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03:44 <Wrothmonk> well what the heck...
04:00 <Mekkis> what do you mean?
04:15 <Wrothmonk> oh
04:34 <Wrothmonk> for a second I thought there wasn't anywhere to go
04:44 <Mekkis> [s]earch
59:57 <Mekkis> !feat Weapon Focus
59:59 <diebot> Mekkis, WEAPON FOCUS [Combat]Prereq:  Proficiency with selected weapon, base attack bonus +1.  Choose one type of weapon. You can also choose unarmed strike or grapple (or ray, if you are a spellcaster) as your weapon for the purposes of this feat.
59:59 <diebot> Benefit:  You gain a +1 bonus on all attack rolls you make using the selected weapon.
00:00 <diebot> Special:  You can gain this feat multiple times. Its effects do not stack. Each time you take the feat, it applies to a new type of weapon. Source: Core
00:10 <Mekkis> Weapon Focus(Grapple)?!
00:16 <Mekkis> I did not know that!
03:15 <Wrothmonk> monks
04:28 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, did you know that Weapon Focus (Grapple) was an option?
04:44 <Wrothmonk> I assumed it was
04:47 <Wrothmonk> I mean really
04:49 <Wrothmonk> "monks"
04:59 <Mekkis> but Weapon Focus (Trip)
05:05 <Mekkis> or Weapon Focus (Steal) isn't?
05:29 <Wrothmonk> trip isn't a weapon.
05:37 <Wrothmonk> neither is stealing.
05:52 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> nether is grapple
06:05 <Wrothmonk> I kinda consider it a weapon for monks.
06:43 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> i knew you got the bonus if say you had weapon focus unarmed and you used your hands to do the move
06:59 <Mekkis> is it bad that Phantasmal Killer is just So Good at solving Deceased's problems?
08:00 <Mekkis> he solved two problems with it yesterday :)
08:56 <Mekkis> Ulzef, where are offices located for the Spirit of Freedom?
17:46 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> we have a market in korvosa but Ulzef mainly works out of  magnimar since the aspis found out he works for the pathfinders and he cant hang in blood cove 
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58:20 <Mekkis> nothing in Sedeq?
58:35 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> Sedeq?
59:00 <Mekkis> Qadira
59:43 <Mekkis> (Why is the Citadel of Flame marked on the map of Qadira?)
00:04 <Mekkis> sure, it's there, but it's only uncovered when the Pathfinders get sent there...
00:28 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> ahhh ment to have small holdings all over but i havnt covered any in paticular i mean we would have holdings in absalom as weel
49:42 <Avatar> wrothmonk has a human character called Rumil Errendon and a gnome character called Rumil Errendon the second
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29:05 <Brunius-> Ha
39:59 <Wrothmonk> yay just died by being raped by a lichen!
40:06 <Wrothmonk> and starving...
40:29 <Mekkis> you should #pray when starving
40:50 <Wrothmonk> I should pick up corpses if I play a vampire as well...
40:54 <Mekkis> no
40:59 <Wrothmonk> doesn't work?
41:04 <Mekkis> you should drain all the non-corpses you can though
41:13 <Mekkis> s/non-/non-poisonous/
42:35 <Wrothmonk> hrm what should I try next… Suggestions?
45:14 <Mekkis> elvish lawful yeoman
45:46 <Mort-> Lol?
45:50 <Mort-> Is it a net thing
45:53 <Mekkis> ummm.. female
46:17 * Mort- pokes her black nose out
46:31 <Wrothmonk> what does a yeoman do? When I said I played nethack a little I meant I spent ten minutes on one character.
46:44 <Mekkis> rides on a horse and uses a polearm
46:57 <Mekkis> has one of the best sac gifts
47:16 <Mort-> K popping off for my bath
51:19 <Wrothmonk> Hrm, I think I may do a samurai instead.
51:48 <Mekkis> Somebody whispers: "Food rations? Only 900 zorkmids."
53:42 <Wrothmonk> I keep expecting it to suddenly come up with "The grue has bitten you! You have died!"
53:56 <Wrothmonk> I know its the wrong game but still...
54:08 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, you only get that in the annual nethack tournament
54:16 <Wrothmonk> Ah.
54:52 <Mekkis> want an easy class? Doppelganger monk
00:23 <Wrothmonk> I come with fortune cookies?
06:34 <Mekkis> remember, low AC is good
07:51 <Wrothmonk> You see here a stethoscope… Sorry but what is this doing here? Did some doctor stumble down here or something?
08:05 <Mekkis> it's really useful
08:10 <Mekkis> I'd #adjust it to a
08:15 <Mekkis> and try applying it to things
08:34 <Mekkis> especially yourself, any enemy, or anywhere you think there's a secret door
08:47 <Mekkis> You hear a hollow sound.  This must be a secret door!
09:06 <Wrothmonk> are statues any of use?
09:10 <Mekkis> yes
09:16 <Mekkis> they may contain spellbooks
09:35 <Wrothmonk> I'll try the stethoscope on it!
11:06 <Wrothmonk> erm.. How do I do that then?
11:19 <Mekkis> [a]pply it
11:43 <Wrothmonk> thank you.
13:32 <Mekkis> my damage output is depressing
14:07 <Mekkis> I'm doing about 11 damage a turn
16:54 <Mekkis> The fire giant throws a boulder!  You are almost hit by a boulder.
17:01 <Mekkis> You reach out your arms and grab the fire giant.
17:01 <Mekkis> The fire giant is too heavy for you to lift.
17:01 <Mekkis> The fire giant thinks it was nice of you to try.
17:17 <Wrothmonk> friendly fire giant isn't it?
17:49 <Mekkis> now it is
17:55 <Mekkis> (pity: I wanted to eat it)
18:00 <Wrothmonk> so how do I tell if the statue contains a spell book? I've tried throwing it 
18:07 <Mekkis> wand of probing
18:10 <Mekkis> pickaxe
18:15 <Mekkis> wand of striking
18:17 <Wrothmonk> I have neither.
18:19 <Mekkis> force bolt spell
18:31 <Mekkis> Stone to Flesh spell, but be careful
18:41 <Wrothmonk> yeah I don't want to do that
18:54 <Wrothmonk> I have a goblin and a sewer rat statue
23:21 <Mekkis> St:18/15 Dx:22 Co:20 In:20 Wi:19 Ch:14
24:02 <Wrothmonk> I fell like killing the shop keeper and grabbing everything. Could I get away with that?
24:15 <Mekkis> if you're able to kill the shopkeeper, sure
24:33 <Mekkis> what does your 'scope say about him
24:47 <Wrothmonk> leme check
24:54 <Mekkis> (unless you're talking about Minetown's Lighting store. Don't kill Izchak.)
25:18 <Wrothmonk> Its Voulgezac's weapon outlet
25:53 <Wrothmonk> aww hell
26:17 <Wrothmonk> a mimic got me and the shop keeper inherited all my possessions.
26:21 <Mekkis> Status of Midyat (neutral):  Level 24  HP 128(128)  Pw 175(175)  AC -6, peaceful.
26:26 <Mekkis> something like that?
27:16 <Wrothmonk> Goodbye wrothmonk the Monk :P
27:18 <Mekkis> A Elbereth Gilthoniel,
27:18 <Mekkis> silivren penna miriel
27:37 <Mekkis> o menel aglar elenath!
27:39 <Mekkis> Na-chaered palan-diriel
30:48 <Wrothmonk> "You see an arrow trap here. And arrow shoots you! you are hit by an arrow"
35:48 <Mekkis> Avatar, you should get this for Darkwhite: http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/HP-Designjet-750c-Plus-Printer-Plotter-Model-C47097A-36-36-Inch-GC-/130858314428?pt=AU_Business_Industrial_Printing_Equipment&hash=item1e77c36abc
38:03 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, you quitter
38:37 <Wrothmonk> I forgot to capitalize the R
38:44 <Wrothmonk> I wanted ranger not rouge.
38:47 <Wrothmonk> rogue*
48:28 <Mekkis> Wow... stop holding down keys. It will get you killed
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04:20 <Wrothmonk> well what the heck...
04:36 <Mekkis> what do you mean?
04:51 <Wrothmonk> oh
05:10 <Wrothmonk> for a second I thought there wasn't anywhere to go
05:20 <Mekkis> [s]earch
25:16 <Kzar> Mekkis, what classes do you recommend for a newbie to PF if not rogue?
32:46 <Mekkis> Kzar, sorcerer, fighter, barbarian, cleric, paladin, ranger. Druid/Wizard perhaps, but they're a bit harder to play
41:05 <Mekkis> But, Avatar will tell you to play what you want to play
44:40 <Kzar> That's usually how I create characters :P
45:39 <Mekkis> it's just that the rules in Pathfinder for hiding don't work
00:34 <Mekkis> !feat Weapon Focus
00:35 <diebot> Mekkis, WEAPON FOCUS [Combat]Prereq:  Proficiency with selected weapon, base attack bonus +1.  Choose one type of weapon. You can also choose unarmed strike or grapple (or ray, if you are a spellcaster) as your weapon for the purposes of this feat.
00:35 <diebot> Benefit:  You gain a +1 bonus on all attack rolls you make using the selected weapon.
00:36 <diebot> Special:  You can gain this feat multiple times. Its effects do not stack. Each time you take the feat, it applies to a new type of weapon. Source: Core
00:46 <Mekkis> Weapon Focus(Grapple)?!
00:52 <Mekkis> I did not know that!
03:51 <Wrothmonk> monks
05:04 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, did you know that Weapon Focus (Grapple) was an option?
05:20 <Wrothmonk> I assumed it was
05:23 <Wrothmonk> I mean really
05:25 <Wrothmonk> "monks"
05:36 <Mekkis> but Weapon Focus (Trip)
05:42 <Mekkis> or Weapon Focus (Steal) isn't?
06:05 <Wrothmonk> trip isn't a weapon.
06:13 <Wrothmonk> neither is stealing.
06:28 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> nether is grapple
06:40 <Wrothmonk> I kinda consider it a weapon for monks.
07:19 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> i knew you got the bonus if say you had weapon focus unarmed and you used your hands to do the move
07:35 <Mekkis> is it bad that Phantasmal Killer is just So Good at solving Deceased's problems?
08:37 <Mekkis> he solved two problems with it yesterday :)
09:32 <Mekkis> Ulzef, where are offices located for the Spirit of Freedom?
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18:22 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> we have a market in korvosa but Ulzef mainly works out of  magnimar since the aspis found out he works for the pathfinders and he cant hang in blood cove 
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58:57 <Mekkis> nothing in Sedeq?
59:11 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> Sedeq?
59:37 <Mekkis> Qadira
00:19 <Mekkis> (Why is the Citadel of Flame marked on the map of Qadira?)
00:40 <Mekkis> sure, it's there, but it's only uncovered when the Pathfinders get sent there...
01:04 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> ahhh ment to have small holdings all over but i havnt covered any in paticular i mean we would have holdings in absalom as weel
24:25 <Wrothmonk> was that a uranium wand?
