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01:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PVjcIO4MT4 <--- for you serenity with yo massive lips lol
01:00 <Serenity> lolll
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah…. too bad no one is at work tomoz - i was gonna play it as i walked in to the office
07:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaIN13aDbCc  <-- Michael Hedges
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm trying to find a live web cam in sydney
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> for weather purposes....
08:00 <bonky> So you can flash your bewbs at it?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, my boobs are not overly huge - not point really
09:00 <bonky> They have wide angle lenses
09:00 <bonky> Get in close and they will look MASSIVE
09:00 <bonky> Like porno boobs
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice, like your thinkin'
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> did mike go to bali recently lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> that really made me laugh lolz
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah small things amuse small minds, lol
10:00 <bonky> And big things?
10:00 <Kynetic> i like boobs
10:00 <bonky> Oh right.. you dislike foreskins
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, dislike - not hate
11:00 <Kynetic> my foreskin is great
11:00 <Kynetic> i play with it all the time
11:00 <bonky> :|
11:00 <Serenity> ew
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
11:00 <ShadowLurker> eww
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> does he have an incense burning in the guitar head?
12:00 <ShadowLurker> foreskins are gross 
12:00 <Serenity> im kidding i dont really care about foreskins
12:00 <Kynetic> :D
12:00 <Kynetic> i love it when all the girls go ewww
12:00 <bonky> I think so... he was a bit hippified
12:00 <Kynetic> makes me feel a sense of accomplishment
12:00 <Serenity> you can barely notice when theyre hard anyway
12:00 <bonky> Dead now unfortunately
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah put a condom on, and i won't care
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh just a tad!
12:00 <ShadowLurker> a what
12:00 <Maurice> Never had one
12:00 <Serenity> condoms are worse than aids
13:00 <Kynetic> Maurice what.. a foreskin?
13:00 <Kynetic> i should hope not!
13:00 <Maurice> Yah
13:00 <Maurice> I was born without
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. i'd totes prefer a condom than aids
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> but… personal pref peeps
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <Serenity> haha
13:00 <bonky> Please remove those labia from my vision.. they are unsightly
13:00 <Maurice> I don't need to use a condom or get aids, win
13:00 <Kynetic> your husband has had a vasectomy?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:00 <Maurice> I got sterilised
14:00 <Serenity> people using frangas in marriage weird me out
14:00 <Maurice> Way back
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i don't with the husband
14:00 <Kynetic> ppl using the word frangas wierd me out
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <Serenity> lolll
14:00 <Kynetic> makes me think im reading a picture mag
14:00 <Maurice> People typing wierd weird me out
14:00 <bonky> How does franga even relate to them?
15:00 <Kynetic> next think you know you'll be calling tits norks
15:00 <bonky> Maybe I am missing the connection
15:00 <Serenity> cause they use the word franga in picture
15:00 <Maurice> Norks is the best word
15:00 <Serenity> all the time
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> snorks!
15:00 <Maurice> I fucking loved the snorks
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> they were the best!
15:00 <Kynetic> i only loved the snorks because they reminded me or norks
15:00 <Kynetic> or/of*
15:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ALjDSsMd4
15:00 <Maurice> COME ALONG WITH THE SNORKS
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i loved them because……… they were awesome
16:00 <Serenity> old weirdos
16:00 <Kynetic> i think i liked them because they were the only cartoons on at the time so i had no choice but to enjoy them.
16:00 <Kynetic> it was that or watch american soaps
16:00 <Maurice> I didn't realise I was so young when they were a thing
16:00 <Maurice> First episode date: September 15, 1984
16:00 <Maurice> Final episode date: May 13, 1989
17:00 <Serenity> no wonder i never haerd of them
17:00 <Serenity> OLD FREAKS
17:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8akmP6Sjv2o  <-- another very gifted but strange guitarist
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_cpV00c4IE
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK YEAH!
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> thunder, thunder
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> snark was a fucking pain in the arse
18:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXiJYcK4-GU
18:00 <bonky> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> talented bonky…. especially the make up
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> SAMURAI PIZZA CATS!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> now i want pizza
20:00 <bonky> When buckethead cranks out classics on an acoustic with a kfc bucket on his head.. you have to take a second look
21:00 <bonky> Does not compute.
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke7r3SBC-z8&index=4&list=PLDE0CEC5D4BD7C5EC
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was more interested in 80 / 90's cartoons
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> admittedly 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWQMMPFtoG4
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
24:00 <British^Meat> cum sock
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> wombles!
25:00 <Serenity> the wombles of Wimbledon
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> sooty and sweep …………. how much was sue a cunt
26:00 <Maurice> Lol my kids call my sister a womble
26:00 <Maurice> Thanks to their father
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just want to punch her 
26:00 <British^Meat> hah
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <British^Meat> Sweep  was such a prick
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweep, no way
26:00 <Maurice> I remember watching Hunter in year 2
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweep was the nbest
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> HUNTER
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
26:00 <British^Meat> he was trouble
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> the cat
27:00 <Maurice> And the mouse
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODGu1tPnF4I
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> see a cunt
28:00 <bonky> Instructional?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> always being a kill joy
30:00 <slinky_J> why would you want to kill Joy?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> my point
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> sue was an annoying cunt
31:00 <TechnoTrance> sounds fimiliar
31:00 <TechnoTrance> if you'd ask a corspe
32:00 <Bonny> erm right
32:00 <TechnoTrance> 4 years in bangladesh n 3.5 in msia
32:00 <TiSk> :^P
32:00 <TiSk> hi TechnoTrance
32:00 <TechnoTrance> 2 years in uk
32:00 <TiSk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/swift
33:00 <TechnoTrance> 2016-2018
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
33:00 <TechnoTrance> Wellington
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
33:00 <TechnoTrance> why not
33:00 <bonky> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdeeTNsW9-8  <-- creepy but awesome
34:00 <TechnoTrance> beers are better root medicine
34:00 <TiSk> beer
34:00 <TiSk> :/
34:00 <TechnoTrance> ofcourse
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds different
35:00 <TiSk> fucken soundclouds bullshit
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> what did i hear the other day
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm
35:00 <TechnoTrance> have another pint 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
35:00 <TiSk> using my soundcloud to avertise shadssams music
35:00 <TechnoTrance> finding nemo in borneo who escaped from sydney
35:00 <TiSk> i play my musis it suggests his
35:00 <bonky> So many awesome songs feel like they could be so much more.. like they're half finished to me
35:00 <TiSk> load of shit
36:00 <bonky> But touching them anymore could ruin the special
36:00 <TiSk> his music sounds shit
36:00 <TechnoTrance> Harbour garden
36:00 <TechnoTrance> nice walk 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> so just listen and appreciate?
37:00 <TechnoTrance> so i get close and you dont want to
37:00 <TiSk> oh
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNtIA2fgHfg
37:00 <TiSk> what
37:00 <TechnoTrance> I didnt say that she did
38:00 <TechnoTrance> what
38:00 <TiSk> nuffin
38:00 <TechnoTrance> behind the blu eye
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> behind the brown eye
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> *chortles*
39:00 <TechnoTrance> i rather give my dog another sausage
39:00 <TechnoTrance> cats love franks
39:00 <TechnoTrance> little creature
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
40:00 <TechnoTrance> kittens love canned sardines n sauce
40:00 <Maurice> My cat hates anything fish flavoured
40:00 <TechnoTrance> its not a cat
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
41:00 <Maurice> I'm pretty sure it is a cat, due to being, well.. a cat
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm pretty sure also
42:00 <bonky> Fish isn't exactly a part of an ordinary cats diet.. we just have to dispose of the waste somehow
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> rats?
42:00 <Maurice> She'll eat almost everything else, including cheese, but no fish
42:00 <Serenity> yeah i dont get why people assume cats like fish
43:00 <Serenity> most i kniw hate fish
43:00 <Maurice> Speaking of things she'll eat, theres a tiny lizard in my bath missing a tail
43:00 <Maurice> I'm going to assume she did that
43:00 <bonky> Most that I know seem to like fish.. but love cheese far more
43:00 <Maurice> My mums cat eats coffee beans
43:00 <bonky> Which they also shouldn't be eating.. :\
43:00 <bonky> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> who doesn't love cheese!
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
43:00 <Maurice> My son, katatonic_kate01 >.<
43:00 <bonky> I've known a few to like cantelope.. eat right through the skin
43:00 <Maurice> My middle one, he hates cheese
44:00 <Maurice> Weirdo
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> he isn't human
44:00 <TechnoTrance> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJPJUaZZOss
44:00 <Maurice> Thats what I think
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> obviously, send him back to the mother ship
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> pronto
44:00 <Maurice> Lol my friend who does my nails told me she doesnt 'eat raw cheese'
44:00 <Maurice> As in, unless its melted she wont eat it
44:00 <bonky> Is there anything else she doesn't like 'raw'?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> cantelope - dude it's a rock melon ere'
45:00 <Maurice> Bareback, maybe
45:00 <bonky> In sydney?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> raw food
45:00 <Maurice> It's rockmelon here too
45:00 <bonky> Weirdos
45:00 <Serenity> mmmm raw chèese
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> IN AUSTRALIA
45:00 <Maurice> I always fight with my husband over that
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> who calls it that
45:00 <Maurice> He calls it cantalope coz he's mexican
45:00 <Serenity> rockmelon
45:00 <Serenity> and its foul
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking mexicans
45:00 <bonky> lol
45:00 <Maurice> Rockmelon is the bomb
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> your mexicanbonky, right?
45:00 <Maurice> Watermelond is gross
45:00 <Serenity> doesnt doodle call is cantaloupe
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i hate melon 
46:00 <Serenity> hes a Mexican
46:00 <Maurice> Yeah, he's mexican too
46:00 <TechnoTrance> i heard wet weather in nsw
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> apart from watermelon 
46:00 <Maurice> Victoria is mexican
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> true
46:00 <TechnoTrance> on ABC
46:00 <bonky> The scientific name is cantalupo so I follow its lead
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a bitch
46:00 <Maurice> They say weird shit, like calling a middie of beer a pot
46:00 <TechnoTrance> something money cant buy
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lame
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> pot of beer
46:00 <Maurice> 'GIMME A POT OF BEER'
46:00 <Maurice> Losers
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> get fucked, is what i say
46:00 <Serenity> and calling delis milk bars
46:00 <Serenity> freaks
47:00 <TechnoTrance> scone on tap
47:00 <bonky> Pots are too small.. useless girly drinks
47:00 <TechnoTrance> scones
47:00 <Maurice> And liking their mothers
47:00 <Maurice> Morons
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> milk bars …….
47:00 <Serenity> hahah
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> get out of fucking town
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> pot of beer
47:00 <bonky> Starts at pints... then jugs.. then let me tap the damn keg myself
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
47:00 <TechnoTrance> i like to try all
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Maurice> I like beer
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i shall try that when in melb next
47:00 <Serenity> gimme a pot
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> "wanna tap my keg" then wink
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> creepy like
48:00 <Maurice> Gimme pot
48:00 <TechnoTrance> dont offer me weed last i smoke there with two kiwi sheilas at millpark
48:00 <Serenity> say that here and someone will.try to sell u an oz
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
48:00 <Maurice> He says heaps of weird shit, and right now I can't think of anything else
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> port?
48:00 <Maurice> Other than devon
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> and suit case?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> well it is called devon
48:00 <bonky> Have you see how long the old keg spears were?
48:00 <TechnoTrance> tower beer
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> fair suck of the sav
48:00 <Maurice> Not here
48:00 <TechnoTrance> ciggys are lame
48:00 <Maurice> And he's been here for, uhm, 14 yrs so should know better
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> my point bonky, my point
49:00 <bonky> Not surprised some people were killed by them
49:00 <Serenity> ITS POLONY
49:00 <Maurice> EXACTLY
49:00 <Serenity> DEVON IS A SHIT KIDS NAME
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE ACTUALFUCK
49:00 <Maurice> Devon is a name, not a meat
49:00 <Maurice> Lol snap
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> nooooo
49:00 <Maurice> And that kid really is a little cunt
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> its devon
49:00 <bonky> Devon is a place to live.. not a child to feed
49:00 <Serenity> loll
49:00 <TechnoTrance> http://stoppress.co.nz/images/uploads/2012/02/WW-beer-glasses-1.jpg
49:00 <Maurice> Bologna in yankee land
50:00 <Serenity> "cheerios"
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdos
50:00 <Maurice> Fuck, now I want a cup full of dry froot loops
50:00 <Serenity> fritz
50:00 <bonky> That's one thing I would like.. a true yard glass
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> n southern areas of New Zealand. It is also referred to as "Bung"
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> wiki
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gis 2 bucks worth of bung
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
51:00 <Maurice> Fritz was my nannas dog
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUNG!
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it's made from bung holes?
51:00 <Maurice> I worked at Watsonia and saw how they make polony/devon/bung and VOMIT
51:00 <bonky> My grandma named her poodle after me
51:00 <bonky> Thanks for the compliment grandma
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunt?
51:00 <bonky> Leon
51:00 <Maurice> I was in the office and still saw it
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Leon 
52:00 <TechnoTrance> go spa after a beer
52:00 <Maurice> His name is really Noel
52:00 <Maurice> He's just being coy
52:00 <bonky> I'm Leo, or Leonardo.. but yes.. named the dog after me
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
52:00 <TechnoTrance> whats in the sauna
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ninja turtle!
52:00 <Maurice> Look out, where in the midst of a great ninja right now
52:00 <Maurice> We're*
52:00 <TechnoTrance> i forgot to rhyme
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> maurice that was the best
52:00 <Maurice> I hope Donatello shows up, he's my fave
53:00 <Maurice> I enjoyed the movie but not April, they fucked that casting up
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah 
53:00 <bonky> I used to think of April as a sex object
53:00 <TechnoTrance> a room with a aircon, clap along if you feel like..
53:00 <bonky> Is that wrong?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> even in that yellow jumpsuit
53:00 <Maurice> No, I thought of Casey Jones as one
53:00 <Maurice> In his hockey mask
53:00 <bonky> Especially in that yellow jumpsuit
53:00 <Maurice> Rowr
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh my lord
53:00 <TechnoTrance> Indiana johnny walker
54:00 <Serenity> my daughters cardiologist was dr  d'orsogna and my mum kept making filthy jokes about wanting to see his sausage   
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd give shredder a turn
54:00 <Serenity> grotty bitch
54:00 <Maurice> LOL Serenity
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
54:00 <Serenity> i was mortified
54:00 <Maurice> I had to refer people from Watsonia to Dorsogna for pork..
