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00:00 <Loof> ecig and smoking cigs too
00:00 <Loof> not good
00:00 <Loof> :(
02:00 <Loof> someone needs to invent nicaffiene
02:00 <Loof> nicotine and caffiene in one :P
05:00 <Loof> fucking whitetail on my hand
05:00 <Loof> not sure if it bit me
05:00 <Loof> fuck
05:00 <Marlo> ...you'd feel pain wouldnt u
05:00 <Marlo> if it had bitten you
05:00 <Loof> hope so
06:00 <Marlo> lets hope it hasnt bit ya man, whitetails are like the most fucked up ever
06:00 <Loof> fuck
06:00 <Marlo> theres no effective anti-venom for their poison
06:00 <Marlo> and what their poison does is if it doesnt kill you, it causes severe gangrene on your flesh ann skin
07:00 <Loof> god i hate spiders
07:00 <Marlo> one bite by it and its pretty much a sentence of losing a limb or something, google whitetail spider victims on google images
07:00 <Loof> i see one every other week
08:00 <Loof> only a matter of time before my 3 year old gets bitten
08:00 <Loof> :(
08:00 <Marlo> if i had a choice to choose between a funnel web, redback or white tail spider bite, i'd choose the funnel web or redback. painful, yes, but at least my flesh won't rot off and look permanently like a zombie
08:00 <pandis> ahahaha
08:00 <Marlo> damn man thats most dangerous for a 3 yr old
08:00 <pandis> guy rings and says sorry he was pissed
08:00 <Marlo> their bodies aint as strong as adults
09:00 <pandis> MARIO
09:00 <pandis> omg
09:00 <pandis> meet simba
09:00 <Marlo> fumigate your house Loof
09:00 <pandis> what's a Marlo?
09:00 <Loof> i'll look into it tomorrow
09:00 <pandis> Marlon
09:00 <Loof> thanks man
09:00 <pandis> Loof want to read something
09:00 <Marlo> i hate spiders too
10:00 <Marlo> how on earth can a creature on this planet be so fucken alien
10:00 <Marlo> 8 limbs 8 fuckin eyes wtf
10:00 <pandis> Misery is the abominable conflict of emotions. Where comfort resides in silent suffering. The precipice when the suffocating fog lifts and all morbid curiosity is exchanged momentarily for clarity's presence, allowing an already broken soul to choose its own fate. Jump. Dive into that infernal abyss. Meet it there or be consumed by its ravenous hordes that spring out from darkness, those 
10:00 <pandis> that're empty and feed on fear.
10:00 <Marlo> what was god thinking when he created such a creature
10:00 <Marlo> must have been high
10:00 <pandis> ^_^
11:00 <pandis> hope u like that loofz
11:00 <Marlo> i have a crazy ass mate who owns a pet turantula
11:00 <pandis> wocklez!
11:00 <Marlo> cunt lets that spider crawl all over his arms n shoulders and shit
11:00 <pandis> fuck
11:00 <pandis> I mean I had a couple rats but they were rat
11:00 <pandis> s
11:00 <Loof> that's awesome pandis
12:00 <pandis> my mates spider go out
12:00 <pandis> THANKS LOOF
12:00 <Loof> who wrote it?
12:00 <pandis> <---
12:00 <pandis> of course
12:00 <pandis> lol
12:00 <Loof> wtf??!?! holy shit
12:00 <Loof> nice
12:00 <pandis> werd ^5
12:00 <Loof> ^5
12:00 <Loof> u one smart fucker
12:00 <pandis> nah
13:00 <pandis> it's just articulation
13:00 <Loof> brb i gotta talk to the wife about fumigation i'm shitscared
13:00 <pandis> when really I could have posted "Fuck life is shit.."
13:00 <pandis> lol
13:00 <pandis> kk cig 4 me hombre
20:00 <pandis> DAMN HER
20:00 <pandis> reh nmad.
21:00 <pandis> "You're boned.. James Boned."
26:00 <Loof> fuck
27:00 <Loof> fumigation doesn't work against white tails
27:00 <Loof> only spiders with webs
28:00 <Loof> At Exopest we would like to explain that a spider treatment in general these days will only effect web spinning spiders, since we are able to sight the webbing and apply pesticide directly to their harbourage and webs. Exopest do not recommend spraying for ground dwelling spiders, eg trap door spiders, wolf spiders
28:00 <Loof> Unfortunately nomadic spiders such as Huntsman and Whitetails do not have webs. They hunt their prey and roam from area to area. Spiders are affected when a pesticide is absorbed through their body surface (Cuticle). Therefore when we apply residual chemicals to surfaces we cannot rely on these Nomadic spiders coming in contact with the spray unless they decide to rest down on the treated surface, which is very rare. 
28:00 <Loof> :(
29:00 <Marlo> fuck
29:00 <Marlo> damn :/
30:00 <Marlo> i didnt know this either, and i was thinking of fumingating my house to prevent white tails 
30:00 <Loof> somebody should invent a virus that wipes them out
30:00 <Marlo> haha yeah
31:00 <Marlo> we've put so much effort into killing our fellow man with research and development of biological and chemical weapons
31:00 <Marlo> imagine if we put that effort into making one for these spiders
31:00 <Loof> yep would be good
31:00 <slinky_J> aye ur back
32:00 <slinky_J> i so high
32:00 <slinky_J> and no ocd bro
32:00 <slinky_J> ^5
32:00 <Loof> ^5
33:00 <slinky_J> werd
33:00 <slinky_J> the alcohol doesnt agree with this anti depressant
33:00 <slinky_J> on small doses like a six pack
33:00 <slinky_J> (Quit: Lemmings)
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> I need resties fkn
34:00 <slinky_J> i love ur nick
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Simpsons :)
34:00 <superflippersnipples> xD
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sexy
35:00 <superflippersnipples> Mr. Flippin U The Finger
35:00 <superflippersnipples> werd mang
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nice
35:00 <superflippersnipples> ahaha
35:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> I lost my virginity to a slav
35:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> in the back of a chip shop
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Me too.
35:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> she was forty
35:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> and after we were done 
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Same
35:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> I swear
36:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> she pulled on those lips
36:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> and spread her wings
36:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> and flew off
36:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> like a big pink bat.
36:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> ahahahahahaaha!
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Gawd
36:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
36:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> #needahug
37:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> ?
37:00 <superfunhappyslide> I need sleep
37:00 <superfunhappyslide> Can't
37:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> you're afraid?
37:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> I become afraid to sleep sometimes man
38:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol man
38:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lots of bros and mans here tonight
38:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's nice.
38:00 <superfunhappyslide> No not afraid
38:00 <slinky_J> ah
38:00 <slinky_J> wb
38:00 <superfunhappyslide> Trashed and unprepared
38:00 <Loof> ty :)
38:00 <slinky_J> what does that mean?
39:00 <slinky_J> unprepared?
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> I didn't buy sleepers
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> Now I'm chewing pillows
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> For next 6 hours can
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> *hours
39:00 <slinky_J> bro
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> No can lol that was typo lol
40:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sis
40:00 <slinky_J> five hours sleep is good for me
40:00 <slinky_J> lol!
40:00 <superfunhappyslide> Not bro
40:00 <slinky_J> Bravva
40:00 <slinky_J> it's all i usually get
41:00 <slinky_J> oh shit i forget im downloading every harry potter movie
41:00 <superfunhappyslide> Why
41:00 <superfunhappyslide> Harry Potter
41:00 <superfunhappyslide> Download better call Saul
42:00 <Loof> sorry i was rude to you before superfunhappyslide, u seem cool :)
42:00 <Loof> better call saul rules
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> How fkn awesome is it
42:00 <Loof> loving it
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> All good
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm cranky
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Even like if you step back
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> And look at the actual filming
43:00 <slinky_J> woo onto deathly hallows
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> The camera angles n shit
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Crazy
43:00 <slinky_J> mang
43:00 <slinky_J> i said
43:00 <slinky_J> i dont dl tv shows!