24:29 <Mekkis> yes
24:34 <Wrothmonk> Ok then
24:39 <Wrothmonk> I hope you have a hazmat suit :P
25:37 <Mekkis> uranium isn't that dangerous
30:48 <Mekkis> I love summoning storms...
38:38 <Wrothmonk> wait a second
38:42 <Mekkis> ...?
38:43 <Wrothmonk> what did that grave say?
39:05 <Wrothmonk> heh.
39:16 <Wrothmonk> Sorry for a second there I thought it may have been my character.
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45:15 <Steven> bracers of falcons aim are currently banned pending an errata which will increase their price
45:22 <Mekkis> I know
45:39 <Mekkis> now someone should point out the elephant in the corner
45:43 <Mekkis> the one with the smoking gun
45:49 <Steven> im betting 15k
46:23 <Mekkis> so, if you bought it yesterday, then didn't play your character until the errata came out....
46:51 <Steven> then you refund the money.
47:17 <Mekkis> they didn't do that with rods of persist
47:46 <Steven> as per mikes instructions "1) No, they are not grandfathered in. You refund your money and go from there."
49:22 <Steven> So lets do some betting, person closest to the actual cost of the item is the winner.  Prize is that person gets to pick a game GMed by whatever other person is in the pool.  No refusals.
49:48 <Mekkis> you're not making me GM Eyes of the Ten for you
49:56 <Steven> nope
50:00 <Steven> eyes of the ten is naturally out.
50:18 <Avatar> wrothmonk has a human character called Rumil Errendon and a gnome character called Rumil Errendon the second
50:48 <Steven> My guess is 15k for errata price.
55:00 <Steven> any Regular Scenario
58:00 <Mekkis> Steven, are there any rules in Pathfinder for becoming a lich?
59:27 <Mekkis> alright. 14999gp
00:02 <Steven> thats just a cowardly move...
00:16 <Steven> yes there are rules in pathfinder for becoming a lich
00:25 <Steven> a whole prestige class based around it.
01:30 <Mekkis> agent of the grave?
02:26 <Steven> that sounds close.
03:15 <Steven> yup thatss the one
13:07 <Mekkis> fucking whore!
14:07 <Mekkis> I want to make the "Golden Parachute boon"
14:20 <Mekkis> "You get 33XP"
22:04 <Wrothmonk> I'm tempted to join in the bet but I'd like to see how my first session goes...
23:12 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, bet 15001 :P
23:47 <Wrothmonk> what was the price before the ban?
23:51 <Mekkis> 4000
23:59 <Mekkis> !item Bracers of Falcon's Aim
24:07 <diebot> Mekkis, BRACERS OF FALCON'S AIM [faint transmutation] CL:3 wrists 4000gp, 1lb
24:07 <diebot> Each of these crimson leather bracers is emblazoned with the image of a soaring golden falcon scanning the ground for easy prey. They continually grant the wearer the benefits of the aspect of the falcon spell, though without the spell's physical transformation. Source: Ultimate Equipment
24:24 <Wrothmonk> any items similar that are not banned?
24:33 <Mekkis> !item Bracers of archery, lesser
24:34 <diebot> Mekkis, BRACERS OF ARCHERY, LESSER [faint transmutation] CL:4 wrists 5000gp, 1lb
24:35 <diebot> These wristbands appear similar to greater bracers of archery, though they are typically constructed of lighter material. They function as greater bracers of archery, except they grant a +1 competence bonus on attack rolls and no bonus on damage rolls. Source: Ultimate Equipment
27:08 <Wrothmonk> is  there any sort of ring that can hold spells cot be cast?
27:16 <Wrothmonk> to*
27:27 <Mekkis> !item Ring of spell-storing, lesser
27:29 <diebot> Mekkis, RING OF SPELL STORING, MAJOR [strong evocation] CL:17 ring 200000gp, 0lb
27:29 <diebot> As the minor ring of spell storing, except it holds up to 10 levels of spells. Source: Ultimate Equipment
27:36 <Mekkis> !item Ring of spell-storing, minor
27:37 <diebot> Mekkis, RING OF SPELL STORING, MINOR [faint evocation] CL:5 ring 18000gp, 0lb
27:37 <diebot> As the minor ring of spell storing, except it holds up to 3 levels of spells. Source: Ultimate Equipment
28:02 <Mekkis> there's also the ioun stone that can store a single level, for 2000gp
30:17 <Wrothmonk> alright, I would like to bet 15001 but that would mean steven is definitely going to lose unless she/he is right on the mark. So put me down for  17k
31:18 <Steven> yeah!  Wroth you are officially not a douche.
31:31 <Wrothmonk> I try not to be.
37:38 <Steven> im goin to the store...
54:49 <Mekkis> best weapon ever..
54:59 <Mekkis> K - a cockatrice corpse (weapon in hand) {30}.
07:02 <Mekkis> l - an invisible wand of wishing (0:2) 
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18:41 <Wrothmonk> 1994-1995 the longest lived hacker ever
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49:14 <Mekkis> !spell village veil
49:20 <diebot> Mekkis, VILLAGE VEIL illusion (figment[mind-affecting]) bard 5, cleric 5, sorcerer/wizard 5, witch 5 1 standard action Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level)  Comp: V, S Duration: 1 day/level Save: Will disbelief SR:yes
49:20 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/village_veil.html
50:31 <Steven> mekkis, private messagee
51:10 <Mekkis> ?
51:47 <Steven> i sent you a message
02:05 <Steven> i went and got nethack 3.4.3 to see if this thing is cool or not
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11:47 <Steven> damn, went through the wrong staircase
11:52 <Steven> exited the dungeon lol
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05:10 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Wed Feb 27 19:52:44 2013
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29:41 <Brunius-> Ha
32:52 <Steven> yup... Roasted Pork Loin was tasty
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10:34 <Avatar> yo
10:42 <Steven> what up playa
10:58 <Avatar> saw someone and her dog almost get run over at the intersection near my place
11:06 <Avatar> I'm not sure whose fault it would've been
11:19 <Steven> did the woman properly stand at the corner for 3 seconds?
11:33 <Avatar> she started walking when the walk light went green 
11:41 <Steven> drivers fault
11:42 <Avatar> but the car that was turning right was still in the middle of finishing its right turn
12:08 <Steven> dunno how it is in aust, but pedestrians have the right of way in the US
12:09 <Avatar> (our right on the roads is your left)
12:42 <Avatar> but if you were turning late as a light was turning red, would you slow down if pedestrians were about to start crossing
12:45 <Avatar> I mean would you think of that
13:12 <Steven> if theres a chance of me running them over, yeah i stop.  Better to hold up traffic than to run someone over
13:16 <Avatar> it's a fairly big intersection too
13:30 <Avatar> yeah but the car wouldn't have thought there was a chance of running them over at that turn
13:37 <Mekkis> was the pedestrian wearing headphones?
13:52 <Avatar> the pedestrian would've heard the light buzzer go off as well as seen the green walk light
20:57 <Mekkis> Steven: are there any Scenarios that Mytiazair must play before becoming a Seeker?
21:07 <Avatar> all of them !!
21:18 <Avatar> I kind of want to run sarkorian prophecy
21:25 <Avatar> but I think the only regulars who can play it here are ballig and brunius
21:29 <Steven> back.
21:50 <Avatar> oh, and sutekh
22:01 <Steven> people really dont like that the bracers got banned.
22:10 <Avatar> yeah I saw that
22:15 <Mekkis> he's only got three before retiring
22:16 <Avatar> snowball got unbanned though, lol
22:19 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> bracers?
22:28 <Steven> Bracers of Falcons aim.
22:29 <Avatar> some bracers which act like 3 feats
22:34 <Mekkis> Mytiazair should take Snowball :)
22:52 <Steven> yup, Keen/Imp Critical, Skill focus, and Weapon Focus
22:57 <Mekkis> and Magical Knack
23:18 <Steven> all for 4k
23:28 <Avatar> let's all make characters with magical knack and snowball
23:30 <Steven> only work on bows and xbows... but still
23:43 <Steven> so long as we quicken snowball... im totaly for this
24:03 <Mekkis> he's got an 11th level feat...
24:11 <Avatar> lol quicken snowball
24:18 <Mekkis> quickened snowball sneak attack!
24:20 <Avatar> steven you crack me up
24:28 <Steven> its how i roll
24:29 <Brunius> Who
24:31 <Brunius> What
24:31 <Brunius> Where
24:34 <Mekkis> Mytiazair 
24:38 <Avatar> wanna play a 7-11 brun
24:42 <Brunius> When
24:43 <Mekkis> 11th level feat
24:47 <Avatar> whenever you want
24:47 <Steven> yeah wanna play a 7-11 brun?
24:51 <Mekkis> here
24:51 <Steven> lets do it right now!
24:54 <Mekkis> today
25:08 <Avatar> the rest of you lot can't play it unless you want no credit
25:34 <Mekkis> I played up with Mytiazair at 7th level...
25:36 <Steven> im okay witht hat
26:19 <Mekkis> Helmut(sp?) was there..
26:31 <Steven> i got to play the other day... it was fantastic
27:12 <Steven> temple of epyreal enlightenment... fuck some of those encounters were STUPID
27:18 <Mekkis> yeah
27:36 <Avatar> it was pretty good in the game I ran
27:46 <Avatar> except for The Moment of Nastiness
27:50 <Steven> our group was 4 4 2 2
28:50 <Avatar> I can't get a ruling on changing alignments
28:55 <Avatar> of all things
29:00 <Mekkis> Atonement
29:04 <Mekkis> tell the GM
29:07 <Avatar> it's going from lawful to neutral
29:10 <Mekkis> get it signed off
29:14 <Avatar> not evil to neutral
29:24 <Mekkis> atonement works both ways
29:32 <Avatar> what
29:38 <Avatar> I'm not atoneing
29:44 <Avatar> it's not like I've changed alignment and want to go back
29:52 <Avatar> I'm changing alignment in the first instance
29:54 <Brunius> the spell can do it
29:59 <Avatar> it's like unatoneing
30:02 <Mekkis> !spell atonement 
30:04 <Brunius> alternatively talk to your GM about it
30:05 <diebot> Mekkis, ATONEMENT abjuration ([]) cleric 5, druid 5, inquisitor 5 1 hour Range: touch living creature touched Comp: V, S, M (burning incense), F (a set of prayer beads or other prayer device worth at least 500 gp), DF Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:yes
30:05 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/atonement.html
30:40 <Mekkis> edemption or Temptation: You may cast this spell upon a creature of an opposing alignment in order to offer it a chance to change its alignment to match yours. The prospective subject must be present for the entire casting process. Upon completion of the spell, the subject freely chooses whether it retains its original alignment or acquiesces to your offer and changes to your alignment. No duress, compulsion, or magical influence can force the subject t
30:40 <Mekkis> o take advantage of the opportunity offered if it is unwilling to abandon its old alignment. This use of the spell does not work on outsiders or any creature incapable of changing its alignment naturally
31:36 <Steven> lol... aasimar paladins are boned.
