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00:00 <Skirmish> Whole evening ruined. 
00:00 <Serenity> hi bastardly one
00:00 <Serenity> HI
00:00 <Immutable> oh well
00:00 <Serenity> why are you upset
00:00 <Immutable> because I didn't know the time warp dance
01:00 <Skirmish> What is a downer drug? 
01:00 <Serenity> :( have you not seen rocky horror?
01:00 <Immutable> nope
01:00 <Serenity> weed?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> youtbe
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i wanna go see the stage play
01:00 <Serenity> me toooo
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> star city, i think!
01:00 <Serenity> io want to dress as columbua
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i just wanna go see it :P
02:00 <Maurice> Even my kids know the time warp
02:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujQTy59iPyI    <--------- listens to this song .... stares at Kate. 
02:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Artful Dodger - Please Don't Turn Me On (Official Music Video) Views: 105,725   Uploader: RhinoEntertainment Uploaded: Published on Jul 16, 2014 Duration: 4 Minutes 0 Seconds 
02:00 <Immutable> I know I'm lame hey Maurice 
02:00 <Maurice> Yep
02:00 <Immutable> I know it now so all is cool
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hey sezz
03:00 <Skirmish> :-/ 
03:00 <Skirmish> We're not at the power ballad time of the night yet Serenity. 
03:00 <Serenity> YOURE RIGHT
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh please
03:00 <Immutable> wtf is wrong with total eclipse of the heart?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> dear
03:00 <Skirmish> Nothing ... it's just not that time. 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
03:00 <Immutable> racism
04:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TmD50m6CL4   <---- Another great Artful Dodger track. 
04:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Artful Dodger - Woman Trouble feat Craig David and Robbie Craig (Official Music Video) Views: 102,085   Uploader: RhinoEntertainment Uploaded: Published on Jul 16, 2014 Duration: 4 Minutes 27 Seconds 
05:00 <Liinda> <3ed artful dodger
06:00 <Immutable> hi Liinda 
06:00 <Skirmish> First song of theirs I heard was 'Thing about me'.  Hooked straight away.
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw-Fl_xGpyY   <--- grinds up close to Kate
06:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Artful Dodger - Movin' Too Fast HQ MV + Lyrics Views: 1,734,491   Uploader: monoem Uploaded:  Feb 4, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 57 Seconds 
06:00 <Liinda> hai Immutable
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll wear my pants that high for ya skirmish
07:00 <Skirmish> I'm not given you ma lovin tonight! 
07:00 <Skirmish> No pants works too. 
07:00 <Immutable> thought you went out
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> me?
07:00 <Liinda> nawh i am here =)
07:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TI7MFwrM6Q   <-- everybody in the office grooves to this when my phone rings
07:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bebel Gilberto - Aganju (Latin Project Mix) Views: 84,582   Uploader: Ghostpowder Uploaded:  Jun 21, 2009 Duration: 5 Minutes 26 Seconds 
08:00 <couleurs> pics
08:00 <Skirmish> Now I want to listen to Craig david. 
08:00 <Liinda> no you pics
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
08:00 <Immutable> pics 5 linda
09:00 <Maurice> I'm walking awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> my ring tone is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk
09:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: AZEALIA BANKS - 212 FT. LAZY JAY Views: 88,811,412   Uploader: AzealiaBanks Uploaded: Published on Sep 12, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 26 Seconds 
09:00 <Liinda> youuuuuuu picsssss
09:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/JbWCmCL
09:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4eMyOzD9UI   <-- Even better!!
09:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Daniel Bedingfield- Gotta Get Thru This (uk version) Views: 4,966,812   Uploader: DanielbedingfieldFP Uploaded:  Jul 31, 2007 Duration: 3 Minutes 7 Seconds 
09:00 <Immutable> mi no way
10:00 <Skirmish> I think I have craig davids album in my CD drawer. 
10:00 <Liinda> wai not
10:00 <coffee> katatonic_kate01 this is my ring tone
10:00 <coffee> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFPEk4ot-Kc
10:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: techno alarm 2014    Uploader: BooOMPmusic Uploaded: Published on Nov 7, 2014 Duration: 2 Minutes 10 Seconds 
10:00 <Immutable> err okays
10:00 <coffee> works pretty good
10:00 <Liinda> yay
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah mine works well too
10:00 <Skirmish> Foamy ring tone is the best. 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i prob should get another one soonish 
10:00 <Immutable> there you go
11:00 <coffee> i could make u one katatonic_kate01
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll be right thanks
11:00 <coffee> lols
11:00 <bonky> Amazing how many good songs make bad ringtones
11:00 <Liinda> :( didnt work
11:00 <coffee> what didnt work
11:00 <bonky> I had to screen like dozens from my playlists to find only a couple of candidates
11:00 <Skirmish> http://www.zedge.net/ringtones/0-5-1-foamy/
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had i'm sexy and i know it fir ages
12:00 <Maurice> Mines the IT Crowd
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly, because i am *hair flicks*
12:00 <ShadowLurker> mines "im too sexy"
12:00 <Serenity> mines some sumsung stock ring
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
13:00 <Skirmish> 'I am your lord and master, you are all bastards, worship me or I will stab your eyes till they bleed, I am your lord and master'
13:00 <coffee> made this yesterday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGp4viajGvI
13:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trance 2015 EDM    Uploader: BooOMPmusic Uploaded: Published on Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 2 Minutes 50 Seconds 
13:00 <Skirmish> Foamy ring tones ftw
13:00 <couleurs> http://31.media.tumblr.com/de9d960425fdcbdcd1151830b2a074c6/tumblr_mlpzr7yzhB1qasthro1_400.gif
13:00 <couleurs> me
13:00 <Serenity> mine was the crank ring tone for ages
14:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg   <-- I love that this song is so wrong/right on so many levels
14:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: yello music video- oooooh yeah Views: 5,290,834   Uploader: thenickleboy Uploaded:  Jul 25, 2006 Duration: 3 Minutes 5 Seconds 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ferris 
15:00 <coffee> ok
15:00 <Skirmish> The first Foamy ring tone I got it said 'Follow the sound of my voice, and kill whoever is holding the phone'. 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> reminds me of ferris bueller
15:00 <bonky> The 80's was certainly memorable.. still not sure if it scarred me for life or not
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'll live
16:00 <bonky> Despite the 80's
16:00 <bonky> I remember getting excited at every Michael Jackson release
16:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABuWphlnZ1A   Back to the music.
16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Seven Days Views: 20,310,224   Uploader: craigdavid Uploaded:  Aug 2, 2007 Duration: 5 Minutes 34 Seconds 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you poor unfortunate child
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a child of the 80's tho bonky?
17:00 <bonky> Born at the end of the 70's.. but yes my formative years were the 80's
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> 79?
17:00 <bonky> Perhaps
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11118479_2160485893998589_3823181075868724425_n.jpg?oh=f942603c2a1be16c6f0c13e9c5084049&oe=55A90210&__gda__=1436140342_ac1be97569ee2a61bdff0c00a10f9755
18:00 <Liinda> im a 79 baby too. december 
18:00 <bonky> May
18:00 <bonky> 8 weeks prem.. because I am an impatient sob
18:00 <Liinda> lol Maurice
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <Serenity> ITS ALL ABOUT THE HE SAID SHE SAID BULLSHIT
19:00 <Skirmish> AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH! 
20:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
20:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff Views: 56,604,874   Uploader: LimpBizkitVEVO Uploaded:  Oct 5, 2009 Duration: 2 Minutes 50 Seconds 
20:00 <coffee> i older than Liinda
20:00 <coffee> by few months
20:00 <Bastardly_One> babies, the lot of ya
20:00 <coffee> go have some bongs Bastardly_One
20:00 <coffee> ur not needed
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up chris
21:00 <Bastardly_One> go end your life
21:00 <coffee> i said it first
21:00 <coffee> so u
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you're way less needed
21:00 <bonky> I wish I were born earlier in the 40's or 50's so I could have seen the golden age of vehicle design and motorsport
21:00 <coffee> nup
21:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA end your life if we're basing it on value B1. 
21:00 <bonky> Before everything was consumed by big business
22:00 <Bastardly_One> get over your obsession Skummish, it's not healthy
22:00 <coffee> neithers smoking bongs and saying u have anxiety issues
23:00 <Skirmish> Get some new material you fossilised piece of dinosaur shit.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> says the cunt that should be on depot shots but avoids them
23:00 <coffee> what
23:00 <coffee> how do i aviod
23:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YHaOMe_uRc  - summer is over, but what the hell
23:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cruel Summer - Bananarama (Official Promo Video) High Quality Views: 591,511   Uploader: RhinoUK Uploaded: Published on Jul 12, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 37 Seconds 
23:00 <Skirmish> lol what the fuck does that even mean?! 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd not be taken off then being as fucked up as you are chris
23:00 <coffee> i dont have needles
24:00 <coffee> i not fucked
24:00 <coffee> i own a place and i not 50+ smoking bongs
24:00 <ShadowLurker> noone knows whats its like
24:00 <ShadowLurker> to be the bad man
24:00 <ShadowLurker> the sad man
24:00 <bonky> Bongs.. I remember them.. last one was in year 10 I think
24:00 <coffee> i think you are the one thats fucked Bastardly_One
24:00 <simba> Stfu Losers
24:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ouO58Sx9Q   
24:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fred Durst Ft Snoop Dogg Green Light Views: 141,984   Uploader: 1Manloco Uploaded:  Dec 31, 2007 Duration: 3 Minutes 56 Seconds 
25:00 <coffee> hi simba
25:00 <simba> Hi
25:00 <Serenity> whos coffee
25:00 <coffee> made noise for hours today
25:00 <under> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgDxv0Qg_Rg
25:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Madonna - Ghosttown Views: 3,775,764   Uploader: MADONNAVEVO Uploaded: Published on Apr 8, 2015 Duration: 5 Minutes 29 Seconds 
25:00 <coffee> simba check this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGp4viajGvI
25:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trance 2015 EDM    Uploader: BooOMPmusic Uploaded: Published on Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 2 Minutes 50 Seconds 
26:00 <Skirmish> B1 comes online .... all the hostility begins. 
26:00 <simba> B1 is born... WWI begins.... coincidence???
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <Skirmish> lol
27:00 <bonky> lol
27:00 <amsy> lol
27:00 <bonky> I think not.
27:00 <amsy> phew
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ simba
27:00 <Serenity> rofl
28:00 <couleurs> owned.
28:00 <Skirmish> You know what is the natural move away from LB Serenity? It's time for Korn. 
28:00 <Serenity> that was actually really witty simba
28:00 <Serenity> well done
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I liked it
28:00 <simba> Oh Thanks
28:00 <bonky> That was really condescending Serenity.. well done
28:00 <simba> Glad U Notieced
28:00 <Serenity> simba knows how i feel about his humour bonky calm down
29:00 <simba> yeah bonky, we're extremely close away from irc
29:00 <Serenity> yeah bffs
29:00 <bonky> Okay.. I suppose my attempt at humour was misplaced
29:00 <Serenity> maybe i didnt get it
29:00 <Serenity> my brain is working right now
29:00 <bonky> See what happens when you take a break from irc for 14 years
29:00 <Skirmish> Serenity, simba and Immutable. The 3 muskateers. 
29:00 <Serenity> fuck off Skirmish
30:00 <simba> whos Immutable
30:00 <Skirmish> Serenity's other bff
30:00 <Immutable> some random douche
30:00 <simba> do u play up front for bvb
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonky…. leave while you still can, as discussed earlier 
30:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr3x7tS__dE
30:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Korn - Here to Stay Views: 9,093,625   Uploader: KornVEVO Uploaded:  Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 5 Minutes 6 Seconds 
30:00 <Serenity> 1,1<<0,0>>>>1,1<<0,0<<1,1<<0,0<<1,1<0,0>>>>1,1<0,0>>>>>1,1<<<0,0<<1,1<0,0<<1,1<<0,0>>>>1,1<<0,0>>>>1,1<<0,0<<1,1<0,0<<1,1<
30:00 <Serenity> 1,1<0,0<<1,1>>>>>0,0<<1,1<0,0<<1,1>>>0,0<<1,1<<0,0<<1,1<<0,0<<1,1<0,0>>>>>0,0<<1,1<<0,0<<1,1<<0,0<<1,1>>>>>0,0<<1,1<0,0<<1,1<
30:00 <Serenity> 1,1>>0,0>>>>1,1>>0,0>>>>1,1>>>>0,0<<1,1>>0,0<<<<<1,1>>0,0<<1,1>0,0>1,1>0,0<<1,1>>0,0<<1,1>>>0,0>>>>1,1>>0,0<<<<<1,1>
30:00 <Serenity> 1,1>>>>>0,0>>1,1<0,0>>1,1<0,0>>1,1<<<0,0>>1,1>>0,0>>1,1<0,0>>1,1>>0,0>>1,1<<<0,0>>1,1>>0,0>>1,1>>>>>1,1<0,0>>1,1<0,0>>1,1<0,0>>1,1<
30:00 <Serenity> 1,1>>0,0>>>>1,1>>0,0>>1,1>>0,0>>1,1<0,0>>>>1,1<0,0>>1,1>>0,0>>1,1<0,0>>1,1<<<0,0>>1,1<0,0>>>>1,1>>0,0>>>>1,1>>0,0>>1,1<0,0>>1,1<
30:00 <couleurs> #YWNWA #BVP
31:00 <simba> Dude Soccer is sick. The LiverPool RedMen are my side. 
31:00 <simba> #LPFC
31:00 <bonky> Why does this feel like a stephen king story?
31:00 <Skirmish> i need to wee but I don't want to pause this song ..... 
31:00 <simba> Their rivals are the Blue team, Everton United
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you've just become a character in your own nightmare?
31:00 <Serenity> wheres Doodle
32:00 <amsy> #MBL
32:00 <bonky> That game of thrones guy has the right idea
33:00 <simba> i believe his name was michael thrones
33:00 <Serenity> ive never seen game of thrones
33:00 <simba> me 2
33:00 <bonky> I've read some of it, not seen any of the tv series
33:00 <Skirmish> I need Korn in my car. 
33:00 <under> simba: hello
33:00 <simba> hello juve
33:00 <ShadowLurker> i havnt heard korn for ages
33:00 <under> haxball?
33:00 <Skirmish> me either and it's rocking my world right now. 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> too lade bonky
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> late
34:00 <bonky> For what exactly?
34:00 <simba> no hazx
34:00 <bonky> Oh right, it's after midnight.. my pumpkin
34:00 <couleurs> it's beyonce, bich
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, but that works :D
35:00 <Skirmish> I've already decided that NIN is my next step after Korn. 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> GOOD
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> NIN are amazing
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> start with the fragile 
35:00 <Serenity> KAY ARE BACKWARDS ARE EN
35:00 <Skirmish> I want to fuck you like an animal Kate.
35:00 <Serenity> skirmish
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i hear that a lot *hair flicks*
35:00 <simba> Savage Garden are pretty amazing
35:00 <Serenity> can you snap chat me pics of you and kate boning
35:00 <bonky> Technically, we are still animals
36:00 <Skirmish> Nah we moved away from that type of music. Can't go backwards. 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> post sex selfies?
36:00 <bonky> Who doesn't love post coitus selfies?
36:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Dg1Ymji-Q  <----- SURPRISE!
36:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: savage garden - Truly madly deeply Views: 17,533,107   Uploader: 3159831 Uploaded:  Oct 6, 2006 Duration: 4 Minutes 24 Seconds 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly, natural glow
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate loved up songs, mostly
37:00 <bonky> It does get a bit awkward when the selfie stick comes out mid show
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
37:00 <Serenity> not fast rnough for me atm
37:00 <Skirmish> There was one song on their album I really liked ... I need to find it. 
37:00 <amsy> m1„
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> especially if it's a one night stand
38:00 <bonky> Why does your leg feel like cold steel?
38:00 <Serenity> what about a polaroid so you can enter the wall of fame
38:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdvmw4FRzQ8   <--- THIS ONE! 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
38:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: savage garden - Break and shake me Views: 1,877,532   Uploader: 3159831 Uploaded:  Sep 26, 2006 Duration: 3 Minutes 35 Seconds 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
38:00 <bonky> Don't encounter too many girls with them unfortunately
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> pirates?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> with wooden legs
39:00 <Serenity> poleroids?
39:00 <Grim> polaroids
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanted that new camera
39:00 <bonky> Pirate wooden leg girls with poles on roids?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ouch
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd wear a patch
40:00 <bonky> Yarrr
40:00 <Skirmish> Kate is Lana off Archer I have decided. 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> archer is on now
40:00 <Skirmish> Serenity is cheryl. 
40:00 <Serenity> that means nothing to me
40:00 <Serenity> i have never seen it
40:00 <Serenity> is cheryl fat
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> my boobs are not that big skirmish
41:00 <Skirmish> Cheryl Tunt is her name
41:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hnDs8TuSb0  <--- Cheryl likes choke sex
41:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cyril choking Cheryl on archer Views: 168,374   Uploader: Solar7647 Uploaded:  Dec 19, 2011 Duration: 0 Minutes 9 Seconds 
41:00 <Serenity> cheryl tunt the big fat...
41:00 <simba> knuckle head!!!!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo oo
42:00 <Skirmish> KITTY!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg
42:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Liam Lynch: United States of Whatever Views: 5,645,720   Uploader: mrWoot Uploaded:  Jan 10, 2006 Duration: 1 Minutes 29 Seconds 
44:00 <Serenity> i have my music onrandom
44:00 <Serenity> its interesting
45:00 <Skirmish> It's all over the shop. There is no flow. 
45:00 <Serenity> i like to do random sometimes
45:00 <Skirmish> I am listening to NIN to help me get in the mood to fap to Kate's pic I kept. 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll just send you some more?
45:00 <Serenity> why dont i have a pic of kate
45:00 <Skirmish> You'd spoog. 
46:00 <Serenity> :(
46:00 <Skirmish> The amount that you would self lubricate over it would scare you. 
46:00 <Dugnuts> hey
46:00 <Dugnuts> do you guys think im a dicl?
46:00 <Dugnuts> just curious
46:00 <Dugnuts> dick even
46:00 <ShadowLurker> loool self lubricate
46:00 <Serenity> dude im completely fuck chopped atm im not sure im capable of self lubricating anything
47:00 <Dugnuts> ...
47:00 <ShadowLurker> lol nah ur nuts but i dig it
47:00 <Dugnuts> wtf
47:00 <Skirmish> You're ok Dugnuts .... compared to Panda, B1, Chris etc. 
47:00 <Serenity> Dugnuts i told you already i think youre a dick
47:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/
47:00 <Dugnuts> well thats ok
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Dugnuts> i dont mean to be a dick
47:00 <Dugnuts> but im not going to pretend to be nice either
47:00 <Dugnuts> sorry if ive offended you Serenity
47:00 <Liinda> Your a penis Dugnuts
47:00 <ShadowLurker> sometimes we like dick
47:00 <Liinda> A nice penis
48:00 <Serenity> i dont get offended lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> do i thin k you're a dick - i just wannna see your dick
48:00 <ShadowLurker> lol timing Liinda
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's all
48:00 <Liinda> :P
48:00 <Dugnuts> hah!
48:00 <Skirmish> Listened to Fragile NIN ... so bad. 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> the ALBUM
48:00 <Serenity> i get a lot of things but offended is rarely on
48:00 <Serenity> e
48:00 <Dugnuts> watched the movie yet kate?
48:00 <Serenity> zxjkfbasdg
48:00 <Liinda> Dugnuts is a good dick
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> the entire album
48:00 <coffee> so i am not ok
48:00 <coffee> ?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope, not yet
48:00 <Serenity> NO YOU ARENT
48:00 <ShadowLurker> have we seen Dugnuts' dick
48:00 <coffee> bullshit
48:00 <Dugnuts> sorry guys, im just a bit fragile atm
48:00 <ShadowLurker> are we sure we like it
48:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Bring the CD for our meet up on Thursday. 
48:00 <Dugnuts> i was sick for like 4 days
48:00 <coffee> i smarter than lot of ya
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Thursday… what time?
48:00 <coffee> got u all fooled
48:00 <Dugnuts> i dont know anyone in this new city
48:00 <Serenity> sdick with what
48:00 <bonky> In Melbourne?
49:00 <Dugnuts> was looking for some affection
49:00 <ShadowLurker> just think of it this way Dugnuts
49:00 <Dugnuts> turned into a dick
49:00 <Serenity> chris ive done shiuts smarterthat you
49:00 <Skirmish> I think you can't get the room key before 11. 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> you want dick?
49:00 <coffee> Serenity
49:00 <ShadowLurker> if you were a bad dick youd be geting harassed by now
49:00 <coffee> shut up
49:00 <Serenity> fuck off cunt
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <bonky> Yeah at least they aren't encouraging you to leave
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
49:00 <Dugnuts> heh
49:00 <Dugnuts> thats true
49:00 <coffee> ur fucken useless
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm trying to save you bonky :P
49:00 <Skirmish> Has anyone told you to kill yourself yet Dugnuts? 
49:00 <Dugnuts> the girls around here are as agressive as hell
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're more than welcome to say
49:00 <Skirmish> If not ... welcome to the team. 
49:00 <Liinda> Oi
49:00 <Dugnuts> ive spent a lot of time on 4chan
50:00 <Liinda> i am NOT aggressive
50:00 <Dugnuts> and these girls are harsher
50:00 <Liinda> >.<
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <amsy> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
50:00 <ShadowLurker> TNT
50:00 <ShadowLurker> WATCH ME EXPLOOOOOOOODDEEEEE
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> DTF!
50:00 <Skirmish> If you knew how awesome Liinda's bewbs were Dugnuts you'd be pretty excited right now. 
50:00 <ShadowLurker> OI
50:00 <Liinda> Hahahaha
50:00 <bonky> I could be wrong though.. wouldn't be the first time
50:00 <Skirmish> BUT ... you don't, and I do! 
50:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs?
51:00 <Liinda> Skirmish youve seen them?
51:00 <ShadowLurker> there was boobs?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
51:00 <Liinda> Reow
51:00 <Dugnuts> oh
51:00 <Maurice> We all saw them in the topic
51:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: Did you make it to the Magnificent 4? 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> you've just made 'dick status'
51:00 <Dugnuts> i recently found out how aesome they are
51:00 <ShadowLurker> cos im tnt
51:00 <Dugnuts> i knew she was pretty
51:00 <ShadowLurker> sing it you cunts
51:00 <bonky> Congratulations is in order
51:00 <ShadowLurker> you know the words
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
51:00 <Dugnuts> but now i know she has a sexy bum and awesome boobs too
51:00 <bonky> Because I read it in a chat
51:00 <Skirmish> I am singing Korn songs. 
51:00 <Dugnuts> makes me wonder wtf she does on here
51:00 <Maurice> DYNOOOOOMIIITTEEEEE
51:00 <Liinda> Oh wait, i dont remember Skirmish. 
51:00 <ShadowLurker> so what are you waiting for
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> well dug
52:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Was Liinda part of the magnificent 4? 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is all yours - take it to PM
52:00 <Liinda> LOL
52:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
52:00 <Liinda> I do have a bf
52:00 <simba> me 2
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly because your text makes me cringe a lil 
52:00 <ShadowLurker> and
52:00 <Dugnuts> sorry Kynetic
52:00 <Dugnuts> katatonic_kate01
52:00 <Dugnuts> but hey
52:00 <Dugnuts> one thing i'll tell you for free
52:00 <bonky> Scored on irc.. high five?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> here we go
52:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: Yes I have seen yours. 
52:00 <Dugnuts> that Maurice can verify
52:00 <Dugnuts> i never lie to you guys
53:00 <Dugnuts> ever
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then THANKS for that
53:00 <Liinda> lol Skirmish, ooops
53:00 <Skirmish> :D 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> confirmed that you're really a dick now
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
53:00 <Liinda> lol awah
53:00 <bonky> Smooth
54:00 <Dugnuts> oh
54:00 <Skirmish> SOMETIMES I CAN NOT TAKE THIS PLACE
54:00 <Dugnuts> coz i said i dont lie?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> such as
54:00 <Dugnuts> that makes me a confirmed dick?
54:00 <ShadowLurker> SMAK MY BITCH UP
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
54:00 <Serenity> CHANGE MY PITCH UP
54:00 <Serenity> SMACK MY BITCH UP
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> dug
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> give it up
54:00 <Skirmish> NOOOOOOO NOT YET SERENITY! 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
54:00 <Serenity> WHATT
55:00 <Skirmish> Yeah you should kill yourself now Dug. You're a dick. 
55:00 <Liinda> WAIT!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
55:00 <Liinda> Let me check his pockets first
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> cop a feel while you're there
55:00 <Liinda> I might hey :P
55:00 <bonky> Ellie Goulding, Elsiane, London Grammar, Tori Amos, Kate Bush, Placeba, etc
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
55:00 <Skirmish> Listening to Korn is making me want to buy a bass guitar and become a mad slapper. 
55:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
55:00 <Skirmish> wait
55:00 <Dugnuts> what am i giving up?
56:00 <bonky> Placebo*
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
56:00 <Skirmish> I don't know how to fix that. 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> your dignity 
56:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL Skirmish
56:00 <bonky> Is in shreds
56:00 <ShadowLurker> mad slapper
56:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
56:00 <Dugnuts> nah
56:00 <Dugnuts> im never that desperate
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude
56:00 <Dugnuts> i mean
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> just stop
57:00 <Dugnuts> sure im desperate for someone who understands and love me
57:00 <bonky> Well played my good man.. a round of drinks on me!
57:00 <ShadowLurker> girl you my angel
57:00 <Dugnuts> but if i really want company
57:00 <ShadowLurker> my darlin angel
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
57:00 <Dugnuts> its not hard
57:00 <ShadowLurker> yes it is
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
57:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
57:00 <ShadowLurker> speaking of cocks
57:00 <ShadowLurker> hi kate
57:00 <Liinda> hows fif
57:00 <amsy> uNF uNF uNF
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there
58:00 <Liinda> loe it how cocks have been the subject for most of the evening
58:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOOGeZE-aE   <----- Angelina Jolie is soooooooooo0o hawt. Want to touch the heiny! 
58:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Korn - Did My Time Views: 15,783,162   Uploader: KornVEVO Uploaded:  Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 1 Seconds 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock!
59:00 <bonky> Mark my words.. men will someday rise and fight this oppression
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I need some nurse or doctor friends
59:00 <bonky> I am not a sex object!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> google is making me paranoid
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you wanna be a sex object right?
59:00 <Skirmish> No that's all the weed doing that. 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <Liinda> Still have that rash B1?
00:00 <ShadowLurker> rash?
00:00 <Liinda> gash
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> inner thigh?
00:00 <Skirmish> It's herpes. 
00:00 <Liinda> rash
00:00 <ShadowLurker> id see a doc about that
00:00 <ShadowLurker> its not herpes if its everywhere
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no
00:00 <Liinda> =P
00:00 <Skirmish> It's liver spots. He's old. It's to be expected. 
00:00 <Skirmish> Hai DemonsRun. 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a pain under the right rib cage and lover right back
01:00 <Liinda> omg this grand marnier is hard to drink
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and that can be a fuckload of things
01:00 <Liinda> B1
01:00 <Skirmish> MR LUBBA LUBBA
01:00 <Liinda> I can tell you ecztly waat it is cos i have the same thing
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it can be a few things
01:00 <Bastardly_One> started with a stitch
02:00 <Liinda> Well first of, do you have pain fter you eat?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> nup, it's not reflux or ibs
02:00 <Liinda> Get checked for gallstones
02:00 <Liinda> Cos that could be it.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I told ya, it started with a stitch and I've no gall bladder
02:00 <Bastardly_One> been there done that 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I had a heart attack
03:00 <Liinda> Otherwise, its just your muscles around your rib cage tightening.. go see an osteo and see what they say. 
03:00 <ShadowLurker> could be a stroke
03:00 <ShadowLurker> heh
03:00 <ShadowLurker> stroke
03:00 <Liinda> heart is on the other side dufus
03:00 <bonky> Could be a tooma
03:00 <Liinda> :P
03:00 <ShadowLurker> ITS NORT A TOOMER
03:00 <bonky> :D
03:00 <Bastardly_One> actually not true 
03:00 <Serenity> ITS NAHT A ROOMA
03:00 <Skirmish> You had a heart attack in your lower right ribcage? LOL You fucking old fool. 
03:00 <Serenity> ROOMA LOL
03:00 <Bastardly_One> google where the heart is ... that's a myth
03:00 <ShadowLurker> ROOMA
03:00 <Liinda> ok so its more centre but not to the right
03:00 <Bastardly_One> your heart is more in the middle ish 
03:00 <bonky> lol.. it's not a ROOMBA!
04:00 <Liinda> otherwise get a liver function test.
04:00 <under> simba: ?
04:00 <Liinda> i would guess its more related to posture, sitting down all the time etc
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know ... that is pancreas and stuff like that on the right 
04:00 <Liinda> titghtens the msucles around the ribs 
04:00 <bonky> I'm afraid to tell you.. but you're allergic to IRC
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I walk like 2hrs a day 
04:00 <amsy>  pancreas?
04:00 <Skirmish> You walk for 2 hours a day because you're poor. 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> diet
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've just stretched a muscle ... did it walkig I think
05:00 <Skirmish> Stop trying to pretend you're fit. 
05:00 <Liinda> *wanking
05:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
05:00 <ShadowLurker> Skirmish are you being mean
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I walk because I like walking fuckwit
05:00 <Liinda> lol
05:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: What? Never. 
05:00 <ShadowLurker> oh well then carry on
05:00 <Bastardly_One> if I didn't I'd ride the bus fool
05:00 <bonky> Wanking is useless as exercise.. even several hours a day shows little benefit
05:00 <ShadowLurker> if its the truth
05:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
05:00 <Liinda> bonky think about how good your forearms would be tho
06:00 <bonky> True.. it may have helped with my rock climbing
06:00 <Liinda> climb and wank
06:00 <Liinda> oh wait
06:00 <Liinda> i get u
06:00 <bonky> Grip strength
06:00 <Liinda> i only read half of that
07:00 <Liinda> you dot want to strangle ur cock tho
07:00 <bonky> and endurance
07:00 <Maurice> Like this, Liinda? http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QXYa-Tf2Vao/hqdefault.jpg
07:00 <ShadowLurker> ONE MORE TIME
07:00 <Liinda> LOL exactly Maurice
07:00 <Skirmish> You have a habit of complaining about your ailments here Bastardly_One. Isn't there a doctor that bulk bills you can see? 
09:00 <Skirmish> Maybe you should stop eating potatos like an Irish peasant and have a better diet? 
09:00 <Skirmish> Then you wouldn't be such a sickly old cunt. 
09:00 <ShadowLurker> eat rice
09:00 <bonky> Eat people that eat all those other things
09:00 <Liinda> got rice?
09:00 <ShadowLurker> so
10:00 <ShadowLurker> where de boobs at
10:00 <Serenity> AYE
10:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre alread out
10:00 <Serenity> un sucj oif diugb akkkt eh wronk
10:00 <Serenity> WIW
10:00 <ShadowLurker> WOT
10:00 <ShadowLurker> shes fucked
11:00 <Skirmish> smashed
11:00 <Serenity> i am sick of doing all the work
11:00 <Serenity> LOL
11:00 <ShadowLurker> like off the cliff gravity is a cunt fucked
11:00 <Serenity> i have no hands
12:00 <bonky> Potato hands
12:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcACvjXuclA
12:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Korn - Spike In My Veins Official Music Video Views: 2,462,713   Uploader: kornchannel Uploaded: Published on Feb 7, 2014 Duration: 4 Minutes 33 Seconds 
12:00 <Liinda> lol Look no hands :P
12:00 <ShadowLurker> https://38.media.tumblr.com/dc8cf5ea32f86579f53af2c48d451f1d/tumblr_nmyhllRxKz1r7a0ufo1_500.gif
12:00 <ShadowLurker> get that up ya
12:00 <bonky> Snail trails on the keyboard?.. :\
13:00 <Skirmish> NO ANAL
13:00 <katatonic_kate01>                       awwww                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
13:00 <Skirmish> I say NO to the pooper. 
13:00 <Serenity> holy fucking sht
13:00 <ShadowLurker> ok ok
13:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
13:00 <ShadowLurker> https://40.media.tumblr.com/dcf8ce21038a2d8c6e0443811986c545/tumblr_nmowtaSxiK1t2t6g2o1_540.jpg
13:00 <Liinda> thats hot
14:00 <Skirmish> I hate those undies. 
14:00 <Skirmish> That body is too skinny too. 
14:00 <Liinda> yeah agreed, undies arent nice
14:00 <bonky> I can't read the writing on her side.. where was she made?
14:00 <Liinda> and needs more weight
14:00 <ShadowLurker> china
14:00 <ShadowLurker> ofc
14:00 <bonky> Damnit!
14:00 <ShadowLurker> i agree Liinda
15:00 <Liinda> ShadowLurker ur link was good, funnily enough ive seen that one befor
15:00 <simba> Shadow Link u were tuff 2 beat but I got teh hammer on u xD
15:00 <Skirmish> http://s1128.photobucket.com/user/FloydJT/media/tumblr_n4sli23U9I1raezy3o7_1280_zps4cfbceaf.jpg.html    <-------- Hmmmmmm Brooke Wylde. 
16:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/05d27ea9ec0f26a5a9aa4486922153de/tumblr_mj9hwmIO411rb4qzto1_500.jpg
16:00 <ShadowLurker> get a load of that
16:00 <Skirmish> Much better!!!
16:00 <Liinda> her face turned me off it all
17:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arDvc4pCoUA  <-- aww old bits of sydney
17:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: endorphin satie Views: 35,686   Uploader: mbox Uploaded:  May 4, 2007 Duration: 3 Minutes 7 Seconds 
17:00 <Liinda> didnt like that last one for some reason
17:00 <bonky> That song always makes me think of bladerunner for some reason
17:00 <ShadowLurker> it was orright just the contrast was off
17:00 <Skirmish> The chick with her eyes closed ..... hmmmmm *licks lips*
18:00 <Skirmish> http://t4.pixhost.org/thumbs/3387/19708963_cover_1.jpg    <----- Her tits are so hot ... she had to cool them off. 
18:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmryg77bkS1qji3b8o1_500.jpg
19:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmf844pXbN1qji3b8o1_500.jpg
19:00 <Serenity> my teeth are numb
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you in sydney bonky?
20:00 <bonky> Not currently no.
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you will be?
20:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llsb43waiu1qji3b8o1_500.jpg
20:00 <bonky> I go up off and on with work yeah
20:00 <Skirmish> I am loving this Korn song. 3rd time through. 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> you live in melb?
21:00 <bonky> Yeah
21:00 <Skirmish> That's hot ShadowLurker. 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
21:00 <ShadowLurker> right
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame white undies
21:00 <bonky> Sydney is too crazy for me.. just navigating about the place does my head in
21:00 <Serenity> hes shit
21:00 <bonky> I am sure if I lived there it would make sense
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i get lost all the time
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i'm directionally challenged 
22:00 <bonky> Melbourne just seems a lot more simply laid out
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> it is
22:00 <amsy> it is
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> on a grid
22:00 <Liinda> what us wrong with these girsl, get some nice underwear!!!
22:00 <Skirmish> sif she would keep them undies on long kate. She's DTF. 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> sydney is all over the fuckin' place
22:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/ef/6e/ef6e9aebe8ce55d4ef20715acec2971f.jpg
22:00 <Serenity> bom
22:00 <Serenity> bobom
22:00 <Serenity> ijkugsdehiorst[kp'gtr\
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah still - they look crap
22:00 <Serenity> BOOM
22:00 <Liinda> love her hair 
23:00 <ShadowLurker> tumblr just isnt delivering
23:00 <Liinda> nice pic too
23:00 <bonky> Oh ok.. it's not just me.. I thought maybe the locals would turn on me if I yelled out 'THIS PLACE IS A MADHOUSE!'
23:00 <Skirmish> Does she have cut marks on her thigh? 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah - minus the furry things around her ankles 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, applaud you probably
24:00 <bonky> I miss the monorail
24:00 <Skirmish> I think she has cutting marks. I love her bewbs but I wouldn't get too attached. 
24:00 <bonky> But I was probably the only person that regularly used it
24:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/9281be7bb363feda11869f11dfdd0a79/tumblr_njk7or7dhm1s211qyo3_540.jpg
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHY!
24:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/91/7b/917b0072f48b606d8f2b05e23267a7f2.jpg
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was lame
24:00 <bonky> lol.. it was perfectly adequate transporation
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> it wasn't
25:00 <bonky> Sure most of the places went nobody would want to be seen dead.. but still, it worked for my needs
25:00 <Skirmish> She's got a mad eyelid pimple. 
25:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker's pic wins out of them two. 
25:00 <ShadowLurker> holy crap nipples
25:00 <Serenity> no
25:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/73bac517e2daa3a61c9bc848f5744a37/tumblr_nb3zyfY6uM1rvlx8qo1_540.jpg
25:00 <Immutable> boobs are great
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> HUGE boobs
25:00 <bonky> Maybe it was the tram withdrawals that drew me to it
26:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CC4j3QXW8AE12ax.jpg:large
26:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably
26:00 <Skirmish> They would cut glass ShadowLurker. 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> but there is light rail 
26:00 <bonky> A city without trams is just inefficient
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> inner west
26:00 <ShadowLurker> thyre full on ey
26:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/66678116540605e78e1e617205fc2881/tumblr_nisi8dirpf1s2wf9io1_1280.jpg
26:00 <bonky> Pretty much all of our CBD and immediate surrounding areas are free trams now
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
27:00 <bonky> Yeah, introduced in the past few months I believe
27:00 <Serenity> i have the hiccups so bad
27:00 <Serenity> jahaha
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't been to melb for a while
27:00 <bonky> The whole touching on and touching off with gps tracking was flakey as anyhow
27:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/3a/8c/3a8c0d5c94ee953851d91b974903fd0b.jpg
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> we have ....
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> some ticket thing
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> opal!
28:00 <bonky> Yeah we have similar.. myki
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i still buy tickets
28:00 <bonky> Introduced a few years ago
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah I've used it
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> down there
28:00 <bonky> It's not very smart for a smart ticketing system
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
28:00 <Skirmish> In this Korn filmclip they slow the footage down in places and when they show the guy playing the lead guitar with all the strings wobbling it looks awesome. 
28:00 <bonky> Pretty much identical to the paper system before it
28:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/c605397910892900f244645c27ca4c7d/tumblr_mv5cto45bi1ql4qc1o8_540.jpg
28:00 <bonky> I was very disappointed
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> like i had to pay $10 for the card + money on it
28:00 <bonky> Come in spinner
29:00 <amsy> 6
29:00 <bonky> Tourists really get shafted unfortunately
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> considering i was only there for a few days....
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> EXACTLY
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> where as opal cards are free
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you just put money on them
29:00 <Skirmish> Oh reow she's a hot bitch. I don't usually want to check out the phajayjay but I am not happy her hand is there. 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT…. i always for get to top em up - so paper tickets for me
29:00 <bonky> I've made my complaints when it first came in.. unfortunately we're not very progressive when it comes to government decisions and expenditure
30:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: She has cut marks on her thighs ... right? 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh well - you tried lol
30:00 <Serenity> i dont know dude
31:00 <Serenity> i odnt know her personally
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> it did look like it skirmish
31:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
31:00 <Dugnuts> that girl has the curves
32:00 <Dugnuts> thats for sure
32:00 <bonky> Who's cutting?
32:00 <Liinda> http://fulleroticporn.peepholist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/brunette-topless-hot-model-big-boobs-alice-goodwin.jpg
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh the pic of the chick with the boobs out
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> it looked like she had cut her thigh
32:00 <Taco> nah fuck tits aye
33:00 <Serenity> three long lines like that wouldnt tell me shes a cutter tbh
33:00 <bonky> Do you guys just sit back and casually look at porn.. or are you all great multitaskers at masturbating and like to share?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> "fuller"
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> my expectations of "fuller" bodies are ….
33:00 <Skirmish> Now Liinda is getting in on the action! 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> well
33:00 <Liinda> ;) always in on that action
33:00 <Taco> bonky, pornos are great family films. Educate the kids on how they became.
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> not what i'd expect...
33:00 <ShadowLurker> this chicks a liar
34:00 <ShadowLurker> this doesnt look as good as shes making it seem
34:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/0c4b46f459d82daf0d6c9f65c2d54456/tumblr_ngf5oakdGJ1tcrhtro1_500.jpg
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> you only need one hand to type?
34:00 <Serenity> she needs to shave her vag
34:00 <Liinda> http://bustygirlsonline.com/photo/large/5/4/4/7/__sexy-big-breasted-amber-campisi-strip-naked-14_busty-girls-online__54477.jpg
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Skirmish> WAX! 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh cute liinda
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> loving the undies!
34:00 <Taco> fuck you guys I'm going home
35:00 <Liinda> yeah same!
35:00 <Immutable> are girls the only ones who link porn here
35:00 <Immutable> ????
35:00 <simba> a lil bit of hair like that is ok
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> give a fuck….. 
35:00 <bonky> I don't mind some beaver
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like public hair
36:00 <Serenity> i dont
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a 70's porno bush
36:00 <bonky> Hair in public is pretty awesome
36:00 <Skirmish> You'd like it a WHOLE lot more if you had none Kate. 
36:00 <Taco> I swear you're all pissed
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think so too!
36:00 <Taco> Drinking at home is lame, ya old kunts
36:00 <Serenity> i am
36:00 <ShadowLurker> im down for a bit of fuzz
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, been there done that….
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> like it short, not shaven right off
36:00 <Dugnuts> certainly is
36:00 <ShadowLurker> but this chick needs to shave
36:00 <Dugnuts> but
36:00 <bonky> Granted the full afro is a bit much.. trimmed and tidy is appreciated
36:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/bb084644463d823856b3752da80f78ac/tumblr_mf11dyNA5S1rihq6no1_1280.jpg
36:00 <Liinda> http://hotfmodels.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Sexy-Naked-Woman-With-Beautiful-Smile.jpg
36:00 <Dugnuts> i drink alone
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
37:00 <simba> im Sexy-Naked-Woman-With-Beautiful-Smile.jpg
37:00 <Dugnuts> YEAAAHEAAH with nobody eeeelse
37:00 <bonky> I'm not waxing myself back into the womb, so I don't expect it from my partners either
37:00 <Dugnuts> and you know why i drink alooone
37:00 <Serenity> i have kids. if i drink at home im a loser. if i leave them to go out im negligent
37:00 <Dugnuts> i prever to be by myseeeeeeeelf
37:00 <Serenity> meh
37:00 <Dugnuts> awww
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> come on baby light my fire?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya can't win serenity
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> so just don't talk to the cunt :P
37:00 <ShadowLurker> Skirmish
37:00 <Skirmish> Liinda with the good pics. ShadowLurker has gone off the rails a bit with that extinguisher cannon.
37:00 <ShadowLurker> one for you
38:00 <Liinda> lol
38:00 <ShadowLurker> http://38.media.tumblr.com/1f98e2bd65fcf8239177c59ee1f3119a/tumblr_n5l8z9fHrl1sg0ns8o3_r2_400.gif
38:00 <Serenity> the thing is kate
38:00 <Skirmish> :-/ Nothing about that is cool. 
38:00 <Liinda> lol capsicum!
38:00 <Serenity> i just dont care what these peopole thiunk haha
38:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh its pretty full on
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> GOOD!
38:00 <Serenity> i feel epic right now
38:00 <Serenity> i dont care what taco thinks of me
38:00 <Immutable> aww that's good you go girl
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't think many peeps do to be honest lol
39:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/74cfbb89615737fc5fd5bc5b5ef96f6b/tumblr_nfy1wwK3GU1u3cfvqo1_500.jpg
39:00 <ShadowLurker> she looks like she need corrupting
39:00 <simba> is taco that 16 year old that runs an irc twitter account
39:00 <Skirmish> I sat in my study and drank 2L of goon listening to music. I would count this as a good night. 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah noice
39:00 <Taco> what if I fink ur awesum
39:00 <Serenity> I DONT CARE
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd tell you
39:00 <ShadowLurker> well
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> have i no
39:00 <Taco> well fuk u
39:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont like people
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, fuck you
39:00 <bonky> Too much hair flicking goin on here
39:00 <Serenity> my teeth are numb but
39:00 <Taco> u wish
39:00 <ShadowLurker> you should all feel blessed im even talking to you
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> no you wish taco
39:00 <Skirmish> That chick has the look of crazy in her. 
40:00 <Taco> no i dont i fuck myself daily
40:00 <Taco> its gr8
40:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/b30639c1c41322e611a60f57eb99263f/tumblr_muhikmifFb1srd8hzo1_500.jpg
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco
40:00 <ShadowLurker> looks like a macaroon
40:00 <Liinda> http://40.media.tumblr.com/f4cbff95f1b2c4809eca686ad0c89dad/tumblr_n6o1r4lfgh1r3vbuso1_500.jpg
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're strange
40:00 <bonky> A little bit of crazy is ok.. it's when they start slashing the tyres on your motorcycle that it becomes disconcerting
40:00 <Skirmish> That amber chick I mentioned like 10 hours ago invited me over one time and answered the door in fishnets and nothing else. Was a nice night. 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEAH
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo
41:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/88418076c88e1a9b9030179384d9df4f/tumblr_nfw79wXdxD1u3cfvqo1_500.jpg
41:00 <ShadowLurker> yeoww
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah she is ok
42:00 <Serenity> http://media2.onsugar.com/files/2012/02/06/2/192/1922195/41ecf0b5495844e5_basic_macarons_pink.preview.jpg
42:00 <Dugnuts> mmmm
42:00 <Dugnuts> macarons
42:00 <Skirmish> Liinda's pic is up herself. She knows she's hot and her look ruins it. 
42:00 <Dugnuts> mmmmmmmm\
42:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
42:00 <ShadowLurker> her cunt looks like a macaroon
42:00 <Dugnuts> have you ever had a french girl cook them just for you?
42:00 <Liinda> ok so someone a little more submissive?
42:00 <Dugnuts> you can feel the love
42:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzuvQXDUybE   - hahaha.. this was my childhood
42:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SuperBad-Dick Drawings Views: 749,312   Uploader: roldynkuums Uploaded:  Jan 11, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 28 Seconds 
43:00 <Serenity> lollll
43:00 <ShadowLurker> *11:42:34 PM* <Dugnuts> have you ever had a french girl cook them just for you? <- i read that 3 times to not read "have you ever had a french girl cock"
43:00 <ShadowLurker> i was like wtf
43:00 <Liinda> love the tatts https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/66/83/09/6683096a7aa17b1fdd2cb45787b24654.jpg
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
43:00 <Skirmish> Too much ink for me. 
43:00 <bonky> Tough crowd to please
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not really
43:00 <Serenity> god im prettyt sure ium about to pass out
43:00 <simba> its not going to rub off on u man
43:00 <Immutable> so tired
43:00 <Skirmish> We're a diverse crowd. 
44:00 <simba> her body has 2 much ink there4 i cant fuck her
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm awesome and that's all you really need to know, right
44:00 <Skirmish> I think she is nice ... I don't find her sexually attractive though. 
44:00 <Serenity> cunt
45:00 <bonky> Kate is awesome and that is all we need to know
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you learn fast bonky
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can stay!
45:00 <Skirmish> I showed Kate that thing that she likes. :D 
45:00 <ShadowLurker> oh crap i forgot about minecraft
45:00 <Serenity> the line is
46:00 <Serenity> i showed kate that thing you like
46:00 <Serenity> noob
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> *blushes*
46:00 <Skirmish> I know what THAT line is, and it's not the line i was going for. 
46:00 <Serenity> auree
46:00 <Serenity> suurree
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> now now, there is enough of me to go around lol
46:00 <ShadowLurker> http://36.media.tumblr.com/646191a8d69b1195310c406a35f98093/tumblr_n671mhrfvq1swxbp5o1_500.jpg
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll teach you all a thing or three ;)
47:00 <Skirmish> I look forward to it. 
47:00 <Serenity> im not sure theres much let to teach me
47:00 <Serenity> besides how to spell
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Serenity> left
48:00 <bonky> If there is any kind of rimming or digital insertion.. i'm out
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <simba> bend over bonky im going in dry
48:00 <Dugnuts> harden up princess
48:00 <Dugnuts> its fun buddy
48:00 <simba> this will sting a little
49:00 <Liinda> http://hotfmodels.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Sexy-Naked-Woman-With-Gorgeous-Huge-Boobs.jpg
49:00 <Dugnuts> ok
49:00 <Dugnuts> its probably retarded
49:00 <Dugnuts> but im gonna throw it out there anyway
49:00 <Liinda> ShadowLurker .... wows
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is stuck in her top liinda
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
49:00 <Dugnuts> i literally dont know where my job is going to send me at the end of the year
49:00 <Liinda> lol katatonic_kate01
49:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Dugnuts> but im serious about love
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck dug
49:00 <Dugnuts> anyone know any girls who are lookign for love and might be willing to move for a man?
49:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt call thoseboobs huge
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
50:00 <Serenity> at all
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off
50:00 <Serenity> not even that big
50:00 <Dugnuts> :/
50:00 <bonky> Plenty on mail order
50:00 <Dugnuts> yeah i get that a lot
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> adultmatchmaker.com
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> knock yourself out dug :D
50:00 <Dugnuts> dating sights are full of scammers
50:00 <Dugnuts> and bs
50:00 <bonky> Escorts are probably cheaper than the real thing
50:00 <Dugnuts> sites
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and irc isn't
50:00 <Dugnuts> i know
50:00 <Dugnuts> i knew it was a hopeless ask
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah and you're guaranteed sex 
50:00 <Dugnuts> but then again
50:00 <Dugnuts> most dating is
50:00 <ShadowLurker> holy fuck
51:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/57ac0f420147306cbae1f7e3369482de/tumblr_mlvxm3xbCS1qcjktyo1_500.jpg
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> no beard
51:00 <bonky> What about one of those thai massages?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> too thin
51:00 <Liinda> dayum
51:00 <bonky> They can get rather intimate.. to say the least
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> you pay extra for intimacy 
52:00 <bonky> I was like.. wtf is goin on here??
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
52:00 <Dugnuts> just thought i'd give it a try
52:00 <simba> kate has good standards ;D
52:00 <Dugnuts> as i said
52:00 <bonky> Way too friendly for a total stranger
52:00 <Dugnuts> wide net
52:00 <Skirmish> There is a chick that chats here dug that I would like to introduce you to .... but I forget her name. 
52:00 <Skirmish> I think it starts with C. 
52:00 <Dugnuts> though i tend to go for teachers and nurses atm
52:00 <Dugnuts> just coz i know they can find work anywhere
52:00 <Skirmish> I've drank a bit tonight ... short term memory loss. 
52:00 <amsy> is it couleurs?
52:00 <Immutable> how did I go from riding a chocobo in ff8 to wanting to have sex really badly
52:00 <Immutable> fuck you alcohol
52:00 <Skirmish> No ... Not Chev either. 
52:00 <bonky> lol
52:00 <Skirmish> I am confident it starts with C. 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> cammie
53:00 <amsy> Chick69
53:00 <bonky> I get really horny when a game totally kicks my arse... so yeah demon/dark souls is really dangerous
53:00 <ShadowLurker> wait
53:00 <ShadowLurker> whats goin on
53:00 <Skirmish> She's a fluffy chick from Melbourne. 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> but can you multi task bonky?
53:00 <Skirmish> She is a nurse too. 
53:00 <amsy> chelle
53:00 <Skirmish> THAT'S HER!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Chelle
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO
53:00 <Skirmish> You should chat to Chelle Dugnuts. 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't palm dug on to her
53:00 <bonky> Beat a boss fight while fornicating?.. can't say I have ever tried
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
54:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
54:00 <Skirmish> She's DTF ... dug will love her. 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, wanking
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is not DTF
54:00 <Skirmish> Yes she is! 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> have some fucking decorum 
54:00 <bonky> Hahah Chelle.. I totally remember her
54:00 <Skirmish> I nearly did her! 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is most awesome
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh fuck off you did
54:00 <bonky> Err.. in the non-sexual way
54:00 <ShadowLurker> nearly
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima ask her
54:00 <Skirmish> I just didn't want to drive to Sydney the night she offered. 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Skirmish> Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeears ago when she was in Sydney. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're such a whore
55:00 <Skirmish> Hey ... it takes two to party. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <bonky> Chelle reminds me of Mandy, Mellie, Kim, etc
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
56:00 <Skirmish> Madcow69 Mandy? 
56:00 <bonky> She had a sister, and they were both a little feral
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> mad cow - oh legend! lol
56:00 <Skirmish> She had great tits but I think someone spilt acid on her face 
56:00 <Dugnuts> chelle?
56:00 <Dugnuts> and com eon Kynetic
56:00 <Dugnuts> katatonic_kate01
56:00 <Dugnuts> im not that bad
56:00 <Dugnuts> jeez
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you are
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> you ramble more than I do
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> which is saying something
56:00 <Dugnuts> i never lie
56:00 <Dugnuts> ever
56:00 <bonky> Please get a room
57:00 <Immutable> made for each other
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> at least i have a point 50% o f the time
57:00 <ShadowLurker> ok
57:00 <Skirmish> Let's just say if you take chelle out for a coffee .... it's a 3some even though there is only two of you sitting at the table. She has some head noises. 
57:00 <ShadowLurker> im far to drunk to follow
57:00 <ShadowLurker> whoat happening
57:00 <Dugnuts> nm
57:00 <bonky> There was also somebody that was having constant threesomes back in the day
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf skirmish
57:00 <Immutable> kat is married to dug
57:00 <bonky> And quite a few ended up on camera
57:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: We're giving chelle to Dug. 
57:00 <Immutable> bonky is married to skirm
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> no i'm fucking not
57:00 <ShadowLurker> oh
58:00 <Skirmish> OR ... we can give him mzyoyo? 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
58:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
58:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
58:00 <Skirmish> She's got decent tits but a massive forehead. 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, that chick from newie
58:00 <ShadowLurker> r u srs
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> with the kid
58:00 <ShadowLurker> shes got a terrible head
58:00 <bonky> There's always something wrong isn't there?
58:00 <Skirmish> Mandy? 
58:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL no
58:00 <ShadowLurker> mandy
58:00 <ShadowLurker> pigface
59:00 <Skirmish> The VB poser. 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course, it's irc bonky
59:00 <bonky> Yeah that's the one
59:00 <Dugnuts> ok im gonna throw it to the general channel
59:00 <bonky> I remember mandy and her sister in here around 14-15 years ago
59:00 <Dugnuts> i really have no idea where im gonna be at the end of the year
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh speaking of that name ... I recently spoke to a mental bitch who got it on with beagle
59:00 <Immutable> I think I'm going to shower then bed
59:00 <Skirmish> bonky: There's nothing right about that Mandy chick. 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Dugnuts> i want to find love, but if its gonnna last she is gonna have to move for me
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
59:00 <Dugnuts> should i mention the moving thing at the start?
00:00 <Dugnuts> or after she already knows/likes me?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't believe it but they were fighting in a room and later I found out they met and got it o 
00:00 <Skirmish> Oh here we go now b1 is going to chime in with some nonsense just for the sake of getting involved. Don't you have to organise your funeral or something B1? 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCzaiu1MlTE
00:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Foreigner - I Want To Know What Love Is Views: 890,495   Uploader: voxdeorum Uploaded:  Feb 27, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 50 Seconds 
00:00 <ShadowLurker> kwinanas got heaps horny single mothers
00:00 <AzzA> EVERTON EVERTON EVERTON!!
00:00 <Immutable> night fuckers
00:00 <bonky> Propose to her on the first date.. just to be safe
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up cunt and I got a pm for ya
00:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker knows
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you AzzA
00:00 <AzzA> should have been 5 nil
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> people mostly annoy me
01:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker should get offline and go give Serenity a good rogering. 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> read a blog dug
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and fuck off
01:00 <Dugnuts> wow
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe he is multi taksking
01:00 <ShadowLurker> i just asked
01:00 <Dugnuts> thanks for nothing guys
01:00 <ShadowLurker> shes far too fucked fo that
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> stop trolling
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly
01:00 <Serenity> if i get a rogertying
01:00 <AzzA> haha
01:00 <Dugnuts> especially you katatonic_kate01
01:00 <bonky> Are you multitasking.. Kate?
01:00 <Serenity> iwill spew
01:00 <Dugnuts> i wasnt trolling
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> not yet
01:00 <AzzA> is she even coherant?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> soon tho - 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll let you know when?
02:00 <AzzA> ohai Serenity
02:00 <AzzA> :P
02:00 <Skirmish> Looks like Dug is eating worms tomorrow. 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <ShadowLurker> ill give her a good seeing to in the morning
02:00 <Serenity> QAXZ'
02:00 <Serenity> AZZA'
02:00 <Dugnuts> :/
02:00 <ShadowLurker> the royal treatment
02:00 <Dugnuts> you guys are no help at all
02:00 <bonky> You're welcome
02:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: Did you confuse this with Lifeline live chat or something? 
02:00 <AzzA> yep ;)
02:00 <ShadowLurker> Dugnuts what did you want from ur life tho
03:00 <AzzA> she coherant lol
03:00 <ShadowLurker> thatll determine where you should go
03:00 <coffee> im really a nice guy when u get to know me
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> he needs a fleshlight
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> and life line
03:00 <coffee> music
03:00 <coffee> rules
03:00 <coffee> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L12GK3yzEk
03:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ALISID TRANCE 2015    Uploader: BooOMPmusic Uploaded: Published on Apr 16, 2015 Duration: 4 Minutes 9 Seconds 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> followed by a smoke, and he'll be fine
04:00 <coffee> who
04:00 <coffee> katatonic_kate01
04:00 <bonky> Was it here that somebody posted a link about a woman that swallowed an entire fleshlight in her wigwam and them vomited out during a swingers party?
04:00 <AzzA> im fucken spent
04:00 <bonky> Need a light?
04:00 <AzzA> it took me a few hours
04:00 <Skirmish> Found my headphones for my phone. I think it's time to go to bed and think about Kate. 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure
04:00 <AzzA> but i finally finished that block of export
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> meet you on the balcony
05:00 <coffee> beer lols
05:00 <AzzA> now i wont have the neighbours trying to jump my fence looking for left over cans
05:00 <coffee> wtf
05:00 <AzzA> its funny
05:00 <AzzA> they see the full block go in
05:00 <AzzA> and they will do everything until they see the emp[ty block go out
05:00 <Serenity> azra
05:00 <Serenity> 0.05%
05:00 <Serenity> o]offp
05:00 <AzzA> sezra
05:00 <Serenity> PFF
06:00 <ShadowLurker> i jut got 0.08
06:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
06:00 <AzzA> pfft
06:00 <AzzA> that thing is broken
06:00 <ShadowLurker> i couldnt even back out the driveway let alone drive
06:00 <Skirmish> I demand a Kate pic before I go to bed. 
06:00 <Serenity> i may or may not have other things in my sysyem,
06:00 <Serenity> thats not the pint
06:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
06:00 <AzzA> ohhhhhh
06:00 <bonky> Insertions?
06:00 <AzzA> semen?
06:00 <Serenity> what
06:00 <AzzA> lol
06:00 <Serenity> NO
06:00 <ShadowLurker> yes mad insertions
06:00 <Serenity> NO YOU LIAR
07:00 <AzzA> benoit balls
07:00 <AzzA> :P
07:00 <ShadowLurker> shes got a VW in there atm
07:00 <ShadowLurker> gocci balls
07:00 <AzzA> a vw with a bee in its bonnet?
07:00 <Serenity> better tthan the house you are nesting on fuck face
07:00 <AzzA> that would be a beetle with a nother insect on it
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i don' t do demands
08:00 <bonky> Thankyou for the clarification
08:00 <Skirmish> Fine
08:00 <AzzA> just out of curiosity
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
08:00 <ShadowLurker> plz for insert golf
08:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun I demand a pic before I go to bed. 
08:00 <AzzA> is the VW in there vertically or horizontally
08:00 <ShadowLurker> dont demand
08:00 <ShadowLurker> persuade
08:00 <AzzA> like - or |
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
09:00 <ShadowLurker> +
09:00 <katatonic_kate01>  stroke the ego
09:00 <DemonsRun> Of what Skirmish ?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you'll get more
09:00 <AzzA> +?
09:00 <Skirmish> I think I've stroked you enough to earn a pic Kate. 
09:00 <ShadowLurker> what ya gotta do right is
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <AzzA> lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> not nearly!
09:00 <Skirmish> I am going to end up with index finger RSI from stroking.
09:00 <DemonsRun> SKIRMISH
09:00 <DemonsRun> Of wjay
09:00 <AzzA> jimmy it in there huh?
09:00 <DemonsRun> What
09:00 <DemonsRun> You've done that 
09:00 <DemonsRun> Plenty.
09:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker said you should send me a pic before I go to bed.
10:00 <DemonsRun> And I asked, of what 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick pics!
10:00 <ShadowLurker> hey kate it would be wondeful of you to send through a picture of youself with some kind of phallic shaped object inserted thanks
10:00 <Skirmish> :) Surprise me. 
10:00 <DemonsRun> Hmmm
10:00 <Skirmish> Not with an animal though ... it must be you. No sleeping cats etc. 
10:00 <DemonsRun> Gimme a min
10:00 <ShadowLurker> like dat
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, ok i'll get to that
10:00 <AzzA> ive been asking this of kate for sometime
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> any particular colour?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> be he asked nicely
10:00 <ShadowLurker> red wouldbe wonderful
10:00 <bonky> A nice fat juicy BBC
11:00 <AzzA> i said even if it was like a pen inserted in a bun, like the asians do
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got a dark pink…. will that do?
11:00 <Serenity> LOL wtf is going on
11:00 <ShadowLurker> yes thank you
11:00 <Skirmish> I don't want to see Kate's vagina again. I went to make a sandwich today at lunch and a piece of chicken loaf folded in half and I'm like OMG it looks like kate. 
11:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> just asking me for pics
11:00 <Serenity> oh right
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <ShadowLurker> thats how you get irc pics
11:00 <AzzA> if i saw a vagina that resembled any sort of chicken loaf
11:00 <Serenity> profession here
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!
12:00 <AzzA> id eat it all
12:00 <Serenity> professional
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
12:00 <DemonsRun> Sent Skirmish 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll work on it
12:00 <Serenity> DEMONS
12:00 <Serenity> SEND ME PICS LOVER RFACE
12:00 <DemonsRun> Boob pics?
12:00 <Serenity> whatever you like
12:00 <Skirmish> Oh reeeeow! 
12:00 <ShadowLurker> now heres the actual C code
13:00 <AzzA> c code?
13:00 <DemonsRun> Lol you'll get a foot woman. I have zero energy 
13:00 <AzzA> is this some sort of tom hanks movie
13:00 <ShadowLurker> if( nice == "serenity") Auth = true;
13:00 <Serenity> im bout to pass
13:00 <DemonsRun> You asked for it Skirmish 
13:00 <Serenity> out
13:00 <Serenity> feel bad for me
13:00 <ShadowLurker> nick*
13:00 <AzzA> ohhh
13:00 <AzzA> the C CODE
13:00 <Skirmish> :) I am pleased with what I got. 
13:00 <Serenity> LOL @ ShadowLurker
13:00 <ShadowLurker> cos well
13:00 <Serenity> fdukc.,
13:00 <Serenity> i dropped my brush
13:00 <ShadowLurker> everone should send to Serenity
14:00 <Serenity> they already do
14:00 <bonky> and watch her slowly pick up the brush?
14:00 <ShadowLurker> YES
14:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking hnnnnngggg
14:00 <bonky> -.-
14:00 <AzzA> if ($nick ="AzzA" makelose 
14:00 <ShadowLurker> bac code is bad
14:00 <Serenity> YOUR CODE IS BAD
15:00 <Serenity> AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
15:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
15:00 <AzzA> im way too drunk for code
15:00 <ShadowLurker> tstststttststs'
15:00 <AzzA> i actually think
15:00 <AzzA> im going to be sick
15:00 <Serenity> hahaha me too
15:00 <Serenity> lets spew together
15:00 <ShadowLurker> man i get my best code done while drung
15:00 <AzzA> but i dont think thats the alcohol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <ShadowLurker> DTRUNG
15:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm off
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> night peeps
16:00 <AzzA> i think its the hunbgry jackls tahst been repeating on me since 1pm 
16:00 <ShadowLurker> o/
16:00 <Serenity> night
16:00 <ShadowLurker> OI
16:00 <AzzA> fuck yew kate
16:00 <ShadowLurker> hungry jack
16:00 <Serenity> HUNGRY JAKCS
16:00 <Skirmish> Ok I sent Serenity a pic on snap
16:00 <Serenity> YUMS
16:00 <ShadowLurker> you ass
16:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
16:00 <AzzA> im never saying g'night to her again
16:00 <AzzA> she never waits for me to answer
16:00 <ShadowLurker> right
16:00 <Serenity> you asshole
16:00 <ShadowLurker> lololol
16:00 <Serenity> i was gona send nudes too
17:00 <ShadowLurker> oh now u did it
17:00 <AzzA> we're still waiting for the benoit balls photo
17:00 <AzzA> what heck Serenity
17:00 <ShadowLurker> we could so bocci balls
17:00 <Serenity> I DONT HAVE THEM ANYMORE
17:00 <Serenity> SHADOWLURKER BROKE THEM
18:00 <ShadowLurker> my bad
18:00 <Serenity> look im fucked on all sorts of shit
18:00 <AzzA> i know i should spell it benwah
18:00 <Serenity> dont ask me to show you my bits
18:00 <Serenity> i wilkl.
18:00 <AzzA> but it doesnt sound authentic
18:00 <Serenity> \
18:00 <Serenity> xc
18:00 <AzzA> unless its spelt benoit
18:00 <bonky> Bocci balls are pretty tough..
18:00 <Serenity> i have mini bocci ba,,ls
18:00 <Skirmish> Night erryone. 
18:00 <ShadowLurker> shes got them inher hands
19:00 <Serenity> bight
19:00 <AzzA> ba,,ls!!!!!
19:00 <ShadowLurker> youre in trouble
19:00 <AzzA> lmao
19:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck he's adorable.