54:00 <TechnoTrance> feed them a bag of yughurt
54:00 <bonky> A bag of yurts?
55:00 <TechnoTrance> http://markets.fage.eu/sites/default/files/styles/280x280_product_full/public/imp_pictures/strained_yogurt_5kg_1.jpg?itok=_X4E32_3
55:00 <bonky> Umm.. is that the time?.. damnit
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
55:00 <bonky> Tonight was going to be my 'early night'
55:00 <TechnoTrance> adults drink the beer
56:00 <bonky> I didn't even have a wank
56:00 <TechnoTrance> like me
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> good work!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucks to be you
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> thrash sank then sleep dude
56:00 <TechnoTrance> have another pint for me
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> WANK
56:00 <bonky> lol
56:00 <Serenity> i should go to bed
56:00 <bonky> Thrash wank?
56:00 <Serenity> school tomorrow
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah....
56:00 <bonky> With a thresher?
56:00 <TechnoTrance> wish i had more beer
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a quick wank
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> gooo thrasher 
57:00 <bonky> I'm no good at quickies
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> scoffs
57:00 <bonky> I need foreplay and effort
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah
57:00 <TechnoTrance> i jerk all nite till morn
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've heard it all before
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah and i'm kate moss
57:00 <bonky> I used to be really good at it.. before the ejaculation arrived
57:00 <TechnoTrance> A hot shower before bed is priceless
58:00 <bonky> Like bang out one after another within 10 seconds
58:00 <TechnoTrance> like parlors with hot shower
58:00 <bonky> But then the orgasms became more draining and exhausting :(
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <ShadowLurker> whos havin quickies
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was suggesting bonky has a thrash sank before bed
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> WANK
58:00 <Maurice> I should go to bed coz school, but I wont
58:00 <Maurice> Coz I'm a loner, a rebel
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah I've got to work tomoz...
59:00 <TechnoTrance> no pub is running without serving me a drink first
59:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh orgasms help you sleep
59:00 <Maurice> I plan to take kids to school, then come home to nap
59:00 <bonky> I'll just have to avoid attractive people tomorrow
59:00 <Maurice> Busy day ahead
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <TechnoTrance> i wont drink guniness in london
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> wear an eye patch
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> it might help a lil 
59:00 <TechnoTrance> holsten i like
00:00 <bonky> Half the visual stimulation?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
00:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
00:00 <Serenity> who is this boner
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> plus it looks bad ass
00:00 <bonky> Bad ass might attract females
00:00 <TechnoTrance> crazy frog
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not if you have a wooden leg
00:00 <bonky> The wrong kind of females for a man that hasn't wanked for a couple of days
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'll keep the ladies at bay
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude…. do the eye patch, and wooden leg
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'll be fine
01:00 <bonky> Where the f*ck am I going to find a wooden leg at this hour?
01:00 <TechnoTrance> hawk has a staffy
01:00 <Serenity> flop your dong out
01:00 <Serenity> gorn
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> whittle one down 
01:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
01:00 <bonky> It's 1am ffs
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have a wooden chair close by
01:00 <TechnoTrance> please dont cry tonight
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, you're not dedicated….
01:00 <Serenity> hahahhaha
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Serenity> dont cry for me agentina
02:00 <Serenity> Argentina
02:00 <bonky> I think I'll just dedicate half an hour to having a proper wank
02:00 <TechnoTrance> fist a donkey ass for majic
02:00 <ShadowLurker> look if you were keen youd find anything and just go to town on that bad boy
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:00 <Serenity> half an hour??!?!
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 minutes
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM
02:00 <bonky> What?.. how long do you take?
02:00 <Serenity> far out inefficient or what
02:00 <TechnoTrance> beers are better than weed i can tell ya
03:00 <ShadowLurker> right 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got it down to a fine art
03:00 <bonky> If I go for fast it's usually ruined.. then you have to start over
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh bitch please
03:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
03:00 <bonky> You might like a ruined orgasm.. I personally don't
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> k mart brochure, womens underwear section,  30 sedonds done.
03:00 <ShadowLurker> have lots of em
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <Serenity> sometimes I put some mood music on.. candles.. treat myself to some foreplay
03:00 <Serenity> i mean..
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> croc that's creepy
03:00 <bonky> Lots of ruined orgasms?
03:00 <Serenity> huh
03:00 <bonky> lol
03:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fleshlight ?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> no no
04:00 <bonky> I'd order it and refuse delivery
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> dragon cock
04:00 <bonky> "That's shit ain't mine"
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh i'm creepy...cum exploding dragon dildo 
04:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
04:00 <Serenity> ive never had a wristy last longer than 15 mins
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
04:00 <Serenity> and i dont even have a duck
04:00 <Serenity> uh
04:00 <Serenity> dick
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <ShadowLurker> ...
04:00 <ShadowLurker> quaaaack
05:00 <TechnoTrance> newtown rd otherwise a scarcock
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonky
05:00 <Maurice> Even 10 mins for wanking is too much
05:00 <Maurice> You should know what you like by now
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> what you need is a plastic cup
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 sponges
05:00 <Serenity> ok guys stop
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah i can't remember the rest noq
05:00 <ShadowLurker> kates thought about this far too much
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <bonky> I'm not making a do it yourself fleshlight
05:00 <Bonny> just as well lol
05:00 <TechnoTrance> yoghurt has good bacteria
05:00 <Serenity> bonky is gonna get self conscious
05:00 <Maurice> I wish I was getting laid now
05:00 <Maurice> Curse you all
05:00 <Serenity> then he will get performance anxiety
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> he already has it planned out to the minute
06:00 <ShadowLurker> hes gunna get started then remember we all know
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> any preparation involved?
06:00 <Serenity> i wanna sèee
06:00 <bonky> THOSE BASTARDS!
06:00 <Serenity> see
06:00 <TechnoTrance> http://www.lasttrywines.co.uk/sites/default/files/Monteith's%20Golden%20Lager.jpg
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
06:00 <Maurice> He will picture all our nicks in place of genitals
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO!!!!!!!!
07:00 <bonky> Ok.. the erection is gone.. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY
07:00 <TechnoTrance> brew with passion i mean cashews
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Maurice> I'm pretty happy
07:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
07:00 <Maurice> Ad on tv right now 'prem ejaculation'
07:00 <Maurice> Ring 1800 211 211
07:00 <bonky> I hope you all have a wonderful night!
07:00 <Maurice> They're here to help
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2f7fmtEN-b1bOyqFf34Ao8SW1qitbD23mLBYhWRq4Zv5-jvsO
07:00 <Bonny> lol
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it's not k mart but hey
07:00 <Bonny> next
07:00 <ShadowLurker> aww
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> wank rage
07:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
07:00 <TechnoTrance> kk gets all the best beer in the southern hampshire
07:00 <Serenity> poor guy lol
07:00 <Maurice> My cat is less of a pussy than him
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <Bonny> lol
08:00 <Serenity> he was going off to go have a peaceful stroke and we all terrified him about how he wanka
08:00 <Serenity> wanks
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahah
08:00 <ShadowLurker> Maurice you spelt cunt wrong
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> top effort guys!
08:00 <Maurice> Oh, my bad
08:00 <TechnoTrance> brisbane is nice to walk after a tiring ride from syd
08:00 <Maurice> My cat is less of a cunt than him
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <Maurice> Actually no, nobody beats her in the cunt stakes
08:00 <Maurice> STOP MAKING ME TYPE THE C-WORD
09:00 <TechnoTrance> china town in brisbane is calm n hilly
09:00 <Maurice> Shut up
09:00 <Serenity> im gonna time a wank
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> he might come back in 30 mins happier?
09:00 <Serenity> see how long it takes
09:00 <TechnoTrance> one less beer here
09:00 <ShadowLurker> self or assisted
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> go give her a hand
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
10:00 <Serenity> who is this bucket of second hand lube
10:00 <ShadowLurker> i want to
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> cumblube?
10:00 <TechnoTrance> shh dont tell her
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> you want the dragon dick?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> -b
10:00 <Maurice> beehhh
10:00 <Bonny> any dick will do
10:00 <TechnoTrance> mong
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
10:00 <Serenity> srsly but
10:00 <Serenity> im gonna time a fap
11:00 <Maurice> Go
11:00 <Bonny> lol
11:00 <Serenity> some time this week
11:00 <Maurice> Report back asap
11:00 <Maurice> Oh
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> okies enjoy!
11:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off beeehhhh
11:00 <Serenity> can i use a buzzy
11:00 <Serenity> or hands only
11:00 <TechnoTrance> im patric swayze
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> both
11:00 <Bonny> time both
11:00 <Maurice> Dead and decomposed? Yeah, I believe it
11:00 <Serenity> hands will be forever
11:00 <ShadowLurker> best way to time it
12:00 <ShadowLurker> video it
12:00 <Serenity> buzzy will be like 2 mons
12:00 <Serenity> mins.
12:00 <ShadowLurker> and send it to me
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <TechnoTrance> peaceout if im not here
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… on that note. Im gonna bed
12:00 <Maurice> I think my wevibe is fucked
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn peeps
12:00 <TechnoTrance> he will remain forever
12:00 <Maurice> Charged it for 2 nights and it died within 2 mins
13:00 <Serenity> fuck off beehhh i hopenyou wake up face first is a bucket of donkey smeg you snail brained rotting testicle
13:00 <Bonny> rofl
13:00 <ShadowLurker> loooool
13:00 <Maurice> Rofl
14:00 <Serenity> fucking phone lol
14:00 <slinky_J> oh ma glob
14:00 <Bonny> at this time of night?
14:00 <slinky_J> i just saw new jurassic world trailer
16:00 <TechnoTrance> batman v superman spoof
17:00 <Maurice> How absolute shithouse does The Water Diviner look
18:00 <British^Meat> heh spoof
24:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuIKlWwNTSc
37:00 <TheRiddler> I am back from cinemas
38:00 <TheRiddler> watched fast and furius 7
38:00 <slinky_J> how was it
38:00 <TheRiddler> it's was pretty good
39:00 <slinky_J> as good as the first one?
45:00 <slinky_J> is it noticable when it's not paul walker and one of his brothers with his face on theirs
47:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/n94KY.jpg
50:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/13guh.jpg
55:00 <slinky_J> i dont know how i feel about the second one
56:00 <slinky_J> i just hope she wiped her ass with a bunch of clean wipes before picking up that beer
22:00 <amsy> ø
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
50:00 <Bonny> mwh.. what's with the racket in here> tone it down a tad
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I know right?
54:00 <Bonny> can't get a word in
54:00 <Bonny> no wonder I'm quiet
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not much to say
10:00 <Bonny> yeah boring eh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> except I have to wait a week for a tooth to be looked at
11:00 <Bonny> I thought you need all of them removed?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> luckily the swelling has gone down though
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I do 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I backed out
11:00 <Bonny> it's not that bad
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that first lot was so painful afterwards
12:00 <Bonny> pity you can  no longer get the goverment grant to pay for it
12:00 <Bonny> pfft pain lol
12:00 <Bonny> I'm sure you've been thru worse
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ah here I am
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmm
18:00 <Bonny> night
47:00 <Tkyo_Jo> こんにちはビッチ
50:00 <Tkyo_Jo> can't sleep...
50:00 <Tkyo_Jo> tell me a bedtime story
40:00 <under_> Tkyo_Jo: lol
41:00 <Tkyo_Jo> I'm still waiting
42:00 <Tkyo_Jo> Although I am a little more tired now.
42:00 <Tkyo_Jo> and soon the talking garbage trucks will be out
37:00 <Immutable> lel its raining like crazy
01:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
42:00 <TiSk> https://youtu.be/6yauWymv8UE
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol grimm
05:00 <TheRiddler> a witch doctor cant bring his car back to life
06:00 <TheRiddler> calls a mechanic
33:00 <TheRiddler> hai MeGusta
33:00 <TheRiddler> err
33:00 <TheRiddler> Mew
33:00 <Mew> Hellooooo
36:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
37:00 <Moke> sluts
38:00 <Mew> gr8, u?
38:00 <TheRiddler> I'm good
39:00 <Mew> just mopped so I'm in bubblegum land right now
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <TiSk> Mew
47:00 <Mew> TiSk
47:00 <TiSk> can u clean my kitchen too
47:00 <TiSk> :P
48:00 <Mew> lol git farkd
48:00 <TiSk> lol hehe
48:00 <TiSk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/swift
04:00 <Mew> aw shiiiit
05:00 <Serenity> BE MY BAD BOY BE MY MAN BY MY WEEKEND LOVER BUT DONT BE MY FRIEND
22:00 <faux> Bonjouuuurrr
30:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
31:00 <TheRiddler> I bought waffles
31:00 <TheRiddler> and some strawberries
32:00 <slinky_J> semen
32:00 <faux> Omg yessss
32:00 <faux> The nanna ones?
32:00 <TheRiddler> yes
32:00 <faux> YAY
32:00 <faux> Have you tried em yet
32:00 <TheRiddler> not yet
32:00 <faux> Ah k
33:00 <faux> Lemme know if you like em
33:00 <faux> I made chicken wings for lunch
33:00 <faux> SO YUN
33:00 <faux> M
33:00 <faux> brb
33:00 <TheRiddler> I'm trying to find a decent frozen berry mix
33:00 <TheRiddler> that's not imported from some gross country
34:00 <TheRiddler> coles imports theirs from chile
35:00 <TheRiddler> I think the organic 1s are from newzealand
41:00 <slinky_J> Nana's Nipples
45:00 <faux> Ash
45:00 <faux> http://shop.coles.com.au/online/national/coles-fruit-blueberries-australian-frozen
47:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it's only the mixed berries 1
48:00 <TheRiddler> because their mixed berries 1 said chile
48:00 <TheRiddler> maybe I'll stick to fresh
48:00 <Serenity> yeah i wouldnt be buying anything frozen like that anymore tbh
48:00 <Serenity> paranoid maybe but least i wont be sick
49:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
50:00 <Serenity> keep an eye on farmers markets and buy in bulk
50:00 <Serenity> maybe freeze your own
50:00 <ShadowLurker> yuh
50:00 <TheRiddler> the only frozen veg ones I get are birdseye
50:00 <ShadowLurker> get local frozen stuff even
51:00 <TheRiddler> because mccain is done in china
52:00 <Mew> http://www.frozberries.com.au/
55:00 <ShadowLurker> you get frozberries from nopants in winter
56:00 <Serenity> fuckery
56:00 <Serenity> i forgot to get those foil container things
56:00 <Fez> damn
56:00 <Fez> go back and get them
57:00 <Fez> aus. post deluver on tuesdays still?
