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00:00 <simba> feel freee 2 swear tho
00:00 <Kynetic> well wings are white meat
00:00 <Serenity> best part of the chicken is the little bits underneith
00:00 <Kynetic> thighs are dark meat
00:00 <Serenity> two little round bits
00:00 <Maurice> Blerg
00:00 <Serenity> nom
00:00 <Kynetic> as are legs
00:00 <bonky> The genitals?
00:00 <faux> Lool
00:00 <TheRiddler> I preffer wings
00:00 <Kynetic> wings ribs and breast are white meat
00:00 <Maurice> The parsons nose?
00:00 <Serenity> chickens dont have testicles.
00:00 <Kynetic> thats dark meat Maurice
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit!!!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do they have?
00:00 <Maurice> Chickens are female
00:00 <Maurice> No nuts
00:00 <Serenity> ovaries you dumb arse.
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> where is the cock's cock?
01:00 <Maurice> In the chicken
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
01:00 <Kynetic> ppl think chicken necks are dicks
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> only you
01:00 <Kynetic> no
01:00 <Kynetic> not at all
01:00 <bonky> Yes
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
01:00 <TheRiddler> they use chicken necks in soup dont they?
01:00 <Serenity> CLOACA
01:00 <Kynetic> they do
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> to feed cats and dogs
02:00 <Kynetic> theres that too :P
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> mum, can we have chicken necks for dinner….
02:00 <Liinda> Goodnight lovelies =)
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
02:00 <TheRiddler> night Liinda
02:00 <Serenity> night linda
02:00 <Kynetic> night Liinda!
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn lovelace!
02:00 <Serenity> chicken necks are good for crab bait
02:00 <Kynetic> you know whats good for crab bait?
02:00 <Kynetic> crabs.
02:00 <Serenity> i want crabs
02:00 <Kynetic> those fuckers are cannibals.
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pass
02:00 <Maurice> I'm allergic to all seafood
02:00 <Serenity> crabs are delicious
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not a fan
03:00 <Serenity> you are not Maurice your taste is just in your arsehole
03:00 <Kynetic> i could eat crabs all day long
03:00 <Maurice> Lol shut up
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
03:00 <Serenity> hahah
03:00 <Maurice> katatonic_kate01 I just don't like the taste
03:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOhsHRLX7fw
03:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Funniest allo allo scene ever Views: 497,569   Uploader: masterbuby731 Uploaded:  Mar 17, 2010 Duration: 2 Minutes 10 Seconds 
03:00 <TheRiddler> I want to try lobster
03:00 <Kynetic> Maurice just thinks shes allergic to seafood
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor
03:00 <Kynetic> lobster is good stuff
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate sea food
03:00 <Serenity> i honestly could eat about 50 crabs
03:00 <amsy> allo allo rules
03:00 <Maurice> I try it every now and then just to see
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i eat swordfish
03:00 <Kynetic> just the tails tho fuck the rest too much effort
03:00 <Maurice> But nope, still don't like it
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> it tastes like chicken
03:00 <Liinda> lol Kynetic
03:00 <Maurice> Don't lie, you eat pork sword
03:00 <Serenity> bronze whaler is the best
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> you got me there!
04:00 <Maurice> Hands up who likes mango
04:00 <bonky> mandingo?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> only recently 
04:00 <Maurice> (I just wanted your hands under me)
04:00 <Kynetic> i dont mind mango
04:00 <Serenity> mango is foul
04:00 <Kynetic> i prefer it with some crab tho
04:00 <Maurice> Ugh
04:00 <Kynetic> :P
04:00 <Maurice> Mango crab
04:00 <Serenity> tastes like potting mix
04:00 <Maurice> COULD YOU BE ANYWORSE
04:00 <Serenity> or mould
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Maurice> Hand sitting orgy
04:00 <Kynetic> just so i can play with her boobs unimpeded
05:00 <Serenity> oh you dont have to worry about that
05:00 <Serenity> im lal for boob fondling
05:00 <Kynetic> yes but its more fun this way
05:00 <Serenity> all
05:00 <Kynetic> i like a bit of struggle
06:00 <Serenity> me too ;)
06:00 <Kynetic> thats why i bring ropes
06:00 <Kynetic> ;)
06:00 <Serenity> preowww
06:00 <Maurice> Just be warned when she brings the occy straps
06:00 <TheRiddler> shhhh b1 is here
06:00 <bonky> It's hard to stay i character with a massive raging erection though
06:00 <Maurice> Sometimes they ping off and they're quite dangerous
06:00 <bonky> in*
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> try eating some bog bonky
07:00 <Serenity> what character
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> it will help
07:00 <TheRiddler> he plays the sniviling villian 
07:00 <simba> eat some SPAM
07:00 <TheRiddler> with the mustache
07:00 <Kynetic> hahaha
07:00 <TheRiddler> there's a train coming
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> professor plumb, in the kitchen with bog?
08:00 <Kynetic> i hope the tin was unopened
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope!
08:00 <Kynetic> so i can eat it afterwards
08:00 <bonky> At least it keeps the same name coming out as it did going in
08:00 <Kynetic> oh dear
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <Kynetic> what a mess.
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> same shape too!
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> a hot mess!
09:00 <Kynetic> professor plum was always a bit on the kinky side
09:00 <Kynetic> typical tho
10:00 <Kynetic> yay!
10:00 <Serenity> anyone remember that cartoon on abc called what a mess?
10:00 <Kynetic> its superfunhappyslide!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
10:00 <simba> yes i remember what a mess
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh what a mess
10:00 <simba> the dog who made a mess
10:00 <Serenity> yesssssss
11:00 <simba> thats like the first cartoon i remember
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Weeee
11:00 <Kynetic> i only remember "you cant do that on television"
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> meet a man now and have some fun - adult matchmaker.com!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> I loved that show!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the slime!
11:00 <Kynetic> "i dont know" *slime*
11:00 <simba> that and blinky bill were the old cartoons but i was more power rangers and that bullshit
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the burger guy!
11:00 <Kynetic> lol
11:00 <Kynetic> oh man the burger guy
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> blink bill!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> not the cartoon
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> the puppet
11:00 <Serenity> i won a colouring competition when i was about 7 at a video store
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> blinky**
12:00 <Serenity> and won a blinky bill lamanated poster
12:00 <Maurice> 17*
12:00 <Kynetic> do you still have it?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> WINNING!
12:00 <bonky> I remember some clay animated characters yelling abuse at each other
12:00 <Kynetic> lol Maurice
12:00 <simba> ur a sick cunt
12:00 <Serenity> i dont
12:00 <Serenity> gave it to my niece
12:00 <faux> lamanated
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey hey it's blinky bill
12:00 <amsy> oh remember that clay one with the vagina face
12:00 <Kynetic> laminated*
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
12:00 <simba> good old blinky bill
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah!!!
12:00 <Serenity> stick a grater up your cunt faux
12:00 <Kynetic> lamanated?
12:00 <Maurice> Laminated was invented for an easy clean
12:00 <Kynetic> is that like when you get it coated with lamers?
13:00 <faux> that's what she said u fuck
13:00 <faux> grated cunt
13:00 <faux> Mm
13:00 <Kynetic> :P
13:00 <vaness> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1610906_1037345112960015_2884189194600154272_n.jpg?oh=8ef986af0e815c37207d2f1e62cbab00&oe=5597613A&__gda__=1440806323_29fca25389d07dc013b5629ab47cbd70
13:00 <Serenity> hate all of you
13:00 <simba> vaness dont
13:00 <simba> Dumb Girl
13:00 <TheRiddler> eating a kinder egg
13:00 <Serenity> why is it posting pics of its self
13:00 <Kynetic> kinder eggs are banned in the US
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
14:00 <Kynetic> yea
14:00 <Kynetic> for srs
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> no way
14:00 <Serenity> they are
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ppl are the toys
14:00 <simba> Serenity the 1 on the left is someone i know that looks totally like her
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> why
14:00 <Kynetic> some rule about having small plastic parts contained within edible foods
14:00 <simba> i mean the one on the right
14:00 <TheRiddler> they removed the toys for US I think
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> *ate
14:00 <Serenity> because american children are dumb and choke on them
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:00 <Serenity> im not kidding..
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
14:00 <Kynetic> cos guns are ok
14:00 <vaness> Serenity youre so lost larv
15:00 <Kynetic> but small plastic toys in chocolate are dangerous
15:00 <vaness> youre way off target
15:00 <bonky> It came from a vending machine.. it must be edible
15:00 <amsy> http://plasmotv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/IMG_4497-e1375507096103.jpg hehehe plasmo
15:00 <vaness> lmao
15:00 <Maurice> Nobody ever buys kinders for the chocolate
15:00 <Maurice> You just chuck that shit out and keep the toys
15:00 <Kynetic> fuck the US
15:00 <faux> LOL amsy
15:00 <Kynetic> anyway
15:00 <Kynetic> im off to bed
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> the vending machine laidd it?
15:00 <amsy> awesome cartoon
15:00 <Serenity> night Kynetic
15:00 <Kynetic> o/
15:00 <faux> Night
15:00 <bonky> Great.. even the vending machines get more action than me
15:00 <Serenity> touch laras boob
15:00 <Kynetic> i will
15:00 <Kynetic> just for u
15:00 <Serenity> thanks
16:00 <Serenity> WIDGET THE WORLD WATCHER
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> he was a lil cunt
17:00 <bonky> The mysterious cities of gold
17:00 <Serenity> mum hated the show
17:00 <vaness> katatonic_kate01, what would you rate your personality on a scale of 1 to 10?
17:00 <faux> Bout time
18:00 <Maurice> Serenity, guess where I have to take my youngest 2 boys in July?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 / 10 
18:00 <Serenity> ummm
18:00 <Serenity> i dont know
18:00 <Maurice> To see frigging Mr Maker on stage :(
18:00 <Maurice> Oh it's really Rose West
18:00 <Serenity> oh ew
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> mysterious cities of gold!
18:00 <vaness> scale of 1 to award winning
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah
18:00 <vaness> lmaooooooo
18:00 <Maurice> That psychopathic raping murderer
18:00 <vaness> simba fuck up
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 / 10 vaness
18:00 <vaness> you abusive whore
19:00 <bonky> I thought you were young
19:00 <vaness> nah nah nah
19:00 <vaness> you have to say
19:00 <vaness> AWARD WINNING
19:00 <simba> mrs mentalson in the house
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> vanes - you've said that
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know i'm award winning
19:00 <vaness> katatonic_kate01, YOURE more then just that
19:00 <vaness> youre one of a kind
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> amazing
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> comes to mind
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> and also, awesome
20:00 <vaness> yeah but but but
20:00 <Serenity> oh god
20:00 <faux> fuck repetition is annoying 
20:00 <vaness> your looks on the other hand
20:00 <vaness> you lost that bet larv
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, my looks are amazing too
20:00 <faux> get over it Vanessa you basic bitch
20:00 <Maurice> Wtf is a larv
20:00 <faux> Love in bogan voicr
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
20:00 <Maurice> Eww
20:00 <Maurice> Do you say it with a smoke hanging out the side of your mouth and a VB in your hand?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, she could have just asked to suck my dick
21:00 <Serenity> cause everyone wants to look like a greased out junky like her
21:00 <faux> She's so boring 
21:00 <faux> like I was bored reading the same thing over and over
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> likewise
21:00 <Maurice> Is she the one that had a kid
21:00 <simba> shes hell like mentalson its scary
21:00 <Serenity> if shes in here giving kate shit
21:00 <Serenity> that means theyre off in a channel somewhere bitching to each other
21:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <Serenity> sad.
21:00 <bonky> My condolences to the child
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahaha
21:00 <faux> who gives an actual shit
21:00 <Maurice> We all give actual shits
22:00 <Maurice> You need to see a dr if you don't
22:00 <faux> I don't 
22:00 <bonky> Bog?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it even female?
22:00 <Serenity> yeah
22:00 <Serenity> unfortunately lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh maybe i fucked a dude she knows?
22:00 <Maurice> Female with a clapped out vag
22:00 <Serenity> god i hope not kate
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ clapped out vag
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:00 <bonky> Those things actually break down?
22:00 <Serenity> i need to have a shower im so cold
22:00 <Maurice> Sometimes they fall out
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> from time to time
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ask vaness
22:00 <Serenity> mine has to have a service every 29 days
22:00 <bonky> Maybe a sideways birth or something for some serious tearing
23:00 <Maurice> An oil change
23:00 <simba> showering whilst cold is the worse tho
23:00 <simba> like getting to the shower is an experience
23:00 <simba> a bad 1
23:00 <Maurice> I have a heat light in my bathroom, so it's not so bad
23:00 <faux> Getting out sucks
23:00 <Serenity> well its fine until you have to get out
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
24:00 <faux> Do you guys turn the shower water on before stepping in
24:00 <Maurice> Yes
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
24:00 <simba> getting out of bed and into the shower is torture
24:00 <faux> I think I'm the only person I know who gets in and then turns it on
24:00 <Serenity> yes
24:00 <Maurice> Yep, you are
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf 
24:00 <bonky> Probably.. freak.
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Serenity> why would you do that lol
24:00 <Serenity> its all cold
24:00 <faux> I love that freezing cold splash
24:00 <faux> Before it gets warm
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo
24:00 <simba> thats mental, son
25:00 <bonky> The cold shower before the warm stream of gold?
25:00 <faux> One thing I fuckinf hate is my showerhead isn't detachable 
25:00 <faux> But dad bought me a detachable one so I can't wait til it install it
25:00 <faux> Yessssssss
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasssss!
25:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <TheRiddler> detachable penis
25:00 <TheRiddler> :p
25:00 <Maurice> Oh I bet you can't wait
25:00 <faux> Lmao
25:00 <faux> Filthy fucks
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want a waterproof radio
26:00 <bonky> Sif you won't be enjoying it
26:00 <Serenity> dont tell us you didnt think of it
26:00 <Maurice> I had one
26:00 <faux> I really didnt
26:00 <Maurice> Cam broke it and it squirted me straight in the face
26:00 <Maurice> Big jerk
26:00 <faux> Who wants water in their cunt
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <faux> If it vibrated maybe a diff story 
26:00 <Maurice> You don't put it in your vag
26:00 <Maurice> Good lord
26:00 <bonky> LOL
26:00 <TheRiddler> you blast your clit
26:00 <Maurice> Now all I can picture is faux with the shower head up her snatch
26:00 <faux> Maurice please share your experience 
26:00 <Maurice> TheRiddler blasts his clit all the time by the sounds of it
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have a clit riddler
26:00 <Serenity> you put it ON your clit
26:00 <Serenity> jeepers
26:00 <faux> A clit riddler
26:00 <TheRiddler> nope
26:00 <simba> we all got clits 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> thought so
27:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler is the clit master
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> clit commander 
27:00 <TheRiddler> I know this from a friend
27:00 <Serenity> HAHA
27:00 <Serenity> YES
27:00 <bonky> Some are just bigger than others.. and on an extendable stork
27:00 <simba> we have an equivalent to the clit
27:00 <faux> vom
27:00 <Serenity> i have a teeny one
27:00 <Maurice> Poor stork
27:00 <Serenity> who wants to see
27:00 <Serenity> NO IM KIDDING
27:00 <faux> tumbelweed.
27:00 <faux> LOL
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> also porn
27:00 <Serenity> you wish cunt faec
27:00 <faux> Why would I wish
27:00 <faux> I've seen if
27:00 <faux> It
28:00 <faux> Lol
28:00 <Serenity> im talking about the tumbleweed
28:00 <Serenity> you gigantic bitch
28:00 <faux> Whattttt
28:00 <faux> Why am I wishing for tumbleweed
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <faux> :'(
28:00 <Serenity> im watching you
28:00 <faux> Uh oh
28:00 <bonky> pervert.
29:00 <Serenity> i think my cats a pervert
29:00 <Serenity> hes been staring at me for at least 20 mins now
30:00 <TheRiddler> are your tits out
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <Serenity> kind of
30:00 <bonky> The I want you dead stare, feed me now stare?.. why don't you understand me stare?
31:00 <Serenity> i think its more like a 'why am i cold and how come you arent doing anything about it' stare
31:00 <bonky> Damn things covered in fur.. throw him outside
31:00 <Serenity> no way!
31:00 <bonky> Sif bitch about being cold with a built in onesie
32:00 <Serenity> haha
33:00 <bonky> Argh bed time has flown past again.. goodnight one and all!
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw what a crying shame token has left *cries*
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> want me to pat your back?
39:00 <simba> plz
40:00 <simba> God That Feels God
40:00 <simba> thats a palindrome
41:00 <xm> Dogma I am God
41:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11102722_10206689636345467_5147374684656691648_n.jpg?oh=28c833ea6cecd834ecf0b8422b76fbe3&oe=55A80355&__gda__=1436404887_ce348fa496ac2795779f47ed0f92faab
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> my birthday is a palindrome 
41:00 <Maurice> But then, nearly every guy is tall compared to me, except Darcy
41:00 <xm>  6/6/66
41:00 <xm> IllumInAtI
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> muahahaha , noice maurice
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> tall, tattooed, beard 
42:00 <Maurice> No beard
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, beard!
42:00 <Maurice> My husband sometimes has a goatee, once he shaved and just left the mo
42:00 <Maurice> Looked like a 70s pawn star
42:00 <Maurice> It was bad
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <Maurice> Pawn..
43:00 <Maurice> Porn
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> I always ask my male friends just to leave the moe for my own lolz
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> it looks so fucking bad
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <Maurice> 'How do you li-' 'No.' 'But I just wante-' 'NO' 'But how does it-' 'SHAVE. NOW'
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
51:00 <simba> SpanishGuy12 on #sydney #cats
52:00 <simba> what a gooner
54:00 <Serenity> ahhh hot showers rule
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyone who chats in cats is a tard
55:00 <amsy> lmao
55:00 <amsy> that guy...
56:00 <amsy> im in cats
56:00 <couleurs> i'm a cats
56:00 <amsy> hahaha ;)
56:00 <Serenity> i agree katatonic_kate01 although i was there for roughly 6 days not long ago
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> tards!
56:00 <Serenity> kunny gave me ops
56:00 <Serenity> i couldnt take it so left lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <Maurice> He probably gave you lice aswell
57:00 <Serenity> it was so bad lol
57:00 <amsy> same sezz
57:00 <amsy> and never chatted in there
57:00 <amsy> juat idled
57:00 <amsy> its dead anyway
57:00 <Serenity> i think i said about 5 lines
57:00 <amsy> just*
57:00 <Serenity> every now and then some people would join prattle on for about half an hour about HOW GEY THEM OPZ R
57:00 <amsy> every few days someone will come im and LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL kuniva picks his bum
58:00 <amsy> or something similar
58:00 <simba> amsy ur such a gooner
58:00 <Serenity> hahah yes
58:00 <Maurice> 'You have won 2nd prize in a beauty contest, smash Rik over the head with the bank' 'Michael! Vyvyan is cheating' 'No, he's right Rik, thats exactly what it says' 'In biro, Mike, IN BIRO'
58:00 <amsy> i am too simbo!!!!
58:00 <Maurice> 'I had to, I WAS BORED'
01:00 <couleurs> it wasn't me
01:00 <couleurs> -- shaggy
02:00 <amsy> i think shaggy is at the 90s concert here next month...
02:00 <amsy> i havent got tickets
02:00 <amsy> why havent i got tickets...
02:00 <couleurs> who r u
02:00 <amsy> i dont even know :(
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> splendour !
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> So hope my friends pull their finger out and come with me!
03:00 <amsy> http://www.showpakker.no/media/9488888/We%20love%20the%2090s_ny2015_revyogteater.jpg
03:00 <amsy> hahahaha yessssssss
03:00 <amsy> ill get tickets
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> carcass and napalm death saturday
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 unlimited!
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds lovely croc
04:00 <amsy> ive seen 2unlimited already
04:00 <couleurs> lmao
04:00 <amsy> they were here a couple of years ago
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you get a head ache from thrashing around ?
04:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/88wb8wvcl3patbq/2015-04-16%2022.27.28.jpg?dl=0
04:00 <TheRiddler> kinder toy
05:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> don't really thrash around
05:00 <TheRiddler> did you get your kid 1 katatonic_kate01?
05:00 <amsy> hang on a minute
05:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> hope my tux is ready 
05:00 <amsy> how fucking huge was the egg?
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.notmartha.org/images/other/2014apr/kindersurprise/kindersurprisegiant3.jpg
06:00 <amsy> ohhhhhh
07:00 <faux> Lol amsy I said the exact same thing inncuntz
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I was going to ask who's playing splendour in the grass then I remembered the googles
07:00 <couleurs> i'm a huge egg
07:00 <amsy> hahaha you did too
07:00 <faux> ehehe
07:00 <amsy> i got one of those for stenie one year
07:00 <amsy> i do not remember him getting a cool toy like that
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh?
08:00 <couleurs> btw good fifa game 2 night crocodylus_poindexter
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> cool line up
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob not your cup of tea croc
08:00 <couleurs> wish i wonned with porto!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <TheRiddler> I think 1 time they had 4 normal kinder eggs in them
09:00 <TheRiddler> el porto chicken
09:00 <amsy> arsenal!!!!!!!
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i'd watch blur
09:00 <Maurice> The thing about Arsenal is, they just try to walk it in
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and dandy 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah BLUR
10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah what happened
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> florance
10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> BVB v arsenal
10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> god i suck
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> well?
10:00 <couleurs> i was wondering if you were drunk or something
10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> when you lost 2 players
11:00 <TheRiddler> I'm man-u
11:00 <TheRiddler> the red devils
11:00 <amsy> boo
11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ithought I had it in the bag
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <couleurs> BOO
12:00 <couleurs> yeah i can't believe i won it 
12:00 <Serenity> i have the best friends
12:00 <Serenity> was just tagged in this
12:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/11133872_858164337552366_7804095846860346940_n.png?oh=f2a7db548767a878f650755ee7b2a615&oe=55E1C03C&__gda__=1440967214_02e0445a8eed24c462b492683bc54fe6
12:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I gave you 2 goals that one
12:00 <Serenity> they know me so well
13:00 <amsy> cummyb3ar is a pretty cool nick
13:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> disagree
14:00 <amsy> dont you like cum? :(
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <simba> the cum family
15:00 <TheRiddler> that sounds so wrong
15:00 <simba> dun dun dun dun *click click*
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <simba> when i picture the cum family i just picture 5 globs of cum a mom and a dad, the dad is just cum with a moustache, and 3 smaller globs that are the kids, the smallest with a pacifier
16:00 <simba> ....u got that too right TheRiddler
16:00 <simba> .......RIGHT
16:00 <amsy> lmao
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <amsy> simbo me main cum buddy
17:00 <simba> cum now
17:00 <amsy> haha
17:00 <Serenity> jesus
19:00 <simba> follow me on twitter @Serenity
20:00 <Serenity> no
21:00 <simba> dont forget to hit that like button and subscribe
23:00 <Serenity> http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ga-mom-arrested-naked-twister-party-teens-police-article-1.2186085?utm_content=buffer5cfc9&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=NYDN+Facebook
23:00 <Serenity> :|
25:00 <simba> 35 mom of 5
26:00 <simba> that story is shockingly graphic
26:00 <simba> i know it isnt but in terms of being a news article it is
27:00 <Serenity> yeah i thought so too
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
29:00 <Serenity> who sits back and thinks oh yeah.. this seems like a good idea
29:00 <Serenity> ... seriously
29:00 <simba> 'MURICA
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i read some artical today about a women making yogurt from her vagina yeast
30:00 <Serenity> yes i read that one
30:00 <Serenity> that is fucking foul
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> durring lunch break
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> which was poor timing on my part
30:00 <Maurice> Wait, what
30:00 <Maurice> "Her daughter 'felt guilty' because the 16-year-old was 10-inches long and huge, and if she had been able to take it he wouldn't have needed to rape her mother," the sponsor said.
31:00 <Serenity> yeahhhh thats weirdly graphic
31:00 <Maurice> 10 inches!
31:00 <Maurice> Be in your throat
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> http://crimefeed.com/2015/02/cecilia-westbrook/
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <Serenity> so her mother has a gaper?
31:00 <Serenity> hahaha
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> bacteria
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Westbrook compared it to Indian yogurt, saying it tasted “sour, tangy, and almost tingly on the tongue.”
32:00 <Serenity> oh god crocodylus_pontifex
32:00 <Serenity> please stop
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh that's the same website as horny mum
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> go figure
34:00 <Serenity> i ate some off greek yogurt once
34:00 <Serenity> and it fizzed on my tongue
34:00 <Serenity> i bet thats what it tastes like
35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> these stories ae probably all just croc
35:00 <Serenity> i really really hope so
36:00 <Maurice> Natural greek yogurt with mince garlic makes good kebab sauce
36:00 <Maurice> Minced*
36:00 <Serenity> now i want a kebab
36:00 <Maurice> I want 3
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> http://crimefeed.com/2015/01/woman-three-boobs-now-arrested-second-time/
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <Maurice> SERENITY
37:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/l/t1.0-9/11156175_10153175894193286_1429788351056188786_n.jpg?oh=9c61716309435d2c2c26b17dded695c6&oe=55E0D348
37:00 <simba> that nickname is so fake
37:00 <simba> tri devil
37:00 <Serenity> ahaha yes
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> check out that video
38:00 <simba> a surgeon and a doc 
38:00 <Maurice> All our nicknames are fake..
38:00 <simba> mines real
38:00 <simba> i meant last name***
39:00 <Serenity> im hungry :(
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebYa3VXojxI
40:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jasmine Tridevil - Born to Serve Views: 1,690   Uploader: FabrizzioCiccone Uploaded: Published on Jan 19, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 51 Seconds 
41:00 <simba> holy shit
41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I think I saw B1 in that video
43:00 <simba> wow that is just something else
43:00 <simba> i thought the major lazer bubble butt clip was the stupidest thing id see today
44:00 <lamaslamaswhodoesntlovelamas> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10982285_1013482848679575_3174008365530116272_n.jpg?oh=4d5291513ec4f9e1fcb15c211db04e28&oe=55994A38&__gda__=1440329817_b4505b95582cffea4caf6af75ea15a84
55:00 <Serenity> im watching a doco on the amityville house
56:00 <Serenity> kinda spooky
56:00 <Maurice> Yeah no thanks
56:00 <Maurice> I'm watching 2.5 men
01:00 <Tisk> yeah like
01:00 <Tisk> stuff and that
03:00 <Serenity> mauriice
03:00 <Serenity> i have choc mint hot choc
03:00 <Tisk> i got things like timtams
04:00 <Maurice> :o
04:00 <Maurice> You suck balls
04:00 <Serenity> sah good
04:00 <Maurice> UR FACE
05:00 <Serenity> yeah my face is good too
05:00 <Taco> my dick
05:00 <Taco> ur face
05:00 <Serenity> i dunno if your dick is good enough for my face
05:00 <Serenity> you'll have to show us
06:00 <Taco> nah I gave up dik piks
06:00 <Maurice> Ugh, Super nanny is on
06:00 <Maurice> I always want to punch these kids
06:00 <TheRiddler> chicken
06:00 <Serenity> it was worth a try taco
06:00 <Taco> im trying to drink heaps of water cause im so drunk and have a 14hr shift tomorrow
06:00 <Serenity> and Maurice that show always makes me annoyed so i cant watch it
06:00 <Maurice> Eat something
06:00 <Maurice> Greasy
07:00 <Taco> my dick is greasy
07:00 <Maurice> Thats usually me Serenity, I just want to backhand the kids
07:00 <TheRiddler> well then eat it
07:00 <TheRiddler> self fellatio
07:00 <Taco> yoga
07:00 <Taco> its rly g8
08:00 <Serenity> i want to see your knob taco
08:00 <Taco> i bet u do
09:00 <Maurice> I'd link a pic too
09:00 <Maurice> Cheers in advance
10:00 <Maurice> LIKE*
10:00 <Maurice> Ffs
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick pics hurry up
10:00 <Tisk> wtf
10:00 <Tisk> is the problem
11:00 <Tisk> stupids
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
12:00 <Tisk> dum dum head
12:00 <Serenity> the problem is not enough of tacos knob is out
13:00 <Tisk> yeah dum dum head
13:00 <Tisk> lols
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> not worth it if he is drunk
13:00 <Maurice> Supernanny shits me coz she says 'nothink'
13:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/uAceI.jpg wtf!
13:00 <Maurice> THERE IS NO K IN THE WORD
14:00 <Tisk> ?
14:00 <Tisk> im off me guts
14:00 <Tisk> lols
15:00 <Serenity> wow im sure thats a shock to everyone
15:00 <Tisk> nah i was joking
15:00 <Tisk> not fried
19:00 <Tisk> i dont drink nemore much
19:00 <Tisk> cause why should i waste money becuase someones dumb
20:00 <Tisk> i got everything i need
20:00 <Maurice> ...
20:00 <Tisk> nah its like my friends i have are wankers irl
21:00 <Tisk> hangers on
21:00 <Tisk> get bored
22:00 <Serenity> i wish i didnt start watching this thing
22:00 <Serenity> im home alone..
22:00 <Tisk> ?
22:00 <Tisk> that a moive title
22:00 <Tisk> netflix is good
22:00 <Tisk> if ya bored
23:00 <TheRiddler> ..
23:00 <Maurice> These kids, blah, 3 and 4 and the parents still brush their teeth for them
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> netting in bed all by myself is A M A Z I N G 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah oops
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i must go now lol
26:00 <Tisk> kk
26:00 <Tisk> :/
27:00 <Tisk> iphone update ftw
40:00 <Taco> ok fine i will eat some salami but if i get fat i will be jolly
49:00 <coffee> blah
51:00 <coffee> if that happens again
51:00 <coffee> that d be shit
51:00 <coffee> fuck it
53:00 <coffee> lol
19:00 <osmosis> how are you this morning teengirls?
19:00 <Tisk> :/
23:00 <Tisk> yeah
18:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
54:00 <mrgrumpy> coffee!!!
05:00 <Skirmish> What is a nice tea that helps people relax and unwind?
06:00 <Dugnuts> long island iced
01:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/341901352618654/videos/382947348514054/ <---- LOL
01:00 <Fez> biggest joke on irc?
03:00 <Fez> now I know what happened to the burgarlar
04:00 <Fez> maccas should rehire him
50:00 <faux> Weeeee
27:00 <Taco> Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard
28:00 <Taco> Goodbye horses!!! I'm flying over you!!!
28:00 <Fez> food dance as opposed to food fight
28:00 <Fez> inavative
33:00 <Taco> so many
33:00 <Mew> foofieeeee where r u
34:00 <Mew> faux *
34:00 <faux> Here
34:00 <faux> Hi
35:00 <Mew> i take dumb photos of myself at work with my friends iphone all the time and she just made an imgur gallery of them, theres some hell cute rory ones in there
36:00 <Loof> nawww
36:00 <Loof> how old is he now?
36:00 <faux> Looking now
36:00 <Mew> 2.2 lol
36:00 <Loof> adorable
36:00 <Mew> we just picked him up a new toddler bed
37:00 <Mew> a thomas one lol
37:00 <Loof> oh nice!
37:00 <Taco> loof remembers when he was 2.2... that was about the age when he had his first hit of heroin
37:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
37:00 <Loof>  /ignore Shadowgatee
37:00 <Shadowgate> lol
37:00 <faux> Awwww
37:00 <faux> He's so cute
37:00 <faux> Lol those pics rule
37:00 <faux> Omg speaking of pics
38:00 <faux> Did u see pazpazs snap
38:00 <faux> The Madonna one
38:00 <Taco> he went to his school reunion a few years ago, people asked what he's been doing...
38:00 <faux> Died
38:00 <Taco> he replied, "just heroin... and pickles"
38:00 <faux> Who are you talking about taco
38:00 <faux> Or to
38:00 <Taco> I'm talking to myself but whatevs
38:00 <faux> Oh ok
38:00 <Taco> Talking about loof
38:00 <faux> Righto
39:00 <Mew> ill check snap now is it still up?
40:00 <Loof>  /ignore NoteOP
41:00 <Taco> lol
41:00 <Loof> fuck off with your noteop taco you spaz
41:00 <Taco> 28>noteop28< send loof Hey Loof where did you meet your wife? Was it romantic?
42:00 <Loof> Taco cant get laid
42:00 <Loof> all these angry little men angry cause they cant get sex
43:00 <Taco> Totes
43:00 <Taco> I should just huff bongs all day like loof
43:00 <Taco> Then I won't want to get laid because of incompetance
43:00 <Taco> Loof is a smart guy
43:00 <Fez> mewtorboating would be fun
44:00 <Loof> dream on fez
44:00 <Loof> despo
44:00 <Fez> why
45:00 <Fez> is this where you abuse someone then quit?
48:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> zappping
48:00 <Loof>  /ignore TECHNOBOGAN
48:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> lols
48:00 <Loof> wankers everywhere
48:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> did u look in mirror
48:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> ?
49:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> loof hows the meds
49:00 <Loof> oh it's chris (who smells like piss)
49:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> ?
49:00 <Loof> figures
49:00 <Mew> TeKnOsLoB
49:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> lols Mew
50:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> i drink vb and play techno loud
50:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> in my undies
50:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> loof did u get 6core
50:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> ?
50:00 <Fez> my undies have holes in them
51:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> nah u have glory hole undies Fez not me
51:00 <Fez> no I do
51:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> do u call u penis Fez despensor
52:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> lols
52:00 <Fez> about 14 times
53:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> fuck song was at 130bpm
54:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> needed to up tito 150
54:00 <TECHNOBOGAN> lols
56:00 <Loof> gtfo chris you useless cumstomper
56:00 <Loof> wash your ass for gods sake
56:00 <Mew> god sees all, he already knows how it got that dirty
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <Mew> im gonna avva cuppa tea
58:00 <Loof> i'm gonna have a bong
58:00 <Fez> with cream?
58:00 <Loof> i have weed, do you chris?
58:00 <Loof> sucks to be you
03:00 <Loof> stomach is growling
03:00 <Loof> get home with my burgers already bitch
03:00 <Loof> coffee is as good as food brb
04:00 <Loof> bet i die from fluoride poisoning brushing my teeth after every coffee
06:00 <Mew> what burgers are u gettin
06:00 <Loof> mcfeasts
06:00 <Loof> wish it was whoppers
06:00 <Loof> but hj is out of her way
07:00 <Loof> this big hero 6 is an awesome kids movie that adults will enjoy too
07:00 <Loof> love movies like this
07:00 <Loof> so does zac
12:00 <Serenity> [12:04pm] <Loof> bet i die from fluoride poisoning brushing my teeth after every coffee
12:00 <Serenity> you wont die but your teeth will be fucked
12:00 <Loof> :(
13:00 <Serenity> brushing your teeth too much is bad and you'll just end up brushing all the enamel off
14:00 <Loof> i see
15:00 <Serenity> no more than 3 times a day
23:00 <Fez> what ever happened to all the maccas characters
24:00 <Fez> birdie and grimace and co
24:00 <Taco> mcdonaldland
24:00 <Fez> mcheaven?
25:00 <Serenity> theyre still there arent they?
25:00 <Serenity> or maybe they got rid of them because they think cartoon characters encourage kids to get fat
25:00 <Fez> not to my knowledge
25:00 <Fez> thats highly likely sez
25:00 <Taco> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonaldland#1980.E2.80.932003:_Popularity_and_decline
25:00 <Serenity> sadly it is haha
26:00 <Fez> the one with the hamburger head was cool
27:00 <Taco> McDonaldland used to give me nightmares. Still does.
28:00 <Fez> mcnightmare*
28:00 <Serenity> i remember when happy meals were like $3
28:00 <Fez> those were the days
29:00 <Fez> where was the loose change menu then
30:00 <Fez> most of the menu
30:00 <Fez> aldi 'shapes' are tasty
31:00 <Loof> http://naturalsociety.com/mcdonalds-keeps-losing-money-month-after-month/
31:00 <Loof> RIP McDonalds
31:00 <Serenity> how can they be losing money
32:00 <Serenity> theres a maccas on every corner
32:00 <Loof> not for long i guess
32:00 <Serenity> its ok
32:00 <Serenity> more room for hujs
32:00 <Serenity> hjs
32:00 <Loof> fuck yeah!
32:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> made crazy track
32:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> :P
32:00 <Serenity> no one cares
32:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> i do
33:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> and i am more than someone i am me
33:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> could play this track at a rave
33:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> every cunt would love it
34:00 <Serenity> no
34:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> yes
34:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> i know so
34:00 <Fez> itll think u like it if you engage it serenity
35:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> fez i love u
35:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> lols
35:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> nup
35:00 <Fez> everyone does
35:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> can bring and horse to water
35:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> but u cant make it drink
35:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> a
35:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> not and
36:00 <Loof> watch big hero 6 with your kids serenity if you can find time
36:00 <Serenity> try fez
36:00 <Serenity> true*
36:00 <Loof> good kids/parents movie
36:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> daddy day care
36:00 <Serenity> mt kids dont watch movies =/
36:00 <Loof> ah
37:00 <Serenity> my*
37:00 <Serenity> they get bored and leave me 1/4 the way through lol
37:00 <Loof> haha
38:00 <Fez> so if u want time alone put a movie on?
38:00 <Loof> is hola still working for you on a computer
38:00 <Loof> it works on my androids
38:00 <Loof> but not firefox
38:00 <Loof> for american content
38:00 <Loof> using my vpn instead for american content now
38:00 <Serenity> yeah im using it right now
38:00 <Serenity> on chrome
39:00 <Taco> I just use TOR Browser
39:00 <Loof> my be my shit
39:00 <Serenity> tor is slow
39:00 <Taco> nah
39:00 <Serenity> yes, its too slow for netflix
39:00 <Taco> Its pretty quick for me
39:00 <Taco> I use netflix directly, with getflix dns
39:00 <Taco> VPNs are slower than that setup!
40:00 <Serenity> hola took me not evena full minute to install and setup n works great
40:00 <Taco> Also they don't work so good with Chromecast unless you have some kind of modem that does the VPN'ing for you
40:00 <Loof> do you mean this tor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tor_%28anonymity_network%29), vpn's, or torrents are slow?
40:00 <Loof> hola was working for me
41:00 <Taco> The only thing that sux about TOR is that some websites block it
41:00 <Taco> Google sometimes does, but usually doesn't
41:00 <Serenity> even my mum can use hola without harassing me 50 times a minute on how it works so thats what we are using
41:00 <Loof> but last night nothing on the american netflix was working
41:00 <Taco> Google	
41:00 <Taco> Sorry...
41:00 <Taco> We're sorry...
