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00:00 <slinky_J> werd
00:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I dunno what am I going to do?
05:00 <slinky_J> omoh my glob
05:00 <slinky_J> i turned the color down to zero with this movie
05:00 <slinky_J> lewks so noir
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and BACK!
06:00 <slinky_J> Boned
06:00 <slinky_J> James Boned,
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
06:00 <slinky_J> :+}
07:00 <Loof> some people you think are your friends turn out enemies, some people who start out enemies turn out your best friends
08:00 <Loof> life confusing yo
12:00 <slinky_J> Sometimes the silence is just to quiet
13:00 <Loof> fuck anyone who fucks with slinky_J
13:00 <slinky_J> too*
13:00 <Loof> i'm on his side now bitches!!!
13:00 <slinky_J> yeah
14:00 <Loof> fellow broken soul
14:00 <slinky_J> ought to pity my own kin
14:00 <Loof> <3
14:00 <slinky_J> not everything can be fixed ey 
14:00 <slinky_J> <3
14:00 <Loof> everything can man
14:00 <Loof> just need the info
15:00 <slinky_J> maybe improved :P
15:00 <Loof> information solves all
15:00 <Loof> like this beany solves my appearance
21:00 <slinky_J> man
21:00 <slinky_J> what you said the other night
21:00 <slinky_J> classic
22:00 <slinky_J> totally right about some people, you can never change their minds
22:00 <slinky_J> proof don't even matter.
22:00 <couleurs> i'm on you're side 2 boys!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <Loof> might go smash this house up some more
23:00 <slinky_J> yay
23:00 <slinky_J> we got a team going
23:00 <slinky_J> CLS!
24:00 <slinky_J> no no
24:00 <slinky_J> TEAM SIMBA
24:00 <slinky_J> werd
25:00 <slinky_J> well loof quit team simba
25:00 <slinky_J> FUCK YOU
25:00 <couleurs> agreed.
25:00 <slinky_J> couleurs do you think we shouold invite simba to join TEAM SIMBA?
25:00 <slinky_J> we could be teased 4 it :(
25:00 <slinky_J> :P :P
25:00 <slinky_J> aha
26:00 <gdrc> mh?
33:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I am Cornholio
33:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I need some teepees
35:00 <slinky_J> oh man this music is loud
35:00 <slinky_J> shhhhh
35:00 <slinky_J> wb lewf
35:00 <Loof> ty :)
35:00 <slinky_J> wow this mvie ended  so nice
36:00 <slinky_J> i yam so appie
36:00 <HoikeyPoikey> Loof whose house are you smashing?
36:00 <Loof> my wifes
36:00 <HoikeyPoikey> be careful criminal damage??
36:00 <British^Meat> smash your internet Loof
36:00 <Loof> dont care
37:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ola
37:00 <slinky_J> oh shit
37:00 <slinky_J> the moonshine is outthe front
38:00 <slinky_J> it's potato skin n apples
38:00 <HoikeyPoikey> thats some mighty fine hooch bob
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Quiet n shit
43:00 <slinky_J> I'm going to go read a childrens book
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Where's wally?
43:00 <slinky_J> How Sprinkles Caught Pubic Pimples
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Eiw
44:00 <HoikeyPoikey> Where is Waldo? Who the fuck was Waldo?
44:00 <slinky_J> oh superfunhappyslide is back!
44:00 <HoikeyPoikey> wally waldo English Yanks
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yes. Yes she is.
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> How are you mr slinky_J
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol waldo
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> What was his brothers name
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> The evil one
47:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I dunno but we called him Wally yanks called him Waldo
47:00 <HoikeyPoikey> why yanks have to call everything different
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Odlaw!!!
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> It was waldo backwards
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Coz they're yanks
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> And they gotta
49:00 <British^Meat> r u a yanky?
49:00 <Loof> cause they yanks
49:00 <slinky_J> today I am so going to order a seafood pizza with extra tomato paste on the bac
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> No
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Seafood pizza
49:00 <slinky_J> half with bacon on it
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> For reals?
49:00 <slinky_J> yer
50:00 <slinky_J> yeah get like baby octopuss
50:00 <slinky_J> whole
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh wow
50:00 <slinky_J> mm
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Fancy pants
50:00 <HoikeyPoikey> baby octopus now thats some tasty stuff
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Do you eat that pie in peas
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Mushed peas
50:00 <slinky_J> it's probably because the guy that works there has a cousin that works on the docks
51:00 <slinky_J> lolz
51:00 <HoikeyPoikey> but its got to be marinated right
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> The pie or the peas
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm confused
51:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I hate peas
51:00 <slinky_J> great stuff
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> I love peas
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> They're awesome
51:00 <slinky_J> fresh sardines
51:00 <slinky_J> brilliant
51:00 <HoikeyPoikey> sardines yum
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh yum sardines rock
52:00 <slinky_J> we're all on the same page
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> I don't like oysters
52:00 <slinky_J> oh a little slices of calamari in rice flour
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Just sayin.
52:00 <slinky_J> fry for a second
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh yum
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yes but
52:00 <slinky_J> n some vietnamese dippin roll sauce
53:00 <superfunhappyslide> In panko crumbs
53:00 <slinky_J> and bacon
53:00 <slinky_J> thin ass slivers of bacon
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> You're making me hungry
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> :-/
55:00 <slinky_J> rofl
55:00 <slinky_J> the title of this doco on sbs
56:00 <slinky_J> More Sex Please, We're British
56:00 <slinky_J> lol wtf???!!!
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ohh
56:00 <Loof> might go listen to monty python all night
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Well if they brushed their teeth
56:00 <Loof> 40th annevesary and all
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Maybe they would be having more sex
00:00 <HoikeyPoikey> British have bad teeth cos they have no flouride in their water
00:00 <Loof> dont they?
01:00 <HoikeyPoikey> nup
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Idk
01:00 <Loof> fuckers
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's gross
01:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I guess thats what everyones teeth looked like before we put flouride in it
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh actually
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Up in Omeo
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> I met this bush chick lol
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> She had bad teeth coz no flourished
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> I mean fluoride
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Stupid autocorrect
02:00 <Loof> heard flouride causes some health problems tho
02:00 <HoikeyPoikey> yep some say its bad
02:00 <HoikeyPoikey> yet clearly helps teeth
02:00 <Loof> yeah
02:00 <Loof> who knows
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Well
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> We're all gonna die one day
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> I guess
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> May as well have nice teeth
04:00 <slinky_J> oh man
05:00 <slinky_J> i poured pub squash inna big cup filled with ice
05:00 <slinky_J> ground a little salt onto it
05:00 <slinky_J> then a tea spoon of sugar
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> Masterchef
05:00 <slinky_J> stirrrreed that thing
05:00 <slinky_J> man it so good, the salt gives it a bittersweet taste
05:00 <slinky_J> im just stoned
05:00 <HoikeyPoikey> thatll rot your teef ya know
05:00 <slinky_J> and doing stuff
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
06:00 <slinky_J> :P
06:00 <slinky_J> i think i shouold chill out and have a cig
07:00 <slinky_J> oh loof
07:00 <slinky_J> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <slinky_J> smoko anyway.
08:00 <superfunhappyslide> :-/
11:00 <slinky_J> i mixed tea and lemon soda
12:00 <slinky_J> the solo lemon kind
12:00 <slinky_J> with black tea
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nice work
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ice tea
12:00 <slinky_J> probably from pirates.
12:00 <slinky_J> arrh
12:00 <slinky_J> lols
13:00 <slinky_J> ahem!
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> They're cool
46:00 <flee> hmm didnt relize i was here
46:00 <flee> Morning #melbourne
46:00 <flee> just got home from crown casino
47:00 <flee> won 2g
48:00 <flee> hello Marlo
12:00 <Bastardly_One> gah!
15:00 <STINKFIST> hi!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ey
17:00 <STINKFIST> :)
19:00 <Marlo> ugh
20:00 <STINKFIST> yup
20:00 <Marlo> my nail clipper fell down on the floor, went down to get it, happened to glance underneath my computer chair and theres a redback spider
21:00 <Marlo> in a web with eggs
21:00 <Marlo> white cocoon lookin ball things
21:00 <Marlo> so glad i got a fucking can of mortein in the garage
22:00 <STINKFIST> is your PC outside and you're on plastic outdoor furniture?
22:00 <Marlo> nope
23:00 <STINKFIST> then why do you have redbacks under your chair?!
23:00 <Marlo> i dunno, but now im thinkin its cause of me liking to leave my window open all day
23:00 <amsy> D:
23:00 <Marlo> i removed the fly screen ages ago
24:00 <Marlo> i just like it better that way
24:00 <Marlo> redbacks doesnt look so bad though
24:00 <STINKFIST> Amst
24:00 <Marlo> i mean, yes, its poisonous
25:00 <STINKFIST> hah
25:00 <STINKFIST> dildo
25:00 <STINKFIST> me, not you
25:00 <amsy> lol
25:00 <Marlo> but its not as disgusting looking as a hairy large huntsman or wolf spider etc
25:00 <amsy> hey cutie
25:00 <STINKFIST> I was thinking the same thing
25:00 <amsy> haha
26:00 <Maurice> Yeah, redbacks are a tonne of fun
26:00 <Marlo> they look less yucky cuz they dont have hair
26:00 <Marlo> hair on creepy crawlies just really freaks me out
28:00 <Marlo> like a tarantula. that fucking thing sprays its hair onto things as a defense method
28:00 <STINKFIST> seriously though
28:00 <STINKFIST> a redback under your chair is at least a week in the making
28:00 <bonky> Urticating hair
28:00 <Marlo> probably
28:00 <STINKFIST> you've obviously not committed yourself enough to IRC
28:00 <STINKFIST> and its used the lull in chat time to nest
28:00 <Maurice> Try having a wolf spider in your hair, then get back to me
28:00 <Marlo> i havent looked underneath my chair for ages though
28:00 <STINKFIST> better idea
28:00 <STINKFIST> a) have hygiene and don't
29:00 <STINKFIST> or b) walk through a web, have spider on self, slap all parts of body like a dickhead until you feel smoosh
29:00 <Marlo> haha omg that would give me at least a weeks worth of nightmares Maurice
29:00 <Maurice> I did a dance in the supermarket carpark
29:00 <STINKFIST> hah, so B?
29:00 <bonky> That sensation when you walk through a giant web and wonder where the owner is
30:00 <Maurice> I dunno what it was, the checkout girl never said anything, I got to my car and saw this fucking huge spider reflected in my car window
30:00 <bonky> Now I don't mind spiders.. but I certainly prefer them to not be walking around on me
30:00 <Maurice> It ran down my neck, down my arm and into my car
30:00 <Marlo> lol
31:00 <Marlo> when shit like that happens, i hate it when some asshat starts sprouting the old "oh its more scared of you and you are of it
31:00 <Maurice> I did a girly dance, drove home with my left left holding the jeans of my right leg tight, so it couldnt go up them, then emptied a can of flyspray into my car
31:00 <Maurice> Found it dead the next day
32:00 <Marlo> thats wat my nan used to say about spiders we see inside
32:00 <Marlo> im like "hell no. that thing dies. its settled."
32:00 <Maurice> Left leg*
32:00 <STINKFIST> just because it is heaps scared
32:00 <STINKFIST> doesn't mean it needs to be slapped to death
32:00 <STINKFIST> wait
32:00 <STINKFIST> doesn't NOT mean
32:00 <STINKFIST> yeah
33:00 <Marlo> lol overkill Maurice
33:00 <STINKFIST> spiders deserve double negatives
33:00 <Maurice> My cat got a mouse tonight, she fucking threw it around the place, I had to pee so stood on the couch, then onto the footstool, then did a giant leap
33:00 <Marlo> but good that it did the job
33:00 <Maurice> Don't give a flying fuck if it's more scared than me
33:00 <Maurice> I don't want it in my pants
33:00 <Marlo> lol same
33:00 <bonky> I try to relocate wildlife back to where it belongs
34:00 <bonky> Sometimes it takes a lot of time and effort
34:00 <Marlo> i relocate all wildlife to the afterlife
34:00 <Maurice> If you want to come find this mouse, feel free, coz my cat lost it and now the cat is asleep on the table without a fucking care in the world
34:00 <STINKFIST> <Marlo> i relocate all wildlife to the afterlife
34:00 <STINKFIST> classic
34:00 <bonky> Typical cats
34:00 <bonky> Yeah it was interesting at first.. but now.. meh
34:00 <Marlo> lol STINKFIST
35:00 <STINKFIST> fuck man
35:00 <STINKFIST> I am meant to play football in the AM
35:00 <STINKFIST> I am relying on shit weather for it to be called off
35:00 <Maurice> Shes already caught 3 today, the first one looked like the mama, I chucked it outside, the 2nd was a baby, chucked outside, the 3rd is the missing one
35:00 <Marlo> oh damn
35:00 <Marlo> hope its not an infestation
35:00 <Maurice> I'm meant to go to Freo in the AM, can't be fucked getting up early
36:00 <Maurice> I have floorboards, when the weather turns, they invade
36:00 <Marlo> u should kill it
36:00 <Marlo> dont let it live
36:00 <Maurice> I can't find it
36:00 <STINKFIST> peace dudes
36:00 <Marlo> cuz its just gona breed more n come back in
36:00 <STINKFIST> its late
36:00 <Maurice> Or I would throw the cat at it
36:00 <STINKFIST> if amsy asks
36:00 <bonky> Could be worse.. during floods people often get snakes in their houses
36:00 <STINKFIST> just bury your face and go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
36:00 <Maurice> Perth isn't overly snakey
36:00 <STINKFIST> she's worth it
36:00 <Maurice> Or at least not where I am
37:00 <bonky> I feel for the snakes.. they just want to live and then when they find somewhere dry there are humans freaking out
37:00 <STINKFIST> like Aborigines
37:00 <Maurice> Yet mice are the opposite, it rains and they fucking invade my house
37:00 <STINKFIST> but that aside
37:00 <STINKFIST> amsy
37:00 <STINKFIST> brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
37:00 <Maurice> What a douche
38:00 <Marlo> speaking of vermins
39:00 <Marlo> wtf is a hamster?
39:00 <Marlo> like
39:00 <Marlo> is it a part of the rat fmaily?
39:00 <Marlo> a fucen glorified giant rat seen a cute as pets by ppl
39:00 <Maurice> Its an american thing
39:00 <bonky> Yeah they are rodents.. related
40:00 <Maurice> Like a guinea pig, but not
40:00 <Marlo> i see. yuk gross
40:00 <Marlo> i hate all rodents n vermins
41:00 <bonky> Yeah I think they are rodents also.. I had one or two guinea pigs growing up
41:00 <Marlo> seems like everyone had one as a kid
41:00 <Marlo> why?
41:00 <Marlo> is it easy to take care of or something?
41:00 <bonky> Not sure.. certainly wouldn't be my first choice
41:00 <Maurice> There are actually several noticeable differences between a guinea pig and a hamster. Although they are both rodents and are popular as pets, guinea pigs are much larger and calmer, while hamsters are smaller and more active.
