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00:00 <clubsamwich> i've never heard a pole talk like that
00:00 <faux> Nyear 3
00:00 <faux> My cousin used to tell me we're two peas in a pond
00:00 <Dugnuts> om
00:00 <faux> I'm like oh ok
00:00 <clubsamwich> i should get out more, meet some poles
00:00 <Dugnuts> omg
00:00 <Dugnuts> a donut!
00:00 <Serenity> ant used to say bunnings square house
00:00 <Dugnuts> oh damn
00:00 <Mew> hahahahahaha
00:00 <clubsamwich> that talk funny and go party with them
01:00 <Mew> thats so fucking cute
01:00 <faux> He also calls Armin van Buren 
01:00 <faux> Almond
01:00 <faux> LOL
01:00 <Mew> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCA7--Qcp78&index=2&list=RDjJ1l4UJW04Y
01:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Regurgitator - Black Bugs Views: 85,975   Uploader: WarnerMusicAU Uploaded:  Aug 5, 2010 Duration: 2 Minutes 27 Seconds 
01:00 <clubsamwich> i think i say almond there too
01:00 <faux> haha
01:00 <clubsamwich> it's better 
01:00 <Dugnuts> she calls it a girl scout cookie
01:00 <clubsamwich> it's an improvement to say almond van buren
01:00 <faux> O dear
01:00 <Dugnuts> oh
02:00 <Loof> you should see them live croc
02:00 <Dugnuts> its a hollow cookie
02:00 <Loof> well should *have*
02:00 <Serenity> arent regurgitator about 400 now
02:00 <amelia> mmmmm cookie
02:00 <Loof> yeah serenity
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> they will throw me out of the kult death metal club if I see them live
02:00 <amelia> do you remember band in a bubble
02:00 <clubsamwich> 407
02:00 <amelia> is that wot it was called
02:00 <faux> Um I just put carpet deodoriser all over my place so when I get up tomoz I can vacuum but now I'm worried about the powder being on the carpet for too long
02:00 <flee> im going to kill myself
02:00 <faux> IS IT GONNA STAIN
02:00 <Loof> rtfm
02:00 <amelia> I doubt its
03:00 <faux> Serenity
03:00 <faux> You're a mum
03:00 <faux> Halp
03:00 <amelia> it jus sits on top
03:00 <clubsamwich> did you read the instructions, faux?
03:00 <faux> No
03:00 <amelia> if it jus powder
03:00 <clubsamwich> read the instructions, faux
03:00 <faux> And now I'm in bed and CBF moving 
03:00 <faux> YOU READ THEM
03:00 <Serenity> i dont use carpet deodoriser
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <faux> oh
03:00 <clubsamwich> give them to me and i'll read them to you
03:00 <faux> Useless bastatds
03:00 <amelia> well on the bright side at least you have new coloured carpet tomorrows
03:00 <faux> MAURICR
03:00 <faux> you're a mum
03:00 <clubsamwich> don't be embarrassed
03:00 <Serenity> ask Maurice hes a dad
03:00 <clubsamwich> it's ok that you can't read
04:00 <faux> Does carpet deodoriser powder stain carpet if its on fot too long
04:00 <NightOwl1> That's if it doesn't dissolve the carpet first
04:00 <Maurice> I dunno, I don't have carpets
04:00 <NightOwl1> Or make it burst into flames
04:00 <amelia> why did that sentence remind me of subway
04:00 <clubsamwich> Maurice is a 2 gay dads
04:00 <faux> Lol
04:00 <clubsamwich> -a
04:00 <faux> :'(
04:00 <Serenity> i dont think it will stain
04:00 <Loof> Carpet powders are harmful to your carpet and your vacuum, it is best not to use them at all. The powder clogs your vacuum and it embeds into the carpet fiber, making the carpet look dirty and causing the carpet fiber to be "sticky" and mat down. 
04:00 <Loof> ew
04:00 <Loof> https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110817151719AAnsqpm
05:00 <Maurice> What I can tell you though, is that I have jam toast and it's glorious
05:00 <NightOwl1> But it'll smell nice, so that's some consolation
05:00 <Liinda> =O DOODLE IS HERE
05:00 <clubsamwich> just get up extra early and go buy new carpet, easy
05:00 <faux> Lnao
05:00 <Serenity> i have a rash on my foot and its driving me insane
05:00 <clubsamwich> i solve problems
05:00 <faux> How can powder jam a vacuum
05:00 <Mew> Doodle is a god damn gash magnet
05:00 <amelia> I swear you all cream your panties over Doodle
05:00 <Liinda> lol
05:00 <Liinda> hai all <3
05:00 <Serenity> doodles a sex beast
05:00 <amelia> IS HE ZEUS
05:00 <Loof> hey liinda
05:00 <amelia> OR SOMETHING
05:00 <Mew> im so glad hes back
05:00 <faux> Lmaoo
05:00 <amelia> jus tell me now
05:00 <faux> Zoos
06:00 <Liinda> more of a beast
06:00 <Mew> dont ever go again Doodle you asshole
06:00 <Loof> see his car amelia
06:00 <Mew> not even if theres a fire
06:00 <Loof> that will explain all
06:00 <faux> LOL
06:00 <Maurice> Doodle has built in cum collectors
06:00 <Liinda> hai loofness
06:00 <faux> IM NOT GONNA CSLL HIM DAD
06:00 <Serenity> he has a nice shroom too
06:00 <amelia> WHY, DOES HE HAVE A BUS?
06:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
06:00 <Mew> LOL
06:00 <faux> robert you're 39 Years old
06:00 <faux> rfododdldld
06:00 <Mew> DoodleDad
06:00 <Loof> yes it's call the bangbus
06:00 <amelia> ahahahhaa
06:00 <Maurice> NOT EVEN IF THERES A FIRE
06:00 <Serenity> faux wants to bang doodles dad
06:00 <faux> Best movie ever
06:00 <faux> Omg indo
06:00 <faux> I do
06:00 <amelia> daddy issues
06:00 <faux> Excuse me
06:00 <clubsamwich> Liinda, you made it!
06:00 <Serenity> no his dad is just hot ok
06:00 <faux> Good old brucey
07:00 <clubsamwich> the bangbus was revolutionary 
07:00 <Maurice> Grouchy old man sex
07:00 <Doodle> he's fucking 70 and senile
07:00 <Serenity> hahahah
07:00 <Serenity> HAI DOODS
07:00 <faux> You're 70 and senile
07:00 <Mew> have the old bull and the young calf in a double team 
07:00 <Maurice> He'll be babbling about micronesia half way through
07:00 <faux> LOLOL
07:00 <Serenity> rofl
07:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
07:00 <faux> from my chest pubes down to my ball fro
07:00 <Serenity> ITS NOT A FUCKING COUNTRY
07:00 <Mew> make father and son eiffel tower over you
07:00 <Doodle> looool
07:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda
07:00 <Serenity> we know way too much about robs dad
07:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha wtf
08:00 <amelia> all that came about cos Liinda said hi to Doodle
08:00 <Dugnuts> goddamn mew
08:00 <Doodle> arent they revolting amelia
08:00 <faux> I sent doodles dad nudes for his birthday
08:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
08:00 <Liinda> lol
08:00 <Dugnuts> goddamn
08:00 <Mew> lmaooooo
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <faux> Abd they're now the wallpaper of his ipad
08:00 <Liinda> where u been doooooodlw
08:00 <Dugnuts> i am so envious of Doodle
08:00 <Serenity> youd give him a heart attack
08:00 <Liinda> hai Dugnuts!!!!
08:00 <faux> I'm not that bad gosg
08:00 <Doodle> here and there Liinda
08:00 <Serenity> NOT THAT YOURE BAD
08:00 <Serenity> gosh
08:00 <faux> Speaking of geriatric fucks
08:00 <faux> Welcome back b1
08:00 <Liinda> well, good to see ur back
09:00 <Doodle> you should see my front
09:00 <Mew> his sheets wouldnt move on the washing line in a cyclone
09:00 <Serenity> i feel special that we've had doodle back for over a week before he came in here
09:00 <Maurice> We have ;)
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <Serenity> we're clearly awesome Maurice
09:00 <clubsamwich> hey amelia, my hand is all better btw thanks for asking
09:00 <Maurice> Lets eiffel tower Doodle
09:00 <Doodle> i've never come in here thankyou sarah
09:00 <Serenity> lets
09:00 <Serenity> :<
09:00 <amelia> ohhhh I'm soso happy to hear clubby
09:00 <amelia> issit all wrapped up still
09:00 <faux> I am so not a raper
09:00 <Doodle> [00:08] <Mew> his sheets wouldnt move on the washing line in a cyclone
09:00 <Doodle> filth
10:00 <Maurice> He had that crazy look in his eyes and he said lets get it on'
10:00 <clubsamwich> it was never wrapped up ...well just in bacon for a few hours
10:00 <faux> Rofl
10:00 <faux> That never gets old
10:00 <faux> Ever.
10:00 <Maurice> I love that fight scene
10:00 <amelia> the best kind of wrap
10:00 <faux> I teabagged your drumset
10:00 <Liinda> hhaha
10:00 <faux> Well my drum sets a guy so that makes you gay you fuckerrrr
10:00 <Serenity> are you fuck donkeys talking about step brothers
10:00 <Maurice> Trying to bury him and hes crying 'i'm not dead'
10:00 <amelia> bwahahhaahha
10:00 <faux> LOL
10:00 <faux> I heard about the fart.
10:00 <Mew> lmao
11:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
11:00 <Maurice> Panm
11:00 <Maurice> Paaaanmmmm
11:00 <faux> HAHAA
11:00 <Loof> i'm just waiting for ling wa to make me lick dogshit :(
11:00 <Serenity> wot
11:00 <Mew> thats not from step brothers
11:00 <clubsamwich> there's 2 Ms?
11:00 <faux> Lol
11:00 <Maurice> I got a belly full of dogshit and you lay this on me
11:00 <faux> Awks
11:00 <clubsamwich> sshut your mouth
11:00 <faux> LOL
11:00 <Loof> didn't those kids make them
11:00 <faux> you keep your liver spotted hands off my mother, she's a saint
11:00 <Maurice> LOL
12:00 <amelia> BWHAHA
12:00 <Serenity> even netflix hates stepbrothers
12:00 <Serenity> its not even on there
12:00 <Maurice> The clown has no penis
12:00 <faux> LMAO
12:00 <Maurice> Only you hate it you hater
12:00 <Serenity> YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD
12:00 <Maurice> NO U
12:00 <Serenity> never even seen it
12:00 <faux> ..
12:00 <clubsamwich> i like when they're singing in the car and he almost has an accident
12:00 <faux> How can you hate it lol
12:00 <Maurice> I know, thats what disappoints me the most
12:00 <Serenity> because i hate that fuck head thats in it
12:00 <amelia> which one
12:00 <Maurice> Who? Seth Rogan?
12:00 <faux> So I hate half the people on irc abd I still join 
12:00 <Maurice> Yeah me too
12:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/eicJ08AU6do
13:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Licking White Dog Poop - Step Brothers Views: 13,495   Uploader: sqwuade Uploaded: Published on May 15, 2013 Duration: 0 Minutes 9 Seconds 
13:00 <Loof> see
13:00 <Serenity> id rather cut off my own eyelids than watch a movie with that wanker in it
13:00 <Maurice> She hates Will Ferrell
13:00 <Maurice> Coz she's unaustralian
13:00 <amelia> how the fuck can you hate Will
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <faux> Zz
13:00 <amelia> AER YOU EVEN HUMAN
13:00 <amelia> you're a bot
13:00 <Mew> oh my god wtf 
13:00 <Mew> not will
13:00 <Serenity> cause hes so unfunny
13:00 <NightOwl1> More cowbell
13:00 <amelia> you're a big tittied bot
13:00 <Maurice> He's hilarious
13:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha another bot
13:00 <Maurice> Especially as Little Debbie of Little Debbie Snack Cakes
13:00 <Mew> go back to your home on whore island
13:00 <Bastardly_One> who doesn't hate Will Ferrell
13:00 <clubsamwich> that explains everything
13:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MEW
13:00 <faux> lmao
13:00 <Bastardly_One> a funeral is funnier than that cunt
14:00 <Liinda> i like will ferrel
14:00 <Loof> same
14:00 <Serenity> you're all shit
14:00 <Liinda> haha
14:00 <Serenity> even b1
14:00 <clubsamwich> i like will ferrel too
14:00 <Liinda> more B1
14:00 <Maurice> It's ok Serenity, you have Bastardly_One on your side
14:00 <faux> You're the shit one will hater
14:00 <Serenity> no fuck off
14:00 <Mew> lmfao
14:00 <Serenity> im a lone soldier
14:00 <amelia> burn her alive
14:00 <Maurice> Lol
14:00 <amelia> ok too far soz
14:00 <Maurice> A lone wolf
14:00 <faux> I have a lighter 
14:00 <amelia> AHAHA
14:00 <clubsamwich> rip her head off!
14:00 <Dugnuts> or just a person with bad taste
14:00 <Maurice> My lighter was stolen yet again while I was out
14:00 <Maurice> But they left my ashtray this time
14:00 <Serenity> faux you'd be scared the flames would stain the walls calm down
15:00 <faux> lmao
15:00 <amelia> she's the devil
15:00 <amelia> it would only feed her
15:00 <faux> Leave my ocd out of this oj
15:00 <clubsamwich> what movie turned you off him, Serenity?
15:00 <faux> OK*
15:00 <Serenity> hahah
15:00 <amelia> wait I know wot movie
15:00 <Serenity> all movies clubsamwich i just dont find him funny in the slightest
15:00 <amelia> fuckin
15:00 <Maurice> SHAKE AND BAKE
15:00 <amelia> Bewitched
15:00 <faux> Omg
15:00 <amelia> I can understand
15:00 <Loof> <Loof> i'm just waiting for ling wa to make me lick dogshit :(
15:00 <Loof> <Serenity> wot
15:00 <Loof> <Mew> thats not from step brothers
15:00 <amelia> but DON'T HATE HIM FOR THAT ONE MISTAKE
15:00 <Maurice> Did anyone actually watch Bewitched
15:00 <Serenity> i only liked him in night at the roxbury
15:00 <faux> No
15:00 <Maurice> It had that plastic face smelly red in it
15:00 <clubsamwich> we're going streaking!! up through the quads to the gymnasium, bring your green hat!
15:00 <faux> Picard?
16:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
16:00 <amelia> fauxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
16:00 <faux> Lmao
16:00 <Dugnuts> heh
16:00 <Dugnuts> ive never sat through the whole thing
16:00 <amsy> i dont like will ferrell
16:00 <faux> Bb
16:00 <amelia> AMSY
16:00 <Serenity> YAY AMSY
16:00 <Dugnuts> but i think ive seen it all eventually
16:00 <amelia> off with your head
16:00 <faux> Pls
16:00 <amsy> hes too forced 
16:00 <Serenity> exactly amsy
16:00 <faux> bb
16:00 <faux> pls.
16:00 <Loof> fuck all y'all
16:00 <Serenity> fuck you faux shes on my side now
16:00 <faux> you wish!
16:00 <Maurice> I'm still for Get Hard to have a decent torrent
16:00 <faux> I'll fight you 
16:00 <MrMark> im not pissed enough yet!!!
17:00 <Maurice> Still waiting*
17:00 <Serenity> get ya wobblies out then
17:00 <Maurice> WOBBLY SAUSAGE
17:00 <amelia> I love kevin hart
17:00 <faux> They're already out
17:00 <Serenity> ^_^
17:00 <Serenity> LOL maurice!
17:00 <clubsamwich> i'll tell you who is forced and unfunny - ben stiller
17:00 <Serenity> i showed that to mum
17:00 <faux> Hahaha he's the funniest tiniest nig
17:00 <amelia> ahahaha yesssssss
17:00 <Serenity> kevin hart rules
17:00 <faux> I got turned off ben stiller in dodgeball
17:00 <faux> He makes me sick
17:00 <amelia> he's standup makes me lose my shit
17:00 <amelia> his
17:00 <Maurice> Also not funny, Rogan
17:00 <Serenity> ooo netflix has some
17:00 <Maurice> I do like Jonah Hill though
18:00 <amelia> he got a dumb face
18:00 <Serenity> ROGAN RULES
18:00 <faux> lolol
18:00 <Serenity> YOU SHUT UP
18:00 <Maurice> MAKE ME
18:00 <clubsamwich> yeah rogan sucks balls
18:00 <amelia> his face is jus 24/7 dumb
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Jack Black is even funnier than stiller and ferrel ... and Jack Black isn't really funny
18:00 <Serenity> oh i will
18:00 <faux> I love his laugh
18:00 <Mew> my friends little boy found her big purple one and was running around the house calling it his squishy gun and shooting at things
18:00 <Maurice> I don't make monkeys, I just train em! - PeeWee Herman
18:00 <clubsamwich> yeah jonah hill is funny
18:00 <Mew> pew
18:00 <amsy> ben stiller is also bad
18:00 <faux> Have u guys seen this is the end
18:00 <faux> Worst movie ever
18:00 <clubsamwich> you're right, jack black isn't funny
18:00 <Serenity> seth rogans laugh rules
18:00 <Maurice> I have it, but havent watched it
18:00 <faux> Don't bother 
19:00 <Maurice> I did enjoy Tammy though
19:00 <clubsamwich> i thought This is the End was massively unfunny
19:00 <Maurice> She's hilarious
19:00 <Serenity> im watching undeclared
19:00 <Serenity> anyone seen it?
19:00 <faux> I love herrrr
19:00 <faux> Nope
19:00 <MrMark> hello
19:00 <Maurice> I'm watching The Avengers
19:00 <amelia> yah that movie was shit 
19:00 <Serenity> me either
19:00 <Dugnuts> what is it about
19:00 <Dugnuts> heh
19:00 <faux> Oh also speaking of Kevin hart
19:00 <Dugnuts> oh i cant wait for age of ultron
19:00 <faux> Everyone watch the wedding ringer
19:00 <faux> Kgo
19:00 <Serenity> heyy its got the dude from BBT
19:00 <Dugnuts> I CANNOT WAIT!!!!
19:00 <Maurice> Which one
19:00 <Serenity> fuckinggg
19:00 <Serenity> jewish one
19:00 <faux> Sheldon?
19:00 <faux> Oh
19:00 <faux> Wolowitx
19:00 <Maurice> Howard
19:00 <faux> Z
19:00 <clubsamwich> except danny mcbride, everyone in this is the end really blew
19:00 <Serenity> yeahhh
20:00 <Serenity> thats it
20:00 <faux> Lmao his head makes me ill
20:00 <Dugnuts> danny mcbride
20:00 <Dugnuts> isnt that the dude from community?
20:00 <Serenity> oh Maurice
20:00 <faux> Yeah this is the end sucked
20:00 <Serenity> ive been watching IT crowd too
20:00 <Loof> you people watch shit movies man
20:00 <faux> It was so tryhardrv
20:00 <Maurice> Love that show
20:00 <clubsamwich> nah, it's the dude from eastbound and down
20:00 <amelia> aahahaahah
20:00 <amelia> kenny powers
20:00 <Dugnuts> better than just watching a turd dry like you Loof
20:00 <Maurice> I saw Spongebob movie the other day and the dolphin in its voice is Douglas
21:00 <faux> Danny devito I love your work
21:00 <Bastardly_One> IT Crowd should of kept going ... so good
21:00 <clubsamwich> haha faux 
21:00 <faux> Mean girls quote #3837
21:00 <Serenity> ooo mean girls
21:00 <Dugnuts> oh did you guys see medium?
21:00 <Serenity> i should put that on instead
21:00 <faux> Yes
21:00 <Dugnuts> it has danny devitos daughter
21:00 <faux> Yes you should 
21:00 <Dugnuts> and the guy from reaper
22:00 <Dugnuts> its hilarious
22:00 <Serenity> im going to this movie looks shit
22:00 <Maurice> Oh faux, some kids show was on here the other day, it's basically a cartoon version of survivor and one of the girls kept saying fetch
22:00 <faux> :o
22:00 <Serenity> YOU CANT SIT WITH US
22:00 <faux> Gretchen stop trying to make fetch happen 
22:00 <Dugnuts> wha
22:00 <Maurice> I'm not watching Fallon
22:00 <Loof> bastardly_one are there good any mmorpgs?
22:00 <Maurice> He's got Ben Stiller on tonight lol
22:00 <Serenity> thats me and amsy cause faux is wearing will ferrels on friday
22:00 <Maurice> Now*
22:00 <Dugnuts> oh did you ever watch the first spongebob movie?
22:00 <Loof> any good*
22:00 <Dugnuts> remember the bit with the hoff swims like a fucking jetski
22:00 <faux> I can actually quote that whole movie without even watching it
22:00 <amsy> lmao theres a guy that goes to the hockey here that looks like Stevie from eastbound and dowb
22:00 <amsy> down*
23:00 <Serenity> just started
23:00 <amelia> awwww poor stevie
23:00 <Dugnuts> then jacks his pecs apart so he can fire spongebob and stuart back to the bottom of the ocean?
23:00 <faux> Yay
23:00 <Serenity> theyre giving her her lunch
23:00 <amelia> bwhwaahaha
23:00 <Dugnuts> that was some freaky ass shit
23:00 <amsy> i laugh every time i look at him
23:00 <Serenity> god she was so pretty
23:00 <Mew> east bound and down is so good lol
23:00 <faux> I knowww
23:00 <amsy> agreed
23:00 <Mew> when stevie has no eyebrows
23:00 <faux> Before anorexia and plastic surgery 
23:00 <Serenity> meth
23:00 <Mew> and the chin lmao
23:00 <clubsamwich> haha stevie
23:00 <faux> Yes and drugs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> is east bound and down that ex baseball dude?
23:00 <clubsamwich> amsy, does he know he looks like stevie?
24:00 <amelia> yup
24:00 <Loof> she must have injected many marijuanas
24:00 <amelia> kenny powers
24:00 <amelia> and his mullet
24:00 <faux> And on thr third day god created the Remington bolt action rifle 
24:00 <faux> So that man could fight the dinosaurs 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's him ... hate it 
24:00 <faux> And the homosexuals 
24:00 <faux> Amen
24:00 <Serenity> and the homosexuals
24:00 <Serenity> hahaha
24:00 <amelia> haha how can you haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate it
24:00 <Serenity> that literally just played
24:00 <amelia> godamn
24:00 <faux> LOL
24:00 <faux> excellent 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea, I've tried to like it 
24:00 <faux> Oh sez
24:00 <Bastardly_One> just doesn't do it for me for some reason
24:00 <Serenity> talk to me again and ill kick your ass
24:00 <faux> Dad found me a machine on ebay
24:00 <Loof> ew bolt action
25:00 <faux> Its new just has "cosmetic damage"
25:00 <Serenity> for??
25:00 <faux> Idk how much tbh I'll ask tomorrow when he brings it
25:00 <clubsamwich> is it a carpet machine?
25:00 <faux> I know he was bidding 
25:00 <Mew> amelia my partner has a mullet lol
25:00 <faux> Lol washing machineb
25:00 <Mew> its kinda kenny powersish
25:00 <amsy> clubsamwich, hes actually a bit special so i doubt it
25:00 <faux> IM EXCITED TO EASH
25:00 <Serenity> OHH washing machine
25:00 <Serenity> suh
25:00 <faux> wash,
25:00 <Serenity> duh
25:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
25:00 <faux> Oh when you said for I thought you meant how much
25:00 <faux> Lol
25:00 <Serenity> LOL welcome!
25:00 <amelia> does he really have a kenny powers mullet
26:00 <Serenity> im from michican
26:00 <faux> rofl
26:00 <Serenity> is that how you spell it
26:00 <amelia> all curly n shit?
26:00 <Mew> kinda
26:00 <faux> no
26:00 <Mew> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10342762_10152863732913399_60315656863722469_n.jpg?oh=1eabf4deb5e6d48ab9f9fc7574bc1fbb&oe=55E3F7E5
26:00 <faux> Michigan 
26:00 <Serenity> oh g
26:00 <Mew> yeah its curly
26:00 <Serenity> stupid yanks
26:00 <amelia> aahaahhaah
26:00 <amelia> he's gettin there
26:00 <amelia> that's for sure
27:00 <faux> I always hesistate before clicking mews pics cos i expect French dudes withbsocks on their cock or pubes
27:00 <clubsamwich> that's a handsome woman, Mew 
27:00 <amelia> AHAHAH
27:00 <Serenity> mew did you see that pic going around fb and it was a chubby dude laying a bed with short shorts and his balls hanging out? it was a cartoon type pic
27:00 <Serenity> i wanted to tag pirate in it but i didnt know if hed be offended if i called him chubby
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <faux> Is it the Google one
27:00 <Loof> no idea what any of you are on about
27:00 <Mew> i dont think he has an offended emotion
28:00 <clubsamwich> still no goodbye
28:00 <faux> He does thay when no one gives him attb
28:00 <faux> Attn
28:00 <clubsamwich> LIIIINNGGGG!!!!
28:00 <Serenity> i cant find it now
28:00 <xm> Loof is getting bashed now by her handbag
28:00 <clubsamwich> wrath of ling
28:00 <Serenity> but th eballs were hanging out and i was like. looooool its pirate
28:00 <clubsamwich> haha xm
28:00 <Bastardly_One> was/is Loof in a mood again tonight?
29:00 <clubsamwich> Loof is gone away to do the washing up for ling
29:00 <Mew> heres one of the mullet a bit longer
29:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/1016601_10151943645138708_1862220180_n.jpg?oh=452c7dbc7772002f79b826c077a19df2&oe=55A32AA3&__gda__=1441043605_121e4c3db4ada0419943b758917ee871
29:00 <amelia> FUCK
29:00 <amelia> SAKE
29:00 <Mew> dere it is
29:00 <amelia> I am gonna blow you up Mew
29:00 <clubsamwich> your lawn needs a mow
29:00 <amelia> why he got yellow on his botbot
30:00 <Mew> its duct tape lol
30:00 <clubsamwich> ebola in the arse
30:00 <amelia> duct taped his anoos?
30:00 <Mew> i cant remember why it was there actually
30:00 <clubsamwich> to keep the plug in
31:00 <Mew> all i said was "lets do a tasteful nude shoot in the grass"
31:00 <Mew> and next thing he was naked
31:00 <xm> it's a mystery --- like the stonehenge
31:00 <amelia> wait
31:00 <amelia> is that really him
31:00 <amelia> or am I jus gullible
31:00 <Mew> thats not my partner LOL
31:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
31:00 <Mew> its our mostly naked french friend who comes over all the time
31:00 <Serenity> im so sad i wish i could find this pic
31:00 <clubsamwich> europeans...
31:00 <amelia> wot fuckin island is this that you live on
31:00 <xm> Mew, did you get around to recording that documentary of that 'ant man' or whatever he was?
31:00 <Mew> bullfuck island
32:00 <Mew> OH MY GOD LOL
32:00 <Mew> hes in cambodia..
32:00 <Mew> and no, but my friend has his car now
32:00 <Dugnuts> you know
32:00 <clubsamwich> we know
32:00 <Dugnuts> i can honestly say, this is the very first time i have felt outnumbered by women on irc
32:00 <amelia> who knows
32:00 <Doodle> stacks on
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <Dugnuts> its normally a sausage fest
33:00 <Dugnuts> but its like 80% girls right now
33:00 <faux> Dont say that you'll summon all the dudes
33:00 <amelia> yay for the beef curtains
33:00 <Mew> um hello
33:00 <clubsamwich> new era
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <faux> lmao quin
33:00 <Mew> whats the only variable
33:00 <clubsamwich> enjoy it
33:00 <Mew> Doodle
33:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
33:00 <Mew> if theres Doodle, theres girls
33:00 <Doodle> i wish this was all true
33:00 <Dugnuts> if he didnt keep them all for himself, i'd be happier about the whole thing :P
33:00 <faux> Serenity 
33:00 <Serenity> omg karen you cant just ask people why theyre white
34:00 <clubsamwich> he's got the kavorka
34:00 <faux> If you want boobs
34:00 <amelia> is Doodle like Joey from Friends
34:00 <Mew> lmao
34:00 <faux> Follow realashalexiss
34:00 <amelia> how you doin
34:00 <faux> On snapchat 
34:00 <faux> Lol
34:00 <Maurice> Yeah but with more brains
34:00 <Doodle> no
34:00 <Serenity> ooo i want boobs
34:00 <Mew> omg it kinda worked
34:00 <amelia> ohhh
34:00 <MrMark> anyone want some scotch?
34:00 <Doodle> i want boobs too
34:00 <faux> She's a plus sized model
34:00 <Doodle> omg boobscotch
34:00 <Doodle> !!!
34:00 <faux> But she makes these annoying faces
34:00 <Dugnuts> nooo
34:00 <Dugnuts> that sounds like some kind of evil monster
34:00 <faux> You'll see once you see more snaps
34:00 <Dugnuts> too awesome to be real
34:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpXEmftZRY8
34:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: bob logb boob scotch Views: 13,896   Uploader: imktwo005 Uploaded: Published on Sep 30, 2013 Duration: 2 Minutes 57 Seconds 
35:00 <clubsamwich> what kind of scotch?
35:00 <MrMark> Glenfiddich
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no not Bob Log III
35:00 <Liinda> wb roofness
35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> learning how to drift from youtube...what could go wrong
35:00 <clubsamwich> boobscotch and dickmilk are on tonight's menu
35:00 <faux> Driftube
35:00 <Loof> ty liindasex
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I never did go to that gig ... I vomitted in the garden and went to bed instead
35:00 <faux> Lol I watched an ep of american dad tonight where he starts racing 
35:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <faux> And his wife becomes a car slut
36:00 <faux> Hilair
36:00 <Loof> now that's a good show
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i walked into a car yard and a nice young lady talked me into buying a wrx
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> so I guess I should learn to um
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> drift
36:00 <faux> lollll
36:00 <faux> Or drive
36:00 <Bastardly_One> first season was great ... second seasons onwards it's been the same 5 jokes
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the first season Roger is ten times filthier IMO
37:00 <Dugnuts> oh i ruined it
37:00 <clubsamwich> maybe you should watch some videos on how to not get sucked in to buying shit
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> well I don't regret buying it
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it's fast and shit
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and I mean shit in a good way
38:00 <clubsamwich> cool, happy for ya
38:00 <Mew> lmfao
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> thanks mate.
39:00 <amelia> well this is awkward
39:00 <Doodle> is it because i'm not wearing pants
39:00 <amelia> WHY CAN'T YOU 2 JUS GET ALONG
39:00 <amelia> no, the bitches on here would love that
39:00 <Serenity> im not wearing pants
39:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
39:00 <clubsamwich> what's going on?
40:00 <Serenity> well im not wearing anything tbh
40:00 <Loof> http://www.collective-evolution.com/2015/04/13/50-cent-sets-out-to-feed-1-billion-african-children-by-2016/
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> clubsamwich you aren't really happy for me are you
40:00 <Loof> so good
40:00 <clubsamwich> i am, swear it, truly i am
40:00 <amelia> no croc of course he is
40:00 <amelia> he is jus a little cranky tonight he got no shnitzel :(
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I don't think he is
40:00 <amelia> don't take it personal
40:00 <Mew> is shnitzel code
40:00 <amsy> i want schnitzel
40:00 <Liinda> goodnight all xoxo
40:00 <clubsamwich> actually i'm wearing schnitzel right now
40:00 <Loof> night liinda
40:00 <Doodle> ninis Liinda
40:00 <amelia> who the fuck doesn't want schnitzel
41:00 <amsy> nini Liinda
41:00 <amelia> mmmm
41:00 <Serenity> i just peeled a entire cat off the side of my pc case
41:00 <faux> What happens if your kids wake uo abd see you naked
41:00 <Doodle> i dont like schnitzel
41:00 <amelia> Doodle
41:00 <amelia> off with your head
41:00 <Serenity> are you talking to me?
41:00 <amelia> get the fuck out
41:00 <amelia> I MEAN IT
41:00 <faux> Would you be like PLS CHILDREB
41:00 <Doodle> no
41:00 <faux> yeah
41:00 <faux> Lol
41:00 <Loof> schnotzel
41:00 <Serenity> they dont come out
41:00 <Serenity> but i have a towekl
41:00 <Serenity> towel
41:00 <faux> Oh
41:00 <clubsamwich> i'll have Doodle's schnitzel 
41:00 <faux> ohhh
42:00 <Mew> everyone type louder
42:00 <faux> omg
42:00 <Mew> Serenity is wearing a towel
42:00 <faux> I was just thinking that
42:00 <faux> But CBF typing 
42:00 <faux> lol.
42:00 <Mew> im here 4 u
42:00 <faux> Also burnout guy is back 
42:00 <Mew> ill type when u cant
42:00 <faux> Phew ty
43:00 <Mew> whos burnout guy
43:00 <Serenity> lol the mum is awful
43:00 <Loof> am i burnout guy?
43:00 <Loof> think it's me
43:00 <faux> No
43:00 <faux> Like the guy
43:00 <Loof> phew
43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> can I be drift guy
43:00 <faux> Ripping burnouts 
43:00 <amelia> no you're bashed by wife guy
43:00 <faux> Outside 
43:00 <faux> Lol
43:00 <Mew> dont be so insecure Loof lol
43:00 <Loof> ah
43:00 <clubsamwich> well Loof if you said goodbye once in a while maybe you wouldn't be known as burnout guy
43:00 <Mew> we used to have one of them
43:00 <Mew> do you live near a main rd?
43:00 <faux> no
43:00 <faux> Not at all
43:00 <Mew> i think thats why we had so many
43:00 <clubsamwich> i'll just be guy
43:00 <faux> So quirt 
43:00 <faux> Quiet.
43:00 <Doodle> you're not going to drift a wrx very easily unless you're good at jerking it
43:00 <amelia> soso quirt
43:00 <faux> sammich guy
43:00 <Doodle> the handbrake i mean
44:00 <faux> Lol enilio
44:00 <faux> Emilio
44:00 <amelia> ahahahahaaa
44:00 <faux> FECK
44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i can't even breal traction :(
44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> *break
44:00 <Doodle> its not designed to break traction its a wrx
44:00 <faux> I ripped a burnout once
44:00 <faux> Then I woke up
44:00 <Mew> i used to wait for a huge crash noise until i got older and realised that theyre not actually going fast at all for burnouts 
44:00 <Mew> its just noise and smoke haha
44:00 <faux> He sometimes does it at like 4am
44:00 <faux> And wakes me up
44:00 <Loof> i'm not impressed by burnouts
44:00 <amelia> I rode a bike once
44:00 <faux> Inwanna smash hisbskull in
44:00 <Doodle> sometimes i do it at 4am
44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> maybe buy cheap rims and tyres
45:00 <Dugnuts> aww
45:00 <clubsamwich> is burnout code?
45:00 <Doodle> my car goes into limp home mode if i do burnouts
45:00 <Doodle> useless
45:00 <faux> Have any of you seen that video of Iggy azalea "rappong"
45:00 <faux> Rapping even
45:00 <faux> Uhhhh
45:00 <Dugnuts> oh
45:00 <Doodle> raping?
45:00 <Mew> haha
45:00 <faux> WHAT IS SHE EVEN SAYING 
45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> best freestyle ever
45:00 <Mew> do not tilt
45:00 <Dugnuts> the one where she makes literally no sense?
45:00 <amelia> your typing tonight fauxycouscous
45:00 <Dugnuts> NOBODY KNOWS
45:00 <faux> yesss
45:00 <Dugnuts> its nonsense
45:00 <Kynetic> yay for windaz
45:00 <faux> I know Amelia lol I'm in bed typing sideays
45:00 <Dugnuts> ive read what a professional rapper thought she said
46:00 <amelia> ohhh ahhaha
46:00 <Dugnuts> it was literally nonsense
46:00 <faux> Haha
46:00 <faux> Yeah dugnuts its insane 
46:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quL2VFuY5TY
46:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/IH15YLAo5Wg
46:00 <faux> For those of you who haven't seen it
46:00 <amelia> SO MANY YOUTUBES 
47:00 <Dugnuts> heh
47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> 2 is not so many
47:00 <Doodle> mmm
47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> 2 is a couple
47:00 <amelia> COUPLE YOUTUBES
47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> better
47:00 <clubsamwich> i wish i hadn't seen it
47:00 <Serenity> lol doodle do you remember milan telling us about his burnouts in his wrx
47:00 <Doodle> the dead rat guy
47:00 <Loof> holy shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=184M9bRRD40
48:00 <Serenity> lol ye
48:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAH poo in your shoe
48:00 <Doodle> he was so full of shit
48:00 <Doodle> omg faux i have a video for you
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> were they "sick"
48:00 <faux> Yesss
48:00 <faux> R u naked
48:00 <faux> ALSO DOODLE CHECJ WHATSAPP
48:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhoepQrxbfc
48:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mario Poops a Butt (And Then The Butt Poops) // El-Cid Views: 380,566   Uploader: elcid1984 Uploaded: Published on Feb 28, 2013 Duration: 0 Minutes 50 Seconds 
48:00 <Doodle> lol ok
48:00 <Serenity> are you sending him nudes
48:00 <Serenity> wheres mine
48:00 <Doodle> oh
49:00 <Doodle> my phone went flat
49:00 <Loof> paul walker's dead body: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=184M9bRRD40
49:00 <Serenity> yeahhh but hes my first cousin
49:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
49:00 <faux> Best vid
49:00 <faux> Ever
50:00 <Doodle> hahahahaha
50:00 <faux> So you have your cousins
50:00 <faux> Then your first cousins
50:00 <Serenity> no.. no sweety
50:00 <faux> That's not right is it
50:00 <Serenity> haha
50:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha it looks like she's laughing at dead paul walker
50:00 <faux> That is so not right.