41:00 <Taco> ... but your computer or network may be sending automated queries. To protect our users, we can't process your request right now.
41:00 <Taco> See Google Help for more information.
41:00 <Loof> vpn worked
41:00 <Fez> ebay sent me 2 power banks
41:00 <Loof> mobile hola was fine
42:00 <Serenity> i need to get me a tablet
42:00 <Taco> Loof would like sites like this too...
42:00 <Taco> http://zw3crggtadila2sg.onion/imageboard/drugs/
43:00 <ShadowLurker> use mine bub
43:00 <Loof> dont get an ipad
43:00 <ShadowLurker> see if its any good
43:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt use an ipad if it was given to me
43:00 <Loof> lol cool
43:00 <ShadowLurker> id use it to buy a better one
44:00 <Serenity> lol its like ie..most popular web browser
44:00 <Serenity> to download another browser
44:00 <Loof> haha
44:00 <Taco> TOR Browser is great for web browsing though... I even use imgur and facebook with it
44:00 <Serenity> I use tor a lot
45:00 <Loof> what for?
45:00 <Loof> buying guns?
45:00 <Taco> Facebook have a TOR hidden service but I can never get it to work
45:00 <Serenity> rofl no
45:00 <Taco> https://www.facebookcorewwwi.onion
45:00 <Serenity> forums n shit, browsing.. things i dont want my ip attached to
45:00 <Loof> i just use a vpn
45:00 <Taco> TORChan, 4chan :)
46:00 <Loof> tor is too slow
46:00 <Loof> i tried it for silk road
46:00 <Serenity> i like that i can get a new ip in seconds if i need to
46:00 <Loof> yeah my vpn can change me to anywhere on the planet with a click
46:00 <Loof> it's cool :D
47:00 <Loof> only $4 a month
47:00 <Taco> TOR has the most number of exit routers, way more than any VPN service
47:00 <Serenity> ive never used a vpn i dont really know much about them
47:00 <Loof> you just install a program
47:00 <Serenity> but i assume its easier to trace you back through a vpn than using tor
47:00 <Loof> and thats it
47:00 <Loof> you're right
47:00 <Taco> Sometimes you have to wait 20 sec for a page to load. But I just sip red bull, yell at my wife, and punch my computer, like Loof does normally
48:00 <Loof> tor is nearly impossible to trace
48:00 <Serenity> if im using tor i dont want to be traced
48:00 <Loof> if your vpn caves to the feds they can get your ip
48:00 <Loof> but that's only if they suspect you of something
48:00 <Loof> vpn provider*
48:00 <Taco> Loof proving he doesn't understand the legal system
49:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
49:00 <Loof> i use a vpn for torrents too
49:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> lol dis cunt
49:00 <Serenity> i assume if they are ordered to hand over details they have to
49:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> just no
49:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> liar
49:00 <Loof> yeah but it depends what country they are in
49:00 <Serenity> chris fuck off
49:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> dis cunt
49:00 <Loof> and that countries laws
50:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> lol
50:00 <Serenity> i dont really know how it all works
50:00 <Taco> Serenity, why hand over details, when the NSA just wiretaps entire datacentres?
50:00 <Taco> The amazing thing is that people are surprised its taking place today, when its been taking place for decades.
51:00 <Loof> if your vpn provider is in certain countries the feds cant do shit (for now)
51:00 <Taco> If your IP packets transit the US, the NSA has the capability to intercept it. Thats not the only country like that.
51:00 <Loof> fuck using torrents without a vpn any more
51:00 <Taco> If your VPN provider is in claimed safe haven countries, orgs like the NSA will just intercept ALL TRAFFIC at the borders.
51:00 <Loof> in australia
52:00 <Loof> way too risky
52:00 <Loof> i dont know much about tor, maybe you can torrent through it?
52:00 <Loof> would be slow as fuck though
52:00 <Taco> TOR is free
52:00 <Taco> www.torproject.org
52:00 <Serenity> i havent really reached out using tor past the browser
53:00 <Loof> ah i see
53:00 <Serenity> i dont do many dodge things to need much more
53:00 <Loof> cool
53:00 <Taco> Serenity, easy. Set a SOCKS5 proxy to connect to localhost port 9505
53:00 <Loof> i just pirate series
54:00 <Taco> sorry port 9150
54:00 <Serenity> ill be stuck here watching netflix for the next 15 years so i doubt ill be downloading much
54:00 <Taco> as long as you have tor browser open, that proxy will be available :)
54:00 <Serenity> haha
54:00 <Loof> i'm loving it
54:00 <Loof> def going to keep up the subscription after the trial
55:00 <Loof> plus i have fetch
55:00 <Loof> so i have tonnes to watch
56:00 <ShadowLurker> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11133655_928835397136875_3948565608484555056_n.jpg?oh=473c4c95f6baa1704fd0527dae27dde4&oe=559DECAD&__gda__=1437084693_52e2846f60039cdfe3a9e1ca81541a80
56:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
57:00 <Serenity> hahah
57:00 <Serenity> skids next 5 km
57:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
59:00 <Loof> cmon movie finish i want music
03:00 <Taco> http://uj3wazyk5u4hnvtk.onion/ <-- the pirate bay
11:00 <Fez> parma n potato bake ok for dinner guys?
12:00 <Serenity> yes
13:00 <Taco> no, cook something more satisfactory
14:00 <Fez> youll get what your given taco
20:00 <Fez> I dont get aluminium foil
20:00 <Serenity> why
20:00 <Fez> is tge shiny side suposed to be on the outside or inside
21:00 <Serenity> oh
21:00 <Serenity> shiny side out i think..
22:00 <Fez> yea cuz it reflects the heat better right?
22:00 <Fez> thats my thinking
22:00 <Fez> prolly doesnt matter at all though. iuno
23:00 <Serenity> i really dont know lol
24:00 <Fez> I mormally go shiny side out so ill just keep doing it
25:00 <Fez> seems to be working
27:00 <faux> Omg
27:00 <faux> FINALLY
27:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/7Uid93jUrf0
27:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: GWAR "Zombies, March!" (OFFICIAL VIDEO) Views: 359,037   Uploader: MetalBladeRecords Uploaded:  Oct 26, 2010 Duration: 5 Minutes 36 Seconds 
27:00 <faux> my internet is fast again
28:00 <faux> the past two days were deatg
28:00 <Loof> 4g?
28:00 <faux> no
28:00 <Loof> bummer
28:00 <faux> Its still fast thank fuck
28:00 <faux> 4g would be amazing 
28:00 <faux> But my rate plan doesn't offer unlimited net on 4g
29:00 <faux> I'm happy with 3g and unlimited 
29:00 <Loof> you'll be able to afford anything when you finish your course and work
29:00 <faux> Lol.
30:00 <Loof> god this boy is getting too heavy for my lap
30:00 <nate> big balls loof!
30:00 <Loof> brb gotta go outside for a bong
31:00 <Loof> jgkjjg jg;;'
42:00 <Fez> thebreasts
42:00 <Fez> have u been mewtorboating lately theron?
42:00 <TheRon> the fuzz
43:00 <TheRon> she won't let me
43:00 <Fez> have you asked?
44:00 <TheRon> no not really
44:00 <Fez> just remember to say please
44:00 <TheRon> oh alright
45:00 <Fez> hows the $1600 arm?
45:00 <TheRon> excellent
47:00 <zaim> 1600 dolla arm?
47:00 <zaim> do u give hand jobs for $1600 a pop or something
47:00 <TheRon> i play bowls, have you ever seen crackerjack?
48:00 <zaim> lol yes.. i got head in that movie
48:00 <zaim> i still remember it like it was yesterday
48:00 <zaim> so why the 1600
48:00 <zaim> did u win big
48:00 <Fez> re watch the film
49:00 <zaim> that i will not do
49:00 <TheRon> it's a great movie
49:00 <Fez> u might get head again
50:00 <zaim> lol fez one could only hope
50:00 <TheRon> homebrew my arse, get that shit down to forensics
50:00 <Fez> 1 more drink and im anybodies
50:00 <Fez> nice pins
50:00 <TheRon> fuck off
51:00 <Fez> many a classic line in that flick
51:00 <Fez> I work there cuz its close to my car park
52:00 <Fez> all that its  revealing now is about 2 inches of ass crack. hello ladies
53:00 <TheRon> a true revealer of charcter
54:00 <Fez> hope your not having a bad hair day stan . ill have that hat off in no time.
57:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
58:00 <Fez> ewes?
00:00 <Fez> now is your chance theron
00:00 <Fez> hi mew
09:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
09:00 <Dugnuts> so is the theron, or THE RON
13:00 <Serenity> good question
13:00 <Fez> charleze?
13:00 <Fez> or however you spell her name
15:00 <Fez> TheRon should find me a 3 breasted chick
16:00 <Dugnuts> i knew a theron
16:00 <Dugnuts> you pronounced it tehron tho
17:00 <Dugnuts> or more like teron
17:00 <Dugnuts> likt the start of television
17:00 <Dugnuts> te ron
17:00 <nate> doughnuts!
17:00 <Dugnuts> its dug
17:00 <Dugnuts> come on
17:00 <nate> dognuts!
17:00 <Dugnuts> keep going
18:00 <Dugnuts> you can do it
18:00 <TheRon> dug's nuts
18:00 <Dugnuts> i believe in you nate
18:00 <nate> nup fail!
18:00 <Dugnuts> ahh well
19:00 <Fez> ip dip dog shit
19:00 <Fez> you stood in it
20:00 <nate> foolez!
21:00 <nate> omy2gewd
21:00 <nate> studying hard Dugnuts
21:00 <nate> flight attendant Dugnuts
21:00 <nate> super dooper!
23:00 <Dugnuts> sup fugly
29:00 <TheRon> breasts!!
30:00 <Fez> dick shaped breasts?
30:00 <TheRon> no
30:00 <Fez> testicle breasts?
30:00 <TheRon> hell no
30:00 <Fez> hmm
30:00 <TheRon> water balloon breasts
30:00 <Fez> tough crowd
30:00 <Fez> bra busting breasts?
31:00 <TheRon> yes!
31:00 <Fez> finally
31:00 <ShadowLurker> ask Serenity nicely she might find some for you
32:00 <Fez> she scares me
32:00 <TheRon> sh'es so harmless
33:00 <Fez> please?
33:00 <Serenity> im not posting boobs in here anymore
33:00 <Fez> damn
33:00 <Fez> pm is fine..
33:00 <ShadowLurker> you guys ruined it
34:00 <Fez> something we said?
34:00 <ShadowLurker> heres what you do
34:00 <Taco> Serenity, yea I'm not posting dick pics anymore
34:00 <ShadowLurker> go to google
34:00 <ShadowLurker> type in
34:00 <Serenity> i dont wanna see dick pics anyway
34:00 <ShadowLurker> tumblr boobs
34:00 <ShadowLurker> enjoy
34:00 <ShadowLurker> or tits tumblr
35:00 <Fez> seems a bit much
35:00 <ShadowLurker> or midget donkey dildo tumblr
35:00 <Taco> tumblr dicks
35:00 <ShadowLurker> itll be there
35:00 <Serenity> dicks are gross
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
35:00 <ShadowLurker> like a busted sausage right
35:00 <Taco> thats why I don't shave, make it as hideous as possible
35:00 <Taco> bitches love it
35:00 <ShadowLurker> WOBBLY SAUSAGE
35:00 <Picard> hello niggas
35:00 <TheRon> elt chris in we'll hang shit on him it'll be great
36:00 <TheRon> i can do dick tricks
36:00 <TheRon> i can make shadow puppets
36:00 <Serenity> WOBBLY SAUSAGEEEE HLLLDDLLDLDLBLBLDLDLHIIILL
36:00 <Fez> tic tac dick
36:00 <ShadowLurker> AAAHAHAHAHAHA
36:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: but we have Picard here, why do we need Chris?
36:00 <TheRon> two's better than one?
36:00 <TokenDaRing> good point
37:00 <Picard> TheRon we have the unemployed gay TokenDaRing to ridcule so lets play
37:00 <Picard> <chrisdoper> ill fuken piss in yer mailbox shitcunt
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard likes to mock gay people
37:00 <TokenDaRing> typical bigot homophobe
37:00 <ShadowLurker> picard os gay people
37:00 <Picard> not all gay people
38:00 <TheRon> i like cheap trick
38:00 <Fez> youre just saying that
38:00 <ShadowLurker> is*
38:00 <Picard> onlycunts like u TokenDaRing
38:00 <TokenDaRing> ShadowLurker: he's too ashamed to admit it
38:00 <TokenDaRing> he'd be an outcast
38:00 <faux> zzzzzzz
38:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing its getting old, move on lad
39:00 <TheRon> beer boobs and footy
39:00 <TheRon> who's playing league
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: just as old as you abusing on gay people
39:00 <ShadowLurker> hes already an outcast
39:00 <Picard> who did i abuse?
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: anyone who's ever mentioned they're gay here
40:00 <Serenity> why dont you all give me tit pics for a change
40:00 <Fez> if I must
40:00 <ShadowLurker> they have to be good
40:00 <Fez> im not an expert
40:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity has quite a high standard
40:00 <ShadowLurker> not any minger will do
40:00 <TheRon> go saints
40:00 <Picard> go tigers
40:00 <Picard> nope TokenDaRing
40:00 <faux> ew tigers
40:00 <Picard> i said u are a unemployed gay, thats not abuse
40:00 <Picard> its fact
40:00 <TokenDaRing> well I'm not actually gay
40:00 <TokenDaRing> fyi
40:00 <faux> Dragons and broncos tonight 
40:00 <Picard> <chrisdoper> fucking gonna shit on yer head
40:00 <faux> :D
40:00 <Picard> lol @ this cun
41:00 <TheRon> minge is a great word
41:00 <TheRon> it should be used more often
41:00 <Fez> you fucking minge!!!!
41:00 <Fez> etc.
41:00 <TheRon> better than cunt
41:00 <Picard> t
41:00 <faux> Why are you all so hostile 
41:00 <Picard> cool story bro
41:00 <faux> Lol
41:00 <Picard> faux we need sex, can u let us take turns on you?
41:00 <TheRon> we need breasts
41:00 <faux> Like how can yoy waste so much negative energy just unleashing on people you've never met
41:00 <faux> I'm actually curious
41:00 <faux> Don't you get bored
42:00 <Fez> I slipped on a banana peel and went minge up
42:00 <Fez> works so well
42:00 <TheRon> see it just works
42:00 <Fez> nice minge
42:00 <Picard> bbl jobs to do
42:00 <faux> lolll
42:00 <faux> How convenient 
42:00 <faux> adios
42:00 <TokenDaRing> faux: how was your day?
42:00 <Picard> gotta feed the horses why the rain has stopped
43:00 <TheRon> why has every minge gone quiet all of a sudden?
43:00 <faux> Was fantastic thanks
43:00 <faux> and yours?
43:00 <TokenDaRing> not too bad
43:00 <Picard> send me a pic of your feet and i will stay and answer any questions you have
43:00 <TokenDaRing> roasted some more coffee
43:00 <faux> Cool
43:00 <TokenDaRing> watching House on Netflix
43:00 <faux> How long does it last you 
43:00 <faux> Oh I love house
44:00 <ShadowLurker> cos cunt
44:00 <Fez> poor minges
44:00 <TheRon> a lettuce cunt?
44:00 <faux> What seson?
44:00 <TokenDaRing> umm, depends on how much I roast
44:00 <faux> +a
44:00 <TokenDaRing> a 1kg lasts about 3 weeks?
44:00 <TokenDaRing> up to season 3
44:00 <faux> Sweet
44:00 <TokenDaRing> nearly through it
44:00 <faux> Nice
44:00 <nate> nice bunz TokenDaRing
44:00 <faux> I prefer the older seasons but I did like them all
44:00 <TokenDaRing> lol bunz?
45:00 <Fez> lettuce have a go?
45:00 <nate> who knows :D
45:00 <faux> I'm hungryyyy
45:00 <faux> Still a bit early for dins
45:00 <faux> Eh
45:00 <TokenDaRing> had some nutella on toast before
46:00 <TokenDaRing> that shit is awesome
48:00 <amsy> im hungry :(
49:00 <Ana_Ng> i have some leftover teriyaki chicken
49:00 <TokenDaRing> they have chicken in Alaska?
50:00 <TheRon> almost ashes time
50:00 <Ana_Ng> i live in the 63rd largest city in the u.s.
50:00 <TheRon> it's called "i can't believe it's not chicken"
51:00 <Fez> 5-0?
51:00 <TheRon> yes!
51:00 <TheRon> if kp comes back,  4-1
51:00 <Fez> starc the destroyer as leading wicket taker?
51:00 <TheRon> you'd think so
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Ana_Ng: anchorage?
51:00 <Ana_Ng> yes
52:00 <Fez> kp will never be asked back
52:00 <TheRon> so it's 5-0
52:00 <Fez> didnt clarke retire?
52:00 <TheRon> from one dayers
52:00 <Fez> seems like a backward decision
52:00 <TheRon> clarke can play til he's 40 like rogers
52:00 <TheRon> me and julio down by the schoolyard
53:00 <TheRon> more one dayers these days
53:00 <Fez> he will play till his back wont allow him
53:00 <TheRon> yep
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Ana_Ng: lol Anchorage is only just bigger than Hobart
54:00 <TokenDaRing> in population
54:00 <nate> i have a big bowl of rumpity pumpity!
55:00 <Fez> how many tests will he play in the ashes you reckon?
55:00 <TheRon> all 5
55:00 <Ana_Ng> right, we'd be the 9th largest
55:00 <Ana_Ng> wiki says hobart is 219,200
56:00 <Fez> I reckon he will get hurt in the second test
56:00 <Ana_Ng> anchorage is 300,950
56:00 <Dugnuts> bowl of rumbity pumpity?
56:00 <Dugnuts> wtf is that?
56:00 <Ana_Ng> which math class did you fail to think that's only just bigger
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Ana_Ng: compared to the other Australian cities
56:00 <TokenDaRing> it is only just bigger
57:00 <Fez> hopefully im wrong
57:00 <TheRon> clarke will hit 2 100's
57:00 <TokenDaRing> if you went to Brisbane, Sydney or Melbourne, you'd probably get lost
57:00 <Ana_Ng> not really, since i am originally from a 5 million population area
58:00 <Fez> in the first test?
58:00 <Fez> 1 each inning?
58:00 <TheRon> over the series
58:00 <Ana_Ng> got around tokyo and buenos aires just fine by myself
59:00 <Fez> oh
59:00 <TheRon> any shenanigans in ireland this time? 
59:00 <Fez> could be worse
59:00 <Skirmish> Don't argue with Ana_Ng. She's American and as such, knows everything. 
59:00 <TokenDaRing> she also pervs on her neighbours through the windows
59:00 <TokenDaRing> apparently that's a thing to do in Alaska
00:00 <Fez> dunno
00:00 <TheRon> david warner gonna headbutt someone in a pub?
00:00 <Ana_Ng> if only they did anything worth perving about :(
00:00 <Ana_Ng> trust me, i do not live a typical alaskan life
00:00 <TheRon> much shrinkage in alaska?
00:00 <nate> yeah is it cold :D
01:00 <Fez> nah
01:00 <Fez> on feild this time
01:00 <nate> TheRon JUMPS out of the water huge shrinkage
01:00 <Serenity> [2:59pm] <TokenDaRing> she also pervs on her neighbours through the windows
01:00 <Ana_Ng> for the guys who do the polar bear jump
01:00 <Serenity> could you imagine if a man said he was doing something like that? lol
02:00 <TheRon> i reckon they did it to botham we just never heard about it
02:00 <TokenDaRing> do we know Ana_Ng isn't a man?
02:00 <Serenity> well we dont really
02:00 <Ana_Ng> no, but we know you're a dumb shit
02:00 <Serenity> though joel or shads (cant remember which) said she gets her tits out on cam for them
02:00 <Skirmish> Not unless that man has barely filled water balloons on it's chest. 
02:00 <Ana_Ng> its
02:00 <TheRon> gorillaz - clint eastwood
02:00 <Serenity> LOL
02:00 <TokenDaRing> hahahahahah
02:00 <Dugnuts> heh
02:00 <TokenDaRing> oops
02:00 <Dugnuts> silly billy
02:00 <TokenDaRing> did I hit a nerve?
03:00 <Serenity> no skirmish broke her with his incorrect spelling of its
03:00 <Skirmish> I always get her to rage. Surprised she didn't bite at the know it all American line. 
03:00 <Dugnuts> well, it should be his
03:00 <Dugnuts> so that was silly either way
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: ana_ng rage is the best rage
04:00 <Fez> remember roy?
04:00 <TheRon> oh yeah
04:00 <TheRon> simmo
04:00 <Fez> tgats him
04:00 <Fez> thats
04:00 <Serenity> shes slagging you out on the other server now
04:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: No, I deliberately did it. I was being gender neutral. 
04:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah she mad
04:00 <Dugnuts> but you already said man...
04:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: lol if she wasn't g-lined she would be raging in my pm. 
05:00 <Fez> he took out a streaker once
05:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: I gave up explaining simple sentence structure to children when my son learnt to talk. I am not going to explain it for you. 
05:00 <Serenity> hahah
05:00 <TheRon> beer?
06:00 <Fez> gave him the ole shoulder
06:00 <Fez> BAM
07:00 <TheRon> what a player
08:00 <Fez> he got called a monkey
08:00 <TheRon> harbajan
09:00 <Fez> indeed
13:00 <Picard> back
14:00 <Zade> wb Picard, everyone was just saying how much you were missed 
14:00 <Picard> liar
14:00 <Picard> they are all losers and cannot handle the truth, thats why im disliked.
14:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah man it's everyone else's fault
15:00 <TokenDaRing> never yours
15:00 <Picard> you're just an emo cunt who doesnt handle the truth and turns into a stalker and constantly messages me
15:00 <TheRon> you gonna wait till fat boy fat boy wait till tomorrow!
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: smile for us
16:00 <TokenDaRing> give us a big smile
16:00 <Picard> im the firt to admit im a cunt, do i ever see you sdmitting your faults?
17:00 <TokenDaRing> thats why you need to smile more
17:00 <TheRon> i'm fat
17:00 <TokenDaRing> it's healthy for you
17:00 <TheRon> hopeless with women
17:00 <Picard> im fat,bald and a cunt :P
17:00 <TokenDaRing> no you're just a turd
18:00 <TheRon> there must be 50 ways to leave your lover
18:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing look how easy that was, TheRon and I both admit our faults
18:00 <Picard> its your turn boy
18:00 <TokenDaRing> ok Picard
18:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm gay
18:00 <TokenDaRing> also I pick my nose sometimes
18:00 <Picard> yuo think thats a fault?
18:00 <TokenDaRing> dirty habit, I know
18:00 <TokenDaRing> I dunno, you keep telling me I am?
18:00 <TheRon> right about now, funk soul brother
19:00 <Picard> being gay isnt a fault, being a wuiny gay cunt like u is the fault 
20:00 <Fez> each shade of grey is a way
20:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: when you admitted your faults, you should have also said illiterate
20:00 <Picard> there called typos lad
21:00 <Picard> did u google that responce? seems to take a long time for you to answer.
21:00 <ShadowLurker> responce
21:00 <Picard> well done shadow :P
21:00 <TokenDaRing> ShadowLurker: he's also admitting he's a ponce
21:00 <ShadowLurker> hes not anything
21:00 <TheRon> i like breasts!!
21:00 <Picard> at least u are with it
21:00 <ShadowLurker> he's nothing
22:00 <Picard> hahahaa 
22:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: everyone should like breasts
22:00 <Picard> im more than u cunts will ever be
22:00 <TheRon> indeed
22:00 <Picard> depends if they are saggy 
22:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: we aren't talking about yours
23:00 <TheRon> why does drinking carlton draught always make you want a parma and chips?
23:00 <Picard> no idea, i dont drink beer
24:00 <TheRon> we've mentioned breasts and minge and still nothing from nobody
24:00 <Fez> did we break irc?
24:00 <TheRon> i think we did
24:00 <TheRon> what are you some kid of poofter?
24:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <Picard> nuh, i just prefer scotch and red wine
24:00 <TheRon> gone all hoity toity on us
25:00 <TheRon> overloaded the servers with breasts and minge
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard's a bit of an alcho
25:00 <Picard> lol
25:00 <TheRon> you're too good for beer
26:00 <Fez> that can only be a good thing surely
26:00 <TheRon> you'd think
26:00 <Picard> whats wrong with drinking glenfiddich and wine?
26:00 <TheRon> unaustralian
26:00 <Dugnuts> nothing, if you love the cock
26:00 <Dugnuts> apparently
26:00 <Picard> lol
27:00 <TheRon> whats wrong with breasts and minge?
27:00 <Fez> if I had breasts id show them to everyone
27:00 <TheRon> i do have breasts but i'm shy
27:00 <Picard> do u drink anything other then beer?
27:00 <TheRon> yes after i've drank beer
27:00 <Picard> bogan
28:00 <Fez> all natural?
28:00 <TheRon> everything is original
28:00 <TheRon> i'm trying to pitch the idea of "the bogan bachelor" to channel 10
28:00 <Picard> lol
28:00 <Picard> sounds good
29:00 <Fez> cleavage?
29:00 <Picard> starring TheRon TokenDaRing and simba 
29:00 <Picard> the ladies are 
29:00 <TokenDaRing> lol Picard
29:00 <TheRon> nah it's a rip off of the bachelor
29:00 <TokenDaRing> they should do a show about you
29:00 <Picard> faux, Serenity,and Mew
29:00 <TokenDaRing> "Mid life Crisis"
30:00 <TheRon> that wide looking cleavage
30:00 <TheRon> the bogan and all these chicks from frankston
30:00 <Picard> this cunt ever gives up does he
30:00 <Loof> gtfo pictard cocksuckler
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: you started on me just then
30:00 <TokenDaRing> I just responded
30:00 <TokenDaRing> why dont' you give up and go back to bashing your wife
30:00 <Picard> im trying to make u famous
30:00 <TheRon> wife bashing is wrong
30:00 <Picard> why dont u get some actuall good trolls lad
31:00 <TheRon> i've offended ppl with the use of the word minge
31:00 <Picard> TheRon tell that so TokenDaRing's bf
31:00 <Picard> to*
31:00 <ShadowLurker> are you still alive Picard
31:00 <TokenDaRing> ShadowLurker: sadly
31:00 <Picard> just ShadowLurker
31:00 <TokenDaRing> hopefully he'll die so his family can escape his abusive reign
31:00 <ShadowLurker> i would have thought eventually youd realize youre a sad pathetic nothing and end it all
32:00 <Serenity> excuse me
32:00 <Serenity> im not a bogan you fuck
32:00 <Dugnuts> thats a lot of rage
32:00 <TheRon> i'm a bogan apparently
32:00 <Picard> i know Serenity, you will be one of the glamorous chics 
32:00 <Serenity> nah i am
32:00 <TokenDaRing> ShadowLurker: picard is going to get up in front of a bunch of people and shoot himself
32:00 <Serenity> but im ok with that
32:00 <ShadowLurker> good
32:00 <ShadowLurker> where do we get tickets
33:00 <Fez> no?!?!
33:00 <TheRon> kate bush - wuthering heights 
33:00 <TheRon> great song
33:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing u are aware the suicide rate in the gay community is high, your days are numbered lad
33:00 <Picard> its only a matter of time :)
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: ladies first
34:00 <TokenDaRing> remember, down and up, not across
34:00 <Loof> mrgrumpy i tried your exercise suggestion for my lack of energy. it worked but i ended up puking on myself again. seems electrolite imbalance from seroquel is very common so i had salt water and it fixed it. now i have energy and feel fine ty :)
35:00 <ShadowLurker> aka he had a bong
35:00 <TheRon> system of a down - byobb
36:00 <Fez> im not a fan
36:00 <TheRon> babushka more your speed
37:00 <Fez> nope
37:00 <Fez> her breasts are
37:00 <Picard> Mew hello
37:00 <TheRon> everybody's going to the party have a real good time
37:00 <Serenity> someone should give me a bong
37:00 <Picard> there is party in TokenDaRing pants, u bring the lube TheRon
38:00 <faux> Fuck the following is such a good show
38:00 <Dugnuts> you already have the weed to go in it?
38:00 <Picard> no Serenity
38:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: stop talking about me
38:00 <Loof> my nurse said i'm being drug tested in a fortnight
38:00 <Loof> so i'm off it again lol
38:00 <TheRon> serenity you toke i had no idea
38:00 <Picard> why, u talk about me all the time
39:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmbhfI8f_Ek
39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: David Lee Roth - California Girls (Music Video) Views: 1,982,031   Uploader: jonboy122 Uploaded:  May 16, 2006 Duration: 4 Minutes 31 Seconds 
39:00 <TheRon> breasts!!
39:00 <Serenity> rarely ron
39:00 <TheRon> i never have
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: if you want me, why don't you just say so? You'll feel better for admitting it
39:00 <TokenDaRing> all that sexual tension from you is getting too much
39:00 <ShadowLurker> picard will take any form of attention
40:00 <TheRon> the following is kkiefer sutherland?
40:00 <Picard> no thanks TokenDaRing
40:00 <TheRon> my favourite john farnham song is playing
40:00 <Picard> lol TheRon
40:00 <TheRon> don't you know it's magic
41:00 <Fez> sounds stalkerish
41:00 <TheRon> technically it's little river band
43:00 <Picard> technically its still lame
44:00 <TheRon> worse than barracking for richmond, i think not
44:00 <Picard> lol
44:00 <Picard> who do u barrack for?
45:00 <Picard> carlton?
45:00 <TheRon> the greatest team of all
46:00 <Mew> Picard you little homeless snail
46:00 <Mew> hru?
46:00 <Picard> homeless?
46:00 <Picard> im good thanks mew, u?
46:00 <Mew> you'll get it
46:00 <Mew> good thx!
46:00 <Picard> tit pics pls
47:00 <TheRon> picard you gotta work up to it
47:00 <Picard> nuh not with mew
47:00 <Picard> she gives it out 
47:00 <Mew> I don't have any tit pics
47:00 <Picard> take some
47:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ dont have any
47:00 <Mew> I'm using a 3310 right now there's no camera
48:00 <ShadowLurker> jump on google find a pair
48:00 <Picard> well email them to me
48:00 <ShadowLurker> reverse the image and send
48:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker is a pro
48:00 <Serenity> he sends his tit pics all the time
49:00 <TheRon> i'm just a gigolo and everywhere i go...... 
49:00 <ShadowLurker> too right
49:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FklUAoZ6KxY
49:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana Views: 12,752,700   Uploader: alyankovicVEVO Uploaded:  Oct 2, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 44 Seconds 
50:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/91ca889dc01e4f30be8d28dbcc057fb7/tumblr_nmtpggqyG81rtg6n0o1_500.gif
50:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!!
50:00 <Picard> yuk
51:00 <Sunbeam> morning all :)
51:00 <Picard> might go jerk off before dinner
51:00 <mr_ducati> wanker.
51:00 <Serenity> make sure you wash your hands young man
51:00 <Picard> wanna watch?
52:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4qh_9vH1Ww
52:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: David Lee Roth - Just Like Paradise Views: 1,785,461   Uploader: 1984rockcity Uploaded: Published on Feb 18, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 17 Seconds 
53:00 <Serenity> indeed
53:00 <TheRon> who's seen get hard??
54:00 <TheRon> don't!
55:00 <TheRon> serenity you're hubby must absolutely love you
55:00 <Fez> serenity hss made my week
55:00 <Fez> thankyou
55:00 <Dugnuts> you are acting like they are hers or something
55:00 <Serenity> im watching super high me
55:00 <TheRon> whats that?
56:00 <faux> Serenity
56:00 <faux> Is the following on netflix
56:00 <faux> you're hubby
56:00 <TheRon> dugnust they be breasts
56:00 <faux> you are hubby
56:00 <Serenity> its like a parody of super size me.. but some dudes getting stoned all day every day for 30 days straight
56:00 <TheRon> classy
56:00 <Mew> they should combine the two
56:00 <Mew> mmmmmm big mac
57:00 <Dugnuts> there are literally millions of them on the web
57:00 <TheRon> whats this web you speak of?
57:00 <Serenity> i hope he does TheRon
57:00 <faux> ANSWER MY Q BITCH
57:00 <Serenity> umm ill check
57:00 <faux> k
57:00 <Serenity> super sized stoned me
57:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <Serenity> its on the american one yes
58:00 <faux> Watch it
58:00 <TheRon> beach boys - kokomo
58:00 <Serenity> mebbe later
58:00 <faux> Well I didnt mean right now
58:00 <faux> Lol
58:00 <Mew> get high and eat McDonald's for a month
58:00 <Serenity> well this dude did put on 8 lbs
58:00 <Serenity> for the time he did it
59:00 <faux> I meant watch the series
59:00 <Serenity> TheRon
59:00 <Serenity> http://40.media.tumblr.com/9c7eba5e759c8de2e81d9330bb37b389/tumblr_nlp1k9txiE1rtg6n0o1_500.jpg
59:00 <AzzA> yes its def on the american one
59:00 <Serenity> yes thank you
59:00 <AzzA> the kevin bacon tv series?
59:00 <Serenity> i didnt just say that
59:00 <faux> Lol 
59:00 <faux> I hate when people do that
59:00 <TheRon> you're a good egg
59:00 <faux> I didn't need confirmation thx azza
59:00 <ShadowLurker> woah jubblies
59:00 <faux> I believed her
59:00 <AzzA> fuck you then
59:00 <AzzA> i wont be a help
59:00 <faux> Mmm kevin bacon
59:00 <faux> -kevin
59:00 <Serenity> I ALREADY ANSWERED THE FUCKING QUESTION
59:00 <Serenity> YOU WERE NO HELP
59:00 <Mew> some people lose weight from it too
59:00 <Mew> 420 diet
00:00 <faux> rofl
00:00 <faux> yowzers
00:00 <Serenity> i had too much v
00:00 <Serenity> i need to go for a run
00:00 <ShadowLurker> and boobs
00:00 <Dugnuts> haha
00:00 <Dugnuts> as long as there are no munchies nearby\
00:00 <TheRon> we've been spending most our lives living in an amish paradise
00:00 <Serenity> yeah i have a mate who was quite a chub
00:00 <Serenity> turned into a full of pot head now hes so skinny
01:00 <AzzA> jump infront of a bus while yopu are there
01:00 <AzzA> for being a cunt
01:00 <AzzA> haha
01:00 <faux> gollt
01:00 <faux> Gollt
01:00 <faux> FUC
01:00 <faux> M
01:00 <faux> OFFKXKDSNSNDD
01:00 <Serenity> thats a bit fucking harsh
01:00 <Serenity> you absolute cunt
01:00 <TheRon> ba ba ba barbara ann
01:00 <AzzA> lol
01:00 <AzzA> i was only backing you up and confirming that it was on there sheesh
02:00 <AzzA> no need to jump down me throat
02:00 <faux> Lol
02:00 <Picard> faux
02:00 <AzzA> i might have a big head
02:00 <faux> How can I help you
02:00 <Serenity> am I not allowed to be funny with people anymore?
02:00 <AzzA> butmy neck isnt that big
02:00 <Serenity> also TheRon
02:00 <Serenity> http://40.media.tumblr.com/25b4c436258e87fbb8ea083055a920a0/tumblr_nmgqs7p3QB1rtg6n0o1_500.jpg
02:00 <Picard> u never were funny Serenity :P
02:00 <faux> If that's uou being funny I'm scared of you angry 
02:00 <AzzA> yeah Serenity
02:00 <AzzA> there is humor
02:00 <TokenDaRing> do people still use CD's?
02:00 <TheRon> nope
02:00 <Serenity> dunno but my deck in my car doent have a cd slot
03:00 <AzzA> then there is your humor
03:00 <faux> humor
03:00 <faux> OK americunf
03:00 <faux> T
03:00 <ShadowLurker> hot damn
03:00 <faux> wow incant type for shit
03:00 <Dugnuts> so serenity just goes around googling boobs
03:00 <Dugnuts> and has TheRon in the palm of her hand
03:00 <AzzA> i type humour and get chastized for that too
03:00 <Dugnuts> easy peasy
03:00 <ShadowLurker> not just boobs
03:00 <AzzA> i cant win
03:00 <Serenity> i dont think anyone here has ever seen me angry lol
03:00 <faux> Her areolas are the size of minion eyes
03:00 <ShadowLurker> perfect boobs
03:00 <Serenity> Dugnuts if you dont like them dont look
03:00 <Serenity> honestly stop being such a wowser
03:00 <Dugnuts> im just laughing at TheRon
03:00 <Picard> Dugnuts are u offended by boobs?
03:00 <TheRon> i think i'm just too white and nerdy
03:00 <Dugnuts> they see you mowin
04:00 <faux> I don't think Theron has google
04:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
04:00 <AzzA> i would fuck the shit out of those bewbs tbh
04:00 <Serenity> im not even using google
04:00 <Serenity> but ok
04:00 <Picard> who belongs to the tits Serenity?
04:00 <AzzA> Serenity has boobs on the go
04:00 <Serenity> cant post boobs anymore cause loof whinges theyre all saggy and Dugnuts has a cry
04:00 <Serenity> ok
04:00 <faux> LOL
04:00 <Dugnuts> wow
04:00 <Dugnuts> me mentioning how pathetic TheRon is for crawling at your feet for simple boob pics
04:00 <Dugnuts> your front yard!
04:00 <Mew> double dong denzeeeel
05:00 <Dugnuts> = me having a cry
05:00 <faux> ibwatched the dumbest movie the other day and it rwminded me of ubazza
05:00 <Serenity> but hes not
05:00 <AzzA> well they arent Serenity's cos her isnt that long
05:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
05:00 <Dugnuts> sure he is
05:00 <Serenity> youre just being a fucking sook
05:00 <AzzA> faux
05:00 <Dugnuts> im not the one getting all butthurt here
05:00 <AzzA> i dont know a ubazza
05:00 <Serenity> ive posted tits in here since the dawn of time. tits are my thing
05:00 <Serenity> if you dont like it
05:00 <faux> Rofl
05:00 <Serenity> go elsewhere
05:00 <Picard> u sound butthurt
05:00 <faux> Shut up az
05:00 <AzzA> what movie was it?
05:00 <faux> I can't type ok
05:00 <faux> Its called chef
05:00 <AzzA> join my club then
05:00 <Serenity> now im watching a doco on kinky sex stuff
05:00 <Serenity> damn you netflix
05:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: lol which one?