19:00 <AzzA> im glad i type better when im druk than i do when im sober
19:00 <Serenity> i show
19:00 <AzzA> i shoudle get drunk more often
20:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
20:00 <ShadowLurker> so im 3 bottles of PP down
20:00 <ShadowLurker> and pretty loose
20:00 <ShadowLurker> now actually loose
20:00 <ShadowLurker> but u know
20:00 <AzzA> i think i have 1 can of export left
20:00 <AzzA> i dont usually drink it
20:00 <ShadowLurker> doit
20:00 <AzzA> but i didnt buy oit
20:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/zMBBFvj.jpg
20:00 <Serenity> see
20:00 <Serenity> mini bocci balls
20:00 <ShadowLurker> just smash is we wont judge you
21:00 <Maurice> Anal beads
21:00 <Serenity> BOCCI BALLS BITCHS
21:00 <AzzA> gotta get the timber ones too
21:00 <AzzA> and make it like a family photo
21:00 <ShadowLurker> no do not use benwah balls for anal beads
21:00 <Serenity> what
21:00 <ShadowLurker> the string breaks
21:00 <Maurice> Lol
21:00 <Serenity> anal mcgee
21:00 <Maurice> Did you get the tongs out to retrieve them
21:00 <ShadowLurker> then you gotta poop it out
22:00 <ShadowLurker> its fucked
22:00 <ShadowLurker> ok
22:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont wanna talk about it
22:00 <Maurice> I'm just gonna take your word for it
22:00 <Maurice> I'm in no rush to find out
22:00 <Serenity> he wants to talk about it
22:00 <AzzA> maybe i might have suggested like on all the ACME cartoons as kids
22:00 <Serenity> hes an anal slut
22:00 <AzzA> to use a giant magnet
22:00 <ShadowLurker> yez iam
22:00 <ShadowLurker> what
22:00 <Serenity> rofl
22:00 <ShadowLurker> no
22:00 <ShadowLurker> shhhh
22:00 <Serenity> anyway
22:00 <Serenity> i showed you my balls
22:00 <Serenity> you show me yours
22:00 <AzzA> sure
23:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
23:00 <Serenity> ME
23:00 <Serenity> NOT YOU
23:00 <ShadowLurker> du
23:00 <ShadowLurker> du hast
24:00 <Maurice> Stop being a ball hog, ShadowLurker
24:00 <ShadowLurker> du hast mich
24:00 <AzzA> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/255393_260829674028795_326449396_n.jpg?oh=bce4f9150124bf6f44d5138370646d1a&oe=55A72CFA&__gda__=1436311595_93b6cf42596f8b6537aaa19f07b48e59
24:00 <ShadowLurker> WOT SLUT
24:00 <Serenity> he akways butts in
24:00 <Serenity> aaron.,
24:00 <Serenity> thats fucked
24:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
24:00 <AzzA> hahaha
24:00 <AzzA> ok
24:00 <AzzA> sorry
24:00 <AzzA> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/391203_261424323969330_1078073500_n.jpg?oh=3d9a176a9963151f2bf057768d8ec1e1&oe=559D1AFB&__gda__=1440298098_4213226e9e7062b0d48e014b36b95057
24:00 <AzzA> this one better
24:00 <Serenity> NO
25:00 <Serenity> FFS
25:00 <Maurice> That first one reminds me of TheRiddler
25:00 <AzzA> lmao
25:00 <Serenity> i was going to show you how mini bocci balls work too
25:00 <ShadowLurker> BALLCHINIOAN
25:00 <Serenity> tsk
25:00 <Serenity> suchs 2 b u
25:00 <ShadowLurker> almost
25:00 <AzzA> im to drunk to remember anyway Serenity
25:00 <Serenity> loool
25:00 <Serenity> me too
25:00 <Serenity> thats the pint
25:00 <Serenity> point
25:00 <ShadowLurker> ill show you tomrowo
25:00 <AzzA> no
25:00 <AzzA> no more pints for yew
26:00 <Serenity> nah im cut oiff
26:00 <ShadowLurker> im onto her 3rd bottle
26:00 <AzzA> fuck it
26:00 <AzzA> im goign have that last dirty bush chook in the fridge
26:00 <AzzA> if i spew im blaming paul
26:00 <ShadowLurker> DOIT CUNT
26:00 <ShadowLurker> dont be weak
26:00 <Serenity> i have a spew bucket by me kids
26:00 <Serenity> errrrrrr
26:00 <Serenity> LOL
27:00 <Serenity> by my bed
27:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
27:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
27:00 <ShadowLurker> im so fucked
27:00 <AzzA> why does it have to be so fassy
27:00 <ShadowLurker> man rammestien fuceiguin
27:00 <AzzA> ermm gassy
27:00 <ShadowLurker> runle
28:00 <ShadowLurker> rammestien rule
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <Serenity> fgt
28:00 <ShadowLurker> and
28:00 <AzzA> wheres chris
28:00 <ShadowLurker> dead hgopefully
28:00 <AzzA> i wonder if he wants to crush up 5 or 6 vitamin c tablets and snort them with me
28:00 <Serenity> i can crush up 5 or 6 dexies n snort them with you
29:00 <AzzA> dont tease me
29:00 <AzzA> cos
29:00 <AzzA> i have no more duramine
29:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <AzzA> i havnt for like 2 weeks now
29:00 <AzzA> and i gotta go back to the doctor
29:00 <Serenity> theres a reason i feel like the bottom of an elephants enclosure right now
29:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf is an endosure
29:00 <Maurice> Well you're typing a lot better
29:00 <AzzA> i wwas going to ask for dexies instead of duromine
30:00 <AzzA> and say that it basically would do the same job
30:00 <AzzA> they are $6 on pbs and there is 100 in a bottle
30:00 <ShadowLurker> ok
30:00 <ShadowLurker> im far too fuced for this
30:00 <Serenity> LOL ShadowLurker is arguig with me
30:00 <Serenity> that i typed D instead of cl
30:00 <Serenity> retard
30:00 <AzzA> i dont wanna pay $130 for 30 tabs
30:00 <ShadowLurker> cl = d
30:00 <Maurice> She didn't
30:00 <Maurice> It def says enclosure
30:00 <AzzA> it does
31:00 <Serenity> LOL
31:00 <AzzA> ShadowLurker fighting a losing battert
31:00 <AzzA> battle
31:00 <Serenity> hes like READ IT AGAIN
31:00 <ShadowLurker> with your life
31:00 <Serenity> YEAH WHAT
31:00 <Serenity> oh..
31:00 <ShadowLurker> dead bodies everywhere
32:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh man
32:00 <ShadowLurker> im so fucked
32:00 <Maurice> I wish I was
32:00 <Maurice> In all ways
32:00 <AzzA> so ShadowLurker
33:00 <AzzA> https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSq9dQccXXxOuazfaAp6Aysqan1jVJASQ86WqYK574gciudEyeY
33:00 <AzzA> i get your drift...
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <Serenity> dont encourage him
33:00 <AzzA> Li = U
34:00 <Serenity> HOW DO I FEEL WHAT DO I SAY? IN THE END IT ALL GOES AWAY
34:00 <Serenity> im nude :>
36:00 <AzzA> i think its inapporprate that i be naked if the cat wishes to sleep on the end of my bed
36:00 <Serenity> lock her out
36:00 <AzzA> her nose is out of joint cos she got locked out last night
36:00 <Serenity> aww
36:00 <AzzA> she is being a real cunt today
37:00 <AzzA> erm a real cLInt
37:00 <AzzA> :O
38:00 <Immutable> lock her out again anyway
38:00 <AzzA> but she sort of cant resist not coming in and laying down, cos i have the reverse cycle n a nice toasty 26 degrees
38:00 <AzzA> and its like 21 degrees outside
38:00 <AzzA> erm
38:00 <AzzA> 11
39:00 <Serenity> im gonna send azza pics on fb
39:00 <Serenity> 'serenity rn'
39:00 <AzzA> lol
39:00 <AzzA> this cat wails like a fucking
39:00 <AzzA> i dont know what
40:00 <AzzA> to use to describbe her
40:00 <AzzA> but fuck me
40:00 <AzzA> if she wails at my door at 5:30 in the morning like she did this morning
40:00 <Serenity> you think im kdding
40:00 <AzzA> Liinda :)
40:00 <Serenity> ikm not
40:00 <AzzA> i wont do anything to her
40:00 <AzzA> but i just have to sound angry
40:00 <AzzA> cos i am
40:00 <AzzA> huh?
41:00 <AzzA> kidding about what?
41:00 <Serenity> pic
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Immutable> hey Liinda
41:00 <AzzA> what pic?
41:00 <AzzA> im lost
41:00 <Serenity> [12:39am] <@Serenity> im gonna send azza pics on fb
41:00 <Serenity> [12:39am] <@Serenity> 'serenity rn'
41:00 <Liinda> Heys AzzA
41:00 <AzzA> ohhhh
42:00 <Liinda> Heya Immutable
42:00 <AzzA> haii!!! :)
42:00 <Serenity> i cant but
42:00 <Serenity> i cant wrk out how
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <AzzA> we have renamed this channel to #drunkandretarded
42:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
42:00 <Immutable> I'm sobering up Liinda 
42:00 <Immutable> my headache is all gone too
42:00 <AzzA> what? Serenity?
42:00 <Serenity> im fucked
42:00 <AzzA> i cant understand your level of drunkard
42:00 <Immutable> as soon as I feel good Ima go to bed
43:00 <ShadowLurker> dont need to understaand'';
43:00 <Serenity> im drinking water
43:00 <Serenity> im scattered as fuck
43:00 <ShadowLurker> if you wanted to see anything nows the chance
43:00 <AzzA> nah thats it, i need chris here to give me inspiration
44:00 <AzzA> to crush and snort 5 vitamin c tabs
44:00 <AzzA> and go on a vitamin bender
44:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
44:00 <Immutable> lol
44:00 <AzzA> well what is it mate?
44:00 <AzzA> are you boring?
44:00 <AzzA> or not?
44:00 <AzzA> you cant be kinda boring
44:00 <Immutable> I reckon he's half way
44:00 <AzzA> it doesnt make sense
45:00 <AzzA> you're either boring
45:00 <Serenity> my brain is running about about 35 broken threads right now
45:00 <AzzA> or your not
45:00 <Immutable> Serenity: get naked
45:00 <AzzA> you need to put those threads through a code validator
45:00 <Serenity> im already naked
45:00 <Serenity> i was trying to send a pic to AzzA
45:00 <ShadowLurker> shes got a severe memorey leak right now
45:00 <Immutable> start dancing
45:00 <Serenity> but i cant work out how cause im nfucked
46:00 <AzzA> its ok, its not like im hanging on the edge of my seat like a dirty little perv
46:00 <ShadowLurker> why not
46:00 <Serenity> duh
46:00 <Immutable> :P
46:00 <Serenity> im just telling Immutable the tale
46:00 <Serenity> of serenitys numb h ands
46:00 <AzzA> because today
46:00 <Liinda> Immutable drink loads of water so u will feel awesome in the morning
46:00 <AzzA> im not a dirty perv
46:00 <AzzA> however tomorrow may change
46:00 <ShadowLurker> im driking PP out of a glass liike a pish fucked
46:00 <AzzA> so send it anyway
47:00 <ShadowLurker> posh
47:00 <Serenity> hahah
47:00 <Serenity> its just my butt clevage
47:00 <Serenity> nothing spesh
47:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
47:00 <ShadowLurker> me gusta
47:00 <Serenity> ive forgotten how to use me phone tho
47:00 <AzzA> haha i should send you a photo of my plumbers crack in return
47:00 <ShadowLurker> doit
47:00 <AzzA> my cameraphone doesnt have enough megapixels :/
48:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
48:00 <ShadowLurker> mine wither
48:00 <ShadowLurker> either
48:00 <Immutable> fucken hate my phone
48:00 <Serenity> I DID IT
48:00 <Immutable> can't wait to replace it with a blackberry
48:00 <Serenity> its not me butt tho
48:00 <AzzA> you dont have to correct yourself ShadowLurker
48:00 <AzzA> i can understand your drunkard level
49:00 <AzzA> but Serenity she is fucked
49:00 <ShadowLurker> ob goos
49:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
49:00 <ShadowLurker> def
49:00 <Serenity> my brain melted our my eys hours ago
49:00 <Serenity> out my EARS
49:00 <Immutable> yeah she doesn't even have the energy to fight with me lol
49:00 <AzzA> hahaha
49:00 <AzzA> is that pauls arse?
49:00 <ShadowLurker> im gunna put a bocci ball in her later tho 
49:00 <Serenity> THATS MY BOOBS CUNT
49:00 <Serenity> far out
49:00 <ShadowLurker> so 7 know
49:00 <AzzA> :o
50:00 <AzzA> ohhh
50:00 <Immutable> lol
50:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
50:00 <Serenity> look Immutable dont think you're gettiong away with this tomorrow
50:00 <Serenity> i will hate you then
50:00 <ShadowLurker> i still have keans on
50:00 <Immutable> y
50:00 <ShadowLurker> not my ass
50:00 <AzzA> honestly they are pushed together so tight
50:00 <AzzA> the top looks like a bum crack
50:00 <Serenity> yeah its the twel haha
50:00 <Serenity> tats y i said buym rack
51:00 <Serenity> BUTT CRACK
51:00 <ShadowLurker> but srsly
51:00 <ShadowLurker> her tits are fucking hot
51:00 <Immutable> really
51:00 <Serenity> you're legally obliged to say that shoosh
51:00 <Immutable> I better be nicer to her
51:00 <ShadowLurker> damn right you should
51:00 <AzzA> actually Serenity's hoty factor has increased this past year or so, you must be taking better vitamins or something
52:00 <AzzA> or whatever you changed 18 months ago
52:00 <AzzA> dont stop it
52:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF CHAMP
52:00 <AzzA> wow that sound fucking awful 
52:00 <Serenity> im aamazing
52:00 <Serenity> thats all
52:00 <ShadowLurker> its all the shaft ses
52:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
52:00 <ShadowLurker> shes amazing
52:00 <AzzA> JUST THE WAY YOU ARE
52:00 <AzzA> i deserve a ban for that
53:00 <Serenity> i have nipple rings
53:00 <Serenity> wanna see
53:00 <AzzA> ive seen them :)
53:00 <ShadowLurker> tdoit
53:00 <Serenity> pfff
53:00 <ShadowLurker> shiow em
53:00 <Serenity> NO
53:00 <AzzA> well
53:00 <Serenity> far ot
53:00 <AzzA> one of them anyway
53:00 <ShadowLurker> shiow em again
53:00 <Serenity> yeah everyone s seem tem
53:00 <Serenity> seen them
53:00 <ShadowLurker> AzzA ahh
53:00 <AzzA> i dunno if it was the right one, or the left one that was image flipped to appear as the right one
53:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
53:00 <ShadowLurker> SHHHS
53:00 <Serenity> Immutable is all
53:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sake shes gunna get em out
53:00 <Serenity> HAHA this bird is a knob gurgler and im gonna make her feel like shite tomorrow for it
53:00 <Serenity> hahaha
53:00 <ShadowLurker> shoossh
54:00 <AzzA> what bird?
54:00 <Serenity> me
54:00 <Immutable> nah
54:00 <Serenity> i have a ag
54:00 <Serenity> \vag
54:00 <Serenity> fag
54:00 <Serenity> LOL
54:00 <Serenity> vag
54:00 <ShadowLurker> loooool
54:00 <ShadowLurker> fcuj
54:00 <AzzA> oh, do us male species still refer to woman as birds?
54:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
54:00 <Serenity> yes aaron
54:00 <Immutable> don't make this about me this is about boobs
55:00 <Serenity> nope i know you will use this against me
55:00 <AzzA> i dont think our generation does
55:00 <AzzA> i know my dads generation does
55:00 <Immutable> how
55:00 <Immutable> ?
55:00 <AzzA> cos my uncle is a seedy old bloke who calls all the bar sluts darl, young bird, etc etc
55:00 <Serenity> i dont kno
55:00 <Serenity> w
55:00 <Immutable> probably not then
55:00 <Serenity> when i was about 20 i wanted to be a bar slut
55:00 <AzzA> hmmm im going to be so fucked for the derby tomorroew
55:00 <Serenity> and my friend talked me out of iot
56:00 <Serenity> because i have big knocers and she said 'theyll eat you alive'
56:00 <AzzA> youd make a good bar slut
56:00 <AzzA> you arent short on a word
56:00 <Serenity> i dunno maybe she was calling me ugly
56:00 <AzzA> :P
56:00 <AzzA> see!!!
56:00 <AzzA> AT LEAST SHE IS BORED!!!
56:00 <AzzA> not kinda bored!!
56:00 <AzzA> she knows she is bored
56:00 <Immutable> get in azza
56:00 <amsy> kinda boring
56:00 <amsy> the other nick says
57:00 <AzzA>  kinda_boringmale
57:00 <boredGIRLL19> lmao.. thanx :)
57:00 <AzzA> yeah sorry amsy
57:00 <AzzA> my rant before
57:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf i cant deedn read ill up the fot size
57:00 <AzzA> 00:44] <AzzA> well what is it mate?
57:00 <AzzA> [00:44] <AzzA> are you boring?
57:00 <AzzA> [00:44] <AzzA> or not?
57:00 <AzzA> [00:44] <AzzA> you cant be kinda boring
57:00 <AzzA> [00:44] <Immutable> I reckon he's half way
57:00 <AzzA> [00:44] <AzzA> it doesnt make sense
57:00 <AzzA> [00:44] <AzzA> you're either boring
58:00 <AzzA> or your not!
58:00 <Serenity> god
58:00 <ShadowLurker> im not
58:00 <Serenity> i have heart burn thatcould kill a whale
58:00 <AzzA> boredGIRLL19 is not uncertain
58:00 <AzzA> she knows she is bored
58:00 <AzzA> kinda_boringmale has no fucking idea what he is
58:00 <Immutable> reckon they're made for each other
58:00 <Immutable> ???
59:00 <AzzA> defnietly not
59:00 <AzzA> it wont work
59:00 <AzzA> see women always know what they want
59:00 <AzzA> and how they are going to get it
59:00 <AzzA> a man has no idea
59:00 <Immutable> not really
59:00 <AzzA> and when he finally finds out
59:00 <AzzA> it ends in disaster
00:00 <ShadowLurker> aww AzzA
00:00 <Immutable> hey AzzA when a girl asks you out and doesn't make you feel special do you think you should say no?
00:00 <AzzA> haha its true
00:00 <Serenity> women are delicious for small amounts of time
00:00 <ShadowLurker> .o.o
00:00 <AzzA> wtf Immutable?
00:00 <ShadowLurker> me guztaa\
01:00 <ShadowLurker> AzzA dont py attention to Immutable
01:00 <ShadowLurker> its a fuckestain
01:00 <AzzA> i dont understand the question your honor
01:00 <AzzA> cant i take a small recess to speak to my council
01:00 <Immutable> when a girl makes you feel like shit then asks you out
01:00 <Immutable> how do you tell her to go fuck herself?
01:00 <AzzA> i dont think a girl has ever asked me out tbh
01:00 <ShadowLurker> yuopi yte;; her
01:00 <ShadowLurker> get fucked
01:00 <AzzA> ive done all the courting
02:00 <AzzA> ive done all the hard work
02:00 <Serenity> boys are boring
02:00 <Serenity> boobs
02:00 <AzzA> i always do the hard work
02:00 <ShadowLurker> AzzA
02:00 <AzzA> im the HIRER AND IM THE FIRER!
02:00 <ShadowLurker> when you stop looking they fall in ur lap
02:00 <ShadowLurker> true story
02:00 <Serenity> plz
02:00 <AzzA> i stopped looking years ago
02:00 <Immutable> mmmm
02:00 <Serenity> shh
03:00 <AzzA> i just look at all women now
03:00 <AzzA> and i judge them 
03:00 <AzzA> on my own rating system
03:00 <Immutable> hahahaha
03:00 <Immutable> lol you're a 5
03:00 <Serenity> if i were a dick owner
03:00 <Serenity> id just bone them
03:00 <Immutable> I like it
03:00 <AzzA> the rating system flucuates on a daily basis
03:00 <AzzA> sort of like the aussie dollar
03:00 <ShadowLurker> the aus dollae is such a slut
03:00 <Serenity> ur a slut
04:00 <AzzA> tomorrow the aussie dollar might drop
04:00 <Serenity> calm down
04:00 <AzzA> and so might my standards
04:00 <ShadowLurker> maybe
04:00 <Serenity> i dont have many standards
04:00 <Serenity> boobs? yes? ok
04:00 <ShadowLurker> i got boobs
04:00 <AzzA> i think i need to cut dim sims out of my diet
05:00 <ShadowLurker> npo
05:00 <AzzA> im starting to look like a dimsim
05:00 <ShadowLurker> NO
05:00 <Immutable> no way
05:00 <ShadowLurker> dimsims are the best
05:00 <AzzA> soon i will be asian
05:00 <Immutable> dim sims are top shit
05:00 <ShadowLurker> the lunch bar down thr road does the best fried simsioms
05:00 <ShadowLurker> .
05:00 <ShadowLurker> dimsims
05:00 <AzzA> yeah but i dont think you should eat 35 dim sims a week
05:00 <AzzA> i steam mine
06:00 <ShadowLurker> why not
06:00 <Serenity> NO SIM SIM LEAVE ME DING DING ALONE
06:00 <ShadowLurker> steamde dis best
06:00 <AzzA> lol
06:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOOOL
06:00 <AzzA> yeah but them i smash them in soy sauce and worchestershire
06:00 <AzzA> and a bit of vinergar
06:00 <ShadowLurker> oh you glorious vcunt
06:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
06:00 <ShadowLurker> amakin my mouth water
06:00 <AzzA> and a little bit of sweetchilli
07:00 <ShadowLurker> shhhh
07:00 <AzzA> cracked black pepper
07:00 <ShadowLurker> no more
07:00 <ShadowLurker> pl
07:00 <AzzA> and a sprinkle of chicken chippee salt
07:00 <ShadowLurker> z
07:00 <Serenity> me. sleep now
07:00 <Serenity> no more brain
07:00 <Serenity> .
07:00 <Serenity> Zzz
08:00 <Immutable> she still wants attention
08:00 <AzzA> ffs
08:00 <ShadowLurker> i canr see
08:00 <AzzA> i gotta be up in 12 hours :/
08:00 <ShadowLurker> 12
08:00 <ShadowLurker> easyh
08:00 <AzzA> HAZARD just scored for the fake blues
08:00 <AzzA> yeah but im going to be fucked 
09:00 <AzzA> having to listen to 38,000 whining fucking eagles supporters
09:00 <ShadowLurker> dr paulise recommends sleep
09:00 <AzzA> about how awesome tyheir team used to be 25 years agho
09:00 <ShadowLurker> paulie*
09:00 <Bastardly_One> "the problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence"
09:00 <AzzA> i like paulise
09:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
09:00 <AzzA> it works well
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong window but applicable
10:00 <ShadowLurker> night
10:00 <AzzA> dont you dare procrastiante me like that
10:00 <ShadowLurker> o/
10:00 <AzzA> umm
10:00 <AzzA> thats not the word i wanted
10:00 <ShadowLurker> i cant even see
10:00 <ShadowLurker> an ds exx is gone to ebbed
11:00 <AzzA> ciao
11:00 <AzzA> cya tomorrow
11:00 <AzzA> im going to bed too!!
11:00 <AzzA> w000t
11:00 <ShadowLurker> im gunna stuff a bocci ball in er before i wass out
11:00 <AzzA> haha pics or gtfo!
11:00 <ShadowLurker> night asss lickers
11:00 <ShadowLurker> ok
11:00 <ShadowLurker> ;}
12:00 <ShadowLurker> \night'
12:00 <Immutable> guess I'm going to bed too now that shadow is gown
12:00 <ShadowLurker> o/
12:00 <Immutable> \o
13:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont like you enyway tu cucksmoker fucken ass
14:00 <AzzA> lllllllllooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllll
26:00 <Liinda> Its late
26:00 <Liinda> erm early
26:00 <Liinda> i should be asleep
26:00 <Tisk> yep
27:00 <Liinda> goodnight all xox
27:00 <Tisk> nite
28:00 <Liinda> nighte
30:00 <Tisk> hi shape
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> CP in the house
32:00 <Tisk> cool?
32:00 <clusiana> kids
32:00 <clusiana> anyone awake in here
32:00 <Tisk> yep
33:00 <clusiana> i need help with an adobe illustrator question
33:00 <clusiana> any takes?
33:00 <clusiana> takers also
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yes
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> did you try shutting down
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and rebooting
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> my job here is done
35:00 <clusiana> i said question
35:00 <clusiana> not tech support fix it help
35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I'm all out
35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> call the help desk
37:00 <Tisk> crocodylus_pontifex whats some twisted movies like human centipede
37:00 <Tisk> ?
37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> The serbian filf
37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> or
37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> "a serbian film'
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Tisk, shut up
38:00 <Tisk> nah ill be right
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I couldn't watch all of 'irreversible'
38:00 <Tisk> i listen to deathrace 3 last nite
39:00 <Tisk> lols
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Tisk, shut up
39:00 <Tisk> bored
42:00 <Bastardly_One> boring more like
42:00 <Tisk> go away
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you should
42:00 <Bastardly_One> good idea
42:00 <Bastardly_One> log off
42:00 <Tisk> u
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you
42:00 <Tisk> nah u had the idea
42:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you don't like Tisk B1
43:00 <Tisk> b1 is a old bonghead
43:00 <Tisk> dont matter what he thinks
43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you know Napalm and carcass played tonigjt
43:00 <amsy> why did chris have to shut up
43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> tonight
43:00 <amsy> he asked a legit question
43:00 <Tisk> ppl that pick on me a jealous
44:00 <Tisk> are
44:00 <amsy> i wouldnt say jealous, just small
44:00 <Tisk> :)
44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I'm feeling a lot of angst here tonight
45:00 <Tisk> i just made music yesterday
45:00 <amsy> its every night
45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> define music
45:00 <Tisk> techno at 150bpm
46:00 <Tisk> tupac changes accapella remixed
46:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> 150bpm
46:00 <Tisk> beats per minute
46:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> haha
46:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ironic because i've spent the last week making click tracks
46:00 <Tisk> click?
46:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i know what bpm's are
47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> pre production for recording
47:00 <Tisk> i dont know music terms
47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> guide tracks
47:00 <Tisk> k
47:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy has a point though ... there are better way to relieve boredom
47:00 <amsy> exactly
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't hound him like everyone else but point taken 
48:00 <Tisk> crocodylus_pontifex
48:00 <Tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdt59FebD3I
48:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: hardstyle changes 2015    Uploader: BooOMPmusic Uploaded: Published on Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 2 Minutes 21 Seconds 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> goes both ways with him though
48:00 <Tisk> nothing goes neways with me
48:00 <Tisk> u made up what u think i am
48:00 <Tisk> now stop being delusional
49:00 <amsy> enough now
49:00 <amsy> my hockey team is winning 
49:00 <amsy> final for playoffs!
50:00 <Tisk> kewl
50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you really are a native
50:00 <amsy> :))))
50:00 <Tisk> who
50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> did you watch the ice hochey while munching down on some salted licorice?
50:00 <Tisk> lols
50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> *hockey
50:00 <amsy> haha no
51:00 <amsy> im not munching on anything
51:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i used to supply nordic people with fantails
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> good scam I had going
52:00 <amsy> of all things...
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah I know
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i would have thought tim tams
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but go figure
52:00 <Tisk> crocodylus_pontifex what u make tracks with?
52:00 <amsy> i actually got a packet of tim tams today :)
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> joy
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> do you eat the salted Liquorice?
53:00 <Tisk> i like ouzo
54:00 <Tisk> not liqourice but
54:00 <amsy> no
54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> similar
54:00 <amsy> its gross
55:00 <Tisk> :/
55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yet they love it
55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> if nordic people wern't so god damn sexy i'd hold it against them
56:00 <amsy> they like the taste of floor cleaner
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> not suprised
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> have you given them vegimite?
57:00 <amsy> they have a lolly called rotten fish and they love that shit
57:00 <amsy> yeah
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what did they think?
57:00 <Tisk> lols
57:00 <amsy> most have not minded it 
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> rotten fish
57:00 <amsy> because i make it for them properly
57:00 <Tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L12GK3yzEk
57:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ALISID TRANCE 2015    Uploader: BooOMPmusic Uploaded: Published on Apr 16, 2015 Duration: 4 Minutes 9 Seconds 
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> sounds delic
57:00 <amsy> they havent just had a huge smear
58:00 <Tisk> well crocodylus_pontifex
58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> are they into chewing tabaco there too
58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> of course they are
58:00 <Tisk> alisid stands for after light is shaded in darkness
58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but they call it something else
59:00 <Tisk> means like a cycle
59:00 <Tisk> from day to die
59:00 <Tisk> nite
59:00 <Tisk> opps
59:00 <Tisk> dyslexic
59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and i rember now it was Azza in the mankini not amsy
00:00 <amsy> not really chewing tobacco
00:00 <amsy> but they stuff a pouch of tobacco under their top lip and its called snus
00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> snus or something
00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh
00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you beat me
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah that's the stuff
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it has glass in it that cuts the gums
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> minute
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> amounts
01:00 <Tisk> lols
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I love that shit, haven't had it in years
02:00 <Tisk> sounds like xtc pills
02:00 <Tisk> glass packed
02:00 <Tisk> glad i dont do drugs nemore
02:00 <amsy> it used to
02:00 <amsy> no glass anymore
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> bummer
04:00 <Tisk> heh
04:00 <Tisk> crocodylus_pontifex wheres some ya tracks
04:00 <Tisk> ?
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you guys go to Tuska open air?
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> on the interwebs
05:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it's death metal man you wont like it
05:00 <Tisk> nah
05:00 <Tisk> k
06:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFG8DYBxFXA
06:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Daemon Foetal Harvest - I Butchered Them All Views: 8,575   Uploader: 666caldix666 Uploaded:  Jun 18, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 40 Seconds 
06:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> there ya go
06:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> old allbum
06:00 <Tisk> that u or
06:00 <Tisk> ?
06:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> 1/5 of me
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i mean 25% me
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Loof
07:00 <Loof> hey man :)
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> first comment   SICK PEDOPHILE INCEST SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!   THEY SHOULD ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> bahhahaha
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> everyones a critic
08:00 <Tisk> k
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2kAJgKxrPg
09:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Daemon Foetal Harvest-Abducted And Compacted (2006 EP) Views: 1,752   Uploader: TheSpineSplitter7 Uploaded:  Dec 25, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 43 Seconds 
09:00 <Loof> brb changing to a pc with some speakers
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what are you doing at 4am in the morning loof?
09:00 <Loof> just woke up brb
16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> can't sleep
16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> clown will eat me
21:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> chelsea and man u eh
52:00 <Tisk> argh
14:00 <Tisk> still awake coffee is great
14:00 <Tisk> :^D
14:00 <Tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/trance-2015
19:00 <Tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/firewire
19:00 <Tisk> doof
25:00 <Tisk> morning Isabel
26:00 <Tisk> :^D
00:00 <Isabel> hei there :D
08:00 <Mew> The last thing I saw in here before I dcd was Serenity trying to take pics of her butt lmao
01:00 <Serenity> pff not my butt
02:00 <Serenity> boob butt
37:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
38:00 <TheRiddler> I have yet to sleep since 6:30 yesterday morning
40:00 <Serenity> i haven't slept yet either
40:00 <TheRiddler> I went to a friends for gaming?
41:00 <TheRiddler> why haven't you slept?
41:00 <TheRiddler> -?
42:00 <Serenity> just couldn't/can't
42:00 <TheRiddler> oh ok
43:00 <Serenity> i should be exhausted cause I was drinking
44:00 <Serenity> but nopw
07:00 <Taco> yea whatevs
21:00 <Mew> i sent taco a photo of my butt and he was so wowed he said 'meh' LOL
21:00 <Mew> pimp as fuck
33:00 <Immutable> man I have a headache
45:00 <simba> wtf flashing at underage children 
45:00 <simba> u can get done 4 that
46:00 <Immutable> what!
46:00 <simba> its true
46:00 <Immutable> thanks for telling me
52:00 <British^Meat> lol
52:00 <British^Meat> good ole reliable simba
52:00 <British^Meat> i love his quips
52:00 <British^Meat> always the best quips
53:00 <British^Meat> always a dash of truth his quips have
53:00 <simba> ;D
53:00 <simba> dashing young quip
23:00 <couleurs> happy anzac day every1
42:00 <couleurs> FiFa !
46:00 <Nikky`> wow two trout slaps - i''m so spoilt
46:00 <MrMark> its me again!
46:00 <Immutable> hi MrMark 
47:00 <Immutable> welcome to cheers
00:00 <Immutable> bom bom bom bom
00:00 <Immutable> where everybody knows your name
00:00 <Immutable> :(
12:00 <MrMark> yawn
14:00 <Immutable> how shit is this track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr73b_gELgk?
15:00 <British^Meat> probably very
16:00 <Immutable> hate club music nowadays
16:00 <Immutable> anyway
17:00 <simba> pretty bad
19:00 <couleurs> i'm bad
22:00 <Skirmish> Chat with you guys .... or play world of warcraft. 
22:00 <Skirmish> BYE!
23:00 <amsy> bye...
25:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/epUi06n.jpg
25:00 <couleurs> holly shiit
25:00 <British^Meat> damn, id have said chat with ut
25:00 <British^Meat> us
26:00 <British^Meat> amazing that wow is still a thing
27:00 <Skirmish> wow is still a huge thing
28:00 <couleurs> FiFa or ByE
29:00 <simba> is it
29:00 <simba> it doesnt seem big in "E Sports"
29:00 <simba> LFC or DiE
30:00 <simba> every1s playin smash now man get a main or DiE
30:00 <British^Meat> yer, i know its pretty big, got some mates that STILL play it
30:00 <simba> my mate chad can of fuck plays it
30:00 <British^Meat> playin smash
30:00 <British^Meat> on wii u bro
30:00 <Skirmish> I think wow went back up to 10 million active subscriptions with this latest expansion. not sure if those numbers have dropped. I reckon it's still big. 
31:00 <British^Meat> getwidit
31:00 <simba> wow is a way of life 
31:00 <British^Meat> lol chad canifuk
31:00 <British^Meat> beagle on +#sydney #GLOBAL #adelaide 
32:00 <simba> adelaide a booming channel
33:00 <British^Meat> lol
33:00 <British^Meat> wonder who runs it
34:00 <British^Meat> it used to be annonymity
34:00 <simba> wow what the fuck
34:00 <simba> it is booming
34:00 <simba> i thought it would have just him in it
37:00 <Dugnuts> morning
37:00 <British^Meat> i must see
39:00 <British^Meat> lol simba
39:00 <British^Meat> If u notice, nearly every user is in that chan AND GLOBAL
39:00 <British^Meat> Something smells............
40:00 <British^Meat> bot haven
42:00 <couleurs> chad chatting to bots
42:00 <couleurs> cos they like to listen
07:00 <Serenity> hhnngg
09:00 <Skirmish> Did ShadowLurker give you a good seeing to this morning Serenity? 
09:00 <Serenity> lol no
09:00 <Serenity> he is hung over
10:00 <Skirmish> He asked last night but you were too wasted so he was going to make up for it this morning. 
10:00 <Serenity> lol me wasted
10:00 <Serenity> i wasnt the one chundering for 2 hours
14:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LUkk7hPVOY
14:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hanni El Khatib - Come Alive Views: 21,305   Uploader: TheMusic4TheFans Uploaded: Published on Apr 26, 2012 Duration: 2 Minutes 35 Seconds 
26:00 <TheRon> carn the dogs
32:00 <British^Meat> lol me wasted, me not fried
33:00 <TheRon> me tarzan
33:00 <flee> Hello #melbourne i am flee 32 m
34:00 <British^Meat> asl?
41:00 <flee> oh yer i got this feeling somebody dane with me oh yeahhh
42:00 <flee> im going ro rock your body rock your soul
45:00 <flee> can i write austnets eulogy
47:00 <flee> Mew is breast feeding her child
47:00 <TheRon> all we are is dust in the wind?
47:00 <flee> loof killed austnet
49:00 <flee> loof is playing mortal combat on his boombox
49:00 <simba> shut up
50:00 <flee> There are 9 users and 443 invisible on 9 servers
50:00 <Skirmish> simba is still telling everyone what to do. 
50:00 <TheRon> oh c'mon eileen
50:00 <simba> fuck off Skirmish
51:00 <flee> is that the best comeback u can come up with simba
52:00 <simba> swarming with idiets
52:00 <Loof> Skirmish actually thinks he's something special
52:00 <TheRon> too early for the fat lady is launceston??
