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00:04 <Mekkis> turns out that a) it's not specified RAW
00:19 <Mekkis> b) SKR's been going backward and forward about it
01:12 <Mekkis> c) There's a hell of a lot of forum talk about it
01:28 <Mekkis> d) Brock verbally ruled that yes, you definitely can.
01:58 <Mekkis> I need to make my cleric more interesting
02:02 <Mekkis> Rod of Wonder?
19:47 <Ulzefzzzzzzzz> ello people of the world
30:16 <Ulzef> rod of wonder is not interesting its a pain in the butt
30:27 <Ulzef> besides he should be saving for banner of kings
32:11 <Mekkis> but he's boring to play
33:31 <Mekkis> !spell Abstemiousness
33:33 <diebot> Mekkis, ABSTEMIOUSNESS transmutation ([]) bard 1, cleric 1, druid 1 1 standard action Range: touch a handful of berries, grains, nuts, or rice Comp: V, M Duration: 1 hour Save: none SR:yes
33:33 <diebot> Not everyone can achieve the physical stamina of the monk, but sometimes Irori smiles on his worshipers and allows them a reprieve from physical hungers and wants. This spell magically enhances a handful of simple food, imbuing it with enough nutrition to satisfy a Medium or smaller creature for a full day. The spell does not create food, and as
33:33 <diebot> such will not alone prevent someone from starving, but it can extend even limited reserves for extended periods.
34:00 <Mekkis> !spell fairness
34:01 <diebot> Mekkis, FAIRNESS enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) cleric/oracle 1, inquisitor 2, paladin 2 1 full-round action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one humanoid creature per level Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 minute/level Save: Will negates SR:yes
34:02 <diebot> Humanoid creatures affected by this spell must trade fairly with others to the best of their knowledge. If they know the fair value (or even an estimated fair value) of a good or service, they cannot allow a trade to proceed if it would benefit one side unfairly, preventing them from cheating another while under the influence of this spell. The
34:02 <diebot> symbol of Abadar appears above the heads of those affected by this spell, making those affected and unaffected by the spell immediately apparent.
34:23 <Mekkis> !spell mighty fist of the earth
34:24 <diebot> Mekkis, MIGHTY FIST OF THE EARTH conjuration (creation[earth]) cleric 1, druid 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S, DF Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:yes
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34:36 <Ulzef> lmao
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34:41 <Mekkis> !spell mighty fist of the earth
34:42 <diebot> Mekkis, MIGHTY FIST OF THE EARTH conjuration (creation[earth]) cleric 1, druid 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S, DF Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:yes
34:42 <diebot> You create a fist-sized rock that flies toward one enemy. Make an unarmed strike attack roll against the target as if it were in your threatened area. If the attack is successful, the rock deals bludgeoning damage to the target as if you had hit the target with your unarmed strike. If you have a ki pool, as long as you have at least 1 point in your
34:43 <diebot> ki pool, the rock counts as a ki strike. At 4th level, a qinggong monk (Ultimate Magic 51) may select this spell as a ki power costing 1 ki point to activate (if the monk has 0 ki points after activating this ki power, the rock does not count as a ki strike).
34:56 <Ulzef> bot fight
34:59 Mekkis gives channel operator status to diebot
35:54 <Mekkis> what interesting low level cleric spells ARE there?
35:59 <Mekkis> !spell sun metal
36:00 <diebot> Mekkis, SUN METAL transmutation ([fire]) cleric 1, paladin 1, ranger 1 1 standard action Range: touch one melee weapon Comp: V, S Duration: 1 round/level (see text) Save: Fortitude negates (object) SR:yes (object)
36:00 <diebot> The target weapon ignites into flame that does not hurt the weapon or the wielder, but damages those hit by the weapon. When the weapon's wielder hits with this weapon, it deals an additional 1d4 points of fire damage. This damage is not multiplied in the case of a critical hit. This effect immediately ends if the weapon is submerged in water. This
36:01 <diebot> effect does not stack with the flaming or flaming burst weapon special ability or any other effect that grants the weapon extra fire damage. It does not function on weapons with the frost or icy burst weapon special ability or any other effect that grants a weapon extra cold damage.
36:34 <Ulzef> none but you would be shooting yourself in the foot if you didnt rush banner of kings with your flag bearer build
36:54 <Mekkis> I disagree, Ulzef 
37:00 <Ulzef> i am having the same issues with Lintor atm
37:06 <Mekkis> if Kernigahn hasn't bought what he bought, he'd be dead
37:19 <Mekkis> !spell heroic fortune
37:20 <diebot> Mekkis, HEROIC FORTUNE evocation ([]) alchemist 2, bard 2, cleric 2, paladin 3 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, DF, M (diamond dust worth 100 gp) Duration: 1 round/level Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:no
37:21 <diebot> This spell grants 1 hero point to the target. This hero point must be spent before the duration expires, or it is lost. The bonus hero point is spent before any other hero points the target might possess.
