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00:00:00 <slinky_J> i suppose i do a little, when im outside reading
00:00:00 <couleurs> i feal free when i'm on fifa!!!!!!!
00:01:00 <slinky_J> lel
00:01:00 <Loof> freedom begins where your comfort ends
00:01:00 <slinky_J> rip doctor
00:01:00 <Loof> i dare you to live :P
00:01:00 <slinky_J> who said that?
00:01:00 <slinky_J> i like it
00:01:00 <Loof> me
00:01:00 <slinky_J> :P
00:01:00 <Loof> if only we had courage
00:01:00 <Loof> we could live
00:02:00 <slinky_J> that's it
00:02:00 <Loof> get up and SING
00:02:00 <Loof> SING in front of strangers
00:02:00 <Loof> tell them poetry on a train
00:02:00 <Loof> imagine the rush
00:03:00 <Loof> imagine the chicks!
00:04:00 <Loof> i should take my own advice
00:04:00 <slinky_J> lol
00:04:00 <Loof> instead i'll probably just drink or get high
00:04:00 <Loof> cause i'm a coward
00:05:00 <slinky_J> when you don't know what to do
00:05:00 <slinky_J> do what you know :P
00:05:00 <Loof> exactly
00:06:00 <Loof> i bet it's a small switch that would make you great pandas
00:06:00 <Loof> one tiny incy wincy change
00:06:00 <Loof> that would make you great
00:07:00 <Loof> there would be no stopping you
00:07:00 <Loof> but i dont know what that change is :(
00:07:00 <Loof> i can just see your potential
00:08:00 <Loof> from looking at your face
00:08:00 <slinky_J> I suppose that effecting change isn't without provocation
00:08:00 <Loof> i just know you could be great
00:09:00 <Loof> beyond all of us
00:09:00 <Loof> us putrid slime
00:09:00 <Loof> sorry
00:10:00 <Loof> only your self esteem limits you
00:10:00 <Loof> so i'm trying to build that
00:11:00 <Loof> let yourself be awesome
00:11:00 <Daddycatchinfish> nsw got battered by hate wind
00:11:00 <Loof> believe in yourself
00:11:00 <Loof> think of yourself as a GOD
00:11:00 <Loof> don't listent to others shit
00:11:00 <Daddycatchinfish> i had too much weed
00:12:00 <Loof> nothing can stop you except yourself
00:12:00 <slinky_J> Greatness is as a dangerous a concept as love
00:12:00 <Loof> greatness is fucking dangerous
00:12:00 <Loof> because the more you live, the more you are in danger
00:12:00 <Loof> but it's worth it
00:13:00 <Loof> but you could write a top movie slinky_J
00:13:00 <Loof> i have no doubte
00:13:00 <Loof> fuck me
00:13:00 <Loof> i'm drunk
00:14:00 <slinky_J> all good
00:14:00 <slinky_J> quite the nice drunk
00:14:00 <Loof> i just know in my soul you could be great
00:14:00 <Loof> that is all
00:14:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
00:14:00 <Loof> i'm finished
00:15:00 <Loof> i wont bore you guys any more
00:15:00 <doctor> me2nsoru
00:16:00 <couleurs> 8)
00:16:00 <couleurs> happy earth day every1
00:16:00 <couleurs> welcome 2 earth
00:17:00 <Loof> what doctor?
00:17:00 <Daddycatchinfish> http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=40017&d=1331855046
00:17:00 <doctor> save the erfs
00:17:00 <Loof> erfs?
00:17:00 <doctor> im just playing with couleurs
00:18:00 <couleurs> smerfs
00:18:00 <Daddycatchinfish> beagle dont like asian women come there and breed rabbits
00:19:00 <couleurs> shut up beehhh u imbersile
00:22:00 <British^Meat> #thelastofus108pPhotoMode
00:22:00 <Daddycatchinfish> where is daddy
00:23:00 <Daddycatchinfish> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/27254054/central-coast-severely-impacted-by-storms/
00:27:00 <beehhh> G'day folks & gentlemen
00:27:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh fuck off
00:28:00 <beehhh> pardon!
00:34:00 <Serenity> fuck off beehhh
00:36:00 <Loof> god the things i'd do to Serenity right now
00:36:00 <Loof> you dont even wont to know
00:36:00 <Loof> i'm drunk
00:36:00 <Loof> i'll save you saying it
00:37:00 <Serenity> youre thinking out loud again
00:37:00 <Loof> i know
00:37:00 <slinky_J> oh dude
00:37:00 <slinky_J> you will love this movie loof
00:37:00 <slinky_J> i reckon
00:37:00 <Loof> sorry i just want to taste Serenity's bean
00:37:00 <Loof> just one taste then i'll go
00:37:00 <Loof> nvm
00:37:00 <Serenity> jeepers
00:38:00 <AzzA> lol loof
00:38:00 <AzzA> Serenity going to get a bit of loofin :P
00:38:00 <slinky_J> lol
00:39:00 <Loof> ery time i get drunk
00:39:00 <Loof> serenity
00:39:00 <Serenity> yes
00:39:00 <Serenity> lol
00:39:00 <slinky_J> drunk sex ftw
00:39:00 <slinky_J> huhu
00:39:00 <slinky_J> cept for when u dont cum
00:39:00 <slinky_J> n u gotta finish urself off later when they r asleep O_o
00:40:00 <Loof> i just want to game
00:40:00 <Loof> but too drunk
00:40:00 <slinky_J> i need new games
00:40:00 <Loof> keep getting ownt
00:40:00 <slinky_J> been playing dmc devil may cry so fucking much coz im bored of the other games
00:40:00 <Loof> i just want to be spiderman
00:40:00 <Loof> or batman
00:40:00 <Loof> cant decide
00:41:00 <slinky_J> got 11 hard copies and 2 digitals and other smaller games like Child of Light
00:41:00 <Serenity> loof if we had sex would you let me spank you and tell you im gonna ban you for being a naughty boy
00:41:00 <slinky_J> almost out of hard drive space :/
00:42:00 <Loof> Serenity i'm to drunk to give a proper response to that
00:42:00 <Serenity> lol whats a proper response
00:42:00 <Loof> ask me again when i'm sober i beg you
00:42:00 <Serenity> yes or no is fine
00:42:00 <Loof> man i'd let you killrape me
00:42:00 <Loof> that is all
00:42:00 <Serenity> ahaah
00:43:00 <Loof> and i've never even seen what you look like
00:43:00 <Loof> it's bizzare
00:43:00 <Loof> but anyway
00:43:00 <Loof> let's talk games
00:43:00 <Serenity> lol
00:43:00 <Serenity> im ugly its ok
00:43:00 <Serenity> i can be your uggo fetish
00:43:00 <Loof> man i dont care
00:44:00 <Loof> your brain gives me a boner
00:44:00 <Serenity> mooshy
00:44:00 <Loof> i love you, lets move on
00:44:00 <Serenity> lol
00:44:00 <Maurice> I'm on board with the kill part of that
00:45:00 <Loof> i know i have no chance
00:45:00 <Loof> lets talk games
00:45:00 <slinky_J> oh fk me when my headset dies
00:45:00 <slinky_J> !!
00:46:00 <Loof> what brand is it?
00:46:00 <Serenity> i dont really know much about gaming
00:46:00 <slinky_J> oh just needs recharging
00:46:00 <slinky_J> really gotta replace it but i need to change my insurrance
00:47:00 <Loof> Serenity talk about what ever you want
00:47:00 <Loof> pls
00:47:00 <slinky_J> i kinda damaged it a while back huhu
00:47:00 <Serenity> its late i dont have much to say
00:47:00 <slinky_J> had this life sized tiger and put the headset around it's head
00:48:00 <Loof> Serenity you are awesome in every way
00:48:00 <Loof> anyway
00:48:00 <Loof> slinky_J is special too
00:49:00 <Serenity> id believe you if you were sober hah
00:49:00 <Loof> you wouldn't care
00:49:00 <Loof> lol
00:49:00 <Loof> i'm shit
00:49:00 <Loof> slinky_J serenity can see your potential
00:49:00 <Loof> just sayin
00:50:00 <Maurice> Serenity http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/21/netflix-full-house-revival_n_7106884.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
00:50:00 <Serenity> i sawwwwwwwwwwwww
00:50:00 <Serenity> how cool
00:51:00 <Maurice> I dunno if cool is the word
00:51:00 <Loof> Serenity's lectures are gold
00:51:00 <Loof> they help
00:51:00 <Loof> i've changed
00:51:00 <Serenity> YES ITS COOL
00:51:00 <Serenity> YOU RAGING COW
00:51:00 <Maurice> IT'S LUKEWARM AT BEST
00:51:00 <Maurice> AND SHUT UP ANT
00:51:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
00:51:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
00:51:00 <Loof> unlike ling wa's lectures
00:51:00 <Maurice> I love when they yell random shit
00:51:00 <Loof> which are just shit
00:51:00 <British^Meat> stop embaressing yourself Loof u pleb
00:52:00 <Serenity> do i lecture people?
00:52:00 <Maurice> Bo did it today 'IT'S HARD, OK?! JUST SHUT UP YOU FRIGGING IDIOT'
00:52:00 <Loof> you have lectured me
00:52:00 <Loof> and its all been helpful
00:52:00 <Loof> if you were with me you could make me a god
00:52:00 <Loof> sorry
00:52:00 <Maurice> This is sickening
00:52:00 <Serenity> so thats why ShadowLurker is a god
00:53:00 <Serenity> its all me
00:53:00 <Loof> yes
00:53:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
00:53:00 <Loof> you're wise beyond your years and have great tits
00:53:00 <Loof> who could fail with that
00:54:00 <Maurice> Is he honestly hitting on you right now with your husband reading everything
00:54:00 <Maurice> What moron does that
00:54:00 <Serenity> darcy?
00:54:00 <Maurice> Lol yeah but we all know he's special
00:54:00 <Serenity> kakaka
00:54:00 <Serenity> hahaha
00:54:00 <Loof> you were with him?
00:54:00 <Serenity> with who?
00:55:00 <Loof> nvm
00:55:00 <Loof> i drunk
00:55:00 <Maurice> Darcy
00:55:00 <Serenity> oh
00:55:00 <Loof> i not high i stupid
00:55:00 <Maurice> I'm on ignore, so he's just reading you
00:55:00 <Serenity> darcy and i bone all the time
00:55:00 <Loof> lol
00:55:00 <Maurice> (22:54:02) (Loof): who could fail with that (22:54:44) (Serenity): darcy?
00:55:00 <Serenity> OGGGGG
00:55:00 <Serenity> ohhh
00:55:00 <Loof> anyway you lost me
00:55:00 <Loof> i confuse
00:55:00 <Serenity> [10:54pm] <@Maurice> Is he honestly hitting on you right now with your husband reading everything
00:55:00 <Serenity> [10:54pm] <@Maurice> What moron does that
00:55:00 <Serenity> [10:54pm] <@Serenity> darcy?
00:55:00 <Serenity> [10:54pm] <@Serenity> kakaka
00:55:00 <Serenity> [10:54pm] <@Maurice> Lol yeah but we all know he's special
00:55:00 <Serenity> [10:54pm] <@Serenity> hahaha
00:55:00 <Maurice> Original GANGSTA
00:56:00 <Loof> sif i'm hitting on you
00:56:00 <Loof> i know my limits
00:56:00 <Maurice> ...
00:57:00 <Loof> Maurice just hates me cause i'm on dsp
00:57:00 <Serenity> lol its ok
00:57:00 <Loof> so fuck her
00:57:00 <Maurice> Yeah that's not why at all
00:57:00 <Serenity> id fuck her
00:57:00 <Maurice> If that was the case, I'd hate most of this channel
00:57:00 <Loof> and cause i smoke weed
00:57:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone hates you
00:57:00 <Maurice> LOL @ smoke weed
00:57:00 <Maurice> Yeah.. hate those pot smoker..
00:57:00 <Loof> i mean she's the minority that cares about that shit
00:58:00 <Maurice> This is embarrassing
00:58:00 <ShadowLurker> wow hes so mad
00:58:00 <Serenity> lol ummm
00:58:00 <Serenity> Maurice doesnt hate pot smokers
00:58:00 <slinky_J> woo wednesday!
00:58:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: but she must
00:58:00 <TokenDaRing> clearly
00:58:00 <Loof> what about people on dsp?