41:00 <bonky> I guess so.. usually caged most of the time, pretty simply diet
42:00 <Maurice> Which explains why people put Hamsters in their arse
42:00 <Marlo> lmao
42:00 <Marlo> wtf
42:00 <Maurice> Did you not know that
42:00 <bonky> Know what?
43:00 <Marlo> oh yeah now that im thinkin about it
43:00 <Marlo> i recall mr slave in southpark doin shit like that
43:00 <Maurice> Or, American Psycho when he puts rats in his whores
43:00 <Marlo> i guess its a popular thing that perverts and deviants do
43:00 <Maurice> Good book
43:00 <Marlo> damn
44:00 <boredGIRLL19> morningg
44:00 <boredGIRLL19> :)
44:00 <bonky> Yes.. morning indeed
44:00 <Maurice> How big is your dick, boredGIRLL19?
45:00 <Marlo> imagineif the hamsters crawls up the ass all the way into the body
45:00 <Marlo> person forgets about it
45:00 <boredGIRLL19> lolss.. big enuff
45:00 <Marlo> next day, it bursts fourth from their chest like alien
45:00 <Maurice> Marlo, apparently it has happened, hence my views on it
45:00 <bonky> Do people actually regularly do this?.. or is it just a story that got out of hand?
45:00 <Maurice> Not the chest bursting bit
45:00 <Marlo> lol
46:00 <Marlo> i also reckon why its a popular pet for kids 
46:00 <Maurice> A hamster in an arse is a common gay american thing
47:00 <Marlo> is because its expendable and in abundance
47:00 <Marlo> breeds liek crazy
47:00 <Marlo> and who is gona give a shit if one dies
47:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna die if it dies in me
47:00 <Marlo> yeah 
47:00 <Marlo> so wat if it crawls up inside the ass, gets stuck, dies
48:00 <Marlo> starts decomposing inside the body
48:00 <Marlo> gross
48:00 <Maurice> Judging by the colon, it can only get so far in
48:00 <Marlo> i see
48:00 <Marlo> i guess the person could just shit it out then
49:00 <Marlo> imagine being reborn as a hamster to get shoved up into some faggots ass
49:00 <Maurice> I'll take your word for it
49:00 <Marlo> only to die in his ass, and then get shatted out
49:00 <Maurice> I only take certain things into my arse, like my husband
50:00 <Marlo> hahaha
51:00 <Marlo> do u have an enema prior to your sesh with him?
51:00 <Marlo> thats what all the pornstars do before filming anal scenes
51:00 <Marlo> which makes sense
51:00 <Marlo> cleanse it all out and stuff
52:00 <Maurice> I'm pretty sure they also take muscle relaxants to make it gape
52:00 <Maurice> So no
52:00 <Marlo> i wonder if its like a cream to put on
52:00 <Marlo> or a tablet they take
53:00 <Marlo> or injection
54:00 <Marlo> apparently, a very good way to get the full effect of an ecstasy pill
54:00 <Marlo> is to stick it up the arse
54:00 <Marlo> because the rectum is full of absorbing tissue or something
54:00 <Marlo> thats why theres those supporsitory medications 
55:00 <Maurice> I'll leave that up to you to try
55:00 <Marlo> lol
57:00 <gdrc> Marlo Brando? lol
58:00 <Maurice> My cat is grooming herself so loudly, it's driving me insane
58:00 <gdrc> how was the weather Maurice ?
59:00 <Maurice> Which one
59:00 <gdrc> yesteday lol
59:00 <Maurice> I dunno, mexicanish?
59:00 <Maurice> Since I had nachos for lunch
00:00 <Marlo> nice
01:00 <Maurice> They wre
01:00 <Maurice> Were
01:00 <Marlo> ive been craving all sorts of mexican for weeks now
01:00 <Marlo> tacos nachos burritos
01:00 <Marlo> mama mia!
01:00 <Maurice> I had chilli con queso, then chicken nachos
02:00 <Marlo> do they actually eat these stuff in mehico alot though? or is it the americanised western idea of mexican food?
02:00 <Marlo> apparently italians dont really eat that much spaghetti and pizzas
03:00 <Marlo> and chinese dont honey chicken and sweet and sour pork alot at home either
03:00 <gdrc> Marlo: we do
03:00 <Maurice> How would I know? My husband is from mexico but doesnt say
03:00 <gdrc> today I eat a lot of spaghetti with nduja. oh god.
03:00 <Marlo> whoaw nice
03:00 <Marlo> does he look like antonio banderas?
03:00 <Maurice> By mexico, I mean Victoria
04:00 <Marlo> lol oh
04:00 <Maurice> Since hes south of the border
04:00 <gdrc> lol
04:00 <Maurice> If people are lucky they don't look like Banderas since hes gross
04:00 <Marlo> oh
05:00 <gdrc> you know rosita?
05:00 <gdrc> chicken rosita
05:00 <gdrc> best banders' friend
05:00 <Marlo> all these food from all these cultures
06:00 <Marlo> since i assume we're all australian here
06:00 <Maurice> I am
06:00 <Marlo> what is 'australian' food?
06:00 <Marlo> is there any?
06:00 <Maurice> Aus born and something
06:00 <gdrc> i'm not australian
06:00 <Marlo> i dont think we have a national cultural food of our own
06:00 <gdrc> look at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFuL3Qxc8Tg lmao
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DOVE SEI ROSITA?! antonio banderas con rosita Views: 12,299 Uploader: inari the fox Uploaded: Feb 18, 2014 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 4.90
06:00 <Maurice> My father is from England, my mother is from NSW
06:00 <Marlo> plz dont tell me its shrimp n prawns on the barbie n meat pies
07:00 <gdrc> Marlo: i'm from italy and I live in italy
07:00 <Marlo> i are better than that.
07:00 <Marlo> we*
07:00 <gdrc> never been in australia tho lol
07:00 <Maurice> I was born in aust, none of this fake 'i'm leb' 'i'm wog' blah shit
07:00 <Marlo> if you're born in australia, you're australian
07:00 <Maurice> I was physically born here, I'm australian
07:00 <Marlo> yep
08:00 <Maurice> So many people dont cop on to that
08:00 <Marlo> any other thing you identify with would be your heritage. no harm in respecting it and recogising it
08:00 <Maurice> OH I'M LEB! OH I'M FRENCH
08:00 <Maurice> No you're fucking not
08:00 <Marlo> yeah i agree
09:00 <Marlo> they might have leb or french heritege, but if they born here they're australian
10:00 <Maurice> Thats what fucks me off the most, pretending to be their parents nationality
10:00 <Marlo> or french-australian lebanese-australian with they want to be fussy with their words
10:00 <Maurice> If that is the case, I
10:00 <Maurice> I'd have claimed being british before now
10:00 <Marlo> haha
10:00 <Maurice> And I dont wanna do that
11:00 <Maurice> Or I can claim to being a smidge aboriginal
11:00 <Marlo> well i wouldnt mind calling myself a scotsman
11:00 <Marlo> cuz my ancestors are from scotland
11:00 <Marlo> but i dont do it
11:00 <Marlo> cause im born here
11:00 <Marlo> this is who i am, what i am and all i know
11:00 <Maurice> Mine are english, if I go by my husband, I would be both Irish and Scottish
11:00 <Maurice> Either way, I'm weird
12:00 <Marlo> haha
12:00 <Marlo> tradionally, all those 3 hates eachother
12:00 <Marlo> you're made up from enemies
12:00 <Maurice> Cant, since we bang
12:00 <Marlo> haha yeah
13:00 <Maurice> Ugh, my eyes hurt, smoke, brb whenever
13:00 <Marlo> yeah im off too im gona go get some sleep 
13:00 <Marlo> good chatting
14:00 <Marlo> see yous all again whenever
14:00 <Maurice> Probably not
23:00 <Maurice> I love him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afBINBgckKA
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dwayne Johnson's (fast and furious 7) Shake It Off vs Jimmy Fallon's Jump In The Line Views: 5,018 Uploader: Tuyá»‡t áº¢nh Uploaded: Apr 7, 2015 Duration: 5m43s Rating: 5.
26:00 <fawks> Feck
26:00 <fawks> I feel like I slept forever 
27:00 <Maurice> FAWKS
27:00 <fawks> hello
27:00 <Maurice> You son of a gun
27:00 <fawks> Lol
27:00 <Maurice> I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK
27:00 <fawks> Lolol
28:00 <fawks> I think I slept too early 
28:00 <fawks> Wahhh
28:00 <fawks> I'm wide awake 
28:00 <Maurice> I really should be in bed, I napped from 4pm until 5.30pm but I am still snoozy
28:00 <fawks> I slept at 10
29:00 <fawks> Brb pee
29:00 <Maurice> Tysons lip sync battle is so awkward
31:00 <Maurice> It fucks me off that most vids arent avail here
35:00 <fawks> Fucking hell
35:00 <fawks> Smashed my toe on my vacuum cleaner 
37:00 <fawks> Have you watched any of the originals or tvd yet
41:00 <fawks> MAURICE YOU CUNT
43:00 <Maurice> I have not, I wil wait until the season is free
44:00 <Maurice> I cant bring myself to those emotions
44:00 <Maurice> TO FEEL*
48:00 <fawks> Lol
48:00 <fawks> I wanna know how she's gonna leave 
48:00 <fawks> I wonder if they kill her off or if she just leaves for ..somewhere 
49:00 <fawks> Watching bbt.. lol amy is such a lesbo
49:00 <fawks> LOL Sheldon's head is stuck in his office wall
20:00 <TNT> soup
25:00 <Nikky`> Nice and quiet Sun
26:00 <zaim> i read pashes
26:00 <TNT> Nikky` lurveleh
26:00 <zaim> im gonna go with pashes
26:00 <TNT> \o
26:00 <Nikky`> That was coming zaim
26:00 <Nikky`> haha
26:00 <zaim> :D
26:00 <Nikky`> Hey TNT
26:00 <TNT> sup
27:00 <zaim> trinitrotoluene
27:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot
27:00 <Nikky`> you
28:00 <TNT> jus loungin around with jjj playin online
28:00 <TNT> jus got up abt an hour ago
48:00 <couleurs> that's what she said !
48:00 <couleurs> ouch!!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <zaim> wah wah wah
48:00 <TNT> colour meh baaaaaaaaaaaad
51:00 <couleurs> https://40.media.tumblr.com/07a05098282c1e445aa92304215d8d15/tumblr_nndbkn220Z1qzcv7no1_1280.png
52:00 <zaim> um. i instagrammed that shit like yesterday
52:00 <zaim> https://instagram.com/p/15HYPRAL9l/
52:00 <couleurs> marty we have to go back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <zaim> !!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <couleurs> apple. watch.
55:00 <zaim> what am i watching?
56:00 <couleurs> irc!!!!!!!!
56:00 <couleurs> RiP NePaL
02:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
05:00 <stebie> g'day Dugnuts
05:00 <stebie> wow, it's lunch time already
05:00 <stebie> :>
06:00 <Dugnuts> sure is
06:00 <couleurs> LeTs GeT WaSTeD
06:00 <Dugnuts> well not just
07:00 <couleurs> or just FiFa
07:00 <stebie> Dugnuts, same, well about an hour ago
08:00 <Dugnuts> heh
08:00 <Dugnuts> i woke up about 20 past 11
08:00 <Dugnuts> weird freaking dream
08:00 <Dugnuts> it was kind of like a sequel to another dream i had awhile back
09:00 <Dugnuts> its weird, it was supposed to be scary
09:00 <Dugnuts> but i wasnt scared
10:00 <stebie> lol
10:00 <stebie> some dreams can mess you about hard
12:00 <Dugnuts> the only time i get that is when i have fever dreams
12:00 <Dugnuts> and thats mostly just coz they are pretty insane
12:00 <stebie> the cough medicine is messing with your head
13:00 <Dugnuts> nah
13:00 <Dugnuts> its the fever
14:00 <stebie> in the past, dreams with people i know in them i would lose contact with them, for whatever reason, within 6-12 months
14:00 <stebie> like older work colleagues, friends from high school going their own ways, etc
14:00 <Dugnuts> i have a feeling you already knew it was happening deep down
16:00 <stebie> maybe, i still don't see it
16:00 <stebie> lol
16:00 <stebie> ah wells
17:00 <Dugnuts> omg
17:00 <Dugnuts> now i feel like i could
17:00 <Dugnuts> sing
17:00 <Dugnuts> SING SIIIING!
17:00 <couleurs> this is sparta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <Dugnuts> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
18:00 <Dugnuts> heh
22:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCyAXhesskA
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Error: {"version":"1.0","encoding":"UTF-8","entry":{"xmlns":"http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom","xmlns$gd":"http:
23:00 <couleurs> lol
23:00 <stebie> noooo
23:00 <Dugnuts> ahh, so 13 pepole died on everest, surprised it isnt more
23:00 <Dugnuts> whats with the errors
23:00 <couleurs> hahahha
23:00 <stebie> zaim broke itr
23:00 <stebie> *it
24:00 <stebie> just like my spelling
24:00 <zaim> yay
24:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCyAXhesskA
25:00 <couleurs> raper!!!!!!!!
25:00 <StrykerX> zaim finished it
25:00 <zaim> rape rape
25:00 <StrykerX> Cmon Dicksmith. Let me know my order is ready for pickup
25:00 <StrykerX> Slack cunts.
25:00 <zaim> what did u order
25:00 <mr_ducati> a penis
25:00 <couleurs> chromecast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <Dugnuts> heh\
26:00 <StrykerX> Chromecast
26:00 <zaim> couleurs are u on drugs
26:00 <Dugnuts> chromecast?
26:00 <StrykerX> Put the order through their site
26:00 <mr_ducati> yeh
26:00 <StrykerX> To ensure they have stock
26:00 <mr_ducati> lets you watch shit on your tv
26:00 <zaim> StrykerX nice
26:00 <couleurs> i wish 
26:00 <stebie> zaim, please try again
26:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, it plugs into your HDMI port.
26:00 <zaim> ok
27:00 <zaim> need a new link hold please
27:00 <StrykerX> And connects to your wifi
27:00 <mr_ducati> they have been out for a while
27:00 <StrykerX> Stream shit
27:00 <mr_ducati> under a diff name
27:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
27:00 <stebie> same link will work too
27:00 <stebie> might be the better test
27:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p34j0atQdJo
27:00 <StrykerX> Google decided to get in on the action
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I Want To Poop Back and Forth (HQ & Synced up) Views: 67,718 Uploader: nullmodem Uploaded: Jul 7, 2009 Duration: 2m39s Rating: 4.88
27:00 <zaim> very nice stebie.. what was the prob?
27:00 <couleurs> ))<>((
28:00 <zaim> couleurs, you're god damn right
28:00 <StrykerX> Status: Ready To Collect
28:00 <StrykerX> Win!
29:00 <zaim> so you gonna go now to pick it up?
29:00 <couleurs> live tweet updates
29:00 <stebie> zaim, i tried adding error checking but its logic was a bit incorrect
29:00 <stebie> nothing what you did
30:00 <StrykerX> Shortly, yes.
30:00 <stebie> can you pls re-paste the link that brought on the error?