57:00 <Serenity> ceebs
58:00 <Fez> might have to get onto ebay and tell these cunts my item didnt arrive
03:00 <ShadowLurker> i can get some on the way home bub
09:00 <Serenity> only need them if you want to cook your meals fresh
11:00 <slinky_J> i had a stuffed capsicum
11:00 <slinky_J> nomnom
24:00 <Serenity> goddd wheres kate
24:00 <Serenity> i have bruises lol
31:00 <faux> Yvan eht niojjjj
31:00 <TheRiddler> no
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <slinky_J> lol
43:00 <Bonny> bruises from what, Serenity?
44:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
44:00 <Bonny> oh I should ask more then lol
44:00 <Bonny> shouldn't*
44:00 <Serenity> not you ShadowLurker calm down
44:00 <Bonny> lol
44:00 <Serenity> i did that stupid lip sucky thing to make my lips huge hahaha
44:00 <ShadowLurker> this time
44:00 <Bonny> for a full pout eh? lol
44:00 <Bonny> duck pout
45:00 <Serenity> i have huge lips anyway haha it wasnt necessary
45:00 <Bonny> that's right
45:00 <Bonny> lol
45:00 <Bonny> but you had to try it tho
45:00 <Serenity> i wanted to see if it would work hahaha
45:00 <Bonny> did it work?
45:00 <Serenity> yeah
46:00 <Serenity> ill tag you
47:00 <Bonny> hahaha
47:00 <Bonny> ok
49:00 <Bonny> hahahaha gawd
49:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
49:00 <Bonny> I'm not trying that lol
52:00 <Serenity> i knew what was gonna happen lol
52:00 <Serenity> cant help myself
52:00 <DemonsRun> What did you do?
52:00 <TheRiddler> just need something between them :p
52:00 <Bonny> lol
52:00 <TheRiddler> a popsicle
54:00 <Serenity> check fb DemonsRun
55:00 <DemonsRun> Kk
57:00 <Mew> whoa my new 9 inch phone accessory just arrived
58:00 <Serenity> [12:57pm] <Mew> whoa my new 9 inch Dong just arrived
58:00 <Serenity> fixed
59:00 <Mew> I believe its actually called Fresh Dong haha
59:00 <Mew> fo real real
00:00 <Mew> the ladies at the post office must be onto us by now
02:00 <Serenity> oh it really is a donger
02:00 <Serenity> lol
02:00 <Mew> yeah haha
02:00 <TheRiddler> eating waffles
02:00 <Mew> they just write phone accessory on the packages
03:00 <Serenity> thats funny lol
03:00 <TheRiddler> with strawberries n ice cream
03:00 <slinky_J> http://foreverceleb.com/20-celebrities-that-aged-terribly/?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral&utm_term=screenrant-screenrant
08:00 <slinky_J> my gosh Macaulay looks bad
09:00 <faux> Do you like em asg
09:00 <faux> Ash
15:00 <TheRiddler> I've had them years ago really
16:00 <TheRiddler> they're still nice tho
17:00 <Loof> are we talking dildos?
20:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: 
20:00 <DemonsRun> I cannot believe you did that 
20:00 <DemonsRun> I hope that mark stays haha
20:00 <Fez> great day for a chat
21:00 <Loof> great day for a spliff/beer at the beach
23:00 <Fez> Ron, The
24:00 <TheRon> yes!
24:00 <Fez> great day for a chat.
24:00 <Loof> u said that
24:00 <Loof> cocksampler
25:00 <Fez> are you?
25:00 <TheRon> great day isn't it loof
35:00 <TheRon> sad songs they say so much
36:00 <Fez> cricket tests and large breasts
36:00 <TheRon> tes please!
36:00 <TheRon> party with warnie?
37:00 <Fez> does he have breasts?
37:00 <TheRon> he knows women with bare breasts
37:00 <Floss> and old breasts
37:00 <TheRon> maybe even some tri breasted women
39:00 <Fez> you had me at tri
40:00 <TheRon> 3 has to be better than 2
41:00 <Fez> how can it not be
20:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna watch the mayweather pacquaio fight
28:00 <TheRon> let luck be your  lady tonight
29:00 <Fez> how do you refinr a search on fb
29:00 <TheRon> hardly use it
29:00 <TheRon> looking for breasts?
31:00 <Fez> sure am
31:00 <Fez> but not on fb
31:00 <TheRon> good man
33:00 <Fez> cheers
34:00 <Fez> I like rissoles
34:00 <Fez> rissole breasts?
34:00 <TheRon> breast shaped rissoles?
35:00 <Fez> risdlle tasting breasts?
35:00 <Fez> -typos
35:00 <Floss> i havent thought about dinner tonight
35:00 <Floss> hmmm
35:00 <Fez> sausage?
36:00 <Fez> floss wants to, shes just shy
36:00 <Floss> made sausage hotpot last week
37:00 <Fez> I see
37:00 <TheRon> i like are you being served
37:00 <Fez> what about tonight though?
38:00 <Fez> turtle soup
39:00 <TheRon> fez i watched deadline gallipoli last night
39:00 <TheRon> good show
39:00 <Floss> hmm dunno
39:00 <Floss> not my turn to cook
40:00 <TheRon> a hot arse curry
41:00 <TheRon> a curry that burns on the way out?
42:00 <Fez>  was gallipoli good?
42:00 <TheRon> it was actually
42:00 <Fez> excellent
43:00 <Fez> have many diggers chattin bout stuff?
43:00 <TheRon> not as much as you'd think
44:00 <Fez> bastards
44:00 <Fez> glad I didnt watch it
45:00 <TheRon> no breasts in sight
46:00 <Fez> turn on your red light
51:00 <TheRon> when you get caught between the moon and new york city
54:00 <Fez> simpson and his donkey
00:00 <TheRon> loof and his donkey?
00:00 <Fez> thats a porno isnt it
00:00 <TheRon> he tells you otherwise
01:00 <Fez> does the donkey look happy?
01:00 <TheRon> haven't seen it
02:00 <TheRon> apparently his wife doesn't look happy
02:00 <slinky_J> I used to fight donkeys
02:00 <slinky_J> now I fight Polar Bears
02:00 <Fez> loof?
03:00 <slinky_J> well I'm fighting polar bear cubs, working my way up uno?
06:00 <TheRon> said you'd never get anywhere, they don't care, it's just not fair you know and i know better!
06:00 <nate> slinky_J still hittin them honnies?
09:00 <British^Meat> hittin is probably a bad choice of words :/
10:00 <Fez> ablett staying with gc
11:00 <Fez> TheRon: if you wrreca set of breasts, whos breasts would you be?
11:00 <Fez> -typing errors
11:00 <nate> slinky_J still stabbin them cuties or what?
12:00 <nate> must be shy
12:00 <TheRon> lindsay lohan
12:00 <TheRon> access to so many other breasts
13:00 <Fez> good choice
20:00 <flee> the police are going to kick ur head in
20:00 <TheRon> fuck the police
22:00 <flee> ill make a 3d animation of ur head bleedin n spinnin
22:00 <TokenDaRing> flee you are a failure as a person
23:00 <British^Meat> oh my
24:00 <flee> ur 2d animations dont fhase me TokenDaRing
24:00 <nate> TokenDaRing is naked, flee now!
24:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't do animations flee
24:00 <nate> ho ho hum ;D
24:00 <TokenDaRing> you crazy
25:00 <flee> ok stick to ur jpegs cunt
25:00 <British^Meat> woah
25:00 <British^Meat> shots have been fired
25:00 <TokenDaRing> flee you angry man?
25:00 <flee> Pow Bang Bang BOOM
25:00 <Fez> (  .  )(  .  )?
25:00 <nate> take flee to a coffee shop, make a good date
26:00 <nate> Dugnuts hows flight school!
26:00 <flee> in the ditch
26:00 <flee> DITCH
27:00 <flee> DITCH THAT MUTHERFUKKER
27:00 <Dugnuts> its air traffic control school
27:00 <Dugnuts> and pretty good
27:00 <Dugnuts> im starting in the simulators
27:00 <Dugnuts> so thats fun
28:00 <nate> any hot instructors u can hit on?
28:00 <flee> yer its fun looking at a pixelated screen
28:00 <nate> say ride my motorbike baby
28:00 <Dugnuts> nope
28:00 <nate> im thinking of top gun
28:00 <nate> ;D
28:00 <Dugnuts> heh
28:00 <flee> im thinking of sex
29:00 <TokenDaRing> flee do you often imagine what you never get?
29:00 <flee> yer im ctreative thnxs
29:00 <nate> flee its HookER Time!
29:00 <flee> i have cognition
30:00 <nate> cog what now :D
30:00 <nate> flop it out
30:00 <flee> going to court soon for piracy
30:00 <nate> the radio said criminals do piracy 
30:00 <nate> are u a bad boy!
30:00 <flee> i downloaded FRIDAY THE MOVIE
31:00 <nate> im gonna rob the local 7/11 then download a movie and laugh
31:00 <flee> wear a guy fawkes mask
31:00 <flee> film it
31:00 <flee> f i l m
32:00 <flee> R e c O R D
32:00 <TokenDaRing> I downloaded a house
32:00 <TokenDaRing> and a car
32:00 <flee> i 3d printer a blowupdoll
32:00 <TheRon> pearl jam - black
33:00 <flee> my blowup doll has 6 titts
34:00 <slinky_J> flees on ma balls
34:00 <nate> flee are u single? :D
35:00 <nate> lookin for some balls?
35:00 <slinky_J> u guyz see the new Jurassic World trailer?
35:00 <flee> im looking for titt n arse its friday dogg
36:00 <flee> i got a iphone today
36:00 <TheRon> tuesday but we'll go with it
36:00 <flee> how do i install IRC
37:00 <flee> slinky_J no i havet seen j3
38:00 <XENODUDE69> UNLEASH THE INNER NERD
40:00 <TheRon> gary ablett is gone
40:00 <TheRon> now it's dangers all the way
42:00 <XENODUDE69> what about gray
42:00 <TheRon> we'll have him
42:00 <TheRon> robbie or the bro?
50:00 <flee> porn scene is for TheRon
50:00 <flee> schoolgirl comes home and finds TheRon the intruder 
50:00 <TheRon> i like kinky shit
50:00 <XENODUDE69> TheRon is stuck in satorl marsh
51:00 <flee> final draft v3.0
51:00 <XENODUDE69> shoo flee dont bother me lol
52:00 <British^Meat> :)
52:00 <British^Meat> that movie that is from is on the tipc of my tongue
52:00 <British^Meat> some black dude yer?
52:00 <TheRon> fly me to moon let me play among the stars
53:00 <flee> forgot what im looking for on google
53:00 <TheRon> breasts?
54:00 <slinky_J> https://www.facebook.com/JurassicParkAU?pnref=story
54:00 <slinky_J> the trailer is right there
54:00 <slinky_J> can't copy n paste it :/
54:00 <flee> haha that reminds me of a dream of bringing the dinosaurs back
55:00 <XENODUDE69> British^Meat i thought it was from a nursery rhyme or w/e
55:00 <flee> they dinosaurs are stalking us prey vs predator
55:00 <British^Meat> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
55:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
55:00 <faux> lnao
55:00 <British^Meat> could be, but i know i know it from a movie
55:00 <British^Meat> i shall rty and source it
55:00 <XENODUDE69> it could be in a bugs life
55:00 <British^Meat> FUCK
55:00 <British^Meat> Encino man
55:00 <British^Meat> lol
56:00 <British^Meat> https://youtu.be/qiwTHf8tdp4
56:00 <TheRon> hasn't brendan fraser taken off
56:00 <flee> a bugs life built on a 486dx
56:00 <XENODUDE69> lol
56:00 <XENODUDE69> does fraser play a mentalist in this?
57:00 <XENODUDE69> this looks interesting 2 say the least http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109068/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_50
57:00 <TheRon> faux is billy slater sexy?
57:00 <flee> my coulsellor sees a cousellor
57:00 <faux> .
57:00 <TheRon> cooper cronck
57:00 <British^Meat> u have not seen airheads?
57:00 <TheRon> cam smith?
57:00 <XENODUDE69> nope
57:00 <British^Meat> crikey man
57:00 <XENODUDE69> it looks amazing
58:00 <flee> faux doesnt have a cousellor
58:00 <British^Meat> its pretty funny :)
58:00 <XENODUDE69> get bored of spamming afl_live flee?
58:00 <British^Meat> but kind of run of the mill...
58:00 <flee> u got the powah
58:00 <ShadowLurker> oh its italguy
59:00 <ShadowLurker> explains the shit english
59:00 <TheRon> simba, the cats beat roos this week?
59:00 <XENODUDE69> surely
59:00 <TheRon> i dunno
59:00 <XENODUDE69> roos r dead
59:00 <XENODUDE69> no they were pretty good i guess
00:00 <faux> I won a whopper voucher for me afl tipping 
00:00 <XENODUDE69> ill b tipping cats
00:00 <XENODUDE69> damn u rock
00:00 <XENODUDE69> can i have it
00:00 <flee> did u get the bonus coachroach in ur burger 
00:00 <faux> Yes
00:00 <faux> How do I give it to you
01:00 <TheRon> de we ever tip carlton?
