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00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don't have to write a list of how many peeps you've fucked
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one cares
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's on my list to watch tho croc
00:01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it's the only tv show I watch
00:01:00 <bonky> My television died in 2009 and I never replaced it
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww WHAT
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> what about vikings
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's the best
00:01:00 <Dugnuts> if you like vikings you'd prolly like black sails
00:01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> yeah i did watch season 1
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt guys! beards, long hair…. doing manly things
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no black sails is shit
00:01:00 <Dugnuts> wow
00:01:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> and you say your not into metal...
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
00:02:00 <simba> black sails in the sunset
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> well the vikings aren't growing n' shit
00:02:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> true
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> and being overly scary
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh they do yell and make weird faces....
00:02:00 <bonky> The only series I watch is doctor who.. and even then I miss the odd episode and it expires before I can be bothered finding it again
00:02:00 <Dugnuts> ive never actually watched vikings
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> The new Dr who is a bit lame
00:03:00 <Dugnuts> is about the danish vikings who conquered most of england in their day?
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
00:03:00 <bonky> Television is just so much nonsense now.. and evne pay tv is full of ads.. pay for ads?.. what kind of morons do they take us for?
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> great series
00:03:00 <Dugnuts> do they all hide their gold under their fireplaces or the corners of their halls?
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't know
00:03:00 <Dugnuts> i remember they used to do taht a lot
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> they do raids n' stuff
00:04:00 <TheRiddler> I've only seen season 1
00:04:00 <TheRiddler> poor little girl
00:04:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh, so these arent the ones that came conquering?
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i can't recall them hiding treasure
00:04:00 <milk> its jews, they want you to pay for free to air
00:04:00 <Dugnuts> htey are still in the scandinavian countries being cold as fuck?
00:04:00 <TheRiddler> taken by the illness
00:04:00 <TheRiddler> :(
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> watch the series
00:04:00 <Dugnuts> nah
00:05:00 <Dugnuts> i started watching the first ep awhile back
00:05:00 <milk> just like sand niggers want you to pay them to steal petrol outta your own tank
00:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> too busy fisting feminists ?
00:05:00 <Dugnuts> it was a bit slow for my liking
00:05:00 <bonky> Scandinavia is a beautiful place
00:05:00 <Dugnuts> heh back then?
00:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
00:05:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
00:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a busy person
00:05:00 <Dugnuts> when im not sick
00:05:00 <Dugnuts> usually
00:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're sick often?
00:05:00 <Dugnuts> well no
00:06:00 <Dugnuts> but i am atm
00:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww didums
00:06:00 <Dugnuts> hence why ive spent a long time on here today
00:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
00:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn't know
00:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i went to work today
00:06:00 <Dugnuts> oh
00:06:00 <Dugnuts> you should watch daredevil
00:06:00 <Dugnuts> good show
00:06:00 <Dugnuts> came out on the weekend
00:06:00 <Dugnuts> whole thing was released on netflix
00:07:00 <Dugnuts> so you get the whole season at once
00:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it's about?
00:07:00 <Dugnuts> daredevil!
00:07:00 <Dugnuts> the marvel hero
00:07:00 <Dugnuts> he's blind
00:07:00 <Dugnuts> but his other senses are awesome
00:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not into marvel much
00:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> apart from the big tall naked dude
00:07:00 <Dugnuts> this one is less scifi
00:07:00 <Dugnuts> more noir
00:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah - pass
00:07:00 <Dugnuts> ... when was he naked?
00:07:00 <bonky> Oh it's later than I thought.. goodnight/morning all
00:08:00 <Dugnuts> or is thor just naked in your dreams?
00:08:00 <Dugnuts> :P
00:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> Dr manhattan?
00:08:00 <Dugnuts> oh
00:08:00 <Dugnuts> watchmen
00:08:00 <TheRiddler> life aint fair grow a pair sush_princess
00:08:00 <Dugnuts> for a start that was a dc comic
00:08:00 <Dugnuts> so yeah
00:08:00 <Dugnuts> not even close
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> Thor - the movie --- yeah he'll be in my dreams tonight!
00:09:00 <TheRiddler> that's marvel
00:09:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARnBgW5XgSo&spfreload=1
00:09:00 <Dugnuts> watchmen is dc
00:09:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Amon Amarth "Guardians Of Asgaard" (OFFICIAL VIDEO) Views: 1,988,490 Uploader: MetalBladeRecords Uploaded: Mar 31, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 34 Seconds
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> is this good croc
00:10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you wont like it
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:10:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> *not for kk*
00:10:00 <Dugnuts> new avengers movie should be awesome
00:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd imagine their throats would hurt a lot
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> singing that is
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> or growling… or screaming
00:11:00 <Loof> deepthroating
00:11:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> no one says that about cookie monster
00:11:00 <TheRiddler> it's out in 2 weeks
00:11:00 <Dugnuts> heh
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> well the cookie monster isn't in a metal band
00:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> and isn't scary!
00:12:00 <Dugnuts> time to have a shower and see if i can sleep tonight
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
00:13:00 <Dugnuts> thanks kate
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
00:13:00 <Dugnuts> i appreciate the positive thoughts
00:13:00 <Dugnuts> so non-bitchy of you
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> no problems!
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> I know, i'm such a non bitchy person
00:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> people tell me how lovely i am daily
00:15:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh god I just went on a massive youtube tangent of watching cookie monster death metal
00:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
00:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did it all for the… cookie, yes the cookie
00:15:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> people have a lot of time on their hands to make this videos
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
00:16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> *these
00:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> more time than us here lol
00:16:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> good point
00:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i always have good points
00:17:00 <Loof> no time for irc even :P
00:17:00 <Dugnuts> oh totally
00:17:00 <Dugnuts> anyways
00:17:00 <Dugnuts> night uglies
00:17:00 <Dugnuts> mwah
00:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> glad you agree dug!
00:18:00 <xm> dugly dugnuts
00:19:00 <Loof> dodgy dug
00:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> the feminist fister
00:19:00 <xm> feminist fight club
00:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> as he'll be affectionally known as now
00:19:00 <xm> 10 women vs 1 man
00:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> because all feminists hate men
00:20:00 <Loof> ikr
00:20:00 <Loof> secretly
00:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
00:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> we just like to objectify men
00:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> and use them for sex
00:20:00 <xm> there are feminists of all sorts. male feminists, conservative feminists, feminists against abortion etc
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> post modern feminists!
00:21:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> <katatonic_kate01> we just like to objectify men
00:21:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> finally an honest women
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course!
00:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like transparency n' stuff
00:22:00 <Loof> except in grandads undies
00:22:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> lol
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i have my own undies
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> so totes not down with wearing granddads undies
00:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT each to their own loof :P
00:23:00 <Loof> transparency in grandads undies
00:23:00 <Loof> not a good thing
00:24:00 <TheRiddler> do you have a c-string?
00:24:00 <TheRiddler> :p
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
00:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you?
00:26:00 <TheRiddler> nope
00:26:00 <TheRiddler> I think there's a male equivilent tho
00:26:00 <AzzA> lol so random ash
00:26:00 <doctor> i can agree with much of feminism but the raging tumblr ones are a bit too dogmatic
00:26:00 <AzzA> i have a mankini
00:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics or it isn't true
00:28:00 <AzzA> sure
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> think anyone who rages about a specific topic is a bit too much
00:30:00 <Loof> cause indiffernce is better
00:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes :/
00:30:00 <TheRiddler> http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Rosie-Jones-Mankini-England-10.jpg
00:31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> history channel docos are sh shit
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think discussing opinions and engaging in debates is healthy
00:31:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> it's docos for americans
00:31:00 <AzzA> http://imgur.com/HDIMDjO
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> but vikings tv series is amazeballs
00:31:00 <AzzA> me and the lads in bali
00:31:00 <Loof> ^
00:31:00 <AzzA> wearing our mankinis
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:31:00 <TheRiddler> aliens
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
00:32:00 <Loof> just how much would kate pay for a signed photo of ragnar's cock :P
00:32:00 <AzzA> im the sexy cubt in the middle
00:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ loof
00:32:00 <AzzA> although ive stacked on a few tatts and about 50kgs since then
00:32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> this calls for an old english phrase
00:32:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> egad
00:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reckon rangers cock would be awesome
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> which means?
00:33:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oh god
00:33:00 <AzzA> gead
00:33:00 <AzzA> go eat a dick?
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://fashion.lilithezine.com/images/Travis-Fimmel-07.jpg
00:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> when he was younger
00:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure he'd have a nice sized cock
00:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> he looks a fuck load better with a beard!
00:34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> lol
00:34:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> so many lols
00:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://media.etcanada.com/files/2014/03/Fimmel-FLAUNT-BLOG.jpg
00:35:00 <AzzA> i reckon ive got a nice dick
00:35:00 <AzzA> :P
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo yeah
00:35:00 <AzzA> just saying
00:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:36:00 <TheRiddler> how about the guuy from epic meal time
00:36:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> https://scontent-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11150341_10205215304916050_632667860227542444_n.jpg?oh=af7f59ad96425e8133a295a51ac899aa&oe=55A271C0
00:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
00:38:00 <Loof> i'd do her
00:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not THAT old
00:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> close, but not quite there yet
00:38:00 <Loof> that's Bastardly_One's daughter
00:38:00 <AzzA> it would be hot if you were :P
00:39:00 <Loof> fuck knows how old that makes him
00:39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> how olds b1 again?
00:39:00 <AzzA> old girls love the D :P
00:39:00 <Loof> about 170
00:39:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> he types well
00:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> over 9000
00:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ loof
00:39:00 <TheRiddler> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_Meal_Time#/media/File:Harley_Morenstein_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg
00:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
00:39:00 <TheRiddler> here you go katatonic_kate01
00:40:00 <TheRiddler> he makes food served in hell :p
00:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yay
00:42:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Taboo:Prison Love, yeah this show looks good
00:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
00:43:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> this guy is a murderer and in jail and still gets more action then me
00:43:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYnqE51ok_Y
00:43:00 <TheRiddler> this 1 is also for AzzA lol
00:44:00 <AzzA> im odfffended
00:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> buy a fleshlight croc
00:44:00 <AzzA> to think that you think i could eat a 50poubnd burger
00:45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> fleshlight you recon
00:45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I'll ebay it
00:45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> probably not used though
00:45:00 <AzzA> anyone who has a pic of Kate, link me in
00:45:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> might go for new
00:45:00 <AzzA> she said later
00:45:00 <AzzA> i dont have time for later
00:46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:46:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> http://thewowstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Kate-Winslet-kate-winslet-42018_1522_1920.jpg
00:47:00 <AzzA> psshhh
00:47:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> there you go
00:47:00 <AzzA> kate winselt aint got nothing on katatonic_kate01
00:47:00 <AzzA> im sure of it
00:47:00 <AzzA> i reckon kate is this spunky little minx
00:47:00 <AzzA> well thats what my imagination reckons anyway
00:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
00:50:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/7/7f/Mmm.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121205194537
00:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:52:00 <AzzA> cmon kate!!!
00:52:00 <AzzA> be a sport
00:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah
00:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm going to bed
00:53:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> lol
00:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> you really don't need to know what I look like
00:53:00 <AzzA> cmon
00:53:00 <AzzA> dont be like that
00:54:00 <beehhh> you can link a posts from the childhood
00:54:00 <AzzA> i do, i like to put a face to the name
00:54:00 <AzzA> beehhh, only you would be interested in kiddy pics
00:54:00 <AzzA> you pedo fuck
00:54:00 <beehhh> need a vacuum for the cobweb
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't hold yo' breath dude
00:56:00 <Loof> or do\
00:56:00 <beehhh> http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/41887240.jpg
00:57:00 <AzzA> wow kate :(
00:58:00 <beehhh> thats AzzA on that photo
00:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
00:58:00 <AzzA> sif not link me a sexy kate pic :(
00:59:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OldNT31cTUY
00:59:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kate Ceberano - "Brave" + lyrics (1989) Views: 4,935 Uploader: agapegr Uploaded: Jan 8, 2012 Duration: 5 Minutes 41 Seconds
00:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't have sexy pics
00:59:00 <AzzA> just a normal picture then!
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm going to bed
01:00:00 <AzzA> ok go to bed then :(
01:00:00 <AzzA> lol
01:00:00 <AzzA> wow
01:01:00 <beehhh> you cannibals scared kate away :(
01:02:00 <TheRiddler> no you did
01:03:00 <beehhh> https://youtu.be/yqyIaNWP0T0
01:03:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Paula Abdul - Rush, Rush Views: 5,431,265 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Feb 27, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 55 Seconds
01:03:00 <beehhh> keanu was a hunk
01:03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> for some reason
01:03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i confused Maurice
01:03:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> with clarice
01:03:00 <slinky_J> with penis
01:04:00 <beehhh> he still does
01:04:00 <slinky_J> because he loves penis
01:04:00 <beehhh> keanu reeves penis spoof
01:04:00 <slinky_J> Total Penis
01:05:00 <beehhh> Penis the barbarian
01:05:00 <slinky_J> is alotta penis, scue gotta go play the penis.
01:05:00 <slinky_J> ding dinnnggg
01:05:00 <beehhh> A penis sized comet head to our planet earth
01:05:00 <beehhh> heading
01:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had the best piss ever
01:05:00 <Bastardly_One> brought tears to my eyes
01:05:00 <slinky_J> if that's what you like
01:06:00 <slinky_J> with a little help from beehhh!
01:06:00 <beehhh> J&B i like
01:07:00 <slinky_J> beehhh cocker!
01:07:00 <slinky_J> UNF!
01:07:00 <beehhh> you mix it with milk n fruits
01:08:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPU3_aowSOk
01:08:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Goulburn Valley Fruit Salad Ad Views: 3,939 Uploader: GoulburnValleyFruit Uploaded: Published on Jan 31, 2013 Duration: 0 Minutes 31 Seconds
01:09:00 <slinky_J> i need, someone to love
01:09:00 <slinky_J> so you suck!
01:10:00 <beehhh> SPC Ardmona
01:11:00 <Bastardly_One> ow fucking good are BLS?
01:11:00 <Bastardly_One> *how
01:11:00 <Bastardly_One> zakk wylde is awesome
01:14:00 <Loof> http://www.engadget.com/2015/04/15/mario-kart-8-super-fast-200cc-class-almost-made-me-puke/
01:14:00 <beehhh> SPC Ardmona is a local thriving company in country town Victoria, which has its ups and down in terms of weather condition, skilled labor shortages, and jobs going offshore. Nevertheless, one of the top ten fruits processing plant in the world with their Advertising medium.
01:16:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz4VsiqbMZ4
01:16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Black Label Society - In This River (Official live) Views: 923,443 Uploader: iConcertsTelevision Uploaded: Published on Jan 9, 2013 Duration: 10 Minutes 5 Seconds
01:43:00 <slinky_J> aha i love the guy at the servo
01:43:00 <slinky_J> breaks up the situation
01:44:00 <slinky_J> what a killa dude
01:55:00 <josh55> my C-word smells
01:58:00 <Serenity> you are revoling
01:58:00 <Serenity> you are revolting
02:00:00 <AzzA> REVOLING!!!
02:03:00 <Serenity> i will revol you in a minute
02:05:00 <slinky_J> sezz
02:05:00 <slinky_J> my best mate
02:05:00 <slinky_J> has a porno chick
02:05:00 <slinky_J> I so bin tryin to be mean
02:05:00 <slinky_J> but uno how u cant :(
02:06:00 <slinky_J> i was so like i got this balloon and this pigleg to!
02:06:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
02:06:00 <slinky_J> didnt like that :(
02:06:00 <Serenity> lol.
02:06:00 <slinky_J> this is her friend
02:06:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/11139795_1721436638083422_375713294_n.jpg?oh=cbc16dfa9019a382c0c9a185db97e318&oe=55318C63&__gda__=1429310032_fb8048eb6768b654e0b93bd60f6cd81d
02:06:00 <slinky_J> looks piglish
02:06:00 <slinky_J> LOLS
02:06:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHA
02:09:00 <slinky_J> be nice huh
02:16:00 <AzzA> id totally smash her vagina
02:22:00 <josh55> what a lovely looking lass
02:22:00 <josh55> i hope she has child bearing hips
02:23:00 <slinky_J> motherfucking facebook
02:23:00 <slinky_J> took my status off
02:23:00 <slinky_J> it was ace!
02:23:00 <slinky_J> :/
02:23:00 <slinky_J> maybe very explicit
02:23:00 <slinky_J> god damned cunts
08:06:00 <Skirmish> I have downloaded, installed and tested Google Chrome. It has given me chronic fatigue syndrome waiting for pages to load. As with other tests in the past ... Google Chrome has been found lacking, and rates lower than Internet Explorer.
11:02:00 <Mew> my friend made the best cheese and crackers ive ever had in my life at our sleepover last night
11:02:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11150864_735611086548933_1212986779615490281_n.jpg?oh=d65c9e68337a8cd93b476f82c130e25f&oe=55DE82DC&__gda__=1436041045_d5784b553584b25f6cd75769d2195471
11:06:00 <Mew> the end ones are goats cheese quince paste strawberry and chives
11:06:00 <Mew> STRAWBERRIES AND CHEESE?!
11:14:00 <Skirmish> Your royal Mewness! *bows*
11:15:00 <Skirmish> Those crackers look very high brow.
11:18:00 <Mew> hey skizzle
11:18:00 <Mew> i was pretty excited lol
11:26:00 <TiSk> hows u Mew
11:27:00 <Skirmish> Bomb sniffer dogs can detect prostate cancer with a 95% accuracy rate. EXCELLENT! Instead of a doctor putting a finger in my butt, I can just have a dog sniff it.
11:27:00 <TiSk> lols
11:30:00 <Skirmish> http://www.theage.com.au/national/woman-who-sent-her-boss-a-text-calling-him-a-complete-dick-loses-unfair-dismissal-claim-20150412-1mj7rc.html
11:30:00 <Skirmish> Well, who'd have thought.
11:36:00 <nate> hi Dugnuts!
11:38:00 <Dugnuts> hi
11:38:00 <Dugnuts> im a bit crook
11:38:00 <Dugnuts> so no work for me atm
11:39:00 <nate> what is wong!
11:40:00 <Floss> WOT IS WONG
11:40:00 <Dugnuts> fever and headache and other various gross sick things
11:40:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/37013492d97537e27d0250081263d168/tumblr_nmk7zi3PaY1urvk77o1_400.jpg
11:40:00 <Dugnuts> gotta go get a medical certificate this arvo
11:40:00 <Dugnuts> bleh
11:41:00 <Floss> ive had a nasty cold for about a week
11:41:00 <Floss> pain in the feckin arsse
11:42:00 <Skirmish> I have a sore throat and sometimes cough and bits of lung butter fly through the air .... no cold though.
11:42:00 <Mew> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
11:42:00 <Floss> yeah thatll develop
11:42:00 <Floss> mine started as a sore throat nothing else
11:42:00 <ShadowLurker> too many dicks
11:42:00 <Skirmish> Nah I have had this for a week now. Fighting it off with garlic and vit c.
11:43:00 <Dugnuts> but yeah, 2 days off work
11:43:00 <Skirmish> Garlic capsules morning and night along with minced garlic in everything I cook is possible.
11:43:00 <Dugnuts> i wanted to go today since i had a test booked
11:44:00 <Dugnuts> but after getting about 5 minutes sleep last night i was not up for that kind of thing
11:44:00 <Mew> what do you do?
11:44:00 <Skirmish> Don't be trying to turn this into a dick thing ShadowLurker.
11:44:00 <ShadowLurker> everything is a dick thing
11:44:00 <Dugnuts> trainee air traffic controller
11:44:00 <Skirmish> That sounds like a cool job.
11:44:00 <Mew> wow
11:44:00 <Floss> isnt that one of the most stressful jobs you can do
11:44:00 <Floss> with one of the highest suicide rates
11:44:00 <Dugnuts> it can be
11:44:00 <Dugnuts> and nah
11:45:00 <Dugnuts> the suicide thing isnt true
11:45:00 <Skirmish> Only if you're a pussy Floss.
11:45:00 <Skirmish> You haven't been training in Germany by any chance Dugnuts?
11:45:00 <Dugnuts> nope
11:45:00 <Skirmish> The Alps are a lot higher ... just so you know.
11:45:00 <Dugnuts> here in melbourne
11:45:00 <Dugnuts> but chill out
11:46:00 <Dugnuts> im 9 months from telling real planes what to do
11:46:00 <Skirmish> Nice.
11:46:00 <Floss> NO YOUR OTHER LEFT
11:46:00 <Floss> OOPS MY BAD
11:46:00 <Floss> thatll buff out
11:47:00 <Skirmish> It would be funny as if you wore glasses with really thick lenses.
11:47:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
11:48:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker, you're a google chrome fan yeah? What kind of extensions are mandatory?
11:48:00 <ShadowLurker> mines out of the box bog standard
11:48:00 <Floss> addblocker
11:48:00 <Skirmish> I am testing it for the 3rd or 4th time and it's slow as fuck.
11:48:00 <ShadowLurker> thats built in
11:48:00 <stebie> assblocker
11:48:00 <ShadowLurker> i removed the assblocker
11:48:00 <ShadowLurker> for obvious reasons
11:49:00 <Floss> lol
11:49:00 <stebie> that's your problem
11:49:00 <stebie> now you're getting too much ass
11:49:00 <ShadowLurker> never!!
11:49:00 <ShadowLurker> heathen
11:49:00 <Skirmish> tits too!
11:49:00 <stebie> :O
11:49:00 <Skirmish> T&A.
11:49:00 <ShadowLurker> CGT&A
11:49:00 <Skirmish> I blame Serenity.
11:49:00 <Floss> my mother in law stopped my man from getting ass last night hahahahaha
11:49:00 <Dugnuts> bitch
11:50:00 <ShadowLurker> asif stop
11:50:00 <Dugnuts> so you were willing to put out the butt huh?
11:50:00 <ShadowLurker> loves it in the butt
11:50:00 <Skirmish> Sif let anyone get in the way of ass.
11:50:00 <ShadowLurker> ikr
11:51:00 <stebie> lol
11:51:00 <Floss> he went to work with the biggest bluest balls
11:51:00 <Floss> poor baby
11:51:00 <ShadowLurker> he had a wank on the way
11:51:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
11:51:00 <ShadowLurker> guarunteed
11:51:00 <Floss> lol prob
11:51:00 <Floss> dodging kangaroos
11:51:00 <ShadowLurker> shootin the wheel
11:51:00 <ShadowLurker> pew pew
11:52:00 <Mew> doing the traveller
11:52:00 <Taco> whats his name?