31:00 <StrykerX> <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCyAXhesskA
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sinister Michael Jackson (re-dubbed replaced sound parody) Views: 3,860 Uploader: fatpie2 Uploaded: Apr 25, 2015 Duration: 2m24s Rating: 4.86
31:00 <zaim> thanks StrykerX
31:00 <zaim> StrykerX is my PA now
31:00 <StrykerX> Payday
31:00 <zaim> im a dude
32:00 <StrykerX> Any hole's a goal.
32:00 <zaim> valid
32:00 <zaim> proceed
32:00 <couleurs> top gun!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <StrykerX> Hahahah
32:00 <StrykerX> Bbs
32:00 <stebie> ty StrykerX
32:00 <stebie> h8u zaim
32:00 <stebie> jokes x
32:00 <zaim> omfg
32:00 <zaim> :<~
32:00 <zaim> thats snot dripping down my face from crying for hours
33:00 <stebie> lol
33:00 <couleurs> #no_girls_allowed
33:00 <zaim> i need to stop double clicking on hash tags 
33:00 <stebie> that's been my face for the past fortnight almost D:
33:00 <stebie> i was the only one in there
33:00 <stebie> gay
33:00 <zaim> i was first
33:00 <zaim> then i left
33:00 <zaim> then u followed
33:00 <zaim> u didnt smell me?
33:00 <zaim> i left my ooder in there
34:00 <stebie> haha no ooder
41:00 <simba> irrizon up
44:00 <zaim> eye of the tiger just started playing on thise show
48:00 <stebie> hi Pieter
49:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome!!
49:00 <stebie> lol
49:00 <simba> uNF UnF uNF
50:00 <simba> how was your weekend pieter
50:00 <simba> shag n e graniies
51:00 <stebie> D:
51:00 <stebie> what's for lunch?
53:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11193319_10204700689890755_706125970348267207_n.jpg?oh=6a82e8cd3b58edb1475c4ccf014b26b4&oe=559BA199
54:00 <stebie> yummeh Doodle
54:00 <Doodle> omnom
55:00 <couleurs> that damage ya rims mate
55:00 <Doodle> nah
55:00 <Doodle> exhaust
56:00 <Doodle> i think i have an exhaust leak from a driveway like that
56:00 <couleurs> bloodey ell
57:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t31.0-8/901210_10200173844122440_1710379827_o.jpg
57:00 <Doodle> right in the box
58:00 <couleurs> RiP
58:00 <zaim> RiB
00:00 <Doodle> peeps 'n freaks
00:00 <couleurs> poops 'n frocks
00:00 <Doodle> D:
00:00 <stebie> cocks 'n knobs
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps and freaks !
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Noice stebie
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <stebie> ^_-
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Soo sup?
03:00 <Doodle> stebie just told you
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh wanking
04:00 <Doodle> what else is there to do on a rainy sunday arvo
04:00 <norti> lolol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> Well... I'm not going to be any assistance
05:00 <Doodle> its ok i have the problem in hand
05:00 <Doodle> get it
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm getting my nails did and I'm using my fine
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fone
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Typing with L hand
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Tedious as duvk
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> Um... This is awks now...
11:00 <norti> lololol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Next ...
12:00 <norti> multi tasking ?
17:00 <stebie> is that sufficient proof that women can't multitask?
17:00 <MrMark> bnooo
17:00 <stebie> hey MrMark
17:00 <stebie> welcome back
17:00 <stebie> and welcome back to you too katatonic_kate01
19:00 <MrMark> katatonic_kate01 u sexy thang!
26:00 <slinky_J> meat and peaaas
26:00 <Dugnuts> theres no such thing as multitasking
26:00 <Dugnuts> its just switching focus quickly
27:00 <Dugnuts> its all linear im afraid
27:00 <TheRon> i can focus on two breasts at once
28:00 <Dugnuts> still not multitasking mang
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <TheRon> damn
28:00 <TheRon> mang sounds fruity
29:00 <Dugnuts> its just a spanish way to say man
29:00 <TheRon> nah it's a fruit
30:00 <MrMark> TheRon your such a bitch
31:00 <TheRon> i know
31:00 <MrMark> just reminding u
31:00 <MrMark> bitch
31:00 <TheRon> i'm having a billy joel sunday
31:00 <MrMark> matter of trust
31:00 <TheRon> christy lee
32:00 <MrMark> who
32:00 <MrMark> what where
32:00 <TheRon> it's a billy joel song
32:00 <TheRon> also his ex
32:00 <MrMark> oooer
32:00 <MrMark> i didnt start the fire....really i didnt....
33:00 <MrMark> and im not the piano man
33:00 <TheRon> you deliberately start bushfires who are you kidding
33:00 <MrMark> nah accidents
33:00 <TheRon> yeah right
34:00 <MrMark> i dropped the ciggy i was smoking completely by accident into the pool of petrol is just accidently spilt
34:00 <MrMark> could happen to anyone
40:00 <MrMark> knock knock knockin on heavens door
40:00 <TheRon> me coming back to you is against all odds and thats what i've got to face
40:00 <MrMark> Phil
40:00 <MrMark> one of his best
41:00 <MrMark> and....dont lose my number
41:00 <TheRon> sussudio?
41:00 <MrMark> and....dont lose my number...is my fav Phil song
43:00 <TheRon> you can go your own way
44:00 <TheRon> you can call it another lonely day
45:00 <MrMark> Fleetwood!!
46:00 <MrMark> thats my fav Fleetwood!
46:00 <MrMark> lovin u TheRon...is it the right thing to do.....
47:00 <TheRon> i hear that a lot
47:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
47:00 <MrMark> if i could baby id give  u my world
48:00 <TheRon> i'm just a poor boy i need no sympathy
48:00 <MrMark> u r
54:00 <TheRon> thats what i said
55:00 <slinky_J> just fill your hand with some cream bro and bang out one ;)
56:00 <Kynetic> just like slinky_J is now
56:00 <TheRon> i watched wolf creek 2 last night, it's pretty funny
56:00 <Kynetic> also.. me
56:00 <Kynetic> wolf creek 2 would probably be worth a quick fap
57:00 <slinky_J> nah did that earlier
58:00 <TheRon> the power of love is a curious thing, make one man weep make another man sing
58:00 <Kynetic> whats love got to do with it?
59:00 <slinky_J> fuck
59:00 <slinky_J> you're messing with my balls man'
59:00 <slinky_J> love songs are all about sex.
00:00 <fawks> your face is all about sex
00:00 <TheRon> nine inch nails - closer, thats all about sex
00:00 <TheRon> paradise by the dashboard light is all about sex
00:00 <MrMark> TheRon...u make lovin fun
01:00 <TheRon> i really do
01:00 <slinky_J> ur face!
01:00 <TheRon> my name for a horse is "your face"
02:00 <TheRon> till the landslide brought me down
02:00 <MrMark> Dixie CHicks
02:00 <TheRon> fleetwood mac
02:00 <MrMark> one hit wonder
05:00 <slinky_J> k i watched some porn im good now.
05:00 <slinky_J> ;)
05:00 <TheRon> well i'm running down the road trying to loosen my load, i got seven women on my mind
07:00 <MrMark> this is the end....my only friend..the end
09:00 <slinky_J> fuck
09:00 <slinky_J> cheer up cunts
09:00 <TheRon> my momma said you can't hurry love no you'll just have to wait
14:00 <TheRon> you're my brown eyed girl
15:00 <MrMark> Phil!!
15:00 <stompin> what up cunts
15:00 <TheRon> rosanna!
15:00 <MrMark> Toto
19:00 <stompin> http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11438923
19:00 <stompin> re a few bodies wash up enxt
19:00 <MrMark> corpses
22:00 <MrMark> dead ones!
24:00 <TheRon> you give me leather, take from me my lace
24:00 <MrMark> ooooer
24:00 <MrMark> r u naked yet TheRon?
25:00 <TheRon> no
25:00 <MrMark> ok
25:00 <TheRon> ppl are still eating
26:00 <stompin> eating ya mumma out
27:00 <TheRon> hey look what you do on your own time.......
30:00 <TheRon> you're a rich girl and you've too far
30:00 <TheRon> gone
31:00 <MrMark> i know it
31:00 <MrMark> but too pissed to remember lol
32:00 <TheRon> hall and oates
32:00 <MrMark> legendary!!!
32:00 <MrMark> rock on
33:00 <TheRon> jackson browne?
33:00 <MrMark> sometimes..things get a little hazy
33:00 <TheRon> runnin' on empty
33:00 <MrMark> no
34:00 <MrMark> aussie band from newcastle
35:00 <MrMark> wont someone pls understand.....
36:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
37:00 <TheRon> sweet caroline
37:00 <MrMark> Neil
37:00 <TheRon> good times never seem so good
37:00 <MrMark> Diamond
38:00 <MrMark> listenin to it right now u bitch!!
38:00 <MrMark> love on the rocks
40:00 <fawks>  I want Mexican food
40:00 <MrMark> no
40:00 <MrMark> itll make u poop yourself
40:00 <TheRon> the logical song
41:00 <fawks> Not spicy stuff
41:00 <fawks> Just tacos
41:00 <fawks> With guac
41:00 <fawks> mm
41:00 <MrMark> no
41:00 <MrMark> no mexican for u!
41:00 <MrMark> no soup for u!]
42:00 <TheRon> a fresh jalapeño soup?? 
43:00 <stompin> fawks tacos
44:00 <TheRon> we will we will rock you
44:00 <stompin> bbs washing the uteeeee
44:00 <stompin> need to do something today
44:00 <fawks> I'm doing fuck all
44:00 <fawks> I have a sprained ankle and a migraine 
44:00 <fawks> So everything can get fucked
47:00 <TNT> soup
48:00 <TheRon> life in the fast lane surely make you lose your mind
49:00 <MrMark> creamy
50:00 <TheRon> potato and leek soup?
52:00 <MrMark> creamy sauce
52:00 <MrMark> more scotch!!!
55:00 <TheRon> have i told you lately that i love you?
55:00 <MrMark> no
55:00 <TheRon> i was talking to the scotch
55:00 <MrMark> i tell my scotch that all the time
56:00 <MrMark> i kiss my scotch bottles every day
57:00 <TheRon> and a slippery nipple for the lady
58:00 <TheRon> make it a double
58:00 <MrMark> ok then
00:00 <TheRon> you yeah yeah you make my dreams come tru3e
00:00 <MrMark> u do baby
01:00 <TheRon> baby loves me yes yes she does
02:00 <MrMark> saucy
08:00 <TheRon> highway to the dangerzone
08:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked yet?
08:00 <TheRon> no
08:00 <MrMark> why not!!!
08:00 <MrMark> danger zone!!!
08:00 <MrMark> Kenny Loggins!!!
08:00 <MrMark> Top Gun!!!
10:00 <slinky_J> http://content.thehun.net/1958/1958955_Pregnant_amateurs_from_Roger.html
10:00 <slinky_J> lel
11:00 <Nikky`> I has coffee - Mmmmm coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
11:00 <slinky_J> yuk
11:00 <TheRon> make it irish
11:00 <Nikky`> your face is yuk :P
11:00 <MrMark> Baileys!!!
13:00 <Nikky`> I will stick to just coffee
13:00 <Nikky`> With work tomorrow n all
14:00 <MrMark> cumon!!
14:00 <MrMark> live it up!!
14:00 <MrMark> live it up!!TheRon!
15:00 <MrMark> live it up!!TheRon!1986
15:00 <TheRon> beer, helping ugly ppl get sex wince 1876
16:00 <MrMark> longer than that
17:00 <TheRon> welcome to the hotel california
18:00 <MrMark> they stab it with thier steely knives but they still cant kill the beast
20:00 <zaim> pregnant amateurs what the fuck slinky_J
21:00 <slinky_J> LOL
22:00 <TheRon> i can feel it coming in the air tonight oh lord
23:00 <Nikky`> Why have you not slapped me yet zaim? I feel so unloved now :o(
23:00 <zaim> cos im not gonna use the fish this time
24:00 <Nikky`> ooooooooooo
24:00 <TheRon> i prefer to slap with a turkey
25:00 <zaim> in 2011 33% of all US divorce filings contained the word facebook
25:00 <zaim> lolz
25:00 <Nikky`> Why it is evil
26:00 <zaim> i dont have fb
26:00 <zaim> thankfully
26:00 <zaim> well i do.. but its very deactivated. 2+ years deavtivated
27:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: you're not watching the footy because bartel isn't playing?
27:00 <Nikky`> I am not watching it because I think I am over it this year
28:00 <TheRon> damn that was quick
28:00 <zaim> thats what Nikky` said
28:00 <Nikky`> So I asked for seconds
29:00 <slinky_J> facebook is the devil
29:00 <zaim> and seconds you will recieve!
29:00 <TheRon> and it was over........
30:00 <TheRon> before it began!
30:00 <Nikky`> WooHoo
30:00 <MrMark> Jack Daniels
30:00 <TheRon> jack lives here?
30:00 <MrMark> yes
30:00 <MrMark> he does
31:00 <TheRon> every breathe you take
31:00 <TheRon> every move you make
32:00 <MrMark> The Police
33:00 <MrMark> Sting
33:00 <TheRon> oh oh stevie motlop is in the hands of the trainers
34:00 <TheRon> phew he's alright
34:00 <nate> whos in the hands of MrMark?
35:00 <MrMark> noone
35:00 <MrMark> im too evil
36:00 <nate> damn it MrMark, grindr not working for ya?
36:00 <MrMark> dont use it
36:00 <MrMark> do u?
36:00 <nate> all day long!
36:00 <TheRon> you had to be a big shot didn't you, you had to open up your mouth
36:00 <nate> scoring all kinds of meat
37:00 <nate> a big shot of TheRon ;D
38:00 <TheRon> nah he likes his coffee black, like his men
39:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: you should be watching this it's awesome
40:00 <Nikky`> What is the score?
40:00 <TheRon> 19 to 1
40:00 <Nikky`> We are in front?
40:00 <TheRon> cockatoo just took a one hander
41:00 <TheRon> 25 - 1
41:00 <TheRon> yes
43:00 <British^Meat> heh, meat
43:00 <Nikky`> brb
49:00 <MrMark> saucy
50:00 <zaim>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpX1bsihugY
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: President Obama and Anger Translator Luther in Epic 2015 WHCD Speech | Full VIDEO Views: 301 Uploader: YouGotNews Uploaded: Apr 26, 2015 Duration: 4m59s Rating: 4.94
54:00 <TheRon> you're in my heart, you're in my soul
03:00 <TheRon> some folks are born made to wave the flag ooh that red white and blue
08:00 <couleurs> go the dees
14:00 <Nikky`> My gosh so much happened while I was away - how will I catch up
15:00 <couleurs> heehee
16:00 <StrykerX> Right.
16:00 <StrykerX> All set up for a night of Netflix
16:00 <StrykerX> :D
16:00 <nate> PORNOS!
17:00 <TNT> soup
17:00 <couleurs> Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <StrykerX> That too! :D
17:00 <StrykerX> First porno: nate does dallas
17:00 <nate> dallas buyers club!
