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00:00 <British^Meat> [00:54] <+Loof> i want to party
00:00 <British^Meat> [00:55] <+Loof> soon as Lan goes to bed it's party time
00:00 <British^Meat> own3d
00:00 <MrMark> itss party time now!!!!
01:00 <Mew> was that by the faint Loof?
01:00 <jax> who is Lan?
02:00 <Loof> wot
02:00 <Mew> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9cLghY41klM
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Faint - Erection Views: 42,070 Uploader: Ikeaeki Uploaded: May 30, 2010 Duration: 2m50s Rating: 4.91
02:00 <Loof> no gnarkil
02:00 <Mew> the erection thing
02:00 <Mew> Oic
03:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/483-79BllII
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I Got Erection Views: 156,114 Uploader: GnarkillTunes Uploaded: Jun 2, 2008 Duration: 2m1s Rating: 4.87
03:00 <Mew> wow I was close haha
03:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
06:00 <couleurs> i want an AwayPager :(
06:00 <Dugnuts> howd you know Mew?
07:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fv3gU-ed7Y
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Visit Official Trailer #1 (2015) - M. Night Shyamalan Horror Movie HD Views: 53,525 Uploader: MOVIECLIPS Trailers Uploaded: Apr 23, 2015 Duration: 2m31s Rating: 3.98
07:00 <couleurs> lmmao
07:00 <couleurs> stooppp
11:00 <Dugnuts> oh god
11:00 <Dugnuts> not m night shamalamalan
12:00 <Mew> we all know frogs go shamalamalan
12:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
12:00 <Dugnuts> i thought it was ladidadida
13:00 <jax> it is ladidadadia
14:00 <Dugnuts> thats how we did it at cubscout camps anyway
14:00 <TheRiddler> phewwwww
14:00 <TheRiddler> I finally fixed the network issue
16:00 <Loof> TheRiddler gtfo u fucking weebo
16:00 <Mew> scout cum dumps
16:00 <Dugnuts> you realise cubs are under 12 right
16:00 <Dugnuts> you really are filthy mew
16:00 <jax> Loof why so angry bro?
16:00 <TheRiddler> gross Mew lol
17:00 <Mew> I said cum not cub 
17:00 <Loof> ew
17:00 <Dugnuts> yeah sure
17:00 <Dugnuts> coz thats better
17:00 <TheRiddler> that's as bad as girl scout nookies 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdkmhquF60o
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bloc Party - Banquet Views: 16,432,397 Uploader: wichitarecordings Uploaded: Jul 19, 2006 Duration: 3m14s Rating: 4.94
18:00 <Loof> when cum floats onto your face in space, nobody can hear you scream
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ loof
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> TOPIC!
18:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <Mew> nobody can hear you gargle it either
19:00 <Loof> rofl
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
19:00 <Dugnuts> hahahah
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm glad you like jizz some much mew
19:00 <Dugnuts> then nobody can know your commitment mew!
19:00 <Dugnuts> space isnt for you is it?
21:00 <Mew> there's only one person who likes jizz more than me
21:00 <Dugnuts> ?
22:00 <Mew> and its that cock juggling thundercunt Lumeah because she hasn't seen fresh semen since 1994
22:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
22:00 <Dugnuts> goddamn
22:00 <Dugnuts> you girls really know how to insult someone
22:00 <Loof> u like cum? i have lots :P
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits!
23:00 <Loof> rofl
23:00 <Dugnuts> loof has been storing it in the freezer for just such an occasion
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock juggling thunder cunt! I like! 
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: not to mention the cuttings from his herpes warts
23:00 <Mew> whooo wants jelly shots!!!!
23:00 <Loof> lol she does have a way with words
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed she does!
24:00 <Mew> Ben was actually the first person I heard say that lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
24:00 <Mew> he has a way with words too
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ben sounds awesome
24:00 <Serenity> korax was the first person i head say that
25:00 <Serenity> heard
25:00 <Mew> like when he said mandyjanes stretch marks look like someone's tried to put out a fire with a bicycle chain
25:00 <Loof> ROFL!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAOOOOOOOO
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> mandyjane - was she the chick with the daughter?
25:00 <Loof> she thought she was so hot
25:00 <Loof> when she was so not
25:00 <Serenity> yeah kate
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… unfortunate 
26:00 <Serenity> they way she looks isnt even the worst part about her
26:00 <Serenity> shes just a genuinely hideous person
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i must not have been around much at the time… i mean i recall peeps chatting about her more than actually reading her text
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, so i heard
27:00 <fawks> Pasta for sue
27:00 <Maurice> Don't be so ridic, how cool was she when she was drinking driving and drove through a fence
27:00 <Serenity> LOL
27:00 <bonky> Is mandyjane the same as mandz from a decade or so ago?
27:00 <Serenity> its italian for spaghetti
27:00 <Maurice> Drink*
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
27:00 <fawks> drinking driving 
28:00 <Maurice> SHUT UP FAWKS
28:00 <fawks> YOU SHUT UP
28:00 <Maurice> NOU
28:00 <fawks> u
28:00 <bonky> Why don't you both shut up!
28:00 <Maurice> I just watch Myron again in the Sia song
28:00 <fawks> Wow
28:00 <Maurice> Still so funny
28:00 <fawks> Bit rude m8
28:00 <Maurice> WATCHED*
28:00 <TheRiddler> I still reckon she looks like proffessor sybill from harry potter than hagrid
28:00 <Maurice> Ffs, my typing is fucked
28:00 <fawks> Who's myron
28:00 <Maurice> The kid in Glee
28:00 <TheRiddler> oh we pass that
28:00 <fawks> Oh rofl
28:00 <fawks> Don't even remember his name he's so irrels
28:00 <Maurice> It was just on tv while I was waiting for Fallon
29:00 <fawks> Love fallon
29:00 <Serenity> how good is icy water
29:00 <Maurice> The best
29:00 <fawks> Watched his duet with Kelly clarkson
29:00 <Loof> lemon in there?
29:00 <fawks> Love that he didn't discriminate against her tubbiness
29:00 <fawks> "I'll do a duet with her"
29:00 <Maurice> She sounded pretty shit through most of that
29:00 <fawks> Yeah
29:00 <Loof> but i wont do her
29:00 <Maurice> 'A chicken duet'
29:00 <fawks> She was prob out of breath 
29:00 <fawks> Lol
29:00 <Mew> I actually like mandyjane that was just one of bens best insults hahah
30:00 <fawks> Did you read Katie Hopkins tweets about Kelly Clarkson
30:00 <fawks> So mean but I lold
30:00 <fawks> She's such a cunt
30:00 <TheRiddler> http://molempire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Top-10-Most-Memorable-Teachers-from-the-Harry-Potter-series-Sybill-Trelawney-594x396.jpg
30:00 <Mew> awww no :( but I saw pics of KC
31:00 <Maurice> I really, really dislike Russell Crowe
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, he is a rat faced cunt
31:00 <Maurice> And his belly is just about resting on his knees
31:00 <fawks> On Feb. 20, Katie tweeted, “Jesus, what happened to Kelly Clarkson? Did she eat all of her backing singers? Happily I have wide-screen. #grahamnorton.” Katie didn’t stop there. She dissed Kelly again on March 3. Shewrote, “Look chubsters, Kelly Clarkson had a baby a year ago. That is no longer baby weight. That is carrot cake weight. Get over yourselves.”
31:00 <fawks> Lol :(
31:00 <Loof> rofl
31:00 <Mew> omg lmao
32:00 <fawks> Loll
32:00 <Mew> but mean
32:00 <fawks> She's such a bitch
32:00 <Serenity> =/
32:00 <Mew> I can laugh cos I've lost all my baby weight lol
32:00 <Mew> but Kelly will too
32:00 <Loof> she just needs meth
32:00 <Mew> Just like Jessica simpson
32:00 <fawks> I think she's cute 
32:00 <fawks> She dresses nicely for her body 
32:00 <fawks> And she has a cute face
32:00 <bonky> The problem is that this even needs to be a conversation
32:00 <DemonsRun> Who's cute?
33:00 <fawks> Kelly carrotcake
33:00 <Mew> yeah she's a sweetheart aswell
33:00 <Mew> Lmfao
33:00 <Mew> Smelly kelly
33:00 <Maurice> She replied to that tweet didn't she
33:00 <Loof> more like sweettooth
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <fawks> I think so
33:00 <Serenity> lol.
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps like cake -… big deal
33:00 <fawks> “That’s because she doesn’t know me,” Kelly said to Heat magazine after learning about Katie’s hateful words. “I’m awesome! It doesn’t bother me. It’s a free world. Say what you will. I’ve just never cared what people think. It’s more if I’m happy and I’m confident and feeling good, that’s always been my thing. And more so now, since having a family—I don’t seek out any other acceptanc
34:00 <fawks> Good on her
34:00 <Loof> awesome fatty speach
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
34:00 <Mew> I've just never carrot what people think.
34:00 <fawks> Shh loof
34:00 <fawks> Leeeavveeee keelllyyy allooonneee
34:00 <Maurice> Now I want cake
34:00 <Maurice> All the cakes
34:00 <fawks> Same
34:00 <fawks> Ricotta cheesecake pls
34:00 <bonky> Cupcakes?
34:00 <fawks> Ty
34:00 <Maurice> I'll have lemon meringue
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love cupcakes!
35:00 <Maurice> And lemon and lime brulee
35:00 <Maurice> And a mudcake
35:00 <fawks> Meringue is spelt so weird for how its pronounced
35:00 <Mew> cream cheese frosting ugh
35:00 <Loof> cumcake
35:00 <loggles> yes please
35:00 <Maurice> Merang
35:00 <fawks> Lolll
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> wang?
35:00 <fawks> Lingerie
35:00 <Loof> with periods stains
35:00 <Maurice> Lonjeray
35:00 <fawks> Lonjeray
35:00 <Maurice> GET OUT
35:00 <fawks> Oui
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <fawks> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot to have anything for dinner
36:00 <fawks> .
36:00 <TheRiddler> oops
36:00 <fawks> Lol
36:00 <Mew> Me and my boss call it Me-Ring-You-E cos he asked me to sound it out for him years ago
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <fawks> Minaj a twa
36:00 <TheRiddler> I got distracted trying to fix my laptop
36:00 <Maurice> I had mexican kitchen for lunch, chicken nachos, best bit is I have most of it in my fridge
36:00 <Mew> loool
36:00 <loggles> is it fixed at least?
36:00 <TheRiddler> yes
36:00 <fawks> Mmm
36:00 <TheRiddler> I needed it for tomorrow
36:00 <fawks> I want Mexican food
36:00 <Maurice> It was so good, chilli con queso for entree
37:00 <fawks> I've been craving tacos and nachos for ages
37:00 <Loof> i just want crack
37:00 <Serenity> i just ate the left overs of the kids 'cheesy pasta' and now im in regret town
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had burritos ! 
37:00 <TheRiddler> I have burrito kits in the cupbourd
37:00 <fawks> Lol sez
37:00 <Maurice> http://www.mexicankitchen.com.au/
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ regret town
37:00 <fawks> Do you ever eat anything you don't regret!
37:00 <stebie> burrrrrrrrrrito
37:00 <fawks> Or that doesn't make u feel sick 
37:00 <Loof> i regret mac and cheese wont be orange any more soon :(
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock?
37:00 <Serenity> nope
37:00 <stebie> i miss beavis and butthead
37:00 <bonky> What if it is really funky?
38:00 <TheRiddler> .
38:00 <Serenity> im about 234123 kilos over weight everything is a regret rofl
38:00 <fawks> Oh shut up
38:00 <Serenity> except that cheesecake i made the other night
38:00 <Serenity> fuck that was ace
38:00 <fawks> Mmm
38:00 <TheRiddler> I put back on some weight :(
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum!
38:00 <Loof> cockcheesecake
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
39:00 <bonky> I've been hovering around 90kg for a few months
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ruin a good thing with cock
39:00 <Loof> they've invented cheese made from feet bacteria
39:00 <fawks> I've lost about 8kg
39:00 <Loof> and people are actually eating it
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
39:00 <Mew> .....what
39:00 <fawks> Woo
39:00 <fawks> Ew lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am 8 kgs
39:00 <fawks> What about that vagina yoghurt
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hair flicks*
39:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <Serenity> YUCK
39:00 <Serenity> DONT
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE FUCK - 
39:00 <Serenity> every time someone brings that up i want to fucking spew
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> vagina yoghurt 
39:00 <Serenity> its feral
40:00 <fawks> Lmao
40:00 <bonky> Is it a real yoghurt?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> WEIRD
40:00 <Loof> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2511272/Would-eat-cheese-HUMAN-FEET-ARMPITS.html
40:00 <bonky> Where can I buy some?
40:00 <Loof> oh god and armpits
40:00 <Loof> :(
40:00 <Mew> vaaglia
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonky - stick to the stuff in the cold section
40:00 <Serenity> no one wants to eat your chatty vag lumps
40:00 <Serenity> ughh
40:00 <fawks> http://www.mamamia.com.au/rogue/woman-made-yoghurt-in-her-vagina/
40:00 <Loof> oh man :(
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> my lumps, my lovely lady lump
40:00 <couleurs> nearly bedtime every1...
40:00 <bonky> "I'm looking for the vagina yoghurt, do you have any?"
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lick em out
40:00 <Mew> wooooow
40:00 <Loof> rofl
41:00 <Serenity> my stomach is legit cramping right now
41:00 <Serenity> im gonna hurl
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> sorry
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah lolz
42:00 <Serenity> not many things make me feel legitimately ill but that does
42:00 <Serenity> along with thinking about what pieters apartment smells like
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> noted
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH EWWWWWWWWWWW
42:00 <fawks> Bin juice and cat piss
42:00 <fawks> Yum!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
43:00 <Serenity> and big black shits in the toilet
43:00 <TheRiddler> rat piss
43:00 <Loof> why was it black?? oh god why was it black :(
43:00 <TheRiddler> also a family in the couch
43:00 <fawks> Tar shits
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> rat milk!
43:00 <bonky> Black can be rather bad.. ie, blood
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lactose feee
44:00 <Serenity> it reminded me of a babies first poo
44:00 <Serenity> but.. adult sized filling a whole toilet
44:00 <Mew> maybe he was on the heroin and chico baby diet
44:00 <fawks> lmfao
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ mew
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
44:00 <Serenity> it looked oily though
44:00 <Serenity> i dunno hey
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh vomit
44:00 <Mew> Heroin is oily I think
44:00 <Loof> i was more worried about the single sheet of toilet paper he used
44:00 <Mew> maybe
45:00 <bonky> lol
45:00 <Serenity> LOLLL
45:00 <Serenity> 1 sheet...
45:00 <bonky> It scares me how little some people use
45:00 <Loof> stuck to the side of the bowl
45:00 <bonky> THere is no way that is a clean arse
45:00 <fawks> He prob used a gurny to clean his ass
45:00 <Serenity> i think i use too much toilet paper
45:00 <fawks> Gurny?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <fawks> How do you spell it
45:00 <fawks> Help
45:00 <Mew> he couldn't spare a single square
45:00 <Loof> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
45:00 <bonky> I mean.. clean snappers happen.. but they are usually pretty damn rare
45:00 <fawks> I love ghost poos
45:00 <bonky> And you don't know until you have actually wiped
45:00 <fawks> Its like FOOMP
46:00 <Loof> he actually said once if its a dry shit you dont need to wipe
46:00 <fawks> and you wipe and you're like WOT
46:00 <Loof> so i guess it makes sense
46:00 <Serenity> ...........
46:00 <bonky> :|
46:00 <fawks> where da poop at
46:00 <Serenity> god im so glad hes gone
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE FUCK
46:00 <fawks> Lol ewwww
46:00 <fawks> He's so rank
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
46:00 <TheRiddler> and you cant find any in the toilet
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my lord
46:00 <fawks> He prob recycles his toilet paper
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <Serenity> he was fun to make fun of though
46:00 <fawks> Hangs it on the line to dry
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <Mew> that one must've been greasy enough to warrant toilet paper lmao
46:00 <bonky> lol phantom poo.. like a ghost in the night
46:00 <Serenity> GODDD
46:00 <Serenity> why is the poo oily
46:00 <bonky> It navigates the S bend and everything
46:00 <Serenity> i dont think ive ever done an oily poo
47:00 <Mew> cos heroin
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor
47:00 <Serenity> are you being legit
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> google it!
47:00 <Serenity> does that actually make your poooily
47:00 <bonky> What are we googling?
47:00 <Serenity> OOOILY
47:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <fawks> Pooooily
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oily poo causes
47:00 <bonky> It gets oily?
47:00 <Serenity> its burned into my eyes
47:00 <Mew> HEROIN
47:00 <Serenity> i can still see it
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ serenity
47:00 <Mew> CHICO BABIES
47:00 <Mew> LICORICE
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> condensed milk?
48:00 <Serenity> licorice makes ur poo green
48:00 <bonky> I've seen green from licorice
48:00 <TheRiddler> liver damage
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
48:00 <TheRiddler> I just googled
48:00 <Mew> Green and brown and dark brown + piets digestive system = tar poop
49:00 <Serenity> god hes gross
49:00 <fawks> Ok
49:00 <fawks> I've had enough of pietershittalk
49:00 <fawks> Lmao
49:00 <fawks> Night guys
49:00 <Maurice> I saw 4 Dockers players in Freo today, arms around each other like poofs
49:00 <Loof> night
49:00 <Serenity> wanna talk about his foot instead?
49:00 <Serenity> night fowze
49:00 <Maurice> But then I remember they are Dockers after all so thats no surprise
50:00 <bonky> This reminds me of tubgirl.. I wonder where she is now
50:00 <Loof> that superhappyfunslide is one awesome chick
50:00 <Loof> hope she comes back soon
50:00 <TheRiddler> night fawks
50:00 <Serenity> do we have proof its female
50:00 <Loof> i do
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
50:00 <Loof> she didn't give me a pic
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> how'd you pull that loofa?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof*
50:00 <Loof> but i talked to her enough
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
50:00 <Loof> oh i pulled it
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> legit right there!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH i bet you did
50:00 <Maurice> Talked at her enough*
50:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <bonky> Something is being pulled
51:00 <Loof> nah we didn't cyber
51:00 <MrMark> semen
51:00 <Serenity> i want jelly
51:00 <Loof> but she's a cool as chick
51:00 <Serenity> cut into squares
51:00 <TheRiddler> ask if the funslide is self lubing :p
51:00 <Serenity> like you used to get at the pizza hut all you can eats
51:00 <Maurice> You need one of those jelly cup maker things
51:00 <Maurice> From Big W
51:00 <bonky> A wife
51:00 <Serenity> u wot
52:00 <Maurice> Like the slushie cups
52:00 <Maurice> But for jelly
52:00 <Serenity> :O
52:00 <Maurice> Have you not seem them?
52:00 <Serenity> nope
52:00 <Loof> mmm pizza hut all you can eat
52:00 <Loof> so sad when they stopped that
52:00 <Maurice> http://www.bigw.com.au/toys-sport/dress-up-role-play/chill-factor-jelly-maker-assorted-colours-125646.htm
52:00 <jax> its still going Loof
52:00 <Loof> think there's still one in the city that does
52:00 <Mew> you still can you just have to pay for it
52:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <Serenity> omg
53:00 <Serenity> i need one
53:00 <Maurice> Lol
53:00 <Maurice> My boys have the slushie cups, but you can get ice cream ones too
53:00 <Loof> i'd have like one slice of pizza and then go sick on the desert bar
53:00 <Serenity> when i was in primary school i swear every birthday party was at pizza hut
53:00 <Serenity> do the cups work well Maurice?
53:00 <Maurice> Yeah they do
53:00 <Serenity> slushie
53:00 <Serenity> i might get some for my two
53:00 <British^Meat> i liked to flick those mini marshmallows around
54:00 <Maurice> You have to freeze them for like a day first
54:00 <TheRiddler> it's the garlic bread for me
54:00 <TheRiddler> or the pasta
54:00 <Serenity> i just love jelly
54:00 <bonky> Pizza Hut all you can eat used to be awesome
54:00 <Serenity> like 1 packet is meant to seve 4 people
54:00 <Serenity> fuck off
54:00 <Serenity> serve
55:00 <Maurice> Have you seen the create your own jelly one?
55:00 <bonky> Even when the little tubes would burst off the ice-cream topping dispensers and explode all over your front
55:00 <Maurice> Can add any drink you like, juice, coke etc
55:00 <Serenity> i have seen it but ive never used it
55:00 <bonky> Oh wait.. that was the strange man in cubical three
55:00 <TheRiddler> actually there's a place at crown that does that
55:00 <Maurice> Soph made it with coke once
55:00 <Maurice> Wasn't bad
55:00 <Serenity> does what ash
56:00 <TheRiddler> garlic with all you can eat lol
56:00 <Serenity> oh
56:00 <TheRiddler> *garlicbread
56:00 <Loof> TheWeebo
56:00 <bonky> Sizzler all you can eat was great also.. until they almost killed a bunch of people
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <TheRiddler> they did?
56:00 <Loof> they got that despo for fresh meat?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… zombie hoard!
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of zombies
57:00 <Maurice> Sizzler is still good
57:00 <Maurice> Mmm cheesy bread
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> I saw a walking dead shirt today …. amazing...
57:00 <Loof> love that show
57:00 <TheRiddler> izombie is the new zombie show
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> same!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> izombies, sounds lame
58:00 <Loof> still haven't watched much of this season tho
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're missing out
58:00 <Loof> cool as
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> bit slow in parts
58:00 <Serenity> walking dead is BORING
58:00 <Loof> no no
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i understand your dislike of zombies serenity 
58:00 <bonky> Slow or fast zombies?
58:00 <Serenity> i dont dislike zombies
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i won't hold it against you
59:00 <Serenity> the walking dead is just boring
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif!
59:00 <bonky> I like slow.. you think you're fine and then suddenly they're all over you
59:00 <TheRiddler> it's about a medical examiner that becomes a zombie and gains abilities n memories by eating the brains of murder victims
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes bonky
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> but the fast ones are scary as fuck
59:00 <TheRiddler> it's like tru calling
59:00 <Loof> you watch the strain kate?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd that sounds lame riddler
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> no?
59:00 <Loof> do eet
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> whats it about
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> fat zombies?
00:00 <Loof> vampire zombies lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH fuck off
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <Loof> i know how that sounds
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like my vampy shows separate thanks
00:00 <Loof> but it's good
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. i'm sure it is
00:00 <jax> walking dead sucks
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <bonky> vampire werewolf zombies, with little bowler hats
01:00 <TokenDaRing> jax your mother sucks like a vacuum cleaner
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> that would be kinda cute
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and non threatening 
01:00 <TheRiddler> vampire babies
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> annoying
02:00 <TheRiddler> vampire cats
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> annoying
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> they'd be cunty
02:00 <Maurice> They already are
02:00 <bonky> :O
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> more so than usual!
03:00 <TheRiddler> vampire bats with tophats
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> a clutter of vampy cats….
03:00 <bonky> Now I'm interested
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler 
03:00 <Loof> such a weebo
03:00 <bonky> Classy bats with a penchant for blood
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds a lil emo bonky
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <Mew> vampire pussy
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ mew
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow
04:00 <Mew> thought it was that time of the month.. NOPE. vloop
04:00 <TheRiddler> they have fangs and drink blood once a month
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs39/f/2008/341/d/a/vampire_cat_by_Slonik_chan.jpg <--- feast yo' eyes on the vampy cat
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> no top hat
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh that was a bat
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> nevermind'
05:00 <Serenity> surfboarding killer bikini vampire
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> well...
05:00 <Mew> that sounds like a Barbie doll 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://cl.jroo.me/z3/i/O/v/d/a.aaa-Vampire-Cat.jpg
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> vampire cat / bat 
06:00 <TheRiddler> http://media.catmoji.com/post/q8t/batcat.jpg
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> hahaha
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> so cute!
06:00 <Mew> awwwwww
07:00 <Serenity> arghhh
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> thunder...
08:00 <Loof> this heater cost like $200 and it has two temperatures, hellfire or off
08:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <Dugnuts> on/off control is ok
08:00 <bonky> Electric?
08:00 <Dugnuts> just need the right control system
08:00 <Loof> yeah
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ hellfire
08:00 <Serenity> i have the best gas heater
08:00 <Serenity> unfortunately we dont have gas here..
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> gas heaters are THE BEST
09:00 <bonky> That would be why.. hard to make an element both variable and efficient
09:00 <Mew> put it on hellfire and use a fan aswell
09:00 <Serenity> this one isnt imposing like a lot of heaters
09:00 <Loof> ah i c bonky
09:00 <Mew> cos fuck electricity
09:00 <Loof> lol mew
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i remember when  I was a kid we had a kerosene heater
09:00 <Serenity> oo smelly
09:00 <Dugnuts> as long as you have proportional differential control
09:00 <Loof> i love the smell of kero
09:00 <Loof> burning
09:00 <Maurice> We had one too
09:00 <Dugnuts> should be able to stay close enough
09:00 <Loof> but then i like the smell of petrol too
09:00 <Loof> so ignore me
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> was weird… to even consider that now
09:00 <Serenity> i dont use the heater here at all unless the kids are sick
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i usually do loof :P
10:00 <Mew> petrol is the besssst smell
10:00 <Loof> yeah it's weird
10:00 <Mew> actually
10:00 <bonky> I usually avoid the heater until it gets to 10 or below
10:00 <Mew> 2 stroke
10:00 <Mew> Hnnnnng
10:00 <Serenity> i prefer the smell of burnt fuel
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i prefer the smell of cut grass
10:00 <Loof> oooh cut grass
10:00 <Loof> on a hot day
11:00 <Loof> with a breaze
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> then raining 
11:00 <Loof> mmm
11:00 <jax> petrol is good
11:00 <jax> i sniff some now
11:00 <Mew> Please do lol
11:00 <Mew> just drink it
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> then have a smoke
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> (please)
11:00 <Mew> and burp
11:00 <Loof> ^
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <Mew> pretty pls
11:00 <Serenity> cut grass just reminds me of being a kid
11:00 <bonky> Friendly crowd
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 mew
12:00 <Serenity> n dad being home on the weekends cutting the lawn
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> we totes are bonky :D
12:00 <TheRiddler> I'm weird
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> we know
12:00 <TheRiddler> because I preffer the smell of rotting plants
12:00 <Mew> congrats
12:00 <Serenity> =/
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> UM
12:00 <bonky> We didn't want to tell you
12:00 <Mew> LOL WTF
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah WOT!
12:00 <TheRiddler> because to me it smells like vegetable soup
13:00 <Serenity> ........
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is prob a support group for that riddler
13:00 <Loof> theweebo
13:00 <bonky> A support group of one
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
13:00 <Mew> I don't know if I've even smelled rotting plants before
13:00 <bonky> I've smelt the corpse flower
13:00 <bonky> That was delightful...
13:00 <Mew> but I will next time I see some lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm thinking compost 
13:00 <TheRiddler> I guess it's better than the real smell of rotting plants 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> or flesh 
13:00 <TheRiddler> yes
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <Loof> there's a plant that smells like feet the council plants everywhere around here to stop teenagers loitering
14:00 <Loof> hate that shit
14:00 <Mew> jonquils smell like shitty baby nappies
14:00 <bonky> What about the ones with a fetish for feet/
14:00 <Mew> From babies with poor diets
14:00 <Loof> lol bonky
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought it would make teens feel comfortable
14:00 <Loof> rofl kate
14:00 <Loof> they do smell
14:00 <Serenity> teens are putrid
14:00 <bonky> I don't really want to stuck with feet freaks hanging abotu everywhere
15:00 <Loof> especially the ones that wash their uniforms once a week
15:00 <bonky> Worse than the original diverse teens
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> eww
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> once a week
15:00 <Mew> maybe if they planted roses teens would smell pretty
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> feral gits
15:00 <TheRiddler> sometimes once a week is all they can do in rural country
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> and sing i wanna lay you down in a bed or roses
16:00 <bonky> Before you start stinking up the place with body odour.. you didn't need to wash often
16:00 <TheRiddler> ^
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then the teen pregnancy rate would sky rocket
16:00 <bonky> Stupid puberty
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> good one new
16:00 <TheRiddler> true
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> MEW
16:00 <TheRiddler> and cuts
16:00 <Mew> PAM
16:00 <Mew> PAN
17:00 <TheRiddler> from removing the roses
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> pregnancy rate decreases and everything is in it's right place
17:00 <TheRiddler> atleast it helps the romance
17:00 <Mew> so I knocked up this bird in a frangipani bush m8
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> roses for romance - bitch please 
17:00 <Mew> budgies err where
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <Serenity> frangipanis stink
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> I LOVE THEM
18:00 <TheRiddler> well if you're old fashion
18:00 <TheRiddler> you could steal them n make perfume
18:00 <Serenity> weve got one out the front
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah naw
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> what colour?
18:00 <Serenity> fucking messy things
18:00 <Serenity> white n yellow
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, they're awesome.
18:00 <TheRiddler> my parents have pink yellow n dark red
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> I used to play in my grandparents massive frangipani tree as a kid
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> was totes awesome, as it was probably the only 'tree' i could climb LOL
19:00 <TheRiddler> oh
19:00 <Mew> omg have you seen one with no flowers or leaves? They're like  tree cave
19:00 <Mew> a*
19:00 <TheRiddler> cool
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
20:00 <Loof> i feel like 10 metres out of a tree once as a kid and landed on my back, couldn't breath for like a minute
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yes
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
20:00 <Mew> we found some on a bush walk and these black swans had made huge nests in them
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaky
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like a bad trip lol
20:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <Mew> then we saw a snake and nearly died
21:00 <Mew> lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> black swans is the WA flag
21:00 <Loof> badger badger badger badger SNAKEEEEE!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:00 <TheRiddler> the snake probably at the swan chicks n eggs
21:00 <Mew> yeah it was pretty close
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> shivers
22:00 <Mew> just curled up on a tuft of grass
22:00 <TheRiddler> *ate
22:00 <Mew> big black snake
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a fan !
22:00 <Loof> does negroe men and their penises
22:00 <Loof> scary shit
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> donno yet, i'll let you know one day ;)
22:00 <Mew> Scarier if it was IN the grass lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:00 <TheRiddler> where was this?
23:00 <Serenity> we have black swans near by here at the parks
23:00 <Serenity> they come right up to you
23:00 <Serenity> they are so big
23:00 <Loof> no bogans have got drunk and shot them yet?
23:00 <TheRiddler> .
23:00 <Serenity> no..
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonus!
23:00 <TheRiddler> you'd probably get hung for such things
23:00 <Loof> cool
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Mew> place called cygnet river TheRiddler
24:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
24:00 <Mew> I found a waterfall on a walk last week
24:00 <Mew> pretty kewl
24:00 <TheRiddler> cool
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me, i can hear the neighbours snoring 
24:00 <Loof> i want to go to the snow this winter
25:00 <Loof> try snowboarding
25:00 <Serenity> honestly thought they were only here
25:00 <bonky> Strange request.. but okOk
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
25:00 <TheRiddler> the swans?
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Serenity> yes
25:00 <TheRiddler> maybe they migrated
25:00 <TheRiddler> to sa
25:00 <Serenity> they are definitely native to here
25:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
25:00 <Mew> I thought everywhere had swans
25:00 <Serenity> they do
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't seen any in sydney
25:00 <Serenity> not black swans though
26:00 <Mew> They were in tas too
26:00 <bonky> Black swans are quite unique to us
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love ravens 
26:00 <Serenity> theyve probably been introduced to other places by now
26:00 <Serenity> but they definitely only used to be in WA black swans
26:00 <Loof> what a cunt :( https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/18097_974767389214909_4939427154648731954_n.jpg?oh=c21e7febf0606d16db82a4c82d3124c2&oe=559A62E0&__gda__=1439616909_8ead5513276e899557615f3fb2da5078
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're pretty awesome as far a birds go
27:00 <bonky> They were reintroduced in new zealand after going extinct
27:00 <bonky> Not sure where else, but possibly other former habitats
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> swans?
27:00 <bonky> Black swans
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh i saw that ages ago loof - cunt!
27:00 <Mew> Yeah I just read that bonky
28:00 <Loof> i'd seriously hurt that bitch
28:00 <TheRiddler> black swans black snake black poo
28:00 <TheRiddler> it's a black trend
28:00 <Serenity> when we were having lilys birthday at the park there was one hanging around out table
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's just dark tonight
28:00 <bonky> It's slimming
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <Serenity> and this little kid came running through he would have only been about 2
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and rode it?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya !
29:00 <Serenity> he was tearing through then saw the swan and it was like a cartoon haha i swear you could hear skid sounds
29:00 <Serenity> just stood there like O_O
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!!!
29:00 <Serenity> the swan was bigger than him
29:00 <Loof> awww :)
31:00 <bonky> My favourite thing in the botanic gardens is the swans and the eels
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> eels freak me out!
31:00 <Serenity> i assume you're a perthite too bonky?
31:00 <bonky> They're awesome.. they give your hand a massage
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> massage - ewwwwwwwwwwwww
31:00 <Mew> ewww I caught an eel one night And it tried to kill me
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> from an eel
31:00 <Maurice> The swans at Bibra Lake used to be fucking mean
31:00 <bonky> No, but did live there for several months about fifteen years ago
32:00 <Serenity> ohh ok
33:00 <Serenity> i got married in kings park
33:00 <Serenity> i love it up there
33:00 <bonky> I lost my virginity there
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <bonky> Small world
33:00 <Mew> imagine if it was the same day
33:00 <Serenity> haha
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
33:00 <Maurice> I was there on good friday, first time in about 8 yrs
33:00 <bonky> Would have been December 1999
33:00 <bonky> Around the middle of the month
33:00 <Serenity> well kings park is one of the leargest parks in the world i doubt we would have been in thesame place haha
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> meories!
34:00 <Serenity> 4.06km squared
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'd hope not
34:00 <Mew> yeah I wasn't being srs haha
34:00 <Serenity> leargest.. wtf is with my typing
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> good photo bomb 
34:00 <Mew> hahah
34:00 <bonky> Full of leering people?
34:00 <bonky> Yeah quite a few perverts
34:00 <Serenity> i had strangers taking photos of my on my wedding day
34:00 <Serenity> fucking cunts
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that why you went to the park?
35:00 <bonky> That's kings park alright
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> wakka wakka
35:00 <Serenity> probably not every day you see a bride with bright purple hair
35:00 <Mew> jus goin down kingys for a quick fuk
35:00 <Maurice> Or a groom with the same..
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <Serenity> he didnt have purple hair haha
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you have a purple wedding dress?
36:00 <Serenity> neg
36:00 <Maurice> Serenity https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/s526x296/10478805_10153300075100844_3168082061666847468_n.jpg?oh=8721796574fd71e5af5eae0e2f526556&oe=55E407E1
36:00 <Maurice> I just found that on my phone
36:00 <Serenity> aha when was that
36:00 <Maurice> Good friday
37:00 <Maurice> Went with the inlaws before we went to the hotel
37:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight all
37:00 <Maurice> Not bad for a phone pic either
37:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/218223_10151001453347331_1458403120_o.jpg
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
37:00 <Serenity> my pic from the same spot
37:00 <Serenity> night ash
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty!