11:52:00 <Floss> captain blueballs
11:52:00 <ShadowLurker> his names hank
11:53:00 <ShadowLurker> short for hand crank
11:53:00 <Dugnuts> pretty lucky, i havent been cockblocked too many times
11:53:00 <Skirmish> So what stopped him getting ass this morning?
11:53:00 <Floss> last night
11:53:00 <Skirmish> what?
11:53:00 <Floss> mum in law walked past the window
11:53:00 <Skirmish> So?
11:53:00 <Floss> shes already heard me, and makes the sounds over breakfast
11:53:00 <stebie> ask her to join the party
11:54:00 <stebie> if not, her loss and carry on
11:54:00 <Floss> i love her, but im not IN love with her...if you know what i mean
11:54:00 <stebie> ;)
11:54:00 <ShadowLurker> and
11:55:00 <ShadowLurker> id stare her in the eyes
11:55:00 <ShadowLurker> and make more noise
11:55:00 <stebie> lol
11:55:00 <Floss> lol shes a funny cunt she would run with it
11:55:00 <Skirmish> What is the noise?
11:55:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck being embarrased
11:55:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone fucks
11:55:00 <ShadowLurker> well except you evidently
11:55:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
11:55:00 <Skirmish> http://vocaroo.com/ <----- We'd like to know what the noise is.
11:55:00 <Floss> not while my mother in law is about to walk past the open window no
11:55:00 <Floss> lol
11:56:00 <ShadowLurker> pff
11:56:00 <Floss> she is a shit she would tease me forever
11:56:00 <ShadowLurker> my mum walked in on us one time
11:56:00 <ShadowLurker> "dont mind me"
11:56:00 <ShadowLurker> nah sure
11:56:00 <Floss> nope i would be put off
11:56:00 <Floss> lol
11:56:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like a lot of excuses going on. Pit stop with the hookers may be required to relieve some pressure.
11:56:00 <ShadowLurker> heh
11:57:00 <Floss> he was just as put off as me lol
11:57:00 <Floss> its his mum after all
11:57:00 <ShadowLurker> weak
11:57:00 <Skirmish> It's lunch time. What do we want to have today.
11:57:00 <Floss> she hung around the bedroom door for a bit cause the towel cupboard is right there
11:57:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
11:58:00 <Dugnuts> do you guys live with her or something?
11:58:00 <Floss> yeah we just got married and buying a house near here its a lot easier atm
11:58:00 <Dugnuts> i see
11:58:00 <Mew> omg
11:58:00 <Mew> married
11:59:00 <Mew> congrats
11:59:00 <Floss> its actually fun cause shes such a funny bitch
11:59:00 <Floss> lol thanks mew
11:59:00 <Floss> april fools haha
11:59:00 <Dugnuts> ?
11:59:00 <Mew> FUCK YOU!
11:59:00 <Floss> we got married on april fools
11:59:00 <Floss> so nobody will believe us
12:00:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
12:00:00 <Dugnuts> well
12:00:00 <Dugnuts> it was a tuesday
12:00:00 <Mew> ive got 3 more years before i get married
12:00:00 <Dugnuts> who gets married on a tuesday
12:00:00 <Floss> wed actually
12:00:00 <Dugnuts> oh wait
12:00:00 <Skirmish> Was that his idea? He's a fucking genius if it was.
12:00:00 <Dugnuts> wednesday
12:00:00 <Floss> no it was ine
12:00:00 <Floss> lol
12:00:00 <Skirmish> 'Hey babeh, wanna do it?' Aren't you married? 'Yeah, married on April 1st' APRIL FOOLS BABEH, let's do it. UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF
12:00:00 <Floss> it was incase i couldnt be fucked at last minute i had a rocksolid excuse
12:01:00 <Dugnuts> i see
12:01:00 <Floss> the date is 1-4-15 so 14/15 :)
12:01:00 <Floss> so i wont forget
12:01:00 <ShadowLurker> i got married on the anniversary of us first hooking up
12:01:00 <Floss> awwww!
12:01:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
12:02:00 <Floss> its our banging anniversary!
12:02:00 <Floss> happy bang day honey!
12:02:00 <ShadowLurker> bangiversary
12:02:00 <Floss> thats adorable!
12:02:00 <Floss> new vibe every year
12:02:00 <ShadowLurker> every year!!
12:02:00 <ShadowLurker> sif wait that long
12:02:00 <Dugnuts> ?
12:02:00 <Dugnuts> why every year?
12:02:00 <Floss> lol sex toys like stones for each year
12:03:00 <ShadowLurker> get one every month
12:03:00 <Floss> its our cock ring enniversary
12:03:00 <Dugnuts> well its a bangiversary
12:03:00 <Mew> 10yr is the pyramid.. of love
12:03:00 <Floss> cant wait for the symbian anniversary
12:03:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
12:03:00 <Dugnuts> not a sextoyiversary
12:03:00 <ShadowLurker> pyramid/sybian
12:03:00 <Floss> ooo i farted
12:03:00 <Floss> its like a poo cloud
12:04:00 <ShadowLurker> did it taste nice
12:04:00 <Floss> good meat or bad cheese
12:05:00 <Dugnuts> pure class around here
12:05:00 <Dugnuts> wouldnt think i'd miss work that much
12:06:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
12:06:00 <Skirmish> Have you heard of God? 'You mean that guy in the sky that gives aids to africans? Yeah, heard of him'
12:06:00 <Skirmish> LOL comeback of the century.
12:06:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
12:07:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
12:07:00 <Dugnuts> seems to be a high percentage of women here during the day
12:16:00 <Mew> well the ladies of the night are usually busy
12:16:00 <faux> good afternoon
12:16:00 <Mew> ello guvna
12:17:00 <faux> Scarnon
12:17:00 <Mew> rory just snapped my ankle
12:17:00 <Mew> u?
12:18:00 <Skirmish> Ordering pizza for the child and I for lunch.
12:19:00 <faux> Ouch
12:19:00 <faux> Mm pizza
12:19:00 <faux> I made salt n vinegar hoki fish
12:19:00 <faux> Was delish
12:20:00 <Skirmish> We're going to an Italian Restaurant for dinner tonight since he's going home to his mother tomorrow.
12:21:00 <Skirmish> Kind of a 'Just a reminder of how awesome we are compared to your mother.' dinner.
12:21:00 <Floss> thats a bit fucked
12:22:00 <Dugnuts> would be more awesome if you cooked it
12:22:00 <Skirmish> How is it?
12:23:00 <Mew> whats his mum like?
12:23:00 <Skirmish> Mew: She is a shrew.
12:23:00 <Mew> thats bestiality
12:24:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts: I can cook a mean store bought garlic bread. That's about it.
12:24:00 <Floss> i bet he does a great toast
12:24:00 <Dugnuts> i.e. you cant cook at all
12:25:00 <Dugnuts> i see
12:25:00 <Skirmish> Just checking out Gianni's on the interweb since we have never been there before and it's got some pretty ordinary reviews.
12:25:00 <Dugnuts> how does anyone get along these days without knowing how to cook
12:25:00 <Floss> take him to maccas
12:25:00 <Floss> let him play in the playground
12:25:00 <Skirmish> I can cook ... but nothing that is restaurant quality.
12:25:00 <Floss> kids go apeshit for that
12:25:00 <Skirmish> He is 14yo Floss.
12:25:00 <Floss> get him a large coke then fark
12:26:00 <Skirmish> ... ok
12:26:00 <Floss> take him to timezone
12:26:00 <Skirmish> Do you have any idea how gay timezone is?
12:27:00 <Floss> now whos the 14 yr old
12:27:00 <Dugnuts> about as gay as any other inanimate thing i guess
12:28:00 <Skirmish> Timezone is shit. from Ethan.
12:28:00 <Dugnuts> oh well shit
12:28:00 <Dugnuts> that i can understand
12:29:00 <Floss> sounds like a little shit to me
12:29:00 <Dugnuts> but 2 same sex timezones in love is a bit beyond my imagination
12:29:00 <Skirmish> I don't remember asking for alternatives to dinner either.
12:29:00 <Floss> well you did
12:29:00 <Floss> :D
12:29:00 <Skirmish> I will just pretend you're not typing anything at all for now Floss since what you're saying it stupid.
12:29:00 <Floss> oh ok
12:30:00 <Skirmish> Speaking of gay ... it sppears that this restaurant gets 1 star reviews from people because it allegedly 'discriminates against homosexuals'.
12:30:00 <Floss> sounds like a great place
12:31:00 <Skirmish> Amen.
12:36:00 <faux> Lol
12:36:00 <faux> Feck
12:36:00 <faux> Looking for a new washing machine
12:36:00 <TiSk> hi
12:36:00 <Shadowgate> Tisk is funny lol
12:36:00 <faux> My one decided to stop mid cycle
12:36:00 <faux> Piece of shit
12:36:00 <TiSk> dam that sucks faux
12:47:00 <Taco> Hey its that fuckwit JB
12:51:00 <TiSk> fuck fb chat aint working
12:53:00 <nate> tisk chat me up instead!
13:09:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/a67a3c9acbe59f59a44c04f2e43d8bb1/tumblr_msq2rholat1s3pw7no1_400.jpg
13:09:00 <ShadowLurker> youre welcome
13:10:00 <mrgrumpy> Shadowgate, she's a butter girl
13:11:00 <ShadowLurker> butterface
13:11:00 <mrgrumpy> everything but her face
13:11:00 <nate> prawn?:)
13:11:00 <nate> good body bad head:)
13:12:00 <slinky_J> lols
13:13:00 <slinky_J> y we invented paper bags
13:13:00 <slinky_J> and smiley faces to draw on them aw
13:13:00 <mrgrumpy> meh, just turn the lights off and you'll be none the wiser
13:14:00 <mrgrumpy> paper bag gets in the way of the ball gag :P
13:36:00 <Skirmish> Where you looking?
13:36:00 <Skirmish> [12:36] <faux> Looking for a new washing machine <--------- Where are you looking?
13:38:00 <faux> Goodguys
13:38:00 <Skirmish> What size?
13:38:00 <Skirmish> 224L Haier fridge for $499 is the cheapest on a website I used to get our last friday.
13:39:00 <Skirmish> last friday? Fucking hell my brain is broken. last fridge*
13:41:00 <Skirmish> I use www.appliancesonline.com.au
13:41:00 <Skirmish> They also take away your old fridge for nothing if you want them to.
13:43:00 <amsy> why are you talking about fridges
13:43:00 <nate> i gather he brought a fridge
13:44:00 <amsy> she needs a washing machine
13:44:00 <amsy> do they take them too!?
13:44:00 <nate> the website caters for all :D
13:44:00 <amsy> what is this
13:45:00 <Skirmish> lol so she does!
13:46:00 <amsy> hahahaha
13:46:00 <Serenity> rofl @ Skirmish
13:46:00 <Skirmish> Oh well, that same website does washing machines too! I got our Fisher and Paykel from there.
13:47:00 <Serenity> i wish i could hire someone to come put my new couch in and take out the old one
13:48:00 <Skirmish> Check gumtree. You probably can.
13:48:00 <mrgrumpy> Serenity, Salvos will usually take furniture away
13:49:00 <Skirmish> Heaps of people with utes/trucks around here advertise for small jobs.
13:49:00 <mrgrumpy> Skirmish, usually because they sell white goods to the scrap metal yard
13:49:00 <mrgrumpy> good money per kg on steel
13:50:00 <Serenity> im not sure i want some junky from gumtree in my house lol
13:50:00 <mrgrumpy> Serenity, depending on where you live just leave it out the front... my shitty old couch in bondi was taken within 15 minutes
13:51:00 <Serenity> no i have somewhere for it to go i just dont want to do the moving
13:51:00 <Skirmish> lol gumtree junkies.
13:51:00 <mrgrumpy> lol! get a bloke (or butch femme) to do it, pay them in food, booze, sex
13:52:00 <mrgrumpy> meth addicts need not apply
13:52:00 <ShadowLurker> ILL DO IT
13:52:00 <Skirmish> This restaurant I was considering going to tonght has been attacked on it's facebook page because it is alleged they refused service to a couple of homos.
13:52:00 <Serenity> rofl caps
13:52:00 <ShadowLurker> food booze n sex
13:53:00 <mrgrumpy> Skirmish, was it because they were gay or just uptight arseholes?
13:53:00 <mrgrumpy> because frankly it often comes with the territory
13:55:00 <Serenity> show me the post Skirmish
13:55:00 <slinky_J> bawg bagz
13:55:00 <Mew> thats bullshit, those guys would know how to pump cream into cannelloni better than the chef there
13:55:00 <mrgrumpy> rofl @ Mew
13:58:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/pages/Giannis-Bar-pizzaeria-Ristorante/137193472993840
13:58:00 <Skirmish> Check out the reviews.
13:59:00 <Skirmish> Except for maybe 2 or 3 ... all reviews that aren't angry homos fall between 4 and 5 starts.
13:59:00 <Skirmish> stars*
14:02:00 <Mew> it looks like the owners are assholes though from some other reviews not related to that
14:03:00 <Skirmish> Yeah there are a few poor reviews not related to poo punchers.
14:03:00 <Mew> if you get pizza thats a pretty hard thing to fuck up so it'll probably be good
14:04:00 <Mew> ive only ever had pizzas that were good or better
14:04:00 <Skirmish> Nah we had pizza for lunch. Pretty much decided not to go to that place now.
14:04:00 <Skirmish> End up with raging homos putting negative reviews on my facebook page.
14:05:00 <Serenity> ..
14:06:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/pages/Chinois-Restaurant/156426711048204 <---- If I can talk Ethan into eating asian food we might go here.
14:06:00 <Mew> http://www.tripadvisor.com.au/Restaurant_Review-g529008-d2098064-Reviews-Sandpipers_Restaurant-Nelson_Bay_Port_Stephens_Greater_Newcastle_New_South_Wales.html
14:07:00 <Mew> 192 5* reviews, 3 1* reviews
14:08:00 <Mew> http://www.tripadvisor.com.au/Restaurant_Review-g529008-d5776954-Reviews-Little_Beach_Boathouse-Nelson_Bay_Port_Stephens_Greater_Newcastle_New_South_Wales.html
14:08:00 <Mew> that ones the highest rated in that area
14:12:00 <Skirmish> Bit expensive that one.
14:16:00 <ShadowLurker> https://36.media.tumblr.com/0de5c5d6127a115497ab8f3c9708b50b/tumblr_n6yv3dVAPe1rv57fio1_400.jpg
14:17:00 <Mew> how good is tumblr for tits
14:21:00 <ShadowLurker> very
14:21:00 <ShadowLurker> sezz finds some fucking delish ones
14:24:00 <nate> http://i.imgur.com/YsqDkyh.jpg
14:24:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwWzSyxNc9I
14:24:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ZHU - Faded Views: 33,522,392 Uploader: MrDeepSense Uploaded: Published on Mar 9, 2014 Duration: 3 Minutes 44 Seconds
14:25:00 <Mew> i got a stripper to dance to this song last time i was in town lol
14:25:00 <Mew> she couldnt think of a song and when i said this one she literally grabbed my head and kissed me on the mouth
14:25:00 <Mew> didnt even get herpz
14:27:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/f6894e9c6c2b822e7fc84f87d735d8de/tumblr_ng23d1NWyn1tvsqsgo1_1280.jpg
14:30:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/0fd931871ca7a11eccbf4292b0f50b52/tumblr_n6zxqgsHbV1sgkrqvo1_500.jpg
14:38:00 <^matty^> +
14:38:00 <faux> Lmao skirmish
14:38:00 <faux> "Oh you're looking for a washing machine"
14:38:00 <faux> Here's a website for fridges
14:38:00 <faux> Also
14:38:00 <faux> Me IRL http://imgur.com/2m7ePQQ
14:42:00 <Skirmish> The site also sells washing machines!
14:42:00 <faux> Lol thanks I'll have a look
14:43:00 <Skirmish> Being in sydney it will be free delivery too. They set it all up ready to go, take all the rubbish with them and take the old machine too if you wish it.
14:43:00 <faux> Nice
14:43:00 <Skirmish> Who'd have thought going out for dinner would be such a task.
14:44:00 <Mew> whats his fav food?
14:44:00 <Skirmish> He's a fussy little bastard. Usually has a steak and chips when we go out with the in laws.
14:44:00 <faux> Huh
14:44:00 <faux> There's only 8 machines
14:45:00 <faux> Top loaders
14:45:00 <Serenity> we need to get a new washing machine soon
14:45:00 <Serenity> ours is fucked
14:45:00 <faux> Mine stopped mid cycle
14:45:00 <faux> ..
14:45:00 <faux> Its still full of water
14:45:00 <Skirmish> What size do you want to aim for?
14:45:00 <faux> Fuckinf cunt
14:45:00 <Mew> what about the bowling club? it says australian cuisine so they prob do a steak of some sort
14:45:00 <faux> 5/5
14:45:00 <faux> 5.5
14:45:00 <Mew> fuck i love this sculpture
14:45:00 <faux> Big enough for me
14:46:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/6FcxMF8.jpg
14:47:00 <Serenity> I want a huge one
14:48:00 <faux> I don't have the space
14:48:00 <faux> Plus I'm just one person
14:48:00 <faux> Plehh
14:48:00 <faux> I'd get smaller but 5.5 fits my doona perfectly
14:48:00 <Skirmish> http://www.appliancesonline.com.au/10kg-top-load-fisher-paykel-washing-machine-wa1068g1/ <---- Did you say 10KG washing machine Serenity?
14:49:00 <faux> Yuck
14:49:00 <Skirmish> burn it
14:49:00 <Mew> ours is 7kg which is good for us
14:49:00 <Skirmish> disinfect it with fire.
14:49:00 <faux> Lmao
14:49:00 <Serenity> its too late faux burn it all
14:49:00 <faux> :'(
14:49:00 <faux> Skirmishhh find me a Machine
14:49:00 <Skirmish> What is your budget?
14:49:00 <Serenity> im not paying $1100 for a washing machine lol
14:50:00 <faux> No more than $500
14:50:00 <faux> I found some haier brand on the goodguys website
14:50:00 <faux> But it seems cheap
14:50:00 <Skirmish> How about $600?
14:50:00 <faux> But it also has 2 yr warranty
14:50:00 <faux> DONT ASK ME MY BUDGET THEN INCREAE IT
14:50:00 <faux> lol
14:51:00 <faux> The haier one is 6.5 kg
14:51:00 <faux> They deliver and take away the old washing machine too
14:51:00 <faux> But idk much about the brand
14:51:00 <Skirmish> I was just seeing how flexible you were. Fisher and Paykel machines are fantastic. Also, they do not have a gearbox to have issues with either. 5.5KG for $598.
14:52:00 <Skirmish> Haier is one of the cheapy brands. If you are ok with it probably not lasting very long past warranty it's an ok buy.
14:52:00 <faux> Blah
14:52:00 <Serenity> Skirmish the washing machine expert
14:52:00 <Serenity> lol
14:52:00 <faux> Lol
14:52:00 <faux> I got the one I have now
14:52:00 <Skirmish> I used to sell them before I got into security. Whitegoods was my speciality.
14:52:00 <faux> Plus my fridge off ebay
14:52:00 <Mew> http://www.productreview.com.au/p/haier-hwmp65-918.html
14:52:00 <faux> Both for $360
14:53:00 <Serenity> brands mean fuck all to me
14:53:00 <Serenity> most of those cheaper ones come from the 'good brand' companies anyway
14:53:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, but they use cheaper and far less reliable parts.
14:54:00 <Serenity> do they? we've had two microwaves. one cheap one brand name exact same parts inside. exact down to the serial numbers
14:54:00 <Skirmish> Hence why it's cheaper. Electrolux owns probably 8 whitegood brands. Simpson/Westinghouse/Kelvinator/Hoover etc.
14:54:00 <faux> Ha
14:55:00 <Mew> after this hep a berries scandal thing my friends mum has gone all psycho on home brand things and stuff not built or grown in australia
14:56:00 <Skirmish> F&P machines also spin faster since they only have an electric motor and no gearbox so your clothes comes out dryer.
14:56:00 <Serenity> ok i didnt really want your life story on washing machines
14:56:00 <faux> I did :/ I need one
14:56:00 <faux> Lol
14:56:00 <Mew> whoa fiesty lmao
14:57:00 <Serenity> http://www.thegoodguys.com.au/samsung-75kg-top-load-washer-wa75f5s6dra
14:57:00 <Serenity> what a pretty washing machine
14:57:00 <faux> 75kg
14:57:00 <faux> Lol
14:57:00 <Serenity> 7.5 haha
14:57:00 <Skirmish> Samsung use plastic cogs in their gearbox. Not great if you like to load the machines up.
14:57:00 <faux> I just imagined this giant fucking poo
14:57:00 <Serenity> ive only seen white ones before
14:57:00 <faux> L
14:57:00 <faux> Pool
14:57:00 <Serenity> big whirlpool
14:57:00 <Serenity> hahah
14:57:00 <Mew> it'd have little ethiopian children inside pushing it around
14:58:00 <faux> LMAO
14:58:00 <Mew> my lint NO MIEN
14:58:00 <Serenity> they could knit you little jumpers with the lindt on their down time
14:58:00 <Mew> mmmmm lindt jumpers
14:59:00 <faux> I think its snack time
14:59:00 <faux> Loll lindt
14:59:00 <faux> Chocolate jumpers yum
14:59:00 <Serenity> FUCK
14:59:00 <Serenity> LOL
14:59:00 <faux> lmao
14:59:00 <Serenity> i was looking at the little lindt bell as i was typing
14:59:00 <faux> I have to clean the bathroom
14:59:00 <faux> My bathtub collects dust like Mel collects cock
14:59:00 <Skirmish> and syphon the washing machine.
15:00:00 <faux> What
15:00:00 <Skirmish> Isn't it full of water?
15:00:00 <faux> Yeah
15:00:00 <faux> How
15:00:00 <faux> Teach me
15:00:00 <faux> Almighty washingmachineman
15:00:00 <Serenity> just put the hose on the ground
15:00:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGCxreRQgk
15:01:00 <faux> Does it require powrr
15:01:00 <faux> Coa it doesn't turn on at all
15:01:00 <Skirmish> You need to suck on a hose until your mouth fills up with water from the machine.
15:01:00 <faux> Fuck odd
15:01:00 <faux> Off
15:01:00 <faux> Lol
15:01:00 <Skirmish> lol
15:02:00 <Serenity> you need a ShadowLurker in your house to fix your broken shit
15:02:00 <faux> Can I borrow
15:02:00 <faux> OMG
15:02:00 <Serenity> ill express post mine this arvo
15:02:00 <faux> I juat
15:02:00 <Skirmish> Any reason why you don't want a front loader machine faux?
