to pay 1.25% interest on my savings account
05:00 <Taco> Cause I've exceeded quarter of a mill
05:00 <Maurice> Thats coz azns don't have real feelings
05:00 <Maurice> Everyone knows that
05:00 <Loof> what a world
05:00 <Taco> Life is so fucking hard aye
05:00 <Kynetic> Taco you need to diversify your holdings
05:00 <Kynetic> you obviously dont have that much in the bank
05:00 <Kynetic> because anyone who did wouldnt keep it in the bank
05:00 <Taco> Yeah, if I keep it between 200 & 250k, I'll get 2.5%
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's irc
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course he does
05:00 <Kynetic> woops
06:00 <Kynetic> sorry katatonic_kate01 i forgot
06:00 <Kynetic> we're all dreamers here
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
06:00 <Serenity> im dreaming of dick pics flooding my pm
06:00 <Doodle> sezz its not last night
06:00 <Serenity> :(
06:00 <Kynetic> fancy a game of croquet Doodle?
06:00 <Doodle> is that code
06:00 <amsy> croquet is fun
06:00 <Serenity> i hope so
06:00 <Doodle> me too
06:00 <Kynetic> ill have the servants fetch some more cognac
07:00 <Doodle> amsy dont be gay
07:00 <Kynetic> amsy just wants to play 'croquet' with us
07:00 <amsy> haha it is though...
07:00 <amsy> wait
07:00 <Doodle> o/`
07:00 <amsy> whats the code?????
07:00 <Doodle> sex
07:00 <Doodle> on the grass
07:00 <Maurice> Gay sex
07:00 <amsy> no :(
07:00 <Doodle> obv
07:00 <Kynetic> amsy no need to worry
07:00 <Kynetic> just bring lube
07:00 <Maurice> Under their parasols
07:00 <Doodle> and a tarp
07:00 <Kynetic> shit nearly forgot the tarp
08:00 <amsy> ill just watch the croquet match then
08:00 <Kynetic> make sure its a heavy duty one
08:00 <Kynetic> none of that $2 shit from bunnings
08:00 <Doodle> lol chicken
08:00 <Doodle> oh wait dont forget the chicken
08:00 <amsy> haha
08:00 <Kynetic> nah all good i got the chicken covered
08:00 <Doodle> i bet
08:00 <Doodle> say no more
09:00 <Doodle> i think amsy has gone to vomit now
09:00 <Doodle> sorry
09:00 <amsy> lol
09:00 <Kynetic> no shes gone to find the lube
09:00 <Kynetic> and wondering where shes gonna get a tarp at this time of night
09:00 <Doodle> olawd
09:00 <Doodle> the morgue
09:00 <amsy> hah
09:00 <amsy> easy
09:00 <Doodle> lube from the maternity ward
10:00 <amsy> goes****
10:00 <Kynetic> damn
10:00 <Kynetic> now im all out of chips
10:00 <amsy> i wish i had chips...
10:00 <Kynetic> i dont even have any more
10:00 <Serenity> why is there lube in the maternity ward
10:00 <Serenity> o.O
10:00 <Doodle> to lube up all the yummy mummies
10:00 <Doodle> der
10:00 <Kynetic> Serenity so the doctor can stick his fingers up inside cunts?
11:00 <Serenity> pff they dont use lube
11:00 <Doodle> well FUCK sarah i dont have a VAGINA how am i SUPPOSED to know
11:00 <Doodle> jesus
11:00 <Doodle> christ
11:00 <Serenity> jeepers calm down
11:00 <Doodle> i am clam
11:00 <Kynetic> ooh clam
11:00 <Doodle> pun intended
11:00 <Serenity> <
11:00 <Doodle> i bet
11:00 <Kynetic> you know it brother
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Serenity> i want a Kynetic and Doodle sandwich
12:00 <Kynetic> you mean you want a Serenity sandwich?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want an eric and bill sandwich 
12:00 <Kynetic> with Kynetic and doodle as the bread?
12:00 <Serenity> yes that
12:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
12:00 <Doodle> where is your husband
12:00 <Kynetic> as long as i get the boob side
12:00 <Serenity> over there
12:00 <Kynetic> he can watch
12:00 <Maurice> I'm sure Serenity would prefer one of you guys as the filling too
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Doodle> D:
12:00 <Maurice> I'd watch that
13:00 <Kynetic> yes but youre a dirty bitch Maurice
13:00 <Doodle> ^
13:00 <Maurice> How dare you
13:00 <Kynetic> you'd watch almost anything
13:00 <Kynetic> harder!
13:00 <Maurice> Gloves..
13:00 <Maurice> -s
13:00 <Doodle> omg
13:00 <Doodle> 45 mins til the f1 is on
13:00 <Kynetic> you know i like it to at least leave a mark
13:00 <Serenity> i can tell when im being to grotty on here
13:00 <Serenity> someone brings up my husband haha
13:00 <Doodle> yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
13:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
13:00 <Doodle> i always tell you off for being grotty
14:00 <Kynetic> Serenity would have to be literally sucking my dick before i even thought of her husband
14:00 <Maurice> LOL
14:00 <Serenity> someone did it last night too i cant remember who
14:00 <Kynetic> and even then id be like.. 
14:00 <Serenity> 'arent you married'
14:00 <Maurice> You'd.. think of her husband while shes blowing you?
14:00 <Doodle> cos i am such a little queeny strop
14:00 <Kynetic> 'fucking lucky bastard'
14:00 <Maurice> Thats kinky
14:00 <Serenity> in other words CALM DOWN SERENITY
14:00 <Maurice> Show me how you mince
14:00 <Doodle> hahaha
14:00 <Maurice> 'It's the same thing' 'Oh you biiiiitch'
14:00 <Kynetic> fuck
14:00 <Kynetic> i could just imagine having a threesome with Serenity and Maurice
14:00 <Kynetic> id literally be mincemeat at the end of it
14:00 <Serenity> :o
14:00 <Doodle> i'd be ignored
15:00 <Maurice> Lol
15:00 <Maurice> It's ok, I'd be greened out halfway through, go for it
15:00 <Kynetic> it'd be ME who wouldnt be able to sit down for weeks
15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <Serenity> i DO have a strap on
15:00 <Kynetic> oh my
16:00 <Kynetic> Serenity likes a bit of pegging
16:00 <Doodle> christ almighty
16:00 <Serenity> only of the ladies
17:00 <Doodle> do you and paulie have sword fights
17:00 <Serenity> yeah but i always win
17:00 <Kynetic> its not really pegging if its ladies youre doing it to
17:00 <Doodle> pew peww
17:00 <Kynetic> maybe if youre doing them up the arse
17:00 <Kynetic> i dunno
17:00 <Kynetic> im not an expert on the matter
17:00 <Serenity> depends wha tthey want :o
18:00 <Doodle> allll that she wants
18:00 <Kynetic> is another baby
18:00 <Maurice> Is another willy, who's gone tomorrow boy
18:00 <Serenity> shes gone tomorrow
18:00 <Doodle> lol wankers
18:00 <Maurice> We're all so old :(
18:00 <Kynetic> shhh
19:00 <Kynetic> dont remind us
19:00 <Maurice> Kynetic more than the rest of us
19:00 <Serenity> ive got killer heartburn
19:00 <Kynetic> pfft
19:00 <Doodle> combined?
19:00 <Kynetic> youre only as old as the woman you feel
19:00 <Kynetic> or man
19:00 <Maurice> Damnit
19:00 <Maurice> Now I'm the oldest
19:00 <Kynetic> so technically im only 30
19:00 <Doodle> hahahaaaaaaaaaa
19:00 <Doodle> Maurice is 89
19:00 <Kynetic> well 29
19:00 <Maurice> This makes me 42
19:00 <Serenity> noooo that makes me older
19:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
19:00 <Serenity> get stuffed
19:00 <Kynetic> lol
19:00 <Kynetic> you old fart Maurice
19:00 <Maurice> Doodle only feels himself so he's still 50
19:00 <Doodle> it makes me the same age as me :/
19:00 <Doodle> lol fu
19:00 <Kynetic> time to break out the walking frame
19:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
19:00 <Maurice> Lol snap
20:00 <Serenity> i might drink some milk
20:00 <Kynetic> apparently male masturbation is an evolutionary thing
20:00 <Kynetic> because sperm degrades the longer it sits in your balls
20:00 <Doodle> i know my masturbation has evolved
20:00 <Serenity> ive seen a monkey masturbate with a frog
20:00 <Maurice> Lol
20:00 <Kynetic> Doodle you use your left hand now too?
20:00 <Doodle> both
20:00 <Kynetic> do you use the 'welcome stranger' technique?
20:00 <Doodle> lol no
20:00 <Kynetic> lol
20:00 <Maurice> And he still needs a 3rd hand to cover it
21:00 <Kynetic> its funny because you know what that is
21:00 <Doodle> i sure do
21:00 <Doodle> no pins and needles for me
21:00 <Doodle> i wish Maurice
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <Kynetic> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jx0dTYUO5E
21:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mary Roach: 10 things you didn't know about orgasm Views: 3,280,266   Uploader: TEDtalksDirector Uploaded:  May 20, 2009 Duration: 17 Minutes 12 Seconds 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://airows.com/lifestyle/40-things-every-man-needs-to-stop-doing
22:00 <Kynetic> i watched that tonight
22:00 <Kynetic> quite amusing
22:00 <Kynetic> apparently dead people can orgasm
22:00 <Doodle> 40 things every man needs to stop doing: #1 katatonic_kate01
22:00 <Kynetic> but but but
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Kynetic> shes so kinky
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can do myself
22:00 <Doodle> she will eat you alive
22:00 <Kynetic> i cant help it
22:00 <Kynetic> shes like a female spider
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't asked for sex tonight, i think
23:00 <Kynetic> katatonic_kate01 thats ok this is irc
23:00 <Kynetic> you dont need to ask
23:00 <Doodle> she has a gigantic abdomen string comes out of?
23:00 <Maurice> Wicked shit, it's only 10.23
23:00 <Kynetic> thanks for remind me its actually 23 past midnight Maurice
23:00 <Doodle> its 37 to f1
23:00 <Kynetic> reminding*
24:00 <slinky_J> Intimate Robot Companion
24:00 <Maurice> Could be that time here and I'd still be thinking awesome, it's not 2am
24:00 <Maurice> Tomorrow is the last sleep in
24:00 <Kynetic> lol
24:00 <Kynetic> no student free days here in qld anymore
24:00 <Kynetic> they made all the school holidays 2 weeks long to compensate
24:00 <Maurice> It's still our holidays
24:00 <Maurice> Until tuesday
24:00 <Doodle> i took tomorrow off work so i can stay up to watch f1
24:00 <Doodle> dedication
25:00 <Doodle> well in fairness i wasnt rostered on anyway
25:00 <Doodle> but still
25:00 <Kynetic> arent the f1's all slower now
25:00 <Doodle> yes
25:00 <Kynetic> like havent they literally slowed them down
25:00 <Maurice> Your kids got ripped off, ours just had 2.5 weeks holidays and have next monday off for anzac day
25:00 <Kynetic> lame
25:00 <Kynetic> f1 was so much more fun in the 80s
25:00 <Doodle> its still fun to watch
25:00 <Doodle> it was
25:00 <Maurice> I don't recall the 80s, I was far too young
25:00 <Doodle> looool
25:00 <Kynetic> i call bullshit
25:00 <Maurice> Nuh uh
26:00 <Kynetic> Maurice remembers the 80s like it was yesterday
26:00 <Kynetic> she just doesnt care to admit it
26:00 <Maurice> By the end of the 80s I was a 9 yr old girl, I didn't watch shitty car racing
26:00 <Kynetic> bet you remember which barbie dolls you had tho
26:00 <Maurice> I had Barbie and the Rockers
26:00 <Kynetic> point proven
26:00 <Doodle> i dont remember the 80s
26:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11021977_10204958938507959_4246880374858202362_n.jpg?oh=34cea3bd7769cfc7a7856f17bda0a8bf&oe=55E37349&__gda__=1436023340_86d2df64c2e286fc3d8a34f10cc8581b
26:00 <Maurice> Mostly I used to play with my bros toys
26:00 <Maurice> He had better shit
27:00 <Maurice> Lolll
27:00 <Kynetic> transformers and ninja turtles?
27:00 <Maurice> No, he's older than me
27:00 <Kynetic> micro machines?
27:00 <Doodle> my little pony
27:00 <Maurice> Lol
27:00 <Kynetic> lol
27:00 <Kynetic> hes a brony
27:00 <Maurice> He was the era of rubix cubes and those tube things that let you look aroundcorners
27:00 <Maurice> And mechano
28:00 <Doodle> so he likes men
28:00 <Kynetic> my 5 year old is into science docos atm
28:00 <Doodle> awkward
28:00 <Maurice> If you saw his wife, you'd think so, Doodle
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <Doodle> odear
28:00 <Kynetic> also octonauts
28:00 <Kynetic> he fucking loves octonauts
28:00 <Maurice> Octonauts can eat a submarine of dicks
28:00 <Kynetic> and minecraft
29:00 <tisk> cool
29:00 <Kynetic> he sat there watching minecraft youtube videos for a good 3 hours this afternoon
29:00 <tisk> who
29:00 <Maurice> I've had to stop mine coz it pisses me off and I want to murder Stampy
29:00 <Kynetic> my son
29:00 <Serenity> Ants obsessed with guitar hero atm
29:00 <tisk> ok
29:00 <Kynetic> lol stampy
29:00 <Kynetic> far out
29:00 <Kynetic> so . fucking . annoying.
29:00 <Serenity> stampylongnose can die
29:00 <Serenity> fucking cunt
29:00 <Maurice> His laugh is literally like UH HERRR HERRRR
30:00 <Kynetic> anyway
30:00 <Kynetic> fuck you all 
30:00 <Maurice> OK DOODLE, IT'S ON
30:00 <Kynetic> literally.
30:00 <Kynetic> im out
30:00 <Maurice> The F1s I mean
30:00 <Maurice> Night
30:00 <tisk> nite
30:00 <Doodle> nah
30:00 <Doodle> it is but the race doesnt start til 1
30:00 <Doodle> i dont lwatch the gayness
30:00 <Doodle> -l
31:00 <Maurice> So you don't watch any of it
31:00 <Doodle> lol fu
31:00 <Maurice> Took me a month to realise fu meant Felix Unger
32:00 <Maurice> http://www.nova937.com.au/best-web/find-out-your-ancestors-origins-shape-your-feet
32:00 <Serenity> oh you btich
33:00 <Maurice> HAH
35:00 <tisk> lol doco called super high me
35:00 <tisk> on net flix
35:00 <Doodle> is there one called super hang me
36:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure i was talking about that like 4 days ago
36:00 <Maurice> I was about to go yell at the dog for making so much noise at the back door, and it's the cat drinking her water in the laundry
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <Doodle> she drinks like you
36:00 <Maurice> How loud if that if I thought she was a 50kg dog
37:00 <Maurice> EXCUSE ME, I AM A LADY
37:00 <Doodle> ... sucking dick
37:00 <Maurice> Is that*
38:00 <Doodle> i wonder if rooster will come out and watch the f1s with me
38:00 <Doodle> he finds martin brundels voice soothing
38:00 <Serenity> turbo is sitting next to me
38:00 <Serenity> he approves of the new couch
38:00 <Doodle> turbeeee
39:00 <Doodle> haha i bet
39:00 <Doodle> THANKS MUM
39:00 <Maurice> Lol @ Rooster finding anything soothing
39:00 <Serenity> yeah he thinks we got it for him
39:00 <Doodle> he falls asleep during f1 every time lol
39:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
39:00 <Maurice> Bored to sleep
39:00 <Doodle> probably
39:00 <Doodle> but its cold he keeps me warm
39:00 <Maurice> Pussy should always be warm
39:00 <Serenity> rooster blanket
40:00 <Doodle> except the ones in the freezer
40:00 <Maurice> Exactly
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my
40:00 <Maurice> Even then just nuke em a bit in the microwave
40:00 <Doodle> yeah sezz he lies on my side when i am on my side on the couch
40:00 <Doodle> its weird
40:00 <Serenity> spooning
40:00 <Serenity> haha
40:00 <Doodle> looool
41:00 <Serenity> turbo does that to me when i lay on the couch except hes about 50 kilos and massive
41:00 <Serenity> so he falls off me
41:00 <Doodle> yeah rooster slides around a bit
41:00 <Doodle> and pokes me in the side with his pointy feet
41:00 <Serenity> loll
42:00 <Doodle> in the end he sort of flops between my side and the back of the couch
42:00 <Doodle> with his legs poking up
43:00 <Serenity> lolll
44:00 <Doodle> ok nearly race time
44:00 <Doodle> nini luvrs o//////////
44:00 <Doodle> and GO RICCIARDO
44:00 <Loof> i feel like watching
44:00 <Loof> so bad
44:00 <Doodle> DOIT FAGGOT
44:00 <Loof> where?
44:00 <Doodle> i mean
44:00 <Doodle> go on
44:00 <Doodle> on channel 10
44:00 <Loof> nice
44:00 <Doodle> o///////
45:00 <Loof> are you coming back?
45:00 <Loof> after?
45:00 <Loof> or sleep?
45:00 <Loof> he's gone :(
45:00 <Serenity> i just drank milk again Maurice
45:00 <Serenity> something is seriously wroing
46:00 <Loof> fuck :(
46:00 <Loof> doc first thing
46:00 <Loof> in the morning
47:00 <Loof> or an antacid
47:00 <Maurice> She meant because she drank milk
47:00 <Maurice> Next thing you know she'll be watching Will Ferrell movies
48:00 <Serenity> ive been drinking a lot of milk lately =/
48:00 <Serenity> its weird
48:00 <Loof> milk is pretty awesome
49:00 <Loof> i dont care if it's full of pus
49:00 <Serenity> i hate milk
49:00 <Loof> just adds to the taste
49:00 <Maurice> I drink milk everyday without fail
49:00 <Maurice> Love the shit
49:00 <Serenity> heartburn and craving shit i hate.. maybe im pregnant
49:00 <Serenity> huhuhu
49:00 <Maurice> I gotta be honest, I'd lol
50:00 <Serenity> you would you bitch haha
50:00 <Maurice> I'd expect the same from you in a reversed position
50:00 <Serenity> its ok id laugh if it was you
50:00 <Serenity> hahaha
50:00 <Maurice> LOL
50:00 <Serenity> stop itttttttt
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me is it cold
50:00 <Bastardly_One> winter is gonna hurt
50:00 <Loof> depressingly cold
51:00 <Serenity> winter is amazing
51:00 <Maurice> I remember when I was preg with Jay, we had a bot to show how far along etc, one girl was having her 'last' baby after having 3 already, txt'd me a few months after that birth to show me an ultrasound pic of twins
51:00 <Loof> if you have heating
51:00 <Loof> sure
51:00 <Maurice> I really did lol at that
51:00 <Serenity> unlucky bitch haha
51:00 <Serenity> loof i dont use heaters in winter theyre awful
52:00 <Maurice> I use my gas heater, couldn't go without it
52:00 <Loof> give me 40 degrees over 10 any day
52:00 <Serenity> i cannot stand artificial heat it makes me feel sick
52:00 <Serenity> only time i use ours is if ants been sick
53:00 <Loof> Lan and Zac are fucking mongolians they love it icy
54:00 <Bastardly_One> she sure is mongol
55:00 <Serenity> i could live in the snow with no heater
55:00 <Loof> wonder if elder scrolls is any good
55:00 <Maurice> You're such a weirdo
55:00 <Loof> i need a mmorpg
56:00 <Maurice> I was in in -5 snow with a blizzard and good fucking fucking motherfucking god
56:00 <Loof> tried to get back into WoW
56:00 <Loof> failed
56:00 <Maurice> It was more than a bit nipply
57:00 <Loof> i usually crack up at this time of the year due to the cold
57:00 <Serenity> i wanna go to tassie
57:00 <Serenity> spend time in the snow
57:00 <Loof> usually may i get hospitalised
58:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently tassie already has snow to about 500 feet
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking April
58:00 <Loof> sounds like hell
59:00 <Serenity> and it was 31 here today rofl
59:00 <Serenity> fuck
59:00 <Loof> nice
59:00 <Loof> it was 10 here
59:00 <Maurice> Was it 31?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> was windy here allday
00:00 <Loof> i dont even want to look at what it is now
00:00 <Maurice> I had a cardigan on lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had a hoodie on 
00:00 <Maurice> Lol 500 feet of snow?
00:00 <Loof> got the heater on full and it's hardly making a dint
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no
01:00 <ShadowLurker> also
01:00 <Bastardly_One> to 500 feet
01:00 <ShadowLurker> mammories
01:00 <Serenity> yeah over here it was Maurice
02:00 <Loof> they actually used feet on the news?
