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05:53 <Mekkis> according to the 3.5e MM, the small earth elemental weighs 80lb
06:17 <Mekkis> there's not Pathfinder ruling I can see
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25:56 <Mekkis> what do you think about sacred servant paladin with animal domain riding roc?
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53:54 <Mekkis> hey Brunius-: Bairaq's sheet's a bit out of date. Also, you should spend some of your cash to make his weapon a +3
55:41 <Mekkis> I've worked out how Australia lowers the unemployment rate
56:50 <Mort-> Am i the worst cheese monkey here?
57:12 <Brunius-> Employs government servants?
57:19 <Mekkis> yes and no. You don't seem to think it's a bad thing.
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57:39 <Steven> okay... so
57:53 <Mekkis> Brunius-, nope. When the centrelink wait time is longer than the average cordless phone battery life, it's easier to apply for jobs than centrelink...
58:00 <Mort-> How can you get yes and know
58:08 <Brunius-> Ha
58:25 <Mort-> Yes and no for an answer
58:28 <Steven> you want to mount a paladin at level 4 on a rock that uses their effective druid level for the ability at CL-6
58:38 <Mort-> I am confused about cheese today
58:43 <Mort-> Is it bad to cheese,g
58:48 <Steven> roc even
58:53 <Brunius-> There's no real way to lower unemployment any further
58:53 <Mekkis> some people cheese more than you. Noone cheeses more than you and thinks that doing so is a good thing.
58:59 <Hydrazine> I think you also make a bigger deal of it than anyone else.
59:12 <Mekkis> me, or Mort-?
59:28 <Steven> so at 8th level the roc would finally advance to the next level.... Sure im okay with having a paladin fall to their death after two shots to their mount.
59:46 <Mort-> I make a big deal about it because I'm sensitive
29:29 <Mekkis> hmm
29:38 <Mekkis> earth elemental weighs 80lb
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15:32 <Mekkis> !spell magic weapon
15:35 <diebot> Mekkis, MAGIC WEAPON transmutation ([]) cleric 1, paladin 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, inquisitor 1, antipaladin 1, magus 1 1 standard action Range: touch weapon touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 min./level Save: Will negates (harmless, object) SR:yes (harmless, object)
15:36 <diebot> Magic weapon gives a weapon a +1 enhancement bonus on attack and damage rolls. An enhancement bonus does not stack with a masterwork weapon's +1 bonus on attack rolls. You can't cast this spell on a natural weapon, such as an unarmed strike (instead, see magic fang). A monk's unarmed strike is considered a weapon, and thus it can be enhanced by
15:36 <diebot> this spell.
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12:03 <Mekkis> So, you'd say that &power attack is the only feat a melee fighter needs?
13:06 <Mekkis> So, you'd say that &power attack is the only feat a melee fighter needs?
27:30 <Avatar> are you talking to diebot
27:53 <Mekkis> yes
28:03 <Avatar> have you finally lost it
28:09 <Brunius> 'finally'
28:10 <Mekkis> no
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39:28 <Mekkis> Should I sell Deceased's &staff of toxins, or would it be better to hang onto it?
39:30 <diebot> STAFF OF TOXINS [moderate varies] CL:9 none 34200gp, 5lb
39:31 <diebot> This length of hemlock-shrouded oak gives off the faintest whiff of rot and corruption. It allows use of the following spells: • Stinking cloud (1 charge) • Cloudkill (2 charges) Source: Ultimate Equipment
39:50 <Avatar> why would you sell it
40:11 <Mekkis> to get the cash to buy a &staff of abjuration, of course
40:12 <diebot> STAFF OF ABJURATION [strong abjuration] CL:13 none 82000gp, 5lb
40:13 <diebot> Usually carved from the heartwood of an ancient oak, ash, sequoia, or other large tree, this staff allows use of the following spells: • Dispel magic (1 charge) • Resist energy (1 charge) • Shield (1 charge) • Dismissal (2 charges) • Lesser globe of invulnerability (2 charges) • Repulsion (3 charges) Source: Ultimate Equipment
42:37 <Brunius> What should nephem's level three feat be? I was thinking of one of the &metamagic, feats, or maybe extra traits
43:39 <Mekkis> extra channelling
43:57 <Brunius> I really shouldn't have foible'd charisma
55:35 <Steven> Shaved my head.
04:24 <N2H4> What about your beard?
09:06 <Steven> hell no
11:04 <N2H4> Steven, couldn't that roc riding paladin do that thing where you make a ride check to stop an attack on the mount?
18:26 <Steven> yeah, which is why it would take two arrows
18:36 <Steven> he ride checks the first one, only to have the second one take it down.
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00:58 <Steven> 0 
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04:10 <S711> Mekkis: We were cut off right in the middle of my "how the Internet works" class.