31:41 <Steven> lol
31:54 <Avatar> casting a spell to change the alignment would completely defeat the purpose of changing the alignment
32:14 <Mekkis> can you give context?
32:23 <Steven> just get a GM to sign off on it, that you are changing alignments
33:06 <Avatar> my gunslinger who has always been happy to follow the rules of the society as a mercenary decided to become an employee of a slaver as his new purpose
33:44 <Steven> that wouldnt constitute a change of alignment
33:55 <Avatar> you think
33:55 <Steven> Slavery is lawful on Golarion
34:04 <Mekkis> good enough. Write it on a chronicle sheet, and you're done...
34:15 <Avatar> the lawful part he was following was the society's
34:25 <Avatar> that's not his focus anymore, this slave trade is
34:37 <Avatar> well that's the thing, is that enough
34:43 <Avatar> or does that create precedent to abuse season 4
34:52 <Avatar> like you tried to do, by the way !
35:10 <Steven> so long as he follows the laws of the land he's in with regards to treatment of slaves he still is Lawful.
36:16 <Avatar> being lawful doesn't just mean following laws
36:23 <Avatar> it's about following a code of ethics
36:28 <Avatar> he's breaking away from that
36:56 <Steven> see you never said that
38:11 <Steven> just get a GM to sign off on it
38:25 <Avatar> can a GM sign off on it if you accidentally go evil
38:30 <Avatar> to just be neutral
38:47 <Steven> no you need an atonement for that
38:49 <Avatar> I say accidentally loosely
39:09 <Avatar> alright sweet
39:26 <Steven> you basically go to the gm that next GMs for you with the character, say my character has been slipping farther away from lawful and more towards neutral
39:38 <Avatar> slipped
40:14 <Steven> I need to change my alignment to match how i will be playing my character, i would like you to witness my changing of alignments and sign off that you have seen me do this.
41:21 <Steven> changing from LN to XN has no effect on the playability of your character so wont require an atonement unless you wish to get back to your original alignment.
42:16 <Steven> however changing your alignment frequently will eventually land you in the CX camp since you cant make up your mind.
43:02 <Avatar> what is CX camp
43:47 <Steven> chaotic good/neutral/evil
46:54 <Steven> so what we gonna play?
50:07 <Mekkis> so, I have two eggs cooked at 60 degrees for 6 hours
51:37 <Mekkis> should I run Fortress of the Nail?
52:25 <Avatar> what is that
52:28 <Avatar> the scenario
52:55 <Mekkis> yeah
53:23 <Mekkis> Steven: run Day of the Demon!
54:10 <Avatar> ooh yeah!
57:16 <Steven> i havent prepped that one yet
57:44 <Avatar> prep it now
57:46 <Avatar> we will wait
57:50 <Steven> nah im good
07:51 <Mekkis> http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/one_liners.png
15:37 <Steven> blarg
15:53 <Steven> it doesnt feel like it should be 11:15pm
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42:46 <Brunius> !throw 1d8+1 Level 2 HP, Nephem (WotW char)
42:48 <diebot> Brunius, Level 2 HP, Nephem (WotW char): [1d8=7] 8
43:09 <Brunius> !findchar nephem
43:12 <diebot> Brunius, Character: nephem, number: ( http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char= )
43:17 <Brunius> !findchar Nephem
43:17 <diebot> Brunius, Character: Nephem, number: 562( http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=562 )
43:36 <Brunius> So...guess I'm the tank
45:37 <Brunius> Anyone remember how much xp we got last session? I cleverly forgot to note it down on my char sheet
46:06 <Avatar> yeah I do
46:45 <Brunius> 700 ea
47:27 <Brunius> Mekkis: What's our healing situation like?
49:41 <Avatar> I think I have cure light wounds in my list
49:56 <Avatar> aren't you a cleric
50:00 <Avatar> and ulzef is an oracle
50:05 <Avatar> ?
50:08 <Brunius> Yeah
50:15 <Brunius> but can't spontaneous
51:40 <Avatar> yeah
52:04 <Brunius> What level 1 cleric spells are good
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53:24 <Brunius> Avatar: Could you check Nephem's character sheet for something I might have missed while levelling?
54:13 <Brunius> What amount of stuff were we supposed to request stolen/bought/obtained ?
54:31 <Mekkis> Infernal Healing
54:35 <Mekkis> is good for EVERYONE!
54:44 <Mekkis> (isn't it also on every spell list?)
54:46 <Brunius> Ooooh, it's in character too
54:50 <Mekkis> !spell infernal healing
54:55 <diebot> Mekkis, INFERNAL HEALING conjuration (healing[evil]) cleric 1, magus 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, summoner 1, witch 1 1 round Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, M (1 drop of devil blood or 1 dose of unholy water) Duration: 1 minute Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
54:55 <diebot> You anoint a wounded creature with devil's blood or unholy water, giving it fast healing 1. This ability cannot repair damage caused by silver weapons, good-aligned weapons, or spells or effects with the good descriptor. The target detects as an evil creature for the duration of the spell and can sense the evil of the magic, though this has no
54:56 <diebot> long-term effect on the target's alignment.
55:08 <Mekkis> oh, not druid.
55:26 <Mekkis> And, it even works on oracles who are allergic to positive energy
55:49 <Brunius> Hmm, bugger CLW then. Infernal it is
55:58 <Mekkis> Brunius, 200gp
56:10 <Mekkis> note well the 1 round casting time
56:49 <Brunius> Does it say anywhere what a domain spell is?
56:56 <Mekkis> yes
57:01 <Mekkis> it's a spell on your domain list
57:05 <Mekkis> what domains do you have?
57:12 <Brunius> Fire, Trickery
57:26 <Brunius> " If a domain spell is not on the cleric spell list, a cleric can prepare it only in her domain spell slot."
57:27 <Brunius> Awwww
57:57 <Mekkis> 1st—burning hands, 2nd—produce flame, 3rd—fireball, 4th—wall of fire, 5th—fire shield, 6th—fire seeds, 7th—elemental body IV (fire only), 8th—incendiary cloud, 9th—elemental swarm (fire spell only).
58:07 <Mekkis> 1st—disguise self, 2nd—invisibility, 3rd—nondetection, 4th—confusion, 5th—false vision, 6th—mislead, 7th—screen, 8th—mass invisibility, 9th—time stop.
58:12 <Brunius> Oh, I know where to find what they are
58:21 <Brunius> I was looking for a definition of what the slot could be used for
58:30 <Mekkis> (unless you're taking a subdomain)
58:42 <Brunius> Are you going to require we own the material the spell comes from?
58:47 <Mekkis> no
59:05 <Mekkis> but I am going to get annoyed if you would get a hernia when carrying the material around
59:19 <Mekkis> Don't make a Jager
59:22 <Brunius> I'm probably going to pretend I own the APG
59:26 <Brunius> And that will probably be it
59:34 <Brunius> Because I hate not having a hard copy of the resource
00:12 <Mekkis> what are good 5th level wizard spells?
00:24 <Mekkis> (that aren't enchantment)
01:19 <Avatar> I hate having hard copies of the resources
01:27 <Avatar> I am probably getting a laptop tomorrow
01:32 <Brunius> I can never properly look through pdfs
01:41 <Mekkis> Avatar, what laptop?
01:41 <Avatar> do you use bookmarks
01:44 <Avatar> and search
01:53 <Avatar> dunno yet, gotta take another look at my shortlist tonight
01:54 <Brunius> Sometimes
02:14 <Avatar> do you know anything about laptop purchasing
02:19 <Mekkis> get a second-hand X series thinkpad off ebay
02:20 <Avatar> I can use some advice
02:28 <Mekkis> make sure it's still in warrantee
02:32 <Avatar> I'll be getting one from the shortlist
02:37 <Avatar> not second hand
02:40 <Mekkis> don't spend more than $800 on it
02:45 <Mekkis> ok
02:48 <Avatar> why
03:10 <Avatar> I want to be able to game on it and I want a decent resolution to view PDFs easily
03:20 <Mekkis> because laptops depreciate very quickly, and consumer-grade laptops have horrible build quality
03:38 <Mekkis> and commercial-grade laptops are horribly expensive new.
04:04 <Mekkis> So if you get a second-hand commercial-grade laptop, you get the best of both worlds: low price, good build quality, good warrantee...
04:46 <Mekkis> by "game on it" do you mean "play Pathfinder" or "play skyrim/crysis"?
05:16 <Avatar> as in play a game on steam
05:20 <Avatar> like tf2
05:26 <Mekkis> hmmm
05:32 <Mekkis> do you want to be able to carry it around?
05:37 <Avatar> playing pathfinder is a no brainer
05:44 <Avatar> yeah I dunno
05:51 <Avatar> one of the ones I was looking at was 3.5kg
06:02 <Avatar> that is pretty fucking heavy I think
06:24 <Mekkis> I recommend getting one computer to carry around and another to play games on
06:27 <Mekkis> but...
06:28 <Avatar> I mean I'm thinking of two 2L bottles of milk on my shoulder
06:50 <Avatar> that would cost more than the $1500 options I was looking at
06:57 <Mekkis> (I mean, my keyboard's heavier than my laptop)
07:21 <Mekkis> what? $500 for an X-series thinkpad, and $1000 for a top-of-the-line gaming desktop?
08:19 <Brunius> Recommend me a weapon from Simple or Martial lists!
08:24 <Mekkis> longspear
08:29 <Mekkis> guisarme
08:39 <Mekkis> longsword
09:49 <Brunius> Ugh
09:55 <Brunius> I am /so/ not going to be on light load
10:56 <Avatar> $1000 isn't top of the line, what are you on
11:03 <Mekkis> $1000 is close enough
11:15 <Avatar> show me a $1000 top of the line gaming laptop
11:25 <Mekkis> I wasn't taking gaming laptop
11:34 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> what? $500 for an X-series thinkpad, and $1000 for a top-of-the-line gaming desktop?
11:35 <Avatar> that's what you said
12:30 <Mekkis> I said gaming desktop
12:49 <Avatar> oh
12:56 <Avatar> yeah no I want a gaming laptop
13:04 <Brunius> Why
13:14 <Avatar> so I can play games when I'm not at my desk
14:23 <Mekkis> my only experiences with gaming laptops are bad ones
16:04 <Brunius> Avatar: Any recommendations as to items?
16:27 <Brunius> So far I've got two weapons, a shield, armour, backpack, grappling hook, rope, alchem fire, and a CLW pot
16:37 <Brunius> Still 73gp worth of stuff spare
16:58 <Avatar> I actually forgot about the 200gp
17:04 <Mekkis> chalk!
17:07 <Brunius> So did I, until a little while ago
17:09 <Avatar> flour
17:14 <Mekkis> spell component pouch
17:25 <Avatar> didn't we start with component pouches
17:32 <Brunius> Do I need one, as a divine caster (for now)?