00:58:00 <slinky_J> needs to be changed to wensday
00:58:00 <slinky_J> ffs
00:58:00 <Maurice> Otherwise I'd have to hate myself
00:59:00 <Maurice> And I love myself most nights ;)
00:59:00 <British^Meat> Loof = Chris 2.0
00:59:00 <Serenity> [10:59pm] <@Maurice> Otherwise I'd have to hate myself
00:59:00 <Loof> remember the "debate" yesterday
00:59:00 <Serenity> [10:59pm] <@Maurice> And I love myself most nights ;)
00:59:00 <Serenity> i dont recall anything from yesterday
00:59:00 <ShadowLurker> loofs just fucked and having a cry about anything
00:59:00 <Loof> must be my previous winging then
01:00:00 <Loof> which i havent done in ages
01:00:00 <Loof> i dont care why she hates me anyway nvm
01:00:00 <Maurice> You're a giant bellend, thats why I dislike you
01:00:00 <slinky_J> mondie
01:00:00 <slinky_J> tewdie
01:00:00 <slinky_J> wensdie
01:01:00 <Loof> fried day
01:01:00 <slinky_J> thersdie
01:01:00 <slinky_J> hahaha fried day
01:01:00 <Loof> lol
01:01:00 <slinky_J> satonmyassday
01:01:00 <slinky_J> cumday
01:01:00 <slinky_J> lel
01:02:00 <ShadowLurker> theres an awful lot of dumb here tonight
01:02:00 <Loof> i could be more drunk
01:02:00 <Maurice> Lundi, mardi, mecredi, jeudi, vendredi
01:02:00 <Maurice> Thats about all I remember from french class
01:02:00 <Loof> see where things go
01:02:00 <Loof> man i should take maurice off ignore and prowl her too
01:03:00 <Loof> :P
01:03:00 <Maurice> Eww
01:03:00 <Loof> she'd probably vomit
01:03:00 <Loof> :(
01:03:00 <ShadowLurker> youre disgusting
01:03:00 <Loof> anyway dem games
01:04:00 <Loof> lets talk games
01:04:00 <Loof> for gods sake
01:04:00 <Serenity> take everyone off ignore
01:04:00 <Serenity> i dare you
01:04:00 <Loof> i'd be in psych ward if i did
01:04:00 <Loof> lol
01:04:00 <Maurice> I double dare you then
01:04:00 <Maurice> PHYSICAL CHALLENGE
01:04:00 <Loof> you people are my only people
01:04:00 <Loof> you are my world
01:05:00 <Maurice> You've gotta figure, if IRC sends you to a psych ward, don't join, it's obviously not healthy for you
01:05:00 <Serenity> lol
01:05:00 <Loof> sad i know
01:05:00 <Loof> but what can ya do
01:05:00 <Serenity> it makes talking hard when someone has people ignored
01:05:00 <Loof> i see
01:06:00 <Loof> but i'd prefer not to hear from da haters
01:06:00 <Serenity> lol bm
01:07:00 <Loof> anyway
01:07:00 <Loof> Slinky_J are we getting nintendos or what
01:08:00 <Loof> nintendo or nintendont?
01:08:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:08:00 <slinky_J> not for a while
01:08:00 <Loof> k
01:08:00 <Loof> xmas?
01:08:00 <slinky_J> i have tattooes to get finished
01:09:00 <slinky_J> at some point this year
01:09:00 <Loof> k
01:09:00 <slinky_J> im supposed to have already emailed my tattooist :/
01:10:00 <Loof> we need jizobs
01:10:00 <Loof> but sif
01:10:00 <Loof> they can tell we're mental in the job interviews
01:10:00 <Loof> so why bother
01:12:00 <slinky_J> lol
01:12:00 <Loof> one day picard like people will hae their way and there will be no dsp
01:12:00 <Loof> or newstard
01:13:00 <Loof> then we'll die and all maurice will be happy
01:14:00 <Maurice> Why is Loof on crack
01:14:00 <Loof> least that's something
01:25:00 <Serenity> o.O
01:27:00 <Loof> can only imagine the retardness i have on ignore
01:27:00 <Loof> LET'S EATRAPE THE POOR!!!
01:28:00 <TokenDaRing> pretty sure loof has 98% of the channel ignored at this point
01:29:00 <Serenity> lol yeh
01:29:00 <Maurice> He does, the 'retardness' he is talking about is himself
01:30:00 <Loof> i'm yet to understand why the fortunate have no compassion
01:30:00 <Loof> maybe they dont understand suffering
01:30:00 <Loof> might be that
01:30:00 <Loof> i hope its that
01:30:00 <Loof> and not that they just dont care
01:31:00 <Bonny> its more they don't care and why should they?
01:31:00 <Loof> god the latter makes me feel sick
01:31:00 <TokenDaRing> Bonny: you're in for it now
01:31:00 <Bonny> yup
01:31:00 <Bonny> lol
01:31:00 <TokenDaRing> duck and cover
01:32:00 <Serenity> theres a difference between having empathy and falling subject to other peoples self pity
01:32:00 <Bonny> yup
01:32:00 <Loof> stumped me
01:32:00 <Bonny> not all the fortunates were fortunate in their early years..
01:32:00 <Loof> maybe they dont realise how bad things are
01:32:00 <Bonny> they worked hard for it
01:32:00 <Loof> i dont know
01:32:00 <Bonny> it's called working
01:33:00 <Bonny> why would I care for someone that doesn't get off his arse and work?
01:34:00 <Bonny> and spend what little money they might have on drugs when they have a child to look after
01:34:00 <Loof> one day it will be everyones problem, if you think i'm dumb ignore it
01:34:00 <Serenity> why will it be everyones problem?>
01:34:00 <Maurice> Totally agree, Bonny
01:34:00 <Loof> it always starts with the poor
01:34:00 <Loof> throughout history
01:35:00 <Loof> anyway
01:35:00 <Bonny> yeah ya poor and yet you spend your money on drugs?
01:35:00 <Loof> i need a smoke
01:36:00 <Bonny> and that's taxpayers money
01:37:00 <Serenity> as i said theres a difference between empathy and not tolerating self indulgence
01:37:00 <Bonny> that's right
01:38:00 <Bonny> should report him to dhs
01:38:00 <Serenity> i have very little tolerance for people who dwell in self pity
01:38:00 <Bonny> me too
01:39:00 <Serenity> and let me tell you ive been through enough that i could wollow in pity
01:39:00 <Serenity> but i dont because it changes nothing
01:39:00 <Bonny> same
01:39:00 <Bonny> exactly
01:39:00 <Bonny> you just gotta grab the opportunies when they are presented to you in life
01:39:00 <Maurice> Same
01:39:00 <Maurice> Thats most people
01:39:00 <Bonny> yup
01:39:00 <Maurice> Certain ones on here just use it as an excuse to be giant dickbags
01:39:00 <Bonny> lol
01:39:00 <Bonny> yeah
01:40:00 <Serenity> my aunty does it, mum and i were having a bitch about her today actually
01:40:00 <Serenity> moans and carries on about the past
01:40:00 <Bonny> my dad does that
01:40:00 <Bonny> he has dementia tho
01:40:00 <Bonny> but still drives me nuts
01:40:00 <Serenity> people that have been passed away for 18 years.. its sad.. we know this.. but you cannot dwell. it fixes nothing and make syou miserable
01:40:00 <Serenity> get on with life
01:40:00 <Loof> i'm only worried about others
01:41:00 <Serenity> dont worry about others, chances are they arent worried about you
01:41:00 <Loof> i dont care
01:41:00 <Loof> i wont equality
01:41:00 <Bonny> you won't get equality worrying about others
01:41:00 <Maurice> He doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself
01:42:00 <Bonny> so he's contradicting himself?
01:42:00 <Bonny> lol
01:42:00 <Bonny> was trying to remove the rip
01:42:00 <Serenity> oh what
01:42:00 <Serenity> the fuck is it set to
01:43:00 <Bonny> 150
01:43:00 <Serenity> oh.. there was a reason for that
01:43:00 <Bonny> lol ok
01:43:00 <Serenity> simba was being a dick i think haha hang on
01:43:00 <Loof> i'm too drunk to understand
01:43:00 <Serenity> try now bonny
01:44:00 <Bonny> that's better..
01:44:00 <Bonny> he died awhile ago now lol
01:44:00 <Bonny> if you were too drunk to understand your typing would have been atrocious
01:45:00 <Loof> i'm not an idiot
01:45:00 <Loof> you know that
01:45:00 <Serenity> Maurice
01:45:00 <Serenity> did i show you this
01:45:00 <Serenity> http://www.adultshop.com.au/sex-toys/fetish/fsog-hard-limits-bed-restraint-kit.html
01:45:00 <Serenity> wait no thats not that one
01:45:00 <Maurice> The one or not, I'm intrigued
01:46:00 <Serenity> hahaha
01:47:00 <slinky_J> sezz dl this https://yts.to/movie/stonehearst-asylum-2014
01:47:00 <Bonny> which one then, sezz?
01:47:00 <Serenity> trying to find it
01:47:00 <Bonny> k lol
01:48:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
01:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a question
01:48:00 <Serenity> oh derp the one i was thinking of was on ebay
01:48:00 <Serenity> this Maurice
01:48:00 <Serenity> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/P7-Tease-handcuffs-shackles-shackles-women-alternative-SM-interest-suit-toys-/271802436047?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item3f48b009cf
01:48:00 <Bastardly_One> would sustagen be enough to line your stomach?
01:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I seriously can't eat for hours after I wake up
01:48:00 <Serenity> not even like a bit of bread?
01:48:00 <Bonny> that's cheaper than the adult shop and you get more stuff
01:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather buy a pack of sustagen to go rather than be sick
01:49:00 <Serenity> yeah bonny i want it
01:49:00 <Loof> you should be nicer to Bastardly_One Serenity
01:49:00 <Loof> dont dis him just cause he old
01:49:00 <Loof> he wise
01:49:00 <Bastardly_One> not really ... the one that needs food ... the time works out to being asleep
01:49:00 <Serenity> i wasnt 'dissing' him?
01:49:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not
01:49:00 <Bastardly_One> she's asking a question
01:49:00 <Bastardly_One> but no I can't really Serenity
01:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I can drink easy enough but not eat for hours
01:50:00 <Loof> jumped in half way through convo, sorry
01:50:00 <Bastardly_One> and I thought those packs ... one of those with the ones that need food would be enough
01:50:00 <Serenity> ive had antibiotics that needed food before Bastardly_One and i just had milk
01:50:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno but I don't wanna get sick with that one ... the other one it doesn't matter if you do or don't
01:50:00 <Serenity> i was fine
01:51:00 <Serenity> you might burp up a garlicy taste afterwards
01:51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I have 2 lots to take ... 1 three times a day that doesn't matter
01:51:00 <Bastardly_One> and 1 two times a day that does
01:51:00 <Serenity> just get some sustagen
01:51:00 <Serenity> make sure its full cream milk you use
01:51:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One just ignores me these days :(
01:52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was thinking of the made up ones
01:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not ignoring anyone
01:52:00 <Serenity> buying a tin of its cheaper b1
01:52:00 <Serenity> and you can make it as thick/thin as you want
01:53:00 <Bastardly_One> true I suppose
01:53:00 <Serenity> mauurriiceee
01:53:00 <Serenity> http://www.adultshop.com.au/sex-toys/fetish/asc-inner-desires-trilogy-kit.html
01:56:00 <Maurice> (23:48:27) (Serenity): this Maurice
01:56:00 <Maurice> (23:48:28) (Serenity): http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/P7-Tease-handcuffs-shackles-shackles-women-alternative-SM-interest-suit-toys-/271802436047?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item3f48b009cf
01:56:00 <Maurice> :o
01:58:00 <Maurice> Orifice plug lol
01:59:00 <Serenity> hahah
01:59:00 <Serenity> i just want handcuffs
01:59:00 <Serenity> and nipple clamps
01:59:00 <Maurice> The wording just made me laugh
01:59:00 <Maurice> Especially the 3 rules
01:59:00 <Serenity> haha yeah its a bit of bad translation i think
02:04:00 <Loof> i'm too drunk to understand your deep stoner talk
02:04:00 <slinky_J> my gosh
02:05:00 <slinky_J> that film was brilliant!
02:05:00 <slinky_J> i love a good headfuck of a thriller
02:05:00 <Loof> what filem?
02:05:00 <slinky_J> Stonehearst Asylum
02:05:00 <Loof> i'm so shit, i go by ratings
02:06:00 <slinky_J> it was given mostly positive reviews..