50:00 <faux> lmaooo
50:00 <faux> Watching thr Mario video agaib
50:00 <Doodle> firing up my electric telephone set
50:00 <faux> Hate how half the video is the intro
50:00 <faux> Die
50:00 <Doodle> lol yeh
51:00 <clubsamwich> the mario vid was better than expected
51:00 <faux> Hahaa
51:00 <clubsamwich> but faux kinda hyped it up
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> Soz
52:00 <faux> Small things entertain me
52:00 <clubsamwich> no prahblem
52:00 <faux> What's that saying.. Small things amuse people with lovely boobs
52:00 <Doodle> mmm
52:00 <clubsamwich> that sounds right
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2PzagXsD0Y
53:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: cannibal corpse Views: 6,165,427   Uploader: BigFatSandwich Uploaded:  Oct 22, 2006 Duration: 2 Minutes 2 Seconds 
53:00 <Doodle> omg faux nice nudes
53:00 <Doodle> tyvm
54:00 <faux> Lol
54:00 <faux> Gtfo
54:00 <Doodle> dem legs
54:00 <faux> hahaha
54:00 <faux> Such a good pic
54:00 <faux> Its like bitch, serve me.
54:00 <Doodle> hahaha
55:00 <Loof> so ccccold
56:00 <Dugnuts> oh harden up princess
56:00 <Dugnuts> jeez
56:00 <Loof> wb muesli
57:00 <Mew> thx luefi
58:00 <clubsamwich> the dynamic between you two is like magic! wow!
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <faux> sub clamwich
59:00 <clubsamwich> haha clamwich ...that's pretty good
59:00 <clubsamwich> i've very proud of ya
59:00 <amsy> ø
59:00 <Serenity> lol these mathlete guys
59:00 <vaness>  https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10982285_1013482848679575_3174008365530116272_n.jpg?oh=4d5291513ec4f9e1fcb15c211db04e28&oe=55994A38&__gda__=1440329817_b4505b95582cffea4caf6af75ea15a84
59:00 <clubsamwich> i would have also accepted sub cumwich
00:00 <faux> slub
00:00 <clubsamwich> slub sounds too cute
00:00 <faux> slubbywubby
01:00 <Serenity> LOL this movie never gets old
01:00 <clubsamwich> too much
02:00 <Loof> daredevil on netflix looks good
02:00 <Loof> 5 stars
02:00 <Serenity> it keeps trying to get me to watch it
03:00 <clubsamwich> 5 stars out of 10?
04:00 <NightOwl1> I watched the first Ep, it was good
04:00 <Loof> cool
04:00 <clubsamwich> ø
05:00 <faux> Ø
05:00 <clubsamwich> it's...sooo...big
05:00 <Serenity> I really wanna lose 3 lbs
05:00 <faux> 🔫
05:00 <Loof> i want to gain 20kg of muscle
05:00 <faux> Omg you're so skinny
05:00 <Loof> at least
06:00 <Serenity> ak shut up
06:00 <faux> Loll
06:00 <clubsamwich> i want to gain 120kg in the form of a chest mounted laser cannon
06:00 <faux> cumcannon
06:00 <clubsamwich> no i have one of them already
06:00 <faux> Pics
06:00 <Loof> hope my new bench press works with the weights i have
06:00 <Loof> or else fml
06:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you can go for a run and drop 2 or 3 kg
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> easy
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> might be just fluid
07:00 <Serenity> -_-
07:00 <Mew> guys 
07:00 <Mew> Jeez
07:00 <faux> She's quoting a movie
07:00 <faux> Relax
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <Serenity> you smell like a baby prostitute
07:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> so i was I
07:00 <Loof> that's fucked
07:00 <faux> so I was i
08:00 <Serenity> sO i was i
08:00 <faux> I should sleep
08:00 <faux> I'm getting high off this carpet deodoriser
08:00 <Loof> just sayiing that makes me feel drowsy
08:00 <clubsamwich> i was quoting a poem
08:00 <faux> I hate how Americans pronounce it POME
08:00 <faux> it hurts my brain
09:00 <Serenity> loi hate how they over pronounce their WH sounds
09:00 <Serenity> loi?
09:00 <Serenity> I*
09:00 <clubsamwich> hoi polloi 
09:00 <Loof> as people with aussie accents we shouldn't be critisizing accents
09:00 <Loof> ours is the worst
10:00 <clubsamwich> why not? we are clearly better
10:00 <Serenity> our accent owns
10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I dislike ambiguous movie quotes
10:00 <clubsamwich> we are the best people in the world, don't you know
10:00 <clubsamwich> don't be a self-loathing aussie
10:00 <Loof> i'm so self concious of my accent around americans
11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> why
11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> americans are stupid
11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> they probaby think you are english
11:00 <clubsamwich> yeah americans are pretty dumb
11:00 <Maurice> Gross, a sneeze just surprised me
11:00 <NightOwl1> Or Austrian.
12:00 <Serenity> why would you care about your accent around americans
12:00 <Serenity> they sound like slow children
12:00 <Mew> and they're in your country Lol they expect to hear Australian accents
12:00 <clubsamwich> they all say um too much
13:00 <Serenity> you know whats a hot accent
13:00 <Serenity> irish
13:00 <clubsamwich> way more than an aussie teenager who doesn't know the answer to the teachers question
13:00 <Serenity> mm
13:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> kelsey grammer
14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> that's a good american accent
14:00 <clubsamwich> i just killed a mozzie the size of 10 regular mozzies, wtf
14:00 <clubsamwich> it was really slow, must have been a yank
15:00 <clubsamwich> the only good american accent is a dead...no that's not going to work
16:00 <Serenity> boo, you whore
16:00 <faux> :o
16:00 <faux> We have to talk to you.
16:00 <Serenity> YOU CANT SIT WITH US
16:00 <faux> Haha
16:00 <faux> Watch where youre going fatass
16:00 <Serenity> hahahah
17:00 <clubsamwich> this a movie again?
17:00 <faux> I love how much padding they put in her trackies
17:00 <faux> Yeah same.movie
17:00 <faux> Mean girls
17:00 <faux> She's watching
17:00 <faux> Wb xm
17:00 <xm> tah
17:00 <Serenity> erxerm
17:00 <clubsamwich> yeah same
17:00 <clubsamwich> wb
17:00 <xm> serendipity
18:00 <clubsamwich> ana nig
18:00 <xm> clubbah
18:00 <faux> Is she Asian 
18:00 <xm> i think it's some punk band
18:00 <faux> Oh
18:00 <Serenity> karen is so pretty
18:00 <faux> I thought it was nguyen
18:00 <faux> lmao
18:00 <xm> but yeah Ng is Asian
18:00 <clubsamwich> i thought nguyen too
18:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your 
18:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> problem.
18:00 <faux> Loof
18:00 <faux> Loof, why do you keep quitting fmi
19:00 <Maurice> How come The Hulks pants don't explode off when he changes
19:00 <Loof> think a possum got fied
19:00 <faux> LOL
19:00 <Loof> fried
19:00 <Serenity> i wish they would
19:00 <Serenity> imagine hulk dong
19:00 <Maurice> Be like an arm
19:00 <faux> imagine it was like
19:00 <Loof> power went out and i can smell burning hair
19:00 <faux> A pickle.
19:00 <clubsamwich> Maruice, they're lycra
19:00 <Serenity> rofl
19:00 <xm> Loof, dinner is served
19:00 <Maurice> Even lycra has it's limits
19:00 <faux> Mm now I want picklws
20:00 <xm> the only time ive seen possums in Perth is when i went down to Armadale
20:00 <xm> i fed the wee little things oranges
20:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
20:00 <clubsamwich> hulk dong: http://i.imgur.com/o76WNjv.gif
20:00 <faux> I may or may not be googling the hulks penis
21:00 <faux> LOL club
21:00 <Dugnuts> why would a girl constantly lie to me about wanting to meet
21:00 <Dugnuts> i just dont understand
21:00 <Maurice> Do you have a hulk dong?
21:00 <Serenity> omg when we went and stayed in yallingup there were possums on the trees outside our room
21:00 <Dugnuts> no
21:00 <xm> for a good time get hulk in the mood for angry sex
21:00 <Serenity> was so cool
21:00 <Maurice> Thats why
21:00 <faux> Maybe she wants to but some things holding her back or she's just not that into you
21:00 <faux> And leading you on
21:00 <Dugnuts> then why pretend at all?
21:00 <Maurice> When we stayed in Busselton a possum fell out of a tree and hit my bros roof
21:00 <faux> Cos boredom
21:00 <Dugnuts> oh
21:00 <Dugnuts> so to be evil
21:00 <Dugnuts> right
21:00 <faux> Maybs
21:00 <faux> Idk
22:00 <Dugnuts> neither do I
22:00 <Maurice> Maybe it's a guy and you're being catfished
22:00 <Dugnuts> if so its a terrible job
22:00 <faux> Have you asked ger
22:00 <Dugnuts> yes!
22:00 <Serenity> how is she lying?
22:00 <faux> What's her excusr
22:00 <clubsamwich> is she here now, dugnuts?
22:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> do you really want to meet someone who is willing to meet someone who calls themsleves Dugnuts on irc
22:00 <Dugnuts> nah
22:00 <clubsamwich> we can shame her
22:00 <Loof> right i hope that's all my ingores done for this pc
22:00 <Dugnuts> its a girl form somewhere else
22:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
22:00 <Dugnuts> before i moved to melbourne i was talking to this girl
22:00 <Dugnuts> she seemed keen
22:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha crocodylus_pontifex 
22:00 <faux> What's her excuse when you ask her 
22:00 <Dugnuts> even offered to put me up for awhile when i got here
23:00 <Dugnuts> she doesnt give me one
23:00 <Dugnuts> she just runs away and shuts up
23:00 <faux> Lol
23:00 <faux> So sus
23:00 <Dugnuts> i know
23:00 <Dugnuts> but why keep coming back?
23:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> probs shemale
23:00 <Dugnuts> ive made it clear im not into pretending anything
23:00 <Serenity> OH NO SHE DID NOT
23:00 <faux> Idk everyone has diff motives
23:00 <faux> I don't like generalising 
23:00 <clubsamwich> she's clearly a very normal and balanced girl ...and by that i mean completely fucked in the head, which is normal in all women
23:00 <Dugnuts> yeah, and im usually good at picking them
23:00 <Loof> i seem to
24:00 <Dugnuts> but in this case i literally have no fucking idea
24:00 <Loof> gotta quit dat shit
24:00 <Serenity> maybe she just likes to talk to you online and it makes her feel good but has no interest in hanging out
24:00 <Dugnuts> yeah, but every time we talk i dont play along with her pretend bs anymore
24:00 <Loof> like talking to a lovesick 12 year old
24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> cause shemale
24:00 <Dugnuts> god
24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I called it
24:00 <clubsamwich> maybe she has an on/off relationship with someone else and you're catching her between modes
24:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
24:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
25:00 <xm> maybe she's just waiting for the sex change operation 
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <faux> Maybe she has a hulk penis
25:00 <Maurice> We'll never know since he wont take his pants off
25:00 <xm> ask her if she tucks it in when she types to you
25:00 <Maurice> And by that I mean both Hulk and Dugnuts
25:00 <Dugnuts> heh
25:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
25:00 <Dugnuts> not for a married woman lori
25:00 <Serenity> ruuunnnnnnn tooo the hiilllsss
25:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> laugh now but when he/she is bending you over you will think, should have listened to crocodylus_pontifex
25:00 <Maurice> I'm not even married, it's a ruse I've perfected
26:00 <Dugnuts> having all those kids
26:00 <Maurice> All pretend
26:00 <Dugnuts> and the man for all that time
26:00 <Dugnuts> good ruse :P
26:00 <Maurice> I just take pics off the net
26:00 <Serenity> Maurice did you bone Dugnuts
26:00 <Maurice> Pretend they're mine
26:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
26:00 <Dugnuts> no
26:00 <Maurice> No
26:00 <faux> +t yet
26:00 <Dugnuts> oh god
26:00 <Dugnuts> i have seen her insides tho
26:00 <Loof> suicide if you cant get laid, seriously
26:00 <Maurice> How dare you
26:00 <faux> Shed not that bad
27:00 <Serenity> oh please youd be lucky for her to root you
27:00 <clubsamwich> maybe she is really all of us in a van somewhere outside your house waiting for you to leave
27:00 <Maurice> Doodle is at the top of my IRC to do list
27:00 <faux> Shes
27:00 <Dugnuts> come on lori
27:00 <Dugnuts> after what you showed me
27:00 <Loof> is this chris talking?
27:00 <Maurice> Don't come on me
27:00 <Dugnuts> you can understand the shudder
27:00 <Maurice> Everyone has seen my c-sect pics and vid
27:00 <Serenity> why is he calling you lori lol
27:00 <faux> IBHAVENT
27:00 <Dugnuts> oh
27:00 <Dugnuts> nm
27:00 <Maurice> YOU WHAT
27:00 <faux> ew
27:00 <Dugnuts> i mean
27:00 <Maurice> They're great faux
27:00 <Dugnuts> maurice
27:00 <faux> Gtfo
27:00 <Dugnuts> shh
27:00 <Maurice> Shows bobo being yoinked out
28:00 <faux> I dontnlove him that much
28:00 <Maurice> Lol
28:00 <Maurice> He's seen the video
28:00 <Serenity> agh ive got this fucked rash
28:00 <Maurice> He once asked me 'why did I come out your mouth?'
28:00 <Serenity> i think its aids
28:00 <Maurice> Yeah, thats not my mouth
28:00 <faux> How is he not traumatised
28:00 <Loof> imagine what it's like for people with no food/heating/internet atm :(
28:00 <Maurice> Coz he's tough
28:00 <Dugnuts> hahah watf
28:00 <faux> wtf
28:00 <Dugnuts> you showed your spawn the vid????
28:00 <faux> why would you show him
28:00 <faux> Lmao
28:00 <faux> Sickos
28:00 <Maurice> They've all seen it
28:00 <Dugnuts> jesus
28:00 <clubsamwich> funny hulk: http://img.pandawhale.com/30019-Incredible-Hulk-Throw-Bear-LvtC.gif
28:00 <Dugnuts> whats wrong with you
29:00 <Maurice> It's not like I surprised them, I asked first if they wanted to see it
29:00 <faux> Maybe its their punishment when they're in trouble
29:00 <Maurice> The other 2 are spewing theres no vid of theirs
29:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP OR IM SHOWING YOU THE VIDEO AGAIN
29:00 <Maurice> My sisters kids have seen her birth vids and she had vaginals :S
29:00 <faux> "Hey kids who wants to see mummies vagina"
29:00 <Dugnuts> kids dont know what is happening
29:00 <Dugnuts> they are morons
29:00 <Maurice> They never saw my vag lol
29:00 <Loof> fuck
29:00 <Maurice> You silly twinkie
29:00 <Serenity> csection isnt vagina
29:00 <Serenity> gosh
29:00 <Loof> just wrong
29:00 <faux> Oh c section 
29:00 <faux> Shut up I missed that bit
29:00 <Serenity> hahah
29:00 <faux> Still gross
29:00 <faux> :'(
30:00 <faux> You cuntd are the best contraceptive 
30:00 <faux> Like I'm turned off kids for life
30:00 <faux> Lok
30:00 <Serenity> good theyre awful
30:00 <clubsamwich> it would be the perfect video to get kids off food forever
30:00 <faux> Lolll
30:00 <Serenity> speaking of i need to sort out my new iud
30:00 <Loof> iud?
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> 'section isnt vagina' i'm writing that down for a song title
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> copyright cp
31:00 <faux> C section 
31:00 <Serenity> yes intrauterine device
31:00 <faux> Not section 
31:00 <Serenity> c section.
31:00 <Loof> intrauterine device?
31:00 <Maurice> C section are for the modern lazy woman
31:00 <Loof> some sort of vibrator?
31:00 <Serenity> .....
31:00 <clubsamwich> cock section isn't vagina now?
31:00 <Maurice> Too posh to push and whatnot
31:00 <Serenity> its contraception loof
31:00 <Maurice> Vibrator?
31:00 <Dugnuts> "push!"  "nah, fuck that, just cut me"
31:00 <Maurice> Wtf
31:00 <Serenity> is clubsamwich being funny
31:00 <Serenity> i cant tell
31:00 <Maurice> It's surprising he only has the one devil spawn
32:00 <Taco> I am Taco, hear me snore, with kidney beans too big to ignore! I AM TACO AND SOME SHIT!!!
32:00 <xm> if we keep evolving maybe in 100,000 years babies will come out after they pull down a zipper
32:00 <clubsamwich> that's the genius of it, Serenity!
32:00 <Maurice> Why must cats be so noisy when they groom themselves
32:00 <clubsamwich> i should have said cunt section, that makes more sense to you people
32:00 <Maurice> Makes me stabby
33:00 <faux> brrt
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnN6_BTTtJs
33:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Human Meat Market - Skill Saw C-Section    Uploader: ElmalasangreDeath Uploaded: Published on Jan 15, 2013 Duration: 1 Minutes 54 Seconds 
33:00 <Serenity> not really seeming a c section has nothing to do with your genitals
33:00 <Maurice> Then that reminds me I have Stabby Cat high heels
33:00 <Serenity> i cant help it if i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina
33:00 <Taco> Show me your genitals
33:00 <clubsamwich> haha cats are rather chatty when they groom themselves
33:00 <clubsamwich> shutup cats
33:00 <Loof> erection dead
34:00 <Maurice> I think one of my kids just fell out of bed
34:00 <Maurice> I'm hoping it's the youngest one coz one is on the top bunk and another has a loft bed
34:00 <Loof> more tea!
34:00 <clubsamwich> jeez Serenity it wasn't personal, it wasn't even about c sections
34:00 <Serenity> dude its late
34:00 <faux> I have a bruise under my eye from stabbing myself with my paintbrush 
34:00 <Serenity> youre confusing me
35:00 <faux> Its like 40cm long 
35:00 <Dugnuts> should i buy a ticket to state of origin?
35:00 <clubsamwich> listen lady!
35:00 <faux> YES
35:00 <faux> yes
35:00 <faux> Yes.
35:00 <Dugnuts> i wanna go
35:00 <Loof> i'm down to .6 mg ejuice now from 24mg :D
35:00 <faux> What kind of q is that 
35:00 <Dugnuts> but its like $200
35:00 <Serenity> just fucking do it
35:00 <faux> Wheres the first game
35:00 <Dugnuts> game 2
35:00 <Dugnuts> melbourne
35:00 <faux> Melb?
35:00 <faux> Ye
35:00 <Dugnuts> thats the one im buying for
35:00 <faux> Do it
35:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
35:00 <Dugnuts> fuck it
36:00 <faux> Wo
36:00 <faux> Woo
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> who do melb people go for
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> at state of origin
36:00 <clubsamwich> the first game is in Loof's kitchen, Ling's got the ball
36:00 <faux> Lollll
36:00 <Serenity> laura i dont hate you beacuse youre fat
36:00 <Serenity> youre fat because i hate you
36:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <faux> Weird that its in melb 
36:00 <Dugnuts> oh wtf
36:00 <Dugnuts> these platinum seats arent good
36:00 <clubsamwich> melb don't give a
36:00 <Dugnuts> they are rear fucking tier
36:00 <Serenity> why would State of origin be in melb
36:00 <Loof> glad it's not
37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> waste
37:00 <Taco> Hey ladies, today I tamed a red bull. What do you think of that?
37:00 <faux> Cos dumb
37:00 <faux> Its like afl grandfinald being in Saudi arabia
37:00 <Serenity> right haha
37:00 <Dugnuts> whoever they fucking like
37:00 <Serenity> lets have it in a state that doesnt play in it..
37:00 <Dugnuts> what kind of retarded question is that crocodylus_pontifex
37:00 <clubsamwich> i would genuinely go there for that
37:00 <faux> lmao
37:00 <Loof> 14 degrees my anus
37:00 <Loof> feels like 4
37:00 <faux> Blow out.
38:00 <Dugnuts> Serenity: coz they want victorians to like league more
38:00 <faux> My anus is 30 degrees
38:00 <Dugnuts> no
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> which question
38:00 <clubsamwich> because aussies hate state of origin
38:00 <Dugnuts> its 37
38:00 <Dugnuts> sorry
38:00 <faux> Oh
38:00 <Dugnuts> 37.5
38:00 <Serenity> 36.7
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i have many retarded questions
38:00 <faux> 37.5 is almost feverish !
38:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
38:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok
38:00 <Serenity> yes 36.7
38:00 <clubsamwich> is the answer always drool?
38:00 <Dugnuts> 37 tho
38:00 <Dugnuts> preobably right
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> What team does someone from Victoria support
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> in
39:00 <faux> Between 36-37 is normal 
39:00 <Dugnuts> whoever they want to crocodylus_pontifex
39:00 <Dugnuts> thats it
39:00 <faux> Lol I hate when I freak out thinking there's a spider on me and its just. a hair
39:00 <Dugnuts> normal range is 26.5 to 37.5
39:00 <Serenity> i had a temp of 42 once when i was a kid
39:00 <Dugnuts> oops
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> anyone who isn't from qld or nsw should be banned from watching
39:00 <Serenity> that wasnt nice
39:00 <Dugnuts> 36.5-37.5
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and just watch AFL
39:00 <clubsamwich> faux, isn't a hair better than a spider?
39:00 <faux> Yeah 
40:00 <Loof> ew sif be from qld
40:00 <faux> Obv
40:00 <clubsamwich> so why the hate?
40:00 <Serenity> ...
40:00 <faux> But I mean I hate the feeling of getting scared
40:00 <faux> And its just. ahair 
40:00 <faux> SHUR UP
40:00 <Loof> i'm paranoid as fuck about spiders
40:00 <faux> understand m
40:00 <faux> E
40:00 <clubsamwich> you're drunk again aren't ya!!
40:00 <Serenity> if i owned a house id legit burn it down if i saw a spider in it
40:00 <faux> I canT go to taco bell I'm on an all carb diet god Karen you are so stupid
40:00 <faux> Nobody understands meeee
40:00 <clubsamwich> you would be a terrible investor
41:00 <Taco> faux, wrong, you can't go to taco bell because there are none in australia
41:00 <faux> Shut up
41:00 <clubsamwich> movie, Taco
41:00 <Serenity> theres taco bell here isnt there
41:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
41:00 <clubsamwich> there's taco bill
41:00 <clubsamwich> it's shit
41:00 <faux> LOL
41:00 <Dugnuts> the game is at the mcg
41:00 <Loof> LOL http://i.imgur.com/YtM6Uem.gifv
41:00 <Loof> lil champ
41:00 <Dugnuts> and the best seats available are literally in the top tier
41:00 <Taco> taco bell pulled out, like what your father should have done
42:00 <Dugnuts> :(
42:00 <Dugnuts> too slow to buy tickets i guess
42:00 <Taco> there are none in australia
42:00 <faux> just go and take a telescope. 
42:00 <Dugnuts> i'd have to
42:00 <faux> Haha
42:00 <Serenity> OMG you're all fucking autistic i swear
42:00 <faux> Artistic* tyvm
42:00 <Taco> Thanks
42:00 <Serenity> except faux
42:00 <Dugnuts> may as well just stay home and get a decent view
42:00 <faux> Phew
42:00 <Dugnuts> chill the fuck out Serenity
42:00 <clubsamwich> little twat
42:00 <Dugnuts> jesus christ
42:00 <Loof> i'm not artistic, what do you think i'm some sort of homo?
42:00 <Taco> We're also fat
42:00 <Dugnuts> what is your problem woman
42:00 <Loof> :P
43:00 <Taco> And drug addicts
43:00 <faux> Drugs are bad mmmk
43:00 <Taco> Ice, ice baby
43:00 <Serenity> far out
43:00 <faux> Dendendendendnenendene
43:00 <faux> R u ok sez
43:00 <Serenity> nope
43:00 <Taco> I swear vanilla ice sampled queen
44:00 <Serenity> LOL @ karen putting the K on
44:00 <faux> LOL
44:00 <faux> love her 
44:00 <clubsamwich> no shit
44:00 <Serenity> shes so pretty
44:00 <Taco> anyway I'm going to eat a bag of doritos and watch spoooooooky mulder
44:00 <Serenity> i dont like blondes but i have a bit of a crush on her
44:00 <Loof> is Immutable Excessive?
44:00 <Serenity> no
44:00 <Taco> should've gotten maccas on the way home but whatevs
44:00 <faux> Fuck I've been craving doritos
44:00 <Loof> ah
45:00 <Taco> I wanted tacos but I don't have wraps or shells
45:00 <clubsamwich> i never liked tacos, i prefer the burrito
45:00 <Taco> you know what i'm really hooked on
45:00 <clubsamwich> tacos?
45:00 <Taco> prawn flavoured crackers
45:00 <clubsamwich> heroin?
45:00 <clubsamwich> prawn crackers?
45:00 <Taco> sorry
46:00 <Taco> shrimp flavoured crackers
46:00 <faux> .
46:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <Taco> the ones from the international isle
46:00 <Taco> they're so bad but so good
46:00 <Serenity> Maurice owns shares
46:00 <Taco> onion flavoured rings are shit tho
46:00 <faux> Onion ring chips rocka
46:00 <faux> Rock
46:00 <faux> Omg
46:00 <faux> Don't even
46:00 <Loof> i had burgers with beetroot, eggs, fried onions, pineapple, tomato and lettuce (with mustard, sauce and mayonaise) :D
46:00 <Taco> the only good part, is the part that tastes like jatz
46:00 <clubsamwich> it's funny that the price of a giant bag of prawn crackers hasn't moved an inch since i was a kid
46:00 <Taco> pepper
47:00 <Maurice> Those bastards have none in stock
47:00 <Maurice> And I'm pissed
47:00 <Serenity> lol godd the girl from the other team faux
47:00 <Loof> tonight strog
47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I ate booze
47:00 <Serenity> moustache
47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and I'll do it again
47:00 <faux> Which?
47:00 <faux> Huh
47:00 <Serenity> mathletes
47:00 <Taco> hmmm I wonder if I have a can of stagg and then I can be a total shit cunt
47:00 <Taco> stagg nacho
47:00 <Loof> it would be a big mistake if i hi Lan's wine now
47:00 <Taco> in the microwave
47:00 <Loof> then you'd see a major chris
47:00 <faux> Ohhh LOL
47:00 <faux> yeah
47:00 <faux> She's rank
48:00 <Taco> chris wouldn't shut up tonight aye
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I think pal would be better than stag
48:00 <Taco> he was bullshitting about this bike he bought
48:00 <Serenity> lipstick on her snaggle tooth
48:00 <faux> lmao
48:00 <Taco> says its worth $15k except he paid $2k
48:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha stagg is awful
48:00 <Taco> so in other words, its worth $2k
48:00 <faux> Don't let the haters stop you from doing your thang
48:00 <faux> Did you just say thang
48:00 <Serenity> LOL woahh
48:00 <Serenity> that just happened
48:00 <Serenity> as you typed it
48:00 <Loof> the beautiful people, the horrible people, it's a relative to the size of your steeple
48:00 <faux> :p
48:00 <Taco> I swear I work with chris, except chris from irc denies being a cop, and chris I work with denies knowing of irc
48:00 <faux> Look its safe to say I am mean girls queeb
49:00 <faux> Queen.
49:00 <faux> queef
49:00 <Serenity> queeeb
49:00 <clubsamwich> who is chris? i don't know any real names
49:00 <Maurice> I saw these in my local IGA the other day http://www.freestufffinder.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/doritos-roulette1.jpg
49:00 <Taco> chris that I work with, is always absolutely filthy, because work only issued two uniforms, so he washes them once a fortnight
49:00 <Taco> he says its unreasonable that he should have to pay for clothes to work in
49:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> that's rea?
49:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> real?
49:00 <faux> Oh yeah some dude posted a video on YouTube 
49:00 <faux> Of him doing that doritos challenge 
50:00 <Serenity> uhh taco but dont work places that have uniforms pay a washing allowance?
50:00 <Serenity> so.. he could wash them like.. every day lol
50:00 <Taco> yea but 12 hr shifts
50:00 <Loof> dortios smell like someone i used to know's socks
50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> that's like the minibar at some hotels, some of the booze has been up someones vagina
50:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/W1CuKkEG8Lo
50:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DORITOS ROULETTE! a Views: 3,096   Uploader: AlrightHeyy Uploaded: Published on Apr 16, 2015 Duration: 5 Minutes 43 Seconds 
50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you don't know which one
50:00 <Taco> work gave him a warning about it... so he took his case to the union... and won.
50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and it might not be a vagina!
50:00 <Serenity> yuck
50:00 <Taco> he's quite satisfied with being a stinky bastard
51:00 <Dugnuts> bah
51:00 <Taco> you know extra uniforms are like $40
51:00 <Dugnuts> ive tried being nice
51:00 <Taco> he brings in like $1400/week
51:00 <Serenity> wow i bet he cant afford that..
51:00 <Dugnuts> now i just stop talking to the crazy bitch
51:00 <clubsamwich> it's stupid, i saw those doritos roulette, i don't want roulette, i want consistency
51:00 <clubsamwich> so i got CCs
51:00 <idependent> samboys are better
51:00 <Loof> http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifestyle/these-coloring-books-specifically-for-adults-have-gone-viral.html
52:00 <idependent> twisties
52:00 <clubsamwich> do they still make samboys?
52:00 <Taco> he's also very particular with equipment... he actually puts a label next to the asset tag, saying "property of chris"
52:00 <beehhh> wagon wheel
52:00 <Taco> he goes ape shit if you use his stuff, although its not actually his stuff at all
52:00 <Taco> but all his stuff is grubby so whatevs, nobody wants to use it
52:00 <clubsamwich> mission corn chips are the best
52:00 <beehhh> you cant deny me
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> If you wear a unifrom at work
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you know you have made it
52:00 <beehhh> i exist forever
52:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <clubsamwich> Taco, this chris guy sounds like a made up character 
53:00 <Taco> beehhh, send dick pics please
53:00 <beehhh> has many cans are mixed n imported
53:00 <Taco> clubsamwich, I didn't ask you to believe me
53:00 <Loof> i wouldn't mind a job at maccas, but too old
53:00 <clubsamwich> Taco, i didn't ask you to ask me to believe you
53:00 <beehhh> i saw aliens before you man
53:00 <Taco> beehhh, I'll fight you for it
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Loof just pretend you are mentally ill
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> or
54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> retarded
54:00 <Loof> no pretending needed lol
54:00 <beehhh> im going have a ciggy with them apparently
54:00 <beehhh> if they come out soon
54:00 <Loof> free mcfeasts would own
54:00 <Taco> yuck, I should probs shower
54:00 <Taco> I have chris grub on my arms
54:00 <beehhh> how you knows it s her
54:00 <Loof> though they only give you one meal
55:00 <clubsamwich> that's what he said
55:00 <Serenity> god lin lo had juicy jugs
55:00 <beehhh> next be a cunt on him
55:00 <Loof> lin lo
55:00 <Loof> ? 
55:00 <Loof> me googles
55:00 <Taco> Loof, I suppose 20 bucks an hour is better than being a jobless drug addict, go for it man
55:00 <Serenity> shes not asian calm down
55:00 <Serenity> lindsay lohan
55:00 <beehhh> chop his legs with machete
55:00 <beehhh> i served chopper ried n proud of him
56:00 <Loof> ew
56:00 <Loof> had my hopes up cunt
56:00 <clubsamwich> i'm getting no jug on my lin lo search
56:00 <Loof> :P
56:00 <beehhh> Mark
56:00 <beehhh> that his name 
56:00 <Loof> did you see her fucklist?
56:00 <Loof> celeb fucklist
56:00 <beehhh> i was on holmes st shell
57:00 <beehhh> coburg
57:00 <clubsamwich> well tonight has been fun
57:00 <clubsamwich> but beehhh here is like sign of the crazy hour
57:00 <clubsamwich> time to go, night all
57:00 <beehhh> its been everything and i shall quit anything for those years
57:00 <Loof>  James Franco: I fucked Lindsay Lohan at the Chateau Marmont. She kept knocking on my door, she was high. She kept calling me Jake Gyllenhaal. I said just call me your prince of Persia. 
58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i don't know who any of those people are
58:00 <Loof> then you have my respect
59:00 <Serenity> lindsay was gorgeous before she turned into an ice head
59:00 <beehhh> mixing weed with cigar
59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> she's an ice head
59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> maybe I ahve a chance now
59:00 <beehhh> http://www.cheapcigarette.cc/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/8/_/8_1_11.jpg
59:00 <beehhh> yumy arse
59:00 <Loof> if you like cheese
00:00 <Loof> go for it
00:00 <beehhh> i like the mayonese
00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh yeah she's a bit of allright
00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> if you like those sort of blondes
01:00 <beehhh> sex is good in thai
01:00 <Serenity> no blonde..
01:00 <beehhh> they never sat on my face
02:00 <Serenity> beehhh you're making everyone sick
02:00 <Serenity> stop
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I just googled her
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> looks blonde
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> fake blonde
02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> maybe
02:00 <beehhh> mixed beer
02:00 <Serenity> http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/photo_galleries/regular_galleries/357-lindsay-lohan/photos/1404256420_face-lindsay-lohan-2003-560.jpg
02:00 <beehhh> 2 hinineks 2 dester 2 oranje
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ok so whatever colour that may be
03:00 <Loof> mmm http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2443758/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t4
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it's not red or brunette
04:00 <faux> Goodnight lovely people 
04:00 <Loof> ginger
04:00 <Serenity> night faux
05:00 <Serenity> lindsay lohan is a natural red heaed
05:00 <Serenity> head
06:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWq7K3GDuukFQFWOZwheNsJVZtfxJBZDxxa_nwTu-wLajzoRhPxg
06:00 <Serenity> anyway shes ruined now
06:00 <Serenity> she was hot before meth
06:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> that's red
06:00 <Loof> is that the wildling chick from GoT croc?
06:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh you know it
06:00 <Loof> she's so hot
08:00 <Serenity> god men vs food guy got hell fat between season 1 and 2
08:00 <Serenity> man*
08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i'm going to paste a url of the hotest thing on this planet
08:00 <Loof> so many food shows
08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> http://cdn.growassets.net/user_files/esp/photos/002/040/204/xlarge.jpg?1381363002
08:00 <Loof> fuck
08:00 <Loof> that is hot
08:00 <Maurice> Lol
08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> agreed
09:00 <Maurice> 'and those eyebrows, they're like two magnificent caterpillars saying to hell with becoming butterflies'
09:00 <Serenity> lollll
11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I did just post a pic of an ESP right
12:00 <Serenity> yes?
13:00 <Taco> I'd still fuck lindsay lohan just to say that I have
13:00 <Serenity> lol like anyone here would say no to her
13:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> done worse
14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> hoe fucked up is she now
14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> woops
14:00 <Maurice> I would, she's a smelly red
14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> *how
14:00 <Maurice> I think you were right with hoe
16:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I'm still concerned I accidently pasted a link to my facebook. Checking my eyebrows...
17:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <Maurice> Calm your tits m8, I used ' '
20:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> too late already booked a waxing
21:00 <amsy> lol
22:00 <Serenity> lol i love watching these spicy challenges
22:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSuJrELK2srNXHmxdKKrFKwRQeRbDgvRAbuGC6dkwH8WzvxmFXUmw
23:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> paste a url I'm bored
24:00 <Loof> http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/alien-supercivilizations-absent-from-100-000-nearby-galaxies/?
24:00 <Loof> bummer
25:00 <Loof> i so wanted there to be super intelligent aliens out there
26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> if I was gay...I would bang Neil deGrasse Tyson and Brian Greene
26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> just saying
26:00 <Loof> lol same
27:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I need to find the female equivalent
28:00 <Loof> fuck brian greene doesn't look 52
28:00 <Serenity> i dont know who they are
28:00 <Loof> scientists
28:00 <Serenity> just googled
28:00 <Serenity> no ty
29:00 <Loof> it's really more their personalities and love of science
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Amy Mainzer, PhD: Astrophysics
30:00 <Loof> holy shit
30:00 <Loof> she's smokin
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yes
31:00 <Loof> and my age :D
31:00 <Loof> well she's a little older
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> 1974
31:00 <Loof> yep
31:00 <Loof> she's jan i'm aug
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Serenity
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what about Stephen fry
32:00 <Serenity> yes i know who that is
32:00 <Serenity> no i wouldnt bang him
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> girls these days
33:00 <Loof> isn'
33:00 <Loof> he gay?