04:27 <S711> The host went down.
04:58 <S711> Anyway, I'm reading "Networking for Dummies", it had a chapter or less on the topic of the routing table.
05:04 <S711> And I still don't understand it.
05:21 <S711> So I watched an obscure YouTube video about the routing table.
05:26 <S711> And I still don't understand it.
05:34 <S711> Only very vaguely.
07:02 * Mort- tail unfurls
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27:59 <MekkisScreen> !item terrap sap
28:01 <diebot> MekkisScreen, VERNAL KEY [strong transmutation] CL:20 none 0gp, 5lb
28:02 <diebot> The Vernal Key consists of three lattice orbs, one inside the other, all carved from a single piece of blue mineral. The key was created to unlock a jarl's prison, but as a side effect it also protects the region around it from the ravages of winter. Within a 5-mile radius of the Vernal Key, otherwise cold weather (below 40&#176; F) becomes
28:02 <diebot> moderate, while severe cold (below 0&#176; F) becomes only cold. A mild wind demarcates the edge of this effect. The key must remain stationary (unattended) to produce this effect; it takes 24 hours for the artifact to attune itself to its locale. The key only ameliorates natural weather; it has no effect on magically created effects or extraplanar
28:02 <diebot> environments. Source: Artifacts & Legends
30:24 <MekkisScreen> !spell liberating command
30:25 <diebot> MekkisScreen, LIBERATING COMMAND transmutation ([]) bard 1, cleric 1, druid 1, paladin 1, ranger 1, sorcerer/wizard 1 1 immediate action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
30:25 <diebot> If the target is bound, grappled, or otherwise restrained, he may make an Escape Artist check to escape as an immediate action. He gains a competence bonus on this check equal to twice your caster level (maximum +20). This spell has no effect if the target could not get free by using the Escape Artist skill (for example, if he were under the
30:25 <diebot> effects of a hold person spell or paralyzed by Strength damage).
31:29 * Mort- squeaks
38:09 * Mort- pokes mekkis
41:42 <mortswishytail> Oh dear
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53:06 <Avatar> https://marketplace.roll20.net/browse/set/111/deep-dungeons-jade
53:11 <Avatar> love that ramp
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55:47 <Avatar> Wrothmonk
55:56 <Wrothmonk> Yes?
56:06 <Avatar> hello
56:28 <Wrothmonk> Hi.
56:41 <Avatar> full table this weekend by the looks
58:07 <Wrothmonk> Yup. looks like its going to be 1-2.
00:14 <Avatar> gotta run
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11:11 <Wrothmonk> just want to make sure I got this right, aid another with a skill check is a DC of 10 and it adds +2 to the main roll if it succeeds? 
24:31 <N2H4> Yes.
24:41 <N2H4> Aid another as a combat action is strikingly similar.
12:23 <Mort-> Hello
30:39 <Mekkis> hello Mort- 
31:05 * Mort- looks at mekkis and squeaks
31:41 <Mort-> My vc said that its ok not to be a front line melee character
31:53 * Mekkis looks at Mort-, and starts casting &prestidigitation on a cracker biscuit.
32:00 <Mort-> And he wouldn't let anyone bully me!
32:12 * Mort- looks back at mekkis
32:24 <Mekkis> did you actually ask him that?
32:30 * Mort- looks Downwards
32:37 <Mekkis> or did your &silence imply that?
32:38 <diebot> SILENCE illusion (glamer[]) bard 2, cleric 2, inquisitor 2, antipaladin 2 1 round Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level)  Comp: V, S Duration: 1 round/level Save: Will negates; see text or none (object) SR:yes; see text or no (object)
32:39 <diebot> Upon the casting of this spell, complete silence prevails in the affected area. All sound is stopped: Conversation is impossible, spells with verbal components cannot be cast, and no noise whatsoever issues from, enters, or passes through the area. The spell can be cast on a point in space, but the effect is stationary unless cast on a mobile object. The spell can be centered on a creature, and the effect then radiates from the creature and moves as it mo
32:52 <Mort-> I really did ask him what the group was like
33:03 <Mekkis> what did he say?
33:03 <Mort-> Then i told him you couldn't pay me to melee
33:27 <Mekkis> our wizard became an amorphous blob today
33:49 <Mort-> He said different people had different play styles
34:06 <Mekkis> did you ask how much people cheese?
34:07 <Mort-> And i said i was afraid the group would find me wimpy
34:30 <Mort-> He said something about optimised characters playing up
34:40 <Mort-> When i asked him about yesterdays session
34:48 <Mort-> It was among the living btw
35:12 <Mekkis> haven't played it
36:34 <Mort-> Its supposed to be one of those harder ones
37:04 <Mort-> Ah he said. Optimised characters are so imbalanced
37:26 <Mort-> Guess that describes how much cheese is lying around
38:14 <Mort-> You see mekkis. I talked!