02:06:00 <Loof> sweet!
02:06:00 <slinky_J> :P
02:06:00 <slinky_J> i like when a film you dont expect to be that great turns out to be good
02:06:00 <Loof> thats the best
02:07:00 <Loof> god you just rescued me from beddreams
02:07:00 <slinky_J> that and kate beckinsale, ben kingsley, michael caine
02:07:00 <Loof> awesome actors
02:07:00 <slinky_J> yea
02:08:00 <slinky_J> man im pumped now lol
02:09:00 <Loof> stay that way forever
02:09:00 <Loof> pls
02:09:00 <slinky_J> haha
02:10:00 <Serenity> night
02:10:00 <slinky_J> nini
02:12:00 <Bastardly_One> night
02:20:00 <Bastardly_One> how strange I can't find such basic info on google
02:25:00 <slinky_J> meh fkn search engines
02:25:00 <slinky_J> i try to find the source of a quote and a whole range of bullshit pops up instead
02:26:00 <slinky_J> time for bed i guess
02:26:00 <slinky_J> ninite
02:32:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
02:44:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking stupid google
02:49:00 <Maurice> It's probably not googles fault
02:50:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe not
02:50:00 <Bastardly_One> I could just ring nurses on call to find out
02:50:00 <Bastardly_One> never though about that until now
03:01:00 <Maurice> I got chucks on with st laurent gonna kiss myself I'm so pretty
03:31:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
03:32:00 <Bastardly_One> you think someone could answer my question straight out
03:32:00 <Bastardly_One> are those sustagen ready to go things enough to line your stomach
10:05:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
10:16:00 <slinky_J> bahhhh
10:17:00 <slinky_J> dammmnnn u ebgaemz
10:17:00 <slinky_J> arkham knight batmobile edition sold out last yr!
10:18:00 <ShadowLurker> ugh
10:18:00 <slinky_J> lol
10:18:00 <slinky_J> I mean, damn, they've run out of ebola vaccination.
10:19:00 <nate> slinky_J u are a beautiful man
10:29:00 <slinky_J> looks like if i want this ps4 with the games it comes wit i gotta take money out teh bank coz teh guy said the promotion will end this month n then diff games come with it
10:29:00 <slinky_J> i am i bootiful?
10:31:00 <slinky_J> moral dilemma coz it's my mums bday real soon and itd be disrespectful to buy myself shit
10:44:00 <simba> dont get a ps4 get a nintendo!!!!!!
10:45:00 <simba> ok bye
10:57:00 <TheRiddler> maybe I should reinstall the software to my ps4 then trade it in towards the batman 1
10:58:00 <stebie> what did you do to it?
10:59:00 <Floss> i want a ps4 :(
10:59:00 <Mew> stuffed a cheese n bacon shape into the memory card slot
10:59:00 <TheRiddler> I believe it has a corrupted hdd
10:59:00 <slinky_J> simba batman
10:59:00 <Floss> lol i like mews explanation better
10:59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:59:00 <slinky_J> n i want the exclusive missions u only get on playstation
11:01:00 <slinky_J> im leaning toward getting the batman ps4 now
11:01:00 <Floss> when does witcher 3 come out thats what i want playstation for
11:01:00 <slinky_J> instead of the limited edition, since ebgames said they wont hold the 5 games that come with ps4 atm
11:01:00 <slinky_J> which is balls cause they are good games!
11:03:00 <TheRiddler> I'm trying to find out how many of the batman ones they're making
11:04:00 <slinky_J> oh shit i should ring back and ask about that
11:05:00 <slinky_J> well my eb just said they havent run out on preorder yet
11:05:00 <TheRiddler> because if it's like 5k or something then it'll be worth to get it for resale value
11:06:00 <slinky_J> yer
11:06:00 <slinky_J> well thinking world wide
11:06:00 <TheRiddler> I wanted to get a white 1 for that reason
11:06:00 <TheRiddler> it's US N Europe only
11:06:00 <slinky_J> yeah except the white ones are sticking around now lol
11:07:00 <slinky_J> what's us n eu only?
11:07:00 <slinky_J> ohhh so us eu and aus/nz are getting batman ps4s
11:07:00 <slinky_J> but nobody else?
11:10:00 <TheRiddler> pretty much
11:10:00 <slinky_J> sweet as
11:10:00 <slinky_J> wonder how many they're making xD
11:10:00 <TheRiddler> there's rumour of a metal gear solid 1
11:10:00 <TheRiddler> coming
11:10:00 <slinky_J> now that'd be mega popular too
11:11:00 <TheRiddler> yeah that would most probably run out fast
11:11:00 <TheRiddler> jb hi-fi also sell the console
11:11:00 <slinky_J> yeah
11:11:00 <slinky_J> I wonder how many per store
11:12:00 <slinky_J> alot easier to assume that limited editions of games with statues like the batmobile sell out way faster than special themed consoles..
11:15:00 <slinky_J> 50 bux down on batman ps4 btw :P
11:17:00 <fawks> SEEEEE MY VEST
11:17:00 <fawks> see my vest made from real gorilla chest
11:18:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
11:18:00 <TheRiddler> hai fawks
11:19:00 <fawks> Qhi
11:34:00 <slinky_J> in the hospital
11:34:00 <slinky_J> the horror hospital
11:34:00 <slinky_J> doctor slays toniiiighht
11:34:00 <slinky_J> ;)
11:35:00 <TheRiddler> ok I initialized again then it crashed when trying to setup internet
11:35:00 <TheRiddler> so rang support
11:36:00 <TheRiddler> however they just released update 2.51 today so I have to try that before organizing a replacement
11:36:00 <ShadowLurker> sounds like a lot of fucking around
11:36:00 <TheRiddler> yep
11:36:00 <ShadowLurker> never had any issues like that with 360
11:36:00 <ShadowLurker> ever
11:37:00 <TheRiddler> yeah the next gen consoles all have issues
11:37:00 <slinky_J> made to fail
11:38:00 <British^Meat> Mr TheRiddler is your ps4 causing you grief?
11:38:00 <slinky_J> i had connection issues with my 360 before i stopped playing it, it'd drop out alot and i'd have to reconnect
11:38:00 <TheRiddler> yep
11:38:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck that
11:38:00 <British^Meat> wot is or isnt it doing?
11:38:00 <ShadowLurker> ill wait till theyre stable
11:38:00 <TheRiddler> been doing it for a couple of weeks
11:39:00 <TheRiddler> said download was corrupted 2 weeks ago then once I redownloaded something a couple of times and played it it crashed then it got worse and worse
11:40:00 <TheRiddler> now it crashed at startup
11:40:00 <British^Meat> just one particular game/app?
11:40:00 <TheRiddler> no
11:41:00 <British^Meat> Did you call Mr Sony?
11:42:00 <TheRiddler> first it was a game then netflix crashed it when it tried to install it
11:42:00 <TheRiddler> now it wont get pass that
11:42:00 <British^Meat> i had a problem with mine from day one, i had to contact the wesite, the facebook, and then call them. Turns out it was a faulty disc and not the console itself. But once i was able to contact all those branches they got back to me pretty quick
11:42:00 <British^Meat> pffft netflix
11:42:00 <British^Meat> call Mr Sony
11:43:00 <British^Meat> u want the number?
11:43:00 <TheRiddler> I already called them
11:43:00 <doctor> doctor is hawt
11:43:00 <doctor> fuck i gotta shower
11:44:00 <British^Meat> and i assume u did the safe mode and initialisation and rah rah?
11:44:00 <British^Meat> id just ring em up and ask for a new one
11:44:00 <TheRiddler> yep
11:44:00 <British^Meat> demand satisfaction!
11:44:00 <British^Meat> u can get a replacement from where u bought it
11:45:00 <British^Meat> if it can be proved the machine is fucked and what ever work, u can get a special number from sony which u quote at your retailer and they HAVE to replace it
11:45:00 <British^Meat> i did it with my game
11:45:00 <British^Meat> no wukkers
11:46:00 <nate> yes contact them many ways, annoy annoy annoy!
11:46:00 <nate> just like British^Meat does :D
11:47:00 <British^Meat> Do i annoy u nate?
11:48:00 <nate> no u have been a butterfly of late
11:48:00 <British^Meat> also try the netflix ps4 forums, basically try everything and if u dont get a new ps4 (which you are entitled too) then its your own fault
11:48:00 <British^Meat> I hope this helps
11:48:00 <nate> social butterfly!
11:49:00 <slinky_J> TheRiddler: I'm wondering if I decide to get the limited edition statue batman and pay off a standard ps4, if I'll get whatever games come with it at that time..
11:49:00 <slinky_J> guess I'll ring eb again
11:49:00 <British^Meat> i dont wanna hear any more of this broken ps4 business
11:49:00 <British^Meat> also, get a wii u
11:50:00 <nate> slinky_J did u wanna play games against ya buddies with ye ps4?:P
11:51:00 <slinky_J> oh cool you do get whatever games are with the promotion
11:51:00 <nate> is it all about the collectable items British^Meat?
11:51:00 <slinky_J> lol i dont have any contacts with ps4 anymore
11:51:00 <slinky_J> all my contacts are on xbox
11:51:00 <slinky_J> but im tired of xbox
11:52:00 <British^Meat> wot r u on about nate?
11:52:00 <nate> are figurines really dolls?
11:52:00 <slinky_J> and I would have been buying wii u if my mate didnt remind me about batman
11:52:00 <British^Meat> Limited editions and pre order bonuses and collectable videogame shit is a complete waste of money.........
11:52:00 <slinky_J> nah statues
11:53:00 <slinky_J> well obviously not to a great many people it isnt British^Meat
11:53:00 <slinky_J> but each to their own
11:53:00 <nate> slinky_J whole room is full of gaming items
11:53:00 <slinky_J> lol
11:53:00 <nate> 2 impress anyone who comes over
11:53:00 <slinky_J> nah i only have 6
11:53:00 <slinky_J> well 7
11:53:00 <slinky_J> but i have two of the same one
11:53:00 <TheRiddler> ok now just getting sent the email with the details needed to send off the console
11:54:00 <slinky_J> 8 even
11:54:00 <nate> lets make it 80!
11:54:00 <TheRiddler> the post office provides all the packaging
11:54:00 <slinky_J> haha
11:54:00 <slinky_J> dont have enough room
11:54:00 <nate> slinky_J one day they will be collectable
11:54:00 <nate> the show will be called the video game toy man show ;L
11:54:00 <slinky_J> oh dude with some games there are a lot of statues
11:55:00 <slinky_J> assassin's creed always comes with one statue but there are more
11:55:00 <nate> i like the idea of them, means u are fully game boyed up :D
11:55:00 <slinky_J> lol i accidently broke the knife on my splinter cell statue
11:56:00 <slinky_J> gotta glue it back on
11:56:00 <nate> ruined!
11:56:00 <slinky_J> knocked it off the shelf
11:56:00 <TheRiddler> I have all the assassin's creed ones except the 1 from ac2
11:56:00 <slinky_J> knocked another one off the shelf and ended up buying the edition again just for the statue lol
11:56:00 <nate> my buddy in primary school had all the transformers in their boxes:) i bet he is rich now :D
11:56:00 <TheRiddler> or whenever they started
11:56:00 <slinky_J> yeah i have 3 4 and 5
11:56:00 <slinky_J> two of black flag
11:57:00 <slinky_J> my fav is probably the arkham origins joker
11:57:00 <slinky_J> with the led tvs
11:57:00 <British^Meat> good luck TheRiddler, remember demand satisfaction
11:57:00 <TheRiddler> ac 2 black edition
11:57:00 <British^Meat> FB is great for that
11:58:00 <slinky_J> the first statue I received was arkham city
11:58:00 <slinky_J> that or acIII
12:00:00 <TheRiddler> oh and there's 1 for the first game too
12:00:00 <slinky_J> is there?
12:00:00 <slinky_J> played that game 3 times it was so fun
12:00:00 <TheRiddler> yep
12:00:00 <slinky_J> I've gotta get this game soon, 26 bucks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjc-u8oCYmY
12:00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ori and the Blind Forest - Launch Trailer (Xbox One) Views: 213965 Uploader: GamesHQMedia Uploaded: 2015-03-07 Duration: 1m39s Rating: 4.93
12:01:00 <slinky_J> exclusives suck, I mean I get why bayonetta 2 was exclusive to wii, that made sense
12:01:00 <slinky_J> they needed the funding and nintendo funded them..