17:43 <Avatar> maybe alchemical fire or any of the equivalents
17:49 <Brunius> I've got alchem fire
17:51 <Avatar> does holy water burn us
18:02 <Avatar> evil or just undead
18:11 <Brunius> just undead I think
18:20 <Mekkis> evil outsider or undead
18:26 <Mekkis> any tieflings?
18:34 <Avatar> I don't want to get caught with swarms and no way to kill them
18:42 <Avatar> I've done that once or twice and it is never fun
18:54 <Brunius> I have alchemist's fire, bro
18:56 <Brunius> It's chill
19:03 <Brunius> Or...not
19:10 <Brunius> I can always burning hands them
19:11 <Mekkis> Brunius has firechannel
20:02 <Brunius> How much un-invisibling will one pound of flour give me?
20:12 <Brunius> Maybe I should keep chickens
20:19 <Brunius> Whenever we need a meal, just roast one
20:41 <Mekkis> I used goats for that in a kingmaker campaign 
20:56 <Brunius> 1gp ea
21:01 <Brunius> Pretty convienient number
21:53 <Avatar> does it take a full bag of flour to reveal a 5ft square
22:01 <Mekkis> there was a dragonrider in the party
22:26 <Mekkis> hmm
23:01 * Mekkis gets half a kilo of flour and sees how much floorspace he can cover in 6 seconds
23:22 <Brunius> Isn't a bag 7.5kg?
23:48 <Mekkis> ummm   no
24:00 <Mekkis> that bag had 10kg of flour
24:17 <Mekkis> then I put 7.5kg of magic cards in it
25:43 * Mekkis goes to vaccuum up the flour, before realising that fine powder + air + ignition source = explosion
25:52 <Kzar> Mekkis, what classes do you recommend for a newbie to PF if not rogue?
26:58 <Brunius> Ulzef_hates_mIRC, what do you think of keeping chickens?
27:13 <Mekkis> full-round action to coat an adjacent 5' square with flour. Uses one pound of flour
29:17 <Avatar> adjacent?
29:19 <Avatar> can't you throw it
29:24 <Brunius> Not really
29:25 <Avatar> does that provoke
29:37 <Mekkis> yes
29:58 <Avatar> is that in the rules somewhere
30:05 <Mekkis> no
30:06 <Avatar> I'm surprised it wouldn't have a 10ft range
30:18 <Brunius> Do you want to try throwing some flour 10ft
30:32 <Avatar> you throw alchemical fire
30:35 <Brunius> oooooooooooh, oil
30:41 <Brunius> Yeah, alchemical fire is in a flask
30:46 <Mekkis> it's just me, with half a kilo of flour, on an outside deck
30:57 <Avatar> do buy a flask for the flour
31:00 <Avatar> so*
32:34 <Brunius> Would our GM allow that?
33:03 <Avatar> I can't see why it would take a full round action to do it unless you're doing it slowly
33:22 <Mekkis> Kzar, sorcerer, fighter, barbarian, cleric, paladin, ranger. Druid/Wizard perhaps, but they're a bit harder to play
33:27 <Avatar> but in combat if you're throwing it at a 5ft square, you'd think move action to retrieve, standard to throw 
33:36 <Avatar> everything works that way
34:52 <Brunius> Hmm
34:59 <Brunius> Should I get another alchemist's fire?
35:01 <Brunius> just coz?
35:18 <Mekkis> brunius
35:25 <Brunius> Mekkis
35:42 <Mekkis> Your character's the one character who Doesn't need alchemist's fire
35:50 <Brunius> But...fire...
36:03 <Mekkis> by all means!
36:17 <Mekkis> hell, ask the alchemist to make you some
36:26 <Brunius> Oh yeah, we have an alchemist
36:28 <Avatar> he can make some?
36:35 <Mekkis> gunpowder!
36:43 <Avatar> gunpowder did cross my mind
36:49 <Mekkis> I don't see why not... ask him...
36:51 <Avatar> I wish they'd release rules on explosives
37:05 <Avatar> you houseruled it quite well in pirates pact 
37:08 <Brunius> I think mekkis has complained about it before
37:19 <Avatar> about what
37:34 <Brunius> lack of realistic explosive rules
38:13 <Mekkis> there are no rules about using explosives to mine ore, or destroy buildings, or clear paths
38:48 <Avatar> I just want to know how much I have to use
39:48 <Mekkis> you'd use something like gelignite rather than gunpowder: gunpowder's a low explosive
39:59 <Avatar> what is gelignite
40:04 <Brunius> Mekkis: Burning Hands is my domain spell. Does that mean I can cast it from scrolls/wands?
40:09 <Avatar> I'm sure enough gunpowder would do the trick
40:21 <Mekkis> of course, Brunius 
40:31 <Brunius> Without UMD?
40:58 <Mekkis> of course, Brunius 
41:41 <Mekkis> But, Avatar will tell you to play what you want to play
43:42 <Avatar> yeah it gets added to your spell list
44:09 <Brunius> Uh
44:11 <Avatar> I wouldn't mind liquid ice but I think it's a bit pricey
44:25 <Brunius> I can't prep it in other slots, though
44:28 <Brunius> only my domain slot
44:32 <Mekkis> chill your drink?
44:45 <Avatar> yeah but for the purposes of wands and scrolls, it's as if it's on your spell list
44:53 <Avatar> Mekkis: like the ice version of alchemical fire
45:16 <Kzar> That's usually how I create characters :P
45:34 <Brunius> Mekkis: I think I've finalised my list of purchases. Do you want me to pull it out on the day, or send it to you now?
46:08 <Avatar> don't we just update our sheets with the items
46:15 <Mekkis> it's just that the rules in Pathfinder for hiding don't work
46:16 <Brunius> I dunno, do we
56:08 <Avatar> can we pool resources
56:14 <Avatar> or does it have to be 200gp each
01:38 <Avatar> I've been trying to upload my notes to the GM share drive but in doing so I realised what a goddamn mess they are
02:01 <Avatar> I've been slowly improving my methods for prepping the more I GM and some of the older scenarios I did are in pretty bad shape
02:22 <Avatar> which I've actually seen before, thanks to first steps being done over and over
08:07 <Steven> hey im back... i took a nap
08:32 <Steven> it was glorious
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24:49 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> Avatar did you take down all the items we had in WotW?
25:11 Ulzef_hates_mIRC is now known as Ulzef
27:24 <Avatar> yeah I think so
28:09 <Avatar> fuck did I?
28:16 <Ulzef> working on spending my 200 i grabed the mw longsword chain mail and a heavy steel shield from the loot had mentioned that to you when we last played
28:34 <Avatar> we had it on the damn horses
28:47 <Avatar> Mekkis: can we pool resources
29:59 <Avatar> 1000gp between the 5 of us might be better to spend than 200gp each
30:51 <Ulzef> yeah with the stuff we looted i am fairly good
31:10 <Avatar> I don't think I need much either
32:50 <Ulzef> arcane caster never need much and then they are like money dumped
33:03 <Avatar> we could potentially get a wand
33:18 <Ulzef> of inflict?
33:28 <Ulzef> ......or you trying to kill me
33:33 <Ulzef> ;)
33:36 <Avatar> pass on pvp
34:04 <Ulzef> yeah i dont think i have cure
34:26 <Avatar> infernal healing aye
34:27 <Ulzef> yeah i didnt take cure
36:09 <Steven> My character is a druid.
36:44 <Ulzef> steven i have taken Inflict because that heals me next lvl i might take cure
36:50 <Mekkis> Avatar: I'll let you pool resources 
38:19 <Avatar> what should we consider getting up to 1000gp
38:28 <Avatar> brunius has already spent about 150gp
39:13 <Ulzef> did we have a extra longbow in the loot i forgot i was a elf and have the prof because of that
39:27 <Mekkis> ask Avatar 
39:28 <Steven> I took one that i used super ineffectually
39:46 <Avatar> what date did we play, I have to look up the log
41:13 <Ulzef> 16/2 i think
42:03 <Mekkis> week before arcanacon
44:15 <Avatar> [18:14] <Mekkis> 3 chain shirts, 59 arrows, 3 longswords, 3 chain shirts, 3 havy steel shields, 3 leather clubs
44:17 <Avatar> [18:14] <Snickers> I take the potion, keyring, longsword, uniform, and gold
44:17 <Avatar> [18:15] <Lintor> you can prob take it all with 3 horses to carry stuff
44:17 <Avatar> [18:15] * Raine takes 1 of the chain shirts then reals away from the 2 strangers
44:31 <Avatar> from last week I think we only had one set of loot
44:58 <Avatar> [18:14] <Mekkis> a potion, chainmail, masterwork longsword, sergeant's uniform, 30gp and a key ring
45:24 <Ulzef> they have arrows so they should have had bows
45:54 <Avatar> [16:46] <Mekkis> they have longswords, clubs and longbows
46:20 <Ulzef> awesome i have the chainmail and MW longsword will grab a bow 
46:21 <Avatar> there was 4 of them wasn't there
46:30 <Ulzef> 3 and the boss
46:35 <Avatar> yeah
47:11 <Ulzef> raine got all the arrows so i will buy some and then the rest of the gold can go in the kitty 
49:38 <Ulzef> so spent 18g from my 200 will throw the rest in
50:06 <Steven> how far did we get... just to the house right?
50:21 <Steven> did i miss a session?
50:21 <Avatar> did you play in the second session
50:31 <Steven> no i was at radcon.
50:46 <Avatar> we had a sidequest to go ambush some prisoners who were in transit
50:54 <Avatar> ie. me and brunius went after kapow and ulzef
51:05 <Avatar> we got them and we're back at the house with more sweet loot
51:08 <Steven> ah... wish i could have been there for that.
51:18 <Avatar> storywise you've missed very little
55:11 <Mekkis> Avatar, what's on your shortlist?
55:46 <Mekkis> oh, and who has the veil?
56:03 <Steven> thought avatar had it.
56:18 <Avatar> yeah I still have it
58:10 <Ulzef> so avatar you keeping a full kitty of gold and such?
00:01 <Avatar> I don't really have plans to buy anything
00:10 <Avatar> assume you have my whole 200gp
00:25 <Avatar> what Big Thing(s) do we want to consider buying
00:37 <Ulzef> i only got a clerics kit and 40 arrows
00:49 <Ulzef> so i have 182 to throw in for a big thing
01:06 <Mekkis> soell component pouch?
01:17 <Ulzef> comes in the kit
01:44 <Avatar> did anyone not start off with a spell component pouch
01:54 <Mekkis> noone started off with one!