06:00 <AzzA> i seen it
06:00 <AzzA> its quite good
06:00 <Serenity> theres so many ridiculously bad horror movies on netflix
06:00 <Serenity> im so excited
06:00 <faux> The only good thing about it was scarlet Johansen but i only saw her fornlike 3.5 seconds 
06:00 <TheRon> woo dancing queen
06:00 <Picard> i  need a shit, want me to post a pic Dugnuts?
06:00 <faux> Good? Lol
06:00 <faux> You need a shit?
06:00 <faux> Or to shit
06:00 <Picard> to shit
06:00 <AzzA> i like at the end when the critic wants to open a chain of sandwich outlets with him
06:00 <Dugnuts> i have to ask, has anyone ever said yes to that question Picard?
06:00 <Picard> faux is it your shit?
06:00 <AzzA> FUCKI JUST RUINED THE MOVIE FOR EVERYONE!
06:00 <faux> Yes
06:00 <Serenity> its just called kink
07:00 <Picard> yes Dugnuts
07:00 <Serenity> Dugnuts is a shit irc user
07:00 <Serenity> im just putting that out there
07:00 <faux> Who cares you did everyone a favour
07:00 <faux> Worst movie ever 
07:00 <Dugnuts> thats ok Serenity
07:00 <AzzA> no way
07:00 <faux> Oh and Sofia vergara 
07:00 <faux> Hnngngng
07:00 <AzzA> it was ok
07:00 <Dugnuts> i dont like you either
07:00 <AzzA> Serenity isnt that just common knowledge?
07:00 <TheRon> i saw get hard and needed a shower
07:00 <Serenity> i hope so AzzA
07:00 <Serenity> i really hope so
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <AzzA> is she the mexican woman from that other tv show
07:00 <Mew> the best one I've seen is my granny the escort
07:00 <TokenDaRing> oh god
07:00 <Mew> 10/10 would watch again
07:00 <Serenity> :|
07:00 <Mew> its better than you think
08:00 <AzzA> faux
08:00 <TheRon> modern family
08:00 <AzzA> she talkes with a spanish lisp
08:00 <Serenity> modern fam
08:00 <AzzA> well spanish people talk with a lisp anyway
08:00 <AzzA> its the mexicans who do
08:00 <AzzA> nt
08:00 <AzzA> dont*
08:00 <TheRon> former model who decided she could act
08:00 <AzzA> fuck
08:00 <faux> She's Columbian 
08:00 <AzzA> id spunk all over her face too tbh
08:00 <faux> She's gorgeous 
08:00 <AzzA> thats another rreason why she probably has a lisp
09:00 <Serenity> i think shes stunning
09:00 <faux> She doesn't have a lisp
09:00 <AzzA> i think she does
09:00 <faux> Cos you've only heard Perth bogsns
09:00 <AzzA> its exotic
09:00 <faux> So everyone sounds foreign
09:00 <TheRon> i've always wanted the chick from law and order svu to do things to me
09:00 <AzzA> pfft
09:00 <faux> Lmao theron
09:00 <AzzA> lolwut
09:00 <faux> You're such a dsd
09:00 <faux> Dad
09:00 <AzzA> ive lived in every capital city except for hobart and canberra
10:00 <faux> Ron's ultimate babe is bettty white
10:00 <Serenity> she doesnt have a lisp at all
10:00 <faux> I actually love her 
10:00 <Serenity> wtf
10:00 <faux> See
10:00 <TheRon> hilary clinton
10:00 <AzzA> its her accent
10:00 <faux> You're shit
10:00 <faux> B1 has a lisp
10:00 <AzzA> it appears like a lisp
10:00 <Serenity> LOL
10:00 <Serenity> it doesnt appear as a lisp
10:00 <faux> Lmao
10:00 <Serenity> what do you think a lisp is
10:00 <AzzA> it does to me
10:00 <AzzA> its my story
10:00 <AzzA> and im STICKING TO IT!
10:00 <faux> Your story sucks
10:00 <AzzA> fuck up!
10:00 <Mew> scouts honour
10:00 <Serenity> well, im not sure it could be any worse
10:00 <TheRon> is 50 shades a doco??
10:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah you should watch it TheRon
10:00 <TokenDaRing> might learn something
10:00 <TheRon> notepad and pen at the ready
11:00 <Serenity> http://36.media.tumblr.com/8ab92d43d814ac2f042286c46b9905e0/tumblr_nl4o8aTAmW1rtg6n0o1_500.jpg
11:00 <Serenity> nipples for days
11:00 <AzzA> im going to rage quit in a minute
11:00 <Dugnuts> ?
11:00 <TheRon> hilary clinton was the most powerful woman in the world and i wanted her to overpower me
11:00 <faux> Wax much
11:00 <AzzA> she is cold :P
11:00 <AzzA> she has goosebumps
11:00 <simba> seahorse donkey
11:00 <faux> Hi simby
11:00 <AzzA> simba
11:00 <StrykerX> <TheRon> hilary clinton was the most powerful woman in the world and i wanted her to overpower me << LOL
11:00 <faux> haahahhaahahhahaha
11:00 <simba> hello seahorse lovers
12:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, do you also desire Oprah?
12:00 <AzzA> monica lewisnky had all the power at one stage
12:00 <TheRon> she's a bitch
12:00 <Serenity> i love TheRon
12:00 <AzzA> the power of the pussy
12:00 <StrykerX> rofl
12:00 <Serenity> http://40.media.tumblr.com/f2409e17fa30ce694b78fd9cee77b91c/tumblr_nkpuw4Nfgl1rtg6n0o1_500.jpg
12:00 <Serenity> that
12:00 <Serenity> plz
12:00 <TheRon> showbiz arsehole written all over oprah
12:00 <AzzA> wtf
12:00 <AzzA> that is seriously my sister
12:00 <AzzA> how the fuck
12:00 <TheRon> saying soon i'm gonna be a jedi, soon i'm gonna be a jedi
13:00 <AzzA> lol jokessss.....my sister is a fat whore
13:00 <Serenity> LOL what
13:00 <AzzA> actually
13:00 <Serenity> is still fuck her if she was your sister
13:00 <AzzA> i take that back
13:00 <Serenity> tbh
13:00 <AzzA> my sister isnt a whore, she married her highschool sweetheart
13:00 <AzzA> she has never had another man
13:00 <Serenity> oh boy
13:00 <Serenity> theyre tying a hot dude up
13:00 <TokenDaRing> never done that Serenity? :P
14:00 <Serenity> only 1 dude ever?
14:00 <AzzA> i couldnt do that
14:00 <AzzA> just have the same woman from highschool
14:00 <Serenity> wow
14:00 <Serenity> i dont think i could either
14:00 <AzzA> without experiencing 5,000 others
14:00 <simba> must b one bitchin ass female
14:00 <faux> Um
14:00 <faux> The fact you saw that abd thought of your sister is disturbing
14:00 <Dugnuts> haha
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <AzzA> i was going to say my ex wife
14:00 <Dugnuts> whatever gets your motor running i say
14:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
14:00 <TheRon> you hands free?
14:00 <Serenity> sure have
14:00 <Serenity> they have a big black dong on a machine thing though... ive never done that
15:00 <AzzA> but no one would have believed that
15:00 <faux> So you thought of the next naked chick you've seen 
15:00 <AzzA> my ex wife was actually better looking that her
15:00 <simba> Dugnuts the dude that went on about your mum jokes for half an hour thinks incest is A-OK
15:00 <Serenity> as long as he hasnt fucked his sister im ok
15:00 <AzzA> fuck off i could have said my mum
15:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
15:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh man
15:00 <Serenity> rofl simba
15:00 <Dugnuts> i just like to keep the conversation rolling my friend
15:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
15:00 <TheRon> things people do when the kids aren't around
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> what are you watching?
15:00 <Serenity> a doco called 'kink'
15:00 <Serenity> on NF
16:00 <simba> and we love u 4 it
16:00 <AzzA> just another game brought to you by Crown and Andrews
16:00 <Serenity> http://40.media.tumblr.com/ffd11d76e10f52c2ec2f346a525ba6fd/tumblr_nhw08rWGmK1rtg6n0o1_500.jpg
16:00 <Dugnuts> didnt they do sale of the century?
16:00 <AzzA> they also did Incest
16:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4
16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Abba - Waterloo Views: 9,436,674   Uploader: AbbaVEVO Uploaded:  Feb 23, 2010 Duration: 2 Minutes 47 Seconds 
16:00 <AzzA> she looks asian tbh Serenity
16:00 <AzzA> pass..
16:00 <Picard> well fuck me
16:00 <TheRiddler> ah
17:00 <Dugnuts> you wish phlick123
17:00 <Dugnuts> oops
17:00 <Dugnuts> Picard
17:00 <Dugnuts> tab failed me
17:00 <simba> azns r nice
17:00 <AzzA> if you like them they are
17:00 <Picard> no, no i dont you faggot cunt
17:00 <TheRon> anybody else singing along to abba
17:00 <AzzA> i mean i dont dislike them as a race....entirely
17:00 <Serenity> azza only approves of white tits ok
17:00 <AzzA> i just couldnt see my self fucking one
18:00 <faux> Lol my mate messaged me saying this chick he hooked up with had a cunt that smelt like Vegemite 
18:00 <faux> I'm so scared
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <Dugnuts> wtf
18:00 <AzzA> yeah, im really only into caucasians
18:00 <Dugnuts> vegemite?
18:00 <simba> tits r tits its just that some r colored differently due 2 their distance from the equator
18:00 <faux> Yeah 
18:00 <faux> He's like I couldn't have left her house any faster 
18:00 <Dugnuts> how...
18:00 <faux> I have NO idea
18:00 <AzzA> i like vegemite
18:00 <Serenity> rofl wow
18:00 <Dugnuts> well then do we have a girl for you!
18:00 <AzzA> but that would mean a yeast infection
18:00 <Serenity> thats an interesting smell
18:00 <AzzA> :P
18:00 <faux> Salty cunt
18:00 <Dugnuts> probably
18:00 <faux> :'(
18:00 <Dugnuts> ive smelled yeast infection before
18:00 <faux> I'm gagging at life
18:00 <faux> Ewwwww
18:00 <Serenity> yeast infections dont smell like vegemite
19:00 <Dugnuts> and i wouldnt say vegemite
19:00 <Dugnuts> it would have to be a yeast infection that had been cultivated carefully
19:00 <TheRon> scotch and coke and lick it offf?
19:00 <AzzA> lol, i was making the connection because of the main ingredient in vegemite is yeast
19:00 <faux> I was with a dude who whipped out his dick once and it smelt like stale doritos, fish and moth balls
19:00 <Dugnuts> ...
19:00 <Serenity> and that girl is nor asian shes italian
19:00 <Dugnuts> whats with these people
19:00 <faux> My friends and I called him smegmatron
19:00 <AzzA> lol thats a combination
19:00 <faux> I was like
19:00 <faux> Oh is that the time.
19:00 <AzzA> oh if she is italian
20:00 <AzzA> then its all good :)
20:00 <Serenity> anyway
20:00 <Blarp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otUJzNtRPhw
20:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Most Emotional Surprise of the Year Views: 4,765,641   Uploader: samsungturkiye Uploaded: Published on Feb 10, 2015 Duration: 2 Minutes 46 Seconds 
20:00 <Blarp> smack right in the feels
20:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
20:00 <TheRon> so when you're near me darling can't you me baby SOS
20:00 <Dugnuts> i guess some people just dont understand hygeine
20:00 <AzzA> speaking of
20:00 <faux> Yeah forreals
21:00 <AzzA> im going to go and shower my body of a god and get ready to go and watch the sluts dance on a pole at the local
21:00 <simba> understand what?
21:00 <faux> High jeans
21:00 <Serenity> i wish my vagina smelled like starburst
21:00 <Serenity> the red ones
21:00 <AzzA> if your vagina smelt like starburst
21:00 <faux> They make my nose hurt
22:00 <Dugnuts> the best one i ever had smelled and tasted of cherries
22:00 <faux> When I smell em
22:00 <AzzA> id be over there erryday
22:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt question it
22:00 <faux> The pink ones are sweeter
22:00 <Dugnuts> i just enjoyed the deliciousness
22:00 <faux> Both equally delicious 
22:00 <TheRon> does wizz fizz work down there?
22:00 <Serenity> imagine a smoo that smelled like them tho
22:00 <faux> What.
22:00 <Serenity> wowser
22:00 <AzzA> and Serenity could have all the risotto you like
22:00 <Serenity> rofl
22:00 <Serenity> starburst 4 daiz
22:00 <TheRon> saints for the win
23:00 <faux> Kevin bacons facr reminds me of a skeleton 
23:00 <faux> The way his nose turns upward a bit is so... Skeletal 
23:00 <AzzA> he is horrible
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <faux> its so distracting 
23:00 <AzzA> he reminds me of skeletor
23:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back Ana_Ng. It's great to see you back. 
23:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Ana_Ng
23:00 <TokenDaRing> got your water balloons all sorted?
24:00 <faux> .
24:00 <TheRon> 6 degrees to kevin bacon?
24:00 <simba> red lips and rosy cheeks say youll see me again even if its in ur.. wildest.. dreams.. 
24:00 <Dugnuts> hahah
24:00 <Dugnuts> you guys and your lyrics
24:00 <AzzA> fax do you not remember skeletor?
24:00 <AzzA> fax?
24:00 <AzzA> faux
24:00 <faux> I do
24:00 <faux> Email
24:00 <TheRon> I HAVE THE POWER!!
24:00 <Dugnuts> you mean from he-man?
24:00 <TheRon> breasts?
24:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: well, it has to use something
24:00 <Mew> I was thinking more ping pong show Alaska style
24:00 <Serenity> two obese tabbies
24:00 <TokenDaRing> its got a flat chest
24:00 <Mew> she inserts them and then lays ice eggs
25:00 <Serenity> im bored of boobies now
25:00 <AzzA> pump up the a/c, and c/c it over to me
25:00 <Dugnuts> the dude who had a skull for a face but a suprisingly buff body
25:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <faux> Aka Kevin bacon 
25:00 <AzzA> yeah he-man
25:00 <Serenity> he has a veiny penis
25:00 <AzzA> and faux is right
25:00 <Dugnuts> did kevin bacon play skeletor in the masters of the universe movie?
25:00 <AzzA> you just described kevin bacon
25:00 <AzzA> no....
25:00 <AzzA> lol
25:00 <AzzA> he would have been like 5
25:00 <Serenity> http://dangerousminds.net/comments/japanese_game_show_where_the_contestants_get_hand_jobs#7suExQ5A5sysv8VQ.01
25:00 <faux> Why do you keep confirming shit that's said
25:00 <Serenity> uh
25:00 <faux> I'm gonna pouracid in your eyes
25:00 <TheRon> fish heads?
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Mew: Ana_Ng  craps out huge ice eggs from its butt?
26:00 <Dugnuts> no
26:00 <Dugnuts> it was in the 80s
26:00 <Dugnuts> how old do you think kevin bacon is?
26:00 <Dugnuts> he did most of his shit in the 80s
26:00 <faux> 19
26:00 <AzzA> 271
26:00 <faux> In june
26:00 <TheRon> 53
26:00 <faux> I got the eye of teh tigerrrrr
26:00 <AzzA> i'll poke your tiger eye out
26:00 <Serenity> hes old enough to let me bone him
26:00 <AzzA> for puring acid in mine
26:00 <faux> puring
26:00 <AzzA> Serenity, no man is that old :P
26:00 <Mew> nah from her moot
26:00 <Mew> cos its cold up there
26:00 <Serenity> be like if an ice machine was a road killed beaver
27:00 <TheRon> the winner takes it all
27:00 <AzzA> not even b1
27:00 <AzzA> :P
27:00 <TheRon> b1 is hans moleman
27:00 <Dugnuts> heh
27:00 <AzzA> i dunno who hans moleman is
27:00 <Serenity> are you saying no man should let me bone him?
27:00 <Serenity> YOU CUNT
27:00 <Dugnuts> and he's way too famous to let you bone him Serenity
27:00 <AzzA> and im not googling
27:00 <simba> wtf
27:00 <TheRon> the simpsons
27:00 <Dugnuts> come on
27:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <AzzA> oh yeah
27:00 <simba> how fuckin old are u
27:00 <Dugnuts> he could get so many hot bitches
27:00 <TokenDaRing> so Ana_Ng opens its legs and a blizzard blows through the room?
27:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <AzzA> the guy that looks like a mole
28:00 <AzzA> sorry
28:00 <faux> Lmao
28:00 <faux> Dying
28:00 <faux> Azza only recently bought a tv
28:00 <Serenity> Dugnuts I know you're upset with me for something, maybe i insulted your mum or some how i threaten your online persona. but give it a rest.
28:00 <simba> DO U KNOW WHO HOMMER SIMPSOIN IS
28:00 <AzzA> Sorry Serenity, i didnt mean it
28:00 <AzzA> nooo....
28:00 <Dugnuts> dont take it personally Serenity
28:00 <AzzA> but i know a homer simpson
28:00 <Dugnuts> but come on
28:00 <Serenity> you seem to be taking most things personally
28:00 <faux> simpsoin
28:00 <Serenity> give it a rest
28:00 <Dugnuts> you are dreaming if you think you have a chance with kevin bacon
28:00 <faux> Lol
28:00 <Serenity> wow this guy needs some help
28:00 <Dugnuts> not even a litte
28:00 <Dugnuts> little
28:00 <Dugnuts> wow
28:00 <Mew> if Skirmish stroked Ana_Ng's clit she'd queef an avalanche
29:00 <faux> Why would anyone want a chance with hin
29:00 <faux> I'd rather fuck an oyster
29:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
29:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
29:00 <Serenity> hes taking things way too seriously its unnerving
29:00 <Dugnuts> ive never heard that one before
29:00 <AzzA> faux
29:00 <Dugnuts> chill out Serenity
29:00 <faux> I hate oysters 
29:00 <faux> With a passion
29:00 <faux> Of the christ
29:00 <Serenity> oysters are nom
29:00 <faux> Yuck
29:00 <Dugnuts> oh
29:00 <faux> If I wanted to eat snot I'd pick me nose
29:00 <AzzA> could like fuck an oyster and send me the video so i can comprehend how 1 would do it
29:00 <Serenity> Dugnuts if i were any more chill id be asleep
29:00 <TheRon> dunno what she did to deserve this
29:00 <Dugnuts> you guys sure are mean
29:00 <Mew> I don't mind her I'm just bored lol
29:00 <Serenity> she'd be screaming out grammatical errors as she cums
30:00 <Serenity> you need to stop taking everything so seriously
30:00 <Dugnuts> i thought it was coz they were sharp and would slice your bits to bits
30:00 <faux> LOL
30:00 <Serenity> AzzA
30:00 <AzzA> oysters are nom
30:00 <faux> I didn't think that far ahead
30:00 <Serenity> i bet theres born of it
30:00 <Dugnuts> i havent taken a single thing seriously since ive been here Serenity
30:00 <Serenity> uh
30:00 <Serenity> porn
30:00 <faux> born of it
30:00 <AzzA> LOL
30:00 <Serenity> suck out an oyster
30:00 <faux> Maybe she's born of it maybe its maybellineeeee
30:00 <simba> lol @ watering down expectations re: banging kevin bacon
30:00 <AzzA> i love sucking out oysters
30:00 <TokenDaRing> its
30:00 <Serenity> ITS ITS IIIITTSSS
30:00 <TokenDaRing> its an it
30:00 <TokenDaRing> not a she
30:00 <Serenity> true token
30:00 <TheRon> i could not escape free from the heart you know what it means to me
31:00 <faux> stop it
31:00 <Serenity> I bet
31:00 <Dugnuts> ive been on irc for 14 years now, i learned to not give a fuck a long time ago
31:00 <AzzA> cracked pepper and lemon juice
31:00 <Serenity> yeah sure
31:00 <Dugnuts> heh
31:00 <AzzA> nom nom nom
31:00 <simba> about what making sense
31:00 <Dugnuts> that too :P
31:00 <Serenity> thats why you type like youve got a giant stick wedged inside you
31:00 <Serenity> about everything
31:00 <Dugnuts> nobody has fun making sense!
31:00 <Dugnuts> coz it obviously annoys you serenity
31:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
31:00 <simba> its fun to be understood
31:00 <Serenity> yeah obviously
31:00 <Serenity> ..
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <AzzA> lol i thought Serenity was directing tyhat at me
31:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
31:00 <AzzA> im thinking how the fuck do i take that
31:00 <AzzA> do i take it personally
31:00 <Serenity> rofl what
31:00 <AzzA> or...
31:00 <Mew> when did she become an it? surely no male could be that bitchy
31:00 <TheRon> it wasn't me i swear
31:00 <Serenity> it became an it the moment it bothered it
32:00 <Dugnuts> oh harsh
32:00 <Serenity> hahahah
32:00 <simba> too many old people 
32:00 <Dugnuts> see what you did Serenity
32:00 <Serenity> agreed simba
32:00 <Dugnuts> poor AzzA
32:00 <Serenity> just stop Dugnuts you're embarrassing
32:00 <AzzA> all i said was i love oysters
32:00 <AzzA> and i got the rage of abuse
32:00 <faux> The first time I smoked weed I also had alcohol abd it was nye and I tried an oyster for the first time and was told to just swallow it whole but I bit into it and shit oozed out and I gagged so hard I wanted to die. Then a few hours later we had pancakes in the morning and I got home abd threw up all over my bedroom floor and it smelt Like the beach and that is why I'm traumatised by oysters. 
32:00 <faux> The end.
32:00 <AzzA> but id expect it
32:00 <Dugnuts> ?
32:00 <Serenity> you're borderline old person like reaching B1{MIA}
32:00 <AzzA> ive been fairly harsh on Serenity today
32:00 <Picard> this shit is still going
32:00 <StrykerX> Just take it AzzA
32:00 <Dugnuts> right
32:00 <TheRon> i watched alien 3 last night
32:00 <Mew> this crunchy noodle salad is off the chain
32:00 <TheRon> those facehugger things remind me so much of vaginas
32:00 <Dugnuts> i think thats what they were going for
32:00 <Mew> vaginas are facehuggers
32:00 <TheRon> possibly
32:00 <Mew> duh
33:00 <Dugnuts> and how old are you Serenity?
33:00 <Serenity> not as old as you assholes
33:00 <AzzA> lol end rant faux
33:00 <simba> that stories headline should definitely be traumatised by oysters
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <Dugnuts> mhmm
33:00 <StrykerX> Picard, hello
33:00 <simba> or smelt Like the beach
33:00 <AzzA> surely its not the firs ttime that you have had anything ooze into your mouth :o
33:00 <Dugnuts> awesome story btw faux
33:00 <Dugnuts> :)
33:00 <faux> Thx
33:00 <faux> Would u read it again 
34:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
34:00 <Picard> StrykerX hello
34:00 <StrykerX> Picard, how are you?
34:00 <Serenity> seafood is the bestsestsest
34:00 <AzzA> right
34:00 <Picard> im ok
34:00 <AzzA> time for the 5 S's
34:00 <faux> Seafood rocks
34:00 <simba> i h8 it except salt n pepper squid
34:00 <faux> Minus oysters, mussels and anchovies
34:00 <Serenity> shit shave shower??
34:00 <StrykerX> Ew, seafood
34:00 <Serenity> serenity?
34:00 <AzzA> white anchovies are killer
34:00 <TheRon> venus fly trap
34:00 <TheRon> come closer come closer then whapp!!!
34:00 <Dugnuts> heh
35:00 <faux> Yuxk
35:00 <AzzA> i hate normal anchovies
35:00 <Dugnuts> sucks?
35:00 <Dugnuts> there you go
35:00 <Dugnuts> 5
35:00 <AzzA> but white ones are pickeld
35:00 <faux> They're like salt with a side of fish
35:00 <AzzA> and yummo
35:00 <simba> u are
35:00 <faux> Vomatron
35:00 <Picard> how can u hate seafood?
35:00 <faux> u 
35:00 <simba> by not liking it at all
35:00 <StrykerX> Exactly.
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <Serenity> AZZA EXPLAIN
35:00 <Dugnuts> i can understand not liking oysters or mussels
35:00 <Serenity> far out
35:00 <AzzA> by being allergic to it might
35:00 <AzzA> be a factor too
35:00 <Dugnuts> they are like cold snot
35:00 <AzzA> explain what?
35:00 <Dugnuts> or warm snot
35:00 <Picard> ive not met anyone who doesnt like seafood
35:00 <faux> Thank yi
35:00 <Dugnuts> im pretty sure if you get something forced down your throat you confused the vagina with something else my friend
35:00 <TheRon> this one time in thailand........
36:00 <faux> Ou
36:00 <Dugnuts> but snot
36:00 <Serenity> 5 s's
36:00 <faux> And then
36:00 <StrykerX> Yes, allergies here
36:00 <simba> meet me Picard 
36:00 <faux> Don't even get me started on cunts who put cheese 
36:00 <faux> On oysters
36:00 <AzzA> Shit shower shave shampoo and a shawshank (wank)
36:00 <faux> Die.
36:00 <Picard> all seafood?
36:00 <Serenity> oh
36:00 <Serenity> right
36:00 <Dugnuts> but i thought you didnt like them anyway?
36:00 <Serenity> maurice hates seafood
36:00 <faux> Maurice hates life
36:00 <Dugnuts> wow
36:00 <AzzA> my sisters father inlaw
36:00 <Dugnuts> harsh
36:00 <Serenity> she loves me so thats all that counts
36:00 <Picard> she hates everything
36:00 <Serenity> imight watch the aliens movies soon
36:00 <TheRon> i got in a mood now i'm up to resurrection
36:00 <TheRon> alien 5 soon
36:00 <Dugnuts> heh
37:00 <AzzA> is allergic to prawns but can eat oysters
37:00 <faux> she pretends 
37:00 <Picard> im not a big fan of bugs
37:00 <Picard> can eat everything else
37:00 <Dugnuts> oh gimme a balmain bug
37:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
37:00 <Serenity> she doesnt pretend when shes nide
37:00 <faux> U must hate utself then
37:00 <Dugnuts> num num
37:00 <AzzA> moreton bay bugs are awesome
37:00 <Serenity> :o
37:00 <faux> Heehehehehehehehe
37:00 <simba> youre not supposed to eat bugs
37:00 <simba> generally
37:00 <Dugnuts> that too
37:00 <simba> i guess mildura has its own system
37:00 <Dugnuts> yummeh
37:00 <AzzA> cray, marron, bugs, crab, anything with a chell, delish
37:00 <faux> Ew my friend eats fried crickets
37:00 <faux> As a snack 
37:00 <Serenity> marron and crab
37:00 <Serenity> YUM
37:00 <Dugnuts> its the way of the future my friend
37:00 <Picard> moreton bay bugs 
37:00 <AzzA> lol from seafood to crickets
37:00 <AzzA> lol
37:00 <faux> Marron 5
38:00 <Picard> fucking morons
38:00 <simba> talking about seafood and he goes "i dont like bugs"
38:00 <faux> She will be bugged
38:00 <Dugnuts> to feed our burgeoning population, people are gonna have to start eating insects
38:00 <simba> who the fuck eats bugs what the hell
38:00 <Dugnuts> ..
38:00 <faux> Asians
38:00 <Serenity> morton bay bugs
38:00 <AzzA> agree
38:00 <Serenity> serp
38:00 <Serenity> derp
38:00 <Picard> simba u are an ignorant moron
38:00 <faux> serp
38:00 <AzzA> feed them to the ever growing asian population
38:00 <Dugnuts> never heard of a moreton bay bug or a balmain bug?
38:00 <simba> why the hell are you eating bugs
38:00 <simba> no
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <faux> Wut
38:00 <Dugnuts> they are shellfish
38:00 <Dugnuts> like lobster
38:00 <AzzA> lol
38:00 <faux> Does Adelaide have seafod
38:00 <Dugnuts> you know
38:00 <Picard> cumstain
38:00 <simba> do u need me to send a box of mi goreng out there or some shit Picard
38:00 <simba> dont need to be chompin down crickets
38:00 <MrMark> are we all naked and having an orgy yet?
39:00 <AzzA> does adelaide have seafood LOL
39:00 <AzzA> they like cockles
39:00 <AzzA> and razorfish
39:00 <AzzA> they call cockles pippies
39:00 <StrykerX> Your farm going that bad picard?
39:00 <AzzA> for memeory
39:00 <simba> no we just have bugs
39:00 <StrykerX> You need to eat bugs?
39:00 <AzzA> Serenity
39:00 <Serenity> me
39:00 <simba> <faux> She will be bugged - lol
39:00 <Picard> he is from elizabeth, his idea of seafood is a greasy fish from the old greeks fish and chip shop down the corner 
39:00 <AzzA> you know how we call herring, herring...south australia call them Tommy Ruffs
39:00 <AzzA> LOL
39:00 <AzzA> like wtf
39:00 <TheRon> i'm naked
39:00 <Mew>  lmao mark
39:00 <TheRon> even got the pig
39:00 <Mew> mmmmm spit roast
40:00 <Serenity> they are a stranger kind of aussie
40:00 <AzzA> elizabeth isnt that bad
40:00 <StrykerX> Who's from Elizabeth?
40:00 <simba> 8)
40:00 <StrykerX> Simba?
40:00 <simba> no
40:00 <faux> His name is Elizabeth 
40:00 <AzzA> he could be from like noarlunga or murray bridge
40:00 <StrykerX> Oh right.
40:00 <simba> no im from adelaide
40:00 <TheRon> for the porgy
40:00 <MrMark> porgy
40:00 <TheRon> its like an orgy but there's a pig
40:00 <Serenity> this lady on my computer screen is
40:00 <Serenity> O_O
41:00 <Serenity> good old blue manner crab for me
41:00 <Serenity> om nom nom
41:00 <faux> Get a noarlunga up ya
41:00 <AzzA> what burb you live in simba?
41:00 <simba> north adelaide
41:00 <Serenity> id never touch any other seafood again if i could have those every day
41:00 <Dugnuts> manna
41:00 <AzzA> mud crab > blue mana
41:00 <Serenity> i disagree
41:00 <AzzA> yeah where north?
41:00 <Picard> simba lives in  elizabeth
41:00 <Dugnuts> i used to go catching those
41:00 <Picard> he is ashamed of it
41:00 <Picard> as you should be
41:00 <AzzA> i lived in Gawler for 4 years
41:00 <Serenity> big woop
41:00 <simba> literally the suburb north adelaide not like north of adelaide
41:00 <MrMark> lady
42:00 <AzzA> i used to go to lisabet to watch central districts
42:00 <AzzA> ahh
42:00 <simba> are u british blooded?
42:00 <AzzA> ok so you are redlegs territory
42:00 <Picard> http://www.sea-ex.com/fishphotos/bug,1.htm
42:00 <faux> Thank fuck its cooled dowb
42:00 <faux> Was so hot today 
42:00 <simba> technically its rooster territory but fuck them
42:00 <Serenity> its been so nice n cool here
42:00 <Dugnuts> was it?
42:00 <AzzA> are the roosters the redlegs?
42:00 <Picard> simba googled expensive suburbs and come up with north adelaide to sound impressive
42:00 <AzzA> known as?
42:00 <Dugnuts> it only got to 18 today
42:00 <TheRon> she's a lday, whoa whoa whao she's a lady
43:00 <AzzA> they wear melbourne colours huh
43:00 <simba> north adeladei roosters, norwood redlegs
43:00 <faux> Where u at dugnuts
43:00 <AzzA> and andrew jarman used to be their coach
43:00 <AzzA> ahhh norwood
43:00 <Dugnuts> well
43:00 <AzzA> yeah of course
43:00 <Dugnuts> im in the melbourne channel
43:00 <AzzA> sturt double blues :o
43:00 <faux> Lol so
43:00 <Dugnuts> :P
43:00 <simba> glenelg gays
43:00 <Dugnuts> so i didnt join until i moved to melbourne
43:00 <faux> Everyone you're talking to isn't from melb
43:00 <AzzA> glenelg tigers :o
43:00 <TheRon> i could never be your woman
44:00 <Serenity> lol hes a fucking tool
44:00 <faux> Who
44:00 <AzzA> obviously you're an alberton lover
44:00 <AzzA> magpies pooh
44:00 <simba> albert park
44:00 <Serenity> your mate
44:00 <faux> I've been tipping the afl for fun
44:00 <faux> Cos I know nothing about it
44:00 <Dugnuts> well thats not my fault
44:00 <simba> it hasnt been fun so far!!!
45:00 <AzzA> you are probably doing better than most since you know nothing about afl
45:00 <faux> Last week I got 5/9
45:00 <faux> Lol
45:00 <AzzA> i got 4 both weeks
45:00 <Dugnuts> heh
45:00 <faux> There's some comp going 
45:00 <Dugnuts> the first time i tried footy tipping i won first place
45:00 <faux> Where u win 100mil or something extreme 
45:00 <Dugnuts> and i literally had no idea
45:00 <Serenity> we should do one here next season
45:00 <Serenity> win and you get ops
45:00 <AzzA> im not tipping port adelaide again all year
45:00 <faux> For guessing the people in the finals 
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Dugnuts> im more of a league/union fan
45:00 <faux> In the right order 
45:00 <AzzA> or gold coast tbh
45:00 <faux> Yah league ftw!!!!!
45:00 <Dugnuts> unless you wanna get the snip im pretty sure you have something thats always gonna stop that from happening buddy
45:00 <TheRon> i wear a pad because you just never know
46:00 <faux> Who do you support
46:00 <Dugnuts> well
46:00 <faux> Oh god
46:00 <faux> Lol
46:00 <Dugnuts> i kind of have to support the nights
46:00 <simba> penrith panthers
46:00 <AzzA> league is poo unless you are a west tigers fan
46:00 <Dugnuts> coz my dad is from there
46:00 <Dugnuts> and a huge knights fan
46:00 <simba> faux what is the rep of penrith like
46:00 <Dugnuts> but i like the way the doggies play
46:00 <faux> Lol tigers suck more cock than b1
46:00 <faux> Penriff is a bogan as fuck suburb
46:00 <Dugnuts> cheeky buggers always trying to get away with shit
46:00 <faux> YUCL
46:00 <faux> get out
46:00 <faux> The dogs are the team I hate most 
46:00 <simba> are they a good club
46:00 <Dugnuts> heh
46:00 <Dugnuts> i get that a lot
46:00 <Dugnuts> ?
47:00 <faux> So glad we smashed em ob Sunday 
47:00 <faux> On*
47:00 <faux> Feral fucks
47:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
47:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
47:00 <Dugnuts> ive never been one to get too caught up with any team tho
47:00 <Dugnuts> i mostly enjoy the game
47:00 <Dugnuts> as long as its a good one
47:00 <TheRon> ?
48:00 <Dugnuts> last friday 7:30 game was a good one
48:00 <faux> Yeah I love my dragons :)
48:00 <faux> Who played?
50:00 <Serenity> lindiesss
50:00 <TheRon> counting crows - rain king
50:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/1484558_949674698411007_3361125336773582718_n.png?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=0f5c79dd6b5ebb2540612c2650a5f5df&oe=55E0CF2F&__gda__=1436900945_8fbcca8ba43d3cc31bd0a9c10dc33a50
51:00 <Dugnuts> broncos and roosters
51:00 <Dugnuts> was great
51:00 <Dugnuts> heya Liinda
51:00 <Dugnuts> whats happening sexy lady
52:00 <simba> hey sexy lady op op gangnam style - gangnam style, 2013
52:00 <TheRon> looks like something id do if i had a crack at tattooing
53:00 <Liinda> heys Dugnuts =) not much, just had dinner and now hiccupping =)\
53:00 <Dugnuts> my cure for hiccups
53:00 <Dugnuts> blow all the air out of your lungs
53:00 <Dugnuts> then hold your breath as long as possible
53:00 <Dugnuts> your nose too, just so you dont cheat
53:00 <Dugnuts> never fails
53:00 <simba> David Luizs mum took to Instagram to support her boy after Luis Suarez destroyed him twice
53:00 <Liinda> cos u end up dying>
53:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
54:00 <Dugnuts> nah
54:00 <Dugnuts> if you pass out you start breathing again
54:00 <Dugnuts> so its all good
54:00 <Mew> that's by the same guy that did slinky_j's microphone tattoo
55:00 <Dugnuts> everyone is different tho
55:00 <Dugnuts> i know some people swear by drinking from the back of the cup
55:00 <Dugnuts> and stupid shit like taht
56:00 <simba> they drink the bottom half firsty?
56:00 <Dugnuts> no its just a troll so when they try to drink, they pour it all over themselves
56:00 <stompin> BEWBIES
56:00 <Loof> gtfo cumstomper
57:00 <Loof> cumstompin accross the universe
57:00 <Mew> stompies!
58:00 <amsy> you should be able to drink from the other side without pouring it all over yourself... unless youre 4
58:00 <Serenity> still having issues lindies
59:00 <Liindypops> :( seems like it
59:00 <simba> wb amsy
59:00 <Fez> liinda ^5
59:00 <Dugnuts> give it a go amsy
59:00 <Dugnuts> :P
59:00 <StrykerX> How did you go with your packet rules, Liindypops 
59:00 <Liindypops> it was okay last night tho
59:00 <Liindypops> didnt do anything with it yet lol
59:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers i get all the girls
59:00 <Loof> angrily stompin cumpuddles while screaming at his dad "stop wanking in MY ROOM!"
59:00 <Mew> more sauce
00:00 <Liinda> hai fezzles
00:00 <StrykerX> You're not on dialup are you?
00:00 <amsy> i have?
00:00 <Loof> rageboner
01:00 <Liinda> dialup? nah
02:00 <Liinda> i still have network connection, just  lose the connection to the irc server
02:00 <Serenity> you put wayyy to much thought into that loof
02:00 <Serenity> lol
02:00 <Dugnuts> jajaja
03:00 <simba> have u tried turning it off n on again
03:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha even
03:00 <Dugnuts> silly fingers
03:00 <TheRon> they played an ad for stan, now i wanna listen to stan by eminem
04:00 <Dugnuts> heh
04:00 <MrMark> TheRon music!!!!
05:00 <AzzA> best 5 S's ever!! :P
05:00 <Loof> thewrong music
05:00 <Loof> whatevers on the jukebox down the pub
05:00 <Loof> awesome
06:00 <AzzA> nothing like a clean face and washed body :P
06:00 <stompin> Mew get ya bewbies out
07:00 <amsy> what are the other 2?