18:00 <Nikky`> uh oh - its stompin
18:00 <nate> u evil criminal pirates!
18:00 <nate> stop taking money from hollywood
18:00 <couleurs> dallas boobies club!!!!!!!
18:00 <nate> stompin up for anything?
18:00 <couleurs> i'm not sorry!!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <nate> like typing!!!
19:00 <couleurs> me 2
19:00 <nate> couleurs u gonna get married this year?
19:00 <couleurs> maeby
19:00 <nate> woopie!
19:00 <slinky_J> dallas buyers club
20:00 <slinky_J> who wants to dl some movie bout a dirty hiv piece of scum
20:00 <TNT> J
20:00 <nate> slinky_J knows what the movie is about omg:)
20:00 <TNT> \o
20:00 <couleurs> everyone!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <nate> slinky_J new batman series coming out
21:00 <TheRon> is batman a scientist?
21:00 <nate> wait its a movie
21:00 <couleurs> no he an asshoel
21:00 <nate> http://www.animeflavor.com/cartoon/batman-unlimited-animal-instincts
21:00 <nate> animal instincts like slinky_J:)
21:00 <nate> when he sees that irc chix booty
22:00 <nate> all over it!
22:00 <Nikky`> My feet be cold
22:00 <Nikky`> I even have socks on 
22:00 <stompin> weak as pisssssss
22:00 <nate> stompin thats what the girls at the gym say :D
23:00 <TNT> I has beer
23:00 <nate> overload that liver tnt!
23:00 <nate> DOOO IT!
23:00 <TNT> only got one longneck
23:00 <nate> perfect
24:00 <nate> watching your weight
24:00 <nate> ;O
24:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie - I have my warm slippers on 
24:00 <slinky_J> http://www.theladbible.com/articles/a-guy-took-a-woeful-photo-with-the-eiffel-tower-and-the-internet-photoshopped-it-brilliantly
24:00 <slinky_J> ahehehe
25:00 <couleurs> Hah! That's Brilliant.
27:00 <stompin> tits
28:00 <TNT> Nikky`, 100 bux in 20's n u can take me out to dinnah :P
28:00 <nate> tnt always puts out!
28:00 <Nikky`> Yeah as tempting as that is - nah
28:00 <TNT> hehe
28:00 <nate> drilling that oil
29:00 <nate> slinky_J got that ps4 yet
30:00 <nate> geez
30:00 <slinky_J> lol no
33:00 <TheRon> one of these night, one of these crazy old nights
42:00 <StrykerX> One night in heaven.. One night in heaven.
43:00 <MrMark> your outta touch...im outta touch!!
46:00 <slinky_J> mmm gonna order pizza for din
47:00 <slinky_J> :( if didnt feel sick would go to awesome pizza joint!
47:00 <stompin> dominos for slinky_J
47:00 <slinky_J> nuh
47:00 <slinky_J> order from italian joint instead
47:00 <stompin> dont lie ur gone order dominos and throw the pizza out and eat the box.
48:00 <slinky_J> cheesey cardboard ftw
51:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyWOWjh1wEQ
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BACKPACKER BUSH by Dutch Boys featuring Twank Star Views: 290,196 Uploader: Eric Wareheim Uploaded: Apr 16, 2013 Duration: 4m11s Rating: 4.9
51:00 <MrMark> i want my mtv
53:00 <nate> MrMark what else do u want!
56:00 <stompin> bewbies out
57:00 <TheRon> i'm slim shady i'm the real shady
59:00 <TheRon> back to the gypsy that i was
02:00 <slinky_J> all the chicks doin porn
02:00 <MrMark> Fleetwood!
02:00 <slinky_J> i wonder where they find them
03:00 <Doodle> womens shelters
03:00 <slinky_J> LOL
03:00 <slinky_J> ^5
04:00 <Doodle> :o
04:00 <Doodle> fawksypoos
05:00 <TheRon> hold me closer tiny dancer
05:00 <slinky_J> doodle look at this and tell me what's wrong http://content.thehun.net/1958/1958110_A_blond_girl_doing_it_outdoors_from_Ebar.html
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> (and wankers)
06:00 <Doodle> lawn needs mowing
06:00 <Doodle> hi katatonic_kate01
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
06:00 <Doodle> hows it hanging
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah good
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> you?
06:00 <Doodle> pretty good thanks
06:00 <MrMark> im naked
07:00 <Doodle> would be better if it wasnt as cold as a witch's tit
07:00 <stompin> hahahaha
07:00 <stompin> move some where warm.
07:00 <StrykerX> All the single ladies.. All the single ladies.
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ cold as witch tits
07:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of tits
07:00 <slinky_J> dude there's a hole in her butt
07:00 <StrykerX> Sup Kate? :D
07:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking about it stompin
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> stryker :D
08:00 <slinky_J> oh i thought it posted the picture i was looking at
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> if yo' want tits go harass taco
08:00 <Doodle> lol@hole in butt
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> he apparently knows what mine look like
08:00 <Doodle> thats where she keeps flowers
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <MrMark> my nipples r hard'
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it's cold. Go warm up
09:00 <MrMark> yes
09:00 <Doodle> fkn hell
09:00 <Doodle> 9 degrees
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even
09:00 <TheRon> bit nipply
09:00 <MrMark> 11
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh 17 here
09:00 <Doodle> mm 17
09:00 <Doodle> tropical weather
09:00 <stompin> 20ish here it hink
10:00 <TheRon> when i was 17 i drank some very good beer
10:00 <stompin> 17 woops
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <MrMark> Simpsons!
11:00 <MrMark> Homer!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://onlyhardnipples.tumblr.com/post/107165314366 think she is cold?
11:00 <Doodle> lmao
11:00 <Serenity> im sweating
11:00 <Doodle> no she is trying to tune in tokyo
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
15:00 <Doodle> lol yep
15:00 <Doodle> while i destroy your vagina
15:00 <Doodle> i mean what
16:00 <Serenity> good heavens
16:00 <Serenity> make it 45 mins
16:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
16:00 <Doodle> warp speed dong captain
16:00 <Serenity> rofl!
17:00 <Serenity> energise
17:00 <Doodle> hngg
17:00 <Doodle> i got offered a hsv badge to buy today sezz
17:00 <Doodle> and.. a blank hsv build plate...
18:00 <Doodle> i think they may be stolen
18:00 <Serenity> rofl wtf for
18:00 <Serenity> where were you offered? in a carpark out the back of coles?
18:00 <Doodle> lol just in case i knoew anyone who wanted to build a hsv
18:00 <Doodle> lol no
18:00 <Doodle> it was safeway
18:00 <Serenity> hahah
18:00 <Serenity> dodgy brothers
19:00 <Doodle> i reckon
19:00 <Doodle> i said if i stick an ls1 in my car i'll stick them on
19:00 <Doodle> just to fuck with ppl
19:00 <Serenity> haha
19:00 <Doodle> also
20:00 <Doodle> there is a 4.2l stroked twin turbo 370z for sale
20:00 <Doodle> i wish i was asian and rich
21:00 <nate> i wish i was santa, give Doodle what he wants :D
21:00 <nate> lol
21:00 <nate> ohh doodle!
22:00 <stompin> lol
22:00 <stompin> Doodle go find ur self a suga daddy
22:00 <Serenity> check fb in a minute Doodle
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Doodle> ok sezz
23:00 <Doodle> LOL
23:00 <slinky_J> NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
23:00 <Doodle> ladylike
23:00 <Serenity> hahaha
23:00 <Serenity> such a dickhead animal
23:00 <Doodle> turn on the rocker
24:00 <TheRon> that muppet is a dickhead?
24:00 <Serenity> i would but i dont have any batteries
24:00 <Doodle> aww hahah
24:00 <Doodle> rooster is perched on the arm of the couch next to the heater like a gargoyle
24:00 <Serenity> rofl
24:00 <Serenity> hes cold
25:00 <Doodle> yeah if he is really cold he sits on the floor right in front of the vent
25:00 <Doodle> like 2mm from it
25:00 <Serenity> hshs
25:00 <Serenity> haha
25:00 <Serenity> our poor cats dont get to do that because i hate the heater
26:00 <Serenity> its never on
26:00 <Doodle> you'd hate my place
26:00 <Doodle> heater is almost always on
26:00 <slinky_J> fk that
27:00 <Doodle> its either that or shrink away into nothingness
29:00 <Serenity> haha well it doesnt really get that old here
29:00 <Serenity> cold..
29:00 <slinky_J> it's gettin old in my pants.
30:00 <zaim> grey dick
30:00 <slinky_J> mummified sac
32:00 <Doodle> olawd
32:00 <stompin> time to cook dinner i think
34:00 <Doodle> that would be lovely thanks
35:00 <fawks> I want seafooddddddd
35:00 <fawks> NOW
41:00 <slinky_J> ehehe
41:00 <slinky_J> i gettin seafood pizza
41:00 <slinky_J> wid bacon
41:00 <slinky_J> n bbq sauce lol
42:00 <TNT> a crooked pissa tower servin seefood
42:00 <fawks> http://www.acesseafood.com.au
42:00 <fawks> This place looks boss
42:00 <stompin> i am boss.
43:00 <fawks> They deliver but minimum is $50 abd I'm not gonna buy that much food for just me
43:00 <fawks> Wahh
43:00 <stompin> need to find some one to go halves with ;)
43:00 <fawks> CBF for anyone tonugg 
43:00 <fawks> Tonight 
44:00 <Serenity> what about A
44:00 <TNT> can u be fced fo me?
44:00 <TNT> :P
44:00 <TNT> +k
48:00 <fawks> She's got a birthday dinner tonight sez
48:00 <fawks> TNT I don't even know who the fuck you are
48:00 <TNT> lol
48:00 <Serenity> its bobblehead fawks
48:00 <Serenity> and aw :(
48:00 <fawks> Ew
49:00 <fawks> I saw her yesti tho she took me docs
49:00 <simba> hes TN hes dynamite
49:00 <fawks> When I broke myself
49:00 <fawks> Lol.
49:00 <fawks> I rang her I'm like IM BROKEB
49:00 <fawks> "I'll be there in 5 mins."
49:00 <fawks> Loll
49:00 <Serenity> haha oh dear, is it feeling better today?
49:00 <Serenity> aww shes sweet
49:00 <fawks> A little but its still swollen 
49:00 <fawks> Hurts to walk
49:00 <fawks> I haven't even showered yet today cos i don't wanna stand on it
49:00 <Serenity> sprains are the worst
49:00 <fawks> Lolllll
50:00 <fawks> I've just been cocooned in a blanket on my couch
50:00 <fawks> :'(
50:00 <Serenity> that sounds lovely
50:00 <Serenity> ive been cleaning
50:00 <amsy> what did you dooo?
50:00 <fawks> I sprained my ankle yesti
50:00 <amsy> nooo :(
50:00 <fawks> DONT U READ GROUP CHAT
50:00 <Serenity> derped down the stairs lol
50:00 <fawks> I was textng from the docs
50:00 <slinky_J> u need clown nurses to kiss it betta?
50:00 <amsy> not qhen therws like 546 messages ok
51:00 <fawks> I tripped down the stairs bb
51:00 <fawks> Lol
51:00 <fawks> Cos I'm full retard
51:00 <amsy> its way past bubblewrap time
51:00 <fawks> Ikr
51:00 <Serenity> did u see me cat on fb fawks lol
51:00 <fawks> The doctor said the same thing 
51:00 <fawks> "We need to wrap you in bybblewrap*
51:00 <fawks> I'm like pls stfu and make me curry
51:00 <fawks> But ibdidnnt actually say that.
51:00 <fawks> No sez I'll check now
52:00 <amsy> haha i saw my dr at the pharmacy yesterday and he smiled at me, id never seen him smile before and it was weird
52:00 <fawks> LOL SEZ
52:00 <fawks> pls show amsy that
53:00 <amsy> show me cat yes
53:00 <slinky_J> if ur gyno smiles at u
53:00 <slinky_J> reeooww
54:00 <Serenity> ok
54:00 <fawks> Hahahahah
54:00 <Serenity> noticed to you amsy
54:00 <amsy> hahahahaha baaaabbbyyyy
54:00 <Serenity> hes an idiot jhaha
54:00 <fawks> Lolllll
54:00 <amsy> i like the colouring
55:00 <Serenity> it was his birfday yesterday haha
55:00 <amsy> haha cute
56:00 <amsy> its ciscos in like 9 days
56:00 <Serenity> aww
56:00 <Serenity> i do love kitties
56:00 <MrMark> i do
57:00 <amsy> :)
57:00 <fawks> Can one of you fly here and cook for me pks
57:00 <Serenity> i want a seafood stir fry
57:00 <fawks> I was gonna order a pizza but I don't wanna be bad
58:00 <Serenity> prawns, squid, scallops
58:00 <fawks> A cheat meal won't kill me right 
58:00 <stompin> fawks fresh air for u.
58:00 <Serenity> it wont kill you
58:00 <fawks> was meant to see me sissy yesterday before I fell
58:00 <fawks> Wahhh
59:00 <fawks> She rang to tell me about a "kangagoo"
59:00 <fawks> heheheehehe
59:00 <Serenity> omgg haha
59:00 <Serenity> thats so damn cute
59:00 <fawks> She's adorbs
59:00 <fawks> Wanna bash her
00:00 <amsy> lolll
00:00 <amsy> yessss the following time
00:00 <fawks> YAY
00:00 <fawks> I'm so happy you like it
00:00 <amsy> feat breakfast
01:00 <fawks> As much as I liked orph!@/;)4'
01:00 <fawks> Um
01:00 <fawks> LOL
01:00 <fawks> orphan black 
01:00 <amsy> lmao
01:00 <amsy> arabic
01:00 <fawks> Have u finished s1 yet
01:00 <amsy> yup
01:00 <fawks> YAY
01:00 <fawks> that was quick 
01:00 <amsy> haha
01:00 <amsy> home sick
02:00 <amsy> :))))))
02:00 <fawks> You were at like e7 yesterday 
02:00 <fawks> Lol
02:00 <fawks> GOOD
02:00 <fawks> good that you're flying through not sik
02:00 <amsy> lmao
02:00 <fawks> what's for bfast
02:00 <TheRon> chicken
03:00 <amsy> weetbix
03:00 <amsy> and banana
04:00 <stompin> bacon and eggs
05:00 <simba> TheRon how r u feeling
06:00 <slinky_J> YOUR TEAM WON
06:00 <TheRon> i need breasts
08:00 <simba> what happened man
08:00 <simba> u guys r cooked
08:00 <fawks> How do people leave pizza out all night and eat it without getting sick
08:00 <TheRon> it happens to the best of us
08:00 <fawks> hooow
08:00 <simba> lol cos its only like 10 hours fawks
09:00 <simba> thats how i justify it.