38:26 <Mekkis> !spell aid
38:27 <diebot> Mekkis, AID enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) cleric 2, inquisitor 2, alchemist 2 1 standard action Range: touch living creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:yes (harmless)
38:28 <diebot> Aid grants the target a +1 morale bonus on attack rolls and saves against fear effects, plus temporary hit points equal to 1d8 + caster level (to a maximum of 1d8+10 temporary hit points at caster level 10th).
38:28 <Ulzef> could try going with summon monsters?
38:35 <Mekkis> hmm
38:40 <Mekkis> that doesn't really help
38:58 <Mekkis> it's more "stuff that means I don't do anything on my turn"
39:11 <Mekkis> !spell gorum's armor
39:13 <diebot> Mekkis, GORUM'S ARMOR transmutation ([]) cleric/oracle 1, inquisitor 1, magus 1 1 standard action Range: touch 1 suit of metal armor or 1 metal shield Comp: V, S, M (1 iron spike) Duration: 10 minutes/level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:
39:14 <diebot> yes (harmless) The targeted suit of armor or shield sprouts thousands of tiny iron spikes like porcupine quills. These do not harm the armor's wearer (though donning or removing armor under the effects of this spell takes twice as long), but they act as armor spikes or shield spikes (as appropriate). Any creature attacking the wearer with natural
39:14 <diebot> weapons takes 1 point of piercing damage for each attack that hits. At 5th level, the spikes gain a +1 enhancement bonus on attack and damage rolls; this bonus increases to +2 at 10th level. At 15th level, the spikes also gain the anarchic weapon quality.
40:03 <Ulzef> maybe support characters just arnt your thing and kerrigan seems very supporty
40:50 <Mekkis> support's fine
40:59 <Mekkis> the problem with kernigahn is that the support's EFFORTLESS
41:28 <Mekkis> not worth casting anything like Aid, or bless
41:36 <Mekkis> because it's all free
42:37 <Ulzef> yeah i know i played a bard in our king maker game i would sing a good hope round 1 haste round 2 if no one else did then go um what now
42:51 <Ulzef> thats when i went into the aid action side of things
43:22 <Mekkis> what's worse: naming a character after a real-world person who most people know about, or naming a character after a real-world person who only about 2% of people know about?
43:41 <Ulzef> my bard could aid 3 times a round in the end but then i worked out with all the buffs going i could hit and damage stuff
44:32 <Ulzef> link me kerrigan and i will have aquick look
44:38 <Mekkis> Kernigahn
44:44 <Mekkis> not Kerrigan
44:58 <Ulzef> well 'im then 
45:13 <Mekkis> as in, the creator of The C Programming language, rather than a fictional starcraft character
45:42 <Mekkis> the problem is that people took Dennis the wrong way
45:49 <Mekkis> Dennis was Kernigahn's stag
46:33 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Kernigahn.pdf
47:07 <Mekkis> they thought he was referring to something other than Dennis Richie, the co-author
50:32 <Ulzef> link didnt seem to work
51:12 <Mekkis> try now
51:43 <Ulzef> Oops! Google Chrome could not find nl.ti4200.info
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56:14 <Ulzef> but i just reliesed its 2 am so i think i shall pass out
56:22 <Ulzef> busy day tomoz
57:16 Ulzef is now known as Ulzefzzzzzzzz
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37:41 * BoomerET waves
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48:20 <Brunius|M-> Who's this joker
49:18 Brunius|M has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
50:39 <BoomerET> Me?
50:43 <BoomerET> I'm a joker?
50:56 <BoomerET> It's a Me, Mario.
51:01 <BoomerET> Wait, wrong game. Sorry.
51:14 * BoomerET glances about, then sits down on the couch.
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08:00 <Avatar> only I'm allowed to say joker
18:19 <Ulzef> what about batman is he aloud to say joker
18:38 <Avatar> batman doesn't come in here
19:02 <Avatar> you need to know how to use it correctly before you start copying what I say
19:18 <Avatar> and a certain copycat in here doesn't, not naming names
19:28 <Avatar> are you coming to GM 101 ulzef
20:57 <Ulzef> yeah but we will be late 
21:13 <Avatar> who are you going with
22:55 <Ulzef> gitch just waiting for him to finish work
52:19 <Avatar> I can't remember if he had one in our game
53:11 <Steven> it also gives a great sense of tension and atmosphere of being an actual spy
54:28 <Brunius> disappeared is pretty cool
54:37 <Brunius> Your phone should have a timer, Avatar
54:52 <Brunius> Darkwhite used my phone's timer when I played i
54:53 <Brunius> t
58:31 <Steven> it makes every action seem like it matters that much more
58:46 <Steven> i suggest it greatly
59:14 * Mort- flap flaps
59:41 * Mort- hovers for a while then starts soaring around
13:12 <Mekkis> !spell shadow projection
13:20 <diebot> Mekkis, SHADOW PROJECTION necromancy ([evil]) sorcerer/wizard 4 1 minute Range: personal you Comp: S Duration: 1 hour/level (D) Save:  SR:
13:20 <diebot> With this spell, you infuse your life force and psyche into your shadow, giving it independent life and movement as if it were an undead shadow (see Pathfinder RPG Bestiary 245). Your physical body lies comatose while you are projecting your shadow, and your body has no shadow or reflection while the spell is in effect. While projecting your
13:20 <diebot> shadow, you gain a shadow's darkvision, defensive abilities, fly speed, racial stealth modifier, and strength damage attack. You do not gain the creature's create spawn ability, nor its skill ranks or Hit Dice. Your shadow has Hit Dice and hit points equal to your own. Your shadow projection has the undead type and may be turned or affected as
13:20 <diebot> undead. If your shadow projection is slain, you return to your physical body and are immediately reduced to -1 hit points. Your condition becomes dying, and you must begin making Constitution checks to stabilize.
