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00:00 <TokenDaRing> ugh
00:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: do you think we could get beehhh to join loof in quitting austnet?
00:00 <stebie> that wasn't beehhh that got z-lined
00:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> Loof is alright better than TokenDaRing
01:00 <TokenDaRing> TheHulk_Avengers: when's the big move buddy>?
01:00 <British^Meat> nup
01:00 <British^Meat> wont ever happen
01:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> how can i upload my offer letter
01:00 <TokenDaRing> TheHulk_Avengers: use a phone camera?
01:00 <British^Meat> no bans and no quits
01:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> ok man
01:00 <British^Meat> Like super hero movies: We're stuck with em :(
02:00 <couleurs> 1 leaves, 2 come back
02:00 <British^Meat> They're both banned from my chan, no questions, but this aint my chan
02:00 <British^Meat> so u know
02:00 <TokenDaRing> it wouldn't be a bad thing if beehhh suddenly was unable to breathe
03:00 <couleurs> hi kelly19 r u rly 19
03:00 <TNT> nein teen
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> or you for that matter token :D
03:00 <couleurs> hee hee
04:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> http://www.scribd.com/doc/263136175
04:00 <TokenDaRing> TheHulk_Avengers: when do the aliens take you away?
05:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> they are very scary some security saw it
05:00 <stebie> beehhh, are you afraid?
05:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> afrid of people, yes
06:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> i need to get 60% to get a place in my degree
07:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wait to get tired 
07:00 <TokenDaRing> stebie: he's afraid the aliens won't come and probe him tonight
07:00 <Bastardly_One> first sleep without pot in forever ... the dreams will be mad
08:00 <stebie> TokenDaRing, they're visiting me instead
08:00 <TNT> lol
08:00 <stebie> beehhh, u jelly?
08:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> no I', jam
08:00 <stebie> hi B1, where have you been?
08:00 <Loof> glad ur off pot Bastardly_One 
08:00 <TNT> Bastardly_One, soup
08:00 <Loof> only makes a nigger lazy
08:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> withdrawls from weed n beer
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been around ... just different hours stebie
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got half an ounce sitting around
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the trick is to avoid that first joint and found out what the cough was
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking bongs
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not had one since friday but I've hardly coughed either 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the last time I gave up pot I had a weird dream about the movies I saw that day 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I was at The Rock's house
11:00 <Bastardly_One> in that movie where he is a pro footballer
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so tonight should be the hulk in a western
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> we've got whole world in our pants
15:00 <British^Meat> played a drinking game once, where u had to end every sentance with "Without my pants"
15:00 <British^Meat> I think it was from an episode of Around The Twist
15:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> British^Meat whats the best drink in britain
15:00 <British^Meat> go away u annoying fly
15:00 <Bastardly_One> how would he know if he's in australia?
15:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> no fly there i bet ya
15:00 <Bastardly_One> what a spastic question
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: it's beehhh
16:00 <TokenDaRing> what more can you expect from the moron?
16:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> cerebal parsley is a herb
17:00 <TokenDaRing> sure
17:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM-gCDoEt5g
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Black Label Society - Ain't No Sunshine (Unblackened) Views: 569,063 Uploader: Eagle Rock Uploaded: Sep 5, 2013 Duration: 3m39s Rating: 4.93
17:00 <Bastardly_One> pity about the clip
17:00 <Bastardly_One> such a good cover
17:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> meet me near the footscray junction n score me a fifty
18:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> those doomed night are vanishing from the thought of a glance
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I just worked out something
19:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> whats that
19:00 <Bastardly_One> if I divide this half O into grams I make $280 ... now to find some local kids
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> kid stabbed perry the mouse for fun
20:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> they eat a lot too
21:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Reservoirdog.jpg
22:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> ask your tranny friend to distribute
22:00 <Loof> primary schools?
22:00 <Loof> dem kids always need da ganj
22:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> n they sure dont want to pay
23:00 <TheHulk_Avengers> give them a chance and your an unemployed
26:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
30:00 <stebie> now that's a pretty wide ban!
35:00 <beehhh> we are the dumbest being in this universe
35:00 <TNT> u mean u r
36:00 <British^Meat> dat guy banned,  dis guy not
37:00 <beehhh> dat guy there, dis guy deported
41:00 <beehhh> i'll end up living in Greenland eventually
48:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: no one is ever going to let you in
01:00 <Loof> time for some toke-a-cola
01:00 <Loof> 4:1)
18:00 <Loof> be IRIE mon!!! 4:1)
48:00 <AntiHate> every single person has something to teach us
49:00 <AntiHate> especially our enemies
12:00 <Loof> i need some seeds mon so dem can grow tall
33:00 <roRz> is anyone available?
34:00 <Loof> 4 wot?
35:00 <roRz> chatting
35:00 <Loof> yeah if you can wait for me to get a coffee :P
35:00 <Loof> i'm always up for one
35:00 <roRz> ok ill wait
35:00 <Loof> sweet
35:00 <roRz> im drinking alcohol
35:00 <Loof> i just ran out
36:00 <Loof> so on to coffee
36:00 <Loof> brb
36:00 <roRz> ok cool
45:00 <Loof> back
45:00 <Loof> what are you drinking?
45:00 <roRz> beer u?
45:00 <roRz> vb
46:00 <Loof> red red wine
46:00 <Loof> wish i had beer
46:00 <roRz> red wine is good
46:00 <roRz> better than cider
46:00 <roRz> ive never been drunk of cider ive tried so hard
47:00 <Loof> yeah same
47:00 <roRz> should get beer
47:00 <roRz> beer and wine
47:00 <roRz> alcohol should be 24/7
47:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
48:00 <roRz> shame we dont live in usa or something
48:00 <Loof> that would be good
49:00 <Maurice> Or learn to plan better if you're going on a bender
52:00 <Loof> first time here?
52:00 <Loof> if so welcome to hell lol
52:00 <roRz> man i tell you what mortal kombat 2 is fucking hard
53:00 <Loof> i used to hit that hard on the snes
53:00 <Loof> knew all the fatalities
53:00 <Loof> now i've forgotten them :(
53:00 <roRz> yeh i havnt played since i was younger, how timkes have changed
53:00 <Loof> yep
54:00 <roRz> i use to say that mortal kombat 2 was the best but now im not so sure. seems less than what i loved
54:00 <roRz> Maurice dont think anyone cares what you have to say 
55:00 <roRz> seems so dead here you be talking to loof and myself
55:00 <Loof> alcohol farts are the worst
55:00 <Loof> god this smells lol
57:00 <KillerClown> neither of you are worthy of conversing with tbh
57:00 <Loof> nice talking to u mon, might go game a bit hope you'll still be here when i get back
57:00 <roRz> yes alcohol farts are bad
57:00 <roRz> KillerClown how about you shut up?
57:00 <KillerClown> how about fuck off
58:00 <roRz> wont be happening P
58:00 <KillerClown> righto
58:00 <roRz> back to eating for you 
58:00 <roRz> eat my cake of shit
59:00 <KillerClown> youre such a shit troll
59:00 <Maurice> Like i give a fuck what you think of me
59:00 <KillerClown> rofl
00:00 <roRz> keep your opinions to yourself
00:00 <Maurice> No, opinions are opinions
00:00 <roRz> so that stands for anyone here?
00:00 <Maurice> If you have an opinion, feel free to air it
01:00 <roRz> ok
01:00 <KillerClown> and we'll feel free to call you a fuckwit
04:00 <roRz> ok fuckwit
05:00 <roRz> life is so different
19:00 <Serenity> LISA ITS YOUR BIRTHDAYYY
19:00 <Serenity> HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISAA
22:00 <Maurice> I wish you love and goodwill, I wish you peace and joy
26:00 <Serenity> I wish you better than your geart desires 
26:00 <Serenity> and your first kiss from a boyy
27:00 <Maurice> I love how it was actually MJ singing
28:00 <roRz> rip michael jay
32:00 <amsy> anyone else stir icecream into a paste before eating it?
32:00 <Serenity> yes lol
32:00 <roRz> no
32:00 <Maurice> amsy, your fucktarded tyran boyfriend is asking for you
33:00 <amsy> lol no thx
34:00 <Maurice> He's such a twat
34:00 <Maurice> He's like AMSY TALKS TO ME!
34:00 <Maurice> I told him you need therapy
34:00 <amsy> lollllll
34:00 <Serenity> o/ bed time
34:00 <Serenity> night
34:00 <amsy> u mad bro? you mad bro? you mad bro? x 57389287457839297 ....... "no"
34:00 <Maurice> Byeee me choco
34:00 <amsy> nini sezz
34:00 <Maurice> Yeah umadbro
43:00 <roRz> hey Maurice
44:00 <roRz> hows it going lisa
44:00 <roRz> LOL
54:00 <gdrc> hello everybody
55:00 <gdrc> how you doin
55:00 <roRz> hahah cant even face me Maurice
55:00 <roRz> charlieee
58:00 <roRz> hey anyone up?
58:00 <roRz> guess we do it yeh?
02:00 <roRz> Loof
02:00 <roRz> im having trouble with amsy and Maurice
12:00 <Loof> i'm not an op man
20:00 <roRz> yes but i need general help
20:00 <roRz> problems
24:00 <gdrc> i changed my beard line up
47:00 <roRz> got lisa
47:00 <roRz> hahahaha
01:00 <roRz> hi frayedknot
01:00 <frayedknot> hi
51:00 <psYbR> sup sluts
51:00 <stylesp> hi
58:00 <psYbR> mornin
59:00 <stylesp> hmm
17:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked
29:00 <frayedknot> bee_girl 
30:00 <bee_girl> morning frayedknot
30:00 <bee_girl> u at work yet?
31:00 <bee_girl> u mus be
31:00 <frayedknot> yes i am
28:00 <TNT> soup
34:00 <TNT> tinah
34:00 <TNT> wassup oooleh?
44:00 <stompin> bwbies
49:00 <stompin> kelly19 tits out for the lads
49:00 <kelly19> haha
55:00 <stompin> :(
55:00 <stompin> not even for  sick person :(
57:00 <Dugnuts> so how long ago were you 19 kelly?
57:00 <British^Meat> that was probably picard
59:00 <stompin> lol
00:00 <British^Meat> im not joking :|
03:00 <TNT> murch on?
17:00 <slinky_J> http://content.thehun.net/1959/1959008_A_blond_girl_doing_an_old_guy_from_Volodya.html <-- picard when he goes out of town to bang prossies
26:00 <British^Meat> murch on?
41:00 <British^Meat> squirm
42:00 <stompin> get a job Skirmish
44:00 <British^Meat> shots have been fired...
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
05:00 <British^Meat> does wearing a long sleeve tshirt under a shirt, and then rolling up the sleeves on the shirt thus exposing the sleeves of the long sleeved tshirt under it look daft?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wear a t-shirt over instead
11:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
11:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11188422_471708939651873_2621043182299050783_n.jpg?oh=e99c1d841547bc12862361761bf2ffac&oe=55CE5881&__gda__=1439453241_29c494efa64055581705dda70e899246
12:00 <British^Meat> has a pen in his pocket
12:00 <British^Meat> looks important
14:00 <stylesp> hi
17:00 <British^Meat> what was that movie that had a character called styles?
18:00 <British^Meat> ohhh, teen wolf :)
19:00 <stylesp> jealous?
21:00 <slinky_J> woooo cant wait for vikings this week
21:00 <slinky_J> the french king is such a nance
21:00 <British^Meat> jealous of wot?
21:00 <mrgrumpy> slinky_J, I actually need to finish off the series, have been meaning to watch it
22:00 <stylesp> why wait
22:00 <stylesp> i have a sword who wishes to challenge?
22:00 <slinky_J> im all about swords
23:00 <stylesp> really what type?
23:00 <slinky_J> i think i dl the next season mrgrumpy
23:00 <slinky_J> i'll*
23:00 <slinky_J> pizza, a pizza sword
23:00 <stylesp> that is naughty
24:00 <stylesp> can i get a copy before you go to prison?
24:00 <slinky_J> katapizzana
24:00 <stylesp> lol
24:00 <slinky_J> lol
24:00 <slinky_J> it's the uploaders that're bad people not us poor poor leechers
27:00 <stylesp> well you giving it to me, makes you the same as and uploader
28:00 <Ana_Ng> justify your theft any way you can
30:00 <TNT> gots ne mirror selfies fo us Ana_Ng?
30:00 <simba> until they actually do something about it you can do whatever you like, its just your false morals stopping you from downloading whatever you want
31:00 <stompin> ooo
32:00 <simba> ok go 4 ur life
32:00 <simba> the worst u will get is an e-mail from ur ISP saying "watch out we got a warning so u get one too"
32:00 <simba> So Scary
33:00 <British^Meat> indeeed, whilst im not a serial downloader of hoarder of useless data i do get the odd show and im not scared at all
33:00 <British^Meat> it will not stop me
33:00 <British^Meat> u may d/l freely without fear
33:00 <simba> i got so much shit the last 2 weeks and only got an e-mail for ONE thing, and it was something shit (south park season 15) that wasn't for me personally
33:00 <simba> fuck a VPN fuck whatever
33:00 <simba> go for ur life (while u can??)
34:00 <slinky_J> theft
34:00 <slinky_J> lel
34:00 <simba> youve been thieving for years
34:00 <simba> wheres this moral high ground come from
34:00 <slinky_J> they need to come up with new laws if they want to prosecute downloaders
35:00 <simba> exactly, until they do something about it, go for your life
35:00 <slinky_J> :P
36:00 <stylesp> stealer
36:00 <British^Meat> my consious is very clear
36:00 <Skirmish> What is the cause of all this rage. 
36:00 <British^Meat> i still buy my movies and music and games, but d/l 3 certain shows for my viewing pleasure
36:00 <British^Meat> there are bigger fish to fry 
37:00 <TNT> wait, u're payin fo zah nets but u can't have nethin?
37:00 <British^Meat> and besides, if i go down im taking everony with me
37:00 <stylesp> which torrent do you use?
