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00:00 <TheRiddler> also she's not afraid to get naked
00:00 <TheRiddler> :p
00:00 <Fez> are u stilk hurt from like 6months ago b1?
00:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/zoidberg_zpsz2nr4ykd.png
00:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, there's an amusing porn doco on
01:00 <simba> shut the fuck up Fez 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and some of the dudes he is interviewing are hilarious
01:00 <Fez> are you leaving us b1?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> except the cunt making kink films
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just a sleaze bag knob
01:00 <Liinda> ummm i think most are sleazes
01:00 <Bastardly_One> think it's on the ABC ... dunno what channel I'm on even
01:00 <Fez> sleezes watch it
02:00 <Skirmish> On a scale of 1 to B1 talking about BDSM .... how sleazy is he? 
02:00 <TheRiddler> I'm a sleaze :p
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish really needs help for that obsession
03:00 <TheRiddler> actually not really
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be proud I've affected someone so badly they live to talk about me 
03:00 <TheRiddler> I'm just highly perverted
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: I wonder if he thinks about you during the day and smiles
03:00 <TokenDaRing> like Picard does
03:00 <simba> whatever helps u sleep i guess
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah man ... you are weird though TheRiddler ... anime is one step too far :P
04:00 <Loof> Skumish if b1 gives you naked pics of himself will you finally leave him alone?
04:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/L7Cq6hc.jpg
04:00 <Fez> im a poet
04:00 <Fez> but I rarely show it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Token I know right?
04:00 <TheRiddler> not all anime is perverted
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon Skirmish, British^Meat and Picard have circle jerks about me 
05:00 <Loof> TheRiddler is the only male "person" i know that uses dildos
05:00 <Loof> freak
05:00 <slinky_J> b1 pie
05:00 <slinky_J> meat pls
05:00 <Fez> tickets on yaself aye bastardly_wolf
05:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, you and my son would get along well ... he's a anime creep/freak too 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Skirmish> Say 1 thing ... get talked about for 5 minutes, yet I am the one with the obsession. Too many lols. 
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: anime is for children and the men who loove them
06:00 <TheRiddler> is your son skrillex? :p
06:00 <couleurs> waiting 4 some1 2 mention me i feel left out hear
06:00 <simba> wb couleurs
06:00 <Bastardly_One> dear fucking God
06:00 <couleurs> ty
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Skrillex
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <simba> do u still love skrillex
07:00 <couleurs> #LPFC #YWNWA
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they're both as nerdy ... both act like girls
07:00 <Fez> drive club!!!!!!!!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Skrillex's old stuff is great
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the new stuff is ... well, pretty shit
07:00 <Fez> I liked skrilkex before they were famous
08:00 <simba> do u think enough time passed for any of his stuff to be old 
08:00 <Loof> project cars!!!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> in May that is 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> will be delayed again I bet
08:00 <Loof> damn
08:00 <simba> is that about cars
08:00 <Loof> not sure
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been delayed every month since Dec so far
08:00 <Loof> i'll google it
09:00 <slinky_J> pewp
09:00 <Fez> rfactor2
09:00 <slinky_J> i hearrr voices!
09:00 <simba> google this: project cars about cars?
09:00 <slinky_J> irc voices!
09:00 <simba> cheers
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <slinky_J> I hear simbas voice
09:00 <couleurs> xD
09:00 <slinky_J> life's cruel josh
09:00 <Fez> u good at rfactor2 b1?
09:00 <slinky_J> wot simba
09:00 <slinky_J> stop it!
09:00 <slinky_J> how dew u dew dis
09:00 <Loof> anybody who doesn't get a wii u by xmas can't be in the club :P
10:00 <slinky_J> lol
10:00 <slinky_J> true
10:00 <slinky_J> kidd them not.
10:00 <simba> b1s getting one
10:00 <slinky_J> can't wait to get Pee Yew!
10:00 <Skirmish> I wouldn't take a wii u if it was given to me. 
10:00 <Loof> i want to play smash now :(
10:00 <slinky_J> simba ur main selling point now is b1 is getting one
10:00 <Fez> b1 already has 1
10:00 <slinky_J> simba is a Nintento SPY!
10:00 <simba> do u even play games tho Skirmish
11:00 <simba> u dont seem like u like fun
11:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish is a nintendo SPY!
11:00 <Liinda> wtf is a wii u
11:00 <slinky_J> a board game
11:00 <slinky_J> nah
11:00 <couleurs> i'd wee n poo on u
11:00 <Skirmish> simba: Yeah on PC ... GT6 on PS3. 
11:00 <Loof> bored game
11:00 <Liinda> wee wee poo poo
11:00 <Liinda> is french
11:00 <slinky_J> the first 8th gen console Liinda
11:00 <simba> 1 game
11:00 <Liinda> waste of money
11:00 <Loof> not if you like gaming
11:00 <slinky_J> it's really good just it doesnt have enough death that the other consoles promote.
11:00 <Skirmish> I've played other games on PS, but none lately. 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> a Wii U is a waste of money
12:00 <Liinda> whats so diff about this wii u
12:00 <simba> thank u
12:00 <Loof> the games
12:00 <slinky_J> so Nintendo is like the buddhist console
12:00 <slinky_J> n i fucken want it.
12:00 <Loof> nintendo games rule
12:00 <slinky_J> ya man!
12:00 <slinky_J> im svin up
12:00 <Loof> same
12:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing Liinda except it's Nintendo ... BFW (big fuckin' whoopee)
12:00 <Skirmish> I bought Ethan a wii when they first came out and we traded it in for a Xbox 360 after a few months. We weren't fans. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> a Wii and a Wii U are a tad different
13:00 <Liinda> i still have my xbox 360 that ive prob touched 15 times
13:00 <simba> poor Ethan
13:00 <TokenDaRing> most people buy a Wii and it gathers dust
13:00 <Bastardly_One> stop trying to get into a convo you know nothing about
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <Fez> wii u is ok
13:00 <simba> chill out man
13:00 <Bastardly_One> My Wii got so much action it wasn't funny
13:00 <Fez> its good tho
14:00 <Bastardly_One> still got it around somewhere ... traded most of the games though
14:00 <simba> u idiet
14:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
14:00 <couleurs> i used to have a xbox 360 too Liinda... we're practically GaMeR^GiRLz
14:00 <Bastardly_One> sold one that is really hard to get for the same price I got it new
14:00 <Bastardly_One> thought that was alright
15:00 <simba> what wii is really hard to get
15:00 <Liinda> lol couleurs
15:00 <couleurs> btw put it in the bin right now Liinda it will try to kill your or burn down your house
15:00 <Bastardly_One> One Chamara Bikini Zombie Slayers
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that game
15:00 <Fez> traded for drive club
15:00 <Liinda> i still have my C64 and atari 2600
15:00 <simba> wtf is that
15:00 <Fez> liinda. hi
15:00 <couleurs> i bags the C64
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I've still got my chipped C64
15:00 <Liinda> not selling it
15:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/LU0djwj7O4U
15:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Top 25 Wii U Games Views: 560,708   Uploader: IGNentertainment Uploaded: Published on Sep 18, 2014 Duration: 7 Minutes 10 Seconds 
15:00 <Fez> can we plsy?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 pirate chicks in bikinis slaying zombies
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what it was
15:00 <Liinda> yeah it still works, all my games work
16:00 <simba> thats terrible
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not though
16:00 <Bastardly_One> BM has it as well 
16:00 <Loof> that's weird the c64 disks still work
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll tell you it was a great cheap classic 
16:00 <simba> well i'll be having a word with him
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, nuh all my floppies still work
16:00 <Liinda> yeah, the drive plays up a bit but cos of the dust build up, so after a clean its good
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so does the drive
16:00 <Bastardly_One> if it ever dies lemme know
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I have like 3 drives 
17:00 <Loof> must be just the dust in my house cause all my amiga floppies died
17:00 <simba> C64^KiNG
17:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why I have another 2 but I do
17:00 <Liinda> nah my bf fixes that stuff B1 so all good, but thanks
17:00 <Loof> unless the older 5 inch floppies were more sturdy
17:00 <Liinda> he's bought a few on ebay fixed them and sold them
17:00 <simba> theres already a C64^KiNG
17:00 <couleurs> can't fix it if we break his arms -_-
17:00 <Liinda> lol
17:00 <stres> i bet you know a thing or two about 5 inches, loof
18:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaah I see
18:00 <couleurs> HOT BURN
18:00 <Bastardly_One> smart man 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they're easy to fix ... don't need much knowledge
18:00 <Loof> i just use emulators
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I am hardware retarded and find them easy to fix
18:00 <Fez> lol
19:00 <couleurs> <Bastardly_One> i am retarded and easy
19:00 <Bastardly_One> someone on here was after SID chips
19:00 <couleurs> #rekt
19:00 <simba> me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> was someone like TheBaron or whatnot
20:00 <Loof> miss that dude
20:00 <Bastardly_One> don't
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I do as well but pretty much full of shit 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> still waiting on the mail for instance
20:00 <Loof> he hooked me up
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'm still waiting on my seeds
20:00 <couleurs> https://vine.co/v/OFqOTEnBFAV
21:00 <couleurs> FaTaLiTy
22:00 <simba> Haha - that's great. Will definitely Share that with my buddies on various Social Networks. Cheers!
22:00 <Fez> good seeds are hard to come buy
22:00 <stres> look at this guy, with his various social networks
22:00 <couleurs> i'm a social network engineer for google inc thank u very much
23:00 <simba> Fez are you a lemming
24:00 <couleurs> tweet me @rove_mcanus or use #anus to follow me otherwise i can be reached at [email protected] ok bye
24:00 <stres> isn't he dead?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ta Loof
24:00 <Loof> yw :)
24:00 <simba> Fez seems like the kinda guy whos first hotmail was like XDarkReignX
24:00 <Bastardly_One> re-add to PS too
24:00 <Fez> just participating in the cinvo mate
24:00 <Bastardly_One> might do a heist later
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but the kids shit me 
25:00 <Loof> k man i'll do it now
25:00 <Fez> u are y sour simba?
25:00 <couleurs> no his wife dead RiP Paul Driver
25:00 <Loof> still playing dragon age?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> why is it simba and I are the only people that see Fez for what he is ... a really shit troll?
26:00 <simba> Dragon Age Inquisition
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I need to start again kind of
26:00 <stres> yeah fez
26:00 <Loof> same
26:00 <stres> take that
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not happy with a couple of choices
26:00 <simba> how are ur monado arts?
26:00 <Loof> i want to start gran turismo 6 again
26:00 <Loof> my cars suck
26:00 <Bastardly_One> has affected me later on .. or else you really do need to use overhead battle
26:00 <couleurs> Dragon Age Inquisition
26:00 <Fez> cuz im not one and u convinced simba I am one b1
27:00 <Fez> thats why
27:00 <Loof> oh fuck you are forced to use that overhead shite?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> because be fucked if I can kill  dragons I am supposed to be able to by now
27:00 <simba> shut UP fez
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you must be
27:00 <Loof> fuck
27:00 <Bastardly_One> because be fucked if I can kill them
27:00 <Fez> no
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and everyone tells me I should be able to by now
27:00 <Loof> damn
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like well I fucking cant!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <Fez> its a public room for everyone to chat in
28:00 <stres> yeah, william wallace said so
28:00 <Fez> yea
28:00 <couleurs> Dragon Master Inquisition
31:00 <Bastardly_One> don't knock it until you've played it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I scoffed at the ravings about it for ages before checking it out 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're into rpg's that is one bad arse rpg
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking brilliant now they've patched it and added a couple of things and fixed some other too
32:00 <Loof> is this elder scrolls online?
32:00 <slinky_J> who is stres
32:00 <Fez> thstsvpretty good
32:00 <slinky_J> who are you?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> DAI Loof
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Elder Scrolls will be in June 
33:00 <slinky_J> oh
33:00 <Loof> beta is out now i think
33:00 <Loof> or soon
33:00 <gummyb3ar> okay have a good night/days people
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and most likely completely rebooted I think 
33:00 <Liinda> goodnight all <3
33:00 <gummyb3ar> peace out
33:00 <slinky_J> u and Lewfs got ps4
33:00 <Loof> alpha sucked ass
33:00 <simba> but is it set on dead gods bodies?
33:00 <slinky_J> nite linas
33:00 <slinky_J> <3
33:00 <slinky_J> but is it set on dead gods bodies!
33:00 <Liinda> <3
33:00 <slinky_J> i said it first.
34:00 <simba> ok
34:00 <slinky_J> anyone here watch Vikings?
35:00 <slinky_J> im the only one that watches Vikings on sbs..
35:00 <slinky_J> simba you dont watch it?
35:00 <Loof> i watch vikings
35:00 <stres> me too loof
35:00 <Loof> fucking love it
35:00 <stres> we should be friends
35:00 <slinky_J> Yeah Lewf woo!
36:00 <slinky_J> I caught the fifth episode I think it is the fifth
36:00 <slinky_J> on sbs2 on saturday
36:00 <couleurs> i watch it too but it's called game of vikings 
36:00 <couleurs> roflmao 
36:00 <Loof> dl it man
36:00 <couleurs> xD
36:00 <Loof> it just gets better and better
36:00 <slinky_J> well there's only season 3 now
36:00 <slinky_J> so may aswell watch the rest
36:00 <Fez> ssterdays a good day
36:00 <Loof> yeah
36:00 <slinky_J> but the King of Wessex did like I thouoght he would
37:00 <slinky_J> with his son
37:00 <Loof> same i could see that coming
37:00 <simba> u watch it
37:00 <slinky_J> and fucking slaughtered the viking settlers
37:00 <slinky_J> yeah
37:00 <slinky_J> no shit
37:00 <slinky_J> I wondered that if Lagether had staid
37:00 <slinky_J> what would have happened to her
37:00 <slinky_J> she lost her earldom ok
38:00 <slinky_J> you've seen the whole season tho
38:00 <slinky_J> They say they are going to paris next
38:00 <Loof> mmm lagertha
38:00 <Loof> mmmm
38:00 <slinky_J> mmmmm
38:00 <slinky_J> she is so hot
38:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
38:00 <Fart> She's very sexy
39:00 <slinky_J> hotter than Ragnars secon wife
39:00 <slinky_J> hells ye
39:00 <Loof> fo sho
39:00 <slinky_J> even their son, bjourn
39:00 <slinky_J> however us pell it, his girl
39:00 <slinky_J> even with the scars
39:00 <slinky_J> so sexy
39:00 <Loof> yeah man loved when she shaved the sides of her head
39:00 <Loof> eyegasm
39:00 <slinky_J> yeah man!
39:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
39:00 <slinky_J> totally!!
40:00 <slinky_J> this is why I waited for it on sbs
40:00 <slinky_J> i love Floki tho
40:00 <slinky_J> he is my fav
40:00 <Loof> he rules
40:00 <Fart> sbs plays some qulity crap
40:00 <slinky_J> no shit
40:00 <Fart> lol
40:00 <slinky_J> he is so in tune
40:00 <slinky_J> with everything
40:00 <Loof> i can see shit getting real between him and ragnar
40:00 <Loof> before long
40:00 <slinky_J> he seems so nuts in the first series
41:00 <slinky_J> oh
41:00 <Loof> regarding ragnars christ worship
41:00 <slinky_J> okay
41:00 <slinky_J> yer
41:00 <slinky_J> the priest.
41:00 <Loof> it's pissing floki off
41:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
41:00 <slinky_J> it is
41:00 <slinky_J> but Ragnar has plans
41:00 <slinky_J> I mean
41:00 <Loof> yeah man i know
41:00 <Loof> that's the thing
41:00 <slinky_J> he was going to sacrifice the priest
42:00 <Loof> yeah
42:00 <Butthead> Isn't that what's love for!
42:00 <slinky_J> so it's hard to tell with him
42:00 <Loof> yep
42:00 <slinky_J> if what he wants
42:00 <slinky_J> means more than he already has..
42:00 <slinky_J> and now with his wife and Harbard?
42:00 <Butthead> Vikings with axes, would always get owned by archers
42:00 <slinky_J> and Floki telling him
42:00 <slinky_J> another name for Odin
42:00 <Butthead> Floki!
42:00 <slinky_J> who knows
42:00 <Butthead> I love this dude!
43:00 <slinky_J> yes!
43:00 <Butthead> !
43:00 <slinky_J> we do too :P
43:00 <Butthead> Floki the magic
43:00 <slinky_J> my clan on b4
43:00 <slinky_J> Floki is a god
43:00 <Loof> i hated floki at first, now he's my fav
43:00 <slinky_J> yeah
43:00 <Butthead> ppl like Floki made bourbon
44:00 <slinky_J> he always looks shifty
44:00 <slinky_J> but he isnt
44:00 <Loof> yup
44:00 <slinky_J> he's smart.
44:00 <Loof> i know he is honorable
44:00 <Butthead> He's from the GODS!
44:00 <slinky_J> yeah
44:00 <slinky_J> you said it
44:00 <slinky_J> honorable.
44:00 <slinky_J> he is Butthead
44:00 <slinky_J> that's it hey
44:00 <Butthead> yah mon
44:00 <Butthead> hahaha
44:00 <slinky_J> i just said
44:00 <Butthead> Ilove the mofo
44:00 <slinky_J> d
44:00 <slinky_J> [
45:00 <slinky_J> 00:13] <slinky_J> Floki is a god
46:00 <slinky_J> hey lewf I got a song for ya
46:00 <slinky_J> because of u mang
47:00 <simba> im really feeling it
49:00 <TokenDaRing> can you feel the love tonight
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> thankfully not!
50:00 <stres> depends on the type of love, i guess
50:00 <simba> feel it... feel it now!!!!!
50:00 <slinky_J> k share it with simba
50:00 <slinky_J> u think Loof
50:00 <slinky_J> AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
51:00 <slinky_J> shouold i even
51:00 <slinky_J> shouolld i eeeeveeeeeen
51:00 <slinky_J> share THIS
51:00 <simba> nope
51:00 <slinky_J> fuck you mario dingo
52:00 <Butthead> Fuck poker is a rage game!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> cupcake love
53:00 <Butthead> Get on a wicked winning streak, win shit-loads... then in a few hands lose it all.
53:00 <Butthead> FUCK!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> poker?
53:00 <stres> story of my life, man
53:00 <Loof> gamblers never really win
53:00 <Loof> it's lame
54:00 <slinky_J> oh
54:00 <slinky_J> Lewfs
54:00 <Butthead> Fuck off loof
54:00 <slinky_J> i shared the song to simba just then
54:00 <slinky_J> oi
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew that
54:00 <slinky_J> Butthead
54:00 <Butthead> It's when to cash out
54:00 <Loof> ok addict
54:00 <slinky_J> hold on
54:00 <slinky_J> Loof
54:00 <slinky_J> u too
54:00 <Butthead> When ur on a winning streak knowing that time to cash out!
54:00 <slinky_J> I play poker
54:00 <slinky_J> to make money
54:00 <Butthead> Loof u sound like a fluff
54:00 <slinky_J> online
54:00 <simba> gamblers dont have the common sense to cash out
55:00 <simba> they cant
55:00 <slinky_J> no he isnt a fluff
55:00 <slinky_J> he's just a good straight cunt
55:00 <Butthead> I do a fart & blow the whole thing apart!
55:00 <Loof> ty <3
55:00 <slinky_J> <3 all good brother
55:00 <slinky_J> sounod like a rapper Butthead
56:00 <slinky_J> how many cards
56:00 <slinky_J> is aces and eights?
56:00 <Butthead> I'm doing who in the what now?
56:00 <slinky_J> ^
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
56:00 <Butthead> Tits in ur face!
56:00 <slinky_J> four cards,
56:00 <Butthead> I had AAAA
56:00 <slinky_J> two aces, two eights
57:00 <Butthead> My greatest hand of the night
57:00 <slinky_J> fifth card isn't revealed
57:00 <Butthead> Untill she shows her tits
57:00 <slinky_J> takes your mind off of things yer
57:00 <slinky_J> why you turning into a cunt
57:00 <slinky_J> Just asking..
58:00 <slinky_J> second nature?
58:00 <Loof> i like solitare
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you win with 4 aces *rolls eyes*
58:00 <slinky_J> aye Lewfs
58:00 <slinky_J> serious cause that is a good game
58:00 <Loof> agreed
58:00 <slinky_J> yerp
58:00 <slinky_J> when you finally win
58:00 <slinky_J> so pumped
58:00 <slinky_J> lol
58:00 <Loof> even though i only win like 1 in 5083405983 times
58:00 <Butthead> Game is rigged!
58:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <slinky_J> lol!
59:00 <slinky_J> yer
59:00 <slinky_J> well, you get from what you get
59:00 <Loof> yeah
59:00 <slinky_J> and you work out how fucked you really are
59:00 <slinky_J> and then
59:00 <slinky_J> how stubborn
59:00 <slinky_J> you are to play on!
59:00 <slinky_J> love the game!
59:00 <slinky_J> I'm stubborn LOL
00:00 <slinky_J> Willing victem
00:00 <slinky_J> got Pink on
00:00 <slinky_J> <3 pink
00:00 <Butthead> I love Pink!
00:00 <Butthead> OMG!
00:00 <slinky_J> just give me a reason
00:00 <slinky_J> :P
01:00 <slinky_J> sick video
01:00 <Butthead> Share...
01:00 <slinky_J> kk one sec
01:00 <Butthead> u seen Katy live?
01:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpQFFLBMEPI
01:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: P!nk - Just Give Me A Reason ft. Nate Ruess Views: 378,610,163   Uploader: PinkVEVO Uploaded: Published on Feb 5, 2013 Duration: 4 Minutes 3 Seconds 
01:00 <slinky_J> i play fromt the start with ya
02:00 <Maurice> Best song
02:00 <slinky_J> this god damn
02:00 <slinky_J> fkn
02:00 <slinky_J> add
02:00 <slinky_J> ^5 Maurice
02:00 <Maurice> I saw her sing this live :D
02:00 <Butthead> Love a good ad... gets me PUMPED!
02:00 <slinky_J> :o
02:00 <Butthead> haha
02:00 <slinky_J> we lurve her
02:00 <Maurice> So did Serenity
02:00 <slinky_J> and with every touch
02:00 <slinky_J> you fixed them
02:00 <Serenity> :))
03:00 <slinky_J> now you been talkin in your sleep
03:00 <Maurice> Now youve been talking in your sleep
03:00 <Maurice> Uh oh
03:00 <slinky_J> things you never say to me
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> cupcakes do it for me
03:00 <Butthead> I'd love her in my bed right about now!
03:00 <Butthead> With Katy!
03:00 <Maurice> Get in line buddy
03:00 <slinky_J> we're not broken
03:00 <slinky_J> just bent
03:00 <Loof> mmm hash cupcakes
03:00 <slinky_J> and we can learn to love again
03:00 <slinky_J> old schoolin tonite ay!
04:00 <Butthead> lol hash cakes...
04:00 <Butthead> getting high on cake? :D
04:00 <slinky_J> oh oh i love our love
04:00 <slinky_J> yo
04:00 <slinky_J> just give her a reason just one bit of enouogh bro
04:00 <Loof> anything requiring butter
04:00 <slinky_J> unf
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> no just chocolate ones
04:00 <Butthead> butter on Katy
04:00 <Loof> make dat cannabutter
04:00 <Butthead> nom nom nom
04:00 <slinky_J> we're collecting dust Maurice
05:00 <simba> im really feeling it
05:00 <slinky_J> it's in the start
05:00 <slinky_J> it's been written in the stars
05:00 <slinky_J> cmon
05:00 <slinky_J> WE'RE NOT BROKEN JUST BENT AND WE CAN LEARN TO LOVE AGAIN!
06:00 <slinky_J> I don't have her new album
07:00 <Butthead> I still listen to Blink in 2015
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> gay
07:00 <Butthead> Show us ur tits
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> gis a look at your cock first 
07:00 <slinky_J> aye Butthead
07:00 <Butthead> yo yo
07:00 <slinky_J> how about this dood
08:00 <Butthead> fart n bloweth
08:00 <slinky_J> three in a quarter.
08:00 <Loof> i'm working for the ittie bittie tittie committee kate and i'm afraid it's time for an inspection
08:00 <TheRiddler> give us a pic to prove you really have a butt for a head
08:00 <stres> check out how smooth this guy is
08:00 <Butthead> lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <slinky_J> i posted this to my american cousin got home https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2AuvFRVbO8
08:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Notorious B.I.G. - Who Shot Ya? (Dirty) Uncensored Views: 31,912   Uploader: OfficialGangstaVideo Uploaded: Published on Mar 31, 2013 Duration: 5 Minutes 17 Seconds 
08:00 <slinky_J> hells yeah!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah cock…. someone tell me when he is on cam or flashing his cock
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> until then next
09:00 <stres> wait, you mean people here aren't on cam flashing their cocks?
09:00 <stres> i'm gonna have to reevaluate what irc is about
10:00 <slinky_J> stres
10:00 <slinky_J> lol what Kate
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
10:00 <stres> what?
10:00 <slinky_J> 00:39] <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah cock…. someone tell me when he is on cam or flashing his cock
10:00 <slinky_J> that ^
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
11:00 <slinky_J> ?
11:00 <slinky_J> who
11:00 <stres> we get it, punctuation man
11:00 <slinky_J> fk off
11:00 <slinky_J> I'm not dissing her.
11:00 <Butthead> Fuck off ads
11:00 <stres> i could care if you are
11:00 <Butthead> Everywhere u go, u always take the ads with u
11:00 <slinky_J> I got a song for you Kate
12:00 <stres> i'm sure she's big enough and ugly enough to take care of herself
12:00 <slinky_J> from my fav band
12:00 <Butthead> So many ads!
12:00 <Butthead> hahahaha'
12:00 <slinky_J> remixed
12:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-t1a_pzVKQ
12:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bush - Letting the Cables Sleep the N O W Remix Views: 557,321   Uploader: rafarctube Uploaded:  Jun 28, 2009 Duration: 5 Minutes 24 Seconds 
12:00 <Butthead> I get 1 more fn ad I'm gonna scream!
12:00 <slinky_J> i didnt get an ad with this song yo
12:00 <Loof> bet it's an icecream ad
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> whats this
13:00 <slinky_J> Lewf it's good.
13:00 <slinky_J> Bush
13:00 <Butthead> Some crazy crap
13:00 <slinky_J> from the 90's
13:00 <Butthead> 90's were the shiz
13:00 <slinky_J> yer
13:00 <Loof> agreed
13:00 <slinky_J> no shit
13:00 <slinky_J> bush were deeper than nirvana yo
13:00 <Butthead> The fart blowing mcslogeth!
14:00 <slinky_J> this is just mellow
14:00 <slinky_J> cafe del mar rules
14:00 <Loof> god now i want coffee
14:00 <Loof> CUNTS
14:00 <Loof> :P
14:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
14:00 <slinky_J> get coffee?
14:00 <Loof> brb
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf is that shit
15:00 <slinky_J> k
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> bad porno music?
15:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
15:00 <Butthead> I can't drink coffee, fucks up my stomach ulcars
15:00 <slinky_J> a remix
15:00 <slinky_J> kk
15:00 <slinky_J> u didnt like it ok
15:00 <Loof> sucks for u Butthead 
15:00 <Loof> :(
15:00 <slinky_J> i love this remix
15:00 <stres> this is what you should be listening too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0N4twV28Mw
15:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ini Kamoze - Here Comes The Hotstepper (HQ) Views: 4,712,480   Uploader: youpi444 Uploaded:  Jun 29, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 9 Seconds 
15:00 <slinky_J> id blast it
15:00 <Butthead> Tits in ur face
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
16:00 <slinky_J> oh yea
16:00 <slinky_J> DUDE
16:00 <slinky_J> ROFL
16:00 <slinky_J> i am gonna best u
16:00 <slinky_J> with THIS SONG!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch please
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> where is everyone?
16:00 <slinky_J> ready
16:00 <stres> in my pants
16:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk
16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kris Kross - Jump Views: 24,065,459   Uploader: KrisKrossVEVO Uploaded:  Sep 24, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 18 Seconds 
16:00 <stres> hahaha
16:00 <Butthead> Singing by the old mill
16:00 <slinky_J> shit yo ass
17:00 <slinky_J> STILL KRISS CROSSIN
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> this is like….
17:00 <stres> brb, have to reverse my pants to listen to that shit
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <slinky_J> i like stres
17:00 <Butthead> ppl still wear pants? :o
17:00 <stres> everyone likes stres
17:00 <stres> except loof
17:00 <slinky_J> i still got that on yo
17:00 <stres> he's a ballbag
17:00 <slinky_J> naw
17:00 <slinky_J> Loof is the best
17:00 <slinky_J> dont be a cunt about it.
18:00 <slinky_J> we all cool!
18:00 <stres> alright
18:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of cunts
18:00 <stres> i guess he can be cool with a mouth full of cock
18:00 <Bastardly_One> we used that word pretty much as an every day word yeah?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> notice how offended americans are by it?
18:00 <slinky_J> hey Maurice can I pm u one sec?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> like they can't even see the word
19:00 <stres> most americans are also offended by any slightly disparaging reference to christianity too though
19:00 <stres> noone said they were smart
19:00 <slinky_J> I guess any of us would
19:00 <slinky_J> I got pink back on.
19:00 <slinky_J> and I'm the most gangster cunt here.
19:00 <Butthead> I got blink back on
19:00 <slinky_J> I blinked and she was gone
20:00 <Bastardly_One> only prissy cunts get uppity about the cunt word
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> mm's?
20:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
20:00 <stres> holy shit
20:00 <stres> trouts are still a thing
20:00 <slinky_J> Listenin to u on teh radeoz Kate :p
20:00 <Butthead> I surf, mother nature is my gang
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I've Type O Negative on
20:00 <slinky_J> WE KNOW UR PINK!
20:00 <slinky_J> huh u have type zero porn?
20:00 <slinky_J> u suq
20:00 <Butthead> u humans are weird the way u pollute the Earth!
21:00 <slinky_J> bad humans BAD!
21:00 <Butthead> u don't make the Earth more beautiful...
21:00 <Butthead> dodgy mofos
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you're an alien?
21:00 <slinky_J> well
21:00 <slinky_J> I am glad
21:00 <slinky_J> i got to share a fkn song with Loof
21:00 <slinky_J> fkn
22:00 <Butthead> Nope, I enjoy surfing... being with nature
22:00 <slinky_J> Loof I think we should share it
22:00 <Butthead> Fn aliens m8! :D
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> oh shut up
22:00 <Butthead> I wqish
22:00 <slinky_J> i think you need this song
22:00 <slinky_J> and watch the video too
22:00 <Butthead> If aliens existed they'd shake their heads
22:00 <TheRiddler> that's how they pee
22:00 <slinky_J> ready?