02:00 <Maurice> It was warm at mums about 2.30pm, but I just thought it was coz the sun was behind me
02:00 <Loof> why dont they use metres?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> or metres I guess
02:00 <Bastardly_One> going by what a tassie was telling me 
02:00 <Loof> ah
02:00 <Maurice> 500 feet is 152 metres
02:00 <Maurice> That's a bit much
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, when they say down to 500 meters
03:00 <Bastardly_One> or down to whatever
03:00 <under_> the fuck
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they mean if you live 500 above sea level
04:00 <Bastardly_One> say that was here ... I'd get snow and Melbourne wouldn't
04:00 <Loof> i've only seen snow once in melbourne
04:00 <Loof> like in the suburbs
05:00 <Bastardly_One> would have to be near the Dandenong Ranges
05:00 <Maurice> I saw it in gippsland, first time in 27 yrs
05:00 <Loof> was a very light snow too
05:00 <Bastardly_One> which are nowhere near Dandenong ... they should be called something else
05:00 <Maurice> My son built a snowman there was that much
06:00 <Bastardly_One> we got it last year ... you must remember Doodle and I acting like girls
06:00 <Loof> Doodle is in ballarat?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so is Crip and TheRon
06:00 <Loof> ah i see
06:00 <Loof> crip i knew
06:00 <Loof> theron dont care lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived about 4 streets from Doodle for 4 yrs
07:00 <Bastardly_One> never met him
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Loof> haha
08:00 <Loof> u people giving out your addresses on irc
08:00 <Loof> idgi
08:00 <Maurice> LOL my 2 boys who share a room and talking in their sleep but having an argument
08:00 <Maurice> And so far it's making sense
08:00 <Loof> nobody on irc will ever get mine
10:00 <under_> :-(
10:00 <Serenity> like anyone here is brave enough to do anything with it
14:00 <Loof> i'd stab my penis with an icepick for a cig i tell u
15:00 <Loof> let's not even get into what i'd do for a bong
20:00 <Loof> daredevil is such a good show
20:00 <Loof> netflix rules
21:00 <Loof> i'd be in psych ward now if they hadn't put my wife on hold tonight lol
22:00 <Serenity> what does that mean
22:00 <Loof> they put her on hold on the phone
22:00 <Loof> and she changed her mind
22:00 <Loof> gave me time to talk her out of it
23:00 <tisk> lol
23:00 <tisk> dam
24:00 <Loof> always check my history
24:00 <Loof> saw me searching for suicide methods lol
24:00 <Serenity> so is she on the ward or something
24:00 <Serenity> ohhh
24:00 <Serenity> no i get it
24:00 <Serenity> she was ringing them
24:00 <Loof> yeah
25:00 <Maurice> This is the most tocix relationship I've ever seen
26:00 <Maurice> Lol toxic*
26:00 <Loof> i hope i never suicide it would destroy zac
26:00 <Maurice> Then why fucking search for ways
26:00 <Loof> i'm too cowardly so should all be good
27:00 <Loof> sounds way too painful
27:00 <Serenity> depends how you do it
27:00 <tisk> dam i not crazy
28:00 <Loof> heroin od sounds pretty awesome
28:00 <Loof> by the sound of it it's actually pleasurable
29:00 <Serenity> yeah probably is right up until you start chokig on your own vomit lol
29:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <Loof> what's a painless way?
30:00 <Loof> all i get is people saying seek help, no methods
30:00 <Serenity> i dunno im not really a suicide professional lol
30:00 <Loof> k lol
30:00 <Maurice> I don't think there is one
31:00 <tisk> wait until natural causes
31:00 <tisk> thats painless
31:00 <Maurice> So they tell you
32:00 <Maurice> Nobody ever survives to confirm or deny that
32:00 <Serenity> slicing your wrists doesnt hurt that much n bleeding out just makes you tired
32:00 <tisk> change the subject
32:00 <Loof> cool
32:00 <Loof> i bet it would work even better if you're drinking
33:00 <Serenity> hot bath
34:00 <Loof> what's the hot bath do?
34:00 <Serenity> heat thins your blood and makes you bleed faster
34:00 <Maurice> Cutting your skin still hurts no matter what, just the intensity changes
34:00 <Loof> nice
35:00 <Loof> do you think there should be assisted suicide for people with depression?
35:00 <Serenity> take some asprin
35:00 <Serenity> make it even thinner
35:00 <Serenity> be gone in 6 mins
35:00 <tisk> how pleasant not
36:00 <Maurice> Yeah Cam has aspirin for his heart and when he bleeds, it's like post birth bleeding
36:00 <Maurice> Guuuuuuuuuushhhhhhhhhhh
37:00 <Serenity> so go away chris
37:00 <Serenity> no one is eveb talking to you
37:00 <tisk> nah stop talk to a lunatic about stuff not needed to be discussed
37:00 <Loof> when i had my stomach pumped because of a pills attempt it seemed like a good way to go
37:00 <Loof> i felt high
37:00 <Serenity> who says it doesn't need to be discussed
37:00 <Serenity> loofs a big boy
38:00 <tisk> u dont give tips
38:00 <Serenity> he can handle himself
38:00 <Loof> what is he saying?
38:00 <Serenity> hes telling me to stop talking
38:00 <Loof> suicide is gods gift to man chris
39:00 <tisk> :(
40:00 <Serenity> im going to bed now
40:00 <Serenity> night
40:00 <Loof> night and thanks
41:00 <Maurice> Night me choco
44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> insomnia sucks balls
46:00 <under_> what's newscorpaustralia?
46:00 <Loof> it's the absolute worst
47:00 <under_> why
47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Murdoch
47:00 <under_> oh
47:00 <under_> it's sky?
49:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> a large chunk
50:00 <Taco> My life long dream is to live in the age of Jurassic Park
50:00 <Taco> 1998
50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Sunday Herald Sun, Sunday Mail, Sunday Tasmanian, Sunday Times, Sunday Territorian, The Advertiser, The Australian, The Courier-Mail, The Mercury, News Limited, The Sunday Mail, The Sunday Telegraph, Weekly Times, The Weekend Australian, MX, Brisbane News, Northern Territory News, Cumberland (NSW), Leader (VIC), Quest (QLD), Messenger (SA), Community (WA), Darwin Sun/Palmerson Sun (NT).
50:00 <tisk> :/
50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> apparently
51:00 <Loof> there right there is the problem with australia
51:00 <Loof> or should i say austfailure
51:00 <Taco> Murdoch is overhyped
51:00 <Taco> He barely has control of News Corp
52:00 <Taco> News Corp only control ~20% of newspapers, according to a senate enquiry
52:00 <under_> in australia do you have senate?
52:00 <Taco> News Corp is also losing millions per year, they're struggling to turn a profit
53:00 <Taco> Yet every fucking idiet bangs on about how that rich murdoch is pulling all the strings. Yeah right, go toke on your ice pipe ya fucking idiet
54:00 <Taco> Is there an australian alive who isn't aware of the claims about murdoch? If he has so little influence, how does he have any, with common knowledge of the claims?
55:00 <Taco> The best part is, it always seems to be idiets who never ever buy his newspapers anyway.
56:00 <Taco> It'd be far more logical to beleive in the illuminati or reptilians
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah those idiets
57:00 <Loof> so much sport, so little talking about issues
57:00 <Taco> another thing
58:00 <Taco> nobody gives a fuck what loof thinks
58:00 <Taco> esp sports journalists
58:00 <Maurice> 1998? :S
58:00 <Loof> comfortable slaves
59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Taco, your not a very likable chap are you
59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> *you're
59:00 <Loof> he's repulsive
00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> why be cunt for?
00:00 <Loof> cause he cant get laid
00:00 <Loof> it's simple
00:00 <Loof> same as the other trolls
01:00 <Maurice> I can't get laid right now either :(
01:00 <Loof> cant get laid cause they're trolls, troll cause they cant get laid
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> there must be more to it then that
01:00 <Taco> Says the man who married a fat asian girl who abuses him, after meeting her in the mental health unit
01:00 <Loof> not really
03:00 <Taco> Loof, if sports coverage in news bothers you, and you really cannot tolerate that large groups of people have interests different to your own, how about you go fuck yourself
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I like how the trolls get personal information
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> how do they do it
03:00 <Taco> Loof tells us about it
03:00 <Loof> i have him on ignore
03:00 <Loof> what personal info?
04:00 <Maurice> You have 98% of the channel on ignore
04:00 <Loof> i like how they get banned for telling personal info the best
05:00 <Taco> Its not personal info, when the concerned party talks about it in a public setting
05:00 <Loof> taco is on the borderline of a permabann
05:00 <Loof> will be funny as fuck when it happens
05:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah but you seem like a real jerk Taco
06:00 <Loof> night all
06:00 <Taco> Thanks, it comes natural
06:00 <Taco> I also think you're a jerk
06:00 <Taco> We can be friends with our common beliefs
07:00 <simba> shut the fuck up for once dickhead
07:00 <simba> cheers
07:00 <Maurice> Which dickhead do you mean? Is it me?
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> seems like you need jebus in your life
11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> z lined
11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> that can't be good
12:00 <simba> lol good timing on teh pwnage 
18:00 <under_> simba: 
18:00 <under_> man
18:00 <under_> are you watching
18:00 <under_> ferrari?
37:00 <Maurice> I am so fucking over youtube not doing vids in our country
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yep Maurice
49:00 <under_> what means?
50:00 <Maurice> I am so pissed, I had to actually download a torrent
50:00 <under_> why are banned in australia?
53:00 <Maurice> No but no
02:00 <TheRiddler> morning
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
13:00 <psYbR> o/ kate
13:00 <psYbR> what's on the go this morning?
15:00 <ShadowLurker> cock
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> What's on this morning… kicking the fuck back!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> The husband left this morning and will be away in Melb for a few days (YEW) and mum has the child… so ive got the house to myself!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> loving myself sick!
20:00 <psYbR> lol! would have though most people would want the husband to stick around?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah, when I can have the house to myself…. mo
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
21:00 <psYbR> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's lovely and quiet…. and it's raining…. 
21:00 <psYbR> im back at work... after a 5 day break
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
27:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont like having the house to myself
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> why!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> More importantly, I have to do some study… so I won't have peeps talking to me… 
29:00 <psYbR> she says, on IRC
29:00 <psYbR> :P
32:00 <faux> This weather ruuuuuuules
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'm procrastinating for a bit to get into the "study mode" 
34:00 <psYbR> this rain
34:00 <psYbR> its just continual
38:00 <ShadowLurker> *08:28:20 AM* <katatonic_kate01> why! <- cos i like my wifes company
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahh
13:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/fe6711bd6fcdf30131ca9ec049d8dfec/tumblr_ncrynpp8bz1tkpmsvo1_500.jpg
28:00 <psYbR> http://lh3.ggpht.com/_yNMIPbHcVKU/TNqhykmudWI/AAAAAAAAF4k/PsKuvqQdOWA/eggwich_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800
29:00 <g^style> she will have back problems
32:00 <Mew> they look delicious
34:00 <psYbR> i'd lick those
34:00 <Mew> yes indeed
35:00 <Mew> and I don't even swing that way
35:00 <psYbR> you're definitely not straight up and down though Mew :P
51:00 <ShadowLurker> they are fiar nice
52:00 <ShadowLurker> fair*
54:00 <psYbR> still prefer these ones :) http://i.imgur.com/Q5bx7.jpg
54:00 <psYbR> those are the holy grail of boobs
56:00 <ShadowLurker> not bad but the nipples look like man nipples
57:00 <ShadowLurker> you need to have a decnt amount of nipple to suck on
59:00 <psYbR> good point I guess, I like the smaller ones though...
16:00 <TheRiddler> why is her face out of focus
17:00 <psYbR> because that is not the focal point of the image :)
17:00 <psYbR> and her breasts are sufficiently large to put them at a different focal range
17:00 <British^Meat> is it too early for tits?
17:00 <British^Meat> nah probs not
18:00 <British^Meat> she is kinda pushing em out, but i'll give props to that pic
18:00 <ShadowLurker> never too early for tits
29:00 <Mew> hoh
29:00 <Mew> my god https://i.imgur.com/NGHpw.jpg
30:00 <Mew> i waited til noon lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> is that what yours looks like now :p
31:00 <Mew> we do have the same nails
32:00 <TheRiddler> nice
32:00 <psYbR> she's wet
32:00 <Mew> no shit haha
32:00 <psYbR> so why ARE you looking at vaginas if you're straight
32:00 <psYbR> boobs I can understand but, really?
33:00 <TheRiddler> no one is straight
33:00 <Mew> Its on random imgur 
33:00 <Mew> Just stopped me in my tracks
33:00 <TheRiddler> that's what I use
33:00 <psYbR> just do it with a chick already Mew
34:00 <TheRiddler> I cant get it to work tho
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> mew - i'm thinking - "POOOOOOOOT" 
35:00 <Mew> id love to watch Ben slam a chick
36:00 <Mew> I dunno if id do anything to her
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> like prime angle to push out a fart or quief away
36:00 <Mew> probably
37:00 <Mew>  rand.pics TheRiddler
38:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/hd62o.jpg
38:00 <faux> Hello
38:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
38:00 <TheRiddler> I was using wallofpics.com
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck, who masturbates like that
38:00 <faux> wallofdicks
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking legs behind your head… SIF 
38:00 <faux> I know it looks like she's singing opera
38:00 <faux> Pls
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
39:00 <psYbR> rofl
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch please - contort yo self
39:00 <faux> lmao
39:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
39:00 <Mew> Omg I saw the funniest porn face before
39:00 <TheRiddler> must of been good opera
40:00 <Mew> https://i.imgur.com/fAnZj.jpg
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 in the smoo… 
40:00 <faux> "YERRR"
40:00 <Mew> Like an aroused horse
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 in the poo…. ?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAHA
40:00 <Mew> :F
40:00 <faux> HURR HURR HURR
42:00 <British^Meat> looks like brenda from adelaidesa
42:00 <British^Meat> Her face i mean
44:00 <TheRiddler> which 1
44:00 <TheRiddler> the blonde?
44:00 <faux> Lol nek minnit theriddler joins adelaidesa
44:00 <faux> Hai Brenda asl
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <Serenity> why are you all so shit
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it's cold
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i'm slothing
46:00 <faux> Zzzz
47:00 <faux> This weather is amaze
47:00 <faux> I want rain forevs
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-6qgfHINws
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> just incase…… 
47:00 <faux> I also want waffles
48:00 <faux> There's these nanna brand ones my friend told me to try they have like 1g sugar or something so I bought them andddddd now ik waiting for them to arrive so I can consume 400
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <Serenity> fucking hell i want fresh waffles
48:00 <Serenity> with cream
48:00 <faux> I bought blueberries to put on them
49:00 <faux> Yum I can't wait
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice cream!
49:00 <Serenity> now i want to go to gelare
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg i have cake in the fridge 
49:00 <faux> mmm
49:00 <faux> What kind
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was a massive chocolate disney princess cake 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll get a picture 
50:00 <faux> Okies
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> there ya go ladies :D
53:00 <Serenity> oh my gosh yum!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it's delicious....
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> the bodice is a lil weird… but still tastes good
54:00 <faux> That looks awesome 
54:00 <faux> Did you make
54:00 <faux> Ir
54:00 <faux> It
54:00 <TheRiddler> pic pls
54:00 <faux> Also I want a giant lollipop
54:00 <Skirmish> wot is it
54:00 <faux> Fff
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> The child decided to pull the top down LOLZ
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> so a mum stuck flowers on the dolls boobs
54:00 <faux> Ya mum
55:00 <faux> LOL
55:00 <TheRiddler> also you ate her boobs? :p
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> fauxy, i have 98748083 lollies here....
55:00 <faux> Modest barbie
55:00 <faux> Wahhh
55:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm lollies. 
55:00 <faux> I wish
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm chucking em out
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> or i'll eat them 
55:00 <faux> I'd suck that huge lollipop fo daize
57:00 <Serenity> Ive been watching house, and he sucks on these yummy looking red lollipops
57:00 <Serenity> i want theme evry day
57:00 <Serenity> what..
57:00 <Serenity> I want them every time**
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think that house dude is so cunty 
57:00 <ShadowLurker> he's great
58:00 <faux> House rocks
58:00 <Serenity> he is a cunt haha thats the point
58:00 <Serenity> hes an asshole but hes amazing
59:00 <faux> First like 5 seasons of house and ncis I've seen about 10373739347844 times cos I have them on DVD and I never get sick of them 
59:00 <faux> Favez
59:00 <Serenity> im watching house on da flix
00:00 <faux> I started watching orphan black
00:00 <faux> And I'm in love
00:00 <faux> Amsy recommended it
00:00 <faux> So good so far
01:00 <TheRiddler> what is orphan black about
04:00 <Skirmish> Africans with no parents, obviously TheRiddler. 
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish!
04:00 <mrgrumpy> Orphan Black is very good
05:00 <Skirmish> Hai Kate. 
05:00 <faux> Its about cloning 
05:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
05:00 <faux> Do any of your showerheads have a massage setting 
05:00 <tisk> no
05:00 <TheRiddler> nope
06:00 <TheRiddler> it's a non-detachable
06:00 <faux> Ah
06:00 <Skirmish> I think our main shower does .... but we're always using the ensuite. 
06:00 <tisk> mine is detachable
06:00 <faux> I got a new shower head but dad hasnt installed it yet 
06:00 <tisk> k
06:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ours is detachable in the main bathroom. 
06:00 <faux> It says it has a massage thingy
06:00 <faux> Curious as to how it works lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> you're going to have fun
06:00 <TheRiddler> :p
06:00 <faux> -_-
07:00 <Floss> rain shower ftw
07:00 <Skirmish> ... you're going to get sexual with your shower head ... aren't you.
07:00 <faux> God you people
07:00 <faux> Can't ask a simple q
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <faux> !
07:00 <Skirmish> Blame Serenity! She's forever linking tits so it's all anyone is ever thinking about!!
07:00 <Floss> lol
07:00 <ShadowLurker> TITS
07:00 <TheRiddler> basically it's a low pressure setting I think
08:00 <Serenity> sorry
08:00 <Skirmish> Oh here is her partner in crime, ShadowLurker. 
08:00 <Serenity> ill stop
08:00 <Floss> lol
08:00 <faux> Yeah but how do you turn it on 
08:00 <ShadowLurker> giggedy
08:00 <faux> Is it. a button
08:00 <faux> Twist
08:00 <Floss> twiddle the knobs :D
08:00 <faux> Do you yell at it
08:00 <faux> Wut
08:00 <TheRiddler> could be either
08:00 <Mew> stroke it
08:00 <faux> Lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> my pareents have them
08:00 <faux> "Hello pls turn on ty"
08:00 <Floss> WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA
08:00 <TheRiddler> oops
08:00 <Skirmish> 'Would you like back setting, or vagina setting.'
08:00 <Mew> siri turn on shower
09:00 <faux> lmao
09:00 <faux> You know what would be amazing 
09:00 <faux> Those giant showers with a million heads
09:00 <faux> Abd a bench
09:00 <faux> Hng
09:00 <Floss> vichy shower
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <Serenity> i want a huge shower with those tiles that look like stoned
09:00 <Floss> i has one
09:00 <Serenity> and one of those giant shower heads that feel like rain
09:00 <faux> Seriously floss?
09:00 <Floss> yerp
09:00 <faux> Pocs
10:00 <faux> Pics
10:00 <faux> Bow
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like the huge square shower heads
10:00 <faux> Now
10:00 <Floss> < beauty therapist
10:00 <faux> Yeah my uncles shower head is like 40cm
10:00 <Floss> they are piss easy to make
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> so it's like raining when you're in ze shower
10:00 <Floss> its just a few shower heads in a row
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, one massive one
10:00 <faux> I stayed there for 3 months last year and I took like 3937383844 hour showers
10:00 <TheRiddler> nvm it's high pressure
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah - they're amazing!
11:00 <TheRiddler> I never liked it
11:00 <faux> Idk what you're talking avout
11:00 <faux> Lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> the shower head
11:00 <faux> You don't like high pressure?
11:00 <Floss> i have the rain shower one its a big square head it feels like big rain droplets
12:00 <TheRiddler> not while using it as a normal shower
12:00 <faux> Picz
12:00 <Floss> pressure doesnt really matter for it i dont think....we are on rain water in tanks anyway
12:00 <tisk> fuken fake ass ppl
12:00 <faux> WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING
12:00 <faux> take pics of your shower already 
13:00 <Floss> why its just a fkn shower
13:00 <faux> Cos I wanna see the huge shower
13:00 <Floss> its not a huge shower
13:00 <Floss> its just a big shower head
13:00 <faux> What
13:00 <Floss> u can get them from bunnings ffs
13:00 <faux> I said before I want a giant showrr
13:00 <faux> Abd you said u had ons
13:00 <faux> Bastard
13:00 <ShadowLurker> *11:09:42 AM* <@Serenity> i want a huge shower with those tiles that look like stoned <- freudian
14:00 <TheRiddler> I would like a horizontal shower 
14:00 <Serenity> wow
14:00 <Serenity> STONES
14:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
14:00 <Floss> riddler - vichy shower
14:00 <faux> Zzzzzzzz
14:00 <TheRiddler> 1 of those of new age ones
15:00 <psYbR> Serenity looks like stoned ( ≖‿≖) 
15:00 <TheRiddler> where it sends waterjets around you
15:00 <Serenity> i wish
15:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
15:00 <TheRiddler> and washes your body quickly
15:00 <TheRiddler> in n out
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds lazy
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> yes
15:00 <Serenity> cause having a shower is so exhausting
15:00 <Floss> id live in my shower
15:00 <Floss> haha
16:00 <faux> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/49/3f/63/493f6383f1f8169eea8de0e0f3d96bb2.jpg
16:00 <psYbR> 'in n out' as if you wouldn't sit in a shower like that for 40 minutes
16:00 <faux> :')
16:00 <psYbR> damn faux I want that shower
16:00 <faux> Me too
16:00 <Floss> bit excessive
16:00 <TheRiddler> imagine being in a giant washing machine
17:00 <faux> Or not
17:00 <Floss> thats what i think it feels like when you get dunked by a wave lol
17:00 <Skirmish> That shower does look lovely and comfy. I would suggest it also substitutes as a sauna. 
17:00 <TheRiddler> probably
17:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck your showers i want a bath
17:00 <ShadowLurker> relaxing soak with salts n shit
17:00 <faux> Take mine
17:00 <TheRiddler> hot tub
17:00 <faux> I don't use it often
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> minus the shit!