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah but that aside
33:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i'd do Hilary Clinton
33:00 <Loof> the old hilldog
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> seems so smart
33:00 <Serenity> im not into old men
33:00 <Loof> damn :(
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> plus bill went there
36:00 <Loof> that would be a good song name "bill went there"
36:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Serenity> MONICA! HILARY! BILL WENT THERE SO FUCK ME PLEASE
37:00 <Loof> hahahaha
37:00 <Serenity> i could so write songs
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Loof> do eet
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> 2 live crew
38:00 <Loof> that's a name i haven't heard in a while
39:00 <Serenity> haha same
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFhRIhucgvE
39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 2 Live Crew - Bill So Horny Views: 76,068   Uploader: BigBoseMan Uploaded:  Sep 7, 2007 Duration: 4 Minutes 38 Seconds 
40:00 <Loof> me lub u long time
41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I think Serenitys version was better
42:00 <beehhh> Dakin at Geelong
43:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <Maurice> Fuck me fucking dead, I just kicked my already fucked up toe against a chair
47:00 <beehhh> toe reached geelong i guess
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZenDxHWFw0
48:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Feared/The Haunted's Ola Englund talks Washburn Parallaxe Solar 6- and 7-string guitars Views: 15,124   Uploader: TotalGuitar Uploaded: Published on Nov 3, 2014 Duration: 6 Minutes 57 Seconds 
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> lols "signiture:
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> woops wrong window
49:00 <Loof> still cool anyway
49:00 <Loof> \m/
49:00 <beehhh> Loof farted in crains and ended up in springvale
50:00 <Serenity> BILLLLL WHY DID YOU GOOO THEEERRREEEE YOU GOT YOUR CUM IN HER HAIRRR
50:00 <Serenity> BILLLLL WENT THERE!
50:00 <beehhh> Cairns
50:00 <Serenity> it'd be 100% cooler if you could hear the tune in my head
50:00 <beehhh> ciggys are fail
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <Loof> i actually found monica hot though chubby
51:00 <Loof> now she looks like puke though
52:00 <beehhh> online porn and sexual deprivation
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> beehhh
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> die
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> really
52:00 <Serenity> ^
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> why are you so fucked up man
52:00 <beehhh> add beer to it
53:00 <Loof> i'd cut my testicals off with a butterknife for him if god said he'd put guitar skills in my brain
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <Serenity> i always wanted to play the drums
54:00 <Serenity> but im so unco
54:00 <Loof> that would be cool too
55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you just have to do it
55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> over and over again
55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> the drummer in our band is 20
55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and plays 7 hours a day
55:00 <Serenity> some people do have natural talent though
56:00 <Serenity> and you can tell the difference between someone who has natural talent and someone who can play because of repetition
56:00 <Loof> my singing is ok
56:00 <Loof> at least i think it is
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah but you still need discipline
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> <@Serenity> and you can tell the difference between someone who has natural talent and someone who can play because of repetition
57:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhat-xUQ6dw
57:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Queensryche - Silent Lucidity Views: 5,805,738   Uploader: emimusic Uploaded:  Feb 26, 2009 Duration: 5 Minutes 54 Seconds 
57:00 <Serenity> beehhh piss off
57:00 <Serenity> theres 3 of us active right now. not one of us wants to speak to you
57:00 <Serenity> go away
57:00 <Maurice> I'm also here and dislike him
57:00 <Serenity> 4 for 4
57:00 <ShadowLurker> same
57:00 <Serenity> 5
58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah but I've seen plenty of natural talented people not make it becasue of no discipline
58:00 <Serenity> leave.
58:00 <Serenity> oh yer it happens all the time
58:00 <beehhh> just cause im drunk if you say so
58:00 <Serenity> ..
58:00 <Maurice> I wish I had a talent
58:00 <Maurice> Other than orgasm giving
58:00 <Maurice> What a curse
58:00 <Serenity> my talent was growing great boobs
58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> bahaha
58:00 <Maurice> I missed that talent :(
59:00 <Loof> sez wins
59:00 <Loof> cant top that
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <beehhh> princess hwy caulfield
59:00 <Maurice> Ugh
59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I'm hideous. So learnt guitar.
00:00 <Loof> i've seen the nips and the handbra, maybe i could photoshop the two together
00:00 <Maurice> I literally just rolled my eyes and let my head fall back in disgust
00:00 <Loof> to get the full bewbs
00:00 <Maurice> Why does that donkey bucket keep talking about Aus
00:00 <beehhh> Balwin is good suburb if you can efford
00:00 <Serenity> dunno but i wish he'd fuck off
00:00 <Serenity> my brother plays guitar
00:00 <Serenity> quite well
00:00 <Maurice> Hows about, we sponsor him to come here, then we kill him and help everyone
00:00 <Loof> mine thinks he can
00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> acoustic or electric
00:00 <beehhh> he played at clifton hills while i drove to nunawading
01:00 <Serenity> both crocodylus_pontifex
01:00 <Maurice> Cam can play and Cal is really fucking good on guitar, keyboard and drums
01:00 <Maurice> I used to play clarinet and I was shit
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> if I had kids I would so get them into instruments
01:00 <Serenity> i was really good witha recorder haha
01:00 <Loof> i'm going to
01:00 <Maurice> I can, however, play 3 blind mice on the recorder
01:00 <Maurice> Lol snap
01:00 <beehhh> Maurice mumny
01:00 <Serenity> ants really good with a piano he can copy tunes
01:00 <Maurice> And hot cross buns
01:00 <Loof> mine is already loves gwar
01:00 <Loof> and he's 3
01:00 <beehhh> i like dessert
02:00 <beehhh> at surfers
02:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off beehhh
02:00 <Maurice> Cal can read music, I can't, I had to write what note it was about the actual symbol
02:00 <Loof> sib by youuu i'm so sib by sib by youuuuu
02:00 <Maurice> Above*
02:00 <beehhh> noose is better
02:00 <Serenity> i can kind of
02:00 <Loof> thank christ 4 dat
03:00 <Maurice> Bo is pretty rocking at the drums too, it's only Jay who hates people looking at him that wont try
03:00 <Serenity> i think my brother is going to buy ant a guitar
03:00 <Maurice> We got drum pads the other week, so the noise is muted and the neighbours don't complain
03:00 <Loof> awesome
03:00 <Maurice> Teach him to sing hit me baby one more time whilst playing it
03:00 <Serenity> hahah
03:00 <Serenity> he can sing too
03:00 <Loof> a full size one?
03:00 <Serenity> he has a really good singing voice
03:00 <Maurice> Honestly, that dude, and his jeans were sagging coz he had a massive wallet in his back pocket
04:00 <Maurice> I know, coz I check his butt out
04:00 <Maurice> Checked*
04:00 <Serenity> well hes 7 loof lol he needs a kids guitar
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you know u can get really good electric kits 
04:00 <Maurice> Cam had to redo Cals guitar strings coz he's a fecking lefty
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> which keep the noise down
04:00 <Loof> yeah i need a little guitar for zac
04:00 <Maurice> So the strings are upside down
04:00 <Loof> wonder how small they go
04:00 <Maurice> Electric kits for what
05:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> drum kits
05:00 <Maurice> Ahh
05:00 <Maurice> Nah
05:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> so you can play with headphones
05:00 <Maurice> Serenity tagged me in a post and I got a 7 piece drum set, nearly brand new for $150
05:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> shit
05:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what brand?
05:00 <Maurice> The blue kind of brand
05:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> hahaha
06:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <Serenity> bro plays bass too
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> same brother
07:00 <Maurice> Hardcore https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/18774_265479160843_2647361_n.jpg?oh=42da69eae93ea4151ff4539ffd26e992&oe=5599EFCE
07:00 <Serenity> yes
07:00 <Serenity> i only have one
07:00 <Serenity> haha
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> all guitarists can play bass
08:00 <Loof> i didn't know that actually
08:00 <Maurice> And these drums https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11025782_10153164520410844_5929204014501419427_n.jpg?oh=194183cde49037a6cfe2722d23c024d0&oe=55ADAF1F&__gda__=1437096544_31891a187c52508ccc11f0cceb215994
08:00 <Loof> that is so cool
08:00 <Loof> i know it's not the other way around though
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> fist pic of a kid which I don't hate
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> kinda cool
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <Loof> heard the bass player for machine head try to do the start of descend the shades of night
09:00 <Loof> was so bad
09:00 <Maurice> Thats coz they take after me.. totes cool
10:00 <Loof> live too
10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> think it's because he is behind a kit
10:00 <Maurice> He rocks it too
10:00 <Loof> i hated kids before i had one too
10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i haven't heard machine head in years
10:00 <Maurice> I still dislike kids
11:00 <Loof> used to hate the "breeders"
11:00 <Maurice> And now you're one of those breeders
11:00 <Maurice> God help us
11:00 <Maurice> It's 1.11
11:00 <Maurice> am
11:00 <Maurice> OoOooOOooooOoo
13:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i like eric our guitarists kid
13:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/288008_2306198011257_5283660_o.jpg
13:00 <Loof> nawwwwwwwwww!
13:00 <Loof> adorable as
14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> good kid but doesn't like metak
14:00 <Loof> oooh rob zombie poster in the background
14:00 <Loof> nice
14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh well we can't all be perfect
15:00 <Loof> ooo and alice in chains i think
15:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> sounds like them
15:00 <Serenity> ive got a vid somewhere of my kid stomping around the living room singing du hast
15:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> haha
15:00 <Loof> haha ramstein ftw
16:00 <Serenity> and he loves 5 finger death punch
16:00 <Serenity> and disturbed
16:00 <Loof> cool kid
16:00 <Maurice> Mine only sings Tool
16:00 <Maurice> And fucking Uptown Funk
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <Maurice> I am so sick of that song
17:00 <Maurice> Everytime he plays it, I hear that fam guy voice guy
17:00 <Serenity> hhahah same
17:00 <Maurice> Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up
19:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh my little cousin likes Bruno Mars
19:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> unsure how we are related
19:00 <Loof> never heard of them
20:00 <Maurice> I like Bruno, he has some catchy tunes
20:00 <Loof> do they suck?
20:00 <Serenity> yeah i love him
20:00 <Serenity> id totes bang him
20:00 <Maurice> Same
20:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it's popy and he wears a hat
21:00 <Maurice> Specially after he caught a grenade for me
21:00 <Serenity> only the stuff you hear on the radio is 'poppy' he has a lot of real music
21:00 <Loof> he looks like some curry muncher witha a bad hair do
22:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk ft. Bruno Mars
22:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> this is why i'm confused
22:00 <Serenity> oh yeah it a mark ronson song
23:00 <Maurice> Bruno writes a lot of songs for famous singers
23:00 <Serenity> yeh
24:00 <Maurice> The best is when he teaches them how to dougie..
24:00 <Serenity> lol.
25:00 <Loof> i can tell by their vanilla ice haircuts that i wont like the music lol
26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> best bass line in the history of bass lines
26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUb9w9ATz8A
26:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Snoop Dogg - Gz & Hustlas Ft Game, Dr. Dre, 2Pac & Tha Dogg Pound Views: 14,375   Uploader: MisterSmokeStack Uploaded:  Mar 1, 2011 Duration: 8 Minutes 20 Seconds 
26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i may have had a few drinks
28:00 <Maurice> This. Is. The. Best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afBINBgckKA
28:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dwayne Johnson's (fast and furious 7) Shake It Off vs Jimmy Fallon's Jump In The Line    Uploader: sonblackhp Uploaded: Published on Apr 7, 2015 Duration: 5 Minutes 43 Seconds 
28:00 <Loof> i like this: https://youtu.be/LuyS9M8T03A
28:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: George Clinton - Atomic Dog Views: 5,349,943   Uploader: joeyfanatic Uploaded:  Aug 27, 2006 Duration: 4 Minutes 15 Seconds 
29:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> AHAHAHAHA
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> how good was emma stone
31:00 <Loof> emma stone mmmmmmmmmm
31:00 <Serenity> now that is hot
31:00 <Maurice> Emma rocks
32:00 <Maurice> Her, Stephen Merchant, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Will Ferrell, Kevin Hart and of course, Jimmy Fallon
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLBSoC_2IY8
32:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lip Sync Battle with Emma Stone Views: 50,629,507   Uploader: latenight Uploaded: Published on Apr 28, 2014 Duration: 7 Minutes 26 Seconds 
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i only know her from this
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> probs seen her in movies
33:00 <Maurice> She was in Easy A
33:00 <Maurice> And the beginning of Friends With Benefits
34:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11137121_10152683670537331_2916531357780927617_n.jpg?oh=c3dcf5db7bfc7ab8a5e5936d08382300&oe=55A7DF46&__gda__=1440790803_2f1c6cfa4eb0f07f7536226cec5de1c7
34:00 <Serenity> i have this right now
34:00 <Serenity> its so delicious
35:00 <Maurice> For srs, I would smother The Rock with my vagina
35:00 <Loof> i had a spider once when i was sick as a kid
35:00 <Loof> puked and never liked them since
35:00 <Maurice> I threw up red creaming soda on a bus from here to Karratha
35:00 <Maurice> Never had it again until I was 16 and spewed vodka and red creaming soda
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh i've seen her in Zombie land
36:00 <Maurice> And now I wont drink it
36:00 <Loof> hope she does nudes some day
37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what
37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> really
37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> she looks nice dressed
37:00 <Loof> but imagine her bewbs
37:00 <Maurice> The Rocks arms are so massive
37:00 <Loof> we can only imagine
37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> heaps of juice
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> little bit of shrinkage maybe 
38:00 <Serenity> i think im the onyl person in the world who thinks the rock is repulsive
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i'd trade an inch on the penis for a couple of inches on the triceps/biceps
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah he's hot Serenity
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what are you thinking
39:00 <Serenity> he is an egg head
39:00 <Loof> you'd puke if you saw me then lol
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> luckly this is irc and noone has to see anyone
40:00 <Loof> he does sort of have beehhh's hair though
40:00 <Loof> now that i google
41:00 <Loof> i can see why he usually shaves it
41:00 <Maurice> Serenity, we always knew you were weird
41:00 <Loof> he's receeding
41:00 <Maurice> But you can't deny his appeal when he lip syncs Taylor Swift
41:00 <Serenity> i can
41:00 <Serenity> it was funny but i wouldnt bone him
41:00 <Maurice> Receeding? He's fucking bald
42:00 <Maurice> Yeah but you'd bang Rogan and that makes me want to spew in your shoes
42:00 <Maurice> I rhyme
42:00 <Serenity> SPEW IN YOUR OWN SHOES
43:00 <Maurice> NEVER
43:00 <Maurice> HAVE YOU SEEN MY SHOES? THEY'RE HOT
43:00 <Serenity> so are mine!
43:00 <Maurice> We must do another drunk shoe photoshoot
43:00 <Maurice> Its been about 2 yrs since I wore my stabby cats and OMGs
43:00 <Maurice> OR demon donkeys
44:00 <Serenity> my wedding shoes got ruined -_-
44:00 <Maurice> Nooooooooooooooooooo
44:00 <Maurice> How
44:00 <Serenity> i forgot they were still in the back of the car from the wedding and ant spilled something on them.. and didnt tell me
44:00 <Maurice> Kill whoever caused it
44:00 <Maurice> BLOODY ANT
44:00 <Maurice> You're wedding shoes were the bomb
44:00 <Serenity> they were
44:00 <Maurice> Your*
45:00 <Maurice> My bad
45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> welcome to you're doom
45:00 <Maurice> My wedding shoes were cheapy ones, black heels with a silver dragonfly on the top
45:00 <Maurice> No IF thats for sure
45:00 <Loof> we really cashed in at our wedding
45:00 <Loof> red packets ftw!
45:00 <Loof> so much better than gifts
45:00 <Maurice> What are red packets
46:00 <Serenity> ^
46:00 <Serenity> doom crocodylus_pontifex?
46:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Frisky Dingo
46:00 <Maurice> What
47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> tv show
47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsMEeujDv5Q
47:00 <Serenity> ohh
47:00 <Loof> fucking rain piss off i want a cig
48:00 <Loof> fuck it
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Killface prints a billion post cards with "welcome to you're doom"
49:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> should have proof read
49:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <Maurice> I just came out the front for a smoke and a minions fart bullet fell off my front door
49:00 <Loof> wrecked himself 'for he checked himself
49:00 <Maurice> Ok then
50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and i would kilo
50:00 <Loof> croc seems a pretty cool guy
50:00 <Maurice> DrGore is not
51:00 <Maurice> Serenity, how can you not love The Rock in that lip sync battle
52:00 <Maurice> Hes splendid
52:00 <Serenity> oh no i liked it
52:00 <Serenity> but i dont think hes sexy or anything
52:00 <Maurice> YOU WHAT M8
52:00 <Serenity> just not my flavour
52:00 <Maurice> He reminds me of the new Spongebob movie, Plankton gets a hulk lke body, but the same tiny head
52:00 <Loof> bet you didn't find arnie sexy either
52:00 <Loof> back in his day
52:00 <Serenity> nope
53:00 <Maurice> Arnie is gross
53:00 <Loof> knew it
53:00 <Maurice> Back then and now
53:00 <Serenity> brilliant actor
53:00 <Serenity> liked his movies
53:00 <Serenity> just not sexually attracted to him
53:00 <Maurice> He's not even that good
53:00 <Maurice> His arms
53:00 <Maurice> Rowr
54:00 <Loof> must be a forehead thing
54:00 <Serenity> im not really into arm muscles
54:00 <Serenity> a nice chest n stomach yeah but still not over the top
54:00 <Maurice> I want a divorce
54:00 <Maurice> ASAP
54:00 <Loof> you probably don't find adonis sexy then lol
55:00 <Serenity> i dont find adonis sexy for a number of reasons lol
55:00 <Maurice> Cam has lovely arm muscles, not in the rock stratosphere, but yum
55:00 <Loof> i turn gay for him
55:00 <Serenity> mostly because ive known him since he was 16 years old and hes like my brother
55:00 <Maurice> Adonis is fucking rank
55:00 <Loof> ah i see
55:00 <Maurice> He looked better 'fat'
55:00 <Maurice> When he wasn't even fat
55:00 <Serenity> but no i thought he was better looking before he started the body training
55:00 <Loof> he has a pefect face
55:00 <Loof> imo
56:00 <Maurice> No he doesn't
57:00 <Serenity> i think im gonna go to bed
57:00 <Loof> excpet when he has silly hairstyles
57:00 <Serenity> its late
57:00 <Loof> night
57:00 <Maurice> Take me to bed too
57:00 <Maurice> Es is being a bitch
57:00 <Serenity> hehehe
57:00 <Serenity> night me nilla
57:00 <Maurice> Wooooo
57:00 <Maurice> Night me choco
57:00 <Maurice> <3
58:00 <Maurice> The absolute best
58:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4ajQ-foj2Q
58:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lip Sync Battle with Joseph Gordon Levitt, Stephen Merchant and Jimmy Fallon Views: 43,721,439   Uploader: latenight Uploaded: Published on Sep 24, 2013 Duration: 9 Minutes 50 Seconds 
58:00 <Maurice> Merchant is a goddamn giant
06:00 <Loof> wb
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i went searching for smokes
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but
07:00 <Loof> find some?
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yes
07:00 <Loof> cool
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> not smoking
08:00 <Loof> i only have a couple a day
08:00 <Loof> mostly use the ecig
08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i smoke 20+ a day
08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> or used to
08:00 <Loof> good you've quit
08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> quit for a year and dated this chick that was just cronic
09:00 <Maurice> Who doesn't make sure they're smoke richn
09:00 <Maurice> -n
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah used to
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i checked all the old spots
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> found some
10:00 <Loof> dont do it
10:00 <Loof> they taste like ass remember
10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah i thought I have to run tomorrow and smokes will make it harder
10:00 <Loof> yep
11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and Maurice was talking about guns..so chicks must dig fit people
12:00 <Maurice> I wasn't talking about guns, Unless we mean muscles.
12:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> arms
13:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> guns
13:00 <Loof> biceps in particular
13:00 <Maurice> My husband is 42 and has hot arm muscles. I get a pass for talking about them
13:00 <Maurice> Nom
15:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it's all about the guns
16:00 <Maurice> It's more about I should go to bed
16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> soft
17:00 <Maurice> Yep, my boner is soft
17:00 <Loof> so bored, wonder if i should get wasted
17:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> define wasted
17:00 <Loof> cask of wine lol
17:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> at 4am
18:00 <Loof> yeah lol
18:00 <Loof> alone too
18:00 <Loof> sad i know
18:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i'm on 2 weeks holiday
18:00 <Loof> nice
18:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and even I'm thinking about bed
18:00 <Loof> bummer
18:00 <Loof> will be just me then
19:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what I don't understand
19:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> is the poeple on the list
19:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> who don't say shit
19:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ever
19:00 <Loof> lol there's so many
19:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i think
20:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> pedos
20:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <Loof> probably
20:00 <Loof> rofl
20:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it's just wrong
20:00 <Loof> ikr
20:00 <Loof> bet they pm though
20:00 <Loof> when a suitable target is found
21:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i haven't pm in a while
21:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh actually
21:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> tell a lie
21:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i pm liinda 
21:00 <Loof> mmm liinda
21:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> once
21:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> becasue she seemed nice
21:00 <Loof> she's super nice
21:00 <Loof> and super hot
21:00 <Loof> how is that possible
21:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> well
22:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> hot in irc terms
22:00 <Loof> yeah lol
22:00 <under> hey
23:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but the silent ones
23:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> even worse then behhhhh
23:00 <under> whos the one over her
24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what
24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> make sense
24:00 <Loof> lol ikr
25:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> under? who's over what?
25:00 <under> lol
25:00 <under> kidding
25:00 <under> i want to buy
25:00 <under> galaxy s6
25:00 <under> expensive as fuck
26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i wonder if nerdy girl is nerdy
26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> or even a girl
26:00 <Loof> probably a 45 year old homo named barry
26:00 <Loof> who works as a garbo
26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yet nerdy
26:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i'm gonna go down the list
27:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Longie
27:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> well
27:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> some sort of homsexual that runs ausnet
27:00 <Loof> glad that cunt doesn't talk any more
27:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> then we have Maurice
27:00 <under> Loof: what's garbo?
28:00 <Loof> garboligist
28:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> some sort of elite irc user that has ops
28:00 <Loof> lol
28:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Serenity
28:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> same
28:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> stebie
28:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i think peters brother
28:00 <Loof> yep
28:00 <Loof> poor guy
28:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> takes drugs
28:00 <Loof> meth no less
28:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> or his brother does
29:00 <Loof> pieter does
29:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> WebbY
29:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> no idea
29:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> simba
29:00 <Loof> never seen webby talk
29:00 <Loof> simba always talks
29:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> some hipster dude
29:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> snappy comments
29:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> a bit negative
29:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Doodle
29:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> big with the ladies
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> zaim
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> unknown
30:00 <Maurice> Dont call me a poof
30:00 <Loof> never seen zaim talk
30:00 <Loof> not sure why it has voice
30:00 <Maurice> I resemble tjat
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i don't think I did Maurice
30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> matty
30:00 <Maurice> That*
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> pnatnom
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> some sort of starwars pedo
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Acem
31:00 <Loof> ROFL!!!
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> talk Acem
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> type something
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> allan
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> same
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> amsy
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> nordic
31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> talks
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> probs not pedo
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Aquarius...silent pedo
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> aura-DEF
32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> pedo
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> bee_girl
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> dhs
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> BlackDevil
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> talks
33:00 <Loof> autistic
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> seems ok
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah but at least not pedo
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Bozza
33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what the fuck
34:00 <Loof> he's not ok, he was giving out people's ips
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> talk 
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> really
34:00 <Loof> yeah
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ok so
34:00 <Loof> that's why he lost his ops
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> jerk
34:00 <Loof> yep lol
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> British^Meat
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> funny cunt
34:00 <Loof> boring
34:00 <Loof> sorta
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but funny
34:00 <Loof> yeah at times
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> don't know him
35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> don't know anyone really
35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> me
35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i'm ok
35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> dragen
35:00 <Loof> me, i have episodes
35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> non talking pedo cunt
35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> wait we are only up to d
35:00 <Loof> k lol
35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> DragonM|A
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> again
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> who knows
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> erlich
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> bah
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> faux
36:00 <Loof> that's xm
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> funny young lady
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> seems ok
36:00 <Loof> watch out for her though
36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> how so
37:00 <Loof> just a bit two faced
37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah but not weird pedo
38:00 <Loof> def not
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> then we have g^style to MeGusta
38:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> all pedos
38:00 <Loof> watch out man there's bans for even say the p word
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ok
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> then we have Mew
39:00 <Loof> perfection
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> awesome boobs
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> so good
39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> little else is know about Mew
39:00 <Loof> she's funny as fuck
40:00 <Loof> gorgeous
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> from my perspective
40:00 <Loof> hard worker
40:00 <Loof> sane
40:00 <Loof> but taken :(
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> that could be just her boobs
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> making her funny
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> they are perfect tho
40:00 <Loof> yep
40:00 <Loof> seen her eyes?
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> no
40:00 <Loof> my god
40:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but whocares bewbs
40:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <Loof> looking into those eyes while you let loose right inside her
41:00 <Loof> that would be heaven
41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> then everything from mrgrumpy
41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> to ricchhee
41:00 <Loof> mrgrumpy is ok
41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> really i as going to say child molestors
41:00 <Loof> nah he's a good guy
42:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but ok we can let mrgrumpy off
42:00 <Loof> helped me out this morning when i was feeling a bit down
42:00 <Loof> told me to get some sunshine and exercise
42:00 <Loof> and it worked
42:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh i missed you
42:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you seem allright
42:00 <Loof> sometimes
42:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> bit like me, outsider among outsiders
43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> up late
43:00 <Loof> i automatically elevate musicians to god status
43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ShadowLurker
43:00 <Loof> name says it all
43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Serenity partner
43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> so
43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> pass
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> the rest are all pedos
43:00 <Loof> rofl
45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and this channel has like a matriarchal vibe
45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Serenity and Mourice run the show
46:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> or is it maourice
46:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/byOw4AYd7-8
46:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 'I' Movie more risk fighting scene in indian cinemas Views: 1,789,550   Uploader: AascarsTv Uploaded: Published on Mar 21, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 46 Seconds 
46:00 <Aquarius> crocodylus_pontifex, you don't know what you're talking about. Pedo's deserve death. Do not call me that.
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> ok
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> revised
48:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Aquarius
49:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> typed a sentence
49:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> may not be pedo
50:00 <amsy> heh
51:00 <Loof> should change my ip and nick and come in as tweengirl and see who pms me
51:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what's amsy hehing about
51:00 <Loof> amsy is cool
51:00 <Loof> except she likes couleurs
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah Norway
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> couleurs
52:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i play that guy in fifa
52:00 <Loof> that's all he does
53:00 <Loof> bet he owns
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and amsy is a dude
53:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <amsy> haha 
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i can beat him sometimes
53:00 <amsy> am i?
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i've seen you in a mankini
53:00 <amsy> oh
53:00 <amsy> ok
53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> so yeah
53:00 <Loof> she's probably the best looking on austnet tbh
54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what
54:00 <Loof> apparently
54:00 <amsy> probably not
54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i've dated the best chick on ausnet
54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and she's finnish
55:00 <Loof> are you finnish? no i just started
55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> bahaha
55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i've seen amsy in a mankini
55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it was
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> not pleasant
56:00 <amsy> lmao
56:00 <amsy> can i see me in a mankini?
56:00 <amsy> ive never seen that
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i may be really drunk 
57:00 <amsy> haha possibly :p
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but wern't you hitting katatonic kate up for a pic
57:00 <amsy> whatttt
57:00 <amsy> no.
57:00 <amsy> im actually female
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> sorry
57:00 <amsy> and not that way inclined :p
57:00 <Loof> the all faux lesbian flirt on here
57:00 <Loof> i'm so over it
58:00 <Loof> pretending to be lesbians to entice the fellas
58:00 <Loof> so old
58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> so amsy is the hottest women on ausnet
58:00 <amsy> no
58:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> trust me to think it's a dude
58:00 <amsy> hahaha
59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> are you from Norway?
59:00 <under> lol
59:00 <under> pontifex
59:00 <under> you're drunk
59:00 <amsy> im australian
59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> who the hell am I thinking of then
59:00 <amsy> ive been living in norway for the past 5 years
59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> well bang
00:00 <Loof> and has already aced the language and got herself into a high paid job
00:00 <amsy> i wouldnt say aced
00:00 <amsy> im alright
00:00 <bee_girl> crocodylus_pontifex
00:00 <amsy> and the pay is just ok
00:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> sup bee_girl
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> define ok
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> in $
01:00 <Loof> she's being humble
01:00 <bee_girl> not much at this hour
01:00 <Loof> don't listen to her
01:00 <amsy> well its not bad in aud but its just average for here
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i'm sure you posted a mankini picture
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> amsy
02:00 <Loof> and she has a cool hubby too
02:00 <Loof> who's not afraid to fart when he wants
03:00 <Loof> ^5
03:00 <amsy> lol
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> could have wasted some time there
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <amsy> maybe i did? but i have a habit of pasting a weird pictyre and saying me irl when it isnt actually me
03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> still sure I have dated the hottest nordic women on ausnet
04:00 <amsy> i think i know someone who knows that person
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> CP punches above weight
04:00 <Loof> fuck i'd love to be single and mingle
04:00 <Loof> marriage = life over
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> what's her name amsy
05:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> bee_girl you never talk to me what's going on
06:00 <amsy> louise
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Perkele
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> na
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> not her
07:00 <amsy> hah
07:00 <amsy> ok
07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Perkele Saatana
07:00 <amsy> mo i mean the girl i know is called louise
08:00 <amsy> i just know she talks to a finnish girl here
08:00 <amsy> perkele is a great word
08:00 <amsy> lol
08:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> best word ever
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> *homer drool for finish girls
09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah I messed that up
09:00 <amsy> i enjoy finnish names lol
10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> the male names crack me up
10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> sif names like Katja aren't the sexyest name ever
10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> reaow
11:00 <amsy> juha pekka
11:00 <amsy> lol
12:00 <amsy> wb Loof
12:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> haha
12:00 <Loof> ty
12:00 <Aquarius> yeah, I'm definitely not a pedo
12:00 <Aquarius> we kill them
12:00 <Aquarius> haha
12:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i remeber talking to a pekevra
12:00 <Loof> you got anything on soundcloud croc?
12:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> or something
12:00 <amsy> here?
12:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> na
12:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> friend of katya
12:00 <amsy> ah
12:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> god 
13:00 <Loof> if i was katya i'd call myself kutya
13:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Katja
13:00 <Loof> ah
13:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> my god what a women
13:00 <amsy> does her last name start with L?
14:00 <bee_girl> crocodylus_pontifex: who are u
14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> um
14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> if there are no further questions
14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> no
14:00 <amsy> ok
14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> like the skier eh
14:00 <amsy> the girl my friend knows is also a Katya
14:00 <amsy> er
14:00 <amsy> Katja
15:00 <Loof> watched GoT yet amsy?
16:00 <amsy> yeah 
16:00 <amsy> the first ep
16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Pekko
16:00 <Loof> cool
16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> that's like peter
16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> so can your friend put in a good word for crocodylus_pontifex
17:00 <amsy> hsha
17:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> just in case it's the same person
19:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/FUFMk2D.gifv lol wtf japan....
19:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh my
20:00 <Loof> fuck i thought it would be awesome hairy jap vag
20:00 <Loof> instead it was guys asses
20:00 <Loof> ownt
23:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Loof
23:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> here is a tip
23:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> never take nordic women for granted
24:00 <amsy> hahahaa
24:00 <Loof> will they go all viking on my ass?
24:00 <Loof> and berserker rage my penis?
25:00 <Loof> one can only hope
25:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> they may forgive you once
25:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> but never twice
27:00 <Loof> stupid optus
29:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> some of the non talkers piped up
30:00 <Loof> cause you found them out
31:00 <Loof> "oh no someone knows we're pedolurkers!!! better say something"
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> look at grem
34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> grem
34:00 <Loof> grem i've never seen speak
35:00 <Loof> ever
35:00 <Loof> he might be cool
35:00 <Loof> i dunno
54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> who is the mankin wearing person
54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> *mankini
54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> my world is turned up
54:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> side down
55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I blame g^style
55:00 <Loof> was it theriddler?
55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> amd Pac
56:00 <Loof> theriddler put out a vid of himself using a dildo
56:00 <Loof> was rather disturbing
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> really
56:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I miss all this
56:00 <Loof> wouldn't put a mankini past him
56:00 <Loof> was it a fat dude?
57:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> maybe i have logs
58:00 <Loof> brb
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> looking at logs
01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> fuck i was a cunt
20:00 <zaim> Loof, im awesome. thats why i have voice
21:00 <Loof> self promotion
21:00 <Loof> how lame
21:00 <Loof> please die
24:00 <zaim> die wtf
47:00 <Mew> morning sluts
18:00 <Loof> yawn
38:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
55:00 <Pac> AzzA u here 
09:00 <British^Meat> slut morning
18:00 <Kynetic> Boobies!
39:00 <Fez> I like big guts and I can not lie
39:00 <boredGIRLL19> morning ppls
39:00 <boredGIRLL19> :))
57:00 <sarcastrophe> morning!
58:00 <boredGIRLL19> hey!
58:00 <boredGIRLL19> morninggg.. :)
27:00 <Dugnuts> morning folks
28:00 <nate> hi beautiful!
28:00 <British^Meat> also extended greetings to female class human who is bored and 19
28:00 <British^Meat> and also extended greetings to dugs
30:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
33:00 <Tisk> hi
55:00 <Tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm4LhnACcAc
55:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: son of a gun techno 2014    Uploader: BooOMPmusic Uploaded: Published on Apr 11, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 20 Seconds 
53:00 <Nikky`> All happening today
56:00 <Fez> nikkerz
56:00 <zaim> heres trouble
57:00 <Nikky`> Fezzers
57:00 <Nikky`> I know but we don't like to tell Fez he is trouble
01:00 <Fez> if your psu is fucked do you still get mobo lights?
02:00 <Nikky`> I'm not nerdy enough to answer that
02:00 <Nikky`> sorry
05:00 <Dugnuts> depends how fucked it is
05:00 <Dugnuts> but generally no
05:00 <Dugnuts> coz it means there is some power output
08:00 <Fez> thats what i thought
08:00 <Fez> push the on button and get sfa
08:00 <Fez> meh,.. its just a spare anyways
13:00 <Tisk> i remixed tupac this morning
13:00 <Tisk> https://youtu.be/Jdt59FebD3I
13:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: hardstyle changes 2015    Uploader: BooOMPmusic Uploaded: Published on Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 2 Minutes 21 Seconds 
14:00 <Nikky`> Whatever happened to owning one pc
15:00 <Fez> i have 4 desktops and a laptop
15:00 <Fez> and a tablet and smartphone
15:00 <Fez> too much shit
15:00 <Nikky`> I see
17:00 <Fez> i lost a chip :/
17:00 <Nikky`> Oh well..can always get another one
19:00 <Fez> but i already have it
19:00 <Fez> its just ..somewhere
20:00 <Nikky`> Then start cleaning and you might find it?
20:00 <British^Meat> not being a dick, but ummmm
20:00 <British^Meat> how can afford all that stuff?
21:00 <British^Meat> is it current tech?
21:00 <British^Meat> or accumulated over time?
22:00 <Nikky`> I like ppl who start of by saying. not being a dick but ummm
22:00 <Nikky`> You're such a dick British^Meat :P
24:00 <British^Meat> :P u love it
24:00 <Fez> accumulated
24:00 <nate> who doesnt love meat!
25:00 <nate> british meat orgasm?
25:00 <nate> BOom!
28:00 <Tisk> nate u heard the trolls of austnet theme song
28:00 <Tisk>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsZ20iqT1C0
32:00 <nate> yes i have
33:00 <Tisk> did u listen to my tupac one
34:00 <nate> yeah sounds great ;p
34:00 <AzzA> tisk i hope you didnt butcher the fuck out of a legend
34:00 <Tisk> azza
34:00 <Tisk>  https://youtu.be/Jdt59FebD3I
34:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: hardstyle changes 2015    Uploader: BooOMPmusic Uploaded: Published on Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 2 Minutes 21 Seconds 
34:00 <AzzA> i dont have time pal
35:00 <AzzA> there are 5 games of footy to watch today
35:00 <Nikky`> pfft only tomorrows game matters
35:00 <nate> Nikky` vs AzzA in the sack game?
35:00 <Nikky`> There is no losers in that game
35:00 <Nikky`> *are
39:00 <AzzA> nope
40:00 <AzzA> any holes a goal!! and everyones a winner!!
40:00 <AzzA> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/v/t1.0-9/561930_10151210632194443_849881349_n.jpg?oh=d25a7faad7fad642d16b6b6143cc575e&oe=559C9218&__gda__=1436780618_bd346f86f01f4e47b468c9e33a6d0322
40:00 <AzzA> best dog ever
40:00 <AzzA> Nikky`
40:00 <AzzA> yes only the derby tomorrow matters
40:00 <AzzA> GO FREO!!!!
40:00 <Nikky`> Geelong
41:00 <AzzA> poor geelong
41:00 <Nikky`> I know
41:00 <Nikky`> we have had a crap start
41:00 <Nikky`> and it won't get any better 
41:00 <Nikky`> lol
41:00 <AzzA> played the 2 best teams in the comp
41:00 <Fez> thanx nikky
41:00 <Nikky`> For?