13:39 <Avatar> I'm not going to be burning phone battery on it
15:49 <thedoctor1212> hi
16:03 <Avatar> shit, rise of the goblin guild filled
16:06 <Avatar> I didn't think it was going to
17:22 <Mort-> Hi
20:43 <Avatar> Steven: do you know what the deal is with bonekeep
35:57 <Steven> what you mean?
36:54 <Avatar> what's the difference between it and a regular scenario
37:14 <Steven> lots of stuff
37:33 <Avatar> such as
38:01 <Steven> im not at liberty to say unless you are going to be running it
38:13 <Avatar> I don't know whether to play it
38:41 <Steven> sit down and play it
38:52 <Avatar> I heard the difficulty was crazy stupid
39:18 <Avatar> I'm not looking for spoilers but it's classed as a special
39:50 <Wrothmonk> what tier is it?
40:59 <Avatar> 3-7
41:03 <Steven> level 1 is 3-7
41:18 <MekkisScreen> Steven: I'm going to be running it. Tell me everything
41:33 <Avatar> mekkis: what can you tell me
41:49 <Wrothmonk> I'd play it with rumil.
42:09 <Steven> dont tell him anything mekkis
42:18 <Avatar> don't be difficult
42:24 <Avatar> I'm leaning towards not playing it
42:56 <Steven> we are actually not allowed to give you any information on it before playing it as per instructions by mike brock.
43:14 <Steven> if you want you can go read on the forums about it, but its exceptionally poor taste imo
47:31 <Avatar> mike brock is giving information on it on the messageboards
49:33 <Steven> yes, he is allowed.  He is in charge and gets to wear the spoiler pants
50:18 <Avatar> why not just give me the same information instead of saying it's poor taste to find out anything
51:19 <Steven> because i like giving you shit!
51:28 <Steven> no, i mean like go look up a spoiler thread
51:32 <Steven> but i dont know if there are any of those
52:20 <Steven> anyways, what we can tell you its a special and its hard.
52:57 <Avatar> I don't want a spoiler thread
53:06 <Avatar> there's VC's there giving people info about it
53:52 <Steven> Yes I know.
53:54 <Avatar> the two characters I can take into it aren't at all optimised, so I'm still loathe to play it
55:01 <Mekkis> !search swarm
55:03 <diebot> Mekkis, 17 items found and PMed to Mekkis.
55:06 <Steven> Well... sit down and see if you want to play.  Look at party composition
55:45 <Steven> Walking away is always an opition in any scenario so long as you are not in combat.
55:49 <Avatar> you can't decide after seeing the party
56:20 <Avatar> not here at least
58:03 <Steven> Yes you can, you just get a chronical sheet with no prestige, exp, gold
58:21 <Steven> but you can always walk away from a table.
58:45 <Avatar> if you do that kind of thing it causes everyone drama
59:06 <Avatar> on the basis that you don't like the party composition, that's a bit shit
00:08 <Steven> I suggest you sit down for it.  All of your objections have been anticipated and have been accounted for.
00:32 <Avatar> what does that mean
02:37 <Wrothmonk> it means theres a ton of threads on attempts to get characters back from being dead.
32:26 <Brunius> Man, I don't think I'll ever make fun of craft: leather again
32:32 <Brunius> This is very fiddly
38:50 <Steven> im back....
38:58 <Steven> my pain pill is starting to fade slightly
39:05 <Steven> my hand aches
58:04 <Brunius> BANG
58:13 <Brunius> Sheathe done!