43:00 <Loof> it's genius man
43:00 <slinky_J> i dl movies
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> What's mang
43:00 <slinky_J> a fucking shit load
43:00 <slinky_J> it's slang
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Clearly I'm not down with the hip lingo
44:00 <slinky_J> oldschool slang.
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm old
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> I don't remember this
44:00 <slinky_J> im 32
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> 36
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> 
44:00 <slinky_J> im  not  worthy
44:00 <slinky_J> lol
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ok so back to mang
45:00 <Loof> i think its from scarface?
45:00 <Loof> how he calls everyone mang
45:00 <Loof> instead of man
45:00 <Loof> not sure
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> Maybe typo? Lol
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> And he's just running with it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmm
57:00 <Serenity> hmm indeed
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> I've got fomo
01:00 <Loof> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/burger-king-is-now-advertising-on-womens-breasts-in-russia-using-tittygram-10198449.html
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wow
02:00 <slinky_J> bbs Loof
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Highly amusing
02:00 <Loof> k man
07:00 <slinky_J> sorry
07:00 <slinky_J> this bong
08:00 <slinky_J> is so perfectly done for my left hand
08:00 <slinky_J> i cant stop
08:00 <slinky_J> bbs
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
10:00 <slinky_J> lolz
10:00 <slinky_J> k bbs now lol
16:00 <Loof> https://ca.screen.yahoo.com/buzz-feed/ears-older-004928857.html
17:00 <Loof> i only heard the first two lol ^
34:00 <Loof> cig with me slinky_J ?
34:00 <slinky_J> loofy
34:00 <slinky_J> yep cig time bro
44:00 <Loof> coffeeeeeee
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lavazza
44:00 <slinky_J> "My only fear of death is coming back to this bitch reencarnated"
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> The blue one
44:00 <slinky_J> best quote
44:00 <slinky_J> u ready
44:00 <Loof> gotta try Lavazza
44:00 <slinky_J> 'f you meet your master on the road kill him'
44:00 <slinky_J> If*
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> "Nothing is on fire, fire is on everything"
45:00 <Loof> i'm just slumming it with nescafe lol
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh I don't mind the moccona instant
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm off the Nescafé tho
45:00 <Loof> lol i should get moccona instead
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh it's good
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> I find Nescafé bitter now
46:00 <slinky_J> Since man first become
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> In comparison
46:00 <MsJellybean> Yeah right biggest coffee snob sfhs lol
46:00 <slinky_J> Swung from the trees
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> Shhh MsJellybean
46:00 <slinky_J> Sex exploits for leaves.
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
46:00 <slinky_J> Trade becomes currency!
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> When I run out of plunger stuff I'm forced to drink moccona and I can handle it just fine thanks
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sex exploits for leaves?
47:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hmm
47:00 <Loof> i should go plunger
48:00 <Loof> might have to look into that
48:00 <Loof> i drink enough of the stuff
48:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh go to the Asian shops with the random shit in them
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> And get like a $8 one cup plunger
49:00 <Loof> heaps of asian shops here
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> They're awesome
49:00 <Loof> i'm in springvale
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ahh
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Caroline springs
49:00 <Loof> not sure where that is
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Umm
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Basically
49:00 <MsJellybean> Far far away
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Saturday night from cbd
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Is $100 cab ride
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Fml
50:00 <Loof> fuck
50:00 <MsJellybean> Passport and cut lunch required lol
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeppp
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> And snacks
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lots of snacks
50:00 <MsJellybean> And pee bottles lol
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Haha
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> Tena lady?
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> So we have white pants confidence?
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol idk
51:00 <superfunhappyslide> 
51:00 <Loof> fucking white tail spiders
51:00 <Loof> still haven't relaxed from the fucker on my hand before
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh god
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> If that was me
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Fark
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Entire neighbourhood
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> Burned to the ground
52:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <Loof> i hate spiders sooo much
52:00 <superfunhappyslide> I am not even joking
53:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yup
53:00 <superfunhappyslide> I can't cope
53:00 <Loof> and white tails are the worst
54:00 <Loof> they just drop down from the ceiling onto you
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ugh
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Even huntsmans freak me out with their big hair legs
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> And their knees
54:00 <Loof> and if you get bitten by them it causes gangriene
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> Why do they have to have so many knees
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's not normal
55:00 <Loof> like Marlo said, god must have been on acid when he invented spiders
55:00 <superfunhappyslide> They gotta be here for a reason
55:00 <MsJellybean> Bet they say the same about you...she's not normal :-p
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
56:00 <slinky_J> soz im so quiet
56:00 <slinky_J> lolz
56:00 <superfunhappyslide> I only have two knees MsJellybean
56:00 <slinky_J> teh irony!
56:00 <slinky_J> so superfunhappyslide
56:00 <Loof> oh shit the ironing!!!
56:00 <Loof> :P
56:00 <slinky_J> how many knees does an elephant have?
56:00 <slinky_J> not a trick question..
57:00 <Loof> 1?
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Um is it like 2
57:00 <slinky_J> close
57:00 <slinky_J> yes
57:00 <slinky_J> 2
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Coz they bend weird
57:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
57:00 <slinky_J> because every mammal that walks on four legs
57:00 <slinky_J> the front are technically arms
57:00 <slinky_J> :P
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ahhhhh
58:00 <slinky_J> even the octopus has 6 legs and two arms
58:00 <slinky_J> :P
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> MsJellybean:
58:00 <MsJellybean> Not just a pretty face :-)
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> We're learning
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> The youngins
58:00 <slinky_J> one plus one equals a window
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> They teach
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> I learned a new word MsJellybean
58:00 <slinky_J> it's nice when there are nice people on
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> Mang
58:00 <MsJellybean> Share the wisdom
58:00 <slinky_J> :)
58:00 <slinky_J> MANG!
58:00 <superfunhappyslide> But idk what it means
59:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
59:00 <slinky_J> lol
59:00 <slinky_J> it just means 'man!'
59:00 <Loof> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mang
59:00 <Loof> there we go
59:00 <MsJellybean> Hmmm obviously they missed teaching you not to say words you don't know the meaning of lol
59:00 <Loof> wow i was right about scarface!
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ohhhhhh
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> I got it
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm a slow learner
00:00 <superfunhappyslide> Clearly
01:00 <Loof> who's they MsJellybean ?
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> You guys
01:00 <Loof> ah
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Said I was learndin stuffs
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Nthat
01:00 <superfunhappyslide> Idk 
02:00 <MsJellybean> That will learn ya super etc etc lol
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
02:00 <slinky_J> reading
02:00 <superfunhappyslide> etc etc
03:00 <slinky_J> increases capacity for storing memory
03:00 <slinky_J> just not trivial shit like in chatrooms.
03:00 <slinky_J> lol
03:00 <slinky_J> gaming enchances hand eye co-ordination
03:00 <slinky_J> ^5 Loof
04:00 <Loof> ^5 mang
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hey
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> That gaming stuff
04:00 <superfunhappyslide> Idk
04:00 <slinky_J> and you can't look at a Baboon at the zoo when it shuffles up to the glass and begins to masturbate.
04:00 <slinky_J> ;)
04:00 <slinky_J> Never ever, watch a Baboon masturbate.