09:00 <fawks> only
09:00 <fawks> lol
09:00 <simba> 10 hours is not saomanella creating time
09:00 <fawks> a what
09:00 <fawks> LOL
09:00 <simba> SALMONELLA
09:00 <fawks> soggy sao
09:00 <fawks> if I leave anything out more than 3 hours I freak out
09:00 <Serenity> depends on the weather for me
09:00 <fawks> And usually ask sez 
09:00 <fawks> If its ok
09:00 <Serenity> if its cold id eat it if its hot no way
09:00 <Nikky`> If any food is left out, its in the bin
09:00 <simba> the mom of irc
09:00 <Serenity> i havent killed you yet!
09:00 <Serenity> ahaha
09:00 <fawks> loll
10:00 <fawks> "Are my eggs rotten"
10:00 <fawks> *sends pic*
10:00 <amsy> lmao
10:00 <amsy> cute
10:00 <Serenity> only time ive ever had food poisoning was from a chicken roll bought somewhere else
10:00 <Serenity> god that was hell
12:00 <stebie> berishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
12:00 <Serenity> bless you
12:00 <stebie> no ._.
13:00 <Serenity> :P
13:00 <MrMark> i just drank a bottle of JD
13:00 <stebie> MrMark, that means you can drink another
13:00 <Serenity> no you didnt
13:00 <stebie> he did, it was just travel-size
14:00 <stebie> 50ml or whatever they are
14:00 <Serenity> ahaha
14:00 <MrMark> 700ml
14:00 <stebie> you're typing too legibly
15:00 <simba> he could be taking 10 mins to type and correct each line before hitting enter
15:00 <Serenity> i can type pre good when im drunk
15:00 <Serenity> its a talent
16:00 <TheRon> showing your boobs is also a talent
16:00 <Serenity> or maybe he literally just skolled it and in 20 mins he will be passed out
16:00 <stebie> lol
17:00 <simba> MrMark knows qwerty too well to let it misrepresent him
19:00 <MrMark> yess
20:00 <stebie> took him over 2 mins for 4 characters
20:00 <slinky_J> y r ppl so afraid that food is out to kill them!
20:00 <fawks> I just drank 4L of vodka
20:00 <amsy> woo get naked!
20:00 <MrMark> no u ddidnt
21:00 <TheRon> oh alright!
21:00 <fawks> lmao
21:00 <fawks> Ofc I didn't u turdgobbler
21:00 <amsy> lolll
21:00 <fawks> bb no u
21:00 <Nikky`> I just drank 2 litres of water.. thats right, can't believe I am not passed out yet
22:00 <nate> Nikky` was jogging around the block, making the boys do O faces
22:00 <fawks> :o
22:00 <TheRon> bouncy breasts
23:00 <Nikky`> lol if I jogged around the block i'd 1: be so out of breath and dying and 2: many would point in laugh
23:00 <slinky_J> mmm cold water
25:00 <nate> black widow slinky_J!
25:00 <TheRon> all the other kids with the pumped up kicks
27:00 <nate> TheRon u go out dancing much?
27:00 <TheRon> no
27:00 <nate> comeon ;D
28:00 <TheRon> doin the last lager waltz
28:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCeEN-VVSac&list=RDMMu3u22OYqFGo&index=15
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rick Ross - Speedin' ft. R. Kelly Views: 14,291,632 Uploader: RickRossVEVO Uploaded: Nov 22, 2009 Duration: 4m24s Rating: 4.74
29:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
29:00 <Dugnuts> what should i have for dinner tonight
29:00 <nate> Dugnuts lobster
30:00 <Dugnuts> yeah thats not gonna happen
30:00 <nate> go over 2 ya girlfriends house ;l
30:00 <TheRon> tuna tacos?
31:00 <Dugnuts> dont have one of those
31:00 <Dugnuts> if i did i prolly would have cooked a roast for us both
32:00 <nate> boyfriends house?
32:00 <nate> SNAP!
32:00 <Dugnuts> ho ho ho
32:00 <Dugnuts> nope
32:00 <Dugnuts> im a single man
32:00 <nate> catch of the year
32:00 <Nikky`> Who can't cook a roast for one
33:00 <Dugnuts> not worth the effort
33:00 <Nikky`> Sometimes it is
33:00 <Nikky`> And yummy
33:00 <TheRon> chinese food delivered?
33:00 <slinky_J> y teh FUCK is The Avengers on again
33:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
33:00 <slinky_J> was on last week O_o
34:00 <Dugnuts> thinking about it
34:00 <Dugnuts> but i dont think theres any good chinese nearby
34:00 <nate> slinky_J just kiss me and forget about it :D
34:00 <slinky_J> lols
34:00 <nate> Dugnuts just have a bowl of noodles and cry yourself to sleep
35:00 <Dugnuts> harsh man
35:00 <nate> it happens :D
35:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, harsh - he can cry himself to sleep without the noodles
35:00 <Nikky`> golly gosh :P
35:00 <nate> think of slinky_J playing his ps4 
36:00 <nate> that will make u happy
36:00 <Dugnuts> therea a lot of thai nearby apparently
36:00 <Dugnuts> bleh
37:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDP_dULGfGk&list=RDMMu3u22OYqFGo&index=40
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Keith Sweat - Twisted Views: 11,213,943 Uploader: originalmuthapukkca2 Uploaded: Oct 16, 2009 Duration: 4m32s Rating: 4.89
37:00 <nate> baby baby Dugnuts i know!
37:00 <nate> eat something that pleases you
38:00 <Dugnuts> thats the plan
38:00 <nate> slinky_Js nuts!
38:00 <nate> or your own ;D
38:00 <nate> snap!
38:00 <Dugnuts> unless they are salted cashews
38:00 <Dugnuts> no thanks
38:00 <Nikky`> I need to organise dinner..whatever I decide on
38:00 <Nikky`> effert tho :/
38:00 <nate> i had salt n pepper cashews last night, not so good
39:00 <nate> u know u want my lovin baaaaby!
39:00 <nate> what song u got on Dugnuts?
39:00 <Dugnuts> none
39:00 <stompin> nuts
39:00 <Dugnuts> i was just playing gta5
39:00 <Dugnuts> now im hungry, thought i'd ask you guys for idea
40:00 <Dugnuts> ideas
40:00 <TheRon> white stripes - icky thump
40:00 <Dugnuts> i really want chinese now
40:00 <Nikky`> I think you should go to work for me tomorrow stompin..and I shall take your week off
40:00 <Nikky`> Then order chinese?
40:00 <Nikky`> Surely there is one near you
40:00 <nate> stompin can slide up and down the stripper pole with ease, such talent ;l
40:00 <Nikky`> I mean, there is.. I know this from my stalking 
40:00 <Nikky`> haha zaim <3
41:00 <zaim> x
41:00 <nate> lOOFY! welcome to your dream life
41:00 <nate> i wouldnt mind catching a barra
41:00 <nate> right this minute
41:00 <nate> hmm barra ;D
41:00 <Dugnuts> nearest one is in tullamarine
41:00 <Dugnuts> which isnt really close
42:00 <Nikky`> Ummm then go - mexican
42:00 <Dugnuts> again
42:00 <Dugnuts> but im not in the mood for mexican
42:00 <Dugnuts> maybe i'll just go get nandos
42:00 <Dugnuts> thats close
42:00 <Nikky`> nandos is good
42:00 <Nikky`> its great 
43:00 <Dugnuts> it is
43:00 <Dugnuts> ahh well
43:00 <Loof> kfc > nandos
43:00 <Dugnuts> better put some pants on
43:00 <Dugnuts> no way Longie
43:00 <Dugnuts> Loof
43:00 <Dugnuts> even
43:00 <simba> kfc is fucked up man
44:00 <simba> he msuta been trolling
44:00 <Dugnuts> i cant believe that here in victoria hot and spicy is a special
44:00 <Nikky`> Sometimes places prefer you have pants on when you go into them
44:00 <slinky_J> nah kfc over nandos any day yo
45:00 <Nikky`> No way can you compare kfc to nandos.. kfc is vomit compared to it
45:00 <Dugnuts> i had trackies on
45:00 <Dugnuts> but i gotta put proper pants on
45:00 <Nikky`> oh, then go in your trackies
45:00 <Nikky`> ppl wont judge
45:00 <slinky_J> yer
45:00 <slinky_J> not comparable anyway
46:00 <Dugnuts> its at the shopping centre
46:00 <Dugnuts> they might
46:00 <Dugnuts> anyways
46:00 <Dugnuts> bbl
46:00 <Nikky`> Anyway I am off
46:00 <Nikky`> see you all next weekend
47:00 <TheRon> off like a jewish
48:00 <picard> Elli
48:00 <picard> Ello also
48:00 <nate> picard my baby!
48:00 <nate> how are u
48:00 <picard> Nate huni
48:00 <nate> rockin the world
49:00 <picard> Living the dream mate
52:00 <TNT> fawks' song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsoOrVbVdQ
52:00 <slinky_J> fk me the blacks in america are going boonta
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ABBA - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) ''Musicvideo-edit'' Views: 28,653 Uploader: ILoveFridaLyngstad Uploaded: Jan 26, 2012 Duration: 4m48s Rating: 4.80
52:00 <simba> good slinky_J
52:00 <slinky_J> i know how to solve this problem, only send black officers into black neighbourhoods
52:00 <slinky_J> ;D
52:00 <simba> what black officers lol
52:00 <slinky_J> some black guy died ater being arrested by white cops
53:00 <simba> hope they have a massive civil war
53:00 <nate> get past this race shit :P
53:00 <nate> cops are ment to be cunts
53:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
54:00 <slinky_J> how about stop shooting your own kind with ak47s and selling crack to kids
54:00 <simba> dont be as dumb as nate
55:00 <nate> no one can be that dumb
55:00 <slinky_J> lool
57:00 <nate> wheres my flying car slinky_J
58:00 <slinky_J> o teh last episode of seinfeld is on
04:00 <nate> hi b-meat!
05:00 <British^Meat> no
06:00 <nate> ohh b-have
10:00 <stompin> oh man i feel like a food run in gona happen
11:00 <British^Meat> ooer
12:00 <nate> have a nibble on British^Meat
12:00 <nate> done and done
13:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9odvl3tfEU&list=RDMMu3u22OYqFGo&index=30
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Scooter - Nessaja (Official Video HQ) Views: 7,399,255 Uploader: Kontor.TV Uploaded: Feb 19, 2009 Duration: 3m28s Rating: 4.89
13:00 <nate> TokenDaRing u here to chat up a storm!!! the masses need u
13:00 <TokenDaRing> ?
15:00 <Dugnuts> mmm nandos
16:00 <stompin> mmmm ya mummas roast
20:00 <MrMark> im pissssssssed!!
21:00 <stompin> goo
21:00 <stompin> piss ur self then
31:00 <MrMark> no
41:00 <nate> hi Zade!
41:00 <nate> welcome to funky town
41:00 <Zade> hello nate
41:00 <Zade> thank you
41:00 <Zade> its always been a dream to get to funky town 
44:00 <slinky_J> is back!
44:00 <nate> slinky_J work out with me!
45:00 <slinky_J> no way 
45:00 <slinky_J> human should be resting!
46:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDewhHxUMAE3wdo.jpg:large
46:00 <couleurs> me irl
50:00 <couleurs> <Loof> superfunhappyslide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <British^Meat> youre kinda cute couleurs, nut you look like high maintenance
51:00 <couleurs> i'm a bich!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <nate> couleurs u look like every irc guys dream girl
52:00 <nate> poor u ;D
54:00 <slinky_J> oh ma glob
54:00 <slinky_J> all these dudes on MKR sportin the hipster hair
55:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
56:00 <nate> they pommys give em a break :D
56:00 <TheRiddler> dogs win!
56:00 <TheRiddler> didn't expect that result
57:00 <slinky_J> who r pommys?
57:00 <nate> on mkr
58:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))))))
01:00 <couleurs> my kitchen ruels!!1
01:00 <nate> get in the kitchen girl ;D
01:00 <nate> nah guys belong in the kitchen, girls can goto gym :D
01:00 <nate> ROCK IT!
02:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5anLPw0Efmo&list=RDMMu3u22OYqFGo&index=27
02:00 <nate> sunday night
04:00 <nate> LOOF!
04:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/8C73Xpw.jpg me
05:00 <Loof> yawn
06:00 <nate> http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i53/5/9/6/frabz-Bitch-you-wasnt-with-me-shooting-in-the-gym-970933.jpg
06:00 <nate> meeeeh!
07:00 <amsy> lol that face
07:00 <nate> i like snap peas!!!
07:00 <couleurs> hi amsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07:00 <amsy> hi cc !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡
07:00 <Loof> same shit ery day
08:00 <amsy> nate, there was this eurovision song by monetnegro and i swear in the song he says "i dont like snow peas"
08:00 <amsy> montenegro*
09:00 <Loof> funny as
09:00 <couleurs> i'm a montenegro
09:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/D6S-FNLv2jQ hahaha
09:00 <amsy> such a weird song
09:00 <zaim> couleurs so am i
10:00 <zaim> where abouts?
10:00 <couleurs> negro
10:00 <zaim> lol
10:00 <couleurs> r u really i was joe king
11:00 <zaim> i am yeah
11:00 <couleurs> cool!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <zaim> thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <couleurs> hold on amsy i got to turn off fifa...
11:00 <Loof> god could couleurs be any more boring
13:00 <British^Meat> lol @ Loof
14:00 <couleurs> :P
16:00 <doctor> i'm a bit bored actually - having interests and wants are difficult
16:00 <British^Meat> no
16:00 <British^Meat> no no no no no
16:00 <British^Meat> i cannot believe that ppl can be bored and on IRC
16:00 <British^Meat> it makes zero sense
16:00 <Loof> want nothing - problem solved
17:00 <doctor> well, it's like anything that was once interesting really
17:00 <doctor> wanting nothing is very difficult
18:00 <Loof> i'm just sick of worker drones with no soul
18:00 <doctor> people do what they need to survive, doesn't mean they're happy about it
18:00 <British^Meat> <Loof> wah wah wah wah fucking wah wah wah wah wah 
18:00 <Loof> then they should just stfu
18:00 <doctor> most people wouldn't work if they didn't have to
19:00 <Loof> they too comfortable to be interesting
19:00 <doctor> don't hate on the working man, they too struggle
20:00 <Loof> shutp phone i know you're flat, winging about it isn't going to make me charge you
20:00 <doctor> lol
23:00 <Loof> brb
24:00 <couleurs> i had some anzac biscuits 
24:00 <couleurs> doin' my bit 4 da troops
27:00 <couleurs> how many weetbix do u do ?
30:00 <nate> 100 vitabrits
30:00 <TNT> weed bix kids
30:00 <British^Meat> 0
30:00 <British^Meat> i hate when they go soggy
31:00 <amsy> whattt
31:00 <StrykerX> First line when I log back in "i hate when they go soggy"
31:00 <StrykerX> Did I return at a bad time?
31:00 <StrykerX> lol
31:00 <British^Meat> :)
31:00 <looof> fucking bitch
31:00 <looof> she had me kicked out
32:00 <TNT> lol
32:00 <looof> fuck you tnt
32:00 <looof> dont you fucking start ok
32:00 <looof> no one fucking cares
32:00 <British^Meat> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
32:00 <British^Meat> @ LOOOOOF
32:00 <looof> i get fucking kicked out by that stupid cow
33:00 <TNT> u do obviously
33:00 <looof> bet you all laughing at me
33:00 <British^Meat> man up
33:00 <StrykerX> rofl
33:00 <StrykerX> Loof is raging
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> :-/
33:00 <StrykerX> He might go beat his wife again.