52:00 <Loof> it's so funny
53:00 <Loof> :D
53:00 <flee> loof is special
53:00 <simba> there r no streams of teh bulldogs game
53:00 <fawks> good
53:00 <TheRon> i'm watching on fox
53:00 <simba> go back 2 school Penrith Panther
54:00 <flee> loof has no concious
54:00 <TheRon> and with that rouchhead goal the fat lady comes out\
54:00 <Mew> you need to borrow simbas dictionary flee 
55:00 <faux> konkeeus
55:00 <simba> borrow me cocktionary
55:00 <flee> lol
55:00 <TheRon> storm by 1 last night
55:00 <TheRon> go storm
55:00 <flee> Mew fuck the dictionary
55:00 <flee> i got google
55:00 <Mew> a big thick dictionary
55:00 <Mew> throbbing from a to z
55:00 <simba> thicktionary
55:00 <flee> is throbbing a world
56:00 <flee> fuck this u cunts are retarded
56:00 <Mew> wicked
56:00 <faux> I'm 6/6 in the afl so far
56:00 <faux> Lol
56:00 <simba> ur a sick cunt
56:00 <simba> im 5 i think
56:00 <TheRon> what the hell was that!
56:00 <faux> I've gotten one wrong in NRL
56:00 <faux> Fucking bulldogs
57:00 <Mew> Grandpas thinking tobacco
57:00 <faux> I tipped hawthorn 
57:00 <faux> R they winning 
57:00 <simba> hawthorn geelong and fremantle u tipped today 
58:00 <TheRon> i'm not embarrassed to tell ppl i'm listening to barbie girl
58:00 <faux> Oui
58:00 <simba> this week is better except i tipped brisben
58:00 <Skirmish> [13:58] <TheRon> i'm not embarrassed to tell ppl i'm fapping to barbie girl   <--- fixed. 
58:00 <faux> Are hawthorn winning ok
58:00 <simba> yes
59:00 <simba> its early but they will win
59:00 <faux> Yay
59:00 <faux> Oh
59:00 <faux> How long to go
59:00 <simba> years.
59:00 <faux> Lmao
59:00 <simba> prob 3/4s
59:00 <faux> oh
59:00 <faux> K
59:00 <simba> 2/4
59:00 <simba> i should look elsewhere for stream
00:00 <faux>  Sportlemon.tv
00:00 <faux> Kgo
00:00 <Mew> lemonparty.org
00:00 <TheRon> bet365
01:00 <simba> ni
01:00 <simba> mno
01:00 <TheRon> 41-19
01:00 <Skirmish> Fucking hell mew I went to your website. 
01:00 <Skirmish> You're on the blacklist now. 
02:00 <simba> it does not surprise me that u didnt know what it was
02:00 <TheRon> she got blacklisted at hop sing's???
02:00 <Mew> I should've been top of it already haha
02:00 <faux> Wtf
02:00 <TheRon> did she name names??
02:00 <faux> Its older than the internet
02:00 <simba> but Skirmish still thinks wow is blockbuster
03:00 <Skirmish> It is. 
03:00 <Skirmish> Just because you want to act like a chaddy cunt simba doesn't change anything. 
03:00 <simba> huh
03:00 <simba> my point is ur a noob
03:00 <simba> to the internet
03:00 <simba> thats all
04:00 <simba> ur so hostile every day
04:00 <Mew> tubgirl.com
04:00 <TheRon> 47-19
04:00 <simba> dogs are good 2 watch tho
05:00 <faux> What's chaddy
05:00 <faux> Beagle?
05:00 <TheRon> 53-19
05:00 <simba> prob newcastle slang
05:00 <simba> and that wasnt some veiled shot @ newcastle ok before u fly off the handle
06:00 <TheRon> nathan tinkler is a dick
06:00 <simba> chadswick mate
06:00 <Skirmish> faux: It just sounded good at the time. 
07:00 <Skirmish> It highlighted that simba has become a chronic douche bag over time. 
09:00 <simba> its not me its u
09:00 <Skirmish> lol
09:00 <faux> He's always been a douchebag
09:00 <faux> lol jks
09:00 <faux> How is he a douche
10:00 <faux> Someone make me lunch please abd thank you
10:00 <StrykerX> No
10:00 <StrykerX> :>
10:00 <Skirmish> I had an omelette. It was delicious. 
11:00 <simba> I had a delicious omelette.
11:00 <Mew> my friend made a baked potato for my lunch today! I'll email it to you
11:00 <simba> jk im having a wrap 
12:00 <TheRon> 59-31
14:00 <faux> Yummm
14:00 <faux> Omelette and baked potato sounds amaze
14:00 <TheRon> \i had pie
15:00 <Immutable> i had a beef burger and a strawberry thickshake
16:00 <faux> I hate you all
16:00 <faux> I'm hungry 
16:00 <faux> I actually might make an omelette
19:00 <Immutable> you don't hate meeeeeeee
19:00 <faux> I don't know you
20:00 <Immutable> you say that to all the guys who haven't sent you dick pics
24:00 <Loof> everyone watching the gayfl
25:00 <TheRon> what's wrong with loof?
25:00 <TheRon> i mean everybody has a theory
25:00 <faux> No I say it to guys I don't know
28:00 <Serenity> kebab plz
29:00 <Immutable> better get the clothes off the line soon
41:00 <TheRon> 72 - 38
41:00 <Loof> sup slinky
42:00 <slinky_J> nada bro just got done cleanin
42:00 <slinky_J> sup
42:00 <Loof> cool cool
42:00 <Loof> not much just watching netflix
42:00 <slinky_J> choice
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
42:00 <Loof> sup kate
43:00 <slinky_J> beats me watchin everybody loves raymond aha
43:00 <StrykerX> Bulldogs are getting slaughtered
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> listening to music yo' 
43:00 <Loof> cool
43:00 <StrykerX> They're shit
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> you?
43:00 <Loof> netflix
43:00 <StrykerX> And they should feel bad.
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice noice
46:00 <Loof> sup amelia
47:00 <amelia> wots crackin loof
47:00 <TheRon> 78 - 46
47:00 <Loof> just watching curious george on netflix with my 3 year old
47:00 <amelia> sounds joy
47:00 <Loof> lol oh yeah 
48:00 <faux> quinnnyyy
48:00 <amelia> fauxycouscousssss
48:00 <faux> Argh brb
55:00 <TheRon> whip it, whip it good
56:00 <MrMark> all bound for moo moo land!
58:00 <devo> whip it like you should!
03:00 <MrMark> TheRon....hold on tight...u know shes just a lil bit dangerous
05:00 <devo> she's a dangerous type, she's a dangerous girl
08:00 <Loof> yawn deadsville
21:00 <TheRon> go cats
21:00 <MrMark> meow
23:00 <TheRon> GOAL!!!!!!
23:00 <nate> FOAL!
24:00 <Serenity> SHOAL
25:00 <TheRon> more beer!!
31:00 <devo> go cats
33:00 <faux> Excuse me
33:00 <faux> http://ii.worldmarket.com/fcgi-bin/iipsrv.fcgi?FIF=/images/worldmarket/source/18050_XXX_v1.tif&wid=2000&cvt=jpeg
34:00 <faux> If darrel lee is Australian why do they spell it flavor
34:00 <TheRon> aussie subsidiary oi oi oi
34:00 <devo> because its sold around the world idiot
35:00 <devo> usa is its biggest market and most people use usa spelling now days unless you UK
36:00 <TheRon> MrMark: santana steve tyler - just feel better
37:00 <faux> Darrell Lea operates solely in Australia, though its products are now available worldwide through distributors in the USA, UK, Canada, New Zealand and South Africa. 
37:00 <British^Meat>  http://www.pettywood.co.uk/files/brands/images/Darrell%20Lea%20Liquorice_0.jpg?1304520256
37:00 <British^Meat> uk version
37:00 <faux> Good
37:00 <faux> At least its spelt right there
38:00 <British^Meat> youve just posetd the yanky version...
38:00 <devo> thats right faux
39:00 <faux> calm down devo I asked a question I'm not fighting you 
39:00 <faux> full gets defensive 
39:00 <faux> YA FKN IDIEY
39:00 <devo> no one said you were, but don't see why you would post such a stupid thing for
40:00 <TheRon> because you're so smooth
40:00 <devo> if you knew what was down instead of asking for it you might know
40:00 <faux> Shh
40:00 <faux> Have a beer
40:00 <faux> OK found the Aussie packaging
40:00 <faux> https://www2.woolworthsonline.com.au/Content/ProductImages/big/781766.JPG
40:00 <faux> Excellent 
40:00 <faux> All is right in the world
41:00 <TheRon> i don't like chicken twisties
42:00 <faux> Why
42:00 <faux> They rock
42:00 <devo> cheese better
42:00 <devo> faux is a dumb cunt
42:00 <faux> So don't walkkkk away fro mmeeeeeee
42:00 <faux> I have noooothing nooothing nooootttthinnggggg
42:00 <faux> If ibdooooontttt havvevevevee uuuuuu
42:00 <faux> oooffufufufifi
43:00 <devo> go outside
43:00 <devo> smell the air
43:00 <faux> My darling you ooooo oooo Oo o
43:00 <faux> Bitter sweeeeeetttt
43:00 <faux> Memooooriiiessss
44:00 <devo> go outside smell the air
45:00 <faux> Whybdont you go sniffya mums cunt
45:00 <devo> why would i?
45:00 <devo> why dont you get a job?
45:00 <devo> stop lurching off australian tax payer you scum
46:00 <TheRon> why can't we all just get along
46:00 <devo> because I dont like dole bludgers
46:00 <faux> Please look up the definition of lurching and then get back to mr
46:00 <StrykerX> Welcome.. To the Furchester.. 
46:00 <faux> Ty
46:00 <StrykerX> Na na na na, na na na na
46:00 <devo> faux looked it up saw you
47:00 <faux> Lollllllllllllll
47:00 <faux> So dumb
47:00 <devo> tell me please when was the last time you had an actual job?
47:00 <faux> Lurch
47:00 <StrykerX> People on IRC working?
47:00 <StrykerX> LOL
47:00 <faux> Brb lurching
47:00 <devo> LOL yeh StrykerX
47:00 <devo> faux is a jobless loser
48:00 <StrykerX> Sup Pliv?
48:00 <devo> ?
48:00 <TheRon> no need to be an arsehole
50:00 <devo> bum fuck him
50:00 <nate> devo has some good ideas
50:00 <StrykerX> ;D
51:00 <faux> Nikkybixx
51:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of sexytime..
51:00 <StrykerX> Sup Nikky? :D~~
51:00 <Nikky`> faux :o)
51:00 <nate> get nicked!
51:00 <Nikky`> Hey StrykerX. not a lot, you?
51:00 <StrykerX> Same, kickin back
51:00 <StrykerX> Last day of freedom
52:00 <Nikky`> Last day?
52:00 <StrykerX> Work tomorrow lol
52:00 <Nikky`> oh
52:00 <Nikky`> lol
52:00 <StrykerX> C'mon, you should know that
52:00 <StrykerX> You're one of the few here who do work
52:00 <StrykerX> :P
52:00 <Nikky`> Yeah I know.. little slow today, it seems :/
53:00 <Dugnuts> oh im sure its not that bad
53:00 <Nikky`> On me being a little slow?
54:00 <Dugnuts> no, as people here who actually work
54:00 <Nikky`> oh, It was going to be either of the two
55:00 <StrykerX> lol
57:00 <Dugnuts> there must be lots who work
57:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
57:00 <Dugnuts> im feeling pizza tonight
57:00 <TheRon> i feel like dickhead tonight
58:00 <TheRon> sorry that's chicken tonight
59:00 <TokenDaRing> afternoon all
00:00 <TheRon> token black
00:00 <Dugnuts> omg hail!
01:00 <Nikky`> Hey TokenDaRing :o)
02:00 <faux> Zz
02:00 <TokenDaRing> I see pliv's hanging around
02:00 <TokenDaRing> like a bad smell
03:00 <Loof> yawnsville
04:00 <Loof> TakenUpDaRing is quite possibly the most boring man on the earth
05:00 <TokenDaRing> coming from a certified nutjob, thank you
05:00 <Loof> him or theron
05:00 <TokenDaRing> I think TheRon is a chill guy
06:00 <TheRon> loof just seems sad all the time
07:00 <StrykerX> You'd be sad too if your wife bashed you for talking on IRC
08:00 <StrykerX> :/
08:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
08:00 <Nikky`> My wife does
08:00 <Nikky`> Its delightful
08:00 <TokenDaRing> and also trapped in the cycle of substance abuse
08:00 <Dugnuts> awww
08:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
08:00 <Loof> sheeple like these are only good for putting insomniacs to sleep
08:00 <TheRon> you go have your nap then
08:00 <TokenDaRing> Loof: why don't you crawl off the bed and sleep your bad trip off then?
09:00 <StrykerX> Loof, she's watching.
09:00 <StrykerX> Quick, alt-tab to NineMSN
10:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!!
10:00 <Loof> think they're interesting when they're just clones, nothing unique about them
10:00 <Loof> no wonder the fucking despos cant get a root
11:00 <TokenDaRing> lol Loof is about to meltdown
11:00 <TokenDaRing> come on Loof, don't let us down
11:00 <TheRon> loof keeps his wife in the basement chained up
11:00 <Loof> least they wont breed more drones
12:00 <Loof> that's a good thing :)
13:00 <StrykerX>  <TheRon> loof keeps his wife in the basement chained up
13:00 <StrykerX>  <Loof> least they wont breed more drones
13:00 <StrykerX> So we all fuck your wife?
14:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I don't want to be in the 'all' - don't really wish to fuck his wife
14:00 <Loof> least i have a wife
15:00 <Loof> you losers cant even get a gf
15:00 <Loof> and your jealousy about it is so obvious
15:00 <TheRon> you paid for your wife though
16:00 <StrykerX> 1800WIFEME
16:00 <Loof> least you'll never breed MWHAHAHAHAHA
16:00 <StrykerX> Loofs speed dial.
16:00 <StrykerX> I've already had a kid. Have you?
16:00 <nate> i think ya both dilfs
16:00 <StrykerX> Or are you unable to breed, saving the world?
16:00 <Loof> spend all day on irc trawling women
16:00 <Loof> and still fail
16:00 <StrykerX> Loofs just mad
16:00 <Loof> it's hilairious
17:00 <StrykerX> Cause his mailorder bride dominates him
17:00 <StrykerX> Beats him black and blue
17:00 <StrykerX> For talking to "dem strangers"
17:00 <nate> beeeeh couldnt fit in the mail box
17:00 <Loof> you're too stupid to see how pathetic you are
17:00 <Loof> that's even funnier
17:00 <StrykerX> You poor soul. :(
17:00 <Loof> XD
17:00 <StrykerX> Even your voices in your head hate yo.
17:00 <StrykerX> I really do feel for you.
18:00 <nate> now its getting good
18:00 <nate> feelings :D
19:00 <Loof> trawling on irc all day lol
19:00 <TokenDaRing> Isn't loof the guy who's in and out of the mental ward
19:00 <Loof> trawlin 4 roots
19:00 <StrykerX> Do you work Loof ?
19:00 <Loof> and failing
19:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: he does stints in the psych ward, sure
19:00 <Loof> your whole life is one big fail
19:00 <StrykerX> Or does she beat you for that too?
19:00 <StrykerX> :')
19:00 <TokenDaRing> loof hates everyone who isn't him
20:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, that's his life in a nutshell
20:00 <StrykerX> Get beaten up
20:00 <Loof> least you'll never breed MWHAHAHAHAHA
20:00 <StrykerX> Then go to the psych ward
20:00 <StrykerX> Sleep
20:00 <StrykerX> Repeat
20:00 <TokenDaRing> put Loof and Chris in a room together
20:00 <TokenDaRing> see what happens
20:00 <nate> breeding?
20:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
20:00 <TokenDaRing> nate maybe through all the yelling
20:00 <StrykerX> Super nutjob
20:00 <StrykerX> They morph into one
21:00 <Kynetic> rock out with ur cockmout
21:00 <Kynetic> cockmout lol
21:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: I really have to feel sorry for Loof's wife
21:00 <StrykerX> Why? She's the man of the relationship
21:00 <Kynetic> loof is married?
21:00 <StrykerX> Apparently
21:00 <Loof> and they're jealous
21:00 <Loof> so so jealous
22:00 <StrykerX> Unless she's an imaginary friend
22:00 <StrykerX> lolol
22:00 <Kynetic> im married
22:00 <Loof> cause they cant even get a root
22:00 <TokenDaRing> apprently she beats him
22:00 <Kynetic> my wife is hot
22:00 <TokenDaRing> Kynetic: how is Lara these days?
22:00 <Loof> dont tell them you have a wife man
22:00 <Kynetic> good :)
22:00 <Loof> they get jealous and attack you
22:00 <Kynetic> shes at the gym atm
22:00 <couleurs> who will be my wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <TokenDaRing> sweet
22:00 <Loof> mines cooking me dinner
23:00 <Kynetic> lara doesmnt cook
23:00 <Kynetic> i prefer to cook
23:00 <Loof> mines was a chef
23:00 <Loof> mine*
23:00 <Kynetic> my brother is a chef
23:00 <Loof> nice
23:00 <Kynetic> he hates cooking at home
23:00 <nate> my brother is a stripper
23:00 <nate> dance bitch
23:00 <Kynetic> i am a stripper
23:00 <nate> cool
23:00 <Kynetic> when im in bed with lara
23:00 <TheRon> like bart simpson the strip?
24:00 <TheRon> stripper
24:00 <couleurs> i'm a trippa
24:00 <Loof> do you feel bad for these despos that trawl all day and cant get laid Kynetic?
24:00 <Kynetic> i can remove my undies without taking off my pants
24:00 <Loof> i dont
24:00 <TheRon> yes you are
25:00 <Loof> yawn
25:00 <faux> Pics
25:00 <Loof> so predictable
25:00 <Loof> was waiting for someone to say that
26:00 <faux> lollll
26:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
26:00 <TokenDaRing> wtf
26:00 <faux> He's so depressing
26:00 <couleurs> yawn
26:00 <faux> I imagine black crows sitting around his house
26:00 <TokenDaRing> he needs to quit drugs
26:00 <TheRon> why can't people drink beer and be happy
26:00 <faux> Idk
26:00 <couleurs> he needs to quit life
26:00 <faux> Its weirf
26:00 <faux> I'm in such a good mood I can't help but laugh 
27:00 <faux> But even when I'm in a shit mood whyyyy would I aanna come on here abd be shit to people I don't understand 
28:00 <TheRon> anna?
28:00 <faux> Like Mayo/plivent all those boring tards come on here and just spend hours abusing peoole 
28:00 <Nikky`> I don't usually come on if in a shit mood.. unless I know you lot will make me laugh
28:00 <faux> I'm genuinely curious why lol
28:00 <couleurs> he has schizophrenia
29:00 <faux> Yeah like we all have shit moods but a lot of us don't spend that time unleashing hatred
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <faux> and a lot of the time its all repetitive shit
29:00 <couleurs> comes on to tell us we're all boring
29:00 <faux> Peso/slut/fat
29:00 <faux> Pedo
29:00 <couleurs> 30 mins later, comes on to tell us he's building a $2000 computer and that ps4 sux
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <couleurs> 2 days later he says ps4 rules 
29:00 <faux> lmaooooooo
30:00 <faux> He tells me I'm a sheep
30:00 <faux> Cos I watch TV showd
30:00 <faux> And then he says he loves netflix
30:00 <faux> Wut
30:00 <TheRon> deadline gallipoli tonight
30:00 <couleurs> told u
30:00 <couleurs> he doesn't know what reality is anymore
30:00 <couleurs> RiP Loof 
30:00 <faux> :(
30:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: he probably isn't building that PC
30:00 <couleurs> stupid faggit
30:00 <faux> How sad
30:00 <TokenDaRing> he's been talking about it for weeks
30:00 <couleurs> ya
31:00 <TheRon> he really should be out on a ledge somewhere
31:00 <couleurs> he's building it in his head
31:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
31:00 <faux> Didn't he buy a projector but then weeks later said his son threw something at his huge TV and broke it
31:00 <faux> Confused
31:00 <couleurs> he's a liar that's what they do...
32:00 <couleurs> he just wants validation
32:00 <faux> He said he's gonna turn everyone on irc against me
32:00 <couleurs> trust me i'm a nurse
32:00 <faux> Like is that his life goal
32:00 <couleurs> a hot 1
32:00 <faux> Pocs
32:00 <faux> Pocus
32:00 <couleurs> Pocs
32:00 <faux> Uh
32:00 <faux> Pics
32:00 <couleurs> Hocus Pocus
32:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <couleurs> Sick!!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rOiW_xY-kc
33:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: R.E.M. - Everybody Hurts (Video) Views: 9,482,668   Uploader: remhq Uploaded:  Oct 26, 2009 Duration: 5 Minutes 38 Seconds 
33:00 <faux> Eeevvverryyboooddyyy hhhuuurttsssssss
33:00 <faux> Sooommeetimmesss
33:00 <TheRon> thats  for loof
34:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/vE2WEYeGNQo
34:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Miniature Food "Motsunabe"How To Make Motsunabe/Cooking øȴÐ ñ= ì,è ¬ Views: 260,419   Uploader: txkingtx Uploaded: Published on Feb 13, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 27 Seconds 
34:00 <faux> Oops.
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> Soz bot
34:00 <couleurs> yawn
35:00 <TheRon> i'm so bored
35:00 <Loof> just leave me alone pls
36:00 <faux> Couleurs pls watch that video and look at the little mug
36:00 <faux> Ty
36:00 <couleurs> Ok
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Loof: you were starting on all of us
36:00 <nate> couleurs look at my phat butt next
37:00 <TheRon> bonny, you're a good egg
37:00 <Bonny> ??
37:00 <couleurs> oh yeah this is the little japan cooking show guy
37:00 <faux> Kaffee
37:00 <TheRon> for unbanning youtube
37:00 <Bonny> it shouldn't have gotten banned in the first place
37:00 <couleurs> he must think he got a big DICK
38:00 <couleurs> HOLY SHIT THAT BOWL IS HUGE
38:00 <faux> lmao
38:00 <couleurs> those matches aren't accurate size either
38:00 <faux> He used big scissors to open a packet once and everyone went nuts in the comments
38:00 <couleurs> i was 1 of them
38:00 <TheRon> i love the late show skit with the everybody hurts song
39:00 <StrykerX> Back
39:00 <StrykerX> Loof melted down yet?
39:00 <TheRon> G O - G G O
40:00 <faux> Lol using a manicure set to cook
40:00 <TheRon> no ot the dart
40:00 <couleurs> lol cool mug
40:00 <couleurs> Kaffee
40:00 <couleurs> yes i'll have a lil latte with 1 grain of sugar pls
40:00 <TheRon> beer?
41:00 <couleurs> it's too cold here
41:00 <couleurs> it's like 11c and rains
41:00 <TheRon> irish whiskey?
41:00 <couleurs> who ya callen irish
41:00 <TheRon> you wanna fight?
42:00 <couleurs> ding dong
42:00 <TheRon> you me carpark now
42:00 <couleurs> Ok
43:00 <TheRon> geez wasn't expecting that
43:00 <StrykerX> Racist cunts
43:00 <TheRon> i have one move when i fight
43:00 <StrykerX> Run?
43:00 <StrykerX> lolll
43:00 <TheRon> kick to the nuts and run
44:00 <StrykerX> You sound like Loof 
44:00 <TheRon> sorry
46:00 <TheRon> i bet loof really likes james blunt
47:00 <Tisk> roshanbo u for it
47:00 <Tisk> thats where i kick u in nuts as hard as i can
47:00 <Loof> small things amuse small minds i guess
48:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing
48:00 <StrykerX> Your mate Tisk is here
48:00 <TokenDaRing> oh god
48:00 <TokenDaRing> Tisk and Loof, what more do we need
48:00 <StrykerX> Maybe they can sit here yelling at each other for a few hours.
48:00 <StrykerX> Then both hide incase the other is watching them.
50:00 <StrykerX> You know what I find interesting
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> trolling?
50:00 <TheRon> anzac week
50:00 <StrykerX> As soon as Tisk became active.. RSPCA popped up in my newsfeed on FB
50:00 <StrykerX> No lie.
50:00 <Loof> trolololling
50:00 <TheRon> is 2 up legal all week??
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, just on ANZAC day, i think
51:00 <Loof> keep trawlin trawlin trawlin, keep failin failin failin
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if they do 2 up at casinos?
51:00 <TheRon> damn
51:00 <StrykerX> Loofs still mad
51:00 <StrykerX> :/
51:00 <StrykerX> IRC that important to you, Loof?
51:00 <TheRon> i like 2 up
51:00 <Doodle> i have a present for you Loof
51:00 <Doodle> 2 secs
52:00 <Loof> hope its a gram 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <slinky_J> what's 2 up?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's gonna be cock pics
52:00 <StrykerX> It's a kinky sex move
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps!
52:00 <TheRon> oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!
52:00 <TokenDaRing> hey slinky_J
53:00 <Tisk> 2 up is flipping 2 coins
53:00 <TheRon> yes it is
53:00 <Tisk> betting on what they land on
53:00 <Doodle> there you go Loof
53:00 <Tisk> u have a wooden paddle
53:00 <TheRon> well done
53:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/oMTmpCP.jpg
53:00 <slinky_J> ow
53:00 <Loof> LOL!
54:00 <nate> DOODLE i love u!
54:00 <nate> hugz?
54:00 <Doodle> ohai nate
54:00 <Doodle> wanna make out
54:00 <nate> well that would be 2 good 4 me:)
54:00 <TheRon> even gay people love doodle
54:00 <Doodle> <3
55:00 <StrykerX> They do, TheRon
55:00 <Doodle> like StrykerX
55:00 <Nikky`> Doodledoooooo <3
55:00 <StrykerX> Of course, Doodle <#
55:00 <StrykerX> <3 *
55:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos <3
55:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Loof> drug tests suck
56:00 <Doodle> i dont test my drugs
56:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <TheRon> tell us about it
56:00 <Loof> can i?
56:00 <Doodle> haha
56:00 <Doodle> taste test
56:00 <Doodle> omnom
56:00 <Loof> yep just to be safe
56:00 <Loof> just in case it gets you TOO high
56:00 <Loof> gotta be careful
56:00 <Doodle> i might od man
57:00 <Loof> yep
57:00 <StrykerX> Do you green out reguarly, Loof?
57:00 <Doodle> fucking hell
58:00 <Doodle> i washed these towels 6 times
58:00 <Doodle> still fluff everywhere
58:00 <Loof> these stubborn cumstains
58:00 <Doodle> dont ever give me new towels as a gift or i will murder you with them
58:00 <StrykerX> Take out the tissues from your pockets before washing
58:00 <StrykerX> K?
58:00 <TheRon> if you crash at doodle's, you at least need to bring some filthy buds
58:00 <Doodle> 'here, have 15 hours worth of work'
58:00 <Loof> lol
58:00 <Doodle> towels dont have pockets
58:00 <Doodle> its just towels
59:00 <amsy>  dont wash your towels with fabric softener either
59:00 <Doodle> i dont
59:00 <Nikky`> Just just any towel tho..extra fluffy 
59:00 <amsy> ok good
59:00 <Doodle> i washed them with normal washing stuff, then vinegar, then bicarb, then vinegar, then bicarb, then normal stuff, then everything
59:00 <TheRon> i find new towels are soft and fluffy
59:00 <amsy> i dont feel like soft and fluffy dries very well
00:00 <StrykerX> I dislike overly fluffy towels
00:00 <StrykerX> They take forever to freaking dry you
00:00 <Doodle> no
00:00 <Doodle> the fluff comes off
00:00 <Doodle> everyhwere
00:00 <Doodle> *where
00:00 <amsy> ew
00:00 <Doodle> yeah
00:00 <Doodle> nothing like picking fluff off your dick
00:00 <Skirmish> I had a nap, and I feel wonderbar. 
00:00 <Nikky`> I find if I have fluff, then one thru the dryer its all good
00:00 <Doodle> i dont have a dryer
00:00 <Nikky`> I wish I had a nap
01:00 <Nikky`> You can use mine then Doodle
01:00 <Doodle> you will take advantage of me
01:00 <Loof> your vag?
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Nikky`> Of course
01:00 <Doodle> ok
01:00 <Doodle> on my way
01:00 <StrykerX> She'll wait till you bend over to put the towels in
01:00 <Doodle> :o
01:00 <StrykerX> Then.. "SURPRISE!"
01:00 <Doodle> buttsecks
01:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
01:00 <Nikky`> lol
01:00 <Dugnuts> surprise buttsecks
01:00 <Dugnuts> fun times
01:00 <Doodle> its ok if its Nikky`
01:00 <Dugnuts> :P
01:00 <StrykerX> You'll get to meet bob.
01:00 <Skirmish> Your wife might be a bucket cunt Loof but I would appreciate it if you showed Nikky` more respect. 
01:00 <Nikky`> Yes, if its me he likes it
02:00 <StrykerX> Bucket cunt
02:00 <Doodle> she is gentle
02:00 <StrykerX> Haha
02:00 <Nikky`> Skirmish <3
02:00 <Doodle> at first
02:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uEp30wfvRQ
02:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 90`s music is the best Views: 15,366,752   Uploader: ra1do25 Uploaded:  Dec 31, 2011 Duration: 71 Minutes 0 Seconds 
02:00 <StrykerX> I'm dozing off
03:00 <StrykerX> I should've had a nap too
03:00 <Doodle> sif sleep, f1 is on at 1am!
03:00 <Nikky`> If I nap now i'll not sleep for work tomorrow
03:00 <Loof> u sleep at work?
03:00 <Nikky`> tho, I am really hoping I get sick over night and don't have to make it in
03:00 <amsy> i wonder if i can get that channel on my ipad
03:00 <Doodle> i can come by and make you sick
03:00 <Nikky`> Hot
04:00 <TheRon> what channel?
04:00 <amsy> the channel that has f1
04:00 <Doodle> amsy just stream it 
04:00 <Doodle> from sky
04:00 <Loof> just push f1 on your keyboard and it comes up no?
04:00 <Doodle> illegaly like i do
04:00 <Doodle> hha Loof
04:00 <TheRon> fox sports
04:00 <Doodle> i wish i could get adblock on my tv tho
04:00 <amsy> oh you dont need a sky sports subscription?
05:00 <Doodle> nah there are heaps of illegal streams out there
05:00 <Doodle> just google stream f1 live free
05:00 <TheRon> what is love, baby don't hurt me
05:00 <amsy> oh yeah maybe i cant
05:00 <Doodle> fuck fox and sky
05:00 <amsy> this place probably has restrictions
05:00 <Doodle> and channel 10
05:00 <Doodle> aw
05:00 <Doodle> no f1 allowed
05:00 <amsy> ill try though
05:00 <Loof> get a vpn amsy
06:00 <Loof> pretend you're whereever
06:00 <amsy> nah probably like no dodgy streaming sites with 5728929574791 pop up ads allowed
06:00 <Doodle> lol yeah
06:00 <amsy> i have a vpn but thats also blocked
06:00 <Loof> bummer
06:00 <Loof> your work or your country is blocking it?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> your mum! is blocking it
06:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <amsy> the hospital
06:00 <Doodle> teehehe
07:00 <Fez> hello
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
07:00 <Doodle> kate show us ya boobs
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> fez
07:00 <TheRon> set adrift on memory bliss of you
07:00 <Fez> kate01
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> gis a look at yo' cock
07:00 <Doodle> i tried to last night you ignored my pm
07:00 <Fez> breasts?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude
07:00 <TheRon> his rhode island red?
07:00 <Loof> two boobs for a pic of one cock, seems fair
07:00 <Doodle> very fair
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> you said, don't show anyone
08:00 <Doodle> yeah
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> no goods
08:00 <Doodle> you never replied!
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> so of course i'm going to ignore you!
08:00 <Fez> genital pics for all
08:00 <Doodle> i'm not going to send my dick to someone who's not even there to look at it
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then, don't
08:00 <Nikky`> I'll look at it
08:00 <Doodle> ok i will show Nikky`
09:00 <TheRon> you need something else in the pic for scale
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <Nikky`> WooHoo
09:00 <Doodle> my hand
09:00 <Fez> kate01 has 13gb of itc dick pics I heard
09:00 <Fez> irc*
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> well that'd be a lie fez
09:00 <couleurs> hi amsy nice 2 c u agen
09:00 <Fez> more?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> none!
10:00 <Fez> oh 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> actually 1 dude, and we fucked.
10:00 <Fez> whose left you out?
10:00 <amsy> hi cc ! nice 2 c u 2
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah…
11:00 <couleurs> lol i went out with teh dog now it raining i just made it back in time F*cken A*esome T*ming
11:00 <couleurs> FAT!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <amsy> lolll
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yea* BITCH*E!
12:00 <Doodle> O_o
12:00 <Fez> remember harry's practice?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> the vet?
12:00 <Doodle> did he ever get good enough to be a vet
12:00 <amsy> i hope to go home today
12:00 <Fez> yes
12:00 <amsy> outside would be nice
12:00 <Doodle> yay amsy!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <Doodle> Nikky` is trading cock pics with me
13:00 <Dugnuts> aww
13:00 <Nikky`> I sure am
13:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
13:00 <Doodle> hers is glorious
13:00 <Nikky`> I hope mine measures up
14:00 <Nikky`> I think if I had one i'd always fall asleep holding it.. just coz I can
14:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: GEELONG UP BY 20!!!
14:00 <Nikky`> Yaaaaaaay
14:00 <Doodle> haha
14:00 <Doodle> lag
14:00 <Doodle> fkn
14:00 <Doodle> my cat is sitting on the kitchen bench next to me where he knows he shouldnt be
14:00 <Doodle> staring intently at me
15:00 <Nikky`> With the.. fuck you look in its eyes?
15:00 <Doodle> yes
15:00 <Doodle> he wants to sit on my lap 
15:00 <Nikky`> Then let him om your lap
16:00 <Doodle> then i cant type
16:00 <Nikky`> We won't miss yo
16:00 <Nikky`> haha jk
16:00 <Doodle> i'm getting a laser kb soon so i can type while he is on my lap
16:00 <Nikky`> I will miss you.. don't gooooooooo
16:00 <Doodle> cos i can just type on him
16:00 <TheRon> make that 26
16:00 <Fez> nikkerz
16:00 <Fez> theron
16:00 <Fez> and friends
16:00 <Nikky`> Hey Fezzers
16:00 <Fez> johnson and friends
16:00 <TheRon> fez have you found that ever elusive tri breasted woman?
17:00 <Fez> I havent asked nikky yet
17:00 <Dugnuts> cheeky bugger
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think he just needs to buy a fake boob
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> stick it on some chick he fucks and the dream is complete
18:00 <Nikky`> I was waiting for you to ask me Fez
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <Nikky`> Wb British^Meat
18:00 <Nikky`> wb Loof
18:00 <Loof> ty
19:00 <couleurs> brb amsy
19:00 <Fez> it would be rude to ask nikky
19:00 <StrykerX> Where do you get a laser KB from?