01:00 <faux> de we
01:00 <flee> if i find foriegn objects in my take away i fucking hit the roof
01:00 <XENODUDE69> e-mail
01:00 <XENODUDE69> idk
01:00 <TheRon> faux it's germen
01:00 <faux> I tried giving it to Craig yesterday but it said I need to present my phone to the counter to get redeemed 
01:00 <faux> Or print it
02:00 <XENODUDE69> nice 2 hear Craig is still on the network
02:00 <XENODUDE69> thought he moved in with matty
02:00 <faux> He's not
02:00 <faux> We talk on whatsapp
02:00 <TheRon> beagle we don't sell your kind of crazy here
02:00 <XENODUDE69> oh ok brb killing myself
02:00 <faux> Don't think he's been on here in forevs
02:00 <faux> Shut up craig rules
02:00 <TheRon> we'll have to start calling you loof
03:00 <XENODUDE69> call me crazy but dont call me loof
03:00 <TheRon> my bad
04:00 <faux> Its 12° rn
04:00 <XENODUDE69> yea ive got a scarf wrapped around my face
04:00 <faux> Winterspec
04:00 <TheRon> XENODUDE69: is gonna blow up a building
05:00 <XENODUDE69> hey im no american
05:00 <TheRon> was that racist?
05:00 <XENODUDE69> no
05:00 <XENODUDE69> yes no maybe i dont know
06:00 <TheRon> i'm mr brightside
06:00 <XENODUDE69> it was only a kiss it was only a kiss 
07:00 <Fez> theron: bonsia breasts?
08:00 <TheRon> bonsai breasts are so small
08:00 <Fez> indeed
08:00 <Fez> better than mo breasts right?
08:00 <Fez> no*
09:00 <TheRon> if i could get my hands on some breasts
09:00 <British^Meat> lol, i honestly cant tell if Fez is trolling TheRon or not
10:00 <TheRon> it's friendly banter
10:00 <British^Meat> its kinda weird...
11:00 <Fez> like penis shaped breasts weird?
11:00 <TheRon> the old tri breasts?
12:00 <TheRon> i haven't seen the new total recall
12:00 <TheRon> is the chick with three tits on in?
12:00 <TheRon> it
12:00 <Fez> I hope not
12:00 <Fez> shed be old now
12:00 <Fez> saggy tri's
12:00 <TheRon> true
13:00 <TheRon> tri's are tri's surely
13:00 <Fez> maybe she had a tri breasted daughter 
13:00 <TheRon> indeed
13:00 <Fez> maybe 2 daughters
13:00 <Fez> and a duel penis' d son
14:00 <TheRon> 3?
14:00 <Fez> 3 testicles?
14:00 <TheRon> dual penis would be wierd
15:00 <TheRon> ladies, are two penis' better than one?
16:00 <Fez> on the same guy
16:00 <TheRon> look if i knew what wonen thought i'd make a movie about it
16:00 <slinky_J> testicles for dinner
17:00 <XENODUDE69> called.... What Women Want
17:00 <TheRon> well done
17:00 <XENODUDE69> put me in it
17:00 <XENODUDE69> with some1 better looking then the bland face
17:00 <XENODUDE69> in the real 1
17:00 <XENODUDE69> heather blandface
17:00 <XENODUDE69> whats her name
17:00 <XENODUDE69> helen blandface
17:00 <XENODUDE69> put me in there with katniss everdeen ok
18:00 <Fez> yamum?
18:00 <TheRon> why'd brittish leave?
19:00 <Fez> his bed time?
19:00 <XENODUDE69> PM him and ask
23:00 <slinky_J> i ate an undercooked sniztel
23:00 <slinky_J> was dope
26:00 <flee> Feeling like a mutherfukker feeling like a mutherfukker feeling like a mutherfukker
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ok fuckwitt
27:00 <flee> sorry im listening to grunge
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Next
27:00 <TheRon> there's no aphrodisiac like lonliness
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Indeed
27:00 <flee> katatonic_kate01 can i film u having sex with a dog
28:00 <TheRon> can flee stop being a douche?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ignored for being a tard
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Next
28:00 <flee> :)
28:00 <TheRon> full retard?
28:00 <Fez> kate01. 
28:00 <Fez> your breasts look lovely today
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> Full tard, yup
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> Thanks fez
29:00 <flee> shes on a nipple fatt
29:00 <Fez> np. :)
29:00 <Fez> I call it as I see it
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D appreciated
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> Next
30:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: seen some nice cocks lately?
31:00 <TheRon> i mean rooster
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> I haven't seen yours
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> So, no?
31:00 <TheRon> my rhode island red?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ya
31:00 <TheRon> it could be considered a bantum
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fluffy?
32:00 <TheRon> yes!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh my
32:00 <XENODUDE69> i'm one of these guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDL-cSA1cjw
32:00 <TheRon> barbed wire
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Um
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ouch
32:00 <TheRon> tmi?
35:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna make ham and cheese toasties
36:00 <slinky_J> yum
36:00 <slinky_J> teh ham n cheez killed him
36:00 <slinky_J> rip
38:00 <XENODUDE69> rip the run
39:00 <XENODUDE69>  ༼ ºل͟º ༽
39:00 <XENODUDE69> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
39:00 <TiSk> lol
40:00 <TiSk> fuck
40:00 <slinky_J> oer i forgot to dl some free pool game
40:00 <slinky_J> downloaded Child of Light
40:00 <TiSk> now thats just stupid
40:00 <slinky_J> watched some fat fucker on twitch playing it
41:00 <TokenDaRing> tisk who are you calling stupid?
41:00 <amsy> q&(
42:00 <TiSk> TokenDaRing u if u want
42:00 <TiSk> TokenDaRing is stupid
42:00 <TokenDaRing> rich coming from you TiSk
42:00 <nate> did he fall in love with you tisk?
42:00 <TokenDaRing> nate that would be pretty stupid
43:00 <TiSk> u know what i think
43:00 <TokenDaRing> not a lot?
43:00 <TiSk> stuff u havent yet
44:00 <Serenity> lol..
45:00 <TiSk> oh fuck so
46:00 <TiSk> u wanta be ignored again TokenDaRing
46:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't care
46:00 <TiSk> suck me nut sack
46:00 <Serenity> lolllll
46:00 <TokenDaRing> I didn't know you were gay, Chris
46:00 <TiSk> nah u would like that
46:00 <TokenDaRing> sorry, you're not my type
46:00 <TokenDaRing> I like people who actually make sense
46:00 <TiSk> oh what sense were u talking about
46:00 <TokenDaRing> now everyone thinks you're gay because you ask guys to suck you off
47:00 <Serenity> token has better taste in men
47:00 <TiSk> TokenDaRing u faggot
47:00 <TiSk> kill ya self
47:00 <Serenity> LOL
47:00 <TokenDaRing> nah thanks, think I'll keep living
47:00 <TokenDaRing> if it's all the same to you
47:00 <TiSk> well go blow dogs for quarters
47:00 <TokenDaRing> don't think my fiancee would approve
47:00 <TokenDaRing> at least until after the wedding anyway
47:00 <TiSk> blow a goat u fat fuck
47:00 <TokenDaRing> dude, animals
47:00 <TokenDaRing> wtf
48:00 <TokenDaRing> that's messed up man
48:00 <TiSk> well u said it last night
48:00 <TokenDaRing> what did I say, Chris?
48:00 <TiSk> u sent me links to beastility
48:00 <nate> bleeeet!
48:00 <TiSk> so i formated pc
48:00 <TiSk> u disgusted me
48:00 <TokenDaRing> that's just your browser history, TiSk
48:00 <TiSk> fucken sick fuck TokenDaRing
49:00 <nate> omg tisk i will tell your isp :D
49:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: are your "neighbours" bothering you again?
50:00 <TiSk> TokenDaRing u not talking sense
50:00 <nate> winter is coming!
50:00 <TiSk> i like ppl that talk sense
50:00 <TiSk> u fuck
50:00 <TokenDaRing> you must not really like yourself a lot then
50:00 <TokenDaRing> learn to love yourself
50:00 <Serenity> you dont talk sense lol
50:00 <Bonny> I think TiSk is dyslexic
51:00 <TiSk> oh
52:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: you're either in a power rant or spamming random characters and lines
52:00 <TokenDaRing> I can't keep up, sorry champ
54:00 <TiSk> [18:53] -TokenDaRing- now everyone thinks you're gay and want me to suck your dick! LOL!
54:00 <nate> tisky just needs a cuddle for winter
54:00 <TiSk> u know what every one
54:00 <TiSk> im none ya fucken bizzness
54:00 <TiSk> TokenDaRing
54:00 <TiSk> if there is a normal person out there
54:00 <nate> tisk i drove all night to get 2 u, is that all right!
55:00 <Serenity> roooffll
55:00 <TokenDaRing> then why'd you ask me to suck your nut sack, Chris?
55:00 <TokenDaRing> that's pretty gay man
55:00 <TiSk> so u dont suck up about me
55:00 <TiSk> shut up
55:00 <TiSk> u will not stop talking about me
55:00 <TokenDaRing> its ok if you like that TiSk
55:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not a bad thing to want to have guys blow you
56:00 <TiSk> if i was gay man i would shoot myself
56:00 <Serenity> we dont mind
56:00 <TokenDaRing> so you're into guys and girls? that's cool too man
56:00 <TiSk> now u going on for 10 mins cause i said blow me
56:00 <nate> if tisk was gay he'd atleast have a shower every day ;l
56:00 <TiSk> wtf
56:00 <TiSk> u dumb fuck
57:00 <TokenDaRing> no you said [18:46:12] <TiSk> suck me nut sack
57:00 <TiSk> same shit
57:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y1TZXc5DiY
57:00 <TokenDaRing> are they salty?
57:00 <TiSk> fuck moron TokenDaRing
58:00 <TokenDaRing> are you insulting me or saying you want to fuck me, or both?
58:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm not sure
58:00 <Dugnuts> heh
58:00 <Dugnuts> sounds like both
58:00 <Serenity> pretty sure he said both
58:00 <TiSk> u know if i cared what ppl thought
58:00 <nate> its a good goal 2 have ;D
58:00 <TiSk> i wouldnt be me
59:00 <nate> make love to TokenDaRing is on everyones list
59:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: who would you be then?
59:00 <TiSk> oh i smart i can say ur dumb
59:00 <TiSk> TokenDaRing
59:00 <TokenDaRing> someone who goes outside and doesn't ask strange men on IRC to suck their nuts?
59:00 <Dugnuts> why are you patting me?
59:00 <TiSk> dum dum head
59:00 <nate> cyndi lauper is pretty good
00:00 <TokenDaRing> nate she is
00:00 <nate> Dugnuts u'd be a good pet to have around the house
00:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
00:00 <TokenDaRing> who is hotter, Kylie or Danni?
00:00 <Dugnuts> you wish
00:00 <Dugnuts> im nobody's pet
00:00 <nate> danni
00:00 <Serenity> neither they are both horse faces
00:00 <Dugnuts> had a few of my own tho
00:00 <TokenDaRing> ircismarterisayudum: ok
01:00 <TokenDaRing> you're still gay dude
01:00 <nate> tisky must have dropped some panadol
01:00 <TokenDaRing> its cool though
01:00 <O_o> what
01:00 <O_o> nah man
01:00 <nate> what u having for dinner o_O?
01:00 <Dugnuts> i had some delicious satay that i made
01:00 <O_o> fuck dont know
02:00 <nate> Dugnuts very skilled
02:00 <Dugnuts> marinating the meat all night certainly seemed to work
02:00 <TokenDaRing> O_o: it's ok if you don't know
02:00 <TokenDaRing> just meet a few guys, try it out
02:00 <TokenDaRing> see how it goes
02:00 <O_o> fuck off
02:00 <O_o> why u still going are u gay
02:00 <O_o> i m not
03:00 <O_o> its ok TokenDaRing if u are
03:00 <O_o> and u ashamed and u hide it
03:00 <TokenDaRing> O_o: I like both dude
03:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm flexible like that
03:00 <O_o> then u are sick in the head
03:00 <O_o> thats awful for your parents
04:00 <O_o> fuck
04:00 <TokenDaRing> whats wrong with being bi?
04:00 <amsy> why i it
04:00 <amsy> is*
04:00 <nate> yeah i bi heaps of hookers ;l
04:00 <O_o> right
05:00 <amsy> fuck i hate that digusting view on the world so many people have
05:00 <O_o> me?
05:00 <amsy> people should be able to like whoever they choose
05:00 <O_o> i dont mind what happens
05:00 <TokenDaRing> exactly amsy
05:00 <O_o> just dont talk about it
05:00 <O_o> its common decency
05:00 <nate> tisk likes blondes with big boobs
05:00 <TokenDaRing> O_o: we're going to talk about guys kissing now
05:00 <TokenDaRing> two guys, making out with each other
05:00 <nate> dont hate him ;D
06:00 <TokenDaRing> touching each other up
06:00 <O_o> just cause its irc dont mean u have to be perverted fuckheads
06:00 <Dugnuts> haha
06:00 <TokenDaRing> whats perverted about that?
06:00 <Dugnuts> wow
06:00 <TokenDaRing> man you're a real hater Chris
07:00 <Dugnuts> you know they did a recent study, theyve actually discovered a link between the most homophobic people, and people with latent homesexual tendencies
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris comes across as pretty homophobic
07:00 <TokenDaRing> he said he'd shoot himself if he was gay
07:00 <TokenDaRing> makes sense
07:00 <O_o> oh i smarter u dum
08:00 <O_o> human decent ppl dont talk about ppl that eat the poo
08:00 <TokenDaRing> when did we say anything about poo?
08:00 <zoopzooP> fkwehweferewfuivswdeuiwefuiefw7yo
08:00 <TokenDaRing> wtf
08:00 <O_o> so take u sick ass twisted warped shit and shut it
08:00 <Dugnuts> eat poo?
08:00 <Dugnuts> gay people eat poo?
08:00 <Dugnuts> what exactly do you think they do with each other?
09:00 <nate> Pooey things :D
09:00 <O_o> whos gives a fuck
09:00 <amsy> liking the same sex is not sick and twisted
09:00 <O_o> what they do
09:00 <amsy> there lies the problem
09:00 <O_o> its not normal
09:00 <O_o> why its got its own name
09:00 <Dugnuts> i get the feeling you be trollin
09:00 <O_o> and forever will be that
10:00 <O_o> ppl dont really care what all u think
10:00 <TokenDaRing> now everyone thinks you're a bad guy Chris, because you hate gay people
10:00 <O_o> fact u go one for the sake of it
10:00 <nate> bad 2 da bone
10:00 <O_o> proves ur stupdi
10:00 <TokenDaRing> O_o: you think it's ok for two girls to have sex?
11:00 <O_o> its not me just u dont need to talk about it
11:00 <O_o> u rant more than me
11:00 <TokenDaRing> why not? this is a public room?