01:56 <Avatar> oh wait, I didn't
02:05 <Avatar> yeah I guess one of those is important
02:57 <Avatar> so 195gp from me
03:29 <Avatar> cold weather outfits might not go astray
03:42 <Avatar> is there any cold areas nearby
03:52 <Mekkis> Talingarde is modelled off of medieval england
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04:07 <Mort-> Hrm
04:14 <Mekkis> !find snickers
04:15 <dicebot> Mekkis, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=261
04:15 <dicebot> Mekkis, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=341
04:15 <dicebot> Mekkis, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=559
04:29 <Ulzef> fair point
04:29 <Avatar> last one
04:40 <Ulzef> that takes me to adding 174 
05:09 <Mort-> Hello
05:29 <Avatar> hi mort
05:35 <Avatar> we have rope I think
05:38 <Ulzef> hi mort
05:43 * Mort- prances around the channel showing off her beautiful silky bushy tail
05:52 <Mekkis> who's intestines are you using as rope today?
06:02 <Avatar> there's one in the veil
06:07 <Avatar> if memory serves
06:18 <Avatar> there's a couple of things we couldn't work out
06:24 <Avatar> like a brick wall or something
06:30 <Mekkis> ah
06:32 <Mekkis> yeah
06:33 <Mekkis> heh
06:35 <Avatar> and I don't know how that window is meant to work
06:41 <Mort-> Wotw spoilers?
06:46 <Avatar> yeah
06:51 <Mekkis> you could say
07:01 <Mort-> Maybe i should leave
07:01 <Avatar> I assumed we could just place it somewhere but someone suggested something that that wouldn't happen
07:01 <Mekkis> (except that they don't know anything to spoil :P)
07:06 <Mort-> Not supposed to hear it
07:15 <Avatar> can anyone carry a 10ft pole
07:15 <Mort-> ?
07:30 <Mort-> I'm sure someone in party could
07:33 <Steven> mostly mort we are deciding on what we want to buy
07:33 <Avatar> for 5cp that might be worth it
07:40 <Mort-> Ah k
07:42 <Avatar> 8lb though
07:50 <Mort-> Have a good time i suppose
07:59 <Ulzef> i am already at med encumberance
08:09 <Mort-> No rogue in party i take it as that and sort of no cleric as well?
08:29 <Ulzef> yeah we have a cleric and i am a oracle
08:50 <Avatar> we should get a lot of cheap shit
08:55 <Avatar> like pitons are only 1sp
09:03 <Avatar> chalk is 1cp
09:08 <Mort-> Weren't you an alchemist?
09:15 <Avatar> a whistle is 8sp
09:20 <Mort-> I generally use charcoal
09:21 <Avatar> I don't know what we'll use a whistle for, but who knows!
09:25 <Mort-> Message spell anyone?
09:33 <Ulzef> nope kapow is a alc and steven is a druid
09:47 <Mort-> Ah oracle of what
09:48 <Ulzef> avatar is a witch and brun is the cleric
09:54 <Mort-> Bru going to magus
09:56 <Ulzef> stuff
09:57 <Avatar> who is our high str character
10:01 <Mort-> He can't stop return people on fire
10:11 <Avatar> do we have one?
10:17 <Ulzef> i have 16 but we should have someone else
10:18 <Mort-> Try bru. Think magi have decent strength
10:26 <Avatar> can you carry a lot of shit
10:47 <Mort-> I'm pretty sure he isn't the Dervish dancing sort
11:05 <Ulzef> i have 40 lbs i can add before going to heavy
11:09 <Steven> we really did a terrible job at coordinating our characters didnt we? lol
11:15 <Avatar> let's buy a guard dog HAHA
11:30 <Avatar> hell they are only 20gp, let's buy 10
11:54 <Ulzef> then our fighting days can be over we will just release the hounds
12:08 <Mort-> Think that was what mekkis had in mind
12:14 <Mort-> Why not eagles
12:18 <Mort-> Better mobility
12:19 <Avatar> sorry, 25gp
12:33 <Avatar> is there stats for a guard dog
12:38 <Mekkis> yeah
12:40 <Mort-> They pretty tough
12:44 <Mekkis> it's the "dog" entry
13:09 <Avatar> they only have 6 fucking hp
13:19 <Mekkis> riding dog is better...
13:28 <Mort-> Ya
13:31 <Mort-> Whatever dog
13:38 <Ulzef> with 6 hp they have as much as me
13:38 <Mort-> Now what would i have been
13:41 <Avatar> riding dog costs much much more
13:50 <Avatar> riding dog = 6x dogs
13:50 * Mort- flips around and wags her tail
13:58 <Mort-> You want them reusable.
13:59 <Avatar> better to have 6 guard dogs with 6hp each than 1 riding dog with 13hp
14:23 <Mort-> There is only so much space in a dungeon map
14:26 <Mort-> Imo
14:34 <Avatar> 6 guard dogs doing 6d4+6 rather than 1 riding dog doing 2d8+4
14:56 <Mort-> You may not have enough space to get all 6 into melee
15:06 <Avatar> they have a 40ft speed
15:13 <Mort-> Or each dog in melee is taking space of a party member that might be there
15:14 <Mekkis> 6 guard dogs might be harder to transport
15:22 <Avatar> they can run
15:23 <Ulzef> none of us wants in melee so its all good
15:27 <Avatar> we will create a dog sled
15:28 <Mort-> Im saying the passage way is 10 ft wide
15:37 <Mekkis> that's a lot of move actions for Handle Animal checks
15:37 <Mort-> 6 dogs how,
15:41 <Avatar> we'll wait till winter
15:51 <Avatar> huzzah!
15:59 <Mort-> They have doodad
16:06 <Steven> yeah.... im not gonna participate in dogfest.
16:14 <Mort-> They probably could talk to dawg
16:17 <Avatar> how much money are you throwing into the pot steven
16:27 <Mort-> What's up with all of you and melee
16:31 <Steven> um..... roughly 200g
16:34 <Ulzef> knew i should have taken handle animal instead i had to take a buntch of knowledge skills
16:37 <Mort-> Seriously,
16:39 <Mort-> ?
16:44 <Avatar> I reckon we'll have about 900gp to work with
16:50 <Steven> My character doesnt need anything.
16:57 <Mort-> Did all of you eat some anti melee thing?
16:58 <Avatar> maybe 850gp after brunius' odds and ends
17:08 <Mort-> Or did mek throw shadows on you?
17:17 <Avatar> we just ended up in prison that way
17:25 <Avatar> you don't get to choose your friends in prison
17:34 <Mort-> By tavern brawling?
17:39 <Steven> im still looking around to see if theres any plague creating items.
17:40 <Ulzef> i am only anti melee until i become undead and my con dont matter but atm i get sneezed on and drop
17:42 <Avatar> we're innocent
17:53 <Mekkis> bullshit
17:54 <Mort-> Undead?!
18:03 <Steven> Im so totaly not innocent.
18:11 <Mort-> What in..oh never mind
18:11 <Steven> I totaly tried to spread the plague into a village.
18:33 <Mort-> Now you're telling me of your villaneous deeds
18:36 <Mort-> Wonderful
19:00 <Ulzef> i went to prison for killing a helpless person and you have seen me do that to cpt surrender pants so pretty sure i am guilty
19:03 <Mort-> How do you become undead
19:17 <Mort-> Lichdom,
19:19 <Mort-> ?
19:21 <Ulzef> i dont know i am working on that
19:22 <Avatar> mort do you have a 30d6 damage magus
19:31 <Mort-> No?
19:32 <Mort-> Why
19:34 <Ulzef> lichdom,vamp
19:37 <Mort-> I dislike blasting
19:44 <Avatar> we were talking last night about 30d6 magi
19:47 <Avatar> and I thought maybe yours was one
19:53 <Mort-> Vamp is easier. Maybe summon one up and get them to bite you
20:02 <Mort-> I dislike blasting
20:08 <Mort-> Or worship zura
20:16 <Ulzef> they can thrall you and i dont like that
20:20 <Mort-> Do the demonic obidience
20:26 <Mort-> She is the god of vampires
20:42 <Mort-> You get to turn into 1 for the final boon
21:05 <Mort-> Lichdom i thought was only limited to arcane casters
21:14 <Mort-> But yes avatar i dislike blastinp
21:26 <Ulzef> nope casters from what i have found
21:34 <Mort-> So no i have no idea how you do 30d6
21:50 <Ulzef> 30d6 at what lvl?
21:54 <Mekkis> 6
22:01 <Mekkis> CL10 empowered intensified shocking grasp on a crit
22:29 <Mort-> How you push cl to 10
22:48 <Mekkis> spell specialisation, varisian tattoo, and a trait
22:50 <Mort-> That's a level 3 spell without metamagic reduction feats
23:10 <Mekkis> if you take magical lineage, it's a level 2 slpt
23:14 <Mort-> Oh precocious spell caster
23:25 <Mort-> And you're out of traits
23:42 <Mort-> Varisan tatoo should be a trait?
23:49 <Mekkis> a character like that Shall Not Be Mourned
24:07 <Mort-> Is varisian tattoo a trait?
24:10 <Mekkis> no
24:11 <Mekkis> a feat
24:27 <Mort-> Ok possible
24:31 <Mort-> But since i dislike blasting
24:38 <Mort-> I won't even think about doing it
24:43 <Mort-> Seriously.
25:01 <Wrothmonk> was that a uranium wand?
25:05 * Mort- yawns and flips her tail idly
25:06 <Mekkis> yes
25:10 <Wrothmonk> Ok then
25:13 <Ulzef> if i had enough low lvl mods to do it i would think about it just to make john d rage
25:15 <Wrothmonk> I hope you have a hazmat suit :P
25:51 <Mekkis> Ulzef, make it a gnome
25:59 <Mort-> Ew
26:04 <Avatar> there really does seem to be a shortage of 1-5s doesn't there
26:12 <Mort-> Gnomes suck
26:14 <Mekkis> uranium isn't that dangerous
26:45 <Steven> there are plenty of 1-5s
26:57 <Mort-> You need spell focus as well
26:58 <Avatar> but there is a shortage once you've played long enough
27:13 <Mort-> Do we have enough feats?
27:24 <Avatar> because there's lots of players who play up to level 5 and then either stop playing or create new characters
27:27 <Mort-> Yes if you don't take anything else
28:13 <Mort-> 15d6 on standard attack
28:21 <Mort-> 30d6 if you crit
28:30 <Mort-> hm. Spoils too much fun. Pass.
28:43 <Mort-> !throw 30d6
28:43 <diebot> Mort-, 30d6: [30d6=2,6,2,2,2,5,2,6,2,5,1,3,1,4,5,6,2,6,4,4,1,4,5,4,1,3,6,2,4,1] 101
28:51 <Mort-> Definitely
29:23 <Ulzef>  !throw 4#2d4+12
29:41 <Mekkis> on the plus side, Magical Knack finally got unbanned. Now it's only a bad idea to multiclass spellcasters, rather than a horrible idea!
29:42 <Ulzef> what did i forget
29:49 <Mekkis> you added a leading space
30:00 <Ulzef> !throw 4#2d4+12
30:00 <diebot> Ulzef, 4#2d4+12: [2d4=4,3] 19, [2d4=3,3] 18, [2d4=2,3] 17, [2d4=1,1] 14
30:08 <Mort-> Magical knack?
30:11 <Mort-> What it do?