38:36 <Mekkis> yes
38:44 <Mekkis> it means that not all characters there are optimised
38:53 <Mekkis> I need to get a character up to 5th
39:09 <Mort-> I'm 5th!
39:21 <Mort-> That's why ill go on Friday
39:23 <Mekkis> I have a gap between 4th and 9th
39:25 <Mekkis> 8th*
39:32 <Mort-> I wonder how much cheese there is around
40:14 <Mort-> But on a more serious note. Singaporeans have a competitive streak in us a mile wide
41:57 <Mort-> I have characters at 1,3,5,7 and 10
41:59 <Mort-> Lol
42:15 <Ronal> suuuuuuuuuuup
42:27 <Ronal> that nap was fuckin amazing.
42:43 * Mort- throws rotten tomatoes at ronal
43:20 * Mekkis throws tinned tomatoes at Mort- 
44:06 * Mort- catches the tins and start using claws to open the tins
44:16 * Mekkis throws the tins harder
44:35 * Ronal rages and attempts to murder Mort-
44:51 * Mekkis casts &calm emotions on Ronal 
44:53 <diebot> CALM EMOTIONS enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting, emotion]) bard 2, cleric 2, inquisitor 2 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)  Comp: V, S, DF Duration: concentration, up to 1 round/level Save: Will negates SR:yes
44:54 <diebot> This spell calms agitated creatures. You have no control over the affected creatures, but calm emotions can stop raging creatures from fighting or joyous ones from reveling. Creatures so affected cannot take violent actions (although they can defend themselves) or do anything destructive. Any aggressive action against or damage dealt to a calmed creature immediately breaks the spell on all calmed creatures. This spell automatically suppresses (but does no
45:23 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+3
45:23 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4
45:38 * Ronal stops raging.
45:43 * Mort- is up a tree
45:56 <Mort-> Even if you passed save you can't rage
46:06 <Mort-> Its just you can attack if you pass save?
46:24 <Ronal> no, if you save you resist the effect of the spell.
47:29 <Mekkis> Grolschmir hit level 8
47:35 <Mekkis> now he has 4th level spell slots!
47:42 <Mekkis> (but he can't cast 4th level spells)
48:50 <Mekkis> Steven, if I took &extend spell, could I use it with my 4th level spell slots to hold an extended third-level spell, given that I only have 13 wisdom?
48:56 <diebot> EXTEND SPELL [Metamagic] You can make your spells last twice as long.
48:56 <diebot> Benefit:  An extended spell lasts twice as long as normal. A spell with a duration of concentration, instantaneous, or permanent is not affected by this feat. An extended spell uses up a spell slot one level higher than the spell's actual level. Source: Core
49:35 <Steven> i believe so.
50:12 <Steven> but since he just hit level 8 why wouldnt you put the stat increase into your casting stat and get the extra level of spells.
50:26 <Mekkis> because I'd rather put it into str
50:31 <Mekkis> so I can be the gnome with 20 str!
51:52 <Steven> meh....
52:06 <Mekkis> on a roc
52:09 <Steven> i think there are better level spells you could pick.
52:25 <Mekkis> I'll get a headband one day
52:56 <Steven> since you are on a rock.
52:58 <Steven> roc even
53:08 <Mekkis> examples?
53:15 <Steven> Stone Spikes.
53:20 <Steven> Spike stones...
53:25 <Mekkis> &spike stones
53:25 <Steven> i dont remember the exact wording
53:36 <Steven> its pretty awesome.
53:41 <Mekkis> !spell spike stones
53:42 <diebot> Mekkis, SPIKE STONES transmutation ([earth]) druid 4 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)  Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 hour/level Save: Reflex partial SR:yes
53:42 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/spike_stones.html
54:20 <Mekkis> seems good
54:29 <Mekkis> but hey, I'll do that later
54:54 <Steven> fuck that later shit man, you are flying around, you cast it under them, and all around them
55:18 <Steven> and if they charge your friends or try to run away 1d8/5ft of movement.
55:59 <Mekkis> So you're saying I should buy the headband now?
56:15 <Mekkis> and worry about getting wild armour later?
56:41 <Steven> well why do you want wild armor, dont you attack with a reach weapon while flyby attacking and what not?
56:54 <Steven> or am i confused on your characters...
57:08 <Mekkis> yes, I do
57:25 <Mekkis> but with a relatively low AC, and I often don't get to pull off rideby...
57:36 <Mekkis> I get in the position to be full-attacked
57:42 <Mekkis> with about 45 HP total
57:42 <Steven> so... what animal do you turn into that can still wield a weapon?