04:00 <slinky_J> quote me on that when I'm feckin dead!
04:00 <Loof> and never ever maintain eye contact with it
05:00 <slinky_J> lol
05:00 <Loof> while it's masturbating
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wow
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> And don't lick your lips
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ever
05:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> And go mmmm
05:00 <Loof> rofl
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> That's just wrong
05:00 <superfunhappyslide> You hear that MsJellybean
05:00 <Loof> on so many levels
05:00 <slinky_J> i had to post that on fb
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
06:00 <slinky_J> you are like an onion lewf
06:00 <slinky_J> so many layers
06:00 <slinky_J> and when ur fried
06:00 <Loof> lol thanks man
06:00 <slinky_J> you're so sweet
06:00 <slinky_J> <3
06:00 <MsJellybean> I hear ya..amen to that sister lol
06:00 <Loof> ty <3
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> Makes people's eyes water
06:00 <slinky_J> yea bravva!
06:00 <slinky_J> :P
06:00 <slinky_J> ur awesome bro
06:00 <Loof> more coffeeee!
06:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol so much love
06:00 <Loof> u 2 bro <3
06:00 <Loof> brb
06:00 <slinky_J> xD xD
06:00 <slinky_J> and then there were two
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> 3
07:00 <slinky_J> in the bed and the little one said..
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> My bitch is still here
07:00 <slinky_J> oh MsJellybean
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> MsJellybean:
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yesh
07:00 <MsJellybean> Alwaya ;)
07:00 <slinky_J> roll over
07:00 <slinky_J> roll over!
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
07:00 <slinky_J> nick change time
07:00 <superfunhappyslide> And one got up and smothered the others with a pillow
08:00 <MsJellybean> attack super. ..we can take him lol
08:00 <leapfrogleapinghigh> falling fast into the sky.
08:00 <deadpandadolls> werd
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> I read that
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> As dead panadols
09:00 <deadpandadolls> dead pan da dolls
09:00 <deadpandadolls> dead pan like deadpan comedy
09:00 <deadpandadolls> not actually dead panda dolls
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
09:00 <deadpandadolls> but it became that
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Right
09:00 <superfunhappyslide> Like mang
10:00 <deadpandadolls> i have a fake band on twitter
10:00 <deadpandadolls> dead panda dolls
10:00 <deadpandadolls> lolz
10:00 <deadpandadolls> havent tweeted some lie for some time now
10:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
11:00 <deadpandadolls> :P
11:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
11:00 <deadpandadolls> had heaps of asian followers for a while
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hahaha
11:00 <deadpandadolls> gets kinda tiring but
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> You know what
11:00 <deadpandadolls> so i stopped
11:00 <deadpandadolls> what?
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> I love Asian people
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> They are seriously awesome
11:00 <deadpandadolls> my first two best friends were asian
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Best massages
11:00 <deadpandadolls> as in are, they are alive
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> They give us dumplings
11:00 <deadpandadolls> but that was kindy
12:00 <deadpandadolls> love dumplings
12:00 <deadpandadolls> but soft
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh god
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yes
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Steamed
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Always
12:00 <deadpandadolls> in hot water
12:00 <deadpandadolls> is good
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Well yes
12:00 <deadpandadolls> stead is good but water
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> That how it works
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Generally
12:00 <deadpandadolls> they are softer
12:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh boiled
12:00 <deadpandadolls> yes
12:00 <deadpandadolls> *nods*
12:00 <deadpandadolls> I have two chinese aunties :P
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Dumplings are amazing
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> With that vinegar and super chilli oil
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> That burns your stomach lining
13:00 <deadpandadolls> but the best dumplings I've ever had I bought from a friends Vietnamese+Chinese grocery
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh
13:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> I make me
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> I mean em
13:00 <deadpandadolls> you can do um
13:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
13:00 <deadpandadolls> oh
13:00 <deadpandadolls> no no
13:00 <deadpandadolls> i was thinking oysters for a second
14:00 <deadpandadolls> vietnamese spring roll dipping sauce
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> I see
14:00 <deadpandadolls> perfect with oysters
14:00 <deadpandadolls> and squid
14:00 <deadpandadolls> no batter just flower and only in for one second
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hmmmmmm not a fan
14:00 <deadpandadolls> you would be
14:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh i dunno
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oysters remind me of when you're sick and coughing lots
15:00 <deadpandadolls> what's your fav meat?
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> If you know what I mean
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Chicken
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Boobies
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> I don't like chicken on vine
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> I mean bone
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Stupid auto correct
15:00 <deadpandadolls> true they do taste and have the rofl fuck lol texture of phlegm
15:00 <superfunhappyslide> Brb
15:00 <MsJellybean> You mean wine
15:00 <deadpandadolls> however u spell that word, ok
15:00 <deadpandadolls> white wine in a ragu
15:00 <deadpandadolls> ;)
16:00 <deadpandadolls> beats red.
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> False alarm
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> I like red
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> But not in public
16:00 <MsJellybean> Sorry i have to disagree red wine all the way
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Coz I get hobo lips
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
16:00 <deadpandadolls> I've quit red now
16:00 <deadpandadolls> yea
16:00 <deadpandadolls> i getcha
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> Red only at home
16:00 <superfunhappyslide> White out
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> But yes MsJellybean  red way better
17:00 <deadpandadolls> my friend works for wolfblass
17:00 <deadpandadolls> so I just get red label off him
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh nice
17:00 <deadpandadolls> it's not nice after a zillion bottles
17:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Two fav whites ATM upside down and squealing pig
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Both Marlborough
17:00 <deadpandadolls> I like a heavy and dry red
17:00 <deadpandadolls> in a small glass.
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Love NZ white wine
18:00 <deadpandadolls> Italian style
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> And that fancy stuff you bought MsJellybean
18:00 <deadpandadolls> or I'd rather a sparkling red in a champagne glass.
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> That penfolds bin something
18:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm not quite into white wine yet.
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Epic
18:00 <deadpandadolls> i only use it for cooking
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Risotto
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> You cook?
18:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Seriously?
18:00 <superfunhappyslide> Awesome
18:00 <deadpandadolls> yes
19:00 <MsJellybean> Yours is the bomb :)
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
19:00 <deadpandadolls> awesome when ocd isnt on ur ass
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hey jelly
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> This guy cooks
19:00 <deadpandadolls> jelllleh!
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> Wtf
19:00 <deadpandadolls> yes
19:00 <deadpandadolls> he sooks!
19:00 <deadpandadolls> not The Hulk
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> I think we landed the only 2 in Melb that can't
19:00 <deadpandadolls> THE SULK
19:00 <deadpandadolls> soz
19:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
19:00 <deadpandadolls> naww not soz
19:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
20:00 <superfunhappyslide> What happend to loof
20:00 <deadpandadolls> um
20:00 <deadpandadolls> he has been up for a long time so maybe he has gone to bed
20:00 <deadpandadolls> or
20:00 <deadpandadolls> just coming back soon
20:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ok
20:00 <MsJellybean> Can we keep him mum please please please lol
20:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL
21:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bahahah
21:00 <superfunhappyslide> I think I might have to brb
21:00 <deadpandadolls> I can see these becoming some tween twilight irc talk soon
21:00 <deadpandadolls> O_o
21:00 <superfunhappyslide> Your skin has to sparkle in sunlight for that panda
22:00 <MsJellybean> Haha seen you sparkle a few times happy ;)
23:00 <deadpandadolls> wish
23:00 <deadpandadolls> that first movie is the best
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> False alarm again
23:00 <deadpandadolls> because it's the best kind of drive-in movie
23:00 <deadpandadolls> :P
24:00 <deadpandadolls> well you're not pregnant then!