37:00 <Maurice> Lol yours is way better
37:00 <Maurice> Mine has a horrible kid in it
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <Serenity> hahaha
38:00 <bonky> Probably become an underworld hitman now
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome!
38:00 <Maurice> My SIL asked me if the river was the ocean
38:00 <Maurice> Coz its so big
39:00 <Maurice> (thats what she said)
39:00 <Loof> holy shit do this ladies: https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11129206_10152814131026009_7319829861539093011_n.jpg?oh=81420a4ccc793b8f2083b1b046ae1b25&oe=55D7C29A&__gda__=1440019295_ec87c79a9370bef9dd6ddaaca2736a77
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw that tonight
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much upkeep
39:00 <Loof> ah
39:00 <Loof> bummer
40:00 <Maurice> Those colours would end up mixing in
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd totes wear a wig like that tho
40:00 <Maurice> Like when playdoh gets mixed
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <Maurice> And it goes shitty coloured
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> and go brown
40:00 <Serenity> only way id do it is as a temp with chalk
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> 8 hours at the hair dressers - first wash, brown
40:00 <Maurice> My hair dresser would kill me if I asked for that
40:00 <bonky> Win?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> winning!
40:00 <Maurice> As it is, 2 of them blow dry me and straighten my hair
40:00 <Maurice> Coz I have so much
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
41:00 <Serenity> i need to redye
41:00 <Maurice> And thats just my leg hair
41:00 <Serenity> looks like shit atm
41:00 <bonky> So much hair you need two people?.. geesh
41:00 <Maurice> Yes
41:00 <Maurice> My hair touches the top of my arse
41:00 <Serenity> im trying to grow mine but its just too damaged
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> shave it off
42:00 <Serenity> O_O
42:00 <Serenity> no.
42:00 <Maurice> Shave it offfff shave it offf wooo woooo
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> wear a beanie for winter :P
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <bonky> Donate it to the balding men with really bad comb-overs
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> or the dudes who do the long pony tail and are bald on top
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> c l a s s y !
43:00 <bonky> lol
43:00 <Serenity> ew
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://kikiandtea.com/wp-content/uploads/494px-Skullet.jpg
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> not what i was looking for but lol
44:00 <Mew> My friend has the best red in her hair atm
44:00 <Mew> its amazingly bright
44:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/11169911_740033622773346_1538743261511711870_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=d3f1e702a34f77060b688dc270ba1bbe&oe=55E1CEFE&__gda__=1436098452_456c49d814dabe85c52cd9b6aaa7f99b
44:00 <Serenity> my hurr is hot pink
44:00 <Loof> lol https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11146593_10153108382035935_4769486871635414642_n.jpg?oh=ed629e59c09d70340b4095bce23b4f9b&oe=55D98356&__gda__=1439805467_51e8b5dfeaad37eaaed2cf3892baa4d6
44:00 <Maurice> Woops, I just came in from a smoke and the wooden front door met with resistance, looked down and it was the cats head :S
44:00 <Maurice> I love that red
44:00 <Bonny> my hair is violet with a black streak across the front
44:00 <Serenity> I took my nieces long long box dyed black hair to bright cherry bomb red
44:00 <Loof> my hair is boring brown
45:00 <Bonny> I mean purple
45:00 <Maurice> Hehe box dyed
45:00 <Bonny> not violet lol
45:00 <Mew> LOL loof
45:00 <Serenity> box dues are evil
45:00 <Serenity> dyes
45:00 <Maurice> My hair is currently as close to blonde as I get without dye
45:00 <Maurice> All my colour is long gone
45:00 <Maurice> And my fringe now hits my chin it's been so long
45:00 <Loof> i hate asian women dying their hair blonde
46:00 <Loof> looks fucked
46:00 <Serenity> im all faded atm and i have to decided what i want to do
46:00 <Maurice> Did he just call me asian?
46:00 <Serenity> stay pink or go red
46:00 <Maurice> Red
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever is easy to maintain
46:00 <Mew> that girl in the pic wants to dye hers as dark as mine
47:00 <Serenity> theyre all shit to maintain it doesnt really matter
47:00 <Doodle> http://content.toptenhen.com/65ad6bb8-351e-43e0-af32-368ad6533aeb.jpg
47:00 <Doodle> me irl
47:00 <Serenity> roflll
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
47:00 <Maurice> Oh Doodle, stay out of my personal pics
47:00 <Loof> u got some hot friends mew
47:00 <Serenity> my hair hasnt been easy to maintain for about 10 years lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh…. doh!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> cool jeans doodle
48:00 <Doodle> ta
48:00 <bonky> Why does your girl look like she is trying to resist and push you away?
48:00 <Mew> yeah hot friends r gr8
48:00 <Doodle> they all do that
48:00 <Doodle> thats just girls
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <Maurice> No just means try harder
48:00 <Serenity> trying to avoid bleach
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> is she trying to strangle herself, of is that just her top?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> or**
49:00 <Doodle> i have no idea
49:00 <Doodle> i'll ask her
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> cool
49:00 <Maurice> You'll breach your AVO is you ask her
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
49:00 <Serenity> loool
49:00 <Doodle> its a sacrifice i'm willing to make
49:00 <Maurice> If*
50:00 <Loof> wonder if i can find goon
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> same place you find poon
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <Serenity> i might hair chalk lils hair into rainbows
51:00 <Loof> i love fluro colours
51:00 <Maurice> I could do that to Cals
51:00 <Maurice> He's got enough hair atm to be a girl
51:00 <Serenity> ive had pretty much every colour you can think of
51:00 <Bonny> orange?
51:00 <Serenity> yep
51:00 <Bonny> lol
51:00 <Bonny> yellow?
52:00 <Serenity> i had a neon yellow which really looked more green to me
52:00 <Bonny> k
52:00 <Serenity> I did ShadowLurkers yellow once which glowed under black lights
52:00 <Serenity> that was cool
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooooo
53:00 <Serenity> my absolute favourite one was a manic panic colour called ultra violet. and in yellow tinted lights it was purple and in white light and in the sun it was bright blue
53:00 <Serenity> and it glowed under black light
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> how awesome
55:00 <Serenity> it was amazing
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn peeps :D
00:00 <Dugnuts> so
00:00 <Dugnuts> who is still up?
00:00 <TheDarkTruth> no one.. 
00:00 <Dugnuts> except for you!
01:00 <MrMark> im up!!!
02:00 <Maurice> Only my dick is up
02:00 <MrMark> mine too
03:00 <TheDarkTruth> I see a pattern forming.. 
04:00 <Dugnuts> well mine isnt
04:00 <Dugnuts> you fuckers arent sexy at all
04:00 <Mew> http://eatmangoesnekkid.tumblr.com/post/115305862900/open-your-pussy-portal-to-sunlight-a-cleansing
04:00 <Mew> mark you're alive!!
04:00 <MrMark> yes
05:00 <jax> im here
05:00 <Mew> you were meant to drink petrol ages ago
05:00 <MrMark> nah
05:00 <jax> why would I drink petrol?
08:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
08:00 <Dugnuts> who knows
08:00 <Dugnuts> is it yummy?
08:00 <jax> Mew seems to know
08:00 <Mew> one can hope
09:00 <jax> hope?
09:00 <Mew> hope and liam
09:00 <jax> hope and liam?
10:00 <TheDarkTruth> aren't they from The Days Of Our Lives?
10:00 <Mew> yes hahah
10:00 <Mew> Or bold
10:00 <Mew> B&B I think
11:00 <TheDarkTruth> I am pleased I got it wrong, frankly.. 
12:00 <Mew> if I was a hardcore fan id know but I only watch em every few months
12:00 <jax> I have never seen such rubbish
12:00 <Mew> Its usually the same shit going on anyway
13:00 <jax> what happened last week?
13:00 <TheDarkTruth> I am pretty sure, the story lines from the two soaps are almost freely interchangeable....
14:00 <jax> lol
14:00 <Mew> yeah you could merge them and no one would notice lol
14:00 <Mew> Passions was the best
14:00 <Mew> little timmy
15:00 <Mew> and the witch lady
15:00 <Maurice> Lol my eldest boy loved watching that when he was a baby
15:00 <Maurice> He'd be mesmerised
15:00 <Maurice> And you could tune in 6 months later and they were still in the same clothing because a day hadnt even passed
15:00 <Maurice> With Sheridan and Louis constantly missing each other
16:00 <Mew> Omg yes
16:00 <Mew> And thereSA
16:00 <Mew> Tabitha was the witch lady
16:00 <Serenity> i used to love passions >.<
17:00 <Maurice> Theresa fucked me off
17:00 <Maurice> I hated her so bad
17:00 <Mew> there was an earthquake on it once and all the special effects were shaking the camera around a bit and making the actors seem unbalanced lmao
17:00 <Mew> yeah she had annoying eyebrows
17:00 <Mew> and voice
17:00 <Mew> Face
17:00 <TheDarkTruth> apparently Dark Shadows is rather unique and entertaining... apparently!
17:00 <Mew> Etc
18:00 <Maurice> And Whitney
18:00 <Serenity> dark shadows movie?
18:00 <TheDarkTruth> no - it's a soap.. 
19:00 <jax> the witch lady
19:00 <jax> tabitha
19:00 <Serenity> oh, well the movie dark shadows is great
19:00 <TheDarkTruth> been going for decades... 
19:00 <jax> little timmy was a weird thing
19:00 <Serenity> hes dead now :(
19:00 <Serenity> poor timmy
19:00 <jax> is he?
19:00 <Mew> I wish you were like little Timmy jax
19:00 <jax> how did he die?
19:00 <Mew> lmao
19:00 <jax> he always looked like a sex offender
19:00 <Mew> of Shetland disease
20:00 <jax> shetland disease?
20:00 <Serenity> On August 5, 2002, Evans died from complications related to a congenital heart condition.[1][3] The death scene Evans had previously taped for Passions aired the same day that he died;[4] the episode was dedicated to him.
20:00 <Serenity> Evans is interred at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in the Hollywood Hills.
20:00 <jax> :(
20:00 <Mew> shetlanditis
21:00 <Serenity> oh wow he was like 4 years older than me
21:00 <jax> how old are you?
21:00 <Serenity> im 28 currently
22:00 <Mew> how old are you jax?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:14] <jax> its funny how you make people think you have a gf
22:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
23:00 <jax> same age as me Serenity
23:00 <Serenity> wtf b1
23:00 <jax> does that mean when we watched it on tv he was only a tad older,, wow thats creepy
23:00 <Serenity> yeah
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's semen
23:00 <jax> Bastardly_One sorry about that wrong person
23:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
23:00 <Serenity> i dont think its saemon
23:00 <jax> I was told to pm you but it was the wrong person
23:00 <jax> muchos sorriodos
24:00 <Mew> I thought it was bipolar bear
24:00 <Mew> But he's 30 something
24:00 <Mew> like 33
24:00 <Serenity> wtf is bipolar bear
24:00 <Mew> josh lol
24:00 <Serenity> oh
26:00 <Mew> I take back the petrol and dying stuff jax
26:00 <Mew> that was meant for another retard lol
26:00 <jax> thats ok
26:00 <jax> ill sniff it but not swallow
27:00 <Mew> im cool with that
30:00 <jax> Bastardly_One im not interested ok!
30:00 <jax> stop pming me
33:00 <jax> frayedknot
33:00 <frayedknot> hi jax
35:00 <jax> whats up tonight bro?
36:00 <frayedknot> just came home
37:00 <jax> yeh from work?
38:00 <frayedknot> nah
38:00 <frayedknot> drinking
39:00 <Mew> drunk frayed!!
40:00 <jax> hi Loof
40:00 <jax> wb
41:00 <Dugnuts> night uglies
41:00 <Dugnuts> sleepy times for me
42:00 <jax> why so early?
42:00 <Dugnuts> its nearly 3
42:00 <Dugnuts> ive been up since before 6
42:00 <jax> its early
45:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:43] <jax> good try dickhead!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:44] <jax> no one gives a flying fuck what you go to say!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah hi semen
46:00 <Loof> ah semen
46:00 <Loof> that explains that
46:00 <jax> i told you Bastardly_One wrong message
46:00 <jax> whos semen?
46:00 <Loof> why does it keep changing it's nick?
46:00 <jax> you mean saemon?
49:00 <Serenity> its not saemon
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so 20 mins later wrong person?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly fuckwit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am mad at myself 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> meds hit hard ... spent 3hrs in the toilet
54:00 <Bastardly_One> both ends
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but I had a joint and feel heaps better
54:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
55:00 <Loof> i feel great off weed
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that means I'll be rolling up all night probably
55:00 <Loof> not against weed for others tho
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well would of been good not to of even had one 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> made the meds settle though
55:00 <Loof> cool
56:00 <jax> cool story bro
56:00 <jax> why not just dont take meds or drugs
57:00 <frayedknot> yes Mew
58:00 <Loof> come scratch my ass. my itchy itchy ass. it itches when i use the can
01:00 <jax> lol
01:00 <jax> scratch your own ass Loof
02:00 <Loof> lego marvel superheroes time bbl
13:00 <jax> hi Loof back for more :P
12:00 <jax> lest we forget
48:00 <Lumeah> Cunts. 
48:00 <Immutable> fite mi
49:00 <Lumeah> How 
49:00 <Lumeah> Hi btw. 
51:00 <Immutable> with your fists of fury
52:00 <Lumeah> Love how the trolls get banned then noone talks anymore.. Ta. 
52:00 <Lumeah> BORING 
53:00 <Immutable> thanks Lumeah 
53:00 <Lumeah> Np
53:00 <Lumeah> :p
53:00 <Immutable> we should bang
53:00 <Lumeah> I have something under my finger nail.. 
53:00 <Lumeah> Wanna kiss it better? 
54:00 <Lumeah> They go bang.. 
54:00 <Lumeah> :p
54:00 <Immutable> we will take over Calcutta with our bangy guns 
55:00 <Lumeah> Aww hehe. 
55:00 <Lumeah> Ta
55:00 <Lumeah> Ohh ok sounds like a plan,  we can steal all there valuables. 
56:00 <Immutable> we can create a regime where it is mandatory to not have any money on pain of death
57:00 <Immutable> everything must be traded on swapcalcutta.com
57:00 <Lumeah> Am i a princess? 
58:00 <Immutable> probably not
58:00 <Lumeah> Why. I wanna be a princess! 
59:00 <Immutable> then you have to marry a prince
59:00 <Lumeah> Ahhh defined logic.. 
00:00 <Immutable> prince harry is still available
00:00 <Lumeah> Yup. Bad enough boy for me. Ta. 
01:00 <Immutable> go for it
01:00 <Lumeah> But he's not in calcutta. 
03:00 <Immutable> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sourav_Ganguly
03:00 <Immutable> the internet has solved your problem
04:00 <Lumeah> Lol
04:00 <Lumeah> Hmm... Pirates
05:00 <Lumeah> Lots of loot n frisky. 
07:00 <Immutable> lol
07:00 <Immutable> are you ok?
08:00 <Immutable> anyway
08:00 <Immutable> in couples there is always an ugly one and a pretty one
09:00 <Lumeah> Lol yes :p
09:00 <Lumeah> Lots of pirates in calcutta.. 
10:00 <Lumeah> Ok... Are u pretty? 
10:00 <Lumeah> I like man with pretty long hair... Ta
10:00 <Immutable> lol my long pretty hair is gone 
10:00 <Immutable> the general consensus is that I'm pretty hot
10:00 <Lumeah> Ahhh i see
11:00 <Lumeah> According to whom? 
11:00 <Immutable> people
11:00 <Immutable> with butts
12:00 <Lumeah> Which people 
12:00 <Lumeah> Lol.. 
12:00 <Immutable> I don't know lol
12:00 <Immutable> my mummy says I'm pretty
12:00 <Immutable> rofl
12:00 <Lumeah> I would hope there are none  with no butts. 
12:00 <Lumeah> Lol i 
12:00 <Immutable> some people have no butts?
13:00 <Lumeah> Face only a mother can love huh ? 
15:00 <Immutable> haha yep I'm ugly fuck it
16:00 <Lumeah> Good.. Makes me more pretty. Ta. 
18:00 <Immutable> I'm just kidding nobody is prettier than me
18:00 <Immutable> that's why I'll never get married
18:00 <Immutable> because I don't want to date someone ugly
36:00 <stompin> tits out
37:00 <nate> hairy man boobs out!
38:00 <couleurs> happy anzac day everyone !
39:00 <nate> couleurs march it babe!
39:00 <nate> get on that stepper
39:00 <Devil45> anzac day - lest we forget.
40:00 <Loof> oh shit anzac day
40:00 <Loof> i forgot!
40:00 <Devil45> i almost forgot
40:00 <Devil45> but its not a long weekend this time. which means come monday the little buggers go back to school (holidays end in sa for kids)
41:00 <Loof> it's a good thing for me cause that means child care is still on lol
41:00 <Loof> my kid goes mondays and fridays so long weekends suck for us
41:00 <Devil45> when i was a kid we didnt have as many holidays
41:00 <Devil45> and only 3 school terms per year
41:00 <Loof> yeah
41:00 <Devil45> mind you google etc didnt exist back then
41:00 <Devil45> or homework would have been easier
42:00 <Loof> lol yep
42:00 <Loof> they def have it easier these days
42:00 <Loof> in some ways
42:00 <Devil45> kids today click and download - when i was one, we did homework with books pen and pape
42:00 <Devil45> r
42:00 <Loof> ikr
42:00 <Devil45> and you couldnt cheat the answers in exams
42:00 <Devil45> unless you wrote them on your leg
42:00 <Loof> probably why there's literacy problems these days
43:00 <Devil45> kids are less educated
43:00 <Loof> yep
43:00 <Devil45> in the old days if you didnt finish your homework you couldnt watch tv nowadays if you dont finish homework you cant go on facebook
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <Loof> so true
43:00 <Devil45> :P
43:00 <Devil45> not much on tv to watch anyway
44:00 <Loof> all crap
44:00 <Devil45> unless youre into cooking shows
44:00 <Loof> lol exactly
44:00 <Loof> which i def am not
44:00 <Devil45> my kitchen rules - blah
44:00 <Devil45> masterchef - blah
44:00 <Loof> fully agree
44:00 <Devil45> janine schoefield - cooking crap
44:00 <Devil45> hueys cooking ready steady cook - wtf
47:00 <couleurs> at least justine is a baeb
51:00 <couleurs> it's raining, it's pouring, the old men are snoring!!!!!!!!
54:00 <couleurs> bye nate !
55:00 <slinky_J> NOOOOOOOO!!!
55:00 <slinky_J> lief will nevar b teh saem!
55:00 <slinky_J> :( rip natez
57:00 <couleurs> eyyyy bro xD
57:00 <slinky_J> lolz yeaaa
57:00 <slinky_J> ahaha xD usp
58:00 <couleurs> did u preorder ur batman yet
59:00 <slinky_J> YES
59:00 <slinky_J> put hundred on it on thrus :P :P :P :P
59:00 <couleurs> fkn aweosm
59:00 <slinky_J> shouold've put more on but i wanted to party ehehe
59:00 <slinky_J> yesss ^5
59:00 <slinky_J> lewfs
00:00 <Loof> hey man
00:00 <couleurs> hi Nikky` 
00:00 <slinky_J> sarp
00:00 <couleurs> hi TheRon 
00:00 <couleurs> go da dees
00:00 <slinky_J> where's the free anzac pies nigga
00:00 <slinky_J> lolz
00:00 <Nikky`> Hey couleurs
00:00 <Loof> rofl
00:00 <TheRon> indeed
00:00 <Loof> oh god couleurs and TheRon
00:00 <Loof> i'm out of here
01:00 <TheRon> loof is always so cheerful
01:00 <couleurs> yawn
01:00 <Nikky`> Morning Noon n Night
01:00 <zaim> hi Nikky` x
01:00 <couleurs> he'll be back in 10 mins
01:00 <Nikky`> Hey zaim xx
01:00 <Nikky`> No work or home from work?
02:00 <zaim> home from work
02:00 <zaim> too wet
02:00 <slinky_J> MORE WINE!!
02:00 <zaim> nein wein slinky_J
02:00 <TheRon> today is a sports lovers wet dream
03:00 <slinky_J> zaim!!!!!!!!
03:00 <zaim> sup dawg
03:00 <Nikky`> love it when you're too wet zaim ;o)
03:00 <zaim> ditto ;)
03:00 <Nikky`> tehehe
04:00 <Nikky`> brb
04:00 <zaim> dont take too long.. slinky_J and i cant wait 
06:00 <couleurs> i still want an AwayPager :(
06:00 <slinky_J> nada gamin
06:00 <slinky_J> :P
06:00 <TheRon> san antonio 25 clippers 15
07:00 <Nikky`> Back
07:00 <Nikky`> Tho, I do need to shower and get some cleaning n washing done 
08:00 <stompin> and do mine
08:00 <amsy> 6m
08:00 <couleurs> told u
08:00 <Loof> talking about how long i was away for amsy?
08:00 <couleurs> hi amsy ! ! ! !
08:00 <amsy> yeah someone called 10
08:00 <amsy> it was wrong
09:00 <Loof> die
09:00 <amsy> hi cc !
09:00 <Nikky`> Sure stompin.. love to
09:00 <couleurs> huahuahua
10:00 <TheRon> massive day of footy
10:00 <couleurs> u bloodey beautey
10:00 <Loof> boring boring people
10:00 <TheRon> it started at 11am
10:00 <Loof> or should i say sheeple
11:00 <couleurs> go da deesvils
11:00 <Loof> theron talking about sport yet?
11:00 <Loof> couleurs talking about fifa?
11:00 <TheRon> yes!
12:00 <TheRon> st kilda 52 carlton 32
12:00 <Loof> i agree with Serenity couleurs is the worst ircer ever
13:00 <slinky_J> woo bf4 on anzac day
13:00 <slinky_J> doin my bit! lolz
13:00 <Loof> haha
13:00 <Loof> US or russian side?
13:00 <couleurs> yawn
13:00 <Loof> guess you dont really get to choose
13:00 <Loof> cause of teambalance
14:00 <TheRon> go spurs
16:00 <Mew>   
16:00 <Mew> boop
17:00 <stompin> tits out for the lads
17:00 <Loof> scarnon Mew?
18:00 <slinky_J> im China
18:00 <slinky_J> lols
18:00 <Loof> ah
18:00 <slinky_J> n we lost lolz
18:00 <slinky_J> CN v US
18:00 <slinky_J> they won baaaaaaaaaaaahh
19:00 <slinky_J> i got some mad headshots
19:00 <slinky_J> n some fun time in the air in the little bird and the attack chopper :P
19:00 <Loof> how you can get headshots with a controller blows me away
19:00 <Loof> i can barely do it with a mouse
20:00 <slinky_J> yer bro
20:00 <slinky_J> it takes practice
20:00 <Loof> yeah
20:00 <slinky_J> because I mostly go for headshots with sniper rifle
21:00 <Loof> bolt action kills me
21:00 <slinky_J> so it's just the distance and the the height
21:00 <slinky_J> bullet drop
21:00 <Loof> yeah
21:00 <slinky_J> and if the cunt is running zig zag i dont bother with them
21:00 <Loof> ah
21:00 <slinky_J> if i get a non headshot but a hit ill go for them again
22:00 <slinky_J> but if i miss i wont bother n just find another target
22:00 <slinky_J> heads are the easiest to get anyway
22:00 <slinky_J> ;)
23:00 <Loof> i usally only get half as many kills as i do deaths lol
23:00 <Loof> i suck
23:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:00 <slinky_J> as sniper it's more fun playing Hardcore because one shot kills
23:00 <Loof> oh nice!
23:00 <slinky_J> cept no map
23:00 <Loof> ah fuck
23:00 <Loof> teamspawn?
23:00 <slinky_J> nah u get so used to it
24:00 <slinky_J> yeah teamspawn
24:00 <Loof> nice
24:00 <slinky_J> only cant spawn on a teammate if they r in combat
24:00 <Loof> thats ok
24:00 <slinky_J> but the best thing about sniper in hardcore is there's no killcam!
24:00 <slinky_J> cig time brav!
24:00 <Loof> cool
25:00 <Loof> i'm trying to keep it just 1 cig when i wake up now
25:00 <Loof> 1 cig a day
25:00 <Loof> probably wont be able to keep it up
26:00 <Loof> got the house to myself
26:00 <Loof> FREEDOMMMM!!!
27:00 <couleurs> oh god slinky_J and Loof 
27:00 <couleurs> i'm out of here
27:00 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-xkHEbewJQfAqDwF4ktwZski-3zyYxwu
33:00 <Nikky`> Thankies Spankies
34:00 <Nikky`> Ok I shall go get this cleaning n shite done
34:00 <Loof> yawn
34:00 <Devil45> [11:42] <Loof> i agree with Serenity couleurs is the worst ircer ever <- ive seen worse
34:00 <Loof> could be right devil
35:00 <Devil45> i banned worse when i was admin on another network a few years ago
35:00 <Loof> cool
35:00 <Devil45> but i prefer people to just be themselves rather than throwing rulebooks at them
35:00 <Loof> wise
36:00 <Devil45> besides if i want to start a war i can troll a  forum site.
36:00 <Loof> haha true as
37:00 <slinky_J> back
37:00 <Loof> wb :)
37:00 <slinky_J> ty
37:00 <Devil45> or i can chillax here
37:00 <slinky_J> yea i only bought one pouch
37:00 <slinky_J> n ive gone thru half
37:00 <Loof> i kinda miss weed
37:00 <slinky_J> i do have left over pouches in a drawer lol
37:00 <slinky_J> bro i got so high last nite LOL
37:00 <slinky_J> n my mate bought pizzas omglob
37:00 <Devil45> last time i smoked that was 15 years ago.
38:00 <slinky_J> he made me a nice bong with spring loaded piece ay
38:00 <Loof> nice
38:00 <Loof> brb i gotta brush teeth
38:00 <Devil45> i got this home made bong a friend gave me a few years back
38:00 <slinky_J> i said to him loof, yesterday arvo i said i was waitin till like 10pm to smoke up
38:00 <Devil45> its an old coke bottle
38:00 <slinky_J> cunt gets me stoned as in his place arounod 5pm
38:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
39:00 <slinky_J> yeah I'm using a bottle
39:00 <Devil45> the 600ml buddy bottles
39:00 <Devil45> make ideal bongs
39:00 <slinky_J> but least he melted in finger spots
39:00 <slinky_J> n he put the hole more to the right for my thumb
39:00 <Devil45> this ones got a finger hole
39:00 <slinky_J> aha what
39:00 <slinky_J> i still got most the bag
40:00 <slinky_J> just dont like smoking during the day
40:00 <Devil45> i havent got the health to smoke dope these days
41:00 <slinky_J> i smoke cigs like cigars
41:00 <slinky_J> ive never been one to inhale fully
41:00 <Devil45> from season 10
41:00 <slinky_J> love hewitt?
41:00 <Devil45> yup
41:00 <slinky_J> ive only seen the first ep with her
41:00 <slinky_J> :/
41:00 <Devil45> she still looks like a zombie in that show
41:00 <slinky_J> LOL
41:00 <Devil45> excess eye make up
42:00 <slinky_J> her big boobies have turned to leather
42:00 <slinky_J> leather bewbs
42:00 <Devil45> at least aj cook looks hot
42:00 <slinky_J> she is so fkn hot
42:00 <TheRon> it's david and margaret
42:00 <Devil45> on that i agree
42:00 <slinky_J> paget brewster tho
42:00 <slinky_J> mmmm
42:00 <slinky_J> she was good lol
42:00 <Devil45> ah yes prentiss
42:00 <slinky_J> jeanne tripplehorn was kinda meh
43:00 <Devil45> i found tripplehorn to be pushy
43:00 <slinky_J> mm
43:00 <slinky_J> she didnt fit and she's not in it now so yay
43:00 <slinky_J> can you get me a torrent to dl the season?
43:00 <Devil45> anyways episode 21 of season 10 is directed by mathew gray gubler - reid
43:00 <slinky_J> i only know how to dl movies from YTs
44:00 <slinky_J> since piratebay went poop i cant dl shows
44:00 <Loof> austnet ladies helping a sister out <3 http://i.imgur.com/gxG25PM.gifv
44:00 <slinky_J> reid
44:00 <Devil45> sure you can slinky_J
44:00 <slinky_J> directed an ep
44:00 <slinky_J> cool
44:00 <Devil45> reid directed a couple
44:00 <slinky_J> oh true
44:00 <slinky_J> did you know
44:00 <slinky_J> in The Dark Knight
44:00 <slinky_J> that those joker videos
44:00 <slinky_J> were directed by Heath :P
45:00 <Devil45> piratebay was good but i never joined it
46:00 <Loof> optus blocks torrents most the day for me
46:00 <slinky_J> yer
46:00 <Loof> so i use usenet now
46:00 <slinky_J> its up
46:00 <slinky_J> but its being watched
46:00 <Devil45> i dont go there
46:00 <slinky_J> i like YTs for movie
46:00 <Devil45> i get yify for the odd film
46:00 <slinky_J> https://yts.to/browse-movie
46:00 <slinky_J> thi
46:00 <slinky_J> s
46:00 <Devil45> and eztv/ettv for tv shows
46:00 <slinky_J> yer yify
46:00 <slinky_J> lol
47:00 <Devil45> i go to kat
47:00 <slinky_J> i used to go to veetle.com for tv
47:00 <Devil45> kat had a domain seized recently
47:00 <slinky_J> but then they put comercials in
47:00 <Devil45> serves them right for choosing a uk host
47:00 <slinky_J> sell outs!
48:00 <slinky_J> haha
48:00 <doctor> it's been a bit hard to forget about war vets these past couple weeks
48:00 <Devil45> if you google kat it will give you the name of the site.
48:00 <doctor> kinda over the guilt tripping
48:00 <slinky_J> i feel bad Doodle
48:00 <ShadowLurker> its like the best part of you ran down the back of your mummas ass crack and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress 
48:00 <slinky_J> doctor
48:00 <Devil45> and you can get any torrent you want
48:00 <slinky_J> im chatting up my friends mate
48:00 <slinky_J> whom is my friend but still
48:00 <slinky_J> lolz
48:00 <British^Meat> #KAT4LYF
49:00 <doctor> are they a thing?
49:00 <slinky_J> nah
49:00 <slinky_J> never would be
49:00 <slinky_J> but i saw on her fb shes single
49:00 <doctor> no real issue then
49:00 <slinky_J> n she said i should come over soon
49:00 <slinky_J> yer
49:00 <slinky_J> whats Kat?
49:00 <Devil45> kick ass 
50:00 <Loof> when i rarely use torrents these days i use a vpn
50:00 <Loof> fuck using my real ip
50:00 <Devil45> they got - get this - super users
50:00 <Devil45> just another name for vip members
50:00 <doctor> do VPNs slow down transfer rates dramatically?
50:00 <Devil45> they can
50:00 <Loof> no doctor
50:00 <couleurs> i still want an AwayPager :(
51:00 <Loof> not if the vpn is local
51:00 <Devil45> depends on the vpn you use
51:00 <doctor> yeah
51:00 <Devil45> some do. some dont.
51:00 <Loof> yep
51:00 <slinky_J> I missed Viking
51:00 <slinky_J> s
51:00 <slinky_J> I know it's on tonight but still prob miss it again lol
51:00 <British^Meat> ppl just going mental, and im just downloading like normal
51:00 <Devil45> yesterday i thought my browser went tits up - ebay loaded blank pages
52:00 <Loof> i still got to catch up too slinky_J 
52:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat does Floki die?
52:00 <doctor> don't know if the local ones are as secure as overseas ones. australians aren't much of a nobel bunch; wouldn't surprise me if they'd hand over your details on request
52:00 <slinky_J> :(
52:00 <Devil45> turns out flash player and adblock needed updating
52:00 <Loof> dont tell me if he dies pls
52:00 <slinky_J> I just figure he's goin' to at some point
52:00 <Loof> same
52:00 <slinky_J> after killing the priest
52:00 <Devil45> dont spoil the plot
52:00 <Loof> hope not :(
52:00 <Loof> spoilers man!
52:00 <ShadowLurker> yes. let's use a vpn so the isp can get suss at the 80% of all the traffic is to one ip then proceed to be watched
52:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
52:00 <Devil45> thats not fair to people who havent seen it yet
52:00 <ShadowLurker> makes sense
52:00 <slinky_J> some cunt is cooking a bbq in the rain
53:00 <couleurs> just use a private torrent tracker with magnet links no big deal 
53:00 <couleurs> vpns r 4 sissys!!!!!!!
53:00 <Devil45> seedboxes are for those who can get one
54:00 <Loof> found a local one devil45?
54:00 <Devil45> its major release groups who use them
54:00 <Devil45> no
54:00 <British^Meat> just d/l normaly my friends, everything will be ok....
54:00 <Devil45> i cant get one
54:00 <Doodle> hehe major release
54:00 <Loof> i hate ftping from america
54:00 <British^Meat> goodnight BO sleep tight!!
54:00 <Loof> slow as
54:00 <Devil45> id like one
54:00 <Loof> i tried to find a local one, fuck ftping at 100kb
54:00 <slinky_J> this chick Loof wants me to come around hers
55:00 <Loof> do eet
55:00 <slinky_J> im thinkin nah nah
55:00 <slinky_J> not today
55:00 <Devil45> slinky_J why would ANYONE bbq in the rain?
55:00 <slinky_J> she can come here
55:00 <Devil45> are they asian?
55:00 <slinky_J> i dunno Devil45 prob because they're doing it under cover?
55:00 <slinky_J> :P
55:00 <slinky_J> LOL
55:00 <Devil45> i know asians have big roast days
55:00 <slinky_J> if I heard the yelping of puppies
55:00 <Loof> lol my asian wife is having a bbq in the rain atm
55:00 <Loof> how'd you know
56:00 <Loof> after funeral bbq
56:00 <slinky_J> croatians nxt door making a bbq up
56:00 <slinky_J> cig time
56:00 <Loof> cool
56:00 <Devil45> i got these vietnamese neighbours - up the street - they have like 50 cars parked in their front yard - and they roast pigs on spits. very social atmosphere.
56:00 <Devil45> ok maybe not 50 cars
56:00 <Loof> go ask them for food
56:00 <Loof> their food rules
56:00 <Loof> bring them vb
57:00 <Devil45> they dont drink aussie beer
57:00 <slinky_J> she callsme Mr Sheen
57:00 <slinky_J> because one day I was out back just cleaning chairs n table
57:00 <slinky_J> ffs
57:00 <Devil45> why slinky_J? because you wax and polish? or because you are like charlie after a big night out?
57:00 <slinky_J> LOL
57:00 <Loof> haha
57:00 <slinky_J> naw charlie can go on and on
57:00 <slinky_J> his routine would kill me
58:00 <slinky_J> it was the cleaning ahah
58:00 <Devil45> you know the old commercials for mr sheen were voiced by ross higgins?
58:00 <Devil45> aka ted bullpitt
58:00 <TheRon> i can never find charlie
59:00 <Loof> bloody wog!
59:00 <Loof> is that ted bullpitt?
59:00 <Devil45> i got the best of kingswood country dvd set
59:00 <Devil45> pickle me grandmother...
59:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <slinky_J> LOL
00:00 <Devil45> the good thing is that set has the episode with graham kennedy
00:00 <slinky_J> kingswood is on 7 atm
00:00 <slinky_J> 72 or mate
00:00 <Devil45> it wouldnt be on mate
00:00 <Devil45> thats mostly car shows
02:00 <Loof> best instant noodles ever
02:00 <Devil45> its not on here - anzac day 2015 on 7two and swamp people on mate.
02:00 <Devil45> and afl on 7
02:00 <Loof> Omachi own mi goreng
03:00 <Devil45> its like the vesta dinners you used to get years back - nasi goreng yum.
03:00 <Loof> mmm
03:00 <Devil45> i had a cupboard full of them
04:00 <Loof> you gotta try "pho" at a viet resturant
04:00 <Loof> it rules
04:00 <Loof> beef noodle soup
04:00 <Devil45> ive been to a vietnamese restaurant - tried their stir fries and laksas yum.
04:00 <Loof> mmm yum
05:00 <Devil45> its not all meat and fish... some nice dishes there
05:00 <Devil45> unlike indian restaurants with curries
06:00 <Devil45> which after you eat them they go right through you
06:00 <fawks> Crip
08:00 <mr_ducati> blood
10:00 <slinky_J> LOOF
10:00 <slinky_J> she said
11:00 <slinky_J> she would defs come around here for the hang out n movies
11:00 <slinky_J> <3
11:00 <slinky_J> I cant even remember where the area she said she lives in is
16:00 <TheRon> who's gonna win the fight, manny or floyd??
18:00 <couleurs> MaNNy
18:00 <TheRon> i like manny
18:00 <British^Meat> The Nanny
19:00 <British^Meat> Misss fiinnneeeeeeeee!!!
19:00 <TheRon> she's no boxer
19:00 <Loof> u like this slinky_J? https://youtu.be/9P9pw3kawpw
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jonwayne - The Come Up - ft. Scoop DeVille Views: 414,207 Uploader: Stones Throw Uploaded: Jan 7, 2014 Duration: 4m24s Rating: 4.92
28:00 <couleurs> wb nate how was da march 
28:00 <nate> awesome, lots of rigamortis
30:00 <nate> i must watch man power more often!
30:00 <couleurs> The Walking Dead.
30:00 <nate> aussie thunder!
32:00 <TheRon> carlton are looking like winners
32:00 <Loof> gtfo TheWeebo
32:00 <Loof> go stick a manga toy up ur ass while felating a cat
33:00 <British^Meat> lol
33:00 <fawks> Hey ash
34:00 <TheRon> patty mills is awesome
35:00 <stebie> zaim, two spinouts so far today
35:00 <stebie> one collided with the barrier
35:00 <stebie> D:
35:00 <zaim> around that corner yeah
35:00 <slinky_J> oh man
35:00 <stebie> haha yeah
35:00 <zaim> away from my house or towards
35:00 <slinky_J> my neighbour
35:00 <slinky_J> had a gokart
35:00 <stebie> towards
35:00 <zaim> its SUCH a slippery corner
35:00 <slinky_J> a couple months ago now
35:00 <zaim> the lines on the road make it worse
35:00 <stebie> yeah man
35:00 <stebie> they need speed himps
35:00 <slinky_J> we rung out that thing around the backyard
35:00 <stebie> *jumps
35:00 <stebie> **humps
35:00 <slinky_J> be perfect for today
35:00 <zaim> my calais loved that corner in the wet
35:00 <slinky_J> all wet
36:00 <slinky_J> the cunt
36:00 <zaim> did the rail get hit?
36:00 <stebie> both asian drivers
36:00 <stebie> go figure
36:00 <zaim> du ma
36:00 <stebie> haha
36:00 <stebie> first one was an old lady, who spun out
36:00 <slinky_J> can u guys rally
36:00 <slinky_J> ?
36:00 <zaim> did the rail get touched
36:00 <slinky_J> uno thru side streets
36:00 <stebie> the other way a guy who busted his lights
36:00 <zaim> yay
36:00 <stebie> yeah man, he just drove off
36:00 <stebie> lol
36:00 <stebie> didn't get out to inspect or anything
36:00 <zaim> u know who lives at that house?
36:00 <zaim> ex cop
36:00 <stebie> nah
37:00 <stebie> :O
37:00 <zaim> trever jury
37:00 <zaim> he visited my primary school over 20 years ago lol
37:00 <stebie> ohhh
37:00 <stebie> wicked :>
37:00 <zaim> yeah so if u feel threatened
37:00 <stebie> i spoke to the neighbour direct opposite me, he heard the collision too
37:00 <zaim> totally go there
37:00 <stebie> haha
37:00 <stebie> i will :$
37:00 <Loof> MsJellybean is superhappy about?
37:00 <zaim> :P
37:00 <stebie> then i'll call you
37:00 <stebie> x
38:00 <MsJellybean> Nope...she has a life today lol
38:00 <zaim> YE BOI
39:00 <slinky_J> MsJellybean
39:00 <zaim> MsJellybean
39:00 <slinky_J> oi
39:00 <zaim> oi
39:00 <slinky_J> get off my zaim!
39:00 <stebie> oi
39:00 <slinky_J> he mine
39:00 <slinky_J> so is stebie
39:00 <slinky_J> xD
39:00 <slinky_J> DOn't take my gay away from me MsJellybean!
40:00 <zaim> your gay wtf
40:00 <slinky_J> nah bro
40:00 <slinky_J> course not
40:00 <zaim> your, not you're
40:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
40:00 <MsJellybean> its ok i can share lol
40:00 <slinky_J> fkn
40:00 <slinky_J> ino my mate rocked up at this girls house
40:00 <zaim> MsJellybean you're gona have to
40:00 <slinky_J> so now she isnt im
40:00 <slinky_J> grr
41:00 <slinky_J> MsJellybean just pretend that Picard is a big fucking gorilla that doesn't know any better and you're set.
41:00 <Loof> lol Pictard is so dumb
42:00 <Loof> i just feel sorry for the kids picard has locked under his stairs
42:00 <Loof> hope he feeds them at least
42:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
42:00 <slinky_J> I don't like picard
42:00 <slinky_J> never have.
42:00 <Loof> i detest him
42:00 <Loof> like most people
42:00 <Loof> they should make a show "everybody hates picard"
43:00 <Loof> he's a truly hideous person
48:00 <stompin> boreddddd
48:00 <TheRon> stoned?
49:00 <slinky_J> fuck
49:00 <slinky_J> im runnin outta alcohol ahaha
51:00 <stompin> go buy more then knob
56:00 <slinky_J> why?
56:00 <slinky_J> what do you have against me
56:00 <slinky_J> srs
56:00 <slinky_J> i dont even know who you are bro
56:00 <slinky_J> some cunt that always gives me shit.
56:00 <slinky_J> go buy some self esteem dude.
57:00 <fawks> Couleurs IRL http://i.imgur.com/lXXFSRQ.jpg
59:00 <stebie> lol fawks
00:00 <fawks> Hehe
03:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/92PT8ms.jpg
04:00 <stebie> true story
05:00 <TheRon> the scum are gonna win by 24 points
06:00 <stompin> slinky_J: get a life.
06:00 <Serenity> weee areee the navy bluess
06:00 <slinky_J> got one
07:00 <slinky_J> eat me
07:00 <slinky_J> :P
07:00 <slinky_J> wait
07:00 <slinky_J> ur not a gentleman are you?
07:00 <slinky_J> because gentlemen don't eat poets.
07:00 <slinky_J> why don't you read a book stompin, for the first time in your life.
07:00 <slinky_J> ;)
08:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4TbOiaEHpM
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Apple Watch â€“ Us Views: 226,840 Uploader: Apple Uploaded: Apr 24, 2015 Duration: 1m1s Rating: 4.82
08:00 <couleurs> beautiful love story :')
08:00 <slinky_J> you are beautiful.
08:00 <slinky_J> God spared no expense making you :P
08:00 <stompin> slinky_J: why dont u go jump of a multi story building and do somehting good for the world.
12:00 <TheRon> beer and the footy, what could be better
13:00 <nate> slinky_J are u gay if u dont have a girlfriend?:)
14:00 <CarltonSucks> 0,2CarltonSucks!!!2,0CarltonSucks!!!0,2CarltonSucks!!!2,0CarltonSucks!!!0,2CarltonSucks!!!2,0CarltonSucks!!!0,2CarltonSucks!!!2,0CarltonSucks!!!0,2CarltonSucks!!!2,0CarltonSucks!!!0,2CarltonSucks!!!2,0CarltonSucks!!!0,2CarltonSucks!!!2,0CarltonSucks!!!
15:00 <nate> omg my eyes
15:00 <jax> hahahahaha
15:00 <jax> who was that?
16:00 <stebie> CarltonSucks
16:00 <stebie> obviously
16:00 <TheRon> what a douche
16:00 <jax> they dont suck
16:00 <Serenity> lol someones mad
16:00 <jax> well it was obviously a user
16:00 <TheRon> yeah they do suck but........
17:00 <stebie> yep, user CarltonSucks
17:00 <Serenity> well we sucked enough to win today
17:00 <Serenity> thats ok by me
17:00 <StrykerX> Go the Bombers
17:00 <StrykerX> Smash those toothless bogan fucks!
17:00 <TheRon> i think the scum will win
17:00 <stebie> lol Serenity, not your year yet?
17:00 <stebie> plenty of time
18:00 <Serenity> hasnt beeb for a while now haha
18:00 <Serenity> been*
18:00 <TheRon> maybe next year
18:00 <jax> no not user carltonsucks
18:00 <jax> its a fake nick used by someone who has flooded
18:00 <Serenity> ffs no shit
19:00 <StrykerX> Is jax a little simple?
19:00 <TheRon> folks are dumb where i come from
19:00 <Serenity> think so
19:00 <jax> why you always picking on ppl?
19:00 <jax> because you got a @ next to you
20:00 <Serenity> whos picking on a yone
20:00 <Serenity> anyone
20:00 <StrykerX> Yeah Serenity
20:00 <StrykerX> You big bully
20:00 <jax> <+StrykerX> Is jax a little simple?
20:00 <jax> <TheRon> folks are dumb where i come from
20:00 <jax> <@Serenity> think so
20:00 <jax> <jax> hahahahaha
20:00 <jax> <jax> who was that?
20:00 <jax> <@stebie> CarltonSucks
20:00 <jax> <@stebie> obviously
20:00 <jax> well OBVIOUSLY
20:00 <stebie> ask a stupid question, ...
20:00 <StrykerX> Get a free cheeseburger!
20:00 <stebie> because they told us who they really are before they decided to flood the chanel
20:00 <jax> its not a stupid question
21:00 <Serenity> its a ridiculous question
21:00 <StrykerX> All on stebie's acct at Bell St Maccas!
21:00 <stebie> StrykerX, only if you know the passcode
21:00 <StrykerX> cock4lyf?
21:00 <stebie> close
21:00 <Serenity> so whos picking on people stebie or me
21:00 <stebie> D:
21:00 <Serenity> or StrykerX
21:00 <TheRon> see the drug taking scum shoot up shoot up to win the flag
22:00 <StrykerX> Omg.. TheRon..
22:00 <StrykerX> I MUST use that to my bomber supporting mates.
22:00 <StrykerX> Thank you!
22:00 <StrykerX> See the Bombers shoot up, up, to win the premiership flaggg
23:00 <TheRon> i don't really like collingwood either
23:00 <Serenity> werent they cleared though?
24:00 <TheRon> serenity, stop putting facts into the story
24:00 <ShadowLurker> right
24:00 <Serenity> thats better
25:00 <TheRon> essendon are still scum in my eyes
26:00 <British^Meat> :0 calm down
26:00 <Serenity> i liked them when paul barnard played for them thats about it
27:00 <slinky_J> v
27:00 <slinky_J> <stompin> slinky_J: why dont u go jump of a multi story building and do somehting good for the world.
27:00 <slinky_J> thanks man
27:00 <nate> slinky_J is stompin ya buddy?
27:00 <slinky_J> it's great to know that even thouogh I don't know you, you wish I would die.
27:00 <slinky_J> nah
28:00 <slinky_J> I'd like to be friends with him
28:00 <StrykerX> I'm not fussed if they're innocent
28:00 <StrykerX> I just love pissing off their fans
28:00 <StrykerX> :D
28:00 <slinky_J> lolz
28:00 <slinky_J> that's why our sex is so violent StrykerX?
28:00 <StrykerX> ;)
28:00 <TheRon> feels good doesn't it
28:00 <slinky_J> I STILL HAVE OPEN WOUNDS!
28:00 <StrykerX> Violent or gtfo
28:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
28:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha :P
28:00 <StrykerX> ;D
29:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ stompin
29:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
29:00 <TheRon> was anybody watching the footy, what was tex perkins singing, i had the sound down??
31:00 <Serenity> i used to lke when matthew got all riled up about essendon
32:00 <jax> matthew LOL
33:00 <TheRon> the velvet sledgehammer
34:00 <nate> http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2012/002/0/a/sexy_eggman_by_loulouvz-d4l3te2.jpg
34:00 <jax> nobody here follows afl
35:00 <zaim> thats not true jax
36:00 <zaim> nobody everywhere follows afl.
36:00 <StrykerX> I'm impressed. The Collingwood supporters stopped drinking during the ANZAC tribute.
36:00 <StrykerX> Guess it's their yearly commitment.
36:00 <Serenity> thats a top effort on their behalf
36:00 <StrykerX> Yep
36:00 <TheRon> well done everybody
36:00 <Serenity> the kids school had their anzac service yesterday
36:00 <zaim> did you stop drinking Serenity? for the anzacs?
36:00 <Serenity> and this fucking asshole woman was facetiming half way through the 1 min silence
36:00 <Serenity> i felt like punching her
37:00 <TheRon> just a small question, new doesn't have a navy right??
37:00 <StrykerX> I like how the schools commemorate it.
37:00 <Serenity> zaim.. im not even drinking wtf
37:00 <TheRon> zealand
37:00 <zaim> really wtf... but i just assumed u were
37:00 <zaim> hmm
37:00 <Serenity> why.
37:00 <StrykerX> <Serenity> and this fucking asshole woman was facetiming half way through the 1 min silence
37:00 <StrykerX> Should've slapped her
37:00 <zaim> isnt everyone drunk on these things?
37:00 <Serenity> no.
37:00 <StrykerX> You would've had everyones support
37:00 <Serenity> its barely even lunch time here wtf
37:00 <StrykerX> Disrepectful bitch.
38:00 <Serenity> seriously i was so angry
38:00 <zaim> wheres here
38:00 <TheRon> does jack live here?
38:00 <StrykerX> Your mums house.
38:00 <Serenity> idont drink during the day. specially not with children around wtf
39:00 <stebie> children being people in here?
39:00 <StrykerX> What sort of irresponsible parent drinks all day infront of their child(ren)?
39:00 <Serenity> no stebie real life human children
39:00 <Serenity> haha
39:00 <stompin> why do u need to get maggot drunk on anzac day
39:00 <Serenity> me apparently StrykerX..
39:00 <TheRon> frankston parents
39:00 <StrykerX> You alco
39:00 <jax> stop making fun of ppl less fortunate than you
39:00 <zaim> drinky drinky
39:00 <jax> you are not any better
39:00 <nate> vb says so stompin
39:00 <jax> especially you Serenity
40:00 <nate> raise a glass ;D
40:00 <Serenity> what are you even talking about
40:00 <jax> do you even have a job?
40:00 <Serenity> no ones making fun of anyone
40:00 <jax> making fun of ppl about anzac day
40:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
40:00 <StrykerX> I think jax is a slab short of a 6 pack
40:00 <TheRon> jax barracks for collingwood
40:00 <Serenity> rofl
40:00 <StrykerX> Clearly TheRon.
40:00 <jax> i dont follow afl actually
40:00 <jax> but nice try
40:00 <StrykerX> jax, do you have all your teeth still?
40:00 <jax> I do
40:00 <TheRon> neither do collingwood supporters
41:00 <StrykerX> No true Collingwood supporter does.
41:00 <jax> im not stebie's brother
41:00 <stebie> in a jar??
41:00 <jax> hahaha stebie trying to make fun of me 
41:00 <jax> classic
41:00 <stebie> yes jerome
41:00 <stebie> not hard
41:00 <jax> your brother is pieter mate dont even try
41:00 <jax> i have all my teeth
41:00 <Serenity> rofl
41:00 <jax> Serenity you dont even have a job
41:00 <stompin> bewbieees
41:00 <Serenity> didnt even last a full 12 hours haha
41:00 <jax> hows that online uni going for you?
41:00 <StrykerX> Why you do mad Pliv?
41:00 <StrykerX> :/
42:00 <StrykerX> So mad*
42:00 <jax> u know if you got off irc you might get somewhere in life
42:00 <jax> LOL
42:00 <TheRon> whats the difference between an adelaide supporter and a port adelaide supporter??
42:00 <Serenity> says the guy who changes his nick every day and trolls everyone rofl..
42:00 <jax> mayo copied all the logs from tacos chat its on pastebin if you want to see ;)
42:00 <TheRon> adelaide supporters have teeth
42:00 <Serenity> fuck im HELL cut about his opinion
42:00 <jax> i havnt been on in 2 weeks but nice try
42:00 <Serenity> LOL
42:00 <stebie> dear jerome, please leave on your own accord, regards
42:00 <Serenity> you were zlined thats why
42:00 <jax> no 
42:00 <Serenity> yes
42:00 <jax> wrong
42:00 <Serenity> nope
42:00 <jax> i can come back any time
42:00 <jax> zline means nothing
42:00 <jax> zline me now
42:00 <jax> ill come right back
42:00 <Serenity> im not an admin. how am i gonna zline you
42:00 <TheRon> woo hoo funky town!!!
43:00 <Serenity> couldnt even last a full 12 hours hiding rofl
43:00 <stebie> please come back
43:00 <Serenity> pathetic
43:00 <stebie> it'll keep me entertained
43:00 <zaim> loll
43:00 <stompin> fuck i cant wait to recover from this shitty illness
43:00 <Serenity> it didnt ban you plivent
43:00 <Serenity> pm stebie
43:00 <fawks> Good afternoon
44:00 <Loof> one day i might get used to the taste of wine
44:00 <Loof> sorry random
44:00 <Serenity> sto threatening my kids jax
44:00 <fawks> Red wine sux
44:00 <Loof> that's what i'm drinking
44:00 <Serenity> what a loser rofl
44:00 <Loof> *shudders*
44:00 <StrykerX> I should get a goon bag
44:00 <StrykerX> Watch Collingwood
44:00 <fawks> I like my wine how I like me men
44:00 <fawks> White
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <StrykerX> White and cheap?
44:00 <fawks> lmao
44:00 <Serenity> too dumb to even work out who banned him rofll
44:00 <TheRon> the goonbag is very collingwood
44:00 <fawks> I tipped essendon
44:00 <StrykerX> It is, TheRon
46:00 <TheRon> fawks: i think most sane pppl did
46:00 <Serenity> poor plivent rofl
46:00 <fawks> I know someone who didnt
46:00 <stebie> the mentally unstable should have to sit some sort of test before logging on here
46:00 <Serenity> hahah
47:00 <Serenity> no one would be on here
47:00 <stebie> ._.
47:00 <Serenity> i love how they blame me for every ban
47:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
47:00 <StrykerX> You power tripper
47:00 <TheRon> which is the better town, funktown or pussytown??
47:00 <Serenity> cant even remember the last ban i did in here
47:00 <TheRon> funkytown
48:00 <StrykerX> <stebie> the mentally unstable should have to sit some sort of test before logging on here << You trying to drop the channel count another 50
48:00 <StrykerX> ?
48:00 <fawks> pubes
49:00 <stebie> most of them are idlers anyway
49:00 <fawks> Your face is an idler
49:00 <StrykerX> So's your mum.
49:00 <TheRon> more beer
49:00 <stompin> bewbiessssssssssss
49:00 <fawks> My mums in NZ for Anzac day
49:00 <stebie> fox :<
49:00 <fawks> :D
49:00 <fawks> Which means new perfume from duty free
50:00 <fawks> freewoop
50:00 <fawks> Uh
50:00 <fawks> Woop*
50:00 <stebie> lol
51:00 <Serenity> had two blood noses over night last night.. now im scared to blow my nose
51:00 <Serenity> wah
52:00 <TheRon> the doctor says i wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if just kept my finger out of there
52:00 <fawks> Lolll
54:00 <stebie> is that you, ralph?
54:00 <stebie> Serenity, only one way to find out...!
54:00 <TheRon> nothing gets chocolate out........
55:00 <StrykerX> My cats breath smells like cat food.
55:00 <TheRon> what are you doing smelling your cat's breath?
57:00 <StrykerX> It breathes heavy.
57:00 <stompin> fawks always thinking about urself!
57:00 <stompin> is ur mum still living in tassy
57:00 <fawks> Um what
57:00 <fawks> Thinking bout myself?
58:00 <fawks> And yes she is
58:00 <Serenity> pretty sure its a brain tumour
58:00 <Serenity> does it snow where she is fawks
58:00 <stebie> it's nawt a tewmur
58:00 <TheRon> i'm weird, i touch myself when i think about myself
58:00 <fawks> On the mountains yeah
58:00 <fawks> She lives near them
58:00 <Serenity> aww yay
58:00 <fawks> By a river 
58:00 <Serenity> jelly
58:00 <Serenity> the mum from snowy river
59:00 <fawks> Lol
59:00 <stebie> jelly belly
59:00 <stompin> i was in tassy last year in august for a week and it the sea food was amazeballs down there
59:00 <fawks> Mm
59:00 <Serenity> yummm
59:00 <Serenity> i love seafood
59:00 <Serenity> im making pad thai for dinner i might put prawns in it
00:00 <stompin> im not much of a sea food fan but fuck the shit there was fresh and yum
00:00 <fawks> I'm making prawn stir fry
00:00 <fawks> :D
00:00 <TheRon> what exactly is in pad thai??
00:00 <stompin> im probably having takeaway lol
00:00 <fawks> Tampons
00:00 <fawks> Should have chicken soup 
00:00 <fawks> Get yourself better
00:00 <fawks> :')
00:00 <Loof> i want viet pho
00:00 <slinky_J> fox
00:00 <stompin> im thinking butter chicken and rice
00:00 <slinky_J> catcher
00:00 <Loof> yall gotta try it
00:00 <fawks> I sprained my ankle today 
00:00 <fawks> :'(
00:00 <Loof> bummer :(
00:00 <slinky_J> yo loof
01:00 <fawks> Cos I'm a retard who can't walk down stairs 
01:00 <slinky_J> i gotta song for ya
01:00 <StrykerX> slinky_J: is it 'cause I got high'?
01:00 <stebie> hey Loof
01:00 <Loof> stairs would get u fit
01:00 <stebie> watched first two eps of wentworth
01:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nOAdiDyMZ4
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Brad Sucks - Dropping Out of School Views: 405,144 Uploader: Rasmus Ryberg Andersen Uploaded: Nov 29, 2008 Duration: 3m44s Rating: 4.94
01:00 <slinky_J> best shit :P
01:00 <slinky_J> xD
01:00 <TheRon> thai food isn't that hard really, lemongrass ginger garlic and chilli is all you need
01:00 <fawks> Yeah pros of living in a unit
01:00 <TheRon> it covers most things
01:00 <stompin> we lived in a three story unit, what a cunt
02:00 <fawks> Yeah first one I lived in had like
02:00 <fawks> 393739383 steps
02:00 <slinky_J> lewf this shit rules whole album rocks :P
02:00 <fawks> My friends used to cry at the door
02:00 <fawks> Lmao
02:00 <fawks> WHY CHRISTINA WHY
02:00 <stebie> queen bea is back !!
02:00 <Loof> hey stebs :)
02:00 <Serenity> [1:00pm] <TheRon> what exactly is in pad thai?? - I think pad thai is one of those things you can put whatever you want in
03:00 <Loof> no spoilers man i've only watched s03e01!!!
03:00 <stebie> ohhh
03:00 <stebie> :\
03:00 <Serenity> its rice noodles though, sme kinf of meat, capsicum, chilli bean sprouts
03:00 <stebie> sorry
03:00 <Loof> np :)
03:00 <TheRon> the usual thai paste??
03:00 <Serenity> soy sauce fish sauce white wine vinegar
03:00 <Serenity> tiny bit of sugar
03:00 <TheRon> ah yes
03:00 <Serenity> lemon juice over it to serve
03:00 <Loof> i didn't think australia was capable of a show that good
03:00 <Loof> tbh
03:00 <TheRon> i'm addicted to oyster sauce
04:00 <fawks> WHAT SHOW
04:00 <fawks> Woah caps
04:00 <Loof> wentworth
04:00 <Loof> superfunhappyslide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <Serenity> ph peanuts
04:00 <Serenity> oh*
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha!
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hey Loof !
04:00 <Serenity> just so you know stebie i blew my nose.. im not dead
04:00 <TheRon> nuts have to be roasted, it makes so much of a difference
05:00 <Loof> how's things superfunhappyslide?
05:00 <Serenity> yeah im not a huge fan of raw peanuts
05:00 <Serenity> actually last time i did pad thai i used pistacios instead
05:00 <Serenity> was good
06:00 <TheRon> run to paradise is an underrated song
06:00 <couleurs> i still want an AwayPager :(
07:00 <TheRon> i really should be in a pub right now
07:00 <Loof> oh i could go that song now
07:00 <Serenity> i want to be at a pub right now too
07:00 <Serenity> this song is such a pub song
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Great song
07:00 <Loof> i want to be there with you
07:00 <Loof> :P
07:00 <Serenity> youd have great fun with me at the pub
08:00 <Loof> we'd probably get into a drunken argument about vaccination
08:00 <Loof> :P
08:00 <Serenity> probably b
08:00 <Serenity> but id win
08:00 <TheRon> i've been known to start impromptu drunken sing alongs in pubs
08:00 <Loof> everyone has been pawning me all night about it on fb
08:00 <Serenity> haha ace TheRon
08:00 <Loof> it's like i'm the tin foil hat one against 903845 otherts
09:00 <TheRon> a full rendition of khe sanh
09:00 <StrykerX> Loof, are you anti-vaccination?
10:00 <TheRon> khe sanh's playing, what were the chances
11:00 <TheRon> this is like i',m at the pub, only difference is there's no pool table
11:00 <Serenity> mm pool
12:00 <stompin> o_O
12:00 <TheRon> playing pool with chicks hanging their cleavage over the pockets and putting you off
12:00 <Loof> i dont know why i'm better at pool drunk
12:00 <Loof> how does that work
12:00 <TheRon> more relaxed
13:00 <Serenity> everyones better at pool drunk
13:00 <TheRon> 3rd or 4th pot i'm awesome, it goes downhill after that
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> I can barely stand straight drunk let alone play pool :-/
13:00 <Loof> i c
14:00 <Serenity> IM GONNA HIT SOME HONG KONG MATTRESS ALL NIGHT LOONG
14:00 <TheRon> i'm an awesome drunk dancer
14:00 <TheRon> at least i think i am
14:00 <Serenity> im an awesome drunk singer..
14:00 <Nikky`> Nothing like going shopping and making a mad dash to your car holding your bags while pouring down rain :/
14:00 <Serenity> epp
14:00 <Serenity> eep
15:00 <TheRon> hunters and collectors - do you see what i see?
18:00 <TheRon> woo hoo take me back!!
18:00 <TheRon> anybody got any winnie blues???
19:00 <StrykerX> Bogan.
19:00 <TheRon> thanks
19:00 <StrykerX> No worries.
19:00 <TheRon> the winnie blues would complete the look
19:00 <StrykerX> Yup
20:00 <TheRon> my pa loved john williamson
20:00 <osmosis> true blue
20:00 <osmosis> is it me and you
21:00 <TheRon> it's raining on the rock
21:00 <osmosis> rip rip woodchip turn it into paper
24:00 <Nikky`> I had a lil cry watching the service on tv
25:00 <osmosis> is your mother in good health Nikky`?
25:00 <Nikky`> No
26:00 <osmosis> i'm sorry to hear  that Nikky`
26:00 <Loof> my god http://www.celebtricity.com/company-releases-child-love-dolls-to-stop-pedophiles/
27:00 <Nikky`> All good, she is plugging along
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> What are you googling Loof
27:00 <TheRon> nude chicks
27:00 <slinky_J> fuck
27:00 <couleurs> me
27:00 <slinky_J> be battin my dick
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hot
27:00 <slinky_J> this chick doesnt come around tonite
28:00 <slinky_J> couleurs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <slinky_J> XD
28:00 <couleurs> eyyy mang good luck bro xD
28:00 <TheRon> see dustin fletcher bang a goal from 60??
28:00 <fawks> Nnooooooo its gonna storm
28:00 <fawks> Can it hold off til after the dragons play
28:00 <fawks> Fffff
28:00 <TheRon> not confident in the wet??
29:00 <TheRon> bombers getting on top
29:00 <osmosis> TheRon are you sexually harrassing fawks?
29:00 <TheRon> yes, i sent her dick pics but nothing
30:00 <Serenity> tru blueeee
30:00 <Serenity> is it mee and youu
30:00 <Serenity> is it mum and daddd
30:00 <Serenity> is it a cuckatoooo
30:00 <fawks>  cuckatoo 
30:00 <fawks> LOL
31:00 <Serenity> yes typos are hilarious
31:00 <fawks> ROFL
31:00 <slinky_J> "I don't blame people for their mistakes but I do ask that they pay for them"
31:00 <fawks> woah caps
31:00 <slinky_J> whatta quote!
31:00 <TheRon> she can go out back with the fellas she's seen a cock or two
32:00 <fawks> u mean cuckatoo
32:00 <Serenity> please blow into this bag and we'll seee
32:00 <TheRon> have you anything bigger officer??
32:00 <TheRon> :)
32:00 <Serenity> haha
37:00 <TheRon> "i don't know if i can fit all of that into my mouth"
38:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eti99nV3gCk
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: John Williamson - Rip Rip Woodchip [Official Video] Views: 41,801 Uploader: John Williamson TV Uploaded: Feb 3, 2012 Duration: 3m4s Rating: 4.78
38:00 <TheRon> fawks: a collingwood player just got falconned
38:00 <fawks> Idk what that means
39:00 <Doodle> punched in the vagina
39:00 <TheRon> the ball hit his head
39:00 <fawks> Oh lovely 
39:00 <Devil45> i was tempted to say 'why dont you blow me instead' but refrained from doing so. i didnt want to spend time in a cell. bloody cops
39:00 <TheRon> happens all the time in league
39:00 <fawks> Yay essendon are leading 
39:00 <Doodle> :/
39:00 <Serenity> uhhh i meant to write vagina..
39:00 <Serenity> i dunno what happened there
39:00 <Doodle> oh
39:00 <slinky_J> my xbox keeps skippin over this fkn movie
39:00 <Devil45> a typo?
39:00 <Doodle> thats ok then
39:00 <Devil45> :P
39:00 <slinky_J> cant wait for ps4
40:00 <Doodle> sezz if i had a vagina i'd let you punch it
40:00 <Serenity> reowwwwww
40:00 <StrykerX>  <Devil45> i was tempted to say 'why dont you blow me instead' but refrained from doing so. i didnt want to spend time in a cell. bloody cops
40:00 <StrykerX>  <TheRon> happens all the time in league
40:00 <StrykerX> Seem legit
40:00 <Devil45> ha
40:00 <fawks> seem legit
40:00 <couleurs> already got 1 bro
40:00 <StrykerX> SEEMS
40:00 <fawks> I got ze eye of ze tiger 
40:00 <StrykerX> Too busy placing bets on horses
40:00 <StrykerX> Not focused
40:00 <fawks> Giddy up
41:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOkg8PFrHVU
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 2 Good bye blinky bill Views: 3,812 Uploader: Open-rhythm Uploaded: Feb 21, 2014 Duration: 3m37s Rating: 5.
42:00 <Doodle> god
42:00 <Doodle> stop
42:00 <Serenity> i wont
42:00 <Devil45> im actually looking at some EOL videos on youtube
42:00 <Doodle> i hate australian music almost as much as australian films
42:00 <Serenity> well thats not my fault you're shite
43:00 <Devil45> hate australian music? thats very UNaustralian.
43:00 <Doodle> it is
43:00 <TheRon> acdc - back in black
43:00 <Doodle> i like acdc
43:00 <Serenity> everyone post as much aussie music as you can rofl
43:00 <Devil45> AC/DC is aussie
43:00 <Doodle> yeah ok not ALL of it just MOST of it
43:00 <Doodle> jesus
43:00 <TheRon> it is anzac day
43:00 <Devil45> speaking of AC/DC
43:00 <Doodle> @mp3 John Farnham - You're the Voice.mp3 (10.34MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 11:17)
43:00 <Devil45> i hope they come to adelaide in november for the rock or bust tour
43:00 <Serenity> john farnham fucking sucks big grey elephant balls
43:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Devil45> i thought it was john paul young who sucked balls
44:00 <Devil45> him and that awful song 'love is in the air'
45:00 <TheRon> yesterday's hero?
45:00 <Devil45> hes a  countdown throwback.
45:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: John Paul Young - Love Is In The Air (1978) Views: 13,982,067 Uploader: nzoz1978 Uploaded: Mar 11, 2007 Duration: 3m23s Rating: 4.10
45:00 <Devil45> i recognize that username nzoz
45:00 <TheRon> how many kings of pop has molly meldrum done??
45:00 <Devil45> he upped a supernaut video
45:00 <TheRon> i'm guessing a few
45:00 <Serenity> all of them
45:00 <Devil45> supernaut is aussie
46:00 <Devil45> or they were
47:00 <Serenity> this guy looks like hes off his tits
47:00 <TheRon> midnight oil - beds are burning
47:00 <Devil45> ok its not nzoz but it dont matter.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nKc4NCRrTc
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Supernaut - 'I Like It Both Ways' 1976 Views: 6,531 Uploader: 2560saw Uploaded: Aug 1, 2009 Duration: 3m39s Rating: 4.89
47:00 <Devil45> released july 1976 (produced by molly meldrum)
48:00 <Devil45> first album i had that song on was ripper '76 ;p
48:00 <couleurs> slinky_J: hope u get fifa 2 bro fkn psn pen pals m8 xD
48:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPhuAJVJe1Q
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Short Memory - Live Views: 21,395 Uploader: Sprint74 Uploaded: May 18, 2007 Duration: 4m33s Rating: 4.87
49:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Culture Club - Karma Chameleon Views: 103,484,681 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Feb 28, 2009 Duration: 3m56s Rating: 4.88
49:00 <Devil45> and i thought skyhooks were glam
49:00 <Serenity> nah they werent were they?
50:00 <Devil45> they were
50:00 <TheRon> short memory is my fave oils song
50:00 <Serenity> oh yeah red used to get all glammed up
50:00 <Devil45> songwriter greg macainsh was bi according to an article
50:00 <Doodle> it would be so much better if stebie were here
50:00 <Devil45> red symons was straight but he liked make up for the groups image
51:00 <Serenity> fucking hell goy george was off
51:00 <Doodle> ^_^
51:00 <Serenity> boy*
51:00 <stebie> ^_-
51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Boy George - Everything I Own.mp3 (8.93MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:45)
51:00 <couleurs> i still want an AwayPager :(
51:00 <Devil45> i hate that karma chameleon song - its overplayed next to abba dancing queen
51:00 <Devil45> but neither are as bad as pat wilson
51:00 <Devil45> and that horrid bop girl song of 83
52:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Pat Wilson - Bop Girl.mp3 (4.11MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:29)
52:00 <Doodle> that one?
52:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go Views: 40,527,273 Uploader: WhamVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 3m51s Rating: 4.89
52:00 <Devil45> only saving grace is ross wilson wrote it
52:00 <Doodle> bop girl is a great song
52:00 <Devil45> yea if youre a 15 year old girl
53:00 <Devil45> no grown man would listen to that except ross wilson
53:00 <Serenity> pff
53:00 <Doodle> its unaustralian not to like bop girl
53:00 <Devil45> no its unaustralian not to like countdown
53:00 <Serenity> was geroge michael a pedo?
53:00 <Devil45> and the aussie acts that it featured
53:00 <Doodle> i'm a grown man and i am listening to it right now
53:00 <Doodle> no sezz
53:00 <Serenity> oh good
53:00 <Devil45> george michael isnt a pedo
53:00 <Devil45> hes gay but not a pedo
54:00 <Devil45> he admitted it.
54:00 <Doodle> omg is he really
54:00 <Devil45> yup
54:00 <Devil45> and good on him
54:00 <Serenity> or was it boy george
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Devil45> :)
54:00 <Devil45> nah boy george is bi
54:00 <Serenity> of of those old guys was a pedo
54:00 <Doodle> gary glitter?
54:00 <Devil45> gary glitter is a pedo
54:00 <Serenity> thats it!
54:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
54:00 <Serenity> talk about confused
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Gary Glitter - I'm The Leader Of The Gang.mp3 (3.2MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:29)
54:00 <TheRon> rolf?
54:00 <Devil45> and so is rolf harris
54:00 <Serenity> so is bill cosby
54:00 <Devil45> ah yes
54:00 <Serenity> wait
55:00 <Devil45> clean living bill is not so clean
55:00 <Doodle> roberth hughes
55:00 <Serenity> might just be a sex offender not necessarily pedo
55:00 <Doodle> -h
55:00 <Serenity> i dont think those girls were under age
55:00 <Devil45> not in the case of bill no
55:00 <Devil45> they were just young but not kids
55:00 <Serenity> theres like 40 of them now
55:00 <Serenity> is that irony?
55:00 <Devil45> and rolf isnt eithe
55:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11196233_470457116453743_2760794645920668165_n.jpg?oh=90c1abc6219d11d79818b03b670cbed4&oe=55CDC2FD&__gda__=1440177221_c9f19443b68cd7e1b4c11d75bba95b7b
55:00 <Devil45> but robert hughes yes
56:00 <Serenity> is that the hey dad guy?
56:00 <Devil45> yup
56:00 <Doodle> things that dont happen to me #663664
56:00 <Serenity> he always gave me the creeps
56:00 <Serenity> even as a kid
56:00 <TheRon> the little fat kid off hey dad?
56:00 <Devil45> i never watched the series
56:00 <Serenity> the dad ron
56:00 <Serenity> rofl
56:00 <Devil45> only bits of it
56:00 <Devil45> martin kelly turned out to like young girls - really young
56:00 <Serenity> mum banned it from our house =/
56:00 <Serenity> she hated it
56:00 <Doodle> pretty sure betty was a pedo too
57:00 <Devil45> when i was young i wasnt living at home when hey dad was current
57:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu3VTngm1F0
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: George Michael - Faith (US Version) Views: 12,907,623 Uploader: georgemichaelVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 3m43s Rating: 4.90
57:00 <Devil45> but the irony is when kingswood country was new i did live at home and my old man never let me watch it
57:00 <Serenity> im a bit young to know but was geroge michael like a big sex symbol with the ladies
57:00 <Serenity> he looks like he would have been
58:00 <Devil45> hes like 'you cant watch that or you will pick up 'bullpittisms' as he called them
58:00 <Doodle> yeah lol its funny now when you listen to all his old songs and realise he is talking about banging men
58:00 <slinky_J> fucken
58:00 <Serenity> what are bullpittisms lol
58:00 <Devil45> things that ted bullpitt said in kingswood country
58:00 <Serenity> rofl rob!
58:00 <slinky_J> matwe coming around tonight right sezz
58:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wham! - Young Guns Go For It.mp3 (3.34MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:38)
58:00 <Doodle> ;)
58:00 <Devil45> leave the money on the fridge - the kingswood? youre not taking the kingswood!
58:00 <slinky_J> otherwise
58:00 <slinky_J> go down some joint i dont know how to get the bus to
58:00 <Devil45> and so on
58:00 <slinky_J> lol
59:00 <slinky_J> for a root
59:00 <Devil45> heres some aussie memory - 12th man
59:00 <Serenity> i have a 12th man cd laying around here somewhere
59:00 <Devil45> i got a couple
59:00 <TheRon> aamir sohail
00:00 <Devil45> i got his boned cd from 2006. and the final dig i got somewhere else
00:00 <TheRon> hail richie hail the great man hail
00:00 <TheRon> no thats his name you dickhead
00:00 <Devil45> you know billy birmingham (12th man) wrote australiana for austen tayshus
01:00 <TheRon> hansie cronje gets me everytime
01:00 <TheRon> "you want to make a bet?"
01:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzZ_urpj4As
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Michael Jackson - The Way You Make Me Feel Views: 105,777,169 Uploader: michaeljacksonVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 6m44s Rating: 4.88
02:00 <Doodle> A-HEE-HEE
02:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16bFBzx7I_0
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Midnight Oil - The Dead Heart Views: 1,942,002 Uploader: MidnightOilVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 5m9s Rating: 4.93
02:00 <Serenity> his film clips were so dramatic
03:00 <TheRon> apparently in the remember the time clip, michaels genitals were on show for everyone
03:00 <Loof> god this music is bogan
03:00 <Loof> :P
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Joe Dolce - Shaddap You Face.mp3 (2.96MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:13)
04:00 <TheRon> in a jar on a shelf behind him
04:00 <TheRon> doodle that's just woggy
04:00 <Doodle> eh same same
05:00 <TheRon> got any peter andre?
05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl.mp3 (4.98MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:26)
05:00 <Doodle> perhaps
05:00 <TheRon> damn!
05:00 <Doodle> lol i'm the one who has to listen to it
06:00 <TheRon> he did that gimme a little sign
06:00 <Devil45> ugh peter andre
06:00 <Devil45> in his 'gimme little sign' video he tried to look prettier than the women 
06:00 <TheRon> don't knock peter andre he as entertained us for years
07:00 <Doodle> peter andre is a king
09:00 <TheRon> my name is luka, ilive on the second floor
11:00 <slinky_J> anzac
11:00 <slinky_J> do they just close bottle shops
11:00 <Serenity> was peter andre gay
11:00 <Serenity> he sure looked it
11:00 <slinky_J> because of this
11:00 <slinky_J> ffs
11:00 <TheRon> he sure liked plastic
12:00 <slinky_J> my mate wants to buy some booze for when he comes around later
12:00 <slinky_J> he's worried because its anzac
12:00 <slinky_J> fk this bull
12:00 <TheRon> shops opened at 1
12:00 <slinky_J> galipolli
12:00 <couleurs> slinky_J: hope u get fifa 2 bro fkn psn pen pals m8 xD
12:00 <slinky_J> we fought on other fronts
12:00 <slinky_J> and all we do
13:00 <slinky_J> is celebrate Galipolli
13:00 <slinky_J> like that was some fucking military win
13:00 <slinky_J> oi bro i will buy fifa on ps4 P
13:00 <slinky_J> :P
13:00 <slinky_J> 4 sure bro
13:00 <slinky_J> ill only have batman 
13:00 <slinky_J> when I get that limited edition shit 
14:00 <slinky_J> i do need a new xbox controller lol
14:00 <stompin> go buy one then lke a normal personwould.
14:00 <slinky_J> nah
15:00 <slinky_J> one of them is pretty fucked from me playing devil may cry n other shit i have to pound the buttons
15:00 <slinky_J> lol
15:00 <slinky_J> other one just doesnt take the battery, take normal batteries
16:00 <slinky_J> im just sick of xbox
16:00 <fawks> im sik of u
16:00 <fawks> XD
16:00 <slinky_J> yer but i <3 u 4eva
16:00 <stompin> good call fawks
16:00 <slinky_J> coz ur an artiste :P <3
16:00 <fawks> I'm not a prostitute how rufe
16:00 <fawks> Rude
16:00 <couleurs> bro i need a new ps4 controller lmao xD
16:00 <slinky_J> An artiste is a prostitute?
17:00 <slinky_J> lol culuz
17:00 <fawks> In French 
17:00 <fawks> Oui
17:00 <slinky_J> oui what
17:00 <fawks> ..
17:00 <slinky_J> ilu 2
17:00 <fawks> Yes
17:00 <fawks> It is a prostitute in French 
17:00 <fawks> wha
18:00 <fawks> Fuck
18:00 <stompin> fuck yes
18:00 <couleurs> yer
18:00 <stompin> bend over fawks ;)
18:00 <fawks> Its pouring
18:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK5YGWS5H84
18:00 <fawks> piss off
18:00 <fawks> Piss off
18:00 <stompin> piss off who
19:00 <Serenity> piSs oFf
19:00 <fawks> Both of you
19:00 <fawks> Holy shit
19:00 <fawks> Its hailing 
19:00 <fawks> WTF
19:00 <fawks> Out of jowjere 
19:00 <Serenity> JOWJERE
19:00 <stompin> hahaha
19:00 <stompin> ud miss me iff i pissed off again.
19:00 <fawks> Omgmgmgogmgf
19:00 <couleurs> n e 1 else getting a ps4 msg me
21:00 <TheRon> and we were walking in memphis
21:00 <fawks> Holy shit
21:00 <fawks> In that one minute
21:00 <fawks> My entire verandah is covered in hail
22:00 <TheRon> cool
22:00 <fawks> That's fucking insane 
22:00 <Serenity> go stand in it
23:00 <fawks> Footys more important than getting smacked by hail
23:00 <Serenity> rofl @ footy i told azza to tip against carlton and they won
23:00 <Serenity> oops
25:00 <couleurs> hi delicious_angle
25:00 <fawks> I tipped 9/9 last week in afl
25:00 <fawks> Won me a whopper voucher 
25:00 <fawks> Lmao
25:00 <stompin> niceee
25:00 <stompin> did u eat it
26:00 <fawks> This stream is shitttttt
26:00 <fawks> No
26:00 <stompin> why nottttttt
35:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErvgV4P6Fzc
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Guns N' Roses - Patience Views: 70,258,817 Uploader: GunsNRosesVEVO Uploaded: Oct 8, 2009 Duration: 6m6s Rating: 4.92
37:00 <Serenity> that thing is so annoying
37:00 <Devil45> the away thing?
37:00 <Serenity> yuh
37:00 <Devil45> thats why i use blank mirc
37:00 <Devil45> no annoying popup shit
37:00 <Devil45> :D
38:00 <Devil45> getting it to work in windows 7 is a challenge
38:00 <Devil45> even more so with win 8.1
38:00 <Serenity> never had an issue with mirc n win 7?
38:00 <Devil45> only home premium
39:00 <Devil45> ultimate does not have the compatibility issue
39:00 <Serenity> cant even remember what i have
39:00 <Immutable> aids
39:00 <slinky_J> oops
39:00 <slinky_J> stared into the sun
39:00 <slinky_J> for a couple minutes
39:00 <Serenity> home premium apparently
39:00 <slinky_J> now shit is so pink
41:00 <stompin> trying to makeup for a lack of something else Devil45
42:00 <fawks> http://www.shopmissa.com/HEADBANDS/
42:00 <fawks> Oopsie
42:00 <Immutable> ooooooeeeerrrrssss
42:00 <fawks> http://i.imgur.com/wehWvO2.jpg
42:00 <fawks> Lmao
45:00 <couleurs> :p
50:00 <Immutable> aww what happen to pieter?
50:00 <TheRon> he's so harmless
50:00 <Immutable> I know
51:00 <Immutable> unlike the selfish ops of this chunnel
51:00 <Serenity> go join him in his channel then
51:00 <stebie> yeah!
52:00 <couleurs> MAYBE I WILL
53:00 <TheRon> maybe i will milhouse maybe i will
54:00 <Serenity> o/
56:00 <TheRon> fat lady at the mcg
57:00 <fawks> Dragons and roosters pulled off th field due to weather 
57:00 <fawks> It's hailing on them
57:00 <fawks> The ground is flooded
57:00 <TheRon> pussies
57:00 <fawks> Piss off
57:00 <fawks> ICE IS FALLING FROM THE SKY
57:00 <fawks> its not a sprinkle
57:00 <stompin> lol
58:00 <TheRon> ::)
58:00 <stompin> been some fuckd weather
58:00 <fawks> Holy shig
58:00 <fawks> T
58:00 <stebie> maybe Pieter will give me his PS4 if i unban him
58:00 <Serenity> HORY SHIG
58:00 <stebie> hmmmmmm
58:00 <fawks> Andrew Johnson has the woooorst voice 
58:00 <fawks> Johns*
58:00 <fawks> Wtf Johnson 
58:00 <TheRon> he's no matty johns
59:00 <Immutable> pretty sure the guys on nova 96.9 do
59:00 <Immutable> can't stand to hear their shit
59:00 <stebie> :P
01:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh8MIp2FOhc&spfreload=1
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Error: Unknown error
02:00 <fawks> Lol
02:00 <stebie> you broke it
02:00 <TheRon> awesome
02:00 <Serenity> gud 1 rib
02:00 <Serenity> er
02:00 <Serenity> ron
02:00 <stebie> ronned for her pleasure
02:00 <Serenity> I hope you know that in my mind your real name is The ron.
03:00 <TheRon> it really is
03:00 <fawks> Ron burgundy
04:00 <TheRon> i'm ron burgundy?
05:00 <Loof> i'd rather watch paint dry than sport
05:00 <stebie> TheRon, can you paste that link again?
05:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh8MIp2FOhc&spfreload=1
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bon Jovi - I'll Be There For You Views: 52,720,432 Uploader: BonJoviVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 5m51s Rating: 4.92
06:00 <stebie> sweet, cheers
06:00 <Loof> how utterly commercial
08:00 <TheRon> whats for din dins
08:00 <Immutable> rice!
08:00 <Immutable> :P
09:00 <stebie> that's cute, couleurs
09:00 <couleurs> thank u
10:00 <TheRon> hip hop hooray
12:00 <couleurs> News Just In: Sydney Hit By Hell Storm
12:00 <stebie> :O
12:00 <TheRon> damn!
12:00 <stebie> melbourne storm?
13:00 <TheRon> are the best
14:00 <couleurs> no just rain hear
17:00 <TheRon> my life is a stereo how loud does it go
19:00 <couleurs> i got a pimple
19:00 <TheRon> squeeze the fuck out of it
19:00 <zaim> consume its contents
19:00 <couleurs> it doesn't wanna squeezle
21:00 <couleurs> MY PAGER IS BETTER BICH!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <TheRon> why don't you come on over Valerie
25:00 <slinky_J> "I don't blame people for their mistakes but I do ask that they pay for them"
25:00 <slinky_J> which movie is that from?
25:00 <slinky_J> :P
25:00 <TheRon> judge dredd
31:00 <TheRon> gws v gold coast up next
32:00 <stompin> gws?
32:00 <TheRon> who are you?
34:00 <stompin> ya muma
35:00 <stompin> what to have for tea
36:00 <TheRon> sugar pie honeybunch you know that i love, i can't help myself, i love you and no one else
39:00 <StrykerX> I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block!
39:00 <Immutable> can't touch this da na na na
39:00 <TheRon> i'm a barbie girl in my barbie world
40:00 <TheRon> life in plastic it's fantastic
45:00 <Nikky`> That was one awesome nap!!
45:00 <TheRon> refreshed and ready to ;learn?
46:00 <Nikky`> One should never learn on a weekend
46:00 <Nikky`> let the mind rest
50:00 <zaim> we goin kittens tonight Nikky`?
50:00 <TheRon> i'm taking Nikky` to the spearmint rhino
50:00 <Nikky`> Of course zaim.. can't wait
50:00 <Nikky`> lol
51:00 <zaim> woot
51:00 <Nikky`> Shall be fun night
52:00 <TheRon> the rhino?
52:00 <Nikky`> With zaim
52:00 <TheRon> damn
52:00 <zaim> haha
52:00 <zaim> x
53:00 <Nikky`> sorry TheRon.. he is all I dream about
53:00 <TheRon> gold always believe in your soul........
53:00 <TheRon> can't compete with barry white
53:00 <zaim> its not a competition
54:00 <TheRon> it's not?
54:00 <zaim> nope
54:00 <zaim> its just how it is.
54:00 <Nikky`> How it is
54:00 <TheRon> damn!
55:00 <Nikky`> Its how it is for stompin
55:00 <Nikky`> haha
55:00 <TheRon> on  first date i take chicks to the strippers
56:00 <zaim> and second, and third date
57:00 <TheRon> pig shooting and monster trucks
57:00 <Nikky`> Well of course zaim.. its where they work
57:00 <Nikky`> He isn't actually dating them
57:00 <Nikky`> Just giving them money
57:00 <Nikky`> haha
57:00 <zaim> lool
57:00 <zaim> i take them out to dinner on their lunch breaks
57:00 <zaim> at 3am
57:00 <stebie> to maccas
58:00 <zaim> where else?
58:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers i get all the girls
58:00 <zaim> its only up the road
58:00 <stebie> :D
58:00 <zaim> :D
58:00 <stebie> maccas 4 HJs
58:00 <Nikky`> I love a man who shows a girl a classy time
58:00 <zaim> large big mac meal for my girl here britney, and a salad for me thanks
58:00 <stebie> lol
58:00 <TheRon> salad?
58:00 <zaim> salad.
58:00 <TheRon> not exactly manly
59:00 <TheRon> you need a big thumpin' steak
59:00 <zaim> did i mention a diet coke for the drink too
59:00 <zaim> thats super manly
59:00 <TheRon> you
59:00 <TheRon> you'd better put some scotch in that or get out
00:00 <TheRon> lumeah would let me take her to the monster trucks
00:00 <TheRon> maybe even the pig shooting
01:00 <TokenDaRing> TheDarkTruth: why do you want to shoot Lumeah?
02:00 <Nikky`> That is one top chick who does that with you TheRon :/
02:00 <TheRon> it was the heat of the moment telling you what my heart meant
02:00 <stompin> im nearly ready to pass out
02:00 <Lumeah> Hmm.. Watch it i have a flame thower.. 
02:00 <TheRon> hot!
03:00 <Nikky`> Were you into my meds stompin? :P
03:00 <stompin> yes
03:00 <stompin> and guess what im back over 66kgs again
03:00 <TheRon> meds for menstral cramps?
03:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfiftvHruMo
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Listening To Your Song on the Train Views: 4,317 Uploader: Percival Jody Uploaded: Apr 25, 2015 Duration: 0m52s Rating: 4.71
04:00 <TokenDaRing> Lumeah: someone with your hair shouldn't be playing with fire
04:00 <Nikky`> yaaay stompin
04:00 <Lumeah> Lol. True. 
04:00 <TheRon> that stuff is flamable
04:00 <Lumeah> But its all tied back.. But thanks for the concern. 
04:00 <Lumeah> :p
05:00 <TheRon> welcome to the house of fuin
17:00 <Fez> yo
17:00 <nate> hi fez lovin da weekend?
21:00 <demonkiller> Hey looking for some cool girls to rape tonight private message me thx
24:00 <Dugnuts> nice pickup line
25:00 <stebie> he gets all the ladies
27:00 <couleurs> Hey looking for some cool girls to FiFa tonight private massage me thx
27:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, so sad I don't live in Brisbane
27:00 <StrykerX> All the single ladies, all the single ladies
28:00 <stompin> wheres the single slappas
28:00 <Nikky`> Hiding from you
28:00 <stebie> lol
30:00 <StrykerX> stompin, check out Melton Sth
30:00 <StrykerX> Some even come with bonus STIs
30:00 <StrykerX> :D
30:00 <Nikky`> you won him over with the sti
31:00 <stompin> nice
31:00 <stompin> im in the car and on the way ill even bring my sti
31:00 <Nikky`> Best let him know which girls are yours tho StrykerX
31:00 <StrykerX> None
31:00 <StrykerX> Even my standards are higher than that
31:00 <StrykerX> And that's saying something.
32:00 <Nikky`> :P
37:00 <StrykerX> I prefer parents of legal age
37:00 <StrykerX> Kthx
39:00 <Nikky`> lol
39:00 <Nikky`> I'm not a parent.. damn 
39:00 <stompin> no age limits with lambs
39:00 <stompin> and when uve had enough send them on a meat tray to straya
46:00 <Nikky`> Mmm I like lamb
48:00 <Nikky`> And here comes the rain again
49:00 <couleurs> who let the dogs out!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <fawks> Here comes the sunnn
50:00 <fawks> Little darling
51:00 <couleurs> MY PAGER IS BETTER BICH!!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <Loof> not much wine left :(
53:00 <Loof> is there a limit to how much i can drink
54:00 <Dugnuts> theres a couple
55:00 <STINKFIST> sup crackers?
56:00 <stompin> fuck all stinky fuck
56:00 <Loof> fuck off i love you
56:00 <Loof> thats what
56:00 <STINKFIST> Welcome to Costco I love you too
56:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <Loof> clutch are such a good band
57:00 <Loof> welcome jellybean
57:00 <MsJellybean> Thanks...nice to be back
57:00 <Loof> where's superhappyfunslide
57:00 <Loof> already
57:00 <STINKFIST> clutch are pretty good
57:00 <Loof> STINKFIST you underestimate yourself
57:00 <Loof> ok
57:00 <STINKFIST> but I reckon Mark of Cain and Helmet have more longevitiy
57:00 <stompin> MsJellybean boobies out for the lads.
58:00 <Loof> helmet fuck yeah
58:00 <Loof> fuck yes
58:00 <STINKFIST> in that style of hard rock I mean
58:00 <Loof> but are you happy enough?
58:00 <Loof> i am
58:00 <Loof> cause i drunk
58:00 <Loof> i fried
58:00 <MsJellybean> She is out with the family tonight
58:00 <STINKFIST> I am both of those things
58:00 <Loof> both?
58:00 <STINKFIST> started 2pm at the Rose 
58:00 <STINKFIST> beer and textbooks
59:00 <Loof> i'm only on wine
59:00 <STINKFIST> yeah both, happy and drunk
59:00 <Loof> fuck yeah do this shit
59:00 <Loof> here i go
59:00 <Loof> lets talk music
59:00 <Loof> nirvana
59:00 <Loof> yeh i said it
00:00 <flee> SQL
01:00 <DadJokesRule> that's better than under the mattress 1024bit encryption m8
01:00 <Loof> tell me this is shit https://youtu.be/kB7ER3gzNCs
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dirty Heads - "Sloth's Revenge" Acoustic Views: 1,095,853 Uploader: DirtyHeads Uploaded: Oct 3, 2013 Duration: 3m43s Rating: 4.10
02:00 <StrykerX> Mattress encrypted porn?
02:00 <StrykerX> LOL
02:00 <DadJokesRule> the good ol' SQL is the last place mum will look for it
02:00 <StrykerX> Unless she's a programmer
02:00 <StrykerX> Or a DBA
02:00 <flee> database of luv
02:00 <StrykerX> SELECT title FROM DB_DoNotOpen;
02:00 <STINKFIST> pretty rad
02:00 <STINKFIST> was listening to Francis Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle earlier
02:00 <STINKFIST> rad
02:00 <Loof> ur pretty rad
02:00 <STINKFIST> yeah I am
02:00 <Loof> i missed u
02:00 <STINKFIST> you ever listen to Lemonheads much?
02:00 <Loof> no
02:00 <Loof> are they good?
02:00 <Serenity> yay kyle
03:00 <DadJokesRule> just name the table "DAD_JOKES"
03:00 <DadJokesRule> she wont touch that
03:00 <Loof> yay Serenity
03:00 <Loof> i just got erect
03:00 <Serenity> jesus dude calm down
03:00 <STINKFIST> hey Sez :)
03:00 <Loof> sorry
03:00 <STINKFIST> yeah Lemonheads are cool
03:00 <Serenity> hows things K
03:00 <STINKFIST> more chill than Nirvana
03:00 <STINKFIST> but along those lines
03:00 <Loof> nirvana are in no way chill
04:00 <flee> i tryed ringing u today DadJokesRule but i got ur pabx
04:00 <DadJokesRule> can you tell me what's my number because i dont even know what it is
04:00 <flee> press 2 to recover passwords
04:00 <Loof> but i get ya
04:00 <STINKFIST> all good here, working for the man as usual and all that good stuff
04:00 <STINKFIST> what's cracking with you?
04:00 <Loof> i like to move it move it
05:00 <flee> im a lifeline affliate so i get to add them to the options
05:00 <flee> press 3 for lifeline
05:00 <Serenity> rofl poor loofticle
05:00 <Serenity> yeah nm STINKFIST just cruising along
05:00 <Loof> sorry
06:00 <DadJokesRule> press 4 for TTY IRC
06:00 <flee> press 1 for police
06:00 <DadJokesRule> press 5 to hear lolololololol on an infinite loop
06:00 <STINKFIST> Loof likes to
06:00 <STINKFIST> MOVE IT
06:00 <Loof> lol
06:00 <Loof> hope ur not working too hard man
06:00 <Loof> pls dont
06:00 <STINKFIST> Sez - good way to be I guess!  Assuming starting position doesn't suck :P
07:00 <STINKFIST> I moved from executive in a relatively small group to a level before in a massive group
07:00 <STINKFIST> so I get paid the same to do fucking nothing, relatively
07:00 <STINKFIST> which is good in one way, but boring as shit in another
07:00 <Serenity> haha ace
08:00 <DadJokesRule> press 0 for #ASD
08:00 <DadJokesRule> im sorry but you're number 1235423523 in the queue. expected response is several days
08:00 <DadJokesRule> please hang on
08:00 <flee> 4.5 light yrs away
08:00 <DadJokesRule> * plays chris' music *
08:00 <flee> i bet i could make a mix better then chris
08:00 <Loof> made it
08:00 <Loof> proud of you
08:00 <Loof> fuck this pleases me
08:00 <Loof> :)
09:00 <flee> i got a mac
09:00 <DadJokesRule> that's quite likely
09:00 <Loof> i'm drunk ignore me
10:00 <Serenity> i have half a kilo of spearmint leaves
10:00 <Serenity> this pleases me
11:00 <STINKFIST> drunk words are sober thoughts Loof ;0
11:00 <Loof> wise
11:00 <STINKFIST> yeah spearmint leaves are fucking king of candy
11:00 <Serenity> they so are
12:00 <flee> internet relay chat is text based
12:00 <StrykerX>  <DadJokesRule> press 5 to hear lolololololol on an infinite loop
12:00 <StrykerX> I have to set up a phone system with that one day
12:00 <STINKFIST> when I was a boy there was heaps of spearmint (as opposed to regular mint) candy
12:00 <STINKFIST> now there's fuck all
12:00 <Serenity> spearmint > other mint
12:00 <STINKFIST> for sure
12:00 <Loof> spear me
12:00 <STINKFIST> dunno if you remember, but redskins and milkos used to have other flavour
12:00 <Serenity> YES
12:00 <STINKFIST> had choo-choo which was licorice style, has pink panthers which were.. I dunno
12:00 <Serenity> omg they were effing amazing
12:00 <STINKFIST> and they had spearmint
13:00 <bee_girl> pft
13:00 <couleurs> hi bee_girl did u get your apple watch yet
13:00 <Serenity> yep i loved them
13:00 <Serenity> spearmint sticks
13:00 <STINKFIST> yeah it was awesome
13:00 <STINKFIST> NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN!
13:00 <Loof> lol!!!
14:00 <Loof> how do you know these songs youngin?
14:00 <Nikky`> Hey Stinky :o)
14:00 <Loof> why cant we drink forever
15:00 <DadJokesRule> press 6 to hear bee_girl play the ukulele
15:00 <Serenity> i think kyle is older than you isnt he
16:00 <couleurs> 666
16:00 <Serenity> ok maybe not that old
17:00 <Serenity> press 7 to hear Norell eat spaghetti bolognese
17:00 <Nikky`> With her vagina?
17:00 <Serenity> i think she has a willy
17:00 <bee_girl> its that fabulous ikr!
17:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <StrykerX> Norell has a peepee
17:00 <Nikky`> oooh
17:00 <StrykerX> She is a he really
17:00 <couleurs> ps4.
17:00 <Nikky`> ok - with her peepee?
17:00 <Nikky`> haha
17:00 <STINKFIST> HI NIKKY!
17:00 <STINKFIST> and yeah
17:00 <STINKFIST> HI AGAIN NIKKY
17:00 <Nikky`> Hi Hi
17:00 <STINKFIST> quit quitting jerk
17:00 <Nikky`> quit quitting on my jerk
17:00 <slinky_J> stinky!
17:00 <slinky_J> <3
17:00 <STINKFIST> sup Jeesh Wah?
18:00 <bee_girl> *gasp*
18:00 <DadJokesRule> StrykerX, and if it's a CISCO phone make sure there's an wrapped text LOLOLOLOL on the screen
18:00 <DadJokesRule> a*
18:00 <StrykerX> DadJokesRule, that can be arranged
18:00 <StrykerX> Or a scrolling LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
18:00 <slinky_J> swaitin for someone rock up
18:00 <slinky_J> u?
18:00 <STINKFIST> Nikky`, quit jerking on my jerk
18:00 <STINKFIST> just kidding, jerk my jerk and quit quitting
18:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
18:00 <STINKFIST> me too - the missus to be dressed
18:00 <slinky_J> "That's Stinky!"
18:00 <STINKFIST> we're hitting the town
18:00 <slinky_J> nice
18:00 <slinky_J> I'm hittin' the bean
19:00 <DadJokesRule> beehhh has graduated hasnt he?
19:00 <DadJokesRule> i heard on beehhh's graduation night Norell threw into the air her detachable penis
19:00 <STINKFIST> fucking hailed todayu
19:00 <STINKFIST> in the course of an hour, around 4pm
19:00 <STINKFIST> it came over black
19:00 <slinky_J> ur in aus
19:00 <slinky_J> ues
19:00 <STINKFIST> dropped ice cube tray sized hail for half gour
19:00 <slinky_J> yes*
19:00 <STINKFIST> hour*
19:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHA
19:00 <STINKFIST> then pissed down hard for half hour
19:00 <STINKFIST> then fucked off again
19:00 <slinky_J> drunky
19:00 <STINKFIST> South Coast is still being bashed though I reckon
19:00 <STINKFIST> oh yeah, I've been at the pub since 2pm
19:00 <Nikky`> You in Syd?
19:00 <slinky_J> wait
19:00 <slinky_J> where u at?
20:00 <DadJokesRule> beehhh went for the more traditional mortar board hat
20:00 <StrykerX> I heard when he graduated, Norell cockslapped him
20:00 <StrykerX> And sent him to get on the dole.
20:00 <slinky_J> DadToouchedMe
20:00 <STINKFIST> at the moment yeah
20:00 <slinky_J> ahhh
20:00 <Loof> i been slumming it with wine
20:00 <Nikky`> Moment?
20:00 <slinky_J> explains the hipsters and homiez and thugz.
20:00 <slinky_J> :P
20:00 <Loof> called into a US radio station all day
20:00 <Loof> been talking shit
20:00 <Loof> about musicv
20:00 <Loof> all about the music
20:00 <slinky_J> id do you right now
20:00 <STINKFIST> Nikky`, 2.5 years now, aside from business trips
20:00 <slinky_J> if u were a chick
20:00 <slinky_J> ;)
20:00 <STINKFIST> no hurry to leave, but... if someone cool comes up
21:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> yeaaaa boi
21:00 <Nikky`> That seems more than a moment then
21:00 <Nikky`> Have you got married yet?
21:00 <Loof> nikky is very intersted
22:00 <Nikky`> :P
22:00 <UnexplainedPregnancy> StrykerX broke up with me I hate him!
22:00 <slinky_J> slammed the headset to stereo then
22:00 <slinky_J> LL time
22:00 <Nikky`> I am I am
22:00 <Nikky`> tho, they be the last of my questions 
22:00 <Nikky`> for now
22:00 <slinky_J> stinky know how to hold a woman
22:00 <slinky_J> oi stinky
22:00 <slinky_J> I got two girls goin now ey
22:00 <slinky_J> :P
23:00 <TokenDaRing> when beehhhh graduated, Norell was busy with a "friend"
23:00 <slinky_J> there's another one but she's all
23:00 <slinky_J> would have to be dating.
23:00 <slinky_J> :/
23:00 <StrykerX> Take her to maccas bro
23:00 <StrykerX> Get her a happy meal
23:00 <StrykerX> Tell her the real meal is coming ;)
24:00 <StrykerX> I like where this is goin Nikky ;D
24:00 <StrykerX> Also..
24:00 <StrykerX> Is this bitch for real? http://www.thestatelyharold.com/#!Anzac-Day-is-sexist-and-needs-to-be-stopped-StopAnzacDay/cmbz/55392ef20cf2adc1ace2abe2
24:00 <Serenity> does that work for you often daz
24:00 <Nikky`> lol
25:00 <Nikky`> I thought you might StrykerX
25:00 <DadJokesRule> StrykerX, satire
25:00 <couleurs> i'm fo real
25:00 <StrykerX> You'd be surprised
25:00 <StrykerX> ;D
25:00 <Nikky`> Yes, I'd be surprised if it worked
25:00 <STINKFIST> hah
25:00 <STINKFIST> the dating one
25:00 <Serenity> lolll
25:00 <STINKFIST> that's a keeper
26:00 <StrykerX> I hope so, DadJokesRule 
26:00 <STINKFIST> the other two, get your 2-3 weeks worth
26:00 <STINKFIST> get bored
26:00 <STINKFIST> moved on
26:00 <Serenity> i think i inhaled mint leaf
26:00 <STINKFIST> and don't be afraid to blowdry your junk
26:00 <STINKFIST> if she asks what up
26:00 <STINKFIST> say you're heating up her dinner
26:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
27:00 <Serenity> ever had those chili/bbq crunchy noodle things, they're usually mixed with peanuts
27:00 <STINKFIST> yeah like bhaji mix?
28:00 <Serenity> hmm nah
29:00 <STINKFIST> oh
29:00 <STINKFIST> Bhuja mix
29:00 <STINKFIST> http://www.travelingtoworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bombay-mix.jpg 
29:00 <Serenity> yehhhh
29:00 <Serenity> i have chili ones
29:00 <Serenity> hnngg
29:00 <STINKFIST> nice
30:00 <Nikky`> Skirmish :o)
30:00 <couleurs> LeT's GeT RiDiCULoUs
30:00 <Skirmish> Hey Nikky` how is your ANZAC day? 
30:00 <Nikky`> It was good, quiet - yours?
30:00 <STINKFIST> alright I'm out babes
30:00 <STINKFIST> peace!