37:00 <British^Meat> TNT youre not entitled to free stop
37:00 <British^Meat> pls dont be entitled
37:00 <British^Meat> err free stuff
37:00 <Skirmish> lol 'I pay for the internet, therefore everything by default is free'. 
38:00 <stompin> bewbies
38:00 <TNT> ummm yeah, there's free tv
38:00 <simba> that is not a bad outlook, the people are not the problem
38:00 <TNT> free to air
38:00 <simba> the consumers of this media are not the problem
38:00 <TNT> so y not download their shows?
39:00 <British^Meat> thats not really how it works TNT :)
39:00 <British^Meat> isnt that like going to see a movie, and then thinking youre entitled to a free dvd of said movie?
39:00 <Skirmish> TNT: Because the free to air networks still pay for that content and they put ads in it to recoup their expense. 
40:00 <TNT> they want u to pay for some show when ne of the free to air mobs would prolly show it neways?
40:00 <faux> recoup this 8=====D
40:00 <stylesp> which sites do you get them from?
40:00 <simba> >:D
40:00 <stompin> faux has cock on her mind@
42:00 <simba> who doesnt tho
42:00 <Skirmish> stompin has cock in his mind. 
43:00 <stompin> hahaa
43:00 <stompin> u love cock Skirmish
43:00 <British^Meat> I love my own cock
44:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng can't get no cock. No meat in that ball of dough. 
44:00 <Ana_Ng> skirmish, i hope you get pancreas cancer
44:00 <Skirmish> Me too.
45:00 <TNT> neways, back laters \o
50:00 <stylesp> hmm
52:00 <faux> payin fo zah nets
55:00 <stylesp> faux it is ok
57:00 <faux> payin fo zah netd
57:00 <stylesp> what?
58:00 <simba> What?
58:00 <faux> payin fo zah nets
58:00 <simba> im in lurve wid teh coco
58:00 <stylesp> it is no real
00:00 <Skirmish> I think it's time to watch a movie. 
03:00 <British^Meat> hah Taco got z-lined, again
03:00 <British^Meat> tak tak
04:00 <stylesp> oh
07:00 <faux> Who was that 
08:00 <British^Meat> not sure
08:00 <British^Meat> but im thinking trouble....
17:00 <simba> trouble at the old mill ?
25:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
33:00 <stompin> boredddddddddd
36:00 <zaim> slinky_J do u work?
36:00 <slinky_J> no
36:00 <stompin> dum
38:00 <zaim> why
46:00 <Fez> who wants a chocolate bath?
46:00 <mrgrumpy> is that like a golden shower?
46:00 <Fez> sure why not
47:00 <mrgrumpy> no thank you then
48:00 <Fez> damn
50:00 <Fez> im 200kg too light
52:00 <Fez> if tge wallet wizard and the nimble bunny had a fight who would win?
52:00 <mrgrumpy> their parent company?
53:00 <Fez> dunno. thats why I asked
54:00 <Fez> google is being a cunt
54:00 <Fez> google is a nice name for a chick I reckon
04:00 <Fez> I need to find a girl so I can let myself go
10:00 <Fez> hb B1{MIA} 
23:00 <Fez> www.catpics.com
24:00 <Fez> crust on or off?
27:00 <Fez> crust on or off?
28:00 <TheRon> Breast on breast off
28:00 <Fez> I like the first part
31:00 <TheRon> Like karate kid
31:00 <Fez> the chick one?
32:00 <TheRon> Isn't she like 12
32:00 <Fez> nah
33:00 <Fez> the karate kids should fuck
33:00 <slinky_J> chick one is that oscar winning actress ey
33:00 <slinky_J> that looks like a man
34:00 <Fez> hillary swank I think
34:00 <Fez> she had breasts
34:00 <TheRon> Bigguns
34:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11144086_660333364095642_7169293682761099664_n.jpg?oh=486b0bc531fb845523a3667334af4c11&oe=55D7AF21&__gda__=1440901911_2932f6b6a63ddb1df5e56abff932cb8e
35:00 <Fez> bigbreasts
36:00 <TheRon> Beef stew with stout for tea
36:00 <TheRon> Genuine Irish
37:00 <Fez> served by shamus?
38:00 <TheRon> Served by me
38:00 <TheRon> Slow cooker
38:00 <Fez> careful mate
38:00 <TheRon> Yes?
38:00 <Fez> dont wanna damage the $1600 arm
39:00 <TheRon> I thought mine was worth 20,000
39:00 <Fez> id get a removable cast for it
40:00 <slinky_J> first you get teh bunny
40:00 <slinky_J> then u get to chocolate eggs
40:00 <Fez> 20000 on days it touches breasts
43:00 <TheRon> I wanted a playboy bunny for Easter
43:00 <Fez> just 1?
44:00 <TheRon> Didn't want to be greedy
45:00 <Fez> I think the playboy bunny's come in pairs
45:00 <TheRon> They sure do
45:00 <Fez> sometimes they bath together
45:00 <TheRon> Tennis
46:00 <TheRon> They golf
46:00 <TheRon> Surf
46:00 <Fez> sporty
46:00 <Fez> beach volleyball?
46:00 <TheRon> Yes!
47:00 <Fez> for that I am thankful
47:00 <TheRon> Everybody wins
48:00 <Fez> on the first day god created breasts
48:00 <TheRon> Yep
49:00 <British^Meat> 4 simba http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--x7ENnMjD--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/dltqghxpoevioybnxamk.gif
49:00 <Fez> what a wonderful god
49:00 <TheRon> Where are gods beer dispensing breasts
52:00 <Fez> in his face?
52:00 <TheRon> I'd never get off them either
52:00 <Fez> theres 2
53:00 <Fez> you could help
53:00 <TheRon> Half time change breast
54:00 <TheRon> Would scallop potato work with braised beef and veg?
55:00 <Fez> cant see why not
56:00 <Shadowgate> FEz is funny lol
56:00 <Fez> beef and veg brings the girls to therons bed
56:00 <TheRon> Shadow gate I'm fucking hilarious
57:00 <Shadowgate> lol
58:00 <TheRon> Tripod are funny
58:00 <Fez> trying to impress the bargirl by seeing how drunk I can get
58:00 <TheRon> That works
59:00 <TheRon> The five Cougars baRGIRL
59:00 <Fez> she wouldnt pour more drinks if she didnt like you right?
00:00 <TheRon> exactly
00:00 <TheRon> Compliment her breasts
00:00 <Fez> I like strippers
00:00 <TheRon> Me too
00:00 <TheRon> Been a while though
00:00 <Fez> they want my money I wanna touch their breasts
01:00 <Fez> fair trade right?
01:00 <TheRon> Who's milking who
01:00 <Fez> I never know
01:00 <Doodle> heh
02:00 <Fez> a man can run out of money. but can a woman run out of breast?
02:00 <Doodle> ask angelina jolie
02:00 <Doodle> christina applegate
02:00 <Doodle> etc
02:00 <TheRon> I mourned those
02:00 <Fez> they have fake tits now
02:00 <Doodle> i grew up with christina applegate's breasts
02:00 <Fez> fake money is illegal
02:00 <TheRon> Didn't we all
02:00 <Doodle> we both blossomed at the same time
02:00 <faux> Oh
03:00 <Doodle> fauxypoos
03:00 <faux> Me highlight wnt off
03:00 <TheRon> Faux storm lost
03:00 <faux> Hello
03:00 <faux> Good
03:00 <faux> Storm suck
03:00 <TheRon> Do not
03:00 <TheRon> Better than dragons
04:00 <faux> Pfft
04:00 <Fez> who likes the dragons?
04:00 <Doodle> i like dragons
05:00 <TheRon> Never been to the gong
05:00 <faux> Were second on the ladder
05:00 <faux> We would be equal first if the dickhead ref didn't deny our try cos our for n against is 6 behind broncos
05:00 <TheRon> Seems like the kind of place I should avoid
05:00 <faux> If we were awarded the try we'd be equal 32
05:00 <Doodle> if wishes were horses, beggars would ride
06:00 <TheRon> Always the refs fault
06:00 <Fez> what if yhey scored 1 extra try a match
06:00 <faux> It was though 
06:00 <Fez> would be well in front
06:00 <faux> It was in the paper duh
06:00 <TheRon> Fez is a Titans fan
06:00 <Doodle> i like tight uns
06:00 <Fez> they won on the weekend
06:00 <TheRon> How?
06:00 <Fez> luck?
07:00 <TheRon> Yep
07:00 <Fez> it was tge refs fault we won
07:00 <Fez> fucking refs man . dont get me started aye
07:00 <TheRon> The Suns got spanked
08:00 <faux> http://m.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/video-referee-fails-to-review-dragons-centre-dylan-farrells-certain-try/story-e6frf3vc-1227320787851
08:00 <faux> :)
08:00 <Fez> if the ref disalloeed all the opposing teams trys we would be on top of the ladder
08:00 <faux> lollllll
08:00 <faux> Lolllllllllll
08:00 <faux> good 1
09:00 <TheRon> That kind of shit never happens to the storm
09:00 <faux> I love how they send every fuckinf try up to the video ref except the ones thatactually need reveiwng 
09:00 <Fez> maybe dylan didnt wanna suck the refs cock
09:00 <faux> Reviewing 
10:00 <TheRon> Afl reviews every goal now
10:00 <Fez> how about 0 video refs
10:00 <faux> Gerard Sutton needs glasses
10:00 <Fez> nothin wrong with thay
10:00 <Fez> that
11:00 <TheRon> Who's that ref that openly hates the storm?
12:00 <Fez> all of them?
12:00 <TheRon> Pretty much
12:00 <Fez> womans rugby league
12:00 <TheRon> When does billy slater get recognised as the best ever?
13:00 <Fez> origin time?
13:00 <TheRon> Hopefully
14:00 <TheRon> He's better than the king
14:00 <Fez> is he an immortal yet?
14:00 <TheRon> He should be
14:00 <Fez> give him some breasts?
15:00 <TheRon> Faux best player ever?
15:00 <faux> Idk
15:00 <Fez> nathan brown?
15:00 <TheRon> What a player
15:00 <faux> Brett morris <3
15:00 <TheRon> Alfie langer?
16:00 <faux> I met brown
16:00 <TheRon> Good bloke?
16:00 <faux> Yah
16:00 <faux> Gasnier was a snob
16:00 <faux> On his phone texting
16:00 <faux> I met em back when mundine was in the team 
16:00 <faux> Blacklock etc
16:00 <Fez> it couldve been important
17:00 <TheRon> Mundine was a good player
17:00 <faux> Yah
17:00 <Fez> he should make a comeback
17:00 <faux> I have him on fb
17:00 <faux> Pretty sure he just adds anybody
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <TheRon> Probably fit enough
17:00 <faux> Yeah right 
17:00 <faux> When's mothers day
18:00 <Fez> 9 months after fathers day
18:00 <TheRon> Mid May isn't it
18:00 <Fez> 10th?
18:00 <TheRon> Could be
19:00 <Fez> never?
19:00 <Fez> kids get left out man
19:00 <faux> I'm off, toodles lovelies
19:00 <Fez> no kids day
19:00 <TheRon> Mums b'day and Mother's Day, two birds one stone
19:00 <Fez> bye faux
20:00 <Fez> motgers easter bday xmas lunch
20:00 <Fez> mothers*
20:00 <TheRon> My dad is getting a webber for his bday
21:00 <Fez> make him cook on it
21:00 <Fez> then feed you
21:00 <TheRon> That's the idea
21:00 <Fez> get him a beer?
24:00 <TheRon> 420?
24:00 <Doodle> [16:20] <Doodle> 420
24:00 <TheRon> I missed it
25:00 <stylesp> hmm
25:00 <Fez> breasts?
25:00 <TheRon> Always
25:00 <Fez> how would you discribe a breast to a blind man?
26:00 <TheRon> Something to play with
26:00 <stylesp> something fez will never find out about
27:00 <Fez> so nasty
27:00 <TheRon> Unnecessary 
27:00 <Fez> agreed
27:00 <TheRon> The man doesn't like breasts
28:00 <stylesp> they are on the side of chickens
28:00 <Fez> he what?
29:00 <TheRon> He what?
29:00 <Fez> I read something I thought id never read
29:00 <Fez> "the man doesnt like breasts"
29:00 <TheRon> 50 shades?
29:00 <Fez> doesnt seam nayural to me
29:00 <Fez> natural
30:00 <TheRon> Even gay men like breasts
30:00 <stylesp> fez thought you were blind therefore how can you read it?
30:00 <Fez> you thought wrong perhaps?
30:00 <Fez> Braille
30:00 <Fez> few ways how I could read
31:00 <TheRon> The first thing you know I'll be back in bow river again
31:00 <stylesp> oh man
31:00 <Fez> stylesp doesnt like boobs
31:00 <stylesp> this is getting worse
31:00 <Fez> I was informed
31:00 <TheRon> Blind ppl deserve free access to breasts
32:00 <Fez> blind people have pets
33:00 <Fez> blind prpple dont see the "no dogs allowed" sign
33:00 <TheRon> Nope
34:00 <TheRon> Guide dogs are allowed everywhere
34:00 <Fez> its a pretty good scheme
34:00 <stylesp> not everywhere
34:00 <Fez> seeing idogs
34:00 <TheRon> No?
35:00 <stylesp> no
36:00 <Fez> do you have evidence for this
37:00 <stylesp> yes, i would have to show you but you would not be able to get in as guide dogs are not allowed there
38:00 <TheRon> A guide dog wouldn't be allowed in a butcher
38:00 <Fez> is a guide dog allowed on the toilet?
40:00 <TheRon> Actually no
41:00 <Fez> hmm
41:00 <TheRon> They've got handrails and stuff
41:00 <Fez> if a blind man doesnt see it did it really happen?
42:00 <TheRon> There's no aphrodisiac like lonliness
44:00 <stylesp> ok
44:00 <TheRon> I could really go some breasts
45:00 <stylesp> then go
47:00 <Fez> its the age of...
47:00 <Fez> breasts
47:00 <stylesp> fez seems you scared everyone away
47:00 <Fez> not you
47:00 <TheRon> The Chinese year of the breasts
47:00 <Fez> so what you said is complete bullshit
48:00 <Fez> too far?
