// #melbourne — 2015-04-15
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00:00:00 <Serenity> i think everyones dead
00:00:00 <Serenity> its silent everywhere
00:00:00 <Bastardly_One> I ate them all
00:01:00 <Bastardly_One> if you've seen how much I've eaten today that is believable
00:01:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda :)
00:01:00 <Serenity> pig
00:01:00 <Bastardly_One> yep!
00:02:00 <Liinda> hai b1
00:02:00 <Liinda> hai Serenity
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
00:03:00 <yafuck> They say
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
00:04:00 <yafuck> eating your boogers is good for you
00:04:00 <Liinda> hai katatonic_kate01
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's not even hump day
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai linda - sup?
00:04:00 <Liinda> not much! bored shitless, you?
00:04:00 <Liinda> Its humo day, technically!!!
00:04:00 <Liinda> *hump even
00:05:00 <Liinda> just wish it was on the other side of the hump
00:05:00 <love> i cum in peace
00:05:00 <Liinda> piss*
00:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh just!
00:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> just wish i could hump
00:06:00 <Liinda> lol
00:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock pics or gtfo love
00:07:00 <Liinda> oopsss wrong button
00:07:00 <Serenity> hey lindies
00:07:00 <Liinda> heya!
00:09:00 <yafuck> Having a cig while being sick taste like shit.
00:09:00 <yafuck> sick as in flu/cold/bug
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> well don't smoke then
00:10:00 <yafuck> I want to enjoy my cigs
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> die in silence
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> simple
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't care
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, what b1 said
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> self inflicted
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> would be like me complaining about coughing and going and having 3 billies in a row
00:11:00 <yafuck> look out.. B1 comes out and says 'we don't care' who's 'we' Jamie? you are not part of The AustNet group you never will be.
00:11:00 <yafuck> Infact Jamie.. no one cares what you have to say.
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's theMayo
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:11:00 <yafuck> oh I must be mayo cause you said I am.. try again Jamie.
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to care to bother
00:12:00 <yafuck> But you do care.. otherwise you wouldn't be trying to work out who I am.
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> go have another cig and hopefully choke
00:12:00 <yafuck> Dumb shit.
00:13:00 <TokenDaRing> yafuck: mayo, mate, you've dropped your game lately
00:13:00 <TokenDaRing> like, really dude
00:13:00 <TokenDaRing> where'd you go wrong?
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> he's the only one of the trio who thinks my name bothers me
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> token, you've taken over
00:13:00 <yafuck> TokenDaRing, You're another on the side always thinking someone is mayo or plivent.. funny thing is.. you got no idea :)
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> or Pollock ...
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> they're the only two that bother
00:14:00 <yafuck> oh he's quick.
00:14:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: I just picture them as one big blob now
00:14:00 <TokenDaRing> with multiple heads poking ouit
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's Dave
00:14:00 <TokenDaRing> all bickering with each other
00:14:00 <yafuck> Clap clap
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd keep quiet if I was you ...
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> circle jerking?
00:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics boyz
00:14:00 <yafuck> or what Jamie? you'll cry to bonny and zline my proxy? lol yeah good one dork. :)
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh she will sit there like last time
00:15:00 <yafuck> What a shame.
00:16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh perfect!
00:16:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk:
00:16:00 <yafuck> loolll @ Fisher
00:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I was looking for an idiot to slap
00:16:00 <Bastardly_One> and chris shows up
00:16:00 <TokenDaRing> don't piss yourself, TiSk
00:16:00 <TiSk> you are the idiot i wasnt even gonna say a word
00:16:00 <yafuck> Hes still doing the same thing on here.. always whinging about his life
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all he ever does ... whines or lashes out
00:17:00 <yafuck> pretends to cook food.. food he doesn't have.
00:17:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: I was talking to a mate of mine who's just finished his med degree
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> there's more to that than that statement
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
00:18:00 <TokenDaRing> and he was talking about how only half the people who get adult onset schizophrenia show any improvement from treatment
00:18:00 <Liinda> hai loff
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> what'd he say?
00:18:00 <Liinda> LOOF
00:18:00 <TokenDaRing> like, 20% will improve to the point they can live normally
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I never read that right
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> say again?
00:18:00 <Loof> hey Liinda :)
00:18:00 <TokenDaRing> about 30% show some improvement
00:18:00 <Liinda> harro =)
00:19:00 <TiSk> hi Liinda
00:19:00 <TokenDaRing> while about 50% show no improvement at all
00:19:00 <yafuck> TiSk, That moron who was throwing things at the police the otherday in your hood.. is he related to you?
00:19:00 <Liinda> hey TiSk
00:19:00 <TokenDaRing> yafuck: it's his father
00:19:00 <TiSk> not much to do late at night
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> TokenDaRing, well I can tell you there is one on here you will never guess. Why? Because they don't drink, smoke/take drugs and stick to meds
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> and you'd never guess who in a billion years
00:20:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: not like you ever go out anyway
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
00:20:00 <Liinda> and its not me
00:20:00 <TiSk> is it me
00:20:00 <TiSk> or Loof
00:20:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: you get a gold star
00:20:00 <Loof> meds good weed bad
00:20:00 <Loof> such an outdated old mentality
00:21:00 <yafuck> TiSk, I'm a female.. do you want to see my hot body?
00:21:00 <Liinda> my aunty smokes weed lol
00:21:00 <Liinda> she bongs it up at her kids parties
00:21:00 <TiSk> yafuck if u liked me enough to show me
00:21:00 <Loof> i know heaps of successful weed smokers
00:21:00 <Liinda> but, in all honesty, she'd set abd example to her kids
00:21:00 <Loof> ViO smokes like a chimney and just got a promoted he works for coke and is on 7 figures
00:21:00 <Liinda> they now all smoke and take rec drugs
00:22:00 <Liinda> dont have good jobs
00:22:00 <Liinda> etc. shame cos they are smart
00:22:00 <yafuck> TiSk, I like you a lot here's my pic http://geekologie.com/2009/03/18/gamer%20chick.jpg
00:22:00 <TokenDaRing> Liinda: it's ok, they'll just all end up like TiSk
00:23:00 <TiSk> u sure its u
00:23:00 <TokenDaRing> yafuck: you think that
00:23:00 <Loof> maybe they're too smart for slavery
00:23:00 <TokenDaRing> will turn him off?
00:23:00 <yafuck> TiSk, Would you make love to me if we met?
00:23:00 <Liinda> Not gonna get in on paying ppl out in here.
00:24:00 <TiSk> i dont know maybe
00:24:00 <yafuck> I'm a gamer.. play xbox
00:24:00 <TiSk> nice
00:24:00 <Liinda> Nah loof, they just could have so much going for them. they dont look after themselves etc
00:25:00 <yafuck> TiSk, What do you like to do with yourself?
00:25:00 <TiSk> make music
00:25:00 <TiSk> chill
00:25:00 <Liinda> 1 is doing well with produsing music, s the drugs actually help him
00:25:00 <Liinda> *producing
00:25:00 <TiSk> nuffin much
00:25:00 <yafuck> Is it music everyone likes?
00:25:00 <Loof> maybe they're happy
00:25:00 <Liinda> the other one needs to eat. she looks ill
00:26:00 <Liinda> the mother doesnt cook cos she is glued to facebook and smokes bongs and hasnt worked a day in her life
00:26:00 <Liinda> my uncle works his ass off
00:26:00 <Liinda> to support their habits
00:26:00 <Liinda> ANYWHO
00:29:00 <Loof> judge not
00:30:00 <Liinda> yeah i know
00:30:00 <Loof> :P
00:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> JERRY JERRY JERRY
00:31:00 <Liinda> lol
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> fauxy
00:31:00 <Loof> cant believe people's attitude to weed in this day and age
00:31:00 <Loof> you're all going to have a shitfit when it's legal
00:31:00 <Loof> both political sides are all for it
00:32:00 <Loof> they see the $$$
00:32:00 <Liinda> Im not against it. i smoked it for yrs. i just think starting at a young age is bad for teens growing up.
00:32:00 <Loof> if you're going to get schizo anyway, it's better to get it young
00:32:00 <Loof> my psych told me that
00:33:00 <Loof> it's genetic
00:33:00 <TiSk> lols
00:33:00 <Loof> even if "those people" never touched weed they would have got it anyway
00:33:00 <Loof> only later on in life
00:33:00 <Liinda> yep im not talkng about schizo.. im just saaying, they could have better lives for themselves instead of sitting at home n smoking allthe time. be healthy etc...
00:34:00 <TiSk> i gonna still stay home
00:34:00 <TiSk> but do healthier stuff
00:34:00 <Loof> i know heaps of healthy weed users
00:34:00 <Loof> they vape
00:34:00 <Loof> they don't do cigs
00:34:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: like what?
00:34:00 <Loof> they dont drink
00:34:00 <Loof> they have money
00:34:00 <Loof> god damn sterotypes have got to stop
00:35:00 <TokenDaRing> Loof is a great example of a functional person in society
00:35:00 <Loof> go to america and talk like that
00:35:00 <TokenDaRing> oh wait
00:35:00 <Liinda> well my cuz andhs mates r the stereotype
00:35:00 <Loof> losers
00:35:00 <Loof> will be losers
00:35:00 <Loof> don't blame weed
00:36:00 <Liinda> i blame his mum for letting him smoke it
00:36:00 <AzzA> well it seems all the crazies are on tonight
00:36:00 <TokenDaRing> AzzA: loof and tisk
00:36:00 <TokenDaRing> the ultimate combination
00:36:00 <AzzA> yeah and Shadsam
00:36:00 <Loof> people think if you don't have enough money or aren't out poluting the air driving everywhere you don't have a life
00:37:00 <AzzA> cept Liinda, she is crazy in a good sense :P
00:37:00 <Liinda> lol
00:37:00 <Liinda> thanks? :P
00:37:00 <AzzA> she is cray cray!
00:37:00 <Loof> “All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.”
00:37:00 <Loof> ― Blaise Pascal, Pensées
00:38:00 <Liinda> bitches be cray cray
00:38:00 <AzzA> you know it lol
00:38:00 <AzzA> [22:37] * shadsam brushes lindas hair
00:38:00 <AzzA> lol
00:38:00 <AzzA> Liinda has a new friend
00:38:00 <AzzA> of the crackhead variety :P
00:39:00 <Liinda> fucken hell
00:39:00 <Liinda> lol
00:39:00 <Liinda> i swear i have some kind of magnet
00:39:00 <yafuck> People who do drugs are losers.
00:39:00 <Loof> yafuck your whole family are losers
00:39:00 <AzzA> hahaha Serenity has same said magnet
00:39:00 <Loof> that's why your mum threw you in the bin
00:39:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: are you into guys at all?
00:40:00 <Loof> yafuck is too nerdy to get weed contacts or sex
00:40:00 <Loof> so he is jealous
00:40:00 <Loof> hahahahahahhaa @ yafuck
00:40:00 <Loof> cant get laid too lame
00:40:00 <Liinda> oh man
00:40:00 <yafuck> Loof, Projection.