11:00 <O_o> so get over it
11:00 <TokenDaRing> it doesn't say "Talking about gay people not allowed"
12:00 <O_o> but would u talk to ya mum about faggots sucking dick
12:00 <O_o> no
12:00 <TokenDaRing> you're not my mother
12:00 <O_o> so
12:00 <TokenDaRing> oddly enough
12:00 <O_o> i am older than u
12:00 <O_o> respect
12:00 <Dugnuts> no, but i wouldnt talk to my mum about girls sucking dick either
13:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Chris, do you talk to your mum about girls sucking dick?
13:00 <Dugnuts> you would?
13:00 <Dugnuts> freak
13:00 <TokenDaRing> fucked up if true
13:00 <O_o> waste of unlimited downloads irc is
13:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
13:00 <Dugnuts> is that guy for real?
13:00 <TokenDaRing> who knows
14:00 <TokenDaRing> too many drugs does weird shit to people
14:00 <Dugnuts> i love how he assumed we were all gay just coz we were arguing with him
14:00 <TokenDaRing> and perverted
15:00 <nate> http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1429596672463.webm
16:00 <TokenDaRing> he's probably out front of his place, yelling out at at the "gays"
16:00 <nate> tiskys girlfriend
17:00 <Dugnuts> he could do worse
17:00 <Dugnuts> she's a hottie
17:00 <Dugnuts> i assume you were trying to make fun of him tho
18:00 <nate> might be true, unlikely tho :D
20:00 <amsy> highly unlikely
26:00 <Loof> i agree with Serenity, couleurs is the worst ircer ever
26:00 <couleurs> yawn
26:00 <TokenDaRing> says the second worst ircer ever
26:00 <couleurs> wasted.
27:00 <Serenity> token did you just call me the second worst ircer
27:00 <TokenDaRing> no
27:00 <TokenDaRing> I was implying that loof is
27:00 <Serenity> oh right
27:00 <TokenDaRing> the title of worst, well, there's a few in the running for that title. Pieter, for instance, or Digerati
28:00 <amsy> hi cc ! nice 2 c u
28:00 <couleurs> or beehhh
28:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
28:00 <TokenDaRing> beagle too
28:00 <couleurs> hi amsy ! nice 2 c u 2 2
28:00 <couleurs> agreed.
29:00 <nate> tisk is the hottest!
29:00 <nate> 6'5 good genes
29:00 <TokenDaRing> nate you go for the meth addict look?
29:00 <amsy> lol
29:00 <nate> im just going by what he says :D
29:00 <TokenDaRing> he has the face of a rapist
32:00 <clubsamwich> amsy, i heard the news about fm radio switch off in your crazy land
33:00 <couleurs> amsy: Hi Hon
33:00 <TokenDaRing> oh god
33:00 <clubsamwich> hey bonky
33:00 <TokenDaRing> bonky could be the worst ircer ever
33:00 <bonky> Why hello
33:00 <TokenDaRing> hello
34:00 <clubsamwich> i have trouble remembering who's good or bad ircer
34:00 <nate> Bonky care 2 bonk!??!
34:00 <clubsamwich> so clever
34:00 <nate> i want top bonk!
34:00 <nate> whilst i eat my clubsamwich
35:00 <nate> digi was cool! he filled up the channels with joy
35:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/WZccuvP.jpg
35:00 <amsy> yes clubsamwich
36:00 <amsy> and?
36:00 <bonky> Must be some kind of record or something.. four days to become worst ircer ever.. after a 14 odd year break
36:00 <amsy> lol Hi
36:00 <clubsamwich> do you not listen to the radio?
36:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/b2Zvh6o.jpg
36:00 <nate> im gonna watch ironmong three tonite!
36:00 <amsy> no
36:00 <amsy> lolll AHS
36:00 <nate> couleurs she would make some sexy power ranger babies;l
37:00 <clubsamwich> haha ironmong
37:00 <nate> bonky must get alot of messages
37:00 <clubsamwich> ok, fine geez whatever
37:00 <flee> whats ur story 
37:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/dZhkwFu.jpg
38:00 <bonky> Not that I am aware of
38:00 <nate> for a good time have a hard bonky!
38:00 <nate> woohOO!
38:00 <amsy> AHAHAHAHAHA
38:00 <nate> where did tisky run off 2
38:00 <bonky> From memory only four people have directly messages me.. and two of them were to be abusive
40:00 <TokenDaRing> nate he's outside yelling and screaming at the gay people
41:00 <TokenDaRing> bonky do you think madonna is hot?
42:00 <nate> if they cant give me 50 babies, they arent hot :D
42:00 <bonky> A bit too skanky for my liking.. but twenty plus years ago, she was ok
42:00 <bonky> Now she seems to be a walking skeleton.. which does nothing for me personally
42:00 <TokenDaRing> who are you into?
43:00 <bonky> Erm.. in terms of celebrities.. hmm.. *thinking music*
43:00 <nate> marky mark!
43:00 <bonky> lol
44:00 <bonky> Kate Winslet maybe?.. she comes across as a thinker and down to earth type of woman.. strong but not offensive
44:00 <bonky> I am sure there are better examples.. but I was never one to have posters on the wall etc
44:00 <nate> bonky u are disrupting my wham bam thankyou bonky i like
44:00 <nate> DAMN it all!
45:00 <nate> bonky doesnt think he just bonks!
45:00 <nate> am i right bonkyone!
45:00 <bonky> Sorry.. my name is just a throwback to one of my old bbs handles
46:00 <nate> them crocodile heads poke out and u bonk them!
46:00 <nate> WAAAHHBONK!
46:00 <bonky> lol
46:00 <bonky> Those games were aggravating
47:00 <bonky> Hardly surprising how often they were out of order
47:00 <nate> bonky u may be useful reading 50 shakes of milkshake to me late at night :D
47:00 <nate> lets go with that!!!
48:00 <bonky> Wut?.. I don't even.. lol
48:00 <nate> woop!
49:00 <bonky> I'm locked out of my facebook account, so when I actually tried to sign up for tinder last year I couldn't
49:00 <StrykerX> DOSE IT CUNT
49:00 <StrykerX> Schuuuuuuu tutututu
49:00 <StrykerX> :')
52:00 <nate> dont people have like 2 facebook accounts atleast
52:00 <nate> i even have a girl one ;D
53:00 <StrykerX> I bet you do
53:00 <bonky> I didn't even want one.. but a girl I fancied insisted
54:00 <bonky> It has certainly changed.. almost exclusively a clickbait sponsored likefest now
54:00 <bonky> It was becoming hard to find the personal stories amongst all the garbage
54:00 <coffee> fucken childish ppl
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Chris, piss off
54:00 <TokenDaRing> go have your tantrum somewhere else
55:00 <coffee> u ya fucken 2 yearold
55:00 <StrykerX> IRC is serious business.
55:00 <TokenDaRing> so who else here thinks DiCaprio has got hotter as he's aged?
55:00 <TokenDaRing> I think he's sexy as hell now
55:00 <amsy> me
55:00 <couleurs> me
55:00 <amsy> haha
55:00 <StrykerX> Me
55:00 <nate> not i!
56:00 <nate> i think tisk has become hottest
56:00 <bonky> His face became very round.. I thought he was cuter back then
56:00 <bonky> Romeo/titanic era
56:00 <TokenDaRing> imagine him and Gerard Butler making out
56:00 <TokenDaRing> so hot
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Gerard*
57:00 <Serenity> i just made a lasgana that has veal schnitties in the middle
57:00 <Serenity> be jealous
57:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJbXjIEP6rM
57:00 <nate> this one bonky!
57:00 <amsy> holy shit
57:00 <amsy> sezz!
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: I am jealous
57:00 <Serenity> it smells amazing haha
57:00 <TokenDaRing> but I have too hard a boner from thinking of DiCaprio and Gerard Butler
57:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, pix? :)~~~
57:00 <Serenity> its in da oven
58:00 <amsy> i finally get to eat a meal with flavour tonight and ibwas gonna go with lasagne but changed my mind to tacos
58:00 <bonky> Yeah I like Gerard.. he'd be a great mate I think
58:00 <amsy> maybe you swayed me again
58:00 <Serenity> why were you in hosp amsy
58:00 <bonky> That voice.. who wouldn't want to listen to that all day
59:00 <amsy> pancreatitis/gallbladder issues
59:00 <Serenity> ohhh ouch
59:00 <amsy> yuh, wasnt fun at all
59:00 <amsy> feeling much better now
59:00 <Serenity> thats good!
59:00 <amsy> :))
02:00 <Loof> TokenDaRing? More like TokenDadsRing am i right?
02:00 <TokenDaRing> oh another f an
02:00 <TokenDaRing> fan*
02:00 <TokenDaRing> brilliant
04:00 <couleurs> Loof went away for 45 mins to think of that 1...
04:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: he deserves a gold star for his effort
04:00 <nate> smokendapole!
04:00 <couleurs> :)))))
07:00 <Loof> Token loves that warm feeling when his dad releases deep inside him. It seems to bring his family together
08:00 <TokenDaRing> wow Loof that's fucked up
08:00 <TokenDaRing> look you 5 minutes to come up with what?
08:00 <nate> loof better be his dad or no deal
08:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <Loof> cumsamwich
11:00 <nate> Loof dont waste all that cum, save it for a special lady
12:00 <Loof> if a sperm is wasted god gets quite irate
12:00 <Loof> cause every sperm is sacred
12:00 <Loof> - monty python
15:00 <ShadowLurker> blahblahblah im a fuckhead blah - Loof
15:00 <Loof> laim
15:00 <zaim> fu
16:00 <Mew> Aw
18:00 <ShadowLurker> sook
18:00 <amsy> lol
18:00 <amsy> so angsty today
18:00 <amsy> he'll be better at like 10pm my time
18:00 <amsy> hes usually nice and talkative then
19:00 <Mew> Happy hour lol
19:00 <ShadowLurker> after a bong
19:00 <Mew> when lan let's him hit the vape
20:00 <Mew> that's quite apt xm
20:00 <Serenity> i reckon you just made up that you're mental xm
20:00 <Serenity> youre too normal
21:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> hah
25:00 <couleurs> i'm apt
25:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> my 1ft+ high stack of documents says otherwise
28:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/hzGv15w.jpg
28:00 <couleurs> prizza.
31:00 <Serenity> StrykerX
31:00 <Serenity> pic on fb
31:00 <Loof> show me
32:00 <Loof> StrykurX
34:00 <StrykerX> Just saw
34:00 <StrykerX> Looks delish
34:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
35:00 <Loof> slinky_J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <slinky_J> arkham batman themed ps4!!!
35:00 <Loof> in da house
35:00 <Loof> sup man
35:00 <Loof> lets get drunk together homie
36:00 <Serenity> all from scratch StrykerX :))
36:00 <Loof> is StrykerX worth being friends with?
36:00 <slinky_J> might preorder that this week
37:00 <Serenity> well, ive been friends with him for over 6 years so..
38:00 <StrykerX> I'm jelly
38:00 <StrykerX> VERY jelly
38:00 <Loof> i cant even remember why i'm pissed at him
38:00 <Loof> so fuck it
39:00 <Loof> you gotta try gta v on pc
39:00 <Loof> it rules
39:00 <Dugnuts> its pretty good
40:00 <Loof> me mounts Serenity
40:00 <Loof> sorry
40:00 <Loof> wtf was i thinking
40:00 <Serenity> plz dont, ill get hard burn
40:00 <Serenity> uhhhhhh
40:00 <Serenity> HEART
40:00 <Serenity> f
40:00 <Loof> i'm sooo fucking drunk
40:00 <Loof> can i have a medal?
41:00 <Loof> alf or simpsons badge
41:00 <Loof> i bet i can do a perfect beaglechris impersonation
41:00 <Loof> and get banned so banned
42:00 <Loof> should i stay or should i go WOWOOOOH
42:00 <Loof> de ne ne ne ne ne ne ne
43:00 <dad> the dog is loaded
43:00 <Loof> hi chris
44:00 <dad> and here it is
44:00 <ShadowLurker> drunk
44:00 <dad> didn't you go spastic off pot mate?
44:00 <Loof> off no pot mate
44:00 <ShadowLurker> its fucking tuesday you deadbeat
44:00 <Loof> the problem was no pot
44:00 <Loof> not too much pot
44:00 <dad> welcome,
44:00 <ShadowLurker> substance dependacy
44:00 <dad> where is dad mate?
45:00 <Loof> he od'd due to gambling debts, mafia was after him
46:00 <dad> alright.
46:00 <Loof> triads want my cum
46:00 <dad> okay
46:00 <Loof> they keep sending sexy women to extract it
46:00 <Loof> i dont know what to do
46:00 <dad> well
46:00 <dad> depends on what you're smoking really
46:00 <Loof> crackmeth mostly
47:00 <dad> suicide works best then
47:00 <Loof> yeah i told them that
47:00 <dad> no rehab exists
47:00 <Loof> ikr
47:00 <Loof> rehab wants my cum too though
47:00 <dad> yup
47:00 <dad> okay well you better get to it
47:00 <Loof> ok
48:00 <dad> well that was good
48:00 <ShadowLurker> why wont u die
49:00 <ShadowLurker> srsly
49:00 <Loof> my wife shoved something up my ass before
50:00 <Loof> and i'm too drunk to get it out :(
50:00 <Loof> i just want to know what it is is all
50:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/11011802_10206673185096214_7174355507780012744_n.jpg?oh=762584a9f27a7dc4c4fb581c0b6d9379&oe=55D7F12E
50:00 <Loof> hi liinda 
50:00 <TheRiddler> hai Liinda
50:00 <Liinda> hai loofness
50:00 <simba> fuck yea medium rare
51:00 <simba> loox sik
51:00 <Liinda> hai TheRiddler
51:00 <coffee> Loof
51:00 <coffee> u didnt google enough
51:00 <coffee> u still here
52:00 <coffee> simba and Liinda
52:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1545020_622758171128894_1744737697_n.jpg?oh=fcec75fa4534c40aff7bc3940024f2a5&oe=55A170AB&__gda__=1436741250_6c51e05afe447db1e7890fc8a8b69e96
52:00 <coffee> :D
52:00 <Liinda> coffee?