48:00 <slinky_J> you
48:00 <Fez> its the mellenium of the breast
48:00 <TheRon> One night in Bangkok and the worlds your oyster
48:00 <slinky_J> are far too obsessed with breasts
48:00 <slinky_J> have a wank man
48:00 <stylesp> sure your ok?
49:00 <Fez> can we replace the word wank with breast? 
49:00 <TheRon> I think so
49:00 <Fez> tribreasted cheerleaders
49:00 <stylesp> seems the ops are asleep
49:00 <Fez> chanop never sleeps
50:00 <TheRon> The ops like breasts
52:00 <Fez> a certain op has breasts
52:00 <Fez> I think im jealous
52:00 <slinky_J> fuck up and look at porn
53:00 <Fez> the women are degraded in porn
54:00 <Fez> pirated porn.
54:00 <Fez> guts n butts #26
55:00 <TheRon> It's a cruel cruel summer
57:00 <TheRon> C is for Cookie Monster
57:00 <Fez> im going into fashion
57:00 <Fez> tribreasted women need catering for
58:00 <TheRon> Plus sized tri breasted women?
58:00 <Fez> I wont complain
58:00 <slinky_J> how're they degraded
58:00 <slinky_J> most say that they like sex and the money
58:00 <Fez> how are they degraded?
59:00 <slinky_J> yer
59:00 <TheRon> My mother came to hazard when I was just seven
59:00 <Fez> oh I thought you were joking
59:00 <slinky_J> the women in porn if anything are scum
59:00 <slinky_J> :P
00:00 <stylesp> slinky you ok
00:00 <slinky_J> yer lol
00:00 <Fez> once upon a time there was breasts.
01:00 <Fez> therons middle name is breasts
01:00 <TheRon> It is
02:00 <stylesp> ron did you mean hazard or mean "have them"?
02:00 <TheRon> Hazard
03:00 <stylesp> ron ok, well then you dont want to know what fez referred to her as
03:00 <Fez> whats your mothers name?
04:00 <stylesp> well its not fezza
04:00 <Fez> theronson: breastsx3
05:00 <TheRon> When Monday comes around, everyone's an expert in my town
05:00 <stylesp> except fez right ron
07:00 <Fez> this guy 
08:00 <stylesp> yes that guy
08:00 <Fez> he likes saying my name
08:00 <TheRon> Breasts?
08:00 <Fez> yes please
08:00 <Fez> 3 breasts, 1 girl
08:00 <stylesp> only a tool would say yes
08:00 <TheRon> Yes!
09:00 <Fez> stylesp said the word tools say
09:00 <Fez> guess he is a tool
10:00 <stylesp> idiot
11:00 <Fez> takes one to know one?
11:00 <stylesp> so your loud and proud then?
11:00 <Fez> your?
12:00 <Fez> do you mean you're?
12:00 <Fez> I wont judge you
13:00 <TheRon> I like breasts
13:00 <TheRon> Speaking of
14:00 <Fez> breasts?
14:00 <Fez> ana have you got 3 breasts?
15:00 <TheRon> God gave me style he gave grace, God put a smile upon my face
15:00 <Fez> ana won
16:00 <Fez> she got the breasts
16:00 <TheRon> Well she is female
17:00 <Fez> I hope so
17:00 <TheRon> Uptown girl you know I've seen her in her uptown toys
18:00 <TheRon> Name something you associate with China
18:00 <Fez> slanty eyes
18:00 <TheRon> God damn Mongolians
19:00 <Fez> yellow
19:00 <TheRon> Surf board tits
19:00 <StrykerX> A cup?
19:00 <TheRon> Not even
20:00 <StrykerX> A-
20:00 <Fez> swine flu
20:00 <StrykerX> Turn it around, might as well be fucking a guy
21:00 <Fez> anal?
21:00 <Fez> anal sluts #52
22:00 <StrykerX> IRC edition
22:00 <StrykerX> Featuring Loof & Picard
22:00 <TheRon> I've seen that video
22:00 <Fez> yuck
22:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of
22:00 <Fez> speaking of
22:00 <Fez> lol
22:00 <StrykerX> Hello Loof 
23:00 <StrykerX> Who has me on ignore anyway
23:00 <Fez> loof are you in porn?
23:00 <StrykerX> He's a receiver.
23:00 <StrykerX> In Anal Sluts #52
23:00 <TheRon> Giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon
24:00 <StrykerX> Hey hey, yeah yeah.. I wanna be your girlfriend
24:00 <StrykerX> ... that shit has been stuck in my head ALL day!
25:00 <Fez> who sings it?
25:00 <stompin> going offfffffffffff
27:00 <Fez> I dont have a beard
27:00 <Fez> ill never get breasts again
28:00 <Fez> beards = breasts.  simple
28:00 <StrykerX> Fez, Avril Lavinge.
29:00 <Fez> I remember her
29:00 <Fez> sk8r boi
29:00 <StrykerX> Yeah. She's faded out now.
29:00 <StrykerX> Yup.
29:00 <Fez> did she do porn?
29:00 <StrykerX> Probably
30:00 <StrykerX> Most of them do.
30:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of porn stars
30:00 <StrykerX> Sup Ana_Ng
30:00 <Ana_Ng> sleep attempts
30:00 <Fez> does ana have 3 breasts?
30:00 <stompin> mono breast
31:00 <Fez> eep
31:00 <StrykerX> Oh gawd
31:00 <Fez> quad breasts?
31:00 <StrykerX> Someone who used to come on here a bit had one of them
31:00 <StrykerX> Mono breat.
31:00 <StrykerX> Breast*
31:00 <Fez> triple cleavage
33:00 <Marlo> adrian bayley
33:00 <Marlo> cunt who murderd jill mahar
34:00 <Marlo> more disturbing rape allegations has come fourth
34:00 <Marlo> why is he still even alive?
34:00 <Marlo> complete scumbag
36:00 <StrykerX> Weak justice system
36:00 <StrykerX> Too many do-gooders in power.
37:00 <Marlo> yeah sometimes i see the good side in things like sharia law for example
37:00 <Marlo> or the laws in india
38:00 <Marlo> if this adrian bayley was in one of those countries
38:00 <Marlo> he would have either been castrated and left to bleed to death in a cell
38:00 <Marlo> or publicly lynched right outside of court
40:00 <Marlo> but since he's here, he will live out the rest of his life cared for, in a cell with bed, water and electricity with meals 3 times a day, gym and recreational sessions
40:00 <Marlo> at the taxpayers expense
42:00 <StrykerX> Yup
42:00 <StrykerX> Straya
45:00 <Marlo> omg
46:00 <Marlo> https://au.entertainment.yahoo.com/celebrity/news/a/27378803/this-is-what-macgyver-star-richard-dean-anderson-looks-like-today/
46:00 <Marlo> colonel jack o'neill what happened
47:00 <zaim> i didnt know your nose can get fat 
48:00 <DemonsRun> can if you get punched
48:00 <zaim> i didnt know your nose can get fat from food
48:00 <StrykerX> DemonsRun, long time!
49:00 <Marlo> haha i had kardashian pouty lips for a while
49:00 <Marlo> i after i got clocked in the mouth
49:00 <Marlo> and i said clocked, not cocked.
49:00 <Marlo> pre-emptive
49:00 <StrykerX> You got cocked?
50:00 <Marlo> lol
50:00 <StrykerX> The fact you mention it screams guilty.
50:00 <Marlo> ive experimented in my younger years, yes
52:00 <Marlo> damn
53:00 <stompin> going odff
54:00 <Marlo> https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/27330307/australian-jihadi-doctor-a-womaniser-report/
55:00 <Marlo> wtf, why would he throw away he's life and future like that? wat a shame, such a waste
55:00 <Marlo> he is only in his late 20s
55:00 <Marlo> and is a doctor.
55:00 <zaim> womaniser - a man who likes many women and has short sexual relationships with them.
55:00 <Marlo> one of the most respected and prestegious professions in the world
55:00 <Marlo> when your a guy and you're a doctor, any women would consider you
56:00 <Marlo> and their parents would automatically approve of you
56:00 <Marlo> not to mention that you woud be rich as well
57:00 <StrykerX> Marlo, you're a chick aren't you?
57:00 <Marlo> no im a male
58:00 <Marlo> and one heck of a man at that
58:00 <Marlo> 7'3 inches. :D
58:00 <StrykerX> -3 for realism factor
58:00 <StrykerX> Wait
59:00 <StrykerX> Nevermind
59:00 <StrykerX> You're a monster
59:00 <Marlo> lol
59:00 <Marlo> thats what all the chicks says
00:00 <Marlo> when they first meet my little friend
01:00 <Marlo> am i sounding cool atm? or like a fucken douche?
01:00 <StrykerX> Douche
01:00 <StrykerX> lol
01:00 <Marlo> oh.
01:00 <Marlo> lol
01:00 <StrykerX> However
01:00 <StrykerX> It's a pretty standard attitude on here
01:00 <StrykerX> So please carry on.
01:00 <Marlo> lol im new here, but ive noticed
03:00 <Marlo> anyone tasted that new green label cola yet?
03:00 <slinky_J> nope
03:00 <Marlo> 'coca-cola life'
03:00 <Loof> yes
03:00 <Loof> it's not bad
03:00 <Marlo> what is it like?
03:00 <Loof> little less sweet than the aspartime shit
04:00 <Loof> but still good
04:00 <Loof> least stevia is natural
04:00 <Loof> aspartime is bad shit
05:00 <Marlo> isnt it the same as coke zero?
05:00 <Loof> coke zero has aspartime
05:00 <Marlo> i see
06:00 <Fez> breasts?
07:00 <TokenDaRing> week2
08:00 <Marlo> https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/27330307/australian-jihadi-doctor-a-womaniser-report/
08:00 <Marlo> opps
09:00 <Marlo> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-01-15/homeless-man-pleads-guilty-to-rape-murder-of-hospitality-worker/6018746
09:00 <Marlo> Homeless man Scott Miller 'happy to be in jail with roof over head' after murdering Yuk Ling Lau in Melbourne
09:00 <Marlo> this is wats wrong with our prison system in this country
09:00 <Marlo> its seen as a last resort holiday/living place for desperate crims like this guy
10:00 <Marlo> prison should be a place ppl dont want to go to
10:00 <Marlo> a place of misery and punishment
10:00 <Marlo> not a place where someone with freedom is actually lookin good to go to
11:00 <Loof> i'd rather be in jail than sleeping on the streets in this weather
11:00 <Marlo> true
11:00 <Marlo> but thats problem, because homeless ppl would no longer be deterred from committing crimes
12:00 <Marlo> if they know that after committing it, they will get a roof over their head, warmth and free food
12:00 <Loof> maybe they should do something about homelessness then
13:00 <Loof> unless they're homeless because of drugs or alcohol
13:00 <Marlo> perhaps
13:00 <Loof> in which case fuck them
13:00 <Marlo> yeah
14:00 <Marlo> im considering making a hobobait in my front lawn
14:00 <Marlo> put out some beers and bag of doritos or someshit, leave it there overnight
14:00 <Loof> they should offer free housing, but they get drug and breath tested constantly
14:00 <Marlo> have some homeless cunt come by to scab it, i then jump out with my baseball bat and smash his teeth out
15:00 <Marlo> he can now be homeless and teethless
18:00 <Marlo> did anyone do anything for anzac day?
18:00 <Marlo> i played some call of duty as a tribute for our fallen soldiers
18:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
18:00 <TokenDaRing> because COD is anything like what they went through
18:00 <TokenDaRing> fucking rich joke Marlo
18:00 <Marlo> i wont be in a real war, so at least least its something
18:00 <Marlo> well its a warzone simulation
19:00 <TokenDaRing> ROFL it's a fucking game
19:00 <TokenDaRing> you mong
19:00 <TokenDaRing> its nothing at all like the real thing
19:00 <TokenDaRing> not even close
19:00 <Marlo> well its the closest thing an average joe like me would ever get to warzone combat
19:00 <TokenDaRing> join the army
19:00 <Marlo> ive tried but cant
19:00 <Marlo> got limitations
19:00 <TokenDaRing> like?
20:00 <Marlo> without getting into too much detail
20:00 <Marlo> its personal, sorry
20:00 <TokenDaRing> you mean you're a fat neckbeard and can't run ten metres without breaking a sweat and needing to catch your breath?
20:00 <Marlo> lol
21:00 <Marlo> im actually quite thin due to what ive got
21:00 <Marlo> anyway, thats probably saying too much already
21:00 <Marlo> but yeah, i also had a minute silence for them as well
21:00 <TokenDaRing> you sound like a bullshit artist
21:00 <Marlo> wat did u do to comemorate anzac day?
23:00 <Marlo> TokenDaRing ok ive got mental illness which prevents me from joining the army
23:00 <TokenDaRing> ok
23:00 <BoganMan> marlo is a weak cunt
24:00 <Marlo> ?
24:00 <BoganMan> piss weak maggot
24:00 <Marlo> why?
25:00 <Marlo> because ive got depression?
25:00 <BoganMan> yeah fuking harden up princess
25:00 <Marlo> schizophrenia 
25:00 <Marlo> its not about hardening up
25:00 <BoganMan> yeh it is
26:00 <Marlo> hearing non-existant voices and hallucinations has got nothing to do with hardening up
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Marlo: you hear voices?
26:00 <Marlo> in fact, i'd probably fuck you up irl BoganMan
26:00 <BoganMan> hahahahahahah voices yer right
26:00 <BoganMan> oh yeh
26:00 <Marlo> once im off my meds and out of control, i dont hold back
26:00 <BoganMan> u and me huh?