00:40:00 <AzzA> katatonic_kate01
00:40:00 <AzzA> hai :)
00:40:00 <Serenity> serenity has what now
00:41:00 <AzzA> sorry i didnt reply in the other channel
00:41:00 <Liinda> a magnet for weirdos
00:41:00 <AzzA> i said hello then watched the last ep of game of thrones
00:41:00 <AzzA> and forgot to reply
00:41:00 <Serenity> oh right
00:41:00 <AzzA> Serenity has a magnet
00:41:00 <Loof> i'm not attracted to you
00:41:00 <Loof> you were just the only one talking
00:41:00 <Loof> and i'd rather be a "weirdo" than boring anyday
00:41:00 <Serenity> are you talking to me?
00:41:00 <Serenity> im confused
00:41:00 <Liinda> loof you're both ;P
00:41:00 <Loof> Liinda
00:42:00 <AzzA> i think of you as more a creep
00:42:00 <Serenity> oh right
00:42:00 <Loof> she called me a weirdo
00:42:00 <Serenity> sorry i took tablets for a headache im all dopey
00:42:00 <AzzA> dopey!
00:42:00 <yafuck> TokenDaRing, He is into guys.. hes always looking at men on websites and telling men online all about his life.
00:42:00 <Loof> is all
00:42:00 <AzzA> just need the other 6 dwarves
00:42:00 <AzzA> actually
00:42:00 <Liinda> lol not you Loof, the other dude in #sydney
00:42:00 <AzzA> we have most of them here
00:42:00 <Loof> ah k sorry
00:43:00 <Liinda> but good to know you r not attracted to me lol
00:43:00 <AzzA> I WISH I WAS SPECIAL
00:43:00 <Loof> just your humor
00:43:00 <AzzA> SO FUCKING SPECIAL
00:43:00 <AzzA> COS IM A CREEEEEEEEEEEP
00:43:00 <AzzA> IM A WEIRDOOOOOOOO
00:43:00 <Serenity> ive lost my other eyeball taper :(
00:43:00 <Liinda> awh, i make u laff?
00:43:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
00:43:00 <Serenity> bet the fucking cats knocked it off somewhere
00:44:00 <AzzA> haha cats
00:44:00 <Liinda> oh, i just remembered...
00:44:00 <AzzA> they do the darndest things
00:44:00 <Bastardly_One> are they like flesh coloured the plastic?
00:44:00 <Liinda> i saw 2 baby possums on my fence this evening...
00:44:00 <AzzA> :o
00:44:00 <Bastardly_One> and blue eyeballs?
00:44:00 <AzzA> possums are everywhere in melbourne
00:44:00 <Liinda> i stopped to just look at them, they were so cute.. they stopped and were looking at me
00:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> Azza?
00:45:00 <Liinda> they were cuteeeeeeeeeee, big eyes and long tails
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> they're a decent gauge ... I like the gauge under them ... if the same ones I am thinking of
00:45:00 <AzzA> i remember when i was in FTG you drive down the street and see 100's of them scampering up power poles
00:45:00 <Loof> we either have possoms or the water pipes are about to explode
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> possums are cute but destructive
00:45:00 <Liinda> so i grabbed a rose from the garfen and help it close to one and it plucked a rose petal and started eating it from my hand
00:45:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11037818_10152667541242331_755304689399572831_n.jpg?oh=10355bb45f9e13975e314258f5d40afe&oe=55E115BB&__gda__=1440875788_17789bcdf1181b6ef3900ed5bcba412d
00:45:00 <Loof> either way fml
00:45:00 <Serenity> ^
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> the inside of my roof is fucked from them
00:45:00 <AzzA> [19:50] <katatonic_kate> peeps n' freaks
00:45:00 <AzzA> [19:58] <AzzA> sup cupkates :)
00:45:00 <AzzA> [20:00] <katatonic_kate> hey kiddo - sup?
00:45:00 <AzzA> thats as far as our convo went
00:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, that's the ones exactly
00:46:00 <Serenity> its wood though
00:46:00 <Serenity> stop them smelling as weird
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I prefer the next gauge down
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh of course
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah them
00:46:00 <AzzA> what is that?
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> saw someone with them the other day
00:46:00 <AzzA> looks like a very small breast
00:46:00 <AzzA> with an eyeball covering the nipple
00:46:00 <Serenity> how does it look like a tit
00:46:00 <Liinda> took me a while to figure out but its an ear thing
00:47:00 <Liinda> it looked like an eyeball nipple
00:47:00 <Loof> i thought it was a floppy boob at first
00:47:00 <Liinda> lol
00:47:00 <Serenity> what kind of tits do you people see
00:47:00 <Serenity> o.O
00:47:00 <AzzA> lol
00:47:00 <AzzA> i dunno what it looks like
00:47:00 <Liinda> it was weird to work out
00:47:00 <Loof> natinal geographic boobies
00:47:00 <Loof> "flaps"
00:47:00 <Serenity> its an ear lobe aaron
00:47:00 <Liinda> zulu ones
00:47:00 <Serenity> catch up
00:47:00 <Loof> lol
00:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:48:00 <AzzA> caught up kthnx
00:48:00 <AzzA> lol
00:48:00 <AzzA> i feel kind of stupid now :/
00:48:00 <Liinda> shit im tired
00:48:00 <Serenity> anyway the other one has gone missing
00:48:00 <Serenity> i bet it was the fucking cat
00:48:00 <Liinda> someone tell me a bed times story
00:48:00 <Loof> Liinda you're going to be fucked at work without sleep
00:48:00 <Loof> sleep girl
00:48:00 <AzzA> Liinda, once there were three bears.....
00:48:00 <AzzA> now there are forests full of them
00:48:00 <Loof> make ginger tea
00:49:00 <Liinda> Loof i know. :( i yawned allll day today
00:49:00 <Loof> :(
00:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone massage my shoulders! Gah
00:49:00 <Loof> that sucks
00:49:00 <Liinda> i just had moroccan mint green tea
00:49:00 <Loof> green tea not good for sleep
00:49:00 <AzzA> its cos i mispelts forrest wasnt it? :P
00:49:00 <Liinda> oh whoops
00:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> delicious
00:49:00 <Liinda> lol AzzA
00:49:00 <AzzA> wow lysdexic too the max tonight
00:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:50:00 <Loof> SpAzzAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
00:50:00 <AzzA> i think im jim jefferies funny, tbh
00:51:00 <AzzA> Loof....calm down
00:51:00 <Loof> straya
00:51:00 <Liinda> i struggled to australia as a kid
00:51:00 <Liinda> i still do a little
00:51:00 <Loof> whatsa matter you, gotta no respect, itsa nica place, it's a not so bad
00:51:00 <AzzA> i didnt even have to get a boat here
00:51:00 <Loof> ASHUTUPYAFACE
00:52:00 <Liinda> its a mariooooooooooo
00:52:00 <Loof> lol
00:52:00 <AzzA> where's a luigi/
00:52:00 <AzzA> its a not so bad!
00:52:00 <Liinda> he's a makin the pizzaaaa
00:52:00 <Loof> see sterotypes suck
00:52:00 <Loof> :P
00:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> not if you're awesome
00:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hair flicks*
00:53:00 <Loof> awesome at obedience
00:53:00 <AzzA> Liinda...where you waving your hands around when you said he was a making a pizzzzza?
00:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> on that note I'm going to bed
00:54:00 <Loof> wish i was
00:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
00:54:00 <AzzA> i just get this vision, of my late nonna, she used to wave her hands around when talking about making a pizza
00:54:00 <Loof> night
00:54:00 <Liinda> im italian, my hands are waving like an air traffic controller
00:54:00 <Serenity> lol
00:54:00 <Loof> how do you type and do hand gestures at the same time Liinda? :{P
00:54:00 <Liinda> so hard to type lol
00:54:00 <Loof> lol
00:54:00 <Liinda> hehehehe i ype with one hand
00:55:00 <AzzA> and your index finger and thumb always seem to be touching each other
00:55:00 <Loof> lol
00:55:00 <AzzA> making belissimo gestures
00:55:00 <Liinda> and do the hand gesture with all my finger tips bunched together and shaking my hand, like Ohhh!!! Eyyy!!!
00:55:00 <Loof> such a fun chick
00:55:00 <AzzA> lol
00:55:00 <AzzA> haha yes, i know that gesture
00:55:00 <Liinda> hahaha
00:56:00 <Serenity> the fact Liinda is italian makes her about 100 times hotter
00:56:00 <Loof> the world would suck without italy
00:56:00 <Loof> and italians
00:56:00 <AzzA> i have sen it while some italian man was wiping stuff off his neck and chick
00:56:00 <AzzA> with an angry look on his face
00:56:00 <Loof> i'd hardly eat
00:56:00 <AzzA> like her couldbnt believe he got food on his chin
00:56:00 <AzzA> he*
00:56:00 <milk> there are three basic indian hand gestures: screwing in a lightbulb, pinch of salt and dismissed
00:57:00 <AzzA> wow
00:57:00 <Liinda> lol azza
00:57:00 <AzzA> neck and chin
00:57:00 <AzzA> ive got women on my mind tonight :/
00:57:00 <Serenity> u speel gud
00:57:00 <Liinda> haha Serenity
00:57:00 <AzzA> i spell reel guud
00:58:00 <Liinda> okies me thinks its time for bed
00:58:00 <AzzA> when the moon hits your eyes like a bit pizza pie thats amore'!!!
00:58:00 <Liinda> lol
00:58:00 <Liinda> goodnight lovelies x
00:58:00 <Liinda> if loof comes back pls tell him i said night too
00:58:00 <AzzA> when you get hit by jug in south auckland pub thats MAORI!!!
00:59:00 <Liinda> lmao
00:59:00 <AzzA> :o
00:59:00 <AzzA> nighty night miss Liinda :)
00:59:00 <AzzA> sweet dreams :)
00:59:00 <Liinda> nights AzzA!! thanks will do n you too when u get there
00:59:00 <Liinda> Night Serenity x
03:11:00 <milk> yep, jokes on me, I been wasting my time reading a Koran
09:35:00 <Fez> mewbewbs
09:39:00 <psYbR> mewbs
10:03:00 <Mew> hey hey hey
11:21:00 <tisk> morning melbourne
11:30:00 <tisk> weow we we wow o
11:30:00 <tisk> wew wit
11:30:00 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSUPourS_dQ
11:30:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: NUKE EM techno track 2015 Uploader: BooOMPmusic Uploaded: Published on Apr 11, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 37 Seconds
11:53:00 <hammercock> hey guys
11:53:00 <hammercock> and girls
11:55:00 <hammercock> anyone?
11:55:00 <nate> cocks dont talk ;D
11:55:00 <hammercock> this one does!
12:03:00 <tisk> tove lo - i gonna remix stay high
12:03:00 <tisk> lols
12:13:00 <Taco> http://www.smh.com.au/comment/have-siren-will-harass-in-nsw-the-policed-state-20150322-1m504p.html
12:22:00 <tisk> doctor
12:28:00 <nate> i can be the law, punch double parkers in the face
12:33:00 <nate> if u dont enforce the law, everyone will start double parking, then road rage will happen:)
12:33:00 <nate> i will see tisk in his barina double parked
12:34:00 <nate> i will have to kill him
12:34:00 <nate> end.
13:07:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
14:31:00 <Loof> http://i.imgur.com/MJwy5xI.jpg
14:38:00 <Loof> http://imgur.com/Q0LDg4k | http://2damnfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Black-People-Camouflage-In-Hot-Shots-Part-Deux.gif
14:40:00 <Skirmish> I hate social media. Kayne West jumping into a lake is trending.