57:49 <Mekkis> earth elemental
59:01 * Steven facepalms
04:05 <Mekkis> ?
04:14 <Mekkis> you saying it won't work?
05:07 <Steven> ill be back in a bit, i am going to go make some breakfast
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38:13 <Steven> decided i would start dinner while i was up
38:15 <Steven> chili!
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59:51 <Mort-> I have a plan.
00:21 <Mekkis> execute it
01:16 <Mort-> Yes. No more getting disturbed by family while playing d&d
01:24 <Mort-> Or having to afk for lunch.
01:40 <Mekkis> move out?
01:41 * Mort- cackles loudly
01:57 <Mort-> I shall be up at the sliver of dawn
02:18 <Mort-> I shall go to the Book Cafe!
02:28 <Mort-> And be a happy camping mur
02:41 <Mort-> Can you imagine rping down there?:p
03:26 <Mort-> Like with all the cackles and all?
03:41 <Mekkis> Mort-, ask Steven about Walter's bard
04:06 <Mort-> I don't talk to Steven
04:23 * Mort- fur puffs out at the thought
06:31 <Mekkis> according to the 3.5e MM, the small earth elemental weighs 80lb
06:35 <Mort-> Wow shoot the entire party is 3 and below
06:37 <Mort-> Ok no witching
06:56 <Mekkis> there's not Pathfinder ruling I can see
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26:34 <Mekkis> what do you think about sacred servant paladin with animal domain riding roc?
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29:51 <Mort-> Wuh
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42:08 <Mort-> Wark
42:23 <Mekkis> Stop Mort-!
42:33 <Mekkis> that's more than your allotted "W" quota for today!
42:35 <Mort-> What?
42:41 <Mort-> Why?
42:52 <Mort-> Who said there is a quota
43:06 <Mort-> What right do you have to impose it on me
43:25 <Mekkis> the internet only has so many "W"s to go around. With everyone typing www.google.com, it wastes a lot of them
43:30 <Mekkis> you shouldn't waste them.
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47:15 <Mort-> You're using tons of ws yourself nub
47:32 <Wrothmonk> My name must waste thousands a day. 
47:34 <Wrothmonk> :P
47:40 <Mekkis> but I'm doing it for illustrative, constructive purposes
49:41 <Hydrazine> Is this similar to the consonant conservation theory?
50:10 <Hydrazine> Which states that any letters missing from one region's accent will show up in some other region's accent?
50:28 <Mekkis> it is closer to the current shortage of apostrophes that we are experiencing...
50:51 <Mekkis> when they designed the internet, they didn't think people would be abusing apostrophes as much as they are today...
50:55 <Hydrazine> The missing R from Boston's 'paahk' shows up in Texas' "erl" (oil)
51:05 <Mort-> Very funny
51:23 <Mekkis> so the apostrophe budget was limited
51:57 <Mort-> What happens when you run out exactly
52:13 <Mort-> So try live a day without ws if you can mek
52:15 <Mekkis> Bad Things
52:28 <Mekkis> people die
52:42 <Mort-> Right. And i sprout silver wings in the moonlight
53:11 <Mekkis> Suddenly the company that knows it's shit becomes the company that knows its shit.
54:33 <Mort-> Seriously you mean you can't type the letter that runs out?
54:53 <Mekkis> no: it just doesn't get transmitted
54:58 <Mort-> Is there proof that it happens?
55:20 <Mekkis> ever wondered why you put stuff in the Recycle Bin?
55:42 <Mort-> really?
56:16 <Wrothmonk> I would theorize that a complete lack of any letter would severely alter the english language, internet storage would collapse due to the use of the characters in website addresses and programs, and we would end up sounding very sill until the lack of letter is remedied.
56:28 <Wrothmonk> silly*
56:31 <Mekkis> you see
56:42 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk ran out of "y"s for a second there
56:55 <Wrothmonk> XD
57:27 <Mort-> He typed too fast
58:16 <Wrothmonk> Communication as we know it would collapse.
58:17 <Steven> okay... so
58:36 <Hydrazine> There is a word for a book written that entirely lacks a letter.
59:04 <Wrothmonk> Its bad enough as it is now.
59:06 <Steven> you want to mount a paladin at level 4 on a rock that uses their effective druid level for the ability at CL-6
59:25 <Mekkis> and Wrothmonk just ran out of apostrophes too!
59:26 <Steven> roc even
59:30 <Mort-> Time to go
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59:42 <Hydrazine> Lipogram.
00:06 <Steven> so at 8th level the roc would finally advance to the next level.... Sure im okay with having a paladin fall to their death after two shots to their mount.
01:01 <Hydrazine> The Way of Kings makes me want to play a paladin.
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02:10 <Wrothmonk> I still haven't figured out a name for an antipaladin for WoTW.