42:00 <AzzA> i think he may have pleasured himself to your txt
42:00 <Nikky`> Who doesn't
42:00 <Fez> found it,.. still no go :/
43:00 <Nikky`> oh well
43:00 <Nikky`> Maybe it is time to go to pc graveyard
43:00 <Nikky`> It had a good life
43:00 <Nikky`> served you well with porn
43:00 <Fez> theres 2 im tryin
43:00 <Fez> so yer
46:00 <AzzA> dont you hate it when.....
46:00 <AzzA> facebook only loads 7 stories
46:00 <AzzA> and you scroll
47:00 <AzzA> and there is nothing else loaded
47:00 <Nikky`> First mistake..going on facebook
47:00 <Nikky`> second mistake..thinking you would read something exciting
49:00 <Nikky`> Hey TheRon
49:00 <Nikky`> Play bowls?
49:00 <AzzA> its not about reading anything exciting
50:00 <AzzA> but just to be an Esmee watson and snoop on what all my friends are doing
50:00 <TheRon> nope
50:00 <TheRon> footy is on
50:00 <Nikky`> I see.. gotta love a good esmee snoop
50:00 <Nikky`> aaah and has the beer drinking begun TheRon? or silly question
50:00 <TheRon> not yet, almost time htough
51:00 <TheRon> if carlton gets hard to watch i might start\
51:00 <phlick123> go the bombers!
51:00 <Nikky`> I must admit..I went on first time in weeks AzzA.. had a looksee and decided too much went on so gave up 
53:00 <faux> YAYAYYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYYA
53:00 <faux> new washing machine 
53:00 <Serenity> i dont think i can trust people who dont use fb
53:00 <TheRon> judd got run down, not a good sign
54:00 <Nikky`> I need someone to come look at mine..friend had a look but was beyond them so now I need to call in someone *sigh*
54:00 <Nikky`> You saying you don't trust me Serenity? huh huh huh
55:00 <TheRon> now kiss
55:00 <Serenity> oooo
55:00 <Serenity> ok i trust you
55:00 <Nikky`> good :P
57:00 <AzzA> ok Serenity and Nikky`
57:00 <AzzA> now kiss!!
57:00 <Nikky`> What is with men wanting to see two girls kiss
58:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt mind seeing two ladies kiss
58:00 <AzzA> just do it already!!
58:00 <AzzA> :P
58:00 <Nikky`> lol
58:00 <TheRon> carlton is gonna get thumped here
59:00 <Nikky`> I have no issue with two ladies kissing, or men or me kissing either or
59:00 <TheRon> men kissing, not so much
59:00 <AzzA> ^^
00:00 <TheRon> i calling out the fat lady now
00:00 <TheRon> carlton can't kick
01:00 <Nikky`> Its only just started
01:00 <TheRon> nup i'm calling it
02:00 <Nikky`> Ok
03:00 <Serenity> carlton break my heart
03:00 <Serenity> i havent watched a game in forever
03:00 <AzzA> the fat lady has no need to warm her voice just yet
04:00 <Nikky`> Yeah.. let her rest the voice for a smidge
05:00 <TheRon> she's on stand by
05:00 <Serenity> look im not singing ok
08:00 <Nikky`> lol Serenity.. 
08:00 <TheRon> it's just terrible kicking
10:00 <TheRon> everytime is i see the essendon doctor i just giggle
16:00 <Nikky`> ugh.. I need to put petrol in my car while out..hate that part of owning a car
17:00 <TheRon> if only petrol could just magically appear in the car
17:00 <Nikky`> I know right - if only
18:00 <Serenity> i hate it because it costs so much
19:00 <Nikky`> Its not so bad for my car - $40 or so to fill it up and last two weeks
20:00 <TheRon> go dees
21:00 <StrykerX> We do the ron ron, do the ron ron
21:00 <Nikky`> Hey StrykerX n Loof :o)
21:00 <StrykerX> G'day Nikky
21:00 <StrykerX> How's you?
21:00 <Loof> hey Nikky` :)
22:00 <TheRon> dees 3 goals up
22:00 <Nikky`> I am delightful - you>
22:00 <Tisk> https://youtu.be/LGp4viajGvI
22:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trance 2015 EDM    Uploader: BooOMPmusic Uploaded: Published on Apr 17, 2015 Duration: 2 Minutes 50 Seconds 
23:00 <gs69azza> fek it's cold
23:00 <TheRon> ahh drug music
23:00 <Tisk> nah i made it
23:00 <Tisk> hi TheRon
23:00 <TheRon> like i said
23:00 <Tisk> kk
23:00 <Tisk> hows things
23:00 <Tisk> having a beer later?
23:00 <TheRon> does a bear crap in the woods?
24:00 <Loof> my god that is crap music
24:00 <Skirmish> Not if it's a polar bear. 
24:00 <Tisk> bullshit Longie
24:00 <Tisk> loff
24:00 <Tisk> u didnt even listen
24:00 <TheRon> i don't need to listen it's shit
24:00 <Tisk> no its not
24:00 <TheRon> you can't even call it music
24:00 <Nikky`> ok bbs time to head to shops
24:00 <TheRon> bye Nikky` 
26:00 <TheRon> which game should i watch, crows v dees or ess v carlton?
27:00 <mrgrumpy> sif cold - beautiful weather!
29:00 <Serenity> well dont watch us play we've already lost
33:00 <flee> Hello #melbourne
33:00 <flee> I am flee
33:00 <Fez> oh ok,.. breasts!
35:00 <Tisk> flee
35:00 <Tisk> hi
36:00 <Loof> flee u fucking cumsmuggler
38:00 <flee> I have you sourrounded loof
38:00 <flee> surrounded by strippers
40:00 <flee> theres a pixel on my radar
42:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn7VmRuCmqg
42:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Martin and Malloy 84 - And still pulling 'em Views: 1,126   Uploader: bowlthai Uploaded: Published on Jun 21, 2013 Duration: 3 Minutes 33 Seconds 
45:00 <Loof> no energy to do anything is kinda depressing
45:00 <Loof> coffee isn't helping
46:00 <Loof> fucking seroquel
46:00 <mrgrumpy> exercise in the sunshine and a healthy diet :P
46:00 <mrgrumpy> mind you drugs won't help much
46:00 <Loof> i was using exercise to combat it
46:00 <Loof> but my 3 year old lost a part off my weight bench
46:00 <Loof> and stuck a toy car in my exercise bike now it makes crunching sounds
46:00 <Loof> cant win dont try
46:00 <flee> break it down
46:00 <Dugnuts> haahah
47:00 <mrgrumpy> you don't need a bench - squats, deadlifts, pushups and shoulder presses don't need one
48:00 <Loof> yeah true
48:00 <Loof> thanks i'll try
48:00 <Loof> brb
50:00 <Loof> martin and malloy haven't been funny in decades
50:00 <Loof> gtfo
51:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koq9zsQkbG1qza22wo1_1280.jpg
51:00 <Loof> now they just drunken sport nerds
51:00 <TheRon> loof shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?
52:00 <Fez> theron: hi
52:00 <TheRon> hows it?
52:00 <Fez> wonderful
52:00 <Fez> yourself?
52:00 <TheRon> good
54:00 <Fez> splendid
54:00 <Fez> today is a good day for breasts
55:00 <TheRon> did you like the old guy smoking bongs
56:00 <Dugnuts> heh
56:00 <Dugnuts> this gravity falls show is pretty funny
01:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
01:00 <Taco> meh
01:00 <Taco> nip piercings are overrated
01:00 <nate> taco u getting one for me:)
02:00 <Fez> le taco
02:00 <Taco> uhh wot
02:00 <Fez> iuno
02:00 <nate> would u get a tat for a girl taco?
03:00 <nate> she says something like ohh geez taco u would look good with a tat
03:00 <nate> goto shop :D
03:00 <Fez> nate has a tattoo of a haert with the word 'men' in it
03:00 <Fez> heart too
03:00 <Taco> nah fuck the slut
03:00 <nate> like that theme song
04:00 <Taco> girls have retarded ideas anyway, when it comes to their partners image
04:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLL1n-WPJak
04:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Two and a half men Season 1 to 11 " Intro Openings" Official Video Theme song Views: 468,600   Uploader: pranktogo Uploaded: Published on Sep 29, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 47 Seconds 
04:00 <nate> men men men mainly men
04:00 <nate> manly?:0
04:00 <nate> haha
05:00 <Taco> they should focus more on not being fat and ugly or have saggy tits or doing kegal exercises
05:00 <nate> 2 many irc girls 4 taco ;l
05:00 <Taco> nah
05:00 <Taco> I get heckled by fat bitches often
05:00 <Taco> they may as well be men, because I have no attraction for them
05:00 <nate> ohh ok
05:00 <TheRon> for the sake of the future of all mankind i will have a small sprite
06:00 <Taco> infact doggy with a girl with a fat ass makes me think I'm fucking a giant penis in its tip... or thats what it looks like
06:00 <nate> omgosh
07:00 <nate> save me from the bad taco, fezzy!
07:00 <Fez> you think about dicks when u fuck a chick?
07:00 <nate> there u go :)
08:00 <Taco> only if they're fat, cause their ass looks like the tip of a giant penis
08:00 <Fez> each to their own
08:00 <Taco> thats why I don't do fat bitchs
08:00 <nate> GIANT PENIS!
08:00 <Fez> you must to know what it looks like
08:00 <Taco> wow dude
08:00 <nate> ive seen fez';ess
08:00 <Taco> you're suggesting I know what a penis looks like
08:00 <Taco> amazing
08:00 <nate> massive!
08:00 <Taco> you know I have one
09:00 <nate> u and me we're riding this giant penis now
09:00 <nate> yeee har!
09:00 <nate> plans for weekend?
09:00 <Fez> uh.. the fat chick looking like one... but ok taco
10:00 <nate> whos getting drunk and sleeping with big chicks!
11:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuoFiIFkdAA
11:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nine Inch Nails - Wish Views: 2,349,543   Uploader: NineInchNailsVEVO Uploaded:  Dec 24, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 45 Seconds 
23:00 <mrgrumpy> who has a cock that looks like a fat dimpled arse?... you should get checked for syphilis 
27:00 <Serenity> everyone who has a cock show it to me i will examine it
27:00 <mrgrumpy> lol Serenity you cock hungry monster :P
28:00 <slinky_J> no speak
28:00 <slinky_J> raww
29:00 <Serenity> you say that like its a bad thing :o
29:00 <Serenity> haha
30:00 <mrgrumpy> so how many cock shots have you gotten since your request? :P
31:00 <Serenity> zero and i must say im most upset
32:00 <Skirmish> I want to buy one of those curved tvs
35:00 <Tisk> why Skirmish
35:00 <Tisk> that would do my head in i reckon the curve
35:00 <Skirmish> Was looking at them yesterday. They look cool. 
35:00 <Tisk> ok
35:00 <Skirmish> Good to watch too. 
35:00 <bonky> Make sure you watch a variety of content on them first. I bought the LG curved 34" display and it distorts a lot of 3D content that was designed for projection onto a flat display
36:00 <bonky> Some people don't care about these things, but it was noticeable to somebody that works with a lot of 3d content
36:00 <Skirmish> My current tv is 3D and I have never watching 3d on it.
37:00 <ShadowLurker> COCK SHOTS
37:00 <bonky> TV's are probably more forgiving that computer displays, as we put up with lens distortions already with film content
53:00 <Nikky`> Doodledoooooooooo
53:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos
53:00 <Doodle> whats happening
53:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot.. relaxing before my nap time
53:00 <Nikky`> you?
53:00 <Doodle> washing towels
53:00 <Doodle> exciting
53:00 <Nikky`> That does sound exciting
54:00 <Doodle> life in the fast lane
55:00 <Serenity> hola token
55:00 <Serenity> ron
55:00 <TheRon> token black?
55:00 <Nikky`> Living the life
55:00 <Nikky`> I'm a little jelly
55:00 <TheRon> guaranteed to to lose your mind
55:00 <Doodle> i have a tshirt with that on it
55:00 <Doodle> somewhere
56:00 <Serenity> uhhhh, no
56:00 <TokenDaRing> nah I'm white as paper
57:00 <Nikky`> Well best you find it and put it on
58:00 <TheRon> a do do do a da da da is all i got to say to you
58:00 <TheRon> doodle is wearing nothing but a towel
58:00 <Doodle> no i have clothes on
58:00 <Doodle> sorry to disappoint
58:00 <TheRon> i'm relieved
58:00 <Doodle> and a roguish grin
58:00 <Nikky`> Damn
01:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: i've started on beers
01:00 <Nikky`> About time
02:00 <TheRon> in fact better get another one
02:00 <Doodle> i had a coffee
02:00 <Doodle> cos i am tuff
04:00 <Nikky`> I had two coffees today so I am double tuff :P
04:00 <Doodle> whoah
04:00 <Dugnuts> coffee makes you tough?
05:00 <TheRon> the boys are back in town
05:00 <slinky_J> nate
05:00 <slinky_J> u thar?
07:00 <Nikky`> Of course
07:00 <Nikky`> everyone knows that
07:00 <Nikky`> Derr Dugnuts
07:00 <Nikky`> :P
08:00 <Nikky`> brb
09:00 <slinky_J> nikz
09:00 <slinky_J> bed now.
09:00 <slinky_J> I got all the good bands on the mattress ;)
09:00 <slinky_J> bit crowded.
09:00 <slinky_J> we might not fit :/
13:00 <Fez> did the suns win?
13:00 <TheRon> no chance
13:00 <Fez> any chance of breasts
13:00 <TheRon> tri breasts?
14:00 <Fez> please.
14:00 <Fez> any tri breasted ladies out there?
16:00 <Fez> not even 1 pm...
17:00 <TheRon> damn!
20:00 <Nikky`> I am in bed 
20:00 <Nikky`> and back
20:00 <Nikky`> tho will be nap time soon
21:00 <Nikky`> Mmmm nap time
21:00 <TheRon> late in the arvo
22:00 <Nikky`> And your point being?
23:00 <TheRon> nothing
23:00 <Nikky`> good good
24:00 <faux> Won't you be up all night
24:00 <Doodle> i know i will be
24:00 <TheRon> 420?
24:00 <Doodle> it was
24:00 <faux> I just woke up from the sickest nap
24:00 <Nikky`> Nah. I only have short naps and I can still sleep at decent hr
24:00 <Doodle> i cant do naps
24:00 <Doodle> alone
25:00 <faux> Time to poop
26:00 <zaim> im still alive, Loof
26:00 <zaim> sorry too disappoint
27:00 <Nikky`> I know i'm sad over it
27:00 <Nikky`> :P
30:00 <Nikky`> Ok I shall bbl - everyone behave
30:00 <TheRon> no!
41:00 <slinky_J> Floss
41:00 <slinky_J> sup mang
41:00 <slinky_J> zaim is back!
41:00 <Floss> are you disabled
41:00 <slinky_J> not until you make me :/
42:00 <slinky_J> Christmas list, Item 1; don't buy Floss new teeth.
43:00 <Floss> oh ouch
45:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjzCDNOBicw
45:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Goanna - Solid Rock (Music Video) Views: 119,369   Uploader: deanchamp Uploaded:  Mar 19, 2011 Duration: 4 Minutes 30 Seconds 
45:00 <TheRon> i'm more aussie than any of you
46:00 <Tisk> nice
46:00 <slinky_J> haha
47:00 <slinky_J> least you're no Picard
47:00 <slinky_J> Picard be like; One two, Picard is coming for you..
47:00 <TheRon> he's one of a kind
47:00 <slinky_J> haha he is
47:00 <slinky_J> Three, four, bought you a whore
47:00 <slinky_J> hells yeah boy!!!
48:00 <TheRon> no bastard will get me a whore
48:00 <slinky_J> Lewfs!!!
49:00 <slinky_J> we're talking about whores
49:00 <Loof> sup
49:00 <slinky_J> sarp
49:00 <slinky_J> nada chillin waitin
49:00 <slinky_J> you bro
49:00 <Loof> cool
49:00 <slinky_J> ;D
49:00 <Loof> not much man
49:00 <slinky_J> true
49:00 <slinky_J> it's rainy as fuck in adels, what's the weather there?
50:00 <slinky_J> been like this for days man
50:00 <slinky_J> not even winter.
50:00 <Loof> yeah it's been fucked here too
50:00 <slinky_J> raining?
50:00 <Loof> today isn't too bad though
50:00 <Loof> yeah
50:00 <Loof> except today
50:00 <slinky_J> fuck me
50:00 <TheRon> ah the scg, the spiritual home of richie benaud
51:00 <slinky_J> yer sometimes today it was sunshine thru
51:00 <Loof> cool
51:00 <slinky_J> supposed to be autumn
51:00 <slinky_J> sunny and nice
51:00 <Loof> yeah ikr
51:00 <slinky_J> go to botanic gardens and picnic
51:00 <slinky_J> yer mang
51:00 <Loof> i need some sunshine for my soul
52:00 <slinky_J> it's been changed the last few years man
52:00 <Loof> yep
52:00 <slinky_J> global
52:00 <TheRon> i didn't know you were latino?
52:00 <slinky_J> yer
52:00 <Loof> exactly
52:00 <slinky_J> next thing, we'll have fucking snow
52:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <TheRon> i thought mang was a fruit
52:00 <slinky_J> lol!
52:00 <slinky_J> LOL
52:00 <slinky_J> ROFL
53:00 <slinky_J> I love you TheRon
53:00 <slinky_J> bbs Loof.
53:00 <slinky_J> :P
54:00 <Loof> k man
55:00 <TheRon> dees lost couleurs 
55:00 <slinky_J> the best bro <3
55:00 <couleurs> go da cats
55:00 <Loof> had lunch?
55:00 <TheRon> indeed
55:00 <TheRon> cats better than BvB though
56:00 <Loof> i feel like pasta
56:00 <couleurs> `ban TheRon get out of hear
56:00 <TheRon> what?
57:00 <TheRon> whens the champions league final?
58:00 <couleurs> june
58:00 <TheRon> damn
59:00 <couleurs> olympic stadium in berlin
59:00 <TheRon> bvb?
59:00 <couleurs> b their or b squares
59:00 <couleurs> they out...
59:00 <TheRon> damn!
59:00 <TheRon> see cats are better
00:00 <couleurs> go da cats
02:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip m8
02:00 <couleurs> how many weetbix did ya do
02:00 <TheRon> none, i did KFC
02:00 <couleurs> unaustralian
02:00 <TheRon> i was hungry
03:00 <TheRon> i just spent 6 months in a leaky boat lucky just to keep afloat
04:00 <couleurs> lies
04:00 <TheRon> all true
05:00 <slinky_J> loof
05:00 <slinky_J> u there?
06:00 <TheRon> have you seen the ladbrokes ads??
06:00 <TheRon> i'm too scared to put a bet on with them
06:00 <TheRon> get behind they'll have your legs broke
08:00 <TheRon> i don't know why sometimes i get frightened
10:00 <amsy> hi cc !
12:00 <TheRon> what about me i've had enough now i wan't my share
13:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !
14:00 <TheRon> might make some soup tomorrow
14:00 <Picard> cant you see i wanna live
14:00 <TheRon> potatoe and leak soup
14:00 <Dugnuts> hmm, what should i have for dinner tonight
14:00 <faux> potatoe
14:00 <Picard> but you justtake more then you give 
15:00 <faux> lamb chops
15:00 <couleurs> i'm a potatoe
15:00 <Picard> halal?
15:00 <Dugnuts> i was thinking nandos
15:00 <Dugnuts> mmm nandos
15:00 <Picard> barbaric practise 
16:00 <amsy> bb <3
16:00 <TheRon> potatoe and leek soup, that's just leek bacon potatoes and vegie stock right??
16:00 <Picard> faux is it a sin for a muslim man to see a woman other then his wife naked?
16:00 <faux> Idk ask a sheikh
16:00 <faux> hey bb 
16:00 <faux> How u
16:00 <couleurs> Hi Hon
17:00 <Picard> you're muslim?
17:00 <faux> Zzzz picard
17:00 <faux> Major zzzz
17:00 <TheRon> is this the way it's gonna be forever now
17:00 <Picard> im being serious
17:00 <Picard> why are the rules so different for men then women?
17:00 <faux> You've asked me about 35 times before 
18:00 <amsy> i slept so good last night
18:00 <couleurs> pics
18:00 <amsy> how u
18:00 <faux> I'm ok
18:00 <faux> Got my new washing machine today 
18:00 <amsy> awesome :)
18:00 <faux> Its huge I CNT even reach the bororn 
18:00 <faux> Ih
18:00 <amsy> LOL
18:00 <faux> BOTTOM
18:00 <Skirmish> What did you get? 
18:00 <faux> dad got me a Samsung one
19:00 <couleurs> PICS OF WASHING MACHINE ASAP
19:00 <faux> I love that it has no middle bit
19:00 <Picard> nice daddy
19:00 <Doodle> pics of you sitting on the washing machine asap
19:00 <faux> Its just a hugeeeeeeee empty drum
19:00 <faux> Its 8.5kg lmao
19:00 <faux> The fuck am I gonna do with hat 
19:00 <amsy> ooo samsung usually plays a cute little tune at the end of a cycle
19:00 <faux> I had a nap so I didn't hear
19:00 <Skirmish> You're going to do your neighbours washing too. 
19:00 <faux> But it purrs
19:00 <faux> Its so quiet
19:00 <faux> Lol
20:00 <couleurs> pics of Doodle's datsun with a trailer n washing machine on there asap
20:00 <Skirmish> Do you have enough clothes to only wash once a week? 
20:00 <Picard> i got the wife a new washing machine a couple weeks ago
20:00 <faux> I don't leaving it. a whole week
20:00 <TheRon> i let go of the biggest fart this morning when i woke up
20:00 <faux> 3-4 days
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <faux> Sheets I do weekly 
20:00 <Picard> we wash every day
21:00 <faux> Why
21:00 <faux> What a waste of water 
21:00 <faux> Do you not have clothes lok
21:00 <couleurs> Picard smells!!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <Doodle> they stink a lot
21:00 <Picard> becuse we dont like a laundry full of clothes
21:00 <amsy> if there are kids then ok
21:00 <Picard> 2 kids,2 adults
21:00 <amsy> yeah fair enough
22:00 <amsy> my mum did the washing every day when i lived at home
22:00 <amsy> she does it every second now lol
22:00 <Picard> school clothes, work clothes, after work/school clothes. towels,sheets etc
22:00 <Doodle> gimp suit
22:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ work clothes. LOL 
22:00 <Skirmish> LMAO Picard thinks he works. 
22:00 <faux> ooo also
22:00 <faux> Its silver
22:00 <faux> With a black lid
22:00 <faux> So fancy 
22:00 <Picard> unlike u Skirmish i do
23:00 <Doodle> hot
23:00 <Picard> full time centrelink worker who says "im studying" 
23:00 <TheRon> cheap wine and a three day growth
23:00 <faux> Dads like I can fit your sister in it
23:00 <faux> I'm like pls don't try
23:00 <Doodle> ol
23:00 <Doodle> l
23:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <faux> K soup time
24:00 <faux> Brb
24:00 <couleurs> age sex washing machine everyone?
24:00 <TheRon> quality out of a can soup?
24:00 <Doodle> 36/m/simpson
25:00 <Tisk> hi faux
25:00 <amsy> 30 f miele
25:00 <Tisk> :)
25:00 <Tisk> amsexy
25:00 <Tisk> :P
25:00 <amsy> hey chris
25:00 <couleurs> i wasn't serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <amsy> oh hehe
26:00 <Doodle> i was
26:00 <amsy> LIAR
26:00 <amsy> oh wait
26:00 <amsy> yeah .
26:00 <Doodle> O_o
26:00 <amsy> you were
26:00 <Picard> wooo hooo new zealand in 10 more sleeps
26:00 <amsy> dont mind me...
26:00 <couleurs> 13 m what's a washing machine
26:00 <TheRon> when the war is over got to get away
27:00 <faux> No OK I make my own theron
27:00 <couleurs> http://auspost.com.au/
27:00 <TheRon> good for you
27:00 <couleurs> lol @ that guy
27:00 <faux> s my d
27:00 <couleurs> F*CK Y*S gonna post a letter
28:00 <Tisk> faux
28:00 <Tisk> how r u
28:00 <amsy> lmao
28:00 <amsy> oh yeahhhhh
28:00 <Loof> i make my own cum
28:00 <Tisk> :/
28:00 <TheRon> loof you are special
29:00 <Tisk> weeds boring
29:00 <TheRon> could be never had it
29:00 <Tisk> good
29:00 <Picard> Loof is a waste of cum
30:00 <Tisk> hi Picard
30:00 <Picard> Tisk
30:00 <Picard> I wanna become an "off gridder" and live in the wilderness
30:00 <Tisk> kk
30:00 <Picard> like they do in alaska
31:00 <Tisk> i wanta chill
31:00 <Tisk> thatd be ok sorta living in forest
31:00 <Tisk> lols
31:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
31:00 <Picard> yeah
33:00 <Tisk> ppl think i am stupid
33:00 <Tisk> is ok
33:00 <Skirmish> lol he thinks he has work clothes 
33:00 <TheRon> stupid is what stupid does
33:00 <Tisk> means they dont talk to me
33:00 <Tisk> and waste my time
34:00 <Tisk> cbf
35:00 <TheRon> 1927 - if i could
35:00 <Tisk> omg
35:00 <Tisk> i want twice
36:00 <Tisk> once is not fun
36:00 <TheRon> beers?
36:00 <Tisk> talk about beauty that blows the mind
36:00 <Tisk> omg
37:00 <Picard> that was 15 minutes ago cretin, move on
37:00 <Tisk> oh kk
37:00 <Picard> no u Tisk, Skirmish
37:00 <TheRon> it's over at the scg
37:00 <Picard> score?
37:00 <Tisk> someone is so beautiful
38:00 <TheRon> 54 - 20
38:00 <TheRon> just about to be 30
38:00 <Picard> how did cartlon go
38:00 <TheRon> points
38:00 <TheRon> 20 odd points
39:00 <Tisk> if i didnt have to live id give my life to see them again
39:00 <TheRon> when i'm lost in a strange place, scared and alone, when i'm wishing for home, that's when i think of you
44:00 <TheRon> compulsory hero..........just try and make it home
48:00 <Nikky`> Anywho
48:00 <TheRon> how about them knicks
48:00 <Nikky`> How about them hey
49:00 <TheRon> they be terrible
49:00 <TheRon> wine?
49:00 <Nikky`> Yeah you do seem to whine a bit :P
49:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry
49:00 <Skirmish> how about those work clothes. LOL
52:00 <TheRon> under the milky way tonight
52:00 <Ana_Ng> the
52:00 <Ana_Ng> church
52:00 <TheRon> yes!
59:00 <TheRon> this guns for hire, even if we're just dancing in the dark
02:00 <TheRon> no you don't
03:00 <Nikky`> Take your cock and enjoy it TheRon
04:00 <TheRon> roasted
04:00 <Nikky`> lil bit of salt n pepper
05:00 <TheRon> it has to be seasoned
05:00 <Nikky`> of course
05:00 <Nikky`> Only way to eat a cock
06:00 <TheRon> tastes like chicken
06:00 <Nikky`> nomnom
08:00 <Nikky`> I have such terrible earache in my left ear :o(
09:00 <TheRon> gws are having a crack
10:00 <zaim> now my left ear hurts
10:00 <zaim> thanks Nikky`.
10:00 <zaim> thanks.
10:00 <zaim> :*
11:00 <Nikky`> Welcome my lovely one
11:00 <Nikky`> Its done out of love
11:00 <Nikky`> brb 
13:00 <TheRon> i'm all out of love
13:00 <TheRon> i'm so lost without you
17:00 <Nikky`> Back and washing all folded
17:00 <TheRon> good woman
19:00 <Nikky`> I know
21:00 <TheRon> turn around bright eyes
21:00 <Nikky`> What are you making me for dinner TheRon?
22:00 <TheRon> pie
22:00 <Nikky`> What kind of pie
22:00 <TheRon> angus
22:00 <Nikky`> Just pie?
22:00 <TheRon> chips
22:00 <Picard> obsessed much?
23:00 <TheRon> everybody likes pie
24:00 <Nikky`> I like pie, now n then
24:00 <TheRon> really
26:00 <TokenDaRing> hi Ana_Ng
26:00 <TheRon> nothing i can do a total eclipse of the hear
26:00 <TokenDaRing> hows the water balloons?
27:00 <Nikky`> Water balloons?
27:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!
29:00 <TokenDaRing> Nikky`: Ana_Ng uses water balloons as its breasts
30:00 <Nikky`> I see.. how ummm different 
30:00 <TokenDaRing> I guess living in Alaska you develop a few quirks
30:00 <TheRon> white pointers?
31:00 <Serenity> rofl
31:00 <Serenity> gag
33:00 <TheRon> it must've been love but it's over now
35:00 <TheRon> the chick from roxette has a bad back apparently so she just sits ate the piano at gigs
36:00 <nate> TheRon played her 2 hard
36:00 <nate> SNAPO!
36:00 <TheRon> i'm not the only one
39:00 <TheRon> i would do anything for love but i won't do that
40:00 <nate> anal?
41:00 <TheRon> hell no
41:00 <nate> boom!
41:00 <Mew> oh hey
41:00 <nate> warm kitten freshly out of the oven
42:00 <nate> Numnums!
42:00 <TheRon> nate wants anal
42:00 <Picard> so do i
42:00 <TheRon> i just won't
42:00 <Mew> you'd love it
42:00 <nate> im tired of begging!":_)
43:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t01uTnnhcw
43:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Inbetweeners - Jay Cartwright Views: 214,922   Uploader: FrankGallagher1982 Uploaded:  Feb 7, 2011 Duration: 6 Minutes 25 Seconds 
43:00 <nate> u like that show TheRon?
43:00 <TheRon> not seen it much
44:00 <TheRon> i would do anything for love but i won't do anal
45:00 <TheRon> thats the song isnt it?
46:00 <Mew> yep
49:00 <TheRon> now don't be sad because two out of three ain't bad
01:00 <AzzA> dont all wolf whistle at once ffs
03:00 <George> hey alll
03:00 <TokenDaRing> fuck you George
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <Serenity> poor georgia
04:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
04:00 <Serenity> he was probably just curious.
04:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
04:00 <Serenity> er george.
04:00 <TokenDaRing> well if he has a thin skin he wouldn't laste a day here
04:00 <TokenDaRing> last*
04:00 <AzzA> if it was georgia and you did that
04:00 <AzzA> id be totally devo'd
05:00 <TokenDaRing> AzzA: get laid
05:00 <TokenDaRing> now
05:00 <AzzA> georgia is a hot ass titties name
05:00 <Serenity> thats my 10 year old nieces name you stop that
05:00 <AzzA> wow coincidence
05:00 <AzzA> lol
05:00 <Serenity> i think thats why i typed it
05:00 <AzzA> i cant be at fault for anything there
05:00 <Serenity> cause i was just on the phone with lily, n she was telling me she was talking to georgia on the phone
06:00 <AzzA> well if she starts to talk to georgia and she isnt on the phone, or georgia isnt within 100m of lilly
06:00 <AzzA> then you can be worried
07:00 <AzzA> -l
07:00 <AzzA> before you correct me
07:00 <Serenity> wot
08:00 <AzzA> well you said she was oin the phone talking to georgia
09:00 <StrykerX> U drunk AzzA?
09:00 <Serenity> lol its ok i caught up
09:00 <AzzA> and i said, if it ever gets to a point where Lily is talking to georgia, and she isnt on the phone or within 10m of lily
09:00 <StrykerX> lol
09:00 <Serenity> georgia is in bunbury
10:00 <AzzA> and georgia isnt an imaginary friend :P
10:00 <AzzA> StrykerX....maybe
10:00 <Serenity> guess what im gonna buy
10:00 <Serenity> go on guess
10:00 <AzzA> i wasnt lying in sydney when i said i drank 25 cans of export
10:00 <AzzA> passion pop?
10:00 <Serenity> yesssssss
10:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <StrykerX> Dildo?
10:00 <Mew>  anal beads
10:00 <StrykerX> Oright
10:00 <Serenity> no i have a dildo and anal beads already
10:00 <AzzA> benoit balls :P
10:00 <Serenity> and them
11:00 <AzzA> pics of them in action or GTFO!
11:00 <Serenity> lol sif
11:00 <AzzA> fucking tease!
12:00 <AzzA> i'll wait til later after you have had 3 bottles of Pop
12:00 <AzzA> :P
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <Mew> the original 4 buck fuck
13:00 <Serenity> They're $7 now
13:00 <AzzA> 8%
14:00 <AzzA> or 12%
14:00 <Serenity> 12
15:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of cheap drunks
15:00 <StrykerX> Sup Picard
15:00 <Picard> lol@ cheap
16:00 <Serenity> i only drink pp cause i have to drink too much of anything else to get drunk
16:00 <Serenity> and im tight
16:00 <Picard> gelfiddich for me :P
16:00 <Picard> glenfiddich even
17:00 <Skirmish> LOL ... work clothes. 
17:00 <Picard> lol @ Skirmish not letting go of something from hours ago
18:00 <Picard> get back to the books lad, u need to study to keep the centrelink money coming in
18:00 <StrykerX> Have I missed something?
18:00 <StrykerX> :)
19:00 <Skirmish> Even if I was jobless Picard ... my mrs earns too much. I wouldn't get centrelink. 
19:00 <Picard> nuh StrykerX just the lame arse trolling from Skirmish
19:00 <Picard> lol @ the parasite who has to rely on his mrs to feed him
19:00 <Skirmish> I think you're the last person that can point the finger when it comes to lame ass trolling Picard. 
19:00 <StrykerX> And joblessness actually.
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <Picard> dude if u only had half a clue at what i do and what im worth :P
21:00 <British^Meat> lol what a sentance to come back on
21:00 <StrykerX> Newstart.. $500/fn
21:00 <British^Meat> Let us know Picard, let us know half of it mate
21:00 <Skirmish> It's irc. Everyone is a millionaire. 
21:00 <StrykerX> lolz
21:00 <British^Meat> (lol)
21:00 <British^Meat> can we make that a topic? coz thats gold
21:00 <AzzA> slap my arse and tweek my nipples.....we're going to have a good night tonight!!
22:00 <Picard> British^Meat we all know u have never had a job
22:00 <StrykerX> AzzA wants to be touched up by a man
22:00 <StrykerX> Perfect place to ask, all men here.
22:00 <Picard> StrykerX hook him up with TokenDaRing
23:00 <British^Meat> yer?
23:00 <Picard> <Skirmish> It's irc. Everyone is a millionaire. <---not everyone
23:00 <StrykerX> Why are you so homophobic, Picard?
23:00 <British^Meat> tell me what u know Picard
23:00 <Skirmish> I think token has developed a meth addiction. The conversation via pm we had the other night was very Pieter-esque. 
23:00 <AzzA> lolwut
23:00 <AzzA> i never said i wanted to be touched by anyone
24:00 <AzzA> it was a figure of speech
24:00 <AzzA> geez lets not jump to conclusions StrykerX
24:00 <Picard> British^Meat u have never once disclosed what you do, its either one of these two. you are unemplyed or you have some disgusting repetitive job you are ashamed of doing
24:00 <Skirmish> If you had money Picard ... you would have better things to be doing than sitting on irc like you do. 
24:00 <Picard> how so Skirmish?
24:00 <British^Meat> hah
24:00 <Skirmish> Exactly.
24:00 <British^Meat> and why should i?
24:00 <Skirmish> You have no idea. 
24:00 <Picard> why would i waste it?
25:00 <AzzA> yeah we returning humps!
25:00 <Skirmish> lol waste it. 
25:00 <British^Meat> i like how u think ive got something to prove on here
25:00 <Picard> well Skirmish?
25:00 <British^Meat> is that what youre trying to do? R u trying to prove something on here Picard?
25:00 <Nikky`> Yes we are AzzA
25:00 <Picard> why waste it on things i dont really need to make me happy?
25:00 <Skirmish> This makes you happy? 
26:00 <Skirmish> Being you, on irc, is what makes you happy? Oh dear ... 
26:00 <Picard> i waste enough on my hobbies 
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: it does, he thinks of us during the day and it makes him smile
26:00 <TokenDaRing> clearly he loves us
26:00 <Skirmish> See, the fact that you would say that you waste it on hobbies, goes to show you don't have a lot. 
26:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of people who hide what they do
26:00 <StrykerX> What do YOU do, Picard?
27:00 <StrykerX> You always "earn so much" etc etc
27:00 <Skirmish> What was his latest story? He drugs horses. 
27:00 <StrykerX> But not once have you revealed what you do
27:00 <TokenDaRing> he claims he runs an a/c business
27:00 <British^Meat> i just know that if i told dudes like picard what i did they'd either, A: not belive me, or B: claim its a losers job
28:00 <Skirmish> I think he has been sniffing the R12 for too long
28:00 <Picard> everyone knows what i do
28:00 <British^Meat> You're too easy to ready Pics
28:00 <Serenity> back from the bottle-o mm
28:00 <StrykerX> BM, toilet scrubber for the local council?
28:00 <Picard> its been no secret on here for years
28:00 <StrykerX> Picard, dole?