15:02:00 <Serenity> because they're shit
15:02:00 <faux> I want a top loader
15:02:00 <faux> Oh
15:02:00 <faux> I misread
15:02:00 <faux> Yeah they're shit
15:02:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck frontloaders
15:02:00 <faux> And you can't add clothes
15:02:00 <Mew> what kinda washing machine is it foof?
15:02:00 <Skirmish> Front loaders are more economical.
15:03:00 <ShadowLurker> most useless idea ever
15:03:00 <Serenity> that doesnt make them better
15:03:00 <faux> If u forget something
15:03:00 <faux> My one?
15:03:00 <faux> Idk
15:03:00 <faux> Lol
15:03:00 <faux> I'll check later
15:03:00 <faux> Plus the seals need replacing too much
15:03:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
15:03:00 <Serenity> at least once every wash i find something else i can just throw into the wash
15:04:00 <Serenity> thats whole other washes id have to do evry day with a front loader
15:04:00 <faux> Yeah fuck that
15:04:00 <Skirmish> Yeah top loaders are better in that regard, although some simpson machines now have lid lock so once you start you cannot stop/re-open the lid.
15:04:00 <ShadowLurker> and
15:04:00 <faux> Do not want
15:05:00 <ShadowLurker> why are you arguing for no reason
15:05:00 <Skirmish> Who is arguing?
15:05:00 <faux> Who
15:05:00 <ShadowLurker> skirmish on his frontloader tirade
15:05:00 <faux> Ah
15:05:00 <Skirmish> lol what tirade?
15:06:00 <Serenity> theyre not even selling them as much anymore if you take notice
15:06:00 <Mew> does yours have a dial that you twist around or buttons faux? just asking cos mines a dial and sometimes when it stops with water in the machine i just have to turn it around the world a few times and it comes good
15:06:00 <faux> Nah buttons
15:06:00 <faux> Its digital
15:06:00 <Mew> dang
15:06:00 <amsy> frontloaders clean better
15:06:00 <Serenity> lol imagine if your front loader broke half way through a cycle
15:06:00 <Mew> bloody technology
15:06:00 <Serenity> your clothes would be stuck..
15:06:00 <faux> Wahh
15:06:00 <faux> You know what I haven't tried
15:07:00 <Serenity> and then if you break it open
15:07:00 <Serenity> you flood your laundry
15:07:00 <Serenity> hahah
15:07:00 <faux> Testing the electricity
15:07:00 <Skirmish> amsy: That's enough of your front loader tirade thank you :P
15:07:00 <faux> Remmeebr how my elec went oug
15:07:00 <amsy> lol
15:07:00 <amsy> they also have better spin cycles....
15:07:00 <faux> Maybe its not the machine and the pluggy thing is poo again
15:07:00 <Serenity> might have blown a fuse
15:07:00 <faux> I'll check later
15:07:00 <Skirmish> Are other items in your place that plug into power points still operating?
15:08:00 <faux> Currently painting and don't want my paint to dry
15:08:00 <faux> Lol
15:08:00 <faux> Also lazy
15:08:00 <faux> Yes
15:08:00 <faux> But that doesn't mean anything does it? Cant obr wall thingy be dodge
15:08:00 <faux> One*
15:08:00 <faux> Isk
15:08:00 <faux> Idk
15:08:00 <ShadowLurker> lol mew that wa the no: 1 problem back when i was repairing washing machines
15:08:00 <ShadowLurker> with the dial turning
15:08:00 <Mew> what i do?
15:08:00 <faux> .
15:08:00 <Mew> is it bad?!
15:09:00 <Skirmish> lol faux
15:09:00 <ShadowLurker> the switches in the timer are dying
15:09:00 <ShadowLurker> titll just stop one day
15:09:00 <Mew> aw
15:09:00 <Mew> poor dialy
15:09:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Those timers go all the time. We used to have a room dedicated to second hand timers where I worked.
15:09:00 <faux> Is it possible for one power point to not work
15:09:00 <Skirmish> $80 each second hand.
15:09:00 <faux> Or will a whole circuit blow
15:09:00 <ShadowLurker> ugh
15:09:00 <Mew> PIMP
15:10:00 <Skirmish> faux: It is. If it was a fuse then all your power points wouldn't be working.
15:10:00 <Mew> you'd be so cashed up
15:10:00 <Serenity> rofl.
15:10:00 <ShadowLurker> 80 r u srs
15:10:00 <ShadowLurker> they werent even worth that much new
15:10:00 <Serenity> eye cannay taek anymoar
15:10:00 <Skirmish> In 1998 they were.
15:10:00 <ShadowLurker> oh right so they suddenly got cheap in 99
15:10:00 <ShadowLurker> ok
15:10:00 <faux> WHY IS THERE SO MUCH TENSION
15:10:00 <faux> lol
15:11:00 <Skirmish> Why are you guys so hostile if someone says something?
15:11:00 <Mew> stop it or im gonna start pasting nudes
15:11:00 <faux> It just feels like skirmish isn't Allowed to know what he's saying
15:11:00 <faux> Lol
15:11:00 <amsy> yours?
15:11:00 <Skirmish> In Newcastle ... in 1998 .... where I worked .... they sold the second hand ones $80 installed. I didn't set the price. Calm your tits.
15:11:00 <faux> KGO mew
15:11:00 <Mew> yes amz
15:12:00 <amsy> go on...
15:12:00 <faux> Now.
15:12:00 <Mew> no ones arguing now lmao
15:12:00 <faux> Yiu said stop it
15:12:00 <faux> They stopped
15:12:00 <faux> Go
15:12:00 <faux> Oh
15:12:00 <faux> Waif
15:12:00 <Mew> yeah if they didnt id have to
15:12:00 <amsy> lmao
15:12:00 <Mew> DUUUUUUDE
15:12:00 <faux> Lmao
15:12:00 <faux> I'm slow today
15:12:00 <faux> Shh
15:12:00 <amsy> good 1
15:12:00 <Serenity> ROFL
15:12:00 <Mew> its okay bby
15:12:00 <faux> My asshole is on fire
15:12:00 <faux> I'm allowed to huft
15:12:00 <faux> Burt
15:13:00 <faux> HURT
15:13:00 <faux> DUXK
15:13:00 <faux> DJXKDKSMSJSKDNDKDKDMDNDKFF
15:13:00 <faux> wow
15:13:00 <Serenity> ok ill agree with everything hes saying so i dont upset anyone
15:13:00 <faux> Wut
15:13:00 <Skirmish> I'll just abuse drugs and become another numbty in the channel so I don't get attacked for having an opinion.
15:13:00 <faux> I hate you all
15:14:00 <Serenity> rofl
15:14:00 <Skirmish> No, Serenity is the greatest. Just ask her for your opinion. I have learnt my lesson.
15:14:00 <Serenity> oh stop acting like a scolded child
15:15:00 <Skirmish> You do know that your opinion on topics isn't the be all end all ... right?
15:15:00 <Serenity> yes cause an upset Skirmish said so
15:15:00 <Skirmish> We're allowed to think differently?
15:15:00 <Serenity> what are you even going on about? lol
15:15:00 <Skirmish> You acting like a stuck up mole who talks down to people who don't agree with her?
15:16:00 <Serenity> lol yeah thats it
15:16:00 <Skirmish> I must have imagined it then. Disregard.
15:16:00 <faux> Wish me washing machine didn't break down
15:16:00 <faux> Could have avoided this convo
15:16:00 <Skirmish> me too
15:17:00 <faux> Golly
15:17:00 <faux> I'm hungry
15:17:00 <faux> Snack time pls
15:17:00 <amsy> whats for snack
15:17:00 <amsy> pls.
15:17:00 <Serenity> ahh
15:17:00 <amsy> im so hungry :(
15:17:00 <Mew> i had carrots dipped in tzatziki (sp)
15:17:00 <Mew> easy
15:17:00 <amsy> yum
15:17:00 <Serenity> i have tzatskiki but nothing to dip in it
15:18:00 <Skirmish> The lad and I had ham and pineapple pizza with cheesy garlic bread.
15:18:00 <amsy> yum garlic bread
15:18:00 <Skirmish> Lies! You have fingers Serenity. That works.
15:18:00 <Mew> dip ShadowLurker's knob in it and lick it off
15:18:00 <amsy> :'(
15:18:00 <Mew> i did that with chocolate sauce the other night lol
15:18:00 <Serenity> hes at work, fucking useless
15:18:00 <Skirmish> KFC BBQ sauce licked directly from the satchel.
15:18:00 <faux> pls
15:18:00 <faux> lmao
15:19:00 <Serenity> i wanna be a fly on the wall in mews house for a weekend
15:19:00 <Skirmish> items to dip, not required.
15:19:00 <Mew> its cute when little bits of cucumber get stuck in their urethra
15:19:00 <Serenity> ......
15:19:00 <faux> STOP IT
15:19:00 <Serenity> LOL
15:19:00 <Skirmish> How does it get up there?!
15:19:00 <Serenity> how hard are you jamming their dick in
15:19:00 <Serenity> lol
15:19:00 <Serenity> DIP ITTTTTTTTT
15:20:00 <Mew> i usually jam it in pretty hard
15:20:00 <Skirmish> I remember reading somewhere that the average male ejaculates at 40km/h. That means that cucumber is coming out at speed. Could take an eye out.
15:20:00 <Serenity> yeah you do
15:20:00 <faux> that made me feel sick
15:20:00 <Serenity> faux you need more cock in your life
15:20:00 <faux> I absolutely do not
15:20:00 <Serenity> haha
15:21:00 <Skirmish> Next time you buy dip ... I predict the guy closest to you will look at you with a smile, and you will remember this conversation.
15:21:00 <Skirmish> Awkward shopping moments.
15:21:00 <faux> Good thing I shop online
15:21:00 <amsy> i was looking for corn relish in aus and couldnt find any
15:21:00 <amsy> wtf
15:22:00 <Serenity> mmm corn relish
15:22:00 <Serenity> yum
15:22:00 <Serenity> i have corn relish in me fridgre
15:22:00 <amsy> corn relish dip with doritos is amazing
15:22:00 <Serenity> fridge
15:22:00 <Skirmish> Were you looking with your eyes closed? They sell it in Coles/Woolworths.
15:22:00 <amsy> i was in coles
15:22:00 <Serenity> YES amsy
15:22:00 <Serenity> woolies have it
15:22:00 <faux> Nooo
15:22:00 <amsy> and i scanned EVERYWHERE
15:22:00 <Serenity> coles dosnt here
15:22:00 <faux> 3 olive dip
15:22:00 <faux> With original doritos
15:22:00 <Serenity> no faux, no
15:22:00 <faux> IS THE BEST COMBO EVER
15:22:00 <faux> DAT salty lyf
15:22:00 <Serenity> gherkin dip and red bag doritos is the best
15:23:00 <faux> I haven't had chips since November
15:23:00 <faux> ;'(
15:23:00 <Skirmish> Kayla makes a gherkin dip (not a penis joke) that is awesome with philly cheese.
15:23:00 <faux> Lol red bag doritos
15:23:00 <Serenity> YES
15:23:00 <Serenity> THERES 4 BAG COLOURS
15:23:00 <Serenity> CUNT
15:23:00 <amsy> what the hell kind of flavour is red bag
15:23:00 <TheRon> geez language!
15:23:00 <faux> Supreme cheese of something
15:23:00 <faux> Or
15:23:00 <faux> Lol
15:23:00 <faux> SUOER CHEESY
15:23:00 <faux> SUPER
15:23:00 <faux> I actually can't fype
15:23:00 <faux> Type
15:23:00 <faux> .....
15:24:00 <Serenity> i dont know what their flavours are just the colours
15:24:00 <amsy> lol
15:24:00 <Serenity> theres red green blue yellow
15:24:00 <Skirmish> You are going to get kicked again faux lol
15:24:00 <Serenity> and orange
15:24:00 <Serenity> so 5
15:24:00 <amsy> we only get 1 type here
15:24:00 <amsy> :'(
15:24:00 <Serenity> wot
15:24:00 <Serenity> serial?
15:24:00 <faux> Norway sucks cock
15:24:00 <TheRon> the green is plain
15:24:00 <faux> Original
15:24:00 <TheRon> yellow is nacho cheese
15:24:00 <Mew> whats yellow
15:25:00 <Mew> oh yeah
15:25:00 <faux> Yellow is nacho
15:25:00 <faux> Oui
15:25:00 <Mew> isnt there purple too
15:25:00 <Serenity> blue
15:25:00 <faux> What's blue
15:25:00 <Serenity> ranch
15:25:00 <Serenity> orange is mexican something
15:25:00 <TheRon> is there a "blow your fucking head off" flavour??
15:25:00 <faux> Oh ranch
15:25:00 <Serenity> theyre ok
15:25:00 <faux> I thought that was American
15:25:00 <faux> Lol
15:25:00 <Mew> i thought there was a purple spicy one
15:26:00 <Serenity> might be
15:26:00 <Mew> maybe its a diff chip actually
15:26:00 <TheRon> there'd be so much shrinkage in norway
15:26:00 <Serenity> pringles has a purple tin
15:27:00 <amsy> ok TheRon
15:27:00 <TheRon> i could be wrong
15:27:00 <Mew> https://ryvian.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/dsc00556.jpg
15:27:00 <Mew> this one
15:27:00 <faux> Teh only good thing Bout Norway is amsy
15:27:00 <Mew> sweet chilli
15:28:00 <Serenity> i have never seen those
15:28:00 <faux> And fjords
15:28:00 <Serenity> but i need them
15:28:00 <Serenity> right now
15:28:00 <faux> And stenie
15:28:00 <Mew> we have them at the shops here and our shop has fuck all lol
15:28:00 <faux> And skamleppen
15:28:00 <Mew> do you have iga?
15:28:00 <Serenity> yes.. lol
15:28:00 <faux> And possiblt morkake.
15:28:00 <Mew> look for em there
15:28:00 <Serenity> someone slap faux shes stuck
15:28:00 <faux> lmao
15:29:00 <amsy> lmao
15:29:00 <amsy> morkake <3
15:29:00 <TheRon> i'll do it!
15:29:00 <faux> <3
15:30:00 <TheRon> what is morkake
15:30:00 <faux> LOL
15:30:00 <Mew> you love morkake, i love morkake
15:30:00 <amsy> lol
15:30:00 <amsy> the norwegian word for placenta
15:30:00 <faux> Proteiny snacky
15:30:00 <Serenity> ....
15:30:00 <faux> Mum cake
15:30:00 <amsy> the two words that make it translate directly to Mum Cake
15:30:00 <faux> lmao
15:30:00 <amsy> mor - kake
15:31:00 <faux> Cracks MD up
15:31:00 <faux> Me
15:31:00 <amsy> same
15:31:00 <Serenity> rofllllll
15:31:00 <Serenity> mum cake
15:31:00 <TheRon> any norgwegian pop groups we might know??
15:31:00 <faux> Wud u eat it
15:31:00 <Serenity> no ty
15:31:00 <faux> Oh
15:31:00 <Mew> thats kinda apt
15:31:00 <TheRon> like the swedish ones?
15:31:00 <faux> For $500?
15:31:00 <Serenity> nope
15:31:00 <faux> $1000?
15:31:00 <faux> Name your price
15:32:00 <Serenity> how are we eating it
15:32:00 <Mew> we'll do a gofundme for you
15:32:00 <faux> I'd do it for $100k lol
15:32:00 <faux> Idk
15:32:00 <Serenity> capsulated or are we talking sunday roast style
15:32:00 <faux> IDK
15:32:00 <faux> I'm unfamiliar with the consumption methods of placrnta
15:33:00 <Serenity> chuck that shit on the barbie and fry it till its black
15:33:00 <amsy> Röyksopp are norwegian
15:33:00 <Mew> omg i love them
15:33:00 <amsy> me too ^.^
15:33:00 <Mew> theyre so happy
15:33:00 <TheRon> sound anything like millencolin??
15:34:00 <amsy> apparently some norwegian duo performed on a show like the voice or australias got talent not that long ago
15:34:00 <faux> Skulls pls
15:34:00 <amsy> lol
15:34:00 <amsy> millencolin!?
15:34:00 <amsy> no
15:34:00 <amsy> .
15:34:00 <TheRon> only scandinavian band i could come up with
15:35:00 <TheRon> they are scandinavian aren't they?
15:35:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51Bpx63wkbA
15:35:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Röyksopp - Happy Up Here Official Music Video Views: 1,854,552 Uploader: RoyksoppVEVO Uploaded: Nov 17, 2010 Duration: 2 Minutes 48 Seconds
15:36:00 <amsy> i dont know
15:36:00 <amsy> m2m were norwegian lmao
15:36:00 <Mew> s2s
15:36:00 <amsy> dont say u luv me, uuuuuu dont even no me baybayyyyyyyyyyyy
15:37:00 <Shadowgate> amsy sang lol
15:37:00 <Serenity> well now i have to listen to that song
15:37:00 <Serenity> thanks amsy
15:37:00 <TheRon> i'll stick to billy ocean
15:38:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCFlT_FYnEE
15:38:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: M2M - Don't Say You Love Me Views: 532,582 Uploader: M2MmusicVEVO Uploaded: Published on Apr 28, 2013 Duration: 3 Minutes 38 Seconds
15:38:00 <amsy> pretty sure one of them is still hot
15:38:00 <Serenity> DONT GO THERE BABY
15:38:00 <Serenity> NOT BEFORE IM READDYY
15:38:00 <Serenity> gee i wonder what that song was meant to touch vulnerable teenagers
15:39:00 <Serenity> TEACH
15:39:00 <Serenity> fuck.
15:40:00 <TheRon> so many teachers get the touch and teach thing all mixed up
15:40:00 <faux> Oki think I've inhaled enough paint for now
15:40:00 <faux> Weow
15:41:00 <Serenity> god now im gonna get stuck on a 90's loop on youtube
15:42:00 <amsy> those are the best loops
15:42:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkVsJGl5d6E
15:42:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mandy Moore - Candy Views: 2,131,262 Uploader: MandyMooreVEVO Uploaded: Published on Apr 11, 2013 Duration: 3 Minutes 59 Seconds
15:42:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fqMHnszhxE
15:42:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sister 2 Sister - Sister Views: 195,668</div> Uploader: MrCdsingle Uploaded: May 22, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 40 Seconds
15:42:00 <TheRon> Serenity: i'm watching with the sound down
15:43:00 <Serenity> careful ron
15:43:00 <Serenity> she was like 16 there
15:43:00 <amsy> s2s is me fav
15:43:00 <TheRon> mandy moore?
15:43:00 <Serenity> yer
15:43:00 <TheRon> look but don't touch
15:44:00 <Serenity> i wish it was 1998 again
15:45:00 <TheRon> i'd still be getting hammered on ouzo and coke
15:45:00 <Serenity> i was 12 =/
15:45:00 <Mew> i was 8 lmao
15:45:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/GTJHZws.jpg
15:45:00 <TheRon> i was only 19
15:46:00 <Mew> i wish i was born in the 80s
15:46:00 <Mew> or even 70s so i could fully experience the 80s
15:46:00 <Serenity> same
15:47:00 <Serenity> early 70's would have been the best
15:47:00 <Serenity> grow up in the 80's.. get smashed in the 90s
15:47:00 <Serenity> be old enough to hate the 00's and everyone in it
15:47:00 <TheRon> i did all that
15:47:00 <amsy> LOOK at those boobs in the link i posted
15:47:00 <Serenity> jesus amsy
15:47:00 <TheRon> amsy i was disgusted
15:47:00 <amsy> lmao
15:48:00 <Mew> OMG LOL from the thumbnail i thought it was one of those upper chest display things for hanging necklaces on
15:48:00 <Serenity> THERE AINT NO PARTY LIKE AN S CLUB PARTY
15:49:00 <amsy> hahaha
15:49:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X0EjwF8o0g
15:49:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: S Club 7 - S Club Party (Official Music Video) - Rachel Stevens Views: 12,856,413 Uploader: rachelstevens7 Uploaded: Jun 23, 2006 Duration: 4 Minutes 48 Seconds
15:49:00 <Serenity> i wonder if that blonde dude was gay
15:50:00 <TheRon> they all were
15:50:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/cUhyWZQFfvg
15:50:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: REPLYING TO HATE COMMENTS (and funny ones too) Views: 96,205 Uploader: beautybybrittneyx Uploaded: Published on Aug 20, 2014 Duration: 6 Minutes 34 Seconds
15:50:00 <faux> Lmaoo
15:50:00 <faux> Fucking love her
15:50:00 <Serenity> i have a playlist on youtube called 'weird shit doodle sends me'
15:51:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/PxB6TsZ.gifv
15:52:00 <faux> Paste again without the v pls
15:53:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/PxB6TsZ.gif
15:53:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc
15:53:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: B*Witched - C'est la vie Views: 7,205,866 Uploader: BwitchedVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 2 Minutes 57 Seconds
15:55:00 <TheRon> serenity is t'shirt next?
15:55:00 <Serenity> i dont know what that is?
15:55:00 <amsy> some people say i look like me dad
15:55:00 <TheRon> probably a good thing
15:55:00 <Mew> what happened to doodle?
15:56:00 <Mew> i miss that cunt
15:56:00 <TheRon> don't you mean doodle?
15:56:00 <Serenity> they were really into the whole choreographed dance things in the 90s werent they
15:56:00 <Serenity> doodles on
15:56:00 <Mew> howcome he doesnt come in here anymore
15:56:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/PBFLO922Sek lmaooooo
15:56:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: some people say i look like me dad Views: 2,620 Uploader: christestrada Uploaded: Oct 30, 2011 Duration: 0 Minutes 20 Seconds
15:56:00 <Serenity> i dunno but probably cause he hates bonny
15:56:00 <Mew> oh wtf hes on right now
15:57:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpdcKmaHk_s
15:57:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Five - When The Lights Go Out Views: 3,514,294 Uploader: FiveVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 3 Seconds
15:57:00 <Serenity> i told you hes on
15:57:00 <TheRon> i draw the line at five
15:57:00 <Serenity> i dont
15:57:00 <Mew> yeah lol
15:57:00 <Mew> everyone should /notice Doodle telling him to get his ass back in here asap
15:57:00 <Serenity> 5ive made my 12 year old giny tingle
15:58:00 <Serenity> and i had no idea why
15:58:00 <TheRon> worse than backdoor boys
15:58:00 <Serenity> how dare you
15:58:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
15:59:00 <Serenity> those brittish lads were delicious
15:59:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: TheRon knows, he had ALL the posters
15:59:00 <Serenity> hahah
15:59:00 <TheRon> my room was covered in them
15:59:00 <Serenity> TheRon is probs still heart broken that they split up. thats it isnt it ron ron
15:59:00 <TheRon> even though i was 19
16:00:00 <Serenity> all my walls were covered in posters i remember waking up covered in about 50 posters all taped together cause they fell off in the middle of the night
16:01:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZcmuKsyvzg
16:01:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 'N Sync - Tearin' Up My Heart Views: 11,035,183 Uploader: NSYNCVEVO Uploaded: Oct 24, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 29 Seconds
16:02:00 <TheRon> bye bye bye
16:02:00 <Serenity> Jt's hair..