07:00 <Dugnuts> who knows
07:00 <Dugnuts> AzzA is being vague about that
07:00 <Loof> yeah bewbies that's funny
07:00 <TheRon> irc is best viewed naked
07:00 <Mew> oh alright
07:00 <MrMark> irc is best viewed naked and drunk
08:00 <Dugnuts> maybe its the "Self Suck" part of his ablutions
08:00 <AzzA> shit shower, shave shampoo and shawshank(wanbk)
08:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
08:00 <TheRon> drunk is a given
08:00 <Mew> marks nailing it
08:00 <Loof> about time he nailed something
08:00 <Loof> fucking despo
08:00 <MrMark> woof
08:00 <Mew> speaking of naked and drunk hi Nikky`
08:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: irc's naked
09:00 <AzzA> wb ;)
09:00 <Liinda> Thanks!
09:00 <AzzA> yw!
09:00 <Nikky`> lol.. not naked or drunk 
09:00 <Nikky`> I shall get right on it
09:00 <MrMark> oooer
09:00 <Mew> pronto
09:00 <Mew> jump on it
09:00 <Dugnuts> which one?
09:00 <Nikky`> Bit cold tho..so might leave my socks on
09:00 <Dugnuts> the drunk or naked bit
09:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
09:00 <TheRon> probably for the best
09:00 <Dugnuts> well everyone knows you arent naked when you still have your socks on!
09:00 <MrMark> socks r allowed
10:00 <amsy> lol
10:00 <Dugnuts> you should have heard everyone missing you Liinda
10:00 <Nikky`> I'm in my pjs
10:00 <Nikky`> in bed
10:00 <TheRon> ladies, i did my nails this morning
10:00 <Loof> fun fun fun
10:00 <MrMark> what colour TheRon?
10:00 <TheRon> nah just clipped them
11:00 <AzzA> really?
11:00 <AzzA> i didnt see that dugnut
11:00 <Dugnuts> shhh
11:00 <Liinda> :( oh
11:00 <Dugnuts> come on man
11:00 <AzzA> maybe i wasnt paying attention lol
11:00 <Dugnuts> OBVIOUSLY YOU WERENT
11:00 <Dugnuts> :P
11:00 <AzzA> nawww sorry Liinda
11:00 <AzzA> she knows i was ;)
11:00 <TheRon> can someone fax me a list of whats wrong with loof?
11:00 <Nikky`> I always want to vomit when I see ppl with things on and disgusting long toe nails
12:00 <Dugnuts> so early?
12:00 <TheRon> is that why blokes leave the socks on in bed?
13:00 <Dugnuts> do they?
13:00 <Dugnuts> i know i dont
13:00 <Dugnuts> and i havent spent time in bed with any others
13:00 <Nikky`> I have tv on..laptop, will sleep earlyish tho
13:00 <TheRon> damn
13:00 <TheRon> footy?
13:00 <stompin> Nikky` bewbies
13:00 <Nikky`> no
13:00 <Dugnuts> the nrl is on soon
13:00 <Nikky`> stompin doodies
14:00 <AzzA> COZ I BEEN MISSING YOUR STRAWBERRY KISSES YEAH!
14:00 <Liinda> omg how old is that song
14:00 <AzzA> LOL OLD AS
14:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: wants dick pics
14:00 <Nikky`> Always
14:00 <Nikky`> I'm only human
14:00 <TheRon> you are
15:00 <AzzA> I THINK SHE IS LIKE 23 OR SOMETHING NOW
15:00 <AzzA> oh shit
15:00 <Liinda> sheesh
15:00 <AzzA> caps
15:00 <Fez> legal
17:00 <Nikky`> Exactly
17:00 <Dugnuts> arent we all
17:00 <Nikky`> At least my arm is no longer sore from flu shot
18:00 <Dugnuts> oh
18:00 <Dugnuts> well heres hoping you arent in teh small percentage who get the flu afterwards
18:00 <stompin> i banged ya mumma
18:00 <Nikky`> yeah I don't normally but so many ppl at work are off sick with it
18:00 <Nikky`> so I might get it
18:00 <Nikky`> my mum needs a good bang, hope you were good
19:00 <Tisk> lols
19:00 <Tisk> whats ya mum look like
19:00 <TheRon> i'll take the bullet
19:00 <MrMark> go your own way
19:00 <MrMark> Stevie
19:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmm
19:00 <Tisk> call it anotherday
20:00 <StrykerX> Picard is drooling over you now, azza
20:00 <Tisk> hmmm
20:00 <Tisk> what to eat
20:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmm
20:00 <TheRon> martika - toy soldiers
20:00 <Nikky`> I thought I was going to have a quiet day today..so stupid of me.. had so much to get done :/
21:00 <AzzA> lol really?
21:00 <AzzA> where?
21:00 <MrMark> oooer good song!
21:00 <MrMark> early 90s
22:00 <Dugnuts> oh?
23:00 <nate> 27 years (April 30, 1987)
23:00 <nate> Nikki Webster, Age
23:00 <nate> time fartz
23:00 <MrMark> saucy
24:00 <Liinda> thats right, fogot her name. i bet she is a skank now
24:00 <Dugnuts> what
24:00 <Dugnuts> no
24:00 <Dugnuts> nikki webster is not 27
24:00 <Dugnuts> she cant be
24:00 <AzzA> i remember she did an fhm sread when she turned 18
25:00 <Dugnuts> holy shit
25:00 <AzzA> spread*
25:00 <Dugnuts> she is
25:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
25:00 <Dugnuts> i remember that too
25:00 <AzzA> i wouldnt have thought it was 9 years ago
25:00 <nate> Webster signed a contract with BMG at the age of 13, after her success in the Olympics and her first single "Strawberry Kisses" reached No. 2 on the Australian singles charts 
25:00 <Dugnuts> and i remember thinking "God she looks like a pretty stupid blonde girl"
25:00 <Liinda> she look slike britney spears but the ugly twin sister
26:00 <Dugnuts> she had a vacant expression on her face
26:00 <nate> she looks like a dirty ginger with devil eyes ;l
26:00 <Dugnuts> like she really didnt understand anything that was going on
26:00 <nate> but i shouldnt tell the truth ;D
26:00 <AzzA> i do like the strawberry blondes though
26:00 <AzzA> something about them
26:00 <nate> Dugnuts what have i done!
26:00 <AzzA> firey bitches they are
26:00 <ITaL^GuY> didnt she do spread for zoo
26:00 <ITaL^GuY> little hooker
27:00 <AzzA> more than likely
28:00 <simba> 1 tall guy
28:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
28:00 <ITaL^GuY> hey lion
28:00 <Dugnuts> what did you do nate?
28:00 <nate> i let my nasty side free nooo!
28:00 <nate> lets all love ;D
29:00 <AzzA> self service?
29:00 <AzzA> lol
29:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaa
29:00 <Dugnuts> coz you liked nikki?
29:00 <nate> http://nikkiwebsterfan.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=312&pos=0
32:00 <simba> she hell ugly
32:00 <nate> zoo is photoshop city
32:00 <ITaL^GuY> all the mags are
32:00 <ITaL^GuY> airbrush city
32:00 <nate> ok all the mags are!!!
32:00 <stompin> going off.
33:00 <simba> anyone that isnt in front of you physically is probably touched up
33:00 <StrykerX> I have an urge to play AoE :/
33:00 <ITaL^GuY> they airbrushed biebers abs for fuck sake
33:00 <nate> if they made his legs bigger that'd would be cool
33:00 <Nikky`> like your face
33:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
33:00 <Zade> hello stompin
33:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
34:00 <nate> SMEGLEGS\
34:00 <nate> my typing skillz are bad maakaay back to my rock
34:00 <simba> they airbrush his dick on
34:00 <Zade> whats happening Nikky`?
35:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCUreH27m6M
35:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot my dear.. you?
35:00 <Zade> yeah not much 
35:00 <Nikky`> Thats boring of you
36:00 <Zade> i dont really come alive til the weekend 
36:00 <Nikky`> I dont really come alive..ever
37:00 <Taco> http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/04/13/return-of-evil-sims-2854748
37:00 <stompin> o
37:00 <stompin> devilish_angel tits out for the boys
38:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> simba
38:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> 420
38:00 <Taco> http://www.smh.com.au/comment/have-siren-will-harass-in-nsw-the-policed-state-20150322-1m504p.html
38:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> new
38:00 <simba> hardstyle bogan
38:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> tis chris
39:00 <simba> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
39:00 <simba> make another dancing video 2 this 
39:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> lol
39:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> need someone to hold phone
39:00 <simba> socks
39:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> that can film good
39:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> lols
39:00 <simba> no 1 filmed last time
39:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> i know how do spins now
39:00 <simba> i saved the video
40:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> did u listen to that track
40:00 <simba> oh yea its bangin
40:00 <Nikky`> Yeah stompin
41:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> imagine that loud simba
41:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> on my system
41:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> its fucken cool
41:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> took 15mins to make
41:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> i learn more each time i play flstuid
41:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> o
41:00 <Nikky`> brb
41:00 <MrMark> creamy
42:00 <Dugnuts> got any molly HaRdStYlE_BOGAN?
43:00 <simba> can u make some digital mystikz-esque shit
43:00 <simba> called simdubs
44:00 <Liinda> dont know why but that reminde dme of dim sims
44:00 <Dugnuts> same number of letters
44:00 <Dugnuts> had sim and a d in it
44:00 <Dugnuts> pretty clear why
45:00 <Shadowgate> dugnuts kills people of laughter
45:00 <stompin> amelia tits out for the boys
45:00 <stompin> dead
45:00 <amelia> keepin the girls in tonight
46:00 <Dugnuts> ... yeah sure
46:00 <Shadowgate> lol
46:00 <simba> Shadowgate go back 2 paltalk
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <Taco> so an idiet I know posts to facebook "when will this day be over"
47:00 <Taco> I comment "tomorrow"
47:00 <Taco> the end.
48:00 <simba> ur definitely the funniest guy on the internet 
48:00 <Taco> thanks
48:00 <simba> if there was anyone funnier there wouldnt even be proof cos they wouldve laughed 2 death every time
48:00 <Liinda> lol shhh Dugnuts
48:00 <Liinda> i had a dim sim today 
48:00 <Liinda> lol Taco
48:00 <amelia> MrMark thats jus too hot
49:00 <Liinda> sorry i didnt really laugh out loud... i merely over exhaled through my nose at that
49:00 <Dugnuts> i hope it didnt smell like dimsim
49:00 <MrMark> i know
49:00 <MrMark> its steamy
49:00 <stompin> amelia sharing is caring tho
49:00 <amelia> I'm not a sharing kinda gal
49:00 <amelia> I do not like to share
49:00 <stompin> :(
49:00 <stompin> and u dont care?
50:00 <Taco> yeah lol is too much effort
50:00 <Liinda> you can smell it
50:00 <simba> thats the sniff of approval
50:00 <Taco> urgh I don't have enough red bull 4 karaoke 2 nite
50:00 <amelia> I don't care to share
51:00 <Dugnuts> what the rock
51:00 <Dugnuts> is cooking
51:00 <stompin> that sucks
52:00 <stompin> mew shares and cares ;)
52:00 <Mew> thats how i roll
53:00 <Mew> isnt it weird how most internet chat places have guys smooshing their cock pics in your face constantly but here the guys are almost more shy than the girls 
53:00 <Mew> get your fucking dicks out
54:00 <amelia> I can't say there's any dicks on here I'd like to see
54:00 <Mew> id be keen on a few haha
54:00 <Mew> <3
55:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> steal my lighters ya dumb fuck
55:00 <Taco> ok
55:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> u cop a hit in the head next time i see u
55:00 <Taco> u wanna bet
55:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> nah i fucken will
55:00 <Nikky`> he never gets it out for me :/
55:00 <Dugnuts> maybe you have to put out more
55:00 <Nikky`> probably
55:00 <Mew> try asking and then kneeling while smiling like a doughnut 
56:00 <Taco> were r ur lite rs
56:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
56:00 <Dugnuts> it would take a stronger man than I to say no at that point :P
57:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> nah i will wait till u come over know its u come out with stick
57:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> chase u down fucken street
58:00 <Taco> chasing has a requisite of the other party being scared of you, and running
58:00 <MrMark> more scotch
58:00 <stompin> on ur knees then mew
58:00 <Mew> :o
59:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> if ya not
59:00 <HaRdStYlE_BOGAN> u will be
59:00 <TokenDaRing> HaRdStYlE_BOGAN: I'll steal your bong
59:00 <Dugnuts> heh
59:00 <stompin> :O
00:00 <Taco> oh
00:00 <Taco> why do you run from cops?
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> I get mine out but no-one wants to see it :(
00:00 <amelia> we've just seen it soso many times rid
00:00 <amelia> we're used to it
00:00 <Dugnuts> looks like you have an admirer stompin
00:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
00:00 <TheRiddler> yes
01:00 <stompin> burnnnn
02:00 <Nikky`> think its time for heating to go on
02:00 <stompin> weak as piss
02:00 <Mew> we all know what nelly says to do after the heating goes on
03:00 <Dugnuts> haha
03:00 <Dugnuts> you first Mew
03:00 <amelia> Mew are you horny tonight
03:00 <Mew> im freezing my ass off haha
03:00 <Mew> yes amelia its a bit nipply
03:00 <amelia> ahahhah
03:00 <stompin> hahaha
03:00 <Mew> i cant be fucked starting a fire
04:00 <Dugnuts> you have an open fire?
04:00 <stompin> itsnot even that cold
04:00 <Mew> nah just a normal fire 
04:00 <MrMark> im warm....without heating
04:00 <Mew> i dont even know what theyre called LOL
04:00 <Nikky`> It is that fucking cold
04:00 <Mew> slow combustion? or something
04:00 <Mew> the usual fireplace fires with a door
05:00 <simba> lighter thiefs are fucked up
05:00 <Dugnuts> worst scum on the planet
05:00 <Dugnuts> well even so
05:00 <Dugnuts> fires are awesome
05:00 <Nikky`> I will leave mine on for hour or so and turn it off
05:00 <Dugnuts> except for the pollution side of thing
05:00 <Mew> yeah but its too cold to walk outside and get wood
05:00 <MrMark> i like starting fires.....
05:00 <Dugnuts> awww
05:00 <Nikky`> other week it was turning itself on.. I was in bed thinking wtf..I never turned it on
05:00 <stompin> Nikky` just shag for an hour.
06:00 <Nikky`> ok
06:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
06:00 <Dugnuts> damn stompin
06:00 <Dugnuts> someones popular
06:00 <Dugnuts> :P
06:00 <stompin> every one wants to be me.
06:00 <TheRiddler> get wood hehe
06:00 <TheRiddler> :p
06:00 <MrMark> i got wood
07:00 <Nikky`> yours would be all floppy drunk wood MrMark
08:00 <Dugnuts> whats the saying, women want him, men want to be him
08:00 <Mew> fosters flop
08:00 <stompin> im bored
09:00 <simba> when ur fart lifts u airborne https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/ay104031413liverpool-englan.jpg
09:00 <Nikky`> Whoo I feel so rich now..got my dividend payment 
09:00 <Dugnuts> been to the comedy festival?
09:00 <Dugnuts> ooh
09:00 <Dugnuts> ms monopoly
09:00 <Nikky`> lol it was whole $27
09:00 <Nikky`> Not sure how I will spend it all
09:00 <Dugnuts> from little things
09:00 <Dugnuts> big things grow Nikky`
10:00 <Nikky`> Like a doodle
10:00 <Dugnuts> if you are a grower instead of a shower
10:00 <Mew> bring back Doodle :(
10:00 <Dugnuts> sure
10:00 <Dugnuts> show er
10:00 <Nikky`> I know..i miss doodl
10:00 <Nikky`> e
10:00 <Mew> same :'(
11:00 <Liinda> back laters xxx
11:00 <Nikky`> jerk he is for leaving us
11:00 <Dugnuts> maybe he found something better?
11:00 <Mew> Bonny part your flaps and release Doodle back to us pls
11:00 <Mew> we know hes up there
11:00 <Dugnuts> be happy for the guy
11:00 <Nikky`> No
11:00 <Nikky`> He didn't leave us for a life.. he left us for another server
12:00 <simba> fucken people who dont leave feedback on ebay
12:00 <simba> slaughter them all
12:00 <Dugnuts> oh
12:00 <Dugnuts> well there must be a reason
12:00 <Dugnuts> heh
13:00 <amelia> penis flapping
13:00 <amelia> sounds awesome
13:00 <Dugnuts> you are just jealous you cant do the helicopter
13:00 <Nikky`> Love a bit of penis flapping.. awesome sound
14:00 <MrMark> yes
14:00 <amelia> maybe I can do the helicopter
14:00 <amelia> ok fine I can't
14:00 <amelia> asshole
14:00 <Dugnuts> pffft
14:00 <Dugnuts> you have boobies to play with
14:00 <Nikky`> girls with saggy boobs to belly button could..double blades
14:00 <Dugnuts> we all have our things
14:00 <Dugnuts> heh
14:00 <MrMark> turkey slap
14:00 <amelia> ahahhha
14:00 <amelia> wow
14:00 <Dugnuts> or if you just put tassles on the nipples
14:00 <Dugnuts> talented girls can get some good rotation with those
14:00 <amelia> are nipple tassles really a turn on
15:00 <amelia> I think I would jus laugh
15:00 <xm> they look like snakes bit them and the woman is trying to shake them off
15:00 <Dugnuts> considering when you are seeing them the girl has her tits out and is shaking them for you
15:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
15:00 <Mew> hes still on this server Nikky` just not in #melb
15:00 <Nikky`> oh
15:00 <Dugnuts> so you girls just scared him off!
16:00 <amelia> why is everyone riding Doodle
16:00 <Nikky`> I just noticed him
16:00 <MrMark> Dognuts
16:00 <amelia> is he really attractive
16:00 <Dugnuts> h0h0h0
16:00 <amelia> or has an awesome personality
16:00 <Picard> o
16:00 <Mew> id fuck him
16:00 <Mew> for a little from column a and a little from column b
16:00 <amelia> yah but Mew...
16:00 <Picard> he just has a 9" cock
16:00 <amelia> geez thats big
16:00 <Mew> amelia omg im a saint
16:00 <amelia> ouchies
16:00 <amelia> ahahahah Mew
16:00 <amelia> no doubt :P
17:00 <Skirmish> Mew is one of the magnificent 4 amelia. She holds a special place in all our spankbanks here. Would you like to become one of the magnificent 4 amelia?
18:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
18:00 <Nikky`> I wish I was in the 4
18:00 <Skirmish> You could have been Nikky`. 
18:00 <amelia> to be honest I couldn't think of much worse than being in people's spankbanks here
18:00 <Picard> lol @ Skirmish
18:00 <amelia> I'm more about quality over quantity
18:00 <stompin> im 3 foot 9 with a ten fooot cock
19:00 <TheRiddler> spinning plate
19:00 <Dugnuts> ...
19:00 <Nikky`> I know Skirmish.. and I kick myself over it every night
19:00 <amelia> who are the other magnificent 3
19:00 <amelia> and I demand pics
19:00 <Mew> one of the initiation rituals is a luxurious 45 minute throat massage from Kynetic
19:00 <Mew> i had so much fun i almost threw up
20:00 <Skirmish> amelia: Serenity, Demonsrun and Liinda. 
20:00 <Skirmish> Liinda retired though so you could take her spot if you wish. 
20:00 <amelia> are these the women who got their tits out
21:00 <Skirmish> Korrect. 
21:00 <amelia> is that how you become part of the top 4
21:00 <Dugnuts> ah
21:00 <Picard> Liinda has perfect boobs
21:00 <amelia> seems a bit too easy
21:00 <Dugnuts> im guessing they have to be nice boobs?
21:00 <Mew> technically its the top 8
21:00 <Skirmish> Not just any ole tits amelia. Magnificent specimens. 
21:00 <Dugnuts> well
21:00 <Dugnuts> all you ahve to do to be masturbation material is be good looking
21:00 <amelia> I seen said tits
22:00 <Skirmish> I mean ... Ana_Ng gets her tits out but nobody describes those as magnificent. 
22:00 <Dugnuts> noone said it was difficult
22:00 <Picard> id love to see faux's tits
22:00 <amelia> DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT FAUX LIKE THAT
22:00 <amelia> HER BREASTICLES ARE SACRED
22:00 <Mew> if you find yourself too reserved try adding a spoonful of cum to your tea every morning
22:00 <Dugnuts> wouldnt you rather have some that are just for you you to play with?
23:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
23:00 <Lumeah> Hello
23:00 <flee> Hello #melbourne Calling Out from Western Suburbs of Melb
23:00 <faux> Lmao
23:00 <flee> westside 4 eva
23:00 <MrMark> IRC is such a zoo of animals....
23:00 <Dugnuts> certainly a lot of obsession with boobs
24:00 <Lumeah> Don't people  talk anymore? 
24:00 <simba> TheRiddler is a person
24:00 <amelia> hello flea are you from rhcp
24:00 <amelia> WELCOME
24:00 <Picard> faux can you share a pic of your glorious boobs?
24:00 <amelia> no she cannot
24:00 <Picard> fuck up amelia i was asking faux
24:00 <Mew> Picard will be sweating something chronic right now
24:00 <faux> no I cannpt
24:00 <Mew> call mavis for the rag and bucket
24:00 <Skirmish> faux's breast are allegedly so good they are talked about in hushed tones. 
24:00 <amelia> ALL SEXUAL REQUESTS REGARDING FAUX MUST GO THRU ME
24:00 <amelia> fat boy
24:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
24:00 <faux> why are we discussing my boobs
24:00 <Dugnuts> does that mean you vet all her partners too?
25:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah, TheRiddler is a person
25:00 <TokenDaRing> he has FEELINGS
25:00 <TokenDaRing> how dare you invalidate them
25:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler: you do have feelings, right?
25:00 <Picard> amelia u keep this up and i will cum on your face
25:00 <stompin> cause ur girls are going to get ur tits out for the boys
25:00 <Dugnuts> gotta fuck amelia to get to faux, 
25:00 <Skirmish> We invited amelia to become part of the magnificent 4. 
25:00 <Dugnuts> cant go letting mediocre lovers get to faux!
25:00 <amelia> I jus don't appreciate dirty old men 
25:00 <amelia> speaking to nice girls
25:00 <amelia> about their tits
25:00 <amelia> hahahah
25:00 <faux> YEAH
25:00 <faux> I'm. a nice girl!
25:00 <stompin> cause im a dirty old man
25:00 <faux> Suck me dick
25:00 <MrMark> im a noice girl
25:00 <Picard> lol @ nice girl
25:00 <faux> Bit rudr
26:00 <TheRiddler> only on the inside
26:00 <simba> i'm really feeling it
26:00 <couleurs> domo everybody
26:00 <simba> couleurs writes heartfelt Instagram post thanking Kloppo
26:00 <Dugnuts> bah
26:00 <Dugnuts> gotta do dishes
26:00 <Dugnuts> someone wanna do them for me?
26:00 <faux> Can someone mop my kitchen 
26:00 <Mew> YES
26:00 <amelia> can you take Picard with you
26:00 <faux> LOL dugnuts
26:00 <Mew> I love mopping
26:00 <faux> go ahead mew
26:00 <faux> Ty
26:00 <stompin> faux get in the kitchen and cook me sum eggs
26:00 <faux> And my bathroom too pls
26:00 <amelia> and smash his head against the sink
26:00 <Dugnuts> well i need some of that done too
26:00 <amelia> and then kick his face in
26:00 <Dugnuts> got my rent inspection next week
26:00 <faux> I'm watching the footy
26:00 <Dugnuts> wow
26:00 <faux> CBF moving 
26:00 <Dugnuts> hardcore
26:00 <Dugnuts> not even for... tree fiddy?
26:00 <faux> But dad is bringing my new machine over tomorrow morning 
26:00 <flee> when ur finished can u polish my toilet seat
27:00 <couleurs> Kuts 4 Kloppo
27:00 <faux> And inwanna mop the laundry 
27:00 <Picard> faux show me your feet
27:00 <faux> Show me your noose
27:00 <faux> With you in it
27:00 <amelia> AHAH
27:00 <Picard> ok
27:00 <Dugnuts> be careful what you ask for faux
27:00 <TheRiddler> he has no neck for a noose 
27:00 <faux> LOL
27:00 <Dugnuts> you might get a pic of cock with string around it
27:00 <faux> lol string is too thick 
27:00 <faux> Hed use floss
27:00 <Mew> only if you're in the 1% of men on this earth who can piss out of their dicks without making it rain all over the floor and toilet seat and roof
27:00 <faux> OMG
27:00 <faux> DOODLE
28:00 <faux> HAS RETURNED
28:00 <faux> all hail dewdle
28:00 <Mew> FUCK YESSSSSSSS
28:00 <faux> I'm not nikky
28:00 <faux> How rude.
28:00 <Doodle> hai fauxypoos :)
28:00 <amelia> everyone is obsessed with Doodle
28:00 <amelia> I do not understand this
28:00 <faux> Haha
28:00 <Skirmish> All is again well in the world with the return of the Doodle. 
28:00 <Doodle> hai Mewripides
28:00 <Dugnuts> roof?
28:00 <Dugnuts> come on mew
28:00 <faux> NOOOO
28:00 <faux> BRONCOS SCORED
28:00 <Mew> i actually feel so much relief right now lol
28:00 <Dugnuts> that takes talent!
28:00 <faux> FUCK
28:00 <Mew> is that weird
28:00 <TheRiddler> damn
28:00 <Skirmish> The creepy guy that lives next door to a guy that owns a 350Z and has a cat. 
28:00 <faux> video ref
28:00 <TheRiddler> it's all because of his cat amelia
28:00 <TheRiddler> :P
29:00 <couleurs> i got my new sony mobile and it has a built in FM RADIO 
29:00 <couleurs> who's jelly?
29:00 <Grim> wow
29:00 <Grim> never heard of an FM radio before
29:00 <amelia> ohhhhhhh
29:00 <Doodle> who is amelia
29:00 <amelia> DOES HE HAVE A TIGER
29:00 <faux> She rocks
29:00 <Doodle> is she hot
29:00 <faux> Yes
29:00 <stompin> hows ur lada going Skirmish
29:00 <Doodle> onice
29:00 <Mew> shes got hell nudes
29:00 <Doodle> does she like losers
29:00 <faux> Half of her is hot from what I've seen
29:00 <faux> dem eyebrows
29:00 <Mew> beautiful ankles
29:00 <Doodle> ok
29:00 <couleurs> hi Doodle nice 2 c u
29:00 <amelia> staaaaaaaaaaaaahp I blushing
29:00 <Doodle> ohai couleurs
29:00 <amelia> my eyebrows won't stop moving from excitement
29:00 <faux> Haha
30:00 <TheRiddler> my old sony mobile had fm radio too
30:00 <Grim> I got a phone that was a phone
30:00 <Grim> not a radio
30:00 <couleurs> idk why they keep it
30:00 <simba> 4 the footy mate
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <faux> R u Sarah Ellen irl
30:00 <Doodle> i wish i had eyebrows
30:00 <Dugnuts> what happened to them?
30:00 <amelia> who be sarah ellen
30:00 <Doodle> one of them got hacked off in the war
30:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
30:00 <faux> The xadbury eyebrows chick 
30:00 <Doodle> actually my sister did it
30:00 <faux> Who now models 
30:00 <Doodle> but still
30:00 <Dugnuts> the sibling war
30:00 <Dugnuts> i know it well
30:00 <Doodle> yeah
30:00 <Doodle> of ought six
30:00 <amelia> ohhh
31:00 <couleurs> the japanese version has a tv tuner too
31:00 <TheRiddler> should of got the jap 1
31:00 <Grim> oh yeah tv in the pocket we all need that
31:00 <TheRiddler> atleast that'd be usefull
31:00 <Grim> tv is boring as bat shit anyway
31:00 <couleurs> there's nothing on tv...
31:00 <Grim> indeed
31:00 <Grim> gurgling up the power
31:00 <Dugnuts> bah
31:00 <Dugnuts> time to go do dishes
31:00 <Skirmish> stompin: Got rid of it a year ago June. 
31:00 <Dugnuts> thanks for nothing you lot
31:00 <amelia> YOU'RE WELCOME
31:00 <Doodle> hm
31:00 <Doodle> so
31:00 <Doodle> what are you all wearing
31:00 <Nikky`> nothing
31:00 <amelia> Mew is naked
31:00 <Picard> im naked
31:00 <Nikky`> Mew told me to get naked
31:00 <faux> Aluminium foil
31:00 <amelia> that's bout all I know
32:00 <simba> Grim's Third Eye is Wide
32:00 <Picard> so is faux
32:00 <Doodle> thanks Picard
32:00 <Mew> whoa now
32:00 <Doodle> for ruining it
32:00 <Mew> ladies
32:00 <Picard> Doodle i know u wanna see 
32:00 <Doodle> who wants to come and hold me up in the shower not Picard
32:00 <faux> The thought of Picard naked makes me nervous
32:00 <amelia> I jus imagine him flicking his lil pink dick
32:00 <amelia> it's fuckin horrid
32:00 <Doodle> :/
32:00 <Doodle> its not pink ok
32:00 <Picard> im covered in penut butter faux, wanna lick it off?
32:00 <Doodle> oh
32:00 <amelia> damn it 12347reuf37293723ry92472
32:00 <Doodle> nm
32:00 <faux> Its a baby carrot
32:00 <Nikky`> lol
33:00 <couleurs> i haven't tried the ps4 remote play thing yet
33:00 <TheRiddler> knock knock knocking on heavens door
33:00 <amelia> HAY I SAID NO DIRTY TALK @ FAUX
33:00 <Mew> flicking his lil pink dick lmfao
33:00 <faux> YE LEAVE ME ALONE
33:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
33:00 <Mew> ITS FUCHSIA
33:00 <Doodle> mauve
33:00 <Picard> amelia you filthy slut, get back in your corner be speak when u are spoken to
33:00 <amelia> IT'S SALMON
33:00 <amelia> !
33:00 <faux> I walked into a spider weetbix outside and now I'm itchy
33:00 <faux> Wtf 
33:00 <faux> Web*
33:00 <Doodle> looool
33:00 <flee> Its 2015 and we are going to party like its 3010
33:00 <Doodle> weetbix
33:00 <faux> Weirdest autocorrect ever
33:00 <amelia> why so angry? cos I said you flick your lil pink dick?
33:00 <stompin> fucking been sick sucks
33:00 <Doodle> fucking spider weetbix
33:00 <Picard> weetbix hey
33:00 <faux> OI DONT U CALL HER A SLUT U GERIATRIC FUK
34:00 <flee> HUmans wont exist in 100 years
34:00 <Doodle> is amelia a slut?
34:00 <TheRiddler> picard thinks he hot stuff and not a blob left under a light bulb too long
34:00 <faux> pls no
34:00 <amelia> I'm too awkward to be a slut
34:00 <Doodle> lucky
34:00 <stompin> Doodle she wont get her tits out ofr the boys :(
34:00 <faux> Picard's gut enters the room 17 minutes before he does
34:00 <Doodle> oh
34:00 <stompin> apprently she doesnt believe sharing is caring.
34:00 <Doodle> what about for me
34:00 <Doodle> i'm not one of the boys
34:00 <faux> Cheryyyl
34:00 <flee> Picard is a male prositute
34:00 <Doodle> chezza luv
34:00 <faux> ye chez
35:00 <simba> go try it on teh toilet
35:00 <Doodle> flee: a broke one?
35:00 <Picard> i am?
35:00 <Doodle> he must be shit at it if he is home on a friday night
35:00 <Doodle> in mildura
35:00 <Picard> fuck me u cunts have a good imagination
35:00 <TheRiddler> just more braincells
36:00 <couleurs> H*ck Y*s
36:00 <Doodle> Mew
36:00 <Mew> ye bby
36:00 <Doodle> i am impressed that you can spell fuchsia
36:00 <Doodle> marry me
36:00 <Picard> thats doubtful TheRiddler 
36:00 <Mew> omg okay
36:00 <Dugnuts> ohew
36:00 <Dugnuts> finally 
36:00 <Mew> lets get marries at the disabitlite clinic
36:00 <Doodle> damn nobody ever says yes
36:00 <Dugnuts> glad taht odious chore is done
37:00 <Doodle> haha
37:00 <Dugnuts> i think i deserve a drink for that
37:00 <Doodle> disabitlite for me
37:00 <Doodle> u drink it
37:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha disabitlite eh?
37:00 <Mew> loooool
37:00 <Dugnuts> so is that like disabilities, now with less sugar?
37:00 <Doodle> could be
38:00 <Mew> i had a quote about kunny and lee getting some shopping 
38:00 <Doodle> could have that revolting stevia bullshit in it
38:00 <flee> Packets i say lots of packets loads of packets is what i say
38:00 <Mew> disabitlite did we forget something?
38:00 <Doodle> lmao
38:00 <Mew> stevia is rank
38:00 <Doodle> agreed
38:00 <Mew> it leaves the weirdest taste in my mouth
38:00 <Doodle> i've just given up and gone back to sugar
38:00 <Dugnuts> if its gonna be any fake sugar, gimme phenylanine any day
38:00 <amelia> and natvia
39:00 <TheRiddler> I use raw sugar
39:00 <Doodle> all of that shit is weird and gross
39:00 <Dugnuts> well
39:00 <Dugnuts> dont use aspartine
39:00 <amelia> shitty after taste
39:00 <Dugnuts> thats the shit that eats your bones
39:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
39:00 <Mew> yeah i just have raw sugar 
39:00 <Mew> 1 tspn
39:00 <Doodle> nobody eats my bones :(
39:00 <Dugnuts> but when you have booze with your fake soft drink
39:00 <Mew> thx
39:00 <Mew> or honey
39:00 <flee> raw cock
39:00 <Dugnuts> you dont get the crappy after taste!
39:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
39:00 <Dugnuts> HF would love your bones
39:00 <Mew> id have a whole bucket of raw cock
39:00 <MrMark> Its Friday! Are we all pissed off our faces yet!
40:00 <Doodle> whats a hf
40:00 <stompin> bucket of raw cows cock
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Dugnuts> dw, its a chemistry thing
40:00 <Doodle> oh
40:00 <Mew> isnt it aspartame Dugnuts? or is aspartine the same shit lol
40:00 <Doodle> well
40:00 <stompin> i gave up drinking
40:00 <Dugnuts> if people have to ask, it obviously wasnt funny
40:00 <Doodle> i am stupid
40:00 <Dugnuts> aspartame?
40:00 <Dugnuts> dunno
40:00 <Mew> i dunno either haha
40:00 <Doodle> its aspartame
41:00 <Dugnuts> well yup
41:00 <Nikky`> you did not stompin
41:00 <Dugnuts> so it is
41:00 <Nikky`> I don't believe you
41:00 <Dugnuts> excuse me
41:00 <stompin> Nikky`
41:00 <Dugnuts> either way
41:00 <Nikky`> What
41:00 <Dugnuts> it eats your bones
41:00 <stompin> im serious i havnt had a drink since the doc told me not too
41:00 <Dugnuts> dissolves them
41:00 <Doodle> sounds hot
41:00 <Dugnuts> so yeah
41:00 <Dugnuts> dont drink diet coke
41:00 <Dugnuts> coke zero tho?
41:00 <amelia> how long ago did the doc tell you not to
41:00 <Dugnuts> fine :D
41:00 <Mew> that could be handy..
41:00 <flee> raw titts mew
41:00 <Doodle> uh
42:00 <Nikky`> I like coke zero but I only have one soft drink a week
42:00 <Mew> "Ill have the tits still bleeding thx"
42:00 <Mew> my wife has hers crucified
42:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
42:00 <amelia> eughhhh soft drink
42:00 <amelia> way too sweet
42:00 <Dugnuts> well considering theres no sugar in coke zero
42:00 <Dugnuts> no energy at all
43:00 <Dugnuts> i dont feel guilty for having it
43:00 <Nikky`> I do like soda water
43:00 <Nikky`> I have the fizz but not that bad stuff
43:00 <Mew> i never ever drink soft drink cos i cant burp lol
43:00 <Mew> it looks fun though
43:00 <Dugnuts> really?
43:00 <flee> i drink 2L a day of cola
43:00 <Dugnuts> so all the air you swallow just comes out as farts then?
43:00 <Nikky`> I'm not a big one to burp either
43:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Denise Lasalle - My Toot Toot.mp3 (3.95MB 128kbps Stereo 4:18)
43:00 <Mew> i dont explode like a seagull or fart until i shit myself or anything like that it just makes me feel heaps shit 
44:00 <cbfwifppl> faux i made song how my heart goes when i think what you could look like irl https://youtu.be/2L12GK3yzEk
44:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ALISID TRANCE 2015    Uploader: BooOMPmusic Uploaded: Published on Apr 16, 2015 Duration: 4 Minutes 9 Seconds 
44:00 <cbfwifppl> echos for yonders
44:00 <Mew> so i avoid it like the plague
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Mew> f u fizzy drank
44:00 <Dugnuts> im curious now
44:00 <Dugnuts> so you have literally never burped?
44:00 <Skirmish> I reckon Mew would be like Pam off Archer irl. 
44:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
44:00 <flee> has she ever farted is the question
44:00 <Dugnuts> the gas has to come out at least one end
45:00 <Doodle> maybe it comes out of her ears
45:00 <Dugnuts> i think its something like 80% of farts is just from the air you swallow
45:00 <amelia> I don't fart
45:00 <Mew> oh yeah i can fart but i dont do it any more often than someone who can burp 
45:00 <Doodle> when she gets angry
45:00 <Doodle> like steam
45:00 <Mew> this really isnt a sexy conversation anymore
45:00 <amelia> I love puff
45:00 <Dugnuts> but you never burp?
45:00 <Doodle> yeah
45:00 <Dugnuts> ever?
45:00 <stompin> later fags
45:00 <Mew> yeah i never burp
45:00 <Dugnuts> wow
45:00 <Doodle> bai homo
45:00 <stompin> time to crash
45:00 <Mew> mum said she cant remember me doing it as a baby either
45:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
45:00 <flee> u dont fart ethier do u Mew
46:00 <Loof> i love a good burp
46:00 <Doodle> lol love puff
46:00 <Doodle> i think i am lagging
46:00 <Doodle> stop it
46:00 <Mew> i absolutely love it when other people burp haha
46:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
46:00 <Mew> those reeeeeeeeeeally good sounding ones
46:00 <Dugnuts> bit of a vicarious thrill?
46:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
46:00 <Mew> that could be a pickup line for me lmao
46:00 <amelia> I wish I didn't burp
46:00 <Dugnuts> so ones with resonance?
46:00 <Mew> yep
46:00 <amelia> but instead I burp and blow it in my ex's face :(
46:00 <Skirmish> I can burp the alphabet. *struts*
46:00 <Dugnuts> kind of like you are telling a story with a burp
46:00 <Dugnuts> haha
46:00 <Dugnuts> in one burp?