30:22 <Mekkis> +2 to CL, if your CL is less than your HD
30:29 <Mort-> Ill pass
30:40 <Mort-> I'm not doing much on that stuff
30:42 <Ulzef> 68 from a lvl 1 barb with a scyth 
30:50 <Ulzef> 101 isnt all that
30:57 <Mort-> You need a witch buddy
31:12 <Mekkis> (CL = min(CL+2, HD))
31:24 <Mekkis> I love summoning storms...
31:33 <Mekkis> Ulzef, yeah, but this crits on a 15-20
31:44 <Mort-> That makes it highly possible
31:45 <Ulzef> true
31:45 <Mort-> Anyway pass.
32:11 <Mekkis> Ulzef, do you happen to have any Extra Trait boons lying around?
32:18 <Mort-> I am waiting for the animal companion and familiar book to come into pfs
32:26 <Mekkis> it's in isn't it?
32:28 <Ulzef> if i could find the dam thing
32:28 <Mort-> You're not doing that are you?
32:30 <Mekkis> do you have it, Mort-?
32:33 <Avatar> yeah find the damn thing
32:35 <Avatar> I still want it
33:02 <Avatar> you would think trading boons online would be easier
33:12 <Mort-> Not yet. Heard people talk about it
33:13 <Mort-> Maybe they will decide what mephits can wear or not
33:17 <Mekkis> I'm waiting for the animal companion and familiar book to come into my FLGS
33:25 <Mort-> I always believe mephits should enjoy humanoid rights
33:40 <Mekkis> the right to be crated?
33:53 <Mort-> The right to wear belts :p
33:57 <Mort-> Or hats
33:57 <Ulzef> crate em up!
34:02 <Mort-> No
34:44 <Mort-> I need my mephit
34:44 <Mort-> I'm trying to teach her a new trick
34:45 <Mort-> At least when I'm of level
34:45 <Mort-> How to "mow the lawn"
34:52 <Mekkis> really?!
35:00 <Mort-> Why not?
35:03 <Mekkis> that's worse than crating!
35:22 <Steven> im just gonna create the first 5 levels of my blight druid.
35:29 <Ulzef> we need to catch more Ice mephits 
35:42 * Mort- stares at mekkis
35:53 <Mort-> Possibly may be an ice mephit
35:57 <Mort-> Or an air mephit
36:01 <Mort-> Not decided yet
36:14 <Mekkis> Mort-, why are you staring like that?
36:30 <Ulzef> but when we crate ice mephits we get a ice box "boo dom ching"
36:31 <Mort-> Well my dcs aren't that brutal really
36:32 <Mort-> But we will see how it works out
37:18 <Mekkis> need I remind you that "mow the lawn" is a euphemism for "coup de grace a party member with a scythe while they're sleeping"
37:39 <Mort-> Because i don't see anything wrong doing it
37:40 <Mort-> And you're saying its worse then crating
37:40 <Mort-> Now to survive carrion hill...
37:45 <Mort-> Oh no
37:50 <Mort-> Its for bad guys
37:52 <Mort-> Not allies
37:52 <Mekkis> it is! it's the ultimate betrayal!
38:03 <Steven> its also a euphemism for other things
38:06 <Mort-> I only do it to bad guys
38:07 <Mekkis> Ulzef, what's worse, mowing the lawn or crating an enemy?
38:11 <Mort-> Not party membersp
38:18 <Ulzef> mowing
38:29 * Mort- doesn't get it really
38:29 <Mort-> Forget it
38:35 <Mekkis> You are standing at the gate to Gehennom.--More--
38:35 <Mekkis> Unspeakable cruelty and harm lurk down there.--More--
38:35 <Mekkis> Are you sure you want to enter? [yn]
38:43 <Ulzef> but i think not crating is just depriving people of the opertunity to travle and see new things
38:50 <Mekkis> So be it.--More--
39:03 <Mort-> What's so bad about cdging
39:03 <Mort-> A couple of sleeping people
39:11 <Mort-> I'm not entering strange doorways
39:14 <Wrothmonk> wait a second
39:18 <Mekkis> ...?
39:19 <Wrothmonk> what did that grave say?
39:20 * Mekkis puts Mort- to sleep
39:35 <Mekkis> "Anything bad about coup-de-gracing her?"
39:38 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 will save
39:38 <diebot> Mort-, will save: [1d20=8] 13
39:41 <Wrothmonk> heh.
39:52 <Wrothmonk> Sorry for a second there I thought it may have been my character.
39:57 * Mort- curls into a nice mur ball
40:03 <Mort-> Zzzz
40:21 <Ulzef> !throw 4#2d4+12
40:23 <diebot> Ulzef, 4#2d4+12: [2d4=3,4] 19, [2d4=2,4] 18, [2d4=2,1] 15, [2d4=4,1] 17
40:44 * Mort- is now a bloody mur rug
40:57 <Mekkis> I think crating would have been better
41:32 Mort- is now known as ghostiemur
41:33 ghostiemur is now known as ghostmur
42:02 * Ulzef channel pos to harm undead
42:15 * Steven casts Ghostbane Dirge
42:23 ghostmur has quit (Quit: Bye)
42:26 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
42:37 * Mekkis casts Resurrection
42:48 <Steven> damn you rich mekkis.
42:56 Mort- is now known as ghostmur
42:57 <ghostmur> Right what's your alignment first
42:57 <ghostmur> Don't i get to see?
43:00 <Mekkis> (after casting Blood Money)
43:03 <ghostmur> :p
43:11 <Mekkis> what do you think?
43:15 <ghostmur> While you're rezzing me
43:18 <ghostmur> Le :d
43:27 <Mekkis> ekkis the Witch St:18/25 Dx:23 Co:20 In:20 Wi:20 Ch:15 Neutral S:1069438
43:27 <Mekkis> Dlvl:47 $:0  HP:126(132) Pw:284(284) AC:-28 Xp:17/351085  Wt:896/1000  T:34514
43:33 <ghostmur> So i think ill stay as i am
43:46 <ghostmur> How do you manage to cast blood money without passing out
43:55 <Mekkis> I have 18/25 str!
44:12 <ghostmur> Per each 100 gp is 1 str damage?
44:13 <ghostmur> It would be 50 str?
44:21 <Mekkis> per each 500gp
44:41 <ghostmur> Checking
44:47 <Steven> you do realize you cant blood money a raise right?
44:49 <Mekkis> !spell blood money
44:52 <diebot> Mekkis, BLOOD MONEY transmutation ([]) magus 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, witch 1 1 swift action Range: 0 ft.  Comp: V, S Duration: Instantaneous Save:  SR:
44:53 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/blood_money.html
44:54 <Mekkis> Steven, why not?
45:08 <Steven> the components turn back into blood at the end of the round.
45:27 <Mekkis> so?
45:45 <Steven> so how long does a raise/ressurect take?
45:51 <Steven> bracers of falcons aim are currently banned pending an errata which will increase their price
45:53 <Mekkis> you start casting it that round
45:58 <Mekkis> I know
46:15 <Mekkis> now someone should point out the elephant in the corner
46:19 <Mekkis> the one with the smoking gun
46:19 <ghostmur> 20 str
46:25 <Steven> im betting 15k
46:28 <ghostmur> You would pass out if you're at 18
46:35 <Mekkis> I'm at 18/25!
46:51 <ghostmur> 18 str?
46:56 <Mekkis> 18/25 str
46:59 <Mekkis> so, if you bought it yesterday, then didn't play your character until the errata came out....
47:09 <ghostmur> So you still pass out because it dross to 0?
47:13 <Mekkis> no
47:17 <Mekkis> I'm at 18/25 str
47:19 <Steven> it takes a minute to cast a raise dead, your components last at most 6seconds... meaning after the first six seconds you dont have the components to cast raise dead and the spell fails.
47:27 <Steven> then you refund the money.
47:49 <Mekkis> I thought the components were used as you started casting the spell
47:54 <Mekkis> they didn't do that with rods of persist
48:06 <ghostmur> He's using rez though
48:06 <Mekkis> otherwise interrupting someone casting, say, stoneskin would allow them to keep their components
48:10 <ghostmur> Not sure on cast time
48:22 <Steven> as per mikes instructions "1) No, they are not grandfathered in. You refund your money and go from there."
48:30 <Steven> no you finish casting the spell and the spell fails.
48:38 <Mekkis> if Blood Money wouldn't work, it would state that
48:41 <ghostmur> Lol
48:45 <ghostmur> This is fun
49:17 <ghostmur> Blood money is a swift action
49:36 <ghostmur> So if i wanted to fool around on stoneskin with it i could
49:47 <Ulzef> night kids
49:55 <Ulzef> now 2pm start tomoz correct?
49:58 <Steven> So lets do some betting, person closest to the actual cost of the item is the winner.  Prize is that person gets to pick a game GMed by whatever other person is in the pool.  No refusals.
50:16 <ghostmur> You don't feel guilty about killing a mur? :(
50:20 <ghostmur> That's sad.
50:24 <Mekkis> you're not making me GM Eyes of the Ten for you
50:32 <Steven> nope
50:36 <Steven> eyes of the ten is naturally out.
51:06 <ghostmur> I think its a good time to board it
51:24 <Steven> My guess is 15k for errata price.
51:25 <Steven> i dont think you lose your stuff if your spell is disrupted.
51:26 <Ulzef> nah i crated my conscience and sold it to someone who cares ;P
54:07 <ghostmur> Anyway off for dinner
54:10 <ghostmur> Bb
54:12 <Steven> see ya
54:13 ghostmur has quit (Quit: Bye)
55:36 <Steven> any Regular Scenario
56:35 Ulzef is now known as ulzef_sleeping_zzz
57:39 <Avatar> zzz
58:37 <Mekkis> Steven, are there any rules in Pathfinder for becoming a lich?
59:17 <Steven> avatar is tired...
59:17 <Mekkis> speaking of which, if a spell has a material component, can you cast it while grappled?
59:27 <Mekkis> Avatar, what's on your shortlist?
59:29 <Steven> what a BITCH!
00:01 <Avatar> http://www.scorptec.com.au/computer/48152-ge60-0nd-403au
00:03 <Mekkis> alright. 14999gp
00:14 <Avatar> http://www.scorptec.com.au/computer/48151-ge60-0nd-288au
00:38 <Steven> thats just a cowardly move...
00:52 <Steven> yes there are rules in pathfinder for becoming a lich
01:01 <Steven> a whole prestige class based around it.
02:05 <Mekkis> agent of the grave?
02:19 <Mekkis> windows 8? seriously?
02:37 <Avatar> I don't get a choice there man
02:42 <Avatar> I would install windows 7
02:56 <Mekkis> is a Geforce GTX660M good?
02:59 <Steven> the only thing i like about those is the fact that damn windows key is on the other side of the board
03:02 <Steven> that sounds close.