14:42:00 <Taco> http://www.smh.com.au/comment/have-siren-will-harass-in-nsw-the-policed-state-20150322-1m504p.html
14:45:00 <Skirmish> More people crying because they broke estalished rules. Got what they deserve.
14:46:00 <nate> people always say they should be out catching bad guys, revenue raising is always more important:)
14:46:00 <Skirmish> They only make revenue off people breaking the law.
14:47:00 <Skirmish> You don't get fined for doing the speed limit and stopping at red lights.
14:47:00 <nate> i want them to stake out my local traffic lights for people doing illegal u-turns
14:47:00 <nate> it would be da best day ever
14:49:00 <Serenity> happy boob day
14:49:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/b9/2f/b92f2bd20f9300c9fc8c0988c6f79222.jpg
14:50:00 <Skirmish> http://www.theage.com.au/sport/motorsport/lewis-hamilton-criticised-for-spraying-formula-one-hostess-in-face-with-champagne-20150414-1mkelg.html <---- LOL the look on that chicks face.
14:51:00 <psYbR> yay boobs
14:51:00 <Loof> nsfw would be good :)
14:51:00 <Loof> happy boob day
14:51:00 <Loof> duh loof
14:51:00 <Loof> kinda gives it away
14:51:00 <Serenity> lol
14:51:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA @ Loof at work.
14:52:00 <Skirmish> Translated to 'What is the cranky asian bride saw it and beat me up'.
14:52:00 <Skirmish> if*
14:52:00 <nate> i thought u was spose to spray it on them
14:52:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpUI-KXz7xc
14:52:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mortal Kombat X: Every Fatality and X-Ray in 1080p 60fps Views: 32,281 Uploader: IGNentertainment Uploaded: Published on Apr 13, 2015 Duration: 19 Minutes 29 Seconds
14:52:00 <TheRiddler> some of them are gruesome
14:53:00 <TheRiddler> like the buzz saw 1
14:57:00 <tisk> lol
14:57:00 <Skirmish> Not a fan of the Mortal Kombat series. That just seems overdone.
14:57:00 <tisk> i want mortal kombat 10 is it gonna be on ps3
14:57:00 <tisk> ?
14:58:00 <Serenity> nsfw https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/ce/24/ce2482d03d1cee048208063b544889ed.jpg
14:58:00 <tisk> nsfw?
14:58:00 <tisk> nfsw
14:58:00 <tisk> need for speed windows
14:59:00 <tisk> mascato is nice drink
15:00:00 <tisk> i used to do 12 hit fatalitys in mk armageddon
15:00:00 <tisk> TheRiddler
15:00:00 <tisk> or 11
15:00:00 <tisk> but they said the max was 10
15:00:00 <Skirmish> tisk: NSFW = Loof had best be careful or get a whoopin off his mail order bride.
15:00:00 <Loof> lol http://new1.fjcdn.com/pictures/Look+again_4c6f12_5513088.jpg
15:01:00 <Serenity> ok lets just assume anythig i post is nsfw
15:01:00 <psYbR> hahaha
15:01:00 <Serenity> im not saying that every time i post something
15:01:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/ee/a5/eea5367ef627ba773994a4f9f902d519.jpg
15:01:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/43/a5/43a5bb3498bb60c43597894322f982da.jpg
15:01:00 <Skirmish> Bit over SG's.
15:01:00 <Serenity> sucks to be you
15:04:00 <tisk> Serenity ^
15:04:00 <tisk> but what are those pics
15:04:00 <tisk> i dont know the website so i dont click
15:05:00 <Skirmish> Chicks with tattoos and tits.
15:05:00 <tisk> oh
15:05:00 <Loof> i'd like to see the first one with her arms down to fully gauge droopage
15:05:00 <TheRiddler> grosses fatality so far
15:06:00 <TheRiddler> have your organs ripped out through your mouth
15:06:00 <TheRiddler> *having
15:06:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/b6/7a/b67af21b14cb43869a0f58a97a732695.jpg
15:06:00 <TheRiddler> johnny cage and cassie cage have the funniest
15:06:00 <Loof> what a shame
15:06:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/c2/be/c2be2cecc143d63fbe15bc616033df6a.jpg
15:07:00 <Serenity> .
15:07:00 <Skirmish> lol oh dear Loof is pretending to be an authority on breasts.
15:07:00 <Serenity> theyre not even saggy
15:07:00 <Serenity> lol
15:08:00 <psYbR> lol he's not wrong though
15:08:00 <Skirmish> Stop watching Hentai Loof. Real breasts are never that perky.
15:08:00 <TheRon> they be nice breasts
15:08:00 <Loof> i've got no problem discriminating against droopage as women have no problem discriminating over the size of a guys penis/bank balance
15:08:00 <psYbR> it seems to be a prerequisite of being a SG that you have average boobs
15:08:00 <Loof> it's only fiar
15:08:00 <Serenity> psYbR we cant be friends anymore
15:08:00 <tisk> i rule
15:08:00 <psYbR> good body, cool style, average boobs
15:08:00 <Skirmish> I think women would reject you well before they knew what size your penis was or how much money you had.
15:09:00 <tisk> farout no shit
15:09:00 <psYbR> lol ^
15:09:00 <Serenity> and look thats what real boobs look like. the placement of her nipples is normal for their size they arent even saggy
15:09:00 <Loof> they're a bit saggy
15:09:00 <tisk> Serenity if i saw your boobs i wouldnt want to see neother ones ever
15:09:00 <psYbR> dw sez I like your boobs
15:09:00 <Serenity> fuck off chris
15:09:00 <Loof> i've seen plenty of boobs with no sag
15:09:00 <Serenity> no they arent at all loof
15:09:00 <Skirmish> You are such a liar Loof.
15:09:00 <Loof> lets change the subject
15:09:00 <psYbR> i would use the word "frumpy"
15:10:00 <Loof> i see this is persnoal
15:10:00 <psYbR> or perhaps flapjack
15:10:00 <TheRon> if you can touch them, the're real
15:10:00 <Serenity> her nipples would have to be well below the attachment to her chest before they would even be considered 'saggy'
15:10:00 <Loof> they're about a 5/10
15:10:00 <Serenity> have a fold isnt sag.
15:10:00 <Skirmish> Serenity, stop and look at who you are arguing with about this with.
15:10:00 <Serenity> yeah i know
15:10:00 <Serenity> its just frustrating
15:11:00 <Loof> 10 beeing 18 year old perky, 1 being granny tits
15:11:00 <TheRon> loof you take what you can get
15:11:00 <Serenity> you are too old to even be thinking about an 18 year olds tits
15:11:00 <Loof> i know :(
15:11:00 <Skirmish> You have to be 18 to have perky tits? Loof is clueless.
15:11:00 <tisk> um Loof just be glad u have the internet and can see tits
15:11:00 <Loof> 5/10 is reality for me
15:11:00 <tisk> and shutup
15:11:00 <Loof> so proceed
15:12:00 <Serenity> lol her tits are perfection
15:12:00 <nate> i agree with loof 5/10 :)
15:12:00 <Loof> we'll never agree
15:12:00 <Loof> so more bewbs!!!
15:12:00 <Loof> :P
15:12:00 <ShadowLurker> ive been missing out on sg
15:12:00 <ShadowLurker> damn work
15:12:00 <Skirmish> Apart from his mother, Aunties and other relations .... Loof has only seen 1 pair of breasts in his life that he wouldn't be slapped for touching .... although I bet even she slaps him now.
15:12:00 <Serenity> nate you agree with anyone whos not me your opinion doesnt count for fuck all
15:12:00 <TheRon> why can't ppl be happy and go BREASTS!!!!!
15:13:00 <Serenity> because everyones a critic
15:13:00 <Serenity> now you get no more boobs
15:13:00 <Loof> L(
15:13:00 <Loof> :(
15:13:00 <psYbR> i would like more boobs pls
15:13:00 <nate> i want loofs boobs
15:13:00 <ShadowLurker> send them to me
15:13:00 <Serenity> nup
15:13:00 <Skirmish> Google Suicide Girls.
15:13:00 <psYbR> Serenity, pls.
15:13:00 <TheRon> why did i do?? i want more breasts
15:13:00 <ShadowLurker> google wont show you
15:13:00 <ShadowLurker> tumblr boobs
15:13:00 <Skirmish> Loof has ruined it for you TheRon.
15:13:00 <nate> the internet is harsh for judgement
15:13:00 <TheRon> damn you loof
15:14:00 <Loof> that is perfection: https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/b9/2f/b92f2bd20f9300c9fc8c0988c6f79222.jpg
15:14:00 <TheRon> ruining things for everyone
15:14:00 <Loof> except the tatts
15:14:00 <Serenity> shes laying down
15:14:00 <Serenity> her tits do exactly what the other girls did
15:14:00 <nate> loof that is 3/10
15:14:00 <Serenity> because that is normal
15:14:00 <nate> haha perfection
15:14:00 <Loof> i just go by what my penis says
15:14:00 <Loof> sorry you dont agree with my weener
15:14:00 <TheRon> she's upside down
15:14:00 <Serenity> even my tits look like that when i lay down
15:15:00 <nate> loof likes you then Serenity:)
15:15:00 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/r/boobs
15:15:00 <Skirmish> Now it will be silent in here for hours.
15:15:00 <Serenity> nate fuck off youre worse than christ or BlackDevil
15:15:00 <Serenity> chris
15:15:00 <nate> winning
15:16:00 <psYbR> http://i.imgur.com/Q5bx7.jpg
15:16:00 <psYbR> ^ nice boobs
15:16:00 <Serenity> nah
15:16:00 <TheRon> i'll just take those pics into the bushes for a bit
15:16:00 <Loof> holy shit those defy gravity
15:16:00 <nate> fake boobs?
15:16:00 <psYbR> not fake if you can touch them
15:16:00 <Loof> big and 0% droopage
15:16:00 <Loof> how is that possible
15:16:00 <Loof> *drools*
15:16:00 <Serenity> cause theyre not real.
15:16:00 <psYbR> you'll note, Loof, that there is no SG logo
15:17:00 <Serenity> taste in your arses
15:17:00 <psYbR> how can these boobs be real if our eyes aren't real
15:17:00 <TheRon> it'd be like dating a yacht
15:18:00 <Serenity> Skirmish at least 3 people here will be fapping now because of you
15:18:00 <Serenity> how does that make you feel
15:19:00 <Skirmish> Like I need a shower.
15:19:00 <psYbR> aroused, probably
15:19:00 <Serenity> lol
15:19:00 <TheRon> i saw get real today and my advice is don't
15:19:00 <TheRon> get hard i mean
15:20:00 <Skirmish> How old is Loof's kid? It has been at least 9 months on top of how old the kid is since Loof has had the opportunity to prematurely ejaculate near something with a pulse.
15:20:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/hj8M28h.jpg
15:21:00 <nate> thats much better riddler
15:21:00 <Loof> yawn die skirmish
15:22:00 <nate> loof has a kid?
15:22:00 <nate> awesome!
15:22:00 <TheRon> of his own?
15:22:00 <Skirmish> He thinks so ... but I would not at all be surprised if his mrs cheated on him with the neighbour.
15:22:00 <nate> he has a wife
15:22:00 <nate> this gets better
15:22:00 <Skirmish> She just wants residency.
15:24:00 <nate> i like loofy hes odd:)
15:25:00 <TheRon> now where were we? breasts!