16:03:00 <faux> Noodles
16:04:00 <Serenity> the kids have these mini solid kinder eggs
16:04:00 <Serenity> theyre actually delicious
16:06:00 <TheRon> portgugeese roast chicken for tea tonight
16:07:00 <TheRon> hope it tastes like nandos
16:07:00 <Loof> smear them on vag
16:10:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtE1TmikgIQ
16:10:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bobby Brown - Humpin' Around (With Intro) Views: 1,917,878 Uploader: BobbyBrownVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 55 Seconds
16:14:00 <Serenity> im laughing so hard at all these boy band vids
16:14:00 <Serenity> with their scrunched up faces and hand gestures
16:16:00 <TheRon> return of the mack
16:16:00 <TheRon> love it
16:18:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ro0FW9Qt-4
16:18:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Spice Girls - Say You'll Be There Views: 27,843,368 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Mar 6, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 53 Seconds
16:19:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVV06jTYjeY
16:19:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Prodigy - Wild Frontier (Official Video) Views: 2,579,118 Uploader: TheProdigyVEVO Uploaded: Published on Feb 23, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 50 Seconds
16:19:00 <TokenDaRing> everyone, slinky_J is watching Mean Girlsd
16:19:00 <Serenity> first ever prodigy song i saw on rage was breathe
16:19:00 <Serenity> and it fucking scared me
16:20:00 <Mew> i used to love that clip when i was little lol
16:20:00 <Mew> the fluffy shoes
16:20:00 <Serenity> i used to mute it haha
16:20:00 <TokenDaRing> [16:17:46] <slinky_J> watching my fav film atm [16:17:53] <TokenDaRing> which is [16:17:54] <slinky_J> prob laugh at me for it [16:18:02] <TokenDaRing> yeah?
16:21:00 <TokenDaRing> [16:18:08] <slinky_J> Mean Girls [16:19:29] <TokenDaRing> lol [16:20:23] <slinky_J> it's a great film
16:21:00 <Serenity> im watching the spice girls on youtube
16:21:00 <Serenity> i cant laugh at anymore
16:21:00 <Serenity> anyone
16:21:00 <slinky_J> funny guy
16:21:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
16:21:00 <slinky_J> it'd a great movie.
16:21:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: tell me what you want, what you really really want
16:21:00 <Serenity> its pre good
16:21:00 <slinky_J> it's*
16:21:00 <faux> Mean girls is thr fucking best
16:22:00 <faux> Anyone who doesnt like it has issues
16:22:00 <Serenity> i almost yelled at you then i thought you were correcting me
16:22:00 <TokenDaRing> or is male
16:22:00 <Serenity> pfff
16:23:00 <stebie> itz itz itz itz
16:23:00 <slinky_J> I don't know why you thought that was post worthy
16:23:00 <slinky_J> TokenDaRing
16:24:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: I'm helping you come out of the closet
16:24:00 <slinky_J> I thought we were friends.
16:24:00 <TokenDaRing> I lied!
16:25:00 <slinky_J> good for you
16:25:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUmIiWLoEuo
16:25:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Snow - Informer Views: 1,000,883 Uploader: MrSocius Uploaded: May 14, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 3 Seconds
16:25:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wk-jT9rn-8
16:25:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Arnold Schwarzenegger - I LIED Views: 444,858 Uploader: Rottaapina Uploaded: Feb 5, 2008 Duration: 0 Minutes 10 Seconds
16:26:00 <slinky_J> nah man
16:26:00 <slinky_J> i'm not clicking your link
16:26:00 <slinky_J> you figure out who you are on irc
16:27:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: you can always be buddies with TiSk
16:27:00 <Mew> LOL
16:27:00 <TiSk> lol?
16:28:00 <TiSk> ? lol
16:29:00 <Mew> that was easy
16:29:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
16:29:00 <Mew> he definitely knows who he is on irc
16:29:00 <Serenity> which one of the backdoor boys was actually a backdoor boy
16:30:00 <Mew> dick carter
16:30:00 <Serenity> nahh he just turned into a junky
16:30:00 <Mew> i like to think that he spit roast mandy with aaron
16:30:00 <Mew> she'd be down for the double
16:30:00 <Serenity> she'd take more than double
16:31:00 <Mew> same
16:31:00 <Serenity> three holes and two hands
16:31:00 <Mew> id just run through a line up
16:31:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
16:31:00 <Dugnuts> my interwebs are being annoying today
16:34:00 <Mew> this chick i used to work with puts up her body progress shots and they make me froth
16:34:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10922563_10204045353482414_1218823023344760478_n.jpg?oh=3aced1c4bafc0fbe47de2e1b8cd16d87&oe=55A33D28&__gda__=1440488573_fbab8a4fc6b48bdd4897c011600ec4c8
16:35:00 <faux> Wow
16:36:00 <faux> What'd she look like before
16:36:00 <Mew> shes bangin
16:36:00 <Mew> ill see if i can find one hangon
16:38:00 <slinky_J> [15:57] <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: you can always be buddies with TiSk
16:38:00 <slinky_J> I dind't ask that
16:38:00 <Serenity> was she fat mew?
16:38:00 <Serenity> or preggo or something
16:39:00 <slinky_J> gotta stop thinking the way you do
16:39:00 <Dugnuts> thats your friend?
16:39:00 <Dugnuts> coz goddamn
16:39:00 <slinky_J> me?
16:39:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
16:40:00 <Dugnuts> no mew
16:40:00 <TheRiddler> my brother is watching around the twist
16:40:00 <Dugnuts> heh
16:40:00 <Dugnuts> what a show
16:40:00 <TheRiddler> on netflix
16:40:00 <Dugnuts> have you ever, ever felt like this
16:40:00 <TheRiddler> lol pete becomes a dog boy and falls in love with a dog
16:40:00 <Serenity> i have been too ash haha
16:40:00 <Mew> she wasnt fat fat, shes lost about 20kgs but i cant find her before and after shot
16:41:00 <Serenity> good for her
16:41:00 <TheRiddler> bestiality :p
16:41:00 <Serenity> i hate saying that it sounds sarcastic.. i didnt mean it like that
16:41:00 <Serenity> lol
16:41:00 <Dugnuts> 20kgs is a lot to lose
16:41:00 <TheRon> did she get aides??
16:41:00 <Mew> she was with this asshole guy who never let her wear pretty things cos he'd tell her she was fat and since theyve broken up shes gone all naughty hahah
16:41:00 <Dugnuts> she seems to have kept nice big boobies too
16:41:00 <TheRiddler> ooh naughty
16:42:00 <TheRiddler> link the pic
16:42:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait
16:42:00 <Mew> i did scroll up a bit
16:42:00 <TheRiddler> just did
16:42:00 <Serenity> what a dick
16:42:00 <Serenity> good for her
16:42:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs?
16:42:00 <Taco> aww I need to do a road bog
16:42:00 <Taco> been on the road all day holding in my shit
16:43:00 <Mew> a what LOL
16:43:00 <Mew> are you gonna do it in a container or something
16:43:00 <ShadowLurker> cut a fresh biscuit
16:43:00 <TheRiddler> if you're out bush just pull over
16:43:00 <ShadowLurker> pinch off a loaf
16:43:00 <Skirmish> Store it for later.
16:44:00 <TheRiddler> I have marvelous creation poppy candy easter eggs
16:44:00 <Mew> my friend shat in a chinese food container and left it out in the sun for a few days and then threw it on someones car as revenge lol
16:45:00 <Mew> i was there when he cracked open the container to see if it had progressed enough and we both dropped to the floor and started vomiting
16:45:00 <Mew> which meant it was just right
16:45:00 <Dugnuts> you have some dodgy friends thats for sure
16:45:00 <TheRiddler> gross
16:45:00 <faux> Omg youve told this before and I gagged juat as hard then
16:45:00 <faux> yyyuuuuccckckk
16:45:00 <Mew> i have colourful friends
16:46:00 <Mew> boring people are boring
16:46:00 <TheRon> sorry
16:47:00 <Serenity> you say it bessttt when you say nothing at alll
16:47:00 <Dugnuts> and dodgy people are dodgy
16:48:00 <faux> Ugh
16:48:00 <faux> Someone just said
16:48:00 <faux> "20 days,so basically a month"
16:48:00 <Mew> okay ill only tell you about my nun friends from now on lol
16:48:00 <faux> NO.
16:48:00 <Mew> thats not even 3 weeks LOL
16:48:00 <faux> its not even 3 weeks u fuk
16:48:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt say i didnt like the story :P
16:48:00 <faux> I know!
16:49:00 <faux> Fish
16:49:00 <faux> Gosh*
16:49:00 <faux> Lmao fish
16:49:00 <Mew> hahah
16:49:00 <Mew> golly fish
16:49:00 <Dugnuts> just glad i dont know someone who would shit in a box and store it in the sun for revenge
16:49:00 <Dugnuts> that takes a warped mind as well as patience
16:49:00 <faux> 3 months so basically a year
16:49:00 <Dugnuts> sounds like a recipe for disaster
16:49:00 <faux> Shut up dugnuts
16:49:00 <faux> We get it
16:49:00 <TheRon> billy joel - goodnight saigon
16:49:00 <faux> Zz
16:49:00 <Dugnuts> nah
16:49:00 <Dugnuts> its a chat room
16:49:00 <Dugnuts> chatters gonna chat
16:49:00 <Serenity> plz
16:50:00 <Dugnuts> bitches gonna bitch
16:50:00 <faux> I didn't mean shut up altogether
16:50:00 <TheRon> players got hate
16:50:00 <faux> Just shut up about the poop contaiber
16:50:00 <Serenity> thanks taylor swift
16:50:00 <faux> fankz
16:50:00 <Dugnuts> nah
16:50:00 <Dugnuts> since i know its bothering you now i might just talk about it nonstop all night
16:50:00 <Serenity> no
16:50:00 <Serenity> you wont
16:50:00 <faux> Lmao
16:50:00 <faux> Zzzzzzz
16:51:00 <Dugnuts> yeah you are right, i dont have that kind of commitment
16:51:00 <Serenity> ILL LOVE YOU MORE WITH EVERY BREATH TRULY MADLY DEEPLY DOOOO
16:51:00 <Serenity> is it do? i dunno
16:51:00 <Mew> sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion
16:51:00 <Dugnuts> pretty sure
16:51:00 <Dugnuts> sparkle motion?
16:52:00 <Dugnuts> as in twilight vampires?
16:52:00 <faux> Uhshsshsh
16:52:00 <Serenity> YOU'RE MY WONDERWAAALLLL
16:52:00 <faux> Do any of you know who amrezy is
16:53:00 <Serenity> no
16:53:00 <faux> Uh
16:53:00 <Mew> i added pazpaz
16:53:00 <faux> Shes a YouTube beauty blogger and I follow her on snapchat and uhhh
16:54:00 <faux> Her top lip doesn't move
16:54:00 <faux> LIKE THE TOP PART OF HER FACE
16:54:00 <Dugnuts> ok
16:54:00 <faux> she's like plastic it makes me ill
16:54:00 <Serenity> lets burn her
16:54:00 <faux> I screenshottededed a pic
16:54:00 <faux> Today
16:54:00 <faux> And amsy said she looks like a sim
16:54:00 <faux> Ans its perfect
16:54:00 <faux> Hang on
16:54:00 <Mew> is there plastic surgery that makes your lips not move at all?
16:54:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
16:54:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Aqua - Barbie Girl Views: 181,500,446 Uploader: AquaVEVO Uploaded: Aug 20, 2010 Duration: 3 Minutes 22 Seconds
16:54:00 <Mew> i have a girl on facey who has fake lips but hers still move
16:55:00 <Mew> and hers are huge lol
16:55:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/QL2u0zU
16:55:00 <faux> Herw
16:55:00 <faux> Here
16:55:00 <faux> I lold at HEELZ
16:55:00 <faux> music heels da soul
16:55:00 <faux> Lol a sim
16:55:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
16:55:00 <faux> Brilliant
16:55:00 <Serenity> she looks like a drag queen
16:55:00 <faux> She's such a try hard
16:55:00 <Serenity> botox
16:56:00 <Serenity> too much of it
16:56:00 <faux> She always announces she's smoking weed abd raps to nuggets in her car and yells at snapchat when people take screenshots
16:56:00 <faux> so I take them to annoy her
16:56:00 <faux> LOL nuggets
16:56:00 <faux> Niggers
16:56:00 <Mew> wtf she looks like a fucking sim
16:56:00 <TheRon> people from niger?
16:56:00 <Dugnuts> its called botox, botox the whole face, that shit dont move
16:57:00 <Serenity> i think i just said that
16:57:00 <Serenity> WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THAT TO ME ALL THE FUCKING TIME
16:57:00 <faux> Maybe we don't read what you type
16:57:00 <faux> Lololol
16:57:00 <faux> I'm so funny
16:57:00 <Serenity> yeah that'd be right
16:57:00 <Serenity> cunt
16:57:00 <Dugnuts> heh, well you know
16:58:00 <Serenity> ill put the chan on +m and make you listen to me
16:58:00 <TheRon> the gin blossoms are underrated
16:58:00 <Taco> oh man that was better than maccas hotcakes
16:58:00 <Dugnuts> sure, everyone knows the best way to make friends is to tie them up
16:59:00 <Dugnuts> force them to love you
16:59:00 <faux> I'm so tired but its past nap time or I'll be up all night
16:59:00 <faux> Dammit
17:00:00 <Serenity> i wish i was tired id have a nappy nap
17:00:00 <Mew> have a cuppa tea
17:00:00 <Serenity> but im feeling like i have 2342343 days worth of energy but theres nothing to do
17:00:00 <faux> Tea doesn't wake me up
17:00:00 <faux> It relaxes me
17:00:00 <Dugnuts> go show the better half a good time!
17:01:00 <TheRiddler> I just had a tea
17:01:00 <faux> What kind
17:01:00 <TheRiddler> dilmah
17:01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:01:00 <faux> Not the brand
17:01:00 <TheRiddler> however it's spelt
17:01:00 <faux> Like what kind of tea
17:02:00 <faux> Earl grey peppermint green chai
17:02:00 <faux> Etc
17:02:00 <TheRiddler> I think it's most common 1
17:02:00 <Serenity> black tea
17:02:00 <faux> Nigz
17:02:00 <TheRiddler> starts with c
17:02:00 <TheRiddler> cylon
17:02:00 <faux> Chamomile?
17:02:00 <faux> Oh
17:02:00 <faux> Ok
17:03:00 <TheRiddler> I wish
17:03:00 <faux> Mmm chamomile
17:03:00 <faux> I love green tea w wint
17:03:00 <faux> Mint.
17:03:00 <Serenity> do try it
17:03:00 <faux> Ah Yes Wint
17:03:00 <TheRiddler> I really only drink tea with milk
17:03:00 <zaim> i drink milk with tea
17:03:00 <TheRiddler> unless it's iced tea
17:04:00 <faux> Can't stand iced tea
17:04:00 <faux> Tea for me needs to be hot
17:04:00 <faux> But iced coffee is nice
17:04:00 <faux> Lol
17:04:00 <TheRiddler> I never drink coffee black
17:05:00 <faux> Same
17:05:00 <TheRon> some women like their coffee black, like their men
17:05:00 <faux> Unless its leb coffee obv
17:05:00 <TheRiddler> black leb
17:05:00 <TheRiddler> :p
17:05:00 <faux> Don't be rude
17:05:00 <faux> I'll bash u
17:05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:05:00 <Serenity> fuck i could go a good coffee
17:06:00 <TheRiddler> I have only mocha
17:06:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
17:06:00 <faux> Hehehe I just coughed and farted at the same time
17:06:00 <faux> Got worried I shit meself
17:06:00 <TheRon> classy
17:06:00 <faux> Totes
17:07:00 <faux> I'm a top bloke
17:07:00 <TheRon> everytime someone says totes i wanna put a bet on
17:07:00 <faux> Totes
17:08:00 <Serenity> i got up the other morning and farted and both my kids lost it in their bedrooms
17:08:00 <Serenity> i thought they were asleep
17:08:00 <Serenity> assholes
17:09:00 <TheRon> everybody loves a good fart joke
17:11:00 <TheRon> too early for teenage dirtbag?
17:12:00 <Serenity> never
17:12:00 <Serenity> go
17:12:00 <TheRon> listen maiden baby with me
17:13:00 <TheRon> listen to iron maiden baby with me
17:13:00 <Serenity> mena suvari has bung eyes
17:13:00 <TheRon> i still would
17:14:00 <TheRon> mind you these days i'm not that fussy
17:14:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEGI9NbH-mk
17:15:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Limp Bizkit - Behind Blue Eyes lyrics Views: 15,197,187 Uploader: LyricsMaster001 Uploaded: May 14, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 31 Seconds
17:15:00 <TheRon> serenity they wrecked it for everybody
17:15:00 <Serenity> sif
17:15:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry but it's bad
17:16:00 <Serenity> you're a terrible person
17:16:00 <TheRon> listen to the who version and you will agree
17:16:00 <Serenity> i have heard the old version..
17:17:00 <TheRon> smash mouth - all star
17:18:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQYJRw4R4-Q
17:18:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication (Lyrics) Views: 21,711,930 Uploader: knabbel3 Uploaded: Published on Aug 3, 2009 Duration: 5 Minutes 24 Seconds
17:19:00 <TheRon> soul to squeeze?
17:20:00 <TheRon> i'm a believer
17:22:00 <Serenity> dream of californicaaaaaaaationnn
17:22:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
17:22:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bowling For Soup - 1985 Views: 12,263,447 Uploader: BowlingForSoupVEVO Uploaded: Nov 23, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 33 Seconds
17:26:00 <TheRon> stcay's mom has got it going on
17:27:00 <Mew> staceys mom knows how to sink a bong
17:27:00 <TheRon> ah the frankston version
17:27:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0G1Ucw5HDg
17:27:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eagles - Hotel California (Lyrics) Views: 82,174,242 Uploader: LastResort310 Uploaded: Published on Jul 6, 2013 Duration: 6 Minutes 31 Seconds
17:27:00 <Taco> all I read was stink bog
17:30:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6vs-l5dkc
17:30:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Panic! At The Disco: I Write Sins Not Tragedies OFFICIAL VIDEO Views: 88,822,512 Uploader: FueledByRamen Uploaded: Jul 18, 2006 Duration: 3 Minutes 6 Seconds
17:34:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg
17:34:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: R.E.M. - Losing My Religion (Video) Views: 91,893,372 Uploader: remhq Uploaded: Published on Jul 1, 2011 Duration: 4 Minutes 46 Seconds
17:35:00 <TheRon> the man who sold the world
17:36:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0mHLj1xXQA
17:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:37:00 <TheRiddler> where's my youtube description
17:37:00 <TheRiddler> it's about a pastor that tries to tell everyone that pokemon makes ppl gay
17:38:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyRh1EOyKOM
17:38:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7KmeziI7T8
17:39:00 <Serenity> its gonna ping out
17:39:00 <Serenity> maybe
17:39:00 <TheRiddler> you broke it
17:39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:39:00 <Serenity> :(
17:39:00 <TheRiddler> bring back blackdevils
17:39:00 <Serenity> no thanks
17:40:00 <TheRiddler> atleast his worked all the time
17:40:00 <Serenity> this is the first time it hasnt worked calm down
17:40:00 <Serenity> lol
17:40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:40:00 <Mew> wb
17:40:00 <TheRon> nirvana - rape me
17:41:00 <Serenity> i wish i made sushi
17:41:00 <TheRon> wasabi?
17:41:00 <Serenity> no yuck
17:42:00 <TheRon> its good stuff
17:42:00 <Serenity> besides the hotness which i hate hot stuff
17:42:00 <Serenity> its got a rancid flavour
17:42:00 <TheRon> i love hot
17:43:00 <Serenity> i dont understand hot food
17:43:00 <TheRon> a curry isnt a curry unless it burns at both ends
17:44:00 <Serenity> but i like food, I like to enjoy it why would I want to be uncomfortable while eating it
17:45:00 <TheRon> it lingers'
17:45:00 <Dugnuts> i like a little bite
17:45:00 <ShadowLurker> http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmryg77bkS1qji3b8o1_500.jpg
17:45:00 <Dugnuts> but a lot is just stupid
17:45:00 <Serenity> i dont mind a tiny bit of heat
17:45:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg
17:45:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: R.E.M. - Losing My Religion (Video) Views: 91,893,377 Uploader: remhq Uploaded: Published on Jul 1, 2011 Duration: 4 Minutes 46 Seconds
17:45:00 <Serenity> but not stupid sweating on your eyeballs feels like youve been maced heat
17:46:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ
17:46:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: No Doubt - Don't Speak Views: 114,323,599 Uploader: NoDoubtVEVO Uploaded: Oct 7, 2009 Duration: 5 Minutes 3 Seconds
17:46:00 <Serenity> there we go
17:46:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV5lzRHrGeg
17:46:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Carly Rae Jepsen - I Really Like You Views: 26,125,836 Uploader: CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO Uploaded: Published on Mar 6, 2015 Duration: 3 Minutes 29 Seconds
17:46:00 <TheRon> tom hanks!!
17:46:00 <Serenity> god that song lol
17:46:00 <Serenity> i caught myself singing it the other day in the car =/
17:47:00 <TheRon> damn\
17:54:00 <TheRon> tom hanks is ageing well
17:56:00 <Serenity> pic?
17:57:00 <TheRon> of my breasts?
17:57:00 <Serenity> yes that will do
17:58:00 <TheRon> bloody women, always wanting more
18:02:00 <TheRiddler> hai bee_girl
18:03:00 <bee_girl> TheRiddler <3
18:04:00 <StrykerX> TheRon, have you heard the good news?
18:04:00 <faux> Mm I napped
18:05:00 <TheRon> about breasts?
18:05:00 <StrykerX> Yes
18:05:00 <TheRon> don't you just love when you burp and comes thru the nose
18:08:00 <TheRon> wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes, even if it was for just one day
18:08:00 <TheRon> almost my fave song from the 80's
18:09:00 <TheRon> good
18:11:00 <slinky_J> TheRon
18:11:00 <slinky_J> what's that song um
18:11:00 <slinky_J> pm
18:11:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: your friend is backj
18:12:00 <TheRon> nik kershaw - wouldn't it be good
18:12:00 <StrykerX> Wild Snorlax appeared.