22:00 <slinky_J> stfu
23:00 <slinky_J> Riddler wait up
23:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRzKUVjHkGk
23:00 <slinky_J> Joe Cocker
23:00 <slinky_J> in Woodstock.
23:00 <slinky_J> ^
23:00 <slinky_J> I will try not to sing out of tune
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow… just finished watching lovelace - but linda love lace...
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> her husband was a cunt
24:00 <Butthead> Cheers for that slinky
24:00 <Butthead> Fn sweet m8
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> epic cunt
26:00 <slinky_J> wooahhh
27:00 <slinky_J> have a little help from my friends
27:00 <slinky_J> cmon get with me now
27:00 <slinky_J> kate
27:00 <slinky_J> you like dramas?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> tv ones, sure
27:00 <slinky_J> got a great love one for u
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
28:00 <AzzA> yeah it was ok, wasnt the best movie
28:00 <slinky_J> one sec
33:00 <DemonsRun> AzzA: what movie?
37:00 <simba> Demons Run 2: Running From Demons
38:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
39:00 <simba> hi DR good to see u / ur nick
40:00 <slinky_J> I lost a gf
40:00 <slinky_J> i think
40:00 <slinky_J> still got one!
41:00 <slinky_J> where is nate dannutz
41:00 <simba> slinky_J can i ask u a question
41:00 <slinky_J> you can
41:00 <simba> do any of these girls u say are ur gf and then not every fortnight actually exist
41:00 <slinky_J> ?
41:00 <slinky_J> oh
41:00 <slinky_J> yer well one is an hour away
42:00 <slinky_J> other I found out about this commune thing
42:00 <slinky_J> she likedd that shes a hippy
42:00 <simba> do you just try to have things going with as many girls as possible
42:00 <slinky_J> dude im just open
42:00 <slinky_J> no
42:00 <simba> r u open to learning some new monado arts
43:00 <slinky_J> girl thats gone off now
43:00 <slinky_J> she will prob fuck some guy there i dunno
43:00 <slinky_J> idc
43:00 <slinky_J> other one
44:00 <simba>  ༼ ºل͟º ༽
44:00 <slinky_J> i liked for two yrs
44:00 <slinky_J> n same
44:00 <slinky_J> i dunno man i was raised by my mother but i dont ever listen to it
45:00 <slinky_J> i put on weight lately i dont even get why a girl would like me
45:00 <DemonsRun> Thank simba 
45:00 <slinky_J> is that open enough
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe you've got a huge dick?
45:00 <Butthead> Old scool blink -
45:00 <Butthead> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpxFhvT_GME
45:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Blink 182 Violence Views: 2,625,979   Uploader: xoxfaithxox Uploaded:  Oct 9, 2006 Duration: 3 Minutes 43 Seconds 
46:00 <slinky_J> lol
46:00 <simba> i do katatonic_kate01
46:00 <slinky_J> id expect simba to
46:00 <slinky_J> UNO WHAT I WONDER THO
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah heard all about yours simba
46:00 <slinky_J> oops
46:00 <slinky_J> soz
46:00 <slinky_J> my bad
46:00 <slinky_J> for talkin about simba
47:00 <slinky_J> never heard a girl walk out cryin
47:00 <slinky_J> UNFFF
47:00 <slinky_J> *guitar*
47:00 <slinky_J> writes a song
47:00 <simba> i herd all bout yo dick
47:00 <simba> and what it do
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
48:00 <slinky_J> would you believe in love at first sight?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lust sure
48:00 <slinky_J> what do you see when you turn out the light
48:00 <slinky_J> I DON'T SEEE NOTHIN!
48:00 <simba> slinky_J r u on meth these days
48:00 <simba> u started spazzing out lately
48:00 <slinky_J> Lewf way appreciated this song
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <slinky_J> more than u cunts
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> is there actually a convo happening here ?
49:00 <stres> HELLO FRIENDS
49:00 <slinky_J> it's just our love
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> or just random thoughts thrown in willy nilly
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> carry on
49:00 <slinky_J> simba you know I dont do
49:00 <slinky_J> or never would do meth
49:00 <slinky_J> I'm drinking beer right now
50:00 <slinky_J> Oettingers
50:00 <slinky_J> could skull but rather sip
50:00 <slinky_J> got another carton waiting
50:00 <slinky_J> man
50:00 <slinky_J> why dont u just ask me
50:00 <stres> is that that aldi swill?
50:00 <slinky_J> do i fuck hookers from ccs up the road
50:00 <slinky_J> my answer brother
50:00 <slinky_J> BE
51:00 <slinky_J> no i dont
51:00 <slinky_J> those bitches do so much meth!
51:00 <slinky_J> lolz
51:00 <stres> the more meth the less teeth
51:00 <stres> it's a win/win
51:00 <slinky_J> dude
51:00 <slinky_J> im not even thinkin about that
52:00 <slinky_J> because that drug is shit
52:00 <Butthead> My 2nd sexual experience was with a hooker, she was fn hot! Shame I was on so many drugs I couldn't cum!
52:00 <slinky_J> and im growin weeed
52:00 <Butthead> meth is a shit drug m8!@
52:00 <slinky_J> tell that to simba
52:00 <Butthead> It's good for a short while, but in the end it's poison
52:00 <simba> i was just asking cos u seem to have more energy now
53:00 <slinky_J> jono
53:00 <slinky_J> can always pm me dude
53:00 <slinky_J> ill tell you exactly why im more energetic.
53:00 <stres> viagra
53:00 <Butthead> if all drugs were legal, & made good quality... how woud this Earth of of over-populated Humans be?
53:00 <slinky_J> no
53:00 <simba> about what
53:00 <slinky_J> weird
53:00 <simba> u can just say
53:00 <slinky_J> u say im more energetic now
54:00 <slinky_J> no i cant
54:00 <slinky_J> u were my mate
54:00 <slinky_J> im not going to tell some randoms some personal shit.
54:00 <stres> why not
54:00 <simba> they dont care
54:00 <stres> we're here to listen man
54:00 <slinky_J> ok
54:00 <stres> OPEN UP 
54:00 <slinky_J> fine!
54:00 <slinky_J> with ocd
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <slinky_J> and depression
54:00 <Butthead> I'll flash my titsa!
54:00 <stres> i might make fun of you
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> you are all fucking trippers
54:00 <stres> but i'll still listen
54:00 <slinky_J> I get a high
54:00 <Butthead> Fuck depression~!
54:00 <slinky_J> goin
55:00 <slinky_J> fuck off
55:00 <Butthead> FUCK!
55:00 <slinky_J> you dont even know
55:00 <stres> hey my dog had ocd
55:00 <stres> she just got operated on
55:00 <Butthead> Poor us a drink m8!
55:00 <stres> problem solved
55:00 <slinky_J> a dog with ocd
55:00 <slinky_J> dang
55:00 <stres> want a referral to a vet?
55:00 <slinky_J> see
55:00 <slinky_J> simba
55:00 <Butthead> British Women are so fn sexy
55:00 <slinky_J> okay
55:00 <Butthead> & then that accent... FUCK!
55:00 <slinky_J> dumbass shit
56:00 <stres> yeah but i'm talking osteochondritis dissecans, not obsessive compulsive disorder
56:00 <slinky_J> with my major depressive dissorder
56:00 <stres> hey butthead, you gotta rememebr though, then they open their mouths and hey have british teeth
56:00 <slinky_J> most of the year im depressed to the point every waking houor
56:00 <slinky_J> hour*
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> this isn't share an care time
56:00 <slinky_J> I want to kill myself
56:00 <slinky_J> and ocd doesnt help
56:00 <stres> there there buddy
56:00 <slinky_J> which ocd is worse for me
56:00 <simba> oh ok does irc help
56:00 <Butthead> I want some sweaty tits in my face!
56:00 <slinky_J> get off me cunt
56:00 <slinky_J> simba asked
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <slinky_J> no
57:00 <stres> lots of fat cunts on irc with sweaty tits
57:00 <slinky_J> but
57:00 <stres> i'm sure someone can hook you up
57:00 <slinky_J> I found a better way
57:00 <simba> you can tweak my nipples Butthead
57:00 <slinky_J> k simba
57:00 <slinky_J> jono
57:00 <slinky_J> u knew me when I was really depressed
58:00 <slinky_J> so, anti depressants, dont work 100 percent, infact they don't do much but take the edge off
58:00 <stres> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-wZtXJePPc this should cheer you up
58:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 90s Pop Music Playlist - Very Nostalgic and perfect for parties! Views: 6,556,144   Uploader: babyboosabz Uploaded: Published on Mar 24, 2013 Duration: 43 Minutes 31 Seconds 
58:00 <slinky_J> I found a way around
58:00 <simba> i think a new nintendo will cheer you up
58:00 <simba> and less coca cola
58:00 <slinky_J> I do become excited like this
59:00 <slinky_J> simba last time we saw eachother around 2009
59:00 <slinky_J> right
59:00 <slinky_J> ?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> you interact off irc
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders*
59:00 <slinky_J> no never
59:00 <slinky_J> ever
59:00 <stres> i haven't been on irc in like 15 years
59:00 <slinky_J> srsly dont even know my own mother.
59:00 <stres> and even i don't interact with people off irc
00:00 <slinky_J> anyway simba
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> why come back
00:00 <slinky_J> I found this one pill, it works
00:00 <stres> for you kate
00:00 <Butthead> stres u don't play Battlefield?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wasn't here 15 years ago
00:00 <stres> what's battle field
00:00 <slinky_J> but it stops me from feeling energetic
00:00 <slinky_J> and such
00:00 <slinky_J> it shuts down all my recep, wtf r they called
00:00 <Butthead> Battlefield is where u can lose urself... then find urself again
01:00 <slinky_J> bf3 sucks man
01:00 <slinky_J> srs
01:00 <slinky_J> bf4 is where it's at.
01:00 <Butthead> fuck off Bf3 is the tits
01:00 <stres> so it's lsd?
01:00 <slinky_J> bf3 on pc yer
01:00 <slinky_J> but not on xbox!
01:00 <Butthead> Bf4 split up the Battlefield community
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
01:00 <slinky_J> you said that.
01:00 <slinky_J> and
01:00 <Butthead> Tits in ur face
01:00 <slinky_J> bf4 has the majority
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one cares
01:00 <stres> i care
01:00 <slinky_J> of all fps gambers
02:00 <stres> put your head on my bosom
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> no you don't
02:00 <slinky_J> on console
02:00 <stres> and tell me all about it
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
02:00 <slinky_J> and mostly pc
02:00 <stres> shutup kate
02:00 <Butthead> A fart isn't just a sound... it's a voice!
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
02:00 <stres> i care alright
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> no you dont
02:00 <stres> you and me are gonan fight
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> rolls eyes
02:00 <Butthead> Deep down inside u care!
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not really
02:00 <stres> yes, really
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> as above
03:00 <stres> ^^
03:00 <stres> haha
03:00 <stres> check out this guy
03:00 <stres> what an operator
03:00 <Loof> rub on kate
03:00 <Loof> is that like a deodorant?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> rub yo' self
03:00 <stres> hi loof
03:00 <stres> let's be friends
03:00 <Bastardly_One> kate
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yp
04:00 <Butthead> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3-2ZlkMVkM
04:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: blink-182 - Go Views: 1,712,443   Uploader: blink182VEVO Uploaded:  Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 2 Minutes 17 Seconds 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that can be  new feminist rap song
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> rub yo'self
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> make it so!
04:00 <stres> rubbity rub yo self, before you wreckity wreck yo self?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> something like that
04:00 <Loof> you better rub yo'self for you wreck yo'self
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> saves me doing it
04:00 <slinky_J> fkn
05:00 <slinky_J> Loof pm pls
05:00 <slinky_J> ?
05:00 <Loof> k
05:00 <stres> keep the practice up
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't need any
05:00 <stres> it'll come in handy
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor do i want any
06:00 <simba> wb
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooops
07:00 <simba> Whos Richie Benaud
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> google
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> it
07:00 <stres> what do you mean who's richie benaud
07:00 <stres> are you a fucking terrorist you bearded cunt?
07:00 <simba> yes
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
07:00 <stres> oh okay
08:00 <stres> well, he's halal
08:00 <stres> so don't fret
08:00 <simba> my taxes go to the war on the east
08:00 <stres> taxes
08:00 <stres> you have a job?
08:00 <stres> amazing
08:00 <simba> def
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a beard 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes sold!
08:00 <simba> and a giant dick
08:00 <Butthead> http://hugelike.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/worlds-longest-beard.jpg
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> sold!
09:00 <simba> ten bucks
09:00 <Butthead> Dude got a wicked beard
09:00 <stres> get in line kate
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think not
09:00 <stres> i'll fucking fight you
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> will you
09:00 <simba> i have a job and im an op on irc with a unique symbol this is the stuff stres literally has a dreamboard made up for
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i doubt it
09:00 <stres> simba, stop it, my pants can only take so much
10:00 <Butthead> hahaha this song...
10:00 <Butthead> fn love it!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> long beards are not hawt
10:00 <stres> is it come on over by christina aguilera?
10:00 <simba> ill buy u a lambo next pay m8 lol jk i cant even buy a rc lambo 
10:00 <stres> that's okay
10:00 <stres> i have enough cars for our love
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww man on man love via the net
10:00 <Butthead> Yummy Christina... I really loved that Woman!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet 
11:00 <stres> what the fuck
11:00 <stres> i'm a chick
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you're a chick
11:00 <Butthead> i'm a fart
11:00 <stres> yeah
11:00 <stres> grrl power and shit
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
11:00 <simba> i thought u were a troll
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
11:00 <simba> like one of the methy ones
11:00 <simba> sorry
11:00 <stres> nah
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not
11:00 <simba> its a trolly methy nick
11:00 <stres> i just look like one
11:00 <stres> and smell like one
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> a troll is a troll
12:00 <simba> omg dont say that
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> genderless 
12:00 <stres> ssh, my cock will make it better
12:00 <Loof> inverted penis
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> a chick with a dick now
12:00 <stres> chick?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> impressive
12:00 <stres> get off the crack
13:00 <simba> ok it prob is a methy troll
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> didn't you just say you were a chick
13:00 <Butthead> blink-182 - Always 
13:00 <simba> forgot i was in #melbourne!!!!!!
13:00 <stres> yeah i did
13:00 <Butthead> Kiss u, taste u all night... always!
13:00 <Loof> pennywise
13:00 <stres> i like how you use apostrophes kate
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks, me too
14:00 <stres> your comma game is on point too
14:00 <Butthead> Get more blink & weed in u
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastic
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for being so aware
14:00 <stres> aren't i just?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's really impressive
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm totes amused!
14:00 <stres> thanks for noticing
14:00 <stres> ugh
14:00 <stres> take back the totes
14:00 <Loof> and your knees are bruised!
14:00 <stres> i'm losing my erection
15:00 <Loof> :P
15:00 <simba> totes
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe don't drink as much
15:00 <stres> how else do i make you look pretty?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> we're not fucking
15:00 <stres> not yet
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> not ever
16:00 <Butthead> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ9hLOHj8ag
16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chairlift - Bruises Views: 1,817,086   Uploader: ChairliftVEVO Uploaded:  Oct 24, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 1 Seconds 
16:00 <stres> my sclub7 playlist will get your panties off in no time
16:00 <Butthead> I tried to handstands for u
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> no. no it won't.
16:00 <Butthead> I love this si=ong!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice try tho.
16:00 <Butthead> song*!!!
16:00 <simba> 90s megamix?
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> too gay for me
16:00 <Butthead> nom nom nom
16:00 <stres> simba, sure is
17:00 <Butthead> everything is gay with u kids
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
17:00 <Butthead> Permenantly blue for u a hoooo hooo
17:00 <Loof> touching yourself is gay cause ur touching a cock
17:00 <simba> this 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiJ2B8PFjqU
17:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Black Box - Ride On Time Views: 2,511,124   Uploader: ShyzerXtremeHardcore Uploaded:  Dec 10, 2008 Duration: 4 Minutes 6 Seconds 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <stres> i'm only 14 too, so you better call me gary glitter
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're weird and creepy
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> is what you are
18:00 <stres> shutup kate
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
18:00 <Loof> almost stalkerish
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah...
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's unnerving 
18:00 <stres> almost?
18:00 <stres> plesae
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe lay off the booze + drugs?
19:00 <Butthead> Shouldn't little 14 year olds be out getting laid?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
19:00 <stres> maybe keep that shit to yourself butthead
19:00 <Loof> TheRiddler is like 30 and i doubt he's been laid
19:00 <Butthead> Simple question
20:00 <simba> 14 year olds should be playing mario kart and getting messed up on coca cola
20:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <Butthead> Maytbe not be a little pansy
20:00 <stres> what dokids do these days anyway?
20:00 <stres> facebook?
20:00 <Butthead> Maybe the weirdo isn't 14, & likes to start shit
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> obviously
21:00 <Butthead> Get a life m8
21:00 <stres> u wot m8
21:00 <Butthead> stres m8
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a haircut
21:00 <Loof> stres do you find desperation EVER works with the ladies?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <stres> don't you worry about me and the ladies loof
22:00 <Butthead> I woory about u &* loof
22:00 <Butthead> u gang bangers make me worry
22:00 <Loof> the call me the big wheeler cat pealer
22:00 <Loof> dog i peels cats all day
22:00 <Butthead> ur like the farts & the bloods
22:00 <simba> serts masturbates to plenty of ladies in gifs
23:00 <simba> he knows all about women ok
23:00 <stres> gifs?
23:00 <stres> please
23:00 <simba> he sees them in HD
23:00 <stres> it's 2015
23:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <stres> webm mother fucker
23:00 <Butthead> It's fucken 2015? 
23:00 <Butthead> FUCK!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's a lil 90's
23:00 <simba> `topic HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima wank on cam fo yo'
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
23:00 <simba> kgo
23:00 <stres> HEY BB U WANNA C ME CUM
23:00 <Loof> flich the bean in HD
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> have some fucking decorum!
23:00 <Butthead> Kate, stick a carrot up ur vag on cam
23:00 <simba> HD nipple tweakage
24:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> butted, how about fuck off
24:00 <Butthead> I'll eat that carrot
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> as above cunt
24:00 <Butthead> Sry, i'm being rude
24:00 <stres> i like a girl that's not afraid to say cunt
24:00 <simba> only if you stick one up your dads ass and eat that first
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
24:00 <Loof> so many erect penises pointed at the only lady in the room
24:00 <stres> it means she's not american
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am american, sorry
25:00 <stres> jesus
25:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <Butthead> I'm a fart blower in a warPing enviroment!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, just american 
25:00 <stres> what is this cunt's problem?
25:00 <simba> im cantonese
25:00 <Butthead> Yanky doodles
25:00 <Loof> and i'm sorry, but she americant fuck you
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably you stres
25:00 <Butthead> I'm freaking out!
25:00 <Butthead> hahahaha
26:00 <Butthead> tits in ur face!
26:00 <stres> deary me
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
26:00 <stres> i hope it kills you
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> smoke then bed
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> this is is beyond normal
26:00 <simba> "next" - katatonic_kate01, 2008 - ?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> since 2008?
27:00 <Bonny> dob?
27:00 <stres> dib
27:00 <simba> dab
27:00 <stres> I'M A FUCKING BOY SCOUT
27:00 <Butthead> I was a scout commander
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> you poor child
27:00 <Butthead> A sixer
27:00 <stres> rapist
27:00 <Loof> 4:)
27:00 <Butthead> I was bad-ass!
27:00 <simba> im the leader of a 3 person party 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm sure you were
27:00 <stres> you were a grab-ass
28:00 <Loof> i was molested at scouts
28:00 <Loof> good times
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then
28:00 <simba> nice
28:00 <simba> can you joke about it now
28:00 <stres> details
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
28:00 <Butthead> Loof wtf man?
28:00 <slinky_J> simba
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> as i was saying next
29:00 <stres> that was next
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're not so fuck off
29:00 <simba> molestation is frowned upon in many societies
29:00 <Butthead> Scouts were brilliant for me
29:00 <slinky_J> i hate how you got me to do that
29:00 <slinky_J> so uno
29:00 <slinky_J> I hate you for that
29:00 <Butthead> Loof did u report it?
29:00 <Loof> tried to report it to the head guy
30:00 <Loof> but he just made me give him head
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a cunt
30:00 <Butthead> u just dribble more shit
30:00 <Butthead> no 1 takes u serious
30:00 <Loof> duh
30:00 <Butthead> ur a joke m8
30:00 <Loof> was a joke m8
30:00 <Loof> settle princess
30:00 <slinky_J> I was your friend.
30:00 <simba> i actually kinda believed it
30:00 <stres> HAHAHA 
30:00 <simba> im glad u said u were joking
30:00 <stres> oh the funnies
30:00 <Butthead> how does 1 joke about that?
31:00 <Butthead> ur fucked in ther head m8
31:00 <stres> my sides
31:00 <simba> i was imagining some fucked up blowjob camp where u just keep going higher up and they keep whipping their dick out
31:00 <Loof> lol
31:00 <Butthead> lol
31:00 <simba> until u get to the president to complain and he goes suck my dick
31:00 <slinky_J> I wasnt joking
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck
31:00 <slinky_J> me what
31:00 <chris_hansen> simba, i think you need to take a seat
31:00 <Butthead> loof I bet u get beaten up a lot!
31:00 <Loof> only by my wife
31:00 <slinky_J> wait
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> you all need to go to bed
31:00 <simba> I MUST GO SHOPPING
31:00 <slinky_J> simba
32:00 <slinky_J> you think im full of shit
32:00 <Butthead> ur wife must be a princess!
32:00 <Loof> if south park can joke about pedos so can i
32:00 <Butthead> hahahahahahahaha
32:00 <simba> no dliq
32:00 <simba> no slinky_J
32:00 <slinky_J> kk
32:00 <Butthead> South park is shit
32:00 <Loof> whatevs cockstain
32:00 <slinky_J> u do
32:00 <Butthead> fn retard shit
33:00 <slinky_J> you think
33:00 <slinky_J> so little of me
33:00 <Loof> i bet you hate everything except alcohol
33:00 <Butthead> loof m8, ur a fn champ!
33:00 <Loof> so i dont care what you think
33:00 <Butthead> I like ur mum shooting smack m8
33:00 <Loof> strictly goon for my mum
33:00 <slinky_J> it's understandable
34:00 <Loof> smack is expensive yo
34:00 <Butthead> Loof - fool spelt backwards
34:00 <Butthead> lol
34:00 <Loof> yeah bit slow aren't we
34:00 <serts> holy shit
34:00 <serts> you could do that the entire time?
36:00 <simba> no
37:00 <slinky_J> thanks man because we hung out enough
37:00 <slinky_J> think I'm so shit.
37:00 <slinky_J> just lie or something.
38:00 <slinky_J> that's gotta be me right?
38:00 <simba> why u emoing out chill man
38:00 <slinky_J> it's what I feel from you man.
38:00 <Loof> thanks for giving me your ip Butthead
38:00 <slinky_J> you ask me you want me to go in chan about me
38:00 <Loof> appreciate it
39:00 <slinky_J> instead of pm
39:00 <simba> yea its easy
39:00 <slinky_J> make me open up
39:00 <slinky_J> now im fucking open
39:00 <slinky_J> cheers
39:00 <simba> good
39:00 <simba> be open
39:00 <slinky_J> been avoiding this
39:00 <slinky_J> emotiona shit
40:00 <slinky_J> be open?
40:00 <Butthead> Little guitar solo??
40:00 <slinky_J> who the fuck is open these days
40:00 <Butthead> ur all happy ppl?
40:00 <slinky_J> it's all ust bitching
40:00 <Butthead> Loof lol!
40:00 <slinky_J> ppl like me
40:00 <slinky_J> hold it all in
41:00 <simba> b an open window
41:00 <simba> let the breeze in
41:00 <simba> --- confucious
41:00 <slinky_J> yeah?
41:00 <slinky_J> throw you a tea bag
41:00 <slinky_J> what do you do
41:00 <simba> throw it awasy
41:00 <simba> i dont like tea
41:00 <slinky_J> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> yep
41:00 <slinky_J> ok
42:00 <slinky_J> so open
42:00 <simba> You are walking down a narrow path. You find a stray dog. The dog Barks.
42:00 <simba> KILL DOG - TAKE DOG - AVOID DOG
42:00 <Butthead> loof u have no life so lash out @ random ppl
42:00 <Loof> you keep trying to contradict me
42:00 <slinky_J> You meet your master on the road, kill him.
42:00 <slinky_J> comes from
42:00 <slinky_J> Meet buddha, kill him.
43:00 <slinky_J> you got me open 
43:00 <simba> ok calm down
43:00 <slinky_J> im calm
44:00 <slinky_J> my 2nd gf hates me i think
44:00 <slinky_J> coz i have 2
45:00 <simba> give me some fat one 2 pound on the side
45:00 <slinky_J> reminds me
45:00 <slinky_J> i gotta water this shit
45:00 <slinky_J> brb
46:00 <simba> ok good luck with the search
47:00 <slinky_J> i dont think the outdoor is goin
47:00 <slinky_J> got it inna fish tank
48:00 <slinky_J> dude I got a lot of respect for you
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
48:00 <slinky_J> just wished you ask me about me in pm
48:00 <slinky_J> fk off b1
48:00 <slinky_J> sorry
50:00 <simba> stop pretending its a big deal slinky_J nothings wrong
51:00 <slinky_J> it is
52:00 <simba> stupid mancs
52:00 <slinky_J> naw mang
52:00 <slinky_J> it's something
53:00 <slinky_J> you just always think it's something funny since we haven't been mates
53:00 <slinky_J> I were like you I wouldn't have any problems.
54:00 <Maurice> Is this about the basketball again?
54:00 <slinky_J> no it's just me
01:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One i added u
05:00 <slinky_J> I added you too.
06:00 <Maurice> I did not add you
06:00 <Maurice> Nor will I
06:00 <slinky_J> I never added you.
06:00 <slinky_J> Ever.
06:00 <Maurice> I was talking to Bastardly_One, but good to know
06:00 <slinky_J> what are we adding and subtracting?
07:00 <Maurice> I assume some PS shit
07:00 <slinky_J> I will never add you Bastardly_One.
07:00 <slinky_J> I don't have one you know that but he doesn't.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> do what now?
16:00 <Loof>  ** SysInfo ** Client: HexChat 2.10.2 (x64) ** OS: Microsoft Windows 8.1 Pro ** CPU: AMD FX(tm)-8350 Eight-Core Processor (4.00 GHz) ** RAM: 8092 MB Total (6208 MB Free) ** VGA: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 980 ** Uptime: 3.47 Hours **
16:00 <Loof> awww yeah
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I was elsewhere
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I see
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I scrolled
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Maurice> I think I'll sleep in until lunchtime
22:00 <Maurice> Just because I can
26:00 <slinky_J> boompf
27:00 <slinky_J> b1 did u get pies?
34:00 <Fez> what the
36:00 <nate> the best things in life is fezzz!
38:00 <Fez> thats not me
38:00 <Fez> I only have a single z in my nick
39:00 <nate> ok sweetNEzzz!
39:00 <British^Meat> lollzzz
39:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BTjG-dhf5s
39:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Daddy Yankee - Limbo Views: 358,058,092   Uploader: DaddyYankeeVEVO Uploaded: Published on Oct 27, 2012 Duration: 4 Minutes 15 Seconds 
40:00 <nate> dance when ya making breakfast fezzy
40:00 <nate> have u got any nicknames in real life fez?
41:00 <nate> eg super hot honey babe
45:00 <nate> so mysterious
03:00 <nate> lots of wolfs around
03:00 <nate> said chicken shower time!
18:00 <Fez> pitty you cant wash the idiot out of yourself
19:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XILyHZyyCik
19:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: PUFF DADDY & FAITH feat. 112 -  ILL BE MISSING YOU Views: 3,802,185   Uploader: paulinh088 Uploaded:  Jun 24, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 6 Seconds 
19:00 <nate> i'll be missing you fez;l
19:00 <nate> fez shower time?
19:00 <nate> doors open
20:00 <Fez> fag.
22:00 <nate> sometimes i do stupid things
22:00 <nate> waaaaaaaaaaah!
42:00 <British^Meat> lol
42:00 <British^Meat> i sense beef
42:00 <British^Meat> is there beef?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
03:00 <couleurs> hello every bodey
04:00 <couleurs> Fine. Nikky`. Fine.
13:00 <TiSk> lols :)
25:00 <fawks> Ok
31:00 <couleurs> Yo Yo Yo C1 in da HiZZLe
31:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfZ5SZZ4xE\
31:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Patti LaBelle - New Attitude Views: 1,262,729   Uploader: PattiLaBelleVEVO Uploaded:  Oct 6, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 4 Seconds 
40:00 <nate> well game of thrones is out
40:00 <nate> well well well
42:00 <zaim> not hd
42:00 <zaim> so whats the point
43:00 <couleurs> patti la belle teh whiteny houseton of oprah
45:00 <couleurs> speaking of oprah...
45:00 <TheRon> i don't read books
48:00 <Fez> rip ritchie.
48:00 <nate> richie rich died?
48:00 <nate> he was so rich
49:00 <British^Meat> Hey
49:00 <British^Meat> HEY HEY
49:00 <British^Meat> RICHIE PHILLIP HUGHES BREASTSSSS
49:00 <British^Meat> hehuehueheuhe
49:00 <nate> the meat has gone off:)
49:00 <Fez> phil hughes had breasts?
49:00 <British^Meat> like a frog in le sock
50:00 <nate> whenever ya girlfriend dies just do a rove, and get a new one in 2 weeks!
50:00 <nate> done and done
52:00 <British^Meat> Are You Smarter Than Roves Dead Wife
52:00 <TheRon> so much respect is being shown for the dead
53:00 <nate> smarties out smarted me
53:00 <nate> TheRon people care more about dogs more than humans anyhows ;l
53:00 <nate> just go with it
53:00 <Fez> belinda mcmanis
53:00 <TheRon> oh beer! i love you!
53:00 <British^Meat> well excuse me for thinking that Rove is a cunt
54:00 <nate> i love how rove went 2 america and tried to get famous
54:00 <Fez> give him shit then.. not his wife
54:00 <nate> hes still way richer than i:0
54:00 <nate> but thats not hard
54:00 <nate> the project is going strong
55:00 <nate> same with studio 10
55:00 <nate> such average shows on tv
55:00 <nate> channel 10 how do u DO IT!