28:00 <TokenDaRing> hey someone has to clean the toilets
28:00 <Skirmish> Is it goon night for you too Serenity? 
28:00 <TokenDaRing> and if it pays ok, why not
28:00 <Serenity> close, passionpop
29:00 <Serenity> but i have some beam black cans too
29:00 <AzzA> t-minus 90 minutes and encounting until we have Serenity right where we want her
29:00 <British^Meat> no StrykerX, i dont scrub toilet, just replace that disinfectant block in the bottom of the urinals
29:00 <Picard> lol @ clean toilets
29:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: What you do doesn't define you, so long as you do something. 
29:00 <StrykerX> I have no issues with toilet cleaners
29:00 <StrykerX> I'm just chucking a possibility out there
29:00 <British^Meat> well, i know that Skirmish, and most other normal smart ppl know that
29:00 <British^Meat> but do u think mr AC man knows that?
29:00 <British^Meat> hah, no
30:00 <Serenity> you cant win on here its pathetic
30:00 <Serenity> dont have a job.. get given shit
30:00 <Serenity> have a job.. get given shit for what job it is
30:00 <Serenity> seriously fuck off
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: exactly
30:00 <British^Meat> indeed, the meat knows how it works
30:00 <StrykerX> Yup
30:00 <Skirmish> Picard isn't defined by what he does or doesn't do either. He is defined by his antics/actions on irc attempting to seduce young girls. He will forever be known for that. 
30:00 <TokenDaRing> people are not defined by their work or occupation
30:00 <Serenity> i wash dishes for my job
30:00 <Serenity> im still earning money
30:00 <Serenity> why does that make me bad
30:00 <StrykerX> Better than 2/3 of IRC
31:00 <Picard> seduce young girls lol bron was old enough
31:00 <StrykerX> Who don't even work
31:00 <Nikky`> I'm ok with ppl who don't work, if they cant, hate the ones who just want to bludge
31:00 <TokenDaRing> Nikky`: same
31:00 <Skirmish> That is how you will forever be defined Picard. Even if you did happen to be a millionaire. You're just a bald sleezy man. 
31:00 <Dugnuts> mmm nandos
31:00 <Dugnuts> so good
31:00 <Dugnuts> so very good
31:00 <TokenDaRing> after watching that Four Corners special on JSA's, the whole system is just setup to keep people out of work
32:00 <Nikky`> I want nandos
32:00 <Skirmish> I want Oporto. 
32:00 <Nikky`> I couldn't imagine not working
32:00 <Dugnuts> well sorry Nikky`
32:00 <Dugnuts> you missed out :P
32:00 <Nikky`> nearly 9 years at my job now
32:00 <StrykerX> Not working for a LEGIT reason is alright
32:00 <Nikky`> Well that is rude of you Dugnuts.. RUDE
32:00 <StrykerX> Dole bludgers, not.
33:00 <StrykerX> Legit includes those GENUINELY looking for work
33:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: the problem is, people want to think everyone on the Dole is a bludger
33:00 <TokenDaRing> when the majority hate it
33:00 <Nikky`> Or pop out a lot of kids to get more money from us poor tax payers
33:00 <StrykerX> Not those who "Just chuck in 10 jobs a fortnight mate, get me dole!"
33:00 <StrykerX> Those too, Nikky
33:00 <TokenDaRing> its just the JSA's keep fucking them around so they get their bonus from the government
33:00 <StrykerX> Pop out a kid once every 5 yrs 
33:00 <StrykerX> To keep their SPP
34:00 <Serenity> if you want a job the worst thing you can do is join a job agency
34:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Serenity
34:00 <AzzA> could be worse, everyone here could be the generation of kids coming through today that believe they are owed every
34:00 <TokenDaRing> they won't do shit to actually get you job that'll you can stay in
34:00 <TokenDaRing> at best, you'll get work for a month at most
34:00 <AzzA> yeah, if you dont want a job, job agencies the way to go
34:00 <Dugnuts> well i mentioned i was getting it before i went and got it
34:00 <TokenDaRing> if that
34:00 <Dugnuts> could have said something then :P\
34:00 <AzzA> sorry Serenity
34:00 <AzzA> re-itterating you again
34:00 <bonky> Dealt with centerlink once during uni.. never again. Completeled ignored my fortnightly earnings for nine months and hauled me over the coals for their administrative error.
35:00 <Nikky`> Well I didn't know Dugnuts, how can I say something when I had no idea? huh huh huh
35:00 <Serenity> lol azza
35:00 <Picard> lol 
35:00 <AzzA> Nikky`
35:00 <StrykerX> I remember when I got a job.. My JSA wanted me to sign a form to say they got it
35:00 <StrykerX> So they could claim the funding
35:00 <AzzA> you arent master in mind reading?
35:00 <Nikky`> Yes AzzA
35:00 <bonky> Rather sleep in my car than deal with them again
35:00 <Nikky`> Not yet, working on it
35:00 <AzzA> ok lets practice
35:00 <AzzA> what am i thinking?
35:00 <StrykerX> I'm like.. "What did you do to get me THIS job? NOTHING. Therefore, I'm signing NOTHING"
35:00 <AzzA> :P
35:00 <StrykerX> They refuse to work with me ever again heh
36:00 <Picard> thing is i know i will always have more then cretins like Skirmish and TokenDaRing and British^Meat therfore the opinions of such people will never bother me :P 
36:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: I have heard that is quite common. 
36:00 <StrykerX> It really is Skirmish
36:00 <Skirmish> Picard: you are pixels on a screen mate. What you have/don't have makes absolutely no difference to anyone ... no matter how hard you try. 
36:00 <StrykerX> I got the contact through a friend, went for an interview by train, got the job, borrowed $50 off my parents for fuel for work for the first week
36:00 <StrykerX> They did NOTHING
36:00 <Dugnuts> well i did mention it in here :P
36:00 <British^Meat> what do u mean more?
36:00 <British^Meat> more what?
36:00 <Dugnuts> not my fault you werent listening to me
36:00 <StrykerX> So why would I sign a form saying they got it for me.
37:00 <StrykerX> ?
37:00 <British^Meat> is that what defines u Picard? how much stuff u have?
37:00 <Picard> it must Skirmish you keep commenting and trying to get info on me :)
37:00 <Skirmish> Picard: That is the kind of self assuring shit that Pieter says. 
37:00 <Picard> again u comment :)
37:00 <StrykerX> There's a term for people like Picard
37:00 <Skirmish> Wannabe. 
37:00 <Picard> i must be a wrry to you
37:00 <Skirmish> Poser. 
37:00 <Nikky`> No AzzA. I won't do that.. tonight :P
37:00 <StrykerX> Aside from those 2 lol
38:00 <StrykerX> OH
38:00 <StrykerX> Materialistic!
38:00 <AzzA> i thought the break in transmission, you must have been channelling your inner medium :P
38:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: years ago, when I did my first degree, my JSA wanted me to sign something saying they helped me
38:00 <TokenDaRing> I told them to piss off because they did nothing at all
38:00 <StrykerX> lol
38:00 <StrykerX> No suprises there TokenDaRing 
39:00 <Picard> society nowdays doesnt encourage people to work
39:00 <AzzA> LOL Jared Waite, was 10 metres out from goal, and missed the goal by 30 metres and kicked it out on the full
39:00 <Nikky`> lol nah .. my steamed prawn dumplings were ready
39:00 <TokenDaRing> you know, the best thing about having Picard on ignore is that it makes no difference at all
39:00 <AzzA> why did you say he had a hard on for me the other day?
40:00 <AzzA> you didnt answer me
40:00 <Picard> lol @ TokenDaRing
40:00 <TokenDaRing> who what AzzA?
40:00 <Picard> that y everytime u join u pm me TokenDaRing
40:00 <bonky> I've worked with some while doing volunteer work.. they're not all bad. Although I think the best they can do really is to empower people with knowledge and confidence.
40:00 <AzzA> you said the other day that Picard has a hardon for me
40:00 <bonky> Once you are on the job train it's pretty hard to fall off, unless you have other underlying issues
40:00 <StrykerX> Cause you were singing Strawberry Kisses prob
41:00 <AzzA> its quite flattering, really Picard, but i like girls, im a hetrosexual male and im comfortable with that
41:00 <TokenDaRing> oh yeah
41:00 <StrykerX> I suspect Picard is in the closet with how severe his homophobia is.
41:00 <StrykerX> :/
41:00 <TokenDaRing> don't sing that song, it reminds Picard of Nikki Webster at the Olympics
41:00 <Serenity> my friend is studying full time, working in her own business part time and centrelink are forcing her to sign up for a JSA
41:00 <TokenDaRing> and he gets overexcited
41:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, sounds normal.
42:00 <StrykerX> They did that to me to
42:00 <AzzA> she nisnt on AUSTUDY then
42:00 <AzzA> she must be on newstart
42:00 <Picard> Serenity its a rort, the more they sign up the more government assistance they get
42:00 <AzzA> you get a little bit more a fortnight, not much, but you have to do the normal newstart requirements
42:00 <Serenity> id just like to know how shes meant to find time on top of getting her kids into daycare etc
42:00 <StrykerX> You guys DO know how JSA's work yer?
42:00 <AzzA> i said fuck that , pay me $30 less a fortnight
43:00 <Picard> StrykerX hardly
43:00 <AzzA> its not worth the hassle
43:00 <StrykerX> The higher stream you're in, the more they get for you getting work or study
43:00 <Serenity> ive never known anyone to get a proper job from a job angency
43:00 <AzzA> AUSTUDY ALL THE WAY
43:00 <StrykerX> So if they keep you unemployed for 1.5 yrs
43:00 <StrykerX> you get into Stream 4.
43:00 <StrykerX> Big bux
43:00 <Picard> ive had people sent to me from jsa's and usually they are useless, long term unemployed who dont want a job
43:00 <StrykerX> THEN they try to get you work.
43:00 <AzzA> if i was on ABSTUDY i wouldnt have to pay for my course, id get twice as much money, and i could get drunk an extra 4 nights a week
44:00 <Skirmish> lol Picard is making up stories again. 
44:00 <Serenity> keeping someone on unemplyment for 1.5 years is inacceptable
44:00 <Picard> if u are unemployed for 1.5 years u obviously dont want a job
44:00 <StrykerX> They do it though, Serenity
44:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: yeah
44:00 <StrykerX> Cause they can raise your stream
44:00 <StrykerX> And get more for you
44:00 <Serenity> rubbish
44:00 <bonky> Or you are simply not fit for employment, which can be due to a multitude of reasons
44:00 <Serenity> they earn more money
44:00 <StrykerX> Stream 4 is the highest level
44:00 <TokenDaRing> my mum worked in the system before it went private, then after it was made private
44:00 <TokenDaRing> and making it private was the worst thing they ever did
45:00 <Serenity> im going to remove panyts
45:00 <Serenity> brb
45:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing id have to agree with you on that
45:00 <TokenDaRing> like before, she'd be able to drive people to interviews, get them work clothing
45:00 <TokenDaRing> all that shit
45:00 <TokenDaRing> after it was made private, nope, it was all a numbers game
45:00 <TokenDaRing> just JSA's trying to milk it for what they could
45:00 <StrykerX> They won't do ANYTHING for you
45:00 <StrykerX> Till you're stream 4
45:00 <Picard> the unemployement figures are fudged anyway
45:00 <StrykerX> I asked for assistance getting a forklift licence back in the day.. Had a job lined up. Just needed the licence
45:00 <Picard> 6% my arse
45:00 <StrykerX> "No, your stream isn't funded enough"
46:00 <Picard> StrykerX why didnt u fund it yourself?
46:00 <Nikky`> This is why I will end up dying in my office chair and never leaving my job
46:00 <Nikky`> its too much effort
46:00 <Serenity> i dont quite get how you're defending that as a good system
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <StrykerX> $560/fn with rent taking up $410 of that
46:00 <Serenity> thats ourageous
46:00 <StrykerX> Not a chance Picard
47:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard thinks it is good because he read it was good in the Herald Sun
47:00 <Picard> moron where did i say it was good?
47:00 <Skirmish> The trick is to always be looking for work. I have found that it is easier to get another job, if you're already employed. I still look in case I can pick up something better. 
47:00 <Picard> what a dream job?
48:00 <StrykerX> Only a moron would quit their job before getting another
48:00 <under> couleurs: :(
48:00 <under> i'm sad
48:00 <Skirmish> indeed.com.au is a really good site along with seek. I don't like careerone. 
48:00 <TokenDaRing> careerone is a joke
48:00 <StrykerX> I like Seek
48:00 <TokenDaRing> and anyone who looks on Gumtree is scraping the bottom of the barrel
48:00 <Serenity> beams making me hot
48:00 <StrykerX> I found I got quite a few interviews off it when I was looking
48:00 <Nikky`> Well I can't leave my job for another year - sif leave before 10 years
48:00 <Skirmish> Gumtree is already for unskilled. 
48:00 <couleurs> hi under what happen
49:00 <under> couleurs: want to sell ps4
49:00 <bonky> Agreed on the always looking for other jobs. If I sat in the one place I would have hit numerous ceilings and become thoroughly discouraged and disinterested.
49:00 <couleurs> WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <Skirmish> A friend got $400 to go to Sydney and drive a guys car back to Newcastle for him. He had to pay for petrol out of the $400 but whatever was left was his. 
49:00 <TokenDaRing> I know a guy who gets work from gumtree, always gets fucked over
49:00 <StrykerX> Airtasker?
49:00 <TokenDaRing> some of it is legit but
49:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: Gumtree. 
49:00 <StrykerX> Oh right.
49:00 <TokenDaRing> the hospitality work on gumtree is dodgy as hell
49:00 <bonky> Also having a hobby that can bring in money is rather useful
49:00 <TokenDaRing> they always pay under award
49:00 <StrykerX> Airtasker is full of snooty fucks
49:00 <Picard> Skirmish that would be fuck all
50:00 <StrykerX> Who want shit for nothing
50:00 <TokenDaRing> always want you to work "free trials" for unskilled jobs
50:00 <StrykerX> Someone wanted something transported from Sydney to Melbourne
50:00 <couleurs> y sell 4
50:00 <StrykerX> Was willing to pay $50
50:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
50:00 <StrykerX> :/
50:00 <under> couleurs: i don't ever play ps4 :(
50:00 <Skirmish> What Picard? 
50:00 <StrykerX> 840km drive for $50?
50:00 <TokenDaRing> is Picard talking?
50:00 <Picard> $400 to drive the car back from sydney
50:00 <StrykerX> Was it stolen, Picard?
50:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm guessing it's something worthless that adds in no way to the conversation
50:00 <StrykerX> lol TokenDaRing 
51:00 <Picard> StrykerX im talking to Skirmish
51:00 <Skirmish> Untaxed easy money to drive a few hours? You've been licking the tip of your dick for too long picard. 
51:00 <bonky> I was paid to drive a car from Adelaide to Melbourne, but yes it was $500 cash in hand as opposed to being completely screwed over.
51:00 <Picard> few hours?
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: that's too flexible for Picard
51:00 <TokenDaRing> no way he can bend over that much flab
51:00 <Skirmish> Sydney to Newcastle is less than 2 hours. 
52:00 <StrykerX> That's pretty good value
52:00 <Skirmish> Who wants to take my odds that Picard is on google maps right now checking out the distance? 
52:00 <couleurs> get better internet under so we can FiFa 24/7
52:00 <Serenity> be like driving from perth to bunbury
52:00 <Picard> its close to 900ks
52:00 <under> couleurs: lol i have 2mb
52:00 <Skirmish> LOL Picard you clueless halfwit. 
52:00 <Picard> how is that good money?
52:00 <Skirmish> It's less than 250km
53:00 <Serenity> +3999999999999999+
53:00 <Serenity> oops
53:00 <Picard> from sydney to meld?
53:00 <couleurs> that sux
53:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Newie to Sydney ain't far at all
53:00 <Picard> melb?
53:00 <StrykerX> 900k's? Between Sydney and Newcastle?
53:00 <StrykerX> Are you retarded?
53:00 <TokenDaRing> it's 900ks from Brisbane to Sydney
53:00 <Skirmish> SYDNEY TO NEWCASTLE YOU BALD DICKHEAD.
53:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
53:00 <under> LOL
53:00 <Serenity> lollll
53:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
53:00 <Picard> oh i assumed  u were in melbourne
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard got distracted because he was looking up pics of Nikki Webster again
53:00 <Picard> in that case yeah its not bad money
54:00 <Skirmish> Just grap a sharpie and draw a line from the middle of your forehead over the top of your skull to the back of your head. The neck rolls look like foreskin. You can go to parties as a giant penis. 
54:00 <StrykerX> lolol
54:00 <TokenDaRing> oh god rofl
54:00 <StrykerX> LOL
54:00 <TokenDaRing> but Skirmish a penis doesn't dribble shit, just piss
54:00 <StrykerX> You've planted that idea in his mind now, Skirmish
55:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, he could say he fucked his bf
55:00 <StrykerX> Then rocked up
55:00 <StrykerX> Explains the shit
55:00 <TokenDaRing> HAHAHAHA
55:00 <TokenDaRing> oh god
55:00 <Serenity> my mate drives to gero and back every day for work which is like 1000km
55:00 <Picard> Skirmish for a bloke who says he has a job u are here a hell of a lot
55:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, your mate is nuts
55:00 <Serenity> big money
55:00 <StrykerX> That job must pay epic
55:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, thought so
55:00 <Picard> truck Serenity?
56:00 <Serenity> yeah well hes paid most of his mortgage off in 3 years so hes doing ok
56:00 <Serenity> yes picard logging truck
56:00 <StrykerX> Nice
56:00 <Picard> nice
56:00 <StrykerX> Oh, driving 1000km for work
56:00 <StrykerX> I thought you ment he drove that to get to/from work
56:00 <StrykerX> lol
56:00 <Serenity> OH rofl! no
56:00 <Picard> lol dickhead
56:00 <Serenity> probably the way i worded it
56:00 <Skirmish> Goon refill. 
56:00 <Fez> hi or something
56:00 <StrykerX> Fuck off, go jack off to Nikky Webster again Picard
57:00 <Serenity> hey fezticle
57:00 <Picard> angry much?
57:00 <StrykerX> The 12 yr old variant.
57:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: it only keeps him busy for 30 seconds though
57:00 <Fez> how are ya serenity?
57:00 <Serenity> pretty good fez, you?
57:00 <Picard> didnt get to bash the kid and mrs today StrykerX?
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard goes from floppy to ejaculation in under 30 seconds with Nikki Webster
57:00 <StrykerX> Don't have a mrs mate
58:00 <Picard> she got sick of the beating?
58:00 <StrykerX> So you fail
58:00 <Serenity> picard too far dude
58:00 <Serenity> dont bring his kid into it
58:00 <Fez> doin well. ta.
58:00 <Picard> :P
58:00 <Serenity> no its not funny
58:00 <Serenity> his little boy is more than well looked after
58:00 <Serenity> leave him alone
58:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard is oddly fixated on kids
58:00 <TokenDaRing> tbh
58:00 <StrykerX> He really is
58:00 <StrykerX> I find it disturbing
58:00 <TokenDaRing> whenever he goes off at someone here, he goes on about their kids
58:00 <Nikky`> Yeah Picard..seeing as you turn into a total cunt when ppl bring your kids into it.. stop being a dick
58:00 <Picard> is that why he lives with his mother
58:00 <bonky> Isn't nikki webster like old and a mother now?
59:00 <TokenDaRing> bonky: yeah
59:00 <Picard> bonky id say so
59:00 <StrykerX> bonky, yes.
59:00 <bonky> Time is truly ruthless
00:00 <Picard> if im ignored TokenDaRing why are u still msging me?
00:00 <Serenity> you can still message someone if they are ignored
00:00 <Serenity> makes it doubly funny
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: :)
00:00 <StrykerX> Picard
00:00 <Picard> yes quoting things im saying, sure sure
00:00 <StrykerX> Noticing me 
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: its not like I really need a reply from Picard
01:00 <bonky> Reminds me of twitter.. always feel like half a conversation
01:00 <StrykerX> You retarded kiddy fiddler
01:00 <TokenDaRing> it's pretty much just the same impotent rage as always
01:00 <British^Meat> Picard really is the worst kind of user :)
01:00 <Picard> carefull StrykerX
01:00 <British^Meat> he loves it
01:00 <StrykerX> Man up Picard
01:00 <StrykerX> Say it here
01:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: he loves us
01:00 <StrykerX>  -Picard- im sure his mother takes gret care of him, unlike his dead beat dad :)
01:00 <TokenDaRing> we make him smile
01:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/744A3E59-EC3A-4A2F-95D8-D296B733BAA4_zpsvsijhjjh.jpg    <---- Half full of goon, topped up with orange juice. 
02:00 <Picard> keep up StrykerX tht was 10 minutes ago
02:00 <StrykerX> Neg
03:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing u do realise i am just closing the window when u msg me
03:00 <Serenity> StrykerX has his kid all the time wtf lol
03:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/zoidberg_zpsz2nr4ykd.png    <------- Part of that song makes me laugh far too much. 
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: Picard is an expert on StrykerX's life
03:00 <TokenDaRing> its a bit concerning
03:00 <Picard> every second weekend he told me
03:00 <StrykerX> Picard, do you still expose yourself on MSN/Skype to underage teens?
03:00 <TokenDaRing> he's obv. put in a lot of effort and time stalking him
03:00 <StrykerX> :/
03:00 <Serenity> why would he tell you anthing
03:00 <Serenity> anything
04:00 <StrykerX> There's photo evidence of it too
04:00 <TokenDaRing> I think Picard is way too fixated on StrykerX's child
04:00 <StrykerX> He is
04:00 <TokenDaRing> a restraining order is probably the best choice of action
04:00 <StrykerX> He's lucky he's not local.. Accidents would happen if he were.
04:00 <Serenity> i dont mind you slagging each other out but i have a real problem with a little boy who is too young to even defend himself being used
04:00 <Skirmish> lol as if Picard is anything to worry about. 
04:00 <StrykerX> No time for old pedos
04:00 <Serenity> to try and make someone look bad
05:00 <Picard> photo evidence hey? 
06:00 <Picard> bron wasnt a teen lol
06:00 <Picard> lol @ accidents
06:00 <Picard> what would a cretin like u be able to do?
06:00 <Fez> its all just hearsay
06:00 <StrykerX> That wasn't bron
06:00 <Picard> bron saw my cock, big deal
06:00 <Fez> 'my cocks bigger than yours' kinda bulkshit
07:00 <Picard> Fez these losers just cant let go, they are obsessed with me
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Fez: he showed his cock to a girl on MSN
07:00 <TokenDaRing> who screenshotted it
07:00 <Picard> thats old news
07:00 <StrykerX> She laughed him out of town
07:00 <Serenity> if theyre obsessed with you then youre obsessed with them
07:00 <Fez> so?
07:00 <Serenity> she as alegidly (sp) under sage
08:00 <Fez> if its that bad call tge police
08:00 <Serenity> age
08:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard is the kind of guy who flashes himself to women walking their dogs and gets off over it
08:00 <Picard> Serenity im not the one starting shit, yes i will react as its in my nature to defend myself
08:00 <Serenity> yeah cool picard, start shit with them
08:00 <Serenity> leave kids out of it
08:00 <Picard> can u translate that Serenity
08:00 <Fez> you all start on each other
08:00 <Serenity> makes perfect sense
08:00 <StrykerX> Picard needs it in simpleton English, Serenity.
08:00 <Picard> <@Serenity> she as alegidly (sp) under sage   <--- really?
08:00 <Fez> like who gives a shit?
09:00 <Serenity> oh god now hes gonna pretend he cant read
09:00 <Skirmish> Picard, the Freestylers have a message for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIB7TEDZtDk
09:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Freestylers - Get A Life (2004) Official videoclip    Uploader: Draadloosstroom Uploaded: Published on Aug 20, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 43 Seconds 
09:00 <Serenity> its simple really leave StrykerXs kid out of t
09:00 <Serenity> it
09:00 <Picard> how does that make perfect sense?
09:00 <Serenity> and i wont have to treat you all like 12 year olds
09:00 <faux> Sez
09:00 <Serenity> fowze
09:00 <faux> How do you set user to an access level
10:00 <faux> Is it setuser nick lvl 83373
10:00 <faux> Is it lvl?
10:00 <faux> Lol
10:00 <faux> Or did in make that up
10:00 <Serenity> /chanop setuser #channel name level 23423412345
10:00 <faux> Oh rofl
10:00 <faux> I ful abbreviated 
10:00 <faux> OK ty
10:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <fawks> phew
11:00 <fawks> fawks wasnt registered
11:00 <Serenity> my new couch is comfy i want to sleep on it right no
11:00 <Serenity> w
11:00 <fawks> pics
11:00 <Serenity> fb
11:00 <fawks> i love comfyy lounges
11:00 <Serenity> it has a chaise
11:00 <fawks> oo fancy
11:00 <fawks> my uncle bought the most amazing set buttttt its so low
11:00 <fawks> i hate low.
12:00 <Serenity> yeah this is lower than our old one
12:00 <fawks> fuck you changeyour name so much on fb i ne ver know what to search 
12:00 <fawks> fffffffffffffffffffff
12:00 <Fez> is it brown?
12:00 <Serenity> rofl ive change it like.. 5 times ever..
12:00 <StrykerX> "5 times ever.. this month"
12:00 <StrykerX> Sounds accurate.
12:00 <Serenity> apparently its 'coffee' fez.. i dunno though
13:00 <fawks> oo fun
13:00 <Serenity> StrykerX you can only change your name every 60 days shut up
13:00 <fawks> it looks more grey
13:00 <fawks> in the piccy
13:00 <Fez> so brown then
13:00 <StrykerX> x0x
13:00 <fawks> maybe its the light
13:00 <bonky> You need to lay back on the couch and say 'How's the serenity?'.. no really
13:00 <Serenity> yeah id say grey
13:00 <Fez> chocolate?
13:00 <Fez> oh
13:00 <fawks> looks comfy as
13:00 <Serenity> dark grey
13:00 <fawks> also sick arm rest for coffee cup
13:00 <fawks> lol
13:00 <Picard> fuck off TokenDaRing setting off my highlight
13:00 <Serenity> right!
13:00 <Serenity> flat iz
13:00 <fawks> i love writing on those couches
13:00 <Fez> its only a couch if u can stretch out on it
13:00 <fawks> wiht my finger
13:00 <fawks> obv
14:00 <Serenity> lol i was sowing ant how to draw pics on it
14:00 <fawks> haha
14:00 <Serenity> showing*
14:00 <Serenity> two people can lay outon this fez
14:00 <couleurs> Picard smells!!!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <Fez> oh f yea
14:00 <Fez> christen it
14:00 <fawks> um
15:00 <fawks> im so short i cant reach the bottom of my washing machine
15:00 <fawks> :'(
15:00 <fawks> i had to use tongs
15:00 <Serenity> lolll
15:00 <fawks> LOL
15:00 <Picard> lol
15:00 <Picard> dont fall in
15:00 <Skeleton> evening
15:00 <fawks> lo
15:00 <fawks> l
15:00 <fawks> :(
15:00 <fawks> its v annoying
15:00 <Serenity> hi saemon
15:00 <bonky> Heh I once drew dicks on my aunt and uncle's very fancy couch and the parents assembled with great concern over who's child or children did it. I think I was about fifteen at the time.
15:00 <fawks> lol bonky
16:00 <Picard> there was a pic on facebook a few weeks ago of a short chic in the waching machine
16:00 <Skeleton> lol
16:00 <TokenDaRing> http://www.livescience.com/19563-homophobia-hidden-homosexuals.html
16:00 <fawks> did they turn it on
16:00 <fawks> :D
16:00 <Serenity> LOL
16:00 <Serenity> god im good
16:00 <Picard> nuh she was just half in the machine with her feet off the ground
16:00 <fawks> ohh
16:00 <fawks> llo
16:00 <fawks> i seriously could do that
16:00 <fawks> its so deep
17:00 <fawks> and has no midde thingy
17:00 <fawks> midde
17:00 <fawks> UH
17:00 <fawks> MIDDLE
17:00 <bonky> Tongs to operate a washing machine?
17:00 <fawks> no just to remove the clothing at the bottom
17:00 <Serenity> i had a meatball sub for dinner
17:00 <bonky> Andre the giant was right.. big people and little people get stiffed
17:00 <Serenity> every time i burp i can taste it
18:00 <fawks> i get excited when my litte sister steps on my feet to get taller
18:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_WWhYBPMJc   <--- Tis very gewd. 
18:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Freestylers - Don't Stop Views: 22,891   Uploader: SiRuQ Uploaded:  Feb 6, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 44 Seconds 
18:00 <Serenity> awwwww
18:00 <fawks> im like yay im taller than someone!
18:00 <fawks> shes two and a half.
18:00 <fawks> LOL
18:00 <Serenity> lily is nearly as tall as me
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
18:00 <Serenity> shes above my shoulders now
18:00 <Skirmish> Hai Kate. 
18:00 <fawks> wahhh giant children
18:00 <fawks> k8m8
18:00 <StrykerX> How tall are you fawks?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai :D
18:00 <Picard> faux i found it
18:00 <fawks> 156cm
18:00 <Picard> will upload
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup peeps?
18:00 <StrykerX> Nawww
18:00 <fawks> oies
18:00 <StrykerX> Little
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww a lil cutie :P
18:00 <Serenity> you're about 5 cm taller than lily fawks
19:00 <fawks> lol
19:00 <fawks> :(
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <Skirmish> Ethan is 14yo and 6 foot tall. There is no way I am going to stay taller than him. Next growth spurt I am gone.
19:00 <fawks> ive only grown 105cm since birth
19:00 <fawks> how depressing
19:00 <fawks> LOL
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
19:00 <Serenity> hahhahah
19:00 <fawks> it has its perks
19:00 <fawks> but when people lean on your head
19:00 <Serenity> id rather be short
19:00 <fawks> im like die.
19:00 <Serenity> tall bitches are weird
19:00 <StrykerX> True, it does have its perks
20:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
20:00 <fawks> hush
20:00 <StrykerX> Walking headjob :')
20:00 <Serenity> >.>
20:00 <fawks> lol
20:00 <fawks> jerks
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <bonky> Well you can still join the police force.. last I head they removed all height restrictions
20:00 <Dugnuts> ive only ever kissed one girl who was taller tahn me
20:00 <Dugnuts> and it was weiiiird
20:00 <Picard> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=cmaag&s=8    <--- faux doing the washing
20:00 <Skirmish> K is 5 foot 5. I love short chicks. 
20:00 <StrykerX> Oh fawks, I've got something to show you
20:00 <fawks> my cousin is so tall when she stands next to me she eans on my head
20:00 <Dugnuts> im 6ft tall, not exactly short
20:00 <bonky> I wondered why some really really tiny police women were showing up on the street
20:00 <Serenity> all the girls ive kissed have been taller than me
20:00 <Dugnuts> so yeah
20:00 <Dugnuts> weird
20:00 <Dugnuts> heh
20:00 <fawks> LOL picard
20:00 <fawks> that is me irl
20:00 <Serenity> oh no thats a lie
20:00 <Dugnuts> thats ok, you are a girl, so you are used to looking up
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've only ever gone out with guys taller than me
21:00 <fawks> i wanna meet amsy so i can sit in her lap
21:00 <Picard> she has small feet :P
21:00 <fawks> shes 6ft
21:00 <Serenity> amsy is a giant
21:00 <bonky> I don't mind taller girls, but prefer slightly shorter, two three inches etc
21:00 <fawks> ehehe
21:00 <Fez> hi kate01, bye kate01
21:00 <StrykerX> I can't find it
21:00 <Serenity> but ill forgive her because she doesnt like will feral
21:00 <StrykerX> Right, bbe
21:00 <StrykerX> Bbs
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai fez
21:00 <Dugnuts> yah
21:00 <Picard> over it yet????????
21:00 <fawks> i would spoon her to death
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
22:00 <bonky> First girlfriend was 4'11" and it was just completely awkward in so many ways
22:00 <fawks> ol
22:00 <Serenity> thats how tall my 10 year old is
22:00 <Serenity> i think
22:00 <fawks> isnt that dwarfspec
22:00 <fawks> for adults
22:00 <fawks> lol
22:00 <fawks> i think i just make the cut
22:00 <bonky> It's like having a child underfoot, constantly
22:00 <Serenity> mt ex's mum is 1/2 an inch off 5 ft
22:00 <Serenity> my
22:00 <Serenity> but all her siblings are 6ft+
22:00 <fawks> its funny when i see short actresses and stuff im like LOL MIDGET and then i google their height and im like 2cm shorter
22:00 <fawks> die.
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <fawks> lol amy poehler i think
23:00 <fawks> oh shes 157
23:00 <fawks> 1cm talle than me
23:00 <fawks> bitch
23:00 <Serenity> im 169
23:00 <fawks> thats a nice height
23:00 <Immutable> :/
23:00 <fawks> its not too short or too tall
23:00 <Serenity> 5'5
24:00 <Serenity> 'average' apparently
24:00 <fawks> im 156
24:00 <fawks> cm
24:00 <fawks> and kg
24:00 <bonky> Congratulateions!.. You're average.
24:00 <Serenity> i have hell short legs though
24:00 <fawks>  aww
24:00 <fawks> my neighbours dog is scratching at my door to come in
24:00 <Serenity> i was on the treadmill at mums once
24:00 <bonky> Good excuse for heels I guess?
24:00 <Serenity> and she was losing it laughing at me
24:00 <Nikky`> I'm only 5'2
25:00 <fawks> fuk u nikky
25:00 <Serenity> n shes like.. omg.. i never realised just how short your legs really are
25:00 <Serenity> cunt
25:00 <fawks> lmao sez
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: can't hear you old mate, speak a bit louder?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'mlike 5'8  - 5'9
25:00 <fawks> now im having hilarious images
25:00 <Nikky`> What what
25:00 <Skirmish> Aubrey Plaza *sploog*
25:00 <fawks> youre taller than me nikkybix
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lo @ serenity's mum 
25:00 <Nikky`> oh..only a smidge tho
25:00 <Dugnuts> im 183
25:00 <Immutable> yeah I like girls at 5'9"
25:00 <Dugnuts> woo
25:00 <bonky> At least you're in the same ballpark fawks
26:00 <Dugnuts> yeah thats a good height
26:00 <Dugnuts> they can lean against your shoulder nicely when dancing
26:00 <Serenity> i headbutt ShadowLurker's chest if we dance
26:00 <Serenity> haha
26:00 <Dugnuts> and when they wear big heels they are the same height, so you look great going out
26:00 <Picard> 169 is more then 5'5 isnt it?
26:00 <Skirmish> need to git on tha lappy
26:00 <Serenity> no
27:00 <Serenity> 169 is liek 5 feet 5.78somethinsomething inches
28:00 <Serenity> so maybe 5'6 on a tall day
28:00 <bonky> I dated a 6'2" girl for a while and she always insisted on wearing heels.. we were almost perfect until the shoes came out.. then it was awks
28:00 <fawks> lolll
28:00 <bonky> Not small heels either, a good four inches
28:00 <fawks> its like my uncle and his mrs
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <fawks> shes slightly taller when she wears heels
28:00 <fawks> he hates it
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> how tall are you bonky?
29:00 <fawks> hes such a macho man too so im guessin he feels emasculated,,,,,,,,,,, is that how you spell it
29:00 <fawks> it is now
29:00 <Serenity> we'll go with yes
29:00 <fawks> lol
29:00 <fawks> theres some doof doof event going on near my house
29:00 <fawks> sounds like they have an MC and everything
29:00 <fawks> all i hear is 
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <fawks> MAKE SOME NOIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ
30:00 <fawks> and doof doof doof
30:00 <Serenity> rofl
30:00 <Serenity> maybe its chris
30:00 <fawks> skirmish ive been meanin to ask you
30:00 <Skirmish> Yis? 
30:00 <fawks> your host thingy, is it suposed to be beep bep
30:00 <fawks> cos it pisses me off so much
30:00 <fawks> ol
30:00 <fawks> +l
30:00 <Skirmish> Yes, beep bep.
30:00 <fawks> die
30:00 <fawks> what is bep
30:00 <bonky> I'm 6'1 or about 186cm kate
31:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18YLzyK-Kbs
31:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Beep Bep? Views: 824,928   Uploader: birgirpall Uploaded: Published on Apr 3, 2012 Duration: 3 Minutes 30 Seconds 
31:00 <bonky> No way in hell I was going to be cracking out heels to challenge a 6'6" giant for who walks better on stilts
32:00 <Skirmish> Evening Liinda
32:00 <Liinda> heya Skirmish =) how are you
32:00 <Picard> Liinda
32:00 <Liinda> Pircado
32:00 <Liinda> oops
32:00 <Skirmish> Drinking goon. Serenity is a terrible influence. 
32:00 <Liinda> Picardo
32:00 <Picard> how are u 
33:00 <Liinda> Im good ister hows u
33:00 <Picard> im great thanks
33:00 <bonky> What is good comprised of?.. I am familiar with the bags but not necessarily the contents
33:00 <fawks> WHAT IS THIS
33:00 <bonky> goon*
33:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1975067_10155404736200363_6251068350221149706_n.jpg?oh=cee57683940b4bead91320d8af77b02a&oe=559DD8BD&__gda__=1436981378_3769b1dec15e16e7874359957498b124
33:00 <fawks> I NEED IT
33:00 <fawks> https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11102698_10155404736255363_5534352654920215493_n.jpg?oh=4b507b6a9dcc0598bc23897e324a1800&oe=55A12FED
33:00 <fawks> yum.