18:00 <ShadowLurker> maybe some candles and music
18:00 <psYbR> i have a shower head like that one.... its fucking awesome... but it empties the hot water cylinder in like 3 minutes :/
18:00 <faux> Lol
18:00 <faux> That sucks
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
18:00 <Floss> some of the beauty furniture is pretty crazy, you could always get a spa capsule, vichy shower, sauna, bath, massage all in one
18:00 <psYbR> yeah :( I use it sometimes on weekends when nobody else needs the hot water
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't like saunas 
18:00 <faux> I dot either 
18:00 <faux> Who likes being hot
18:00 <faux> Vom
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is one at my gym and creepy guys hang in there
18:00 <faux> Lmao
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> with dick stickers on looking all creepy n' shit
19:00 <faux> Eep
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah vomit
19:00 <Floss> heating their balls up
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even hawt
19:00 <Floss> doing humanity a favour and frying their sperm lol
19:00 <faux> I haaate being hot
19:00 <faux> I wouldn't do it voluntarily 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> SAME!
19:00 <TheRiddler> probably hoping some girl comes in so they perve
19:00 <faux> I'd rather sit in an ice bucket 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ floss
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
19:00 <Skirmish> oh! I got my curved tv!
20:00 <Floss> random whats it like
20:00 <TheRiddler> welcome to the 90s
20:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:00 <Skirmish> To be honest ... I don't see a difference sitting straight on to it. 
20:00 <faux> Is it TV season 
21:00 <Skirmish> .... duck season.
21:00 <TheRiddler> have you tried movies n shows
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> curved tv?
21:00 <TheRiddler> and 3d
21:00 <Floss> its such a beautiful day
21:00 <faux> Is it like thr curved s6
21:00 <faux> Lol
21:00 <Floss> an im watching tv
21:00 <tisk> its cold Floss
21:00 <faux> What is the pointttt of it
22:00 <Floss> its beautiful here probably low 20s no cloud in the sky
22:00 <faux> 14 here n raining  :')
22:00 <faux> Yummy
23:00 <TheRiddler> perfect laundry weather
23:00 <Floss> i should go skimp among the daisies
23:00 <Floss> but tv
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it's about that here too fauxy
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> DELICIOUS
23:00 <TheRiddler> here
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> hoodie, trackies blankie 
23:00 <Mew> what the hell are dick stickers
23:00 <faux> :D
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm rocking it
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> speedos
23:00 <faux> LO
23:00 <faux> L
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <Mew> hahaha
24:00 <Mew> abbott smugglers
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> please, I've just eaten
24:00 <faux> I WANT MT WAFFLES
24:00 <Floss> lol did you see him chugging the beer
25:00 <Floss> what a fucking muppet
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope, thankfully
25:00 <Mew> Imagine dining on a feast of Tony's slimy cock
25:00 <Mew> could always be worse
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
25:00 <faux> I'd rather not
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure there would be much to feast on 
26:00 <Mew> that would just be the entrée
27:00 <Floss> his lips make me want to vomit
27:00 <Mew> the main meal is the asterisk surf n turf
27:00 <Floss> ugh i just shuddered typing that
27:00 <TheRiddler> the main is his ears
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <Mew> sitting by the fire brings me as much joy as laying in the sun 
31:00 <Mew> its like a warm hug
31:00 <Mew> all over my face
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw thats porridge 
32:00 <psYbR> porridge is the best
32:00 <psYbR> fucked name though
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> with honey!
33:00 <TheRiddler> I'll buy some today
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> its pretty awesome 
33:00 <TheRiddler> golden syrup
33:00 <psYbR> makes me think of Podrick Payne
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
33:00 <TheRiddler> blueberries
33:00 <Mew> maple syzz > golden syrup
33:00 <psYbR> ^
33:00 <psYbR> Mew knows whats up
33:00 <TheRiddler> depends on the brand
33:00 <psYbR> maple on pancakes is the hngnggngggg
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> honey, cinnamon and grated apple
34:00 <Floss> golden syrup for anzac bikkies
37:00 <Serenity> maple zyzz
38:00 <TheRiddler> this show is kicking off
38:00 <psYbR> i don't know if I'd prefer one of those curved TVs over my 64 inch plasma tbh
38:00 <psYbR> the lower power consumption / heat output would be nice
40:00 <Floss> i have a 60" in my bedroom lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> do the curved 1s have better picture?
41:00 <Floss> riddler hubby has been watching black lagoon -_-
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> I like that 1
41:00 <TheRiddler> the girl is so mouthy
41:00 <Floss> he thinks im the chick that swears and bashes everyone
42:00 <Floss> im like hun those jean shorts would cause the worst cunt rash
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjHwOn7LAkU
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> fauxy
45:00 <British^Meat>  goodnight B1{MIA}, sleep tight
49:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/3E6B72F0-6EC0-4A98-8131-54C0EBC06A30_zps268dimjy.jpg   <--- Took forever to upload. 
49:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/57D06814-0E70-4FD9-AB43-29B04DCB785B_zpshsxxo9vd.jpg
50:00 <TheRiddler> is it 4k?
50:00 <Skirmish> I think so. 
50:00 <psYbR> nice Skirmish 
50:00 <psYbR> you don't know if its 4k? you just said "that look nice" and threw your wallet at the sales guy?
51:00 <Mew> omg its bendy
51:00 <Skirmish> It had lots of features. 4k wasn't first thing on my mind. 
51:00 <Mew> I've never even seen a TV like that 
52:00 <TheRiddler> wonder what will stick first curved tvs or lazer projectors
52:00 <Serenity> seems gimmicky to me
52:00 <psYbR> don't see the point in curved tbh, it just restricts the viewing angles even further. projectors are cool but you need the right room
53:00 <TokenDaRing> curved monitors were talked about years ago for PC's
53:00 <TokenDaRing> I think it has more application for a wide screen PC screen
53:00 <Serenity> yeah you have to sit right in front of it...
53:00 <psYbR> I'm more keen to see Super AMOLED displays mature a bit more for longer lifespans
53:00 <Serenity> mmm super AMOLED is sex
53:00 <psYbR> they're super duper bright, awesome contrast, awesome power consumption but they have organic components that degrade relatively fast
53:00 <TokenDaRing> like I have three 24" in widescreen and angle the two on the sides so it's kind of a wrap around
56:00 <Skirmish> I'd like a projector but the way the room is shaped + windows where they are it would never work. 
56:00 <psYbR> amoled gets screen burn pretty badly
57:00 <Serenity> so whats the point of the curved screens?
57:00 <psYbR> even my plasma has screen burn :/ spent all its life showing "NOW SELLING" so its burned into the top left
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol a display model
57:00 <psYbR> nah got it from work
57:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
57:00 <Serenity> plasma gets worse screen burn that led
57:00 <psYbR> for a 64" tv it was a pretty good price - free
57:00 <TheRiddler> yes
58:00 <Serenity> thaN
58:00 <Skirmish> Free is a great price. 
58:00 <psYbR> Super AMOLED is a bit different though Sez, look it up, they get rekt after a few years
58:00 <psYbR> lose their awesome contrast too
58:00 <Serenity> i know what it is -_-
58:00 <psYbR> kk
59:00 <faux> Um sez
59:00 <faux> You need to try these waffles
59:00 <faux> They're so fucking good
59:00 <psYbR> its sort of possible to fix plasma screen burn. I haven't tried it yet with mine but I'll give it a shot when I can
59:00 <Serenity> i barely even use my tv anymore im not really bothered by much of it
59:00 <psYbR> my tv is just a second monitor tbh
59:00 <psYbR> I run PLEX in the lounge
00:00 <Serenity> we've got xmbc.. which has changed its name to KODI
00:00 <Serenity> xbmc
00:00 <ShadowLurker> its teh sex
01:00 <TheRiddler> I use my tv for gaming n such
01:00 <TheRiddler> what is plex like?
02:00 <simba> lol skirmish got pwned by the noob at dick smith
02:00 <ShadowLurker> umm he's gone
02:00 <TheRiddler> oh
02:00 <TheRiddler> it's a media share
03:00 <TheRiddler> thanks :D
03:00 <Serenity> wafflewafflwafleaflawafllfalwaflaffle
03:00 <faux> they're so fucking good
03:00 <faux> I'm reallt surprised 
04:00 <Serenity> are they really good or is it the.. you havent had anything sweet for so long anything would taste good haha
04:00 <faux> They're not even sweet
04:00 <faux> They have like 1g of sugar
04:00 <faux> Lol
04:00 <faux> But they're great 
04:00 <faux> Light and fluffy
04:00 <Serenity> flooffy
04:00 <Serenity> nom
04:00 <ShadowLurker> stahp
05:00 <ShadowLurker> im hungreh
05:00 <simba> yum
05:00 <simba> trade u some pharoah rochers 4 one
05:00 <Serenity> i tink im still hung over
05:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf is a pharoah rocher
06:00 <Mew> ferrerer
06:00 <faux>  Yum simby
06:00 <Mew> rercher
06:00 <faux> But I cannot eat it
06:00 <faux> Lol
06:00 <faux> http://www.calorieking.com.au/foods/calories-in-waffles-waffle-original-frozen_f-Y2lkPTUwODQxJmJpZD00OTImZmlkPTIwNDYxOCZwYXI9.html
07:00 <Mew> I've got naughty waffles in the fridge
07:00 <Mew> they ooze sugar lol
07:00 <faux> http://www.westernwholesalers.com.au/images/products/ip001961.jpg
07:00 <faux> Is it nap time yet
07:00 <faux> Is it raining where you guys is
08:00 <Serenity> noop
09:00 <simba> how good are the coconut pharoah rochers 
09:00 <TheRiddler> sunny n clear skies
09:00 <simba> raffaello
09:00 <TheRiddler> the coconut 1s are the best
10:00 <ShadowLurker> http://38.media.tumblr.com/fb9c5f4905f8609363202262a052614d/tumblr_mr6kf4j54K1qdlh1io1_400.gif
10:00 <faux> I love rain but I need to wash my sheets and hanging clothes inside gives me anxiety cos it feels messy
10:00 <faux> ~dilemma~
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> get a clothes dryer stat!
13:00 <ShadowLurker> wow i read that as "get a clothes dryer slut!" im like shit thats a bit full on
13:00 <Mew> lol
14:00 <Mew> gang hanger
14:00 <Mew> Holy shit its leigh of ash trees
14:00 <Serenity> i have zero motivation and i need to do the floors
14:00 <Serenity> ceeeeeebs
15:00 <TheRiddler> I read that holy granger thinking hermione
15:00 <TheRiddler> *as
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i totally need to do uni shit and i've done fuck all - all day
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> winning
16:00 <Mew> have a coffee
16:00 <faux> It's raining 
16:00 <faux> You're exempt 
16:00 <faux> And free to chill 
16:00 <faux> Wrapped in a blankie
16:00 <faux> Mmm
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm i'm thinking exempt lol
17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol hi Mew
17:00 <Serenity> Temp: 27.8°C
17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> And others
18:00 <ShadowLurker> what about pants temp
18:00 <Serenity> im not wearing pants =/
18:00 <ShadowLurker> mmmmmm
18:00 <ShadowLurker> god that made me hungrier
19:00 <Serenity> ..
19:00 <Serenity> stop that
19:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
19:00 <faux> Get a room you fgts
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
20:00 <Serenity> its not me!
20:00 <Serenity> its him
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me, it's cold outside :/
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i may actually consider giving up smoking and start up knitting
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <Serenity> There is an entire thread on bubhub about getting rid of pantry moths.. seriously how fucking hard is it. throw everything in packets away and clean the pantry. its not fucking rocket science you boring sluts
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh good ol bubhub
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> a wonderful source of useless info
22:00 <Serenity> they are wankers
22:00 <Serenity> 'help i have pantry moths what do i do'
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> my child has crapped for 80 days, should I take him/her to the doctors
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Serenity> collect them and eat them you ratty moll
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> collect them!
22:00 <TheRiddler> how do ppl get pantry moths
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> then make wonderful a wonderful collage 
23:00 <Serenity> it just happens
23:00 <TheRiddler> I've never seen them
23:00 <Serenity> eggs come in things liek flour etc then they infest everything
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you probably keep lids on things
23:00 <simba> by not sealin ur foods
23:00 <Serenity> throw everything out. disinfect your cupboard. start again
23:00 <Serenity> its not hard
23:00 <TheRiddler> oh that's probably why
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, that is why you don't have them
24:00 <TheRiddler> now onto the question on why ppl dont seal stuff lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lazy
24:00 <TheRiddler> you should blast them about that lol
24:00 <Serenity> i have everything in tupperware and i had to throw out flour the other day because it was full of death moths
24:00 <TheRiddler> gross
25:00 <TheRiddler> the worse I've had to deal with is ants
25:00 <Floss> yeah ants suck
26:00 <TheRiddler> and snails in the mail
26:00 <TheRiddler> maybe that's why they call it snail mail :p
27:00 <faux> Lol.
27:00 <faux> good one dad
27:00 <Floss> rofl
27:00 <Serenity> rofl
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <faux> The thng I hate most
27:00 <faux> In the world
27:00 <faux> Is fruit flies
27:00 <Floss> nobody say they are hungry
27:00 <Floss> oh i hate them too faux
27:00 <faux> One ripe banana and I see a couple abd want to vomit
28:00 <faux> They shit me to tears
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <Floss> HI HUNGRY IM DAD
28:00 <Floss> DAMMIT
28:00 <faux> oh ok
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Dammit dad
28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I thought you were dead?
28:00 <faux> ..
28:00 <faux> Awks
28:00 <Floss> you sneaky sneaky
28:00 <TheRiddler> I remember once biting into a apricot and found flies where the pit was meant to be
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
29:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure if it was a dream
29:00 <faux> Omg
29:00 <faux> LOL
29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ewwwww
29:00 <faux> wtf
29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Get it away
29:00 <faux> Once I fought a dinosaur 
29:00 <Floss> we have a bucket in the kitchen for scraps for the pigs... i cannot look at it
29:00 <faux> Not sure if it was a dream 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… next
29:00 <faux> You have kids?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
29:00 <TheRiddler> it felt real
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i fear for the next generation
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> I honestly do
29:00 <faux> Lmao
30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I fear for THIS generation
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> why
30:00 <faux> When my neighbours son comes go visit
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm fine
30:00 <faux> He slams the door every 5 minutes 
30:00 <faux> SO LOUDLY
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunt a saurus
30:00 <faux> I wanna shit on their doorstep
30:00 <faux> It makes me jump every time 
30:00 <Floss> do you yell at him from your chair while watching wheel of fortune faux
30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Haha
31:00 <Floss> in your buttoned cardigan
31:00 <faux> No he's lovely 
31:00 <Serenity> lol now theres a thread about sex toy parties kate, and they're all oh no i would NEVER go to one.. nope.. we dont need to know about peoples sex lives.. keep that private
31:00 <faux> He just smashes the door too loud
31:00 <Serenity> haha prudes
31:00 <faux> Are you calling me old how rude
31:00 <Floss> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
31:00 <Floss> i like to squish all the dildos id so be in that
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm gonna go on there and pots dragon dicks
31:00 <faux> LOL
31:00 <Floss> i wanna touch one of those fake bum bum things for gay boys also
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> get some cock up  ya mood, love
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> post*
31:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
32:00 <Floss> what started they sex toy post?
32:00 <Serenity> these women are all.. sex in the missionary position with the lights off under the covers, only if you're married and only to make babies type people
32:00 <Floss> is it negative from the beginning?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> sad really!
32:00 <Floss> good grief
33:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
33:00 <Serenity> http://www.bubhub.com.au/community/forums/showthread.php?540276-Adult-party-planning/page1
33:00 <Floss> they prob keep their clothes on and eyes shut
33:00 <Floss> if your nose hasnt accidentaly gone inside a butthole ITS NOT SEX
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> no my cup of tea
34:00 <Floss> its not really my cup of lukewarm water
34:00 <Floss> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> so they say
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd go with hubby.. or we would look online
34:00 <Serenity> the parties are hilariously funny
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes, you don't need the husband to fucking hold your hand to buy a plastic dick
34:00 <TheRiddler> they probably all really into stuff they'd never share online
34:00 <Serenity> they arent
34:00 <TheRiddler> or anyone outside their husband
35:00 <Serenity> they are all prudish wankers
35:00 <TheRiddler> and swinger group
35:00 <TheRiddler> :p
35:00 <faux> Lolll @ not making eye contact with the person selling them something sex related 
35:00 <faux> Yowzer
35:00 <Floss> lol my favourite salesgirls are the ones at the sex shop
36:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
36:00 <TheRiddler> they're all 50+ blondes
36:00 <Floss> they seem like theyd be such a good laugh
36:00 <Floss> lol yes
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> "It's not my kind of thing at all. I'm a pretty jokey goofball type of gal, but I guess you could say I'm a bit sexually conservative 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Quite a few years ago I was invited to a 'lingerie party' and I had no clue there would be all manor of 'toys' for sale (in fact, there was hardly any lingerie!). I felt uncomfortable."
36:00 <Serenity> we went to one and they had all their vibrators on aboard
36:00 <Serenity> a board
37:00 <Floss> LOL
37:00 <Serenity> and we had them all vibing to the same frequency.. sounded good
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH MY GAWD
37:00 <Floss> COME N HAVE A SQUAT GIRLS!
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Serenity> people take themselves and sex way too seriously
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
38:00 <Floss> these women all sound like people i would not want to have any contact with
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> If you can't laugh about it- why bother
39:00 <Serenity> sex is sacred business between a husband and wife, it is not a laughing matter
39:00 <TheRiddler> what did they do at their hens night
39:00 <Floss> prob go bowling
39:00 <Floss> night mass
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <Mew> drink out of a penis straw and be ashamed for life
39:00 <Serenity> sat at home with a packet of sayos
39:00 <TheRiddler> yes
40:00 <TheRiddler> my sister did that
40:00 <Serenity> i cnat remember what i did
40:00 <TheRiddler> I think
40:00 <Serenity> i think i got really stoned
40:00 <Floss> ill know more when i see the photos
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> hen's night?
40:00 <Mew> I wanna get gang banged on my hens night
40:00 <TheRiddler> they had sex toys at her 1
40:00 <Mew> get a lineup at a fancy hotel
40:00 <Floss> lol mew
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> just the hens
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> or the cocks too
41:00 <TheRiddler> and a topless bartender guy
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> topless er
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> naked
41:00 <Floss> lol
41:00 <Floss> all or nothing
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> and have donuts on his cock to eat
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
41:00 <Floss> looooool
41:00 <TheRiddler> all the older women wanted nothing to do with it
41:00 <Floss> thats sad
41:00 <TheRiddler> yes
42:00 <Serenity> people are too uptight
42:00 <Floss> i have so much fun at the sex shop
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didn't get a stripper for my hens, mostly because the strippers are rank
42:00 <Serenity> i dont like male strippers
42:00 <Serenity> yuck
42:00 <Floss> its better to just approach hot guys, say its your hens night, see if theyl strip
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <Mew> I went to a 25th with a stripper and he let anyone who wanted to give him a wristy infront of everyone
43:00 <Floss> then you have some control over quality
43:00 <Mew> I don't even know if that's allowed
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> classy!
43:00 <Floss> lol arrgghh purell purell purell
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope he was slugging back a tinny
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and rolling a smoke 
43:00 <Mew> I did it for a bit hahaha
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <Floss> lol his cock would be so red and torn up at the end of every night
43:00 <Mew> must try everything thrown my way
43:00 <Mew> Or I'll regret it lol
44:00 <Floss> he prob has to limp back to his mums house
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11083920_10205639255013059_470796237340609648_n.jpg?oh=9311323d5adfcdc602fc37649c52507d&oe=5599FEAE&__gda__=1441141649_3264eca51df03bd2b49f6f87b8bccdf5
44:00 <Mew> I remember how smooth and huge it was
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahaha
44:00 <TheRiddler> there's the bartender
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. um…. no
45:00 <Floss> omg i swear i know the chick on the left
45:00 <Floss> ive seen her somewhere
45:00 <Floss> i know the bartender too
45:00 <TheRiddler> which 1?
45:00 <Floss> school maybe?
45:00 <Floss> the chick in black
45:00 <TheRiddler> could be
46:00 <Floss> yeah i know both from somewhere haha random
46:00 <TheRiddler> the jacket or the tube top dress
47:00 <Floss> jacket, actually i think i worked with her
47:00 <Floss> trying to remember her name
47:00 <TheRiddler> ok
48:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11149362_570553159754544_3780581908850538684_n.jpg?oh=85e373d1349b92811eb8d15505e877a2&oe=55A3C8A5&__gda__=1440475948_0853c636a8002b2768da34b41214fa33
49:00 <Floss> lol
10:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Adventurous mew! I dont think id be game..
12:00 <psYbR> don't like ash you're easy mode
13:00 <ashleighxtrinity> You shhh
14:00 <psYbR> no you shhh
14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ok
15:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/8F6f3rg.jpg
15:00 <faux> I feel like you could turn her forehead into an airport
15:00 <psYbR> plenty of space for one
19:00 <zaim> thats not a forhead
19:00 <zaim> its a fivehead
22:00 <British^Meat> lol fuck
22:00 <British^Meat> is that real?
23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Is Roger from American dad
23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Its*
28:00 <Floss> is it nap time or something?
29:00 <TokenDaRing> yup
29:00 <TokenDaRing> I just got back from having lunch at a Thai place
31:00 <TokenDaRing> psYbR: your girl left
31:00 <TokenDaRing> :(
35:00 <TheRon> Hi
36:00 <TokenDaRing> hey TheRiddler
36:00 <TokenDaRing> and TheRon
37:00 <Floss> i have number spaghetti
38:00 <TheRon> Good for you
38:00 <TheRon> I made pumpkin soup
38:00 <TokenDaRing> I had green thai curry and roti
39:00 <TheRon> Can we pick.on loof again that was fun
40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Be nice to loofy!