00:00 <Steven> wooooot woooot
15:34 <Avatar> what is craft: leather
18:16 <Brunius> I have no clue, I made up a craft that I thought would be relevant
27:00 <Brunius> Mekkis: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/22217817/Die%20Bot/index.htm
27:09 <Brunius> Compliance with mobile devices not guaranteed
32:21 <Steven> i dont think Craft:Leather is a craft skill
32:28 <Brunius> 'tisn't
32:39 <Brunius> Hmm, turns out dropbox is a terrible host
32:47 <Steven> isnt it a Profession: Tanner
33:02 <Brunius> That implies I know how to turn the skin into leather, though
33:40 <Steven> i cant think of any situation where i could say Here let me make a Craft Leather check
33:57 <Steven> that is in PFS that would give me extra information
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51:59 <Ballig> flood settings should be disabled now
53:50 <Brunius> So Mekkis, when you have content for me to chuck on there I'll redo it. At the moment it's just "look, I can html"
54:25 <Brunius> I should probably explicitly state that it's html4...
54:34 <Brunius> in the page, so that browsers don't complain
06:18 <Avatar> so what else
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12:01 <Steven> oh man... i just unwrapped my hand
12:07 <Steven> its bruised as fuck!
12:31 <Steven> im really quite surprised its not broken
12:48 <Avatar> what did you do 
13:31 <Steven> i got clipped in the walmart parking lot by an asshat goin 40kph
14:35 <Steven> im rewrapping my hand
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16:12 <Steven> what really sucks is its my right hand.  which is my dominate hand
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32:00 <Brunius> What do I have first tomorrow...economics
32:07 <Brunius> I can afford to be sleepy for that
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11:31 <Steven> i think most world leaders thought the same thing
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17:45 <Proquar> heh
30:07 <Mekkis> thanks Balls
30:41 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sun 7th 10am (We Be Goblins,Avatar) / Sun 14th 11am (MotFF,Mort) | WotW: Sat 6th 2pm || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times in the Schedule! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
30:41 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Tue Mar 26 20:58:42 2013
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31:14 <Mekkis> yo Steven 
32:27 <Brunius> www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytk1agmcXhU
32:39 <Brunius> You will enjoy this, Steven
37:24 <Brunius> Welp...sleepytime
37:30 <Brunius> 'night folks
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37:09 <Steven> sup mekkis
37:12 <Steven> hows it hangin
37:23 <Mekkis> alright
37:27 <Mekkis> played bonekeep
37:40 <Steven> pretty crazy huh
37:57 <Mekkis> walk in the park!
38:07 <Mekkis> I had only cast two spells!
38:42 <Steven> message me what route you took
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49:28 <Brunius|M> So my school is locked down
50:31 <Mekkis> so
50:41 <Mekkis> meet me at vic markets
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16:04 <MekkisScreen> guess who survived bonekeep!
16:14 <MekkisScreen> guess who didn't!
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27:29 <MekkisScreen> wtf
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37:05 <kapow_Laptop> ?
37:08 <kapow_Laptop> i dunno
37:16 <kapow_Laptop> you've seen too much of daniel in the past week?
39:00 <Mekkis> only on Wednesday
46:12 <kapow_Laptop> I was joking mekk no need to be so clinical XP
46:29 <kapow_Laptop> so what evil is befalling Raine I am eager to know
46:41 <kapow_Laptop> am I going to become an Ancient Black Dragon so i can eat wroths character?
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53:16 <Ulzef>  mekkis didnt survive?
53:38 <Ulzef> book keeping done now i just have to finish packing and make food for the con tomorrow
54:09 <Mekkis> are you playing Bonekeep?
54:32 <Ulzef> yeah with Ryan K running on the last day i think
54:47 <Mekkis> do you think he survived?
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55:05 <Ulzef> knowing him nope
55:26 <Mekkis> you know...
55:33 <Mekkis> Ulzef, have you run any season 4s?
55:53 <Ulzef> couple
55:56 <Ulzef> not many
56:02 <Mekkis> why not?
56:27 <Ulzef> cause i only play PFS at cons or on here
56:29 <kapow_Laptop> anyone contemplating running a game this weekend?
56:32 <kapow_Laptop> I am stuck dog sitting all weekend
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56:43 <Mekkis> fair enough
56:48 <Mekkis> what's your opinion about it
56:54 <Ulzef> done 6 so far
57:05 <Mekkis> as in, preparation
57:20 <Mekkis> because I've found that I often can't be arsed prepping a season 4
57:49 <Ulzef> the fact you really have to have a table of 6 kinda sucks
57:55 <kapow_Laptop> anyone contemplating running a game this weekend?
57:55 <kapow_Laptop> I am stuck dog sitting all weekend
58:42 <Mekkis> well, the scaling back isn't really balanced, true
58:50 <Mekkis> but the prepping is such a bitch
59:06 <Ulzef> brb game
59:34 <Ulzef> well a lol game so a bit
59:56 <Mekkis> oh
59:56 <Mekkis> great news!
00:05 <Mekkis> you know the reach weapon second diagonal debate?
00:30 <Ulzef> nope i always figured it could hit on 2 diagonals
00:45 <Mekkis> turns out that a) it's not specified RAW
00:59 <Mekkis> b) SKR's been going backward and forward about it
01:52 <Mekkis> c) There's a hell of a lot of forum talk about it
02:09 <Mekkis> d) Brock verbally ruled that yes, you definitely can.