15:26:00 <Skirmish> You should all go and google 'Brooke Wylde'
15:27:00 <nate> http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/windowlicker.jpg
15:27:00 <nate> there ya go boobs
15:47:00 <ShadowLurker> http://38.media.tumblr.com/cc7f17b72b908de0a61f92058d9a4e3b/tumblr_mt4e18Q8YN1rkjb0oo1_400.gif
15:49:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maa3p707dw1qz7dr7o1_1280.jpg
15:56:00 <TheRon> ground control to major tom
15:56:00 <zaim> gta 5 for pc is 7dvds and needs 65gb of hdd lol
15:57:00 <TheRiddler> why not a blu-ray version
15:57:00 <nate> its worth it
15:57:00 <TheRon> damn
15:58:00 <zaim> bluray isnt the standard yet
15:59:00 <zaim> its gonna take me all night to install it though as im using a usb dvd drive
16:01:00 <TheRiddler> ouch
16:01:00 <TheRon> games are no substitute for the real thing
16:01:00 <TheRiddler> maybe they'll release a blu-ray edition for those who want it on blu-ray
16:03:00 <TheRiddler> hai DemonsRun
16:04:00 <zaim> maybe
16:14:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh theres boob links but you all talk about bloody video games
16:14:00 <ShadowLurker> hopeless
16:14:00 <TheRon> seems wrong to me
16:15:00 <TheRon> seems gay
16:16:00 <ShadowLurker> lost
16:16:00 <ShadowLurker> no moar boobs
16:17:00 <TheRon> selley's no more boobs
16:19:00 <Taco> http://www.smh.com.au/comment/have-siren-will-harass-in-nsw-the-policed-state-20150322-1m504p.html
16:23:00 <TheRon> you've been thunderstruck
16:24:00 <TokenDaRing> ooooooo
16:33:00 <Taco> http://bit.ly/1xcesZk
16:36:00 <Taco> You know only 21% of my irc time is spent talking to people
16:36:00 <TheRiddler> you should make it 0
16:37:00 <Taco> https://www.dropbox.com/s/ppqothec5jg7kkf/2015-03-12%2016-25-44.626.jpg?dl=0
16:37:00 <Taco> y so serious
16:38:00 <TheRon> they stopped showing boobs
16:38:00 <TheRiddler> just realised I forgot to change sound settings on my ps3
16:39:00 <TheRon> mew they were showing boobs before now they've stopped
16:40:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRiddler was the worst batman evil guy
16:40:00 <TokenDaRing> even the penguin was more badass
16:40:00 <TheRiddler> TheRiddler was never a bad ass
16:41:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
16:41:00 <TheRon> new batman evil guy, the mogul, kind of looks like rupert murdoch
16:42:00 <TokenDaRing> just give him a scare
16:42:00 <Mew> Awwww
16:42:00 <TokenDaRing> he'll have a stroke and cark it
16:42:00 <Mew> I wanna show boobs
16:42:00 <TokenDaRing> Mew: tisk wants a peek
16:42:00 <TheRiddler> he was more like the annoying guy you cant ignore
16:43:00 <TheRiddler> :p
16:43:00 <Taco> and he was ginger
16:44:00 <TheRon> could "the bogan" be a batman guy??
16:44:00 <TheRiddler> no he was not
16:44:00 <TheRon> he has a mansion in frankston
16:45:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: do an Adam West batman episode with tisk as the bad guy called Bogan Man
16:45:00 <nate> whats tisk gonna do not clean up his unit
16:45:00 <TheRon> he's evil, he stops centerlink payments for everybody
16:45:00 <TokenDaRing> nate that's par for the course
16:46:00 <nate> will he go outside today
16:46:00 <nate> mayhem!
16:46:00 <TheRiddler> TheRiddler was never ginger
16:46:00 <TokenDaRing> nate: nah people might break in and touch his dishes
16:46:00 <TheRiddler> sheesh
16:46:00 <TheRiddler> you know nothing
16:46:00 <TokenDaRing> "They moved my plate!"
16:46:00 <TheRiddler> I have started watching daredevil
16:46:00 <TheRon> the sereies?
16:47:00 <TheRiddler> yes
16:47:00 <nate> i watched it, its alright
16:49:00 <nate> currently on the news in america is this couple who let their children roam free to help them be grown ups or something shit like that, intill they go missing ???:D
16:50:00 <TheRon> ah free range children
16:50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:50:00 <TheRiddler> reminds me of simpsons
16:50:00 <TokenDaRing> good eatings
16:50:00 <TokenDaRing> roast em fry em boil em
16:50:00 <nate> isnt it illegal to leave ya kids unattended at home under 12 years old in australia?
16:50:00 <TokenDaRing> yes
16:50:00 <TokenDaRing> it is
16:50:00 <TheRiddler> yep
16:50:00 <nate> so its legal to let them run around outside ?
16:51:00 <TokenDaRing> well, it's not illegal
16:51:00 <TokenDaRing> but
16:51:00 <TokenDaRing> doing so in an unhealthy way would get the department of child services down on you
16:51:00 <TheRiddler> child negligence
16:51:00 <TokenDaRing> or whatever they are called in each state
16:55:00 <nate> funny how things work out, u gotta give your kids shots to protect them, but u can let them rule the streets no worries ;l
16:57:00 <TokenDaRing> nate you can rule me no worries buddy
16:57:00 <nate> im 2 dumb to a be a ruler
16:58:00 <nate> :P~
16:58:00 <TokenDaRing> nah you're a top bloke
16:58:00 <nate> i need to goto the wizard to get a heart
16:59:00 <nate> im watching hitman reborn anime ;P
17:00:00 <nate> its funny
17:05:00 <nate> a baby shoots this teenager with a gun to give him his dying will, eg i should have put clean sheets on my bed .... then he gets shot with said dying will bullet and his clothes pop off (boxers still on) and does the task with amazing skill.. said teenager will become head of the family mafia hitmen if all goes well.
17:05:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
17:06:00 <nate> http://reborn.wikia.com/wiki/Dying_Will_Mode
17:06:00 <nate> there ya go ShadowLurker:)
17:06:00 <TheRon> all you people hide your faces, all you people in the street
17:07:00 <TheRon> all you zombies
17:09:00 <TheRon> for some reason the band, the hooters, appeals
17:10:00 <Serenity> its not actually illegal to leave kids under 12 unattended at home, you can get in trouble for leaving any minor alone if its determined to be unreasonable though
17:10:00 <TheRon> like the say the dad leaving the kids alone to go see the strippers
17:11:00 <ShadowLurker> noone cares nate you fucking troll stfu
17:13:00 <nate> surely someone cares
17:13:00 <nate> what about god
17:13:00 <TokenDaRing> nope nate
17:13:00 <TokenDaRing> sorry
17:13:00 <nate> waaah!
17:13:00 <TheRon> i care about strippers
17:14:00 <nate> my mate likes strippers hes usually that drunk he picks out the ugly ones
17:14:00 <TheRon> a chubby chaser?
17:14:00 <nate> flatchested
17:14:00 <Floss> the D squad
17:14:00 <nate> that is ugly right ;D
17:14:00 <Floss> the ones that are out during school hours
17:14:00 <Sunbeam> morning all :)
17:15:00 <Floss> morning? where the f are you?
17:15:00 <nate> the hi beamin!
17:15:00 <Sunbeam> England
17:15:00 <Sunbeam> hi nate :)
17:15:00 <nate> beeeh is coming to visit you soon sunbeam
17:15:00 <Sunbeam> hi Floss :)
17:15:00 <Floss> Sunbeam you left your weather here
17:15:00 <Sunbeam> sunshine?
17:16:00 <nate> good ol beeeh :D
17:16:00 <Sunbeam> with a hint of wind, rain, snow
17:16:00 <Sunbeam> ?
17:16:00 <TheRiddler> are you a girl or guy Sunbeam?
17:16:00 <Floss> its black at 3pm and raining sideways
17:16:00 <Sunbeam> let me guess...bet beeh is visiting London?
17:16:00 <Sunbeam> hi TheRiddler I'm a woman :)
17:16:00 <TheRon> thats what she said
17:17:00 <Sunbeam> hi TheRon :)
17:17:00 <TheRiddler> do you have blonde hair and a lesbian
17:17:00 <TheRon> hello
17:17:00 <TheRiddler> there's a girl looking for 1 lol
17:17:00 <Sunbeam> I'm about a 5 hour drive from london
17:17:00 <TheRiddler> :p
17:17:00 <nate> beams is happily married to god
17:17:00 <Floss> OMG ITS JESUS
17:17:00 <TheRon> jesus wants you for a sunbeam
17:17:00 <Sunbeam> I'm not a lesbien and i don't have blonde hair
17:17:00 <Floss> ..is that right? ive never been good with fairytales
17:18:00 <Floss> get.out.
17:18:00 <Sunbeam> he can't have me TheRon ...I'm already taken
17:18:00 <TheRiddler> damn
17:18:00 <TheRon> i'm a lesbian in a man's body
17:18:00 <TheRiddler> I wanted to be match maker
17:18:00 <TheRiddler> :p
17:18:00 <nate> i always like that saying TheRon, what u have no penis :D
17:18:00 <Floss> i matched my mouth to rocky road
17:18:00 <Floss> good match
17:18:00 <Sunbeam> i do however have a degree in sarcasm .....and not afraid to use it lol
17:19:00 <Sunbeam> providing i know it won't get wasted
17:19:00 <Sunbeam> :P
17:19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:19:00 <TheRon> my penis is japanese
17:19:00 <TheRon> so small!!
17:20:00 <TheRiddler> same
17:20:00 <Floss> and your butthole is mexican
17:20:00 <TheRiddler> better than indian
17:20:00 <Floss> its brown and hairy
17:20:00 <Sunbeam> i was gonna comment but then thought it might be classed as a racist comment....and I'm not racist
17:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:20:00 <Floss> i need to go back to the kitchen and make a sammich brb
17:22:00 <TheRon> tell you all the story of the joker and thief in the night
17:22:00 <TheRiddler> wifely duties
17:22:00 <TheRiddler> :p
17:22:00 <TheRon> why did the woman cross the road??
17:22:00 <TheRon> not the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen
17:23:00 <Sunbeam> don't give up your day job
17:23:00 <TheRon> cheers
17:23:00 <Floss> OKOK this is my FAVOURITE JOKE
17:23:00 <Sunbeam> your jokes suck!
17:23:00 <Floss> Why do women get their period?
17:24:00 <TheRon> ok tell us
17:24:00 <Floss> Cause they FUCKING DESERVE IT
17:24:00 <Floss> :D:D:D:D
17:25:00 <Floss> OHOH ANOTHER ONE
17:25:00 <Floss> Whats white, and lives in trees?
17:25:00 <nate> Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
17:25:00 <nate> A: "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
17:26:00 <nate> who knows
17:26:00 <Floss> a Fridge
17:26:00 <Floss> looooooooool
17:26:00 <TheRon> whats the difference between a gay man and a fridge?
17:26:00 <TheRon> the fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out
17:27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:27:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: you love a good stick of salami?
17:27:00 <TheRon> too early?
17:27:00 <Floss> Whats the difference between your mum and a washing machine? After I dump my load in the washing machine it doesnt follow me around for 3 weeks
17:28:00 <TheRon> sliced of course
17:28:00 <nate> What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.
17:28:00 <nate> snappo
17:28:00 <Floss> loooooool
17:28:00 <Floss> i looove the sexist ones
17:29:00 <TheRon> sunbeam doesn't apparently
17:29:00 <Sunbeam> what's that?