24:00 <deadpandadolls> twice
24:00 <deadpandadolls> wb
24:00 <superfunhappyslide> Thanks
24:00 <superfunhappyslide> Argh
24:00 <superfunhappyslide> Where'd she go
24:00 <MsJellybean> Shh hiding
24:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh
24:00 <deadpandadolls> you can't hide from yourself!
24:00 <superfunhappyslide> There you are
24:00 <superfunhappyslide> Haha
25:00 <MsJellybean> You can if you believe you can
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> Rofl
25:00 <deadpandadolls> oh fuck
25:00 <deadpandadolls> oh bro wb
25:00 <deadpandadolls> anyway oh fuck
25:00 <Loof> ty :)
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> Why what
25:00 <deadpandadolls> i should write something right now
25:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hey
25:00 <deadpandadolls> bbs
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oki
27:00 <MsJellybean> So is it just you and me happy?
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> I think so
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> So
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> This place Saffer picked
28:00 <superfunhappyslide> Have you heard of it before or been with them
29:00 <MsJellybean> Yeah we went there for alan's going away
29:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ahh
29:00 <superfunhappyslide> Any good
29:00 <superfunhappyslide> Or is it Saffer good
30:00 <MsJellybean> Do these amazing pulled pork burgers
30:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ok so that's not going to help me
30:00 <superfunhappyslide> Well work it out tomorrow
30:00 <superfunhappyslide> Damn vegetarians
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> ;-)
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ok so how about that local sports team
33:00 <deadpandadolls> k so i wrote some gay shit
33:00 <deadpandadolls> n posted it on fb
33:00 <deadpandadolls> it's not gay tbh lolz
33:00 <Maurice> What
33:00 <deadpandadolls> just weird man O_o
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> Post
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> Cmon
34:00 <Maurice> You said it was gay, but now it's not?
34:00 <deadpandadolls> well
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> It's bi curious?
34:00 <deadpandadolls> you hardly ever like something you write
34:00 <Maurice> It's a piece of shit?
34:00 <Maurice> I write lots of things I like
34:00 <deadpandadolls> no it's perceptive observation
34:00 <deadpandadolls> Loving is forgetting. Happiness is wonder and infatuation is curiosity, fame is knowing little when little is known about you and gain is something you lose the time you shut your eyes for the last. Some people are made mad by what's taken from them. It's not their sight but their dignity. Caring is letting go. Some people do not feel, and yet a great many die from feeling. Illness is a 
34:00 <deadpandadolls> virtue. A martyr not a footnote for Rome. Sharing is deceitful. Be weary the one that comes bare-skinned and asks only to drink. Killing is means to a beginning, of more killing. Beget that which begets and so on and such and such. Emotion is learning. Empathy is when I feel you and you feel me..
35:00 <Maurice> Yeah, I want to spew
35:00 <deadpandadolls> any reaction is a good reaction.
35:00 <Maurice> It's not
36:00 <Maurice> Thats like saying no news is good news, generally no news means death
36:00 <deadpandadolls> well
36:00 <deadpandadolls> technically
36:00 <deadpandadolls> there are no bad reactions
36:00 <deadpandadolls> sorry but that's just true.
36:00 <deadpandadolls> because a reaction cannot be good or bad
36:00 <deadpandadolls> it just is
36:00 <Maurice> Yes there are, reactions can be bad, hence bad reactions
36:00 <Maurice> Then beehhh joins
36:00 <Maurice> Ugh
37:00 <deadpandadolls> okay
37:00 <deadpandadolls> that's true too, ofcourse
37:00 <deadpandadolls> but take away emotion
37:00 <deadpandadolls> and morality
37:00 <deadpandadolls> and all that shite.
37:00 <Maurice> My reaction to my kitten dying? Fucking bad.
37:00 <Maurice> Thats a bad reaction
37:00 <Maurice> Nothing good about it
37:00 <deadpandadolls> and any reaction in nature
37:00 <deadpandadolls> what ever the consequence, a species wiped out say
37:00 <deadpandadolls> does not make it bad
38:00 <Maurice> Take away all of that and there is NO emotion
38:00 <deadpandadolls> well
38:00 <deadpandadolls> emotions are only existent in our minds
38:00 <deadpandadolls> and are quite irrelevent
38:00 <Maurice> Hang on, a species wiped out is ok? Not bad?
38:00 <Maurice> What the fuck
38:00 <deadpandadolls> really..
39:00 <deadpandadolls> there are more animals on this planet that have no emotion
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hang on
39:00 <deadpandadolls> and're quite successfull.
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> Did you see that baby elephant
39:00 <Maurice> Like what
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> That got reunited with its mum
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> After 4 years
39:00 <deadpandadolls> nup
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> It cried
39:00 <Maurice> Lke the african Rhino becoming extinct?
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> Tears
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> So memory and recognition and emotion
39:00 <deadpandadolls> well yeah they're consciously aware of themselves
39:00 <Maurice> Don't be stupid, superfunhappyslide, thats ridic..
39:00 <superfunhappyslide> All present
39:00 <deadpandadolls> and have a great memory
39:00 <deadpandadolls> etc
40:00 <MsJellybean> Cant control events but can control your reactions to them
40:00 <beehhh> total recall is back
40:00 <deadpandadolls> did you know that they aren't domesticated? superfunhappyslide
40:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNU_jrPxs-0
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Terminator: Genisys Official Trailer #2 (2015) - Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie HD Views: 2,487,662 Uploader: MOVIECLIPS Trailers Uploaded: Apr 13, 2015 Duration: 2m32s Rating: 4.71
40:00 <Maurice> And beehhh ruins it like always
40:00 <deadpandadolls> Maurice, you're right that there're good and bad reactions
40:00 <Maurice> I know I am
40:00 <Maurice> I said it just above
41:00 <deadpandadolls> from a human and any animal that is self aware's point of view.
41:00 <Maurice> Reactions and opinions are different
41:00 <deadpandadolls> But I just mean in the grand scheme of things where the universe is in a constant state of disorder and entropy
41:00 <deadpandadolls> we're kind've the odd ones out when it comes to all that being normal.
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Who said its in disorder though
42:00 <Maurice> I have opinions and come across as a bad arse, but my kitten died and my reaction was devestation
42:00 <Maurice> I sobbed for 3 days
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Who decides shits bad
42:00 <deadpandadolls> because it is in constant conflict with itself.
42:00 <deadpandadolls> not intentional
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Is it
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Or is that how you perceive it
42:00 <deadpandadolls> but there's nothing rational behind the behaviour of what happens in the universe
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> I need drugs. Lol
42:00 <superfunhappyslide> Something anything anyone ? Lol
42:00 <deadpandadolls> it either happens or it just keeps happening..
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> And non of it is controlled
43:00 <Maurice> I scratched my car today, it's only 5 months old, sad
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> Oh that sux
43:00 <superfunhappyslide> I hate it when that happens
43:00 <deadpandadolls> how can it be controlled and by whom, that old fairytale God?
43:00 <Maurice> The tree moved and scratched the mirror
43:00 <MsJellybean> The first one hurts the most..ouch
44:00 <deadpandadolls> `quote <@Maurice> The tree moved and scratched the mirror
44:00 <Maurice> This is the 2nd, my husband scratch it when it was only 5 days old
44:00 <deadpandadolls> oh fkn wheres quote thing
44:00 <beehhh> you should hire a robocabbie
44:00 <beehhh> like me
44:00 <Maurice> Uhm if you mean MeGusta, it's !addquotw
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bubble wrap
44:00 <superfunhappyslide> The car
44:00 <Maurice> Er quote
44:00 <beehhh> liz from wilsons my friend
44:00 <deadpandadolls> Er quote!