52:00 <coffee> nah just had one
52:00 <Loof> red red wineeeeeeeeee
52:00 <coffee> heehehe
52:00 <Loof> stay close to meeeeeeeeeee
53:00 <Liinda> lol TheRiddler
53:00 <Fez> hi liindizzle
53:00 <Liinda> i remember when i was in primry school, i made my teacher a "person" out of a toilet paper roll. drew a face on it. used toothpicks for its arms n legs and cotton wool for its hair. She um, loved, it...
54:00 <Liinda> hai fezzleness
54:00 <Liinda> *primary
54:00 <Liinda> that drawing reminded me of my fail
54:00 <Loof> how far did she love it
54:00 <Loof> did she love it in front of the whole class?
54:00 <Liinda> all the way to the rubbish bin after class
54:00 <Loof> what a cunt
55:00 <Loof> poor little toilet roll guy
55:00 <Liinda> yeh.. she did try to pretend
55:00 <Liinda> but her initial reaction was more of a WTF is that... then the, Oh... how sweet
55:00 <Liinda> bitch, took me about 30 mins to make
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
58:00 <TheRiddler> are you single? :p
58:00 <coffee> ehhh
58:00 <Loof> should have punched her in the tit
58:00 <Liinda> i actually cant remember the teacher now
58:00 <Loof> and bit her ass
58:00 <Liinda> i was in glrade 1 or 2 at the time
58:00 <Liinda> *grade
58:00 <TokenDaRing> watching Brokeback Mountain
58:00 <TokenDaRing> what a great movie
59:00 <Loof> relax picard
59:00 <coffee> at school there was this teacher i made a song for
59:00 <Loof> oh he's not here
59:00 <Loof> relax anyway picard
59:00 <coffee> like the diearea song
59:00 <StrykerX> Picard is at Netball atm
59:00 <coffee> when theres a pen on the floor all the girls run out the do mr so an so mr so so
59:00 <StrykerX> He'll be on soon
59:00 <Liinda> die area
59:00 <coffee> he was pervert
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <coffee> that teacher
59:00 <TheRiddler> there was very few hot teachers at my school
59:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Liinda, what are two male actors you'd like to see get it on?
00:00 <StrykerX> My teachers were all old :(
00:00 <Liinda> together TokenDaRing?
00:00 <StrykerX> Not even cougar material
00:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
00:00 <coffee> when ya doing a test and up goes ya dress mr so so mr so so
00:00 <Liinda> will ferrel and danny devito
00:00 <TheRiddler> probably like 2 in total
00:00 <StrykerX> I'm waiting for Elton John to resurface and pash his hubby for the media
00:00 <Loof> my grade two teacher used to let us scratch her legs
00:00 <Liinda> i reckon a 69 wouldbe hot
00:00 <StrykerX> Can't be far off now
00:00 <TokenDaRing> that'd be pretty funny Liinda
00:00 <Liinda> :P
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <Liinda> i know right
00:00 <Loof> she had great legs
00:00 <TokenDaRing> I think Devito is a bit short
00:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
01:00 <TheRiddler> arnie n danny devito
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Will Ferrel has a big dick apparently
01:00 <TheRiddler> twins
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <StrykerX> DiVito is a walking headjob
01:00 <Liinda> how on earth would anyone know his cock size
01:00 <Liinda> nah anie n devito did twins already
01:00 <Liinda> *arnie
02:00 <TheRiddler> I know
03:00 <Liinda> what about....  jack black and danny devito?
03:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
04:00 <TokenDaRing> Tom Arnold
04:00 <TokenDaRing> and Jack Black
04:00 <Liinda> lol
05:00 <couleurs> hee hee
05:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
06:00 <Liinda> ooh war horse is on
06:00 <StrykerX> Bed soon
06:00 <TheRiddler> peter dinklage and danny devito 
06:00 <TheRiddler> :p
06:00 <StrykerX> Too cold to stay up
06:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
07:00 <TheRiddler> hai MsJellybean
08:00 <MsJellybean> Hey riddler
13:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11011802_10206673185096214_7174355507780012744_n.jpg?oh=9c2e9d1fe8b2337a74710f554406cc84&oe=55E51E72
13:00 <TheRiddler> btw I'm not eating that
13:00 <TheRiddler> I wish tho
16:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler: who do you think is hotter, Kylie or Danni?
17:00 <Doodle> *dannii
17:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah her
17:00 <TheRiddler> kylie or danni who?
17:00 <amsy> lmao
17:00 <amsy> ash...
17:00 <amsy> minogue.
17:00 <TheRiddler> thought so
18:00 <TheRiddler> kylie
18:00 <Liinda> daniii
18:00 <slinky_J> dammit
18:00 <Liinda> kylie is up herself
18:00 <slinky_J> damn stupid batman game
18:00 <slinky_J> so confused
25:00 <Picard> ffs Qantas are stupid
26:00 <Mew> nz picard!
26:00 <Picard> next week Mew
26:00 <Mew> oh haha
26:00 <Mew> I'm going to melb this weekend
27:00 <Serenity> i have these
27:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/11147145_10152692221502331_2738330503991258342_n.jpg?oh=44a320449459091f5dfb5c628f851054&oe=55D2D486
27:00 <Mew> not as cool as nz
27:00 <bonky> I will apologise in advance for the weather
27:00 <Mew> yeah you assholes
27:00 <Mew> and its for a wedding
27:00 <Mew> hopefully not outdoors
28:00 <bonky> Nice and wet and cold.. truly blessed
28:00 <Doodle> its going to be 11 here on saturday
29:00 <Picard> actually auckland has been warmer this week then here
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
29:00 <Picard> kate
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
31:00 <Picard> hows the snatch?
31:00 <Picard> still loose?
31:00 <bonky> jeeps and sheiks?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey bonky :D
32:00 <bonky> Hello... you.
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
32:00 <bonky> -.-
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh how was the sank last night? Satisfactory? Or we put you off?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> sank 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> WANK
33:00 <bonky> I went to bed because I get up at 5
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Are you on some kind of …. diet 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
33:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: wtf?
33:00 <bonky> Three days of pent up frustration now
33:00 <amsy> fqhq    
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
33:00 <amsy> oops
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Token, last night bonky was taking about going to have a wank… and a few peeps in the channel last night were having a joke and hassling him. Bonky rage quit 
34:00 <bonky> I am on the dick diet.. I am only allowed to eat things shaped like dicks
34:00 <TokenDaRing> bonky who'd you wank over mate?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> So, I was asking him if he actually got around to having a wanl. 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> wank*
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Me obviously.
35:00 <bonky> Nobody.. it was after 1am and I had to get up in a few hours
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <bonky> No time for practicing my mantra
35:00 <TokenDaRing> ouch man
35:00 <TokenDaRing> ouch
35:00 <TokenDaRing> should have just had a quicky
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ph phallic shaped things, I like. 
35:00 <bonky> I'm not very good at being quick
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh*
36:00 <TokenDaRing> bonky: you're one up on Picard then
36:00 <couleurs> fqhq
36:00 <StrykerX> loll
36:00 <amsy> buhu
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> bog
37:00 <amsy> lol 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <StrykerX> lol
37:00 <amsy> lol
37:00 <couleurs> lol
37:00 <bonky> Do you need a can opener or have those kegel exercises worked?
37:00 <Picard> gday StrykerX
37:00 <amsy> phew
37:00 <StrykerX> Sup Picard 
37:00 <amsy> just in time cc
38:00 <Picard> fuck all, you?
38:00 <couleurs> just in timber lake
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmmm 
38:00 <couleurs> n e 1 on tinder tweet me
39:00 <katatonic_kate01>  i may need a can opener for the time being… i'm building up the muscles 
39:00 <StrykerX> Kicking back
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes. loving myself sick with the weather
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> JUST not travelling to and from the city :/
39:00 <bonky> Still windy and raining?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> (sydney weather is epic at the moment)
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> EPIC
40:00 <bonky> This morning the bureau was saying it will be a bit rough until tomorrow evening
40:00 <bonky> Is that still the forecast?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> it hasn't eased up at all
42:00 <Picard> fuck all on tv
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> abc iview
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> god speed
42:00 <bonky> See down here.. it would at least change every ten minutes or so.. breaks of sun right before and after kicking your arse with golf ball hail and snow
43:00 <bonky> Well usually more sleet
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> its just drizzle followed by wind
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> followed by a massive downpour
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> followed by wind
43:00 <bonky> Flash flood waist high water and then the sun comes out like.. "WHAT?!?"
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> only in melb :P
44:00 <Picard> gotta love melbourne weather
44:00 <bonky> I feel for you.. consistent rough weather isn't much fun
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, it makes great sleeping weather!
44:00 <stebie> melbourne is great all round
44:00 <bonky> Even with the comforts of climate controlled cars and buildings
44:00 <couleurs> i'm watchen iron men 3 it's like batmen but bad and gay
45:00 <Picard> i love melbourne
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah…. I only had to endure the cold and wet weather to get coffee
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and have a few smokes, so it wasn't THAT bad....
45:00 <couleurs> melbourne hate u Picard 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <Picard> fuck off couleurs dont you have fifa to play u retard
46:00 <bonky> Oh.. well smokers deserve to get rained on :P
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
46:00 <Picard> i agree bonky
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> have some compassion for someone in active addiction
46:00 <bonky> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd damn it
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> and nothing…..
47:00 <bonky> You are supposed to say.. 'Damnit I need a smoke'
47:00 <couleurs> no time 4 FiFa 2 nite unfortunanteley 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> the wet weather is reducing my need or want for a cigarette 
47:00 <slinky_J> aw 
47:00 <bonky> How many a day?.. and aren't they freakin expensive now?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh just a couple at work, when clients stress me out
48:00 <bonky> Clients?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, i do understand that a cigarette actually increases my blood pressure
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> clients - yah
48:00 <StrykerX> Doesn't for me
48:00 <StrykerX> Oddly enough
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm a social worker
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i work with homeless women
49:00 <StrykerX> I took my BP before and after a smoke once.. It was unaltered.
49:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ2X8PHAI6Y
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: We Broke Star Trek Views: 1308451 Uploader: BirgirPall Uploaded: 2013-06-17 Duration: 12m17s Rating: 4.98
49:00 <bonky> "Yeah you know that design document that was signed off six months ago and you are halfway through implementation?.. We only want to change EVERYTHING!"
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that doesn't happen to me…..
50:00 <bonky> Sucks to be homeless.. and I only did it for a couple months
50:00 <bonky> In a car.. I had it awesome by comparison
51:00 <bonky> We have heaps around melbourne at present.. just coming into the cold weather and they pop up everywhere
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> my stress is usually, i've decided to try heroin and i blacked out in in X location for 24 hours….
51:00 <Picard> lol
51:00 <Picard> moron
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the homeless situation is different in melb
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> like they deal with homelessness differently
52:00 <slinky_J> couleurs do I buy ps4 and limited edition of batman for ps4 or do i just buy the batman edition of ps4 wit game
52:00 <StrykerX> I feel for the homeless on nights like tonight
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> In NSW there are more 'refuges'……
52:00 <slinky_J> i so confused
52:00 <StrykerX> Not even 10pm and it's already fucking freezing.
52:00 <Picard> yeah they live under the queensbridge rail bridge 
52:00 <slinky_J> i want teh statue!
52:00 <bonky> From the few I have talked with, mental illness and family abuse seems to be common
52:00 <slinky_J> and other collectibles
53:00 <couleurs> buy 2 of each
53:00 <StrykerX> Current temp: 10.5
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, past "trauma" 
53:00 <StrykerX> Sure doesn't feel it
53:00 <Picard> fuck that StrykerX
53:00 <StrykerX> Feels closer to around 8
53:00 <thickness> Feels closer to around 8
53:00 <slinky_J> buy the batman console and the limited edition? lol
53:00 <Picard> 12.7°C here
54:00 <slinky_J> i could buy the console and buy the limted edition for xbox
54:00 <slinky_J> win win
55:00 <Picard> is my ole mate TokenDaRing talking?
55:00 <stebie> no
55:00 <slinky_J> no he won the lotto
55:00 <Picard> good 
55:00 <Picard> lol
55:00 <slinky_J> he out partyin
55:00 <stebie> getting blotto
55:00 <slinky_J> lol
55:00 <Picard> he still finds the need to noteop me as i have him on ignore
55:00 <slinky_J> hookin up wit the sluts from neighours
55:00 <stebie> that's cute
56:00 <StrykerX> It's love
56:00 <slinky_J> when u put someone on ignore it means u have a irc crush on them.
56:00 <slinky_J> silly Picard
56:00 <StrykerX> So Picard has a thing for TokenDaRing?
56:00 <StrykerX> Nawwww!!
56:00 <Picard> nuh
56:00 <Picard> he is my stalker
56:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: nah, Picard has a tiny hard on for the Essendon team
56:00 <Serenity> you dont notice him though right
56:00 <Picard> -NoteOP- You just received a note from TokenDaRing. /NoteOP read 8
57:00 <stebie> sup daz?
57:00 <Picard> nope Serenity, its on ignore
57:00 <StrykerX> Not alot stebie, thinking about bed. You?
57:00 <Serenity> hahahah
57:00 <stebie> :/
57:00 <Picard> although i did just start a timer flood to annoy him
57:00 <stebie> not a lot either
57:00 <TokenDaRing> is Picard saying he has a thing for me?
57:00 <TokenDaRing> I have him on ignore
57:00 <StrykerX> <Picard> although i did just start a timer flood to annoy him << Isn't flooding a zline offense?
58:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah flooding someone isn't kocher
58:00 <stebie> !!!
58:00 <Picard> not in pm :P
58:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean, he's busy flooding his pants with urine all the time already
59:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl!
59:00 <stebie> HAHAHA
59:00 <StrykerX> LOL
59:00 <Picard> oops
59:00 <StrykerX> Owned
59:00 <stebie> Picard, why let opers kick you when you can do it yourself?
59:00 <StrykerX> Also, when you reconnected, did you read the MOTD?
59:00 <stebie> :P
59:00 <Picard> hows that owned?
59:00 <StrykerX> It states "No flooding"
59:00 <StrykerX> Owned, simple. You flooding TokenDaRing, only flooded yourself out
00:00 <StrykerX> Not rocket science mate.
00:00 <Picard> wasnt him that caused it cretin
00:00 <stebie> * No Flooding, Spamming, or Harrassing other users.