17:29:00 <Sunbeam> i wasn't paying attention to this room lol
17:29:00 <nate> Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
17:29:00 <Floss> LOOOOOL
17:30:00 <TheRon> i just thought i'd wake you up
17:30:00 <Sunbeam> i am awake ..eating my breakfast
17:30:00 <TheRon> bacon sarni?
17:30:00 <Sunbeam> nahhh
17:30:00 <Sunbeam> weetabix with a sliced banana
17:30:00 <TheRon> you can get weetbix in london?
17:31:00 <Sunbeam> I'm not in London
17:31:00 <Sunbeam> but yes u can
17:31:00 <TheRon> my mistake
17:31:00 <Floss> hey hey, we say youre in london, youre in london.
17:31:00 <Sunbeam> I'm in South Yorkshire
17:31:00 <Floss> YOURE IN LONDON
17:31:00 <Sunbeam> am a Yorkie...not a Cockney
17:32:00 <Floss> oh i have one of you, you shit on the lawn and run into glass doors
17:32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:32:00 <TheRon> i have family roots in yorkshire
17:32:00 <Floss> lol
17:32:00 <TheRon> my family also came from there
17:32:00 <Floss> family roots
17:33:00 <Sunbeam> where abarts in yorkshire?
17:33:00 <Floss> i dont root my family
17:33:00 <TheRon> some river was named after us
17:33:00 <TheRiddler> my grandma was from manchester
17:33:00 <nate> Floss dont lie 2 me:)
17:33:00 <TheRiddler> gross
17:33:00 <Floss> rofl
17:34:00 <Sunbeam> manchester ....45 mins down motorway from me
17:34:00 <TheRon> one of those surnames where if you have it you're a cousin
17:35:00 <TheRiddler> same here
17:35:00 <Floss> o flaherty
17:35:00 <Floss> shamus oshaunessy!
17:35:00 <TheRiddler> I have a welsh surename
17:35:00 <TheRiddler> *surname
17:35:00 <TheRiddler> that's probably I find sheep attractive :P
17:36:00 <Floss> i dont care where i come from
17:36:00 <TheRiddler> jokes
17:36:00 <Floss> mongrels make the best pets anyway
17:36:00 <TheRon> how do new zealanders find sheep in long grass??
17:36:00 <TheRon> very satisfying
17:36:00 <Floss> lol
17:38:00 <TheRiddler> maybe the english tried to dump the welsh in newzealand
17:38:00 <Floss> oo im doing smelly farts
17:43:00 <nate> protein shake?
17:44:00 <faux> Oh
17:44:00 <faux> I just saw a Kynetic joke on fb
17:44:00 <faux> Where is he
17:44:00 <Floss> crikey im cranking out some corker farts atm
17:45:00 <faux> Set your ass on fire
17:46:00 <TheRon> giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon
17:46:00 <Floss> i fart at the full moon
17:46:00 <TheRon> you light them?
17:47:00 <Floss> no. i AM a lady afterall
17:48:00 <nate> yes i am a gorilla afer all
17:49:00 <nate> of after:0
17:49:00 <nate> DAMN it
17:49:00 <Floss> lol
17:49:00 <Floss> words are hard
17:49:00 <nate> TheRon hold my hand to make me feel better
17:50:00 <nate> TheRiddler gotham is out
17:50:00 <nate> u can watch yourself
17:51:00 <TheRon> floss are you a lady or a little brittain "lady"?
17:51:00 <nate> theron what about meeeh!
17:51:00 <TheRon> it isn't fair
17:52:00 <Floss> I AM A LADY
17:52:00 <Floss> Istroke kittens and press flowers and shit
17:52:00 <TheRon> you like to day lady things?
17:52:00 <TheRon> do
17:53:00 <nate> Floss now has 100 messages
17:53:00 <nate> hAWt
17:53:00 <Floss> i got married 2 weeks ago. game over
17:54:00 <nate> cool, cheating already
17:54:00 <nate> for shame ;D
17:54:00 <TheRon> what a wicked game to play
17:54:00 <Floss> cheating?
17:54:00 <TheRon> to make me feel this way
17:54:00 <nate> TheRon would u run away with me?
17:54:00 <ShadowLurker> *03:53:36 PM* <Floss> i got married 2 weeks ago. game over <---who says
17:55:00 <TheRon> you a chick with boobs and everything?
17:55:00 <nate> yes i got them 2 weeks ago
17:55:00 <nate> cha ching!
17:55:00 <TheRon> so the penis is still there?
17:55:00 <Floss> shadowlurker id hope it was game over for these guys hassling me lol
17:55:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
17:56:00 <Serenity> just nakes the game more fun :p
17:56:00 <Floss> lol ok
17:56:00 <TheRon> boobs serenity
17:56:00 <Floss> BEWBS!
17:57:00 <Serenity> lol
17:57:00 <nate> mammories
17:57:00 <ShadowLurker> no
17:57:00 <ShadowLurker> you cunts
17:57:00 <ShadowLurker> i posted so nice sets
17:57:00 <ShadowLurker> and you all talked about games
17:57:00 <Floss> pee on them shadowlurker so everyone knows they are yours
17:57:00 <ShadowLurker> some*
17:57:00 <TheRon> that fall out boy song, thanks for the mammories
17:57:00 <faux> so nice sets
17:58:00 <nate> urine for all
17:58:00 <faux> Mmm
17:58:00 <faux> Tit
17:58:00 <TheRon> that sweet sweet taste of tit
17:58:00 <faux> Speaking of
17:58:00 <faux> This lasagne sucks
17:58:00 <nate> tilt
17:59:00 <nate> why do pinball machines have tilt
17:59:00 <Floss> have you seen the vid where a guy randomly uses some old ladys tit for the drum solo in that feel it in the air tonight song
17:59:00 <nate> someone answer me!
17:59:00 <TheRon> nate myles is a tit
17:59:00 <faux> Because google
17:59:00 <faux> Floss I'd get em out for Phil collins
18:00:00 <TheRon> elvis costello?
18:01:00 <TheRon> she is watching the detectives, it's so cute
18:01:00 <nate> ohh tilt is for when people are cheating and rocking the ball to keep it in play, prevents this ;D
18:01:00 <ShadowLurker> noones interested nate
18:01:00 <nate> such is life ShadowLurker:)
18:02:00 <faux> Have u cunts seen the wedding ringer
18:02:00 <TheRon> is it a porno?
18:02:00 <faux> No
18:02:00 <nate> faux its got a black guy in it
18:03:00 <TheRiddler> I just took a huge dump
18:03:00 <faux> So
18:03:00 <faux> Are you racist :'(
18:03:00 <TheRiddler> I feel much better
18:03:00 <Floss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DHjTvq3n58
18:03:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ORIGNAL DJ Slaps Girl in The Boobs To Phill Colins Tune In a Wedding Views: 46,166 Uploader: worrior4ever Uploaded: May 18, 2010 Duration: 0 Minutes 53 Seconds
18:03:00 <faux> Nice ash
18:03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:03:00 <faux> My poop has hardened up a bit today
18:04:00 <TheRon> why didn't i think of that
18:04:00 <TheRiddler> I have moist butt wipes now
18:04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:04:00 <faux> I use baby wipes when I poop
18:04:00 <faux> But then dry with toilet poop
18:04:00 <faux> I mean
18:04:00 <faux> Toilet paper LOL
18:04:00 <TheRiddler> gross
18:04:00 <faux> cos ew @ wet butt
18:04:00 <TheRiddler> yes
18:04:00 <nate> i dont use the toilet
18:04:00 <TheRon> faux bread, lots of fibre
18:04:00 <TheRiddler> says you're meant to use only 2 pieces at a time
18:04:00 <nate> just poop in the shower
18:05:00 <faux> I've had too much fibre
18:05:00 <faux> That's why I had diahreea yesterday
18:05:00 <TheRiddler> so I use dry then clean up with moist
18:05:00 <faux> No I use wet then toilet paper
18:05:00 <faux> Cos wet butt is gross
18:05:00 <nate> 2 much fibre?
18:05:00 <TheRiddler> too much gluten
18:05:00 <TheRiddler> :p
18:06:00 <TheRon> gluten would make it come out like glue surely
18:07:00 <TheRon> al green - let's stay together
18:08:00 <nate> Notorious B.I.G. feat Diddy & Nelly - Nasty girl
18:08:00 <TheRon> sorry i'm not street enough
18:09:00 <Serenity> WOBBLY SAUSAGE
18:09:00 <ShadowLurker> AAAAHAHAHAHAHA
18:09:00 <faux> Lmao
18:09:00 <faux> Best vid
18:10:00 <faux> Have any of you tried slendier noodles
18:10:00 <faux> Pasta*
18:10:00 <TheRiddler> are they the low carb ones?
18:10:00 <TheRon> still with the poop talk
18:11:00 <faux> Yeah
18:11:00 <TheRiddler> yes
18:11:00 <faux> 8 calories per 100g
18:11:00 <faux> No sugar no fat nothing
18:11:00 <faux> Do u like it
18:11:00 <TheRiddler> for some reason they're very watery
18:11:00 <faux> I've been enjoying it
18:11:00 <nate> theron immerse yourself
18:11:00 <TheRiddler> you try to drain it and it's still comes out watery
18:11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:12:00 <TheRon> i avoid my nephews nappy like the plague
18:12:00 <faux> Lol
18:12:00 <faux> I've been liking it
18:12:00 <nate> whats a usual noodle have per 100g?
18:13:00 <faux> Around 350
18:13:00 <faux> calories
18:13:00 <TheRon> i gave the loch ness monster about tree fiddy
18:14:00 <nate> i guess depends on the noodle 130 to 400
18:14:00 <nate> wowzers
18:14:00 <nate> 8 is amazing
18:15:00 <TheRon> adam and the ants - stand and deliver
18:16:00 <nate> ahh its made from a vegetable
18:16:00 <nate> https://www.slendier.com/low-calorie-and-low-carb-noodle-recipe-for-weight-loss
18:16:00 <TheRon> yes ladies you can also eat a cucumber
18:18:00 <TheRon> do they know it's christmas time at all
18:20:00 <TheRon> oh did i mention poo
18:21:00 <TheRon> nate, get hard my friend
18:24:00 <TheRon> faux have you seen get hard?
18:24:00 <TheRon> don't!
18:25:00 <nate> ;]
18:25:00 <TheRon> my review would be 2 words
18:25:00 <TheRon> it's shithouse
18:26:00 <nate> shizahouzen
18:27:00 <Serenity> I need about 600 calories in my gob right now
18:27:00 <TheRon> is penis 600?
18:27:00 <TheRon> sorry that was bad
18:27:00 <Serenity> it could be
18:27:00 <Serenity> i dunno but im starving
18:28:00 <simba> TheRon films himself watching Try Not To Laugh At This videos
18:32:00 <TheRon> simba you get a bit teary when they play never tear us apart
18:33:00 <simba> yea hopefully we never try to conduct it again
18:33:00 <simba> that was a bit tears of embarrassmenty
18:34:00 <TheRon> i might do the dawn service this year
18:35:00 <TheRon> is anzac day the derby?