45:00 <deadpandadolls> que pasa
45:00 <deadpandadolls> eh tehnido que matar eh mucho hente!
45:00 <Maurice> We own 2 brand new cars, my husband scratched the 60k one a day after we got it
45:00 <Maurice> Then scratched mine 5 days in
45:00 <Maurice> Jerk
45:00 <MsJellybean> Grounds for divorce i tell you
45:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
46:00 <superfunhappyslide> You need to make him sleep in the damn tub
46:00 <Maurice> I'd divorce him, but his dick is great :D
46:00 <beehhh> https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3262/2872175353_5ce6601d6b_o.jpg
46:00 <beehhh> this her car perhaps
47:00 <Maurice> Why would that be my car?
47:00 <MsJellybean> I know we haven't officially been introduced but you dont need to marry them to get their dicks
47:00 <beehhh> Its mine
47:00 <Maurice> My husband isnt a tranny who shoots medicine balls out of her snatch
47:00 <Maurice> Damn, I've been married for 11 yrs
47:00 <Maurice> Silly me
47:00 <beehhh> sex is great unless you've got a chopped one
48:00 <Maurice> Chopped what
48:00 <Bonny> liver?
48:00 <Maurice> Dick?
48:00 <MsJellybean> Because when you marry them you get their dicks and the dirty underwear they come in lol
48:00 <beehhh> 2morrow i watch avenger age of ultron
49:00 <Maurice> I really want to see the new Avengers
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol MsJellybean
49:00 <Maurice> But I want to know what the other is
49:00 <beehhh> anything on her i'd munch on
49:00 <superfunhappyslide> Some of us are lucky enough to get boxer shorts strewn around the bedroom too
49:00 <Bonny> there's that thing called a washing machine so it's not you have the hand wash the dirty jocks
49:00 <Maurice> I throw my boxers around the room..
50:00 <MsJellybean> Crusty crusty crusty lol
50:00 <beehhh> the thing died in pollution
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bobby there is a laundry hamper in the ensuite
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> I'm still picking up clothes off the floor around the hamper
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> Which remains empty
50:00 <superfunhappyslide> #woglife
50:00 <beehhh> got my MBA offer from england
50:00 <Maurice> I'm still only reading Bonny
51:00 <beehhh> maybe for MBA at wellington vic in 5years time approved by Aaaaqis
53:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfOZWGLT1JM
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ant-Man Official Trailer #1 (2015) - Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly Marvel Movie HD Views: 1,785,170 Uploader: MOVIECLIPS Trailers Uploaded: Apr 13, 2015 Duration: 2m30s Rating: 4.89
57:00 <beehhh> England issue you offer letter before you even complete your course
58:00 <Loof> cross my heart and hope to die, i'm in love with the red eye red eye
03:00 <Bastardly_One> well
05:00 <Maurice> Lol fuck, xmas vid of my son, I was so lame
08:00 <deadpandadolls> i got it
08:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/t31.0-8/11088747_998353683538454_5828642511167379403_o.jpg
08:00 <deadpandadolls> I just wish to be free, from these violent memories sent from my doppleganger me.
10:00 <deadpandadolls> um
10:00 <Maurice> Ugh, lies and slanders and fucktardness
10:00 <deadpandadolls> i gotta save that.
10:00 <deadpandadolls> so true lewf
11:00 <Loof> ikr
11:00 <Loof> <3
11:00 <deadpandadolls> aye here
12:00 <deadpandadolls> I just wish to be free of me
12:00 <deadpandadolls> From you inside of me inside of you
12:00 <deadpandadolls> The chains that bond you and I
12:00 <deadpandadolls> These doppelgangers of you and of me
12:00 <deadpandadolls> werd
12:00 <Loof> truth
12:00 <deadpandadolls> :D :D xD ^5
12:00 <deadpandadolls> yup
12:00 <Loof> ^5
13:00 <deadpandadolls> I'm in the best mood man
13:00 <deadpandadolls> listening to Velvet Acid Christ
13:00 <Maurice> I have watched 5 shows, no dopplegangers
13:00 <Maurice> Stop making shit up
14:00 <Loof> good stuff bro
14:00 <deadpandadolls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCDrWtWpXPc
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Velvet Acid Christ - Slut Views: 325,690 Uploader: Dahnyel Uploaded: Apr 2, 2007 Duration: 6m43s Rating: 4.89
14:00 <deadpandadolls> listen to this
14:00 <Maurice> No
14:00 <deadpandadolls> it's some kick ass industrial
14:00 <deadpandadolls> from nineties
15:00 <Maurice> You two are like fraternal twins
15:00 <Loof> fucking awesome
15:00 <Loof> love it
15:00 <Maurice> Both fucked
15:00 <deadpandadolls> no
15:00 <deadpandadolls> Maurice
15:00 <deadpandadolls> it is you that is fucked
16:00 <deadpandadolls> for your opinion means nothing
16:00 <Loof> same
16:00 <Maurice> Yeah no
16:00 <deadpandadolls> so get that through your fucking head already.
16:00 <deadpandadolls> don't ruin our great vibes with your downer bs
16:00 <Loof> ^
16:00 <deadpandadolls> <3 bro
16:00 <deadpandadolls> cig 
16:00 <Loof> <3
16:00 <Loof> nice idea
16:00 <deadpandadolls> :P
17:00 <Loof> lets not let anyone come between us man, like i said
17:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah bro
17:00 <Loof> wb
17:00 <deadpandadolls> I do need to calm my temper 
17:00 <deadpandadolls> wb 2
17:00 <deadpandadolls> n brb cig
17:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hey
20:00 <deadpandadolls> EARWIG!
21:00 <superfunhappyslide> Was it in your ear
21:00 <deadpandadolls> nah
21:00 <deadpandadolls> picked the little guy up and put him outside yo
21:00 <deadpandadolls> xD
21:00 <superfunhappyslide> Then you're safe!
22:00 <deadpandadolls> should have put it in the fish tank with the fish
22:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
22:00 <deadpandadolls> like a turtle with a mealworm!
22:00 <deadpandadolls> xD
22:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ha
22:00 <deadpandadolls> I've been dying to catch a fly in my hand and see if one would eat it
23:00 <superfunhappyslide> A fish or turtle
23:00 <deadpandadolls> the fish
23:00 <deadpandadolls> like only if the fly was inside and fucking me off
23:00 <deadpandadolls> cause then I wouldnt feel bad
23:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
24:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lol
24:00 <deadpandadolls> it's so cute with these fish when they tire of swimming and they kinda pair off and rest at the bottom and then group up and rest, sah cute
25:00 <deadpandadolls> and like that
25:00 <deadpandadolls> he was gone.
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Howdy
26:00 <Loof> sup
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> Not much
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Lotsa snoring
27:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> When are you going to close your eyes
31:00 <Loof> me?