40:00 <nate> loofy isnt even nice to himself;l
41:00 <nate> hes aloof whaha!
41:00 <TokenDaRing> nate life moves pretty fast
41:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hoho
41:00 <nate> TokenDaRing it doesnt move fast
41:00 <TokenDaRing> ashleighxtrinity: loof goes off at everyone in here
41:00 <TokenDaRing> he's paranoid, like tisk
42:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol ok
42:00 <nate> why does life move fast?
42:00 <TheRiddler> I have pasta in a cup
42:00 <nate> u can do nothing with ya life :D
42:00 <nate> it might go slower
42:00 <nate> :D~
43:00 <TheRon> I've got like this beer
44:00 <TheRon> I've heard John laws doesn't leave the studio to pee, he really is the man behind the golden shower
45:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler: John Laws is Picard?
45:00 <TheRon> Yes!
47:00 <TheRon> I miss the 90's
48:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't
48:00 <TokenDaRing> dial up sucked
48:00 <TheRon> Great tunes, and I think the drugs were better
48:00 <Fez> hello
48:00 <TheRon> Breasts
51:00 <TheRon> Carlton draught is made from beer
52:00 <Fez> only 2?
53:00 <TheRon> 3
53:00 <Fez> pot,schooner,pint and breasts of beer are great
53:00 <TokenDaRing> titty bear
53:00 <TokenDaRing> beer
53:00 <nate> fez has 2 many girlfriends
53:00 <TheRon> Titty bourbon and coke
53:00 <Fez> is there such a thing?
54:00 <Fez> titty anything and ill be pleased
54:00 <roke> titties and pussies
54:00 <TheRon> I was gonna get some tit, but then I got high
54:00 <Fez> its raining
55:00 <Fez> great white shirt weather
55:00 <Fez> hello ladies
56:00 <roke> its raining and pouring, old man is snoring
56:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I wore a white blouse this morning
56:00 <TheRon> Excellent
56:00 <Fez> did it get wet ashleighxtrinity?
56:00 <TheRon> Way to be forward
57:00 <Fez> too soon?
57:00 <roke> lol Fez
57:00 <roke> white blouse is pretty
57:00 <Fez> wet white blouse, prettier
57:00 <roke> yes
57:00 <roke> wet white blouse and wet white panties
57:00 <TheRon> Maybe ask her out for coffee first
58:00 <nate> fezzy u get em! dont tell ya other girlfriends
58:00 <roke> with wet white shoes and a wet white bra
58:00 <roke> lol nate
58:00 <Fez> you guys spoilt it
59:00 <nate> u see tony abbot bindge drinking video!
59:00 <roke> yeh i was there
59:00 <roke> he pulled out an ice pipe later for everyone
59:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol. It was a bit of a mistake. Pink bra
59:00 <roke> pink bra nice
59:00 <roke> from kmart?
00:00 <TheRon> How many pm's after that ?
00:00 <roke> 1
00:00 <roke> from Fez
00:00 <nate> fez getting his wick wet!
00:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol none.
00:00 <TheRon> I hope he gets the leg over
00:00 <roke> fez is wanking
00:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Probably
00:00 <nate> TokenDaRing is spamming me, feels good :D
01:00 <nate> something about life
01:00 <roke> that guy is a loser
01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Go fez! Faster! You can do it!
01:00 <TokenDaRing> hey roke
01:00 <roke> fez wank over the table
01:00 <TokenDaRing> you ugly mutt
01:00 <TheRon> Hello!
01:00 <nate> is fez making love to something?
01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> His hand
01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Apparently
01:00 <nate> how dull
02:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Mm
02:00 <TheRon> Bananas in pyjamas they are gay right?
03:00 <roke> yes gay
03:00 <roke> and teletubbies one was a convicted pedo
04:00 <TheRon> Was his name touchy?
04:00 <TokenDaRing> roke you only know that because you were buddies with him
04:00 <roke> ohh that was such a good one TokenDaRing
04:00 <roke> fuck man
04:00 <TheRon> The all new stop touching me Elmore
04:00 <roke> so much thought
04:00 <TheRon> Elmo 
04:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: stop, you're getting Roke all aroused
05:00 <ShadowLurker> heh floaties
05:00 <ShadowLurker> http://38.media.tumblr.com/35d48af863aeef351bc257836fc3f39a/tumblr_mtnwxfj6wK1rv6uzho1_250.gif
05:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Theyre life saving equipment
05:00 <roke> ohh look im still obsessed over boob pics on the net
06:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Why wouldn't you be
06:00 <roke> its childish
06:00 <simba> boobs are childish?
06:00 <TokenDaRing> roke not into the ladies I take it?
06:00 <roke> look boobies yay
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Boobs are awesome
06:00 <Serenity> lol childish
06:00 <TheRon> Breast is best
06:00 <Serenity> roke likes dudes. youre making him uncomfortable
06:00 <simba> you shouldnt be exposing your children to pornography just ftr
06:00 <roke> nothing wrong with that
07:00 <Serenity> dont pm me roke
07:00 <Serenity> say it in public
07:00 <TheRon> Jimmy eat world - the middle
07:00 <TheRiddler> who is roke
07:00 <roke> im asking you yourself
07:00 <roke> do you have a problem with gay people?
08:00 <simba> wait isnt that saemon
08:00 <Serenity> no
08:00 <TheRiddler> no to which
08:00 <ashleighxtrinity> So roke is gay?
08:00 <roke> so why bring up sexuality?
08:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Dont tell psYbR
08:00 <Serenity> lol roke no i dont have a problem with gay people. if you had a brain in your head youd know how outrageous that statement is
08:00 <roke> in an attempt to riddicule me
08:00 <TheRiddler> why get deffensive
08:00 <Serenity> because it fits with what i said roke
08:00 <roke> no it does not
08:00 <Serenity> you like men. looking at boobs makes you uncomfortable
08:00 <roke> it does not make me uncomfortable
08:00 <psYbR> thx ashleighxtrinity i'm already taken with TokenDaRing 
08:00 <TheRon> Men with boobs?
08:00 <roke> is it ok if i post pics of cocks then?
09:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yes!
09:00 <Serenity> if you want to
09:00 <roke> just want to clarify something
09:00 <roke> ok cool
09:00 <psYbR> omg
09:00 <TheRon> I post cocks all the time
09:00 <TheRon> Bantams, sometime Rhode Island reds
09:00 <roke> http://www.acontrolledsubstance.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Screen-Shot-2013-07-25-at-7.31.53-PM.png
09:00 <psYbR> big cock http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/chickens/images/c/c8/Hen.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101227230128
09:00 <simba> oh its the 1 that abuses peoples children
09:00 <Serenity> lol psYbR
10:00 <TheRon> Simba dumb question, port win?
10:00 <Serenity> i was trying to clarify if it was plivent
10:00 <simba> def
10:00 <TheRon> Awesome
10:00 <TheRon> Cats v north next week
11:00 <simba> theyre pests
11:00 <simba> smash them down 2 the vfl
11:00 <TheRiddler> which coaches will be sacked
11:00 <TheRon> I blame brayshaw
11:00 <TheRiddler> hardwick
12:00 <TheRon> Brad Scott if he doesn't make the prelim
12:00 <TheRiddler> maybe
12:00 <TheRiddler> his plan is better than hardwicks
12:00 <TheRon> Did the cats get the better Scott?
14:00 <TheRiddler> anyone could win with that list in 2011
14:00 <zaim> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadillidiidae
15:00 <TheRiddler> I probably say so
15:00 <TheRon> The cats need Dangerfield now
15:00 <TheRon> Boak should come home too
15:00 <simba> he is home
16:00 <simba> u can take clangerfield
16:00 <simba> hes a pussy
16:00 <TheRiddler> problem is that their list has gotten to the point where the old guys cant keep it going anymore
16:00 <simba> last year of finals???!!!
16:00 <ShadowLurker> hooly dooly http://40.media.tumblr.com/2ba78eb3adaddf8f7c1e3aef0dd714f1/tumblr_njgeyvnMrP1qj7rv3o1_500.jpg
17:00 <ShadowLurker> dems massif
17:00 <TheRon> Rebuilding year for Geelong
17:00 <TheRiddler> pies want rance
17:00 <simba> im sure they do
17:00 <simba> collingwood are shitholes
18:00 <TheRon> Rance has said retirement is an option
18:00 <simba> theyre pathetic only meth heads wanna go there
18:00 <TheRiddler> dogs are after henderson
19:00 <simba> transfer rumors in april?
19:00 <simba> plz
19:00 <simba> this isnt england
19:00 <TheRiddler> yes true
19:00 <simba> ThIS IS ENGLAND
20:00 <simba> jk 
20:00 <TheRon> The ashes
20:00 <British^Meat> great movie/song
20:00 <British^Meat> series
20:00 <TheRiddler> it's a movie
20:00 <TheRiddler> or is there 1 of all 3
20:00 <British^Meat> tis all 3 my friend
20:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
20:00 <British^Meat> The Clash - This is england
21:00 <British^Meat> This is england THE MOVIE
21:00 <TheRon> I watched an hour of deadline Gallipoli last night, what do I do tonight?
21:00 <British^Meat> and This is England The Series
21:00 <simba> mite hire it from blockbuster tonight
21:00 <TheRon> I love a good war
21:00 <TheRon> Movie
22:00 <British^Meat> i must admit, ive not actually seen the movie
22:00 <British^Meat> Got it, never watched it
22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Shame roke was kicked, i could stand to see more links like that
23:00 <TheRiddler> he's life banned for threatening to rape a child
23:00 <TokenDaRing> ashleighxtrinity: have you heard about this thing called google?
23:00 <TheRiddler> or something like that
23:00 <TheRon> Roke sees dead people
23:00 <British^Meat> who or what is he?
23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I have but its hard to Google dicks at work yknow?
23:00 <simba> tumblr dicks then
24:00 <TheRon> Google cocks instead
24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> TheRiddler, u mean roke?
24:00 <TheRiddler> yes
24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ok.. thats weird
24:00 <ShadowLurker> lol plivent loves the dicks
25:00 <Serenity> hes threatened to rape maurices kates and my kids
25:00 <Serenity> on numerous occasions
26:00 <TheRon> Does anybody else just wanna punch the new purple wiggle?
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> :/ what a tool
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Find him and punch his throar
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Throat
26:00 <British^Meat> oh plivent
26:00 <TheRon> Too happy for mine
26:00 <British^Meat> yer that guys a weirdo
26:00 <Serenity> he would never say this shit to people irl
28:00 <TheRon> Mötley Crüe - dr feel good
30:00 <TheRon> Beer is good for what ales you
30:00 <Serenity> i wish i had beer
30:00 <TheRon> No splits?
31:00 <TheRon> Spiffs
31:00 <Serenity> loll
31:00 <TheRon> Damn this iPad to hell
31:00 <Serenity> no spliffs
33:00 <TheRon> Saints in Wellington
33:00 <TheRon> At 11.10
33:00 <TheRon> Cool we can start drinking then
34:00 <TheRon> Got to honour those diggers
37:00 <TheRon> Faker - hurricane
38:00 <TheRon> I'm looking at a join the dots on abc for kids, gee I wonder what that could be
39:00 <doctor> beer and boobs?
39:00 <TheRiddler> it's a monkey with a big banana between his legs
39:00 <TheRon> It was a kangaroo
39:00 <TheRiddler> oh
40:00 <TokenDaRing> tisk is sad
40:00 <TokenDaRing> how tragic
40:00 <TheRiddler> a politically correct kangaroo would have tyre tracks
40:00 <TheRon> When Quinn the Eskimo gets here everybody's gonna jump for joy
44:00 <TheRon> Hold on by Wilson Phillips reminds me of Harold and Kumar
47:00 <TheRon> It's DARE
50:00 <TheRon> The Cookie Monster in rehab gets me every time
53:00 <TheRon> Snoop Dogg - signs
54:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!
55:00 <TheRon> I lost my shirt I pawned my rings, I've done all the dumb things
57:00 <TheRon> Look
57:00 <TheRon> Loof
59:00 <TheRon> Hi
01:00 <simba> h
05:00 <TheRon> Gallipoli
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Monopolli
07:00 <TheRon> A car drove through Another house do ppl not know how to drive
08:00 <simba> maybe he knew exactly what he was doing
08:00 <TheRon> Really?
09:00 <simba> Yes.
11:00 <TheRon> We can be heroes just for one day
12:00 <simba> say you'll see me again even if its just in your wildest dreams
13:00 <flee> Hello #melbourne i am flee, 32 m from melb
13:00 <TheRon> Watching any Gallipoli stuff this week?
14:00 <simba> no
14:00 <flee> 100 years and still at war
14:00 <TheRon> Deadline Gallipoli is actually very good
15:00 <flee> theres been 6000 nuclear bombs let off in the last 100 years
15:00 <simba> did you count them all
15:00 <flee> none of you will be here in 100 years
16:00 <simba> you wont be here in 20
16:00 <TheRon> The machines will take over
17:00 <British^Meat> Galipolli shows are like james bond movies
17:00 <British^Meat> on every year
18:00 <flee> any way im going to digitaly bomb melb in this film im making
18:00 <British^Meat> lol
18:00 <British^Meat> who's doing the script? SlinkyJ?
19:00 <flee> final draft
19:00 <TheRiddler> superman is the terrorist
20:00 <TheRon> Christopher reeve?
20:00 <TheRiddler> the user on austnet not the comic book 1
21:00 <TheRon> Oh supes you've let yourself go
21:00 <British^Meat> hah, yer make a movie about austnet
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
21:00 <TheRiddler> wb
21:00 <British^Meat> about an underground group of troglodiyes trying to take over
21:00 <British^Meat> #CATS vs #AUSTNET
22:00 <Floss> british meat can be the black guy that dies first
22:00 <British^Meat> only if im impaled
22:00 <TheRon> Cats should be pies
22:00 <British^Meat> i wont settle for anything less
22:00 <TheRiddler> impaled by a giant cock
23:00 <British^Meat> ooer!
23:00 <British^Meat> the cock that wouldnt stop
24:00 <TheRon> Stereo phonics - Dakota
24:00 <TheRon> The best song ever
25:00 <British^Meat> When are Bit Strip comics gonna make a come back?
39:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYG0YWdkSKI
48:00 <flee> word up mutherfukker
03:00 <TheRiddler> this show has some graphical shit somteims
03:00 <TheRiddler> *sometimes
03:00 <flee> PRINTSCREEN
03:00 <TheRiddler> like detailed dead bodies
03:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not watching on computer
04:00 <flee> ur computer is a gateway to the world
04:00 <flee> without it ftp wouldnt exist
08:00 <flee> Police have released a FACE image of a man they would like to speak to after an armed robbery at a milkbar in Elwood.
08:00 <flee> prefect pitch
24:00 <flee> evolution they say bollocks i say
24:00 <flee> put chor headin the ground
25:00 <StrykerX> Right
25:00 <StrykerX> Letz do this nigguh
25:00 <amsy> do what
26:00 <StrykerX> THIS
26:00 <StrykerX> Don't question it.
26:00 <StrykerX> Just accept it.
26:00 <TokenDaRing> I didn't do it
26:00 <TokenDaRing> it was other people
27:00 <flee> for more information plz visit www.vic.gov.au
28:00 <flee> trick a treat
28:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, lies
28:00 <StrykerX> Lies and deceit
29:00 <flee> TokenDaRing comes from a inbred family
29:00 <TokenDaRing> flee: I didn't know we were related?
29:00 <zaim> its true
30:00 <flee> TokenDaRing brings a new meaning when two worlds collide
31:00 <TokenDaRing> flee: had any head trauma lately?
32:00 <flee> TokenDaRing has ran out of st anglican food vouchers at bilo
33:00 <TokenDaRing> wtf is bilo?
33:00 <StrykerX> Bilo still exists?
33:00 <StrykerX> WHERE?!
33:00 <TokenDaRing> OH yeah
33:00 <flee> hahahahaha
33:00 <TokenDaRing> shit, that hasn't been around for decades
33:00 <flee> coles took them over
33:00 <flee> what about franklins
33:00 <TokenDaRing> flee, did someone bash you with a crowbar while you were trying to break in?
33:00 <flee> tucker bag
33:00 <TokenDaRing> flee yeah, obv. you haven't been out in about twenty years
33:00 <TokenDaRing> but they don't exist anymore dude
37:00 <flee> i got a firearms, liqour, prositution licenses
37:00 <TokenDaRing> cool story
39:00 <amsy> lmao @ franklins and tucker bag
39:00 <StrykerX> Wow.. 
39:00 <StrykerX> Tuckerbag
39:00 <amsy> love remembering old shop names
39:00 <amsy> like brashs
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> tucker bag
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> mew!
40:00 <StrykerX> I remember Tuckerbag
40:00 <Mew> kake!
40:00 <StrykerX> Me and my sister wound up in the local paper
40:00 <StrykerX> Promoting them as kids
40:00 <Mew> has anyone had tramadol before?
41:00 <flee> yes Mew with a guy called scott that chatted here he took me out shouted me drinks all night long in the city
41:00 <amsy> ive just had a whole stack of it mew
41:00 <flee> i think it was pain reflief 
41:00 <StrykerX> Tramadol? Is that one of those generic Panadols?
41:00 <Mew> is it okay?? Or sketchy
41:00 <amsy> its fine
41:00 <Mew> Noooo strykerx
41:00 <flee> its crap get heroin
41:00 <amsy> relieved pain/knocked me out
42:00 <StrykerX> Generic Nurofin?
42:00 <amsy> did what it was supposed to do i guess
42:00 <Mew> my Dr just said hes going to make me a happy dribbling mess and prescribed tramadol cos codeine wasn't working
43:00 <Mew> but its not paracetamol or ibuprofen or codeine so I dunno what its gonna feel like
43:00 <flee> your doctor is indian
43:00 <StrykerX> Oh right
43:00 <Mew> nah he's British lol
43:00 <Mew> He did my epidural in his pyjamas
43:00 <SAD> what wrong with u Mew
43:00 <amsy> i would have thought it would be on par with codeine strength wise
43:00 <SAD> ?
43:00 <SAD> back pain?
44:00 <Mew> Nah tooth
44:00 <SAD> k
44:00 <Serenity> tramadol will give you fucked up dreams lol
44:00 <Serenity> have fun mew
44:00 <StrykerX> Now.. When you say fucked up..
44:00 <Mew> I already have those haha
44:00 <SAD> olanzapine fucks my dreams if i dont smoke weed for ages
44:00 <StrykerX> Should I be getting this pill?
44:00 <Serenity> tramadol is intense lol you will be off your face
44:00 <amsy> i dreamt last night that my IV fluid bag filled up with my blood when the saline finished and then explided over everything
44:00 <StrykerX> SAD, since that will never happen
44:00 <Mew> Fuck yeeeeah
44:00 <amsy> exploded*
45:00 <SAD> like u dreaming and u think u are awake
45:00 <StrykerX> Your dreams are safe.
45:00 <SAD> and get scared to wake up
45:00 <Mew> He gave me cepacane too to numb my whole mouth
45:00 <StrykerX> amsy, sounds like you dream like me
45:00 <StrykerX> lolol
45:00 <amsy> lol
45:00 <amsy> i wasnt even scared
45:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, sold!
45:00 <Mew> I'm gonna give the weirdest blowie later
45:00 <StrykerX> What's it for?
45:00 <Serenity> i use capacane when i have tonsilitis
45:00 <amsy> amused and slightly embarrassed
45:00 <StrykerX> Pain?
45:00 <Serenity> cepacane
45:00 <StrykerX> Tramadol
45:00 <amsy> yeah its a pain killer
45:00 <Mew> yeah pain
46:00 <Mew> I'm gonna pop 7 hangon
46:00 <amsy> lol
46:00 <Mew> juuuuust kitten
46:00 <amsy> see u in da uvva side
46:00 <amsy> on****
46:00 <StrykerX> Sweet
46:00 <Serenity> they give you tramadol after operations n stuf
46:00 <SAD> if it was lsd id pop 7
46:00 <Mew> omg lol
46:00 <Mew> he was excited to give me some LOL
46:00 <StrykerX> Oh right
47:00 <Serenity> moderate to severe pain medication
47:00 <StrykerX> So I cant just get it for pain
47:00 <Serenity> on par with oxys probably better
47:00 <Mew> what pain do you have?
47:00 <StrykerX> Ah
47:00 <StrykerX> None, I just wanna trip out..
47:00 <StrykerX> JUNIE4LYF
47:00 <flee> mew if u had a option between pain reflief and none what would u choose
47:00 <StrykerX> Oh, hello SAD
47:00 <StrykerX> JUNKIE4LYF*
47:00 <SAD> nah
47:00 <Mew> JUNO4LYF
48:00 <SAD> uno4lf
48:00 <amsy> lol i was wondering who junie was...
48:00 <StrykerX> Shhhhhhh
48:00 <SAD> im bored
48:00 <Mew> I don't wanna sleep yet
48:00 <Serenity> anyway
48:00 <StrykerX> Go have another bong, SAD 
48:00 <Serenity> i wish i was mew tonight
48:00 <Serenity> haha
48:00 <TokenDaRing> SAD: just smoke some bongs mate
48:00 <SAD> mate was in melbourne smoking weed in the park
48:00 <Mew> Will I trip balls if I hold off sleep?