03:12 <Avatar> I'm pretty sure it runs a game like tf2
03:27 <Mekkis> my laptop runs TF2
03:38 <Mekkis> and it weighs a less than half as much
03:50 <Avatar> yeah but mine would probably also run max payne 3
03:51 <Steven> yup thatss the one
03:53 <Avatar> would yours
04:01 <Steven> oh trash talkin!
04:01 <Mekkis> probably not
04:04 <Steven> favorite part of the night.
04:06 <Mekkis> but I paid $500
04:07 <Avatar> didn't think so yo
04:13 <Avatar> pay for what you get
04:24 <Mekkis> and mine weighs less than an APG!
04:45 <Avatar> how much does an APG weigh
04:51 <Mekkis> about a kilo
05:05 <Brunius> sup guys
05:21 <Avatar> when do you wanna play some PFS brunius
05:42 <Brunius> never
05:43 <Brunius> ever
05:45 <Brunius> again
05:52 <Avatar> really
06:02 <Brunius> 100% srs
06:03 <Brunius> srsly
06:04 <Brunius> srrrrrrrrs
06:09 <Mekkis> the problem with a "gaming laptop" is that they're designed for "gamers" who don't care about the build quality of their laptops
06:11 <Avatar> no cmon when
06:33 <Avatar> the build quality being what
06:53 <Mekkis> whether the mainboard flexes
07:11 <Mekkis> whether or not the cooling will cause components to fail after a few years
07:32 <Brunius> why will mainboard flexing be an issue in a laptop
07:41 <Brunius> ...why will it be an issue in a desktop?
07:51 <Mekkis> because it causes solder connections to fail
07:58 <Avatar> what resolution does your laptop go to
07:59 <Brunius> ah
08:01 <Steven> brunius wants to play a game right... fucking.... now
08:09 <Brunius> I could probably play a game now
08:12 <Avatar> brunius is done with PFS
08:19 <Mekkis> Avatar, I've managed 4000x3000
08:38 <Avatar> is that a linux thing
08:41 <Avatar> because I won't be running linux
08:49 <Brunius> What
08:51 <Mekkis> depends on the display drivers
08:54 <Steven> if we going to play a game... ill run and get a mountain dew/dr pepper and we can play
09:14 <Avatar> why do you always want to run a game 2 hours after when we should be running it
09:39 <Steven> because its usually the least advantageous time to run a game for you... which just annoys you
09:50 <Steven> which pleases me
10:25 <Avatar> but then I can't play
10:27 <Avatar> which annoys you
10:39 <Avatar> nobody wins steven
10:40 <Avatar> nobody wins
10:41 <Steven> not really
10:50 <Steven> i very rarely get annoyed
11:20 <Steven> only times when sam calls me and wants to get back together... 
11:31 <Brunius> That bitch
11:33 <Mekkis> sure
11:36 <Mekkis> I'll play!
11:40 <Brunius> Seriously though, why does she think that will work
11:56 <Steven> people move the sheet at PFS from the front desk to where ever they are sitting and then i get pestered about where the sheet is
12:11 <Steven> when my dad calls me and needs me to run to the store at 3-7am
12:36 <Steven> because he forgot to put it on his shopping list the day before.... oh man that one always pisses me off
13:44 <Mekkis> fucking whore!
13:48 <Steven> um.... probably because she still has feelings for me, and i for her.  but knowing she is a cheater i deny her the opportunity to betray me again.
14:02 <Steven> also known as a big fat complicated emotional mess
14:10 <Brunius> the worst kind of mess
14:23 <Steven> and sweet sexy biscuits mekkis is in... brunius?
14:34 <Brunius> how long will it take?
14:41 * Steven shrugs
14:42 <Avatar> till 4am
14:43 <Mekkis> I want to make the "Golden Parachute boon"
14:56 <Mekkis> "You get 33XP"
14:57 <Brunius> After about midnight I'd probably have to switch to phone
15:08 <Steven> oh wait tomorrow is wotw huh?
15:10 <Avatar> then it'll be till 6am
15:18 <Brunius> yeah tomorrow is wotw
15:20 <Brunius> at 2pm
15:23 <Steven> well shit....
15:33 <Brunius> for...16 hours from now?
15:34 <Avatar> we still have to decide how to spend our money
15:40 <Avatar> Brunius: we decided to pool our resources
15:43 <Brunius> I know what I'm spending it on
15:45 <Avatar> so sell off your shit
15:49 <Brunius> What
15:50 <Brunius> why
15:54 <Avatar> we're pooling
15:55 <Steven> no we probably dont know what you are spending it on
15:56 <Brunius> what could we possibly get
16:02 <Avatar> a wand
16:04 <Brunius> that would benefit everyone
16:05 <Mekkis> you won't have the option to sell off your stuff...
16:20 <Avatar> yeah I mean sell off what he bought with the 200 so far
16:25 <Steven> I favor a CLW but they want an infernal healing.
16:35 <Avatar> I don't even care 
16:38 <Avatar> we can choose whatever
16:40 <Brunius> Uh, I worship asmodeus
16:42 <Avatar> 800 odd gp of goodness
16:45 <Brunius> Of course I want infernal healing
17:04 <Steven> in combat the CLW will save peoples lives... and infernal healing takes a full round to cast which is not good midcombat
17:21 <Avatar> infernal healing isn't for mid combat
17:35 <Steven> yeah im thinking in terms of the oh shit button
17:59 <Brunius> That's why I've grabbed two pots of CLW
18:12 <Brunius> "Oh shit, the cleric went down." Pot of CLW
18:17 <Mekkis> grab a potion and an oil :)
18:21 <Avatar> that is a waste
18:25 <Avatar> scrolls of clw are fine
18:36 <Brunius> Who can cast scrolls of CLW?
18:42 <Avatar> all of us I think
18:45 <Steven> anyone who is a divine caster or a bard
18:47 <Steven> or a witch
18:56 <Avatar> maybe not the alchemist?
19:11 <Steven> im never sure on what an alchemist can do
19:48 <Brunius> Is this PFS gonna get going, or are we too late?
19:53 <Steven> they are an amalgam of wierd class abilities
20:03 <Steven> probably not
20:08 <Steven> since i realized wotw was tomorrow
20:12 <Avatar> I have shit to do before tomorrow's game, and also sleeping
20:23 <Avatar> not to mention we aren't done prepping for wotw
20:31 <Steven> which means i have to get up earlier than normal and do the shopping for my father
21:06 <Steven> oh mans... so totaly getting this spell
21:21 <Avatar> what spell
21:25 <Steven> !spell pox pustules
21:30 <diebot> Steven, POX PUSTULES necromancy ([disease]) druid 2, witch 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S, M (leaves from a toxic plant) Duration: 1 minute/level Save: Fortitude negates SR:yes
21:31 <diebot> You inflict a painful, itching rash on the target creature. The target is sickened and takes a -4 penalty to Dexterity (this penalty cannot lower Dexterity below 0). The target can spend a move action scratching furiously at the rash to remove the sickened condition (but not the Dexterity penalty) until the start of its next turn.
22:07 <Avatar> I'm sure I could find half a dozen 2nd level spells better than that
22:20 <Avatar> oh wait, maybe not druid spells
22:21 <Steven> not of the necromancy disease variaty
22:38 <Steven> since there are only 3 necromancy spells for Druid.
22:40 <Wrothmonk> I'm tempted to join in the bet but I'd like to see how my first session goes...
22:41 <Steven> at second level
23:35 <Steven> but really, sickened plus -4 ac means -2 to attack, damage, ac, skill checks, saving throws, and ability checks
23:40 <Steven> -4 dex even
23:49 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, bet 15001 :P
24:13 <Steven> oh sorry there are 4 spells
24:23 <Wrothmonk> what was the price before the ban?
24:27 <Steven> defoliate, pox pustules, pernicious poison, unshakeable chill
24:28 <Mekkis> 4000
24:35 <Mekkis> !item Bracers of Falcon's Aim
24:40 <Avatar> do we actually want a wand
24:43 <diebot> Mekkis, BRACERS OF FALCON'S AIM [faint transmutation] CL:3 wrists 4000gp, 1lb
24:43 <diebot> Each of these crimson leather bracers is emblazoned with the image of a soaring golden falcon scanning the ground for easy prey. They continually grant the wearer the benefits of the aspect of the falcon spell, though without the spell's physical transformation. Source: Ultimate Equipment
25:00 <Wrothmonk> any items similar that are not banned?
25:08 <Steven> i think it would up our survivability a great deal
25:09 <Mekkis> !item Bracers of archery, lesser
25:10 <diebot> Mekkis, BRACERS OF ARCHERY, LESSER [faint transmutation] CL:4 wrists 5000gp, 1lb
25:11 <diebot> These wristbands appear similar to greater bracers of archery, though they are typically constructed of lighter material. They function as greater bracers of archery, except they grant a +1 competence bonus on attack rolls and no bonus on damage rolls. Source: Ultimate Equipment
25:20 <Avatar> but so would anything
25:24 <Avatar> we do have 3 healers
26:03 <Steven> my druid isnt really meant to be a healer... more of a debuffer on a mass scale followed by sucking the soul out of anything i didnt kill with the disease
26:35 <Steven> i mean i guess she has the potential to heal...
26:37 <Avatar> my witch isn't meant to be a healer either
27:03 <Avatar> is there any other wondrous items we could use
27:12 <Brunius> I'm prepping doom
27:13 <Steven> for a purchase price of 1k?
27:16 <Steven> probably not.
27:17 <Brunius> and 2x infernal
27:22 <Brunius> and burning hands
27:24 <Brunius> for level 1 spells
27:44 <Wrothmonk> is  there any sort of ring that can hold spells cot be cast?
27:52 <Wrothmonk> to*
28:04 <Mekkis> !item Ring of spell-storing, lesser
28:05 <diebot> Mekkis, RING OF SPELL STORING, MAJOR [strong evocation] CL:17 ring 200000gp, 0lb
28:05 <diebot> As the minor ring of spell storing, except it holds up to 10 levels of spells. Source: Ultimate Equipment
28:12 <Mekkis> !item Ring of spell-storing, minor
28:13 <diebot> Mekkis, RING OF SPELL STORING, MINOR [faint evocation] CL:5 ring 18000gp, 0lb
28:13 <diebot> As the minor ring of spell storing, except it holds up to 3 levels of spells. Source: Ultimate Equipment
28:15 <Steven> once i get 3rd level spells my character will be much meaner
28:36 <Avatar> we could buy a belt of tumbling
28:37 <Avatar> for 800gp
28:38 <Mekkis> there's also the ioun stone that can store a single level, for 2000gp
29:42 <Avatar> or a mask of stony demeanour for 500gp
29:49 <Steven> none of those are all that great
29:50 <Avatar> or a cap of human guise for 800gp
30:05 <Steven> is anyone not a human?
30:28 <Avatar> I'm a half elf
30:36 <Steven> or rather, is anyone of sufficient non human attributes to be immediately identifiable as an 'evil' race?