05:07 <Mekkis> I'm thinking of making a cleric (or druid) of Achaekek for PFS
08:22 <Mekkis> I'll need to work out an angle: NE isn't allowed, so it'll need to be LN
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40:38 <Ulzef> wouldnt you need true N for the one phase if you go cleric
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59:24 <Mekkis> Ulzef, why? Achaekek is LE, right?
10:18 <Ulzef> thought you said NE earlyer
11:37 <Mekkis> as a druid, you need to be at least part-neutral
11:43 <Mekkis> hence the LN druid
15:00 <Ulzef> ahhh got ya
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09:39 <Mekkis> I think my local VC would disapprove of me crating people
03:36 <Hydrazine> 1700 people killed by a lake. Man, every time you think you've seen it all.
03:45 <Mekkis> when?
03:49 <Mekkis> I didn't do it!
04:03 <Wrothmonk> Neither did I!
04:14 <Mekkis> you weren't under the lake, were you Hydrazine?
04:32 <Hydrazine> 1986, Lake Nyos.
04:49 <Hydrazine> ....how the hell would I get under a lake, Mekkis?
04:58 <Wrothmonk> scuba?
04:58 <Mekkis> in a submarine?
05:22 <Mekkis> sounds like it's just been declassified!
05:25 <Hydrazine> My boat didn't have the draft for that kind of thing.
07:12 <Wrothmonk> ok let me get this straight… The lake was like a giant pool of carbonated water?
07:14 <Mekkis> it could only kill 1600 people in the lake?
07:39 <Hydrazine> ..No, Mekkis. It couldn't get TO the lake in the first place.
07:48 <Hydrazine> Pretty much, Wroth.
08:02 <Wrothmonk> I don't know if I should laugh or feel sorry for the people who died.
08:37 <Hydrazine> Cloudkill with a 23km radius.
08:41 <Hydrazine> Jesus.
08:53 <Wrothmonk> no, mentos
09:04 <Wrothmonk> giant mentos.
10:13 <Hydrazine> Kinda cool though that the way they fix it is by sticking a big straw in and pumping for a little while, and then it just fountains up all by itself.
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11:06 <Mort-> Time to get myself a copy of blood of angels
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33:27 * Mort- growls and throws rotten tomatoes at Steven
34:20 <Wrothmonk> can mage hand work on projectiles? They are technically un-attended.
35:01 <Mekkis> Steven, tell me about Walter's bard?
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36:31 <Mekkis> are you respectful, or retarded, respectfulguy?
36:51 <respectfulguy> dude.....
37:04 <respectfulguy> ive come fort a good time
37:16 <Mekkis> answer the question
37:17 <respectfulguy> let me show u what a good time is
37:20 <respectfulguy> hit it....................
37:28 <respectfulguy> ddddddddddddddddddddddddd n dddddddddddddddddddddddddd
37:34 <respectfulguy> dynamiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
37:39 * Mekkis sets ban on *!*@*.bigpond.net.au
37:39 Mekkis has kicked respectfulguy from #d&d (Mekkis)
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38:30 <Mort-> No magic items wrothmonk
38:50 <Wrothmonk> ?
38:56 <Mekkis> bon't want to ban all of telstra
39:31 <Mekkis> I tihnk you can, if you ready &mage hand
39:39 <diebot> MAGE HAND transmutation ([]) bard 0, sorcerer/wizard 0, summoner 0, magus 0 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one nonmagical, unattended object weighing up to 5 lbs. Comp: V, S Duration: concentration Save: none SR:no
39:40 <diebot> You point your finger at an object and can lift it and move it at will from a distance. As a move action, you can propel the object as far as 15 feet in any direction, though the spell ends if the distance between you and the object ever exceeds the spell's range.
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40:17 <Wrothmonk> heh thats a nice technicality. Free deflect arrows :P
40:28 <Mekkis> if you ready the action
40:32 <Wrothmonk> true.
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45:23 <Mekkis> !find nephem
45:24 <dicebot> Mekkis, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=562
46:48 <Steven> what walters bard?
46:52 <Mekkis> !find Snickers
46:53 <dicebot> Mekkis, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=261
46:53 <dicebot> Mekkis, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=341
46:53 <dicebot> Mekkis, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=559
46:54 <Mekkis> yeah
47:37 <Wrothmonk> snickers has come a long way.
47:44 <Mekkis> which snickers?
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48:11 <Wrothmonk> I mean in general. At a glance it looks like they are all the same sort of character.
49:12 <Steven> why do you want to know about walter's bard?
50:31 <Mekkis> I'm interested
50:47 <Steven> explain please
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08:10 <Steven> A man swimming with a pink bow tie gets eaten by a shark. Which one is wearing the tie? 
08:21 <Steven> Answer: YES!!