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> Never she said
31:00 <Loof> ah
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> Neverrrrr
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh you
31:00 <Loof> NEVERRRRRRRRRRR
31:00 <Loof> plenty of time for sleep when i'm dead
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> Try
31:00 <superfunhappyslide> I mean true
32:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> Typo
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> Stupid iPhone
32:00 <superfunhappyslide> Predictive text
32:00 <Loof> yeah i figured
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> Should have got the Samsung
33:00 <Loof> yep
33:00 <Loof> :P
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> I had the s4
33:00 <superfunhappyslide> I hated it
33:00 <Loof> i have an s5
34:00 <Loof> note 2 before that
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Ah nice
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> I've had iPhones
34:00 <Loof> iphone before that
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Changed to Samsung
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Got annoyed back to iPhone
34:00 <superfunhappyslide> Now more annoyed
34:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Can't fart without connecting to iTunes first
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Bah
35:00 <Loof> i know that's what i hated
35:00 <superfunhappyslide> Rubbish
36:00 <Loof> plus you cant replace the battery
36:00 <Loof> without taking it to the store
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> New Samsung you can't either
36:00 <Loof> fuck :(
36:00 <Loof> the s6?
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yup
36:00 <Loof> well that fucks that
37:00 <Loof> guess i'll be going sony or some shit
37:00 <superfunhappyslide> Yeh no shit
37:00 <superfunhappyslide> How annoying
37:00 <Loof> yep
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Shouldn't sigh
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> You'll get bloated
11:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sighing fills up belly with air
25:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> 
26:00 <superfunhappyslide> What
27:00 <superfunhappyslide> Sighing blahing
23:00 <zaim> http://store.steampowered.com/app/363620/
33:00 <British^Meat> [02:47] <Loof> lets not let anyone come between us man, like i said
33:00 <British^Meat> [02:47] <deadpandadolls> yeah bro
33:00 <British^Meat> It'll happen, it ALWAYS happens
38:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
39:00 <British^Meat> greets
49:00 <Serenity> lol British^Meat
56:00 <British^Meat> friendships on irc are made to be broken
57:00 <British^Meat> tis the ebb and flow of the ying and yang of austnet
51:00 <stompin> bored
59:00 <slinky_J> Boned
59:00 <slinky_J> James Boned.
01:00 <stompin> go get a job.
01:00 <slinky_J> https://youtu.be/kU9-TKRkaUw
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Monkey Rapes Frog Views: 187,847 Uploader: ReUploadedProduction Uploaded: May 13, 2012 Duration: 2m1s Rating: 3.70
01:00 <slinky_J> give me a blow job
01:00 <slinky_J> remember to tickle the sack babez
11:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3z8KLRQzUQ
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ned Calls Crayola (UNCENSORED) Views: 222,751 Uploader: dickhertz94 Uploaded: Mar 5, 2009 Duration: 3m26s Rating: 4.79
12:00 <slinky_J> large whale penis
13:00 <Mew> Doodle I'm nearly in Ballarat! 
14:00 <Mew> lets bang
14:00 <Mew> xoxo
14:00 <slinky_J> shhh if Picard finds out he'll go on a fucking rampage
15:00 <Mew> where's Picard?
16:00 <flee> Hello Melbourne. Im flee
17:00 <slinky_J> He is in every dark alley, under every girls bed, in every womans closet
17:00 <slinky_J> Picard has rapedar
17:00 <slinky_J> :o
18:00 <Mew> aha 
18:00 <flee> Auto Play Enabled.
19:00 <slinky_J> haha
21:00 <flee> I can heara gunfire
21:00 <stompin> dead
22:00 <stompin> been sick sucksssss
22:00 <flee> sounds like a 9mm
22:00 <stompin> mew what r u going to ballarat for?
23:00 <flee> visit her bf in jail
24:00 <TheRiddler> I'm changing telstra plans to a cheaper 1
24:00 <TheRiddler> $45
24:00 <flee> 4G ?
25:00 <Mew> On the way to Melbourne from SA stompin
25:00 <TheRiddler> they only offer 4g now
25:00 <slinky_J> fkn should've bought a new controller yesterday
26:00 <Mew> oh and for a wedding lol
26:00 <Mew> I'm in Horsham atm
27:00 <British^Meat> sometimes when i say awesome i say horsham
27:00 <British^Meat> its like, my thing
27:00 <flee> my jokes database is broken
28:00 <TheRiddler> horse ham
28:00 <slinky_J> fuck Horsham!
28:00 <TheRiddler> whore sham
28:00 <slinky_J> in de-butt.
28:00 <British^Meat> shamwow
29:00 <slinky_J> I want to go back to Morgan for another weekend, that joint was chill
33:00 <stompin> mew horsham is even more of a hole@
34:00 <stompin> mew thats a long ass drive why not fly
40:00 <Mew> we're flying back stompin
40:00 <stompin> arh
41:00 <stompin> been at home suckssssssssss
42:00 <British^Meat> y @ hm? Y nt OuT?
42:00 <stompin> cause im fucking sick,
43:00 <British^Meat> what is your ailment?
46:00 <stompin> no brain.
46:00 <British^Meat> damn
46:00 <British^Meat> i mean, dayemm
50:00 <faux> http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-04-23/these-are-the-happiest-countries-in-the-world
50:00 <faux> lol.
51:00 <faux> I love how Australia and new Zealand are suddenly one country
52:00 <faux> "Women are happier in australia-new Zealand"
53:00 <stompin> hhaha
53:00 <stompin> nz just got a 6.4 quake too
53:00 <stompin> fuck been there.
58:00 <slinky_J> cant stand kiwi accent
58:00 <slinky_J> and sheep cant stand kiwi penis
59:00 <stompin> slinky_J why is nz lamb so tender then slinky_J/
00:00 <stompin> its cause when we've finished fucking it we put it on meat trays and send it to aus for u fools to eat.
00:00 <doctor> that sounds horrible
01:00 <slinky_J> lol stompin
01:00 <slinky_J> I don't eat lamb.
01:00 <flee> i made u
01:00 <slinky_J> I like goat meat.
08:00 <flee> blood
08:00 <stompin> bored
08:00 <stompin> thinking shoping run to the supermarket
24:00 <flee> times money
24:00 <stompin> fuck sydney is full of retards.
26:00 <flee> getting naked on my greenscreen
27:00 <stompin> MsJellybean tits out for the boys ;)
28:00 <MsJellybean> Sorry sugar into men not boys ;)
33:00 <stompin> :(
34:00 <stompin> not even sick boys
36:00 <MsJellybean> especially sick  boys....you have boy germs  lol
43:00 <slinky_J> MsJellybean ur back
44:00 <slinky_J> SickBoy
44:00 <MsJellybean> Yep....cant stay away lol
44:00 <slinky_J> lol
45:00 <slinky_J> just keep your germy girl fingers away from my screen!
46:00 <slinky_J> can I ask, did you eat MrJellybean like after you mated?
47:00 <MsJellybean> Haha sorry don't touch screens on first chat
47:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
48:00 <MsJellybean> Yep and he loved every second ;)
48:00 <slinky_J> I wear a body condom so as I won't catch a computer virus
48:00 <slinky_J> ;) hot
48:00 <slinky_J> like a praying mantis ey
48:00 <slinky_J> sex was great, time for lunch!
48:00 <slinky_J> *nom nom*
49:00 <MsJellybean> Exactly!! sex hard work...one needs to keep up their strength
50:00 <Doodle> MsJellybean said hard
50:00 <slinky_J> yup
50:00 <slinky_J> uh OH!
50:00 <slinky_J> Doodle is hard again!
50:00 <Doodle> :o
51:00 <slinky_J> did simba die?
52:00 <slinky_J> :/ legalize poo popplez
52:00 <MsJellybean> Doodle you are too easy lol
52:00 <Doodle> you know it
52:00 <slinky_J> butt he is good in bed
52:00 <slinky_J> hehe butt
52:00 <Doodle> teehehe
53:00 <slinky_J> I like Doodle on the water bed coz once we've finished he gets in and swims around like a cute little otter aaawwwwwww
53:00 <slinky_J> sah cute
53:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
53:00 <slinky_J> shrugz
54:00 <MsJellybean> Question slinky. ..how do you know how good doodle is in bed?