30:00 <Nikky`> Seeya - enjoy
31:00 <Skirmish> Relaxing now. Been up since 230am this morning. Went to the Newcastle dawn ceremony on the beach. 
32:00 <Nikky`> Aaah good man for going
33:00 <Skirmish> Took the little man with me. Was good. 
35:00 <flee> THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:
35:00 <flee> cmd
35:00 <flee> put
35:00 <flee> get
35:00 <flee> cd
35:00 <flee> ls
35:00 <couleurs> cool i want an AwayPager too
35:00 <Nikky`> Yeah - they are very moving
35:00 <Nikky`> Always brings a tear to my eye
36:00 <zaim> https://instagram.com/p/12TKJZAL1V/
36:00 <Dugnuts> dude
36:00 <Dugnuts> what
36:00 <couleurs> MY PAGER IS BETTER BICH!!!!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <Nikky`> Did you get the bad hail?
37:00 <flee> RM -R
37:00 <flee> MV *
37:00 <DadJokesRule> 3* couleurs is away (Reason: pollaying NBA Jam! Breast gaem eva!) since 10:52:00 am. AwayPager is on, AwayLog is on
38:00 <flee> couleurs has a hairy bikini line
38:00 <flee> hairy underarms
39:00 <zaim> doesnt everyone?
39:00 <couleurs> i wanna be a japanese booblehead superstar too
40:00 <flee> DadJokesRule is a member of al qeada
40:00 <DadJokesRule> oh you're NightOwel
40:00 <Serenity> now i can stalk zaims insta
41:00 <zaim> do as you please
41:00 <Nikky`> I stalk zaim
41:00 <Serenity> oh i am dw haha
41:00 <zaim> boy does she
41:00 <Nikky`> *nods*
41:00 <couleurs> so do i...
41:00 <Skirmish> We've had some storms pass through Newcastle but nothing like sydney got earlier. 
41:00 <stompin> hows ur mandy freind Skirmish
41:00 <Nikky`> Thats a good thing
41:00 <stompin> still banging her on the hood of ur lada?
41:00 <Doodle> thats a lada banging
42:00 <zaim> let the fapping begin!
42:00 <flee> fap fap on my phone
42:00 <Nikky`> It has already
42:00 <flee> facetime 
42:00 <flee> snapchat
42:00 <Skirmish> I think she died. 
42:00 <Nikky`> Doodledoooo <3
42:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos <3
42:00 <Doodle> the lada or the chick Skirmish?
42:00 <Skirmish> The chick. Lada's never die. 
42:00 <Doodle> looooool
43:00 <Nikky`> All done and sent to zaim
43:00 <zaim> :)
43:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
43:00 <Serenity> zaims kinda bangable
43:00 <zaim> ill accept kinda
44:00 <flee> 32bit sex
44:00 <zaim> 64 or gtfo
44:00 <stompin> lol
44:00 <StrykerX> Mandy?
44:00 <nate> Doodle stompin a new sport for da ladies
45:00 <Immutable> how can I get in on the stalking?
45:00 <StrykerX> 16bit
45:00 <StrykerX> :')
45:00 <DadJokesRule> Nikky`, today was your bin day. you forgot again
45:00 <StrykerX> Microsoft Sex. 
45:00 <StrykerX> As in that bulldog who used to be on here?
45:00 <Skirmish> This weather is hindering the delivery of a text book I am waiting for. That and I had to restock the fridge after losing power for 3 days. Those are my complaints about the Hunter storm cell from early last week. 
45:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: Yeah, she had a fat attack and died. 
45:00 <Skirmish> OH ... and my land line internet is kaput. 
45:00 <stompin> haha
46:00 <Nikky`> I did forget actually
46:00 <stompin> should had had a diesel gen.
46:00 <Nikky`> 3 days with no power? I got all shitty when it went for 8 hrs - gosh i'd lose my shit with 3 days
47:00 <DadJokesRule> i was going to do it for you but that would have violated my ethics as a stalker. like a documentary maker for wildlife should not interfere
47:00 <Immutable> heh
47:00 <Immutable> just ask her for sex already
47:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
48:00 <DadJokesRule> Nikky`, are you male or female?
48:00 <DadJokesRule> DAD JOKES
48:00 <Nikky`> I wish you did do it.. I was in bed drugged up and so, forgot
48:00 <Serenity> i missed my bin day too, now the bins full until bloody wednesday
48:00 <StrykerX> Easy pickings..
48:00 <StrykerX> In bed drugged up
48:00 <Skirmish> I was shaving by candlelight. 
48:00 <partay> Skirmish you can claim spoilt food with an insurance claim
49:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
49:00 <TheRiddler> the garbage ppl forgot the recycle bin
49:00 <StrykerX> Save some choloform.
49:00 <Nikky`> lol StrykerX.. jerk face
49:00 <StrykerX> <3
49:00 <Nikky`> <3
49:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I am waiting for a call back to see what I need to do.
49:00 <Skirmish> It was a few days before payday though so there wasn't a huge amount to replace. 
49:00 <stompin> dont tell them that.
49:00 <partay> they dont know that
50:00 <Serenity> someone make me dinner
50:00 <zaim> Serenity, okay
50:00 <Serenity> Immutable thats just rude on
50:00 <Nikky`> They don't know that
50:00 <Nikky`> haha
50:00 <partay> you had a FULL fridge and freezer
50:00 <Nikky`> Apparently power companies also give you money off your bill when you have power outage..in Aug I think
50:00 <Nikky`> They do in Vic.. as I was told
51:00 <DadJokesRule> whoever makes dinner for Serenity add a lot of preservatives.  come next wednesday ill have dinner
51:00 <Serenity> o.O
51:00 <xm> there was a power surge once and i got compensation for about $100 over a device that blew up
51:00 <xm> they didnt even ask for any receipts or proof 
51:00 <partay> Nikky` make me a sammich
51:00 <xm> they would pay up with no checking up to a certain threshold probably
52:00 <Serenity> i want a med-rare steak with prawns n creamy garlic sauce
52:00 <Immutable> yeah that is kinda weird
52:00 <Serenity> plz
52:00 <Immutable> so do I
52:00 <Immutable> except I want my steak well done
52:00 <Serenity> you are banned from steak you steak ruiner
52:00 <Skirmish> lol depends if they want me to pay excess. The limit is $500 on my insurance and if they want excess paid it's $300. 
52:00 <partay> yah they do.. have to disprove fusion
52:00 <Nikky`> Sure partay.. doing it now
52:00 <xm> i didnt do it through insurance. i did it through the power company that maintains the lines, as a local fuse went up
52:00 <Nikky`> Don't you do it with your power company Skirmish.. not your insurance?
53:00 <DadJokesRule> who eats steak well done? might as well eat maccas
53:00 <Nikky`> med to well done
53:00 <Serenity> with chips and salad
53:00 <Serenity> omg
53:00 <DadJokesRule> curly fries
53:00 <Serenity> i made myself even more hungry
53:00 <Immutable> go to a bar
53:00 <Skirmish> Not sure I can do it through the power company. 
53:00 <Nikky`> Call them and ask 
54:00 <Immutable> you wanted to be a bar girl or something
54:00 <zaim> im eating popcorn atm
54:00 <Serenity> but its cold out there
54:00 <WRITE> Im having a orgasm
54:00 <StrykerX> Cool story bro.
54:00 <partay> Nikky` can u toast it too kthx
54:00 <Nikky`> Will do
54:00 <Nikky`> Any other requests?
54:00 <partay> well while youre asking.. is a handjob out of the question
55:00 <Immutable> I'm eating pataks
55:00 <WRITE> im making moonshine from potatoes in my radiated backyard
55:00 <Immutable> do you live in chernobyl?
55:00 <xm> hot
55:00 <Nikky`> lol
55:00 <Nikky`> If I don't have to use my hand then sure partay
56:00 <MrMark> im not wasted enough yet for a friday night
56:00 <fawks> Lmao
56:00 <fawks> Detrol
56:00 <fawks> Dettol
57:00 <DadJokesRule> there are probably more people living in the Vatican than living in Chernobyl
57:00 <partay> fawks you saying you wouldnt give me a handjob ?
57:00 <StrykerX> She so would.
57:00 <fawks> Course I would, you have a lovely peen
57:00 <fawks> lol
57:00 <Doodle> its too cold for handjobs
57:00 <Nikky`> lol
57:00 <Doodle> warm that shit up first
57:00 <fawks> Speaking of lovely peens
57:00 <Skirmish> faux has biceps bigger than gs69azza because of all the handjobs she gives.
57:00 <Nikky`> Not of one warms up their hand first
57:00 <fawks> Hey dewdel
57:00 <partay> Doodle its never too cold for that
58:00 <Immutable> man my life is so shit it brought me to tears on the bus todya
58:00 <DadJokesRule> what makes it so shit?
58:00 <Nikky`> Hope you were at the back of the bus tho..for a longer ride
58:00 <Doodle> hai fawksypoos
58:00 <Doodle> it bloody is
58:00 <Serenity> look in and fawks is giving out handjobs
58:00 <fawks> Lmaoo
58:00 <fawks> What organ is under your left boob
58:00 <fawks> Just above tour timmy
58:00 <Doodle> its cold enough to go skiing
58:00 <Nikky`> A girl has to keep herself entertained on Sat night
58:00 <fawks> Your tummy*
58:00 <partay> Serenity theres plenty for you too grab hold of anf join in 
58:00 <StrykerX> Underboob?
59:00 <Immutable> I just live in a shit place and am broke and stuff
59:00 <Immutable> all my friends have moved away from this shit city
59:00 <DadJokesRule> but are you in debt?
59:00 <Immutable> no
59:00 <DadJokesRule> you're in Melbourne arent you?
59:00 <DadJokesRule> well, at least you're not in debt
59:00 <StrykerX> Don't complain then
59:00 <stebie> hihi
59:00 <fawks> That's not an organ 
59:00 <StrykerX> It is now :D
59:00 <Serenity> uhm
59:00 <Skirmish> fawks: diaphragm? 
59:00 <fawks> Gtgo
59:00 <Doodle> harpsichord
59:00 <Serenity> my kneecap?
59:00 <fawks> I'm seriousssss
59:00 <Serenity> i dont know haha
59:00 <Doodle> liver
59:00 <fawks> It hurts it's so sensitive to touch 
59:00 <Doodle> its your fucking liver
59:00 <Doodle> ok
59:00 <fawks> I'm worried something is gonna explode
59:00 <Serenity> liver, appendix?
59:00 <fawks> Is the liver that high
59:00 <Doodle> oh its probably just a fart
59:00 <fawks> Nah appendix is low
00:00 <StrykerX> It's not easy to be debt free
00:00 <DadJokesRule> most of my friends are now in Melbourne
00:00 <zaim> hiya qt
00:00 <Nikky`> I can share some of my debt with you Immutable
00:00 <stebie> how are you?
00:00 <zaim> good fanx, you?
00:00 <Immutable> Nikky` if I ever saw you I'd probably scream bloody murder and stab you with a pen or something
00:00 <stebie> same same
00:00 <stebie> ^_^
00:00 <Doodle> you'll be right
00:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
00:00 <StrykerX> You've prolly got wind built up
00:00 <StrykerX> Just drop ya guts a few times
00:00 <fawks> Nah
00:00 <StrykerX> Problem solved.
00:00 <fawks> I'd let it rip
00:00 <fawks> Its v sensitive 
00:00 <Doodle> its an emo fart
00:00 <fawks> And when i push on it
00:00 <fawks> It hurts
00:00 <Serenity> http://www.healthresource4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Location-of-the-Liver.jpg
00:00 <fawks> A lot
00:00 <Serenity> liver is on the right?
00:00 <Skirmish> You may have pulled your diaphragm. Been coughing a lot lately faux? 
00:00 <StrykerX> Fark.. Port Adelaide are melting down the Hawks
00:00 <Serenity> spleen
00:00 <StrykerX> 43 - 1
00:00 <Doodle> pls dont diagnose fawks over irc
01:00 <Nikky`> That sounds hot Immutable.. lets meet up
01:00 <Immutable> I miss my friends
01:00 <stebie> Immutable, where did they go?
01:00 <DadJokesRule> Immutable, you could move to where some of them have gone?
01:00 <Nikky`> Can you move closer to them?
01:00 <Nikky`> I said it first DadJokesRule
01:00 <DadJokesRule> although you are broke now
01:00 <Nikky`> :P
01:00 <Immutable> fucken canada london and brisbane
01:00 <DadJokesRule> but you're not in debt and im sure you can save up
01:00 <Doodle> everyone
01:00 <fawks> Omg spleeb
01:00 <Serenity> why
01:00 <Doodle> she will go into overdrive
01:00 <Serenity> SPLEEB
01:00 <fawks> Is my spleen gonna explode
01:00 <Doodle> see
01:00 <fawks> Lol doodle knows me
01:00 <Serenity> so do i
01:00 <Serenity> its hilarious
01:00 <fawks> I'm having anxiety now
01:00 <fawks> Anxiety isn't funny
01:00 <fawks> :'(
01:00 <Serenity> i know
01:00 <StrykerX> If you're paranoid
01:00 <Skirmish> I know how to stop this. You know who else is big on self diagnosis over the internet faux? B1. Are you like B1 faux? 
01:00 <Doodle> you're not going to die
01:00 <StrykerX> Go to ER
01:00 <StrykerX> Simple.
01:00 <Serenity> if you were having a real anxiety attack i wouldnt be making fun of you
01:00 <fawks> If it still hurts tomoz I'll go docs
02:00 <DadJokesRule> well, Brisbane is doable
02:00 <stebie> Immutable, where are you?
02:00 <DadJokesRule> if i ever met  Nikky` i would kill myself as that means ive failed at being a stealth stalker
02:00 <zaim> i am too, DadJokesRule
02:00 <Immutable> glebe, sydney
02:00 <zaim> doable
02:00 <couleurs> yeh but who's up 4 sum FiFa?
02:00 <stebie> me
02:00 <zaim> me
02:00 <fawks> Had enough of the docs today 
02:00 <fawks> Sprained my ankle
02:00 <Serenity> ouch
02:00 <Doodle> :/
02:00 <fawks> Lol I'm so clumsy
02:00 <Serenity> i havent fucked my ankle up in years
02:00 <Serenity> touch wood
02:00 <StrykerX> Purely in her health interests, right partay?
02:00 <fawks> Was taking rubbishbdoen abd missed a step abd I couldn't break my fall abd grab the rail cos I was holfing bags
02:00 <fawks> But its just a grade 1 spraibt
02:00 <fawks> Phew
02:00 <partay> StrykerX of course.. nuthin suss
02:00 <Doodle> did you sprain your typing too
02:00 <fawks> Now read all that in english
03:00 <DadJokesRule> friends can play Fifa no matter where htey are!!! london, brisbane or canada!
03:00 <stebie> but am missing ps4 and game
03:00 <zaim> even sunshine??????????????????????????!
03:00 <DadJokesRule> TheRiddler has a ps4 on sale
03:00 <Nikky`> lol DadJokesRule *ruffles your hair*
03:00 <DadJokesRule> (may or may not work)
03:00 <StrykerX> GO TIGERS
03:00 <stebie> D:
03:00 <StrykerX> You fucking good things!
03:00 <couleurs> y didn't stebie n zaim buy 1 yet r they dum or wat 
03:00 <Immutable> why is everyone going for the tigers?
03:00 <fawks> LOO
03:00 <fawks> L
03:00 <fawks> I'm typing sideways in bed
03:00 <Doodle> :P
03:00 <fawks> Leave me akone
03:00 <Doodle> hot
03:00 <fawks> A conr
03:00 <Serenity> LEF MI AKONE
03:00 <fawks> Yes
03:00 <fawks> lol
03:00 <fawks> Shut up cuckatoo
03:00 <Serenity> you leave me cuckatoo alone
03:00 <fawks> Sez was full gonna bash me
03:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <zaim> buy 1 what
04:00 <stebie> tigers are shit man
04:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <zaim> i just bought gta5 for pc
04:00 <zaim> i dont do consoles at all
04:00 <zaim> my last console was an n64
04:00 <fawks> UH YE COS TYPOS R SAH HILARIOUS
04:00 <Doodle> its ok fawks
04:00 <fawks> *FLICKS HAIR*
04:00 <Doodle> you have cousins
04:00 <fawks> In dozens
04:00 <Serenity> ive got like 3 cousins you cunt
04:00 <Doodle> haha
04:00 <fawks> LOL
04:00 <Doodle> fawks has 3438547876576
04:00 <fawks> I have 300
04:00 <Skirmish> I am going to watch Hugh Jackman play a terrible rabbit in this guardian movie. 
04:00 <fawks> Thousand
04:00 <Serenity> hahaha
04:00 <Loof> i'm about to get carted off to jail
04:00 <Skirmish> Enjoy your night everyone. 
04:00 <Doodle> what for
04:00 <fawks> Lol
04:00 <partay> Loof you'll love it 
04:00 <fawks> Going to jail brb irc
05:00 <stebie> lol
05:00 <nate> zaim its ok to buy one :D
05:00 <StrykerX> Got a multi on
05:00 <DadJokesRule> nah jokes if i met Nikky` i'd  slightly bend, nod and curtsey. PLEAAAASED TO MEET YOU
05:00 <StrykerX> Tigers apart of it
05:00 <Immutable> basal ganglia
05:00 <stebie> who are they playing? st kilda?
05:00 <couleurs> Fine.
05:00 <Immutable> you have basal ganglia I have basal ganglia we all have basal ganglia
05:00 <Loof> kicking the back door in when she locked me out in the rain
05:00 <Serenity> i wish i was on irc when i was pregnant
05:00 <fawks> Did u finally bash ling wa
05:00 <Serenity> brb labour
05:00 <fawks> Why'd she lock you out
05:00 <Doodle> how is kicking your own back door in illegal
05:00 <Loof> was part of a court condition i do no damge to the house
05:00 <Loof> her house
05:00 <Doodle> why did she lock you out
05:00 <Serenity> plus is domestic violence
05:00 <partay> loof you crazy bogan
05:00 <TokenDaRing> so basically
05:00 <fawks> Say it was already there 
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <Loof> for being on irc
05:00 <TokenDaRing> loof is trying to bash his wife
06:00 <StrykerX> Melbourne
06:00 <Immutable> BASAL GANGLIA!
06:00 <stebie> almost as bad
06:00 <Immutable> GO THE BASAL GANGLIA!
06:00 <Nikky`> Sounds like a disease - go see a Dr peeps
06:00 <stebie> is that ice cream?
06:00 <DadJokesRule> it's part of a neuron i think
06:00 <DadJokesRule> or some cell
06:00 <TokenDaRing> damages her house
06:00 <fawks> ..
06:00 <Loof> women rule man
06:00 <fawks> Yeah cos a door is a wife
06:00 <StrykerX> Locked out for being on IRC?
06:00 <Loof> men have no rights
06:00 <StrykerX> :/
06:00 <Loof> in they eyes of the lawe
06:00 <StrykerX> Oh, I forgot.. Loof has me on ignore
06:00 <TokenDaRing> fawks: bashing a door when you've been told could be considered domestic violence, yes
06:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: lol
06:00 <fawks> Semantics
06:00 <StrykerX> Loof, enjoy chilling with bubba mate ;)
06:00 <fawks> Kicking a door does not mean bashing your wife
07:00 <stebie> so you're saying it's not ice cream?
07:00 <Nikky`> I am finally getting my washing machine fixed next weekend
07:00 <Nikky`> tho will be smidge over $300 :o(
07:00 <DadJokesRule> Nikky`, you could have just washed it on my hard abs
07:00 <stebie> you may as well buy a new one
07:00 <StrykerX> What are you doing now? Wearing skiddy undies?
07:00 <StrykerX> :P
07:00 <DadJokesRule> it makes a great washboard
07:00 <TokenDaRing> fawks: do you always defend Loof, Chris, et al?
07:00 <Loof> lets see
07:00 <TokenDaRing> do you have a soft spot for junkies with mental issues?
07:00 <Doodle> who is al
07:00 <fawks> Yes
07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al.mp3 (4.28MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:40)
07:00 <fawks> Lmao
07:00 <fawks> now sing
08:00 <Nikky`> I know but I want to run my hands over it not my washing
08:00 <Nikky`> lol StrykerX., it still works, just.. very loud on spin cycle
08:00 <StrykerX> Ridden too much :P
08:00 <Nikky`> true
08:00 <StrykerX> Worn out the motor
08:00 <Nikky`> but my god we had some good times
08:00 <Doodle> lol i cant sing
08:00 <Loof> and she tipped out my wine :(
08:00 <fawks> o no
08:00 <Loof> should i just kill her?
08:00 <fawks> All signs point to yes
08:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah fawks, see what you're defending
08:00 <Loof> ok
08:00 <fawks> Wait if I say yes am I an accessory 
08:00 <TokenDaRing> yes
08:00 <TokenDaRing> you are
08:00 <Doodle> i hope you're a fashinable accessory
08:00 <Doodle> not crocs
08:00 <Doodle> +o
08:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Should Loof just be asked to taken to the mental ward when the cops rock up??
08:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Should Loof just be asked to taken to the mental ward when the cops rock up???? Three days before the second full moon after your next birthday!!
09:00 <stebie> lol
09:00 <stebie> still can..
09:00 <DadJokesRule> let's do crowdfunding to get Nikky` a new 5 star washing machine
09:00 <Nikky`> Yeah
09:00 <Nikky`> And dishwasher
09:00 <DadJokesRule> she's filthy rich but it's the thought that counts
09:00 <Nikky`> so I can stop doing them by hand
09:00 <fawks> Grow up token I'm not defending anyone I'm just saying you're being dramatic 
09:00 <StrykerX> Wtf is that shit?
09:00 <fawks> Omg hebkicked a door he's bashing his wife
09:00 <fawks> Silly
09:00 <TokenDaRing> fawks: have you ever dealt with domestic violence?
09:00 <fawks> Also FASHINABLE
09:00 <Doodle> :o
09:00 <Loof>  /ignore chanop
09:00 <fawks> ehehehe
09:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL StrykerX
09:00 <TokenDaRing> you made him ignore chanop
09:00 <TokenDaRing> nice work
09:00 <Doodle> i once suffered from demestos abuse
09:00 <Doodle> but i got help
09:00 <StrykerX> Hahahahah
09:00 <Loof> demestos lol
09:00 <fawks> Lmao
09:00 <Serenity> kicking a door in is still considered domestic abuse in the eyes of the police
10:00 <StrykerX> I'll contribute $2 for a boob pic
10:00 <Nikky`> I am rich.. so so rich
10:00 <StrykerX> But I'll need a receipt.
10:00 <StrykerX> For tax purposes.
10:00 <VerySadPants> ultra-sonic time
10:00 <Nikky`> Pffft
10:00 <fawks> Domestos rules
10:00 <Doodle> i still smell like bleach when i burp
10:00 <Loof> she locked me out in the rain
10:00 <Loof> but women rule 
10:00 <Loof> so i'm fucked
10:00 <fawks> yes but it's not bashing his wife is what I'm saying 
10:00 <fawks> omg anyway who cares lo
10:00 <fawks> L
10:00 <TokenDaRing> fawks: maybe she locked him out because she was scared of him?
10:00 <TokenDaRing> you ever think of that?
10:00 <Doodle> you should totally get a key Loof
10:00 <fawks> I'd be more scared of her
10:00 <TokenDaRing> why? you've only heard one side of the story
11:00 <DadJokesRule> annnihilating rhythm
11:00 <nate> VerySadPants musta been a 90's kid ;D
11:00 <DadJokesRule> i saw them live in '97
11:00 <VerySadPants> yes
11:00 <DadJokesRule> 'tis true
11:00 <VerySadPants> naetz my bebe
11:00 <VerySadPants> i woz and wombat of it?
11:00 <DadJokesRule> is nate that 2nd gf you speak of?
11:00 <nate> ohh its you slink get ya ps4 and dance around it :L
11:00 <StrykerX> One thing to keep in mind...
11:00 <TokenDaRing> from a person who's a junkie and frequents mental wards
11:00 <partay> Loof have you tried not drinking and stop being a psyco ?
11:00 <StrykerX> You've only heard what Loof tells you
11:00 <StrykerX> Who's to know if he really does hit her or not
11:00 <TokenDaRing> not exactly what I'd consider a reliable witness
11:00 <StrykerX> Seriously..
11:00 <fawks> No one knows anything 
11:00 <Doodle> i know eveything
11:00 <Doodle> except how to type everything
11:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: fawks thinks domestic violence is ok
11:00 <Nikky`> No.. I Dooooooooooooooooo
11:00 <fawks> Here we go
11:00 <TokenDaRing> better give the guy the benefit of the doubt
11:00 <fawks> zzzzzzzzz
11:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe she had it coming, after all, right?
11:00 <xm> im eating lemon sorbet. i believe in heaven during winter it rains lemon sorbet everywhere. pure bliss
11:00 <Serenity> fuck you Doodle micronesia isnt a fucking country
12:00 <nate> slinky is supreme player no time for ps4
12:00 <xm> rains/snows*
12:00 <fawks> yum xm
12:00 <Doodle> IT BLOODY IS
12:00 <partay> meanwhile Doodle has crept into bed with fawks
12:00 <Serenity> haahaha
12:00 <Doodle> shh partay
12:00 <fawks> Lolol
12:00 <Doodle> i was hoping she wouldnt notice
12:00 <fawks> Sif I'd miss dat shroom lyf
12:00 <Loof> you people love others misery
12:00 <Loof> it's bizzare
12:00 <Doodle> though how could you not notice something resemblicg a submarine floating between the sheets
12:00 <Serenity> what the hell
12:00 <fawks> don't categorise us all with the turds
12:00 <Doodle> *resembling
12:00 <partay> wouldnt notice that baseball bat poking her in the back ?
13:00 <fawks> Pics
13:00 <fawks> Of said bat
13:00 <Serenity> someone go to the shop for me plz
13:00 <Doodle> teehehe
13:00 <Loof> last few moments of freedom
13:00 <Doodle> i'm shy
13:00 <fawks> Lies
13:00 <xm> which shops are open other than fast food ones?
13:00 <fawks> You have an entire gallery
13:00 <Doodle> no you do
13:00 <Serenity> IGA
13:00 <Nikky`> Most
13:00 <fawks> Do not
13:00 <xm> is it?
13:00 <Serenity> yep
13:00 <Serenity> spud shed
13:00 <fawks> One pic is not a gallery
13:00 <Nikky`> They could not open until 1pm tho
14:00 <Doodle> oh is that all you have
14:00 <fawks> Yes
14:00 <fawks> U fuk
14:00 <Doodle> let me furnish you with more
14:00 <fawks> Woohoo
14:00 <Doodle> after i have a shower
14:00 <Doodle> bbs
14:00 <fawks> Do not take your time
14:00 <Loof> i'm going to fully go at the police
14:00 <Serenity> why
14:00 <Serenity> just calm down
14:00 <partay> loof chill the fuck out nigger
15:00 <Loof> let them try to take me
15:00 <Doodle> you'll get capsicumed
15:00 <partay> hahaha
15:00 <fawks> LOL
15:00 <Loof> capsicummmed
15:00 <partay> thay'll smash u 
15:00 <Loof> cummed on
15:00 <TokenDaRing> lol they'll just taze him
16:00 <Serenity> record it
16:00 <Loof> fuck they taking a long time to get here
17:00 <VerySadPants> stop the frog glob rain!
17:00 <Loof> when i threaten suicide they here in seconds
17:00 <partay> loof.. then your fat ass gets on the late night bulletin 
18:00 <VerySadPants> cant wait till bastardly_cum gets this weather
18:00 <VerySadPants> have more shit to complain about hahahahaha
18:00 <DadJokesRule> he'll type out several pages and then say he needs to warm up his fingers
19:00 <Immutable> Nikky`: do you like basal ganglia?
19:00 <VerySadPants> lol!!!!
19:00 <StrykerX> Loof, let's cut the bullshit mate
19:00 <StrykerX> You locked yourself out in a drug enhanced rage
19:00 <StrykerX> Didn't you?
19:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
20:00 <VerySadPants> wb Mew you in Melbourne now?
20:00 <VerySadPants> and yes bastardly_cum sux
20:00 <Mew> yup
20:00 <Nikky`> I have no idea what it is Immutable
20:00 <Mew> where's xm?
20:00 <DadJokesRule> ey Mew 
20:00 <VerySadPants> He and Picard should get together and trade photos of underage kids.
20:00 <Mew> I have a present for him
20:00 <DadJokesRule> did you meet the crazy guy?
20:00 <VerySadPants> !seen xm
20:00 <Mew> yessss hi
21:00 <Mew> Noooo
21:00 <Mew> Better
21:00 <DadJokesRule> oh this better be good
21:00 <VerySadPants> crazy
21:00 <TheRiddler> you met pieter!
21:00 <DadJokesRule> LOL
21:00 <VerySadPants> LOL Riddles
21:00 <VerySadPants> rofl
21:00 <Mew> Its that remix of slinky_J crying about DVDs
21:00 <VerySadPants> wait, meeting Picard is worse
21:00 <VerySadPants> ask Knux
21:00 <DadJokesRule> lol
21:00 <DadJokesRule> where did you find it
21:00 <TheRiddler> did he try to sell you a non-working laptop?
21:00 <couleurs> MY PAGER IS BETTER BICH!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade
21:00 <Loof> anyway it's obvious you people couldn't care less
21:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
21:00 <Zade> how are you?
21:00 <Nikky`> I'm good and you?
21:00 <Zade> yeah good ta
22:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:00 <Mew> my friend reuploaded it 
22:00 <VerySadPants> Picard would just switcho onno his rapedar and find us all if his fat head could manage it
22:00 <DadJokesRule> oh nice
22:00 <Mew> its his wedding I'm going to on Sunday
22:00 <DadJokesRule> loading
22:00 <Mew> ^_^
22:00 <DadJokesRule> acidddd
22:00 <VerySadPants> Mew what outlaw shit did you perform in Horsham
22:00 <DadJokesRule> lol it's good
22:00 <VerySadPants> because it's a great place to fuck around
22:00 <couleurs> oh shut up Loof you useless oxygen thief
22:00 <Nikky`> Oh,  was I meant to care he is drunk, kicking down his door and waiting for police? ooops - I didn't get that memo
22:00 <couleurs> RIGHT ON Nikky` !
22:00 <Zade> lol
23:00 <DadJokesRule> lol at the echo
23:00 <VerySadPants> we planted the car infront of a tree in Horsham and when people came to see if we were okay we just up and yelled AAHHHH
23:00 <Mew> there's some clearer bits further in
23:00 <VerySadPants> this sucks nobody fun on
24:00 <DadJokesRule> TheBaron would love this
24:00 <stompin> mew get to melb?
24:00 <Nikky`> look who it is
24:00 <Immutable> Nikky`: it's like a clump of neurons in your brain
24:00 <Mew> I just danced to it with invisible glow sticks between my fingers and infuriated ben haha
24:00 <Mew> Yeah he makes some cool stuff
24:00 <Nikky`> Oh.. learn something new every day Immutable
24:00 <Nikky`> Whats on for tonight Zade?
24:00 <Serenity> sometimes i wonder if loof is making this stuff up
24:00 <couleurs> he's probably trying to kick down the toilet door after leaving the shower on screaming "it's raining it's raining help me you fat bitch!"
24:00 <couleurs> or it's all in his head cos he's a schizo 
25:00 <stebie> Nikky`, soon to be forgotten? :P
25:00 <Nikky`> Already done stebie
25:00 <Nikky`> haha
25:00 <Mew> Yes stompin we're in a badass 2 room apartment in the CBD
25:00 <Zade> i am heading out later 
25:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl couleurs
25:00 <Nikky`> Where Zade? in case I meet you ther
25:00 <Nikky`> e
26:00 <MrMark> yes
26:00 <Nikky`> I was in the CBD today - for that thing called work
26:00 <stebie> work is great
26:00 <Mew> Just had room service dinner now lounging in a food coma
26:00 <stebie> when you have it
26:00 <WRITE> I DONT WANT TO READ OR WRITE
26:00 <stebie> WRITE, but... your nickname...
26:00 <StrykerX>  <couleurs> he's probably trying to kick down the toilet door after leaving the shower on screaming "it's raining it's raining help me you fat bitch!"
26:00 <StrykerX> BINGO!
26:00 <stompin> Nikky` going out yer right
26:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: the part loof left out is he wet himself in a panic
26:00 <couleurs> thank u
26:00 <Nikky`> lol shut up stompin 
26:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, that's what seperates him from Pieter
27:00 <stompin> lol
32:00 <partay> i imagine loof feels like bruce jenners penis.... unwanted 
33:00 <VerySadPants> TheBaron is never around
33:00 <VerySadPants> stebie can we hug this shit out?
34:00 <stebie> sure, as long as you're wearing pants
34:00 <PandasWearPance> deal.
34:00 <PandasWearPance> and it's raining so it's going to be really emotional.
34:00 <PandasWearPance> ;)
34:00 <stebie> oh dear
34:00 <stebie> not raining here
34:00 <Nikky`> haha
34:00 <Zade> tonight i am going to onesixone Nikky`
34:00 <Nikky`> Where is that?
34:00 <stompin> thats toughhhhhh
34:00 <stompin> been stabb
35:00 <PandasWearPance> that does not help this situation..
35:00 <PandasWearPance> I was going to wear jeans for you stebie!
35:00 <Immutable> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z59EVHU8MjI
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The four tops - I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) Views: 1,557,541 Uploader: kindwolf1 Uploaded: Nov 14, 2008 Duration: 2m47s Rating: 4.97
35:00 <Zade> high st prahan
35:00 <Nikky`> You deserved it tho
35:00 <Zade> prahran
35:00 <Nikky`> I see.. see you there about 12
35:00 <Zade> yep at 12 its cheaper entry 
36:00 <stompin> u wont go out Nikky`
37:00 <Immutable> have sex already
37:00 <Immutable> jesus its friday
37:00 <Immutable> I'm going to get some alcohol
37:00 <Nikky`> We all know this you silly man :P
37:00 <Zade> next friday Nikky` we are going to royal melbourne hotel 
37:00 <Nikky`> What is there next Fri?
37:00 <Zade> She Only Loves Sex Drugs & Techno party
38:00 <MrMark> go go
38:00 <Nikky`> That sounds delightful
38:00 <Zade> should be a big night
38:00 <Nikky`> Do it without drugs young man
38:00 <Zade> i will suss out where the after parties are if you are keen 
39:00 <PandasWearPance> it's not sex day
39:00 <PandasWearPance> tomorrow is sex day.
39:00 <WRITE> i got a app on my phone that alerts me to the nearest female
40:00 <Nikky`> I'm sure I will be sleeping before you even go out
41:00 <Zade> most likely 
42:00 <stompin> just remember nothing ood ever comes from tinder.
42:00 <stompin> lol
43:00 <PandasWearPance> Viking
43:00 <PandasWearPance> +s
43:00 <Nikky`> If you don't have tinder it does stompin
43:00 <couleurs> suk
45:00 <Serenity> mew
45:00 <couleurs> iWatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <Nikky`> Isn't it past your bed time stompin
45:00 <gdrc> who gets iwatch?