12:01:00 <nate> its on pc ;D
12:03:00 <slinky_J> oh true it is too
12:03:00 <slinky_J> sah cute lookin huh lel!!!
12:04:00 <slinky_J> too bad the definitive edition of dmc devil may cry didnt come with a choice statue
12:31:00 <slinky_J> TheRiddler do you think it's worth buying a batman themed ps4 when there's a chance it could be faulty, and if it were it's not like it could be sent off and replaced with another batman themed ps4 ey
12:34:00 <TheRiddler> it's still worth it imo
12:35:00 <TheRiddler> someone will still buy the console
12:35:00 <TheRiddler> just for the case
12:35:00 <TheRiddler> casing*
12:36:00 <TheRiddler> also my problem is most likely a corrupted hdd which can be replaced
12:36:00 <TheRiddler> but I dont want to fork out the money
12:36:00 <TheRiddler> hai LadyLuck
12:38:00 <slinky_J> ah so if it fucks up just sell it online you're saying?
12:38:00 <slinky_J> oh yer I forgot that the hdd can be replaced in ps4!
12:39:00 <slinky_J> how much is a new hard drive for ps4?
12:39:00 <TheRiddler> you can replace it with any hdd
12:39:00 <slinky_J> oh
12:40:00 <TheRiddler> probably the only thing you can upgrade in it like a pc
12:40:00 <slinky_J> I thought it was some special one they made strictly for ps4
12:41:00 <slinky_J> I haven't figured out how to use my seagate external to save games from xbox to it
12:42:00 <TheRiddler> well not quite any it has to be a laptop size 1
12:42:00 <slinky_J> and if you dont know how to do it you'd have to find a place that does, what places do that kinda thing?
12:42:00 <slinky_J> this I know nothing about obvs
12:47:00 <TheRiddler> it's actually very easy to do
12:48:00 <TheRiddler> they designed it so anyone can do it
12:53:00 <slinky_J> oh coool
12:53:00 <slinky_J> is psn still free?
12:53:00 <slinky_J> or have they gone xbox live already
12:53:00 <slinky_J> fgts
12:57:00 <TheRiddler> the only thing for ps+ is online gaming and cloud storage
13:06:00 <slinky_J> how much is that
13:06:00 <fawks> Well I heard there was a secret chord that david played and it pleased the lord but you don't really care for music do yaaaa
13:07:00 <fawks> Well it goes like this the forth the fifth
13:07:00 <fawks> The minor fall and the major liftttt
13:07:00 <fawks> The baffled king composing hallelujahhh
13:07:00 <fawks> Hallleluuujaaaahhhh
13:07:00 <slinky_J> reading over the subscription it doesnt say that you have to pay to play online like with Live..
13:07:00 <fawks> omg this song gives me goosepimples
13:08:00 <slinky_J> <3 that song
13:08:00 <fawks> Me too
13:10:00 <slinky_J> hm, do you get ps+ cards from ebgames TheRiddler?
13:10:00 <slinky_J> or do u have to use a debit or credit card? O_o
13:22:00 <TheRiddler> you can get ps+ cards
13:22:00 <slinky_J> choice
13:23:00 <slinky_J> i dont think i can be fucked paying 170 just for a statue and then to pay for a console only to get free games i might not like
13:23:00 <slinky_J> how much is 12 month membership?
13:23:00 <slinky_J> like 60 bucks?
13:24:00 <Serenity> mmm lasagna
13:28:00 <slinky_J> did u dl stonehearst asylum sezz?
13:28:00 <Serenity> nop
13:28:00 <slinky_J> :O
13:28:00 <slinky_J> its in ur pm if ur interested
13:30:00 <Serenity> k
13:30:00 <slinky_J> :P
13:30:00 <slinky_J> dont read any spoilers!!!
13:31:00 <slinky_J> :o
13:32:00 <stebie> hi fox :>
13:32:00 <stebie> hey Serenity!
13:32:00 <stebie> hello all else o/
13:32:00 <slinky_J> NO
13:32:00 <slinky_J> #nohugzforstebie
13:33:00 <Serenity> hey stebies
13:33:00 <TheRiddler> $69
13:33:00 <slinky_J> ahh ty
13:33:00 <fawks> Hai stibbod
13:33:00 <fawks> Uh
13:33:00 <fawks> Stibbie
13:33:00 <slinky_J> themed console it is.
13:33:00 <TheRiddler> $19 for 3 months
13:33:00 <slinky_J> ace
13:33:00 <slinky_J> 11 cheaper than Live
13:34:00 <TheRiddler> live is dropping theirs to $50 a year I think
13:34:00 <slinky_J> fkn awesome
13:34:00 <TheRiddler> or is that just live and not gold live
13:34:00 <stebie> ^_^
13:34:00 <slinky_J> i assumed they only had gold now
13:34:00 <TheRiddler> if there's such thing as 2 different subscriptions
13:35:00 <slinky_J> there was silver and gold
13:35:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
13:36:00 <TheRiddler> still says $79 on their site
13:36:00 <TheRiddler> hmm
13:36:00 <slinky_J> i see it
13:37:00 <slinky_J> https://ebgames.com.au/xbox360-163768-Xbox-Live---50-Xbox-360
13:37:00 <slinky_J> and a 25
13:37:00 <TheRiddler> I see
13:38:00 <slinky_J> lol 89 for 12 month
13:38:00 <Datska> wow, didn't know austnet still existed lol
13:38:00 <stebie> you can sometimes get gold for ~$40 when on special
13:38:00 <slinky_J> wtf
13:38:00 <stebie> welcome, Datska
13:38:00 <slinky_J> for gold
13:38:00 <Datska> cheers stebie
13:38:00 <stebie> slinky_J, yeah
13:38:00 <slinky_J> price has gone up
13:38:00 <British^Meat> it only exists, in your mind....
13:39:00 <Datska> lol British^meat
13:39:00 <ShadowLurker> it doesnt exist
13:39:00 <ShadowLurker> nothing exists
13:39:00 <ShadowLurker> this is the matrix
13:39:00 <British^Meat> what is existance?
13:39:00 <stebie> futile
13:39:00 <slinky_J> Preowned Xbox Live 12 Month Gold Subcription Card $0
13:39:00 <slinky_J> huhu
13:39:00 <ShadowLurker> thats resistance
13:40:00 <stebie> damnit
13:40:00 <fawks> Hnnnggg
13:40:00 <stebie> close enough :P
13:40:00 <fawks> I made the best pizza
13:40:00 <ShadowLurker> existance is temporary
13:40:00 <slinky_J> i buy 3 month gold from the post office
13:40:00 <slinky_J> and the 12 month is cheaper too
13:40:00 <stebie> how much is psn?
13:40:00 <slinky_J> riddler said 69
13:40:00 <stebie> ah
13:42:00 <slinky_J> eb need to update their site more often
13:43:00 <slinky_J> I wonder when paying to play will explode in their faces
13:43:00 <slinky_J> sony and microsoft
13:44:00 <slinky_J> pay for internet, pay for console pay for games pay for accessories, pay to be online on console and receive some useless free shit.
13:47:00 <slinky_J> "Ah yes, I'd love to become a goldmember of the rape the shit out of my wallet for ten years deal. Thankyou."
13:47:00 <Devil45> speaking of paying for shit - i might have to consider getting a sb account
13:48:00 <British^Meat> sb?
13:48:00 <Devil45> seedbox
13:49:00 <British^Meat> wassat do?
13:49:00 <Devil45> for torrents
13:52:00 <stebie> Devil45, because of the metadata crap and/or sallas buyers club bs?
13:52:00 <stebie> *dallas
13:56:00 <Devil45> a seedbox has nothing to do with dallas buyers club movie... its just a faster way for more people to get what you upload
13:57:00 <British^Meat> *gasp*
13:57:00 <British^Meat> what goods are you supplying?
13:57:00 <Devil45> usually with a seedbox people upload files they have to share e.g. music, tv shows etc.
13:57:00 <Devil45> even single mp3s
13:59:00 <British^Meat> velly baad maaan
14:02:00 <British^Meat> i must confess to not being much a of downloader, of course i get vikings, black sails and Game of throbs, and thats it
14:02:00 <slinky_J> Vikings!
14:02:00 <slinky_J> oer next ep tomorrow
14:02:00 <Devil45> dont you mean game of thrones?
14:03:00 <British^Meat> yer, but i like to say throbs
14:03:00 <British^Meat> or frowns
14:03:00 <British^Meat> game of frowns
14:03:00 <British^Meat> its my thing
14:03:00 <Devil45> id call it game of throwbacks
14:03:00 <Devil45> :P
14:03:00 <British^Meat> hah
14:03:00 <Devil45> ah yes.
14:03:00 <British^Meat> and im getting it week by week, rather than the 4 or 5 ep leak
14:04:00 <slinky_J> hmm, maybe I should start dling series instead of waiting and missing episodes
14:04:00 <Devil45> i did grab an older game torrent last year just for a lark - test drive unlimited (single player but the graphics are excellent - realistic vehicles etc.)
14:05:00 <Devil45> and as for tv episodes ive been getting criminal minds
14:06:00 <slinky_J> I keep missing that!
14:06:00 <slinky_J> I saw the first ep with Love Hewitt
14:06:00 <Devil45> im up to season 10 episode 20
14:06:00 <Devil45> s10e01 is where jennifer love hewitt joins the team
14:06:00 <slinky_J> dont you love how it takes four of them to explain a situation haha
14:07:00 <Devil45> its like storytelling
14:07:00 <slinky_J> yeah
14:08:00 <slinky_J> I just dl a lot of films
14:08:00 <slinky_J> watching Foxcatcher atm
14:08:00 <Devil45> last film i got was fifty shades of grey
14:08:00 <slinky_J> it's so-so :/
14:08:00 <Devil45> i figure its soft porn
14:08:00 <slinky_J> that's one i prob wont get lol
14:09:00 <Devil45> the movie sucks according to many people
14:09:00 <slinky_J> it's no American Psycho!!
14:09:00 <slinky_J> hah
14:09:00 <Devil45> its like the interview - that was crap
14:09:00 <slinky_J> i have that but cbf with it yet
14:10:00 <Devil45> and brace yourself later this year - ted 2 is set to be made and released
14:10:00 <slinky_J> saw a trailer for that
14:10:00 <British^Meat> ugh
14:10:00 <slinky_J> ted getting married
14:10:00 <Devil45> a talking teddy bear... only seth macfarlane could come up with that
14:10:00 <British^Meat> fucking seth macfarlane
14:10:00 <slinky_J> dude has a thing for beastiality
14:10:00 <British^Meat> Id rather watch Paul Blart 2
14:10:00 <slinky_J> LOL!!!
14:11:00 <slinky_J> now that is saying something.
14:11:00 <slinky_J> of course as well all know I'm just looking forward to Triassic Park 4
14:12:00 <Devil45> many sequels fail
14:12:00 <slinky_J> batman v superman trailer is gay
14:13:00 <Devil45> batman vs superman? what next? robocop vs. the terminator?
14:13:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwfUnkBfdZ4
14:13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Official Teaser Trailer [HD] Views: 26061223 Uploader: Warner Bros. Pictures Uploaded: 2015-04-17 Duration: 2m14s Rating: 4.81
14:13:00 <Devil45> or predator vs teenage mutant ninja turtles
14:13:00 <slinky_J> the new terminator looks stupid aswell
14:13:00 <slinky_J> Jonah Hill & Seth Rogan vs TMNT
14:14:00 <Devil45> after seeing 22 jump street im not a fan of jonah hill
14:16:00 <slinky_J> this is a great parody trailer someone made for batman v superman using christopher reeve and adam west https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huRYHJk8pRo
14:17:00 <stebie> you broke my script
14:17:00 <stebie> i hate you
14:17:00 <slinky_J> nohugs4pandis
14:18:00 <stebie> nohugs4penis?
14:18:00 <slinky_J> notugs4picard
14:19:00 <Devil45> the last 'batman parody
14:19:00 <Devil45> i saw on youtube was collegehumor
14:19:00 <Devil45> 'batman cant stop thinking about sex'
14:19:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:19:00 <slinky_J> last one i saw was the kid who gets the costume for christmas
14:20:00 <slinky_J> oh and one taking off the batman/joker in the cell scene
14:20:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc
14:20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Dark Knight- Joker Interrogation Scene Spoof Views: 20725246 Uploader: Monkey and Apple Uploaded: 2008-07-21 Duration: 2m47s Rating: 4.80
14:20:00 <stebie> i fixed it
14:20:00 <stebie> so smrt
14:21:00 <Devil45> if the joker worked with glen a larson and drove a mustang/firebird named KITT would he be known as 'the dark knight rider'?