18:35:00 <simba> anzac day a sacred day where we pay tribute to men who slaughtered other men in the name of bloodlust
18:36:00 <simba> o thank u grandpas of yesteryear for the bloodshed
18:36:00 <simba> for we would be overpopulated without your epic culling
18:36:00 <TheRon> the service, breaky then it's sinking piss
18:36:00 <simba> hosting hawthorn
18:37:00 <simba> drink beer to remember the war
18:37:00 <simba> beer and footy thats how we remember
18:37:00 <simba> Lest We Footy
18:37:00 <TheRon> the traditional anzac day clash
18:38:00 <TheRon> don't forget the two up
18:38:00 <TheRon> where we fleece the old buggers for all that they've got
18:40:00 <simba> fuck yea
18:40:00 <simba> u get 2 rob kunts?
18:40:00 <simba> bless anzac day
18:40:00 <tisk> kk
18:40:00 <TheRon> good day for everyone
18:40:00 <simba> TheRon if i said cunt to you would you visibly wince
18:40:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:41:00 <TheRon> i don't use it so
18:41:00 <nate> what about beef curtains
18:41:00 <TheRon> arse cunt is one hell of an insult
18:41:00 <simba> only anzacs may curse
18:41:00 <simba> if youve killed 50 or more blokes in the name of australia u can curse all u want
18:41:00 <TheRon> my grandparenst fought in 3 world wars
18:42:00 <simba> christ
18:42:00 <simba> fucken winner
18:42:00 <simba> s
18:42:00 <TheRon> oh they be hard
18:42:00 <simba> win the first get a bit of confidence going
18:42:00 <simba> always good to get the early win on the board
18:43:00 <TheRon> my dad did a tour of vietnam
18:44:00 <TheRon> he booked it thru travel lodge
18:44:00 <TheRon> war is hell
18:45:00 <simba> my dad fought in star wars
18:45:00 <simba> the clone wars
18:45:00 <TheRon> dear god
18:46:00 <simba> if u examine the outtakes of ep II u can see samuel L jackson behead him with that purple saber
18:46:00 <TheRon> god damn that george lucas
18:47:00 <TheRon> that guys a prick
18:47:00 <TheRon> worse than hitler
18:47:00 <simba> he prob hates star wars now tho
18:48:00 <TheRon> surprised some nerdlinger hasn't arked up
18:48:00 <simba> it is surprising that one hasnt killed him
18:48:00 <simba> or tried to
18:48:00 <simba> if managers of second tier italian soccer sides can get death threats why cant george lucas
18:48:00 <TheRon> star wars is better than star trek
18:48:00 <TheRon> star trek is shit
18:49:00 <simba> i hate people who like star trek
18:49:00 <TheRon> me too
18:49:00 <TheRon> wanna make out?
18:49:00 <simba> wow gay
18:49:00 <simba> ^^^^ gay irc user
18:49:00 <TheRon> nothing suss
18:49:00 <simba> not that theres anything wrong with that - jerry seinfeld 1946
18:50:00 <TheRon> exactly
18:50:00 <ooomp> 1986*
18:50:00 <TheRon> i mean thats fine if that's who you are
18:50:00 <ooomp> You know what's fine? Chatting on yesterday's chat network
18:50:00 <TheRon> ooomp what does anzac day mean to you?
18:51:00 <ooomp> Public holiday first and foremost
18:51:00 <TheRon> anything else?
18:51:00 <ooomp> Followed by the day we allowed our masters to send us to die
18:51:00 <TheRon> no grandfathers in the war?
18:52:00 <ooomp> Nope
18:52:00 <TheRon> i had two
18:52:00 <TheRon> tobruk and borneo
18:53:00 <TheRon> nobody in nam?
18:53:00 <ooomp> What idiot strategist thought it was a good idea to send troops to a beach and an uphill piece of land and not think about the fact there would be people waiting is beyond me
18:53:00 <TheRon> the english
18:54:00 <ooomp> Yes, as already referred to as our masters
18:54:00 <ooomp> These days its the yanks
18:54:00 <TheRon> my bad
18:54:00 <TheRon> us forces give the nod
18:55:00 <ooomp> us forces butt rape our 'diggers'
18:55:00 <ooomp> We're there for comfort
18:55:00 <simba> hashtag yesterdayschatnetwork
18:55:00 <simba> hashtag ooomp hashtag ooomp2015irc
18:56:00 <ooomp> Oh simba, stop trying to impress
18:56:00 <simba> ok shania twain
18:56:00 <TheRon> that don't impress me much
18:57:00 <ooomp> Anyway I came I saw I conquered
18:57:00 <ooomp> Adiós
18:57:00 <TheRon> well done
18:57:00 <TheRon> well done everyone
18:57:00 <simba> lol
18:57:00 <simba> she was in a few too many wars
18:57:00 <TheRon> saw the new mad max trailer
18:58:00 <TheRon> it's crap
18:58:00 <TheRon> water world only desert
18:58:00 <Immutable> they were supposed to land somewhere else
18:58:00 <TheRon> yes they were
18:58:00 <simba> with Charlize TheRon?
18:58:00 <TheRon> yes
18:59:00 <simba> the other guy is a good bane
18:59:00 <simba> only good in masks
18:59:00 <TheRon> nothing beats the first mad max
18:59:00 <simba> i never seen it
18:59:00 <TheRon> well you should
18:59:00 <simba> that or rocky?
18:59:00 <TheRon> very sadistic, you'll love it
19:00:00 <TheRon> mel gibson at his
19:01:00 <TheRon> best
19:01:00 <simba> is bert 'moonface' newton in it?
19:01:00 <TheRon> no
19:01:00 <simba> thats a sticking point
19:01:00 <TheRon> mad max was filmed in greendale just outside ballarat
19:01:00 <simba> jesus
19:02:00 <simba> maybe b1 was in it
19:02:00 <TheRon> i think he was
19:02:00 <simba> 1979... he woulda been in his 30s
19:02:00 <simba> hehahhahah hhhahh
19:02:00 <TheRon> he is so hans moleman
19:02:00 <simba> agreed
19:03:00 <TheRon> he's only 37 years old
19:03:00 <TokenDaRing> B1 was one of the crazy bikers
19:03:00 <simba> b1 was on teh titanic
19:06:00 <faux> There's a sesame seed stuck in my throat
19:06:00 <faux> Die
19:07:00 <TokenDaRing> try drinking some water
19:09:00 <amsy> yum sesame seeds
19:11:00 <simba> lol
19:11:00 <simba> that must be the worlds smallest throat
19:12:00 <simba> help im choking on a sesame seed
19:12:00 <amsy> lol
19:13:00 <faux> LOL
19:13:00 <faux> I'm not choking
19:13:00 <faux> Its just sitting there
19:13:00 <faux> I can feel it
19:13:00 <faux> I'm even speaking Arabic to try and get rid of it
19:13:00 <faux> Its glud
19:13:00 <faux> Glued
19:13:00 <Immutable> that's the force
19:14:00 <Immutable> you're feeling
19:14:00 <simba> im really feeling it
19:14:00 <Immutable> neighbour is trying to play the guitar and sing and is failing horribly
19:15:00 <simba> tell him he sux
19:15:00 <faux> When the rain is falling doooownnn and my heart is hurtinnggg
19:16:00 <faux> U will always be arouuuundbdbbdd
19:16:00 <faux> This I know for certain
19:20:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/19LPgLKrgLE
19:20:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Whitney Houston - I Have Nothing (Lyrics) Views: 24,355,521 Uploader: JenJen2702 Uploaded: Nov 12, 2008 Duration: 4 Minutes 49 Seconds
19:20:00 <faux> What's. Voicr
19:20:00 <faux> Uh
19:20:00 <faux> What a voice*
19:29:00 <simba> what a kemp
19:31:00 <ShadowLurker> where da boobz at
19:44:00 <StrykerX> Fuck technology
19:45:00 <StrykerX> That is all.
19:49:00 <British^Meat> indeed
19:49:00 <British^Meat> restarted my pc I did
19:49:00 <British^Meat> now MIRC wants me to buy it
19:49:00 <British^Meat> sif i say
19:50:00 <xm> when you send money to khaled, you support terrorism
19:50:00 <xm> --- pauline hanson
19:50:00 <TiSk> faux
19:50:00 <TiSk> :^)~
19:50:00 <British^Meat> i shall not give him my dollars
19:50:00 <Immutable> lol
19:50:00 <British^Meat> never will he receive my support
19:50:00 <British^Meat> E V E R
19:51:00 <Immutable> who's khaled?
19:51:00 <British^Meat> mardem bay
19:51:00 <Immutable> hi amelia!
19:51:00 <TiSk> death race is good movie
19:52:00 <TiSk> i going watch number 2 later
19:52:00 <amelia> aloooooooooooooooooooooooha
19:52:00 <Immutable> ** puts ring of flowers around amelia's neck
19:53:00 <amelia> blue flowers I hope
19:53:00 <Immutable> red
19:53:00 <amelia> hmph
19:53:00 <StrykerX> As if pay
19:53:00 <StrykerX> Kengen that shit
19:54:00 <TiSk> gotta update gran turismo
19:54:00 <TiSk> dam it
19:54:00 <StrykerX> Before they steal your metadata
19:54:00 <British^Meat> heh, meatdata
19:54:00 <StrykerX> SSD and power outages = bad combo
19:54:00 <TiSk> gran turismo 6
19:54:00 <TiSk> cost me 25$
19:54:00 <StrykerX> Gonna need to get a small UPS
19:54:00 <Immutable> amelia: you stomped on my flowers
19:54:00 <TiSk> meta data
19:54:00 <Immutable> it's over
19:54:00 <TiSk> smeta data
19:54:00 <StrykerX> To allow desktop to shut down properly.
19:54:00 <Immutable> ** finds another bae
19:54:00 <TiSk> smita a shita
19:54:00 <StrykerX> TiSk, high again tonight?
19:55:00 <TiSk> StrykerX
19:55:00 <amelia> I find someone else who will gimme blue flowers anyway
19:55:00 <TiSk> i will try to amelia
19:55:00 <TiSk> gotta find some
19:55:00 <amelia> fanks TiSk, you always there for me
19:56:00 <Immutable> I will never take you back lol
19:56:00 <amelia> I will never come back
19:56:00 <StrykerX> Trouble in paradise
19:56:00 <amelia> NEVER EVER
19:56:00 <StrykerX> o0o0ooo
19:57:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: is it urgent?
19:57:00 <TokenDaRing> don't want any accidents man
19:57:00 <Immutable> :O
19:57:00 <Immutable> You were too normal for me anyway
19:57:00 <Immutable> THERE I SAID IT
19:58:00 <amelia> ohhhhh now it all comes out
19:58:00 <amelia> HOW LONG WERE YOU HOLDING THAT ONE IN
19:58:00 <amelia> you always smell funny anyway, so take that & rewind it back
19:59:00 <Immutable> WOMAN Ever since you threw all those baked goods at those old women naked... SO PREDICTABLE
19:59:00 <flee> atomic bomb
19:59:00 <Immutable> OH NO YOU DIDIN'T!
20:00:00 <amelia> well SOOORRRR-EEEEE for not being CRaZZzZzzzYYyy enough for you
20:00:00 <amelia> how about I burn all your clothes IS THAT CRAZY ENOUGH
20:00:00 <Immutable> you should have burned them by now! they should be burnt but they're not!
20:00:00 <StrykerX> And write in lipstick on the windscreen?
20:01:00 <StrykerX> "CUNT"
20:01:00 <Immutable> NOT MR. HAPPY!