46:00 <couleurs> bee_girl
46:00 <bee_girl> couleurs
47:00 <Loof> hahahahahaha they took her away
47:00 <Loof> house to myself
47:00 <Loof> only problem is they too zac too
48:00 <Dugnuts> come on stompin
48:00 <Dugnuts> any sex is better than no sex
48:00 <Nikky`> Not when its sex with stompin
48:00 <stompin> hahah
48:00 <Loof> cops said i should leave her
49:00 <Mew> yeeees
49:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
49:00 <Mew> did you dl billie?
49:00 <WRITE> i gotta stop having sex with chicks without webcam
49:00 <Dugnuts> ...
49:00 <Loof> i didn't realise things were so bad
49:00 <Loof> takes an outsider to point things out
49:00 <Loof> she went off at them
49:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <Loof> win win win win win
50:00 <Dugnuts> as in you are just jerking yourself off in your chair?
50:00 <TheRiddler> he's jerking to guys pretending to be girls
50:00 <Dugnuts> ah
50:00 <stebie> Nikky`, are you on tinder?
50:00 <Dugnuts> i see
51:00 <Nikky`> No stebie
51:00 <TokenDaRing> lol if she owns the house they aren't going to take her away from it
52:00 <Immutable> here is to drinking alone
52:00 <Immutable> cheers everyone
52:00 <Nikky`> cheersa
52:00 <Nikky`> -a
52:00 <PandasWearPance> o9
52:00 <Immutable> I'd be more depressed.  This booze is good however.
52:00 <Loof> FREEEEEDOMMMMM!!!!
53:00 <PandasWearPance> pizza with poo on it
53:00 <Immutable> yes
53:00 <partay> loof you are a winner 
53:00 <Zade> oh i thought it was home and away 
54:00 <Immutable> expand on that make it into a fully fledged conversational point
54:00 <Dugnuts> i drink alone
54:00 <Dugnuts> yeaaaaaaheaaah with nobody else
54:00 <Dugnuts> and you know why i drink alone
54:00 <Dugnuts> oops
54:00 <Serenity> can i see your video mew
55:00 <Dugnuts> and you know when i drink alooone
55:00 <Dugnuts> i prefer to be by myseeeeeelf
55:00 <Dugnuts> sorry, i was taking theron's place there
55:00 <Serenity> o.O
56:00 <Nikky`> Its not the same
56:00 <Nikky`> He is different
56:00 <Loof> she has to stay at her parents
56:00 <Loof> Serenity is the only one who cared
56:00 <Loof> not sure why
57:00 <Mew> wtf what video??
57:00 <Mew> on facebook?
57:00 <DadJokesRule> she mistook that song as a video probably
57:00 <Mew> ohhhh
57:00 <Serenity> mew said video im just repeating
57:00 <Loof> no more wine left tho
57:00 <Loof> time for coffeeeeee
58:00 <Immutable> video killed the radio star
58:00 <Loof> will i get custody?
58:00 <Loof> she hits him
59:00 <Immutable> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Buggles - Video Killed The Radio Star Views: 8,463,252 Uploader: TheBugglesVEVO Uploaded: Oct 8, 2010 Duration: 3m36s Rating: 4.93
59:00 <Mew> where did I say video lol
59:00 <Serenity> oh she didnt, whatever thats what i read rofl
00:00 <Serenity> ^
01:00 <Serenity> their goal will be50/50
01:00 <Serenity> its rare anyone gets 100%
01:00 <Loof> i'm drunk
01:00 <Loof> dumb it down for me
01:00 <Serenity> basically custody no longer exists, no one has ownership over a child
02:00 <Serenity> they want whats fair for the child which is equal time with both aprents
02:00 <Serenity> parents
02:00 <Immortality> Hi all. I haven't been on mIRC in literally 10 yrs.. lol
02:00 <Loof> that's pretty cool serernity
02:00 <Loof> exactly what i want hear you beatufiul thing
02:00 <partay> Immortality nothings changed
03:00 <Immortality> partay: lol I can see.. except it isn't as 'happenin' hehe
03:00 <Nikky`> They will look at you history tho Loof when deciding things
03:00 <Loof> yeah she'll say i did weed
03:00 <Loof> :(
03:00 <Serenity> doesnt matter
03:00 <Serenity> meant nothing when i was going through court
04:00 <Doodle> wha-eva
04:00 <stebie> quiet night
04:00 <Nikky`> Doodledooo <3
04:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos <3
04:00 <partay> Immortality and chicks dont get their tits out on cue like they used to 
04:00 <Loof> god this is awesome
04:00 <Nikky`> lol partay
04:00 <Loof> anyway enought about me
04:00 <Loof> sorry to bore y'all
05:00 <Nikky`> Oh how i've missed you
05:00 <Doodle> liesssssssss
05:00 <Loof> let's talk about sex baby
05:00 <Loof> let's talk about you and me
05:00 <Immortality> partay hahaha yeah i had some fun meeting people on here ;)
05:00 <Loof> or just me and me
05:00 <Nikky`> brb
05:00 <Loof> Immortality what's different about you?
05:00 <Immortality> partay your nick actually looks slightly familiar.. 
05:00 <Loof> whats the most different thing about you?
06:00 <Nikky`> It is not
06:00 <Serenity> Nikky` is perfect sif she would lie
06:00 <Doodle> dont you fucking start sarah
06:00 <Nikky`> Yeah.. sif i'd lie
06:00 <Serenity> dont you call me sarah robert
06:00 <stebie> oooooooooo
06:00 <Doodle> dont you call me robert bozo
06:00 <Loof> what is the freaky shit you do?
06:00 <Immortality> Loof: I live in Cairns.. is that different? i'm not 20 anymore.. .. umm - what else?
06:00 <Loof> cairns is different enough
06:00 <Loof> pass
06:00 <Loof> :)
06:00 <Immortality> I moved from Brissy back in Nov.. it's different that's for sure.. lots of tripperz haha
06:00 <Loof> how old are you friend?
06:00 <Immortality> 32..
06:00 <Loof> nice
07:00 <Serenity> dont you call me bozo mr hitler
07:00 <Nikky`> Hey Sarah Robert
07:00 <Nikky`> :P
07:00 <Doodle> lolol
07:00 <Serenity> ooooo Nikky` in for the kill
07:00 <Immortality> you're in Melbz i'm assuming...
07:00 <Loof> yep boring i know
07:00 <Loof> so cold
07:00 <Loof> and raining :(
07:00 <Loof> and i just kicked the back door in which isn't helping
08:00 <Nikky`> Sorry :/
08:00 <Nikky`> Doodle made me do it
08:00 <Nikky`> kill him
08:00 <Doodle> go and make me a cup of tea
08:00 <Doodle> oh
08:00 <Doodle> please, stop, dont etc
08:00 <Immortality> kicked it in? why? burn your eggs? lol
08:00 <Loof> no wife locked me out for being on irc
08:00 <Immortality> hahahahhah
08:00 <Loof> not allowed friends
08:00 <Immortality> that's weird mate..
08:00 <partay> lol
08:00 <Loof> i know right
08:00 <partay> Immortality loof is the channel bent unit 
08:00 <Immortality> they get all sensitive.. its a 2 way street darl! hehe
09:00 <Mew> thtooop
09:00 <Doodle> instaboner
09:00 <Nikky`> I heard you like a right good etc tho Doodle
09:00 <Doodle> i might
09:00 <Mew> wot ov it
09:00 <Doodle> hai Mewlio Iglesias
09:00 <Loof> oh you're female?
09:00 <Immortality> nah male
09:00 <Loof> ok darl
09:00 <Loof> :P
09:00 <Loof> you seem so cool
09:00 <Immortality> channel i bent unit? what the? nah i was using it in the context of me talking to a chick
09:00 <Loof> please stay
09:00 <StrykerX> http://www.dicksmith.com.au/computer-accessories/chromecast-hdmi-media-streaming-device-dsau-xh1443
09:00 <StrykerX> Getting this tomorrow
10:00 <Serenity> nokky is on a roll tonight
10:00 <Serenity> uh.. nikky
10:00 <Doodle> so is woll smoth
10:00 <Nikky`> nokky haha cute
10:00 <Doodle> nokky u up
10:00 <DadJokesRule> nokky with creamy tomato and spinach sauce
10:00 <Nikky`> nom nom
10:00 <Doodle> osnap
10:00 <StrykerX> HDMI porn. :')
10:00 <Immortality> hahaha
10:00 <partay> your ps3 does the same thing 
10:00 <Loof> yay he didn't go
10:00 <Loof> !!!
10:00 <Immortality> i got GTA on pc.. its hell sik
10:00 <StrykerX> Don't have a ps3
10:00 <Loof> i do too
10:00 <Loof> hate the heists tho
10:00 <Loof> always noobs or quitters
11:00 <Nikky`> Can I try some nokky
11:00 <Serenity> -_-
11:00 <Immortality> yeah they're weird.. 
11:00 <Loof> i'm lvl 54
11:00 <Immortality> if you dont got a mic for comms its 10 x harder..
11:00 <Immortality> im 41
11:00 <Loof> and everyone is like 12 :(
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> :-/
11:00 <Nikky`> I'm like level 0
11:00 <Immortality> as in my level on GTA.. not my age ><
11:00 <Loof> i know man
11:00 <Loof> but i'm actually 40 so it's sad
11:00 <Loof>  :(
12:00 <Doodle> 420
13:00 <faux> uh
13:00 <Immortality> age is butta numba..
13:00 <faux> i would have shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqx5JDvasYc#t=31
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Error: Unknown error
13:00 <stompin> whats hte best media box to play all my downloaded shit on my tv with
14:00 <Dugnuts> come on Doodle
14:00 <Dugnuts> share buddy
14:00 <Doodle> i always offer to share
14:00 <Loof> faux is pretty cool
14:00 <Loof> so is serenity man
14:00 <Immortality> yep..
15:00 <Dugnuts> chop chop bro
15:00 <DadJokesRule> Glen 420 Hash mist
15:00 <Dugnuts> h0 h0 h0
15:00 <PandasWearPance> hash
15:00 <Loof> fuck all the rest
15:00 <Loof> except stebie
15:00 <Loof> :P
15:00 <Loof> stebie is cool too
16:00 <Nikky`> tsk tsk
16:00 <PandasWearPance> oil
16:00 <Doodle> naughty
16:00 <stebie> #
16:00 <Doodle> keke
16:00 <Doodle> #oil
16:00 <DadJokesRule> #peakoil
16:00 <Mew> Mr Green polish
16:00 <Immutable> lol someone thought I was a chick and talked to me for like 10 mins before realising I was a dude
16:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/StGeorge.Illawarra.Dragons/videos/10152785250421190/
16:00 <faux> besssssssssssssssssssssst
16:00 <Serenity> stompin set a pc u[12:44pm] jax ([email protected]) has joined. «42 people»
16:00 <Serenity> [12:44pm] <jax> sarah little
16:00 <Serenity> [12:44pm] <jax> paul bid mead
16:00 <Serenity> [12:44pm] <jax> lori webster
16:00 <Serenity> [12:45pm] <jax> serenity
16:00 <Serenity> [12:45pm] <jax> and maurice
16:00 <Serenity> [12:45pm] <jax> <jax> sarah little
16:00 <Serenity> [12:45pm] <jax> <jax> paul bid mead
17:00 <Dugnuts> no i didnt
17:00 <Dugnuts> jeez
17:00 <Dugnuts> i was just confirming
17:00 <stebie> #brown
17:00 <Doodle> #cookie
17:00 <Immutable> then he was like the footie is on ttyl lol
17:00 <DadJokesRule> lol
17:00 <Immutable> lol
17:00 <Dugnuts> well it is
17:00 <Dugnuts> im watching nrl!
17:00 <Doodle> so a date is out of the question then Immutable
17:00 <Dugnuts> fucking tigers just got a try
17:00 <Mew> probably because most females don't stfu Immutable
17:00 <Dugnuts> bastards
17:00 <DadJokesRule> 'sorry m8. gotta bail on ya. reading news on the latest sydney weather'
17:00 <Immutable> I don't know I'd go out with dug
17:00 <faux> oops
17:00 <Serenity> FFS
17:00 <Serenity> anyway stompin set up a pc with xbmc
18:00 <Doodle> oic
18:00 <Immutable> I wouldn't put out though
18:00 <Doodle> thats a shame
18:00 <Dugnuts> then you better pay for the date biatch
18:00 <Doodle> ^
18:00 <Serenity> i wish i could see the pms that go on here sometimes
18:00 <Serenity> would be do interesting
18:00 <Doodle> i show you most of mine sezz
18:00 <Mew> id put out for Doodle but not date him
18:00 <Dugnuts> oh they are all about you Serenity
18:00 <Serenity> and im so glad doodle
18:00 <Serenity> hahaha
18:00 <Dugnuts> like
18:00 <Doodle> thats hot Mew
18:00 <Dugnuts> 100%
18:00 <Serenity> dont be stupid Dugnuts
18:00 <stompin> was trying to get away from that
18:00 <stompin> but its probably another intel NUC pc ithink 
18:00 <couleurs> get a wdtv, it's easier
19:00 <Immutable> hahaha
19:00 <Dugnuts> come on bulldogs!
19:00 <Doodle> i think its illegal to come on bulldogs
19:00 <Immutable> serenity and I hate each other we've even got 'hate each other' selfies
19:00 <Serenity> yep
19:00 <stompin> wdtv?
19:00 <StrykerX> I'm getting Chromecast tomorrow
19:00 <StrykerX> Will provide  review
19:00 <couleurs> https://www.jbhifi.com.au/computers-tablets/accessories/wd/wd-wdtv-media-player/609445/
19:00 <stompin> couleurs will it play all the leastest codecs and shit?
20:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
20:00 <Dugnuts> Doodle, thats just wrong
20:00 <Doodle> i know
20:00 <Immutable> ugh the alcohol is making me depressed now
20:00 <DadJokesRule> "that's just wrong. thanks for showing me the way"
20:00 <DadJokesRule> "ill never do it again -- promise"
20:00 <stebie> Immutable, what was the plan otherwise?
20:00 <stompin> like x265 etc
20:00 <couleurs> no
20:00 <Loof> is stompin actually cool
20:00 <Loof> ?
20:00 <stompin> ya mum said im cool.
20:00 <stompin> couleurs well im back to the pc option then.
21:00 <Doodle> was the alcohol supposed to make you shit rainbows
21:00 <Immutable> yeah I was like this is gonna cheer me up
21:00 <Dugnuts> well that was a mistake
21:00 <Dugnuts> it never works that way
21:00 <Immutable> shouldn't you be watching the NRL or something?
21:00 <amsy> c a
21:00 <amsy> er
21:00 <couleurs> why do you need x265 for, nothing is 265 yet
21:00 <Loof> shutup amsy
21:00 <Loof> sorry serenity
22:00 <stebie> Doodle, maybe if he's drinking skittle bombs
22:00 <Doodle> taste the rainbow
22:00 <Dugnuts> i am, im talking during penalties and whatnot
22:00 <Dugnuts> when the game stops
22:00 <Immutable> nah I think it's the taste of india in my mouth that's making me depressed
22:00 <amsy> so angry loof
22:00 <couleurs> i have a chromecast, it's good
22:00 <HoikeyPoikey> Play a wide variety of file formats including MKV, MP4, XVID, AVI, WMV, ISO/VOB and MOV http://www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officeworks/wd-tv-media-player-wdbgxt0nbk
22:00 <amsy> you were up my ass the other night
22:00 <Loof> that was when i thought you were cool
22:00 <couleurs> told u
22:00 <Loof> things have changed
22:00 <HoikeyPoikey> it plays everything
22:00 <amsy> haha i havent changed in 2 days
22:00 <stompin> couleurs tv show i donwload from fucking america is already in it
22:00 <partay> faux holy shit that would freek me out 
22:00 <amsy> it must be you
22:00 <couleurs> sheesh
22:00 <Loof> no u
23:00 <Doodle> does it taste like gang rape and train crashes
23:00 <partay> Immutable indian cock will do that
23:00 <Immutable> yeah and trains running over babies
23:00 <Doodle> visit india
23:00 <DadJokesRule> overcrowded trains and passengers on top
23:00 <partay> dont try this at home 
23:00 <fawks> Ikr
23:00 <couleurs> wdtv is good if you have a lot of mkv/mp4 files but it's a bit slowish with the ui 
24:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2hPsNTFQjo
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A drunken man getting electrocuted on a train. Views: 284,939 Uploader: The big picture Uploaded: Jun 25, 2013 Duration: 0m51s Rating: 4.22
24:00 <DadJokesRule> seen it. that was the ad they used in WA to scare people off from train surfing
24:00 <partay> awesome
24:00 <stebie> gotta sign in? bugger that
24:00 <Loof> shutup everyone :P
24:00 <partay> who watched that bruce jenner interview ?
24:00 <HoikeyPoikey> shuts up
24:00 <Loof> until i have a smoke
25:00 <partay> i love the sund it makes
25:00 <partay> sound
25:00 <DadJokesRule> sonic booooooom
25:00 <TheRiddler> is that the indian train?
25:00 <Doodle> no
25:00 <WRITE> [email protected]
25:00 <Doodle> its the train we ran on urmum
25:00 <partay> then hes on fire at the end 
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <WRITE> [email protected]
25:00 <stebie> the mega express?
25:00 <Doodle> thats the one
25:00 <couleurs> chromecast is better with a plex server and a good wireless connection ok and thank u
25:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I don't know who bruce is
25:00 <Loof> i dont want to miss a thang
25:00 <Loof> they still call u bruce?
25:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I see peeps talking about him who the fuck is he?
25:00 <amsy> i think hes part of the kardashian circus
25:00 <partay> he is married to the kardashian mum 
25:00 <faux> excuse me
26:00 <Doodle> all aboard
26:00 <stebie> chuga chuga
26:00 <WRITE> [email protected]
26:00 <Doodle> fuirstated!
26:00 <stebie> furrystated
26:00 <PandasWearPance> i eat
26:00 <Doodle> dicks
26:00 <faux> can you all listen to this
26:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/OfficialJoelle/videos/10152935237514443/?permPage=1
26:00 <Loof> yawn back in 5 maybe 8 ask amsy
26:00 <HoikeyPoikey> yeah kardashian peeps to don't really give a fuck about them either lol
26:00 <faux> SHE SAYS IMMACHOY AND IT GIVES ME SERIOUS ANXIETY
26:00 <amsy> 6 loof
26:00 <amsy> oh
26:00 <amsy> he left
26:00 <faux> how does immachoy = immature
26:00 <faux> :'(
27:00 <stebie> every 2nd week
27:00 <stebie> haha
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <PandasWearPance> smurfs
27:00 <Dugnuts> awww
27:00 <Dugnuts> im so envious
27:00 <DadJokesRule> there there
27:00 <partay> faux that would sound better if she sand that topless 
27:00 <partay> sang*
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <faux> do you hear immachoy too
27:00 <partay> yes\
27:00 <faux> good
28:00 <stompin> oh man i think its time for bed
28:00 <amsy> how does bona betit = bon appetit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
29:00 <WRITE> u banned me becayuse im running a pc
29:00 <Immutable> hahaha I'm going to copy my pokemon files to my windows partition
29:00 <amsy> oh my god 
29:00 <Nikky`> I thought you were up late stompin
29:00 <amsy> bb i just remembered my dream last night
30:00 <Immutable> what was it amsy?
30:00 <couleurs> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
31:00 <DadJokesRule> gotta grep them all
31:00 <DadJokesRule> ok friday night stand up is OVER
31:00 <stebie> oh that was xm
31:00 <stebie> cool
31:00 <Immutable> I dreamt that I didn't get banned
31:00 <Immutable> that dream fell through the floor
31:00 <amsy> i dreamt that i had like 67 missed calls from fawks and i got worried thinking something bad had happened and when i called her back she said "oh i just wanted to say bona gnour"
32:00 <partay> then fawks blew Doodle's mind
32:00 <WRITE> his jokes are in a ms access database haha
32:00 <stebie> alongsize Netz' postcode list
32:00 <stompin> Nikky`
32:00 <stompin> pretty fucked and i only got up atlike 11
32:00 <couleurs> lmao
32:00 <partay> then Maurice licked it all off 
32:00 <Nikky`> I understand stompin.. still have long way to go before you feel better
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
33:00 <WRITE> netz is a known pedophile
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
33:00 <stompin> its shit house
33:00 <stompin> and ive got soo many drugs
33:00 <Nikky`> Yeap Yeap
33:00 <faux> llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol
33:00 <faux> amsy
33:00 <stompin> i got boxes of endone :d
33:00 <amsy> lol
33:00 <faux> actually me irl
34:00 <Dugnuts> sup
34:00 <WRITE> katatonic_kate01 molested a mouse
34:00 <partay> hey katatonic_kate01
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> write, cunt off
34:00 <Nikky`> Why do you need that? that is crazy
34:00 <amsy> i was so annoyed until you said bona gnour
34:00 <Loof> rage on
34:00 <Loof> so coldddddd
34:00 <Loof> brrrrrr
34:00 <stompin> Nikky` cause i was that badly fucked up
34:00 <Nikky`> Yeah but not from your glandular fever
35:00 <WRITE> all katatonic_kate01 does is fuck read n write
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh totes 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> jealous?
35:00 <Dugnuts> which one of those does she get paid for?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> the reading and writing part
35:00 <Nikky`> surely something else
35:00 <Doodle> cock fever
35:00 <stompin> no cock fever.
35:00 <Loof> lack of cock fever
35:00 <couleurs> bona gnour, bona betit and ow riverah
35:00 <stompin> Nikky` nope my mouth swollen so bad i couldnt even open it from the fever shit
35:00 <stompin> the only thing that resolved shit was the roids
36:00 <Dugnuts> noice
36:00 <WRITE> shes a creative writer
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> personally, if I was a sex worker i'd probably end up not enjoying sex as much 
36:00 <Dugnuts> so who pays you on here?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not a creative writer 
36:00 <Dugnuts> yeah, when you make your hobby your job, you can end up hating your hobby
36:00 <fawks>  minaj a twa
36:00 <Nikky`> I see
36:00 <amsy> lol
36:00 <Loof> grapes are the best fruit
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <amsy> massaguer
36:00 <Loof> face it
36:00 <fawks> LOL
36:00 <fawks> massaguer
36:00 <Doodle> hai amsy and couleurs
36:00 <fawks> Was so confident 
36:00 <amsy> hey roodles
36:00 <fawks> doodles peen is me new screensaver
36:00 <Doodle> rofl
36:00 <amsy> lmao
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
37:00 <amsy> same
37:00 <fawks> Gtf
37:00 <fawks> O
37:00 <Doodle> :o
37:00 <fawks> Teinsies
37:00 <fawks> Twinsied
37:00 <fawks> S
37:00 <couleurs> hi Datsun
37:00 <fawks> Fuck
37:00 <Loof> i missed out on doodle peen :(
37:00 <amsy> lol im jk
37:00 <Doodle> \o/
37:00 <Doodle> /U\
37:00 <fawks> Lmao
37:00 <Doodle> there ya go Loof
37:00 <fawks> Big nappy
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <couleurs> Mine Too ;)
37:00 <Doodle> full as
37:00 <Doodle> a goog
37:00 <Loof> a gook
37:00 <fawks> A wut
37:00 <Doodle> googy egg
37:00 <fawks> oh ok
37:00 <fawks> Wut
37:00 <amsy> omg
37:00 <amsy> doodle
38:00 <fawks> sux
38:00 <fawks> Heeh
38:00 <amsy> mum always used to say googy egg
38:00 <Doodle> amsy
38:00 <Doodle> same
38:00 <Doodle> well
38:00 <Doodle> my mum
38:00 <fawks> Lol old fux
38:00 <amsy> and i would say "whats a googy egg?"
38:00 <Loof> mine did to till i shot her
38:00 <fawks> :/
38:00 <amsy> and she would say "an egg"
38:00 <amsy> it infuriated me
38:00 <Doodle> yeeee
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <Loof> mine would call me egghead
38:00 <fawks> I love how amsy takes 4 weeks to tell a story 
39:00 <Dugnuts> well congrats
39:00 <Doodle> jobby
39:00 <Dugnuts> you killed the chat
39:00 <Dugnuts> :P
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> next!
39:00 <TheRiddler> how about a sex therapist instead
39:00 <TheRiddler> :p
39:00 <Mew> i don't think i could ever hate sucking dick
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks mark!
39:00 <fawks> Its almost my favourite thing about her
39:00 <couleurs> amsy you're a good an egg
39:00 <amsy> lol i had some technical issues ok
39:00 <fawks> lol
39:00 <fawks> EVERYTIMS
39:00 <fawks> E
39:00 <Serenity> my mum said googy eggs
39:00 <Serenity> still does
39:00 <fawks> my mum.was normal 
39:00 <Loof> my mum said no eggs for u!!!
39:00 <fawks> LOL
39:00 <Doodle> lol some chick is having a go at me on another server, she thinks i am married
39:00 <Doodle> 'you act like a married guy'
39:00 <fawks> is it peach 
39:00 <amsy> lmao is it peach
39:00 <Doodle> no lol
39:00 <amsy> LOL
39:00 <amsy> bb
39:00 <fawks> ilu
39:00 <amsy> pls
39:00 <couleurs> is it apple
40:00 <partay> god bless Mew
40:00 <MrMark> no wucken forries!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, but an hour hour shift of sucking dick
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> my jaw would get sore 
40:00 <Doodle> waaah waaah waaah
40:00 <partay> Mew I'd let you suck my dick too
40:00 <Mew> LOL
40:00 <fawks> Faves
40:00 <Serenity> is doodle ebanging druidess
40:00 <fawks> he's ebanging everyone 
40:00 <Loof> u going to be on ViO live tonight fawks
40:00 <Serenity> what a whore
40:00 <fawks> What time
40:00 <Loof> 12
40:00 <Doodle> no
40:00 <fawks> Be on? No, listen yes
40:00 <fawks> Oh I'll prob be asleep
40:00 <Loof> k
40:00 <fawks> Tell him to msg me on Skype it might wake me
40:00 <fawks> Lol
40:00 <Loof> so happy about his new job
40:00 <fawks> Yah good on him
41:00 <Dugnuts> you mean you dont give your bf an hour session?
41:00 <Dugnuts> jeez
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> and to be enthusiastic  for 8 hours… yeah fuck that
41:00 <TheRiddler> yep
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i don't suck dick for an hour 
41:00 <Loof> he rules
41:00 <fawks> The title is so long though 
41:00 <fawks> Lol
41:00 <Loof> yeah ikr
41:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <TheRiddler> probably can suck 40 dicks in a hour
42:00 <Doodle> :o
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can?
42:00 <MrMark> i can suck cock for an hour
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
42:00 <TheRiddler> not me
42:00 <TheRiddler> I mean
42:00 <Mew> you'd be working for yourself Kate so you could choke on dick then go on a shopping spree, suck more cock, go to dinner, slobber on dong and then hit the town
42:00 <TheRiddler> in general
42:00 <Mew> fuck what a life
42:00 <Dugnuts> only doing things you love eh Mew?
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ mew
42:00 <Loof> anyway boobies
42:00 <Loof> and food
42:00 <Loof> and cats
42:00 <NoemZ> boobies!!
42:00 <NoemZ> somebody said boobies and my computer giggled!
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <Doodle> yeah where are my boob pics ladies
42:00 <amsy> ok
42:00 <Doodle> you've all seen enough
42:00 <NoemZ> ( o Y o )
42:00 <Serenity> amsy still owes us some
43:00 <Mew> exacri
43:00 <Dugnuts> :)
43:00 <Dugnuts> well isnt that everyone's dream?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, no.
43:00 <Mew> its gay if its yours
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <Dugnuts> i mean, doing what you love all day
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 mew
43:00 <Dugnuts> whatever that happens to be
43:00 <Mew> Oh lmao
43:00 <Mew> sorry haha
43:00 <Doodle> i reckon
43:00 <Loof> god i would cream
43:00 <amsy> what? no...
43:00 <fawks> :D
43:00 <fawks> She has lovely jubblies
43:00 <amsy> that was kates day
43:00 <Doodle> when she is feeling better
43:00 <stompin> bewbies out for the lads
43:00 <stompin> then im off to bed
43:00 <amsy> dont try to take the attention away from her pls
43:00 <NoemZ> *floomph*
43:00 <Serenity> well im making it amsys day
43:00 <amsy> lol :'(
43:00 <Serenity> pretty sure ive seen them anyway
43:00 <Loof> amsy is the hottiest and the snottiest
43:00 <Loof> :P
43:00 <fawks> Wut
43:00 <Doodle> i've seen enough of them to know i want to see more
43:00 <Doodle> i mean pardon
43:00 <Serenity> ahah
44:00 <Dugnuts> if sucking cock is your thing, nice
44:00 <amsy> what
44:00 <partay> Doodle don't look all innocent
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, the shopping part - sure
44:00 <Doodle> i am innocent
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think i could be a professional shopper / nuyer
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUYER 
44:00 <immutable> man I forgot my admin password
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah doodle totes ;)
44:00 <Dugnuts> its password
44:00 <partay> you're No. 1 on the cocklist 
44:00 <Doodle> see
44:00 <immutable> thanks dug
44:00 <Doodle> kate knows
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
44:00 <Dugnuts> np
44:00 <fawks> Lolol
44:00 <fawks> Ss
44:00 <amsy> lollll
44:00 <Serenity> god i want to eat all these mint leaves
44:00 <Loof> diabeetus
44:00 <fawks> Mm put them in tea 
45:00 <partay> chicks prefer doodle to any other doodle 
45:00 <Dugnuts> what muffled Mew?
45:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah naw party 
45:00 <Doodle> theres only one thing i know of that would muffle Mew
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> variety is the spice of life 
45:00 <partay> or make mer mumble at least
45:00 <Dugnuts> tacos?
45:00 <NoemZ> booby tea
45:00 <amsy> mint leaf lollies in tea?
45:00 <fawks> Oh
45:00 <Serenity> i think faux thought real mint leaves
45:00 <Serenity> hahah
45:00 <fawks> I thought she meant actual nint
45:00 <NoemZ> http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/my-eyes-are-up-here.jpg
45:00 <fawks> Mint
45:00 <fawks> Lol
45:00 <Loof> ninties
45:00 <Loof> god i want minties
46:00 <Doodle> bingo
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Eric Cartman As J. Lo - Taco Flavoured Kisses.mp3 (4.58MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:20)
46:00 <Dugnuts> i knew it
46:00 <Dugnuts> :D
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <partay> Mew has an asssortment of irc doodles
46:00 <TheRiddler> demons beating tigers
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had burritos tonight 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> delicous!
46:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
46:00 <Doodle> i had tacos
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <Dugnuts> ive recently perfected my burritos
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'm over tacos
46:00 <Serenity> yeahj you did
46:00 <TheRiddler> picard is going to come in whining
46:00 <Doodle> i hadnt had them in yonks
46:00 <amsy> what was the minties slogan again
46:00 <fawks> I broke one of me brackets with a mintie when I had braces 
46:00 <fawks> Dumbass
46:00 <fawks> Prob the worst thing to eat with braces
46:00 <NoemZ> we all bend the rules
46:00 <fawks> Lol
46:00 <Serenity> ITS MOMENTS LIKE THESE, YOU NEED MINTIES
46:00 <amsy> YES
46:00 <NoemZ> no, the worst thing is bubble gum, trust me
46:00 <NoemZ> THAT took a long time to sort out
46:00 <Loof> minties are way worse
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <Dugnuts> i coat the chicken strips in the taco seasoning
47:00 <Dugnuts> fry them for a bit until cooked
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo
47:00 <Dugnuts> then add water to get the sauce
47:00 <Dugnuts> so they end up a little crispy
47:00 <partay> Serenity also has irc Doodles but prefers irc boobs
47:00 <TheRiddler> meat tacos?
47:00 <Dugnuts> but also with the delicious sauce
47:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> get the cripsy chicken ones
47:00 <Serenity> i much prefer boobs
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
47:00 <TheRiddler> girl juice
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i prefer dick
47:00 <TheRiddler> sauce too
47:00 <Dugnuts> oh i make mine from scratch
47:00 <Doodle> dont we know it kate
47:00 <NoemZ> they warn us but WE DO NOT LISTEN
47:00 <fawks> Bubblegum won't break your braces
47:00 <NoemZ> did your teeth feel slimy when you got your braces off?
47:00 <fawks> Minties are hard as dicks
47:00 <NoemZ> no, but bubblegum will take a loooong time to get untangled from them. messy
47:00 <amsy> bb, primmy poo crack had a perfume spillage in her school bag one day and then like a week later she found a stray mintie and ate it and it was a perfume mintie
47:00 <amsy> i died
47:00 <fawks> LMAO
47:00 <Loof> when i was a kid the dentist said i has the most perfect teeth ever
47:00 <fawks> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH
48:00 <partay> i need to refresh my dick pics 
48:00 <Dugnuts> bleh
48:00 <Doodle> \o/
48:00 <Doodle> /U\
48:00 <Mew> Yoooure too big to fit in here
48:00 <Dugnuts> tigers are gonna flog it
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <Dugnuts> so BLEH
48:00 <Doodle> lol Mew
48:00 <Doodle> i was forced to watch that movie
48:00 <Doodle> a few times
48:00 <Dugnuts> ?
48:00 <Mew> omg what's that movie called
48:00 <Loof> what the fuck happened
48:00 <fawks> I died at primmy poo crack before I even read the entire story
48:00 <Loof> coffee probably
48:00 <Doodle> tf
48:00 <amsy> ahahaha
48:00 <fawks> Do yiu have that video of me lip syncing 
48:00 <Serenity> jeepers
48:00 <amsy> ummmm
48:00 <amsy> probably not
48:00 <fawks> Oh Craig wants it
49:00 <Dugnuts> what movie?
49:00 <Doodle> i cant remember
49:00 <Mew> I can only remember that song
49:00 <Doodle> some girly movie
49:00 <Doodle> with xtina applegate
49:00 <Dugnuts> ohhhh
49:00 <Doodle> when she had tits
49:00 <Mew> and diaz
49:00 <Dugnuts> is that the one with the girls
49:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
49:00 <Dugnuts> ok
49:00 <couleurs> hi amsy nice 2 c u 2 c u nice
49:00 <Dugnuts> so yeah
49:00 <Mew> yessss
49:00 <partay> sweetest thing
49:00 <Mew> YES
49:00 <Dugnuts> her and the brunette girl from... that thing where she kisses buffy
49:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah
49:00 <Mew> thx partay
49:00 <Dugnuts> thats it
49:00 <Doodle> yeh
49:00 <Doodle> mm
49:00 <fawks> I couldn't find it
49:00 <amsy> i empty folders n stuff
49:00 <amsy> :(
50:00 <Mew> Cruel intentions?
50:00 <Dugnuts> salma blair!
50:00 <amsy> hi cc nice 2 c u 2 1 2 hug
50:00 <Mew> I love that movie lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> baahahaha 
50:00 <Dugnuts> selma blair?