48:00 <SAD> at 4.20
48:00 <Mew> (Not wanting to trip balls)
49:00 <Serenity> i dunno it might force you to sleep
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <SAD> trippin is cool
49:00 <SAD> but i did it to much
49:00 <amsy> me eyes just wobbled, it was hard for me not to sleep
49:00 <Mew> I have to be a parent while on this shit lol
49:00 <amsy> my*
49:00 <flee> im selling booze yáll
49:00 <SAD> k
49:00 <flee> $5 a can
49:00 <SAD> tramdol
49:00 <Mew> Ben gets home in about an hr so I should be alright til then
49:00 <SAD> tremers
49:00 <SAD> yeah i get it
50:00 <flee> mew i think cocaine or extasy might hhelp ur pain maybe some herion
50:00 <SAD> goaway drugo
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
50:00 <Serenity> well mew i dont even take mersyndol while i have to be parenting so i couldnt take tramadol lol
50:00 <SAD> ftw
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck is wrong with people
51:00 <SAD> everything
51:00 <StrykerX>  <SAD> goaway drugo << Ironic comment of the YEAR
51:00 <SAD> nope
51:00 <SAD> drugo means u buy drugs
51:00 <SAD> i dont
51:00 <StrykerX> So you steal them?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sad no one cares
51:00 <SAD> no
51:00 <SAD> kate
51:00 <SAD> :)
52:00 <SAD> ive actually been katatonic b4
52:00 <SAD> on shrooms lsd and xtc same time
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm sure you have
52:00 <flee> yer mushies
52:00 <SAD> yep
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you sad
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't give a fuck
52:00 <Serenity> lolll
52:00 <Mew> OKAY IVE DROPPED, GUYS
53:00 <SAD> i know if u gave a fuck u be in my bed
53:00 <Mew> T: 00:00
53:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL SAD
53:00 <Serenity> ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
53:00 <TokenDaRing> no one is going to be in your bed SAD
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits - we have not fucked.
53:00 <Serenity> mew tell us how you feel in 25 mins
53:00 <Serenity> my cat is legit head butting me atm
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <SAD> im actually a nice guy
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> for dinner?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> sad, you're a troll
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off
54:00 <SAD> sad i cant say that about much of u
54:00 <Serenity> nah hes a burmese
54:00 <Serenity> cuddle town
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww
54:00 <Serenity> dont go getting lippy chris
54:00 <Serenity> you're a cockhead of the highest order
54:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
54:00 <SAD> says ruler of the cockheads
55:00 <Serenity> i dont rule anyone
55:00 <SAD> u think u do
55:00 <Serenity> no i dont LOL
55:00 <SAD> ok cuddly one
56:00 <StrykerX> SAD, why are you so angry?
56:00 <Mew> chris I'm gonna take you to gallifrey and put you in the void
56:00 <Serenity> woah, was that a dr who reference
56:00 <SAD> why what did i do
56:00 <Mew> Yes
56:00 <Mew> yes it was
56:00 <Serenity> thats a little hot
56:00 <Mew> are u moist
56:00 <SAD> can billy piper come too
56:00 <Serenity> very
57:00 <SAD> or what was her name
57:00 <SAD> she was in new series when it first started
57:00 <Serenity> HER NAME IS ROSE
57:00 <Serenity> AND YOU CANT HAVE HER
57:00 <StrykerX> He's trying to lose his virginity
57:00 <Mew> secret diary of a call girl?
57:00 <SAD> i dont want her
57:00 <StrykerX> Give the man some space
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> that wasn't that good mew
57:00 <Mew> That series was so fucking sexy
57:00 <Mew> I loved it!!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> a reckon.....
58:00 <Serenity> i think its not netflix
58:00 <Serenity> i should finish watching it
58:00 <Mew> it made me wanna be a glamorous prostitute
59:00 <Serenity> i just watched a doco 'life after porn'
59:00 <Mew> I still wanna charge for sex one time just to say I've done it
59:00 <Dugnuts> jej
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Dugnuts> heh
59:00 <Dugnuts> i got paid for it once
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> just charge the hubby / boyf
59:00 <Dugnuts> certainly was a big ego rush
59:00 <Mew> Did it feel dirty?
59:00 <Serenity> i told a boy once in high school id give him a wristy if he bought my smokes for me
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh, you did not
59:00 <Serenity> is that the same thing
59:00 <Dugnuts> nope
00:00 <Dugnuts> but then im a guy
00:00 <Mew> I've done that Kate haha
00:00 <Mew> I did anal for $50
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're the best mew !
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: Dr Who is on Netflix
00:00 <Dugnuts> well then you already got paid!
00:00 <Dugnuts> :P
00:00 <Serenity> yeah i know token
00:00 <Serenity> but i already had em all
00:00 <TokenDaRing> oh what show didn't you think was on it?
00:00 <Serenity> diary of a call girl
00:00 <TokenDaRing> ahh nah
01:00 <flee> 1900 GOFUCK Serenity
01:00 <TokenDaRing> not a bad show really
01:00 <SAD> dang i would be in debt
01:00 <Mew> Id give it 6.5/10
01:00 <SAD> if that number was real
01:00 <Serenity> do i get to see billies tits?
01:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
01:00 <Serenity> jesus fucking christ
02:00 <Mew> Yup
02:00 <Mew> Lots and lots of Billie in lingerie
02:00 <Serenity> .................
02:00 <flee> Serenity is committing martydom
02:00 <Serenity> well im sold mew
02:00 <Mew> You'll be frothing for a month
02:00 <Mew> I'm excited for you lol
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: looks like you have an admirer
03:00 <Serenity> when i watched all the L word.. ShadowLurker got laid like 50% more
03:00 <Serenity> maybe this will do the same
03:00 <flee> can shadowlurker make moonshine ?
03:00 <Serenity> wot.
03:00 <SAD> grog is shit
03:00 <SAD> i like being sober now
04:00 <Serenity> you arent sober.
04:00 <Dugnuts> heh, yeah, secret diary was a good show
04:00 <Dugnuts> in the later seasons she used a butt double
04:00 <SAD> i havent touched grog since friday
04:00 <SAD> how is that not sober
04:00 <flee> i drink M-F
05:00 <flee> im getting a liqour license
05:00 <SAD> exscape isim
05:00 <SAD> is shit
06:00 <SAD> drinking only makes shit worse
06:00 <Serenity> oh thats why chris is getting all mouthy hes not drinking
06:00 <Serenity> he doesnt realise smoking pot and taking drugs everyday means hes not sober
06:00 <SAD> nah just being silly
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh great!
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: he's getting withdrawals
06:00 <TokenDaRing> probably antsy as shit
06:00 <SAD> i havent smoked weed today
07:00 <SAD> only drug i do
07:00 <SAD> cbf u get idiots coming over buying ya bong of ya
07:00 <SAD> end of story
08:00 <simba> ok m8
08:00 <SAD> ive seen drugs ruin lives
09:00 <simba> who cares
09:00 <simba> stop talking about drugs 
09:00 <SAD> k
09:00 <SAD> hugs
09:00 <SAD> ive seen hugs ruin lives
09:00 <simba> hugs, slugs, doug (the animated series)
09:00 <flee> SAD is chris
09:00 <TokenDaRing> doug was a cool series
09:00 <simba> i think he was voiced by fry
10:00 <Serenity> kids stay in school, say no to hugs
10:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah simba
10:00 <TokenDaRing> he was
10:00 <TokenDaRing> Billy West is the voice actor
10:00 <flee> headbutt a wall
10:00 <simba> william westr
10:00 <simba> william west
11:00 <flee> headbutt a goat
11:00 <SAD> i was born in year of goat 
11:00 <amsy> lol
11:00 <SAD> which is this year too
11:00 <SAD> i thinks
12:00 <simba> im a snake
12:00 <SAD> so i was born year of goat 6'6 born june
12:00 <SAD> and i am christopher
12:00 <SAD> maybe i am devil
12:00 <simba> whats ur middle name
13:00 <SAD> i dont say
13:00 <simba> say
13:00 <SAD> nup
13:00 <amsy> is it keith
13:00 <simba> does it start with B so ur CBF
13:00 <SAD> im fucken jesus bitches
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're fucking insane!
14:00 <SAD> yeah i know they pay me well
15:00 <Serenity> Christopher Damien F...
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fuckwitt?
16:00 <SAD> nah thats your name katatonic_kate01
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, it's sooooo wind here atm
16:00 <StrykerX> Christopher Damien Full-of-shit?
16:00 <Serenity> i cant remember his last name
16:00 <SAD> do u want me say your name Serenity
16:00 <Serenity> none of you know my name lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <Serenity> you think you do
16:00 <SAD> i do
17:00 <StrykerX> I do :>
17:00 <Serenity> my name isnt sarah little
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahaha
17:00 <Serenity> or sarah bidmead
17:00 <SAD> it sarah huge
17:00 <SAD> ?
17:00 <Serenity> oh see guys he called me huge
17:00 <Serenity> CF is hilarious
17:00 <simba> sif reveal his middle name if he didnt say it
17:00 <StrykerX> Insult of the yr
17:00 <SAD> huge boobs
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: so, Pieter started an anti-bullying group against a person who didn't exist?
17:00 <Serenity> yes token
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <StrykerX> Haha
18:00 <Serenity> names on fb cant be fake or anything
18:00 <SAD> what an idiot talks about me when he is on ignore
18:00 <StrykerX> Sounds pretty standard
18:00 <SAD> so sad has to fit in
18:00 <SAD> with the trolls
18:00 <Serenity> whos talking about you
18:00 <SAD> TokenDaRing
18:00 <TokenDaRing> I wasn't even talking about him?
18:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
18:00 <Serenity> no
18:00 <TokenDaRing> paranoid junkie
18:00 <Serenity> hes talking about pieter
18:00 <Serenity> LOL
18:00 <simba> maybe hes just talking about every other day
19:00 <Serenity> what the FUCK is this weirdo hour or something
19:00 <flee> its beginning to look abit like christmas loads of drugs everywhere at ur front door
19:00 <Serenity> beagle just pmd me the most random thing ever
19:00 <Immutable> maybe he's a dark maverick maverick
19:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: oh god
19:00 <TokenDaRing> that guy
19:00 <Serenity> [5:18pm] <beagle> i scored 131
19:00 <Serenity> [5:18pm] <beagle> 1 point more than average iq in china
19:00 <Serenity> [5:18pm] <beagle> years ago
19:00 <Serenity> [5:18pm] <beagle> now im australian lol
19:00 <Dugnuts> his cock?
19:00 <AzzA> someone say weirdo??
19:00 <amsy> lmao
19:00 <Dugnuts> that guy doesnt know how iq works
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lmfao
19:00 <Immutable> don't be racist
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> dug shut up
20:00 <amsy> hey azza
20:00 <Serenity> so confusing
20:00 <Dugnuts> nah
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
20:00 <AzzA> hey amsy <3
20:00 <Dugnuts> nope
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> please do
20:00 <Dugnuts> 100 is always the average for iq
20:00 <Dugnuts> so bam
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
20:00 <simba> panda and beagle both claim to have a high IQ they think if they act like mentalists but reassure they have an IQ that theyll just be dismissed as insane geniuses
20:00 <Dugnuts> :D
20:00 <Serenity> so 100 is normal?
20:00 <Dugnuts> yup
21:00 <Dugnuts> thats how it works
21:00 <Serenity> wonder what mine is... probably like 80
22:00 <Dugnuts> 2/3rds of the population score between 85 and 115
22:00 <StrykerX> Battle of IQs tonight?
22:00 <StrykerX> lolol
22:00 <Dugnuts> nah
23:00 <AzzA> mine is 120 but i dont want to insult anyone :/
23:00 <Serenity> my sons would be quite high
24:00 <AzzA> only 6 higher than normal
24:00 <Dugnuts> in the long run, doesnt mean much without drive, persistence and the opportunity to use it
24:00 <AzzA> or 5 
24:00 <AzzA> see i cant even count
24:00 <Serenity> 100 is normal
24:00 <Serenity> you def cant count
24:00 <StrykerX> Mine's high apprently.
24:00 <StrykerX> 134 from memory.
24:00 <AzzA> oh sorry i thought dugnuts said 85-115 was normal
25:00 <AzzA> but he didnt
25:00 <Serenity> hahah
25:00 <amsy> from a test your iq page on the interwebs
25:00 <AzzA> i only read the last half of his dribble
25:00 <Dugnuts> np
25:00 <AzzA> i wanna see tisk inject marijuanas and do the iq test
26:00 <AzzA> GET HIGH, TAKE THE TEST HIGH
26:00 <AzzA> GET HIGH SCORES
26:00 <Dugnuts> OMG
26:00 <Dugnuts> makes perfect sense!
26:00 <simba> ----- method man
26:00 <AzzA> haha How High
26:00 <simba> what happened to how high 2???
26:00 <StrykerX> Meth man?
26:00 <AzzA> not sure
27:00 <simba> they said it was comin 5 years ago
27:00 <simba> they got all the jews pimpin weed in hollywood now dont need the nigga movies
27:00 <AzzA> i think i saw it on netflix america
27:00 <AzzA> i just finished wtching Dont be a menace in south central while drinking in the hood'
27:00 <simba> i wanna see that
28:00 <AzzA> simba may have been a straight to move bgrader
28:00 <AzzA> its not too bad, its a bit slow and stupid funny
29:00 <AzzA> its just a take off black movies really
31:00 <AzzA> hai Liinda ;)
31:00 <Liinda> heys AzzA :)
32:00 <Serenity> mew gone...  did the tramadol kill her
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: fell asleep at her keyboard
32:00 <TokenDaRing> she's going to get keyboard face
33:00 <Liinda> hai Serenity
33:00 <Liinda> hai TokenDaRing
33:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Liinda
33:00 <Serenity> hhaaha she will wake up with key imprints
33:00 <Serenity> hey lindies
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: I did that once when I was like 19
33:00 <TokenDaRing> it fucking hurts
33:00 <Serenity> lolll'
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> you mean last week?
34:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: I wish
34:00 <simba> I Was Only 19
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah same
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was an age of wisdom 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was the age of foolishness
36:00 <simba> if you were 19 again would you fuck people around your age or go for older women/men
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've always fucked older men
36:00 <simba> so you'd stick with it
36:00 <simba> stick with the wrinkle-stick
37:00 <Serenity> id just bang more people
37:00 <bonky> I can only think of one older woman that I fancied.. and she was only 2 months older
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai bonky
37:00 <bonky> Not that I dislike old.. it's just how the cookie has crumbled so far
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not talking 15 years older
38:00 <simba> like 5
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe 10
38:00 <bonky> Oh and good evening
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> hard day at the office?
39:00 <bonky> Pretty average mostly.. but somebody stole my favourite restaurant owner's iphone
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
40:00 <bonky> She works 12-14 hour days seven days a week.. I am tempted to buy her a new one
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ILLEGAL!
40:00 <bonky> But she would probably kill me.. chinese and very traditional
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
40:00 <simba> get her an android xD #BrandBanter 
41:00 <bonky> Yet to lose or have a phone stolen.. but undoubtedly it must suck bumholio
42:00 <bonky> Eh.. android 5.0 has been mostly a complete fustercluck
42:00 <bonky> kitkat was good.. and they had to go ruin it
44:00 <faux> hello
44:00 <bonky> hello hello
44:00 <couleurs> hi everybody happy anzac day
45:00 <faux> hi doctor nick
45:00 <bonky> You may remember me from such..
50:00 <simba> hi sg4ab have u ever typed in here before
51:00 <StrykerX> It's a trap
52:00 <simba> this is one of the funniest songs ive ever heard https://youtu.be/CJrczhUqUJI
53:00 <simba> <Youtube> Savage Garden - The Animal Song
55:00 <bonky> After rummaging around in the kitchen for several minutes.. I have decided I'm too tired to bother cooking
56:00 <bonky> I really envy that guy that only eats pizza
56:00 <simba> ullullia?
56:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbUEzQzFzU
56:00 <couleurs> #YWNWA #bvp
56:00 <simba> :~(
57:00 <simba> klopp 4 anfield
58:00 <amelia> calm down m8
58:00 <faux> plop
59:00 <bonky> Bowel movement on seat cushion five
00:00 <slinky_J> YOUR TEAM LOST
00:00 <faux> stinky
00:00 <simba> #bvp #lpfc #{m1a}
01:00 <couleurs> ey slinky mate xD
01:00 <couleurs> sup bro
01:00 <Mew> I just spent 20 minutes stroking my hair in the mirror
01:00 <Mew> Its so soft
01:00 <amsy> lol
01:00 <bonky> It had better be perfect
01:00 <simba> im stoned too
01:00 <couleurs> which hair...
01:00 <Liinda> PENIS
01:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !
01:00 <amsy> hi cc !
02:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
02:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
02:00 <bonky> Eight inch.. penis hair
02:00 <Liinda> lol 
03:00 <bonky> Somebody who works on my floor has really long pubic hair.. that likes to shed
03:00 <bonky> I mean these must be easily four to five inches long sitting in the urinal
03:00 <TokenDaRing> wtf
03:00 <TokenDaRing> bonky: didn't need to know mate
04:00 <bonky> Well now you do
04:00 <amsy> ahahaha
04:00 <bonky> I always like to be surprised by what is possible
04:00 <Mew> My pubic mane couleurs
04:00 <Fez> hi mew
05:00 <Mew> hi fezzle
05:00 <phlick123> hello
05:00 <couleurs> now you're just somebody i used to know who worked on my floor and had really long pubic hair that likes to garage.mp3
05:00 <Liinda> Hai fezzleness
05:00 <bonky> lol
05:00 <couleurs> rite on, mane
06:00 <bonky> DO NOT google longest pubic hair
06:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
06:00 <stompin> bewbies out 
06:00 <Fez> bl.
07:00 <Kynetic> werd
07:00 <amsy> im doing it bonky
07:00 <bonky> Cannot be unseen!
08:00 <amsy> http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac218/zombienarwhal/sagetwhale.jpg
08:00 <amsy> hahahaha
08:00 <amelia> bwahahhaha wtf
09:00 <couleurs> cool
09:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/WV3aa3s.webm
09:00 <amsy> LMAO
09:00 <bonky> This is why all children should be allowed to carry firearms
10:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/vj4lHfP.webm
10:00 <couleurs> lol fucken mom-owned!!!!!!
11:00 <couleurs> fuk yo buttafly
11:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/sO9odmB us fighting irl
12:00 <Zade> who gave you the link?
12:00 <couleurs> KOOL
12:00 <Zade> wrong window 
13:00 <couleurs> ch33ky
13:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/cJK57Ii.gifv xm irl
13:00 <amsy> ahahahaha
13:00 <simba> no sweat dude --- happens all the time
13:00 <amsy> omg
13:00 <amsy> hello xm :)
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <xm> ey amsy 
14:00 <simba> that owns
14:00 <couleurs> RiP WiND DuDe
14:00 <Liinda> lol
14:00 <xm> AND THAT IS HOW THE WIND CHANGED MY FACE
14:00 <xm> im not really azn
14:00 <amsy> lollll
17:00 <couleurs> hee hee
18:00 <amsy> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> what s up with the crazy weather in Sydney!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> GAH!
22:00 <xm> they need to get jets and seed clouds full of anti-psychotics to make them sane
23:00 <xm> or mood stabilisers, if the weather keeps going cold and then hot
23:00 <bonky> It goes with the crazy people and the crazy town planning?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
24:00 <bonky> Expect similar tomorrow
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I must admit, i haven't actually been lost in Melb CBD
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> however Sydney CBD - LOST all the fucking time
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> it;s going to be a bitch in the city tomoz *cries*
25:00 <StrykerX> Melbourne CBD is very well planned out
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, on a grid. It's amazing!
25:00 <StrykerX> I love it.
25:00 <bonky> The only thing I don't like about melbourne cbd now is the number of 40+ story apartment buildings.. creating a lot more wind and shadows
25:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11129688_1073933419290806_3199596600399501648_n.jpg?oh=2a7d88f34bcaf102f04a10b9c05d97e4&oe=55A3872D
25:00 <StrykerX> bonky, stay out of Docklands then
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww didums 
25:00 <StrykerX> lol
25:00 <bonky> We have a couple dozen expected to be built over the next couple of years
26:00 <bonky> Yeah docklands is still a windswept hell hole
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <StrykerX> It's always cold there
26:00 <StrykerX> Even in summer
26:00 <StrykerX> Too windy
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that were the casino is?
26:00 <TheRiddler> took me a few days to find my way around sydney cbd
26:00 <StrykerX> Nope
26:00 <StrykerX> That's in Southbank
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
27:00 <couleurs> r u makeing dose tiggier
27:00 <TheRiddler> next time
27:00 <bonky> It's to the west past telstra dome etc
27:00 <bonky> We also have a giant failure of a ferris wheel there
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lovely
27:00 <bonky> Views of construction sights etc
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't been for a while
27:00 <flee> my name is chris
27:00 <TheRiddler> because it's in a horrible place
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i went down for melb cup
28:00 <TheRiddler> too far from the cbd for tourists to get too
28:00 <bonky> Maybe in twenty years time or so it will be something decent.. but certainly not desirable at present
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> a city is a city really...
28:00 <StrykerX>  <katatonic_kate01> i went down for melb cup
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> busy, cunty and mostly annoying with great food
28:00 <StrykerX> Nice
29:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: she didn't say who on
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, got frocked up - 
29:00 <TheRiddler> the only good thing about the cbd is the observation tower there
29:00 <TheRiddler> err
29:00 <TheRiddler> docklands
29:00 <TheRiddler> I mean
29:00 <TheRiddler> the 1 in the cbd isn't that tall
29:00 <amsy> what
29:00 <StrykerX> What?
29:00 <simba> getting lost in melb cbd is hard cos everything is big st little st 
29:00 <amsy> docklands is quiet
29:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah its like getting lost in Adelaide
29:00 <amsy> melb cbd is great
29:00 <TokenDaRing> near impossible
30:00 <TheRiddler> it's just a grid for melb
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> sydney is spaghetti 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> in terms of planning…. 