46:00 <Dugnuts> no way
47:00 <flee> cbfwifppl is the messiah, his the chosen one
47:00 <Skirmish> I can make myself burp at will. 
47:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
47:00 <Loof> i love a good shit too
47:00 <Dugnuts> well who cant
47:00 <flee> a burp b burp c burp
47:00 <Loof> huge turds ftw
47:00 <flee> do the burp
47:00 <Doodle> i can burp while inhaling and exhaling but if i do it too much it makes me spew
47:00 <flee> cmon lets do the burp
47:00 <Doodle> also that on my tinder
47:00 <amelia> bodies are gross
47:00 <Doodle> s
47:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
47:00 <amelia> TINDER
47:00 <Dugnuts> that you can burp both ways?
47:00 <amelia> I downloaded it and went on for 20 seconds
47:00 <Doodle> yeah
47:00 <Dugnuts> fair enough
47:00 <amelia> and it scared the shit out of me
47:00 <Mew> u been swiping right Doodle
47:00 <Dugnuts> i suppose you have to put something interesting on there
47:00 <Doodle> i dont have it i was just kidding
47:00 <amelia> so I quickly deleted it
48:00 <Doodle> i dont date people theyre weird
48:00 <Dugnuts> all those people looking for casual connections are scary huh amelia?
48:00 <amelia> it was just a really odd experience
48:00 <Dugnuts> ... so what do you date then Doodle?
48:00 <Nikky`> what Doodle? I was going to ask to date
48:00 <Doodle> nah sorry Nikky` but we can have sex
48:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
48:00 <Nikky`> oh, thats all I wanted anyhow
48:00 <Doodle> win
48:00 <Dugnuts> winning doodle
49:00 <Dugnuts> mew mentioned just before you came in how much she wanted to sex you
49:00 <Doodle> i'm about to have a shower so if you swing by now we can kill 2 birds
49:00 <Picard> anyone watched fools gold?
49:00 <Skirmish> A few mates have told me to check out Tinder but being in a relationship already it would be too weird to even download and register it. 
49:00 <Doodle> lol Dugnuts
49:00 <Dugnuts> if you invite mew as well you can definitely kill 2 birds mate ;)
49:00 <Mew> asif you have room for any more Doodle 
49:00 <Picard> sure Skirmish
49:00 <MrMark> anyone want some bourbon?
49:00 <Doodle> we can squeeze in
49:00 <amelia> why are they telling you to check out Tinder if you are already in a relationship
50:00 <simba> thats what u say when u send a pokemon out ok
50:00 <cbfwifppl> hi Bonny
50:00 <cbfwifppl> bonky i mean
50:00 <Picard> i bet u have it on a fake account
50:00 <Doodle> i'll soap you both up and we'll all slide in
50:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
50:00 <Dugnuts> baby oil!
50:00 <Skirmish> amelia: Check it out for the meat market it is ... not to actually find/hook up with anyone.
50:00 <Loof> what's tinder? another chaturbate?
50:00 <Dugnuts> everything fits with enough lube
50:00 <Picard> Skirmish likes to share it around
50:00 <amelia> I don't understand?
50:00 <Mew> i meant in the freezer LOL
50:00 <Nikky`> love a good slide in
50:00 <amelia> tell you to check it out to jus look at the girls?
50:00 <Doodle> god i'm sorry i said tinder, i only said it in passing as a joke
50:00 <Picard> Skirmish has busted himself
50:00 <Doodle> lol Mew
51:00 <cbfwifppl> how goes it
51:00 <Picard> whats in the freezer Mew?
51:00 <Skirmish> amelia: to check out what it is, how it operates, the stupid shit people put on it about themselves. 
51:00 <amelia> I see
51:00 <Mew> its a dead horse now Picard 
51:00 <Mew> stop poking it
51:00 <Picard> cool story Skirmish
51:00 <Dugnuts> so what scared you about it amelia?
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Mew: what's he poking now?
51:00 <Picard> i hvnt been paying attention
51:00 <flee> mew im currently filming a horror movie are u interested in playing a victim
52:00 <ShadowLurker> balls
52:00 <Picard> ffs who poked the emo faggot and woke it
52:00 <amelia> it was just a really odd thing that you jus pop up on someones screena
52:00 <TokenDaRing> ShadowLurker: but he can't reach his own
52:00 <Mew> thx flee but no thx
52:00 <Dugnuts> i guess
52:00 <Dugnuts> its not really different to any other social media type thing
52:00 <Dugnuts> its just for hooking up
52:00 <amelia> and all these profiles pop up for you
52:00 <amelia> to say yes/no
52:00 <Dugnuts> and its not like people can track you down with it
52:00 <Dugnuts> well yeah
52:00 <amelia> haha it's jus odd to me
52:00 <Dugnuts> thats what it does
52:00 <amelia> I know wot it does
53:00 <bonky> Sorry simba sensei.. I shall go back in the dishwasher for another hour 
53:00 <simba> no i need u
53:00 <Dugnuts> its just for being totally superficial
53:00 <Doodle> its for the secks
53:00 <Dugnuts> nothing scary about it
53:00 <flee> PRINTSCREEN
53:00 <Picard> easy way to get raped
53:00 <amelia> I'm a bit more private than that usually
53:00 <Doodle> yeahhhhhhh
53:00 <Dugnuts> you wish Picard
53:00 <Nikky`> I have no interest going on tinder
53:00 <Dugnuts> fair enough
53:00 <flee> how do i join instagram
54:00 <couleurs> omg i got fifa on me phone!!!!!!!
54:00 <cbfwifppl> sucks i need 40$ for fifa on ps3
54:00 <cbfwifppl> its 70% off
54:00 <cbfwifppl> or someshit
54:00 <TokenDaRing> cbfwifppl: get a job and you can buy it
54:00 <Dugnuts> since im looking for love i try just about everything
54:00 <Doodle> /j instagram
54:00 <Dugnuts> gotta meet new people to find someone i like
54:00 <amelia> love on tinder?
54:00 <Dugnuts> probably not :P
54:00 <amelia> ahahhaa
54:00 <amelia> found love in stranger places I guess
54:00 <Dugnuts> but im not gonna turn down any chance
54:00 <Dugnuts> gotta cast a wide net
54:00 <amelia> I guess
54:00 <amelia> I prefer to go with the flow
54:00 <amelia> let it happen
55:00 <simba> get TokenDaRing to buy it for u
55:00 <TokenDaRing> lol nah
55:00 <TokenDaRing> too busy saving for a wedding
55:00 <simba> why not
55:00 <bonky> Way to kick somebody while they're down
55:00 <simba> be a good bloke for once
55:00 <simba> fucking shit bloke
55:00 <bonky> Whatever you do.. don't get stuck with a job you hate
55:00 <amelia> but it prob don't work like that for guys
55:00 <Picard> try a bar instead of online, it just might work
55:00 <Dugnuts> probably not
55:00 <Doodle> let it happen, let the drugs kick in
55:00 <Dugnuts> i dont randomly get girls asking me out or anything
55:00 <Doodle> just relax
55:00 <amelia> ahahhahaha
55:00 <Dugnuts> i have to do the chasing
55:00 <Nikky`> Lets go out Dugnuts
55:00 <amelia> I went out last weekend, first time since being single again
55:00 <Dugnuts> sorry
55:00 <Nikky`> there you go.. random just asked you
55:00 <Dugnuts> let me clarify
55:00 <amelia> i can see how hard it is for guys
55:00 <Mew> my friend had a hell tinder status when the weather got colder lol
55:00 <Mew> Six tinder matches in the last two days, a little bit of rain and the girls start getting desperate for someone to cuddle in winter. I'm more than just a warm hairy pillow ladies.
55:00 <Picard> if they are running u are doing it all wrong 
55:00 <Dugnuts> i dont get randomly asked out for REAL dates
56:00 <couleurs> playing on a 5 inch screen is weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <bonky> Futile is the word I would use
56:00 <bonky> I don't know how anybody can enjoy games on such small useless devices several inches from their face
56:00 <couleurs> your footile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <Skirmish> I would like to openly express my disgust in being subjected to a half day course on the legality of giving panadol to somebody. Our society has gone too far. 
56:00 <Dugnuts> i get plenty of fake ones
56:00 <Nikky`> Who said I was being fake? huh huh huh
56:00 <Nikky`> :P
56:00 <Dugnuts> who needed to say it for everyone to know it?
56:00 <Dugnuts> come on
56:00 <Dugnuts> anyway
57:00 <Dugnuts> some of these dating sites have fake folks who ask you out and get all flirty
57:00 <Dugnuts> turns out it was just advertising for something else
57:00 <amelia> or those scammers
57:00 <Mew> Dugnuts show us a pic of u
57:00 <amelia> I worked with two older women who got suckered into scammers who then asked for $$
57:00 <amelia> one even sent flowers to her?
57:00 <Loof> some despos or scammers on tinder
57:00 <Dugnuts> kk
57:00 <amelia> I was all OMGOSH THEY GONNA TRY SCAM YOU
57:00 <Dugnuts> hang on a sec
58:00 <simba> how do u control sony phone game
58:00 <Skirmish> I've also fallen in love with watching Archer, especially Pam. I'd marry Pam. 
58:00 <bonky> Can indemnity forms be used to wave their rights?
58:00 <Loof> got winked constantly
58:00 <flee> ive been on austnet since 1992
58:00 <amelia> my condolences flee
58:00 <Mew> theres a mysterious gummy shark that appears in the depths of irc and if she spots a suitable male (preferably holding ops in #melbourne) she may choose to mate with you and give you an irc baby
58:00 <Picard> lol
58:00 <Loof> ooo who who
58:00 <amelia> I wonder how many catfish been on here
59:00 <Fez> fucking modem
59:00 <bonky> I rarely take any drugs, but if I have a killer migraine I will be sucking down several panadol no matter where I find it
59:00 <doctor> panadols work?
59:00 <amelia> haha I love that show :/
59:00 <amelia> ARE YOU A CATFISH MEW
59:00 <Mew> WHATS A CATFISH
59:00 <Mew> i might be i dont know
59:00 <amelia> people who pretend to be someone else online
59:00 <amelia> to get someone to love them
59:00 <Mew> im not an actual catfish i know that much
59:00 <Mew> oh nah lol
59:00 <Dugnuts> http://imgur.com/Tjrnnc9
59:00 <Mew> all me bby
59:00 <Dugnuts> thatsa me
59:00 <flee> ive got a pet gold fish Mew
00:00 <Picard> gday
00:00 <bonky> Probably placebo.. I usually crash for a few hours, sometimes after vomiting and wake up okay.. usually
00:00 <doctor> picard
00:00 <bonky> Sometimes they last a few days
00:00 <Picard> doctor
00:00 <doctor> might need to get that checked out
00:00 <Picard> hlw are u lad/
00:00 <Picard> ahhh my stalker sent me a message
00:00 <amelia> hello Tisk
00:00 <Tisk> hello
00:00 <flee> it doesnt need much oxygen
00:00 <Picard> lol amelia u do that?
00:00 <amelia> Dugnuts has a friendly face
00:00 <ITaL^GuY> piranha
00:00 <amelia> I do wha?
01:00 <Picard> poor TokenDaRing needs to get a life
01:00 <bonky> Just a continuation of the seizures I had as a kid.. migraines beat seizures anyday
01:00 <bonky> In terms of I much prefer the migraines
01:00 <Skirmish> Don't worry about it too much Picard. One day after harrassing you for months he will become your best mate ... just like he and B1. 
01:00 <Skirmish> Just a matter of time. Relax. 
01:00 <Picard> catfish
01:00 <Dugnuts> im a friendly guy
01:00 <amelia> ohhh
01:00 <Tisk> nice
01:00 <amelia> ahahaahahha I'm not on often enough for that shit
01:00 <amelia> to be a catfish you gotta commit
01:00 <Dugnuts> this is me at work
01:00 <Dugnuts> http://imgur.com/JMpSKW4
01:00 <Dugnuts> really enjoying this job :)
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: I do love how you're still whining about me
02:00 <TokenDaRing> please, do, go on
02:00 <simba> i dont think double clicking a username on irc is considered stalking
02:00 <Skirmish> I still like how deluded you are. You sound like Pieter at times like this. 
02:00 <amelia> my shirt is not pink IT'S SALMON
02:00 <amelia> wot you work as
02:00 <Dugnuts> oh
02:00 <Dugnuts> i got told it was apricot
02:00 <Dugnuts> :P
02:00 <Dugnuts> air traffic controller, im training atm
02:00 <amelia> ohhh
02:00 <amelia> fun
02:00 <flee> anyone interested in starring in a IRC porn video
02:00 <Nikky`> How old are you Dugnuts?
03:00 <Picard> it doesnt bother me at all, im just bored with the same old comments each night
03:00 <bonky> Get some promo girls out on the town to promote the channel and bring in new blood.. I guess?
03:00 <Dugnuts> turned 32 in jan
03:00 <flee> this shit will make u a celeb
03:00 <flee> a 'star
03:00 <amelia> tempting offer flee
03:00 <amelia> perhaps ask Mew
03:00 <Loof> so may despos that cant get a root
03:00 <Dugnuts> i know, im an old bastard :P
03:00 <Loof> sad sad world
04:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECu0EqTYk-E
04:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ishome - Eva (HD Video) Views: 128,537   Uploader: Twixful Uploaded: Published on Sep 16, 2013 Duration: 6 Minutes 6 Seconds 
04:00 <Zade> hello Picard
04:00 <bonky> Poor irc.. so neglected now that social media has screwed up socialising
04:00 <Picard> hey Zade how are u
04:00 <Zade> ok ta and yourself?
04:00 <Nikky`> No Dugnuts.. I am older
04:00 <Dugnuts> i did have a gf for a long time, but that ended not too long ago
04:00 <amelia> if I couldn't get a root I would prob be desperate too
04:00 <Dugnuts> ive moved across the country to start a new job and hopefully new love
04:00 <Dugnuts> but dating is a lot harder than i remember :P
04:00 <flee> id be dyslexic if i couldnt get a root
04:00 <Tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L12GK3yzEk
04:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ALISID TRANCE 2015    Uploader: BooOMPmusic Uploaded: Published on Apr 16, 2015 Duration: 4 Minutes 9 Seconds 
04:00 <Dugnuts> come on
04:00 <Dugnuts> getting a root is never hard
04:00 <flee> teach me some of those english skills mang
04:00 <Tisk> good friday track
04:00 <Dugnuts> getting quality sex is much harder
05:00 <simba> <Picard> it doesnt bother me at all, im just bored with the same old comments each night - finally starting 2 crack
05:00 <Picard> nuh simba not at all, im not a weak cunt like u who bans kicks people when they get to you :P
05:00 <Picard> im ok Zade
05:00 <cbfwifppl> some faggot on here dislikes my music
05:00 <simba> bans kicks
05:00 <Loof> take your fucking trance back to 2001 chris the cocksuckler
05:00 <amelia> aw Loof such a bully
05:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ sitting on irc on a Friday night talking about quality sex. 
05:00 <Loof> wait till you get to know him amelia
05:00 <Skirmish> BAMP BOW
05:00 <Loof> you'll understand
05:00 <Dugnuts> ?
05:00 <Tisk> ?
05:00 <flee> Tisk stop posting shit music
05:00 <Tisk> its ok music
06:00 <cbfwifppl> ban em simba
06:00 <cbfwifppl> for not liking my music
06:00 <Skirmish> simba is part of the system ... must rebel against the system. Rage against the machine. 
06:00 <Picard> lol cbfwifppl
06:00 <cbfwifppl> fucken dipshit just dislikes
06:00 <simba> why dont u leave irc if nobody likes u on it and its starting to anger u big time
06:00 <TokenDaRing> cbfwifppl: what if it's simba who doesn't like your music?
06:00 <bonky> Eventually skynet will become self aware and we won't need fallible humans to run the show
06:00 <Picard> who's angry?
06:00 <cbfwifppl> me
06:00 <cbfwifppl> i fucken pisstopher
06:00 <Tisk> not shit
06:00 <amelia> everyone says that but I've only ever seen him stick to himself
06:00 <Loof> must be off the grog
06:00 <Loof> good
06:00 <Skirmish> There is nothing nice about Loof. 
06:00 <Skirmish> His mail order bride beats him relentlessly and he takes it out on people on irc. 
06:00 <amelia> awww you dunno wot people go thru, anything could be the final push
07:00 <simba> cbfwifppl just remember what tay tay said haters gonna hate
07:00 <cbfwifppl> yeah
07:00 <cbfwifppl> i make mega beats
07:00 <cbfwifppl> fuck them
07:00 <cbfwifppl> probably one my neighbours
07:00 <cbfwifppl> does it
07:00 <cbfwifppl> cause i play it 20 times in row
07:00 <cbfwifppl> lols
07:00 <simba> does he know your youtube handle
07:00 <Picard> Dugnuts i hope i not on any plane u are controlling
07:00 <Picard> ffs
07:00 <Loof> true dat
07:00 <Mew> this is one of me and my friend at work from earlier today lol http://i.imgur.com/NJ0tVbi.jpg
08:00 <Skirmish> An 11yo kid was on JJJ unearthed for the music he makes at home on his dads PC. You and shads have been shown up by an 11yo kid. 
08:00 <cbfwifppl> its pieter
08:00 <cbfwifppl> jason ot
08:00 <cbfwifppl> dude
08:00 <cbfwifppl> does it
08:00 <cbfwifppl> fucken faggot
08:00 <cbfwifppl> ortega
08:00 <Loof> stunner man
08:00 <Dugnuts> oh dont worry Picard
08:00 <Picard> mew who is that?
08:00 <Dugnuts> i'll make sure i kill 100s of other people just to get you
08:00 <Mew> im the one that looks like a ferret
08:00 <Loof> those fucking eyes
08:00 <Mew> me and my friend lol
08:00 <amelia> I wish I knew how to do make up like that
08:00 <Mew> shes sooooooo good at it
08:00 <Picard> really?
08:00 <Loof> Mew should so be a model
08:00 <Loof> or actor
08:00 <StrykerX> Picard hello
08:00 <Picard> im not a fan of piercings, but they are ok
08:00 <amelia> which one looks like a ferret
09:00 <TokenDaRing> cbfwifppl: you should give him a piece of your mind
09:00 <TokenDaRing> tell him what you think of his shit
09:00 <cbfwifppl> is he own shoots up dudes
09:00 <cbfwifppl> one
09:00 <cbfwifppl> what a cunt in denile
09:00 <cbfwifppl> jealous
09:00 <cbfwifppl> of skill
09:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah man
09:00 <Skirmish> lol denile is just a river in Egypt.
09:00 <Picard> StrykerX hello
09:00 <Mew> left
09:00 <Mew> wait
09:00 <Mew> fuck
09:00 <Mew> right lmao
09:00 <StrykerX> Actually, I might ditch IRC and hit the local
09:00 <Tisk> k
09:00 <Mew> i get my left and rights mixed up
09:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
09:00 <Picard> lol
09:00 <Picard> u idiot
09:00 <amelia> she has such nice teef too
09:00 <Picard> she has nice eyes
09:00 <Tisk> :D
10:00 <cbfwifppl> no its not
10:00 <simba> pieter "jason ot" ortega?
10:00 <cbfwifppl> yeah
10:00 <simba> never heard of him
10:00 <cbfwifppl> he dislikes it
10:00 <simba> is he real
10:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: he's that Pete guy
10:00 <cbfwifppl> i banned him from commenting
10:00 <cbfwifppl> piece of shit
10:00 <cbfwifppl> ynnoB
10:00 <Mew> ive seen her naked haha ;)
10:00 <Picard> perv
10:00 <Mew> she has cunt tattooed on her ass cheek
10:00 <Loof> bet she is on that whitening deal
10:00 <amelia> ohhh
10:00 <Mew> and a little apple core above her noony
10:00 <Loof> $250 you can get your teeth white as fuck
10:00 <Loof> whiter than white 
10:00 <Loof> like they glow
10:00 <amelia> yah they a nice shape though and all
10:00 <Dugnuts> sounds like she's confused about her privates
10:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Is that for guys that are a bit reluctant to do anal? She confuses them to thinking it's the correct hole?
10:00 <Mew> nah she started using this oral b whitening strip stuff a few months ago
10:00 <Loof> but it only lasts 6 months
10:00 <amelia> I jus like her make up style in general
11:00 <simba> Jason's father will be getting a stern word.
11:00 <Tisk> yep
11:00 <Tisk> tell that cunt look here dickhead
11:00 <Mew> but they were pretty white before that too
11:00 <flee> Im shooting a documentary about porn atresses using irc to find clients willing to pay top $
11:00 <Mew> she just has good teef
11:00 <Dugnuts> come on
11:00 <amelia> pretty smile in general
11:00 <Dugnuts> really?
11:00 <amelia> why aren't you smiling too Mew
11:00 <amelia> you has nice pretty eyes
11:00 <Mew> Skirmish i told her she should swap them around and have the cursive cunt above her vajay lmao
11:00 <Mew> UR IN THE RIGHT PLACE GUYS
11:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh mew is young!
11:00 <Dugnuts> im always surprised these days
12:00 <Tisk> nah look here
12:00 <Tisk> hear this
12:00 <simba> just speak with his father, that'll shit him right off
12:00 <Tisk> look hear this here dickhead look
12:00 <bonky> Give him an enema.. with extreme prejudice
12:00 <Tisk> yep
12:00 <Tisk> with a garden hose
12:00 <Tisk> in his nose
12:00 <amelia> yah I dunno why but I thought you were old
12:00 <Picard> yeah i thought Mew was some old slappa
12:00 <ShadowLurker> whats this about anal
12:00 <amelia> like 40+ 
12:00 <Dugnuts> i think its just coz she's on irc
12:00 <Dugnuts> dont get too many younger people on it these days
12:00 <Mew> im 24 you assholes lol
12:00 <Picard> i would have guessed 40ish
12:00 <Loof> i was 16 when you were born lol
12:00 <Loof> holy shit
12:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
12:00 <Loof> i'm old
12:00 <Dugnuts> well at least i was only 8
12:00 <Dugnuts> omg
12:00 <StrykerX> Who's 40?
12:00 <amelia> do you have children Mew
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Tisk: apparently he's gay too
13:00 <TokenDaRing> he might like you sticking things in his butt
13:00 <simba> tell his dad he's gay
13:00 <Tisk> was his brains out with soap
13:00 <bonky> Everybody's gay these days.. it's what all the cool kids are doing
13:00 <Tisk> bonky
13:00 <Tisk> no
13:00 <Tisk> and hi
13:00 <Picard> i was 19 lol
13:00 <Dugnuts> im a full 3rd older
13:00 <amelia> cos I thought you had kids too
13:00 <Loof> she has a beautiful little fella
13:00 <amelia> I JUS MADE UP A WHOLE FUCKIN LIFE FOR YOU OK
13:00 <Skirmish> lol loof is older than me! 
13:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
13:00 <Dugnuts> do you have dolls of everyone too amelia?
13:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahahahhaa
13:00 <amelia> maybe *blush*
13:00 <Dugnuts> walking them through their made up lives?
13:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
13:00 <Dugnuts> heh
14:00 <Tisk> i gonna make the bonky song
14:00 <Tisk> later tonite
14:00 <bonky> Makes me think of barry white
14:00 <Tisk> oh
14:00 <Tisk> not chef from south park
14:00 <Skirmish> She has created a world in sims with everyone from this channel in it. 
14:00 <Loof> lol some chick on tinder that's 40 saying "no oldies, not intersted" lol, sorry to tell you this but you're old bitch
14:00 <amelia> bwahhahahha
14:00 <Skirmish> Picard is going to end up in the pool and the ladder removed. 
14:00 <amelia> I miss the hospital sims or whatever it was
15:00 <Tisk> my life seems to be slow
15:00 <TokenDaRing> Tisk: you need to party, live a little
15:00 <TokenDaRing> live life in the fast lane
15:00 <Tisk> got 400 songs i made
15:00 <Tisk> lols
15:00 <amelia> where people would yack all over the place
15:00 <Dugnuts> do you mean theme hospital?
15:00 <amelia> is that wot it was?
15:00 <Dugnuts> that old school game?
15:00 <Mew> yeah ive got a 2yrld amelia 
15:00 <amelia> it rings a bell yeah ahha
15:00 <Dugnuts> yup
15:00 <Dugnuts> the start sequence had them rushing in a patient, then they did a diagnosis of his insurance, it came back negative, so they just tipped him off the gurney into a trap door :P
15:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
16:00 <bonky> That's a good thing.. it only speeds up as you get older.. like, wtf another birthday/christmas/anniversary/etc
16:00 <bonky> Enjoy it while it is slow.. before you know it will be over in a blink
16:00 <Tisk> im retired bonky 
16:00 <Dugnuts> bullfrog made some good games
16:00 <amelia> so harsh yet I loved it
16:00 <amelia> I used to love that wacky racers game too
16:00 <amelia> with the moose I think?
16:00 <Loof> i want a wii u with mario kart
16:00 <Dugnuts> heh
16:00 <Dugnuts> wacky racers
16:00 <Dugnuts> classic
17:00 <Tisk> did in my 20s
17:00 <TokenDaRing> bonky: he's on DSP
17:00 <bonky> Ah okay.. well at least there is hope
17:00 <Tisk> yeah no rent is bonus
17:00 <bonky> Early retirement has always been a dream of mine
17:00 <Tisk> and i got cool cat
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Tisk: I have a cat now
17:00 <Dugnuts> omg
17:00 <Dugnuts> that means you are an old school nerd
17:00 <amelia> I liked mario kart best on snes and gamecube
17:00 <Dugnuts> I liked all these things
17:00 <Loof> i had it on n64
17:00 <Picard> i need to cum again
17:00 <Loof> and snes
17:00 <Loof> never had a gamecube :(
17:00 <Dugnuts> gamecube was awse
17:00 <amelia> gamecube was shit
17:00 <Dugnuts> i had 64
17:00 <amelia> but
17:00 <Dugnuts> no way
17:00 <amelia> mario kart was awesome on it
17:00 <amelia> I hated gamecube
17:00 <Dugnuts> so was smash bros
17:00 <amelia> shittest console
17:00 <Loof> ah i see
17:00 <amelia> yah smash bros as well
17:00 <flee> anyone got any stories to tell that arent boring or cause conflict among the population of #melbourne irc.austnet.org short for orgy
17:00 <amelia> that was the only other good one on it
18:00 <Tisk> how old are u bonky
18:00 <Dugnuts> old enough to know better
18:00 <bonky> Heh.. old enough not to make past mistakes divulging personal information online
18:00 <Picard> lol i mention cum and TokenDaRing send me a pm 
18:00 <Loof> that's another reason i want a wii u: smash bros
18:00 <Mew> psYbRyyyyyyy
18:00 <Dugnuts> heh
18:00 <amelia> I used to love that whistle guy on mega man
18:00 <amelia> mannnnn he was so suave
18:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
18:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing its cute u want me, but im just no interested in u dude
18:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
18:00 <Loof> megaman was too hard for me lol
18:00 <amelia> ahahahahha
18:00 <amelia> the snake level pissed me off
18:00 <Dugnuts> megaman was too hard for everyone
18:00 <Dugnuts> that was the point of it
18:00 <amelia> but it was soso good to play
18:00 <flee> is TokenDaRing trawling for cock again
19:00 <Tisk> yep
19:00 <Tisk> are u cool person
19:00 <Tisk> ?
19:00 <Tisk> or boring
19:00 <bonky> Been there done that.. identity theft and loss of numerous accounts is not a fun day at the office
19:00 <Skirmish> What? Nothing bad ever happened to anyone that shared their personal info online.
19:00 <Mew> aw man that was def a lan quit
19:00 <amelia> do you have siblings Dugnuts
19:00 <Mew> he was really enjoying irc tonight
19:00 <Dugnuts> yup
19:00 <Mew> FUCK U LAN
19:00 <Dugnuts> younger bro
19:00 <Picard> yes flee
19:00 <amelia> did you used to fight heaps when playing consoles
19:00 <Dugnuts> he is turning weird as he gets older tho
19:00 <Picard> he want me
19:00 <Dugnuts> haha nah
19:00 <Picard> s
19:00 <amelia> I got 2x brothers
19:00 <Dugnuts> coz i'd always win
19:00 <amelia> used to have mad fights
19:00 <Dugnuts> and being the bigger brother
19:00 <amelia> WE'RE TAKING IT BY LIVES, NOT LEVELS
19:00 <TokenDaRing> flee: sorry, not interested
19:00 <amelia> NO WE SAID LEVELS!!!
19:00 <Dugnuts> he'd start something and i'd finish it
20:00 <bonky> It wasn't so bad 5,10,15 years ago.. but now it is so widespread and considerably more organised
20:00 <Tisk> bonky :)
20:00 <Dugnuts> oh pff
20:00 <Dugnuts> its always lives
20:00 <amelia> ahahahaaha
20:00 <Dugnuts> nah, we have good memories
20:00 <Dugnuts> we didnt argue about silly shit like that
20:00 <amelia> yah still good memories, but lotsa fights haha
20:00 <Dugnuts> and we were honest about it
20:00 <Dugnuts> :P
20:00 <amelia> ahahaha
20:00 <Dugnuts> heh
21:00 <Dugnuts> i used to come home and ask my bro "Want a whoopin?"
21:00 <Dugnuts> code for smash bros
21:00 <flee> sometimes i forget to feed my pet goldfish
21:00 <amelia> bwahahha
21:00 <amelia> so much broken shit over smash bros from my bros gettin too excited
21:00 <amelia> I learnt to butt out and jus let them play that game
22:00 <Skirmish> That was pretty fucking revolting Picard. 
22:00 <bonky> The whole idea of one or two accounts linking everything together.. is probably the worst security scenario I can think of
22:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <bonky> And yet we have dived head first into that scenario
22:00 <Picard> dont u like it Skirmish
22:00 <flee> are u cool amelia
22:00 <Mew> srs bsns
22:00 <amelia> I am a bit of a dork flee
22:00 <psYbR> srs.
22:00 <psYbR> bzns.
23:00 <Skirmish> It is an image I will keep in the back of my mind to prevent climax. 
23:00 <Picard> lmfao
23:00 <Picard> they love her
23:00 <Skirmish> Someone has to.
23:00 <Skirmish> I haven't seen amelia's picture yet. 
23:00 <Mew> im going to melbourne next weekend
23:00 <Mew> the place not the chatroom
23:00 <amelia> only few people has
23:00 <Dugnuts> welcome!
23:00 <Dugnuts> enjoy our cold
23:00 <Tisk> Mew
23:00 <Dugnuts> and wet
23:00 <Tisk> lols
23:00 <Mew> yaaaaay lol
23:00 <psYbR> mew, im jelly
23:00 <Dugnuts> wait
23:00 <psYbR> melbs is way cool
23:00 <Dugnuts> and RAIN i should say
23:00 <Dugnuts> :P
23:00 <Nikky`> Melb rocks
23:00 <Mew> the next stop from where i am is Antarctica so im used to the cold 
23:00 <flee> Mew would make a nice mother
24:00 <simba> agreed bonky
24:00 <Tisk> simba
24:00 <Tisk> doing what?u
24:00 <flee> warm n comfortity
24:00 <Dugnuts> oh are you in tassie?
24:00 <Mew> oh shit i forgot about tassie LOL
24:00 <amelia> tity
24:00 <amelia> comfortity
24:00 <Picard> antarctica?
24:00 <Mew> im on an island off the coast of SA
24:00 <amelia> NZ?
24:00 <psYbR> lol ^
24:00 <Mew> a smaller island lmao
24:00 <amelia> bwahhaah
24:00 <Picard> ki
24:00 <Picard> u told me
24:00 <Mew> an island made out of kangaroo carcasses floating on the ocean
25:00 <Tisk> i got days of cleaning
25:00 <simba> boring PC shit
25:00 <Tisk> to start
25:00 <Tisk> have to eat
25:00 <Tisk> too
25:00 <Mew> wb Loof
25:00 <Dugnuts> oh
25:00 <Dugnuts> really?
25:00 <Dugnuts> cool
25:00 <Mew> yis
25:00 <Picard> watch out for the bears
25:00 <flee> mew could be a protential surogate for mothers
25:00 <Dugnuts> must be interesting
25:00 <psYbR> Mew, is it a pain when shops you want to shop at are not on your island
25:00 <Mew> its a pretty awesome place
26:00 <Tisk> gonna cook chips
26:00 <simba> me 2
26:00 <simba> brb
26:00 <Picard> id love to go to antarctica
26:00 <Mew> i do so much online shopping psYbR haha
26:00 <flee> i luv shoppping
26:00 <Skirmish> The island is slowly becoming a wrecking yard for cars Pirate has destroyed. 
26:00 <flee> im always looking for a deal
26:00 <Mew> it really is haha
27:00 <Picard> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=15a81x&s=8#.VS-bKOmJi00
27:00 <Dugnuts> nice
27:00 <Dugnuts> so how many people on your island?
27:00 <Mew> just under 5K now
28:00 <Skirmish> 10k during holidays? 
28:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
28:00 <Dugnuts> so its big enough so that you dont know everybody then
28:00 <Dugnuts> thats good :)
28:00 <amelia> or bad
28:00 <Dugnuts> i grew up in a town about hte same size
29:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: why are you sharing your porn collection with us?
29:00 <Dugnuts> that said mine was in the middle of desert mountains
29:00 <amelia> no wonder you're so horny Mew
29:00 <Dugnuts> nearest place 80kms away
29:00 <psYbR> lol hows the shipping cost to Mew Island?
29:00 <amelia> you have limited selection on yo island
29:00 <Mew> same as anywhere else psYbR, mail just comes over on the boat like normal
30:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing dont act innocent, u told me it was your gf
30:00 <Tisk> 1 hour till my chips
30:00 <Tisk> :/
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: and you told me you slept with "girls" in Thailand
30:00 <Skirmish> I'd spend as much time on irc as TokenDaRing does if that was my gf too. 
30:00 <Picard> incorrect
30:00 <Mew> it'd probably be more if it was getting flown over
30:00 <Picard> they have electricity?
30:00 <Nikky`> wb ITaL^GuY :o)
30:00 <Mew> nah im winding up power to be on here right now Picard 
30:00 <ITaL^GuY> ty Nikky` :)
30:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
31:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: I've heard reports that you're engaged to Bigfoot
31:00 <Picard> i think he is sexually confused, not sure if he is gy or straight so he chose her/it
31:00 <TokenDaRing> which explains your presence here
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: that's actually your son
31:00 <TokenDaRing> on a date with me
31:00 <Picard> gay*
31:00 <TokenDaRing> he sure does love a pounding
31:00 <Picard> lol
31:00 <Dugnuts> just imagining mew sitting on a bike while she types
31:00 <Skirmish> Pirate peddles a bike when Mew wants some internet time. 
31:00 <Picard> im surprised u have internet
31:00 <Dugnuts> if she pedals too slow the screen starts to go black...
31:00 <Dugnuts> :P
31:00 <Picard> after all it is part of south australia
31:00 <Mew> ride faster im trying to send nudes omg
31:00 <flee> whats ur pager number
31:00 <Mew> 01189993699991
32:00 <Picard> i wouldnt think so, my son is 15. are u a pedo?
32:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: You should avoid hearing things from idiots. It will find you likened to them. 
32:00 <Picard> 2501411
32:00 <amelia> GO FISH
32:00 <Dugnuts> heh
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: so this isn't you and your partner? http://i.imgur.com/EzM35YE.jpg
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard lied to me?!
33:00 <TokenDaRing> that bastard
33:00 <TokenDaRing> and I trusted him too
33:00 <Skirmish> Are you 14yo? 
33:00 <Dugnuts> are you trying to say your nudes are so awesome they need extra power mew?
33:00 <amelia> show me nudes
33:00 <amelia> I only seen your cupped tits
33:00 <Mew> its more the uploading power
33:00 <amelia> I thought they were fakies
33:00 <amelia> but alas I was advised otherwise
33:00 <Doodle> i posted my handbra nobody cared
34:00 <Skirmish> lol what an idiotic thing to link and suggest. 
34:00 <TokenDaRing> you mean like how Picard did it?
34:00 <TokenDaRing> and yet, you thought that funny
34:00 <Skirmish> What does that have to do with me? 
34:00 <Skirmish> Put some cream on that butthurt and relax lol
34:00 <Nikky`> but we got a good giggle
34:00 <flee> ive got a question to ask about the amount of data needed to chat here is 100mb enough a month
34:00 <amelia> people can be so cruel Doodle :(
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <Doodle> i know
34:00 <Doodle> arseholes
34:00 <Nikky`> But we love you
34:00 <Dugnuts> ?
34:00 <Mew> maybe it'd be a different story if you'd showcased your arsehole
34:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt notice it Doodle
34:00 <Dugnuts> post it again
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: nah I'll just go write up a blog about it
35:00 <TokenDaRing> and have a great sook on there
35:00 <Skirmish> Make sure you give me the link so I can check it out. 
35:00 <Dugnuts> come on buddy
35:00 <amelia> pls do not showcase your arsehole
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <Doodle> no it was a one shot deal
35:00 <Picard> im going to new zealand in 10 days how much data do i need on my phone?
35:00 <Doodle> 7
35:00 <Picard> just to post pics and shit on facebook
35:00 <Dugnuts> all of it
35:00 <Dugnuts> all the data
35:00 <Dugnuts> awww
36:00 <couleurs> 12 sheep lmao
36:00 <Picard> telstra have a package i can buy
36:00 <Nikky`> oooh its couleurs
36:00 <slower> telstra are 2 dear
36:00 <couleurs> hiiiiiiiii
36:00 <Nikky`> hi hi
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <simba> i thought u guys were on the same team
37:00 <simba> the angry typer crew
37:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: there are no teams
37:00 <simba> so u guys r all lone doggs now
37:00 <flee> Mew when are u getting ur IS i.d card
37:00 <flee> #ISIS has begun issuing ID cards & distributing them to members. #Syria #Iraq 
38:00 <Skirmish> Nah I refused to join the new team taco server. I have been outcast.
38:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa on da big screan
38:00 <TokenDaRing> you had a dummy spit because Taco wouldn't zline B1
38:00 <TokenDaRing> you spit that dummy so far it landed in Perth
38:00 <Serenity> ATC
38:00 <simba> still bitchin about irc servers tho
38:00 <Serenity> REPRZENT
38:00 <British^Meat> late greets
38:00 <simba> atc - la la la la la
38:00 <Skirmish> Not sure where the bitching is ... but ok simba. 
38:00 <flee> so drunk i lost my i.d
39:00 <simba> everywhere
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: remember how you stomped off like a four year old girl being told no?