33:00 <Skirmish> Looks like a giant taco
34:00 <Liinda> omg yum
34:00 <Serenity> my god
34:00 <Serenity> yum
34:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got about 89084678 cupcakes
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you want on
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> e
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> or 898793
34:00 <fawks> nnnnnno
34:00 <fawks> i want a giant taco
34:00 <Liinda> couleurs!!!!!!!!! where u been :(
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum!
35:00 <Serenity> i have jim beam and passionpop
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> I want
35:00 <Serenity> thats all i can offer
35:00 <bonky> Can you transmit a couple over irc?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup!
35:00 <couleurs> bit busy...
35:00 <Liinda> i m eating sweet and salty popcorn
35:00 <bonky> No viruses thanks, just cupcakes
35:00 <Liinda> thats okies couleurs, as long as ur not sick or anything =)
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ive got a slab of rum + coke lol - yay for mum visiting. I get to be a complete bogan 
36:00 <couleurs> n u?
36:00 <Serenity> rum is yuck
36:00 <couleurs> i want sweet and salty popcorn 
36:00 <fawks> slab of cum
36:00 <bonky> Keepin it classy.. aussie style
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
36:00 <Serenity> my friend keeps sending me sexy pics of her boobs
36:00 <Serenity> bitch
36:00 <Liinda> lol
36:00 <couleurs> cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37:00 <bonky> Wish my friends did that
37:00 <Liinda> my friends has shit tits
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've just taken my sexy pink one off… next time serenity :P
37:00 <Liinda> *have
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol ! bonku
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> y
37:00 <Serenity> everyone shows me their bits
37:00 <Serenity> its great
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you ask yo' friends for cock pics bonky, then forward them on?
37:00 <bonky> For review and appraisal?.. or just for the hell of it?
37:00 <Serenity> probably cause they know im a pervert
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Serenity> my the one doing it now is doing it cuase she knows i love boobies.. more specifically hers
38:00 <Serenity> my = but
38:00 <Immutable> I need to get more friends
38:00 <Dugnuts> oh damn
38:00 <bonky> Yeah I don't think I really want to be the proxy service cock pic administrator
38:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa ?
38:00 <Liinda> lol she is obviously enjoying teasing you
38:00 <Nikky`> But we want you to bonky
38:00 <Nikky`> Do it for us girls
38:00 <Serenity> yeah she does Liinda
39:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <Liinda> hahaha
39:00 <Serenity> cant sya i mind
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww wgy not bonky?
40:00 <Liinda> lol its a win-win situation
40:00 <Serenity> lol ants asking me what my bourbon tastes like
40:00 <Skirmish> The pink one! *shudders*
40:00 <Immutable> why would a guy send a cock pic?
41:00 <Skirmish> I need a towel. 
41:00 <Serenity> why not?
41:00 <bonky> More importantly, why would anybody want to look at a penis?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <bonky> It looks like some kind of extinct deep sea fish.. with hair on it
41:00 <Immutable> yeah bonks
41:00 <Serenity> hahahah
41:00 <Serenity> like a vagina is any better
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought it MAY work with males
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity's friend….. sends boob pics
41:00 <Skirmish> I agree that looking at vaginas is pretty ordinary. 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not guys - gawd *rolls eyes*
42:00 <Serenity> what prudes
42:00 <Liinda> Penis pics are nice
42:00 <Serenity> they guys here are such prudes
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah some cocks are noice
42:00 <Liinda> yups
42:00 <bonky> This place is starting to feel like a hen's night
42:00 <Tisk> lols
42:00 <Liinda> as long as they dont look lke they just did push ups and threw up, they look good
42:00 <Immutable> eventually it will turn bad
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> they are serenity - unless you put out…. then it's cock galore 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> *pole dances*
43:00 <Liinda> lo
43:00 <Liinda> l
43:00 <Serenity> im willing to put out
43:00 <Serenity> so the girls can get dick pics
43:00 <faux> Do you guys have like one dick that you saw that like opened up the heavens and caused a light to shine down on it
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> woot!
43:00 <faux> Idk if that sentence makes sense
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <faux> But that's only happened to me once
43:00 <Serenity> i do faux.. i do
43:00 <faux> I was likw
43:00 <faux> What.
43:00 <faux> What is this.
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, a few fauxy
43:00 <Liinda> with the heavenly OOOOHHHH sound
43:00 <Liinda> Yeah
43:00 <faux> yeah his cock was perfection 
43:00 <Liinda> and then NOM
43:00 <faux> I was like wtf
43:00 <faux> I wanted to make a moukd
44:00 <faux> Mould
44:00 <Serenity> lolll
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's more what the dude can do + a noice cock
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> SAME
44:00 <Picard> a mould of what
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock
44:00 <bonky> The perfect penis.
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> an erect cock
44:00 <Serenity> http://41.media.tumblr.com/99bdcafde42a4c4b36a5394a231c5466/tumblr_njf69cB2JR1qb24rno6_400.jpg
44:00 <faux> I didn't even care if he couldn't use it
44:00 <faux> It was just perf to stare at
44:00 <Skirmish> I don't see why Kate can't let the ladies out to roam. 
44:00 <Picard> oh fuck, sorry i asked
44:00 <Immutable> mine is like 2 inches long
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> you've already seen em skirmish
45:00 <Skirmish> I think people would stop trying to give me such a hard time if they saw how magnificent Kate's baps are. 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <bonky> baps?
45:00 <under> Serenity: please mark NSFW links next time, thank you
45:00 <Serenity> http://40.media.tumblr.com/aaa474aea0a8cf140e23319cd51f988d/tumblr_nlznnhe65P1qmzrizo1_1280.jpg - heisenberg?? is that you??
45:00 <Skirmish> lol fuck off under
46:00 <Picard> thats a nice looking cock Serenity
46:00 <Liinda> that cock looks heavy and nice
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
46:00 <Liinda> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ heavy
46:00 <under> ;-(
46:00 <faux> lmao
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> me: is ya cock heavy dude
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> guy - yeah
46:00 <faux> Pls mark nsfw
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> me: fuckin' awesome
46:00 <Serenity> http://41.media.tumblr.com/f76ce497423a6e38ace4aed9c7ba9276/tumblr_nc73bjMTTl1twrg0wo6_250.jpg this looks like the dick i put on fauxs pic once
46:00 <Liinda> LOL kat
46:00 <faux> LOL
46:00 <faux> That pic
46:00 <Serenity> was so good
47:00 <Liinda> nice
47:00 <faux> I'd share in here if some peoole weren't jerks
47:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
47:00 <Picard> thats not a nice cock
47:00 <Serenity> show to kate n linda in private
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> check the girth on that fucker
47:00 <faux> But it'd be all over the net in 3.5
47:00 <Dugnuts> so serenity has moved onto cocks now huh
47:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
47:00 <faux> She's bi lingual
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> they are dug!
47:00 <Liinda> gotta care n share both
47:00 <Skirmish> lol Dugnuts finds it interesting when cock pics get linked. Who'd have thought! 
48:00 <Serenity> http://41.media.tumblr.com/031bc9ad6199dbf10a6f9cdc374af3ce/tumblr_nffgyjZJd41s82nhoo1_500.jpg
48:00 <Liinda> its good for guys to compare
48:00 <Dugnuts> just interesting how she likes to switch things up buddy
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you like cock dug?
48:00 <bonky> I'm not googling wang when the government is about to start accumulating our metadata for 2 years
48:00 <Dugnuts> i like mine
48:00 <Serenity> kate asked for cock
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO!
48:00 <Serenity> im giving her cock
48:00 <faux> Yuck man
48:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
48:00 <Dugnuts> ok
48:00 <faux> That's too big
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity you're the best!
48:00 <Dugnuts> nm then
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> <3
48:00 <faux> Its as tall as me
48:00 <Liinda> holy fuck
48:00 <faux> It'd come out of my mouth 
48:00 <Liinda> thats a nice one
48:00 <Serenity> http://40.media.tumblr.com/358a12618abc42bf3511e2ac939afeb1/tumblr_nadps1rCga1sbrpr7o1_1280.jpg
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> you like your cock dug, can you give us some measurements?
48:00 <Serenity> SOMEONE STOP HIM HES SMOTHERING THAT SMALL CHILD
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <bonky> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd….!
49:00 <faux> Gross
49:00 <faux> None of these peens are nice
49:00 <Dugnuts> 7 inches
49:00 <faux> The heavens are still closed
49:00 <Liinda> lol magnum
49:00 <Dugnuts> dunno circumference or diameter
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and what's the girth on that monster dug
49:00 <Dugnuts> never measured
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
49:00 <Dugnuts> but its in proportion
49:00 <faux> Lynx can?
49:00 <faux> Impulse?
49:00 <Dugnuts> not a skinny one or a choad
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
49:00 <faux> Bic pen?
50:00 <faux> Skewer.
50:00 <Serenity> http://33.media.tumblr.com/cf7252193a45ff8000d4503245fd174d/tumblr_nc9jhyb3GV1tjpby9o1_250.gif
50:00 <Serenity> :)))
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> "medium sized" eh
50:00 <Dugnuts> well
50:00 <Dugnuts> i guess
50:00 <Serenity> im not a good judgement of dicks tbh
50:00 <faux> BOIOIOIING
50:00 <Serenity> i dont like to look at hhem
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo lah lajh
50:00 <Dugnuts> the average is 5.7 inches or something
50:00 <Serenity> them
50:00 <Dugnuts> so its a little above average
50:00 <faux> Lmao
50:00 <Dugnuts> so im a bit above average in height
50:00 <Dugnuts> some down there
50:00 <Dugnuts> nothing to write home about
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> 20 cm dick….
50:00 <Dugnuts> i couldnt be a porn star or anything
50:00 <Dugnuts> but girls have never complained
51:00 <faux> 7 inches is not 20cm
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sorry 8 inches
51:00 <bonky> I'm pretty much a hand length
51:00 <Dugnuts> most people are
51:00 <Liinda> i slept with a guy once, and his cock, no lie, was smaller than my pinky finger
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you have big hands
51:00 <Dugnuts> its about from the base of your palm to the tip of your middle finger
51:00 <faux> Was it Picard linda
51:00 <Dugnuts> thats usually a pretty accurate measure
51:00 <Skirmish> I love Robyn in the song 'Going Kindergarden' but she doesn't sound like that with her other work. 
51:00 <Skirmish> Makes me sad. 
51:00 <bonky> Average I think.. I'm mostly average
51:00 <Liinda> Nah not Picard
51:00 <faux> Phew
51:00 <Picard> oi
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is no correlation between hand length and cock size
51:00 <faux> Lolll
52:00 <Picard> faux u biatch 
52:00 <Serenity> http://40.media.tumblr.com/c5b8f055d2a043c57d30eb5f7cbf813b/tumblr_ni7iq2P8Gt1tmngfco2_500.jpg
52:00 <faux> :D
52:00 <Serenity> :|
52:00 <faux> Pls
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i winced 
52:00 <bonky> There is for me, wrist to fingertip is the same as my wizzer
52:00 <Immutable> what in the hell would you do with a penis that big?
52:00 <faux> Lol wizzer
52:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing has shut up
52:00 <Liinda> have u got small or big hands bonky
53:00 <Skirmish> I swear this one time with Kate ... I felt her spine when I was balls deep.
53:00 <Dugnuts> heh, i have a friend with a huge one
53:00 <Dugnuts> he complains all the time
53:00 <bonky> Average as far as I know
53:00 <Dugnuts> he never gets anal
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish
53:00 <Liinda> Yeah i had a mate with a shlong too, said it was bad
53:00 <Dugnuts> and he has to be careful or he hurts the girls
53:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: He complains you never take it all in your mouth? 
53:00 <faux> lol 
53:00 <Immutable> wouldn't black chicks have like bigger vaginas?
53:00 <Liinda> Dunno
53:00 <Serenity> http://41.media.tumblr.com/9419fe9892079388cf678b12062b5e4c/tumblr_nftn1lNl1X1r2v3p8o1_500.jpg
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
53:00 <Serenity> :||||||||
54:00 <bonky> Doubtful.. most are pretty accomodating with some work
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck!
54:00 <Skirmish> Immutable: There are white women with bucket cunts too.
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy fuck
54:00 <Picard> asian chics cant take much cock
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> @ that black cock
54:00 <faux> Why is his toe so white
54:00 <faux> Pls
54:00 <Dugnuts> aaanwyays
54:00 <Dugnuts> im going back to gravity falls
54:00 <faux> ROFL bucket cunts
54:00 <Dugnuts> enough cock talk for me
54:00 <Immutable> what's that and can I play?
54:00 <faux> Vortex cunt
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i still think you should whip it out dug
55:00 <bonky> See most of these pictures make me feel small.. thank you internet.
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <bonky> Destroying my self esteem almost daily
55:00 <Liinda> LOL
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
55:00 <Skirmish> There was this one girl, he name was Amber, and once she got REALLY aroused it was impossible to stay inside of her. It was like trying to push a sausage into a small hole with vegetable oil smeared all around it. 
55:00 <Serenity> i wish i could find nicks pictures faux
55:00 <Dugnuts> you first katatonic_kate01
55:00 <faux> Loll
55:00 <Dugnuts> heh
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> you want a pic of my dick?
56:00 <faux> His cock is monstrous
56:00 <Dugnuts> no
56:00 <Dugnuts> you have to whip out your bits
56:00 <faux> I prob have pics buried somewhere on me lappy
56:00 <faux> No way I CBF looking 
56:00 <Serenity> i do somewhere
56:00 <Serenity> but i cbf looking
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> my 'bits'?
56:00 <Dugnuts> all of them
56:00 <Dugnuts> top bits
56:00 <Dugnuts> bottom bits
56:00 <Dugnuts> all the curvy bits
56:00 <Dugnuts> you know
56:00 <Dugnuts> :P
57:00 <Serenity> http://38.media.tumblr.com/7ca92ee6eac629cf595a4e98ebd93d61/tumblr_n8ze2qaqea1qcq2v7o1_250.gif
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> for one cock pic
57:00 <Liinda> i have bit pics too... but... keeping them =P
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off!
57:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya can keep ya cock in yo' pants 
57:00 <Dugnuts> fair enough katatonic_kate01
57:00 <Dugnuts> good
57:00 <faux> It could be the cock of your dreams
57:00 <Dugnuts> that was my intention from the start
57:00 <faux> The icing on your cock cupcKe
57:00 <Liinda> lmfao i would so do that if i had a cock
57:00 <Picard> Liinda has nice bits 
57:00 <Dugnuts> come one
57:00 <Dugnuts> on
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> doubt it
57:00 <bonky> It gets old pretty fast
57:00 <Dugnuts> cocks dont look great
57:00 <bonky> Helicopters and whatnot
57:00 <Dugnuts> they are just meat cylinders
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> dug thinks he is a Casanova 
57:00 <Serenity> http://40.media.tumblr.com/4e06e2a3083ba6f4926b0984376920dc/tumblr_neop9sBRuz1s3c5cdo1_500.jpg
57:00 <Dugnuts> girls have all the curvy bits that look awesome
58:00 <Serenity> ranga dong
58:00 <Dugnuts> not even katatonic_kate01
58:00 <Dugnuts> not even
58:00 <faux> FFS SEZ
58:00 <faux> not clicking anymore
58:00 <Serenity> ahahahahahahaha
58:00 <Serenity> ok ok
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh weird - pubes!
58:00 <faux> Yiu scared bonky
58:00 <Liinda> Nup ranga pubes
58:00 <Serenity> poor bonky
58:00 <Liinda> LOL Skirmish
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> couldn't take the cock anymore
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
59:00 <Liinda> brb all this cock is making me hungry
59:00 <Serenity> oh ants back
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Serenity> hes saved you all
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh wb bonky
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> we thought you'd had the dick
59:00 <bonky> The doodles got me so excited I closed the wrong window
59:00 <Nikky`> I'm all dicked out
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> clapped out lol
00:00 <Serenity> i wanna look at boobs
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i still like cock better than boobs
00:00 <Serenity> http://41.media.tumblr.com/0ad3d7c58e337e499fc2433886e5e811/tumblr_n674e0bIOO1rjpfpco1_500.jpg
00:00 <Dugnuts> fair enough
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i appreciate the female form, and it's quite beautiful and rounded….
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
01:00 <bonky> I prefer boobs of the wang.. but legs and arse are usually what lock it in
01:00 <bonky> over*
01:00 <Dugnuts> my thinking on the matter is, men were made to be packmules
01:00 <Dugnuts> women were made to be sensual
01:00 <Skirmish> boobs of the wang? 
01:00 <Skirmish> wot?
01:00 <bonky> boobs over the wang I meant
01:00 <Serenity> http://41.media.tumblr.com/9f0fe1e15af197e7fdfcfa8a10d5e5a1/tumblr_n9877gyiQr1qkw8fno1_400.jpg
01:00 <Serenity> i want this song
01:00 <Serenity> dong
01:00 <Serenity> right now
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's with that dudes pubes
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLZ
02:00 <Dugnuts> heh
02:00 <bonky> Men are turning into girls
02:00 <Dugnuts> manicured
02:00 <bonky> Eventually the hair will disappear completely
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
02:00 <Dugnuts> ive never had a girl who wanted me smooth down there
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i like pubes
02:00 <Dugnuts> even if they were smooth themselves
02:00 <bonky> I've never wanted a girl to be hairless either.. but more and more are doing it :\
02:00 <Dugnuts> i like it
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Dugnuts> nothing feels better than sliding into a freshly waxed one
02:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
02:00 <Serenity> http://36.media.tumblr.com/65791f31d4fef7500edcdf91832fac08/tumblr_n3kimnWzjm1sq8hxqo1_540.jpg
03:00 <Skirmish> Waxed ftw
03:00 <bonky> I dated a 20 something a couple years ago and she was amazed I had hair anywhere other than my head.. she thought it was something only grandpa's had
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah @ cock!
03:00 <Serenity> why would putting your dick in a waxed one feel different
03:00 <Dugnuts> yup, you dont get teh sandpaper of shaved
03:00 <Serenity> they arent hairy on the inside
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!!!!!
03:00 <Dugnuts> it does tho Serenity
03:00 <Skirmish> I have to agree. Nothing beats the sensation of waxed.
03:00 <Dugnuts> coz its not just the feeling on the cock, its the whole thing
03:00 <Serenity> nothing finer than a waxed one on your face though
04:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah
04:00 <Dugnuts> thats nice too
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Serenity> not that i know
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah naw, i'm no getting the vadge waxed
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that
04:00 <bonky> It looks and feels illegal to me.. just prefer some sensation of womanhood
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> bikini line is the worst!
04:00 <Dugnuts> maybe its just me, but in my experience the day of the waxing the girl is usually horny as hell too
04:00 <faux> Shaving is vomatron
04:00 <Skirmish> You would if you loved me Kate. 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 bonky!
04:00 <Dugnuts> she has had someone else playing with her bits :P
04:00 <faux> No one wants a cactus cunt
05:00 <Serenity> a grown womans vagina is vastly different to tat of a childs
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish, i do love certain parts of you
05:00 <Serenity> bald or not
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
05:00 <faux> She loves u when you're sleeping 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
05:00 <Dugnuts> you know how you always wake up with bad breath?
05:00 <Dugnuts> theres a reason for that my friend
05:00 <Dugnuts> :P
06:00 <faux> Wut
06:00 <Liinda> ok back
06:00 <bonky> I was eating dimsims all nighit
06:00 <faux> Wb
06:00 <Liinda> did i miss any epic penis?
06:00 <bonky> Honest
06:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/9a/2a/9a2a25b0af59553fa4255c86929bc051.jpg
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice tatt!
06:00 <Liinda> nice
07:00 <faux> Why is one like 3m lower
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> I still have to go get a consult.. for mine
07:00 <faux> Pics
07:00 <Skirmish> Where is loof so he can share with us his expertise with boobs? 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> tatts?
07:00 <faux> Yeah what you getting
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not 100% sure yet
07:00 <Liinda> close game tonight
07:00 <faux> Ahh
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want a mandala
07:00 <Liinda> cant remeber who i tipped
07:00 <faux> A wut
07:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish i hate to admit me annoyed me the other day over that
08:00 <bonky> Wheel of life, samsara etc
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT I also want some 'sacred' geometry 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that kinda thing bonky....
08:00 <bonky> I was brought up tibetan buddhist
08:00 <Picard> hope port win
08:00 <Picard> fucking hate north
08:00 <Liinda> they just scored
08:00 <faux> Me too I tipped them
09:00 <faux> Lolllll
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf bonky
09:00 <Liinda> i cant remember who i tipped this week
09:00 <faux> I know nothing about afl
09:00 <bonky> I'm not practicing.. but that was my upbringing
09:00 <faux> I'm doing it for fun
09:00 <Liinda> neither lol
09:00 <faux> Haaha
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting! 
09:00 <Liinda> i got 6 right first week
09:00 <Picard> north supporters piss me of
09:00 <Picard> off
09:00 <faux> Nice
09:00 <faux> I got 5
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> so your parents were hippy gits
09:00 <Skirmish> Loof trying to pass himself off as an expert on breasts is like Picard pretending that he's actually a somebody. 
09:00 <Liinda> hhaha better to know nothing about it i reckon
10:00 <faux> Fuck sake
10:00 <bonky> Not really, raised by single parent mother who was an accountant and deeply involved with early mainframes and computers
10:00 <faux> This doof is so loud
10:00 <faux> I feel like an old lady 
10:00 <faux> Shaking my fist at the window 
10:00 <Picard> lol @ Skirmish thinking he matters
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh!
10:00 <bonky> She just also happened to have discovered buddhism after a spiritual experience on a cruise ship
10:00 <Serenity> mmm boozies
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> still Buddhism back in the day 
10:00 <bonky> As it was the only thing that came close to explaining it
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
11:00 <Skirmish> I need to stop listening to this music. It's making me want to lift. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> do tell!
11:00 <Liinda> i went to a buddhist funeral. was intense. loved the experience
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> I love 'spiritual experiences'
11:00 <Liinda> same
11:00 <faux> Did someone draw her like one of their French gitls
11:00 <bonky> Do they often involve the wang?
11:00 <Liinda> lol
11:00 <Serenity> http://40.media.tumblr.com/4e97531fc223271cd875b3451daa57b9/tumblr_n1fcacKMG31qcxxggo1_500.jpg
12:00 <Serenity> whattt
12:00 <faux> Have we not moved on from dick!!!!!!
12:00 <Serenity> i dont know?
12:00 <bonky> Haha french girls.. reminds me of those funny skyrim vids
12:00 <Serenity> im not reading anything you're saying
12:00 <Liinda> there is never too uch cock
13:00 <Picard> whats a buddhist funeral like?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice cock...
13:00 <bonky> What if it's too much to fully sheath?
13:00 <Liinda> would be aweome if pics popped up within chat
13:00 <couleurs> can u paste vagines now i got a reverse bonner
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> you gasp bonky!
13:00 <Immutable> Liinda what happened if a cock demon came to grant you a wish and granted it with cock?
13:00 <Liinda> I'd be fucking happy
13:00 <bonky> Yeah but if you can't go completely to the hilt.. it's not quite the same as being completely embraced and lost in each other
13:00 <Skirmish> bonky: You bash the shit out of their cervix until they've had enough.
13:00 <Serenity> i can stop if you want
14:00 <bonky> Yeah and then they are nervous about even trying again.. only encountered it once but it sucked because we really liked each other
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> a cock demon!
14:00 <Serenity> do you think that guys with really long dicks roll on their dicks at night if they sleep nude
15:00 <Liinda> Where can I find me a cock demon
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ liinda
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> not here
15:00 <Liinda> ;)
15:00 <Skirmish> I want to buy a bass guitar and learn to play it for my birthday. 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're all to fuckin' timid to take pics!
15:00 <bonky> With your cock out.
15:00 <Serenity> im going to fb to see if i can convince someone to send me dick pics
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> muahaha ha haq
16:00 <Liinda> lol Serenity
17:00 <Serenity> sometimes it works
17:00 <bonky> I missed the whole sexting craze.. camera phones surfaced well into my 20's
17:00 <Liinda> we should start an imgur for #melbourne and everyone has access to upload their coc shots anonymously :P
17:00 <bonky> It was all about words and imagination
17:00 <Liinda> how old are u bonky
18:00 <Serenity> yeh ihad my first camera phone at like 20
18:00 <Serenity> pics were bad
18:00 <Liinda> webcams and emails before phones, no excuse :P
18:00 <bonky> halfway through my 30's now
18:00 <Liinda> ah same age as me
18:00 <Serenity> old farts
18:00 <bonky> I was last here about 14 years ago
18:00 <Liinda> lol shh
19:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
19:00 <bonky> Working on a local wifi irc-like client so I thought I would look around again
19:00 <Liinda> O.O
19:00 <bonky> Wondered what the old haunt was doing
19:00 <Liinda> yeah i thought irc was dead until about 5 or 6 years ago
20:00 <Liinda> brb
21:00 <couleurs> ok but hurry
21:00 <bonky> I idle a bit in technical channels, but yeah the social aspect seems to have shrunk considerably.. and very few new people
21:00 <Liindaawayyyy> ;P
21:00 <Liindaawayyyy> prob cos new ppl get attacked upon entry :P
21:00 <Nikky`> Yeah hurry liinda
21:00 <Liindaawayyyy> anyways brb
21:00 <bonky> I can't stand facebook anymore.. it's just endless likes, sponsors, ads masquerading as social interaction etc
21:00 <Doodle> adblock
22:00 <Skirmish> Facebook has become a mental illness for most people. 
22:00 <TokenDaRing> Facebook is dull
22:00 <Serenity> adblock is da best
22:00 <Serenity> also HI DOODLE
22:00 <bonky> I joined it for a girl.. typical for most of my mistakes
22:00 <TokenDaRing> it's just people sharing clickbait articles
22:00 <Nikky`> Hey Doodledoooooooo
22:00 <Doodle> hai luvr
22:00 <Serenity> if your fb is dull get better friends
22:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos
22:00 <bonky> That's it.. the clickbait is just phenomenal now
22:00 <Doodle> my fb is full of selfies of Serenity
22:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: I just ask my friends on Skype how they're going
22:00 <TokenDaRing> if I want to know whats going on
23:00 <Serenity> you should be fucking thankful doodle
23:00 <Doodle> i wasnt complaining
23:00 <Doodle> i fap to them
23:00 <Serenity> oh good'
23:00 <Doodle> ^_^
23:00 <Serenity> hahah
23:00 <Skirmish> Every time I engage in a debate on facebook where I disagree with the mainstream I get called a troll. People have got to a point where unless you all think the same ... you're a troll.
23:00 <Serenity> yes
23:00 <Doodle> uratrol
23:00 <bonky> I think they just automatically assume every comment is a troll
24:00 <bonky> They want likes, not comments
24:00 <Doodle> you know whats worse than facebook
24:00 <Doodle> having a conversation on irc about facebook
24:00 <Serenity> some dude accused maurice and i of being the same person the other day
24:00 <Serenity> well get your knob out
24:00 <Skirmish> lol
24:00 <Doodle> \o/
24:00 <Doodle> /U\
24:00 <Serenity> \o/
24:00 <Serenity> /v\
24:00 <bonky> It's bigger than your head
24:00 <Doodle> nice v
24:00 <Doodle> yeah
24:00 <Doodle> its a real problem
25:00 <bonky> Nothing therapy can't empty your account over though
25:00 <Doodle> indeed
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> DOODLE!
25:00 <Doodle> hai2u katatonic_kate01
25:00 <Dugnuts> hey Doodle
25:00 <Dugnuts> go bang kate
25:00 <Dugnuts> take pics
25:00 <Skirmish> I joined the group for my 20 year Anniversary for year 12 and it's making me not want to go. 
25:00 <Doodle> sup kneegrow
25:00 <Doodle> lol wut
25:00 <Dugnuts> you know she would let you
25:00 <Dugnuts> :P
25:00 <Doodle> i cant bang katatonic_kate01, i'd be cutting Skirmish's lawn
26:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
26:00 <Skirmish> A guy got on there and goes 'remember when I spray painted the wall of the art block? yeah, good times'.  La-hew-zer. 
26:00 <Dugnuts> okeydoke
26:00 <Dugnuts> learning more and more about this channel all the time
26:00 <Dugnuts> and the saying is grass
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <Dugnuts> not lawn
26:00 <Serenity> fuck Skirmish hes a greedy cunt anyway
26:00 <Skirmish> Geeez Kate and I hook up and now everyone just thinks she's a whore.
26:00 <Doodle> yeah
26:00 <Doodle> i realised after i hit enter
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker is a grass cutting cunt
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm sexually liberated 
27:00 <bonky> That's life in our sexist society.. guy has sex all the time nobody cares, woman has sex once TOTAL F*CKIN WHORE!
27:00 <Skirmish> She's a lovely woman with an accommodating vagina. Some respect for her please. 
27:00 <Serenity> but total whores are the best fun
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
28:00 <Serenity> oh i got a dick pic btw
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not enjoy my body while i'm young (ish)
28:00 <Serenity> how long did that take
28:00 <Serenity> 15 mins
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 mins?
28:00 <Dugnuts> what the hell?
28:00 <Dugnuts> i dont think anyone is a whore
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> my ankle is so fucking sore!
29:00 <Dugnuts> i just know all teh girls love Doodle
29:00 <Serenity> well thats no fun
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle is awesome!
29:00 <Doodle> some of the boys do too
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
29:00 <Serenity> ahahah
29:00 <StrykerX> Cheap wine and 3 day growth
29:00 <Serenity> they sure do
29:00 <bonky> What's wrong with your ankle?
29:00 <StrykerX> Well, I've got the growth
29:00 <StrykerX> Just need the wine
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i danced all last night
30:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
30:00 <Dugnuts> dancing the night away
30:00 <Skirmish> YEAH! SLIPKNOT! *head thrashes*
30:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Picard> Skirmish shall be know as "Ankle" from this day forward, the only thing three feet lower than a cunt. 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
31:00 <Liinda> how low do you think our cunts are Picard
31:00 <Skirmish> That would have to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen you type Picard. 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> this place is so empowering for the human spirit :D
31:00 <Liinda> lol i love this place. 
32:00 <Skirmish> besides ... all the cunts I have interaction with are below the ankles cause the legs are up in the air. 
32:00 <Picard> why Skirmish, because someone is taking the piss out of you and you are a sooky cunt?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> really! I love the word cunt
32:00 <bonky> Plus the people that use it usually deserve a fist to the face
32:00 <Liinda> I was told a story about a korean girl, who' name was Cunt Li
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i use it affectionally mostly
32:00 <Liinda> She was an air hostess, so her nme badge was Cunt
32:00 <bonky> What did you call me???
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
32:00 <Skirmish> You're taking the piss out of me? Really? Getting called an ankle is an insult? 
32:00 <British^Meat> looool, Picard still carrying on :)
32:00 <British^Meat> mustve been sad, needed our attention
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> a fist in the face, that's bit harsh
32:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: I think he's been flooding my PM all night
32:00 <Liinda> For 3 months she had been travelling around the world with Cunt on her badge until she was working in the westen airlines and they changed her name to Li.
33:00 <TokenDaRing> I have him on ignore so I don't see it
33:00 <bonky> Ok ok.. maybe a chair
33:00 <Liinda> true story
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
33:00 <bonky> Rather not get my hands dirty
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> fist in the chair?
33:00 <Serenity> why is everyone so agressive
33:00 <bonky> Who is fisting a chair?
33:00 <Serenity> just get your genitals out
33:00 <Liinda> fist in the cunt
33:00 <Dugnuts> i dont know
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
33:00 <Dugnuts> but it never ends here
34:00 <StrykerX> Picard's desperate
34:00 <bonky> The c word certainly seems popular with the youngsters
34:00 <StrykerX> Calling people ankles etc
34:00 <Serenity> the c word is great
34:00 <Skirmish> I am listening to Absolute Zero by Stonesour. Nothing can phase me.
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love the c bomb
34:00 <StrykerX> Cheese?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunt
34:00 <Skirmish> I love Kate's c bomb.
34:00 <Serenity> clover
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
34:00 <StrykerX> CHEESE
34:00 <StrykerX> Cunt.
34:00 <Liinda> i love saying cunt too, only when its really necessary to call someoe one
34:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: you are SUCH an ankle, man
34:00 <TokenDaRing> take that!
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's impressive, right?
35:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, you little fucking ankle
35:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing> British^Meat: I think he's been flooding my PM all night   <---if im on ignore how would u know
35:00 <Liinda> At the moment, using it as a reference doesnt bother me
35:00 <StrykerX> Don't make me come over there.
35:00 <Liinda> kent
35:00 <bonky> I don't think i've ever disliked somebody enough to call them a c bomg
35:00 <bonky> bomb*
35:00 <StrykerX> I drop the C bomb regularly.
35:00 <bonky> Even when I did security and people would test me constantly
35:00 <TokenDaRing> lol Picard is spamming my pm again
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, but like i said - i use it affectionately 
35:00 <StrykerX> Too regularly now I think of it
35:00 <TokenDaRing> despite being on ignore
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: your PM's arent showing :P
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> hunt with a K is, friendly
36:00 <Serenity> i ignore pms from people i ban
36:00 <Serenity> but can still see them in mains
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: it's for the best
36:00 <Picard> <TokenDaRing> lol Picard is spamming my pm again  <----really?
36:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, you did the trick Lwaxy said?
36:00 <Skirmish> Picard is a loser. Nobody is surprised. Stop mentioning him.
36:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
36:00 <StrykerX> So you can ignore PMs but not main
36:00 <TokenDaRing> well nah
36:00 <TokenDaRing> I just ignored Picard
36:00 <Picard> :P
36:00 <TokenDaRing> because lets be honest, he doesn't say anything useful
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> do the tango
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a rose!
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> tha'd be hawt
37:00 <Skirmish> That is our dance. 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
37:00 <Serenity> im home alone for the next hour and a half
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm ok to share
37:00 <Serenity> img onna be plastered by the time he gets home
37:00 <Serenity> oops
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> sexy times later on?
37:00 <British^Meat> hah i love how he always does that "really??" classic Picard
37:00 <Skirmish> I am empty. Reloading. brb
38:00 <Serenity> oon my new couch kate!
38:00 <bonky> Show that newness who's boss
39:00 <Liinda> lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooooooh!
40:00 <Picard> the United States average wage is $10.55 
40:00 <Picard> an hour
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that
40:00 <bonky> Yeah I think the McD workforce is fighting for around $15
41:00 <Picard> canada is $23.73 an hour
41:00 <couleurs> paul bort... fatt copp
41:00 <Picard> whats the exchange rate i wonder
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> but they get tips
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> google
41:00 <British^Meat> #driveclub
41:00 <Picard> u would want a lot of tips
41:00 <couleurs> @fifa
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> well you have to
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10% of your meal 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5 - 10 % i think
41:00 <bonky> You don't have to.. but you are certainly expected to
41:00 <Picardo> u dont have to, its just expected
41:00 <bonky> They even invoice it in some places
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, expected
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
42:00 <couleurs> expect this 8=======D
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> and that is why i have really no interest to go to the states
42:00 <Picard> thailand is the same, you have them money and say thanks they think it means keep the change
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i only wanna go to NY
42:00 <bonky> One of the many cultural differences
42:00 <Picard> give*
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the deep south
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> and Japan
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's about it really
42:00 <Picard> i want to go to germany
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> been to Munich 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> was pretty awesome
43:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Charlene- I've Never Been To Me.mp3 (4.99MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:27)
43:00 <bonky> I like the national parks and forests.. but i've always been in and around forests
43:00 <Serenity> IF YA GETTING DOWN BABY
43:00 <Skirmish> I wanna see the new couch.
43:00 <couleurs> me 2
43:00 <bonky> Cities all look and feel mostly the same
43:00 <Serenity> what couch
44:00 <Skirmish> couch, lounge.
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> they do aye
44:00 <bonky> Folding deckchair.. they'll all do
44:00 <Liinda> lol picardo
44:00 <Serenity> i showed you in the other chan Skirmishi
44:00 <bonky> Stool is a challenge
44:00 <Serenity> lol @ Skirmishi
45:00 <StrykerX> Lets cut the bs
45:00 <StrykerX> It's Picarda
45:00 <StrykerX> He's no man
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need more fiber in your diet? 
45:00 <Picard> say the woman beater
45:00 <Serenity> oh ffs
46:00 <Liinda> lol
46:00 <Picard> uncalled for StrykerX
46:00 <Picard> dont start shit :P
46:00 <Serenity> StrykerX if you bash women why werent you rougher with me :P
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
46:00 <StrykerX> >.>
46:00 <StrykerX> <.<
47:00 <Serenity> hehehe
47:00 <bonky> Don't forget the safe word.. *while putting tape over her mouth*
47:00 <StrykerX> I was drunk..
47:00 <Skirmish> Well if StrykerX bashes women you had best not provoke him Picard otherwise he will toe punt you in your clitdick. 