30:00 <TheRiddler> all you have to figure out is where crown is 
30:00 <bonky> When I first encountered Adelaide I drove right past it.. but granted it had pretty much no tall buildings then
30:00 <Liinda> sydney streets are fucked
30:00 <simba> every time i walk down one of the lil streets i think there have probably been mad bashings outside these clubs
30:00 <Liinda> driving in the city is annoying
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> back in the 80's bonky?
31:00 <stompin> my bodys fucked :(
31:00 <bonky> Sometime in the mid-late nineties I think
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> you went to see the churches right
31:00 <bonky> They only had a handful of taller buildings.. it still looked like the city of churches
31:00 <Zade> i think the main part of the adelaide cbd is made up of a few churches and centrelink buildings 
31:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of half built cities
31:00 <TheRiddler> try driving in perth
32:00 <TheRiddler> cbd
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> being a devout christian?
32:00 <StrykerX> I wouldn't mind hitting Perth sometime again
32:00 <TheRiddler> is this a road I can turn off at? nope
32:00 <TheRiddler> 1 way
32:00 <TheRiddler> oh damn I can only go left
32:00 <TheRiddler> etc
32:00 <bonky> I don't align with any religion really.. brought up with exposure to buddhism and christianity through school but none of them really answer the difficult questions
32:00 <TheRiddler> that's my experience with it
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ stinkbeaver nic
33:00 <TokenDaRing> bonky: cool
33:00 <simba> ur school exposed u to buddhism? that owns
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> well. that was a serious answer
33:00 <bonky> I lived in perth for several months back in 1999-2000
33:00 <bonky> It was really nice before the mining boom
33:00 <bonky> Felt relaxed
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like Sydney
34:00 <TheRiddler> there's a tunnel that goes through the cbd atleast
34:00 <bonky> My mother was predominantly buddhist, but school pushed the christian message
34:00 <TheRiddler> unlike melbourne
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just cherry pick bits of religious practices that I like
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> works for me
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <amsy> what do you call the domain/burnley tunnels then ash?
35:00 <StrykerX> bonky, what school pushes Buddhism?
35:00 <TheRiddler> make your own religion
35:00 <bonky> Yeah they all possess value of varying degrees
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Kateism
35:00 <TheRiddler> oh
35:00 <TheRiddler> I never noticed them
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it's amazing - i worship a deity called Cake 
36:00 <amsy> lolllll how
36:00 <simba> his mom pushed it
36:00 <bonky> There are quite a few vietnamese oriented schools around here with modern buddhist cues
36:00 <TheRiddler> because I dont drive in melbourne
36:00 <StrykerX> Mom?
36:00 <bonky> I am sure plenty of others also.. just vietnamese is probably a largest local buddhist community
36:00 <StrykerX> This isn't America
36:00 <bonky> our*
36:00 <simba> yea u no - his not dad
37:00 <StrykerX> MUM*
37:00 <StrykerX> Not friggin MOM
37:00 <couleurs> ur mom
37:00 <Liinda> springvale rd has shitloads of temples
37:00 <TheRiddler> US is probably the worse place to be a buddhist I reckon in western worlds
37:00 <simba> i kan spell mom like dat
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> mom is annoying 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> its MUM
37:00 <StrykerX> It is
37:00 <simba> its just about whats quicker on teh keyboard
38:00 <simba> this is not america this is the internet
38:00 <simba> the internet is about speed 
38:00 <bonky> I don't know.. a country heavily caught up in rampant capitalism can leave people feeling unfulfilled and asking questions
38:00 <TheRiddler> mum n mom are equally appart
38:00 <bonky> The worst times and places are often when breakthroughs occur
38:00 <couleurs> mam
39:00 <amsy> me mam
39:00 <bonky> Buddhism in the west is very different though.. we are far more academic and demanding
39:00 <TokenDaRing> bonky please do go on
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> capitalism FTW
41:00 <bonky> It is certainly the most prevalent and successful model we have to date
42:00 <bonky> Not perfect, but we don't have anthing else that can supplant it yet
42:00 <Immutable> its not a model
42:00 <Immutable> democracy is a model
42:00 <Immutable> capitalism is just nature
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… the weather aye....
45:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: what do you think about capitalism?
45:00 <TheRiddler> socialism?
45:00 <TheRiddler> communism?
45:00 <bonky> You sound like a melburnian kate
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Naw Sydney 
45:00 <StrykerX> Leftie shit, TheRiddler
45:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/hhjB45E me
45:00 <bonky> Don't sound like us.. we complain constantly about the weather, and it is completely futile and what makes this place so much fun
45:00 <TheRiddler> socialism is star trek
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> melb really does have 3 seasons in one day
46:00 <couleurs> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Socialism is awesome
46:00 <TokenDaRing> Socialism is great until you run out of money
46:00 <bonky> I like the five minute squalls followed by burning sun
46:00 <bonky> I wouldn't have it any other way
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… if you share stuff token, you won't run out of money
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ bonky
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like the cooler weather… it's not as humid as sydney
47:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: sharing only works if everyone contributes in some way
47:00 <TokenDaRing> often people don't
47:00 <bonky> Socialism in practice has yet to prove itself at scale or longevity
47:00 <couleurs> brb drying Liinda's hair
48:00 <bonky> But like capitalism.. every implementation deviates from the core principles
48:00 <bonky> We have tons of socialism in our capitalist system
48:00 <bonky> Which should not be there in an ideal model
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> the economic model won't change. Peeps like money.
49:00 <StrykerX> bonky, are you American?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> Could I live on a hippy git commune and grow my own veg and sit around a camp fire - no
50:00 <bonky> No, why do you ask?
50:00 <StrykerX> Your attitude screams American
50:00 <StrykerX> Just an observation
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is an 'american' attitude?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck!
50:00 <xm> bonky is so so sassy
50:00 <bonky> You mean being proactively engaged in talking about politics and the principles that govern our daily lives?
50:00 <xm> you know what im sayin'
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonky, dumb it down a bit
51:00 <bonky> I can't just sit back and not examine the system I live in
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> speak about fucking chicks and how big your cock is
51:00 <StrykerX> I mean your obvious love for capitialism
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> makes him American
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
51:00 <bonky> Exactly how do I love capitalism?
52:00 <StrykerX> Wow, really?
52:00 <bonky> I just argued that the system is imperfect and essentially broken
52:00 <bonky> But it is still the best system in practice that we currently know and have
52:00 <xm> roll a wad of $100 notes with a rubber band and make sure the hole is big enough. possibly lubing it. that's how you love capitalism
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
52:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/enRoLLAcRjQ
53:00 <faux> Miniature cooking, used huge banana
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb
53:00 <StrykerX> Brb
53:00 <amsy> ooo
54:00 <xm> love the silence in these. it really builds up the suspense
55:00 <xm> i just hope they'll end it off with a mini burp
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
57:00 <bonky> Evening you.
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> zoo…. on a totally unrelated topic 
57:00 <bonky> Feels like tonight is going to be cold like last night
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, totes
57:00 <bonky> zooplankton?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/Quz2B_ERISQ
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, watching 4 corners 
58:00 <faux> LOOK AT THE LITTLE CIGARETTES ON THE TABLE
58:00 <bonky> Ah yeah.. it's already 8 degrees outside
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> looks like uni of western sydney is a tad shit
59:00 <bonky> How come?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh UWS standards 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> (uni of western sydney)
00:00 <bonky> As in quality of students/graduates?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and international students being allowed to pass degrees
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
00:00 <bonky> Ah yeah that happens at all the big ones
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, they're just doing an expose 
00:00 <bonky> I've had to sit in on a few interviews and it doesn't bode well for our nation's futurre
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you get to ask difficult questions, or just sit in
01:00 <bonky> The scary thing is some of these really mediocre students get diped's and feed back into the educational system
01:00 <bonky> That scares the crap out of me
02:00 <bonky> Breeding mediocrity
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> money talks...
02:00 <bonky> Rocks in our heads... to let this continue for so long
02:00 <bonky> Took decades to get here.. will take similar to get out
03:00 <bonky> Assuming we actually make the right decisions
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> now they're implementing plagiarism softwear
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> software 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> which never fuckin' works when you submit your essay always lol
04:00 <bonky> If only such ingenuity was applied to actually learning the language and material
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> They're focusing on nursing degrees 
05:00 <bonky> I had foreign students trying to copy my work and dump their work on me in group assessments etc
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> would suck if you're a UWS nursing graduate 
05:00 <xm> if they could go back and analyse all the old essays and theses so many people would get done
05:00 <bonky> Well not drop it on me.. basically they didn't do their component so I had to do it or we would all fail
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hate group work - when some cunt does fuck all
06:00 <xm> what did you study bonky ?
06:00 <xm> i had to do group work at times due to lack of resources 
07:00 <bonky> Electronic / software engineering
07:00 <xm> ah, i did a similar course
07:00 <bonky> At monash, so a sizeable percentage was foreign students
07:00 <xm> the labs are limited for things like the electrical systems
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you get to make robots
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> and have robot wars?
08:00 <bonky> There was a robotics lab, but no I was mostly focussed on software and fpga's
08:00 <xm> bonky's thesis was an electronic glove you could wear to virtual fist people on the other side of the Internet
08:00 <xm> i could have gone hardware or software but in the end i chose software
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> thesis - he didn't mention a masters 
09:00 <xm> im glad i did as a few engineers are out of work now
09:00 <xm> in engineering you do a thesis on your fourth year
09:00 <bonky> In hindsight, I should have done mechanical engineering.. as it interests me a lot more now
10:00 <xm> did you consider mechatronics?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do software engineers actually do? 
11:00 <bonky> Well the course mostly focussed on industrial requirements for project management, quality control, statistical analysis etc
11:00 <xm> ive only ever worked with one formally qualified software engineer. what he did was really comp sci though
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not the uni course
12:00 <bonky> And yes I considered mechatronics but the career path was less clear at the time
14:00 <bonky> Well generally you manage large software projects with strictly standardised practices. A lot of compliance work and very strong emphasis on proven processes during design and analysis
14:00 <bonky> Endless paperwork
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, the endless paperwork would have been sufficient :P 
15:00 <bonky> Basically it sucks the fun out of actually doing work.. but it is critical for business to manage its costs and timeframes
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you eat cupcakes while doing this management stuff
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> if so, sign me up yo'
15:00 <bonky> Computer science is a lot more fun.. as it avoids most of the industry practices
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, the husband did comp sci 9098 years ago
16:00 <bonky> You can certainly eat cupcakes on the job
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> sign me up
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> but in a sydney location
16:00 <Picard> evening
16:00 <xm> if you're doing software engineering you'll probably end up having more meetings than you would if you had done say comp sci. with all those meetings eating cupcakes you'd sure get fat
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Melb is a bit too far to travel for cupcakes 
17:00 <Picard> depends on the cupcakes
17:00 <xm> there was a time at work ages ago when i barely had any meetings
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think most peeps get stuck in meetings
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> I do and i work in community services sector 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> meetings this, meetings that
18:00 <xm> i just wish work places could just meet on IRC :D
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <bonky> I value some meetings.. but an awful lot seem to be completely unproductive
18:00 <xm> there was one firm that advertised jobs on whirlpool that told people to come into their IRC channel
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <xm> i traditional engineering it could take up to 6 months to remove just one checkbox on a screen
18:00 <xm> in*
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> you value the meetings with cupcakes, right?
19:00 <bonky> Only if they are your cupcakes
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> I tend to pay more attention when there is food or coffee at the very least
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine are pretty awesome, just sayin'
20:00 <bonky> It's mostly dry discussion over draft documents and internal politics over obstructions etc
20:00 <xm> when you look at a lot of job ads, when it comes to food/beverages, the main perk they like to advertise is energy drinks for free
20:00 <Picard> i want to do a short course over winter, any suggestions?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… i'm glad that happens across all industries 
20:00 <xm> we had that for a while too and that was so bad for me
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> personal trainer picard
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <Picard> smart bitch
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> *bows*
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> energy drinks for free
21:00 <bonky> The worst meetings are usually due to management changes.. so you have to meet with the new managers and explain what you do for like three days in a row
21:00 <xm> every coder nerd loves them
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, i'm lucky if i can find a plastic fork to eat my lunch with
21:00 <xm> lol
21:00 <bonky> The much discussed handover process seems to be entirely fictional
21:00 <xm> do you guys bring in plastic forks from home and use sharpies to name them?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO but that is seriously a good idea
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm not even kidding!
22:00 <bonky> We have company bought cutlery/crockery etc
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> so do we allegedly 
22:00 <bonky> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <bonky> Yeah we do notice some items seem to vanish.. spoons especially
22:00 <bonky> Somebody must have a complete set at home by now
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> spoons, I don't think we have had spoons for the past 4 years
24:00 <xm> the great spoon drought
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i guess that's what you get working for a not for profit org :/
24:00 <xm> my first job was at a not for profit too
24:00 <Picard> http://www.theage.com.au/environment/climate-change/agl-vows-to-exit-coalfired-power-plants-as-sun-shines-on-solar-20150417-1mn0k3.html
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> won't be doing that in a hurry again!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts
24:00 <Picard> oh i see my stalker has sent me a pm
24:00 <xm> ... and they were good with hiding their profits
25:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV7u1VBhWCE  <-- so much truth to this movie
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> they were good hiding a lot of things, so i heard
25:00 <xm> maybe one day you'll find a secret stash of spoons somewhere
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> poker?
25:00 <xm> it must be well-hidden
25:00 <Picard> who is watching the water diviner
25:00 <simba> just u
26:00 <simba> readin the age, watchin channel 9
26:00 <bonky> I think all of the energy retailers have to get on board with solar.. in a decade or two they simply won't be able to compete
26:00 <bonky> They know it.. they just want to transition on their own terms and timeframe
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ bonky
27:00 <xm> oh yes. silicon valley should be out by now
27:00 <Picard> http://reneweconomy.com.au/2015/germany-sets-new-solar-record-prices-turn-negative-in-middle-of-day-61667
27:00 <tisk> dont put the trick killa dope worth living should i blast 
27:00 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdt59FebD3I
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> vikings should be out too
27:00 <simba> ah yes my daily update on prices of solar panels in germany thank u
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck i love that show
27:00 <tisk> simba
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> tall dude, beards, killing peeps
27:00 <tisk> thats good song
28:00 <couleurs> Picard's so bald his head a solar panel xD
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <simba> killen it
29:00 <Picard> There are about 1,5 million photovoltaic systems with a total capacity of 38 gigawatt (GW) installed in Germany. In 2014 Photovoltaics produced approximately 6.9 percent of Germany’s net electricity consumption
29:00 <Picard> why the fuck cant we do that here?
29:00 <Picard> germany get fuck all sun compared to us
29:00 <simba> Picard the Photovoltaics Enthusiast
30:00 <bonky> We can and we will.. we just took a legislative tumble due to successive crap governments
30:00 <Picard> yes simba, i sell it
30:00 <bonky> We can stubbornly refuse and believe coal has a strong future.. but everybody else will leave us behind
30:00 <xm> what do you think of nuclear?
30:00 <Picard> it frustrates me that are governments are so stupid
30:00 <simba> r u saving kunts money with it or what
31:00 <Picard> of course simba
31:00 <bonky> I think it's name is unfortunately mud.. but if we can make fusion work it's a definite candidate
31:00 <Picard> commercial solar is the go at the moment
31:00 <Picard> resi is a bit hard to sell atm
31:00 <bonky> Solar already works.. electric cars will bring us the storage solution
31:00 <Picard> FIT of 8 cents fucks it
32:00 <bonky> Give it 20-30 years and I think we will be quite removed from where we ar enow
32:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing give it a rest, moron
32:00 <couleurs> yawn
32:00 <couleurs> -- Loof
33:00 <Picard> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list  <---problem solved
33:00 <Picard> simba do u have solar>
33:00 <Picard> ?
33:00 <simba> nAh bRo
34:00 <Picard> y not?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> you ignored token picard
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLZ
36:00 <xm> they screwed some people who were putting power back into the grid here in WA, paying much less than what they initially agreed upon
37:00 <simba> because i hate the sun
37:00 <simba> and everything it stands for
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i have no idea what you're talking about
37:00 <amelia> vampires
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> PM me when the convo is a tad more crass :D
37:00 <bonky> Still open for dick pics?
38:00 <xm> simba's worst day of the weeek is SUNDAY
38:00 <amelia> BWAHAHA
38:00 <amelia> simple, yet effective
38:00 <simba> fill her inbox up lad
38:00 <simba> what about sunnight
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course !
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> *waits for cock pics*
39:00 <bonky> Do girls hoard dick pics like boys hoard boobie and veejayjay piccies?
39:00 <amelia> no
39:00 <amelia> dick pics are so awkward and useless
39:00 <Picard> lol simba
40:00 <Picard> no sun,no life.
40:00 <bonky> Except for blackmail
40:00 <amelia> not even
40:00 <amelia> guys don't care if their dick pics get out
40:00 <bonky> I don't?
40:00 <amelia> do you?
40:00 <amelia> like a girl cares about her nakie pics gettin out
40:00 <Picard> amelia has saggy tits
40:00 <Mew> where the hell is Doodle?!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i would if i had some!
40:00 <bonky> Well my face was in the pic also... so yeah that could get a little awkward depending on my future ambitions
41:00 <amelia> they're a bigger size, but not saggy
41:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Picard
41:00 <amelia> o yah if you got face in the dick pic 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'll know for next time bonky?
41:00 <Picard> its only a dick
41:00 <bonky> Smiling face and a penis.. could destroy an election campaign
42:00 <amelia> wot are you meant to say when you receive a dick pic
42:00 <TheRiddler> picard's running for village idiot
42:00 <bonky> Thanks for sending me a picture of your most ugly piece of anatomy?
42:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler: what else is new
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <amelia> exactly, it's so awkward
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i
42:00 <amelia> eugh
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> l'll totes ne the judge of that
42:00 <bonky> Sure it's functional.. but it ain't pretty
43:00 <amelia> you like receiving dick pics kat?
43:00 <Picard> bonky i dont see u as a future PM
43:00 <xm> amelia> wot are you meant to say when you receive a dick pic <--- "interesting composition, what shutter speed did you use???"
43:00 <amelia> ahahahahaaha
43:00 <bonky> Neither do I
43:00 <amelia> "pls don
43:00 <Liinda> we on the subject of dick pics again?
43:00 <amelia> "pls don't send that again"
43:00 <Liinda> Sweet :P
43:00 <bonky> I couldn't imagine a more frustrating position of so called power
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
44:00 <Picard> the PM has fuck all power
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> dpi like receiving cock pics, i don't get them
44:00 <Picard> he is controlled by the party machine
44:00 <bonky> Exactly
44:00 <amelia> haha
44:00 <simba> u sound like a conspiracy theorist there Picard
44:00 <Liinda> hai picard
44:00 <simba> u been smokin teh ganja or something
44:00 <TheRiddler> considering who currently is the pm I dont think it's that hard anymore for anyone to become a pm
44:00 <slinky_J> this is the matrixx
44:00 <amelia> TheRid I'd vote for you
45:00 <bonky> It's not just the internal machinations of the party.. it is the entire westminster system that we have
45:00 <Liinda> same
45:00 <TheRiddler> cool
45:00 <xm> you should see me on a friday night. Im A PartY MaCHiNe
45:00 <bonky> A benevolent dictator is my ideal system.. but how often does a good dictator come along?
45:00 <Liinda> i dont want ppl telling me what to do
45:00 <Liinda> the term dictator is shit
45:00 <Liinda> how about.. TheRecommendor
45:00 <bonky> lol
45:00 <Picard> not at all simba
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> a good DICKtator starts by sending cock pics on mirc
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> basically
46:00 <Picard> hello Liinda how are u 
46:00 <slinky_J> dick potato
46:00 <couleurs> FiNaL DeSTiNaTiOn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> tator
46:00 <amelia> IRC dick pics would just not be ideal at all
46:00 <Liinda> lol katatonic_kate01
46:00 <simba> fd 4 stocks my marth ur w/e
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> you say that now amelia
46:00 <bonky> Best looking dick wins the election
46:00 <slinky_J> you are all super models in my mind
46:00 <Liinda> agreed
46:00 <amelia> dick pics from your bf at the time are bad enough
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like
46:00 <bonky> I mean.. least ugly
46:00 <slinky_J> even you males ;)
46:00 <Liinda> best shlong wins
46:00 <amelia> let alone from IRC randoms
46:00 <Liinda> haha panadols
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> must have no forskin 
47:00 <bonky> I just steal mine from google
47:00 <Liinda> i dont mind foreskin
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i mind it
47:00 <simba> bonky ill give you permvoice if you link your bits in main
47:00 <slinky_J> this is my true face  :)
47:00 <slinky_J> :o
47:00 <TokenDaRing> hey slinky_J
47:00 <slinky_J> sup man
47:00 <bonky> lol
47:00 <simba> <katatonic_kate01> must have no forskin - so dismembered cock only
47:00 <xm> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> TOTES
47:00 <couleurs> sick movie mang xD
47:00 <bonky> I'm out.. I have a foreskin, but it mostly outgrew it
47:00 <amelia> some boys get really offended re the foreskin/no foreskin preference
48:00 <xm> pieter_wank_vid_director's_uncut.wmv
48:00 <bonky> :\
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm all about male genital mutilation   
48:00 <slinky_J> scrackin token
48:00 <TokenDaRing> not a lot slinky_J
48:00 <simba> its a horrific ritual i feel bad for any bros with mangled dicks
48:00 <TokenDaRing> just chilling
49:00 <slinky_J> sames
49:00 <Picard> i think TokenDaRing is angry, sending me noteop's now
49:00 <TokenDaRing> met up with the missus for lunch in town today
49:00 <slinky_J> watchin SVU
49:00 <Picard> joshua hello
49:00 <slinky_J> whatcha eat?