14:23:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:23:00 <slinky_J> jared leto has been posting pics of his transformation into joker
14:24:00 <slinky_J> as in dyed bright green hair and lipstick
14:28:00 <slinky_J> do you buy movies Devil45?
14:28:00 <slinky_J> I used to be an avid collector but teh adsl corrupted my soul
14:37:00 <Devil45> yup i buy dvds
14:37:00 <slinky_J> yeah ive got more dvds lately than blurays
14:37:00 <Devil45> i dont rent movies anymore - used to do that so i could rip them - burn them return the rentals to the shop.
14:38:00 <Devil45> cant do that with bluray - due to cinavia
14:38:00 <slinky_J> haha so did i
14:38:00 <slinky_J> no store here now anyway
14:39:00 <Devil45> nothing to stop me renting a dvd weekly movie that i cant buy a new copy of
14:40:00 <Devil45> if the disc is in good shape i can rip it. save it. encode to mp4 watch the movie on pc anytime.
14:40:00 <slinky_J> i dont know how to encode :P
14:40:00 <Devil45> its easy
14:40:00 <Devil45> i use handbrake to encode
14:55:00 <slinky_J> you read much?
14:55:00 <slinky_J> novels I mean.
15:16:00 <fawks> http://imgur.com/KfLXNKj
15:17:00 <zaim> lmao
15:31:00 <zaim> wee waaaa
15:32:00 <zaim> u sick day?
15:34:00 <Floss> shouldntve eaten frankfurts
16:00:00 <TheRon> you let it smoulder like paper and fire
16:07:00 <simba> smother it with cum
16:07:00 <TheRon> each to their own
16:08:00 <slinky_J> The Cum of all Fears
16:08:00 <slinky_J> a story of an unwanted pregnancy
16:09:00 <TheRon> powderfinger - the day you cum
16:11:00 <TheRon> is talking about cum more or less childish than talking about breasts?
16:12:00 <simba> i don't think either is childish
16:12:00 <ShadowLurker> oh ffs
16:12:00 <simba> how many kids do u know talk about cum/tits
16:12:00 <TheRon> true
16:12:00 <simba> ur not a teacher are u
16:12:00 <TheRon> no, but my parents were
16:13:00 <TheRon> and my sister in law is a teacher
16:13:00 <TheRon> simba your thoughts on the port player done for 3 weeks for hitting an umpire?
16:13:00 <simba> so ur the star pupil
16:14:00 <simba> he didnt hit anyone he was just demonstrating a stoppage
16:14:00 <simba> but it got blown up pretty bad
16:14:00 <simba> look at the video http://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/video/2015-04-20/ptv-moore-report-v-north-adelaide
16:15:00 <simba> i think he was just demonstrating something he did in a stoppage and the ump was cool with it but it got made an example out of
16:15:00 <simba> sanfl is gay anyway
16:16:00 <TheRon> the umpire needs to harden the fuck up
16:16:00 <simba> bunch assholes
16:16:00 <TheRon> was that umpires name neville bartos??
16:17:00 <simba> prob neville longbottom
16:17:00 <TheRon> frontbottom??
16:17:00 <simba> neville bart simpson
16:19:00 <TheRon> neville fucking bartos, i'm coming after you buddy
16:21:00 <simba> looking for neville longbottom
16:21:00 <TheRon> got your anzac day ticket?
16:24:00 <TheRon> simba, what time do the beers flow on saturday??
16:25:00 <TheRon> 11.10 for me, to coincide with saint's v carlton
16:27:00 <TheRon> thai green chicken curry for tea complete with papadums
16:27:00 <Fez> black breasts?
16:28:00 <TheRon> yes but not ghetto breasts
16:28:00 <Fez> im not sure I know the difference
16:29:00 <TheRon> ghetto breasts are from chicks that are on the larger size
16:29:00 <Fez> 1 asian breast 1 black breast and a white bresst on the tri breadted lady would be interesting
16:30:00 <TheRon> big medium and small
16:30:00 <Fez> small?
16:30:00 <TheRon> asian
16:31:00 <Fez> I guess
16:31:00 <simba> yea m8 ready 4 the last post
16:31:00 <TheRon> and the port v hawthorn game?
16:31:00 <simba> itll be there
16:32:00 <simba> 1 banner and all
16:32:00 <simba> r u tippen port?
16:32:00 <Fez> do nz play afl?
16:32:00 <simba> if essendon can do it we can!!!
16:32:00 <TheRon> hawks sorry
16:32:00 <simba> no but theyre playing in nz on sat
16:32:00 <TheRon> hawks auntil they give me a reason not to
16:33:00 <simba> what they doing
16:33:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't until they give you a reason to
16:33:00 <TheRon> north
16:33:00 <simba> good luck with that theyll be super angry and divey
16:33:00 <simba> i tipped geelong
16:34:00 <simba> i wanna tip melb v rich in another friday night blockbuster,,, (sarcasm!!!!)
16:34:00 <TheRon> betting a multi this week?
16:34:00 <simba> maybe
16:34:00 <simba> too many hard games
16:35:00 <simba> maybe west sydney, adelaide, west coast, sydney
16:35:00 <simba> no way can collingwood win surely
16:36:00 <TheRon> nah
16:36:00 <TheRon> not against that cheating scum
16:36:00 <TheRon> too harsh?
16:37:00 <simba> they both scummers
16:37:00 <slinky_J> Bollywood Football Dance Team
16:37:00 <TheRon> buckets of scum
16:38:00 <Fez> 4L bucket?
16:38:00 <simba> ill tip who robbo tips
16:38:00 <TheRon> more
16:38:00 <TheRon> gerard??
16:39:00 <TheRon> when's mcclure night?
16:41:00 <slinky_J> beer for dinner?
16:41:00 <TheRon> beer for breakfast
16:42:00 <simba> raw steak and mead
16:42:00 <TheRon> ok to start beering after breakky on saturday?
16:43:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
16:43:00 <TheRon> whats up digger?
16:45:00 <Dugnuts> just finished work
16:45:00 <Dugnuts> not a lot
16:45:00 <TheRon> trying to get into the anzac spirit
16:47:00 <TheRon> fez mentioned breasts before
16:48:00 <TheRon> nik kershaw rules
16:53:00 <TheRon> i believe in a thing called love
16:54:00 <slinky_J> i guess you're a fan of Intersteller then TheRon
16:54:00 <TheRon> who what?
16:54:00 <slinky_J> nothing
16:55:00 <slinky_J> have to watch it to get what i mean
16:55:00 <slinky_J> just watched Foxcatcher, not bad for a sport drama
16:55:00 <TheRon> is it about fox hunting?
16:56:00 <slinky_J> nah
16:56:00 <slinky_J> wrestling
16:56:00 <slinky_J> channing tatum, mark ruffalo and steve carrell
16:57:00 <TheRon> christ you know it aint easy, you know how hard it can be, the way things are going they're gonna crucify me
17:00:00 <simba> chasing tamy
17:00:00 <TheRon> ben affleck
17:01:00 <slinky_J> I wonder if he will make for a cool batman
17:02:00 <simba> no 1 can beat bale can they
17:02:00 <simba> he was a si kkunt
17:02:00 <slinky_J> yeah
17:02:00 <slinky_J> great how those films were full of UK and AU actors haw haw
17:05:00 <simba> yea is leto the joker in this superman vs batman filn?
17:05:00 <simba> film
17:06:00 <slinky_J> cant wait for tarantinos new movie
17:06:00 <slinky_J> Hatefull 8 or something
17:07:00 <slinky_J> sup Tokes
17:07:00 <slinky_J> how was your day
17:07:00 <TokenDaRing> not much just got home
17:07:00 <TokenDaRing> wasn't bad, lecture, group assignment work
17:08:00 <simba> me 2 but i heard it got scrapped cos it got leaked hell early
17:08:00 <simba> re: QT 8
17:08:00 <slinky_J> sweet
17:09:00 <slinky_J> full day :P
17:09:00 <slinky_J> got scrapped?
17:09:00 <simba> ok no he is doing it this year
17:09:00 <slinky_J> wooooo
17:09:00 <slinky_J> I saw an animated trailer last night for it
17:10:00 <simba> michael madsen is finally back
17:10:00 <TheRon> species 4?
17:10:00 <slinky_J> nah hatefull 8
17:14:00 <slinky_J> salad for dinner
17:14:00 <slinky_J> and back on diet for reals now lol
17:18:00 <slinky_J> fantastic four looks like the joke film of the year
17:24:00 <slinky_J> oh thing just aint what they used to be!
17:37:00 <nate> im sorry officer, the pussy dobbed me in!
17:37:00 <simba> lol
17:45:00 <slinky_J> lol
17:46:00 <slinky_J> hugz
17:46:00 <slinky_J> woo batman ps4 tomoz
17:46:00 <slinky_J> woo woo
17:47:00 <nate> why are u playing games, tuning hot laides getting boring?
17:47:00 <TheRiddler> umm it comes out june 23rd tho
17:48:00 <slinky_J> playin bf4 while i wait to go dinner wid mum
17:48:00 <slinky_J> ino Riddler
17:48:00 <slinky_J> still pumped
17:48:00 <slinky_J> gonna have to buy a stand tho
17:48:00 <slinky_J> june 12th Jurassic World, 23rd June Batman!
17:50:00 <TheRiddler> avengers tomorrow
17:51:00 <nate> TheRiddler u gonna take me:)
17:58:00 <nate> is that joel?
17:58:00 <nate> best bod on irc!
17:58:00 <slinky_J> didnt like the first avengers tbh
17:59:00 <nate> u made out with a hot chick and didnt watch half the film im guessing ;D
17:59:00 <slinky_J> downey jr gets on my nerves
18:00:00 <slinky_J> hahaha that happened on saturday
18:00:00 <slinky_J> when we were watching A Haunted House 2
18:18:00 <amsy> hi cc ! ! !
18:20:00 <couleurs> hello amsy thank u 4 bean hear
18:21:00 <slinky_J> lol
18:21:00 <nate> bean flix!
18:23:00 <slinky_J> woooo ye
18:24:00 <couleurs> how about bayern 2 day eh? they didn't even need a 2nd half 2 win teh match... bloodey ell
18:25:00 <couleurs> WORTH GETTING UP 4 AT 5AM THAT 1
19:43:00 <stompin> niggers
20:07:00 <fawks> Lol
20:09:00 <Serenity> i lost my virginity to that song =/
20:09:00 <TheRiddler> yellow cum
20:09:00 <Dugnuts> really?
20:10:00 <Serenity> no i made it up for fun....
20:10:00 <Dugnuts> not the most upbeat of songs for that sort of thing
20:10:00 <slinky_J> I put on the Ghostface costume and lost my bloodlustinity to NIN - Closer
20:10:00 <slinky_J> yeeaa babey
20:10:00 <simba> i lost it to a woman
20:10:00 <slinky_J> i stabbed that pillow so bad
20:10:00 <slinky_J> i lost it to a Greek woman
20:10:00 <slinky_J> IN YO FACE!
20:10:00 <slinky_J> GREEK BOY!
20:10:00 <slinky_J> :P
20:11:00 <Serenity> i was 13 be greatful it wasnt the backstreet boys
20:11:00 <Serenity> grateful
20:11:00 <simba> thats a ripe old age
20:11:00 <simba> i thought 16 was young
20:11:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
20:12:00 <simba> couleurs lost his virginity 2 Devil May Cry 2
20:12:00 <Dugnuts> haha
20:12:00 <Dugnuts> could be worse
20:13:00 <couleurs> what's a virginity
20:13:00 <Serenity> i believe 16 is average for losing virginity
20:13:00 <slinky_J> i was 13 too lols
20:13:00 <slinky_J> but there was no music
20:13:00 <Serenity> other side of that is the 'older' side of normal
20:13:00 <slinky_J> except the sound of gennies smooshin together and ppl knockin on the door yellin IT'S BEEN FORTY FIVE MINUTES WE WANT TO GO BACK TO TOWN
20:14:00 <slinky_J> werd, then i banged her cousin later.