39:00 <simba> TokenDaRing remember when u didnt use ur keyboard 4 ages
39:00 <simba> that was sick
39:00 <Skirmish> I do remember. It was satisfying. 
39:00 <couleurs> i'm 2 dear
39:00 <flee> have sex with a goat
40:00 <TokenDaRing> simba: remember when you last followed the same rules you enforce?
40:00 <TokenDaRing> oh wait
40:00 <TokenDaRing> no one does
40:00 <simba> as soon as StrykerX comes on tho
40:00 <simba> hes smashin that kb
40:00 <Serenity> everything is so erratic here atm lol
40:00 <British^Meat> E N F O R C E
40:00 <simba> theres only 1 rule: there r no rules (except rule 1)
40:00 <British^Meat> can i troll Picard a lil?
40:00 <British^Meat> Is there room?
41:00 <simba> troll the troller
41:00 <British^Meat> i was just going to make comment that my MIRC still isnt working
41:00 <British^Meat> but im not here pissing and moaning about ti
41:00 <British^Meat> Its not really an inconvenience
41:00 <British^Meat> That was all
41:00 <flee> it will be a morale booster
42:00 <simba> ill c what teh hax called
42:00 <Dugnuts> all i heard was
42:00 <Dugnuts> waa waa waaa
42:00 <British^Meat> did u see my gta dollars?
42:00 <Dugnuts> im British^Meat 
43:00 <Dugnuts> waaaa waaa waaaaa
43:00 <British^Meat> damn straight
43:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: I didn't like mIRC so I just changed clients
43:00 <TokenDaRing> simple stuff really
43:00 <Dugnuts> bitchx?
43:00 <Serenity> mirc is booful
43:00 <Dugnuts> its not really
44:00 <British^Meat> i like this mibbit, but it had no auto connect/join/identify
44:00 <Dugnuts> its adequate
44:00 <Dugnuts> mibbit?
44:00 <British^Meat> this is actually an inconvenince
44:00 <Dugnuts> mibbit sucks worse than mirc
44:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah, mirc WORKS, but that's about it
44:00 <British^Meat> but im not pissing and moaning
44:00 <TokenDaRing> kvirc is pretty decent
44:00 <British^Meat> I d G I 
44:00 <British^Meat> why does it suck?
44:00 <Serenity> depends if you're clever enough to turn it into something you actually enjoy
44:00 <British^Meat> What does or doesnt it do?
44:00 <TokenDaRing> mirc is just very bloated
44:00 <Serenity> ive had my client 8 years its hardly straight mirc at this stage
44:00 <Dugnuts> you mean download scripts?
44:00 <British^Meat> im here chattin aint i?
44:00 <Dugnuts> woooo
44:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
44:00 <Serenity> no not download scripts
44:00 <Serenity> how simple are you
44:00 <simba> u just need a chattchitto crack
44:00 <Dugnuts> most linux irc clients are much better
44:00 <Picard> ffs 1.5gb for $350
44:00 <Picard> fuck telstra
45:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
45:00 <Serenity> it is TokenDaRing you can remove a lot of nonsense
45:00 <Dugnuts> not that im really complaining
45:00 <Dugnuts> im using a hell old mirc setup
45:00 <simba> everything im googling is coming up nonsense
45:00 <Dugnuts> just coz i stopped using linux
45:00 <flee> 100mb
46:00 <Dugnuts> and i honestly could not be fucked setting up something new
46:00 <Mew> wtf 350
46:00 <Mew> how
47:00 <Picard> :P
47:00 <faux>  DRAGONS BABYYY
47:00 <MrMark> anyone want some scotch?
48:00 <TokenDaRing> I prefer the layout and customisation features of kvirc a lot more than mirc
48:00 <Tisk> u know i met chopper reid
48:00 <Mew> scotchy scotch scotch
48:00 <Mew> down into my belly
48:00 <Mew> are you chris or pieter
48:00 <Tisk> i left quick smart when i did
48:00 <Mew> i cant tell
48:00 <Tisk> Mew
48:00 <Tisk> i am tall one
48:00 <Mew> lmao
49:00 <TokenDaRing> also the way it displays rooms and modes is better
49:00 <simba> u need a fancy client to troll like its 2002?
49:00 <simba> ;~)
49:00 <TokenDaRing> simba, I do serious chat on another network
49:00 <TokenDaRing> with people I actually know
49:00 <Mew> whats sockzie doing
49:00 <Tisk> licking cleaning
49:00 <Mew> i cant remember what piets cats name is
49:00 <Mew> methduster
50:00 <simba> are u a softie over there
50:00 <Skirmish> Lucky them
50:00 <TokenDaRing> totes man
50:00 <simba> is ur nick BronyKing555
50:00 <TokenDaRing> yes it is
50:00 <TokenDaRing> shit dude
50:00 <simba> wtf i know u
50:00 <Serenity> you all need to lube your genitals up and just get to it
50:00 <TokenDaRing> you found me
50:00 <Serenity> too much tension here
50:00 <simba> i know u u know me
50:00 <simba> someone break Serenitys hymen
50:00 <Serenity> go away
50:00 <simba> b4 i get the sledgehammer out
50:00 <Serenity> i like my intact hymen
50:00 <Tisk> i got like some weed
50:00 <Mew> like totally man
50:00 <Tisk> yeah
50:00 <Mew> are you gonna smoke it
50:00 <Mew> have one now
50:00 <Tisk> talk to me talk to me now
50:00 <Tisk> :D
50:00 <Doodle> tubular
50:00 <Mew> have another one
50:00 <Tisk> aararrarrggghhhh
50:00 <flee> i found a torrent for you mew
50:00 <flee> How to Become a Porn Director: Making Amateur Adult Films
50:00 <Picard> Mew thats there overseas data package
51:00 <simba> put it so far up there u look like a hammerhead shartk
51:00 <simba> wow too far
51:00 <simba> (this is the network i chat seriously on)
51:00 <Serenity> yeah calm down simbies
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Mew> holy fuck thats rude Picard 
51:00 <Tisk> i got weed no shit not tampered with
51:00 <Mew> i thought the rest of the world had better internet stuff
51:00 <Picard> sure is
51:00 <Tisk> fucken
51:00 <Mew> oh wait its still under our shitty company isnt it lol
51:00 <Picard> thts buying it here before i go
51:00 <Doodle> amaysim
51:00 <Picard> otherwise is $3mb
52:00 <Doodle> i think theyre good for o/s shit
52:00 <Mew> triple dong wesley snipes
52:00 <Doodle> lol double dong denzellllllllll
52:00 <Mew> :o
53:00 <Doodle> :O
54:00 <gummyb3ar> heey aussie
54:00 <TokenDaRing> hey gummyb3ar
54:00 <gummyb3ar> hi token
54:00 <TheRiddler> hai gummyb3ar
54:00 <gummyb3ar> i like the name anna_ng. what is ng stand for 
54:00 <gummyb3ar> heey riddler oi mate
54:00 <TokenDaRing> [21:49:54] <Tisk> i got like some weed
54:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
54:00 <flee> whats ur story
54:00 <Mew> LALALA LABIAAAA
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Tisk has said like, three times today I QUIT WEED
54:00 <Doodle> so whats new
54:00 <TokenDaRing> I quit weed, I got some weed, I quit weed, I had three bongs
55:00 <TokenDaRing> I quit coffee, I haven't had one since 6 hours ago
55:00 <flee> his a hardcore weed addict illusionating on dieties
55:00 <Doodle> rofl Mew
55:00 <flee> death is a illusion
55:00 <Mew> binja minja bearded clam furry burger smiley sam lalala laaaabiaaaa
55:00 <Doodle> lol shut up
56:00 <British^Meat> i think my eyebrow hairs are too long
56:00 <British^Meat> but im way to scared to trim them
56:00 <Mew> its the best song ever 
56:00 <Doodle> it really is
57:00 <British^Meat> whats a man to do?
57:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: burn them off
57:00 <bonky> Stay natural.. don't get stuck on that vanity treadmill that so many females subscribe to
57:00 <flee> Fuck on cocaine should be fuck on camera
58:00 <TokenDaRing> or style them with wax
58:00 <bonky> The fashion industry is trying to make all of us neurotic
58:00 <TokenDaRing> if they're long enough
58:00 <Picard> fucke
58:00 <Picard> n
58:00 <flee> LIGHTS
58:00 <flee> AMERA
59:00 <Dugnuts> in your case?
59:00 <Dugnuts> bend over and take your boyfriends cock in yoru ass i guess
59:00 <Dugnuts> if you seriously care about the length of your eyebrows
59:00 <Dugnuts> thats about where you are in life
00:00 <bonky> I can't go outside, my eyebrows are too long.
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
00:00 <Dugnuts> sup slut!
00:00 <TokenDaRing> bushy brows are cool
00:00 <British^Meat> but sometimes they go all wonky
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup cunt?
00:00 <British^Meat> and i can see hairs in my vision
00:00 <Mew> can someone water the retards
00:00 <Mew> theyre wilting
00:00 <Doodle> O_o
01:00 <British^Meat> its REALLY annoying
01:00 <Dugnuts> feeling better actually
01:00 <Dugnuts> hbu?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, amazing! Organising splendour in ze grass in july!
01:00 <Dugnuts> ?
01:00 <Dugnuts> what is this?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> music festival - byron
01:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
01:00 <bonky> I each my own facial hair all the time.. and sometimes my moustache hair gets caught between my teeth and I can't close my mouth
01:00 <Fez> buy ticket. go.
01:00 <Dugnuts> oh, so you are up in byron bay?
01:00 <Skirmish> No ... let them die. 
01:00 <flee> fuck on cocaine
02:00 <Dugnuts> ok
02:00 <Dugnuts> waht percentage of #melbourne peeps are actually in melbourne
02:00 <Fez> all ya neex to do
02:00 <bonky> You just learn to accept and deal with it
02:00 <Dugnuts> i have a feeling its low
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> no - sydney
02:00 <Dugnuts> well thats much closer to melbourne
02:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: It is a low % compared to what it was over a decade ago. 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonky do you give moustache rides?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish!
02:00 <Skirmish> Oh hai Kate. 
03:00 <bonky> What are moustache rides?
03:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
03:00 <Skirmish> Token has been telling me that it's time I fess up to the fiance about us. 
03:00 <Dugnuts> girls riding your moustache
03:00 <bonky> I'm not googling it.. i've fallen for that trick before
03:00 <Dugnuts> obviously
03:00 <Dugnuts> its when you lay down
03:00 <Dugnuts> and a girl squats on your mouth so you can lick her pussy
03:00 <Dugnuts> duh
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh… but…. it's casual sex with lots of laughs and orgasms….
03:00 <Dugnuts> it can be part of that sure
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ bonky - 
03:00 <Dugnuts> but ive had loving relationships that included moustache rides
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> That's fantastic dug 
04:00 <Dugnuts> she certainly thought so
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> was it with the feminist fister lady
04:00 <Dugnuts> from time to time
04:00 <Dugnuts> not that i loved her
04:00 <Dugnuts> or she loved me
04:00 <Doodle> .
04:00 <Nikky`> ..
04:00 <Nikky`> You still work at same place Doodle?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> You didn't - that's a shame 
05:00 <Dugnuts> just two adults having some fun
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastic - sexual liberation is awesome
05:00 <Dugnuts> certainly is
05:00 <bonky> I suppose I have had moustache rides then.. but most females seem to think facial hair is repulsive nowadays :\
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> isn't it skirmish ;)
05:00 <Dugnuts> for everyone
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you only have a moe bonky
05:00 <Dugnuts> nah
05:00 <Dugnuts> i have a beard
05:00 <Dugnuts> i do fine
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> it can look a bit pornoish
05:00 <bonky> The more they tell me to shave it off the more I resist
05:00 <Dugnuts> as long as its not a creepy moustache
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> just aboard?
05:00 <Serenity> oh doodle face decided to grace us
05:00 <Doodle> for the next week or so
05:00 <Doodle> hai sezzypoos
05:00 <Serenity> hai wobbeh
05:00 <Nikky`> oh then no more work until summer again?
05:00 <Doodle> looks that way 
05:00 <Nikky`> bummer
05:00 <Serenity> i have sour chews
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> a beard
06:00 <Dugnuts> what do you mean just
06:00 <Dugnuts> what else is there?
06:00 <bonky> I grow the lot, never been one to selectively groom bits and pieces
06:00 <Dugnuts> well i have all the body hair
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> the 'sex offender'?
06:00 <Dugnuts> oh
06:00 <bonky> I don't shave so that I can save time.. not spend twice as long in the bathroom like some
06:00 <Dugnuts> the creepiest moustache in existence?
06:00 <Dugnuts> no
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <Dugnuts> i just grew a beard coz it suits me
06:00 <Nikky`> I read that as sore chews and I was like..wtf is a chew and why is it sore
06:00 <Serenity> hahaha
06:00 <Doodle> D:
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like beards
07:00 <Dugnuts> cool
07:00 <Dugnuts> i go off numbers
07:00 <Dugnuts> i got a lot more compliments after growing it than before i had it
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then
07:00 <Dugnuts> well
07:00 <Dugnuts> when you have no fashion sense
07:00 <Dugnuts> you can only go off what other people say
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> that … is…. really…. good
07:00 <Serenity> geez me chews are giving me hell today
07:00 <Nikky`> lol
07:00 <Doodle> lolol
08:00 <Dugnuts> i keep it well trimmed and short
08:00 <Dugnuts> so its always soft
08:00 <Dugnuts> never gets in the way
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <bonky> My friend lives in a share house with some hipsters.. my god they are so precious about their facial hair.. literally hours in the week lost to them grooming and preening
08:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
08:00 <Dugnuts> i bet they have beard oil
08:00 <Dugnuts> fucking hipsters
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> beard oil is amazing
09:00 <bonky> If it doesn't look glorious naturally.. shave it the eff off
09:00 <bonky> wasting everybody's time
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> could be a hobby
10:00 <bonky> Growing a pet beard?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> and styling it n' stuff
10:00 <Nikky`> Anywho
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> but some dudes can be a lil but pretentious 
11:00 <Serenity> i have a mate who has a beard oil company
11:00 <bonky> They're worse than females.. at least they have a society and giant enterprises deliberately trying to make them feel ashamed of how they look all the time
12:00 <bonky> These are just some blokes not shaving for a few months
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah heaps of peeps do now - beard this, beard, this…..
12:00 <Dugnuts> i just keep mine reasonably short
12:00 <Dugnuts> dont need beard oil
12:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
12:00 <Dugnuts> i guess it seems like mine is a big deal
12:00 <Serenity> beards are gross anyway
12:00 <Dugnuts> but i spend about 15 minutes a week on it tops
12:00 <Dugnuts> well thats your opinion
12:00 <Dugnuts> luckily a lot of women dont feel the same way
12:00 <Mew> Doodle just stay forever :(
13:00 <Serenity> fucks sake could you be anymore of an attention whore
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> some beards are gross, totes!
13:00 <Dugnuts> sure
13:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
13:00 <bonky> Unwanted beard inventory is certainly a problem
13:00 <Serenity> lol beard inventory?
13:00 <bonky> Yeah... the things that accumulate in it without your knowledge
13:00 <Serenity> yuuck haha
13:00 <Nikky`> Yeah Doodle
13:00 <Serenity> the grape ones taste like grape hubba bubba
13:00 <British^Meat> cum
13:00 <Doodle> how could i refuse
13:00 <Nikky`> You can't
13:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpW3u8dJl_Q
13:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I Wish It Could Last (Hook And Sling Remix) Views: 359,056   Uploader: mooniqa Uploaded:  Jan 15, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 40 Seconds 
13:00 <Mew> THIS ONES 4 U 
13:00 <Doodle> <3
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> the neck beard!
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
14:00 <bonky> Mine pretty much dies just as it reaches the neck
14:00 <Serenity> you appear to have a nest of baby birds in your face buddy
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
14:00 <bonky> I couldn't grow anything decent until my thirties
15:00 <bonky> before that it was just a whispy sorry excuse
15:00 <Serenity> little bit of stubble is my limit
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooh designer stubble! 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice noice
15:00 <simba> mine was getting gross when the mo starts drooping over the lip thats when u gotta tame it
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:00 <Serenity> some guys look amazingly hot with some stubble
15:00 <Maurice> Yeah mines getting to that point now..
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ maurice 
16:00 <Serenity> Maurice always gives me pash rash
16:00 <Maurice> And not on her face
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ladies!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm blushing here *fans myself* 
16:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
16:00 <flee> WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO INTERVIEWED ON CAMERA ABOUT IRC MSG ME
16:00 <Serenity> o.O
16:00 <flee> b
16:00 <flee> BE
17:00 <Mew> hes crackin up
18:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
18:00 <Dugnuts> come on
18:00 <Dugnuts> blushing?
18:00 <Dugnuts> when was the last time you really did that
18:00 <bonky> When was the last moustache ride?
18:00 <Doodle> here you go Mew
18:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFg6amMLd-o
18:00 <Doodle> theres a boob in it
19:00 <Serenity> mmm moustache ride
19:00 <Dugnuts> hehehe
19:00 <Skirmish> RIDE THE MOUSTACHE PONY! 
19:00 <Mew> LOL i love that song
19:00 <Mew> whatchu drivin
19:00 <Doodle> haha
19:00 <Doodle> tiga ftw
19:00 <amelia> get me food
19:00 <amelia> and lots of it
20:00 <amelia> I want SHNITZEL
20:00 <Mew> i have pasta salad
20:00 <Mew> u want
20:00 <Doodle> :/
20:00 <Doodle> i have
20:00 <amelia> ohhhhh
20:00 <amelia> yum
20:00 <Doodle> nothing
20:00 <amelia> typical man
20:00 <Doodle> hey
20:00 <Doodle> now
20:00 <Doodle> then
20:00 <amelia> WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU MOST
20:00 <Doodle> [22:20] <amelia> WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU MOIST
20:00 <Serenity> you can eat my cat, i threatened to cook him tonight
20:00 <Mew> lmao
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> when was the last time i blushed
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably today
21:00 <Dugnuts> really?
21:00 <Dugnuts> wow
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have rosy cheeks all the time!
21:00 <bonky> Kind of weird that the hair has been practically purged from most females and relocated onto our faces that they then sit on
21:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
21:00 <Serenity> hot potato hot potato
21:00 <simba> when was the last time u flushed
21:00 <Dugnuts> thats different!
21:00 <Mew> cookie nookie slitty kitty
21:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
21:00 <Serenity> hes nice n fat so will make great crackling
21:00 <amelia> I don't east pussy
21:00 <flee> anyone got any stories
21:00 <amelia> stop hitting on me Serenity
21:00 <amelia> EAST PUSSY
21:00 <amelia> damn it
21:00 <Serenity> for once im actually being clean haha
21:00 <flee> clean as detol
22:00 <Dugnuts> bonky: i think you mean awesome
22:00 <amelia> haha
22:00 <Serenity> is flee a bot
22:00 <Mew> i think i ate pussy once but im not sure
22:00 <amelia> I actually haven't figured out wot flee is 
22:00 <flee> flee is sub human
22:00 <amelia> Mew how did your mouth taste the next day
22:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: flee just has brain damage
22:00 <Serenity> oh right
22:00 <Mew> it was like chicken but gamier and from a very azn takeaway shop
22:00 <flee> ENTER IN THIS CODE TO VERIFY IM NOT A BOT 6667
22:00 <amelia> safe to say I think you ate box
22:00 <Mew> shiiiit
22:00 <Serenity> bit of garlic and ginger.. some soy sauce n spring onions
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh?
23:00 <Dugnuts> having a healthy glow is not the same as an embarrassed blush
23:00 <Serenity> would taste ace
23:00 <Doodle> i've eaten pussy
23:00 <Doodle> both kinds
23:00 <Doodle> ladies
23:00 <Doodle> .
23:00 <Mew> poosai box
23:00 <Serenity> puss in a box
23:00 <Mew> i ordered the whiskers chow mein
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Serenity> im watching clueless
23:00 <Doodle> booooogatti
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, thank you for pointing that out for me
24:00 <simba> a pinkish hue
24:00 <Dugnuts> np
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
24:00 <bonky> I remember blushing really badly in metal work when a bunch of girls were talking about me.. that was like year 8 or 9
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> good old metal work
24:00 <Serenity> takes a lot to make me blush
24:00 <bonky> Possibly the last time.. last time I can recall
24:00 <flee> windowspuddy.exe
24:00 <amelia> riding with tha homieEEeeEes
24:00 <Serenity> didnt even realise until now the step brother is paul rudd
24:00 <amelia> or issit rolling
24:00 <amelia> YES
24:00 <amelia> I have the biggest thing for that dork
24:00 <Serenity> me too
24:00 <Serenity> would bang/10
24:00 <amelia> oh mos def
25:00 <simba> thats cute
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i made dodgie bbq tools 
25:00 <simba> what year are u in now
25:00 <Serenity> the boys used to try and feel me up in metal work =/
25:00 <Maurice> Strumpet
25:00 <bonky> Umm.. almost my third decade in the work force?
25:00 <Doodle> offended
25:00 <Mew> http://41.media.tumblr.com/f959ff45f18a019061b25221fd77a0af/tumblr_miuf8rYzU01qap1quo1_500.jpg amelia 
25:00 <Serenity> do you want to bang paul rudd instead doodle?
25:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
25:00 <Mew> he likes cock in.. and around his mouth
26:00 <simba> fucken caining it
26:00 <Dugnuts> hmmm
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> old!
26:00 <Dugnuts> in metalwork i made a pipe
26:00 <Dugnuts> even tho i didnt smoke
26:00 <Dugnuts> one of my friends wanted one
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> a crack pipe
26:00 <Dugnuts> no
26:00 <Doodle> good grief
26:00 <Doodle> and yes
26:00 <amelia> he is amazing
26:00 <metalliform> Anybody watching "Lady Wankers"?
26:00 <amelia> just back the fuck away from ma ruddy
26:00 <Mew> lmfao metalliform 
26:00 <Picard> i feel gay, im watching a chic flick with the wifey
26:00 <Serenity> ill rock paper scissors you for him
26:00 <Doodle> poof
26:00 <Mew> Picard can you describe your wife
26:00 <amelia> wifey is codeword for boyfriend
26:00 <Doodle> she has a lovely penis and back hair Mew
27:00 <Dugnuts> weed
27:00 <Serenity> only thing i remember making was a pair of earrings
27:00 <Dugnuts> jeez
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure, sure
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> a meal pipe
27:00 <Serenity> made out of nuts
27:00 <Dugnuts> i grew up in a country town
27:00 <simba> i made a toolbox 2 put ur weed stuff in
27:00 <bonky> The paper said mid-life is 60 now.. so I have a couple more good decades ahead of me
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> 60!
27:00 <TheRiddler> I made brackets
27:00 <bonky> Not sure where they are determing that we will average 120 years from
27:00 <Maurice> I remember making a letter opener
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
27:00 <Maurice> I also remember the detention
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <Picard> nasty,sour bitch
27:00 <Mew> i imagine her to be a mavis who wears a nighty all day
27:00 <Mew> an all day-y
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Mew> DAAAAAAAAAAAD
27:00 <Doodle> and hair curlers
27:00 <Mew> JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
27:00 <Picard> was that ok?
27:00 <Serenity> picard you've been married too long. who actually watches movies
27:00 <Mew> nasty sour bitch lmao
27:00 <Serenity> bang her
27:00 <amelia> Macis
27:00 <Picard> nuh, cbf
27:00 <amelia> Mavis
27:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahahah
27:00 <Picard> im sick
27:00 <amsy> roooooodle
27:00 <Serenity> weak
28:00 <Serenity> i made a tool box in woodwork
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i remember scab duty
28:00 <TheRiddler> that's all I remember
28:00 <Maurice> I don't remember anything I made in woodwork
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i made chopping boards :/
28:00 <bonky> Bin scabs
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> tech drawing…. 
28:00 <bonky> We made knives and jewellery mostly
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> we drew - some lines
28:00 <Maurice> Tech drawing was good coz you could have pencil races on the slanted desks
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the desks were all crap
28:00 <bonky> I was very disappointed, because I wanted to do welding and other fun stuff with sheet metal
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
28:00 <Mew> mavis fetch me the cum rag i'm about to dribble
28:00 <Doodle> amsypoos :)
28:00 <Picard> Serenity u could be here and offer and id say no
28:00 <Serenity> you're getting old
28:00 <Picard> nope, i have a lung infection
28:00 <Doodle> stop sucking cock
28:00 <Mew> if i was your wife id just suck you off
28:00 <Mew> thank fuck im not mavis
28:00 <amsy> hi cc !
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> we had to make our own rivets 
29:00 <Serenity> i may or may not have lost my finger banging virginity in woodwork.
29:00 <Maurice> My son does D&E now, design and enterprise
29:00 <Maurice> Whatever the fuck
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
29:00 <Maurice> It was a wooden finger too
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> stunt finger
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> sewing? 
29:00 <Serenity> no it was a real human finger
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> made boxer shorts :/
29:00 <simba> 2 the teacher of woodwork, mr. wood
29:00 <TheRiddler> I made a cheese board, a book shelf
29:00 <bonky> reminds me of orgasmo.. STUNT COCK!!
29:00 <Picard> lol Mew
29:00 <Picard> i wish u were my wife, she stopped sucking a long time ago
29:00 <Picard> havnt had a blow job in so long :P
29:00 <amelia> anyway
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
30:00 <TheRiddler> and something else
30:00 <Maurice> I made boxer shorts too
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> mr wood lolz
30:00 <bonky> "Hey.. how's it goin.. hey, how's it goin"
30:00 <Maurice> And a jumper and a pillow case that had a cow head and legs attached
30:00 <Serenity> we made pillows in textiles
30:00 <Maurice> God knows why we had to make that last one
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> cooking… everything tastes like garlic and onion
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> even cakes
30:00 <TheRiddler> I think woodwork was 1 of my favourite subjects
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> a fucking pillow lolz
30:00 <xm> wood work was one of my worst. it wasnt even given a choice
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> as bad as boxers!
30:00 <TheRiddler> I did cooking too
30:00 <xm> i*
30:00 <Doodle> ugh
30:00 <amelia> that's enough to turn me off sex forever
30:00 <Mew> have you thought about trying ashleymaddison.com
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Mew> lmao
30:00 <Doodle> glad its not just me amelia
30:00 <Mew> i swear i enjoy and love sucking dick more and more as time goes on
30:00 <Picard> lol mew
30:00 <Mew> its like a forever growing love
30:00 <Doodle> Mew!
30:00 <amelia> damn it I used to really enjoy it too
30:00 <Doodle> i knew i liked you for some reason
30:00 <amelia> Mew do you get a lot of dick tho
30:00 <Serenity> jeepers
31:00 <xm> did you enjoy cooking?
31:00 <bonky> Working with wood is really rewarding.. and a hell of a lot easier than working with industrial steel etc
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, we never had a choice
31:00 <Liinda> hai peeps
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> what about "computers" 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> designing title pages
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW!
31:00 <xm> i loved that. i always took out that award
31:00 <bonky> If I were starting my life over again, I would have focussed much more on carpentry
31:00 <simba> Understanding WordArt
31:00 <Maurice> One semester we had to do tech drawing, woodwork and metalwork, the next was cooking, sewing and art
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did photography too - that was the best
31:00 <TheRiddler> computer for me was making lego move
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> developing the photos and film
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> in the dark room
31:00 <Maurice> I liked that too katatonic_kate01
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ceramics
31:00 <amelia> are you married or have a partner
31:00 <amelia> or do you get dick on the rare occasion
31:00 <Serenity> stop that mew picards lil carrot is gonna boil in a minute
31:00 <amelia> so you missi t a lot 
31:00 <Doodle> god
31:00 <Doodle> sarah
31:00 <Mew> i suck dick probably 5 or 6 times a week
31:00 <Doodle> mental image
31:00 <Serenity> haaaaaaahaha
31:00 <Picard> Mew give it time and u will stop sucking
31:00 <Doodle> Mew is that on your resume
31:00 <Mew> not always the whole way i just like having it in my mouth LOL
31:00 <Serenity> pirate would just jam it in anyway
31:00 <Picard> lol Mew
32:00 <Maurice> Also got to roam the school pretending to take pics
32:00 <Serenity> ohhhh photography
32:00 <Serenity> that was basically the get molested room
32:00 <Serenity> our high school... was bad
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEP!
32:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <Maurice> Our photog teacher was the biggest nerd, always crapping on how he was a roadie for acdc
32:00 <bonky> Computers for us was drawing stuff with logo, castlevania and carmen sandiego etfc
32:00 <xm> our photography room was haunted. the ghost kid would do things like flick the lights off randomly or even appear in photos. our RE class was next door to it so we would always hear girls giggle/screamimg and running out
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> or peeps would get stoned, then go hang in the dark room
32:00 <Liinda> i went to an all girls school, so if you were felt up, it was by lesbians
32:00 <Serenity> we just used to hang out there to get felt up
32:00 <flee> mm pizza
32:00 <flee> garlic bread
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
32:00 <TheRiddler> hot Liinda
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <Liinda> no not the hot type
32:00 <bonky> I had sexual fantasies about my photography teacher in the dark room.. and she was a mega bitch
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh we made pop corn in cooking
32:00 <TheRiddler> was there many there?
32:00 <Mew> sometimes its just like get your dick out cos i wanna mouth hug it for a while pls
32:00 <Mew> thx
32:00 <Doodle> .
32:00 <Serenity> doodles gonna go next
32:00 <Doodle> go
32:00 <Doodle> where
32:00 <Kynetic> much better
32:00 <Serenity> boom
32:00 <Doodle> oh
32:00 <Doodle> again
32:00 <Mew> Kynettiiiiii
32:00 <Kynetic> :DDDDDDDDD 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
33:00 <TheRiddler> oh
33:00 <Liinda> the ones that make ELlen look hot
33:00 <simba> <@Maurice> Our photog teacher was the biggest nerd, always crapping on how he was a roadie for acdc - and now u chat in the same irc room together (((((b1)))))
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking pop corn LOLZ
33:00 <Maurice> LOL
33:00 <Serenity> i wanna be felt up by lesbians
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> in a cooking bad add oil
33:00 <Liinda> altho we had a nice male media studies teacher
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> media studies
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, that's a bit fancy
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had to buy newspapers in year 11 & 12 
33:00 <Liinda> lol not really, was the best bludge
33:00 <Kynetic> Mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl
33:00 <Mew> its cuppa tea time
34:00 <Maurice> Our computers barely existed
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking newspapers!
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> same maurice LOL
34:00 <xm> last time i heard anything from my school was the school priest feeling up a teacher at a dinner
34:00 <Liinda> computers? lol all I remember is making a turtle move around the scren
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> internet - what the fuck is that
34:00 <Serenity> i dont ahve many stories about my high school that dont involve getting felt up =/
34:00 <Serenity> fuck
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
34:00 <Serenity> what did i do for all that time
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ serenity
34:00 <Maurice> Got felt up obv
34:00 <bonky> Haha you used logo also
34:00 <simba> and it wasnt even a private school? amazing
34:00 <xm> i resented Logo
34:00 <bonky> Good ol' 80's
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <xm> considering i wrote in real languages
34:00 <flee> printscreen
34:00 <Liinda> we had to esbian teachers who used to go to the sports pavillion at lunch to fist each other
34:00 <Mew> communal tea bagging
34:00 <Mew> where is that ^pilot^ fellow
34:00 <Kynetic> probably off playing a flight sim
34:00 <Kynetic> i mean he's totally flying a plane
34:00 <Kynetic> somewhere out there in the great beyond
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had trouble turning on the computers
35:00 <Serenity> half our year tried to fuck out sports teacher
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <Serenity> he was delicious
35:00 <Serenity> our*
35:00 <TheRiddler> logo was bleh
35:00 <TheRiddler> wtf Liinda
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh the PE teachers
35:00 <Picard> wrong type of pilot
35:00 <Doodle> loool
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ladyhawke - Paris Is Burning .mp3 (4.36MB 160kbps Joint Stereo 3:48)
35:00 <Mew> that photo is one of my earliest irc memories
35:00 <Serenity> LOL
35:00 <Doodle> haha
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that would be the shittiest position ever
36:00 <bonky> For fisting?
36:00 <Liinda> i loved in primary school though, when there was ONE computer in the room for all to share, each week, we all got 30 mins to play WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO!!!
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol did you see it in person?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wrote lines from year 7 - 10
36:00 <gummyb3ar> whew
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i must not forget my PE gear
36:00 <Liinda> isnt that was hardcore dylie lesos do?
36:00 <TheRiddler> wb gummyb3ar
36:00 <Liinda> *dykie
36:00 <gummyb3ar> ty riddler
36:00 <TheRiddler> probably :p
36:00 <gummyb3ar> what dykie lesos do?
36:00 <bonky> Is fisting brought up every day here or something?
36:00 <Mew> i think i was 15 or 16 when he got ballzd
36:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
36:00 <Doodle> t bag
36:00 <Serenity> luke did that
36:00 <Mew> do you remember what year it was?
36:00 <Mew> like 2005ish?
36:00 <Serenity> no idea
36:00 <Serenity> i met him in 2009 and it was about 3 years before then
37:00 <Liinda> maybe they had strap ons who knows
37:00 <TheRiddler> fist eachother
37:00 <Liinda> first time ive heard fisting in here
37:00 <TheRiddler> you missed the anal fisting vid last night
37:00 <gummyb3ar> no no not really
37:00 <Liinda> oh :(
37:00 <gummyb3ar> not all butchie doing the man's job
37:00 <simba> how do you know they were fisting maybe they were just getting serious paperwork done
37:00 <Serenity> its one of them 10 irc commandments
37:00 <gummyb3ar> i think i prefer squirting rather than fisting
37:00 <Serenity> thou shalt discuss fisting
37:00 <Liinda> they woudl walk in there with no paperwork
37:00 <bonky> Come out with slimy hands?
37:00 <Doodle> and sezz has never drunk tea since
37:00 <Serenity> loll
37:00 <ShadowLurker> hhahhaha
37:00 <Mew> yesss i wouldve been 16 lol he wouldve fucking hated me
37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jermaine Dupri ft Jay-Z - Money Ain't a Thang.mp3 (3.87MB 128kbps Stereo 4:13)
38:00 <gummyb3ar> fisting just errmm too much kegel exercise need to be done later afterward
38:00 <Liinda> surely they'd do FTM
38:00 <Liinda> clean it all up
38:00 <simba> maybe it was all on USB
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> is the sonia in facebook the real sonia
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure a fist is the least of your worries when you push a kid out of your cunt
38:00 <Serenity> made out with an old lady and passed out n got tea bagged by luke
38:00 <Doodle> i wish i could fit a range rover in my garage
38:00 <Serenity> what a cunt of a night
38:00 <Doodle> :/
38:00 <Serenity> lol.
38:00 <Doodle> 1st world problems
38:00 <ShadowLurker> looks like a party in the tea room
38:00 <ShadowLurker> food errywhere
38:00 <Mew> baggy
38:00 <Doodle> i'd be knee deep in the babes
38:00 <Mew> sawme shlickin on the counter
38:00 <Serenity> i bet lukes balls smell musty
39:00 <bonky> I feel like a cigar.. and I don't even smoke the damn things
39:00 <gummyb3ar> well might be
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> NOT advocating fisting here - not my cup of tea
39:00 <gummyb3ar> seriously i sent messages to like 3 blondes, none answer me
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
39:00 <Serenity> just one.
39:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
39:00 <Doodle> :/
39:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck
39:00 <Doodle> who is luke
39:00 <Doodle> other than balls man
39:00 <Serenity> wrath/riggs
39:00 <Doodle> oh right
39:00 <Serenity> hes a big lad
39:00 <amelia> you all are such a rowdy bunch
39:00 <amelia> t-bagging each other
39:00 <ShadowLurker> Darcys boy fie 
39:00 <Doodle> rowwwrdy
39:00 <Serenity> nah him n darc arent speaking
39:00 <Mew> back in the day when people still met up off irc 
39:00 <amelia> handbras
39:00 <ShadowLurker> oh
39:00 <amelia> musty balls
39:00 <Doodle> you're welcome
40:00 <gummyb3ar> why do they need full identity and pics just to chat
40:00 <gummyb3ar> *shrugs* people on internet
40:00 <Serenity> so people know you're not a 54 year old bald fat guy with grey pubes and microwave dinner crumbs stuck in your chest hair
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you're not talking to an 80 year old man
40:00 <amelia> ohhhh two little bubbles on ma head
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <amelia> poppppp
40:00 <Doodle> dont pop em
40:00 <Doodle> NO
40:00 <Mew> these days its just mel dragging her crusty womb around looking for someone to ejaculate yeasty carlton draught up it
40:00 <Doodle> ooo
40:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
40:00 <amelia> too late 
40:00 <Doodle> damn
40:00 <ShadowLurker> *Doodle snowballs amelia
40:00 <Doodle> Doodle noballs
40:00 <ShadowLurker> fixed
40:00 <Doodle> olawd
40:00 <Serenity> jesus mew
40:00 <amelia> snowaballs?!
40:00 <Doodle> lmao Mew
40:00 <Mew> #ruthless
40:00 <Doodle> dont pretend you dont know what snowballs are amelia
40:00 <Doodle> or Mew will explain it
40:00 <British^Meat> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Mew
40:00 <amelia> who is Mel and why she got a crusty womb
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO @ serenity
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> !!!!
41:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
41:00 <gummyb3ar> but well arent we all just stranger on internet
41:00 <Serenity> no
41:00 <ShadowLurker> doodle knows what snowballing is
41:00 <British^Meat> totes ruthleess :)
41:00 <Serenity> imagine the poor dr that has to deliver her babies
41:00 <Doodle> i do
41:00 <amelia> ahahah oh gosh
41:00 <Serenity> ugh
41:00 <British^Meat> i wonder who will be next?
41:00 <Serenity> shes still gotta pop poor johns one out first
41:00 <Doodle> gorss Mew carlton is yuck
41:00 <Doodle> *gross
41:00 <Doodle> the rest is acceptable tho
41:00 <Mew> thats her fav beer lol
41:00 <Doodle> ew
41:00 <Mew> she'd get so angry if there was no carlton draught
41:00 <Mew> DYLAN
41:00 <Doodle> i dont like beer
41:00 <Mew> GET ME DRAUGHT
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, yes we are
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't wanna know what you cunts look like
42:00 <gummyb3ar> even after i showed lot of woman's pics, i still couldbe a fat bald guy from lebanon with elmo tattoo on my left chest
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> genital pics only thanks
42:00 <Serenity> i know what most people here look like
42:00 <Serenity> you cant be here for so long and not know these people
42:00 <bonky> facebook started out ok.. but now it is just a spamfest for likes and surripticious advertising.. like google, once it transformed intoa conduit for advertising revenue it turned into a piece of shit
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, just erect cocks - i'm collecting them
42:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.xnxx.com/video197562/bridgete_kerkove_and_kylie_ireland_tushy_girl_lost
42:00 <Liinda> as far as im concerned, im picturing you all as frogs who can type.