18:13:00 <TheRon> uptown funk gonna funk you up
18:13:00 <slinky_J> which TokenDaRing
18:13:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: your pal TiSk
18:13:00 <slinky_J> thought you were my friend.
18:13:00 <slinky_J> who the fuck is TiSk
18:14:00 <slinky_J> TheRon ignore pm ino the song now :P
18:14:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk, you know, Christopher, lo, lols, coffee, GOD
18:15:00 <slinky_J> why are they my friend?
18:15:00 <slinky_J> I never chatted to Christopher.
18:15:00 <TiSk> lol
18:15:00 <slinky_J> I dunno why you turned against me but I won't cry dude.
18:16:00 <slinky_J> friends first bro
18:17:00 <StrykerX> Bros before hoes
18:17:00 <TheRon> it's not unusual to be loved by anyone
18:21:00 <TheRon> never gonna fall for modern love
18:22:00 <TheRon> hi Ana_Ng
18:23:00 <Ana_Ng> ahoi
18:23:00 <TheRon> don't believe in modern love
18:23:00 <Ana_Ng> walk on by
18:24:00 <TheRon> bacharach nice
18:25:00 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: I can't really say we were friends mate, I hardly know you
18:25:00 <TheRon> mew, age of reason
18:25:00 <Mew> thx
18:26:00 <TheRon> no worries
18:26:00 <TheRon> look at me always thinking of others
18:26:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: you smell
18:26:00 <TheRon> he really does
18:28:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: any men you're seeing we need to know about?
18:28:00 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: she pervs on her neighbours through the windows
18:28:00 <Serenity> we never need to know about anything thats sliding inside her
18:28:00 <TokenDaRing> its all there is to do in Alaska
18:28:00 <slinky_J> bros b4 hos
18:28:00 <slinky_J> StrykerX :P
18:28:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of hoes
18:28:00 <StrykerX> Sup slinky_J? :>
18:28:00 <slinky_J> ;)
18:29:00 <TheRon> what about the age of reason
18:29:00 <Ana_Ng> i am considering taming one of them
18:29:00 <slinky_J> chillin u?
18:29:00 <TheRon> taming the shrew/?
18:29:00 <slinky_J> what TheRon lent me your ears and I'll sing you a song
18:29:00 <TheRon> commonly known as foreplay
18:30:00 <slinky_J> I will try not to sing out of key
18:30:00 <slinky_J> what do I do when my love is away
18:30:00 <TheRon> i farted and it polluted the room
18:31:00 <TheRon> with a little help from your friends?
18:31:00 <TheRon> working hard to make a living, bringing shelter from the rain
18:32:00 <TheRon> barnesy rules
18:32:00 <slinky_J> lol
18:32:00 <slinky_J> you ruin the song almost
18:33:00 <slinky_J> have a little help from my friends..
18:33:00 <TheRon> you've never seen me do bowie songs
18:33:00 <TokenDaRing> TiSk: smoke any bongs today?
18:33:00 <slinky_J> bowie
18:33:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, is the pope catholic?
18:33:00 <slinky_J> that's more my age group
18:33:00 <slinky_J> lol
18:33:00 <TokenDaRing> hahaha
18:33:00 <TheRon> whoa whao he's a working class man
18:34:00 <TheRon> who's on afl 360 tonight?
18:37:00 <Ana_Ng> so i will be expecting all of you to pick up the shattered pieces of my fucking heart
18:42:00 <Ana_Ng> fish allergy
18:42:00 <Ana_Ng> take me to the er
18:42:00 <zaim> fkn cant win with you
18:43:00 <Ana_Ng> you are secretly winning
18:43:00 <TheRiddler> you live in alaska and you have a fish allergy?
18:44:00 <TheRiddler> ouch
18:44:00 <TheRiddler> that's like living in texas and have a beef allergy
18:44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:44:00 <Ana_Ng> kinda
18:46:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't eat unknown shit, that's for sure
18:47:00 <StrykerX> <Ana_Ng> i don't eat unknown shit, that's for sure << You're American. Bullshit.
18:49:00 <Serenity> lol
18:49:00 <Serenity> ermergerd derp frerd berter
18:51:00 <StrykerX> loll
18:51:00 <AzzA> unkown
18:51:00 <AzzA> what is unknown shit?
18:52:00 <TokenDaRing> AzzA: whatever Ana_Ng types
18:52:00 <faux> Cum crusted hot dogs
18:52:00 <AzzA> i dont think they have the ability in alaska to just create new organisms
18:52:00 <Ana_Ng> like a stuffed mushroom
18:53:00 <AzzA> a stuffed mushroom is usually filled with rice or risotto
18:53:00 <Mew> wuuut
18:53:00 <Mew> bacon n cheese
18:53:00 <AzzA> ^^
18:53:00 <Serenity> i want risotto
18:53:00 <Serenity> AzzA come make me some
18:53:00 <AzzA> risotto so easy
18:54:00 <AzzA> even asian could make risotto
18:54:00 <Serenity> i didnt ask how hard it was
18:54:00 <Serenity> i said make me some
18:54:00 <AzzA> lol
18:54:00 <AzzA> iu know
18:54:00 <AzzA> i just didnt want to commit my wednesday night to making risotto
18:54:00 <Ana_Ng> sometimes crab
18:54:00 <Serenity> ill make it worth your while
18:54:00 <AzzA> oh you'll make it worth my while huh?
18:54:00 <Serenity> crab comes out of crab how is that unknown
18:54:00 <AzzA> that doesnt sound corny
18:55:00 <Serenity> it can be as corny as you like
18:55:00 <Serenity> i just want risotto
18:55:00 <AzzA> hahaha
18:55:00 <AzzA> ok, only if you feed me turkish delights until i spew
18:55:00 <Serenity> hahah deal
18:57:00 <faux> Ew
18:58:00 <Immutable> this is how babies are made
18:58:00 <Immutable> hey faux
18:58:00 <faux> Hello
18:59:00 <Immutable> did you see the news article about the black man getting shot 8 times in the back?
18:59:00 <faux> No
18:59:00 <faux> Aren't there like 500 of those articoes
18:59:00 <faux> Articles
19:00:00 <Immutable> yes
19:00:00 <faux> K dinner time
19:00:00 <Immutable> i have to admit that i lol'd
19:01:00 <Serenity> yeah hilarious
19:01:00 <TheRiddler> 2 threats were detected
19:01:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder what site
19:02:00 <TheRiddler> 3 I had open at the time was gmail, fb, youtube
19:02:00 <Ana_Ng> nite
19:02:00 <TheRiddler> what's for dinner faux?
19:03:00 <TheRiddler> night Ana_Ng
19:03:00 <Ana_Ng> love to you all
19:03:00 <Immutable> whatever Serenity
19:04:00 <faux> I made a chicken stir fry but I had some prawns that needed to be cooked today that I forgot about so I threw them in too
19:04:00 <TheRiddler> nice
19:04:00 <Serenity> yeah, get annoyed at me because I think you're a dick for laughing at someone dying
19:04:00 <couleurs> i no u r but what am i
19:05:00 <couleurs> RiP RiCHiE
19:10:00 <Immutable> yeah pretending that this is not the internet
19:12:00 <faux> Lol
19:13:00 <faux> So being on the internet strips us of empathy?
19:13:00 <faux> That's a bit off
19:13:00 <faux> Odd*
19:13:00 <AzzA> probably off too
19:13:00 <Immutable> faux I just like a black dude being shot by a white man for a change of pace
19:13:00 <faux> It's not that rare
19:14:00 <AzzA> yeah cos white people get shot by black people all the time
19:14:00 <Dugnuts> damn them
19:14:00 <Dugnuts> DAMN THEM ALL
19:14:00 <couleurs> barrack obamer doesn't care about white ppl
19:14:00 <Serenity> whats the internet got to do with anything?
19:15:00 <Dugnuts> how dare they go putting themselves in the way of the black mens bullets
19:15:00 <Dugnuts> dont they know they were meant for other people?
19:15:00 <Serenity> you arent not a knob head just because you say dumb things on the internet and nor irl
19:15:00 <Serenity> if anything if you think that it makes you more of a knob
19:18:00 <Immutable> ?
19:19:00 <Immutable> why do you even care?
19:20:00 <slinky_J> Do you like scary movies Serenity?
19:20:00 <slinky_J> :P :P :P
19:20:00 <Serenity> because people like you bother me
19:21:00 <Serenity> ha ha lets say outlandish things on the internet because it doesnt matter
19:21:00 <slinky_J> I just stabbed them in the heart, they are dead now.
19:21:00 <slinky_J> Time to plan the sequel!
19:21:00 <slinky_J> Act One
19:22:00 <slinky_J> Serenity poses naked for no reason
19:22:00 <slinky_J> an eye blinks
19:22:00 <slinky_J> this is directed by a French guy
19:22:00 <slinky_J> Ghostface comes at Serenity with a tulip in hand
19:22:00 <slinky_J> STAB
19:22:00 <slinky_J> and Serenity wakes up
19:22:00 <couleurs> Ok
19:23:00 <slinky_J> She asks where the chocolates are
19:23:00 <Liinda> hai!
19:23:00 <slinky_J> :P
19:23:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda
19:23:00 <Liinda> heys couleurssss
19:23:00 <Serenity> lindiess
19:24:00 <Liinda> heys Serenity!
19:24:00 <Liinda> panadolssssss
19:24:00 <Immutable> sounds like a personal problem
19:24:00 <slinky_J> linas
19:24:00 <slinky_J> i just made a movie!
19:24:00 <slinky_J> woo
19:24:00 <slinky_J> we all gonna get so rich now
19:24:00 <slinky_J> become fmaous women!
19:25:00 <Liinda> woops
19:25:00 <couleurs> good 1
19:25:00 <Liinda> dunno wwhat happened there
19:26:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip
19:26:00 <Liinda> yup
19:27:00 <Liinda> when i think of it i will let u know
19:27:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
19:28:00 <TheRiddler> hai Liinda
19:28:00 <StrykerX> ShadowLurker, where?
19:28:00 <couleurs> my kitchen rules about to start hurry Liinda
19:29:00 <ShadowLurker> to my right
19:29:00 <TheRiddler> tony hawk has gotten olddd
19:29:00 <StrykerX> Excellent.
19:29:00 <TheRiddler> or that could be makeup
19:29:00 <ShadowLurker> sexcellent
19:29:00 <Serenity> he is nearly 50 adh
19:29:00 <Serenity> ash
19:30:00 <Liinda> hai TheRiddler
19:30:00 <Liinda> oh im on it couleurs
19:30:00 <StrykerX> As if publically admit you watch MKR
19:30:00 <Liinda> I do and im a chick so i can
19:30:00 <Liinda> pshhh
19:30:00 <Serenity> nah you just pretend you dont like StrykerX lol
19:30:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
19:30:00 <Serenity> i know a guy on there atm
19:31:00 <StrykerX> You got me!
19:31:00 <Liinda> how many times have you applied for it StrykerX :P
19:31:00 <StrykerX> 7
19:31:00 <StrykerX> :')
19:31:00 <Liinda> hehe
19:31:00 <StrykerX> I'll be the one guy who sets fire to popcorn
19:32:00 <Liinda> omg thats my fave dish
19:32:00 <StrykerX> Fire popcorn?
19:32:00 <StrykerX> It's pretty hot
19:32:00 <StrykerX> BOOM TISH!!
19:32:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ
19:32:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tenacious D - Tribute Views: 21,293,877 Uploader: tenaciousDVEVO Uploaded: Oct 19, 2010 Duration: 4 Minutes 53 Seconds
19:32:00 <Liinda> lol
19:33:00 <Serenity> ya'll need for td
19:33:00 <Serenity> need more**
19:33:00 <Liinda> you really shuld consider a career in comedy instead of cooking hey
19:33:00 <StrykerX> I couldn't agree more!
19:33:00 <Liinda> Most people do
19:33:00 <Immutable> the reverse can be said for tenacious d
19:34:00 <Liinda> hai Immutable
19:34:00 <Immutable> haiiiii
19:34:00 <Liinda> =)
19:34:00 <Immutable> =D
19:35:00 <Immutable> I got nothing to say for myself I've been studying engineering all week
19:35:00 <Mew> does your brain feel like a ball of soggy bread
19:36:00 <Immutable> it does Mew when I tilt it to the left pink stuff comes out even
19:36:00 <Mew> that's probably blood and cum
19:37:00 <Immutable> wouldn't be surprised if it were considering where I live
19:37:00 <Mew> where's that?
19:37:00 <Immutable> shitty boarding house
19:37:00 <Mew> Frankston?
19:37:00 <Mew> oh
19:39:00 <Mew> are you an orphan?
19:41:00 <Immutable> are you ok?
19:44:00 <Mew> yeah I was just being a dick lol
19:44:00 <Dugnuts> as you do
19:44:00 <Mew> its my hobby
19:45:00 <Immutable> used to be mine
19:45:00 <Immutable> I just got over it one day
19:45:00 <Dugnuts> well its better than having dick as a way of life i guess
19:45:00 <TheRiddler> watching video game highschool
19:45:00 <Immutable> stopped trolling people for some reason
19:45:00 <Liinda> brb
19:45:00 <Mew> #trolltildef
19:45:00 <AzzA> wb :)
19:45:00 <Liinda> damn coomputer issues
19:46:00 <TheRiddler> it's quite a fun little show
19:46:00 <AzzA> Liinda
19:46:00 <AzzA> should i get this for smooch?
19:46:00 <AzzA> http://cdn0.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cat-armor-1-990x500.jpg
19:47:00 <Liinda> wtf keeps happening to my connection :(
19:48:00 <Immutable> iunno
19:52:00 <TheRiddler> hai amelia
19:52:00 <amelia> haiiii hey hi wots up riddler
19:53:00 <Mew> holy kitty armor
19:54:00 <TheRiddler> not much
19:54:00 <Dugnuts> kitty armor huh?
19:54:00 <Dugnuts> so lame
19:54:00 <Dugnuts> :P
19:54:00 <Mew> yeah what AzzA linked
19:55:00 <Dugnuts> yeah i saw
19:55:00 <Dugnuts> if it was chainmail
19:55:00 <Dugnuts> yeah maybe
19:55:00 <Dugnuts> but lame leather with a creepy dragon spine
19:55:00 <Dugnuts> nah
19:55:00 <Immutable> anybody play dota 2?
19:56:00 <Immutable> yeah it sucks...
19:57:00 <Dugnuts> i cant get into mobas
19:57:00 <Immutable> yeah they're a pure waste of time...
19:58:00 <Immutable> just trying to start a team so at least I'm winning
20:00:00 <Liinda> >.<
20:00:00 <TheRiddler> wb
20:00:00 <Liinda> ty
20:00:00 <Immutable> Liinda did you fix the problem?
20:01:00 <Liinda> no idea whats happening to be honest
20:01:00 <Liinda> its only with IRC
20:01:00 <Dugnuts> whats wrong?
20:01:00 <Liinda> keeps disconnecting off the server
20:01:00 <couleurs> ;)
20:02:00 <amelia> if you find a way to fix it, lemme know cos mine does that too
20:02:00 <Dugnuts> my interwebs have been a bit dodgy this week
20:02:00 <Liinda> i did a virus scan
20:02:00 <Dugnuts> oops
20:02:00 <Dugnuts> i mean today
20:02:00 <Dugnuts> not this week
20:02:00 <Liinda> yesterday there were continuous threats that my program rejected
20:03:00 <Liinda> blocked wtahever its called
20:03:00 <Liinda> i went on a diff server yesterday, happened then. maybe someone was trying to screw up my puter
20:04:00 <couleurs> Hot.
20:05:00 <couleurs> some1 got a stalker!!!!!!!!!!!
20:05:00 <Liinda> Was it you couleurs
20:05:00 <Liinda> :P
20:05:00 <couleurs> no i don't have a computer i'm on a ps4
20:06:00 <Liinda> >.<
20:06:00 <Dugnuts> what now
20:06:00 <Dugnuts> that does not sound true at all
20:06:00 <Dugnuts> irc on a ps4?
20:06:00 <slinky_J> linas
20:06:00 <Liinda> panadols
20:06:00 <slinky_J> pm
20:06:00 <Liinda> k
20:06:00 <couleurs> i'm using the motion camera to type with my nose
20:07:00 <Liinda> why dont you type with your penis
20:07:00 <couleurs> save that 4 da boardroom
20:08:00 <couleurs> bedroom***
20:08:00 <Taco> people in boardrooms do type with their penises tho
20:08:00 <Liinda> lol
20:08:00 <Liinda> taco taco burritoooo burritoooo
20:09:00 <Serenity> i wanna see a typing cock
20:09:00 <Liinda> i type with my shlong all the time
20:09:00 <Serenity> hawt
20:09:00 <Liinda> but its so fat it mke a lothd of typos asdkLMKNLSA"
20:09:00 <Serenity> lolll
20:09:00 <Liinda> ;)
20:09:00 <Mew> howtobasic could do it
20:10:00 <Dugnuts> what now
20:10:00 <Dugnuts> you want to learn basic?
20:10:00 <Liinda> ^
20:12:00 <TheRiddler> I tried to google typing cock but it just came up with porn of ppl typing with their cock out
20:12:00 <couleurs> ew melted easter eggs what the heck!!!!!!!!!!!
20:13:00 <Liinda> lmao TheRiddler
20:13:00 <Dugnuts> you could just whip it out and give it a go TheRiddler
20:13:00 <Dugnuts> its not that hard
20:13:00 <Dugnuts> just slow
20:13:00 <Taco> easter yolo
20:13:00 <amsy> lmao ash
20:13:00 <Liinda> hai loof
20:13:00 <amsy> thats u...
20:14:00 <Liinda> what if it was hard
20:14:00 <Loof> hey Liinda :)
20:14:00 <Loof> ew ash
20:14:00 <Taco> TheRiddler, http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/slith%20so%20scary.jpg <-- touch typing
20:14:00 <Loof> watched all 4 leaked episodes of GoT amsy?
20:14:00 <Loof> i'm tempted but i wont
20:15:00 <Loof> otherwise i'll be waiting a month for the next one
20:15:00 <amsy> no
20:15:00 <Loof> one a week
20:15:00 <amsy> havent watched any
20:15:00 <couleurs> amsy: Hi Hon GoT MiLk?
20:15:00 <Taco> so guiz I need advice
20:15:00 <Loof> lucky u
20:15:00 <Mew> http://41.media.tumblr.com/f959ff45f18a019061b25221fd77a0af/tumblr_miuf8rYzU01qap1quo1_500.jpg
20:15:00 <TheRiddler> maybe I should of googled typing rooster
20:15:00 <Mew> <3
20:15:00 <Taco> was the easiest way to get a hardboiled egg in your womans anus?
20:15:00 <Loof> awesome start to the season
20:15:00 <TheRiddler> because that's really what I wanted to find
20:15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:15:00 <amsy> will watch the first ep tonight i think
20:15:00 <Loof> you have good times ahead
20:15:00 <amsy> hi cc !!!!!!!!!
20:17:00 <couleurs> that me
20:19:00 <Liinda> taco i'd say to shell it hey :P
20:22:00 <amsy> he he
20:22:00 <amsy> Taco: Shell it
20:23:00 <Liinda> heys xm
20:23:00 <Liinda> MKR INTENSE :P
20:23:00 <xm> ey Liinda
20:23:00 <couleurs> go cooking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:24:00 <xm> MORTAL KOMBAT RISOTTO
20:24:00 <Liinda> om nom nom
20:24:00 <Liinda> Haiii Yaaaaa
20:25:00 <couleurs> COOL
20:25:00 <xm> YOU DIN
20:25:00 <xm> bblz dinner
20:26:00 <couleurs> bye !
20:26:00 <Liinda> enjoy
20:26:00 <couleurs> bona betit
20:27:00 <Sunbeam> morning all :)
20:27:00 <TheRiddler> hai Sunbeam
20:27:00 <Sunbeam> hi TheRiddler :)
20:27:00 <Sunbeam> how's it goin?
20:27:00 <TheRiddler> are you a pudding :p
20:28:00 <TheRiddler> I'm good
20:28:00 <TheRiddler> you?
20:28:00 <Sunbeam> i'm good thanks
20:28:00 <Sunbeam> and no i'm not a pudding :P
20:29:00 <Liindypops> ffs
20:29:00 <couleurs> huehue
20:30:00 <Liindypops> Whats ping?
20:30:00 <Liindypops> is that wy i eep dcing?
20:30:00 <Dugnuts> you know the sound you hear in submarines on sonar?
20:30:00 <Dugnuts> haha nah
20:30:00 <Liindypops> When i ping myself it comes back as 0 secs
20:30:00 <Dugnuts> its just a request for a response
20:30:00 <Dugnuts> well of course
20:30:00 <Dugnuts> you are where you are
20:31:00 <Liindypops> can u ping me please?
20:31:00 <Dugnuts> i can, but it doesnt mean anything
20:31:00 <Dugnuts> trust me on this
20:31:00 <Liindypops> and i dont mean sexually
20:31:00 <Liindypops> cos ping sounds small
20:31:00 <Dugnuts> i wouldnt even know how to ping you sexually
20:31:00 <Liindypops> id rather a pung
20:31:00 <Dugnuts> anyway
20:31:00 <Dugnuts> all it is, is a request for a response gets sent, then the response gets sent from the other end
20:31:00 <Dugnuts> and you time how long it takes for the round trip
20:31:00 <TheRiddler> a pong
20:32:00 <Liindypops> so would the reason why i keep dc'ing be cos there is no respinse?
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> a pang sounds pangful
20:32:00 <Dugnuts> you get no response because your network is breaking somewhere
20:32:00 <Dugnuts> it has nothing to do with the request itself
20:32:00 <Liindypops> but im always online, its just irc
20:32:00 <Dugnuts> it literally means nothing
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:33:00 <Dugnuts> there we go
20:33:00 <Dugnuts> you happy?
20:33:00 <Liindypops> could it be the server i use to get on here
20:33:00 <Dugnuts> but yeah
20:33:00 <Liindypops> not happy jan
20:33:00 <Dugnuts> it means nothing
20:33:00 <Dugnuts> could be
20:33:00 <Dugnuts> could be your antivirus
20:33:00 <Dugnuts> or when was the last time you reset your router?