55:00 <nate> i watch it because its on tv
59:00 <gummyb3ar> hi aussie ppl
59:00 <nate> game of thrones quality is alright mind u my tv is old?:)
59:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
59:00 <nate> gummyb3ar baby! 2 big scoops plz
00:00 <gummyb3ar> sorry out of stock nate
00:00 <nate> i knew it!
00:00 <nate> u are da tastey
00:00 <nate> TQAASASTEYest
00:00 <nate> poor spelling makes it more exciting
00:00 <nate> and caps lock
01:00 <TheRon> you'd think that pppl would've had enough of silly love songs
01:00 <British^Meat> i was giving rove shit
01:00 <British^Meat> through his dead wife
01:00 <gummyb3ar> who?
03:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VmYv8ADjaY
03:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Alex Lloyd - Lucky Star Views: 17,236   Uploader: emimusic Uploaded:  Mar 5, 2009 Duration: 5 Minutes 6 Seconds 
03:00 <British^Meat> who what?
03:00 <nate> land rover gummyb3ar
03:00 <nate> ride me
03:00 <nate> moon rover
03:00 <gummyb3ar> no thanks i prefer scooter lol
03:00 <nate> scooter is good
03:00 <gummyb3ar> or mini cooper
04:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxTa1AUqps
04:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Scooter - The Logical Song (Official Video) Views: 2,242,406   Uploader: scooter Uploaded: Published on Jan 23, 2014 Duration: 4 Minutes 0 Seconds 
04:00 <nate> JUmp!
04:00 <gummyb3ar> i like small cute thing but i like them big woman 
04:00 <TheRon> nate thats just bad
04:00 <nate> gummyb3ar i dont care what do like, do what i say
04:00 <nate> do do do do
05:00 <nate> pump it up
05:00 <Fez> breasts and beer
05:00 <Fez> thankyou very much
05:00 <nate> fez do u leave the house?:)
06:00 <nate> arkham asylum
06:00 <TheRon> james taylor -  your smiling face
07:00 <nate> lets say u were batman wouldnt u just have a twin do all the public speaking and then u can be batman!
07:00 <TheRon> batman's a scientist?
07:00 <nate> lets kick it!
07:00 <gummyb3ar> *throws boomerang
07:00 <nate> TheRon theres someone in the world that looks like you:)
08:00 <nate> bangalore i'd say
08:00 <nate> sexy indian girl
08:00 <TheRon> i'd try exotic
09:00 <TheRon> beer footy tunes and irc
09:00 <TheRon> could it be any better
09:00 <gummyb3ar> eh
09:00 <gummyb3ar> why sexy indian girl lol
09:00 <gummyb3ar> aussie woman indeed!
10:00 <nate> australia should be asian wouldnt that be cool
10:00 <nate> why didnt china land here ;O
11:00 <gummyb3ar> no, aussie woman is sexy in their own way
11:00 <gummyb3ar> what the heck........ i went to sex chat room just now..... that room as quiet as chemistry
11:00 <gummyb3ar> *Zzzz*.... i'm out within a minute
12:00 <nate> hmm sexy room
12:00 <nate> what do they talk about
12:00 <gummyb3ar> not sexy room but sex chat arom
12:00 <TheRon> getting a root?
12:00 <gummyb3ar> *room....... and they talk about nothing..... as the room is quiet like chemistry
12:00 <gummyb3ar> *cemetery indeed
13:00 <TheRon> whoa whoa whoa listen to the music
13:00 <nate> yes i didnt understand chemistry so i skipped and put it in the hard basket
13:00 <nate> gummyb3ar what do you and your mates get up 2?
13:00 <nate> chill bang?
13:00 <nate> darts?
14:00 <nate> lan party?
14:00 <nate> watch theron listening to music
14:00 <nate> TheRon have u got a webcam::?
14:00 <TheRon> no
14:00 <nate> turn it on lets pretend!
14:00 <gummyb3ar> *watch theron's cam*
15:00 <nate> what are you doing right now?
15:00 <gummyb3ar> *close the cam* 
15:00 <nate> picking nose
15:00 <TheRon> gogglebox, TheRon style
16:00 <TheRon> beer in hand watching the footy
16:00 <nate> geelong
16:00 <TheRon> yes!
17:00 <nate> got ya geelong jumper on?
17:00 <TheRon> nope, t'shirt
18:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuKDBPw8wQA
18:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Van Halen - Panama Views: 496,442   Uploader: VHTelevision Uploaded:  Aug 12, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 43 Seconds 
19:00 <British^Meat> the only decent van halen song
23:00 <gummyb3ar> geelong vic!
24:00 <gummyb3ar> dude where is everyone
26:00 <nate> gummyb3ar to have people chatting u, might need to join several irc servers
26:00 <gummyb3ar> no way
27:00 <nate> yes way!
27:00 <gummyb3ar> no no no wa!
27:00 <nate> milky way
27:00 <gummyb3ar> i have to change my nick to
28:00 <gummyb3ar> *cute les fem* or *lonely cute asian*
28:00 <gummyb3ar> or etc etc etc bwahaha
28:00 <nate> i know a good nick singlewhitefemale ;l
28:00 <nate> then u can kill them
28:00 <gummyb3ar> but i'm not white
28:00 <nate> deal deal
29:00 <nate> singleaznpower?
29:00 <nate> powah!
29:00 <nate> POWAH!!
29:00 <nate> FORWAAHH
29:00 <nate> u arent seriously looking for action are u:P
30:00 <gummyb3ar> failed
30:00 <gummyb3ar> no, just random chat
30:00 <nate> just put in bigtruckie
30:00 <gummyb3ar> but none is talk except y ou the teeanger boy
30:00 <nate> hawt:)
31:00 <gummyb3ar> *throw kleenex
31:00 <nate> the king is dead!
32:00 <TheRon> willie wheatee?
33:00 <gummyb3ar> of course the king is dead
33:00 <gummyb3ar> the midget kill him
34:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5kCiU5p1i4
34:00 <nate> 4 u gummyb3ar
36:00 <Fez> theron has gummybear got breasts?
36:00 <gummyb3ar> do i have to open it?
36:00 <TheRon> more than likely
37:00 <nate> gummyb3ar u do what u like
37:00 <gummyb3ar> dued thanks but not my kind of thing
38:00 <nate> girls n music?:)
38:00 <nate> not your thang!
38:00 <TheRon> just girls i think
38:00 <Fez> theron: gummybear should show you
39:00 <TheRon> i need the shield my innocent eyes
39:00 <nate> nip slip 4 TheRon
39:00 <nate> im so hot for you!
39:00 <TheRon> a slippery nipple for the lady, make it a double
40:00 <gummyb3ar> girls and music is okay
40:00 <nate> just okay@!
40:00 <nate> hard to please
40:00 <gummyb3ar> yeah just okay
40:00 <gummyb3ar> unless it is a certain hot blonde....... sexy music..... some lingerie........ and strip action... ice cube, strawberry, chocolate, whipcream as addition
40:00 <gummyb3ar> meh
41:00 <nate> fez are u blonde?P:)
41:00 <nate> fez has the moves
41:00 <nate> stripper pole @ home
41:00 <TheRon> he moves like jagger
42:00 <nate> its like watching blokes world, the presenters are that ugly, im just blown away :O
43:00 <gummyb3ar> lol i prefer someone with real womb
43:00 <TheRon> bomber thompson is on commentary
43:00 <nate> do u mention womb often :D
43:00 <nate> odd !!!?>
43:00 <nate> TheRon womb me up babe
44:00 <TheRon> oh, alright!
44:00 <nate> sorry typo warm ;l
44:00 <TheRon> supertramp - the logical song
44:00 <gummyb3ar> well
45:00 <TheRon> well
45:00 <nate> must have tasty cheeze hole?
45:00 <nate> will dat do gummyb3ar
46:00 <TheRon> little miss nice n tight
47:00 <gummyb3ar> no comment on that one
47:00 <gummyb3ar> i like big woman hey
47:00 <nate> post a pic
48:00 <TheRon> chelsea is goal umpiring
48:00 <nate> i like that female ump in the nba
49:00 <nate> picks on everything :L
49:00 <gummyb3ar> eh
49:00 <nate> all night long gummyb3ar!
53:00 <gummyb3ar> i really need to do something productive eh
53:00 <gummyb3ar> what to do what to do what to do
53:00 <TheRon> beer?
54:00 <Fez> yes please
54:00 <gummyb3ar> no not beer
54:00 <gummyb3ar> unless rootbear float
56:00 <Fez> gummybear wants a dickens cider
58:00 <TheRon> .......dick
58:00 <gummyb3ar> nope
58:00 <gummyb3ar> dude really you guys teenager why dont you go out having fun on this sunday
58:00 <TheRon> footy
59:00 <nate> who is a teenager? this is where old men come to die like white elephants
00:00 <gummyb3ar> dude
03:00 <couleurs> i'm a teenager dirtbag babby
03:00 <ShadowLurker> none of these assholes are under 35
07:00 <gummyb3ar> really shadow?
07:00 <gummyb3ar> they do sounds and talk like teenager boy lol
07:00 <gummyb3ar> pardon me
07:00 <couleurs> teehee
08:00 <gummyb3ar> omg lol
09:00 <gummyb3ar> anywho
09:00 <gummyb3ar> i want timtam dip in coffee
10:00 <TheRon> make it irish
10:00 <gummyb3ar> no, latte french vanila
10:00 <fawks> bona betit
10:00 <TheRon> you're a poof
10:00 <nate> make it teenage boy
10:00 <couleurs> ow rive wah
11:00 <fawks> minaj e twa
11:00 <couleurs> lol
11:00 <TheRon> banan et twa
11:00 <fawks> Watching shutter island 
11:00 <gummyb3ar> watching blue is the warmest color
12:00 <TheRon> lots of nudity in that
12:00 <couleurs> did i s-s-s-hutter
12:00 <TheRon> in the movie taken i think someone gets taken
13:00 <couleurs> good lesbian movie about lesbian
13:00 <Taco> couleurs, yes
13:00 <fawks> Is that the lesbian one
13:00 <fawks> Oh
13:00 <fawks> Yes
14:00 <couleurs> coachella is so bad now... there's like 3 or 4 good acts playing
14:00 <gummyb3ar> well
14:00 <gummyb3ar> i dont think the end is good but 
14:00 <couleurs> out of like 60
15:00 <gummyb3ar> the storyline is pretty ok
15:00 <couleurs> you're pretty ok
15:00 <gummyb3ar> same as room in rome, weird story line... lot of nudity and sex
15:00 <nate> i am watching Sidonia no Kishi: Daikyuu Wakusei Seneki
15:00 <couleurs> lol that 1 was bad
16:00 <couleurs> hey let's look up things on google earth while we nude in a hotel ok and action
16:00 <gummyb3ar> i like imagine me and you, i cant think straight, saving face
16:00 <gummyb3ar> a movie can be so good without the nudity scene but meh
17:00 <Fez> fe fi fo fum get me a beer, no make it some.
19:00 <TheRon> wings - jet
21:00 <couleurs> fast n furious - 7
21:00 <nate> couleurs mabye later hottie:)
21:00 <nate> im watching game of thrones
22:00 <nate> and i seriously cant tell if its 120p or 720p
22:00 <nate> same diff:)
22:00 <Fez> police acadamy meets fast and furious
22:00 <Fez> out late this yr
23:00 <nate> need a new need for speed movie
24:00 <nate> proper outlaw one
27:00 <gummyb3ar> oi oi oi
28:00 <couleurs> i feel the knead... the knead 4 sheeps
29:00 <TheRon> are you kwi??
29:00 <TheRon> kiwi
29:00 <amsy> kawaii
29:00 <couleurs> no i'm kawaii
29:00 <couleurs> hehe hi amasy!!1111
29:00 <couleurs> ASMEY
29:00 <couleurs> ansy
30:00 <couleurs> keyborad
30:00 <amsy> lmao
30:00 <amsy> hi cc !!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <couleurs> what's up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <amsy> awake way too early
32:00 <couleurs> agreed.
33:00 <amsy> cat is so clingy, he takes all of the bed, i move him to the bottom and then he gets up straight away and comes back to where its cuddly
33:00 <amsy> gtfo :(
34:00 <couleurs> hee hee
34:00 <British^Meat> cum
34:00 <amsy> pushed him off the bed and he still came back :'(
34:00 <amsy> cum indeed
35:00 <couleurs> cheeky chat
36:00 <couleurs> LeTs GeT RiDiCuLoUs
37:00 <amsy> ;))))
38:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/I-uTrQ4MHGQ
38:00 <couleurs> My RiDe
39:00 <TheRon> what james taylor doing singing about prostitutes to the children! get out of here james taylor!
45:00 <TheRon> give a little bit
46:00 <gummyb3ar> hung like a horse lol
46:00 <gummyb3ar> why they dont say it hung like a tiger or elephant or crocodile perhaps
46:00 <TheRon> i know i am
47:00 <TheRon> hung like a walrus
47:00 <nate> hung like a wasp
47:00 <gummyb3ar> you are also wet and slippery like a walrus, also has fishy smell
48:00 <gummyb3ar> i watched boys dont cry again..... sad..... real sad....
54:00 <gummyb3ar> oi oi oi people
55:00 <British^Meat> Loof is a backwards fool
55:00 <British^Meat> did u see what i did there?
55:00 <couleurs> yeap
55:00 <gummyb3ar> where B1
56:00 <British^Meat> hah
56:00 <British^Meat> where else?
56:00 <British^Meat> in bed 
56:00 <couleurs> sleeping like an oaf
56:00 <Loof> bit slow aren't we
56:00 <British^Meat> after hard night of smoking cones and playing ps4
56:00 <nate> paradise?
56:00 <Loof> or being a parent
56:00 <Loof> cockstrangler
56:00 <TheRon> he smokes for medicinal purposes
57:00 <gummyb3ar> ooh boy
57:00 <couleurs> para para para dise 
57:00 <amsy> lol
57:00 <nate> Loof undress yourself and wait for me:)
57:00 <Loof> putting together a $2000 pc
57:00 <Loof> installing windows
57:00 <couleurs> he smokes 2 function
57:00 <British^Meat> lol
57:00 <British^Meat> dance for us loof
58:00 <Loof> for a dollar i will
58:00 <Loof> hell i'll do it for a cig
58:00 <nate> probably has me on ignore bm:)
58:00 <nate> yay!
58:00 <couleurs> ignore this 8========D
58:00 <nate> couleurs u sex god
58:00 <Loof> bf4 4k 60fps is sick
59:00 <couleurs> sax god sax god whatchu gonna do when they blow u
59:00 <Loof> full settings
59:00 <Loof> ultra all the way
59:00 <nate> loof is a super nerd!
59:00 <nate> bow down
00:00 <Loof> 1080p is so 2009
00:00 <couleurs> ps4 is betta
00:00 <Serenity> where jeriatric one
00:00 <Serenity> wheres
00:00 <British^Meat> B O
00:00 <couleurs> geriatric*********
01:00 <Loof> who cares
01:00 <couleurs> #rekt
01:00 <amsy> Hedonism II Memorial Day Weekend in Jamaica with "Hedo Rick": https://youtu.be/YVtEX1J7tXQ this is nate irl
01:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hedonism II Memorial Day Weekend in Jamaica with "Hedo Rick" Views: 4,087,007   Uploader: OnyxMediaGroupLLC Uploaded:  Jun 5, 2010 Duration: 1 Minutes 18 Seconds 
01:00 <Serenity> oh yeah couleurs you correcting someones spelling means anything
01:00 <Serenity> i do loof i wanna see if he got the hola thing like i told him do
01:00 <gummyb3ar> in again
01:00 <Serenity> to*
01:00 <couleurs> lmao amsy 
01:00 <nate> strange word:)
01:00 <couleurs> einen klassik video
01:00 <Loof> is couleurs semi retarded?
01:00 <amsy> hahaha
01:00 <Serenity> fully
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <couleurs> hahaha i can't watch it
02:00 <amsy> but you have to
03:00 <couleurs> i paused it 2 catch my breathe
04:00 <couleurs> when he slips over lmao
04:00 <gummyb3ar> oh boy
04:00 <gummyb3ar> german women is smexy
05:00 <amsy> the sprawl on the ground
05:00 <amsy> also i like it when the black dude says u hear dat 
05:00 <amsy> and he does this smile thing
06:00 <couleurs> i thought he was charles barkley 
06:00 <amsy> and his teeth kinda chatter 
06:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
06:00 <gummyb3ar> black dude has white teeth!
06:00 <amsy> like he wants to join in
06:00 <amsy> but doesnt know whats coming next
06:00 <gummyb3ar> but they tend to smell like brown onions, sorry just brown onion
06:00 <couleurs> it's amasing
08:00 <amsy> lol
08:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/AI6vn0HHTmU
09:00 <couleurs> don't where glassis
10:00 <TheRon> and don't spell glasses
12:00 <amsy> -_-
12:00 <nate> u wasted my time with that chicks annoying voice
12:00 <nate> how double dare u;l
14:00 <fawks> jeriatric
14:00 <slinky_J> u wasted penis on a chick
14:00 <slinky_J> !
14:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/vl3u_5Zur1Q
14:00 <couleurs> 1 cool dude
15:00 <slinky_J> u r 1 kewl dood
15:00 <slinky_J> <3
15:00 <slinky_J> ;P
16:00 <faux> XD
16:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA4SCxcmblE
16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: will.i.am and Lucy O'Byrne perform Habanera - The Voice UK 2015: The Live Final - BBC One Views: 274,421   Uploader: theVOICEuk Uploaded: Published on Apr 4, 2015 Duration: 2 Minutes 40 Seconds 
16:00 <couleurs> hahahahahahahha
16:00 <slinky_J> ;x
18:00 <couleurs> best rappa in da game
19:00 <slinky_J> rap is dead
19:00 <slinky_J> it has been for a while
19:00 <nate> william is like puffy cant dance for shit
19:00 <slinky_J> now it's just pop
20:00 <slinky_J> rap died in the nineties man
20:00 <amsy> what the fuck
20:00 <slinky_J> mainstream rap is dead.
20:00 <nate> everything is dead, cept shufflin;l
20:00 <slinky_J> cept ice cream!
21:00 <couleurs> thank u amsy 4 teh correct response
21:00 <slinky_J> ye bebe
22:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/AFtBD-jU_wQ
22:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Clean your PC in 10 seconds with the FAN OF DEATH Views: 5,571   Uploader: vapgames Uploaded: Published on Apr 7, 2015 Duration: 0 Minutes 35 Seconds 
22:00 <couleurs> me irl
22:00 <slinky_J> couleurs this movie turned out to be good
22:00 <slinky_J> A Most Violent Year
23:00 <nate> i only fight for money
23:00 <couleurs> Ok
23:00 <couleurs> y does it take u 3 days 2 watch a movie
23:00 <nate> slinky_J is having troubles
23:00 <slinky_J> thought it was more than that
23:00 <slinky_J> lol
24:00 <couleurs> do u have attention deaficite discovery
24:00 <amsy> hahaha eyes protection
24:00 <couleurs> confirmed
24:00 <slinky_J> no
24:00 <couleurs> ALWAYS PROTECT THE EYES
24:00 <faux> lol howard
24:00 <couleurs> ok just checking y u heff 2 b mad
25:00 <amsy> hahahaha
25:00 <amsy> best
26:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR3y-erNdFo
26:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Disgusting Video of a Drunk Knocking Over a Elderly Man  At Aintree Today.. Views: 255,122   Uploader: LiverpoolChannel2012 Uploaded: Published on Apr 11, 2015 Duration: 0 Minutes 57 Seconds 
26:00 <couleurs> Wasted.
27:00 <faux> HAHAAHHAHE
27:00 <faux> but how
28:00 <faux> He's like full dead 
28:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/qT9r8813oyo 
28:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Risky Bryzness - The Best of Ilya Bryzgalov Views: 381,724   Uploader: dsSLAY3Rmatt Uploaded: Published on May 4, 2014 Duration: 10 Minutes 43 Seconds 
28:00 <faux> rofl 
28:00 <couleurs> lmao
28:00 <couleurs> that guy the new flula
29:00 <couleurs> except he's real not a fake fuck!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <couleurs> lmao his accent is the best
29:00 <amsy> haha he owns
29:00 <couleurs> when it goes really high
30:00 <couleurs> his voice
30:00 <couleurs> !!!!
31:00 <couleurs> "Just Duck"
32:00 <couleurs> he should b prez of the world imho
33:00 <amsy> lmao
34:00 <amsy> solar system is so humangous big
35:00 <TheRon> it's small like on the posters
35:00 <TokenDaRing> solar system is as big as gummyb3ar's butt
36:00 <couleurs> woww he went to space?
37:00 <nate> gummyb3ars sticky butt!
39:00 <amsy> lolll
39:00 <TokenDaRing> AzzA likes looking at hot naked men
39:00 <Serenity> me too
40:00 <slinky_J> lol
41:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D5dSEdQphw
46:00 <couleurs> made me giggel
46:00 <amsy> lol goodness
46:00 <couleurs> she's creepier than the serial killer
47:00 <amsy> agreed
47:00 <couleurs> i am serving you for dinner... Ughhghh
47:00 <katatonic_kate01>  peeps n' freaks
47:00 <couleurs> congratulations u won a tennis lesson n a trip 2 a theme park 4 kids
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
48:00 <Serenity> kates
48:00 <amsy> hahahha bachelor number 3!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai 
48:00 <amsy> yes pls
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya know what i was thinking
49:00 <TheRon> here's an idea, the bachelor and the blokes from frankston
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone needs to create a pill that fills you up so you NEVER HAVE TO GO FOOD SHOPPING AGAIN
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> frankston boyz yew
50:00 <Serenity> i saw a thing on eating disorders ones in the fashion industry
50:00 <Serenity> and some of those super models swollow cotton balls soaked in orange juice
50:00 <Serenity> so they dont get hungry
50:00 <TheRon> acid wash jeans are back
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> acid wash ball hugging jeans HAWT
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity…. that's really sad
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay for TESS!
51:00 <Serenity> yeah its pretty awful
52:00 <AzzA> FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
52:00 <amsy> lol @ frankston boys
52:00 <TheRon> they can take our wives, but they'll never take our freedom!!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish i could find my trash bag shirt…. it was a chick shooting up and at the bottom of the shirt it had FRANKSTON. NIBIN. and some other trash bag location best shirt ever for shock value
52:00 <TheRon> the real wives of frankston
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> it has a beach - classy 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.family-getaways-melbourne.com/frankston-beach.html
54:00 <couleurs> i'm a franga boi
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> explains a lot
54:00 <AzzA> is it explains nothing lol
55:00 <TheRon> michelle and ferrett off fast forward, frankston
55:00 <amsy> Peninsular
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh i loved them
55:00 <couleurs> j/k lol
57:00 <couleurs> brb amsy makeing coffee
58:00 <amsy> ok ill have a tea thx
00:00 <slinky_J> jelly tea
00:00 <TheRon> 5 cougars thanks
01:00 <gummyb3ar> yum jelly tea! who has it
01:00 <slinky_J> couleurs
01:00 <slinky_J> have you seen Kidnapping Mr, Heineken
02:00 <slinky_J> with Anthony Hopkins?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll have a bottle of wine and 8 cupcakes thanks
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
04:00 <Serenity> reckon freo can finally pin a flag this year AzzA?
05:00 <TheRon> geelong won't
05:00 <slinky_J> pinnnet innya butt!
05:00 <slinky_J> YEAH!
06:00 <TheRon> wot wot in tha butt
07:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRzKUVjHkGk
07:00 <slinky_J> TheRon :P
07:00 <slinky_J> u would like that song :P
08:00 <katatonic_kate01>  i say wot wot
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffpY7mR6r1M&feature=youtu.be <--- ron watch the entire vid
09:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Flying Lotus - Parisian Goldfish/Dance Floor Dale Views: 164,528   Uploader: FlyingLotusVEVO Uploaded: Published on Jun 25, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 10 Seconds 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank me later
10:00 <TheRon> do they know it's christmas time at all
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> check out the sex faces
10:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hilarious
10:00 <TheRon> they turning japaneses?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> um no, not really - just look a li deranged 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's my best WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK video i've ever seen
12:00 <Serenity> im watching dinosaurs
12:00 <TheRon> wow
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> tv series?
12:00 <Serenity> yeah
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
15:00 <couleurs> speaking of dinosaurs
15:00 <couleurs> roflmao
19:00 <slinky_J> one of my speakers is nearly dead
19:00 <slinky_J> nooo
19:00 <slinky_J> Lewfs!
19:00 <couleurs> y
20:00 <TheRon> too many dicks on the dancefloor
20:00 <slinky_J> im listenin to this
20:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNkd3BlncFk
20:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Califone - "Funeral Singers" Dead Oceans Views: 187,731   Uploader: BlankTV Uploaded:  Dec 15, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 10 Seconds 
20:00 <couleurs> definitely. 
20:00 <couleurs> BORING & GAY
21:00 <slinky_J> I downloaded the move they made
21:00 <slinky_J> i think
21:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: stop talking about your sex life
21:00 <slinky_J> not sure now
21:00 <slinky_J> movie*
21:00 <couleurs> hehe good 1 TakenLiamRingson
21:00 <TheRiddler> dragons try!
22:00 <Loof> hey man
22:00 <slinky_J> sif call something good boring.
22:00 <slinky_J> sup loof
22:00 <slinky_J> howzit?
22:00 <Loof> not much man
22:00 <Loof> pretty good
22:00 <Loof> u?
23:00 <couleurs> i'm so sory
23:00 <slinky_J> yeah uno
23:00 <katatonic_kate01>   nothing wrong with liking the cock, i totes understand
23:00 <slinky_J> can't rain all the time :P
23:00 <Loof> the crow
23:00 <Loof> awesome movie
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome movie!
24:00 <slinky_J> ^5
24:00 <Loof> ^5
24:00 <slinky_J> werd up Lewf :P
24:00 <slinky_J> fuck yeah!
24:00 <couleurs> that movie made me goth
24:00 <slinky_J> "It's more like surfing than skating. I wish the rain would stop just once.
24:00 <slinky_J> it can't rain all the time :P
24:00 <slinky_J> Eric?!
24:00 <slinky_J> lolz
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd totes have his babies
25:00 <slinky_J> I got this on
25:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTdF7dvNCDo
25:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cry Little Sister - by Gerard McMann aka G Tom Mac Views: 1,965,109   Uploader: justbernard Uploaded:  Nov 8, 2007 Duration: 4 Minutes 55 Seconds 
25:00 <slinky_J> ;)
27:00 <couleurs> LeTs GeT RiDiCuLoUs
28:00 <TheRon> smells like teen spirit
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> smells like ya mum
30:00 <couleurs> definitely. 
31:00 <TheRon> now you're just somebody that i used to know
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd that song is SO over played
33:00 <AzzA> im sick of seeing that bunnings ad
34:00 <couleurs> https://vine.co/v/OFqOTEnBFAV
34:00 <TokenDaRing> AzzA: don't watch TV
34:00 <TokenDaRing> theres a hint
34:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRzKUVjHkGk
34:00 <slinky_J> biggie smalls - who shot ya
34:00 <slinky_J> xD
34:00 <AzzA> with the old woman going "People come over and they are like WOW, Your gardens look soooooooooooooooo beautiful, its great, i really like it"
35:00 <AzzA> TokenDaRing...thanks for the hint ;)
35:00 <slinky_J> pls stop writing
35:00 <slinky_J> go bloop blarp bleep blup unf blup blup blup!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <slinky_J> xD
36:00 <TheRon> jaaaaailbreak
36:00 <slinky_J> now you been talkin in your sleep
36:00 <slinky_J> things you never say to me
36:00 <slinky_J> uh oh
37:00 <TheRon> 16 years
37:00 <slinky_J> it's not broken TheRiddler
37:00 <slinky_J> TheRon*
37:00 <slinky_J> just bent
37:00 <slinky_J> you been havin dreams
37:00 <slinky_J> bad dreams
37:00 <slinky_J> used to lie so close to me!
37:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i need a cheaper hobby….
38:00 <TokenDaRing> what is your hobby?
39:00 <Loof> same technology is expensive yo
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> a number 10 brush that i want is 143.95
39:00 <slinky_J> i buy beer thron or scotch?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> painting
39:00 <couleurs> my nobby is fifa
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> watercolour
39:00 <couleurs> hobby******
39:00 <Loof> just hearing about theron drinking is making me feel drowsy
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <TheRon> it is sunday
40:00 <slinky_J> I want to drink
40:00 <slinky_J> on this holy day
40:00 <slinky_J> :P
41:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: take up porn
41:00 <TokenDaRing> it makes money
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for the hot tip - but i'm fine for cash
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll just have to buy cheaper brushes!
42:00 <TheRon> the women who play curling sometimes like to shave their brush
43:00 <Loof> i want a wacom
43:00 <British^Meat> hot tip, ooer
43:00 <Serenity> rhino horn
45:00 <TheRon> this is the greatest and best song in the world, tribute
45:00 <Serenity> watching an idiot abroad
46:00 <British^Meat> lol
46:00 <British^Meat> head like a fucking orange!
47:00 <Serenity> hes a bit of a whinger lol
47:00 <Serenity> ive never seen this show before
47:00 <British^Meat> season one?
47:00 <Serenity> yeah
47:00 <Serenity> hes in china
50:00 <Serenity> hes freaking out about the chinese lady cooking him toad
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <British^Meat> lol
52:00 <British^Meat> they always spit all the time
52:00 <British^Meat> and ate dead chickens in eggs
53:00 <British^Meat> that bit seriously grossed me out
53:00 <Serenity> balut
53:00 <Serenity> theres an old chinese guy that picks his grand daughter up from my kids school every day
53:00 <Serenity> and he snorts and spits, its seriously fucking disgusting
54:00 <AzzA> TokenDaRing should get into horseracing
54:00 <AzzA> and give out tips lol
54:00 <TokenDaRing> why
54:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't care for it
54:00 <AzzA> couple of hot tips today 
55:00 <AzzA> katatonic_kate01 to take up porn at 1000000/1
55:00 <AzzA> Azza to stop watching tv at 100000/1
55:00 <StrykerX> As if 1000000/1
55:00 <StrykerX> Try 5/1
55:00 <StrykerX> I mean.. Ohai
55:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
55:00 <AzzA> LOL
56:00 <TokenDaRing> AzzA: you strike me as one of those people who is all OH I HATE THIS SHIT but still does it
56:00 <TokenDaRing> or watches it
56:00 <TokenDaRing> despite hating it
56:00 <StrykerX> AzzA, do you like Glee?