19:00 <British^Meat> thank ye nikkers
19:00 <TheRon> no harm in asking
19:00 <Fez> the shop?
20:00 <Nikky`> rude and I would have to say negatory
20:00 <StrykerX> Thanks for the tip
20:00 <StrykerX> lol
20:00 <StrykerX> I wanna laser KB
20:00 <StrykerX> It'd be epic.
20:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: this guy has to be Pete
20:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av2AWRhB7WQ
20:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Friend Zone Response/Jump on it vs Gangnam Style dance    Uploader: tommync2010 Uploaded: Streamed live on Feb 14, 2013 Duration: 20 Minutes 23 Seconds 
20:00 <Fez> damn
20:00 <Nikky`> I could laser KB on your face StrykerX.. be hot
20:00 <Nikky`> lets do it
20:00 <Fez> theron: still looking.
20:00 <TheRon> damn
21:00 <Fez> I heard nikky is like pizza
21:00 <Nikky`> Please explain
22:00 <StrykerX> Everyone gets a slice?
22:00 <StrykerX> >.>
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Nikky`> haha you cunt
22:00 <Fez> youd have to ask nikky
22:00 <StrykerX> MWA!
22:00 <Nikky`> Still love you tho <3
23:00 <StrykerX> <3
23:00 <TheRon> if you go TheRon you can't go wrong
23:00 <StrykerX> I get my slice so I'm happy
23:00 <StrykerX> :D~
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <Nikky`> lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> signature move ron?
23:00 <Loof> yawn
23:00 <StrykerX> Loofs bored cause the attention isn't on him and his junkie life
23:00 <TheRon> the old michelle and ferret dance
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> stylish!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> and impressive
24:00 <TheRon> it is
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine is my sexy dance
24:00 <TheRon> the last lager waltz?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> gets the guys all the time ;)
25:00 <Loof> how many guys?
25:00 <Nikky`> And me
25:00 <Loof> at a time?
25:00 <StrykerX> Sexy dance?
25:00 <Fez> wanna take a friend look?
25:00 <StrykerX> Vidz or its lies!
25:00 <Fez> loof*
25:00 <Fez> ffs
26:00 <Loof> i bet some women wish they only had more holes
26:00 <TheRon> your woman?
26:00 <nate> wha what:)
27:00 <TheRon> what about the age of reason
27:00 <StrykerX> His woman has plenty of holes
27:00 <StrykerX> Ask the local nightclub.
28:00 <Loof>  /ignore Blarp
28:00 <Loof> well this is fun
28:00 <TheRon> the communal bike?
28:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
28:00 <StrykerX> He'll be back
28:00 <StrykerX> Give him a few min.
34:00 <TheRon> and they could never tear us apart!!!
35:00 <Nikky`> Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
35:00 <Fez> hows gc goin?
35:00 <TheRon> how about those cats
35:00 <TheRon> 17 points the diff
35:00 <Nikky`> We need a win
35:00 <Fez> cat vids?
36:00 <Nikky`> Had a sad start
36:00 <Fez> dont the cats suck?
36:00 <Nikky`> Not suck just, ummm having sad start
36:00 <Nikky`> :P
36:00 <Nikky`> And soon Dugnuts is going to follow Geelong
36:00 <TheRon> he sure is
37:00 <TheRon> if he knows whats good for him
37:00 <Nikky`> None of this rugby business
37:00 <Fez> hows gary playin?
37:00 <Nikky`> Yeah TheRon.. or we shall beat it into him
37:00 <Nikky`> He isn't playing
37:00 <StrykerX> Freo 82, WCE 17.
37:00 <TheRon> yes!
37:00 <StrykerX> WCE are getting pounded like the Bulldogs.
38:00 <Nikky`> brb need to put the beef on
38:00 <TheRon> is that code?
38:00 <StrykerX> It's code for she's gone to strip.
40:00 <Fez> afl and breasts?
41:00 <TheRon> the best
41:00 <Fez> afl and 3 breasts? 
41:00 <TheRon> better
41:00 <Fez> can it be done?
42:00 <Fez> maybe I should ask on craigslist
42:00 <TheRon> why not
42:00 <Fez> I wonder if kate01 is tribreasted
43:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: are you tri breasted?
43:00 <TheRon> fez wants to know
43:00 <Fez> ta. I was waiting for the right moment
46:00 <TheRon> anybody esle stick their pinky out when they drink beer
46:00 <Doodle> i do for everything but i dont drink beer
48:00 <Doodle> i hear Nikky` is having beef tonight
48:00 <Doodle> teehee
48:00 <TheRon> a beef injection
48:00 <Doodle> could be
48:00 <Fez> did we offend kate01?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ron, i wish
49:00 <Nikky`> lol you idiot Doodle
49:00 <Doodle> :P
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> a hawt beef injection!
50:00 <TheRon> BEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!
51:00 <stebie> gimme the beef
51:00 <stebie> <3 Nikky`
51:00 <Nikky`> stebie <3
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight!
52:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna have a good time tonight rock n roll music gonna play all night
52:00 <couleurs> my milkshake brings all teh girls 2 teh town
54:00 <stebie> and they're like, let's FiFa
54:00 <StrykerX> I.. Want to rock'n'roll.. All night....
54:00 <couleurs> did u buy 1 yet stebie 
54:00 <stebie> no, 3
55:00 <couleurs> don't lie 2 me
55:00 <stebie> :<
55:00 <StrykerX> why lie 4
55:00 <couleurs> when u gonna buyed 1
56:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, when stebie... WHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
56:00 <TheRon> yeah bitch
57:00 <TheRon> no pressure
57:00 <Kynetic> stbie buyin me beef?
58:00 <Nikky`> I have the beef
58:00 <Nikky`> keep up
58:00 <Kynetic> is it smokin?
58:00 <couleurs> every1 wants 2 no stebie 
58:00 <Nikky`> yeah
58:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Boston - Smokin'.mp3 (4.73MB 192kbps Stereo 3:26)
58:00 <Nikky`> everyone wants to be stebie
58:00 <nate> stebie hung!
59:00 <TheRon> yes, stevie motlop
59:00 <TheRon> inxs - burn for you
59:00 <Nikky`> Only 9 points tho..what happened to our good lead
59:00 <couleurs> some buddy stop me
59:00 <couleurs> ssssmmooookkiinn''''
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw inxs - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ELh7P2ZtA
00:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: INXS - Mystify Views: 1,777,351   Uploader: inxsofficial Uploaded: Published on Sep 20, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 37 Seconds 
00:00 <Doodle> my stify
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it soft and silky?
01:00 <Doodle> could be
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need perfection
01:00 <Nikky`> ooooh it is
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <TheRon> three breasst is perfection
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
02:00 <Nikky`> You only have two hands
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'd just mystify me
02:00 <Nikky`> One will just be sitting there..waiting
02:00 <Doodle> staring
02:00 <Doodle> judging
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Skirmish> 2 hands AND a mouth. 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there skirmish
03:00 <Skirmish> :)
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> how you doin'?
03:00 <Nikky`> aah yes Skirmish..what was I thinking
04:00 <TheRon> blicavs you legend
04:00 <Fez> bicleavage
05:00 <TheRon> three breast two cleavage
05:00 <Fez> yes please
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm quite happy with my pair now
06:00 <nate> throw fez in the middle of some boobs;l
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> a 3rd would get in the way
06:00 <Fez> how long is the wait on 1 of them ron?
06:00 <Nikky`> I couldn't imagine wearing a bra for all 3 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VU9DjQpvMQ
06:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: INXS - Never Tear Us Apart Views: 5,445,835   Uploader: INXSVEVO Uploaded: Published on Aug 3, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 42 Seconds 
06:00 <nate> fez will hold them
06:00 <TheRon> at the moment i'd fall into a barrell full of nipples and come up sucking my thumb
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <nate> fezzy!
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd prefer cake
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> over a 3rd boob
08:00 <Fez> dry cake?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> moist fez
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
09:00 <TheRon> i got a new senastion in perfect moments
09:00 <Fez> oh good
09:00 <StrykerX> Mmm moist
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> you must love cake as much as I do stry
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
10:00 <Fez> thats what kate calls it
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> moist cake
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
10:00 <Fez> is cake code?
10:00 <TheRon> as much as loof love philipino strange?
10:00 <StrykerX> I really do Kaka
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you bake?
12:00 <TheRon> i can make shortcrust pastry i'm just lazy
12:00 <Fez> is making damper classed ss baking?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> no fez
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> voice ron, wanna bake me a tart?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> caramel one will suffice
13:00 <TheRon> how about i just buy you one
13:00 <TheRon> her name is yolanda
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <Fez> do coles make boob cakes?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw make one, it will be more impressive
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fez, go check it out
14:00 <Immutable> can I get a boob cake?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> foyo' self
14:00 <Fez> nah
14:00 <TheRon> i get my sister in - law to make cakes
15:00 <TheRon> she likes decorating and all that crap
15:00 <Fez> in the shape of boobs?
15:00 <TheRon> if you ask yes!
15:00 <Fez> nice
15:00 <Fez> self portait breast cake
16:00 <TheRon> of me, that would be weird
16:00 <Fez> show the ladies
16:00 <TheRon> the cure - boys don't cry
17:00 <Fez> 'ladies. these are my boobs'
17:00 <TheRon> those ain't bouys
18:00 <Immutable> they're mishaschmidt bf 109s
18:00 <Immutable> ITS THE NAZIS
18:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-3qILKnSrM
20:00 <TheRon> when i look into your eyes i can see a love restrained
21:00 <Immutable> that's the love for myself
21:00 <TheRon> darling when i hold don't you know i feel the same
21:00 <Immutable> penis
21:00 <Fez> schwing?
21:00 <TheRon> and it's hard to hold a candle in the cold november rain
22:00 <Fez> it is if u have no arms
22:00 <Immutable> because of the NAZIS
23:00 <TheRon> the nazi's were just misunderstood
23:00 <Immutable> they could have said nein but they said oh yah
24:00 <Immutable> let us invade ze poland see how that shit goes
24:00 <TheRon> you gonna watch deadline gallipoli?
24:00 <Nikky`> nope
25:00 <TheRon> galliupoli with mel gibson?
26:00 <TheRon> mel gibson was in ballarat recently scouting for locations for his next movie
26:00 <TheRon> in this one jesus doesn't die
27:00 <Nikky`> Slap him again stebie
27:00 <Nikky`> He deserves it
27:00 <slinky_J> mel gibson can go to hell
27:00 <Nikky`> Thank you
27:00 <TheRon> how come nobody get's turkey slapped?
27:00 <Kynetic> now slap me
28:00 <stebie> turkeys are expensive
28:00 <Kynetic> oh yea
28:00 <Kynetic> thats it
28:00 <stebie> damnit, just put some vaporub in my eye D:
28:00 <Nikky`> why
28:00 <slinky_J> i luv stuffing
28:00 <zaim> stebie u horny cunt
29:00 <stebie> Nikky`, it wasn't intentional!
29:00 <stebie> ;) zaim
29:00 <Nikky`> I figured but..still
29:00 <zaim> but still stebie, but still.
29:00 <zaim> is that all you got TheRon?
30:00 <Taco> I have one thing to say, only one thing
30:00 <zaim> plucka duck plucka duck
30:00 <Taco> You're all faggets
30:00 <Taco> bai
30:00 <zaim> i loved seein that duck on a bad day and he flipped out breaking shit
31:00 <zaim> the cash cow is a chick... so slap me all u want with that lady
31:00 <nate> milk her
31:00 <TheRon> is it really
31:00 <zaim> yeah
32:00 <TheRon> kochie's wife?
32:00 <zaim> 'she must get hot in there' ive heard them say
32:00 <zaim> as well as other female references
32:00 <zaim> if it was a guy it would be a bull, too
32:00 <TheRon> damn
33:00 <couleurs> iLLuMiNaNTi ConFiRMeD
33:00 <nate> u do know a cow is a female
33:00 <nate> and a bull is a male
33:00 <Immutable> what is this slap of the turkey?
33:00 <zaim> hi Ana_Ng
34:00 <couleurs> hi Ana_Ng missed u like summa
35:00 <nate> cash bull balls
35:00 <nate> shake the balls money falls out
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Ana_Ng: hows the water balloons?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> oh
37:00 <Moke> cheese 
47:00 <simba> do u want a bear or a twink
49:00 <nate> didnt know what a twink was
49:00 <nate> bears are cute
49:00 <nate> koala bear?
50:00 <couleurs> TheRon the perfect man 4 u nate 
51:00 <nate> is he rich>?
51:00 <nate> buy me some twinks
51:00 <couleurs> rich in songs
53:00 <simba> mate brush up on ur homovernacular
53:00 <couleurs> agreed.
54:00 <Moke> simba
54:00 <Moke> hey man
54:00 <Moke> how r u 
54:00 <Moke> long time no talk
54:00 <couleurs> yer
55:00 <simba> good m8
55:00 <simba> whats happening
55:00 <simba> theron cooks and cleans and loves a good laugh
55:00 <simba> perfect aussie bloke
56:00 <Taco> maybe you should fuck him
56:00 <nate> if only
57:00 <nate> goodnite goodlookas!
01:00 <Immutable> can you dream of a world without rap
02:00 <couleurs> RaP RoCKz
05:00 <couleurs> There is a Japanese game show called Sing If You Can where guys sing karaoke while getting jerked off from behind a curtain.
05:00 <couleurs> i'm going 2 japen asap
09:00 <Immutable> to get jerked off by an ugly japanese woman?
09:00 <couleurs> wut
09:00 <couleurs> they not ugly!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <faux> Hahahahaah
10:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD8A5N9doG4
10:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A Japanese Karaoke Show With A Twist Views: 95,964   Uploader: MyFavoriteHDVideos Uploaded: Published on Apr 16, 2015 Duration: 23 Minutes 16 Seconds 
10:00 <couleurs> holy shit this is the best thing ever
12:00 <couleurs> lmaoooo
13:00 <couleurs> hahahah that guy looks like super mario irl
14:00 <Immutable> maybe when you're asian asian chicks aren't ugly
15:00 <couleurs> wut
17:00 <Immutable> or just ugly in general
17:00 <Immutable> sigh
17:00 <couleurs> wut
17:00 <couleurs> get out
18:00 <couleurs> bit racist m8
19:00 <simba> agreed
24:00 <Immutable> racism is banned
26:00 <Immutable> alright I'll shutup
27:00 <slinky_J>   oh and i was going to make a joke about asian women and bananas
27:00 <slinky_J> :(
29:00 <TokenDaRing> hey slinky_J
29:00 <simba> an asian woman and a banana walk into a bar
31:00 <slinky_J> sup
32:00 <couleurs> an asian woman and a banana drive into a bar
33:00 <Moke> lool
33:00 <Moke> and they cumk
34:00 <Moke> cum in an asshole
35:00 <Nikky`> Ok that dinner was delightful
37:00 <couleurs> np
38:00 <norti> so you did,nt have to cook it Nikky` lololololol
39:00 <Nikky`> No, I actually cooked it
39:00 <norti> oh ok :)
39:00 <Nikky`> Sun is the day I try and make an effort, most times anyhow. Sometimes its eggs on toast
40:00 <norti> i can relate to that, eggs are quick n easy
40:00 <Nikky`> And yummy
40:00 <norti> that too 
44:00 <Picard> evening
47:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/c4/5e/c45ef1160992c4bb2a01da768701721a.jpg
48:00 <simba> knew it
48:00 <simba> knew it'd be boobies + tatties
49:00 <norti> nice pic to :)
49:00 <norti> tho
49:00 <Skirmish> meh
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <couleurs> yawn
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <StrykerX> Oh right.
49:00 <TokenDaRing> the hospitality work on gumtree is dodgy as hell
49:00 <bonky> Also having a hobby that can bring in money is rather useful
49:00 <TokenDaRing> they always pay under award
49:00 <StrykerX> Airtasker is full of snooty fucks
49:00 <Picard> Skirmish that would be fuck all
49:00 <StrykerX> Who want shit for nothing
49:00 <StrykerX> Oh right.
49:00 <TokenDaRing> the hospitality work on gumtree is dodgy as hell
49:00 <bonky> Also having a hobby that can bring in money is rather useful
49:00 <TokenDaRing> they always pay under award
49:00 <StrykerX> Airtasker is full of snooty fucks
49:00 <Picard> Skirmish that would be fuck all
49:00 <StrykerX> Who want shit for nothing
50:00 <TokenDaRing> always want you to work "free trials" for unskilled jobs
50:00 <StrykerX> Someone wanted something transported from Sydney to Melbourne
50:00 <couleurs> y sell 4
50:00 <StrykerX> Was willing to pay $50
50:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
50:00 <StrykerX> :/
50:00 <under> couleurs: i don't ever play ps4 :(
50:00 <Skirmish> What Picard? 
50:00 <StrykerX> 840km drive for $50?
50:00 <TokenDaRing> is Picard talking?
50:00 <Picard> $400 to drive the car back from sydney
50:00 <StrykerX> Was it stolen, Picard?
50:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm guessing it's something worthless that adds in no way to the conversation
50:00 <StrykerX> lol TokenDaRing 
50:00 <TokenDaRing> always want you to work "free trials" for unskilled jobs
50:00 <StrykerX> Someone wanted something transported from Sydney to Melbourne
50:00 <couleurs> y sell 4
50:00 <StrykerX> Was willing to pay $50
50:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
50:00 <StrykerX> :/
50:00 <under> couleurs: i don't ever play ps4 :(
50:00 <Skirmish> What Picard? 
50:00 <StrykerX> 840km drive for $50?
50:00 <TokenDaRing> is Picard talking?
50:00 <Picard> $400 to drive the car back from sydney
50:00 <StrykerX> Was it stolen, Picard?
50:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm guessing it's something worthless that adds in no way to the conversation
50:00 <StrykerX> lol TokenDaRing 
51:00 <Picard> StrykerX im talking to Skirmish
51:00 <Skirmish> Untaxed easy money to drive a few hours? You've been licking the tip of your dick for too long picard. 
51:00 <bonky> I was paid to drive a car from Adelaide to Melbourne, but yes it was $500 cash in hand as opposed to being completely screwed over.
51:00 <Picard> few hours?
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: that's too flexible for Picard
51:00 <TokenDaRing> no way he can bend over that much flab
51:00 <Skirmish> Sydney to Newcastle is less than 2 hours. 
51:00 <Picard> StrykerX im talking to Skirmish
51:00 <Skirmish> Untaxed easy money to drive a few hours? You've been licking the tip of your dick for too long picard. 
51:00 <bonky> I was paid to drive a car from Adelaide to Melbourne, but yes it was $500 cash in hand as opposed to being completely screwed over.
51:00 <Picard> few hours?
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: that's too flexible for Picard
51:00 <TokenDaRing> no way he can bend over that much flab
51:00 <Skirmish> Sydney to Newcastle is less than 2 hours. 
52:00 <StrykerX> That's pretty good value
52:00 <Skirmish> Who wants to take my odds that Picard is on google maps right now checking out the distance? 
52:00 <couleurs> get better internet under so we can FiFa 24/7
52:00 <Serenity> be like driving from perth to bunbury
52:00 <Picard> its close to 900ks
52:00 <under> couleurs: lol i have 2mb
52:00 <Skirmish> LOL Picard you clueless halfwit. 
52:00 <Picard> how is that good money?
52:00 <Skirmish> It's less than 250km
52:00 <Serenity> +3999999999999999+
52:00 <Serenity> oops
52:00 <StrykerX> That's pretty good value
52:00 <Skirmish> Who wants to take my odds that Picard is on google maps right now checking out the distance? 
52:00 <couleurs> get better internet under so we can FiFa 24/7
52:00 <Serenity> be like driving from perth to bunbury
52:00 <Picard> its close to 900ks
52:00 <under> couleurs: lol i have 2mb
52:00 <Skirmish> LOL Picard you clueless halfwit. 
52:00 <Picard> how is that good money?
52:00 <Skirmish> It's less than 250km
52:00 <Serenity> +3999999999999999+
52:00 <Serenity> oops
53:00 <Picard> from sydney to meld?
53:00 <couleurs> that sux
53:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Newie to Sydney ain't far at all
53:00 <Picard> melb?
53:00 <StrykerX> 900k's? Between Sydney and Newcastle?
53:00 <Picard> from sydney to meld?
53:00 <couleurs> that sux
53:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Newie to Sydney ain't far at all
53:00 <Picard> melb?
53:00 <StrykerX> 900k's? Between Sydney and Newcastle?
57:00 <Loof> this weather is fucking putrid
59:00 <simba> dude go easy on God hes doing his best
59:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <Serenity> forever and ever amen
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <simba> 4m3n
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus is my rock and he rolled my sins away...
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh god
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of godly things…. i watched that movie with 
01:00 <Serenity> i have the worst heart burn
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> christian bale
01:00 <Serenity> ugh
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> zantac stat
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> what was it called
02:00 <British^Meat> exodus
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't wanna google….
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah!
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> that
02:00 <norti> was it any good ?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh in parts
03:00 <Loof> 6.2/10
03:00 <Loof> dont think i'll bother
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… it wasn't overly awesome
03:00 <MrMark> Are we all pissed off our faces and naked yet!
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, but feel free to send me cock pic
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
03:00 <Loof> good actor though
04:00 <norti> lolol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… was ok
04:00 <Serenity> the one night i could answer yes to MrMark's question and he wasnt here last night
04:00 <Serenity> you dropped the fucking ball MrMark
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <MrMark> oh geee
05:00 <Loof> to drink or not to drink hmmm
05:00 <MrMark> hmmm
06:00 <British^Meat> Loof sux :P
06:00 <Loof> whatever you boring boring man
06:00 <Loof> who even likes u
06:00 <Immutable> I do
06:00 <Loof> just angry cause your sister loves the black cock and not yours
07:00 <Loof> cmon comeback already
07:00 <Loof> waiting
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> my cats breath smells like cat food
07:00 <Nikky`> I like British^Meat
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> best comeback ever
07:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <Loof> u like everyone nikky u dont count
08:00 <Loof> :P
08:00 <Nikky`> lol
08:00 <Loof> she could have burned me then by saying "well i dont like you"
08:00 <Loof> but she didn't
08:00 <Loof> sigh
09:00 <Serenity> i like British^Meat
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> like is such a strong word for irc
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <Serenity> 'tolerate'
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> your existance does not make me want to vomit
10:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <couleurs> FiFa !
12:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> existence
12:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I knew it looked wrong
12:00 <under> couleurs: lol
12:00 <Loof> mirc needs a spellchecker plugin or some shit
12:00 <simba> Coutinho ho ho
12:00 <under> simba: juventus 2 - lazio 0
13:00 <under> juventus 1 - monaco 0
13:00 <British^Meat> hi Loof
13:00 <simba> LFC  - AVFC ???
13:00 <British^Meat> sorry i was pre-occupied
13:00 <British^Meat> lets do dis
13:00 <under> next match monaco - juventus 
13:00 <Loof> yawn
13:00 <Loof>  /ignore British^Meat 
13:00 <under> we could win the champions league omg
13:00 <Loof> you had your chance
13:00 <British^Meat> well, that was easy
13:00 <British^Meat> its ok Loof, now im on ignore its like slagging u off behind your back
13:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: you too?
14:00 <simba> juve will cos their so italian this year
14:00 <TokenDaRing> Loof seems to ignore al ot of people here
14:00 <British^Meat> he had me on ignore and took me off for some reason
14:00 <simba> theyre
14:00 <British^Meat> because he's mental?
14:00 <simba> stop bein a Skirmish British^Meat
14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> how the fuck did bayern get beat
15:00 <Skirmish> chronic douche bag
15:00 <simba> porto good
15:00 <British^Meat> im done
15:00 <faux> Phew
16:00 <under> simba: couleurs haxball?
17:00 <simba> <couleurs> FiFa !
17:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Portuguese can't play footbal, name one half decent player
17:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> can't think of any
17:00 <under> eusebio
17:00 <under> ronaldo
17:00 <couleurs> good 1
17:00 <under> figo
17:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> fish
17:00 <under> rui costa
17:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> barrel
18:00 <simba> instantly think of ronaldo
19:00 <under> simba: i don't want to use ps4
19:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> they make a good spicey chicken though
19:00 <under> i'm selling it
19:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I'll give them that
20:00 <couleurs> u going 2 play l8er crocodylus_poindexter ?
20:00 <simba> good
20:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> maybe a bit later
20:00 <couleurs> IN YOUR FACE B1
21:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> might be some live EPL on fox soon
21:00 <simba> 10pm 
22:00 <couleurs> who's playen
22:00 <simba> city ham
22:00 <simba> then lpfc
22:00 <simba> @ wembley
22:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> at 10:30
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
23:00 <couleurs> Rock n a Rollen
23:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh 10
23:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i should read
24:00 <simba> 10 in adelaide
24:00 <simba> hi DemonsRun
25:00 <British^Meat> nursnomed
25:00 <couleurs> RaDeLaiDe
25:00 <faux> DID FREMANTLE WIN
26:00 <faux> woah caps
26:00 <Loof> yes
27:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> fox replay everything i can't tell what's live and what's not
27:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> curse you murdoch
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <faux> Yayyy 
27:00 <faux> I got 9/9
27:00 <faux> Excellent 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> congrats
27:00 <simba> u bastard i tipped richmend
28:00 <faux> Hahahaha
28:00 <simba> crocodylus_pontifex if it doesnt say Live: before teh game its not live thats the only way u know
28:00 <simba> i mean i tipped brisbane against rrichmend
28:00 <StrykerX> NOTHING beats a good sound system in the car
28:00 <StrykerX> Ear sex to the maxxxxx
28:00 <faux> sometimes its good being oblivious
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
28:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> a good sound system in a house
28:00 <faux> I hate doof doof douche bags
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i can think of a lot of things that BEAT a good sound system
28:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> a car has shit acoustics
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> same fauxy
29:00 <Picard> fucken NZ dollar is shit atm
29:00 <faux> Didn't match the Aussie dollar like a week ago
29:00 <faux> It*
29:00 <StrykerX> I was in heaven
29:00 <StrykerX> d00f d00f
30:00 <StrykerX> Been yrs since I've done it
30:00 <StrykerX> I felt 23 again
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> croc do you do this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STt9dqPsFTE
30:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wayne's World - Bohemian Rhapsody Views: 475,416   Uploader: loganrobison14 Uploaded:  Oct 28, 2010 Duration: 2 Minutes 4 Seconds 
30:00 <Loof> 10 degrees, ok god fu fu very much
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> who doesn't
30:00 <Picard> 1.01$
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> not i
31:00 <StrykerX> Aussie dollar is pissweak atm
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> too shocked to type
31:00 <Picard> sure is
31:00 <Picard> we are fucked
31:00 <StrykerX> On parity with NZD
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> why shocked?
31:00 <StrykerX> Screaming we're in trouble
31:00 <Loof> never liked queen
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> we're not in trouble
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
32:00 <StrykerX> From an economic view, the signs are there
32:00 <StrykerX> Abbott needs to pull his fucking head in
32:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: but mate, iron and coal
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> righteo
32:00 <Picard> last time we went to nz it was $1.27
32:00 <TokenDaRing> what can go wrong?!?!
32:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, LOL
32:00 <StrykerX> Of course!
32:00 <StrykerX> We have unlimited resources remember
32:00 <Loof> how clever, clubsamwich took my "cockstrangler" and came up with dickchoke, how clever
33:00 <Picard> need someone to buy irona and coal
33:00 <Picard> -a
33:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: and it's not like the iron price has shat itself
33:00 <StrykerX> Not at all
33:00 <clubsamwich> i thought you were the panty thief, Loof 
33:00 <StrykerX> We're in trouble and the lefties think all is fine and dandy
33:00 <StrykerX> I really don't get their mentality.
33:00 <Picard> you know if twiggy,gina and co were smart they would just slow production
33:00 <Skirmish> We're not in trouble. 
33:00 <StrykerX> You'll see. 
33:00 <Loof>  /ignore SuBw00FeR 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish - why bother
33:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: and you have the Tories thinking we're totally fine going the way we are
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly
34:00 <SuBw00FeR> wot
34:00 <Loof> hi shads
34:00 <StrykerX> Yep TokenDaRing
34:00 <Serenity> thats not shads.
34:00 <SuBw00FeR> definitley not.
34:00 <Loof> close enough
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I blame the boat people for the bad economy
34:00 <Picard> lol
34:00 <Skirmish> If we taxed the companies that currently use loopholes to avoid tax in Australia then we would recoup a large percentage of the 'lost income' from mining. 
34:00 <Loof> i blame those marijuana addicts
35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> tax the boat people
35:00 <Picard> our entire tax system is ourdated
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> but, no.. we won't do that
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: not to mention the huge amount of money we give mining companies
35:00 <Picard> out*
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> the boat people
35:00 <TokenDaRing> who are currently cutting back operations
35:00 <Loof> always raping grannies to get their marijuana fixes
35:00 <Loof> it's gotta stop
35:00 <clubsamwich> i blame the fat kids on the dole for the good economy
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> the hundreds upon thousands that are washing a shore croc?
35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> millions
35:00 <StrykerX> We are too dependant on mining
35:00 <Skirmish> We're moving from construction to production with the mines. They don't need the workforce to produce that they needed to construct. I thought people would have understood that. 
35:00 <Immutable> wtf
36:00 <Loof> all boat people are on drugs
36:00 <Loof> it's proven
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah loof
36:00 <SuBw00FeR> damn AustNet has died in off these days ;(
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
36:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, people don't. They just think it'll keep going forever
36:00 <clubsamwich> the tens of billions, katatonic_kate01 
36:00 <Loof> yep lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
36:00 <clubsamwich> if not, trillions
36:00 <StrykerX> Then the job cuts will come
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> millions
36:00 <StrykerX> "But WHY?!"
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i won't say but why
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> we need someone to stop the boats
36:00 <StrykerX> Then dickheads like the CFMEU will shake their weight
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ABBOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> will
37:00 <StrykerX> And cause all sorts of shit
37:00 <SuBw00FeR> abott will
37:00 <SuBw00FeR> cough cough
37:00 <Skirmish> Our country doesn't have a spending problem. We have a revenue issue that is encouraged by the right. 
37:00 <Loof> miniguns fix all
37:00 <clubsamwich> we need a 7 point plan to stop the grannies
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that too
37:00 <StrykerX> Fucking unions.
37:00 <StrykerX> Scum.
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow
37:00 <Immutable> ...
38:00 <Picard> ffs StrykerX shut up, im agreeing with you
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> don't get me started on union scum
38:00 <StrykerX> Picard?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> did they stop the boats
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> no they didn't
38:00 <Immutable> rofl
38:00 <clubsamwich> don't get me started on rebel scum either
38:00 <TokenDaRing> the country is fucked because we banked so heavily on iron and coal
38:00 <Loof> they're all on drugs too
38:00 <Picard> StrykerX> Fucking unions.
38:00 <Immutable> we need a 7 point plan to stop the rebel scum
38:00 <Loof> and dsp
38:00 <StrykerX> Unions have pushed and pushed, killing our manufacturing
38:00 <TokenDaRing> now iron prices are hitting bottom again
38:00 <StrykerX> Industry.
38:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, fucking unions. Those assholes gave us medicare, minimum wage. Fucking cunts! We should all be working for $5 an hour and living in sheds 40 at a time. 
38:00 <TokenDaRing> coal's losing demand
38:00 <StrykerX> Wonder who they'll go after next
38:00 <StrykerX> Probably retail.
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> we should be more like the USA
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes skirmish!
39:00 <StrykerX> Then we will all end up shopping online.
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> minimum what?
39:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish!
39:00 <clubsamwich> we need a 9 point plan to stop the soap scum
39:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: retail in Australia is dead anyway
39:00 <StrykerX> Win!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> and don't ask for any rights you fucking idiot
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> bahaha
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> tips
39:00 <Picard> they have started on hospitality and retail
39:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, true. It needs finishing though
39:00 <TokenDaRing> retail's been dying a slow death for the last ten years
39:00 <StrykerX> Unions will do it for us.
39:00 <StrykerX> They're good at killing shit off.
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts - how fucking dare they
39:00 <Picard> footy grand final public holiday, easter sunday ect
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck yeah
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> unionist cunts
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> how fucking dare they
39:00 <Skirmish> lol Picard is joined in this hysteria. Time for me to find something else to do. 
39:00 <Loof> how dare they want to feed their starving kids, why dont they just eat their kids?
39:00 <Serenity> lol i dont understand union hate
39:00 <Immutable> does anyone actually know what's happening in this country?
40:00 <Picard> unions create job losses
40:00 <TokenDaRing> retail in the 80's and 90's enjoyed the thick cream of the Australia tax
40:00 <StrykerX> For once, I agree with Picard 
40:00 <TokenDaRing> now that there's competition in the market
40:00 <StrykerX> And THAT is saying something.
40:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ unions create job losses.  
40:00 <Serenity> lol..
40:00 <Immutable> Serenity we need a 10 point plan to stop the hate
40:00 <Skirmish> Such extreme ignorance. 
40:00 <TokenDaRing> the current retail models are shitting themselves
40:00 <Doodle> hehe
40:00 <clubsamwich> i don't understand onion hate
40:00 <Doodle> thick cream
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i saw an add today, which told me that cutting down tree was good for the environment 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity - the peeps hating on unions ….. *rolls eyes*
40:00 <StrykerX> Unions were great in the 70's, 80's.
40:00 <StrykerX> They're dated now.
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> very confusing
40:00 <Serenity> yeah no
40:00 <StrykerX> Past it.
40:00 <TokenDaRing> look at Foxtel bitching and moaning about Netflix
41:00 <TokenDaRing> Harvey Norman complaining about online shopping
41:00 <StrykerX> Online competition, TokenDaRing
41:00 <Loof> the ad was probably made by drugfucked union boat people on dsp croc
41:00 <TokenDaRing> how dare our retail and media markets have competition
41:00 <StrykerX> Taking the ability to rort Aussies from them.
41:00 <StrykerX> They don't like it.
41:00 <TokenDaRing> exactly
41:00 <Loof> they all crazy from injecting marijuanas
41:00 <clubsamwich> Greg Norman complaining about green fees
41:00 <Loof> dont listen to them
41:00 <Doodle> hehe
41:00 <Doodle> green fees
41:00 <StrykerX> They push for GST on online sales
41:00 <amsy> harvey norman are shockingly overpriced, who even went there?