14:16 <Brunius-> Neither
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31:08 <Ulzef> mekkis cant ban all of teltra or no more crates
33:19 <Ulzef> well no more crates from me
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04:37 <Brunius> wat
11:54 <Mekkis> Ulzef, I unbanned all of telstra
12:03 <Mekkis> * Mekkis sets ban on *!*@*.bigpond.net.au
12:03 <Mekkis> * Mekkis has kicked respectfulguy from #d&d (Mekkis)
12:03 <Mekkis> * Mekkis removes ban on *!*@*.bigpond.net.au
12:03 <Mekkis> * Mekkis sets ban on *!*@f7f4d2b6.bigpond.net.au
17:58 <Ulzef> lol ban telstra just not all of it or i will miss being here
18:31 <Brunius> Avatar: Did you try to get Gilligan in here?
19:10 <Avatar> who is gilligan
19:49 <Brunius> Uh
19:51 <Brunius> Steven?
19:56 <Brunius> Different Steven
20:05 <Brunius> Other Other (Other?) Steven
20:06 <Mekkis> he's Darkwhite
20:07 <Avatar> no idea who that is?
20:09 <Brunius> At Arc
20:22 <Avatar> did we play with him
20:28 <Brunius> I don't think I did
20:36 <Mekkis> Ulzef, could I get the skills that Lintor has ranks in, and the number of ranks please
20:39 <Avatar> who is he
20:41 <Brunius> I will try to recruit him then
21:34 <Brunius> Long hair
21:39 <Brunius> Young-mid 20s
21:56 <Avatar> spaceshot?
22:01 <Ulzef> 2 in spell craft 1 in sense motive 2 in know religion 2 in planes 1 in history 2 in arcana 2 diplomacy
22:02 <Brunius> Was spaceshot at arc
22:10 <Brunius> Clue: No
22:12 <Avatar> I have no idea who else fits that description
24:18 <Ulzef> gilligan has long finger nails and plays a ranged elven rogue
24:40 <Avatar> yeah didn't play with him
24:55 <Avatar> oh wait is he the guy that panicked over dying in storming the diamond gate?
25:11 <Avatar> because the place was closing and they had to work out if he could be ressed
25:44 <Ulzef> yeah sounds right
25:56 <Ulzef> he was in diamond gate with me
26:06 <Avatar> yeah I think he was the only guy playing in there that I didn't know
26:46 <Avatar> hey it turns out I can get free glasses with my health insurance
26:53 <Avatar> I am straining my eyes for nothing
27:07 <Avatar> and hearing aids!
27:27 <Brunius> You need both of those
27:35 <Brunius> Maybe you will stop skimming if you can focus
27:41 <Brunius> :P
28:25 <Avatar> ye
29:12 <Avatar> psychologist is a bit expensive though
29:17 <Avatar> might have to give that one a miss !
35:33 <Mekkis> hey
35:35 <Mekkis> yeah
35:40 <Mekkis> he was the guy I drove home
39:56 <Brunius> http://i.imgur.com/WiMrNsI.jpg
40:00 <Brunius> Best promo ever
40:24 <Mekkis> where did you see that?
40:34 <Brunius> reddit saw it
40:59 <Mekkis> you just know that the booster contains a foil Bonfire
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06:47 <Mekkis> Hajimamashite Shaggy 
08:43 <Avatar> do oracles just always use the cleric spell list
09:05 <Mekkis> yes, unfortunately
09:13 <Mekkis> I want an oracle who uses the druid list :S
09:35 <Avatar> amen to that
09:46 <Avatar> that's the only thing really stopping me making an oracle
09:57 <Ulzef> they can get bonus spells from other lists
10:12 <Avatar> how
10:20 <Ulzef> there mystery
10:27 <Ulzef> they have list of bonus spells
10:44 <Avatar> identical to witch patron
10:52 <Ulzef> and the elf arch type i am in WotW picks its bonus spells off sorc/wiz list
11:14 <Avatar> what's the archetype called
11:35 <Avatar> I don't actually know much about your wotw character because the introductions were a bit hopeless and we are all acting secretive
12:33 <Ulzef> acient lorekeeper
12:40 <Ulzef> ancient even
13:01 <Ulzef> and i mean you can always go PF savant and ninja spells
13:19 <Avatar> what is that
13:43 <Ulzef> path finder savant its a prestige class
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14:47 <Avatar> what book is it from
15:09 <Avatar> I don't remember the last time I saw a prestige class
15:09 <Mekkis> Goodall's book of prestige classes!
15:32 <Ulzef> think it was in seeker of secretes
15:37 <Mekkis> yeah
15:44 <Mekkis> seeker of secrets
17:06 <Avatar> multiclassing Cairo into another class that adds +1 spellcasting per level every level might be an excellent idea
17:22 <Mekkis> diabolist!