20:33:00 <Dugnuts> could be your isp
20:33:00 <Liindypops> antiv hasnt changed
20:33:00 <Dugnuts> lots of things
20:33:00 <Liindypops> since yesty after i went on on efnet server
20:34:00 <Liindypops> then BAM my anti v kept blocking stuff
20:34:00 <Liindypops> like 8 times then i quit
20:34:00 <TokenDaRing> Liindypops: there's a guy called Tisk who'd like to speak with you
20:34:00 <Dugnuts> well unless you downloaded a file or something
20:34:00 <Dugnuts> shouldnt matter
20:34:00 <Liindypops> Ok, so I didnt do that
20:34:00 <Dugnuts> i go on efnet and i dont get virused
20:34:00 <Dugnuts> well
20:34:00 <Liindypops> hmm
20:35:00 <Dugnuts> it could be since then, when you clicked one of the things for your antivirus
20:35:00 <Dugnuts> it put a new rule in about irc
20:35:00 <Dugnuts> or mirc, or whatever you use
20:35:00 <Liindypops> Maybe
20:35:00 <Liindypops> i will look
20:35:00 <Dugnuts> so go through and check it
20:35:00 <Liindypops> thanks
20:35:00 <Dugnuts> check your firewall
20:35:00 <Dugnuts> you never know
20:35:00 <Dugnuts> maybe you got virused
20:35:00 <Dugnuts> and now you are shit out of luck
20:37:00 <Liindypops> no idea.
20:38:00 <StrykerX> If it were your AV, you'd be locked out fulltime
20:38:00 <StrykerX> Not every 5-10 min
20:38:00 <Liinda> its fucked
20:39:00 <Dugnuts> if it was her firewall maybe
20:39:00 <StrykerX> Must be a shit firewall if it's auto-dropping blocks
20:39:00 <Dugnuts> depends how the av works
20:39:00 <Liinda> kapersky is shit
20:39:00 <Dugnuts> it does sound more like she got virused really
20:39:00 <StrykerX> I like Kaspersky
20:39:00 <StrykerX> It's been reliable for me.
20:40:00 <simba> i dont use anti virus software
20:40:00 <simba> it gives u viruses
20:41:00 <StrykerX> Are you not immunized too?
20:41:00 <StrykerX> Cause it "causes Autism"?
20:42:00 <simba> thats a bit off topic
20:42:00 <Liinda> i dunno, hopefully its just a temp thing
20:43:00 <Liinda> lol who is the smarty
20:43:00 <Liinda> i bet itc couleurs
20:43:00 <Liinda> *it
20:43:00 <simba> get couleurs to help u
20:43:00 <Dugnuts> im plenty smarty
20:44:00 <Dugnuts> but there are some problems you cant fix until you see what is actually happening
20:44:00 <couleurs> not me
20:44:00 <Dugnuts> and vague things like "Is it my ping that is getting me disconnected?" means that you cant really help :P
20:44:00 <simba> maybe your antivirus thinks irc is a virus
20:44:00 <Liinda> Nah, I jst went thru settings and it seems fine
20:45:00 <simba> just uninstall it and dont download dumb shit
20:45:00 <simba> its actually hard 2 get a virus
20:45:00 <British^Meat> OH SIMBA
20:45:00 <British^Meat> wait, can we chat in our secret room?
20:45:00 <simba> Yes\
20:46:00 <Liinda> who was they funny kent being Liindypopz
20:46:00 <Liinda> *the
20:46:00 <Dugnuts> if you pissed someone on efnet off\
20:46:00 <Dugnuts> maybe they actually went to the effort of hacking you
20:46:00 <Liinda> Nup didnt even chat in there
20:46:00 <Dugnuts> then yeah
20:46:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
20:46:00 <Liinda> was there for 5 mins max
20:46:00 <Dugnuts> been downloading dodgy shit lately?
20:47:00 <Liinda> Nup, altho might do a full scan. did a quick one before
20:48:00 <StrykerX> Dr Dugnuts
20:48:00 <StrykerX> lol
20:49:00 <Liinda> do you guys know much aout Packet Rules?
20:49:00 <Liinda> some are blocked
20:49:00 <StrykerX> Which ones?
20:50:00 <xm> My Packet Rules. Coming soon on Seven!
20:50:00 <Liinda> Remote desktop inbound, Local Services TCP, Local Services UDP, Any incoming ICMP, ICMPv6 Echo request
20:50:00 <Liinda> lmao xm
20:51:00 <TokenDaRing> Liinda: just block all the packets, hackers use them
20:51:00 <Liinda> Inbound (packet)
20:51:00 <TokenDaRing> if you block all packets they can't hack you
20:51:00 <Liinda> WHats apacket do tho
20:52:00 <Liinda> If i block them will i have issues using the net?
20:52:00 <couleurs> cowabung dude
20:52:00 <StrykerX> Try it
20:53:00 <couleurs> type /s Packet 101 4 more info Liinda
20:53:00 <TokenDaRing> Liinda: you'll be fine, just hackers can't get you that way then
20:53:00 <Liinda> lol someone is having fun with scripts
20:54:00 <Serenity> lol =/
20:54:00 <couleurs> packet of chips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:54:00 <TokenDaRing> packet of condoms
20:56:00 <Liinda> thx TokenDaRing
20:56:00 <couleurs> np
20:56:00 <TokenDaRing> all cool
21:01:00 <Liinda> whoever is pming me with script is now annoying me
21:01:00 <British^Meat> Who is
21:01:00 <British^Meat> I have an inkling
21:01:00 <Liinda> ghost nick
21:01:00 <Liinda> was funny before
21:02:00 <British^Meat> someone in here...
21:02:00 <Liinda> now its lost the novelty
21:02:00 <British^Meat> they watch you
21:02:00 <British^Meat> I know of thier type
21:02:00 <British^Meat> recived the same treatment i did
21:02:00 <British^Meat> you must not feed them
21:03:00 <British^Meat> soon they will become bored and latch on to a new host
21:04:00 <Liinda> Oh its all good. its not trolling. someone having fun. i think its helping me not getting timed out lol
21:04:00 <TiSk> heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:04:00 <Serenity> whats it messaging you
21:04:00 <TiSk> dang
21:05:00 <Liinda> i got the ident
21:05:00 <Liinda> @98a3b2ea.voxdsl.co.za
21:06:00 <Liinda> Really? 10 windows of random crap. Dude, enough
21:06:00 <TokenDaRing> hey TiSk
21:06:00 <TokenDaRing> smoke much leaf today?
21:06:00 <Serenity> poor linda lol
21:06:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmm
21:07:00 <British^Meat> a sad sad case they are
21:07:00 <Liinda> Ah well, obviously they have nothing better to do
21:07:00 <Serenity> just ignore the nicks linda
21:08:00 <Liinda> @98a3b2ea.voxdsl.co.za <--- thats the ident
21:08:00 <Serenity> no thats the host lol
21:08:00 <Serenity> the ident is the bit before the @
21:08:00 <Liinda> well that lol
21:08:00 <Liinda> They used myname in the ident
21:08:00 <TiSk> omg
21:08:00 <TiSk> stalkers
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> I have bratwurst dogs
21:08:00 <Liinda> i saw someone in yesty with the .za
21:09:00 <Serenity> za is more than likely a proxy doesnt mean much
21:09:00 <Serenity> south africa
21:09:00 <Liinda> specific tho, cos not many ppl here would use a SA proxy
21:09:00 <Liinda> anywho
21:09:00 <British^Meat> youd be surpirsed :)
21:10:00 <Serenity> i dunno i see a dozen or so every day
21:10:00 <British^Meat> he pirsed
21:10:00 <Serenity> damn i want dr pepper
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> it's your nigerian prince Liinda :p
21:11:00 <xm> a dr pepper version of frozen coke would be nice
21:11:00 <Serenity> hell yes
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> maybe 7/11
21:12:00 <Serenity> still need to go check them out
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> will do something
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> I hear the kk donuts there are not as good
21:12:00 <Serenity> well of course they arent
21:12:00 <Serenity> theyre not fresh
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> yep
21:13:00 <Liinda> they are shit donuts
21:13:00 <Liinda> they made my stomach feel crap for days
21:13:00 <Serenity> how dare you
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> were they from 7/11 or kk store
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> because there's a difference
21:13:00 <Serenity> i dont like the flavoured once anyway i only like the original glazed
21:13:00 <Serenity> and warm
21:13:00 <Serenity> hnngg
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> glazed twists
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> I miss the lemon custard 1s
21:18:00 <picard> Bite me
21:18:00 <TiSk> hi amelia
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> no
21:18:00 <amelia> hello TiSk
21:18:00 <picard> Stupid mirc on laptop
21:19:00 <TheRiddler> you'll probably puss everywhere
21:19:00 <picard> Won't let me use it without registering it
21:19:00 <TiSk> pay 20$
21:19:00 <TiSk> go on
21:20:00 <picard> Fuck off
21:20:00 <picard> As if u cunts pay
21:21:00 <TiSk> just reinstall windows
21:21:00 <TokenDaRing> suck it up picard
21:21:00 <TiSk> fixes it
21:21:00 <Liinda> hai picard
21:21:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah picard
21:21:00 <Serenity> i did like 7 years ok when i twas on sale for $5
21:21:00 <TokenDaRing> format your PC
21:21:00 <Serenity> years ago*
21:21:00 <picard> Like I can be bothered doing that
21:21:00 <TokenDaRing> then quit whining like a fat bitch
21:21:00 <TokenDaRing> oh wait
21:21:00 <Liinda> i paid for mine
21:21:00 <amelia> do fat bitches whine more than skinny bitches
21:21:00 <Serenity> i figure $5 for something i use almost every day isnt much
21:21:00 <TiSk> i dont know amelia
21:21:00 <Liinda> yup agred
21:22:00 <Liinda> amelia, i whine in between a lot and a little
21:22:00 <British^Meat> lol why is he whiging?
21:22:00 <amelia> you must have curves
21:22:00 <British^Meat> idgi
21:22:00 <Liinda> depends on how much i have left in my bottle
21:22:00 <Liinda> neither
21:23:00 <British^Meat> just use mibbit or xchat, or any of the thousands of others
21:23:00 <British^Meat> gosh
21:23:00 <Serenity> mibbits pretty awful
21:23:00 <British^Meat> yer?
21:23:00 <British^Meat> its got some pretty cool uses over MIRC
21:23:00 <Serenity> yeah ive used it like .. twice lol
21:24:00 <British^Meat> If it was able to auto connect/identify id use it all the time
21:24:00 <British^Meat> i only use it when my MIRC wants me to buy it
21:24:00 <TiSk> irccloud is good
21:24:00 <British^Meat> E.G. now
21:24:00 <TiSk> dont even need be in app to log
21:25:00 <picard> Well,ipad is fine
21:26:00 <picard> 😄😃😀😍😘
21:26:00 <Liinda> boost loading
21:27:00 <Immutable> why are all android apps pieces of shit lol
21:27:00 <Immutable> maybe its just the popular ones
21:29:00 <TokenDaRing> mibbit is shitty
21:29:00 <TokenDaRing> there's a whole bunch of open source IRC clients out there
21:29:00 <TheRiddler> because android lacks restrictions
21:29:00 <Immutable> :/
21:30:00 <Immutable> I want to get a blackberry
21:30:00 <Serenity> of course
21:31:00 <picard> Who has an iPhone 6
21:32:00 <slower> picard install an older version, 30 trial, when it ends, go to registry, delite counter , use again
21:32:00 <British^Meat> lol
21:32:00 <simba> lol @ reinstalling windows to avoid mirc registration
21:32:00 <couleurs> me picard i got iPhone 666
21:32:00 <British^Meat> or just stop being a whiney bitch, get over it and wait till the nag screen stops nagging
21:33:00 <Liinda> yeah it takes like 30 sconds to allow you to proceed anyhow doesnt it?
21:33:00 <slower> no
21:33:00 <British^Meat> `well, no
21:33:00 <picard> Slower tried that,won't let me
21:33:00 <British^Meat> U just cant use MIRC at all
21:34:00 <simba> ur just supposed to google mirc hacks and click like the first one and do the easy shit it says
21:34:00 <simba> u guys r noobs
21:34:00 <British^Meat> but after a few hours/days/restarts it'll work again
21:34:00 <simba> i mean like mirc keygens
21:34:00 <Serenity> nubs
21:35:00 <slower> picard i am using 6.5 works for me
21:37:00 <picard> Well 7.41 doesn't
21:38:00 <slower> what can i say, stiff shit
21:38:00 <Liinda> mine works
21:38:00 <picard> Lol
21:38:00 <Liinda> except for the issue i had earlier on
21:38:00 <British^Meat> r u using irc on your phone picard ?
21:38:00 <simba> picard are you googling mirc keygens
21:38:00 <Serenity> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038218/Woman-boyfriend-pretended-dog-washing-machine-glues-naked-chair-waxing-strips.html
21:38:00 <Serenity> this is the best
21:38:00 <simba> lets see if you have the capacity to google out a simple "problem"
21:39:00 <slower> simba he didnt come here ti "think"
21:39:00 <slower> to
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> why is that everywhere now
21:40:00 <TheRiddler> also barcycle check fb
21:40:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
21:40:00 <Serenity> wot
21:40:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
21:41:00 <TheRiddler> tell paulie to make a barcycle I mean lol
21:41:00 <picard> Ipad
21:42:00 <Serenity> i have no idea what you are saying
21:42:00 <TheRiddler> http://484c7721d150d22c139d-136b2d9eff9d01cc02b00ba4330a0227.r31.cf1.rackcdn.com/Photos/6be31bc2-a8e3-436b-b56e-06206ebcc154.jpg
21:42:00 <Immutable> lel
21:43:00 <simba> ༼ ºل͟º ༽
21:43:00 <Immutable> Serenity and I r beeest friends lol
21:43:00 <simba> thats a mighty small joeg
21:43:00 <simba> jpg
21:43:00 <Serenity> fuck off Immutable
21:43:00 <Immutable> :D
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0mxs6HPOR1qlafx0.jpg
21:44:00 <picard> Mmmmm
21:44:00 <Liinda> weird concept
21:44:00 <Liinda> no drink n pedalling
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:45:00 <Immutable> shitty ass hipster bar
21:45:00 <TheRiddler> you're a shitty ass
21:48:00 <Immutable> waiting for something good to come around
21:49:00 <Immutable> I can feel it coming someone will do something interesting
21:50:00 <Immutable> is a rape coming?
21:50:00 <bonky> Needs more interesting
21:51:00 <simba> hi bonky boo
21:51:00 <picard> Fark
21:52:00 <TheRiddler> bonky see bonky do
21:53:00 <Liinda> bonky go bonkers
21:53:00 <bonky> I'm too tired for bonkering
21:54:00 <Liinda> bonked the bonk out already?
21:54:00 <bonky> Uh yeah.. sure
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> are you bonking hot
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:55:00 <bonky> Depends on who is making the appraisal
21:56:00 <TheRiddler> send us pics
21:56:00 <bonky> I have lots of pictures of goats and badgers.. do you like goats and badgers?
21:57:00 <TheRiddler> yes
21:57:00 <Immutable> :/
21:58:00 <TheRiddler> hungry jacks has a slow cooked pulled beef burger
21:58:00 <simba> me posing dot jpg https://scontent-nrt.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11052381_810839992335835_6503906642758590028_n.jpg?oh=158cc489e66eeb7888ac38793b5d9a7e&oe=5598E256
21:58:00 <Serenity> WOBBLY SAUSAGE
21:58:00 <Immutable> hot
21:58:00 <bonky> what does pulling a beef burger involve?
21:58:00 <Serenity> a lot of semen
21:58:00 <picard> simba: don't post my pic
21:58:00 <simba> or what
21:58:00 <bonky> I was going to say.. it sounds rather PG
21:59:00 <Immutable> lets build robots that have sex
22:00:00 <bonky> That is one handsome man... truly a god straight from mount olympus
22:01:00 <bonky> How about robots that build other robots that have sex?
22:02:00 <bonky> The lengths we go to.. just to say we somehow play a role in something having sex
22:02:00 <simba> just put 2 animals in a cage
22:02:00 <Immutable> human animals
22:02:00 <bonky> They both died.
22:02:00 <Immutable> we should be allowed to keep humans as pets
22:03:00 <picard> : lol
22:03:00 <bonky> Chia Human?
22:03:00 <simba> we did
22:03:00 <simba> it was nasty
22:04:00 <bonky> Just be careful not to mix up your pet human and pet rock
22:05:00 <Immutable> wonder what would happen when you put the pet human in a cage with the pet rock
22:05:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hi Liinda
22:05:00 <Liinda> hi
22:06:00 <SpanishGuy12> how are you ?
22:06:00 <Liinda> good thx
22:06:00 <Liinda> u
22:06:00 <bonky> They give birth to baby Things?
22:06:00 <SpanishGuy12> good thx also
22:09:00 <Liinda> little pebbles
22:09:00 <SpanishGuy12> lol
22:09:00 <Mew> you'd have 1 pet human with a beat up dick and a bloody pet rock
22:10:00 <Liinda> least it'd be hard all the time
22:10:00 <Liinda> oh wait
22:10:00 <bonky> Could be a female human
22:10:00 <bonky> whatever they look like
22:10:00 <Liinda> you'd have just a female human and no rock. disappearing act, ta da@
22:10:00 <bonky> I've heard rumours, but nothing substantiated yet
22:11:00 <Dugnuts> ewww
22:11:00 <bonky> So they eat rocks?.. interesting.. *takes note*
22:11:00 <Liinda> whaaa
22:12:00 <Liinda> brb, need chocolate or something sweet
22:12:00 <Liinda> might go eat a rock
22:12:00 <TheRiddler> sweet rockyroad
22:12:00 <TheRiddler> rock candy?
22:13:00 <Liinda> OMG i have rocky road in the fridge
22:13:00 <SpanishGuy12> yummm
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> there you go
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:13:00 <Liinda> Thankssssssssssss
22:13:00 <Liinda> but
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> np
22:13:00 <Liinda> not sure if i feel like that today
22:13:00 <bonky> Indecisive.. the legend is true
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
22:14:00 <Liinda> rockly road is too messy
22:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
22:14:00 <Liinda> *rocky
22:15:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hi katatonic_kate01
22:16:00 <Dugnuts> sup slut
22:17:00 <bonky> Fresh in our memories.. nah.. not marketing at all, we were actually there and remember it like yesterday
22:17:00 <Dugnuts> oh god, its the random text guy
22:18:00 <simba> oh god,,,,,,,,,
22:19:00 <TheRiddler> whos the random text guy
22:19:00 <milk> hey
22:20:00 <bonky> Close friend of Netz yeah?
22:20:00 <simba> im Netz
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i loved netz
22:21:00 <bonky> We all are.. master slooders, master milkers and master .....
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is a slooder
22:21:00 <Dugnuts> how dare you kate
22:21:00 <Dugnuts> HOW DARE YOU
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> HOW DARE YOU DUG
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> how very dare you
22:22:00 <simba> HOW DUG YOU
22:22:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt have a go at some poor schlubs mother
22:22:00 <Dugnuts> all she did was love her child
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you been drinking dug?
22:23:00 <Dugnuts> no, can you not remember more than 30 seconds ago even when it is literally written down in front of you?
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
22:24:00 <Dugnuts> [22:21:47] <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is a slooder
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, you're saying that your mum loved you
22:24:00 <TiSk> slooders ya mum
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> got ya
22:24:00 <Dugnuts> no
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> what are you saying
22:25:00 <milk> mum jokes = 90s
22:25:00 <Dugnuts> that you should never pick on anyones mum
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not
22:25:00 <Dugnuts> if you cant insult just them, dont even bother
22:25:00 <bonky> I thought the rule was to always insult their mother?
22:25:00 <Dugnuts> because of what is aid
22:25:00 <Dugnuts> i said
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> same bonky
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, it's the internet
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> anything goes here
22:25:00 <Dugnuts> what if their mum is dead?
22:25:00 <Dugnuts> what then?
22:25:00 <simba> then she aint coming back
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> you called me a slut before
22:25:00 <TiSk> ./j acult
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's up with that
22:26:00 <Serenity> all yer mums are slarts
22:26:00 <simba> yeah what if she isnt a slut? what then?
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly serenity - they put out!
22:26:00 <milk> you saying they wanted it?
22:26:00 <Dugnuts> yeah, but at least that was a go at you
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah!
22:26:00 <Dugnuts> not your mum
22:26:00 <Dugnuts> someone ive never even met
22:26:00 <Serenity> she is simba, she is
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah and
22:26:00 <simba> BUT WHAT IF SHE ISNT
22:26:00 <bonky> ya mum
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> shhhh serenity!
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING here
22:26:00 <Serenity> BUT SHE IS SO IT DOESNT MATTER
22:26:00 <simba> Mums should be off limits. If I was a mum and I was dead, I wouldnt like to be made fun of.
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're being reactive dug
22:27:00 <Dugnuts> imagine that
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe because your mum is actually a slooder
22:27:00 <Dugnuts> in a conversation i react to what is said
22:27:00 <Dugnuts> oh
22:27:00 <Dugnuts> nah
22:27:00 <Serenity> what about dads
22:27:00 <bonky> How many of us have actually conducted a paternity test on our parents anyhow?
22:27:00 <Dugnuts> i just think its bad form/pathetic to insult peoples mums
22:27:00 <simba> i hate people like that
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, being reactive and engaging is completely different
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> you called me a slut
22:27:00 <Dugnuts> some assholes have the nicest mums
22:27:00 <Serenity> this is way too serious
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know right
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> over ya mum is a slooder
22:28:00 <Dugnuts> so just have a go at them
22:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> dug - ya mum is a slooder deal with it
22:28:00 <simba> yea man up m8 nobody knows ur mum
22:28:00 <bonky> Somebody did
22:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:28:00 <TiSk> what
22:28:00 <Serenity> somebody did alll niiight long
22:29:00 <TiSk> nah
22:29:00 <Dugnuts> come on, you have some imagination, you can just insult the person
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> all night
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> a llllll night long
22:29:00 <Dugnuts> you dont have to be pathetic and insult someone who isnt there to defend themselves
22:29:00 <simba> omg
22:29:00 <simba> Dugnuts r u a 15 year old girl
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> dug
22:29:00 <Serenity> rofl wow
22:29:00 <Picard> bite me
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you bleeding from the vagina tonight?
22:29:00 <Dugnuts> nah, just someone who has seen every 'yo momma' insult and is bored with them
22:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you need a tampon to plug your cunt up?
22:30:00 <Dugnuts> see there you go
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> really lol
22:30:00 <Dugnuts> much better
22:30:00 <simba> im bored with u raging about something so little and its been 5 mins for me, imagine ur life raging at such nonsense
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> I haven't used a ya mum joke for literally months
22:30:00 <Liinda> why aren't dad's ever paid out?
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor has anyone else
22:30:00 <Dugnuts> good question
22:30:00 <bonky> Ya dad.. just doesn't have the same ring to it
22:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ya dad's a slooder liinda
22:30:00 <Liinda> lol
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
22:31:00 <Dugnuts> heh if you think im raging, you really have no idea
22:31:00 <TiSk> eeeeeeeerrrrrrr
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i cop a diatribe from you - look out :P
22:31:00 <Dugnuts> im pretty much trolling non stop on here
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> no shit
22:31:00 <Liinda> yo pappa so fat, when he falls over, gravy pours out!