42:00 <StrykerX> Even if the govt implemented that, it'd still be way cheaper online.
42:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: and they all want the goverment to make a legislated monopoly for them
42:00 <Doodle> gerry harvey
42:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> unions killed my babt
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> baby
42:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, yup.
42:00 <Skirmish> You dumb cunts complaining about unions that introduced all the basic systems you retards take for granted. So many complaining idiots!!
42:00 <Doodle> AMSY
42:00 <Doodle> are you home yet
42:00 <Serenity> A UNION MEMBER STOLE MY BABY
42:00 <Serenity> rofl
42:00 <TokenDaRing> but when it comes to paying their taxes, oh well nope
42:00 <amsy> no omg :(
42:00 <clubsamwich> gertrude harvey
42:00 <Doodle> :(
42:00 <Doodle> fucking
42:00 <Immutable> we need to have a people tax to fund big business
42:00 <Doodle> i'm going to come round there and neck santa
42:00 <amsy> have to stay longer
42:00 <Immutable> there I said it
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish - save your rage for the bedroom
42:00 <TokenDaRing> don't want to pay tax, but do want goverment protection in the market
43:00 <amsy> at least until tomorrow, maybe longer I DONT KNOW but fml :(
43:00 <Doodle> poor amsypoos
43:00 <Doodle> :(
43:00 <Doodle> h8 hosp
43:00 <Immutable> don't hate
43:00 <Doodle> masturbate
43:00 <Doodle> ?
43:00 <Skirmish> lol I don't have any rage. 
43:00 <clubsamwich> are you sick, amsy?
43:00 <Immutable> relate
44:00 <Doodle> oh
44:00 <Picard> i read somewhere they are going to remove some of the taxes on importing cars
44:00 <Doodle> right
44:00 <clubsamwich> Skirmish, calm down ...give me the gun
44:00 <Picard> as manufacturing is fucked
44:00 <Doodle> yeah so i can buy a cadillac Picard
44:00 <Doodle> finally
44:00 <Picard> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, but i'm saying save it anyways
44:00 <StrykerX> Picard, they are. The local euro dealers are fuming
44:00 <StrykerX> Cause it'll mean they can't rort us anymore.
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> because the whole union thing will continue on
45:00 <Picard> u know a ford ranger or holden colorado in thailand cost fuck all, here we pay high 40's for oen
45:00 <Skirmish> The right bash unions, the left bashes big business. 
45:00 <Doodle> foton tunland m8
45:00 <Skirmish> No one makes any ground forward. 
45:00 <Doodle> thats what you want
45:00 <amsy> i am a bit clubsamwich, nothing i cant handle though 
45:00 <amsy> *flex*
45:00 <couleurs> get sum spinach up ya amsy 
45:00 <couleurs> xD
46:00 <Picard> get rid of the unions and you watch unemployment drop 
46:00 <clubsamwich> spinach enema
46:00 <Skirmish> You watch the working poor rise. 
46:00 <Skirmish> Is that a good trade Picard? 
46:00 <Doodle> i'm the working poor
46:00 <Doodle> sometimes i rise
46:00 <amsy> lol 
46:00 <Doodle> if you get what i mean
46:00 <couleurs> i'm the
46:00 <Immutable> me too
47:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
47:00 <Doodle> on special occasions
47:00 <Skirmish> If your answer to unemployment is lower wages and less protections then you need to take your slaves back to the deep south of 1800 America and wait until you get a LOT smarter. 
47:00 <Doodle> yum pastrami
48:00 <clubsamwich> takem' back down to dixie yeeehawww!
48:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
48:00 <Picard> people are over paid
48:00 <Serenity> .....
48:00 <Doodle> people dont agree
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Picard what do you do for a job
48:00 <Skirmish> According to who Picard? 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity - why?
48:00 <Doodle> Picard is prime minister
48:00 <Picard> crocodylus_pontifexi have two small business
49:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha Picard is prime rib minister
49:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> so it's in your best intrest that epeople get paid fuck all
49:00 <Serenity> i just.. dont know
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Skirmish> So assuming he is telling the truth, Picard, an employer decides that people are over paid. 
49:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> so shut the fuck upu you liberal cunt
49:00 <Skirmish> Right. World seems to be working fine. Back to business. 
49:00 <clubsamwich> Serenity, are you trying to decide to wear panties or not?
49:00 <Serenity> yes
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: maybe people wouldn't have to be paid so much if business didn't charge so much overhead on simple shit
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> panties
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> who the fuck calls undies, panties
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's creepy!
50:00 <Picard> lol crocodylus_pontifex
50:00 <StrykerX> Overheads are high due to a couple of reasons. Rent and transport.
50:00 <Loof> i pant for panties
50:00 <clubsamwich> i do, i don't like the word undies, it sounds daggy
50:00 <Picard> im not saying pay people like slaves
50:00 <StrykerX> Kaka, panties is a yank thing.
50:00 <Picard> it just has to work both ways
50:00 <autosepticemia> Guys apparently.
50:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: rent is due to the current pricing situation in property
50:00 <StrykerX> Yup
51:00 <amsy> i find panties sleazy too kate
51:00 <amsy> lmao
51:00 <Skirmish> Picard: As a business owner, surely you realise that if everyone gets paid less, then they have less to spend in small businesses? 
51:00 <Picard> we had staff over the easter weekend who were on close to $50 an hour, these are kids under 18. its a fucking joke
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it is totes sleazy!
51:00 <amsy> like the person who says panties, sniffs them
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: Picard doesn't understand simple economics
51:00 <Doodle> whoah
51:00 <Loof> but isn't there an actual item called pantie liners?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> and why, make peeps work over easter then
51:00 <Doodle> i say panties :/
51:00 <clubsamwich> there used to be a person here who called himself PantyThief - that name still cracks me up
51:00 <StrykerX> Right. Let's clear something up.
51:00 <TokenDaRing> if people have less money, people spend less money in the local economy
51:00 <Skirmish> If you didn't factor public holidays into your business plan Picard BEFORE you opened your doors then you're a dickhead that deserves to go under. 
51:00 <Picard> of course i understand that Skirmish
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you can't afford to pay them…. shut down for a period
52:00 <amsy> lol roodle :(
52:00 <Serenity> so wait a minute
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> if people have less money
52:00 <StrykerX> People are happy for penalities (and I agree with them).. However.. Since the staff are on up to 2.5x the pay.. Would you be happy to pay 2.5x the price of a coffee on that day?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> they tend to spend less
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> um no token
52:00 <Picard> you are aware it is illegal to charge a surcharge on public holidays
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> look at america now
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> in huge debt....
52:00 <Serenity> there are people fighting FOR worse working conditions and pay rates
52:00 <Picard> StrykerX thats my point
52:00 <Serenity> lol...
52:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: Australia's private debt isn't much better
53:00 <Loof> picard is just a pig, dont even bother
53:00 <TokenDaRing> in fact ours per capita is on the level or wrose than US private debt
53:00 <Loof> he'll get his
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
53:00 <clubsamwich> no do bother
53:00 <British^Meat> lol
53:00 <clubsamwich> we need picards, they entertain us
53:00 <TokenDaRing> private debt being debt held by people or business
53:00 <TokenDaRing> not public/government debt
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right token
53:00 <clubsamwich> Picard, do you say panties or undies?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for that enlightening tale 
53:00 <Loof> what
53:00 <Loof> a
53:00 <Loof> tard
54:00 <Skirmish> Why do people keep comparing Australia to other counties 'per capita' when they have 15x our population. 
54:00 <TokenDaRing> but if people are paid less, they have less money to stimulate and spend in the local economy
54:00 <TokenDaRing> so thats less money going to that corner cafe
54:00 <TokenDaRing> or the take away shop
55:00 <clubsamwich> that corner cafe that always burns the toast
55:00 <TokenDaRing> and does shit coffee
55:00 <Serenity> i just cant believe theres people saying we need to pay less
55:00 <clubsamwich> and gets your order wrong 100% of the time
55:00 <Serenity> middle class are already living on the poverty line as it is
55:00 <Serenity> sure lets fuck them some more
56:00 <Skirmish> Australia just came out as the most expensive place to live. It's obvious that a lot of businesses are over charging. 
56:00 <Loof> ban him
56:00 <Picard> bullshit Serenity, middle class do just fine
56:00 <Loof> do your part
56:00 <Serenity> lol sure
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: also our property prices are overinflated as shit due to speculation
56:00 <Picard> they are actually part of the problem
56:00 <TokenDaRing> as well as a few factors that inflate it further
56:00 <Picard> middle class welfare needs to go
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, we need a welfare system
57:00 <Serenity> lol ffs
57:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: welfare is the price you pay to stop poor people from mugging people like Picard as they go home
57:00 <clubsamwich> so it has come to this - people on irc left to fix the country's problems
57:00 <TokenDaRing> so yes we need one
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @club
57:00 <StrykerX> Welfare system is needed
57:00 <StrykerX> Or crime will rocket
57:00 <Picard> why should a household earning $80-90k a year get welfare?
57:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
58:00 <Serenity> thank fuck they have no real say clubsamwich
58:00 <TokenDaRing> if you give people no ability to live, they'll take it
58:00 <TokenDaRing> one way or the other
58:00 <StrykerX> Exactly.
58:00 <clubsamwich> they mug Picard and then they go home, Picard stays where he is - in a garbage can
58:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean, if someone is starving to death, what do they have to lose?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> token, the welfare system was not set up so people don't steal
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> 519 a fortnight isn't much
58:00 <StrykerX>  <Picard> why should a household earning $80-90k a year get welfare? << That is a good question though
58:00 <Serenity> 519 is nothing lol
58:00 <TokenDaRing> I agree
58:00 <TokenDaRing> if you're getting 80-90k a year, you don't need welfare
58:00 <Serenity> what 'welfare' is someone on 80-90k geting
59:00 <Serenity> englighten me
59:00 <Loof> the rich are always the last ones to suffer when a system is collapsing. luckily they're also the ones who'll find it the hardest to live in poverty when money doesn't mean shit any more
59:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't think there's any, Serenity
59:00 <Serenity> there isnt
59:00 <StrykerX> I have no idea Serenity
59:00 <Serenity> i know that for a fact
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> CCB
59:00 <StrykerX> Picard seems to think there is
59:00 <Picard> family tax benefit 
59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Full FTB part B for a single income family when the primary earner is earning 149k a year
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> pfff
59:00 <StrykerX> FTB is fuck all anyway.
59:00 <Serenity> family tax benefit is to bridge the gap. technically its your own money
59:00 <Serenity> its not welfare
59:00 <Serenity> and ccb is given to people on up to 150k everyone gets it
59:00 <Picard> oh please Serenity
59:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: most welfare fraud is actually pensioners not reporting assets when claiming the pension
00:00 <TokenDaRing> i.e assets above and over the family home
00:00 <Skirmish> You have the floor Picard. What welfare do these families get? 
00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> just under $4000 a year 
00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> would make a dif to someone on ISP
00:00 <Doodle> no it isnt, most welfare fraud is people not declaring partners
00:00 <Serenity> dont go please me
00:00 <Doodle> easily
00:00 <Picard> read above
00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> FTB is welfare Serenity
01:00 <StrykerX> Telling Centrelink about partners is a pain
01:00 <Serenity> depends what part you are getting
01:00 <StrykerX> They don't listen
01:00 <Serenity> anyone on 80-90k isnt getting part b
01:00 <Serenity> so no its not
01:00 <StrykerX> Example.. I told Centrelink I was with my ex.. Told them my income.. They fucked it up
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> well
01:00 <StrykerX> Entered we were BOTH on my single income
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> they are
01:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: you can rely on Centrelink to fuck up anything
01:00 <StrykerX> And refused to listen when I told them they were wrong
01:00 <clubsamwich> so then you killed her, right?
01:00 <TokenDaRing> this is why I'm glad my fiancee is working and we just live on her income
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <StrykerX> Sorry, they entered we both earned what I did
02:00 <StrykerX> So 2x the income
02:00 <Loof> we should put everyone on dsp in spazpits where they fight to the death for the amusement of people like picard
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Loof: but you might not survive past the first round
02:00 <Loof> fox could broadcast it
02:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, not might.. He won't. His wife will jump in and bash him too.
02:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahah
03:00 <StrykerX> It'd be 2 on 1
03:00 <Skirmish> B1 vs Loof. 
03:00 <faux> They already have that show
03:00 <Skirmish> Battle to the death.
03:00 <faux> Its called jerry springer
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: Loof vs Chris
03:00 <amsy> my money is on loof
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> @Serenity> anyone on 80-90k isnt getting part b. Part b is based on the lower income earner, currently if the main income earner is unde $150k and the second earner is under 5k they get full part b
03:00 <faux> Same
03:00 <faux> B1 would get knocked out on a windy day
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> 100k from 1 july
03:00 <Serenity> no its not lol
03:00 <amsy> lmao
03:00 <StrykerX> You could sigh and B1 would be knocked out.
03:00 <StrykerX> There's nothing of him.
03:00 <Maurice> How can I scam centrelink so I get something
03:00 <Picard> and why should we subsidise a family with children?
03:00 <Skirmish> B1 is a lazy fuck who creates reasons why he needs to be on DSP. 
04:00 <Skirmish> Any cunt that sits at home and gets a govt loan for a games console needs to just get to work.
04:00 <Serenity> you arent subsidising anything picard
04:00 <Serenity> calm down
04:00 <faux> He either creates reason or is the most unfortunate man alive
04:00 <faux> He has every disease apparnelty 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> maurice, say you're a single mum with a daughter and you don't get enough iron in your diet?
04:00 <Skirmish> E.D.K.T.M
04:00 <faux> wu
04:00 <faux> T
04:00 <Maurice> I AM!
04:00 <Skirmish> faux: He invests hours on google looking up ailments. 
04:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha katatonic_kate01 
04:00 <clubsamwich> i got it
04:00 <Loof> hideous hideous people
05:00 <Loof> wonder what happened to them to make them that way
05:00 <clubsamwich> Maurice, sometimes the wedder
05:00 <stebie> it's the big city
05:00 <Maurice> Single mum with a dawda
05:00 <faux> Weeeee built this city
05:00 <clubsamwich> it's babe, pig in the city
05:00 <amsy> lmao
05:00 <faux> On cock and ballllls
05:00 <Picard> Serenity im not? 
05:00 <amsy> i thought of that ad!!!!!!
05:00 <Picard> i pay taxes so i dispute tht
05:00 <stebie> amsy, i think we all did :P
05:00 <amsy> well actually i really dunno...
05:00 <stebie> thanks katatonic_kate01!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> no probs
06:00 <Picard> <Skirmish> Any cunt that sits at home and gets a govt loan for a games console needs to just get to work.    <---p pmsl
06:00 <faux> What
06:00 <faux> Who did that
06:00 <Loof> <katatonic_kate01> maurice, say you're a single mum with a daughter and you don't get enough iron in your diet? - she should eat her kids then kate, god
06:00 <Serenity> you're supporting the entire country's families are you picard? load of rot. go and check your itemised tax bill everyone got this year
06:00 <stebie> i wish i had enough money for a ps4
06:00 <faux> Ask your bro
06:00 <stebie> then i could play couleurs in FiFa
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: you mean the one that says that the majority of welfare goes to the aged pension?
07:00 <Maurice> stebie, depending on your orgasm giving skills, I could front you some cash
07:00 <Serenity> yes token
07:00 <Serenity> that one
07:00 <Skirmish> stebie: Just google an ailment and go on DSP and get a loan for one. Profit. 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@ maurice
07:00 <TokenDaRing> and less than 10% of welfare goes to unemployment and DSP payments
07:00 <Loof> he literally plays fifa 24/7 stebie, you wouldn't stand a chance
07:00 <Serenity> yup
07:00 <stebie> Maurice, you're backing the wrong horse unfortuately
07:00 <faux> I thought it was reallt difficult for people to get dsp
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> it is
07:00 <faux> How do so many people have it
08:00 <StrykerX> Dodgy doctors
08:00 <TokenDaRing> faux: I don't know how many people are on it
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is a shit load of paper work
08:00 <Maurice> Because made up illnesses or not, they really are totally fucked in the head
08:00 <TokenDaRing> so I can't comment
08:00 <StrykerX> Simple.
08:00 <Loof> b1 shouldn't have it
08:00 <Maurice> They just think theyre pretending
08:00 <TokenDaRing> like, look at Chris
08:00 <TokenDaRing> he really can't work
08:00 <TokenDaRing> he's legit disabled
08:00 <Serenity> how much is dsp
08:00 <Skirmish> Corporate welfare is what you should be doing a song and dance about Picard. But ... because you're bald the sun has melted your tiny brain and you cannot understand REAL social issues beyond those that your local liberal party member told you during a sound byte. 
08:00 <Loof> depends
08:00 <faux> Centrelink told me to apply a few years ago instead of new start so I did and I literally had the biggest panic attack during thr job capacity interview abd I still did't get it
08:00 <faux> Lol
08:00 <StrykerX> $800/fn roughly
08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.centrelink.gov.au/RateEstimatorsWeb/publicUserCombinedStart.do
08:00 <Serenity> how do people live off that?
08:00 <StrykerX> No idea
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> good question serenity
09:00 <StrykerX> Shared housing all their lives I guess
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> how are peeps suppose to live off newstart?
09:00 <Loof> no idea
09:00 <Serenity> no shit kate i couldnt
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> rent privately, in safe affordable housing
09:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: the goverment hopes they can't
09:00 <StrykerX> Newstart is $500ish/fn
09:00 <StrykerX> Even worse.
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> 433
09:00 <Serenity> our rent is literally more than that
09:00 <Loof> safe affordable housing?
09:00 <Loof> where?
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <faux> Loll
09:00 <StrykerX> With rent assitance I mean crocodylus_pontifex 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly - where
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah
09:00 <faux> How much is rent assistance?
10:00 <clubsamwich> you're not supposed to live comfortably on welfare
10:00 <Loof> sweet fuck all
10:00 <Serenity> rent assistance only goes up to a certain amount
10:00 <Serenity> its not even half
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> 100 a fort night i think
10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i thin max ra under ISp law is 120 - 130
10:00 <faux> Wtf
10:00 <Picard> Serenity u live in fantasy land, if my taxes and everyone else that works dont contribute to those on a benefit where does the money come from?
10:00 <StrykerX> When I was on Newstart, I got $550/fn with rent assistance actually.
10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> $140 under familiy assistance legislation
10:00 <couleurs> u guys talking 2 much i'm going 2 play FiFa
10:00 <Serenity> im talking about YOU picard
10:00 <under> stop writing my nick lol
10:00 <Serenity> dont say 'we' like you are responsible for all the welfare recipients in this country
10:00 <faux> change it to something less common then
10:00 <Serenity> youre not
10:00 <faux> Lol
10:00 <clubsamwich> haha under 
11:00 <Serenity> you dont even pay for 1 persons full month of welfare
11:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: picard just has small business owner complex
11:00 <Maurice> I choose to think, if I got benefits, not matter how much, my husbands tax would be paying that
11:00 <Maurice> Not your pathetic bowling ball headed pissy amount
11:00 <StrykerX> Picard pays company tax and gst. No wonder he's annoyed.
11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> my taxes go to roads
11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I like roads
11:00 <TokenDaRing> when I lived in Adelaide I worked in a business support team and the worst people to deal with are small business owners
11:00 <StrykerX> Then income tax.
11:00 <Loof> my taxes go to.. i yeah i dont pay tax MWHAHAHAHAHA
11:00 <Serenity> well he should be annoyed with facts
11:00 <Picard> Serenity i dont
11:00 <Picard> ?
11:00 <TokenDaRing> small business owners pay the least, expect the most and complain when they don't get it straight away
11:00 <Serenity> not made up rubbishj
12:00 <StrykerX> Minimizing small business tax liability is pretty easy
12:00 <Picard> lol TokenDaRing
12:00 <StrykerX> If you have an IQ over 10
12:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of low IQs
12:00 <StrykerX> Sup tisk?
12:00 <faux> Speaking of IQs under 10
12:00 <faux> LOL
12:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: it is but must small business owners can hardly balance a budget
12:00 <Doodle> hi
12:00 <under> fuck
12:00 <faux> dodudndndkd
12:00 <TokenDaRing> most*
12:00 <Picard> of course it is easy, doesnt mean we dont pay tax
12:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha, great minds faux
12:00 <clubsamwich> my taxes go to that blank page that always gets printed at the end of documents in govt departments
12:00 <faux> lolllllllllllll
12:00 <faux> Doodle x
12:00 <Doodle> :)
13:00 <StrykerX> clubsamwich, "This page is intentionally left blank"?
13:00 <TokenDaRing> I really don't think someone like tisk should be in the workforce though
13:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> so many of those blank pages
13:00 <Serenity> im willing to bet Maurice's household pays more tax than anyone here and even they arent responsible for one full persons welfare. its minute
13:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> thanks clubsamwich
13:00 <TokenDaRing> he'd be a liability to other workers
13:00 <clubsamwich> StrykerX, yeah sure those too
13:00 <Maurice> Our household taxes don't even pay me welfare >.<
13:00 <StrykerX> I mean, fuck.. I'm a contractor. Even I can get my tax bill down to fuck all
13:00 <clubsamwich> don't mention it, croc ..just doing my part
13:00 <Doodle> i'm a hitman
14:00 <StrykerX> Sure, you pay a little still
14:00 <StrykerX> Everyone who works does
14:00 <clubsamwich> agent 47?
14:00 <Doodle> cash in hand m8
14:00 <StrykerX> I actually saw an article the other day where the govt was suggesting taxing welfare.
14:00 <Maurice> Doodle, do you hit people up with orgasms
14:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: if you buy something you're paying tax
14:00 <Doodle> would you like one
14:00 <tisk> :^/
14:00 <StrykerX> It made me lol
14:00 <tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/trance-2015
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can choose to pay tex on wefarepayments
15:00 <Maurice> I would like 2
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> tax
15:00 <Serenity> if you buy something you're paying tax. if you drive a car on the road you're paying tax.. if you're using electricity right now you're paying tax
15:00 <StrykerX> Kaka, I mean mandatory
15:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: welfare is under the tax free threshold anyway
15:00 <Maurice> Then I will say 'Please Sir, may I have some more'
15:00 <Serenity> every single person in this country pays tax
15:00 <Maurice> And we'll laugh and laugh and orgasm and laugh
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Doodle> lmaooooo
15:00 <clubsamwich> what if i'm just using electricity for sex?
15:00 <StrykerX> Maurice, you laugh and orgasm?
15:00 <StrykerX> You must be a happy person.
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> use solar power
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonky :D
16:00 <bonky> Come on over baby.. I have electricity.. *clicks tongue and winks*
16:00 <clubsamwich> i will abuse solar power, the little tart
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <bonky> Evening kate
16:00 <TokenDaRing> bonky: I know a guy who said to a girl "Come back to my place, I have cabcharge"
16:00 <Doodle> its more of a gigglegasm
16:00 <StrykerX> They're trying to work out a way to tax solar users too
16:00 <TokenDaRing> so maybe saying you have power might work
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> evening - sup?
16:00 <StrykerX> No idea how that'd work
17:00 <Doodle> kate send us ya cock pic
17:00 <bonky> Definite husband material there Token
17:00 <partay> Picard is a fucking bum. He pays fuck all tax anyway.. Tax on 0 is still 0 
17:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: you know they charge a levy on farmers who have dams right?
17:00 <Picard> ffs people are stupid, this twat on facebook is arguing with me that dan the man paying out the contract for the east west link is money well spent. wtf its momey for getting nothing in return
17:00 <StrykerX> I do now TokenDaRing
17:00 <StrykerX> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, i'm waiting for yours….
17:00 <TokenDaRing> because of the rainwater they're collecting
17:00 <Doodle> you didnt want it
17:00 <TokenDaRing> they get charged for it
17:00 <clubsamwich> kate send us your finest pearl necklace pic
17:00 <stebie> lol Picard, yep
17:00 <StrykerX> Wow..
17:00 <stebie> people are stupid
17:00 <StrykerX> Daniel Andrews is a fuckwit
17:00 <Doodle> i know i am
17:00 <TokenDaRing> so watch the government charge people for the sunlight they collect soon too
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you send me your club
17:00 <StrykerX> Spending up to prove a point
17:00 <StrykerX> :/
17:00 <bonky> Are these girls running some kind of dick pic blackmail ring?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe *winks*
18:00 <stebie> i want solar FIT to be 60-odd cents as it used to be
18:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing farmers have to pay for rain water they collect in dams
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> want in?
18:00 <stebie> not like the 6c or 8c it is now
18:00 <StrykerX> I tried submitting my dick pic.. But I just got laughed out of the ring. :(
18:00 <bonky> lol
18:00 <TokenDaRing> stebie: the power generating companies had a huge whine about that
18:00 <TokenDaRing> hence why it was cut down so low
18:00 <stebie> TokenDaRing, i'd be happy with kwh credits, ie 1:1
19:00 <StrykerX> Wow.. Jaunt was zlined quick
19:00 <stebie> the FIT is a joke
19:00 <TokenDaRing> stebie: that wouldn't be bad at all tbh
19:00 <Picard> it wasnt sustainable at those rates stebie
19:00 <clubsamwich> haha StrykerX 
19:00 <bonky> To the best of my knowledge, I have only taken a couple pictures of my wang and I believe they have hopefully not made it onto the wider internet in one of those gat friendfinder adverts
19:00 <StrykerX> If feed in credits were 1:1, the whole country would get solar panels
19:00 <stebie> Picard, i know
19:00 <bonky> hay&
19:00 <Picard> nothing over the rate of wholesale power prices is sustainable
19:00 <bonky> gay*... damnit
19:00 <StrykerX> And there's be almost no demand on current power generators
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could possibly help you with that bonky?
19:00 <StrykerX> They wouldn't allow this.
19:00 <Picard> FIT should be 20-30cents
19:00 <stebie> StrykerX, maybe, but they'll still make it in the evenings when there's no sun
20:00 <Serenity> zzzzzz
20:00 <bonky> With my inadequate typing and typo correction?
20:00 <stebie> and early mornings
20:00 <StrykerX> Until someone invents a good battery setup, stebie
20:00 <stebie> Picard, that's pretty much the cost per kwh at the moment
20:00 <StrykerX> Then they'd be redundant.
20:00 <Picard> StrykerX the whole ountry should have solar
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah - no problems
20:00 <StrykerX> Problem with solar is the cost of getting the panels in and running.
20:00 <Picard> not in regional areas stebie
21:00 <Picard> StrykerX its fuck all now
21:00 <stebie> StrykerX, there are good battery setups available, but i'm not sure of the legalities of homes in areas classed as 'residence' allowed to go off-grid
21:00 <Picard> 5kw for around $6k
21:00 <partay> StrykerX then who would pay for the poles and wires?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum
21:00 <couleurs> the whole ountry should have FiFa
21:00 <Serenity> my cousins house is solar, they get a cheque every quarter
21:00 <StrykerX> Of course not, stebie. Gotta look after the companies.
21:00 <stebie> ._.
21:00 <bonky> We have the storage solutions already, we're just waiting for the costs to come down
21:00 <StrykerX> partay, if people ran off their own independent setups.. Poles/wires wouldn't be needed.
21:00 <stebie> Serenity, my parents are the same, but i think theirs is a credit
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh?
22:00 <bonky> It will happen with electric vehicles.. some maybe 10-30 years for this country
22:00 <stebie> and it's a small system, too
22:00 <partay> StrykerX nice in theory
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the rest
22:00 <Doodle> fuck electric vehicles
22:00 <StrykerX> Electric or Hybrid?
22:00 <Serenity> yeah different states do different things, here you can chose if you want it as credit or a cheque
22:00 <stebie> annoying thing is batteries would need to be replaced every 3-5 years
22:00 <stebie> that'd be costly
22:00 <StrykerX> Hybrid batteries are stupidly expensive.
22:00 <bonky> Electric vehicles will be our solar storage and overnight supply
22:00 <bonky> Or at least form part of it
22:00 <Doodle> batteries are terrible for the environment to make
22:00 <stebie> hybrid systems are silly as you're still paying $1/day to remain on the grid
22:00 <StrykerX> On your average Camry hybrid, it's around $6k a pop.
22:00 <Doodle> and dispose of
22:00 <stebie> so what's the point
23:00 <StrykerX> stebie, $30/mo vs $130/mo
23:00 <stebie> i don't pay $130/mo
23:00 <StrykerX> You might not but some do.
23:00 <bonky> quitting is all the rage now
23:00 <stebie> true, but then those would be paying a lot more for their battery bank
23:00 <StrykerX> True.
24:00 <Doodle> regardless, hybrids are heavier than their non hybrid counterparts so any fuel saving is almost negligible
24:00 <stebie> and may require a larger solar system
24:00 <clubsamwich> we should do away with the automobile, go back to push bikes and horses and just move around a lot slower
24:00 <StrykerX> Doodle, I beg to differ there.
24:00 <Serenity> oh this should be good
24:00 <bonky> Energy density is still an issue, cell longevity also.. and obviously explosive/flammable cells are something you want to avoid wherever possible
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i want a horse
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i
24:00 <bonky> Lithium Ion is unlikely to be the long term solution
24:00 <Serenity> i want a fucking hover board
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll ride a bike
24:00 <Picard> <@stebie> annoying thing is batteries would need to be replaced every 3-5 years  <---nuh dude, some batteries have a 10 year warranty
24:00 <Serenity> its 2015 already
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES!
25:00 <StrykerX>  <katatonic_kate01> yeah i want a horse
25:00 <StrykerX>  <katatonic_kate01> and i
25:00 <stebie> the problem is the government isn't doing enough to keep prices at a reasonable level
25:00 <StrykerX> I don't like where this is going...
25:00 <Doodle> driving a 500hp/1450kg car at 60km/h uses less fuel than a 120hp/1700kg hybrid at the same speed
25:00 <stebie> i mean $1/day just for them to provide me a connection for electricity is a joke
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> for transportation purposes 
25:00 <clubsamwich> i want a 2 horse drawn chariot
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> one would do me fine
25:00 <stebie> if nothing is on using it, why do i need to pay?
25:00 <faux> Who charges $1 a day
25:00 <Picard> for the poles and wires
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure where i'd keep the horse
26:00 <bonky> In the garage
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah too small
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the body corp. would literally shit a brick
26:00 <stebie> Picard, yeah i'm sure none of the kwh costings goes toward that
26:00 <stebie> ¬_¬
26:00 <StrykerX> But hey.. If you want to compare cars.. When I drove a cab in the city.. I drove a Camry hybrid.. $4 fuel for a 12 hour shift. I did the same kms in the same time in a Statesman on LPG.. Same weight.. $22 fuel.
26:00 <clubsamwich> the polish people and the wires
26:00 <clubsamwich> terrible, Picard 
26:00 <Picard> lol
26:00 <stebie> StrykerX, how long did it take to recharge?
27:00 <stebie> and how many kwh?
27:00 <StrykerX> It didn't.. It was a Hybrid
27:00 <StrykerX> Petrol/Electric.
27:00 <clubsamwich> katatonic_kate01, keep the horse in your horse cave
27:00 <stebie> where did it get its electric power from?
27:00 <StrykerX> It charged when you braked/coasted.
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i could
27:00 <StrykerX> Used force to charge.
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe i'll just use roller blades
27:00 <stebie> oh, that's cool
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> or roller skates
27:00 <StrykerX> Yup
27:00 <Liinda> evening peeps
27:00 <StrykerX> Brake hard = quick charge
27:00 <clubsamwich> or rolling pins
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> evening
27:00 <StrykerX> It was awesome.
27:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda
27:00 <stebie> but surely the batteries would deplete?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> or just roll...
28:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/142464853/hendo-hoverboards-worlds-first-real-hoverboard
28:00 <Liinda> how goes it?
28:00 <bonky> Piggy back rides.. $5 per km
28:00 <stebie> if no external charge is provided
28:00 <clubsamwich> hey Liinda 
28:00 <Picard> it only worked going down hill
28:00 <Doodle> ok thx
28:00 <Serenity> Liinda turn back now while you still can
28:00 <stebie> hey Liinda o/
28:00 <StrykerX> When they got too low.. The petrol engine would fire up and charge it a bit
28:00 <Liinda> lol why sere
28:00 <Liinda> lol why Serenity
28:00 <clubsamwich> Liinda, we're talking about where katatonic_kate01 should store her horse
28:00 <Serenity> its so boring here right now im afraid you might die
28:00 <StrykerX> And it ran on petrol over 60km/h
28:00 <Liinda> in her cupboard, duh
28:00 <bonky> In the spare bedroom
28:00 <Serenity> under the bed
28:00 <Liinda> lol
28:00 <bonky> Under the sink
29:00 <Liinda> is horse the name of her dildo?
29:00 <clubsamwich> with the rest of the dogfood
29:00 <Doodle> looool
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <Doodle> hoss
29:00 <Serenity> loll
29:00 <clubsamwich> yes Liinda, you know her so well
29:00 <Liinda> ;)
29:00 <Serenity> boh
29:00 <Serenity> battery operated horse
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes….my dildo's name is boss
29:00 <couleurs> ya mom's electric
29:00 <Liinda> LMAO
29:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
29:00 <Doodle> couleurs mum is erectric
29:00 <bonky> Is it a hitachi?
29:00 <stebie> harro
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
29:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
29:00 <stebie> ^_-
30:00 <clubsamwich> she calls her dildo SeaBiscuit
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <Liinda> lol stebie
30:00 <Doodle> haha
30:00 <Liinda> lol
30:00 <Liinda> better than Soggy Biscuit
30:00 <Doodle> :o
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> gags
30:00 <Doodle> Liinda!
30:00 <stebie> that's after she's done
30:00 <Liinda> Doodle!
30:00 <bonky> I'm sorry.. was that your biscuit?
30:00 <Doodle> filth
30:00 <Serenity> mm soggy biscuits
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i want…. the dragon dildo that fake jizzes
30:00 <Serenity> now i want a vanilla slice
30:00 <Doodle> ok
30:00 <Doodle> FUCK
30:00 <Doodle> YOU
30:00 <Serenity> hahahah
30:00 <Liinda> mmm i just had chobani for the first time
30:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i shall find a pic
30:00 <Serenity> thats for sendingthose pics on whatspp
31:00 <Serenity> cunt
31:00 <Liinda> popped that cherry and now onto my peanut m&ms
31:00 <stebie> Doodle, where have you been? you disappeared or something
31:00 <Doodle> what ones
31:00 <bonky> Fake jizz dildo?.. somes like a cleaning/hygiene nightmare
31:00 <bonky> sounds*
31:00 <Serenity> the green ones
31:00 <Serenity> one*
31:00 <amsy> a snot block
31:00 <Doodle> just having a break stebie
31:00 <Doodle> oh the choof
31:00 <Serenity> rob loves snot blocks
31:00 <stebie> waiting for a mate?