49:00 <faux> Uncut dicks look more mangled that cut dicks
49:00 <faux> Oh teh irony
49:00 <couleurs> FiNaL DeSTiNaTiOn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <bonky> I'm not really fussed.. but I wouldn't do it to my own children
49:00 <faux> Than*
49:00 <slinky_J> hello joshua
49:00 <simba> i think thats splitting hairs faux
49:00 <bonky> If it was so bad for us we would have evolved it away by now
49:00 <simba> they arent really figures of glory
50:00 <Picard> u prefer cut faux?
50:00 <faux> Dicks are fug in gens
50:00 <faux> But yes
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <faux> I think cut looks nicer
50:00 <Liinda> depends on how much skin there is
50:00 <Picard> they are ugly really
50:00 <simba> thats what a girl would say 
50:00 <Picard> all dicks
50:00 <Liinda> if its like a pug i dont want it
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, there is that
50:00 <Picard> same as the vadge, they are horrid
50:00 <faux> I am a &girl
50:00 <TheRiddler> when you think of cut dick think of picard's head with a sunburn :P
50:00 <faux> Rofl
50:00 <simba> it takes out like half a dudes feelings but it doesnt matter they Look Nicer
50:00 <bonky> What concerns me more is people undergoing extreme cosmetic surgery.. I mean, they will still potentially have ugly children due to their genes
50:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <bonky> So then the kids have to have surgery?
51:00 <Liinda> but yeah more hand action and movement with foreskin
51:00 <amelia> wowsers bowsers
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's a part of my religion 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> so, i just conform 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock and cupcakes 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW
51:00 <simba> darth vader helmet
51:00 <faux> r u a jew
51:00 <Liinda> sign me up for the cupcakes!
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, it's Katerism 
51:00 <Liinda> ill be a rebel 
51:00 <amelia> I used to think jews glowed in the dark
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <amelia> kate do you glow in the fark
52:00 <faux> lmao
52:00 <bonky> Is this like Cars & Coffee?
52:00 <amelia> dark
52:00 <slinky_J> genitals are just disgusting
52:00 <TheRiddler> penis beathes heavily
52:00 <faux> How old were you
52:00 <amelia> like 15
52:00 <faux> "19"
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda bonky
52:00 <bonky> Rock up with the dicks out and have a chat over a cupcake?
52:00 <faux> Lol
52:00 <xm> "It's the smooth gliding action that I only get with foreskin" 
52:00 <faux> LOL
52:00 <amelia> cos I seen one at night
52:00 <simba> like u got them in packets of doritos?
52:00 <amelia> and I swear he was glowing
52:00 <simba> new glow in the dark jews!!!
52:00 <faux> ROFL
52:00 <faux> Fexk
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSSSSSSSSS bonky!
52:00 <faux> Choked
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Liinda> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'd be the best ever catch up
53:00 <slinky_J> glow in the dark like christians on fire at one of Nero's parties
53:00 <simba> maybe u just saw an.... orange jews....
53:00 <Liinda> lol
53:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA simba
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> do i glow in the dark, nope
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> cupcakes with dick art
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> I could be jewish i reckon or muslim 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah they look fancy 
53:00 <simba> their dicks are nice, they have nice hats
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> and curly hair
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> and BEARDS
53:00 <TheRiddler> battle helmet
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> so do
54:00 <simba> 3 foot beards
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> some do*
54:00 <bonky> Some of them are extremely attractive
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
54:00 <bonky> It's a shame some cover up so much
54:00 <amelia> I used to live in a suburb called Menora
54:00 <amelia> had soso many jews there
54:00 <Liinda> i love bacon. i cant be any of those religions
54:00 <faux> I don't think I've ever met a jew
54:00 <faux> Well
54:00 <faux> That I knownof
54:00 <faux> - n
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, i forgot about the bacon thing
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i don't eat pork
54:00 <xm> im adjacent to Menora, i think we have even more Jews here
54:00 <Liinda> I sit next to a jew
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> shell fish
54:00 <Liinda> at work
54:00 <xm> Jews and Greeks
54:00 <Liinda> he's teaching me hebrew
54:00 <Liinda> very simialr to arabic
55:00 <amelia> where are you xm
55:00 <xm> Dianella
55:00 <amelia> ohhh
55:00 <TheRiddler> hey bru
55:00 <simba> Grew City
55:00 <amelia> nuh that's wogs
55:00 <amelia> with the lion statues at the front of every fuckin house
55:00 <amelia> ahaha
55:00 <TheRiddler> the kiwi language
55:00 <Picard> what do the people of melbourne prefer, east west link or the swanston st rail tunnel?
55:00 <Liinda> im wog and i dont have a lion statue
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna learn old armanic 
55:00 <amelia> I'm croatian and my baba totally had lion statues
55:00 <Liinda> east west link
55:00 <bonky> Well something needs to be done on the western/northern side
55:00 <Liinda> need to ease up the traffic
55:00 <bonky> Which they are still considering
56:00 <xm> i heard Aramaic music once. it's pretty good
56:00 <Picard> i dont live in melbounre and id pefer the east west
56:00 <Liinda> Is that Armenian>
56:00 <Liinda> ?
56:00 <Picard> traffic is a cunt
56:00 <bonky> The rail tunnel is a bit of a pipe dream imo.. but hey if they can pull it off without offending everyone.. it could be good
56:00 <simba> Picard i think they are discussing that on the channel 9 news twitter right now if youd like to get in on the conversation use the hashtag boring stuff lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm just thinking the passion of the christ
56:00 <xm> Armenia is something else
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna pull me some devot christians and eat their souls
56:00 <Picard> simba hush, its better then cock talk
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> devot lolz
56:00 <Liinda> Whats Amanic?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> devout 
56:00 <simba> No it isn't.
56:00 <xm> i think the Kardashians are Armenian
56:00 <Liinda> Yeh thry are
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> are they
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
57:00 <Liinda> True Armenians speak a lot of languages
57:00 <Picard> simba why am i  not surprised u like cock talk?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <simba> because you desperately want everyone to be gay
57:00 <TheRiddler> shh your insecurity is showing
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock talk 9.30 - 12.30 daily!
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> sponsors Kate
57:00 <Liinda> i dated an armenian, he was fucking hot HNG
57:00 <Picard> lol
58:00 <TokenDaRing> Liinda: what was his cock like?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, they like fat chicks in my experience 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> which is a good thing
58:00 <bonky> Is the banner a picture of you smiling in a veritable smorgasbord of sausage?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01>  for me at least lol
58:00 <Liinda> TokenDaRing dont remember, was over 15 years ago
58:00 <amelia> a
58:00 <Liinda> Obviously not a memorable cock, 
58:00 <amelia> Armenian boys like fat chicks?
58:00 <Liinda> cos ive remembered others before him
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> in my experience, ya
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… i've known a few….
59:00 <Liinda> really?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
59:00 <Liinda> i was super skinny when i was with the armenian
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Bonky - just a picture of me looking all swanky
59:00 <bonky> Slavik people often appreciate larger women
59:00 <Liinda> he had dreamy blue eyes with darl hair
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Liinda> *dark
59:00 <TheRiddler> that's the real reason they work at maccas
59:00 <bonky> I could go either way.. I do like a strong woman, physically and mentally
59:00 <amelia> indian boys like the bigger girls too
59:00 <Liinda> lol
59:00 <TheRiddler> and such
59:00 <simba> why TheRiddler
59:00 <TheRiddler> to perve on the fat girls
00:00 <simba> to spit in white man food
00:00 <Liinda> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonky - you'll go far in this place!
00:00 <xm> are there any women in the SAS?
00:00 <xm> bonky could go for that
00:00 <Liinda> brb, gotta rinse this colour out my hair
00:00 <bonky> Already fell for an army brat.. she is in Darwin now
00:00 <xm> lol
01:00 <Liinda|away> the colour better be fucking good.
01:00 <amelia> wha colour
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> what colour
01:00 <simba> what colour
01:00 <Liinda|away> brown lol but i hate flat browns
01:00 <simba> u ruined it
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
01:00 <Liinda|away> i want it to have depth but not a reddish brown
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> redheads have more fun :P
01:00 <Liinda|away> im going to get the red ombre soon tho
01:00 <xm> redheads start fires 
01:00 <amelia> rangas
02:00 <bonky> Yeah redheads can be pretty interesting
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course they can
02:00 <bonky> Sometimes a bit too complex
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
02:00 <Liinda|away> ewww remember that ranga cock someone posted the other night?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do indeed
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ranges need love too
02:00 <AzzA> i like the red/maroon look
02:00 <Liinda|away> image is burnt in my head
02:00 <AzzA> so sexy
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> rangas*
02:00 <amelia> thank fudge I was not here for that
02:00 <Liinda|away> they can love eachother
02:00 <simba> me 2 red maroon
02:00 <AzzA> its a massive turn on colour :P
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not ranga 
03:00 <amelia> such a hard colour to maintain
03:00 <amelia> plus I could never pull it off
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
03:00 <amelia> wot colour are you kat
03:00 <xm> Liinda|away> image is burnt in my head <--- open said image in photoshop, invert colours, stare for 30 seconds. image shall be removed forever afterwards
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> like….
03:00 <bonky> lol
03:00 <TheRiddler> SAS has only allowed women from 2012
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> alburn colouring kinda sorta
03:00 <amelia> ohh ic
03:00 <xm> TheRiddler, thanks. now i learnt something new
04:00 <Liinda|away> xm, u mean, make him a brunette?
04:00 <bonky> What about victoria police.. since removing the height restrictions there are girls under 5 foot walking around
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> depends on how many foils i get put in I guess...
04:00 <amelia> ye
05:00 <bonky> It feels weird having police officers who are half your weight and width
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> you could pat them on the head
05:00 <TheRiddler> US has only started this year
05:00 <bonky> They could certainly sneak up and surprise you in a crowd.. but they better get the cuffs on super fast
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> taser gun?
06:00 <Liinda|away> http://ak2.polyvoreimg.com/cgi/img-thing/size/l/tid/94202717.jpg   is sorta what i want
06:00 <xm> i vaguely remember something being said about the surge in violent attacks and the lowering in requirements, as they have to use weapons to compensate
06:00 <Liinda|away> but a beter red
06:00 <bonky> I wouldn't rely on them to immobilise somebody
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh nice
06:00 <TheRiddler> when you said girls under 5 foot I thought of the girl from police academy
06:00 <amelia> that looks pretty
06:00 <amelia> but red is so hard
06:00 <amelia> it would look bangin for a week and then fade quick as fuck after that
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> well that red is
07:00 <bonky> Yeah pretty much.. 10 inch wide shoulders and staring at your crotch
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Picard> fuck me some people are stupid
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're tall bonky?
07:00 <xm> http://i.imgur.com/WaiS8s4.gif
07:00 <bonky> Not really, just average
07:00 <Liinda|away> yeah, the red i want is this:  http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1953151450_1/14-24-Inch-Human-Hair-Full-Lace-Wigs-Peruvian-Red-Ombre-Lace-Wig-130-Density-Curly.jpg
08:00 <amelia> argh scarlet so annoying
08:00 <amelia> look @ dem pretty eyeballs
08:00 <amelia> & eyebrows
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that red is hard for upkeep
08:00 <bonky> How do eyebrows get like that?
08:00 <TheRiddler> ok bbl
08:00 <bonky> Shaped and drawn?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
09:00 <amelia> fo sho
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes drawn 
09:00 <amelia> no doubt
09:00 <bonky> When they are only drawn on.. it's weird from the side etc
09:00 <simba> they trying to make her look white but u know she black
10:00 <bonky> Some go all squigly like a snake in sand or something
10:00 <bonky> I blame drugs
10:00 <amelia> ahahahah
10:00 <xm> maybe they are trying to say something in Arabic
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <bonky> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love bad eye brows 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/37-people-whose-eyebrows-are-so-bad-theyre-actually-kind-of#.lmz2xKOKY
10:00 <amelia> I love perfect eye brows
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> like laughing at pics
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i think all women love perfect eye brows
11:00 <amelia> wtf are these people thinking
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> we spend enough time on them looking amazing
11:00 <amelia> I JUS DO NOT UNDERSTANDO
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wonder if guys actually pay much attention
11:00 <amelia> the gay ones maybe
11:00 <tisk> amelia :^) hello
11:00 <amelia> if they were bad they would notice tho
12:00 <bonky> I love number four.. You want eyebrows?.. There!.. THERE'S YOUR DAMN EYEBROWS MOTHERF*CKER!
12:00 <amelia> hurro tisk :)
12:00 <tisk> i made cool song
12:00 <tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/swift
12:00 <tisk> its taylor
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah my gay friends notice when i've had something done to my eyebrows
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> 15
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird
13:00 <amelia> nuh
13:00 <amelia> #19
13:00 <amelia> nike yeahya
13:00 <xm> just drew it
14:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> my friend always says, never trust anyone with weird eyebrows
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> think she is right
14:00 <bonky> and no arse
14:00 <amelia> haha
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> genetics! *shakes fist*
15:00 <amelia> do you get yours threaded kat
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i did last time
15:00 <amelia> dem Indian ladies got some skills
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> they turned out noice
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> grew that
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> TREW**
15:00 <amelia> such a nicer finish
15:00 <amelia> than waxing
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> just better shape i reckon
16:00 <simba> tisk u mashed up tay tay im so proud of u
16:00 <amelia> werd
16:00 <simba> can u do wildest dreams for me
16:00 <xm> lol did he
16:00 <xm> i better listen then
16:00 <simba> search "i made cool song"
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> links simba
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm using a dialling wand here
17:00 <simba> only if u promise to listen to the whole thing
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> (to type, that is)
17:00 <simba> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/swift
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… yeah…. sure… why not
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> going soon bonky?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's fucking hurting my ears
18:00 <bonky> Maybe.. but the alternatives aren't very appealing
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww didums
18:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <amelia> there is no alternative to lookin @ banged up eyebrows
19:00 <bonky> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <tisk> katatonic_kate01
19:00 <bonky> I hope most of them were supposed to be silly
19:00 <simba> living with tisk would be the best having these tunes pumping all day you would wake up with a kick in your step [[[ladies hes single]]]
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
19:00 <xm> tisk's soundcloud needs eyebrow dancing eq effects
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ simba
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:00 <xm> he says his neighbours complain about the noise already
20:00 <tisk> nah
20:00 <tisk> they dont
20:00 <xm> didnt you say that the other day?
20:00 <tisk> thats why i am scared
20:00 <tisk> they dont complain
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok some different tunes peeps
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lull me to sleep
20:00 <simba> "the neighbours" is just an easy way to say... the voices
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:00 <xm> https://soundcloud.com/xmofficialmusic/mood-superposition
21:00 <xm> the antidote to calm you down
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> if it's not - i all be irate
21:00 <xm> it's just a piano piece
21:00 <xm> ive got doof doof on there too but i suspect you dont like that
22:00 <simba> thats xm to a tee the antidote
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah. that's actually noice
22:00 <amelia> all guys have a special spot for taylor swift
22:00 <amelia> I do not understand it
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> because she is awesome
22:00 <amelia> eugh
22:00 <xm> i like her music
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do too
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> not overly so
22:00 <amelia> she a pain in my butt
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> but she is pretty awesome
22:00 <simba> you havent heard her music enough
22:00 <amelia> jus ruins ma day like get out of my life taylor pls
22:00 <simba> i dont know whether im being serious anymore
22:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
23:00 <xm> is there anything in the top 40 currently you're OK with amelia ?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you compose that xm?
23:00 <xm> katatonic_kate01, yes
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
23:00 <amelia> unlikely
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
23:00 <xm> yeah
23:00 <xm> thanks
23:00 <amelia> drop some krs one in there and I'm all for it
24:00 <xm> what's their best song?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's actually really relaxing - I'm surprised!
24:00 <xm> the last 'urban' kind of song i liked for Rappin 4 Tay
24:00 <amelia> haha
24:00 <xm> the artist that is
25:00 <bonky> For some reason I confused taylor swift with tori amos and kate bush
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> kate bush is awesome!
25:00 <amelia> BWAHAHAHAH
25:00 <bonky> Yeah.. I like them both.. taylor seems pretty typical of modern music
25:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvzJlMS1EhE
26:00 <simba> im keith urban
26:00 <amelia> look at xm gettin down
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> keith fucking urban
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> hate country twang
26:00 <tisk> stupid
26:00 <tisk> fuck shit 
26:00 <simba> thats sik xm
27:00 <bonky> I like interesting voices, usually female
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> like 
27:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m70sdq1Rnk
27:00 <TokenDaRing> tisk: why you scared of your neighbours man?
27:00 <xm> what happened to the youtube bot here
27:00 <TokenDaRing> tell them to get stuffec
27:00 <TokenDaRing> stuffed
27:00 <simba> he got z lined
27:00 <bonky> If you sound like a thousand other singers.. I'm really not interested
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
27:00 <amelia> how can you not like this song kat
27:00 <amelia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> hang on one at a time
28:00 <simba> hahahahahahahahaa
28:00 <amelia> I dunno why it makes me laugh so much
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd amelia
28:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah bonky interesting voice 
28:00 <amelia> it makes me lose my shit
29:00 <amelia> every time, without fail
29:00 <xm> bonky, would you consider yourself yet another electronics engineer audiophile?
29:00 <simba> amelia i have one for you in that vein https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwRrKaq0IyY
29:00 <simba> its wonderful
30:00 <bonky> Not really.. I usually only listen to music when focussing for work so quality isn't particularly relevant
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7ryxk41HtI
30:00 <bonky> I don't have much time to sit back and just enjoy things
30:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahahahahaha is this for real
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> what are you doing now bonky?
31:00 <simba> im gonna miss her... oh lookie there... ive got a bite
31:00 <bonky> Trying to get unreal engine to cooperate on a new machine
31:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
31:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY <--- homey song of the century
31:00 <simba> hes torn between his girl and fishing its the best thing ever
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
31:00 <simba> no he chooses fishing
32:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahahahahahhaha 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwLMM_QBkMc
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOUNCE THAT DICK
32:00 <simba> theres a chance if i hurry i could beg her to stay / but the waters right and the weathers perfect, no telling what i might catch today
33:00 <amelia> haha I understand his torment
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyone wanna drop their cock like thor ?
33:00 <simba> ok kates video is calming
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> the french one is
33:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRUWtag5EFk
33:00 <bonky> It irks me that he says 'poligise
34:00 <bonky> But otherwise I like it
34:00 <Picard> 7 more sleeps
35:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO5UURtxKUU
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> too emo bonky
35:00 <simba> amelia xm etc this guy is so fresh so fat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MjNZCclFwQ
35:00 <bonky> I don't focus much on lyrics.. but yeah I suppose it is
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> and yeah they do say poligise 
36:00 <xm> the eye of horus!
36:00 <xm> simba, 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
36:00 <xm> spot it
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <bonky> The voice is just another instrument to me.. and even better if I don't understand what it is saying
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> gravy baby
36:00 <simba> iluminati confirmed
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i like lyrics
36:00 <simba> how good is his top
36:00 <simba> gravy baby size 72
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm getting one
36:00 <amelia> his top?
36:00 <xm> KFC GRAVY BABY
36:00 <amelia> wot about his hair
36:00 <amelia> bwahahahahhahahaahhaha
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
37:00 <simba> wait until it drops tho i cant believe aussie hip hop guys made that beat
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had a "i survived anorexia" shirt 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> the gravy baby would be fuckin' awesome
37:00 <bonky> I was so in love with tori amos back in the day
37:00 <amelia> I really hate ausie hip hop
37:00 <amelia> BUT I WILL WAIT FOR THE DROP
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think some is ok
37:00 <simba> i not a fan either
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> hilltop hoods
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome
37:00 <amelia> haha
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> not gravy baby
38:00 <simba> props 2 gravy baby size 72
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
38:00 <simba> horus eye confirmed
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> can we focus on his talents….
38:00 <amelia> it sounds like those 2 sticks you hit 
38:00 <amelia> argh wots that instrument called
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> if that is eating food, so be it 
38:00 <amelia> it has like red fluffy balls at the end
38:00 <simba> can u get down already 2 da sik flo
38:00 <amelia> except they not fluffy
38:00 <xm> i had an attempt at hip hop once. but then i didnt know how to add vocals. so i just labeled it 'instrumental hip hop'
38:00 <simba> glockenspeil
38:00 <amelia> YES
39:00 <amelia> bwahahah
39:00 <simba> omg
39:00 <simba> i just said a whack instrumentr
39:00 <xm> https://soundcloud.com/xmofficialmusic/cast-out-fear
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh he smokes like a bogan
39:00 <simba> i like beats these days mroe w/o vox
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> that fucking annoys me
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> like
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> irritates me
40:00 <amelia> wot does
40:00 <amelia> instrumentals?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> smoking like a bogan
40:00 <amelia> ohh
40:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsNRBAWjwc4
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> with your thumb and pointer finger
41:00 <bonky> I don't like much electronic music.. but some makes the cut
41:00 <amelia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bx0NcbhzfE
41:00 <amelia> soso pretty
41:00 <bonky> Sasha - Airdrawdagger is actually one of my favourite albums.. but quite experimental
41:00 <bonky> Airdrawndagger*
41:00 <simba> lol the trumpets are sweet 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh here we go
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> "experimental"
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> if it's some cunt screaming yoko style
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> 11.13 minutes!
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like the stars
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for a chill out
44:00 <amelia> I can't move
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <amelia> I have 30kgs of puppy asleep on my back
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah why
44:00 <bonky> I find some of it pretty good for focusing
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNYpp8ioCeQ
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I LOVE THIS
45:00 <clubsamwich> are tiger air and jetstar as bad as people say?
45:00 <Liinda> yup
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
45:00 <simba> NO
45:00 <Liinda> i like virgin airways
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> tiger are by far worse!