55:00 <slinky_J> I watch him
55:00 <slinky_J> all
55:00 <slinky_J> the
55:00 <slinky_J> time
55:00 <slinky_J> ;)
55:00 <Doodle> yeah i sleep like a motherfucker
55:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
55:00 <Doodle> cos thats all that goes on in my bed lol
56:00 <slinky_J> lol
56:00 <slinky_J> my bed is like pls stop doin this to mi
56:00 <slinky_J> we were sposed to be fwends!
56:00 <slinky_J> I DONT KNOW THIS PERSON!!
56:00 <slinky_J> y slinky Y!
57:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <MsJellybean> Haha..up coming movie. .slinky bed of horrors
58:00 <Doodle> MsJellybean said coming
01:00 <flee> interesting characters here today
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish !
03:00 <flee> mud sticks katatonic_kate01
03:00 <Skirmish> Hello! 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
04:00 <Skirmish> nomuch. Just trying to get emails to work on my mac with wireless internet since my home internet is borken because of the storm. 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh!
08:00 <Doodle> BORKEN
08:00 <slinky_J> Slinky's Bed Of Horrors
08:00 <slinky_J> i like it
08:00 <slinky_J> ahehehe
09:00 <slinky_J> the weather is so fucked
09:00 <slinky_J> cloudy one moment, sunny the next, raining then sunny then cloudy
09:00 <slinky_J> weather's had too many bongs yo
10:00 <Doodle> me driving to work: https://www.facebook.com/doanthang24/videos/10206221267347541/
14:00 <doctor> cool dude
15:00 <doctor> i wouldnt mind him being my taxi driver
17:00 <zaim> now that is an overbite
20:00 <stylesp> hi
21:00 <TheRon> breasts??
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock??
22:00 <TheRon> chicken?
22:00 <stylesp> chat?
23:00 <stylesp> hmm
24:00 <TheRon> how about them knicks
27:00 <flee> TheRon is of good character
27:00 <TheRon> i really am
28:00 <slinky_J> I want to make moonshine
28:00 <slinky_J> lolz
28:00 <slinky_J> call it Slinky's Stinkin' Ass Liqour
28:00 <TheRon> dukes of hazard style
30:00 <slinky_J> Dudes of Lizards
31:00 <StrykerX> Slinky's Stinkin' Ass
31:00 <StrykerX> That's all I took out of that sentence
34:00 <stylesp> yeah
35:00 <stylesp> lil what are we having?
36:00 <StrykerX> Dinner at 10am?
36:00 <stylesp> lol
36:00 <TheRon> chops and vegies
36:00 <stylesp> chop of?
36:00 <TheRon> lamb
37:00 <stylesp> thought it was chicken
37:00 <flee> meat eater
38:00 <slinky_J> lol StrykerX
38:00 <slinky_J> Slinky J's Stank Butt Moonshine!
39:00 <flee> my character for a story im writing is a alcoholic vampire
39:00 <stylesp> but slinky_j is not a girl
40:00 <TheRon> rock the casbah
40:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
40:00 <slinky_J> alcoholic vampire
40:00 <slinky_J> Jim Jarmusch kind've beat you to that with his film Only Lovers Left Alive
41:00 <slinky_J> a suicidal vampire
41:00 <TheRon> charlie sheen in the lead role
41:00 <slinky_J> fuck sheen to hell
41:00 <slinky_J> he's done for
41:00 <slinky_J> he couldn't get a lead role in a film these days.
42:00 <stylesp> but he could get you>?
43:00 <flee> im thinking of character atrritubes
44:00 <slinky_J> well
44:00 <slinky_J> flee it never hurts to check something else out
44:00 <slinky_J> might even help
44:00 <slinky_J> https://yts.to/movie/only-lovers-left-alive-2013
44:00 <slinky_J> this is all about the characters, it's not some slasher vampire flick it's a drama with a most rockin' rock'n'roll soundtrack
44:00 <slinky_J> check out the trailer.
45:00 <stylesp> do we have to?
45:00 <slinky_J> I bet you've never seen a vampire film like this
45:00 <TheRon> the obligatory tits out in the movie??
45:00 <slinky_J> well if he's writing about a vampire
45:00 <slinky_J> it's worth doing the research
45:00 <stylesp> thought he was basing it on you?
47:00 <Grim> :)
51:00 <stylesp> hmm
54:00 <stompin> bored
54:00 <TheRon> beer?
55:00 <Grim> Goldan Ale is nice
55:00 <Grim> tried it other day
55:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
56:00 <TheRon> it is good squichee
56:00 <Loof> coopers sparkling ale mmmm
57:00 <Dugnuts> i quite like coopers clear
57:00 <Grim> pale ale is noiceee
57:00 <Loof> ye
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts: its good huh?
57:00 <Dugnuts> yup
58:00 <Grim> Coopers make nice beer
58:00 <stompin> coopers beer is ass.
58:00 <stompin> esp that coopers green crap
58:00 <Grim> you drink arse do you?
58:00 <Grim> thought so
59:00 <TokenDaRing> stompin enjoys a nice warm cup of his own piss
59:00 <Grim> think so
01:00 <TheRon> is there anything beer can't do?
01:00 <Grim> cooking farting
01:00 <Grim> what else?
01:00 <TheRon> beer can cook
01:00 <Grim> in cooking yes
02:00 <TheRon> beer makes batter, stews and a beautifully moist roast chicken
02:00 <Grim> yes
06:00 <faux> eheh moisy
06:00 <faux> Moist
07:00 <stompin> mke u moist
07:00 <stompin> with my ten foot long dick.
08:00 <faux> Gross
08:00 <faux> Don't be vulgar.
08:00 <stompin> u missed me didnt u
09:00 <TokenDaRing> faux: he's just compensating by showing off a whale penis
09:00 <faux> dix
10:00 <faux> Riddle me this 8=======D
11:00 <mrgrumpy> ducks have the largest penis proportionate to size amongst the animal kingdom - if I were to have another dick it'd be a duck dick
12:00 <mrgrumpy> there's some insect with one even bigger
12:00 <mrgrumpy> but I'd rather not have an insectoid todger
13:00 <TheRiddler> 8==============d
13:00 <TheRiddler> oops
14:00 <faux> Your knob is broked
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <Loof> TheKidFiddler
16:00 <Loof> gtfo
17:00 <TheRon> ben lee - cigarettes will kill you
17:00 <TheRiddler> who is that?
17:00 <TheRon> ever seen crackerjack?
17:00 <TheRiddler> nope
18:00 <TheRon> well you should
18:00 <TheRon> it's about lawn bowls
19:00 <TheRiddler> yeah I know
19:00 <TheRiddler> faux
19:00 <TheRiddler> when is your team playing?
19:00 <stylesp> why do you play?
20:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
20:00 <TheRiddler> hai Sunbeam
20:00 <Sunbeam> hi TheRiddler :)
24:00 <TheRon> anzac day tomorrow
24:00 <Grim> all day too
24:00 <TheRon> big breakky then it's beering all day
25:00 <Loof> imagine the smell of TheRiddler's dildo
25:00 <TheRon> not while i'm eating!!
25:00 <stylesp> theron who are you eating?
27:00 <TheRon> saying your mum would be sinking to your level
27:00 <slinky_J> leewf
27:00 <slinky_J> bbs
27:00 <slinky_J> gettin high with neighbour lolzzz
28:00 <slinky_J> i was gonna wait till like 10pm ffs
28:00 <Loof> cool man
32:00 <stylesp> really
41:00 <TheRon> breasts?