33:00 <British^Meat> his brain is soggy
33:00 <simba> that wasnt Loof u morans
33:00 <simba> u all got owned!!!!!
34:00 <StrykerX> Morons*
34:00 <couleurs> lol
34:00 <simba> moran is a step above ie. u
34:00 <British^Meat> werent the morans part of the criminal underworld?
34:00 <StrykerX> Yup
35:00 <TokenDaRing> simba wouldn't know that
35:00 <TokenDaRing> it involves things that happen outside of his home
35:00 <StrykerX> So, we were informed it wasn't Loof and we were apart of the underworld
35:00 <StrykerX> Nice!
35:00 <simba> dylan moran is my homie
35:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: I think the extra o gave it away as someone like pliv or mayo
35:00 <TokenDaRing> oh and the host
36:00 <StrykerX> Valid point.
36:00 <StrykerX> Loof is too drug fucked to know how to use a bnc.
36:00 <simba> i dont think loof uses drugs
36:00 <TokenDaRing> also if he's kicked out of home, how's he complaining on IRC?
36:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: he does, or claims he does
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Smokes
36:00 <StrykerX> He isn't. He came back saying his wife got taken.
37:00 <TokenDaRing> tbh it's kinda hard to tell if anything he says is real or just dreamed up
37:00 <StrykerX> Along with another name, I'm assuming was his kid.
37:00 <StrykerX> Which, by IRC standard, translates to: They left when the cops rocked up.
37:00 <TokenDaRing> he's probably off kicking doors
38:00 <StrykerX> Yup. Especially now there's nobody to report him.
38:00 <simba> he's definitely not talking about you guys
38:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: play nice
38:00 <simba> i am nice
38:00 <TokenDaRing> good joke
38:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean, bad joke
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Evanescence - My Immortal Views: 194,820,306 Uploader: EvanescenceVEVO Uploaded: Dec 2, 2009 Duration: 4m33s Rating: 4.93
42:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: have a bad day at work today mate?
42:00 <StrykerX> Ugh.. Bed soon. Back to early starts at work.
43:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of junkies
43:00 <StrykerX> Sup Loof?
43:00 <nate> LOoFy is high on life!
44:00 <nate> i believe the white lion silly me :D
45:00 <StrykerX> Hi Liinda 
45:00 <StrykerX> How are you?
46:00 <couleurs> we hate Loof, we love nate !
46:00 <Loof> <couleurs> hi liinda
46:00 <Liinda> hai StrykerX Im good hows u
46:00 <nate> couleurs has been sniffing paint :D
46:00 <Loof> all da despos
46:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda !
46:00 <Loof> pounce on da ladies
46:00 <Liinda> hi Loof :P
46:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
46:00 <Loof> yep
46:00 <StrykerX> Good thx :)
47:00 <Mufasa> simba, I am your father
47:00 <StrykerX> Hahahah
47:00 <Mufasa> never go to that dark place
47:00 <British^Meat> this guy :)
47:00 <Mufasa> I am your father, do as you are told
47:00 <StrykerX> Mufasa, Broadmeadows?
47:00 <StrykerX> Or Frankston?
48:00 <Mufasa> No, I mean Smithfield
48:00 <StrykerX> Oh right.
48:00 <Mufasa> we must never go there
48:00 <Mufasa> simba, I AM YOUR FATHER
48:00 <Mufasa> who is your daddy and what does he do?
48:00 <Liinda> i saw lion King, was freaking awesome
49:00 <couleurs> me 2
49:00 <Mufasa> simba was just a little whiny cub in that movie
49:00 <Liinda> have you seen the theatre show of it tho?
49:00 <Mufasa> only reason he got anywhere in life was his father
49:00 <Mufasa> HIS FATHER
49:00 <bee_girl> iWatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <Liinda> yeah just like any other spoilt brat
49:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <Mufasa> simba ran away
50:00 <Mufasa> what a brat
50:00 <Mufasa> kids like simba can't do anything for themselves, always relying on their fathers
51:00 <Mufasa> simba, I am your father
51:00 <Mufasa> remember me
51:00 <StrykerX> Remember who you are..
51:00 <Mufasa> remember what I do for you
52:00 <Mufasa> you little ingrate shit
52:00 <nate> Mufasa message me!
52:00 <nate> i need u ;D
52:00 <Mufasa> nate go piss your pants
52:00 <TNT> Liinda bella
52:00 <Mufasa> like the little wussy faggot you are
52:00 <TNT> \o
52:00 <TokenDaRing> mmmm eggplant soup
52:00 <TokenDaRing> with french toast
52:00 <StrykerX> Bottom of the barrel tonight
52:00 <TNT> TakinItInDaRing
52:00 <StrykerX> picard hello
52:00 <Liinda> Hi TNT =)
53:00 <Mufasa> picard urinates in a cup and pours it over himself
53:00 <Loof> he pictard does your wife ever use your head as a mirror to do her makeup?
53:00 <nate> wheres b1!!!:l
53:00 <Mufasa> and thinks to himself mmmmm nice hot piss
53:00 <Liinda> hi picard
53:00 <picard> StrykerX: hi
53:00 <picard> Liinda: hello hun
53:00 <TokenDaRing> TNT: want some eggplants, friend?
53:00 <picard> Loof:  always
53:00 <couleurs> amsy: Hi Hon
53:00 <Mufasa> simba, you little whiny bludger, remember what I do for you
54:00 <Mufasa> and remember how you do nothing in return
54:00 <Mufasa> you are a parasite, son
54:00 <nate> Mufasa get him a girlfriend!
54:00 <nate> ya sister free?
54:00 <picard> No thanks nate
54:00 <Mufasa> I killed her
54:00 <Mufasa> and ate her
54:00 <Mufasa> such is the circle of life nate
54:00 <picard> Was she tasty
55:00 <nate> no way, u are not an apex predator ;l
55:00 <Mufasa> not for you picard since you are a piss drinker
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
55:00 <StrykerX> Sup Kaka?
55:00 <Mufasa> picard pays chris to piss on him
55:00 <Mufasa> pisssssssssssssssss
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
56:00 <nate> Mufasa probably does
56:00 <nate> its their choice ;D
56:00 <picard> Kate hello
57:00 <Mufasa> picard puts his face inside horses arseholes
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
57:00 <Mufasa> and licks around looooooooooooool
57:00 <Mufasa> picard pissssssssssssssssssss
57:00 <nate> i think everyone needs to urinate ;l
58:00 <Mufasa> picard doesnt
58:00 <nate> Mufasa u bes borang!
58:00 <Mufasa> he just pisses his pants like a kid
58:00 <picard> Mufasa: is the gay lion
58:00 <nate> Mufasa get some friends bra
58:00 <Mufasa> picard not gay not interested in you
58:00 <nate> gym buddies are da best
58:00 <StrykerX> picard, being homophobic.. You should ignore him then.
58:00 <British^Meat> lol @ Mufasa, trying so hard :)
59:00 <amsy> lol hi cc
59:00 <Mufasa> fuck off picard and dont pm me
59:00 <Mufasa> not interested you wankstick
59:00 <picard> Pmsl y would I pm u faggot
59:00 <nate> i pméd u Mufasa about sex on the beach :D
59:00 <Mufasa> fuck if i know shithead
59:00 <nate> yay hawt!
59:00 <Loof> who the fuck is cc amsy and why do you just say hello to it 987987345 a day
59:00 <picard> Nate will,fuck u in he arse then Make u suck his dick
00:00 <Mufasa> Loof go kick some doors in you fucking shitthief
00:00 <Loof> shittheif
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <nate> picard sounds dreamy
00:00 <Loof> love it
00:00 <StrykerX> Loof is angry. Guess the cops came back.
00:00 <Loof> gotta remember that one
00:00 <picard> StrykerX: what did u do this weekend
00:00 <nate> Loof cc is couleurs i believe??:)
00:00 <StrykerX> picard, your wife.
00:00 <StrykerX> She's gaping mate.
00:00 <picard> Was she good?
00:00 <couleurs> Loof and Picard are the worst people who join here imo
00:00 <StrykerX> You should get her put in to be stitched up.
01:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: I agree
01:00 <British^Meat> yer, im with you couleurs :/
01:00 <StrykerX> Agreed couleurs.
01:00 <nate> i dont hate i only love British^Meat!
01:00 <nate> yay!
01:00 <Mufasa> loof is a fucking spastic bumlicker
01:00 <picard> StrykerX: I'd suggest u have a check up mate,herpies is a gift for life
01:00 <Loof> well that one wasn't so funny
01:00 <Loof> was kinda like a 6 year old came up with it
01:00 <Loof> u can do better than that
01:00 <Mufasa> fucking suits you then
01:00 <StrykerX> picard, so you have herpies?
02:00 <Loof> enjoy your ban pedo
02:00 <Mufasa> when you going to the mental ward next loof?
02:00 <nate> i knew a girl with herpies, horrible!
02:00 <picard> Nun she does
02:00 <Serenity> its not herpes if its everywhere
02:00 <Mufasa> hear they got your bed ready again loofy lof
02:00 <Loof> Mufasa is plivent?
02:00 <picard> Serenity: speaking from experience?
02:00 <Loof> Mufasa love dem little boys
03:00 <Serenity> its a movie quote you silly old twonk
03:00 <Mufasa> loof you're one to talk you psycho little shit
03:00 <picard> Twonk?
03:00 <Loof> 6'4 but i'm little
03:00 <Loof> hahahahaha
03:00 <Mufasa> you mean twink i think
03:00 <Loof> funny little fiary
03:00 <picard> Wtf is a twonk?
03:00 <couleurs> thank u
03:00 <Serenity> no i dont
03:00 <Mufasa> he's a fucking twinky fairy
03:00 <Loof> copies me
03:00 <Loof> what a tard
03:00 <Mufasa> loof your wife is having sex with your neighbour
03:00 <Mufasa> better go scream at her huh????
04:00 <Mufasa> hey simba
04:00 <Loof> enjoy your ban
04:00 <Mufasa> I AM YOUR FATHER
04:00 <StrykerX> He can't.. Mufasa.
04:00 <Loof> mufaggot
04:00 <StrykerX> She got taken away.
04:00 <Mufasa> LOOOOOOOOOOOL
04:00 <StrykerX> For her own protection.
04:00 <picard> Mufasa: get some new material
04:00 <Mufasa> did she/???
04:00 <Mufasa> loof gonna get done for partner abuse
04:00 <Mufasa> hahaha
04:00 <Loof> partner abuse
04:00 <Mufasa> he'll fucking love the slammer
04:00 <Loof> wow is that what it's called
04:00 <Loof> lol is that the legal term
04:00 <Loof> you fucking spastic
04:00 <Mufasa> better go piss yourself in the shower loof
04:00 <Serenity> spousal abuse
04:00 <Mufasa> loooooooool
05:00 <picard> Suicide it's the best option
05:00 <StrykerX> Domestic violence.
05:00 <Loof> partner abuse lol
05:00 <Loof> what a tard
05:00 <Mufasa> picard it is so please go first
05:00 <Loof> bet he likes little boys
05:00 <Mufasa> you and loof show us how its done
05:00 <Mufasa> loof mate i'm not picard ok
05:00 <Mufasa> kids don't interest me
05:00 <picard> Should this cunt be band
05:00 <picard> Banned ffs auto correct
06:00 <Loof> enjoy your ban Mufaggot
06:00 <Mufasa> loof you said that the last 5 minutes
06:00 <Mufasa> loooool
07:00 <picard> Byèeeeeeeeeee
07:00 <Loof> and keep playing WoW, it's as obsolete as your brain
07:00 <Mufasa> loooo loof thats you
07:00 <Mufasa> you play wow looooooooool
07:00 <Loof> lil bitch
07:00 <Mufasa> gotta get to level 80 right?
07:00 <British^Meat> ummm, wow isnt obselete
07:00 <British^Meat> wtf?
07:00 <Loof> plivent loves meth
07:00 <Loof> loves the fuck out of it
08:00 <British^Meat> couleurs
08:00 <gdrc> couleurs: hax!!!!!
08:00 <British^Meat> #tombraiderps4
08:00 <Mufasa> loof how come you are the one who goes into the mental house
08:00 <Mufasa> not me
08:00 <Loof> couleurs can you be less boring pls, kthanks
08:00 <Mufasa> looooooooool
08:00 <Loof> fifaggot
08:00 <Mufasa> couleurs is way fucking better than you loofy poos
08:00 <British^Meat> woah
08:00 <British^Meat> Loof is on fire tonight :)
09:00 <British^Meat> I expect many an apology through the week
09:00 <couleurs> i haven't played tomb raider since the original 1 on the playstation 1
09:00 <Loof> love the way couleurs just says hi to all the ladies, then can't think of anything more to say
09:00 <Loof> it's so lame and awkward
09:00 <picard> Fuck off
09:00 <nate> couleurs did u do the nude hack?:)
09:00 <Loof> wonder if it will ever get him laid
09:00 <Mufasa> loof yeah he dont abuse them like you do
09:00 <Mufasa> looooooool
09:00 <British^Meat> can i request Loof be kicked/banned?
09:00 <Loof> doubt it
09:00 <Mufasa> faggot
09:00 <picard> Gamer cunt
09:00 <StrykerX> I second British^Meat's request.
09:00 <Liinda> Loof come on.. couleurs asked me out on a ps4 date
09:00 <Mufasa> hahahahahahaha picard going off at people for playing games while sitting on irc
09:00 <StrykerX> He's bringing the channel down bad.
09:00 <British^Meat> its official
09:00 <Mufasa> what a fucking faggot shit
09:00 <Loof> LOL!!!!
10:00 <Liinda> but i on;y have Xbox 
10:00 <amsy> he talks a lot
10:00 <nate> i request British^Meat for a huggley poos:)
10:00 <Liinda> :P
10:00 <British^Meat> i have officially requested it
10:00 <picard> I'd rather see Mufasa banned
10:00 <Loof> sure amsy eat a dick
10:00 <TokenDaRing> I second British^Meat's request
10:00 <couleurs> yes i masturbated to lara croft's pixels
10:00 <TokenDaRing> and also add Picard to the list
10:00 <British^Meat> her point huge pixels
10:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard and Loof are literally the most worthless IRCers
10:00 <StrykerX> I second adding picard to the list, TokenDaRing
10:00 <nate> why ban people, they have feelings!
10:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
10:00 <Mufasa> TokenDaRing go sniff ya dads bum
10:00 <TNT> Liinda, 100 bux in 20's n u can take me to dinnah :P
10:00 <picard> What's TokenDaRing raging about?