50:00 <Dugnuts> heh
50:00 <TheRiddler> hai amsy
50:00 <Dugnuts> who doesnt
50:00 <Dugnuts> goddamn
50:00 <Mew> yeah selma
50:00 <amsy> hey ash
50:00 <Doodle> hi amsypoos
50:00 <Dugnuts> that was every teenage boys fantasy
50:00 <TheRiddler> your team is winning atm
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo oo
50:00 <amsy> hey roodles
50:00 <Mew> Sarah Michelle getthefuckinme
50:00 <Doodle> how you feeling
50:00 <Dugnuts> mmmm
50:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah
50:00 <Dugnuts> *unf*
50:00 <amsy> shithouse
50:00 <fawks> Also pls check whatsapp for that pic he sent of the zoomed in baby face
50:00 <Loof> i just empty my nuts
50:00 <amsy> i saw it
50:00 <fawks> And tell me its not me IRL aka snapchat close up
50:00 <fawks> I cried
50:00 <amsy> also just like 546 messages when i woke up
50:00 <fawks> LOL
50:00 <fawks> Craig and I were watching footy
50:00 <fawks> He's like
50:00 <Loof> no idea what y'all on about
51:00 <TheRiddler> aww
51:00 <Doodle> :/
51:00 <couleurs> :oo
51:00 <couleurs> ;)0
51:00 <couleurs> 00000000D
51:00 <amsy> how are you?
51:00 <Doodle> good thx
51:00 <fawks> Were gonna smash u by 24 points
51:00 <fawks> And we won
51:00 <fawks> :D
51:00 <fawks> Suck it.
51:00 <stompin> u suck it
51:00 <amsy> lol 
51:00 <amsy> LOL that face
51:00 <fawks> Don't be vulgar
51:00 <Doodle> aw
51:00 <fawks> Whcih?
51:00 <Doodle> not even a little bit
51:00 <fawks> Lolll
52:00 <amsy> good :)
52:00 <Doodle> ^_^
52:00 <amsy> going out for dinner tonight
52:00 <amsy> cant even be fucked
52:00 <Doodle> ooo nice
52:00 <Doodle> pickled herring 4 erryone
52:00 <couleurs> ^____________________^
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOG!
52:00 <amsy> haha
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is going out for bog!
52:00 <Doodle> D:
52:00 <fawks> U are the exception 
52:00 <Doodle> lol yay
52:00 <fawks> DARLINNNNNG YOOUUUU ARREEEE
52:00 <Doodle> can i just say also that i smell awesome
52:00 <fawks> the only exception
52:00 <fawks> pics
52:00 <Doodle> of smell?
52:00 <fawks> Ye
52:00 <Serenity> what do you smell of
53:00 <amsy> its a pizza/pasta place i think
53:00 <couleurs> prizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> they'll have bog fo sure
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> if so, we want pics!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> (please)
53:00 <fawks> Poodle man's ballsballsak
53:00 <fawks> Uh
53:00 <fawks> Lol
53:00 <Doodle> oh gross
53:00 <Serenity> rofl
53:00 <fawks> But in English 
53:00 <amsy> ballsballsak
53:00 <fawks> Lmao
53:00 <Serenity> poodlemans ballsack smells like dog shampoo
53:00 <fawks> My phone does that its so annoying 
53:00 <Doodle> some smelly shit my sister gave me for xmas
53:00 <fawks> It doubles the word
53:00 <Doodle> its probably $2 from the chemist
53:00 <amsy> lmao
53:00 <Serenity> whats it caaaaallled
53:00 <amsy> goochi
53:00 <fawks> LOL
54:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
54:00 <Dugnuts> what
54:00 <Dugnuts> WHAT
54:00 <Dugnuts> you want pics of bog?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> bog is spam
54:00 <Doodle> i'll have the pizza pasta thanks
54:00 <Dugnuts> bog is poo
54:00 <Dugnuts> ITS POO
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> dug
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a bit fucking slow on the uptake 
54:00 <Dugnuts> they are called bog rolls for a reason
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> in amsy's neck of the woods, there is a canned ham called 'bog'
54:00 <stompin> hows poddlemans brothers porshe/
54:00 <fawks> deezel 4 mans
54:00 <Doodle> http://www.perfumesthailand.com/images/Succes%20De%20Paris%20%20Fujiyama%20Homme%20EDT.jpg
54:00 <Serenity> poodlemans brothers porshes second owners sister
54:00 <Doodle> he is selling it i think
54:00 <Serenity> ohh
54:00 <stompin> lol y
54:00 <fawks> Eheheh homme alwaysbmakes me laugh 
54:00 <Doodle> homme-o
54:00 <fawks> Lol
55:00 <Dugnuts> come on
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> KEEP UP or get the fuck out
55:00 <Dugnuts> oh stfu
55:00 <Dugnuts> first ive heard of this canned bs
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> how about, no?
55:00 <Doodle> mmm bog ham
55:00 <Doodle> marketing gold
55:00 <Dugnuts> im new here remember
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> no you're not
55:00 <Dugnuts> havent seen BOG before
55:00 <Dugnuts> thats your obsession
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… ok
55:00 <amsy> what
55:00 <Doodle> cos its crap obv
55:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> Wibbly wobbly jubbly wubblies
55:00 <TheDarkTruth> is it just me, or does it seem like an unreasonably long time since Ray Donovan finished? 
55:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> right in the pussy
56:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
56:00 <Dugnuts> apparently you eat bog
56:00 <amsy> i dont
56:00 <Dugnuts> which ive always known as poo
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd!
56:00 <couleurs> ^____________________^
56:00 <amsy> but it exists
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> I didn;t even say that
56:00 <partay> don't mention poo with mew around
56:00 <Doodle> oh
56:00 <Dugnuts> ?
56:00 <Doodle> you just did
56:00 <Dugnuts> why?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
56:00 <NoemZ> you leave that poor cat alon
56:00 <Serenity> lol i almost said whos this cock eater
56:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> your cock eater
56:00 <NoemZ> Serenity, you have a cock eater?
56:00 <Serenity> yeah you're my cock eater
56:00 <Serenity> NOT YOU
56:00 <Serenity> DetSnrSgtFranklins
56:00 <NoemZ> how do you get one of those?
56:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> om nom nom
57:00 <partay> Mew has a poo fetish... she has a poo story for evey occasion
57:00 <Dugnuts> next is sierra alpha golf
57:00 <Dugnuts> oh
57:00 <Mew> that's not a fetish its just unfortunate lmao
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <amsy> http://www.terina.no/getfile.php/Terina/Produktbilder/bog%20front.gif%20(150x210).jpg
57:00 <Serenity> you marry a gay guy
57:00 <NoemZ> lol
57:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> cockz for dayz
57:00 <NoemZ> can't do that, it's illegal
57:00 <Serenity> unlucky
57:00 <NoemZ> actually a woman can legally marry a gay guy. That's silly, isn't it? but a gay guy can't marry a gay guy
57:00 <DetSnrSgtFranklins> get one thats halfway
57:00 <NoemZ> something is wrong here
58:00 <Dugnuts> eww
58:00 <fawks> MEW
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Doodle> bog skinke
58:00 <fawks> I have another snapchatter for you
58:00 <Doodle> hot
58:00 <Mew> Foo
58:00 <Mew> woohoo
58:00 <Doodle> fawksypoos
58:00 <Mew> poo
58:00 <fawks> JusReign
58:00 <fawks> Go
58:00 <Serenity> people should me able to marry whoever they want
58:00 <Spadgemaster> agreed
58:00 <Spadgemaster> except trees
58:00 <fawks> should me
58:00 <Doodle> what if the other person is a paperclip
58:00 <Serenity> except animals and kids
59:00 <partay> fawks share
59:00 <fawks> Dewdel z
59:00 <fawks> :D
59:00 <Doodle> :)
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> fauxy
59:00 <fawks> I just shared
59:00 <fawks> K8m8!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup!
59:00 <fawks> Nada just got into bed like a lard
59:00 <fawks> N u
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was making my mum watch tiny kitchen videos before
59:00 <fawks> HAHA
59:00 <Dugnuts> at 10 on a friday??
59:00 <Dugnuts> come on
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> she was mesmerised  
59:00 <fawks> yeah I'm a nanna
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <fawks> Lolll I made dad watch them
59:00 <fawks> And he was yelling at me
59:00 <fawks> YOURE SICK
59:00 <Spadgemaster> ppl cant marry trees
59:00 <Serenity> hey look if you want to get it on with a paperclip
59:00 <Serenity> thats your bag
59:00 <fawks> paperclit
59:00 <Spadgemaster> doodle loves clippy
59:00 <Spadgemaster> the microsoft paperclip 
59:00 <fawks> The bush kangaroo
59:00 <Doodle> hi there, it looks like you're writing a suicide note. would you like help? *yes *no
59:00 <fawks> LOL
00:00 <fawks> WHAT IS THAT LITTLE KNIFE
00:00 <Dugnuts> tiny kitchen?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> she was like what the……
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:00 <Dugnuts> link meh
00:00 <fawks> OMG HE EVEN HAS A LITTLE STOVE
00:00 <fawks> WHAT IS THIS
00:00 <fawks> lmao
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES! LOL
00:00 <fawks> Hahhaahah
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> then we read the comments and laughed for about 15 mins
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> fun times
00:00 <fawks> https://youtu.be/dggL9VVSntc
00:00 <fawks> Dugnuts
00:00 <Serenity> rofl
00:00 <Serenity> ph dear
00:00 <fawks> ph
00:00 <Serenity> oh
00:00 <Spadgemaster> yes dear
00:00 <Serenity> NO
00:00 <Serenity> we're not old enough for dear anything
00:00 <Spadgemaster> no dear
00:00 <Serenity> well you might be
00:00 <Serenity> im not
00:00 <Spadgemaster> three fucking bags full dear
01:00 <Dugnuts> fawks
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqI0YFLAO0g
01:00 <fawks> Theres the link
01:00 <Dugnuts> thanks fawks
01:00 <fawks> Oh kate
01:00 <fawks> I linked another chick 
01:00 <Dugnuts> oh cute cooking
01:00 <fawks> Haha
01:00 <Dugnuts> wait
01:00 <Dugnuts> was that crackling?
01:00 <fawks> All her stuff is edible too
01:00 <fawks> So patient
01:00 <Dugnuts> not even a little
01:00 <Dugnuts> im a product of modern society
01:00 <fawks> Baraco barner
02:00 <Dugnuts> scissors with bacon?
02:00 <Dugnuts> what is this madness
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> it may help calm you the fuck down dug
02:00 <Dugnuts> out of the two of us, i am not the one that needs calming kate
02:00 <Doodle> loool
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97Z6E9Zk43I <--- faux mini pancakes!
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03:00 <NoemZ> my hubby was driving through the countryside the other day. He saw three dead crows on the road. He said that it looked like a murder.
03:00 <fawks> Lol my friend thought Merrick and Rosso were one person 
03:00 <fawks> Named American Rosso
03:00 <fawks> I'm like how did you not hear two voices
03:00 <fawks> so dumb 
04:00 <NoemZ> lol
04:00 <fawks> lolll
05:00 <Dugnuts> awww
05:00 <Dugnuts> thats so cute
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> the dude is all like ….. come back to mine and i'll cook you pancakes in the morning
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> you wake up to that :/
05:00 <partay> these bourbons are kicking in 
06:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 i prefer to be woken with a handjob
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's nice
06:00 <fawks> LOL 
06:00 <couleurs> ok Loof
06:00 <NoemZ> I'm still sailing on cosmo
07:00 <fawks> You get three specs of pancakes
07:00 <fawks> Uh..thanks guy
07:00 <Doodle> i wish my clock radio did handjobs
07:00 <fawks> WHAT IS THIS A MEAL FOR ANTS
07:00 <couleurs> can't chat, glee
07:00 <partay> Doodle market that.. you'll be a billionaire
07:00 <Doodle> indeed
07:00 <partay> and get fawks as the voice over 
07:00 <partay> this is where faux usually pounces on the drunks
08:00 <partay> "wake up big boy"
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLZ
08:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
08:00 <Dugnuts> heh
08:00 <Dugnuts> well that is cute
08:00 <amsy> awww pancakes sounds awesome
08:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaa
08:00 <Dugnuts> she even picks up a little bit wit hte fork
08:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
08:00 <fawks> What
08:00 <fawks> Wtf
08:00 <fawks> I can't believe its Saturday night 
08:00 <fawks> Feels like a weekday 
08:00 <fawks> Also I'm ready for bed
08:00 <Doodle> me too
08:00 <fawks> Goodnight 
08:00 <Doodle> lol fu
08:00 <fawks> Ehat
09:00 <Dugnuts> omg
09:00 <Dugnuts> she's a weeaboo
09:00 <fawks> I'm syainf goodnight 
09:00 <fawks> ..
09:00 <Doodle> i'm not going to bed
09:00 <NoemZ> what, no pouncing? aw
09:00 <fawks> I.am
09:00 <NoemZ> fine
09:00 <fawks> Lol
09:00 <Doodle> oh
09:00 <Doodle> ninis :)
09:00 <fawks> Night :)
10:00 <fawks> Lol
10:00 <fawks> Her accent makes me want to kill small children 
10:00 <Dugnuts> ...
10:00 <Dugnuts> what
10:00 <Serenity> bit rough
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Dugnuts> its some scandinavian country
10:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno norwegian, swedish
11:00 <Dugnuts> something like that
11:00 <Dugnuts> why does that make you want to kill children?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyone who does surprise eggs needs their voice box ripped out too
11:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDWxJEhWEAAgKq0.jpg:large
11:00 <couleurs> me n my mates
11:00 <Serenity> wtf are suprise eggs
12:00 <Dugnuts> wow
12:00 <Dugnuts> you guys
12:00 <Dugnuts> ahh, so you are the ugly one of the group huh?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> surprise eggs are like kinda suprise
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> kindersuprise
12:00 <Serenity> oh right
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> but like my little pony, and other annoying shit
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the peeps who make the vid (on youtube) have really annoying voices
13:00 <Dugnuts> oh
13:00 <Dugnuts> its a youtube thing
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
13:00 <Serenity> oh like stampy longnose who does minecraft vids
13:00 <Serenity> he needs to swallow some acid
13:00 <couleurs> i'm a thing
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> and that cunt pewety pie
13:00 <fawks> Pewdiepieeee
13:00 <fawks> He rules
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> annoying fuck
13:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
13:00 <Dugnuts> what
13:00 <Dugnuts> no
13:00 <Serenity> OH pewtie pieYUCK
14:00 <Dugnuts> so overrated
14:00 <fawks> I actually love how annoying he is
14:00 <fawks> lmao
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
14:00 <Dugnuts> did you see the south park he was in?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> no!
14:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
14:00 <Dugnuts> it was ridiculous
14:00 <Dugnuts> i think it was the last episode to come out
14:00 <fawks> His Mrs voice is like a razor blades to your nips
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> unfriended…. oooh the movie
14:00 <Dugnuts> i got sick of him after half a vid
14:00 <Doodle> [22:02] <NoemZ> my hubby was driving through the countryside the other day. He saw three dead crows on the road. He said that it looked like a murder.
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> i just saw that
14:00 <NoemZ> it is simultaneously funny and sad
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i feel yo' pain
15:00 <Dugnuts> ^5
15:00 <couleurs> i only saw the 1 with him and his gf she sounds like a 12 year old boy going thru puberty while blowing helium balloons
15:00 <Serenity> i wanna see that movie kate hah
15:00 <Dugnuts> classy
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEAH! 
15:00 <Doodle> poips
16:00 <Dugnuts> ?
16:00 <Dugnuts> what movie?
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you see it before me , let me know if it's worth it
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> unfriended
16:00 <Dugnuts> oh
16:00 <Dugnuts> havent heard of it
16:00 <Dugnuts> might go to avengers tomoz
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> well youtube it up
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
16:00 <Dugnuts> nah
16:00 <Dugnuts> sounds lame
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course it is!
17:00 <Serenity> all horror movie are lame
17:00 <Dugnuts> i barely use facebook
17:00 <Serenity> thats why theyre so good
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> it;s a horror / FB "new genre" filmed all online 
17:00 <Dugnuts> i dont wanna watch a movie set around it
17:00 <Dugnuts> oh
17:00 <Dugnuts> i hate horror movies
17:00 <Dugnuts> they are so predictable
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, not all!
17:00 <Dugnuts> they are only good when you have a girl, coz she always snuggles up and gets all scared and hides in you
17:00 <Dugnuts> and everyone knows, a scared girl is a receptive girl
17:00 <Dugnuts> :P
17:00 <Serenity> pfff
18:00 <Serenity> im a girl
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
18:00 <Serenity> i dont get scared
18:00 <Dugnuts> well congrats
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do… just the suspense then i'm like oh lame
18:00 <fawks> I used to get really scared but I think I'm desensitised cos the last 5+ "scary" movies I watched have been gay as fuck
18:00 <fawks> Like yawnfest
18:00 <Serenity> either that or theyre just shit
18:00 <couleurs> Hi MsJellybean is their a MrJellybean ;)
19:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
19:00 <Serenity> i havent seen a decent scary movie in years
19:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
19:00 <Dugnuts> once youve seen enough
19:00 <Dugnuts> they get way too predictable
19:00 <fawks> Like the exorcism of Emily rose 3937383 peoole told me it was the scariest shit to them
19:00 <fawks> I watched it and laughed so hard
19:00 <fawks> When he woke up and found her all contorted on the floor
19:00 <Dugnuts> i havent had a movie scare me since i was 17
19:00 <Dugnuts> it sucked
19:00 <fawks> I cried laughing for like 20 mins
19:00 <NoemZ> yeah, her brother
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <fawks> the last scary movie I saw that genuinely freaked me out was the conjuring lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i heard that is scary
20:00 <fawks> But it was 2am and i was alone 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh - yeah good work
20:00 <fawks> I paused it every 10 mins
20:00 <Serenity> we saw the conjuring at the cinema
20:00 <fawks> And then had to watch futurama so I could sleep
20:00 <Serenity> this big bikie looking dude behind us kept jumping and gasping
20:00 <Serenity> haha
20:00 <fawks> LOL
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> my friend said she watched it - went to bed then woke up at the time that shit happens in the movie
20:00 <Doodle> osnap
20:00 <MsJellybean> Only one jellybean :)
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can't remember the time… 
21:00 <amsy> i dont like horror
21:00 <Dugnuts> the last one i liked even a little was the first umm, goddamnit
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> but she freaked out lol 
21:00 <Dugnuts> jigsaw is the bad guy?
21:00 <Serenity> saw..
21:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity
21:00 <Dugnuts> thats the last one i liked
21:00 <Serenity> i liked the first 2
21:00 <Serenity> the rest were kinda shit
21:00 <Dugnuts> just coz it was different to anything else at the time
21:00 <Dugnuts> then they had to fuck it up with sequels
21:00 <Doodle> what flavour are you MsJellybean
22:00 <Serenity> saw was really original at the time it came out
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
22:00 <Dugnuts> yu[
22:00 <Dugnuts> yup
22:00 <Serenity> thats why it was so popular because nothing like it had ever been done
22:00 <Serenity> it was great
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> what movie?
22:00 <Serenity> saw
22:00 <StrykerX> It's overdone now.
22:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
22:00 <Serenity> theres like 7 of them now?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> now there are like 909879 
22:00 <StrykerX> The first couple were good
22:00 <StrykerX> Then it got repetitive
22:00 <MsJellybean> Haha what ever flavour you want me to be
23:00 <Serenity> up to about the 3rd one
23:00 <StrykerX> Yup
23:00 <Serenity> the storyline had potential but they just drew it out too long
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
23:00 <StrykerX> Trying to make too much cash out of it
23:00 <StrykerX> Fucked themselves
23:00 <Dugnuts> i felt that way after the 2nd
23:00 <Serenity> yeah they got greedy
23:00 <couleurs> prizza
23:00 <Doodle> deep heat
24:00 <Dugnuts> hell i couldnt sit through the whole 2nd one
24:00 <fawks> I tried watching the first one the other day
24:00 <Serenity> the second one i think it was
24:00 <Doodle> http://content.toptenhen.com/1df23154-4364-462c-ba9f-aa862e0de376_179850.jpg
24:00 <fawks> But the audio was horrible 
24:00 <fawks> So I stopped 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't even think i saw the second one
24:00 <Serenity> with that pit of syringes?
24:00 <Serenity> that made me feel sick
24:00 <Dugnuts> its only good when you watch it the first time
24:00 <Dugnuts> after that you know
24:00 <Immutable> fuck you windows
24:00 <fawks> Lol doodle
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you are the best!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Dugnuts> in soviet russia, windows fucks you!
24:00 <Doodle> keke
24:00 <Immutable> err orange is my favourite
25:00 <Serenity> i was gonna watch babadook cause its on netflix but faux n doodle said its shit
25:00 <Doodle> it is shit
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh that's the aussie one
25:00 <Dugnuts> i saw paul for the first time the other day
25:00 <Dugnuts> that was funny
25:00 <Doodle> well its ok up until about the last 20 mins
25:00 <Serenity> i enjoyed paul
25:00 <Doodle> then it goes to shit
25:00 <Doodle> [22:25] <Serenity> i enjoyed paul <- dont we fucking know it
25:00 <Serenity> shoosh you
25:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <Dugnuts> do we?
25:00 <Doodle> its her husbands name
25:00 <Dugnuts> lay off mang
25:00 <Serenity> its my husbands name
25:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
25:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, I need to register for Netflix
25:00 <Dugnuts> ok
25:00 <Dugnuts> well
25:00 <Dugnuts> the movie
25:00 <amsy> lmao
26:00 <StrykerX> Now my plan is "compatible"
26:00 <Serenity> StrykerX netflix and hola..
26:00 <Dugnuts> have you seen it?
26:00 <Serenity> ive been glued to nf for a week straight
26:00 <stebie> poor daz
26:00 <Dugnuts> wisecracking alien?
26:00 <Serenity> yes i have.
26:00 <StrykerX> Apparently cause I was an old plan.. I couldn't get unmetered
26:00 <Dugnuts> british nerds who go to comocon
26:00 <Dugnuts> comicon
26:00 <Serenity> lol i wasnt talking about my husband rofl
26:00 <Dugnuts> heh
26:00 <Dugnuts> well yeah
26:00 <stebie> your multi is already pooped
26:00 <StrykerX> Yup
26:00 <Immutable> what the hell
26:00 <Dugnuts> this crazy girl i had around suggested it
26:00 <StrykerX> Cunts
26:00 <Dugnuts> dled it in 5 mins
26:00 <Dugnuts> watched it
26:00 <Dugnuts> pretty good
26:00 <Immutable> you have a husband?
26:00 <StrykerX> Should go down and set fire to their bus as they leave
26:00 <Serenity> ...
26:00 <fawks> He babadook was ridiculously slow
26:00 <Serenity> welcome to 3 years ago Immutable
26:00 <fawks> The*
26:00 <amsy> prizza and deep heat flavoures jelly beans
26:00 <amsy> flavoured*
26:00 <Doodle> bliss
27:00 <StrykerX> loll @ Immutable 
27:00 <fawks> Nothing happened abd I hate their stupid accents
27:00 <fawks> Even though they're aussie
27:00 <fawks> LOL
27:00 <Serenity> i might have to watch it anyway
27:00 <fawks> and I wanted the little boy to get murdered 
27:00 <Immutable> and you still mess around?
27:00 <Doodle> i wanted to punch the mother the whole way through the movie
27:00 <fawks> I'm like WHY ARENT U DEAD YET
27:00 <fawks> sez watch Identity 
27:00 <Serenity> i mess around?
27:00 <Serenity> rofl what
27:00 <fawks> http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0309698/
28:00 <fawks> Really doodke
28:00 <fawks> I wanted to stab the boy
28:00 <fawks> Lmao
28:00 <fawks> He was annoying as fuck
28:00 <Serenity> ohh i will have a look at that
28:00 <fawks> Stupid hyperactive fuck
28:00 <Doodle> he was an a grade turd
28:00 <StrykerX> stebie, if my other picks come in
28:00 <StrykerX> Which I doubt
28:00 <StrykerX> I'll get my $$ back
28:00 <Serenity> i like john cisak
28:00 <Serenity> cusak
28:00 <fawks> Balsak
28:00 <Serenity> knweasdfsdz
28:00 <Serenity> cusack
28:00 <fawks> yeah identity was sick
28:00 <Immutable> Serenity, I forgot my windows admin password
29:00 <Serenity> and?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fail
29:00 <Immutable> suck my dick
29:00 <Serenity> who am i messing around with? rofl
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
29:00 <Immutable> I don't know
29:00 <fawks> don't be vulgar
29:00 <Serenity> well u said it
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> how many stars faux?
29:00 <fawks> There are women present.
29:00 <fawks> What stars
29:00 <Dugnuts> aww no Liinda tonight
29:00 <Serenity> im glad you said women and not ladies
29:00 <couleurs> ;p
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> for the movie 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> you just linked
30:00 <fawks> Ohhh
30:00 <fawks> I'd say 4
30:00 <fawks> I liked it
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> out of 5?
30:00 <fawks> you have to think heaps though 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
30:00 <fawks> So maybe 3.5 for making me use me brain
30:00 <fawks> Lmao
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <fawks> Yeah out of 5
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome!
30:00 <Serenity> god im cold
30:00 <TheRiddler> amsy your team won
31:00 <Serenity> excellent
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> cold hearted?
31:00 <fawks> I woke up last night to put a second pair of socks ob
31:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get that all the time :P
31:00 <fawks> OMG 
31:00 <StrykerX> :>
31:00 <fawks> ALL DAY
31:00 <fawks> TODAY
31:00 <fawks> I heard this buzzing 
31:00 <fawks> Ans I thought it was comibg from outside 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> vibrator?
31:00 <StrykerX> Forgot to turn off vibe?
31:00 <fawks> It was driving me INSANE 
31:00 <fawks> like i was  near tears
31:00 <fawks> And I had left my vacuum out
31:00 <fawks> To do my room this morning 
31:00 <couleurs> <simba> DemonsCum
31:00 <HoikeyPoikey> ewwww
32:00 <fawks> Turns out it was on...
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLZ
32:00 <fawks> The lowest setting
32:00 <Serenity> loll......
32:00 <StrykerX> ...
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow!
32:00 <fawks> when I turned off the power point 
32:00 <fawks> The buzzing stopped
32:00 <fawks> and I was like OMG RELIEF
32:00 <StrykerX> It still buzzed?
32:00 <StrykerX> Oright
32:00 <fawks> now for my elec bill..
32:00 <fawks> lll
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> woot woot!
32:00 <fawks> Also
33:00 <fawks> My front door was open
33:00 <fawks> Like not wide open but wasn't pushed shut
33:00 <fawks> Lucky no one murdered me last night 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
33:00 <StrykerX> I love how some appliances hold power in capacitors and shit
33:00 <StrykerX> You turn them off and they keen running
33:00 <StrykerX> HAUNTED
33:00 <MrMark> creamy!!!
33:00 <StrykerX> MrMark, have you met Picard?
33:00 <MrMark> no
33:00 <StrykerX> He's right up your street mate.
34:00 <Dugnuts> who here watches redvsblue
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds lame
34:00 <StrykerX> Not for years, Dugnuts
34:00 <fawks> lol
34:00 <Dugnuts> it got good
34:00 <StrykerX> Like, since highschool
34:00 <Dugnuts> they do their own mocap sutff
34:00 <Dugnuts> stuff
34:00 <fawks> Was is it
34:00 <fawks> What*
34:00 <Dugnuts> pretty awesome fight scenese
34:00 <Dugnuts> scenes
34:00 <Dugnuts> its machinima
34:00 <StrykerX> Interesting
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks dug
34:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> i love rock n roll so put another dime in the juke box baby
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can stop typing now
35:00 <Dugnuts> well if you dont know what that means theres no point explaining more
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
35:00 <Dugnuts> well you arent the only bitch around here katatonic_kate01
35:00 <Dugnuts> other people may want to know
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, no one did
35:00 <TheRiddler> red vs blue is funny
35:00 <Dugnuts> oh look
35:00 <TheRiddler> so is strangerhood
35:00 <MrMark> im a bitch
35:00 <Dugnuts> heh
36:00 <Serenity> i wish i had a bucket of popcorn from the cinema
36:00 <Dugnuts> they do their own completely animated thing called RWBY
36:00 <Dugnuts> its pretty good
36:00 <Dugnuts> again, awesome fight scenes
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> microwave some?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> or get some?
36:00 <Serenity> NO i want cinema popcorn
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <Dugnuts> just cook it and add butter
36:00 <Serenity> .. no
36:00 <Dugnuts> its even better than cinema popcorn then
36:00 <Serenity> is not
36:00 <Dugnuts> BETTER
36:00 <HoikeyPoikey> yeah
36:00 <HoikeyPoikey> cool then
37:00 <Dugnuts> have you ever done it?
37:00 <Serenity> .
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> get a small popcorn maker similar to those cinema 1s
37:00 <Serenity> yes i have cooked popcorn
37:00 <StrykerX> Just go down and buy some
37:00 <Dugnuts> with butter
37:00 <StrykerX> Then come back home
37:00 <StrykerX> CINEMA POPCORN
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
37:00 <Dugnuts> the butter is the important part
37:00 <TheRiddler> I think they have them at kmart or target
37:00 <Serenity> im not dragging kids down the cinema lol
37:00 <Dugnuts> so leave them at home
37:00 <StrykerX> Paul's not home?
37:00 <Dugnuts> they should be in bed anyway
37:00 <TheRiddler> if you go now you could watch avengers 2
37:00 <couleurs> dat's my middel naem
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
38:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/0OwtGTjs9WY
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Error: Unknown error
38:00 <Dugnuts> do they still do an 11 oclock session?
38:00 <Dugnuts> awww
38:00 <Serenity> no StrykerX
38:00 <StrykerX> Bugger
38:00 <StrykerX> Scrap that then
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> only ya mum does the 11 pm session dug
38:00 <TheRiddler> belmont > cannington cinemas btw
38:00 <Serenity> its 8:30 on a friday Dugnuts why should they be in bed
38:00 <Dugnuts> thanks for talking about my dead mother katatonic_kate01
38:00 <Dugnuts> i appreciate that
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's ok
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
38:00 <HoikeyPoikey> yer
38:00 <HoikeyPoikey> monkey farts
39:00 <StrykerX> Oh god
39:00 <TheRiddler> cannington constantly has mice problems
39:00 <StrykerX> Bottom of the barrell
39:00 <TheRiddler> there's a 930 session at the belmont
39:00 <HoikeyPoikey> lets all talk about Bruce Jenner whoever the fuck he is
40:00 <Dugnuts> coz this is #melbourne so i assume you are in melbourne where its 22:40
40:00 <StrykerX> Bed shortly
40:00 <Dugnuts> silly me
40:00 <StrykerX> Annoyed with Tigers
41:00 <Dugnuts> fuck them
41:00 <StrykerX> Demons slaughtered em
41:00 <Dugnuts> oh
41:00 <Dugnuts> wrong game
41:00 <Serenity> hardly anyone here is from melbourne
41:00 <StrykerX> AFL
41:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
41:00 <Serenity> pre sure youve been told this before
41:00 <Maurice> Coz Melb sucks
41:00 <TheRiddler> everyone left melb
41:00 <Dugnuts> and i still dont remember where you are from
41:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/zM73Nh1imyM
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Redneck chili cookoff interview Views: 25,123 Uploader: Codi Vega Uploaded: Apr 19, 2015 Duration: 0m6s Rating: 4.92
41:00 <TheRiddler> or never lived there
41:00 <NoemZ> she, apparently
41:00 <couleurs> Ok
41:00 <Doodle> she's a top bloke
41:00 <HoikeyPoikey> good for it
42:00 <TheRiddler> or they live 100kms 
42:00 <Serenity> ok
42:00 <StrykerX> My eyes keep watering, I need the eyedrops.. Maybe I should book into the doct.. OH WAIT, I'm sorry
42:00 <StrykerX> Some junkie burnt it down to cover their tracks raiding stock.
42:00 <Serenity> i love putting eye drops in
42:00 <Serenity> cold from the fridge
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
42:00 <couleurs> he's a bloodey shiela
43:00 <Serenity> mmm
43:00 <StrykerX> Apparently I've got dry eyes
43:00 <StrykerX> Which causes them to water
43:00 <TheRiddler> there's no 24hr chemist?
43:00 <StrykerX> It burnt down too
43:00 <StrykerX> Same building
43:00 <TheRiddler> ouch
43:00 <TheRiddler> no supermarket?
43:00 <StrykerX> Country town living fail
43:00 <MrMark> i just swallowed 4 panadeine after  a bottle of vodka...
43:00 <HoikeyPoikey> didnt he have to become a poofter first though?
43:00 <NoemZ> no, some people are just born with female brain wiring
43:00 <NoemZ> so, actually technically female but in a guy's body
43:00 <HoikeyPoikey> yer but he hasnt got a pussy lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> some supermarkets stay open to 11 on fridays
44:00 <StrykerX> Good job MrMark 
44:00 <StrykerX> Don't call the ambo's
44:00 <StrykerX> Waste of resources
44:00 <TheRiddler> is there a hospital?
44:00 <Serenity> take 4 more
44:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
44:00 <StrykerX> Then if you're still awake
44:00 <StrykerX> A further 4.
44:00 <TheRiddler> emergency
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <NoemZ> so?
44:00 <HoikeyPoikey> well he would be a poofter right?
44:00 <HoikeyPoikey> if he thinks he a woman?
44:00 <NoemZ> sexual orientation is who you go to bed WITH. gender identity is who you go to bed AS
44:00 <NoemZ> they're actually two different things
44:00 <HoikeyPoikey> yeah but hes only got a bumhole and a schlong and thinks hes a woman
44:00 <NoemZ> so, a trans woman attracted to guys is actually straight
45:00 <Serenity> emergence for dry eyes
45:00 <StrykerX> TheRiddler, nearest hospital is Sunshine
45:00 <Serenity> are you reading what youre typing lol
45:00 <StrykerX> I'd rather suffer till tomorrow
45:00 <StrykerX> Not to mention, hitting the hospital for dry eyes, they will send me away
45:00 <Dugnuts> wow
45:00 <TheRiddler> supermarkets have eyedrops tho not sure about convience stores
45:00 <Dugnuts> you realise you are literally telling another human being to kill themselves right?
45:00 <TheRiddler> sunshine?
45:00 <HoikeyPoikey> ummm
45:00 <NoemZ> female brain wiring = female
45:00 <HoikeyPoikey> yeh but im talking about bits?
45:00 <HoikeyPoikey> unless he became a lesbian woman
45:00 <HoikeyPoikey> thats interesting
45:00 <NoemZ> I know this is confusing to a lot of people, but gender identity is a brain thing, and actually isn't necessarily related to your bits
45:00 <HoikeyPoikey> yeh yeh im not saying its not
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't bother explaining...