47:00 <StrykerX> LOL
47:00 <Serenity> pff you werent drunk EVERY tim
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
47:00 <Serenity> e
47:00 <Picard> lol bonky
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <Skirmish> I need to hear some good new music. 
48:00 <StrykerX> STFU
48:00 <StrykerX> !
48:00 <Liinda> fuck kangas in front
48:00 <Skirmish> Hit me with some ideas to youtube. 
48:00 <Serenity> whatt
48:00 <Picard> fucken port
48:00 <Liinda> 4 pts differenct
48:00 <Skirmish> If you put me onto a shit song, I put you on ignore.
48:00 <StrykerX> GO THE ROOS!
48:00 <StrykerX> FUCKING OWN THEM!!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can't remember if safe words were mentioned in 50 shades of gay?
48:00 <Liinda> 7 mins
49:00 <Serenity> they were katatonic_kate01
49:00 <bonky> Haven't read nor seen it.. so no idea sorry
49:00 <Liinda> neither
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> they were serenity -lolz
49:00 <StrykerX> Safe words are for the weak
49:00 <Picard> tigers are smashing the lions
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i remember the inner goddess dances a lot
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and sardonic 
49:00 <Serenity> fuck anastasia
49:00 <Serenity> what a cunt
49:00 <Serenity> id bang christian stupid
50:00 <Doodle> sarah
50:00 <Doodle> have you been drinking
50:00 <Serenity> robert
50:00 <Serenity> maybe..
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't seen the movie… but i wish it was someone hawter
50:00 <Doodle> ok
50:00 <Doodle> just checking
50:00 <Serenity> hahah
50:00 <Serenity> i havent seen it yet
50:00 <Serenity> but ive read the bookbs
50:00 <Serenity> books
50:00 <Doodle> boobs
50:00 <Doodle> oh
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i wanna see the movie
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> just for my own lolz
51:00 <Serenity> my daughter is sending me pictures of cats on whastapp
51:00 <Skirmish> Everyone has to go and take a picture of their PC screen. 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> why
51:00 <StrykerX> It's called a screenshot, Skirmish 
51:00 <Liinda> DOODLE
52:00 <Serenity> why
52:00 <Skirmish> Not in my case StrykerX. 1 sec.
52:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda
52:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/7DFCBB9C-0DD3-49A7-A792-87B829834000_zpsvjnviyzs.jpg
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww that cat
53:00 <Skirmish> Best wallpaper ever.
53:00 <fawks> https://www.pitchi.com/pitchi/aquafarm-grow-organic-food/11236?hc_location=ufi
53:00 <Doodle> what am i looking at other than Skirmish's saturday night
53:00 <fawks> want
53:00 <Serenity> hold on
54:00 <Skirmish> lol Doodle
54:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/blFCXaQ.jpg
54:00 <Liinda> how many screens
54:00 <Serenity> MAURICE
54:00 <Liinda> >.<
54:00 <Doodle> Liinda
54:00 <Dugnuts> is that your battlestation Serenity?
54:00 <Doodle> take some topless photos and send them to me?
54:00 <Serenity> yes
54:00 <Skirmish> Liinda: 2 on the PC and the bottom one is the mac. 
54:00 <British^Meat> a fellow black background irc user, wise move
54:00 <Liinda> Sheesh
55:00 <Liinda> Doodle again???
55:00 <Dugnuts> anyone who doesnt have a black background is an idiot
55:00 <Doodle> yes
55:00 <Dugnuts> although too many colours
55:00 <Doodle> again and again
55:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: I got attacked for having coloured text on irc one night. Who was it that had a go at me? 
55:00 <Skirmish> Can't remember. 
55:00 <Serenity> ive had these colours too long to change them
55:00 <Skirmish> Getting drunk. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd… 
55:00 <ShadowLurker> BOOZIES
55:00 <fawks> how doesnt your mirc give you a seizuzre
55:00 <fawks> -z
55:00 <Serenity> BOOZIES
55:00 <Serenity> why arent you working
55:00 <Maurice> SERENITY
55:00 <Picard> cmon port
55:00 <ShadowLurker> finished my aisle having piss now
56:00 <Serenity> oh
56:00 <Liinda> 2 pts
56:00 <Liinda> 2 mins
56:00 <Liinda> \o/
56:00 <StrykerX> Go the kangas
56:00 <StrykerX> Fucking man up
56:00 <Serenity> he takes 120 years to piss
56:00 <StrykerX> Take the cunts
56:00 <Serenity> like an old man
56:00 <Skirmish> Prostate issues. 
56:00 <Liinda> You timing me Doodle?
57:00 <Skirmish> Time for a digital examination ShadowLurker.
57:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
57:00 <Doodle> you said 2 mins
57:00 <Picard> yessssssssssssss
57:00 <Doodle> times up wheres my nudes
57:00 <Serenity> i pee like the flash
57:00 <Serenity> so fast
57:00 <Maurice> Squat and squirt
58:00 <Picard> goalllllllllllll
58:00 <StrykerX> R.I.P Kangaroos
58:00 <Liinda> power will win it then 
58:00 <Picard> power winnnnnnnnn
58:00 <Nikky`> I don't have a black background Dugnuts.. I don't think i'm an idiot 
58:00 <Liinda> hai Nikky`
58:00 <Picard> kangas are so fucking overrated
58:00 <Skirmish> 'If you could only see the way she loves me, then maybe you would understand' 
58:00 <Skirmish> Tonic ftw
58:00 <Liinda> 2 mins was about the afl game Doodle
58:00 <Nikky`> Hey Liinda <3
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://imgur.com/BC9EX0k
58:00 <Doodle> god
58:00 <Serenity> i dont know how people can have white backgrounds
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> my background is most awesome!
59:00 <Liinda> my background is cleopatra
59:00 <fawks> JUMK
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah cock pic collections :P
59:00 <Skirmish> KATE! You didn't hide out PM window before you took the pic! 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg!
59:00 <Skirmish> Oh the rumours that will start now ... 
59:00 <Doodle> my background is a motivational poster of a landscape
59:00 <Doodle> that says fuck bitches, get money
59:00 <Dugnuts> are you on a mac katatonic_kate01?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am
00:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
00:00 <fawks> fuck poodle, get aids
00:00 <Dugnuts> phew
00:00 <fawks> poodleman
00:00 <fawks> *
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> why?
00:00 <Dugnuts> i thought for a sec that was a new linux distro
00:00 <Dugnuts> oh
00:00 <Dugnuts> thats all
00:00 <Doodle> lol fu fawks!
00:00 <fawks> wut
00:00 <fawks> i wasnt saying you
00:00 <fawks> !
00:00 <Maurice> My wallpaper is Eric Northman
00:00 <fawks> mine is beautiul rosesssssssssssssss
00:00 <Serenity> mines black
01:00 <Doodle> we were talking about me thankyou
01:00 <Serenity> NO ONE CARES ROB
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> well
01:00 <Doodle> bitch
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, if we're talking about you
01:00 <amsy> mine is ur mom
01:00 <Dugnuts> you want cool background
01:00 <Maurice> OH, I have a pic for you Doodle
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics of your cock....
01:00 <couleurs> owned by amsy 
01:00 <Maurice> Oh wait, my phone is on charge in my bedroom
01:00 <Doodle> you've seen it
01:00 <Maurice> Nevermind
01:00 <Skirmish> I haven't listened to Live in ages! 
01:00 <Skirmish> I ALONE LOVE YOU!!!
01:00 <amsy> heehee
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Live is pretty awesome
01:00 <Skirmish> Hai amsy. 
02:00 <Dugnuts> http://imgur.com/Dnu3cv7
02:00 <Dugnuts> thats mine
02:00 <amsy> hey skirmy
02:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts is a Starcraft NERD. 
02:00 <bonky> I bet he has a HOTAS
02:00 <Immutable> don't call people nerds
03:00 <Maurice> 4 Doodle http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/Rottenecards_91323914_zc3mhmpkpq.png
03:00 <Skirmish> You're not my real dad you can't tell me what to do.
03:00 <Nikky`> Immutable is a nerd :P
03:00 <Doodle> yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
03:00 <Doodle> <3 Maurice
03:00 <Dugnuts> you are a married woman Maurice
03:00 <Dugnuts> the shame!
03:00 <Maurice> Doodles a married woman too, it's ok
04:00 <Doodle> ;)
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice maurice lol 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
04:00 <Dugnuts> hah!
04:00 <fawks> fu mines taking foreves to upload
04:00 <bonky> Welcome to the NBN
04:00 <Skirmish> KITTY AT MA FOOT AND I WANNA TOUCH IT! KITTY AT MA FOOT AND I WANNA TOUCH IT!
04:00 <Skirmish> lol get that song out of your heads!
05:00 <fawks> DONT JUDGE MY TASKBAR
05:00 <fawks> http://i.imgur.com/z64YWoM.jpg
05:00 <Dugnuts> meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!
05:00 <Dugnuts> i love presidents
05:00 <bonky> Way to avoid judgment
05:00 <fawks> sez will kill me
05:00 <Dugnuts> whats with that taskbar bitch
05:00 <Dugnuts> its full
05:00 <Dugnuts> FULL
05:00 <Doodle> fawks
05:00 <fawks> lolllllllll
05:00 <Doodle> why am i not on your to do list
05:00 <bonky> Is your room as busy as your desktop?
05:00 <Serenity> back when i was a leep XP hackz0r
05:00 <Serenity> my start button used to say cunt
06:00 <Serenity> leet..
06:00 <Serenity> LOL
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
06:00 <fawks> no bonky 
06:00 <bonky> Watchout for future signs of hoarding.. and cats
06:00 <Serenity> your task bar makes me want to die
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <fawks> rofl
06:00 <fawks> i knew it would
06:00 <fawks> also
06:00 <fawks> shut up comic sans bitch
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> minimalist 
06:00 <fawks> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <Doodle> looool
06:00 <Serenity> eat a smelly cockle
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need something a lil...
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> crusier
07:00 <Serenity> I CANT OPEN MY PASSION POP
07:00 <bonky> It's to protect the children
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> THINK OF THE CHILDREN :P
08:00 <bonky> I don't know how anybody can drink that stuff.. but it was certainly popular
08:00 <Serenity> it gets me smashed
08:00 <Serenity> taste isnt relevant
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's not sweet enough for me
08:00 <Picard> hahahaaa :P someone is angry
08:00 <Serenity> tastes like passiona to me
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
08:00 <couleurs> not posting my desktop theirs 2 much sensitive stuff on their
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> it doesn't to me
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> it tastes like arse
09:00 <Liinda> omg thanks for reminding me, ice cream in the freeezerrrrrrrrr
09:00 <Serenity> no one cares about your fifa scores couleurs
09:00 <bonky> Be honest.. it's smothered in pornographic images and videos
09:00 <Picard> lol @ the notice's im getting
09:00 <bonky> Just like mine
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
09:00 <fawks> /notice picard draw me like one of your french girls
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> no mercy
09:00 <Maurice> This is mine, it hasn't changed since the date on it http://i.imgur.com/KAheB6H.png
09:00 <Liinda> what does a notice do?
09:00 <fawks> SERIOUSLY SERENITY WHAT IS THIS 2001 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my
10:00 <Skirmish> I am typing on the mac and the keyboard for the PC is tucked away and difficult to get to ... but I want to find a particular song on youtube. Is it a bad thing that rather than move the mac and get the keyboard out ... I am considering a remote desktop connection instead. 
10:00 <Serenity> YES FUCK OFF
10:00 <fawks> your mp3 is making me blind
10:00 <fawks> pls
10:00 <Serenity> im not posting my desktop its messier than fawks bar
10:00 <fawks> my bar is all for uni ok
10:00 <fawks> so eat me
10:00 <Immutable> Nikky` yes I am a nerd
10:00 <Dugnuts> couleurs: just post the background picture then
10:00 <bonky> That is a perfectly acceptable solution.. in fact it could be considered mandatory for the average nerd
10:00 <fawks> the last 10 are literally for uni lol
10:00 <Dugnuts> we dont need a screenshot of your actual desktop
10:00 <Maurice> I have chicken and pinenut salad, suffer in your jocks
10:00 <Nikky`> I typed that like 10hrs ago Immutable :P
11:00 <Serenity> oh ill eat you
11:00 <Dugnuts> nobody will Maurice
11:00 <Skirmish> Everyone relax. I found the song only using the mouse. All good. 
11:00 <Serenity> with cheese sauce
11:00 <Dugnuts> i like space backgrounds
11:00 <fawks> mm mac nc heze
11:00 <bonky> Weak
11:00 <Dugnuts> those are my things
11:00 <Dugnuts> reminds me that the universe is fucking huge
11:00 <fawks> 8==========D
11:00 <Dugnuts> and we are the only things that make it seem small
11:00 <bonky> This is why our hunter gaterher past is dying
11:00 <Mew> in da heze
11:00 <couleurs> Ok
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i still hunt and gather stuff to make cupcakes
12:00 <Picard> lol  ----->   -TokenDaRing- you old dickhead, can't hear you for all the horse spoof in your mouth, you horse wanker
12:00 <bonky> From the four corners of the globe?
12:00 <Skirmish> It's Mew!  I was watching Archer last night and every time Pam was on it I thought it was Mew. 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes bonky!
12:00 <Dugnuts> haha
12:00 <fawks> youd like this then Dugnuts
12:00 <fawks> http://scaleofuniverse.com/
12:00 <Dugnuts> i just put Liinda onto archer
12:00 <Skirmish> Pam was eating a cast of her body made of cocaine and going nuts. I lol'd and thought of Mew. 
12:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah
12:00 <Mew> what's pam like
12:00 <Dugnuts> saw that ages ago
12:00 <bonky> Those must be some very special cupcakes indeed
12:00 <Mew> oh wow
12:00 <Dugnuts> but i prefer stuff like this
12:00 <couleurs> brad_pitt_hd_wallpaper.jpg
12:00 <Mew> bang on
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… you're probably aware of my love of cupcakes
13:00 <bonky> I am getting an inkling
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
13:00 <fawks> and dicks
13:00 <bonky> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
13:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/2Rva2qJ.jpg
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick and cupcakes and i'm not a cunty bitch
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> EASILY satisfied 
13:00 <Serenity> LOL robbbbbbb
13:00 <bonky> Nice background
13:00 <Skirmish> This is Pam Mew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r-kg3oFyyU
13:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pam from Archer Fights Like a Dairy Farmer Views: 47,578   Uploader: drubell06 Uploaded: Published on Mar 15, 2012 Duration: 1 Minutes 52 Seconds 
13:00 <bonky> I have one similar at work
13:00 <fawks> EXCUSE ME
13:00 <British^Meat> lol Doodle
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle!
13:00 <fawks> when did you get skype
13:00 <Dugnuts> http://imgur.com/b3iad3C
13:00 <bonky> only without the fuck bitches part
13:00 <Serenity> i was literally just about to type I remember playing this game with rob and leaving hidden things in the folders
14:00 <Doodle> when girls started showing me their boobs over skype
14:00 <Skirmish> Ignore that link it's shit.
14:00 <fawks> Maurice you slut
14:00 <Serenity> we're not good enough clearly faux
14:00 <Serenity> what a cunt
14:00 <fawks> speak for yourself
14:00 <fawks> gosh
14:00 <Liinda> my desktop is boring lol
14:00 <fawks> ol
14:00 <fawks> oesfdosdfooololool
14:00 <Serenity> well im better so if im not youre not
14:00 <Maurice> Well thats rude
14:00 <Immutable> Nikky`: I'm not even chatting in this chat
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, have you progressed to flashing cock via skype?
14:00 <Doodle> no i just send urls to pics
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> if so, i'll pass you my details - k?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
15:00 <Serenity> mm doodles shroom
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch
15:00 <Serenity> FAUX
15:00 <Serenity> WAS THE CLOUD OPENER DOODLES DICK?
15:00 <xm> https://breakingban.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/desktapo1.png
15:00 <fawks> yes
15:00 <Doodle> what
15:00 <bonky> Throw in some cupcakes and you're golden
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
15:00 <Serenity> cause its very pretty
15:00 <Mew> you mean clam opener
15:00 <fawks> what
15:00 <fawks> S
15:00 <Serenity> no i mean cloud
15:00 <Doodle> D:
15:00 <fawks> :S
15:00 <fawks> whats a cloud opener
16:00 <Serenity> omg
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd2clb5T8JA
16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Golden Years- David Bowie Views: 1,633,738   Uploader: midevilfreako Uploaded:  Jan 9, 2007 Duration: 3 Minutes 25 Seconds 
16:00 <Serenity> you said before
16:00 <Serenity> fucks sake forget it
16:00 <Doodle> lmao
16:00 <fawks> nooo
16:00 <fawks> tell
16:00 <fawks> im confued
16:00 <Mew> holy shit lol
16:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyQv29QOXwg    <---- This is Pam, Mew. 
16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Archer - Pam In The Washroom Views: 7,962   Uploader: LordVoldore Uploaded: Published on Aug 2, 2013 Duration: 0 Minutes 28 Seconds 
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 David Bowie - Golden Years.mp3 (5.52MB 192kbps Stereo 4:01)
16:00 <Picard> Mew
16:00 <Mew> ok wait
16:00 <Doodle> hai Mew :)
17:00 <fawks> SERENITYEXPLAIN
17:00 <Skirmish> The episodes only go for about 21 mins. Download Archer. Pam is awesome. So is Cheryl though. She loves choke sex. 
17:00 <Dugnuts> heh
17:00 <Serenity> I CANT FIND WHAT YOU SAID
17:00 <Dugnuts> hey Skirmish
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> choke sex
17:00 <Dugnuts> ^5 over archer
17:00 <Serenity> YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT FINDINT THE PERF DICK BEFORE
17:00 <Mew> i love choke sex
17:00 <Dugnuts> is it the best show or what
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <fawks> this is my favourite pic on the planet http://i.imgur.com/iWTAo3r.jpg
17:00 <Mew> Maybe I'm pamryl
17:00 <Skirmish> Archer is awesome. 
18:00 <fawks> lollllllllllllll sez ohhhhhhh 
18:00 <fawks> nah, but doodles is lovely
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i prefer NOT to be choked during sex
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like oxygen 
18:00 <Dugnuts> hahah not just choke sex
18:00 <Mew> omg I love it
18:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
18:00 <Mew> Not to death
18:00 <Serenity> choke sex is amazing
18:00 <Dugnuts> its not about stopping you from breathing
18:00 <Dugnuts> its about slowing the blood to your brain
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
18:00 <Doodle> my fave pic ever: https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/375481_2436395462882_1970212548_n.jpg?oh=913b512ed6d854f404e81ddfd3992afe&oe=55A9D1F3&__gda__=1440992826_2cc67bae7bc5f436ad2552411ed70c9a
18:00 <Dugnuts> to overload your pleasure centres
18:00 <fawks> DOOLE
18:00 <fawks> U CUNT
18:00 <Dugnuts> theres science in it
18:00 <fawks> LO
18:00 <fawks> L
18:00 <Serenity> choking on the point of orgasm
18:00 <Serenity> most intense orgasms ever
18:00 <Doodle> hahaha
18:00 <Skirmish> lol Maurice the elf. 
18:00 <fawks> how dare you
19:00 <Doodle> <3
19:00 <Liinda> LOL
19:00 <fawks> thats not maurice
19:00 <Dugnuts> i havent met many girls who didnt like it
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i don't need to choke myself to climax
19:00 <fawks> u idiet
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor do i want to
19:00 <Doodle> its fawks
19:00 <Skirmish> Fawks is an elf too! 
19:00 <fawks> its me doing a blowfish face
19:00 <Serenity> its not about needing to
19:00 <Doodle> its her orgasm face
19:00 <Tisk> cool
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <Skirmish> How many elves are here? 
19:00 <bonky> Like anal, I don't think I could asphyxiate somebody if they asked me
19:00 <Serenity> this is my fave pic ever
19:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/p206x206/384555_2436409623236_919597772_n.jpg?oh=6664ddccd8810e6a497cbcaa75c13c41&oe=55A3061F
19:00 <fawks> howd u find that so qquick
19:00 <Doodle> 5
19:00 <Doodle> haha
19:00 <fawks> HAHAHAHAHAHA
19:00 <Doodle> i just did
19:00 <fawks> HAHASSDHASHDAEF
19:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
19:00 <fawks> bet
19:00 <fawks> best
20:00 <fawks> aw i miss that ivideo
20:00 <Serenity> me too :(
20:00 <Serenity> i wish we saved it
20:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/381008_2436396342904_1138239485_n.jpg?oh=3cec7d1ee68ea9fd8a119796ca27e585&oe=55D5A3A2&__gda__=1440685161_19fddaf7a9009e01e16f55ce043ef4b9
20:00 <Dugnuts> ahh you guys are fun
20:00 <Maurice> (20:19:06) (fawks): how dare you
20:00 <Maurice> (20:19:06) (Doodle): <3
20:00 <Maurice> (20:19:07) (Liinda): LOL
20:00 <Maurice> (20:19:08) (fawks): thats not maurice
21:00 <Maurice> EXCUSE ME, YOU BITCH
21:00 <Serenity> LOL fuck doodle
21:00 <bonky> When did scat become fecal related?
21:00 <fawks> what
21:00 <bonky> Was it before or after that song?
21:00 <Dugnuts> wtf
21:00 <Immutable> I got asked out like 5 times this week
21:00 <Serenity> before
21:00 <Dugnuts> if seen you Maurice
21:00 <Dugnuts> that doesnt look like you
21:00 <bonky> :\
21:00 <Immutable> amazing what happens when you lose weight
21:00 <fawks> why are you spazzing out mauricec
21:00 <fawks> ol
21:00 <fawks> lol
21:00 <Serenity> its not maurice
21:00 <Maurice> You made it sound like an insult :P
21:00 <Maurice> I do have an elf pic though
21:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Here is a picture of Pam.  You are so Pam. 
21:00 <Skirmish> http://24.media.tumblr.com/92e56bb69994146c5c32369747c55d7c/tumblr_mq084kyT8Z1sqhz72o1_1280.jpg
21:00 <fawks> now i meant how dare he paste my pic
21:00 <Maurice> The one of Doodle and ShadowLurker is the best though
21:00 <Liinda> pics Immutable
21:00 <Serenity> hahah yes it is
22:00 <Maurice> Oh thats ok then, I thought you meant like 'how dare you, thats not Maurice'
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <fawks> loll
22:00 <bonky> She looks happy
22:00 <Liinda> hahaha
22:00 <Dugnuts> how hot was pam after all the coke Skirmish?
22:00 <Dugnuts> heh
22:00 <Dugnuts> ARCHER VICE!
22:00 <Skirmish> How did she say it? 'I got mad titaaaaaays'. 
22:00 <Serenity> some slut on my fb has that as her pic
22:00 <Serenity> what is it
22:00 <Immutable> NOPE
22:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Pam Poovey from Archer. 
23:00 <Serenity> oh i see
23:00 <Mew> Poovey lmao
23:00 <Mew> a roomba for poo
23:00 <Skirmish> oh dear I am getting drunk. I read Mew type lmao and I started laughing ... at nothing.
23:00 <Serenity> i dont watch it
23:00 <Serenity> Skirmish you girl
23:00 <Serenity> how much ghave you had
23:00 <Skirmish> It's an awesome show Serenity. 
23:00 <Dugnuts> get it Serenity
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> how many hours until i can take advantage of you skirmish?
23:00 <Mew> get your cock out and take pics if you're drunk 
23:00 <Dugnuts> it is fucking hilarious
24:00 <Skirmish> About 1L of goon. 
24:00 <Doodle> -3
24:00 <Serenity> nah im good
24:00 <Dugnuts> i would seriously put it up there near the best show atm
24:00 <Doodle> god what is it with all you women
24:00 <Serenity> ive had.. 4 beam blacks and 1/2 a bottle of pp
24:00 <Doodle> you're only after one thing
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> mew, ilike your thinking
24:00 <faux> Nooooo
24:00 <Doodle> all the same
24:00 <faux> Adonis' snap just made me hungry 
24:00 <faux> Jerk
24:00 <bonky> This is what happens when feminism messes with society
24:00 <Mew> jesus is everyone hammered 
24:00 <bonky> Everything goes topsy turvy
24:00 <Serenity> LOL WTF
24:00 <faux> No
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif bonky
24:00 <faux> I'm sober
24:00 <Serenity> i jammed my cork back into the pp bottle
24:00 <Liinda> Oi, Doodle, not ALL women are. Just us.
25:00 <Skirmish> I need to find a better video of Pam. I am finished on the mac now. 
25:00 <Serenity> and it just shot into the cieling
25:00 <Serenity> ceiling
25:00 <faux> Jammed me farkn cork aye
25:00 <Liinda> wb 
25:00 <faux> Get a cork up ya
25:00 <Doodle> [22:24] <faux> Jammed me farkn cork aye
25:00 <Doodle> lol chez
25:00 <Serenity> ill jam my first into your eye socket in a minute
25:00 <Dugnuts> Doodle: only with you mate
25:00 <Doodle> your first what
25:00 <bonky> First born?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <Dugnuts> obviously you have something special that all the ladies want
25:00 <Serenity> yes
25:00 <Serenity> ...
25:00 <Serenity> ffs
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock
26:00 <Doodle> i dont know what that is Dugnuts
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
26:00 <Doodle> but all the guys here have cocks
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah but you put out
26:00 <Doodle> no i dont
26:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Ilu9ck2gU    <----- Mew!
26:00 <Mew> oh yeah hi Doodle btw
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> really….
26:00 <British^Meat> blessed with cox
26:00 <faux> Lolll doodle
26:00 <Doodle> about fucking time Mew
26:00 <faux> Def chez
26:00 <Mew> from 1 million minutes ago
26:00 <Serenity> AZZA
26:00 <Mew> Soz
26:00 <Mew> Luf u
26:00 <Mew> X
26:00 <Doodle> its ok
26:00 <Doodle> <3
27:00 <Doodle> really katatonic_kate01
27:00 <Doodle> i dont sleep with anyone
27:00 <Serenity> fucking hell faux what is aaarons snap??
27:00 <Serenity> its like.. chocolate covered chocoalte
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck?
27:00 <Doodle> or that
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh pam is a legend! lol
27:00 <Mew> the snozberries taste like snozberries
27:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98z2Xt9JXE8   <----- Amber Nash that does the voice of Pam.
27:00 <bonky> House smells like curry.. god damnit
28:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Yes!  I love her. 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> what kind?
28:00 <Mew> that's the best smell
28:00 <Mew> Yum
28:00 <Mew> I want curry
28:00 <bonky> I like curry smell when cooking it and abotu to eat it.. not keeping me up all night while trying to sleep
29:00 <faux> Idk I think strawberries sbut now I want it
30:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/gBS7juo.webm
30:00 <couleurs> me on irc
31:00 <Serenity> me too
31:00 <Serenity> nom
31:00 <Immutable> I'm eating salad
31:00 <Serenity> some cunt fact on my SC just snapped a pic of a huntsman
31:00 <Serenity> i threw my phone
31:00 <Serenity> face
31:00 <Immutable> and trying to preserve the last bit of wine I have
31:00 <faux> stupid cunt fact
32:00 <Doodle> sarah
32:00 <Doodle> have you been getting into my mp3s
32:00 <Serenity> yes khello
32:00 <Serenity> hahaha yes i have
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <bonky> Hammer time?
33:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuqLos5rNoA   <---- Cheryl is Faux. Chick on the left when they are sitting at the table. 
33:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: test Cheryl Views: 226,836   Uploader: NorthSocialVideo Uploaded: Published on Feb 11, 2013 Duration: 9 Minutes 31 Seconds 
33:00 <Serenity> DOCTOR JONES DOCTOR JONES CALLED DOCTOR JONES
33:00 <Serenity> DOCTOR JONES DOCTOR JONES CALLING DOCTOR JONES
33:00 <bonky> Doctor Jones lady!
33:00 <bonky> What was his name.. short round?
33:00 <Serenity> fuck off mate
33:00 <British^Meat> u bitch Serenity
33:00 <Serenity> what!
33:00 <British^Meat> why the fuck did u do that?
34:00 <Serenity> why is everyone being awful to me
34:00 <British^Meat> dat song
34:00 <Serenity> sing it with me British^Meat
34:00 <British^Meat> that'll be rattling around my head for ages
34:00 <bonky> Short Round is now 43
34:00 <Serenity> PLEASE PLEASE CURRREE MEE
34:00 <Doodle> who is being awful to you
34:00 <Serenity> EVERYONE
34:00 <faux> Jerzers chrerst
34:00 <Doodle> you're such a girl
34:00 <Mew> you're turning into that drunk girl 
35:00 <bonky> So I have to join in?
35:00 <Mew> I just had a beer who wants to do meee
35:00 <bonky> ...
35:00 <Picard> drunk chics are easy
35:00 <Serenity> give me an hour ill cry and ban everyone
35:00 <Serenity> longie will have to come spank me
35:00 <Doodle> can you just ban me now
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Cabbage Garden - I Want You (To Make Coleslaw).mp3 (3.54MB 128kbps Stereo 3:52)
35:00 <faux> Your mp3 is seriously thr worst thing I've ever seen in my life 
35:00 <faux> Pls die
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <Serenity> fuck off
36:00 <faux> WHY IS IT COLPIRED
36:00 <Serenity> its just red
36:00 <faux> COLOURED
36:00 <faux> ITS BLACK ABD RED
36:00 <Skirmish> I know the PERFECT punishment for Serenity. She shall provide a picture of herself naked to Look and subject herself to him evaluating her. 
36:00 <Serenity> its not black
36:00 <Serenity> fix your fucking mirc
36:00 <bonky> You're not friends with Lexy are you Kate?
36:00 <Mew> or white and gold?
36:00 <Mew> hmmm
36:00 <Skirmish> Loof*
36:00 <faux> its like the redback spider of mp3scripgs
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm?
36:00 <Serenity> good
36:00 <Serenity> i hope it gives you nightmares
36:00 <Doodle> i cant believe nobody laughed 
36:00 <Doodle> assholes
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is lexy?
36:00 <Serenity> i did irl doods
36:00 <Mew> hmmmmm
37:00 <bonky> Nevermind.. an old irc'er from here that mostly went by the name staplerqueen
37:00 <Doodle> GOOD
37:00 <faux> LOL cabbage garden 
37:00 <faux> I just scrolled up to see what was fh. Y
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> and she liked cupcakes too?
37:00 <faux> Funny*
37:00 <Serenity> OOO I WANT YOU I DONT KNOW IF I NEED YOU BUT OOOO ID DIE TO FIND OUTT
37:00 <bonky> She too is obsessed with cupcakes
37:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> andcock?
37:00 <bonky> Maybe not as much as you
37:00 <Serenity> kate whats your fave cupcake flavour?
37:00 <Skirmish> SAVAGE GARDEN
37:00 <Doodle> cupcakes, cock and coleslaw
37:00 <Skirmish> caps. Sorry. 
37:00 <Serenity> i like a good olf fashioned butter cake
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> chocolate!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i like butter cake tooo
38:00 <faux> good olf 
38:00 <Serenity> im gonna voodoo doll faux
38:00 <faux> olf stewart
38:00 <Skirmish> Shut up you blumpkin. 
38:00 <Serenity> right through the anus
38:00 <faux> Rude
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lordy
38:00 <Serenity> she'll love it tho
38:00 <faux> Not my fault your mp3script from 2001 is blinding me
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> how long ago did levy chat here, bonky?
39:00 <Serenity> you're the only person in the world blinded by red
39:00 <faux> LOL
39:00 <Serenity> is your screen blue?
39:00 <faux> MY RETINAS ARE BURNING
39:00 <faux> no it's orange 
39:00 <faux> W comic sans font
39:00 <Skirmish> I thought my eyes were sore because of looking at 3 screens ... maybe it's the script. 
39:00 <faux> Lolll k I joke don't kill me
39:00 <bonky> Well I left some time in 2001.. so maybe around then.. not sure
39:00 <Doodle> *rectum
39:00 <bonky> I still keep in contact with her occasionally
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> why the fuck did you come back!
40:00 <Serenity> 4,12 WHY DONT I CHANGE IT TO THIS 12,4 WHY DONT I CHANGE IT TO THIS
40:00 <Doodle> i wonder that every day
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <bonky> Doing some research on the various irc daemons and remembered how much fun I had here back in the day
40:00 <bonky> Wondered how it was
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> research for?
40:00 <Serenity> 11,8 WHY DONT I CHANGE IT TO THIS 8,11 WHY DONT I CHANGE IT TO THIS
40:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2oZwrdIZyU    <--------- ROFLMAO YOU FOX EARRED ASSHOLE
40:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Archer - You fox eared asshole! Views: 236,157   Uploader: EnigmAv2 Uploaded: Published on Dec 26, 2012 Duration: 0 Minutes 30 Seconds 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 AB Logic - The Hitman.mp3 (3.71MB 128kbps Stereo 4:03)
42:00 <bonky> I'm working on a local wifi chat client for android and implementing some of the irc features
43:00 <Picard> fuk sake
43:00 <Picard> im blinded
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you can legit claim this is research 
44:00 <bonky> Well it's just a personal project, Telstra aren't really interested in it yet
44:00 <Immutable> eh only thing I have in common with Serenity 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> still legit stuff lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> me, i have no excuse!
44:00 <bonky> I'm integrating with a game that can be played locally
44:00 <Serenity> you have nothing in common with me
44:00 <Immutable> bzzt
44:00 <Skirmish> LEGIT!  That is an awesome show too. 
44:00 <Maurice> Maybe you have the love of cock in common
44:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> a game
45:00 <Serenity> maybe
45:00 <Immutable> roxette is my favourite guitar style band
45:00 <Serenity> oh well they arent my favourite
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you mention wow, i'll be forced to place you on ignore :P
45:00 <Skirmish> I am going to find a song for Kate and I ... 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll find one
45:00 <bonky> Never played it.. only mmo I ever played was Wurm, and it taught me how huge a waste of time they are
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh wurm online
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
45:00 <bonky> Yes
45:00 <Immutable> I say favourite ...
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> GREAT time waster!
46:00 <Immutable> https://soundcloud.com/njoy-1
46:00 <bonky> Monumental
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <Serenity> they just came up on my genius mix
46:00 <bonky> Click and watch the progress bars
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah lame
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband was going to do some code for the dude
46:00 <bonky> Rolf?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, something like that
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> but he had to sign a shit load of legal paper work 
47:00 <bonky> Rolf is very protective of his server
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah apparently so
47:00 <bonky> Part of the reason Notch left
47:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp4B89l9jak   <---- Our song Kate. 
47:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I Just Want  BANG BANG BANG Views: 168,361   Uploader: flowlirico30 Uploaded: Published on May 10, 2013 Duration: 1 Minutes 42 Seconds 
47:00 <Serenity> fucking notch
47:00 <bonky> But hey.. it indirectly lead to minecraft so all is well
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ skirmish
47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Group X - Bang Bang Bang.mp3 (2.64MB 192kbps Stereo 1:55)
47:00 <Serenity> 16 billion richer
47:00 <Serenity> asshole
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah! 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> meanwhile warm is doing what
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck all
48:00 <Serenity> god i want some chips
48:00 <Doodle> *dick
48:00 <bonky> I still love wurm.. but hate it also.. it's like the perfect self destructive relationship
48:00 <Serenity> taht too
48:00 <bonky> It's not the same now though.. too much clutter and new features etc
48:00 <Skirmish> I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, I JUST WANT, BANG BANG BANG!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish
48:00 <Serenity> I DONT WANT TO KNOW YOUR NAME
49:00 <Serenity> I JUST WANT BANG BANG BANG
49:00 <Skirmish> I DON'T WANT RELASHUNSHIP,  I JUST WANT BANG BANG BAN!
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> new features
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
49:00 <Skirmish> +G
49:00 <bonky> Don't fall for it!
49:00 <Serenity> I DONT WANT TO MEET YOUR MOM I JUST WAN BANG BANG BANG
49:00 <bonky> They'll just suck the life out of you in a multitude of ways
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> can't be any worse than here
49:00 <bonky> Ouch
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's that other life sucking game…
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> second life
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> that is also fucking lame
50:00 <Skirmish> and then I sing this to kate whilst running around the hotel room refusing to let her touch my penis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoSDE2N9F2c
50:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Group X - Don't Touch That ~ High Definition Audio Views: 20,172   Uploader: Abdikaram Uploaded: Published on Oct 6, 2013 Duration: 2 Minutes 27 Seconds 
51:00 <bonky> Considered it.. but then it looked more like an experiment or proof of concept
51:00 <Immutable> Skirmish: are you married to her or something?
51:00 <Skirmish> Maybe one day. 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish 
51:00 <Skirmish> I need to get married and get divorced first. 
51:00 <Skirmish> GO SKIRMISH GO SKIRMISH GO SKIRMISH GO! 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> we can just fuck on the side 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's all good
52:00 <AzzA> Serenity
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i played for a bit - and couldn't make anything so i had to become a dancer
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
52:00 <Doodle> why are you so shit
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> dancer / whore
52:00 <Serenity> azza
52:00 <Serenity> er
52:00 <bonky> Within second life?