20:14:00 <slinky_J> dubblezwerdles
20:14:00 <TheRiddler> http://motherless.com/42DABF8
20:14:00 <simba>  ༼ ºل͟º ༽
20:14:00 <TheRiddler> the new rage
20:15:00 <slinky_J> sluttin around was cool in the nineties
20:16:00 <simba> when isnt it cool
20:16:00 <Dugnuts> exactly
20:17:00 <slinky_J> ehehehe
20:17:00 <slinky_J> havin 2 girls is cool
20:17:00 <Dugnuts> sure is
20:17:00 <slinky_J> that will neeevveer find out about eachother
20:17:00 <Dugnuts> oh
20:17:00 <Dugnuts> so you dont mean at the same time?
20:17:00 <simba> like in the sims ?
20:18:00 <slinky_J> as long as you dont ask them out or see them all the time
20:18:00 <slinky_J> they dont become clingy
20:20:00 <simba> or hope 1 doesnt drop by while ur trying to "WooHoo" with the other
20:20:00 <simba> then u have to reset
20:21:00 <simba> GAME OVER
20:22:00 <slinky_J> nah
20:22:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
20:23:00 <slinky_J> that's what facebook is for
20:23:00 <slinky_J> and phones
20:23:00 <slinky_J> everyone knows not to drop by cept ashlee and a friend dale
20:23:00 <slinky_J> one day i feel im gonna smash dale :/
20:23:00 <simba> u probably are
20:24:00 <Dugnuts> but you just said he's a friend
20:25:00 <slinky_J> "A thug changes and love changes and best friends become strangers, word up" Nas
20:26:00 <slinky_J> anyway nah if I did simba id go to prison, if the cops were called or he went to hospital
20:35:00 <slinky_J> loofy
20:35:00 <slinky_J> how was ur day?
20:35:00 <Loof> slept all day lol, hangover from hell
20:36:00 <Loof> sup croc
20:36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> hey
20:36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> shit weather
20:36:00 <Loof> melbourne?
20:36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> well always
20:36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but I'm talking about sydney
20:36:00 <Loof> ah
20:37:00 <Loof> shit here too
20:37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> pro tools is awesome. I've stopped the track, but the click wont shut off
20:37:00 <Dugnuts> heh
20:37:00 <slinky_J> lol id love to sleep for 24 hrs
20:38:00 <Dugnuts> certainly is a lot of crap up in sydney
20:38:00 <slinky_J> i dropped vals so the beer will hit harder so i dont have to drink much
20:38:00 <Loof> cool
20:38:00 <slinky_J> on second beer so dropped 20mg val
20:38:00 <slinky_J> only bought a sixpack and a stout
20:39:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> pro tools might be 'industry standard' but i find it useless for sequencing
20:39:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> i suppose it isnt intended for that really
20:39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> depends what your doing
20:39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> do you mean midi?
20:39:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> what are you doing in pro tools?
20:39:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> yes
20:39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah
20:39:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> i like Logic's MIDI editing the most
20:39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> just setting up a click and midi drums to practice
20:39:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> i see
20:39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> record guide tracks
20:40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> shit like that
20:40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ii'll have to try logic
20:40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it's just learning a new thingy that sucks
20:41:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> ive pretty much tried them all and found that Logic is a good all rounder
20:41:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> whether it's EDM, prog rock or orchestral
20:41:00 <TheRiddler> I sent off my ps4
20:41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i would mainly use it to right drum tracks using superior drummer 2
20:41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> *write
20:42:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> there is 'drummer' now in Logic that you can control in an X-Y matrix fashion
20:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
20:42:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> it really, really dumbs it down
20:42:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> KK
20:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai sup?
20:42:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> really dumbs it down...hey do you know me
20:42:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> i know me!
20:43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you write electronic stuff I'm guessing
20:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i kinda feel like doing a buffalo bill quote here, but it would come across creepy as fuck
20:43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> do it
20:43:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> mostly. but i also do a bit of orchestral/instrumentals. ive done the odd rock
20:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw the moment is gone
20:43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i'd love to dabble one day in strings etc
20:44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses.mp3 (13.04MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 14:14)
20:44:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> strings sound shit in every DAW's stock sounds
20:44:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> a shame you have to pay hundreds/thousands for good ones
20:44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> do shit like two steps from hell
20:44:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> thomas?
20:44:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> or was it ivan torrent
20:45:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> yeah, thomas
20:45:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda, Byee Liinda
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> is there a flood map for nsw
20:45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Thomas Bergersen and Nick Phoenix
20:45:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> i like Thomas' music and through that found 2 steps from hell
20:45:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> he's very talented
20:45:00 <Loof> you guys tried this for music stuff? http://audionews.org/
20:45:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> yes
20:45:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> wait audionews.ru
20:45:00 <Doodle> nana mouskouri is all you need
20:45:00 <Loof> any good?
20:45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I have 2 albums in the car
20:46:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> audionews.ru is pretty good
20:46:00 <Loof> cool
20:46:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> but it is semi-private. they have invites during the first few days of the month
20:46:00 <Loof> yeah same as gfxnews.ru
20:46:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> i wouldnt really trust torrents from public sites. you're guaranteed to get a virus or something from most
20:47:00 <doctor> virii
20:47:00 <Doodle> so get anti virus software
20:47:00 <Doodle> fixed
20:48:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> that still means that you dont get the file you want though, whereas on a proper tracker you'd get what you need and just that
20:48:00 <Doodle> i've never had issues getting what i need
20:48:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> but im not at risk as i just download videos/mags
20:48:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> audio plugins are notorious for being dodgy
20:49:00 <Loof> u can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you neeeeed
20:49:00 <TheSanestCrazyGuyOnTheInternet> it's not like getting MS Office
20:50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Weird Al - Don't Download This Song.mp3 (5.82MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:21)
20:55:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8QjsNhcgDA
20:55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Full House Is Coming Back - The Know Views: 33142 Uploader: The Know Uploaded: 2015-04-21 Duration: 2m0s Rating: 4.80
20:56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Loof, you write music as well
20:56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ?
20:56:00 <Loof> nah i'm a graphics guy
20:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> porn?
20:56:00 <Loof> lol
20:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:56:00 <Loof> 3d animation
20:56:00 <StrykerX> 3d porn
20:56:00 <Loof> yep lol
20:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
20:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> need you say anymore
20:58:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
20:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there
20:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
20:58:00 <TheRiddler> not much
20:58:00 <TheRiddler> just had dessert
20:58:00 <TheRiddler> waffles
20:58:00 <Doodle> blue waffles?
20:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:58:00 <simba> doritod
20:59:00 <simba> doritos
20:59:00 <Doodle> bless you
20:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
20:59:00 <Doodle> :\
21:00:00 <simba> ;\
21:00:00 <simba> wb dooidle
21:00:00 <Doodle> ty soimba
21:00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00:00 <TheRiddler> waffles with strawberries n ice-cream
21:01:00 <Loof> fat cunt :P
21:01:00 <amelia> YUMMMMMMMMMMM
21:01:00 <Doodle> nom
21:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> delicious
21:01:00 <amelia> gimme
21:01:00 <amsy> i want strawberries
21:01:00 <Doodle> AMSY
21:01:00 <Doodle> are you home
21:01:00 <amsy> yep!
21:01:00 <TheRiddler> yay
21:01:00 <Doodle> good because i was going to murder santa otherwise
21:01:00 <TheRiddler> have you started back on one peice yet?
21:02:00 <TheRiddler> in finland santa murders you
21:02:00 <Doodle> lucky she is in norway
21:02:00 <Loof> awks
21:02:00 <amsy> lmao
21:02:00 <amsy> no i havent ash
21:02:00 <TheRiddler> ohh
21:02:00 <TheRiddler> you should watch hetalia
21:03:00 <amsy> hehe mange :')
21:03:00 <Doodle> ^_^
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/VR9k1.jpg
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> hai MsJellybean
21:04:00 <Loof> sfw would be good
21:04:00 <Loof> nsfw*
21:04:00 <Doodle> MsJellybean you're not one of those feral pink ones that taste like perfume are you
21:04:00 <MsJellybean> Never :)
21:04:00 <amelia> wot does nsfw mean
21:04:00 <Doodle> not safe for weiners
21:04:00 <Loof> not safe for work (or in my case kids)
21:04:00 <amelia> OHHH
21:04:00 <StrykerX> Not suggested for weirdos
21:05:00 <Loof> lol
21:05:00 <Doodle> nine super fat walruses
21:05:00 <Doodle> walri?
21:05:00 <Doodle> w/evs
21:05:00 <Loof> walri everywhere will be up in arms now
21:05:00 <Doodle> haha
21:05:00 <Doodle> up in flippers
21:05:00 <StrykerX> Racist.
21:06:00 <Doodle> dont be such a niggerjew StrykerX
21:06:00 <Loof> rofl
21:07:00 <Loof> brb
21:09:00 <fawks> Doodle http://i.imgur.com/EShDndG.jpg
21:09:00 <Doodle> hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
21:10:00 <Doodle> also
21:10:00 <Doodle> that kid dancing
21:10:00 <Doodle> classic
21:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> fucky you mandez
21:11:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of racists
21:11:00 <StrykerX> Sup Doodle
21:12:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/p60kaox.png
21:12:00 <Doodle> me irl
21:12:00 <Doodle> again
21:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:12:00 <fawks> I love that kid
21:12:00 <fawks> So much
21:12:00 <fawks> So so much
21:12:00 <fawks> He melts my heart
21:12:00 <fawks> I wanna squash him til he cries
21:12:00 <StrykerX> fawks's link looks like the nightshift guy at BP
21:12:00 <StrykerX> No lie.
21:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> love the dressdoodle
21:13:00 <Doodle> ta very much
21:13:00 <Doodle> lol fawks
21:13:00 <Doodle> he got de movez
21:13:00 <fawks> Wtf
21:13:00 <fawks> I literally had that dress
21:13:00 <fawks> When I was a kid
21:13:00 <fawks> lmao
21:14:00 <Doodle> i bet you didnt rock it like i did
21:14:00 <fawks> Lmaoo
21:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you have the hair cut too faux?
21:14:00 <fawks> Haha no
21:14:00 <fawks> My.mum.wasn't that cruel
21:14:00 <Doodle> mine was
21:14:00 <fawks> Omg
21:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure my mum gave me a mullet
21:14:00 <fawks> You actually did
21:14:00 <fawks> Have that haircug
21:14:00 <Doodle> i know
21:14:00 <Doodle> lol
21:14:00 <fawks> T
21:14:00 <fawks> HAHA
21:14:00 <fawks> BAHAHAHSHDD
21:15:00 <fawks> your kid pic is adorable
21:15:00 <Doodle> :D
21:15:00 <Doodle> yeah
21:15:00 <Doodle> what the hell happened
21:15:00 <amelia> until you mum dresses you in clogs and overalls, be fuckin happy
21:15:00 <fawks> And then puberty hit
21:15:00 <fawks> Lol jks
21:15:00 <fawks> Ily
21:15:00 <Doodle> looool
21:15:00 <Doodle> <3
21:15:00 <amelia> clogs
21:15:00 <Doodle> bitch
21:15:00 <fawks> Haha
21:15:00 <fawks> <3
21:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> fluro bike pants?
21:15:00 <Doodle> overalls and desert boots
21:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt look, back in the day
21:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> rollers!
21:15:00 <Doodle> yup
21:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup with them… they looked weird
21:16:00 <Doodle> no idea
21:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> were they comfortable ?
21:16:00 <Doodle> they were around right about the time my mum discovered corduroy
21:16:00 <Doodle> no
21:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/55-things-only-90s-teenage-girls-can-understand?sub=2700128_1867676#.rayjXO4pg
21:17:00 <Doodle> teenage girls in their 90s?
21:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> 20. the pogo canvas + plastic heel
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> yee haw
21:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> povo**
21:21:00 <Serenity> pogo
21:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> is there a song
21:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> with pogo stick
21:22:00 <Serenity> yes
21:22:00 <simba> bubble butt bubble bubble bubble butt
21:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> gaga?
21:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> disco stick
21:22:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Major Lazer - Bubble Butt.mp3 (6.78MB 192kbps Mono 4:56)
21:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> fail
21:22:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Digitalism - Pogo.mp3 (5.23MB 128kbps Mono 5:42)
21:22:00 <Doodle> is all i have
21:22:00 <Doodle> and its not about pogo sticks
21:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
21:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn it
21:23:00 <Serenity> THIS ONE
21:23:00 <Serenity> wow caps
21:23:00 <Doodle> lol
21:23:00 <Doodle> doesnt she get excited
21:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HNsOyQ0QFY
21:24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Error: Unknown error
21:24:00 <Doodle> love that song
21:24:00 <Doodle> .
21:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya...
21:24:00 <StrykerX> stebie is running a good script
21:24:00 <StrykerX> (Y)
21:25:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9pLzNoDblA
21:25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 1 hour of Axl Rose asking for some reggae Views: 58569 Uploader: kdchmln Uploaded: 2013-03-27 Duration: 59m32s Rating: 4.82
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> (W)
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 hour
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> die
21:25:00 <Doodle> ^_^
21:26:00 <Serenity> its an error in youtube not stebies script
21:26:00 <Doodle> i could listen to it for an hour
21:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you're weird
21:27:00 <Doodle> yeah
21:28:00 <StrykerX> Holden Caprice - Holds its value way too well.
21:28:00 <StrykerX> :/
21:29:00 <Doodle> all $14 of it
21:29:00 <StrykerX> 2011 model $33k for one with low k's
21:29:00 <StrykerX> :/
21:30:00 <Doodle> for an 8 or a 6
21:30:00 <StrykerX> 8
21:30:00 <Doodle> just get a calais
21:30:00 <StrykerX> Wouldn't get a 6 even if the owner paid me
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> get the old statesman
21:31:00 <StrykerX> Put it on gas - Overheats when the temp gets over 25
21:31:00 <Doodle> oh so it would be fine here
21:35:00 <TheRiddler> sezz I see your pussies are having a rug war :p
21:35:00 <Serenity> jesus ash ahah
21:35:00 <Doodle> lol
21:38:00 <bonky> Sorry.. just woke up from a nanna nap :|
21:39:00 <StrykerX> Nanna nap @ 9.40pm?
21:39:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
21:39:00 <bonky> Yeah I know.. superghey
21:39:00 <StrykerX> Enjoy your allnighter lol
21:39:00 <doctor> i was pretty sane once
21:39:00 <doctor> wait... nah i wasn't
21:39:00 <bonky> I was supposed to be getting some work done and ended up falling asleep in the chair
21:39:00 <StrykerX> Sanity is left behind when you connect to IRC
21:40:00 <doctor> nobodies sane these days, that's why drugs are our best friend
21:40:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqM2ytqHY4
21:40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: late for meeting Views: 18883039 Uploader: David Lewandowski Uploaded: 2013-10-25 Duration: 1m42s Rating: 4.73
21:40:00 <simba> lewa!!!
21:40:00 <doctor> in the 60s people would take drugs to make reality weird, now we take drugs cause reality is weird
21:41:00 <bonky> I take the occasional vitamin c tablet
21:41:00 <doctor> too kind
21:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey nana bonky
21:42:00 <bonky> Evening katkat.. how was work?
21:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> busy as fuck
21:42:00 <StrykerX> Sweet, Internode upgraded my plan
21:42:00 <bonky> Typical
21:42:00 <StrykerX> It's Netflix time!
21:42:00 <bonky> More gigs?
21:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> and rainy!
21:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> What about your day?
21:43:00 <bonky> Confusing.. people seemed to be going out of their way to drive me crazy
21:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, welcome to my world
21:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:43:00 <bonky> It wasn't crazy busy at least.. just a lot of time consuming problems
21:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucks to be you
21:44:00 <xm> just drink from the #Melbourne water cooler
21:44:00 <bonky> Hey.. we have a water cooler.. never noticed it before
21:44:00 <xm> you wont be crazy that way
21:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had to deal with …. someone complaining about not cleaning a fucking stove
21:44:00 <xm> it's a sacrifice im willing to make
21:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> then discuss some solutions about how she could assert herslef
21:44:00 <xm> my sanity for the well-being of the channel
21:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> self*
21:45:00 <bonky> Complaining about themselves not cleaning the stove?
21:45:00 <bonky> Or somebody else not cleaning it?
21:45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> wasn't my ex was it KK
21:45:00 <amelia> bloody heck you should clean the damn stove tho
21:45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> she had difficulty cleaning things
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone was cooking…..
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> another person came into the kitchen
21:45:00 <bonky> How dare they
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitched and said oh you need to clean up
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> then the person cooking flipped out
21:46:00 <bonky> I'll clean your face!
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i wanted to say that
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> along with a few other choice words
21:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's also still raining….
21:47:00 <bonky> So was this a workplace thing or just a communal type environment?
21:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> both
21:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> work place is a women's refuge
21:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> so…. everyone is in PMS mode pretty much
21:48:00 <bonky> Sounds dangerous
21:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
21:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> sometimes
21:48:00 <bonky> I'd run by and yell out.. If you're not cooking you better be cleaning!
21:48:00 <bonky> Then run for my life
21:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a brave man :P
21:49:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa
21:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
21:49:00 <bonky> What is this.. opposite world?
21:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:50:00 <simba> what is this bizarro world
21:50:00 <simba> sorry stole ur line
21:50:00 <bonky> Sorry.. we already have a George
21:50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i'm on a self imposed ban from fifa for at least 10 or so days
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… ok then
21:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even know when the last time I played was
21:51:00 <simba> hows xenoblade going b1
21:51:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but see real couleurs
21:51:00 <bonky> Is fifa a metaphor for sex?
21:51:00 <couleurs> what why!!!!!
21:51:00 <amelia> I tried to do that when I was hooked on playing Animal Crossing
21:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> just for the peeps that chat here
21:51:00 <couleurs> i saw bayern play, they ruled
21:51:00 <amelia> but then I freaked out that all my flowers would die
21:52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you mean euphemism
21:52:00 <amelia> so I just started playing again 3 hours later
21:52:00 <bonky> Yeah probably.. I'm still sleepy
21:52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> my ban from sex is not self imposed
21:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> court ordered?
21:53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ha
21:53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it was all a misunderstanding
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure sure
21:54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Chloroform is not forplay
21:54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> apparently
21:54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i can't even spell it
21:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps a flesh light next time
21:55:00 <bonky> I need the struggle
21:55:00 <bonky> Are you a fleshlight sales manager kate?
21:55:00 <bonky> There isn't a single day you don't seem to spruke them
21:56:00 <Doodle> she does in home demos
21:56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> must have shares
21:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
21:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps - want a demo?
21:57:00 <bonky> I saw a video somewhere where a swinger lady engulfed one entirely in her nether regions.. only to pop it out to surprise one of her partners after he unknowingly shagged a fleshlight
21:57:00 <bonky> I think it might have been linked from irc.. typical
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> impressive
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> SUPRISE…. you didn't actually fuck me !
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
21:58:00 <bonky> lol
21:58:00 <TheRiddler> on this server?
21:58:00 <simba> surprise! you've been fucking.... a pigeotto!!!
21:58:00 <bonky> I think so.. but I don't log anything so not entirely sure
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> kate works as a employment contractor
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> do i?
21:59:00 <slinky_J> katatonic_kate01 is a Hitwoman
21:59:00 <slinky_J> shh
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> you're hired
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> next!
21:59:00 <simba> kate is a hitmonlee
21:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> actually…. getting back to the flashlight story....
21:59:00 <slinky_J> simba is super mario
21:59:00 <slinky_J> shhhhhhhhh!
22:00:00 <simba> u
22:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT2X5b0tyDI
22:00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Surprise Mother F*cker Views: 296978 Uploader: Sam Heath Uploaded: 2014-01-08 Duration: 0m5s Rating: 4.87
22:00:00 <TheRiddler> or a bank teller
22:00:00 <TheRiddler> what is your job btw katatonic_kate01?
22:00:00 <slinky_J> !seen nate
22:00:00 <slinky_J> `seen nate
22:00:00 <slinky_J> U SHOOSH
22:00:00 <bonky> That quote reminds me of a video that involved accidental anal
22:00:00 <slinky_J> I am Ori!!
22:01:00 <bonky> Oh dear.. I've just brought up anal again.. freud?
22:01:00 <slinky_J> fkn so buying ori n blind forest tomoz
22:01:00 <simba> couleurs found http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0134854d266a970c-600wi
22:01:00 <bonky> Looks pretty good... xbox yeah?
22:01:00 <slinky_J> last thing i buy for xbox
22:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you claim to not like it bonky *touches nose*
22:01:00 <slinky_J> yeah xbox
22:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do i do - social worker
22:01:00 <slinky_J> and pc
22:01:00 <xm> couleurs is cray cray for soccer
22:01:00 <bonky> Well it is pretty funny when it is accidental
22:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> "accidental anal"
22:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i slipped
22:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck
22:02:00 <slinky_J> it happens
22:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
22:02:00 <slinky_J> sometimes it works
22:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
22:02:00 <slinky_J> like ur chick is on top
22:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> no it doesn't
22:02:00 <slinky_J> and u slip ur pinky into her bum
22:02:00 <slinky_J> :P
22:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> "accidentally"
22:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah....
22:03:00 <bonky> Found it!
22:03:00 <bonky> http://www.xvideos.com/video6887742/accidental_anal_desvirginization_-_fun
22:03:00 <TheRiddler> you should get a job where you can yell next all day :p
22:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'd love it
22:03:00 <simba> soup nazi
22:04:00 <bonky> That would indeed be a surprise motherf*cker moment
22:04:00 <StrykerX> Omg.. Soup nazi!
22:04:00 <StrykerX> Must watch.
22:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
22:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> surprise motherfucker lolz
22:07:00 <slinky_J> "A job, with the government? *spit spit*"
22:07:00 <slinky_J> simba did you see seven psychopaths in the end?
22:07:00 <slinky_J> i <3 Seven Psychocats huhu
22:07:00 <slinky_J> that guys like the UK Tarantino
22:08:00 <slinky_J> soz 4 change of topic.
22:08:00 <bonky> I like turtls
22:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/
22:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lil craft project for you guys :D
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> that your site? :p
22:10:00 <StrykerX> I misread that as homeless sex toys
22:10:00 <StrykerX> O.o
22:11:00 <bonky> A warm half eaten pastie?
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> the homeless could do with some sex toys
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:11:00 <simba> they got those spikes to sit on
22:12:00 <xm> do you reckon good sammys or vinnies ever get sex toys?
22:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> just used ones
22:13:00 <xm> a used sex toy has character
22:13:00 <bonky> And a musty odour
22:13:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 thats a lot of work for a fleshlight... just come here and give me a handjob
22:14:00 <xm> a musty odour is a must
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> how awkward
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> having a wedding during a funeral
22:15:00 <bonky> Saving on costs?
22:17:00 <bonky> Oh god.. the painted on pink lips
22:17:00 <bonky> It would make me think of grandma.. :\
22:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
22:18:00 <StrykerX> You know what your grandma looks like down there? :/
22:19:00 <StrykerX> Bee arrr Bee!
22:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude
22:20:00 <bonky> I was thinking face lips
22:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank goodness
22:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> because when you reach…. 50 perhaps 60 the vagina falls off
22:21:00 <amelia> IS THAT TRUE
22:21:00 <amelia> YOUR VAGINA FALLS OFF @ 60
22:22:00 <Liinda> sup peeps
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSS
22:22:00 <Marlo> i really wish australia would stop with the propaganda near anzac day that the gallipoli anzacs fought and died for australia. truth is, they all went and fought and died for another country entirely - England. australia had absolutely no reason and business being involved in WW1, we jsut wantes to suck up and look cool to the poms.
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey liinda
22:22:00 <Liinda> heys katatonic_kate01
22:23:00 <Marlo> and the british commanders in charge neither cared nor appreciated the australian effort and lives in the battles
22:24:00 <bonky> I agree anzac is a distortion.. timor and guinea were far more important to us as a nation
22:24:00 <fawks> Doodle
22:24:00 <fawks> Where r u
22:24:00 <fawks> I want some dad jokes
22:24:00 <bonky> But it is what it is now
22:24:00 <Marlo> at gallipoli, they carelessly sent aussie soldiers rushing a sheer cliff face defended my turkish machine gunners at the top
22:24:00 <Marlo> we were nothin but cannon fodder for their entertainment
22:24:00 <Marlo> yeo Bonny you're right
22:24:00 <Marlo> bonky*
22:28:00 <TheRiddler> umm there was miscommunication with the orders
22:29:00 <partay> fawks whos your daddy ?