42:00 <TheRiddler> here you all go :p
42:00 <Mew> AND BONGS
42:00 <Mew> YA FUCK
42:00 <Serenity> how much of an upgrade has dyl done
42:00 <amelia> guys pls be quiet I am tyring to listen @ Samuel L Jackson
42:00 <amelia> thnx
42:00 <Doodle> with great vengeance and furious anger?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ribbit 
43:00 <simba> im a greninja
43:00 <gummyb3ar> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulva#/media/File:Genital_Diversity.jpg
43:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: It is obvious by your craving for males attention here that you are either very unhappy with your husband .... or he doesn't exist. 
43:00 <gummyb3ar> lol riddler
43:00 <amelia> AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN
43:00 <Doodle> oh shit i set her off
43:00 <amelia> YOU CAN'T STOP ME NOW
43:00 <ShadowLurker> he could narrate a mass murder of your whole family and itll sound lovely
43:00 <Doodle> i was going to use the tasty burger line on you
43:00 <Doodle> but it sounds dirty
43:00 <Doodle> so i wont
43:00 <Serenity> AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LOOOORD
43:00 <amelia> bwahahahahhaaha
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah…. all 3
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1. I don't care much for males attention, just their penis 
44:00 <Liinda> hehe
44:00 <Doodle> oh wait its beverage
44:00 <Doodle> w/evs
44:00 <ShadowLurker> beaver
44:00 <ShadowLurker> mmmm
44:00 <Doodle> beaverage
44:00 <Mew> several dong samuel L jackson
44:00 <Doodle> hngg
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <ShadowLurker> im hungry for some of dat 
44:00 <Nikky`> Okie Dokie.. time for some zzzzz
44:00 <Serenity> for some samual l jackon?
45:00 <Skirmish> It's all about the doodle. 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, pretty much
45:00 <Liinda> speaking of
45:00 <dole> BITCHES
45:00 <Liinda> where is Doodle
45:00 <bonky> I don't see the attraction.. but whatevs
45:00 <Liinda> !seen Doodle
45:00 <Liinda> `seen Doodle
45:00 <Liinda> which one is it
45:00 <dole> B I T C H E S
45:00 <Liinda> fucken
45:00 <Serenity> i just want tits
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo mum is a bitch
45:00 <Serenity> everyone show me your boobs
45:00 <dole> TY
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> but boobs don't do much
45:00 <Serenity> night nickers
45:00 <Doodle> nini  Nikkypoos o///
45:00 <Nikky`> xx
45:00 <Doodle> hehenickers
45:00 <Mew> loool when she smashes his legs off
45:00 <ShadowLurker> nope for beaver
45:00 <Doodle> haha like from misery
45:00 <Mew> COMPOUND FRACTURE
45:00 <Doodle> blam
45:00 <Mew> CRIPPLED FOR LIFE
45:00 <Doodle> oh wooldor, you'll never walk again
45:00 <Doodle> i know
45:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh im taking care about. it will take a moment of my own personal and business cards and a lot more to do. 
46:00 <Liinda> how many times must i show u my tits Serenity
46:00 <ShadowLurker> every time
46:00 <Serenity> all the times
46:00 <bonky> I like boobs more when they are still wrapped
46:00 <Liinda> haha
46:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
46:00 <Dugnuts> really?
46:00 <Liinda> wrapped?
46:00 <xm> Liinda's boobs are the secret password to club #melbourne 
46:00 <Dugnuts> they can be lying then
46:00 <gummyb3ar> lol wrapped boobs
46:00 <bonky> Grabbing on to unwrapped boobs is like trying to hold onto a plate of jelly
46:00 <Liinda> lol
46:00 <Dugnuts> saggy ones can be decieving when they are supported
46:00 <bonky> By the jelly
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> same with cocks dug 
46:00 <gummyb3ar> i dont mind shaggy one than silicone one, au naturale
46:00 <Doodle> why is it so fucking cold
46:00 <Doodle> over this bullshit
46:00 <amelia> tis pretty perfect in Perth right meow
46:00 <Serenity> the fuck i think ShadowLurker just had a stroke
46:00 <Doodle> fuck you perth people
46:00 <Mew> yeh are u okay ShadowLurker 
47:00 <ShadowLurker> naturals better
47:00 <Liinda> hey [MaTtY]
47:00 <Serenity> yeah how dare a boob be saggy
47:00 <ShadowLurker> ikr
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> perky as bro or gtfo
47:00 <Liinda> *shakes head*  no respect these boobs
47:00 <dole> FIRM ASIAN TITTIES MATE
47:00 <ShadowLurker> see its the fuys that say saggy isnt good are the guys that arent getting any
47:00 <ShadowLurker> gus*
47:00 <ShadowLurker> hey man who 2nd St Louis. the first one. the other day and age, I have been in a while, so we have to be the same everywhere 
47:00 <Mew> its okay cos hes taking care about it
47:00 <Mew> NOT THIS FUCKERY AGAIN
47:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
47:00 <Mew> FUCK OFF LOL
47:00 <Doodle> with your blowflies and your warm weather and your free shark swimming experiences
47:00 <amelia> you leave our blowflies out of this
47:00 <amelia> or I'll cut ya
47:00 <Serenity> LOL @ mew
47:00 <Doodle> i'm into that
47:00 <ShadowLurker> hey, you will be able the same as a result, I am not sure what to expect 
47:00 <amelia> yeahhhh I know it
47:00 <Doodle> kekeke
47:00 <Serenity> least its not like excessive and peiter and they sit there talking to it for 3 hours
47:00 <Mew> Loof you need to put your foot down with that skank
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <bonky> Some clothing is far more alluring to me.. once you've seen nekkedity it's like.. welp that's it.. i've seen everything and the mystery is gone
48:00 <Skirmish> Loof is the authority on boob sag
48:00 <Serenity> i dont boob discriminate
48:00 <Serenity> unless your nipples are all weird then i might
48:00 <ShadowLurker> loof is a fucking idiot
48:00 <Liinda> dole are they tiny tho?
48:00 <dole> N
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> inverted nips?
48:00 <Serenity> inverted nips make me feel weird
48:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
48:00 <Serenity> but i also have a thing about holes
48:00 <Serenity> so yeah
48:00 <Liinda> inverted>>> WTF!!!
48:00 <Tisk> wtf is dole
48:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
48:00 <ShadowLurker> ok so
48:00 <amelia> yeah Loof
48:00 <amelia> stand up for yourself
48:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
48:00 <ShadowLurker> kgo
48:00 <Doodle> is ling wa giving you a hard time again Loof
48:00 <amelia> you tell her who;s boss
48:00 <Serenity> smash her in the gash
48:00 <Serenity> SIT DOWN BITCH
48:00 <Loof> it's not so bad
48:00 <amelia> ohhhh
48:00 <Loof> i have tea
48:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
48:00 <Doodle> violence against women: australia says sometimes
48:00 <Mew> but you missed out on good irc time 
48:00 <Mew> just cunt punt her
49:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahha
49:00 <Tisk> who
49:00 <bonky> They are so frustrating.. "WHY WON'T YOU COME OUT!?!?!"
49:00 <ShadowLurker> thing about holess
49:00 <gummyb3ar> hmmm
49:00 <Serenity> and im not a fan of really dark nipples either
49:00 <ShadowLurker> i gor a thing about holes too
49:00 <bonky> Do you need some colour cards to go with your taste?
49:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker shut up
49:00 <Serenity> you know what i mean
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://unfltrd.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/20140404-223216.jpg
49:00 <ShadowLurker> valvoline
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> feast your eyes upon that
49:00 <Mew> and scream YOU DONT TELL ME
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jack Black - Kick In The Cunt.mp3 (0.85MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 0:55)
49:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up bitch
49:00 <ShadowLurker> gimme dem tippy toes
49:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <Doodle> blam
49:00 <Mew> lmaooo
49:00 <ShadowLurker> bitch pudding
49:00 <Doodle> dun da da daaaaa
49:00 <Mew> shaquafafa
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Tisk: dole is your mate
50:00 <Serenity> that makes my spine fizz
50:00 <simba> its not oil its liquid engineering
50:00 <Serenity> do not want
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
50:00 <bonky> It's beyond inverted.. it's like in the middle of folding some origami creation
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> she could hide gold coins in the folds?
50:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooooooool
50:00 <Mew> shaguaquafafafafafafafa
50:00 <Picard> women dont deserve to be hit
50:00 <Doodle> you do though
50:00 <Doodle> :D
50:00 <amelia> I'm waiting for the punchline
50:00 <Picard> who's going to hit me Doodle, not some pussy like you :P
50:00 <Mew> ive definitely been worthy of a punch in the mouth on more than one occasion 
50:00 <Mew> by both sexes
50:00 <Loof> did you know there are antidepressants on the market that say on the leaflet "may cause depression"
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> pirate boobs!
51:00 <Serenity> plz no
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> loot bags!
51:00 <Liinda> omg inverted is weird
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <Doodle> lol do u even lift brah
51:00 <flee> whats cha story
51:00 <Picard> Mew did u get it?
51:00 <Mew> but they never go through with it
51:00 <amelia> I would lose my shit like black girl crazy if any guy raised a hand to me
51:00 <Mew> nah i dont think ive ever been punched in the face
51:00 <Picard> well Mew they are real men, decent men
51:00 <Doodle> what if he was raising his hand to swat a fly on your head
51:00 <Doodle> with his fist
51:00 <Doodle> cos it was a big fly
51:00 <Picard> cowards hit men
51:00 <amelia> I would prob still cut his cock off
51:00 <Doodle> i see
51:00 <Loof> lol 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> different
52:00 <Serenity> you can get little sucky things to make them come out
52:00 <Liinda> i used to store my lipsticks etc in my cleavage
52:00 <TheRiddler> I agree
52:00 <Serenity> i store everything in my bra
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i carry stuff in my bra
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Liinda: Picard can store his lunch in his cleavage
52:00 <Liinda> tampons lipstick money
52:00 <Liinda> Hawt TokenDaRing
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake crumbs to attract men…..
52:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
52:00 <Picard> Doodle your not a woman basher
52:00 <Doodle> i never said i was
52:00 <Loof> glad ur back dewdle
52:00 <Loof> :)
52:00 <ShadowLurker> youre
52:00 <Doodle> <3 Loof
52:00 <Loof> <3
52:00 <amelia> WTF
52:00 <amelia> even the men love Doodle
52:00 <Loof> everyone does
52:00 <Loof> live with it
52:00 <amelia> what is this magical spell you have cast over IRC
52:00 <Serenity> id let someone smack me.. in the right moment..
52:00 <Mew> "wait baby theres an ant in your eyebrow" *coma for 6 years*
52:00 <Doodle> everyone loves a bit of Doodle
52:00 <Picard> Doodle is a good bloke
52:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
52:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
52:00 <Doodle> i'm a top sheila
52:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyone like cake?
53:00 <bonky> pizza cake?
53:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: he slops a whole roast and vegetables meal down there
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that'll do
53:00 <TokenDaRing> with gravy
53:00 <Serenity> i found popcorn in my bra the other week
53:00 <bonky> with hundreds and thousands
53:00 <ShadowLurker> keys money bicycle 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i just have cake
53:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/ce/56/ce56a864816e80442ec82252a5d2dbe0.jpg
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <bonky> What kind of cake?
53:00 <Serenity> they are acceptable nipples
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> chocolaté! duh!
53:00 <Mew> oh god i didnt even think of the bedroom LOL
53:00 <Serenity> >.>
53:00 <ShadowLurker> hehe
53:00 <amelia> bedroom is different
53:00 <Doodle> i dont hit women i torture them by letting them have relationships with me and take all my money
53:00 <Doodle> its great
53:00 <Loof> got any more pics for my spankbank mew?
53:00 <Mew> yeah ive definitely been hit in the face 
53:00 <Mew> i take it back
53:00 <ShadowLurker> then you pack them in freezer bags
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah noice nips 
54:00 <ShadowLurker> phwoah
54:00 <Serenity> the girl who pierced mine told me i had cute nipples
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <Liinda> they were nice, but id prefer a little bigger 
54:00 <bonky> Bigger nipples or bigger boobs?
54:00 <Liinda> boobs
54:00 <Doodle> shhh
54:00 <Doodle> [22:53] <Mew> yeah ive definitely been hit in the face  
54:00 <Doodle> we're not talking about money shots 
54:00 <ShadowLurker> shot
54:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
54:00 <ShadowLurker> pew pew mew mew
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Mew> oh i had a new experience the other night
54:00 <Doodle> looool
54:00 <Doodle> uh oh
54:00 <Mew> and i can put the myth to rest
54:00 <flee> im sexually attracted to ur text baby
54:00 <Mew> you dont go blind
54:00 <amelia> is that when you thought you ate box
55:00 <ShadowLurker> u do have cute nipples
55:00 <Serenity> oh yeah the boobs need to be bigger lindies
55:00 <simba> THAT BITCH AINT INDIAN
55:00 <bonky> Mine are small and useless
55:00 <Liinda> LOL
55:00 <simba> i mean native american w/e
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.plasticsurgerydallas.com/images/mens_nip-1.png
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <bonky> Why give us non-functional nipples?.. stupid genome
55:00 <simba> areola the little mermaid
55:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone eats box
55:00 <ShadowLurker> no exceptions
55:00 <Doodle> i had noodle box last night
55:00 <Mew> nah that was yeeeeears ago amelia 
55:00 <amelia> ohhh
55:00 <Doodle> mmm
55:00 <Doodle> spicy
56:00 <TheRiddler> mine are on the right
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i read that somehwhere
56:00 <Liinda> lol gross
56:00 <Serenity> mine are quite small for the size of the boob they are on
56:00 <Liinda> :P
56:00 <bee_girl> I have one on each side TheRiddler
56:00 <Liinda> I have 4 nipples
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <ShadowLurker> orright you deviants
56:00 <ShadowLurker> i must work
56:00 <amelia> farewell
56:00 <Mew> night time isnt for work
56:00 <Doodle> dont let that pimp slap you round this time
56:00 <Mew> its for deviants
56:00 <Serenity> :O
56:00 <amelia> I wish scarlet jo hansen would stop acting
56:00 <Serenity> LOOK IN CBF FIRST
56:00 <ShadowLurker> ill see YOU later
56:00 <Serenity> omg
57:00 <bee_girl> ;)
57:00 <ShadowLurker> ive got 12 nipples
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just have black X's where my nipples are
57:00 <Serenity> http://40.media.tumblr.com/b16dbfd68783e7acd72c546d18ef7c00/tumblr_nmo5gl3T1l1rtg6n0o1_500.jpg
57:00 <Serenity> hnngg
57:00 <Serenity> BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB
57:00 <Liinda> now that is hot
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah noice boobs
57:00 <bonky> X marks the spot.. of a crime scene?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> but can you spice it up with some cock?
57:00 <bonky> Were your nipples stolen?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> something like that!
57:00 <Liinda> lol
57:00 <Serenity> 10/10 would motorboat
57:00 <ShadowLurker> def blblblblb
57:00 <Loof> if you call it acting amelia
57:00 <amelia> YOU'RE PRETTY BUT YOU'RE SHIT
57:00 <amelia> yeah
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <amelia> I know right
57:00 <Doodle> wtf
57:00 <Mew> i actually love amelia where did she come from
57:00 <Doodle> who wants to make me a cup of tea
57:00 <Doodle> not sezz obv
57:00 <Mew> and thats really rude i can just ask you lmao
57:00 <Loof> same mew i'm loving her
57:00 <Mew> amelia where did u come from
57:00 <amelia> bwahahahha
57:00 <Doodle> fine
58:00 <ShadowLurker> jetboat
58:00 <ShadowLurker> vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
58:00 <Picard> who belongs to those tits?
58:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
58:00 <gummyb3ar> ok a blonde replying me finally
58:00 <bonky> and where are they now?.. *looks down*
58:00 <Serenity> why do you always ask who the photos belong to
58:00 <Serenity> they are tumblr links
58:00 <Serenity> who knows
58:00 <TheRiddler> good luck gummyb3ar
58:00 <Mew> ill have one too thx 
58:00 <Mew> while youre down there
58:00 <Serenity> WHY NOT ME?
58:00 <Serenity> YOU FUCK
58:00 <Doodle> i'm going to stir yours with my dick
58:00 <amelia> you make shit tea
58:00 <Doodle> cos teabags sezz
58:00 <Mew> fuck yeah
58:00 <Serenity> i didnt teabag marko
58:00 <Serenity> far out
58:00 <Loof> everytime i come on irc ERECTION
58:00 <Doodle> i know
58:00 <Doodle> jeez
58:00 <Doodle> FUCK
58:00 <Mew> what is it when a girl does it?
59:00 <gummyb3ar> an aussie one, no idea if she appear to be a pakistani married man *shrugs*
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://boisbonersncum.tumblr.com/image/116552195942
59:00 <bee_girl> gummyb3ar: try tinychat
59:00 <Liinda> http://bigboobtite.org/bigtitgirls/imgs/onix657.jpg
59:00 <Dugnuts> he is always hoping they are yours Serenity
59:00 <Dugnuts> forever and always
59:00 <simba> lolll
59:00 <simba> kool cartoon
59:00 <gummyb3ar> it is full of spam bee but thanks
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that biebrr
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> bieber
59:00 <Mew> beef flappin
59:00 <Doodle> loooool
59:00 <Mew> bit of a beef flap
59:00 <Doodle> forehead whispering
59:00 <Mew> lmao
59:00 <Doodle> psssssssssssssssssst
59:00 <amelia> beef flappin bwahahahahhahahahahaha
59:00 <amelia> that actually made me gag jus a little
59:00 <Mew> curtain calling
59:00 <Doodle> do it again
59:00 <Doodle> with feeling
59:00 <amelia> ahahah
00:00 <bee_girl> Spam? I'm there all the time never seen spam
00:00 <bonky> Ok she has the crazy eyes.. time to run
00:00 <bee_girl> Anyways
00:00 <Serenity> everyones seen my tits anyway
00:00 <Serenity> no need to hope
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://guysnmore.tumblr.com/post/116551115776
00:00 <gummyb3ar> i like boobs and blonde but that blonde and her boobs just kinda errm make me wonder if i could die of asphyxia
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, hello boys!
00:00 <gummyb3ar> i havent seen your tits serenity, so not everyones lol
00:00 <amelia> beef curtains such a filth name for the pusswa
00:00 <amelia> makes it sound so fat
00:00 <Serenity> butterfly kisses
00:00 <Doodle> rideaux de bouef
00:00 <Mew> cunt stamp
01:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
01:00 <Dugnuts> nah
01:00 <Dugnuts> well
01:00 <Dugnuts> i guess
01:00 <Dugnuts> im new here
01:00 <Dugnuts> so i havent
01:00 <Dugnuts> maybe everyone else has
01:00 <Serenity> what a shame
01:00 <bonky> Why are two blokes standing around brighton marina with their gear hanging out?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you have sex with sooooo many women dug
01:00 <Dugnuts> im part of everyone
01:00 <Dugnuts> so your statement is false
01:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
01:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok
01:00 <Dugnuts> whatevs
01:00 <Serenity> i need to have sex with more women
01:00 <Doodle> lol i've never seen a butterfly with a clit sezz
01:00 <Doodle> maybe at the zoo but i was a kid i wouldnt know
01:00 <Mew> well it'd be incredibly hard to see 
01:00 <Picard> pussys are so ugly anyway
01:00 <Mew> like a speck of pepper
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Doodle> achoo
01:00 <amelia> pussy's are ugly?
01:00 <Mew> hahaha
01:00 <Picard> yes
01:00 <Loof> some are
01:00 <Doodle> Picard prefers penises
02:00 <Dugnuts> its not hard
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> get dug to hook yo' up
02:00 <Liinda> omg these are ridiculpous, they look like cartoon eyes    http://shylastylez.amateur-desire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/2-Shyla-Stylez-round-tits.jpg
02:00 <simba> me 2
02:00 <Dugnuts> make them feel special
02:00 <Dugnuts> but  not too special
02:00 <Serenity> pfff
02:00 <Dugnuts> they have to work for it a bit
02:00 <Serenity> i can get a woman any time i want lol
02:00 <Dugnuts> or they arent interested
02:00 <Dugnuts> then nm
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh she is a milk liinda
02:00 <Dugnuts> milk?
02:00 <Dugnuts> mum i'd like to kiss?
02:00 <Liinda> milf
02:00 <Loof> granny ones are hidieous
02:00 <amelia> I dunno, there'a lot of pretty ones
02:00 <amelia> like
02:00 <amelia> all pink and tidy
02:00 <Mew> next time im anrgy im gonna curse butterfly clits
02:00 <Doodle> i've seen some lovely ones
02:00 <Doodle> not irl obv
02:00 <Picard> seriously whats attractive about one?
02:00 <Doodle> .
02:00 <Doodle> you can stick your dick on them
02:00 <Doodle> der
02:00 <Doodle> in
02:00 <Doodle> as well
02:00 <Doodle> i hear
02:00 <amelia> the pink and tidy ones I can see the attraction when it comes to jus how they look
02:00 <Picard> no shit mate
02:00 <amelia> otherwise they are pretty odd looking things
02:00 <Doodle> so thats whats attractive about them
02:00 <Picard> i mean visually whats good about thm?
03:00 <Liinda> i dont think those boobs make milk 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh MILF
03:00 <Dugnuts> heh
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckers
03:00 <Serenity> brb yelling at a kid
03:00 <Dugnuts> heh nah
03:00 <bonky> Plastic boobs, plastic face.. what else is plastic?
03:00 <Dugnuts> all those tits drip is silicone
03:00 <Liinda> her vag
03:00 <Dugnuts> maybe salt water
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> vagina
03:00 <Liinda> lol
03:00 <bonky> Probably prefer rubber down there
03:00 <Dugnuts> dont be hating
03:00 <Serenity> woopah
03:00 <Dugnuts> she prolly has a natural vag
03:00 <Doodle> i just told you
03:00 <Loof> i hate hangy bits
03:00 <amelia> yah I SAID
03:00 <amelia> THE PINK
03:00 <Loof> or minidicks
03:00 <amelia> AND THEM BEING TIDY
03:00 <Mew> innies def > outties
03:00 <amelia> IS ATTRACTIVE
03:00 <amelia> yes
03:00 <amelia> innies
03:00 <Doodle> 10 in the pink 10 in the stink
03:00 <amelia> but bl if you got an outie, sux2bu for reals :(
03:00 <Mew> outties are the rump curtains
03:00 <Doodle> i have an outie
04:00 <gummyb3ar> ugh
04:00 <Dugnuts> boobs are cheap
04:00 <Liinda> her vag has probably been pounded so much it fell out
04:00 <gummyb3ar> why the only blonde who reply me usually end up asking for hot cybering
04:00 <Maurice> http://images.intouchweekly.com/uploads/images/file/15011/tiffany-pollard-new-york-botched-implants.png?fit=crop&w=680
04:00 <bonky> Detachable?
04:00 <bonky> Machine washable I hope
04:00 <Maurice> Someone commented saying her boobs look like Spongebobs snail Garys eyes
04:00 <Dugnuts> hahahahhaha
04:00 <gummyb3ar> must be a real pakistani guy or a real sexually desperate blonde
04:00 <Dugnuts> that chick was huge anyway
04:00 <Dugnuts> come on
04:00 <Dugnuts> ahh well
04:00 <simba> im paki
04:00 <Doodle> you're all thinking about it arent you
04:00 <Mew> yup
04:00 <Doodle> nice
04:00 <Loof> outie belly buttons suck too
05:00 <bonky> I remember seeing a picture of a butt implant that had flipped around.. so she had a flat or concave section instead of a round arse cheek
05:00 <gummyb3ar> hey huge woman is in trend
05:00 <Serenity> http://40.media.tumblr.com/9f4f48a5eeeead62363e353c3bfe31b0/tumblr_nkx9kaZDAX1rtg6n0o1_500.jpg
05:00 <Doodle> i wasnt talking about my belly button
05:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Mew> outtie dicks > innie dicks
05:00 <Mew> obviously
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <Loof> hahaha
05:00 <Doodle> damn
05:00 <Doodle> thats a pity
05:00 <flee> mew is like a cat.. it runs away
05:00 <Mew> IM RIGHT HERE
05:00 <Mew> FUCKING LAN FUCK
05:00 <Doodle> Loof is like a cat
05:00 <Mew> god
05:00 <amelia> wot is a lan 
05:00 <Mew> his balls are in a vice grip
05:00 <amelia> LANWOT
06:00 <gummyb3ar> hmmm now i like the word dribbles
06:00 <Dugnuts> boobs are overrated in my opinion
06:00 <Dugnuts> gimme a nice round ass any day
06:00 <Dugnuts> you are born with boos
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: you like flat chests?
06:00 <Dugnuts> boobs
06:00 <Dugnuts> you work for an ass
06:00 <Liinda> oh i just saw a gross pid
06:00 <Liinda> pic
06:00 <bonky> Yeah but now there are lots of fake arses out there also
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <Doodle> lips and nipples
06:00 <amelia> ohhh
06:00 <Mew> lan is loofs wife
06:00 <Doodle> ling wa
06:00 <amelia> she tell him off
06:00 <Mew> yup
06:00 <amelia> and he has to quickly hide
06:00 <Mew> U NO CHAT FAUX
06:00 <amelia> I WASN'T ON IRC I SWEAR
06:00 <Mew> I SEE U CHAT FAUX
06:00 <faux> What
06:00 <Doodle> i have to do the same when my cat comes in
06:00 <Mew> lan
06:00 <Mew> lmao
06:00 <faux> what's that
06:00 <faux> Hot
06:00 <Mew> didnt she get all mad about you once?
07:00 <Liinda> http://shylastylez.amateur-desire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/2-Shyla-Stylez-round-tits.jpg
07:00 <Liinda> wrong
07:00 <bonky> You just can't win.. either way you will probably end up with flat arsed children
07:00 <Liinda> oops wrong pic
07:00 <Liinda> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OWMJk3tWPgw/T8b-oFPpE9I/AAAAAAAABFo/qt_9TsyUZcs/s1600/Pointy%2BPuffy%2BNipples%2BSpraying%2Band%2BDripping%2BBreast%2BMilk.jpg
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
07:00 <Liinda> >.<
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is nothing wrong with a flat arse
07:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/5oBIPo6.jpg
07:00 <Skirmish> whoa those are some engorged nipples.
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLZ
07:00 <faux> Who?
07:00 <Doodle> ling wa
07:00 <faux> Ohhh
07:00 <Mew> loofs wife
07:00 <faux> Ling wa
07:00 <faux> Yeah
07:00 <Doodle> beef n black bean
07:00 <amsy> chatfaux chatfaux 
07:00 <faux> Soz I call her ling wa
07:00 <Doodle> aka Loof's wedding day
07:00 <faux> Was confused by Lan
07:00 <faux> Lol
07:00 <amelia> bwahahahaha
08:00 <bonky> I'm sorry but I just cannot trust somebody with no arse.. arseless people creep me out
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> arseless
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
08:00 <bonky> But an arseless person with implants is even worse.. total deception
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> drop down menu?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i'm giggling !
08:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure i was meant to be a lesbian
08:00 <faux> Yeah she bashed him on skype
08:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA
08:00 <faux> And called me a witch 
08:00 <Mew> lmfao!!!!
08:00 <Doodle> violence against men: australia says only on skype
08:00 <faux> And she was SCREAMIBG at him to "keep quiet or hell wake the baby*
08:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHHAAHA
08:00 <Doodle> you are bewitching faux
08:00 <faux> But she was the one yelling
08:00 <faux> Psycho 
08:00 <amelia> why do I find this so frickin funny
08:00 <faux> Cos it is
08:00 <faux> Lol
08:00 <Doodle> cos its not you
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> because ?
09:00 <Kynetic> is that why you keep playin with ur boobs?
09:00 <Serenity> because i love boobies
09:00 <Serenity> and the things they are attached to
09:00 <Skirmish> You are a hybrid Serenity. You lust for both. 
09:00 <Serenity> you're right
09:00 <Serenity> i could never go full lesso
09:00 <bonky> Futunari?
09:00 <amelia> bwahahahahhaaah
09:00 <Mew> why are you punching yourself in the face???
09:00 <Doodle> why did i come back in here
09:00 <faux> We knew when shed come back in the room
09:00 <faux> Cos the door would squeak 
09:00 <faux> And we all went silent 
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <faux> Waiting for her to start yelling again 
09:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
09:00 <amelia> under the thumb
10:00 <Skirmish> You would find eternal pleasure with a hermaphrodite. 
10:00 <bonky> Sorry, futanari*
10:00 <Liinda> hot: http://allstarporn.peepholist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bra-brunette-stockings-lingerie-topless-sexy-naked-hot-girl-young-babe-boobs-woman-pierced-nipples-pierced-big-boobs-big.jpg
10:00 <Serenity> a ladyboy would be my ultimate
10:00 <Serenity> hot girl face.. boobs
10:00 <Serenity> dong
10:00 <Liinda> LOL
10:00 <amelia> fuckin hell I hope I never get crazy like that
10:00 <Mew> cos you love our bread, you love our butter, but most of all you love the nutters
10:00 <amelia> madelineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
10:00 <amelia> pepito !
10:00 <Mew> pepitos bad hat!!
10:00 <amsy> pepito is a bad hat
10:00 <amelia> ahahahahahhaha
10:00 <Mew> oh fuck is a bad hat lmao
10:00 <amelia> madeline the lil mynx
10:00 <Serenity> i wish i was on skype that night
11:00 <Serenity> not an asian one tho
11:00 <bonky> The dong, or the whole package?
11:00 <Liinda> its a whole kit
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> too little liinda
11:00 <amsy> fuckkkkk
11:00 <Mew> thats all i remember about madeline
11:00 <amsy> id love to watch some madeline right now
11:00 <Mew> holy shit
11:00 <faux> Teh heck
11:00 <amelia> I'm right there with you amsy
12:00 <Serenity> long as the dick works im not concerned about whats there
12:00 <bonky> Are we talking about urinating again?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/5623/slide_5623_76284_large.jpg?1269913502604
12:00 <Doodle> hot
12:00 <amelia> carpet burn
12:00 <Doodle> bacon strip burn
12:00 <Picard> yuk
12:00 <Mew> curtain burn
13:00 <simba> i wish i was that wicker chair
13:00 <Serenity> well i sure am not
13:00 <dole> ty
13:00 <Serenity> http://40.media.tumblr.com/c768b5da00d3eb52ff2cd6efae9fe5ea/tumblr_ngi08rLigj1rtg6n0o1_500.jpg
13:00 <Doodle> thats a deep burrrrrrrrrrrrrrn
13:00 <Mew> ill beef flap ya
13:00 <Serenity> TFEH
13:00 <Doodle> flap ya m8
13:00 <Mew> fong ya first flap ya l8r
13:00 <Doodle> i'm so hard now
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah noice boobs
14:00 <Skirmish> dem lips. She would give the best blow jobs that chick in the wicker chair. 
14:00 <dole> lol
14:00 <Serenity> these girls are all a little slim for my taste
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> curvaceous women are sexy 
14:00 <Maurice> Same
14:00 <Serenity> me three
14:00 <Doodle> wanna sword fight
14:00 <Serenity> yes!
14:00 <Mew> tense the drapes
14:00 <faux> Wtf
14:00 <faux> Is this undernet 
14:00 <faux> Confused 
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> undiesnet
14:00 <Mew> wtf is that what undernet is like?!
15:00 <bonky> The channel goes quiet while we all practice our mantra
15:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p0cPxRb0jc
15:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ace Ventura - Masturbation Scene Views: 35,424   Uploader: IanSohr Uploaded:  Dec 12, 2011 Duration: 0 Minutes 46 Seconds 
15:00 <simba> what teh fuck https://41.media.tumblr.com/9a1b5a70fa1ee6d4f4d0970ebda30835/tumblr_nlifacXYLz1rhi1k3o1_540.jpg
15:00 <faux> They're all disgustingly filthy in main
15:00 <Doodle> it can be
15:00 <amelia> Loof did she give you another black eye :(
15:00 <Mew> that sounds like my favourite place ever 
15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <Doodle> but theyre all pakis
15:00 <faux> Its sick cos they're all like 50
15:00 <Mew> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay i hate it
15:00 <Doodle> like 50
15:00 <Loof> how dare they be old
15:00 <faux> Its just ATTN seeking shit
15:00 <Serenity> yeah fuck old people
15:00 <Doodle> yeah
15:00 <Doodle> cunts
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <faux> Like the chicks try to be all omgzzzz lik ma pusi
15:00 <Maurice> Thank christ I'm so young
15:00 <faux> Relax you're not 50 yet
15:00 <Doodle> do they faux?
15:00 <Doodle> damn
16:00 <simba> oh my god she looks like mewtwo
16:00 <Serenity> the hell
16:00 <dole> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahhahahahaha
16:00 <simba> LOOK AT THOSE THIGHS http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140213043209/pokemon/images/archive/a/a0/20150101075100!150Mewtwo_AG_anime_2.png
16:00 <simba> shes mewtwo
16:00 <bonky> How the hell does one maintain thigh gap under those extreme conditions?
16:00 <faux> still 48
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <Mew> undernet is selling itself
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <Loof> any rich asian milfs?
16:00 <Doodle> i think you have had enough Loof
16:00 <faux> Its OK when thr girls aren't trying so hard 
16:00 <Mew> is that even possible
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <amelia> loves the asian persuasion
16:00 <amsy> the worst part about undernet is watching people flirt in crappy english
16:00 <Mew> is there aussie channels on there?
16:00 <faux> dat mail order lyf
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've never had a gap, so its completely foreign to me 
17:00 <simba> keep picards head in there 4 a year
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
17:00 <Liinda> hahahaha
17:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ seeing a woman and instantly thinking she looks like a pokemon. 
17:00 <amsy> it kills me
17:00 <faux> There's Australia but youre not allowed to swear which is weird cos.. Straya
17:00 <Loof> she's not mail order ok
17:00 <Serenity> you are most pretty female amsy
17:00 <Doodle> yeee
17:00 <faux> Hot
17:00 <Maurice> That op in there can eat a dick
17:00 <Mew> remove ur cloth
17:00 <Doodle> inorite
17:00 <amsy> lmao sezz 
17:00 <amsy> yeah just like that
17:00 <Serenity> haha
17:00 <Loof> lol that internet cafe mew
17:00 <Doodle> i always flirt in crappy english
18:00 <Serenity> yeah even when i was skinny i never had a box gap
18:00 <Serenity> =/
18:00 <bonky> I like some strong legs, arse and some padding.. but no thanks
18:00 <Serenity> your female breast i like very a lot
18:00 <Mew> YES wtf
18:00 <Loof> what pedos
18:00 <Mew> have i told you about that?
18:00 <Loof> yeah
18:00 <amsy> hahahahha its uncanny
18:00 <Mew> oh good lol
18:00 <Mew> that was gonna be really weird otherwise
18:00 <Loof> haha
18:00 <Loof> saved ya
18:00 <Loof> with my awesome memory
18:00 <Mew> that is awesome
18:00 <Mew> i have a lot of stories
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/17/video-undefined-1A2AEB1B00000578-950_636x358.jpg
19:00 <simba> mewtwo just came out in smash ok i got his big ass thighs on my mind
19:00 <Liinda> same
19:00 <Kynetic> http://i.imgur.com/MBR028l.jpg
19:00 <Serenity> but i have thunder thighs so even at a size 8-10 theyre fucking huge
19:00 <British^Meat> smash is all updated yes
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
19:00 <Doodle> my pussy is wet
19:00 <Doodle> its rainign outside obv
19:00 <faux> Filth
19:00 <Doodle> *raining
19:00 <amsy> hehehe
19:00 <Doodle> he wants to sit on me
19:00 <amsy> roodle
19:00 <amsy> is he extra cuddly when hes wet?
19:00 <amsy> YES
19:00 <Doodle> he sucks up
19:00 <amsy> FUCKUNG ASSHOLE
19:00 <Doodle> heaps
19:00 <faux> Fuckung
19:00 <Doodle> YOU'RE WET FUCK OFF
19:00 <amsy> they know they feel gross
19:00 <Doodle> meow
19:00 <faux> Fuckung fu fighting
19:00 <Maurice> You never tell me that, Doodle
20:00 <simba> mewtwo is PAWG
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> kiss practicer!
20:00 <bonky> Hahaha.. making out with dad's kiss practicer
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dies*
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> what would you say, if you got caught using one
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> erm….. 
20:00 <flee> PRINTSCREEN
20:00 <Doodle> you're wet come over
20:00 <amsy> lmao
20:00 <amsy> bb
20:00 <faux> Hi
20:00 <amsy> fucking ok
20:00 <amsy> gosh
20:00 <British^Meat> asshole fucking
20:00 <faux> Hot
20:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting.mp3 (3.01MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:17)
20:00 <Loof> i just want to talk about tea
20:00 <Doodle> ^_^
21:00 <bonky> It's a dick cleaner/
21:00 <Kynetic> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
21:00 <Serenity> i do wonder why theres more stigma attached to men using sex aids but not women
21:00 <Serenity> most women i know have bobs
21:00 <Serenity> no one cares
21:00 <Doodle> i'm drinking coffee
21:00 <Doodle> cos i am a rebel
21:00 <amsy> what kind of tea?
21:00 <Serenity> teaaa
21:00 <Doodle> fuck you sleep
21:00 <Maurice> I'm drinking apple cider
21:00 <Loof> black tea
21:00 <Maurice> It's a bit sweet
21:00 <faux> Mmm
21:00 <amelia> mmmm cider
21:00 <Doodle> dickin cider?
21:00 <faux> Tea rulez
21:00 <amsy> ive got apple juice :')
21:00 <Serenity> now i want tea
21:00 <Maurice> I never put my dick in the cider
21:00 <Maurice> Thats unsanitary
21:00 <Doodle> yeah
21:00 <Loof> black tea shall save my soul
21:00 <amelia> clubby *faints*
21:00 <Mew> ive had dick milk before
21:00 <flee> Mew would u like to share your stories?