02:39 <Mekkis> I need to make my cleric more interesting
02:42 <Mekkis> Rod of Wonder?
25:24 <Mekkis> kapow_Laptop, I think everyone who's in east coast, except you, has a con this weekend
25:33 <Mekkis> so try to cater for the Americans or the Russians
30:56 <Ulzef> rod of wonder is not interesting its a pain in the butt
31:07 <Ulzef> besides he should be saving for banner of kings
32:51 <Mekkis> but he's boring to play
34:12 <Mekkis> !spell Abstemiousness
34:13 <diebot> Mekkis, ABSTEMIOUSNESS transmutation ([]) bard 1, cleric 1, druid 1 1 standard action Range: touch a handful of berries, grains, nuts, or rice Comp: V, M Duration: 1 hour Save: none SR:yes
34:13 <diebot> Not everyone can achieve the physical stamina of the monk, but sometimes Irori smiles on his worshipers and allows them a reprieve from physical hungers and wants. This spell magically enhances a handful of simple food, imbuing it with enough nutrition to satisfy a Medium or smaller creature for a full day. The spell does not create food, and as
34:13 <diebot> such will not alone prevent someone from starving, but it can extend even limited reserves for extended periods.
34:40 <Mekkis> !spell fairness
34:41 <diebot> Mekkis, FAIRNESS enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) cleric/oracle 1, inquisitor 2, paladin 2 1 full-round action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one humanoid creature per level Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 minute/level Save: Will negates SR:yes
34:42 <diebot> Humanoid creatures affected by this spell must trade fairly with others to the best of their knowledge. If they know the fair value (or even an estimated fair value) of a good or service, they cannot allow a trade to proceed if it would benefit one side unfairly, preventing them from cheating another while under the influence of this spell. The
34:42 <diebot> symbol of Abadar appears above the heads of those affected by this spell, making those affected and unaffected by the spell immediately apparent.
35:04 <Mekkis> !spell mighty fist of the earth
35:04 <diebot> Mekkis, MIGHTY FIST OF THE EARTH conjuration (creation[earth]) cleric 1, druid 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S, DF Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:yes
35:16 <Ulzef> lmao
35:21 <Mekkis> !spell mighty fist of the earth
35:22 <diebot> Mekkis, MIGHTY FIST OF THE EARTH conjuration (creation[earth]) cleric 1, druid 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S, DF Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:yes
35:22 <diebot> You create a fist-sized rock that flies toward one enemy. Make an unarmed strike attack roll against the target as if it were in your threatened area. If the attack is successful, the rock deals bludgeoning damage to the target as if you had hit the target with your unarmed strike. If you have a ki pool, as long as you have at least 1 point in your
35:23 <diebot> ki pool, the rock counts as a ki strike. At 4th level, a qinggong monk (Ultimate Magic 51) may select this spell as a ki power costing 1 ki point to activate (if the monk has 0 ki points after activating this ki power, the rock does not count as a ki strike).
35:37 <Ulzef> bot fight
36:34 <Mekkis> what interesting low level cleric spells ARE there?
36:39 <Mekkis> !spell sun metal
36:40 <diebot> Mekkis, SUN METAL transmutation ([fire]) cleric 1, paladin 1, ranger 1 1 standard action Range: touch one melee weapon Comp: V, S Duration: 1 round/level (see text) Save: Fortitude negates (object) SR:yes (object)
36:40 <diebot> The target weapon ignites into flame that does not hurt the weapon or the wielder, but damages those hit by the weapon. When the weapon's wielder hits with this weapon, it deals an additional 1d4 points of fire damage. This damage is not multiplied in the case of a critical hit. This effect immediately ends if the weapon is submerged in water. This
36:40 <diebot> effect does not stack with the flaming or flaming burst weapon special ability or any other effect that grants the weapon extra fire damage. It does not function on weapons with the frost or icy burst weapon special ability or any other effect that grants a weapon extra cold damage.
37:14 <Ulzef> none but you would be shooting yourself in the foot if you didnt rush banner of kings with your flag bearer build
37:34 <Mekkis> I disagree, Ulzef 
37:41 <Ulzef> i am having the same issues with Lintor atm
37:47 <Mekkis> if Kernigahn hasn't bought what he bought, he'd be dead
37:59 <Mekkis> !spell heroic fortune
38:00 <diebot> Mekkis, HEROIC FORTUNE evocation ([]) alchemist 2, bard 2, cleric 2, paladin 3 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, DF, M (diamond dust worth 100 gp) Duration: 1 round/level Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:no
38:01 <diebot> This spell grants 1 hero point to the target. This hero point must be spent before the duration expires, or it is lost. The bonus hero point is spent before any other hero points the target might possess.