00:00 <StrykerX> ^^
00:00 <Picard> well perhaps you mention that to a few others stebie :P
01:00 <faux> Shine bright like a diamondddd
01:00 <Picard> yes faux
01:00 <faux> Hi croc
01:00 <stebie> no-one else advertised they were flooding :P
01:00 <Serenity> fauxxx
01:00 <Picard> u said harassing
01:00 <Serenity> my lips are purple
01:00 <faux> Hii
01:00 <faux> Lol
01:00 <Picard> :P
01:00 <faux> U dumbass
01:00 <faux> I have no sympathy!
01:00 <Serenity> hahaha
01:00 <Serenity> i thought it would be funny!
02:00 <faux> Lolol
02:00 <stebie> but depending on the frequency of a timer, may not constitute a flood anyway
02:00 <faux> The actual lip product only sucks your lips
02:00 <faux> Not the surrounding skin
02:00 <stebie> hi fox!
02:00 <StrykerX> Obviously Picard's frequency was low
02:00 <StrykerX> Hence flooding out
02:00 <StrykerX> Erm, high.
02:00 <faux> Hence if used correctly you don't get bruising
02:00 <faux> Hey stebie
02:00 <faux> How's u
02:00 <stebie> lol daz
02:00 <Picard> idiot
02:00 <stebie> good fox good, and you?
02:00 <faux> I'm gooood
02:00 <faux> Bit frozen
03:00 <faux> Can't feel me toes
03:00 <Picard> -NoteOP- Note 8 from TokenDaRing -- Sent Tue Apr 21 11:55:22 2015 GMT
03:00 <Picard> -
03:00 <Picard> -NoteOP- I bet you pitch your tiny little tent when you see the Essendon players in a game, can't keep your eyes off their crotches can you?
03:00 <Picard> lol @ him 
03:00 <faux> .
03:00 <stebie> fox, are you a danger area with all the shitty weather going on?
03:00 <Picard> essendon players??
03:00 <Serenity> can you not
03:00 <faux> Naw thankfully
03:00 <Serenity> we dont care about your hardon for token
03:00 <stebie> good good ^_^
03:00 <faux> Its been raining nonstop here 
03:00 <stebie> hadron?
03:00 <Picard> only one giving me a hardon is u Serenity4
03:00 <faux> Tokens hard on for Picard more like it
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <Serenity> one of the girls that works at nova here had one of the lip products faux
04:00 <Picard> correct faux
04:00 <stebie> fox, the hardon goes both ways
04:00 <Serenity> her lips were like as big as her head
04:00 <Serenity> rofl
04:00 <stebie> sword fights a plenty
04:00 <faux> Lmao
04:00 <faux> Baboon butt
04:00 <Picard> shitney will be washed away soon
04:00 <TokenDaRing> I have a hardon, because I'm watching Brokeback Mountain
04:00 <Picard> nujh stebie
05:00 <couleurs> hi crocodylus_poindexter
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> token, you're a fuckwitt
07:00 <TokenDaRing> ok katatonic_kate01
07:00 <doctor> that movie was sad
07:00 <TokenDaRing> try spelling fuckwit correctly
07:00 <Serenity> http://www.nova100.com.au/best-web/girls-lip-enhancing-fail - faux
07:00 <doctor> sadness can sometimes make me horny
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i'll spell fuckwitt however I want.
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> If you don't like it - put me on ignore.
07:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: look both ways when you cross the road
07:00 <Picard> i tend to agree kate
08:00 <Picard> fuckwitt
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> token, fuck up idiot. 
08:00 <doctor> fucked wits 
08:00 <TokenDaRing> looks like kate is invoking the spirit of Chris tonight
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not really. Calling it how it is.
08:00 <amsy> wuckfit
08:00 <stebie> wiifit
08:00 <TheRiddler> buy 1 for your slit :p
08:00 <bonky> wickfut
08:00 <faux> Lmao seen it sez
08:00 <amsy> dickbutt :D
08:00 <faux> Full panic attack
08:00 <Picard> he cant handle the truth
09:00 <Serenity> bordering tears haha
09:00 <faux> stop at the lights
09:00 <faux> Look both ways
09:00 <bonky> Reminds me of the film Idiocracy... Buckfutters
09:00 <faux> Look both ways against 
09:00 <Serenity> im so glad i didnt do mine fully last nigh
09:00 <faux> Wait for the traffic to come to a stop
09:00 <Serenity> fuck knows what id look like today
09:00 <faux> And cross the road with a friend
09:00 <faux> - teh wiggles
09:00 <StrykerX> Right, surely there's some nerds in here
09:00 <Picard> faux some people should walk in front of a bus
09:00 <StrykerX> What's the name of the resource widget thingy in KDE
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed they should.
10:00 <Picard> speaking of those people hello patr
10:00 <StrykerX> I want to download it but can't think of the feckin name
10:00 <Picard> partgay
10:00 <faux> I need to go to the wee wee shop 
10:00 <partay> hahaha pictard
10:00 <partay> hows that plan
10:00 <faux> But itS too cold 
10:00 <partay> faux 
11:00 <stebie> StrykerX, no idea
11:00 <faux> partay
11:00 <stebie> doesn't your distro come with one installed?
11:00 <partay> faux when are we going to cuddlefuck on the couch and watch girls ?
11:00 <StrykerX> I built this up from a minimal install cause I was near my quote
11:00 <StrykerX> Quota too
12:00 <stebie> ahh
12:00 <stebie> KSysGuard ?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> cuddlefuck!
13:00 <stebie> or KDE System Guard
13:00 <couleurs> iron men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 welcome to come sit on the couch too 
15:00 <Serenity> OH so kate gets an invite and i have to stand out here in the cold
15:00 <Serenity> fuck you partay
15:00 <partay> but youre busy masturbating
15:00 <Dugnuts> seemed like you were enjoying yourself out there
16:00 <Serenity> dont sweet talk me now
16:00 <StrykerX> I'll check it out stebie
16:00 <StrykerX> I found one that came with KDE but it's fucking useless
16:00 <StrykerX> Can't detect my CPU :/
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity you can have my spot
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> if it means that much to you
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
16:00 <Serenity> no thanks
16:00 <Serenity> i know when im not wanted
16:00 <coffee> ...
17:00 <coffee> rip Serenity
17:00 <Serenity> fuck off?
17:00 <coffee> lols
17:00 <Picard> Serenity has been made redundant
17:00 <Picard> too old :P
17:00 <partay> just be careful cos picard is in the bushes behind you
17:00 <TokenDaRing> partay: that's a normal night for Picard
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww serenity 
19:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> eat me katatonic_kate01
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
19:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> dam
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't know where you've been
19:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> no where
19:00 <Serenity> gross stop it chris
19:00 <Picard> is anyone going to a dawn service?
20:00 <Serenity> nope
20:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> why
20:00 <Picard> i guesses as much
20:00 <TokenDaRing> Chocaholic_cake01: katatonic_kate01 really wants you, she likes you a lot
20:00 <TokenDaRing> she thinks you're a nice guy
20:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> nice
20:00 <Picard> u cunts are the generation who expect things and dont wish to earn it
20:00 <Picard> no respect
20:00 <StrykerX> What a faggot nick
20:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> people being cunts
20:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> how awesome
20:00 <Serenity> oh shut uo picard you're becoming boring
20:00 <StrykerX> Yes.. Becoming..
20:00 <Serenity> you're not the only person here who works ok so stop
20:00 <Picard> anzac day is not boring
21:00 <partay> Picard just because youre a failure doesnt mean everyone else is
21:00 <Picard> it has nothing to do with working
21:00 <Serenity> [8:20pm] <Picard> u cunts are the generation who expect things and dont wish to earn it - wtf are you slagging on about then
21:00 <StrykerX> stebie, that wasn't the app I was after but I really do like it
21:00 <Serenity> how many wars have you been to
21:00 <StrykerX> Cheers!
21:00 <Picard> thats not hard to understand Serenity
21:00 <stebie> StrykerX, hah no worries dude
21:00 <StrykerX> Picard wouldn't last in war
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> token, i'm pretty sure that if i want someone or something i'm more than capable of informing that particular person. 
22:00 <Serenity> well if you arent talking about working
22:00 <Serenity> what the fuck are you on about
22:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> dam
22:00 <Picard> respect
22:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> :/
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Until I call on you to type for me - how about stop being a pretentious cunt
22:00 <Picard> not taking things for granted
22:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: ladies first
22:00 <Serenity> what a load of shit
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> if that is possible of course
22:00 <StrykerX> Picard, you preaching respect..
22:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> yeah TokenDaRing u are pretentious
22:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> lols
22:00 <StrykerX> That's the ironic motion of the night
22:00 <StrykerX> Hands down
22:00 <Serenity> oh god kate chris is gonna think you want to fuck him next
22:00 <Serenity> becareful
23:00 <Picard> i respect those who deserve it StrykerX
23:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> nah i never would think that
23:00 <StrykerX> Kate, he'll want you to take his virginity soon
23:00 <StrykerX> Heads up.
23:00 <StrykerX> He's already mimicing your nick
23:00 <StrykerX> Half way to it.
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Chocaholic_cake01: want to watch Brokeback Mountain with me?
24:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> nah not really
24:00 <Picard> lucky kate
24:00 <TokenDaRing> you'd like the movie, man
24:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, it's a very educational movie
24:00 <TokenDaRing> its pretty good
24:00 <StrykerX> Chocaholic_cake01 will enjoy it.
24:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah I reckon he would
24:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> fucken u guys are so dum
24:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> repeating same shit 
25:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> thinking it gets to me
25:00 <partay> Picard shush
25:00 <StrykerX> I've only just mentioned that particular movie Chocaholic_cake01 
25:00 <StrykerX> No idea what you're on about.
25:00 <thickness> No idea what you're on about.
25:00 <Picard> partgay, get fucked
25:00 <Serenity> chris
25:00 <Serenity> if it didnt get to you
25:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> yeh
25:00 <Serenity> you wouldnt keep fucking commenting
25:00 <Serenity> on repeat
25:00 <partay> hahah
26:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> nah i dont find fun in it
26:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> its boring
26:00 <stebie> that's nice chris
26:00 <stebie> tell us what else you don't like
26:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> cold hands on breasts
26:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> u get slapped if u do that
27:00 <stebie> i'm sure you don't have that problem, chris
27:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
27:00 <TokenDaRing> don't worry, Chris, we promise not to touch your breasts
27:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> i got no idea
27:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> but u are full of them
28:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> its like
28:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> shhhh
28:00 <StrykerX> Full of breasts?
28:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
28:00 <couleurs> i'm on FiFa
28:00 <TokenDaRing> I am full of all the breasts
28:00 <TheRiddler> he's lost the plot
28:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> nah i havent
28:00 <StrykerX> Can't lose it if he never had it....
28:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler: shhhh
28:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> i dont like nething
28:00 <Picard> did u know 8 million horses,donkeys and mules died in ww1
28:00 <thickness> did u know 8 million horses,donkeys and mules died in ww1
29:00 <Picard> fuck off
29:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> thats not likable
29:00 <TheRiddler> did u know 8 million horses,donkeys and mules died in ww1
29:00 <couleurs> amazing u survived Picard 
29:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> my stomachs is empty
29:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl couleurs
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Chocaholic_cake01: fill it with breasts
30:00 <Picard> fuck off back to fifa
30:00 <StrykerX> Picard, do you like cats?
30:00 <StrykerX> I do. :)
30:00 <Picard> we have 2
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> lols at couleurs
30:00 <StrykerX> And how do you stand on animal abuse and neglect, Picard?
30:00 <StrykerX> Do you report it?
30:00 <TheRiddler> he castrates his horses
30:00 <StrykerX> I have, especially lately.
31:00 <Picard> luckily i have seen any 
31:00 <Picard> hanvt*
31:00 <Picard> if i did u would report it
31:00 <TheRiddler> I say that's abuse enough
31:00 <StrykerX> Good man
31:00 <StrykerX> I reported neglect just the other day
31:00 <StrykerX> The RSPCA were astonished.
31:00 <TokenDaRing> I think if you neglect your animal you should be put in jail with no food or water
31:00 <StrykerX> :/
31:00 <Picard> anyone who harms a child or animal needs a punch in the balls
31:00 <StrykerX> agreed TokenDaRing.
31:00 <Picard> the rspca are piss weak
32:00 <ShadowLurker> you need a punch in the balls
32:00 <partay> lol
32:00 <partay> Picard has hampster balls 
32:00 <Picard> fuck off ShadowLurker, growns ups are typing
32:00 <TokenDaRing> partay: to match his hamster penis
32:00 <TheRiddler> picard has no balls
32:00 <StrykerX> agreed Picard, punch them in the balls.
32:00 <TheRiddler> he cut them off after the kids
33:00 <Picard> partgay is the type of person to throw kittens out of a moving car
33:00 <StrykerX> There's people closer than you realise who are VERY guilty of said offenses
33:00 <ShadowLurker> loooool 
33:00 <ShadowLurker> have a cry fatman
33:00 <partay> it's currently 10°C 
33:00 <Picard> really StrykerX
33:00 <partay> a bit nipply
33:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
33:00 <partay> poor Picard
33:00 <StrykerX> Fuck off it's 9.5 degrees
34:00 <StrykerX> Fuckwit BOM wouldn't have a clue!
34:00 <Picard> lol
35:00 <Picard> its not cold
35:00 <StrykerX> It is here.
35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oi couleurs
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> are you on fifa
36:00 <couleurs> yes
36:00 <Picard> might be outside, its 24 degrees in my house
36:00 <couleurs> u redy
36:00 <Picard> redy?
36:00 <Picard> did b1 die in a puddle of his own vomit?
37:00 <slinky_J> puke
37:00 <Chocaholic_cake01> haha
37:00 <slinky_J> spoon it up bebe
37:00 <slinky_J> chow time
37:00 <Picard> lol josh
38:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: what do you think of animal abuse?
38:00 <slinky_J> horrible
38:00 <slinky_J> :/
38:00 <partay> slinky_J how's your bum for grubs?