26:00 <Marlo> i'd tear you apart like a wild animal
26:00 <Marlo> yeah
27:00 <Marlo> dont fuck with a crazy man 
27:00 <Marlo> i'd do shit a sane normal person such as yourself wouldnt even dream off
27:00 <BoganMan> hahaha sure
27:00 <BoganMan> right yeh
27:00 <Marlo> yea moite fuken wrek yah cunt
28:00 <Marlo> knock ya loights out mate
28:00 <Marlo> fuken dek yah
28:00 <BoganMan> try it pal
28:00 <Marlo> roight mate
28:00 <Marlo> down da pub 
28:00 <BoganMan> i knock yer teeth out n shove me up yer ars
28:00 <Marlo> come now cunt
28:00 <Marlo> roight matey av at it
28:00 <BoganMan> what pub
28:00 <Marlo> fuck acting like a bogan is tiring
28:00 <BoganMan> where n when
29:00 <DemonKillers-Accomplice2> Hey looking for a nice girl tonight who wants to get raped, PM me
29:00 <Marlo> nah 
29:00 <Marlo> not gona happen
29:00 <Marlo> for your sake
29:00 <Marlo> coz i know once i fight someone, i wont hold back
29:00 <StrykerX> Sorry, was wanking
29:00 <Marlo> and despite u being a dickhead atm BoganMan, u dont deserve what i'd do to you
30:00 <BoganMan> all talk pal
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Marlo: take your meds and calm down huh?
30:00 <TokenDaRing> chill out a bit
30:00 <Marlo> talk is whats saving you atm BoganMan
30:00 <Marlo> from being on permanant life support
30:00 <BoganMan> yer right
30:00 <BoganMan> illl break yer back
30:00 <Doodle> go on, give him one
31:00 <TokenDaRing> it's another night of battle of the spastics
31:00 <Marlo> lol BoganMan thats if u can even reach my neck
31:00 <Doodle> knock his block off
31:00 <Marlo> 6'8 here.
31:00 <Fez> breasts?
31:00 <Marlo> height.
31:00 <BoganMan> marlo that just u in heels bitch
31:00 <Marlo> lol
32:00 <Marlo> thats wat i did when i was younger
32:00 <Marlo> i used to be bisexual, or i guess i still am
32:00 <Doodle> olawd
33:00 <Marlo> but yeah i havent had any feelings for anothor guy for like 10 yrs or so now
33:00 <Doodle> there you go BoganMan he can beat you up then kiss you better
33:00 <Marlo> make no mistake, im not some prissy faggot princess
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Marlo is Saemon
33:00 <TokenDaRing> pretty sure
33:00 <Marlo> im a fucken mans man
33:00 <Doodle> oh
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <Marlo> bearded, tatted up, rugged 
34:00 <Doodle> how many legs do you have
34:00 <Marlo> im a concretor by trade
34:00 <TokenDaRing> you're full of shit Marlo
34:00 <Marlo> bricklayer
34:00 <TokenDaRing> did you ever go to that gym?
34:00 <TokenDaRing> the one you "joined"?
34:00 <Marlo> Doodle i have three legs ;)
34:00 <StrykerX> I thought you said before you didn't have a beard?
34:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: he's full of crap
34:00 <TokenDaRing> it's Saemon so he just says whatever
35:00 <Marlo> who the fuck is saemon
35:00 <Doodle> he's probably pissing in his jug right now
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Doodle: yeah
35:00 <Marlo> stop saying im this person
35:00 <TokenDaRing> or paying someone to piss on him, apparently he does that
35:00 <TokenDaRing> hence why his matress was so stained
35:00 <Doodle> good grief
35:00 <StrykerX> lmfao
35:00 <Doodle> get a tarp dude
35:00 <Marlo> i have no idea what is happening right now
36:00 <Doodle> me either
36:00 <Marlo> but yeah, BoganMan tough talker
36:00 <Marlo> thats all he is
36:00 <Doodle> maybe he wants a date but he is too shy to ask
36:00 <Marlo> keyboardkommando
36:00 <BoganMan> u wanna bash me bra
37:00 <Marlo> ah the classic guy likes girl, so guy acts mean to girl 
37:00 <Marlo> but in this case, im a man
37:00 <TokenDaRing> Marlo: jury is still out on that one
37:00 <Marlo> lol
37:00 <BoganMan> yeh
37:00 <BoganMan> hes a poof
38:00 <StrykerX> I feel toasty
38:00 <StrykerX> Nice hot shower
38:00 <Marlo> BoganMan i'd make you my bitch
38:00 <TokenDaRing> I feel blurg
38:00 <Marlo> bash you up
38:00 <TokenDaRing> council has been around here cutting bushes and trees back
38:00 <Marlo> then dress u up make u pretty again
38:00 <TokenDaRing> so hayfever is like a bitch now
38:00 <StrykerX> I bet.
38:00 <Doodle> bloody councils doing work
38:00 <StrykerX> How dare they?
38:00 <Marlo> yeah
39:00 <StrykerX> I hate having to move my car for the gutter sweepers just after I start work
39:00 <Marlo> doing what my taxpayer money pays them to do
39:00 <StrykerX> Fuck em. Get a dustpan and sweep i
39:00 <Doodle> nobody sweeps my gutters
39:00 <StrykerX> t
39:00 <StrykerX> Lazy cunts
39:00 <Doodle> hot
39:00 <Marlo> can we sue the council for damaging our stuff?
40:00 <StrykerX> We only get an annual sweep near my house
40:00 <Marlo> im short of cash atm
40:00 <faux> My fucking internet is fucking djssojs sbeing a cunt
40:00 <Doodle> sure
40:00 <faux> Hi dewdel
40:00 <StrykerX> Daily down in the shopping area.
40:00 <Marlo> park my car underneath a tree they're cuttin
40:00 <Doodle> bloody djssojs internet
40:00 <Marlo> branch falls dents my car
40:00 <StrykerX> Marlo, they block it with those orange bollards
40:00 <Marlo> sue them for property damage
40:00 <StrykerX> Next.
40:00 <Marlo> and mental anguish
40:00 <TokenDaRing> Marlo: I hope the tree fall on you
40:00 <TokenDaRing> falls*
41:00 <StrykerX> Here's a serious question
41:00 <StrykerX> If your car is parked in the street and there's strong wind. A branch breaks and damages your car
41:00 <Marlo> welll if i can park my car because those orange bollards is blocking the way
41:00 <StrykerX> Is the council liable?
41:00 <Marlo> then thats gona upset me
41:00 <Doodle> depends on where the tree is
41:00 <Marlo> sue them for mental anguish and emotional distress
41:00 <StrykerX> Nature strip.
41:00 <Doodle> yes
41:00 <StrykerX> Hasn't happened, just a thought from Marlo's ramble.
42:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not really the fault of the council, since it's storm damage
42:00 <Doodle> they would be liable but they wouldnt admit it
42:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, I see it as a grey area.
42:00 <slinky_J> mm cold pizza
42:00 <Doodle> if the trees were safe before the storm you'd have to go to court probably
43:00 <Doodle> or wind or whatever
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Doodle: act of nature defense
43:00 <TokenDaRing> that's all t hey have to claim
43:00 <Doodle> if they were neglected and rotted and dried out you'd have a case though
43:00 <TokenDaRing> unless you're insured
44:00 <TokenDaRing> you have no chance of getting anything done about it
44:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, the local council suddenly cares about old trees.
44:00 <StrykerX> Must've been sued recently.
44:00 <StrykerX> And uneven footpaths
44:00 <StrykerX> Must be a rich granny here somewhere.
45:00 <Doodle> http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/955/273/e02.png
45:00 <Marlo> its all taxpayers money anyway that gets payed out to lawsuits
45:00 <Marlo> so its no big loss to them
45:00 <TokenDaRing> rate payers
45:00 <TokenDaRing> not tax in a council area
45:00 <StrykerX> lol
45:00 <TokenDaRing> and they can throw money at the lawsuit
45:00 <Marlo> tomaytoes tomatoes
46:00 <StrykerX> Simbruh
46:00 <StrykerX> Simba?
46:00 <TokenDaRing> Father?
46:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, councils are good at spending up on useless shit
46:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: usually shit only old people care about too
46:00 <StrykerX> Yup
46:00 <Marlo> well we will all be old one day
47:00 <Marlo> and then we'd care about it too
47:00 <faux> Hehe my client  has matched stryker and tokens nicks a hot pink 
47:00 <faux> V cute
47:00 <StrykerX> Local community group were pushing for the local library to be brought out of the prehistoric ages
47:00 <TokenDaRing> sweet faux
47:00 <TokenDaRing> what client?
47:00 <StrykerX> The oldies spoke up "We don't need a library"
47:00 <StrykerX> So it didn't happen.
47:00 <Marlo> lol they're right though
47:00 <StrykerX> faux, ohh ssssweety
47:00 <Marlo> who even goes to a lbirary these days
47:00 <StrykerX> Marlo, disadvantaged children
47:00 <Marlo> except for making masuturbation vids
48:00 <Marlo> or as a place to jerk off
48:00 <StrykerX> Whos parents choose food over internet etc
48:00 <TokenDaRing> Marlo: I've gone to the local library here
48:00 <frayedknot> faux: TokenDaRing and StrykerX are the same colour for me too, but blue here (xchat)
48:00 <TokenDaRing> there's always a lot of people there
48:00 <Marlo> to do what?
48:00 <TokenDaRing> to do uni work
48:00 <TokenDaRing> gets me out of the house
48:00 <Marlo> fair nuff
48:00 <StrykerX> Exactly
48:00 <TokenDaRing> don't have to travel 40 minutes to go there
48:00 <Marlo> but with the age of ebooks 
49:00 <Marlo> dont see books and libraries being round much longer
49:00 <StrykerX> Marlo, it's also a good study space for students
49:00 <TokenDaRing> there's always people there, always hard to get a table
49:00 <StrykerX> Quiet
49:00 <StrykerX> With more and more living in shared housing
49:00 <StrykerX> Due to cost of living
49:00 <TokenDaRing> it's also a good community service for things like internet and printing
49:00 <StrykerX> It's hard to get somewhere quiet to study.
49:00 <paradise> U SAW IT U TOOK IT WELCOME TO paradise
49:00 <Doodle> i should rent out my living room to students as a study area
50:00 <Doodle> the cat might annoy them tho
50:00 <StrykerX> The concept of a traditional library may be dying
50:00 <Marlo> u gona write me an essay on why ppl go to libraries StrykerX?
50:00 <Marlo> jesus h christ
50:00 <StrykerX> But the additional services aren't
50:00 <Marlo> talk about mr library advocate here
50:00 <Doodle> YEAH GET ON WITH IT DICKENS
50:00 <StrykerX> Marlo, UMADBRO?
50:00 <TokenDaRing> Marlo: tell us more about how you like to dress guys up in drag and fuck them
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
50:00 <Marlo> TokenDaRing that was my 20s phase
51:00 <StrykerX> If you haven't caught on, I'm very pro local library upgrade
51:00 <thestig> i think a homr library would be cool
51:00 <paradise> i gotta stop having sex with my step daughter
51:00 <Marlo> its a chapter of my life that i no longer visit
51:00 <Doodle> whatttttttt
51:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Marlo: so you just do the gay part now?
51:00 <TokenDaRing> ok
51:00 <Doodle> yes paradise, yes you do
51:00 <Marlo> no, i used to be bisexual when i was in my early 20s
51:00 <Marlo> used to date n do both men and woman
52:00 <thestig> once a faggot always a faggot
52:00 <Marlo> now though, i only get with women
52:00 <Doodle> with penises
52:00 <StrykerX> Arsehole gaping too much
52:00 <StrykerX> And had to quit?
52:00 <Marlo> no, i was never a taker lol
52:00 <StrykerX> They all say that..
52:00 <Marlo> i was always a giver in my encounters with men
52:00 <paradise> i gotta stop having sex with my grandma
52:00 <Marlo> you've met many gay/bisexual men have you StrykerX?
52:00 <thestig> marlo you admited to sucking dick before
53:00 <Doodle> yes paradise, yes you do
53:00 <paradise> lol
53:00 <Doodle> your poor family
54:00 <Marlo> incest is just wrong ugh
54:00 <Marlo> that incest cult in outback australia
54:00 <Doodle> unless its twin sisters
54:00 <Marlo> was just wtf
54:00 <Doodle> then its ok
54:00 <thestig> not if you are tasmanian 
54:00 <Marlo> lol Doodle
54:00 <Marlo> i like the way you think
54:00 <paradise> yasssie invent incest
54:00 <paradise> along with poppies
54:00 <Marlo> the twins would have to be fit though
55:00 <Marlo> if they are twin sisters who are fit and hot, then its ok
55:00 <Doodle> they wouldnt fit in bed otherwise
55:00 <Marlo> of they are fat, then no
55:00 <thestig> who cares if they are fat
55:00 <Doodle> yeah i'd still watch
55:00 <thestig> twins are twins 
55:00 <Marlo> well fat ppl stinks like cheese
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <Marlo> sour cheesy smell, i think its sweaty asscrack smell
56:00 <Marlo> its so gross
56:00 <Doodle> just watch from a distance
56:00 <thestig> lol
57:00 <paradise> watch me fuck on video babe we can take it old school fuck on video u know u want video
57:00 <thestig> vhs
57:00 <Doodle> paradise we're not your family
57:00 <thestig> hi 8 baby
57:00 <Marlo> doodle yeh lol
58:00 <Marlo> but ive your ever on a bus, train, or in line at the checkout
58:00 <Marlo> and one is next to you
58:00 <Marlo> omg
58:00 <Doodle> i dont do public transport
58:00 <Marlo> i've perfected the art of talkin while breathholding i believe
58:00 <stompin> lol
58:00 <paradise> i can see ur condom frowning now
59:00 <paradise> public sex
59:00 <Marlo> ive gotta use public tranport :/
59:00 <Marlo> DUI's
00:00 <Doodle> do you take your wheelbarrow full of bricks on the train
00:00 <Marlo> lol no
00:00 <Marlo> all work related stull my workmate takes care off
01:00 <paradise> faux is worth 4mb
01:00 <Doodle> filth
01:00 <paradise> faux is worth 2.5mb
02:00 <StrykerX> faux wears pants?
02:00 <StrykerX> News to me.