31:00 <amsy> mentoo
31:00 <Serenity> almost as much as he loves me
31:00 <amsy> er
31:00 <Doodle> something like that lol
31:00 <amsy> me too
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… not sure what liquid you have to put in it
31:00 <Doodle> i do love snot blocks
31:00 <bonky> Real semen
31:00 <Doodle> gatorade
31:00 <amsy> so hungry
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> like… pirates
31:00 <bonky> Hope it warms it up.. or else.. *shudder*
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ gatorade
32:00 <Doodle> aw poor amsy :(
32:00 <Liinda> eat something amsy!
32:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01 fill it up with custard
32:00 <Doodle> or egg nog
32:00 <bonky> Jack daniels
32:00 <Serenity> i would shower in grape gatorade
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://bad-dragon.com/products/lilcockatrice
32:00 <amsy> dont really want to :/
32:00 <StrykerX> Get ya hubby to jizz into the filler
32:00 <clubsamwich> with the fake jizz dildo do you get all upset at the dildo complaining that you're not on the pill? is that part of the fantasy?
32:00 <StrykerX> Go for the real experience
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> 0,1All Lil’ Squirts include a complimentary syringe, but do not include a bottle of cumlube. Keep this in mind when placing your order!
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh "cumlube"
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> different unusual
33:00 <Doodle> they spelt custard wrong
33:00 <Liinda> LOL
33:00 <bonky> I'm all out of cumlube
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> best you make some more then !
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> or buy it
33:00 <Liinda> ive never used lube
33:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha Doodle 
33:00 <bonky> Give me 12 hours or so
33:00 <partay> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Doodle> Liinda
33:00 <Doodle> swing by
33:00 <Liinda> Doodle
33:00 <partay> i bet Picard has one of those
33:00 <Liinda> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd want more than a tea spoon
33:00 <StrykerX> Picard has cumlubs
33:00 <Liinda> And then?
33:00 <Picard> partgay wtf are u on about
34:00 <StrykerX> He runs dry these days
34:00 <Serenity> is that supposed ot look like an actual dragons cock
34:00 <Doodle> and i'll use some on you
34:00 <StrykerX> Old age has taken its toll.
34:00 <clubsamwich> Picard is in his cumlab right now
34:00 <Liinda> I dont need any Doodle ;)
34:00 <Doodle> yes sezz
34:00 <Doodle> from an actual dragon
34:00 <Doodle> .
34:00 <clubsamwich> cooking up some cumlube
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> who wants a beige dragon dildo
34:00 <Doodle> i might need some Liinda
34:00 <Doodle> ;)
34:00 <Serenity> WELL IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE A MANS COCK
34:00 <Serenity> ROBERT
34:00 <Liinda> lol
34:00 <Picard> my cum is just fine thanks for the concern
34:00 <Doodle> DRAGONS ARENT REAL YOU KNOW
34:00 <Liinda> hai picardo
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
34:00 <Picard> Liinda hello hun
34:00 <Serenity> no really?????
34:00 <bonky> Do dragon penises really look like that?
34:00 <Doodle> so i hear
34:00 <clubsamwich> they make dildos to look like a dogs dick
34:00 <Doodle> :/
34:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <Doodle> jesus
35:00 <Doodle> i'm going
35:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, it's whack 
35:00 <Doodle> weirdos
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://bad-dragon.com/products/lilseadragon
35:00 <StrykerX> Doodle saw dogs dick and has to go
35:00 <StrykerX> Fapfapfap?
35:00 <Doodle> dont be revolting
35:00 <couleurs> i'm a dragen
35:00 <Liinda> i feel sorry for Beige... 
35:00 <bonky> Wait a minute.. it is 4 inches long but only 2.75 inches is usable?
35:00 <Doodle> i'm a dargon my nuts over your forehead
35:00 <Liinda> It doesnt get a special name
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> seadragon 0,1The Lil Seadragon may not measure up in size to his larger genetic relatives, but what he lacks in length he makes up for with enthusiasm. He adores messy and wet playtime, and he's ready and willing to make sure you’re set for your next slippery adventure!
35:00 <bonky> Jibbed I say
36:00 <Doodle> DARGON
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> buy 2
36:00 <clubsamwich> http://www.fetishzone.net/store/animal-dildos-c-423_163/
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and…. um use the cumlube to fuse them together
36:00 <Serenity> you know ive never really sat there and thought to myself.. fuck.. i could go a dragons dong right about now
36:00 <stebie> is uncle george reading our metadata yet?
36:00 <bonky> Four inches long and only one inch thick.. are they butchering baby dragons?
36:00 <stebie> can i ask him to erase today's history?
36:00 <Liinda> dragon is the new horse
37:00 <StrykerX> Yeah.
37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> may not measure up in size to his larger genetic relatives, I'll remeber that for adult friend finder spiel
37:00 <StrykerX> Suddenly 15 people are opening links to dog dildo's
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i take your dock dick dildo and raise you a shark cock https://bad-dragon.com/products/bruce
37:00 <StrykerX> Metadata readers ENJOY
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> dog*
37:00 <Liinda> what about dinosaur cock?
37:00 <stebie> StrykerX, surely that's not on the naughty list....
37:00 <Doodle> dont call me that Liinda
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably on that bad dragon site liinda
37:00 <StrykerX> They're recording anyway
37:00 <StrykerX> And surely someones scanning them
37:00 <stebie> :<
37:00 <Liinda> lol Doodle
38:00 <bonky> Blue whale dildo?
38:00 <Liinda> i reckin trex would have been spewing, his hands couldnt reach it
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> moby dick
38:00 <Doodle> lolol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> there he blows
38:00 <clubsamwich> that shark dildo is what i would imagine the aliens cock would be like
38:00 <Liinda> lollllll
38:00 <Doodle> no wonder he was so angry Liinda
38:00 <StrykerX> Liinda, that's what the lil dinosaurs were for
38:00 <bonky> Gonna need a lot more cumlube
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe it comes in barrels 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> for women over 80?
38:00 <Doodle> barrel-loads?
38:00 <stebie> hi Skirmish
39:00 <stebie> welcome to our abode
39:00 <Skirmish> Hi stebie
39:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> and for whale role play?
39:00 <StrykerX> Barrels for the oldies
39:00 <Skirmish> Thank you for your warm welcome. 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> get me a flipper!
39:00 <StrykerX> Imagine a 000 call
39:00 <stebie> ^_^
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> barrel o fun ! 
39:00 <StrykerX> "I'm drownig in cumlube.. HELP!" "But you're 86!" "STFU and help  me cunt!"
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can also select "firmness" 
40:00 <Liinda> lmao
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> soft, medium, firm, medium firm soft shaft firm base
40:00 <stebie> firmness of what?
40:00 <stebie> oh
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> the shark cock
40:00 <StrykerX> Firm base soft shaft
40:00 <stebie> sounds like trying out beds
40:00 <stebie> :/
40:00 <StrykerX> They're catering for you Picard 
40:00 <simba> shark cum
40:00 <stebie> too many options, which is best for me?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://bad-dragon.com/products/meng
41:00 <clubsamwich> can you get them battered?
41:00 <stebie> lol clubsamwich
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> that looks scary
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ bonky
41:00 <British^Meat> cumsammich
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not just get steel - so you can say you're the man of steel
41:00 <bonky> Don't have no time for this soft cock bullshit
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint no body got time for that
42:00 <faux> sofkok
43:00 <bonky> Another night another wave of inadequacy
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/1094 <--- great stocking stuffer for xmas
43:00 <StrykerX> Steel would be too cold wouldn't it?
44:00 <bonky> Reptilian beast?.. modelled from Tony Abbott?
44:00 <Liinda> i need my stocking stuffed ;)
44:00 <clubsamwich> haha
44:00 <couleurs> i'm bad @ FiFa 2 nite :(
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <Liinda> maybe you need a rest from it couleurs
44:00 <amsy>  i stuff my stockings with legs
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> shape shifting reptilian beast
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> detachable politician heads!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I should suggest that!
45:00 <bonky> And was born in a 3d printer
45:00 <Liinda> lol clubsamwich i have a man but thank you :P
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM!
45:00 <faux> Suggest this 8======D
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> too thin 
45:00 <amsy> lol
45:00 <clubsamwich> Liinda, maybe it's time to go reptile
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Liinda> bahaha mebbe
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> once you've ha reptile you aint going back
45:00 <faux> 8XXXXXXD
45:00 <Liinda> ribbed for your pleasure
45:00 <StrykerX> Why'd you censor it?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, doesn't have the same appeal as once you've had black, you aint going back
45:00 <StrykerX> Oh.
45:00 <bonky> Thank goodness we aren't like dogs.. where it goes in and locks in place
46:00 <faux> I didn't I made it thicker 
46:00 <couleurs> rest this 8==========D
46:00 <Liinda> ouch
46:00 <clubsamwich> once you've had reptile, society doesn't want you back
46:00 <Liinda> lol
46:00 <bonky> Cheating men stuck in their mistresses for hours would be rather hilarious though
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ CLUB!!!!!!
46:00 <Liinda> yeah it would
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah they made a show "cheaters"
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> men get stuck in vans, motels
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> that kinda thing
47:00 <bonky> They lack opposable thumbs for opening doorhandles etc?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> their brain is fixated on vagina, it makes it hard to multi task
47:00 <amelia> my dog jus started herself & woke herself up with her own fart
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <bonky> I thought you said sharted at first
48:00 <amelia> then looks @ me like I fuckin done it
48:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha amelia 
48:00 <faux> Me and your dog have that in common
48:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahahah
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <devo> perfect kind of show for you
48:00 <amelia> startled not started damn it
48:00 <StrykerX> faux, you both shart?
48:00 <faux> Yes
48:00 <StrykerX> That's hot.
48:00 <faux> Hi partay
48:00 <clubsamwich> wat
49:00 <amelia> faux is such a romantic
49:00 <faux> :D
49:00 <StrykerX> No
49:00 <StrykerX> !
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake???
49:00 <amelia> mmmm cake
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> where???
49:00 <Picard> fuck me
49:00 <faux> LOL kate
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
49:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha wheels
49:00 <couleurs> sometimes i'm a dog
50:00 <Picard> where is the old drug fucked cunt?
50:00 <amelia> woah woah woahwa
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you got a mirror?
50:00 <amelia> calm down cranky panties
50:00 <amsy> lmao
50:00 <Picard> im not cranky
50:00 <stebie> sure
50:00 <clubsamwich> ah there ya go, amelia says panties too
50:00 <faux> my leg is itchy but when I scratch it it doesn't help
50:00 <clubsamwich> i'm not alone *phew*
50:00 <Picard> token u are a sick sick man
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> not really a female then!
50:00 <bonky> Amputation is required
50:00 <Picard> boy*
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUSTED
51:00 <faux> Like its like ITCHY ON The inside
51:00 <faux> Wtf
51:00 <amelia> is there any other word
51:00 <Picard> -TokenDaRing- Better go wank over Nikki Webster, you fucking old creep
51:00 <amelia> do people usually use knickers?
51:00 <partay> Picard you sad poor old prick 
51:00 <amelia> it sounds so, young
51:00 <faux> Nikki webster isn't even young anymore wtg
51:00 <faux> Lnao
51:00 <faux> Lmao
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> she has a kid
51:00 <clubsamwich> amelia, faux says undies
51:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing thinks its funny
51:00 <amelia> she will forever be a ranga
51:00 <devo> lol
51:00 <amelia> ohhh undies
51:00 <faux> GO WANK OVER BETTY WHITE YOU FUCKING pedo 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> im googling that
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!!!!!!!!
51:00 <clubsamwich> no wait, katatonic_kate01 says undies
51:00 <partay> http://www.totalsoundrecording.com/zenstore/images/nikki%20webster.jpg
51:00 <clubsamwich> i think
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i say undies
52:00 <faux> I don't say undies
52:00 <clubsamwich> ah i get all the funny people mixed up
52:00 <faux> I say panties usually
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif say panties
52:00 <amelia> PANTIES
52:00 <Picard> lol faux
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits!
52:00 <clubsamwich> thank you faux ...thanks for coming in tonight
52:00 <faux> Omg die
52:00 <devo> LOL
52:00 <bonky> genital smugglers?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> undies darl
52:00 <Picard> i think i love faux
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol ok Tony
52:00 <faux> I just got my hair caught in the fan
52:00 <amelia> undies is so old
52:00 <clubsamwich> amsy says underloons
52:00 <faux> undirs is so bogan
53:00 <amelia> bloomers
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah panties is creepy
53:00 <amelia> kate wears bloomers
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do
53:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
53:00 <amsy> panties sounds creepy
53:00 <StrykerX> Bloomers
53:00 <faux> Like I imagine some Cheryl cunt going AYE DAZ WHERES ME FUKN UNDIES AYE
53:00 <amsy> knickers
53:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> the really high ones that chaff my neck
53:00 <StrykerX> Wow, haven't heard that since I was aroun 8 yrs old
53:00 <amelia> fuckin chezza and her grotty undies
53:00 <amsy> i actually say underwear lol
54:00 <bonky> Panties come from washing lines, vending machines and stranger's laundry baskets
54:00 <clubsamwich> i'll admit panties sounds sleazy, but there's really no other word, undies is so daggy
54:00 <devo> undies is what bogans say
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonky, you'll get a fan club if you talk like that
54:00 <StrykerX> clubsamwich, how about Crotch Warmers
54:00 <StrykerX> ?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, well maybe i'm a bogan
54:00 <partay> faux you dont wear undies or panties
54:00 <bonky> The underpants stealing gnome fanclub?
54:00 <Picard> who is watching Stalker??
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb gotta get me UDL and winnie blues
54:00 <amelia> crotch warmers takes all the fun out of it
54:00 <devo> you are a bogan 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh I like!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> crotch warmers
55:00 <amelia> although I do like to put panties in the dryer whilst I shower so they are nice and warm
55:00 <clubsamwich> StrykerX, crotch warmers is what i use for hands
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> imgonna say that next time in in target
55:00 <faux> There was this chick named kristy who went to the public school next door and she was best mates with one of the girls at my school anyway one day she was looking through Kristy's bag and found her panties all cum crusted and shit so we renamed her krusty
55:00 <StrykerX> lolol
55:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAH
55:00 <amelia> WTF
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> point me to your crotch warmers, kind sir
55:00 <faux> She was a major sluz
55:00 <bonky> Fish basket.. catch of the day
55:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
55:00 <stebie> :\
55:00 <stebie> lol bonky
55:00 <faux> dat crusty lyf
55:00 <clubsamwich> hahahahahahahaha krusty
55:00 <amelia> poor krusty
55:00 <StrykerX> This is a fucked up convo
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> there was a chick in my year who stole undies....
56:00 <Liinda> lol thats gross
56:00 <partay> krusty like picard
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> used to come over, and yeah go through your drawer…...
56:00 <devo> LOL target
56:00 <faux> She followed me on insta the other day and I giggled for like an hour thinking about her grotty knickz
56:00 <devo> what a pov
56:00 <devo> bogan pov
56:00 <stebie> lolwut katatonic_kate01
56:00 <Liinda> "where are they now"
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah….
56:00 <bonky> Who doesn't go through other people's drawers and laundry hamper?
56:00 <stebie> sounds like a friend for life
56:00 <Liinda> >.>
56:00 <stebie> if you can afford enough panties
56:00 <faux> Lol wut k8
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah devo - i'm a pogo cunt for buying my undies at target
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> give a fuck
56:00 <clubsamwich> you girls are so mean to each other
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> povo even*
56:00 <amelia> girls have 3 types of panties
57:00 <amelia> period panties
57:00 <amelia> sexy panties
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like target undies!
57:00 <faux> Who even mentioned target 
57:00 <amelia> and comfy panties
57:00 <faux> Mm period panties
57:00 <bonky> Fear the comfy panties
57:00 <Liinda> haha agreed amelia
57:00 <faux> Up to me neck
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
57:00 <stebie> lol faux
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
57:00 <stebie> :\
57:00 <faux> lmao
57:00 <bonky> If they starting making regular appearances.. you know something isn't right
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> beige! 
57:00 <amsy> haha pogo cunt
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
57:00 <clubsamwich> period panties ...like 1940s, 50s, 60s?
58:00 <amelia> bwahahahahha
58:00 <faux> Ty
58:00 <couleurs> op me
58:00 <faux> loll
58:00 <amelia> yup exactly like that clubby
58:00 <partay> clubsamwich made a period period joke 
58:00 <devo> omg someone got a +
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> mention undies and you get voiced
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> NOTED!
58:00 <clubsamwich> haha
58:00 <devo> life complete
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
58:00 <StrykerX> I'll have to remember this
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> jealous devo
58:00 <StrykerX> Crotch Warmers = Voice!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I WOULD BE!
58:00 <devo> you would
58:00 <stebie> devo is... devo
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, youwould
58:00 <partay> id like to get into faux's panties 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> infinity!
58:00 <clubsamwich> it's nice to be recognized finally
59:00 <devo> id like to get into Dugnuts's ass
59:00 <bonky> To infinity and beyond.. *raises arm*
59:00 <amelia> AHAH
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> great off you go
59:00 <stebie> excelsior!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> in beige undies bonky?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, in these
59:00 <couleurs> thx
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> let me google
00:00 <bonky> kate is googling.. this cannot possibly end well
00:00 <clubsamwich> amelia, do panties move through the types like start comfy then go period?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-02-21-knitunderwear04.jpeg
00:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure WOT that is
00:00 <amelia> if you're not careful, yup
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it's making me lol
01:00 <bonky> What the hell is THAT?
01:00 <clubsamwich> i'll buy 10 pairs of those right now!
01:00 <amelia> kate wtf are those
01:00 <faux> AMSY
01:00 <faux> http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/332e2l/tifu_by_letting_my_friends_chihuahua_dog_get/
01:00 <devo> its what kate wears
01:00 <faux> read this and weep
01:00 <amelia> can you imagine if a guy dropped his pants and rocked out with those
01:00 <bonky> Instant hero?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://provocateur.gr/storage/photos/master/201406/magio02.jpg <--- that'll do bonky
01:00 <amelia> DAMN IT KATE I jus cleared my history and now I gotta do it again
01:00 <bonky> That.. man?.. has a slender waist
02:00 <clubsamwich> hahha
02:00 <amelia> my ex will think I'm into some weird knitted panties fetish
02:00 <clubsamwich> another instant hero
02:00 <clubsamwich> that's good, use that to gas line him
03:00 <bonky> At least it is fire retardant?
03:00 <amsy> lol bb, i read that earlier :'(
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol knitted panties
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ reddit link
04:00 <bonky> Yeah I'm not sure i could pull that one off.. but the other one with the knitted penis sock looks like fun
04:00 <clubsamwich> yeah i want to try it on
04:00 <bonky> A challenge at least
04:00 <clubsamwich> it would feel weird when you got your daily boner though
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> but….
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think the yellow one would look nice
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could add some glitter
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> craft it up a lil… 
06:00 <bonky> I can't really pull off speedos or lycra.. so I don't think wobbling around in that woollen dental floss contraption is going to fly
06:00 <clubsamwich> maybe try pulling them down
06:00 <amelia> no one can pull off lycra
06:00 <bonky> It would be like a rube goldberg machine about to explode at any second
06:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you could try for my lol's
07:00 <ShadowLurker> ok
07:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs kgo
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://imgur.com/a4E4OAE
07:00 <bonky> Do I look like a circus freak or court jester?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> can i temp anyone with a BJ?
08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> hey kk I didn't see you at carcass and napalm last night
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes bonky
08:00 <bonky> I love how you throw it out there.. like you want to buy a round of drinks
08:00 <clubsamwich> is that girl a shark?
08:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUC_jE78FNE
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08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ is that shark girl
08:00 <Serenity> can i tempt anyone to some cheese? maybe a little champagne... bj perhaps?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> *wets pants*
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
09:00 <clubsamwich> ahhhh shark boy!!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> croc - naw you wouldn't see me there
09:00 <bonky> Is that teeth filing or are they preparing for some caps?
09:00 <clubsamwich> i think she's preparing to fit a dragon dildo in her gob
10:00 <Picard> no thanks Serenity
10:00 <amelia> tha fuck is a dragon dildo
10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i went up to at least 30 different last nith asking if they were KK
10:00 <Serenity> in comes picard too late for the joke
10:00 <clubsamwich> i thought you were here for that amelia
10:00 <amelia> picard is the joke
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno - it's weird and worse than snaggle… tooth freaks 
10:00 <clubsamwich> you missed quite an exhibition by our dear kate
10:00 <Picard> amelia hows get fucked sound?
10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> different women
10:00 <amelia> aw no I miss out on everything DAMN IT
10:00 <bonky> We've all had blowjobs.. did you?
10:00 <Picard> u fucking whore ive done nothing to you so stop the shit
11:00 <amelia> ahahahahahah
11:00 <amelia> blood boiling again pic
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> the dragon cock?
11:00 <amelia> calm down cranky panties
11:00 <amelia> who has a dragon cock?
11:00 <amelia> wtf is a dragon cock
11:00 <bonky> I think kate wants one
11:00 <bonky> Can they be supersized?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://i.imgur.com/oXoa4Iy.jpg
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> my night is complete!
11:00 <clubsamwich> self jizzing dragon cocks were the topic
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> new FB profile pic
12:00 <StrykerX> Bit angry there Picard?
12:00 <bonky> Is that a man or a woman?.. or a feman?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> FEMAN
12:00 <amelia> its a horse you idiot
12:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
12:00 <clubsamwich> it's a horse
12:00 <bonky> Oh.. sorry.. I have a horrible affliction where I cannot look above the neckline
12:00 <Picard> only in your dreams 
12:00 <amelia> tis otay, I forgive you bonks
12:00 <TheRiddler> you can get self jizzing cocks of any kind
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you - NO
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <clubsamwich> it's clearly a horse with the body of a man and the hands and suit of a man
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shocked*
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> clearly!
13:00 <bonky> Slender horse
13:00 <TheRiddler> the cock of a horse?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> make up - it does wonders
13:00 <bonky> The balls of a man
13:00 <clubsamwich> with the cock of a dragon
14:00 <doctor> it's an abomination is what it is i tells yer
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> fire breathing dragon
14:00 <clubsamwich> the vagina of a shark
14:00 <bonky> He's comin right for us!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> simply add chilli to the cumlube!
14:00 <bonky> I saw we take off and nuke the site from orbit.. it's the only way to be sure
14:00 <doctor> never in my days would i have thought to even consider having seen such a crime against humanity
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's be good on a dating site, "i have the vagina of the shark" but i don't bite
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'd pull the men
14:00 <clubsamwich> haha bonky 
15:00 <bonky> Are shark vagina's especially desirable?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> only on dating sites
15:00 <doctor> yeah just nuke it all i say, best not to screw with nature like that
15:00 <clubsamwich> and have a pic of it on a plate with a minimum chips
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lordy
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know what would be amazing
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> that unicorn horse / man / woman creature
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> was playing good by horses
16:00 <TheRiddler> I just made creamy mushroom chicken
16:00 <Serenity> what about dolphin dongs
16:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
16:00 <TheRiddler> n rice
16:00 <clubsamwich> yes!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> BEST EVER
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd wet my pants
16:00 <doctor> they look like squid heads
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> on the spot!
16:00 <clubsamwich> goodbye horses, i'm flying over you
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <bonky> Track him/she/it down and make a request!
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i read i just made creamy….. and looked away
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh i will be
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's on my list of things to do
17:00 <bonky> Bucket list?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, something like that
17:00 <clubsamwich> was the chicken still alive when you creamed it?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> save world
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat cake
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> find horse creature
17:00 <bonky> Do feman unihorse
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh ease up tiger 
18:00 <StrykerX> Picard, YSOANGRY?
18:00 <StrykerX> :>
18:00 <clubsamwich> because Picard 
18:00 <clubsamwich> (:
19:00 <StrykerX> True that
19:00 <TokenDaRing> is Picard erupting like a tiny volcano?
19:00 <TokenDaRing> or just dribbling a little?
19:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> the pressures of small business and having to pay penalty rates
19:00 <clubsamwich> erupting like a shaken up bottle of cumlube
19:00 <TokenDaRing> crocodylus_pontifex: I bet you can see the veins on his head throbing
19:00 <StrykerX> He's dribbling a little
19:00 <StrykerX> To match his bladder control loss.
20:00 <bonky> Who's penis is throbbing?
20:00 <StrykerX> Comes with age I hear.
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd like to see veins throbbing else where personally
20:00 <bonky> Wait.. that sounded all wrong
20:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing- you want to get your arse fucked like the bitch you are    <----easy tiger, you're not my type
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: you mean like the veins on Picard's bald head?
20:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, like on an erect cock
21:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: well you won't get that with Picard
21:00 <clubsamwich> women are dirty
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for the heads up
21:00 <StrykerX> LOL
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> I SHOWER !
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> usually twice a day
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> at the very least i'll have a whore's bath
21:00 <simba> water waster
21:00 <clubsamwich> it's from the office, ya know
22:00 <StrykerX> Picard, you've never answered me
22:00 <StrykerX> WHY are you so HOMOPHOBIC?
22:00 <bonky> I can't even remember my last bath
22:00 <StrykerX> It's a bit disturbing.
22:00 <amelia> WHY, Picard, WHY
23:00 <clubsamwich> my last bath was probably a lazy man's shower, sitting down in the shower and putting the plug in
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonky, need a sponge bath?
23:00 <StrykerX> I haven't had a bath in years
23:00 <StrykerX> Showers, daily
23:00 <amelia> jus cover the drain with your tootsies
23:00 <StrykerX> Bath, nope.
23:00 <bonky> While crying and curling up into a little ball?
23:00 <clubsamwich> golden showers?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
23:00 <StrykerX> Cbf with waiting for it fill
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> muahahah haha haw
23:00 <StrykerX> Would you like a golden shower, clubsamwich 
23:00 <StrykerX> ?
23:00 <clubsamwich> yeah i do that at first amelia, but it's not as comfy
23:00 <bonky> I'm not even sure if I would enjoy a sponge bath
23:00 <StrykerX> I'm loaded and ready to go bubz
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes to bonky, not to golden showers
24:00 <bonky> It seems like it would be terribly ticklish and sensual
24:00 <amelia> cover the drain with your botbot
24:00 <StrykerX>  <clubsamwich> golden showers?
24:00 <StrykerX>  <katatonic_kate01> yes
24:00 <StrykerX> Topic material
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO
24:00 <StrykerX> For sure
24:00 <amelia> then get a nice drain imprint on your bum
24:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> taken out of context
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
24:00 <StrykerX> It's IRC.. Sif context is ever relevant.
24:00 <bonky> I already said I'm not really willing to urinate on you
24:00 <bonky> Or anybody for that matter
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> "not really willing"
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> but open to the idea
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah sweet!
25:00 <bonky> Well.. it's kind of the place I would draw the line
25:00 <clubsamwich> i'm not into urination, only the jokes
25:00 <bonky> Anal no.. scat definitely not.. golden showers.. maybe
25:00 <amelia> golden showers yes but anal no?
25:00 <StrykerX> So you deny golden showers Kaka
25:00 <clubsamwich> "not really willing" unless you say so, boss
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah what's with that!
25:00 <StrykerX> But think it's sweet he's open to them?
25:00 <amelia> I would rate golden showers dirtier than anal
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> deny them
25:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> What no anal..are you a homo or something
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… i'mnot like HEY COME PISS on me
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> daily
26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh wait
26:00 <StrykerX> Why not?
26:00 <bonky> Penis smelling like poo?.. yeah that doesn't really work for me
26:00 <StrykerX> Oh so every second day
26:00 <StrykerX> k
26:00 <amelia> ahahahahah
26:00 <amelia> fairy nuff
26:00 <bonky> There's another couple of perfectly good orifces
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude practice safe sex and it's not even an issue!
26:00 <clubsamwich> yeah i would rate anal as optional but golden showers must be a sit down talk about it thing
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <bonky> Great so now I have a condom with traces of poo on it
26:00 <amelia> ohhhh dirty
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you keep them?
26:00 <bonky> I'm sorry but the idea just doesn't work for me
26:00 <StrykerX> Condom with shit on it is better than a shitty dick
27:00 <StrykerX> Just putting it out there.
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
27:00 <StrykerX> Also, you must fuck some really dirty bitches
27:00 <amelia> don't people douche or whatever before anal
27:00 <StrykerX> Just sayin'
27:00 <clubsamwich> it's worse with a condom on, shit clings to the condom not to your cock
27:00 <bonky> What the hell sandwich?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe if the person you're fucking has a massive log up there
27:00 <amelia> oh WOW
28:00 <amelia> gjhgjesigjgs
28:00 <StrykerX> Exactly.. Dirty bitches
28:00 <amelia> yux
28:00 <clubsamwich> it's true, the sphincter kind of wipes you clean on your way out ...sorry to be so graphic and infotaining
28:00 <bonky> Please swab your perfectly clean anus and see what grows on a petri dish.. I guarantee you it is nasty
28:00 <amelia> my botbot is immaculate thank you 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. i've got better things to do than swab my poo 
28:00 <clubsamwich> but i always shower after sex of any sort anyway
29:00 <StrykerX> Like golden showers.
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <bonky> All of our orifices are nasty.. but poo is not something I want to be intimate with
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for the tip club
29:00 <StrykerX> He's trying to get you in
29:00 <StrykerX> Or get in you
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohh
29:00 <StrykerX> Either way
29:00 <clubsamwich> c'mon little fishy...
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> he doesn't have to try that hard
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> *whispers* i like cupcakes
30:00 <clubsamwich> *whispers back* i'm hungry
30:00 <amelia> don't mention food
30:00 <bonky> They're using some kind of secret code
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> *whispers* fucking awesome 
30:00 <amelia> I jus got food out of my head and you mention it again
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> in person, it's just clicks and grunts
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> and possibly a few hand movements 
30:00 <clubsamwich> *whispers* fucking is awesome, agreed
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> *thumbs up* 
31:00 <Serenity> oh are we talking about anal
31:00 <StrykerX> amelia, what'd you have for dinner?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> were
31:00 <bonky> I like to marinade in my own juices after sex... what?.. I am not a monster!
31:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, have been for a while now lol
31:00 <amelia> chicken and steamed vegies :(
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> moisturise ?
31:00 <StrykerX> amelia, sounds good
31:00 <Serenity> im not paying attention
31:00 <StrykerX> Chickennnn :)~
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you stick your pinky out club?
32:00 <bonky> dildo?
32:00 <amelia> mention anal and Serenity's there
32:00 <Serenity> sure am
32:00 <clubsamwich> katatonic_kate01, always
32:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of sex toys do you all have!?
32:00 <amelia> bwahahahhaha
32:00 <TheRiddler> :p
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had chicken satay sticks, steamed veg with some kind of satay sauce  and coconut rice
32:00 <bonky> I have lefty and righty
32:00 <amelia> yummmm
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> was THE best
33:00 <bonky> Sometimes they work together
33:00 <amelia> I love satay
33:00 <TheRiddler> I had a satay pizza last night
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler, i have a baseball bat - it does the job
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> awesome
33:00 <StrykerX> The Social Network is on
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love satay too - well at the moment
33:00 <clubsamwich> who needs a sex toy when you have a cock? it's the best toy of all
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> steamed broc with peanut sauce + rice is like my fave
34:00 <amelia> mmmmmmmmmm
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> a cock - how annoying....
34:00 <clubsamwich> i had pan friend barramundi and roasted vegies
34:00 <clubsamwich> fried
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't they get up at the crack of dawn
35:00 <amelia> YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> pan fried fish - vomit
35:00 <bonky> I always have to think about what I should call it when talking dirty
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have a name for your penis?
35:00 <bonky> Sometimes it sounds lame with you say cock for example
35:00 <amelia> princess fiona
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> so what do you say then
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want to shove my slug in yo' cave
36:00 <Doodle> :o
36:00 <bonky> Maybe I need to pronounce it differently.. emphasise the OH or something
36:00 <clubsamwich> bonky, what else is there that expresses was a cock is?
36:00 <Doodle> i see the topic hasnt changed
36:00 <StrykerX>  <katatonic_kate01> i want to shove my slug in yo' cave << I MUST use this next time I try to get some
36:00 <StrykerX> Without fail.
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
36:00 <bonky> Leopard slug?
36:00 <amelia> cum slinger?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'd be cool
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> a cock with leopard tattoo 
37:00 <StrykerX> I want to shove my cum slinging slug into your cave
37:00 <StrykerX> Or if she's a slut..
37:00 <amelia> ahahaahhahahahahaaha
37:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
37:00 <StrykerX> I want to shove my cum slinging slug into your canyon
37:00 <amelia> gosh that's horrid
37:00 <bonky> I know one thing for sure.. calling it a convex vagina is a mood killer
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
37:00 <bonky> "WE CAN'T BOTH HAVE VAGINAS!"
37:00 <StrykerX> Brb I need to pee now
38:00 <clubsamwich> i can't help but imagine a cartoon slug with a sling that it whips around and then launches 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for sharing
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ club
38:00 <bonky> I like Mr Happy.. but then sometimes he seems a little out of sorts and tired.. so it's not always accurate
38:00 <clubsamwich> what about another word for your tongue?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> once upon a time, it was raining and I was outside with no shoes on (because i'm a bogan) and i stepped on a GIANT leopard slug
39:00 <clubsamwich> if anything is like a slug it's your tongue
39:00 <amelia> you think calling it a cock sounds lame but calling it Mr. Happy doesn't?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> it still makes me cringe now
39:00 <bonky> I ate one when I was in primary school and had to go to the sick bay
39:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
39:00 <bonky> All I remember was constantly gagging
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> emotional eater bonky?
39:00 <clubsamwich> hahahaha
39:00 <amelia> bwahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
40:00 <amelia> why the fuck did you eat it ahahahahaha
40:00 <bonky> So yeah.. that was the momenht I realised I would never cut it as a gay man
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> mr hoover, i ate my… slug
40:00 <clubsamwich> did it sling cum in your mouth, bonky?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUCK
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't talk about it
40:00 <bonky> I was a curious child.. it looked appetising to the untrained eye
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
40:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> what did your parents feed you?
41:00 <clubsamwich> bi curious child?