42:00 <stylesp> not yours
42:00 <TheRon> no not mine
43:00 <faux> Tomorrow 4pm ash
44:00 <TheRon> go storm
44:00 <faux> 5 games tomorrow 
44:00 <faux> From 11:45am - 8pm
44:00 <TheRon> the drinking starts at 11 when the saints play carlton
45:00 <faux> Storms at 6
45:00 <TheRon> nice
45:00 <TheRon> might be awake we'll see
46:00 <stebie> go victory
46:00 <stebie> champions!!!
47:00 <TheRon> stebie premiership or plate whats your view?
47:00 <TheRon> finals or best record?
47:00 <slinky_J> aha Loof
47:00 <slinky_J> we're going over our garden
48:00 <stebie> both
48:00 <slinky_J> and he wants to get out the fucken rose bushes too
48:00 <stebie> winners
48:00 <slinky_J> havent even bonged up yet
48:00 <TheRon> i know people who don't like the finals
48:00 <slinky_J> winning is spending a nite with stebie <3
48:00 <slinky_J> ;)
49:00 <TheRon> he buys you those beers with the lemon on top, it's not too bad i'm telling you
51:00 <TheRon> like a bat out of hell i'll be gone when the morning comes
51:00 <TheRiddler> 4pm your time or my time?
51:00 <stebie> ^_-
52:00 <stebie> TheRon, i guess the same could apply to any sport
52:00 <stebie> minor premiers would rather leave it at that
52:00 <stebie> (ihn AFL i mean)
52:00 <stebie> *in
52:00 <TheRon> afl is different
52:00 <stebie> how so?
52:00 <TheRon> afl is all about the finals
53:00 <TheRon> it's just an aussie thing
53:00 <stebie> them silly aussies...
53:00 <stebie> bbl o/
55:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
55:00 <TheRiddler> cya
55:00 <stylesp> cool
57:00 <TheRon> the san antonio spurs rule
01:00 <TheRon> fleetwood mac - rihanna
02:00 <faux> My time
02:00 <stylesp> you sure
02:00 <MrMark> are we all naked and having an orgy yet?
02:00 <TheRon> we're having a porgy
02:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/QCT0cPe.jpg
03:00 <TheRon> fleetwood mac MrMark 
03:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/4z5W8rl.jpg
03:00 <couleurs> me
06:00 <TheRon> living nextdoor to alan
06:00 <stylesp> well thats a mistake huh
10:00 <couleurs> happy anzacs day everyone
11:00 <TheRon> santa clause you cunt where's me fucking bike
11:00 <Dugnuts> heh
11:00 <Dugnuts> nice script
13:00 <MrMark> yeah santa clause wheres my fucking skateboard from 1985
13:00 <MrMark> my skateboard got lost in aust post
13:00 <MrMark> it will arrive soon
14:00 <Dugnuts> awww
14:00 <Dugnuts> so how are we all today folks?
14:00 <MrMark> far too sober
14:00 <Dugnuts> everyone enjoying the start of the weekend?
14:00 <Dugnuts> its well past beer oclock
14:00 <Dugnuts> no excuses now mate
15:00 <MrMark> sorry sir
15:00 <TheRon> do you fuck on first dates?
15:00 <TheRon> does your dad own a brewery
15:00 <Dugnuts> so you should be
15:00 <TheRon> can i feel your tits or will you show them to me
16:00 <MrMark> come said the boy...lets go down to the sand
19:00 <TheRon> carn the dees
20:00 <flee> Light is the fastest-moving stuff in the universe. It travels at an incredible 300,000 kilometers (186,000 miles) per second.
21:00 <TheRon> my farts can travel across a room
21:00 <flee> facetime
21:00 <flee> snapchat
22:00 <flee> any chicks wanna dance around on camera
23:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/fHI6xWO.jpg
26:00 <TheRon> couleurs: did you know the melbourne victory are champs for 2014-15
26:00 <couleurs> no
28:00 <TheRon> north korea won the asian cup
30:00 <stompin> o_O
30:00 <couleurs> i thought they weren't allowed to soccer
30:00 <couleurs> or anything
30:00 <TheRon> kim jong un told us they won it
30:00 <couleurs> CuTe
31:00 <couleurs> what about the champions league Ron... the 1 that matters!!!
31:00 <couleurs> only 4 left!!!
31:00 <TheRon> bayern?
31:00 <nate> playing couleurs in fifa is better ;l
31:00 <Dugnuts> heh
32:00 <couleurs> 8)
32:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/ChampionsLeague/status/591508586137686016
33:00 <nate> TheRon do u enjoy bbq's?
33:00 <TheRon> yes!
33:00 <nate> bbq's with 80's music?
34:00 <TheRon> yes!
34:00 <flee> Light is the fastest-moving stuff in the universe. It travels at an incredible 300,000 kilometers (186,000 miles) per second. That’s very fast. If you could travel at the speed of light, you would be able to circle the Earth’s equator about 7.5 times in just one second!
34:00 <couleurs> TheRon... AustNet's Uncle
34:00 <TheRiddler> did they steal 11 star soccer players
34:00 <TheRiddler> to play for them
34:00 <flee> Radio Tv wont play my shit
35:00 <TheRon> every single saturday is fathers' day
35:00 <TheRon> speaking of breasts hi Ana_Ng 
38:00 <flee> Bitch UR GUESSING
39:00 <stompin> bewbies out for the lads
39:00 <Kavita> Hey Ana_Ng 
39:00 <nate> balls out for the boys!
39:00 <TheRon> it's the right thing to do
39:00 <nate> woopies ;D
39:00 <Kavita> NGGGGGG is the noise i make when im pushing out a shit
39:00 <nate> more fibre Kavita:)
40:00 <Kavita> is therefore and thus thoug FUck you Ana_Ng
40:00 <MrMark> music TheRon!!
40:00 <flee> u got itunes?
40:00 <TheRon> smokey robinson - tears of a clown
40:00 <flee> u got a phone
40:00 <flee> Bitch UR GUESSING
41:00 <TheRon> see what you did
41:00 <flee> anyone up for some sexting ?
42:00 <TheRon> it's a real forest down there
42:00 <flee> i store my porn on icould
42:00 <flee> icloud
43:00 <TheRon> MrMark: pulp - common people
44:00 <stompin> i sext ur mum flee
45:00 <MrMark> all bound for moo moo land....
46:00 <TheRon> uptown funk gonna funk you up
47:00 <TheRon> don't believe me just watch
48:00 <flee> logic
48:00 <flee> people struggle with making decisions
49:00 <TheRon> a certain prime minister?
49:00 <nate> the arrow is soft porn this episode!
50:00 <Nikky`> Evening you lot
50:00 <TheRon> bit wet here
50:00 <Nikky`> Not here
51:00 <TheRon> dawn service?
51:00 <Nikky`> No
51:00 <TheRon> too cold?
52:00 <TheRon> too early?
52:00 <Nikky`> all of the above?
52:00 <Nikky`> I got my badge today tho
52:00 <Nikky`> so I did buy to donate
52:00 <TheRon> good work
52:00 <TheRon> i made some poppys
52:00 <TheRon> out of felt
54:00 <MrMark> this wont end well
54:00 <TheRon> the war?
54:00 <MrMark> the world
54:00 <Nikky`> Well done to you also TheRon
54:00 <TheRon> you gotta do your bit
55:00 <MrMark> creamy!!
55:00 <Nikky`> this is true
55:00 <Nikky`> I've done dawn service and marched anzac day.. so I can now rest
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