02:00 <paradise> faux likes to wear fluro pants
02:00 <StrykerX> I mean.. Ohai faux
03:00 <paradise> hi faux im a muslim and i dont like u
03:00 <Doodle> oh thats why you fuck your family
03:00 <thestig> lol
03:00 <paradise> abc news 24/7
04:00 <StrykerX> Channel 24
04:00 <StrykerX> I think
04:00 <paradise> BEEP BEEP BEEP
05:00 <paradise> Doodle was bred in a mafia family
05:00 <paradise> Doodle is the child of a down syndrome child
05:00 <Doodle> crikey
05:00 <paradise> Doodle is mentally challenged
05:00 <Doodle> go on
06:00 <paradise> Doodle finds tasks as putting on shoes difficult
06:00 <Doodle> this is amazing, are you a clairvoyant
06:00 <paradise> he finds shoe laces difficult
06:00 <paradise> mentally challengening for him
06:00 <StrykerX> paradise, are you a bit special mate?
07:00 <Doodle> i believe its pronounced pethal
07:00 <paradise> Doodle was rasied in child protection coz he molested his sister
07:00 <StrykerX> Oh
07:00 <StrykerX> My bad
07:00 <Doodle> ok
07:00 <StrykerX> Rasied
07:00 <StrykerX> You were RASIED Doodle?
07:00 <Doodle> i was a lot of things apparently
07:00 <StrykerX> That's kinda hot.
07:00 <paradise> Doodle users linux coz he finds windows mentally challenging
08:00 <paradise> Bang a Beat MutherFukKeR
09:00 <paradise> im a slave 4 u
10:00 <Fez> ball bugs
10:00 <paradise> Hello Fez
10:00 <paradise> whats ur mentall illiness
10:00 <Fez> 17
10:00 <StrykerX> Illiness?
10:00 <paradise> are u challenged by the pretty lights
10:00 <StrykerX> paradise is spelling challenged.
11:00 <paradise> StrykerX raped a broder collie x german shepard
11:00 <StrykerX> Also grammatically challenged.
11:00 <Fez> paradise . its ok I wont judge you
11:00 <StrykerX> Broder collie?
11:00 <paradise> StrykerX had sex with a emu
11:00 <StrykerX> An*
11:00 <paradise> that why emus place there heads in the ground
12:00 <StrykerX> That's*
12:00 <StrykerX> Their*
12:00 <paradise> StrykerX has autism so dont be creative with ur tezt
12:00 <paradise> he will have a episode
12:00 <StrykerX> An*
13:00 <StrykerX> paradise's IQ matches his shoe size.
13:00 <paradise> StrykerX users IRC what a fool
13:00 <StrykerX> Uses*
13:00 <paradise> StrykerX stores his child porn on iCloud
14:00 <StrykerX> That was your best typed line yet.
14:00 <Fez> any evidence of that?
14:00 <StrykerX> And it involved child porn. Says alot about you, paradise.
14:00 <paradise> StrykerX is into young boys
15:00 <StrykerX> Now pedo talk. Also, error free.
15:00 <StrykerX> On a minimum level anyway.
15:00 <paradise> StrykerX is into animal porn
15:00 <paradise> StrykerX knows the ins n outs of animals having sex
15:00 <Fez> humans are animals....
16:00 <paradise> the male erects its penis 
16:00 <paradise> StrykerX had sex with a goat
18:00 <paradise> StrykerX users AUSTNET
19:00 <paradise> hahahahaha
19:00 <paradise> u want to fuck StrykerX
19:00 <paradise> ill give u my address
19:00 <paradise> ill fucking bury u in goats cheese
19:00 <TokenDaRing> paradise: shut up
20:00 <paradise> kkk
20:00 <amsy> cooked
22:00 <doctor> my illness is that i'm the only sane person in a world gone mad
22:00 <doctor> do you happen to be an aquarium?
22:00 <paradise> ur a failed jihadis that harasses women doctor
23:00 <slinky_J> Finn teh Fleshpillow
23:00 <doctor> well that's not true and quite personally i find that offensive
24:00 <paradise> suspect is armed and dangerous armed with 256kb of data
25:00 <Fez> 256 keyboards of data?
25:00 <paradise> 512
26:00 <Fez> data from star trek?
27:00 <Fez> huhuhuh?
28:00 <paradise> BEEP BEEP BEEP
28:00 <paradise> 730PM
29:00 <Fez> not everywhere
33:00 <paradise> fez users wireshark to perv on ur text
34:00 <paradise> fez is a hacker
34:00 <paradise> he hacked 127.0.0.1
35:00 <paradise> Fez favorite song by britney spears is bOyz
36:00 <paradise> outrageous
37:00 <slinky_J> stop sucking
37:00 <paradise> slinky_J wears a coat made of cat fur
37:00 <paradise> his a punce
38:00 <paradise> cops r laughing m8
39:00 <paradise> im not a girl im not a women
40:00 <paradise> give me more
40:00 <TNT> go n blow urself up, u go to paradise
41:00 <paradise> TNT is sexually fuirstated
41:00 <paradise> give me more
42:00 <couleurs> ok
42:00 <stompin> going off like yserdays cum in the sun
42:00 <paradise> couleurs stompin is saying he cummed on ur lips
43:00 <amsy> lol
43:00 <couleurs> shut up chris!!!!!!!!
43:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !!!!!!!!!!
43:00 <amsy> hi cc !!!!!!!!!!!!
43:00 <amsy> http://31.media.tumblr.com/c0faa6de9f5957a5edf2b968ec60075c/tumblr_nl4grrSeK31tlb56zo1_400.gif us
44:00 <doctor> Hello amsy, Hello couleurs 
44:00 <amsy> hello doctor
44:00 <couleurs> crops n crobbers
44:00 <amsy> hehehe
44:00 <couleurs> hello docter
44:00 <doctor> crabs
44:00 <couleurs> My Kitchen Drools!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/Gw3Nw6V.gifv
45:00 <couleurs> i still got a pimpel...
45:00 <paradise> myyyyyyyyy nigggahs were u atttttttttttttt @@@@@
45:00 <paradise> u got a pimple on ur ballsack couleurs
45:00 <couleurs> lol shiber
46:00 <couleurs> BIG BOX, MEDIUM BOX, SMALL BOX, ANT BOX
46:00 <paradise> ill take the large box
46:00 <paradise> coz i have a huge cock
46:00 <couleurs> ur a ballsack 
46:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/IXPavx6.jpg
46:00 <couleurs> lmao
47:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/DthGsVQ.jpg me in the blue
47:00 <couleurs> the woman is like 'dude wtf' and the dog is like 'ticket pls woof'
47:00 <amsy> lmao
47:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/jcbsJlh.gifv u
47:00 <amsy> thats it
48:00 <couleurs> lol that's beehh
48:00 <amsy> LMAO
48:00 <amsy> Cool Dude
48:00 <paradise> couleurs had sex with a lesure suit larry on a 486dx
48:00 <couleurs> holy shit that dog likes to be dressed
49:00 <paradise> i like dresseing my dog up in toddler clothing
49:00 <couleurs> u r toddler clothing 
50:00 <paradise> u want to kniow what takes real courage holding the ball togheter when the stakes are this low
50:00 <paradise> we are surviors
51:00 <couleurs> omg i hate girl blogs that make it hard to find the navigation bit
51:00 <couleurs> pics of me feat 200px font... navigation font 1px
51:00 <paradise> feet or font
51:00 <slinky_J> man Penny is a slut
52:00 <couleurs> Hot.
52:00 <couleurs> xD
53:00 <paradise> ur blown the bandwidth
53:00 <paradise> sorry darl
56:00 <paradise> this time for australia
56:00 <paradise> why did he create so many countries
57:00 <paradise> VW
58:00 <paradise> If our minds are ruled by destructive emotions, by self-centredness, with little regard for others, we won’t be happy. As social animals we need to work together. With friends around us, we feel secure, happy and our minds are calm. We’re physically well too. When we’re filled with anger, fear and frustration, our minds are upset and our health declines. Therefore, the ultimate source 
58:00 <paradise> of happiness is warmheartedness.
58:00 <stebie> no
59:00 <couleurs> no
59:00 <paradise> sted ur old n useless
59:00 <paradise> stebie
59:00 <paradise> stebie ur as useless as piece of shit being flushed by a digital toilet
00:00 <stebie> i function fine, thank you
00:00 <Doodle> YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
00:00 <Doodle> not you luvr
00:00 <stebie> ^_^
00:00 <couleurs> `ben paradise get out of hear
00:00 <TNT> ur mouth is a whore
01:00 <slinky_J> can't stand people that believe anger to be an irrational emotion
01:00 <Doodle> :o
01:00 <amsy> lol roodles
02:00 <Doodle> amsypoos ^_^
02:00 <paradise> Doodle is a stale poo
02:00 <Doodle> i beg your pardon
02:00 <Doodle> i am fresh as a daisy
03:00 <amsy> :)
04:00 <stebie> he's a Doodle, obviously
04:00 <stebie> your knowledge of anatomy is lacking
04:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
04:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
04:00 <amsy> send a video of that pls doodle
04:00 <Liinda> hi all =)
04:00 <Doodle> :o
04:00 <couleurs> what's anatomy
04:00 <stompin> Liinda ;)
05:00 <Doodle> rude
05:00 <amsy> hey Liinda
05:00 <paradise> Doodle is mentally challebnged by the flush of a button
05:00 <couleurs> <Loof> yawn
05:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda
05:00 <Liinda> stompy!
05:00 <stompin> how be u
05:00 <amsy> lol
05:00 <Liinda> hey amsy!
05:00 <Liinda> hai Doodle
05:00 <couleurs> SORRY KEY GOT STUCK
05:00 <amsy> lmao
05:00 <Liinda> im good stomps where u been!
05:00 <paradise> loof is a known pedophile from werribee
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <couleurs> finally you say something good chris
06:00 <stebie> cwistofu
06:00 <stebie> shoosh
06:00 <Serenity> its not chris
06:00 <stebie> oh
06:00 <amsy> it cant be chris
06:00 <stebie> lol
06:00 <couleurs> aw
06:00 <Serenity> chris cant join here with his optus account anymore
06:00 <Zade> bye bye wildturkey
06:00 <Serenity> ^^
07:00 <Serenity> it was WT
07:00 <amsy> lol really? i forgot that guy existed
07:00 <Liinda> oh WT
07:00 <couleurs> me 2
07:00 <Serenity> the 'insert nick is a known pedofile' is his line
08:00 <stompin> been sick sucks
09:00 <flee> this server is shit
09:00 <flee> ill flood it til the kingdom come
10:00 <Doodle> hehe come
11:00 <amsy> Cum. :P
12:00 <TheRiddler> I had a kebab
13:00 <couleurs> ok
13:00 <couleurs> bona betit
14:00 <couleurs> hi xm
14:00 <Marlo> hrm
14:00 <stebie> he didn't last long
14:00 <stebie> flood away
14:00 <amsy> hey xm
14:00 <amsy> hello ash too
14:00 <amsy> and hi stiggy
14:00 <TheRiddler> hai amsy
14:00 <Liinda> hai xm
15:00 <Liinda> hai stigness
15:00 <TheRiddler> hai Liinda
15:00 <stompin> :O
15:00 <Liinda> hai TheRiddler :)
15:00 <Marlo> ooo TheRiddler gets a smiley face
15:00 <xm> ey couleurs , amsy. Liinda 
15:00 <Marlo> Liinda and TheRiddler sitting in a tree
15:00 <Marlo> k-i-s-s-i-g-n
15:00 <Liinda> SMILING
15:00 <Liinda> lol Marlo
15:00 <couleurs> t-y-p-i-n-g
16:00 <Liinda> i cbf'd with e the -'s
16:00 <amsy> i got an exclamation mark
16:00 <amsy> what does that mean
16:00 <Doodle> !
16:00 <couleurs> ok u r fired as my seceretery 
16:00 <Liinda> lol
16:00 <thestig> hi amsy hi liindaaa
17:00 <Liinda> I dont know who Marlo is so...
17:00 <couleurs> video game plumber
17:00 <Liinda> hi Marlo <333333
17:00 <amsy> hahahaha
18:00 <Marlo> im the new guy
18:00 <Doodle> loool couleurs
18:00 <amsy> you have to pass a series of tests to be accepted
18:00 <amsy> test 1
18:00 <amsy> are you an idiot?
19:00 <Liinda> test 2
19:00 <Marlo> lol yep
19:00 <Liinda> Are you sure?
19:00 <amsy> damn :(
19:00 <Doodle> theyre going to make you send dick pics
19:00 <Marlo> pretty sure
19:00 <Doodle> heads up
19:00 <Liinda> Well, only an idiot would say that hey
19:00 <Marlo> bit about me, im male, in my 30s, 6'8, used to be bisexual, suffer from mental illness, bricklayer by trade
19:00 <Liinda> SHHH Doodle
19:00 <Marlo> thats me in a nutshell
19:00 <TheRiddler> 1 ! is they like you many !'s means they like you alot
19:00 <Doodle> so now you're a bricklayer instead of a pricklayer?
19:00 <Liinda> everyone in here suffers from something
19:00 <TheRiddler> ltns Fiona
20:00 <Doodle> O ZING
20:00 <Marlo> lol Doodle
20:00 <thestig> i like moneyy
20:00 <stompin> dick picks for all from Doodle
20:00 <Lumeah> What kinda mental illnesses? 
20:00 <couleurs> r u aussie shaquille o'neal
20:00 <Doodle> ok stompin hang on
20:00 <Liinda> i suffer from icantstopthinkingaboutdicktidis
20:00 <amsy> 6'8
20:00 <Lumeah> Lol 
20:00 <thestig> there is a mouse in my house! electrocution or drowning?
20:00 <amsy> hes actually a fridge guys
20:00 <Marlo> Lumeah schizophrenia and depression
20:00 <Liinda> Noooo stiggy! let it live
20:00 <Doodle> lol i'm taller than my fridge and i'm only 6'2
20:00 <Lumeah> Whats that do to ya? 