45:00 <partay> he said he's not gay
45:00 <HoikeyPoikey> just trying to understand the "bits" issue
46:00 <TheRiddler> ohh that 1
46:00 <fawks> Speaking of annoying YouTube voices 
46:00 <fawks> https://youtu.be/9_k3T3o2il0
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: TATTOO CONCEALER - FIRST IMPRESSION FRIDAY Views: 3,326,858 Uploader: grav3yardgirl Uploaded: Oct 10, 2014 Duration: 9m4s Rating: 4.82
46:00 <TheRiddler> I've been there
46:00 <Serenity> you're a little soft arent you Dugnuts
46:00 <StrykerX> Western Hospital
46:00 <StrykerX> Technically in St Albans
46:00 <TheRiddler> they have a chemist store dont they
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <StrykerX> Yeah. Shuts @ 5.30
46:00 <Dugnuts> some issues get to me
46:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
46:00 <Dugnuts> i know people who committed suicide
46:00 <Dugnuts> so that gets to me
46:00 <Serenity> hes in a town that spretty much like bunbury ash
46:00 <Serenity> hes not gonna die until tomorrow with dry eyes
46:00 <StrykerX> Yep. :<
46:00 <TheRiddler> tho by the time you get there you might awell goto the sunshine shopping centre
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> people are just fucking ignorant fucks, basically
46:00 <partay> he's still attracted to women
46:00 <NoemZ> brain wiring doesn't match the bits
46:00 <partay> so in essence he's a lesbian
46:00 <NoemZ> if she's a transwoman and attracted to women then technically she's gay
46:00 <HoikeyPoikey> well there you have it
46:00 <NoemZ> isn't life fun?
46:00 <partay> he's gay gay
46:00 <Serenity> [8:45pm] <HoikeyPoikey> yeh but im talking about bits? - your biological bits refer to your sex. not your gender identity
47:00 <TheRiddler> what town?
47:00 <Serenity> do you think hes gonna tell us in here
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh
47:00 <StrykerX> loll
47:00 <StrykerX> No chance mate.
47:00 <StrykerX> However, it's around a 45 min drive to the city.
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux - can you kill that bitch please (youtube)
47:00 <TheRiddler> is westward or southish
47:00 <HoikeyPoikey> nah she is a gay woman?
47:00 <partay> he is a gay woman
47:00 <HoikeyPoikey> yes
47:00 <NoemZ> she is a gay woman
47:00 <partay> thats what you get from hanging around those stupid moles 
47:00 <NoemZ> actually physical gender has a lot to do with hormones. Most transition is done with hormones
48:00 <StrykerX> Via freeway
48:00 <fawks> Lmao
48:00 <fawks> The way she speaks is hnngg
48:00 <TheRiddler> bacchus marsch
48:00 <fawks> Can't believe she's so popular 
48:00 <fawks> She makes a shittonne of money
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want to punch her
48:00 <Serenity> dunno why everyone has to push labels for everything anyway
48:00 <HoikeyPoikey> but no lesbos would have him they don't want schlongs
48:00 <Serenity> let people be who they wanna be, fuck whoever they want to fuck
48:00 <Serenity> who cares
49:00 <TheRiddler> I hate the high pitched voices
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that her normal voice… it's like she is yelling
49:00 <StrykerX> Even if you guessed right, I'd never admit you're right
49:00 <fawks> Normal
49:00 <fawks> LOL
49:00 <StrykerX> However, I do have my eye on Bacchus Marsh
49:00 <fawks> there's another chick I love
49:00 <StrykerX> Who, have their own hospital btw.
49:00 <fawks> Madeyewlook is her YouTube 
49:00 <fawks> Lexy
49:00 <TheRiddler> yes
49:00 <fawks> But her voice bugs me
49:00 <StrykerX> That only takes locals
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
49:00 <TheRiddler> I hear it's a decent place
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and her teeth
49:00 <NoemZ> yeah, too many people are seriously hung up about gender
49:00 <NoemZ> in the end, it's the person you love
49:00 <partay> yah they do...i love vag 
49:00 <Spadgemaster> whos a lesbo
49:00 <Spadgemaster> im part lesbo
49:00 <HoikeyPoikey> so you would be ok at the gym with a guy walking around nude in the ladies showers?
50:00 <TheRiddler> better than melton
50:00 <StrykerX> Apparently it's good
50:00 <TheRiddler> atleast
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <StrykerX> Melton has a hospital?
50:00 <stebie> StrykerX, sunbury? D:
50:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember
50:00 <StrykerX> That'd need 24h security guards
50:00 <StrykerX> Junkies galore
50:00 <StrykerX> stebie, nah.. Too much of a hole for me.
50:00 <TheRiddler> no it doesn't
50:00 <stebie> lol
50:00 <fawks> Kate watch this https://youtu.be/kiSWi6VmROc
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Old Lady Lex (Old Age) Makeup Tutorial (NO PROSTHETICS/NO LATEX) Views: 701,030 Uploader: Madeyewlook Uploaded: Jan 13, 2015 Duration: 5m54s Rating: 4.98
50:00 <fawks> She's amazing 
50:00 <TheRiddler> is it bendigo
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… i won't be watching that cunt again!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
50:00 <HoikeyPoikey> im be perfectly fine with nude ladies walking around in ours lol
50:00 <NoemZ> if you're actually talking about transwomen, then yes
50:00 <NoemZ> I share a bathroom with a transwoman every Wednesday, lol
50:00 <HoikeyPoikey> with a dick?
50:00 <NoemZ> yes
50:00 <NoemZ> this is what a lot of people don't get: transwomen are women, just born in the wrong body
50:00 <HoikeyPoikey> ive never seen it nakes woman in the mens
50:00 <NoemZ> they're not men in drag. They're women.
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> in appropiate !
51:00 <TheRiddler> tho that's probably too far north and off the highway
51:00 <StrykerX> Bendigo to Melbourne in 45 min?
51:00 <StrykerX> LOL
51:00 <StrykerX> If you drive around 180km/h, sure!
51:00 <TheRiddler> it's rockbank is it
51:00 <StrykerX> Neg
51:00 <TheRiddler> my gosh that place
51:00 <NoemZ> transwomen are not "pervs" trying to prey on women. They're women.
51:00 <NoemZ> so many ppl are confused about this
51:00 <partay> i bet he's hung like a stallion too
51:00 <HoikeyPoikey> yeah but like Jenner hes a gay woman?
51:00 <Immortality> i'm back!
51:00 <Serenity> their dick is irrelevant it just so happens to be something they were born with
51:00 <HoikeyPoikey> so is attracted to women?
51:00 <Maurice> Thats because so many people are fucking dense
51:00 <Serenity> like someone born with an extra finder
52:00 <TheRiddler> deerpark
52:00 <TheRiddler> springvale
52:00 <Serenity> lol
52:00 <Serenity> he clearly doesnt want where he lives mentioned in here n stebie n riddler are all IS IT HERE
52:00 <TheRiddler> wait is that east or west name
52:00 <Maurice> FINDER
52:00 <Serenity> finger rofl
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah, it's inappropriate to be walking around a gym locker room naked
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> regardless of gender
52:00 <Maurice> What if it's Eric Northman, is it ok then?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> who the fuck does that
52:00 <Maurice> Coz I'd say yes
52:00 <Serenity> men do kate rofl
52:00 <partay> no we dont
52:00 <partay> wtf
52:00 <Maurice> Only guys with small dicks don't flaunt it
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… no idea what the men do in their gym locker room....
53:00 <TheRiddler> there's a nother spring 1 near deer park I think
53:00 <AzzA> melbourne
53:00 <TheRiddler> alot of new development there
53:00 <StrykerX> You clearly have no clue about Melbourne
53:00 <StrykerX> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah she is pretty awesome fawksy
53:00 <StrykerX> Deer Park and Springvale are SUBURBS
53:00 <StrykerX> Not TOWNS
53:00 <fawks> The first minute with her old lady voice was death 
53:00 <fawks> Lmao
53:00 <Serenity> ok calm down partay show us your willy instead
53:00 <Maurice> You should find out katatonic_kate01 and report back ;)
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get the creepy guys in the fucking sauna 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> wearing dick stickers *shudders*
53:00 <Maurice> What about in the regular sauna
53:00 <Serenity> dick stickers?
53:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <fawks> But she's brilliant 
54:00 <fawks> So talented
54:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
54:00 <AzzA> sringvale in melbourne has a 24 hour maccas that all the lebos with their fueh sick supras go to fight
54:00 <AzzA> fuleh*
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <HoikeyPoikey> dick stickers?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> in speedos
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> swimmers that stick to yo' dick
54:00 <HoikeyPoikey> ahhh budgie smuggler
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> same deal
54:00 <NoemZ> my friend "tucks" in her swimmers. You wouldn't know ;-)
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… ok then ;)
55:00 <TheRiddler> oh eys
55:00 <TheRiddler> oops
55:00 <StrykerX> True that, AzzA
55:00 <StrykerX> If not there, Bell St Maccas
55:00 <AzzA> its sort of inbetween box hill and frankston
55:00 <StrykerX> Cnr Bell St and St Georges Rd
55:00 <Serenity> i wonder if steve hangs out there
55:00 <StrykerX> Cunt prolly lives there
55:00 <AzzA> springvale road is pretty long tbh
55:00 <Serenity> loll
55:00 <StrykerX> Running that glory hole in the mens
55:00 <Serenity> id bang a chick with a dong
55:00 <partay> Serenity youd love ladybois
55:00 <Serenity> not asian ones
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> would be interesting 
56:00 <TheRiddler> I only remember the supermarket there
56:00 <AzzA> wiping his chin with all of the Mcserviettes
56:00 <TheRiddler> because I would go pass it to work
56:00 <StrykerX> Yup
56:00 <stebie> Serenity, where's the fun with complying with his wishes? :P
56:00 <stebie> *with=in
56:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
56:00 <AzzA> hai nerdygirl :P
56:00 <nerdygirl> heya 
56:00 <Serenity> but a pretty looking chick with a big fat dong
56:00 <Doodle> :/
56:00 <Serenity> hell yeah
56:00 <Doodle> sarah
56:00 <Serenity> what
56:00 <Serenity> WHAT ROBERT
56:00 <Doodle> nothing
56:00 <bonky> What about a dude in a frock?
56:00 <HoikeyPoikey> hahaha
57:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin?
57:00 <AzzA> dammit ash is always too quick for me on the greetings
57:00 <StrykerX> The big question.. Is nerdygirl really nerdy?
57:00 <TheRiddler> do you have a gf/bf? :p
57:00 <Serenity> bigger question, is she really a girl
57:00 <nerdygirl> does it matter?
57:00 <StrykerX> Secondary question, is it really female?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics?
57:00 <TheRiddler> not really lol
57:00 <StrykerX> It's prolly Picards alter ego
57:00 <nerdygirl> exactly 
57:00 <AzzA> biggest question, do you fuck on first dates? :P
57:00 <Serenity> whats a dude in a dress going to do for me
57:00 <bonky> No way in hell I'm wearing speedos
57:00 <Spadgemaster> she wants boozies
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure why some men wear them?
57:00 <HoikeyPoikey> what about a man with boozies?
57:00 <bonky> They can be grown
57:00 <bonky> Because they're insane
58:00 <TheRiddler> just interested 
58:00 <Serenity> does your dad own a brewery
58:00 <StrykerX> AzzA doesn't care for gender
58:00 <TheRiddler> we know so little about you
58:00 <stebie> lol StrykerX
58:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, Kevin Bloody Wilson :D
58:00 <AzzA> gender is only a few inches difference
58:00 <stebie> as long as you put out, gender is no obstacle...
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ azza
58:00 <Serenity> its all the same from behind
58:00 <nerdygirl> lol 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <StrykerX> That was a bad line in here stebie
58:00 <StrykerX> MrMark will PM you
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> grew that
58:00 <bonky> That is the only conclusion I can arrive at
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> thew**
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> T R E W 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah out PM wears them, enough said
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
58:00 <bonky> Look everybody.. I HAVE A PENIS!
58:00 <bonky> Duh
59:00 <stebie> uhoh
59:00 <stebie> /clear
59:00 <StrykerX> If he's not dead from Panadeine and Vodka
59:00 <AzzA> its only gay if your balls touch
59:00 <TheRiddler> wear a wig and make high pitch squealling
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <StrykerX> It's only gay if you're taking it apparently.
59:00 <stebie> my balls always touch
59:00 <stebie> am i gay?!
59:00 <Serenity> pff i banged like 4 mersyndol after drinking a bottle of vodka 4 panadeine wont hurt the sook
59:00 <bonky> My balls are touching.. :\
59:00 <AzzA> i banged 4......no one will belive that story :(
59:00 <Doodle> crikey
59:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I might get some titts
59:00 <HoikeyPoikey> just for something to do
59:00 <bonky> There was some guy who installed implants as part of a dare?
59:00 <partay> Serenity's pierced nipples would do the trick
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey bonky :D
00:00 <StrykerX> You have 4 hands?
00:00 <bonky> Morning.. oh wait.. still evening!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> nana nap?
00:00 <stebie> AzzA, she said like 4... could be any number
00:00 <bonky> No i've been busy on the other computer
00:00 <AzzA> StrykerX can you lend a couple? 
00:00 <bonky> I did fall asleep at work though
00:00 <StrykerX> Right, I'm buggered.. 
00:00 <StrykerX> Peace out
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
00:00 <Serenity> like 4 but it was really 7
00:00 <stebie> later dazballs
00:00 <Maurice> Wang doodles eating oompa loompas
00:00 <bonky> And kept them for an inordinately long time
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> implants where?
00:00 <HoikeyPoikey> fake titts just arent the same though really
00:00 <bonky> Actually no, I think it was actually a bet he lost.. if I remember correctly
01:00 <Serenity> night dazzle
01:00 <AzzA> stk v carl? wh wins?
01:00 <AzzA> who wins?
01:00 <stebie> no-one
01:00 <stebie> both losers
01:00 <stebie> :P
01:00 <AzzA> bottom 4 clash right there
01:00 <AzzA> in NZ
01:00 <AzzA> should draw a solid crowd of about 3 thousand
01:00 <Serenity> st k will win
01:00 <bonky> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Zembic
02:00 <AzzA> ess v collllll who wins?
02:00 <stebie> lol
02:00 <Serenity> coll
02:00 <AzzA> i want to tip coll
02:00 <Serenity> why are they playing in nz
02:00 <AzzA> but i think ess might run them off their legs
02:00 <Serenity> i dont get it
02:00 <AzzA> all high on peptides and shit
02:00 <AzzA> anzac
02:00 <AzzA> round
02:00 <Serenity> oh
02:00 <AzzA> australia and NEW ZEALAND :P
02:00 <Serenity> pff
02:00 <bonky> Oh so he still has them apparently.. :\
03:00 <Serenity> its aussie rules not sheep fuckers union
03:00 <AzzA> now now union is ok
03:00 <AzzA> its league the pansy fucks
03:00 <AzzA> aka mens netball
03:00 <Serenity> i dont get any rugby tbh
03:00 <AzzA> basically british bulldogs but with a ball
03:00 <bonky> Rugby is cuddle ball to me.. they are always cuddling either the ball or each other
03:00 <NoemZ> time for some funnies! http://buzzvirals.com/guy-shouldnt-have-asked-the-internet-to-help-him-imageshop-an-image/
03:00 <HoikeyPoikey> http://yattix.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/brian-zembic-breasts1-e1295516520481.jpg
03:00 <HoikeyPoikey> hahaha a bloke with bewbies
04:00 <Serenity> i dunno i wouldnt mind being in the middle of a cuddle fest with the all blacks
04:00 <Serenity> i mean.. ..
04:00 <Serenity> yeah poofs
04:00 <HoikeyPoikey> that blokes got a nice set of tits
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
05:00 <Loof> i dont get sport. why do you care if someone who couldn't give a fuck about you wins?
05:00 <bonky> Some people obviously connect really strongly with spectating and living vicariously through their chosen sport/team, etc
05:00 <bonky> I thought he lost a bet.. but it was actually the result of him winning a bet
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh well… each to their own 
05:00 <bonky> I don't think humans are ever going to escape the future fate of this planet
06:00 <Loof> yep lol
06:00 <Serenity> because its fun and exciting
06:00 <bonky> I don't really get it either. If I'm not playing I'm not really all that interested
06:00 <Loof> same bonky
06:00 <Loof> i enjoy playing it
06:00 <partay> then the fucker kept them... he and bruce jenner should party together
07:00 <slower> what a shallow pair
07:00 <Loof> sport is shallow
07:00 <Loof> it's made to distract
07:00 <TheRiddler> .
07:00 <Loof> and keep you docile
07:00 <Loof> and for foxtel to cash in
07:00 <HoikeyPoikey> nah bruce only wants chicks
07:00 <HoikeyPoikey> hes a lezbo
07:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I mean she
07:00 <bonky> I think I prefer my breasts on a female homo sapien
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> what about on a sex bot?
07:00 <bonky> I know.. completely boring and unoriginal
07:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I wonder if you could get a set of tits on your back?
07:00 <bonky> The sex bot would need to be a perfect analogue
08:00 <Serenity> rofl.
08:00 <bonky> I'm not paying to watch advertising
08:00 <amsy> and video gamesM
08:00 <amsy> ?
08:00 <amsy> tv?
08:00 <Loof> least you're doing something with video games cunt
08:00 <amsy> movies?
08:00 <Loof> not just sitting there
08:00 <amsy> its entertainment
08:00 <Serenity> at least sport is real, video games arent even real
08:00 <Loof> least games are interactive
08:00 <Serenity> dont call amsy a cunt =/
08:00 <Doodle> hehe anal
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <Loof> whatevs
09:00 <TheRiddler> so playing sport is not interactive?
09:00 <slower> lol
09:00 <couleurs> i'm internetactive
09:00 <bonky> https://s3.amazonaws.com/lecs-community-secondlife/7799_back-cleavage.jpg
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <Loof> least you can learn stuff from tv and games, what do you learn from watching a sporting match
10:00 <Loof> same old shit every time
10:00 <bonky> Yeah spectating can be interactive I suppose.. you sit, you stand, you shout, scream, swear, eat, drink, etc
10:00 <TheRiddler> .
10:00 <couleurs> Loof is a vegetable why even interact with it pls and thank you very much
10:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <bonky> You might even appear on jumbovision if you are weird or attractive enough
10:00 <Loof> rofl
10:00 <bonky> I believe that is a yes Hoikey
10:00 <Loof> why does she have breasts on her back?
10:00 <Loof> oh god why?
10:00 <bonky> Evolution?
10:00 <HoikeyPoikey> holy crap back titts hahahaha
11:00 <Loof> sheeple just do it cause it's the thing to do
11:00 <TheRiddler> what are sheeple
11:00 <Serenity> its the new fad word
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <HoikeyPoikey> but no nipples
11:00 <Serenity> serenitys what now
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ bonky!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think too much of a good thing, can sometimes be a lil … um
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> bad
12:00 <TheRiddler> thought the new fad word was dick waffle
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> new fad word?
12:00 <TheRiddler> oops
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> please explain?
12:00 <Serenity> ??
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> the new fad word
12:00 <Serenity> read..
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <Doodle> http://s21.photobucket.com/user/96180sx/media/backnipples.jpg.html
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh 
13:00 <TheRiddler> dickwiffle
13:00 <TheRiddler> :p
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum!
13:00 <Serenity> far out this chick on ink master is eating these really yummy looking hot chips
13:00 <Serenity> loooooooooool
13:00 <HoikeyPoikey> hehehe nah
13:00 <bonky> http://banana.by/uploads/posts/1185871227_pered_3.jpg
13:00 <HoikeyPoikey> you drew them lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> cheese fries?
14:00 <TheRiddler> :o
14:00 <TheRiddler> waffle fries
14:00 <Doodle> lol i am going to order it in a framed print
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe she is shop lifting stuff....
15:00 <Serenity> you know those smiley face potato things you can get
15:00 <Serenity> they look like the stuff those are made from
15:00 <Serenity> but chips
15:00 <bonky> I think there is a market for a new kind of brazier
15:00 <bonky> I thought her head was on backwards at first
16:00 <couleurs> i'm a smiley face potato 
16:00 <Serenity> you know what, you really are
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I think its photoshopped
17:00 <HoikeyPoikey> they put tits on her back
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think she is shopping in walmart so it's totes legit 
18:00 <amsy> i had lego chips like that at legoland
18:00 <amsy> lol
18:00 <Serenity> lego???
18:00 <amsy> smiley face chip kinda chips but shaped like lego bricks
18:00 <Serenity> ermergerd
18:00 <Serenity> i want
18:00 <amsy> haha yeah it was pretty awesome
19:00 <amsy> they dont build very well though :(
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <Serenity> haha i would so built a lego chip castle if they did
19:00 <Loof> u'd build a cock
19:00 <Loof> admit it
20:00 <Loof> :P
20:00 <Serenity> probably
20:00 <couleurs> i want an AwayPager :(
20:00 <bonky> I'm kind of glad we don't have walmart or their customers here
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <bonky> I mean people punching on, firing weapons and stealing xboxes etc off each other.. bizarre
22:00 <bonky> I'm sure it is the minority.. but it seems to happen with every hyped up product release
22:00 <HoikeyPoikey> yeah thats kmart in western suburbs
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> but…. it makes things interesting!!!
23:00 <Serenity> some idiot has their fire burning i can smell it
23:00 <Serenity> 1 cold day and people have to light their fires
23:00 <Loof> fucking cavemen
23:00 <bonky> We have costco.. definitely not interesting
23:00 <HoikeyPoikey> bigW broadie is our walmart
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> haven't been to costco
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i hear it's amazing!
24:00 <HoikeyPoikey> ive never even seen it
24:00 <bonky> It's like a private bunnings warehouse, but for everything
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
25:00 <Immortality> you need to be a 'member' @ Costco... defeats the purpose..
25:00 <bonky> I only went to buy some hydraulic jacks and a compressor
25:00 <HoikeyPoikey> our walmart was clints crazy bargains now sams whouse
26:00 <HoikeyPoikey> there only 2 costco in vic
26:00 <bonky> Ringwood is fairly close to me
26:00 <couleurs> costco sucks, it's where fat people shop or people who have 6 kids so they can buy a 120 pack of toilet paper
27:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One you hardly talk anymore
27:00 <Serenity> are you dying
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <HoikeyPoikey> yeah ringwood close to me
27:00 <HoikeyPoikey> but the traffic sucks
28:00 <HoikeyPoikey> couleurs how can they reach to wipe their ass anyway 
28:00 <HoikeyPoikey> put it ona stick
28:00 <bonky> A wiping wand?
29:00 <bonky> I think you would have to be pretty massive to not be able to wipe.. like not far off bed prone
30:00 <Serenity> basstordley wahn
30:00 <nate> must have a girl friend!
30:00 <HoikeyPoikey> well some huge asses ive seen
30:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I don't see how your hand could get that far
31:00 <Dugnuts> heh
31:00 <Dugnuts> my neighbour had their fire going last night
31:00 <Dugnuts> and since there was fuck all wing
31:00 <Dugnuts> the smoke was hanging around
31:00 <Dugnuts> and it made my place stink
31:00 <Dugnuts> it suuucked
31:00 <KillerClown> lol ringwood
33:00 <couleurs> maybe he's busy playing FiFa all the time trying to get good so he can beat me 1 time.... j/k Hahahah!!!!
34:00 <stebie> same
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> move dug
34:00 <amsy> kevin bacon!!!!!!!!!!!
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo poo did you watch the tv series he was in
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo ooh
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> not poo
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> (fail)
34:00 <couleurs> harry chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34:00 <HoikeyPoikey> Ringwood sucks now takes 30 mins to drive through it
34:00 <Loof> try walking
35:00 <amsy> im watching the following atm
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck is it still going
35:00 <amsy> and i heard the vikings theme song in the last episode ^.^
35:00 <amsy> i just started like a week ago
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> and thought of ragor an jizzed?
35:00 <Loof> fever ray - if i had a heart, good song
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome song
35:00 <Loof> or public transport
35:00 <HoikeyPoikey> that would probably take 2 hours
35:00 <Loof> then you're fortunate no?
35:00 <Loof> stop complaining
36:00 <couleurs> i'm watching top gun movie clips and discussing how homo erotic it is atm
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh trew
36:00 <Dugnuts> yeah nah im just gonna whinge katatonic_kate01
36:00 <Dugnuts> and you are gonna put up with it
36:00 <Dugnuts> wah wah
36:00 <bonky> It's worse at the moment due to all the construction
36:00 <bonky> Although it probably won't improve on before with a shopping centre that has doubled in size
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you'll continue reading move dug
37:00 <AzzA> suahuhhh jester is dead!
37:00 <Dugnuts> and you'll continue having your advice ignored
37:00 <Loof> dognuts
37:00 <Dugnuts> maybe eventually you'll realise i dont care
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe you'll come to same conclusion, that i don't care either
38:00 <Dugnuts> and if i was pming you
38:00 <Dugnuts> that might mean something
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> um ok then
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> WEIRDO!
38:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok
38:00 <Dugnuts> weirdo
38:00 <Dugnuts> you arent the whole channel katatonic_kate01
38:00 <Dugnuts> as much as you'd like to think otherwise
38:00 <Loof> stalker material
38:00 <Loof> the system
38:00 <Loof> what can you do
38:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I like complaining
38:00 <Loof> wont get you far
38:00 <HoikeyPoikey> says who?
38:00 <Loof> life
38:00 <HoikeyPoikey> maybe you should stop telling people what to do?
38:00 <Loof> and #melbourne
38:00 <Loof> ooh bitchy
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> your point?
39:00 <Dugnuts> that was it
39:00 <Dugnuts> sorry if it was above your head
39:00 <Loof> dognuts life has no point
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then, moving right along
39:00 <Loof> i like it
39:00 <Loof> drink a dick
39:00 <Loof> cumsucker
39:00 <Loof> :P
40:00 <Serenity> lol whats happening
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing :D
40:00 <Loof> bet he's crying
40:00 <Loof> well he was already
40:00 <Loof> so
40:00 <bonky> Oh Chadstone is the biggest shopping centre in the country.. no wonder I get lost in there
41:00 <Dugnuts> anyone watch the flash?
41:00 <Loof> no wonder i hate the place
41:00 <Loof> so many middle aged hipsters
41:00 <HoikeyPoikey> Loof stop complaining
41:00 <Loof> eat cum bitch
41:00 <Immortality> night all!
42:00 <nate> yes Duggy
42:00 <bonky> Nighty night
42:00 <HoikeyPoikey> you really think about eating cum? Thats nasty!
42:00 <Loof> HoikeyPoikey was obviosly molested by his dad
42:00 <Loof> so obvious
42:00 <HoikeyPoikey> fortunately I wasnt
42:00 <Loof> sure
42:00 <Loof> liar
42:00 <HoikeyPoikey> not that its a joking matter
42:00 <Loof> you loved it too
42:00 <Loof> every minute
43:00 <Dugnuts> im watching the latest ep now
43:00 <Dugnuts> have you noticed that his dad is the guy who played the flash in the 90s series?
43:00 <nate> yup
43:00 <Dugnuts> heh
43:00 <Loof> that's why you crave dick cum now
43:00 <bonky> Dragon dick cumlube?
43:00 <HoikeyPoikey> ok if you say so
43:00 <Loof> yeah i do bitch
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb
43:00 <Loof> i do say so
43:00 <Loof> eat your dads cum some more
43:00 <HoikeyPoikey> lol
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <HoikeyPoikey> hahaha
43:00 <Loof> rofl at you
44:00 <Dugnuts> took me 10 eps to notice that one
44:00 <Dugnuts> and i only watched that a few years ago
44:00 <Dugnuts> heh
44:00 <nate> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> *coughs*
44:00 <Dugnuts> bless you
44:00 <nate> see mark hamill as the trickster ;l
44:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
44:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
44:00 <Loof> dadcumsucker
44:00 <Loof> probably beat your mother for your dads dicks attention
44:00 <Loof> i bet you did
44:00 <Loof> admit it
44:00 <Serenity> now i aint sayin she a gold digger, but i got heaps of cash and she wants me dick
44:00 <HoikeyPoikey> Loof so how long have you had anal warts?
45:00 <Dugnuts> and the whole "I am your father" bit
45:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
45:00 <nate> hes not so good at acting i dunno
45:00 <nate> lol
45:00 <Dugnuts> that was hilarious
45:00 <Dugnuts> i love cheesy man
45:00 <nate> i renamed my sisters dog to pound puppy;l
45:00 <Loof> funny fgt
45:00 <Loof> eat your dads cum some more
45:00 <Loof> i dont care if you lust after your brother
45:00 <Loof> i dont want to hear about it
45:00 <Loof> it's sick
46:00 <Dugnuts> ?
46:00 <nate> looks like it belongs at the pound
46:00 <Dugnuts> oh
46:00 <Loof> no dogs belong at the pound imo
46:00 <Dugnuts> maybe
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanted a pound puppy as a kid…. but never got one
46:00 <Dugnuts> but life isnt that fair
46:00 <Dugnuts> :(
46:00 <Dugnuts> that sucks katatonic_kate01
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
46:00 <Loof> i just want a dog that can find pounds
46:00 <Loof> little fairy brothercumluster
46:00 <Loof> lol @ u
46:00 <Serenity> woah
46:00 <HoikeyPoikey> hahaha
46:00 <Loof> hahahaha
46:00 <Serenity> settle grettel
46:00 <Loof> he started it
46:00 <Loof> or she
46:00 <Loof> dont care
46:00 <HoikeyPoikey> wtf lol I didn't hahaha
46:00 <Loof> HoikeyPoikey> Loof stop complaining
46:00 <Loof> hmmmn
47:00 <Dugnuts> i want a dog that can lose pounds
47:00 <Dugnuts> off me
47:00 <Dugnuts> :P
47:00 <Loof> or even ounces
47:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
47:00 <Dugnuts> in that case
47:00 <Dugnuts> hell yeah
47:00 <Dugnuts> gimme one of those dogs
47:00 <HoikeyPoikey> well you told me to stop complaining
47:00 <Loof> lying aint cool
47:00 <Loof> cause i walk you drive and you're complaining
47:00 <Loof> see how it is
47:00 <HoikeyPoikey> well why dont you drive?
47:00 <HoikeyPoikey> wtf does it matter?
48:00 <Loof> you're complaining about having to drive
48:00 <Loof> do you know how lucky you are to drive
48:00 <HoikeyPoikey> no I was saying how long it takes to get through ringwood
48:00 <HoikeyPoikey> why am I lucky?
48:00 <Loof> do you know how many people in this world would love to drive
48:00 <HoikeyPoikey> huh?
48:00 <Serenity> why dont you drive
48:00 <Loof> or have food
48:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I hate driving
48:00 <Loof> then dont
48:00 <Loof> my god
49:00 <couleurs> shaggy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <Loof> itchy itchy beard
49:00 <Loof> walk
49:00 <Loof> fatass
49:00 <HoikeyPoikey> unfortunately I don't have the time to walk
49:00 <Loof> holy shit
49:00 <Loof> i wish africans could hear you now
49:00 <Serenity> driving is amayzen
49:00 <HoikeyPoikey> not when you drive for a living its not
49:00 <Loof> then dont
49:00 <bonky> If you don't need passengers or much luggage.. ride
50:00 <Dugnuts> trim it bro
50:00 <Loof> every time i walk down the street ERECTION
50:00 <Loof> i see a woman i'd like to beat ERECTION
50:00 <Loof> get a diff job
50:00 <HoikeyPoikey> hahahaha
50:00 <bonky> So much quicker than driving
50:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I ride as well
50:00 <HoikeyPoikey> not in the rain
50:00 <HoikeyPoikey> it sucks
50:00 <Loof> stop driving pigs!!!!
50:00 <HoikeyPoikey> hahaha
50:00 <Loof> pollution etcv
50:00 <Serenity> i reckon i could drive for a living just fine
50:00 <Serenity> i love it
50:00 <HoikeyPoikey> it gets rather boring after 1000 kms
50:00 <Loof> i cant stand driving
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ease up tiger
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> just become a viking….
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <Loof> it's hell
51:00 <Serenity> no way
51:00 <Loof> boring as fuck
51:00 <bonky> I prefer back roads and getting lost.. can't say I love suburban roads
51:00 <HoikeyPoikey> I agree its boring
51:00 <Loof> ok then HoikeyPoikey i love you now
51:00 <HoikeyPoikey> haha what
51:00 <slinky_J> sup Loof brother!!!!!!
51:00 <Loof> sup mang
51:00 <slinky_J> lolz
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and carry around some kind of music device that plays the viking theme song
52:00 <Loof> rofl
52:00 <slinky_J> SUPPP
52:00 <Loof> i'm on the verge of major life changes
52:00 <Loof> sup wit u
52:00 <Loof> divorce et
52:00 <Loof> etc
52:00 <slinky_J> woah
52:00 <slinky_J> amen
52:00 <slinky_J> that's some shit man
52:00 <Loof> freedommmmmm!!!!!
53:00 <Loof> i could just see some freak doing that
53:00 <Loof> i could be that freak!
53:00 <slinky_J> what-ever is best for you
53:00 <slinky_J> the saying is bro
53:00 <bonky> Nice little documentary on the world's largest shopping centre.. geographically anyhow
53:00 <bonky> https://vimeo.com/122128694
53:00 <slinky_J> If you don't know what to do, do what you know'
53:00 <Loof> oh i do man
53:00 <slinky_J> yeah
53:00 <slinky_J> freedom hey
54:00 <slinky_J> take a photograph of that shit fr me bro
54:00 <Loof> i kicked the back door in
54:00 <Loof> and the cops took HER away
54:00 <Loof> mwhahahahahah
54:00 <Loof> win win win win 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSSSSSSS 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> btw my new fave word is YASSSSSSSSSSSS
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, ease up with the booze
55:00 <HoikeyPoikey> how come they took her?
55:00 <Loof> cause she mouthed off to them
56:00 <MrMark> nah
56:00 <MrMark> me ease up never
56:00 <jax> mark what you drinking?
56:00 <Loof> metho
56:00 <Loof> stupid cunt she is
56:00 <HoikeyPoikey> hmmm
56:00 <HoikeyPoikey> where did they take her not to jail?
56:00 <HoikeyPoikey> for mouthing off
56:00 <Loof> to her parents
56:00 <HoikeyPoikey> yer
56:00 <HoikeyPoikey> they just seperate ya
56:00 <Loof> yeah
57:00 <Dugnuts> cheers bro
57:00 <MrMark> vodka and scotch
57:00 <jax> mixed together?
57:00 <MrMark> no
57:00 <jax> should mix it together bro
57:00 <MrMark> just done a bottle of vodka....now on the scotch
57:00 <British^Meat> c c c cum
57:00 <Loof> your parents must be proud
58:00 <jax> will you drink a whole bottle of scotch too?
58:00 <MrMark> nah
58:00 <MrMark> just half
58:00 <jax> drink it all and party!
58:00 <slinky_J> I LOVE KICKING IN DOORS
58:00 <slinky_J> seriously
58:00 <slinky_J> not coz im stoned rite now ryte
58:00 <couleurs> what about out doors?
58:00 <slinky_J> but it is just fun to kick in a door
58:00 <couleurs> Hahahahah!!!!
59:00 <Loof> party on irc
59:00 <Loof> awesome
59:00 <British^Meat> hah
59:00 <jax> Loof why so sour?
59:00 <British^Meat> didnt u have a party on here the other night Loof?
59:00 <Loof> cause your mums cunt tastes like vinegar?
59:00 <slinky_J> like IM BRUCE WILLIS!
59:00 <slinky_J> *BAM*
59:00 <slinky_J> lolz
59:00 <slinky_J> hi HoikeyPoikey you know what you're going to do?
59:00 <HoikeyPoikey> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET9SNXpeORY
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