20:01:00 <amelia> I did that for his bday already
20:01:00 <amelia> cos he didn't buy me a present on his bday
20:01:00 <flee> brain transplant 4.95$
20:01:00 <Immutable> yes she did
20:01:00 <amelia> how un-thoughtful of him
20:02:00 <amelia> this is wot I've had to put up with
20:02:00 <Immutable> those were the good times
20:02:00 <Immutable> not buying you a present
20:02:00 <amelia> good times were me buying my own presents
20:02:00 <amelia> with your money
20:02:00 <amelia> ((((((:
20:02:00 <flee> atomic
20:04:00 <Immutable> I appreciate the loss in money
20:04:00 <atomic> www.irchallofshame.net
20:04:00 <StrykerX> Women
20:04:00 <StrykerX> Never happy.
20:04:00 <StrykerX> :P
20:05:00 <StrykerX> I just had a thought...
20:05:00 <atomic> u should go live in south america where the dollar is strong
20:05:00 <amelia> not when Immut is in yo life
20:05:00 <StrykerX> I'm downlong a DVD image for Linux..
20:05:00 <amelia> that's for sure
20:05:00 <StrykerX> And I don't have a DVD burner in this computer
20:05:00 <StrykerX> NOOB4LYF
20:05:00 <amelia> will you pack me in your suitcase
20:05:00 <atomic> which distro StrykerX
20:05:00 <StrykerX> SuSE
20:05:00 <atomic> i was looking at ubuntu 14 desktop
20:06:00 <atomic> u can get the os on ur phone
20:06:00 <StrykerX> I've used Ubuntu. It's not bad, fairly easy to use.
20:06:00 <StrykerX> I've had some pretty good reports on SuSE though, figured since my Windows install is fucked now
20:06:00 <StrykerX> Might take a looksie.
20:06:00 <atomic> it all depends what u want from a computer..
20:07:00 <StrykerX> I don't do much on it.. FB/Email/Data Recovery
20:07:00 <atomic> id like to study electronics
20:07:00 <StrykerX> Minecraft
20:07:00 <atomic> i want minecraft on xbox 360
20:07:00 <StrykerX> Dunno if that'll work on Linux. Can't see why not, it's Java based.
20:08:00 <atomic> phear the cyborgs
20:08:00 <StrykerX> Phear yo mumma
20:10:00 <Immutable> amelia and I would be besties IRL
20:11:00 <amelia> the bestest of
20:14:00 <Immutable> pity you live in the DIRT of melbourne
20:15:00 <amelia> by the "DIRT of Melbourne" I assume you mean Perth
20:15:00 <Immutable> oh wow perth sucks hun
20:15:00 <amelia> not our beaches
20:15:00 <amelia> do Melbourne even have beaches
20:16:00 <Immutable> I live in sydney
20:16:00 <amelia> DO YOU GUYS KNO WOT A BEACH IS
20:16:00 <amelia> ohhh
20:16:00 <amelia> hows the water over there
20:16:00 <Immutable> full of fecal matter
20:16:00 <amelia> yummmmmm
20:18:00 <Immutable> Everyone swims in it though
20:18:00 <amelia> I would not expect anyfink less
20:18:00 <Picard> evening
20:19:00 <Immutable> aren't you moving to like some place in canada?
20:19:00 <Picard> yes
20:19:00 <simba> Picard often uses emoticons to convey his feelings
20:19:00 <Picard> Alaska, Canada
20:19:00 <amelia> I am hoping to
20:19:00 <amelia> Whistler
20:19:00 <Picard> the Klondike
20:19:00 <amelia> I waiting for police clearance to arrive so I can go thru to next step
20:20:00 <Picard> im joining Parker on Gold Rush
20:20:00 <Picard> :P
20:20:00 <Picard> :)
20:21:00 <simba> what others do u know
20:21:00 <Immutable> will you be moving there 5ever?
20:21:00 <amelia> no sir
20:21:00 <amelia> 2 years max
20:21:00 <Immutable> will you still come on austchat and harass me for pics of my knees?
20:22:00 <amelia> inbetween my snowboard sessions of course
20:22:00 <amelia> and elbows
20:22:00 <amelia> and earholes
20:22:00 <simba> RIP
20:22:00 <Picard> fucken
20:22:00 <Immutable> lol I literally miss you when you're not on
20:23:00 <StrykerX> Get a room...
20:23:00 <Immutable> nobody else is crazy like me here
20:23:00 <StrykerX> :P
20:23:00 <amelia> they are crazy
20:23:00 <amelia> jus a diff kind of crazy
20:23:00 <amelia> hold a knife to your throat kind of crazy
20:24:00 <Immutable> not hold a spoon to your throat yelling "I'll do it" kind of crazy
20:24:00 <amelia> DON'T PUSH ME
20:24:00 <amelia> I'MA SPOON HIM I'LL DO IT
20:24:00 <amelia> I'm cutting all my hair off tomorrow
20:25:00 <amelia> will you still adore me
20:25:00 <Picard> http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/assault-charge-woman-squirts-breast-milk-at-cop-refused-bail/story-fnhocxo3-1227278350251
20:25:00 <Picard> lol
20:25:00 <amelia> BWAHHAHA I saw that earlier
20:25:00 <amelia> sitting at my desk like WOT THE FUCK
20:25:00 <Immutable> I haven't seen a picture of you however, yes I will
20:25:00 <Picard> it was Serenity
20:26:00 <amelia> fanks that makes me feel better mutty
20:26:00 <amelia> if it was Serenity it would be more than a squirt
20:26:00 <Picard> lol
20:26:00 <amelia> like a waterfall or sumfin she got some massive tata's
20:26:00 <Picard> a river
20:27:00 <StrykerX> loll
20:27:00 <Loof> yawn
20:27:00 <StrykerX> Shot with milk
20:27:00 <StrykerX> Love it
20:27:00 <Picard> lol
20:28:00 <Picard> her pics are all over facebook, looks a feral slut
20:28:00 <amelia> it's jus funny how her first thought of defence
20:28:00 <Serenity> excuse me
20:28:00 <amelia> was squirting tit milk
20:28:00 <Serenity> i can see what youre saying
20:28:00 <amelia> ahahahahahah
20:28:00 <amelia> Serenity can you explain why you did it
20:28:00 <amelia> WHY?
20:28:00 <simba> Picard thats very gossipy of u
20:28:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
20:28:00 <Serenity> yeah i dont live in rockingham
20:28:00 <Picard> and her name on facebook
20:28:00 <amelia> ohhh rockingham
20:28:00 <amelia> not even surprised anymore
20:29:00 <Picard> chucky does lol
20:29:00 <simba> *picard around the watercooler* omg did u see that girls facebook today what a sluzza
20:29:00 <amelia> surprised she didn't top it off by throwing a dirty tampon or something @ him
20:29:00 <Loof> is rockingham like a scummy suburb or something?
20:29:00 <amelia> yes
20:29:00 <Picard> yep
20:29:00 <Picard> like frankston
20:29:00 <amelia> it's where all the women are either pregnant or infected
20:29:00 <fawks> P
20:29:00 <fawks> oops
20:29:00 <amelia> or both
20:29:00 <amelia> and lack teeth
20:30:00 <Serenity> im almost insulted by the insinuation that id live in rockingham
20:30:00 <simba> P
20:30:00 <Serenity> gross
20:30:00 <Picard> probably
20:30:00 <amelia> and smell like picard
20:30:00 <Immutable> has anyone seen the video of the cop that shoots a black man in the back 8 times and plants a taser on him?
20:30:00 <fawks> doesnt maurice live in rockingham
20:30:00 <Picard> Immutable yes
20:30:00 <simba> is that the i cant breathe 1
20:30:00 <Maurice> Yes :/
20:30:00 <Serenity> no she doesnt
20:30:00 <fawks> lol
20:30:00 <Picard> fucking dog cunt
20:30:00 <Maurice> Shhh
20:30:00 <fawks> oh
20:30:00 <Serenity> you do not you liar rofl
20:30:00 <amelia> Maurice AHAHAH
20:30:00 <fawks> soz megan
20:30:00 <Maurice> Lol
20:30:00 <atomic> Immutable ive seen lots of police shootings
20:30:00 <amelia> which one are you Maurice
20:30:00 <amelia> pregnant
20:30:00 <Serenity> rofl megan!
20:30:00 <amelia> or infected
20:30:00 <Maurice> I lived in Palm Beach for a year
20:30:00 <Maurice> Does that count
20:30:00 <Picard> Maurice is married to chucky
20:30:00 <faux> lmao
20:30:00 <simba> there are so many videos of cops unloading on blacks u have to be more specific hashtag black comedy hashtag controversaiei
20:31:00 <Immutable> http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2015/apr/08/us-police-fatal-shooting-south-carolina-phone-footage-viral-video
20:31:00 <amelia> I couldn't watch that vid
20:31:00 <amelia> it jus made me sad
20:31:00 <Picard> its disgusting
20:31:00 <Loof> but the system is fine folks
20:31:00 <Loof> relax
20:31:00 <amelia> and he tried to plant the taser on him or something after
20:32:00 <Serenity> yeah he tried to say the guy stole his taser
20:32:00 <Picard> yeah, shoot a few niggers and its fine. low dog cunts some cops
20:32:00 <Immutable> yeah I know I shouldn't laugh at somebody dying
20:32:00 <Immutable> I did though
20:32:00 <Serenity> so after he shot him went over and put the taser next to him
20:32:00 <Picard> he will get the death penalty
20:32:00 <amelia> why would you laugh >:(
20:32:00 <simba> is this a new shooting
20:32:00 <Serenity> yes a few days ago
20:32:00 <atomic> people on the banlist here should be put to death by islamic state
20:33:00 <amelia> well
20:33:00 <amelia> that's a strong stance on the matter atomic
20:33:00 <simba> they should be made to fight them
20:33:00 <simba> and get beheaded on video for us to watch
20:33:00 <Loof> or bemethed for pieter
20:33:00 <simba> just bebody pieter so he cant inject into anything
20:34:00 <simba> with anything
20:34:00 <Loof> lol
20:34:00 <Immutable> well it wasn't like the black guy was completely innocent
20:34:00 <Immutable> he did assault the cop
20:34:00 <Serenity> he had a broken tail light
20:34:00 <Serenity> he didnt assult anyone
20:34:00 <Picard> why did he run?
20:34:00 <simba> thats what The Guardian wants u to think Immutable
20:34:00 <atomic> he should be put to death for having a broken taillight
20:34:00 <Maurice> Coz cops keep killing them
20:35:00 <Loof> how dare he!
20:35:00 <Serenity> he cop had pulled his taser out and dropped it
20:35:00 <Serenity> i assume the cop was going to taser him so he ran
20:35:00 <atomic> taser the niggah
20:35:00 <Loof> taste taser niggggggow
20:35:00 <Serenity> shooting an unarmed person in the back 5 times in murder
20:35:00 <Serenity> no matter if they did something or not
20:36:00 <Picard> sure is
20:36:00 <Picard> just curious why he run
20:36:00 <atomic> next time he will be born white and put to death by a black man
20:36:00 <Taco> what if they shot you first, once, except you survived?
20:36:00 <Taco> is that murder?