39:07 <Mekkis> !spell aid
39:07 <diebot> Mekkis, AID enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) cleric 2, inquisitor 2, alchemist 2 1 standard action Range: touch living creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:yes (harmless)
39:08 <diebot> Aid grants the target a +1 morale bonus on attack rolls and saves against fear effects, plus temporary hit points equal to 1d8 + caster level (to a maximum of 1d8+10 temporary hit points at caster level 10th).
39:08 <Ulzef> could try going with summon monsters?
39:16 <Mekkis> hmm
39:20 <Mekkis> that doesn't really help
39:39 <Mekkis> it's more "stuff that means I don't do anything on my turn"
39:52 <Mekkis> !spell gorum's armor
39:53 <diebot> Mekkis, GORUM'S ARMOR transmutation ([]) cleric/oracle 1, inquisitor 1, magus 1 1 standard action Range: touch 1 suit of metal armor or 1 metal shield Comp: V, S, M (1 iron spike) Duration: 10 minutes/level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:
39:53 <diebot> yes (harmless) The targeted suit of armor or shield sprouts thousands of tiny iron spikes like porcupine quills. These do not harm the armor's wearer (though donning or removing armor under the effects of this spell takes twice as long), but they act as armor spikes or shield spikes (as appropriate). Any creature attacking the wearer with natural
39:54 <diebot> weapons takes 1 point of piercing damage for each attack that hits. At 5th level, the spikes gain a +1 enhancement bonus on attack and damage rolls; this bonus increases to +2 at 10th level. At 15th level, the spikes also gain the anarchic weapon quality.
40:43 <Ulzef> maybe support characters just arnt your thing and kerrigan seems very supporty
41:30 <Mekkis> support's fine
41:40 <Mekkis> the problem with kernigahn is that the support's EFFORTLESS
42:09 <Mekkis> not worth casting anything like Aid, or bless
42:17 <Mekkis> because it's all free
43:17 <Ulzef> yeah i know i played a bard in our king maker game i would sing a good hope round 1 haste round 2 if no one else did then go um what now
43:31 <Ulzef> thats when i went into the aid action side of things
44:02 <Mekkis> what's worse: naming a character after a real-world person who most people know about, or naming a character after a real-world person who only about 2% of people know about?
44:21 <Ulzef> my bard could aid 3 times a round in the end but then i worked out with all the buffs going i could hit and damage stuff
45:12 <Ulzef> link me kerrigan and i will have aquick look
45:18 <Mekkis> Kernigahn
45:24 <Mekkis> not Kerrigan
45:38 <Ulzef> well 'im then 
45:54 <Mekkis> as in, the creator of The C Programming language, rather than a fictional starcraft character
46:23 <Mekkis> the problem is that people took Dennis the wrong way
46:30 <Mekkis> Dennis was Kernigahn's stag
47:13 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Kernigahn.pdf
47:47 <Mekkis> they thought he was referring to something other than Dennis Richie, the co-author
51:12 <Ulzef> link didnt seem to work
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51:35 <Mekkis> kapow_Laptop, what do you mean by "here"?
51:52 <Mekkis> try now
52:23 <Ulzef> Oops! Google Chrome could not find nl.ti4200.info
56:54 <Ulzef> but i just reliesed its 2 am so i think i shall pass out
57:02 <Ulzef> busy day tomoz
11:14 <kapow_Laptop> in brisbane
11:28 <kapow_Laptop> well not any but standard relevant cards
11:55 <kapow_Laptop> I want to play standard tomorrow an I'm going to need to either borrow or trade for a few things between now and then
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20:51 <Brunius|M> Mekkis is in Melbourne...
29:44 <kapow_Laptop> derp right
29:45 <kapow_Laptop> thingo con
29:50 <kapow_Laptop> forgot about that
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59:46 <kapow_Laptop> have fun I am off for easter now :D
59:54 <kapow_Laptop> wooo no work for 4 days
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47:39 <Brunius|M-> Who's this joker
49:58 <BoomerET> Me?
50:02 <BoomerET> I'm a joker?
50:14 <BoomerET> It's a Me, Mario.
50:20 <BoomerET> Wait, wrong game. Sorry.
50:33 * BoomerET glances about, then sits down on the couch.
52:39 <Ballig> flood settings should be disabled now
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27:37 <Steven> suuuuuuuuuuuuup
28:27 Steven ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
28:30 <Steven> what up
28:31 <Steven> im back
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29:33 <Steven> so... i just leveled up my arcane druid
29:58 * Mort- hovers on top off Steven to create a duststorm in his face
30:20 <thedoctor1212> hi
31:07 <thedoctor1212> im just letting everyone know that i am rather sick at the moment and am not permitted to play on sundays until i recover which could be a few weeks
31:55 <Mekkis> yo Steven 
32:11 <Mort-> Eh wassup with you
34:00 <Steven> thats okay doctor... i dont know who you are anyways.