20:00 <couleurs> hehe good 1 
20:00 <amsy> oh
20:00 <amsy> yeah fridges arent that tall really
20:00 <Marlo> makes me see and hear shit thats not really there
20:00 <amsy> lmao
21:00 <Marlo> and then makes me sad
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <Lumeah> Well you aren't alone here. Lol :p
21:00 <Marlo> and uhappy
21:00 <thestig> liinda but it is a dirty mouse
21:00 <Doodle> you know what makes me sad
21:00 <Doodle> split ends in my chin pubes
21:00 <TheRiddler> same thing with the type of greeting the use
21:00 <Liinda> thestig nawh dont hurt the little one :(
21:00 <couleurs> i'm only 6'1 and i'm taller then 4 bar fridges stacked together -_- dealwithit.gif
21:00 <amsy> im only 6'0 and im about the same height as a fridge
21:00 <amsy> so....
21:00 <TheRiddler> *they
22:00 <amsy> im an idiot too
22:00 <Doodle> only
22:00 <amsy> kek
22:00 <TheRiddler> like heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is they really like you and hi is they're indifferent
22:00 <Marlo> 6'0 should be the height limit for women i reckon
22:00 <Doodle> no
22:00 <thestig> liinda what if it has mates and they gang up on me
22:00 <Doodle> tall chicks are hottttt
22:00 <Marlo> any taller and their features begin to be manly
22:00 <Liinda> it 5'4
22:00 <TheRiddler> communication 101
22:00 <Marlo> large hands large feet
22:00 <Marlo> no thank you
23:00 <Marlo> uhk
23:00 <Liinda> thestig nawh, they'll be happy you let him live so they will be nice to you
23:00 <stompin> im 3'9 with a ten foot dick
23:00 <Marlo> i know a chick around 6'2, she hand the manliest hands ever
23:00 <Liinda> how big was her penis?
23:00 <Marlo> lol
23:00 <Liinda> :P
23:00 <stompin> lol
23:00 <Lumeah> Lol
23:00 <Marlo> it could have been a tranny
24:00 <Marlo> never know
24:00 <Lumeah> What about chicks with ruff hands? 
24:00 <Marlo> ive seen some of them around too
24:00 <Marlo> chicks who are mechanics
25:00 <Marlo> and in the fields with hard labor
25:00 <couleurs> where do you live Marlo... sounds like bizzaro wurld
25:00 <Marlo> atm im in sydney
25:00 <Liinda> LOOF!
25:00 <Marlo> thinkin of relocating soon
25:00 <couleurs> do you play FiFa
25:00 <Marlo> wats dat?
26:00 <Liinda> haha
26:00 <couleurs> IGNORE ON
26:00 <Loof> sup
26:00 <Marlo> lol
26:00 <roRz> Loof
26:00 <roRz> Marlo
26:00 <Marlo> yes?
26:00 <faux> test
26:00 <Lumeah> Where to? 
26:00 <couleurs> hi faux welcome home
27:00 <Marlo> ive cheated in ever test in highschool
27:00 <Liinda> testes
27:00 <faux> Phew
27:00 <faux> Hi
27:00 <Marlo> the good old small peice of paper with super small writing
27:00 <Loof> Lumeahs got some kinda disease. So it's no fucking secrte, why she smells like cheeseeeee
28:00 <Liinda> that was cheesy loof :P
28:00 <Loof> so was pieter's knob
28:00 <Liinda> Did you see it?
28:00 <Loof> everyone did
28:00 <Loof> :(
28:00 <Liinda> Phew, I havent
28:00 <Loof> lucky u
28:00 <faux> Lucky you
28:00 <Liinda> Uh huh!
28:00 <Lumeah> Loof u say that cuz u got none 
28:00 <faux> LOL
28:00 <flee> hey oh hey oh hey oh
28:00 <faux> This is what I say oooohh
29:00 <flee> AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
29:00 <Liinda> scarnon flee
29:00 <flee> sup Liinda
29:00 <Liinda> =)
29:00 <faux> Oh I thought you were singing rhcp
29:00 <faux> Pft
29:00 <Liinda> and boom
29:00 <Marlo> OI OI OI!!
29:00 <Liinda> in the culo
30:00 <roRz> oioioi
30:00 <TNT> in ur culo?
30:00 <roRz> whos aussie?
30:00 <Marlo> i hate that chant
30:00 <couleurs> this place goin' off
30:00 <Marlo> its embaressing
30:00 <Marlo> when we do it at international sports events
30:00 <couleurs> off like Loof's cheese
30:00 <Marlo> other nations looks on incredulously
30:00 <couleurs> Hahaha!!!!
30:00 <Liinda> not creativity in it 
30:00 <roRz> lol
30:00 <Liinda> *no
30:00 <stompin> bewbiessssssssssss
31:00 <Liinda> boobie boobie boobie!
31:00 <Loof> austfailure
31:00 <roRz> why is flee banned?
31:00 <stebie> because i'm a rogue nazi op
33:00 <faux> `ban faux
34:00 <stebie> no
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> was it a script ban
35:00 <TheRiddler> hai superfunhappyslide
35:00 <TheRiddler> can I play on your slide? :p
35:00 <slinky_J> ehehe
36:00 <stebie> nah, all me
36:00 <superfunhappyslide> Hey TheRiddler
36:00 <Loof> hey TheWeebo u knobgoblin
37:00 <TNT> hey Loof, wipe ur chin, u're drbblin bullshit
37:00 <roRz> why ban flee?
37:00 <TNT> +i
37:00 <roRz> we not allowed to sing aussie aussie oi oi?
37:00 <Loof> so funny TNT did your mum tell you what to type?
37:00 <Loof> she must be so proud
43:00 <stompin> tessa bewbies out
43:00 <tessa> Hi guys
44:00 <xm> * [tessa] #adelaide #sydney #melbourne #sex #adelaidesa @#3waysex @#groupsex 
44:00 <xm> lol
44:00 <xm> where's the party at, tessa ?
44:00 <stompin> in her pants ;)
45:00 <NDMK> Serenity = Sarah Little (gonna rape your skull)
45:00 <NDMK> Lori Webster = Maurice (going to pig fuk you)
45:00 <couleurs> hi tessa show me your ess
45:00 <Liinda> i bet she aint wearing any :P
45:00 <Lumeah> Lol
45:00 <Serenity> these stalkers are hell bad at their jobs
45:00 <stebie> lol
45:00 <Lumeah> Seriously will people learn 
45:00 <KillerClown> thats so ameture
46:00 <KillerClown> no numbers  no addy no pic no emails
46:00 <Serenity> stebie - john smith
46:00 <KillerClown> offt
46:00 <Serenity> cause i posted it its true!
46:00 <stebie> wait, how do you know me?
46:00 <Serenity> cuz u r stalkz
47:00 <stebie> :<
47:00 <Serenity> i r.. derp
47:00 <stebie> :F
48:00 <Serenity> im so tired lol we've been riding bikes all arvo..
48:00 <Serenity> apparently im not 15 anymore x_x
48:00 <couleurs> pics
49:00 <Serenity> i only have pics of the kids n you guys arent getting those
50:00 <xm> did you ride on the road and teach them road safety things like doing wheelies 
50:00 <Serenity> ahh no lol
50:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
51:00 <couleurs> did you all wear helmets and merge into traffic without looking and then complain after you were honked at
51:00 <Serenity> sif we were on the road with kids
52:00 <couleurs> phew, you win
52:00 <couleurs> ...this time gadget!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <Serenity> i took a pic of a duck..
54:00 <Serenity> quack
54:00 <TNT> mr duck
54:00 <bonky> Did it actually quack or are you making the story more interesting?
54:00 <stebie> my mate got taken out by a car today ._.
54:00 <bonky> :\
54:00 <xm> i once saw a bunch of bikies stop the road so that a mother duck and her ducklings could cross the road safely
54:00 <xm> true story bro
55:00 <bonky> Much damage stebie?
55:00 <Loof> would you quack, would you quack like a duck when we fuck. would you fart on my balls for good luck
55:00 <faux> My friend reversed into my other friend and her thing got caught under the wheel
55:00 <stebie> bonky, yeah his hand is fucked, getting surgery on it tonight
55:00 <stebie> collected him around 40km/h
55:00 <bonky> Eep.. hope it is a full recovery
55:00 <stebie> bike snapped in 2
56:00 <stebie> he caught it all on his phone too
56:00 <Serenity> it quacked a lot
56:00 <bonky> I was hit by a taxi crossing king street several years ago. Ended up unconscious for several minutes and the skin on half my face removed
57:00 <stebie> :O
57:00 <couleurs> pics
57:00 <faux> It was the funniest moment of my life
57:00 <faux> Thong*
57:00 <faux> That wasn't today though stebie just reminded me of it
57:00 <faux> Ok
57:00 <bonky> The only lasting damage is dodgy memory when it comes to faces and names etc
57:00 <roRz> lets hope your friend is ok stebie
58:00 <bonky> Mmm.. hands are pretty important
58:00 <bonky> And fragile
59:00 <Loof> so are brains
59:00 <bonky> Eh.. they have their own cushioning for low impacts
59:00 <Loof> yeah i guess
59:00 <stebie> thanks jerome
59:00 <Loof> may people seem to live without brains
00:00 <Loof> like jerome
00:00 <TheRiddler> if you say that to a american faux they'd be wondering how their underwear got caught under the wheel
00:00 <Loof> many^
00:00 <roRz> i say this because i lost one of my best mates 2 years ago to a similar incident
00:00 <roRz> however he was going very fast on a moto bike and drunk and no helmet or no registration
00:00 <roRz> but still u gotta look out for them even if they could die
01:00 <stebie> so your friend was being a douche and it cost him his life
01:00 <bonky> Get it around here a lot at night time.. no lights, no helmets belting along some rather busy roads
01:00 <bonky> I was an eejit once.. but never did that
02:00 <roRz> well no he wasnt being a douche
02:00 <roRz> there is more to it but no point in saying so
02:00 <roRz> if you want to make remarks like that
03:00 <stebie> he was speeding, drunk, no helmet and no reg
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <stebie> sounds like a winner
03:00 <roRz> u ppl very fucked up
03:00 <roRz> lets hope your friend is ok stebie
03:00 <Loof> sounds like he deserved it
03:00 <Loof> imo
03:00 <bonky> No.. we just have a slightly better understanding of risk and the probability of said risk
03:00 <stebie> yep, my mate wasn't speeding, was sober, had a helmet and on a bicycle
03:00 <stebie> so yeah, 0/4
03:00 <roRz> this no bike
03:00 <bonky> Something most males under 25 don't understand
03:00 <stebie> hopefully he is
03:00 <roRz> moto
04:00 <Serenity> lol so true bonky
04:00 <roRz> he professional moto cross rider but i wont bother anymore
04:00 <Loof> can he sue him stebs?
04:00 <stebie> so that excuses him how exactly?
04:00 <TNT> not pro at all if he goes against the law
04:00 <Loof> i'm getting the story mixed up i think
04:00 <roRz> he spend his life doing similar shit but this time no good
05:00 <stebie> Loof, yeah, well, police were there and all... a lot of shit broke as a result
05:00 <Loof> cool
05:00 <stebie> will get an update from him tomorrow
05:00 <Loof> sweet
05:00 <Serenity> drunk,speeding, no helment and unlicensed... derp
05:00 <roRz> anyways no more or i may go insane and do some things i wont regret
05:00 <stebie> hopefully his surgery goes a-o-k
05:00 <stebie> Loof, caught up on wentworth yet?
05:00 <Loof> not yet man
05:00 <stebie> gosh man
05:00 <roRz> you ppl have no heart no soul
05:00 <stebie> you're the one telling me about it
05:00 <stebie> lol
06:00 <Loof> i know lol
06:00 <stebie> i think i still need to watch the 3rd ep anyway
06:00 <Loof> haven't been watching much of anything lately
06:00 <roRz> so its ok for you to make smart ass remark is it?
06:00 <Loof> just been hectic times
07:00 <bonky> Mmmm.. delicious Π
07:00 <roRz> i had to witness his smashed up body out front of my house it was not a good way to see a good mate go that u known since u were babies
07:00 <roRz> just hope ur friend is ok stebie
07:00 <jonesey_the_cat> Serenity = Sarah Little (gonna rape your skull)
07:00 <jonesey_the_cat> Lori Webster = Maurice (going to pig fuk you)
07:00 <jonesey_the_cat> STEBIE IS A FUCKING FAGGOT HIS BROTHER IS A DUMB JUNKIE I WILL RAPE YOUR ASS ANYTIME ILIKE
07:00 <jonesey_the_cat> Steven De Bruyn (going to pig fuk you get on all fours)
07:00 <jonesey_the_cat> Serenity's FaceBook Profile https://www.facebook.com/MysTeri0usMe?fref=ts
07:00 <jonesey_the_cat> notice how shes 500 kilos? Gonna pig fuk her so she can lose some weight.
07:00 <jonesey_the_cat> Serenity's imaginary husband: https://www.facebook.com/ShadowLurker?fref=ts
07:00 <jonesey_the_cat> (im going to kidnap him)
08:00 <bonky> Somebody has a major bug up their arse
08:00 <roRz> stink bug maybe
08:00 <jonesey_the_cat> hey guys
08:00 <jonesey_the_cat> how are you tonite
08:00 <Serenity> rofll
08:00 <Serenity> someones a little upset
08:00 <TheRiddler> wtf does pig fuck mean
09:00 <Serenity> im not entirely sure
10:00 <roRz> maybe fucking a pig
10:00 <roRz> something like that
10:00 <TheRiddler> also who was that?
10:00 <Serenity> absolutely no idea
10:00 <bonky> Some people don't take rejection well
11:00 <Serenity> someone whos got their knickers in a twist
11:00 <TheRiddler> he shows fb profiles so it's not pollock
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <Serenity> im far far too tired to care
13:00 <bonky> Ever watched penny farthing races?.. that stuff is hilarious.. and scary as hell
17:00 <Loof> fuck off chest pain
18:00 <bonky> Err.. known cause?
24:00 <aboriginal_niqqa> Hey Maurice/Lori Webster u wanna play hockey man in Kwinina
24:00 <aboriginal_niqqa> Serenity's FaceBook Profile https://www.facebook.com/MysTeri0usMe?fref=ts
24:00 <aboriginal_niqqa> notice how shes 500 kilos? Gonna put her in a rape dungeon so she can lose some weight.