10:00 <Mufasa> you whimpy cunt
11:00 <Liinda> if all the troll swere banned there'd be nobody on here
11:00 <TokenDaRing> [21:11:08] <Liinda> if all the troll swere banned there'd be nobody on here
11:00 <TokenDaRing> not half wrong, Liinda
11:00 <Liinda> ;)
11:00 <amsy> lol
12:00 <nate> bitching all day is way worse, than a dumb troll :D
12:00 <Liinda> some trolls are fun
12:00 <Liinda> if they troll and have a sense of humour
12:00 <Loof> you should have said you'd be the only one left here Liinda, otherwise you're calling yourself a troll too :P
12:00 <Liinda> if they just insult people that gets kinda boring
12:00 <TheRiddler> hai Liinda
12:00 <StrykerX> I notice as soon as one of the dicks gets banned, Loof goes quiet.
13:00 <StrykerX> Doesn't want to be next when he really should be.
13:00 <StrykerX> If you re-read what was said.
13:00 <Liinda> Hehe Loof, was gonna say that but thought it would come across pig headed :P
13:00 <Loof> lol cool 
13:00 <Liinda> hai TheRiddler
13:00 <Loof> hai TheWeebo
13:00 <Loof> he's another one who just says hi to the ladies
13:00 <Loof> pennies in the machine
13:00 <Loof> waiting for the jackpot that never comes
13:00 <Liinda> Its ok Loof, once i show them my shlong they will stop doing it
14:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <Liinda> :P
14:00 <amsy> show it to me 
14:00 <Loof> yawn
14:00 <TheRiddler> chicks with dicks
14:00 <Loof> faux lesbianism
14:00 <TheRiddler> hot
14:00 <TokenDaRing> can we please get rid of Loof?
14:00 <Loof> so over it
14:00 <TokenDaRing> all he's doing is abusing people
14:00 <amsy> haha 
14:00 <TheRiddler> Loof?
14:00 <TheRiddler> yes
14:00 <Liinda> Loof just needs a cuddle
14:00 <amsy> yet we are talking about dick?
15:00 <TokenDaRing> Loof needs a padded cell
15:00 <amsy> and some weed
15:00 <TokenDaRing> apparently
15:00 <Liinda> Yup
15:00 <amsy> then it will be happy hour
15:00 <TheRiddler> he was in a padded cell
15:00 <TokenDaRing> and a few benzos
15:00 <Loof> i dont need weed
15:00 <Loof> i just need you people to be less boring
15:00 <amsy> well loof, what do you want to talk about?
15:00 <nate> loof can i come over?:)
16:00 <thestig> weed
16:00 <thestig> drugs
16:00 <Loof> you have nothing in yoru brain that intersts me
16:00 <TokenDaRing> amsy: he just wants to power rant about his fucked up life
16:00 <Loof> thestink
16:00 <amsy> stig :)
16:00 <Loof> gtfo
16:00 <thestig> amsy <3
16:00 <Loof> you're all work no play, just gtfo
16:00 <Loof> dull fuckers
16:00 <thestig> loof wants to know his sperm is yellow 
16:00 <Loof> waiting...
16:00 <Liinda> Stigggnessssss
16:00 <amsy> we used to have conversation about good shows to watch? 
17:00 <Loof> before you started timing how long i'm away for
17:00 <Liinda> Loof... do I bore you?
17:00 <thestig> daredevil is a good show
17:00 <StrykerX> Good idea amsy
17:00 <Loof> was kinda creepy
17:00 <thestig> hi liinda
17:00 <amsy> lol i said that once
17:00 <StrykerX> What's good on Netflix?
17:00 <StrykerX> I need something to watch.
17:00 <amsy> and it was on the same page
17:00 <TokenDaRing> I really wish Loof would get hit by a bus
17:00 <amsy> so i wasnt really timing
17:00 <TokenDaRing> or a train
17:00 <Loof> whatevs
17:00 <amsy> juat a quick glance at timestamp
17:00 <couleurs> me 2
17:00 <thestig> im watching american netflix so much more on there
17:00 <Loof> no you're fine Liinda
17:00 <thestig> good old vpn
17:00 <Liinda> <3
17:00 <Loof> <3
17:00 <couleurs> wish he just died, who cares
17:00 <StrykerX> I feel sorry for the driver there, TokenDaRing
17:00 <amsy> norwegian netflix sucks
17:00 <Loof> hulu?
18:00 <Loof> fffs
18:00 <Liinda> Not sure i care for netflix
18:00 <amsy> but im watching The Following atm
18:00 <StrykerX> Australian Netflix is missing alot.
18:00 <amsy> and its good
18:00 <Doodle> Liinda likes fingerflix more
18:00 <Liinda> i dont watch tv to care
18:00 <thestig> ansy i will check it out
18:00 <Liinda> DOODLE! :P
18:00 <amsy> Kevin Bacon \o/
18:00 <Doodle> hai :)
18:00 <Liinda> BeanFLix
18:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <Loof> hahaha
18:00 <Liinda> ;)
18:00 <Doodle> cheaper
18:00 <amsy> hey roodles
19:00 <Doodle> hai amsypoos
19:00 <Doodle> how are you feeling
19:00 <Loof> with her hands
19:00 <Doodle> osnap!
19:00 <Loof> :P
19:00 <TheRiddler> well it only just came out a month ago
19:00 <amsy> feeling ok atm :) 
19:00 <Doodle> nice one :)
19:00 <thestig> sydney is colder then norway
19:00 <amsy> how are you?
20:00 <Doodle> dandy thanks
20:00 <Liinda> lol
20:00 <thestig> hi doodle
20:00 <amsy> fantastic
20:00 <couleurs> hi superfunhappyslide 
20:00 <Doodle> sup kneegrow
20:00 <thestig> lel
20:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hey couleurs
20:00 <StrykerX> superfunhappyslide, your mate's here.
20:00 <nate> meee?
20:00 <Doodle> wooo nate's here
20:00 <nate> nah i dont have any friends forgot:)
20:00 <Doodle> everybody bend over
20:00 <TheRiddler> ew dodo
20:00 <Liinda> you first Doodle
21:00 <Liinda> *fist :P
21:00 <Doodle> i'm already bent over
21:00 <g0d> i chris
21:00 <Liinda> oh
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <g0d> i fried
21:00 <Liinda> erhm
21:00 <Doodle> olawd
21:00 <TheRiddler> get a new isp pls superfunhappyslide
21:00 <nate> Doodles workin them glutes
21:00 <Doodle> its easier to talk out of my ass that way
22:00 <g0d> quit weed today
22:00 <Doodle> shut up
22:00 <Doodle> you did not
22:00 <Doodle> you just ran out
22:00 <g0d> i did quit
22:00 <g0d> got no more
22:00 <Doodle> its easier to quit if you have some sitting around
23:00 <thestig> lol
23:00 <Doodle> it is, you dont crave it as much 
23:00 <thestig> yeh i guess so
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> How come TheRiddler
23:00 <Doodle> my experience anyway
23:00 <TheRiddler> because dodo is bad that's all
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh right lol
23:00 <Doodle> he says with a quarter sitting next to him
23:00 <TheRiddler> hai Cornflake-Girl
23:00 <couleurs> hi Cornflake-Girl 
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> I don't pay for it
23:00 <amsy> doodle, stig no f1 for 2 more weeks :(
24:00 <thestig> yeh i knowww
24:00 <thestig> not good
24:00 <couleurs> SHUT UP I GET TO SAY HI TO ALL THE GIRLS FIRST
24:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <Doodle> i wish bernie would hurry up and die
24:00 <thestig> et
24:00 <amsy> haha
24:00 <couleurs> the cricket 1 already did...
25:00 <Doodle> bernie benaud
25:00 <stebie> stiggyyyyyyyyyyy
25:00 <stebie> where you been?
25:00 <thestig> stebieeee
25:00 <thestig> working and netflix
25:00 <stebie> haha nice
25:00 <Doodle> you get your fucking hands off him thestig
25:00 <thestig> :P
25:00 <thestig> lol
25:00 <amsy> filth
25:00 <Doodle> ^_^
25:00 <Doodle> lol@amsy
25:00 <amsy> lol
25:00 <Doodle> actiang all offended
25:00 <Doodle> -a
26:00 <Doodle> :/
26:00 <amsy> ;)
26:00 <Doodle> :o
27:00 <thestig> i think couleurs is broken 
28:00 <Serenity> stiggiess
28:00 <Liinda> hai stebie
28:00 <Liinda> haiii Serenity
28:00 <Serenity> linda!
28:00 <thestig> hi sezza
28:00 <amsy> hahahaha omg a friend of mine just told me about how shes trying to teach her son how to write, the letter Q is pronounced the same way as 'cow' in norwegian so hes been drawing a cow instead of writing the letter
28:00 <amsy> :')
28:00 <Doodle> haha
28:00 <thestig> lol
28:00 <Liinda> lol cute
29:00 <couleurs> i bean broken since 1994 rip kermit cocaine
29:00 <Serenity> you were born broken
29:00 <couleurs> Nooooooooooooo
30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The B52's - Rock Lobster.mp3 (6.24MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:48)
30:00 <Liinda> mm lobster
30:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn0ovf_-uJY
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: We destroyed the Apple Watch Views: 200,141 Uploader: CNET Uploaded: Apr 25, 2015 Duration: 4m40s Rating: 3.62
30:00 <couleurs> This Bich Clumsy as Fuck!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <couleurs> learn to cook!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <couleurs> cute shoes tho...
33:00 <TheRiddler> I have waffles with mixed berries in sauce n ice-cream
34:00 <Doodle> are the berries from china
34:00 <TheRiddler> no
34:00 <TheRiddler> victoria
35:00 <couleurs> barry's from china kill
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ebola berries
36:00 <amsy> wtf that peanut butter looked like diarrhoea
36:00 <amsy> why was it so runny :'(
37:00 <TheRiddler> shhh
37:00 <TheRiddler> I'm eating
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <amsy> hahaaaa
37:00 <amsy> finally
37:00 <amsy> my turn to disgust you
37:00 <Serenity> i want waffles
37:00 <Loof> life would be fine if we'd all 69
37:00 <couleurs> it was probably "lite" peanut butter...
38:00 <stebie> hey Liinda o/`
38:00 <TheRiddler> lite on peanuts
38:00 <couleurs> also american's say "NEW TELLA" it's "noo tella" ella ella ella eh eh eh
38:00 <Liinda> haii
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> stebie did you watch the game?
38:00 <g0d> fucking tokenmyarse threatens my cat
38:00 <Liinda> hi partay
39:00 <g0d> what the fuck is with that
39:00 <amsy> nuh-tella?
39:00 <Doodle> is your cat a smartarse
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Doodle> aw
39:00 <Doodle> welcome to Serenity's pm window
39:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> that was good
41:00 <picard> Mmmmmm
42:00 <picard> StrykerX:
42:00 <partay> h Liinda
42:00 <partay> picard hahaha
42:00 <picard> Partgay
42:00 <picard> Sad sorry unemployed loser
42:00 <Doodle> which part
42:00 <Loof> life would be fine if we'd all 69
43:00 <Loof> face it
43:00 <Doodle> depends on who you're 69ing with
43:00 <partay> hahahah
43:00 <partay> poor picard
43:00 <Loof> cant be too fussy tho
43:00 <Serenity> when did you become unemployed partay
43:00 <Doodle> can if i want!
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <partay> hahaha ummm just then i think 
43:00 <partay> woohoo tommorrow off 
43:00 <British^Meat> lol
43:00 <Liinda> wish i was that flexible to 69 myself
43:00 <Serenity> lol sleep innn
44:00 <Doodle> i wish i could see that Liinda
44:00 <British^Meat> picard do me next!
44:00 <Serenity> me2
44:00 <picard> Lol Liinda
44:00 <Liinda> lol
44:00 <British^Meat> i want it off too
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Remove some ribs Liinda
44:00 <picard> No one will do u British^Meat
44:00 <Liinda> >.<
44:00 <TokenDaRing> picard: would you kindly shut up and die, please
44:00 <TokenDaRing> thank you
44:00 <picard> Well maybe TokenDaRing
44:00 <British^Meat> oh, youre grumpy :(
45:00 <picard> How is me being honest considered grumpy?
45:00 <Loof> if i did a fart would you love meeeee?
45:00 <picard> No
45:00 <Loof> would you love me if it stinks?
45:00 <KillerClown> cos ir grumpy
45:00 <KillerClown> ir*
45:00 <Serenity> grumps
46:00 <KillerClown> gump this
46:00 <KillerClown> grump*
46:00 <Grumpy> Mmmm
46:00 <Loof> picard is more like Dumpy amiright?
46:00 <Grumpy> Happy now British^Meat
46:00 <partay> dopey
47:00 <TheRiddler> serious question Liinda
47:00 <Serenity> diddly
47:00 <TheRiddler> have you ever tasted yourself? :p
47:00 <partay> lol
47:00 <Serenity> jesus christ ash
47:00 <partay> wut
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <KillerClown> wot
47:00 <Loof> hey!!! picard!!! leave them kids alone
47:00 <Grumpy> Lol TheRiddler
47:00 <Liinda> TheRiddler, there's a saying....
47:00 <KillerClown> thats umm
47:00 <KillerClown> forward
47:00 <Doodly> why ask of course she has
47:00 <Liinda> How can you expect others to love you unless you love yourse;f...
47:00 <TokenDaRing> picard never gets invited to parties
47:00 <KillerClown> always assume yes ash
47:00 <Doodly> see
47:00 <TokenDaRing> because he's a party pooper
47:00 <Doodly> lol
47:00 <Liinda> same thing goes with tatse
47:00 <Loof> would you love me loving myself
47:00 <Loof> i'm good at loving myself
48:00 <Liinda> prolly not loof :P
48:00 <partay> TheRiddler irc loius theroux
48:00 <Doodle> i have no choice
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol ok
48:00 <Grumpy> TheRiddler: have in
48:00 <KillerClown> my love tastes pretty good
48:00 <Grumpy> TheRiddler: have u tasted yourself
48:00 <TheRiddler> yes
48:00 <KillerClown> lool yes grumpy
48:00 <Doodle> we know he has
48:00 <Loof> well fuck u then liindas?
48:00 <Loof> no more pennies for u
48:00 <Loof> :P
48:00 <Doodle> *penis
48:00 <Grumpy> Cum tastes ok
48:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <Serenity> what in the fuck is happening right now rofl
49:00 <Doodle> oh look is that the time
49:00 <Grumpy> I've eaten my own cum
49:00 <Doodle> yep
49:00 <Doodle> bye
49:00 <Grumpy> Lol dood
49:00 <Grumpy> Le
49:00 <couleurs> did you freeze or fry it more info pls
49:00 <Grumpy> Ate it off some tits
50:00 <TokenDaRing> picard eats his own cum because his wife would rather drink bleach
50:00 <partay> whos was it ?
50:00 <Grumpy> My cum
50:00 <Liinda> awahhh Loff, come one!!!
50:00 <partay> sure it was
50:00 <Liinda> *on
50:00 <Loof> oh i'll cum on
50:00 <Liinda> HAHAHA
50:00 <Loof> but i prefer in
50:00 <Liinda> lol
51:00 <TheRiddler> it's like tasting prorrige
51:00 <Serenity> ...........
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <KillerClown> umm
51:00 <Picard> I liked mine
51:00 <Serenity> plz
52:00 <KillerClown> stop.