45:00 <amelia> that has so much goin on
45:00 <amelia> holy fuck
45:00 <clubsamwich> i like virgin too, i've never had a problem with them
45:00 <amelia> I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LISTEN KATE
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
45:00 <Liinda> same clubsamwich
45:00 <simba> its kinda cool
45:00 <amelia> it makes me feel like I have 10 different youtubes open and playing at the same time
45:00 <clubsamwich> i like how there's so many girls in here these days
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> really lol
46:00 <simba> xm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QAqJAfBjN8
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i find it really relaxing
46:00 <simba> do u know of this guy
46:00 <clubsamwich> the tide has turned on irc, for the better
46:00 <Liinda> lol
46:00 <amelia> maybe we are just pretending to be girls
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i love violins 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i am
46:00 <amelia> we are catfishing
46:00 <simba> theyre violins pretending to be on irc
46:00 <Liinda> i have a 9 inch shlong
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSS
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine is 10 inches
46:00 <Liinda> thats cos urs is circumsized
46:00 <Liinda> looks bigger :P
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
46:00 <amelia> mine is 6 1/2 but dw I know how to work it
47:00 <xm> havent heard of them before but it sounds promising so far
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ club
47:00 <Liinda> lol
47:00 <xm> im just waiting for an amen break in full
47:00 <clubsamwich> do you guys want to size up on cam?
47:00 <Liinda> my pee pee is camera shy
47:00 <simba> fuck i need new headphones!!!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
48:00 <xm> just get the HD280 PROs for about $100
48:00 <xm> i even use it for production
48:00 <amelia> you can has my shure ones
48:00 <amelia> and I will get new ones
48:00 <clubsamwich> do you wear glasses xm?
48:00 <xm> im supposed to but i dont regularly
48:00 <amelia> who on here doesn't wear glasses
48:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFpeM3fxJoQ  <-- not sure what this is.. but it almost moved me to tears (calls itself post rock)
49:00 <clubsamwich> i'd like to get good over ear headphones and will pay extra for comfort while wearing glasses
49:00 <xm> oh yeah that
49:00 <amelia> bonky's gettin emotional guys
49:00 <xm> that's one reason why i dont wear glasses a lot
49:00 <Liinda> nawh
49:00 <Liinda> i wear contacts :) best thing ever
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiDNf8trWn8 <--- if you like hippy git stuff 
49:00 <amelia> do you mean over the ear as in covers the ear
49:00 <amelia> or goes over and in the ear
49:00 <simba> bonky do you like sigur ros then
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> (dead can dance)
50:00 <bonky> I've heard some of their stuff.. and yeah pretty special
50:00 <xm> i know a song about tears
50:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QAqJAfBjN8
50:00 <clubsamwich> goes over and under your brain
50:00 <amelia> shure do comfy ones
50:00 <Liinda> me too, SO many tear   tupac ...
50:00 <Liinda> *tears
50:00 <amelia> that go over and in
50:00 <xm> maybe i should get etymotic ear buds so i can wear glasses easier
50:00 <clubsamwich> essentially headphones for a horse
50:00 <couleurs> get sum beats by docter drek mang xD
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> "very large telescope" could be promising 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> *raises eye brows*
51:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha mang
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i saw a cock....
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> that reminds me of that!
52:00 <clubsamwich> lower those eye brows
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <simba> dr drake at ur door pager 2 3 4
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds ok bonky…..
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting xm - ( venetian snares)
53:00 <bonky> It surprised me with the variety
53:00 <bonky> And the guitar solo towards the end tugs at me like violins usually do
53:00 <clubsamwich> they should make mouth phones, like ear phones you put in your mouth
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> is resisting being crass… oh it's so… hard!
54:00 <clubsamwich> you know it would sound amazing because, you know, chips
54:00 <amelia> ahhhahahah
54:00 <clubsamwich> that's what kate saird
54:00 <xm> bonky, listen to the strings from the soundtrack of "Road to Perdition". probably the best ive heard in an OST
54:00 <clubsamwich> said
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i attempted to play the violin in my … youth
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i had a cunty russian violin teacher
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure she would bash me over the hand / head if she could
55:00 <clubsamwich> i like the strings and percussion in Kiss The Girl by Sebastian from The Little Mermaid
55:00 <amelia> when you look back on your school days
55:00 <xm> i remember finding a violin in a carpark thinking i got some classic one from the 19th century...
55:00 <amelia> you realise jus how weird as fuck so many of the teachers were
55:00 <xm> then i found out they're all fakes
55:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAH xm
56:00 <amelia> you would have been STOKED
56:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsJSwGc4lsA
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're so expensive for a decent sounding one
56:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0XwOjSpdbc
56:00 <clubsamwich> was it on a keychain, xm?
56:00 <bonky> Yeah that sounds like a russian teacher.. the dance teachers are brutal
56:00 <bonky> Oh and gymnastics
56:00 <xm> no
57:00 <xm> amelia, i bet there were pranksters hiding in their cars with binoculars going, "AHAHAHAHHA SUCKED IN"
57:00 <xm> possibly, it was even you!
57:00 <amelia> bwahahhahahaahah
57:00 <clubsamwich> it was a 19th centry violin on fishing wire
57:00 <bonky> Oh and that last link from me was for Trentemøller - who was doing some really interesting stuff several years ago
57:00 <bonky> But unfortunately he realised that paying the bills was more important
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i did gymnastics asa child - it wold have been hilarious. I was a chubby kid
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure why my mum thought putting me in a leotard was a good idea at the time
58:00 <amelia> fuck gymnastics
58:00 <amelia> I used to rock about in ma tutu
58:00 <amelia> mother fuckers
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i still rock around in tutu's
59:00 <amelia> ahahaah
59:00 <amelia> that's the spirit
59:00 <amelia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaL9VrQOP0E
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
59:00 <amelia> this song soso emotional
59:00 <amelia> it gets me every time
59:00 <amelia> he jus wants his candy
59:00 <amelia> GIVE HIM HIS CANDY
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> not available :(
00:00 <amelia> sux2bu
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
01:00 <amelia> I waaaaant candy
01:00 <amelia> I want candy
01:00 <clubsamwich> that song makes me want to kill someone
01:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
01:00 <amelia> but don't you want candy when it's wrapped in a sweater?
02:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha sweater meat
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing suss
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
02:00 <clubsamwich> movie line
04:00 <amelia> OMGOSH
04:00 <amelia> it 9pm
04:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1ffSS-lb_0  <-- I was like, okay yeah interesting start.. and then after 2 minutes it destroys me
04:00 <clubsamwich> it's 11pm here in middleearth
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders* 
05:00 <Fez> hi
05:00 <clubsamwich> hey
06:00 <Fez> horses eat it?
06:00 <clubsamwich> why so emotion, bonky? what happened today? Are the irc girls being mean again?
07:00 <bonky> Intro interesting.. next bit kinda average.. and then the waves of emotion come lapping at your feet
07:00 <clubsamwich> horses eat?
07:00 <bonky> Pity the end sucks.. but it was only for a soundtrack
07:00 <Picard> nuh thats hay
07:00 <clubsamwich> it started off good but then went lame
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it's not lapping at my feet.
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice tho
08:00 <clubsamwich> it's lapping at my butt flaps
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> um...
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> relaxing
08:00 <bonky> Maybe I am just a sookie lala
09:00 <Fez> my feet are cold
09:00 <clubsamwich> check this for some emotion my bonky - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RndmFMVgBVo
09:00 <clubsamwich> mr bonky
09:00 <bonky> Anybody pulls out strings and I run for the tissues
09:00 <clubsamwich> my mr bonky
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450
10:00 <clubsamwich> platoon!
10:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, adagio gets me every time
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
12:00 <bonky> I'm think I lean towards minimalism.. story of my lif
12:00 <bonky> Satie is just magical for me
12:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU
12:00 <xm> Gymnopedia 1 is very basic but good
12:00 <bonky> It's wrong on so many levels when it comes to writing music.. but it works
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> as the wind is literally fucking howling here lol
13:00 <xm> bonky, the exact track i think of when i think of simple yet effective music
13:00 <bonky> You need a more energetic soundtrack kate
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpx_PcZjByY
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> this!
13:00 <bonky> Or maybe not... calming music while the world around you is torn apart
14:00 <bonky> In slow motion
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love VAST
14:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqoANESQ4cQ  <-- some of cinematic orchestra melts me also
14:00 <bonky> I liked vast back in like the 90's?
15:00 <clubsamwich> this gets me every time, i get goosebumps - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuYQ9KRJms
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah,  i still like them
15:00 <clubsamwich> there's a few tracks from Gattaca OST that are also very much what we speak of
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice, noice 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> not into operatic singing much
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> what did i see…. umm
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> the king and i
17:00 <xm> best piano OST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DCQydT0Ixs
17:00 <xm> The Fountain - Together We Will Live Forever
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes* @ operatic singing in that 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> (the king and i )
18:00 <clubsamwich> roll those eyes back
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was!
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> that one is relaxing xm
19:00 <clubsamwich> did you always have the 01 in your nick, kate?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
19:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn6IECp3aeQ  <-- Above & Beyond - Good For Me
20:00 <clubsamwich> did someone take your nick?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> was katatonic_kate for 98908 billion years
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i didn't chat for ages and forgot my pass word
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i came back *shakes fist*
20:00 <clubsamwich> yeah i remember about 908 billion years ago those times
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, it was awesome with out the 01
21:00 <clubsamwich> every time i came back i had to register my nick again
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i've always had katatonic_kate
21:00 <clubsamwich> why not just change it now?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i like it 
22:00 <Loof> http://www.mydaily.co.uk/2015/01/26/a-glass-of-red-wine-is-the-equivalent-to-an-hour-at-the-gym-says-study/
22:00 <clubsamwich> when i saw you recently again, i thought you were an imposter
22:00 <clubsamwich> of yourself
22:00 <Loof> ^ i'm sold
22:00 <clubsamwich> and i didn't trust it was you
22:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs0vnMril98
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> then i was a cunt, and you're all like……. yep that's kate
22:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting bonky
23:00 <clubsamwich> i never thought you were a cunt, you always seemed to be surrounded by them though
23:00 <Loof> this bonky guy is ok
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed he is
23:00 <Loof> brb
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> that reminds me of a moby song
24:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UsuVTRaglY  <-- Oceanlab - Miracle
24:00 <clubsamwich> porcelain?
24:00 <bonky> Lookout.. it has an environmental message
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you hippy git
24:00 <simba> wb loof
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw.....
24:00 <bonky> I grew up next to a forest.. what can I say
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw…..not that one
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> hippy git :P
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> gets out deep forest - sweet lullaby
26:00 <clubsamwich> classic ^
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
27:00 <clubsamwich> follow up sweet lullaby with this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqJpSwii0hE
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think it was everyone first taste of 'world music'
27:00 <clubsamwich> with that ad on sbs
27:00 <clubsamwich> that was a cool ad
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> do i need to be stoned to appreciate this?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i do
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <clubsamwich> no way
28:00 <bonky> Hmm actually I prefer the original album edit of taht miracle song.. the beat kind of detracts
28:00 <bonky> I think so
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> way!
28:00 <simba> song of the people
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
28:00 <bonky> I haven't been stoned since year 10 and I don't really want to start again
28:00 <simba> y not
29:00 <simba> wb faux
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> well if you continue to listen to club's music i think it would be a natural progression :P
29:00 <simba> is this african peoples music for real tho lol
30:00 <clubsamwich> this is real kenyan - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFILAYx4WAk
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le34ygtODfI
30:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM  <-- We need another freddy!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> that was the song i was thinking of - not fucking moby 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> love that club
31:00 <clubsamwich> fanks kate
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> there will never be another freddy 
32:00 <bonky> Sad but true
32:00 <bonky> That era is just completely gone :(
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> he was so charismatic 
33:00 <faux> Ty
33:00 <bonky> It's like if jesus appeared today.. everybody would be too busy tearing shreds out of him to actually absorb anything useful
33:00 <clubsamwich> that gotye song is lovely
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> it is aye
33:00 <amsy> me bb!!!!!
33:00 <faux> Bb <3
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> kk!!!
34:00 <clubsamwich> yoyo!
34:00 <faux> Damn I forgot to take my meds with dinner and you're supposed to take with food
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joyk_EMtzn0
34:00 <faux> And I'm.in bed and CBF moving 
34:00 <clubsamwich> just take it now
34:00 <faux> Will I die if I take without food
35:00 <clubsamwich> no
35:00 <faux> Lol
35:00 <amsy> no
35:00 <faux> Will it make me.sick
35:00 <faux> :/
35:00 <simba> eat chocolate!!!
35:00 <faux> .
35:00 <faux> No.
35:00 <simba> yess
35:00 <faux> Are you sure
35:00 <clubsamwich> yes
35:00 <faux> Google says otherwise 
35:00 <faux> :'(
35:00 <clubsamwich> google is a pussy
35:00 <amsy> if youre that worried just eat a cracker or something
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <clubsamwich> yeah just have a piece of bread
35:00 <faux> Fauxy wanna cracker
36:00 <amsy> how long ago was dinner?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <faux> Uh but that means I have to move
36:00 <clubsamwich> a cracker ...so insignificant
36:00 <faux> I ate at 5
36:00 <faux> Its not 11:30
36:00 <faux> Now
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> dust
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat some dust
36:00 <faux> .
36:00 <amsy> piece of bread
36:00 <simba> bread and tuna
36:00 <amsy> youll be good
36:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3rnxQBizoU  <-- Gimme Shelter
36:00 <faux> I gave up bread like 2 weeks ago
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> bread and tuna
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
36:00 <simba> rip bread
36:00 <amsy> ok SOMETHING
36:00 <faux> U EAT SOMETHIBG 
36:00 <faux> k
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> a glass of water
37:00 <simba> dont listen 2 kate vomit doesnt go with it
37:00 <amsy> how rude
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> and google food
37:00 <faux> Lol
37:00 <amsy> i cannot
37:00 <amsy> omg i cant until tomorrow bb...
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> then lick the screen
37:00 <amsy> TOMORROW
37:00 <faux> Wtg
37:00 <faux> Wtf
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <faux> Why nlt
37:00 <amsy> they made an incision
37:00 <faux> Uh
37:00 <amsy> i dont know
37:00 <faux> :'
37:00 <faux> (
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> where
37:00 <amsy> i wanted to cry when she told me
38:00 <amsy> eyws full filled with tears
38:00 <amsy> eyes*
38:00 <faux> Lol
38:00 <faux> They're so shit
38:00 <faux> You seriously could have eaten beforehand 
38:00 <amsy> she got me some apple juice though
38:00 <faux> Grest
38:00 <faux> How fulfilling 
38:00 <amsy> lol
38:00 <amsy> hahahaha :'(
38:00 <bonky> Somebody in the music industry said modern musicians almost exclusively sing about themselves and how they feel.. that very few aspire to change the world now.. I think they have a point
38:00 <faux> :(
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> classic bonky
39:00 <Serenity> i just did that lip sucky thing
39:00 <bonky> We've gotten too comfortable with just collecting a pay cheque
39:00 <Serenity> lol.
39:00 <xm> the 80s did have artists banding together to sing songs for peace, famine etc
39:00 <faux> Ew why
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> DID IT WORK????
39:00 <Serenity> yes hahah 
39:00 <xm> now celebrities get together to sing "I FUCKED MATT DAMON!"
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yassss
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima try it
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> then whore it up on instagram
39:00 <amsy> i heard the mostly insanely grotesque song on the radio herw the other day
39:00 <amsy> most*
40:00 <Serenity> i show
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ifi fucked matt damon, i'd write a song about it
40:00 <amsy> they lyrics said something about him filling condoms
40:00 <faux> I've seen so many bad vids where peoole used deodorant can lids and got severe bruising 
40:00 <faux> Around their lips
40:00 <faux> Looked terrible
40:00 <faux> :|
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ faux
40:00 <Serenity> of course it bruises lol
40:00 <Serenity> thats what you're doing
40:00 <Serenity> forcing blood to the surface
41:00 <faux> No if yoy use the right product it doesn't bruise around your mouth
41:00 <Serenity> the suction ones all bruise
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, it said it does the first time
41:00 <faux> Ok
41:00 <faux> I CBF arguing 
41:00 <faux> They bruise
41:00 <faux> Yes
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> even when you use the product
41:00 <Serenity> you dont have to get snippy about it rofl
41:00 <Maurice> My friends 6 yr old got her lips stuck in one of those mini mnm containers
41:00 <Maurice> Was quite hilarious
41:00 <faux> I'm not I'm tired and I cbf
41:00 <clubsamwich> have you taken your meds yet, faux?
41:00 <amsy> sezz did you suction your lips to make them look like a monkeys butt?
41:00 <faux> Nope clubby
42:00 <Serenity> hahaha amsy not quite that big but yes i did for lols
42:00 <faux> I don't wanna get a sore tummy lol
42:00 <amsy> canbi see?
42:00 <amsy> can i*
42:00 <faux> canbi
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeap pics
42:00 <amsy> shhhhh
42:00 <faux> u
42:00 <Serenity> pm kate
42:00 <clubsamwich> faux, you'll be find, trust me
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> HOLY FUCK
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it worked
42:00 <faux> and if I get sick!
42:00 <Serenity> LOL
42:00 <faux> I'll blame u
42:00 <clubsamwich> go ahead
42:00 <faux> Lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus!
42:00 <clubsamwich> i stake my whole reputation on it, faux
42:00 <amsy> i dont get to see?
43:00 <amsy> hahaha
43:00 <amsy> yes
43:00 <Serenity> my lips are big anyway
43:00 <amsy> it workes
43:00 <amsy> good lord
43:00 <amsy> d
43:00 <clubsamwich> and unlike kate, i don't slightly change my nick when things heat up
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus! Impressive
43:00 <faux> Show me baboon butt lips pls
43:00 <faux> LOL
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> club, you wanna change your name
43:00 <faux> club01
43:00 <clubsamwich> i'm just teasing you kate
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> so am i - duh
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> when am i ever serious
44:00 <faux> lmao
44:00 <amsy> slubcamwich
44:00 <Maurice> (21:43:22) (Serenity): my lips are big anyway
44:00 <faux> OMG
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> unless it's some letfy cause
44:00 <faux> amsy
44:00 <Maurice> You can always get vagioplasty
44:00 <clubsamwich> haha amsy 
44:00 <faux> I said the same thing yesti
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <Serenity> BITCH ROFL
44:00 <faux> Rofl
44:00 <xm> tease me tease me tease me tease me baby 'til i lose contro-oooool
44:00 <amsy> lollll
44:00 <Maurice> You left yourself open for that..
44:00 <faux> Dead
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> dance for this $2 coin club
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> thrusting your pelvis 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> will suffice!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> friken idiot
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity - how long did yo' lips stay plumped for?
46:00 <clubsamwich> which lips, Serenity?
46:00 <Serenity> i put a cold bottle on them so theyve gone down
46:00 <Serenity> i only did that like half an hour ago
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh
46:00 <clubsamwich> are you gals talking pussy pumps? those things are gross
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i don't want my labia any bigger thanks
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> or plumped 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <clubsamwich> how bout a nice fluffing?
47:00 <Serenity> ill take a pic of them now
47:00 <Serenity> this is what they normally look like so you can tell haha
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw…. pass 
47:00 <clubsamwich> dildo cam pics?
47:00 <Serenity> dude chill out
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i tried this…. um
47:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> plumping ……. gloss stuff
48:00 <clubsamwich> someone was talking about it today at work - dildo cam
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> made my lips (on my face) tingly and a bit bigger
48:00 <Maurice> Yeah thats a new thing
48:00 <Maurice> I read it a few weeks ago
48:00 <clubsamwich> they're doing it on snapchat
48:00 <clubsamwich> fucked up
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah HUGE difference lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder how long they take to go down
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> like, completely....
49:00 <Serenity> but as you can see i dont particularly need bigger lips
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> um nope !
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> still you can totes tell the difference
49:00 <clubsamwich> i can't take what you're saying seriously
50:00 <Serenity> lips feel a bit tingly
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima try it soon
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even sure I have a shot glass lol
51:00 <Serenity> i used a glass milk bottle
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <ShadowLurker> big lips
51:00 <clubsamwich> cya party people
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Bonny> lol
52:00 <Bonny> I think you guys grossed him out lol
52:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4gV-W93-OY <-- A lot didn't like the division bell or david's influence.. but in my opinion he is a genius
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> wooowhoo!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you lost in music world bonky?
52:00 <Serenity> lol we were just talking about lips :(
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> the bell is already annoying me
53:00 <bonky> Not particularly.. just responding to tracks as they play
53:00 <bonky> He likes negative space in his songs
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that is negative of' sure
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> fo
53:00 <bonky> Some can't handle the slow space.. but it makes the highs so brilliant
53:00 <bonky> pace*
54:00 <Liinda> goodnight all <3
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it's ok - but that bell! 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn lovelace
54:00 <bonky> lol... the bell eventually fades away
54:00 <Liinda> lol thats actually a nickname of mine
54:00 <bonky> I love that every rendition of the song they ever played is different
54:00 <Liinda> Night!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope I can still hear it
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the song lasts 9 mins
55:00 <bonky> Ahahaha.. you can jump to 4 minutes or so
55:00 <bonky> Just imagine it was all slow like that
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> now you tell me….
56:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/263c69e3b66830d0706d13e6c65728d6/tumblr_n46j7xtI2l1savimvo1_540.jpg
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> looks like she has been using a shot glass on her vadge
56:00 <bonky> When I first hear the lap steel.. I was like wth is going on here?
56:00 <bonky> heard*
57:00 <bonky> The compositions are layered.. but he is a minimalist at heart
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IrWyZ0KZuk
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