20:36:00 <Picard> no Taco
20:36:00 <Taco> oh ok then
20:36:00 <atomic> i stole my mums credit card
20:37:00 <Serenity> someone whos shot you isnt unarmed
20:37:00 <Loof> and bought a dildo
20:37:00 <Taco> atomic, yea I stole your mums credit card too
20:37:00 <Loof> explain that you old hag
20:37:00 <Loof> :P
20:37:00 <Taco> Serenity, maybe they realised what they did, panic'ed, and dropped the gun, so you unknown to them, stop pretending to be dead and pickup the gun and shoot them
20:38:00 <Taco> Wait that story needs more horses and swords
20:38:00 <Loof> "excuse me dear, what is this purchase made at sexpo?"
20:38:00 <simba> so 2pac is dead ?
20:38:00 <simba> RIP
20:39:00 <atomic> im taking simba as a ISIS aptive
20:40:00 <Taco> an ice cream captive?
20:40:00 <Taco> whats the flavour?
20:40:00 <atomic> Hep A raspberries
20:40:00 <Loof> yeah this atomic seems a bit of a random retard
20:41:00 <Taco> atomic is just pliv/mayo
20:41:00 <Picard> atomic can u cut off his head?
20:41:00 <atomic> cut off his internet
20:41:00 <Picard> lol
20:41:00 <Taco> Picard, you got it all wrong
20:42:00 <Taco> cut off his dick, because he spends his life suffering... then again maybe he already does... whatevs
20:42:00 <bee_girl> goodness
20:42:00 <Taco> hey bee_girl :)
20:43:00 <Picard> Taco?
20:43:00 <atomic> his trying to use <frames> in html5
20:43:00 <atomic> n00b
20:45:00 <Taco> wot
20:47:00 <amsy> hi cc !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:48:00 <Picard> amsy
20:48:00 <amsy> https://i.imgur.com/lA91pOw.gifv me
20:48:00 <amsy> Picard
20:48:00 <Picard> how are you
20:48:00 <amsy> good thanks, you?
20:49:00 <couleurs> lmao
20:49:00 <couleurs> the salute lol
20:49:00 <milk> hello
20:49:00 <AzzA> lol amsy
20:49:00 <amsy> hahahaha
20:49:00 <couleurs> amsy: Hi Hon
20:50:00 <amsy> lol
20:50:00 <bee_girl> hey Taco :D
20:50:00 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:51:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:51:00 <British^Meat> ps4tlou
20:51:00 <bee_girl> iWatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:51:00 <Picard> some people are so so pathetic. same shit every night
20:52:00 <couleurs> ps4tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:52:00 <bee_girl> hehe
20:52:00 <Picard> get new material before u pm me
20:52:00 <milk> it's called rigmarole
20:52:00 <British^Meat> lool
20:52:00 <British^Meat> who doin it?
20:53:00 <Picard> same shit every night, im so bored with it
20:53:00 <StrykerX> Picard PMd me to troll me but it's backfired
20:53:00 <StrykerX> And he's mad
20:53:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmm
20:53:00 <Picard> i trolled u?
20:53:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, talking shit about me kid
20:53:00 <Picard> i gave u the name of milk squirter whore
20:53:00 <British^Meat> gross :/
20:53:00 <StrykerX> Then I fired back with the truth
20:53:00 <StrykerX> Now you're angry.
20:54:00 <milk> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/PSM_V37_D490_Coahuila_indian_of_the_san_gabriel_mission.jpg
20:54:00 <Picard> im angry?
20:54:00 <Picard> lol
20:54:00 <Picard> u seem angry
20:54:00 <Immutable> stop being so fucking angry
20:54:00 <Immutable> Picard:
20:54:00 <couleurs> lol that gif
20:54:00 <couleurs> still open...
20:55:00 <Taco> Picard is just angry cause his 13 year old daughter has lost his virginity, so he's trying to get some 13 year old virginity to replace it
20:55:00 <StrykerX> rofl
20:55:00 <Picard> Taco thats just sick
20:56:00 <amsy> haha
20:57:00 <amsy> that kid owns
20:57:00 <couleurs> mvp
20:57:00 <amsy> why didnt he just pick it up!!!!!!!!!
20:58:00 <couleurs> u no what dey say, when u in da showa with men u neva bend ova...
20:58:00 <couleurs> -- Picard
20:59:00 <milk> why would you get in the shower with men?
21:00:00 <milk> most of my movie collection is about women having showers with each other
21:00:00 <couleurs> list pls
21:00:00 <Picard> couleurs u bend over every day for b1
21:00:00 <yafuck> couleurs aka paul_banks
21:01:00 <yafuck> Picard, Keeping these veggies stired?
21:01:00 <couleurs> dats me
21:01:00 <Taco> milk, oh yeah? no matter how much they scrub they're still dirty whores
21:01:00 <yafuck> Stiiiirrrr the veggies stirrrrrrrrrrr the veggies
21:02:00 <Taco> pliv ur a lame cunt
21:02:00 <yafuck> You wish I was plivent
21:02:00 <milk> no further comment your honour
21:02:00 <Picard> lol yafuck
21:03:00 <yafuck> Tco the guy who sits on his own IRC server all by himself and downloading a 'relay script' so it looks like he has friends on the server
21:04:00 <yafuck> Shouldnt say his own IRC server.. it's just a free domain and the connection is his own.
21:04:00 <slower> has anybody seen woolworths "fresh in our memories" they are copping heaps of shit over it, as they should
21:04:00 <Taco> kool story bro
21:14:00 <milk> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0e/f2/10/0ef210d5103643599a465eb1ca3e4d66.jpg
21:19:00 <DemonsRun> Tacooooooooooooooooo
21:20:00 <British^Meat> sux
21:37:00 <Serenity> lol wtf @ that quit
21:38:00 <milk> emo quits
21:42:00 <Picard> rage
21:46:00 <atomic> Welcome to Hell 1.0
21:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
21:48:00 <atomic> katatonic_kate01 is here to collect a data tax
21:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> am i
21:49:00 <atomic> cash in while its hot
21:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
21:54:00 <Picard> fuck me
21:54:00 <Picard> a chic i went to school with who i havent seen in 25 years added me to facebook
21:55:00 <slower> some people have no taste/shame
21:56:00 <fawks> She wantz u bro
21:57:00 <Serenity> want the D
21:57:00 <British^Meat> r u gonna sex her with your slug?
21:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits in my mouth*
21:57:00 <slower> rumor she is getting a guide dog next week
22:00:00 <British^Meat> she was in his special ed class
22:01:00 <xm> she wants her red crayon back
22:01:00 <xm> that's why she added you Picard
22:01:00 <xm> you borrowed it and never gave it back
22:01:00 <xm> tsk tsk
22:01:00 <Picard> lol
22:02:00 <Serenity> he ate it
22:02:00 <Picard> she wanted to stab me in year 9, maybe she is coming to finish me off
22:02:00 <milk> people feeling a bit pressured?
22:02:00 <milk> need some stress relief?
22:02:00 <milk> maybe your dog has noticed you biting you leg?
22:03:00 <milk> well try new heroin, for all your problems...
22:03:00 <slower> even back then, she tried to save the world from you
22:03:00 <milk> "All my problems just went away when I tried Heroin..." - Mavis Beetle, 37
22:04:00 <slower> sorry Picard but you did set yourself up for it
22:04:00 <milk> "The weight of the world was on my shoulders, then I shot up with heroin.." Jim Carpenter, 28
22:04:00 <milk> "I was bored and my friends had all tried heroin, so I did too..." Matt Haim Jr, 17
22:05:00 <xm> are these quotes off tombstones
22:05:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m822ipQTKV1r9m8iwo1_r2_500.jpg
22:06:00 <milk> has the little hand been waved and the order given to sack again?
22:07:00 <Picard> slower nothing u sorry lot say to me bothers me
22:08:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ep0zrF0P1ry9hd2o1_540.jpg
22:08:00 <ShadowLurker> booziez
22:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> where is the cock dude!
22:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
22:20:00 <milk> what does a man running down the street with both hands full of little bags of white powder being chased by a group of people look like to you?
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://ultracock.tumblr.com/post/116360369191
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want that one
22:23:00 <British^Meat> WHAT
22:23:00 <British^Meat> THE
22:23:00 <British^Meat> COCK?
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right
22:29:00 <Picard> FUCKING STALKER CUNT joins and pm's me
22:36:00 <Picard> get a life cunt
22:36:00 <StrykerX> ?
22:37:00 <slower> you talking about your fb girlfriend?
22:38:00 <StrykerX> rofl
22:38:00 <StrykerX> His "gf" is a stalker
22:38:00 <TokenDaRing> slower: is that the one he flashed himself to?
22:38:00 <love> his gf has a beard
22:38:00 <StrykerX> That teen?
22:39:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing wants me the gay cunt
22:40:00 <TokenDaRing> Well, Picard, if you're offering......
22:40:00 <Picard> im not u poof cunt
22:40:00 <StrykerX> Bit homophobic
22:41:00 <StrykerX> Someones living in the last century
22:41:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: did you think of us and smile today?
22:41:00 <TokenDaRing> :)
22:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://straightcocksforall.tumblr.com/image/114439330106 <--- how hawt is that guy!
22:43:00 <TokenDaRing> katatonic_kate01: I didn't know you had a thing for the Yeti
22:43:00 <Picard> gays have no place in society
22:44:00 <StrykerX> Picard, you seem very homophobic
22:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> how the fuck is he a yeti?
22:45:00 <StrykerX> Picard, are you trying to get something off your chest?
22:45:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: he has to repress his true feelings
22:45:00 <StrykerX> I suspect this also
22:45:00 <TokenDaRing> he can't be himself in the small country town of Mildura
22:45:00 <StrykerX> No, he'd be bashed
22:45:00 <StrykerX> Due to the high level of homophobia in small country towns
22:46:00 <Picard> lol
22:46:00 <Picard> u cunts have no idea
22:46:00 <TokenDaRing> how horrible it is?
22:46:00 <TokenDaRing> you're right, we don't :(
22:46:00 <TokenDaRing> but we're here for you Picard, we support you
22:46:00 <StrykerX> It's okay Picard. On IRC, we live in 2015
22:47:00 <StrykerX> Where gays are accepted.
22:47:00 <StrykerX> You're safe here.
22:49:00 <Picard> u 2 really need to move on
22:50:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, I suspect he's been abused for trying to be himself previously.
22:50:00 <StrykerX> Hence the built up anger.
22:50:00 <StrykerX> :(
22:50:00 <TokenDaRing> poor guy
22:50:00 <TokenDaRing> I want a world where Picard feels he can watch the mardi gra and not be judged for it
22:50:00 <StrykerX> Don't we all.
23:06:00 <couleurs> #LPFC #YWNWA
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> #BLS
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I should form a local BLS and Turbonegro chapter
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be really retarded
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck BLS are good
23:12:00 <milk> #KKK
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> Zakk Wylde is like a geetar Messiah or something
23:13:00 <milk> I wanna be a cock rock star when I grow up
23:14:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:16:00 <Bastardly_One> milk must of googled ... when you can play guitar like that
23:16:00 <Bastardly_One> you can do what you fucking want
23:16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's that simple
23:17:00 <love> i grant u a female of the coolness of ur eyes
23:17:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
23:17:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: AC/DC - Thunderstruck Views: 72,273,581 Uploader: acdcVEVO Uploaded: Published on Nov 7, 2012 Duration: 4 Minutes 53 Seconds
23:22:00 <StrykerX> R.O.C.K in the USA!
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> is everyone dead?
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> or perhaps my net is dead :(
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