17:59 <Mekkis> no
18:00 <Mekkis> don't do that
18:29 <Mekkis> is &Elixir of Darksight any good?
18:31 <diebot> ELIXIR OF DARKSIGHT [moderate transmutation] CL:6 none 1200gp, 0lb
18:32 <diebot> This dark, syrupy draught doubles the range of the drinker's darkvision and also enables her to see through deeper darkness when using darkvision. The effects last for 1 hour. Source: Advanced Race Guide
18:34 <Avatar> I get sick thinking about diabolist
18:42 <Mekkis> ok
19:03 <Ulzef> Lintor is thinking of splashing one lvl of diabolist
19:27 <Mekkis> Divine Scion
19:45 <Mekkis> really?
20:12 <Mekkis> when did you last play cairo?
20:17 <Ulzef> yeah i had mentioned that you said we would have to talk house rules
21:06 <Avatar> years ago
21:19 <Mekkis> how many levels since then?
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22:47 <Avatar> what book is divine scion in
22:58 <Mekkis> Inner Sea Magic
23:00 <Avatar> level 7
23:07 <Avatar> I've put 2 levels of GM credit on him since then
30:35 <Avatar> divine scion looks okay, but incredibly boring
30:59 <Avatar> it's like building a generic character class with the intent to buy him rings of protection, cloak of resistance, etc
31:03 <Avatar> and nothing much else
31:31 <Avatar> I don't meet the feat requirements, which are equally as boring - iron will, weapon focus
31:38 <Mekkis> Holy Vindicator?
32:26 <Avatar> book?
32:59 <Mekkis> APG
34:18 <Mekkis> Hellknight Signifier :S
35:17 <Ulzef> have you giving more thought to me going hellknight sig in WotW?
35:18 <Mekkis> Dawnflower Dissident
36:12 <Avatar> Cairo doesn't worship Sarenrae
36:27 <Avatar> there's no way for a cleric to just change deities is there
36:32 <Mekkis> sure there is
37:20 <Avatar> ....how ?
37:53 <Mekkis> "I've decided to change deities"
38:19 <Avatar> can clerics do that
38:52 <Avatar> I haven't liked irori since forever
38:52 <Mekkis> sure
39:02 <Avatar> does my favoured weapon change too
39:09 <Mekkis> I would imagine so
39:15 <Avatar> and the effective feat I got out of it
39:16 <Mekkis> I'd probably pay for an atonement too
39:29 <Avatar> but I'm not sorry
39:51 <Avatar> do you know what atone means :P
39:53 <Mekkis> you should get &atonement to change deity/alignment
39:56 <diebot> ATONEMENT abjuration ([]) cleric 5, druid 5, inquisitor 5 1 hour Range: touch living creature touched Comp: V, S, M (burning incense), F (a set of prayer beads or other prayer device worth at least 500 gp), DF Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:yes
39:57 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/atonement.html
40:08 <Mekkis> like Mytiazair did
40:13 <Mekkis> Redemption or Temptation: You may cast this spell upon a creature of an opposing alignment in order to offer it a chance to change its alignment to match yours. The prospective subject must be present for the entire casting process. Upon completion of the spell, the subject freely chooses whether it retains its original alignment or acquiesces to your offer and changes to your alignment. No duress, compulsion, or magical influence can force the subject 
40:13 <Mekkis> to take advantage of the opportunity offered if it is unwilling to abandon its old alignment. This use of the spell does not work on outsiders or any creature incapable of changing its alignment naturally.
41:28 <Avatar> could work
46:46 <Mekkis> sort of works with the whole Taldor thing
47:11 <Mekkis> although I'm not really sure if you'd support a regime that hates Sarenrae
47:34 <Mekkis> Green Faith Acolyte
48:53 <Mekkis> &scholar
48:57 <Mekkis>  &scholar
49:14 <Mekkis> !feat scholar
49:17 <diebot> Mekkis, STALWART [] You adopt a defensive stance that allows you to absorb and redirect hits. Prerequisites: Diehard, Endurance, base attack bonus +4. Benefit: While using the total defense action, fighting defensively action, or Combat Expertise, you can forgo the dodge bonus to AC you would normally gain to instead gain an equivalent amount of
49:17 <diebot> DR, to a maximum of DR 5/—, until the start of your next turn. This damage reduction stacks with DR you gain from class features, such as the barbarian's, but not with DR from any other source. If you are denied your Dexterity bonus to AC, you are also denied this DR. 
49:17 <diebot> Benefit:  Source: UC
51:29 <Mekkis> Veiled Illusionist
20:27 <Ulzef> has anyone else go there dungeoneer handbook yet?
20:48 <Mekkis> what's that?