56:00 <AzzA> well im not going to give up watching tv, because of 1 ad that shits me
56:00 <StrykerX> Which ad?
56:00 <AzzA> never seen it stebie
56:00 <AzzA> tab fail
56:00 <AzzA> StrykerX
56:00 <AzzA> a bunnings ad
56:00 <StrykerX> lolol
56:00 <AzzA> with the old lady
57:00 <Serenity> gleeeeeeee
57:00 <StrykerX> I rarely watch TV
57:00 <StrykerX> But no doubt it's on YT
57:00 <AzzA>  "People come over and they are like WOW, Your gardens look soooooooooooooooo beautiful, its great, i really like it"
57:00 <AzzA> just the dumb look on her face 
57:00 <Serenity> im afraid im going to become addicted to netflix
57:00 <AzzA> like its entirely scripted
57:00 <AzzA> im not afraid
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <AzzA> im already addicted
57:00 <Serenity> the us one is amazing
58:00 <AzzA> i need to get a vpn so i can watch US
58:00 <Serenity> just get hola
58:00 <Serenity> thats what im using
58:00 <AzzA> what hola?
58:00 <gummyb3ar> what do you wan to watch?
58:00 <Serenity> its a free vpn that is just a part of your browser. takes 3 seconds to install
58:00 <StrykerX> VPN is easy and free if you look at the right places.
58:00 <gummyb3ar> i use anonymox for mozilla add on, can open most site, no need for vpn
59:00 <Serenity> and you can chose any countries netflix
59:00 <AzzA> what do you watch netflix through?
59:00 <Serenity> netflix.
59:00 <AzzA> i watch it through my ps4
59:00 <Serenity> gay
59:00 <Serenity> im on a computer
59:00 <couleurs> me 2
59:00 <AzzA> i could watch it on my computer
59:00 <Serenity> and ive got hola on my phone
59:00 <StrykerX> I'm gonna get a Raspberry Pi
59:00 <AzzA> i spose i might try and have a look
59:00 <StrykerX> Connect it to my TV
00:00 <Serenity> i installe hola on my computer and phone last night
00:00 <Serenity> took 3 seconds and i can watch any netflix i want now
00:00 <StrykerX> Nice
01:00 <TheRiddler> what is hola?
01:00 <Serenity> ffs scroll
01:00 <Serenity> im not explaining it again
01:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler: google it
01:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
01:00 <couleurs> welcome 2 2010 everybody
01:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, what is Hola?
01:00 <StrykerX> :D
01:00 <Serenity> eff off
01:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: fifa is so 2010
01:00 <TheRiddler> do you feed your netflix to your tv?
02:00 <Serenity> we've got like 20 horror movies on the au netflix
02:00 <Serenity> the us one has like 200
02:00 <Serenity> lol
02:00 <Serenity> effff
02:00 <StrykerX> Wow.
02:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
02:00 <couleurs> fifa is so 2010-2016
02:00 <TheRiddler> yeah that's because it's only just started
02:00 <TheRiddler> here
02:00 <Serenity> netlfiXBMC
02:00 <Serenity> netfliXBMC
02:00 <gummyb3ar> still long for orange is the new black new episode to come out
02:00 <Serenity> its like 6 weeks
03:00 <Serenity> on the au one theres 1 monster high vid for the kids
03:00 <Serenity> on the us one theres 9 movies and a tv series
04:00 <StrykerX> Serenity, is that a Netflix only install?
04:00 <Serenity> what? hola?
04:00 <StrykerX> No
04:00 <StrykerX> NetflixXBMC
04:00 <couleurs> apple watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <Serenity> i dont know thats ShadowLurker's department
04:00 <StrykerX> lol fair enough
04:00 <StrykerX> I haven't looked into it yet
05:00 <StrykerX> Little hands touch too much when I'm fully engaged in something
05:00 <StrykerX> I'll look later.
05:00 <Serenity> theres a few things youve got to install along side it
05:00 <Serenity> but i love xbmc
05:00 <Serenity> well its called kodi now
05:00 <StrykerX> I see
06:00 <Serenity> everything just works with it
06:00 <Serenity> no stuffing around it just works
06:00 <StrykerX> I installed GeexBox on an old Celeron I have that has a semi decent graphics card
06:00 <StrykerX> Seems to work alright
06:00 <StrykerX> It's based on XBMC
06:00 <TokenDaRing> hmm
06:00 <TokenDaRing> the oldest CPU I have sitting around is a core 2 duo
07:00 <AzzA> sweet
07:00 <TokenDaRing> mobo is fucked though
07:00 <AzzA> heaps more on the american
07:00 <AzzA> catchyas 
07:00 <Serenity> we've got some old p4's
07:00 <AzzA> im going netflicking
07:00 <Serenity> lol told you AzzA
07:00 <couleurs> ps4s!!!!!!!!!!
07:00 <AzzA> almost sounds sexual
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow
07:00 <British^Meat> netflicking the bean
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: I used to have a big bunch of old PC junk but I ditched it when I moved to brisbane
08:00 <TokenDaRing> and moved up here with mentioned core 2 duo
08:00 <TokenDaRing> back when 8 gig of ram was a lot
08:00 <Serenity> when we move i pray to god we can get rid of all the old pc junk around here
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <StrykerX> It's a Celeron D 2.66GHz, 1GB RAM, 200GB HDD
08:00 <AzzA> hoarders "{
08:00 <AzzA> :P
08:00 <StrykerX> 512MB graphics
09:00 <Serenity> no
09:00 <Serenity> im not a hoarder
09:00 <StrykerX> As you can tell, I built it out of spares.
09:00 <TokenDaRing> damn she's old
09:00 <AzzA> Paul is :P
09:00 <Serenity> about 10% of the stuff in this house is mine
09:00 <AzzA> of PC junk
09:00 <Serenity> no of everything
09:00 <AzzA> lol
11:00 <couleurs> u guys r pc junk
11:00 <StrykerX> Old but solid, TokenDaRing 
11:00 <StrykerX> Works a treat.
11:00 <StrykerX> Linux uses fuck all resources.
15:00 <couleurs> RiP Paul Driver
16:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: isn't it time for more fifa/
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want an art studio
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a kiln and a bunch of art supplies 
20:00 <couleurs> soon Tokes... soon.
22:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: what else is in your life
22:00 <TokenDaRing> aside from fifa?
22:00 <couleurs> FiFa is LiFe
22:00 <British^Meat> lol
22:00 <British^Meat> such a waste of a ps4
23:00 <couleurs> u just jelly
24:00 <British^Meat> not really
24:00 <British^Meat> im not a slave to fifa
24:00 <British^Meat> coz pretty garunteed you'll get fifa 16
24:00 <TheRon> NWO 4 Lyfe
24:00 <British^Meat> 17
24:00 <British^Meat> 18
24:00 <British^Meat> 19
24:00 <British^Meat> and so forth
24:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: he'd buy fifa every week if he could
24:00 <TheRon> essendon were looking good 
25:00 <TheRon> for a while
25:00 <British^Meat> hah
25:00 <British^Meat> yer everytime a player gets injured, bring out a new updated version
25:00 <TheRon> BvB 4 lyfe!
25:00 <couleurs> i've only had 08, 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 and 15
26:00 <TheRon> could we have kippers for breakfast mummy dear mummy dear
26:00 <couleurs> 16 will b my final 1... RiP FiFa
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
27:00 <couleurs> y u heff 2 b mad? it only a game
27:00 <TheRon> don't you look at my girlfriend, she's the only one i got
27:00 <TokenDaRing> more to life than fifa
27:00 <frayedknot> Mew
27:00 <couleurs> FiFa is LiFe, FiFa is LoVe
28:00 <Mew> hey frayedycat
28:00 <TheRon> ffia is corrupt
28:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: do you watch any tv shows?
29:00 <couleurs> yes i love game of thrones u may have herd of it it's about wizards n dragens
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <TheRon> lot's of tit in that
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> token what about you - what do you do?
29:00 <TokenDaRing> right now?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> mew :D
29:00 <TokenDaRing> masturbating over gay porn
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, generally speaking
29:00 <TheRon> let the women folk talk
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's up with the new obsession with gay porn and wang burn?
30:00 <TokenDaRing> watch shows, do uni work, play games, read news
30:00 <TokenDaRing> hang out with friends and family on the weekends
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> you've suddenly have realised you're attracted to men?
30:00 <couleurs> 2 many things
31:00 <couleurs> i just FiFa, IRC n GAME OF THONES
31:00 <TokenDaRing> get a girlfriend couleurs
31:00 <TheRon> breaking bad?
31:00 <stebie> Game of FiFa
31:00 <couleurs> hi stebie did u buy a ps4 n FiFa yet pls rerply asap
31:00 <zaim> Game of Stebie
31:00 <couleurs> RERPLEY
31:00 <zaim> awz
32:00 <Nikky`> Where is my cuddle? :o(
32:00 <stebie> couleurs, not yet, but might consider it, my ps3 is playing up
32:00 <TheRon> caribbean queen are we sharing the same dream
32:00 <couleurs> F8ck Y8ah
32:00 <Nikky`> cuddle and spoon from my two fave men
32:00 <stebie> ;x
32:00 <zaim> u hear that stebie? i hear a 3some.
33:00 <TheRon> where's doodle???
33:00 <stebie> ^_-
33:00 <couleurs> i also like the project and dave hughes he's my laughsperation
33:00 <TheRon> i swear Nikky` has him in her basement
33:00 <TheRon> you need probable cause to get a warrant
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <couleurs> oh and big bang theory that show is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> tell doodle to come back n' chat here
34:00 <TheRon> that show reminds me so much of ppl on here
34:00 <Nikky`> what what
34:00 <slinky_J> oops
34:00 <stebie> i'm sheldon
35:00 <couleurs> xD
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
36:00 <couleurs> what's your favourite episode? mine is the 1 when sheldon complains and the others are like oh sheldon 
36:00 <TheRiddler> 2 in a row stebie
37:00 <TheRiddler> also we humiliated them
39:00 <TheRon> i like any episode where i can look down penny's top
39:00 <TokenDaRing> hey tisk
39:00 <TokenDaRing> how's your day man?
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> does she have big boobs?
39:00 <TheRiddler> dont like big bang theory
39:00 <stebie> TheRiddler, hells yeah! :D
39:00 <TheRon> they're ample
39:00 <stebie> hawks will be interesting next week
39:00 <Nikky`> My day was great TokenDaRing.. I knew I was next to be asked so I got in first
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah couldn't remember 
40:00 <TokenDaRing> lol Nikky` I was asking TiSk
40:00 <TheRiddler> yes
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ nikky
40:00 <couleurs> what's your favourite episode? mine is the 1 when penny have big boobss
40:00 <Nikky`> I know TokenDaRing.. but as I said, I knew you would ask me next
40:00 <Nikky`> :P
43:00 <TheRon> why are there so many songs about rainbows and whats on the other side
43:00 <faux> DRAGONS BABY
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> fauxy
44:00 <faux> k8 m8!!!!!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
46:00 <TheRon> which muppets song is best, rainbow connection or movin' along?
47:00 <faux> Ron are you watching the game 
47:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/hLsYLOC.jpg
47:00 <TheRon> the storm are on?
47:00 <faux> No
47:00 <faux> Dragons and dogs
47:00 <TheRon> north and lions
47:00 <Fart-Warper> The Dragon dogs
48:00 <Fart-Warper> & when the dgs bark they shoot flames @ u
48:00 <Fart-Warper> dogs*
50:00 <TheRon> she's lump she's lump she's in my head
52:00 <TheRon> such a sad day, i think i need breasts
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> why?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> who died now?
53:00 <TheRon> just geelong
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't think cock would console me actually 
53:00 <Fart-Warper> Breasts to rub? or u wanna grow broobs m8?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
54:00 <TheRon> when's this party??
54:00 <Fart-Warper> haha u meen the cats losing to the dockers m8?
54:00 <TheRon> bit slow
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://imgur.com/hFMcq
55:00 <Fart-Warper> blow me
55:00 <Fart-Warper> Remeber 92 & 94 GF m8?
55:00 <TheRon> not really
55:00 <Fart-Warper> I hate the dockers m8
56:00 <TheRon> west coast man
56:00 <Fart-Warper> yah mon
57:00 <Fart-Warper> The 90's were brilliant in all departments, footy, music films
58:00 <couleurs> i'm still brilliant
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you're now 50 - sure
58:00 <Fart-Warper> I'm old
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol katatonic_kate01
58:00 <TheRiddler> that gif
59:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: do you like the shaven look or the lumberjack look?
59:00 <Fart-Warper> I haven't used irc in years
59:00 <Fart-Warper> Good seeing ppl still using it
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
02:00 <TheRon> ?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> shaven or lumberjack......
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> somewhere in between
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love guys with beards…… 
02:00 <TheRon> deciding whether i should shave
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw don't
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> just get rid of the neck beard 
03:00 <TheRon> oh alright
03:00 <TheRiddler> Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
03:00 <TheRiddler> I sleep all night and I work all day.
04:00 <TheRon> i don't wear women's clothing
04:00 <TheRiddler> lies
05:00 <TheRon> moby - porcelain
06:00 <Fart-Warper> u plaaying that through mirc so other peeps can hear?
06:00 <TheRon> yes!
06:00 <Fart-Warper> Sry I'm a n00b
07:00 <Fart-Warper> How can I hear that tune?
07:00 <TheRon> i play all tunes out of my arse and podcast it
07:00 <TheRon> it's a skill
08:00 <Fart-Warper> hahaha smart ass
08:00 <Fart-Warper> Reasonable question m8
08:00 <Fart-Warper> shiiiiiiiit
08:00 <TheRon> you speak jive?
08:00 <StrykerX> Fart-Warper, what a nick!
09:00 <slinky_J> my friends I saw depressed
09:00 <slinky_J> la la la
09:00 <Fart-Warper> It's just a nick m8
09:00 <slinky_J> fox xD
10:00 <TheRon> i got soup and grilled cheese and salami 
10:00 <slinky_J> FoxD.
10:00 <Fart-Warper> I've been pretty gassed lately.
10:00 <Picard> ello
10:00 <Fart-Warper> yo
12:00 <TheRon> cronulla sharks?
12:00 <TheRon> the drug cheats?
13:00 <Picard> essendon had some left for today i think
13:00 <SharkMan> Nah m8, I just like Sharks
13:00 <TheRon> only lasted a half
13:00 <SharkMan> Be great to deep sea cage dive with a massive great white
14:00 <Picard> with it in the cage?
14:00 <SharkMan> hahahaha
14:00 <SharkMan> no
14:00 <SharkMan> Some ppl probably really hate sharks & I can understand
14:00 <TheRon> she drives me crazy, like noone else
14:00 <TheRiddler> did you microwave your membership Picard
15:00 <Picard> no TheRiddler
15:00 <Picard> why would i, its round 2
15:00 <SharkMan> ROUND 2
15:00 <SharkMan> FIGHT
15:00 <SharkMan> ; P
15:00 <TheRon> richmond supporters just know
15:00 <nate> SharkMan will bite ya bum
15:00 <SharkMan> tigers doing well these days in the AFL
15:00 <Picard> Skirmish wb
16:00 <SharkMan> I'll sniff ur butt, maybe have a nibble
16:00 <Mew> omg I got new floor cleaning stuff, just mopped and the whole house smells like jellybeans
16:00 <Skirmish> What is it called Mew? 
16:00 <Mew> I'm in love with this smell sooooo hard right now
16:00 <SharkMan> I use bleach when mopping
17:00 <Skirmish> Usually I use Domestos. 
17:00 <SharkMan> Room ends up smelling like bleach
17:00 <Mew> I dunno its from bens work
17:00 <Skirmish> Get him to find out what the name of it is. 
17:00 <Mew> I've just got a drink bottle full of it lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> jellybean floor sounds yum
17:00 <Mew> It smells so fucking amazing
17:00 <SharkMan> hahahaha /me licks floor
17:00 <SharkMan> That doesn't work anymore
17:00 <Mew> will do skirmy
18:00 <Skirmish> It's probably some stuff that can only be bought bulk. 
18:00 <Skirmish> Probably also causes cancer and that is why it smells nice, so you aren't so upset about it giving you cancer. 
19:00 <SharkMan> A lot of things causes cancer
19:00 <TheRiddler> hai DemonsRun
19:00 <SharkMan> Even sugar
19:00 <Mew> Yeah its one from wherever they order their cleaning stuff through
19:00 <TheRiddler> skirmish is here
19:00 <DemonsRun> Hey TheRiddler 
19:00 <Mew> Not like woolies or Coles lol
19:00 <SharkMan> I needa some1 to stand on my back
19:00 <Mew> Id huff this smell even if it gave me cancer 
19:00 <Mew> #yolo
19:00 <TheRiddler> industrial cleaner
19:00 <TheRon> if i work at coles status quo would be doing my head in
20:00 <slinky_J> SharkMan and DolphinGirl
20:00 <SharkMan> lol using industrial cleaner inside a house
20:00 <slinky_J> :P
20:00 <Skirmish> lol mew
20:00 <Mew> again, #yolo
20:00 <slinky_J> nobody says yolo
20:00 <Mew> I do wot I want bitch
20:00 <slinky_J> go 2005
20:00 <Mew> get used to it
20:00 <slinky_J> respect
20:00 <SharkMan> crazy c4 battlefield players do :D
20:00 <slinky_J> kk
20:00 <nate> wolo!
21:00 <slinky_J> nato!
21:00 <slinky_J> :p
21:00 <slinky_J> oh maahh goooosh
21:00 <Skirmish> lol @ slinky_J giving anyone advice for what is out of fashion 
21:00 <slinky_J> how u get so sexy nate?
21:00 <slinky_J> lol@skirm for anythin
21:00 <nate> i got advice from george rose
21:00 <Skirmish> Stop buying clothes that were left over from the Underworld movies slinky_J. 
21:00 <slinky_J> i got advice from virginia wolf!
21:00 <Picard> lol @ thinking slinky_J leaves the house to see what people wear
21:00 <slinky_J> oh
21:00 <nate> http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2014/02/13/1226826/401101-c8b2771a-9438-11e3-9900-6ae4ae41740d.jpg
21:00 <TheRiddler> out of fasion anything that doesn't fit him
22:00 <slinky_J> dad
22:00 <slinky_J> u diss me
22:00 <slinky_J> :(
22:00 <slinky_J> nobody leaves your house Picard.
22:00 <slinky_J> Alive..
22:00 <Mew> that dad thing is so creepy and gross lol
22:00 <Mew> pls stop
22:00 <TheRiddler> what dad thing?
22:00 <slinky_J> lel
22:00 <nate> does picard make them watch startrek ;l
22:00 <slinky_J> Picard is my dad..
22:00 <Mew> not funny
22:00 <slinky_J> irl
22:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:00 <Mew> not fun
22:00 <TheRon> it was the heat of the moment, telling you what my heart meant
22:00 <TheRiddler> oh
22:00 <TheRiddler> gross
22:00 <TheRiddler> sugar daddy
22:00 <slinky_J> ino u r but wot am i
23:00 <Picard> yes im his ashamed father
23:00 <SharkMan> Belinda Carlisle - Heaven is a place on Earth
23:00 <Picard> i got a sore ass
24:00 <nate> SharkMan do u have nice teeth?
24:00 <slinky_J> If Picard were my father, he may aswell be the father of all trolls online.
24:00 <nate> to bite picards bum!
24:00 <Skirmish> Been letting the mrs do you with a strap on Picard? 
24:00 <SharkMan> I do these days
24:00 <nate> chew chew chew
24:00 <Picard> yes Skirmish
24:00 <slinky_J> luv u
24:00 <SharkMan> After a lot of dental
24:00 <Picard> and some random dude i met in a park toilet
24:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish now that you've been dumped
24:00 <SharkMan> Amazing how much Dentists charge!
24:00 <SharkMan> & vets
24:00 <slinky_J> and have no followers on irc
24:00 <Skirmish> Who dumped me? 
24:00 <slinky_J> how do you feel?
24:00 <TheRiddler> does he even buy you things for your love
25:00 <Skirmish> Oh you mean TokenDaRing? 
25:00 <slinky_J> no
25:00 <slinky_J> but you mentioned him
25:00 <Skirmish> Who are the followers? 
25:00 <slinky_J> wait
25:00 <TokenDaRing> wait
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish mentioned me?
25:00 <TokenDaRing> how heartwarming
25:00 <slinky_J> you've got a problem with TokenDaRing
25:00 <slinky_J> why
25:00 <Skirmish> Not at all. 
25:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: because he's bitter
25:00 <slinky_J> LOL
25:00 <slinky_J> no shit
25:00 <nate> someone has hemroids and needs TokenDaRing for support
25:00 <SharkMan> Nazi Zombie
25:00 <TokenDaRing> I can picture Skirmish as a man who walks around eating lemons all the time
26:00 <slinky_J> so that's why I can't make lemon juice.
26:00 <nate> i thought he played paintball alot ;l
26:00 <SharkMan> Or drinking turnip juice
26:00 <Skirmish> Because I won't give reach arounds to b1 like he does now .... and preaches that everyone should let go of the past ..... yet TokenDaRing still gives the same people a hard time, except b1. 
26:00 <TokenDaRing> seee
26:00 <TokenDaRing> bitter
27:00 <TokenDaRing> I dunno Skirmish, me and slinky_J are cool with each other
27:00 <TokenDaRing> and I used to give him a hard time
27:00 <TokenDaRing> maybe
27:00 <TokenDaRing> it's
27:00 <TokenDaRing> just
27:00 <TokenDaRing> you
27:00 <Skirmish> Yes, I am bitter that you are a follower TokenDaRing. Oh so bitter. 
28:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
28:00 <slinky_J> sad boy fat trippin Skirmish
28:00 <Mew> they'll both be so hard right now, imagine the steamy cybersex going down in pm
28:00 <Mew> no u put it in first
28:00 <slinky_J> rude
28:00 <Mew> no u
29:00 <Skirmish> Probably the same that TokenDaRing used to PM me so hard when he thought we were united against someone. So transparent. 
29:00 <slinky_J> oh dude
29:00 <TokenDaRing> are you still crying Skirmish?
29:00 <SharkMan> How do I increase text size in this... some1 help a n00b?
29:00 <Skirmish> Yes, crying lemon juice. 
29:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish you thought he was such a submissive person
29:00 <TheRon> thats why i tell you, you'd better be home soon
29:00 <TheRiddler> he latches onto anyone and anything
29:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing is a low life dog scum cunt :P
29:00 <slinky_J> now he's all himsellf bro
29:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Picard
29:00 <slinky_J> and you got problems
29:00 <slinky_J> ur mean brah
29:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing is a submissive person. He will follow just about anyone that he believes is on the same page as he is, or turn against them if they no longer are. 
29:00 <TheRiddler> and tries to suck like he has a nipple in his mouth
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard would you kindly jump off a bridge, please?
30:00 <slinky_J> love shots of cum all round!
30:00 <TokenDaRing> thank you
30:00 <Mew> And gets so excited about it lmao like a puppy that hasn't been pat for 3 weeks
30:00 <Picard> hows the arse after a big night out TokenDaRing
30:00 <Skirmish> Same as he now gives me grief, because he is now pals with B1. 
30:00 <Mew> omgomgomg some1 2 type with
30:00 <slinky_J> Mew why do you hate me
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: no, it's just because you cry so much
30:00 <TokenDaRing> and it takes so little effort
30:00 <slinky_J> i don't hate you :/
30:00 <Skirmish> LOL you are learning how to be the master of irony from b1 TokenDaRing. 
30:00 <slinky_J> no problems with u
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish!
30:00 <Skirmish> Kate! 
30:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing is a front runner
30:00 <TheRiddler> but all that happens is looking like he sucked a lemon
31:00 <Mew> hey kakesta
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> how you doin'?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey mew
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb
31:00 <TheRiddler> that's TokenDaRing
31:00 <Skirmish> I am good :) 
31:00 <TheRiddler> btw
31:00 <Picard> TheRiddler he sucks plenty of cock
31:00 <slinky_J> sif even dis TokenDaRing
31:00 <slinky_J> look at yourselves
31:00 <slinky_J> god damn..
31:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: now you can run along and suggest in other channels/servers that I am trying to seduce Kate because I am always on the hunt for something better. :) Run along now. 
31:00 <slinky_J> Picard you only come online to troll
31:00 <amelia> such little bitches
31:00 <Picard> slinky_J why are you on your knees sucking his dick?
32:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish has self esteem issues
32:00 <slinky_J> fuck man
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: tbh we talked about you that one time because we knew you'd find out and have a bawling fit
32:00 <Skirmish> LOL slinky_J that's heaps funny. 
32:00 <TokenDaRing> just like you still are
32:00 <slinky_J> no it's not funny
32:00 <TokenDaRing> keep proving our point though
32:00 <slinky_J> not at all man
32:00 <Mew> not fun?
32:00 <Picard> lol
32:00 <slinky_J> shit is just plain sad.
32:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU
32:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FROZEN - Let It Go Sing-along | Official Disney HD Views: 402,424,656   Uploader: WaltDisneyStudiosUK Uploaded: Published on Jan 30, 2014 Duration: 4 Minutes 3 Seconds 
32:00 <slinky_J> You're a sad fuck Skirmish.
32:00 <Picard> slinky_J will have a melt down soon
32:00 <Skirmish> lol it's like B1 changed his nick to TokenDaRing! So much alike. 
32:00 <slinky_J> you feel you need to come on here
33:00 <Mew> 402 mil holy fuck
33:00 <slinky_J> and own everyone
33:00 <Skirmish> Picard: Looks like he's already started. 
33:00 <TheRiddler> not sure how saying kate n skirmish are boning is a troll
33:00 <slinky_J> in you're own "special" way
33:00 <slinky_J> it's sad dude
33:00 <Picard> yes Skirmish it does
33:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: They be jelly. 
33:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler: because I know it sets off Skirmish
33:00 <TheRiddler> yes
33:00 <slinky_J> you gotta resort to this
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish is very serious about IRC, so serious that he had three blogs about it
33:00 <TheRon> crowded house - private universe
33:00 <slinky_J> TheRiddler you're a cool person man
33:00 <slinky_J> had some cool convos with ytou
33:00 <slinky_J> you*
34:00 <TheRiddler> it's like saying winning the lottery is a insult
34:00 <nate> LET IT BLOW CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORe!
34:00 <slinky_J> you're not a part of this TheRiddler.
34:00 <TheRiddler> haha suck shit you won the lottery lol
34:00 <Skirmish> TokenDaRing: is that more serious or less serious than tweeting about it and retweeting taco? 
34:00 <SharkMan> nate m8 wtmi
34:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish just stop acting like a princess, dude you will never be one.
34:00 <slinky_J> Home girl wannabe
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: tweeting is like, a 5 second thing man
34:00 <TokenDaRing> you sat down and wrote effortposts on a blog
34:00 <TokenDaRing> think about it
34:00 <SharkMan> All the sexy ladies tweet
34:00 <slinky_J> lol
35:00 <nate> sharkman LOVYA4EVA
35:00 <Mew> rating someone's coolness by the amount of good irc conversations you've had.. priceless
35:00 <slinky_J> if Skirmish didn't care one iota
35:00 <couleurs> bbl FiFa no time 4 u ppl
35:00 <Skirmish> How much time did you guys invest in going after Ravenwolf? lol selective memory. 
35:00 <slinky_J> he wouldn't be one here man
35:00 <TheRiddler> clutching at straws 
35:00 <Picard> well im off to dinner, im sure cunts like TokenDaRing and slinky_J will be crying about the same things when i come back 
35:00 <SharkMan> fuck fifa
35:00 <couleurs> fuck SharkMan 
35:00 <TheRiddler> family dispute
35:00 <slinky_J> halp me git awaie from mysalf!
35:00 <nate> picard u are worth it ;l
35:00 <SharkMan> Soccer is really boring
35:00 <couleurs> maybe she's born with it maybe it's Picard 
35:00 <TheRiddler> picard is disappoint
36:00 <couleurs> you're really boring
36:00 <TheRiddler> in slinky_J
36:00 <SharkMan> I'm a party
36:00 <Mew> you ladies need a KY pool
36:00 <British^Meat> Picard will be thinking of uber troll lines whilst he eats his din dins
36:00 <British^Meat> we're always on his mind
36:00 <SharkMan> There's a party in my mouth, and everyones invited.
36:00 <Skirmish> I am going to cry lemons. Will be back later maybe. 
37:00 <Mew> chuckling to himself with mashed potato in his mouth
37:00 <TheRiddler> if picard falls and no one is around does he make a sound
37:00 <TheRon> only know you love her when you let her go
37:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: he thinks of us and smiles
37:00 <Mew> This is the best these floors have ever looked
37:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtSDWq6HsJE
37:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nelly - Ride Wit Me ft. St. Lunatics Views: 46,193,891   Uploader: NellyVEVO Uploaded:  Oct 8, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 46 Seconds 
38:00 <British^Meat> yes, when he is sad he thinks of us
38:00 <Mew> i get so overexcited about mopping
38:00 <SharkMan> youtube dude, I can't hear that
38:00 <British^Meat> oh gawsh Mew, i did mine yesterday
38:00 <nate> sharks dont have ears
38:00 <British^Meat> and my windows, i get a lil excited by my windows too :.
38:00 <British^Meat> :/
38:00 <Mew> i did windows too!!!
38:00 <Mew> <3
38:00 <SharkMan> We detect sound though
39:00 <nate> stick to biting bums ;D
39:00 <SharkMan> soundwaves & shit
39:00 <SharkMan> Put it away boy
39:00 <nate> RUMP RUMP!
39:00 <TheRiddler> need to get some snozzberry scented window cleaner
39:00 <British^Meat> great innit?
39:00 <Mew> So I get flawless afternoon sunshine beaming through on the streak free wooden floors
39:00 <Mew> Hnnnnnnng
39:00 <TheRiddler> these snozzberries taste like snozzberries
39:00 <British^Meat> Now if only i could figure out how to take my fly screens off....
39:00 <British^Meat> nice
39:00 <Mew> set fire to them
39:00 <SharkMan> I got 5 massive packs of strawberries for 20 bucks
40:00 <SharkMan> Bargain.