41:00 <amelia> watchin too much Timone & Pumba
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> are ya achin'
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> '
41:00 <amelia> for some bacon
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> for some bacon
41:00 <amelia> yup yup yup
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yub yub
41:00 <bonky> Mum gave be porridge and lots of brown rice with vegetables etc
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
41:00 <bonky> We were poor
41:00 <clubsamwich> i watched that movie, or first half the other day
41:00 <clubsamwich> still so great
41:00 <amelia> it's my fave movie
41:00 <amelia> EVER
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i see why the slug looked appealing
42:00 <amelia> followed by Aladdin
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> if it helps, my mum gave me carob for easter as a child
42:00 <bonky> I also stuck a deodorant can up my arse out of curiosity.. but that is a whole other story
42:00 <amelia> AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
42:00 <clubsamwich> i was watching it with my little nieces and when akuna matata came on, i said "this is the best song and the rest of the movie isn't worth watching after this song"
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> OK THEN
42:00 <amelia> like that youtube kid who stuck a remote up his as
42:00 <clubsamwich> kid had to learn it someday
42:00 <amelia> ass
42:00 <bonky> Yeah except he was pretending
42:00 <amelia> WAS IT FAKE?
42:00 <amelia> I always wondered
43:00 <bonky> Well he certainly didn't insert it into his anus
43:00 <amelia> but it made me laugh so hard, all of his vids
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo oo that guy who shoved a glass up his arse
43:00 <bonky> Glass up your arse?.. that surely can't end well
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it was a viral vid
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 guy 1 cup
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> something like that
44:00 <amelia> ohhhh I never seen that and I hope I never do
44:00 <clubsamwich> same
44:00 <bonky> Do you usually seek out these things kate?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you'd be fortunate 
44:00 <clubsamwich> we are the lucky ones
44:00 <Loof> the glass broke and he was pulling bloody bits of glass out of his ass
44:00 <Loof> it was lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… naw usually links from friends
44:00 <amelia> who the fuck gets the urge to shove glass cups up yo ass
44:00 <bonky> :\
44:00 <amelia> I get urges to eat chocolate
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh he sat on a glass i think
44:00 <amelia> WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
44:00 <bonky> By accident?
44:00 <amelia> has he not heard of chairs
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently not!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's the internet
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one is 'normal'
45:00 <clubsamwich> so he sits on a glass and instead of going to hospital he goes on youtube
45:00 <amelia> odd mother fuckers
45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> is it one man one cup
45:00 <bonky> I'm not normal??
45:00 <amelia> was it you croc
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> is THAT what it was called croc
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> you saw it too
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew
45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> one man one jug
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
45:00 <amelia> WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah something like that
46:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> amelia
46:00 <bonky> Dial 000 or live stream to youtube?.. tough choice
46:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yes
46:00 <Loof> 1 man 1 *jar*
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i know right
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> it wasn't on youtube
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was on ratemysnuffvideo - under the PG section 
46:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i sw it off someones phone
46:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> never forgot it
47:00 <bonky> Yeah a friend totally sent it to you
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it was pretty epic
47:00 <Loof> there's also 2 girls 1 cup
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <Loof> where they eat cups of poo
47:00 <bonky> You've got it bookmarked don't you kate?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> my bookmarks keep disappearing 
47:00 <clubsamwich> i don't get shit fetish, how do they not get violently ill from eating poo?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh ease up tiger
48:00 <bonky> Maybe they are thoroughly tested before chowing down on their faeces?
48:00 <amelia> people are fucked up
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits 
48:00 <amelia> and vomiting
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> how do you test for that
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> take a dump in yo' mouth 
48:00 <bonky> Faecal sample, blood tests, etc.. maybe?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> and hope for the best
48:00 <amelia> WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> gray tao demi god?
48:00 <amelia> staaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhp
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> pray
48:00 <bonky> A little more stringent than the regular pornstar tests?
48:00 <amelia> so
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> so your saying that some shit is safe to eat
48:00 <amelia> wots your favourite tea
48:00 <amelia> green
48:00 <amelia> chai
48:00 <Loof> black
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> CHAI
49:00 <amelia> earl grey?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> no earl grey tastes weird
49:00 <bonky> I agree.. I'm not eating, licking, sniffing, rimming anybody's poo voluntarily
49:00 <amelia> I like green but with the actual leaves not the tea bag
49:00 <bonky> But some people obviously enjoy it
49:00 <amelia> DAMN IT BONKY
49:00 <bonky> Or will do anything for money
49:00 <amelia> I was trying to subtly change subject
49:00 <clubsamwich> chai at the moment
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> its got bergamot yeah
49:00 <clubsamwich> but i go through phases
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> chai is good too
49:00 <clubsamwich> usually i just like my english breakfast from twinnings
49:00 <bonky> Sorry... I'll shut up and go away now
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it has to be spicy
50:00 <couleurs> the facebook movie is on televisions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <amelia> no you stay but jus tell us your favourite tea flavour
50:00 <clubsamwich> i mean twinings
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like dilmah 
50:00 <Loof> my fav tea tho is coffee
50:00 <amelia> ohhh
50:00 <amelia> coffee soso strong
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i have a fuck load of T2 teas
50:00 <amelia> I'll take a hot choc & marshymellows any day
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, coffee makes me 'racey' 
51:00 <amelia> ohhh T2 soso pricey
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i can use amphetamines and not get a racy feeling…. strange
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, but it's worth it sometimes
51:00 <clubsamwich> like make you wear racey skirts and blouses?
51:00 <Loof> i've never used ampetamines, what's it like?
51:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I like a good green tea...enema
51:00 <amelia> you don't get a racy feeling from amphetamines?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i like the whole process of making tea
51:00 <amelia> do you jus mellow the fuck out
51:00 <tisk> u ping
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> steeping it blah blah.....
51:00 <amelia> maybe you have ADHD
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> steeping it blah blah…..
51:00 <tisk> on meth
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i don't have ADHD
52:00 <tisk> i do
52:00 <tisk> so meth makes me normal
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> duromine, is an amphetamine….
52:00 <tisk> nah i dont smoke that shit
52:00 <amelia> I dunno wot duromine is 
52:00 <tisk> hi amelia
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… i just feel like i have a bit more energy and i can't sleep *twitches*
52:00 <amelia> hurro tisk
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> diet drug
52:00 <amelia> ohhh
53:00 <amelia> is that the one with speed in it
53:00 <amelia> haha
53:00 <amelia> for really fat people
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ease up
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not fat albert 
53:00 <Loof> fat alberta
53:00 <amelia> no I'm bein for real
53:00 <amelia> I thought it was for massively obese people
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's a drug that suppresses yo' appetite 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
53:00 <tisk> lsd was spose to be one of those
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> not massively obease peeps 
53:00 <amelia> ohhh
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> obese 
54:00 <amelia> fairy nuff
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> like, i mean i can't leave the house or fit through the door
54:00 <StrykerX> My doctor suggested duromine
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i wouldn't consider myself massively obese …..
54:00 <bonky> I haven't seen too many overweight people using ice.. coincidence?
54:00 <amelia> I only ask cos I know this really big lady, like massively overweight she would be over a size 30
54:00 <Serenity> dont talk to me about speed
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ bonky
54:00 <StrykerX> Until I told him I struggle to sleep as it is.
54:00 <amelia> and she said she was on em and you had to be pretty big to get em
54:00 <bonky> If only it didn't have so many nasty long term health effects
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, I'm not a size 30
55:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaa
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> muumuu 
55:00 <StrykerX> Kaka, do you roll down the street bub?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> only on wednesdays 
55:00 <StrykerX> I do :')
55:00 <StrykerX> It's easier than walking.
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> thats when the fire truck comes to hose me down
55:00 <StrykerX> Especially if the street is downhill.
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus!
55:00 <tisk> lol
56:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of drugs
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm like a size 18 - 20  
56:00 <StrykerX> Sup tisk?
56:00 <amelia> how do you sleep
56:00 <amelia> on those drugs 
56:00 <amelia> or does it not affect your sleep
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get the husband to choke me
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> so I pass out
56:00 <StrykerX> Not very easy apparently.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
56:00 <amelia> aw wot a thoughtful hubby
56:00 <bonky> So.. you're thick?
56:00 <StrykerX> Thick deluxe
56:00 <StrykerX> :P
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> thick
57:00 <StrykerX> Nah.. Kaka doesn't look big in her pix
57:00 <bonky> Solid and meaty is good
57:00 <StrykerX> Dunno about the clothed pix tho
57:00 <StrykerX> :/
57:00 <bonky> Height obviously impacts perception and proportions
57:00 <tisk> bored
57:00 <tisk> i am skinny as
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm 3'2
58:00 <amelia> I should be a lot fatter with how obsessed with food I am
58:00 <StrykerX> Years of being a junkie does that
58:00 <Loof> i'm so over cooking shows
58:00 <tisk> i used to eat 3 pizzas
58:00 <Loof> way too many of them
58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> my wife
58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_9OpRlvob0
58:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Simpsons - Mamas watching her stories    Uploader: johntompkins79 Uploaded: Published on Nov 29, 2014 Duration: 0 Minutes 8 Seconds 
58:00 <bonky> Wow.. you must look like veruca salt
58:00 <tisk> not put on a kilo
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> fetch my prying pole
59:00 <bonky> lol
59:00 <tisk> when i was like 17 i used eat enough food for 4 ppl a day
59:00 <tisk> dont now days
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> you use ice
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> and forget to eat?
59:00 <tisk> no
59:00 <bonky> By prying pole you mean the cumlube filled dragon dildo right?
59:00 <tisk> i only smoke weed
59:00 <StrykerX> Of course he does
59:00 <StrykerX> Lil junkie
00:00 <amelia> don't be harsh
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> only on tuesdays bonky
00:00 <amelia> you can smoke that shit without bein a junkie
00:00 <StrykerX> Harsh? Maybe. Honest, deffo
00:00 <amelia> yah but still not nice
00:00 <tisk> amelia i had it it makes me sick cough up stuff next day
01:00 <amelia> it's a pretty dirty drug in general
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah meth never hurt no one
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it's a safe drug
01:00 <amelia> bwahaha
01:00 <tisk> lol
01:00 <amelia> I don't think anyone is saying it's safe
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <couleurs> justin timberlake made the facebook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I give it to my kids before school
01:00 <stebie> he did indeed
01:00 <tisk> nice
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> makes them akert
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> alert also
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhhhhh
02:00 <TheRiddler> there's nothing good about meth
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had to watch that meth thing on sbs
02:00 <amelia> kids on ice
02:00 <tisk> lsd is good
02:00 <amelia> I could think of nothing worse
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice ice baby
02:00 <TheRiddler> stfu tisk
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I dose em with heroin when they get home
02:00 <tisk> country vic is full of meth
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> balances out
02:00 <tisk> meth
03:00 <tisk> :/
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it's a balanced diet
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> of drugs
03:00 <amelia> do you keep the dirty needles and re-use em
03:00 <tisk> :\
03:00 <amelia> save $$
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh my god
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> needles
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> YOLO
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what kind of a bad parent do you think I am
04:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> they smoke it
04:00 <amelia> yux
04:00 <amelia> wot a dirty convo
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways…..
04:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: didn't TIsk quit weed?
04:00 <TokenDaRing> again
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i'm an anti vaxer too
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> just a fuckin' well
04:00 <amelia> soooo this has been a great night
04:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing a few times
04:00 <amelia> talkin about periods
05:00 <amelia> poop on penis
05:00 <amelia> shit fetish's
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i missed the period talk!
05:00 <amelia> and heroin
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
05:00 <amelia> ohh and dragon cocks
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> moon cup FTW
05:00 <amelia> ?
05:00 <tisk> i dont know
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> periods
05:00 <tisk> i get disgusted sometimes what i read in here
05:00 <tisk> even if its not me typing it
05:00 <amelia> haha
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> menstruation  
06:00 <Serenity> i kinda wanna try a moon cup
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah can you do it, and give me a review
06:00 <amelia> I feel like I need to watch a disney movie or something
06:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> sounds like a nice ice cream
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw some 13 yr old do it and i was like fuck off
06:00 <amelia> wtf is a moon cup
06:00 <Loof> ?
06:00 <clubsamwich> moon cup for periods
06:00 <amelia> ?
06:00 <clubsamwich> i read about them
06:00 <Loof> we probably shouldn't ask
07:00 <bonky> Is it like some kind of motor race?
07:00 <amelia> on 2nd thoughs
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> not so much ice cream as salsa
07:00 <amelia> thoughts
07:00 <amelia> I think thats my queue to leave
07:00 <amelia> peaceeeeeee
07:00 <clubsamwich> they're like a silicon cup you put up your cooch instead of a tampon
07:00 <Serenity> you made her quit
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.mamamia.com.au/social/mooncup-review-amazon/
07:00 <clubsamwich> yeah and it's late
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> up your cooch lol
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> then you can use it for dip
07:00 <clubsamwich> PEACE
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> win win
07:00 <bonky> Wouldn't a moon cup be for your arsE/
08:00 <Loof> oh god no
08:00 <TheRiddler> you saw a 13yr old put a cup up her vag?
08:00 <Loof> i hope i never see a used one
08:00 <StrykerX> Picard is here?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> 14,15nd size B, for Big Ol’ Bitches like m’self, who have either spawned, or are so old (ie over 30) that they might as well have been poppin’ them out like Duggar Donuts, because their sugar walls are now echoing corridors full of cobwebs and slackness.
09:00 <bonky> Well at least if I ever see one floating in a toilet.. I'll have an idea of what it is
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i didn't see a 13 yr old insert a moon cup
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> on fucking youtube
09:00 <TheRiddler> oh
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you people are disgusting. I'm going to go listen to some prostitute disfigurement
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> rage quit!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 down 59to go
10:00 <Loof> rags quit
10:00 <bonky> Oh okay.. I thought maybe youtube would allow it as a public service announcement or similar grounds
10:00 <bonky> Like all the millions of breast feeding clips of late
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, some young teen does reviewa
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh go look at waxing vids
10:00 <faux> http://www.buzzfeed.com/husseinkesvani/gay-muslims-in-straight-marriages
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> full frontal nudity 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you have to take your top off if you're getting yo' pubes waxed
11:00 <bonky> Of men?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> both
11:00 <faux> What kind of beautician you going to
11:00 <bonky> No wonder the hardcore extremists think we are all evil
11:00 <bonky> I don't even want to see half of this stuff
11:00 <faux> I've never had to take my.top off to get me cunny waxed
11:00 <Loof> same
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly - but you'll find it on youtube
12:00 <bonky> I'll keep my scrotum hair thanks
12:00 <faux> Is it porn
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, its coming into winter
12:00 <faux> Waxing balls would be so fucking painful
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pretty much under the guise of an 'instructional vid'
13:00 <faux> Lol 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's it imgetting one
13:00 <faux> And now, we rub your clit to soften the wax
13:00 <bonky> A scrotum?
14:00 <bonky> It's not exactly the best sounding word is it.. nothing good would ever have a name that sounds like that
15:00 <faux> Strocum
15:00 <bonky> Yeah ahh.. not thanks
15:00 <Loof> i feel like music
16:00 <Loof> cmon vio wake up cunt
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2nIYGujQsQ&index=9&list=PLIAMWrJXPdjxIDzFk2yb4QvdewQldee3B 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok that isn't one… but that dude is creepy
16:00 <Loof> perfect job until a tranny walks in
16:00 <bonky> Every instructional video should be presented by a creepy dude
17:00 <Loof> or some old hag
17:00 <bonky> It's only fitting
17:00 <tisk> food cook yaself
17:00 <tisk> :/
18:00 <Serenity> kate find out how much a moon cup will cost me
18:00 <bonky> He's touching the vagina region with a completely straight face.. he's hiding something!
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> okies
18:00 <Serenity> im on my phone cbf going on computer
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> his erection bonky
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> will do
19:00 <bonky> She needs to fart right now
19:00 <bonky> Riiight.. NOW!
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
19:00 <bonky> Weak
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIHxbYqEajI&list=PLIAMWrJXPdjxIDzFk2yb4QvdewQldee3B&index=7
19:00 <Loof> why look for porn on youtube?
20:00 <Loof> when there's 978987345 porn sites out there?
20:00 <bonky> Kate finds porn no matter where it is hiding
20:00 <Loof> idgi
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> 308
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonky
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> second vid
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> YOU DO NOT NEED TO WEAR A FUCKING BRA TO  WAX
21:00 <bonky> Haha.. almost every other video in that playlist is missing as the user profile was deleted
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:00 <bonky> The hairier types... show us the full bush!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's with the music
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> full bush city limits 
22:00 <bonky> It's to lull you into a false sense of security
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES1
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops caps
22:00 <couleurs> cool video !
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> she has wax everwhere
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> e
22:00 <couleurs> finding vagine on youtube is like finding a needle in a dick stack
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <bonky> Wax?.. I saw ice cubes?
23:00 <couleurs> ZOOM IN
23:00 <bonky> IT'S A TRAP!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> and just insert your fingers here…. it helps with the waxing
23:00 <bonky> Admiral Akbar would be all over this
23:00 <couleurs> y is she wearing so much make up
23:00 <couleurs> and a bra
23:00 <couleurs> !!!!!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah good question
24:00 <bonky> Wow she is a tease
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think she is old
24:00 <bonky> Right after taking her clothes off
24:00 <bonky> She shielded her wigwam with her thigh
24:00 <bonky> And a slutty look
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh wait, with that hair gone, she looks like a spring chicken
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you've gotta coat yo badge with oil
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> VADGE*
24:00 <bonky> Where did the doctor's coat go.. was it a prop?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is laying on it 
25:00 <bonky> She's not licenced for anything!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
25:00 <bonky> Where did the ice cubes go?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> backend....
25:00 <bonky> I want my free money back
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> backend….and if you're heavy set - basically yo' fucked
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> go by your senses 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> this is hilarious 
26:00 <bonky> Is there a blooper reel?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> hope so!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll use the big stick on the back end
26:00 <bonky> She's making it look like hard work
26:00 <bonky> I'd just keep the bush
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> same, too much fuckin' effort
27:00 <couleurs> jesus that's a lot of wax
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
27:00 <bonky> I can't believe I am stairing face first right into a vagina on youtube
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
27:00 <bonky> This world is f*cked
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> it could be worse, she could be 90
28:00 <bonky> I can almost count the hair folicles
28:00 <bonky> Seriously.. bring in the umpire.. this ain't right
28:00 <Loof> i wonder if there are any medical cases of a guy growing pubes all over his dick
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <bonky> Maybe those men that look like werewolves?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll google it
29:00 <bonky> werewolf penis?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm hairy cock
29:00 <Loof> pube covered penis
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh the doctor coat was on after she finished 
30:00 <bonky> first result for me was 'Penis Women Like - Mushroom Penis'
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://hairy-guys-and-big-cocks.tumblr.com/
30:00 <couleurs> hehe looks like she leaking green ooze from her vagina
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> there ya go loof
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
30:00 <couleurs> she's a teenage mutant ninja vagina
30:00 <Loof> fuck you very much :P
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://hairy-guys-and-big-cocks.tumblr.com/post/116804721377 <--- i've fun to conquer your country  
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO @ that pic
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> CUM**
32:00 <bonky> Bloody hell.. she's been playing around with her vagina for like ten minutes.. jibbed no fake orgasm
33:00 <bonky> Umm.. did chewbacca star in any pornos?
33:00 <bonky> Because I came across a picture...
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> share?
34:00 <bonky> mypinkwink... lol
34:00 <bonky> http://i.imgur.com/bEVSQ.jpg
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear lord
35:00 <Loof> he wont help you now, you've gone too far
35:00 <Loof> amen
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity - online around $20 - 30 for ze mooncup
36:00 <Serenity> well thats not bad
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm going to stop talking about genitals, sex and bodily functions 
36:00 <bonky> Can we throw something together with glad wrap?
36:00 <Serenity> its like $6 for a packet of surfboards
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> for perhaps an hour
36:00 <Kynetic> mooncup?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah….. bout that
36:00 <Serenity> pay for its self in a few months
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> grew that
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> TREW
37:00 <bonky> I'd be mortified if blood came out of my nether regions.. must be a bit confronting the first time?
38:00 <Doodle> wut
38:00 <Serenity> its  not like a scene from the shining
38:00 <Doodle> heeeeeeeeres your period
38:00 <Serenity> blood doesnt come gushing out like an elevator
38:00 <bonky> lol
38:00 <Serenity> baha
38:00 <Serenity> well not the first time
39:00 <Loof> how do you get them out? pliars? coathanger?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda like here's johnny 
39:00 <Serenity> get what out
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> but blood, cramps
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunty mood
39:00 <bonky> Dyson?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> its great
39:00 <Loof> the mooncup, how far up does it go?
39:00 <Serenity> lolll
40:00 <Serenity> same as a tampon
40:00 <Loof> oh i see
40:00 <Doodle> oh gross is that that fucking period cup
40:00 <Serenity> theres a cervix there.. its not and endless pit hahah
40:00 <Doodle> weird cunts just use a tampon
40:00 <bonky> Up to the cervix area?
40:00 <Doodle> fuck the environment we wont be here
40:00 <Maurice> Those period cups gross me out
40:00 <Doodle> i reckon
40:00 <Maurice> Like cloth pads
40:00 <bonky> I get told off when I find myself around the cervix
40:00 <Serenity> im gonna buy one
40:00 <Maurice> To use a shotty glass?
40:00 <Kynetic> i dont see whats gross about it
40:00 <Doodle> i get my petrol from the cervix station
41:00 <Maurice> As a*
41:00 <Kynetic> men used to reuse condoms
41:00 <Maurice> Men are gross
41:00 <Maurice> Thats what
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
41:00 <bonky> We did?
41:00 <Loof> and even share them
41:00 <Kynetic> back in the day
41:00 <Maurice> Did you ever reuse or share them?
41:00 <bonky> Just shake it out and she'll be right?
41:00 <bonky> Turn it inside out?
41:00 <Kynetic> Maurice this was before my time
41:00 <Serenity> my period is like a new episode of nightmare on elm st. a moon cup wont make it any more gross
41:00 <Maurice> Exactly, shit has changed
41:00 <Kynetic> i believe they were made of actual rubber and not latex back then as well
41:00 <Maurice> You don't go around sharing condoms or tampons now, sif use a cup
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity
42:00 <Kynetic> why?
42:00 <Loof> originally they were intestines
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> its to save mother earth maurice
42:00 <Doodle> just use a plastic party cup
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
42:00 <Loof> sheep intestine
42:00 <Doodle> jam it in
42:00 <Maurice> Mother earth can eat a dick
42:00 <Kynetic> isnt it only like a few teaspoons of blood anyway?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> won't you think of the trees!
42:00 <Doodle> she'll be right
42:00 <bonky> Styrofoam
42:00 <Maurice> I don't want to be emptying and washing a cup
42:00 <Maurice> Well, not that kind of cup
42:00 <bonky> Shove in a crazy straw while you're at it
42:00 <Doodle> god
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok vampy
43:00 <Kynetic> theres probably a market for menstrual blood
43:00 <Serenity> lollll
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> there probably is
43:00 <bonky> Maybe a valve and some kind of tap?
43:00 <Doodle> sezz
43:00 <Maurice> Like the cloth pads 'hey love, got any washing? Just chuck your work uniforms in the machine with my pads and I'll do a load'
43:00 <Maurice> Hehe load
43:00 <Doodle> why
43:00 <Loof> bet the market is in japan if it is
43:00 <Maurice> People paint with it
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably!
43:00 <Serenity> some people have allergies to things tampons and pads are made from
43:00 <bonky> Yeah.. septic shock can arise
43:00 <bonky> Killed by a tampon is not something you want on your tombstone
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> for leaving it up your moot for like a week
44:00 <Doodle> this conversation is highly inappropriate
44:00 <Maurice> Speaking of that
44:00 <Serenity> why
44:00 <Doodle> cos its gross
44:00 <stebie> yeah
44:00 <Maurice> I knew a girl who was so drug fucked, she forgot she had a tampon on and let her bf bang her
44:00 <Maurice> That involved a drs visit
44:00 <Serenity> its just blood
44:00 <stebie> keep going
44:00 <Maurice> On = in
44:00 <bonky> And uterine lining
44:00 <Doodle> [23:44] <katatonic_kate01> for leaving it up your moot for like a week
44:00 <Doodle> [23:41] <Serenity> my period is like a new episode of nightmare on elm st
44:00 <Serenity> chunks
44:00 <Doodle> ....
44:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
44:00 <Kynetic> this is delightful conversation
44:00 <Kynetic> dont stop pls.
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno, i'll look that up
45:00 <bonky> I dare you to gargle
45:00 <Loof> this isn't putting me off vaginas at all
45:00 <Serenity> i love how uncomfortable our bodies make men
45:00 <Serenity> glorious
45:00 <Doodle> it is for me
45:00 <Kynetic> i think Doodle is just being a big Doodle
45:00 <Maurice> You can't even say the word 'period' near my brother or he goes into meltdown
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Bacteria, most commonly Staphylococcus aureus (staph), causes toxic shock syndrome. It can also be caused by group A streptococcus (strep) bacteria.
45:00 <amsy> yet they want us to drink their cum
45:00 <Doodle> just chuck a strepsil up there she'll be right
45:00 <Serenity> id do it on purpose Maurice
45:00 <Kynetic> i dont mind talking about periods
45:00 <bonky> Granted when you pull out and there is chunky bright red oxygenated blood everywhere.. it is a little disconcerting
45:00 <Maurice> We do
45:00 <Serenity> exactly amsy
45:00 <simba> liver pool liver pool liver pool
46:00 <Kynetic> i even buy my wife supplies with no qualms
46:00 <Maurice> My sister was gonna buy him a packet of tampons for secret santa
46:00 <Doodle> i'm kidding talk about your fucking periods i dont care
46:00 <Doodle> gross heathens
46:00 <Serenity> ill bleed on you
46:00 <Kynetic> lol
46:00 <Doodle> you bloody well will not
46:00 <Loof> if you have periods you're going to hell, it was on fox
46:00 <Serenity> hahahah
46:00 <Maurice> BLOODY
46:00 <Kynetic> a friend of mine once had his flatmate wipe period blood on his face during a heated argument
46:00 <Doodle> :/
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
46:00 <bonky> Are they still flatmates?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Serenity> maurice buy some red gel food colouring
47:00 <Maurice> Housos is on and saying exactly what I say about stupid Melb 'gotta go left to turn right'
47:00 <Kynetic> lol no
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> just lovers
47:00 <Serenity> dip it in
47:00 <Liinda> Night all <3
47:00 <Kynetic> oh youre evil Serenity
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
47:00 <Doodle> ninis
47:00 <Serenity> nights
47:00 <Kynetic> night Liinda
47:00 <Serenity> haha
47:00 <stebie> night Liinda o/
47:00 <Liinda> =)
47:00 <Kynetic> i like how you think
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet bloody dreams
47:00 <stebie> :/
47:00 <Liinda> hehe thanks! <3
47:00 <Doodle> :\
47:00 <Loof> dont let the period bugs bite
47:00 <Kynetic> haha
47:00 <Kynetic> period bugs
47:00 <Doodle> hold me
48:00 <Serenity> ohh do that then freeze it
48:00 <stebie> tight
48:00 <Serenity> put it in his drinj
48:00 <Serenity> drink
48:00 <Serenity> plz
48:00 <Liinda> LOL
48:00 <Liinda> byes
48:00 <Doodle> theyre being feral
48:00 <Kynetic> no no
48:00 <bonky> Can they really synchronise?
48:00 <Kynetic> put it in YOUR DRINK
48:00 <Kynetic> and then TAKE A MOTHERFUCKING SIP WHEN HE NOTICES
48:00 <Serenity> yes bonky
48:00 <bonky> That's terrifying
48:00 <Serenity> lolllllll 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpgYe7mFPeg
48:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sexentzug (Tampon mit Ketchup) Views: 22,045   Uploader: Chares984 Uploaded: Published on Oct 5, 2013 Duration: 1 Minutes 47 Seconds 
48:00 <Maurice> It's not so much a sync up, it's more that the days of the month vary blah blah and eventually they end up at the same time
48:00 <Kynetic> all the while maintaining eye contact with him
49:00 <Serenity> nah they do sync mo
49:00 <Serenity> its pheromones
49:00 <Maurice> That doesn't explain us
49:00 <Maurice> We synced and now we don't
49:00 <Doodle> feralmones
49:00 <Maurice> This makes me sad
49:00 <Serenity> yeah cause i change days
49:00 <Serenity> 28-31 days
49:00 <bonky> Like you change underwear?
50:00 <Kynetic> lara has like a 45 day cycle
50:00 <Serenity> thats ages
50:00 <Dugnuts> ahh yeah, that whole alpha female thing
50:00 <Dugnuts> where all the other women around tend to sync up
50:00 <Kynetic> its crazy how long she goes between periods
50:00 <Doodle> you're all ruining my irc experience
50:00 <bonky> Alpha female?... is this like a final boss or something?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
50:00 <Kynetic> sometimes we start to wonder if she might be pregnant again
50:00 <Dugnuts> nah
50:00 <Serenity> finish herrr
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> boss hog period instigator 
50:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
50:00 <Doodle> faux
50:00 <faux> just watched the waxing vid
50:00 <Doodle> make them stop 
51:00 <faux> And died @ mypinkwink.com
51:00 <Dugnuts> they tested it, they found a woman who has other people in the office and stuff sync up with her
51:00 <Kynetic> wheres this waxing vid
51:00 <Dugnuts> and they took samples of her sweat
51:00 <faux> my pink wink
51:00 <Dugnuts> and made other women smell it
51:00 <faux> Excellent.
51:00 <Dugnuts> like a fresh sample every day
51:00 <Dugnuts> and after 2 months or something
51:00 <Dugnuts> they all synced up to her cycle
51:00 <Dugnuts> crazy
51:00 <Serenity> my friend and i synced
51:00 <Serenity> to the minute
51:00 <Loof> why does it happen?
51:00 <bonky> My god.. imagine a girl's school
51:00 <Dugnuts> who's changed?
51:00 <Dugnuts> yours or hers
52:00 <bonky> Or a nunnery
52:00 <Dugnuts> they think its something to do with pack behaviour
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, working in an all female environment is AWESOME
52:00 <Dugnuts> if all teh women are fertile at once
52:00 <Dugnuts> better chance for kids
52:00 <Kynetic> sounds plausible
52:00 <Serenity> hers Dugnuts
52:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
52:00 <Dugnuts> then you are the alpha!
52:00 <Dugnuts> :P
52:00 <Kynetic> its because she has nice boobs
52:00 <Serenity> it is an animal thing all the women are fertile at once then the babies are born together
52:00 <Serenity> etc
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's because she has a wide set vagina and a heavy flow
53:00 <faux> Lmao
53:00 <Kynetic> more babies born together means more chance of most of them surviving
53:00 <Serenity> PFF
53:00 <bonky> I don't see the signage
53:00 <Serenity> my daughter is not far off getting hers
53:00 <Serenity> i wonder if we will sync
53:00 <Loof> maybe it so guys dont play around with the other women when their partner is on her rags, cause all the women are on their rags?
53:00 <Serenity> no i dont think do loof
53:00 <bonky> That totally explains anal
53:00 <Serenity> its a survival thing for the children
53:00 <bonky> though
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Kynetic> monogamy is not normal in nature
54:00 <Loof> i see
54:00 <faux> You're not normal in natyre
54:00 <faux> and nature
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Kynetic> faux neither are you
54:00 <Kynetic> but i dont sit around pointing it out :P
54:00 <faux> How rude
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah sex at dawn explains it 
54:00 <bonky> I think it's just what works best.. like most things in evolution
54:00 <faux> its cos I'm Arab isn't it
54:00 <Kynetic> no?
54:00 <Doodle> i believe its pronounced kharab
54:00 <faux> Lol..
54:00 <Kynetic> what would that have to do with it
54:00 <bonky> The reason life is here.. is because everything was perfect for it to arise and survive
54:00 <Serenity> woah you're arab?
54:00 <faux> Its a joke 
54:00 <faux> Breathe 
54:00 <Kynetic> arabs are hot.
55:00 <Serenity> plivent hasnt been here to tell us you're arab lately i forgot
55:00 <faux> Lmao
55:00 <faux> He was here before telling me I'm jobless
55:00 <faux> And irc is jobless
55:00 <Serenity> oh right
55:00 <Serenity> LOL
55:00 <Kynetic> faux: are you jobless?
55:00 <Doodle> jerbless
55:00 <Serenity> fucking lame
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohh
55:00 <Kynetic> hang on
55:00 <faux> And everyone is jobless
55:00 <Kynetic> isnt plivent jobless?
55:00 <faux> Except him apparnelty
55:00 <Loof> like plivent has a job
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> his job isto stalk peeps
55:00 <bonky> I don't have a girbil :(
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
56:00 <bonky> gerbil also
56:00 <Serenity> apparently he has some important government job
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
56:00 <Kynetic> dey tuk er gerbs
56:00 <Serenity> and he can make taco police comissioner any time he wants
56:00 <Serenity> LOL
56:00 <faux> I like to think I put effort into my paintings and sell them 
56:00 <bonky> I work for the devil.. I mean Telstra
56:00 <faux> But cos I don't have a 9-5 job
56:00 <faux> I'm jobless
56:00 <Kynetic> oh
56:00 <Kynetic> so plivent is the premier?
56:00 <faux> Kewl
56:00 <Doodle> would make sense
56:00 <Serenity> nah hes more important than that
56:00 <Serenity> hahaha
56:00 <faux> Nah he's the fuckinf prime minister of uganda
56:00 <Doodle> theyre both massive trolls
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <Kynetic> oh btw i meant to say thankyou to victoria from qld
57:00 <bonky> I best get to bed actually.. if I want to continue working for beezelbub
57:00 <Kynetic> for giving qld a bunch of money for work we didnt actually have to do
57:00 <bonky> Night all!
57:00 <Kynetic> cheers guys
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
57:00 <faux> Night
57:00 <Serenity> night bonk
57:00 <faux> I'm off too
57:00 <faux> Bai
57:00 <Kynetic> o/ bonky
57:00 <Kynetic> l8z faux
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn fauxy
57:00 <faux> :*
58:00 <Kynetic> faux just ate a lemon
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Kynetic> thank god SuBw00FeR is back
59:00 <Serenity> i am beautifuulllll no matter what they sayyyyy
59:00 <Kynetic> cos im all about that bass bout that bass... no treble..
59:00 <Kynetic> i have that song stuck in my head :(
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