24:00 <aboriginal_niqqa> Hey Serenity/Sarah Little, whats your address babe, we can fuk so u can lose 40 pounds.
24:00 <aboriginal_niqqa> The operator Steven De Bruyn is a stupid fagot, he can't get the operator- Lori Webster's cock out of his mouth all day
24:00 <aboriginal_niqqa> Serenity's imaginary husband: https://www.facebook.com/ShadowLurker?fref=ts, Seriously, Serenity, ill stay online for a bit,
24:00 <aboriginal_niqqa> if you want to meet I got a rape dungeon. PM me. I am a nice guy In Real Life.
24:00 <aboriginal_niqqa> Maurice/Lori Webster, get that fuking out of your mouth. Hey man, howd' you get OPS?
24:00 <Maurice> Ooh I have a cock
25:00 <bonky> That's so hot right now
25:00 <Maurice> Just call me Bruce Jenner
26:00 <Afrodita> thanks for +v
26:00 <Afrodita> :)
26:00 <bonky> So Bruce.. do you come here often?
28:00 <bonky> Bastards.. how dare they make serenity work
28:00 <Serenity> i know right
28:00 <Loof> finally i see what serenity looks like
28:00 <bonky> Don't they know you've been riding all day?
28:00 <Serenity> -_-
29:00 <bonky> A new stalker has been created
29:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <Loof> cunt
29:00 <Loof> :P
29:00 <Serenity> im not really worth looking at rofl
30:00 <bonky> We've all seen worse
30:00 <Loof> how the fuck do we have two mutual friends
30:00 <Loof> bizzare
31:00 <Serenity> who are they
31:00 <Serenity> john?
31:00 <amsy> wow Maurice has a penis?
31:00 <bonky> I heard it's massive
31:00 <Serenity> xenu loof
31:00 <Loof> ahhhhh
31:00 <Loof> yeah
32:00 <Serenity> i was on xenu way before you guys knew about it
32:00 <Loof> i see
32:00 <Loof> that explains that
32:00 <Serenity> i even had xenu panties
32:00 <Loof> hot
32:00 <bonky> Kate would be shuddering right now
32:00 <Serenity> yeah lol
33:00 <Serenity> xenu knickers just didnt sound as good
33:00 <bonky> Xenu Knickerbockers howefer, is awesome
33:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <Serenity> hahaha
33:00 <Loof> xenu y fronts
35:00 <bonky> The latest must have essentials for any practicing scientologist
38:00 <bonky> I'm cold.. why am I cold?.. I'
38:00 <bonky> I'm never cold
38:00 <Loof> i find u cold
38:00 <Loof> :P
38:00 <bonky> Like Hahn Ice?
39:00 <Loof> god i want beer
39:00 <Loof> why did you have to mention beer :P
39:00 <bonky> We live in Australia?
39:00 <Loof> lol
39:00 <Loof> good answer
39:00 <bonky> Thousands died overseas a century ago?.. Piss up!.. but only after some solemn reflection of course
39:00 <Loof> rofl
43:00 <bonky> Okay.. quote of the day from my mate.. "I'm not eating that carrot, it looks like a penis"
43:00 <bonky> Dude.. almost all of them look like penises
43:00 <bonky> Man up and suck it down
44:00 <Loof> i'm not eating that penis, it looks like a penis
45:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11012089_908186952565542_5465413718295569108_n.jpg?oh=32c75133e58b76297f94dfec8a033eb6&oe=55E045C6&__gda__=1440269228_2b9d692239b2b17fd97b1939add8b5a6
45:00 <bonky> It's nice to know Tom doesn't always look sexy
46:00 <slinky_J> lol
46:00 <bonky> Plus he's just as batshit crazy as the rest of us
46:00 <slinky_J> nah
46:00 <slinky_J> he's two hundred kinds of fruity
52:00 <couleurs> thank u
54:00 <Serenity> http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/26/remember-your-loved-one-by-putting-their-ashes-in-a-dildo-5168393/
54:00 <Serenity> :|
54:00 <Bonny> are you serious?
54:00 <Bonny> that's disgusting
55:00 <bonky> Grandma!.. what are you doing with grandpapa?!?
55:00 <Serenity> its revolting ! lol
55:00 <Maurice> The teeth would probably be better, it'd rattle more
55:00 <TNT> only Serenity finds linx like that
55:00 <Serenity> yeah only I do.. thats why its all over facebook
55:00 <Maurice> It's been all over fb today
55:00 <Serenity> you fucking degenerate
56:00 <bonky> lol.. you use facebook
56:00 <TNT> easy sa re knee t
56:00 <Serenity> sure do
57:00 <bonky> All it seems to be is a spamfest now.. the modern version of a chain letter
57:00 <Serenity> only if you have shit friends on fb
57:00 <bonky> Pretty much. thankfully I was locked out of my account last year
57:00 <TNT> wat is this thing called facebook?
58:00 <thestig> want a beatiful hand bag ladies? http://www.humanleather.co.uk/
58:00 <thestig> turn your dead loved one into a hand bag today
58:00 <Serenity> :||
59:00 <bonky> My scrotum purse shall go to my mother in-law
59:00 <Serenity> stiggies
59:00 <thestig> hi hi
00:00 <TNT> ROMANGENERAL, I'll buy the General Electric company off u for 100 bux in 20's
00:00 <TNT> ooips
00:00 <Doodle> http://content.toptenhen.com/FacebookBattleOfGeniusesVsIdiots_89906054-9ccd-47af-b513-38d420cf9ae4.jpg
01:00 <thestig> hahaha
01:00 <bonky> Definitely not
01:00 <Serenity> roflll
02:00 <Immutable> that dildo shit is stupid
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <slinky_J> aw mang good actor on SVU next week
03:00 <bonky> So when the dildo owner dies.. do you burn them with the dildo still inside.. and gift that to the next person via a dildo?
03:00 <slinky_J> not that u poofs care :((
03:00 <bonky> Dildoception?
06:00 <bonky> No you're right.. I should stop thinking so much
06:00 <slinky_J> "I abhor the dull routine of existence."
13:00 <Loof> i challange you to sleep after seeing this: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-9/1461516_669323956441345_2103121179_n.jpg?oh=c73fb1dbef58835e84384009c9e01539&oe=55D6269C&__gda__=1440762694_f57f7fa1deb562d24ae647ce3ff4f317
13:00 <Marlo> wats the creepy thing??
14:00 <bonky> Look at the arms.. I think that's it
14:00 <Marlo> i dont see anything other than the family on the bench
14:00 <Loof> who's hand is that on the far left?
14:00 <slinky_J> i dont need to see it
14:00 <Loof> lol
14:00 <slinky_J> my dreams make horror films wet their beds
14:00 <slinky_J> ;D
14:00 <Marlo> pfffft thats supposed to be creepy?
15:00 <Marlo> its the babies arm
15:00 <Marlo> the one sitting in the mothers lap
15:00 <xm> that baby obviously does Yoga
15:00 <bonky> Of course
15:00 <Marlo> obvious photoshop though
15:00 <Marlo> cuz look at how low and poor the picture resolution is
15:00 <Marlo> oldest trick in the book
16:00 <bonky> Same thing I do with my dick pics
16:00 <Marlo> to hide the obvois photoshop work
16:00 <xm> im still not sure. im taking it to a professional photographer tomorrow
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ummmm…. 
16:00 <slinky_J> LOL xm
16:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh yeah works!
16:00 <bonky> Yay kate has voice
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yay
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> peeps n' freaks
16:00 <bonky> Wait.. no she doesn't
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no, i do it woks
17:00 <bonky> I'm scared again
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> can you see what i'm typing?
17:00 <bonky> Oh and serenity said panties earlier... xenu panties
17:00 <bonky> Just thought you would like to know
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> but… can you see my text?
18:00 <bonky> Who keeps typing that?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :P
18:00 <bonky> Oooer.. kinky ghost ircer
18:00 <Immutable> babies hand is still cute
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you wish
18:00 <Loof> had no idea i was surrounded by such hard cunts
18:00 <bonky> You know I'm into the biting fetish at the moment..
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> indeed
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sup anyways?
20:00 <bonky> My hands are cold.. which is terribly unusual
20:00 <Immutable> went to this sermon that really disgusted me
20:00 <xm> why did it digust you?
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> warm them up?
20:00 <bonky> Anybody keen on a fisting?
20:00 <Loof> yawn
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah, no. Can't say that i am
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> someone else might
20:00 <Immutable> guy was talking about divorce and shit and making all of these fucking wild statements and basically doing a holy jesus
21:00 <roRz> fisting is great
21:00 <stebie> fun for the whole family
21:00 <Immutable> he did it for like an hour
21:00 <Loof> about that time of the night when all the guys are drunk and horny i see
21:00 <xm> at the end did he ask for people to donate in bitcoins
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hit bonky up… he needs his his hands warned
21:00 <xm> an hour? so not Catholic then
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> he asked for souls!
21:00 <bonky> Jesus is such a scapegoat for any nutter clergyman.. he's getting a bad rap for things he never said or did
21:00 <stebie> go watch wentworth
22:00 <Immutable> xm no it was an anglican evangelical thing
22:00 <Immutable> they are crazier 
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Loof> that's a damn good idea actually
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> they are crazy!
22:00 <xm> im not too fond of Anglican priests. i had an argument with one a few years ago
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i was having a chat with a Chaplin who was just coming to terms with dinosaurs :/
23:00 <Immutable> eh I actually like the catholic service now some of them only last like half an hour
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I was like WOT!
23:00 <bonky> Jesus essentially went on a mission to destroy organised religion because it was distorting the message.. so what do we do in his name?
23:00 <Immutable> its like eat the bread and get out
23:00 <bonky> We're not a very intelligent species when you scratch below the surface
23:00 <xm> i like the kneeling bits because i can get some micronaps done
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> speak for yourself bonky :P
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol @ xm
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> NOICE
25:00 <Immutable> mmm naps
25:00 <Immutable> + the pope is going on a pedophile hunt
25:00 <Immutable> glad I'm catholic now
26:00 <Immutable> anyway I believe like none of the bible
26:00 <xm> lol then why attend the service?
28:00 <Immutable> it's complicated
28:00 <Immutable> my belief system
28:00 <xm> maybe you should start your own religion instead
29:00 <bonky> Worked for L.Ron
29:00 <Immutable> alien jesus space wars gorilla sex etc... just so happens Catholicism is the closest to that
29:00 <Immutable> nah I'm too lazy for that
30:00 <xm> ok you better not then. exploiting people can be hard work
30:00 <Immutable> yeah I'm over that stage in my life
31:00 <Immutable> I'm over these crazy evangelicals too this pastor was like "did you know god is a divorcee" it was like the opening point to what was a crazy hour long rant about divorce 
31:00 <bonky> Yeah maintaining a catalogue of lies can't be easy
31:00 <xm> divorced from humanity after the fall?
31:00 <slinky_J> fk me AC chronise china rulez
31:00 <slinky_J> love side scrollers
31:00 <bonky> Even the catholic church has failed to succeed
32:00 <bonky> And you don't get much bigger and more powerful than that
32:00 <Immutable> nah it wasn't deep or anything the link to anything religious was minor and laughable
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so, why attend?
32:00 <couleurs> bro luv u mang
32:00 <TheRiddler> pawn stars is on
32:00 <Immutable> I'm pretty sure he dissociates himself from what he says after he says it
32:00 <Immutable> Oh I'm not going there again
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> pretty sure you don't need to go to church to have a relationship / connection to your god
33:00 <Immutable> katatonic_kate01_, my god is an octagon 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh right
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fantastical
33:00 <bonky> Too complex.. I prefer a triangle
33:00 <Immutable> heathen 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i prefer a circle
33:00 <bonky> Everything can be approximated with triangles
33:00 <Immutable> even octagons?
34:00 <bonky> Yus, even the all powerful octagon
34:00 <Immutable> :O
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sif
34:00 <xm> just take two consecutive vertices from an octagon and draw them both to the centre
34:00 <xm> instant triangle
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> dodecahedron rocks!
35:00 <Immutable> :O!
35:00 <bonky> Nice one Kate
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> *bows*
35:00 <slinky_J> i want to draw a circle around your areolas
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i wan't to punch you in the dick
35:00 <slinky_J> assuming you have circlar nipples ladies.
35:00 <ChanOP> MassDevoice requested by stebie
35:00 <TheRiddler> illuminati confirmed!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> leaving a circle shape
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> GAH!
36:00 <slinky_J> lol
36:00 <slinky_J> yeah with sexy red lipstick
36:00 <bonky> Dick punch?.. interesting choice of foreplay
36:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
36:00 <slinky_J> look I already did it to myself! lips up his t shirt*
36:00 <bonky> Uh oh.. op fight!!
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> not foreplay!
36:00 <slinky_J> it rubs the lotion on its skin.
36:00 <stebie> fuuuuuuuu
36:00 <slinky_J> ty
37:00 <Immutable> http://i62.tinypic.com/elbnmb.jpg
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you want my skin?
37:00 <Immutable> there you go
38:00 <bonky> God is a divorcee?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ?
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> God is dead 
39:00 <roRz> illuminati
39:00 <xm> well, Jesus is said to be the groom and the church as His bride
39:00 <Immutable> isn't that Nietzche?
39:00 <couleurs> thx 4 da ops
39:00 <stebie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq5dCniC8NI
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Derryn Hinch Amiga Demo 1990 Views: 2,202 Uploader: Ð‘Ð¾Ñ€Ð°Ñ‚ Ð¡Ð°Ð³Ð´Ð¸ÐµÐ² Uploaded: Oct 4, 2008 Duration: 5m27s Rating: 5.
39:00 <stebie> old school
39:00 <bonky> He did kind of bugger off right after the old testament
39:00 <xm> oldskool 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> Indeed
39:00 <bonky> I miss the old school proactive kill everybody god
39:00 <stebie> my bad!