34:10 <Steven> mort... i am immune to internet duststorms
34:44 <Steven> also im going to go level up my arcane druid
34:54 <Steven> cause i need to actually do his stats
35:17 * Mort- runs out of flight rounds and featherfalls to the ground
35:18 <Steven> I also rained on a dudes parade when i told him the buccaneer gunslinger archtype is not legal in pfs... all in all a great night
36:14 <Steven> oh... and this adjusted his to hit as he put needless points into cha and switched over to a Musket Master, confirming a crit and killing the big baddie
36:43 <Steven> so thats the reason it was great, i rained on his parade leading him to confirm a crit.
39:11 <Mort-> U like to spoil peoples fun
39:27 <Steven> yup... totally spoiled his fun
39:29 <Mort-> But guess rules are rules.
39:41 <Steven> then helped him crit on a BBEG
39:51 <Mort-> Are you goimg to spoil my fun too?
39:55 <Steven> through a minor rebuild mid scenario
40:06 <Steven> If you are doing something illegal..  Yes I am.
40:34 <Mort-> I don't do illegal.
40:42 <Mort-> Edge of legal yes
41:01 <Steven> which could very well be illegal.
41:05 <thedoctor1212> i am a new player who was gonna start on the 7th but cant make it tell avatar
41:18 <Steven> at which point i will completely ruin your fun
41:19 <thedoctor1212> oh wait his online..
41:24 <thedoctor1212> ok
41:32 <thedoctor1212> look forward to it
41:38 <thedoctor1212> and call me simon
41:41 <Mort-> No. I'm legal :d
41:54 <thedoctor1212> :)
41:56 <Mort-> I can hover at level 5:d
41:58 <Steven> have fun doctor, if you need any help with anything
42:10 <Steven> just ask for help, we are all pretty willing to give advice
42:15 <Mort-> I auto pass the fly check
42:33 * Steven increases the wind to hurricane levels.
42:54 <Mort-> Uh what that do?
43:03 <Steven> makes fly checks harder
43:13 <Mort-> I'm small.fly as class skill
43:19 <Mort-> How.much
43:26 * Steven shrugs
43:44 <Steven> lol
43:49 <Steven> you are automatically blown away
43:52 <Mort-> U throw something out you don't know?
44:03 <Mort-> Oh oh?
44:12 <Steven> oh wait no, you have to make a fly check
44:18 <Steven> at a -12
44:25 <thedoctor1212> thanks steven
44:28 <thedoctor1212> i gotta go
44:33 <thedoctor1212> see you around
44:37 <Steven> no problem, have a great night, get to feeling better
44:46 <thedoctor1212> thanks, i'll try
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45:05 <Mort-> Oh noes :(
45:15 * Mort- starts adding her +s
45:36 <Steven> do you have a +17 to your fly skill?
45:42 <Mort-> Yes
45:47 <Mort-> Probably
45:50 <Mort-> Actually even higher
45:52 <Steven> you dont know?
46:04 <Mort-> 5+1+3+3+1
46:11 <Steven> thats +13
46:12 <Mort-> +4+2
46:19 <Steven> +19
46:20 <Mort-> Happy?
46:24 <Steven> so make a fly check
46:29 <Steven> at a -12
46:40 <Steven> so +7 to your roll
46:45 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+7 fly
46:46 <diebot> Mort-, fly: [1d20=17] 24
46:53 <Steven> oh... so close... yet so far.
46:55 <Steven> you are blown away
47:02 <Mort-> That's i took already
47:07 <Mort-> The -12 to it
47:12 <Steven> yeah dc25
47:16 <Mort-> Lol
47:18 <Mort-> :(
48:46 <Mort-> I fly well don't i?
49:07 <Steven> so you fly back
49:10 <Steven> !throw 2d6x10
49:11 <diebot> Steven, 2d6x10: [2d6=5,2] 17
49:16 <Steven> 170ft
49:19 <Steven> and take
49:43 <Steven> !throw 2d6
49:44 <diebot> Steven, 2d6: [2d6=3,5] 8
49:48 <Steven> 8 non lethal
49:52 <Mort-> Ow. Feather fall down?
50:12 <Steven> you dont plummet, you are buffeted by vicious winds
50:45 <Mort-> Ee.
51:17 <Steven> luckily there are only like 10 scenarios that have winds that even approach that
51:52 <Steven> usually they just get up to severe
52:15 <Steven> OH MAN! i got two new scenarios today, im going to go read them.
52:20 <Steven> since i am going to be running one of them at gencon
53:45 <Steven> best part about being a VL, free scenarios last wednesday of the month
55:15 <Mort-> Gah
59:35 <Steven> so... mort hows it goin
00:54 <Mort-> Tomorrow is the easter con! :d
01:03 <Mort-> I'm only going in afternoon though :(
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04:21 <Steven> ive no clue what easter con is
04:42 <Brunius> Melbourne one is conquest
08:39 <Steven> OH MAN!