21:00 <Doodle> dont want to get cider on your cock
21:00 <Mew> lots of times actually
21:00 <Serenity> we know
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <Maurice> Tingle the eye
22:00 <bonky> I seriously used that excuse once when mum busted me in the lounge room
22:00 <bonky> "I was cleaning it"
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> in the lounge room
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> with porn on....
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> mum walks out 
22:00 <bonky> Sometimes a boy's just gotta take care of business
22:00 <psYbR> dirty penis. dirty.
22:00 <Skirmish> Tiem to go to bed. Enjoy your evenings you filthy animals! 
22:00 <faux> What's dick milk 
22:00 <Serenity> PIRATE PUT HIS DICK IN THE MILK.. WHAT A DISGUSTING PRICK x12342345235432545
22:00 <Doodle> give us a wink luv
22:00 <Loof> cum?
22:00 <amelia> ohhhhh now you make me think of fruit tingles
22:00 <clubsamwich> don't you hate it - as soon as you sit down your bladder's like "you need to pee - NOW" ...not when i was just up and walking around, now
22:00 <clubsamwich> ffs
22:00 <faux> Oh
22:00 <Mew> one time ben dipped his knob into my milk
22:00 <Loof> oh
22:00 <Doodle> just pee sitting down 
22:00 <Mew> cos he knows i love it so much ill still drink it
22:00 <Dugnuts> oh?
22:00 <Mew> dick and milk really
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
22:00 <Dugnuts> come on
22:00 <faux> gross
22:00 <Dugnuts> everyone thought you were talking about cum
22:00 <Serenity> dont you remember someone telling us about it like 15000 times
22:00 <Maurice> No we didn't
22:00 <Mew> filth is my forte
22:00 <Maurice> We know that story
22:00 <Dugnuts> oh ok
22:00 <Dugnuts> well
23:00 <bonky> I was using my imagination actually
23:00 <Skirmish> Night Kate :) 
23:00 <psYbR> night skirm
23:00 <bonky> Remember that thing kids gave up on over the past decade or two
23:00 <simba> no (i let my memory go too)
23:00 <Doodle> brb patting my cat
23:00 <Dugnuts> sorry for not knowing all the stories
23:00 <Mew> yeah it was one of his stories on repeat lol
23:00 <Serenity> no not pirate
23:00 <Serenity> someone else
23:00 <Serenity> trying to 'own' you
23:00 <Mew> yeah thats what im talking about lmao
23:00 <Dugnuts> but dickmilk
23:00 <Mew> slinky_J
23:00 <Dugnuts> come on
23:00 <Serenity> oh right
23:00 <Mew> we can name and shame
23:00 <Mew> duh
23:00 <Serenity> i kinda want dick milk
23:00 <Mew> I DRANK DICK MILKKKKK
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> imagination!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's that
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll youtube it
24:00 <Dugnuts> you know when you are rubbing yourself about that beautiful boy in between your legs?
24:00 <Dugnuts> thats it
24:00 <Serenity> ive been wanting it a lot lately Maurice =/
24:00 <Mew> ShadowLurker
24:00 <Serenity> milk.... not dick
24:00 <Mew> ding
24:00 <Mew> notification
24:00 <Loof> i just want to eat vag all night
24:00 <Mew> ShadowLurker to the desk area
24:00 <flee> nuthin much. u? masterbating
24:00 <amelia> AHAHHA
24:00 <faux> U guys make me sik
24:00 <amelia> flee kinda makes me laugh
24:00 <amelia> with his random outbursts
24:00 <Serenity> i think its a bot
24:00 <flee> no
25:00 <bonky> Porn is just the lazy way to an orgasm
25:00 <bonky> Much better if you have to work for it
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> boy…. no
25:00 <simba> porn is what u make it
25:00 <Loof> i'll test it
25:00 <amelia> wb bot
25:00 <couleurs> i'm a but
25:00 <Mew> pour water on it
25:00 <Serenity> bzzzt
25:00 <flee> im not a bot
25:00 <amelia> why so defensive, bot
25:00 <Maurice> I've been wanting it a lot too Serenity, and milk
25:00 <Mew> maybe its wild turkey
25:00 <Serenity> hhahah
26:00 <simba> https://41.media.tumblr.com/ab5ff7c1c581d9f2396f567c6827613e/tumblr_mxyao5catR1t15ueoo1_1280.jpg
26:00 <Kynetic> i dont mind a bit of pron
26:00 <Kynetic> so much easier these days than when i was a kid
26:00 <Serenity> but i hate milk
26:00 <Loof> soy?
26:00 <metalliform> To all those who say I'm a bot I have only this to say:  I am not a bot.
26:00 <Loof> if so hope it's whole bean, not that soy protien isolate poison most soys are
26:00 <clubsamwich> that's what all bots say
26:00 <amelia> hey woah calm down pls bot
27:00 <Kynetic> sneakin the dirty videos out of ya parents closet
27:00 <bonky> I had to steal, smuggle in and hide all sorts of filthy magazines
27:00 <Kynetic> or downloading a bunch of shitty gifs/jpgs from bulletin boards
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> you buy magazines ?
27:00 <bonky> Or make the most of whatever was freely available.. game box art, lingerie catalogues etc
27:00 <Kynetic> oh and the shitty dirty mags that you were allowed to buy because they werent x rated
27:00 <simba> bless the people who used to make gifs off their VHS' and upload them on 56k
27:00 <Serenity> soys rancid
27:00 <flee> im a male reproductive bot
27:00 <Mew> just drink cum
27:00 <Mew> protein shake 
27:00 <clubsamwich> what no goodbye?!
27:00 <flee> mew has a masculine body
27:00 <amelia> no time for goodbyes when the wifey's bashing your head in
27:00 <Serenity> poor loof
27:00 <Serenity> i want to protect him from ling
28:00 <bonky> hell even the myer or target catalogues server a dual purpose
28:00 <Kynetic> katatonic_kate01 we're talking about before porn was freely available on the interwebs
28:00 <Kynetic> oh yea
28:00 <Kynetic> those bras n things catalogues
28:00 <Serenity> i never saw porn until i was like 23
28:00 <Kynetic> they got a good workout i tell ya
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you guys are old, right
28:00 <simba> bonky when you said game box art i instantly thought of donkey kong country.... am i gay
28:00 <Kynetic> simba: you are gay.
28:00 <bonky> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i remember stumbling across my friends dad's stash 
28:00 <bonky> I remember the game barbarian especially
28:00 <simba> of course my boyfriend Kynetic would say that
28:00 <Maurice> Captain America got ripped off in the superhero costume department
28:00 <Mew> LOL
28:00 <Mew> flee you little fucker
28:00 <clubsamwich> who's ling?
28:00 <Maurice> His mail order
28:00 <amelia> is her name really ling
28:00 <Mew> does wild turkey still come on? or is he banned
28:00 <amelia> or did you guys come up with the most asian name possible
28:00 <Mew> cos its prob him
28:00 <clubsamwich> like in Kung Pow?
28:00 <amelia> lingling
28:00 <Serenity> its not wild turkey
28:00 <clubsamwich> Chosen One!!
28:00 <clubsamwich> I'm coming
29:00 <Kynetic> look
29:00 <Kynetic> im not gay
29:00 <amsy> lmao
29:00 <Kynetic> but my bf simba is.
29:00 <bonky> It had a bikini clad english model.. she was hot at the time.. not so much now looking back at it
29:00 <Kynetic> leisure suit larry
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> mullet hair do?
29:00 <amsy> bonky kong
29:00 <simba> brilliant
29:00 <Serenity> 1, hes banned 2, hes with optus 3, hes too dumb to get around an ID ban thats been there for 18 months
29:00 <Maurice> 4, don
29:00 <Maurice> t say his name again, incase its like beetlejuice
29:00 <Mew> don is good
29:00 <amelia> is don
29:00 <Maurice> Premature ejaculation
29:00 <Mew> i just thought cos of the ISIS crap he was dribbling before lol
29:00 <Maurice> I have issues sometimes, OK
29:00 <amelia> is gudd
29:00 <Mew> but that could be any crazy now i guess
30:00 <Kynetic> could you imagine a modern day leisure suit larry?
30:00 <bonky> Wank bank was really busy back in those days
30:00 <Kynetic> i wonder why they havent made one yet
30:00 <simba> mullets r hot http://images.uncyc.org/commons/4/4f/Clive.jpg
30:00 <simba> i think they did recently Kynetic
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
30:00 <clubsamwich> twiggy is better than don
30:00 <clubsamwich> twiggy sticks!
30:00 <Mew> omg twiggy sticks
30:00 <amelia> yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
30:00 <Mew> fuck youuuuuuuu
30:00 <Serenity> premature tabulation
30:00 <Maurice> I might need that nose spray stuff
30:00 <Serenity> wild turkey looks liek a fat karate master
31:00 <simba> theres some new one on app stores
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> I could make good use of those ears!
31:00 <Kynetic> the japanese take mullets to a whole new level
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> they take most things to a whole new level
31:00 <bonky> Bosozoku mullets?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> one moment
31:00 <clubsamwich> dick milk spray?
32:00 <simba> theyre known as murrits over there
32:00 <Kynetic> japan is one wierd country when it comes to .. well.. pretty much anything really.
32:00 <Dugnuts> heh
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> agrees!
32:00 <clubsamwich> amelia's gone to get twiggy sticks i bet
32:00 <Serenity> bitch better share
32:00 <clubsamwich> bitch don't share
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> But I still wanna go
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> and visit
33:00 <bonky> Same
33:00 <Kynetic> i would totally goto japan
33:00 <bonky> Want to spend a good several months across all of the islands
33:00 <Mew> shes gone to smash one out
33:00 <Serenity> with a twiggy stick?
33:00 <Mew> yessss
34:00 <Kynetic> find one of those 'stress relief' shops that lets you smash shit for a fee
34:00 <Kynetic> sounds like itd be fun
34:00 <Kynetic> then go smash some fkn sushi.
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZK_2goKnPY
34:00 <Kynetic> and get beaten at dance dance revolution in the local arcade
34:00 <TheRiddler> there's 2 types of sushi in japan
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanking karaoke 
34:00 <TheRiddler> cheap n expensive
34:00 <Mew> that meaty scent
34:00 <Mew> hnnnnnng
34:00 <Dugnuts> aww
34:00 <flee> turns out i have herpies sorry Mew
34:00 <clubsamwich> with anything, especially something as delicious as a twiggy stick
34:00 <Dugnuts> i was talking to amelia
34:00 <Serenity> would you eat it mew
34:00 <Mew> thats okay flee, i can only catch it once
34:00 <Dugnuts> how dare she go have a shower instead of be available during the ad breaks of my league game
34:00 <Mew> depends how hungry i am and how hot the girl is
35:00 <Kynetic> no
35:00 <Kynetic> theres like 4 types
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <Kynetic> shit, cheap, mildy ok, and expensive
35:00 <Serenity> now i want sushi
35:00 <Kynetic> mildly*
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> funniest show ever!
35:00 <TheRiddler> the expensive 1 is the 1 to get
35:00 <Kynetic> yeah
35:00 <Kynetic> ill goto jiros
35:00 <Kynetic> sushi shop
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think they have to see if they can sing the song, before they jizz
35:00 <Mew> but in the heat of the moment
35:00 <Mew> probably
35:00 <Loof> fucking bargain: http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Fitness-Multi-Station-Weight-Bench-Press-Home-Gym-Exercise-Squat-Rack-Incline-/260938751631?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item3cc1295e8f
35:00 <Dugnuts> the girl needs to be hot for you to have a twiggy stick?
35:00 <Loof> broke mine today
35:00 <clubsamwich> twiggy sticks are hard to turn down, they're not cheap
35:00 <Serenity> oi is brittany murphy dead?
35:00 <Mew> out of her vajayjay yes
35:00 <Loof> that will do nicely
35:00 <Mew> LMAO yes
35:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
35:00 <Mew> is that a joke question
35:00 <Dugnuts> i see
36:00 <Kynetic> sure its expensive.. but its about the experience
36:00 <Serenity> i posted that before!
36:00 <Serenity> they have to get through the song on pitch
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh LOLZ
36:00 <Serenity> without cumming
36:00 <bonky> I always thought this image sums up Japan pretty well: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5cvCDeerhE0/Upi9Sf0ga8I/AAAAAAABvdA/ExErCFt9HFA/s1600/Demotivator+0710.jpg
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> hilarious!!!
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO!!!!!
36:00 <Loof> i liked brittany murphy :(
36:00 <Serenity> no why would it be a joke?
36:00 <Mew> cos shes been dead for ages
36:00 <Dugnuts> well on that subject, whats the tastiest thing youve ever had inside your lady parts?
36:00 <Serenity> i didnt know if it was her or someone else
37:00 <bonky> So many questions
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> dibs stroking that yellow thing
37:00 <simba> i was introduced to japan by tom green subway monkey hour
37:00 <Mew> the hiroshima teletubby
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> it looks soft
37:00 <Loof> i forgot how she died
37:00 <clubsamwich> i brought this up the other day
37:00 <Serenity> drug overdose?
37:00 <clubsamwich> i've used ice magic on a girl
37:00 <clubsamwich> to eat it
37:00 <Dugnuts> but it wouldnt harden
37:00 <Mew> OH
37:00 <clubsamwich> and also maple syrup
37:00 <Dugnuts> may as well have used chocolate topping
37:00 <Mew> i just had a visceral flashback
37:00 <Serenity> lindt ball.
37:00 <Dugnuts> but i was asking the girls
37:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
37:00 <Dugnuts> lindt ball
37:00 <clubsamwich> well ice magic still tastes like chocolate unset
37:00 <Dugnuts> ok
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ mew!
38:00 <Kynetic> now thats some karaoke i could get behind
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dies
38:00 <flee> whats the longest orgasm u have had
38:00 <Mew> one time pirate used the mini liquor bottles from a hotel bar fridge
38:00 <clubsamwich> chocolate topping doesn't taste like chocolate, just the flavour
38:00 <Mew> so next time you stay at a hotel
38:00 <Mew> think before you drink
38:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
38:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
38:00 <Dugnuts> unopened?
38:00 <Mew> thats not really a food though
38:00 <Dugnuts> and put them back
38:00 <Mew> yeah unopened lol
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> they don't re use the bottles
38:00 <Mew> yep
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh
38:00 <Dugnuts> well i just asked for the tastiest thing
38:00 <Dugnuts> so someone had to taste it
38:00 <Serenity> Shortly after her death, Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter told the Associated Press: "It appears to be natural."[10][37][38] An autopsy was performed the day after she died. Her death certificate listed the cause of death as "deferred".[39] On February 4, 2010, the Los Angeles County coroner stated that the primary cause of Murphy's death was pneumonia, with secondary factors of iron-deficiency 
38:00 <Serenity> anemia and multiple drug intoxication.
38:00 <Mew> liquor is pretty tasty
38:00 <Dugnuts> otherwise it doesnt count
38:00 <Serenity> did you putit back in the fridge?????????
39:00 <Kynetic> i wonder if we could get away with having karaoke like that in pubs
39:00 <Kynetic> as a comp
39:00 <Kynetic> :P
39:00 <Dugnuts> ok fine
39:00 <Mew> yep
39:00 <Mew> for the next guests
39:00 <Mew> lmao
39:00 <Dugnuts> what is the tastiest thing someone has eaten out of you then
39:00 <Dugnuts> jeez
39:00 <Serenity> i wantLOL
39:00 <Mew> #yolo
39:00 <clubsamwich> what about gear stick knobs?
39:00 <Serenity> errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
39:00 <Dugnuts> have you ever tasted a gear stick?
39:00 <Serenity> i want to know what the weirdest thing in general is...
39:00 <Serenity> i dont want you vag bottle
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLZ
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> dibs not being the 'wanker'
40:00 <Kynetic> we could get faux to do it
40:00 <Kynetic> :P
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> mirc just ruined minibars
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> fuck you mirc
40:00 <Dugnuts> chill out
40:00 <Mew> soz
40:00 <clubsamwich> irc
40:00 <Serenity> its just mews vag come on
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah but
40:00 <Dugnuts> unless you put the whole bottle in your mouth
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> could be any orafice
40:00 <Mew> atleast they didnt go in my butt
40:00 <Dugnuts> you'll be fine
40:00 <Mew> or did they? ahhhhhhh
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> from someone with out great bewbs
40:00 <clubsamwich> just put a condom on the bottle
40:00 <Dugnuts> yeah, thats where the utensils went ;)
40:00 <Serenity> ok
40:00 <clubsamwich> not renewed, renewed
40:00 <clubsamwich> dammit
40:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYHdQUyOunA
40:00 <Serenity> weirest sex aide
40:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Matthew Mcconaughey's reaction to Star Wars teaser #2 - Celebrity reactions Views: 16,018   Uploader: oskararnarson Uploaded: Published on Apr 16, 2015 Duration: 1 Minutes 59 Seconds 
40:00 <Serenity> male or famel
40:00 <couleurs> Ha ha
41:00 <faux> What am o doing 
41:00 <faux> I*
41:00 <vaness> katatonic_kate01 has an above average personality
41:00 <bonky> Jesus.. the poor guy is crying
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh here we go
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> KATE TROLLING HOUR
41:00 <clubsamwich> not ruined, renew ...ah fuck it
41:00 <Dugnuts> nm
41:00 <clubsamwich> mmmm famels
41:00 <Serenity> amelia is back with her soiled twiggy stick
41:00 <clubsamwich> is it all clean down there now, amelia ?
42:00 <faux> k8m8 ur shit
42:00 <faux> etc
42:00 <vaness> award winning personality!!!
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> the shit!
42:00 <vaness> katatonic_kate01!!!
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes?
42:00 <faux> Vaness has resurrected
42:00 <faux> Wb
42:00 <dole> ty
42:00 <faux> Not you 
42:00 <faux> PiS off
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> would you like to please share with the channel my amazing awesomeness?
42:00 <Mew> now its a soggy stick
42:00 <Dugnuts> i think the tastiest thing i ever had from a girls bits was an icypole
42:00 <amelia> guysssssss cmon stop you know me too well
42:00 <Serenity> lindt balls are good
42:00 <Dugnuts> not too inventive
42:00 <clubsamwich> dugnuts told us you went to take a shower after using a twiggy stick inappropriately 
42:00 <Serenity> candy cane
42:00 <Dugnuts> i did not
42:00 <amelia> Dugnuts you promised :(
42:00 <MrMark> sexxy
42:00 <clubsamwich> jesus dugnuts, does your word mean nothing?
43:00 <dole> welcome fox
43:00 <dole> mhm
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> award winning personality, is fucking obvious *hair flicks*
43:00 <dole> BITCHES
43:00 <faux> oh its Stephen oops
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <faux> I thought you were Chris
43:00 <vaness> shame about your looks katatonic_kate01!!!
43:00 <dole> m
43:00 <Kynetic> faux
43:00 <dole> vanes welcome mate
43:00 <faux> Hi
43:00 <Serenity> i was looking at a tumblr thead the other day called 'thingsinmycunt'
43:00 <Serenity> it was... odd
43:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
43:00 <Dugnuts> as you do
43:00 <Dugnuts> sure it does
43:00 <Dugnuts> my word is my bond
43:00 <amelia> just an average day on tumblr
43:00 <clubsamwich> correct answer
43:00 <Serenity> sorry 'stuffinmycunt'
44:00 <Kynetic> you'd just be masturbating guys while they sing karaoke
44:00 <vaness> but you make up for it with that great personality!!!
44:00 <bonky> I think I'd do alright at this karaoke game.. I'm a shit singer and I usually take a fair bit of work
44:00 <dole> and please
44:00 <vaness> award winning personality!!!
44:00 <Kynetic> trying to make them cum before they finish the song
44:00 <Kynetic> nothing much.
44:00 <faux> Gross
44:00 <dole> i need to score some oxys
44:00 <dole> to mix with my ice
44:00 <simba> u fucking sound like mentalson vaness....
44:00 <Kynetic> you'd be paid well.
44:00 <vaness> oxys
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> just whimper every now and again bonky lol
44:00 <couleurs> that me
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> fun times!
44:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it is mentalson's sister
44:00 <bonky> lol.. this second bloke has gone catatonic
44:00 <dole> where is stephen
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
44:00 <simba> well lets put it this way some of mentalson def rubbed off on her
44:00 <clubsamwich> did you know all those things were in there, Serenity?
44:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
44:00 <amelia> I am curious as to wot kind of things were stuffed in there?
44:00 <Serenity> http://stuffinmycunt.tumblr.com/
44:00 <Serenity> look for yourself
44:00 <Serenity> hahah
44:00 <amelia> I remember being 16 or something and our Foxtel had all the channels so of course I watched the porn channel once and they were inserting sliced up oranges in the girl
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
45:00 <dole> lol
45:00 <faux> literally ha ha hehahe
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lolz
45:00 <TheRiddler> have you slept with your brother yet vaness? :p
45:00 <faux> you'd like that wouldn't you ash
45:00 <faux> Sicko
45:00 <vaness> yet?
45:00 <simba> dole dole, dole dole feelin hot hot hot
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> cha cha cha
45:00 <amelia> I thought that was crazy at 16 but now I realise oranges ain't got shit on fuckin baseball bats and drills and whatever
45:00 <Serenity> its not a freaking hand bag
45:00 <Serenity> geesh
45:00 <Mew> http://imgur.com/a/X5Mnr
45:00 <amelia> and bowling balls
45:00 <amelia> and watermelons
45:00 <amelia> OHH AND ASPARAGUS
45:00 <Dugnuts> ok, she's cute
45:00 <clubsamwich> don't have the orange slices in amelia's house
45:00 <Dugnuts> and getting abducted by gnomes
45:00 <Dugnuts> but come on
45:00 <Dugnuts> if its not you...
46:00 <TheRiddler> or ever
46:00 <dole> DOLE ON THE ROLE SMOKEN A BOWL COOKING A FUCKEN CASSEROLE
46:00 <dole> LOL
46:00 <faux> wow
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol faux
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm spam casserole
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and 2 minute noodles
46:00 <faux> ew
46:00 <faux> lmao
46:00 <dole> fuck yeah brothers
46:00 <Kynetic> i dont mind spam
46:00 <faux> Honey booboo 
46:00 <Kynetic> its ok with some eggs
46:00 <dole> cut the skin off ya knob
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
46:00 <dole> she's alright
46:00 <TheRiddler> I hear fried spam is the best
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
46:00 <Kynetic> yeah you gotta fry that shit up first
46:00 <TheRiddler> I bought some lite spam to try
46:00 <Kynetic> no way im eating raw spam
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> do not mention mumma junes cooking
46:00 <faux> Spam makes me nervous 
46:00 <amelia> worst thing is I fucking love oranges :(
46:00 <clubsamwich> me too, they are truly nature's candy
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <dole> m
47:00 <bonky> I'll put up with it camping.. but it's pretty poor quality meat, if you can call it that
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> its feral
47:00 <dole> hey hey
47:00 <faux> I feel like its just processed cow cum and bones
47:00 <dole> let me get really real
47:00 <dole> where the fuck is pieter
47:00 <Kynetic> what could possibly make you nervous about ham in a can faux?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
47:00 <dole> ?
47:00 <simba> cuw com
47:00 <dole> +---------------
47:00 <faux> Pig snot
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> its not ham
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> its donkey meat
47:00 <Kynetic> no, its spam.
47:00 <simba> pieter is eating his way out of a room-sized cube of spam he won on the price is right
47:00 <faux> Yuck man
47:00 <TheRiddler> is it?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> square ham vomits
47:00 <Kynetic> mmm.. spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ simba
47:00 <Liinda> spam, i used to eat that in toasties
47:00 <dole> oi mate
47:00 <Kynetic> spammity spam!
47:00 <amelia> wot the fudge is with that girl and the gnomes
47:00 <clubsamwich> she is cute until she tried to combine humour with nudity
47:00 <amelia> was all oh look at her nice flat stoma.. WTF GNOMES
48:00 <dole> where is peeta
48:00 <TheRiddler> what is spam
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
48:00 <Kynetic> dole who?
48:00 <TheRiddler> seriously
48:00 <Maurice> I doubt ham in a can is even ham
48:00 <faux> There's this meat you buy in leb grocers called zwan
48:00 <Liinda> but yeah over processed
48:00 <amsy> lmao theres canned ham here and its called Bog.
48:00 <bonky> It's not even good value
48:00 <amsy> :')
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yuck
48:00 <faux> Its like spammish buy its delicious w lemon
48:00 <Liinda> lol amsy
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> bog
48:00 <simba> im peeta malark
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
48:00 <amsy> hahahaha 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> mum…. what's of dinner
48:00 <dole> asmy
48:00 <dole> mate
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOG!
48:00 <faux> lolol
48:00 <TheRiddler> donkey meat
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
48:00 <amsy> m8 :3
48:00 <dole> :3
48:00 <Liinda> shit on a stick
48:00 <dole> m3459
48:00 <faux> Yum bogsammich
48:00 <Liinda> bog on a log
48:00 <Kynetic> whatcha havin fro lunch?
48:00 <clubsamwich> i was mostly put off by the chair on the left that looked like a person
48:00 <amelia> oh wow
48:00 <amelia> it really does
48:00 <amelia> a cowboy
48:00 <Mew> hooooly shit is that fleshlight one actually resleeving herself?!
48:00 <clubsamwich> a black man
49:00 <dole> asmy do you remember ruggz
49:00 <bonky> Don't disturb your mother while she prepares your bog sandwich
49:00 <Kynetic> oh just some bog on bread
49:00 <dole> U M8
49:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTrAVpK9blw
49:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Log Commercial Views: 306,353   Uploader: soccer2fun1266 Uploaded:  Jul 8, 2010 Duration: 1 Minutes 7 Seconds 
49:00 <Dugnuts> oh monkey magioc
49:00 <dole> m
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> change log for BOG!
49:00 <Dugnuts> great show
49:00 <amsy> lol yes
49:00 <dole> ,lol
49:00 <Kynetic> lol
49:00 <TheRiddler> google says it's pork
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's bog, its bog
49:00 <dole> this fucking cat is going nuts
49:00 <TheRiddler> spam that is
49:00 <Kynetic> its big its heavy its wood!
49:00 <faux> The dumb one?
49:00 <Dugnuts> is that the its big its heavy its wood thing?
49:00 <Dugnuts> ren and stimpy?
49:00 <simba> couleurs promo shot for fifa 15 internationals http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/35900000/Peeta-Mellark-Catching-Fire-HQ-josh-hutcherson-35902653-3000-4267.jpg
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes!
49:00 <Mew> thats way more hygienic than a leg of ham without the bone
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ren and stimpy
50:00 <dole> katatonic_kate01 can i have a BITCHES
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> BITCHES!
50:00 <dole> !!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT!
50:00 <dole> ye
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and PEEPS n' FREAKS
50:00 <Kynetic> whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.. rolls down the stairs alone or in pairs
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> *bows*
50:00 <dole> lol
50:00 <Serenity> steeeeeeeeeeempy you eeeeeeeeeeediot
50:00 <Kynetic> rolls over your neighbours dog
50:00 <Kynetic> its great for a snack its fits on your back
50:00 <Kynetic> its bog bog bog
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's bog!
50:00 <dole> B I T C H E Z
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
50:00 <clubsamwich> are you talking about the stuffinmycunt link, Mew?
50:00 <Mew> yup
50:00 <clubsamwich> hahahaha
51:00 <Kynetic> its boooooooooog boooog its big its heavy its wood!
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
51:00 <Kynetic> its booooog boooog better than bad its good!
51:00 <Serenity> uh oh
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
51:00 <Serenity> Kynetic is broken
51:00 <Kynetic> :D
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
51:00 <faux> Is Pieter dead
51:00 <dole> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm googling bog now
51:00 <dole> pieter mate
51:00 <simba> Yes.
51:00 <Kynetic> who is this pieter guy?
51:00 <Kynetic> srsly?
51:00 <dole> cunts fucked
51:00 <Kynetic> noone even has heard of him
51:00 <faux> dole just reminded me of him
51:00 <amelia> hello xm sister
51:00 <amelia> BE NICE CLUBBY
51:00 <clubsamwich> classic nick, xm
51:00 <ThisIsMySisterOnlineBeNiceOK> hello
51:00 <clubsamwich> i am nice, it was friendly hazing
52:00 <dole> CUNTS FUCKED
52:00 <faux> Haven't seen him around 
52:00 <dole> lol
52:00 <Kynetic> must be dead.
52:00 <faux> Lol
52:00 <dole> he died of hardcore aspergers
52:00 <Kynetic> this is irc.. its better than the 24 hour news cycle
52:00 <Kynetic> noone cares if you dont come on anymore
52:00 <faux> I imagine him camping out self cash converters
52:00 <Kynetic> we just forget and talk about bog instead.
52:00 <faux> Outside*
52:00 <dole> going for runs as often as we could
52:00 <faux> Lolll
52:00 <Mew> just razzin
52:00 <clubsamwich> and now it's xm again
52:00 <clubsamwich> wb xm
52:00 <xm> thank you
52:00 <xm> now she has something to say at Show and Tell
52:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
52:00 <xm> she met the awesome clubsamwich and amelia on IRC
53:00 <faux> Jim bean
53:00 <dole> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.walmart.com/ip/Hormel-Pigs-Feet-9-Oz/10447796?action=product_interest&action_type=title&placement_id=irs-2-b2&strategy=PWBAB&visitor_id=Erv7oLe_OAAor8CY2WaV4A&category=&client_guid=0dc906a4-f8d1-49c3-881a-d9d2e2db7942&customer_id_enc=&config_id=2&item_id&parent_item_id=10308362&parent_anchor_item_id=10308362&guid=94348cd5-fb3b-45ae-8c86-8ad3e5d47fa0&bucket_id=irsbucketdefault&beacon_version=1.0.1&findingMethod=p13n
53:00 <dole> ty
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> SEMI BONELESS 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm
53:00 <faux> Teh heck is that
53:00 <Serenity> some times i wonder if pieter crys alone about his exile from #melbourne
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> pigs feet
53:00 <faux> Took uo my whole phone screen
53:00 <Serenity> i kind of hope he does
53:00 <dole> fark
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> mum can we have semi boneless pigs feet for dinner!
53:00 <faux> My burps taste like carrot
53:00 <amelia> I blushing again
53:00 <clubsamwich> i have a boner ...still
53:00 <amelia> ahahaha
53:00 <amelia> so subtle
54:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i wonder about pieter.. no... ok thats a lie.. i hadnt thought about him at all til dole mentioned him.
54:00 <simba> he had a table at the local maccas he sits at to cry
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> I feel like semi boneless pigs feet for dinner tonight, for dinner tonight!
54:00 <Serenity> kate
54:00 <Serenity> that made me want to spew
54:00 <Kynetic> mmm
54:00 <Kynetic> pigs trotters
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i was feeling a lil queasy 
54:00 <Kynetic> fucken delicacy.
54:00 <dole> mm
54:00 <TheRiddler> I am eating tuscan meatballs
54:00 <Serenity> well yea Kynetic when i say i sometimes wonder about him.. its when someone brings up his name
54:00 <Kynetic> what about some ox tongue
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
54:00 <Liinda> share TheRiddler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <Kynetic> how about sheeps brains?
54:00 <xm> i think it's time to blast some 90s dance music MegAMix
54:00 <xm> Dj^RewinD
54:00 <amelia> ohhhhhhhh
54:00 <amelia> a bit of n-trance
54:00 <xm> what is loveeeee
54:00 <clubsamwich> i tend to agree
54:00 <amelia> set you free
54:00 <clubsamwich> baby don't hurt me
54:00 <faux> IN MY EYES YOULL SEEEEEEEE
54:00 <faux> teh light still shines in meeeeeeee
54:00 <faux> etc
55:00 <Serenity> just stop
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd do the freddy phone scene with an ox tongue!
55:00 <Kynetic> fried up in some butter
55:00 <dole> oi mate
55:00 <dole> where are all the blowers
55:00 <Kynetic> Serenity youve never tried sheeps brains fried in butter?
55:00 <Serenity> no
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude
55:00 <Serenity> no i havent
55:00 <Kynetic> you dont know what youre missing.
55:00 <amsy> http://www.matvareguiden.no/bilder/6887.gif kate
55:00 <dole> ew
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
55:00 <faux> Mum used to feed me sheep's brains as a kid
55:00 <Serenity> gaggg
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 
55:00 <Kynetic> good stuff
55:00 <Serenity> no thanks
55:00 <faux> Also
55:00 <faux> I ate sheep's balls
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAHAHA
55:00 <faux> In lebanon
55:00 <faux> Awkward
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> amsy! 
56:00 <Kynetic> sheep are full of goodness
56:00 <Kynetic> so many edible bits
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
56:00 <faux> Ate me first balls at 8
56:00 <amsy> lolll
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ball breaker!
56:00 <Kynetic> do you have hairs on your chin faux?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> cut me teeth on sheeps balls
56:00 <faux> Not yet
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> sheep
56:00 <Kynetic> lol
56:00 <faux> Amsy what is smakfull
56:00 <faux> Lol
56:00 <bonky> Just the one sheep?
56:00 <Kynetic> you havnet eaten enough balls
56:00 <amelia> beautiful, just beautiful fauxycouscous
56:00 <Cath^> um hi
56:00 <amelia> uhm can you not interrupt faux's singing pls cath
56:00 <amelia> god
56:00 <Mew> foweykuskus
56:00 <faux> LOL
56:00 <faux> ily ameloa
56:00 <faux> loa
56:00 <faux> Yes
56:00 <faux> That is what I meant
56:00 <amelia> EMILIO
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ1l4UJW04Y&list=RDjJ1l4UJW04Y
56:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Regurgitator - ! (The Song Formerly Known As) Views: 168,308   Uploader: WarnerMusicAU Uploaded:  Aug 5, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 39 Seconds 
56:00 <faux> at me.old job 
57:00 <amsy> tasty
57:00 <faux> Smakfull morkake
57:00 <amsy> lmao
57:00 <amsy> mmmmmmm
57:00 <Kynetic> i dont mind me a bit of offal if cooked right
57:00 <Kynetic> heart tartare
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> sheep! ok, ok no plural 
57:00 <Kynetic> which is raw heart.
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> my fucking bad
57:00 <Kynetic> has to be fresh tho
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
57:00 <bonky> Lucky sheep
57:00 <faux> I'd be like Christina speaking etc
57:00 <Dugnuts> hmmm
57:00 <faux> And theyd be like
57:00 <faux> Oh hi Katrina
57:00 <faux> Nom
57:00 <faux> No*
57:00 <faux> Just no.
57:00 <Loof> good song croc :)
57:00 <Mew> today my friend told me that her favourite song as a kid was the bunnings warehouse ad music lmao
57:00 <faux> LOL
57:00 <faux> great childhood
57:00 <amelia> AHAHAH
57:00 <Loof> she needs drugs
57:00 <Loof> bad
57:00 <clubsamwich> great kid
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i've had enoough booze now to listen to gurge
57:00 <faux> I think she was son them
57:00 <Mew> it was the girl in that photo with me haha
57:00 <Mew> she even sang it to me
57:00 <Mew> it was adorable
57:00 <faux> Lol
58:00 <faux> Lol my aunty brought over some food once
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had a blow sheep sex toy
58:00 <amsy> liver is gross
58:00 <faux> And as I'm eating it I'm like wut is this
58:00 <Kynetic> liver is awesome
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was kinda weird and freaky….
58:00 <Serenity> i actually feel sick now
58:00 <faux> "Chicken hearts"
58:00 <Serenity> cheers
58:00 <faux> Oh ok
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
58:00 <Maurice> Eww
58:00 <Maurice> I wont eat anything from a chicken thats not it's boobs
58:00 <vaness> katatonic_kate01 has an award winning personality!!!!
58:00 <faux> I just imagined like 20 chickens dying for my meal
58:00 <Maurice> Or it's eggs of course
58:00 <Kynetic> Serenity you like pate?
58:00 <vaness> makes up for lack in looks
58:00 <amsy> what about skin!!!!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> vaness wanna fuck?
58:00 <amsy> or thigh
58:00 <vaness>  award winning personality!!!!
58:00 <amsy> or wing
58:00 <Kynetic> i make a wicked duck liver pate
58:00 <clubsamwich> she grew up addicted to hardware and tools
58:00 <Mew> BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE dodododo DO DO DO.
58:00 <faux> My Dads wife was texting me today
58:00 <Loof> those ads shit me
58:00 <faux> And told me she got paint from "bunny"
58:00 <faux> Lol
58:00 <faux> So cute
58:00 <Mew> awwww
58:00 <Mew> you know how some people call it bunninks
58:00 <faux> Die
58:00 <faux> Dancinkk
58:00 <Dugnuts> no
58:00 <Loof> everythink
58:00 <Mew> my polish friends mum does lmao
58:00 <Dugnuts> who calls it bunninks?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll let you wear a paper bag
59:00 <vaness> lmao
59:00 <Maurice> No thigh or wing
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no thigh or wings!
59:00 <Maurice> I don't see the point of wings, it's not like they're overflowing with meat
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes agree there
59:00 <faux> Wings are the best
59:00 <faux> Wtf
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
59:00 <Serenity> thigh is the best part
59:00 <Serenity> you cunts are fucked
59:00 <Kynetic> no thigh or wings?
59:00 <Maurice> You weirdos
59:00 <bonky> I stopped shopping at our local supermarket when they started selling skinless chickens
59:00 <Maurice> Only katatonic_kate01 is normal here
59:00 <TheRiddler> duck wings?
59:00 <Kynetic> thts an odd combination of parts to not like
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> THANK YOU!
59:00 <TheRiddler> or chicken wings?
59:00 <Serenity> breast meat is so bland
59:00 <Kynetic> usually ppl dislike either the white or the dark meat
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't want to eat meat off a bone
59:00 <Kynetic> not bits of both
59:00 <Maurice> Not if you cook it with the right stuff
59:00 <bonky> These healthy motherf*ckers need to get the hell out of our lives
59:00 <faux> Whooo is talking about ducks
59:00 <amsy> yum duck
59:00 <faux> Lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> dark meat yuck
59:00 <Maurice> Yum dick
59:00 <amelia> some guy with a kid stalked me down the aisles of bunnings with a creepy smile
59:00 <clubsamwich> i can't even say bunninks
59:00 <Dugnuts> i have literally never heard that
59:00 <amelia> I have never returned
59:00 <Mew> carolinka darlink im just going to bunninks sweety
59:00 <Mew> but ive heard aussie people call it bunninks too
59:00 <Dugnuts> she added a k to carolina?
59:00 <amelia> AHAHAH karolina such a polish name
59:00 <Dugnuts> thats just silly
59:00 <Mew> and micNowave
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