21:13 <Ulzef> the new soft cover that just came out
22:06 <Ulzef> wondering what people thought of the new archtypes
23:41 <diebot> Eryne, "She does miss you.": [1d20=1] 5
24:05 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+4 reroll
24:05 <diebot> Eryne, reroll: [1d20=9] 13
24:29 * Alexander happily helps support Skeld.
25:44 * Alexander smiles dorkishly at the two being reunited.
26:31 * Alexander looks down a bit sadly, but nods.
27:26 <Mekkis> !dayjob +4
27:27 <diebot> Mekkis, Roll: 24 20gp
27:36 <Eryne> !dayjob +4
27:37 <diebot> Eryne, Roll: 9 1gp
27:49 <Eryne> !!!
27:53 <Eryne> 1gp!!!!
28:22 <Alexander> !dayjob 
28:22 <diebot> Alexander, Usage: !dayjob <modifier>. Currently only works with positive modifiers.
28:35 <Alexander> !dayjob +7
28:35 <diebot> Alexander, Roll: 26 50gp
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32:43 <Mekkis> !save fullattack: 1d20+3 bite; 1d6+3 damage; 2#1d20+3 claw; 1d4+2 damage
32:44 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3 bite; 1d6+3 damage; 2#1d20+3 claw; 1d4+2 damage saved as @fullattack
33:11 <Mekkis> !save pattack: 1d20+2 bite; 1d6+6 damage; 2#1d20+2 claw; 1d4+4 damage
33:12 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2 bite; 1d6+6 damage; 2#1d20+2 claw; 1d4+4 damage saved as @pattack
35:35 <Eryne> !save eagle: 1d20+3 bite; 1d4 bite; 2#1d20+3 talons; 2#1d4   
35:37 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3 bite; 1d4 bite; 2#1d20+3 talons; 2#1d4    saved as @eagle
35:47 <Eryne> @eagle
35:48 <diebot> Eryne, bite: [1d20=12] 15; bite: [1d4=3] 3; talons: [1d20=3] 6, [1d20=17] 20; 2#1d4: [1d4=3] 3, [1d4=2] 2
37:50 <Eryne> !save D-rat: 1d20+3 bite; 1d4
37:50 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3 bite; 1d4 saved as @D-rat
38:20 <Eryne> !save Dog: 1d20+2 bite; 1d4+1
38:20 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+2 bite; 1d4+1 saved as @Dog
39:04 <Eryne> !save Dolphin: 1d20+3 slam; 1d4+1
39:05 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3 slam; 1d4+1 saved as @Dolphin
39:47 <Eryne> !save F-beetle: 1d20+1 bite; 1d4
39:47 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+1 bite; 1d4 saved as @F-beetle
41:28 <Eryne> it says on the stat table for frogs Melee bite +3 (1 plus poison)
41:37 <Eryne> what does that mean? just one damage?
42:41 <Eryne> !save horse: 2#1d20-3 hooves; 2#1d3
42:41 <diebot> Eryne, 2#1d20-3 hooves; 2#1d3 saved as @horse
43:31 <Eryne> !save viper: 1d20+5 bite; 1d2-2
43:32 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+5 bite; 1d2-2 saved as @viper
44:58 <Eryne> !save eid: 1d20+3 bite; 1d6+3; 2#1d20+3 claws; 2#1d4+2
44:58 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3 bite; 1d6+3; 2#1d20+3 claws; 2#1d4+2 saved as @eid
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05:56 Mekkis gives channel half-operator status to diebot
06:37 <Mekkis> Do you know if there's any more Thuvian connection in PFS in season 4?
14:30 <Alexander> Well, what happened here?
17:50 <Mekkis> !define global firearm: Of all the forms of technology [...] from the lands of the Inner Sea, none are as universally misunderstood or despised as the firearm. [...] The appearance of a firearm suggests at once an outrageous expenditure of gold, a sorrowful impotence of limb, and an immediate threat of dishonorable violence.
17:51 <diebot> Mekkis, Of all the forms of technology [...] from the lands of the Inner Sea, none are as universally misunderstood or despised as the firearm. [...] The appearance of a firearm suggests at once an outrageous expenditure of gold, a sorrowful impotence of limb, and an immediate threat of dishonorable violence. defined as ??firearm
25:16 <Mekkis> hmmm
25:38 <Mekkis> one musket bullet is 66 grains in diameter
25:57 <Mekkis> or 17.4625mm
26:32 <Mekkis> so each bullet is 2788.161 cubic millimetres in volume
27:39 <Mekkis> or 2.788 cm^3
28:34 <Mekkis> the density of lead is 11.34g cm^-3
28:46 <Mekkis> so each bullet weighs 31.62g
47:43 <Mekkis> Avatar, does Buck own a tower 913m high?
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