52:00 <AzzA> drunkard :P
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Blood Sisters - Ring My Bell.mp3 (4.86MB 192kbps Stereo 3:32)
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> not 'real life' 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i played for a week, got bored 
53:00 <bonky> Haha.. oh wow so it's like a virtual ghetto
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah in parts
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> the seedy underworld 
53:00 <Skirmish> Some friends of Kayla's went to couples therapy because the girl was cheating on her partner ...... in Second Life. 
53:00 <bonky> Sounds almost romantic.. in a bladerunner kind of way
53:00 <Serenity> lol skirmish
53:00 <Skirmish> We don't have much to do with them weirdos. 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE FUCK skirmish
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, it wasn't bladerunner style (AWESOME movie) 
54:00 <Skirmish> Their daughter got suspended from school for taking her shirt off on the school bus ... she is the same age as Ethan. 
54:00 <Serenity> i know someone who wanted counselling because he cheated on her.. by watching porn
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was just kings cross - cheap impish whore style
54:00 <Skirmish> Future porn star in the making. 
54:00 <AzzA> thats why its safer to drink beer
54:00 <AzzA> beer doesnt get jelous when you com e home smelling of another beer!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> they went to couples therapy…. over a game
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> MY GAWD
55:00 <bonky> Oh okay... I think I'd rather ride a venerable crocodile then
55:00 <Skirmish> He mentioned it to me briefly at the engagement get together. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <Skirmish> He caught her pole dancing with him ... well, her character. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> how do you bring that up in convo
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell
55:00 <Skirmish> Token thinks our flirting is cheating Kate. 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can do x y z ONLINE
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
56:00 <Skirmish> He'd be horrified if he saw the body fluids we exchange. 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my lord
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm sure he would be!
56:00 <Serenity> well it depends on the aspects of the relationship i guess
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, online
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> come on
56:00 <Serenity> some people would consider my boob flashing cheating
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT
56:00 <Doodle> show me them
56:00 <clubsamwich> it's not cheating, it's just business
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'm pretty relaxed - as you'd all probably assume 
57:00 <Serenity> youve seen them back off
57:00 <Skirmish> It only becomes a problem when you call out OH SKIRMISH in the bedroom. 
57:00 <Doodle> show me them again
57:00 <Serenity> ok
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
57:00 <Serenity> hang on
57:00 <Doodle> call out oh Doodle
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <bonky> Yeah but some relationships can develop insane jealousy
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> not healthy!
57:00 <Dugnuts> hey skirmish
57:00 <bonky> I've encountered a few that were very unhealthy for me
57:00 <Dugnuts> have you seen gravity falls?
57:00 <Serenity> different people have different limits i guess
57:00 <Dugnuts> i only heard about it yesterday
57:00 <bonky> I learn to avoid them now
57:00 <Dugnuts> it is pretty damned funny
57:00 <Skirmish> I used to be REALLY jealous in my late teens and early 20's. Some pretty horrible relationships in that time. I moved on. 
58:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: No. 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - good!
58:00 <Dugnuts> get it man
58:00 <Dugnuts> its funy
58:00 <Dugnuts> funny
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want a serious movie
58:00 <Serenity> ive seen my husband lick someone elses nipple i thin k im pre chill
58:00 <Dugnuts> million dollar baby
58:00 <Dugnuts> no country for old men
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> seen
58:00 <Skirmish> I saw Panda mention it a week or so ago so it was instantly pushed from my mind. Anything that Bill Colins wannabe phaggot enjoys has got to be bad. 
58:00 <Dugnuts> shawshank
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah - chilled
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> seen 900 times
58:00 <Dugnuts> green mile
58:00 <couleurs> paul blart mall cop
58:00 <Immutable> lol
59:00 <Dugnuts> oh
59:00 <Dugnuts> captain phillips
59:00 <Dugnuts> seen that?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
59:00 <Dugnuts> get it
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's about?
59:00 <Serenity> ok your all being boring
59:00 <Skirmish> That is actually quite good. 
59:00 <Dugnuts> its tom hanks
59:00 <Dugnuts> do i need to say more
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
59:00 <couleurs> fast n furious tokyo drift
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i asked what it's about
59:00 <Dugnuts> its about a cargo ship that gets taken by sudanese pirate
59:00 <Dugnuts> pirates
59:00 <Dugnuts> based on a true story
59:00 <Dugnuts> it is awesome
59:00 <Dugnuts> but
00:00 <Dugnuts> so you know its awesome regardless
00:00 <Skirmish> A captain of a cargo ship that is kidnapped by a skinny fuckhead Somalian pirate. 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah I'm not a huge fan
00:00 <Dugnuts> oh somalian
00:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
00:00 <Dugnuts> seriously
00:00 <Dugnuts> its great
00:00 <Dugnuts> watch it
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds lame
00:00 <Dugnuts> its not
00:00 <bonky> Tom Hanks was awesome for me in Big, Turner & Hooch, Castaway.. but certainly not everything
00:00 <Skirmish> He says ... 'I AM DE KAPITEN NOW'. 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lame
00:00 <Skirmish> No wonder people hate black people. 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:00 <Dugnuts> look kate
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmisgh!
00:00 <Dugnuts> if you watch it and dont like it
01:00 <Dugnuts> i'll do wahtever you say\
01:00 <Dugnuts> thats how sure i am of it
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really
01:00 <Dugnuts> yes really
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh!
01:00 <Mew> even lick poo?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> even cock shots
01:00 <Dugnuts> if i had to
01:00 <Dugnuts> i guess
01:00 <Dugnuts> sure
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then
01:00 <Dugnuts> but just remember
01:00 <Dugnuts> its a serious movi
01:00 <Dugnuts> movie
01:00 <Dugnuts> so its not fast
01:00 <Dugnuts> its deep
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
01:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvA-mimf2yg   <---- I AM DE KAPTAN NOW.  Fuck off mate. 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like not fast and deep!
02:00 <Doodle> lol wtf Mew
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ skirmish
02:00 <Immutable> I'm so drunk
02:00 <Immutable> ....
02:00 <Doodle> take nudes
02:00 <Serenity> OHH another thing we have in common Immutable
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd, looks deadly serious
02:00 <Serenity> lets hate bang for funsies
02:00 <Dugnuts> do you get your movies in 720 or 1080?
03:00 <Immutable> no thanks Serenity 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL9goBFPj9E
03:00 <Serenity> pff
03:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Who is the captain? Captain Phillips Movie (Funny Vine) Views: 2,903   Uploader: ASAPBANGLANATOK Uploaded: Published on Mar 28, 2014 Duration: 0 Minutes 7 Seconds 
03:00 <Serenity> sook
03:00 <Skirmish> I am considering another refill .... but that is going to push me well over the limit and my wee is already clear as water from the tap.
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
03:00 <bonky> You can balance it out with sex and cupcakes after watching.. or maybe even during?
03:00 <Dugnuts> the only thing i want if you like it
03:00 <Serenity> Skirmish do it
03:00 <Dugnuts> is a thankyou
03:00 <Serenity> you pussy
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> during bonky!
03:00 <Serenity> whats with the men on here being epic sooks
03:00 <Doodle> shut up
03:00 <bonky> You made us this way
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks dug - i'll check it
04:00 <Mew> aww doofle
04:00 <Dugnuts> and if you dont
04:00 <Dugnuts> i'll live up to the gamble
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
04:00 <Doodle> DONT INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M CLEANING MY ROOM
04:00 <Serenity> loool
04:00 <Doodle> *yanks vacuum*
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> and send cock pics?
04:00 <Dugnuts> of course
04:00 <Dugnuts> pm to you
04:00 <Serenity> im gonna come on under an anon proxies and pretend im some hot bird and get all the dick snaps in pm
04:00 <Dugnuts> but if you choose to share
04:00 <Serenity> then hand them to kate
04:00 <Dugnuts> thats up to you
04:00 <Dugnuts> but you have to watch it first
05:00 <Doodle> you have my dick snaps sezz
05:00 <Skirmish> Peer pressure. brb
05:00 <Serenity> i dont have enough of them!
05:00 <Doodle> just give them to her
05:00 <Serenity> dont give me permission unles you really want me to send it to her
05:00 <Dugnuts> come on
05:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
05:00 <Mew> I want cock pics :(
05:00 <bonky> She's like a dick pic succubus
05:00 <Doodle> i dont care
05:00 <Doodle> its just a dick
05:00 <Dugnuts> what kind of moron doesnt ask for girls pics first
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL 
05:00 <Dugnuts> there are so many fakes out there
05:00 <Doodle> send it to Mew too
05:00 <bonky> Never get in the way of a woman on a mission
05:00 <Dugnuts> and they always use girls
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ease up bonky
05:00 <Serenity> lots of them Dugnuts
05:00 <Dugnuts> never really bother with guys
05:00 <Doodle> she deserves a laugh
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't asked you yet  - have i?
06:00 <Serenity> kate wannna see doodles donga?
06:00 <Dugnuts> i supose
06:00 <Dugnuts> i did fall for it when i was younger
06:00 <Doodle> lol donga
06:00 <Dugnuts> but ive been bitten more than once
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodles - is it big?
06:00 <bonky> Kate, I meant Serenity
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
06:00 <Doodle> no its inverted
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> just as well!
06:00 <Serenity> i dont know how to send it
06:00 <Serenity> i dont wanna imgur it
06:00 <bonky> You're still a lady in my book.. a lady that likes cupcakes
06:00 <Doodle> rofl
06:00 <Doodle> fine
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwww
06:00 <Doodle> i will do it myself
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> a lady!
07:00 <Mew> I always imgur my nudes lol
07:00 <Serenity> its not my nude tho
07:00 <Skirmish> WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK .... 
07:00 <Skirmish> Am I the only guy here that's not going to whip his dick out and take pics of it? 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwC7ph9FD54
07:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Little Britain: Robbie Williams - I'm a Lady Views: 786,913   Uploader: plastermilk Uploaded:  Oct 9, 2008 Duration: 2 Minutes 26 Seconds 
07:00 <Doodle> probably
07:00 <Serenity> i dont share anyones nudes not even people i hate
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> that kind of lady?
07:00 <Serenity> and i have a lot
07:00 <bonky> I did it once when I was like 20
08:00 <bonky> Prefer to keep it for intimate encounters now
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
08:00 <bonky> Taking pictures of my wang and sending it to people
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don't do it now?
08:00 <bonky> Well I haven't for a good 15 years
09:00 <Immutable> even I have a pic of skirmish's wang
09:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01 doesnt want pics of cock, she is ignoring my pms
09:00 <Serenity> hahah
09:00 <bonky> lol
09:00 <Serenity> Skirmish is about the only guy i speak with on heres dick i dont have
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <Skirmish> There has never been a picture of my penis ever taken. 
09:00 <Immutable> I'll trade you when you have johninja's
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was chatting to others *hair flicks*
10:00 <Serenity> i have johns
10:00 <Dugnuts> whats wrong with you?
10:00 <bonky> It's like the bigfoot
10:00 <Immutable> is it the one everyone has?
10:00 <Skirmish> Times when girls are like 'you first' I just google a dick and send it and then they send theirs. 
10:00 <Serenity> nope
10:00 <Dugnuts> arent you even curious about what your cock looks like to others Skirmish?
10:00 <Immutable> hrrm
10:00 <Serenity> but you're noit having it
10:00 <Serenity> i dont share nudes
10:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: I'm fairly confident that it's going to look like a dick to other people too. 
10:00 <Serenity> that arent mine anyway
10:00 <Doodle> [23:09] <Skirmish> Times when girls are like 'you first' I just google a dick and send it and then they send theirs.  <- their dick?
10:00 <Dugnuts> fair enough
10:00 <Dugnuts> im not self conscious about mine
11:00 <Serenity> shoiw us then
11:00 <bonky> You have to be careful on the thai servers
11:00 <Skirmish> Neither am I. 
11:00 <Dugnuts> but it really does look different from the side or below
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL@ bonky
11:00 <Dugnuts> yeah no Serenity
11:00 <Dugnuts> not anymore
11:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <Skirmish> If a girl wants to see my penis she can book a date with me. 
11:00 <Dugnuts> i demand to see you naked first
11:00 <Doodle> i'm sure your fiancee wont mind
11:00 <Immutable> or just ask me
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> just watch the pirate movie
11:00 <Serenity> you're not seeing me completely naked if all im seeing is your dick
11:00 <bonky> It's one thing to be made akward by a tall girl.. but when her heavyweight wang stomps your own.. that's hard
11:00 <Dugnuts> if you were talking to me 8 years ago
11:00 <Dugnuts> sure
11:00 <Dugnuts> but ive had a lot of bad experiences since then
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> heavy wangs!
12:00 <Skirmish> Even kate won't share her tit pics with me online I have to keep couging up $280 a night in the Entrance. 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> dug, do you have a heavy wang?
12:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
12:00 <Dugnuts> it doesnt seem heavy to me
12:00 <Dugnuts> but my body holds it up
12:00 <bonky> He lifts
12:00 <Dugnuts> so
12:00 <Serenity> what if i snap you my tits skirmish
12:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
12:00 <Serenity> oh god.
12:00 <Serenity> channel just got ruined
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
13:00 <Skirmish> ban him. Just for one night. 
13:00 <Dugnuts> well i can lift a 70kg girl and throw her around for fun
13:00 <Dugnuts> so take that into account
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
13:00 <Doodle> what about a 170kg girl
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> its irc
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <Dugnuts> dude
13:00 <Skirmish> You're the 199 no beehhh for one night. 
13:00 <bonky> lol
13:00 <Dugnuts> nobody is that strong
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one is 70 kgs here
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
13:00 <Serenity> you're right Skirmish
13:00 <Immutable> I don't even lift
13:00 <bonky> What about that short one.. faux?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah - prob
14:00 <Dugnuts> my last few gfs have all been under 60 kgs tho
14:00 <Dugnuts> so pretty easy to throw around for fun
14:00 <bonky> I was 70kg when I was like 18
14:00 <Doodle> my last few gf's have all been under -4 degrees
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i was born 70kgs
14:00 <Dugnuts> im 100 now
14:00 <Mew> im 73
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
15:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67RbrKflJEc    That is a nice pic. You'd be able to see your dick moving under her skin she is so tiny. 
15:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: TITAN CREED
15:00 <Dugnuts> i need ot lose 10 to get back to my weight when i had a 6 pack
15:00 <Immutable> I'm 99
15:00 <Dugnuts> although, im not mining any more
15:00 <Doodle> i'm 85 when i rest my gut on a table
15:00 <Dugnuts> so i probably need to lose more than 10 to get back to skinny
16:00 <Immutable> I can't get a 6 pack I'm half ukrainian and have a layer of fat about 2cm thick
16:00 <Skirmish> I'm a buck 30 because I am too lazy to diet properly. 
16:00 <bonky> Hahahaha!
16:00 <Dugnuts> that said
16:00 <ThatsRacist> http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=40017&d=1331855046
16:00 <couleurs> i'm sexy n i no it
16:00 <bonky> Me too.. although about a quarter ukrainian/russki
16:00 <Dugnuts> i was 115 in august last year
16:00 <Dugnuts> so im not doing too badly
16:00 <Immutable> yeah that's a massive diff bonky 
16:00 <Immutable> better find out what you are
17:00 <ThatsRacist> Savoy park hotel i used be a dishwasher now its called vibe savoy
17:00 <Skirmish> Sitting here and drinking 2L of goon with Serenity isn't doing my figure any favours. 
17:00 <bonky> I'm 100% mongrel.. irish, spanish, russian, ukrainian, german
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think as long as your comfortable in yo' body that's a good thing
17:00 <Serenity> lol Skirmish
17:00 <Serenity> but its so worth it
17:00 <Skirmish> amen
17:00 <ThatsRacist> will flash it down next morning
17:00 <couleurs> i'm 100% Awesome !!
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
17:00 <Dugnuts> ive never been uncomfortable in mine
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonus
18:00 <Dugnuts> i just find i get hotter girls when i weigh less
18:00 <bonky> I'm about 20kg above comfortable
18:00 <ThatsRacist> especially em oily foods
18:00 <bonky> But it's coming into winter so I don't much care
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i find you can pull a root if you're confident in yo' self regardless of size to be honest
18:00 <bonky> Because life is all about pulling a root
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> hibernate and play wurm :P
18:00 <ThatsRacist> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA1h9h7-_Z4
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19:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, its not.
19:00 <bonky> Oh and cupcakes
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> and.....
19:00 <bonky> ... and dick pics?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah - on mirc it is
19:00 <Doodle> filth
19:00 <Skirmish> Updated pic of my screens. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/B2577800-7BFA-47C0-B502-7D9AF7759181_zpsxxc7vhod.jpg
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i leave my soul searching stuff off irc
20:00 <bonky> No way in hell I am going back to wurm.. stopped in 2009 and that was enough.. I could see where it was going
20:00 <Serenity> oohh let me upgrade mine
20:00 <bonky> I had something like 150 days on one character alone
20:00 <couleurs> cool i'm on tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <bonky> Which was to be honest half what the really hardcore players had
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
21:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
21:00 <Skirmish> wot is wurm?
21:00 <Dugnuts> i can always pull a root katatonic_kate01
21:00 <Dugnuts> always
21:00 <ThatsRacist> http://oi61.tinypic.com/2eg7gwm.jpg
21:00 <Dugnuts> but seriously
21:00 <Dugnuts> the skinnier i am
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol ok dug
21:00 <Dugnuts> the HOTTER i can pull
21:00 <bonky> An indie mmo game that notch worked on before minecraft
22:00 <Dugnuts> maybe its coz im more confident when i feel sexier
22:00 <Dugnuts> or maybe its coz i look better
22:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…. i've pulled roots bigger and smaller
22:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/ux7CuuE.jpg
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> has to do with your own confidence… and if you want the sex
22:00 <bonky> It's nice to be noticed for sure.. compliments are hard to come by but some girls do make it known
22:00 <Skirmish> lol Serenity ALWAYS has to go one better.
22:00 <Dugnuts> yeah but you are a girl
23:00 <Serenity> yeah im pretty fat and married.. but i could still pull if i had to
23:00 <ShadowLurker> boozies
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity 
23:00 <Skirmish> Serenity wouldn't have to ask me twice. 
23:00 <Dugnuts> come on, all it comes down to for you is how low you will make your standards before you say yess
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> me?
23:00 <ThatsRacist> I did it.
23:00 <Immutable> eh I'm fat and I still get asked out
23:00 <Immutable> retardo
23:00 <Immutable> I need to lose a good 12 kilos
24:00 <ThatsRacist> 500 words to go for 20marks
24:00 <Serenity> honestly think its more how you put yourself across than weight
24:00 <ThatsRacist> wrote 1200
24:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
24:00 <Dugnuts> all i can speak from is anecdotal evidence
24:00 <Serenity> and every hot dude wants to pull a fatty deep down
24:00 <Immutable> nah girls only care about looks
24:00 <bonky> Yeah the confidence thing certainly helps
24:00 <Immutable> my personality sucks
25:00 <Dugnuts> and i try it on with lots of girls when im out
25:00 <bonky> Skinny minnies do nothing for me.. bone on bone action?.. no thanks
25:00 <Dugnuts> i just do better when im skinnier
25:00 <Serenity> i love a voluptuous lass
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> same!
25:00 <Dugnuts> me too
25:00 <Dugnuts> but a girl has to have curves
25:00 <Dugnuts> once they get so fat they dont have curves anymore
25:00 <Dugnuts> no thanks
25:00 <Immutable> guys don't
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dug
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever
26:00 <Dugnuts> come on
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> each to their own
26:00 <bonky> So fat the curves disappear?
26:00 <Serenity> just about every guy i know wants 'thick' women
26:00 <Dugnuts> exactly
26:00 <Skirmish> lol as if you are in any position to be that choosey. 
26:00 <bonky> lol
26:00 <Dugnuts> if a girls waist is wider than her hips
26:00 <Dugnuts> thats it
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not going to convince you to like a particular body type
26:00 <Dugnuts> too much
26:00 <Dugnuts> im not trying to be a dick
26:00 <Immutable> thick is a very specific definition related to the ratio of thigh to ass
26:00 <bonky> Thick but firm is fine
26:00 <Dugnuts> but you are attracted by why you are attracted by
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didn't say you were
26:00 <bonky> What do they call it.. brown fat?
27:00 <Dugnuts> and tbh
27:00 <Dugnuts> i do prefer girls to be a bit 'thicker'
27:00 <Dugnuts> they tend to be softer
27:00 <Dugnuts> which is fun
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <Dugnuts> but if they have bodies that look like bricks coz they are so fat
27:00 <Dugnuts> no
27:00 <Dugnuts> just no
27:00 <Immutable> yah fat girls have a higher success rate with guys anyway
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> just as long as their hips are not wider than their waist?
27:00 <Dugnuts> well
27:00 <Dugnuts> other way
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
27:00 <Immutable> its only like a 6% spread at best though
27:00 <Skirmish> I was attracted to one female from irc recently *7+ years ago* and her eyes and face did it for me. I didn't care how big she was. 
27:00 <Dugnuts> hips need to be wider
27:00 <Dugnuts> as i said
27:00 <Dugnuts> they need to curve
28:00 <Dugnuts> but ive had girls near 90kgs that still have curves
28:00 <bonky> I can't say any particular body type attracts me.. I've liked thinner girls, fat girls, tall girls, short.. mostly brunettes, redheads but occasionally the odd blonde
28:00 <Dugnuts> hahah
28:00 <bonky> I either like somebody or I don't
28:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah man
28:00 <Dugnuts> redheads
28:00 <Dugnuts> omg
28:00 <Serenity> well like i said. im fat. never had any complaints
28:00 <Dugnuts> never had a bad redhead
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly bonky
28:00 <Skirmish> You're not fat. 
29:00 <Dugnuts> i dont trust girls when they say they are fat
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity, you're hawt!
29:00 <Skirmish> Fat is when you describe your body shape as 'Round'. You are hourglass Serenity. 
29:00 <Dugnuts> ive had size 10 girls say "OMG IM SO FAT I USED TO BE A 6"
29:00 <Doodle> boioioing
29:00 <Dugnuts> and they were hot as hell
29:00 <bonky> A girl who was once size 6 feels fat at size 8
29:00 <Dugnuts> exactly
29:00 <Dugnuts> and hell
29:00 <Dugnuts> size 12 is hot
29:00 <Dugnuts> 14 still can be
29:00 <Dugnuts> above 16
29:00 <Skirmish> It's all about the DD's. 
29:00 <Dugnuts> depending on how tall
29:00 <Dugnuts> at risk
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts is making me want to punch him in the eye. 
30:00 <Serenity> oh no im no where near a size 8
30:00 <Dugnuts> why
30:00 <Serenity> havent been since i was about 127
30:00 <Serenity> er
30:00 <Serenity> 17
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> please feel free
30:00 <bonky> To be honest, my best sexual encounter was with a rather large girl. Not that it in and of itself was the reason for the great sex.
30:00 <Immutable> eh
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> because she was comfortable with herself
31:00 <Immutable> really I should bonk fat girls then
31:00 <Dugnuts> heh
31:00 <Dugnuts> thats a good point
31:00 <bonky> It was my first and only one night stand.. so that no strings attached do it for the fun probably helped
31:00 <Dugnuts> the best sex of my life was with a size 12 girl
31:00 <Serenity> Skirmish my pee is now clear too.. we can be pee twins
31:00 <Dugnuts> she was so much fucking fun
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonus!
31:00 <Immutable> eh my one night stand sucked lol
31:00 <Serenity> lol cause a size 12 is huge
31:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt say it was
31:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: No hangover for us tomorrow! We're hydrated. 
31:00 <Immutable> I had too much to drink
31:00 <Dugnuts> but its not super skinny either
31:00 <Immutable> it was my fault
31:00 <Skirmish> I just hope I don't wake up in a pool of my own pee. 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes it is
31:00 <Serenity> my first one night stand was with a guy from school
31:00 <Doodle> how dare you
31:00 <Serenity> holy fucking shit his ween was massive
32:00 <Dugnuts> and she kept telling me she used to be so much skinnier and blah blah blah
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> gasps
32:00 <Skirmish> Or have Kayla wake me up at 7am to find me laying in my own pee.
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> how annoying
32:00 <Serenity> loll
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're naked and someone is saying i used to be so much skinnet
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> skinner
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck, if you're naked…. pretty sure it's a done deal
32:00 <bonky> We're naked and about to fuck.. don't dump your insecurities on me!
32:00 <Doodle> hng
32:00 <Dugnuts> heh
33:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> EXACTLY
33:00 <Dugnuts> ive never gotten that
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're in
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor
33:00 <Dugnuts> i figure once you get naked with someone
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHY would you do that
33:00 <Dugnuts> no point being ashamed anymore
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
33:00 <Skirmish> First time I got naked in front of Kate she giggled. Self esteem destruction. 
33:00 <bonky> lol
33:00 <Dugnuts> obviously they were willing to get naked, so they like you that much
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i always giggle
33:00 <Dugnuts> but girls do
33:00 <Serenity> i dont generally have to even like someone to sleep with them
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was not skirmish!
33:00 <Serenity> is that bad
34:00 <Dugnuts> nope
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
34:00 <Doodle> no
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> not at all
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <Dugnuts> hell
34:00 <Serenity> loll
34:00 <Immutable> yeah probably
34:00 <Dugnuts> i generally fuck the girls that i dont like better than the ones i do
34:00 <Dugnuts> if i like them at all i just dont last as long
34:00 <bonky> I liked the large girl's bewbs.. does that count?
34:00 <Serenity> i can separate sex from emotions tho
34:00 <Immutable> ....
34:00 <Dugnuts> really?
34:00 <Dugnuts> a lot of girls say they can
34:00 <Serenity> yes i can and have many times
34:00 <Serenity> sex is sex is sex
34:00 <Dugnuts> well thats good :)
35:00 <Dugnuts> i bet you have a lot of fun then
35:00 <Immutable> aren't you married Serenity ?
35:00 <Skirmish> I fall in love with Kate every time we have sex. Then she throws my clothes out the door whilst I am having a shower and then locks me out when I go to get them. I hate her until the next time then. 
35:00 <Serenity> yes i did have a life before i was married
35:00 <bonky> How dare you
35:00 <Dugnuts> maybe about 30% of the girls ive been with have been able to do that
35:00 <ShadowLurker> lol married
35:00 <Immutable> poor married Serenity 
35:00 <Dugnuts> and they were generally the coolest girls by far
35:00 <Serenity> why poor me?
35:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <Skirmish> lol poor Serenity. You obviously got married because you felt you HAD to rather than you WANTED to. 
36:00 <couleurs> test am i oneline
36:00 <Serenity> lol yeah Skirmish im married and dont hgave sex anymore
36:00 <Serenity> or any fun
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish
37:00 <Immutable> I'm having the most fun eating salad and listening to music on sat
37:00 <Serenity> can you tell me why im poor serenity tho
37:00 <Immutable> you can eat anything when drunk
37:00 <Serenity> im genuinely curious now
37:00 <Immutable> I don't know it was just something drunk me said
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Serenity> are you saying that because you mean it or you dont wanna argue with me
38:00 <Skirmish> I was on mumble chatting to some friends that play wow. Turned it off now. 
38:00 <Immutable> one of those
38:00 <Immutable> I used to like wow
39:00 <Immutable> :(
39:00 <Serenity> wow is the debil
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck it's cold
39:00 <bonky> I had friends that tried to get me into it.. but I could see how time consuming it was for them
39:00 <Skirmish> I got my priest to level 100 today. WOO! 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow
39:00 <katatonic_kate01>  lame
39:00 <Immutable> Skirmish: I play a priest too
39:00 <coffee> i got a level 91 hunter
39:00 <Immutable> ....
39:00 <Skirmish> I play 10 characters. 
40:00 <Immutable> :(
40:00 <bonky> I already had studies and two jobs.. squeezing in a timesink game was not on the cards
40:00 <Immutable> I need a second job
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> what did you study?
40:00 <Immutable> engineering
40:00 <bonky> electronic/software engineering
40:00 <Immutable> oh
40:00 <Skirmish> My hunter, mage, DK and priest are 100. Paladin, Shaman, Druid, other hunter are 90+. Warlock is 60. Banker is 3. 
41:00 <ThatsRacist> UkVI elts
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't l ike wow
41:00 <coffee> i miss playing wow with friends
41:00 <Immutable> priests are UP this patch though right Skirmish ?
41:00 <Skirmish> Kate: Why? 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it's lame
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i don't have the patience to play it really 
42:00 <Skirmish> Immutable: I am not that hardcore. I just play the class for what it is and not just because it's OP that patch. 
42:00 <bonky> Candy crush for you?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> no!
42:00 <Immutable> I am
42:00 <Serenity> MO
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <Skirmish> It's a great time sink for shift work to wind down. 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't play many games tbh
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> CS spasmodically 
42:00 <Skirmish> If I got a 9-5 monday to friday I would probably stop playing too.
42:00 <bonky> counter-strike?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
42:00 <Serenity> holy mcfuck
42:00 <bonky> Jeez that goes back a bit
42:00 <Serenity> that bottle of pp scared me
42:00 <bonky> Used to play the original a fair bit
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> DUST 2
43:00 <Immutable> I play Stronghold kingdoms nowadays...
43:00 <Serenity> DUST 2
43:00 <bonky> Overplayed map
43:00 <Serenity> BEST MAP EVER
43:00 <Skirmish> I played EVE for a while. 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> BEST MAP EVER!!!
43:00 <bonky> Voting servers would run that map for hours
43:00 <bonky> Drove me mad
43:00 <Immutable> HOLY SHIT SKIRM ME TOO?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah love it
43:00 <Immutable> I was ImmutableDark
43:00 <Skirmish> The politics of that game drove me nuts though. 
43:00 <ShadowLurker> DICKS
43:00 <Immutable> lolk
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you speak on mic - and i get 1000% health
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> its' great
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <Immutable> people hired me to troll people in EVE
44:00 <bonky> lol.. hired troll?
44:00 <Skirmish> Typing to people on the internet to negotiate access to asteroid belts to mine without getting blown to shit. 
44:00 <Immutable> yeah miner I'm bored already
44:00 <Immutable> where is Serenity 
44:00 <Skirmish> Fuck them. I am an alpha male. If I want the fucking asteroids I will fucking have them assholes! *shakes fist*
44:00 <Immutable> ...
44:00 <Immutable> miner
44:00 <Immutable> ....
45:00 <Serenity> WHAT
45:00 <Immutable> yeah
45:00 <Serenity> no no
45:00 <Serenity> you arent allowed to do that now
45:00 <Serenity> you rejected me
45:00 <Immutable> suck it up woman
45:00 <Skirmish> I would fucking flick my index finger onto the small patch of skin below your nose Immutable. 
45:00 <Serenity> fine
45:00 <Skirmish> That is how I will deal with you.
45:00 <Serenity> dont touch the tits
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Immutable> whatevs
45:00 <Serenity> ok you can touch one
46:00 <Immutable> nah I'm cool just sitting
46:00 <bonky> Too easy for me
46:00 <Serenity> ok
46:00 <Skirmish> Don't you hate Immutable? lol
46:00 <Serenity> yeah
46:00 <Serenity> i do
46:00 <Serenity> i asked him for a hate fuck but he rejected me
46:00 <Skirmish> We're going to eat pizza!  BACK ON THE ISLAND!
46:00 <Immutable> she found a pic of me I bet
46:00 <Serenity> LOL skimsgdrf
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> hate fuck you
46:00 <Serenity> skirmish
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <Serenity> i used to sing that
46:00 <Skirmish> Me too! But I sung it in clubs and you were in high school. 
47:00 <Skirmish> The late 90's. My clubbing phase. 
47:00 <bonky> I've had that desire once.. this girl at work was a mega whining bitch.. damn I wanted to f*ck her good to shut her up
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> such shitty music when i was 'clubbing'
47:00 <amsy> old man
47:00 <coffee> :/
47:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3QxpEo6an8   <---- This fucking song .... it is brilliant. 
47:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pandora - A Little Bit Views: 137,362   Uploader: ohnoitisnathan10 Uploaded:  Dec 11, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 33 Seconds 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> you think your dick is gonna fix the problem bonky  lolz
48:00 <bonky> Not really.. I think it was just the idea of control
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd @ that song skirmish
48:00 <bonky> Only had that feeling once
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
48:00 <bonky> She wasn't ugly either.. but the personality sucked
48:00 <Serenity> [9:47pm] <Skirmish> Me too! But I sung it in clubs and you were in high school.
48:00 <amsy> lmao
48:00 <Serenity> pre sure i was in year 7 which wasnt high school here
48:00 <Skirmish> It's a little bit of this *touch their boob* it's a little bit of that *touch their twat*.  You knew you were taking her home if she didn't slap you.
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirmish 
49:00 <amsy> hon heter anna anna heter hon
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> such a man whore
49:00 <Skirmish> I was ... lol
49:00 <Serenity> i used to have a bot.. called botenanna and i thought i was hilarious
49:00 <amsy> have actually heard that in a club here sezz :/
49:00 <Serenity> haha amsy oh dear
49:00 <Skirmish> I took a chick home that gave me a head massage in trade for a chicken nugget at McDonalds at 530am. 
49:00 <Skirmish> She was pretty good too. 
49:00 <Serenity> basshunter was pretty huge for a while tho hey
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Immutable> damn I love head massages
50:00 <Serenity> just one chicken nugget?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> povo bastard
50:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5q1o7ofnc
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd be asking for at least 10
50:00 <Skirmish> dats it we're clubbin now peeeeeeps!!
51:00 <Skirmish> PVD is the best. 
51:00 <amsy> yeah he even changed his swedish songs into english ones with "proper" lyrics
51:00 <Immutable> in 2000
51:00 <Immutable> there is a lot of better cult trance out there
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiore9Z5iUg
51:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lilly Wood & The Prick and Robin Schulz - Prayer In C (Robin Schulz Remix) (Official) Views: 159,414,611   Uploader: robin37987 Uploaded: Published on May 20, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 14 Seconds 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> now!
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do love that song
52:00 <Serenity> im so fucking old..
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> you are not
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm 34 this year
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm older
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> so ner
52:00 <Serenity> i should be out clubbing not drnnkign passopnm pop on my mpounge
52:00 <Serenity> sdkjlgbsdfgsd
52:00 <Immutable> I had an old chick in her 40's hit on me in a pub
52:00 <Serenity> f]not
52:00 <Serenity> not drinking passion pop in my louge
52:00 <Serenity> jhggjhikjbgklkhblm,bbjl,"
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah….. you've also got kids
52:00 <Immutable> in front of her bf
52:00 <Serenity> yeahhh
53:00 <Serenity> i hit on mpeople infront of my husband
53:00 <Serenity> is that not ok
53:00 <Serenity> ?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Serenity> mostly women
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> perfectly fine, he knows about it
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> no issue!
53:00 <Serenity> he encourages it mostly
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
53:00 <Immutable> lame
53:00 <Serenity> wjhy
53:00 <Serenity> why
54:00 <Immutable> what are you like 80 years old
54:00 <Serenity> ..........
54:00 <Serenity> me?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
54:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I64KxnINy8
54:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Paul van Dyk - We Are Alive Views: 1,446,381   Uploader: paulvandyk Uploaded:  Sep 29, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 51 Seconds 
54:00 <Serenity> im not even 30.. why do these people think im old
55:00 <Skirmish> I need to put my headphones on before the neighbours get the crankies. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh tragic skirmish lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> glow sticks 
55:00 <bonky> Mine get even by having loud jungle monkey sex all night
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> my next door neighbours are cunts
56:00 <Serenity> GO AWAY
56:00 <Serenity> you just called me old
56:00 <Immutable> nope
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> every single week.. SHANE where were you… why weren't you home…. you fucked her didn't you
56:00 <bonky> It's called roleplay
56:00 <Serenity> is this foreplay?
56:00 <Serenity> boring
57:00 <Immutable> why does everything have to be sex with you?
57:00 <Serenity> because thats all that matters
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> because sex is enjoyable?
57:00 <Immutable> pah
57:00 <Skirmish> We're ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! Take a breath. 
57:00 <Serenity> remember on the internet when it used to be the guys all sex nuts and retard strong
57:00 <Serenity> and now theyre all... why are you talking about sexxx
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <bonky> I just want to cuddle
58:00 <IAmSpeed> You listening to Godsmack Skirmish?
58:00 <Immutable> I just wanna dance
58:00 <Skirmish> IAmSpeed: Paul Van Dyk. 
58:00 <Serenity> ok lets dance i wont molest you at all i swear
58:00 <Skirmish> I was listening to rock music earlier. 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe men don't like women who know what they want?
58:00 <Immutable> k whatevs
58:00 <Serenity> nah i think theyve just changed kate
58:00 <bonky> A woman!.. I'm scared.
58:00 <Serenity> can we do the time warp Immutable
58:00 <Skirmish> I am getting in touch with all my club favs. 
58:00 <Immutable> I'll look it up
59:00 <Serenity> look it up????????????
59:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajo4JQPqJxE    <-------- Good song to pick up chicks to. 
59:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Artful Dodger - Twentyfourseven feat Melanie Blatt (Official Music Video) Views: 35,383   Uploader: RhinoEntertainment Uploaded: Published on Jul 16, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 47 Seconds 
59:00 <Skirmish> Artful Dodger is ORSUM
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