40:00 <TheRiddler> super troopers
40:00 <British^Meat> well, i can take them off, just never get em back on
40:00 <Mew> yum
40:00 <SharkMan> Tasty little bastards
40:00 <Mew> I had a bowl of strawbs today 
41:00 <Mew> You should make strawberry jam
41:00 <amelia> no, you should dip them in choc & give them to me
41:00 <amelia> screw the jam
42:00 <SharkMan> I gave a few of to friends, & me boog
42:00 <SharkMan> Keep 1 for myself.
42:00 <amelia> ain't nobody got time for strawberry jam
42:00 <SharkMan> Strawberries & icecream ftw
42:00 <Mew> ohhhhh okay maybe if you'd kept the lot
43:00 <SharkMan> That would be way to many berries m8, some would end up going off.
43:00 <TheRon> mews boobs brighten an otherwise dull day
43:00 <SharkMan> Going off like a berry dude.
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol @ the child…. i said i was going to be doing some belly dancing classes soon...
44:00 <Mew> that's why.. U jam
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> so she gets on the floor on her tummy and goes, mum look a me…. I'm belly dancing
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
45:00 <Mew> awww
45:00 <TheRon> belly dancing there's a new window i can look thru
45:00 <Mew> kid logic
45:00 <Mew> the best logic
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes kid logic lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ron, go do it
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'd love it
45:00 <TheRon> looking thru the window while they belly dance?
45:00 <SharkMan> I can do the truffle shuffle
46:00 <nate> inner pig:)
47:00 <SharkMan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5whaRkuipU
47:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Truffle Shuffle Views: 3,675,155   Uploader: wolfgangmozart187 Uploaded:  Feb 7, 2007 Duration: 0 Minutes 29 Seconds 
47:00 <SharkMan> Does that display link?
47:00 <TheRon> i think my restraining order from bras n thins is almost up
48:00 <SharkMan> u hunt like a wolf
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> hungry like a wolf
49:00 <SharkMan> Hunt likea hound listening to Prodigy
50:00 <SharkMan> Run with wolves, hunt likea hound.
51:00 <SharkMan> Not many ppl like the new prodigy alb.
51:00 <TheRon> they mostly come at night, mostly
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
51:00 <SharkMan> Monsters don't exist.
51:00 <nate> SharkMan are u stuck in the net yet
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ALIENS
52:00 <SharkMan> My gaming rig fried
52:00 <TheRon> yes!
52:00 <SharkMan> Most my online usage was Battlefield
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Stop your grinning and drop your linen !
52:00 <SharkMan> Building a new PC.
53:00 <SharkMan> My m8 got a i5 picked up off the side of the rd... from bulk collection.
53:00 <slinky_J> bounce!!!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you talking to anyone specifically shark man?
53:00 <SharkMan> Amazing what some ppl throw away!
53:00 <slinky_J> I got a new laptop
54:00 <slinky_J> Amazing that..
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i got a new apartment 
54:00 <slinky_J> you'd never expect it.
54:00 <SharkMan> woohoo
54:00 <SharkMan> u need a bordy?
54:00 <slinky_J> true but
54:00 <nate> SharkMan unhook baby!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it protects me from the whistling streets
54:00 <slinky_J> i was about to say
54:00 <SharkMan> u get a lot of truck noise?
54:00 <slinky_J> I picked up an old seventys surfie
55:00 <British^Meat> And i got a new singer and i got a new song!
55:00 <nate> slinky_J likes old chicks?
55:00 <SharkMan> milfs
55:00 <slinky_J> hey British^Meat you finally went full retard.
55:00 <British^Meat> slinky_J has a perfectly round head
55:00 <SharkMan> Some chiks get sexier as they get older
55:00 <slinky_J> when there's fat on it
55:00 <slinky_J> fat boy slippin!
56:00 <slinky_J> ilur insults
56:00 <nate> SharkMan never:)
56:00 <SharkMan> ffs tryin to write this fucken tune man
56:00 <SharkMan> yeah
56:00 <slinky_J> writing a song?
56:00 <slinky_J> what kind've song SharkMan?
56:00 <SharkMan> Nah just singing Poison by Prodigy
57:00 <nate> Sharky wants me to feed him some barra by the poolside
57:00 <slinky_J> long as ur having fun!
57:00 <slinky_J> how did i put build it up and then closer together
57:00 <SharkMan> barra tastes okay, I prefer whale burgers m8
57:00 <slinky_J> lewfs
57:00 <slinky_J> build it up tear it down*
57:00 <nate> SHAIT im outta luck
58:00 <SharkMan> I lost all my $ in poker
58:00 <SharkMan> I'm outta luck m8
58:00 <slinky_J> aw nate
58:00 <slinky_J> JUST LIKE BEFOOOREE
58:00 <slinky_J> let's rokz out naetx
58:00 <SharkMan> I'll get it back! :D
58:00 <SharkMan> Let's get naked?
58:00 <slinky_J> pliers r awesome!
58:00 <slinky_J> i <3 poker!!
59:00 <SharkMan> Poker is a pretty rage game @times
59:00 <SharkMan> hahaha
59:00 <slinky_J> nate i think my gf 2 hates me haha
59:00 <slinky_J> yer i like public games
59:00 <slinky_J> not casino ey
59:00 <SharkMan> u play Bf?
00:00 <slinky_J> bf
00:00 <slinky_J> ?
00:00 <SharkMan> Battlefield
00:00 <Loof> boyfriend
00:00 <slinky_J> yer
00:00 <slinky_J> bf4
00:00 <slinky_J> on xbox one
00:00 <SharkMan> All the big dogs stuck 2 Bf3 :D
00:00 <Loof> all the cheapskates
00:00 <slinky_J> on pc?
00:00 <Loof> sure there's plenty
00:00 <SharkMan> Bf4 split up the Bf community
00:00 <SharkMan> Yeah PC m8
00:00 <slinky_J> yer i figure
01:00 <slinky_J> i dont have ne probs either way
01:00 <slinky_J> i loved bf 3
01:00 <slinky_J> but i dont have 360 nemore and never played it on pc
01:00 <Loof> 64 players is sick
01:00 <slinky_J> yer mang!
01:00 <Loof> footlocker
01:00 <slinky_J> if only
01:00 <SharkMan> 64 players is a laggy nightmare! :D
01:00 <slinky_J> xbox could play against ps4
01:00 <slinky_J> be sick loof
02:00 <Loof> fine for me sharkman
02:00 <slinky_J> such tight up arese companies
02:00 <SharkMan> 16 or 32 player nice ping with good gamers
02:00 <Loof> you must have a shit setup
02:00 <slinky_J> i do rather the big games of bf4
02:00 <slinky_J> tbh
02:00 <slinky_J> i hardly play anything but conquest now
02:00 <slinky_J> bf3 i played mostly RUSH
02:00 <Loof> i was just playing 4k bf4 64 players no lag lol
03:00 <slinky_J> yer
03:00 <slinky_J> well
03:00 <Loof> graphics or network
03:00 <slinky_J> bf4 is really just like an update for bf3
03:00 <slinky_J> anywy
03:00 <slinky_J> imo
03:00 <Loof> full settings 60fps
03:00 <slinky_J> the mp experience is the same
03:00 <Loof> spending thousands on a pc is worth it
03:00 <slinky_J> just they keep updating making it better
04:00 <slinky_J> woah Lewfs
04:00 <slinky_J> how much did u spend on ur pc brah?
04:00 <SharkMan> 90% of Bf3 servers were from eatern states
04:00 <slinky_J> my mate will make u a gaming pc
04:00 <British^Meat> <--- bf3 pc legend
04:00 <SharkMan> My PC was sweet during the time
04:00 <slinky_J> brb fone
04:00 <Loof> gtx 980 ftw
04:00 <SharkMan> My connection was always a ping of 80
04:00 <Loof> 4ghz 8 core cpu
04:00 <Loof> i get 16 ping
05:00 <Loof> cable ftw
05:00 <SharkMan> jWell cpu has nothing to do with network lag m8
05:00 <Loof> i know that
05:00 <Loof> duh
05:00 <SharkMan> fart
05:00 <SharkMan> ur all serious & shit
05:00 <British^Meat> he just wants to argue and be a knob
05:00 <British^Meat> id ignore him...
05:00 <SharkMan> Loof what's ur Battlefield name?>
06:00 <British^Meat> oooh, oohh i know i know!
06:00 <Loof> ask ur mum, i use her account mostly
06:00 <Skirmish> Corpse79
06:00 <Loof> and her army boots
06:00 <British^Meat> hah
06:00 <British^Meat> told ya
06:00 <British^Meat> dudes a nutcase
06:00 <British^Meat> wow
06:00 <SharkMan> Wtf just happened?
06:00 <Skirmish> Too many extra chemicals pumped into that body.
06:00 <British^Meat> lol
06:00 <SharkMan> I was hoping to talk Bf
06:00 <Skirmish> He's fried. 
06:00 <British^Meat> i k r
06:00 <British^Meat> i didnt see u say one mean thing to him
06:00 <British^Meat> nutsoid
07:00 <SharkMan> haha
07:00 <nate> loof all show no go?:)
07:00 <SharkMan> Hopefully I get my new PC built by Tuesday, get back on the Battlefield.
07:00 <British^Meat> oh u not able to play it atm?
07:00 <SharkMan> No
07:00 <British^Meat> dang
08:00 <SharkMan> :             (
08:00 <Skirmish> My son and his mates carve it up on PS3. I die ... a lot. 
08:00 <British^Meat> i have to play it on the lowest of the low myself..
08:00 <British^Meat> but i still enjoy it
08:00 <amelia> carve it up
09:00 <SharkMan> I'd like to get my little nephew involved soon, he's a great little gamer
09:00 <SharkMan> Young fella still plays CoD
09:00 <British^Meat> hah
10:00 <British^Meat> balls shame u aint hooked up now, i feel like jumpin on
11:00 <SharkMan> Probaly need a break, I lost my gf playing that game.
11:00 <British^Meat> lol
12:00 <British^Meat> i mean :(
12:00 <slinky_J> :0
12:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish what do you call aces and eights?
12:00 <SharkMan> Full house
12:00 <slinky_J> and why
12:00 <slinky_J> lol
12:00 <slinky_J> true
13:00 <Skirmish> This is another one of those times when I have absolutely no idea what your fried mind means slinky_J. 
13:00 <British^Meat> lol
13:00 <SharkMan> 2 pair soz
13:00 <slinky_J> I mean't as in dead man's hand.
14:00 <SharkMan> River card usually drills me in pkr.
14:00 <slinky_J> I dunno man
14:00 <slinky_J> these days
14:00 <slinky_J> you get a programme to run whilst ur playin on pokerstars
14:00 <slinky_J> showing everones history etc
15:00 <slinky_J> etc.*
15:00 <slinky_J> turned into a cheats game man
15:00 <slinky_J> I love poker but online shits me.
16:00 <SharkMan> Yeah, get dumb-ass n00bs with online pkr
16:00 <slinky_J> well yer you get people in-real-games come on and just waste money
16:00 <slinky_J> for fun
17:00 <slinky_J> and you get hardcore play money people whom don't want to split with the 4 mill they've made
17:00 <SharkMan> Or some have no idea how to play
17:00 <slinky_J> depends how that is
17:00 <slinky_J> new to the game or just always shit haha
18:00 <slinky_J> I dunno
18:00 <SharkMan> New to the game asking questions is 1 thing, brain dead idiots going all in hand after hand is another lol
18:00 <slinky_J> i learnt hold'em one night at a friends
19:00 <slinky_J> oh, nothing worse than folding to some shit doesnt know how to play
19:00 <slinky_J> and just plays
19:00 <slinky_J> that's the worst
19:00 <slinky_J> me and a guy in here used to play PS play chips
19:00 <slinky_J> we had a name for em
19:00 <SharkMan> Or having pkt aces and losing to a straight on the river
19:00 <slinky_J> Mexicans
19:00 <slinky_J> :P
19:00 <SharkMan> hahaha usually south americans
20:00 <slinky_J> we called the noobs mexicans.
20:00 <slinky_J> lol
20:00 <SharkMan> They're bad @ the game!
20:00 <nate> slinky_J IS BACK BABY!
20:00 <slinky_J> pocket aces would scare me anyway online
20:00 <slinky_J> natey!
20:00 <SharkMan> Pkt aces 80% of the time win for me
20:00 <Skirmish> [19:20] <slinky_J> we called the noobs mexicans.   <---- Who is 'We'. 
20:00 <slinky_J> smoke time ay
20:00 <nate> SharkMan feeling hungry ?:)
20:00 <slinky_J> pock aces haven't been that kind to me online 
21:00 <slinky_J> I've got more outta pock 9s
21:00 <SharkMan> Not really m8, me boog made soup
21:00 <nate> damn it!!
21:00 <SharkMan> Chicken Soup!
21:00 <SharkMan> hahaha nom nom nom
21:00 <slinky_J> yum
21:00 <SharkMan> It's delicious!
21:00 <slinky_J> wb
21:00 <SharkMan> No bread though :               (
22:00 <Skirnish> I'm a total tosser
22:00 <SharkMan> u wank a lot m8?
22:00 <Skirnish> yes
22:00 <nate> Skirmish i like to watch :)
22:00 <SharkMan> wtmi
22:00 <Skirnish> my missus wont give me sex
22:00 <Skirmish> lol YAY! i have cheap imitators!
22:00 <SharkMan> Kylie denied me
23:00 <SharkMan> Why doesn't she love me?
23:00 <Skirnish> gotta let them boys out somhow right?
23:00 <nate> i would like a 3 way with Skirmish and Skirnish :)
23:00 <nate> 2 good 2 be troo!
23:00 <Skirnish> Skirnish has ego enough for both of us
23:00 <nate> i cant take my eyes off of you twoo
24:00 <nate> u;d be like a horn to touch
24:00 <nate> i want to hold you so much
24:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish
24:00 <slinky_J> right now
24:00 <slinky_J> nothing between us matters.
24:00 <slinky_J> okay?
24:00 <slinky_J> just good talk
24:00 <nate> slinky_J metallica nothing between us matters?:)
24:00 <slinky_J> I gotta song n cig b4 this game
25:00 <slinky_J> im off the table
25:00 <slinky_J> lolz
25:00 <slinky_J> ay
25:00 <Skirmish> lol wot
25:00 <under> GUYS.
25:00 <slinky_J> werd
25:00 <nate> slinky_J is pulling out the romantic talk for skirms
25:00 <nate> can we hold hands in the moonlight!
25:00 <nate> under a sea of stars
26:00 <under> yes?
26:00 <under> game of thrones leak!
26:00 <under> wow
26:00 <nate> clouds will roll in like our beating hearts
26:00 <nate> under like 4 episodes
26:00 <nate> huge carnt
26:00 <under> yes
26:00 <under> i'm sad cuz i have to wait subs
26:00 <under> :D
26:00 <nate> under are u japanese?
26:00 <under> it
27:00 <nate> you are an alien
27:00 <under> lol
27:00 <nate> eeettt phone home
27:00 <Skirnish> my crazy ex has custody of my kid
27:00 <Skirnish> because i am a shit dad
27:00 <under> wat
27:00 <nate> Skirmish shit happens:)
27:00 <under> why
28:00 <nate> under give me a cuddle!
28:00 <nate> i want subs with that
28:00 <under> what's that
28:00 <nate> subway subs
28:00 <Skirnish> gotta talk on irc at work
28:00 <Mew> you know you've made it big when youve got a second rate knockoff if yourself
28:00 <Mew> of
29:00 <Skirnish> otherwise my missus will find out i got some bitches on the go you know
29:00 <Skirmish> lol mew
29:00 <nate> ys Skirmish knows all of Skirmishes dirty little secrets because they slept together:)
29:00 <nate> what is love
29:00 <nate> baby dont spill my secretss!!
29:00 <SharkMan> Baby don't hurt me
29:00 <SharkMan> Don't hurt me... no more
30:00 <Skirmish> lol bitches on the go. I must be one pimp mother fucker.
30:00 <Skirnish> i love working on the night shift
30:00 <Skirnish> just jerk it to porn all night
30:00 <nate> doesnt everyone?
30:00 <SharkMan> No idea what ur on about man
30:00 <Skirnish> SharkMan, you dont wank bro?
31:00 <nate> Skirnish likes the garnish
31:00 <nate> hi beehhh goodlooka
31:00 <SharkMan> Yeas I do
31:00 <SharkMan> Melissa Debling isa wicked wank
31:00 <beehhh> SharkMan from GC
31:00 <Skirnish> beehhh is a good man
31:00 <SharkMan> Or Sharkman from the fartwarp
31:00 <beehhh> rofl
31:00 <Skirnish> who shares pics of his woman with me
32:00 <nate> SharkMan is from aussie thunder
32:00 <beehhh> sunrise coast
32:00 <beehhh> i have made that far alone
32:00 <SharkMan> The flying moo man lol
32:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: fuck off
32:00 <SharkMan> All hail my rightchenous
32:00 <TokenDaRing> please beehhh kindly go jump in front of a bus
32:00 <TokenDaRing> thank you
32:00 <nate> bus stoopp!
32:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CV0NvA4vBo
32:00 <beehhh> step into govt's shit
33:00 <SharkMan> Celine Dion m8
33:00 <Skirmish> Relax beehhh. TokenDaRing will get all zen with you soon and let the past be the past and you will be besties. 
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Celine Dion is fucking horrible
33:00 <SharkMan> lol
33:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing killed a ilecture and burnt her alive
33:00 <SharkMan> She's okay.
33:00 <nate> i used to like celines vampire teeth
33:00 <nate> gone now
33:00 <nate> damn bitch
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: cry harder :)
33:00 <SharkMan> I like her massive nose
33:00 <beehhh> i like creampied tranny arse
33:00 <Skirnish> mmmm
33:00 <Skirnish> that hot
33:00 <Skirnish> i want some beehhh
34:00 <beehhh> go brazil
34:00 <nate> i like how she dont scream
34:00 <nate> like a blackwoman
34:00 <nate> damn them bitchess
34:00 <SharkMan> Brazil are good @ soccer & sex
34:00 <Mew> nice
34:00 <nate> its soo screamy yet somehow soulful:)
34:00 <SharkMan> Some decent metal bands
34:00 <Skirnish> beehhh brazil has good trannies
34:00 <Skirnish> we should go together sometime yeah
35:00 <SharkMan> Negative
35:00 <under> SharkMan: brazil are good for shamales
35:00 <beehhh> ahh how about urgentine
35:00 <beehhh> beautiful ladyboys
36:00 <Skirnish> yeah man
36:00 <Skirnish> we do that
36:00 <Skirnish> :)
36:00 <beehhh> plllp
36:00 <under> where the duck is couleurs ?
37:00 <under> i want destroy him at fifa 15
37:00 <nate> stuck in my pond
37:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGXc8UEU_pI
37:00 <couleurs> destroy this 8=======D
38:00 <under> LOOOOOOOL
38:00 <beehhh> chocolate
38:00 <couleurs> can u even play 2 nite juve
38:00 <SharkMan> Willy Wonka
38:00 <Skirnish> i'm a huge wanker you know
39:00 <Skirnish> my missus dont give me sex
39:00 <SharkMan> Who gives a shit!
39:00 <SharkMan> Wtf man
39:00 <Skirnish> SharkMan i give a shit ok bro
39:00 <Skirnish> dont get any
39:00 <beehhh> https://sisiliachristy.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/dsc01495.jpg
39:00 <Skirnish> fucking hard all the time
39:00 <Mew> whoa someone got busted over here with 12kg of weed today lmao
39:00 <Mew> a 45yrld man
39:00 <beehhh> got cashew n marshmellow in chocobix
39:00 <nate> private use?
39:00 <couleurs> come oneline under i wanna go me 
39:00 <SharkMan> Ask ur wife for sex... try turning her on m8?
39:00 <Mew> totes
40:00 <beehhh> then i had biriyani and ten forced joint
40:00 <under> couleurs: ok 5 min and invite me
40:00 <SharkMan> wtf is going on?
40:00 <couleurs> Rocken n Rollen
40:00 <Skirnish> SharkMan she just fucking tells me to keep it in my pants
40:00 <Skirnish> wtf
40:00 <beehhh> and three bananas
40:00 <couleurs> can some1 ban SharkMan their annoying
40:00 <Skirnish> yeah SharkMan is a downer
40:00 <SharkMan> Skirnish u need to attract her
40:00 <Skirnish> im trying to pull some pussy here
40:00 <nate> couleurs did sharky hit you up for a root?
41:00 <Mew> this Skirnish thing is gay and annoying
41:00 <SharkMan> Sry all I'm not trying to be a downer...
41:00 <Skirnish> Mew hey baby
41:00 <slinky_J> but all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with youuu
41:00 <Skirnish> want some of this
41:00 <beehhh> oh its fake revenge
41:00 <SharkMan> It's just u have a wife
41:00 <SharkMan> I don't
41:00 <beehhh> Prank!
41:00 <couleurs> yes nate but i denied him cos i said i already got a bf him name nate 
41:00 <Mew> no thx
41:00 <slinky_J> <3 this song
41:00 <partay> mew wasnt your dealer was it ?
41:00 <SharkMan> Weird mother fluffin shit man
41:00 <Mew> nah phew
41:00 <Skirnish> im a fucking pimp yo
41:00 <nate> MUffin MAn!
41:00 <Skirnish> i got the junk in my pants
41:00 <Mew> Mines a 88yrld
41:00 <Skirnish> get what i saying
41:00 <slinky_J> tomorrow my book should arrive
41:00 <SharkMan> Fluffin muffin
41:00 <slinky_J> yay
41:00 <beehhh> muffin street meat
41:00 <slinky_J> nate partay with me
42:00 <beehhh> desi in foreign sauce
42:00 <nate> im busy lookin at beehhhs nude pix
42:00 <partay> slinky_J and by book you mean colouring in book 
42:00 <couleurs> u dumped nate 
42:00 <beehhh> spank my arse bby
42:00 <SharkMan> Sharing is caring
42:00 <slinky_J> I SURE DOES
42:00 <slinky_J> wif crayons
42:00 <slinky_J> and the light that shines on you
42:00 <slinky_J> :)
43:00 <beehhh> streetmeatasia.com
43:00 <beehhh> is he nate?
43:00 <couleurs> hi cita how bout a cyber KisS
43:00 <slinky_J> this fucking bullshit
43:00 <slinky_J> cant anyone be a man these days
43:00 <slinky_J> and just level somethin by saying "I'm sorry."
43:00 <beehhh> he wasnt man enough for me
43:00 <slinky_J> and all shit is cool.
44:00 <beehhh> should got more icecreams
44:00 <Mew> loool
44:00 <slinky_J> for all of us beehhh.
44:00 <slinky_J> Mew that's what I mean, you "loool" when you could just be cool man
44:00 <slinky_J> why be such a dick.
44:00 <beehhh> ganja makes you paranioa
44:00 <SharkMan> Full cream ice-cream with mangos and berries ftw!
45:00 <slinky_J> fucking sad
45:00 <nate> Skirmish sure is hornay tonite
45:00 <couleurs> i'm a cool man, man
45:00 <Mew> I'll prob just do what I want cos I can lol
45:00 <beehhh> wall's premiums
45:00 <Mew> Looooool
45:00 <slinky_J> couleurs m8 u r alwayz n 4evA teh be$t
45:00 <beehhh> peter's
45:00 <slinky_J> xD
45:00 <under> couleurs: hey
45:00 <couleurs> thx dezel paddington
45:00 <under> i'm updating firmware to 2.5
45:00 <couleurs> under: hey
45:00 <couleurs> God Damn 
45:00 <under> and i have to to download spotify
46:00 <slinky_J> s'all gewd denzel notbalewhitecoffee!
46:00 <nate> under doing some squats!
46:00 <under> nate: lol
46:00 <couleurs> how many hours will that take...
46:00 <Skirnish> beehhh you can bite on my golden gay time any time u want bro
46:00 <slinky_J> naet 4 couleurs
46:00 <slinky_J> sitting inna tree!
46:00 <nate> omfg offer of the century!
46:00 <slinky_J> ino rite
47:00 <nate> sittin on a tree?
47:00 <nate> :O~
47:00 <slinky_J> u no longer feelZ alones
47:00 <beehhh> nate kill me
47:00 <slinky_J> LOL
47:00 <slinky_J> killz mi!
47:00 <nate> no beehhh share the love
47:00 <couleurs> i'm gonna play a randoms
47:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
47:00 <slinky_J> kk
47:00 <beehhh> ok if you say so
47:00 <slinky_J> i wrotesed a poem on fb
48:00 <slinky_J> not really a poem
48:00 <Skirnish> mmm yeah baby
48:00 <slinky_J> trixed ya!
48:00 <beehhh> some trannies are feminine eg norell
48:00 <slinky_J> TAKE NATE!
48:00 <under> nate: fuck i've done 15 pushups
48:00 <under> i'm dying
48:00 <slinky_J> hi Kynetic
48:00 <slinky_J> scuse mi
48:00 <nate> wowzers
48:00 <slinky_J> hi sup under
48:00 <slinky_J> r u gay
48:00 <Skirnish> beehhh i so hard for you
49:00 <nate> under the radar ya think?
49:00 <under> slinky_J: i'm not
49:00 <slinky_J> LOL
49:00 <Mew> welcome to the freak show Kynetic
49:00 <beehhh> im smelling miami heights
49:00 <slinky_J> shhh Mew
49:00 <Skirnish> beehhh, you and me baby yeah
49:00 <nate> beehhh is going to america next
49:00 <Mew> naaaah
49:00 <slinky_J> nobody evar wants a partie pewpah!
49:00 <slinky_J> :(
49:00 <slinky_J> :~
49:00 <beehhh> Seattle
49:00 <slinky_J> I could do one thouosand push ups for nate!
49:00 <beehhh> I applied to frasher valley but got rejected
50:00 <Kynetic> lol hey hey 
50:00 <slinky_J> hol mi liek u neva let me go
50:00 <slinky_J> lD
50:00 <beehhh> http://www.ufv.ca/
50:00 <nate> beehhh whats dat :>
50:00 <beehhh> got the offer letter but they didnt give me a visa in bangladesh
50:00 <slinky_J> seh kiss me an smile for mi
51:00 <slinky_J> tell mi that ud wait for me behhh!
51:00 <beehhh> meet me in London bra
51:00 <nate> beehhh tell me your visa situation?:_)
51:00 <nate> are u allowed anywhere?
51:00 <SharkMan> So many sey Women from London
51:00 <nate> mugged to many old women
51:00 <beehhh> yes getting a new passport soon
52:00 <SharkMan> So many sexy british Women... then that accent
52:00 <SharkMan> FUCK!
52:00 <nate> SharkMan beehhh doesnt like women
52:00 <beehhh> gill magher
52:00 <nate> what do u like beehhh?
52:00 <SharkMan> Every1 like a sexy Woman!
52:00 <beehhh> trannies
52:00 <Skirnish> hey beehhh come visit me here
52:00 <slinky_J> i would
53:00 <beehhh> more tranny cocks
53:00 <slinky_J> wait
53:00 <slinky_J> 19:22] <beehhh> trannies
53:00 <slinky_J> [19:22] <Skirnish> hey beehhh come visit me here
53:00 <slinky_J> [19:22] <slinky_J> i would
53:00 <slinky_J> pwnd 4eva
53:00 <slinky_J> ourselves :(
53:00 <nate> licence plate?
53:00 <slinky_J> lick her licence?
53:00 <nate> pwnd4eva
53:00 <slinky_J> :P
53:00 <slinky_J> liqourlisensh
53:00 <under> couleurs: 83 seconds
53:00 <beehhh> SleekDeElite
53:00 <under> how do i install spotify?
54:00 <under> i want to listen nirvana while destroying you
54:00 <beehhh> isnt he from your sametown beagle
54:00 <nate> under u give me lots of kisses
54:00 <slinky_J> i see a red door
54:00 <slinky_J> and the smurfs paint it BLUE!
54:00 <beehhh> mine was MN006
54:00 <slinky_J> woo
54:00 <under> nate: you 8/10 girl? ok
54:00 <nate> yeah im a 1/10 girl
54:00 <beehhh> why would you eat pussy juice for
54:00 <nate> gotta make love from behind
55:00 <beehhh> now we are talking
55:00 <beehhh> daddy
55:00 <nate> under u ever been hit on by an ugly girl?
55:00 <under> no
55:00 <nate> like she has fallen in love with u
55:00 <under> i would go to the police
55:00 <nate> its kinda creepy:)
55:00 <nate> everyone thinks its good
55:00 <beehhh> trannies are women too
56:00 <beehhh> a bonus trunk
56:00 <Skirnish> yeah they are
56:00 <Skirnish> beehhh i like the way you think bro
57:00 <nate> http://www.classroomhives.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/reading_bee.jpg
57:00 <nate> beehhh in england
58:00 <slinky_J> none of my pain
58:00 <slinky_J> and sheeps wool
59:00 <slinky_J> can play fru
59:00 <slinky_J> coz ma dreams r sheepy
59:00 <couleurs> :)
59:00 <slinky_J> and my consheep sheep to mi
59:00 <slinky_J> amen
59:00 <slinky_J> sheep3eva
00:00 <beehhh> bye bye
01:00 <beehhh> <TokenDaRing> YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING RETURN HERE
01:00 <beehhh> <TokenDaRing> YOU WILL NOT MAKE ANYWHERE ELSE YOUR HOME
01:00 <beehhh> <TokenDaRing> YOU WALKING TURD OF A FAGGOT
01:00 <beehhh> <TokenDaRing> you dirty slope shit
01:00 <TokenDaRing> so that's all it takes?
01:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
02:00 <Kynetic> jesus.. did you attend the reclaim australia rallies too TokenDaRing?
02:00 <slinky_J> yo Token
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Kynetic: no I just hate bee_girl
02:00 <TokenDaRing> erm
02:00 <slinky_J> I re wrote some korn lyrics n put on my fb
02:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh
02:00 <under> couleurs: i have to go to toilette 
02:00 <slinky_J> my girl is in pm like wtf is with ur status
02:00 <slinky_J> LOL
02:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: yeah, that'll do that
02:00 <slinky_J> and 2 girls have liked it and one commented
02:00 <couleurs> ok turn your webcam on
02:00 <slinky_J> no shit
03:00 <TokenDaRing> lyrics as FB statuses are strange
03:00 <slinky_J> LOL eewp
03:00 <under> haha
03:00 <gummyb3ar> eh
03:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't use FB though so
03:00 <under> couleurs: you are too funny man
03:00 <Skirnish> Loof wanna have hot sex bro
03:00 <Skirnish> u n me 
03:00 <nate> Loof fifa me now!
03:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
04:00 <slinky_J> LOL
04:00 <slinky_J> they r now
04:00 <slinky_J> strange i mean
04:00 <SharkMan> Lewis Hamilton  still drives for Mclaren?
04:00 <nate> i dink so SharkMan
04:00 <slinky_J> TokenDaRing pm
04:00 <nate> hes da champ
04:00 <SharkMan> Or is the team just called Mercedes now?
05:00 <SharkMan> Huh?
05:00 <couleurs> i'm Mercedes now
05:00 <couleurs> lookin' 4 me Benz
05:00 <SharkMan> Stop talking shit
05:00 <nate> i'm shark bait!
05:00 <couleurs> new guys sucks!!!!!!!
06:00 <gummyb3ar> why new guys suck lol
06:00 <nate> couleurs u have heard the rumours then ;O
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and mine too?
06:00 <couleurs> Skirnish is drunk!!!!!!!!
06:00 <couleurs> nate is randy!!!!!!!
06:00 <Skirnish> couleurs go fuck a watermelon while u pay feela
06:00 <nate> nate randy gspot is my name
06:00 <couleurs> lol
06:00 <Skirnish> only action you get bro
07:00 <couleurs> i hate u chris
07:00 <nate> Skirmish is overpowering Skirmish
07:00 <Skirnish> who the fuk is chris
07:00 <couleurs> agreed.
07:00 <Skirnish> is he your boyfriend
07:00 <couleurs> HE USED 2 B
07:00 <gummyb3ar> hey coul whats up 
07:00 <nate> chris is a 6'5 legend of da chuff choff
07:00 <Skirnish> oh piss chris
07:00 <Skirnish> hahahaha
08:00 <couleurs> heyyy g-bear waiting 4 under 2 take a shit n u
08:00 <Skirnish> he pisses himself u kno
08:00 <gummyb3ar> good luck for the shit
08:00 <couleurs> thank u
08:00 <couleurs> owned!!!!!!!
08:00 <gummyb3ar> i'm not much just chat arround
08:00 <gummyb3ar> whats wrong with skirnish nick
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's "skirmish"
09:00 <couleurs> did u c any nice blonde lesbians today
09:00 <nate> skumish
09:00 <gummyb3ar> skirmish ooh
09:00 <gummyb3ar> no, not seen any
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone else was using a name similar to another person gummy
10:00 <gummyb3ar> there he is back
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for that
10:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
10:00 <Scummish> mmmm lumpy
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> hardly lumpy
11:00 <Skirmish> I have risen to such dizzying heights in IRC stardom that now like most movie stars, I have cheap imitators. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> women are going to want you more!
11:00 <nate> and me!
11:00 <Skirmish> Even more than they do now? Impossible. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> won't deny it - totes horny atm...
11:00 <Scummish> katatonic_kate01 u got some nice soft saggy boobs not too hard i like
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
12:00 <Scummish> u my type of girl
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> sorry already taken
12:00 <Scummish> thought that didnt stop u
12:00 <Scummish> i told u easy for any
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
13:00 <Scummish> u take all cocks
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it's a hobby of mine
13:00 <nate> even pea cocks?
13:00 <Skirmish> A lot of guys are intimidated by katatonic_kate01 and their natural response is to call her a whore. 
13:00 <Scummish> she likes pee and cocks
13:00 <Scummish> a lot
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> do i
13:00 <Skirmish> It's ok that she intimidates you Scummish. 
13:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: no one is really intimidated by her
13:00 <TokenDaRing> tbh
14:00 <TokenDaRing> she's just arrogant and opininated
14:00 <Skirmish> Of course you would say that TokenDaRing. lol
14:00 <SharkMan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbeTpLVlyZQ
14:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Madonna - Living For Love (Audio Version) Views: 6,402,553   Uploader: madonna Uploaded: Published on Dec 19, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 40 Seconds 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> arrogant lolz
14:00 <Skirmish> You were her pal until she didn't agree with you. 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> opinionated, i'll take
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> and assertive, sure
14:00 <TokenDaRing> which just shows she's close minded and short sighted
14:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: opinated isn't a good thing, fyi
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> arrogant, i am not.
14:00 <Mew> That must be why I'm such a skank 
14:00 <TokenDaRing> opinionated*
14:00 <Skirmish> lol how dare you not agree with token!  Now you must feel his wrath. 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh, so having an opinion isn't a good thing 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
14:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not typically used as a positive way to describe someone
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> well token, considering you're a sheep i can see WHY you made that statement
15:00 <TokenDaRing> yes, I'm totes a sheep
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> please, don't have your own opinion!
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
15:00 <Skirmish> You should just sit quietly and let the opinionated pixels tell you that you're opinionated Kate. 
15:00 <TokenDaRing> wait, if I was a sheep, I would have just kept agreeing with Skirmish on everything
15:00 <TokenDaRing> instead of changing my mind
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck, i should be in the kitchen cooking eggs!
15:00 <simba> boys are intimidated by women with brains
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, just women with opinions it would appear
16:00 <Loof> what me
16:00 <Loof> men
16:00 <Loof> only boys here
17:00 <nate> loof grind up on me!
17:00 <Skirmish> So you agree that you just agreed with me on everything until you found someone else to agree with on everything token? Such refreshing honesty. 
17:00 <simba> hey im a man *checks private parts* yep pubes n all
17:00 <gummyb3ar> yumm chicken chicken
17:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll wait until you have something to say simba and agree with it :D
18:00 <nate> dr nate
18:00 <SharkMan> Loof, what's ur Battlefied username?
18:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: maybe you should stop whinging and whining about me for once
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> because god forbid that i actually am able to form my own opinions 
18:00 <Skirmish> Maybe you should stop pretending you're B1 token. 
19:00 <simba> hey nobody is b1
19:00 <simba> that is a low blow
19:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: dude, if you stop whinging about me I won't mention you again ok?
19:00 <Skirmish> lol when did this become some sort of negotiation? 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:00 <TokenDaRing> because Skirmish, at least half of everything you've said here has been whining about me
20:00 <TokenDaRing> give it a break dude
20:00 <Skirmish> 'If you stop doing this, then I agree to stop doing that ... do we have terms?'
20:00 <TokenDaRing> move the fuck on
20:00 <Skirmish> I DEMAND PARLAY! 
20:00 <TokenDaRing> ok dude
20:00 <TokenDaRing> be a wanker
20:00 <simba> ok clenbuterol addicts calm down
20:00 <TokenDaRing> your call
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> on cam preferably ! 
21:00 <Skirmish> I don't think you can get addicted to horse asthma medication.
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> or in person...
21:00 <Loof> no sharkman i'm not going to amuse you with my shitty bf3/bf4 level
21:00 <nate> SharkMan sad?
22:00 <nate> eat him!
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm just wondering, is Sharkman a half shark half man
24:00 <TokenDaRing> and if so, which half is shark?
24:00 <TokenDaRing> because a shark on legs would be pretty fucking cool
24:00 <Skirmish> If you play BF3/BF4 online often there is a chance that my son and his mates have camped you until you rage quit Loof. 
25:00 <gummyb3ar> hey german woman sure is hot but a bit rough arent they
25:00 <TokenDaRing> gummyb3ar: you like german women?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf gummy
26:00 <SharkMan> haha Loof u fart blower!~
26:00 <gummyb3ar> yeah german is pretty
26:00 <gummyb3ar> typical tall blonde green or blue eyes
26:00 <SharkMan> Some German ladies are very sexy!
27:00 <gummyb3ar> i should say most are sexy
27:00 <SharkMan> British ladies are the sexiest! IMO
27:00 <TokenDaRing> gummyb3ar: I like the red heads most
27:00 <gummyb3ar> yeah i dont mind british either
27:00 <SharkMan> Just need to find that 1 special Woman!
27:00 <clubsamwich> i don't like london accents
27:00 <gummyb3ar> redhead is rare this day eh, the real one, but i'm more into woman
28:00 <gummyb3ar> london accent is quiet sexy i guess
28:00 <clubsamwich> i like irish, scottish, welsh but not most english
28:00 <TokenDaRing> there's a lot of gingers around in brisbane I know
28:00 <TokenDaRing> natural ones I mean
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i like south african accents the best 
28:00 <SharkMan> All Women speaking sounds fn sexy!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> or scottish  
28:00 <gummyb3ar> irish! the blonde green eyes one, touch me please, bring me luck irish lady
28:00 <SharkMan> lol scots...
28:00 <TokenDaRing> SharkMan: how often do you speak to women?
28:00 <clubsamwich> american accents cut through me like a knife, awful
28:00 <SharkMan> Come out & fight u galut!
28:00 <Loof> this sharkman sounds like a bit of a retarded despo
28:00 <gummyb3ar> i never heard south african accent
28:00 <Loof> trawling for pussy
29:00 <SharkMan> Loof I'm a fart in the wind
29:00 <gummyb3ar> *sing* knife, cut like a knife, how will i ever heal, i'm so deeply wounded
29:00 <Loof> probably and alco
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <SharkMan> Why say that Loof?
29:00 <clubsamwich> anyone find ocker accents sexy? that are probably the worst for me
29:00 <SharkMan> Because I asked ur bf alias?
29:00 <gummyb3ar> i like aussie accent too
30:00 <clubsamwich> i like aussie accent, just not the bogan accent
31:00 <clubsamwich> i was stung by a bee today, my hand is still swollen
31:00 <clubsamwich> i feel like a punched something hard with it
31:00 <TheRiddler> SharkMan must be tone deaf
32:00 <Loof> SharkMan you cumstomper gtfo
32:00 <gummyb3ar> club take antihistamine
32:00 <clubsamwich> i don't have any
32:00 <clubsamwich> but thanks for the tip
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> g'day maurice 
33:00 <clubsamwich> g'day maurice
33:00 <Maurice> Hello ladies
34:00 <clubsamwich> stil reminds me of maurice the donkey in that old simpsons ep when bart goes to france
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <simba> thats classic
36:00 <SharkMan> u a bad mood dude loof?
36:00 <SharkMan> chill bro
36:00 <SharkMan> Holy shit m8
37:00 <clubsamwich> i watched the doco - Dinosaur 13 today
37:00 <clubsamwich> anyone see that shit?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i'm gonna watch last man on earth now
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> later cunts <3
39:00 <clubsamwich> what year, katatonic_kate01 ?
42:00 <SharkMan> loof is a friendly person hey
44:00 <clubsamwich> he's a fine, modern gentlman
45:00 <TheRiddler> I hear last man on earth is good
45:00 <clubsamwich> the tv show?
45:00 <clubsamwich> i just read up on it on imdb
45:00 <clubsamwich> people were saying it starts good and then goes horrible
45:00 <clubsamwich> i can't imagine how the series could develop
46:00 <slinky_J> sammich!
46:00 <clubsamwich> slinky_J!
46:00 <slinky_J> -b penis
46:00 <SharkMan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG6MAF2rmIk
46:00 <slinky_J> :P
46:00 <slinky_J> within' a voice cries!
46:00 <slinky_J> sup mang
47:00 <clubsamwich> if they could fast forward the time line it could work, like show him 10 years into the future in season 2
47:00 <slinky_J> yer no shit
47:00 <slinky_J> i just realised i didnt install shit so ican write on this laptop lol
49:00 <clubsamwich> write what?
50:00 <SharkMan> Madonna is so sexy
50:00 <slinky_J> anything
50:00 <clubsamwich> i never found madonna sexy
51:00 <slinky_J> I'm not working on anything right now
51:00 <SharkMan> ur really weird
51:00 <gummyb3ar> madonna is charming
51:00 <slinky_J> playing poker
51:00 <SharkMan> How the fuck could ne human not find her sexy?
51:00 <SharkMan> FUCK@!
51:00 <clubsamwich> calm down
51:00 <clubsamwich> everybody is different
51:00 <SharkMan> I'll settle
52:00 <gummyb3ar> *whistle*
52:00 <slinky_J> fk
53:00 <slinky_J> lost five grand onna game then
53:00 <slinky_J> lol
53:00 <clubsamwich> 5 grand for real?
53:00 <slinky_J> yer
53:00 <clubsamwich> snap dude
53:00 <slinky_J> up by 17
53:00 <slinky_J> sall good
53:00 <British^Meat> lol srs bsnslol
53:00 <slinky_J> snskldnas British^Meat
53:00 <clubsamwich> if i had that kinda lettuce i wouldn't be playing poker i'd be sitting on a throne at the strippers
53:00 <British^Meat> u lost 5k real dollars
53:00 <British^Meat> god u are so full of shit
54:00 <slinky_J> what ever you say i am
54:00 <British^Meat> so u said u had 8k in the bank about a year ago
55:00 <British^Meat> u just lost 5
55:00 <TheRiddler> you'll never monopoly that way
55:00 <British^Meat> so u have about 3 now?
55:00 <British^Meat> maybe less?
55:00 <TheRiddler> *win
55:00 <slinky_J> 8k
55:00 <slinky_J> I didnt say that
55:00 <British^Meat> err, u did
55:00 <British^Meat> how much did u say then?
55:00 <slinky_J> hold up
55:00 <slinky_J> im playin
55:00 <clubsamwich> haha TheRiddler 
55:00 <slinky_J> fk off with ur shit
55:00 <clubsamwich> fuck i love monopoly
56:00 <TheRiddler> why not use it on stocks 
56:00 <slinky_J> Dude
56:00 <slinky_J> you are an insult to me
56:00 <SharkMan> Monopoly is great till some1 buys mayfair
56:00 <slinky_J> I don't know you and you don't know me
56:00 <slinky_J> but taking time out of your day
56:00 <clubsamwich> i had a date with a bucket of yuck and her cute friend i met online once and they came to my house and to break the ice i busted out the monopoly, i kicked both their asses then never called her again
57:00 <slinky_J> that's just wonderful of you British^Meat, like you care so much.
57:00 <TheRiddler> pls call gambling hotline
57:00 <SharkMan> We're talking about different tpe of monopoly
57:00 <slinky_J> I gotta fold six hands now
57:00 <gummyb3ar> you will never get laid club lol
57:00 <amelia> why did she bring her cute friend
57:00 <amelia> rookie error
57:00 <TheRiddler> wb amelia
57:00 <clubsamwich> gummyb3ar, what about us?
57:00 <amelia> fanks@you
57:00 <gummyb3ar> us what? sorry i prefer someone with real womb
58:00 <clubsamwich> because she was wary of internet dates, these were different times
58:00 <amelia> but she should have brought an ugly friend
58:00 <TheRiddler> you should watch this amelia
58:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bYD1TAmu3I
58:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Five Tribes: Jenna Busch, Satine Phoenix, and Richard Garriott Join Wil on TableTop Views: 180,153   Uploader: geekandsundry Uploaded: Published on Apr 9, 2015 Duration: 40 Minutes 7 Seconds 
58:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler: ROFL Richard Garriot
58:00 <TokenDaRing> aka Lord British
58:00 <TheRiddler> it's ppl playing board games
58:00 <clubsamwich> gummyb3ar, it is real, it's made out of paper mache
59:00 <amelia> ohhh
59:00 <gummyb3ar> nah not really into paper lol but thanks for the offer
59:00 <clubsamwich> amelia, i agree, her friend had my attention and he friend was also better at monopoly
59:00 <clubsamwich> her*
00:00 <amelia> how awkward tho
00:00 <clubsamwich> not really
00:00 <TiSk> hi
01:00 <clubsamwich> the moral of the story is don't be ugly AND bad at monopoly
01:00 <clubsamwich> because you will not get dick that way
01:00 <Skirmish> I agreed to let two chicks pick me up so I could go into uni with them thinking at least one of them should be good looking. 
01:00 <Skirmish> Rang a mate to pick me up as soon as we got to the uni. It was a horrible and awkward experience. 
01:00 <amelia> if she was good @ monopoly
01:00 <amelia> would she have earnt the dick
02:00 <clubsamwich> was there monopoly involved, Skirmish?
02:00 <Skirmish> clubsamwich: Too ugly to even contemplate monopoly. 
02:00 <SharkMan> I usually buy bow st
02:00 <clubsamwich> amelia, there's a change she could have put it in her mouth ...but that's about it
02:00 <Taco> http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2015/04/12/protests-halal-food-expo-turn-violent
02:00 <SharkMan> @ the bow store
02:00 <Taco> that seems really ironic
02:00 <clubsamwich> chance*
02:00 <amelia> I understand
03:00 <Skirmish> People that are anti halal are stupid and deserve to get beaten up.
03:00 <Taco> I'm pro-halal
03:00 <Taco> I reckon its more humane
03:00 <TheRiddler> all they think is it funds terrorism
04:00 <Taco> If people don't like halal slaughter, maybe the fucking pussies should be vegetarian
04:00 <Skirmish> It's just really really ignorant people who have been whipped into a frenzy on facebook over it. 
04:00 <clubsamwich> my dad raves on about halal, he sent a complaint to bega cheese and CC'd me ...fuckin' idiot, I wrote back to bega apologising for his complaint and said i'd buy the cheese he wouldn't
04:00 <British^Meat> yer Skirmish, coz, islam and shit
04:00 <British^Meat> its dumb
04:00 <Skirmish> Exactly. 
05:00 <TheRiddler> there's no difference between halal slaughter except the knife they use is blessed
05:00 <Skirmish> Half of the products that they 'boycott' were halal before they got certified. 
05:00 <Taco> TheRiddler, uhh conventional slaughter is stunning the animal, by shooting it in the head with basically a bee bee gun
06:00 <Taco> halal and conventional slaughter are very different
06:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha a bee bee gun? what
06:00 <clubsamwich> a gun that shoots bees at you
06:00 <milk> niggers are both people with black skin and people who think that whatever civilization does it has to look after black people
07:00 <TheRiddler> they dont shoot them anymore
07:00 <clubsamwich> amelia, i was stung by a bee today
07:00 <Maurice> Either way, the animals die and yum, steak
07:00 <amelia> did you blow up like a baloon :(
07:00 <clubsamwich> yeah my hand did
07:00 <SharkMan> Steak is good
07:00 <clubsamwich> can you make a feminine awww so i feel better?
08:00 <TheRiddler> they kill them with a shock to the head with a electric prod
08:00 <amelia> aWwWWWwWwwwWWwwwwWWww
08:00 <clubsamwich> :D
08:00 <amelia> is that feminine enough
08:00 <clubsamwich> fanks
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <clubsamwich> that was perfect!
09:00 <amelia> fanks, I tried really hard
09:00 <clubsamwich> i noticed, you're the greatest
09:00 <amelia> stahhhhp I'm blushing
09:00 <clubsamwich> haha
09:00 <SharkMan> I'm feeling really smooth & sexy
10:00 <clubsamwich> can i feel SharkMan?
10:00 <SharkMan> Feel my beautiful stars
10:00 <Taco> I'm all for DIY slaughter and butchering
10:00 <Taco> if you cannot DIY, you don't eat meat
11:00 <milk> I eat neighbourhood pets
11:00 <clubsamwich> nah, he have people doing jobs for a reason
11:00 <clubsamwich> like if you can't DIY electricity, you don't get electricity
11:00 <SharkMan> I hate Mr Whippy selling 2 ice-creams for 12 bucks!
11:00 <SharkMan> hahahaha what a  a dodgy fuck!
11:00 <Taco> Well efficiency is a play in that... DIY electricity isn't efficient. DIY slaughter is more efficient than commercial applications
12:00 <gummyb3ar> hey there is miss jelly bean
12:00 <SharkMan> I can buy a 2L tub of ice-cream for like  4 bucks
12:00 <clubsamwich> what about people who have no time to DIY slaughter?
12:00 <MsJellybean> Hey there
12:00 <gummyb3ar> whats up miss JB
13:00 <clubsamwich> maybe it would work with like community slaughter
13:00 <clubsamwich> so just your local area slaughters what it needs
13:00 <clubsamwich> like a commune
13:00 <TheRiddler> jellybean n a gummybear sitting in a bowl 
13:00 <Taco> clubsamwich, the idea is, if you cannot slaughter, you don't eat it. Some people just cannot bring themselves to halm animals. They're vegetarians in denial
14:00 <TheRiddler> s t i c k i n g
14:00 <TheRiddler> :p
14:00 <amelia> that is not true
14:00 <gummyb3ar> yoo riddler hey mate
14:00 <MsJellybean> Not much hence appearance here :-)
14:00 <clubsamwich> i disagree, Taco
14:00 <gummyb3ar> are you one of the regular chatter in here JB
14:00 <TiSk> :/
14:00 <Taco> You think every person who eats meat could bring themselves to slaughter and butcher their meats?
15:00 <clubsamwich> not every person
15:00 <amelia> a life without eating meat is a life not worth living but I'd never be able to cut a little lamby up
15:00 <Taco> See, that is my point.
15:00 <clubsamwich> but i think it's something people would be willing to learn in order to keep eating meat
15:00 <amelia> there there, lamb chops
15:00 <amelia> there there
15:00 <milk> nothing easier than going to the supermarket and picking up a prepackaged steak
15:00 <Taco> amelia, you're a fagget
15:00 <clubsamwich> it's just that it's not in our culture anymore to DIY slaughter, but it used to happen
15:00 <amelia> wotdafux is a fagget
15:00 <clubsamwich> we haven't evolved to not harm animals
16:00 <British^Meat> lol
16:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if they buy ice-cream not halal certified because really it's got pig fat in it lol
16:00 <Taco> clubsamwich, yea and all the faggets that couldn't slaughter or provide would do pissant jobs like church priest
16:00 <British^Meat> he's easily offended amelia
16:00 <milk> have any of you tried to slaughter an animal?
16:00 <British^Meat> calm down tiger
16:00 <clubsamwich> if you put a starving, really starving to death vegetarian in front of meat i reckon they would chow down like anything
16:00 <amelia> wot a cranky panties
16:00 <milk> take a goat, nice an halal for you
17:00 <milk> first, it's hanging out with other goats in a big herd
17:00 <milk> they all have lethal horns on their head
17:00 <TokenDaRing> I used to gut rabbits when I went hunting with my grandfather as a kid
17:00 <TokenDaRing> didn't have a problem with it
17:00 <TokenDaRing> gutting fish too
17:00 <TokenDaRing> don't see an issue
17:00 <milk> so you have to get one goat seperate
17:00 <TheRiddler> I bet taco felt proud because he slaughtered his first hotdog
18:00 <milk> next, when you get the goat seperate, it knows you are going to kill it, so it tries to defend itself with lethal force
18:00 <Taco> slaughter? hot dogs are vegetables though?
18:00 <British^Meat> animals taste sooooooooooooo gooooooooooooood
19:00 <TheRiddler> in US maybe
19:00 <Taco> I've shot a few roos in my day
19:00 <Taco> I always eat them
19:00 <TheRiddler> hotdogs in US can be anything
19:00 <clubsamwich> i could go vegetarian if the whole world was that way, but it isn't, even going something like paleo is difficult because grains are everywhere
19:00 <milk> if you manage to kill the goat without needing hospitalization, there will be A LOT of blood, which you have to drain off and will go rancid if left unburied or drained into a pit
19:00 <Taco> Like the japanese and whales, I really hate roos
19:00 <Taco> Fucking roos
20:00 <Taco> If I drove a truck I'd aim for them
20:00 <British^Meat> what do you drive?
20:00 <Taco> tender roo steaks
20:00 <milk> so you take you long knife and hack off a leg. do you roast the whole leg and feed the village? or do you slice steaks off it and let the rest of the goat's meat go green?
20:00 <Taco> subaru xv
20:00 <British^Meat> same
20:00 <StrykerX> I had my eye on an XV
20:00 <Taco> they're nice aye
20:00 <Taco> although just so you're aware
21:00 <StrykerX> But I ran my figures and it wasn't an affordable option over time.
21:00 <Taco> subaru replaced volvo
21:00 <milk> then, what if someone wants lamb and someone wants fish, someone else wanting chicken?
21:00 <Taco> old people all buy subaru now
21:00 <milk> birth of capitalism
21:00 <Taco> subaru are probably safer, too
21:00 <Taco> you even see old men with a checkered cap, driving their subarus
21:00 <TheRiddler> you roast the meat then dry the rest out for jerky
21:00 <milk> I really dont think feeling sorry for the backward kiddie fiddlers about their religion is very grown up
21:00 <StrykerX> Subaru's are a reliable unit.
21:00 <StrykerX> That's why.
21:00 <TheRiddler> the whole leg
22:00 <milk> you're aware child sex is encouraged in Islam?
22:00 <TheRiddler> no it's not
22:00 <British^Meat> is it milk?
22:00 <Taco> are you aware you're a dumb kent?
22:00 <British^Meat> cool show us where
22:00 <slinky_J> float like an angel
22:00 <British^Meat> let us discuss it after evidence
22:00 <StrykerX> Child sex? No.
23:00 <milk> you marry girls as young as 12 when yolu have the dow
23:00 <slinky_J> you're so fucking special
23:00 <StrykerX> Underage marriage, it depends how you interpret the Quarn
23:00 <SharkMan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyOnIRZz-Fw
23:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: jay moriarty quote Views: 45,398   Uploader: MrJmtaylo2 Uploaded: Published on Mar 12, 2013 Duration: 0 Minutes 24 Seconds 
23:00 <StrykerX> Quaran*
23:00 <SharkMan> Live like Jay!
23:00 <milk> British^Meat are you a nigger?
23:00 <slinky_J> I'm a weirdoooo
23:00 <British^Meat> no
23:00 <slinky_J> unf
23:00 <British^Meat> i am extremely white
23:00 <StrykerX> slinky_J, are you drunk mate?
23:00 <British^Meat> i dont even tan, i just go red
23:00 <slinky_J> nah mate
23:00 <Taco> You know the one thing I love about anti-islamists...
23:00 <slinky_J> can't play poker drunk
23:00 <milk> bet you'd ask a nigger mugging you if he'd like a blowjob too
23:00 <Taco> "oh they make their women wear hijabs"
24:00 <slinky_J> dyin for a drink
24:00 <Taco> so? our women show everything, the fucking sluts
24:00 <SharkMan> Pkr is greak shit faced
24:00 <Taco> whats the difference?
24:00 <SharkMan> great*
24:00 <British^Meat> r u racist milk?
24:00 <slinky_J> not for real money
24:00 <British^Meat> just a lil bit racist?
24:00 <milk> oh I see you're a bleached Indian with red hair dye
24:00 <SharkMan> I'll chuck a few bob in
24:00 <Taco> slinky_J, why don't you go to AA meetings, like all the other fuckwit losers?
24:00 <slinky_J> Taco
24:00 <milk> we call that one Angel Gabriel in Christianity
24:00 <slinky_J> I appologised to you
25:00 <SharkMan> rehad is for quitters
25:00 <StrykerX> Online poker, slinky_J?
25:00 <Taco> yes, you apologised by essentially saying it was all my fault
25:00 <Taco> thanks for that you fuckwit
25:00 <slinky_J> no
25:00 <slinky_J> it was my fault
25:00 <slinky_J> sorry
25:00 <Taco> either way I don't care for your apology
25:00 <slinky_J> it was, my fault.
25:00 <Taco> you're still a scumbag peice of shit
25:00 <amelia> wot an angry fuck
25:00 <slinky_J> okay
25:00 <Taco> if you want me to like you, don't be that
25:00 <amelia> calm your panties
25:00 <slinky_J> online
25:00 <slinky_J> not like me
25:00 <British^Meat> gee funny how many ppl u befriend and then end up loathing u hey JB?
25:00 <British^Meat> why si that?
26:00 <slinky_J> maybe British^Meat
26:00 <slinky_J> because some people care
26:00 <amelia> does anyone really care if you like them or not on here
26:00 <British^Meat> lol
26:00 <slinky_J> about the other people online
26:00 <clubsamwich> Taco, do you like me?
26:00 <slinky_J> that they want it to be cool
26:00 <Taco> I don't care
26:00 <Taco> slinky_J keeps asking
26:00 <slinky_J> so leave
26:00 <Taco> because he's a fuckwit
26:00 <slinky_J> no I don't
26:00 <slinky_J> keeps is saying I do it every day
26:00 <Taco> a fuckwit who can't take no for an answer
26:00 <slinky_J> I was being nice to you
27:00 <slinky_J> trying to be nice to you
27:00 <slinky_J> it was all you
27:00 <clubsamwich> i gotta scroll up i don't know what's going on
27:00 <slinky_J> you dissed steven I dissed you back
27:00 <slinky_J> you went off like a bitch
27:00 <British^Meat> sounds a bit like u Taco
27:00 <Taco> oh? when you were making threats to my life, you were being nice?
27:00 <Taco> sorry I misunderstood
27:00 <slinky_J> don't need to do it twice
27:00 <amelia> no clubby you will hurt your beestung hand
27:00 <amelia> don't do it pls
27:00 <British^Meat> kept pmming and noticing me to be your mate
27:00 <slinky_J> I don't need to be nice now
27:00 <British^Meat> Eerrie.....
27:00 <British^Meat> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
27:00 <amelia> you must relax and not put yourself out
27:00 <milk> British^Meat, do you bleach your anus?
27:00 <amelia> AMELIA DOESN'T SHARE
28:00 <British^Meat> ive nevr done tht
28:00 <British^Meat> tbh i havent even seen my own anus
28:00 <British^Meat> why do u ask?
28:00 <slinky_J> what's the difference British^Meat
28:00 <slinky_J> between you as a cunt and the asshole?
28:00 <amelia> you haven't seen your own anus?
28:00 <amelia> you missing out
28:00 <British^Meat> sick burn JB, ive vault that one
28:00 <amelia> jus give it back now and we can still be friends ok clubby
28:00 <slinky_J> you guys
28:00 <amelia> I don't share, ESPECIALLY food
28:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat and taco and Skirmish
29:00 <British^Meat> i thought u loved my insults....
29:00 <slinky_J> you act so tough
29:00 <slinky_J> and you're not tough
29:00 <British^Meat> no, i dont act tough
29:00 <clubsamwich> i've seen my own anus, in a mirror
29:00 <slinky_J> you're fucking losers
29:00 <British^Meat> show me where ive threatened u
29:00 <amelia> who hasn't seen their own butthole
29:00 <amelia> put yo hands up
29:00 <slinky_J> u go off at people online
29:00 <slinky_J> and I promise you
29:00 <slinky_J> in a position
29:00 <amelia> slink seen yo own butthole?