08:48 <Steven> this scenario is fuckin awesome!
09:26 <Steven> !throw 10#1d20+14
09:27 <diebot> Steven, 10#1d20+14: [1d20=18] 32, [1d20=19] 33, [1d20=9] 23, [1d20=4] 18, [1d20=4] 18, [1d20=13] 27, [1d20=13] 27, [1d20=13] 27, [1d20=1] 15, [1d20=16] 30
09:35 <Steven> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah that feels good
10:29 <Steven> like 7 hits
10:38 <Steven> against anyone who doesnt stack AC
10:55 <Steven> !throw 7#1d6+2
10:56 <diebot> Steven, 7#1d6+2: [1d6=1] 3, [1d6=2] 4, [1d6=6] 8, [1d6=4] 6, [1d6=4] 6, [1d6=6] 8, [1d6=3] 5
11:38 <Mort-> Its in Singapore
11:49 <Mort-> If he is a barb. What damage?
12:11 <Brunius> BF3: "Cannot connect to target server; doesn't exist anymore"
12:16 <Brunius> Welp, that's a new one
13:31 <Steven> its a spell
13:47 <Steven> that has the chance to critical with each attack
14:02 <Steven> and its 10 attacks
14:32 <Steven> OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
14:44 <Steven> i got to rain on two people's parades
14:55 <Steven> i totaly forgot about the first steps game
15:18 <Steven> So the Gm comes out of the room and is like, hey steve do they get chronicle sheets if i TPK them
15:33 <Steven> and i was like, yes they do... wait you were playing first steps how did you tpk them
16:04 <Steven> and he was like well the bad guys ambushed them, the arcane caster got to go first, walked up and color sprayed them
16:29 <Steven> and i was like, okay go back and run it as per the moral dictates it is run.  guy was fuckin livid at me.
17:34 <Steven> I am expecting an email sometime in the next day.
18:49 <Brunius> http://i.imgur.com/byWPkqn.jpg
26:31 <Steven> so... yeah
37:49 <Steven> sup mekkis
37:53 <Steven> hows it hangin
38:03 <Mekkis> alright
38:07 <Mekkis> played bonekeep
38:18 <Steven> pretty crazy huh
38:38 <Mekkis> walk in the park!
38:47 <Mekkis> I had only cast two spells!
39:23 <Steven> message me what route you took
46:39 <Steven> HOLY SWEET TITS! i finally learn another spell!
49:49 <Steven> I think im ging to pick Heavenly Fire as my 3rd level bloodline power, i dont really like resist 5 acid/cold
49:55 <Steven> thats pretty meh.
50:06 <Brunius|M> So my school is locked down
51:12 <Mekkis> so
51:22 <Mekkis> meet me at vic markets
51:57 <Steven> nah, screw it gonna get Woodland Stride
52:05 <Steven> thats more druidish
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13:09 <Steven> my ankylosaurus has a n unbuffed ac of 27
19:16 <Steven> which can spike to 33 currently
27:16 <kapow_Laptop> morning all
27:40 <MekkisScreen> morning
28:09 <MekkisScreen> wtf
28:21 <Mekkis> excess flood?
33:41 <Brunius> Mekkis: If I can't access the internet through a web browser, but can through irc, and a reset of the connection allows access for a further five minutes, what would you say the problem is?
33:59 <Brunius> (I'm having this problem on an android phone, and a friend is having it on a windows computer)
37:45 <kapow_Laptop> ?
37:48 <kapow_Laptop> i dunno
37:57 <kapow_Laptop> you've seen too much of daniel in the past week?
39:42 <Mekkis> only on Wednesday
46:51 <kapow_Laptop> I was joking mekk no need to be so clinical XP
47:06 <kapow_Laptop> so what evil is befalling Raine I am eager to know
47:22 <kapow_Laptop> am I going to become an Ancient Black Dragon so i can eat wroths character?
57:08 <kapow_Laptop> anyone contemplating running a game this weekend?
57:08 <kapow_Laptop> I am stuck dog sitting all weekend
58:30 <kapow_Laptop> anyone contemplating running a game this weekend?
58:31 <kapow_Laptop> I am stuck dog sitting all weekend
19:52 <kapow_Laptop> mekk you don't have any of your mtg stuff here do you?
52:17 <Mekkis> kapow_Laptop, what do you mean by "here"?
11:54 <kapow_Laptop> in brisbane
12:08 <kapow_Laptop> well not any but standard relevant cards
12:35 <kapow_Laptop> I want to play standard tomorrow an I'm going to need to either borrow or trade for a few things between now and then
21:31 <Brunius|M> Mekkis is in Melbourne...
30:24 <kapow_Laptop> derp right
30:26 <kapow_Laptop> thingo con
30:30 <kapow_Laptop> forgot about that
00:26 <kapow_Laptop> have fun I am off for easter now :D
00:34 <kapow_Laptop> wooo no work for 4 days
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