52:00 <simba> hi KillerClown cool nick
52:00 <Picard> What Serenity
52:00 <TheRiddler> actually probably not 
52:00 <Serenity> stop
52:00 <Picard> Lol y
52:00 <Serenity> i dont want to think about anyone from here eating cum
52:00 <Serenity> their own, someone elses, whatever
52:00 <Picard> U eat it I've heard
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> And that's my cue to leave
52:00 <TheRiddler> aww
52:00 <TheRiddler> dont go
52:00 <KillerClown> except simba cos i mean
53:00 <KillerClown> dat hair
53:00 <Serenity> especially simba
53:00 <simba> yea i was gonna say
53:00 <Liinda> lol
53:00 <TokenDaRing> why am I not surprised Picard likes cum?
53:00 <partay> lol
53:00 <simba> *smacks lips* could go a tall glass of cum right now
53:00 <Serenity> .....
54:00 <Picard> Mmmmmmm tasty
54:00 <TheRiddler> you just take things too far Picard
54:00 <TokenDaRing> like horse penis
54:00 <Liinda> i have to say, i dont think the cum guzzling is hot, but hey, if you need to swallow and clean things up quick, d the deed.
54:00 <Serenity> yeah ok mr hey linda have you ever tasted yourself
54:00 <Picard> Sorry TheRiddler didn't mean to steal your thunder
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <Liinda> just hate pornos where they get a spoon/glass etc and drink it
55:00 <TheRiddler> I'm sure you'd like to taste her too :p
55:00 <Picard> Yeah Liinda that's gross
55:00 <simba> WoW keep it in ur pants bro
56:00 <Liinda> cos lets face it, after a guy cums, he doesnt give a shit what happens, he is done. no need to go all fancy on the crap
56:00 <Picard> Lol
56:00 <Liinda> true?
56:00 <KillerClown> lies
56:00 <Liinda> pshhh
56:00 <KillerClown> im all about satisfaction
56:00 <bonky> Sometimes you can bounce back for another round
57:00 <simba> sometimes cum is all we have
57:00 <KillerClown> sometimes? everytime.
57:00 <simba> ------ chinese proverb
57:00 <Liinda> LOL simba
57:00 <TheRiddler> I preffer seeing bathing to drinking
57:00 <bonky> But yer if it's really good, it is usually game over for a while
57:00 <TheRiddler> *than 
57:00 <TheRiddler> rub it in
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <KillerClown> wot
58:00 <TheRiddler> bukkake
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <couleurs> cumstard
59:00 <Liinda> pie
00:00 <stebie> gross Liinda
00:00 <simba> o cum all ye faithful
00:00 <Liinda> lol
00:00 <Liinda> Do you guys remember that scene in Van Wylder party liaison?
00:00 <Picard> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
00:00 <British^Meat> Mortal Cumbat
00:00 <Liinda> Makes me dry reach every time
01:00 <stebie> Liinda, haha yeah
01:00 <stebie> poor dog
01:00 <Liinda> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Oc1MzpT7c
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Error: Unknown error
02:00 <stebie> TheRiddler, sorry, i did not watch the game :\
02:00 <Doodle> love that video
02:00 <stebie> looks like we killed it
02:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
03:00 <TheRiddler> smashed them by 3rd qtr time
03:00 <couleurs> hot dog cum
05:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f75dXAJob4
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: mlg police Views: 114,799 Uploader: NFKRZ Uploaded: Apr 3, 2015 Duration: 1m56s Rating: 4.96
06:00 <Picard> Well
06:00 <simba> thats a b1 link 
06:00 <amsy> hahahahaha kevin bacons got mad titties
07:00 <Liinda> bacon!
07:00 <couleurs> are they crispy
09:00 <Picard> Probably should get some sleep
10:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/ZztB4B2
10:00 <doctor> double kevin burger delux
10:00 <couleurs> lol 
11:00 <couleurs> I Like It.
11:00 <doctor> at least he's staying genuine and flabby and not going mad over looking like a roided up praying mantis like many movie actors seem to be headed
11:00 <amsy> haha they jiggle when he runs
12:00 <amsy> hes pretty thin though, its a bit strange
12:00 <amsy> old man flibber flabber
12:00 <Serenity> he looks like a cancer patient
12:00 <doctor> skinny fat. eats crap but not a whole heap of it
13:00 <couleurs> least he doesn't want to be a woman
13:00 <couleurs> ...yet
13:00 <doctor> lol
14:00 <amsy> Kevina Bacona
14:00 <simba> edna krababbel
16:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/LPJ8b7zwa98
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Joker's New Tattoos Views: 207,614 Uploader: FilmCow Uploaded: Apr 25, 2015 Duration: 1m14s Rating: 4.93
16:00 <couleurs> lmao
17:00 <Loof> u stink Picard
17:00 <Picard> nuh, i showered today
19:00 <simba> dude
19:00 <simba> wheres part 2 of that video
19:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=18&v=ADiq-EYObkM
19:00 <simba> i thought someone was gonna blow up or something
19:00 <couleurs> blows up in ya mind, dude... think about it
19:00 <slinky_J> NOOOOOOO
19:00 <simba> dude wheres my video
20:00 <slinky_J> i missed the first hour of Breaking Dawn part 1!
20:00 <TheRiddler> it's shit
20:00 <TheRiddler> the end
22:00 <Loof> get decent internet Pictard
22:00 <Loof> you smell like a homeless fart picard
22:00 <Picard> y
23:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/VT0-VDMk5og
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: When you get your wisdom teeth out and realize you wanna drop a mixtape Views: 9,077 Uploader: Reynoldsboys2 Uploaded: Apr 23, 2015 Duration: 0m34s Rating: 4.98
23:00 <couleurs> lmaooooooo
23:00 <couleurs> HAHAHAHAHA
23:00 <couleurs> video of the year!!!!!!!!
25:00 <Loof> Ana_Ng please wash your cunt
26:00 <Ana_Ng>  good
26:00 <simba> Christ
27:00 <British^Meat> ugh
27:00 <British^Meat> really...
28:00 <simba> D*de
28:00 <Loof> going off tap
29:00 <stebie> Loof, that's not nice
29:00 <stebie> apologise to Ana_Ng
29:00 <Loof> she started it ages ago
30:00 <Loof> i just never let it end
30:00 <stebie> let it go mate
30:00 <stebie> just let it go
30:00 <Loof> let it all outttt!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
33:00 <Serenity> jaffar jaffar hes out man if he cant do it ... GREAT!
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <Loof> somebody find that video of the nigger dad who does that weird cry WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
34:00 <simba> best cry ever
35:00 <simba> and dj rashad's mix
35:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGlMaZ3WEN4
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DJ Rashad & Freshmoon - Everybody Views: 32,056 Uploader: SerbianJuke Uploaded: Jul 30, 2013 Duration: 3m24s Rating: 4.94
36:00 <Loof> ROFLLLLL!!!!!
36:00 <Loof> that owns
36:00 <simba> yea it owns
39:00 <couleurs> i owns
39:00 <stebie> ye
40:00 <simba> dude your a sick cunt XD so glad to have u on fb bro
40:00 <stebie> ty
41:00 <couleurs> ey thanx mang appreci8 it m8
41:00 <Loof> I STILL... LOVE YOU!!! MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
42:00 <simba> What did one Transformer say to the other?
42:00 <simba> Nice to Mech you.
43:00 <simba> --- skirmish
44:00 <couleurs> ha ha nice 1 Skirmy
45:00 <stebie> he's funny
46:00 <Loof> top shelf cali weed
46:00 <Loof> hybrid cali weed just arriving
46:00 <stebie> wb Liinda
46:00 <Liinda> thanks stebie
46:00 <Loof> make all the farmers sew marijuana
47:00 <TNT> mary jane and ana
47:00 <simba> is it imported from cali
47:00 <Loof> i wish
47:00 <simba> next time
48:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda wb so much
48:00 <Liinda> lol thanks couq
48:00 <Liinda> wooops
48:00 <Liinda> couleurs
48:00 <Loof> couq on the mind
48:00 <Liinda> bow chick bowwwww
48:00 <Liinda> le couq
49:00 <couleurs> hee hee.
49:00 <stebie> lol
49:00 <amsy> le couq
49:00 <amsy> Alol
49:00 <amsy> i didnt even see you say that
49:00 <Loof> yawn
49:00 <simba> yawn
49:00 <amsy> oh i can make him leave now?
49:00 <couleurs> life would be fine if we'd all 69
50:00 <stebie> amsy has the gift!
50:00 <stebie> couleurs, all at the same time?
50:00 <couleurs> agreed.
52:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/N2dHvd31OME
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ãƒªãƒ‹ã‚¢L0ç³»500km/hè©¦é¨“èµ°è¡Œã€€Maglev test run Views: 65,128 Uploader: curoka Uploaded: May 26, 2014 Duration: 0m26s Rating: 4.98
52:00 <couleurs> i feal da knead... 4 spead
52:00 <couleurs> WOOSHWOOSHWOOSH
53:00 <couleurs> ^________^
53:00 <stebie> that's bloody nuts
53:00 <stebie> we'll never get anything like that :<
53:00 <amsy> maybe in 2115
53:00 <stebie> lol
54:00 <amsy> theyre talking about monorail here
54:00 <stebie> :\
54:00 <amsy> lol
54:00 <couleurs> simpsons did it
55:00 <stebie> yeah, sydney too
55:00 <stebie> didn't they both scrap it, too?
56:00 <amsy> at the moment we just have one train line and not really any room to branch out
57:00 <amsy> getting around with public transport is fairly horrible
59:00 <couleurs> least we not america yo
59:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st4IHokD4Jc
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Baltimore Riots Looting Protesters Freddy Gray - Protest Erupts In Chaos A Police Cars [RAW FOOTAGE] Views: 26,112 Uploader: ReblopTV Uploaded: Apr 26, 2015 Duration: 6m4s Rating: 3.87
59:00 <stebie> worse than here?
59:00 <couleurs> mah nigas!!!!!!
59:00 <amsy> much worse
59:00 <amsy> its pretty much all buses
59:00 <amsy> so it takes a lot of time
05:00 <simba> everton beating da mancs early
05:00 <British^Meat> gud
06:00 <TheRiddler> sydney still has their monorail
06:00 <TheRiddler> dont they?
06:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/QUJJXA5.jpg
07:00 <TheRiddler> looks like they found some girl with big boobs running without a bra
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzPjhUUuq_g
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ?@#^Shrek?@#^Better out than in;I always say;Ray Sipe;Comedy;Actor;Celebrity;Parody Views: 14,317 Uploader: raysipeladygaga Uploaded: May 25, 2014 Duration: 0m11s Rating: 4.82
09:00 <stebie> wtf couleurs :\
09:00 <couleurs> WHaT NiGHTMaReS r MaDe Of
10:00 <amsy> ahahahahahaha
10:00 <couleurs> ok here's a funny 1
11:00 <couleurs> https://vine.co/v/eaqu7pneveq
12:00 <amsy> lmao
12:00 <Serenity> that gif is fucking weird
13:00 <couleurs> :~)
14:00 <Liinda> goodnight all 
14:00 <amsy> nini Liinda
15:00 <Liinda> nights amsy!
15:00 <Serenity> i found b1
15:00 <Serenity> http://www.strangemedical.com/images/content/7994.jpg
15:00 <couleurs> Bye Liinda !
15:00 <Liinda> bai couleurs
16:00 <Loof> dos glasses
16:00 <Loof> they worse than min
16:00 <simba> lolol
17:00 <Serenity> ohey b1
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <fawks> You summoned him 
17:00 <Loof> i like Bastardly_One 
17:00 <fawks> today 
17:00 <fawks> Lol
17:00 <stebie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNs4w2k6qNo
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Roberto Carlos vs. Tenerife Views: 1,412,250 Uploader: alaseeri Uploaded: Feb 6, 2006 Duration: 0m32s Rating: 4.91
17:00 <couleurs> wb B1 every1 is making fun of u cos Picard left and every1 ignoreing Loof 
18:00 <fawks> lmao
19:00 <couleurs> nice 1 rabbit carlos
19:00 <Loof> might as well face it i'm addicted to beanies
19:00 <stebie> ribbit
19:00 <Loof> rubbit
19:00 <Loof> dare you
20:00 <Loof> females rule: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQpkgivc_t113-lbNvP9C4QkkAmUw0CN8
22:00 <Loof> time to switch from wine to coffee
23:00 <TNT> I want these http://www.cigarettespedia.com/images/8/8c/Winfield_australian_version_super_mild_ks_25_h_white_australia.jpg
23:00 <TNT> but u can't get em anymore 
27:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/NRdYCwg4JwY
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I Get Silly Boy Views: 8,544 Uploader: taurianmatador Uploaded: Apr 24, 2015 Duration: 0m51s Rating: 4.72
27:00 <couleurs> lmaooooo
27:00 <Loof> what a shit link
27:00 <Loof> pls die
27:00 <Serenity> bit rough
28:00 <Loof> so is life
29:00 <stebie> lol couleurs
29:00 <stebie> oh hey Loof you're back
29:00 <stebie> be nice or i'll spoil wentworth for you
29:00 <Loof> fuck
29:00 <couleurs> all my links r dope urs suk Loof cos u suk 
29:00 <Loof> ok
29:00 <Loof> :(
30:00 <simba> lmao
30:00 <simba> that vid is good
30:00 <stebie> relax mate
31:00 <Loof> god i need that
31:00 <Loof> thx man
31:00 <Loof> needed*
31:00 <Loof> <3
31:00 <couleurs> thank u every1 but Loof hope he gets run over by a 603km/h japan train tomorrow
33:00 <TNT> gots any nerdy pix fo us nerdygirl?
33:00 <couleurs> hi nerdygirl tell me how much RAM u got
34:00 <nerdygirl> lemme check
35:00 <bonky> Pics of spock?
38:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDewhHxUMAE3wdo.jpg
39:00 <couleurs> me when i c Loof/Picard
39:00 <British^Meat> no, dont ruin it mate
39:00 <couleurs> huehue
42:00 <couleurs> also beeehhh
42:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> balloon
42:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> lemme ring my mum
46:00 <muttbeehhh> norell left me for a man
47:00 <Bonny> are you a dog?
47:00 <TNT> do u consider urself a girl?
47:00 <TNT> u skirt
48:00 <simba> broken hearted and z-lined
48:00 <Bonny> I didnt do it
49:00 <TokenDaRing> poor beehhhh
49:00 <British^Meat> bwahah
49:00 <Fez> hi bonny hi
56:00 <couleurs> life would be fine if we'd all 69
56:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: would you 69 with beehhh?
56:00 <couleurs> no
58:00 <Loof> i dont get how people can be broken hearted
58:00 <Loof> we all still have an anus
58:00 <Loof> use it
58:00 <British^Meat> didnt u rage quit austnet last month Loof?
58:00 <British^Meat> cant we go back to it being that?
59:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: we can only hope
59:00 <Loof> i mean what would you rather
59:00 <Loof> broken heart or broken anus
59:00 <Loof> perspective
59:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> boys are banging random chicks
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