29:00 <clubsamwich> amelia, i took one bite while it was in your hand
29:00 <British^Meat> well, i give u shit, id hardly say thats going off
29:00 <slinky_J> irl
29:00 <amelia> answer the question, it's important
29:00 <slinky_J> you'd never act this way
29:00 <clubsamwich> it was mostly crust, babe
29:00 <British^Meat> oh, so now youre acting tough?
29:00 <slinky_J> you act this way because you have nothing else
30:00 <amelia> clubby I think I need time to forgive you
30:00 <slinky_J> there's nobody that's going to hurt you
30:00 <slinky_J> nothing
30:00 <British^Meat> r u saying that if someone gave u shit they'd have to be tough? coz your so tough?
30:00 <British^Meat> explain it JB
30:00 <slinky_J> so you act so tough
30:00 <slinky_J> British^Meat
30:00 <slinky_J> you told me I gave you shit in adelsa
30:00 <slinky_J> yrs ago
30:00 <slinky_J> u wont stop
30:00 <British^Meat> nah u just made that up :)
30:00 <slinky_J> you said so in ps3 chan
31:00 <British^Meat> nah i dint
31:00 <slinky_J> that's what you keep saying
31:00 <milk> http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hXxT4JCaMG
31:00 <clubsamwich> ok amelia, i understand, you have some thinking to do about our foodship
31:00 <slinky_J> you are some little baby British^Meat
31:00 <StrykerX> Fuck this channel is going off tonight
31:00 <slinky_J> I can at least acknowledge what I've done
31:00 <British^Meat> yup, look at me, carrying on
31:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
31:00 <slinky_J> you say you never did and you act like Skirmish
31:00 <British^Meat> like a wil baby
31:00 <gummyb3ar> come on
31:00 <slinky_J> and make up things
31:00 <slinky_J> you said it not me
31:00 <amelia> but in the meantime I think you should make me more shnitzel
32:00 <amelia> 1kg worth should do it
32:00 <British^Meat> but i didnt
32:00 <British^Meat> This guy :)
32:00 <slinky_J> I don't remember giving you shit in adelaidesa
32:00 <slinky_J> because it was so long ago
32:00 <British^Meat> coz u didnt
32:00 <British^Meat> i just said that
32:00 <clubsamwich> amelia, breast or thigh?
32:00 <slinky_J> oh but I did
32:00 <slinky_J> is what you said
32:00 <British^Meat> da fuq?
32:00 <slinky_J> in ps3
32:00 <British^Meat> no but i didnt
32:00 <amelia> breast pls
32:00 <slinky_J> ur gonna go on forever
32:00 <slinky_J> dude be a man
32:00 <British^Meat> lets break it down
32:00 <slinky_J> for once
32:00 <British^Meat> tell me what i said
33:00 <gummyb3ar> ( * ) y ( * ) For amelia
33:00 <British^Meat> ok so me and u are in #ps3 yer
33:00 <slinky_J> you said because of me in adelsa
33:00 <British^Meat> and out of the blue, i said......
33:00 <slinky_J> you will go on forever
33:00 <slinky_J> I can play poker
33:00 <British^Meat> but u dont go to adelsa
33:00 <slinky_J> and still tell you
33:00 <amelia> aw fanks gummy, it's the thought that counts
33:00 <slinky_J> why do you argue about it British^Meat?
33:00 <slinky_J> if it isnt true..
33:00 <amelia> clubby but did he slaughter those chickens himself?
33:00 <slinky_J> ?
33:00 <British^Meat> im not arguing
33:00 <amelia> or was he too busy shooting roos
33:00 <British^Meat> im denying it
33:00 <British^Meat> coz it didnt happen
34:00 <slinky_J> kk
34:00 <clubsamwich> amelia, no, they are store bought, he's been lying to you this whole time
34:00 <British^Meat> look, ive got logs from a few yrs back
34:00 <Skirmish> LOL token is PM'ing me asking if I am going to have a secret getaway with Kate. 
34:00 <Picard> evening
34:00 <slinky_J> you are what ever you say British^Meat
34:00 <British^Meat> u tell me wen i said it and i can look it up
34:00 <slinky_J> you win
34:00 <slinky_J> you totally win.
34:00 <British^Meat> cool
34:00 <amelia> I gonna pump his guts full of lead
34:00 <Skirmish> How about I take a selfie with Kate and it can be your special picture ok Token? 
34:00 <British^Meat> stop chatting to me then slap head
34:00 <amelia> wot a liar
34:00 <slinky_J> now leave me alone.
34:00 <British^Meat> thats my prize
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: sure ;)
34:00 <gummyb3ar> What is the Ng stand for?
34:00 <slinky_J> will you leave me alone now?
34:00 <gummyb3ar> hey ana
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: if I could play you any better, I'd be in an orchestra
35:00 <slinky_J> Will you leave me alone now?
35:00 <amelia> LEAVE SLINKY ALONE
35:00 <British^Meat> lol
35:00 <British^Meat> ok
35:00 <slinky_J> LOL
35:00 <British^Meat> i will
35:00 <slinky_J> ok
35:00 <slinky_J> you won
35:00 <British^Meat> there, u all saw it
35:00 <slinky_J> tyou said it.
35:00 <Skirmish> If you were half as good as you thought you were Token ... you'd still be bad. 
35:00 <British^Meat> until i see fit, im gonna leave him alone
35:00 <slinky_J> no
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: made you come in here and whine about me again :)
35:00 <slinky_J> you said
35:00 <slinky_J> you will
35:00 <slinky_J> so you do
35:00 <xm> twice or half?
36:00 <British^Meat> so what am i supposed to do when i see u acting a dickhead or talking your bullshit?
36:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: I say nothing about him and I still end up getting mentioned when he wants to have a break down. 
36:00 <British^Meat> just sit idly by?
36:00 <British^Meat> that aint fair is it?
36:00 <Skirmish> Leaving him alone won't save you. 
36:00 <slinky_J> give me shit
36:00 <slinky_J> in the normal way
36:00 <British^Meat> ok
36:00 <British^Meat> i can do that
36:00 <slinky_J> cool
36:00 <slinky_J> agreed
36:00 <British^Meat> slinky is a bald fat unemployable loser
36:00 <British^Meat> stuff like that?
36:00 <slinky_J> which means that.
37:00 <slinky_J> I guess
37:00 <slinky_J> I guess so!
37:00 <British^Meat> now go bak to ur COD XBONE
37:00 <British^Meat> bwaha
37:00 <slinky_J> I'd never expect you to stick to a deal.
37:00 <slinky_J> because you're acting like a child now
37:00 <slinky_J> lol
37:00 <slinky_J> reminds me of Skirmish.
37:00 <amelia> >:(
37:00 <Skirmish> See
37:00 <slinky_J> two children in here shouold go to bed
37:00 <British^Meat> :)
37:00 <gummyb3ar> no idea where
37:00 <British^Meat> i saw
38:00 <British^Meat> honest slinky_J, we mostly pick on u coz u take this so seriously...
38:00 <British^Meat> if u didnt respond we'd just get bored
38:00 <slinky_J> if I did
38:00 <slinky_J> wouldn't I give myself crap?
38:00 <British^Meat> but u, the lil fishy, bite every time
38:00 <slinky_J> ..
38:00 <slinky_J> shh
38:00 <slinky_J> shh dude
38:00 <slinky_J> I love how you love me so much
38:00 <British^Meat> fine, until u start up again, im done
38:00 <amelia> fishing is soso much fun
38:00 <slinky_J> to give me shit all the time
39:00 <slinky_J> it so feeds my Skirmish
39:00 <clubsamwich> fishing is fun when you're catching
39:00 <slinky_J> lol
39:00 <amelia> and drinking
39:00 <Picard> oh i see you ladies are still bitching
39:00 <StrykerX> Hello Picard 
39:00 <slinky_J> never been fishing and drinking amelia
40:00 <Skirmish> I heard you enlisted Loof to help you make a website Picard. 
40:00 <slinky_J> but I did just own British^Meat
40:00 <slinky_J> and Skirmish in one layuppp
40:00 <slinky_J> say it in your pants baby!!!
40:00 <simba> fucken take it to PM if u guys have such a fat stiffy for each other
40:00 <simba> u must have some awareness of ur public bitchfest going on for multiple years now
40:00 <SharkMan> Most important thing in life is appreciating it- we only get to do this once, it's not for a long time, so enjoy it. - jay moriarty.
40:00 <clubsamwich> c'mon simba, it livens up the room
40:00 <slinky_J> Dea pink diary,
40:00 <amsy> Haha, Cum
40:00 <simba> when will embarassment pick in
40:00 <simba> KICK IN
40:00 <slinky_J> today i pwned some faggots on fb
41:00 <slinky_J> pls write me back soon.
41:00 <simba> thats the worst thing u couldve said
41:00 <amelia> you should put that on your resume
41:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahahaha
41:00 <amelia> "owned some faggots on fb"
41:00 <xm> cum angelis et pueris
41:00 <simba> `topic <amsy> Cum.
41:00 <clubsamwich> HIRE THIS MAN!
41:00 <slinky_J> dont see them typing
41:00 <slinky_J> after simba shuts it down
42:00 <clubsamwich> i prefer the term jizz
42:00 <British^Meat> hah
42:00 <slinky_J> i liek cum
42:00 <amsy> get out
42:00 <British^Meat> see u cant do it JB
42:00 <British^Meat> dont start up :)
42:00 <British^Meat> carn mate....
42:00 <xm> cum at least means something in latin
42:00 <slinky_J> jellie beeanz
42:00 <xm> it's classy
42:00 <amsy> theres not room for jizz lovers here
42:00 <xm> jizz just sounds trashy
42:00 <slinky_J> no idea
42:00 <amsy> no***
42:00 <slinky_J> idc tbh
42:00 <simba> are u implying it doesnt in english xm
42:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
42:00 <simba> because it means everything to me
42:00 <xm> lol
42:00 <amsy> lmao
43:00 <clubsamwich> i like that jizz sounds trashy
43:00 <milk> Maiṁ apanē tīna umra kē antargata bēṭiyōṁ kē li'ē isa bakarī vyāpāra hōgā.
43:00 <xm> is that off the centrelink website
44:00 <slinky_J> fast forward through the whole movie!
44:00 <simba> thats ancient hebrew coding to the earths core
44:00 <slinky_J> and Disney creatures sing.
45:00 <slinky_J> i get a new book today simba
45:00 <slinky_J> :P
45:00 <Picard> StrykerX hello
45:00 <slinky_J> hopefully it comes in
45:00 <xm> #jizzshaming
45:00 <StrykerX> How was your weekend Picard 
45:00 <clubsamwich> haha xm
46:00 <slinky_J> good time magic
46:00 <xm> just like coral jizzing
46:00 <xm> right into the room
46:00 <xm> it's everywhere man!!!
46:00 <xm> ice magic
46:00 <xm> stay still, let it set
46:00 <Mew> jizzshaming lmao
46:00 <xm> then eat your chocolate helmets
47:00 <clubsamwich> i use ice magic on puss a few times
47:00 <clubsamwich> used*
47:00 <amsy> its too warm
47:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, it didn't set
47:00 <clubsamwich> tasted good though
48:00 <amsy> what a waste
48:00 <clubsamwich> made the whole thing more enjoyable for me ...problem was i couldn't do it raw with her after that
48:00 <clubsamwich> i tried maple syrup, not as good as ice magic
48:00 <amelia> man up
48:00 <xm> oh yeah visually the pus could look like custard
48:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, it didn't last
48:00 <xm> good things never last long
49:00 <clubsamwich> too much of a good thing
49:00 <StrykerX> Giggity.
50:00 <Picard> rather good thanks, your?
50:00 <clubsamwich> custard never gets talked about enough
51:00 <clubsamwich> is it a solid or a liquid? is it a meal or a drink?
51:00 <clubsamwich> WHY IS IT SO!!!!
51:00 <xm> we need to rally celebrities, sporting heroes and so on to raise awareness. write a letter to your local member of parliament about it
51:00 <clubsamwich> we need a custard minister
51:00 <gummyb3ar> where is everyone
52:00 <xm> i think if you microwave the custard until it's hot it becomes plasma
52:00 <StrykerX> Not bad thanks Picard :)
52:00 <xm> as present in the sun's flares
52:00 <Picard> been a big week. 
52:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
53:00 <amsy> omg
53:00 <amsy> i didnt not have any custard in aus
53:00 <amsy> :'(
53:00 <xm> is it hard to get in NO?
53:00 <clubsamwich> amsy, wait until you're spoken too
53:00 <clubsamwich> to*
53:00 <amsy> shut your face
53:00 <xm> or did you just like the aussie variety
53:00 <milk> we call Sanjeet "youghurt lips" when he eats the raita
53:00 <amsy> they dont have what we know as custard
53:00 <xm> i prefer generic custard
53:00 <xm> really? strange
53:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
54:00 <couleurs> amsy: Hi Hon
54:00 <British^Meat> r u ok Picard?
54:00 <amsy> they have vanilla sauce 
54:00 <amsy> but its not custard
54:00 <xm> are you back in NO now
54:00 <Picard> British^Meat yes im fine, thanks for asking
54:00 <Picard> are you ok?
54:00 <xm> what about other parts of Europe and custard
54:00 <British^Meat> ah cool...
54:00 <xm> this issue should be raised in the EU
54:00 <British^Meat> coz u know what to do if u feel a bit down yer?
54:00 <amsy> i bought the powdered stuff to make banana+custard when i was in london though
55:00 <amsy> yeah finall back in NO
55:00 <xm> Norway's failure to import/produce it should be reason for its expulsion
55:00 <amsy> HEHE cc
55:00 <clubsamwich> haha
55:00 <clubsamwich> amsy, you should make custard and become the hero of Norway!
55:00 <amsy> norway isnt part of the eu....
56:00 <clubsamwich> losers!
56:00 <Picard> norway dont have custard?
56:00 <amsy> nope
57:00 <clubsamwich> do they have donuts, amsy?
57:00 <Picard> wtf
57:00 <Picard> i shall never visit norway
57:00 <xm> we know the swedish chef from the muppets made donuts
57:00 <amsy> yes they have donuts
57:00 <clubsamwich> is the swedish chef from norway?
58:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbs64GvGgPU
58:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Muppet Show - Swedish Chef - making donut Views: 6,576,212   Uploader: patex137 Uploaded:  Apr 16, 2006 Duration: 0 Minutes 39 Seconds 
58:00 <amsy> ....
58:00 <clubsamwich> how could you have donuts and not have the banana custard, clearly the superior donut in the donut kingtom
58:00 <clubsamwich> kingdom*
58:00 <clubsamwich> ok amsy, let's talk custard importing
59:00 <amsy> theres "custard" filled donuts but it tastes different
59:00 <clubsamwich> does it taste like "EU exclusion" ...that's what i imagine it tastes like
59:00 <amsy> and its not banana custard :(
00:00 <clubsamwich> amsy, i can't but feel so much more sorry for you now
00:00 <amsy> i wouldnt 
00:00 <clubsamwich> well, my thoughts are with you
01:00 <amsy> i dont want to move back for custard
01:00 <amsy> dim sims make a strong case though
01:00 <clubsamwich> that makes sense
02:00 <xm> dim sims!
02:00 <clubsamwich> thanks for coming tonight and teaching us more about Norway
02:00 <xm> so addictive
03:00 <amsy> yep
03:00 <xm> melbourne would obviously be a great place for that
03:00 <xm> cant wait for my cousins to take me around there
03:00 <xm> probably better than what perth has
04:00 <Bastardly_One> depends what you like
04:00 <gummyb3ar> the chick from she's out of my league is hot
04:00 <Bastardly_One> there are famous ones at the South Melbourne market
04:00 <xm> i like my dim sims with no traces of cat and dog meet
04:00 <xm> meat*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and the only reason I think they're so good is that you are thinking about them all the way there
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so they taste extra good because you're starving by the time you get there
05:00 <xm> someone told me back in the early 80s there were hardly any Asian restaurants in Perth. it's very hard to believe
05:00 <clubsamwich> south melbourne market ones such
05:00 <clubsamwich> suck
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think they're that special eiter
05:00 <clubsamwich> you get the best dim sims from far east suburbs
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *either
06:00 <xm> lucky golden panda dragon 88 
06:00 <xm> best name for an azn restaurant
06:00 <clubsamwich> pearl garden in upwey have award winning dimmies
07:00 <clubsamwich> you forgot happy in there
07:00 <clubsamwich> happy lucky noodle panda dragon 88
07:00 <amsy> b1
07:00 <amsy> i ate many dim sims
07:00 <clubsamwich> happy lucky palace panda dragon 88
07:00 <amsy> and it was everything i imagined
07:00 <amsy> :')
07:00 <clubsamwich> forgot golden
07:00 <xm> oh yeah palace is a good keyword too clubsamwich 
07:00 <xm> i see that heaps
08:00 <xm> i prefer dim sims over sushi
08:00 <xm> agreed, amsy ?
08:00 <xm> although some fried sushi with prawns and sauce is nice
09:00 <Bastardly_One> amsy, I'm fussy and if it has green cabbage in it I can't eat it 
09:00 <amsy> agreed but sushi rocks too
09:00 <xm> true
14:00 <Bastardly_One> now that stuff I am even fussier one ... the place at Southern Cross station is good
15:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a takeaway shop up here that does it better than the two local japanese restaraunts
15:00 <Bastardly_One> go figure
15:00 <TokenDaRing> food talk is good talk
15:00 <TokenDaRing> thanks b1
15:00 <couleurs> ono domo gato mister robatoe
15:00 <couleurs> -- me in japen
16:00 <amsy> gotta go
16:00 <amsy> bye cc
16:00 <gummyb3ar> bye
16:00 <gummyb3ar> what should i do eh
16:00 <couleurs> ok bye
16:00 <gummyb3ar> i'm on the state where i feel like everything i had is enough
16:00 <gummyb3ar> i feel bored and my life seems monotonous
17:00 <xm> you must be gen y
17:00 <xm> you can solve this by buying the new iwatch
17:00 <gummyb3ar> no thanks, i wear ice watch indeed lol
18:00 <couleurs> same as Pieter
18:00 <xm> what's an ice watch
18:00 <xm> lol
18:00 <couleurs> RED HOT BURN
18:00 <gummyb3ar> ice watch is a watch lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <couleurs> ice watch by vanilla ice 90s pop/rap sensation 
19:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
19:00 <gummyb3ar> i'm gonna be a nun soon
19:00 <gummyb3ar> good lord
19:00 <xm> gummyb3ar, do you have the street cred to wear the ice watch?
19:00 <xm> have you ever stolen a neighbour's paper from the lawn and done a runner?
19:00 <xm> downloaded game of thrones?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, read online news
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> who reads papers these days - unless on holidays with no net connection
20:00 <xm> old people for the obituaries
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm not that old yet
20:00 <gummyb3ar> i have cash
20:00 <clubsamwich> what do old people reading obituaries do with that information
21:00 <Picard> what did i miss?
21:00 <gummyb3ar> game of thrones!
21:00 <clubsamwich> i mean if you kept in contact with the person, surely you would be informed
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they can know of people but not keep in touch 
21:00 <clubsamwich> then what's the point
22:00 <clubsamwich> they want to keep in touch now that the person is dead?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> "hey Martha, guess who died? Remember Tom from such and such?"
22:00 <xm> cya criminal
22:00 <AzzA> lol criminal
22:00 <clubsamwich> guess who died - that's how old people speak? jeez, so disrespectful
23:00 <couleurs> y does every1 watch that wizards n dragens show
23:00 <xm> "They said he passed away from pneumonia but we all know that's code for AIDS"
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they read those as a one upmanship too
23:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
24:00 <Bastardly_One> like, I'm alive cunts and you're not!
24:00 <milk> old people all hate each other but when there is an obituary you get yourself invited to the funeral so you can pig out at the wake
24:00 <clubsamwich> they probably read it to know the wife is available
24:00 <xm> ive only ever been to one funeral
24:00 <xm> true story
25:00 <xm> and i ate a vietnamese roll there .. and ever since i cant stomach viet rolls anymore
25:00 <clubsamwich> i've never been to one, is it hard to keep a straight face?
25:00 <slinky_J> girlfriends are fucking shite
25:00 <slinky_J> talk in riddles
25:00 <xm> hmm well i do have this thing for laughing over silly reasons at the wrong times
25:00 <slinky_J> or not at all
25:00 <xm> ey Liinda 
25:00 <Liinda> heys xm =)
25:00 <slinky_J> or at all but in fucking riddles
25:00 <slinky_J> linas
25:00 <clubsamwich> how come females you want to fuck talk in plain english, but girlfriends talk in riddles, riddle me that
26:00 <clubsamwich> i'm with you slinky_J 
26:00 <slinky_J> yer mang
26:00 <Liinda> panadols =)
26:00 <slinky_J> she says some weird shit
26:00 <slinky_J> linas!
26:00 <slinky_J> how r u?
26:00 <slinky_J> good ye
26:00 <Liinda> im good hows u mister
26:00 <clubsamwich> they all do mang
26:00 <Picard> Liinda
26:00 <slinky_J> not bad doctor Linas
26:00 <couleurs> biches n hoes, broes xD
27:00 <slinky_J> greatest lie clubsamwich
27:00 <Liinda> Picard!
27:00 <slinky_J> is the lie to a woman, easiest lie.
27:00 <Liinda> bro
27:00 <Liinda> couleurs
27:00 <slinky_J> I mean I said one thing to you
27:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
27:00 <slinky_J> lie about the other
27:00 <Picard> how are u Liinda
27:00 <slinky_J> been blowing bubbles out my arse.
27:00 <Liinda> im good picard you?
27:00 <slinky_J> hunty bunty bunty cunty
27:00 <Picard> Scummish is [email protected] * realname  
28:00 <Picard> who is that freak?
28:00 <slinky_J> dad
28:00 <Picard> im well thanks Liinda
28:00 <slinky_J> dont be so mean!
28:00 <Skirmish> I have imitators now Picard. 
28:00 <slinky_J> hhaha
28:00 <Picard> fuck up josh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
28:00 <Liinda> hai Skirmish
28:00 <slinky_J> I love you too
28:00 <Skirmish> Waaaaanna be like me. 
28:00 <Liinda> sup B1
28:00 <Skirmish> Hai Liinda. 
28:00 <clubsamwich> i'm great too, thanks Liinda 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> a SNES with about 20 games
28:00 <Liinda> ooh hi clubsamwich
28:00 <Bastardly_One> for $150
28:00 <Picard> Skirmish lucky u
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Liinda
28:00 <Skirmish> Indeed. 
28:00 <slinky_J> actually
28:00 <slinky_J> how r u b1
28:00 <Liinda> now i feel like a sammich
29:00 <clubsamwich> cockmeat sammich?
29:00 <slinky_J> same rules apply
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> there can only be one skirmish *grins*
29:00 <Liinda> lol
29:00 <slinky_J> ;D
29:00 <Liinda> hai katatonic_kate01
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there :D
29:00 <slinky_J> the root of anythin is
29:00 <gummyb3ar> stupid really
29:00 <slinky_J> couples
29:00 <Liinda> rooting couples?
29:00 <slinky_J> no no
30:00 <Liinda> couples rooting?
30:00 <slinky_J> nono
30:00 <Liinda> rouples cooting?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> not confirming or denying
30:00 <clubsamwich> key party toinght?
30:00 <slinky_J> couples being couples
30:00 <slinky_J> and then yes
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> wouldn't say 'couple'
30:00 <Liinda> pew pew
30:00 <clubsamwich> couples coupling
30:00 <slinky_J> some rewting
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> would suggest casual sex is all….
30:00 <clubsamwich> penis into vagina, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!
30:00 <Liinda> no idea what you are all talking about
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> me either really 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
31:00 <Liinda> agreed
31:00 <Liinda> someone make me tea. GO GO GO
31:00 <gummyb3ar> jasmine tea
31:00 <Liinda> jasmines a slut.
32:00 <slinky_J> "so why did you write yes was wrong?"
32:00 <slinky_J> wtf
32:00 <slinky_J> is wrong
32:00 <slinky_J> with the female race
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i prefer green 
32:00 <Liinda> oi panadols
32:00 <Liinda> im part of the female race
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and?
32:00 <slinky_J> beautiful but dumb as shit
32:00 <slinky_J> no offense.
32:00 <Liinda> last time i checked i had no penis
32:00 <stres> hello friends
32:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
32:00 <Liinda> Nah not all women are stupid
32:00 <Bastardly_One> LIES!
32:00 <xm> hello stres
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> agreed!
33:00 <slinky_J> lol
33:00 <Liinda> There are always diamonds in the rough
33:00 <slinky_J> lag
33:00 <slinky_J> oh
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed linda 
33:00 <Liinda> katatonic_kate01 and I are diamonds
33:00 <slinky_J> I'm just playing along
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
33:00 <slinky_J> typing u what I typed
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
33:00 <Bastardly_One> less typing
33:00 <Bastardly_One> more baking
33:00 <Skirmish> But you'll never be royal! 
33:00 <slinky_J> ok old man.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu and back in the kitchen
33:00 <slinky_J> a = 1
34:00 <slinky_J> NO KITCHEN TALK
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> b1 suck a cock
34:00 <slinky_J> make us hungry
34:00 <Liinda> lol
34:00 <slinky_J> in the kitchen
34:00 <slinky_J> :/
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> and while you're at it, bake me a pie
34:00 <Bastardly_One> been there done that ... didn't like the feathers getting stuck in my mouth
34:00 <Bastardly_One> (haw haw)
35:00 <clubsamwich> not bad, Bastardly_One 
35:00 <clubsamwich> for a dad's joke
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… bake the pie
35:00 <Bastardly_One> how about no?
35:00 <milk> wait.. what did b1 do to the chicken?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> insubordinate female
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> how about stop being sexist ?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> where is the respect for how awesome women are?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not being sexist I'm being factual ... stop living feminist delusions
36:00 <slinky_J> WAAIIIIIT
36:00 <clubsamwich> i think all humans are pretty fucked
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <slinky_J> WAIIIIIT
36:00 <slinky_J> WAIT
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna die in a min 
36:00 <slinky_J> kate said
36:00 <slinky_J> she would bake a pie
36:00 <xm> what are these feminist delusions?
36:00 <slinky_J> srs
36:00 <slinky_J> pie
36:00 <slinky_J> what kind of pie katatonic_kate01"
36:00 <slinky_J> ?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i'm not baking any pies
36:00 <couleurs> what's every1s favourite fast and the furious movie 
36:00 <slinky_J> a meat pie?
36:00 <gummyb3ar> sigh 
37:00 <stres> but i like pie
37:00 <slinky_J> but you said he would
37:00 <gummyb3ar> i love them chicken pie
37:00 <clubsamwich> my fav fast and furious movie is the one they didn't make
37:00 <gummyb3ar>  i want pancake too
37:00 <slinky_J> what kind of pie Bastardly_One?
37:00 <slinky_J> I am here for the pie.
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah what pie are you gonna make b1?
37:00 <slinky_J> no shit!
37:00 <Serenity> whos baking me pie
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> b1
37:00 <slinky_J> what kind've pie ya fat bastard!
37:00 <slinky_J> :P
37:00 <slinky_J> yer b1 is making a pie
38:00 <clubsamwich> haha
38:00 <slinky_J> for Kate.
38:00 <slinky_J> lolz
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
38:00 <Serenity> good pie?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully so
38:00 <slinky_J> meat pie
38:00 <stres> couleurs: it was ridiculous, but i loved every second of it
38:00 <slinky_J> meat kate?
38:00 <slinky_J> or fruit?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw veg mornay 
38:00 <clubsamwich> chinese pie? that's code
38:00 <slinky_J> oh
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'd be nice
38:00 <slinky_J> ok nice
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> or apple
38:00 <slinky_J> both then
38:00 <slinky_J> and
38:00 <Liinda> O.O apple pie
38:00 <Liinda> brb
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, both - that would be noice
38:00 <slinky_J> b1 every other pie we want
38:00 <slinky_J> I was about to type wank.
38:00 <clubsamwich> anything with custard
39:00 <Serenity> vag pie
39:00 <slinky_J> A meat pie for me please
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass on the custard aye
39:00 <slinky_J> Vagina Pie for Serenity
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> unhygienic 
39:00 <gummyb3ar> lol vagina pie
39:00 <slinky_J> pie
39:00 <gummyb3ar> does it smell lke buttor
39:00 <gummyb3ar> *butter
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
39:00 <slinky_J> gummyb3ar PIE for everyone!
39:00 <gummyb3ar> yum
39:00 <slinky_J> i hope u taste nice gummyb3ar
39:00 <clubsamwich> it smells like bodily fluids and iron
39:00 <slinky_J> nomnommm
39:00 <slinky_J> lolz
40:00 <slinky_J> lololol sammy
40:00 <Liinda> >.<
40:00 <slinky_J> one clubsamwich pie!!!!!!!!
40:00 <xm> is it ready yet? wait, let me stick in the tampon thermometer
40:00 <gummyb3ar> i'm sure i taste sugarry
40:00 <slinky_J> put him in
40:00 <slinky_J> PUT HIM IN!
40:00 <slinky_J> a mere formality..
40:00 <clubsamwich> a clubsamwich pie would be the greatest thing ever
40:00 <slinky_J> we just wont take the limbs
41:00 <slinky_J> I had the best club in sydney
41:00 <clubsamwich> i'll be a self creaming pie
41:00 <slinky_J> NO NO NO PIE PIE YOU
41:00 <Liinda> sour cream?
41:00 <slinky_J> YOU SLAG
41:00 <Liinda> *vomits in mouth*
41:00 <slinky_J> get in the pie you dirty
41:00 <slinky_J> clubby
41:00 <slinky_J> sammich!!
41:00 <clubsamwich> those are my boys, Liinda!
41:00 <Liinda> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> LOL
41:00 <slinky_J> what
41:00 <slinky_J> never do that to a friend..
42:00 <Liinda> tell ur boys to sweeten up
42:00 <clubsamwich> cream of alfafa
42:00 <Liinda> lmao gross
42:00 <Bastardly_One> back soon ...  food time ... and it is a pie actually 
42:00 <slinky_J> always something or rather, tastes nice but I do not want Liinda's character defamed!
42:00 <Liinda> cockmeat pie
42:00 <slinky_J> this disgusting pie
42:00 <Bastardly_One> a potato one
42:00 <Liinda> lol
42:00 <slinky_J> it SUCKS
43:00 <Liinda> i would love a bacon pie
43:00 <slinky_J> in yo faaacce
43:00 <slinky_J> b1 did you chap even get one ingredient
44:00 <clubsamwich> cockmeat pie dodger
44:00 <clubsamwich> she's done this before
44:00 <slinky_J> same rules apply
44:00 <slinky_J> :P
44:00 <slinky_J> Cock-COmbat!