22:29:00 <TheRiddler> call me daddy
22:29:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lordy
22:30:00 <amelia> ash never fails to deliver the dirty comments haha
22:31:00 <fawks> lmao
22:34:00 <StrykerX> k
22:37:00 <Loof> i tried to make people laugh with a bunch of puns, ten puns to be precise, but no pun in ten did
22:37:00 <simba> lol
22:37:00 <simba> NIN TEN DID
22:37:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off loof
22:37:00 <Loof> haha
22:38:00 <simba> b nice ShadowLurker
22:38:00 <simba> havent seen ur sniping for ages
22:38:00 <simba> u just get ur scope cleaned
22:38:00 <couleurs> wb Liinda missed u like summa
22:40:00 <Liinda> lol thx couleurs
22:41:00 <Loof> couleurs keeps putting coins in the machine, waiting for the jackpot, but gamblers never really win
22:43:00 <couleurs> K
22:43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh have you seen those coin machines that you put money into that pushes money to the front kind of deal?
22:44:00 <couleurs> yes
22:44:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a good YT vid of how this guy works enough of the slots to make a bit of cash back
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> they're everywhere arcades now
22:44:00 <Bastardly_One> smart kid actually ... he's thought about it
22:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll see if I can find it again if I can be fucked
22:44:00 <Loof> those machines are a genius invention
22:45:00 <Bastardly_One> what he did was only use quarters and tried to aim for as many slots as possible
22:45:00 <couleurs> so's ps4
22:45:00 <Liinda> Goodnight all xxx
22:45:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd only make a few dollars but his system was smart
22:45:00 <Bastardly_One> hi/bye Liinda
22:45:00 <Liinda> haibai b1
22:46:00 <couleurs> Bye Liinda nice chatten 2 u
22:46:00 <Loof> farcry 4 on pc rules
22:46:00 <Liinda> as always couleurs x
22:46:00 <Liinda> ciaoooo
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> I sent my ps4 off couleurs
22:47:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a particular baseball game
22:47:00 <Bastardly_One> and I know it's released
22:47:00 <couleurs> how long does it take to fix?
22:47:00 <Bastardly_One> but think I can find it online even?
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> it's on it's way to get pulled apart and used as replacement parts
22:47:00 <Loof> why you been neglecting your poor ps4 :(
22:47:00 <Bastardly_One> MBL 15
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> they send you a refurbished 1
22:48:00 <Loof> you hardly been playing it
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I might not be for a while either
22:48:00 <amsy> lmao
22:48:00 <amsy> mbl
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I love baseball
22:48:00 <couleurs> #YWNWA
22:48:00 <amsy> yeah.
22:48:00 <Loof> baseball > cricket
22:48:00 <Loof> any day
22:48:00 <couleurs> so you should get 1 back next week then tiggier...
22:48:00 <TheRiddler> get nba 2k15
22:50:00 <Picard> gday
22:50:00 <couleurs> i think u mean nab 2k15
22:50:00 <couleurs> ;)
22:52:00 <couleurs> FiFa or bye
22:55:00 <slinky_J> lols
22:55:00 <slinky_J> ima have one game with ps4
22:56:00 <slinky_J> n ima make love to it every day <3
22:56:00 <couleurs> top lel mang xD
22:57:00 <Mew> huhu
22:57:00 <amsy> haha
22:57:00 <amsy> top kek
22:57:00 <slinky_J> tip lel harrae
22:59:00 <Mew> wb loofles
23:00:00 <Loof> ty sexyeyes
23:00:00 <Serenity> you know whats great
23:00:00 <Serenity> tzatziki
23:00:00 <Mew> mmmmm
23:01:00 <Mew> Ooh ooh ahh ahh sexy eyes
23:01:00 <Loof> i just overcooked a shitload of pasta
23:01:00 <Loof> had to chuck it all out
23:01:00 <Loof> so bad
23:01:00 <Loof> could have fed an entire african nation
23:01:00 <slower> how did you manage that?
23:02:00 <Loof> timer didn't go off
23:02:00 <slower> what about the one in your head
23:02:00 <Loof> um i'm not a robot?
23:02:00 <Serenity> why not!
23:02:00 <simba> bicentenial man
23:04:00 <Mew> yum
23:04:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
23:04:00 <TheRiddler> all
23:04:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
23:04:00 <Serenity> night
23:04:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight nerdygirl
23:04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:04:00 <Serenity> pity it wasnt rice, you could have put some milk n sugar on it
23:04:00 <nerdygirl> lol night
23:04:00 <Mew> night night curry puff
23:04:00 <TheRiddler> who won the stand off btw
23:05:00 <Serenity> turbo lol
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> ok
23:05:00 <Mew> what happens if you put milk and sugar on it?
23:05:00 <Serenity> it makes rice cream..
23:05:00 <Mew> I always fuck rice lol
23:05:00 <Mew> Omghghg
23:05:00 <Serenity> but not that snotty shit in a can you get at the shop
23:06:00 <Mew> I love snotty can rice cream!
23:06:00 <Serenity> i have a rice cooker cause i always over cook it on the stove
23:06:00 <Loof> rice cooker ftw
23:07:00 <Loof> my cloth smells so fresh
23:08:00 <Loof> makes me happy
23:08:00 <Picard> god damn i love thai food
23:08:00 <slower> loof, are they yours
23:08:00 <Loof> mostly, but my undies i borrowed from your mum
23:08:00 <Loof> :P
23:08:00 <slower> ok that was uncalled for
23:09:00 <Loof> sorry :P
23:09:00 <slower> no i meant my comment
23:09:00 <Loof> oh
23:10:00 <Kynetic> i must smell
23:10:00 <Kynetic> i made loof leave
23:10:00 <Kynetic> thats a good thing tho, rite?
23:10:00 <Grim> loool
23:10:00 <Grim> it is
23:10:00 <Kynetic> you seem Grim
23:11:00 <Grim> I am
23:11:00 <Kynetic> you are?
23:11:00 <Grim> indeed
23:11:00 <Kynetic> hang on i have to view messages about my computer
23:11:00 <Kynetic> must be important
23:11:00 <Kynetic> oh.. no it just wants me to turn windows firewall back on
23:12:00 <Kynetic> lol.
23:12:00 <Grim> weel windoze does need that
23:12:00 <Kynetic> its only turned off on the domain anyway.. jeez youre a sook microsoft.
23:12:00 <Grim> mircoshit you mean
23:12:00 <Kynetic> you cant get to my domain.. its not even real
23:13:00 <Serenity> i turned my firewall off like.. 15 mins after a format lol
23:13:00 <Grim> off like?
23:13:00 <Grim> does that mean 15 mins?
23:13:00 <Serenity> .\
23:14:00 <Kynetic> no i think that maeans shes turned off by you.
23:14:00 <Grim> do I care?
23:14:00 <Kynetic> i could be wrong tho
23:14:00 <simba> is your autism showing again
23:14:00 <Kynetic> herp derp
23:14:00 <Serenity> i dont even know whats happening right now but its annoying
23:15:00 <simba> are your macleans showing?
23:16:00 <Serenity> what an odd fellow
23:19:00 <Maurice> I bet Grim was vaccinated
23:19:00 <Maurice> That's his problem
23:20:00 <Serenity> no doubt
23:20:00 <Serenity> raped by vaccination
23:20:00 <slinky_J> Pewp Flaekz
23:20:00 <slinky_J> brekkfest of chimps
23:20:00 <slinky_J> oi
23:21:00 <slinky_J> `ban sezz said rape verr baad
23:21:00 <slinky_J> !!
23:21:00 <simba> Hahahahahaha.
23:21:00 <simba> fkn ban her bro
23:21:00 <simba> xD
23:24:00 <slinky_J> ban you for simbabordination!
23:24:00 <slinky_J> `ban simba shh he is mario
23:24:00 <slinky_J> k banned enough ppl now.
23:24:00 <slinky_J> `ban stebie #nohugs :/
23:24:00 <slinky_J> k done.
23:24:00 <simba> baaahahaha bro hashtag insanity hashtag bannage hashtag epicirclulz
23:24:00 <Kynetic> #circlejerk
23:24:00 <Kynetic> :D
23:26:00 <Serenity> #yesplz
23:26:00 <Serenity> #lolz
23:26:00 <Kynetic> youre next to me
23:26:00 <Kynetic> hopefully Maurice is on the other side
23:26:00 <Kynetic> before simba sits there
23:27:00 <Serenity> always fuking it up
23:27:00 <simba> stop bullying me
23:27:00 <Kynetic> Maurice be nice to simba
23:27:00 <Kynetic> he's just a little boy.
23:27:00 <Maurice> Fine, he can sit on your other side then
23:27:00 <Kynetic> aww but but
23:28:00 <Kynetic> you can be mean to him its ok
23:28:00 <Kynetic> :P
23:28:00 <simba> great i have 2 be here for the once in 3 months Kynetic is active :grumbles:
23:28:00 <Kynetic> :D
23:28:00 <slinky_J> stop complaining about me on twitter
23:28:00 <slinky_J> i dont even know what twitter is!
23:28:00 <Kynetic> im way more active than you think simba.. just cos its always really late at night and youre not here
23:28:00 <slinky_J> i only ban you because I love you
23:28:00 <slinky_J> `ban Kynetic never whispered sweet nothings into my ear once..
23:28:00 <simba> im just jiving wid chu mate
23:29:00 <Kynetic> fuck
23:29:00 <Kynetic> so thats who is in my cupboard
23:29:00 <slinky_J> I live in Chong's brain.
23:29:00 <slinky_J> WOT
23:29:00 <slinky_J> no no that's an M&M
23:29:00 <slinky_J> O_o
23:29:00 <Kynetic> oh
23:29:00 <slinky_J> mwahaha
23:29:00 <Kynetic> wait
23:29:00 <slinky_J> hated that red baron of a sweetie
23:30:00 <Kynetic> that wasnt an m&m was it
23:31:00 <slinky_J> so I showed my mother the Jurassic World trailers tonight
23:31:00 <slinky_J> and she sat back and said that now she might have to go see it
23:31:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
23:32:00 <slinky_J> I mean cmon mama we saw the first one when i was 11 and the third one, you will be too old to see the next one so let's see this one!
23:33:00 <amsy> ok
23:33:00 <simba> spoilers: they go extinct
23:34:00 <couleurs> kool
23:35:00 <Maurice> Thanks a lot simba, now I don't have to watch it
23:35:00 <slinky_J> lol
23:35:00 <slinky_J> dude simba
23:36:00 <slinky_J> have u seen the second global trailer ffs?
23:36:00 <slinky_J> it's so fucking sick
23:36:00 <simba> no
23:36:00 <simba> i never seen jurassic park
23:36:00 <simba> and i never will
23:37:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOPuWDnDzTM
23:37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: JURASSIC WORLD - Official Trailer #2 (2015) Chris Pratt Sci-Fi Movie HD Views: 32975 Uploader: CBR Trailers Uploaded: 2015-04-20 Duration: 2m31s Rating: 4.99
23:37:00 <slinky_J> just watch it
23:37:00 <slinky_J> its good :P
23:38:00 <simba> paypal me $20 and i will
23:39:00 <Serenity> lolz gud1
23:40:00 <slinky_J> pff
23:40:00 <slinky_J> u suck for not watching a trailer
23:40:00 <slinky_J> I watch pretty much any trailer for the fun of it.
23:41:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/2VTxYQL2SbA
23:41:00 <couleurs> aweosme song fkn
23:42:00 <Serenity> wheres kate
23:42:00 <Serenity> and demonsrun
23:42:00 <slinky_J> i save this song coz have one on
23:42:00 <slinky_J> o fuck it i listen to this anyway :P lelz
23:43:00 <slinky_J> stoopid adfuctizement off me screenz!
23:43:00 <amsy> wtf
23:44:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/oqtunQ4yd30
23:44:00 <couleurs> diss my new jam doe
23:48:00 <simba> tite
23:49:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/wZRWpr1G1Qw
23:49:00 <couleurs> lmao
23:49:00 <couleurs> where am i!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:50:00 <simba> ol
23:50:00 <simba> neymar's jam
23:51:00 <couleurs> lololol
23:55:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/hRK7PVJFbS8
23:55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta Views: 12000138 Uploader: KendrickLamarVEVO Uploaded: 2015-04-02 Duration: 3m58s Rating: 4.81
23:55:00 <couleurs> this is actually good tho
23:56:00 <couleurs> cool mash ups bro
23:58:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-StMfE8NrA lol
23:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hustle & Flow (4/9) Movie CLIP - Whoop That Trick (2005) HD Views: 869806 Uploader: MOVIECLIPS Uploaded: 2012-05-24 Duration: 2m43s Rating: 4.89
23:58:00 <simba> i need to see that film