39:00 <bonky> He was a badass
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i think a lil crazy
40:00 <stebie> there's demos i want to find but can't :-(
40:00 <xm> yeah, same
40:00 <stebie> only one actually
40:00 <stebie> but i don't know its name
40:00 <xm> i had heaps of demos on a 386 but my mother threw it away
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> old testament was cray cray
40:00 <stebie> :O
40:00 <xm> she told me she was throwing it away while i was watching cartoons
40:00 <stebie> hahaha
40:00 <xm> sif kids pay attention during TV
41:00 <stebie> i guess that was part of the plan...
42:00 <Immutable> xm you live in sydney?
43:00 <xm> Perth
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> did you stop speaking to her for quite some time, in protest?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I totes would have
44:00 <xm> no, i only realised it several years later. it was stored away in another room turned off and she didnt see its historic value
44:00 <stebie> D:
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> bamp bow
44:00 <stebie> i should go through my floppies one of these days
44:00 <xm> at least if it were the first day i could have salvaged the drive
44:00 <bonky> Hungry but I already ate everything.. this is a travesty
44:00 <stebie> i may still have a shoebox of 5.25s
44:00 <xm> yeah, been thinking of getting a USB floppy drive for that
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hot drink bonky?
45:00 <xm> ive got a lot of programs that i wrote as a kid on them
45:00 <xm> some music too
45:00 <stebie> i need to get a usb zip drive, move my uni files off of them
45:00 <xm> ive got a zip drive somewhere
45:00 <stebie> :O
45:00 <bonky> Are you thinking what I am thinking Kate?
45:00 <xm> my uni had zip drives in all the labs and i was copying shitloads everyday
46:00 <xm> this  was before unis were cracking down on piracy
46:00 <Dugnuts> ahh zip drives
46:00 <Dugnuts> what fun
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ummm not sure what you're thinking bonky - enlighten me?
46:00 <xm> my one was 100MB capacity. i think there were 250MB ones too later
46:00 <bonky> A university without plagiarism and piracy?... ahhahahahaha
47:00 <bonky> I can't tell you Kate.. because then it would be confirmed that I am a total pervert
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oooo
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no please do :P
47:00 <stebie> yeah, mine's 100mb too
48:00 <stebie> i think i have an internal one, just need to find an appropriate cable
48:00 <stebie> prefer usb though
48:00 <Immutable> xm sounds like a cool chick
48:00 <Immutable> anyway
49:00 <couleurs> agreed.
50:00 <bonky> Crisis averted.. I found a meat pie that had escaped its containment cell and was stealthing behind the ice box
51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah there it is lol 
51:00 <bonky> Huh?.. what the hell does frozen meat pie mean to you exactly?
52:00 <couleurs> n e other cool chicks n here hi me
52:00 <katatonic_kate01_> never mind
53:00 <roRz> mines 1000mb
54:00 <roRz> maybe more
54:00 <bonky> IRC makes for some really f*cked up browsing history
54:00 <couleurs> c u in jail bonky 
55:00 <xm> i swear in her ASL she said she was 18!!!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
57:00 <bonky> Even 18.. not going back there again
58:00 <bonky> Living through it once was enough
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i don't think i'd have anything in common with an 18 yr old male
58:00 <bonky> You thought you knew everything.. when you knew next to nothing
59:00 <bonky> There are some anomalies.. but still.. they should mix with their own kind
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, other teens
01:00 <bonky> It is 2300 hours KatKat
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> 11.01
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> nn
01:00 <bonky> Just after I finish eating this pie...
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> k
02:00 <roRz> what pie?
02:00 <roRz> im drinking vb
02:00 <bonky> With the knife and fork from the tiny food vids
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lmfao
03:00 <slinky_J> mmm
03:00 <slinky_J> puie with an egg yolk in the middle
04:00 <slinky_J> pie* lel
04:00 <couleurs> fkn kik xD
06:00 <TheRiddler> sezz it's mayo
06:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
07:00 <slinky_J> faux it's TheRiddler and sezz eats mayo from teh jar
08:00 <slinky_J> from the squeeze bottle!
08:00 <roRz> egg yolk in pie sounds good
09:00 <Loof> 10 race wins, 80 losses on gta 5 fml lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> I'm talking the guy trying to abuse everyone
10:00 <TheRiddler> morning glory pies are pretty nice
10:00 <TheRiddler> from jesters
10:00 <Liinda> appple pies
10:00 <TheRiddler> they're egg bacon n cheese
10:00 <Liinda> oh
10:00 <faux> Is that a pie you stick your dick in in the morning
10:00 <Liinda> and spinach>
10:00 <Liinda> ?
10:00 <TheRiddler> no spinach
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <Liinda> awh
10:00 <TheRiddler> there is a spinach n fetta pie tho
11:00 <TheRiddler> called a popey
11:00 <TheRiddler> e
12:00 <faux> hello
12:00 <TheRiddler> popeye*
13:00 <faux> A popey
13:00 <Liinda> i ruv spinach
13:00 <stebie> me three
13:00 <slinky_J> cold huh
13:00 <Loof> that explains your popeye forearms :P
13:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
13:00 <slinky_J> r u cold linas ;)
13:00 <faux> Ahehwha
14:00 <Loof> it's either from spinach or excessive bean flicking
14:00 <slinky_J> popeye's dick would be something to see
14:00 <slinky_J> ever see the Robin Williams POPEYE movie?
14:00 <faux> Stebie
14:00 <slinky_J> it was his first film :P
14:00 <faux> Is lipuriathe cunt that keeps joining my chan
15:00 <Loof> do nothing be depressed, do anything and wind up stressed
15:00 <Loof> fml
15:00 <TheRiddler> who is the person that just joined your chan faux
16:00 <faux> Zzzomb?
16:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
16:00 <Serenity> are you guys getting spammed too
16:00 <TheRiddler> just saw
16:00 <faux> Lol
16:00 <TheRiddler> sezz just banned him too
17:00 <faux> No
17:00 <faux> There's just one keen cunt who keeps joining 
17:00 <faux> I think its fibry
17:00 <TheRiddler> so I take that as a good indicator
17:00 <faux> He never talks
17:00 <faux> Just lurks
17:00 <faux> So gay
17:00 <faux> Him and his 39383 connection 
17:00 <Serenity> i dont think its fibry he stopp joining after the tor nodes were blacklisted
17:00 <TheRiddler> fibry rarely talked
17:00 <faux> keql
17:00 <faux> Kewl
18:00 <TheRiddler> I think he was introduced by pb
18:00 <faux> Its always a weird fibry nickname 
18:00 <KillerClown> dis kunta keen
18:00 <Serenity> kunta
18:00 <KillerClown> kunts
18:00 <KillerClown> shh
18:00 <Serenity> ;D
18:00 <Loof> shaving my head probably wasn't the smartest thing to do in this weather lol
18:00 <TheRiddler> wear condom
18:00 <TheRiddler> a
19:00 <partay> i was so lazy tonight that i didnt even get off my computer chair to fuck my gf 
19:00 <KillerClown> noone cares loof
19:00 <Serenity> my butt hurts
19:00 <roRz> no one cares what you got to say KillerClown
19:00 <Serenity> stupid bike
19:00 <roRz> if Loof want to speak he can
19:00 <roRz> some ppl interested
19:00 <faux> Lool
19:00 <roRz> *awaits for the shadowlurker brigade to chipe in*
19:00 <Loof> demand butt massages
20:00 <Serenity> i dont think you can massage butt bones
20:00 <Serenity> hehehe butt bone
20:00 <TheRiddler> you mean tail bone
20:00 <Serenity> no
20:00 <Serenity> i dont
21:00 <roRz> ass bone
21:00 <roRz> and you can massage it
21:00 <TheRiddler> there was a woman I saw that had a long tail bone
21:00 <Serenity> did it wiggle
21:00 <TheRiddler> I cant remember
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <Serenity> how cute would that be
21:00 <KillerClown> lol rorz the troll patrol
21:00 <Serenity> check out me tail
21:00 <Serenity> you could put a bell on it
22:00 <Liinda> that reminds me of the guy from seinfeld...  he was in a movie where he had a long tailbone and it wagged
23:00 <Serenity> oh that was umm
23:00 <Liinda> george
23:00 <Serenity> eff
23:00 <faux> Excuse me
23:00 <Serenity> what was that movie
23:00 <faux> Since when do bums have bones
23:00 <slinky_J> shallow hal
23:00 <Serenity> yeah
23:00 <Liinda> yeah shallow hal
23:00 <Liinda> the coccyx
23:00 <faux> That's your tail bone innit
23:00 <Loof> the wot wot
23:00 <Serenity> have you never felt someones boney ass?
23:00 <Loof> no :(
23:00 <Loof> only fat ones
24:00 <faux> Yeah ano's but that's still not a bum bone
24:00 <faux> Lol
24:00 <faux> :/
24:00 <Serenity> its part of your hip/pelvis joints
24:00 <faux> Your butt is muscle and fat OK tyvm
24:00 <roRz> massage my asshole
24:00 <roRz> ill do it tonight
24:00 <roRz> after i rub my girls
24:00 <faux> ok
24:00 <Loof> mines all fat
24:00 <faux> With a chainsaw
24:00 <Serenity> my butt hurts ok
24:00 <Loof> busy last night?
25:00 <Loof> :P
25:00 <Serenity> NOT MY ASSHOLE
25:00 <Serenity> prick
26:00 <faux> Zzzz
26:00 <faux> Goodnight 
26:00 <Serenity> night
26:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
26:00 <TheRiddler> sleep well!
27:00 <faux> :*
32:00 <slinky_J> TheRiddler have you played AC Chronicles: China?
32:00 <TheRiddler> no
33:00 <slinky_J> ow
33:00 <slinky_J> it's good fun, impressed with the artwork design and ofcourse sidescroller ftw!
33:00 <trisomic> it's good fun, impressed with the artwork design and ofcourse sidescroller ftw!
34:00 <Liinda> ruh oh we have a parrot 
34:00 <slinky_J> woo hoo
35:00 <Liinda> hai panadols
40:00 <slinky_J> hiya
40:00 <Serenity> Wise man say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza
41:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
41:00 <Dugnuts> WOOO
41:00 <Dugnuts> ninja turtles!
41:00 <Serenity> =D
41:00 <Dugnuts> ive seen that too many times
41:00 <Serenity> me too
42:00 <Serenity> a jose canseco bat! tell me, you didn't pay money for this did you?
43:00 <stebie> lol Serenity
43:00 <stebie> been so long since i've seen it
43:00 <slinky_J> im a ninja
43:00 <slinky_J> pow pow
43:00 <Serenity> im watching it rn haha
43:00 <stebie> ninja turd
43:00 <stebie> is it on now?
44:00 <Serenity> i used to have the green VHS
44:00 <Serenity> nah dvd
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I'm watching……
44:00 <slinky_J> f u!
44:00 <stebie> aw
44:00 <Dugnuts> when raphael makes fun of cricket
44:00 <slinky_J> :P
44:00 <Dugnuts> douche
44:00 <stebie> i didn't know it made it to dvd
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sbs2
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> bout jung
44:00 <Serenity> CRICKET?? cricket?? you gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
44:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> something you eat
44:00 <Dugnuts> damn
44:00 <stebie> lol Dugnuts, isn't there a bit with casey jones and he's like "oooh, six runs"
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ?
44:00 <Dugnuts> yup
44:00 <stebie> i forget why that happened
45:00 <stebie> need to get it, seeing it's available
45:00 <slinky_J> is this TMNT original
45:00 <Dugnuts> hit hit raphael into a bin
45:00 <slinky_J> word
45:00 <roRz> tmnt originals are only good
45:00 <slinky_J> when raph is in the bathrub
45:00 <roRz> the rest is all crap
45:00 <roRz> secret of the ooze
45:00 <slinky_J> bathtub :(
45:00 <roRz> real shit
46:00 <slinky_J> beebop and rocksteady will be in the reboot sequel
46:00 <faux> Wah can't sleep my ankle hurts too much 
46:00 <faux> TheRiddler http://www.theladbible.com/articles/a-guy-took-a-woeful-photo-with-the-eiffel-tower-and-the-internet-photoshopped-it-brilliantly
46:00 <slinky_J> u need clown nurses to kiss it better
48:00 <Serenity> we've been waiting for you miss oneil
49:00 <faux> I stopped putting ice on it cos the weather is cold enough and it was like shiverfest '15
49:00 <TheRiddler> aww
49:00 <faux> Just took nurofen zavance lol. So hardcore
50:00 <faux> The doctor was like do you want panadeine forte I'm like NO OK R U TRYING TO KILL ME
50:00 <faux> Serenity gets my anti-medsiness
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol faux
51:00 <Serenity> why? why oh i dunno? cause i wanted to redecorate! you know a couple of throw pillows a tv news reporter, what do ya think?
51:00 <TheRiddler> forte is like nurofen +
51:00 <Serenity> its got more codeine
51:00 <TheRiddler> it's just a stronger dose
51:00 <Serenity> cause doesnt take codeine
52:00 <Serenity> faux doesnt*
52:00 <TheRiddler> oh
52:00 <faux> Last time I took nurofen plus I got really hot like 300 degrees and my arms and legs were shaking 
52:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
53:00 <faux> Maybe im allergic? Idk 
53:00 <TheRiddler> maybe
53:00 <faux> Mm
53:00 <faux> Normal nurofen is as haedcore as I'll go
53:00 <faux> :3
54:00 <Serenity> you'd get a big itchy disgusting rash if you were allergic
54:00 <TheRiddler> have you tried any pain killers you rub on
55:00 <TheRiddler> whatever they're called
55:00 <Serenity> emulgel
55:00 <TheRiddler> there's some natural ones
56:00 <Serenity> tigerbalm is amazing
56:00 <roRz> yes
56:00 <roRz> tigerbalm cures a lot
56:00 <Serenity> i put it on my temples when i have migraines and it helps
57:00 <roRz> yes it does
57:00 <HowreWe> G'day
57:00 <roRz> it cures
57:00 <roRz> very good 
57:00 <roRz> fuck off behhhh
57:00 <Serenity> ugh beehhh
58:00 <Doodle> 'temples'
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