44:00 <slinky_J> if simba were here he'd say "cum-bat"
45:00 <Liinda> LOL
45:00 <clubsamwich> haha
45:00 <slinky_J> lel
45:00 <gummyb3ar> maan
45:00 <Liinda> brb im hungry
45:00 <gummyb3ar> it isa giant lightning outside of my house
45:00 <gummyb3ar> sooo scarrryy
45:00 <slinky_J> I like it in the dark
45:00 <slinky_J> so I don't know
45:00 <gummyb3ar> really?
45:00 <gummyb3ar> you like it in the dark? then what can you see?
45:00 <slinky_J> tho then I can't photocopy the member right
46:00 <slinky_J> uyou can feel
46:00 <slinky_J> that's what a wank room is.
46:00 <clubsamwich> haha
46:00 <slinky_J> dudes sit around in a circle
46:00 <slinky_J> girls go around
46:00 <slinky_J> blowin them
47:00 <clubsamwich> and then at the end of the night you tally up how many diseases you've caught
47:00 <gummyb3ar> *sings* loving strangers, loving strangers, loving strangers, oh oh oh
47:00 <Skirmish> How much does that cost you to participate in slinky_J? 
47:00 <slinky_J> not in the nineties
47:00 <Skirmish> You give off the vibe of someone that pays for sex. 
47:00 <slinky_J> everyone was too scared to even have sex
47:00 <slinky_J> no influx of babies
47:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: do you always have to be so snarky all the time?
47:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish sweetie where have you been hiding!
48:00 <slinky_J> woah
48:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm sure you're younger than B1, yet you give off more of a bitter old man vibe than he does
48:00 <slinky_J> Lewf
48:00 <Loof> sup
48:00 <slinky_J> nm sup
48:00 <gummyb3ar> yo loof
48:00 <slinky_J> we were all going to have sex
48:00 <slinky_J> and then I almost spread disease
48:00 <slinky_J> somehow
49:00 <Liinda> ok i got me something boring to eat but its yum, weetbix with sugar
49:00 <slinky_J> that is shite
49:00 <Skirmish> I love weetbix before they go soggy. 
49:00 <slinky_J> expected olives and tequila and let's go to club 54
49:00 <Liinda> ME TOO
49:00 <Skirmish> Once they're soggy ... they're crap.
49:00 <slinky_J> ^
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw soggy weetbix are the best!
50:00 <Liinda> wish i had cocopops
50:00 <clubsamwich> would prefer sultana bran to weetbix
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
50:00 <TokenDaRing> honey weets are much better
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> the sultanas are always dry
51:00 <clubsamwich> what about soggy biscuits?
51:00 <Liinda> i have carmans mueslie at work
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> and chewy :/
51:00 <slinky_J> oi
51:00 <slinky_J> Token
51:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: what?
51:00 <clubsamwich> the milk hydrates the sultanas
51:00 <slinky_J> honey on weetbix
51:00 <slinky_J> fkn awesome
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, not a fan
51:00 <slinky_J> used to do that as a kid
51:00 <slinky_J> dry weetbix and honey.
51:00 <TokenDaRing> I just get honey weets
51:00 <clubsamwich> i'll have yours katatonic_kate01 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> honey on porridge is the nest
51:00 <milk> like soaking nuts in tepid water
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> best
51:00 <TokenDaRing> or crunchy nut corn flakes
51:00 <clubsamwich> your share of the world supply
51:00 <Liinda> i used to eat teddy bear biscuits in milk
51:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah crunch nut are good!
51:00 <slinky_J> well try it
51:00 <Liinda> when i was a kid
52:00 <slinky_J> it's fucken nice!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> or the new uncle tobys iron one
52:00 <slinky_J> linas
52:00 <slinky_J> u as a kid
52:00 <slinky_J> i never want to marry u
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> with nuts and vanilla puffs 
52:00 <Liinda> pssh
52:00 <Liinda> i was a cute kit
52:00 <Liinda> hai loof
52:00 <slinky_J> this was supposed to be a really sweet trip
52:00 <clubsamwich> Liinda was the cutest robot kit
52:00 <slinky_J> sup
52:00 <slinky_J> need milk
53:00 <slinky_J> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
53:00 <Liinda> Kit oh fucken
53:00 <clubsamwich> then she became self aware and it all went down from there
53:00 <Loof> hey liinda :)
53:00 <slinky_J> put it back
53:00 <Liinda> erp
53:00 <Loof> grapes rule
53:00 <Liinda> *hangs head* tis what happened
53:00 <Loof> i could eat them all day
53:00 <Liinda> my mum calls em graps
53:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <Liinda> hehe wog accent rules
53:00 <Liinda> wrapping paper is raping paper
53:00 <clubsamwich> graps is so street
54:00 <clubsamwich> big ups to your mom
54:00 <clubsamwich> mum
54:00 <Scorn> Loof are you still in the psych ward
54:00 <Liinda> she made this cute kit
54:00 <Loof> nah scorn but you should be
54:00 <Loof> for life
54:00 <Scorn> coming from you lol
54:00 <slinky_J> oh
54:00 <Scorn> nice one brosef
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> here we go....
54:00 <slinky_J> u josh and some shit
54:00 <slinky_J> Linas
55:00 <Liinda> wha
55:00 <slinky_J> you said b1 made that fucking pie
55:00 <Liinda> t
55:00 <slinky_J> !!!
55:00 <Scorn> I made the pie
55:00 <slinky_J> :P
55:00 <Liinda> bake me a pieee of loveeeeeeeeeeee
55:00 <Scorn> it was me slinky_J 
55:00 <slinky_J> yum
55:00 <Liinda> wohh oh
55:00 <Loof> Scorn once found his brother's pube stuck in his tooth, for him it was a good day
55:00 <slinky_J> did u put lsd in that pie
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <slinky_J> well it was him
56:00 <DemonsRun> Kate!
56:00 <slinky_J> obviously with the illegal substance
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> demonsrun!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup lady
56:00 <slinky_J> put in the pie.
56:00 <DemonsRun> Sup babe?
56:00 <Liinda> LSD - linda's sweet d-word i cant think of right now
56:00 <DemonsRun> Hahaha nuffin! What timing.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah bout the same
56:00 <DemonsRun> What's news?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> linda's sweet dick?
56:00 <slinky_J> im not sure a lawyer like DemonsRun can help me
57:00 <Serenity> i want lindas sweet dick
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> um got a distinction for my essay
57:00 <DemonsRun> Uh, what?
57:00 <DemonsRun> Well done!
57:00 <clubsamwich> linda's sweet dimples
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> *flicks hair* i know right
57:00 <slinky_J> I am suing u Serenity for taking this far to seriously.
57:00 <DemonsRun> I withdrew from my course.
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> and that's about it really
57:00 <Liinda> lmfao
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh - crap. whys that?
57:00 <slinky_J> By stab!
57:00 <Liinda> linda's saucy duck
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick
58:00 <Serenity> i need to take my bra off but i cbf
58:00 <Liinda> pretned im a kiwi
58:00 <Serenity> how lazy is that
58:00 <DemonsRun> They brought in a teach out date to 2017... Before my course would finish... So I withdrew and bam, New teach out date is Dec 2018. Fml
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> linda's saucy dick!
58:00 <Liinda> :P
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhhh
58:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
58:00 <DemonsRun> Just waiting to see if they fix my hecks fees
58:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun: shit that sucks
58:00 <gummyb3ar> now serenity take my attention, bra off!
58:00 <clubsamwich> linda's sweaty drooping
59:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah TokenDaRing it does... Few things do lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> slogan maker to the rescue!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb
59:00 <Liinda> the letter D is tough
59:00 <clubsamwich> Serenity, just spread honey on your bra and then lie down and the ants will come and eat it off
00:00 <Loof> all women love the D
00:00 <Liinda> cos thats less effort lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1,0Don't play with fire, but play with lindas sweet dick.
00:00 <gummyb3ar> lol not me loof sorry
00:00 <gummyb3ar> i'm in pussy fan club
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1,0lindas sweet dick makes hot days cool.
00:00 <gummyb3ar> unless it is a plastic D
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i love slogan maker
00:00 <Liinda> hahahahahaha
00:00 <TokenDaRing> gummyb3ar: silicone?
00:00 <clubsamwich> you're obsessed, kate
00:00 <TokenDaRing> rubber?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> with dick, totes. 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're mostly nice
01:00 <Liinda> "mostly" hehe
01:00 <Liinda> some are just fugly
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> some are… unique 
01:00 <clubsamwich> until they pop prematurely in your face, right?
01:00 <gummyb3ar> silicone, rubber, organic, etc etc
01:00 <Liinda> slap
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM!
01:00 <DemonsRun> Why are dicks the topic of conversation?
01:00 <Liinda> kapow!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one likes the stinger!
01:00 <DemonsRun> Serenitys tits are far better.
01:00 <gummyb3ar> no idea demon
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> in the eye….
02:00 <DemonsRun> Trust me. I see em all the time.
02:00 <gummyb3ar> i said i love boobsb and the other thing better
02:00 <Liinda> dicks in Serenity boobies
02:00 <clubsamwich> and that is why Liinda now has a lazy eye
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow
02:00 <xm> let's talk about numbers 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <xm> 5318008
02:00 <Loof> pi
02:00 <Liinda> bahahaha
02:00 <DemonsRun> I wouldn't mind seeing a dick in her tits
02:00 <gummyb3ar> about boobs, the size isnt matter, i'm picky about t he nips and areola
02:00 <gummyb3ar> dislike pepperoni areola
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks gummy
02:00 <gummyb3ar> yw
03:00 <DemonsRun> gummyb3ar: a lot of men are like that.
03:00 <Loof> 8008 8008
03:00 <gummyb3ar> like what?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts
03:00 <gummyb3ar> like pepperoni areola?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> picky about the nipples and areola :/
03:00 <gummyb3ar> also, hairy nipples this day is not preferable
03:00 <DemonsRun> No, picky
03:00 <gummyb3ar> maybe it was in trend back in 80's
03:00 <simba> dicks rule the worlds
03:00 <ITaL^GuY> cunts are useful
03:00 <gummyb3ar> sorry kate lol
04:00 <Loof> like you guys are picky about bank accounts and girth
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> dicks do rule the world. It's a shame….
04:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
04:00 <Loof> girls*
04:00 <gummyb3ar> pussy still the best tho *Shrugs*
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> just the girth loof
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Liinda> behind every dick, is a pussy controlling it
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <simba> yes ideally
05:00 <Liinda> if you;re lucky
05:00 <Loof> or very very unlucky
05:00 <simba> some guys jam a dick up there tho that aint right
05:00 <Liinda> wrong hole maybe
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <clubsamwich> i <3 anal
05:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: pix
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> every hole is a goal?
05:00 <clubsamwich> just sayin'
05:00 <DemonsRun> Pls
05:00 <Liinda> haha 
05:00 <slinky_J> who tf was scorn
06:00 <Serenity> i just changed the cat littler cbf
06:00 <slinky_J> knows im in adel
06:00 <DemonsRun> Lazy bitch
06:00 <slinky_J> wants me to come to norlunga
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> for?
06:00 <slinky_J> DemonsRun shh ur my lawyer on here
06:00 <slinky_J> dunno
06:00 <Serenity> litter..
06:00 <DemonsRun> Stfu slinky_J 
06:00 <slinky_J> honey ur my last hope
07:00 <slinky_J> and who else, can I turn to
07:00 <clubsamwich> is norlunga code?
07:00 <slinky_J> come on Silver Lady take my word!
07:00 <Liinda> noarlunga?
07:00 <Liinda> some place in SA
07:00 <slinky_J> norlunga is a good place for fishing
07:00 <clubsamwich> is it warm and moist there?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
08:00 <slinky_J> fkn beside that i got some maori friends there
08:00 <Liinda> good for bacteria and mushrooms
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww thanks
08:00 <clubsamwich> no prahblem!
09:00 <Liinda> be back later.
09:00 <Liinda> Stop! Shower time!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> kk
09:00 <Serenity> hmm coles brand tzatziki isnt bad
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it's ok
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> best dip ever
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> roasted garlic hummus 
09:00 <Serenity> mines better but its not bad if im being lazy
09:00 <Serenity> i dont like hommus
10:00 <Liinda> awh thanks clubsamwich
10:00 <Loof> yeah fuck homos
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the roasted garlic one is sooooooooo goooooooood
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin' try it bitches
10:00 <Skirmish> I smear it on kate's nipples and lick it off. It's great. 
10:00 <Loof> clubsamwish trying to put forth his shrivelled contribution
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> *blushes*
11:00 <clubsamwich> yumi's make the best dip - spinach or egg salad or roasted eggplant
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> egg salad - ew
11:00 <Serenity> your hate for eggs is almost unfriendworthy
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just don't like em…. 
11:00 <clubsamwich> shrivelled contribution - what do you mean?
11:00 <Skirmish> Hard boiled eggs are the best snack ever. 
12:00 <Loof> they in cakes
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
12:00 <Serenity> any eggs
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i'll eat em in cakes
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> and quiche 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> no problems
12:00 <Serenity> boiled scrambled fried curried poached
12:00 <Serenity> nom
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> just not any of the above
12:00 <clubsamwich> so we're agreed, eggs can be in the club
12:00 <slinky_J> anybody seen Filth
12:00 <xm> Serenity, ice special on 60 minutes right now
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> the sheer thought of eating a luke warm yolk actually makes gag
13:00 <clubsamwich> i Filth is a good movie
13:00 <Serenity> thanks?
13:00 <xm> pieter p13ter pi3ter
13:00 <slinky_J> aye!
13:00 <slinky_J> tis
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice special
13:00 <slinky_J> watching it now
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ice ice baby!
13:00 <slinky_J> for like the Fifth time hahaha
13:00 <Serenity> im still watching an idiot abroad
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <Serenity> getting a moisty over ricky g
13:00 <xm> i just like it localised for Australia
13:00 <clubsamwich> slinky_J, it was better than i thought it was going to be
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ricky g - LOL
13:00 <slinky_J> [22:43] <clubsamwich> i Filth is a good movie
13:00 <slinky_J> get that Serenity
13:00 <xm> haha all these people are bogan
14:00 <slinky_J> good headfuck of a movie
14:00 <Serenity> ricky gervais is delicious
14:00 <slinky_J> aye clubsamwich uno how frank is innit
14:00 <slinky_J> mum  got frank tapes so i seen em
14:00 <slinky_J> u seen the film Frank?
14:00 <clubsamwich> i tried watching it but couldn't it into it
14:00 <simba> GERvais is teh best
15:00 <slinky_J> yer
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> is there a channel 9 iview kinda thing?
15:00 <slinky_J> it isnt funny
15:00 <Serenity> i want me, on and around his face
15:00 <clubsamwich> i didn't like the redhead main character
15:00 <slinky_J> i watched the whole thing
15:00 <slinky_J> I just didnt like Frank
15:00 <slinky_J> not the same
15:00 <Skirmish> You should all watch Jim jefferies too. 
15:00 <simba> even today? he is almost starting to look old
15:00 <simba> it sux
15:00 <Skirmish> Funny Aussie comedian. 
15:00 <clubsamwich> i watched maybe first 30 - 45 min and didn't care for any of the characters so i turned it off
15:00 <Serenity> especially today
15:00 <slinky_J> aye Skirmish?
16:00 <slinky_J> Jim Jefferies
16:00 <slinky_J> need a link man
16:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP3HJVp3n9c
16:00 <Skirmish> I am sure even you can navigate google slinky_J. 
16:00 <slinky_J> ty 
17:00 <slinky_J> video wont play
17:00 <slinky_J> maybe it's telstra
17:00 <TokenDaRing> well your PC sucks
17:00 <clubsamwich> won't play for me either
17:00 <TokenDaRing> oh
17:00 <TokenDaRing> fuck they took it down
17:00 <TokenDaRing> sons of
17:00 <slinky_J> we both suck
17:00 <slinky_J> what do we suck!
17:00 <Skirmish> watch the tv series Legit.
17:00 <slinky_J> ice cream!
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> good work token!
17:00 <TokenDaRing> it's on Netflix
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: legit is pretty good
17:00 <ITaL^GuY> Just watched Game.O.T 
18:00 <slinky_J> Token is trying to iill us with bastard ice cream
18:00 <TokenDaRing> except the second season really went down hill fast
18:00 <clubsamwich> it's been pulled due to copyright
18:00 <slinky_J> you are FILTH!
18:00 <slinky_J> soz movie
18:00 <slinky_J> this movie is so far from the novel.
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
18:00 <slinky_J> well Kate
18:00 <slinky_J> in the novel
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> no i don't want a complete run down
19:00 <slinky_J> there are pages full of his gut worm
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> what novel?
19:00 <clubsamwich> how about a summarized run down?
19:00 <slinky_J> oh it's just about a coppa tryin to get a promotion
19:00 <slinky_J> no
19:00 <slinky_J> lolz
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even
19:00 <slinky_J> ok in the movie
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> what movie *shakes fist*
20:00 <clubsamwich> what about just a scrawling on a toilet wall?
20:00 <slinky_J> a coppa in Scotland going for a promotion
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> can i get a title
20:00 <slinky_J> and he will do anything he can
20:00 <slinky_J> to up his chances
20:00 <slinky_J> including getting on drugs and mostly hallucinating his way through it.
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the title of the movie is…..
21:00 <slinky_J> not an anti-hero, just a fucking asshole
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> drum roll please
21:00 <slinky_J> FILTH
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks!
21:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tymWDB7gtK4
21:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Filth -  Official Full Trailer Views: 3,405,039   Uploader: LionsgateFilmsUK Uploaded: Published on Jul 10, 2013 Duration: 2 Minutes 15 Seconds 
21:00 <slinky_J> :P ur welcome :P
23:00 <Skirmish> Oh Kate! I am in the middle of checking out Luther. Not sure what I think of it yet. Into the 3rd episode. 
23:00 <clubsamwich> stringer bell!
24:00 <clubsamwich> yeah i didn't even give luther a chance
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh luther is AWESOME
24:00 <clubsamwich> i couldn't picture him not being stringer bell or when he was on the office US version
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wanna bag that dude so bad
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> slinky - looks awesome!
25:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish and clubsamwich
25:00 <slinky_J> kate said
25:00 <clubsamwich> yo
25:00 <slinky_J> b1 is cooking a pie
25:00 <slinky_J> WHERE IS IT?!
25:00 <clubsamwich> floor pie?
25:00 <slinky_J> gettin hungry.
25:00 <slinky_J> gay pie.
25:00 <slinky_J> he's just the ultimate tease.
26:00 <clubsamwich> i'm going to have pie tomorrow, it's settled
26:00 <slinky_J> me too lol
26:00 <clubsamwich> day off coz i'm sick, will require comfort food
26:00 <slinky_J> or moussaka
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> keep watching it skirmish… it's pretty good
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> but like i said, i wanna bang the guy…. lol
27:00 <clubsamwich> i'm going to have both types of pie - meat pie and some kind of fruit pie in arvo with tea
27:00 <slinky_J> what's good
27:00 <slinky_J> meat pie
27:00 <slinky_J> YES
27:00 <clubsamwich> katatonic_kate01: are you frothing? should we stand back?
27:00 <slinky_J> one of us has to have meat pie
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
27:00 <slinky_J> MEAT PIE OR DIE!
27:00 <slinky_J> or as simba would say
27:00 <slinky_J> mario.
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can flick the bean quietly 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> carry on
28:00 <clubsamwich> meat pie, give me five
28:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
28:00 <slinky_J> tellin ur secrets
28:00 <clubsamwich> haha flick the bean
28:00 <slinky_J> smokey
28:00 <slinky_J> flickety teh beanz
28:00 <clubsamwich> first time i've heard that phrase
28:00 <clubsamwich> nice image
28:00 <slinky_J> I'm not going to ride on anythin but a pie!
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you been living in a cave?
29:00 <clubsamwich> yes, cave number 12
29:00 <slinky_J> Australian Pie, directed by panis
29:00 <slinky_J> starring clubsamwich!!!
29:00 <slinky_J> OWN TEH PIE!
29:00 <clubsamwich> australia on the tongue and it's a picture of a pie with tomoto sauce
29:00 <slinky_J> soz headbangin WE WANT PIE
30:00 <clubsamwich> what other phrases do you have, katatonic_kate01?
30:00 <clubsamwich> i'm expanding my collection
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> for masturbation 
30:00 <clubsamwich> yus
30:00 <slinky_J> my gf says this to me "Yes nothing says entertainment like stealing a car lol"
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> rubbing one out
30:00 <slinky_J> Scorn is pillz
30:00 <stres> TACO TIME
30:00 <Skirmish> flicking the bean
30:00 <clubsamwich> i know rubbing one out, i thought it was just for dudes
31:00 <slinky_J> Skirmish ur flicking the right bean man
31:00 <Loof>  /ignore stres
31:00 <slinky_J> who is that Lewfs?
31:00 <stres> watch out for this guy
31:00 <slinky_J> stfu cunt
31:00 <Loof> dunno but seems like a wanker
31:00 <slinky_J> dont you tell us nothin
31:00 <slinky_J> if its pillz
31:00 <slinky_J> fk off
31:00 <slinky_J> i aint stealin no car
31:00 <slinky_J> n fuck norlunga
31:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: wtf
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima watch lovelace for some tips
32:00 <TokenDaRing> what are you on about
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> hope you're impressed skirmish ;)
32:00 <clubsamwich> flcking the bean 101
33:00 <Loof> skirmish is easily impressed
33:00 <Loof> dont worry
33:00 <Skirmish> Everything Kate does is impressive. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lucky for me, right ;)
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hair flicks*
33:00 <clubsamwich> diddle the skittle
33:00 <clubsamwich> double clicking the mouse
34:00 <Fez> kate01
34:00 <Fez> kate01: impressive set
35:00 <clubsamwich> alright i'm going to read my picture book and go to sleep
35:00 <clubsamwich> night all
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> you too fez
35:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/FcYMPeV.jpg
37:00 <stres> heh
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd totes have sexual relations with Vin
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reckon he'd have a gigantic cock
43:00 <gummyb3ar> vin who? vin diesel?
43:00 <slinky_J> Bastardly_One
43:00 <slinky_J> you cunt
43:00 <gummyb3ar> lol
43:00 <slinky_J> it is 11:13pm
43:00 <slinky_J> and you have not made pies.
43:00 <slinky_J> a lot of pies.
43:00 <slinky_J> you didn't make..
43:00 <TiSk> idiots
43:00 <Bastardly_One> AGP gear is Agape yeah?
43:00 <slinky_J> wb btw
43:00 <Bastardly_One> A Gape
44:00 <slinky_J> OI
44:00 <slinky_J> you can't get away with this!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> what a horrible name for a clothing company
44:00 <slinky_J> pewp?
44:00 <couleurs> xD
44:00 <slinky_J> pewp clothing.xD
44:00 <slinky_J> werd couleurs
44:00 <slinky_J> couleurs clothing. PM
44:00 <Bastardly_One> a family member rang and asked if I want one of their tops for nothing like it was some big deal
44:00 <slinky_J> u owe us all pies b1
45:00 <slinky_J> idc
45:00 <Bastardly_One> bad luck
45:00 <slinky_J> we want pies.
45:00 <couleurs> HuH
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I ate a family size potato pie
45:00 <Bastardly_One> all to myself
45:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it was GOOD!
45:00 <slinky_J> I will fight till my last breath, for these pies, to come into my station.
45:00 <slinky_J> DAMN YOU TO HELL MOTHERPIER!!!!!!!
45:00 <Liinda> pies are overrated
45:00 <slinky_J> srs damn u to hell
46:00 <slinky_J> wait!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I have two small ones
46:00 <slinky_J> ur main client of pies
46:00 <slinky_J> b1
46:00 <Bastardly_One> different brand though
46:00 <slinky_J> linas
46:00 <slinky_J> took back
46:00 <Bastardly_One> come get them 
46:00 <slinky_J> no u deliver them
46:00 <slinky_J> like Santi clauz
46:00 <Bastardly_One> no!
46:00 <slinky_J> :~
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a myth
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and so am I
46:00 <slinky_J> rude cunt
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wait
46:00 <couleurs> pie in hell
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just rude like you said 
47:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I know why the easter bunny never showed to my house
47:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 days before I saw him dead
47:00 <Bastardly_One> on a side of a country road
47:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/kkLm0x1.gif
48:00 <Loof> roadkill mmmm
48:00 <Loof> the best pies
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the best pic couleurs has put up in ages
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's great
49:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/vAfZR8K.gif
49:00 <Loof> holy fuck
49:00 <couleurs> n BOOM
49:00 <Loof> splodey!
49:00 <Liinda> oh couleurs im keeping that gif for work.
49:00 <Liinda> ty x
50:00 <couleurs> mama mia
50:00 <Sgt-Splode> Hi Loof
50:00 <Loof> how's things man?
50:00 <Sgt-Splode> Yeah, good thanks, and you?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that the real splode???
50:00 <Loof> good thanks!
51:00 <Loof> god i hope so
51:00 <TheRiddler> say something that only splode will say
51:00 <Liinda> hai TheRiddler
51:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's the real Sgt-Splode
51:00 <TheRiddler> hai Liinda
51:00 <Bastardly_One> how is your keyboard
51:00 <Bastardly_One> sticky?
51:00 <Sgt-Splode> Bastardly_One, not this one!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
51:00 <Sgt-Splode> Thankfully, anyway
51:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy man 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck have you been?
52:00 <Loof> ^
52:00 <Bastardly_One> we've missed you it's got that pathetic
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Sgt-Splode> You know, life, working, stuff
52:00 <slinky_J> splode
52:00 <slinky_J> omg
52:00 <Loof> out of that damn tent i hope :P
52:00 <slinky_J> ur fucking here
52:00 <slinky_J> THIS CUNT IS HERE
52:00 <slinky_J> I mean
52:00 <slinky_J> GUY!
52:00 <slinky_J> soz splodey
52:00 <couleurs> xD
53:00 <slinky_J> just surprised me is all
53:00 <slinky_J> ahaha couleurs!
53:00 <slinky_J> xD
53:00 <TokenDaRing> Who is Sgt-Splode?
53:00 <Liinda> ^
53:00 <Liinda> I know the name, cant say we've had a convo
53:00 <slinky_J> an awezome fellaz
53:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Liinda same
53:00 <couleurs> simpsons quote machine
53:00 <slinky_J> LOLZ
53:00 <Liinda> i regret nothingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> funniest dude on austnet
53:00 <slinky_J> SPLODES IS GAY
53:00 <slinky_J> naw he aint
53:00 <TheRiddler> time to throw a welcome home party
53:00 <slinky_J> wish
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> of all time!
54:00 <slinky_J> naw
54:00 <slinky_J> Sgt-Splode IS BACK CHRISTMAS FUCKING DAY.
54:00 <slinky_J> I gotta go outside throw this trip up
54:00 <Fez> liinda
55:00 <Liinda> fezzleness =) hows u
55:00 <TokenDaRing> wait
55:00 <slinky_J> mm
55:00 <TokenDaRing> wasn't Sgt-Splode the guy who lived in a tent for a while or something?
55:00 <TokenDaRing> out in the middle of nowhere?
55:00 <Serenity> EXCUSE ME
55:00 <Serenity> IS THAT THE REAL SPLODE???????????????
55:00 <slinky_J> he lived in my butt
55:00 <slinky_J> Serenity
55:00 <Fez> im great cuz ive seen your spectacular rack
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> doubt it
55:00 <Liinda> lol
55:00 <slinky_J> DONT MAKE ME RING GHOSTY FACE!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it is the real one it seems
55:00 <Loof> will the real sgt-sploe please stand up
56:00 <Serenity> I HOPE IT IS
56:00 <Serenity> OMG
56:00 <slinky_J> Serenity
56:00 <Serenity> im yelling
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... where's the filth?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <slinky_J> how do u welcome him back
56:00 <slinky_J> in op style
56:00 <Fez> hi b1
56:00 <slinky_J> not by banning me.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it really him
56:00 <TheRiddler> make a topic
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the real Sgt would be filthing it up by now
56:00 <Serenity> no he wouldnt
56:00 <Loof> unless work has dulled his spirits
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Fez seriously ... get the message you bore
56:00 <Serenity> he wasnt filthy
56:00 <slinky_J> filth it up wit me
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: did he live in a tent?
56:00 <slinky_J> couple o piss shanty drinks
56:00 <Fez> I just said hi b1
56:00 <Liinda> you cant expect ppl to be in full throttle all day errday
56:00 <Serenity> yes TokenDaRing
56:00 <TokenDaRing> I remember someone, I think it was him, living in a t ent
56:00 <Fez> dont get agressive
56:00 <TokenDaRing> tent*
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> great scared him away 
56:00 <slinky_J> o bunt on her last legs with heart disease.
57:00 <Serenity> yes that was splode
57:00 <Liinda> everyone needs abreak from thei r normal self
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf he lived in a tent?
57:00 <slinky_J> enouogh with my family pish
57:00 <slinky_J> katatonic_kate01 u dling that movie?
57:00 <Maurice> Now you guys excited him offline
57:00 <TheRiddler> no wonder he wasn't on
57:00 <Fez> why is b1 sour?
57:00 <slinky_J> did u like the trailer?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Fez, I saw you this morning giving nate shit and you've a bit of nerve calling someone stupid ... got mirrors in your house?
57:00 <Serenity> splode was the best!
57:00 <TheRiddler> no internet 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm watching lovelace
57:00 <TokenDaRing> nate is a nice guy
57:00 <slinky_J> ahh
57:00 <Fez> what did I actually say b1?
58:00 <slinky_J> i think my gf is watchin me try
58:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
58:00 <Fez> remind me
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh are you watching the porn doco?
58:00 <slinky_J> Kate
58:00 <slinky_J> pm
58:00 <gummyb3ar> mmm love lace, amanda seyfried!
58:00 <TheRiddler> stick your hand in your pocket
58:00 <gummyb3ar> she is not a blonde in that movie
58:00 <Skirmish> I admit it. I love watching the 'shake it off' filmclip by Taylor Swift. Why? ... because a chick in it does the zoidberg crab dance. 
58:00 <gummyb3ar> she is a pretty good actress, she played well in Chloe........ make love scene with julianne moore, look intense
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: maybe Sgt Splode is homeless now and using dodgy wifi or something? 
59:00 <Fez> b1:????
59:00 <TheRiddler> julianne moore is a very good actress
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