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
22:31:00 <Dugnuts> heh
22:31:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Picard
22:31:00 <TokenDaRing> did you smile today at all?
22:31:00 <Picard> thanks for the help simba
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo momma is so fat when she wears heels she spikes oil!
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> or something like that - yo!
22:32:00 <simba> lol Dugnuts
22:32:00 <Serenity> katatonic_kate01, Yo mama's so fat she can't wear Daisey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs
22:32:00 <Dugnuts> hahah
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO!
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> I LOVE IT!
22:32:00 <Dugnuts> what are boss hoggs exactly?
22:32:00 <Dugnuts> overalls?
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ask ya mum
22:32:00 <Dugnuts> suspenders?
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> she wears em
22:33:00 <Dugnuts> if i recall he always had a cigar and suspenders that he snapped
22:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> suspenders are what you wear to hold up stockings
22:33:00 <Serenity> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wnz818-NCkc/hqdefault.jpg
22:33:00 <Serenity> that is boss hogg
22:33:00 <Dugnuts> oh thats right
22:33:00 <Dugnuts> the white suit
22:34:00 <Serenity> Dugnuts, Yo mama's so stupid she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"
22:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://s256.photobucket.com/user/crafty_prince82/media/Suspenders_reverse.jpg.html
22:34:00 <Liinda> lol
22:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!!!
22:34:00 <Serenity> katatonic_kate01, Yo maxi pad is so thick you could bend over and deflect bullets.
22:34:00 <Dugnuts> cock cages on the same page huh
22:35:00 <Dugnuts> good to know the sites you visit
22:35:00 <bonky> I have zero denim in the house.. I have somehow lost touch with my 80's upbringing
22:35:00 <Dugnuts> ok
22:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha!!!
22:35:00 <Dugnuts> so should i say braces then?
22:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
22:35:00 <Dugnuts> people normally use that for the things that straighten teeth
22:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock cages?
22:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics or it's not trew
22:35:00 <Dugnuts> they were just under your pic
22:35:00 <Serenity> Dugnuts those other pictures are based on what you look at
22:35:00 <Dugnuts> seriously
22:35:00 <Dugnuts> scroll down
22:35:00 <Serenity> not what she looks at
22:35:00 <Serenity> only you can see it
22:35:00 <British^Meat> $47 for framed pic of dat ass
22:35:00 <Dugnuts> are not
22:35:00 <Serenity> Dugnuts, Yo mama's so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant
22:36:00 <Dugnuts> i NEVER go on photobucket
22:36:00 <Serenity> its got nothing to do with photobucket
22:36:00 <Serenity> its your cookies/cache
22:36:00 <bonky> Your eyes saw it.. pervert.
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i never use photo bucket
22:36:00 <Dugnuts> well this is my server
22:36:00 <Dugnuts> i suppose i have followed many a dodgy irc link on here
22:36:00 <Picard> is that simba's arse?
22:36:00 <Serenity> Maurice, Yo mama's so short you could see her feet on her driver's license
22:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i'd totes get a cock cage
22:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
22:37:00 <Dugnuts> for the one on your forehead?
22:37:00 <Dugnuts> good idea :P
22:37:00 <milk> dildo storage
22:37:00 <simba> SHUT UP PICARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:37:00 <simba> BASH U IRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:37:00 <Serenity> milk, Yo mama's so fat she influences the tides.
22:37:00 <Dugnuts> http://s256.photobucket.com/user/crafty_prince82/media/DSC03133copycopy-1.jpg.html
22:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> um no
22:37:00 <Dugnuts> but anyway
22:37:00 <Dugnuts> that was underneat your pic
22:37:00 <bonky> I thought it was something for roosters.. sometimes I hate being wrong
22:37:00 <Serenity> yeah only you saw that
22:38:00 <Serenity> pre determined by your browsers history
22:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:38:00 <Maurice> I'm dobbing, Serenity
22:38:00 <Serenity> Dugnuts loves the cock cage
22:38:00 <Maurice> You're gonna be in biiiiiiiiig trouble
22:38:00 <Serenity> Maurice, Yo mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
22:38:00 <Serenity> hahaha
22:38:00 <Picard> lol simba
22:38:00 <Serenity> plz dont tell :(
22:38:00 <Maurice> She's only 27 you know
22:38:00 <Dugnuts> well i also had some weird feather thing
22:38:00 <Dugnuts> i really have no idea
22:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo cock cage brings all the boys to the yard
22:38:00 <Maurice> Like, for the last 10 yrs she's been 27
22:38:00 <Picard> u couldnt bash anyone
22:39:00 <bonky> Why would you put a cage on your junk anyhow?
22:39:00 <couleurs> Jurgen Klopp says he will leave @BVB at the end of the season, but has no sabbatical plans
22:39:00 <couleurs> crying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:39:00 <Serenity> i believe it may be a BDSM thing
22:39:00 <Serenity> control, etc
22:39:00 <Dugnuts> one of those things dominatrixes like to do
22:39:00 <Dugnuts> or sissies
22:40:00 <simba> klopp 2 city
22:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> um no - to control the cock - duh
22:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:40:00 <Serenity> why hell
22:40:00 <Serenity> its only sex stuff
22:40:00 <Dugnuts> well we invented the idea
22:40:00 <Dugnuts> so we may as well go there i guess
22:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
22:40:00 <Maurice> Serenity, my stupid husband, kept telling his brother shit about my sex toys
22:41:00 <Maurice> I think for the first time in 15 yrs I blushed
22:41:00 <Serenity> why the fuck would he do that!
22:41:00 <simba> <Dugnuts> ur mum jokes :((((((((((((((((((((
22:41:00 <Picard> 3 some
22:41:00 <Maurice> He was bragging about orgasm giving
22:41:00 <Maurice> Since his bro doesn't get laid, as we all know in great fucking detail
22:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:41:00 <Serenity> well he has nothing to brag about its the toys not him
22:41:00 <Picard> he wants to watch him fuck u
22:41:00 <Serenity> LOL
22:41:00 <Dugnuts> why get embarrassed?
22:41:00 <Dugnuts> its just sex
22:41:00 <Dugnuts> chill out
22:41:00 <Maurice> Nah the first part of the convo was him, then he managed to bring up when I'm home on my own
22:41:00 <Serenity> because its her brother you idiot
22:41:00 <Serenity> brother in law*
22:42:00 <couleurs> klopp 2 bayern confirmed
22:42:00 <Dugnuts> his brother
22:42:00 <Dugnuts> yeah well
22:42:00 <Dugnuts> brothers talk about sex
22:42:00 <bonky> Pretty sure sex works better without a giant hunk of metal attached to your penis
22:42:00 <Maurice> Not in front of the wives generally
22:42:00 <Dugnuts> only problem is when you are married
22:42:00 <simba> klipp klopp - german horse
22:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
22:42:00 <Dugnuts> its obvious who you are talking about
22:42:00 <Serenity> are you a little bit slow?
22:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:42:00 <Serenity> honestly
22:44:00 <Picard> fuk
22:44:00 <Dugnuts> you mean you were lying before?
22:44:00 <Dugnuts> honestly
22:44:00 <Serenity> what..
22:44:00 <Serenity> kate help me
22:44:00 <British^Meat> everything is truth on IRC
22:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity…. is it a lost cause??
22:44:00 <simba> im true
22:45:00 <Dugnuts> jesus helps those who help themselves Serenity
22:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> dug
22:45:00 <Serenity> are you just talking nonsense now Dugnuts?
22:45:00 <Serenity> look.. its not my fault that photobucket thinks you want to see cock cages ok
22:45:00 <bonky> Jesus also loves your shiny cock cage
22:45:00 <Dugnuts> hey i didnt make that up
22:45:00 <Dugnuts> heh
22:45:00 <Dugnuts> ahh well
22:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> dug, did you want me to put one on you?
22:45:00 <Dugnuts> cant trust those websites
22:45:00 <Serenity> whos making what up
22:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> happy to help
22:46:00 <Dugnuts> not that im into it, but you did just offer to touch my cock
22:46:00 <simba> Picard stop spamming the channel with join/parts - cheers
22:46:00 <Maurice> Photofuckit only shows you similar to what you've googled
22:46:00 <bonky> Who's giving out free handies?
22:46:00 <Maurice> Like FB does
22:46:00 <Dugnuts> appreciate the though
22:46:00 <Dugnuts> thought
22:46:00 <Serenity> thank you Maurice
22:46:00 <Serenity> Dugnuts doesnt believe me
22:47:00 <Dugnuts> oh i believe you, but i dont google anything on this pc
22:47:00 <Maurice> Even my phone does it
22:47:00 <Dugnuts> so all my cookies are from the random irc links ive followed
22:47:00 <Serenity> yeah cool
22:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even porn?
22:47:00 <Dugnuts> and this one isnt logged into my google account
22:47:00 <Dugnuts> nah
22:47:00 <bonky> Especially the cock cage ones
22:47:00 <Dugnuts> thats on my main pc
22:47:00 <Dugnuts> this is my server
22:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right…. so you don't view porn
22:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> at all
22:47:00 <Dugnuts> if it was on my main pc it would all be about slim blondes taking it in the butt
22:48:00 <bonky> Nobody looks at porn
22:48:00 <Serenity> Dugnuts is trying to hard to convince us hes not into dick traps
22:48:00 <Liinda> *cough*
22:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, at least your specific with your porn
22:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dick traps
22:48:00 <Dugnuts> couldnt care either way matey
22:48:00 <Liinda> lol
22:48:00 <Serenity> hey look me either
22:48:00 <Serenity> im very open about sexual activities
22:48:00 <Dugnuts> me too
22:48:00 <Liinda> sluts
22:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> but what about dick traps
22:49:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: how are you mate?
22:49:00 <Liinda> lol
22:49:00 <Dugnuts> im into plenty of weird shit
22:49:00 <TokenDaRing> smiling at all lately?
22:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick traps?
22:49:00 <British^Meat> look at my horse, my horse is amazing
22:49:00 <bonky> Especially dick traps
22:49:00 <Dugnuts> cock cages arent one of them
22:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:49:00 <Dugnuts> heh
22:49:00 <Serenity> god my scalp hurts when my hair has been tied up all day
22:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> what are some things you like
22:49:00 <Serenity> someone rub my head
22:49:00 <Dugnuts> give it a lick, ooh it tastes just like raisins
22:49:00 <Dugnuts> you first kate
22:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i asked you first
22:49:00 <milk> thats the thing about Australian women, they come over all sisterhood boisterous "get it it up, softcock", but when you get them in bed they just lie there like a wet rag
22:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> you said you were open with sexual activities
22:50:00 <Dugnuts> sure i am
22:50:00 <Dugnuts> but im also not a moron
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
22:50:00 <Dugnuts> and i know when im being asked something just to be made fun of
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
22:50:00 <Dugnuts> i know
22:50:00 <Dugnuts> unbelievable right
22:50:00 <Serenity> whos making fun of you
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i'm asking out of interest
22:50:00 <Serenity> i just wanna see someones dick
22:50:00 <Dugnuts> heh
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know you like think blondes and anal sex
22:50:00 <Dugnuts> thin
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> anything eles?
22:50:00 <Dugnuts> :P
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops thin
22:50:00 <Serenity> yuck thin blondes
22:51:00 <Dugnuts> redheads too
22:51:00 <Dugnuts> like them
22:51:00 <bonky> Not too keen on blondes or thin people myself.. or anal
22:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's not 'weird'
22:51:00 <Picard> redheads are mostly dirty whores
22:51:00 <Serenity> gimme a voluptuous brunette
22:51:00 <Serenity> mmm
22:51:00 <Dugnuts> you're right
22:51:00 <Dugnuts> how about that
22:51:00 <Mew> no anal would be a deal breaker for me
22:51:00 <Dugnuts> im not sharing my weird shit in a public channel
22:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:51:00 <Picard> anal is good
22:51:00 <bonky> I like strong workhorses that can drag me unconscious down a mountain pass
22:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> why not?
22:51:00 <Serenity> mew needs at least 4 cocks up her shitter every week
22:51:00 <Maurice> (20:49:54) (milk): thats the thing about Australian women, they come over all sisterhood boisterous "get it it up, softcock", but when you get them in bed they just lie there like a wet rag
22:51:00 <Maurice> Who does that
22:51:00 <Picard> giving and receiving
22:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ bonky
22:51:00 <Maurice> Hands up
22:52:00 <Dugnuts> yeah i dunno Maurice, ive only ever had one starfish
22:52:00 <Dugnuts> she was the best looking girl i picked up too
22:52:00 <Mew> it'd be nice but it doesn't always happen
22:52:00 <Dugnuts> weird
22:52:00 <Serenity> i prefer to be a seahorse
22:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:52:00 <Maurice> The good looking ones don't have to do any work
22:52:00 <Maurice> Like models and rock stars
22:52:00 <Picard> Mew u prefer anal?
22:52:00 <Dugnuts> heh
22:52:00 <Dugnuts> fair enough
22:52:00 <bonky> Strong independent outdoors women do it for me.. although girly girls sometimes attract me but never keep my attention
22:52:00 <Serenity> anals great
22:52:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
22:52:00 <Mew> I'm about 60/40
22:53:00 <Mew> 40 butt
22:53:00 <Mew> Its a good ratio
22:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i go through phases
22:53:00 <Picard> i wanna be fucked by a hot chic with a strapon
22:53:00 <Dugnuts> this channel is just constantly on the verge of talking about anal arent they
22:53:00 <Dugnuts> i just mention it, and BOOM
22:53:00 <bonky> Never done it.. never plan to.. wrong hole in my opinion
22:53:00 <Serenity> yep
22:53:00 <Dugnuts> thats all anyone can talk about
22:53:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: get your wife to do it
22:53:00 <Serenity> its good Bonny
22:53:00 <Serenity> er
22:53:00 <Serenity> bonky
22:53:00 <Serenity> he said a hot chic
22:53:00 <Picard> Serenity will u do it
22:53:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl no she won't
22:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, we were talking about your weird sexual fetishes dug
22:53:00 <Picard> fuck u Serenity
22:53:00 <Serenity> dude i dont know what your wife looks like
22:53:00 <Dugnuts> you were trying to kate
22:54:00 <Dugnuts> you were trying
22:54:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: he married the only person in Mildura willing to take him
22:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
22:54:00 <Picard> :P
22:54:00 <bonky> .. up the arse?
22:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure why you're not willing to discuss
22:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you said you're open
22:54:00 <Serenity> i have a strap on id give him a go if he really wanted me to
22:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
22:54:00 <milk> Mew what does 20/20 vision mean to you?
22:55:00 <Dugnuts> i guess i should have qualified that with "people i trust arent asking just to make fun of me in public"
22:55:00 <Picard> hahahaha Serenity
22:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh please
22:55:00 <Picard> fuck yes i wanna try it
22:55:00 <Serenity> Dugnuts you seem to think an awful lot of yourself
22:55:00 <Dugnuts> sure i do
22:55:00 <Serenity> why would a room of 57 other people be wanting to make fun od specifically you
22:55:00 <Dugnuts> if i dont, who will?
22:55:00 <milk> you aware of "mob mentality"
22:55:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha, this is irc, everyone picks on everyone
22:56:00 <simba> this is NOT irc
22:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> well...
22:56:00 <Serenity> well for the record no ones picking on anyone
22:56:00 <Maurice> I don't pick on everyone
22:56:00 <Serenity> youre being super paranoid for nothing
22:56:00 <Maurice> Only a select 15 or so
22:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
22:56:00 <bonky> I once stuck a deodorant can up my butt just to get an idea of what it felt like
22:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> we just wanna discuss your kinky fetishes
22:56:00 <Dugnuts> not paranoid
22:56:00 <Serenity> impulse?
22:56:00 <Dugnuts> you first
22:56:00 <Serenity> ask away :)
22:56:00 <Serenity> i just told everyone i have a strap on what you are scared of cock cage
22:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> my sexual fetishes, they're not that weird actually
22:56:00 <milk> mob mentality - that in a group of people, the group will randomly select a person to single out for the attention of the mob, when done the mob selects another person single thus attracting more people to the mob
22:57:00 <Dugnuts> oh?
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even 'fetish'
22:57:00 <Dugnuts> i wasnt paying attention
22:57:00 <beehhh> chickenRun
22:57:00 <Picard> Serenity do u use it on the husband?
22:57:00 <Serenity> sure
22:57:00 <bonky> Do you want to use my deodorant?
22:57:00 <Serenity> he loves it
22:57:00 <milk> a group of kangaroos is called a mob, like a flock of birds
22:57:00 <Dugnuts> well thats sweet
22:58:00 <Serenity> why are you creating something thats not happening milk
22:58:00 <Picard> he ever had the real thing?
22:58:00 <Serenity> for once this chan is being pleasant and everyones talking nice and you're all trying to cause shit tahts not there
22:58:00 <Serenity> ask him yourself picard?
22:58:00 <milk> yeah, I drink coca-cola
22:58:00 <beehhh> hey it could be a mishaps
22:59:00 <TokenDaRing> hey beehhh
22:59:00 <TokenDaRing> how are you?
22:59:00 <beehhh> coke on rye
22:59:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker picards getting a tingly dick answer his question
22:59:00 <milk> coke on rye tits?
22:59:00 <ShadowLurker> wot
22:59:00 <beehhh> yeh, one o those strpper
23:00:00 <milk> brown but not too brown
23:00:00 <milk> ?
23:00:00 <ShadowLurker> oh strap on
23:00:00 <beehhh> tanned
23:00:00 <Dugnuts> anyone seen orphan black?
23:00:00 <Picard> no im not
23:00:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh all the time
23:00:00 <beehhh> tmi shardo
23:00:00 <Serenity> no he wants to know have you had a real dick
23:00:00 <bonky> My first girlfriend really wanted me to urinate on her.. that was rather confusing
23:00:00 <ShadowLurker> me
23:00:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
23:00:00 <ShadowLurker> why
23:00:00 <Dugnuts> any good?
23:00:00 <beehhh> jesus mate
23:00:00 <Serenity> beehhh fuck off you dong huffer
23:01:00 <bonky> I didn't take up the challenge.. because well, it was weird and the relationship didn't last
23:01:00 <TheRiddler> hawt
23:01:00 <TheRiddler> damn
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> urine is sterile….
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's not going to harm you
23:01:00 <bonky> I don't think that her request killed the relationship.. merely coincidental
23:01:00 <beehhh> goldfingers
23:01:00 <TheRiddler> would you do watersports katatonic_kate01? :p
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> if someone pisses on you…. that is
23:01:00 <Dugnuts> yeah, the freakiest girl i ever had was into that
23:01:00 <Dugnuts> not really my thing
23:01:00 <Picard> not into piss
23:02:00 <Dugnuts> but hey, whatever floats your boat
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, not my cup of tea
23:02:00 <Picard> or shit
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it's not 'out there'
23:02:00 <beehhh> Diamonds bar, lt colins str
23:02:00 <Serenity> i dont want to be pissed on
23:02:00 <Dugnuts> indeed, not that uncommon
23:02:00 <Serenity> or shat on
23:02:00 <TheRiddler> there's no tea cups involved :p
23:02:00 <Maurice> Me either
23:02:00 <Maurice> Not even accidentally
23:02:00 <bonky> If she asked me to shit on her.. I think I would have been running for the door
23:02:00 <beehhh> laverton
23:02:00 <Dugnuts> not even in the shower?
23:02:00 <Dugnuts> :P
23:02:00 <Serenity> no
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> hun, can I shit on you….
23:03:00 <Picard> lol
23:03:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing is into shit
23:03:00 <bonky> How does one even broach these requests?
23:03:00 <beehhh> i used to stay on palm motels one too many
23:03:00 <bonky> I mean.. you can't just finish supper and blurt out these kinds of things
23:03:00 <Serenity> probably the same way you ask your husband if he wants a nice slow comfortable fist up the arse
23:04:00 <Serenity> hey ShadowLurker honey.. bend over and breathe out
23:04:00 <beehhh> by the paramatta rd, nsw
23:04:00 <bonky> lol
23:04:00 <Dugnuts> so it seems like being in charge is katatonic_kate01's thing
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> how did you come to that conclusion?
23:04:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
23:04:00 <Maurice> 'push out against the pressure'
23:04:00 <ShadowLurker> ;}
23:04:00 <ShadowLurker> me gusta
23:04:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: ?
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i mentioned water sports?
23:04:00 <beehhh> Pacific hwy goes all the way to bruce hwy, n youv clock'd it!
23:04:00 <Picard> fist in the arse lol
23:04:00 <Serenity> LOL
23:04:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: did you think about us today mate?
23:04:00 <ShadowLurker> Maurice knows
23:04:00 <Dugnuts> nah, just a growing pattern
23:05:00 <TokenDaRing> did you smile and feel all nice inside while you thought of us?
23:05:00 <Maurice> I studied anal fisting in school
23:05:00 <Dugnuts> maybe you just like it in conversation
23:05:00 <beehhh> beers are better than any
23:05:00 <Dugnuts> i dont really know either way
23:05:00 <Serenity> i prefer Maurice fisting
23:05:00 <Dugnuts> well she is pretty small
23:05:00 <Maurice> :o
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> a growing pattern?
23:05:00 <beehhh> just did my nail
23:05:00 <Dugnuts> so i guess if you need it, its better with smaller fists
23:05:00 <bonky> I can't remember where or how I came across it.. but I ended up seeing a video compilation of prolapsed rectums.. due to people shoving all manner of things up there. Yeah, no thanks, not for me.
23:05:00 <Serenity> i think we're making Dugnuts feel uncomfortable
23:06:00 <Dugnuts> hahahahaa
23:06:00 <beehhh> fish n chips in lebanese shop starcity
23:06:00 <slinky_J> sezz
23:06:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
23:06:00 <bonky> I'd be horrified if my anus actively did that at whim
23:06:00 <Dugnuts> i have seen every nasty thing this wide internet of ours has to show
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:06:00 <Liinda> whim is such an airy word
23:06:00 <bonky> Like take me to the emergency room NOW!
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> engaged in nasty acts too dug?
23:06:00 <beehhh> bby it burnt us both
23:06:00 <Dugnuts> my fair share
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> such as?
23:06:00 <Dugnuts> ahhaha nice try
23:07:00 <TokenDaRing> hey beehhh, did you know beagle is chatting up norell?