30:39 <Avatar> you can use it to look like a gnome
30:53 <Wrothmonk> alright, I would like to bet 15001 but that would mean steven is definitely going to lose unless she/he is right on the mark. So put me down for  17k
31:11 <Avatar> we can buy a hand of the mage for 900gp
31:26 <Avatar> cloak of human guise, 900gp
31:30 <Avatar> catching cape, 200gp
31:47 <Avatar> sleeves of many garments, 200gp
31:52 <Avatar> armbands of the brawler, 500gp
31:54 <Steven> yeah!  Wroth you are officially not a douche.
32:07 <Wrothmonk> I try not to be.
32:46 <Steven> um... well i hate to broach this subject but you are traveling with a blight druid with a known habit for giving diseases to people... perhaps antiplague/toxin would be a good idea
33:09 <Avatar> hey there is heaps of slotless stuff we could get
33:15 <Avatar> p277 of UE
33:28 <Avatar> there is like half a page of stuff to consider
33:31 <Avatar> in a table
34:37 <Steven> once i get contageon... man shit gonna be fun.
34:59 <Avatar> soul soap is 200gp
35:08 <Avatar> gives another saving through against mind affecting shit
35:21 <Avatar> works once
36:10 <Steven> doesnt seem worth 200gp
36:45 <Avatar> wand is the way ot go
36:53 <Avatar> any other spells worth considering besides heal
37:05 <Steven> probably not at this level
37:34 <Avatar> ill omen
38:14 <Steven> im goin to the store...
38:37 <Steven> meh.....
38:57 <Steven> every round debuff just to make something reroll twice
39:25 <Avatar> alright just get cure
39:32 <Avatar> KISS
42:32 <Mekkis> I am so glad you're having this discussion now, rather than tomorrow :)
43:22 <Mekkis> (oh, you won't be able to sell anything... so don't account for it yet...)
43:45 <Avatar> we're just going to kill, um, what's his name
43:59 <Mekkis> Tiadora?
44:00 <Avatar> Adrastus
44:13 <Avatar> no, Tiadora will become our serving girl
44:19 <Mekkis> heh
44:48 <Avatar> is it better to get a 750GB drive, or a 64GB SSD + 500GB
45:00 <Avatar> bit torn on this
45:06 <Steven> 64gb ssd and 500gb
45:07 <Steven> imo
45:12 <Mekkis> what brand ssd
45:17 <Mekkis> SLC or MLC?
45:30 <Avatar> doesn't say
45:32 <Avatar> inbuilt
45:36 <Steven> brb, gonna go get me somethin to drink
46:12 <Mekkis> I'd want a 120GB SSD: my experience with 64gb ones has been bad
46:22 <Avatar> what's happened
47:10 <Mekkis> the drive is only good for a certain number of write-cycles, after that, it Just Fails 
47:22 <Mekkis> we ended up replacing it with a 300GB Velociraptor
53:12 <Steven> 3rd level of my blight druid is now finished... stat wise
53:59 <Steven> took toughness since i already have spell focus and greater spell focus necromancy
54:59 <Avatar> how much shit did brunius buy
55:10 <Avatar> and what did he get
55:25 <Mekkis> best weapon ever..
55:36 <Mekkis> K - a cockatrice corpse (weapon in hand) {30}.
56:11 <Steven> i dont remember
56:16 <Avatar> the four of us needed spell component pouches right
56:24 <Avatar> or five?
56:27 <Avatar> we're all casters
56:39 <Avatar> witch, cleric, druid, alchemist, oracle
56:46 <Avatar> so that's 25gp
56:54 <Avatar> 750 for the wand
57:16 <Avatar> 225 to spare
57:23 <Avatar> lots of cheap shit
57:36 <Avatar> one antitoxin and one antiplague?
57:56 <Avatar> can we survive off the weapons and armour we picked up
58:55 <Steven> i dont see why we couldnt, my character wont buy any armor until several levels in
59:14 <Avatar> alright so
59:16 <Avatar> chalk
59:17 <Avatar> crowbar
59:24 <Avatar> 10' pole
59:32 <Avatar> more rope maybe
59:43 <Avatar> thunderstone, sunrods, flour
00:38 <Avatar> earplugs
01:04 <Avatar> butterfly net
01:10 <Avatar> caltrops?
01:49 <Avatar> grappling hooks
02:36 <Avatar> ink, inkpen, paper
02:42 <Avatar> pitons
02:56 <Avatar> manacles (15gp)
03:53 <Avatar> oh god, 3 skeleton keys
04:05 <Avatar> well not 3, they're 85gp each
04:09 <Avatar> but we should seriously consider 1
04:37 <Avatar> sledge hammer if we can afford 10lb of weight (1gp)
05:00 <Avatar> hammocks are 1sp / 3 lb
05:58 <Mekkis> !history 562
06:02 <diebot> Mekkis, r67 | vpsirc | 2013-02-18 02:25:35 -0500 (Mon, 18 Feb 2013) | 1 line
06:17 <Avatar> is anyone listening
06:21 <Mekkis> yes
06:34 <Avatar> anyone who plans to play
06:45 <Avatar> otherwise I'll handle the budget I guess :P
06:48 <Mekkis> dunno...
06:56 <Avatar> add a witch's kit
07:01 <Mekkis> I have a speech to practise
07:04 <Avatar> I don't know what's in it, but since I'm the only one with any feedback
07:05 <Avatar> !
07:20 <Avatar> a waterproof bag or 4 won't go astray
07:36 <Mekkis> Avatar, do you plan this much for PFS?
07:38 <Mekkis> l - an invisible wand of wishing (0:2) 
07:38 <Avatar> 5sp each, 0.5lb each
07:45 <Avatar> of course not
07:52 <Avatar> you can buy things after every scenario in PFS
08:01 <Mekkis> fair enough. The penalty for death in this is higher
08:09 <Avatar> yeah
08:25 <Avatar> whetstone
08:31 <Avatar> wrist sheate (spring loaded)
08:48 <Avatar> I guess waterskins? or survival kits
09:06 <Mekkis> before you start buying those, remember how I rule: you can generally draw any item as part of a movement, within reason
09:48 <Mekkis> I would imagine that your wands would be attached to your belt or something convenient
09:55 <Avatar> we're not going to be using 99% of this stuff in combat
10:07 <Mekkis> this is regarding the wrist sheath
10:43 <Avatar> are you saying it'll be a pointless item
11:04 <Mekkis> not POINTLESS, but maybe not as "essential" as people like Mort say it is
11:38 <Mekkis> also, I've tried putting a magic wand in a wrist sheath, and it's impossible to do that without sacrificing mobility
12:41 <Mekkis> Did you see that HP750c I showed you, Avatar?
13:21 <Avatar> what is a HP750c
14:09 <Mekkis> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/HP-Designjet-750c-Plus-Printer-Plotter-Model-C47097A-36-36-Inch-GC-/130858314428?pt=AU_Business_Industrial_Printing_Equipment&hash=item1e77c36abc
15:04 <Avatar> what's that for
15:17 <Mekkis> I have a 650c, that I use to print maps
15:22 <Mekkis> you should get it for Darkwhite
17:42 <Avatar> it looks kind of bulky
18:50 <Mekkis> it prints on rolls of paper 36 inches wide
18:55 <Mekkis> it needs to be that big
19:17 <Wrothmonk> 1994-1995 the longest lived hacker ever
19:52 <Avatar> yeah nobody would want that man
20:03 <Mekkis> why not?
20:05 <Avatar> if you bought that for darkwhite he would go errr.... thanks
20:40 <Mekkis> mine saves me from needing to chop up maps
20:58 <Avatar> how do you transport them
21:12 <Avatar> what if you want to chop up the map to hide parts of it
21:18 <Avatar> which darkwhite often does
21:30 <Mekkis> scissors?
21:38 <Mekkis> use paper to cover it
21:50 <Avatar> but if you're using scissors, you may as well use a regular printer
21:52 <Mekkis> fold up the map, or roll it up
22:01 <Avatar> that is extra work for a bulky machine
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28:53 <Mekkis> I find it indispensable
31:09 <Steven> back
31:22 <Steven> and yeah wrist sheaths are good, spring loaded wrist sheaths are better
32:11 <Mekkis> I think they're stupid
35:36 <Steven> I think a lot of stuff is stupid... like an archer shooting 7-8 arrows in 6 seconds into melee combat and not hitting their friends
35:41 <Steven> but hell, its a fantasy game
36:21 <Mekkis> what's the advantage of a wrist sheath?
36:26 <Avatar> steven go over that list of gear I pasted and see what I missed out
36:33 <Mekkis> (non springed)
37:19 <Steven> chance to hide a weapon on your person
37:20 <Avatar> add whetstone, 1cp
37:28 <Mekkis> is that it?
37:46 <Steven> with a +2 bonus on the check.
37:55 <Steven> thats the benefit of a wrist sheath
38:08 <Mekkis> and that makes them "good"
38:36 <Steven> hiding something is always good if you can get away with it.
38:53 <Mekkis> you can by just buying the right cloths
38:56 <Mekkis> clothes
39:26 <Steven> anyways... the reason they even have a wrist sheath is so they can have a spring loaded wrist sheath and have a basic description of what a wrist sheath can do.
39:49 <Steven> so... its good that they have a wrist sheath... plus some GMs dont like spring loaded and ban them from games.
40:01 <Steven> brb, cookin some hash!
40:05 <Mekkis> I don't like them, but I'm not banning them...
40:18 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> before you start buying those, remember how I rule: you can generally draw any item as part of a movement, within reason
48:06 <Steven> eggs and hash
48:08 <Steven> woot woot
49:50 <Mekkis> !spell village veil
49:56 <diebot> Mekkis, VILLAGE VEIL illusion (figment[mind-affecting]) bard 5, cleric 5, sorcerer/wizard 5, witch 5 1 standard action Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level)  Comp: V, S Duration: 1 day/level Save: Will disbelief SR:yes
49:56 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/village_veil.html
51:07 <Steven> mekkis, private messagee
51:46 <Mekkis> ?
52:23 <Steven> i sent you a message
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00:49 <Mekkis> "recoil is often used to relocate shoulders knocked out by the previous shot"
02:41 <Steven> i went and got nethack 3.4.3 to see if this thing is cool or not
12:23 <Steven> damn, went through the wrong staircase
12:28 <Steven> exited the dungeon lol
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17:35 <Mekkis> wtf
21:45 <Steven> yeah wtf indeed
22:07 <Mekkis> http://pathfinder.wikia.com/wiki/Asmodeus
22:11 <Mekkis> the page has been deleted
25:51 <Mekkis> damn
27:50 <Mekkis> I actually need to fire up the gimp to get these maps to work :(
53:49 <Mort-> Time to go
55:24 <Steven> yup... dinner almost done
55:24 <Mekkis> Avatar, or Steven: you around?
55:41 <Steven> nope im not around
56:12 <Mekkis> could you try connecting CA (the new version) to diebot.ti4200.info
56:31 <Brunius-> What time is it
57:09 <Steven> 9pm
57:22 <Steven> took longer to roast then i thought it would
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