38:00 <slinky_J> i feel bad because i didnt clean the fishtank in a few weeks
38:00 <Picard> what morons thought up this stupid fucking show married at first sight
38:00 <slinky_J> not like the fish care but
38:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: I know this guy who doesn't feed or water his cat
39:00 <slinky_J> take the cat
39:00 <Picard> the fish are dead slinky_J
39:00 <partay> Picard well youre watching it 
39:00 <Picard> no, no im not
39:00 <slinky_J> no they r chillin out
39:00 <|> this is the most beautiful dish
39:00 <|> lols
39:00 <|> bollocks
39:00 <Picard> there is an add on for it now
39:00 <slinky_J> put hella fresh water in today
39:00 <slinky_J> might put more in
39:00 <Picard> eat them
39:00 <slinky_J> naw mang
40:00 <|> really for millions years sleep
40:00 <slinky_J> they're my mates fish really, tho he said i could keep them if i want
40:00 <|> oi
40:00 <slinky_J> so im still of the mind that im takin care of them for him whilst he's away
40:00 <Picard> u cant take care of yourself, how the fuck can u have a pet?
40:00 <slinky_J> five
40:00 <|> 5
40:00 <slinky_J> 5
40:00 <couleurs> let's FiFa!!!!!!!
40:00 <Picard> they will die
40:00 <slinky_J> Fish 5 starring Fin Diesel
41:00 <slinky_J> huhu
41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ok one game
41:00 <|> 8-Þ
41:00 <couleurs> ok i send u invite in 5
41:00 <slinky_J> put you in a tank full of water and watch you die Picard
41:00 <partay> that would be one BIG tank 
42:00 <slinky_J> prob start sticking his butt out the water to suck in air thru his arsehole
42:00 <slinky_J> bobbing up and down farting out air like a cunt that wont die
42:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: he'll look like a floating fat pink blob
42:00 <slinky_J> lol!
43:00 <slinky_J> The Abominable Mr. Picard
43:00 <StrykerX> Picard?
43:00 <TokenDaRing> how many chins does Picard have?
43:00 <StrykerX> 3
44:00 <slinky_J> head gut cankles
44:00 <slinky_J> 3
44:00 <Picard> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> did you know there is a micronation in sydney
45:00 <Loof> too drunk to game :(
45:00 <slinky_J> smurfs r real?
45:00 <slinky_J> TheRiddler are you getting the new batman game?
46:00 <TheRiddler> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Wy
46:00 <Loof> wtf dat on about
46:00 <partay> Picard another 12hr day tomorrrow for minimum wage ?
47:00 <Loof> some artsy bs
47:00 <Picard> i dunno partgay, do you?
47:00 <Loof> throw a turd at a bird and call it art
48:00 <Loof> or is he absorbing himself in "art" to try to get into xtinas pants
48:00 <Loof> he
49:00 <Loof> he's already proved he is willing to be pegged
49:00 <Loof> proven*
49:00 <Loof> wonder if it will work
49:00 <Loof> time will tell
50:00 <slinky_J> how sweet is this loof !! https://ebgames.com.au/ps4-202684-PlayStation-4-Batman-Arkham-Knight-Steel-Grey-Console-PlayStation-4
51:00 <Loof> holy fuck
51:00 <Loof> that is awesome
51:00 <slinky_J> tru dat
51:00 <Loof> batman rules
51:00 <Loof> so does ps4
52:00 <slinky_J> yeah i was deliberating over whether id get that or the limited edition game
52:00 <slinky_J> so decided limited edition and just get normal ps4
52:00 <Loof> man gimme your psn
52:00 <Loof> we can game
53:00 <slinky_J> im gonna make a new one
53:00 <Loof> cool
54:00 <Loof> imagine the adventures we could have
54:00 <slinky_J> yeppers
54:00 <slinky_J> pew pew
54:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
54:00 <Liinda> you two should get a room :P
55:00 <Picard> intelligent conversation, loof and slinky_J
55:00 <stebie> Loof, play FiFa with couleurs
55:00 <Loof> Liinda you dont get gaming
55:00 <Loof> you're out of the loop
55:00 <partay> Picard you are the dumbest person here
55:00 <Liinda> i only have an xbox 360 so i cant even fif with couleurs
56:00 <Loof> xbox 360
56:00 <Loof> why even bother
56:00 <Loof> just throw it in the bin
56:00 <stebie> i have a 360
56:00 <Liinda> i got it as a bday pressie years ago. hardly touched it
56:00 <stebie> let's game, Liinda
56:00 <stebie> aw
56:00 <Liinda> haha stebie
57:00 <slinky_J> ye i got rid of my 360
57:00 <slinky_J> sometimes i miss it but then i remember that i wouldnt be using it if i had it
57:00 <Loof> breb
57:00 <slinky_J> shrug
57:00 <slinky_J> material things
02:00 <slinky_J> wb
02:00 <Loof> ty
05:00 <couleurs> lol 90 min gole
05:00 <couleurs> that was tite
06:00 <Loof> turn around, brown eyeeee
06:00 <Loof> every now and then i do a fart
07:00 <slinky_J> cig time
07:00 <Loof> good idea bro
07:00 <Loof> Liinda eat a dick
09:00 <Liinda> wish i could
11:00 <Picard> partgay every time you type you take that title lad
16:00 <Loof> ITaL^GuY liinda wants to eat a dick
16:00 <Loof> will u accomodate?
16:00 <Liinda> lol
16:00 <ITaL^GuY> do you even have to ask?
16:00 <ITaL^GuY> Liinda is great
16:00 <Loof> not really
16:00 <Liinda> Loof are you high?
17:00 <Loof> no :(
17:00 <Liinda> Awh thats why ur a meanie
17:00 <stebie> couleurs, let's FiFa
17:00 <stebie> buy me ps4
17:00 <stebie> ty
17:00 <Loof> <Liinda> you two should get a room :P
17:00 <stebie> lol
18:00 <Liinda> lol that was ages ago Loof
18:00 <stebie> he took it to heart!
18:00 <couleurs> No!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <Loof> calling me gay
18:00 <Liinda> No
18:00 <Loof> when it's all about the games
18:00 <Liinda> Game lovers is all
18:00 <Loof> sure
18:00 <Liinda> not Gay lovers
18:00 <slinky_J> <3 games
18:00 <Liinda> :P
18:00 <British^Meat> #driveclubthelastofuswormsbattlegroundsps4
18:00 <slinky_J> i dld this free game Child of Light
19:00 <Loof> man that game is good
19:00 <Loof> i want it
19:00 <slinky_J> which?
19:00 <Loof> child of light
19:00 <Liinda> lol
19:00 <slinky_J> ye mon
19:00 <slinky_J> i only did a little bit and battled some spider like thing
19:00 <slinky_J> but it was fun
19:00 <Loof> i been feinding for that game
20:00 <Loof> want it so bad
20:00 <slinky_J> oh crud i completely forgot to get Ori and the Blind Forest..
20:00 <slinky_J> went to get a card from eb so i could dl it since u can only dl it but they had just ran out before i walked in!
21:00 <Loof> ah fuck :(
21:00 <slinky_J> owell
21:00 <slinky_J> gonna preorder batman for ps4
21:00 <Loof> you got another ps4??!??!
21:00 <slinky_J> missed out on the exlusive ps3 stuff last time cause i bought it for 360
21:00 <slinky_J> nah gettin one
21:00 <Loof> cool cool
22:00 <Loof> i wish they'd bring out a killer spiderman game
22:00 <slinky_J> yer amazing spider-man 2 is so SHIT
22:00 <Loof> yeah
22:00 <slinky_J> i just like the web slinging
22:00 <Loof> exactly
22:00 <Loof> same
22:00 <slinky_J> and costumes
22:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
23:00 <slinky_J> im kinda over xbox one at the moment
23:00 <Loof> wish i wasn't too drunk to game
23:00 <Loof> here i am telling you alcohol causes depression the other day
23:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:00 <Loof> then i get drunk
23:00 <slinky_J> yeah
23:00 <slinky_J> ive been feeling mad depressed after drinking recently
23:00 <slinky_J> takes me days to straighten out and feel good
23:00 <Loof> it burns up all your happy chemicals
24:00 <Loof> at once
24:00 <slinky_J> infact after saturday bro yea
24:00 <slinky_J> if i drink beer im all good
24:00 <Loof> i can game when i'm high
24:00 <Loof> cant game when drunk
24:00 <Loof> i dont know
25:00 <slinky_J> just cant drink spirits and wine on this anti depressant
25:00 <Loof> brain chemicals too confusing
25:00 <slinky_J> yer
25:00 <Loof> wish i could work out the brain
25:00 <slinky_J> it's just hard to stop at one six pack
25:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
25:00 <slinky_J> WAHAHAHA
25:00 <Loof> i know 1 drink drowsy, 987394872 drinks awesome
25:00 <slinky_J> lol
26:00 <slinky_J> 1 drink is just refreshment hey
26:00 <slinky_J> 2 drinks is put on music!
26:00 <Loof> fuck yeah!
26:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
26:00 <stebie> goodnight y'all o/
26:00 <Loof> night stebs
26:00 <Serenity> night stebies
26:00 <slinky_J> nite baebz
26:00 <slinky_J> i gotta wait till sat to have a drink
26:00 <slinky_J> since my pal wants to come over n chill
27:00 <slinky_J> n if i drink before that i might feel depressive on sat and not want to hang out
27:00 <slinky_J> how sick is this deal yo https://ebgames.com.au/ps4-800425-PlayStation-4-Console--5-Games-bundle-PlayStation-4
28:00 <slinky_J> that's the best assortment of games to come in a ps4 deal ive seen so far
28:00 <couleurs> fucken awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <Loof> those are all awesome games man
29:00 <Loof> i gotta say
29:00 <slinky_J> no shit
29:00 <Loof> do eet
29:00 <Loof> no depression if you get that
29:00 <Loof> you will be in heaven for months
30:00 <Loof> i swear to god
30:00 <Loof> last of us is 1080p 60fps
30:00 <Loof> so amazing
31:00 <Loof> major eye candy
31:00 <couleurs> amaseing!!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <slinky_J> mm
32:00 <slinky_J> not all games have been 1080p
33:00 <slinky_J> watchdogs wasnt
33:00 <slinky_J> pretty sure Black Flag wasnt
33:00 <couleurs> i'm 1080p
33:00 <Loof> http://au.ign.com/wikis/xbox-one/PS4_vs._Xbox_One_Native_Resolutions_and_Framerates
33:00 <Loof> not every game ^
34:00 <Loof> you're right
35:00 <slinky_J> yeah bf4
35:00 <Loof> i've no time for non-gamers
36:00 <Loof> gaming is life
36:00 <Liinda> goodnight all <3
36:00 <couleurs> Bye Liinda 
37:00 <Loof> slinky_J i still think you should get a wii u though
37:00 <Loof> i wish i had one
37:00 <Loof> nintendo is trailblazing
37:00 <Loof> atm
38:00 <Loof> the graphics might not be as good
38:00 <Loof> but the games
38:00 <Loof> man the games
40:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
41:00 <slinky_J> i sitll would like wii u
41:00 <slinky_J> still*
42:00 <slinky_J> uno it's too bad pharm companies wont look into Ketamine to treat depression
42:00 <slinky_J> watched a thing on the use of ketamine to treat it on sbs
43:00 <slinky_J> but big business wont research it because there's no way for them to make profit off of a ketamine based medication :/
44:00 <couleurs> https://vine.co/v/eztvlhp6abq
44:00 <couleurs> hahahhahaha
47:00 <Loof> man thats exactly right
47:00 <Loof> there's no profit in curing things
48:00 <Loof> especially if the cure is natural
48:00 <slinky_J> they said something about the drug being so old and not patented anymore
48:00 <slinky_J> being part of the reason
48:00 <Loof> this displeases me :(
48:00 <slinky_J> but there are doctors that are treating people with ketamine
48:00 <Loof> champions
48:00 <slinky_J> and a place opening up in Sydney I think
49:00 <slinky_J> it's so terribly difficult to remember things with this fog of depression engulfing my mind
49:00 <Loof> the damn fog
49:00 <Loof> the fucking fog
49:00 <slinky_J> lol
49:00 <Loof> i hate it so much
49:00 <slinky_J> alcohol lifts it
49:00 <slinky_J> :P
50:00 <slinky_J> with a price to pay 
51:00 <Loof> temporarily
52:00 <Loof> lifts it
52:00 <Loof> only achievements seem the natural high
52:00 <slinky_J> i feel that if 3 million australians out of the 20 or so million there are, suffer from depression and anxiety
52:00 <slinky_J> that it's high time more is done about it
52:00 <Loof> man you seem sober
52:00 <Loof> :P
53:00 <Loof> drink with me
53:00 <Loof> :O
53:00 <Loof> :P
53:00 <slinky_J> no alcohol
53:00 <Loof> fuck :(
53:00 <slinky_J> s'all good I have tea
53:00 <slinky_J> and valium ;)
54:00 <Loof> watch the valium man
54:00 <Loof> that shit addictive
54:00 <slinky_J> not for me for some reason
54:00 <slinky_J> been on it for so many years
54:00 <Loof> tea though go sick on tea it's all good
54:00 <slinky_J> usually a bottle last me a while
55:00 <Loof> tea is gods gift
55:00 <slinky_J> love tea
55:00 <Loof> same
55:00 <Loof> lets be tea brothers
55:00 <slinky_J> havent been drinking it recently
55:00 <Loof> do eet
55:00 <slinky_J> usually id have 2-3 pots a day
56:00 <slinky_J> can always find me drinking tea when im watching a movie i havent seen before
56:00 <slinky_J> :P
57:00 <slinky_J> watching a thriller based on a short story by edgar allen poe atm
57:00 <slinky_J> set in an asylum :P
57:00 <Loof> fuck i love him
57:00 <doctor> your depression probably helps you create your awesome poetry, pandas
57:00 <slinky_J> WIT KATE BECKINSALE
57:00 <Loof> what is it pandas?
57:00 <slinky_J> probably doc lol
57:00 <Loof> i want to watch it
57:00 <doctor> it's painful but it's probably a creative depression
57:00 <slinky_J> Stonehearst Asylum
57:00 <Loof> fuck that sounds awesome
58:00 <slinky_J> https://yts.to/movie/stonehearst-asylum-2014
58:00 <slinky_J> only in 720p but the quality is good
58:00 <slinky_J> Dorian Gray was a great film
58:00 <slinky_J> can't wait to get the novel
59:00 <Loof> the most free i've felt was in asylms
59:00 <Loof> amongst my own
59:00 <slinky_J> I can't remember when I last felt free
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