23:07:00 <Dugnuts> one of my mottos in life is to try anything once
23:07:00 <Dugnuts> twice if you were too drunk the first time
23:07:00 <beehhh> cool lol nope he didnt
23:07:00 <Maurice> Whats it called if you've tried it too many times to count?
23:07:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno, routine?
23:07:00 <Maurice> 'Can you do that for the 37th time? I just want to make sure I like it'
23:07:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> heroin
23:07:00 <Dugnuts> heh
23:07:00 <beehhh> Ayersrock is the best place to be
23:07:00 <bonky> Each fist feels a little bit different in your anus
23:08:00 <Serenity> so you've tried a finger up the chocolate starfish Dugnuts?
23:08:00 <Dugnuts> just looking for the one that fits perfectly huh?
23:08:00 <Dugnuts> sure, who hasnt?
23:08:00 <Serenity> did you like it?
23:08:00 <Dugnuts> nothing weird there
23:08:00 <bonky> Is that a metaphor?
23:08:00 <Dugnuts> was ok
23:08:00 <beehhh> lunapark to sorento
23:08:00 <Serenity> some guys are a bit weird about it
23:08:00 <Dugnuts> depends on my mood i guess
23:09:00 <bonky> I'd definitely be weird about it
23:09:00 <Dugnuts> and the girls
23:09:00 <Dugnuts> girl
23:09:00 <beehhh> wilsons promintory, batesman bay are superb
23:09:00 <Dugnuts> sometimes its nice
23:09:00 <Dugnuts> othertimes not so much
23:09:00 <Serenity> well yeah
23:09:00 <Maurice> If it's during a pap smear, then thats not right
23:09:00 <Picard> try a cock, it feels awesome
23:09:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
23:09:00 <Dugnuts> heh
23:09:00 <milk> the trick is, when you go into a public toilets in a park to have a piss, the gang that comes in after you bash and rape you being gay are actually homosexuals themselves
23:09:00 <bonky> I don't even like my own shit on me.. certainly don't want to wipe it on others
23:09:00 <Serenity> imagine snapping down on a speculum mid smear
23:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:09:00 <Serenity> after a finger in the bum
23:09:00 <Maurice> LOL
23:09:00 <Serenity> jeepers
23:10:00 <beehhh> has hemmordhoid
23:10:00 <Maurice> Not only that, I think I'd kick the dr in the face
23:10:00 <Dugnuts> he prolly deserves it
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> prolly
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah he would!
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> mofo
23:11:00 <beehhh> Albury to tweeds
23:11:00 <simba> https://40.media.tumblr.com/4b13b4905c58c15051a299e77a62c2cf/tumblr_nm5qw2RjwT1qmuxe9o1_1280.jpg
23:11:00 <Serenity> depends is he cute?
23:11:00 <beehhh> mullumbimbly to byron
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> simba
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO!
23:11:00 <simba> thank u
23:11:00 <beehhh> new england to tamworth
23:11:00 <bonky> That is one thing I never got comfortable with porn.. okay sure some anal I can endure this.. but then they go straight to the mouth in the same take.. WTF
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> hilarious!!
23:12:00 <bonky> Or into the veejayjay.. noooo.. all that wiping training and you throw it all away
23:12:00 <beehhh> should get them one of those cart i saw flying
23:13:00 <Dugnuts> they usually only do ass to mouth when they've had enemas and their ass is cleaner than the average persons hands
23:13:00 <Liinda> lol what on earth is going on in here
23:13:00 <bonky> Yeah right.. they could enema all week and I still woudn't be touching that shit
23:13:00 <Dugnuts> you've never had a girl do that for you?
23:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> who would ever wanna do ass to mouth
23:14:00 <beehhh> well thats him
23:14:00 <Liinda> ATM? lol
23:14:00 <Dugnuts> same kinds of girls who like to be completely dominated usually
23:14:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> human centipede
23:14:00 <Mew> Remember austnets top #100 users
23:14:00 <bonky> I do
23:14:00 <Mew> we couldn't even make a top 50 now
23:14:00 <bonky> I was near the top for too long
23:14:00 <beehhh> arent you from the gelato decent in Italy
23:14:00 <Serenity> [9:13pm] <bonky> Yeah right.. they could enema all week and I still woudn't be touching that shit
23:14:00 <Serenity> LOL
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh please!
23:14:00 <Serenity> yes its disgusting
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> Dominate me by shoving your cock in my arse and forcing it in my mouth
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUCK
23:15:00 <bonky> Is that a statement or a request?
23:15:00 <Serenity> sarcasm
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you serenity!
23:15:00 <Dugnuts> whatever people like to do is up to them
23:15:00 <beehhh> i dont mind some right now so thrist quincin
23:15:00 <Dugnuts> i dont like to judge
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> not saying that people don't like or request it
23:15:00 <Liinda> >.<
23:15:00 <bonky> Urinating on somebody in a shower.. is probably where I would draw the line
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:16:00 <Serenity> whyyyyyy do people need to be peed on
23:16:00 <Serenity> i mean.. its pee
23:16:00 <bonky> If they start drinking it I'm probably going to leave the bathroom
23:16:00 <Serenity> it smells funny.. its hot.. yuck
23:16:00 <Dugnuts> well from the girls who have asked me to do it
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ bonky
23:16:00 <Dugnuts> its about feeling owned/marked
23:16:00 <simba> if someones into pee or shit play theyre probably not worth knowing
23:16:00 <beehhh> social life and media life are different
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> CAN I DRINK YO' PISS
23:16:00 <Dugnuts> i dont really understand it myself
23:16:00 <Serenity> im not a tree, i dont need you to mark your scent on me
23:16:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSWeAUA4uVk
23:16:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: What is Nike Plus? Views: 59,882 Uploader: NikeRunningUK Uploaded: Sep 21, 2011 Duration: 1 Minutes 16 Seconds
23:16:00 <Dugnuts> and something about feeling super dirty
23:17:00 <bonky> What about a fart?.. I'm willing to fart on you.. in your face even
23:17:00 <Serenity> beehhh join in the convo or fuck off
23:17:00 <Dugnuts> but yeah, whatever
23:17:00 <Serenity> seriously
23:17:00 <Serenity> water sports hey faux
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure peeps who have masters - want something a lil more visible than piss
23:17:00 <faux> ehehe
23:17:00 <TheRiddler> fart is too close to shit
23:17:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> http://www.simplypsychology.org/psychosexual.html
23:17:00 <milk> a nigger raped my hamburger
23:17:00 <bonky> lol
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> SHART
23:17:00 <Serenity> caek fart
23:17:00 <faux> yum
23:17:00 <bonky> Ooops
23:17:00 <Dugnuts> well its usually not the only thing they want
23:17:00 <Dugnuts> at least in my experience
23:17:00 <bonky> Imagine that.. accidentally farting on your partner when you intended to only fart
23:18:00 <bonky> I mean shitting*
23:18:00 <Dugnuts> as i said, that was never really my thing but im willing to do things to make a girl happy
23:18:00 <bonky> That could end a relationship
23:18:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:18:00 <Dugnuts> so you like put your butt right on them, and then accidentally shart
23:18:00 <Dugnuts> classy
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> 'accidentally'
23:18:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> after a big curry
23:18:00 <bonky> No matter how much you try to get out of that one.. they will think it was deliberate
23:19:00 <beehhh> niggars are now palestine soldiers
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ bonky!
23:20:00 <bonky> I like to bite.. that is probably the most kinky thing I do that freaks out some people
23:20:00 <beehhh> sleep deprive is a killer
23:20:00 <bonky> Otherwise I'm pretty boring
23:20:00 <Dugnuts> its ok
23:20:00 <Dugnuts> all you really need in the bedroom is passion
23:20:00 <Dugnuts> however you show it, is usually good enough
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> by sharting ?
23:21:00 <bonky> IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!
23:21:00 <simba> shit is passionate
23:21:00 <milk> http://s42.photobucket.com/user/trencheschamp/media/beans-pistol.jpg.html
23:21:00 <beehhh> you'were behind the weels
23:21:00 <TheRiddler> reminds me of zack n miri
23:22:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> reminds me of one of my fav songs, fecal matter, facial splatter
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think there needs to be more than passion in the bedroom
23:22:00 <bonky> I can hear the conversation now.. "Right, so your arse spitting shit in my face was an accident?"
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ croc!
23:22:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0
23:22:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song OFFICIAL VIDEO Views: 648,593,404 Uploader: ElektraRecords Uploaded: Apr 15, 2011 Duration: 3 Minutes 29 Seconds
23:22:00 <bonky> More than passion?.. you mean.. aids?
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, obviously
23:23:00 <bonky> I have a bed lamp and some books
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> there has to mutual attraction first!
23:24:00 <NightOwl1> In lieu of mutual attraction, eftpos facilities will suffice
23:24:00 <Dugnuts> well you dont get passion without attraction
23:24:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> $
23:24:00 <beehhh> pyrmont is where all the parlors are
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ owl
23:25:00 <NightOwl1> Cash is also fine.
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> or cupcakes, depending on your mood
23:25:00 <milk> seriously you're supposed to pay to rape an arab now?
23:25:00 <beehhh> i was there at the olympics but in melbourne
23:25:00 <NightOwl1> Or gift cards from target
23:25:00 <bonky> The only time I've been in a strip club was working as security.. don't think I could ever pay directly for a shag
23:25:00 <Dugnuts> if you have to pay for it, i seriously doubt they would take cupcakes as payment
23:26:00 <milk> in the army they pay you to do it
23:26:00 <beehhh> there were free taste in every downtown liqorshop
23:26:00 <bonky> Maybe really good cupcakes
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe really good cupcakes
23:26:00 <beehhh> what about me!
23:26:00 <Dugnuts> that would have to be one hell of a cupcake
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> who said anything about 1
23:26:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: gimme massage.
23:26:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Chloroform cupcakes
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'd want a fuck load
23:26:00 <beehhh> coffs harbors is still the best town in oz
23:27:00 <DemonsRun> Omg cupcakes!
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ croc
23:27:00 <TheRiddler> cupcake is the name of the girl that was on fb for bestiality
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh your hopeless romantic
23:27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:27:00 <beehhh> Harbour Darling
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT the actual fuck
23:27:00 <DemonsRun> ^
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> DR :D
23:27:00 <milk> you never seen a recently divorced woman screwing the family dog on redtube?
23:28:00 <beehhh> they got fresh water for irregation
23:28:00 <beehhh> sugarcane farms
23:28:00 <bonky> Even if every female human on the planey found me repulsive.. i'm still not turning to the animal kingdom
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> no she would be out fucking guys - not the family dog :/
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ bonky
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:28:00 <TheRiddler> I'm in a weird mood
23:28:00 <beehhh> on the both edge of a hwy but needs proper investments by the local and federal govt
23:29:00 <bonky> I'd be more than happy to spend the rest of my life masturbating with both hands and any number of kitchen utensils
23:29:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> beehhh
23:29:00 <beehhh> no sugar no honey
23:29:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i don't understand you
23:29:00 <TheRiddler> no one does
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> like wise
23:29:00 <TheRiddler> he's foreign
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> get a bit creative with vegetables
23:29:00 <bonky> Vegetable vagina?
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> whittle down some interesting shapes n' stuff
23:29:00 <beehhh> Im talking about Port Maquaree
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah watermelon bonky
23:29:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> figging
23:29:00 <TheRiddler> more foreign than foreigners
23:30:00 <bonky> You're weird... I shouldn't like that
23:30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> i think that's a thin
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is even a song about it
23:30:00 <beehhh> it never used to be like that
23:30:00 <TheRiddler> I'm drinking watermelon ice tea
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
23:30:00 <bonky> I'll never look at a watermelon the same way again :(
23:30:00 <beehhh> whose gonna fly me back
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhujKmHDEEc
23:30:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Justine Clarke - Watermelon Views: 862,422 Uploader: abckidsmusic Uploaded: Dec 3, 2009 Duration: 2 Minutes 25 Seconds
23:30:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into the anus or the vagina of a person.
23:30:00 <beehhh> my last wish is a pillow
23:30:00 <beehhh> n some porn magazine
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure why it's called figging
23:31:00 <bonky> Thankfully figs are kind of old fashioned
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> gingering i can understand
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> it's pretty good
23:31:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> 10x better than their other drink natural cola n green coffee extract
23:31:00 <Dugnuts> they used to do it to horses
23:32:00 <Dugnuts> put a spring in there step
23:32:00 <beehhh> germans are good in making fig jams for commercial purposes
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> put a spring in their step
23:32:00 <Dugnuts> made them look full of energy when you were selling an old nag as a decent animal
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
23:32:00 <Dugnuts> their step i should say
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you shove a piece of ginger up their arse to pep them up a lil bit
23:32:00 <Dugnuts> silly me
23:32:00 <Dugnuts> yup
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and in humans?
23:32:00 <bonky> I need to urinate.. any takers?
23:32:00 <Dugnuts> well
23:33:00 <Dugnuts> i dont really know
23:33:00 <Dugnuts> sounds uncomfortable
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would be
23:33:00 <Dugnuts> probably makes them rather energetic too
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol it's ginger
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> not coke
23:33:00 <Dugnuts> it burns
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> does it?
23:33:00 <beehhh> like i said sleep deprive
23:33:00 <Dugnuts> apparently
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i see
23:33:00 <bonky> Ginger has a pretty good bite to it when it comes to mucous membranes
23:34:00 <beehhh> we met near glenbarbie or gwanbrie
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> wasabi
23:35:00 <beehhh> hang on i would remember, five docks near by north ryde
23:35:00 <NightOwl1> Will ginger nut biscuits be ok as a substitute in a pinch?
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm thinking wasabi on the bung hole would hurt more than ginger
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> no it's not beehhh
23:35:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> no doubt B1 pisses on his subs
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is a sub!
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you x2
23:36:00 <beehhh> my eyeball looks like a reptile
23:36:00 <NightOwl1> Ha
23:36:00 <Serenity> toothpaste on the ring hole
23:37:00 <beehhh> crowsnest has in toowoomba also
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> minty fresh
23:37:00 <beehhh> twice
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> just incase your shart?
23:37:00 <Serenity> least your farts would smell good
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:37:00 <beehhh> it died somewhere
23:37:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> good tip
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> pooooot!
23:37:00 <NightOwl1> It's important not to allow plaque to develop on your bum hole
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:38:00 <NightOwl1> But I highly recommend a SOFT brush
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> an electric toothbrush!
23:38:00 <beehhh> https://youtu.be/FMUmfWh9_tk
23:38:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Shannon Noll and Natalie Bassingthwaighte - Don't Give Up Views: 91,785 Uploader: ShannonNollVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4 Minutes 40 Seconds
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> but change heads
23:39:00 <milk> you obviously never been locked up
23:39:00 <Dugnuts> no way
23:39:00 <beehhh> shaved head
23:39:00 <Dugnuts> oh wait
23:39:00 <Dugnuts> on your bum
23:39:00 <Dugnuts> nm
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> on your clit, of sure
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> fo
23:39:00 <Dugnuts> youd use a toothbrush on your clit?
23:39:00 <Dugnuts> thats pretty rough
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
23:40:00 <NightOwl1> Don't be silly
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> an electric toothbrush, sure
23:40:00 <NightOwl1> It's a clitbrush, not a toothbrush
23:40:00 <milk> well when you cant find your toothbrush, and someone says the nigger has it, so you go ask him and he says I'll just get it for then ducks into the closet and closes the door, coming out with it in his hand
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:40:00 <beehhh> i stoodstill btw new n boarder of qld
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
23:40:00 <beehhh> nomens zone n free mofie
23:41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> beehhh
23:41:00 <beehhh> at tweed theatre they got village
23:41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> milk
23:41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> you guys make the internet suck
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
23:41:00 <beehhh> Highschool rock
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am awesome!
23:41:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> beehhh and milk
23:42:00 <beehhh> oh no
23:42:00 <beehhh> i lost my last optus bill
23:42:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> kk your awesomenees is established and goes without saying
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay!
23:42:00 <beehhh> I could run a school of thought
23:43:00 <bonky> If we humour her it keeps the gloved fists at bay?
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't want a fist up my arse thanks
23:43:00 <beehhh> lately there has been so many foreigner last i checked
23:43:00 <bonky> Do they even fit?
23:43:00 <Mew> nil
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't know, never has a fist up my arse
23:44:00 <Dugnuts> only in your pussy?
23:44:00 <beehhh> so you replaced you loved ones?
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> and don't plan on having up there any time soon
23:44:00 <Mew> of course they fit
23:44:00 <Dugnuts> :P
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i don't want a fist in my cunt either
23:44:00 <Mew> do u even internet
23:44:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> reinds me of straight Dave, he's so straight, his house doesn't have a back door
23:44:00 <beehhh> maken me a halfwit
23:44:00 <bonky> How does one even get into that kind of thing?.. just progressively shoving larger items into their nether region?
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL@ croc
23:44:00 <Dugnuts> i guess so
23:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep bonky
23:45:00 <Dugnuts> the human body is pretty stretchy
23:45:00 <bonky> Does it make smaller things more disappointing?
23:45:00 <beehhh> or a reptile with Jack nicholson
23:45:00 <bonky> I'd feel rather inadequate after a while
23:45:00 <TheRiddler> http://motherless.com/2866921
23:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanna try bonky ?
23:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:45:00 <bonky> Not particularly
23:45:00 <TheRiddler> best anal fist video
23:45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:45:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:45:00 <beehhh> shrine was made in Adelaide
23:47:00 <milk> I been in bondage avoidance therapy for a few years now...
23:48:00 <Liinda> goodnight all xoxox
23:48:00 <simba> night\
23:48:00 <bonky> What the hell am I watching?
23:49:00 <josh55> cunt juice
23:49:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> Barca v psg
23:49:00 <bonky> They look like they are trying to find something that is lost in a handbag
23:49:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHl8F60t-ss
23:49:00 <YouTube> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pan Official Trailer #1 (2015) - Hugh Jackman, Amanda Seyfried Movie HD Views: 4,779,099 Uploader: movieclipsTRAILERS Uploaded: Published on Nov 25, 2014 Duration: 2 Minutes 26 Seconds
23:49:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> could I be bothered getting up that early
23:49:00 <Mew> pan
23:50:00 <josh55> Mew open boobs
23:50:00 <Dugnuts> bonky: i was seeing this feminist chick who loved to be fisted, but when i put my cock in there it was still tight
23:50:00 <Dugnuts> so i dont think it ruins smaller things
23:50:00 <Dugnuts> i guess it depends how often they do it
23:50:00 <josh55> feminist chicks are mostly insane
23:51:00 <josh55> due to a lack of dick
23:51:00 <bonky> I dunno... if she likes cricket bats and bowling pins I'd still be feeling slightly inadequate
23:51:00 <josh55> chicks need dick for mental stability
23:51:00 <Dugnuts> need to chill out man
23:51:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha nah
23:51:00 <Dugnuts> this girl got plenty of dick
23:51:00 <Dugnuts> and she loved things filthy as fuck
23:51:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> josh55 confusing feminists with lesbians
23:51:00 <TheRiddler> grab your dick and stick the whole thing up there
23:51:00 <Dugnuts> she was just a feminist writer
23:52:00 <TheRiddler> fist n all
23:52:00 <josh55> maybe she never got love from her dad
23:52:00 <Dugnuts> it was great actually
23:52:00 <milk> more than three fingers you get slapped
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> what does being a feminist have to do with anything?
23:52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:52:00 <josh55> daddy issues
23:52:00 <Dugnuts> she wasnt ashamed of anything we liked
23:52:00 <josh55> thats also a thing
23:52:00 <Dugnuts> she liked even
23:52:00 <beehhh> how about no fingers or nothing
23:52:00 <Dugnuts> oh nothing, i just like to mention these things to keep the conversation flowing
23:52:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:52:00 <josh55> katatonic_kate01 many outspoken feminists are bat shit crazy
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> irrelevant
23:52:00 <beehhh> see tomorrow you'll have acess to everything
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> really, according to you
23:53:00 <Dugnuts> well there are some feminists who are man haters
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's hilarious
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> and there are some male chauvinists who hate women, your point?
23:54:00 <bonky> Well whatever those two girls were looking for in each others rectums.. they didn't seem to find it
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> with the song, still haven found what i'm looking for playing in he back ground
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> for mood music
23:54:00 <Dugnuts> what you are looking for is misogynists
23:55:00 <milk> I don't hate females, I just understand that not every woman is a lesbian schoolgirl
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
23:55:00 <TheRiddler> an orgasm
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> because misogynists openly hate women
23:55:00 <Dugnuts> you can love women and be chauvanistic, and just think women are less capable than you
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> your point?
23:55:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> I wouldn't draw parallels between misogyny and feminism
23:55:00 <Dugnuts> and being misogynistic doesnt mean being open
23:55:00 <bonky> I think Hilary should be president.. but not sure if they are all ready to make that transition
23:56:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno, it seems like we were just mentioning things at this point
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> openly disliking women
23:56:00 <Dugnuts> what did yours have to do with feminists?
23:56:00 <Dugnuts> nah
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> you mentioned fisting a feminist
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> why mention the fact she was a feminist?
23:56:00 <Dugnuts> just means you hate, dislike or are prejudiced against them, nothing about being open about it
23:56:00 <Dugnuts> as i said
23:56:00 <Dugnuts> to get people talking
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> no relevance
23:56:00 <Dugnuts> which it DID
23:57:00 <bonky> Well fisting your dad is pretty awkward
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
23:57:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
23:57:00 <Dugnuts> and tbh thats just how i remember her
23:57:00 <TheRiddler> lets talk about nazis now
23:57:00 <Dugnuts> you know
23:57:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:57:00 <bonky> Fisty McFisterton?
23:57:00 <Dugnuts> theres the crazy brunette girl
23:57:00 <Dugnuts> the chef girl
23:57:00 <Dugnuts> the feminist writer girl
23:58:00 <bonky> That takes fists up her arse
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for sharing your sexual conquests
23:58:00 <Dugnuts> oh not in her arse
23:58:00 <bonky> Yeah, i'd say that is pretty memoerable
23:58:00 <Dugnuts> she only took cock there
23:58:00 <Dugnuts> the fist was in her pussy
23:58:00 <Dugnuts> np kate
23:58:00 <Dugnuts> i appreciate the sarcasm, but if you ever want a comprehensive list let me know
23:58:00 <bonky> Do many people differentiate anymore?.. so many people seem to play both holes like they are on the same green
23:58:00 <Dugnuts> i'll tell you all the ones i remember
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i'll be right thanks
23:59:00 <crocodylus_pontifex> oi kk did you watch GOT?
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> no! I didn't!
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was catching up on vikings
23:59:00 <Dugnuts> good, coz i dont really want to write that list out, i'd be ashamed of how many i cant remember the names of
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> and last man on earth
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol dug
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